The Dick Show - Episode 138 - Dick on Hat Crimes

Episode Date: January 22, 2019

The Great Knoxville No-Show, hate hats, the guy who made the Bill Maher NPC billboard drops by, Justin Whang calls in, worthless reasoning, the importance of jumping to conclusions, Layc wouldn't date a virgin, defending the TSA, women who owe me an explanation, ghosting, sitting next to the toilet on airplanes, being too loud at a bar, and Chris the Kiwi wants advice on dating his cousin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Lucky 13 with me is always a show on the audio engineer. Hello, deck. Hey, what's up, buddy? Wow, wow, was it a weekend of devastation? That's what I hear. Oh, God, my back is devastated. Really? That's for sure. I have got to learn my age and learn my limits at this point. Yeah, I tried to pull off rolling into town

for this Knoxville fight between Andy Worsky and Tonka Saw's two gentlemen. Yeah. It had a beef. They had a podcast at one point in time and then they had a problem with one another parted ways and decided to finally do get out. Which they're like, I guess they're smarter than suing. Well you'd think, but the Ruination has been the same.

We had someone impotently walk into an arena that they could not handle themselves in and proceed to shit the bed, shit the bed gloriously and completely. Really? Oh, there was no opponent. Uh, yeah, and now the opponent has since deleted himself from the internet. But the guy who walked into the ring also shit himself? No, Andy Warzky through, uh, I don't know how many people who listen to the show are familiar with the, the lore of

all these internet blood sports guys and the Ralph or Tord and more ski, worsky live. But it's fun. Well, one of the people on the show is not familiar with all that. Yes. So I'll tell you, I'll tell you what happened. Yeah. And the rest don't have to admit that they don't know what the fuck is going on. Look, this is, I take an immense amount of joy at this point after everything we've been through from watching, watching someone stand up to an internet bully

essentially and blow them absolutely the fuck out. Yeah. And wind them up to the point where they stump, they over extend themselves beyond any capacity to follow through. Okay. And they completely sabotage themselves in every conceivable way through cowardice and just the ultimate hubris of not being able to acknowledge your own shortcomings. Yeah. That's a man, that's a big one. It's such a satisfying lesson, man, because you can get wound up so much that you will just explode. Destroy yourself. Destroy your entire fucking career. Destroy

every destroy everybody around you. And 10 years later, you look back and you go, God, why didn't you may never admit that to anybody else as you go, God, why didn't I handle that better? How did I just do that? You wouldn't have been that big a deal. No, people forget. So this is what happened. I'm fresh off the plane from Knoxville. It was a great time. Can you fly directly to Knoxville from LA?

No, I was a layover. You got a Nashville or you got a... I went to Denver and then Chicago, two hubs you can go through. So you take a nice big air liner, nice big respectable, zero with world airliner to that city. And then I was stuck in a shit rocket for the rest of the way.

One of those three seaters, next to that I sat a basic economy where they sit you inside the toilet and so you can smell what everybody's been brewing and stowing away all day on their... They've load up on the carbs, on the airliner into town, and then jump on the tuna can to unload.

Yeah, bomb after bomb after bomb, where you're sitting there holding, trying not to breathe through your nose, because you don't wanna smell it obviously, and get tricked into enjoying the smell. Right. Then you breathe through your nose because you don't want to smell it obviously and get tricked into enjoying the smell. Right. You know, then you breathe through your mouth. You breathe to take a big breath through your mouth and realize I'm just inhaling,

I'm inhaling so many particles. These are these pickles particles. I've eaten a rabbit pellet of other men's shit. Yep. Pick your poison. Yeah. You know, anyway, just got back from Knoxville. Yeah, there was supposed to be. And boy, or my wings tired.

As Maddox would say. Just got back from Knoxville, where the Ralph was there from the Ralph or Torre to called in last week. Gandy Worsk, he was called in a couple of times. Yeah. He's one of these guys that started the internet, blood sports, where guys call in and yell at each other. He started it with a guy, Tonkasa,

that's the other gentleman's name. Tonkasa. This guy, Tonkasa runs, he's an internet tough guy. And whenever happens, he's, any kind of disagreement to prove his point, he challenges them to a fight, everybody. Oh, really? of disagreement to prove his point. He challenges them to a fight. Everybody. Oh really? I'll fucking kick your ass. You pick the time and date. And of course this no one's ever called him out on. No, because this is insane behavior.

Yeah. What are you like? What am I going to fight over? Even, you know, the contest between man and steer, the contest is uncertain. You know, I'm not going to go get a crippling disfigurement be over an argument with some jackass online who happens to catch me with the right hook, with a random hook, right? Yeah, well, I'm not gonna suffer the rest of my life with a disfigurement or a disability or a TMJ

or injure myself to do, like, I don't know, that's good. None of this, I'm not gonna tolerate this kind of behavior, right? Right, sure. But there was a man. There was a man who would, there's a man who would stand up to him by the name of Andy Warzki,

who I don't wanna get into it, but there's, this poor guy Andy's been accused of being a pedophile. He's had fake, fake snap chats released of him. Oh, God. These guys have been trying to fuck with him for months, maybe a year. Mm-hmm. So Andy accepted the fight.

They both have been, they both have been taking a parade of screw ups with them, arguing about the contract and constant, you're trying to back out, no, you're trying to back out, no, you're trying to back out. We get to the day of the fight and the other guy, talk, is just a complete no show. Yeah.

Complete fucking, complete no show. With no communication. Nothing. And it turned out he didn't submit, a complete no show with no uh... with no communication nothing we didn't it turned out he didn't submit that he submitted his name with the wrong idea something like that a different i'd different name is all i don't know i can't to this day i can't tell but now he's totally gone from the internet oh well as of last night or today he got beaten so bad

so we're there at the, we're at the MMA fight without firing a shot without firing a shot. We're at the MMA fight, but we're going through all the motions because, you know, why not? Like we showed up. You've got an, you've got to show it up. Uh, going to the weigh in. And at first, you think, oh, man, I get this would kind of be disrespectful to the other fighters, because we're turning this into a wrestling. Well, not if he doesn't show up though. Well, that's what we got. From the other fighters like, um, you know what, sucks that you got to show up.

Yeah. It's a shame. Yeah, it's a shame. It's embarrassing. Yeah. And even the losers, the losers of the fights, they were doubly upset. They're like, you know what, that's fucking bullshit. Yeah.

But the guy didn't show up. Oh, yeah. Uh, simple as that. You challenged a guy, this got Tonka challenged Andy to an after school fight at the flagpole at 3 p.m. in Knoxville, just didn't show up. It was great. So we get to, they give us, um, they let Andy speak in the ring just to, because he did all this. He did all his training and shit too.

Yeah. Uh, drank Cree a teen. Hey, he did pushups. Guys got, he's got real form. Yeah, you know, I don't know. I'm not an MMA expert. I don't know if it's any good, but he's got a form. Well, I don't know.

I mean, MMA, you've got to have some kind of basis in a lot of things. He looked dangerous. Grappling, you know, yeah. I wouldn't want to fight with him. I saw him throwing shadow boxing. Like, oh man, that kind of was really easy. Yeah.

Guy knows more than I do about it. That's for sure. Although maybe, you know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't ever agree with fights, so maybe not. But a lot of the internet guys, you know, I mean, I think if they can, you know, shadow box without falling over, you're like, damn.

Yeah. It's true. So we make a big spectacle of it. We got a wheelchair for Andy to wheel him up to the ring, like Willie Wong, I saw a little of that. I saw a little of that. Yeah.

Ralph, Ralph Rattor, the Ralph Amale was wearing a toga. Little disrespectful to cripple Jesus by the way. Well, no, he said it was okay. Oh, okay. He said the cultural appropriation was okay. Yeah. We put him in a headdress or Andy put himself in a headdress. I bet he would fight Cripple Jesus in a wheelchair.

Andy Warzky. Yeah, Cripple Jesus is looking to fight somebody so much. He is looking to fight. Yeah, both of them are. He's not that far from, you know, it's a short plane ride for... Uh, it was great. And then he gave a, he gave a rousing four to five minute

speech just spike in the shit out of the ball. Well, yeah kind of have to that was fucking great And then it was it was so great that the guy Tonka has since deleted his channel and left and deleted deleted fucking everything deleted every video He's had now college friends are disowning him. Oh my god No, I take such a men's pleasure in it because it's, it's the Maddox saga played over and over and over. These people doing shit behind the scenes that when you bring them in, you drag them into the light of day, either they're like a vampire. They just burst into flames. Yeah. Yeah. So burst into estrogen. When was the first, what was the first time or first point in which you heard that he was not showing up,

that Tonka truck or whatever his name is not showing up? Nick, I think it was way after everybody bought tickets. It was way after I bought tickets. His Nick did a stream last week where he went over it. I think it was Monday, last Monday, so about a week ago, the fight promoter announced that they didn't have blood work, they didn't have paperwork, and you have to file to prove you don't have hepsi or HIV. No, it's all serious.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't just, because they have to, the state sanctions fight exactly. And they didn't have any of this stuff. So that was when everybody knew and the whole the whole time The guy's pretending like he's going. Yeah, it's it was pathetic. Hmm. It was pathetic Man pathetic to see no this was a never live that down never wasn't this some kind of paper view. Yes So they refought they had to refund all they had to refund about six grand in seats. They fucked up the promoter is its own thing. Okay.

So how honestly, how you're gonna have an internet fight and not get a picture photo ID right away? Like how do you leave it to six days before an event? Yeah. Before you're dealing with people who might not exist, right? You get a picture, you get a Snapchat

or something right away. Well, promoters are known for being the most honest people in the world. I mean, I'll tell you something, this is the level of promotion, which they had a, never seen, I've never seen anything like this before. They had, at the fight, they had a ring man.

Oh, yeah. anything like this before. They had at the fight they had a ring man. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh. I mean, Sean. Oh. It's an MMA fight in the South, in Knoxville, Tennessee.

You need to bring in as much beauty as possible. Yeah. To offset the bearded wonders in the audience. We need something nice to look at in our dreary lives in the civic auditorium. There was a ring girl and I shit you not a ring man, a man whose body was built just to look at, like the kind of large squishy muscles that you would see on a real doll for women. Carrying the card around with this sheepish look, like I don't know how much that guy paid,

but the amount of shame that he was wearing was not enough. It was not enough to see him objectified. Who up with that idea. It was why was that a thing? It was disgusting Yeah, I hated every second of it Ring girl beautiful wonderful fit right in you exactly what she was doing. She's a man She does does it her whole life ring man comes up and skimpy shorts Sheepishly carrying around. And I wanted to take him aside and say, what do you do?

What are you doing? What do you don't? Just don't take every job. Go back to gay porn, man. What do you, this is, this is demeaning. Yeah. This is terrible. Did you and you're subjecting all these people

to, they just want to know what round it is. Yeah. They thought the girl was coming out. They thought you were another fighter Yeah, this is terrible. Did you and you're subjecting all these people? They just wanna know what round it is. They thought the girl was coming out. They thought you were another fighter and they got tricked into, just terrible, shameful, shameful of the promoter to put a ring male, to use a desperate male model

in an attempt to gin up virtue signaling advertising for their venue. Absolutely shameful to exploit a man, desperate man like that. I mean, it's just disgusting. I never thought I'd say this, but really the South dick needs to become less progressive. Absolutely. Absolutely. I cannot believe that the South would do something

like that. You would never see something like that in LA. God no. Never. We would never stoop to such depraved progressivism. No, because a lot of the people in LA are just pretending to get laid. Yeah, don't you understand?

You imbusels, we're all joking. Yeah. You don't actually get a ringman in there. For fuck's sake. It's like being rich and famous and donating your own money to charity. You donate other people's money. Yeah, what do you see? You idiot.

You just name the foundation and you sign the form. Right. And then you collect, and you give yourself a healthy, reasonable administrative fee. Yeah. You don't donate your own money. No, the ringman was one of the, it was one of the most grotesque spectacles I have ever seen in my life. I, you know what? I feel terrible for you. Yeah. Anyway, that was the fight. It was great. Yeah, it was great. Andy ran around all night with his hands still taped at the bars Because that's what of course MMA champ still they go from bar to bar with the tape still around well And he wants the yeah, he wants the the ladies to know who was the fighter

You know what I got not a mark on him speaking of the progress of different bars And you said yeah, I had a fight his hair still perfect. I should put a little makeup on him Yeah, I got I got told at a bar to be quiet. Whoa. The bartender walked over to me and told me to be quiet. I've never seen you be told to be quiet. Not at a bar. No, I got tapped on the back.

Yeah. I turned around and of course, you know, it took me, once I saw it, took another two or three minutes to get to a face. Okay. Uh, I was staring at the Northwest face of Mount Everest. No.

At first, I noticed a tremor in my beer. Yeah. That's when the sound of hooves approached. Um, I got a hoot tap on the shoulder and I turned around and I heard yeah, she said I can hear you all the way across the bar. I said, well that's speaking clearly. That's nice.

Yeah, thanks for letting me know. Yeah. I've been doing long exercises. Yeah, thanks. Are you looking for a reason why? You know, what, what the hell? Why are you telling me this? I go, go over later, I go to get another beer. It's a fucking bar tender turned out after I left everybody got kicked out for being too loud at a bar in the south.

What, on, what is it? A school night? Like, I mean, I don't know. It doesn't, but you're in a bar. I don't know. That's bizarre, but you're in a bar. I don't know. That's bizarre. Oh, that was that. We got a great show today. Justin Wang's calling in in a bit. Oh, Jesus, I've spent the whole time talking about Worsky.

Justin Wang's calling in a bit. The Bill Moron PC guy is calling in or is coming in. Lacey's coming into. Cool. I think Kiwi Chris is gonna call. Oh boy, this is a great show. Where the fuck is my discord at? There it is.

Okay, it's been a rough week for the Native Americans. As Redskins took a rough loss. The chiefs. The chiefs, excuse me, cut that out. Yeah, I, just let me say real quick, I don't pray for things. Yeah, I don't believe in any of it, but I'm gonna pray to something that the ramps beat the Patriots because if Boston wins something else,

I'm gonna walk into traffic. Well, they've been underdogs for eight years or eight, however many super balls every time it's, they're the underdogs. Every time it's some underdog story that I have to hear about Tom Brady again. I know. And I don't want to, I mean, what I hope that he starts, that he kisses even more boys this year. Oh, I know.

That's how he's got a whole line of ring boys lined up and he could just go down the tunnels giving them smooches He that one by one guy is so fucking crazy. He's so he's so out of his tree that he believes that his brain is different as far as like It's definitely different. It's been CTE. He thinks he's he thinks he's been wired to take hits like it's like he's Exceptional to oh does he really? Yeah. Yeah. I just don't, I don't like him. He's got that, he's got that impressive patriarchal smirk all the time. You know about that? Smirks? Well, I know I don't like the way he looks. Yeah. I hope LA wins, too, even though I hate that how many sports teams we have. So

I hate them all because the chargers don't count. Nobody, nobody even thanks about the chargers. Yeah. Yeah. True. That'd be a great win. You know about this, coming to controversy, shit, that's going to see the Native American thing.

They and this, these, just these terrible teenagers. Yeah,, this this kid. I can't believe this young man. Yeah. He just he's he blew the opportunity of a lifetime sitting there standing his ground nobly in front of this in front of this cosplaying boomer, yeah, dressed up in his favorite Indian attire, obnoxiously beating a drum, like he forgot his Alzheimer's medicine. And this kid is just sitting there, minding his own business. He could have wasted opportunity.

He could have been doing any number of offensive things right back in his face. No, hey, so the media would have a real story. I mean, it's just something, but he didn't. He just did nothing. He just stood there like a bitch and took it and I'm disgusted by it. Okay, I can't believe it.

Yeah, I'm so, so embarrassing. Do you love the media coming out like that he was like making fun of this Indian guy and all that kind of shit? I can't believe it. I really couldn't believe that. Like the whole time I'm on Dr. Phil, I have a smirk, like an asshole smirk,

like cause you're nervous. And you're nervous. That's what people do. Well, yeah, and you're also an asshole. I'm an asshole. Yeah. But it's like, that's what people do. The smirk of, oh yeah, yeah.

The smirk of destiny that this can, I read so many hilarious, and here, let me read you this, this is a, I did see this morning that the news outlets were going like more information has come to light or whatever. So it's this is what, this is what really pisses me off about it. This meme that it's everybody, we just need to wait till we get all the right information. No, we don't need to wait till we get the right information. You guys are just dumb. That's what happened here. It's not that everybody fucked up. Yeah, yeah, no, no, you're fucked up. No, because all the information was there at the time. When I saw it, I thought, oh, this is just idiots shouting. Yeah. I'm sure this is some sort of idiot festival where idiots shouted each other. I happen to know because I've been at many idiot festivals

where itty, it's shouted each other. In fact, I've hosted several. They're wonderful. You go to a place, you stand there and you shout nonsense into the void. Yeah. In the hopes that somehow your animus will crush that of the other party.

Right. Like Scott Pilgrim. And everybody walks away feeling much better. They feel great. It's like going to church for. They feel great. Yeah. It's like going to church for people who hate themselves. Yeah. It's fantastic.

I saw one clip of it, like, oh, okay, I've been to that church. Yeah. It's great. Right. Next thing I know, I'm helping Andy out. Next thing I know the entire, people are calling for this kid's balls. Like if you know where this kid lives, I'll give you a, go to his house and punch him in the balls.

And we're like, what the hell? Yeah. That's not a, what the hell? That's not a wait for all the facts problem. That's a urinitiate problem. Urinitiate. If you didn't know right away, no amount of facts are gonna,

the method, the mechanism of knowing what is going on immediately, immediately is very valuable. Lacking into a situation, sizing it up immediately and telling everybody else what's going on is very fucking valuable because the sooner you can do that and the more accurately you can do that, the more you win. And the other side, fucking loses. not a lot of quarterbacks who just get to sit there and size it.

Well, I just needed to wait for more information to be quite honest right through the ball. Well, stocks took every, the stock market jumped up 5% today. So now that I have all the information, I'm ready to make a decision. No idiot. That's not how winning works. You get the guess guess the guessers who guess right win. Not about and then they spin this, they spin this meme. Oh, everybody's just got to calm down and wait for information. No, you guys just got to go away. Everybody

who fucked up just has to go away. That's the problem. You're all, you don't, you all failed together. So fuck off. Yeah, and it's not about waiting for more info. It's about being right immediately. Well, because you'll misinterpret it anyway. You're only gonna be wrong. Well, that's the right. Yeah.

You're wrong too much. Nobody listens to you, shitty anymore. Don't give me this. Well, it was more information. No. Yeah, it was more information. No. Yeah, it was more stupidity. You're just reporting after having 24 hours to mull it over and look at you go,

oh, well, we should have waited for more information. Because you're stupid. Because you're stupid. That's why you needed more information because you don't know what's obvious. You needed more time as what you needed. You needed more information. Yeah, because you're an idiot.

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The KKK I think was just, he just had a red hat, didn't he? He wasn't wearing a Trump hat. I don't know. No, I don't think so. I know I need to get all the information John No, but I mean, I don't want to fuck up. No, but you know that that just like triggers everybody really does like now It's just a red hat. Yeah It made me think of Trump. I'm so pissed women hate hats. Yeah, they do how to hold hats and beards for the most part Hats especially the full time. I was playing red dead redemption to hold hats and beards for the most part hats especially the whole time I was playing red dead redemption to I spent most of my time in that game making cool hats and 80s grow with bitch every time I put my cool hats on. Well, she pet her horse. Yeah, she just wanted to feed

the fucking horse while I was making hats every fucking time I got a new hat on like oh I can't believe you're wearing this fucking hat again. It makes them so angry. Didn't know. Yeah, you're blushing because you know that it's, she just goes like, it's an irrational hatred of hats. That it has nothing to do with racism. It's hat is. Or the smirking. Look, listen to this idiot.

You're an anti-hat, I hate it. They are just, they just hate the hats. Okay Just have to reiterate how incredibly toxic it is that this teenager's name school and other private information are plastered over the internet because he happened to Smirk on camera. Maybe smirking wasn't the wisest course of action. I'm fucking kidding me. Break. I mean break. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Cool, cool cosplay, man. Cool outfit. You going to Burning Man?

Fucking settled pictures on your Instagram, their chief. Nice fucking drum. Yeah. The most annoying thing on earth. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh They hate the hats. Yeah, they just hate them.

There's an irrational hatred of hats that is a plague upon. You know, it's not racism. No, MLK's dream should have been that red hats and pink hats and hats that Dick has made in Red Dead Redemption 2 could exist side by side without this irrational hatred, without irrational. It's about the character of your hat. And not the color of it. Not the funniness of the hat. Yeah.

Some brairos and pith helmets can live side by side if it were in the Kaiser helmet, is that fair? Yeah, it's other than the side by side. With a spike on it. From elementary school through college, I went to school with sheltered upper middle-class white boys who could devastate with a smirk. This is a hard... Stop harassing me, shot.

I saw you smirking. Stop harassing me. Stop. Stop doing it. It's my nature. You're doing it still. You're demonstrating your official gesture that weaponized their privilege it's my nature. I'm doing it still, you're demonstrating your a facial gesture that weaponized their privilege. Oh my God.

If this is written, this is written. It's all over the place. People are losing their fucking mind. This is a, this is a, for what publication? What outlet is this? I don't know. Who the fuck is this? Inferiority.

Inferiority. You can't fight that fucking smirk with a punch or words. Well, I mean, I guess you can, that's called domestic violence. That's where all domestic violence is caused by smirking. You know the, the starts of the smirk, you look at a mouth or something. One smirk, like, okay, I could see, this is going, it's called 911 and then,

yeah, get that right. By the way, have you seen those Jane Walker ads? Jane Walker. Yeah, Scotchette instead of the way, have you seen those Jane Walker ads? Jane Walker. Yeah, Scotchette instead of Johnny Walker, it's Jane Walker. Yeah, I've heard about them. I don't think I've actually seen one. I'm not sure if I have. Everybody's jumping on board, but it struck me that,

does an alcohol cause like a shit load of domestic violence? Hey guys, how have you guys advertising to? Yeah, it's definitely a catalyst. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know what liquor is. It's causing a lot of smirks. It's those red hat wearing sluts, they had it coming. They deserved it, they deserved what they got. They were there smirking to some fucking old boomer.

And then I found out that that old Indian guy, he like starts this shit all the time. Oh, really? Yeah, there was Nick Monroe. Remember that journalist that called in? I think it was last week of the week before. He found an old article with that guy was embroiled in a bruhaha where his story is he was walking by a costume theme party and they called him over. And that's where the altercation started. Right. I know whenever I'm at a frat party with a bunch of brods, I look for a guy who's walking by a costume theme party and they called him over, and that's where the altercation started.

Right. I know whenever I'm at a frat party with a bunch of brods, I look for a creepy old man who looks homeless and call him over to stop the finer points of cultural appropriation. He's such a shining example of his culture and the heritage.

And I couldn't believe this shit. Yeah. You know what? It's just, it's not the information. Yeah. It's that you're an idiot. If you got it wrong, yeah. We need people who get it right, right away with no facts at all. Look at it. Boom. This is what happened. Boom. This is what happened.

But congratulations, your CEO with your immediate intuition. Ah, because you know people. I don't know if this is making any sense. No, it is. I got a bunch of other good stuff here. Oh, I talked with Destiny again, you remember that? Little Gremlin. I talked to a long time ago.

Destiny. Destiny. Destiny. No, these guys who pretends to debate about politics, argues semantically, the last hole. Was he on the show? No, I called into his show one more week. Oh, okay.

No, I remember it was just a terrible meandering, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shouting match with, well, maybe I'll talk about that. This a while ago. I remember this. I remember this. How many Justin Wangs here? Hey, Justin Wang, you here?

Hey, what's going on here? What are you doing, man? Yeah, sounds good. Justin Wang, the hero. It's been a long time coming. Yes, it has. I've been meaning to get you in since you, well, forever really, but since you did that video,

explaining what happened with Maddox's hijacked feed. Oh, yeah, that was a recent one. I think I was actually supposed to call in originally like at the Asterios fight. Oh, were you? You were at that. I was, I filmed it. Oh my God.

Oh, okay. That's right. That fight is even more legendary in light of this. It actually happened. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, it really is. The whole internet couldn't motivate Tonka and Andy into having a fight. in light of. That actually happened. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, it really is. The whole internet couldn't motivate Tonka and Andy into having a fight, but a stereo

and were the fanboys can have it. Who knew? I mean, they should actually get a lot of credit for showing up. It turns out. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. They both showed up and did what they said they were going to do.

Yeah. That Tonka thing trips me out because he's just lying. Like, anybody who says, if you want to fight, then you show up. Like, it's just that simple. You didn't show up. You didn't make the three hour drive because you didn't want to fight. That's it. There's no amount of explain.

I don't know. Justin, are you up on that fight? Yeah, yeah. He actually, um, see, like last time I was on Drunken Pesence, I was making a few predictions about it. Yeah. I was saying, you know what, you guys, I was like, I wasn't super up on the lor at that time because it got to a point where it became hard to keep track of who in that scene was mad at who.

Yeah, that's true. But I was like, you know what, these guys, they're just going to fight, get out of their system, and then they're going to be buddies again, and that'll be the end of it because I've seen that play out so many fucking times. But yeah, it can't have that play out if nobody if a talk isn't show up. So yeah, true. Anyway, you do, you well, the how did you get roped into the Asterios fight? So there was that night where he, he put out the post, um, what was the day where War the Famboise called in and said, let's fight tonight. Uh, they made that happen. So, Stereo's first he said, um, for people to show up at some park.

Mm-hmm. And then he realized what a terrible idea that was. Yeah. So, then he made it so he had to contact him to get the bar location. Yeah. To meet up to then get the bar location. Yeah. To meet up to then go to another location. Yeah. And it was just, uh, it was like a bar that I actually go to a lot. That's like not that far from me. So it was like, hell yeah, I'll come through. So I want to be me, him and this other kid, Nathan. And then we had

to figure out where the fight can actually happen. Then they managed to pull it off. They did. Yeah. UFC Jim and LaW Island. Cause two guys actually want to fight in that case. Yep. There was so much shit that had to happen that night to make it actually happen. And that was all over the course for a few hours.

Yeah. Well, I love your videos, man. You got a wave explaining shit. I don't really know. I assume everybody who listens to show. Oh, and you passed, you recently passed Maddox and subscribers. Hey, that's right. That's why you didn't know about this. Yeah. Maddox is, he's the bar for a page, he's the bar for Patreon. He's the bar for YouTube. Right? So congratulations very much for that. He's the bar for lawyers who live at bars.

Yeah, thank you for- You know, go ahead. It's kind of funny actually, because like that was a statistic that as my channel was getting more and more momentum, I was like, you know, let me like see, like how far away I am. And then I just kind of forgot about it.

Like basically like forgot that he existed until like you pointed that out. Yeah, I'm on the, I have my finger on the pulse of things, Matt, who's lost that. Oh, yeah. You do. I mean, what's the point of being on the internet if not for that?

So, I don't know, I get to talk about that destiny fight again. I was just explaining to Sean that I talked to destiny again on the kill stream. And I really, I really absolutely asked Blastat him this time. Yeah. It was fucking great. I could like, I could like a little bit of that. Yeah. There was a lot of shouting as preusual, but I didn't deviate into politics this time, which I have absolutely no interest talking about with someone who's so pedantic and argumentative.

Yeah. As Destiny was, a clear motive to just argue semantics until the other side gives up out of frustration or runs out of ways to clarify, like minut, minutia. Well, yeah, because that's just picking apart, that's trying to make an argument based on picking apart the verbiage of somebody else's argument, not actually refuting the argument. Not refuting the argument, which is what I said. Go ahead, Justin. Did you see Andy Minalnakis save his life recently?

What do you mean? Oh, shit. Yeah, this is like a kind of like a, it didn't get as big as I thought it would, but he had done a stream with, I think it was Destiny, Hassan Piker and Andy Milanochis. And they like, they get, they get drunk, but Destiny gets fucking shit-faced. And Andy Milanochis basically has like fight with Destiny to like prevent him from driving home in that state. And it's a really entertaining video.

Like Destiny's groping up Hass son and just like rambling about shit. Groping, literally groping. Yeah. He's all upon him. Yeah, it was great telling him exactly why he's fucked up. And it made me think about why exactly he's fucked up. It ties in with this Covington thing. Yeah.

So I thought I would explain it here in case anybody thought about just because I thought it was interesting. And then Justin, I want to hear about that new video, the time traveling guy. You came up in generally what you've been up to on the internet. So there's three types. There's three types. I don't want to seem like I'm some expert on this because I'm not. There's three types of reasoning, right, that people use. And this is what I was trying to explain to Destiny the first time and explain in a shouting way the second time. I'm explaining here and then that's it, you know, because I got his number now. I figured out what the little whizel is like. Yeah. Like Rocky always loses the first fight, but then the second fight, and then you never hear from the other guy again. Because you're so ass blasted and destroyed.

His life is shattered into pieces. He just slinks off and lives in a cardboard box somewhere. You got your deductive reasoning, all right? One plus one equals two. It happens, all these things have to be true. I mean, that's how you think, right? Yeah. I give you an example of that.

Girl says she wants to come over and bang you. She comes over and bangs you. And then you say, your reasoning tells you, oh, well, that's why she came over to bang me. There you go. All these have to be, then you got your inductive reasoning. Okay. This is, girl you got your inductive reasoning. Okay. This is, girl calls you up every Saturday night, wants to bang.

Nine times out of 10, she comes over, bangs you. She's hitting you up on Saturday night, says she wants to come over. Why does she want to come over? She wants to bang. Right? Statistics, statistics-based predictive base. Yeah. And you say, oh, looking at the math here, I can prove this, right?

And that's what Destiny says he's doing all the time. Looking up, adding up stats and going off predictability and reducing things on, but that's not how people think. And it's especially not how people think in politics. There's a third type, third type of reasoning. And I only know about it because I'm a big Sherlock Holmes fan and a house fan. And it's called abductive reasoning. That's what they call it.

Again, this could be all wrong. Consult an expert. As Nick Riccetti who probably knows better than me. It is, here's the example of abductive reasoning. Random girl you've been flirting with for a while online, messes you Saturday night and says, I want to come over. What does your brain tell you? I mean, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my existing data might. And that's how you make your decision. Well, go ahead. If you've never met her in person before and she wants to come over, then yeah, there's a good chance she wants to bang.

Because of all these other things that are similar. Yeah. But they're not the same. No. And the more variables you want to do and you have to do this reasoning, the more, the higher the degree of failure in your hypothesis, you know what I mean?

Yeah, this is a simple one that I'm giving you. Yeah, sure. But what do you throw in all kinds of other, as the variable stack up, the amount of predictability is less and less until it's basically just a guess. And that is all of politics, all this global warming shit, all of this wall shit,

it's all just a big guess based on the type of reasoning we use to get through life every day and nobody knows shit because all it's the variables are off the charts, which was my entire point and the whole thing. Well, look at what people are saying, address what people are saying, don't do the stats shit. That's where it's not, you're not thinking thinking you're not doing what you say you're doing which is inductive reason you're doing this other very different kind which does not apply here and is not any better than a guess when the variables are so great well that's the thing no the multiple variables thing is a is a big thing and that's where people get fucked up with the correlation equals causation type stuff

um but the mind reader, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's smirking on purpose. No, that's a piece. He's smirking on purpose. Yeah, because the fuck are you? Because what? I can't say he's like, hey, like, check this out

and then he puts the smirk on. Yeah, he's got a weaponized smirk. He's just, well, because a guy laughed at you in high school and your brain is going back to that. Right, right. So every white man, because Kavanaugh won the Supreme Court. Now every white man who smirk's is some aggressive agent of the patriarch. You've got to be honest and responsible with what you're bringing to the party.

Yeah. With the shit that your baggage at your carryin' in there. Yeah. Anyway, Justin, you've got, what was your latest video? That's the one I saw. I wanted to tell you. It was John Teeter, the time traveler one. Yeah, can you tell us more about that, lore? I love that, dude. Yeah, I know a little bit about him, I think. We talk to. Me too. So basically, 1998, this guy faxes the art bell show, claiming to be a time traveler, and he has like all of these gripes with other time travelers that have called in and explains how time traveling

works and they disappear for a couple of years. Comes back and then he starts, basically starts over again, this time on the forums and people are asking what kinds of questions and you know, he's making his predictions that are like pretty almost all of them turn out to be completely fucking wrong. Yeah, but, you know, you know, like most of your dominance, exactly. Everybody just focuses on like the couple normal ones that he kind of got right. Read it. Exactly. Big thanks. Yeah. We'll have flying squid in 600 years. Yeah. Well, we didn't have that one. Or they make it fit or they say, maybe just hasn't happened yet. Maybe the timeline has been delayed or something.

Anything that I can make the pieces that don't fit fit. Teeter fucked up the continuum. So the years are off. But yeah, then it turns out that you have a guy who's claiming to be the guy who was actually behind it. And you had some guy who was selling a book on it that wound up being, well, he claimed to be John Teeter's mother's lawyer selling book. Was it actually him?

There's a whole interview with him where he's like, well, I just represent people. And I just do what they tell me to. And meanwhile, he's like this guy who like worked for Disney in the past, this entertainment lawyer that somehow got in touch with this old lady who has like no idea what this old lady who does probably doesn't exist. Yeah. But if she does exist, I don't think she has entertainment lawyers ready to go. No, no. It's a good troll. I used to lie. That in the time cube. Was that, that was another of the time traveling early memes from the internet? I don't think I know that one. No, not that one. Justin, do you remember that one?

I think, vaguely. I think it's either internet historian or down the rabbit hole has a video about that. Yeah, that was a cool one. I don't know what's been your favorite thing being a guy who covers everything on the internet. What's been some of your favorites? My favorites, I really liked the fucking angry trumpet man one. Who's that? It was a lot of fun to make and it's like all based on I really liked the fucking angry trumpet man one.

Who was that? It was a lot of fun to make. And it's like all based on one of my favorite fucking videos to ever be on the internet. Do you see that one? No, I didn't see that one. So there's this old dude, tiny, when I first saw the video, I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman.

But it's just this really short troll looking dude who there's a guy on the street and the middleman had and playing on the trumpet and the guy like really fucking pisses him off and he's just like just yelling at the guy tell he's like you know artists who are you they're playing out here just like this like grizzled uh like all Jewish guy who don't give a fuck like that kind of voice you i walked bob dill into the stage in nineteen sixty one who you like that ran and i just kind of like found out whatever i could about that dude and uh...

you would find out yeah told that guy's story what you find out right anything good i don't mean to put you on the spot. I just, I love the internet lore shit. I mean, there wasn't so much about like the story of like what's like his biography personally, except like he had this really, well not had it still up there. This really goofy website where he takes these, do you remember how like a lot of websites, they used to be like,

they would have like way too many fucking sections, and then you click on the section that there's like a million different like micro sections of it. Yeah, yeah. He had, his website is like that, and it'll be like sections that have nothing to do with each other. Like, he has a women's rights section and an animal section and a technology section and What that entails is like like the women's right section. It's blankly like pictures of random women It's like pictures of random women in like business suits. Yeah out of focus in shit

Just like stock photos No, he's welcome. They're very bad Well, he's like a super creep. Yeah. He was like, he probably, he probably set them up and was like, listen, I'm going to take your picture for the women's right section or something like that. Okay. Yeah, it's like a super creep.

Yeah. And that is technology section. It's like a picture of a lamp, which I guess is technically technology, but Well, he may have been around you know in the candle days, so yeah, I've missed coast to coast I haven't like feeling I haven't listened to that for ever. It was a great show Yeah, it's still on I think but it's like obviously our bells dad is the other host and a lot of people from what I've seen Like don't really like the new host no dad is the other host and a lot of people from what I've seen like don't really like the new host. No, he's like, he doesn't, at least in my opinion, it doesn't seem like he buys into it enough.

Like Carpell was, he was all about, he was really looking to get to the bottom of it. The new guy kind of just entertains everything. I've never seen the new guy. I think he's a little bit George Norrie. He's a little bit skeptical. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, there's not enough freaks online. You were in Goni's too, right? Is that you were the little Asian guy and Goni's Justin is like here?

I just say that people believe it. And it's fucking, it's become a running gag just because like so many people are going to believe me now. I had to look it up. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, I was like, I'm shitting mine actually be able to look that up before I say anything about it.

What makes you a rage, man? And then stick around, we're gonna have the guy who did the street art where he covered up Bill Mars face with a giant NPC face is coming in. And a little bit. That's fucking great. Yeah. I feel like that meme has been like, that meme has been absolutely destroyed,

but do something at that fucking scale with it. Yeah, it makes it fun all over again. Yeah, true. What makes you a rage? Damn it. It's kind of, I don't know the word to describe it. I guess it would be like this fake hustle culture where everyone's got to be like, I'm making power moves.

You know, if I don't tell me about your Instagram, tell me about your LinkedIn account. And they basically, they want the feeling of being in business without actually providing any kind of goods or service. So like, like an example of this. Yeah, I think. That's really true. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I think it comes from like these like, there's like a lot of self-help books out now. They're kind of like framed that way.

It's not, it's really a self-help book, but it presents itself as a business book or, you know, a business YouTube or whatever the fuck. So you get to these people who are doing like nothing, but they're entrepreneurs. Like, so what got me thinking about this again was, you remember, did you, are you aware of that soldier boy console? Yeah, it's the soldier boy is a rapper who's selling an emulator, like a little Nintendo emulator and just packing it with pirated games. Oh, yeah. And it's called Nintendo. He tweeted Nintendo, Anke, and then he got to leave it. Yeah. What do you say? Is that right? Yeah, he literally just like he bought, I guess like a bulk of, well, I think he's not

even, I think he's just literally just drop shipping the consoles and going to the soldier boy console. Yeah. Yeah, I would have done fuck exactly. Yeah. It's old Nintendo games. Well, not old Nintendo games, but it's all pirated games. Good portion of them are Nintendo games.

And if there's any fucking company, it's a video game company that's gonna do something to protect their copyright. It's Nintendo who like takes people down for like, I think they've went after people for fan art before. Yeah. So like they're definitely not like soldier boy cellist console.

Right. But now I've kind of seen, starting to see like this narrative emerge where like there's some people and they're getting like tens of thousands of retweets being like, yeah, this is true, that we need to support more independent businesses like that and I respect the hustle and whatnot and it's like, no, it's one thing if, like, soldier boy were to make his own console where he has his own licensed games or he's getting actual licenses for his company. But like, that's, this isn't a hustle.

It's like, it's lazy. That's not the opposite of hustle. Dropshipping stolen thing. Yeah. Yeah. Of someone else. No hustle there. It reminds me of the trailer park boys episode where they're doing cross promotion and

just selling other people's, they were just pirating music. Uh, yeah, it's literally that, but like, but with games. Everybody wants to pretend to play business. Yeah. Everybody. And it's, each one is as worthless as the last. They couldn't fill out a, they couldn't fill out a, a tax return to save their life. They've got no, they don't have one piece of logistics to rub together between them,

but they think like they're trying to turn business into being a rock star. They're too lazy to learn an instrument so they can't be a musician. They have too much pride to become an actor. So they become a businessmen, which is just entirely Self-promotional going from one social media platform to the next bragging about how much bragging about how many followers they have. It's very fucking weird. The subculture of pretending of like Entrepreneur pretending. Well, they did. Entrepreneur pretending. That's the best fucking word I've heard

for that, because it's legitimately a subculture. Entrepreneur pretending, it's like the American dream has turned from starting like a wealth generating business that creates jobs for people and ultimately benefits society to an MLM scheme. So just posing. To posing on Instagram. Fostering. Going to parties on Instagram and selling supplements.

Yeah. That's the new American dream. Yeah. Sell supplements, get likes. So you're just working for somebody else. Like there's nothing. You're working for China. Yeah. You're just sending wealth directly to China

for their fentanyl-laced nutritional supplements. That's the American dream as I see it. Anyway, that's a good one, Justin. Okay. We've got a, we've got a tremendous guest in the studio today. Gold, you're responsible for, let me load it up. Let me load it up. Just so everybody can see it. You are responsible for the, the Bill Mar and PC billboard, which, uh, I, I don't know what it is about Bill Mar, but it's like his boomer, or his smugness. I have always, I've always It's like his boomer-ness or his smug-ness. I have always, I've always fucking I hated that guy.

No, he really is. He, if there's anybody who seems like a guy who doesn't think his shit stinks, it's Bill Mar. I've always thought so. Like his whole condescending religiosity. And he thinks he has a card, he thinks he has, he thinks he gets a pass to say race is shit sometimes too. Yeah, yeah.

Your eyes cube fucking let them have it. Yeah, he's the one that did the house n-word. Yeah. That's right. You get, yeah, that's, you know, cause you, he thinks he's in those liberal circles, he'll get a pass, but you're a fucking middle-aged white man, dude.

You don't get to say that. And I can't escape him. He's the one boomer that I can't escape. My brother-in-law is dead. Whenever I see him, he's like, hey, so I'm watching, he's conservative as shit, but they'll still tell you, he's like, oh, I was watching Bill Maher, am I dude? I just can't. I don't know how to escape this fucking guy.

I think what happens is that, because he's pretty good on free speech and he'll call out the left at times when they're shitty. Yeah, not everything he does is fucked up. Agreed. But there's certain things that he does that are so fucked up that I had to, you know, he had to target on him.

Like that time he said that he hopes the economy crashes so they can blame Trump. People blow their fucking brains out when the economy crashes. Yeah, yeah, like families are ruined. They get addicted to fentanyl. Yeah, the rest of their lives, too. So it's easy for someone that's worth, I don't know, $50 million, whatever he's worth. It's someone in the lead is it's easy for them to say that. Yeah, for the rest of the people. It's really fucked up. I don't want to go through. I'm still recovering from the last one.

Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, 100%. Okay, so this is what you did. I'm going to play it so everybody on the stream can see it. It's a, this is a, we're looking at a real-time Bill Mar, Bill Board, and this is in Hollywood, right? I think I recognized it.

In West Hollywood, it was on, it's on La Siena, just south of the Sunset Strip. That's so cool. Ton of traffic. It was, it was brutal. It was a Saturday night too. So it was hot. Like usually when you go out and you do shit, right?

Whether you're doing dirt or something like this, you don't go on Friday, Saturdays, or holidays, right? That's like a rule of thumb. But I was worried because you get, come on. Yeah, there's more, there's more life or holidays, right? That's like a rule of thumb. But I was worried because you get come on. Yeah, there's more life going on, right? So, you know, you don't, we don't like to do things when the bars are gonna get let out when there's joggers. So there's like a sweet spot. Okay. And this was on a Saturday, which is not ideal. And it's in WeHo, like full boys town. Just like all the gig kids down the street,

you know. But we had to do it because I'm going to describe what people weren't watching the stream. You've put the NPC meme face, like the guy with the blank gray face with the triangle nose and the little dots. You've draped it over the back of the billboard over Bill Mars face and changed their slogan of the whole, it was the whole of the billboard, over Bill Mars face, and changed their slogan of the whole, it was the whole truth. Yes. And nothing but it's the whole narrative with a stamp and nothing but, uh, and then it's so, it's so beautiful and simple and like a fuck you gut punch that you cannot recover

from. I love it. I love it. I love every, I love it the second I saw it, and I can't believe I found you on Twitter. Did you have to get up there and take measurements? So because it fits perfectly. Well, all that, there's only a few different sizes

of billboards. Well, no, but I mean, but the images on it. Well, I could figure out what size it was. Okay. And then, that makes sense, actually. I could, you know, I took it, the problem is, is that, that see I put NPC on the right

Live January 18th Friday 10 p.m. NPC Man, and I get it's so well done. Thanks people People callously shit on this meme nowadays. Oh, you know It's I've gotten just you know, I've gotten, just, well, I've gotten a lot of shit from people on our side because they're like, oh, that's an old played out boomer meme and I'm thinking,

what the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? But what are you doing? Yeah. I'm tired of people on our side who just criticize instead of create, right? It's like, go do something. If you think you got a better meme, okay?

Do it, figure out how to make it, climb seven stories, risk your life, risk going to jail, and then we'll see you do it. But, you know, behind the safety, you're fucking keyboard. Sure, you can run your mouth. So it's, yeah. And if you wasn't perfect, so don't do it.

It wasn't perfect, so I hate it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, that's how we ended up with libertarians. Oh, okay. You'll also find out it's a fuck of a lot harder than you think it is to do anything. I grew up fast, living fast and aggressive and somewhat violent. Would you grow up? My group in LA, but my life growing up was kind of like jackass, but we were just too

stupid to film it and then mix it with like motor sports and... That was the magic of jackass, but we were just too stupid to film it. And then mix it with like motor sports. And that was the magic of jacket and maybe some crime. And just a bunch of dysfunctional kids from shitty households. And so I'm used to fear pushing through stuff. I'll hook my Derabyte 120 feet. I'll jump off, I've jumped off seven stories in this swimming pools.

So I've done crazy stuff. I've skydived, but getting up on these billboards is different because there's no railing and you can see through, there's like a mesh that you're standing on and it's fucks with you. Like the first couple of times I went up, my body was kind of locking up. Like there's a big story.

Okay, so when this was on, you were saying this was on, was a Saturday night? Yes, Saturday night, yeah. So we ho is popping. Oh hell, yeah. Rage, Mickey's. Oh, yeah, that's, I mean, if you haven't heard of WeHo before, is it predominantly gay, nightclub,

district, and LA. Super busy. Super busy all the time. Yeah. Did you have to hide? So, you were going up there? Well, I knew that once I got up, I'd like to be okay. But it's in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven.

So there's a window facing the pole. So the actual, some billboards we do are on top of building. So you get on the roof and then you climb then you get on the billboard. This one, that pole that supports it goes down like 60 feet just into the parking lot next to cars. Okay. It's lit probably. I mean, yeah. Yeah, it's feet just into the parking lot next to cars. Okay. It's lit probably.

Oh yeah, it's brutally lit. A lot of people to see. God damn. The crazy thing though is that. How do you get up, how do you get up to the ladder? Because that's the, yeah, because that ladder is probably 50 feet tall, but it's 20 feet off the ground.

The girls people be up there all the time. So I had to bring my own extending ladder. Okay. Stretch it out, but it barely made it, it was on the very last like clink, and then I had to come up backwards on it, but it was uneven grounds, my buddy had to put his foot under it. That was actually probably scarier than getting up there,

is I'm going up this ladder, and I'm afraid it's gonna break, and then getting to it, then I just spin around and come up to the top. But then when you get up there, And nothing will turn you into a pussy like climbing five feet off the ground. Like, it really just not used to be an off the ground. It's like, uh, yeah.

I went, you know, those Mexican pyramids, we took a family vacation there and me and my sister get, yeah, back when you could still climb up them. We're climbing up on our hands and knees and my dad just confidently starts sprinting up. Like he's running around the andy since he was two. 10 feet later, we passed him and he's like, oh, okay, oh God, oh,

he's like, oh, you fucking ass the wall. It's not normal. These heights are just not normal for humans. No, we don't land something. But once I got up on the deck of the billboard, then I had to go to the top of the billboard, which is another like, you know, probably 18 feet. So it's, you know, it's pretty, it's pretty heavy.

What is the face made out of? On that one, I printed on like a special plastic that was lightweight. I think of like, think of like plastic cardboard that's corrugated. Okay. So I digitally printed on that and then cut it out and it's lightweight

because it was really wet. So I knew, you know and then cut it out in a slight way because it was really wet. So, I don't really want to use paper because it's from the condensation and it was raining around that time. It would have got blown apart. So, it's all printed on plastic and everything I do, I never damage private property. Like ever. I make it all removable.

Yeah. Yeah. Were you able to recover? Did they just take it and throw it away? No, they just took it and threw it away. But everything that I do, there's a point. I will never damage anyone's private property. And that's those public, but I don't want to mess up their stuff.

So I make it to where the guys can take it apart. Sound just in the park, fair game. How long did this take you to find? If you look right there, you can see the cop. See, that's a cop when I was up there. Okay, well, he's only interested in 7-11. He's there for the donut. But when he pulled in, I didn't know.

And I was like, oh, shit. Somebody called me here for me, you know? So did you just sit there and wait it out? Yeah, there's a little bit of sound, yeah. How long did they have for? Hold on, so this is you on the billboard at the very top seeing the cops pulling? Yeah, and then you'll, you'll see him actually come out to his car.

But when he first pulled in and was barking in, I was like, oh, is he here for me? So then I had to wait and then I saw him go in and I figured, okay, he's there to get coffee or donuts or something. That's cool. What was your, what if they spotted you right here? What was your plan? That's cool. What if they spotted you right here? What was your plan? Nothing I can do. There's no escape route. Yeah, so what would I do? I don't know I probably go down there and try to act and then Say like you're a billboard mechanic. Yeah, like I brought a hard hat and yellow vest just in case and I had a spiel ready. But everything

but I everything. But um, I, he is getting, getting out or getting in, he's getting in, he's leaving. Yeah. So, um, and that was a little real that this site culture did. But, um, so, yeah, it's, uh, it was scary, but, right, you get someone's got to do it, got to fight these fuckers. Uh, how long did it take you to plan? Something like this. Um, well, this is way to me. Let me read the, the, this is Bill Mar tweeting it, and totally fucking it up. This is how you know that it falls to them. That's an NPC reply.

Exactly. Exactly. To those in cells who defaced my billboard, what does that have to do with in-cell, right? Absolutely not. Why are you, why are you presuming? I'm in involuntary celibate. I just want you to know I will follow you to the gates of your parents basement and thanks for the free publicity. Real time is back for

that. That's like, like even if the meme is outdated, it's even funnier because it would be more in the boomer timeline. Like they wereher's likely to have known about this. Well, if you didn't know what it was, all he had to do, if you just type in NPC meme in Google, there's just a swarm of articles. Because as soon as that website Kotaku did the article like three months ago, they brought it back. My buddy that was gonna come here today,

he was one of like four guys that made the meme. He's an LA guy, he's an artist. And they made it in 2016 and didn't really take off. Really? And then Kotaku, three or four months ago, did an article. And they're like vox or slate, you know, and he's hard left guys. And they did a piece on it saying,

oh, it dehumanizes and this and that. Yeah. And then everyone started to jump on it. Newsweek and BBC are doing articles. And then Twitter banned like 1500 or 2000 accounts that were trolling that were NPC accounts. And then it just took off. How long did it take?

I interrupted you before the time. Sorry. We wanted to do it like two weeks before this, but the billboard that we had located, I went to go take the measurements and everything and it was down and I was like, oh shit, it's gone. It was bummed me out. Then I found this one on a Thursday night.

I was just driving through Hollywood. A friend was in town and I went, oh there's another one. I think it's Justin. Oh, Justin, is that you? Is what? Oh, it was something was vibrating. Oh, yeah, it was turning my vibrator off.

That's all right, man. Well, what's your name? You've got an internet historian guy. Did you say you just turned his vibrator off? Just turned his vibrator off. Yeah, I just turned the vibrator off. Wait, internet historian, those guys on YouTube? No, this is Justin Wang.

It's Justin Wang. Oh, okay. Justin Wang, similar type of content. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, internet recaps. Okay. But yeah, we, we, I saw it on a Thursday.

And but I knew that the show was coming out on, on the 18th. That was the premiere. So I figured the, the latest to Billboard was going to be out with sometime that week. Yeah. Which is why I hit it that Saturday. So I got it together like 24 hours and just did it. Oh, it's like it was it was always Bill Marr specifically or yeah. Well, yeah, for this one, you know, it's not like we really we don't often pick targets and then go after them. Sometimes we will.

But sometimes you have to watch the culture and just wait and then you saw the Billboard and go, oh, that's perfect for that thing Right, so you have to be monitoring the culture knowing what's going on Knowing what you want to attack in the culture or jam up in the culture and then at the same time Pay attention to the median what's relevant and watch all the billboards around you So you have to kind of like monitor multiple things at once and then hit when it's right You guys how many of you guys are doing this? This is like a whole artist. It's elective. It's basically like me and about three of my friends. You know, I started doing it.

I started doing it with another guy who had been doing this for a couple of years, like two years ago. And now I do it solo. So it's kind of a crazy, you know, rag tag group of us. You know, it's anywhere from, you know, current Hollywood people that work in Hollywood to old creatives in Hollywood, to artists, to blue collar guys, ex criminals, like it's, you know, everyone's a form now, but it just works. Everyone has it. Clearly. It is. Yes, reform is one gets. Well, let me say criminal in the sense that you're violating someone else's rights.

Like those days are over. Right. Yeah, right. Right. You know, so. What else? I saw some other projects you guys were doing on your timeline. The one.

Trump's Star One. Yeah, the Trump Star One is probably the one that was the bit. Yeah, that one right there. That one was like the biggest that got like the most traction. Yeah. I think that one, I mean, we even ended up shipping the stars to people because they wanted them. I think Milo was selling these.

Yeah, I partnered up with him on it, yeah. It's fucking great. I don't know why I love this so much. It's like the... You can't argue with it. It's just that everything's so full of words and nonsense. But you can't argue with a gigantic billboard. And it doesn't care if you do.

It doesn't, it really, the art just doesn't care if you do, man. It's just standing in the face of a Native American man, smirking. Yeah, my God, man. Do you see the way they're treating that kid? We talked about it. Yeah. I've only seen a little bit of it because I've been busy, but I know what I can tell what's going on.

The selective outrage is insane. Like the kid's just smirking. He's not doing anything. And the guy who costed him and went up on him and it's, it's, it's eating it, beating a drum like riding his face. I guess they looked into his background and he's like an activist. He like looks for trouble, which, there we go.

Robbo rousing. But hopefully the kid's life doesn't get ruined. It's the hats, man. They just hate, they hate the hats. They hate the fucking red hats. There's something going on with that. There's actually, I told this to the media when I did the Trump star stuff that.

Reds allowed color. We, all of us used to say when we first came up with Trump during Christmas syndrome, it was like a joke, it was a meme. Yeah. Dude, that shit's real. There's a visceral reaction. Oh, sure, no, there is, absolutely.

There's something that has never really happened before. And I think I think part of it's brought on by social media and the elitist and the technocracy and just these fucking globalists and all these assholes are stoking the flame. So you've got a generation that has only existed with high speed internet. Uh-huh. And their brains been rewired to be offended and to think that being offended is a virtue. So it's like baked into their biology now. Like sticks and stones, right?

Right. That was, we were raised on that. Yeah. I was, my mom said that all the time, and I was never at risk of bullying. I don't know why it was so big of her to make me. I heard my mom and grandma say that, yeah. All the time, they loved saying it.

And I think they were doing, I think they were kind of doing everybody a disservice because it's not true for a lot of people. That's true. That sticks and stones me. Well, Sean, you wanna help them out? It's good. It used to be a thing and they're just words and, you know,

it used to be a value at least and it's not anymore. Well, no one even mentioned it. No, no, no, no, no, no, we've got smirks now that are causing harm. Yeah. Like this is, we've got wearing a hat means you to share. Pre-pre-verbalizations. Yes, it's no longer words. You don't have to get them. It's that your thoughts are now hurting me. Yeah. And I have a problem with that.

Stog whistles. You know, it's all presumption. Right. It's not what you do, it's what they think you think. You're going to do. Yep. Right. I agree.

And that's why I love this giant billboard so much. It's, it is. It is, I guess it's like a worst nightmare come to life. Well, one of the reasons we got into this was because, you know, a colleague of ours, he's the guy, I don't know if you know who his name's Bill Whittle, he's an LA guy. He worked for pajamas, media, PJ TV.

He puts out really good videos, really good content. He's an ex-democrat from back in the day. And he pointed out, you know, when Andrew Breibart was still around, that street art has the lowest barrier of entry to get into the culture, to jam it up. And it's true. You know, otherwise, you need to stamp of approval. Yeah, you know. Like what you do, this is to stamp of approval. Yeah.

You know? Like what you do, this is like pirate radio shit. It's like underground, you're putting out the signal and they, you know, I mean, outside of Patreon, silencing you or. I mean, I don't know if you know. Yeah. Our bodies, the Ralph or Torot band from YouTube,

like it's a regular thing for our guys to just be kicked off of YouTube. I've been kicked off of, I think, basically every, I was getting kicked off of webhose for 10 years before we even started this 15 years before we started. What do you think stops them from kicking you off? Because I think I'm just kind of a jackass. Now, like the focus of this show is on Jackassery and buffoonery. It's like Milo has infinite style. And I think that's what got him PNG'd. Alex Jones too has, it's

their influence. And this show is not influential politically. It's not, it's very different than those guys and that they're setting, they're kind of spearheading the, they're spearheading a counterculture conservative movement. And I feel like I am an apology for it. I try to be an apology for it to pick up the stragglers and explain like, you know, it's different. And this isn't like, I don't mean to sound like I'm doing any kind of a service, but it's very different to sit back and take the, take a more centrist position of explaining reasonably positions that sound extreme when, guys like Alex Jones say that. You take the time to unpack it.

Yeah. Lots Jones say that. You take the time to unpack it. Yeah. And you want some of that. It's safer. It's safer, but I've done my time in the front. When I was on Dr. Phil with Menorbet and the Women, that was when it was hard. My friend is. Because when you hit me up, I talked to one of my friends

and I said, do you know this guy is? And my friend goes, hell yeah, he goes, you don't know who he is. Look at him. And I go to YouTube and I look at him and doctor Phil and I'm like, the fuck is this? Yeah. I'm like, this is like, this is like, if Top Gun was a shitty series,

but which is not amazing. And they had like Top Gun 3. You would have been like, one of the really bad guys in it. Like with your character. Yeah. Yeah. It was great. I'll team up the good bad guys in it, like with your character. Yeah, it sounds great. I'll team up the good guys on cell phone. It was fucking great, but did he know

that he was getting trolled? Did the producers know? I'd sound known, because they, there's audience was laughing. A lot of them were. They were laughing and they wouldn't get pissed. Yeah. It's unknown, because at some point,

they've got to make the decision between selling a product and getting duped. I interviewed with the producers for that show for about a week, two hour phone calls, they would ask probing questions. Why do you think like this? I can tell they were doing it. Why did you reach these beliefs? What would you do in this situation? They I think they, because they're producers, you know, they're Hollywood producers, they're just trying to make content. Yeah, it's like Jerry's pre-ear style. They want, they want shit.

They want, they want the sound clips from, they want the sound clips that I gave them, but they want to make sure that I can do it in front of millions of people. Oh, they want to make sure you're not going to lock up. Right. Right. So once, I think that is what they were more worried about, than do I mean it or not. Yeah. You were stoic. You like stood up.

Because when I first saw it, I was like, why is he standing? Like why is he sitting in a chair somewhere? No, no. They wanted to put him on the altar and display him to everyone. Yeah. It didn't work. like you didn't falter. No, there's a couple.

Hello, Lacey. Come on in, please come on in. We're talking to an infamous street artist, Galt, and his improvement of Bill Mars, Bill Boy, this is a news, this is our lovely news girl, Lacey. Yeah, that I standing up like that in that capacity, like facing that amount of people, all I tried to do was keep my arms straight. Like, you get in that situation and you start to want to like, shuck and jive, you know, like, look down, but all I had was like, it's like a cross, dude.

Just don't move. When you talk, it's a slash, it's like a point like dude. Just don't, don't move. When you talk, it's a slash. It's like a point like this. It's always like this every time. That was, yeah, that's what put you on the map, right? Yeah. And then 4chan saw it. And the exposure on the show didn't mean shit. But 4chan finding it.

Once the artist got a hold of it. Yeah. It was fucking retarded. They just blew it up. I love it. I tell people every day, I get on my knees and I thank God. Yeah. That pole is on my side.

Me too. Every time I'm terrified of the day I go on there and they're calling me a cuck. No, you know what you do then? Is you just move. That's it. You move. Not because you said that you do then? You just move. That's it. You move. Not because you said that that day is going to be like tomorrow.

Oh, God. It's so well, Justin Wang. He's got a huge YouTube channel where he goes over like internet stops and he explains it to people. Justin you said recently and I thought about it every day or so during this whole Tonka Andy Worsky fight. You had the quote of, unless you're absolutely certain of which side is the right side and an internet beef, keep your fucking mouth shut.

I feel like I don't remember what I said. I don't remember what I said. I don't remember what it was. Either you were Mark Twain. You might have been quoting Mark Twain. Yeah. You are Mark Twain, you might have been quoting Mark Twain. Yeah, what is, so what has been the response for you on like publicly, commercially, you can't paid for any of this? No, this stuff, I'm most of it.

Trump isn't writing you like a back check, sending you free ads or something. I paid for this out on my own pocket. How much did it cost? Oh, I'm on this one, I just spent a few hundred bucks, that was it. But if he asks, add a couple of zeros. I know, I know. I wish that I had people write in checks, but I don't. But sometimes you'll get people that don't want to donate

and help out a little bit. But we're not doing it for the money. It'd be nice to be able to monetize it to be able to do more. But if you start off doing it for the money, that's the wrong idea. But the response has been good. You get feminist and robots and SJWs and more NPCs

running their mouths. The funny thing is all they do is try to come along and jump on what he said and say you're an insult. The only thing I can think of is that that's our word. You can't use that back on it. And you can't call us NPCs. Yeah. That's worse than giving yourself a nickname. It is. Like in your own comments. You can't do that. No, that's come up with your own words. I mean, that's what I love about

this too, is like, you can't really, what are you going to do? I can't argue with it. Well, that's well, I think he, because he fired up. I can't deny it. Everybody looks and like, yeah, that's funny. Like I know that it's funny. He fired up two tweets in a row. He did one of those, oh, look, it's fixed already. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So your army just ran right out of their houses and gone up. But it's like, it doesn't matter. Like, I didn't think it was gonna be up there forever. It didn't erase it from the internet. If you type in Bill Marr billboard into Google images, it's never going away. Of course. It's just burned into history for $210. I'll take that.

Missing the point. The first one. So what's been the response online? Like you got to come up. No, it's been good. I mean, people love it. And you know, you get some people who come along and they go, oh, you think that putting a silly face over there is funny.

You're stupid. And it's like, oh, you missed it. You're an NPC. You don't even know what it is. But most people loved it and they got it. You know, the people that got it got it. I hope everybody gets it. Like there's, you know, AOC, Alexandria Cortez.

See, you're grown, but I love her. Well, no, I grown because it's just such a sad state of a fair that like, what if I could resurrect if one of the founding fathers and show him this? Yeah. They'd immediately kill this. He won't get buried back inside, you know, in the ground, but I'm glad she's there.

She's like a Pelosi or what's her name? Maxine Waters, does a gift, I'm like, bring it on. I hope. Bring it on, just keep going. Run to her. I hope that she's too stupid to be corrupted like I look at her tweets And I hear her message and I'm like man, maybe I'm naive, but I think you are I think you actually believe this shit If you actually like if you are actually going for what you're going for love it good for you

Bring it on please don't if you like don't ever take a fucking bribe She I think she said the other day, like, she's, because she's, she's, she's, she's bragging about how she's broke. And she's young, young enough to believe this still probably. And she's hot enough to be that stupid. Like, she could, she could literally go through her entire career and not take a bribe. And if that's the case, God bless her. I love her. Yeah. It's because we know vaccine waters is a fucking criminal. Don't trust another one. I wouldn't trust another one of them with my kid, right?

Yeah. Yeah. If we can topple the people like Bill Marm and the established politicians, all the crony capitalists, people who made a career of it, with stuff like what you're doing, Trump obviously, I think is part of this for sure. Hold the eye rolls, please Lacey. Ale AOC, I think, is one of them. Like, she's just,

she's just a visceral. We made a little video meme. Did you see it? It's on the Twitter page. You'll like it. It's right below the billboard. Go back and then scroll down and then go back and then scroll down and then okay keep going down and you'll see a you'll see a video of her. So it's it's it's SNL audio from 2013 over the over her talking. They're homeless people out there. Can't even pay their mortgages. Is that what George Washington had in mind? We started America. I was like, read something, saw, learn a book, fact. For every five people who are hungry, there are five people who are two-fold. And that's just both the principal.

No, we need bipartisan ships. Because there are some people in Africa right now where it's like, no. This election is a miscreate. This election. This is a miscreate. This election. This is a colostomy. I think we all know the deal, Jason, Jillian, Assange, and Jail.

And that's because she's a woman. Do you even know what we're talking about? We both both. We have to show her at UD. I'm sorry. So it's crazy because she's, you were saying that you hope she's not corruptible or you wonder if she isn't? I hope she just I don't know because she believes in like in the utopia, right?

She believes in it. You take that all the way. That's so cute, right? And that's great. It's great. I can work with utopia. I can argue principles. I can't argue money.

I can get Mac. You get all the you get maxine waters in there. There's nothing I could say to convince her that she doesn't need a new house. Like I could talk somebody out of principles. You know what? I'm used to talking hot broads out of principles. No, you're making a good way.

Because one of the guys on our team, he's thinks that she can be converted. Yeah, he thinks she can. People are reasonable. Yeah. They're just all, like every time I see her getting capped on, because she's dumb. I think, well, you know, it's fun to do, but you guys are missing like a fundamental truth to her. This is a big, this is a sea change that we should be happy about, I think.

Maybe we can set up a thing where, with this elaborate deal where we get her stranded in elevator with Thomas Sol for like three weeks or something. Yeah. It breaks down. That'll work. Otherwise somebody's going to have to get a picture of her nipples because that's the only way you can stop and check that hot. They just have too much power.

But as soon as they show their nipples, it's done. Nobody's interested anymore. Yeah, you've been on that for that. That is, yeah. I know how the Japanese, the Javie models, that's why they don't ever show their nipples. Because they know that the mystery is the fake one that came out, right? Yeah, I did. They debunked it with like, comparing feet. The foot fetishes discovered that AOC's nudes were fake because of the feet, because they, they're autistic over her feet.

But she totally wigg, she totally melted down. Yeah. When the fake nudes came out, because she knows every woman, every hot woman knows that the nipples are out. Like you look at her, she seems kind of just like boring and uptight. And I don't think she's a thought. Like you look at her, she seems kind of just like boring and uptight. And I don't think she's a thought.

Yeah. Well, shit, man, I would love to talk more about your past and your crimes. Yeah, you can, I'm an open book, you know? You can ask whatever you want. What makes you a rage? I'd really love to know that. Anything non-political.

Probably like gladiator sandals. Oh yeah. No dude. He just whipped that right out didn't he? Yeah or toilet paper too. What about the gladiator sandals? Is that the toe wrap one, the big toe? Girls were these things.

Yeah that people were, I hope you laugh. I'm sorry, I don't mean to say that. Actually I don't care if I offend you. That's how much they trigger me. There's few things that trigger me. That's one of them. Yeah.

And they're just terrible. They're fucking gross. And all the girls at wear them, they don't think that they look good in them. They're just drones and they're looking what all the other girls are wearing. So look, oh, that's cute. They look at Forever 21 or whatever, fucking drone bar.

Yeah, and okay, so look, here's the thing. Do you have any of these? No, okay, good, they're line-proven. Okay, good, good. So, okay, the line is what I want. If a girl is standing on just flat foot on the ground, and then I take a black magic marker, and then I draw lines on the top of feet, and then around her leg and then stand back five feet.

It's the same thing. So, okay, so they're making the case that standing on the ground barefoot with black lines up your leg is attractive. Why did people check buying their feet then in China? It's fucking terrible, so I fucking hate it. Making a lot of good points. And I also gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

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like a high-end Japanese one, but it was too much like, it was splashing too much. Yeah, because I got a whole move I do. So I can just like get spik and spanned, just bone quick. You know, you can carry them in your backpack or in your glove box. But like babies, we don't, we don't, to wipe your own ass with toilet paper

is the equivalent of cleaning a baby with a paper towel. That's true. And it's behind your back. You would never do that. Yeah, right. No. So you've never had them like not rip apart and just made me feel less clean. What?

What wipes? No, like regular toilet paper. Oh, exactly. So if I've to, if I'm somewhere and I have to make do, then I'll go get like toilet, uh, where are the paper towels and I'll fold them and run them out of the water and then ring them out. And I can magyver them on the go if I need to. How come there's no like wet wipes dispensers and bathrooms and airports? Women could get tampons wherever they want, but I can'tyver him on the go if I need to. How come there's no like wet wipes, dispensers, and bathrooms, and airports?

Women could get tampons wherever they want, but I can't get. I can't get. Well, I can't put it like a vending machine. Just scan your credit card, and I've seen that shit. No, right there. Take it into the stall with you.

People fuck with them. This is actual entrepreneuring that I'm talking about. Not entrepreneurship. Hmm. That is, that's that's that that's a serious capitalism right there. Lacey, what do you think about this? What do you think, no, what do you think about this, or this billboard?

I think it's great. You think it's great, yeah. See, that's a better argument than shouting it you drunkenly about Trump, isn't it? Yeah. I'll take it. This is way better. Are you getting drunk and yelling at people about Trump?

Never. You are. She gets yelled at for it every time she comes in here. Did you vote for her for Hillary? She did. You know what though? But think about it. That's how tolerant we are. We can disagree with people, but there are friends.

If it was the other way around. That's right. No way. We're very tolerant. I'm being so tolerant right now. Well, but you're kind of the ex, but you're, you're, you would be in an omelette. I'm not a bummer. Look at your smirking.

That's not the smirk of tolerance. This is the stony black man's face of tolerance. That's, that's a raw stoicism. Yeah, it's raw stoicism. Let me see. Um, so yeah, I rage on those on those things, I guess. Yeah. Well, dude, this is, this is a great piece. I love it. What do you got in store for the future? Not sure. You know, we're kind of, well, we've got something pretty big that we were going to do last year before

Christmas. But I hurt myself. So we couldn't do it. And it was too busy. But we're probably going to do it again soon. It'll be really big. When you see it, you'll think of me. For sure. Do you stamp it? You've like, no, but I mean, I'll leak the stuff in the social media. Yeah.

They know, you know, so. Okay. So we're doing something like that soon. I'll email you or check it. You give me hints about what it is. I can't off the air, but I can on the air. Okay. I'm not very good at off air your secrets.

I don't know. I wouldn't trust me. Okay. Then off the air. Maybe it's hell Sean. He's good with secrets. No. What do you think?

No. What about you, any girls from this thing? Yeah, girls. What do they call it? They slide in your DMs. Well, there's guys do that. I didn't know girls did that, too. Well, there's, oh, yeah, that was sexist. Why would you presume that? Yeah. What? They can't slide in your DMs. I don't know. So yeah, I don't know how to ignore them. There's, yeah, you know, there's, there's a lot more. what you realize is that when you do this stuff, maybe you already

know this, there's a lot more people, especially women that are on our side than you would realize. Yeah. Right? Because I think we get bludgeoned so often with the media, thinking, you know, we just think that we're like these, these, we're desolate in this giant ocean of lives. But there's actually more of us, even out here in LA than people realize They they just pop up quietly. Yeah So Hollywood's full of an LA is full of conservatives are just quiet because they don't want to ruin their life

That's very true. It makes sense that women would be conservative Well, the ones that aren't the ones that haven't been brainwashed by Snapchat You know what I mean? And they're not you know sending nudes allashed by Snapchat, you know what I mean? And they're not, you know, sending nudes all over the place, you know? I mean, you got the stronger the family unit is, the more resources the woman has access to. So it seems like they would want more for themselves. I know women, they like having more for them. Seems like they would be more conservative in that regard. Well, if they don't, you know, conservatives will fight off to saber-two tigers at the

campfire, fear of cave woman, right? They're going to keep you safe. Yeah. You know, but I think in 10, 20 years, we're going to see a giant influx of sad SJW cat moms. You're going to see it. There's going to be a massive, massive drop on society, just a boom of all these women that are buying

in all this crap right now. Cat boomers. Yeah, that's the future. Did you just invent that? Yeah, that's what I do. You invented that in your mind right now. I've had a bunch today. All right, man, if you wanna stick around,

places are gonna read the news. We love that. Yeah, I'm going to switch the cameras. We're going to open your mic. This has been absolutely fantastic. Thank you for coming in. Yes. Okay. What's up with all these? You're long stories. Oh, this is the air's theater long stories. And yeah, we've got a, we've got a resident liberal named hysteria. I would have brought some sauces. If you guys, you guys were into them. No, it's, well, you see the puppet over there.

So that's based on a real guy who's more of them up it than the Muppet is. Yeah. And the Muppet collects sauces because the guy has a fetish fridge. I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got,

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I don't know. If we could ever help with any of this show, let me know. I'll keep you guys in the loop. We've got, but it's like a monkey paw with us. We'll help, but we're not very good. So, no, the listeners are much better. Yes, yes.

No, it's good. It's good to have everyone in your corner. I just want to show you. I guess I'm a peed with all the legs going different directions. Yeah. You never know where it's going to end up. Yeah, yeah.

Switch. That's like a forest gump quote for the 21st century. So we did sanctuary city signs coming in and out and you can read those. No shit. I'm looking at, uh, Galt sent me a photo, uh, library with, it says Malibu City Limit and you made official Sanctuary City. Signs.

Official looking signs. Oh no, that's, yeah. Just stick on. That's pretty funny. That's not real. I mean, I thought, I look at this and I think that that actually exists. This is just bullshit that you made. We gotta jam it up.

Ah, crazy, you are, you're part of the problem. Does that look real to you? It looks really real. It looks, that looks like something that Malibu would do, too, doesn't it? Yes! You gotta read it. You show official sanctuary city

because our beach community needs cheap labor, dude, you know, cheap memories, no cheap nannies, cheap nannies and gardeners make Malibu great. Underneath this is boil heights not so much. Yeah, right. Yeah, no shit. Oh, are you Mexican? No, no, you are right. Are you?

Yeah, yeah, half. No, I mean, it depends who, it depends who I'm arguing with. Of course. From arguing with a bunch of elite white tricks from Harvard, then I'm, why does that? What if you're arguing with y'all right, then what are you? Then you're not?

I don't know if I've ever argued with them. We'll see. I don't know if they'll let you in the ethno state, if they know. Well, I don't know if you're Spanish stone, you go way back, then maybe they will. I don't want to be in the ethno state. Yeah, it's a behind York. I don't wanna be in the Esno State, yeah, to be honest.

I mean, music. And it's dumb, it's not gonna happen. Yeah. If you know what, scroll up and then go to the right, and there's one that you would like see on the right, where it says, don't he me, click that. Don't he me dry, you know what? Landscaping by LA City Council,

we'd rather spend your ton, we'd rather spend your your ton, we'd rather spend your tax money on welfare for illegal. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh He's great to see you. So great to see you. How was Knoxville? Knoxville was fantastic. Yeah. It was a back in Alia. Did you see any of the pictures? I did. This was the whole...

Let me pull up the picture. It looked like a good time. Awesome. It was great. We saw a guy... We saw a guy destroy another man. Yeah. Yeah.

He took his soul. Andy Worsky took Tonka's soul. The other guy didn't show up to a fight that he started. He challenged a guy to a fight, an MMA in the octagon, and then he just failed to show up. He tried to bitch out. He failed. He sent in the wrong. He fought before. He claims to have, but now everything is suspect. Now it's just the guy running his mouth on the internet. So we all that. Imagine that.

Imagine an octagon and he didn't even show up. He didn't even show up. So think about the cumulative amount of money and effort that was spent resources and he just didn't even show up. Didn't even show up. And then you put the fight together. I didn't put it together. It was on the card for another MMA fight.

So they didn't have to build it. But like, they're, they were so big that the, the night before he canceled all the ring side seats were sold out. And then the next day they were all refunded. Like, people, the event already said that they, they had to pay back like six, it was either six or $10,000 just for refunds. And then terrible. Terrible. May weather was gonna be there. Jay Z. He's throwing a sit ring side.

It's gonna be a who's who. That guy's never gonna bounce back. He's already, he's deleted all the videos on his channel. Just show up and get beat up, man. There's honor. I've got my ass kicked. You can't win them all. That's true.

No, and this was really it wasn't even about the physical fight. It was just about who could keep it together to show up. Like the other guy flew into the wrong city. The other guy was someone knocked up. Okay. Okay, flew into Nashville. Yeah. Instead of Knoxville and yeah, and we had to Ralph had to go drive to Nashville to pick him up.

And it was like, yeah, that's Andy. Andy Wars. He drove, he flew into the wrong city because he saw Tennessee and thought, well, how big could it be? Well, how far apart is the only state that's in two time zones, you jackass. That's how big it is. Because everyone was saying Knoxville, Knoxville. So he saw N and thought that's the one. He had another K was still there. Not to order that. No, X. It's Andy Worsky.

Yeah. He was definitely just like highest fuck well. He fucking booked his tickets. And he was the same shit. And Worsky's not like a real big guy, right? No, he was, he went from 145 to 155. Damn. And the training for this five. If you put on 10 pounds of muscle. Yeah. No, he was, he went from 145 to 155. Damn.

In the training for this fight. If you put on 10 pounds of muscle, then that means that he was going hard to put on 10 pounds of muscle, you're serious. Good for him. He's got like that, he's got that meth, eight, whatever it is, ADD focus, where if he doesn't have a goal, his life is in shambles,

but if he has a goal, he can pursue it harder than you've ever seen someone pursue something before. And I think that intimidated the other guys dick back up into his body. If I'm honest, this is from the show. This is what we turned it into. So this is me up here looking enormous. My arms look like little coagin. I was gonna tell you, you're're looking great. Look at this. Thank you. Look better than great better than great

Amazing incredible fantastic, and this is Ralph with his Jesus Toga Because somebody found his porn hub account and he named it Jay Caesar 87 So that's why he goes by Caesar Okay, got it. This is a man who sits down to create a porn hub account and reaches back into the tombs of the of the greats of the great leaders of create a porn hub account, something like Tasty Weiner 95 or something just like gibberish. Just a nod to the greats.

Yeah, Jay C's are a Thomas Jefferson is my porn hub account. Voltaire. I like to, yeah, class up my huge porn fan or by my pornography. And then we've got Andy Worsky and a wheelchair. Here's soaking it in. Anyways, nice to see you. Have you heard about our virgin contest? No, you don't know. We're running a virgin contest. No, this is good. I saw a little bit of it. And I was going to bring in a virgin topic. But I hope, here's the, here it is. OK. I picked them all.

Yes. And I'm all right. All right. Chris, get out of here. Get out of here, Kiwi. This is all the virgins on the right. They're not ignoring a third time. He may have to chop someone's fingers.

All the virgins on the right. And here's going to be their tasks on the left. Excuse me. Sorry, I was looking to the right and didn't see any names. Do you have any advice for them? Have you ever deflowered someone? No, oh my God, that would be the last thing that I wanted to do. Oh my God, that would be awful.

Why? What do you mean awful? Why? Just flowering, no, that sounds miserable. Someone's gotta do it. Yeah, but not me. Ever. Kicking the can but not me. Ever. Kicking the can down the road. Damn.

What the hell is that? Why not? I need somebody with experience. I don't want to. Oh, like you're a complicated machine. You're a high-performance, super-computer. You need a nuclear engineer to figure you out. I mean, you need someone with experience.

For sure. What do you mean? It's not that, it's not hard. I know what I'm doing. It's not that difficult. You figure it out and figure it out in a couple of seconds, couple minutes. It's built in.

I just don't think they would like be able to, I don't know. Tuning up a couple of thoughts is not going to make up for millions of years of evolution. You don't know. Tuning up a couple thoughts is not going to make up for millions of years of evolution. You don't just fuck somebody. It like takes time. Takes time to what? Have sex.

Get to know that person and I just wouldn't want to get to know a virgin and then- Oh, that's a lot of things. What the hell? Have to teach them how to do it. Is there a version on the phone? I don't know. A version of Lauren's computer. A version of the computer.

You were like, how dare you call Justin a version? Well, the computer just came in and it's... You would have even get to no one? No, they would make me feel uncomfortable. Why? They need... I don't know, I just want to watch. She only likes Chad Hose.

Yeah, you only like Chad. How many girls does a guy have to bang before he gets to do it? Oh, okay, okay. That's not what we think he about either. 50. 50? Double digits? Preferably not.

Why is it a waste of time? Why would it be a waste of time? You don't want that pure virgin. I'm 39 years old, so. Oh, okay. Meeting somebody around that same age, that's a version. How long have you been? How long many years have you been 29?

No, I'm just starting to warm up to the idea that I'm turning 30 this year. Okay. So that's where I let it slip. But what? Start saying it before you actually are. I don't know how I want to use transition. Exactly. Use into the transition. Yeah.

Exactly. Transition. Yeah. A 30 year old version? Isn't that a movie? No, it's 40 year old. But still. Wait, why would you think the version would have to be your age?

I only date people my age. Yeah. I'm not going to date an 18 year old. Oh really? You don't date like 50 year old guys? Fuck no, DAX. That is not me. And you know, for sure.

Why not? It was the point. Why would you justax. That is not me. And you know what, for sure. Why not? What's the point? Why would you just go see now? She probably heard you. That's 50. I'm not dating a man. That's my dad's age. What's the oldest? That I've dated.

That you would. Um, maybe like, uh. 49. I'd say 40, 38 to 40. Yeah, 38 to 40. Yeah. Wouldn't she want like an older accomplished man, God all is shit together.

I mean, God is business. There's got lots of money for you to reap. It's your closet. You don't want to help a guy build up his business only for the trade you in. Whoa. I mean, you know, he's doing it. It's your husband.

It's not my problem. Why would I pick a guy like that? What about when you were younger? What would you date a virgin then? No? Works They're not so like you're gonna have sex with me if they're still a virgin I'm gonna talk them into it and then they're just gonna just throw out their values to date me or have sex with me if they're still a virgin. I'm not gonna talk them into it. And then they're just gonna just throw out their values to date me or have sex with me once we finally figured out, I don't know.

I'm not saying it's a value thing. It's just like they've never successfully talked a girl into bed before. Then what's the, the chance they're gonna talk me into bed? Well, everyone was a virgin at one point. Right, yeah. So, maybe you can make a matrana make them really good, you know? I don't really good. You know, I

want to training people Pilates not sex That's my social doesn't one lead to the other No, but sex it needs to Pilates. Yeah Pilates improve sex. I bet you don't date dudes that are into Pilates and yoga Do you those are two different things? No, I don't know., I don't. She's only dating Alpha Chad Maga guys. No, that's not it. True. That's true. Have you read the articles where feminists, like, hardcore feminist writers write these articles

and they're like, I'm addicted to banging Trump supporters. Like there's articles out there. We're like, they find them on the dating apps. Yeah. And they hate it, but they can't stop. Oh my god. Are you addicted to dating to banging? I've never hate it, but they can't stop. Oh my god. Are you addicted to dating, to banging? No, I've never dated a, or banged a Trump supporter.

How do you know? Because I know. Are you afraid? Just a long questionnaire. Are you a virgin? No. Are you a Trump supporter? Do you own a red hat?

How do you feel about the bump stock, man? Okay. How about this? How about this, if there were, if you had to bang a virgin or a Trump supporter, but they were both hot, you had to bang one, which one would it be? That's a great question. Good question. This is a really good question.

But the Trump supporter is a super alpha Chad. He has like a 16 pack abs. Oh, for sure, the Trump supporter. Wow. Values. Wow. He has like a 16 pack abs. Oh, for sure the Trump supporter. Yeah, sure. Wow. Values, wow. Gone Chad. Okay, Zad, do you have any advice for the virgins?

Lazy. Yeah, you. Don't talk to me. So it seems like your virgins are just uncomfortable with the idea of approaching a woman or even being involved, right? So just... I mean, I don't know. Well, that's what you, right?

Yeah. Is that... Yeah, that's part of it. Part of it. Well, what's the main, why are they virgins? Because they haven't had sex yet. What? What's preventing them from having sex?

Um, women. Yeah. Hold on, I'm gonna get your camera in focus. Oh, we can too. Just women in focus. Holy, Ketudo. Just women in general, then they should try men. She looks so tiny. Whoa. Boys, you're saying if you're a virgin, you haven't had sex with a woman, you should just

try men. He just said women were the problem. Well women not banging them. Them not being able to do that. Do not edit that and do not. I'm not editing anything. There you go. That does it look like it looks like a kiss to everybody. Yeah.

Let me know if it's fucked up. All right. Lacey, you don't have, you don't have any advice. Do you have, do you have some news for us then? I do. Okay. How was it traveling back from Knoxville yesterday? Did you know any differences at the airport?

Any? No. Why? No. Do you mean? Because 53,000 TSA workers are working yesterday, did you know any differences at the airport? Any? No, why? No. Because 53,000 TSA workers are working without being paid right now. Currently. What? In fact, they should all be whipped when they show up for work.

Well, they couldn't give last time a photo. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. What was that? I would have rubbed in every moment of my face. Oh my gosh. No, just brought stuff. I would have tried to tip every one of my gosh or just brought stuff that I would have really

would have been. I would have tried to tip them. There you go. I would have brought a little fishing line with a $20 bill on a piece of nylon and just wound it past TSA. You would have plucked TSA. I would have brought the big bottle of contact solution. They're saving nothing. They wouldn't take it away. All they're doing is grabbing they're grabbing old ladies by the crotch.

Oh my god. No. Smushing my balls. I did get two pays three. How many people are complaining about the TSA suddenly love the fucking TSA now? I hate that TSA. Yeah, I've always said I just feel bad for people that are working without getting paid. That's terrible. That's what happens when you're on the door working for the government. That's right. Don't do. You feel bad for the TSA. Yeah. That's how much you hate Trump. You feel bad for the TSA, the most worthless security theater, the most invasive force on the planet.

Like the, the, the first boots of fascism in America, you feel bad for them. The fucking TSA who does less than nothing. I was coming back from Knoxville and they had little ads. The Knoxville is a tiny airport. On the turnstiles to get to the TSA, they had pictures of shit that the TSA agents had found like I'm in first fucking grade. Officer Dick Balls prevented this gun

from getting through like first of all, it's Knoxville. The guy probably just forgot it. And then these, he wasn't like, I don't think anyone was, if you, if this, if this was meant to hijack a plane, there'd be another picture right next to it that I probably couldn't describe in LA. You know, it just happened to an NBA player not long ago, like for getting to, yeah, you know, he literally forgot. He literally forgot it too. Yeah. It can, it can happen if you normally carry a gun. They are worth less than zero.

The TSA. Are you talking about the government shutdown? They're not getting paid. I fucking hope, I don't, I hope they don't see a dime of it after they get unpause. They were actually, well, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were

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Yeah. The TSA, everybody who didn't get jobs, the DMV stands outside the DMV and gets rounded up like day laborers at Home Depot. They give them a badge and stick them in an airport. How could you possibly feel bad about the TSA, Lacey? I was just worried about you getting back. Your protection. I'll be fine.

I'm always fine. Somehow, I'm always fine. Okay. I'll be all right. But everything was fine. It was cool. No wait times. No extra long wait times or anything.

No. Oh, no. Just moving smooth. Smooth sailing. The luck cooler than normal. You're like, why the fuck are we here? Yeah, what do you listen to? You're moving faster.

Well, no, they're there. The same number of agents are there, I believe. 10% called in sick Today or on Sunday 10% Yeah, you know what I didn't notice is they were just sending people through the X-ray machine instead of the one where you got a yeah Stand up. No, that's scary. Say the pleasure. What's scared? What do you mean? What's scary? I just want all of the things? I just want all of the things. Oh, I really, were you scared before the, you know, you know, we were before there was a TSA, we were, we were okay.

Like planes weren't just falling out of the sky because a bunch of DMV workers weren't there. Like we were okay. Do you not feel, did you not feel safe then? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why does the X-ray make you feel safer than the microwave one in your mind? It doesn't have more moving parts so it seems more protection. Yeah So if they loaded people in like a gyroscope that spun around that would be more that would be extra protection

It just needs to be single file one person at a time. Okay All right. Well, they still feel the need to pat my hair every time I go through. They do that to me too. Yeah. Pistons me off. Or if it's up in a bun, they ask me to take it out. Coach.

They're going to install a virgin alarm soon too. He's going to go off the lacy can run screaming to the other side of the air for it. Coach always gets the pat down and You know because he's an idiot They always he missed his way in this week by the way. I was gonna have to go He had to go the whole my friend has a weight loss deal with himself Where if he goes if he doesn't lose weight every Friday he does not Allow to drink or smoke any drugs for an entire week. That's good

Well, it's good except he fucked up right before the three-day weekend He said all of his plans are fucked and he's never heard his wife laugh like this He really pissed me off. I've never heard of that happy Does he follow through with his own punishment? Yeah, I believe he was very strict Yeah, and then the next. He's very strict. And then the next day he woke up and he had lost four pounds. So all of his shit about like understanding weight loss and his son is like getting a crash course in it.

He fucked himself by a day. Yeah. He basically just had to take a fucking big shit and he would have been fine. Yeah. He said he was looking, he was like trying to find stuff that he could, he's like, no, my hair doesn't weigh five pounds I was trying to save his three-day weekend right who's trying to delay prolong the wing like as long as posh

He's in there making noise. Uh, well, I got a 11.59 p.m. He was trying to figure out how to piss more Right anyway standing on like different parts of the scale. Yeah, like see if he can you know, okay What was your I can't believe, I can't believe you're into the TSA. I mean, come on. But you've seen them. Yes, I know that they can't protect shit. Yeah. If you gave them a connect the dots, they would fuck it up. Like they can't do anything. They can't do anything. It's just idiot welfare. It's not like it's a bunch of like ex seals, you know, post office. Yeah. It's the people that run, you know, the post office, you know, less than them. It's just to get you used to surveillance. Okay.

So you're okay with it. Okay. And then they can put it in. It's in concept. Then they can put it at stadiums. And they can, I'm dead serious. Then they can bring home security to stadiums, homeland security to stadiums, concerts. They can start working it in to every single aspect of your life. So that pretty soon you've got a magnetron in front of your front door. So when you leave, they can make sure you're not bringing any contraband out of your house. Where Alexa then takes over and scans constantly for non-compliance with their advertising terms

of sort of, anyway, go, what else you got? That's the next one. I know you had your own fight this weekend, but Manny Pacquiao may have suffered a career ending eye injury on Saturday night. So on Sunday, he woke up and he started complaining of pain and vision loss in his left eye and his camp fears that he might have suffered.

Detach retina. And he scheduled to fly back to the Philippines to see his eye doctor today. Well, is he, he's real close to 40 now, I think. He is. Is he 40? And your retinas and the optic nerve and stuff does atrophy over time in everybody. Usually it just does an atrophy to the point where it detaches, but you get those kind of,

my dad's got two detached retinas. Yeah, but, I mean, you take a, you take a hits like that. I mean, that's jar and funny hit around. It's a hit around. It's just, yeah, to spend six weeks on his face and a massage. You're dad that's sad. Wow.

I mean, I guess. That's what he, he's funny, flinches. Yeah, he starts lipping off and I'm like, I did, I did. I just like to go back. Yeah, that chair, dad. One wrong punch. Those retinas are gonna pop right off. Old man, you better watch it.

Yeah. He had to spend, because he's so addicted to TV that when he was recovering from his retinus surgery, he got a massage table and a mirror and set it up so he could lay on his face for like two or three weeks and watch television through a mirror. Your dad is awesome. Yeah, he's very industrious when it comes to watching television.

Manipackia, I was on, huh? Yeah, out of the count. He also got robbed on the same night of his fight. He got robbed. He got robbed. Yeah, the police responded to his house. The door was open and he had like thousands of dollars of jewelry and cash just stolen.

Well, that's one of his, I'm sure that's one of his, in his circle. It's always one of the circle. Oh, yeah. It's always one of the circles. It's weird to just remind him back to the Philippines for high surgery. Like shouldn't he be flying America?

Or Europe? Or Europe? Or the West? Yeah. The West. Kind of weird. It is weird. Do they have a, I'm not sure.

Do they have good retina reattachers there? And the Philippines? Somehow I would doubt it. Maybe there's just somebody that he trusts. That's where he's from. Maybe there's something else going on. Familiar. Maybe he got a,

maybe he was in a glory hole and he took a little squirt in the eye and he's trying to come, because he said all that shit about gay people. And maybe they'll cover it up. And they have a lot of lady boy action out there. So they've got, you know, probably good viral medications and stuff.

Exactly. So Philippines have a lot of lady boy stuff? Yeah. Well, no, it's Thailand. Yeah, I mean Thailand is the famous one, but. Why did you know that so quickly? Because I'm an ass farmer, Dick. Uh-huh.

Okay. That goes way back. I knew that. It's part of your, you knew that for those Thai lady boys too. Yeah. Yeah. They start browsing those kids full of hormones when they're like eight years old. Is that true?

Yeah, really? Yeah, they do it because they can monetize and helps the family get by. There's countries kids don't go to school unless you're rich, right? You work so you can support the family so you get to have a bunch of kids, support the family. And it's common to take a bullet for the team. It's brutal, man. Whoa. Oh, gosh. Yeah, it's like a lot of the family. And it's one of them that I'm going to take a bullet for the team's brutal man. Whoa. Oh gosh. Yeah. It's like a lot of the cast. A lot of the cast rady in Europe were when there were kids, they're like, oh, they could they could make it into the, you know, help

support the family become rich and famous. So they yeah, that's a raw deal. Yeah. Like, like, like even if you go to Mexico, if you don't Mexico, if your family doesn't have a lot of money where you can pay for all your own school stuff, as soon as you're out of middle school, you don't go to high school. Only people with money there go to school. We're spoiled over here. That would be great. I would give anything to not have gone to high school.

Just get to relax and chill out like those Mexican kids. You've thrived in high school. It was rough. It was rough to get through. I had to make, I had to get through every day. The boredom, having to sit there. You were just too advanced. All day.

I'm getting into DMV all day. Okay, what do you got? What's nice. All right, so today, Fox and Friends host apologizes for airing a graphic that implied Ruth Bader Ginsburg died. Do you see that? I thought she did die. No.

She did die? No. She had recent surgery, lung surgery. And she died. And surgery, they put her head on another bonnet donor body. Yeah. Keep her alive our RBG but it's hilarious they flashed her image with her birthday and

in in in year 2019 and I think she quickly was to the last year like what's the actuarial table that graphic set up already why is it even why did they make that it's like the losing sports team already has the cat in the truck a couple months. What do you mean why do they have the graphic already? Why? Why is he's gonna die?

No! Work ahead, come being pro after. I guarantee that have one or go for it. It's English celebrity. It's English celebrity. They definitely do. Works for a magazine we do. Are you gonna cry when our BG dies?

No. We hold a sayon to try to bring her back to life. You said a prayer for her. No I Don't think she can hold her head up anymore I think she's I mean odds off Drilling no there's got to like what she's been in for what pneumonia? Did she go to the hospital for pneumonia? I'm just asking questions Um, did she ever go to the hospital? pneumonia? I'm just asking questions.

Does she ever go to the hospital? I don't know. Because I looked up the actuarial death info for Jewish women above, like at her age, and it was six years. I had a bed. I was on the Ralph Retort and somebody said, like, when is she actually going to die? So I looked up the actuarial, like this insurance says they're gonna die, and it was six years.

So it would have been, it would have been the third year of Trump's second term. Oh, six years from now? Six years from when I looked it up, which was right before the midterms. So I haven't checked that data since she went into the hospital. But man, when you're old, the second you get into the hospital,

you fucking, John's fucking, John, when you're old, the second you get into the hospital, you fucking don't. You're fucking don't. That's not true. And there is not truth in old in it. Fucking don't. Don't. That's what old people like if they break a hip, it's all done. Yeah, everybody becomes like a horse.

Yeah. You know, like break it. It's like even if they can fix that, then something else, they get a blood clot somewhere else. It's not even worth it. I mean, they're really, they're torturing her by keeping her alive. Do you know what happened? Do you know what's going to happen? If in his first term she dies and he gets another appointee, do you understand the meltdown? It's going to be a younger engine syndrome square. I get the meltdown. I understand it perfectly. I hope I am afraid that she dies right before the election so that more people will be motivated to vote.

You know, no more liberals will get out to vote. In a perfect world, she would die seconds after Trump wins his second term. I mean, like, just alive enough to see it on the news. And that kills her? Yeah. She's in the hospital. And then, like, an orderly, she'd be there with her family, right? Or whoever she's got, I don't know, it's just,

she'd have a family. She'd be there with a bunch of horses. Holding their hooves and stuff, and like an orderly, a young black orderly takes off. This is my fantasy. He comes to work. No. And he takes off his mega hat and he puts it in his locker and puts on his orderly uniform

and he's checking the results and they've got her all sequestered in her rooms. Like, oh, they don't want to shock her and everybody She's not dead. It's not dead and then he goes in there and he just flicks on the TV to Fox and like oh Trump is elected President again Again and then Trump looked the right camera goes fuck you Ruth She flatlines right there. He's just like the guy just like, yeah, boom. He's selfie-z-shit, right? Oh.

That's your fantasy. That's my fantasy. I don't want to die until he gets elected again. Very detailed fantasy. So detailed. I would never. The guy's black, though. Did you get that part?

I did get that part. Yeah, that's important. That's not unclear, very important. Very important. I think you got a big old smirk. Wow. That's what I hope happens. very, very, very important. And you got a big old smirk. Wow. That's what I hope happens.

What do you think she's going to outlive? Do you think she's going to live into 2020? Yes. I do. Why are you so confident about that? Because she's an old woman. Totally. So is my grandma. She's going to be a kid.

She's got a thousand years old like she is. Yeah. Yeah. She's kind of old. I think she was born in the same year, 33. If you had to pick one to survive and pass it. Okay. Okay.

Okay. She's twice. And that's gonna be hard to my grandma's a Trump supporter. Wow. All right. Love you grandma. I know you'll never hear that, but. You got to love you.

Yeah. I do. Have you ever been ghosted? Oh, yeah, stereos ghosted me. No Romantic interest Not after Before I've fucked them. Yes Not after Quit it really well. Yeah, what woman is gonna fuck you and then just, no, I have.

And it was the weirdest experience of all that. What happened? You got used. I did. I totally did. And it was fine. Like she wasn't that great. And then she just totally stopped responding to me.

And I could never figure it out and I didn't really care. Maybe she killed herself. How I was like that was, I have had, I have had that happen at work. Is somebody killed themselves after you had sex? So somebody just died. Somebody died and never heard from the,

and I read about it in an autopsy. Well, sorry, what'd you say, Justin? I said I have this the most people. They just die and you never hear from them again. Yeah. Yes, I was ghosted and it always annoyed me. What happened though? Why did I don't know? I never figured it out. Did you send her emails? Like just tell me where you live. Yeah. Just tell me. Why is it a recovery process? How do you feel about it? I only send her like 50 emails.

Just I'm like not that many. Did you feel like she owed you an explanation? 50 emails or something. Not that many. Did you feel like she owed you an explanation? I feel like women in general owe me an explanation for just everything that they're doing. Just to check in regularly. Yeah. Okay.

I'll stop women on the street and just flash with my wallet and say, like, what's going on? Yeah. What are you doing? I'll say nothing. I'm just going to the store. I know you're fucking around. I pat down girls' random. that kicked their legs out with your

guns or weapons on you. You got any target receipts and you got any target gift cards in here. You got a second. You got hiding any foster dogs on you, ma'am. I'm gonna find them. If I reach into your person and a dog bites me, that's assault. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's how long ago was it? I have, it's like six a long time ago. Okay. Oh, you got some ghost data?

Well, I just wanted, I was going to ask you a few questions. Okay. And I'll see. Have you ever been ghosted, John? No, I don't think so. Think hard, because I had to. Gold, have you ever been ghosted? I have, but it was, I have, but it was,

I had a weird one where I met up with this girl. We hooked up, and then right after that, she ghosted me, but I know the sex was really good. It was like amazing, so I don't get it. It's the same fucking thing that happened to me. It's weird. Somebody told me that it was, that was an LA girl thing. She might have, maybe it was to regret or something. I don't know.

Whatever. Is it ever happened to you? It happened to me recently. Oh, really? Oh, recently. I've never been and then it just happened and it would really was. Hold on, hold on. I've done it a lot.

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like I was hooked up for pretty long. How long? Um, it happened in April last year. It's pretty devastating. So what happened? So like you guys hooked up and then he stopped returning your text or call? Like, well, we had seen each other a few times. We hooked up. How many times did you see that before you hooked up? Fuck off. I'm not telling you this.

Three. Not enough. Not enough times. I'm not telling you this. I'm not enough. That is a key on the point. Because he's split. See, this is what, no, no, but it could be something else. Wait, so then we saw but it could be something else. Wait, should we finish your story? So then we saw each other get a great time, had plans to see each other the next week and then I just didn't hear from him. Great time. Hold on, did you ever get into his house?

Yes, multiple times. How long? I met his best friend. How long ago was it that he split up with his ex or something? I have no idea. Cause he probably linked up with another girl. I was thinking there was like things like that.

And then he lost her or whatever happened, then he popped up again in your life. Popped the fuck up. Did you tell him to fuck off? No, she didn't. Fuck. Of course I am. Did you say no?

Did you refuse oral the first time you hooked up? Cause I've girls that chicks who do that. I guess it could be an ex-relationship. I guess they didn't do some selves like that. I don't. I don't refuse oral because I like to do a oral. So I've never really done that. Your Instagram is gonna fuck you. You thought your Instagram was on fire before? Hey whatever. Hey, that guy that you sent the feet picks to.

Do you remember when you were here last time? Oh, yeah, this dickhead was hitting Lacey up for feet pictures. So I took pictures of her feet and sent it to him. Oh, you did. Yeah. I don't think I heard the follow through on that. Yeah, he could calm down. He didn't.

Nothing else. Calm down. Calm down. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, okay. So you got ghosted.

I got you. And when did he come back into your life? In November. April to November. Yeah. so that's a pretty long You guys are still talking you're so cool. Oh See he bailed again No, no, we're still talking like but it's not good. It's fine, but it's nothing like Permanent. What is that like what is it? I'm dating what is it? We're not like dating. I don't know. I don't know

I don't knowating. We're not like dating. I don't know. I don't know. We're just talking again. You've got to make a guy spend so much money on you that it hurts him in his wallet to ghost you. That's the secret for women. You need like 50 dates minimum. If I was a chick, that's what I would... I was just dating this guy. He was taking me all around and taking me out and doing

all this stuff with me, but then he was doing that with 50 other people too. So that doesn't work. Oh, okay. What's your ghosting stance? Okay. What do you mean? No, I was just going to ask you. What point does someone owe you a former disclosure?

What? What point? Does someone owe you a former disclosure? What? Do you feel like a bank? Does someone owe you a former closure? Sorry, I said disclosure. No, I say all the time, just ghost everyone. Like if you break up with somebody, you're just asking for you to get yelled at. Well, not that, but like, listen, after messaging with you and they just drop off, that's yes or no.

Do they owe you an explanation? No. Exactly. Yeah. You know what? Some people, you don't think they owe you an explanation? No. Exactly. Yeah. You know what? Some people, you don't think they owe you, but you would give it just because you're straightforward, right? You'll just tell someone.

You know, you have to, if you, you can try to walk them into it, but some people just don't want to hear it. Yes. You'll try to introduce, you'll try to start this conversation, you'll try to Chris Hansen them, hey, I want you to, can you just have a seat? And I'm like, no, I'm not sitting down. I'm out and they'll do, they'll dodged it

at every step of the way. So you eventually have to, they won't help you break up with them. Yeah. And it's annoying when they do that. And so then it's just, all right, I'm, so wait, are you taking polls? Cause you got some pretty elaborate data right there.

This is from Buzzfeed News. This is just questions that we've been pulled together. So I'm asking him these questions to see where he stands. She's bringing the news in. Buzzfeed? Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Oh gosh.

I mean, whatever. Like this is just one. This is just one. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. If you want to understand men, don't go to bus seats, don't go to Vox, don't go to Slate.

The rest of them, you'll end up with how many cats will you end up trying to busvage your source? I mean, as many as you can afford. How much do you need to eat? I can't see how far. No, I just like their pull. It was interesting to me, because I had been ghosted and think it's relatable.

What was the, what was that? What are all the stats on this? Well, I'm gonna be kind of familiar. Okay, after going on a date, after going on one date, do you feel like you owe somebody an explanation? No, fuck no. No, no, you would just literally go out

and then have a great night or have a good night or have a night. No, no, you would just literally go out and then have a great night or have a good night or have a night. No, no, I've done that a lot. Go on one dates with guys and not tell them. Not with guys, you get it. Damn it, I'll get you one of these days, Sean. What, really? I can't just do that to people regardless if I'm in like

a dating relationship. Like I just respect full of that person. I don't, do that to people regardless if I'm in like a dating relationship. Like I just have a respectful of that person. I don't, I mean, I was younger. Like I didn't, but it was just like, oh no, she probably didn't have that great of time anyway too. So that was irrationally. Well you know what, sometimes there's a thing where you're going to date in the neither person

calls the other person. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. But, but if you go on a date and it seems cool, hold on, hold on. But if you go on a date and it seems cool and then the other person reaches out, but you're not feeling it, I won't just disappear in them because that's just kind of like cowardly. I'll just say, hey, I'm not really feeling it. Good luck. Yeah. That's fine. That's good. But I think I think all these ghosting problems, this is like a problem like with the millennials, like,. These are people that they didn't forge their personalities in the real world interacting.

Everything is hidden digitally so they can just step out cowardly where we did in the real world. And that's what this article addresses is that since the rise of social media and everything that people have just been able to pull out with no explanation. And it's got from much. Which makes sense because that's what the guy did for me. That's how I met him with social media. I've got from much younger girls way back when

is there would be no, there would be no back and forth like you're saying, like neither person had a good, and then I would get an angry text like, oh, you couldn't even message me, huh? Oh, I've had those. Yeah, like, this is the same. That's your way street. Yeah, like you could, you know, I'm busy.

I'm busy doing shit that isn't you all the same. That's your way street. Yeah, like you could, you know, I'm busy. I'm busy doing shit that isn't you all the time. But they never think that anyway. What about after having sex? You just stop talking to somebody, but you've had like, I mean, ideally. Continuous. Oh God.

God, I did. After meeting your friends. You should be so lucky. Meeting your friends. That's not a thing. That's not a thing. That's all I think. What does that mean? Introducing already, you're like parading a show pony around your friend.

Look at this girl that I got everyone. Women care about that shit. What about after meeting your family? Is that a family? Ghost your family? No, ghost your girlfriend. No, you've probably splitting up shit at that point. Like I've got your crap over here, you've got my crap over there.

Yes, if you've introduced some of your family, then you're probably pretty serious about them. Yeah, that's true. So what did the stats say? You fell in. Are you making me do a Buzzfeed quiz? Yeah. Next, next article, please.

I thought it was a news article. It turns out to be a quiz just for you. It was just a long con into a quiz. It seems like we're getting infiltrated by N.T. Fires. Yeah. Oh my gosh. They found a way to- No, I was just wondering. it's wondering you were on the rise

20% of single-daters have experienced being ghost what age groups millennials Yeah, of course They just get back to stalking these people the millennials don't even understand how to just interact on a normal level a lot You know just basic they started off everything on a lot, you know, just basic. They started off everything on my space, you know what I mean? Like, look, pre-my space, you had to, in order to have friends or any kind of relationships, you had to build them with real world accomplishments, whether that was accomplishing certain tasks like sports

or it'd be funny. But you had to persuade people to be on your team to be your real friends. But when NiceBase came along, you just added them, right? And you didn't have to convince them. They didn't have to be persuaded on your team. So it was fake. Yeah.

They're ill-prepared, you know? Like, they got to have, go ahead Justin. It's like affecting, like, not just dating and stuff, but I kind of, I feel like this attitude, kind of like every, like, I'm at the age where I kind of, I saw both ends of it. Where I, like, first half of my life,

I didn't have any internet or anything like that. And then everything like gradually kind of change. Like even with like regular friends now, it's like if you make plans, if you don't call the week of the plans, they're like, hey, we still doing this or that you called Day of it. So, oh, you didn't tell me beforehand,

so I figured we weren't doing it anymore. Like that didn't used to be a thing. At least that's the final thing. That's how I get out of a lot of shit. Yeah. I love that you do that. You didn't confirm that I get out of a lot of shit. Yeah. I love that you do that. You didn't compare. I love when people bail on shit.

Yeah. Hey, I don't know where we still, they always try to ease you into it too. Hey, I don't know if you're still playing. You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just cancel. Fuck it.

Just ghost me. Yeah, I was probably drunk when I made that plan. I don't want to do, it's just today now. I don't want to do anything. Yeah, right. I don't want to do anything. Fuck it, cancel. Cancel as soon as you wake up. Cancel for fun. Uh, fun. Yeah. Let's make sometimes I make plans just to cancel them. It's not an I make plans every day. Just for kicks. Yeah, just right. Hey, let's walk in Canyon. Then we wake up. Hey, John. Guess what? I'm canceling. You imagine a two look what I'm doing in Canyon. Then we wake up, hey, Sean, guess what, I'm canceling. You imagine a two of us going to run in Canyon.

I love it. Oh, my God. When you just said, cute little dog said running in Canyon, I looked over, I was like, is he doing that? No. Because all I picture was like, does Instagram self-execiting?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They got a fucking camaraderie on walking up the side of a hill. I wear these Trump themed, wet pants. Oh my God. Sean wears jeans and whatever doc, what, while what is it, doc Wellington boots that you have?

Doc Wellington, what is the name? Doc Martin, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a lesbian. I'm wearing Doc Martin. Oh. Antifa blood docs. I mean, they're not for hiking, was my point.

Right, you're wearing jeans and your giant boots. The sweats. That was a conversation stopper. Yeah. Well, millennials, they have it rough. They gotta have like 20 different conversations at the same time, all the time. Completely.

A lot to keep in your head. Okay, what is do you have to do anymore news? That's the news. Completely. A lot to keep in your head. Yeah. A lot. Okay. What does he have in the do any more news? That's the news. That's the interviews. All right. Lacey, thank you very much for the news. Thank you for having me.

I'm gonna blast. Thank you for your time going with this. And what are you gonna do about this guy that's fucking you around? I'm still trying to figure that out. If you want to know how to handle it, then you should talk to dudes. True. I mean, I kind of think I know the answer. I don't think I should probably see him.

Well, you know the answer. You're not doing what you should do. You're doing what you want to do. I know. But... It's like, but, you know, how he can only take advantage of you as much as you let him. Yeah, that's true. I appreciate that. Man up. What does he look like?

What's the... He's fucking hot, I bet. Yeah. What does he look like as much? How many apples do you have? 12 or 18? He doesn't have that many apples right now. Does he work at the place you teach? No, no, no, no.

No, definitely not. He's so fucking trash. Definitely not. I would not date anyone from where I work. How long has he been bearded? He has no beard. No, no beard. This is a man.

I don't even know if he could grow a beard. Whoa, is it a twink? No. What about in the penis department? Huge. Huge penis? They made that four or five inches. What are we talking about?

It's just like bigger. Just pipe. How big are you talking? It's pretty girthy. Like this microphone? Yeah. No way. You're so full of shit.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be long. But like, not maybe, just a little smaller than that. This is, I can't even wrap my hand around this. You're way too lazy about her.

So we'll be talking. You can too, do you have small hands? Hey, put that down, never mind, cut that out, cut that out. Cut that out. Trump has small hands too and it didn't stop him. What's crazy about her is like when you're talking about, big enough to strangle leafy against her. Yeah. Wrap them around. When you're talking about big enough to strangle leafy against

wrap them around when you're talking to her about politics and stuff she gets a little squeamish and like edgy when you start talking about like oral and she's like oh no I just suck them down. I just like pipe. She's like damn. Can you sneak this on a date and get a picture of next to this like be so we can compare it. I don't believe that it's painless is this big. She has a she has a folder in her phone. No, he has never sent me a dick. He's sexy right now. Get it. Get a dick fake. Yeah, with the newspaper. We've never exchanged nude picks.

Okay. I don't know. Well, he's a gentleman. He's a gentleman. All right. I'm gonna play a song. Finally, I've had a bunch of songs. Thank you very much, Lacey. Thank you. Finally, I've had a bunch of songs. Thank you very much, Lazy. Thank you. This one is... This one's Kendolyn Hides called Tell Me Where You Live. Awesome! Can you play anything? They send this in.

Oh yeah, I sent this. Listeners! Tell me where you live! And part of this was all of us. I need to know where you live, hey! They're great. Just fucking tell me where you live! Just fucking tell me where you live!

This is based on the old ex! I can show up with a Shiv, mate! It's your first dog here! Yeah, I- It's my dreams! But then you left me all alone! Just because I'm crazy in meanings! So they can't hear us now or not.

They can't. They can't blame the door when you left. Look at this, I got some picks of it! I was not impressed, but let's put that all behind us now. So how have you been? I went and checked your last address, but nobody let me in. So do you have a new apartment? Because I'd love to come visit. People say they don't trust me, but that isn't true, isn't? Not knowing how to get to you. Yeah, that's my biggest problem. I have a bunch of others too, but maybe we can solve them.

Together, it's better that way I hope you agree. Just climb in my genius-minded, I'll explain it mathematically. Happiness equals your coordinates plus Google Maps. Divided by too much spare time and several nanny cams, Add my Facebook friend request and access to your Instagram. Subtract my lonely nights at home, Alone, boning my manly hand. Don't you understand now, girl we're fricking faded.

To be together, hang remember, all those weeks we dated Man, I was the greatest I can't believe you gave this up, bitch, I'm a celebrity The internet's most hated cut Plus, I'm so romantic, a sweet picnic, a planet I'll even pack some snacks in my old bike It has a basket Try my undercooked rice, the crunch will make you think twice

A london would be quite nice, just you me and my ex-wife. I'm patient kind and gentle, and baby I've got you the thing. Oh, and did I mention? I'm friends with Doug from Huba's Bank. I'm the best ex on the planet. Nate, it is true. Would you kindly look away? I'd like to rifle through your purse.

Sweet your keys. I've cut some copies for you. So when I find it where you sleep, I can get in easily. God, now you only think this is creepy, but when you're storing deeply A whisper to you sweetly Till your subconscious needs me Yeah, the plan is and you want me

And you love me and you need me And you're never ever ever willing Leave me home and when I step I think this your wake up and will be more The crap I'm in now I'll never move again The first thing that you're gonna do is Tell me where you live

Tell me where you live Cause you hold me this baby So just tell me where you live tell me where you live cause you won't meet this baby so just tell me where you live just tell him where you live just tell him where you live oh my god that's a good one it's a really good one

so wait he so I know Maddox is he's like the dude from he was like big on the internet years. Oh, yeah Until dick beat it out of him. Oh, yeah, I swallowed his soul Oh The greatest best page in the universe. Yeah, man Him and I had a podcast together for years, a very successful podcast, until her and I started dating,

and though she is Maddox's ex from like three, from years prior, her and I started dating. Oh no, no, I'm sorry. Her and I left a wedding together, and he found out about it and lost his mind, kicked me off the show. He had a girlfriend. Yeah, he had a girlfriend at the time.

He lived with him at the time. And he lost his mind, called her at work, made her sit down and her anger both of us, like Seth Downen said, you know, it's totally an appropriate that you would do this. And I lied. And nothing happened. And I just drove her home. Obviously, Bullshit. I'm not talking about that.

Yeah. That just looks bigger because you're hand size. Exactly. God, it's just size queens up in here. But I wanted to keep the show going. Yeah. So just like that. Yeah, I mean, you don't know how long something's going to last.

So just lie about it. This was a while. This was a while. This was four years, three years ago. So we kept doing the show, and I was lying about dating her. And he eventually found out and immediately canceled the show. Immediately canceled the show, took all the property of the show, like the websites and everything, kicked me out of it, started a new show and pointed everything to his new show.

So I started this show and was kind of just ribbing him, ribbing the situation a little bit. I didn't want to mention anything about the, uh, the sorted affair that caused it because I don't want to bring any of the people. Yeah. But then Maddox made a video saying that everything I said in the book, when I was real and that I'm a rape apologist and that I support rape and made this weird, like, compilation of quotes that are all taken out of context, sent it to all the comedy shows in LA, got me kicked off a bunch of shows.

So after that, it was me reading, yeah, it was game on. It was writing all these songs, reading old emails and making fun of the guy. It culminated in Maddox suing me for $400 million for defamation and harassment. Because he fucked up the lawsuit so bad when he filed it that a $20 million. So he got hooked by a like ambulance chasing scumbags to sue me for $400 million and one of the most incompetently produced lawsuits ever made. We spent a year making fun of it.

Guy, Nick Braquita's entire existence is like was founded on this, the ruination of, I mean, his online existence on the ruination. Was he trying to sue you for libel or something? I mean, everything. For making fun of him. For making fun of them. Yeah. You can't do that.

Well, the judge agrees with you. Yeah. It got, the judge said it was fake news. The lawsuit. Yeah, I mean, because I'm prejudice. I never, I never, I just remember seeing some of his little funny things back in the day, but he seemed kind of like beta-ish to me. Dude, he turned hard.

He's Mr. Punch and Nazi now. What? Yeah, I'm trying to think of some of his more recent takes. So he's just an NPC now. He's a super, super NPC. He was pretty edgy a long time ago, wasn't he? He was. Then he moved to LA to get famous.

He failed and he blamed LA for it. And he's gradually turned. Like he hangs out at UCB now. and he's gradually turned. Like he hangs out at UCB now. He's just, he looks like shit in PC and PCB. Yeah, that's where he's at. UCB man, NPC, UCB. All he does is hang out in coffee shops

with other failed comedians, bemoaning their station in life. I guess he's pathetic. His end has been pathetic. Sunk his own ship. So, now he's in a dinky. He got his girlfriend to call my lovely girlfriend's elementary school to try to get her fired.

Oh, your teacher. Yeah. And they would call and tell the school that she doesn't deserve to be teaching there and just make up a bunch of shit. So we got a restraining order. This guy, Keon, this lawyer who listened to the show, got a restraining order for her against Maddox's girlfriend. And in the defense, Maddox's Maddox submitted a defense that restraining order where he

put all of these emails he sent her after their breakup. And it's shit like demanding to know where she lives to normalize their friendship like psychotic shit that he put in on accident trying to defend the restraining. He's his own prosecutor. Exactly. Yeah, we did a live show in Chicago and he read the please get back together with me. No, I mean, it's that's she found she's 80s girl. She found a letter that he hid in her stuff when she moved out begging to get back together with her. So I found it and read it at a live show.

There's documentation that the counters, everything that he's ever said. Yeah. Yeah. With a guy on a violin, a dickhead with a violin came in to play the Titanic theme over. It was beautiful. It was absolutely beautiful.

Even the way he composed it was just a cuck. Yeah. Sincerely loved. Yeah, on the legal pad. On the legal pad. Yeah, right. All right, let me get some. Let me get some, let me get Christopher in here.

He purged himself in his own court doc. All right, all right, all right. Okay, everybody buckle your seatbelt. Everybody buttstrap in. This is going to be a ride. Oh, Christopher, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. You can hear me. Yeah, I can hear you. All right. So you and Dr. Nurse are going at it pretty hard on Twitter. Is that right? Yeah, not Twitter, but Discord. I'm reading some of the messages. I thought we had a deal that you weren't going to threaten anybody on the internet anymore. The question I wanted to ask you was, why are you signing with me? Why are you signing with me? I don't really understand.

What do you mean? I don't want anybody to send any threatening messages at all anymore, threaten to cut people's tits off or fingers off or anything like that. I haven't been threatening anyone. No, let me see. No. I'm pulling up, I'm pulling up the screenshots right now that everybody sent me. But why don't you just ignore and just move on?

I mean, I haven't been threatening anyone. It looks like, yeah, it looks like you said stick, this is what you said to her. Stick your stethoscope where the sun don't shine. There's a California association of nurse practitioners where I could place your details to find out exactly who you are. That sounds like a threat. So my recommendation is to leave me alone.

I will leave you alone. You see here. Your face looks like someone has crapped on it a thousand times. But I mean, I've had a lot of time. Can I say something? Of course. Well, I don't mean just a waste of time. Well, she's been, well, look, I don't, I mean, just a waste of time going over it and over it, but she's just been threatening me with

her rest and she's putting fear in me and I'm just reacting to her behavior towards me, but it's a bit of, it's a, it's a, it's a, my say is just like tip for tip really, so I'll just want to tell you something. Yeah, but you've been, you've been banned from the internet by the court for previous tip for 10 years. No, you've been banned from the internet by the court for previous tips for 10 years. You've been hearing from a parrot, you know, how a parrot repeats something and it gets to store each time while that's exactly what's happening with. No, I read from the news, I read from the newspaper that they banned you from the internet. That's old news. Things change, you know. Okay.

So you're not going to message her anymore? Yeah, it's probably good idea, yeah. You promise? I mean, this is you used to tell her that you would cut her finger off and all right. But I don't understand. I mean, this is what I don't really understand. Why aren't you sort of supporting me? Why can't, why are you being biased towards Dr. Rachel?

Why can't you just take an impartial view to everything? I told her not to cut anybody's fingers on too. I did. I said, because she said she had guys that lived around you that would show you a visit and I said, that sounds like a threat. Don't do that. Don't fucking do that. Don't Obliquely refer to anyone getting a talking to by large men So tell me what's what what's me? I mean, I'm not gonna do it back It's a bad idea. What what's me fucking with people's jobs? What does it have to do with you though?

I mean how does it concern you because I've had my job fucked with a lot and I hate it I hate it. I hate seeing it. I think it's a low move and that it's bullshit to fuck with people's jobs. Do you, you don't have a job, right? Yes, but I don't really see what it's got to do with this, really, but.

Because you don't understand how hard it is to have a job. And. Well, I did, I did have a job. I had quite a few jobs actually, but I just, I know what it feels like, but Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean she's using a fake name and the rest of it I mean, I don't see what the problem is really, but I mean But I can't even what the problem is with the problem is with reporting her. Do you mean?

Well, it's because I've been feeling aggrieved with what's been going on lately. So but anyway, going back to the pen pal, if they started to stop talking to the pen pal. OK, good. Because it's not going to work out, and it's going to take. I said, I raised the pen pal and said, unless we can find a concrete way that works, it's probably best for me to stop talking to it, because it's just in this cause of me.

Because you can't get out of it. It's causing me a lot of pain, you know? Yeah. Because you can't get out of it. It's causing me a lot of pain, you know? So, you can't get out of the country either. But look, let me explain myself, Dick. The reason why the thing about Rachel is a big deal to me, it just does something that you don't really understand. It sort of hits her all, Naval,

maybe because I've been a patient of a hospital myself and I know what it's like to be on the receiving end of a best from staff, and it sort of hits a raw needle, man, that's why I think. Yeah, but she's not abusing you, she's just not talking to you and telling you to leave her alone. Well, that's not correct. That's not correct. She's sort of getting a barrage of insults from here online, but like what kind of insights? I don't really know that just saying basically hateful stuff towards

me that yeah. Let's see let me see if she's there. She can defend herself. Just don't bother. Don't bother. They can't just take what really want to talk. So you're not talking to the I thought you were going to propose to the woman that was in. So you're not talking to the, I thought you were going to propose to the woman that was in jail and you're not going to talk to anymore. That's a good decision. Yeah. I hate a response from here about that.

And she buys it. But it's going to be a lot of gas. It's a real. Yeah. Somebody, a lot of explanation. See, yeah, somebody was telling me, too, that you had an altercation with a previous girlfriend that we didn't know about.

Is that true? Yeah, but that we didn't know about, is that true? Yeah, but that's not really if anyone else is business. I mean, what does it have to do with this? Did she know she was in a relationship? Yeah, did she know she was in a relationship with you, your last girlfriend? I'm just learning all this stuff that people are saying, that's all. I didn't quite understand what you're saying. Did she understand that you two were in a relationship,

your previous girlfriend? I was never in a relationship with the gel pin-pell. I was just like friends basically. So. And now they're telling me that you wanna have a relationship with your cousin too. I mean, I don't know, I'm getting a lot of information and not if it's clear. if it's clear well well you want to have

a relationship with your cousin I don't see how sick but she's really she's really cute looking gay so that's true well it is true but how cute is she? How cute is she? Well, maybe she's got blonde hair. I can send you a pic if you want me to. Yeah, sure. Send me a pic. blonde hair doesn't bring. But there's no lower in queen singing against. So there's no this night of war and queen singing against

that so this night of war in Australia against that so thing, but I mean, well, there's a lot of things that aren't a hundred. I'd like to fuck my cousin. She's cute. Did you say that? She a first or second? She a first or second cousin? Yes, cousin. First cousin.

Always go with number one. Yeah. Yeah. Is it illegal in California or not? No. It's just highly brown upon. Yeah. I don't think you should do it.

It's brown upon. I mean, is she into it? I don't know. There was a family feud about 20 years ago. And 20 years ago, she stopped talking to me, and I messaged her on Facebook because she blocked me on my previous profile, and I told her I said I was just wanna be honest with you,

but she never replied to me, so maybe she's thinking about it, I don't know. No, no, no, she's not, she's not, she's definitely not. She blocked you on something, she stopped talking to you, she stopped talking to you 20 years ago, she blocked you on, she blocked you on something. She stopped talking to you. She stopped talking to you 20 years ago. She blocked you on. Yeah, no, no, look, I had a new Facebook profile. I missed it. You were told you're about more feelings about it, but the thing is she hasn't got me on my second profile. So, I don't know.

Well, what do you think? What did you tell her on the first Facebook message? What did you say? I'm not deleted. I don't exactly remember. What was the juice? Like roughly. I just said, I think maybe the reason why I acted out towards you was because I was feeling confused with myself

about my attraction towards you. But I didn feeling confused with myself about my attraction towards you But I didn't want to be honest at the time because I thought well You're some sort of to be Thing about it, and I just wanted to be honest with you and tell you how Where did you mean acted out when you when you apologized for acting out? What was acting out that you were apologizing for? I don't know it know, it's really complicated. Did you take your pants off? No, I think when I first came to Australia when I was about 22, I named my relatives, I didn't get on with my relatives, I thought that I was a bit of a weirdo.

Why? I don't know. Because I didn't really fit in. I was like a black sheep, I guess. Was that after you got banned from the internet or before? No, that was 20 years ago. That was a long time from me. Okay. All right. So then what was the acting out? Yeah. You're explaining why they didn't like, why they didn't get along with you.

What was the acting out that you were apologizing for? Was it physical? I don't know, I can't really explain it. It's just too complicated, yeah. What's complicated about it? Was it something that you said or something that you did? It was something that I didn't do or say. I just, they had high expectations of me. They couldn't really understand why. I couldn't work at the time and I had a lot of mental health this year's and I couldn't work.

But after the family few business 18 years ago, I managed to work at a seafood market and basically prove them wrong there. Okay, Dr. Nurse is actually here. I don't know the whole story that's going on between you two. Dr. Nurse, are you there? Yeah, can you hear me?

I can't have the fun to call it to talk to. Oh, thank you, thank you. Yeah. What's going on? Chris, the key we has a very different story. He says he's not threatening anymore I know that he's threatened he's bullshit. Okay, that's right. I'm sorry to interrupt but he's just full shit Do not believe a god damn thing that guy says he's he's a liar

What's he doing? What what's he been doing? He's been stalking me. Yeah with He's been stalking me. Yeah. With, well, he first stalked me back and I would say, back like after I called in that first time. Yeah. And I told him off, told him to stop doing it. He's very anti-Semitic too, by the way. I have tons of screenshots of memes.

It's that I can handle. that is not why I'm upset I've had that my whole life. It's not a big deal. It's the constant harassing. He also threatened me He threatened to cripple me. He threatened to rape my sister. He threatened to sister, he threatened to chop off parts of my body. He also was incessant on trying to find out where I live, where I work. And these are all very confidential things that he will never, ever, ever, ever get Chris. And Chris, you're never coming to America either You threatened a government agency, dude. He he threatened the DCA He did I had to file police reports several times on him already So Rachel's a very convincing law. I did

You are you're you're a documented liar. I'm not. I'll take a mother fucking lie detector test. I fucking file charges against you in your fucking in your majesty in Queensland. They're sitting at the Dettin police station right now being reviewed by your parole officer who is going to what to it's not why it's not closed it or I'm busy close it or keep it close do not let anyone here sick yeah I found out that the other day is there is no pending warrants or anything she's fine yes there is motherfucker yes there is beautiful shit how did you find out? How are you all yelling too loud?

No, you're okay. What do you mean? I'm not ready to talk to you. I really had to explain myself. So yeah, you know, yeah, you do. You do. I got, I got a chance of you asking for Dr. Nurse's real name. It's not going to hurt if you say yes or no. Do you have her mobile number? I want to send her a text.

You did, was that you? You sending all that stuff? I'm gonna take that as you guess. I rather not, I rather not. You're not what? I rather not be on the show. Don't be right. It's right. Chris, is your afraid of me? I'm what? I rather not be on the show. Don't be right. It's right.

Chris, is your afraid of me? I'll fuck you up. Oh, that's not the threat of it. I mean, just say it. I just want to talk to you, Rachel. Yeah, you're right. You shouldn't want to talk to me either. But I had to call because I felt I was streaming the live stream.

And I was, it was like, his mate, it was, I don't normally believe in that shit. Yeah. The magnet. The magnet. Yes, it is. I believe in the magnet you have to. Yeah. It was, I heard it in my hair ear buds.

I'm like, this motherfucker is not going to get away with lying about me again. Yeah. What do you think about that? Christopher, Christopher, I've gone through a California fucking divorce. I know the shit, dude, all right? You do not do not mess with me. Yeah, that's tantamount to NOM. Yes, spin through it.

I was fucking loo-ly at it. Hey, dick, hey, dick. Yeah, dick. What? Can can I say something go ahead? I think you're in the recent what I think you're in your recent way Sawding with Rachel's cushy scull of a John and I breathe. That's all this really He's not siding with her. We're just we're just all just observing the facts Why would over him? And if you saw that with me, you'll be you'll be accused of being anti-Semitic yourself

So that's why you're this year in's the only reason why he saw that. Chris, the only person that went anti-Semitic ended anything is you. Yeah. And Dick hates ovaries for the record. I hate ovaries. Dude, Chris, Christopher, Christopher, anti-Semitism has nothing to do with it. I tolerated Dick's whole Israel thing and I have family that are in every set.

Wait a minute, I want to have Binda Israel. I love that. He's real. I said it's beautiful. Don't worry about it. It's beautiful. I hate it. Yeah.

Dick. Christopher saying things that we had heated. Support your local bank. That's what I always say. Yeah, it's fine. I don't care about that stuff. It's what he did, the way that he did it. He was spamming me.

There were witnesses all over Discord. They were to like, over 200 messages. Really? Oh, that's right. Fucking all the Jewish means, all the terrible shit. He was asking me about if I could bin in a fucking crematorium. I asked some of the guys in the discord about his obsession with crematoriums. Chris, did you send people pictures of your poop? Was that right?

Those in the news last week. It could have been during like an ambient stupor or something. You know, people are like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, full toilets all over the house. They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, Drew's aunts. Drew's aunts Semitic. Okay, well, thank you for clarifying. I know they didn't speak Semitic languages. Is that the? Chris, Chris, you don't know anything. Chris, you're Chris Rips. I a dine on his face

You did what wait a minute. Yeah, what is it? Rubs progesterone on his balls? Okay, do you know what progesterone on his balls. Why? Do you know what progesterone is? No. Do you guys know that? No. It's a hormone a woman's body makes when she is pregnant. Okay.

And it's actually used in oral contraception. Chris has it under his, I don't know where the fuck he read this. He read if he puts Pogestrone on his nuts it would make his testosterone levels higher It's one of the very first things he actually told me when I met it. It's a trick Chris. Is that true? Do you do that? Are you still you used to you stop doing it? Okay, but mouse produce I told him to stop Just trying to mouse produce produce trying to yeah, but they don't rub it on their balls you stop doing it. Okay. But mouse produced. I told them to stop. I told them to stop. I told them to strain two.

Mouse produced produced strain two. Yeah, but they don't rub it on their balls. I also heard that you that you think vaccines cause autism too. Is that right? That's correct. Yeah. That was the very first question he asked me when we went on burn court. And I introduced myself.

He asked me, oh, are you some kind, and it was like kind of a trick question because, you know, I won't get into it, but it was, it was weird. It was, it was weird. It was, it was a trick. Yeah. Dr. Nuri, I would love it if you stopped responding to Christopher, because I think it's only gonna hurt you.

And I think you can, I think you can stop. You know what I mean? Like, you have that ability. Yeah, I know, I get it. And I think you can stop. You know what I mean? You have that ability. Yeah, I know, I get it. And I think I just find somebody else's life to destroy. The only time I've responded to him is when he has harassed me. Okay, but even, okay, well, yeah. But in a really bad way, not like casual things.

This is criminal level. All right. So are you actually gonna follow through with these criminal charges? I have, yes. I'm at the point where it's not in my hands anymore. I don't decide. I can't decide anymore.

And what kind of evidence did you submit to the police? I submitted the, um, mostly it was chat logs and also I have some voice, um, some raw audio files from phone calls where he is, um, very, um, He is very... Oh, it's all the stuff I just said. He's very different. How do you make it fun, Klaus? Chris has multiple personalities, I think. I think it's part of his mental illness.

How many of his personalities want to date your cousin? I didn't make any fun, Klaus. Oh, that's not true. Well, you probably, I mean, audio, for now. Chris, fuck you, you did. I have it.. Well, you probably, I mean, audio, phone calls. Fuck you, you did. I have it. Fuck you, you did. I have raw audio. I have all the shit.

I had it, I make the, how did I make the audio telephone calls? Tell me. Well, you can bring a court phone calls on Discord, you stupid dipshit. I don't make any phone calls, do you? Yes, you did. I have it.

I have hours. I have hours. I have hours. I have hours. I have hours. I have hours. I have hours. Yes.

Oh god. Like about six to seven hours. People send me to. Do you really believe any of this stick? Yeah. Chris, you've got banned from the internet for doing this already. You've got banned for like 17 counts of harassment and you're talking about evading your cousins ban Yeah, I think it's I think you do this no matter no matter what I say doctor Rachel is still gonna go on with us so

Okay inductive reasoning All right, Dr. Neri said I don't want to take up your day with this with this shit Yeah, I've got to go back into it. I think we have a surgery after go, so I got to bail. But don't believe this motherfucker, he's full shit. Okay. Nice talking to you guys. Hi, nice to hear from you. Goodbye. Hi.

Hi. All right, Chris, you got to, you got to lay off the show. You got to lay off the alteration. You got to leave her alone, buddy. You're gonna end up back in jail or back in court. Well, then you'll have to move to Fiji and get on the internet there. So Chris, you did prison time? She's lying. She's frickin' lying. Chris, you did prison time?

No, it didn't. She's lying. Why are you guys soaring with her? This is what a dam is saying. I'm not signing. I'm just asking a question because I don't understand. No, I have not done prison. You got banned from the internet though, right? Look, I don't want to talk about my legal issues on here, okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Because I've been advised not to and I just don't want to talk about my legal issues. We can talk about anything else, but just not my legal issues at the moment. Okay. Well, you were calling in. What did you want?

Is this going to be put on a podcast or I just want to know? Yeah. Okay, this one. But, um, yeah, honestly, honestly, God and I can swear on the Bible too. Both at the same time. Mostly what Rachel is saying is lies, you know. Alright, she's okay. Let's talk about something else. You gotta stay off the internet, buddy.

You gotta stop messaging these women Yeah Definitely yeah definitely On the background he says it Nobody that was Sean doing a voice Why okay I'm a master Okay, I'm a master

Deception all right Chris you gotta you gotta go wait you got anything else Do I have to go yeah, I gotta hang up I gotta hang up and in the show Okay, that's best one Promise me promise me you won't fuck with Dr. Rachel anymore Your cousin leave your cousin alone I'm gonna show you. You won't fuck with Dr. Rachel anymore. I'm gonna miss, and thank you for having me on my show. Oh, your cousin, leave your cousin alone. Leave your cousin alone. Why? Because she doesn't want to fuck you,

because she doesn't want to fuck you. That's why, dude. Know what she's, and she's, because I, and she blocked you and she's your cousin. Because I'm from the future. I'm your son.

She hasn't blocked me in my second profile. She blocked me ages and ages ago. Okay, let me make a deal with you. You have to ask her straight out. Do you want a relationship with me? Yes or no? And if she says no, don't talk to her anymore. I just wanted to ask her.

Well, why? I'm just dying. more. I didn't want to ask her. Well, why? Are this dying? Because she'll say no, right? You know that she doesn't want a relationship with you. Well, it could because you know, you know, it's a bad idea, right? You know, it's going to bring you trouble. Well, you should listen to your instincts and not do it. That's good advice. But by Dixiton the relationship, X-foot play. Well, what are you? Well, between you two, one guy is better at relationships. This, this, you have the question I wanted to ask you, Dick, I'm having trouble trying

to figure out whether what you see it on the main abedon woman is true or not. I have a hard, I have a hard time trying to figure out whether what you said on the menu, a bit of woman is true or not. I have a hard trying, I have a hard time trying to try to figure out what I'm telling you right now is true. Stop contact, stop messaging your cousin. So a weed wacker in the back. Are you sitting in a park? What's going on? But you, but you, but you're not completely on the sort of yourself of yourself today and do you want me to tell you why?

Okay. Because I have a really difficult job with you when you were on Dr. Phil, whether you're actually telling the truth or not, that's from the growth. So today, it's going to work for them. Yeah. But so what's the point of telling a whole bunch, if you're lying on Dr. Phil, what's the point of telling a whole bunch if you're lying on Dr. Phil, what's the point of telling a whole bunch of lies to try and stay in me and also right wrong right track it. I'm trying to keep you out of jail. You dumb mother fucker What do you mean keep you on the wrong track? I'm telling you to stop telling women you're gonna cut their tits off but

But why should I listen to you because what you said on the Dr. Phil show? Okay, how about this? How about this? Chris, don't listen to Dick and listen to me. Yeah. Look, if you go took 10,000 people out of any given population, the amount of the percentage of people in there that are open to fucking their cousins, okay, in 2019 is like statistically zero.

Like almost no one's gonna do it because it's a bad idea. It's bad societally. It's bad in your personal life. You're gonna have a kid with three fucking legs, right? It's just a bad deal, man. The universe is telling you don't fuck your relatives when they spit out screwy kids.

And she already blocked you. They're avoiding you. It's going to cause problems with your family. Like you there's a little and she didn't block the second program. Yeah, but but look, Chris and I'm not saying this look and I'm being honest like you got to find a girl that's outside of your family and you have to persuade you have to persuade women to join your team. You're not gonna get women on your team by threatening them and yelling at them

or threatening to get them fired. That's not what honorable men do. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. You know, like, dude, you gotta find some girl who's on your level, who's not on your family, and just. What level? You know, someone who understands all the issues you've got.

We're talking about loosen up. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good point. you've gotten. We're talking evolution now. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. What do you mean? Yeah. You have to go. You can't punch outside your weight category. Like find someone who's going to be understanding, who's got some shit to work on, you know, themselves, and then try to like, you have to understand, you have to persuade people to

want to deal with you. You can't force it. You can't manipulate it, you know, they have to choose it. You know? Yeah. You know what I'm talking to. This is, because look, you're, look,

you could be in jail and you're not, okay? So life is pretty fucking good. And you know, you're not, you're not a quadruplegic in a wheelchair and you're not, you're not in jail. So look at the positive and try to try to be better man You got to stop with all this craziness But but the slapping at me. It's not he's not answering my questions

I've asked him was he being serious on Dr. Phil or not? That's when I'm trying to figure out I mean serious in that it was a statement about society. Yes in that it was a statement about society, yes. Literally. Do you really believe me in a better than a woman? Oh, I mean, it depends on a lot of things, buddy. Men could be great. Men could be better than women are giving blow jobs. I don't want to know.

I don't want it. It depends. But someone told me that, yeah, someone told me that you only reason why you do it, because you're telling the truth, but you didn't want to get sued. So you put a disclaimer saying that it wasn't true. Is that correct or not? I don't even know what that means. Why you be so delighted that you've explained to me.

You're actually a satire. I'm Dr. Phil. I think I will have a hard time. Buddy, I think I will have a hard time explaining satire to you. You're honestly doing. Now what I'm saying will have a hard time explaining satire to you. You honestly do. Now what I'm saying is that what you're saying is untrue, it's a set eye, but you're saying it's set eye is untrue because if you said it's not set eye, you could get sued for

is that correct? No, you can't get sued for that. That's not how the US works. Yeah, but listen, he can't even if he said this is 100% what I believe there's no joke in it. You can't get sued We have the first amendment. You can say whatever you want. You can get sued in another country, maybe yeah, but here This is my life. Are you saying it? Are you saying it's set on some truths? That correct? Was it was just joke hyperbole right of mixture? You're pointing out truths. Yeah, it's a difficult to explain You're pointing out truth. Yeah, it's a difficult to explain

But you But I'm saying is that you shouldn't really deceive people We shouldn't really like to people and say it's true when it's not okay Well, I work on that if you work on not trying to fuck your cousin. How about that? We'll make a deal I'll work on my deception You don't know anything what's been going on with true my cousin deception. But you don't know anything, what's been going on between my cousin, or you don't know the story of this. I have no one else. You don't know. Oh my gosh.

Nothing's been going on between you and your cousin. Your cousin? I know. I know. You can get her own guy. She doesn't need to fuck you. Like she has dudes, like stop. Stop, there's enough women out there.

I mean, I would have, if I wanted to fuck my cousin, I'd give it, I'd reconsider it. And I got a lot going for me. I think I could make a pretty good pitch, but still, still, that'd be a lot to overcome. So, so if I asked you straight out whether she wants to sleep with me or not, yes, no, no, I'm saying that you absolutely should. And if you promise that if the answer is no, you will leave her the fuck alone. OK.

Is that a deal? Hmm. Hey, hey, how about this? How's the day? Do you think it's likely that after 20 years of not talking to her, you're going to pop up in a life and say, hey, do you want to fuck me? She's going to go, yeah, I've been waiting for your fucking message. Do you think she's gonna say that? I see a common mistake we're coming from.

Okay, so here's the thing. You got to choose one or two things. There's three options here. She's either never going to want to deal with you again because you creeped her out too much. Either you can fix it, and you can just be friends and cousins and be normal. That might not even be a possibility because you creeped her out. Or three. Yeah, they creep.

Or three, yeah, you're gonna ask her if she wants to fuck you and then she'll just be like, yeah, you're right. I'll just ruin my life and do this. Yeah. Those are all equal outcomes to you, right? They put it like that. My family should talk together. They should stick by each other no matter what.

No. No. You're not living on. We're false. We're not living on the idea for bodies. Woo! As a matter of fact, too many things. We're not living.

We're not living. We're not living. We're not living in an ideal society, that's a problem. That's your ideal society. Is it your opener? That's not your society. Our society is not ideal. I think I just had a stroke.

No, that's his pitch. He's like, look. Here's the deal. Society's an ideal. But do you want to fuck? No, he's like that's his pitch. He's like look. Yeah, look. Here's the deal. Yeah. So somebody's an ideal. But do you want to fuck? Since it's not perfect.

Oh, what an ideal situation. Hey, did come to say something. I think maybe one of the reasons why she's not talking to me is because my auntie's and I calls you do not talk to me. Actually tell my other relatives not to talk to me me and that's possibly what's going on. Well, it could be. Wait, what did he say? Anti-Semitism? No, because he's been on the record.

Not to talk to him. So he talked about that. Oh, I was 20 years ago. Okay, well, maybe. But wait, you're only, you're only, the only reason you want to talk to her is to fuck her, right? I guess so. Well, okay, so then don't do that because that's shitty. Wait, do they have hookers and, or where are you?

I'll show you. You're not sure, right? Yeah, but just, just, just, just get a hooker. And then get it off your mind. And then if you wanna rekindle a relationship with your family, like, try to fix things and don't, try to fuck them. Just fuck hookers instead. Yeah, can you get a hooker?

But the problem is, this is my cousin wasn't aware 18 years ago. Dude, can you get it? Can you get a prostitute or not? Does that exist in your area? What if we? That does. Yes. Can you, can you afford it?

Maybe 200 dollars. Okay. Do you have money out? Can you put the money together? Yeah, but I don't want to go and see who could though why? She's just a waste of money. What do you mean? It's a waste of money didn't you read my book women are always a waste of money If you if you if you film yourself banging or maybe we'll crowd fund it. We'll pay for it for you. I don't know if we can do that. Chris, but I mean it's a waste of money. Yeah, I think he on tell me I explicitly couldn't do this. Yeah, it's always the money. I think there. My aunt, my auntie said my cousin stopped my female cousin stopped talking to me because I called her father a wanker. That's what I said. She's what she said to me. She doesn't want to fuck you.

Your cousin doesn't want to fuck you. Why, why can't you just see a hooker? Why is that a waste of money? Why is the hooker a waste of money? It's just like you saying to me that I should pursue this relationship with this in my pen tell that was a waste of time. So if you're so intelligent, why didn't you say to me, stop talking to the gel bed pen pal,

what can you say to me? I told him to stop, but if he stopped threatening the cut women's fingers off, I would pay for the pen pal to be able to write him, but he didn't stop threatening to cut women's fingers off. You or all along that the communication between the gel bed and I was a waste of time. I'm not a waste of time. It's people talking. It's why she's doing. Women in jail aren't

talking to men to set up their futures together. They just spend time. Is she in there for life? Or is she going to get out at some point? She's going to get out at some point. Okay, so look, look at the jailbirds, not your cousin. We're okay with you fucking jailbirds. He can't leave the country though So he can't see her Texas. Yeah, well, well, how long till he can leave the country? I think ever Okay, well, when she's off parole she can go to have you go. Yeah, that's what I said See I'm not so stupid Chris Let's talk about my guy family dick

Your house by you by you a house for $500,000, that go fun me. What's a really good, a load of 150 grand. Oh, wow, you're willing to negotiate. Except the frame high and he negotiated down to 150. It's unreasonable to me. So you don't appreciate any doubt. I should you convey how many, um, uh,

what realm did I fucking stuff in? What are you at? What are you at right now? I'm at $55. Okay. Okay. Well, I was there. It was what it was the last time I checked out.

That was the last time. And I haven't touched it. I haven't touched it $55. Well, just put it, let it, let it accrue some interest. Yeah. It's not gonna get interest. Yeah, all right. You're gonna leave your cousin alone.

If you, if you leave your cousin alone, I'll donate to your fund. How about that? So you don't want me to contact my cousin because it's gonna contact, it's gonna cause more legal issues. Is that correct? No, I don't want you to contact your cousin

because I don't want a nice woman to in deal with you to get the question that you want to bang your cousin I don't want her to have to experience that and we also don't want you to alienate more people from your life she's related but she's related to me so why wouldn't what why wouldn't you want me to talk to her because I know your intentions are to bang her. She probably doesn't know that really. She blocked you in the first place. Oh, well, she would know because I said that I was sexually attracted to her. She might have got freaked out while that too. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so this thing. I'm done with this. I can't look. Don't fuck your cousin get a hooker. Let us know. Am I am I boring you? Dick? No, I wouldn't say boring. You're freaking me out. It's frustrating. It's frustrating

to try to get you to see why messaging your cousin is bad. Yeah. It's frustrating to try to get you to see why messaging and cousin is bad. Yeah. It's frustrating. It's not I don't think it's boring. But you're frustrating, but you're frustrating too. Oh, he's the war now. So yes, hooker or no hookers, yes, doesn't know. So frustrating. Okay.

Well, lots of talk to you that. Yeah, it was nice to talk to you, De. Yeah, it was nice talking to you. You got to leave Dr. Nerselone. Okay, then. She's a nice woman. She helped out the show a lot. See, tell me, your bias, your bias towards Dr. you bias towards Rachel and...

Yeah, yeah. I'm promoting your girl, fun me though. I'm doing you a favor as well. But if you truly have my best interests at heart, you'll actually see my point of view as well. No, because we disagree with this, the case you're making. We think it's not in your best interest to do what you're contemplating doing. Yeah. Faith was the wounds of a friend. All right, our respective opinion.

Oh, thank you. Now do it. All right, goodbye. Goodbye. Okay, okay. All right, everybody, and then that happens. So that's just like a normal occurrence. He calls it every other month.

He's on the spectrum for sure, right? Because he can't, he can't, oh, I don't know what would make you say this. Yeah, he's very much on the spectrum and also has a number of other things that are going on. He's got, he's got, he's under some whatever Australia or New Zealanders, an international article about him.

Yeah, he's been, he's been brought in for Many many many counts of harassment Who's been in it? Yeah, so yeah All right everybody Lacey Thank you for coming in gold. Thank you. Wonderful. Thank you for everything you do everybody. Thanks for listening Where can people find you? You can find me a basic social media on Twitter.

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Everybody thanks for listening Dick show the dick show.com dick.show patreon.com slash the dick show I Think I'll have more information about the patreon alternative next week too. I've been testing it with a bunch of people. You're going to go with the one that Rubin and Peter's in or doing or no? I don't think they're going to make one. That's hard. It's hard.

And just setting one up, I've run into all the banks have the same problems that people are getting banned from. It's the banks. I would have to go through, like if I set up a Patreon and Sargon did what you did on that system, I would have to do the exact same thing. Like, hey, the payment processors have a problem with this. What can I tell them? And if the answer is go kick rocks, like, yeah, man, well, you're off. Like, they don't really have a choice.

I'm not going to be using PayPal or Stripes. So like, they're the worst. My thing with Rubin, what just happened? More of the same. There's a lot of those. Rubin specifically, he made this big spectacle out of deleting his account, yet he still takes Mastercard and PayPal on his site. And then it was the next

day he retweeted somebody saying Patreon went down like a million bucks because of him leaving. That was a glitch, but it annoy me a lot because he's effectively celebrating $950,000 getting taken away from creators who don't have the means or opportunity to go anywhere else. Everybody's stuck on that platform because that's just the way it's the nature of business. And we're like, what do you do? Because it's like a pyramid, right? Like, yeah, one person walks away, the rest do, but... But they can't go anywhere. Well, that's hopefully the way I look at,

I think that where there's a well, there's a way. If you look at banks and people that host shit out of the country, Switzerland, China, Russia, someone's gonna want to fucking take your money. Yeah, someone has to figure it out and there has to be growing pains, right? It's like chemotherapy. You gotta just, it's gonna fuck you up for a while,

but otherwise what's the alternative? Yeah, fuck, you know. I do, I have a bad feeling that it's gonna take the maturation of crypto before we get out of that space. We can fucking coinbase. Coinbase was screwing people over the same thing. Gotta go, oh, bye, bye, bye. Okay, I can't read your lips, but I text me.

Oh, God, go, go, go. Coinbase is, Coinbase turned on people too. Yeah, it's crypto. Well, in their infrastructures, fuck, but it's all the VC, like VC parasites that are running coinbase and all of Silicon Valley are just always going to fuck us in the same way. I don't know what it's going to take. I don't think, I don't think Peterson and Ruben are going

to make it work. You know, I give them and Sam Harris, you, credit, because to walk away from money like that is very principled. That says a lot. What do you do? Because you go one way or you screw. Do you go the other way or you screw? I don't know what to do. I'm suspicious of that.

Of the principle, those principled acts of sacrifice. I mean, look at Sam. I mean, I think, I mean, it's, one that's not used to seeing it. That's true. But there are people that, I mean, you did it. When you, when you went up and, or the things we do, there's a risk.

But obviously, guys like me and you, we believe that the risk is worth the reward, right? You're gonna, you're gonna try. But, you know, so, scary, man. At the bare minimum, I don't see their plan. Like, I see the problem. It's like, I feel like, I feel like the left feels with global warming, like, maybe.

Like, they believe that the problem exists, but they're just forcing something in the hopes that it will change it. And I see kind of the same thing on the other side. Like, we all see the censorship problem exists But just throwing wave after what sacrificing it pointlessly is not gonna help. I mean if if at some point If there's a chink and someone's armor down the road and and people jump on it Maybe it could work whether I mean

Patreon's losing money. I think they probably regret it, right? I don't know. I don't think that just going on their monthly's, I haven't seen any change at all. Their user base has gone up, which to me is like the first smoker. Yeah, but what was Sam the 18th biggest fucking huge? Yeah, but the money may be leaving, right? I mean, like that's the, it's a, it's still a growth platform. Yeah, I don't know. I was thinking about like the, I don't know if this is a parallel, but the, you know, the McGregor may weather fight.

Like all the bets were on, we're on McGregor. All the money was on Floyd, right? Because it was easy money. Yeah. We can pull it up here. Yeah, I don't know if the money is the money down and the the the the base is up. I think that the best chances that we have of battling this is if people start stepping up and banning together.

Yeah. That's it. I mean, what's the alternative? Because I'm not sure. You know, it's crazy. What are we looking at? So this is Patreon's revenue. The yellow is the people, the pledges,

and the green is the total amount. So you'll see. Okay, so it is kind of doing that, right? Well, this was August when it dipped, and then this is, this is when all this free speech stuff happened. It's, I mean, it's relatively unchanged. Yeah, but just, right, the money, the absolute amount is about the same, but the subscribers have gone up.

But there's not a corresponding rise in money. Well, you're at this point, you're guessing. Yeah. If you're trying to extrapolate any kind of meaningful data out of this, I don't think it's a little more than a guess. What's weird to me is if there's such a downward spike like that, that... Yeah, sorry.

We just don't have time. If there's a crazy drop off like that, and then it spikes back up. That was a glitch. That's a glitch on the on the reporting. There's a one day. It was a one day thing that happened to coincide with a couple days after.

All right, Chris, you started. So this is what they bring in a month or a year, 12 million a month. Yeah. So you've got, I mean, I'm all for banding together, but it's, I think we got to be a lot smarter than going to the mattresses over people like blasting out the N word on streams. I'm happy to support free speech and expression. I mean, you know, we had, we have, did you

bro, with lolly kind of shit, we get all kind of like furry, porno. I'm all for it. But when you're, when you're building your, um, your case on, on something like Sargon's, I just, I think you'd wait for a better opportunity. Uh, it's weird because I was surprised that they went after Sargon because if you listen to him, he's not contentious. He's super well put together. Yeah. And he was actually talking crap about like the number one supposed enemy on the left,

the all right, like he was mocking them. Sargon's called in. We've talked to him. We know some of the people he deals with, they call into the show, Ralph, like those guys. There's a lot to their story and there's a lot of animosity around it. Sargon goes on rants that make his position untenable. Really?

Yeah. Like they've got clips of him saying every slur in the book, which is fine. But just be prepared to deal with that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like there's that don't ever apologize. Well, there's being a little too principled for your own good

sometimes. Yeah, like if Trump did that, we couldn't defend it. No, like, yeah, we'll do you, you blew it. Yeah, you know what the game is? You're, you know, you can't act so smart and then just right do something so stupid. Yeah. Yeah. So what, what a alternative are you looking at to Patreon? I got a payment processor. I'm setting up a site for just for this show. But you, but isn't, you're gonna lose money and fall like some patrons,

because not everyone will transfer over. I would never shut down Patreon. Right. So you'll transition. Yeah, because it will always be a better platform than anything else. Because you don't have their time to do time resources. I don't have their drive.

And you know what? Some people don't care. I think that someone is gonna come out, even if Rubin and Jordan can't pull it off. Someone is, the market is gonna catch up. They're gonna see it and go, there's an opportunity here. Yeah, I hope that's true. I hope that's true.

I hope it's true sooner than later. It's crazy because I mean, this deep platforming stuff, whether it's Milo and Gavin and all the, it's just nuts, what they'll do to people. Well, that's, it's, with Peterson specifically, he has opted out of speaking engagements and kept people off the ticket

because of their outspoken views. Like, well, here's what I can tell you. So I have access to, I can't say why, but I have some access to behind the scenes about what goes on in some emails, some the IDW group emails. Yeah, like I get a peek into those. And I can tell you that there are some people

in those emails that want to kind of cook and not stand up and he is not one of them. He is hardcore about different people. Paters in this. Yeah, he was the one that was like, no, no, we're defending Sargon. He took it upon himself and he doesn't have to. Ha man, yeah. I'm very conflicted about the whole thing because I was very upset with Peterson about his Kavanaugh stance. Yeah, you know, I saw that and when everyone freaked out and I read it and I've always been a big fan of Peterson and I read it and I was like, okay, I kind of had a feeling on what I thought he meant or where it would go. And I waited. And then when he put out his reply, I was like, yeah, that's kind of what I thought he was saying.

And I hope that I'm right. You know, maybe I'm not. But I think that we have to be careful about dog piling with the purity spiraling that happens on our side when one of our guys does something that we don't like, we just attack him. The left doesn't do that. That's true. They're unified. Yeah. You know, so like look at like Shapiro, right? People will always design his, he's a cuck and they'll make fun of him and it's like, do you realize that it was guys like him and Milo and Gavin and like Paul Joseph Watson or you and Adam Crowley? You are the guys that helped get Trump elected. It wasn't Hannity and O'Reilly.

Right. Those are just, those are echo, boomer echo chambers. Yeah. It's all these individual little groups spread out. It's all the Kekistan guys, right? It's, it's, it's all these individual groups. And how many people, how many kids are, are, are, are, were turned by someone like Shapiro. It's clearly a net gain. So it's like, I think that we have to, we can criticize our own guys and talk to them one on one, but to blast them out there in the media. I think I know you don't not saying you do that, but I do. Oh, I do. I mean, I, I, I definitely do. Um, that's kind of all of what I do. You know. Nobody wants to talk to me individually. Yeah.

Yeah. Because how could you? Like I would never expect anybody to because this show is just is poison. There's a reason that we are only patriots. There's like we couldn't get monetized on. Oh no, no, no, no, no one would ever run to me. To me, you guys, you guys remind me of like, like a Howard Stern type show. Yeah. You know, but I think he should probably grandfather it in. Yeah. The stuff that he, you're doing it and see him any crazier than when he does. Yeah.

Oh, we haven't had hookers in here and throw baloney at their asses yet. That's, that's next week. I mean, he would like, he would just make fun of like, you know, retarded people and midges. He did blackface. Well, I mean, he were on that phone call, right? I mean, yeah. Yeah.

So it's, it's, but I, he's grandfathered in. Yeah. He's so powerful. Oh, yeah. You're not going to take him off. Yeah, it's, oh, I'll wait to see the plan that those guys have. The problem for me is they, in my opinion, they set a course of action. A bunch of new information came out and a course of action didn't change.

I think, well, what's... Hopefully, a smart people behind the scenes work on it. Yeah. They got the money and if anyone has the brain power, hopefully it's coming at it. It should be because of that. Peterson? Yeah. Well, that's... He's a guy. If anyone has the brain power, hopefully it's come that, should be cause we're out of that. Peterson. Yeah. Well, that's, he's a guy, you guys are way more familiar

with him than I am, but from what I've seen, I really like him. He's great. I think he's very smart and very measured. And I haven't seen him say anything where you're like, oh, you just blew the, you just blew the, you just blew your credibility. But great thing about it.

And your sin is that without trying to make it cool, he's making it cool for men to be like decent and honorable and stoic and rational. Without having to call it men going their own way, which is so, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And look, and I see that. And look, you, I don't know you very well,

and you got all your notoriety from the increasing stuff, but I can tell what the instance I'm dealing with you that like your personal, your word, you're honorable, you've got old school, stoic values, and that stuff is lost now. It's gone. It's all me, me, me, me. So Peterson came, and I think Peterson made a good point

when he said, people are hungry to be reminded about responsibility, because they're only, they're programmed about what they're owed an entitlement. He comes along and says, no, pick up your shit, like bear, bear your burden, own it, man up. And kind of like Jaco, that guy Jaco is a bit like that. And I think he's a, he's an ex-military guy. He's been on Rogan and Rogan's a bit like that too or it's just like Just own your shit. Yeah, you know stops. It's I think it's I think it's I think it's a it's a backlash against feminism

And and and this this feminizing of men, you know, it's like just Like you know the postmodern shit, you know know I kind of got hit to that like in 2012 it took me a long time to understand it Yeah, and it's talked about now, but When it clicked it's I said oh my god. It's fucking shit, right? Yeah, it's under modernism is fucking under mining It's undermining it and and it's not a conversation about this with somebody the other day Yeah, it's it's no it's complete, it's completely bullshit. Impression was the one to bring it to the masses. Yeah, I agree with them 100%.

And it's what college is. Yes, yes, it's too, it's the, because when you go to college, it's about critical thinking, right? To critique something, right? To figure out what's better. Well, you'd like it to be, but now everybody's right. It's right. Well, now to critique is wrong. Oh, yeah. To criticize is wrong. Yeah. Right.

Right. Things are there's nothing that is absolute. Yeah. There is no, there are no, there are no rules. Everybody gets to be right. They've gradually arrived at a thought process that they're trying to teach you. When you come into the door, it's not training you to think, it's training you. You're coming in normal and you're walking out like Antifa. You're just full-blown programmed. They're actually just like installing software. They're just hacking you.

These guys in the 60s and 70s, these French intellectuals, cultural Marxism isn't really working. We can't sell to the people anymore. We're going to come with something new. We're going to deconstruct everything and rip it apart. They've got 50 years of it and they're just programming it. We're installing it and talking to you. Thanks to pay for it. It'll be absolutely. Thanks to pay for it. It'll be absolutely. Uh, I am, I, I am fine with looking like an asshole and calling and ripping on Peterson. Uh, for the sole purpose that I am always afraid when people get popular. That's a lot to be popular.

Yeah. Because every, but nobody can be a bad guy for that long. I understand. Um, the Kavanaugh thing was bad for me for that. Okay, this sounds like a negotiation with your image, which is fine. If you want to have your image, that's fine. Just let us know, you know, dog whistle it for us. So we know not to trust. Like, you know, I get it. Put out a signal. Which has value. But yeah, what you're saying makes a lot of sense.

But I agree with this. No, but you know, I, I hope that he didn't. I hope that he didn't sell out. Well, I think everyone does eventually. And I don't know, I don't think it's that bad. If Trump has to make deals, I'm okay with that. Yeah, I mean, I guess lose a battle to win the war, I'm okay with that. I mean, I guess lose a battle to win the war, I guess. Yeah.

Anyway, everybody, thank you so much for coming. Yeah, I think you're having me as great. Come in anytime. Yeah, I'll be back. I'm gonna play a song, oh, Justin, God. He's still there. Yeah, absolutely. Jesus, buddy.

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