The Dick Show - Episode 137 - Dick on Thinkery

Episode Date: January 15, 2019

The American Psychology Association vs. Men, Bum DNA, Early adopters, MLK the supervillain, Lior Lessor AKA YouTuber Law and The FTC vs. Patreon and PayPal and the entire banking system, Crippled Jesus vs. Digibro's wife, and Ethan Ralph from The Ralph Retort calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Do you hear about that weatherman who said Martin Luther coon King day? Yeah. So sad. What the, then the city council, what the fuck was he, like, how does that get in there? You don't think, you don't think that you could get in there? Well, well, if you're listening to like Howard Stern, hold on, hold on, let me start the, let me start the show and we can talk about that. Yeah, I think it can easily get in there.

No, I mean, I know because you've heard people make a joke like that. Well, and it was like the curb job than a blow job with Chef Smith. Yeah, and I think it was like a major, it got thrown around a lot in that black exploitation movie. Oh, did it? Yeah! Welcome to the air, you on dig, you love dig, you need dig, you got it.

So show where everything's in the contest. Come to your life from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure, I'm your host, Take Matcheson. Okay, you have the $20 million man. Voted America's best Mexican 12 weeks running, I think with me is always... Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, dick. Hey, what's up, buddy?

As we were saying, guy gets fired, guy gets fired. Look, if you're not at the, if you're not at the Patreon, if you're not on the Patreon at the $20 level where you get access to the live feed, you miss a lot of banter and bullshit before the show, after the show, you miss some, you miss it sometimes when somebody calls in and really, really shits the bed and then makes me cut it from the show, happen, it's happened once or twice.

You miss a couple, that's true. You miss a couple of flubs, but you miss the pre-show banter, which you can get at patreon.com slash the dick show, or my super secret paid beta that is available to people who signed up on my form or who contacted me and some available.

I have a merchant account. I have a merchant account. Ho ho ho. And what I found is, I don't know if people know this, but banks are surprisingly unreasonable. Oh, you don't say. They're only in it for the money, Sean. I didn't know that amazing. They have all these conditions and terms.

I didn't know that. I don't know. I never knew that. I don't know if people know that, but really we got to get to the bottom of who's running these banks, I think, to figure out what's the problem. Did you say?

In the world. Those are square brackets. Yes, I know what they are. Different. I know what they are. As we were saying, as we were saying, whether man gets fired for saying Martin Luther, well, Martin Luther coon, G you King Jr. Day, right?

Right. Yeah, basically park, park, park. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's driving a park. Right. We're talking about it before the show. And you don't think, you think that that would be a tough stumble to hit, right? Um, it, not, it, improbable, even though I've heard that day referred to as that before on accident or on purpose, because I don't know on accident.

No on purpose. Oh man, I think it's because the O in Luther makes you say it when you're not paying attention. I've heard it, Luther, and plus it was, like I was saying when the theme song was going, it was a pejorative use in that recent black exploitation movie like over and over. I mean, if you saw that movie, you're fucked.

You're, it's in your head forever. I didn't see it. What was a, I didn't see it either. I just read, I just read possible explanations of why this guy said, but poor guy. Yeah, it was, I heard, I think I heard Daniel Carver say that on Howard Stern

like 20 years ago. Well, something like that. You know, people talk about platforming, but seeing Daniel Carver on Stern made me simult, it's like how I learned to stop worrying and love the clan. Because he was a funny guy, but also like, profoundly retarded.

Yeah, you know, like not, you know, nothing against the cause or whatever. I don't, if people want to live in a world of other people like them, how dare I fault them? Well, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I like to hang out with other alcoholics. It's no who am I? Who am I to judge? Who am I to judge? Sure. But seeing him on there made me like he was, first of all, he was the funniest one there. Did you ever see the roast of Daniel Carver? I don't think so.

The Imperial Wizard or whatever of the KKK. He was easily the funniest one there. He was easily the most not upset there. Yeah. But it was also like seeing him was like, oh, this is just a guy. Yeah. Like this is just a dumb fuck. And it's just like, yeah, this is just a guy.

It's just kind of got caught. Like I get the impression like, all right, this is seeing, seeing those guys on Stern always made me less impressed by them. Oh, yes. And not of the, not that I, not that impressed as in this is human. This is a human problem that we're looking at. This isn't like a, this isn't some sort of demon that's come out of the earth that's hypnotized people.

This is just a problem of stupid, we're all stupid people and we're trying to make sense of this. Yeah, I don't know if that has no relevance, but whether man gets fired. Yeah, and the city council releases a statement that they're so offended. I haven't followed up on any of that. Oh, it's getting every part of it it's great because it's the one,

it's like the one thing. They've, you've got a park named after Martin Luther King, Jr. You've got a weather, a white weather man talking about it. And then he, he slightly fucks up. Like this is all of these, all of these, all of these dedications for this man, this great man, right? And what do they, what do they choose to do? Destroy a guy's life who obviously, obviously supports, like

obviously has no problems with civil rights. Like he's just a guy trying to do his job. The government gags up to fuck up his entire life. Yeah. And the Afro-American Journalist Association released this, uh, this statement saying how horrible it is and how, how dare they ever say, are you guys fucking kidding me? Is that what the dream was? I've got a dream that one day white people who make their living speaking will be terrified of my of my legacy. Well, they automatically my name will strike fear in their hearts. God, that wasn't his speech. Why not their king wasn't a super villain?

Well, they, these groups automatically, you know, attributed racism and malice to that quote. And it could have just been an honest mistake. Or you know what I mean, I don't think that was like, I'm gonna call him Martin Luther. Hey, check this out. Check the, hey, he's on Paul. Hey, everybody tune into the local news.

Ohio or Cincinnati or whatever. I'm gonna really blow your biscuits with this epithet storm that I'm gonna drop. Mind that they can, I mean, King, King, King. Everybody, it could have been exactly like Karel Bernett up there. It could have been exactly like care over net up there It could have been the thing like Luther and King like you said or it could have been that he's heard that joke And it was rolling around his head and it just happened to pop out like the shepherd Smith thing with

You know, I saw that live so did I she'd rather have he's always like that you won't get a blow No, no, I said you won't get a blowjob. No, no, no, he said something about the fans would want to soon to give her a curb job, then a blowjob, a curb job, or a curb job, then a block party. Oh yeah, yeah, curb job, then a block party. No, it would, yeah, it was supposed to be, but he said, what's your give her,

then a curb job, then a blowjob, block party. And then he said, be, but he said, what's here together that a curb job that a blow job, block party, and then he said, again, I'm sorry, I don't know how that happens, but it won't happen again. So I said that if the Afro-American journalist associations, the one that sent the guy up, and said what a scumbag he was, of course CNN runs with it.

I said, if they want to call into the show, and if they can get from one man felt smart, all the way up to 10 men, 10 men, what's that tongue twister? 10 men felt smart. They felt smart. What is that tongue twister? Under her that.

You never heard it? No. Okay, hold on. Let me look it up. One smart fellow, he felt smart. No, no. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three felt, see, if they can give from one to 10,

I will give whatever, whoever they want, a thousand dollar. Gotcha. Right? You guys are the fucking master orators. Yeah. The great debaters over there. Oh, we're horrified. One to 10.

Show me. One man felt smart. All 10 fart smellos, they smell fart. Right? You get all the way from one to 10. You shilly sit. You shilly sit. You shilly sit. Oh man.

What a week. Great show today. Lee or Leszor's calling it. You too. That's fucking great. I can't talk to him. That might be the guest I'm most excited for. Really?

Yeah. Not crippled Jesus and Digi Bros. wife they're calling in later too. Oh. Digi Bros. wife wants to fight crippled Jesus. I, my sources told me something about that. I've had, people have their ears to the ground.

And yes, Digi Bros. said, I quote, I don't want to fight a crippled retard. Wait, I would, I mean, that's what he said. I'm just repeating what he said for the news. It's news. It's news. So he said his wife would do it. They're calling in a little bit here.

King Ralph, the Ralph a male from the Ralph Rattort is calling in. Wow. It's going to be absolutely fantastic. I'm seeing Ralph next weekend. Andy, a guy named Andy Worsky who's called into the show is fighting. He's fist fighting a former show host of his, a guy named Tonka Saw. Tonka Saw? Tonka Saw.

They're very fierce competitors. They're very upset at one another. And they're gonna be meeting in the octagon, I think. I think this is an MMA fight. Okay. And Knoxville, Tennessee, next year. If you're very Knoxville, I'm getting in Thursday night and I'm going to be partying until the... Are you going to Knoxville?

Yes, I'm going to Knoxville. For this? For hard knocks in Knoxville. Wow. Yeah. Can't miss it. Nick Rakete is gonna be there. Are you gonna, are you gonna broadcast?

I'll do a little bit of broadcasting. I don't, maybe they want me to commentate on the fight. I don't know. I don't know what's gonna happen. Record everything. I'll record everything. Yeah. I'll give him my best Howard Cosell.

Yeah. Here, I'm live at the, I have a big surprise. Down goes Tonka. So the engine that just couldn't make it, right? That's a good one. She's Indian. Yeah.

Get it? And the engine that couldn't. Yeah. I've got nothing against Tonka either. I think he's cool. I've been on his show a bunch of times. I don't understand the nature of this beef, but I understand men. Podcasting is serious business.

As it turns out, you know, you can work financially, personally, professionally. There's just all sorts of malfeasance. Oh, yeah, it's, well, I can't wait to see everybody there. It's going to be a, it's going to be a black, you get through, um, you can work your whole life in a factory. You get through, you can work your whole life in a factory. Next to guys, you work 40 years, loading at the loading dock, so whatever with these guys, you can go podcast and you can't go two years without wanting to fist fight somebody

and destroy their life. No, it's like bands. It's like a band. You know, the lie? It's because of toxic masculinity. Yeah. Do you see that release? Oh, let me talk, I, it's because of toxic masculinity. Yeah. Do you see that release? Oh, let me talk, I'll talk about that in a minute, the American Psychology Association

or whatever. Yeah. Release this, I'll talk about that in a minute. Um, let's see, you asked about a stereos second ago. He quit. I did it before the show. He quit Twitter this week. I think coach.

I heard that too. You heard that? Yeah, I didn't follow up on it. Well, he was being kind of a hot penis, starting a week off, shitting on, Munky went on Info Wars, Munky Jones went on Info Wars, and Theria starts talking about Sandy Hook

and enjoy all your new Holocaust denying audience, and I said, okay, he's coming out swinging for Kenya. Can you help the guy out a little bit? Yeah, maybe, you know, maybe not everything He's coming out swinging. Can you help the guy out a little bit? Maybe not everything has got to be about Sandy Hook and insulting the earth. Well, what? And the Holocaust.

What does he have to do with Sandy Hook? Is that a lot of a... I guess Alex Jones was one of the first mainstream people to promote the idea that it was a hoax. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean, Munky. Munky will go on every who he will go on any, in every platform to get a story out there. He got bands in YouTube.

Yeah, he was on Alex Jones or he was, yeah, he was not Alex Jones. He was on Info Wars subsidiary. Okay, okay. Which is so that he just associated with, right, okay, it was an Info Wars site, but you understand there's a lot of info out there being warned about.

So Alex Jones has a number of helpers, he calls them infoscarous is yeah info battles info reconnaissance right yeah info arguments yeah that he gets these guys involved monkey went on one of the shows he talked about the dick show by the way what hey did yeah because apparently the video you remember agent Richard head who called in. Yeah, of course. Talked about Munkie's video being at a crime and crime seminar. Yes. That was the first video that got struck down. Wow.

So that might have been, that was fucking breaking news on this show, man. That could have been the video that got hit in the war on the in cells, in the war on keeping in voluntary celibate men. From having a role in society that was the first one they struck down and then they struck they gave them all six strikes in a row on the same day you remember but that was the first one and the only reason we heard about it was because of Richard head calling an agent Richard head talking about seeing it a crime seminar. talking about seeing it in a crime seminar.

Crazy. It's insane. It is, I think that I'm starting to get, if I didn't have whatever genetic cave factors enable you to not be an extreme paranoid fuck and have high intelligence, I would start to think that somebody's watching this show just to destroy everyone who's associated with it. And somehow you and I are in a magical bubble

that remains untouched, but every single fucking Maddox destroyed. This show is like getting a gravity slingshot into the fucking sun. Everybody who everybody that I'm associated with, I spend a week on the Ralph Retort, Nuked, channel Nuked to Oblivion. Two years with Maddox, destroyed soul shotgun calls in once gone. Yeah

It's odd it is odd Fucking hot something about this this mysterious life destroyed the great magnet now he's playing holocaust simulators on twitch No robot holocaust simulators on twitch Is that a thing ten cents? Yes robot holocaust simulators on Twitch. Is that a thing? 10 cents. Yes. Robot holocaust simulators on, I mean, I don't even know, this might be a boring story.

Anyway, Stereo's quit Twitter because Coach complimented his timeline writing skills and then Stereo's got into a global warming argument with a thousand people. Here's what you don't ever want to do in your life. Get into an argument with a thousand people. No, they'll win. ever want to do in your life. Get into an argument with a thousand people. No, they'll win. Yeah.

That's why it's very important on the internet to put things in, I think this. This is what I think. This is the choice. Because if you go in swinging with facts, they're surprise, surprise, they're all wrong. They're all gonna be wrong. Yeah, because you are, you know.

Yeah. Well, and again, you know, the studies that show the wisdom of the group is better than the wisdom of the group. Yeah, if they have all the facts, they have all the facts. They will come to the right answer more times and more quickly. Provided that the speed of information, that not only do they get all the right facts, but that the speed of passing the information along in the mob is sufficient.

Of course. Well, otherwise it doesn't really function like a group so much. There's so many nuances to everything that you have to stress because there's always some little fucking agreement waiting in the woodwork to pop out and say like,

did you mean all the mobs are always right? It's like a binary. And we've gone, yeah, it's just bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Did you mean all the mobs are always right? Like, it's like a fun area. And we've gone, so yeah, it's just black and white. Yes, no. Yeah. Yes, subtlety. subtlety is not a thing in our society really. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm trying to rain it back though. Yeah. I'm trying to rain everything back. Look, you know, even the global warming conversation, like, look, look, look, look. Yeah. We're trusting people that tell us, they're trustworthy to summarize people that they tell us our experts.

I don't know about you, but I can't really feel that passionate about my feelings about it. When I put it in that perspective. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah, I did.

That's not something I'm going to. I'm going to war with somebody over. Oh, no. What do I give that? I figure, yeah. This is, I'm believing a guy that's telling me a guy is who I should be believing and I'm believing his summary of it. That's it.

That's the best we got. Yeah. So let's all just, let's just chill out for a minute and help and encourage our boy, Monkey, Monkey, who's on info wars to get his name out there. All right. Yeah. Anyway, I hope he comes back. A postrophosic, that makes the new reigning,

a stereos then. What about sanctions? Are those going forward? I mean, I would imagine he's still, I don't know. I mean, I know nothing. Does he want anything to do with the show? I don't know. I mean, what's the, I don't know. It troubles me.

I lay awake at night. I wake up from a cold sweat and because I've dreamed of angel-isterios flying away. I can't get him. Come back, I shout. Yeah. I don't know, but he doesn't hear you. He doesn't hear me.

Because he's too busy yelling because of global warming. Oh, that's why. Gotcha. I had a $200 sandwich this week, and I only got to eat half of it, probably one of the worst sandwich experiences of my life. You know what makes me erase this week? Right turns.

Right turns is what it is. Not $200 sandwiches. Oh, get there. I've got, I had a nice lunch with 80s girl. Had the leftovers in my lap. And I'm, this is my fault. I'll preface this by saying it's my fault. I had the sandwich leftovers in my lap

in a cardboard box with a latch on it, with a latch on it, right? Now, I don't know if my dick is too big perhaps and it didn't give a cradle for the sandwich to sit in my lap. I was also texting coach about his weight loss, things I really wanted to know what his weight was at. 80s girl takes a right turn like she's at the Grand Prix. Monaco? No, I know how the sandwich became 200 times.

It's how fast do you take right turns? Is what I'm asking you. I mean, are you working the back of a fire engine back there? Driving it. No, no. Okay. I know what a right turn is supposed to feel like. It's not supposed to shoot sandwiches off of your lap. Yeah.

A man. So right turn, so the sandwich shot in her direction. Yeah. The sandwich, it shoots off of my lap and I even see it and I thought, well, I've got a nice little cradle here between my leg. That's not going to go. And then the G-force is hit. Yeah. Like she was out running the police.

Yeah. I've never seen a woman drive like this. Such a crazy, she's like a fighter pilot out there. Maaah! Right turn. What do you have to take a shit or something over here? Can we just have a nice Saturday drive home without flooring it on the, this is a right turn.

In fact, I think it's a 100 degree turn because the road was going at an angle. So I realized, it was too late in the sandwich ejects, ejects over onto her side of the seat. It's all over it. I think, okay, no big deal. Just this, this is our car sucks. It's a teacher car. Oh, okay, you're like, you know, it's not over it. I think, okay, no big deal. Just this, this is our car sucks. It's a teacher car.

Oh, okay. You're like, you know, it's not my car. No, you're right. No, my car, I would have three hands on the leftovers that were left. Other people's car. Just let's see what happens. Let's see how the dice roll.

All over her, her beautiful dress. All over this seat on the floor. Thank God. Here's where the apology start. Yeah, I start saying, well, your terms of service don't say that I can't spill a sandwich when I get into your car. So really, this is your fault.

I mean, it's not obvious that I was supposed to be all, say I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did you get a phone call from your dad, like his spidey sense went off? It's like, did you spill something? Yeah, it was right in the middle. It was fucking around, were you fucking around in the car? Just hold on, I gotta call, I gotta call Dick.

Yeah, to make this more difficult for him is, fuck, I'm picking it up, I already know. I already know what the problem's gonna be. It's gonna be the Italian, the B BO that comes from a deli spill. I mean, this is a teacher car that we're talking about. So their mask produced. When you get a job as a teacher, they give you a, it's like the kind of car,

it's like the upper class car and Soviet Russia. It's just a gray, shapeless form. Doesn't even have a name on it. No making model, just car. Car is the make, car is the model. Never been washed one time, but car with a K and a backward R. Yeah.

That somebody writes it. Oh, in crayons. In crayons. Oh, God. I get the students to put in a little slave labor. Well, I did this. Yeah, I did this. Yeah, I did this. So, and there's like, it's an Italian sandwich.

Yeah. So, it's got dressing on it, I would assume. And it's probably got onions and stuff. And if what, should one or two of those should happen to find their way under the seat? Sean, we opened the door the next day. Yeah. And it was like, it's down.

Yeah, the window's up, did you? No, I put them down. Oh, wow. Put them down. Open the door the next day. It was like, no, I'll put him down. Oh, wow. Put him down. Open the door the next day. It was like an Italian deli. Yeah. It's in the car.

It was like two sand. It was like a sandwich orgy happened in the car. Like some kind of weird sandwich ball sweat jumping out of the car and all this meat. And God, all right. So here we go. Now, so I get the detailer guy. and I'm like, oh yeah, okay. That's $160 for the go.

Yeah, wonderful. Yeah, just wonderful. So I go, he goes, he does it, fixes it. And now I'm sitting there thinking, well, I wish I had just, now I wish I had thrown it everywhere on purpose. Now I've got two unsatisfactory endings, a spilled sandwich, and detailing a car,

getting a car detailed that I don't drive and would never do this too, if not just to get this awful bio smell out of it. It's an expensive sandwich. $200 sandwich. Right turns. Right turns. I'm really stung about it.

A lot of people disappointed in me this week that makes me rage. Yeah, a lot of debating this week. What that you did online or something from last week show? Something from last week show too. All the Patreon three speech stuff. It's the one argument that I do get really annoyed here.

I'm disappointed in you. Anything else. Call me anything else, I'm disappointed. Like, oh, you fuck, that works. It works you motherfucker. It's like, you know, like one, two, you fucking asshole. A parent. Yeah, I'm disappointed. Yeah, thought better of you. I'm not mad. It's like it comes through. You know, like one, two, like a fucking asshole. A parent. Yeah, I'm disappointed.

Yeah, thought better of you. I'm not mad. I'd rather you be mad. Yeah, I'd rather you be mad. Yeah. I'm disappointed you're not mad. Now I have to change your mind about it, right? I'll tell you what else makes me rage is early adopters, early

adopting syndrome. I got, I got an ancestry.com report, like two years ago. 80s girl got a 23 and me report just now. Do you know how much better those are? Well, I would imagine there, but don't they? Yeah. They got all kinds of stuff. It's a blood test, right? I mean, it's just spit or so. No, I'm sorry, no, yeah. I'm not a cop and send it in.

But ancestry doesn't do that, right? They do, they both spit in a jar. Oh, they do. And you send it in. But the one only gives you a dumb map of where you're from. Now, they got this 23 in me that gives, man, it gives you all kinds of stuff that it gives you, like, it gives you, you like if mosquitoes bite you,

are you apt to lose your temper, are you usually right in arguments? Has all the same stuff that you're from, but all this and like, well, wait, what the hell? Now I got shitty, I got a shitty or DNA analysis. I'm not gonna do it again. Wow. Early adopting.

How do I mean my whole life? Every time it's like a phase that you go through and you're like, oh yeah, new digital cameras are coming out. Gotta get one of those, get it. It's just a box that takes like shitty, grainy pictures for way too much money. For way too much money. You know, laptop right when it comes to,

oh, this is a, doesn't, I can't do anything on this fucking thing. So you're talking about an early adoption of new technology. Anything. Yeah, but somebody's got to do it, right? Well, it stings me every time. But there's people who just, they're throwing money handover fist to be, you know, the people who like wait in line for the new iPhone or for the, it's like, there's always going to be those, it's like, let you fucking test it.

Yeah, I don't need it that bad. Yeah, it sucks though. I got bum DNA. I wanna know all this shit. It tells you if you're gonna have a heart attack. Yeah, pretty much, yeah. But I'm stuck with my, so you're not gonna do it.

Well, I wanna do it, but who could justify that? I had to get two DNA tests. Then the government has double my DNA. That's the last thing I need. Yeah. Have you gotten your DNA tested? I have not.

You don't want to? Do you not too? I mean, I'm mildly curious. Yeah. Yeah, but... Do you ever tell you the story about how coach got his DNA in file with the state? He passed his first weigh-in by the way, so he can.

Oh, good. I may have heard this story. You may have heard this story. Yeah, I'm not sure though. I'll let him tell it a few. I'll wait till he's here so I can tell it. DNA on fly out with the state. Yeah, it's a plea deal sometimes or you can give him your DNA.

Oh, he got in the situation where he was gonna have to surrender his DNA in exchange for a lighter sentence, because he got arrested for not obeying the terms of service at a hotel. Oh, I've heard something about this. Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah. Okay, what else do I got here?

What time is it? Oh, I miss Leo. The American Psychological Association has come out against men. Really? Yeah, I don't know if you heard anything about this. No. The APA, I think everybody's, everybody seems really pissed about it, but I can't tell if it's, I can't tell if it's really as insane as they. Pist that they came out against it. Well, the American Psychological Association saying that so-called traits of here,

I'll just read you what they said. Trates of so-called traditional masculinity, like suppressing emotions and masking distress, often start early in life and have been linked to less willingness by boys and men to seek help, more risk taking in aggression, possibly harming themselves. Well, it seems entirely true to me. Yeah, and those with whom they interact, there's one where they talk about violence, too. Men commit 90% of homicides in the United States and represent 77% of homicide. There are the demographic group most at risk.

There's 3.5 times more likely to die by suicide. Research shows that boys and men are at a disproportionate risk for school discipline, academic challenges, health disparities and other quality of life issues. Research also shows that many men do not seek help. We needed in many report barriers to receiving gender sensitive psychological treatment. I'm trying to find the quote where it says, I'm not sure what's there to get upset about.

Yeah, I'm trying to find the quote. There's a couple where it says that toxic masculinity is to blame for their, the way they're raised and encouraged to suppress their emotions is what causes violence. Well, I mean, I don't know if, I don't know if how they make the correlation or, you know, what I mean, like is that, because all you can, I think was it, oh, shit. I think they're saying that you can go up to every woman in your life and tell them how annoying they are and then just blame it on the APA. That's what I got, from it.

Because you're not supposed to suppress the most. Because I'm asking for my gig violent. Yeah. Hey, remember when I got that? I thought you just shut the fuck up. Yeah, now I don't have to hit you. There we go. Problem solved, I didn't suppress that.

I didn't suppress that. Yeah. So there's less violence in the world now. Yeah. Yeah. Um. Uh. Traditional masculinity is the APA defines it refers to masculinity cognitions that have held

sway over large segments of the population. Toxic masculine. That seems like more, including anti-femininity, achievement, a shul of the appearance of weakness, and adventure, risk, and violence. Here's where, here's where it started to bug me, because I don't trust psychologists. You know that I don't, everyone knows

that I don't trust psychologists. I don't know, I thought you, I don't know, I thought you appreciate the tenants and the observations and things like that. Well, it's like journalistic. Psychology or these like, psychologists.

Yeah, I think it's a good idea. Like journalists, they're supposed to, they're in our brains, we say, oh, they present facts to us. But in reality, they sell that. They present things to click on. Yes. Yes.

Like psychologists in our brains, I think they're helped you click on. Yes, yes. Like psychologists, I think brains, I think they're help you understand yourself, but in real life, they got bills to pay. They need you to come every week for the rest of you. They need their book to be full. It depends, I'm sure there are those like veterinarians, like you're a bad pet owner if you don't do this. Yeah, that kind of thing.

But that's, I've had the good ones I've known say the point of therapy is for you to get out. Well, but that's what they would tell you if they wanted to prove that they weren't trying to get you to come back every week, right? But you can stop. You can stop whenever you have something that you say, I understand this. Here's one of the drafters said this, Dr. Ryan McGrath. If we can change men, we can change the world.

Said, Dr. Mike. Well, now I got a problem with it. What do you mean change men? Well, that's a really hypothetical. Sure, that's not the goal of what you're supposed to be doing. I'm pretty sure that's not the goal of what you're supposed to be doing. Maybe could he be referring to changing, like societal perception or kind of what's acceptable for men to do? I want to know what exactly is so wrong with men that all men aren't constantly

identifying, which is that we want to be left the fuck alone. And we want less, we want less shitting on us when we're the ones doing most everything. We would just like, we would just like everybody to admit that most men, the middle class and down and younger are living in a gin, a enormous ginocracy, a gigantic chasm of vagina that resembles the star-lac pit in Star Wars. That is the life of middle-class men and men under the, and men under a college age and younger. Everywhere they live is dominated by women.

You grow up, one woman is nagging and one ear, they ship you off to school where another woman is nagging in the other. Oh, fucking banks. Where's the patriarchy here? Stereo nagging. Yeah, my childhood was defined by Stereo nagging. I got idiot in stereo. One whose job is determined by just being there and they fucking constantly remind you of that. No mom ever left to go get cigarettes, but somehow every child and man in the world knows this trope, right?

As though we're constantly being subtly guilted as if we would leave, because secretly we fucking want to. I don't even smoke. Yeah. Let's start addressing problems then you pedantic fucks. Yeah, I don't think it's, I don't think it's their place necessarily to,

to make kind of those grandiose statements. Then you get in like that. Then you get out of the way. Then you dick starts telling you what to do and what do you got to, what do you got to do to impress women? You got to beat the television. You've got to beat teen beat magazine. You've got to be better than Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

You've got to be better than a Husky puppy. No, you kids not just- What chance do you got? It's a Husky puppy. You've got to be better than a new puppy. Meanwhile, you've got her psychotic, you've got her repressed dad at home who's so jacked up on repression

that he's just looking for somebody to verbally dry hump every time you come over. He's got rules around his daughter, like she's got a treasure chest between her legs. Mm. Uh. Yeah. There's a big backlash.

Not seeking help is the problem for toxic masculinity. Oh. And then you, I still don't know what toxic masculinity is. It could be anything. Does it hurt? Is it things that are toxic to men or is it things that are toxic to women or society? It's in the eye of the beholder.

Yeah, that's, yeah, toxic masculinity. As soon as I hear it, I go, that's a new term that doesn't mean anything. It's a catchy term. So I don't even know, I don't even think it's defined very well. Then you get to college. Yeah. If you say anything that's obvious, your life's over.

Yeah, it's gotten, it's gotten really weird. And you ask any comedian, any established comedy anymore. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Can't, you can't say shit. No. And then God, God forbid you do no, none of them do. I can't. Oh no, you can't say shit. No. And then God forbid, you do what, God forbid, you do what drunken hormonal people do, which is fuck, you've got every girl in there accelerating towards an event horizon of drunken stupor for

her in tight, for four years, four years with the pedal to the fucking metal of liquor and you're expected You just sit there like a priest and if you you're done you're terrified of it. Yeah Our men are men causing that look Then you get a job who's running HR Bitches who's being hired because of diversity quotas? Well, guys silently chuckle. Well, you know, we were just we're looking for, we're looking for so and so to fill a role for our diversity quotas. What kind of fucking effect does that have? Did you know that they're writing diversity quotas into a movie and television contracts now to start the development of a show? That's

fine for a diversity. What kind of effect would that have? Sure, you know, all of these compounding effects, it's because of our desire for violence. It's because we want to be violent. That's why we have escapist violent tendencies. Not because of any of this shit that I'm talking about. Not because every man lives like Helen Keller in a world of repressed male

autism. Do you know what? Then you excel a little bit and all you have to and all you do is spend your life waiting for the token hires to fuck up so that they could sneak you in the back. I heard a woman talking about the objectification of women by men. Yeah. And the first thing I thought to myself, yeah, we buy them houses. The first thing I thought to myself, the first thing I thought to myself, the first thing

I thought to myself was, why do you think we're here as a species? Oh, oh, oh, Tron, you can't say that shit. You can't say obvious shit like that anymore. Hey, I really, you know what? I wanna get to know this woman for a year before I even think about having sex. I don't even wanna hold, no, like you look, you go, God, I would like to fuck her.

Yeah, and everything else is rationalization. Yeah, that is everything. That is called instinct. This works at a level far beyond what our stupid minds try to talk us out of. Trying to find some more good quotes. Why do you think we're here? How do you think this works?

Well, that's what I want to know, because I want to know how, at first I thought that this whole thing was just an ad campaign. Yeah, that's what I want to know because I want to know how at first I thought that this whole thing was just an ad campaign. Yeah, absolutely. Objectify women and you fucking should. So I looked at the APA releases this thing on how to treat men. And I think, oh, okay, they think they've dominated the market for women because psychology was invented to fix women. Like, that's why that's why we have it. It was invented to fix women. That's why we have it. It was invented to stop them from being so fucking bonkers all the time.

Well, I don't think there was that. I mean, I think it was a little more organic than that. Yeah, we all thought of it at the same time. No, I mean, it's been something that's been going on. People have been interested in how the human mind works for forever. Socrates, Plato, Nugging Moms, Shope and Howard. These men are interested in how Kant, DeCarte. These men are interested in how the human mind works.

A mind works. Psychologists are interested in letting women get all their problems out during the day. I don't know. That's what the job is. I don't know. That might be a little outdated thinking, but that's what it is to me. Okay. The entire profession. To the entire fucking profession.

I don't know if that's what it is. That's why men vacated the profession on mass when, when drugs started getting prescribed because then just women could do it and take it over. It's like 25% or something male dominated. The entire field. Oh, you mean the entire field. The entire field. Yeah, so I think there are more women than men.

I think there are more women's psychologists. I think graduates, it's like 70 to 30. It's 70 to 30%. The entire field is dominated by women. And they're gonna tell us. And there's a lot of batshit crazy ones too. They're gonna tell us how to fair up our problems away of them.

What in the fuck, what was the point? So I thought maybe this is just an ad campaign, right? Like the NFL is expanding into Mexico and London because they've they've perfected the art of football for America. So now they've got to get fantasy football. I'm a controversy after controversy. Yeah perfect. Perfect.

And boys club and yeah, completely fucked. So we've got to get pink uniforms. Brods love pets with their thinking. Chicks love pink. We get some pink uniforms. Tit cancer. We'll get some tits in there. getting ready cheerleader cheerleaders got to cover up. And what else does the world have?

A lot Mexicans, we've got to get Mexicans into football. So we're having Mexico games. That's what once they've perfected the business for their core audience, which is what I think they've done with women. They've perfected it. We've got all the, Matt, we've got maximum amount of women coming in for therapy. You know who, you know who we could really get some suckers in though, Matt. That's what we've got to start telling men that we're the solution to all their problems too. Yeah, well, this shit

is the cause of all of our problems. I guess is my point. Women. Yeah. Is that, no, really. It was what, what it was shit is the cause of all our problems. I do think that the toxic masculinity, they're, they're, the traditional masculinity that they're calling attention to and saying causes all these violence is, they have a fundamental misunderstanding of. I don't, because I don't know if you can make the whole of that. I'll tell you why.

I'll tell you why. Let me give you one good example of why I think that is. Research shows that boys and men are at a disproportionate risk for school discipline, academic chance. School discipline and academic challenges, okay? I got another, I brought another study in coincidentally that was learning in virtual reality. And it says that when taught, when students were taught in virtual reality, the girls responded

to a young woman teaching them and the boys responded to a robot drone teaching them. So all of their lives, like K through 12, boys are being taught at a disadvantage just because young female teachers refused to put a robot suit on. Such a simple solution. A simple solution. Just come in after you think of that. Wrap your head in aluminum foil.

Yeah. And make your arms straight and go beep, beep, beep. Yeah, yeah. That's all you gotta do. I am the awesome, yeah. But they refuse. No way. They refuse to do it.

Yeah, that's my problem. The guys are like, damn. Well, listen to this thing. I don't want to listen to this bitch. I had a bitch in my ear all morning and I come to school. I got listen to this thing. I don't want to listen to this bitch. I had a bitch in my ear all morning and I come to school. I got another one, fuck. Hmm.

That's my, that's what I think would solve it. If teachers could, if women could just wear robot suits, forgot sake. Researchers say conforming to such traditional masculinity may limit males' psychological development. I guess it's all true like on its face. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Maybe negatively influenced mental health and result in gender role conflict.

All of which have been addressed in previous research. For example, studies have, yeah, there's the learning difficulties. Yeah. No, I mean, I get it. I don't see anything really controversial about that. Like, you know, but those statements on their no, I mean, I get it. I don't see anything really controversial about that. Like, you know, but those statements on their face, I think where the error is, I don't know if you can make some of the correlations that were in there. I mean, I don't know, though, I don't know the research. But it's like, it annoys me when they throw out stats like homicides, a men responsible for, but then that's the lowest you can go with the stats. Like, we're not allowed to question any, we're not allowed to look at any other stats

based on any genetic differences other than men and women. Oh, I see. As soon as a guy does that, we gotta hang that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. So you found some genetic differences that, and one is more, let's look some more at those genetic, no.

Yeah. Okay. Then what was the point of the first one? Then why, it's just human, humans have a homicide problem. I guess. Oh, I'm trying to think the APA has made statements. You know what, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to look again, but they're, they have made statements something

along the lines of what you're talking about. Really? Yeah. Be surprised. It was kind of, they got flat for it, but it was like, this is what our research indicates. It wasn't anything severe. But yeah, I remember calling, I said,

oh, that's very interesting. It had to do with psychology and IQ. I don't know. This seems like the reverse of the James DeMore paper. James DeMore, oh, the guy that got a can for saying sex traits. Yeah, that was bullshit because like basically didn't, didn't the, the check high up at Google basically say the same thing. Yeah, I don't know anyone who's ever said any, no, but it's different.

Sometimes it's just a natural interest or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, men and women are different. We're different. Boys and girls are different for now. different. Boys and girls are different. For now, yeah. I'm not gonna drum it into us though.

I think it's also about that I never see the reverse. I never see this psychology today come out with an article on neurotic femininity and how it's destroying the world. Yeah, yeah. Like how it's responsible for like overwhelming government waste and like migration crisis and family problems. Like, I mean, neurotic femininity is the cause of all plans

that obviously wouldn't work when someone tried to explain them. Where's that study? Where's that release? Yeah, I'm going to look up and see what's been neurotic femininity is why no one's getting laid because sexually available women are castigated by other women, not by men. They're responsible for a culture of shame and victimhood. Where is that?

No, I don't know. There you go. Let me see, I got another interesting one here. There are definitely things that women can improve upon. If men can soak in women, if you're talking about making a better society or what contributes to certain manifestations of thoughts or feelings into behavior.

You know what I mean? Conflict is harmful existential psychology. It'll be, let's see, the main thrust of subsequent research is that traditional masculinity marked by stoicism, competitiveness, dominance, and aggression is on the whole harmful. I think that at its core is what bothers me about that. I can see that. That is what propels everything good we ever have. We ever will have. Yeah, it's some of competitiveness, dominance, and aggression. That is hard coded kind of in there, I think. Peace.

I think about asking for help trying to understand things is never a bad thing. Help is for the winners. We're not in a situation yet where we can discount the value of competitiveness, dominance, and aggression. Oh no, no, no, no, no, but you don't have to discount any of those. You can you can do more. It's not an either or thing. I mean, I guess I guess it depends on goals. Do you know what I mean? Like how could you be how I don't think they're trying to understand. I think like this guy says in the beginning, we can change men. We can change the world. And I think they want a lesson. Stoicism competitive.

Well, then, and aggression. That's one quote from a guy from an entire like associate draft, the guy, like, he's the one brave enough to say it. Yeah. I think in a world that is seeking to punish those things, dominance, a great competitiveness. we don't need another person chiming in and talking about how greed is the devil. Oh, yeah, I agree. I guess that's all I think about it.

Yeah, no competitiveness and that drive and that's a big difference between men and women is men feel better about themselves being productive and having achievements and women are get a lot more satisfaction from their relationships with chocolate and watching longtime movies. With chocolate and about their feelings. With Walmart cards with puppies, puppy gifts and... Oh, here's another good on a medical cognition.

People with radical, political views. Oh, shit, Lee, or I told Lee or to call it. Oh, shit. Well, let's skip, I'll hold this one for later. See now, psychologists could try to help me understand why I'm so angry about this, right? They should. They may ask questions.

A good one would ask questions to get you to think about. They did have you gotten laid today? No, there's your problem. I also saw that there's more incidences of men seeking therapy if they call it something different. Oh, no doubt. Like coaching or training, they call it training. Do they?

Yeah, they're more likely to do it. Oh, just it's just a, and they encourage. I mean, that's, you know what, if you need that term to go, then you're gonna have a problem with it. You're not gonna, what do you mean, why? Because you already need to be tricked into going. If it's, you got it.

I disagree, because these tricks work if you're aware of them or not. You got to 99 works on you whether you're, what do you mean? Even setting a price, 1999 works on you, whether you even though you know that it's a lie. Look, as soon as reciprocity works. As soon as you get it, yeah, but that is what it is.

It's calling right now. Hold on. Let me, Lior. Hey, how you doing? Hello, sir. How are you? I've got a point to that. My friend Sean and I are just having an argument about psychology and reciprocity and its effects on men. I'm saying, Sean, if I said, if I'm saying,

here is a soda and it will make you want to give me something and then I give you the soda, it will still work. You will still have that drive, that you will have to actively fight. What I'm saying is you say 1999 works versus $20. That's why people buy it. But 1999, you get that thing. If you call therapy something other than therapy

to get you in the door, once you're in there, it's fucking therapy. And guys like that, you know what I mean? And guys are just like, oh, I don't like this at all. So it says what it is is still what it is. You can call it whatever you want. She'll for the APA, I knew it. You're just trying to get more guys.

I'm just a guy with a lot of experience. You get a referral. If you send people to your psychologist so they give you a referral check. No. When's that starting? Lee-R, are you there, sir? Yeah.

Hello. Hi, Don. Thank you for calling in. I've been wanting to talk to you for a long time. Me too. Cool. This is Sean, the audio engineer that's also on the phone. I'm Dick Masterson.

You did some incredible work covering my lawsuit with Maddox. Yes. Oh my God. That's the club. I've spoken to a bunch of people about it, but don't know I'm thinking about your show or who Maddox is or anything else. And I'm convinced that one day your case

will be in a law book somewhere. Law students have no idea who the players are, will one day review this, because this has to be the craziest lawsuit ever. There's so many lessons to be learned about. What to do, what not to do? What's wrong with the legal system? You know, however, they can go completely airwire. Oh man. The case study. That'd be awesome. Yeah. Getting in the, getting in a law book for like for students. We're on the cutting edge of big time of enormous monetary suits based on

based on people talking shit online. Yeah, online person. Online shit talking is only going to grow. Yeah, it's a it's a cottage industry that's exploded in recent years. This is the industrial revolution times 10, you know. But what I just wanted to say, but the very basis for it, the entire thing, just look, I mean, I didn't know anything about it somebody sent me a link the first time that's why i love him i looked at it and you know what i

right away was obviously this is a gold mine because you don't see this kind of losses you know every other lawsuit is born next to it i'm all i'm almost feel like uh like i miss i know that that i'm happy for you guys to have one, but it's like I miss the fact that it's gone because I don't think in my lifetime, I'll come across a lawsuit like that. No, we were saying that even while it was wrapping up, I said, Hey, we got to enjoy the end of this suit because we're never going to have this much. Like it's never going to happen again.

If it was like every week was a surprise of how incompetent or crazy or stupid someone could be. What I love about Leor was here's just this lawyer on the internet with the YouTube channel, certainly knew nothing about the show, of you, or Maddox, or anybody, and the case gets brought to his attention. He just goes through a very logical laying out of the case, and his understated way goes,

you'd pretty much have to repeal the first amendment for this case to have any merit. I enjoyed watching those because it was like you get too close to it and you're caught up in all this crazy podcasting and shit talking and all that kind of stuff. And you start to think, at least I started to think, you know, I mean, is there a chance that this is valid in any way?

I mean, I mean, it doesn't, everything that I know, but I'm of course no lawyer, but everything that I know goes but I'm, of course, no lawyer, but everything that I know goes, this is bat shit crazy, but it's so great to see somebody from an outside perspective with expertise in the field kind of go, well, there's no precedent for this. There's nothing on the books that would allow this to happen. Yeah. No, I mean, that was exactly it. I mean, for this to go anywhere with

me and that would be an overall entire legal system, but it was so much more than that, because I mean, our legal system encourages people to sue. It's relatively cheap to start. You can find an attorney out there that will take your case. We'll tell you, it's going to be very, very quick. You're going to get a settlement and over time they charge you more and more and you're kind of like in this loop where, you know, we're getting there, we're getting there. So it's a legal system that hooks people into filing lawsuits and there's no easy way out of it because it depends. You guys have to suffer the cost here and the stress of it all and being involved in an imaginable case.

But I will slowly he pays more and more, you know, it doesn't come in one fell swoop no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's the flaw in our legal system here. To me, that's what made it interesting because nothing makes sense. So what do you think? You said flaw. What do you think the flaw is in our legal system? Because I'm just going through that case. We encountered so many instances where people just don't understand how to get from aid.

Like they think in the law it's aid to be. Like if this happened, then this happened, but it's really, it's, no, you get a judgment, then you have to sue for this, then you have to get from aid it like they think in the law it's a to b like if this happened then this happens really it's now you get a judgment then you have to sue for this then you have to get a good like you have to go through all these friggin steps that people are just aren't aware of what do you think the flaw is that led to a lawsuit like maddox is easy it's the fact that we in our system the loser doesn't really have to pay. You have to go through a lot, really, to have a lawsuit declared, to be frivolous and then get money back.

It's a system that encourages lawsuits, but doesn't really put much of a penalty on it. It's very rare for you to get damages for it, for somebody of its furulous lawsuit. Judges are just worried about if they penalize the plaintiff, they'll somehow squash future lawsuits. But you go elsewhere and other countries, you know, you follow a lawsuit, you lose, you can I have a cost to bear here because you posed it on the other side here. I don't know how much you cost you but between the stress and the five thousand and the five thousand people that were part of the world also plaintiff you know

everybody in their grandmother got pulled in this lawsuit yeah picture no even though everybody knew that it's going to be uh... this and if it's not going to go anywhere you know the very the first stage would seem that it takes a long time to get there from your perspective, which is the motion to dismiss, and everything. That's really the big first phase, and everybody looking at it would say, you know, this is going to get dismissed. There were some idiots on YouTube that advocated for the other side, but that was probably more of a... That's what I wanted to ask you to.

What made you know, because a couple other lawyers looked at it like I know, Asterios Cocinos, as you call them, the other guy in the lawsuit, he shopped his case around to several different lawyers and he waited till a lawyer said, this is preposterous, this is a joke, I'll take your case. Because all the other guy said like, oh, this is very serious. A defamation is very serious, but he waited till he found a guy who said, this is a joke, I'll take your case. Because all the other guys said like, oh, this is very serious. Defamation is very serious, but he waited the guy, he waited till he found a guy who said, this is totally absurd.

Cause it felt like, it was, it felt like it was, and you said the same thing and other guys didn't. Like they treated it really seriously, but you were the, you were one of the first to say, this is totally ridiculous. What made you think, or what made you know that it was as ridiculous as we thought it was? If you watch any people that actually then expressed their

opinion through videos or they wrote about it and they felt that there was a case here, it was obvious that they never actually read through the complaint and actually you get to connect because you go through it and there's a charge that you said something and I know you incited a bunch of people and that you'll require to provide some evidence of it and you can see the evidence if you can actually magnify any of those photos of tweets and things of Reddit and whatever. That's none of it had anything to do with the claims being made.

So you go through the entire complain, it's very, very long, and you see that first of all, there's just nothing to back up any claim whatsoever. So they're not going to go anywhere. The formation is incredibly difficult. People say it's a series, yeah, it's a series, it's incredibly difficult in our country to get somebody on their formation. Yeah. Most of those cases are lost.

They're not going anywhere, you know, because we cherish freedom of speech. Defamation is an exception to it, and we're not, we're not quick in charging somebody with defamation here. So it's going to be difficult no matter what, it'll be your own defamation case. It's very difficult. So I just thought that those who expressed an opinion and this is somehow serious did not really bother looking at what was the actual complaint and what was being argued. Because they didn't want to. Yeah. They looked at the beginning,

they looked at the end of it, you know. It's crazy, man. I don't know, like from your side, this is, you probably have a unique perspective on this because Nick, you know, Nick Riccata, he calls in a lot. He's been to a couple, he's been to a couple of shows. The one thing that drives me more and more insane dealing with these big lawsuits and legal problems is how confident everyone is that they know the law. As a lawyer, that must drive you completely mad. I mean especially when it comes to this YouTube world and

everything else because they're so I mean I could literally spend every single day doing another video about why every most opinions online are just completely wrong and some of the biggest channels online makes statements about the language permitted and what's not permitted and how it works. And it often just falls. It's not even close to being real. And I learned, unfortunately, to pull back from some of them.

One time, this guy took down my video, right? I included him in like three seconds of my video. And he took down my video and sent me an email that says, you know, unless I give him credit, he's not gonna put it back in. So that irritates me. So I told him exactly what I'm gonna do to him. And he puts it back and then does a whole video.

What were you gonna do? What exactly were you gonna do? It's hurting himself. I wrote a whole video. What were you going to do? What exactly were you going to do? It's hurting himself. I wrote a whole thing about how exactly I'm going to personally, you can't take him down my video, I'm going to get it done. There's a process. I'll be back up within 10 days. And then I'm going to fall lost with again

because there's nothing better to do when I'm going to turn him up. I'll be videos about him. He's doing you. And I just went through it. And I realized sometimes we're, you know, sometimes pull back a little bit because I didn't realize on the other guy on the other side, maybe had some issues and I may have triggered a bit of a... Spaghetti. Spaghetti.

Spaghetti. Spaghetti was, he was talking about hurting himself. It's okay. Yeah. That was a learning experience, you know, I'm not how to handle people. Everybody's everybody's just right on the edge online. There's a guy who calls into this show a lot. He's like, he's been banned from the internet in Australia a couple times. And if I don't answer his call, then I'll get an email in 10 minutes of him saying he's going to kill himself. Yeah.

I mean, it's the first one I was surprised, but you get through three or four. Leon, Leon, where are you from? Where's you from, Mr. Oh, okay. I mean it's the first one I was surprised, but you get through three or four. Leore, where are you from? Where's you from Israel? Oh, okay. Oh, I was it. Yeah, I wasn't sure. It's a funny accent there, but yeah. Yeah, that's true. I should have recognized it. Is that right? Yeah. I can't hear as a kid with a very heavy accent. Yeah, I mean, everybody was making fun of me. So I tried to get rid of it, and I'm in Florida, so I'm listening to a mixture of, you know, Florida accent, which is non-accent, and a bit of

Hispanic, and I came up with an accent that doesn't make too much sense to anybody. This is the American accent. This is the melting pot of all the accents. This is how an American, we're speaking with someone with an actual American accent. Give us your poor huddled accents. Now all I want to do is talk about Israel. Exactly. OK, so before we talk about your Patreon,

your Patreon, I don't know, whatever, lawsuit adventure coming up, what was your favorite part about the Maddox lawsuit? I got to know. Oh my God. Well, as a side note, watching Nick's first video, where he's getting more and more drunk and he's screaming apostrophe into the video,

that's the self was very entertaining. Yeah, okay. But it was, look, he's attending from an attorney standpoint, because the entire time people were saying, you know uh there is no hazard there is no hazard and i said look i mean it's it's it's it's it's that'll be the worst thing possible because it did no real other than so i'm going to i'm going to so you can believe that hope that he's telling the truth no

alternative yeah that very complete fraud on the court which is just nobody does that and if he's telling the truth. No, he's telling the idea that there is complete fraud on the court, which is just nobody does that. And if he's represented, no attorneys are going to take that kind of a case. There's too many problems. So when he's kind of slapped me in the face, that there's obviously no Heather. And that's a long way off.

I got into the miscalculation. Yeah, 9% of you told me that but obviously there was no other oh what a great reveal that would be that would be like if there's no Tyler Durden moment you're not involved with the show and you like think maddox is like a normal guy well yeah everybody saying no no there's no he's lying there's no head like well that's ridiculous of course there's a head there well that would be absurd right he's a guy idiotic makes no sense, there's a head there. That would be absurd. Right. He's a guy that will be idiotic and makes no sense. He's a guy. Yeah. He's a guy who took his gun out

of his holster aimed at his dick and pulled the trigger. What do you think that the lawsuit lessons are going to be like, what would this, what would this case be used in a textbook? What would it be used for in a textbook? Well, I think it was, first of all, purely from this, this is why you don't take certain cases and just going through the basic complaint, how there is no evidence to justify. This case should never be taken. And if it is, you know, this is what you should be doing before you take on the case, you know? you know, this is what you should be doing before you take on the case, you know. But yeah, turning an opportunity to charge money while you're investigating basically, because no matter what, attorneys don't have to reject cases, but there's a possibility

to make money while you're investigating the case. Yeah. Because this is something that should never have been filed to begin with, you know, there's so many problems with it. And then stuff like that, you know, if somebody tells you something like there is a Heather and you are here in online because I'm assuming that the attorneys would have everybody have to occur to online or what's going on or the question about whether or not there's a real Heather.

What is the process? Is your client lying to you? So, for me, it will be more of the attorney side of it. That's interesting. Yeah, like self-preservation of it more. That's interesting. Yeah. I think so. Preservation. Yes.

That is very interesting. Do you think the guy's going to win sanctions? Asterio says sanctions against everybody involved on the other side. Do you think he's got a shot at that? For the perjury. In any case, the chances are relatively low because judges are intuitively do not want to award punitive damages on this kind of stuff. They don't want to hold it with frivolous to begin with a fraud because they're concerned about the next guy who'll be afraid to file a lawsuit. So it's

always harder than normal, but it's a bit bivalosses. They'll be changed, clear change of the fraud, they're perpetrated, at least by the clients here. Yeah. So they don't want to discourage actual victims. They don't want to discourage actual future victims into filing suit by forcing Maddox to pay a ton of money. It's America, man. Yeah.

America. The thing is to fly into the system, it should have it where you follow lawsuits. But since, whatever, anytime somebody follows the other side is going to be inexpensive, there should be some way of judging with that too much concern about whether or not if you lose, you should have to pay some of the money back at least. So there is something to hold you back from following a lawsuit at least. So you think twice about it. Well, it's like Dick had to pay $37,000 for the lawsuit to get laughed out of court. Yeah, imagine it if I needed to go twice.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Then add everybody else's cost and see how much it's hoping cost to everybody else because everybody had an attorney. Even the most ridiculous thing you have to speak to on attorney about it. Yeah. The bad file. And so the cost in the total cost was enormous. And if there's never anything on the other side, any penalty on it, then this can be started tomorrow. But the payback and entertainment value

is pricey or out of written a check for me. For me, you know, grand. Oh, for us too. If you were to stress, you went to have no idea what kind of threat it was on you or anybody else. Well, for something like me, it was purely determined. It was funnier for us than it was for a stereo.

Well, I lost this job and it's health and insurance and pretty much is entire career. Yeah. Okay, let's talk about Patreon. You did something, you did something very, you didn't go out with a bang really. Like this was almost, you almost didn't draw attention to it. It was weird and sudden and it was so deliberate. And you, one day, right, Sargon got banned from Patreon. Sargon went over to subscribe star.

Subscribe star was immediately de-platformed by PayPal and all the credit cards. Like all the bank, all the banks, their PayPal seem to get together and say, we're not subscribe star is no longer a customer. Now on this show, I had said that PayPal and Patreon not only have a very special relationship but also have cut like they're owned by the same VC firm like their finances are very intertwined. They have a special relationship with one another that implies more than a regular customer. You said when Subscribe Star got deplatformed, you're filing an antitrust violation and you're

no longer on Patreon. Is that about right? Well, yes, that was like the summary of the whole thing. You've done a service. We've been talking about for over a year about people getting de-platform, maybe even two years. It's always been a process, right? Everybody get a de-platform one way or another.

Yeah. And people present it to me. And there's a concept in law called conscious parallelism, right? So that a bunch of things happen. They seem to be parallel to one another. But as far as the law is concerned, it's not evidence that they're connected, right?

You do something, I really like it. I just have to copy you and do something on my show. Yeah. That doesn't mean that we collude, it just means they're parallel to each other. Okay. And so every time there was a discussion and everybody was pointing out,

look, so many of these companies are following each other. You know, I'm doing something and everybody else is following. look, there's so many of these companies are following each other, you know? One, like, yeah. I'm doing something and everybody else is following. Like, when Alex Jones got de-platformed, or Gabb got de-, they all just did it at the same time. Exactly. Okay. Exactly.

So everybody says, well, this has to be collusion. And I'm saying, but not from the law side. I'm not, my mind actually does not gravitate toward conspiracies to begin with that of the conspiracies everywhere. Yeah, right. And the law just says these are just conscious parallelism. You know, competitors seeing each other and maybe following each other's, but you need some evidence that they're acting together. Otherwise, it means nothing for the law is concerned. Okay. So it was,

and people definitely would never have to with my responses, you know, well because they want blood Everybody wants blood right away. We had to invent a lot because they're not happy with it. Yeah, no murder Yeah, and I was used with Alex Jones, right? I mean it's I've been this has to be wrong But there's no evidence of it. So right it's kind of hard to Charge anybody with collusion anything. Well anything that makes me think that you saw sorry that makes you think that you saw evidence when it came to paypal and patreon then it was actually because first sargon gets uh... booted in a video saying

that there's not nothing you can do about it yeah and then next uh... litter within a day subscribe star gets the platform and I say, okay, this is different because who the hell subscribe star? Nobody knows anything about it. It's not meaningful from the competitive standpoint. To anything, it's not really expressive in that sense. There's been other platforms that because there were in business for a long time and had a lot of clientele, they in some way, you can point to them and say they are expressive of something.

But for scratch, there was nothing. Something, this is the first time where you see that an act against an individual PR then be poured on an alternative platform. And then you see PayPal. To me, PayPal moves to protect Patreon because Patreon de-platforms is going to lose money by people moving and all the PR would on subscribe star. Because Surnavage was right there. It's going to be to protect Patreon.

And in many ways it costs PayPal zero to do this. Right. Because the tools available for donation is very, very limited online. And they are normally run through PayPal one way or another. So if it kills subscribe star, nothing happens. Every single individual who actually dropped out of Patreon and then could not use subscribe star, then just put PayPal on their website.

Right. So it's the easy tool to use. So it's a move that protects Patreon, but does it cost PayPal anything here? To me, and as a concept, an antitrust called Group Boycott, when two or more companies that have market power and PayPal isn't by far the most dominant credit card processor there is in the world when they move to exclude competitors of on any level in this case competitive to patreon that's called a report that which is basically any legal collusion now what do you need to decide what do you need to prove that what do you need to prove that it's group boycube because

like the Alex john's thing looked like to everybody like oh they're all just collute they're all just doing it at the same time they're all coll colluding. And this from the outside to me, I could say like, well, you know, this is just like, how can you prove that PayPal is knocking off competitors like from their service to keep another service alive? What do you need to prove that? Okay. So beside the parallel actions, you need something, basically what's called a plus factor, which is anything else that will show that

PayPal is acting in a way that otherwise is not justified by its own business, and we don't necessarily move against a non-descript player that otherwise is utilizing the services, doesn't make sense if that company is not either breaking some law that has to be eliminated, breaking some rules, which point there will be some sort of business process where you send them. Notification tells them to change it will be a whole business process, or if it's expressive. So you need something beyond the idea that you just parallel.

In Alex Jones, there was just a lot of parallel action, but we didn't see anything to connect them. In here, the connection and there is both plus and minuses and the cases are a lot more complicated and are making it seem because once you right into the lot of complications but you looking for that plus factor for me the immediate move against subscribe star is that plus factor that's the connect that's the connection that i didn't see before with any other so that's something that that wouldn't have done like normally so you can look at their action and say you you would have never there's no good reason for you to have done this. So that shows that you

is more reasonable that you were colluding. Exactly. That essentially is the successful cases were able to show that you did something that's not in your business interest. It's your interest to do as many companies out there as possible using your tool. So that's usually that was using the plus factor that you know there's That makes no sense from a legal perspective, not from a business perspective to do this, as a result, that's enough to connect. Now, again, this is not true for anything. But the goal in this case is to move like in your case, in a normal lawsuit, past the emotion to dismiss and to get into a point of discovery where you start demanding, you know, eternal documental, the confidential self.

You normally, that's what gets you to that point, to that discovery. Interesting. So if you get using your plus factor, you get this all in front of a judge and the judge says, yeah, you know what, you're right. That's not, that's not a smart business move. Let's see what they, let's, let's move into discovery and Patreon, you turn over emails from all these 24 year old social justice chicks and idiots you've got working there who definitely run their mouths, always running their mouths.

Let's see the emails you have between you and paypal where they imply they're going to protect you or the let's see that special relationship as it exists and you've admitted it exists in public let's see how that let's see how that special relationship works in private is that right? Exactly except that I get a lot of exactly today. I'm getting, because you're good. Sounds like you know something about loss. Yeah, I paid $37,000 to get an amateur law degree that taught me to shut the fuck up and listen more.

So what would be the best, go ahead. So I'm looking at them saying, but the big might be because i believe that it's all going to be determined by single jazzy's going to decide if this is enough of a class factor you're a better solution i'm saying well the federal trade commission and that's so i did a uh... a live stream where i'm saying i think i've got a solution for this there needs to be a complaint filed with a federal trade commission

because And there needs to be a complaint filed with the Federal Trade Commission because they're an independent federal agency. They're not beholden to the president or to Congress. And this is what they do every single day. They do massive anti-trust investigation. And they're more powerful than an attorney can be in court because if they accept the idea that there's enough evidence to start informal investigation, they own their own without going to court, they can sign their own subpoenas and now demand

every confidential piece of information in your company. There's an incredible power for come. And what would... And what would... And what would... And what would... What would happen? Like, what's the...

What's the best case scenario for you in this and what's like the reasonable case scenario what would they do in this case? What could they do to paypal? So my point is that all I'm saying is there's enough evidence for to justify based on the FTC rule to start investigation. At that point, let's find out what happened. Everything gets pulled in, all the information. If everybody's saying it's correct and there is, Collusion, then they do it all the time.

They were just a case to finish the couple of weeks ago. By the FTC, I guess I won it 100 contacts. You know, talk about millions of dollars worth of fines plus you are then required to have basically supervision for the next 20 years. They've gone this against Microsoft. If you remember back in the day, Microsoft was killing you. Yeah.

And all exactly so. And the FTC got on top of them was a multi-year investigation. The FTC wanted to break up the company. It didn't break up, but they basically managed Microsoft for a year with people inside overseeing what they're doing. Wow. That's ultimate because the power that that agency holds because ultimately its job is to protect the fair trade in our economy, right?

This is a concern about either, you know, they do investigations into YouTubers and Instagramers because they feel that people are lying about their sponsorship, right? Right. into YouTubers and Instagrammers because they feel that people are lying about their sponsorship, right? But at the same time, their job is to make sure that companies operate by some measure of rules so that the economy is competitive. So, that's interesting, man. There's something issue with the platforming, right? It doesn't solve if somebody be able to kick their new off because they don't like what you're saying. But this entire thing is aimed at saying, you know what? At the very least, as you cannot act collustively, illegally, to then kill competition, people

have to have options or where to speak nowadays. And so that's really the aim to not allow a callusive behavior that kills competition when it comes to different platforms and different financial systems so that people have ways. Even if it's not on you, you still have ways to express yourself. Well, it's I hope I hope something comes out of it at least. I hope I hope you get past discovery for God's sake so we can see what's actually happening Yeah, because I am I'm tired of constantly being afraid of getting de-platformed in the alternative Yeah, of setting up your own processor like people I've I'm setting up a

Separate entity for from patreon just so people who are very passionate can use or people that they want to use I'll say it right away. It's not gonna be as good I just don't have the hours to develop. The system could never be as good, but it's going to exist. And even then, even then, with my own merchant account, I'm still afraid of getting knocked off. Like I'm still afraid of that choke point of the bank's getting, I'm still afraid of

this collusion in all of its forms because just by the nature of business and profit and this toxic masculine greed that we just talked about, I'm sure that it exists. I'll put it that way. I am 100% sure that collusion exists and I would like it to be stopped when we can prove it. But I'm sure it exists. I'm sure it exists in all forms

because at the end of the day, it's just a bunch of rich guys trying to figure out how to get richer and we all try to dodge the law. Right? It's absolutely, try to get away with as much as you can. So assume it exists, but God, for God's sake, I hope you can prove it. I think I love what you're doing. I love that it's a good plan. I love that it's an actual plan.

Someone who's confident can actually do something about it for the rest of it. That's my good plan. I love that it's an actual plan. Someone who's confident can actually do something about it for the rest of it. That's my, that's my favorite part. Go ahead, what we can say. Right. So, so it was after I spoke on a lecture to a bunch of people and I said back and I said, that's kind of hypocritical. All I do is talk about, you know, this somebody should do this and somebody should do this, you know. Maybe I'm mess with that person in the world to do this but you know the early second start the process and i know what needs to happen yeah that's when that that i made uh... i was actually a universal studios uh... for christmas there

and i'm on the balcony and i record record this is like five o'clock in the morning this video so you came up with the idea of the first capacity exactly first i have got permission for my wife that you would have any if i didn't but uh... we all know you have

that i'm sorry i mean i'd like to pretend that uh... stronger guy that uh... can do whatever you want to but i got to get permission yeah but uh... that's what the api is talking about that permission uh... I got to get permission. Yeah, but that's what the APA is talking about. I get permission from the award. Oh, yeah. So I post a video and I decided, I'm not going to even look at social media.

It's going to be brutal. But then, I just was bombarded by emails and tweets. And just about everywhere, so much support that a plan that I had, which probably would have taken me a year, suddenly with so much support, not only can I be both more time to it, but there's so many people that with a lot of expertise, they want to help and be part of it.

Now, it becomes any car process of me trying, needing to build an organization that can pursue this, you know, and then how to bring in other organizations that can support it because it's a whole process of how you get something in front of the Federal Trade Commission. So I can't wait. I can't wait to see what happens. It became very big and, you know, hopefully I'm competent enough to manage this through. I got a good feeling about it.

You said like, maybe I'm not the You said like maybe I'm not the right guy or maybe I'm not the best guy or the perfect time. Or the perfect, sometimes you just have to be a really good guy at the perfect time to get something like this done. Life's about showing up. You just gotta be the guy you're throwing in. I think that was the message of Die Hard for.

All right, I gotta ask ask you, before you go, thank you very much for calling in, by the way, into sharing your thoughts and the process and your wisdom, your legal wisdom around the farce that was Maddox's lawsuit. What makes you a rage? I ask everybody who calls in what makes them a rage, anything, anything in life at all,

from spilling sandwiches in your girlfriend's car to actors trying to fake an American accent in movies and ruining them, thus ruining them, anything in life what makes you a rage. Basically what pisses you off in life? Yeah. Yeah. I never really thought of it. I mean it's like my reaction has been it's strange over the past few years. I don't know how many years it hasn't been now. I haven't opened a single newspaper. I don't want to TV.

I don't watch the news. Nothing else I found it. That everything political aggravates me. It creates stress. And that I can't solve. I can't understand people arguing over whether or not there should be a wall or not. But I can't solve the damn thing. So it's just threat that doesn't help me.

So once in a while, I can't avoid it because people around me start to talk about politics or something like that. Yeah, the computers have programmed them to come give you their ads. Computers have programmed people to come to your house and tell you about an ad that they saw. That's where we're at. It's the opposite. People don't program computers anymore. It's the opposite.

I agree. But I'm, so two days ago, I'm in a dinner, right? Yeah. So this guy that usually aggravates me because he's so out there in his conversation and he starts beating me into a conversation about democracy. And all of a, because he hates Trump and everybody that potentially could have ever voted for Trump. I've never discussed what I voted because I don't really care about any of this one where another. I would think

people who hate Trump would be grateful for democracy because without democracy Trump would just be running the entire thing. Like democracy is the best thing for guys like Trump. But that's the thing is he disagrees with what you would just say. Yeah, I'm sure. The democracy is great until people make the wrong decision. That's right. They're only got to step in to fix it. That's right.

Yeah. It's not a democracy. That's not a democracy. No. That's called the French Revolution, dude. So it's something else, but it's not democracy. So that's the kind of stuff. So what pisses me off is usually it's usually politics.

Because I get into it, I find it nuntentical, I can't solve it. And things to people around me are always a thing stupid shit. So I don't, I purposely don't, don't, I try not to get informed literally about politics. Now, me, and he fucking too, I've tried not to be informed. It's just so much healthier. It's like poison that you just keep drinking. Yeah.

One more question, too. Are you a tits man or an ass man? Everybody wants me to ask that. I ask everybody the same thing. Okay, so I would have thought in my life I was asked when I really liked it. It's always pointing right at me. There we go. One thing I see right away. It's right in front I really liked it. It's just it's always pointing right at me. There's one thing I see right away. It's it's right in front of you.

Sean practical. Yeah. Leo is a practical man. Well, I know. Why do you think why you like a thing that you can't ever see? What are you thinking? It's right in front of you. All right.

You got to put efforts. YouTuber law, YouTuber law on YouTube. Leo, I thank you so much for calling in, man. Have you ever been on Nick's show? No. Nick Rikita, I think you guys are gonna have a conversation. Yeah, I just think of you. No, we talked about it and it's all my fault.

We talked about it as a good guy, and I'm one of those people that I couldn't have had done. I do work and I've probably been about it. So I'm here with you. You're gonna be my fault. Well, maybe you will. He is a good guy. He is a good guy.

Yeah. All right, man, thank you very much for calling in. Good luck. Thanks, Leon. Thank you. much for calling in. Good luck. Thanks, Leor. Thank you. Good luck slaying the beast. Bye-bye. And whoever is... Oh, it's a stoke for his calling. Did you get what you wanted out of it? Yeah. Yeah. Good luck slaying the beast. Whoever is running things. These banks that I'm talking about. Good luck slaying that beast. Square. laying that beast. Square brackets of the unknown. All right, I'm going to play a song and then

we're going to talk to Ralph, the Ralph a male. Cool. Honest Ralph. This is. Honest Ralph. Honest Ralph. This is the Dick Masterson is blue-pilled song I'm playing right now by Sandy, by Sandy Griffin. I love this. I'm seeing on the chat that I'm blue There's Ralph right there about these bombs. I don't give a fuck about these bombs neither should you talking about it Means you are blue-pilled you stupid fucking sheep Talking about it at all is a nothing talking about these bomb is a way to Uhhhhhh is your fucking money and I guarantee you your money is being ripped away from you by the fucking bed and by the fucking banks you stupid cock suckers you tell me I'm blue pal fuck you your mother fuckers I'm black fucking Oh Creatures for IPA Oh no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You can't listen to your song yet I'm not talking it away from you You're a great comment thing on it

This is a weird Ron Paul ad Yeah, this is a weird Rand Paul ad This is fuck you, you stupid cocks I just fucked you Where are you? Alright, let me get her out I'm in a blue field It's literally nothing Oh All right All right, all right me You there hey how's it going man, hey, it's weird to hear your voice on my show

I know you've been on my show so many times done so much for us. Appreciate it. I love it every time. I called in last, I called in a couple days ago in 80s girls listening. She said, oh, you know, I really miss Ralph's laugh. It's been so long since I heard Ralph a male laughing. I really miss the laugh. Ralph has a little love it or hate it type thing with my laugh.

Yeah, they called the dolphin, the thing with my life. Yeah, they they called the doffin the doffin chuckle there Yeah, so To hear it. Yeah, we'll try to make your idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got to be organic I'm trying to make and have nothing is contrived on this show Because you hear it's I hear it coming. Yeah, by the way, I really like that intro song I think I'm gonna play it on the kill stream. So that's a good show. I'm always blown away by the artistic talent musicians around the show. Yeah. A lot of passionate listeners and artists around these shows. I'm looking forward to Knoxville with you, my friend. You got any predictions for the war ski? I know. I'm publicly on the record as as picking war ski. There's been

some question about whether with whether Tonka's actually going to show up, whether he's, you know, going to submit his blood test. I know we're going to be there in Knoxville regardless. But yeah, I want to see the fight though. So I'm hoping he does show up. One of his, I guess a mutual friend of ours said yesterday that he did have the stuff turned in or, you know, ready to go. So I guess we'll see. I want to, I want to, I want to see the fight for one. I'm walking out the cage with Worsky and I, oh, are you? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to be cage-side for it. So I want to see a fight here in the entourage. Yes. I'm in the entourage all these years of watching, you know, pros fighting and stuff. I mean, this is not, this is kind of what's beyond. It's an internet spark fight basically, but it's still, it'll still be cool to walk down to the cage.

So I'm more excited about these fights than any fights have been in my entire life. So it's got to be better than Lidel or T's. Yeah. Oh God. I mean, the stressing how little they know about fighting makes it more, makes it more interesting for me. Yeah. Right. Yeah. The record of zero and zero versus zero and so yeah, let me see that fight. It could be great. Or it could just be, you know, an epic fail. Either one, I mean, I'm down for either one. So it should be good. I'm, I'm excited

to meet you. A bunch of other people I know are going to the, you know, they're going to be a Knoxville for the weekend and stuff. So yeah, I'm excited all the way around. Yeah. It's the look in the guy's eyes when they get hit for the first time because there's going to be, you get so amped up, right? Like you're in the ring and amped up and then you go in just when, starting to win, meal like crazy, no matter what, no matter what you're training. Right out the window. Well, that's what they say.

You know, when you get in a stressful situation, you will fail to your level of training on your worst day. Yeah. Everybody has a plan until they get hit in the mouth. I think it was my size and it's called there. And you know, one thing I do, you know, I love Worsky. One thing I guess that I worry about is he's going to come in a little too hot and kind of, you know, blow out the stamina there in the first five minutes because it's kind of

about pacing yourself. You know, if he just comes out, goes nuts for the first minute or two. And they're doing MN8, too. He's a swarmer. Yeah, it's a man. He's a style of fighting. He's a swarmer. He's trying to overwhelm the person.

You mean, obviously, I'm not exactly a professional. I'm gonna be in the corner, but it's not like I'm an MMA expert being able to give a lot of excellent advice, but the one thing I am gonna try to tell them is just make sure to pace yourself. Face yourself. You can be screaming at the whole time. Three minutes is a long, people don't realize

how long three minutes is. Oh my God. What's the round time in MMA? Yes, three, three, three. I think rounds, I believe. And then they do five if it's a championship fight. Obviously, this is not a championship fight. But yeah, I think that was you that I was talking about that

with the other night on the kill stream, where, you know, a lot of people, you know, you watch these fights growing up and or whatever. And you're like, ah, that's not that bad. A couple of minutes per hour. It's no big deal. You know, what's going on? But actually go out there and do some sparring or something and you will see it's it's

a. Yeah, or put a stop watch in the next time you're having sex, start the clock and see how long it actually goes. Like because your estimate will be, oh, you know, average probably a little above average eight minutes clock, two minutes and 13 seconds and half. Fuck. Thought you're really laying it in when it, in reality, if it was Tom, yeah, you're like, yeah, now do it again.

Now do it two more times. Why we need metric time. Yeah, exactly. Um, where do I start with the Ralph Amale? You are. Now, where are these two guys fighting, though? I, oh, I don't know. Oh, do you guys need a reason to fight? Well, I'll fight you right now, Sean. Okay. I mean, it, well, that would be for the show. That would be a reason. They used to be buddies. The Kumite was a big thing. I guess around this time

last year, for a few months after, and Worsky, you know, Worsky had his Worsky live thing, which was huge as well. And he kind of helped promote the Comete. He was on the Comete almost every single day. I used to, you know, watch it. I was on there a few times myself. Yeah, me too. And then Tonka and failure were the co-hosts, the Comete, host and co-hosts. And they got a strike on YouTube.

That sounds familiar to me. But anyway, they got a strike and YouTube. That sounds familiar to me, but anyway, they got a strike and they moved to Worsky's channel and then Worsky ended up becoming an official co-host. I mean, basically, already was, because like I said, he was on there pretty much every day, but it moved to his channel. He was official co-hosts and then they had a falling out,

the Cumetay, like, went away for a little while, and then that's pretty much the genesis of the beef there I mean, there's a lot more I could go more into it, but I think that that would be The basic primer there. I just have a beef gotcha This personality former former friends or associates, right? Yes, former friends turned enemies. Yeah In Knoxville on January 19th only on pay-per-view. Is it on pay-per-view? Yeah, they are doing a pay-per-view. No, I don't know. They're charging $30 for the pay-per-view. Well, that's it. That was vicious.

That was a little, that was a little stink. Now, it is a full fight card, so they have other fighters who, but, you know, I, but I said that, I would charge about maybe $10. Yeah, $10. What are the two else's on their card? Do they have a chick fight on their card? They do, actually, that's the main event is the chick fight. Maybe 30 is not enough.

And the undercard for a chick fight. Lawn's not too bad either. One of the, one of the female fighters in the man event. So yeah, that's the main event. There's a bunch of other, you know, I mean fighters, nobody's ever heard of, but they are technically professional fighters doing regional stuff. I don't even know where to start with Ralph. The first time I ever went on the Ralph or Tord, somebody posted it and read it and everybody

said, I can't believe you would associate this after he murdered a girl behind an Arby's. And I was thought, Oh, shit. Wow. I murdered a woman behind an Arby's. Like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm doing. What are you doing near an Arby's? That's the, well, they have, they have the, they have the meats. So I mean, that would be one reason to go. But yeah, they too, they're overpriced though.

Honestly, our business overpriced. If you can spend that much, you might as well go to a restaurant or something. That's that was always my view. But yeah, that's the old the old Raffer Torre. Did she disagree? Somebody started. Yes, yes.

She she fall that. I think she's trying to flag down my YouTube channel. She killed his horsey sauce. Mm hmm. You wouldn't like me when I'm upset. In his car and his car. And his car. And then, and then, and then after that, it was, people were saying, I found out that was a joke.

And then people were talking about prison. And I thought, well, surely that's a joke. Not a joke. That was actually not a joke. Yeah. Yeah, I did. Well, me, it wasn't prison. It was county jail, but yeah, I did, I did,

I did, I did, I do my little eight month bid there. I've always wanted to know more about that, but I never want to ask on your show because it's I'm sure you've gone over it so many times. A little bit. I would say the overwhelming thing is it's really boring in there. They did have the one TV out in the pod, and I had my little Chinese radio that probably cost about 50 cents that they sell for $25 on the commentary there.

Nice. I don't know, I guess the biggest thing about being in jails, just, I mean, you're still alive, you're still part of the human race, I guess, but I like it, it's a kind of being out in space. So everybody is doing their thing, still continuing their lives. Yeah, but your stops.

Yeah, you're stuck in there and it's kind of like another, it's kind of like another world. How long are you in there? Eight months. I was in the eight months. Yeah, eight months. Eight months consecutively, like no, if they don't let you out for the weekend or anything like that.

No, consecutively. I try to negotiate with my lawyer, do weekends or something, but they weren't having it. It's a fuckload of time. Was there, could you say what you were in for? Yeah, I can, I mean, it was in the Washington Post, so it's not really that big of a secret, but.

Well, yeah, but it's a secret to me. Yeah, we try not to be the nice. Yeah, no, yeah, no, I understand. No, I was drunk on a hotel couch in Loudon County, Virginia. And I had had a little obviously too much. I had imbibed a little to to vociferously. And they came to wait me up. I guess the hotel lobby, the manager, whatever, call the police. This is what happened. Coach, by the way, I was telling a story earlier in the show that I wasn't going to sit. This is the same fucking thing that happened to him. Yeah, go ahead. Right.

So they call the police and the police were trying to wake me up. You know, they weren't going to arrest me or whatever at first. And I don't even remember any of this, by the way, because I was completely backed out. And so they kept trying to wake me up. And finally, I guess I thought I was being attacked or something. Yeah. And I kind of got into a little scuffle with the police. I mean, nobody got hurt. The cop didn't get hurt, but I took a swing at one of them. And they arrested me and they charged me with a felony assault on law enforcement, which is a big deal.

That seems exciting. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Did the cops show up and say, you know, that's no big deal. I feared for my life Well, I'm gonna come so there like five. Oh, yeah, yeah, there were like three or four I think there were two of first but you know how it goes once something happens then all of a sudden there's you know They all get raging hard on Their hard on is like a defining rod that leads them to like a non-seem

That's why they have they have to switch steering wheels because they get so erect. They can't steer with the normal sized wheel of a crime's about somebody's getting arrested. So they charged me with felony assault. And then when I was on the cop car, like handcuffed, they said I kicked backwards at one of them so they put another felony.

Oh, so, they're so awkward. But like keep in mind this was kicked at them, didn't actually make contact. Oh, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, and this obviously, which was accurate. Oh my God. That's insane. Too bad. Fellin' he account for waking up a drunk guy, sleeping in a couch. That's insane. The cops should have a felony for that. Don't fucking wake me up while some napping.

So I went hard to lawyer and he's like, yeah, okay, this is not a big deal. We'll get this knocked down to Mr. Manor, Assault, or something, you know. Yeah, come on. He went to negotiate and they weren't, they just weren't having it loud in County. That's not the place to go to fuck around. I would, I would suggest that to people. Real small, is it small? Well, it's the, it's actually

the richest county in the United States. And it's like a suburb of Washington, DC, a lot of, you know, government workers and so they said, we will cut you a deal. You have to plead to one of the felony assault charges. We'll drop the other one and everything else. You just have to plead to that. Now in the state of Virginia, it's six months minimum for that charge, but five years max. So if I had taken it to trial, I would be, first off, they wouldn't drop the other count. And I'd still have the obstruction. It was just, I pretty much had to take the deal, but it was guaranteed at least six months in jail.

If you take that deal, so oh my god, what a bunch of assholes. That's insane. Yeah, it was pretty tough. I mean, look, I did it to myself. I put myself in that spot, but I've talked to a lot of people about it. And every time I tell the story, they just say, wow, what the hell, especially people from, you know, Europe or Canada or other countries, they're just, they're saying, well, how has this even happened? How are you going to yield in a long, or something like that? Doesn't make any sense. Cops in LA deal with route. It like, like, violent drunks every day.

We have an entire population of people that are drunken, passed out in the street. But it takes a certain out in the street. Oh, yeah. It's just like swinging and I mean, it's just like, and even here in Richmond, I feel like the cops probably would have just basically kicked my ass through me and jail for a night. And then that would have been,

that would have been the end of it. Yeah, you would have ridden to jail in an ambulance instead of a cop car. Exactly. You would have got your head cracked, which I much would have preferred, by the way, then eight months of my life wasted. But, ah, you know, it worked out for me.

I got a plea deal. It's like Martha Stewart. And you just had to take the plea deal. No, no choice. Yeah, you, well, I mean, we are lucky to have been potentially five years. Holy shit. Exactly. Now, I probably went to got the full five years.

No, but it could have been, what if it was, what if it was two? Yeah, most likely would have been multiple years, you know, two years or something like that. Were you dating your current girlfriend when you went to jail? Uh, yes. So I had just got engaged to her, uh, couple months prior. She wasn't thrilled. Obviously, it was the entire situation.

Yeah. We ended up getting married for mom. In prison, before I went, before I went. So that April, we got married and I had to report to, report to jail. So she tells her family, she got married and her husband's got to go to, yeah, go to jail. Is there any, is there any, is there any tension? The way you want to introduce the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news. Well, what I mean, you can never fuck up that bad again.

Yeah. It's, it's a good way. Right. Now, is there any tension between your wife and your prison wife? Did you get, did you get, did you get these who of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get

a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money?

Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money?

Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? Did you get a lot of money? in jail. No, but I do remember the conversation in these places, it's really wild. But apparently there's only two states where you can get that done. I think I want to say it's Florida and New York. I know New York is one of the states with consular visits. And I remember there was this case for this guy. I had, I think he had federal charges and New York state charges and he cut the deal with New York state just to make sure he got house there because he wanted to, you know, get some ass. Oh, no, no, no. It's a non-prison ass.

Well, yeah, right. Yeah. Uh, what is the beating off situation like in jail? Um, so where I was at, I was, I mean, I guess, well, I don't know, it might be a stretch to call it lucky, but, uh, in Loudon County, due to the nature of my charge, I was put in the max pods, which means it's supposed to be for the, you know, more violent offenders with this kind of thing. That's so insane.

That's so insane. Yeah. So instead of wearing the orange and white stripes, like the general population there, we got the red and white stripes, which they call the cat and the hat suit there. But the one with a muzzle, you know, they were shipping it down like Hannibal Lecter. But the best privilege of this was, quote unquote, was that I got my own cell. So all max, got their own cell. So I didn't have to share a cell with anybody the whole time I was there, which was great. So, oh, wow, which was great. So that's interesting.

I'm actually glad they did that, honestly. Yeah, who the fuck, who the fuck would want to roommate in prison? Well, and then in jail, you know, somebody's taking a shit over there and you're in the same room and it's so much better. Yeah, it was way better. Yeah. So your show's fantastic. I love your show.

I love telling it. I listen to it. It's like the only, when I was a kid growing up, I'd listen to talk radio, stern, and then have arguments with myself while the show is on. Sure. Yours is the, Ralph's yours is the only show

that I still do that too. I'll listen and listen to whoever you've got on, whatever Ethno State they're talking about, that particular episode, half full blown arguments. What's been your, I don't know, I think most people who listen to the show are familiar with the kill stream.

Certainly because I've been taking credit for getting it destroyed. Yeah, you've been, well, oh my God, yeah, I was going to talk about that. So Zadan, he's one of the co-hosts there on the show. He was, I guess he had to do a business trip or something, not related to the show. And Dick very kindly agreed to fill in. I think it was drunk and fucked. I was drunk watching the World Series when this happened.

I was like, yeah, sure, I'll be there every day. It was it was four five days in a row too. Yeah. Which the last day I want to say it was that Tuesday and then that Friday, we were deleted off YouTube all together. All my channels gone. The show, the show canceled off YouTube. So yeah, you were you were on some of the last YouTube versions there of the kill stream.

Yeah. What's been your favorite part? I guess like I got favorite part to show the Monday and Matt. Monday Matt was revealed to be a huge flagger destroyed his life on the show. Well, yeah, the Monday Matt thing. I mean, that has to be even though in terms of, you know, most viewed most, I mean, that has to be, even though in terms of, you know, most viewed, most, I mean, it is the most seen now that the Tom Law that it wasn't. Yeah. But there, you know, I think Mr. Medicare made a video on it almost has a million views. It's mostly kill stream, you know, clips with his commentary. Of course, he was a big part of it too. Yeah.

And there are archives of it that have hundreds of thousands of views. Probably the Monday, Matt thing and the heel stream, of course, which also eventually played a hand in the in the deletion as well. That's too much fun. Yeah. Now he's over stream.me slash the Ralph or toward. Right. That is correct. Streamy's been been very con to us. And you know, we're still doing we're still doing

pretty good over there on streamy. So and and one thing that I've noticed since we got deleted off YouTube is the podcast downloads have went way up. Now, I was really doing. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah, so a lot of people are listening on podcasts now. So I already had a set up before, but yeah, I noticed that that more people are keeping up that way now. Yeah. Um, let me see here. Do you want to go over? before, but yeah, I noticed that that more people are keeping up that way now.

Yeah. Let me see here. Do you want to go over, I get, you know I got this a virgin contest running? Do you have, have you heard about that? Oh, yeah, I did. I'm, I'm familiar with it a little bit, yeah. So a race to the whole, I've got,

I'm up to 22 virgins now. Oh, great. Who need to lose their card? I was gonna go over some of their submissions. You're not quite at Muhammad's status, but how many did he have? Oh, 72. Maybe I should have set that as the limit. I'm pretty sure we got, I think we got 72 virgins in the audience. Yeah, I think so. Probably contest. Yeah. So I've got, I'm up to 22 now and 80s girl made this chart.

She's a teacher, you know. Look at that. I can't see it. I expected nothing less. You can't see it on the video Ralph, but it's like when you're in grade school and you get a spelling test and they put all the names on the left side and then like they put all the tests on the top and then give everybody stickers. Yeah.

Oh yeah, with a little, Yeah, as they go through it. Oh yeah, with a little, yeah, I know it's time. Yeah, I got one of those. And we have as the first contest, tell a woman you're in a virgin contest and get her advice. So we'll be going through some of the answers to then next week.

But I wanted to go through some of the applications. Okay. Cause I'm noticing a theme here. Let me try to, let me see if I can load them up. I also want to know what makes you rage too, buddy. It's, you have a hard job of keeping track of more goss than I think, or more drama than a man should be able to keep track of. I have, I have one, I mean, there are quite a few things that make me rage actually, but I have one. I mean, I just say it now or should we wait? Let me get through these, let me get through these words and things first.

And then we'll get to that. I want to give you something nice to go out on. And see if you kind of advice for right? Even if it's don't go to the Poke. Even just that don't go to the Poke. That'd probably be at the top of my list of devices. Yeah, it's not something it's some some some things you don't need to experience to know whether you want to do it or not or

that was a good I you know I mean I guess all things being equal you'd say I'd prefer not to go to jail. You know, I mean, just, that's one thing you kinda know. I don't really wanna be hit by a car, you know. Yeah, most people already know about the, the pre, you know, the word of mouth about jails

is not the best. Yeah, it's got, it needs a better PR person probably. Yeah, it's publicity, it needs some work, yeah. Am I weird in thinking that we could do a lot to improve jail? If you call prison or jail, something, am I going to get people in? You're not wrong. Everybody's so upset about all these different things, but nobody seems to be worried about how shitty prison is. Yeah. And then where I was at, you know, you think,

you know, you're in jail, there'll be all these programs and, you know, maybe to help the prisoners or whatever. Maybe a library. Maybe Andy Dufrein. Yeah. They did have a book cart that would come once a week. So, and it was pretty decent. Now I had a lot of history books and stuff that I was getting off there. But in terms of programs, it was just nothing going on.

They would have, they had AA, but even that was the body and hardly ever met. It was like irregular. Well, it was whoever had the toilet wine, you know, with polymedic, right? That's the shit. No committee this week. Calcaholic synonymous. They're literally alcoholics and being anonymous about it. Just show up in the dark.

We'll put the photo in the closet. I was just stunned by the lack of, you know, any type of life-bettering programs and stuff in there. They did have the books, but they did have church on Sundays. You could go to church, but prison inside prison. Right. Yeah, yeah. I didn't actually go. It just seems like something we should dedicate more of our thought to and prove, because any of, you know, any man could end up in prison. Any of us could get drunk on a couch and black out, right? You could find yourself, you could wake up in prison the next day.

You could wake up in jail. So why don't we? I mean, a lot of us have been, I mean, I'm speaking for myself as well, but, you know, I was kind of struck one of the things that I get a lot because you know most people watch the show know I've been to jail make jokes about talk about it all the time. A lot of people reach out to me and they'll say yeah, you know, this happened back in the day or maybe it's even more recently and I kind of talked to me about about their experiences as well. I guess they identify with me on that level. So yeah, I've been struck by that.

What's the one thing you would have wanted when you were in there? That you didn't have. Of course, one internet. I can see the problem with it. Yeah, it's got to be some kind of test. Are you gonna fuck around? I mean, something that they would reasonably maybe give. I mean, obviously, you know, your family and my wife or something like that. That'd be cool too. But although, maybe not my wife, I don't think that that might not be a good idea to have her there with me and Jill.

But yeah, internet, that was the one thing. It was, woof. Because I see, I like, I want, it's part of me wants to go, like part of me wants to want to go to prison. Yeah, it's just like, you know, like a vacation, like an eight month vacation, but the reality of it, it's just,

it does sound like boring and tedious. And you gotta listen to what TV everybody else is watching. Another guy's shitting three feet away from you. Yeah, it's really boring. I will say it wasn't experience. And there was, there was some good things. Now one thing, yeah, there is no internet. There is no, you know, your cutoff from society

and that, it's, it's kind of a mental fuckery, you know what I mean? Like it can really fuck with you on a mental level. My mother had some health problems and stuff while I was in jail and you're just always thinking about stuff like that to talk to anybody who's 10 cents a minute on that fucking phone. And, you know, I spent, God knows how much money on calls and stuff while I was there.

But you also, I mean, a lot of the pressures of life, I mean, you still have some of them to discuss, you know, like my mom being sick. But the little stuff every day, it's not, you know, you're kind of separated from that. So it is, I guess that is a little bit of a vacation, so to speak. The great version, here's the intro, Vlad the impaler. They asked everybody what celebrity they looked like and how far they've gotten at bad batter's box at the service base, second base, third base. It's a pretty even spread here. But batter's box is one of the, yeah, because you know how today there's so much texting and like online dating shit before you even sit down to talk to a woman

you've got to go through this extended practice swings area yeah just sit there taking cuts with no chance of getting on base because you're a fucking screen well but that's that's the on deck circle you're talking about i'm sorry on decks i fucked it up again i fucked it up on the old show too uh... the on deck, on deck circle at plate, first base, second base, third base. Obviously nobody. The on-line dating and tender and all that stuff has made things worse, maybe for people

who have trouble with women, or do you think it's made it easier? Like maybe it's given them a better chance, whereas in person, they might have been too shot to come up and ask a girl to whatever star some conversation with them. Whereas with the online stuff, they get at least hot behind their screen for a little while longer and maybe say some things get some courage that they wouldn't have had without that. Man, you're making a good point, but I think it's negative just because how long it takes to get through every phase of it.

And it's just like, most of it is just online shopping. Like you're sitting there reading profiles and trying to craft all this perfect, the perfect magic word that's going to get a girl interested in you. And they, on the other hand, they've got a hundreds of messages to sort through with no ability. Like they're already online dating, so you know they're not good at picking guys. And they've got to use this same thought process to weed out all the guys who are going to use them

for free dinners, for example. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Even the absolute dog ugliest woman on these services has untold hundreds of messages from dudes. Yeah. And it's obviously not the same way for the guys. Like I've showed up way back in the day, I'd showed up to an online date and you just know instant like, oh, okay, this is nothing. Yeah, this is going nowhere. And how much time have you already dumped into it

at that point? It's like a trick. Because you're talking to somebody and you have this compulsive need to see what they look like in real life that just drives you to keep messaging, keep messaging, wasting your time and then eventually get there and it's a big old dud.

It's really sad, I poked around on them too back in the day. A lot of them are money making endeavors too. You send us $30 and you can send a message and this and that and you've spent all your time. Yeah, I don't know. It is kind of a Tom's, ain't ya? I also don't think girls can tell if they're into a guy based on interests and a picture. I think they need a little bit more.

So they get very picky when they're online. I think guys can get a lot more out of a picture than women can. Oh, yeah. I think that's scientifically proven, right? I mean, probably so. Probably. Yeah. Building a much more visual, which is the whole porn industry. I think what it drops so well.

Yeah. How far have I gotten? First base on deck circle, at bat, first base, first base, second base, on deck, on deck. Oh, third, we got a couple of third bases in here. Yeah. Here's the reasons that they give. I ask why you think you haven't gotten laid. I hate talking to people and I prefer to be alone. Unfortunately, I can't fuck myself.

Well, you can. You can. I keep to myself and don't interact with people. I was raised in a strict and religious home and I get very anxious around women. I went on a date when I was 19, let's see here buddy, yeah. And I almost passed out from a girl holding my hand.

Oh wow, we're gonna help you. Crippling anxiety and self-loathing, too busy, don't care, and overwhelmingly afraid of getting an STD. Okay. Well, that's not a good reason. Now, what about this, I've talked, we've talked about this on our show before too. What about the argument that if you've reached a certain age and whatever crippling anxiety or whatever

reason you have and you still haven't gotten laid, I know, I guess I could ask, I could ask you guys, wouldn't you just go and get a prostitute? You know, I've heard that question before. If I guess, maybe if it bothered you enough, and you're just like, I just have to have this experience, this is fucking ridiculous, then it probably would. It's a lot of work to get a prostitute. That's true.

And the women who are prostitutes are among the, they are the most difficult to deal with. Like hot chicks in general are pain in the ass and flakes because they get, you know, passes, they get passes for doing it and guys heap attention on them. Prostitutes are even worse by an order of magnitude, trying to, like, going through all the steps and the verifications, the guys who do it call it a hobby because it takes up most of their fucking time. Really? Yeah, it sucks you in.

Once you get, it sucks you in, once you get across the learning curve of learning how to access prostitutes, and then once you're in a prostitute for dummies book or there needs to be. Yeah. Because there is a learning curve like as nervous about as nervous as these guys are about approaching women who are not on the clock. They would be equally so with prostitutes. I think it's probably very, very straightforward, very intimidating. Yeah, I can see that about getting arrested and stuff stuff too, but depending on where you're at, scared to talk to, resting bitch face makes me unapproachable. Oh, no, buddy.

Guys don't have that. Wait, he, oh, he's saying he has resting bitch face. He has resting bitch face. Makes me unapproachable. Okay, this, this couple of things stood out to me in this. Okay. All right. In that one, or in this whole thing. I've read some of these responses before.

Women will never, never, never come up to talk to you. Never, and I didn't know that you could, I didn't know that all of the guys didn't know this. It's happened to me. Well, for New York, please. No, it's a beautiful, you carry around, you play an acoustic guitar. What do you mean it's happened to me?

No, it's, once or twice where I've been approached just out of the blue, what happened? Um, I was at a piquito moss. Yeah. And how drunk was she? I don't think she was drunk. What did she say? Daylight out. And uh, no, no, no, she just, she kept looking at me and smiling. Yeah. And like like really, you know, and then she came over and she said, I think you're really handsome. Oh, yeah. And what else do you think about me? What did you say?

A little conversation and, you know, I had a girlfriend and I, you know, but, yeah, it was, it was, it looked like she was good looking. She was younger than, quite a bit younger than me. Yeah. A woman approached me. I was probably like early 30s. A woman approached me a couple of weeks ago in a bar from behind. I was with 80s girl and she said, excuse me, are you ladies done?

Yeah. That's about the best I got. Ralph and a girl ever approached you. Maybe for some small talk or something like that, where it seemed like they were interested, but in my experience, that just doesn't really happen. Especially if you're waiting on that to happen, you've felt yourself from jump street

because that's just, you know, it's kind of girls, women are, they're brought up that a guy is supposed to initiate the action. And, you know, it's kind of girls, women are, they're brought up that a guy is supposed to initiate the action and, you know, I thought everybody knew that too. I mean, that's, yeah, but then I read, Monkey Jones was talking on info wars and he said that Elliott Roger would go like sit in a coffee shop and a bookstore for five hours at a time and wait for women to approach him. Oh, yeah.

That's how he thought it worked. So maybe this is a common belief. I don't know. Crippling social anxiety, because I haven't put any effort, overly self-conscious, and have a hard time opening a conversation of course, Spurg who plays too many video games.

And then there's Peppie Lapue says, a mixture of not trying early on and not knowing what to do. Here's what else I noticed. I asked all these guys, what's your go-to line with a woman? What's your line? What do you say?

What's something you say that when you open up a conversation, don't have one. Hey, how's it going? I'm me. I saw you from across the room and wanted to say, hi, hey, how's it going? Hey, how's it going? Don't talk to women.

I ask for her opinion on something relevant. Never political. Hey, you hey your hot don't approach women Hey, you're hey, you're cute. I have none never tried. I got something Got a light I've never used a line. I just improvised something on this by unbearable silence. Hi, how are you can I say that? not one had a goofy

Stupid disarming line, which is what worried me most when looking at this. Not one. Girls like humor. They like to see you stupid, you miss way in it. They really do. Get them to laugh. Yeah. So for the next challenge, I think we're just going to do lines.

Okay. We're going to do every, we're not looking for anything, just using the line and getting rejected. Right? We're gonna get 10 lines, the 10 dumbest lines, and you're gonna go through the week and use all 10 of them. I can just sense a bunch of stomachs tightening up right now.

They're like, oh my god, I have to do this. Yeah. If I'm in the cunt, oh god. Yeah, because look, she either likes you or she doesn't. If you use the line and she laughs, she likes you. Women don't get like, they're not funny. They're not laughing because the line is funny. It's just an opportunity for them to either laugh or say, fuck off. Don't waste your time with me, because I'm not gonna bone you, right? So that's what we're gonna do. Yeah, a lot of it. I mean, it's about the fear of rejection.

I mean, I know when I was younger, I used to have that like really bad like, oh god, they can, they might reject me and I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be so sick. And you just have to, you just have to get over that. I mean, so what? I mean, you'll never see the person again anyway, so just go out there and play the game, see what happens.

Then we're going to watch back to the future. So everybody could learn that rejection is something you need to go through. And somebody wrote in saying they should go out and find this. Let me find this email. This was a good one. It was a good advice. It was a guy who said what helped him get over his fear of rejection was constantly asking for shit that he knew he couldn't get.

Like asking cashiers for a discount, asking for like extra of stuff, asking if they could throw stuff in. Like just, it's interesting from a consumer. And maybe it would help. So aside from my stupid game, if you wanna work on that, that's a good one. Yeah, I guess to the long thing, one of, I mean, jokes are good,

obviously getting them to laugh, but I mean, a good compliment too. Like, oh, that's a nice, it's a nice dress you have on and then maybe try to pivot to a laugh or, you know, some self-deprecation or what have you. Yeah. A good compliment is always a nice, a nice way to at least, you know,

get the conversation started. Yeah. All right. Ralph, what makes you rage, buddy? I thought about this a little bit. As I said, there are many things. But the one thing, and it's very simple that really makes me rage is auto playing videos on websites. It fucking drives me insane.

That, and it's so common now, I remember I used to just be a couple. Now, almost every website you go to has its own video section and it just starts auto playing a video. Yeah. Well, this fuck in my goddamn headphones and it just fucking makes me crazy.

And even if it's a video I want to see, I won't watch it. Just on principle, I will not watch a video I want to see, I will watch it. Just on principle, I will not watch the fucking video because you tried to make me watch it. Yeah, it's usually just reading exactly what is on the page or the news that's paired with it. And the worst it, I'll see it loading and I'll start scrolling away to escape it. But it's like then it changes and goes down in the bottom. It shifts, so you can't escape it, and it still keeps playing.

Like how they've mastered that technology to keep a video playing when you don't want it to, and yet nothing else works, I will never know. Well, you see what's important. What's important is cramming. Yeah. And Port-Hop doesn't do it. The porn sites don't do it.

That is, it adds insult to injury. It's just the things that I don't want. Like I would be more embarrassed that people knew I was watching yet another video about Trump's wall than if I was watching full on pornography at a coffee shop. Like a bunch of moaning coming out of my computer? No problem, but President Trump, he's like,

ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Mewd. It just kills me and they do it so they can rack up their view. It's of course they put ads in some of these videos too. Yeah, but so they can pitch to advertisers. We have this so and so watch Tom and stuff. But yeah, it just really pisses me off. And it just gets more and more ubiquitous

as Tom goes along auto playing videos. And then an honorable mention for when people come into the stream muted on my show. Yeah, that's always W1. Now we learned to control the rage usually on that, but yeah, that is an honorable mention there. If you just talk about technical difficulties of your show, that'll be the whole show. Yeah, exactly.

I wanted to pick something, you know, massage that, but yeah, that every time something fucks up right before we go on, I got to go take like a break and guys, like, I'm just going to talk about the about YouTube, the bad stream thing again, and nobody wants to hear about that. I don't know, man, what's been like, what's been some of your favorite parts about doing the show? That's really honestly, I just want to know how you keep things running over there. It's a great fucking show. Well, I mean, I like making money, so that's pretty good for you. Good for you.

But the best part, well, you know, some of the best parts, obviously the audience, the interaction, met a lot of cool people, and that kind of goes into the people that have come on the show, you included, especially you. Just getting to talk to a lot of cool people, have fun online and get paid for it. It's pretty cool. I know it's talking about this on show the other day. I think about that all the time. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah. And it's not just about, you know, obviously, it's not said I enjoy,

I enjoy money. But the fact that people enjoy the content that you're making enough to support you in that way and to show appreciation, you know, I don't want to get too gay with it, but it is kind of a kind of heartwarming. So yeah, and then I get a lot of messages from people, wow, a lot of these over the holidays too, maybe their family member was sick and they said, I was listening to the kill stream, I was in the hospital, lobby, and you helped me get through a tough time in my life,

and I really appreciate this, and thank you for what you do. And usually I just think about show, yeah, I put work into it and try to make it good, but yeah, I just think, oh, it's, you know, it's a silly internet show, we're just talking shit, talking to people. But I get a lot of messages like that.

Like, wow, Ralph, you really helped me through this period in my life, or my kid was, I got one where they said their kid was sick, and you know, I didn't have much time to get out and go anywhere and do a lot of stuff and you guys were kind of keeping me Connected to the to the world and so I don't know. It's just it's a lot of cool message I know I know for a fact you guys have probably got a ton of stuff like that too, so yeah, it's

it is It's it's weird. It's a weird experience that people don't have. Like I read that email I got on Christmas morning at 7.30 and AM about that guy who's gonna kill himself. Well, okay, hold up everybody. I got a life. I'm gonna send me send this guy my number. She's like just in case.

But yeah, the positivity is really phenomenal. And I think my life would be way emptier without it. Well, knowing, yeah, because there is this huge camaraderie around the show and your show for sure. I recognize these guys and I look forward, like it's like 80s girls said, like she missed the sound of your laugh of Ralph's horrible hyena laugh that earpiece,

earpiece, I don't think I've heard it. Or I didn't notice it. No, we haven't been following. I don't think I've heard it or I didn't notice it. No, we haven't been following. I have a couple of times. I know I know. I know I know. I know I know I have the lower key one there, but when I really get rolled up and excited, it's a different, it's a different type of love.

What's the future between you and Sargon? I know you guys have a huge, a huge, a huge piece. I have a huge piece. Well, you know, we talked about this a little and you're trying to blame me for him getting getting taken off Patreon, which I thought was hilarious. I told him. I told him to stop. You're just you're not that guy. Don't just think about what you're doing. Think about what you're doing. Think about going down this road. How many prediction? How many things have I called? It's I mean, I think all of them are you the guy who's literally telling them the future like it doesn't hurt me I'm just telling you what's gonna happen. Yeah, well even while we were engaged in the back and forth with him And of course I had nothing I'll say that again for the record had nothing to do with his patreon getting taken down

Yeah, of course, we reported him with a paceman had put out a giant paceman on me too He was doing that just a fuck with everybody just to kind of see people spurg out. Maybe it was you on both. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. I remember saying, you know, on my show a few times, like, why is he even doing this? Why is he, why is he going back and forth with us in the first place? He's, you know, he's fucking with Medicare. Like what are you doing? Yeah. Insanity. That's even more insane. You know, he's he's doing his political commentaries. He's trying to do some inner life activism and stuff, which we, you know, we've made fun of

some of that too. But you know, I can, I can have some respect for it too. On the other hand, sure. Why are you even going back and forth engaging in this, you know, internet, uh, that made no sense. Yes, it made no sense from the get go. We're doing Carl, but oh, well, you can't help himself sometimes, but I haven't really, um, uh, had many interactions with him over the last month. Maybe he's, maybe he's learning, uh, I don't know. We'll see.

We'll see what happens. Yeah. These things, uh, have a way of knocking the wind out of your sales. Yeah, and I didn't want him to lose, we did laugh at him on the show when he lost his Patreon. I'm not gonna lie about that. We did.

Yeah. But I didn't want to, you know, on principle, I didn't want him to lose his Patreon. I think that was bullshit. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. And yeah, I hope to see see I know Dicks working on something. And I would like to see a stable alternative come up to kind of challenge Patreon. You know, it might

not challenge them in terms of proceeds or whatever, especially right away, but just to have another option, Patreon's kind of got that market unlock. Well, that's scary thing. Yeah, that's the scary thing. It's pretty much a monopoly in that space. So I would like to see something come up and an offer and alternative there. Yeah. All right, buddy. I'll see you in Knoxville. We'll do some streaming for then. Thank you for coming in. Where can working people see, working people go the game, it won't get deep hot. Stream that me slash the kill stream. And then we, of course,

most places you find podcasts and stuff, you can find us with Google, Google podcast, iTunes, and network. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Oh, and we do have the podcast site, you can go there directly to media.zincast.fm slash kill stream.

Oh, because yeah, I could have the custom, yeah, I could have had the custom URL, but I was being a cheap skate. So it's just the, but they're all, they're all the kill streams from August 10th forward, which was the day after the Monday mat, self emulation. I think that that fuck got me banned from Instagram too. I would have talked to you about that. Because Monday and Matt went to Instagram and his first, or his first, he announced that he was quitting Twitter and then he went to Instagram and I said, all right, Tommy Pesos

tweeted it. So I said, I'll go check that out. His Instagram post was him saying, people say my videos look like shit, but I fixed the lighting. What do you think? And I said, the problem isn't the lighting, it's the fat piece of shit that you're filming, right?

Yeah. I mean, what else were you going to say? Fucking serve it up, you stupid asshole. Like, what am I supposed to say? I'm supposed to say something see something say something if I see a fat idiot making a fool of himself of course I'm going to say isn't that what they always mean it's a public service I don't even see that interaction I'm on the Instagram but I don't use it that much actually one of the things I do on Instagram

is kind of look at your stuff you know I have a few people I follow and kind of check in. I followed my Instagram or old friends from when I grew up. All of my Instagrams were big, titty cosplay girls that I can't, that I follow satirically on the show account that I cannot follow on my account because my mom already has me on it, right? So I got all the big, titty cosplay girls. Now the accounts gone. We're the, my supposed to hand paste those URLs in every morning to see what they're up to? What am I supposed to do here?

It's a lot of work for satire, Dicks. A lot of work. Dedicated to the job, but yeah, I didn't see the interaction between you and Monday Matt until the day, I think after you got kicked off, and Domé Pesos came on our show and he had all the screenshots and I said, yeah, you know what? I bet you Matt did do that. I bet he did too. Cause I was, I saw this. Matt deleted his Instagram account since you got kicked off.

So I did see that Matt deleted his Instagram account. And the last screenshots I saw were another guy asking him when he was going to come back to second life. Like this, it's this weird view, our thing where you have like pixily furry guys standing next to each other. Nice way to go out. Yeah. So apparently one of his like second life furry buddies found him on Instagram and asked him when he was gonna come back to play furs with them I don't know what they're put to fucking play night crawler on second life. I mean, I don't know We got there's a lot of degenerates that listen to show. I don't care, but it's fucking funny when it happens to it is funny Yeah, so I guess he's gone

Yeah, rest in peace man. Anyway, yeah, thank you so much for having me on I'm looking forward to seeing you in Knoxville Yeah, rest in peace. Anyway, yeah, thank you so much for having me on. I'm looking forward to seeing you in Knoxville next week. And thank you for coming out for that too, man. And yeah, thank you guys for having me on. Kill stream, Ralph, Ralph a male. Oh, yeah, stream.me slash the Ralfa Tour. Stream.me slash the Ralfa Tour.

Peace out, my man. All right, I'm gonna play this song first. This is a apostrophe, apostat cocoa puffs come to life. Comes to life. Post-refeat cocoa puffs. Comes to life by baby Jesus. You remember baby Jesus? I do. It's so bad, I just can't. Here's who these guys say they look like. Here's a virgin contact.

Paul Walker, kind of. Yeah, okay. Kit Harrington. Okay. Warren Christie. You know who that is? No. No.

Warren, John Belushi. He kind of looks like me. He's that. That's Sam Malone. Looks like Warren, John Belushi. Tom Cruise. We got a Tom Cruise in here, alright. IDFUCKER.

Frazier from Cheers, but not as fat. Well, he wasn't fat at the beginning of Cheers. Yeah, not fat, Frazier. I guess he... Yeah, I mean, the fat guy was George Wins on that show. They'd thrust like a beard in the room It wasn't big or shot But could it be a skilly else in my pants? Jesus I don't know, but my grandma used to say I looked like Brad Pitt

So he couldn't just say Brad Pitt, he had a big Give a whole preamble, that was real chambered Can't believe your family I mean No idea This is from ravishing Rick Ruud. It says, no idea. Is there someone with a potato face, a chin strap, beard, and glasses?

Is there someone with a potato face? Yes, Seth Rogan. That looks like Seth Rogan. I'm not kidding me. OK. The great magnets sent up to the world of a big with the light that's no less Cheerios, good news

Just less of a cut I see myself I'm again, my fingers will be I'm in a man I see to the world of the living The light shining into my eyes Run into the world for a second This is a song about a Muppet. Yeah?

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. All right, thank you, baby Jesus. So that's the, that's the Virgin Contest, Frankie Munoz, Trevor Moore.

Trevor Moore. Pepe Lapu says Trevor Moore, long down Jessica Venom said in college, people said, I looked like Michael Sarah. Okay. But as Trevor Moore is from the whitest kids you know. He looks like a very white guy that you might know. Like Michael Sarah? No.

Less Michael Sarah E. And more white. Like hair. Yeah. Like a white guy. Trust me. He looks, I bring him up. You're going to say, damn, that's a white looking guy.

That's a white guy. Here, let me see. I bring him up you're gonna say damn that's a weight looking guy here let me see I'm here well There Okay, yeah, there you go all right Let me see Did you bro you there? Yeah, what's up now what's up now you heard the Challenge that was issued to you by crippled Jesus.

Is that right? I haven't actually heard the episode. I just found out via Twitter. Okay, well let me let me let him issue the challenge directly so that I can get a response. I don't want to mince his words. Okay, crippled Jesus are you there? Okay, now did you browse on the line i did you want to issue the challenge to him directly because he's only heard about it he hasn't actually heard it

yeah well uh... i wanted to do it man the man safe internet uh... no cheating possibly at a live show if that could schedule it now what is the challenge what are you what is the challenge? What are you, what is the challenge that you have? Why am I being, well why am I being challenged to a boxing bat?

Well, because your story, the ruining the podcast. The what are you obvious? Well, I've got no interest in fighting a crippled retard in public. Say you love your wife, do it for you. That makes a lot more sense. She decided independently of me. She said, I'll fight that motherfucker. She's here if you want to hear from her.

Yeah, I'll definitely do. Go ahead, maybe. Hi. Oh, my. do. Go ahead, maybe. Hi. Oh, my, hello, hello. Go ahead. What is your name? What is your name? Did you, Bro's wife? My name is May. May. Hello. Welcome to the program. Now you heard about off school progress. I'm 24 years old. Oh, wow. Oh, you could still be in school. I mean, I'm here at some kind of graduate program. That was funny. That was loving. Oh, May, you heard Gryffold Jesus' challenge, right? I didn't hear the episode, but I saw via Twitter. Hmm. What did you see? Just that he wanted to box Digi.

And what were you? And what were you? Oh, yeah. What was your thoughts on that? I'm just sick of this discussion. I'm sick of people calling the man I love a pedophile when he just was just defending art. So it happens a lot to you.

It's just drawn porn. It's all fiction. It's not true, John. You see, the problem here is that crippled Jesus is too much of a fucking retard to actually have any kind of conversation about the subject, which is why he wants to go to fists. But as a sophisticated man, I look at this and I say, I will not to base myself by stooping to this very low level, the height of a real chair. I wanted to tell you because nobody wants to hear stories about your foreskin.

I was invited on the phone just to open my door. I'm up in the view of you working at child porn in your own spare time. Oh, this wasn't about child porn? No, I'm just tired of his stories. Oh, I thought you were on a moral crusade to fight. Did you already something about it? Yeah, I thought you were on a moral crusade to fight. Did you know that? Something about it. Yeah. That's more than to that. But I'm not. You still at on top of the file. Yeah. All the other reasons.

I'm drawing a naked. I'm drawing a naked 10 year old during this time. I'm showing everyone on the broadcast right now. Took me a couple seconds. This makes me a pedophile. It's a stickman. Yeah, everybody who's not that or it's you have a holocaust fed. I'm on the Reddit too. There's all these people. Where'd you signalling? Like, oh, I want to find them now. That's I can give a fuck about what you look at for porn. Oh, I thought this was about, I thought this was about you thinking, did you was a pedophile? I thought that had weight.

Yeah. You could add that under that. You, I just wanted this thing. I wanted this, I wanted this, like a normal person. I don't do the DM Twitter bullshit. What are we settling? Like there's no, there's been no conflict between us other than you

don't like to hear about my dick. Like what is the what are we fucking settling? The compact as you're ruining the podcast. Blame dick for inviting me on. Your best moment on the show. and the show on how you were petabyte. Say that again, couple of years. That's your best moment on the show. You broke up, you broke up. There's a good moment though. Your best moment on the show is Lecambra making this on. Oh, you got it.

I mean, you couldn't have got that without me having come on, so. So do you want to fight my, do you want to fight my, do you want to fight my fiasco? Okay, wait, let me ask, let me ask May, let me ask May, does this, May, does everything you've just heard, because I was also one of the impression

that crippled Jesus wanted to fight over the, the lollicons stuff. Does what you've just heard change your, change your decision to want to fight crippled Jesus? No, I still want to be disastrous. Okay, why? Do you have any? Just I want to be clear on everyone's reasons from now on. What is your why do you want to fight? I respect that he wants to be treated as an equal man. I'm all for equality. If he wants to get in the ring, you know, I as a woman. She just wants to beat up her face. I just want to beat him up. I'm like me, she thinks that sounds hilarious. That sounds like a me too trap,

that we share about this. I don't know. I mean, it sounds like a fucking trap to me. I don't know. Here's the bigger victim in society. A woman or a guy in a motorized wheelchair. I mean, the thing is with crippling. I don't wanna get into a ring with a woman.

I never had a problem with didger's wife. Oh, okay. The thing about, that makes sense too. The thing about, about crippled Jesus though, is judging by the stories he's told and maybe some of the chicks that he's been around, he may have a little something, he seems like he might hang out with chicks who throw down in a Burger King parking lot. Oh, you think he hangs out with an nasty element?

People are going to issue the challenge that she wants to fight him in a handicap parking space outside of the next Dick live show. Okay, let me hear more about this. She has a whole made you have fighting experience? Not really. Just the system. I'm willing to if he accepts my challenge, though, to to hire a personal trainer and take some boxing lessons and watch enough. Yeah, Jennifer Lopez. Oh, willing to do all that. to hire a personal trainer and take some boxing lessons. And watch enough. Just to, yeah.

Jennifer Lopez. Oh, I'm willing to do all that. I'm down. And what would be the terms of it? Would you yourself be in a wheelchair? We can talk about that. I'm willing to go in a wheelchair. But the loser would have to pay for the winner's travel expenses.

At least, I think I would have to pay for the travel expenses. Or at least put slippers on your knees. See, what you know. Wait, I am back here. I think the conversation just changed a little bit. Are you applying that if I were to fight cripple Jesus, you would pay for me to fly out to do it? Well, I mean, that's the case.

It changes my willingness to fight him considerably. Oh, Jesus Christ. So you're full. And this is my fault now. Just a guy trying to put a fight together. Yeah. Yeah. If you're saying that you are, if you're saying that you would fly me and crippled Jesus

out to a dick live show to fight, I might be willing to beat up a guy in a wheelchair i have no vendetta against your wife well i these guys can't be talked out of it by did you pose wife or by me this is like a the great hybrid between like a uh a pay-per-view boxing match and robot wars all right well i mean i guess we're gonna have to figure out how to make this at least a fair fight. We can't have DJ bro just running around. I mean, it's not much emotional stakes in this fight. I thought that he was really offended by my existence that he was like, oh, that discussing

pen and pen and mouth. Me too. Beat him up. And now I'm finding out he's like, oh, no, I just don't like to, eh, I just thought his story on the dick show is kind of lame. And it's like, oh, well, just don't like to, I just thought his story on the Dixho was kind of lame. And it's like, oh well. That takes a lot of wind out of the sales of these, of the, you know, punches, you know.

It changes my whole thoughts on the, on the event as well. I thought this was a moral crusade of which there's a lot of them, but apparently I might have been mistaken, Sean. Yeah, I'm, I'm no crusader of any kind. I don't believe in that. Well, it could be if it was a handicap person versus a woman. That's what I was thinking too, because then it's evenly matched.

Right. One woman is most frequent in the guard list. The woman is always gonna get the positive press coverage. So, Well, you're trying to imply that I find it would not be easy to be. I find you like, are you trying to apply that if I beat up a cripple that I would somehow get positive press coverage from that? Like just because I don't play the cripple card, buddy. So you don't have to play it. You're you. You're that being in a wheelchair play card for you.

I don't play I don't play the card. He is the card. Yeah, you are the card. The card is home we use to get closer to women. That's why the card exists. It doesn't matter what what you would whether or not you would play the card. If I beat up a guy in a wheelchair, outside observation is that guy just beat up a guy in a wheelchair Like it doesn't matter why especially if it's not like if you're insulting if you're trying to like call me a pedophile Which is a deep accusation that's something to get mad about to beat somebody up over But if you're just mad that I tell dumb stories on the show like why would I want to fight you over that like? Why would you think I would accept that challenge?

You have all the advantages here. I don't know what the problem is. Sounds like a trap. Just down to fight. It's like a trap, right? Yeah, Gribble-Jeeze, you're gonna fight somebody. I don't understand. If you think I have all the advantages,

I don't understand. Like it sounds like- I'm literally in a wheelchair. You have all the... This sounds like a me to me. Yeah. But this sounds like a me to trap to me. Hey, Dick, you ever think about the fact that hashtag me to could be read as pound me

to? Yes. Oh, and Benjamin called in a couple months ago and took credit for that. I'm stealing that joke. I'm just out of it today. Yeah, well, you know, this is like most internet fights. I guess this is turning into a mess. Yeah.

Yeah. May, what do you think of all the Lollicon and pedophile accusations, by the way? They're annoying to say the least. Yeah, I mean, we've been getting shit about this since last year when I called in initially to talk about it because of the, like it started as me attacking Patreon for taking down creators, which of course is still a fucking thing going on. And she was attacked for the same reason because she was backing my stance on it. Yeah, I made a video about the Patreon changes that were made last year.

So it all comes back to Patreon. It has nothing to do with the actual art. There was another moral crusade that happened. I think it cut just a couple of days ago that felt similarly to me. Did you guys see that that lactasia? Do you remember that drag queen we talked about? Let lactasia, you remember that drag queen we talked about? Let lactasia?

Yeah. I guess she posed with a nude man after a drag show where he was mostly nude. And it went straight to Instagram or something like that. Let me see. I'm gonna bring it up for Sean so he can see. Oh, it's been removed from Instagram. What do you know?

That's great. I heard James Woods tweet about it. That's where I got it from. Yeah. Let me, let me find it. It's probably been wiped clean from the internet. I will talk. Here it is. We'll talk about it after. All right. So, so there's no, there's no fight then. Is that what I'm hearing? It seems that way. I mean, I'm not I'm not backing down, but I don't I don't know desire to fight you. There's no reason. If you wanted to fight, man, that would be a thing that you don't want to fight her. So I don't think

I'm not going to fight your wife. Both of us are afraid of getting me to it. It sounds like. So I think that's going to be I think that's where the culture is brought us to, is two men can't fight without me to and someone. I don't know the fuck. There you have it, there you have it. All right, thank you, thank you boys. I'm sorry for this, thank you, May. No, no, it's been illuminating.

Still, crippled Jesus, how you doing? Cripple Jesus, have you done the, the virgin race stuff for this week? Have you told a woman in the version? I asked a girl, I told the girl I was in the virgin contest. Yeah. And she basically said, well, don't tell women that you're a virgin. Oh, he got some advice, that's an advice. All right.

All right, buddy. I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you soon. I got some lines for you for next week. See ya. Yeah. Peace out. All right.

See ya, Digi. Goodbye, Mae. It was very nice to meet you. Does anything make you a rage? Yeah, when makes you a rage? Oh, also, you, she wanted to mention your game, Winner's Drink. She played it on a, on, played that beat.

I bought it for Digi for Christmas and we played it on New Year's and it was a ton of fun. I won, I got really fucking drunk. It's a great time. It's an excellent game. I love it. It is a great game for girlfriends.

We played Keon, Randy and I and Diego and Cordelia's girlfriend played and she spent the entire game ripping on him. I didn't realize that the game was conducive for that, but holy shit, if you want to rip on your man, play this game. Yeah, it is aside from the fact that you do have to toss a lot of cards that are bar specific if you aren't in a bar. You know, yeah, I made that decision while making it.

It would be tough to play at home, but fuck it. There's no bar games. That's what I want. I mean, well, you can throw those cards out. It's not a big deal. We played through a whole fucking deck. So you got pretty shit-faced. Which one was your favorite card? Oh, man. May. May. Which one was your favorite card? What's wrong with the world, I think? And I made some jujokes. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye, everyone. I think and I like made some G jokes. Okay.

Goodbye, everyone. Okay. Let's talk to you. Goodbye. See you. Well, another mess. I thought it was about the long internet. It's the internet.

Well, I mean, he did mention that last week. Yeah, he did. Hold on, I got one of the other virgins on the line here. Well, I mean, he did mention that last week. Yeah, he did. Hold on, I got one of the other virgins on the line here. We're good. Hey, man, are you there? Consumption. Hey, what's up, Decavigone? Good, what was your code name for the contest? I believe I am Quagmire.

Quagmire. All right. I'm gonna look at your intro. Mm-hmm. New Zealand. From New Zealand. Okay. Yeah.

Theoretta.oret is an entrepreneur. Manual laborer. You've been to first base. I see. Zero effort put toward it. Subconscious fears. Do you have any prospects? No.

Here's your ratio for, I had everybody answer. What is their days jerked off? Today's worked out ratio. He's got three to one. That's pretty good. jerked off to days worked out ratio? He's got three to one, that's pretty good. Jerked off to worked out? Yeah. He's working out. He's working out two days a week.

Well, Jerk enough maybe too much though. So I want that, listen, I asked everybody what they're jerking off to work out ratio was and I want everybody at a one to one. I mean, that's cruel. So if you're jerking off every day, you're working out every day. You're working out every day.

You had a three to one. I want you to pair that down to a two to one. Maybe. You've either got a dick, don't you worry? I've never used a line. I don't think I've ever approached a woman before either. How old are you? 21. 21, okay. Yeah, okay. How old are you? 21.

21, okay. Yeah, okay. Now's the time to learn. I rode in on the Underwater Hamster episode where I talked about how I was unconcerned with my virginity. That's the big story. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I decided that is almost certainly some sort of personality defect, because I mean, if it wasn't, we would have died out a long time ago. So this is probably something I should fix. Well, we're going to pretend to be concerned for a little bit. There's

nothing wrong with adopting another mindset to try it out. Sure. Sure. Sometimes you wake up and I think, you know, maybe God's a woman today. Let's see if that has any effect on my life. Usually, it doesn't. Rain's a lot more. So anyway. so did you tell anybody that you were in a virgin contest? Absolutely. Absolutely. I mean, clubbing with a friend, one of two, and we found a nice, quiet place. Why the fuck does anybody go clubbing? By the way, it's impossible to talk to anybody because it's so goddamn well. No, that's the point. Uh, point of clubbing is that so women don't have to talk. They are terrified. If you think you are afraid to talk to women,

they are fucking terrified because imagine, if you're a woman, you are always getting put on the spot for shit you don't wanna have to think about. Like, guys can sit there for an hour and think about what to say. But if you are a chick, every guy that walks up to you makes you feel stupid because you have to finish his joke. Like they get all night. They're going to get, hey, how are you? Hey, how are you?

Hey, how are you? Oh, I like you this. I like you this. It's just an endless pressure to give the right response. So that, that is, I think when they, I think they go to a club to do what they want to do, which is dress up, dress up like something nice and be around physically around their friends and not talk at all. That's, I mean, that's what, like, just imagine guys constantly coming up to you, hey, and giving you like a half of a joke. Were you going to write the punchline, fucking fury, anyway, sorry, you were at a club.

No, yeah, yeah, just went to a club, found a place that was quite enough for somebody to actually hear me, a wind up to the woman. They were, told them, oh yeah, who's my opponent? It was brilliant. I said, I mean, I'm in a different need of help. You know, make yourself seem really vulnerable like a little puppy, it really gets them going. I said, yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm part of a virgin contest. Do you have any advice? At which point they're very burly, very masculine, boyfriend. I see me was fucking both of them. He was just that much of a

unit showed up. So I quickly diffused the situation by putting my arm around his shoulders and they took some pictures of us. But I got the fuck out of there. Challenge succeeded. Well, what was their advice? Did you have any advice for you? What did you say? They mainly just looked uncomfortable and responded in the negative. To be fair, I was probably borderline black outdrunk for obvious reasons. We're making progress. That's wonderful. That's wonderful. Not every... Progress in life has made black outdrunk. Next time, well maybe just be a little

tipsy. You can't prove I didn't go to the moon black outdrunk. I'm going to try totally sober. You want to get those tingles and I don't think you feel that when you're completely out of your mind. Yeah. So that would make you nervous a little bit, get a little apprehensive about it if you were doing that. What about approaching a woman?

Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Then that means it means something to you. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, okay, well then, yeah, okay, then that means, but that means it means something to you. Absolutely, absolutely. I'm not completely out of, I don't not have a sex drive.

It's just a question of I theoretically had to look at, you know, where do I want to spend my time? And I decided, as probably not worthwhile, to go see women. But I'm almost certain that's just me, you know, justifying it, you know, you know, do what humans do. They walk, you know, theyifying it, you know, you know, do what humans do they walk you know They're like, you know, they just lighten themselves and I see that's what's happening here You know what I got a bit I get a odd odd in odd Impulse out of left field. Yeah, weird feeling

Do you find yourself Talking to women and talking over their answer because what I've seen is guys asking a woman a question or presenting something and then to fill the uncomfortable silence when the woman is thinking with more words that just confuses them. Is that something that sounds familiar to you? Well, I'm afraid it's a bit of a trap for me because I used to be a sales person. So I know that silence is one of the best tools for moving a conversation along. And it's really easy to step on the other person responding in a positive way by just filling the space with

words. So do you use that with women when you use your sales techniques where you just say something and then just let the silence hang? I mean, hopefully I will, if I'm sober enough to actually have that level of thinkery. Yeah, give that a shot. I mean, I haven't done it before, so we're fucking to find out, wouldn't we? We'll find out. It's going to be fun here. All right.

Craig Meyer. Good luck. Good luck out there with the lines. I'm not if I make a really, really quick plug for the master-don instance. fun year. Alright, um, Craig Meyer. Good luck. Good luck out there with the lines. Not if I make a really, really quick plug for, uh, uh, uh, uh, the mastodon instance, go to the mastodon instance at Dixho dot social. It's, you know, it's got all the things of Facebook, but you won't get sucked because it's owned by Dixhead. Go for it. Dixho dot social. Alright, mastodon, that's some kind of

social, uh, website that they've got going on. Okay, buddy. Open source. Yeah. Just get you lit up, fight. All right, everybody, this is BitXShow. Dick.Show Patreon.com slash the Dick show. What are we gonna do? Next week I'll be coming back from Knoxville, so I'm sure I'll have lots of stupid stories from there. I hope so.

No fight, no fight with crippled Jesus, doesn't sound like it. Is that what we found? No. Oh, here's the one that I wanted to show you, Sean. Here's the thing I wanted to show you. This is, this is lactasia. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it.

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I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can a kid. Yeah, well the kid like 10, 11, 12, and so on. Drag queen posing with this dude. This naked dude who just won RuPaul's Drag Race, I guess it is, and you can see the guys got a purse here, and it's completely naked other than what I assumed to be some drag queen penis covering. Is that what that is? Okay, I mean, it looks like it.

I can't really see it that. Clam, it just looks like a couple little. It looks like a pad, like a maxi pad, but adhered to the man's genitals and pulling them back so that you can't see his dong. I have never seen so many calls for CPS and the government to get involved in. This is clear child abuse.

I saw somebody say that the child's comfort in this situation is indicative that they've been groomed to be used to sexual abuse. The comfort of the child in this situation is evidence of abuse and not the opposite. The whole time I'm just thinking of that Simpsons episode with Marge and Ishi and Scratchy where the Springfield protest the statue of David because of the penis. And I'm thinking, well, this guy doesn't even have his penis out. So what is, what's the problem? You ever been to a nudist colony? We're sending in an ATF task force of CPS agents to take the children away from nudity. Is that what the hell is the problem here? What is exactly the problem without using stats of things that may or may not happen and

evidence of complete comfort? This looks like a backstage, like this looks like a vocational, vocationally induced backstage nudity, like changing after a show. It kind of does. And I'm thinking I'm crazy because all these guys are, oh yeah, this is child, this is sick. Like well, a dick, a penis isn't sick. The whole thing is just weird to me. Like, I don't really know what to think

about it other than that. It's so different from like, you know, just what I know in my life. It's just completely unfamiliar. So I'm like, I'm kind of, with everything going on today, I'm kind of, I'm kind of off the map here. Yeah. You know what I mean? I get that feeling too. Yeah, like I just, I can't quite off the map here. You know what I mean? I get that feeling too.

Yeah, I can't quite touch the bottom anymore. I brought it in because we were talking about the lactators and then all of a sudden, he's got a picture up there of the child and the naked man. And I just cannot be asked to feel one shred of indignants about it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, this,

let's pick our battles here, guys. Not every, not every nudity is inherently evil. In fact, I would say it's not until there's evidence of abuse I implicitly trust parents, above a yammering mob screaming for blood, and certainly above a government service that will send children to people who want to be around other people's kids, which makes way less sense to me than this.

I was talking to somebody who his wife worked in in child protective services for a fairly brief period. And he said she was just mortified and so depressed about it that she just couldn't do it. She said it's awful. It's awful. It's so disheartening. What about it? Everything.

The abuse, the way that, I mean, just the abuse within the system. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, just it's just, I mean, like, how much would you think that they get molested or go hungry in a system like that? I'd peg it at 30, 40 percent. I have no idea, but it's just, yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I was very disappointed. See so many people pissed off about. Yeah, all right. I thought that was funny. This has been the Dixiel. Dixiel, Patreon.com slash the Dixiel. She next Tuesday, this is... You know what I'm saying? Let's watch a Note's video.

Yeah. It's set to... So, I think... Okay. This is... This is from Note. I don't know exactly what it is. I just got it.

I've been saving it to watch. Oh, surprise us. It's like how the Japanese have this system. And I don't, I think that they really do have it But at least it's on TV where they don't accept something unless you've offered it three times Right I've heard of that or right like a shot take this take this dildo I want you to have it you say I know I cannot Trump please I insist that you take this go a little Diego. No

I cannot. And you say, Tron, please I insist that you take this. You're going a little Diego? No. Oh yeah. Oh no. I cannot do that. No. Tron, take this.

You do it. Tron, take this. I do not want to do it. Tron, you, I really want you to have a step back. I wish to not accept it. Deal, though. Tron, I'd like you to have the deal, though. I accept it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

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I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Jeopardy animation. Hold on. Let me load that up. Is that thing? Okay. Here you go. Chick-jepity. That's a good game show. You get, you get three chicks and then they flash a topic and they have to buzz in and not talk about themselves. The for it's like jeopardy for women. I'll take, I'll take US history. I'll take US historical US president. Oh, this president kept the union together abolished slavery and was shot in the back of

the head by John Wilkes Booth. Bloop, bloom, bloom. I remember when I learned about Abraham Lincoln. Oh, sorry. Bloop, bloop, bloop. Oh, I actually have a dog that I think looks like Abraham Lincoln. Sorry. Blububub, who is Obama? Correct. Yeah.

Ding, ding, ding, ding. Correct. 100 points. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. This is our daily double. And then it just shows a picture of you. That's the...

Oh, no. Oh, no. is our daily double. And then it just shows a picture of you. That's the, ah, ah, ah, daily double, daily double. One of you has a birthday coming up next week. Right.

How much are you gonna, how much are you gonna wager on this one? I'll wager it all, Dick. I'll wager a thousand dickles on this one. Okay, the answer is, you answer is, you want to go, you want your boyfriend to buy you flowers for your birthday. Like, ah! See, thing not to talk about themselves is directly about them. That's the joke I'm trying to make. Very good. 94. That's a life time ago. Yeah, let's do Facebook news.

Yay. Okay. Oh God, who sent that fucking Emily Baboom sent it? The toilet? Yeah. It looks like a card of her news. It looks like a crime scene. God, Dr. Nurse and Christopher the Kiwi are really going at it.

Really? Yeah. She said she would boycott the show if he called in and he put up a go fund me to get himself a house. Oh, and then he's, oh, well, maybe it'll be in the news here. I'll play her news. Hello, Dick and hello, Dick heads. This is the Facebook group news for the last couple days.

Okay. Top gay, Tanner Gregory invited the group to guess what he ate that day after posting a picture of his puke. He claims that the correct guesser would win a prize he would later send them. 113 comments later and still no correct answer. Several copycat posts were made, but they started to disappear because they had been reported. Group admin, David Burrows called out Martin Person as the reporter to which he responded with, showing people photos of shit should get you through all the work.

Even though most people are grossed out by the pukeposting, they mainly agree that reporting is a bitch move and should be a bannable offense. Next up, an article regarding a 10 year old drag queen that was photographed with a naked adult drag queen has been reposted several times this week. This is not the same boy who formed at the gay club in December. Most of the comments show concern for the child's wellbeing, the lack of proper parenting, and wondering if those who defended the blood child in December will continue to defend

this. Shana, I'm worried about that child. Yeah. What about the child making your phone? I'm not worried about them. Shining worried about that child. Yeah. What about the child making your phone? I'm not worried about them. I'm worried about this child. I can't, I can't see the child making my phone. I have, there's only so much of me to worry.

Right. And I'm worried about this right now because that is a child. You know, just because there are other children suffering doesn't mean I have to worry about all of them. I'm worried about this one who's taken a picture with a naked gay man. Oh, you're not just threatened by the gay part? No, of course not.

It's the welfare. What if this was the rock? Was wearing little booty shorts? Like what if this was a WWF guy? They'd wear practically nothing. Yeah. Right. I don't think anyone would ever problem with that.

I hope this kid doesn't get molested because then I'll really look like an asshole. Well, I mean, you can't- Otherwise, I don't think anyone would ever problem with that. I hope this kid doesn't get molested because then I'll really look like an asshole. Well, I mean, you can't- Otherwise, I don't care. You can't control everything there. Uh, diddler's gun to diddle. So, underwear is the difference between moral and immorality. Underpants? Don't, don't, don't, don't,

you have some incredibly stupid rules when you isolate them? Just taking a piece of that. This is disgusting. Whatever he was wearing underpants, that would be fine. Yeah. Underpants, you're the line for you between moral and immoral as underpants.

What if the underpants had lace on them? Unacceptable. They must have cartoon, hearts, or prints on them, or straight lines. It's still, some of this is still predicated on that thought that gay men are all sexual predators. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

It's not true. Right. So here's an interesting twist on that for you. Child molesters would be, it's like, there's so much homosexual child molestation, Jesus Christ, what are we talking about? That it's like they're making it look like it's the gayness, but it's the pedophileness. Yes. Of it. Right. Ah, they're everywhere. They are fucking everywhere.

Every time a big celebrity gets, every time a big Hollywood pedophile hits. Yeah. And everybody's points, this is, well, what's up with Hollywood? Well, they get so many pedophiles. Like, fucking hell, there's everywhere! They're everywhere! They're everywhere! Ah.

Chris the Kiwi has been a popular topic this week. Everywhere they're everywhere. Chris the Kiwi has been a popular topic this week and several posts regarding his latest antics have been made. The Kiwi has a GoFundMe campaign for $500,000 to buy himself a house as he cannot work and receive a battle on disability and okay hold on I'm going to pause. I'm going to read on a gonna read his gofundme. Let me switch back. Yeah, here we go. Home for autistic person. Hi, my name is Christopher.

I am aged over 40. I was diagnosed with high functioning autism aspergers when I was 29. Because of the late age being diagnosed and because my dysfunctional family environment, I did not receive the resupp was support I needed even from support agencies who were meant to help me when I needed the most. I was also abused by inpatient and outpatient staff at various mental health facilities and support agencies. However, what we've learned from him is that abuse is telling him that you don't want

to talk to him anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he's great offense to that to him anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah. So he's such a great offense to that. I mean, he's threatened to cut tits off of women, Poneat and Dr. Nurse because they stopped talking to him. He reported Dr. Nurse to her nursing board because she told him she didn't want to talk

to him anymore online. And I mean, I can't say for sure that there wasn't other kinds of abuse throughout his life, but he just asked him to turn his music down. I know what you're getting at. Yeah. My mom died when I was 40. My father remarried.

I live on my own and supported housing. Most of my immediate family and relatives don't talk to me. I came from an abusive family with a little support from them. I do not and cannot work. I'm raising this money to purchase a new house for myself so that I can achieve the independence I need. Independence is extremely important to me, as the accommodation I am in is unsuitable due

to my risk of homelessness from lack of income, drug use around my area, increased crime, and the feeling of being unsafe in my neighborhood. I would like a house I can call my own and have very little income to support myself. The only income I do have is a disability support pension from the government, which barely covers my food and rent. I cannot take out a, it sounds like he's got plenty. Food and rent for doing nothing.

I cannot take out a home loan because I am not working. Yeah, they kind of tend to want those paid back a little bit at that. Yeah, they used to give those loans out, but it ruined the entire economy. Yeah, I intend to put all this money into a separate account, which I will not touch. I'm really passionate about this goal. Oh, well, yeah.

I mean, people who ask for money are generally pretty passionate about the fact that they want money as it turns out. Because it's very important my success and the compensate for all the bad things that happen to me when I was younger and currently and also for my own well-being. Autism cannot be cured and most treatments are not effective. I have extreme anxiety and depression most of the time, sensory issues, my current living circumstances are unsuitable. I cannot see my circumstances becoming better from renting under people who make my life very difficult most of the time.

I need to break that cycle with the peace and tranquility at home that I can call my own as to offer. Diswhite people may think of me. I'm a good guy, just misunderstood. He's banned from the internet for threatening 17 people. I think having a home I can call my own will give me the security. I'm desperately seeking. There you go, that's the go fund me.

Okay. So I said he needs an asylum. His own asylum. He can call his own. He needs an asylum, not prison. Like Dr. Nurse was talking about sending him to prison. Oh, you mean he, no, yeah. He was a belongs in prison, but he's,

I mean, the guy's in belonging prison. I don't think prison's gonna help him out. No, but we don't have a silence anymore, so. Kinda fucked. Yeah, I don't know what, I don't know how, he's on Australia currently, right? Yeah, here you go, here's the rest of that, Nick. Here's, he will soon be homeless.

He goes on to say that, despite what people may think of me, I'm a good guy, just misunderstood. I think having a home, I can call call my own will give me the security. I'm desperately seeking. She doesn't sound like she believes him at all. She doesn't stand at $55. In response, some female members of the group have shared their experiences with Kiwi as well as screenshots where he blows up their DMs with constant messages, threats, dick

picks, shit picks, antisemitism, and racial remarks. That link gets around. All the topics. That link gets around. All the topics. That link gets around. All the topics.

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That link gets around. All the topics. That link gets around. All the topics. That link gets around. All the topics. That link gets around. All the topics. All the topics. reported him and received info from the magistrate regarding what charges he'll be receiving. 12 counts of menacing with phone, 4 counts of threatening bodily harm, and 18 counts of hate speech. If all of this is true, he won't have to worry about being homeless any longer. Okay, so you're like doing the showcase for this video?

It's for last couple days. Hate speech is illegal in Australia. Yeah, yeah, it is. Alright, let's do some voicemails. Thank you very much, Emily. Good times. He's gonna get that home after all. It probably cost about 500,000.

How long was $500,000 last of you in jail? No idea. All those cops, pensions, stuff, let me look it up. Probably about a week. Yeah, right? I mean, I thought we should just give him the 500 grand. We done with it. Call the cops off Okay

Hey dick on this week episode and last week episode you were talking about fucked up one-eyed animals on fucking social media Yeah, yeah, or do I have a fucking story for that? fucking all of these days a Day that nobody fucking remembers one of those days, a buddy comes to me in the manner of a friend coming to another friend with a bunch of fucked up broken pieces of himself to show to me in the manner of, look at these fucked up broken pieces, aren't they fucked up and broken so I can look at them and nod my head and say yeah that's fucked up man that's just broken and proceeds to tell me this story on how his girlfriend got him dragged after seeing a fucking one-eyed one-aird three-two-said fucking

cat on Instagram and got him somehow talked to him into driving eight hours both fucking away sixteen hours well for it to go pick up this fucking cat and adopt it and point it home with it. Now I'm listening to this story and I just can't fucking believe that anybody can talk into giving up their fucking weekend to do nothing but fucking that lie. And the only thing I could understand, the only question I had was, well was your dick and her mouth the whole fucking time? Were you getting 16 hours? No, but her cock was in his ass. The whole time.

It's a fucking process. Somebody spending their whole weekend to pick up a problem child of a cat and bring them in their fucking home and of course that's how what fucking happened the war of the story she goes like oh yeah I got eight hours there it was fine going back and then the whole way back she was so enamored with the fucking cat she didn't give any two sheets about him or anything else on the fucking cat she didn't give any two sheets about him or anything else on the fucking road. And it was there. Sweet wake up, pick up a cat, ride back home, go to work the next day. You're just a robot driver.

I call it a police. Just a butler. Yeah, your fucking animals on social media are a disease for women. You should block them from all fucking women. They should just get the fuck out of social media. They shouldn't be on that. Yeah, they're objectifying animals. Where's the APA on that one?

Where's the study about how women's obsession with dogs and cats is making them retarded? Yeah, I'm sure by somebody that's being studied, does it need to be, probably, does it really need to be studied? We have to have some ammunition. I'm having, I'm starting the men's psychology, the MPA. Uh huh.

Wait, is there a funnier way to do it? Uh, American man cycle the M-A-N-O. Nope, that's it. That's a funny second. American's men's, no, that's not funny either. Americans. It's gonna be dedicated entirely to what's causing this problem of men out of control, men's suicide.

And it's because women are posting fucked pictures of pets and making us drive for 16 hours to pick up a one-eyed, one-horn flying purple people leader that they saw on a shelter website. Poor guy. Yeah. Well, you know what the fuckin' did it to himself? I don't really have any sympathy. But what are you gonna do, start over with a new chick?

They just, they wear you to death with this stuff. Well, no, I mean, it gets to a few more. You want to go get this stupid ass cat. Yeah. Then you fucking drive there and get it. You're never going to hear the end of that, Sean. Oh, that's that of your. You got to draw the line at some point. You're going to go to a

shrink and give it get some problems, get some advice for this. No, you don't need advice for this. This guy does. Well, no, he was just, he was just bitching to us because his friend was bitching to him. Yeah. This doctor,

doctor 24-year-old, new doctor 28-year-old, broad with a new degree who's probably posting this shit on Facebook when you're in the session with her. What seems to be the problem this week? How can I help you with your toxic masculinity? Well, well, it turns out well,

this thing is I've got a girlfriend, it's say no more. That's what I, that's my services as a psychologist. You come in, I ask you what's bothering you this week. You say, well, my, and then it could be girlfriend, wife, mother. And then I say, I think you've gotten too, I think you've gotten too many ideas about psychology from Lucy. Shaw, Lucy, Lucy. I love Lucy.

No, in peanuts. The doctor is in. No, yeah. Look, that's pretty much, I'll go out of spite just to get it, just to get a better sense of what's wrong with it. That's what it's gonna take. Okay, what seems to be bothering you?

That's what I thought. That's all I needed, just that intro. It'll be something totally different next week. We'll never talk about what we talked about this week again. Hey, dear, Keshon. Hey. Just woke up. Sounds like it. You know what makes me a ranger?

What really gets me is, um, cosplayers, like these, you know, uh, e-thoughts or cosplayers, okay? People who dress up and they're getting paid a lot of money online. I know that you said the dick that you fund some of these chicks online or whatever. But here's what gets me is that I don't like that cosplayers. Usually, I think the rage about this is that there are some who are very fucking fat who are like leave you whatever

the thing is that they're making like i'm not a doctor i don't know why they're fat lazy whatever i'm like a week or whatever or you know there's i think like one is making at least ten thousand a month you know a lot of fucking money. And all she does is just get fat, it smells, and there's like city cosplay. Here's my thing. Fat and smell and a profession like that, where people just pay for you to just, you know,

exist to dress up to be... Calls a profession. But to just literally do whatever the fucking wants, you just get paid to do whatever. Why not use that money and give them a better product? You know, why not like working out? Because people are paying for it anyway. Why change it? Right.

It's a winning formula. They're getting paid just to see what you look like. Well, you dress up and you sexy. So why not like fucking do it? Because she's the same chick and she gets to eat more. That bitch is just stay there and then they go, you know, I'm sick. Whoa, you know, and this dude is fucking sick. I think you said I'm really fucking sick.

Oh yeah, I'm sick. You're fucking sick. You're fucking sick. People just show up money and go, oh yeah, body acceptance and all this fucking weird shit You're getting paid six-tea-gars salary. Meanwhile, I'm trying to struggle to get ten years six figures And I'm having to work my ass off and trying to fuck in and work out at the same time Are you fat? So what the fuck man, you know, if you're given the tool

But you actually have to answer yourself and you, you have to go to your office or you have a dick. What are we not understanding about this? Okay. So you're telling me that a psychologist could take that and turn it into something bullshit. No, why would they, that guy's going to come in? What's your problem, sweet? Fat cosplayers. Okay. No, it's not, it guy's gonna come in, what's your problem this week? Fat cosplayers.

Okay. No, it's not, that's a psychology works. No, it isn't. It says nothing to do without works. Oh God. Fat caught, there's two things guys, gay men will always have a problem with. Fat women, well all because it's like,

the first one, we think they got it better, we think they got it better than us somehow. Are you talking about gay men? Straight men, yeah. Yeah. Problems with, yeah. It's tolerance, as tolerant as everyone could ever be. Still, this little niggling,

I think you got, I think you got a better deal than me because if you gain us somehow. But, I know about professionals, like to stay in shape, have nice house, like to eat well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No burden of a family usually.

Uh-huh. Tell me more about your husband. Yeah. About your gay husband. Yeah. Get to party. Okay. You know, in your 50s, 60s.

Okay. He sounds kind of like a pain in the ass like my wife. Okay. But still, still, I think you got a better deal somehow. And fat brods, that's just like, you know, we know women got a better deal somehow. And fat broads, that's just like, you know, we know women have a better deal in a lot of things. But then the fat one, it's just like a spike right in the fit. Like here you go, bam, spike this football writing.

They also said car analogies and sports analogies would help for psychologists to deal with men more. Thought that was funny. That's psychology, Sean. You don't know. It can help them. What? Anodotal evidence. That's all you have.

I've got actual research. I'm sure that hasn't been studied long enough to know whether it's like, have you obvious? Have you heard of bro talks? It's just Botox that they do for men. Oh God. No. Yeah. No, I mean, that's like that, but you heard of bro talks? It's just bo-talks that they do for men. Oh God, no. Yeah, no, I mean, that's like that, but you call it bro talks.

You call it like it's like, yeah, but if you think about it for one minute, that's, well, they call complaining therapy. I mean, what do you mean? Call it something different. Yeah, but the whole point of therapy is to get you thinking, is to get you coming up with the answers. They should call it thinkery then. Yeah, they actually should. That's a good one. I'd go to a thinkery. I actually like thinkery.

I had to go to thinkery today. Oh, because therapy implies that there's something busted with you. Yeah. That's the kind of implication problem. No, you're wrong. I don't need therapy. The world does. Because I'm driving 16 hours. I actually like broken cats. I actually like, I like thinkery because that really is what their job is to get you to

think for yourself to. Yeah. Yeah. job is to get you to think for yourself to, yeah, as opposed to telling you an answer, which may or may not be right for you. That doesn't, you don't get anything out of that. They should call it answers then. Instead of therapy, I'm going to get a bunch of answers. I like thinkery.

Wow. I really do like that. They want more men in the door. I like thinkery. I really do like that. They want more men in the door. I like thinkery. I think 34% of... They always like to think how smart they are. Yeah. Thinkery, you'll sharpen your,

you'll hone your skills. Well, that's why they call it training. Yeah, training. Thinking training. Yeah, thinking training. But it depends when you, when you get in there, it still is what it is. So a lot of people are going to be like, oh, fuck this. Or they might be more

interested in it. There you go. Hey, dick. What are you, K.C.? You call them for first time. I've got a fucking rage. Uh-huh. This manlit shit. Yeah, manlit. Like you fuckers, you keep pushing the manlit shit. You don't realize. You're doing women. It's something, it's an insult to call short men. Oh, a manlit. Like a cutlet.

I haven't heard that way, yeah. Right, anlit. As little or less. You're pushing out people that they want to get rid of too. All you're doing is pushing out good people who just happen to be under their little height restrictions. So how about you stop being the bitch's bitch and just start uniting against this fucking

Instagram perfect shit. Yeah. Fight back instead of being their bitch. Cause I know you thirsty for their pussy, but it's probably a dick. I have been on record as defending the shortman against women many times. Nobody gets shit on more than the shortman. And I'm sick of it.

Yeah. All their heroes have been appropriated. It is, it is, it is a, it is an extreme. Those are the biases. If we wanna look at biases in society, oh yeah, racism can fuck off. Short men is an egregious bias that women perpetrate on, they brag about it

and boast about it, disgusting. Height bias. Oh yeah, penis size bias. That yeah. Oh yeah. Penis-sized bias. That's another one. Every article that talks about the average size of a male penis is hate speech. I don't care what it's, what it's talk. We'll get there. Yeah, we'll get there.

Next. Fine, we're going to give all you guys everything, but that's when the anti-men biases start. That's where we draw the line. Okay, let's see here. But it's never okay for Digi Bro to talk about his dick again. No, I was looking forward to that fight. Yeah, that, yeah. Oh well.

Digi Bro was like, nah, not interested. Yeah, he would have been interested if it was about the Lolli constant stuff. Yeah. He would have been interested if it was about the lollicon stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if you had assured him that you would fly him out for... Well, but I don't want to see it, you know. No, I know. And I don't understand what it is.

I don't feel anything about it. You know, it really makes me stuck in your age. Is pimple poppers and fucking pimple popping videos Don't even like saying it really yeah, I These people like they think it's so sexy or Interesting like satisfying watch videos of people like fucking picking black heads or And like fucking other like blendishes and it's fucking disgusting to me I want to have like I've had a couple girlfriends, you know, like, cause I work out and I struggled with, you know,

mild, acute to mild, like, back me. Steroid acting on my back or whatever, you know, and your towards, like, my spine, which fucking hurts, you know, and this is just due to working out and I don't know, like, sweat, even though I'm trying to, even though I, like, nearly fixed out, the signs to point. fucking hurts you know and this is just due to working out and i don't know what's what even on trying to even though i like mealy picture the signs of point so i've had like girls like that like pick my back or ever like and and

love it and it's disgusting i hate it and it's a simple easy to get off right there like whoo yeah i think you know and it's like that maybe like two or three and it fucking it maybe like two or three and it's fucking it i hate it discussing i feel fucking unclenally you know something i don't necessarily want to share with

anybody but like you know these chicks they like it and they get like the rock flop to it and then you know you fucking see these people have YouTube channel all dedicated to them. It's fucking bullshit too. I just think it's fucking

that's interesting i want to keep my fucking hygiene to myself unless i go to a doctor you know yeah i'm a little bit self-conscious about this shit and you know i only mention it just because of like the fucking story but i'm not proud of it i ain't like fucking like you know who will be you know it's it's the secret ticket you know it should be not as a dick to know it's fucking disgusting i'm trying to take care of it myself you know and i don't like it when people fucking pot into it or you know fucking um... those days about

fucking popping pimples and there's gonna be people intentionally clogging up their own skin in order to make like really good pimples and blackheads and shit like that so that they can have some content for next week. It's their lawsuit. Yeah. You know, the biggest pimple I ever had. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's try to read. All right. We start doing instructional videos on like how to it's like, okay, you mix, you mix one tablespoon of butter, you know, behind the pimple. We caught, we caught pimple popper MD, right. And McDonald's with two quarter pounders rubbing them all over her face. Yeah, yeah, to generate that pimple fields. Right. 10 teaspoons crushed cool ranch Doritos. It is gross. They love it. Yeah. You ever had a girlfriend that likes popping your pimples?

No. No. Me either. But it was, I've never known, I've never had a friend who's subjected to it. I've dated girls and their friends are doing it with, and I said, that's, that's on you. I gotta assume you've made some kind of decisions here, because I've never run across this except

by you. So, we've got a problem. There are videos on it too, they're disgusting. You ever looked at one of the big ones? Like a giant, like a cyst or like a fucking... It makes me want to puke just talking about it. Yeah, it's pretty gross. Hi, Deck, no hands finest here. Do you want to know what makes me a rage? Condo cops. You know the old hags have nothing better to do

than the uphold the constitution of the condo. Yeah. I used to be a Constitution of the condo. I used to be allowed to barbecue here. But for a while, they'd try to get rid of my barbecue. They made rules, they made all these different laws. That sucks. I said, I can't barbecue. Do you know what I did?

I became a director on the board on the board. And now, guess who's in charge of the barbecues? This guy. I'm not a barbecue on. I was in one dick. Good for you. Good for you. You only get little victories in life, sadly.

It's the war at home. That's the one you got to be fighting. Yeah. Hey, Jacob Kevin. You know what makes me a rage? the word home that's when you got to be fighting a ticket heaven you know it makes me a rage not like regular back seat drivers the kind of people that complain about how you are keeping your car

condition these are the kind of people parents your driver's let's say it's about thirty five miles an hour to 40 miles an hour, there is a one that goes, uh, does you know that you're actually wasting more gas while driving a disc feed, you know, with the air conditioning, so like, you know, if you could just turn that off and roll the windows down, it's like, no no I like the air conditioning yeah

better than just fucking a two constantly and it's all the crap from outside of the yeah I don't want to deal with any of that my car sets a research you

yeah air that I start with in my neighborhood and then I try about the little town I just don't want any of this window air coming in. They're also probably the same kind of people, you know, whenever they're in a jeet, complaining that the window is rolled down at 70 miles an hour saying that you're wasting gas by the wind blowing it the car.

Motherfucker, you know how much gas you're wasting unless you can quantify exactly how much gas you're wasting right now for me. Tell me how much. Exactly how much gas I'm wasting by not doing the stupid trivial amount of savings that you looked up on a BuzzFey article. Go fuck yourself. Stop telling me how to drive my car.

Yep, 100% on his side, not one point, do I disagree with? Show it. Show me how much figured out. Go spend, go learn on his side. Not one point, do I disagree with you? Show it. Show me how much figured out. Go spend, go learn some new skills. Like, shut up the fuck up. Yeah, start there. Yeah. Put your head down, show me the math exactly how much

I wasted. You prick. Well, yeah, but the guy said, guy said that it is. I'm just trying to help. Stop. All right, let's do one more. Okay. You know, a health long show today. Yeah, I knew it was going to be a lot of people were calling in.

That's cool. Dick, I think that the Virgin race might be the most you thing that you've done in a long time. Yeah. Maybe in like a hundred episodes. This is right in line with big match and as a care for being Americans wingman putting on a show for a couple of making fun of somebody but in a way that's ultimately helpful for

them that big brother thing I know that you do a good on the big brother too and I fucking identify it and make fun of somebody like oh just my younger brother totally likes you so you want to bet you know what i like shot this is pretty good and i'm no i'm and they are saying you but you need to fuck it you know it's a great so i'm really like the origin race thing um... the maybe just make this how i like it much as possible this is fantastic to do this is this is the deal

so i know that i'm a potential it's like we've ever had for this is that happened video potential that was the deal and the was

working out and i can't get stuck at one n and

all the fucking beef and broccoli, and I just have horrible, like I'm a whole time gang away. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I think I got a tapeworm or something like that. Is there a whole lot of alcohol? I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.

Somebody to academic anybody, respond. 195, I mean, I don't know. I'm working out like all the time. Like I'm like, 195 don't know. I mean, I don't know. I just work it out like all the time. Like, I don't know. 195 is not skinny. No, it's not. Unless you're like very tall. Very tall.

Yeah. Not anywhere close to skinny. I just just be grateful for what you get. I look, I see my dad and I'm like, all right, well, that's what I, that's what I want to be, you know. Oh, I had his age. That's what my genes want to be. Oh yeah, right, right. Because he doesn't really, he's telling me for to be, you know. Oh, I guess I want to be. Oh, yeah, right, right.

Cause he doesn't really, he's really compelling me for. He doesn't really do anything, right? I mean, does he work out? Well, he had to stop cause he blew his eyeballs out of his head when he was doing bench. And then he's, had just had a never ending succession of retina reattachments and see you knees and shit. Oh, yeah. So it's like running as, oh, look, can he run with new knees and everything or not?

Yeah, he rides a bike. Okay, so he does Fighting, but you can tell it's not what he like he's he's at He's at a very limited capacity compared to what he used to do. Yeah, yeah I don't know I always I hear about guys who can't gain weight Always trips me out like we'll just go like how old is how all your cravings? What do you mean? Yeah, I want to eat popcorn and cheese all day He trips me out like we'll just go like how old is how all your cravings? What do you mean? Do you want to eat popcorn and cheese all day? It's awesome.

I mean, it's but it's like, yeah, I don't know how old he is. Oh, my father? No, no, no, not that guy. Andrew from Eugene, Oregon. Yeah. He's got I think he's got kids, but they're not too old. No, I think he's in his 20s. Yeah, late 20s.

I don't know. I mean, I don't think he's over 30. No, I think I bet he's like late 20s. I don't know. I mean, I don't think he's over 30. No, I think I bet he's like 32. Really? I don't know, 31. I'm excited about it too. See, you see the chart?

Yeah, I do. I saw that. I'll mount it, get it up next week. All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday.