The Dick Show - Episode 135 - Dick on The Asterios Muppet

Episode Date: January 1, 2019

The great 2019 virgin race, the lameness of the government shutdown, Buzzed Driving is not Drunk Driving, chewing out waut3rboi, the n-bomb and the great monarchy of America, more on Sargon, my joke horse dies in Red Dead Redemption 2, fake interactivity, the what happened to Maddox's penis game, and the Asterios Muppet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Zoop, I heard it. I see you trying to do it carefully, but I heard it. Oh, you got Diet Coke too? Yeah. Well, that changes everything. I realized this was turning into my sister's house. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That bitch won't stock a Diet Coke if it cured cancer. Really? Yeah. It's true only if Jessica Alba sells it. Well, she have it in her house. This is an Alba house. It's been Albified.ba sells it. Well, she have it in her house. This is an Alba house. It's been Albified. Alba diapers, Alba diapers.

Yeah, Alba towels. They use beach towels with the Jessica Alba on them. You only know that she has that kind of, you know, she's just like a total second career that's really successful, but you only know that if you have kids or if you know someone with kids. Really successful.

It's like orders of magnitude more successful than the tits. Who got whatever happened at Jessica Alba, you know? Haven't seen her since, you know, since city or anything like that. It's like, she's a fucking zillionaire. Yeah. She makes honest, it's honest, right? That's her company.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is, huh? Honest diapers. Are they, they're the same company that make the drinks? Which are the, right? Honest diapers. They're the same company that make the drinks, which are the honest tea. You mean, honest tea? Honest tea. Honest tea. Honest tea.

They're so bad though. Those things all taste like shit. They're made for chicks. Chicks love, they love hurting themselves. They all taste like gross teas. Gross tea. Yeah. They like lacroix. Yeah, the ass water, sparkling ass water from the asses of France.

Yeah. They've got big ass fields in France that constantly shit out lacroix. Yeah. That's for my next vacation. French diarrhea. Yeah. Oh God. That's what it translates to. They're going to a huge e-bowl high out break over there.

Are they really? Well, I'm just, you know, just shitting and, or is it, I can throw it. Yeah, equal, right? Is that the, that's the ass disease? The romaine lettuce and stuff. That's the ass disease, yeah. Can't use romaine lettuce.

Ah, ah! Ah! I would not use romaine lettuce. All right. I'll stop immediately. I'll, yeah. Don't worry. Yeah. Is that, is that in whiskey?

Do they use that in, do they use Romaine lettuce in whiskey and Chinese takeout? No. No business of mine. No business of mine then. I can't miss this. Cabbage and stuff in Chinese takeout.

That's fine, because it, you know, it's not shit, because it's closed. That's the thing is that it is.out, that's fine because it, you know, it's not shit because it's closed. That's the thing is, it is. Yeah, it's because it's nothing wrong. It's nothing wrong or inherently weak about the Romain lettuce. It's the fact that it's open at the top. So like, shit water can get splashed in there down to the inner leaves as opposed to like a head of iceberg where you just peel off the outer layers and it's safe.

That is fast forming information. There you go. Maybe that's what it was all about. and it's safe. So, ass farming in for me. There you go. Maybe that's what it was all about this whole time. Feel it to the ass. Go, you go around ass-splaining. Yep. Ass disease is just a cool thing. Right, close to a hundred episodes,

the biggest problem than 134 of this and we've arrived at what ass-forming actually is. We finally figured out. That's it. My dumb joke. Now we have to figure out the penis contest that I said you were at. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

One of the following leaks. It was like a 10 hour masturbatory session. It was my hand was fighting my dick. That's contest. That was the contest? Yeah, it was like a cracking type of situation. I don't know. Well, that's totally different than what I thought it was.

Yeah. But these things, you can't be too sensitive. Luckily, I emerged the victor. That was a no lose contest. Oh, you beat, no. You wouldn't be surprised. The proud boys begged to differ. The only loser in the contest between man and penis is the man.

Between hand and penis is the man. The only loser? Why can't the, well, yeah, but you could win, too, right? I'm not with, not according to the proud boys and Gavin McGinnis. Well, but I mean this. SPLC dain't hate speech. Prove.

Yeah. I don't know. I can't see. I watched. I couldn't get on board with that. Which, I mean, that would keep me out. The masturbating thing. Yeah.

I thought so too, but you know what? But after I read a bunch of like, I'm a virgin and I need help and I have no motivation. Oh, I'm not saying it's not a good thing for some people. I think it's a good thing for maybe every, maybe that no fat month. Maybe it's not so crazy. Maybe not a month. I mean, I don't beat off a burning man and it is,

I have a different mindset. I believe you. I mean, once or twice. Also though, I want that your mindset changes if you put yourself in a different mindset. I believe you. I mean, once or twice. Also though, I want that your mindset changes if you put yourself in a different location too. Yes, and you spend most of your time in that location doing drugs. That too.

That's not a perfectly controlled experiment, but I'm gonna blame it on the beating off. Yeah. Because in this discussion, it's relevant. Yeah, correlation causation, it's relevant. Yeah. Correlation causation, it's a little sketchy, but it could be. You can't say it isn't. The correlation and causation are basically the same thing. Yeah. Anybody who tells you otherwise is selling exactly everyone who's ever breathed there dies. Yeah. Yeah. So stop air kills you. Go

into the water. There you go. Live right there. I die there grow gills and breathe like a fish if you Will it fake it until you make it. Yeah, if you will it. It is no dream There's that Elrond Hubbard that's Walter from the Big Lebowski. Oh same guy Vladimir. Ilya, Ulyanov. Yeah Walter soap chick. Yeah That's the quote if you know you're, Ulyanov. Yeah. Walter Sobchick. Yeah. Yeah, that's the quote. If you're out of your element, I'm the walrus, right? And he's like, yeah, I have the walrus.

Wrong linen. I have the walrus. Yeah, I have the one. Oh, okay. What do we got? We got people in here today. It's always a Christmas low. Yeah.

Let's see here. People out of town. People out of a Christmas low. Yeah. Let's see here. People out of town. People out of town. I always wonder. I'm not today. Do we normally get voicemails after Christmas where people talk about introducing new people to the show? I always think that would happen around the holidays because you're out.

You're like, oh, that's, check this out. You should watch it with me. You got to cousin or something. It's not, not any more than normal. I don't think, I don't know if people introduce shit to their family. I would think like, you know, one of your like cool cousins or something, where you're like,

oh, yeah, he'll like this. Cool, okay. He's an asshole. Yeah. You're right, but in this world of texting, I think maybe it's, oh, yeah, you're right. I don't know. Maybe people do.

Just a thought. All right, let's't know. Maybe people do. Just a thought. All right, let's do it. Everybody be up. Presenting. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

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Ready. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Welcome to Dig. You want to dig, you need to need to you love dig you got it's the show where everything is a contest come to you live from a mountain bucket deep in the heart of the city failure I'm your hostic bachelor. Okay, the 20 million dollar man loaded America's best Mexican 12 weeks running. I almost got it that one with me is always a shone the audio engineer.

Hello dick this close I'm missed it by that much. That's so I missed it by that much. That's true. I missed it by that much. Beat the theme. You're gonna loop like an extra bar in the office. Now that's cheating. Well, you know, as performance enhancing audio editing, John, it's true. Now, that's true.

I will beat it one day. I will beat it one day. I think you've never beaten it before. Never beat it once. Really? The intro gets longer and longer. But I've got as my speaking gets faster, my intro gets longer.

This is this race I have. You get the music stage with the same. With time, yeah. Do I ever tell you about the time coach sent me a clip from the show saying that you fucked up the audio edit because you spliced me talking over myself? Oh, I have heard about that. Yeah. And I don't know if I told it on the show.

There are some strange sentences we'll say sometimes that sound like edits and they're not. Well, I compared it to the original files. I was like, yeah, that is a big fuck up for Sean. And what could I have said in that quote that needed an edit? So I compared it to the original file. I said, no, man, that's original. That's just how I talk.

He's like, oh, well, you have a natural con man's cadence then. It's like, alright, so what, you fucked up and that's on me somehow. You are embarrassed. No, I'm on the Indian's. Don't talk that way. He was right. It did sound like I was over like I was talking over myself.

I was like, oh man, that would be, it would be really easy to con people if you could just start a tie like, okay, and here's me to follow up on top of that. That's right, I just wanna agree with what Dick is saying over here. I've heard singers that you swear were auto-tuned and it was like just an artifact in their voice. You're like, oh, that's an obvious.

Hey happy, happy new year everybody. Yes, happy new year. Happy new year. I'm coming out of New Year's Day. We made it to 2019. Jesus God, you've to be hung over. You've got to be so hung over right now wherever you're at and I want to tell you that it's going to be,

it's going to get better. In a jail cell. You might be in a jail cell. You might be in a strange woman's bed and you had to fire up the dick show the moment it came out and you should soothe your concern to let, because you don't know what to do. You're looking over and you're seeing

some sort of a planet, some sort of a moon in bed next to you. And then you realize that's no moon. It's actually abroad. Think, oh Christ, you hear your stomach scrumbling away. Oh no, no, God, that's her. Oh Jesus Christ, I gotta load up the dick show ASAP and see what to do. I don't know what to do.

You gotta chew your arm off to get away from Venus. You gotta chew through her like a, you gotta cut her open like a ton ton. Oh God, crawling. That's the only way to get away is hide inside of her. It's the only way to get away. Look, this year's, this, look, it'll be over soon. That's what, that's my advice for the new year.

2019? Yeah, it'll be over soon. It'll be over soon. Don't worry about it. All these people are going to be making plans, setting their goals for the new year. I'm going to write a book they'll say. Like I said, I was going to do last year. Look, it's going to be over soon.

Don't worry about it. You'll be shopping for Christmas and no time. In no time, you'll be making excuses for why you didn't buy anyone presents like you do every year. Yeah. Because you got better shit to do is the real reason, but you can't say that. Oh, that's your real reason.

Isn't it? Isn't that everyone's reason for not doing anything? Mine's had better shit to do. Why weren't you there? Mine's worse. Well, what's here is because I just don't care. Well, there you go. Carrying less is better.

Me doing nothing is better to me than putting an effort for you. Man, you have good coffee in this house. Thank you. It's called, I'd get it from Mistobox. Yeah. That's the one. There's a different two. Listen, I am a cheap fuck. Yeah.

I am so cheap. I'm not a millionaire. I never know need to be cheap. This is a secret that I try to hide. It's because I spend so extravagantly on liquor. People think that I just throw money around, but I in my actual life, I've driven like three cars in my life. Two cars.

I bought that Lexus. I bought very used and destroyed. I've got this. That's four. You might be cheap. You might be a cheap fuck as well. Yeah, I've had periods of extreme brokenness too. Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it to you. I'm a cheap fuck, but the one thing I will let myself spend money on is coffee. One thing I will let myself spend money on is coffee. Is a nice subscription-based, fancy-pants coffee product that arrives at my door.

Oh, is it different? Is it different every time? Oh, see, this is extra good. I have like a coffee connoisseur. I get to go rate the coffees, like that one was too chocolatey. That one was just right, and then they'll shift my palette profile.

Yeah. Whatever this one is. My sister got it a couple of Christmas's ago for me and I didn't shut it off. I kept paying for it. Yeah, man. That's God. It's just great.

I wish they would run Tinder. The send you a... How would you think of that one? Also too much chocolate in that broad. It's a real distinction on the plight of the working man. In America. We're really happy. We can't know. Oh man, speaking of my car.

Thanks, Patreon. That is for keeping dick in your coffee. Look, look, it's not that expensive. Don't get the wrong idea. I know. I just appreciate good coffee. Yeah, it's good. It's a better start to the day.

It is. Speaking of new, my new car, the truck, I guess it's not new anymore's a better start to the day. It is. I'm speaking of new, my new car, the truck. I guess it's not new anymore. I don't know how long. I have, I have noticed that it has the worst, it has the worst fucking squeak rattling in the window. Like I swear to God with everything that goes on, every, all the extra fancy bullshit that is on this car. The one thing they couldn't solve was a rattling window. So I'm it when it's down or when it's when it's just something all the time. I have it down now. So that the freeway will drown out the sound of the.

Oh God. It's like it's like it's like being in an approaching hurricane. Is it the gullac? Does it sound like the window itself or like a mechanism in there? I don't know. I've jammed something in every conceivable hole that I can jam something in.

Well, that's your car. That's my way. I'm a man that's the only, look, if the problem can't be solved by jamming something in a hole, that can't be solved. Then you need to consult someone else. Right.

Because that's how I fix things. Too much yapping. Get a jam something in a hole. That's it. Oh, you got a problem here. Well, show me a hole that I can jam something in or else take it to a professional. Yeah.

Can't, it's very simple. It's driving me fucking crazy. It is driving me the... That shouldn't happen that new. It shouldn't happen ever. I mean, look, if you're ever, if you're driving over like a rutted fucking dirt road every day, and I go to and from your house, I can see shit.

Everything's gonna shake loose a little bit. It's driving me crazy, man. It's less than a year old, right? Uh, I don't know. I'm probably about that. I'm not having fun, but the fucking rattling man, the fucking rattling, I can hear it in my teeth now. And now all rattling is ruined because like any kind of rattling,

sets me off. I don't wanna drive anymore because of it. I just wanna look at it. Cause as soon as I get in, now I'm hypersensitive to it too. So as soon as I hear one, sure, I just get the sweats. Like, oh God, don't do this to me today, please, please, please.

I don't know what you can do. Besides, I'm gonna seal it shut. I'm just gonna put tape cardboard over the window, like duct tape, like it's been broken into. I'm gonna fuck it. This, nothing will go wrong here. Let me see what else I got here. The New Year, that's something might be fun for the New Year.

I have, I have maybe the most incredible gift that anyone's ever sent to show today. Real also, though, I'm gonna break out at the end of the show. Okay. I have got an idea for this year because we do get, we were talking before the show started about the number of virgins writing in for advice and the solution of stop the solution of don't

beat off. Stop lower the beating off. Well, stop satisfying the beast inside of you with morsels when you need to charge that beast up and let it feast on a meal. Right. You're sure? You're sure. The hunger consume you. You will become a different man, which is, I guess, a proud boy's thing, right? They say no beating on. Yeah, it's not a bad idea.

Really? It's not a bad idea. Really? Give it a shot. It costs you nothing. Yeah. It's no effort. Less effort than normal. Let's give it a shot anyway.

I thought for 2019, we'll do, we'll get the virgins that are in the audience, anyone who wants to participate, and we're going to race them. Oh. This is a race to lose your virginity. Good. For 2019. Yes. That's what we're doing.

So if you are a virgin, which I know there are some of you are. This is a great idea. Right? Yeah. This is a, it's a pact like American Pie, but it's for this show. Yeah. Where you've got to, you write in, call in, give us your story of the, maybe the oldest version, the most, like the most weird, fundamentalist upbringing version.

Yeah. The most like the most weird fundamentalist upbringing version version. Yeah. Whoever's got the most strange of body dysmorphias out there, because that's real. You know, they put these super hunks on TV in the movie. They got Tom Cruise up there with abs at 60 years old. You think, oh, who would want to fuck me? Who on earth?

Yeah. Just, I'm just going to go. I don't even want to beat myself off. Maybe Tom Cruise would want to fuck you. I mean, just, I've heard you write in, we're going to do a virgin race. I don't know the specifics of it yet, but we got to get everybody laid in 2019. We're all going to get laid. That's the year that we're going to do it. It's going to happen for you. You write in, I don't care if you're in high school, college.

I don't care if you're 70 years old and you still haven't gotten laid, tell me about it. Write in, we're gonna get you laid. Cause you're having to be over before you know it. We're gonna pressure you into it cause the year is gonna be over any moment. The year will be over, but this is the year. I just wanted to say that first

before we get to what makes me a rage. You know what makes me a rage is one-eyed animals on the internet? Yeah, chicks, rescue dogs, three legs, one eye. That's the chick virtue signaling. It really, I think they will start breeding them like that. Yeah, I mean, they bred French bulldogs. That thing is basically disabled

english bulldog is disabled to disabled i think they're gonna start they're gonna figure out how they can pop some one-eyed motherfuckers that one-eyed willies out uh i fire up the internet to start looking for some news and topics you know for the show what do see? Top of the top of the top of the news. Hey, look at this, look at this one-eyed dog. This is my one-eyed dog. I think she's happy, look at this happy girl. She's made the best of it, even with her one eye. And I'm filled with this awful revulsion.

You're, come on. What are you? You don't need... You don't need a boost for this. You don't have one eye. You're perfectly fine. Well, put a picture of yourself up. If you need the...

Here's... Put a picture... If you want to... Gross everyone out. Because nobody is not grossed out with a one-eyed, sewn, shut, real dog staring them back in the face at nine in the morning. I always think that they should just sew a button

over where the other guy is. Like a Google AI. Yeah, they really should. I wanna make it funny. Or a laser beam, like the Terminator. Yes. You know? So whatever he looks is like, you can see

where the motherfucker's looking. How hard is it to give a dog a glass eye with a little, you know, like a backlit laser? Throw a little happy face on there. There you go. The dog does not need a boost. No. It's fine.

Yeah. Dog doesn't understand up votes. No. The dog doesn't understand the abstract concept of attention from thousands of people like you need. It understands attention from one person. Yeah. No one needs this.

No one needs you pushing your, no one needs you pushing handicapped dogs out on the internet and cats. Look at this cat. It's just kind of a mangy. Well, she's got, you know, lost one eye, three years ago, but she's doing all right. Yeah. You see that?

I don't need this. Nobody needs, nobody needs to see your one eyed pets. This dog got a new lease on life. I love the ones with the wheelchairs for the back legs, just like the wheels. It's like a fucking docks in running around. Yeah. Getting like hung up on every corner.

Yeah. Oh, he's so excited. He just thinks he can do everything. Well. Oh, he's so excited. He just thinks he can do everything. Well, yeah, he's an idiot. Yeah, he doesn't have, they don't have the same concept of adversity that a human being does or triumph, the shit just doesn't work. Enough.

What did you get out of it? We were supposed to get flying cars. We got underwater cities. We got one-eyed cars. Life on Mars. 10,000 genders and one-eyed dogs. 10,000 genders and one-eyed dogs. So it's like an album.

So it's like a name of an album. 10,000 genders and one-eyed dogs. Yeah. I wanna just, I wanna just overdo it. I don't know how else to get rid of it One-eyed dog one-eyed cat. Let's find the most one. Let's find a dog that's just a sausage Yeah, he's like a bad dog. Yeah, no no legs, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's a pretty good dog But how about this how about this one with no legs? He's got no head. It's just a wiggling body. Yeah nice

The buzzed Buzzed driving is drunk driving. They've had that for a while. They have had it for a while, and I've always really hated it. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why. I think because it's, they especially slam it down everyone's throat

at this time of year. Yeah, buzz driving, well that's drunk driving too. Well, no, it's not. It was depends on the, I mean, it's not. I mean, if your buzz is arguing with your girlfriend drunk driving to because that's pretty fucking distracting. What's not what's not drunk driving then is driving with your knees while you're eating a hamburger. Is that drunk driving? There's a lot of things that will impair your ability at a fairly low level. Buzz driving, that's drunk driving.

Okay, well, I have heard that you being on your phone or distracted by your phone is bad. Just as bad. Yeah. And they do throw that up somehow, but for some reason the buzzed one annoys me more than anything else. I don't know why.

I don't know why that is. I feel like it's preaching to the choir. Yeah, like, well, no shit. What is a guy who's buzzed, gonna see that and pull over? Oh, shit. It is? I gotta. What's like a long time ago,

we talked about that. We talked about like the rate billboards or something like that. Stop breaking where it's like, yeah, like just like, oh, oh, fuck. Jesus, I wanted to see. I wanted to see how much it cost that they're dumping money into the buzz driving,

is drunk driving, is good. Because I see it all the time. I could not find, I could barely find any stats on it. But the ones I found was like a hundred, hundred million bucks or something on the sale. Oh, yeah, campaign, There was a lot for the national real estate. That was just at the state level. Now, who is in charge of that? Those, you know, PSA is type things.

Is that hold on hold on? I do have that over it. NRO. That was a big spike in, oh, I want to see that graph. Okay. Yeah. This is the graph. This is the graph that I brought in. Cause I wanted to see how much money you're spending on. You think that's a coincidence right around the time of the housing crash? Look at 2008, like just picked everybody's like,

fuck it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me pull that up on the stream so people who are watching can see. There we go. It was a nice steady decline and then it started ramping up a little bit. I wanted to see how effective the ad campaign is because basically if I know about it, somebody spent a lot of money on it. Yeah, true.

Trump was driving his drunk driving. I know that click it or ticket. I know that don't friends don't let friends drive drunk. I know that one, but I always wanted to know where is the women don't let their boyfriends and husbands drive home, drive drunk when they know that they've had to, where was that ad campaign? Why was it always friends and not the wife's fault? Like, hey, he's just not going to listen. Yeah.

No, never, it's friends. Friends, friends, friends, friends, friends, friends, friends, you guys, you guys know who you are. You need to, one of you needs to have absolute, there was never like, hey, friends, friends, friends, friends, you guys, you guys know who you are. You need to, one of you needs to have absolute, there was never like, hey, do you really need to have two glasses of wine and then let your boyfriend drive home when he's obviously drunk and tired? Where was that ad campaign?

Yeah. I feel like that is some low-hang fruit anyway. Here's the DUI arrests in California per 1,000. I imagine it's indicative of the, I imagine it's representative of the entire US. Starts dropping from 1994, 2004, 2006, 2008, spikes up. Yeah. Straight up, because everyone's miserable.

But it did start before that, and the market was still really good. Yeah, it did start that. So I said, okay, well, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the actual vehicle fatalities then? Look at that. Right? That's really interesting. Right.

I'll pull this one up so everybody can see it. And they'll go, well, they'll go, it's because it's working. Well, yeah, but it's not. Because look, there's the actual vehicle fatalities total in blue that drops in 2006 down to 2010 that perfectly mirrors the drop in alcohol-related debts. So where the fuck is all this? Where are these slogans going to? Just a bunch of jackass admin patting themselves

on the back, they're coming up with a bunch of cute rhymes and commercials of booz hounds spilling out of their fucking car that do absolutely fucking nothing other than hammering it down your like a like a mom hammering it down your throat. Well remember bus driving is drunk driving. How about instead of running ads on the freeway all the fucking time that make people feel like shit for getting buzzed?

Why don't you give me an Uber to the bar? Probably be a lot fucking cheaper. Yeah. Because once I'm there, I can't think myself into my car. I can't make a bad decision into my car. Once I'm stranded there, I'm fucked. I gotta get real creative or start paying to get home. Mm-hmm.

Buzz driving is drunk driving. So the only way to fix this is to get buzz and then start making good decisions. Good fucking luck with that, you idiots. Have something to think. Just take the budget, which seems to be in the hundreds of millions. By free ubers for people to get to a bar, and then when you're out of money, stop doing it.

It's very simple. Those people are not going to be able to drive home drunk. It would have to be more effective, given the same money spent. Yeah, that was my point. EBT cards. Yeah. I've done some more research on that too,

but I think if everyone's getting bored of that whole card thing. Well, you know. There you go, buzz driving is drunk driving. I don't know why it's, it upsets me so much to read. So fucking cute. Yeah. Everyone's, there's, it seems like these people who are, who don't have to deal with it, are so proud of themselves for coming up with that shit.

Buzz driving is drunk driving. Well, what? Okay. What do you, what do you okay. What do you want? What do you want me to do that? I wonder how many people who have something to do with that slogan or that kind of shit have been arrested for DUI.

Well, I mean, a lot of them. Yeah, that's what I mean. Ad men. Sure. Except I don't think the industry works like that anymore. I think it's a lot of like young chicks. Yeah, no, I'm just saying, I mean, government officials, all that kind of stuff young chicks. Yeah, no, I'm just saying, I mean government officials,

all that kind of stuff. It's like, dude, everybody gets, there's all classes get fucking hooked up for drinking and driving. I mean, it doesn't, it's poor people, rich people, politicians, they just get to, you know, sweep it under the rug. I'll be happy.

I'll take the toxic masculinity shit if I can just get one DUI ad that's a chick saying, hey, honey, I see you've had a lot to drink. You've had more to drink than me. I'll drive home. I'm not taking no for an answer. And I'm going to suck your dick if you let me do it. And then it just goes at the bottom, suck is dick if you won't let you drive his car home when he's drunk. That's the, that's my magical slogan to cure drunk driving. Hey, ladies, suck his dick. Drive him home and suck his dick. He'll let you, he'll let you, he'll say yes. He'll say yes. You fucking idiot. Sometimes it's okay to negotiate with a terrorist. Yeah. It is. Yeah. It is, we all do it. That's the ad campaign I wanna see. All right.

I don't know why I'm upset by it. Okay, what else do I got here? The collection of goofy looking due dads in the average American house is out of control. Yeah, I think. How many due dads you got? How many little pods, how many sentient pods do you have in your house? This is the future.

It's just a series of magical space urns that sit on your television in a row, like Indian gods that speak to you and whirl around in the middle of the night and make noise and control your entire life. I started, I looked for a security system this week because everybody's got a, anybody who's got a house has a security system that they've never used. Right, they're all, yeah. It's $10,000 or whatever much they cost for a sign that sits in your front yard. And you say, well, wait a minute, why am I paying for this?

How much is it? No, thanks. I don't want that. It's just like a resale scam for houses. So I looked into, like, yeah, right? Maybe a whole security system. Yeah, you see that in the agent notes all the time. Full security system.

Yeah, full security system. You know, for when the, for when you, when it becomes, for when your kids get kidnapped out of the middle, in the middle of the night, you've got this great glass shattering, detecting security system. Right. Who the fuck needs this?

Seems like a scam. So I found, I found one that was like cheap and new and I just see if it connects to your existing system expect that just like a little panel on the wall thing. Another pod. Another god damn another magic space vase that can be moved and lost that can only sit that is so high that it can only sit outside. It can only sit outside of something. You can't just cram it in. Yeah. Yeah. Like they don't make them Google home, Alexa, this goddamn space thing.

What are the other ones? Orbs, I get an orby up there. Every house is just going to have a row of plastic urns for big tech companies that run your life. Look like shit. I'm stupid looking. It's like wearing, it's like Nike found a way to put a brand on your fucking house. Yeah, right.

Put these things. It's true. And they look like garbage. I hate them. Okay, let me see what else we got here. Oh God, the government shut down. Yeah. Government shut down.

The government shuts down all the time. I didn't know that. Yeah, it happens under everybody's administration. I didn't know that. Yeah, it happens under everybody's administration I didn't know that either. Yeah, do you think everybody knows that? No, I don't think everybody knows that I thought the roads would be falling apart and planes would fall out of the sky and stuff Yeah, it always it conveniently happens around the holidays too. It's really funny. Well, we'll remember it's, it's only non-essential government jobs too. That's what I found too. Yeah.

It's like national parks and stuff like that. Well, that made it even better. Right. Because then I saw that. Yeah, I hate parks. Let me read some of these quotes that I found from people who were upset about the government shutdown. Yeah.

What's open and what's closed? Social security checks will go out. Troops will remain at their posts. I was geared up for World War three. That, oh shit, China's gonna see that the government's gonna shut down. They're sending in everybody. Yeah.

Right? They're sending in everybody to take what's not already there. Right. Doctors and hospitals will work. The US Postal Services blah, blah, blah. Virtually every essential government agency, Doctors and hospitals will work, the US Postal Services blah, blah, blah virtual, virtually every essential government agency, including the FBI, boarded patrol, Coast Guard's Open, TSA is open.

Yeah, any, any control is open. And the universe of action is still open. Medicare, veterans help, and many other will run as usual. The emergency management agency will run, FEMA just a device it's just a device so that people can blame the other guys on what though it like and the government shut down that isn't really a shut down it happens yeah i don't even feel satisfied that it is shut down i got a bunch of government people are going to get fucked over now and they did it everybody's just a working. 90% of the Department of Homeland Security's

240,000 employees will be at work, because they're essential. Essential? Yeah. Special counter-robert molars, or whatever will still be running. Yeah, everything's running. Government lawyers, civil servant,

the blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh yeah, here we go. Farmers hit hardest. We'll have to wait for a second round of direct. So farmers have to wait to get paid by the government. Why? Why? And new farm loans will be put on hold. The vast majority of national parks were closed to visitors and campers in the past But beginning with the last government shutdown. They make the parks accessible They found Sean they found away. They're not even

Shuddering on the parks So somehow they found a way to make Outdoors accessible to people while the government is shut down I don't know who we have to thank for that. Right. But somehow they made it possible. Or outside to still work. Just some of the key to the gate. Thanks. Yeah.

Hey, tomorrow the government's going to shut down. So don't lock this outside area. Don't lock this gate because then people will have to jump over it. That's right. I did see some pictures of national parks where the garbage is like overflowing. Oh yeah. Joshua trees. The garbage is all in the field. Oh, these toilets are disgusting. Well, fucking clean them then you dumb bitch. What do you mean? It's disgusting. Take some trash with you. Bring a pick up. Bring an alchemy no and fill

the backup. I'm fucking complaining. I got some more funny quotes about the shutdown. Oh yeah, it hits poor families, it hits poor families the hardest, including janitors and security guards and other low wage federal contractors. Yeah, federal, right. More than 700 janitors were affected. Oh my god. Can't believe it. Um, during the government shutdown, big-bend national park will remain open.

However, there will be no visitor services. Um, they just annoy you anyway. Oh, yeah, They just annoy you anyway. Oh yeah, the Rangers? Have they ever helped anyone? The Rangers at National Parks have only ever annoyed me by leaving fake tickets on my tent in the morning for not disposing of trash properly. Yeah.

Well, then pick it up, dude. What's your fucking job? If it to go around and produce more litter, to tell me about the litter that I left out, no fucking shit that you don't want to bag a chips left out. So throw it away. But so damn important to you, just come in, even though the government shut down and make sure the trash isn't a problem. Yeah, thanks for this weird, thanks for this, thanks for a fake ticket. You know, the thing that things that people love most in life, fake fucking tickets. Yeah, thanks for this weird, thanks for this, thanks for a fake ticket. You know, the thing that people love most in life, fake fucking tickets.

I get that nice heart attack thinking that I owe money for something, because there's no rules posted anywhere. When we got to the camp last night, there was a guy who was in our spot, this woman said, we knocked on the door and let him know that we had a reservation. He was a little grumpy, but he moved. So they're saying that because they didn't have to get the authorities involved.

That's what they're saying. Because of the shutdown, they would have got a fucking ranger because this moron was too afraid to tap on a guy's door to just talking and just being civil and well, we got to go to the cops. Yeah. This guy's in our reserved camping space. We're just staying a little closer to the roads, not really taking any risks. You mean there's an element of risk and being outside again?

What a fucking paradise. You just shut it down permanently. Yeah. Boy, it's like those on duty rangers are the only thing keeping them eroding bands of bears away. You know, they're posted in a line, in a human shield. Just pave the whole fucking thing. You know, what is the difference?

I like the outdoors, but. I love them, but I hate that I would like to have less people in them. Oh, absolutely. I would like to not have a full on Dodger Stadium rest room equivalent in every fucking national park. Yeah. I would like there to not be built up parking spaces that, it's so weird how many rules there are to camping, especially in California. California is not... Is it a lot different here than everywhere else?

Yeah, it is, but it fires. I mean, yeah, it is. It's California. You know, somebody has a rouse. You can't drink a beer on a beach. It's like, there's... Yeah, that's fucked. Yeah.

Can you drink beer on the beach during a government shutdown? See, I thought I was going to get to do all kinds of fun shit. Good question. Government shutdown for new years? Ha ha ha, bonfire on the beach, motherfucker. Oh no, no, no, no, no. You'll be there. You can't do that.

Why? The government shutdown? Well, it's not that shutdown. How shutdown doesn't have to be? Well, I could do normal things that don't hurt anybody that I want to do. Like drinking beer on the beach. Think some of those are like, you know, state or city contracted.

How do we shut down that government? Um, good question. You got to burn it down, I guess. Maybe. I'm really disappointed by this government shutdown. Yeah. I guess that's my point. I'm gonna be a lot more fun.

Yeah. You know, yeah, there's a lot of people would be storming the banks. Yeah. Army would be marching on the Fed. We want money! Give us that fucking money! Nothing. Just a bunch of janitors out of, have to stay home.

Yeah. And it sucks for them, but for the nation, is it a big problem? Absolutely not. Yeah. Well, don't work for the government if you don't want to get fucked over by them. I guess Well, I look at government employees is getting pretty much a free ride a hundred percent of the time They're on duty getting paid so it's yeah, I mean, it's like I Don't feel we all do I don't feel that bad. I really don't

No Federal workers still get paid eventually. This was the worst part. This is the worst thing that they just get paid. Yeah, just to stay home. And then they can fucking get paid on that after all. Oh yeah, like what? Yeah, they're not, right.

It's just being deferred, they're not losing. This is, it's not a shutdown, it's like a fuck you. Yeah, I go, it's a government fuck you. Go. Oh, great. Ask how stupid of me for thinking that, how stupid of me for falling for the branding. Right.

Shut down. No, it's a fuck me. I'll get again. Yeah. While they can be kept on the job, federal workers won't be paid for days work during the laps. In the past, however, they've been paid retroactively, even when ordered to stay home.

Oh, isn't that nice? Yep, shutdowns happen every year. Carter was president, averaging 11 days, during Reagan's two terms, there were six shutdowns. So it's nothing. No, it happens in every administration. Well, I feel like a fucking idiot. No.

I mean, you would like to think that it's not a giant misleading branding campaign. But it is. I think it's, but it is. It is. It's nothing. No, it doesn't, it doesn't affect anything. And the big scheme of things, I don't think one of them

has ever had any serious repercussions for the nation. No, that sucks. When do we, what? No. Yeah, well, you get what I'm saying. I do get what you're saying. I wanted to shut down, man. I wanted to see a guy nailing the courthouse shut No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's what I wanted to see. Tent city all over the place, but nothing. That's a bunch of janitors. That sucks.

I got some interesting, interesting, I don't know if it's news on Sargon. So this Patreon still going on. And according to something I saw in the New York Times, which it annoys me because of some stuff that Sargon said on this show, which is why I bring it in. Everyone is shitting on Patreon right now, threatening to pull their, a lot of people have already pulled their support.

I think this shows down a thousand bucks, which fucking really sucks because it's never been down before. No. And now it is, and it's never been down before. No. And now it is. And it's not because of anything we did. No, no, no. It's just fucking sucks. I understand.

People have their principles. Yeah, it's, it seems like it's really working its way into the mainstream conscious. I mean, I hope that those same people are also deleting their PayPal accounts and cutting up their master cards. Well, that's because that's who I'm not telling people how to protest, but if you're just ditching Patreon and not deleting PayPal and not deleting your master card, then I don't know what kind of stand this is.

What's like, people who have a real problem morally with Nestle the company because of that campaign they ran in Africa for their formula or whatever. So you're basically, you know, these people who can't afford anything and they're saying, like, if you don't give your baby this formula we make, you're basically, you know, abusing the kid and they're gonna turn out fucked up.

So that was, I want to say that was like back in the 70s, but people go, I won't support Nestle out of that, but it's like they met you, they buy so many things that Nestle has a hand in or makes outright. And it's like you just don't, you've got to really be sure. If you want to cut it off, you've got to cut all of it out. A lot of shit about is annoying to me because like I mentioned on the, on the program last week that, um, it kills the collaboration that is what made

it so fun in the first place. Like Dickles. Now instead of doing goofy shit, like making Dickles on a platform that is fun, I'm just working on how to build an alternative that is not gonna be as good, but it's like that's fucking life, man. Yeah. In the New York Times, I read that Sargon, maybe I should just read it directly.

This month, the site's moderators received a complaint about Mr. Benjamin who is Sargonne of a con. Who had risen to fame, railing against diversity and feminism during the Gamergate movement in 2014, Mr. Benjamin used the N word! As Waterboy did. Yeah, she did. And rolled right off the tongue.

And anti-Gay language during an interview posted to YouTube on February 7th, Patreon found on December 6th. Here's the part that I thought was interesting. I don't know if it's true. A day before a day that will live in infamy. On December 6th, the company told Mr. Benjamin that it would freeze his account and that he could appeal.

Yeah. Mr. Benjamin objected and said the video in question should not fall under Patreon's rules because it was on YouTube. For Mr. Benjamin, the timing was surprising. Quote, my brand has been politically incorrect for years. He said in a video he later posted to his YouTube channel, the picture called the Patreon Witch Trials. His response to us, when we told him about the reform process, was to nitpick and say, that's unnecessary editorializing, was to nitpick and say, I was being anti-nazi. Miss Hart, the person in charge of trust and safety, said,

you cannot say those words on our platform. It doesn't matter who you're directing them at. So it seems, it seems to me that he was given a chance to say, sorry, and elected not to. It seems to me that he was given a chance to say sorry and elected not to and elected to say you guys are misinterpreting the rules that's not what I said. So I won't apologize. Right.

If that's true, I'm gonna be very fucking pissed off because that is nothing. Apollot, like, the reason I believe it at all, I would never, I would, this seems like PR bullshit from the New York Times. The reason I believe it at all is because when Sargon was on this show and I said, Daniel, it should just pay the fine because it's 800 bucks.

And if you don't, like, if you don't pay the government, they'll put you in jail for the rest of your life. They don't care what, they don't care what the rule says. They have the money on the lawyers. They have all the guns. Yeah. That's just, that's what they do to people. So I said, you should just pay the fine.

Fuck it. Just pay the, just pay the 800 bucks. Who cares? So I got said, oh no. You gotta take, no, no, absolutely not. You gotta take a stand. I'm like, that's martyre shit, dude. That is never do.

Don't tell people to do that first of all. Like, don't pressure somebody into sacrificing their life because you believe in a cause. It's like we talked about other, again, don't, no, just park here. Are you gonna pay it? Are you gonna fucking, are you gonna sit in jail with me?

Or are you gonna be on YouTube making, making videos? Only because of that, do I think this story has any validity at all? So I emailed the trust and safety people saying, hey, did you give him a chance to respond or not? I found this out yesterday. I emailed him yesterday, because I think it matters. Would they respond to you? I fucking hope so. I

mean, I got them sued for half a billion dollars. I would just think they would. I would just think we would, we don't comment on any of, you know, other persons, you know, transactions with us or, or, but they've been commenting on it as shitload. They wrote it. They did a whole New York Times interview about it. Yeah. Well, there's nothing no harm in asking, right? No, no harm in asking. I just want to know, did you give him the chance to apologize and say, oh yeah, I fucked up, I would never use words like that.

And then, okay, your account's okay. Because that relieves a considerable amount of stress from me if an apology is all it takes. To get back in the good, to get back on their platform, I am a walking apology. Oh, I know. I wake up every day and apologize to myself for five minutes for the fat disgusting state of my body.

I'm sorry, I wake up in the morning. Hey, man, I'm sorry that I drank so much last night. I'm sorry that I didn't work out yesterday. I'm sorry that I didn't work out yesterday. I'm sorry for pretty much all the decisions I've made up until this point. And to be honest, I'm going to start doing a better job today of the eating right and the working out. I'm going to make a commitment to you, the man in the mirror, to do this. And every time I do not do it, as soon as I finish this beer, as soon as I finish this

beer, every time I do not do it, but my point is, if all it takes is a fucking apology, we'll be on there forever. Sure. There is. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, you want to see, you want to see somebody, I'll, you send me, send me on a world tour. You're a virtuoso. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful. I apologize so hard. I'll make you feel guilty for getting shit on. Yeah. Because of the force of my, because of the, because of the force of my apology,

I will reach deep back into my ancestry of grandmas, Mexican grandmas, I think some, I know there's some Jewish grandmas way back in my bloodline. There's gotta be somewhere. I'll pull them in, I'll pull them in like, like dragon ball Z, right? Fff, fff, fff, fff, fff, focusing in like Hulk Mania, but in reverse,

whereas pure weakness, will I will apologize for? So I don't know what happened, obviously, but I hope, if Sargon had the chance to apologize and just didn't, on principle I'm going to be very fucking pissed off that everybody has lost so much support over that shit. Yeah. You always apologize, always, always. Some, some, some stances are probably not, some little battles are probably not worth fighting.

Especially with money. Yeah, you stay on there and you continue to do your shit. Mm-hmm. They know what everybody knows what the context is. You just can't say the fucking word. Yeah, you just can't say the word. Yeah. Because in America, the voter, the beautiful voter in America

in the democracy of America, the Republic of America is the king of the country. And you must speak to the voter as though you are constantly and obsequiously appeasing the wisdom and the grandeur and the pride and the integrity of the voter, your majesty, they say, your majesty should never have to suffer the slight of the voter, your majesty, they say, your majesty should never have to suffer the slight of the indignity of hearing a word that your majesty doesn't like.

Women, and you have to approach them all in their demographic, right? You just, this is the way it is. This is the way it is, because it's the most effective way to speak to many people. You don't go, if you got kids and you're yelling at them, you don't say, all right, I need you to, you know, micro-manage your children.

You say, kids, clean up the fucking mess. Yeah. I need you to stop, stop fucking around, clean up the mess, you don't go individually. I need you to stop doing, I need you to stop hitting the one with your whole cans. I need you to give up the, I need you to stop fucking with the guy's Hatchimal that he just got because he's excited about watching it come out.

I need you to chill out with that Hatchimal shit. You go, just fucking stop. Yeah, everybody stop. Yep. So you say the women here, Majesty, you should be, you should have more money than you can possibly realize. You should be free to go out more money than you can possibly realize. You should be free to go out and be a sexually promiscuous, as you want and you should have a family and you should have a career.

You should be satisfied more than your majesty. You should need to be satisfied more than your wildest dreams. Malady. And then you say to the men, men, men, men, this is, you're being beset on all sides, upon all sides. By forces that are beyond your control, but I will control them. China, we will stop them from stealing your money and these Mexicans. We will stop them from stealing your jobs, your good men, an honest, hard working. Bucco, you're not lazy at all.

This very suggestion is preposterous. You are the salt of the earth. You power this country. You're far, you farm and food and you get no subsidies at all. And you, the other, and you, the minorities, you should never, never should you hear a word that you find to represent such atrocities

and your history, your majesty. And if you've heard it, we will punish them. I vow to you that we will, your majesty, if we hear a word that impunes us or makes us uncomfortable, we will find it and we will purge it from the earth for you. This is what I do for you, your majesty. And that's where we're at. Can't use this fucking word,

because the America, the voters, this rain is a tyrant, a horrible monarch that rules on a whim, the worst, the worst monarch in the history of the fucking world that needs to be appeased with the stupidest ideas. Doesn't matter. And then in the end, everybody just kind of votes,

these aren't the reasons it doesn't matter, but it's the end, everybody just kind of votes, he's aren't the reasons it doesn't matter, but it's a part of the fucking ad campaign that people are waging at all times. I don't know, got off funded into the weeds there, but Sargon didn't apologize, I'm gonna be pretty fucking pissed. Yeah. This is Safe State Corrupted with a postrification. Thanks buddy. Superman? California. Oh shit. Oh yeah. Totally. Suck your spice, we're trying to try to ruin your mind's creation We dig for new assay, got hit by a car game's excavation You thought you'd get it by, but you know it's a past rough vacation

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copies. It's fun to see how that works out. Good idea. It is fun. Chicks will come up and talk to you. They did out of nowhere, just because you're playing a fucking card game. I think because they have a good, I was thinking about it more after I talked about on the bonus episode, how Randy and I and a couple of in Keon and Diego, we're playing at a bar and these two broads just came out of nowhere and asked to play.

What are you guys doing and can we play? Which you were having fun. Which had never happened to me before in my life. I've never seen it. Never seen it. I think that in their mind, they saw cards and thought cards against humanity safety. That's always fun. So it's like a trick because it tricks women's brains because it's not fun all the time.

No. It's like the book in the never know, in the never-ending story. Those other books are safe. Yeah, yeah, this one is different. This is like, they look at us and they think they see just a bunch of guys reading Harry Potter. Yeah.

That would be the same thing. Oh, huh, look, those guys are safe. Let's go experience the same kind of fun. We've always experienced these card games, not the case. Not the case. But that one girl, remember that one girl's talking about how she liked to get tied up? Wasn't she talking about that? Oh, can volunteered. Okay. Oh, I remember now more accurately. All right. Let's see what else I got here.

You know, I forget to cover that really makes me rage. What's that? Trick interactivity. Okay. I need an explanation. Well, Netflix released a new Black Mirror episode. I fallen behind on that show because it's garbage. This is Netflix took it over and they I don't know how they did this, but they found a way to take a head of a TV show and shove it up its own ass. Oh. Which is amazing. It's a new, they found,

forget, jump the shark. This is the head up the ass moment. Cranial rectosis. Yeah. They released a special Christmas episode. Is that, it's brand new, where it's like a choose your own adventure. Style of storytelling.

Where you have to sit there and pick choices and it changes the kind of, there's a finite amount of half to go. You the viewer. Really do this? Yeah, on your remote. You sit there. Exactly.

That was exactly my response. Like, ugh. And they've got You sit there. Exactly. That was exactly my response. Like, oh, and they've got, they've got choices in there where like, you're telling the characters on the show that they're on Netflix. Like, it's, it was so, it was such a fucking groaner. And it, and it made me hyper aware of the gradual, um, um, merging like, like I'm talking about, the tectonic shift and entertainment between movies that's going to happen between movies and video games, where both continents of money and entertainment are approaching one another at a glacial but sure pace and they will eventually collide in a form of entertainment that offers nothing to

no one. Like the, at the same time, I'm playing Red Dead Redemption, where you're basically watching a video enacted by video games and a terrible voice acting with story telling that would pass in a nursery rhyme. Like it's, it's, there's nothing, there's no twists or anything like. It's like the most formulaic fucking stories on our, it's like a computer wrote them, but you're in grossed in it because you're controlling the guy when they're not telling the fucking story. Like as long as the story's not going on, it's fun as shit.

But then when they're doing the story, you've got to press a button, you've got to make him ride the horse the entire time by hammering a or do it like press after pay. You know, writing a horse doesn't seem like something you should have to put much effort into in a game. To me. Doesn't seem like you should be touching the controller at all

except they have this idea. Maybe steer him. And they're probably right that making you do something while you're watching it makes you more invested in the thing. And I totally disagree because I've never stood up, I've, you know, I have, I've never stood up during a movie and thrown my popcorn to their mouth and go and said, fuck this shit. Oh, this is such bullshit. Like I've never had my passions captured by a movie

because you're hypnotized and you're totally checked out, right? I have done that almost every time playing a video game. Mario misses a jump, fuck this shit, right? Eight years old, that's a different kind of emotion but they're taking the two and they're mashing them together. And it's weird, it's so fucking annoying because it makes the one. It's like they're taking men's entertainment,

video games, totally pure, detached, storytelling, and maybe a snippet. The amount of story I want in my video games is the amount of story that's in mis-packed man, where the motherfuckers run across the screen, while it's loading, going, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,, the amount of story I want in my video games is the amount of story that's in Ms. Pac-Man, where the motherfuckers run across the screen while it's loading, going, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, and the ghost catches his shit and his skin comes off. You're like, well, what the hell is, did the ghosts have skin?

What, never mind, new level? Yeah. Perfect, perfect amount of story telling. And on the other hand, you got Netflix, a movie, they are sitting there making the guy pick between like frosted flakes and Cheerios, is this cereal? Like this is some kind of brilliant device to trick you into thinking that you're part

of the fucking movie. It's actively making me not feel like I'm part of this fucking movie, because that's not how movies work you dumb motherfuckers. Yeah, so it's two ideas that work separate, but they're coming together. And you think, yeah, and it's not peanut butter and jelly. It's like peanut butter and tuna fish.

Yeah, yeah, it's not a good idea. That meme press F to pay respects. That's from that. Because while you're watching one of these goddamn movies to trick you into thinking that you're not watching a movie, a crappy movie in a video game, they'll make you press buttons that propel the story. Right. So you're in one, I think you've seen it.

I've seen it. I've seen it. You've seen it. Press have to pay respect. Yeah. Well, because if you don't press a button, you'll realize that you're just watching a bunch of boxes, bury another box. No.

No, it's not, it's not immersive. I guess is what I'm saying. And the Netflix movie pissed me off because I was already pissed off about having to, like going in red dead redemption and picking, oh, I'm gonna choose to be a bad guy. I'm gonna make a choice. I'm gonna make a low-honored choice.

And this somehow makes the game more engaging to me because the cutscene is slightly fucking different. I know goddamn well that you're not spending tens of millions of dollars on an entertainment product only to not show half the people playing it what you spend all that fucking money on. You're gonna show everything. So just stop making it look like I'm having... Like I have a choice because I get

that enough in regular life. Picking between sprints or fucking Verizon, paying my taxes or not paying my taxes, I get enough I get enough manufactured choice in my life. Which which health plan do you want? The HMO that fucks you or the PPO that fucks you. Well gosh it's so fucking hot. Well geez, I better call my parents and bother them. Hey, which one do you guys think I should choose? Well, you know what, here's the fucking, here's the reality is that it doesn't matter. You're fucked either way.

Because what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do if you do get fucked? Absolutely fucking nothing. It's the fake choice, I guess, that fucks with me. Yeah. Now just choose not to use. Just choose not to pay for anything with credit card. Well, I don't only have that fuck choice, do I? No, it doesn't seem like it today. How much choice is really really exists? Not that much. I don't think. Not as much as advertisers would have you believe. Yeah, certainly not even close.

Not as much. Poor kids grow up with that without, have you ever heard of the 30 million word gap? It's like by the time kids are three, poor kids have heard 30 million less words. That's incredible. That's incredible. And it has a massive effect on their,

on their cognitive ability. Oh yeah, you're creating those, you know, neuropath ways and networks. And they have a fucking choice there. Oh, well, that decisions. No, no, fucking thing is bad decisions. And I know that's not the statement that Netflix was making, which is what

annoys me even more. Anyway, there you go. Let me get some, let me read some advice. New year. I'm really pissed off in the new year. Yeah. Well, good. A lot of things. It'll be over soon. You pissed off in 2020. I fucking cried among my horse died in Red Dead Redemption 2. That's probably why I'm pissed off as well. Really? I did not win it happen, but I retooled, it was like 2 a.m.

It was happening, my fucking horse died. But I cleverly named after 80 squirrels. I thought, hey, bitch, check this, check this, this is a little sting, right? So you got, you got, you got engrossed in the story? Yeah. Oh no. Okay.

So that makes sense now. Yeah, right. Oh man, I had wage gap stuff too. Okay, never mind. We'll get to that next week. You got anything that makes you rage, Sean? I always forget to ask you. Oh, water boy.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Why? Well, he called in, water boy called in for the bonus episode. The bonus episode. He'd read some more leaks. Yeah, that's right. Drop the end bomb.

The water leaks. Yeah. And he leaks. Yeah, those dropped the end bomb. The water leaks. Yeah. And he, he asked, he asked it first. He says, does my mic sound like shit? It actually sounded really good. He said, oh, while I'm recording in this space in this big room, it said, actually sounds pretty good. Yeah.

And he proceeded for the next, I don't know, two and a half hours to make every noise possible that could possibly be made by a human being. For a minute there, I thought like stormtroopers busted in wherever he was at, because I heard the stomping of boots turns out it was his keyboard, which is just as loud as him laughing, a gate doesn't work

because everything is as loud as everything else. He was there, on his making, he sounds like he's playing in a fully pit or something, you know? Like, I hear, it sounds like the microphones being grabbed. I hear rubber stretching. I literally hear rubber stretching. He has like a rocking chair that was thrown off the set

of the little house on the prairie or something. He's probably sitting in his computer chair the whole time. Oh my God, and it would happen right in the middle of any time, any, any gaps. He was filling it with something. Yeah. He was filling it with something. And then, then came the cat stick. Then came the cat. He wasn't a house with birds. And now he has five cats. They got eaten. So the next time he calls in, and he does that shit, he's gonna edit his own track. And I've got, I've got,

no, they don't never get it done. I've got one, never happened. I've got one suggestion too, before you record, just to get rid of one of those things, is you put all the cats in the garage, yeah, and you start the car. And then you go in, and you watch like a family guy or something. Yeah. And then you go in and you watch like a family guy or something. Yeah.

And then you turn the car off, open the garage door, sweep the cats out to the street. And then you try to get a better chair. That's my advice. I did notice that. Jesus Christ. What? And I'm totally engrossed in the story. Just listen to the voices.

No, it sounds fine. It sounds fine. It sounds fine. It sounds like the haunted mansion there. And then after he would talk, he would start hammering on his keyboard. What are you fucking, who are you talking to during the middle? You brought this in to do. And I can't even bother me on Twitter to read this with you.

And then you come in and you're happy you're talking to people. And I can't even edit by sight because because the cracking of the keyboard looks just like a laugh. Oh God. And we can say about that. A gate does no good because everything is the same level. Ha ha ha ha.

Son of a bitch. Is he here? I hope so. Well, if anybody knows how to get in touch with a lot of boys, then demand. Uh, good. God. I noticed that he was not picking up

when it was his turn to read. Cause he's reading other shit. Cause he's reading other shit. Yeah. People do that when they come in too. They'll get on their phones and read the chat. Yeah. Well, it's all going to be negative

because you're not fucking paying attention. Yeah, this will fix things if you just don't do that. What is that? I don't know. Antoids posted it. They're looking for water boy right now. So, I know you hate when I touch that mic. No, no, no, you're fine.

Yeah, I've been doing this for a while. I read some comments. Desmond is awesome. The Dix show Drag Queen sent me a message about that Desmond kid. Oh, wait, who's Desmond? That Drag Queen child. Oh, oh, that I guess went to a strip club and there was a thing. Here's his take on it.

So this is Who Wrote In? A Drag Queen by the name of Helen Decay. A drag queen who's a list of the show listener. Yeah. Cool. Since the very beginning. Merry Christmas, can't wait for the winners drink restock. Yes. Yes. Yes. We really have everybody in this audience. That's why I told Patreon when I emailed them. It's fucking amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Like, hey, this show's very, very diverse. Maybe the most on your fucking platform actually. Yeah. And because of that Language is used indiscriminately. I Don't want to get knocked because somebody like water boy who's married to a black woman, which it shouldn't matter, but it does

He is who drops the end bomb. matter, but it does. He is, who drops the end bomb. Did he just have a girlfriend? No, I think I married. I think. Really? Yeah. Oh, see, I didn't know.

I thought you were joking or something on the episode. So aren't you married? You're married to a black woman. No, I think that's true. I have no idea. Well, if he calls in, well speaking of marriages, I think one-o-campo got engaged over Christmas. You know, I told everybody not to do it.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're not listening to me. I don't know. Trying to tell people to stop it, but they don't listen. Well, Oh, water boys here. Oh, yeah. Good, yeah.

Hey, water boy, are you there? So there he is. That's how I know you're here. And he just knocked over a trash can. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Are you down in your fraggle rock or are you recording the Saudi help? Absolutely. Are you reading? Can you turn your monitor off? So you're not tempted to read the chat.

As we said, Sean and I berate you. I got so many notifications after I fucked up and went right through that line. So many notifications after I fucked up and went right through that line. It's pretty great. Sandy, go fuck yourself, San Diego. It's pretty great. Yeah, just NN. Oh, okay.

Yeah, my phone was vibrating off the table and it's thinking, oh, my fuck. Well, that was one of the noises. Not gonna. Oh, you're not gonna go over well. You know what's funny? I turn my phone off and I keep it on as big stack of papers so that it's just funny that you said

that's one of the noises. Sean was just talking about what a pain in the ass your audio is to edit because you were doing your own fully sound effects the entire time we were talking. Oh, my bad. And when I listen to the livestream after the fact of like Jesus Christ is definitely an earthquake. What do you have going on in there? Yeah. You have a very hard table. I can hear that like some kind of a desk because I can hear the keyboard.

Not just keyboard clicking. I can hear it pounding. It's an acoustic instrument. It's vibrating the entire desk. And you type fast like a programmer so it's like And what kind of what kind of rubber either I hear ronks. It sounds like a loony tunes. Are you doing balloon animals over there? Right No, I just have a mechanical keyboard Just a normal like a desk. Okay, So it's not like this is actual wood. It's just it's hollow on it. There a hollow on the inside. It's making extra say I was a revert. Sure is.

Okay. What's this? What's the rubber squeaking? Right. That's Sean heard. Oh, is it this? Yeah. Yeah.

That's what me. What is that? That's my chair. That's just me moving around in it. Oh, no. There was a much louderan from a chair before. Definitely. What else do you have that squeaks?

So you're going to go for a microphone? What's a microphone like? What's your microphone like? I have a USB condenser mic. That doesn't squeak. Okay, is it a, what's the arm? What's the stand like? Yeah.

It's just this tiny little spider mount on top of my desk. Do you touch it? I have an actual, no, well, I sometimes stop it from falling over, that's it. Why is your mic about to fall over? It's a heavy mic. I think I'll have a proper stand for it. Is it a little table stand? Like one of those like foot tall table stands? Wait a minute. You don't have a proper. Do you want a proper thing? I got to see

this fucking thing. Yeah. Is it the stand that comes with the mic? What? No. No. That one's a piece of shit. Yeah. Well, this one might be a piece of shit. Yeah, let me see if I can get a picture. Yes, and it's a picture. Hey, by the way, are you married? Are you married right now? Are you still a girlfriend? Yeah, I'm married. Two black women, right? Not to a black woman. Oh, well, I'll cut that. I thought your fiance was black. I don't know. Well, yeah, I don't know what where you would get that. I was just going to say that maybe you heard him talk.

Maybe because I'm a raging liberal or something like that. Yeah. Okay, this is water. But I swear I thought you said something like that in IRC. Were you messing with a pot filter? I don't believe so. Well, there were lots of. Does this sound like it? No, I can see why we picked up the keyboard

clacking so clearly. It's on top of the microphone stand. Oh, nice. You shook that. So we got the cats. We know where the cat noises came from. Right. We're just missing that that's squinking. There was a very very loud creaking. A very loud creaking. It sounded like a creaking. Yeah, it sounded like a chair. Much louder than what he just did. It was a fucking my phone, but let me see.

Cause it was my phone. Sometimes I just played random sound effects over my phone. Yeah, maybe that was it. It's playing candy crush. I don't know. I'm not going mad, I was like trying to do comedy just through accidentally pressing fart sails and shit. Anyway.

So my wife sleeps upstairs and there's nothing separating the upstairs from downstairs. So it could have very easily been the bed. Could be. It's a great term. Probably. She probably rolled over when she heard the N word. Tell me she thought, oh my God, what?

Can you go upstairs with your leave your mic on? Go upstairs and roll around in bed so we can see if that's the noise. There's got a condenser. So he's got to see. I want to see. Yeah, go try it. Take over the mic. All right, no, no, no, no, no, no is the correct answer.

Do not let me forget the IPAs this time today. What do you mean? What do you mean? Somebody sent in. Oh, look at the mead guy sent in. I'm just jumping on top of it. No, no, it's not the bed. It's not the bed.

It's not you blame it on your wife. Yeah. What a jerk. Oh, my audio was fucked. Oh, it was my wife. If she's rolling around in bed, and it's groaning under the pressure of, you know what I'm talking about.

What an asshole. I don't know. Yeah, that wasn't it, buddy. Well, will see anybody going up and down the stairs, perhaps, because I just heard something. I was like, while something that was similar. Okay, well, maybe we'll figure it out next time. Right.

I don't know. What it actually is is I have a spring for a dick and I was totally jerking off some very time. That's almost, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, buddy. Well, thanks for thanks for doing that. We'll do it again next bonus episode. Yeah. Thank you so much. Thanks a lot. Sean. Sean.

Sean walked in. Make a quieter. Sean walked in. Make a quieter. Sean walked in with a full of piss and goes, man, fuck water boy. First thing he said when he came in, like, oh, oh, it's just, it's. I'm running every one day. Oh, God, it's just so fucking slow.

He's editing is just taking a long time, who means. All right, get out of here. Get out of here. I'll see you. See you. Oh, so did you hear that? Yeah, get out of here. Get out of here. I hope to see you. See you. Oh, so did you hear that? Yeah, yeah, no. Just phone.

No, the siren. No, I know. Just phone. Jesus. All right, I'll try to keep it quiet next time. Wee. Oh, my God. It lives near an airport, a train crash.

How he lives in Macaron Airport? It lives in the terminal. Yeah. Here in Vegas, isn't it? Macaron? Yeah. I think he's in, I think he lives in Nevada. Oh, that's right.

Oh, no, he does, yeah. He does. Oh God. All right. Mary Christmas. Desmond is awesome. It says, Hey buddy, Mary Christmas. Can't wait for the winner's drink, Reece Stock. No apostrophe. Thank you is awesome. It says, hey buddy, Merry Christmas. Can't wait for the winners drink, Rees stock.

No apostrophe, thank you very much. Thank you, sweetie. Thank you. So Desmond, about three years ago, Dragcon, two kids kind of came of age. Lactasia and Desmond. Lactasia? That's what it says.

Lactasia. Lactasia. It says lact. That's a gross. Yeah, well, I know, because I know what that means. That's like, yeah. It's like, phantasia, but lactasia. And Mickey Mouse with the stuff, except it's all boob milk.

Two kids came of age. Lactasia. Yeah, there she is. Lactasia. Okay. Well, do you want to see a little video on her? Oh, how can we not watch? How can we not at this point?

Let me figure out the display panel. Hey Queen! Hey guys, this is very, very special. We are here. This is a Hey Queen exclusive. We've got lactasia. Oh my gosh. How are you? Good. Should I duck down like you? No, you should stay there because you're a queen, darling. You're a queen.

What are you looking forward to doing today at Rupelstruck? I really want to meet Ginger Minj. You haven't yet? No, she's going to be doing my makeup today. Are you like so through the roof excited? Wait, is this a guy? Yes, but I can't show it right now. I mean, the child, I can't. Keep it cool, keep it cool, keep it together. Yeah, it's a little boy. Let me ask you something.

I guess, I mean. Did you watch the recent hate- Well, this isn't the drag thing. Let me find the drag. Okay, here we go. the drag thing. Let me find drag. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Hi, my name is lactasia. I'm like at Paul's drag con right now.

My parents drag queen ever come on anyone who comes up to me and says, oh my God, I'm such a big fan. Oh my God, can I get a picture with you? No. So she's got a... Are you a lactator? Are you a lactator? I don't care about my fans. I care about my lactators.

Awesome. What? Great kid. Great kid. Got a lot of personality. Yeah, great he does. That's right. So it's a little boy with a purple wig on. It's talks like it talks like a little shit

It talks like a little fucking asshole, doesn't it? It's got a little crown on It really seems to be like a fucking like if this if you weren't a little boy, I'd pop you if you were a woman I'd pop you. If you were a woman, I'd pop you. You don't want to see any more of that, I imagine, or do you? Yes, I do. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna find out. Does that make you a lactator?

I have no idea. It's my time. I make you a lactator. I'm gonna have more cravings for lactasia. Talking about fans versus lactators. The fuck? The fuck is going on. That's my new name. We've got dickheads and lactators.

Are you a lactator? Oh, here we go. Who's lactating today? You want to- What? I'm in the future as fucked. I was lactating today. Yeah, I was lactating today.

Yeah, I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I was lactating today. I'm in the future as fucked.

I was lactating today. It's really the... Yeah. Yep. Hello. So, I'm here to ask you a few questions. Now, you might not know what this means at first, but are you a lactator? I know what it means.

Not yet. Hopefully someday. are you a lactator? I know what it means. Not yet. Hopefully someday. Are you a lactator? Of course I am. What's a lactator? Are you a lactator? Ooh, let me see that. No, let's see. You see that again.

He's got some milkers. Alright, I don't know about. Now we gotta go to one of these drag cons. Let's go on, that's a woman, right? Before I get carried away. Like a real one? Yes. It's gotta be, it's gotta be, they can't reprede-

God, they can't reproduce tips like that synthetically yet. Or else, I'm in big trouble when that take comes. Are you a lactator? I guess. Are you a lactator? Of guess. Are you a lactator? No. I am a lactator. Oh, all right, all right, all right.

That's enough. Okay, yep. That's enough. That one was one too far. Okay, phenomenal. About three years ago, a drag con, two kids came of age, lactasia, and Desmond. I'm kind of in your camp that if this is what you want to do, do it, but a drag show is no place for a child. This is a drag queen, say?

I would be furious if I was at a show or in a show that a 10 year old was present for. Again, all for kids being their true selves. But to me, heaven is backstage at a drag show. I didn't think about it from this angle. That's a fuck up. That's a fuck up on my part because you know my policy, men first, you always got to think of the man first in all situations. And I put the child first, because the child was suffering abuse from people judging their lifestyle, whatever that happened to me. And for a moment, I thought, I wasn't thinking clearly. It's kind of a sacred space where the queens get ready.

We kicky. What's that? What? We kicky. That's one word. We kicky. Kiki. K-I-K-I. That's one word. We. We. Kiki.

Kiki. K-I. That's what they do. K-I-K-I. We kiki. Have you ever kiki? Do you? Kiki?

Once. When? Once. Yeah. I've been up for about 36 hours. Yeah. Yeah. I've got to kiki.

And nothing will do. Nothing else will do. It happens so quickly that I don't remember what it was You Kiki quickly, but yes you Kiki too quickly too quickly a quick Kiki. Yeah a quick Kiki a quick Kiki a quick Kiki Yeah, it's um. Yeah, it was over in a flash and I was told about it shown it on film afterwards Oh, you were yeah, Yeah, which I destroyed immediately. They clicked your geeky? Yeah, don't click, click your geeky.

Don't geeky. We talk shit and it is very unsafe for a child. Some backstage areas let nobody but the dolls in and a lot of girls like it that way. Oh, are they called girls? Oh, fucking no. Well, I think that, I mean, are they called girls? Oh, fucking no. No, I think they call each other girls. That makes sense. I could see that being a natural thing.

But they do identify as women. They identify as men dressing like women. I believe so. Which is calling each other girls. I believe so, but nobody but the dolls in it. A lot of girls like it that way. To me, I wouldn't want to censor myself or help my sister tuck her dick back

while some fucking kid is running around. Yeah. I should read this like Peter Griffin. To me, I wouldn't want to censor myself or help my sister tuck her dick back while some fucking kid is running around. I'm all for kids exploring drag, but keep them out of the club.

Helen decay. Absolutely 100% right. No one wants kids. Makes a lot of sense. Anywhere. What was I thinking? Nobody, keep kids out of everything. Kids belong in a sarcophagus until they turn 18. Yeah, with other kids. Yeah, with other kids. You and your friends go play in this sarcophagus until they turn 18.

Yeah, with other kids. Yeah, with other kids. You and your friends go play in this sarcophagus. They belong, you had the kids. Come out for college. You wanted the kids so fucking bad, just keep them in your house. Yeah. Lock all the doors, bolt them fucking down like a government shutdown.

Don't unleash them on the rest of society. Mind our priding, their own business. You're a pussy, you're fucking problem. You keep those kids out of my sight, or I'm gonna take them. Very interesting, I would have never thought about the backstage consequences of a, of course it is.

Yeah. Doing all kinds of blow. Who knows, probably tucking their weeners and doing whatever they do and whatever they should be able to do. They're tucking their dicks back. You don't wanna kid walking around and making you get hard, right?

That's gonna make tucking the dick back more difficult. Right, so he's gotta run to home depot for stronger tape. Guerrilla tape? Yeah. Oh, there you go. I'm sorry. I denounced the child boner- I denounced the drag children because the last,

I mean, the last thing I, when you wanted to do that. Lactasia? What of the? Yeah, are you a lactator? Are you, yeah. Oh God, okay. Well, there's another one.

The anti-BDS boycott divestment sanctions thing is one of the most ridiculous over actions, over reactions in the history of American politics, even as a Jew and committed Zionist, I feel that the legislation has gone too far. Like everything having to do with hating Israel, BDS is a movement started by liberals in the West to boycott Israel academically and economically for supposedly being in a apartheid state akin to pre-1994 South Africa. Outside of being a completely ridiculous comparison, a lot of colleges and student organizations in the US

started joining BDS. Huh. People really hate Israel, I guess. A lot of people. Like not people who hate Jews. It's like a weird, you know? It's a weird team up. Like it's like, yeah.

There's the people who hate Jews Obviously, they hate Israel, but then it's like also very left-leaning leaning academia really hates Israel Uh, yeah, and the media they're always talking about like how Palestine is so great You guys fucking insane. Yeah, no, it's not Yeah, yeah, well, they're both bad. Who cares? Tell us, fuck. All right.

That is interesting. It is, we can do it. Yeah, I didn't think of it like that. Maybe they'll team up someday. Or that, yeah, well, the liberals are probably saying, we don't like the government policies. I think they just see anybody that's being, that's like an underdog,

and they will root for them no matter what. I think that's what liberal see. Like they see Palestine getting shit on and like, I'm in Palestine's corner. I think there's a lot of that. Yeah. Like death row inmates, we remember when Tooki Williams here was getting executed. That guy's a stone fucking murderer, dude. There's nothing, I mean, he kept his gang ties alive in prison, but there was this gun pushed apart in him. Oh God, I know. I know the fuck are you guys talking about?

He's murdered a bunch of people. Yeah. Outside of being, yeah, I don't know, you probably don't wanna hear much about Israel. No, whatever. Outside of being a completely, yeah, as a result, the anti-BDS laws were originally meant to block liberal universities from using public funding and their clout from supporting

BDS, but like all government over each and inevitably infringes on individual liberty. I get that a government employee shouldn't go openly against the policies of their employer disagree. And that an employer is free to not work with someone who refuses to accept the conditions they set. That's also not true. You can't just do whatever you want if you're employing somebody. I mean, look, I could list a lot of things that you can't do. We'll put it that way. But it's wrong for the state to forbid a person from associating with whatever groups they wish in their own time.

Sadly, this makes Israel look worse when it needs all the friends it can get. That's what I said. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Since everyone of its neighbors looks forward to its destruction and many are actively attempting to do so, it is a weird, a weird place to go. To watch all those religions,

all the assholes of every religion crammed together in the little space, the Christians, and the Jews, and the Muslims. And it's the, it's like the drawings. If you were to draw each of these people, that's who's there. It's not, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's not the,

it's not the guy walking down the street wearing a polo shirt. Yeah, like the guys are going out of your way to look like what you're doing here and acting like it. Sorry for the long rant, but I had to get it off my chest. I'm pissed that I can't go to, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pissed I can't go to a stereosis hearing in January, but I expect some hot guys.

Ramos is retired. Yeah, that's, cause Maddox's lawsuit gave him cancer. Did you know that part? Jesus Christ. He got cancer. I don't know if it's not from the lawsuit, but I assume that it is. He really has cancer. Yes, exactly.

He just chose to retire. Yeah, that sucks. Um, so I guess we'll get a new. He was so much fun. He was. I mean, he just, instantly, yeah, was instantly on land out, shit. Yeah, he was, I had a he just fixed his... Instantly. Yeah. Was instantly on Landau shit. Yeah, he was...

I had a lot of fun reading his... Oh, God. ...tronescript and... ...and decisions. I hope he beats it. I mean, it wasn't... Yeah, I'm not as sad as my dead virtual horse, but I am bummed out to hear that he's retiring

and has health problems. Well, there's only so much room in your heart. That's true. Especially around the Christmas time. It's pretty maxed out, pretty full up. Maybe we should memorial, maybe we should do something. For I don't wanna say memorialize, is that dead? Maybe we should do something.

Can we do something for honor him? Honor, yes. Can we do that? You're honor. Can we send Ramos some stakes or something? Is that possible? I don't know. He's just a guy now, right?

He sent him a stripper gram? Yeah, if he has no, yeah. Send him some stakes. Yeah. Why not? I'll probably be a vegetarian. Thanks for keeping it fair. Keep it fair.

Thanks for keeping it fair, Ramos. Keep it fair. Keep it fair. This was a nice Christmas message that I woke up to at 7.30 a.m. Okay. Hey, Dick, for the past month I've been planning my suicide. Oh, god dammit.

God dammit. This is in response to me talking about how when winners drink when the apostrophe showed up on Winners Drink, I tried to kill myself, but failed. Yeah. Well, you needed a month's worth of planning. That's the problem. For the past month, I've been planning my suicide. To minimize the pain for my family, I chose to look into making an exit bag,

so they don't find me hanging or with slit wrists or something. The exit bag is a term for the helium. Remember how I said you kill yourself with the helium? Yeah, I didn't really know. That's what they call it, an exit bag is a term for the helium. Remember how I said you kill yourself with the helium? Yeah, I didn't really know. That's what they call it, an exit bag. Interesting. I found that because there is a world shortage of helium. Yeah, right. A lot of manufacturers have been mixing 30% air

into their tanks. Yeah, that's usually, if you go to Walmart and you buy any helium or anything like that, it's almost a fucking scam. Yeah, no, it's fucking China. Like if you have been scamming me, I'm trying to kill myself. I still can't escape fucking scam. Yeah, no, it's a fucking China. Like if you have a scamming me, I'm trying to kill myself. I still can't escape a scam.

Yeah. Get a scam right into the grave. Yeah, it's still like diluted. It's watered down helium. Mother fuckers. Yeah. If you were to try and kill yourself with this, you would likely not die,

but would suffer serious brain damage from oxygen deprivation. Nitrogen seems to be the best solution. Great. Nitrogen seems to be the best solution. Have a Merry Christmas, man. 7.30 a.m. on Christmas. Just that. Yeah. That's it.

Yeah. No, I listened to the show and decided to stick around. Well, I mean, that would obviously be a lie. I wouldn't believe that. Why? What do you mean why? What is it like a contract? Not gonna do it.

Like, well, yeah, but when you're not thinking clearly, yeah, yeah, you say, you will. That's the point. I understand. I'm always skimming the point. No, I understand. Oh, I'm skimming on the fucking edge. I understand. Sometimes you get, you know, sometimes you get, I don't know, I've got emails, I'm sure you have to where it's like, you said something that I just kind of hit home and now I'm going

to do this. Yeah, but it's always bullshit until it's not. Well, yeah, well, yeah's not. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, if you are gonna kill yourself, post a picture of your dick online. Let's see how serious you really are. Yeah, okay, let's see it, buddy. This is, I don't know if it's a short email.

Yeah, that's true, thanks. Yeah. This guy, I don't know if this guy wants me to read his name. Just hit the portion of the episode where you said a lot of marriage has happened because someone couldn't, wouldn't nut up and break up with someone and holy shit, that hit Tom.

Started dating my first wife when I was 22. She was in a rough situation separated from her husband, pregnant by her most recent boyfriend who'd then dumped her, and living in her car, and she was the first chick I ever fucked. So not only did I have that clouding my judgment, but I had the guilt, savior, complex going on. Yeah.

Yeah. That sounds right. So when it turned out that she was a rotten manipulative bitch who used her newborn as emotional leverage instead of breaking up with her, I just swallowed my rage and stayed with her. And married her. Yeah, he did.

And every motherfucker in the world tried to warn me that I was being an idiot, but she had my dick on a leash and my balls and her homemade chainmail purse. It took me two years of dating and two years of marriage of being completely and 100% miserable and suicidal before I finally had nothing else to lose and

crept out of the house one night to go live with a friend. Because remember I was talking about ghosting. And because ghosting is great, don't ever let anyone shame you for ghosting or the concept of ghosting because it sucks to break up with people. It's hard and it doesn't do anything. They just fuck with you with the idea of getting closure and wear you down until you don't fucking leave. Doesn't just fuck them. There's nothing you can say or do to make them any happier except by just disappearing. It's exactly the fucking same.

And it took another two years to get a divorce finalized during which she constantly harassed me with phone calls or contesting the car ownership maybe. And making false accusations about me to the police. Ever been a suspect in a crime because your ex is vindictive and just kind of wants to put you in a cop car and handcuffs. I have a sucks. Anyway, finishing I'm gonna finish listening the episode now, piece. There you go. Yeah, that's, yeah. All right. Do you wanna hear some medical, that medical bit, Dr. Matt sent you another medical report from Facebook.

I like that. Here's the, Dr. Matt, medical report. Giving medical advice to the unwashed masses. This is Dr. Matt with the TDS Medical Report. If I sound like I have a cold, it's because the first patient is me, Dr. Matt. I was hard at work checking a patient's testicles for a hernia, and when I asked him to turn his head and cough, he looked me right in the eye and coughed in my face. This represents the first time said Dr. lost his shit on a patient for doing something

so remarkably stupid. Our next patient is Nick Wilhelm, who presents with just pooped and threw up at the same time cool glasses smiley. Dr. Stephenson shouted, double barrel body blaster, while Dr. Berugin attempts to clarify and asked if Mr. Wilhelm was standing up. Mr. Wilhelm denies standing and Dr. Berugin consoled him with a good try still. Our last patient is Dylan Far, who takes a page out of representative Todd Aikens' legitimate rape playbook and asks if he could come in a check as long as he was trying

to get her pregnant if the stress would make the body fight harder against the sperm. Dr. Much rated this comment a science out of ten. Dr. Quinn, unrelated to the medicine woman, stated that women trying to get pregnant are dried up in their 40s while women who don't want to be pregnant are in their 20s and love cock, accounting for Mr. Farr's observation. My response was to avoid entering any medical field for as long as he lives, which I added was hopefully not much longer. This is Dr. Matt signing off, and I want to leave you with a reminder to get your kids vaccinated,

because if you're listening to this, they already have autism. Very good. I want some actual medical advice. Yeah, I do too. Yeah. It is funny, but I want the real scoop on some of this stuff. Yeah. So I don't know.

Yeah. All right, let me see here. Somebody found this picture of Maddox that I wanted to share with you, Sean. I don't know where they found it, but what I thought was, and she doesn't look like he's having in such a great time, right? No, he doesn't. It's hard to tell, you know, you never catch him in the wild, but yeah, he doesn't, uh, doesn't look like he's having a whole lot of fun. Here's the one thing I noticed about the picture is that he's sitting in what looks like a bowling alley holding a beer on his lap wearing a garbage pale kids shirt. We know Maddox loves his garbage is. Yeah.

Maybe these are children made out of garbage. Maybe he thinks he's wearing a garbage pale kids shirt. Everything fits poorly. Like it was designed for a different species than what he is. But the thing that I noticed most of all was that his penis, that he's sitting with his legs kind of spread not very much, and that his penis seems completely gone. I don't know if you can see that. If you're looking, if you're watching the stream, Sean, I've got it up on the big screen,

but I'm zoomed in. And I don't know if his penis has been swallowed by his vagina quite possibly, or if he's got it tucked in such a, like, if he dragged queen tucks this thing, but it's completely gone. So I asked Facebook to come up with their theories on what happened to Maddox's penis. He hocked it to pay a stereo. Well, someone, yes, let me see.

Someone has said that I want to read some of them to you here. What happened to Maddox's penis in this picture? Dave Restge says Maddox hates sticks so much. He couldn't stand having one on his body. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. Blake Kardashian, this was when he started making the transition into Heather S. That's pretty good. Blake Kardashian, this was when he started making the transition into Heather S. That's very good. Benjamin Snatton-Williams says,

what happened to Maddox's penis? What happened to Maddox's dick? Creative differences. Huh. There you go. He was a good. Mark Lawson, female genital mutilation. That's what happened to Maddox's penis in this picture.

He's a solid. I defy you to Maddox's penis. And yeah, picture solid. I defy you to find evidence of a penis. You can't just like the normal bulge from sitting down in jeans. Yeah, there's, this looks like a 40 year old soccer mom, maybe mid 40s. Like if you slapped a, I bet if you took a woman sitting in that position in mom jeans and put and cut out the top of the body and the knuckle, the knuckle haired hands or maybe even left them in and lined up the two groins next to each other, you would not be able to pick which one was the man. Because Maddox has no exhibited qualities of either testicles or a penis in this picture.

That's just my theory though. Dexter Klein felt there says, just like his website, Maddox's penis doesn't advertise. Damn, these hits like five for five. Ha ha ha. Cory McDonald, Asterio scotted in the settlement.

There you go. Scott Milliken's it exploded during one of his shower of pee blocking experiments. Ha ha ha. Possibleossible possible. A Junus Kiviranta says it's scurried off and started hosting a successful podcast called the Dix show. There you go. Very good. You mean to read I'm gonna read more

because I think that will be a funny YouTube clip. Eddie Carmona, Maddoxistic has its own show now. Benjamin Snowden Williams, creative differences. Yes, very good. Alex Mead, he looks like he's one shot of fireball away from being a poster boy for depression. He does like, he doesn't, that's a, doesn't look happy.

No, he just looks, everything about him looks depressed. Erica Lynn had to sell it to pay back some of the debt from the lawsuit. Didn't get that much, huh? Maybe he just got maybe a... That's how he got the beer. Maybe he covered the tip of his legal bills. Uh, Landown mis-took it for a snossage. Travis Wilson.

Oh, boy. Let's see here. Michael Joel Romanzo, he never had one in the first place. Oh, it's a little twist. Twilight Zone answer for what happened to Maddox's penis in this picture of which I see no evidence of one. The answer is nothing. He never had one in the first place. Nothing happened to it. At Livingston, Maddox lost his penis in a tragic jetpack accident in a scheme to steal the crown jewels to offer a stereos. Yeah. Okay. Brand Conner, if you don't use it, you lose it.

Hmm. Okay. Yeah. Conceivable. Nick Cardinal, Cardinali, mental Jess got it in the break up. Maddox's penis, that's what happened to it. Alexander Sparks, too much bicycling. Hmm.

It's true. You bicycle as much as Maddox does, it probably drives your penis back up into your body. It's definitely not good for you. Like a penis turtle. James Sosson shot off during a cucksmith's party. Cuckatomi Plaza on Cucksmith's Eve. Hmm, interesting.

Sophie Wood, jeans make you look like you have a penis. Even when you don't have a penis, how did he get it so wrong? It's a good point. Even the jeans, even when you don't have an erection, your jeans will sometimes make it look like you have an erection. You're like, come on, man, I don't. And you'll sit there fiddling with it. Someone will catch you fiddling with it to try to knock the cloth down.

And then they will think that you're trying to push an erection. Yeah, we're playing with yourself. But you have to explain to the, it's geez, it's not, it's changed. It's the jeans. What happened to Maddoxus penis in this picture, Marcus V. Seaman seems like the broken window fallacy had no effect there. Sarah Marie, did he ever have one? Yeah, yeah, okay.

Greenberg had it sanctioned. Brian asked. Often Robert says it looks like his penis migrated to his face. It's true. It does look like that. Oh boy. Evan Harrington says years of Maddox's inner thighs rubbing together on it have whittled it down to the point where it can no longer be distinguished from another ingrown pub. Well, wordy, but it might be accurate. Who filed it right down?

McGregor Alexander says he sucked his own dick off. He sucked it so much, he sucked it right off. He sucked his own dick right off metaphor. Matt McFedders says his fupa has completely grown over his penis. That may be an impressive gut. It's impressive, that's an impressive gut for an AIDS patient. Jesus.

All right, I think I'm too much soy. He disavowed it, Matt Martzinelli. Repote, yes, yes, yes, very good. Very good. And then Jacob M. Sue, Maddox has gone fat. Wonderful. Very good. And then Jacob M. Sueu, Maddox has gone fat. Wonderful. Very good. Wonderful.

Thanks. Thank you, everyone, for participating in that. You want to do Facebook news, and then I'm going to open some presents. Yeah. I got something really incredible to show you. Uh-huh. Okay, everybody, this has been the Dixho. Thedixho.com, dick.show, patreon.com, so nice to the Dixho.

For now, for now, I'll have something else ready soon. It's been a pain in the ass. Oh my God, we didn't get to cover Hazen Cruises, My Little Pony Stuff. What My Little Pony. Hazen Cruises wrote My Little Pony Fan Fiction. Really? Yeah. All right, I'm gonna play this song.

I gotta show you this thing. We'll cover it next week if at all. It's very strange My Little Pony Fan Fiction as I guess all of them would be. Here you go, everybody. This is Hayes and Cruz with mundane daddy also featuring Tommy Pesos. Smallest violin, no opinions, it's a life triple burger chain. Little flag, it's copyright stride. When his girlfriend needed him most, when her father died and she couldn't pay for the funeral. She made a gopani and got 200.

She only made one tweet about it, never mentioned it on the video. This key really the father of her girlfriend's daughter. Hard hitting news anchor. Being married to the sky, can you picture Monday daddy for life? Monday months, the dynamist rates soy, every time Tyrone spends time with his daughter and his girlfriend. Did you know Monday month doesn't make money from YouTube youtube anymore But who's paying for his expensive food addiction though Is it the girlfriend? Who knows? Kids are that...

So expensive, guys! And it's very bizarre I'll watch it down with a good song for you For a delight Finger points at you Twitter can you verify? Manay Mad's personality is fake and gay. It drove his audience away, so now he has to work in a motel.

I hope Tyrone treats Mad's girlfriend to a nice dinner before fucking her in the motel he's working at. You're gonna have to clean the used condoms, motherfucker, man, that's a fat, fat, fat kid. I knew I was coming, yeah. .com. All right, thank you, boys. You boys. Um, guys, you wanna watch Coco's,

Coco, the gorilla's last message to the world? Coco, the gorilla, they posted a message from Coco, the gorilla, they posted a message from Coco, the gorilla right around Christmas. Did they like, weak end at Bernie's her? Here, let me show you. I don't know if you'll be suspicious of this video at all, like I am.

See if you notice anything about it as we watch it. Okay. This is from Coco, the gorilla posted a couple days ago. And we, I don't think that that gorilla knew any sign language at all and was just doing motions that they taught it to do and the weird chick that was in charge of it who made her employees show him their nipples to bond with the gorilla had some kind of weird chick power trip

that she was just getting attention for this gorilla all in the name of wildlife preservation. So of course, you would never betray, betray this spokes, spokes gorilla and tell everybody the truth, which is, the gorilla doesn't know shit. It can't communicate at all because it's a fucking gorilla. And maybe and she was probably an idiot herself who actually believed it, even though the God damn thing, you read transcripts and it's like watching people talk to a bot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here you go. Here's Coco's last message to humanity. I am Darylla. I am Flowers, animals. I am Nature. I am gorilla, I am flowers, animals, I am nature. Man, man, cocoa love, earth. There's a lot of cuts. In this video, seems to be a lot of cuts

from different angles, maybe piecing it together like a sneakers. Yeah, my voice is my passport, cocoa love. But man, but man's stupid. Uh huh. Now a wistful shot, stupid. Touching her head. Coco, sorry.

Coco, cry. The time hurry. Fix earth. God. Help. Earth. Are you fucking kidding me? Protect earth. Protect God. Earth. Are you hurting? King me. Protect Earth. Protect Earth.

Ron Hurrie and protect the earth. Nature. See you. Nature. See you. Thank you. There you go. Christmas time message. Yeah. Yeah. We're just parting words of wisdom. I hope my parting words are chopped up like a magazine ransom letter and trotted out. Take a bunch of shots. I love humans, but they're stupid. They're stupid. Yeah, they need to get back on track. So we are to believe that Coco, the monkey understood the massive plight of, yes, of deforestation and climate change. Yeah. But it's because of man's folly, the gorilla that doesn't even wear pants.

You're telling me Coco, the gorilla understands climate change and saving the earth and doesn't wear pants. Get fucked. Anything that under, anything that understands society wears fucking pants. That bitch would be asking for pants and a shirt. First thing every day, if it understood any, you said if it wants to be taken seriously. Yeah. So you understand that man is stupid and needs to be told to protect the earth and nature and yet You are somehow aware that man does not take seriously the rantings of things that do not wear clothes Where were you on that one then idiot? Yep, how come no one? Yeah, you know Inconsistencies. All right. I'm gonna I'll play the Facebook news or should I get the present first?

I think I want to get the present get the present first. want to get the present first. Get the present first. I'll get the present first. Okay. I need you to close your eyes for this one again. Like, not a present for you. It's a present for the show. I do need you to close your eyes. Okay. Looking away. All right. All right. Are you ready?

Missyreous person? You can give me a nod if you're ready to go. Okay. Sean. What? This is... This was brought in previously as one of the biggest problems in the universe. And it's back today that problem is unexpected guests. If you'll open your eyes and please look to your right

or to the video camera. Oh! And a Naval Anodio track for our unexpected guest, please. Oh my God. Oh, my God. That is phenomenal. You got an Anodio. Audio track for our unexpected guest please. Oh my god That is phenomenal. You got an able has audio Jesus Christ that's a great fucking puppet

Hey God hang on Stereos welcome to the show that's stereos puppet welcome to the show my name is a posse of e-cocopus Thanks for having me on Yeah, fuck that up right away Look at me the hand thing look at All right guys, I was way too long. How's it been? Too long is there gonna be a Santa Cuck too? That we have look hard to That's the other guys album. I don't want to copy right in fringe. Oh, are you doing you're doing your own Santa Cuck?

You're doing your own puppet version of Santa Cuck? I imagine much more high energy Somebody give it give a joint He's just smoked some butt too. You're and a joint. Thank God. He's got four hands so he can handle as much drugs as he needs Oh my God. Look at this fucking thing. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Jesus Christ. Some cigarettes. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Oh, isn't it beautiful? It's amazing. I know. It really is. It really is amazing. It looks exactly like him. It's amazing. I know it really is amazing. It looks exactly like them. It's perfect.

So how do you feel about the new judge? A stereo. My whole sanctions plan is coming undone. Hopefully my super hot and sexy. Be able to, you know, See So funny on camera. Yeah, you look great. All right. I'm gonna play oh my god I just want to say after pay respects to judge Brahmos. Oh, yeah, What a munch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the illusion is to like spill cranberry juice on the stairs. Yeah. Do we have cranberry juice? No, I don't think I have any. I only stock up juice when a stereo comes in. Yeah, I need something to color his vodka. God, that's funny.

All right, I'm going to play the Facebook news. Let's see what a stereo says. Take on the Facebook. Facebook amends is. Hello, dick and hello, dickheads. This is the Facebook group news for the last couple days Another poll popped up this week asking the group where they like to come inside the pussy On the tits took second with 40 I have seen him last place with 10 votes. Alex N.P. brought up a great point asking, why is Intuitishu whilst sobbing, not an option

for this group? Tom Vowler has called out Blath for her claims that women hate penises because they're ugly. She claims she will not believe anyone. You playing this or what? All the names. I feel like I'm the way longer for my countersuit. No, you don't have headphones. You jackass.

Put it on the puppet. Yeah, of course. All right, all right, all right. Oh, I can hear now. All right. All right. All right, it's stereos. They're talking about where everyone likes to. My name is apostrophe.

Oh, okay, apostrophe. Postrephos. Postrephos, they're talking about where, and he lost the phones. That's fine. Stereos never needs to have phones. The real hysterios doesn't. He also doesn't need a microphone. It's true. They're talking about, and also doesn't need a microphone. It's true, they're talking about,

and he doesn't have one now, it's perfect. They're talking about where they like to come in the Facebook group. Yeah. And will not believe any man because they have all the reasons not to believe her. She doesn't believe a man. She doesn't believe a man.

She's coming out. She's coming out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, about sliding into her DMs to prove her wrong. And speaking... You shaking your head, no, that's not something you should do. Stereo slide into someone's DMs. Listen, you have to ask permission first, okay? I can't, I can't, I can't. You have to ask permission to slide into DMs. Yes.

And get it in writing. Otherwise, you too might be hit with a counter suit A new announcement was made addressing the reporting issue the group has faced recently Admin David Burrows has pinned an announcement stating any reporting will have the reporter immediately banned. One modification to this has been made as the request to expose the reporter and then leaving them in the group to see them spurg out under the pressure of all the shaming. This has been the Dick Show Facebook group news for the last couple days.

Look at his little eyes. Look at his little eyes. Sean, look at him. I'm looking. I'm looking. Wait, do the big eyes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hey, Zaria's that girl looks like she'd make a great writing partner over there. What? She could write, oh my jokes. And they can pay her in shivori.

Okay. I'm laughing so hard. I'm having a headache. All right. I'll play some voice mails. Now, well, we've got a stereo seer. Oh, fly, can I play? Being a showy. Don't you guys hate assholes who always wear tuxedos like this?

Some sort of basement bar and shames blood? Yeah. Fuck those guys. I don't want to know who you're talking about. Oh, boy. I think we all don't know who you're talking about. Oh boy. I think we all don't know who I'm talking about, okay? That's what we call a mysterious. A mysterious... A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A I don't know how much this cost, but it's less than hysteria, it's already.

I bet it costs quite a bit. Hey, hey, you haven't gotten my receipt yet, okay? Yeah. I have buckets full of them. All up and down Sesame Street. I went to Mr. Hooper's store. I went to Mr. Savo Lubbages. I was getting yard sales with Oscar the Grouch.

Okay. Yeah, but I did save my receipts. Did you tip everybody too? I know you liked it when that on the... Well, you gotta. Otherwise, they won't know how super good boy I am. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That poor chick. Oh, my extension. Poor, does she have a Patreon? So, there's this bitch that I know, sort of friends with her.

Copy, bitch. A couple weeks ago, she shoots me a message, offers me $50 to take her to the grocery store, since her dad is busy. I'm like, whatever, I'm not busy for like an hour, $50 is $50. And so, when we get to the grocery store, I'm like whatever I'm not busy for like an hour fifty dollars is fifty dollars And so when we get to the grocery store I'm like hey, you'll be kind of funny if Well, we're doing this I put some privilege shit in her cart She does this shit for me this bitch is thrown in fucking pop patrol serial fucking twelve dollars of fucking cheesecake I'm like Have I ever told you about Admiral

snack bar snack bar I'm sorry Here I might be losing his fucking house and you're spending two hundred dollars on fucking cheesecake and fucking popcorn. What the fuck? What the fuck?

This kind of shit is what keeps people fucking bored. God damn it. Did you hear the $200 on cheesecake? That's it? Yeah. Usually, when I go to Costco, I get several pallets of cheese cake. And then I tap on top of that Are you making fun of me?

There we go Hey dick, here's something that really makes me a rage. So I'm driving to this female friend's house of mine and Don't say that. No, I'm the on the well. I'm trying to smash but you know not on the high key so I'm before I drove over to her house I have dinner and then I'm thinking oh god my breath is gonna smell like food. First up when I heard dinner so I grab a can. Sean you know me too! I'm in the water. And you know how when you have the meat in your mouth and start drinking the water and it feels like you have ice in your mouth. That's the sort of minty fresh feeling I was going for. So I hop in my car, I put this candy can in my mouth,

tell me why this shit tastes like a fucking jolly rancher. Can you believe it? Fruit flavored candy can't fuck that. I think this is an idea that needs to go past the planning stage ever. That is bullshit. Why would you flavor a candy cane like fruit instead of mint? This is unacceptable. Now my breath instead of, you know, tasting like fucking mint tastes like a hint of cherry- cherry dollar rancher. It's bullshit. It's hard enough getting rid of candy canes as it is. I love candy canes. I love that pepper and flavor. Fuck that fruit flavored shit. Now, if anything, they need to be working on

how not to turn candy canes into a chive while you're eating them because that's the worst part. When it happens, I find it's best for stabbing other food and then shoving it in the... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to kabobs, I guess. Land need to be, landmen, go together. Not everything needs to be innovated on. We don't need innovations, and you get them want for a little bit of the year, they exist. We don't need to,

we don't need to improve upon them until everyone hates them. We don't need to, we don't need to always hit the great filter of a lot of people hate it. You don't need to be inclusive of all tastes. No, everybody, it needs to be all the way inclusive all the time. Otherwise, we just go into this Hitler, just stop all that Trump.

I mean, drum wants to put us in. Okay. Yeah. I can't believe you made my alter ego vote for that guy. Candy canes don't need to be inclusive. They did not my point. Thank you. Why do you think it's red and white?

It's to show the red man that we love them as one. Yeah. Well, maybe that's true. Hey, Dick, uh, just found out the micro friends. You didn't learn. Went into default. Oh, shit. I had some medical bills for my ex-muffet.

It talks like the mom. Yeah. All right. His writing partner has some student loans. Do you know how much stuffing and foam I had to get her? It was just all falling out everywhere. Turns out she was just allergic to me. Hi, Angie. She was allergic to cotton. Or she's allergic to polyester. Is that what happened to your ex-wife? I am filled with nothing but the most highest, inclusive, not child-made natural synthetic fibers.

Okay, well, but I seem to have an Asian guys hand up my ass. Here we go. Hey, Dick, just found out that my girlfriend student loans went into default because ends up that she just hasn't been paying them. Yeah, we've been together for four fucking years. Why? We know that's what i thought that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that much decorating to do over the holidays and then you know it's planning for what you want for Valentine's Day and then it's the spring time where I find the best thing with Valentine's Day is when you buy them chocolates you buy yourself two two oh yeah you buy yourself some chocolates too oh of course I love chocolate there's just so many things for women that they have to do every day all year. They can't get around and telling you about the massive student loans they have

that it could affect both of you for the rest of their lives. I mean, you know, what's the point? Look, they're either gonna get paid off or they're not. What's the point? My comedy school tuition was not cheap. I wonder what percentage of women have huge debts

they haven't told their husbands or boyfriends about. Yeah, there's a percentage. I guess that percentage is 100. Oh, God. Okay, here you go. You've thrown every paper on the desk, at least twice. You're out of paper. You're out of paper you're out of paper on episode one thirty four this justice week episode you said something about

uh... guys that exporting goods who get that they call on about who got a while yeah i tell you man i've seen that before reminded me of a story i used to work with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. I didn't work with their officers, but we ended up meeting some of them. And one of my co-workers was talking with one of the officers, and let's just call them

Mike, about potentially joining their division of it. They're basically just game wardens. They just go around and look through, you know, set out hunting grounds and make sure that all sorts of ordinances are being upheld. You know, you can't, for example, you can't have lead pellets in your shot on shells during a migratory bird season, stuff like that. But this guy, this officer, I'm going to call Mike. He asks this guy, oh well, could you kill him, and I'm just sitting here thinking, what

is the useless fucking question? I don't know. Until you get into that situation, you know? I mean, I guess you could weed out the people who just have a problem with it conceptually. What kind of fucking men's a member? Are you getting into your group who doesn't think about it for a second and realize, wait a minute, if I join a law enforcement agency, I might have to shoot somebody. You know what, this is one of those retarded questions.

It's a guy, this goes on for three minutes. It's a guy's version of, that question is, hey, can we talk about killing people for a second? Like I really need somebody to talk about my fantasies of murdering someone in a justified, in a morally justified way. Yes. And I have no other outlet for this in life.

It's like a book club for men where instead of reading Emily Bronte and sitting around and talking about the various indiscretions of women in a Victorian age, it's full grown men talking about how they would murder people. Anticizing orally. Yes. It is the same. It is the same, but there's no healthy way for men to exercise this. What do you think? As Stereo. Stereo, he's getting his artillery together. As Stereo,

would you be able to kill somebody or post your post? I mean, would I be able to kill you? He's got a miss piggy. Yes. A post or bus foster bus would you would you be able to kill someone if you had to? What do you mean? It depends on who was asking really? Yeah, and were they not reimbursing my receipt? Oh, you tell me. Okay, all right. I got to say quickly.

I meant I've been meaning to bring this in for weeks now. Hey, Dick, sorry, they're a bit late, but here is the six pack of the Leg Day IPA version 1.0. Let me know what you think and what can be improved. That's a serious moment. It's killing me. I'm not going to be improved. Enjoy the $20 million meat guy. Let me see if he's here for just a moment.

If he is here, I have wanted to pop on. I haven't drank it yet. It's a Leg Day IPA from the $20 million brewery. This is Gacho One. That's great. The contents are still in the bottle, which is. Yes. Yeah.

Let's pop it open and see how it is. I use a microphone for... Well done. This is the trust that I have in the listeners of this show, Seriously, let's get the hell away from me. You have plenty of cranberry juice and confetti upstairs. Oh. It's very good.

Can I smell it? Yes, absolutely. That is a perfectly serviceable IPA. Delicious, not too much of anything. Smells just like IPA. Not too much of anything. I have this pleasant stickiness of an IPA on my fingers after drinking it. Incredible.

Wonderful. Maybe it's ovulating. Thank you. Thank you for bottling it. I hear they're super horny when they're ovulating. IPAs Everybody. Oh, yeah, especially me. Oh God

Yeah, you're super horny when you're ovulating a sterephosphorus. Of course. Yeah, when did you start ovulating? Well, I'm not ovulating. Now, DAX, I'm a dick. Oh, okay. Oh, that's good IPA. You have a six pack of those? Yeah, I do. Five and a half pack.

One of them sprung a little leak. What was I gonna do? Oh, gotcha, but I brought it up. Yeah. Okay. What in the fuck is a foster foes doing? He's got hemorrhoids. He's brought some up. Yeah. Okay. What in the fuck is a poster? Folks doing he's got him royalties. Yeah, he's dragging his ass around on the chair. Hey, they got to raise for you people back into the parking spot. What the fuck

wrong with you? You fucking just get away. You fucking behind you. Yeah. Yeah. And then you fucking blow up up you do your little free point term bullshit And then you back into the goddamn spot and I have to wait for your stupid You get the bad word machine He's like Rip Taylor also. And Serios. I can't get over this fucking thing. A much more politically correct show, okay?

Oh, okay, this is so if Patreon has a problem with us, I can just point to the post for follows, say look. We're equally nervous, kids show. Yeah, we have a, I guarantee you, this is the most diverse show on Patreon because we have a Muppet. We're equally representin' a show. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We won't be saying anymore bad words now, will we? He's a Michael's American. Let's get it instead of African-American. Yeah, Michael's the craft store. Got it.

You got it. You got what I'm saying. Okay. One more. You think I can afford to shop at Michael's? This is all from the 99 cents store. 99 cents store party All right

Cobble war a little more I'll do a winner's drink one. Hey dick seven got to hear over this morning Cuz last night went out and played Winners drink and when we're gonna play that with me. Sometimes we're had shouting happened. We can all go out to the bottom. Of course, you can see your veins when you have to go talk to a girl that you weren't expecting to have to talk to.

Yeah. It's a good game. Thanks. I'd recommend it. Thank you. Of course There's that matter of the extra post-refeat, but oh, that's no likely chained already, so I think we can skip over that Yeah, it's great. I have one good story with it My friends and I were walking down the street drunk going to the new bar and this, yeah, my friend when he gets drunk, you know, you know, you know, he likes to drop the end bomb sometimes and so he did. We all thought it was funny because it is and this like school marmosque little girl is like...

And the poster feels as having a stolen amount for that. And the poster is even harder at her chewing them out because it's... How do I get prepared for that? And then she gets mad at me for laughing at her. And I was like, oh no, no, no, look, I'm not laughing at him saying, Danward, I'm just laughing at your voice, because I think like, oh, no, no, no, look, I'm not laughing at him saying Danward. I'm just laughing at your voice Because I think vocal fry is hilarious. Hmm. And man's that looking on her face Perfect. Yeah, anyway, the king does not like to be modest. Maybe good game

Don't fuck yourself. Thanks, but your majesty. I would never be laughing at you. We're laughing for whatever you're laughing at your highness. We find we find that term Rep, we find that term offensive. We do not wish to hear it at your majesty. You're absolutely correct And it's a very wise decision. Of course it would promote racial harmony and limit hate speech SPLC is getting Nancy and limit hate speech. SPLC is getting antsy. Cause we're talking about race stuff. Get antsy. I'm watching you.

All right, one more, one more. One more. Hey, did it show? I think we need to talk about the the Mohungahawksik member that did the picture community. It's a poster for us. This water boy. Yeah, I did not like when you used the water. No words.

I got a third minute here. It's been a fun year with you guys and I really appreciate you Shil. I wish there was more content like yours, man. Thank you so much. been a part of the show at all, even slightly. And it's been a lot of fun. Thank you. Thank you for sharing that with us. What about you? What the hell, yeah.

I helped in the six years. It was good to you. I really hope no one fucks with this income of the show and yeah, I hope you can continue to do what you want, whether it is continuing the show or not, man. Thank you for all you've done. Hey, thanks for listening and I love you. I love Andrew from Eugene, Oregon's emails or voice mails.

I'm not sure. The posture post is really hamming it up. I love Andrew from Eugene, Oregon's emails or voice mails. That's true. The apostrophe is really handing it up. Yeah, you know, he's still quieter. The apostrophe is the puppet. Yeah, no one could be as loud as the stereos. All right. Challenge accepted.

No, it's not possible. It's really not possible. Asterio speaks with the assurance and urgency of a man who's fighting for social justice. That is how he, that is where he derives his power. Crossed with a southern preacher. Yeah, it is the same fervency of his, of his, of his, of his, I speak with the fervency and vigor of someone with a hand up their butt. Yeah, and who wants some of that sweet, sweet beer. Mm-hmm. Ha-ha-ha.

Good size. All right, apostrophe. Thank you very much for coming by. Wait, can I just chill? I mean, plug my one thing, please. Yeah, go ahead. Hold on, I want to say a say. Say, say.

Oh my god. Here, you want to help? I was just like I protest fine I just want to say Ah Ah hatred hatred hatred

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hatred hatred hatred hatred hatred hatred More puppet-based shenanigans! Ha ha ha! Please, donate! Don't ever, ever! Fork that! That's enough, thank you. He's successfully dropped the microphone. Adrian.com slash co-copuffs. All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday.

Have I ever wanted, have I have anything left to cover? I don't think so. I want to do some predictions for Tick Show 2019. How we ran out of time. That Virgin Race will be good. Yes. Race to the whole. Great idea.

That's a great idea. That's a whole. Uh, for fuck's sake. All right. All right. Goodbye, everyone. Happy New Year. Happy New Year!