The Dick Show - Episode 127 - Dick on Killing Kids

Episode Date: November 6, 2018

De-platformed from charity, ten counts of stalking, The Wall Street Journal kills kids, sanctions are coming, Save Our Pets stickers, how to get your girlfriend to lose weight, screwing over your coworkers, my anti-charity, hate speech, holocaust denial, and celebrating the one-year anniversary of The Lolsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Let me make sure all my notes are in order. Mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm. In order. Yes, good, good, good, good, good. All is well. Oh, yeah, I've got some funny stuff lined up today.

You do. Yeah, I think so. Oh, I think so. We've thought that before. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I thought that last week. What, last week was great. Oh, did you like last week. What last week was great. Oh, I like last week.

Oh, I'll kick that up. All right. We let, we had a Pandora's box and we opened it. We did. Yeah. Hey, welcome to the day you want to dig. You need to love dig. You got it.

It's a show where everything's a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Dick Masterson, AKA the $20 million man, AKA recently voted America's best Mexican. How many weeks? How many weeks? I think this is maybe six or seven weeks running. No, I think it's more like 10 or I think you said eight before.

Uh, a Mexican doesn't. That's what that's what we're at. Nobody knows quite what a Mexican baker's doesn't. Nobody knows quite what the number is. They just show up with a truck full of it. Okay, with me is always a Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dave. Hey, what's up, buddy?

Good. And as gracious last week was a wild ride. Yeah. Last week's show spilled, spilled all over all the groups, spilled onto other podcasts. Is that right? Yeah. There was the gentleman, Christopher the Kiwi,

who called in and I thought, let's have a simple, it's gonna be a simple funny story. No, I didn't think he was from Australia. His accent was different. His accent was more like New Zealand. Because to me, they sound closer to South Africa. They don't sound Australian at all. Yeah.

To me, but he said he was living in Australia, but I thought, uh, the accent's different. Guys, you know, I've got some correspondence between an inmate that I'm trying to date and just trying to shake me down from cash. Somebody moving math. I say, hey, what if this will be a funny story, right? This would be humorous, right?

Sure. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Took a sharp turn. Yeah. Took a sharp turn and it kept turning after the show ended.

Oh, it did. Any more fingers were threatened to be chopped off. Oh, boy. There was the burn cord that had a four hour interview with the guy. It culminated in Dr. Nurse, that guy, Christopher, because Dr. Nurse was talking to him, chatting with him and then kind of wanted to distance herself, he reported her to the medical board. I have, I was going to say this for later. Look at this. Yeah, look at this. Oh, it's crazy. She got this, she got this as a letter. You know,

She got this, she got this as a letter. You know, dear, yeah, dear the guy, this is to her, Dr. Nurse. This is in response, the information that has been provided to the board of registered nursing, we are currently evaluating this matter and appropriate action will be taken. It's important that the whatever is able to contact, any filed like a violation

against the nursing board again. And- She is as Christ. Oh, it's, it's, I found out that the guy, no, but like, as a, has multiple counts of stalking against him in New Zealand, and he's been banned from using the internet in 2016. I can't just stalking- Only me, so stalking.

Other people's opinions. Yeah, I meant something. So, when I said, so when I said, it's like that's your opinion, I said, you need to get off the internet and he goes, well, I'll ask you a little opinion. That's it. Like right away, you're something's wrong with you. You need to get off the internet. The kid had already, he had already been told by the government of New Zealand. Who's opinion actually really matters. You need to be off the internet. Oh, Christ. So, I mean, hopefully they'll take a look at this guy because they have a right to find

out who you're accuser is. Oh, man, I think they just totally ignore it from Alunite. So she's not in trouble. I don't think so, hopefully not. But, but. And this is, I always have this sick joy when I see something like this backfire because women especially will make that, will expose themselves in this way to try and help sick men. You know what I mean?

And they do it. They will overly do it. They were like, I cruise the knife. Fixers. Fixers. And they're guys who do it, but they're, yeah, it is like, women see who they want the guy to be. Yeah.

And it's like, well, if only my magical pussy, if only you're wanting to be inside my magical pussy, could, if only I can use that to trick you to listening to my, doc, my home spun wisdom for a little bit, I'll fix you. And then I'm, I'm better than my mom or whatever's going on in their head. Every fucking, every fucking time it makes me so angry to see women, they're like, I know, I know that I fucked and you are, you are making yourself vulnerable by engaging with them. You are making the herd vulnerable.

You are an anti-vaxxer right now. That guy is the disease. You don't think you are, but you are. But you are, but it do. You don't think it be like it is. People don't think it be like it is. But it do. But it do.

So every time I see it, and I think, well, did we learn a lesson? Did we learn a lesson here, Doc, about helping strange men? Well, you know, they can't help themselves. Well, I think she was, she also was genuinely trying to help George until finally, yeah, until she found out that he's fucking literally fucked. Yeah. It is, man, that whatever that that is that compulsion to try to fix, fix, fix, fix. You got to get, you got to shut it down.

You just got to shut it down. You've got to learn to have a decent radar for these kind of things. You know, hopefully you learn some people don't, but it's terrible. Terrible thing. That guy in a couple of sentences, you're like, okay. You know what the worst part is? I was gonna pay for him to talk to his inmate, love interest. I was ready to say, what is it, 30 bucks?

Yeah. I'll pay it. Just let us see the emails, right? But now I don't know. I mean, the offer's still on the table. If he wants to apologize for calling Dr. Nurse's job. So, pulling a George. For pulling a Maddox.

Yeah. If he wants to apologize for that shit, I'll consider it. I'll consider it. But look, I'm a man of resources, Sean. This is true. When I see a man's love being kept from him by the state and they're agreed to get money for email, I think I can make your life better for you.

The great email, shake down of the United States. For instance, a bucket email, that's fine. I'll pay it. You know, that's fine. But now I see he's, because the corresponding you're gonna get is priceless. Let's get a free 30, but it's always gonna be worth more than you pay for it.

Okay, that was wild. It was wild, man. Yeah, that was wild. And he sent me emails that he's thinking about going to Greenland, and then I've disrespected him. I've never seen such, I've never seen such a gall. It's fascinating to me. Don't, yeah.

Don't go to Greenland, but don't go to, don't go to the internet. Don't go to Greenland. You know what, if you go, I mean, am I the tourist board of Greenland come? Yeah. I am the, I am now the tourist board of Greenland come. Yeah. I am now the tourist board of Greenland, not the country, the concept. The concept.

And I'm telling you, the weather's beautiful. Come, come. You're going to love it. Something happened. Get away from your problems. Book a flight today. Yeah, well, I mean, it's cheaper than anywhere else you want to go. Well, let's put it this way. You will get away from your problems.

Ha ha ha. Forever. Yeah. Okay, we've got, I've got a lot of funny stuff. I'm in a really fucking good mood despite what is, what happened to me this week is maybe one of the sickest and most, and most awful things I've ever seen, so many people perpetrate in unison.

Yeah, this is gonna make me really angry. It made, what I'm, the short one to tell. I already know, you know what happened with the heel string. Yeah. I'll talk about it a little bit. I don't even know. You know what happened with the heel string. Yeah. I'll talk about it a little bit. I want to get to some other stuff first. We've got more locks, baseball t-shirts, three quarter sleeves, baseball t-shirts on sale,

on the store shop.dick.shurley. Like jerseys? Yeah, they look and they get more locks and like Dodgers font across them. They're pretty cool. Go check them out. Got them through. Which they get sued by the fucking Dodgers organization.

They got MLB. They got them in. Got them. Which they get sued by the fucking Todd's organization. They got MLB. They got them in, uh, yeah, in the back. It says, uh, fuck you. Sue me. Oh, nice. Yeah. They doesn't say that for men and for broads that shop.dick.show grab you more lectures.

It's only going to be a week. They're going to be there and then they're gone forever. Um, you know, we're coming up on the year of the lawsuit. Is that right? Yeah, I think it's, I think it's what time flies. I think it's this Tuesday when You know we're coming up on the year of the lawsuit. Is that right? I think it's, I think it's what time flies. I think it's this Tuesday when this episode comes out.

We'll be one year exactly. When it was filed. Yeah. When it was filed and I got served and ripped open the front and then posted it only to find that a stereos had posted it. Oh, it's a bit surreal for me because I was on Nick. Rikita's stream.

I wandered into one of his streams and stayed there for like three hours talking about the government. Mm-hmm. When just a couple days ago, talking about the government and gab and freeze, freeze peaches and stuff like that. But it was, it's weird thinking that a year has passed and my life has been made so much richer, literally and figuratively in this mine has both.

And I haven't even been sued. Yeah. I wish you were, buddy. I sort of wish I was, at least I made the lawsuit. Yeah. At least there's a quote in there. You did yeah Footnote in footnote in history. It's all I ever wanted to be dick. It's true. I remember you saying that just a footnote. Yeah It's been my life has been made

immeasurably more wealthy figuratively and literally with these incredible people who we've come to meet over the year, both the fans, people like Nick who've turned into, he's like a legal, legal, legal, legal, legal out there on the internet now. He's hosting debates. Nick is great. He's incredible. I mean, Nick is, it's really, like, rock-kita.

Just, yeah, just, just doing it, just to have so much charisma and be able to explain things and not, you know, I mean, and to relate it to, yeah. He knows. To say people everything. He was, I was on a stream and I was doing my thing talking about how, he's really natural. He was, I was talking about how,

what my favorite thing to talk about, how Congress, how Congress doesn't have enough congressmen. And then it should have like 6,000 and that's what it was. Well, yeah, to represent. Yeah, Nick hit me with this curve ball, this chili pepper, the Supreme Court should work the same way. He was describing how it was never intended to be just a few amount of people playing

God with like, if you imagine the Supreme Court, every threaten to expand it, to get his new deal through. Yeah, and just stack it. But still, that's still functionally same. Nick was saying that it was supposed to be like a distributed court system where there would be like 7,000 justices. And it was about disputes. And not like, if you think about it like this,

the Supreme Court, every decision they make is kind of an amendment to the Constitution. You know what I, does that make sense? Well, I, I guess as, unless it, unless it goes right in line with what's, but it never does because the court is always going back and forth politically. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. So it's like they're, they're kind of, they're wrecking the system because every decision they made is an amendment because they're like redef're kind of they're wrecking the system because every decision they made. I know.

Is an amendment because they're like redefining amendments as they see fit with these weird arguments. And will they just move my mind? No, I know. And in my mind, presidents for decades now have just appointed people on their side. It's an activist Supreme Court. No, no, no, it always has been. But I know, but especially it seems especially lately. No, it's always been, it's always been this bad. Even the very, the

very first one said, oh, yeah, we're now making decisions for the whole country. Yeah. So it's basically whoever's in power and whoever has the majority on the Supreme Court is going to get there. Yeah. Anyway, but I do understand that in most cases, the highly publicized ones are controversial but the Supreme Court agrees overwhelmingly a good percentage of the time. You know, I mean, it's not like they, it's not like they, they, uh, sure. Yeah, as they should. Yeah, right.

As you'd expect. Yeah. Um, anyway, the reason I brought up the year anniversaries because I had a, I had the opportunity to have a long chat with the stereos. Oh, about the impending sanctions, which I wasn't planning on doing, because, well, for a lot of reasons, but he's got dates available for the sanctions motion

in November. So as soon as he gets, this is an actual court date in court in front of Ramos again, oh yeah, with the stereos versus Jess versus Landau and versus Maddox on the same day. Do they have a second show? Well, it's a convenient forum as you know. They're probably there doing business already. And and Jess and George are not together.

Yeah. And she it's still fucking pulling her into this. Yeah. So she's got to show up. She's got to be so fucking mad. She's got to show up. Landows got to show up. Maddox has to show out. And at this point, because the sanctions are already through, it's totally out of their control. Yeah. because the sanctions are already through, it's totally out of their control. Yeah.

If the second, the second the day decided on a date, I'm buying a ticket. I plan to show up in court with monkey Jones. We're gonna be there, I can't, this is about to begin the revenge of the Jedi. Yeah. I know. about to begin the revenge of the Jedi. Yeah, I know. I've said it before to wait for it, but now it's beginning.

Yes. The wheels of justice, the stone of justice turns very slowly because these Jedi seek revenge. Ha ha ha. Again, I've been so happy about it all week because when you get that email from a judge, pick these dates, pick, Manics, pick your fucking execution. One of these days, you have to be, if you don't show up, I mean, to be honest, I don't know if it's better for him if he shows up or not.

Because he's such an unlikeable little Welp, like he's such a, you look at him, any judge would look at him and see what a disease he is. Just the thought process. He should absolutely show up. Yeah. I am, I mean, I have very high hopes. He should have a PowerPoint presentation, a video presentation. I just want, I hope that Maddox and Jess show up so badly. Oh, yeah. Just so I can, like, I wanna be able to, I wanna take out one of my eyes and replace it with a GoPro so that I can document the micro,

the micro aggressions on both of their faces as they're trying to argue their way out of owing a minimum 30 grand in legal fees with an indeterminate amount of pain and suffering that the judge might award depending on what kind of a day he has, which pray to God. I hope that Ramos, I love you Ramos, but I hope that you that day of court you have the definition of Alexander's most terrible no good, very bad fucked up day. You know, I hope that Starbucks accidentally switches your rapid morning frappuccino with urine.

That's how that, I hope, that's how pissed I hope you are. I hope this fucking idiot that's abused the sanctity of your job to get revenge on someone for dating their ex. I, yeah. I hope that, no, I hope that before court starts, Ramos is in a Starbucks and runs into Landown. And Landown has a conversation with him, just to put him in the right frame of mind. Asterios told this great story about Landown that I don't think he told anywhere else.

But again, this was on the Boomer versus, this is Boomer and Mumpke versus the Stereo's podcast. Asterio's told a story of the judge declaring the trial over, you know, at the end of the trial, the trial. And he said that when Landau was granted, or maybe this was, he said when Landau was granted emancipation from Maddox, This is a stereotype that it was like, he was like waiting for the last day of school,

waiting for the bell to ring. As soon as the gavel hit, Landau turned around and tried to speed walk out of court, like thinking that he can outrun the law, right? So then Greenberger goes, oh, by the way, we have sanctions. And the judge said, oh yeah, Mr. Landau,

you're Mr. Landau. Yeah. We're going to need to see you back here, sir. Yeah, come on. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait for this reckoning. You understand, like he, if stereos could be made completely whole, legally.

Legally. Legally. Yeah. And then the counter suit is still on the table. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know what the statute of limitations are, but that's a lot of time to plan in my mind anyway.

Oh, yeah. No, just it should just keep coming. It should just keep coming. Whatever they sow, they should reap tenfold. Yeah. Okay, let me see here. I'll tell you what makes me rage this week. Pet stickers.

Pet stickers. Pets are inside. Oh yeah, yeah. That's the millennial version of Baby Onboard. Yeah, it's accepted signals that a psychopath lives here. Yeah. I got some new neighbors. Oh, you mean not in the car on the house, Sean?

Oh. People are so in love with their pets and themselves that they figured out a way to put bumper stickers on their house, on their house. they figured out a way to put bumper stickers on their house, on their house. Somebody figured out the bumper sticker of the pet wasn't annoying enough. Now people have begun putting bumper stickers on their house, saying attention firemen. Oh, yeah.

Pets leave the pets. Yeah. Save the pets. Right. 9-11 wasn't enough. Now I need you to go in. I need you to go in and save our dog. Yeah.

I need you to go in and save. I need you to put your life at risk so I don't have to just buy a new fucking dog. Well, the new neighbors lived in. New neighbors moved in next door and already I'm pissed because I found out that the performer owners didn't sell to the top offer because they wanted a family to move in. So I said, well, you know, I really wish I would have gotten a forwarding address so I could write you a letter about thanking you for m the comp to screaming monsters for the next seven years of my life. Thank you so fucking much. I'm gonna get one of those hallmark cards

that has recordings. So when you open it, I can just play you the Saturday morning screams to kids throwing balls throwing dog toys against their wooden balcony right outside my bedroom. Thank you so fucking much. Which side is it on? My bedroom side. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Right there, right there. Nice, a coos, they built, their patio is a guitar.

Yeah. So it only resonates. Thank you so much for not selling this house to an old couple who's, who's, who's, who are practically ghosts. They don't make any noise. Thank you.

Thank you for that. Thank you for that. Let me send you a Christmas package that looks like Jokey Smurfs. I meet them and the woman there said I noticed you're building a patio down at the bottom of the hill. Yes.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's very big. Why thank you? Yeah, I said, well, thank you. I know that you're, I can, I can see that you are, that you're being critical. Big patio's running my family. Yeah. Oh, it's very, it's very big.

I caught that. I caught that slide. That's the hardest. Yeah. And then I look, I look over at her. What do I see in the window? Pets live here. Save our pets. Save our pets, Sean. As if the firemen don't have enough to think about while they're dodging flaming asbestos and floors that give away at any, because they were all built by third world laborers.

And you know what, if they hear a pet or something, they usually save them anyway. If you got time and it's on your way out, grab them by the head, drag them with you. Because every time I have tried to save a pet in the wild, I stop my car, put it in park, get out, try to lure it over. It has bolted. I have bolted a trying to save a pet. I have bolted it right into traffic. I can't do it when nothing is burning down around me. I don't need that.

I don't need walking out knowing, having to answer the first, oh, so did you, oh, you made it out alive, you put out the fire, you did your job of protecting the entire neighborhood from getting burned down, right? Because that's the purpose of your job is protecting everybody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank God you got yourself out, but sometimes all you can do is protect the houses around it. You know, the structure, the big structure fires. There's somewhere it's like, this is not going to be put out.

I'm not paying firemen to save your fucking house. It's already burned. You're not going to move back in and put a new paint. We're paying it to protect our houses. You fucking idiots, because you left a kettle plugged in too long. Didn't that work? What's the extra? Because, yes. Yeah.

It's a magical feather. Magical feather. Yeah. What do you mean? Putting this stupid, it's people, as somebody who fundamentally doesn't understand how hard it is. What's magic feather? To do someone else's shot like there.

This is, this is somebody who's putting a sticker on their house. Thinking that there's no like Dumbos magic feather, I think he needs, oh, yeah. Like, do you think that this is, right, any way paid it, they fucking ignore it. No, no, no, they're not reading, they're not looking at your artwork on the walls. No, I think that's a real Monet.

Save my, that's what I'm gonna say. Please save my magic cards. They're all sorted in alphabetical order. Yeah. I have lots of decks that I have built my own and I have an emotional attachment to them. Yeah. Please, please save my fan art. Yep. In my basement. Yep. Please save, save my bed. I have a lot of good memories of that bed. Yeah. Yeah, that's a pet's, save my pet sticker. They could be dead in the yard. Who takes off stickers?

It's not like a car registration where you gotta put a new sticker on it every year, 2018. Oh, there's a pet still in here, all right. And they're out in the yard. Yeah, they're not looking at the, they're not looking at that sticker. Obnoxious. Very obnoxious.

Certainly not in the case of a fire. I want you to go down to the fire house and explain to all of them how you'd like your pets saved. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Let's see that interaction. Yeah.

And they do. They do, they do pull pets out a lot. They do it anyway. Let them die Fuck fuck your pants. We got to take a big insurance policy hat on them first. Yeah, fuck everyone's pet Fuck you stupid pets. I'm so sick of them. Okay here The chief editor of the Wall Street Journal has blocked me. Here's where I get angry You're not already angry? Oh no, I mean, yeah, but yeah, yeah, go ahead. The fuck is wrong with you?

With that sticker? Somebody's, that's somebody's kid that you're, what do you, what do you expect them to do? Put a bunch of beef jerky on their pants and lure the, you save them. You know your house, run in there and save them. Yeah. The chief editor of the Wall Street Journal

has me blocked on Twitter because I, I forget what I asked him. You remember when I did the heel stream? Yeah, you raised 26 grand or something like that? 27,000 bucks for St. Jude's hospital. Yeah. Not that, not a tremendous amount of money, right? That, to me, that's, you know,

I'm sure their operating budget is in the billions. I don't know. I just know that cancer is underfunded. Yeah. Well, you know, I should be happy because I was, I hate charity. You know, that everyone knows my opinions on charity. I hate giving to it. I just, I don't like it because I don't trust. I don't trust where the money is going. I don't trust where it goes a lot of the time. I don't, I don't believe the people who

are so happy to be fundraising it. Look, if I wanted to cure cancer, I would just cure cancer. I don't need to be paying a bunch of point dexteries to do it for me. Okay. Yeah, where would you start? If I wanted to make just, you know, I'll start with Consuelo. Yeah, I'll start doing experiments on her. Okay. She's not looking. If I wanted to make the world a better place, I would just go by a homeless guy, some liquor. All right, that's charity. That's making that guy's life better. At least I got a shot at that.

I get some return on it, you know? Donating to charity, just throwing water into a bucket. Throwing a bucket into the ocean. Like, ah, come on. I need some bang for my buck, right? I'm as cynical as they come when it comes to charity. You know what, that's what I'm saying. We did the heel stream.

Me, Ethan Ralph, Sam Hyde, a bunch of off-color, Mr. Mediker, Jim, a patio furniture. We did a heel stream where it's a program called Superchats for good, where if you turn it on on your YouTube stream, all the superchatting goes directly to charity. You don't get to touch shit of it. YouTube doesn't touch shit of it. It goes right to charity. Right. It's great. As we said, we raised about $27,000. And as of Friday, as of a couple days ago,

YouTube forcibly refunded all of that money to all the people who donated it because our stream was deemed hate speech. This is a stream with comedians making jokes and singing poorly and drunkly a song called ram ranch about gay cowboy sex. Yeah, this is a stream of drunk comedians, including me, having fun, that the Wall Street Journal, this bitch from the Wall Street Journal, let me see what her name, Yuri Co, I think it was. Real quick, go ahead. Who refunded the money? YouTube.

YouTube. So St. Jude's had nothing to do with it. No, and they, but they've pissed me off as well, and I'll tell you why. I think I caused their PR girl to make her Twitter account private because I was asking her, you know, questions. Yeah. As you would. I like it. I want to know what you do. You always have a question. I want to know how culpable people think they are or not in murder. Like, it seems to me like, it seems to me like everyone teamed up to take money from kids with cancer and give it to Nazis. That is the, that's the story. The Wall Street Journal has teamed up with YouTube to take money from kids with cancer and give it to Nazis. That's the only way I said it to.

That's the only way to see it. It doesn't matter that the Nazis had the money first, it was gone. They gave it away. All these white supremacists got tricked into parting with their cash to try to fight cancer. Do you know what? They gave it back. Do you know what gave it back? Do you know what YouTube did? And it's because of the Wall Street Journal.

It is directly, yeah, that's right here. Directly because of the Wall Street Journal. What YouTube and or St. Jude should have said was, while we don't agree with these people, while we actually think they're appallingly disgusting, or we hope they get cancer. Human beings, even people we consider bad can do good things.

No, you don't have to say that. No, you don't have to say that. No, you don't have to say that. No, you don't have to say that. We hate these people. We hate them. The amount of money they raised will pay for chemo for one kid for eight weeks. That's all you got to say.

We hate them. We'll take money. But I'll tell the story and then I'll get to the point. So the heel stream raises in late September, the heel stream raises $27,000 for St. Jude's. None of us get to touch it. It's just a bunch of guys getting drunk and having fun. As I said again, now, granted, there was a guest on who was debating whether or not the

holocaust happened. Yeah, sure. With someone else, key word there is debate, debating it. They have this on the networks too. You'll get somebody like that too. Well, you know, but that's the as soon as you bring in any, like for some reason, that is a verbodentop, anything about the Holocaust, like suggesting, suggesting anything about the Holocaust, anything other than, uh, monsters, monsters, monsters, monsters, monsters, nobody, nobody will let anybody

explore the idea that there's no difference between Nazi Germany and any other country on it. It's all the same people. Every single country can be led to that. And you don't know. I saw a Jewish professor say the same thing. He was talking to me. He said, what is so incredible and really scary about the Holocaust is that these men were

not monsters. No. men were not monsters. No, they were not demons. They were ordinary men. Yeah. And he said that's, you know, that needs to be remembered. Um, not only were they ordinary men, but we take, we took the scientists like, um, I read, sure. I read a biography in Heisenberg recently, and towards the end, it was so interesting to

watch Heisenberg just like he bent over backwards trying to make a bomb for Germany. Yeah. That's right. In a strangely bizarre way that you wouldn't think somebody could violate their principles into doing. And if he read Con the whole, Heisenberg read Con the whole thing after the fact saying that, oh, we were sabotaging it too. And this was just to keep up with technology.

We were working on it, but we were doing it not as good as we could. It's like, motherfucker, you dragged a heavy water tank through the Alps to continue to reach. What are you talking about? You went way above and beyond, just showing up for work and a division of theoretical and practical physics

that nobody really gave a fuck about. Anyway. No, they were desperately trying to get the bomb. Anyway, the heel stream happened about a month ago. And a woman by the name of Yuri, Yuri Co. A journalist for the Wall Street Journal took it upon herself to start asking questions. And of course, she's not asking questions. She's pushing the narrative of her clickbait piece. Like keep in mind, the concept of journalism in America

is and always has been selling ads. Yeah. It's about stoking emotions in a way that make people click on your headline that draw them in, that make them miserable and get them to click on ads. Like that's that's an entire job. There's no there's no honor here. They serve no sacred function in America. That's their job. If you're looking for truth, you're looking at the wrong profession. So, Yoriko sends an email to Ralph,

Ethan Ralph of the Ralph Rattort, saying, let me see if I can get that email up here. I have a copy of it. Now, keep in mind, this all happens the week that I'm guest to hosting on the kill street. Yeah, sure. So, I killed the show. Uh-huh.

Yeah, here it is. He says, he's, Hey, Ethan, this is Yuri Koe from the Wall Street Journal. I'm working on a story about how alt-right personalities have utilized YouTube's superchamp function. You think it's George? Had their ass. He's upgraded. He's got a whole fake, he's got a's upgraded. He's got a whole fake life.

He's got a fake, he's got a fake, he's got a fake profile on babybump.com and a fake husband. We're mentioning some of your live streams in the story, including one that was aired and deleted in which you spoke about the Pittsburgh shooting, the synagogue shooting. That was the last show I was on is when we were talking about the synagogue shooting. That was the last show I was on is when we were talking about the synagogue shooting. Yeah. It appears that live stream generated over $500 via SuperChat. Some of the comments both paid and unpaid were problematic. No shit, you dumb bitch. It's the internet. Have you been on the internet before? First of all, this is the tell already, problematic. Yeah, I know.

What is the definition of problematic, that the wall, what's the editorial definition of problematic? No, it has used in context of the Wall Street Journal. It offended her. For instance, one super chat comment said, down there, this is your e-cows words. If you want to know if the synagogue shooting was a false flag, then check out the lucky Larry life insurance policies on those dead Jews. Okay. Okay, so yeah. Right. All right, we know these people. Another, yeah. Yeah. Another example is a super chat that said,

one time I also dated a Jew in Doc Hal with a Geiger counter. 148 gang gang, I don't know what that is. Regarding that live stream, did you delete it? I did it a Jew with a Geiger counter. Meaning radiation poisoning. What was, what was radiation poisoning on the camps? I don't, I don't know. I don't get it.

I mean, maybe they did some, it's possible they did some radiation experiments. I don't know, I don't know about that. See, maybe they did some, it's possible they did some radiation experiments. I don't know. I don't know about that. See, I had good jujokes on the stream. Yeah. You know, I said 11 people, 11 Jews got killed. That's what they call a Jewish baker's dozen.

That's funny, Sean. That's a thinker. You see, because it's a thinker. It plays on the stereotype that somehow you're getting shafted. Yeah. That's why it's right, and a regular baker's doesn't you get extra. That's right. But my joke plays on a, yeah.

Yeah. See, it's a fucking joke. Yeah. It's a fucking joke. Right. It's a joke. Yeah. Because everything should be open to ridicule.

Everything is open to ridicule. Every race, every color, everything. Because it's funny. Because it's very hard to live in it. It's very hard to live with other people as it is. As it is. Without exploding, you've got to say hard things in comedic ways or else you will want to kill yourself. You have to.

Yep. I agree. My family rips on each other all the fucking time for everything, or else we'd go insane. We'd go insane. We'd go insane if we didn't. Regarding that live stream, did you delete it or was that YouTube and why? We're also mentioning the Ralph or Torrance live stream from September 29th that raised 26,000 for St. Jude.

I think it was 27. I wanted to reach out in case you'd like to comment. I'm gonna give this. I'm gonna give this. She's Asian. No, be Jewish. She's Asian. No, I know. Oh, yeah. Comment in here.

I also wanted to confirm that you share the revenue from your superchats with YouTube. My deadline is tomorrow. So YouTube is defending their superchats process from people like her, muck rakers. Yeah, we're just selling, they're just trying to piss people off to sell ads, right? Yeah.

And she might be personally invested in this too. I mean, it could work on two fronts. Ironically, her parents had just gotten in trouble for selling possibly dangerous cancer medication or something like that. Oh, really? Yeah. So harming people with cancer

seems to be the family business. YouTube's gotten in a lot of trouble. Yeah. Well, not real trouble, of course, because they're YouTube. Yeah. For superchats being offensive. And their solution to that was to take offensive superchats,

not give them to the creator and send them to charity. So instead of that now, they've taken the chip. They're already going to charity. Yeah, it was already going to charity. You're fucked up policy was working. So they sent it to, they sent it back. It's all the Nazis because of that. I don't know if you wanna read her article,

but she asked YouTube the same thing. She asked St. Jude's the same thing. How do you feel about getting money? How do you feel about getting money from Nazis and Holocaust? And it was the first fucking thing I said when I got on the heel stream was, wow, all these Nazis and Holocaust deniers

sure raised a hell of a lot of money. That's right. For kids with cancer as a fucking joke, as a joke. Sam Hyde was right on the stream after me saying, yeah, make sure that any of the kids who have negative things to say about world peace and Sam Hyde don't get any cancer medicine as a joke.

But they've gone above and beyond and they've gone further than the joke. It's fucking a ass of nine. It's just, it's terrible because who loses? Yeah, the kids, the kids obviously, it is, I'd never heard about weaponized charity before this started. That's a good term for it.

It's this idea that morons have cooked up, that evil people are weaponizing charity in order to get good PR somehow. Bitch, no one is, no one was writing about the goodness of this. Man, yeah. I'll say something. There's something about kids with cancer that really hits me. It just does. And I don't know why. It's that in particular. I just think it's so unfair. They say life's not fair.

That is one of the most especially unfair. Starving kids, kids with cancer, things like that. But kids. And I'll tell you what, every time I go, because St. Jude's always does this about this time. Yeah.

Every time I see a donation center, if I fucking order a pizza and they say, do you wanna, I donate every time. Pivot. Every time. You donate every time. I do. I stick money in there.

I do whatever, just because I never do. I always do. It's the only thing that I do. Yeah. Like MS, like all that. I don't do it. I just, I don't know. There's something, there's something that hits me about kids with cancer that I can't

get past and I feel like just by sticking something in there, I'm doing something. I don't know, but it's like that's the fact that YouTube and to a lesser extent, St. Jude's is is taking that away is really morally reprehensible. It's more like a repugnant to anybody to anybody who claims to give a shit at all. People messaged me afterwards because I was presumably a lot of dickheads donated to that stream. Yeah, they were streaming for a while. They messaged me saying that they were deeply depressed by it. Like it made them very sad and hurt them in a way that they were not familiar with. And you kind of just go, what's the point? I can't make a joke.

I can't express myself in any way, even if it was protected by the, say, the First Amendment. It's, and somehow my money is poison. It's because people in general need us to be monsters. They need the KKK to be monsters. They need Nazis to be monsters. They need Richard Spencer and make it more easy to write them off and everything they do. They don't have to listen. Right. Monsters. Right.

Right. As soon as monsters start donating to kids charity, it fucks up there. It fucks up their internal perception of them as the ultimate force of good, that is black and white. We've got way too many people walking around with some kind of cluster, be cluster personality disorder, some kind of sick personality schism disorder where they cannot conceive of a world where there's varying degrees of evil and logic,

humor and non-human, and that most of it is a gray area. Yes. And that this dragon, this evil Nazi dragon that they need to exist to say doesn't fucking exist. You want to stop, you want to stop the Holocaust from happening? Don't stop people from making jokes. Make sure that the middle class has, has the ability to prosper because if you take that away, if you take away the working class, if you're able to prosper, if you take away the middle class's money, too much of the middle class's money and give it to the poor and too much of the middle class's money and give it to the rich, they'll fucking kill somebody.

Yeah. When is that ever happened? When is that ever happened? Yeah, that's never happened in history. Well, fucking kill somebody. Yeah. When is that ever happened? When is that ever happened? Has that ever happened? That's never happened in history. No, that's not the reason for all mass deaths is that somebody came around and took advantage of the working sect of society.

Such, that's not what tricks people into communism. Such short memories. It's a lack of understanding of things that have happened before. It's so, and it's getting stupid. It's so fucking stupid to get upset about the jokes. To get upset about anything and every single fucking time somebody overreacts to anything. Oh, they should be going, thanks, dipshit. Thanks for the five bucks.

Thanks for the five bucks, moron. Yep. I'll let you say the Holocaust didn't happen again for it for 10. Yeah, exactly. I fucking love it so much. Got anything else? Yeah, nobody's disgusting. You say the Trail of Tears didn't happen, nobody cares.

You say, no, I know. Yeah, no, I know. There's, you say the Earth is flat. Yeah, I got questions about the Holocaust. Reeeeee. Yeah, why? Cause it fucks up your, it fucks up your internal, it fucks up their internal perception

of how they see themselves. It has nothing to do with anybody else, but this massive ego trip that everybody's on. Yeah, I agree. Ah, um, do you want me to read the her I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm parent make an app for something like that. Something tells me the parents would not be on board with this.

You give them give the parents all the parents at St. Jude's list of all the most offensive comments in the world starting from not very offensive and going to the most offensive comment and then you tell them where to draw the line at whose money is no good offensive to them. Yeah, to give to their child. I got a feeling it's gonna be a quick decision, quick and unanimous. I don't care how many there are. Uh-huh. The idea, it is this leftover, it's this concept, like, you know how priests, the Catholic

Church used to let you buy forgiveness, right? Big scam. Sure. Because all the money just went to the church. Yeah. to let you buy forgiveness, right? Big scam. Sure. Because all the money just went to the church. This is what a significant number of people think that we're doing, buying some kind of forgiveness. I don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck what people think about me or the show? Or my comedy or who I associate with? Oh, you're talking, you're talking a rich, you're giving him a platform, you're giving Richard Spencer a platform, you're normalizing hate, you're normal, you're normalizing hate.

Good. You so offended, So prove why? Prove exactly what's wrong. Argue why, argue it out. What exactly what's fucking wrong with it? You're so fucking afraid of everything. Yeah. Yeah.

Meanwhile, you're giving, if you're really afraid that hate speech is getting normalized, you're given the people doing it exactly what they want by giving a reaction. We test all day. Sure. We test all day to see what gets that that spurg out. That's right. We got top men working in racism factories trying to come up with new jokes to see what gets their eyes out of people. Yeah. As soon as they find one, we're running with it. That's right. So who's who's shaping this world? It's what you do. It's what a little kid does. Yeah. To get what he wants. God, does this work? That didn't work. I'll do it again.

I need to get that reaction out of this person to prove that they're an idiot. I need to get him to spur God. Let me see if I'll say this. That didn't work. Say this. That didn't work. Ah! This one worked. Boys. Got you. We got one. We got one. Say it forever. Yeah. So then I found, get this. This is how much good is going into this charity. People are saying, well, how did Google have the ability, how did YouTube have the ability to give this money back? It was over a month ago.

Network for good, the company that Google uses to process all these donations holds the money for 90 days starting in the last calendar day when the donation is made. Okay. So wait a minute. Yeah. So they hold it?

Yeah, they hold it. So do they get 90 days? Do they get to, does it go into, do they get to make interest on it? Do they get, well, gosh, Sean, someone's making the interest, someone's making the 2% annual percentage yield on a three month CD. So I looked into the company a little bit. Son of a bitch. $2.2 billion process since 2001.

That's $10 million in interest. Now that they're partnered up with Google and that charity live streaming is about to be, is about to be so important to YouTube that they killed their number one running late night show to preserve the sanctity of the super chats for good. Imagine how much fucking money they're going to make.

They didn't even ask St. Jude's if they wanted the money. They YouTube just returned it to keep, to keep the marketability of their super chats pure for all the rest of the suckers, the billions of dollars and suckers that they're going to draw in with it. Oh damn. Yeah. On. Always a fucking scam.

Always a fucking scam. Yeah. I had a bad, never, never participate in charities because I fucking don't trust them. I don't fucking trust charities. And this is an intermediary. Yeah. So it's really fucked. It's very fucked. Uh, here's the here's the article. I think it's interesting hours after Robert Bowers

Little rhyme Hours after Robert Bowers stormed the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh on October 27th far-right personality Ethan Ralph launched a live stream on YouTube to discuss the shooting that claimed hours after Robert Bowers stormed the tree of life synagogue in Pittsburgh on October 27th. Far right personality Ethan Ralph launched a live stream on YouTube to discuss the shooting that claimed 11 lives. First of all, bitch, it wasn't October 27th. That is a fucking lie. It was October 29th.

I remember because it was my birthday. Yeah. Fact checking. Yeah, I mean, just basic things like that. You think it's a little different to have an hours after something happened versus a normal Monday on a news program where we talk about the fucking news? Sue and some viewers begin paying to have their comments

featured in the live chat scrolling alongside the streaming video through a featured YouTube launched last year called Super Chat. During the live stream, which YouTube since deleted. False. Ralph deleted it, I think. He always delete some and archives it. One user paid two British pounds to write, how do you get a Jewish girl's number, roll

up her sleeve? I remember that joke. I imagine that's been a joke for 60 years. Yes. Another viewer paid five dollars and wrote, if you want to know if the synagogue shooting was over, yeah, check looking check looking there is life and J Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YouTube said late on Friday that it had permanently removed Mr. Ralph's channel The Ralph are toward from its platform for policy violations and for going against its terms of service. Mr. Ralph

Whose channel had 22,500 subscribers is one of several far right YouTube celebrities far right evil Nazis who have used the super chat function to make money topics among such users can be wide ranging from events like the tragedy in Pittsburgh and the confirmation of Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh to crit critiques of the media, and internal debates among members of the far right online communities. I don't think that's true. Most superchats generate a few hundred dollars in revenue according to an analysis conducted

for the Wall Street Journal with YouTube, typically collecting 30% people familiar with the matter said, I bet she's talking about her husband there. Because this bitch dates a technology writer. I was googling around and I found her baby registry. Her husband is a technology writer. And I suspect, I suspect that she got an in with Google to force them into doing this shit through her husband.

That's just a suspicion I have. A spokeswoman for YouTube, owned by Alphabet Incorporated's Google said the company donates to charity. If the proceeds from many superchats violate its hate speech policy. So if they don't like you're saying, if you don't keep your donators in line, they donate your money to charity to charity. I don't understand why didn't they do that after 90 days? Why didn't they just, if they hate the Nazis so much, why didn't they take our charity money from the Why didn't they just, if they hate the Nazis so much, why didn't they take our charity money from the kids and at least give it to the NAACP?

That would be a real stump, right? Right. Oh, you Nazis. Yeah. You Nazis, huh? We're giving it, we're actually giving it to the ADL. What is the one that's like the Jewish defense, the southern, we're giving it to the southern poverty law center.

I think that's, isn't that can be avoided? No, wait, no, that's, southern poverty law center. I think that's, isn't that conservative? No, wait, no, that's, no, that's, I think that's the anti-deformation league. Okay. Which one is the, I think it's the southern, the southern poverty law center. Yeah, the one out that. Yeah. Give it to somebody for fuck's sake. Don't give it back to the Nazis.

Yeah, yeah. Because I'm taking my donation back and I'm going to 7-Eleven, buying packs of cigarettes, putting them in tennis balls, and then throwing them into elementary schools. You don't want my money to fight cancer? Fine, I'm gonna make some fucking cancer. Then we'll see if this is how the world works. You don't ask for things.

You put people in situations where what you want is preferable to what they're currently getting. Everybody picks on me for the way I tear into people online, but you have to, people will not look at something, because looking at something is work. They're not going to look at what's going on with Maddox if you ask them to, because what they currently have is better than that. You have to make them hated until they reach a point where they think, wow, action,

doing action and doing what they want me to do is better than what I currently have. And this goes for everything. You're looking for a new job, you don't ask for a raise, you put your boss in a position where giving you a raise is better than the alternative, which is you going to work for somewhere else or them having to find something new. With women, if you want something from, you put them in a situation where there's an implication of that, you put them in a situation where giving you what you want is better than what they have. They can get right?

Yeah, it's like this. That is so much a life. I might be getting too preachy in this episode. I don't know. It's so frustrating. It's because of what the, it's because of the end result of what they did. Always.

Are we saying ram range for nothing? Yeah. Singing about gay cowboys for nothing. You know, it's fucked on that stream. I stopped them from singing the Moon Man song because it was way too offensive. And how's the Moon Man song? It's about, it's like, it just drops a lot of,

it's very funny, but it drops a lot of racial epithets. I thought it would be, I thought it would be in poor taste to end the stream with us singing the moonman song. So I said, I won't want to do it. I wouldn't sing it if we sang it. So there were standards. Well, it was a suggestion.

Yeah, okay. Which they didn't take. Really? But hate speech and content that promotes violence is prohibited on YouTube Yeah, have you been on YouTube? I don't think that's accurate We've also been working hard over the last several months to refine our policies on who has access to monetization features and while this work is ongoing We are dedicated to continuing to improve the fight against hate online eat snacky smores Hate online

You can't tell the difference between a joke and hate speech. That was the point of men are better than women. Yeah, and you think you can do a family-fued survey on hate speech and jokes. People can't tell. Because there's no fucking difference. There's a joke's are driven by hatred. I don't know if that's always true, but- Now, sure.

But it's, I think jokes sometimes are just like a, I don't know, coping sometimes for what makes people uncomfortable. For- Yeah. It's like, some people laugh at funerals. Yeah, you know? Like other popular social media platforms, YouTube is struggle to draw a line, blah, blah, blah, blah, super chat, racist comments are not uncommon, just as troubling according to researchers or the comments stay within YouTube's guide.

For instance, some commenters use the term basketball Americans rather than a slur. Okay. It's not rather than a slur, and population replacement when referring to conspiracies about white genocide. What they're doing is transmitting these ideas in other ways, says one researcher. The researcher has been targeted in the past by white supremacists and other members of far-right

infringes. Let me try to find a researcher. That's pretty vague. Yeah, researcher. I'm trying to find the St. Jude's quote, because it's the worst one. It's the worst part of the whole thing. Here we go.

When contacted earlier in the week, St. Jude said it was aware of the chats and was making arrangements to reverse any donations. On Friday, a spokesperson said, well, they shouldn't have to because the money hasn't gone to them. Yeah. On Friday, a spokesperson said, we had no intention of receiving or accepting any of the funds associated with this live stream.

Yeah. Money's no good here. Well, so do they want to piss off, do they want to piss off YouTube or do they want to piss off the listeners and the live streamers? Do you know what I mean? People are using children. Yeah. St. Jude's.

They're using the cancer kids as leverage to squash speech. Well, because the threat is, but it will revoke our funding if you associate and you whitewash these white supremacists. Who's gonna revoke the funding? Donors. Big donors. The reason that she had to say that is because she's afraid of other people revoking their funds

because they're seen as whitewashing. Yeah. The ideologies of people they don't know. Well, and they don't, I don't think they want to piss off YouTube either. If a lot of funs come in through YouTube as well. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,

um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um black says, Pienwienerstein, nobody was actually racist through those streams. I mean, quite frankly, they probably were. I, we're all a little bit racist. To me, it doesn't matter. It shouldn't matter if they were. The only thing is it's, again, it goes to fight cancer for kids.

Yeah, the only thing that matters is that the government doesn't take people from their homes. Yeah, I mean, that's right. This is racist as you want. Just don't violate any of the amendments. Yeah, fine. Yeah, go do whatever you want. Just don't break the fucking law.

That's very simple. It's how it's supposed to be. We got a ton of cops because of all your anti-drug shit. We should be able to enforce this kind of thing. All right. Let me sit here. Thiraly depressing. It is thoroughly depressing.

I got something, maybe I'm gonna play a song. Maybe get us out of this funk. Can Star Trek is Star Trek allowed to give money to St. Jude's? That's the most racist shit in history, right? Star Trek has a race of space Jews that all they talk about is making money. Yeah, they always thought they were more like Arab traders. No.

Yeah. What's the whole race says? Wars might as well have written someone else's bicycle onto the deck every episode. It's so fucking racist. Wow, those klingons, sure, right? Yeah. They're just a, yeah.

Right. We need to let this stuff out. Asian people, you go too fast. You make us feel dumb. We need to let this out in a way that is palatable. Yeah. Oh, this one is my room records. You know, my room records daughter was very sick.

He was, he was very upset about this. Yeah, he was, she was sick as a kid. I think she needs to be on medicine for her whole life. Well, yep, it's again, who are you taking it away from ultimately? And all your grandstanding and virtue signaling and all this bullshit. And the fucking writer, Yori Koe, the baby bump thing that I found, the baby bump registry,

in 2016. It's got a fucking kid. Yeah. Yeah. What the hell? What's the matter with you? You knew what would happen. You knew what would happen the way you were asking the fucking questions, you stupid bitch. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? The article is, there's no research. Does she have an amount in her brain that she would have a problem ruining? If it were a million dollars, would she burn the pile of money? Right. What about 10 million?

Yeah, where is it? Where's the line? No, here you go. My room records, this is called Breeze Cucks. Trademark song. A libertarian tried to say his property was his own But it's all mine like the women in my life Own a ship is something that I am old The biggest problem I deserve to own I'll get the trademark, it's my own

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Very talented. I will never understand the hate speech meme. What's that? That there's a difference between hate speech and jokes. And that it should exist at all. Hate facts, the stats are hate facts. Yeah. Speech is hate speech. It's all protected.

Jokes are, I mean, this, this, um, this arguing, this piecemeal arguing over which ones were sort of like the, well, the line moves. It kind of just moves whenever anybody wants to silence anybody else. Yes. Exactly. The speech, like genuine, there's this, I've seen this idea that this genuine hate speech is somehow different than jokes. It's not, jokes are way more powerful than speech. They're catchy. Yeah.

I mean, they're catchy. Trump got in with jokes and could do whatever he wants. He didn't get in with, Hitler wasn't a funny guy. Not to mind always. But he could have been yeah, right? Yeah, he could have been probably could have been could he could have been funny. Yeah Yeah, that's the whole thing the whole thing's very problematic Sean Did you see the grab them by the ballot? Oh?

You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna do a Maddox thing this I thought this one was kind of funny., I'm at the, yeah, yeah, let's do a Maddox. Let's see up to now. Is he putting out a podcast still? I don't know. Does anybody know? It should be this month. It should be this Maddox Monday if he's still doing a show. Yeah. He went to every other week. But I did. I predicted that every other week would be more difficult for him to maintain because it's harder to maintain. It's harder to do a schedule where it's not every week. It's a lot easier to put off something when it's every other week than it is when it's every week. You get into the rhythm.

When you have one Saturday off, next Saturday comes or anything. I don't want to do this. I can see that. This is based on an old video Maddox had. Apparently people caught him putting disclaimers on some of his old material. You know, I really, yeah, he's so like in LA now and terrified of being looked at as a me.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Whenever, when the whole rapeless thing happened, remember I said, yeah, I wrote it, it's funny. Fuck you. You don't like it? Come, Come try to outfundee me. Yeah. It's something. And we'll see who we'll see how well that works out for you, right? It's funny. You want to talk about it. I'll talk about it with you, but it's a fucking joke

relax. Sure. Maddox went the other way, disavowed his book. So apparently he's been disavowing his videos. Here is. Here's an old classic. This is the Mac versus a PC parody. Yeah. Your heart rate cannot be that high. Yeah, it is. No way. I'm a sick man. Can you read the Wall Street Journal? There's no, there's no way that's right. Sean, that's accurate. I don't believe it. I'm having to fiddle with technology. It's 182. Oh, it might be at a batteries. Yeah. I would think so.

All right. Either it's at a batteries or I'm at a battery. Pretty sure that's not as high as it is. Oh, I'm an American. I'm a PC. I'm Steve. Let me play that again with this properly set up. It's not only was I fucking around with this, but I wasn't paying attention.

I was. Okay, let's do it again. All right, really, really offended. Everybody's not watching the video. This is Mac versus PC parody. Back when those Mac ads were first going around with the guy Justin Justin. There's the nerd. There's a third guy there who Justin Maddox has made so Justin Long is making out with him. and Maddox has made so Justin Long is making out with him. So Macvres is very disturbing kissing sounds too.

Macvres is PC. The Mac sees another guy, eyes him up and down, and then in the next scene they're making out and that was that gross making out sound. And then it says Mac's gay. Yeah. The unspoken message is max gay. Okay, here's what, here's what Maddox has gone and written on that video.

From Maddox.exmission.com, note, this video was originally uploaded in 2007 and all context has been lost. Times were different than 2007, John. Now, it's practically the antebellum South 2007. Was anyone giving him shit for this or did he just preemptively? No, he just preemptively did it. Because nobody goes to his videos.

It gets a shit. All context has been lost. You know, Bush was in office. It was a whole different time. I wrote a satirical piece for my 2006 book, The Alphabet of Manliness. This piece is describing YouTube video, piece. This piece is a written satire about how straight is the new gay. And then he links to his book. It was a parody of the metro sexual phase

that became popular in the early to mid 2000s. Let me tell you what it really was. It was him shitting on Max because he hates them. That's as far as his thought process went. And he's calling him gay. Yeah, because it's funny to call things the opposite of what you're trying to be. There's no great social commentary on that.

He's not smart enough. For a straight man to be called gay, it's just in one word saying, you and everything that is the purpose in your life to get, which is women, is the opposite. And in fact, you're doing everything so poorly that you're achieving the opposite of what your goals are, which is to have sex with men.

Right, like it's not a complicated insult. It's just a short version of saying pardon me, sir, but all of your endeavors which are pursued in the quest of conquesting pussy are in fact so flawed that they will result in you having sex with other males. How about that? It's got nothing to do with gay people.

It was a parody of the metrosexual phase that became popular in the early to mid 2000s about how cool it was for men to be androgynous or even gay in film and television. Or even gay. So totally different. He can't, he has not the same as more offensive. Yeah, no, he can't. He can't help but be offensive when he doesn't have a year to write a paragraph. Cause he's a fucking homophobic. Like I really think, remember when we were talking about porn on the biggest

problem on the biggest solutions? And he said that lesbian porn was a solution because it helped him get over his homophobia. Do you remember that? Yes. Yeah. I do. He said he had something against gay people religiously, but he enjoyed lesbian porn. So it made him question his core beliefs. Yeah.

That was fucked. I'm guessing those new good feelings don't extend to mail on mail. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hahaha. God. What a dip shit

Okay, I gotta read it it was every reading everything that guy says makes me laugh. Yeah, it's just he's just so goddamn dumb I think I'm gonna do a monthly bonus episode where we read through water boys leaks one by one There's 19 of them and I tried to cut it down, but every fucking line is so funny. Yeah. You wanna do that? Yes. Okay, let's do it. We'll start it this month.

Water Boy Leaks, volume one. Of 20. It was a parody of the metrosexual phase that became popular in the early to mid 2000. You know what? Help me get over homophobia. Two hot chicks. Yeah.

What a, oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. I used to have cancer, smoked my way through it. Yeah. All right. Cool.

I love that other than what he said didn't do nothing. The other way, yeah. Racist. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, because. Yeah. Yeah. because, yeah, yeah, anyway. It was a parody of the metro-sexual phase that became popular in the early to mid-2000s about how cool it was for men to be androgynous

or even gay in film and television. Quote, cool, gay. It was a time when some of the highest grossing films and television had gay leads after the success of sitcoms like Will and Grace and films such as Brokeback Mountain. I don't remember that. What, you don't remember Brokeback Mountain?

I remember that. I don't remember that it being a time when some of the highest grossing films and television had gay leads. Well, I mean that movie did really well. Yeah, but it wasn't because it wasn't a consistent it wasn't a consistent thing. I mean Hollywood being famously bankrupt of ideas made a rush to put a token gay character in movies and TV shows to Capitalize on this newfound success. Yeah, we did we put one in the biggest problem. It was Maddox. Uh, even, let me just claim that joke.

You see that, I made that joke in 2000. I made that joke at 1218 PM. Yeah, it's 1219. Yeah, it's different times. It's a different time in all context as well. It was lost. Yeah. Even Marvel got in on the action with their first openly gay

character, the raw hide kid. Christ. Oh, this is Sean. This paragraph is to explain that 22nd crummy video clip. Do you think South Park went back and made a disclaimer when they did the guitar hero episode? Guitar Guero. Yeah.

For what? The gay joke? The ending, yeah. When it says like, you've just reached a higher score than anybody else in history, ball, and it just on the screen, it goes, you are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like you think you have to understand, at the time, Hollywood ideas broke back mountain. He's like misteen universe with this answer. The token, Jesus Christ, the wrong I could, the token homosexual had replaced the token black person in many instances. Gay was the new black. I'm sure both groups might have something to say about that. It was now seen as cool to be gay. I don't remember that. Despite the very real struggles and difficulties, gay people face every day with the fear of coming out and still not being able to marry Dash, a right, I support. I don't think you think that's as funny as it is. I'm going to read it again. It was now cool.

It was now seen as cool to be gay, parentheses, despite the very real struggles and despite the very real struggles and difficulties, gay people face every day with the fear of coming out and still not being able to marry. All right, I support. I suggested in my satirical piece that being straight was making a comeback in a new trend called heterosexual, not to be confused

as heterosexual. I don't even get that joke. Is there a doubt? So yeah, there's a doubt as heterosexual, not to be confused as heterosexual. All right. So by calling Max hung up on apostrophes and fucking dashes. So by calling Max Gay, I'm saying they're cool, hip and trendy, bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Yeah.

He hates Apple and everything to do with it. So by calling Max Gay, I'm saying they're cool, hip and trendy. Just like being gay was for a while. Yeah, yeah, now it's back away from where the rest of us can see it like it should be, right? Yeah, just like being gay was wrong. It still is, but Hollywood has milked the teet of gay shock appeal, dry. Jesus.

Gay shock appeal? Yeah, okay. That's why the original caption for this video read, I feel like I have to be gay to own one. It was embedded in an article on my website where I complain about how Mac users feel cool and hip and that I'm not hip enough to be part of their cult. Context matters. In an age of Google, I didn't think I'd have

to write this explanation, but in the age of Google, apparently idiots are still procreating. So here we are, and there you go. If you're one of the aforementioned idiots, please pledge not to have a child. Thank you in advance. That page long, it's a page long disclaimer that never want, it's still like this is like the Billy Madison speech. How many one is Dumber for having listened to this? How long it took him? Yeah. All right.

Let me see what else I got here. He's got to stay off the internet. Yeah, he really does. It's not good for him. Because most people are having a lot more fun than he is. Yeah. You know what? I really want to do some voicemails today.

We haven't been on it as much. Can I get to ask the chat? Is the alpha cuck here? Type it out if you are. I know I asked you to call in. I got some comments while we wait. This is from Christopher the Kiwi. Thanks for that inappropriate post

meant between you and I, Dick Masterson. Dr. Nurs of all people should know better. You should too, Dick. You too are Jew sympathizers, okay? Oh boy. Then you both should be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves doing that to someone with special needs. Okay. I'll read you what he...

Oh, it's quite a few emails. Yeah. Oh, there's a PS. Here's a list of... I'm not happy with the way you spoke to me, Dick. That's all I have to say. Okay. I'm feeling very depressed and suicidal. Oh, yeah, here it was. Final email, please take me seriously.

I don't know what to say. I've deleted Discord. I'm appalled at the treatment from Dr. Nurse. If I had my way, I'd complain to her registration board. Her treatment was really insensitive. As the way you dealt with me, Lon, live, talk back, there does not seem to be any leniency or understanding our exceptions.

I'm probably the only person with autistic spectrum disorder diagnosed on Discord. I doubt that. On all of Discord. Something tells me that there's, yeah. And before everything diagnosed and so on and. I noticed some of Dr. Nurse's posts doubting my diagnosis and belittling me.

There needs to be some understanding. Also, he's diagnosed. Yeah, I thought Discord was diagnosing him. Uh, Dr. Nurse knows that I made my issues known to everybody since his site blah, blah, blah, blah. Please pass on my concerns to her as well. Also Dick, I really looked up to you, but now and some of your comments saying stay away from the internet.

We're really unhelpful. Well, you know, there's the government says stay away from the internet. So it's kind of it's growing. It seems to be a growing party. Yeah. I don't, I don't, do you want to hear about that guys conviction? Don't know what to say, I'm sure. Why not?

Stocker band from the internet, a Brisbane disability pensioner accused of threatening five New Zealanders, including former school classmates using the internet has been granted bail. Christopher, I'm not gonna say, appeared before the magistrate, Barry Crosgrove yesterday in Brisbane on 10 charges, including seven of stalking and five of stalking with threats

of violence. Christopher's defense lawyer told the court his client accepts he has written these things, but argued he had no intention of carrying out the threats. Okay. Well, he threatened to call Dr. Nurse's board, and then she got an email saying that he did. Yeah. So clearly he's a fucking liar, and clearly he intended to carry, clearly he intends to carry out threats that he makes. He's done it before.

Yeah. He's done it. The threatening emails were allegedly sent to people, Christopher Believe had bullied him at school or upset him in the past. So he's like, again, Philly Madison, the Steve Bushemmie put on the lipstick. Mr. Han told the court, he's been diagnosed with Asperger's and presented his immature, he was arrested,

agreed to release my bail on the condition that he reports twice a week to the police and surrender his passport. He will be banned from using the internet, internet. He's due back in court on May 9th. So what are they going to have, you know, what are they going to say about him, obviously, using the internet? I don't know. I don't know. What do they do come take his computer away? I don't know. I'm trying to find the email he sent about Dr. Neres.

I wanted to talk more about his last relationship. Me too. You touched on it, but it was like four years or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Until she broke her chains. Well, until she broke her chains. Uh, Charles Stopper, hey, Dick Suicide is no joke.

I disagree. Think of a person's soul and how much they suffered to motivate themselves to end their existence. That being said, I get the joke and dig it, but let's try to be a little bit more human. I don't know, maybe LA is different. Love the show and have supported you from the start. Oh, thanks buddy, sorry. Sorry that it, we went too far, I guess.

Well, nobody's gonna agree with 100% of the jokes. Yeah. Hey, Dick Big Fan of the show. Saw you had Brandon and Marota talk about his documentary on circumcision. Seems you have a genuine interest in the subject, and I would like to point you to the direction of Eric Clapper. A few notes. Eric Clapper released a one-man show at Harvard, where he worked, where he talked about being anti-circumcision. He was immediately fired. Really.

Clapper is Jewish and circumcised. He does name drop Brandon Marota in his dock and shows the trailer during his act. He does get into the Jewish conspiracy aspect that makes a compelling case. Oh, God. You're gonna turn a lot of people off when you talk like that. No, it's true. He is a rage.

The show itself is a bit hard to watch in one sitting because of the link but it really hooks you after 10 minutes. I don't know what the fan reaction to Brandon is, maybe enough people don't care, but clopper's so passionate that he will make you care. No, check him out, clopper. Yeah.

All right, let's do, let's, let me see here. Hey, Dick, long time, listen to Big Fan. I have a man question I believe you, the only one who's qualified to answer. Feel free to read the email in the show, as I believe there may be a few other dickheads who your advice might help out. Recently a position for promotion came up at work

and I was the only one of two people currently hired who's qualified to work for it. I've been in my current job for two years and the other applicant has been working just over one. Normally the extra work experience would almost assure me this position, but with more experience comes more times to make mistakes and I'm worried that a couple minor fuckups in my past

might be enough to get the other guy ahead of me in the race with kind of minor fuckups. Yeah, it might be. This is a crashing a box truck into a... He tripped in his dick fell in his boss's wife. That's a minor fuck. I firmly believe up until... Where's Dick fell into a minor and

Two days ago that I had this thing in the bag hell this guy can't stay awake for a full night shift or make a 10 feet down the hall without Sounding like he's just run a mile however a couple days ago Co-worker came up to me and mentioned this guy was gunning hard for the promotion and was looking for ways to prove that he was better than me Including maybe pointing out mistakes. I might make to supervisors and managers He's trying to fuck me over I have more than enough dirt on him to let slip to management that would surely put me ahead. We tend to let a lot of minor stuff go on our day-to-day basis between teams at work, but a grand dump of fuck-ups would be enough to get somebody written up. However, he's just a nice guy normally and does his work. Additionally, I don't know if this other employee is just embellishing because he wants to stir up costs.

Yes, I have two decisions now. Wait to see what happens. Or unleash a preemptive cost strike on this guy and definitely get the position, but fuck him over. Mm. I don't know about that. You have to have a duel. Yeah, you gotta have a duel.

That's the only, we're dueling forklifts. It's done. My man get tells me it's a bitch thing to do, fucking somebody else over. But if he has fewer morals than me, I don't wanna be the cuck who loses out on a promotion and good money, hoping to hear back soon, steal kite. Yeah, man, nobody wants to promote a,

nobody wants to promote a rabble rouser. Going around, nobody likes a tattletail. Yeah, just nobody likes a tattlet true. It's true. It's like this is why This is why the this is why people don't This is why Trump won Because he's just talking about positives about himself and the other side is just talking about negatives of the other guy It's not going negative going negative against the other guys and going to make you look any better.

I'd say he was negative too. Well, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Don't go negative. If you write him up, write him up, but that's not the way the way that promoted is people like you. They want you to succeed.

It's not because they hate somebody else. Yeah. I mean, he's at the same level as the other guy, right? Yeah, I don't want to put you above somebody you hate either. That's gonna, that's gonna fuck you up too. Hey, Dicks, I've been dating a girl for about a decade. We started dating. We were both a little overweight. And working hard, I've gotten to a lower weight, but my girlfriend has gained weight over the years and is now over 200 pounds. Oh my God. This is on top of the other irritating things girls do in general, but personality-wise, she's the best for a girl.

Got really close to breaking up with her several times, but I haven't gone through with it. I got an invite to a party where discrete hookups happen a lot. I've never cheated before, but I'm really ambivalent and purchased an outfit for the party already. That's how you know he's serious. I could always use it for something else though.

Just go to a party, just hang out and talk to people or book a trip to Greenland. I decided to listen to your last episode and it's advice on picking up women, altercations with fat chicks, Jesus JFK, some girl who tried to cheat on her boyfriend. I know another fan had a similar situation So could you give advice on what to do thanks M Yeah break up with your whale It's pretty fucking simple. You can't fix people's mental issues If it bothers you if it bothers you that much just then just leave yep hook up hook up with somebody else if you need to

If you need if you can't just do it then yeah, go cheat on him It'll that'll accelerate the process. Yeah, but you can't fix you can't fix wait You can't fix fucking wait you can't yeah to the other two another person apparently you can talk people into starting a new Holocaust, but you can't talk them into going to Jim. Well, that's what we're going with these days. Get out of there. Get out of there. Get out of there.

All right, everybody. This has been the Dixho, patreon.com slash the Dixho. We're going to listen to Facebook news now. All right. I'll see you next Tuesday. This one is, this is a Kendall and Hyde song called Dr. Nurse, Dr. Nurse. I think he's patreon.com slash Kendall and Hyde if I'm not mistaken. See you next Tuesday, everybody.

Dr. Nurse, Dr. Nurse. Hey baby, you wanna talk dirty? I'm awfully horny lately. I can be all yours and you can be all mine. We'll talk about stalkers and harassment online. Please, oh please, send me some sexy pics. But first I need some financial investing tips, and I will tell you how. I like to spread the hips. Oh, you love big strong men.

Me too, they're cool and shit. While we're a perfect fit, it seems our kinks online. My bull has quite the dick to him you should resign. Oh wait, you don't like cups, okay then never mind Switching to alfamou I bang chicks all the time You like a kind of rock well baby You're in luck

I'll wear this itchy t-shirt while we grind it stuff I'll shape your body up with these cheap buildings threat Oh yeah, and by the way, I'm not a fan of heads But I'll eat fruit all day, delicious snacks and chips In case you'd like to come to my ejaculate Oh yeah, and trust me girl If you were here right now I'd be way too horny

Not to bounce Real Feel the hot air What's that stench? Well then, right there is my cricket breath Can't keep on you And I smell like death As I lift the air

And I kiss the neck Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, say baby I want to touch the diabetes because you're such a pretty lady. We'll talk about your cat and all my trusting movies. Just don't make these chats or I will fucking sue. Doctor nurse, doctor nurse, let's do this. Roll play, I'll be Caesar, you can be my broodist.

Strap up, honey, you're later in my backhole. I'll pull you in to me, then whisper. I'm not suicidal My mind's abstract And you handle it I tune side jack Can't unscramble it Can't us lip it Oh it's not because this man's romantic

Broke a shit less And I'll think good and pay my damn electric Bill, when will I admit I need pills To settle all my unscathed Frank him at it, kill Baby, I'm not a shill My website has no ad This sex is brought to you

In part by man Perfect My cock is almost dead Just look how hard it is. Some stalker's sent by this kill on this These stick warts need to go. I want to fuck you so good I want one. Hello. These guys called the uncut. What is my fav position? Whatever yours is, babe No, that's the weird all our opinions aren't the same. I'm just an NPC with no thoughts of my own. Oh, yes I must agree. We need GTFO. Yo, I'm just an NPC with no thoughts of my own. Oh yes, I must agree. Weenies GTFO. Yo, I'm obsessive.

Possessive. My writing is impressive. These messages make ladies wet and have them all undressive. Messing up my bed with Jesus, Casper's never dry. Guess that's what I got. Yes, we're fast and like a samurai. These sectiony studies in literary classes. Recahists can't be trusted.

They are literally classless. Wanna make you pregnant? But let's just keep this between us. My fantasy has always been a threesome with the fetus. Doctor, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, Yes, police. It's me again. A stalker I've been trying to bang for months just hold into the dick show and talk to my mom. I'm just pulling out my head. I've been trying to bang for months. I'm a writer. You never heard of fuck whales. No, actually, it's an awesome title. Well, I will certainly be speaking to your boss about this. Better believe it.

Oh, God. Fuck guys. He is so funny. I could sit around for 10 years trying to come up with those lyrics. And then I'll come up with a single stanza. All right, Facebook. Okay, colorless green. I see you in there. Do you want to get on and tell me that I'm up with those lyrics and then I'll come up with a single stanza. All right, Facebook. Okay, colorless green. I see you in there.

Do you want to, do you want to get on and tell me that I'm, that what I'm saying is insanely stupid to my face? Hop in the discord. I saw you talking, I saw you talking on Reddit. Well, I mean, you say insanely stupid things every week all the time. Yeah, all the time. But then they're, they're always right. Oh, as it turns out, how fin hop on the discord. All right, there's Facebook news. Hello, Dick and hello, Dickens. This is the Facebook group news

for the last couple days. And one of the spurgies weeks in the Dixiel Facebook group, a gentleman has been the topic of a week long roasting. Decades have accuses gentlemen of wanting attention and allegedly calling people's jobs and others shitty things. So it's best that he remained nameless. Ironically, he is bitching to others about there being, quote, too much personal shit out there. For the sake of the news, we will refer to this gentleman as big brain.

It looks like big brain's problems started when he posted on a thread of Raj's picture and said, FYI, we are going to fuck if you ever come to my neck of the woods. I don't get how insane you are. Another gentleman named Scott started talking shit to Big Brain. So Big Brain posts a picture of his online IQ test score and challenges everyone to an IQ contest.

Dickheads were able to notice that his IQ is not even enough to understand Rick and Morty. His IQ of 137 meant nothing without a dick measurement to the Dickheads. There you go. Dickheads started making memes of Big Brain and he eventually quit the group. A few minutes later, an alt account named Immort randomly starts targeting the same people. Big Brain denies a connection to this all to count and then the accusations come flooding in of him calling people's jobs. One of those people was Carrie Grove, a pole dancer.

He frantically messaged me late in the night to defend himself, but since I was sleeping and I didn't respond in five minutes, he has since made his profile picture into calling me a cock. Big Brain, even if you didn't call people's jobs, you're still an asshole. Fuck you. Alright, there you go. Next up is Casey Cans, who's back in the Dixiel Facebook group. If you need help remembering, Casey was the guy who posted his Instagram picture bragging

about likes, called everyone of the group ugly, and bragged endlessly about how he gets tons of pussy and the other dickheads don't. Casey posted a video of a lovely young woman he was with at the grocery store and said, wouldn't be Halloween without getting pussy from an emo babe. Casey's already worn out as welcome as Dickhead's accused Casey of being a fraud. Drawing on Facebook all night didn't actually not getting laid but Casey responded by saying, why all of you were commenting on this thread last night?

I was busy dropping zannies and beating up that pussy while you were at home jerking off Welcome back to the Dixiel Facebook group Casey And lastly stovies back. He served as week-long band and since Casey and big brain pissed everyone off so badly This has worked wonders for the PR of stovies who dickheads prefer over the two gentlemen. Oh, that's good There says Ben the Dixiel Facebook group news for the last couple days. Very good. All right. Very good news, Captain Jack. Thank you. Calling people's jobs. It's got to stop. Yeah. Got to stop. Four smells. Yeah. All right. Hey, Jake, this is Taco from Miami. I'm calling about that

fucking in cell RV. Fuck that was talking about dating and inmate or fucking whatever the fuck you're doing with that inmate. I'm actually a CEO and the amount of bullshit that he was viewing you guys is fucking ridiculous because the amount of forms that you have to fill out as an inmate in order to get an approved person to send you correspondence is fucking ridiculous. It's forms that I had to follow all fucking day for these people and I know for a fact that it doesn't fucking matter where you're from, but these people still need to get approved. So a lot of these inmates, especially the women inmates, that are not doing a spunk, will

take these people, their death refer attention or you know companionship like mister instilled down under and literally notes and dry until they have no more money well it sounds exactly like what i've tried to have a talk you to be talking you know thing about how an intimate works or how the process works and the fact that you attack you write out the gate about

thought the manner better than women book which is kind of fucking bullshit that's a bit of fan of the show you would know that it's complete that so i'm pretty sure that you lied about the entire fucking process that he went through or like maybe he did go on that website found the girl and just you know that it's like something off point and try to get you trapped is a very skewed perception that You were trying to get your fucking hands very high. Hit him on the show.

But it felt bullshit. And then also the way that he was talking about how Dr. Nurse or whoever was treating him, makes me feel like this dude is off fucking hinged and is probably one of the, out there fucking people that you've ever had in the show. Yeah, probably even worse than click or that Cat Lady, well, he was banned from the internet. I don't know anymore about how inmates and shit actually can Fish idiots like this into giving them shit tons of money

Shoot me, you know a car or text or but i don't like that i don't mind doing that it may have to have a hobby yeah anyway you'll have time to kill it what is just a sheet track for a little bit of math she's what you know it doesn't mean she uses it here buyers

yeah it's not her fault i mean one market one would have to be you know clear of mind and yeah uh... One would have to be, you know, clear of mind and yeah. Hey, the excuse would end up get which makes me a rage. That's a tough task. Beautiful, charming women that you can't have. You got to be beautiful women who are really nice. And you actually like talking to them. And they talk about shit that you actually find interesting.

And you relate to them and you're like, man Yeah, I want them to that fucking thing. Yeah. Oh, let's make Justin my descent shit. Oh my god It's so funny. We're so look at us, you know, I have a good time It's so beautiful. So wonderful. I fucking hate your guts now because I'm fucking I'm gonna be tortured With fucking fantasies about being with you You know, extenuating sorts of stances. So I'm just like, you know, like fucking for being so fucking beautiful and in wonderful and making me want you, lady. Stupid fucking bitch.

Why are you so fucking beautiful? So goddamn irresistible. It's your fucking fault. You did this to me. Why can't you be a fat, don't be a brawler. Yeah. So goddamn irresistible. It's your fucking fault. It's your fault. You did this to me. Why can't you be a fat, don't be a brawler? Yeah. God damn it.

Stop laughing at my jokes. Anyway. Stop laughing at all of my jokes. Stop talking about such interesting things with me. You bitch unless you'll fuck me, you bitch. She has it all and that's too much. That's too much. How could you just lord this around me?

I'm a lonely man. You can't just have this in me? I'm a lonely man. You can't just have this in front of me and then take it away. You know, where you are, you bitch. That's how you are, we all think it. Oh, fuck you. What a wonderful, what a wonderful woman you are.

I bet you'd make a terrific life. You poor. Ha, ha, ha, ha terrific life. You poor. Hahaha. Some guys very lucky. Yep. He doesn't even deserve it. Not like me. Not like I do.

I would appreciate everything. I would appreciate everything. Everything. I would take out the garbage all the time. Oh, man. I asked. Time. I would never leave a dish in the sink. We'd be so happy to

We've been you would be so happy to get this happens in five seconds. I would get you a puppy It gets you up today. Be out of a family. Don't you understand that you fucking bitch? I would put a pets inside sticker on every window and he stick every sparey window the house Yeah, cover it big sign out front that says fireman fuck your life You worked for me big sign attention fireman fuck your life you work for me. I would do that for you and I would mean it 10 seconds after you come oh could you get out of here? They know that they know that they know that that's the point they know that they know how it works I can you go give me make me some cereal can you get out of here? Mm-hmm. I gotta go can you grab my computer?

I gotta do some I got checks and emails for that one in this house before that sounded a little too natural Yeah a little too natural. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. this has been building for years and fucking years. I don't understand what it is with the Wall Street Journal and their punk asses like threatening what it seems like to me threatening a Catholic charity and forcing in a refund of a bunch of money. And I can't bring this up with anyone. I personally know because if I do, I'll have to explain it. And then if I do, I'm a fucking noctis because I think that jokes shouldn't disqualify children's charities. There's a lot of people living in now. I can't enjoy jokes and I can't support charities for kids because I guess some, I don't even know, what's the issue?

What is the problem here? Oh, I lost it. That's the mean things online. Dude, we say mean shit all day to each other all the fucking time. I joke with my co-workers. I say mean shit all day we should all the fucking time i took with my co-workers i say horrible shit ingest that's fine but apparently we do it on a fucking youtube channel and apparently it's some kind of a full

rhetoric turns the dollar into cigarettes and yet and yet we just we're just but but the kids yeah yeah don't make a point we just we're just but but the kids that have yet that's what

the wall for the point that they can point that they can point right we must read and it's the that's fine in general as well by the way uh... i remember when i was an act of taking fucking high school or that the media was not cool but now everyone's been sucking their ass for the last like ten fucking years

so i don't understand it uh... before uh... war bad but then obama comes in war good and then we still like it kind of chilled out and then on top of that lake thing with the with the fucking uh... the ns a and all that shit uh... ns a bad but then obama comes in known to the anybody expanded powers so required

why we brought that shut up to why why but and and i don't understand why they don't part with that either but i don't know what's important things not what i think i know on youtube and i thought you are going wrong i like to kill screen it's money and an asshole on youtube jokingly got a bunch of charity money

not because he was being a jeweler but because he was trolling another asshole on YouTube I try to get him to come on to make money for cancer kids And that's a problem. That's the problem. I don't I don't fucking get what the issue is here. Yeah, I don't like the way you did it Yeah, like we're ha ha hashtag filtering. We're here like all right. All right. All right Yeah, we're like, hashtag filtering, we're here to like, you're right, all right, all right, all right. Yeah, that's fine. All the money I was gonna give to you,

I'm gonna give it to a new charity. It's called St. Jude. Yeah. Spilled, I get it. You get it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, get it. I get it.

I'm gonna fill up a, I'm gonna put a microwave on the back of my truck and just drive around blasting microwave radiation into elementary schools. Now you got too much money, St. Jude's? Mm-hmm. You got too much money over there? Well, we need to gin up some more kids' cancer then.

The only way to do it. Yeah. Routine field trips to Chernobyl. I can't give you money. Well, I can make you take it from me. I know how to do that. Yeah. You like the cancer one?

I like it. Tennis balls, throw them over. I'll start them on nicotine patches. I'll put sponge Bob on nicotine patches and toss them over. Just make them nicotine band aids. They seem to fall down a lot. Yeah. I'll just soak them. So I don't know how it works. I'll just soak them nicotine band-aids. They seem to fall down a lot. Yeah. I'll just soak them.

So I don't know how it works. I'll just soak them in cigarette water, in the gas tray water after. But you gum? There you go. You've got that too. I got to show you this grab them by the ballot thing. I don't know if you've seen it.

I have not. Okay. Here it is, grabbing by the ballot. This was 10 women from Vermont participated in the Grab Them by the ballot shoot titled after President Trump's infamous Grab Them by the Pussy Comment that resurfaced during the 2016 presidential election. All of the women who came in all sizes, false, they came in one size. Races in sexualities posed with nothing but a ballot placed on their private parts

and an homage to the Me Too movement with Me Too and We Too movements. What's We Too? It's a French We Too. Oh, that, that, we, no, it's the other We W. It's, it's a, it's a Nintendo marketing campaign. They're bringing back the weed. That's right. The weed too. No, what is weed too? They're taking, they're handing out, used weed Nintendo systems outside of rape crisis centers, all in battered women's shelters, all around the US. Makes it all better.

Yeah, because women love me. Okay. That's all women want to do is sit on the weed Nintendo and make little mean characters of themselves I can't break them away from the fucking the house could be burning down and they will not stop making the me character on the Wii system. I have I have a sticker that says won't my girlfriend's inside making a me character. Make sure you kick her in the head so she

runs out if fireman if the house is on fire. Okay. Because otherwise she won't. Different motivations. You plug that system in, man. You got to stack a game's, you got to stack a game's a foot tall. Only one thing a woman wants to do, make a fucking me. Every time. I remember when that came out.

I remember watching you guys make mes. I want to blow my brains out, watching them make their fucking me's of themselves. Change the eyes, make them bigger, make them smaller, the hair, the... And every feature is a lie on the woman. Yours, the man's is always, nah, that's shitty, but it's accurate. There's always, no, your eyes don't look like that. You know, it doesn't look like that. What you've made is a generic anime character me

for a woman who doesn't exist. Okay, here's the, here's the grab them by the ballot. Like, there's a huge fox out down at the bottom of that. Hey, you. No, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna, I just wanna see it. Okay, here's a, here's a juicy one for you. John, who is the demo of this?

Grab them by the ballot. These are more offensive than anything that was set on the kill stream. Or in history. She pregnant. Yeah, that's a crack. They're on the screen. pregnant with ideas for America. Okay. Women love making their point by taking their clothes off.

Right. And they'll never fuck it And they'll never fucking, they'll never fucking stop. Peter does it. Yeah. No one's listening to me. That's it. I'm taking everything. There's a lot of truth to that. There's a lot of truth to that. I've seen it in multiple. I think somebody wrote a group protesting McDonald's or something. They're not listening to me or take your clothes off. Yeah. That's then they'll listen. People will look for sure. Look, the earballs will be turned off. As a man ever done this, a man just liked themselves on fire. Yeah, I, you know, taking a clothes off. Yeah. People are telling men to put their clothes back on. Yeah. This is it.

This is one right pair that we're looking at this broad grab them by the ballot well good luck ladies i mean i guess if if you are voting if these may i maybe will stay away because we're terrified uh... hey dick i've got a solution for you check this out condoms that this properly i recently read a staff that said that the average condom that you buy is too thin for the average

male. As in the girth that the condom has won't be too tight for the average guy. Which means that the majority of guys are walking around with these kind of choking their dicks. Which is why all guys hate them so much and which is why guys keep losing erections when they're using them get a condom that's already yeah

that's better than the alternative that's not good what's the alternative well if they don't have too loose and condom is too small for the average i can't stress that enough you don't i can't stress that enough. You don't understand, I can't stress that enough. How they design the system. It's fucking retarded.

What's wrong with having a little... Fuck yourself. What's wrong with having a little give in your condom? Wiggling it around. It's like sweatpants for your dick. That's what Trojan needs to come out with a comfort line. Yeah. Just a guy in sweats, who fucks?

I don't even know what to do with that. Then he comes, yeah, right, gets a regular kind of, what am I? A sweatpants. Fucking ballerino over here with tights on. Yeah. Give me the sweatpants condom. Right. As opposed to the yoga pants condom.

Yeah, it comes in a little like sweatpants material. Yeah. Instead of that crappy latex that never that soy sauce latex packet that they come in. Soy sauce. Yeah. Never fucking works, right? Fucking hard. You know, fuck that up every time. Comes in a nice little, got a drawstring on it, like a sweatpants. That's funny. Yeah, there's something there. Yeah. I don't think we gave that guy with the fat girlfriend good advice. How do you get a girl to the gym, though? I don't know.

She has to want to. I think it's Halloween. You could make a little trail of treats to go to the gym. Leader to the gym. Yeah. And she finds out there's no more inside. She's going to turn around and start sniffing the bushes. For more trees. Send her on small errands first.

Right? Like if she's reaching for something, kick it off the table. Oh, you can do some kind of stand up and bend over and get it. You can just encourage it, but you're not like if she doesn't take her car and take her car and move it somewhere further away.

That's funny. That's a good one. That's funny. Right? She'll start thinking she has like memory problems. Take her phone and put it in the car. So she has to go get it. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Put a bunch of meth in her food. You know, I was women, I wasn't anybody, especially women used to express being a man in order to get you to do something. You know, that's like the most effective thing you could say, what the fuck do you know about being a man? And then you never hear someone say like, well, be a woman, get back in the fucking kitchen and stuff like that, be you woman, get back in the fucking kitchen and you know, stuff like this, like that, you know, for you woman.

You know, for you man. Bullshit, like, I have nut. I'm a man. I'm doing it. I'm doing it, man. That's what I'm doing. I'm sorry, your purpose, though. Can and string telephone is tough to listen to.

We should bring that back, act like a woman. We can't, can we? We gotta come up with something else. I like the what finishing school did you say you went to? That's a good one. Okay, here we go. Hey, dedication. Hey.

This is me. Splendid saying things that make me rage is fucking with the podcast and and one of your favorite podcasts guys talks about how they hate cast a lot and uh, and just like the bullshit. I understand you're fucking trying to be funny with this unfunny fucking podcast call that you know who are there who are these, you know, who are there? Who are these podcasts, you know, and not funny fucking boomer shit. Hosted by a minister. Fuck, he doesn't have a fucking dick. Who's he talking about? He's talking about Carl from who are these podcasts. I was on his show. By the way, I was talking about that pet sticker thing on his show. Yeah, yeah. Who are these podcasts? He's very funny. He has a good show. Yeah. Except the premise

of his show is ripping on other podcasts So everybody hates him. Oh, right. Sure people and those fans will find him and he'll just tear into them every week Like the reviews on his show or what a what a unfunny asshole sure because he's because he's just machine gunning everybody. Yeah He's good at it. He's really good at it really showing cats pretty hard and I get like crazy cat fuck picking all go fucking dick like if you're crazy about them fucking with the same thing with dog people but like do you cats aren't there fucking bad all you do is just phedom and keep getting more like like a real house plant they're dangerous that's it's can't really play with them fucking dogs they need all this fucking maintenance, man.

So really if anything, like fucking cats rock, man. Cats rock, if you don't have anything on your fucking schedule, dude. You have like nothing really much planned. If you're a fucking crazy person, then you're a fucking crazy person. Fucking kill yourself. But I mean, like, he's a dog. His dog's fucking suck, dude. It's so much upkeep.

Fuck them, the anyways. There's just something so, like, you know, you know, you're like, you know, you're like, person fucking kill yourself but I mean like he's a dog fucking sucked it it's so much up keep fucking me anyways there's just like slight rage not really much of rage I don't know yeah I think when you tell people to kill yourself like you're fucking job fixed you have yeah why do you do that why don't you fucking get a fix to everybody asks I'm serious man I talk to you from beef jerky that's why you do that yeah if I can stop it if I don't

just Josh hit man if I'm really going to be subconsciously like yanking my job too well I'm not gonna kill me. I need somebody to kill me. I'm just a guy on the fucking the typical cat lover. Oh God. Can't stop talking about cats. That's their deal.

What's wrong with your job? I like cats. I a Costco. A series. Costco bag of beef jerky. For a long time ago, and it's just gotten worse. Last time, there's one that yeah. So what you do that it slips. like if I open my mouth too quick

It like sounds like an explosion in my ear. Yeah, yeah I can feel it rattling around all the time. Oh people thought you had Tourette's it's not good Tourette's well neither one is good. I Think we gave that guy with the job bad advice too. He should definitely run for the other dude. He should do one better and he should come to work as that other guy and commit all, he should call and sick and tell the other guy he wanna contest to go to another place.

So that guy calls and sick and then he should pose as that guy and commit all kinds of workplace infractions. Like take a shit on his boss's deck and jerk off, like jerk off to this boss's family picture in his office, you know, and make a point of saying that he's looking at the kids. Oh, yeah, that'll really show him, Sean. And he could go around and make passes at all the other employees, especially the men, because in this time it's cool and hip to be,

it's not cool and hip to be more. Well, there'll be a disclaimer in another 10 years or so that times were different. That's what he should do. That's good advice. Yeah, not that shit I told him to do. Hey, Dick, donor Meg, another, donor Meg, you're a good man. Yeah, not that shit I told him to do Hey dick stoner Meg another Red

So you know, we've got all these fucking new terms now right like queer and non-conforming gender non-conforming and pansexual and Non-binary knowledge it so as a result this as a fucking result So as a result, this, as a fucking result, when I have a my-profile that I'm a gay woman seeking fucking women, not trans women, just fucking women, now I gotta see all these ugly-ass liberal dudes in my fucking swiping who mark on their profile that they're non-conforming. I don't even have a trace of it. If I didn't want to see these non-conforming, non-signary, whatever fucking bullshit gender from the people come up with, I don't even get a choice to not see that. Even if all I wanted to see was just women, who are fucking women, I don't even fucking

select that option. Oh, fuck you! Fuck women. So glad I don't have to deal with these problems. Yeah, you brought that a real nice couple of years having your own sports and having your own dating apps. Fuck you. Now we're women too.

And we're not sending our best, or sending our fat, frumpiest, neckbeardiest, stupidest, mother brain damage, this mother fuckers that go in there. But like not, don't get me wrong. You're going all the way through with it. You're taking hormones, you're making yourself

look like a woman, more power to you. But that's not what she's talking about, is it? She's talking about gender non-conforming, poly, poly gluttonous, whatever the fuck they are, just stomping all over your fucking, you can't escape Dix no matter where you go. Oh, that's great. That's rough, Stoner Meg.

That's great. If there's space, men will jam a dick through it. That is a guarantee in life you can't leave us any fucking space. Yeah, or a dick's going in it. We're suicidal. Come a little bit. I'm about to jump off this bridge. Yeah, come a little closer.

I could just get my dick in there. Ugh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Yep. Oh, man. I mean, lesbian though, that's fake.

She's just looking for the right. Right, right. You all know it. You could turn her. You could die, could turn her. I could turn that, bro. Yeah. Uh.

Oh, there's all these men on there. Can you just imagine, did you see the Google walk out? All those people walked out of Google to protest. No. A guy got a blow job or something from one of his employees. So he got fired and got given $90 million. Jesus. John, God forbid people fuck at work. I mean, she, because who are you around? Ever, like, this is where you meet a lot of people. Because, because no, no woman could possibly

say no to her supervisor. That would have serious implications for her career. How absolutely horrendous. Her renders to this would happen. So they had a walk out. My dad called me, he goes, and fucking high school. My dad said, you couldn't tell which ones were the boys

and which ones were the girls. They never seen anything like it. They all slither out like a bunch of blue hair job of the huts wobbling around, leaving all the data back in the go. Why aren't they all just immediately fired? Oh, we didn't need any of you today. I see.

Okay, don't come back in. The doors are now, but the backlash. Yeah. The backlash for firing people for going against a Justin righteous cause. And it got immediately ruined too. It got immediately turned from sexual assault or whatever the hell it was into some kind of a me too,

diversity, gender, whatever. Hey, here's a rage for you. It's from my mom, going to fucking kinkos, and I've done this a billion times too. You go to kinkos and you ask for help. They don't even know how to use their own fucking machine. Yeah, that's like, oh, hey, I want to blow it up to, I don't know, 220%.

They're like, oh, we'll give you a 14-dye eight, or whatever the fucking default size of the paper is. No, I want this blown up to a certain percentage, you fucking idiots. I know there's a fucking setting on there. You know what? I'm not even going to ask for help because you guys are going to do the same thing as me. Look at the buns and I don't know. Let me try to figure it out myself. And of the two of you, I've made better, I'm better at figuring things out than you, because I'm on this side of the counter.

That's right. So save me the trouble of having to watch you stomp your hoof, of hand into the buttons like a fucking monkey. Because I'm gonna be able to discern in about five seconds, whether you know this feature or not. Yeah, even if it takes you longer than that, if you don't go like, oh, menu, sub menu, this, 220, start.

Uh-huh. Then I know you don't know. You've never been around here. You possibly then go away. This is your sister. Let me do it. Yeah. Oh, God.

They are the fucking most useless people on earth, Kinkos employees. Somehow they can create a line with one person at Kinkos. Have I ever seen it before in my life? Usually you need two people to create a line, not Kinkos, somehow you can be there all by yourself. Still have to fucking line up somehow. I don't ask anybody for fucking hell because they're gonna do the same shit as me

Stereot the fucking screen until you fucking figure out the right shit that you need Go ahead if you you know employee you want to be on your phone behind the counter It's fine. I have no problem with that. I you know I've been in the fucking bullshit counter before too fuck you customers. I want to be on my phone good into that Leave me alone quit asking me to do it. If I need help, no, even if I do, I don't want to be this great. I'll just figure it out. Like I go. Yeah. It's like the fucking thing in the hell. Do you know, you know, forget it. You know what a hammer is?

Where can I find a hammer you know i need a a can of wd 40 and a tap and die he's going to do a routine now yeah tap and die all right you go into kinkos be prepared to explain to them the concept of paper.

Yeah, that's how stupid they are. I don't know if they just want, if they have like a row of Kinkos aprons that people wander in off the street and then strap it on. And strap on and just are playing house there all day, but they don't know a fucking thing. I need this, I need this printed.

What's that? Yeah. It's a US thing. I need this, I need this printed. What's that? Yeah. It's a US, it's a USB drive. Oh, yeah. You never say, uh, it's not working. Yeah. Well, you have to plug it in for starters. Here's the fuck, here's the file. Here's the, everything. It's printed out. They, you, uh, you'll get something back from Kinkos and they've printed it out with 10 pixels. Yeah. Here you go. Did you even look at it? They just lift up the lid and put the thumb drive on the glass, shut it and just see what happens.

It's not working. That's weird. Somebody sent this in, but I guess, I don't know if I don't have these. Is that crown royal? It's a bottle of limited edition crown royal and it's packed in Maddox's on better than your kids. But that's funny. Ripped's, I'm better than your kids.

Bo, that's funny. Ripped up pieces if I'm better than your kids. Isn't that nice? I can't find one better. They'll fuck. Maybe I took it out with the intention of reading it, but now I can't find it. Very nice, very nice.

This ought to cook up good. Indeed. What do you think, one more? Sure. Hey, Jake, I'm gonna leave you a very honest voice male here, okay? We're making a rage. What? What do you think? One more? Sure. Hey, Jake, I'm going to leave you a very honest voice mail here. You're going to make me rage. What?

It's the body positivity, body acceptance movement with these fat fucking bitches. But I never even give myself credit for it. I never even think about it. I'm going to be very real with you here. Okay. I'm like the something about the Jews. I think. Like I got a little dip in my chest.

It's called like cactus effects. Something I got a little dip in my chest. It's called like Pactis Vax, something I don't know. Yeah, I'm not, my cousin has it. It doesn't have my health. It's just like every time I take my shirt off, somebody, people stare, somebody has to say something. I have to explain it. Yeah, it's like a little cave in in the middle. Luckily now that I'm like a little beefier

and I've got like a lot, you know, some rich chest here and mostly blocked it up and I look normal. But my entire fucking childhood, I grew up at 2-star. I want to swimming every fucking day in the summer and just constantly having to explain this. The fucking people. Having people touch it, I had a girl eat cereal out of her once. No, I'm like, what a guy. A girl with some girl, whatever. Girls love freaks. And so it's like, they all want to fuck freaks.

If I'm going to be probing the it like i want to people in this fucking body positivity acceptance will be thing that the mission i was to circumcise against the will yeah yeah yeah i like i want to fucking people okay and i'll go around i know talk about this i don't make it this fucking thing it's not it's going on for this fucking problem i can't even watch discussing except for why what i do is think about it when I am reminded of it. It seriously does not bother me. It's just a follow-up of my body.

It's right. But when it comes up and I think about it, like, yeah, it does piss me off. It's all this fucking shit like you dumb bitches just stop eating. You don't fucking eat it. You know what body positivity? You don't fucking think that you've seen idiot addiction. You want to put that into your chest. you know what it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it thousand of fucking dollars. Yeah. POSMETIC. Yeah, my cousin had a fix. This is why I also get a look at him. When he's fucking training, I need to have a surgery, I have to body, I have to fucking heal.

No one has a body, they watch. I don't know, Dick, it just, it shit pisses me off. It really, really fucking makes me angry. Yeah, I bet. You gotta divot, mocked out of your chest. Yeah, I mean, I would imagine,

or something like that. I would imagine it, it would get you get tired of explaining it all the time. Be positive of your chest. I mean, I would imagine. Or something like that. I would imagine it would get you get tired of explaining it all the time. Be positive about your body. Sean, we're gonna do this thing where everybody's positive about the body that God fucked them with his sixth sense of humor. You got some kind of a weird literal chip on your shoulder

with skins missing. You got some kind of a weird chest like Andrew. We're gonna be positive about it. It's fine, you can't help it, you're still over. And then here comes the herd of fat brods. Their gum drops bouncing out of their pants. Oh boy. And there are double fistfuls of low calorie yogurt,

nice cream. They're eating upside down hamburgers because they're so eager to tear into that sweet meat. They can't even get the hamburger, the right side up. Oh, we're, we're being body positive too. Opening the bottom of a cereal boxes. Yeah. Yeah, these broads, they're shotgunning cereal.

Yeah, like a beer. Yeah, right. They open both ends so they can just dump it right into their mouth. Yeah, yeah. Like a faster feed trough. They're what, they sound like Bain because they've got faster feed trough. They sound like Bane, because they've got a feed trough of strapped on, strapped on the feedback.

They've strapped on cheese. You can buy strapped on cheese, where you just strap it on. It's got a little pig snout. It's a little pig snout. And they turn it through. It's a string cheese. It's a string cheese.

It's like a Play-Doh Fun Factor. They squeeze one in and the cheese just goes right in. We're body positive too. I mean, I mean, that's not what we're talking about. This isn't about you. Colorless green was... There he is. Oh, I color the screen.

I heard you were talking shit. What did you wanna say about? What did you, you called me insanely stupid, I think I'm red at this morning. What did you wanna say about what did you you called me insanely stupid? I think I'm right at this morning. What did you want to say about hate speech? First of all, I'm a huge fan. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

I love you dick. You're great. But what you said, I mean, come on, like saying, you don't know,. I hear you laughing. I know people get nervous and they laugh. I want you to be able to make your point. I think it's a point that a lot of people share. It's just a real quick point. Saying that there's no difference between a serious statement and a humor state.

It's pretty autistic, but saying that there's no difference between those two things is it. Do you mean that seriously or as a joke, I can't tell. You're talking about hate speech, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about the difference between a fence of humor and serious hate speech. You said there's no difference between those two things. I don't think there is. Can you explain that?

I don't think there is. Can you explain that? I don't understand. Well, I think that even in the matters of intent, I don't think people understand why they say some things. Like, I think we can take a look and convince ourselves that something is obviously a joke or it's obviously not a joke, but I think that's a delusion. I don't think we can. Like, you see, when you see people making the echo joke, the three, the three parentheses jokes, I don't think there's any way to know whether that's a serious statement

or a joke. And because of that, I don't think I wouldn't say there's any difference between them. Right, but there's clearly a difference between something humorous and something serious, right? I don't know. I mean, that's what I that's why I think we got into this argument because I really don't think that we can that you can make that claim that there's a difference. Go ahead. Sorry, go ahead. I was going to say I see where where you're going with this, and I know that it's the lines are kind of blurred. I just don't know if they're as blurred in all cases as kind of what you're saying in that last statement.

Does that make sense? How do you prove it? Well, that's tough, because I think only the person knows knows and they could be deluded themselves. But I think there are definitely, I think there are cases where the person knows they're making a joke and they really are just making a joke. I think some people are probably not quite getting that they're not making a joke too.

I mean, it's, I don't know. Only that you can't tell somebody else's intent. I mean, unless it's real cut and dry. I mean, some people's intent, you can absolutely tell. Some people got a weird sense of humor, too. Yeah, that's true. Like, when I see those little girls, like, little kids doing Nazi stuff. Well, I mean, I guess I don't know, do those kids know what they're doing? You know what? As it turns out, after doing some research, Pugs have a really strange sense of humor,

too. Yeah, I found. I guess, I guess what I'm saying, if the thing you're hanging your hat on is intent, then there's no difference because you can't, maybe Count Daniel is in a long con game, where he is. Right. then there's no difference because you can't maybe count Daniel is in a long con game. Where he is. Right. Well, that's that's what I was saying. Like you're defining the difference within these very narrow constraints. And in that case, I'd agree with you. There's probably no difference from that point of view. But the way you the way I don't know, the way you said it

made my autism explode. Yeah, I know. You called me in family stupid twice in the same paragraph. I mean, can you think of an example? I mean, where can you think of an example where you're clearly joking and you know you're clearly joking? No, no. I don't trust myself. Yeah. I mean, we, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Like, that's why I meant it better than women. It's not a joke, it's satire. Like, I can point to some of the satirical statements in it are more offensive than the serious statements, whatever the ones that I mean seriously, because the truth that they're based on are more serious. I mean, it comes to a point where it doesn't even make any sense.

We're analyzing our own intent and words and blah, blah, blah. I don't know what I think about that. Well, I got called an emotional wreck by this guy, colorless screen. By the way, the reason I was commenting on you is because I recognize your name and I like your input. It's not because I was emotionally charged about that, you motherfucker. I didn't say you were an emotional wreck. I just said it seemed like you were a little bit emotionally

invested and since you had argued more with me in that one thread than I'd ever seen you argue with anyone. Yeah, no, I'm a tiger history of that board. I've argued with some people on there. Yeah. Well, sure. It's an interesting, I guess it's an interesting, it's an interesting distinction to make.

I don't know if I could make it. Yeah, you definitely are delving into people's minds. Yeah. I would like to think I'm joking. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah. It's funny.

I mean, I just, I think I know when I'm joking. I could find your ass. I could be deluded. Well, you definitely, I think I know when I'm joking. I could be dangerous. I could be deluded. Yeah. Well, you definitely, I know that some degree. I know that things that I'm joking about could be taken as very offensive. Yeah.

And it's like, it's kind of fun. Yeah, it is. Like, it's kind of fun. It is fun. And somebody come up at one of the road rages and they said, you know what, for all, you know, for all the yelling and screaming that goes on on that show, you make the raciest jokes.

Oh, yeah, you do where it's just like, oh, that's a fucking, and I didn't, I hadn't thought of it. Yeah. What did you, weren't you talking about bringing Maddox's half sister who committed suicide? That was not, no. I think that was you. I don't know. I believe that was not me. Yeah. suicide. That was not no. I think that was you. But no, I believe that was not me.

Yeah, was that was that making that joke? Was that a joke? That's serious. No, I think that was that was sincere. All right, color screen, what makes you rage if you got anything? Nothing. Oh, yeah, all of your fucking NPC dick bots.

Oh, yeah. Const of your fucking NPC dick bots. Oh, yeah. Constantly just repeat it. I know. And have no input of their own. We're getting some nods in the room. Right off the top of my head, that's what would make me a rage. NPC dick bots, what do they say? I like that idea.

I want a bunch of dick bots. Yeah, I'm sure you do. I don't know. I don't know. I just kind of feel like here's a certain percentage of the population. They just doesn't really have thoughts of their know. I just kind of feel like here's the more percentage of the population, they just doesn't really have thoughts of their own and they just latch onto someone else's opinions

and repeat them. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's a lot easier than coming up with your own thoughts. Or if you come up with something really weird. Yeah, that's nobody wants to do that. No, who would you talk to about it? Yeah, that's very dangerous. Look what happened to the poor furries.

They came up with an idea that they thought was cool They got shit on by the whole world. Yeah International Fox County. Get out of here condemning them get out of here. My phone's a piece of shit So I better. Yeah, don't don't call me emotional and read it Makes me really angry. I get highly emotional. I get really not I get really not angry at all Yeah, and normal and analytical when people call me angry. I'm ready. You motherfucker.

All right. Uh, one more. Sure. One more. One more. Dick, you dumb mother fucker. I spent $60 on two fucking t-shirts on your Dick show store. Uh-oh.

One of them was your face on a black t-shirt and the other one was a cream colored t-shirt that said, go fuck yourself, I'm autistic and I got the first one and it was great. I was very excited. He really awaiting the autistic shirt. When it came in the mail it was some stupid fucking woman's hoodie that said i just want to ship coffee and pet my cat that's what the fuck is wrong with you packed by genuine auto

uh... fix this that means that you know that's how you know you know what you paid for all right wait a minute so that guy ordered it's the autistic cracker jack prize so that guy went on shop dot dick dot show yeah and ordered a shirt that says, go fuck your GFY. I'm autistic. Right? You've seen that shirt. I've seen it. Yeah.

And what he got in the mail, I would not joke about that shirt at all. What he got in the mail was a hoodie that says, I just want to drink coffee and pet my cat. Yeah, right? That means somebody who ordered a hoodie got about drinking coffee and eating their cat. Got a shirt in the mail. Just eating their cat. Eating their cat. Got a shirt in the mail that says, go fuck yourself. I'm autistic. And you know, you know with a hundred percent certainty that that person has an autistic child. It just they have to. They're cats probably on to they have to. Oh God.

That's amazing. That's good. I want to get a hold of that complaint letter. Okay. One more, one more, one more. Hey, Dick. It's Cass. I was right.

Here's a mix me a rage today when you have the money and the person you're talking to is running a business where they're selling you a product or service and you want to give them the money for that product or service and they start throwing up tasks or grass in between you exchanging that money for their product and service. Hey, I want to give you a thousand dollars to buy this tool Okay So after a second all money fair and for 35 minutes so you can buy this All money fair and for 45 minutes so you can buy this hair. That I don't need to do that. Here's the money.

Give me the choice. Right there. Yeah. Do it. Essentially the files. Why do people like I remember when I paid student bills, uh, student loans, I would have the money and you had to fill out so much shit to give them money.

Here's my, you know, you know 15 different pen numbers. You got a login with the Social Security Office and the year the whatever that fucking tax organization is the the one that you know that fucking withdrawal Wilson set up. I forget what it is. Yeah. So mad right now. I Oh my God, whatever you have to fucking like paying a ticket online. Oh, enter every bit of information you've ever had about your car. I've done that in California. It's not that bad. No, there's much money. It's pretty easy. I mean, you're right. Something at the checkout line. And it's give us every bit of information about yourself so that we can send you all

the shit. I got guys that I had a tendency quirks at stores tell me that they're sending something unless I legitimately give them my phone number like no I don't want to give you my phone number. No we need your phone number We can't tell this to you without your phone number. I was trying to... Yeah. Damn, can't scowboy. Okay.

Is your editor, he always has some controversial posts on right. Well, they do require a lot of information, needlessly, I think, a lot of the time. It's really, it's so they can advertise to you. Yeah. All right. All right, everybody. I'll see you next Tuesday. See ya.

It's really, it's so they can advertise to you. Yeah. All right. All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday. See ya.