The Dick Show - Episode 126 - Dick on Staying off the Internet

Episode Date: October 30, 2018

My truck gets dinged at Home Depot, Coach is mistaken for The Great Pumpkin, The Fed and how America's wealth was stolen on Christmas, Dr. Nurse calls in and says Maddox is repulsive, an Erotic Story from a real cuck, a porn star spergs out, Stove spergs out, a possible serial killer spergs out, shaving and leaving tracts of hair all over your face, my take on Asterios' settlement offer, and Joe Buck; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

You're penis, you're talking about. Yeah, it's a person. It's a, you know, penis is a person. Yeah. Legs aren't. Penis are people too. It's because everyone's allowed to shit on short people. They're like corporate.

That's why. Corporations. You can't shit on anyone, but the whole world shits on short people. Yeah. No one's fighting for the short man's behalf. They culturally appropriated Wolverine from the short people. Imagine.

Where do I, where do I, where do I, where? Wolverine in the comics is a short man. Oh, is he really, yeah, he's like five, six or something. Gotcha. That's the point of, that's why his name is the Wolverine. Right. Because he's little and ferocious. They don't nickname a guy who's six, two.

Yeah. Atonia Ward winning, you know, super huge demigod looking man. And they don't name him. Oh, the Wolverine. They name him Thor or the Hulk or the mountain, the monster, not the Wolverine. True. He took it from the short people. I never thought of that. And they gave him nothing. They give them nothing in return. The shortman gets screwed at every time an extra phone book for your chair. Yeah, they could have at least given commemorative

Wolverine phone books for the short people coming to see their shortman hero reduced to a six-foot super-chad. Yeah. Terrible. I'm offended. I'm a fighter for the shortman. You and Dewey Cox. Is he? Well, some of his songs, you know, in the short. I stand for the, stand for the midget,

and I stand for the Negro. I stand for the engine, all hopped up on booze. I stand for the, you know, it's a movie. I'm gonna find Randy Newman and beat the shit out of him. That's how much I support the short man. Right. I thought that song was satirical, but then I found out that he's not short.

Oh, okay, yeah, so he was, he's just openly shitting out. Is he short? Well, why do I think I, why do I think I looked that up? Isn't he, I mean, isn't he saying it's kind of, you know, it's, it's, it's uncool. It's not fair. It's not, I mean, it's, it's, like, it's, he's saying it sucks, isn't he?

I don't know. I think he's saying they suck. I don't know. I hate Randy Newman. So, how could you hate Randy Newman? Cause I hate I love LA. I hate like, it's, Oh, come on. Randy Newman is Because I hate I love LA. I hate like it. Oh, come on.

Randy Newman is a lyrical word Smith. Chicago and New York got Frank Sinatra. We got Randy Newman for a fucking fucking song about LA. Taylor Swift. We got Randy Newman and who was California girls that popped. That's how it all melt your popsicles. What's saying that? Who's saying about California girls? The Beach Boys. Dun dun dun. Well, melt your popsicles.

No, that's not what I'm talking about. They melt your fucking popsicles. California girls will find you and your popsicles and will melt them. Even if they're into deepest freezer You can't hide your popsicles from California. What's what am I talking about? Katy Perry. It's got to be Katy Perry. All right Here we go. Let's do a show should we? Yeah, I'm finally in a good mood. Oh, yeah, let's see today It took me eight minutes to talk to myself into a good mood Yeah, and if you listen to the show if you're a big swinging $20 patreonian you watch livestream You can watch me talk myself from depression into a good mood. I know you really fucking can yeah here we go

God what a fucking nightmare life is Everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I am your host, Dick Masterson, aka the $20 million man. Recently voted America's best Mexican for eight weeks running now with me as always. Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. Hey, what's up, buddy?

Oh, that was a good one. That was a hot and spicy one. It was. What cold opens are we gonna leave from our thrilling discussion before the show? The cultural appropriation of Wolverine, the short man's hero, into a tall super Chad. How much you hate Randy Newman

and all the women of California who melt your popsicles? What the hell are we gonna leave in, Sean? I don't know, they're gonna have to tune in to find out. They're gonna have to hear it now live broadcast to you live on this special Halloween episode, three weeks of Halloween. They celebrate on the Dix show. And Dix birthday.

Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. Thank you. It's not quite yet, it's time of day early, but. Somebody said, what is it? Is this your 40th birthday? I killed him. Yeah, well, it's not my fucking 43th birthday.

No, I got two years before I'm there Basically a dead man walking like Sean. Yeah, I've got two years of life. I've been on borrowed time for years I got two years of life left where I can talk I can talk to a young lady and she eventually she says how old are you and I can go I'll 30 you know 33 before I have to say, and she ends to me turns out, I held her. Oh, oh, yeah. What happened to this girl? Yep. They just disappear right into the ether.

Oh, God. Oh, I suddenly, all that time I spent talking myself into a good mood before the show is now ruined. Yeah, with the harrowing prospect of turning 40 in two years. How old are you? Oh, man. And then it's 20 years of. How old are you? F.

Yeah, F is how old I am. Oh, it sucks. Trust me, it's 100% shitty. I'm clean shaven right now and I feel like a woman. Can you, is it, I do I look like a woman? I feel like a woman. I've been, you know, I have that look like a woman? I feel like a woman. I've been, you know, I have that crummy. What are we calling, shaman?

Shaman, Twain now? Is that impressive? Much shaman that I, I'm clean shaved. And I feel like a woman, I look like a woman. My lips are so sensitive that I'm feeling the air. Tickle them, it's weird. It's weird. It's weird.

My face is hot and my face is having hot flashes. I'm giving having sensuous kisses with 80s girl feeling these sensations all over my face. Enough is enough. Yeah, we regret it. I shaved half of it last night preparing for a Halloween party. And of course the other half this morning we went as we went as what do you mean half? You mean the less right now I shaved a must I shaved a mustache. I was I was Dr. Gonzo 80s girls Hunter S. Thompson. Oh, Jamie Lin Hughes was Christy Lucy Christina Ricci the weird the weird girl they keep drug out and right painting Barbara's right. So that's right. Um, we're funny. I got a funny story

about the Halloween party. I was at yeah last night coach brought his son Yeah, and he dressed his son. I was gonna ask he dressed his son like a a pee pod a little baby pee pod, right adorable Yeah, and his wife was dressed like a farmer and he was He was dressed as a carrot. So he had a orange... Oranj. Oranj kidding me? Yeah, and he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous.

What's going on? He had a orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous.

And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. And he had an orange trash bag looking dangerous. I Like it's perfect

And he goes no, no, I'm a carrot see it the trash bag the costume goes into a point Oh, that's a bottom. It's she look. I shit you not she gives him once over because I don't see it Double down Nobody sees it nobody sees it. Oh my god. I the first thing I thought was how is he gonna pull that off? The slim is yeah, you want to go as a string bean dude? Yeah, you got a you, the great pumpkin was born. Oh, God, that's fucking hard. What are you supposed to be a pumpkin?

I'm a carrot. Macarons, get your seat. Did he have like, did he have green shit at the top? It was, it was sprayed a little bit. Oh, it was sprayed a little, but you couldn't see it. I mean, that wasn't why she mistook it for a pumpkin. I know. I don't think. No, probably not.

Funny. That was great. I don't see it. I'm going to have to look for it. You're right to say that, Madam. Yeah. I'll tell you what makes me a rage, though. Those fake spider webs, cobwebs, that you put one up, and it is, if you put one up in your house for a decoration,

somehow it instantly gets down everyone's throat. Those are all over our studio, by the way. Oh, they put those up in your studio at work? Down the long hallway. Yeah. No, you've got, whoever, the next time I see somebody break one of those out, I'm going to wrap them in a fake spider web,

like an actual spider and drink there and then light them on fire. Okay. It is those stupid things, they were covering the bar. We were watching the World Series in. And every fucking drink, it's spider webs. Spider webs.

Oh God. Spider webs. My man bun was like six times the size it is normally, because most of it was spiderwebs. Okay. Bad World Series last night. Dodges blew it again. I would like to know if Zales is sponsoring the World Series

because every one of these motherfuckers has a full on Mr. T. jewelry set. I know. On that is bouncing erratically while they're running around the field. I don't know if they're, I don't know if there's some kind of QVC promotion to sell shitty baseball jewelry to people watching at home, but it looks like you've got a squad of Elizabeth tailors versus Jaja Gabor

out there. I know. I don't know when it became acceptable for sports playing men to wear jewelry while they're jogging around the field and blowing fly balls and losing in the case of the Dodgers, but it really, it was very distracting for the entire game. Giant, giant fatso's wearing little tiny chains with homeless people beards, and then they'll play clips of old world serieses,

and the ball players will, they'll look like superheroes. They'll look like men. Maybe I'll enjoy it. With tucked-in shirts. Causing him to choke. Yeah. Cause that was certainly, that was a historic choke. No more jewelry.

That's what, if I was GM, if I was the manager of the Dodgers, that's what I say today. Everybody were having a team meeting. No one gets to wear any jewelry until we start winning some ball games. The Yankees just have a- Jewelers for winners. I don't know about jewelry, but the Yankees just have a no facial hair policy for years. They should bring that back because it looks like a bunch of homeless people wearing costume jewelry

running around the field with baggy pants. It's terrible. It's it's it's yeah. I'm so fucking in such a piss poor mood now. Yeah, now I'm going to have to talk myself into a fucking good mood. Oh, I texted him last night. He's telling me to keep the faith and stuff. Keep the keep the faith. Somebody asked me their day, can the Dodgers win? I said, you mean next year? Yeah.

Like next this was before this was before last night. 30 years from now, though, Wayne Randy, better looking. I don't know man. Keep that. No, it's yeah, it's it was over after that. It was over. Yeah, they'll never they would never have, it's, yeah, it's, it was over after that. It was over, yeah, they'll never, they would never have an easier game to win than last night.

And it's seven outs. And there's fucking analytics run a muck, fucking ass front office, dip shit, fucking have a picture coming in and picture one god damn guy. Fucking asshole who, oh, and here, and don't even start fucking Alexander walks the guy on fucking four pitches and then the asshole the madson comes in now who has inherited seven base runners and allowed all seven to score he couldn't stop he couldn't not let one motherfucker that they're supposed to come in and get out of there god fucking

damn it and oh my god Joe Buck gleefully jerking off under the announcing table while the Dodgers are getting their air. Oh, they hate the Dodgers. The Smolts really hates the Dodgers. I fucking hate Joe Buck too. I've hated in my whole life. I hated him the very first time he appeared on anything.

And I knew for some reason this, this weird lantern headed fuck with his Elfiers is for some reason going to be stuck with us for the rest of my fucking life. Fucking fat hair plugs. He has the worst announcing that Joe, some of the fuck sucks rectum. He's such a fucking asshole. Yeah. This was one of his dynamite comments.

I had to write it down because it was so bad. Guy, Guy fows it off into his leg. Yeah. Fows the ball into his leg. It's a shin. Joe Buck says it's hard to describe what that feels like. He like he's, like he's trying to describe like the hidden, but like, you know what it's hard to just, it's hard to describe going, coming back in the afterlife and watching your wife being remarried and happy with a new man. That would be hard to describe. It's not hard to describe hitting your shin on something, but you fucking moron. And the one thing that every single human being

since the dawn of time has done is stub their fucking shin. And as a sports commentator for you, that's hard to explain, but it's hard to explain banging your shin on something hard, but even more than that, like, Failing like a 98 mile an hour fastball off of your bone. He wouldn't know. No, I don't think he- I don't think he moves. I think he's like Simone. I think he's just a recreation of the most Inoffensive human being on the planet that speaks like a fucking puppet. I don't know, I don't know what dirt he has on Fox. Like, I don't know if perhaps Richard Murdock

created some kind of pigmalion clay creature that was imbued to life with the force of money and he just has his hands stuck up his ass to talk. Like, I don't understand why he gets that job that he gets when any one on earth when anyone I think anyone could do a better job than him a more entertaining job than Joe he gets he gets shit on a lot and and usually rightfully so. But I never never one time have I heard him make an insightful comment about anything in the in the wide swath of sports that he covers.

Rowanning everyone and bringing the same level of mediocrity to every single game of which he understands none of, hard to difficult to describe. Oh, it's difficult to describe what hitting in the, what getting hit in the shin with a ball feels like. Now, just to, just to... It's difficult to describe your dad coming out as gay when you're 25. That's difficult to describe. Getting hit in the shin by a ball.

Simple. Simple. Yeah, yeah, true, true. And that wasn't John Smolto said that, right? It was Joe Buck. I don't know. All right, whatever. Was it Smolto's, if it was Smolto?

Well, I don't know if he's fucking asshole, but I swear to God, he's, I, yeah, I can't remember, but you know, it would, uh, yeah, who knows? The sports commentators are the worst, the absolute worst. Yeah, there's, um, God, who is that? There's a woman doing it, I think for, uh, she's an analyst. No, she's an, yeah, I think so. Analyst, they mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, analyst. No, no, no, no, no, that's an analyst. No. Yeah, I think so. Analyst, they meet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't mean analysts. No, no, no, no, that's how she got that job.

I don't know if it's ESPN. I tuned in a little bit on the radio for... As a... As a... As a... As a... As a... As a... As a...

As a... As a... As a... As a... As a... As a... As a... As a... As a... As a... As a... realized that all she was doing was stating things that had previously happened. Oh, in the game.

No, no, that's all women and answers do. So I was like, I was listening, because I'm like, okay, I'm very interested to see how this goes. Or if this is like a token higher, this is what women and answers say what happens in the game. They use odd terms and say them in weird ways

that people don't say. It's like mad exxesting. That's how women sports announcers talk. She was describing what had already happened. And they ask the athletes how they feel about things that are obvious. How did you feel totally blowing that game? How does it feel that you never had a chance and there was no possible way

did it ever look like your team was gonna compete in this game like bad. Yeah bad. Great fucking question. Yeah. Well they they're taught to ask loaded questions but they asked the wrong kind of loaded questions. Yeah that's my point. So not a good terrible. A fucking just horrifically inept. You know what else makes me rich? Boston is a much better team, much better team. Yeah. And you know, their fans are nicer too. Every Boston fan I've met has been very nice. Oh, really? Well, you met the only ones. I think no, no, they're very nice. They're just huge douchebags. You know what else makes me rage that shaving?

Boston is it's goodwill hunting, but there's no will hunting. It's only fucking chucky. The fucking afflite character. Oh yeah. I'll, yeah. That's yeah. Going to garbage school. That's Boston, not even going to college.

Yeah, for is. school. That's Boston, not even going to college. Yeah, for it is. It also makes me rage shaving, because I'm not good at it. And you don't do it much. Every time, man, I get in there with a microscope and like paleontology equipment mapping out my face to make sure I get every single inch of it. Yeah, I do like a topographical, topographical map of my face. I'm in there with a magnifying.

Okay, got it all here. Got it all here. I go line by line like I'm searching for a corpse. Okay, got it all here. Got it. Don't because I don't want to leave any behind, right? Yeah, any stretch because it's annoying because you find something. Got it here behind, right? Yeah, any strip. Because it's annoying. Because you find something. Got it here. Got it here. I go around my whole fucking face. All right, good, good, good. Three checks, four checks, good, good.

Hit the shower. The second I get in my car, and the second I get in my car, every time, I'll reach up to scratch my face. Gah, damn it. Another strip. Yeah, every single time. Well, and you got to go in different angles sometimes too,

depending on where your face is because of the grain grows different. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, no, no, no, I don't do that. You don't do that? I just go one way. Oh man, I gotta go like five different ways.

That's bad for you. I don't care. Yeah, you're 40, Sean. You're, I'm 41. You gotta be careful with your skin now. You gotta moisturize and shit. Say, uh, let's see what I got here. you got to be careful with your skin now. You got to moisturize and shit Let's see what I got here. I got a zip line now in the backyard. You do This will probably be the last episode

No, I'm putting in a patio at the bottom of the oh cool mountain concrete patty. Yeah, yeah, yeah So I set up a zip line because no one fucking believe man a lot of people have not been believing me. They don't believe what's it what's it tied to a giant tree. So I got the steel cable. What do you have up here? It's tied into one of those. No, no, no, it's tied into a screw in the ground at the bottom of the hill. You know those giant landscaping screws. They're about they're about a quarter a quarter inch or a half inch thick screw, like a corkscrew that you can crank into the ground. So I've got that, and they're, you know, a foot and a half, two feet long. So I've got it corkscrewed into the ground,

pretty solid. On the bottom of the mountain. Solid, you think? Solid enough to ship rocks, and I tie, I got a steel cable, quartering steel cable, probably 1,400 pound steel cable. Tied it to that, and then I looped it around this gigantic tree and clamped some little aluminum, whatever,

clamps around it. Shouldn't go any more. Because no one would fucking believe me. Everyone was complaining about taking cement down the hill. I was like, don't worry about this. I'm gonna, I'll engineer the fuck out of it. Same fucking guys didn't bring their correct truck. I'm complaining about contractors. Didn't bring their correct truck. I'm complaining about contractors.

Didn't bring their correct truck to haul the cement because they were sure that, no, you can't bring the duly up this hill. It's not rated for this. It's dangerous. We can't bring it because the mountain is very, it has a windy path and it scares people so that they abandoned right away, right? Yeah. As I'm trying, as I'm trying to reassure this guy that he can bring his duly up the hill, I shit you not an 80 foot flat bed drives behind me with a 10 ton caterpillar tractor on it.

That's awesome. I'm like, what do you think, buddy? Yeah. Can we wrap this up? Or, I mean, you want to, can we wrap this up, smiley? You'll, you can think I conjured that up out of the air. How the fuck do you think all these houses got up here? That's awesome. They walked them up one by one. What is he thinking? Don't get your fucking truck. He could go up on the other side too. The other side is easy as could be just just the idea that this was not possible and it was an instant bad start the smiley set no yes another smiley smiley junior smile right so I haven't made full smiley yet so I have god damn truck up here yet oh it was the greatest I would the whole argument was worth it actually in the whole the

absolute travesty that happened to me afterwards was also worth it just for that moment when an 80, you know, the gigantic, like, 10-wheeled flat beds that they used to haul, like concrete pipes that are five feet across. One of the ones that take up two lanes on the freeway, right behind me, as I'm going, buddy, I'm 100% sure. Just think about what you're saying. You know, it's a big truck. You probably can't come up here. Probably can't come up here.

So you're probably can't come up here. So you're gonna have to go get the cement. I love it when life works like that. Oh, probably can't get up here. So you're gonna have to do it. The great magnet just smacks the shit out of someone upside the head. I'm not doing it because I get it's the truck's brand new. I'm not going to a stone, I'm not going to a concrete recycling plant.

I'm hiring you. That's why I'm hiring you. What the fuck understand? Well, don't put me in this way. Vroom, ragan and I can hear it rumbling as I'm like starting to get annoyed and going, all right, am I gonna just have to tell this guy to do it? No, what he say. When the thing's fine.

He said nothing. He just, he's like, what did you say? Okay, I gave one of those, yeah. Mm. I think. I mean, now can I just call on? Now can I just call you stupid dear face? Yeah, we're not getting any arguments for a while, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got that going from, okay, I got you. And life is like a strategy game, you know, like Farmville, where you just have to constantly click on your resources to get them to keep generating, what they're generating. Okay. Honey Studio works like that.

You gotta, you know, you gotta make sure your sheep are fucking over here and the horses are getting melked and the horn is coming in upside down. You gotta constantly click. These games, the games that people play now online, you milk the dogs. That's gross. You eat the horses, don't you?

And are you sure you're playing Farmville or Ask Farmville? I was playing French Farmville. Okay. They do eat horses. Yeah. Yeah. What was I saying? That's life. You just go through arguing with people and proving them wrong. That's the resources. Anyway, hang on. What? I am completely distracted by the world's smallest face picture. Yeah. By the weekly world news. That is. There you go.

Here's how everybody's doing it. It just very fucking funny. It just broke my funny. Somebody in the discord, Mr. Bones posted a, uh, Mr. of me, Mr. Bones. Weekly world news, world's smallest face. And it obviously has. I bow to the,

They took a picture and they made my face a little bit bigger. Um. Hahaha. By the way, Dr. Nurse is calling it today. Is that right? Yeah. Wow. Dr. Nurse is calling in.

Wow. Somebody who, Ian, who's, who has a porn star stalking him. I say star, I hate that term. All, yeah, it's like, they always say like porn actors or porn actresses, they're all like, oh, yeah, like she's a porn star Like shouldn't there be there should be there's a hard film to prostitute. That's a is that a better name? Yeah, I mean porn star like what he what he was why why are why are porn stars so obsessed with telling us how glamorous and Well-adjusted they are there's there's no one will annoy you with their own sense of self-accomplishment and

adjust this more than an adjustment and good adjustment more than a fucking porn star. They're just so liberated. They're so liberated. So happy and they just love sex so much and they're so well-adjusted. I'm so fucking well-adjusted. And I have no psychological trauma at all. I just like doing this. Okay, I got it.

I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I don't for one second. I don't care. I don't even watch the entirety of your performance. And that, I also don't care. Don't wouldn't, and not cause it's porn.

Don't care about that about anyone. Yeah. You know, I never walk into the doctor. They go, you know what? Do you know how well adjusted I am? And satisfied with my work? I'm like, Doc, are you good at your job? Get, that's all I've.

Leave me the fuck alone. Yeah. So the worst thing in the world happened to me. I know. While the guy's getting his truck, I, okay, I have to go to Home Depot and pick up some pre-mix. Pick up a ton of concrete mix. If pre-mix the gravel that you mix with the concrete, get a wet spread it around.

And some bags of cement and stuff like that for the guys to build this zipline patio that I'm working on. I got a Home Depot, put in my order, wait around for a good hour for Twedledummer to figure out how to use the Fork Lift to pick up a bag of gravel. Okay. Somehow I've done it, I've gone to Home Depot and gotten a ton of gravel, which comes out in those big,

those big building supply bags, you know? The ones, big bag of that on a Fork Lift. For some reason, it takes longer and longer which comes out in those big building supply bags, you know, the ones. Big bag of that on a fork lift. For some reason, it takes longer and longer every time. I don't know if they're making the gravel back there by smushing up rocks. I don't know if they have a team of convicts from the 19th century with sledge hammers.

Chipping away at yeah. Pajamas and striped pajamas like the hamburger glert, chipping up bags. Oh, turn and boulders into. We need to turn another one of these boulders into gravel you guys better We need 16 guys on it right away everything's made to order Yeah, no it's homemade organic gravel that I'm getting at home depot it must be because that is the only reason It would take an hour to forklift a ton of gravel from the back of Home Depot to the front of Home Depot. So as I'm sitting there in the truck,

while Smiley Jr. is getting his duly that can obviously go up the hill now at this point, no avoiding it at this point. As I'm sitting there waiting, the loading dock, the pro services area in Home Depot is gradually getting crammed with trucks. Yeah. And assholes are leaving their lumber every which way while they go have, they go have,

it's like high tea down there at Home Depot. The guys in construction boots, they go get a grumpy national hot dog, hanging out, bullshitting, right. Like, oh, now I see why everything takes so, now I see, now I understand. Everything's making a lot more sense when I see the pro services area at Home Depot who are going so slow that you're moving backwards, right? Contractors know that they kinda got you by the balls

because you're not gonna do it. So it's gonna be on their timeline. So they finally bring me my bag of premix. Yeah. So they finally bring me my bag of premix. Yeah. And of course, they've, and some plywood that I've already got in there. And suddenly, of course, I've got 10 guys

telling me how to rope down plywood, which I don't like, guys, I, yeah, just tie it off so it doesn't go backwards, right? Just, constant, nettling. That's what it is. That's what it is there. No help when I need it. Plenty when I don't.

Do you see this mustache? I know, I'm fucking, I know. I know that I'm clean shaven and I look like a woman, but stop talking to me like one, you fucks. So I go to back up in my car. I've got the tailgate down. I've got some plywood sticking out the back and I've got a ton of premix in there.

And two guys hop up, start backing me up. Like I said, it's the back and I've got a ton of pre-mix in there. And two guys hop up, start backing me up. Like I said, it's very crowded with all the trucks crammed in there. I think, oh, okay, this I do need, right? This is help. Yeah. Backing up, backing up, backing up. Yep, okay, it's like a 17 point turn, backing up, going back and forth, back and forth.

Because the line's been nothing in the Pro-Services Department of Depot. And the guy running the loading dock, either is a special needs hire, or like he doesn't understand, he's doing nothing. I don't know if he thinks his job is to just walk people through the area, but you've got a,

it looks like a Chinese traffic jam with cars pointed the wrong way that he's doing absolutely nothing about. Like how about spreading this? How does McDonald's know how to do this, but Home Depot doesn't? Backing up, guys waving me back. Guy finally says on the right hand side, he side because okay, cut it. I cut it and

Here a sickening crunch. Oh, and I think exact same time wrecked their car and someone else's car. That is a segment. That I did that. I think, no, if I just metal holding, if I don't touch the gear shift, this will, I'll wake up and this will all have been a bad dream that I can wake up from with the radio playing Roxanne as I'm sitting there silently weeping that I know I know very well what has just happened as the realization catches up to me and I see the guy's face in the rear view mirror. Oh, winsing.

Yeah, buddy. Cut it, buddy. What did you mean? What did you mean? What did you mean? What did you mean by this? So I put it in drive. And here it comes, let off the gas one little bit. Whoa.

Oh, no! Get out of the car. They backed me up into someone else's tailgate. Two tailgates touching tips. Oh. backed me up into someone else's tailgate. Two tailgates touching tips of a car that looks like a child has been lighting it on fire with a magnifying glass and throwing it down the biggest jelope on the fucking planet that collided with my brand new tailgate. Of course, no, not that it would matter if the other car was damaged, but there is no damage.

None at all. The guy, I look over at the guy, he's sitting there, sitting there munching on a burrito from craft services at Home Depot. The driver of the other car. The other guy who backed you up. The other guy's car. The other guy's car was standing there, not even paying attention to his own car. Well, I was back to it.

You can see that has a long history of being done to that car. I'm clearly not paying attention to it. It's like, he drove it around for a week and a half while it was on fire apparently. And I said, well, is it okay? What are we doing here?

I don't want to be presumptuous, obviously, and say, sir, this car is a total, I can't even tell that it was wrecked. Right. Right, and he goes, oh yeah, and it's fine. And he's like, slaps it. And I look over at mine, gouged down the back, jagged tailgate stabbed in at the side,

and jinked up like a hair, like a hair lip on the back of the car. It's like a sore in my mouth, but I can't stop, I can't fucking stop looking at the first me awake at night. Sean, I can't enjoy life anymore because I'm just thinking of the gouged outside of the, a tiny one too. I'd be, I would be more satisfied if the entire back of the carge outside of the tinny one too. I'd be, I would be more satisfied

if the entire back of the car had been smashed in because at least I could fix it. Right. Now you've got to drive around with a little scar on it and you know you're not gonna fix it. Oh, and now I know I'm just gonna destroy it. Because now a part of me deep inside just wants to say, I just want to fucking just,

I want to just destroy it and get a new one. Like, what the fuck? So did you get that first noticeable gouge or dent or something? You're like, well, I guess I can't have nice things. Pfff. Yep. Bad backer uppers.

Yeah, keep coming, keep coming, crank. Yeah. Buddy, somebody did that to my dad. My dad had a, had a perfectly restored GT. It was a GT-5. It was a perfectly restored GT. It was a GT five. It was a GT. It was a beautiful car. Beautiful.

I think it was 65. Maybe it was 68 GT. I don't know the year. I don't know GTOs that well, but it had the, yep, it had the, the tri-power setup, I think. Like he had the, he had the one. Yeah. He had it at a, I think he had it at a car show.

Yeah. Somebody backed, somebody backed him up into a pole. Oh, like a bright yellow parking pole. That's just, and then every time you think you have any level of faith in humanity, you just go, you have to realize that the average person is fucking stupid. Yeah.

They're just stupid. It's not like, I'm not even saying it angrily. It's just, it's like, oh no, I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm not, you're stupid. I know that you can't look at a thing and tell me when I'm about to, so my dad made him eat the pole.

He sat there all afternoon and made the guy cut up the pole and saws all the needed one piece by piece. It was pretty funny. Yeah. It's not your fault, you're stupid. You're stupids all the needed by one. He's pretty funny. It's not your fault, you're stupid. You're stupid, it's not your stupid. I'm sorry. It's my fault. It's my fucking fault.

We're not getting out every two minutes and looking at where I'm going. It's my fucking fault for not making the duly guy do it. It's my fucking fault. Well, you know, that's, that's sickening. Oh, yeah, I hate that. And you're like, I'm thinking about it right now. I'm going to do his look at it. I'm thinking about it right now.

Yeah. It's really weird. Because like last night, somebody backed all the Dodgers asses up into Boston's dick. That's interesting. Yeah. Was it Joe Buck? Yeah, probably. I hope it was

Joe Buck that said it's hard to explain. I hope it was too. They reached new, they reached new lows. The sports guys talking and there's really with no change in the cadence of like no delivery at all. Yeah. And that was pretty piss poor. I looked at, I also had a bad week because, you know, I'm a big shot. I'm a big success now. So I finally got a retirement account. Oh good. The ripe old age of 38. What are you up to?

At the ripe old age of, yeah. Not, you know, I was a, I was a, I didn't plan shit for my whole life and live hand to mouth or, I mean, just you, yeah, you don't think about that shit. You got all this shit to do, you're working, right? Yeah, and then I was always so annoyed and so fucking angry when they would talk about retirement on me, like, oh, fuck, shut the fuck up. Stop telling me to plan ahead.

I don't have the resources for this. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck everybody who has their job do this for them. I can't, I don't have that. I know, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't tell you that on the go your own, when they go, you gotta, it's America. Do your own business, go at your own way. Like, yeah, well, there's kind of a lot to keep track

of the little drive you insane. There really is. And that's a big one. A bunch of old people on those retirement commercials enjoying their life like that ain't gonna, every time it comes on, well, I know that's not gonna be me. Right, you know, I'm not planning ahead. You have a company guy tell you here,

just start contributing to a 401k and then it's like, you don't think about it after the stick some in or off. How much do you want to, oh, you work for a big sole destroying company. How much do you want to, oh, you work for a big soul destroy company. How much would you like to put into your retirement? It will match all of it. All?

Yeah, I guess so. All, there you go. That was the extent of your life planning. Not so for everybody else. It's true. But obviously, the show's doing very well. So I just finally, that's the funny way. So I, yeah, finally, yeah, good. So now I got all kinds of opinions about investing.

I'm sure you do. Yeah. Sure you do. Now all that. So I, I woke up in a, like, why is, why is, uh, why is my, why is, why are all the numbers red? Yeah. They're, they're not supposed to be red, right?

That's bad. Cause when since Trump came in, they've all been green. Where are they all red today? And then the next day, and then the next day, what the fuck is going on? I'm bringing in the Fed today as my problem, biggest problem style. Okay.

Yeah, I actually, I did a lot of research, which probably means this will be terrible, because everyone talks about it. It's like a meme. Yeah. Everyone talks about it, and I really a meme. Yeah. Everyone talks about it. And I really didn't know specifically what they do. They set interest rates.

Besides, they set reserve requirements. Besides, decide to crash the economy multiple times. The federal reserve. Yeah. I'm talking about it. And do you know, do you know much about it? What's about the Fed? Yeah, I know a bit.

I mean, they basically, they set reserve requirements for banks, which tells them basically how much money they can lend out, hence affecting interest rates, correct? You know, basically, they tell the government to print money. They can do that then. They can lend to banks for less than what they then tell the banks to lend it to you. Yes. And then when you don't pay it back to the government, to the IRS, they're the little

sister organization, then they take all of you shit. Yeah. That's what the everything I read about the Fed makes me feel like I'm in that office space scene where the guy's going, well, what would you say you do here? Yeah. Go. I tell the government how much money to print and then I tell the banks how much to lend it to you at.

And then I take the money back and give it to the banks and we'll couldn't the government just give the banks the money itself? Why the fuck do you exist? Like there's no, as the more I read about it, the stupider and stupider I felt for thinking this is, this is obviously a total scam and this is destroyed all the wealth of America, right? I don't, you know, I mean, I can't see it any other way. Honestly, like that's where kind of my knowledge ends of that. See, that's what I wanted to fix because I felt the same way. I'm like, well, they just set rates and then, you know,

question mark and then there's just appears. They're supposed to kind of guide the, it's like, so we, you're so so allegedly so we don't have Interest rates so stupid low that that people are fucking yeah getting way and over their head setting up for a huge bubble burst Yeah, you know, it's like when they want a slow Housing prices a little bit they they raised that they raised the reserve requirements hands money being more expensive Right now from the banks hands people not being able to borrow as much, hence restricting.

Right, yeah. That's bullshit. I don't believe that for a second now, that they're doing this to help the economy. Yeah, yeah. No, I think that they're doing it to milk every single scent of wealth out of our blood. Probably now, probably through.

And it's so, it was so annoying to try to research this because every time somebody makes a good point about it, they will immediately then say, and the Fed is the reason that JFK was assassinated. And I think, why was that necessary? Why? You just fumbled at the goal line. You just dodged it up there, buddy.

They tell the government how much money to print, tell the banks how much interest to charge on it. Yeah. And then they collected again, and they're owned by the bank also. The even the name, the Fed, the Fed, the Fed part, Federal Reserve Board.

It's just a lie. It's like calling cigarettes health sticks. Well, this is our, this is our new camel, this is our new camel health pack. Yeah. They're sighing. We don't say that it negatively impacts your health. Okay, that's not government-related at all.

It's just a private organization that does this. The Federal Reserve Board is, but how come that? It's people who own the banks are on, they make all the decisions on the Fed. This is all this is the small stuff And I guess is the head. Yeah, that's the small details that really fuck you Sean It's literally a guy. It's literally me running the entire economy But these guys don't know like green span and Bernanke and then who do we have now? Like I don't know they're a point of yelling. They're a point about yeah

They're appointed by the president. Aren't they? Who gives a shit? Still one person to be a party. Might as well be a fucking homeless, skips a friend, who the fuck cares? It's one guy. What kind of advisors and stuff do they have? I mean, if they're king, if they essentially connect as king,

then that's fucking insane. It's worse that they get to decide, like when they set the rates for investing, they're not setting, I'm trying to explain, they're not setting the rate of return. They're just creating a boom market. Like, the entire, they have destroyed the entire economy by controlling it into a cycle of boom and bust that will never end and always and will, will continually destroy people's lives on every boom and bust cycle.

Like that is true. That is true. I mean, completely arbitrarily. Come to the just like, ah, they wake up, ah Trump's doing pretty good. Ah, fuck everybody. Yeah. Right, sup, right, sup. We have, spending is getting out of control.

Like, this is why I started to feel stupid and stupid because I thought, why the hell do we need, why? Why do we need this at all? Why do we need it? Why do we need this central bank? When was it created? When was it created on December 23rd? This is when it's, this is when the, my fuckery census started. It was passed signed by, I think Woodrow Wilson, December 23rd and 1913. So imagine that two days

before Christmas, when everybody's busy doing other shit, feeling charitable in no, in no mood to drag a bunch of bankers and congressmen out of their homes and murder them in the street. Everybody's feeling nice and charitable and stressed out because of the holiday season. They crammed through the Fed and the IRS at the same time. Wow. In one move, destroyed the entire economy in one move. Wow.

Yeah. I didn't know that either. Very interesting. I didn't know that either. I'm doing a lot of reading today. I did a lot of reading. Because this is, this shit's always fascinating to me. The idea that one little kebal can set when the can tell, can just signal now, okay,

now everybody start investing. Now is the time to invest. And now is the wrong time. And then they get a head start. They, the banks get a head start because they got a bunch of interest free money. Yeah. That they can just loan out. You know what? Does that make sense? It does. Like, how the fuck is, how the fuck is that a good idea? It's because they've, they've always had their own club. They have the elite level. Yeah, but the elite levels of power have always figured out a way to have their, there's a, there's a big wall.

And now and we're not, we're not on the right side of the wall. I really can't take, never been on the right side of the wall. Any other issue seriously when it's not like, like people are, you're worried about your identity getting appropriated or that people are object to your fucking gay marriage. Like you understand that you understand that a banking system exists that drains you of your life and wealth, right? What are you?

What the hell's wrong with you? This is also the only thing that matters. Yeah. That's just my opinion, I guess. An actual economist wrote in by the American dream is just it's so, it doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. The way that it's meant anymore.

There's no more carnigies. There's no more. You can't, this system doesn't let that happen. It's like, it's like you have a party and you're the Fed and you say, okay, everybody in my party, you're only allowed to tell jokes that are less funny than mine when you talk to girls. Yeah. So I'm getting all the girls and you're getting the left, like, party, you're only allowed to tell jokes that are less funny than mine when you talk to girls. Yeah. So I'm getting all the girls and you're getting the le- Yeah.

You're getting the leftovers and then you got to like they, I don't, maybe this is getting too boring and I don't, I don't, I don't, I think it's, yeah, I mean, actual economists here, they restricted the monetary supply and exacerbated the great depression. They also, the banks on the Fed said it's policies and earned dividends from ownership. They earned money from it. Well then, your interest is already compromised. Then you're already compromised. There's already a conflict of interest.

Is there not? Conflicts, I mean, there's no conflict. They want to get some. They want to own all money. But I mean, as far as the conflict being oh, stabilizing the economy act. Yeah, that's bullshit. That's bullshit. Going back to the conflict.

We're removed any conflict. Yeah, we removed all the conflicts. That's a smooth paved road. Who cares what the laws are? If you own all the money, it doesn't matter. Possession being nine tenths of the law. It doesn't talk about matter. You just own all the labor and wealth.

Yeah. You're right. You're printing currency that basically equates to notes of debt instead of notes of wealth because it's just money out of nothing, money out of the ether that then you work for shit and pay for. And then the other hand comes in and takes the shit from you. If you don't have enough of the imaginary money that will go back into the pool when you give it back to them, the system makes no sense at all.

As described, I failed to see one piece of it that makes any sense other than the way where money was actually worth something, was causing a lot of problems. So we just took all the value and now we make it up on the fly. Oh, God. They loan money printed out of thin air to bank so they can use the money before the effects of inflation kick in and devalues everyone else's money It's a subtle form of theft but not more egregious than taxation. It totally is wow And libertarians are a fucking stupid if they're talking about any if like

The we watch the libertarian debate on here. You remember the guy talking about how he didn't want the government telling him how hot He could make his toaster. Yeah like that. He needed to toaster license. Like, yeah, yeah, this is this is the only issue. Yeah, you're, yeah, that's a you're using your autism for for stupidity rather than brilliance. The number of completely unconstitutional to, by the way, the number of US presidents who outwardly reject the idea of a controlled bank, of a nationalized, of one national bank, is so numerous that it's overwhelming and also further enraging that kids are learning anything but this in school. Like we learn all the wrong stuff.

We really do. How could this for today's society? Why do we, why does history class start in a fucking Stone Age? Why doesn't it start yesterday and go backwards? Because that Stone Age shit is never gonna matter. No one, no one cares. Babylon means absolutely nothing now. And this shit you don't get to, this shit you don't even get to in college. I know. What is the

point? You know, Dick, it's hard to describe what it feels like to see this. I kept reading I kept reading and I kept it in the's amazing. That's amazing that presidents are like, this is fucked. Jefferson, Jackson. Oh yeah, well that was the, what's that reason to mean? I'm one. But there was a big,

with Hamilton being on the other side, right? Yeah. Well, we need a centralized bank, otherwise, you know, there could be problems. Yeah. What? Problems like for us. Yeah. Problems for me. Yeah, what? Problems like for us. Yeah, probably not problems for me. Yeah, not problems for me and Sean over here Yeah, problems for problems for who exactly?

Who's gonna have a problem? Wow It's crazy. That's a that's a that's a rage. Oh, yeah, that's a rage. Now I can't stop reading about it No, I know I'm trying to find one single thing that makes sense about it. Yeah. Are you telling me you've let a bunch, you let an oligarchy of banks compete with our money against the rest of the world?

Yeah. Because I'm not making global investments, they fucking are. Since the American dollar power is the cornerstone of the economy of the entire world, doesn't it kind of matter that they can control the entire value of the economy of the entire world, doesn't it kind of matter that they can control the entire value of it whenever they want?

Sure, so you see a fucking problem with that? Yeah, yeah. It's amazing because subjects like the Fed, they seem like such an overwhelming subject to tackle that like it's like I haven't researched deeply into it like that because you just go, there's just too much. People spend, you know, people spend lifetimes learning this kind of shit, or at least

they're the first half of their lives. And you also can't get two articles in before you start seeing Jewish stuff. Like, okay. Oh, you mean is this really relevant? Did I need to read this? Did I need to read this part of it? The best. The best. of it? The best of it. The best of it.

The best of it. The best of it. The best of it. Yeah, thank you. I would rather not read the soap opera, the headcanon that you have prepared. I don't care if it's true. Just the facts, ma'am. Oh, man.

I'm very angry about it. Yeah. I think we should be. I really. Sure sounds like we should be. We should be. angry about it. Yeah. I think we should be. I really, sure sounds like we should be. We should be. We should be. God damn it. I do think we should put everything else on pause

and go wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Where's the money going? We've just been distracted with other things for so long. It's kind of what they, kind of what happens. You know what I really thought while I was looking at this stuff? I do hope that a sky net takes over humanity and runs this thing because I know that people can't understand this fed shit.

I could explain it until I'm dead and you're gonna get people going. Do we have an icon? Like I would love for somebody like an expert on this subject to call and I just think I would be fascinating. Uh, we need we need the computers to rise up and take over what I'm saying. I guess. Because they understand it. Where we've passed the point where we end this, this shit is in incomprehensible.

The amount of jibbery, jue and gobblety, goop that I've waited through looking through it. They probably intentionally. Yeah, incredibly difficult to understand. I'm gonna play a song here, and then we'll get Dr. Nurson. I wanna talk to her. Uh-huh. Sure.

I've ranted about monetary supply enough. Well, the reason this came up too is I've been on the kill stream all week. No. No, that I've been guest co-hosting the kill stream, the Ralph Rattort kill stream. I know about that. No. guest co-hosting the kill stream, the Ralph or Tort kill stream. I know about that. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So I was drunk watching the World Series and I offered to co-host it for a week.

I thought that'd be fun. It's like, honestly, it's kind of like a dream fantasy scenario for me, because I love late night shows so much. Oh, I know. And that would be... Always dreamed of hosting a radio show like Tom Likus, and I would pretend to do it on my car while he was driving around. Yeah.

Yeah. Embracing to admit, but sometimes I would even to do it in my car while it's driving around. Yeah. You know, yeah, you know, embarrassing to admit, but that's like sometimes I would turn, even turn like us down just so I could hear myself talk about what he was talking about. Hosting it is like a real, it feels like a real, it's probably stupid to a lot of people, but it feels like an actual legit entertainment crossover. That's cool. And it's fun as hell. Richard Spencer was on the first episode.

Do you know who he is? Yeah. He wants like an F. He really likes white people. Yeah, everyone hates that. Yeah, yeah. He was on there the first episode because his wife is divorcing him

and she said he kicked her around and you know, punched her around. Yeah, she's accusing him of the stuff that I promise, 99% of guys have done and probably had to do because a chick was, like, look, here's a hard fact about life. Chicks will melt down and start swinging or hurting themselves in a huge, in throwing huge tantrums. This is a, this is, I've seen it numerous times.

We've all, we've all been in this relationship where chicks, where chicks going nuts, and they're going full out because they have greened. Full out license to fucking whale on the guy because or themselves or anything. Oh, yeah. Anything because they have, they've grown up with no physicality at all.

Yeah, you know, yeah. I don't even think I don't even see this as a problem necessarily to say that you as a man will get into relationship where a chick eventually loses her fucking mind and starts throwing limbs. Like it's I would say it's a may happen along enough timeline. I would say it's a guarantee. Now, even if it's not she's beating you She's just going fucking crazy and you got to get involved Calm her down grab a wrist grab her. What the fuck you do stop. Just stop. Stop freaking out. We've all been there I think I've been there a lot of guys have been there. Yeah, I've I've seen it

I've seen it a number of times. Yeah, but that's what I think is happening with the Richard Spencer divorce, where a woman will retell that story and what he's supposed to say. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's technically true. Yeah, I don't know. I know I'll get in trouble for defending Richard Spencer because everybody hates him. Yeah, read it, read it, fucking hates him, I know I'll get in trouble for defending Richard Spencer, because everybody hates him. Yeah.

You read it, fucking hates him. I know that. A ton of people in the internet. I know nothing about the allegations or whatever. Well, Sean, he wants a white ethno state. Oh, no, I mean about the domestic violence thing or whatever.

And you know, stuff, he's, woman he's been married to forever saying that this cycle of abuse has lasted forever. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's all there. Yeah. Anyway, hosting the kill stream has been a lot of fun. Cool. The reason this fed thing came up is because everybody was freaking out about those pipe bombs that got sent around.

Yeah. Calling it a hoax. Did you see any of that? Yeah. I'm going to talk about it later on a play song first. that got sent around. Yeah, calling it a hoax. Did you see any of that? Uh, yeah. I'm gonna be able to talk about it later on a play song first. All right.

And then I wanna get Dr. Nerson here. This is Dr. Nerson here. This is Dr. Nerson here. By the Hardman Working Hard, you can see them at hreon.com slash hmwh. Did I get that right? Hard hmwh, Hard Man working hard. These are the geniuses behind the Dixho album,

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He's got a trailer, fucking wife And left him on the head while he'll just Reel up, reel up his wife Ha ha ha ha ha Well done! Yo Well done! Oh, yeah, this is so good. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

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Is it? No, he's too... Yeah, you're right. I don't know. I think you're right. I think you're right. Speaking of... Speaking of George, let's get Dr. Nurson here.

Super mute. Speaking of George. Dr. Nurson, are you there? Yes, hello. Can you hear me, okay. Hi. Oh my god You sound a lot sexier than I thought you would Hello, huh How are you? Thank you for calling in and fabulous. Thank you for having me

We enjoyed your we enjoyed your leaks very much I'm sure you did I know I saw I enjoyed your bonus episode. It was it was a Oh God. Yeah, it it was good. When I when I first when I first saw it I had like a pit in my stomach before I was about to watch it. You know, like, oh God, what did I do? And that's the correct reaction with anything. Anything anybody does appears on this show. That is the correct reaction. Yeah, and so I had actually signed up for the $20 thing

so I can stream it live. So I could come home from work and watch it. So I came home from work. I wanted to take two showers, but I didn't, because I had to listen to this thing. Yeah. So I'm sitting down, I'm like, okay, I'm watching it. And it's, you guys were good.

It was fine. You know, and my impression of you didn't sound anything, it doesn't sound anything like you either. The way I was reading the love house. As it turns out, it turns out, well, I was way off. Okay. Yeah. It was, you know, it was, you know, you guys said good. I'm, I'm, I'm thank you for organizing them. Yeah. Because I know it was, when I dumped all those, it was sporadic. Yes, it was. The night. It was very sporadic. That was, we've got a lot of top

autists working around the clock on the show. One of them actuallyadic. That was, we've got a lot of top artists working around the clock on the show. One of them actually did it for me. I'm glad. Thank you. It gots work, I guess. I've got so many questions for you. But people, you're a very captivating figure

among the audience here, polarizing as well. Very controversial. Polarizing, yes, yes, I know. I think the thing everybody wants to know is what made you decide to do this? You've obviously talked to Maddox for a long time in intimate capacity. Yeah, I did. Okay, well, do you want me to start from the beginning? Like, how do I know I can do?

Let's start at the end and work backwards. That's my favorite way to do a new history okay well after he started becoming it is I've read about two months about right around July yeah the possibility of me being logistically closer to him intensified his contacts with me. He started to the texting and I have text messages on my cell phone that I did not leak because I was advised by attorneys don't do. But what is there a reason why they told you not to leak them? Like, is it kind of like a recording and FCC type.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is it. That fucking California and the one party shit, you can't secretly record anybody. Which Maddox has done and threatened people with. They said that Twitter stuff was fine because it was over a social network. So all of those leaks were from the Twitter DMs. And so he would, you know, like, like, people would, you know, he would text me. He was like,

and it's around July. Yeah. Like, uh, middle July. He's like texting me and like, and I'd be out with friends and they're like, who's texting you like this and like text you with increasing frequency to for what reason how stressed out he was that was it he was he was stressed out he was worried he was worried about money money was a big thing really He was worried about the sanctions that could be pending. And he was very concerned about his financial resources and how concerned. Like he's out of money. What? How concerned is he about financial resources? Very, very. Okay, yeah, I'm sure he's broke his buck, you know that. Yeah, I do. I mean, come on. And so how does he pay rent?

Yeah, so you know, so a bunch of people, and it'll make me some money. Yeah, he's a money guy. Yeah, just be the fed, Prince of Money, no problem. Yeah, well, and so, and that was, you know, kind of, it hit it like the point of just like, it's like, almost like an obsessive boyfriend and I never want, I never, it never was that way. I'm not attracted to him. You know, we, our friendship started over just like, it was, you know, very innocent,

very, you know, making friends on Twitter type of thing. And, and has he seen pictures of you? Absolutely. Yeah, I sent him pictures. Pictures of me in a bathing suit. Yeah, I have photos like that. What do you look like in a bathing suit? Sean wants to know. He's looking at me like he wants to know. Well, I worked with a photographer who does recreations of like kind of like a, what do you, like a burlest vintage style? Or like pinup girls, like pinup girls. Exactly. Yeah, really?

What does your body look like? Oh, well, it's a good question. Healthy, I work out. I'm properly proportioned. I don't have superboot big boobs or normal. They're in line with my hips, like the way they're supposed to be. Everything's where it's supposed to be. Right, Ray Sean. Everything's the right ratio. The right be. You know, everything's where it's supposed to be. Right, Ray Sean.

Everything's the right ratio. The right ratio, I'm five feet tall. I'm very small, I'm sure. I'm pretty people when they first meet me all the time. The first thing they say is, oh, you're so tiny. Oh, you're so small. So, you know, that I get that all the time. So, so Maddie Stottie struck gold with you talking about the

lawsuit. Yeah, I sent him pictures of myself at work as well. Okay. You know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, because I, you know, because I don't have a lot of body shots on my social media. So, yeah, man, you know, you're classy. You know, so I had me with glasses too, you know, because sometimes I wear glasses. Oh. And so yeah, yeah. I like that glasses look.

You like the glasses? I like the glasses look. Yeah, I make my girlfriend wear glasses all the time. Fish and big ones. Welder's goggles. Yeah, Welder's goggles. He's in a Welder's goggles. Like the big ones at the end of Casino.

Or the T deniro wears. I love that. That gets me going like nothing else. So so Maddox is obsessively texting you. This is around July. So this is right when he lost the lawsuit, right? Well, when he lost the lawsuit, oh, are you vague? That's another thing.

That's when he he lost see there is like a whole circle. Was he stunned? Yeah. A fuckery. Okay. Well, here's what happened is he. Is it like a whole circle? Was he stunned? A fuckery. OK, well, here's what happened. Is he texted me? And I had, prior to, I see, I had read the lawsuit.

And I didn't realize that it was going to be adjudicated on as soon as it was. And I was telling him, trying to get him in touch with an attorney that I'm friends with, personal friends that I grew up with, he specializes in internet law. He's a bulldog, you know, like he's a big firm guy. Like he's good. Like he, he'll do you right, you know, doing you right would be not suing a bunch of people for retarded reasons. And I also have a personal friend who was in my home, who spoke on the phone with Maddox and myself

with an attorney who gave him good legal advice. What was the advice? Can I ask that? Was the advice not... It was a hot spot. It was a hot spot. And I was in the other room trying, I was in the kitchen doing something and my other friend was in the other room.

They were doing something so I was like kind of like, I was, I was thinking that much attention but he, because my friend had actually written notes. He was like so serious. He was like, you know, like, I'm a little bored. What happened when he, what happened when the verdict was in and All was lost and our side. I mean, I was in the middle of the desert in the Middle East on a couple hits of assets. That's lovely. That was a great trip. It was a great trip. What was the opposite of that on Maddox's side? What did you hear about when he lost?

Well, you know, at that point, we weren't that, it wasn't like the level of friendship that it escalated to. So he wasn't as emotionally open to me. So it was much more like business like, you know, because that's where it always like, he kind of came to me for advice. And my friend told them, you know, told him to kind of give it up. I think that was the thing that like Maddox, like, you know, I don't think this like, you know, you know, sewing in New York is kind of stupid and like, and my friend who was an attorney said that, you know, on the legal blogs,

you know, they're talking about this and it's not being well received in the legal community. He was like, you know, like really serious about it. And he actually wrote down notes. And I'm like, well, I'm in a, you know, Maddox and I had set up a time where we were going to talk on the phone for the first time. And my friend was like, he's like, oh yeah, I'm like, well, you wanna talk to the lawyer and like, I've got the shit to do. You wanna, here you go.

And so, and then I came back and I talked to him for a minute and he had some idea, I'll tell you the bullshit idea. Yeah, he was gonna make a video. Okay. That was his idea. Oh, he was gonna make a video. Okay. That was his idea. Oh, he was gonna make it. Maddox was gonna make a video for... He was gonna make a video for a judge.

This is what he pitched to me. Okay. He was gonna make a video and explain things to the judge. Yeah. I told him that that might not be a good idea. Okay, because that could put you in further legal. Wait, he was gonna explain things to the internet or to the judge. To everyone. Oh god, that would have been great. They just need to hear it. They just need to hear it. In my words, right? The last video will get it worked worked so well the last video is so bad

It made me half a million dollars. This is gonna be the one that this will be the one that this will be the one that turns it around I gotta pull this machine lever one more time Yeah, that first video was crap and I was like I was the target demographic for that video and and and I even thought it was crap Yeah, I'm like there's something else. You know, like this is, you know, he's sitting there like, and he thought that he was just gonna do that again. You know, and I'm like, and I was just so, you know, if you do that, they can use it as evidence

and court against you. Yeah, I think you should do it. You should say something about it, right? I'm not a lawyer, you know. I just put you should do it. You should, you should say something about it. Right. I'm not a lawyer, you know, I just put you on the phone with a really, my friend is a lawyer, went to Berkeley, like he's, he's, this is in his type of law, but in my other friend, I have two lawyers. Yeah. I referred him to another lawyer in San Francisco, who is, who is a, he's on the bar for the Supreme Court. Like, yeah, but this is, who is, he's on the bar for the Supreme Court. Like, yeah, but this is, I mean, there's no amount of goodness of lawyer will make up for

the fact that he's suing for people making fun of him. Like that's, yeah, you know what I mean? I read, when I read that pleading, it was like, oh my God, you know, like I had to get a hold of him right away. You need to talk to me about this. I can help you, because that's how, going back to how it started. I think he just wasn't getting laid,

that so his mind was all crammed up, blocked up with calm, and he hadn't get laid. Do you know, what was the deal with him and mental Jess? What was their relationship like? Honestly, I didn't talk, we didn't talk about that very much at all. What about that him trying to cheat on her thing? Did you hear about the edit all?

Well, um, um, um, I'm about, I'll tell you someone, someone else's story. Okay. And because it's fuck her. She, you know what, fuck her. Uh, you know cat girl? Yes. Remember cat girl? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, so cat girl. She goes from saying that I was her girl crush because I had become friends with her and oh, you're my girl crush, you know, because we have the same kind of sense of humor. We were talking to each other and whatever. I think all girls have the same sense of humor. Absolutely none. Well, I'm gonna be alright. So, and so, so two days later, after that whole thing kicked off when I got pissed off at Maddox for just, I had enough bullshit. You know, that's exactly what it's like.

What did he do that ended up pissing you off so bad that you blocked it? What what happened? What did he say? What was the build up to that? man okay so it was like several weeks of deception you know that Cam girl thing yeah yeah the Cam girl you the girl, her name starts with L. Yeah, Linda, Linda or something. Yeah, yeah, and I asked him about that. And I know he told me lies.

And I also, and just his general attitude, like, I know the leaks I gave you. Yeah. That's a sample of probably several conversations that just was like wash rinse repeat. Where he was like, I'm not trying to tell you to feel this way, but he was becoming possessive of me. Right. Yeah. We saw that. And I think he thought that like we were going to like be together or something eventually.

Yeah. I know. Oh, my goodness. I'll tell you this. He's so ugly, right? eventually. I Like He's so ugly right you would not you wouldn't date someone like Maddox right never Never cuz you I mean what do you how do you feel when you think about being intimate with someone like who looks like Maddox? No He's the human no no not even a bag. I don't know not even a Bones alone just know that voice repotting the voice

Get get the fuck out of my house. He's a personification of Ipa cacks are up. Yeah discussing Yeah, and he just you know what happened was is that he and and this is somewhere But the last straw for me that broke the camel's back was, I knew that the legal sanctions for asterious coconose, that old thing, was right, like, within a couple days. And I asked him straight up, because he had been honest with me before, are you going to do anything? And he said, oh no, I'm not going to do anything. And then I had heard from some other people that, oh, he put a continuance on it and he's retained another lawyer. And I'm like, that motherfucker. I'm like, he lied to me. Oh, right. And that was it.

That was it. I was done. And then you couldn't take it anymore because he lied about it. I was checked out. You know, I checked out. I was just like, this guy is no good. He's, you know, we're going to be, we're going to be living like very close. He probably knows where I live.

That's the thing. When I was shopping for a place to live, like I only want to get into that. He likes to keep tabs on people. I'll tell you that. Well, what happened with Cat Girl? Is that the girl that he got caught in a shoot? Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

That was tangent. Okay. Cat Girl, Metal just harassed the shit out of Cat Girl. Oh, really? And apparently like really bad. Like was sending her like text messages and making fun of her for being a rockabilly. And just like really.

What kind of text messages was she sending her? It's like crazy. Like she, she never really, she don't wanna talk about it too much. Okay. But she, like I saw one where she was saying something about her makeup and how good girls talk like that to each other.

It's like petty girl stuff like all your makeup and your hair and that's what women do to each other. They pick each other apart that way. It was nothing of substance. So how did he get caught? How did Maddox get caught trying to cheat on just to... I have no idea. Oh, you know, but that was the girl?

I have no idea. That's something that I never really asked him about. You know, I figured if you wanted to tell me you would, you know, I'm not an interrogator. Yeah. You know, I'm kind of like, you know, if you want to tell me the story, you know, I, um, no, not not that much stuff about Metal Jess, not really. Okay. Can you tell us what spreading hips is? Do you know what he meant by that? Um, well, one thing about Metal Jess, he there was there was one thing where he was telling me he was fighting with her. Like a month or so after they broke up, they were still fighting.

Yeah, he likes to do that about what I don't know. I didn't ask. I didn't care. I'm probably her living life, fighting with your ex. And I told him I told him I'm friends with all my exes and like, he couldn't believe that. And I'm like, I'm flippin' him. What about, let me see here, what about,

did he ever tell you that he didn't run ads on his website? That was something. No, not really. No, and no dick pics. I remember you saying on Twitter, he never said you only take pics. No, dick pics. So you want to talk about the sexting?

What about that credit card thing that you were talking about? The credit card scheme. Yeah. What's going on there? Well, okay. Well, the Cam girls. Yeah, yeah, the Cam girls. Yeah. What's going on there? Well, okay. Well, the Cam girls. Yeah, the Cam girls. Okay. Well, there's this whole thing that it's kind of like a vice economy

and it's actually pretty interesting. It's an underground way for people that are involved in illegal activity or don't want to pay taxes to basically gift each other money. And it's not always with credit cards. And because if you gift someone money, you don't have to pay taxes on it. Did that fucking say that he was doing that shit? Trading credit card money with each other with the little platinum book guys. So Maddox is trading credit card debt with camhors.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think so. little platinum book guys. So Maddox is trading credit card debt with camhors. Yeah. I think so. I know. I'm not the credit card companies are going to fucking love that. With no intention of paying them back. So they both keep the money. Stuff like something like that. I mean, you know that with the one cam girl, she blocked all of your followers, all of my followers. That's 10,000 people. And there's no bot that blocks people on Twitter. You have to go in there and block them yourself. No, there is a list that you can subscribe to

that'll automatically block like me. Like everybody who likes me, there's the tab against us a lot. So do you know anything about, do you know anything about Manics's reaction to the sanctions or why he went after a stereo? It's like did he ever say that he was going to cost a stereo? Because I told him that he knew how I felt about that. My opinion about that was that leave the guy. Yeah. Just just don't do it. Just just thing was a shit show, but as

stereos, he's like a minor player. If you ever saw Nick's video, you know, how where he goes through and redacts everything with that doesn't include a stereo, and there's like six lines of stuff that's in the lawsuit. Right. I mean, and the thing is, is that, like, a stereo has a legit case on Maddox. He does. I mean, yeah. I think so too.

I mean, my lawyer, friends concur, too. We talk about this. I think I have an idea to fund Ashtariya's. I want to see how sanctions work out. Yeah, because remember when we talked about it first, it was very uncomfortable. Ashtariya was called in, I was busting his balls on it.

Because I thought that the whole counter suit thing was very premature. Like sanctions is an egg. Let's see, you can't plan that many steps in advance when you've got something of that size. Yeah, you know, it's a single and starting to plan for your kids college front like you can't It's not a real thing It's the people you could sit up a 529 account

Did you have any questions Sean for Dr. Nersent? I really would like to know more about the financial situation in the settlement Yeah, yeah, yeah I really would like to know more about the financial situation in the settlement. Yeah. Yeah. I want to know what the most embarrassing thing had to send the sex, too. That's pretty funny. Okay. Well, here's the deal. The sex thing happened when I was convinced, Maddox was going to kill him. Really?

You're going to kill him, right? I'm going to kill him, right? I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. My professional opinion, everything about everything and based on what he was texting to me. What kind of stuff is he texting to you? I'm tired.

I'm distressed. I'm stressed. I can't take this anymore. Just like very like small like just over and over again. Like I'm on my phone, you know, like all the time and I'm like, I don't know what to do. When was that and what we were doing around that time so we can do more of it, Sean? Well, and one question, did he ever, did he ever admit to any kind of wrongdoing on

his part or wrong thinking like, what, did he feel like he was culpable for anything? Was he like, I wish I hadn't done this or I wish I, no, no, never, never, never, never. That's what I expected. That's what I expected, but good, good, good. George, air quotes, Maddox, whatever. Yeah, he, no. He's a complete victim, right?

Yeah, yeah, he is. Oh, he's always the victim. Oh, yeah, when you hijacked his feet, oh, he's you know, I don't think I can on scramble. I don't think I can on scramble. Oh, I'll do it. Get the on scramble. It's between like 9 a.m. and 4 p.m. where there was like a blank space. Well, in between that, I was, I was at my job and I came back to my locker and there's like all these, I don't keep Twitter, I don't keep apps on my cell phone. So I just have to, what the hell, what the hell, what's going on, you know, and I get home and I'm just like, you know, I didn't really understand

what happened. So I was kind of like, oh man, that sucks, you know, but I was Yeah What else what else was he saying that made you think he was gonna kill himself? Well, just he was I mean he was It's sad. He was he was you know just Running out of options. Yeah, you know, he was I mean he was showing signs of Just retardation kind of like dark like I'm in a dark It's hard to explain. I don't know if you've ever had anyone that's been like that been around anyone who's been like that the entire time

I've known him Fakes it for attention though You know, well, yeah, it's in and it sends me these things. And I know what a 5150 is. Yes, yeah. It's a psychiatric hold. Yep. I did the ground work from Northern California to call around because I know he doesn't have health insurance and if I was going to 50

150 and I wanted him admitted to a decent facility because I know he doesn't have health insurance and they were going to take him to a crap place and I didn't want that. And you were going to like submit text evidence to them that he should be in a psychiatric evaluation hospital. I like my my professional opinions enough. Yeah, and tech evidence. Absolutely. You know, it's enough. And that was before interesting. All the police on you, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before. Oh, yeah, way before. And and that's when I he's when he's like, I'm not sure, Shital. You know, and I'm like, because I told him I said, look, I can't a bear in steam bear. Oh, I can get some guys to come in, they can take you in and they'll take you to

when they're placed. You sound like you can get some guys to come. Do I? Yeah. Sorry, I interrupted you with my crass humor. No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. And he, no, it's just really hard to deal with. And so I was like, it is the honey pot, you know?

I wanted to distract him because I didn't want him to kill himself. That was when the sexing started, okay? I imagine someone taking, imagine that level of pity and failure, Sean, that a woman is having virtual cyber sex with you because she thinks that you're gonna, for the reason

that she thinks if she doesn't, you might kill herself. Well, it could kill herself. What happens? They're gonna go to his cell phone and they're gonna say who's the last person he talked to. Oh, yeah.

Who's this woman? Guess who loses her license. Oh. You know? Yes. Yeah, I can get, I can't fuck by this, you know? So, I mean, I don't know how fuck by this, you know, so I mean, I mean, I don't know how

fuck I could get, but it's something I think about every day when I do stuff. So, um, well, I don't I don't know if I have any more questions. I wish you knew more about the relationship with mental jazz and. I just do. Yeah, and Nick Rikita too, you know, him and I were talking on behind the scenes before, like long, you guys had said that we were out in the open. No, we had a, we had a pact. Nick is great.

Nick is wonderful. Secret arrangement. Well, because there was that bitch. She's married though. Don't send to many of those bikinis. Don't send to many of those booze wands. No, absolutely not. No, no. All right. Sean, you got any questions for Dr. Miss? No, I think you see if the chauver is very well covered it pretty well. Yeah, you think?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, the thing about the sexting too is that I don't sex. Okay. And what you did not see was there was a couple pages that I wrote. I basically described a porno that I had watched. Okay. I did not. I did not. Wait a minute. That was your sex thing with Maddox.

You're just describing a porno that you watched. Yes. That's so funny. Can you send that? Yeah. That's hilarious And it's like a really like kind of like a rough thing and so that's I don't you know And that's what he's jerking off to a text deck description of the chairs

I take that back don't have sex and chairs it worked once with one partner with a certain type of chair But otherwise, no that that was a bad line on me. That was, don't do that. People would be over here. Do you know how Maddox met Landau? I really want to know which one of them found the other, because I think Landau had her dates on stupid Hollywood people. You know, you never heard anything about Landau.

I told him about that too, actually. Yeah. He never talked about Landau with you? No, no. Well, he just told me that I told him about that too actually. Yeah. He never talked about land out with you? No, no. Well, he just told me that I asked him about his legal strategy and he said, well, my lawyers are on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just put it in their hands and they're on it.

You know, because I was really trying to help him out, man. I was trying to help him out. That, you know, a lot. You got what you deserve then, trying to help, trying to help Maddix. Everyone tries to help him out. But, you know, a lot. You got what you deserved then, trying to help, trying to help Maddox. Everyone tries to help him, gets punished for it. And I got redemption because I was mad at myself for so long because I wasted,

I wasted almost six months talking to this motherfucker. And you talked him for six months and he didn't mention it. Anything about Jess or the cheating. There were periods that we didn't talk. I mean, we would occasionally, it was very transactional for a long time. We didn't talk regularly for a month at a time. He would send me messages about people are that girl that wrote the article to help to talk to her about people harassing her.

You know, like he wanted me or he wanted me to talk to Catherine because people who are harassing her or like he wanted me, he wanted me to help report some people on Twitter or like just dumb shit like that. Do you know about him? He roaps, he roaps people into doing his bidding over and over. Did you contact him or did he contact you first? Who contacted him? He contacted me first actually.

On like Facebook or something, trying to hit on you. No, and I don't keep my Facebook page up anymore. It's a long story, different story. But the Twitter, you know, I was talking, some people were trolling him. And I was arguing with them. And I'm used to having debates on Twitter, you know, to debate anyone. And so he apologized. And I said, it's cool, man, you know, this is what I do. I come on Twitter. I already

Well, I'm passive aggressive, you know, it's my hobby, you know, and so and so he had to apologize You know, I'm like, it's okay, man You know, and then I reached and then he something about like he's thinking was like, well, how much do you know about this and? And then and he started yeah, he started talking. He really started, you know, he was chatty in the beginning and chatty at the end. And then there was a big break where there was mostly just transactional, you know, every now and then like, you know,

I have 2000 something followers that I interact with all that, you know, that's as many lines of code that Max has ever written. Well, thanks for calling in Dr. Nersen's been a pleasure talking to you. If anything, jogs your memory. If you remember any kind of any, if a, a dick pick suddenly appears in your inbox or something, or if you want to share your bourgeois pictures with the audience, of course, we'd welcome that. If you want to, if you have anything to say to Sean, of course,

you sounded a little nervous talking to him in the beginning. It sounds like he warmed up. I can't, I can't, I'm sorry. He's wearing a lovely black V-neck today. That's all the way. I think it's new. I think he's got a new one in the rotation and he's wearing that one.

So he looks extra sharp. No, this is not new. What are you gonna be for Halloween, Sean? Like a fireman, a sexy fireman or something like that? Yeah. That's like the sea doctor, Nairs. A sexy doctor, a sexy doctor. I'm not a Halloween person. Me neither dick. So you guys are perfect for me. I said, I said at my house and I hand out candy. Kids in Tallinn, I get that cute. That's funny. Sean sits at his house and puts a laser blades in candy.

Oh, you guys gonna have a hobby to do? I don't answer the door. Shared a hobby. Yeah, no, I just give him candy and talk to them and stuff. Okay. Does anything make you a rage? I always ask that. Oh, yeah, yeah.

What makes you a rage? Well, first that. Yeah, yeah. What makes you a rage? Well, first of all, Reddit and fuck you all. And second. It's a popularity shot through the roof, huh, Reddit? It doesn't. I think especially like there's one guy up in Canada. Who? Is he?

Yeah. I mean, I'm gonna pick your ass motherfucker. No, it's not. I'm just kidding. He's been just terrible on Twitter lately. He's wrong about everything He's wrong about everything he said he doesn't know anything about medicine. He was an EMT. What is he know Those guys just drive ambulance is recklessly around the city for fun. They kill more people than they help No, no here not to it. It's an easy one He did not know the difference between an IV and a subcutaneous fluid. Okay, these are two very different things.

Okay, IV fluid, you know that is he was, I knew that is he was lying. Check that, is he? The subcutaneous fluids, you put it underneath the skin. Okay, and what confused them is that, and he kept saying IV goes into the skin. Okay. And what confused them is that and he kept saying I think he was talking about IV and I was not talking about IV. I was talking about subcues and he was, because I said, I said, a vinyl line and I said, yeah, we use a vinyl line to put the subcues in, you know, dumbass. All right. All right, Dr. Niers. Thank you. Thank you for calling it. You've called in again if you've got something spicy for us. I have a feeling that you will. My life is spicy. Yeah. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good afternoon. Good afternoon.

Oh, yeah. The Dodgers. I don't want them to win. They're not going to. Don't worry. I don't. I'm from San Francisco and I like the Giants. Well, you're supposed to like the Giants. That's what's no, the Dodgers will never, will never win. They will never, never disappoint you in that regard. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Have a good, have a good one. Have a good one. Have a good rest of your shows. Nice to finally talk to you. Oh, wow. What a wonderful girl. Yeah. Sean, she sounds, she belongs in LA. If I can be honest, wow. What a wonderful girl. Yeah.

Sean, she sounds, she belongs in LA. If I can be honest. Sure. Sounds like, she sounds like many Angelinos that I've met. All right. Not a lot of, not a lot of gossip, I guess. Well, a little bit, a little bit. Um, let me see what else.

Well, you know, good to get it straight from the source. It is good to get it straight from the source. It is good to get it straight from the source. It's, we now have to go reread all of our tweets, knowing our voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to be strange. Um, we've got some comments here. Hey, Dick, I'm a huge fan of the show. Friend of mine told me about a couple of months ago and I've been hooked.

After listening about the show, about the guy who went to brainwashing school or whatever, I'm from Canada. I used to work at the largest private treatment center for aggressive and developmentally challenged kids. Kids who were too mentally unstable for regular youth detention. These kids had done some of the most awful things You could think of to get in this place and I saw some fucked up shit while I was working there I've been stabbed spit on pissed on kicked in the head. My mom used to work at one of these places. She said the same thing. Wow. Guy threw a miss Pac-Man cocktail table at her once. My mother. I'm about to...

Guy threw a horse at her. She's working in an insane asylum, guy. One of the craziest. One of the craziest, just threw a horse right at her. That's what she tells it anyway. The manipulation, the disgusting remarks and the physical restraints, sometimes definitely, oh, oh, sorry, the list goes on.

I absolutely saw a mistreatment from my coworkers and fellow staff, the manipulation, the disgusting remarks and the physical restraints, sometimes definitely not called for. I had to leave the job because the risk and stress was not worth the shit money they were paying. The stories I could tell you about this place would freak you out. One time I got stabbed in the shoulder by a kid

when I was entering his room and then he swung a belt at me and nearly knocked me out cold. The brainwashing place just reminded me of the shit show I used to work in. Anyway, if you read this on air, please don't use my name. Call me Stevie Leach. Shaw, thanks, Stevie. Hey, Dick, just listening to bonus episode 30.

I heard you talking about Maddox might have narcissistic personality disorder. I'm a psych science student with some insight. I think a diagnosis of NPD that I think a diagnosis of NPD that it is correct. However, it's fairly rare in the population. However, it could stem from his shitty childhood and being unable to form a secure attachment to his parents, which we know from his family problem and being unable to form a secure attachment to his parents, which we know from his family problem,

from the biggest problem, that he does not relate well to his parents. His dad's a lot older than... Oh, he has dad's like almost 90 years old, he's still, yeah, he's... That's part of it. Yeah. His mom sounds like a huge cunt every time he talks.

I've heard her scream on the phone too terrible. I've seen video Maddox took of his mom screaming on Westwood Boulevard because he wouldn't give her cash. So she got out of the car and started screaming until he got out of video cameras and recording so she'd get back in the car. Yeah, very well. Well, I know they do think that if your parents are the first ones you're supposed to form some kind of attachment with,

with other people, they realize that there are other people and stuff. There are three streams of insecure attachment. The three insecure patterns are avoidant, ambivalent, and disorganized. An avoidant pattern is characterized by having a dismissive attitude. This person shuns intimacy and has many difficulties reaching for others in times of need. That sounds like you, Sean. Oh, for sure.

This is why all of his adult relationships fall apart. Those with an ambivalent pattern are often anxious and preoccupied. These people may be viewed as clingy or needy. Huh. Sounds like every woman I've ever met. Often requiring much validation and reassurance. Now I know what is.

And they can't park for shit. I had to go. And they go to TAR, they spend way too much time and money at TAR. 80's girl comes in from Target a couple weeks ago with I'm not shitting you an entire bag of shoes. Yeah, I said what is, because oh, the shoes were on sale,

couldn't pass up the deal. You had to buy an entire bag of shoes, not one. Well, they used to sell shoes in a box. You get one pair in a box, you got a, are you like shoe Santa? Coming home with a satchel of shoes there? Were they running out of shoes? Maybe she brought a home to beat you with. Four,

four, five pairs of shoes at once. The disorganized pattern is often the product of trauma or extreme inconsistency in one's childhood and is characterized by the vacillation between an avoidant and ambivalent state. This could play a large role in his current inability to relate to others and may explain his strange oversharing messages with Dr. Nurse. That's interesting. Is it interesting? Okay, I'll keep reading. To me, I love this shit.

Anyway, on to NPD. I think it is, I think it's interesting because it does apply to, you know, everyone. Yeah, I mean, your teacher's Spencer could have used this. Personality types. Yeah. Anyway, on to NPT. NPT is marked by a number of symptoms, including exaggeration of importance, being preoccupied with fantasies of success, beauty, or intelligence.

This can also include fantasies. What if we hooked Dr. Nurse up with Keon? I just thought of that. Wouldn't that be a funny date? Yeah, I mean, I would be, I would be really loving. Again, I always go to interesting. What, that it would be interesting to us too. Yeah, I think they'd have a good time.

Maybe I should do that. Okay, let's connect. It's really the least you could do. It's really the least you could do. Hahaha. For the listeners. Yeah, this can also include fantasies of an ideal romance.

Believing that you are special and can only be understood by other people who are special, requiring constant admiration and or attention from others, feelings of entitlement and becoming upset when those unreasonable expectations are not met. Take an advantage of others to reach your own goals, lacking empathy and disregarding the emotions of others, believing others are envious of you.

This is really well covered. Yeah, believing others are envious of you. That is a big one. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Is there more? Yeah, yeah.

If you can put a check mark next to five or more of those behaviors, you can be fairly sure he has npd Let me see believing others are enviasts and vios view maddox talks about me being envious of him all the time The water boy. Yeah, and the new water boy leaks Disregarding emotions. Well, yeah, I mean obviously lacking empathy. Uh-huh. Well, because they're not you're not other people to him They're like other all of all of those grandiose feelings of, sure, he, Maddox, obviously, has fantasies about his beauty or else he would walk around with a catcher's mask on all the time. He'd learned to walk backwards and just put mirrors up on the sides of his head. He's so ugly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's see here. It would you. From what I've listened to over the course

of the uncooked episodes and what has unfolded since the biggest problem fell apart, I believe this is likely a combination of both being unable to relate to his peers by his avoidance attachment and having NPD, do whatever you want with this information. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Jordan. Jordan.

Yeah, I love that he called in, who's, because I'm like an amateur reader of this stuff. I'm like, I have no sevenths wrong with somebody. Yeah, no, you do, but it's very interesting to me how people develop and stuff and how because of those early attachments and when you're formed, how so much of the core of your person is formed when you're a very small child and how you relate to the outside world. And and there's one concept that that he didn't mention that I think ties into it. And I wish I could remember the term, but it's here's the concept when a normal kind of

more or less healthy, well-adjusted person has a big fight with somebody in their life that they love or a close friend or something like that. They know that they're really pissed off at them and they're really, they hate that about them and they hate that they did that. But they still know that that other person is still like a loved one. They still know that the other person is a loved one

or that they're a good person deep down. You still know that the other person is a loved one or that they're a good person deep down. You don't throw out the person. With an narcissist does it, that other person is fucking pure evil. You are completely in that moment and it may come back, but it's like the, there's a concept and I can't remember what it's called, but it's like, I know the concept that you're talking about. Yeah. It's like no, they are absolute pure evil, and I am justified. And you can't talk to him.

Like you can't talk to Nick, because he's evil, because he's done these things. And I'm justified in doing anything to ruin you. Yeah. There's a lot of these people walking around. Yeah. Do you wanna read a stereosis response to the settlement too? He had a big tweet thread about it.

Yeah, but you were also going to, weren't you going to talk about what you're supposed to testify on? Oh, yeah. It got delayed to January. To January. It was the Christmas story. I don't want to cock tease everyone until January, but it was the Christmas story that I told on like episode 29.

It was the one when Sam Hyde called in, the Dick on World Peace episode. I don't remember the Christmas story. What's the, it was when Coach got in an altercation with a convicted murderer at my Christmas party. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I'll talk more about that after. God, it sort of has to do with that. That's right, testify, but it's that story. I got it, okay. It's that story. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I'll talk more about that after. Got it, so it has to do with that.

That's right, it's that story. I got it, okay. It's that story. Oh, interesting, because that guy is a fucking psycho. Yeah, obviously. I know, I know psychos. Yeah. I mean, I've deal with a lot of reprobates

because I'm fascinated by insanity. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know. No, very interesting. And I see, I don't think anybody would have guessed that. And I've lived in mega city one for so long. One guy did. No, I did guess it. Yeah. Because of all the little clues I gave, but that's the story. Yeah. I can't get over that. I'm calling the police. It's like it's better. I love that so much. It's like his, just

his mission statement. It's like his, just his mission statement. It's like his whole, it's his corporate identity. Just got that, yeah, I'm calling the police. Mrs. Maddox, and I'm calling the police. The problem is that the whole system is tied to, okay, I've got an erotic story that I wanna read. And then Ian's gonna call in. And then he'll read.

And then he'll read. Ian's gonna call in. Oh, you're right. Ian's gonna call in about this porn star who's harassing his wife, and then we've got a guy who met a girl at meetininmate.com. Oh, wow. Did not have a good time. Here's the erotic story. Show presents.

Erotic stories from real men. Oh, boy. This is a spicy one. More you Sean. A little break, a little break to break up the colors. Okay. Hey, dick a couple of months ago, my cuckold story was featured on Facebook news. And so many people in the group asked me

to pen an erotic story confession. I don't use pens anymore on the keyboard. So I typed this recollection instead. Oh, this is real. This is real. Okay. Like every other night I was lying upside down I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it.

I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. I can't even think of a way to do it. Okay. Well, slice of life story, a little slice of life info for you. The sound of a Tinder match,

you know you don't pee out of your balls, right? You don't? I got, I pee out of my balls like a lactating milk ducks. Just hold my dick up and spray them everywhere. Oh my God, have I got a weird thing for you? Speaking of balls, I Found a story on Kiwi Farms of this sick like muscle fetish Relationship where a guy used silicone to inject his balls to be like the size of a volleyball his ball sack

It is the we'll talk about it next week I'm trying to get knoll the Collins I can talk about it so fucking you've never seen a guy with a ball sack Injected to be the size of a volleyball man. What the fuck a weird like kink bd sm lifestyle. Maybe jealous. I want to do it Anyway, how do you go outside? He he's got pictures the guy has pictures of himself walking around with like, it looks like he's got a pouch, like a kangaroo pouch for his nut sack. Okay. The sound of a Tinder match chimed,

triggering my Pavlovian response, aka, interaction. She was skinny with short curly hair, mischievous look, and a profile that read vegan unicorn. I bet she has hairy armpits, I thought. I ran my usual fainting black lady, Giffroutine that most chicks still can't identify as a canned opener. Yeah, they like canned openers.

Women don't have to do any guessing when it comes to canned openers. That's what I've learned about the, how much does a polar bear weigh? It's good because they know it's a line. Like women don't like to be surprised. Mm-hmm. You hold the food out for the squirrel to come over.

You don't hold a thesis paper out. And they're like, here you go. No, just give them, make it simple. She lulled and I suggested we meet up sometime and her man could drop her off. I thought that was a weird thing to say, but I didn't press the issue further. As my general rule is that a woman never has a boyfriend

until she explicitly tells you so, that's a good rule. After some naughty back and forth, what we would do to each other at the transit stop, maybe her man was the bus driver. She randomly pops the question, will you fuck me while my husband watches? Oh, okay. She gave me her address.

I poured myself a road cocktail, scrubbed my balls with some toothpaste and headed to the maybe sex maybe kidnapping land. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Upon arrival, I saw two dark figures making out in the driveway. I sauntered up and said, Hey, I always think I sound like the max and Nev from catfish,

but really I sound like the fons. Her husband looked like Gimli from Lord of the Rings if Gimli was six and a half feet tall. Gimli. Gimli is a little dwarf. Dwarf, right? So if he's a giant, he looks, that sounds like he looks like Hagrid. Yeah.

He's got you in the Cuck Hagrid. They led me into their rental place, which was the basement of some widowers home. Oh, Christ. This could be a murder. This could be a murder. She kissed me. She kissed me and she tasted like steak.

I wondered if this was a regular routine for them. He comes home with a nice bouquet of hold me closer, tiny gonja, and they get real high while grilling a fancy dinner of bland steak on a George Foreman grill and finding a fat mackle more looking motherfucker to come over and rail her for dessert. He looks like that's that mackle more. I stripped your naked while the husband stood in the doorframe and she flung herself onto the bed. She pulled my throbbing peepie into her

and then threw her arms above the pillows. Harry armpits, I knew it. I gave them a lick. You're such a slut blurted the husband. Could you imagine this? No. You're like, I'm saying you're such a slut to the girl that she's getting railed and the basement of a

He was masturbating at the edge of the bed at this point slowly walking backwards He's not going in the closet. I worried. I bit my tongue so hard trying not to laugh I lost half of my salt taste. You shut the door and lock it. Then he was half regular sex. He was standing between a Hawaiian shirt and a yellow corduroy suit jacket leaning against the wall with one arm and his forehead and another on his cock. He was much shorter than mine.

He was much shorter than mine, but a bit girthier. And I considered what it would look like, not poking one of the girls' tonsils out every time I get head. He ejaculated on the floor non-chalantly like a cat pisses in the litter box. Oh God, I finished in her mouth and her husband came over for a deep and passionate kiss.

Oh! Oh! It's better if he kisses the dude. I'm gonna throw up. Because he said, came over for a deep intention at kiss. I hope he was talking about him. Yeah. I hope you meant. He's been eating his pineapple.

The husband remarked in a way. Oh my God. We hit the bong. Oh, there is something inherently wrong with that. We hit the bong and I headed home. But, do you want to hear that part, honey? I know you were in the bathroom. You heard it.

We hit the bong and I headed home. Oh, how are you going to hit a bong with your coming and other guys and our husband's throat with his wife sitting there? Oh, I hope he had it first. Ah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You don't let the dog have a little piece of steak before you eat it. We hit the bong and I headed home. The next morning she messaged me with we had a great time last night, but Jake and I have decided not to play with others anymore.

Thanks, Tinder, for giving me a once in a lifetime story. Wow. And multiple bouts with condom breaching, chlamydia, love, rec, sex, then very good. Wow. Good story. Oh, wow. You've been listening to melodic stuff.

I gotta think about something else. He's been eating his pineapple. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. God. The tastes of this cockled tree. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.

The tastes of this cockle dream. She's been eating steak. He's been eating pineapple. Maybe the guy, maybe Gimli was the one eating steaks. And it got in her mouth because they were kissing. And he's tasting the guy's bifurony that he had after his shift at the steel mill Oh

I move on I mean I read some maybe some news will break this up Yeah, I wanted to bring a news baby and for this episode for the Halloween episode is just a skeleton with a news and say it was Maddox's half sister reading the news episode is just a skeleton with a news and say it was Maddox's half sister reading the news. Oh, wow. But I thought that would be in port taste. You know, with a little stick moving the mouth. I'm just going to leave that one.

Oh God, afraid to disagree, students were asked if they had any professors or course instructors that have used class time to express their own social or political beliefs that are completely unrelated to this subject. Sure it happens all the time. 52 respondents, this occurs often. I'm sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

What a bunch of fucking assholes these professors are. You got a bunch of kids hostage. God forbid they want to learn something that you've studied and you run your fucking mouth about politics has nothing to do with welcome to discrete math. Now here's what I think about the Honduran migrants. Fuck you, man. Fuck you.

That is the time. Unprofessional, it's not the place, it's not. Man, you gotta, this is what you do. You get a remote control. You get a burner phone or something. Something that will reproduce a sound. High did in class. And as soon as it starts, just play this rant.

You hit play on your app or whatever. And it starts, it just goes, hey, we're here to learn not to not to listen to you make out with your own asshole. You stupid shut shut up. Shut up. Keep it in the bedroom, Doc. Nobody wants to wear, nobody wants to hear your politics. We don't have a choice. 47 responded with not enough. Okay. Well, shoot up the school there.

For not enough. I don't get enough unprompted political rants from my professors. What the fuck are you? Go watch the daily show reruns, then you stupid motherfuckers. That's that's that's not a very odd response to not enough. The majority 53% said they felt intimidated in sharing their ideas, opinions, or belief in class because they were different. Well, because they're the authority figure, the professor is the authority figure. He's running the class. A slightly larger majority feared expressing themselves because of different classmates.

Sure. 54% said they often felt intimidated in expressing themselves when their views conflicted with their peers. Here was a great question. Generally speaking, do you think the first amendment, which deals with freedom of speech, is an outdated amendment that no longer applies in this was the study, that no longer applied in today's society and should be changed or an important amendment that still needs to be followed and respected.

So this is what they asked. College 80% said that they respect the first that they that we should respect the first minute. 17% said it should be rewritten. One in five. One in five people say that expression should be rewritten. That's not something we need to protect. That's something, excuse me, that's not something we need to make sure the government doesn't

infringe upon. The idea that the government shouldn't be allowed to infringe upon what you say is not something that one in five people can co-sign with. That is absolutely mortifying. Absolutely mortifying. That is the worst statistic on education in America I have ever seen. The fact that it's not a hundred percent means that...

Failure. Yeah, we are doing something very, very wrong. Very wrong. Every fucking day it should be this answer is totally wrong. Because I got news for you one in five people. As soon as the government is allowed to restrict speech, the idea that they are should be allowed to do that is the first speech that they're going to restrict. It's not going to be whatever you think hate speech is.

It is the ability to talk about them. This very, this, this thing that you're doing in saying that the first amendment should be rewritten, that will be the first thing that you're not allowed to say is that the way the government works is in any way wrong. That will be the first and last thing you are not allowed to say before you fucking morons. Mark off to the gulags. Oh, yeah. I got a problem. I got a, the government shouldn't let everybody say what they want. That's the, that's the only thing that they'll stop you from saying. That. How's that for irony?

On a more specific question, free speech isn't winning by the same landslide. When asked if they would favor or oppose their schools having speech codes to regulate speech for students and faculty, 54% of U.S. college kids opposed such codes while 38%. Well, it makes perfect sense. Makes sense in college, right? Save the bubbles. Everyone gets so bent out of shape about school shootings, but look, 38% are these kids.

Maybe that was a little too far. I don't know. If someone is using hate speech, you're making radically, racially charged comments, physical violence can be justified to prevent this person from espousing their hateful views. 33% agree. Yeah. making radically, racially charged comments, physical violence can be justified to present, to prevent this person from espousing their hateful views. 33% agree. Yeah.

One in three. Yeah. Oh, my college, a university should forbid people from speaking on campus who have a history of engaging in hate speech, 59%. Agree, so wide majority. Wonderful, thanks kids. Oh. Hey Christopher, are you there?

Yeah, I'm here, Dick, how are you? Good. All right, so you wrote because you've met a girl on meatininmate.com. Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, I was communicating with her and she dropped content with me, I think, but I'm not too sure I'm still waiting for a later from here in the mail. Yeah, well, what the hell is what is meet an inmate.com? How did you stumble across that, Gem? Well, I was looking on the internet and I saw here in pretty picture and I just decided to write to everything we know from there.

So that's why I came in the contact with her. And what is the problem that you're currently having with your inmate girlfriend? Well, it's really hard to explain, but basically what happened was we started exchanging snowmah contact, it went on for about six months and then she sort of suddenly invited me to email here and she added me on email, then two weeks into the email conversation, she sort of started hinting at trying to get money from me and when I said no, she basically labeled me a selfish and I sort of she insulted me calling me selfish and I call her a punk ass bitch or something like that.

Do you want to read any of her emails? It might be funny. Not really. I mean, it's too boring, really bad anyway. I went on to, I went on the discord, got speaking to, by the way, I wanted to ask you a question. I've been looking at your men a bit and one month, woman.com. And I've actually been taking it really seriously. I mean, is it dangerous?

So, are you being serious when you say men a bit and woman? Men a bit and woman, can you answer that question? Should you be, no, you shouldn't be taking anything you read seriously. If you're getting scammed by women in prison, I would say, to not take anything seriously. How much money is she asking for? Oh, no, no, no, no, before I get into that, that stuff on your men are better than women.com.

Is that meant to be taken seriously? Because I'm sorry. You've made someone has misled you into thinking that you're running the show You don't answer quite you don't ask questions before me. I asked the question You answer Okay, well, will you answer it later on? Sure, you better answer my question. Okay, so what was your question? What how much money is this woman asking you for? How much money is this woman asking you for? Not very much.

I offered to pay, say, 15 bucks or something like that. And then I looked up the costs for money for emailing because the prison uses a special emailing system. And I said, I've just been looking up the costs of money and I've seen you 15 bucks. And for some reason, she got really insulted that I looked at the costs are more and she just liable me as being tiffy and selfish. It's a little weird. It's a little weird.

When your penpal starts asking you for dough, right? Like I do know that prison's charge an exorbitant amount for calls and stuff like that. I wouldn't be surprised if they charged prisoners to answer emails or email back and forth. I don't know, maybe let us show up. But it's only 15 months. But the thing is, she should have been grateful for it, although I was going to send her, and I got really offended that she would actually, that she would bite the hand that feeds

her and say, no, she basically asked for 30 bucks. She said, no, that's going to be enough. You go to pay me $30 or something like that before, for the money that I've spent in your read, then 15, 15 bucks. That sounds like a deal. We're in 30 bucks. That's not that much money. You can't give her 30 bucks to keep talking to her. No, but the thing is, she should have made a contract beforehand. You should have made an agreement. But anyway, look the fact of the matter is that, is even if I wanted to send her money, I couldn't anyway, because there's an order for me to send her money on Western Union. I have to be a resident of the United States to send money to an inmate. And I'm not a reason of the US trade.

So obviously, you shouldn't take that into account. So she should have made it clear that she should have made everything clear right from the start if you understand what I mean. So I mean, I don't know. That's like, she's already in prison. She clearly doesn't know how to run her life properly. Maybe she needs you to tell her stuff like that.

Yeah, yeah. But anyway, I mean, I mean, it's T-Vore and talk about. What kind of stuff do you guys talk about? What are you doing messaging and inmate anyway? I don't know. I guess it was because I was lonely. I guess it was because I thought I had hopes of meeting it, but basically I had unrealistic expectations and I became too attached to it. So I don't know whether she's going to write me this now, but I mean halfway across the world, I mean, I'm on Australia and she's in Texas. So I mean, how are you gonna meet,

how are you gonna meet an inmate from Texas if you live in Australia? I mean, if you can't afford 30 bucks, like that's an expensive trip from Australia to Texas, right? Yeah, but she should, I mean, it's not my problem. I mean, it's her problem. It's not up to me to send in money. I mean, it's not really my problem.

She shouldn't put that responsibility on me. I don't own her responsibility. I mean, it's her fault that she's in prison. She should actually come, I mean, she's probably got family, she's probably got friends. She's probably even got five boyfriends on the outside sitting here. So what, so I mean, she's got no right really to get upset with me, you know. So are you just going to stop right now? I don't know, I mean, what do you think I should do? If I could have snatched my old edit,

what do you think I should do? I should put it on the trash or what? Yeah, I think you should put it in the trash. I think you should stay away from corresponding with inmates. But I mean, if I start talking to, do you think, I mean, if I was in his shoes, I guess I'd be upset, but I mean, there's really nothing I'll know about it really because it's not really practical for me to come and visit here.

No, it's not practical at all. Aren't there women in Australia? I thought Australia was full of hot women. Aren't there real life girls you can talk to there? I'm not really, to be honest with you, Dick, all the women here in Australia and I'm being really serious that the real trash, I just don't get on with them. I mean, for example, I'm currently talking to Dr. Rachel at the moment.

She seems really nice and comparing her with all the women over here. I mean, the women here are just absolute trash, you know. So, and I don't understand why. I mean, maybe it's their culture. I really don't know, but I'll see some. Is this melody, is this the woman that you're talking to who's in prison?

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, my name is... My name is... My name is... My name is Melody and the Andrew, that's the one. She looks like a bruiser, not gonna lie. Yeah, well, that's right. I mean, it doesn't look like she looks,

it doesn't look like that she takes meth, though. Does it, does it? I mean, Well, maybe not, she's not holding a meth pipe in these pictures, but I don't know, it has been meth will sneak up on you. I mean, just because you're dealing meth,

I mean, just because you traffic meth doesn't mean you're a meth user, does it really, I don't really know. Yes. Yeah. I don't know. Yes. But, I mean, in all of you, to what you think can make money, you have to be clear and

hit yourself. So why take a drug which you traffic and because you could have your mind with you all the time. And she said she told me that she's made 200,000 grand or something like that, you know. Well, I guess you couldn't afford a good lawyer with all that money. My name is Malady. I go by Annie. I'm a 34-year-old cancer. I have no children. I was born and raised in Panama City. This is personal. Have you ever seen anything like this? Meet an inmate. I've never

seen anything like this. I've never heard anything like this. But anyway, just, just forgetting that all of this, I'm just just putting that all aside. I went on Discord. Yeah. Are you going to talk to this girl? Are you going to keep talking to this girl? Are you going to pay her what? I don't know.

I think I'm at the stroke contact whether it is, is this going to cause me, it's going to cause me more pain. Yeah. Oh, me too nice. But you made a nice inmate in Australia. But there are technically all inmates there right every girl in Australia Can I leave on the something else? I'm just want to talk. I just want to talk about this squad right? I mean you are this squad then yeah, I went on this call started chatting and then I came across someone

Someone I mean, I don't really want to sort of badmouth anyone here, but I'm who is it? Who said something mean to you? Who is it? Ponette? Ponette, yeah, she just didn't mean to me and she blocked me. And she blocked me. I just wanted someone to talk to support. I mean, I really did nothing and she blocked me, but anyway. I saw you. I saw some of the messages you sent her. It looks like you sent your chopper fingers off or something like that. Is that right? Yeah, that's right. But I mean, what else did you tell her?

I don't really want to get on it because I don't really care. But what else did you tell her you do to her? I can't honestly, I'll just kind of remember, but I was actually angry, but I mean, it's not really good to me to make tricks and stuff, it doesn't really help. Somebody in Discord post the log so I can see what was said. I only want the truth. Truth about what was said about cutting fingers off or any other threats that were happening

on my Discord server. I run a tight ship, Sean. I know. Yeah. So I understand what you sort of ask me. What do you, what, what do you, what are you trying to ask me? I'm asking, I'm asking anybody in the discord to post the logs, but they're not, they're not doing it. I don't, I mean, it's not going to help really bad in you. Well, what did you want to say to Ponet then? Oh, nothing, nothing really. I don't really have to say about that. What did you want to say to Punette then? Oh, nothing, really. I don't really have to say about that.

What did you want to say about her then? You had a complaint or something? Oh, yeah, that was, I mean, I've cooled down there. I mean, I did actually hit her again playing, but I was just upset with the way she was treated me like I was feeling really... I think I used the word so-so, and I said, look, I was feeling like that way. And I felt really offended that she would block me and then wouldn't support me. But I mean, I know she's not obliged to help me or anything like that,

but I just got really upset and here that she would actually block me when I was trying to talk to someone, I was trying to get help if you know me. So what kind of help? Well, I just wanted to talk to you, buddy. This talk to you, but I like my nuts being sucked. Is that what you said to her? You better take it off. I hope you die of a lack of vitamin D. I was trying to wander up and stuff like that. I was just trying to like take the piss out of her, you know, so but anyway, after I spoke to Pane and I spoke to Dr. Rachel, then I thought, well, I still

think she... Can you still hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Yeah, can I talk about Dr. Rachel? Yeah, what do you have to say about her? Well, I was talking to Dr. Rachel. I mean, I still think she's an understanding person, like I'm a stuff that I like to... I mean, she's helping

me and stuff like that, but I mean, I like her. I mean, I'm a sort of person that needs a lot of reassurance, you know, I think you need more than that, buddy. I think you need some professional help to be honest. Well, that's a seropinion, but I mean, Dr. Rachel, like, sometimes when she's talking on chat, sometimes I feel left out and I feel as though that Dr Rachel doesn't give me all the attention that I want, you know, but you know, and I took some of the things that Dr Rachel said the wrong way, like, and all that, and sometimes I feel that the dynamics of our conversations change.

I thought, well, when she's fair spoke to me. Yeah, I got to tell you got to get off the internet. You got to stop talking. You got to stop chatting with people and emailing them. I don't think it's good for you. For why? Because you wish way to into it. Your way to into this discord shit and meeting an inmate emailing arguing with

the prison inmates from halfway around the world. Yeah, yeah, but no, but hang on, but you guys are two. You guys that use and use you guys. You run on discord uses the internet too much and they should get off. I mean, they take, I mean, yeah, but they're having a lot more fun than you. Um, well, maybe that's correct. But I don't know. That's just my anyone. I feel, I feel that Dr. Rache doesn't really like me as much as I hate really, but, you know, would you still want to meet your prison girlfriend if you could? If I hit the money, if I hit the resources I would, but it's just not possible. Do you go to bars? Do you meet any women outside in Australia in real life?

I think bars are very good. I mean bars, you don't really meet the right sort of people and bars, you know? What was your last real life relationship like? That was pretty shit. It did it, it did actually last for about four years and stuff. But yeah, okay. Yeah. Why did it end? Why did it end below?

I sort of broke it up because I just felt, I felt is so that, um, that person really wasn't a me. But we still got friends and stuff. I actually went out, I had a coffee of your yesterday and we still got friends. That's in the chat saying that you went to prison, is that true? That's absolutely bullshit. I don't know why people twist things around. They hear stuff and they just try and twist things around. And that's what the problem is, Dick, when I say something,

people get the wrong, people get the wrong and they start making lives and stuff. And that's what I don't like. Oh, okay. So she's lying. Typical women. Typical women. All right, man You got it and and and the thing is Dr. Rachel was going online talking about stuff about me

And some of it was incorrect and I got upset with her and I told her and um I I feel What do you do with it? What are you doing real life? What's your job? Well, I met Gianna. Oh, that's the problem. I do Sometimes I do volunteer work sometimes, but the thing is I'm on a disability payment and I have been on a portal quite sometimes So all right, man, I got you got to you got to stay off the internet. That's what I want That's the only thing you got to do. We're at it. We're at a time for this But but but that's a seropinion though. I mean, how's it working for you so far?

Well, that's what you're saying. Different people, some people take the internet as not being the central part of their lives. But anyway, I'm just saying that. I don't think Paneat likes me. I don't think Dr. Rachel likes me as much as I thought she did. And I'm just feeling really upset and rejected. Like, you know, I'm, yeah. Well, that's why you got to stay off the internet.

It's all rejection on the internet. There's nothing real. Everybody's nasty. Everybody's mean all the time. Yeah, they love it. Even I'm mean on the internet. There's nothing real everybody's nasty everybody's mean all the time Yeah, they love it even I mean Yeah, when I use it. That's not really necessarily correct Do you do you do you got in have do you get together with friends? You have friends in in real life and You know do you go do things? The I'll do but

The thing is if you say if people say that people join a club and you go and join a club, I mean, it's easy for people to say, do this and do that or do it. But the person who's saying that they don't know what the other guy or girl is experiencing the night, understand the difficulties, for instance. For instance, you don't really know what's going on I if you haven't walked on my shoes, so Well, when you say no in me, they're shaking me down for cash right now, so I think I'm doing all right It's not that much money. Well, I mean, it's 30 bucks, right? What's wrong with sending 30 bucks to an inmate to keep talking to her?

But you're not getting me dick even if I I wanted, I just found out from Western Union and money gram, I cannot. I understand some bitcoins. But I can't, but I can't because it makes Kanani accept money gram or Western Union. And all of a sudden, we just send money to an and make using those two methods. Or can it be a reason.

I found out that I had to be a reason of you know, I'll stay some not so I can't send money to a reason. I say on that that I hit the be a reason, there'll be no states, I'm not so, I can't. Somebody in the discord could probably send the money for you and then you pay them back. How about that? What if I do it? Well, I could ask your parents, but it's just a waste of time. I mean, I mean, it's just unrealistic.

I think I'm gonna just drop quick. I think I'm gonna drop a contact with her, you know? Yeah. Because the thing is it's just unrealistic. I think I'm going to drop quick. I think I'm going to drop content with her, you know? Yeah. Because the thing is it's hurting me. The more I talk to her, it's just hurting me. That's what I'm trying to say. What kind of stuff does she say? I don't know.

She just, when she sent me those three last emails before she deleted my email. Yeah, read those emails. I'm kind of those emails. I don't really want to We want to know what kind of we want to know what kind of scam this girl's running you get a read I want to know what what that kind of meltdown sounds like I Think I already emailed to you there. I don't need to read him

Yeah, you can read them like didn't didn't you receive them? Did you receive those screenshots for the last sentence? Probably, let me see. I'm transferring to Tallahassee due to my drug program. There, it's called R-Dap. And you have to be doled and rolled to do it here, which I'm not. Yes, it's the capital, but they also have federal prison. And I really, and I didn't really spend shit on emails, because I only have two friends that I check in with. So she didn't go to finishing school.

And it's not very often because I talk to them on the phone. One is my friend, Derinda, who also helps me video visits with my parents and because I have one email left. Yeah, this is, it looks like just there's a lot of bitching. Oh, here we go, all caps. I didn't think so. Quit sending messages.

I can't even open. We will have to go back to snail mail. If you can't fund our communication. Okay. Yeah. Dick, is it possible for you to unmute to Rachel, Dr. Rachel? No, why? You want to talk to her?

Well, I think she was willing to, I do actually want. She want to talk to her about I was just wondering if he possibly put that on. I've got to wrap this up. I've got to move on. You got to hop off the internet, man. You got to, you got to do me a favor and hop off the internet. All right. All right. I'll talk to you later. Sean, I don't know. Yeah, I'm feeling that way too. That's right. Let me talk to Ian. There he is.

All right. Ian, hey, how you doing? So you've got a porn star. Good. You've got a porn star stalking you on Instagram. Stalking me and my wife. They're pretty funny. These chat logs.

Can you, can you paste a link to the I In the discord. I think I sent you a Google Drive link. I do discord. Oh God, okay. Yeah, I know So do you want to hear the story like everything beginning? Yeah, yeah, let me read let me read what she sent you though first for Sean This is a porn star with like 35,000 followers. Okay. Uh, God, how can you be so ugly and think you're gonna talk shit to someone like me?

You think you can cover up you and your husband's mutant faces and pissed stained lives by slut-shaming people who are 10 times happier and cooler than you'll ever be. I'm not in a dark place. This is my favorite pose. Just for your future post about this kissy face, PS, if I could bomb your house, I would.

Right? How did you do to this woman? Yeah, how did this start? Okay, yeah, you can tell how cool and happy she is by threatening to bomb people in the fucking houses. Yeah, yeah. What did you do? So I commented on a post that she made about somebody

about t-shirts or something. She had, she was talking about t-shirts were anti-porn t-shirts or something. And my comment was, I haven't seen any t-shirts, but mocking porn stars who think they're heroes for getting fucked on camera is hilarious. Okay. That was my comment on her Instagram.

And she sent something back like nobody said that they're a hero, calm down, and then she blocked me. I thought that was gonna be the end of it. But like three or four days later, I don't remember how long specifically, but days passed and then she went on my Instagram and left a bunch of comments on my photos and stuff. And they were the same kind of thing like just like nasty, hateful, mean comments. Yeah. And for whatever reason. Can't afford a real ring. This is a porn star. It's one by one through it.

You know what else? Heels not talking shit to strangers on Instagram. Can't afford a real ring. This is a porn star. It's one by one through his. Yeah. You know what else heals, not talking shit to strangers on Instagram. If God, what an ugly face you have. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Uh, LOL, I bet your guy's sex is so boring. Carla Kush is the porn star's name. LOL, did you marry a senior?

What's up with the porn here? Carla Kush, 4 prime star's name. Lowell, did you marry a senior? What's up with the great 20? Carla Kush, 420, yeah. You should brush your teeth. I think I see a Trump dingleberry in there. Jesus Christ. That's gross. Right. This is the fun.

Who would have said she was saying that I lick Trump's ass? And she literally licks people's asses. Yeah. Well, I mean, they're so fucking bad. What do you mean they're so fucking bad? Why do you do it? And then her husband came in. That's what I love the best of all. So, okay.

She's married. She left all those comments in mind, and I didn't see them. For whatever fucking reason, I don't know, but I didn't get notified. Yeah. And then a few days later, my wife was like, hey, that porn star left a bunch of messages on your Instagram. So, I collected all of them, I screen capped all of them, I had sent some replies, and then I made a brand new post about it

on a home Instagram post, and I said, Carla Kush is showing a lot of attention for me today. Sorry, but I'm married, something like that. And I added her for all of them. And I figured that I was blocked as she wouldn't see them. I just thought it was funny, but a few more days pass. And her husband starts paragraphing comments on my Instagram. Do you have those?

Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. Can you read one? Yeah. Her husband's name is Alex Jones, XXX. OK. We put it in the chat window. Here it is. You actually think someone that someone that hot

wants anything to do with you? This is her husband. Yeah. You know exactly what you did. She wouldn't have even known you existed if you hadn't made yourself known by talking shit on her page in the first place. She's smart and opinionated. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, here's why he wrote this letter because his life has been turned into a living hell ever since you did this.

She has not stopped bitching about it. So she came back pissing and moaning to him and obviously hurt your feelings enough to make you post about it. Also, I wouldn't have even known about this post of yours if it wasn't for multiple people DMing Carla with screenshots of this telling her good job. Yeah. What an idiot. You know what? I think a person like Carla Kush is completely surrounded by people who are also in her

like weird degenerate porn. Well, you don't know what those porn stars are. They have the weird cult where they tell each other how smart and well adjusted they are people do that. That's true. They're kick starting the sexual revolution. All right, let me. 2.0. This is where I was talking about that.

And then she took pictures of your wife and made a new profile and. Okay, so that that happened next, right? So I started just basically calling made a new profile. Okay, so that happened next, right? So I started just basically calling him a cuck and pretty soon he loses steam. But this entire time that we, that he's leaving messages and stuff, my wife is unironically pissed at both of these two fuckers. And she's leaving like nasty comments right back. She's like getting into it. And she was having fun too, she says.

Yeah. Off the internet. It's a theme for the day. So, oh, my God. All right. OK, so everybody starts engaging with me. And they just, her Instagram. And then they start commenting on her Instagram

and leaving her nasty comments and she like that. And Carla Cush. Cush. Yeah. It's funny. Very easily to rile up, I guess. I guess so. So I'll just support from the story now.

And it's just Carla and she's, your connections, your connections for us. Oh, that is amon. Yeah, all right. This is very funny, I'll post them. Yeah, it just cuts out a lot though. All right, does anything, does anything make you rage? And then we'll get it in the show.

It's already 140. You need to wrap this up. Yeah, last week you had a guy calling the show who said he was, he his rage was that he looked like McLeven. Yeah. Okay, this message is for you, buddy. You are not the Dixiel McLeven motherfucker. I am the Dixiel McLeven. Really?

I am the one true Dixiel McLeven. I was 16 years old when that movie came out. I was about the same age as a character who was in the show. I showed up to school on Monday morning and all of the, like I hadn't seen the movie, but all of the kids turned over and looked at me. All of these cool kids who would never have talked to me. They're like, McLeven!

And they embraced me in their arms. That, I looked so much fucking like him that I was in Beverly Hills like years ago. I was in Beverly Hills like a year ago. I was in Beverly Hills with my family. Yeah. And a couple of people came up to me and asked for his autograph. Did you sign a thing for him? And I did.

Nice. Yeah. What's the other guy look like? Do you have a picture of the other guy? I have a picture of him. Yeah, you do kind of look like McClub. Yeah, no, there's a museum once there. Yeah, I'm putting it there. All right, Ian. I get out of here. I'm going picture of him. Yeah, you do kind of look like McClub. Yeah, no, there's a museum once there. Yeah, I'll put it in there.

All right, Ian, get out of here. We got it. Thanks for having me on the show. Yeah, it's very funny. It's yeah. Bye. Carla Kush. Oh, boy.

Yeah. That's, I first noticed that whole concept with the, when I was a teenager, with the, when I, when I would go down and see shows, and I noticed that like, you know, the hipster scene was like that. It was just a bunch of kind of weird social myths, misfit outcasts who got together

and told each other that they were cool and they were the real trend leaders and they were the, that's where I first kind of noticed that. And of course, it happens with porn stars. You know, you get together and you just validate each other. And of course it happens with porn stars. You know, you get together and you just you just validate each other. And it annoys me with porn stars because they get so much attention. Because they got so many guy fans that are up there and ass and fantasizing about them. They can say pretty much whatever they want. And they're gonna have to believe it because so many people are

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Wiveslihood, I can't ever say that word again. Livelyhood. Livelyhood. Good after my livelihood. Sean, they're gonna get your livelihood. You have to say it like that all the time. Livelyhood, yeah. It's like WNBC.

Yeah, the livelihood. I immediately lose all respect for anybody who uses the word livelihood now. Lively hood. Lisa needs praises. Oh, dear, your livelihood can be a steak. Lively hood. It's my livelihood.

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You don't have to die on every fucking hell. Yeah, it's an important learning experience to be able to say, ah, that joke was a little too spicy. Sorry about that. Look, I'm a funny guy. I make a lot of jokes. It's very spicy. I like to ride right on the edge of comedy, but that one was too far.

Pushing boundaries is great, and sometimes you fall a little bit. Yes, step off a curve that was a little higher than a curve. And that's what you don't do is double down, double, oh, it was obviously a joke. How dare they remove that group is nothing without me. You fucking dick. Tell fake jokes like that. You know what's going to happen. They'll take away your livelihood. All right. Keep it going. Retarded man child. Amazing stuff.

He and Eisenberg who has been in a week long Instagram comments Feud with the lovely adult film actress, Carwell Cush and her boyfriend. I thought we'd begin with a disagreement over anti-porn t-shirts. Two days after the seemingly well-and-done dispute, Carwell began commenting on all Vien's photos and his wife's photos within the sortment of insults. After Karl and Karl a cum dumpster enough times Karl's boyfriend joined in as well. He had pointed out to Karl's boyfriend that the first result when you google her name is Karl Kush, free interracial anal porn videos. A couple abandoned this mission like they have abandoned God and made

an alt account making fun of Ian's elderly and sick grandmother. He has submitted this information to the TMZ tip line and is hoping for a big payday. And lastly we have Grant. Grant asked Dickhead's for advice on what to do if you are in an abusive relationship. Don't ask advice. Grant shared images of bruises, cuts and marks he's received from his loving partner. Get her back. While some people have reached out to Grant to speak privately or to tell him to get the fuck out and call the police, these are simply not options.

Whenever Grant tries to leave, they never are. Calling the police is somehow is never an option. Never Sean. Never can that be, never is that on the, never is the obvious thing an option. I've noticed. It's a different George. Yeah. He begins threatening to tell people that he is a rapist, had a file, and the usual group

of adjectives found within the vocabulary of crazy broth. Okay. There were some other good pieces of advice too though, such as calling Grant a pussy, telling Grant he should drink more, and suggesting that he reciprocate the violent acts because quote, in I for an I. Yeah. The Big Show Facebook group news for the last couple of days. Oh, wonderful. Wonderful.

Captain Jack asked, he is, he is like old reliable, isn't he? There was a Reddit news submitted to somebody sent that in. You want to hear that? Yeah. So it's okay. There. I don't know want to hear that? Yeah, so it's okay. I don't know if they're competing or what, but here's Reddit. Find out. Hello, Dick, and hello, Dick heads.

This is the Dick Show sub-reddit news for the last week, because someone couldn't understand why a content and link aggregation forum wouldn't have a news bit. Here's why. Last week's episode thread was posted shortly after the episode went live, with light discussion of the guest and rages in the comments. In another thread, a Reddit user posted an explanation of the reference Dick made in last week's episode for those that didn't get it. Someone found a picture of someone who looks vaguely like Maddox and posted that.

Someone else posted a link to the recent Goss, which was exciting. And finally, Scott Zolloff posted a meme that some people seem to get, but most are just plain confused about. We await next week's episode thread eagerly and are helpful to maybe even see a bonus episode thread. If it wasn't clear, it's all content from last week's episode that you've already heard, which is what a subreddit is for, making this bit boring as shit if it's going to be about the subreddit is for, making this bit boring as shit if it's going to be about the subreddit. This has been the Dixho subreddit's news for any week and it shows running.

That's the naming news. Equally good, I think. It is very informative. Very informative. Captain Jackass, you better watch out. Here's a stereosis message that he said about the settlement. Yeah. Last week I'll read that. A lot of people are asking, a lot of people are offering a lot of good advice about this potential settlement with Maddox. Here's the, with George Maddox's. Here's the most important thing to me. I would like him to stop, I would like to stop him from going after more innocent people.

Here's four examples of the way he goes after people. He disagrees with. He threatens to call child protective services, which could result in permanently orphaning a child. He threatens to call the police. He threatens to file costly and devastating litigation. It's got to stop. I remember I was telling a serious he asked for way too little money. Oh, he, 30 grand. Just fucking way too much. I did a poll. What should a stereo ask for? Legal fees, legal fees plus six months salary, legal fees plus a year salary.

Yeah. Because it costs him his job. It's going to take a year to recover. Oh, it's a year minimum. No, we're talking, we have to be talking six figures. Yeah. So I looked at us to be, I went to Glassdoor, remember of the first number I threw out was 150,000 minimum.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to Glassdoor and the winner of that poll was legal fees plus one year law salary, right? So I went to Glassdoor and said, okay, what is, I went to LinkedIn and stay on stereo and said, what was his job? I think go to Glassdoor and say, what is, what is the job they're running at Weber Shandwick for that? How much they paying?

And the salary range was like 120 to 140 or something like that. So add that, let's say it's 140, add that to the 30. Then you got 170 already. Then all this co-brish shit that he's paying for a year, it's like 500 bucks, seems like it's another 5 grand. So already, just with money loss, we're already looking at 180,000. Say it again, if Maddox doesn't take that settlement, he's a fucking idiot. Cause it's going to cost 30,000 to defend it anyway.

Well, I mean, I hope Asturios wouldn't enter into that. But he said he already, he already offered it on lot, you know what I mean? Like, put that to like, Renee, for God's sake, whatever you do. Renee, Renee, Renee, yeah that to like, Reneg for God's sake, whatever you do. Reneg, Reneg, Reneg. Yeah. Take it back. Or hopefully he put some kind of a clock on it when his lawyers made the offer.

It just seems way too fucking low. And all of the, Wait, wait, wait, wait, his lawyers made an offer? I assume so. Well, that, I mean, that wasn't a stereos making an offer to, you know, I mean, okay. I think the way I interpreted all how all this is going down is it's also gone through lawyers. Well, okay, I hope he, I hope it was just a stupid shit,

shit post on the internet. Yeah, but I don't know. Oh, excuse me. And this, this happened on September 14th. Yeah, he said, uh, yeah, 30,000 cash, lie detector, the lie detector shit. It's serious, there's Maddox has to come on his show and wear a lie detector for an hour.

Which is funny, but like it assumes that he's gonna play around and he's just gonna sit there. Like the jokes are funny, but they're not going to be funny when they happen. Yeah, they'll just be a guy sitting on camera for an hour to fulfill his obligation. And you're gonna be left with 30 grand that puts you so far upside down. Yeah. And this whole fucking shit show. I hope he doesn't take it in a public apology.

Sorry, oh yeah, let me read, keep reading. I get into this greater detail in my media article, but if this guy flies off the handle, he could really hurt someone and I'd like him to stop. I feel I have hundreds of thousands of dollars in provable damages. Yeah. Yeah, I worked my old day job for five years, got promoted twice and received some of the highest reviews in the history of my department. If Maddox doesn't sue my job, I don't get fired.

It's as simple as that. Of course. Yeah, I mean, I got thoughts on that too, but I'll save them. So of course, I feel I'm entitled to years lost wages. And I'm positive a judge will see it that way. But a final judgment could be years away. What if this guy goes too far

tomorrow? Well, the most important part of any settlement agreement would be a legal agreement wherein Maddox stops targeting third parties just to get to us. He stops targeting them directly or indirectly. And if he hears of a campaign brewing, he's got to contact my lawyer or face a fine. That is not a real, I don't think that's a thing. That's not a thing. Hearing about a campaign brewing and indirectly harassing a third party, I don't want to be a part of that. And I don't give a shit. I got, a lady's girl got her restraining order. That's it.

It doesn't restrain Maddox, even though I'm sure he caused it and gave Jess all the information. But what are you gonna do? I don't want to document like that, because it's not fucking real. That's not how the world works in my eyes. Documents saying this and that and there's finds that you, like, who's gonna enforce that fine?

Well, now you got to prove that like he knew something about this potential. This is weird thought primary that is not, and I'm saying this, you know, publicly, just so, because I don't wanna get, this is my know, publicly, just so, because I don't wanna get, this is my thoughts on it. I don't wanna get into an argument about it or anything like that.

Yeah, yeah. Everything else is negotiable, but God forbid another innocent person gets hurt by this guy. He's already taken away my health insurance. Who's next? Somebody to be honest. Anyway, thanks to everyone who cares about me and is looking out for me in my future. This position I've taken may be dumb and stupid and bleeding hard, but honestly, I do see this guy as a real danger to people.

Well, he is. Yeah. And I'd like to do my part to contain it before it gets worse. The only way you can do that is to make him in debt for the rest of his life. It's to bury him. That's right. There's no document you sign to keep people from being a complete asshole. Get a restraining order against a guy. Great. Not going to stop him. Not going to stop. Yeah. Yeah. No, you got it. You got to just, you got to go. You got to go. You got to settle on the only thing that matters. All this stupid shit about the half of the biggest problem in the universe or all that's all fine and jokes and it's funny, but you've got to, you got to get money. Yep.

You got to get money. It's the only, it's the only thing that matters in this. I guess I only wanted to mention that because it seems, it seems like the point of settlements and counter-suits. It's the only way you can, it seems like a series is missing the point when he says that he wants, that is entire says that he wants an entire... that he wants some sort of a document. Hey, you want a document that I'm never gonna harass you?

Yeah, I'll give it to you right now. There you go. Oh, even sign a motor line. Fucking asshole. You can... That's not... You know how... You want another one?

Sean, how many of these do you want? I got all day. How many of you got? I'll never fuck with you, Sean. Right, right, right. Signed, dick, I love you. And then you get somebody with who you can go. In regards to the law looks at them, they go, uh, no, that doesn't mean it.

If I ever harass you, I'll pay you $11.00, $1.00, $1.00, so you go. Yep, yep. You can take this to, uh, take this to the police. Thank you. I'm rich. Take it to the Fed. They'll print you out some money if I have to pop with you. Awesome. For that amount. I don't want to knock hysteria. Oh, I know. I know. But you gotta get money, you gotta get the money. Yeah, it's the only way you can really punish someone who hasn't done, who hasn't committed

a crime worthy of extensive jail time. Yeah. And sometimes both happens, but. Resend the offer. Resend that offer of the 30 grand, I would say. Get a restraining order anyway. Why would you not get the restraining order anyway and you do that by going to the police?

You don't, like a guy, I can't sign, I don't think I can sign my own restraining order to you and then you go to the police and say, here's a restraining order this guy. They're gonna say, that's not that's not that's not works. Oh, you got to go through there. You're going to come to us and say that you need one. And then we look at it because we have to spend money enforcing it.

Yes. And again, I don't mean to knock the guy, but I hope, I hope he, I hope he drops this. I hope he first amendment speech document crushing document that he wants. I just hope he doesn't I just I don't want to see him let off the hook me either. Here we go. All right, here's what makes me a fucking wage. All right, this is for the bad movies, by the way,... you might go for a supposed to be ricky and julienne for uh... how we the following party right she could be ricky i'm julienne i have my constant together

i tell her earlier in the week they have the exact same black and white shirt ricky where is on amazon do you want me to order it because i know that's the sure you want to wear and she goes no that's okay i'll just to wear. And she goes, no, that's okay. I'll just find one of Target or whatnot. I don't really trust Amazon,

but if it doesn't come in time, what if it's not right? Okay, whatever, whatever, honey, you know what you're talking about, I guess. Here it is right here, really easy solution. Brian, you'll be here in two days. It'll be fine, but but no you do it your way i trust you

and here we are fucking two three hours for the party doesn't have anything like it i can't find a shirt anywhere and i go this couldn't have been avoided that other shirt that Ricky wears and my yellow gives her the same thing just find something similar doesn't have to be perfect

followed by i can't find anything that that looks right now and i'm calling you right now because all of what a fucking saying her is i thought you told you so well now she's going to play here i had it in my god damn but you can't do that yeah i should have just hit it i should have just hit it not give a fuck up

but you're not feeling sorry on the way it's already on the fuck away Yeah What On the way Time or what You know what maker goes Randy Top Make her push and get out Hold on I'm not going to say all that to her, but I know it'll make everything. He could go as Randy and she could be Leahy.

Yeah, it's kind of funny. Yeah. Yeah. He could be Julian. He could be Julian. She could be Leahy. They have kind of a weird romance. That's what I mean.

No, yeah, totally. You're going as Leahy or you're going as a weird romance. That's what I mean. No, yeah, totally. That's your going as Leahy or your going as Randy. The most one of the two. The one of the very iconic shirt that is not worn anywhere that hearing bone pattern that Ricky has. Yeah. Well, who are you guys? Mario and which?

I'm Luigi and she's a witch. Are you a pumpkin? You fucked up, you asked, I don't know, he asks people to fuck up though. That's a setup. You know what the right answer is. Well, that's why I'm glad she kind of just doubled down. Like, yeah, good.

I was like, yeah, I don't see it. Oh, you're asking me. You wouldn't see it. Oh, should I order it right now? Oh, gee, I don't know. You wasted how much time of my day asking me if I should obviously do this. I was talking about the pumpkin.

No, no, I remember. Yeah, I remember that. All right. Don't ask questions. You already know the answer, too. Just do it. Stop fucking wasting everyone's time. I know this is probably a very old meme to you,

but like, it's was a good example of like people like you were very, very needed. This has been very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very needed. This has been very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very needed. This has been very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, you know, the six just directly, it's fucking crazy, like hearing these young, they are the Donald people. Like so vehemingly anti-as-long, at least anti-ju.

And I always want to ask them, like, who do you think is... Who do you think cares so much about it? And if any of that Jewish means one of the people is fucking Islam who has a major presence online. And I think it's just important to be aware of that. And it's a fun, it's great. And I'm not like standing up for Jews or anything like that,

but there's a point where it's it to take it too far to take it the it was just for joke like you said it's a purpose to talk about the fucking about this and i don't know man and maybe i lost a plot in this event yeah i think so it happens it happens once in a while

people miss a greater picture yeah i think it's one of the yeah or if i choose it i choose it how about you sneeter happens once in a while. People miss the greater picture. Yeah. He's warm, he's warm. Yeah. He said, you know, how about you just need him? How about take a step back and try to test this larger stuff from that feud in the first fucking place. Let them have at it. I never thought about that.

Did you? Did you run the media, Sean? Yeah. Can they run everything? Pretty fucking good at it. That's when you're truly alone, by the way. When you finally kill all your enemies and then the real lonely assassin. Yeah. Can they run everything? It's pretty fucking good at it. That's when you're truly alone, by the way.

When you finally kill all your enemies, and then the real lonely assassin. Yeah, I guess... I guess so. They run in the media. Can they run the... Can they run the roads too? Yeah, media works.

He always comes on every day at this... Yeah. You know, making day at this, you know. Making a lot of stuff. Yeah, they're an industrious people. Got a nice little culture all cooked up, all about resolving differences and such, keeping it in-house. Learn a little bit.

You can learn a little bit from Jews. Could do worse. Could do a lot worse. Hey, bitch It's me again. Jacking off. I was just listening to bonus episode 22 The guy when the guy does the 360. Yeah, and his car and you say, oh, don't tell your girlfriend tell us So I'm calling for dick confessional and you can tell me how much of a retard I am. Okay. Still just walking by the way. Yeah. I remember this day. So I played

D&D on the weekends and I leave my girlfriends place and it gets canceled this weekend. Instead of turning around, I'm just like, fuck it, I'm gonna go to my dad's and play games. He's in town too. So I just play video games for like six hours. Just text me about how much you want to leave with me when I get home. I'm just sitting there feeling bad about fucking hurt My dad he's gonna die Deli we Really laboring I mean I hope he was like walking up a mountain hill. Yeah, I mean, I hope so.

I was doing a training montage. I had to call in and I mean, I hope that's not just like on the sidewalk around the block, you know, that's, I mean, really, very labored. That's a lot of, you know, some pretty heavy breathing for walking. I mean, you got a lot, sometimes I'll just set up like a fake conference that I have to go to. I tell ladies, girl, that we're doing a road rage every month just so I can get out of the house for a while.

You got it. You got it. You know, just make it easy for yourself, man. That's all you just have to live with you. Don't you don't confess these things. Honest these, is a compulsion that's overrated. Ever, it helps as much as it hurts. Sometimes people don't need to know everything.

You gotta explain yourself. Why? It's like the other guy. You just asking her to disagree. Yeah. Hey, dude. Long time, listen to your first time, voice mailers. All right.

I wanted to let you know what makes me a real... Thank you for sitting down. I'm watching the news right now. And, you know, they just arrested the guy who supposedly sent those pipe bombs to the mail to different political leaders. Anyway, they just found his van and they're impounding it, I guess, and they've got it on this truck covered in a blue tarp and they got a helicopter, you know, in a blue tarp and they've got a helicopter

You know following the whole thing down the interstate and The Dylan's part is they've got two unmarked cop cars Like flanking it on each side and I've literally been watching it for the past 15 minutes and They're taking up relains of traffic doing maybe 20 miles below the speed limit on the four lane highway. So they've got traffic picked up for miles. I have no idea what this formation is. I was driving behind them. I would be on my horn constantly for backing up traffic.

But no, God, different. They're transporting the space shuttle. I know. Why are you pointing shot like who you protecting this car from Yeah, anyway, it's like the boat The very valuable piece of Of propaganda they've got to keep under wraps that stupid Trump van. I mean, yeah, it's like Can you believe those pipe that pipe bombshit doesn't happen like every day? I am kind of surprised that it doesn't happen more often. Yeah.

Just oh, that's all I got to do. To get on the news, just slap a couple of wires and a pipe and send it off to Robert the Neuro. Shit. I'm over here trying to write songs. Nobody do that. Nobody do that or nobody make a joke about it. That whole thing, Facebook.

That whole thing. Yeah, we can't even get stole of a guy who we can talk to reasonably to stop doing stuff we don't want him to do. You look at that guy, the bomb guy. What the hell would saying to him? No, you can't know. Is there anything? No, he's just, he's, guys got problems.

Who fucking cares? Fuck, no one gives a shit about the bomb. No one should. You know, I didn't even give a, I didn't even really care when that assassin went around at the baseball game. Shot people. It's like, well, you know, that shit happens.

Ah, it sucks. Yeah. Sucks. Habs happen before. It'll happen again. Yeah, well, people are crazy. Yep. No fixing it. Yeah. Sucks. Habs happen before. It'll happen again. And it will. People are crazy. Yep.

No fixing it. Yep. Screaming mental health isn't going to fix it. They're just fucked. Sorry. Yeah. I mean, okay. Well, the whole politics of it, too, is, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, you're sad.

You're sad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. That's very politicized. Oh, come on. Yeah. You got the Fed chewing up the American dream, but you're mad at a guy mailing pipe bomb themed artworks

to turn out bombs. You fucking morons. There's squeak toys. A dog's con toy would do more damage than one of those pipe bombs. If it got dropped on somebody's foot. I think an 18 wheeler just pulled up outside your house. I think it did. I'm here at the whole pipe bomb thing.

Is it round the clock? I mean, they've got his van under lock and key. Of course, flanked by it. Like you said, like you're transporting the space shuttle. Remember that when they pulled it through the streets downtown? Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

I can't ask for all of this. All right, we've done a long show. Okay, okay, okay, let's get out of here. All right, buddy. All right, see you next Tuesday. See you guys, thanks.