The Dick Show - Episode 120 - Dick on Earthworm Jim

Episode Date: September 18, 2018

I am mistaken for a woman at bar trivia, half-drinked Diet Cokes in the fridge, Doug TenNapel calls in to talk about Earthworm Jim, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, the Jurassic Park video game, cuckery, lawsuits, gay marriage, and my fan art, Maddox confesses to Maliciously Prosecuting Asterios, "Tito, Tito, Tito", human suicide shields, the Liquor Limbo, Russian toaster cars, losing too much weight, Jamie news, and Facebook News turns one years old; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh Henry Gondorff says, oh Jamie, you so fine. There you go. Um, geez, not even a thank you. Yeah, that was a, that was a polite giggle. Thank you. Yeah, okay, there you go. That was a terrible something. You've been LA for, in, for two days and you're already a bitch. Jesus. All right. Is that thing? No, don't upgrade. Fuck you.

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Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick., you need to dig, you got it. It's the show where everything's a contest coming to you live from the city of failure. Deep in the heart of the city of failure and concrete bunker in the side of the mountain. I'm your host Dick Masterson aka the $20 million man aka voted Sean voted voted America's best Mexican. Me, Dick Masterson in like a Reuters poll's best Mexican. Me, Dick Masterson. In like a Reuters poll. Voted best Mexican.

Best Mexican in all of America. Me, Dick Masterson. Congratulations. Thank you, the $20 million man joining me is always America's best Mexican. America's best Mexican, not favorite, best. Best, if aliens came down and said we need your best, we need the best of all your races. So we can sequence their genes and keep them. I'm the collector and I'm collecting different races

of genes from all over the universe and we need the best Mexican you got right here buddy. Best is better than favorite. Oh yeah, no, you can't be the favorite. No, cause favorite is purely based on emotion. Basic. Well, you know, it's also like everybody has to like you That's the last thing you want is people to like you. Yeah, then you're obligated to you know

Be nice or you got to be the only if you want to be the the favorite you got to be a minion Oh, do you want to be a minion over there Sean not particularly no they're stupid no one wants to be a minion over there, Sean? Not particularly. No, they're stupid. No one wants to be a minion. That's what it takes to be the favorite. You got to be a minion. You got to, you want to be the best? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter anyway.

Joining me is always a Sean the audio engineer. Hello deck. Okay, what's up buddy? Joining us today also is Jamie Linhue. Hi. Fitness, fitness pro, bikini model number two. I like Phil's, Jamie Lin then he is back in the studio. I understand you're promoting,

you're promoting a Patreon too? Yes I am. Getting people in shape, helping people shed that weight at patreon.com slash J. I love this. JLH fitness. I've also been tasked by many of your fans to help you out as well.

Help me lose weight? Yes. You know what, I've lost too much weight. Is that right? Yeah, I got mistaken for a lady Come on now. Oh, I need to hear this Yeah, yeah, it was really upsetting to me now I know what all those people all those trans people are always complaining about because that it upset me very much And I'm still annoyed by it. I was 80s girl and I and Keon and Rand, you know,

the whole crew. This is actually true. This is true. My motley, somebody like came out. Somebody came up to you and they said, oh, excuse me, ma'am, or something like that. I'm sitting at bar trivia, waiting for fucking bar trivia, getting drunk at the bar, ordering food with 80s girl. We're sitting at the bar and

This woman comes up behind us and goes excuse me ladies. Oh My god, that is fucking awesome. I don't see it that your shoulders are way too broad from for me to Yeah, but in these days you can't assume anything. Yeah, this is what a peak woman looks like today, wearing a shirt that says, fuck off, I'm autistic on it. She's wearing lipsticks because I had little tiny shorts on, Harry, this is what this woman comes up. She's two individuals with basically the same, my hair actually probably is longer.

In better, yeah. In better, okay. Never, no hair actually probably is longer. Yeah, better. Yeah, better. Okay. Never no hair drying, no chemicals. You are the best Mexican. Thank you, world. America's, by the way, Taco Bell was voted America's best Mexican restaurant. I actually saw that.

I'm glad. That's why. That's exactly what I expect from America. Yeah, it's my favorite. And I'm as Mexican as Taco Bell as we all know. Yeah, everybody knows Del Taco is far superior. Oh, John it's not even it's not even close. Yeah, but they have too many cheeseburgers Del Taco is meant Taco Bell sticks with traditional Mexican food. Oh, yeah

Cortitas Chalupas right Doritos tacos. Yeah, things, you know, Del Taco sells cheeseburgers, American food. French fries, you can't get French fries at Taco Bell. You can get them at Taco Bell. No, and that's a mistake. Well, just, you know, what's next? Applebee's is the best Mexican restaurant. That's my point. It's got to be Taco Bell.

No. All right, you got to put that somewhere that doesn't claim all the micro. So we're sitting there at the bar. And this woman, of course, she's, you know, big woman. I'm sitting there at the bar, Sean. Yeah. Here we go, back to Elle.

So I'm sitting there ordering my meat skewers. I get a tap on this. Is it any woman would? As any woman would ordering, I was, that's probably what Cluder in, because I was ordering two prime ribs. And she goes, oh, you must, I'm a woman, I eat two meals at the same time.

This must be a fellow sister, right? Busy pouch, you tap son of shoulder. Excuse me, ladies. Can I borrow the, can I see the menu? What does you do? Punched her around. I punched her straight through the window, right in the larynx. Yeah.

Yeah. I turned, I didn't even look at her face. I just heard the tone and I went shirukin' and turned around and knocked her right through the fucking window. No, she must have been thinking, now this is quite possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen. But I don't want to assume you should, you should have been thinking, now this is quite possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen. But I don't want to assume you should have seen her. Yeah.

Okay, that was the start of the week. That's pretty amazing. Yeah, so my point is, I don't need to lose anymore. Losing the weight was a mistake. I started losing weight. Next thing you know, broads are mistaking me for a woman. I've got to start packing on pounds. The right kind. Nobody ever, nobody ever walked up to meet loaf. He could have, he has tits the size of beach balls and nobody ever mistook him for a broad.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's definitely not the hair. Let me see what else we had a gas, gas apocalypse this week. Good God. Have you heard anything about this? Very little just as of last night It's really insane that the the creator of earthworm gym Doug Doug ten a Doug ten April is gonna be calling in later today That's cool and He is this is I just want to say this is my life as it stands currently. The creator of Earthworm Gym, who I was obsessed with as a kid.

My brother used to draw Earthworm Gym. Dude, your brother and I would sit in history class and just draw Earthworm Gym constantly, like weirdly obsessed with it. Like that guy that draws a kid. It was a cool-looking character. I don't know, something about- Like what about drawing dick?

Like the guy in super bad that just sits there and draws dick all day? I thought you were gonna say that's another thing you used to draw all day. I did used to do that, but- I kept my- I kept my earthworm gym drawings and my penis drawings on separate pages.

I would never- Solidly do that, right? I would never draw. I never drew earthworm gym doing any kind of weird penis stuff. I just wanted Doug to know that. Okay. So Doug agrees to come on the show by the whim of the magnet. Yeah.

It really, this is really defies any, I believe in God now after seeing this one. By some twist of fate, Doug happens to have Maddox on his show yesterday. And of course, he knows nothing about the two-pock, the two-pock, Barry Manelow, rivalry that Maddox and I have been on for the last three years. Who is two-pock? Okay. Now he's Pock. The two-pock slash Gary Glitter rivalry, you know, that famous rivalry between the beloved two-pock and the pedophile. Yeah. It's a pedophile.

Gary Glitter, yeah, I think he was busted in Thailand or something. Yeah. Who's the worst musician, the biggest scumbag musician you can think of? Oh boy. You really got it. I got it. I got both love music trivia. That's a big question.

A big scumbag. Biggest musician, like just a horrible human being. Horrible scumbag, yeah. Small dick, threw his career away. Through his career. Oh man. Maybe he's a mean. I was like asking what our favorite song is.

No, no, it's because. I gotta go through this. Well, think about it. Think about it. He does, so Doug doesn't know anything about this rival reading. He's like, yeah, cool. He's, we're talking about a little bit. Doug's going to call in today. And he says, I didn't know anything about this Maddox thing. I hope it's still cool that I call it.

And he's like, oh, yeah, man. It's beyond cool. But if you get him to talk about the lawsuit on your show, your live-fuckin' hero, like, whatever you do, like, I'm not, I'm not gonna bust this. He's the creator of fucking Earthworm Jim. What am I gonna say, right? But he doesn't know anybody's shit. But he's a cool guy, yeah.

So if you get him to talk about so Doug Stream gets inundated with superchats. I mean, people are throwing. I have not, I've been to a lot of strip clubs. I've never seen somebody inundated with cash. Yeah, like this guy where people pay money to get their questions read. Exactly. Oh, God. Let me, let me guess what might have happened to them. Yeah. Go ahead. I would guess that some of those were ignored. That's some of them were ignored. Which means he just is just taking money from people. Uh, wow, you don't, you don't owe anybody

to read the super chat. I mean, this is not Maddox's thing. No, this is Doug's. He's so Doug reads them. Not knowing the lore as we do. So he's asking Maddox stuff like, ask Maddox about Tito. And Maddox sits there with a flummox look on his face,

repeating Cuck over and over and over again. Oh my God. Let me see some more. These are wrote them down. I did think Super Chat was basically you get your shit read though. Well, it's it's it's common. It's commonly done that, but it's not, you know, it's not a rule. All right. Because you don't want other people controlling your show

on the meat connected. No, you do not. I only got that from Nick's thing. Yeah. So he's asking, Doug flat out, Asmatics, what about this, did you pretend to be a woman? Did you pretend to be Heather S? I gotta play some of these first, right?

I do have stuff that makes me rich. So you don't make me rage? Half drank sodas that are put back into the fridge. Okay. Oh, terrible. Talk amongst yourselves while I find this clip. Maddox is getting asked if he's if he pretended to be a woman online. Well, the problem with half half half-drink sodas that are back in the fridge is that you probably it's first of all it's not that much liquid. So you need to fucking drink your soda or pour out or something. Sometimes you use it as a mixer and then

oh, stop, okay, stop. I'm talking about waking up with a ripping hangover, crawling, slithering out of the bedroom, like out of the primordial ooze, opening up the fridge, we're looking like a lizard king, right? Opening up and thinking, oh, thank God, there's one more soda. There's one more soda. Thank Christ. I can't take the smell of coffee. The only thing that's gonna do me

and the only thing that's gonna do me today is a nice chemical concoction of formaldehyde and acetaminophen and poison, brain shrinking, debilitating poison. I needed in my brain to continue living. This is the, I'm dead. This is the formaldehyde and acetaminophen and poison, brain shrinking, debilitating poison. I needed my brain to continue living. This is the, I'm dead. This is the formaldehyde that's going to preserve me through life. Taking a, you take a grab of it and you're like, that's not the correct, that's not the correct concentration level. That's not the way.

That's not right. That's not right. And then she start, your brain starts racing it and piecing it together before you think you motherfucking bitch. You did not put a half-trink Coke and you know it's you know it's the last one because that's why they save them the women That's why otherwise they would just throw them in the garbage like oh this this fuck fuck this great you grab it and Why is my why is my index finger dry? This is not right. This is not right You and you pick it up like Indiana Jones switching the thing this is not the correct amount of weight in this fucking soda.

Elena Dan La. It's not sealed at all. No, and now it's been opened. It would be you could deal with it if you needed it and it was and it was half full or two-thirds full. But now it's been in there since last night and it's totally flat. It's totally flat. It's so, it's fucking flat. It's undrinkable. It's undrinkable if an engine, if a car, if a transformer had diarrhea,

this is what they would shit out. This flat, flat soda water that's been sitting in the fridge, you did it, you did it. Yes, you did, you did the thing that I'm talking about. While you're at school, I'm trying to piece my life together after severe hangovers and going into my fridge and finding my soda's half drunk and preserved, preserved like it's an exhibit.

Like this is a late 20th century exhibit of a man's refrigerator. Oh, thank you. You've preserved this half drank soda. Experts, our archaeologists say that men would often drink half of a can of soda and put them back in their fridge for later. No, they didn't ever do that. And we haven't even touched on the concept of knocking it over.

As your ham fisted leaves, reaching for something past it and you go, oh, you know, you knock over stuff in the fridge sometimes. They have lids. They're their seal. Yeah. But no, so now are you gonna, you know, just gonna clean it up. Don't even use, if you put in leftovers in the fridge, don't even use a bull. Just spoon it into the shell.

That's what you're doing. If you need to put a soda back in the fridge, put it in a Tupperware container so that I'm not tricked into thinking it's a full soda when it's the last fucking soda in the fridge. Put it in a Tupperware, put the lid on it, put a piece of masking tape and then write, write, like, yeah, yeah, right, giant. So yeah, right, go fuck yourself. Stop drinking so much, period. The half-drinked soda is, all right, let me, let me find this. There's a thread on Reddit where somebody's gone through

and broken down every single part of, anything pertaining to the lawsuit. Yeah, I've lost my ability to search for things on paper without control F. Like if I look at a piece of paper and say there's something on this paper that pertains to you and that you want to know about it's go well I need to scan this and put it through an OCR recognition and then control F on it because I don't know I don't remember how we used to do this but I can't I can't fucking do it anymore your eyes

Don't key in when you're scanning. Oh, Michael, there's a word on this page. And there's a word on this page that you need to pass. And I think I'm in a fucking dream where I can no longer read the paper. Yeah. Let me see here, maybe it's on the back. Then I turn it over and I don't read the back either. Look, babe, Alan Foster from Not for Human Consumption

was nice enough to piece these together for us. Part of the CU next Tuesday network. You know, we have like, we have like several thousand producers. Yes, it's great. It's great, it's great. Okay, here's a channel for $2. At least they don't sue their friends, Maddox.

Yeah, well, I didn't either. Okay. Can you believe that he's telling other people that me and him aren't friends? Can you believe that he's telling other people that me and him aren't friends? Can you believe that? How could he tell other people behind my back that we are not friends? That's, I can't pull, that's,

so disingenuous that he would work with me for two years and then go and tell people that we're not friends. What was all that podcasting about then if we weren't friends? It's on a front to the concept of friendship. Yeah, unbelievable. Here's another, oh man, these people are like, I have so many, you're like the comment king.

There's super. That's the one way to fly it. I wonder why. Who is Heather at? Do you know what he's, I don't know if he's Heather. Yeah, they're all referring to shit from the lawsuit that they have taken out of context He can't look at the camera. Yeah, it doesn't matter what I say to these misconstrued matter-fikes explain first of all I don't want to explain myself to any of these people because

You should explain yourself to the court a little better stupid asshole Would be for them to come back to my side. I don't want them. These are horrible people. These are people who dox. So eventually everyone will be a horrible person. Ironically, a lot of them actual pedophiles. These are. What?

What? A lot of them? Actually, a lot of them. A lot of us are actual pedophile. So is he saying that Tito is not? Is that not live or slander? I mean, it's not. Who's if that's what he's talking about?

He's not, he's talking about anyway, specific. But it's like, A lot of the dick show audience are actual pedophiles. Yeah. Meanwhile, he's got a convicted pedophile who regularly goes into his show and creating. He has a signed court document signed what's that? And, affidavit.

Yeah. Yeah, that he is Heather S. It's signed, he fucking perjured himself. Ha, ha, ha. Misconstrude. It's just, listen. Yeah, okay. Listen, if Maddox, George has a mental disorder,

and you don't need any kind of a fucking doctorate or schooling to know that. I can look outside and see that it's raining. I don't need a fucking meteorologist. It's right there. If he, I believe, if it walks, I have a cuck, if it walks like a cuck and it quacks like a cuck, it's a George.

So it's a, if he for one second, for one second had any type of a true insight into himself, like he just caught a glimpse. Yeah. That complete, that wall to who he really is at the core of his person was, was removed for one second. One second. It would be so horrifying that he would jump off the nearest building immediately, but he never will see

that because he has done this his whole life. Everything he has done is to protect himself and he will never actually see that. What do you think he's looking for up here? Is that where people look when they're lying? Yeah, I don't know that that's 100% true. But I would just prove it. I would fucking love like an investigator, a criminal investigator to look through these tapes and give his analysis.

Well, clearly he's being evasive. Yeah, I'm gonna go, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go watch an marathon of Lydamy on Fox that was on after house. I never gave it a shot because I thought they were trying to diminish house in some way by attacking them by riding houses, coattails, but I'm gonna become an expert on the criminology of lying and the pathology.

Do you wanna hear more about how their ass was miscut? I do, I do. So there's 20 of these. This is so infreting. It was a two hour interview of Maddox getting fucking roasted by the creator of Earthworm Gym. It's the most insane thing you've ever heard in your life, the guy that I used to obsessively

doodle in high school and junior high. It's an agent of Maddox's destruction. He becomes unfucking-hinged, man. At some point, he uses his half-sisters suicide to distract from the question about the lawsuit. He throws, I'll play that in a minute. When have we said he didn't care? Uh, you know, that's a whole other thing. I'm gonna talk about it later

because I don't wanna bring the show down with the system. You know, if we bring up Maddox's as you see was I this show will die faster than sheep But my point is we've never made we've never mentioned it or made fun of it and he says no Out they they're making fun of this like no one fucking can't what are you talking about? Well, no, no, isn't everybody fun of it? And it's a completely separate, it has nothing to do with anything he's done. That was gross when he brought it up on the biggest problem as like pretending that this was honesty

and it's gross when he brings it up here. There's more on Heather S. More on Heather S. It doesn't matter what I say to these people. It doesn't matter, Mike, like, first of all, I don't want to tell the truth to any of these people because the worst thing would be for them to come back to my side. The best thing that we're having to do is that people who dox, people who stop, they're

racist. And they're racist. We're honestly a lot of them actual pedophiles. I don't criticize too many people who are giving me $2. Don't criticize too many people who are giving me $2. Super. I have zero basis. There's zero basis in fact for any of this. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, it continues. Oh, that's great. It continues.

It continues. I can watch these all fucking day, man. I can't even find humor in it. Not really? No, because you know me, like, I don't think this is, I think this is a fucking pauling. Well, it's gonna get a lot. We're gonna watch them until you think it's funny. We're gonna smoke these until you learn your lesson, John. Let's see, here we go. Super

ostrich, $5. Maddox claimed to be a woman named Heather S. Facts. Called asterioses. Clos. Employer to try and get him fired. Facts. That's not true. Oh my God. Wait, did you try to be a woman? Uh, well, so yeah.

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Yeah. They're talking about things that are talking about. Yeah, you're, you remember when you were saying, uh, uh, uh, simply yes or no question. Okay. Yeah, you remember when you were saying simply yes or no question. Okay. If somebody doesn't answer yes or no question, the answer is yes.

Yeah. All every single top, every single fucking time. We got this shortcut in our human brains where like only one percent of people will live by this code. Yeah. But you ask a question and the bad answer is the bad answer. If they say anything else, but the good one, it's the bad one. That's right. Yeah.

It's a simple question. It's no or other. Yeah. Well, that's other. You're fucking guilty. You're guilty, you know it. Okay. I think what this is, and for me to even get into what happened or what they're alleging,

and you don't have the time, Doug. Completely misleading what the way they're framing is saying. And nothing I say is going to change anything because these are not rational people. They already have a belief. And for them to admit, you know, like based on facts and stuff, it's kind of like admitting that your religion is wrong. That's why I don't argue with people about the religion.

He's talking just about himself. Yeah, yeah. Go me in with them. You could disprove my religion. You could just say, uh, here's evidence A, B, and C, and I'd go, okay. I don't think so. To assume that religious people are irrational. No, I don't think it's irrational. Okay. So these people are irrational. But, uh, yeah, I'm, that's what I'm saying is don't compare into religion like saying people of faith that it up By the way, Doug's religious. Yeah, I always are good at your faith Justifiable and so if it's not justifiable, it's probably a false faith that includes me by the way if my faith is unjustifiable Well, I think that if you have a framework for belief like how the world works and why we should be ethical. I think that you can't prove it as proof it is just a framework that you believe.

That's why I think that I'm fine with any religion as long as they're not hurting other people. But these people in particular have believed something that is false. people in particular have believed something that is false. That it's not going to serve me any any good to try to dissuade them or try to show them evidence or anything like that because I mean, it would have helped you in court. Yeah, there's that pesky evidence. Then there's there's one more that I want to play because it it's pretty I think it's pretty major. We're all we're all eagerly awaiting a stereosis counter suit for malicious prosecution. And the thing that has bothered me

about a stereosis counter suit so far is that malicious prosecution has four criteria that you gotta hit. And one of them is the malice part, willful prosecution, or I've wrote. Persecution? Prosecution.

Prosecution, using the law to hurt someone. Got it. Yeah. And the very easy defense for that is that you're an idiot. You know, America has infinite patience for stupidness. I don't know why that is. It must be good because it's, it's, it's, it's, we're working for us so far.

But you can always use stupidity as a defense when it comes to, you know, intent, right? Like you did all this stuff, Maddox, did you mean, did you know it was going to get him fired? Did you mean to? Yeah. I'm just an idiot. I mean, there's a, there's a defense.

However, Maddox gets roped into, in my opinion, confessing the malicious prosecution of Asterios on this interview. Dominic Kesos found it. Yeah, it's incredible. Let me see if I can find it. I got to dance around the screens and the settings here one more time.

But keep in mind, this is the defense against a stereosis malicious prosecution case is I believed in this lawsuit and I didn't know it would do this. That's all you have to get them to believe. That's all you have to get the judge to believe. If the judge believes you did do this and you did do it to fuck with them. Like frivolousness is one of the criteria

and then having done it on purpose is another one of the criteria. So I think that Maddox just confesses to doing it on purpose. So this is, in my opinion, Maddox confessing to maliciously filing a lawsuit against the stereos to costume shop. And I think that any judge who sees this,

or any jury, if it gets that far, there is no way they're gonna believe this motherfucker didn't know what he was doing in detail. Hang on, when was this filmed? This was filmed yesterday. That's a lot of views. Yeah, 5,000 views already. So this, like just watch as from a judge's point of view,

and think about the words Maddox is using in the mindset and and take a note of the venom in his voice. Yeah. Uh, here we go. By the way, Doug, you were opposed to people going after people's livelihood. Absolutely. Absolutely. That's a shitty thing. That's a real shitty thing to do is to go after someone's livelihood, isn't it? Oh, oh, oh, yeah. And so that's what these people did to me. And then in response to 18 months of harassment, you know, turns out that if I play by their rules, they cry victim. All right. So it's okay for you guys to go after people's lives.

But when we play by your rules of engagement, when people turn around and say, that's a confession. This is what you guys are okay with. Well, let's play by your rules. Now you have a problem with it. It's very interesting. Look at his face. Look at his face.

Look at his face. They cry, Vic. Look at how smart he thinks he is, right? It's okay for you guys to go after people's livelihoods, but when we play by your rules, it's him being a sage and a badass at the same time. Yeah. Okay.

This is what you guys are okay with. Okay. Well, let's play by your rules. Now you have a problem with it. It's very interesting. But you're not going after someone's job because you're a scorned ex and you don't do that. You don't go after someone's job. You don't go after their livelihood.

Alex, you're the scorned ex you idiot. We have a love letter. You wrote to your girlfriend that wants nothing to do. We read it in front of 400 fucking people. So he's saying 80s girls are scorned ex and went after his job. I think he's saying he has some scorned X. He's a he had you're the scorned X. Yeah, I'm the scorned X now. He doesn't know. He doesn't a fucking job. What is he talking about? He's so that's a fucking confession. God, he's so dumb. He's so fucking dumb.

I tried to get his theories. How can someone be this stupid? How is that possible? I was trying to figure this out for several years now. Here, here, here, here. Watches, I wish we had a behavior in a body movement sky to tell us like what he's thinking. Like a cop. I have a feeling we're gonna come up with one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I had, man, I had a dinner with Keon's buddies who were in law enforcement. I really fucking made an ass of myself. I got a talk, I was gonna talk about that. I did it, good. I got in a terrible liquor limbo with them. I hope I didn't embarrass Keon too much.

I show up, you know, I show up on time by some miracle, because I had nothing to do all day. And I start drinking as soon as I get there. Where you're at a bar and a Italian restaurant. Keon and his buddies show up, and the waiter comes like, can I get you gentlemen something to drink? They go,

they all cops? They said no. I'm like, oh, this is it. Okay, so I don't have, I've never, I pulled out the drink, the partying with sober people playbook. Yeah. And blew the dust off.

And like, wow, this manual hasn't been updated in at least 12 years. I was stuck in a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible. You open it up and like the four were just as don't. Yeah. Oh, I remember why I put this book away. Yeah. Oh, I was in such an awful liquor limbo. Yeah.

It was like, like, my limbs were not moving. My half of my face was sweating and the other half was fine because the liquor was coursing through my veins and different intervals and firing the wrong, I would, the senses would, my senses would be amplified and then dimmed and different. If you try to, you know, you try to pump the brakes on a liquor train, you find that the brakes haven't been used in years.

And it will really, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. It will really mess you up. Okay, let's watch it one more time. This, watch it as a judge. Watch it as a judge and Maddox is saying, I didn't know it getting fired. This was just me suing for my own protection. Because it sounds like he's saying Tit for Tat,

they went after my job, which never happened, and it has no job. So he went after ours. By the way, Doug, you were opposed to people going after people's livelihood, right? Absolutely, absolutely. That's a shitty thing. That's a real shitty thing to people.

Say my name, you bitch! You could go after someone's livelihood, isn't it? I agree. You don't do that. Yeah, and so that's what these people did to me. And then in response to 18 months of harassment, you know, turns out that if I play by their rules, they cry victim. Alright, so it's for you guys to go after people's livelihoods.

But when we play by your rules of engagement, when people... Who's we, you and your ex, mental jazz? Around and say, okay, this is what you guys are okay with well let's play by your rules now you have a problem with it. I don't I made $200,000. Stereo's my though because you're scorned ex and you don't do that you don't go after someone's job you don't go after their livelihood because you disagree with them

or you just don't like them. Because that's what really escalates this wars when you start going after people's livelihoods. By the way, escalates. Oh yeah, you got something. You look like you're really simmering over there. He just, he has to be, I mean, I just hope he gets what he deserves, which is just complete

and utter ruin. Yeah. I mean, that's just, yeah. That's it. To where he can't deny it. Where it's, that's not possible. No, no, no, he can always deny it. Mm-hmm.

But just, I mean, like, I want him destitute. Yeah. That's what I want. Sorry. You want him sorry? That's what I want. I don't know if he'll ever be sorry. Never be sorry.

He'll never be sorry, but I want him punished as much as possible. As much as the law allows. Yeah, as much as possible. I want him to be such a non factor in the human race that he can't get arrested. Where it's just like, you just, it's this thing laying in the gutter. That's what I want. It's like stepping over a newspaper. Yeah. You're matter than, you're matter than anybody. It's just, it's disgusting. Yeah. Going on and lying, lying right to somebody. It's incredible. It's incredible. It's disgusting. Yeah. Going on and lying, lying right to somebody's face.

It's incredible. It's incredible. It's incredible. And he knows he's doing wrong because he looks, he looks like a hell. He's not a psychopath. Oh, no. No, no, no.

He's not because you can't tell when they're lying. I can't wait with shit. Oh, yeah. Psychopath or sociopath, whatever. I mean, some people say they're the same thing. Others say there's a slight distinction, but whatever. Yeah. It's like, if somebody really, it's like, no, like,

there's none of those, there's none of those tells. Yeah. He's not going to Kaiser Soze, I said, in five years, and have the last laugh you say. I'm going to play this song from Kendall and I had called Tito, Tito, Tito, and then I think Doug, Doug Tenapel, Doug Tenapel's calling in. Tenapel, Doug Tenapel's calling in.

We're gonna talk to him. I think that's a confession. I think that's a straight up, that's the worst evidence I've ever seen against anybody. I asked this area, I don't think hysterios. Yeah, anybody who's like, it's your word, it's your word against your word. And this one was said when you weren't in court

trying to get out of something. Yeah. So. I just love how he's trying to like, so cool when he's saying it. And so they said. That's just bad ass. My livelihood.

He said, I want a super cut of Maddox saying livelihood. Like Trump with China China China China Wifely hood Wifely hood Wifely hood So it's all sassy Yeah, he does he does get all sassy it could be Is that do they do that in the Midwest is that a Utah thing met sassy men? All right, here's Tito Tito Tito by Ken Dullinhyde. Who is a Patreon Patreon.com slash Ken Dullinhyde?

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All my neighbors say I'm the most prolific reditor. Dear Mr. Judge, I don't need incarceration. I say at home I listen to my favorite captivated. Oh God, did you see that? I don't want your psycho therapy. I'm not gonna talk about it, son. My girls are bad modra. She's not very choosy.

She'd rather risk her kid than be single for a few weeks. Benin also is yapping in her earline. You know what? You could just find a fat loser who doesn't think her kid's hot. George thinks I'm good people. Loss my T.B.D. And tribute him even though I'm evil and got caught C.B. Distributing.

He knows T.E.D.O.S. Me though plays my voice mails all day. Heying with Roni does they love bad ombray. Yes, yes my name is Teto, Keto, Keto On a death of Madison show Can't believe the deep thump it goes Should've hanged me till my neck broke I insisted that he didn't even know the record shows my mind is f**king sick and twisted

They found my stash of disc with pics of new duplards and infants They also got my laptop with bits of kitt victims in it. George, you have to speed it just for ten you never knew me. Maddox, my wish, your army of one. It is my duty. I'll follow my sword, so mad cat. And continue driving. Bad old boy signing off as I call back into hiding. Oh, all right. All right. Wonderful. Wonderful. Oh, good God. You were going to talk about the, the, the, the next thing, right? His live stream on the,

on the Tito court case. Nick's I think I mentioned it last week, but Nick did a walk through of Tito's conviction. I haven't seen it on godly amounts of child. You cut yourself off whatever you're about to talk about it Sounded like that sort of was oh No, it was somebody found the bad ombre's Abraham Morales his letter to the judge begging the judge not to send him to prison. It's hilarious. It is. It's all, you know what happens to Pettos in prison, man.

They're the lowest of the low. Really? Pettos in prison? They were like the kings of prison, because they're the most bad. Because even how can you take that? Right, Pettos. Pettos. Even, I really need to check my information, because if I got sent to prison, my plan was

just to start molesting kids so that I would get some respect when I was in the joint. Even murderers have kids, man. That was what I was told, Jesus. I gotta run that by lettuce, that plan. I always get plans from God. I get a lot of plans from dudes on how to go to prison. Yeah, you know, men were fascinated with going to prison.

How to survive. And having these plans kicked up on how to go to this rape factory that we have called prison. There's like, you know what you should do. You should shave your head and then get in with the white supremacists. That's what you gotta do. That's what my friend told me.

If I ever went to prison, you gotta shave your head. You gotta shave your head and get in with the white supremacist. Man, I'm going to fucking Mexico. There is, I am not going to prison. I will 100% die or get raped. It's conversation's taking a weird turn. It's Tito.

Oh, Doug's trying to figure out how to hook his Yeti up to his Skype. I'll help him out. That sucks, man. Yeah. Can you hear me? Oh God, thank Christ. Uh, thank God. It's, uh, this is, it's making everybody watching nostalgic for the old days of the show where we would have like an hour of audio problems at the scheduled start of the show. This is every single conference call I ever had with Dreamworks.

We had a outside studio and it was like 20 minutes of setup. Probably about 40,000 dollars worth of salary was burned up while we tried to figure out this amazing system. You know, it's funny. That was the very first episode of this show. That was the, that was the topic of the show. Conference calls. Yeah. Because once you get past the 20 minutes of setup, and if you take out all the people going, can you hear me? Can you hear? And the guy who wants to stand 20 feet away from the phone and talk into the corner like the Blair Witch project. Walking back and forth. Walking back and forth. Yeah. How you doing, man? So good. Oh, good. It's really, it's wonderful to

have you on the show. It's Doug. Doug, Tenaple, right? Am I saying that right? good. Oh, good. It's really, it's wonderful to have you on the show. It's Doug, Doug Tenapel, right? Am I saying that right? Yeah, Tenapel. Put the ape in there and you'll get it right, Dick. Thanks. You're the only person whose last name I've ever looked up in advance of how to pronounce their name.

That's fine. People butcher it. My, my, my same agent, she said my, she's been my agent for 20 years and she calls me Ten-Nepal. 10-Nepal? 10-Nepal. I don't have the heart to correct her after 20 years.

It's too late now. Just to let you know, there's no super chats on my show. So you don't have to deal with any of that bullshit today. You could make a lot of money. Yeah, did you? I did, I did pretty good. Well, you tell us how much you made on that Maddox Super Chat.

I think it was like $100, $135. One guy sent like a hundred pesos. I thought it was a hundred bucks. Like a holy crap, $100 they go. It's a pesos, I'm like, Oh, you know what I hate when they do that. He actually, he called in and left a voicemail. I thought it was like the last one I listened to.

He was talking about his 100 pesos, the mission. Yeah. So are all of your fans autistic? Because like they would send like three posts. How's going dude? Uh, the many fans of this show are neuro atypical. He felt like it's a rain man convention. Really same thing, by the way, with veggie tails,

all the people that posted on veggie tails would post the same post 15 times, and you just realized, like, our whole audience is autistic. Yeah. Is that a surprise for veggie tails? No, no. Are you kidding? Yeah, it actually made a lot of sense.

Look, this show has harnessed the most powerful force in the universe of autism. We've put it, we've done some incredible things. We've busted actual criminals using it. It's you've unlocked the human genome in care cancer. Yeah. Yeah. You think, you know, you think a hurricane or lightning is strong, which my co-host, Sean and I have harnessed the raw power of autism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they all come up to me at Comic Con too, really sweet guys. And, you know, you just kind of, I don't know how to talk even with them. I feel like am I supposed to get a translator? I just want to treat them like everybody else, you know, but I've got a large percentage

of my comic readers are autistic too, which I just I can never figure out. I think I am, because I spent most of ninth grade just obsessively drawing earthworm gym. There you go. Yeah. And you put out that piece of fan art to our remember that. It was fantastic. That's like before we ever knew each other like by a mile. Do you remember that? Do you do that? Yeah. Yeah. One of the few good ones I've ever got, not about 50,000 drawings. Oh my God. That's awesome. Man, I used to get in trouble all the time in class for drawing earthworm gym. I got in trouble so much that one day I really was obviously drawing and I drew a bouquet of 12 roses and wrote for Miss Irman on it so that when she busted me and yelled at me

in front of the class and she goes, what are you drawing? That's funny. And then I showed it to her and it was a bouquet of roses that said for Miss Irman and she goes, you are such a piece of crap. Like, you fucking asshole you such a piece of crap? You fucking asshole this entire time. I Loved earthworm Jim so much you probably get this I'm gonna I'm gonna turn into an autistic fanboy for a month Thank you my my friend and I in high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, please stop it some more

My friend and I drew movie posters for our favorite movie in high school. His was Long Dong disco venom versus the Starship Trooper bugs. And mine was Indiana Jones and the Temple of Huge Nazi Tits starring featuring Earthworm Jim. Oh, wow, that's good. That's pretty cross-ballinating there. Who's else in here though? I've Sean. Okay. This is me, aiding there. That's cool. Who am I talking to? Who's else in here, though? I have Sean.

Okay, this is me, Dick Masterson. Yeah, Sean. Yeah, 20 million dollar man, a voted America's best Mexican. Sean, the audio engineer. And you're also speaking with Jamie Lynn Hughes, who is a Jamie you do your intro. Well, I'm a pro bikini competitor,

and a fitness coach. Oh, I think I saw you on Twitter. Uh oh, okay. Probably. Yeah. Yeah, you should see it on Instagram if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, is your banner, you're standing like between, there's a guy who's buff.

Yes, yes, that's me. A wait, there's, yeah, I saw you. That's cool. Well, thank you. Speaking of buff, Doug, I really appreciate how in all of your art, you make sure that your characters have never gone to a leg day once. That's my favorite part. Yeah, man.

The legs, they have to be scrawny. This is actually for an animation trick is how I design my characters. It's, when a character does a run cycle, if they've got like buff legs, it just isn't that clear compared to if they're scrawny or you can just see the run cycle better. So I just became part of how I draw all characters. Oh, that's interesting. Is it like too many fingers? Yeah, exactly.

Same thing. Three fingers in a thumb for clarity. Same. Exactly. So I'm going to give everybody a rundown of the stuff you've worked on because they might not know your name offhand, but it is an impossibility for anyone listening to the show to not have interacted with something

that you've had a hand in. You had your hands, even I didn't know about a lot of this stuff and reading it, I've come to find that you've had hands all over my childhood. Yeah, yeah, my hands be all over your kid, your kidness. Starting with a tack of the killer tomatoes. Yeah.

Do you remember that cartoon? Yeah. Doug, you worked on that? Yeah, it was a lead animator of Wilbur Finnlet around. That was my first animation gig I ever got. Wow. Minimum wage sweatshop in San Diego. Really?

Yeah, based on the B movie with whatever Sean Aston's dad is, the guy that was in... Go Mad, Adam's family guy. John Aston or something. Yeah. So he was, he was the main reason. Who is not really his father? Oh, is that true? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He considers like three people his dad. Oh, okay. Oh really, it's with Ali getting into it. No, no, no, he's he was raised by the John, but that's like lived Tyler too, you know,

he was Tyler. Was talk she thought Todd Rungren was her dad. That's right. She thought Todd Rungren and Steve Todd are was her dad. That's right. I want to do that. Pretend that a bunch of people are my dads.

My two dad. Hitler. Yeah, let's see. Come on. This is your dad Sean Trump right off the top of my head. John Wayne Gacy. Yeah. The guy who cheated in the Press Your Luck show, the WAMMYs show. Yeah, you do finally get to pick a cool dad though. So you could pick a cool guy. I don't know. I don't know even who's cool. Chuck Woolery, you could pick Chuck Woolery.

Yeah, and Lee Majors is my other dad. Chuck Woolery has a gigantic head too. People would believe that he's my dad, okay? Also, you did attack the killer tomatoes. The reason I bring it up is because that's the theme song of that show is the one that I get stuck in my head if I'm very hung over or masturbating something sometimes. I don't want to go blue in this interview, but you know how you

get a song stuck in your head. And it's like all over and over. From that freaking car too. Let's see here. Go ahead. It was a pretty unromantic job. It was like all the lights were out because it was early in computer animation. We were drawing vectors on the computer. And it was like all the lights were out because it was early in computer animation. We were drawing vectors on the computer. And it was like a warehouse, but like a total tunnel. Like lights out, just little glowing screens

and these crews of hundreds of young, dumb, barely talented animators animating like one of the world's most ugly 2D animated show, what we were all learning, like how to read an exposure sheet and how to time things out, how to draw the human form in 360 degrees in the crew. They were funny and fun, and now they're people who I've worked with, like they're all over the industry now, like lead designers at three in works in Disney and directors of like Red Dead Redemption and all these video games, we were all sitting by each other

at AFT. It's incredible how much of an influence you've had over and childhood properties and then moving forward, all these people have gone out and... Yeah, that's all I want to do. Probably when you were drawing Earthworm Jim, I was that same kid, I just wanted to do this. And you

just kind of dive in and just kind of diarrhea about eight or ten projects a year and hope one of them sticks. And then every couple of years you get lucky and you get a job. Jurassic Park, you also did that game for, or you also worked on that game for the Genesis. That one surprised me more than anything like that. Another one, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do all. That was so cool. You got to be the human or the raptor. Human or the raptor, that was my first video game where I was the lead on it. So I was like jumping into video game, upper management,

which is kind of like graduating to being a swim instructor at the Law and CA. It's like not that big of a deal, but the puzzle is great. That's supposed to be the pool cleaner, not that big of a deal, but the puzzle is the pool cleaner. Is that? Yeah, exactly. Move up. You know, I was hoping,

I wanted to make my own game ideas, but if you're not gonna make your own game ideas, by all means, make Jurassic Park, I got to go on and stuff. Yeah, but it didn't feel like most games that are based on movies feel just terrible. Like they're unplayable. And that game was really interesting and fun.

Like, I guess. Some of the programming is still a little wooden in it. I'm a game snob. Yeah. So to me, when you, when you're, it's kind of like when you guys put together a show, it's like if you watch another mediocre show, you can tell right away. Other people might be impressed by it. But you just go like, nah, they could have done better. What do you think, what are you most impressed about? I'm sorry.

What are you most impressed about in like today's games or what makes you, what's the thing that you find, what makes you rage about modern games? Like, what's the worst, most annoying thing you see them doing now? As only thing I like playing is free cell on my phone. That was the hot. There's so it's kind of like now to try a game out. It's kind of like, you know, you have to watch four seasons of walking dead just to see if it's any good. You got to learn all these complex controls, have a giant buy-in. Yeah. Start, start like a culture with your friends. And I'm 52 years old, so to me,

a game is when you're Papa Carter a gin, and it's just, the game is full on from the time you sit down till the time you turn it off. So a lot of the, which is weird, because I'm a story writer, but like the story parts of Call of Duty, I'm just like trying to click through so fast into the game.

Terrible. They're so poorly written too. Yeah, all of them. And people, you don't go to games to watch a freaking movie. Especially a game like that. Man, the worst thing that ever happened to games was this collective acknowledgement that games can be art. And then they got destroyed.

Then they got destroyed, then they got turned into these multi million dollar budget awful movies, like all the way up until final fantasy became its own awful movie on its own. Like if the final fantasy movie, they should have just given out controllers to everybody going to see it, who could just hammer X the entire time.

So it was that bad. Yeah, it's bad. And the other thing is like, you know, probably about a third to half the budget's like going into those movies, it's like just put it into more games and just cut all the story out. So I'm not going into this thing to get some of me and the stories are never amazing. They suck. Yeah. So, so quit trying and that's that's because video games industry is full of people that wish they could work in Hollywood but couldn't make it. So now they're in their making video games

and they're still trying to pull off there. I'm a director. Instead of just guys who love games, like you did when you got into it. Yeah, I love the interactivity. Is the key thing to games that like passive forms of storytelling can't do? Yeah.

Like you put something in it, you perform a function on the control, and then it responds on the screen, and you're doing these complex kind of dexterity things, and there's a slight dopamine hit in the brain. It's like, it's clicking along, it's working. You forget that you're playing a game, you know, that's the suspension of disbelief, you're that character, you're in it, you know,

doing that stuff. That's the great, amazing, unique thing about the gaming medium. And I think gaming doesn't love that or respect that enough. Yeah. It's turned like it was that hypnosis that you get into like I could be totally engrossed in earthworm gym on the genesis but playing fallout. I'm like I'm aware I'm very aware that I'm playing a video game. Yeah, the great game is when you can play it for 16 hours and you're like man, I only

wanted to play it for 20 minutes. Yeah. I mean, so you want people dying from not going to the bathroom as they play a game. You know, a riveted glued to the screen having seizures and pissing themselves and falling over dead. That's what we have. That's the mark of a good fucking game, Dick. Yeah.

Yeah. Spouses divorcing them from neglect. Yes. That's a good kid. So let's see, Jurassic Park, Stimpy's invention, of course, Earthworm Gym. I mean, what the hell was shiny asked you to create a character because they wanted to cash in on a character on their own, right? And how, what did you, what was the, what was the, what was the journey to end up on Earthworm Gym, the weirdest guy and worm and a super suit that's fighting,

like kind of, it's kind of a satirical game. Yeah, a little bit. No. It's from the genre of action comedy that was kind of big. It was just this kind of form of irony was new and fresh in the early 90s before it became just stale and so overused and dead and stupid now.

It was new, like they might be giants, was new and cleared out. You know, it was like an Ninja Turtles for, of course, the big new one. How many of them? Oh, sorry, go ahead. So it was kind of a way, just kind of making cartoons where the action was a little more, you know, the fear of death was a little more real because in Saturday morning cartoon, you knew that no one could die.

Yeah, so in video games, they could die. So just put a little more, a little more suspense in it so that you cared more about the character was kind of the gist of it. But when I actually created it, it took like 45 minutes. I sat down and created Earthworm Gym, all of the bad guys, like Cycrow, all of them within about 45 minutes. And I brought it back to Shining to try and get the job. And they said, yeah, heck yeah.

That was your first shot? That was my first shot ever. That was your first shot. It create like you walked up instant home run. Yeah. I mean, I've been creating characters my whole life on my own in my sketchbook. So it's not like it was the first time I'd been to that prom. It was like, I'd been, that's all I do every day is I find a great joy and fun. Just in creating and there's no, there's not enough outlets to fill with the creation, right? Because execution of these ideas is everything.

That's where all the money goes, that's where all the work goes. Yeah. Just farting fun things out is like you do the ring earthworm gym on your, you probably created many of your own characters that would be fine in mass media entertainment. He just copied your... He just surprised. No, I did. You know, it's really fucking embarrassing.

I just remembered. I made an earthworm gym comic. Yeah, like a full six pages with a story and jokes and I'm cold open. I can't, that's way, that is way too embarrassing. Come on man. I'm gonna do what Doug did, but good. I would just love it so much.

Like, I don't know why. I mean, Doug, maybe you could shed some light on this, but I don't know what is so fascinating about the character in the world that you built with Earthworm Gym. And I would love to know your thoughts on that. And any of your favorite stories from the development of the game. Sure. Because developing any artistic project is, you know, sometimes it results in a multi-year,

$20 million lawsuit when you work with people. And then some other times you end up with Earthworm Jim. Like I would love to hear stories from the development of that game. Well, I did get burned on Jim because I kind of handed him over for a handshake to keep my job. So it's not like I'm sitting here raking.

I have a tiny royalty stream from him here and there. It's just it's chicken scratch. It's tiny. Yeah, but the but the just a bucks a day. I got burned on the deal, but it's opened every door since. So I've been able to pitch to JJ Abrams and like Sam Rainey reads my work. You know, I got to work with Ben Affleck. I've been able to work with Steven Spielberg. That's all Earthworm Jim. So it's like it has opened up many doors since then, right? Yeah.

They're like to just milk all day. So we know something about that. Yeah, right? You know about it. You build up an audience and you bring the audience along that comes with you and the one that doesn't come with you was not intended to be your audience. Yeah.

And I see the same kind of patterns happening while I'm building my YouTube channel and while I'm building my own comics audience. The people, you just, you can't shoehorn someone into your audience. You're in a mean, you can't force someone in to like it and come along. It's almost like a, like a serendipity thing. They just, they all kind of click in and your intended audience is right here listening to you right now. So, uh, when you mentioned cartoon, like making cartoons, giving them the sense of danger. Like, I remember pumping hundreds of quarters into dragons layer, just for that reason.

Like, not, it wasn't the game play was wonky. And I would see the same thing every time, but just that feeling of having a cartoon that was more dangerous is is what drove me to do that. It's interesting. Did you get to where you could play to the end of the game on your first man and then you kill all your men on the last move to maximize your score? No, no, I was a kid. I never got. If I got into the castle, I was thrilled. I would just quit and walk away, quit while I was ahead. I would play all the way to the end on the first man

and get the maximum score, right? You have to die at the final move, right before the final move. Three times, get the points for it. And then you, so I've gotten the map, I got to where I could get the maximum score on Dragon's Learn. That's a Don Bluth animation. Yeah. What's his name? Bruce Tim, who did Batman, you know, the first animated Batman. He was one of the Don Bluth animators. So he, he came up under blue. Bruce Tim. That was a great show. Now we're talking about my own ideas. Yeah. Okay, going back to, going back to Earth from Jim. Yeah. If I have a theory on why he works,

and of course, there's only so much of this I could reverse engineer, I didn't know what wood or wood wouldn't work really, and I still don't eat as you try stuff, and you see what clicks. I knew I wanted him to be vulnerable, and so that's where the worm came from. And then kind of the wish fulfillment

is the idea of being in all of us feel imperfect. And so what if you were imperfect, but you were invulnerable? So you don't have to fear vulnerability. You don't have to fear being imperfect. So the super suit is the invulnerability wish fulfillment that we all wish we had and in whatever medium you're working in or whatever. And him saving the universe. So to me, it's like the meek will inherit the world. And that's kind of the overarching theme of him, I would say. I just think a lot of people clicked. Now, the thing that really made him click is, so it wasn't just a decently complex, interesting character where just at first glance, it told you a story.

Something was going on with that guy. Oh, I am the name Jim. My brother, I'm from a farm background, so my brother's big brother's name is Jim. And he's a coal miner and a sports journalist and now he's a pastor and you know, he's just very kind of a down home hero to me, even though we never had anything in common. You know, I was an artist and he was a football player.

So he's like a big American name. Have you ever tried, that's the out of gun the other way and tried to take it out at making it made him like a big meathead jackass, you know, like take off the out of gun the other way and tried to take it out at making it made him like a big meat head jackass You know like take out take everybody. Yeah, yeah a thug That's fine. That's well, but that was already being done in games You know we had kind of the contra games and there was kind of a Back then Everyone was trying to be cool. Everything was about being cool.

Everyone got these big hot rods, hot rods, but these fancy cars going like, it's cool. We got to be cool. And Earthworm Jim was kind of a celebration of being yourself, not being a nerd, because he's not a nerd. He's not setting it. He's not setting it. He's just comfortable in his own skin.

Yeah, everything was always about like, God, what year was that when Earthworm just came out? I was created him and at the end of 93, the game came out in 94. So we had a one year development on that. But the other thing that worked about him, so forget the makeup of the character. Yeah.

The game is one of the best games I've ever worked on or seen. We had, and that's the team, that's not me at all. I'm just an animator, right? That's all programming and code and game design. So I would design stuff on paper, but that's just a really neat idea. That's not a good playing game.

When a programmer takes it and a game designer like moves the platforms apart, so it's just the right distance for the jump that you'll miss a lot of times if you try, but if you're really good at it, you'll hit it every time. Feeding out power-ups and in health at just the right amount so that you're always like on the brink of losing your health and then boom, you get that one piece of health and you just save your life. That's all reverse engineered into the,

it's not called, we didn't call it psychology because we didn't know what to call it then. But all that kind of suspense is working toward, you're just, we're just innocent players and kind of a spell's being cast on us. And it's fun. Yeah. Right?

You trust them and it's jacking up your adrenaline and it's weaving a tight spell on your brain. And you compare that to now on like Twitter, YouTube, Facebook and everything is that fucking spell. Yeah. Everything's just like, dude, turn it off. Yeah. But back when we were doing games, you plugged a little cartridge and that's all that you,

the rest of your day, you were out playing or goofing around or watching. No, you can't escape it now. Yeah, it's weird. It's very Frickin plugged in I don't think it's good Well, and you have if you do manage to unplug you the computer sends other humans after you to track you down Like hey, why didn't you have what didn't have you your phone with you? Did Google hire you to come find me to put the phone back in my pocket, motherfucker? Because I was out doing something, because I was out doing something

that doesn't involve you. That's why. Now they send you messages like this thing that you just kind of threw down on Facebook when you were screwing around, it's overperforming Boost it for this amount. They send you those messages. Hey, oh God, I know, I hate those too.

Boost reminder, I don't care. Pretty soon if your phone doesn't move for like an hour, Facebook's gonna just alert all your friends that they need to start looking for their welfare check. Yeah, they're doing that now. Like if you post anything that could be considered to a side or anything, they'll alert, they'll email your boss and say,

hey, you got to call the cops and... Ah, see, yeah, that's all coming to just complete life management and nannying from a government controlled internet. It's a, it's going to be, you ain't seen nothing. It's going to be a living nightmare. Yeah. It's a nightmare. God, we got to unplug, start having children.

That's the other thing. It's like I'm 15, 52 years old. I've got four kids, beautiful, wonderful wife, a great real life. And I'm sitting here in this freaking loop, like check email, check YouTube followers, check notices, check super chats, check Facebook update, Twitter who said what about me? Yeah, it made me. Almost do I have.

And then you do the loop all over again. Check email. What's my Q rating on Twitter? It's terrible. I noticed this week that my thumb, the end joint of my thumb started to kind of hurt because I was on Twitter talking shit and like, oh, this is a problem. This isn't getting better. I got a, I need some kind of a phone using wand

if this is going to continue. So this is our big message, right? So I like what you guys say about masculine energy and stuff. Guys go outside, have a real relationship. All of you guys who are single and banging girls and not getting married, dick, have children, have children, have someone to live and die for. You'll be happier. You'll have a great life in this internet crab. This is not life. This is a placebo It's like it's like they all video games. They're accomplishment placebo

So your brain is tricked into accomplishing something and then I tell my kids this because they they're addicted to video games I go guys. This is virtual accomplishment. Never forget that. This is not real life accomplishment. You still have to go out there and go and like kill a bear and eat it or land a woman and marry her and be true to her. You have to reproduce. Your genes are going to vanish and your values are going to go away with this generation. So this virtual accomplishment screw this. Are you into the psychology of the type of games that you started on and have now, in fact, now become like, it sounds like, it sounds like, you know what you're talking about? It's just personal experience.

I think you guys probably, from what I sound of you, sounds like you guys, you guys come to the same conclusion. I think it's just from experience of saying, what the hell is going on? You know, it's weird doing the shows the first time time, like we got this guy Nick Rackets, he's a lawyer who calls in, he covered the whole Maddox lawsuit thing. He's got five kids. He's, is he Christian? Yeah, I think he's a Christian man.

Good man, good man. I'm a hardcore Christian, good man. Like yourself and dealing with him weirdly and doing this show has made me, has really turned my thinking from ultimate self service and just like, what's the fucking point of having kids? And what is, what's the point of, what's the point of really doing anything that's not for yourself? It's made me seriously question the future in ways that I never did before doing the show as far as like kids. That as wisdom, brother, that's wisdom.

There goes the Patreon. Yeah, but I got. Somebody give me a drink. I'm starting to sound crazy. Give me some acid or something. Yeah. Um, yeah, it's a little in perspective. I, I, I, I, I, now I came from the same background as you.

Yeah. I was a fine artist, right? So I studied fine art. I was in, no, I was an engineer same background as you, where I was a fine artist, right? So I studied fine art. I was an engineer. I would go for engineering. I mean, by your background in that I came from your same mindset of, I want to spend my whole life on myself. And I don't want these little obnoxious, needy things running around.

Yeah, women who needs them. Yeah, exactly women too. Kids, one person at a time and my wife saved me. Kids, one person I got married. And my wife saved me. Jamie, you married? Oh, that's the two. Oh, Doug. I am recently divorced.

Oh, see. But let me ask you this. Sure. Let me ask you this. When you meet someone else out in life, let's say that you meet a guy who's 50 years old. Okay. Are you more suspicious of him if he's been single for 50 years or if he's been divorced?

Listen, I don't know what- Looks, you just moved to LA, done. Oh, God. Listen, I was married to somebody that I was with since I was 16 years old. So I don't know He was 50 at the time wasn't he? No, that's not true. I have no idea Because I know you guys are going you're going through hell, you know You guys are going through no no woman that looks like this is ever has ever gone through hell

Stays single for long. Yeah. It's okay. You don't have to have any character or values if you look like I will be fine. Lucky me. I always think pretty girls attract the wrong guys though, because every guy is attracted to a pretty girl, but only a guy who's like really into character or whatever Mario, homely girl.

So homely girls, they have like a self-screener. Pretty girls like everyone, come on. Character like a wife who, like a cartoon character. What do you know? I mean character like that. For men. Like substance and like I'm not saying that they have character,

I'm only saying the ones that do have character who are homely by no, let's say they're severe burn victims Or something by no fault of that Homely is a light word Yeah, no, I just mean like because I always look at my wife and I'm when I married her I go oh she could be a severe burn victim And I would just be so in love with her because I love who she is It's beautiful too, but you know can can situation. That's that would do.

I'm 52 and I've got like liver spots all over my body. I'm six foot eight. I'm 200 pounds. I just look like a total. Wait, you're six foot eight. Oh, my is the new, uh, as you knew, Bigfoot build comic kind of is it based on personal experiences? That's a tall man. All my characters are self-parity. Bigfoot Bill is a kickin'. I'm real happy with that. That's no thing. Sometimes a magic happens. And he happens.

He'll be getting back to divorce. Hold on one second. I kind of... That's back to Jamie's divorce. Jamie's divorce. Yeah. My point is that if I met a girl who's 50 and like never dated like never managed to land a man I'd go there's something wrong with this person. I just go there's something wrong with them no matter what their background is always

No brother, you have a girlfriend shut up So I'm just saying that by the time you if you meet someone though who's divorced you go well at least they've been around the block At least they they probably got some wisdom. So you being divorced just means like you've probably getting a lot of wisdom. You probably know if you ever get married again, you'll probably have a lot more wisdom on marriage. Do you see how it's been around the block? Like a used car changed to wisdom for you. Yeah.

A blink of an eye. Yeah. This is a man. This is a good husband. That's what he's, that's what he's just demonstrated there. It is, it is weird like the whole, the Jordan Peterson, like the return to family phrase is kind of built up a lot of the proud boy. I was thinking Scott Peterson.

You know, the guy that's the perfect. We had other ideas. Scott Peterson had other ideas. He had his time. Now it's time for the Jordan Peterson. You have your take on Mara Chillev is I mean everybody's different to everybody here's to say what's right Jordan Peterson realize like all of society is so effed up that all he could come up with is like in your room yeah

I'm not able to get a kid to do anything I don't even know where to start they're like they're watching choke porn at seven years old. It just goes like, uh, clean your room. Let's start with cleaning our rooms. Let's wash our penis. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna wear shirts, just blank shirts. Yeah, sure.

I've gotten a lot of questions from people. Obviously, everybody loves you. T, T, Borshin. I don't know what that means. Oh boy. He says, boy, this sounds good already. Yeah, he wants tohin. I don't know what that means. Oh boy. He says, Boy, this sounds good already.

Yeah, he wants to know what has ever ended up on the cutting room floor that you really loved, that you wish hadn't ended up there. Oh man, any show or any game we've worked on, we've thrown out at least one third of very usable stuff that just we didn't have room for a budget for time for. Is there anything that you really wanted to keep in? Like Princess Walter named it a scene or something like that? No, no, in Earthworm Gym we had a level where he was morbidly obese and you could play him fat.

Cool, that would have been great. Yeah. The sprites were so big that the cartridge couldn't handle the bandwidth. So we cut that one out. We then we tried putting it in Earthworm Gym too and once again we didn't have room for it still couldn't handle the bandwidth. So we cut that one out. Then we tried putting it in Earthworm Gym too. And once again, we didn't have room for it, and it still couldn't handle it. So we had to cut it out again.

Man, what happened to the IP? Like somebody told me that they were selling all of the Earthworm Gym intellectual property. It was just up for sale. Are you gonna, that's, that seems like it's asking for a Kickstarter. Is that still happening or is someone biased? I've been, you know, this has been,

this has been 20 years of chasing that IP for May. And the same thing with the Neverhood is over at EA. I can't get it out of there. That's my other thing I did with DreamWorks. Yeah. Earthworm Jim, so shiny made it, shiny got bought by Interplay. Interplay bought, I think most of the extent

writes for it. Some of them might have stayed with Universal, who did the animated series. Playmates may have the toys. It's like just spread out over the planet already. But Interplay has the main rights I'm after, which is video games and books. So I'm the guy, I know what Earthworm Jim is made of. I'm his soul. Yeah. And Interplay was owned by a guy I won't name his name, but he is not Earthworm Jim's soul.

So he's gonna try to hire some cheap game designers to do a knockoff or whatever. I'm fine with that, I hope it plays well. I'm not gonna get stuck at that. I'm not gonna make a dime on it. I'm not a fucking way. Yeah, I always wanted to create like a ground up, just from a ground up, a great straight up,

earthworm gym platformer like that first game and have it be the greatest 2D platformer ever. Yeah. And so I keep going back to him going, what do I have to do to get the rights? And I think he's tried selling him like for five to 10 million dollars,. Which is my God. Okay.

And it's the only thing of value in his company. So he and his company is always like on the brink of, you know, it does well some years. It doesn't do so well. I can tell him it's doing well because he sends me a royalty check for three grand. And then but I've had like professional football players like call me and say, I have money and I'm going to buy the gym rights. I want you to do the game. Like Ray Davis? I'm not going to give the guy, I can't give the guy's name. But I went back to Hervé and said, I hope that I just said his name. So I just went back to this

fine, this fine reasonable gentleman, gentleman I'd love to work with on getting the rights to. This fine reasonable gentleman I said, well, he's got money. We're going to do a game and it always falls through. So he has like some kind of psychological bond with this one character of value that he has. And I think as long as he has it, he's relevant, culturally relevant, people need him.

Yeah. Because I've tried doing, I've written a feature script, and just, I can't even pitch it to Hollywood unless I get some kind of an option where he's done small options with me, and they fall through. Oh, man. And then, so recently, I think it was two years ago, when they were doing like a company fire sale, he goes like, all properties are on our for sale now. And no one wants his other properties and no one ever could pony up the money for Earth

Room Gym for whatever reason. And recently, about two weeks ago, I emailed him and said, hey, I don't know what you're doing with Earth Room Gym, but I'd love to raise the money on Kickstarter. You know, like I'm going to raise $2 million or something. It's just not going to happen. I could probably get enough money to do a game, or I could do a much smaller option and do a graphic novel. And he said, Earthworm Gym is not for sale.

We're going to do something with him, we meaning his people. Yeah. That's what I just say. I just say, you know, why am I to do something with him. We meaning his people. Yeah. That's why I just think. You know, why am I chasing this character? Yeah. Why am I living in the past 20 years when I can just knock out another character. So Bigfoot Bill is so much more viable to me for Earthworm Jim because Bigfoot Bill has a future. I can do stuff whether my own that IP, I can do a game, I can do a book, I can do a movie. Arthur and Jim, I gotta go crawl to some guy and beg him permission for something I already created. That's sex.

You know, and I'm just, but I'm not a victim, you know, I just, I don't want to say like, I didn't have to sign the character over to the company. It's a common story when you're starting out as well. Yeah. Yeah, and just so you know, like like it's a complete freak show that I even got to do Earthworm Jim because most companies, they develop them in house, you know, by a team or by a bunch of people, they never let someone, that was like a lucky, the luckiest door I ever walk through. They never let like, just one guy come in blind with a character that no one's ever heard of

and just launch it and go, well, let's give this a try. Are you still a weird moment of my life? Are you still able to pitch cartoon? Like, the Earthworm Gym cartoon is another one of my favorite, like all time favorite. So that's my go to if I've been dating a girl for a while to try to get her licked up and then like, okay, you gotta watch this show Earthworm Gym because I make a lot of references to it

and we're just not gonna understand each other unless you. Yeah. Well, it's pretty bad. So you must be dating trashy women. You didn't like the cartoon? No, when I say bad, I mean, the animation budget on it was like the lowest animation budget for its time. So it was cheap. Yeah.

So the animation's tough. Yeah. The writing was good, but I don't think it aged well. I don't know. I mean, it's good. Yeah, you might be right. It's good. It's not what the video game was to video games.

The Earthworm Gym TV series wasn't to animation. It was fun. Maybe I was just a kid. Morgan Feib says, are you going to retroactively make Earthworm Gym gay like JK Rowling did to Dumbledore? No, I would never do that, but I am gonna make him a trans Nazi. You're gonna make him a trans Nazi. So you don't know whether to support him or...

Wait a minute, I'm... Aren't earthworms by their nature? Trans? Aren't they hermaphroditic? I think they can be... Yeah, all of the trans and pro gay marriage people keep sending me that about a hundred times a day on Twitter going, you realize, you're evangelical, even gelical gay hater, you realize earth where gym is trans, like they have no gender. I'm like, that was almost funny four years ago.

The only one who could play him is a, a, a, a, a, a, gender, if they make a move. That's right. Right? He gets the highest score on gym out of anybody. Well, it's could do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, of anybody. Who else could do it? No more O pair of DDo says, are you a queen slug for a butt guy or a what's your name guy? I think he's asking if you're a butt guy or a KN's guy. Yeah, I'm a what's your name guy? What's your name guy? All right, I think given Queen slug for a butt

had a lot of junk in that trunk. Oh, so he's saying he's an ass man. No, he's saying he's the other one. The other one. Yeah, I'm what's your name, I'm a... He's a personality guy. Oh, okay.'s saying he's an ass man. No, he's saying he's the other one. Yeah, I'm watching him. I'm a personality guy. Okay. Yeah, her personality is better. The real me her personality. She has values. I should work on that. Well, you're not drinking today. It's going great. Yeah. Let me see here. Oh, there's a lot of joke questions here. Oh, yeah, okay.

Dark Loaf says, ask him about his work, ask Doug about his work on veggie tails and what his favorite Bible story is. Okay. I can do that. I worked on veggie tails for the last four years. So the property existed back in the mid-90s and it kind of slowed down. They lost their rights. They went out of business. All these people bought it, ended up in the hands of DreamWorks.

And DreamWorks did this big 20 series deal with Netflix. So all these DreamWorks properties, they were in new knockoffs of like Puss & Boots, which by the way was the showrunner by the guy that wrote Earthworm Jim did Puss & Boots for Dreamworks for the Netflix series. And Netflix, they bought like all these properties, you know, 19 series were going into production at one time. And Netflix came back to them and said, we see you, you own veggie tails. And Dreamworks was like, we do. And Netflix goes, we kind of like, you know, just to spread the cheddar around.

And for variety, we'd like to have an evangelical show on. And DreamWorks went off and thought, who can show run this? All of the animators we know, or either witches or atheists. So I was the only evangelical. I mean. What is it like being an evangelical Christian in this very snarky, very atheist world? It's taught me to have a thick skin. It prepped me for the internet. It prepped me for Twitter 2018. Because everyone gets free reign to shit all over you guys. Immediately a homophobic transover or stupid. Oh God.

Yeah. Compliments to me. I go, man, I must be doing something right. Because they think to something, well, my favorite story though on that is when Trump won the election. And this is, I was running a crew out here in Tennessee. They moved me out to Tennessee four years ago. Now, I'm stuck out here. I can't get back in. A crew like a homophobia crew. What do you mean? You guys, you know, kind of like a crew. It was a mix, some evangelicals,

but mostly normal animators, like with blue hair and the wikens and stuff. Okay. And especially in animation, Jesus Christ, like all of the Steven, imagine Steven Universe as a person having to work with someone who without any hint of shames as I'm an evangelical Christian. Yeah, exactly. It's like, and I will not apologize for what I believe. I just say it straightforward, just like that.

And they're like, they're like, but, but you're kind of funny, Doug. You're one of the creative ones that doesn't believe that people you don't believe are going to hell. You're one of the good ones. No, I'm one of those. They go up and they're kind of throw up, but turn white as it goes. You're not the kind that believes like Jesus is the only way. I don't know, I do. In the conversation, I thought, what are you doing in this business? But when Trump won the election by crew, this is not in Tennessee, right?

Like they went for Trump in the primary. That's how psycho right, this wonderfully psycho right, this state is. When Trump won the election, the whole crew, it was just silent. And I'm like, I can't even, I can't even celebrate in Tennessee on a, on a show on an even-gelical show. So you're working on, like, we're like, it was like a morgue and two, you know, two or three members that voted for Trump came in my office that closed door and they're like, like, yes. Yeah. I had, because as a leadership, I can't just go like,

yeah, Trump eat that Hillary. We were like, it's in these days, at the end of the world, now that democracy is over and the country is over. We want you guys to have a period of mourning. I'm like, you fucking give me my period of mourning of Hillary what? Yeah.

It would be none of that. No, straight to the FEMA death camps for all of us. That's right. That's right for the education camp. Inudum says, is there anything inherently wrong with being a cuckold? That's what he wants to know. Yes, because it involves extramarital sex. So the two couples that are married, that's where the commitment in the bond is.

And then no extras. Yeah, no extras. So definitely something inherently wrong with being a cut gold. Yeah, let me see. I think we got to, do you got to go that's going and shut up you guys. I know that. That's nice try. No, we were watching some clips from your Maddocks interview earlier before the show. I, you're, you're my personal fucking hero for asking those super chats. If, if any of them, if it ever any point, people seemed like they were being aggressive towards you. I apologize and promise you that they were not It's just people go ahead. Some of them really were irrational and cool

You know that were your guys. I can tell they were really thinking about going look. This is what this is all I'll go ahead and talk about the Maddox things. I'll talk about anything to anybody. Yeah But I'll talk about this part of it is I'm kind of like But I'll talk about this part of it is, I'm kind of like, this guy's a friend of mine. I did like the deep dive on the three-year soap opera between you guys. I'm like, all this information. I looked at all the emails that were passed back and forth, all of the legal documents, every one side of the story. I still like, don't care.

Yeah. But, but, but is it funny? It is funny. There you go. Thank you. It's funny for me because I'm on the outside, but like, of course. You have gone through this.

So, to you, I get it. It's not funny, but to me, I'm like going, oh, it's another giant internet apocalypse. Doug, it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my life. Yeah. It's very funny. It's very funny. It might not be funny to a stereo. Wait, the super chats came out and they were all like, um, and on my Twitter feed, you just

really need to read this document. I got to go. Oh, God. I got to. And they go like, wait a minute. What about this pick when this guy said this in April of 2017? I'm like going, I, what do you want me to do when you give me these facts? What do you want me to say?

Like, okay, I'm on, I'm on Maddox's side or now I'm on Dick's side. Now, now can I be your friend? It doesn't matter just that you read, just that we got an answer for some of these things. Is the, just watching Maddox try to explain how he didn't pretend to be a woman and call versus right. Like, it's the funniest, most rewarding thing we've seen in a long time. It's my highest viewed video ever. Yeah, it's not.

You only have like 3,500 subscribers on my humble little channel. It got like 5,000 or something views. Yeah. And I just thought like, holy cow, like these people are nuts. And I was just talking to, this is my rule. I talk to Maddox, the way that I've always talked to Maddox. And I talk to you now that I know you the same way that I'll always talk to you.

And no amount of people telling me how I have to talk and act toward you or Maddox will ever change the way I will actually talk to you or Maddox. That's my rule. That's fine. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I just, you know, I'm, I got to sleep in my own skin and I call them as I see them, but as far as all of that drama, I just go, jeez, it's like it's too much to read. It is, at this point, it really is. When you were gonna call in, people were saying, oh, you gotta do this side. You gotta tell them this side.

I'm like, guys, I honestly don't know. I don't know where to start. And I really fucking love Earthworm Jim. So, I don't care. Whatever Doug's gonna think, what do you think? Everybody's gonna- It's cool, that's cool. I just say, and this is what adults sound like.

It's like, this is what adults do. Like call friends up. I'm not endorsing your entire frickin life. Like people are gonna come up with a picture of me and going, this is when Dick masturbates with a piece of raw chicken and eighth grade, what do you say about them? Like what am I supposed to do now?

To sing in the attack of the killer tomatoes, Th theme song. Yeah. I don't want me to trade them now. I am the two pock, though, of the beat. Oh, he's biggie in your two pock. No, he's very manllow. I'm the two pie. He's not even in the east. He's not even. No, he's in the, he's in, he's in the, the Starbucks display at the front for the moms that like some of the guys think of your guys like like war versus two fucking biggie like those guys are dead. Well, no, one of our guys got killed. Doug, a stereo, Skokenos literally had his life in career ruined. Like this was a guy who, I mean, I, this was a guy who wrote commercials all day like

his dream and then did comedy at night. And he, this is part of the pretending to be a woman and calling is, are writing to the female executives at his work. It is all a very long and weird con. But like, that is our version, that is our millennial comedian version of whacking one of our guys, you know, getting him fired and fucking up his life. It's got a beautiful girlfriend. Thank God.

But still, I've been I've been trashed on the internet right for all these years. Yeah. And people say like, how can you stand it? And I go, because, uh, because pixels aren't real, like it's not, I get to go home to my family. I see I've still managed to eke out a living just fine. And I hope you in Maddox still eGout a living. I don't want someone not to be able to eat.

One of us, one of us powers through a living and the other ones trying to commit credit guard fraud on Patreon to eat. Okay. But my hope, but my hope is that you can be killed. Oh yeah, I'm making a couple of livings. I'm making Sean a living over here. I'm making a stereo's a living. Nick Rackets is getting a, I didn't need a living. Let me see if I can. That's my thing is I just, and sometimes when a friend is going through the shadow of

the valley of death when they're going through the sewer or having a tough time, I don't care if it's their fault or not. I want to stand with them. I just go, you know what, I'm not saying I agree with you, but I'm here for you. That's kind of where I'm at with because I've got friends that are, I've got a friend who's like a white nationalist. I'm like, that's not a reflection on me. You mean a Trump voter? Oh hell, yeah. What's the thing? He's using this synonym as he's a, so what, what am I supposed to do now? Okay. Now that we, we out him as a white nationalist. Now what am I supposed to do? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what big speech to have to make before I've

went on to virtue signal them before they'll be okay with me. I don't get that either. I've get shit on for wanting to have Richard Spencer on the show. And but it's like, well, how the hell are you going to convince him that he's even a little bit like if you don't like him and if you think that he's wrong and poison, how the fuck are you going to fix that by totally ignoring it? Like more likely to come from someone who talks to him and listens to him. Yeah. You have a better chance of convincing him.

Yeah. Then a stranger, like shit posting on the internet, that doesn't change anyone's mind. Never change mine about anything. I actually do think that Maddox needs some help. We used to be friends for a long time before this, before the generation of our friendship during the biggest problem. And even as that was winding down, you can see how people have like negative influences

on their life. And if we were, if we were still friends, I would just say to him again and again, dude, stop. Just stop, stop, stop the lawsuit, stop suing people, give like a give a straight forward, a straight forward account, don't, don't, don't, don't bring in any kind of make-believe harassment or anything like that. Straight forward, this is why I did it. Couldn't work with Dick anymore because he dated a girl I was in love with. The lawsuit was a mistake and

get back to writing. For God's sakes, get back to writing because you suck at everything else. It's like, he needs, he needs needs he needs of honestly needs a father figures advice. So my thing about loss it is as soon as you agree to go into a courtroom you've both lost. Oh yeah. The winds as the lawyer gets to 30% you waste your life in a courtroom. Totally. I think God we were able to make comedy out of it, but you're 100% right. You settle things on the streets. You always take the law into your own hands. Never take people to court. That's right. Because your whole destiny is going to be put in the hands of the 12 people they could trick into being on a jury who don't have better things to do. You don't want those people to be in charge

of your legal status or whether you go to jail or get fined. I got some last questions where it's been a pleasure talking to you. I mean, you're so good to me. I didn't get through half of the stuff I wanted to say, but you know, it's a very interesting stuff. Just some easy, I asked these questions of everybody at the end of the interview, easy softball questions. What was worse? What was worse than you ever committed thought word to?

What's worse, the Holocaust or American slavery. That's just a little soft. Fuck. The Holocaust by a mile. Okay. I didn't think you'd answer that. Do you when you pee, like what do you want to tell me why could I give you my why I came up with that?

Okay. Stop it. Because I did myself and didn't even deeper hole. Yeah. Go ahead. Yes. The Holocaust. The Holocaust is worse than American slavery

because the American slaves, at least for the most part, lived through their ordeal whereas the Holocaust destroyed those people and I'd rather be a slave than dead. Okay. Not by choice, but I'm just saying if you had the two to choose from, and that's just kind of how I, that's where I stand.

You like the atrocity victims who survived? All the individuals survived, dude. Not only that, but the ones who survived the Holocaust, they read Dr. Victor Frankl, I think it's called the meaning of life or man search for meaning. Victor Frankl, Holocaust survivor. One of the most fascinating life changing books I've ever read. He goes around interviewing fellow, you know, now that we're doing, now that you're at, just to brighten your episode up.

Yeah, I think it's so fun. Don't worry. We'll watch more clips from your interview with Maddox and Brightness at the afterwards. Yeah. I got to bring you guys, yeah, I got to bring you guys back down from that. He interviewed them and he looked for which ones committed suicide, which ones didn't. And he realized like all of life is a choice. These people were literally on the brink of death and the ones that chose to live. The life was a choice for them.

And he asked them like, why did you choose to live were the one that life was a choice for them and they asked them like why did you choose to live. And it was the ones in the Holocaust who either had loving family to look forward to, loving family look forward to, deep values that gave them something to fight for and a sense of humor. And those people tended to live and the other ones that chose to die. And these are ones that, of course, the ones that didn't choose to die were thrown in the showers or whatever. But that was just fascinating to me. And that's what his final conclusion is that you can't, and I think this actually deals a lot with Twitter, hate,

or with lawsuits that you're going through. Other people with greater power, or with lawsuits that you're going through. Other people with greater power, or if you go through a divorce. Other people with greater power than you, they have a certain amount of power to make you miserable. They can take things away from you, but the one thing they can't take away from you is your freedom to respond, what your response is. And so if you can respond with revenge or hatred or killing yourself or whatever,

but you can also choose to respond with some kind of peace or being comfortable in your own skin and knowing your values. Or a comedy Christmas album called Cuxmas Carol. Oh, shut up. Or that. I should have asked what if you get a holocaust or Twitter. Yeah, now that's better. Yeah. You're right. I should have asked what you get. Holocaust or Twitter. Yeah, now that's better. Yeah. What are you going to say, Sean? What if you get revenge or killed in a hilarious way?

That's both. Yeah. Tits are ass. I already asked you that one. Do you think traps are gay? That's somebody put that one in there. Obviously, you don't have to answer any of these if you don't want to. I don't understand the question. Do I think trap like when a guy entraps you?

No, traps is, uh, uh, uh, uh, transexuals. Transsexuals. Are they like, like, traps, like the muscles on your something? Are transexuals gay? Are the muscles on the back of your neck gay? If I have the guess, I think we know the answer to the other one then. I try working on them every day at the gym. Yes, I do think overall, if I had to guess it,

I think there's some, especially the sexual identity disorder that happens with most trans people. I think they don't understand their same sex attraction. And maybe that would, one conclusion they might make is that, therefore, I must change my sex. So that would make a lot of sense. I don't approve of it. I don't think it's a wise thing to do.

It's not wise at all. Well, you know, I think it does know won't hurt him. Now, when you tell me you're actually a woman's. Well, he got mistaken for a woman the other night. Yeah, I'm sitting at a bar. I'm sitting at a bar. This woman comes up to me and my girlfriend and goes, excuse me, ladies. What the fuck is this? Shit. I'm getting roasted here trying to drink it's because I've lost too much weight recently. Are you an over when you when you pee? Do you do you go

through the fly of your underpants and your pants or do you or do you go over the fly of your underpants? Over the fly never through that's just that's an obstacle course. That's too much thinking involved. Doug guys are learning how to play the fucking piano. You can learn how to work a fly. Are you you draw beautiful works of art? I think you're dexterous enough to figure out how to use a fly. Are you you draw beautiful works of art? I think you're dexterous enough to figure out how to use your fly. Yeah, because this is why you don't do the fly. Now I use brave, so that might be telling too much, but it's it's it's it's tight enough that it kind of cuts off the stream. If you think if you if you put it through there, I want having a bigger better. Okay. Maybe

tidy whiteies that may be true. Yeah, he's bragging. What about you, Jay? What do you do? Do you go through the fly? Straight through the fly. All right, and what makes you rage? We're threat the needle.

What makes you rage? What makes me rage? Yeah. Almost everything. I almost hate everyone and everything. But the thing that makes me rage. Yeah. Almost everything. I almost hate everyone and everything. But the thing that makes me, but this is why I hate almost everything and everything is in coherence makes me rage when when someone and even in myself. When I, when I, when I, when I can't be consistent on a, on a value or something I know is true. But when I when I when I can't be consistent on a value or something I know is true Yeah, but when I hear other people make philosophical arguments

They don't know what the after talking about yeah, that just makes me rage like somebody who's complaining about going after Livelihoods and then they talk they They're going as a restraining order for calling my girlfriend school and trying to get her fired stuff like that See you're like you're they're like that. See? You're like an autistic man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm wearing a shirt. Yes, perhaps even like that. Something like that. All right. Doug, where can people find your stuff? All right, now? Yeah. Docs on the internet.

No, they can find my home number and address probably on your side. Yeah, 867-5309. That's Doug's. That's Doug's number. Oh, I got caught on that. Doug, that was in the lawsuit against me that I'm guilty of doxing that ex's phone number of 867-5309. Like, motherfucker, Google it.

Yeah. Yeah, all I saw was all these comments, come make them all, what the hell? This is like five comments and row with a phone number. My mind is, I just glanced over and saw a phone number. I'm like, oh, brother. They have a phone number. They'll shut down my YouTube if I read this phone number.

Yeah, but not if you're singing. And if I was tortured about it, And I'm like, you sing it. So I was tortured about it. And then it wasn't to stay on Twitter that someone said, Doug, that's the two times song. I'm like, how could I not just know that? I didn't even... It's a real phone number, guys. Stop calling it, dude.

It's put it together in my head. And then I felt it was really funny, because I think it's really funny when I do something really dumb. I kind of had a good laugh. So thanks to your guys for that. They're great. They're funny. All we want to do is laugh. You can find my stuff on, I have a YouTube channel that, if you put it under YouTube,

it's Doug Tenepel, all the one word Doug Tenepel, and I do the Doug show. And Dick, I believe you're still, if I haven't offended you too much, or showing you how bad my entertainment is, you're gonna come on tomorrow at 9 a.m. your time, 11 a.m. Central. So he's gonna come on my show, we're gonna give him. Absolutely. All the time you want to talk about anything you want, bro.

We're gonna have a blow. I can't fucking wait. My girlfriend gets up at like five and five in the fucking morning every day because she's a teacher. So I got all the time in the world. Nine and a half. The girl got a lock that down, brother.

We'll talk about that too. No, no, no. We're not ever going to talk about. She's listening right now. I don't. I always, I'm on your side. I'm on your side, honey. I'm going to help you out.

I always talk about related furniture. So is Selena's manager. She's on her side. And Sean, you're glad to, you're welcome to call my show. I'll do an episode with you in the same thing with Jamie and you be great. Oh, thank you. Oh, Jamie would be great. I don't know about Sean.

No, you know what? And then I'll show him's boring. Sean, go go campaign is a big foot bill. If you look up on a new go go big foot bill. The game when it hits, I think it's already hit 75k, but you get a free game demo of Bigfoot Bill and then do like a playable level in the tradition of Earthworm GM. So this is like the sequel to Earthworm.

This is your, I mean, kind of spiritual successor to Earthworm GM. Yeah, yeah, that's great. It's a book, so you're actually buying a book but then you get the game thrown in free. So that's very cool. There's like a $25 bot, it's the bottom tier. I'd love to do a book for you guys

and get you on the print run. So you have to be in stores, I'm not putting in stores, it's only for Indigo. That's what keeps the value up. Yeah, fuck stores, man. It's a whole new era for content creators of getting around these.

And you know what those comic book stores never carried my books anyway? So all these comics, great guys going like, we got to keep these stores alive. I'm like, they don't freaking carry. I've done 16 graphic novels and they carry maybe maybe one store out of 10 carries one of my books because it's always through largely through Barnes and Noble and the big book outlets that carry my work. And I've had a whole stores also come after me and say, oh he's against gay marriage, I'm not going gonna carry his books anymore. So now when everyone says like, oh, we have to save the stores

I'm like, no, we don't. I'm gonna do Indiegogo What more do they want? I'm just want to make comics. I just want to put my head down and make some books. I always want to sit them down like hey guys You know like we we do this because you've met women right we have to we have to do this for them you idiots It's not bad thing like this is some kind of conspiracy again. Have you met them before? This is why that exists. We're not keeping it from you. We don't like it We just had to this isn't fun for us you fucking dick. I know I'm just going dude I just don't believe it.

Okay, I'm just saying that like a man and a woman aren't interchangeable, and they're not interchangeable in that relationship. That's all. That's all. Oh, well, when we go to the hospital, my husband can't... How often are you going to the hospital? Did you get a fucking martini glass stuck up your ass? Son of a bitch, why is this always the argument? Yeah, I don't know.

I hang all over my gay cousin. We're both artists. We're almost gay. Come on, what do you want? Sean's gay. I have Sean is not gay. You know what? I was so busy trying to convince people I'm not gay

that I forgot to convince people I'm not a woman. That's what happened at that bar. That's why she came up, excuse me ladies. It's like fuck, I've been so worried about being gay I didn't stop to think maybe I'm a woman, you know, I'm not a woman That's a good rant. All right, Doug. Thank you That's not the first time I've said that You guys are you guys have been very good to me Sean and Jamie. I appreciate it very good to me and get on my show

Man, we're gonna go blast hey have a have a good Sunday. Hey, God bless you all. See you. God bless you all. Have a great time. He really means that about God. Blessing us, isn't that? How about that for? How's that for Iverning? All right, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. And then, Jamie, we read us some news. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Well, the thing is, the thing about that Heather S thing. Well, you see what happened. Well, well, see, they're misconstruing it. And for me to explain it was just, I mean, you know, I mean, that's just a way,

you don't have the time. I'm a busy guy. I don't have the, I don't have the lies off the top of my head. You know, it took me, it took me on those two years to build that lawsuit. Yeah. I took it from, just to, I took it from a scandalous video. I rewrote it to a defense of my girlfriend's

restraining order, which she got, by the way, so good. Good job. I'm a writer. Hang on, right. So that was your objective. All the way to the lawsuit that you know today. So really, it took me years to build up the defense against stick masters and

Okay, Jamie Jamie miss Jamie Lynn Hughes. Are we rolling again? Yeah, we're very good Jamie. I hope you've got some news for us I do have some news. Let me see I think I might have a theme song for you though. Oh really? Yeah, I think so let me see Your own theme song. Yeah Damn it. Oh, I'm looking own theme song. Yeah. Damn it. Oh. I'm looking at search results. Yeah, me too. Uh, I don't, I don't see it. I thought I had a theme song.

I'm going to do this joke. I want to hear the joke. I'm going to do this joke if it kills the whole show. What's the whole show? Uh, uh, uh, uh. Oh, you're looking for that. that kills the whole show. That was the whole show. Oh, you're looking for that. Is this guy, this earthworm gym guy. Out of all the people, you didn't know his name after that entire interview.

You don't remember that his name was Doug. I do now. Okay. Is this the person that you would consider yourself the most biggest fan of of everyone who's called into your show. Oh, yeah. From when I was a kid.

I can tell. Yeah. Because he's the only person you've ever gotten embarrassed when you said something about masturbating. Yeah, that's true. I felt a little bad about it, huh? Yeah, I did. A little like maybe it was a little man of God.

He doesn't care about my weener to man again. He doesn't hear about my wiener, to man again. He did say something about masturbating with chicken though. Yeah, but that was a joke masturbating. That's different. I'm always talking about actually doing it. That's true. Yeah. Well, I can't fucking find it.

So Jamie, do you have news for us? I do. I do. I'm news out of Russia if you can believe it. And then we're gonna play Maddox deflecting with his sister Suicide. Oh, I cannot wait to hear that. Oh, I cannot wait to hear that.

Okay. Well, seems like everybody here and all of your fan base like stuff out of Russia. So I thought I would bring something in from Russia. We have a news girl who's from Russia. Yes, I know, I know. She's about that. Everyone really loves her.

I'm so happy. Yeah. Her name is Kate. Yeah. She was great. She was demure. Oh, that's something I will so happy. Yeah. The name is Kate. Yeah. She was great. She was demure. Oh, that's something I will never be. Okay.

What's from Russia? Okay. So you'll be happy about this. In Russia, they have their AK-47 maker, collection of cars. Yeah. Well, he was the inventor designer. Yeah. Well, they are sent to produce electric cars to rival Tesla.

Ooh, like their electric cars go out and find Teslas and blow them up. Yes. That's what I'm actually saying. They were quoted in the articles saying, be careful Elon Musk, Russia, Mother Russia is coming for you. That would be great. I hope Trump just wipes out Tesla for Coalition of Cove to come in with there. Everybody in the future of America is driving janky Russian electric cars around. They would be janky too. You know, you know, do you know that they, they had a plane basically exactly like the Concorde? Oh, did they?

Yeah, they did. They actually flew first, but it flew like one route. It was a janky piece of shit. They basically stole plans for the Concorde. But his car was so gangster though. Look at this. Let me see. janky piece of shit. You couldn't have, it literally stole plans for the Concord. But his car looks so gangster though, look at this. Let me see. Oh, God, Jamie, that looks,

that looks gangster to you. Uh-huh. Like a Russian gangster in the 80s. It looks, that looks cooler than Tesla. It looks like a toaster fell over. What are you talking about, that looks, it does. It does, it's stupid. Look at the size of this day.

I think it looks cool. Okay. Are you going to get a collision of cough and electric collision of cough? Well, I'll probably get it a K-47 before I get one of those. Not in California you won't, honey. I haven't gotten used to that yet. Okay. So you'll like this one. Man fakes Down syndrome, hires caregivers to bathe him and changes diapers diapers. Fuck, I was gonna do that. Oh. Thanks. So he's been arrested.

This is an Arizona. He was arrested and accused of protecting. I don't even fake Down syndrome. Don't you gotta look like... Oh, don't you fake Down syndrome all the time? Don't you have to look like that, though? No. Oh, okay.

Don't you have to look like Korky from... There he is. He doesn't look down, look. No, there's jets on there. There he is. There he is. There he is. There, there's jets on there. There is generally some features that are common with, and it's a, I thought you had to look like that. Like they look like that, but mentally they're all, they're still there.

Well, no, it's a big spectrum. How, how, how to say that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no except me. Some are able to live on their own. Some are able to hold jobs, some are not. Yeah. That's true. There's definitely a big range. So all women have Down syndrome. Oh. Some are able to live on their own. Some are not.

Anyway. That's on the nurses. He faked Down syndrome. What do you need? You're looking for coffee. All right, there you go. Get your coffee. Thank you very much.

Get your coffee. Well, this probably won't be as cute when I do it as when she did it, but how do you get that one? What do you get? Change Sean's diapers, what do you mean? How do you say that last name? I don't have down syndrome. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. Menchaka, it's not as cute when you do it now. I know, but that's what, I don't care. I had to ask you, because I'm gonna say it. According to police, 31-year-old Paul Anthony Menchaka posted, he posed as Amy and hired a caregiver to bathe and change the diapers of her son with Down syndrome.

What a genius. He posed as Amy. Yeah, he posed as George. It's going on. Amy S. Hi, this is Amy. This is Amy. He's gonna be playing dark souls all day

And you gotta come over and change his changes diaper. Here's the best part of the whole article One of the better. Yeah, one of the victims told police There were five separate incidents when Minchaka aggressively said his genitals were not cleaned enough The world is not enough. Not enough that you got your diaper changed by a bunch of chicks. You didn't wash my gentle. Don't want to wait for next week or tomorrow. You know what, bitch, you didn't do a good enough job. Maybe he was just playing the character.

I don't know. It said in here that he had tantrums. He talks like a child. He acts like a child. He just he went the whole nine Yeah, and he didn't record any of it What an idiot. Maybe he does have down there. Oh, well, you know, you're never know God I can there might be some it's a long article or this third camera Being the biggest was a real good idea on my part

I gotta say putting Jamie in the primary camera. Yeah, yeah Just now okay now bring a Los Angeles Jersey to It was a real good idea on my part. I gotta say, putting Jamie in the primary camera was a good idea. Yeah, just now. Okay. Just now. We're in Los Angeles, Jersey too. Uh-huh. Cause I'm here. You're here. I'm here.

All right. So I know how you feel about. I'm in town and I have downs. Is it? Well, never mind. Oh boy. Did you hear Norm McDonald's response to getting kicked off the tonight show?

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And he did. And it was later proved. And this was so upsetting to these brods. Or they didn't mention the gender of the scene that produces. I suppose it could have been either one. They were crying and sobbing and Jimmy Fallon out. They've never been confronted with anything outside of their little thought bubble.

It's really fucking crazy. And it is. It is. I can is, it is. So I can't wait to die. Just stop watching TV. Like, you know, I really don't, I, you know, I'll Netflix or whatever. I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook.

Yeah, well, Johnny, Johnny did it to a feature. Sure, sure, sure. We already got it, don't worry about that. I'll show him how to mix the show and then you're good. So Norm McDonald gets booted off the tonight show and they ask him for a comment and he goes, of course I support me too. You'd have to have Down syndrome not to support me.

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Deep within them. You don't have to have down, Sid. I'm not like, oh. That must be one of those things where a like recognizes like, because I can see you overheard the record. I was going to say the same thing. I got it, it's hard for me to turn off with the kids too. Yeah, when a little Irishman or a little bam, bam, when I see them start getting triggered

by stuff I'm doing, like I have to go, I have to go, no, no, these are, you love these people, these serious, I got the two things like, yeah, keep going, fuck with them, like this is a child. This is your blood in there somewhere. This is your tribe, you got so it's very complicated being me.

Yes. And I have, I've got in many fights with him. Before the little Irishman could even speak, we got in a huge fight. Really? We got a huge fight at the grill on sunset, because he wouldn't share his banana pancakes with me. Uh-huh.

And this is before he could speak. So it was just, it was just screeching. Surely on looks where I picked my fork up and indicated to him that I'm waiting for permission to try some of his delicious pancakes and he said no No, my mother fucker. You've got a spare tire of carbs in front of you You way less than these pancakes number one. You don't know that I didn't pay for these I know that my dad paid for them, but you don't fucking know that they just arrived could have been I could have paid for these just as well as anybody else but he understood possession

He understood they were his. He was putting that, like, you know, a bigger dog putting his paw on something and then lying a little dog and saying, what are you going to do about that? Yeah. So I said, well, I said, uh, now I'm going to take the plate. I gave him a look as if to say, I, I know that you know that me asking was merely a, a, a, a, a, a, a polite, me being polite, I'm taking, I'm taking a bite of those fucking pancakes because they look delicious and I want them

and I ordered wrong and I ordered wrong. So I stuck my fork and he gets up out of his scene. He's like, ah, ah, ah, he starts forkking what I have in my hand. So I said, this is your way out of fucking line, your way out of fucking line. And my sister goes, don't you talk to my son, it was a whole, he started screaming and crying. Then just recently we got into a big fight during a game of slap jack that we were playing

at what is it? What was it? Rustic eatery or wood creek? The wood creek restaurant up in Valencia? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He brought a game and he'd ranch. Wood ranch. He brought a game of slap jack, which was,

he's like, okay, Uncle, you want to play this game? It's got bugs and stuff in it. What are you talking about? He opens it up and it's a version of slap jack for children where Jack is the mosquito. He's a mosquito and you do the same rules as slap check. Slap check is the greatest game ever invented. I've come up personally with many different variations of slap check.

I do not know slap check. You don't know slap check? I was hoping I could just get through this story. It would just be like a mug-up into the story. No, just furthers the plot line and nothing else. You split a deck of cards and then you flip them over, both at the same time. And if you identify a jack, you must slap the jack. And whoever first slaps it gets the entirety of the cards that are under it.

Gotcha. It's a different version of like war or something. I invented slap jack war. You did. Oh, it's a war, it's a game of war where it's also slap jacked rules apply. Got you. So you can lose the war, but if there's a jack overturned slap, you win. Anyway, I, anyway, I fucking won a slap jack.

The Irishman's hands came down on top of mine and he goes, no, I won that. You slapped it wrong. You got to be out. You slapped it wrong. You got to be out of slapped it wrong. This is the simplest fucking rules on the planet. I slapped it wrong. He starts crying. Uh, Hmm.

As long as well, that's why you don't play with Uncle. Yeah, yeah, I don't play with Uncle. He's gonna learn to like, you know, you didn't. You did, you did, you did, but I won. You did win. I won. He's old enough You did win. I won. You did win. I won. He's old enough to know that playing correctly is a thing. Because he invented a lie.

He definitely knows the rules because his lie was based on rules he understood. Exactly. So he fucking knows that he's wrong. Yeah. Yeah. No, he was entirely on the wrong. Anyway. It might be time for you to start caring about climate change, Dick.

I do. It's just, I don't think it's happening. Is that true? Yeah. Well, there are some beer makers who think that that's actually incorrect. So reality. Cool. Coors. Bloodlite. I bet they do. Amy Schumer. The fucking man. There's a there manatee spokesman. Who does she? Who's bloodlite? Ranna commercial with Seth Rogan and Amy Schumer. And they had to I think they really apologize for it.

What? Yeah, they had to release a special apology beer because everyone hated it so much. Like, what the fuck are you? Who do you think is drinking Bud Light? My dad. Yeah, is your dad a big Amy Schumer fan? No.

No. Okay. A Belgian brewery that relies on very specific temperatures to get their beer just right is watching the production window get smaller and smaller thanks to climate change. Contillion brewery partnered with the environment researchers to do a study, the results of which were shared on the Brussels beer city blog this month. Contillion produces lambic beer relying on cool winter nights to regulate their brew and

warm not hot summer days to age it in wooden barrels. Okay. So basically what they found was that the number of days when the temperature was just right has been on the decline for decades, dropping from 165 days. Fucking with your beer. Finally, they finally, they finally got to a beer company and paid them to start selling this climate change shit. Yeah, because they know I don't care about anything else. So they're trying to get beer companies to sell me this climate change shit. Yeah, because they know I don't care about anything else.

So they're trying to get beer companies to sell me this climate change shit. Next, it's gonna be... Next, it's gonna be like Instagram cosplay models who are saying, oh, it's just, it's too hot for me to cosplay, because of all this global warming. And they're gonna start picking us off one by the globalists,

the fucking globalists. This is what they do. They got rid of Alex Jones, and now they're free to start propagating this fucking conspiracy or shit. So that's what you think about this. Yeah. Well it says by 2100 those days where they are able to produce a spear will be done.

2100, yeah. Do you think that in that? We need a volcanic eruption. To go into like a little cooling period. That's what we need. Fuck the people of 21. It's happened before. The people of 21, everyone who's alive in 2100

can suck my cock. Okay. Not gonna be me. I'm gonna be dead. So everyone who's there, enjoying all the fruits of my labor and my taxes can all go fuck themselves. And if you've got a problem, invent a time machine, come back in time, and I'll say it to your fucking face.

Everyone who lives in the future can fuck themselves. That's my policy. Next question. I can agree with that. That's my policy. Fuck. They got it so easy. I think they call that what, nealism?

And they're gonna shit all over us. They're gonna shit all over us in the future. Like we shit all over in the past. Fuck the all over us in the future. Like we shit all over the past. Fuck the future. I want an uninvent shit. When I, I'm gonna uninvent every day before I die, I'm an uninvented all. Have fun, you future pricks,

you entitled cocksuckers, fuck you. I think I just realized that there are something Sean does that is funnier to me more than your zingers. And that's your interjections of hyperbola. Yeah, hyperbola. hyperbola. I made that. I made that.

I made it in Mexico. Yeah, I made it in Mexico. Yeah, you do that. We need a volcanic eruption. What was it you said earlier too? I don't know. I don't listen to my show. I always says we need a big volcanic eruption

right on Africa. He's fixed. Right now. He always says we need a big volcanic eruption right on Africa. He's fixed up. He always says that. Okay, well. I do have one more. It printed out kind of funky, so I'm just going to kind of roll this one. I brought you a whole list of news things you could read.

I think you'll like this one better, though. So out of New Zealand, there is a dwarf wrestling organizer who is suing for a bunch of canceled venues. Oh, wow. So basically all these venues are canceling on this dwarf event. And let me see if I can find the name. Because it's not PC. It's already out of line.

Oh, that is because it's not PC. Yeah, so they're saying that this company is taking advantage of the patrons with their outrageous beer prices. People with the dwarfism. And people who are holding it like this for you're a fucking dwarf. It should be like this. People who are dwarves up here. What do you find?

How tall are dwarves in your mind? Two feet like smurfs? Three apples tall. Do you see that? Three apples. Yeah, I did. So these guys. So we've got two people. Both people are saying the other one is judging or discriminating against the other. Oh, I see. So where the dwarves gonna go if they can't, if they can't work the wrestling thing. Yeah. I wish this would have printed outright because there's a name for the organization

that's trying to advocate for the people. For a dwarf wrestling rights. It's probably regular sized white people who should stay the fuck to themselves and stop fighting everybody's causes. This fucking stop. You don't have to be involved in every transaction. I like buying weird shit.

Stop it. Let him fucking wrestle. You don't have to be involved in every transaction. I like buying weird stuff. Stop it. Let them fucking wrestle. I doubt they're being held in captivity. Yeah. Just let them fucking do it. I would agree with that. They get some bucks. If they have a problem with it, they don't have to do it.

They won't. The dwarfs, you mean? Yeah. Or you know what? Or you think they're being forced to fucking, or we're all going to pretend to be down syndrome and have women come over and change our diapers or else that This is my initiative Problem this is not a problem period. Oh, man. You gotta uninvent it

I can't let these people in the future get a hold of our technology Sean We've got to destroy it because they're gonna use it for purposes of evil. It's got to be taken down It's got to be taken down. It's gotta be taken down. Man, my thoughts align more with Ted Kuzinski every day. He didn't think big enough. Oh. That's a boomer reference. I don't even know what we had to suffer through.

Right. Ted Kuzinski. Do you know who Ted Kuzinski is? Is the guy that invented Velcro. No. He used to conduct the LA Phil. All right, let me see here, I just let him fucking do it.

I got, I got some comments. Figured out why Maddox loves his bike so much because he's a pedlo file. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, suck, but there are some good ones. You want to watch him? Maybe we should just do a bonus episode when we watch that entire interview. I don't know. Yeah, we can. My cousin felt, my cousin sent me this from Nebraska. I felt like a celebrity today. Every Thursday morning I eat breakfast with some of the guys on our block and one of their

sons was in town from LA. I told him my cousin has his own podcast out there and he jumped in the air. He couldn't believe I was your cousin. I can't even tell them the name of the show. He used to do improv with Maddox. He hates him now. Good for you. He said he's listened to all your shows three times

and has been to some of your live shows. His name is Ryan Tweedy. Could you give him a shout out? How about that? Oh, cool. I'm sure we've met him. I'm sure we've met him. Just having some dinner.

Oh, yeah, my cousin's got a podcast out there. Guy by the name of Pean Wieners team. Think about that. Maybe you've heard of him. The gentleman's sausage. Toward the end of the pistol dueling era, there was an advancement that sort of took the danger out of pistol dueling.

It was wax bullets. Remember how I said, Monday and Matt, I would have pistol dueling. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Yeah. That fat fuck man, Monday and Matt, I would have been so interesting. Yeah. Yeah. That fat, fuck man, Monday and Matt, I said I would pistol do it and because he called me a pussy. Yeah. That's, that is, that is blatant, be smurczment of my reputation among Cuck.

He may have been telling people I don't respect, but still nonetheless, I demand satisfaction. I demand satisfaction. Like you, like you, like satisfaction. You eat a pizza. Now a days, you could probably just use paintball guns, I'm only bringing this up because if you use the real deal, you'd probably get in trouble with the law. Well, I mean, the law, I think it's loose on the issue. The law of dueling?

Yeah, generally frowned upon, but if you're in the right county, we probably get them to turn the other way. We've got to read bad ombre's, the pedophiles, letter to the judge. It's so good. He starts out, but we need to have Tommy Peso's into read it. Really? Yeah, he starts out saying what he did was wrong and frowned upon.

Oh, that's definitely not, that is the most underplayed description of possessing Calpurnography. Yes, it's frowned upon. No one's ever frowned upon it. Let me tell you something about this. I was saying that to be funny. Yeah. I saw that get posted. It was pretty late and I was very tired when I saw this and I opened it up. Or you were. What were you at the time? Just curious. I always ask everybody that. I know Sean's wearing a V-neck Yeah, you just have to ask where you doing you know, he said it was laid. It was getting ready for that one Nothing then that's what that means

I opened it up and I start I read the first line and I thought This is going to keep me up for at least another hour and I just could not put it away Like watching a train. I had so so I made the choice to ruin. Here we go, ahead. Oh, you found it. Okay. Go ahead, keep telling your story about it. That was the only, that was it.

It was just so good that I gave up sleep that I knew I needed. As soon as I saw it, I knew I had to. It was crazy. Yeah. It sucked me right in. He's, he tells the judge that he wants to save the taxpayers money yeah i think i have a present at no point is he mentioned

that he's afraid of being murdered by president made we got to have done a pesos on the read it uh... okay unbelievable alright every who did i i probably fucked people over in the chat today i'm sure guys uh... i don't know I didn't know. I didn't know talking to Doug would be so engrossing.

He's interesting. I mean, he's been around an industry that he doesn't morally align with for a long time. Yeah. That's very interesting to me. He's very interesting to me. It is very interesting. And yet, he creates more, like properties, legacy properties, like it's nothing. Like, like to see one of you fucking weirdos create earthworm gym in 40 minutes.

Or any of these, all of these other influences he's had on. Well, a lot of those, you hear those kind of stories where it's like, oh yeah, just that just made sense to me. So sometimes the lasting ones are the spontaneously created ones. Yeah, let's see here. I'm gonna play Blackstone, Jimmy with Heather on their minds. And then I'll do a couple more videos. Captain Jackass is here by the way.

Is there a guy? What's up, Jimmy? I was just wondering if there was a Facebook news since there wasn't one last week. Yes, and Captain Jackass is here, by the way. Is there a... What's up, Jamie? I was just wondering if there was a Facebook news since there wasn't one last week. Yes. And Captain Jackass is here because this is the 100th episode of Facebook news. Oh, how about that? Yeah. You mean, he was...

That's amazing. I know. He started it like episode 20 or somewhere around this. I don't know. We got to talk to him. That's what he said. Maybe I got the numbers wrong. Maybe it was 10 and I added to you. This has been the Dix show everybody Dix show the Dix show dot com patreon dot com slash the Dix show Jamie. What's your patreon? What are you? selling there? Um, it is patreon dot com slash jlh fitness or you can just go to my website Which is jmailing news dot com now. I've got um meal plans and workout program. Jamie Lynn, that's J-A-M-I-E-L-I-N.

L-Y-N-N-H-U. Oh. This whole time. Really? Are you missing something? I thought you were not Asian. I thought you were Asian. L-Y-N-N-H-U-G-H-E-S.

Okay. All right. Absolutely wonderful. Thank you for reading the news today. Did I try hard enough? You did fantastic. You did good. Thank you for reading the news today. Did I try hard enough? You did it fantastically. Thank you everybody. See you next Tuesday. This is Jimmy Blackstone Jimmy with Heather on their minds. Maddox you lost the plot.

Maddox you lost the plot At last all too well I will see where your motives have been. Madder! You run the mic the entire time, that was great. Oh good, you know how to yell at me. You still can't ignore Oh, that's good. It's good shit Listen Maddox, I don't like what I read It's good shit. What song is this bass? There's no need to be so much of a man. There's no need to be so much of a man. There's no need to be so much of a man.

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There's no need to be so much of a man. There's no need to be so much of a man. There's no need to be so much of a man. There's no need to be so much of a man. There's no need to be so much of a man. And then leave me, I wouldn't be surprised if you knew all along And death, we would you say to fans, get sneaked to you, don't seem like a man You should kill yourself a fettic shill George's mum, your fat-waltz, I should have stayed back at your home Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You were just a disgrace And it's sad to see you're following work and dropping everywhere I'm a stereo-sea-cry When you asked him to pick a side Then you sued him when it wasn't your side

What kind of person's ass that! It's a good song. What do you think? I like it. You have the only opinion on music that matters. Yes, thank you. I think that's the nicest thing anyone's up inside about me. I'd check.

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Hello, Dick, Sean and Jamie. Hello. What's up, man? Was that, was I right? Is this your 100th Facebook news? No, not even close tickets to one year, not 100. That was one year. Okay. How many weeks are any year? A couple thousand. A one year. That's what, Sean.

52 or 50 years. A one year is still a big deal. I don't know why I said a hundred. It doesn't make any sense at all. Can you fix it and fix my sense of failing Captain Jacket? I'm going to play your news. Can you listen in with us, Captain Jacket? And then I want to ask you about your experience doing the news. Absolutely. Okay. Here we go. Hello, Dick and hello, Dick heads. This is the one year anniversary of the Facebook group news for the last couple days. Since we missed the last week's news, I will be doing a lightning round of stories that have happened over

the past two weeks. The Grommel made a post in the group about fighting anyone willing. People accused him of stealing his co-hosts bit, his co-host of course being Maxwell, the Silver Hammer Kimble, and Matt Carroll made a video responding to Rommel saying he will people accused him of stealing his co-hosts bit his co-hosts of course being Maxwell the silver hammer Kimball and Matt Carroll made a video responding to Rommel saying he will beat the hell out of him for not committing to his bit Fred Simon one okay that's clearly that's definitely Maxwell silver's bid of fighting anyone who disagrees with him so now the Rommel has stolen Maxwell Kimball's bid

of fighting anybody I think Kimball give him permission because now that they're working together, I think they share, you know, they share the same stuff. No, no, no, that's a bit is a bit is like a wife or a girlfriend. You can't just only if the guy has abandoned the bit for a couple of years, can you come in and take it as you're on? Hey, Rommel could commit to Kimbell's bid all he wants except his own, but you know, whatever works for the Rommel. I think they should have to fight over it, to be honest. We could cut the bit down the middle and then give half of it.

Yeah, see what they say. All right, continuing, continuing. Little biblical reference, huh? Fred Simon wanted to provide a definitive answer on which TDS fan page is better by posting a poll in the Dictual Facebook group, 70 votes for Facebook and 6 votes for Reddit. Dickheads argued in the comments that all of the pedophiles and TDS lore have all come

from Reddit. Simon also made another post telling Dickheads that a stripper is crying in his bathroom after sex. Fred did not ask her about her father, and she was not paid for sex, but rather Fred discovered that she is fighting with her mom over possession of a car. I thought it was Chris Ruffenberg who posted it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She's fighting over possession of a car, the stripper, so she's had sex and then started

sobbing in the bathroom. Yeah, it was something about how she was in the bathroom texting or talking to her mom on the phone and the mom wanted a car back and some shit like that I mean that could have been an excuse as well I'd like to think that it was actually the sex that had made her cry and get emotional but according to Fred You know it had something to do with the car. Maybe you put her in an emotional state And then very boss her mom stealing her car like you know you strippers everybody wants to bang his stripper until they've been one Yeah, yeah, why of guys in the Facebook group

getting really into those strippers and hookers. It's strange. Good, good. They're lying. They're lying. Sorry, going. Does that wait a minute? Excuse me.

You don't just call a bunch of men who listen to the show liars because you're a hot chick. I see comments all the time that I, in the back of my mind, I'm thinking, oh, okay, that happened. You don't think that happened? You want to know what I think you're jealous that you didn't get to fucking his trip. That's what I think. It's not right. Jamie, there's strippers. They'll do anything for drugs. What are you talking about? It's not unlike it's I would believe less that they banged like a

librarian or something. Stripper. Oh oh yeah. Fair enough, fair enough. I'm an experienced person. Next up is Chris Ruffenberg, who posted, I just vomited shit my pants and shit on the floor in the bathroom at work. That's so nice. He invited Dickheads to ask him anything. Questions include, how big was your raise?

Did you really need to assert that much dominance? And of course, why? Chris had his stomach went from zero to 100 real fucking quick. Yeager Mitchell had an employee request time off the next day via Snapchat. Tanner Gregory was recognized and trafficked by his TD as bumper sticker. And Dustin Kather, a blind dickhead, and current users to ask him anything about his ailment. That's top gay, right? Well, vomiting and chitting yourself gets over 100 comments. This thread got about 20 Most questions are about consumption of porn and spamming letters and numbers to try and trip him up

Dustin says he reads comments to the iPhone's accessibility features Lastly, we had a blind guy goes in and says ask me anything and feel just dump letters and numbers Yeah, so you know the vomiting and shooting post is one of the most active of the week and then this guy comes and he says I'm blind. He's talking to all of us in perfect English. And yeah, about half the comments on it. He's not mute. Yeah.

You know, he's got to do voice to speech, right? Yeah, I guess his iPhone reads everything for him, but people just try to fuck with him and ask him about porn. There were no real questions in there. It was terrible. I want to know if he can like, I want to know what his move is to, well, first of all, how to know the size of a woman that he's talking to, right? Like, I remember Ray Charles, is, was to feel their wrists to see what the weight situation was. Yeah, there's a lot of sense.

And then number two, can you ever like accidentally cut like is feeling tits more does it does your sense of touch grow? You know what I mean? Like you lose one sense the other sense gets sharper. What is it like feeling tits or an ass for a blind man? Does he get that is his sense of booby jiggling somehow more gratified than me than me is a seeing man. Depends when he lost his sight probably.

You think so? I think so. Yeah. So I guess he might have even been at one of the road rages, but his sight is slowly going out. I think he's slowly losing it, but he's had it before. So he's aware of what, you know, tits and stuff look like. So could he just walk up to us and be like, oh, how nice to meet you. And then just grab our tits and be like,

oh, wow, sorry, I'm fine blind. Sorry about that. With the right prescription, maybe, yeah. Okay. Have a controversial poll in which dickheads were asked to decide on whether or not eating pussy is a submissive move. 18 votes for yes, 187 votes for no. I'll continue to double down in the comments and was called a virgin in in-cell and they quote weird motherfucker. Here's to another year of informing dickheads of the most enlightened amongst ourselves. This has been the Dixiel Facebook Room news

for the last couple days. I think that's definitely submissive. Getting pussy? What do you think? You know, no comment on that? I mean, I think he's, I think he's talking to Jamie. I'm sorry, Captain Jamie. Give Jamie time to think of a lie. What do you think? I think it is, but in a good way. Well, not if you're a man. There's no such thing as being submissive good as a man. Captain Jack asked, what do you think? You know what? Can I have 30 seconds to find its explanation? Yeah. So

what? To find his explanation, he's got to consult his research materials on this case to find the guy's explanation for why it's not submissive. I was celebrating the one year anniversary by drinking some rum and coke, easy on the coke, so it might take me a little more than 30 seconds. I'll be out here and be good. Well, you know, fuck it. I want what's when you're what's been your your greatest memory of a year in Facebook news? What's been your greatest and worst memory and your greatest and worst story do you think? Sure. So I was thinking about doing maybe a one year retrospective like a super cut of my favorite stories and of course natural you have to have all the clay stuff in there. Yeah the Roof or the guy who fell over the hooker, the Mad Cucks for his Kimball stuff.

There's a lot. I would say my worst was actually one of my first stories because I wasn't very good at this yet and my first story was about the calendar and it just went on and on and on and you even said you got to cut the shit out and shorten it down a little bit. So that was my advice for everything. Yeah, cut it down a little bit. So that was my advice for everything. Yeah, cut it down. Even lovemaking girls ask how was that? I was like, yeah, I just cut 90 seconds tops cut down.

You went on and on and on. What's been your what's been your favorite part? You got any good memory for us from from Facebook news? Man, you know, it's tough off the top of my head, but the Cooper the Rupert for one was crazy because he was getting head from like a homeless guy at a construction site. And that was totally real. Yeah, we had the one dude who snuck on drugs on the plane to his AA

meeting in like Florida or something like that. So, um, probably those doing the clay stuff, the clay stuff is really great. I mean, the guy's just a mess. I have a favorite. Well, okay, what's your favorite? The JP thing with the money in the Atlanta and he was new to the Facebook group

and wanted everyone to give him money so he can go to Rotary Atlanta. Oh, that was. It wasn't even about going to Atlanta. He wanted to get his warrant paid off as well And no one gave him anything and then when he got to Atlanta He started asking people if they can buy him beer and no one offered except for a guy who's halfway across the country Have you learned anything about the human condition?

And you know the meaning of life since taking on your role as the watcher and Facebook Yeah, it's I it means fucking nothing. It's completely pointless and let's have a good time and make sure we get as drunk as we can when we can and have a good fucking time. Good, thank you, Captain Jack. As I know, I know just from seeing it that your news every week is Sean's favorite part

of the show. He looks forward to it every week. I love the Facebook news. He would never let me miss a single episode. I ask if it's not great. It's the greatest endorsement. I don't know what is. Does anything make you a rage, sir? Yeah, I do have a rage.

Okay. So my rage is, you know, as we get older and we have a lot less time and energy, we see people a lot less. And when we do see people, often maybe we'll go in the same car to wherever we're going. And a lot of times when you're in cars with people going somewhere, the plane music really fucking loud, we're not even drunk yet, we're just leaving. And we still have to catch up and talk, but the people in the car want to play the music,

so God damn loud, you can't hear anything, you've got to headache, and I think it's really unnecessary. And then when they want to talk, they'll turn the music down a little bit when they talk. But when you talk, I mean, you're just getting drowned out the whole time, so that makes me a rage. I've started pulling real power moves where I just crank it down.

I'll ask them once to turn it down, and if it's not down enough, I'll crank it down more. And then I'll turn it right back up. Yeah. You know what they say, they say though, when the music is too loud, that means you need to start killing your friends. That's the old slogan.

All right, Captain Jack S. Catchy. Catchy the old slogan. All right, Captain Jack, yes. Catchy. Catchy, thank you. Thank you for everything you've done. See you next Tuesday. Yeah, thank you, gentlemen. I think I'm too tired. I'm just too tired.

One voicemail? Yeah, let's do one voicemail. And then we'll do a bonus episode and go through all those things. That'll be funny. I think. I can't wait to watch this. We gotta watch the suicide one though. Now we'll do it later.

Okay. I don't know. Would it still be funny next week? This week? What do you mean? Yeah, absolutely. Suicide one is. Maddox, we're going to talk about it first. I think we should watch it. How long is it now? I don't know. But then we'll talk about it forever.

We'll talk about it forever. I'm guest. Yes. I want to play the jacking off or not jacking off game. Okay, let's play that. Let's play that. Yeah, this is an entry for the how you say is he jerking off or not? I got a rage for you. It's a grocery store. And, uh, I went to give that, I went to give that bitch my money.

Checking out. And, uh, she was like, Oh, you know, keep the change, right? Okay, wait, here's the, here's a new rule. If you think he's jacking off, that's when you put your hand in the air. Okay. Because then whoever thinks it first, and if here's the, here's a new rule. If you think he's jacking off, that's when you put your hand in the air.

Okay, because then whoever thinks it first, and if you don't, just don't put your hand up. Okay, so then I don't have to stop it. Okay. Fucking. Yeah, okay. Uh-huh, very funny. And then she's, she's all, man.

I go, I, I like to do this because I feel like we had a connection here and now we're like friends and shit. And I can't damn it man. We're not friends. I don't know who you are. I thought so I'll perturb it like give me my money Give me my fucking grocery Whatever how do you not think this guy's jacking off? Well, that's that's my rage. I'm sorry. It's a boring Okay, do you think you was jacking? No, no, no, I don't think so. But he couldn't keep anything straight in his brain Yeah, I know jumping all over the place like a guy drinking off. It's hard to get to

Well put together in the middle Okay, let's see. Let's hear his the answer They're not jerking off. I'm actually looking at this fucking cockroach walking around in my wall He's just distracted in another way I'm out of my walk. He's just distracted in another way. I damn tacos. All right, fucking asshole. I don't think I've got one of these right.

I like you just. You just did the answer. You did last week. He was jerking off. Yeah, he's the last week. Yeah, he was the last week. Yeah, thank you. All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday.