The Dick Show - Episode 140 - Dick on The Devil's Rectangle

Episode Date: February 5, 2019

Male cheerleaders and strongmen, the Patreon alternative, the science of procrastinating, a caller has a Wedding Four-Way before his wedding day, Nazi furries, millennials who don't know the holocaust, victim blaming police, my Imortan Joe milk brigade, and Facebook Gets Deleted; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Look at this. I'm starting to get Santa Claus fat. Yeah, Santa looks like a little bit of weight. Remember that scene? No, it is putting on a little bit of weight. Does this look like a little weight to you? Oh, the Santa Claus? Yeah, the two of them out.

I don't even think I saw that. That's what I always think of. It's a part of it. Whenever I see, whenever I get in the shower, I think of the Santa Claus. Does this look like a little bit of weight to you? Is that thing? Hey, you know, does this look like a little weight to you.

I'll have to see it again. I'll make you all the performance for you right now. Yes. Yeah! Yeah! Hey! What's up, man? You want to do it?

You love it? You got it, it's not chow! Well, everything's in contest, come to July! For a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure, I'm your host, Dick Mashlin, aka the $20 million man, aka, vote, recently voted America's best Mexican, 21 weeks running! With me, as always, is LA-based comedian Sean! The, uh, the Zingmaster, the audio engineer! Hello, Dick.

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Greenlight it. Los Angeles-based comedian. Sean the audio engineer. That is offensive to me, and that is offensive to comedians. Greenlight it. Los Angeles-based comedian. Sean the audio engineer. That is offensive to me, and that is offensive to comedians. No, it's not, nothing is offensive to comedians, except everything.

Except everything is offensive to comedians. Oh God, I'm in a good mood. First of all, first of all, I woke up sober, so I'm all ready ahead of the game. You look bright eye today. Look at my eyes though. I know. I look both pointing in the same direction.

Yep. I don't look like Arty Lang. Yeah. Oh. Oh. How is he alive? Oh. How is that guy alive?

Oh. They're gonna change that drug commercial to this is your brain on drugs that hot bitch like smashing shit, which is a commercial for doing drugs and going crazy as far as I'm concerned, to just a tick-tock of Arty Lang. That's gonna be, that will be the,

that will be the don't-do drugs commercial for the next 10,000 years. His Arty Lang's smushed in, what the fuck, man? He's get shoes up with like, oh, in court, snot all over his knees. And it's not into his veins, because he's get shows up with like Oh, in court, not all over his dreams. And it's not into his veins because he's got so much hair. Snog, drugs in his nostrils and his snot that he just injects that directly.

Jesus, man. Oh, that guy. That guy, there are drug problems and then there are drug problems. Yeah, that's a drug problem. All right, I'm in a good mood. Wake up sober. Wake up sober.

Went to bed sober. Good for you. Could you know you could do that? No. right. I'm in a good mood, wake up sober. Wake up sober, went to bed sober. Good for you. Did you know you could do that? No. Huh. I didn't for a long time. I didn't. Yeah.

Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Go to bed sober. Wake up sober. I remember all of my thoughts. Full control over my thoughts. No sleep drinking in the morning. No sleep drinking.

No sleep no eat, no shame eating. Oh,hmm. Oh waking up among piles of rappers and carcasses like a werewolf on the pile of like a car werewolf on the prowl. Oh, I feel unbelievable and I'm in a good mood. I'm in a good mood for other reasons too. Really? I just just just found out that my LLC is filed, approved. The new LLC I put together for my Patreon alternative, which means we're ready to rock. Which for nominal. Which for nominal. We're in woods gonna be on there,

knolls gonna be on there. Ready to go, Sean? This is the beginning of the Jess level. I'm the bank now. The career. Yeah, this is the beginning of the, this is the zenith of me. Where we all get deleted from life.

This is when I asked for it too hard from the bank and I got, well, this is my stop tank moment holding up my hand. They're gonna clip this, like, oh, this was his Nazi salute that marked the end of his. Yeah. LLC's ready to go. I'm gonna get those guys up there ASAP.

I got myself up there. There's already people moving over there. I'm excited about it. That's great. The initial anger has excited from everybody. I feel bad for some of the stuff I said about Sargun too. So I'm gonna try to get him to call in. Oh, gotcha.

So I apologize, but we need it. We need it. We need it. And I need to do it. And I'm gonna tell you this. Here's something I'm very excited about because I know it's a bad idea. I'm like, here's what I'm saying I'm gonna tell you this, here's something I'm very excited about because I know it's a bad idea. I'm like, here's what I'm saying I'm gonna do.

You know the Patreon takes 5%, right? Yeah. I've everybody. Yeah. You know how much I'm gonna take? How much? Zero. Zero percent.

Zero percent. That's less than 5%. Less than 5%. You go to subscribe star, that's 3%. You go to Dix New Deal, Dix New Deal, that's 0%. 0%. 0%., that's 0% 0% 0%

0% you know why Sean? Cause I'm fuckin' rich bitch, I don't need any money from people, I don't need to skim off the top Like I'm running a fuckin' casino, like I'm some gumbah running your casino, just taking cuts off the top As I'm passing the bag down. Zero. Zero. Try to compete with zero. You can't. You can't do it.

Let's see, we're gonna give them money. You can't fucking do it unless they're gonna, what are they gonna pay you? Yeah. What are they gonna pay you? Who's gonna take a cuck out of that? Zero. We'll see how this plays out.

Okay, I'm getting crazy with it. I'm crazy with excitement over it. Crazy with it. I would say near reckless. Oh, I'm near reckless. Gotta get showed today, a bunch of people are calling in. Cool. Somebody took my, the rager took my no wedding day

till he gets his three-way advice. Oh yeah. Made it happen. He did. He's gonna be calling in later talking about it. Bonitis is called his ex-fiance. I don't know if she's going to be calling. We've got the Facebook devastation still going on. Facebook groups are gone. As you know, F, play a sad F for the Facebook groups, but they've schismed. Like the death of Superman, we've got representatives from both sides calling in already beefing.

That'll be much later in the program. We're recording early today because the Super Bowls tomorrow, which you, you know, by the way, I'm going to a monster truck rally tonight too. I might be American where? Anaheim. Okay. I might get, I might get a overload of America this weekend. That's a man.

I didn't know they did monster truck rallies anywhere in like Southern California. Me. I would have thought they would have been like chased out by every, you know, just everyone else because essence of California seems like it would run everything fun out right? Yeah, especially everything like that's like shit kickin And you know, yeah like somehow this is a patriarchal micro aggression for a big monster truck to crush tiny effeminate cars Yes, I you could see it anywhere But doing that tonight some Tomorrow I don't know if you're aware of this,

but for everyone listening on Tuesday, they will have seen this this weekend, there's going to be for the first time ever, male cheerleading men at the Super Bowl. I just learned about this. Oh, good. A couple, several men, men on the sidelines cheerelines, cheerleading with the women as cheerleaders. And I'm, you know, I'm absolutely thrilled.

I was nothing but thrilled by her. I'm definitely watching. I'm interested. I can't wait. Yeah, I can't wait. If there's one thing I don't get enough of is men dancing so much so that I'm going to try out next year. Good to be on the team because quite frankly, there's not enough representation on the field in my opinion of fat men fat fans day like with the okay have you see did you see

the cheerleader males that they've got out there i have not it's too skinny i presume that their gay men met to two skinny black guys uh... which in my up i mean i i don't want to sound i don't want to i don't want to uh... i don't want to say anything offensive here but i think that the representation on the football field is primate. We could have used a rep, rep some representation of the fat, of the fat slubs on the field.

I think that, I think that skinny fit gay men have adequate representation in the field of dance. Would you agree with me? That that's true. I would say there's a lot of skinny fit gay men dance. Yeah, in hip hop and yet they're the ones, yet they've got a hundred percent representation at the Super Bowl.

And I find this very offensive to me as if someone who puts the Super Bowl on in the background and then tries to avoid it at all costs. Yeah. There's that. I find that very offensive. Okay.

So I want to do my part to get out because the thing that we need, football's biggest problem when it comes to youths is young gay men enjoying a game of football with their straight fathers who may or may not be homophobic. That's what, that's what's being brought together in this instance. You see, young, effeminate men who just want to enjoy a game of football with their, with dad, with pops, where finally, that's the problem with youth as it comes to football. You see what I'm saying? It's not the massive brain trauma and concussions that are being pushed on the children. It's the representation of different lifestyles

on the side of the field. That's the problem. Because they've perfected it in all other regards that it's time I'm being sarcastic obviously because it's so I'm going to lie about you didn't know of you. Oh no, no, I thought you were totally sit no, I do not think you were totally serious. I knew that was sarcasm, Dick. I'm an LA based comedian. It was the ring. I understand the subtleties of the ring. The language and the delivery and the delivery of comedy. Again, it's a craft.

The ring. Speak for a few ahead. Yeah. I'm done. It's the ring man at UFC. Now we've got a bunch of effeminate men dancing around bringing dance to what is ostensibly just a tittie show and ass show at the side of the field that I actually enjoy because for a moment, I get to pretend, I get to fantasize about being a Morton Joe and some kind of

nuclear holocaust where I have all these cheerleaders in a weird milking chamber that they have as close. Yeah. They got us disgusting. But they loved him for his personality. Yeah. His brutal dictatorship. That's every man's dream.

It's just to be loved by, that is every man's dream. It's just to be loved by... That is every man's dream he was living, to be feared, and loved is the same. Feared and milked. And milked and have a chamber of of chicks being milked for reasons that are not clear in the movie, for some reason it's some kind of a currency, but they've now we've got these two guys showing up in my fantasy while I'm watching it and intersticking their heads in there. Now this guy's in the milk, get out of here. Get out of here man.

Don't you have enough stuff? Do you have enough stuff? Do you have enough stuff? And thank you L.A. for bringing the male men cheerleaders. I looked it up. Where is a Super Bowl this year? I don't know. I don't even fucking know. I looked up who's responsible for it. I found this woman by the name of Molly Higgins,

team vice president of community fairs and engagement. For the NFL? No, for the LA Rams. Of course, it's LA Rams. Oh, it's the Rams doing that. Yes. I didn't even Rams doing that. So I can't be very aware when it happens.

Well, you know what? It's with two black gay men in Boston. Ha, ha, ha. If you have the talent and the skill set, she says, this woman spoke, spoke, spoke woman, you shouldn't be discriminated on the basis in the skill set, she says, this woman spokeswoman, you shouldn't be discriminated on the basis of sex. Higgins says, I'm proud. It didn't scare us.

And it's not that it scared us. It's that it ruined it. That's what I popped her into Facebook just to see who this chick is, type thing in Google. Her profile picture is her fat lesbian wedding. So all right. Well, okay. Okay, well, fine.

I don't know. I don't really have a... My only take on it, but... My only, really, my only issue with any of this, because I really, I really don't care at all. My only issue with any of this kind of stuff is that it's so transparent and it's such terrible pandering. It's really, it's very insulting, I think, to everyone in America, if you're, if you're lesbian, gay, black, white, I really do think it should

be really just offensive to everyone. Should be everyone by this, right? Because they're, they're just, yeah, it's so true. I know that ringman in Knoxville was, I know he felt shame. I know he was being, I know he was being milked for that same. See, I've got the, the, I'm my Immortan Joe has a bunch of fat rods in the room, the mug. But they're, they're Morten Joe,

it's just milking these men's shame, but hoaring them out like this for, I don't even know what they're doing it for, to make chicks watch the game, to make it palatable for them. I really don't understand. For, it's for PR, for being on the cutting edge of, of, to impressiveness, to home.

The people, who wants that? The people who are already already who already want it. They just need, they need a second, this is not, this is my not safe for women pitch. They need a second cheerleader squad, a hype squad that's just like all the, just like just play for the huge clock. And there's no, no, because he's coming out before the show.

Cause I want to see play for the play, but here what he has to say, and he's funny. So I know that he's not virtue signaling. show. Because I want to see Flavya Flavya from here, what he has to say. And he's funny. So I know that he's not virtue signaling. Yeah. He's wider than me. Primesprince in some way. Okay. They get like a walking breast cancer,

like a mistastization. Oh, God. Yeah, being of only of breast cancer. Yeah. Get a stomp a woman with a a no leg like a refugee or something The prosthetic limb. That's the a squad. That's the cheerleaders of net of tomorrow An in-a-wit man with that crack head That got that little that that boy that coming to boy smirked to death bring him back to life throw him in a squad

Just get it over with don't mix them don't mix them give me six hot broads That I can look at for a second without a bunch of guys squeezing in there Get out. I'm gonna have to thumb over these guys. Yeah. Okay. All right, well, you're pretty worked up about this. Or put in, we'll put in like a,

like Magnus Samuelson or somebody. If you're gonna put guys on the as a strong man or something. Yeah, like the most famous strong man ever. Magnus Samuelson, Magnus Magnus, get some fucking big buff dudes out there That I want to like yeah good. Yes power wonderful Is it too much to ask for tonight?

tonight have Okay, people don't want that do they I don't know maybe they do Do you think so that's a horrible thing to say about gay men to think they would objectify men like that, and that's we do. That's a terrible thing to say. Do they want that? Do they want, do they even want that?

I don't know. You know what, no Tanner said something. He said, gay men are still men. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Because they've got a sex drive like a man. So they like women? No, so they still men. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Because they've got a sex drive like a man. So they like women? No, so they like men.

We like to look at hot chicks, they like to look at hot dudes. I don't know. I think it's different. Ask him. Ask him. Bond says they don't. He's gonna call in later too. What, they don't like to look at hot game men?

Says they don't want a man. They want to have a cheerleaders. Oh, they don't want He's gonna call in later too. What, they don't like to look at hot game as they don't want to have them? And cheerleaders. Oh, they don't want, but I mean, my point is only that they like to, you know, they look down it's like, yeah, I want, I'd fuck that. Like all the time, like we do with women. Cause you think about, you really, yeah, but are they looking at those cheerleaders thinking?

I don't know, I want to fuck that. I don't know, they haven't probably, nobody's seen, nobody's seen cheerleaders before. No,'t know, I wanna fuck that. I don't know, they haven't probably, nobody's seen, nobody's seen the cheerleaders before. Okay, but I'm gonna mail cheerleaders on a national level before. I would think that guys would look at Obama, gay man would look at Obama and go,

yeah, I would love to fuck that. Look at that powerful man. I'm sure millions of them, howl-of-a-man, or sexy perfume ad guy, where he's like, oh, like, erotic and wiggling around. or like a sexy perfume ad guy, where he's like, oh, like erratic and wiggling around. And he's got his pecs and stuff, but this the dancing? No, I don't think so.

I don't know. That's like, cause that's as far as women goes, the pants what they could as it could be. Depends what they look like. Maybe they'll be like, oh, he's hot. I don't know about that. I might think that. I don't think you understand gay men like I do.

I'm sure that I die. I know. I know what's going on. I know what's going on. I know the mind of a gay man. Can we do a segment every once in a while where Tanner calls in and talks about and talks about it's ridiculous exploits?

Oh yeah, he's calling in today. All right. Because that story he told the last time he was on was fucking the most insane thing I've ever heard about. Michael and Pico. About the twins and just like, it was like Jesus Christ. All I'm saying is let's get some equal representation

on the football field for guys like Mike, me. That's what I want to see. I want to see some dads out there with the, you know, live in the dream with the cheerleaders. I want to see male cheerleaders that the cheerleaders aren't thrilled about being around. All right. You know what I'm saying?

Because they're making too, they're doing too many, their elbows are a little, they have wandering elbows, right? Right, right, right. They're getting a little too low in the pictures little, they have wandering elbows, right? Right, right. They're getting a little too low in the pictures. Okay. That's what I want to see. All right. Equal representation.

It's just gonna get worse. They're just gonna be rolling out, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad to keep women interested. You know? Yeah. It's gonna be, there's gonna be a one-eyed dog in the cheerleading squad, or the A squad. One-eyed dog, an amputee, refugees.

One amputee dog, that's the base of the pyramid. Two rape victims. And everybody has to just pretend that it's a pyramid. Yeah, they've all been raped. No. That's a, I think Nick Rikita's calling it too. He crossed 20,000 subscribers. Jesus.

On YouTube. He's a big success. Yeah. He crossed 20,000 subscribers. Jesus. On YouTube. He's a big success. Yeah. Like I said, addicted to streaming. I gotta talk to him. He has a very severe, very serious addiction to streaming. He's on there almost every night. Entertaining people, interacting with people.

They're gonna come for him. Yeah, they are gonna come for him. Here's what makes me raise this week. I had, I've had a lot of jaw problems in my life. I don't wanna talk about teeth problems, because it's most annoying thing in the world is something somebody talked about, I'm fucking teeth.

But I had this bar across the back of my teeth, like the back of my bottom teeth, it was, like a retainer. Yeah, I was cemented on. I got it a long time ago and they said, in six months come in and we'll pop that thing off. I always thought those were permanent. Well, I wish I had one.

No, you don't. It was terrible. It always cuts your tongue up, but it keeps your teeth straight. There are worse things in life than crooked teeth than slightly crooked teeth. Like having a bit, having what amounts to a horse's bit in your mouth

at all times that you can't ignore. It feels like it felt like being a shark, having like a second row of teeth behind your existing teeth. How does your tongue not get used to it? I don't know, because it's not supposed to be there. But your tongue sits in your mouth normally, but then if you have a bunch of jagged shit in there,

it's jagged, why isn't it a smooth bar? Because it's cemented in. So there's nubs on the back of your teeth. Oh, that sounds like shoddy workmanship. No, that's how it is. How else are they going to stick it to your teeth? Well, I mean, it's in your mouth and it's going to be smooth like a thing. Yeah. I mean, you wouldn't think there'd be gobs of cement. Yeah, there is because they don't put gobs across the entire bar. Well, they should smoothly. Like, Like, like, cook. All right.

I don't, you want to get, cook in your mouth, that's your business. Maybe you'll love these cheerleaders. I went to the, I went to the little children's orthodontist to get the bar taken out of my mouth. I called in, I was like, oh yeah, they said six months. Come back and get it out.

So I don't know, how long has it been? 20 years, five years. Oh, yeah. Okay, well, I've been sitting on this thing for five years. So, I go into the little children's orthodontist office. Why the little children's orthodontist office? That's who put it in, I see. They don't have orthodontist,

they didn't have orthodontist for adults when I had the problems in the first place. So, that's where I had to go. Okay. So I go there and get it put in. I get it taken out and I swear to God, it feels like I have a, it feels like I just got an extension in my mouth.

Oh, you mean it like opened up space? Yeah, it feels like I just knocked down some drywall in my mouth and found a whole other room. Oh, that's cool. For my tongue, fat is laying out like it's spring break, relaxed, plenty of room, pushing up against the back of smooth teeth for the first time in six years apparently. So what makes me a rage is this week is procrastination. Oh my God, come on.

Which is Sean, I have to know how much money I've cost myself procrastinating. How much money? Thousands. That thousands of dollars over the years. Not being a male model cheerleader. Not being on, like stuff like just not paying tickets. Oh yeah.

Just stuff like that where you're just like, you're like, oh yeah, and then it gets lost in your car and like, you know, in the back, you're like, why did I do that? Like, I must be fucking stupid. I must be trying. I must be trying to fuck my life up. You wanna hear stupid?

I've had, I've had, Jax in my mouth for five years. I've had an apparatus in my mouth for five years that didn't need to be there just because of procrastinating. Yeah. That's it. No other reason. Could have called it any time.

It was like a railroad spike back there in the back of my teeth. It was driving me insane. Slow or more and more every day. I just had to make a call to get it out of there. So I did some research, like classic biggest problem in the universe style. Found some interesting stuff about procrastinating. It's got nothing to do with time management. These guys say, let me just, let me read you some of these, some of these paragraphs.

And I think one of the first I brought in a bunch of studies on it too. One of the first studies, the document, the pernicious nature of procrastination was published in the psychology of science back in 1997. Blah, blah, blah, blah,

rated college students on an established scale of procrastination and track. Oh, no, that's not the study. This is just saying that what you obviously think you put things off and then you suffer more in the end and you do a shit of your job. Here was the study. It teamed up to do a little study, put the ill effects of procrastination in context. They brought students into a lab and told them at the end of the session, they'd be engaged, engaging in a math puzzle. Some were told the task was a meaningful test of their cognitive abilities. While others were told

it was designed to be meaningless and fun. You see what I'm saying? So they got two people and they're going to give them both the same test and they said to one people, hey, this is a test of how stupid you are. Another people they said, it's just a fun silly. Let me guess what happened. Okay, go ahead. The fun silly people immediately started to do it. They studied.

They started studying and preparing for it. And they got the, yeah. The other people had the sense of dread that it was some monumental task and very important. They're like, I can't deal right now. I can't deal right now. As it happened, the chronic procrastinators only delayed practice on the puzzle

when it was described as a cognitive evaluation. Yeah. When they described it as fun, they behaved no differently. No pressure from the non-procrastinator. Doesn't matter. Oh, let's just see what this is all about. Yeah.

Oh, cool. I'll give it a shot. And they practiced again and again. And then they just, they did just as well as the people who are non-progressed and they was like, I feel it all, it seems so familiar. It's like every, every task is this crushing dread. I know.

Paranoia. Oh God, yeah. For every fucking decision. And so crushing and paralyzing that nothing gets done. I was laying, I was talking to 80s girl the other day. And I come to find out that she enjoys doing taxes. She's asking every day about the mail. When is the mail going to wait?

What came in the mail? What was in the mail? I said, why the fuck are you bothering me about the mail every day? Well, my tax stuff is gonna get here and I really enjoy, I just can't wait to get and I can't wait to fire up that turbo tax. And I said, Jesus.

What the hell is wrong with you? How do you like doing taxes? I've never heard of that. Me either. I don't think CPAs like doing taxes. I don't think anyone, I didn't think anyone like doing them. No. What's in the mail, I gotta get that tax form

so I can get at these books. It's the biggest. I wanna get at these books as hard as possible. It's the biggest thing for me to find all of my 1099s. Let's see, do they 1099? So that I can go with it up pile of shit and go, yeah, here, help. Yeah. Love them.

Love them. Love them. Doing them in January. She once did them so early, she had to redo them because you got another form. Oh my God. What the fuck is wrong with you. And then I load this thing up and it says, Oh, yeah, if you like doing tasks,

if you see it, perceive it, if you're told that it's fun, people mind it's the same thing. It's not that they like doing it and not it's the same thing. Yeah. But if you are just told that it's fun, you will not fuck it up, which is so obviously everything that you procrastinate is your parents fault for not raising you to enjoy doing mean meal to ask, or whatever you're doing. But I'm sitting there thinking that there's something wrong with her for liking doing

something that's a pain in the ass. Meanwhile, I've got, meanwhile, I've got shards of metal. And while I've got metal appliances glued to my teeth that I've been sitting on for five years, because I'm too lazy to make a phone call and drive 20 minutes, right? I mean, they were in there with a chisel to get this stuff off. Yeah, because the plaque had grown around it like an oyster,

like a pearl in an oyster, it's disgusting. It was disgusting. Here's another study. When making long-term decisions, people tend to fundamentally feel a lack of emotional connection to their future selves, right? We've talked about that before. Yeah, people are future you people are not nice to future you Said how Hirschfield a psychologist at the UCLA Anderson School of Men

Who studies the present future self so to so So even though I know that on some fundamental level in a year's time all still be me In some ways I treat that future self as if level in a year's time, all still be me. In some ways, I treat that future self as if he's a different person. Totally. Because a lot of people think things will just happen. Yeah. You're thinking them in your mind, so you're like, oh, yeah, down the road when I'm making more money.

Down the road when I saw that in the prior to the last housing crash, where people, especially a lot of those loans they got, where they were interest only loans for like the first seven years or so. They go, we'll deal with that then. Well, your payment just won't be my success. From $1100 a month to $3200 a month, and you know, guess what? You were still working the same job.

I can't believe they got away with that. I can't believe the banks got away with that. They weren't dragged from their homes and lynched. Yeah. Yeah, they were given loans to anybody. There's to come, lyre loans. Just, they're encouraging them to state it in come loans. Basically with no documentation.

It's like, yeah, I make $90,000 a year. Yeah, here's, it's like, well, that's fine. I'm fine with that, but I can't believe that they got bailed out and then re-paid. And then given the houses to sell again. All right, anyway. So here was the experiment. They took FMRI scans of people's brains that they thought, when they thought about themselves in the present versus they showed them a celebrity.

And then they've got here in the article, Natalie Portman or Matt Damon, I don't know why they picked those specifically. And then they asked them to think about themselves in the future. And the same parts of the brain that was thinking about the celebrities were activated. So the sense of self,

they think that's gonna even get activated. They're gonna be more successful or more. They see themselves a different person. They think they're thinking about a totally different person. Yeah. Interesting. So yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the same, here's another one.

Princeton University, someone's, this chick, sick woman scientist, presented people with a nasty combination of soy sauce and ketchup, and then had them decide how much they, or another person would have to drink. Some people chose for themselves, other people's chose for other people, and a third group chose for themselves in two weeks.

So how much of this are you gonna drink? You, how much are you gonna make somebody else drink? And how much are you gonna make yourself drink in two weeks. So how much of this are you gonna drink, you? How much are you gonna make somebody else drink? And how much are you gonna make yourself drink in two weeks? Studies show that people were willing to commit to drinking a half a cup of it in the future, but only two tablespoons that day. Isn't that weird? Yeah.

Two tablespoons versus a half cup. Like here's you. But you don't have to do it for a while. How much? Yeah, but it says same. Like what's gonna change about drinking gross? That's catch up in two in two days. I know, but it's in the future.

It's like, oh, I'll enjoy my time between now. I don't have to worry about it. I don't have to worry about it. I have to worry about it. Fuck them. Yeah. Cause they're a different person. Like this is, I thought it was interesting

because they're a person who can drink half a cup of soy sauce and catch up and fuck them. They're a different person. I know is, I thought it was interesting because there are a person who can drink half a cup of soy sauce and catch up and fuck them. They're a different person. Oh no, it's a different. How much would you make Natalie Portman drink? Make the bitch chug the whole bottle? I don't care. How about you tomorrow? Fuck that idiot. Make them drink the whole bottle. Yeah. Oh, that's you. Oh, this shit. This makes perfect sense. Here's last study. I wanted to bring in. Mm-hmm. I thought it was interesting in it was interesting when it comes to procrastination, because you're always fucking, we're always fucking future you. And once another study, they used virtual reality to look at digitally aged photos of themselves.

And then the test subjects were asked how they would spend a thousand bucks. So here's a photo of you. Yeah, let me guess. For you it would just be a mirror, but for most people they would look older when they were digitally aged. How would you spend a thousand bucks

and plastic surgery or Botox or fucking skin peels or the people who saw the aged photo chose to invest twice as much in a retirement account. Oh. Just looking at a picture. Because they're like, what does that say? That is me. Oh, okay.

I don't want to fuck, I can't look, I don't want to look that guy in the eye. Because it's actually me. Yeah. Maybe that'd be a good thing to do. Just have a, instead of mirrors, just like have a digitally aging mirror. So we're not constantly fucking ourselves

and getting fatter than fat as hell. Like, oh, I'm just, I'll eat this. I'm gonna binge drink and eat this third, and eat this third meal of the day because I want to fuck future me. But you gotta get up and go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and see this old asshole looking at you, scornfully shaken his head.

Hmm. Hmm. Maybe it's a good idea. Maybe. What do you think about that? Old picture of yourself. I really want to try it. Yeah.

There's got to be apps or sites or whatever that can age you. Yeah, that can age you. I mean, usually they used to look ridiculous, but I'd be really curious to see what What you know how good it can be done, right? Like a beard like a big father-time beard on that's probably not the same with their talk Yeah Well, I'd like to see like like a like a young picture of my dad and then have them age him to about where he is now and just see how close it is Yeah, you know, I think the dad wouldn't work

because then I would make bad decisions just because I know it's my dad. No, I'm just curious how your mother fucker, I bet you would like me to invest more in my future. I'll show you. I bet you wouldn't like me to drink right now. I'm gonna drink a shit load. I'm just curious as to, you know, how well it,

how accurate it is. Yeah. Yeah, the lemon is smooth. He says his cement anchors are perfectly smooth. It feels like it's part of my teeth. That's because the plaque has grown over the back of it. Trust me. It's disgusting. You've got a, you've got a set of pearls. I think you got a shoddy dentist or orthodontist. You think it's his phone? If it was, if it was sharp, probably sharp, but it's your tongue. Yeah. Well, I know.

No, I know. Sensitive. Well, your tongue magnifies everything. Like, I can't even perform oral on women because their parts are, are not, yeah, they're too sharp for my tongue is so delicate. It's a medical condition. I try to explain to them.

Right. Here was a, here was a funny study that I found. Okay. Two thirds of millennials don't know what Auschwitz is. Oh, yeah, I mean, isn't this just par for the course? Two-thirds. The lack of the lack of thirds. Remember, and I've said this before, I read any of these studies to a certain age group, the the internet was the big bang that started their universe.

And even though you can research all that kind of stuff, it starts at that time and then moves forward. It's kind of amazing. You're saying there was nothing before the internet, there's no history before the internet? Yes. To a lot of people. Well, to most, if this is right, two thirds of millennials don't know what Auschwitz is.

Two thirds of American millennials surveyed in a recent poll cannot identify what Auschwitz is according to a study released on Holocaust from Emberitz day. I don't know when that was. I think it was recent. Found that the knowledge of the genocide, Blabby Blas, not robust among 22% of millennials said they haven't heard of the Holocaust.

I can't be true. Do you think? These are the same people, these are the same people who are calling other people Nazis. I mean, maybe that's why. They clearly don't know what fascism is. I mean, also, if you wanted to, you know,

parallel line of thinking. 22% of millennials in the poll. It's fucking said they haven't heard of the Holocaust or there's an or or are not sure whether they've heard of it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha them are advocating also for things like communism or socialism, because they don't know the history. They don't know the history. One in five has never heard of it or aren't sure that they've heard of it.

That means one in five millennials can be taught what the Holocaust is that's not actually the Holocaust, right? That means one in five millennials squeezed through who are who haven't heard of this term and can be told that it was a celebration of his broke up. Yeah. Do you remember that? Do you ever heard of the Holocaust? No.

Oh, man, I've got a story to it was there's this guy named Axel Rose and he was a prick. He would always show up late and the other guy Slash Took his guitar playing very serious cool guy. They had a huge band and they they broke up one day. That's what it was Yeah, it's a big it's a big deal to a lot of people really love G&R man And two thirds and he's in no what Auschwitz is I've got more than two thirds. I don't know what Auschwitz is. I they had to have gone to some sort of I mean, for retardation or something to get these.

Yes, I just I mean, I want to know how big the number, you know what I mean? I'd be very interested in the polling statistics. 1300, is that enough? So I mean, dude, a hundred is that enough? Oh, I mean, dude, 100 is fucking. You think you couldn't find 10 people who didn't know what it was. That's incredible. Asked to identify what Auschwitz is. 41% of respondents and 66% of millennials could not come up with the correct response. Something about numbers, million, million, million.

It was the largest, yeah. Respondents indicated much more awareness of modern day biases against Jews with 68% saying anti-Semitism is present in America today. Well, yeah, it's not knowing what Auschwitz is. That's 51% saying that there are many or a great deal of neo-Nazis in the United States. You don't even know what the fuck they are. It's God damn it, man. No, that's, I told you. Oh, no, I, this makes perfect make you a rage, right? It makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense. They're just talking out of their fucking asses, man. Yeah. They really are.

Nazi. Yeah. Right. Oh, hold up. We always do basics on this show. Yeah. I've got a girlfriend. We're having problems. Okay. Okay. Have you met her? No. Okay. We identified the problem. Yeah. Yeah. He's a Nazi. He's a Nazi. Okay. Do you know? Have you heard of the Holocaust? No, what's that? Yeah. I see. I told you I got it.

On the bonus episode, I bet you could get 10 of these mother fuckers who call people Nazis in a room, give them a thousand bucks and not one of them could tell you what the actual name of the Nazi party was. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, according to this study, I think you'd, yeah, I think you'd be 100% right. Nazis, it was the Nazi party.

It was the Nazi party. What is that, what was the name of the party? 58% said they believe something like the Holocaust could happen again. Well, I mean, yeah. I guess there's no point in talking about like the nuances of What life is like under totalitarian regimes and why fascism is bad?

How they don't technology and development or why or why something like antifa are Fascists. Yeah, it's no point in talking about it, I just don't even know what the hell's. No, no, no, you're not, you've, they have years of education to get through before you can have a conversation on some intelligent level with them. Yeah. Let's see here, I've also got,

man, I also got a, I got sucked down a toilet rabbit hole. I was exploring the idea of women's bathroom lines. How they do make me rage. Because you go out with a woman, you take her anywhere, and first of all, here's why women's bathroom lines affect. Here's why you should care about the lines of women's bathrooms as a man. Because it's counterintuitive. You think anything that happens to women

is not my problem, because it's not me and they probably deserve it. That's a normal for a man to think. Okay, that's a great quote right there. That's just wonderful. I'm asking for it now. Of course. Now that my games is on the warpath,

he's bragging about getting the Facebook group shut down. Yeah. He's going on and on about home a white suprem. Yeah. He's bragging about getting the Facebook group shut down. Yeah. He's going on and on about home a white supremacist. That's incredible. And then I support Richard Spencer in the ethno state. Yeah. And I have to take a step back.

I mean, I mean, how old is that guy? Um, in human or cat ears? Well, two, no, two old to be acting like that. But how, I mean, how old is he? Is he in his 30s? Yeah. He's got to be early 30s. Yeah, early 30s.

You got to be in your 30s to fail that hard. You can't, you can't be that dedicated to failure in your late 20s, I don't think. You have to be on the cusp, you have to be just 30, I think. Or else he's failing above his age level. Some people are prodigies. Yeah, he might be a prodigy at failure. He's calling me a white supremacist still celebrating about the, and he's now he's trying to get the

Patreon pulled obviously because that's the next step. But he keeps calling me a white supremacist, which I, like I finally had to take a step back from, oh Richard Spencer and his ethno said, I'm like, wait a minute, I'm not allowed to respond. Do you respond to these? I can't, because I'm banned from everything. For calling mental chess a deranged bitch. Yeah, so he got kicked off of everything for calling a woman with a restraining order who's still posting about the school

where my girlfriend works a deranged bitch. I am the one that got banned. Yeah. 80s girl took it to the police and the lovely police officer officer Joyce. Hi, I gotta get his badge number. Can you give me that piece of paper with that cops badge number, please officer Joyce of the LA, I don't know if it's LAPD or if it's Glendale PD or what division PD.

I mean, you're technically in Los Angeles. Yeah, so I don't know. Officer Cockblocker, officer Joyce, says to a woman who has been harassed so much that he has, said she has a restraining order against another psychotic woman. Oh, you got it here, thank you. Officer Joyce, badge number 40729 is the guy told 80s girl Number 40729 is the guy told 80s girl that my social media presence has consequences and following and that unfortunately when you enter that realm, you open yourself up to that.

Yeah. So officer cock blocker, LAPD's finest officer Joyce told a woman who's a victim of harassment. That it was because she associates with me and that that is a natural consequence of that, of being involved with someone who's in the public eye, which I think is. I think we all agree is absolutely repugnant. First of all, to be offering life advice as a fucking cop. Yeah, that's not, did, is this something that you have a 900 number that I could pay, officer dipshit, joys,

joys the jack off, joys the fucking desk, jocky, you stupid cock sucker officer Joyce Holy shit if you're thinking about dating officer Joyce think again because he thinks that anything anything the person you're dating Yeah, he's involved in means a necessary Subjects you to it. That's right. So be very fucking wary of that kind of attitude coming from a man nonetheless. Beta. Beta. Officer fucking Joyce.

Protecting and serving the LA community by blaming women for the things that for blaming women for the things that happen to them because of who they're dating. That's the all I guess kids, I guess if you're kids, I guess if you're the kids of a cop and you're getting harassed at school, yeah, because your dad's a fascist, well that's what you get. You shouldn't associate with them. You should emancipate yourself.

It's your fucking fault. Right. I can't believe all guilty by association and all deserve cop. Officer Joyce, what was badge number again? That's why they have these badge numbers, isn't it? I don't know. They make them with the fascist factory,

they spit out these fucking NPC officers. 40729, I gotta find them. I gotta find him. I gotta find. I gotta find more information. Information is our friend. Anyway, my gams still going on about me and being a white supremacist. And every time I have to take a step back and he's really locked on to you right now. Yeah, it's the success. It really is, it's that fucking smirk, man, that kid, I'm just a walking smirk. It's their complete lack of success

that makes them obsessed with it, like a deranged woman. Like how mental Jess was so obsessed with 80s girl, having this, like how mental Jess was so obsessed with 80s girl, having this, like how mental Jess was so obsessed with Maddox being so desperately in love with this ex that she would go to the lengths of trying to ruin her life, just to destroy it in some way, thinking that she would reap the fallout

of Maddox's unrequited love. It's what, it drives these people who are mad. It drives them to madness people like Mike Gams. Now, when you're trying to call me white supremacist, you're just like, dude, I'm not white. Yeah. Like, I don't, I would never be allowed in the ethno state. My kids would not be allowed in the ethno state half of my family the half of my family that makes all that makes the money Would not be allowed in the ethno state, right? Like it's it's entertaining to me to listen to people's

Crackpot ideas or any idea well and I'd never respect anybody who I respect anybody who will say to a mob I respect anybody who I respect anybody who will say to a mob something that they know will piss them off, which is what Richard Spencer does. He says things. I don't know that I mean, I've heard the name. I like white. He likes white people. He loves white people. I don't even around white people all the time.

I don't know what he looks like. I don't know what he says. Um, I know he looks like a light. I know he's a lightning rod. Yeah, he looks like a lightning rod. Yeah, he looks like a Hitler youth, grown, I mean, he just looks like, he looks like he would be in a J crew catalog, except his sideburns are a little higher.

I don't, but you know what, like the Hitler youth haircut has been super popular with hipsters for fucking years now. Cause it looks cool. Shaved on the side and it's fucking swooped over. Doesn't games have that haircut? Yeah. I like hearing ideas that are forbidden.

Yeah. I enjoy it. I think a lot of people do more than they're willing to admit. Richard Spencer's definitely one of them. And he got punched just for talking. Yeah. Personally, I think he is, I think Richard Spencer is more valuable to the media as, as somebody they can, as an embodiment of racism that they know drives clicks and ad sales.

I think he's, he's a valuable entity to the media in the same way that Mickey Mouse is valuable to Disney. Oh, they can trot them out there and generate clicks from their ad sales instead of talking about the one-eyed dogs and male cheerleaders, which won't get the same ad. So put Richard Spencer on the front page. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, not in this climate. Yeah, yeah. No, for sure.

He's much more valuable to the media than he is whatever they consider the alt-right to be or the white nationalist movement or whatever, whatever they're calling white people. I don't even know what my point was. How can someone who is not white be a white supremacist? Is my question. I mean, I guess if you wanted to go

getting some really twisted thinking, that I don't think it would be like, you'd be a self-hating Mexican. Like you agree with everything. It's like, no, Mexicans are the fucking worst. And I would eradicate all non-whites. I mean, I don't really see how, I don't even know what the hell it means

to be a white supremacist anymore. That's just, just, notsy. But, just, you know what? You don't know what a Nazi is. I support a Zethno state, because then they could all just go fuck off and live in it. They think that it's fine. Go, get out of here. Go to Rhode Island.

Make it, like, these, some of these people think that think that like Nazi is like a, it's like a mind. I don't know if they actually understand that Nazi was a party, not this like, not this term that transcends generations. I think a lot of them think they're using it literally when they're using it figuratively. Oh. Because of the, you know, comes from the Nazi party. So they're thinking, you know what I mean? Yeah.

I don't want to get stuck down to a whole Nazi hole, but it's crazy. It's crazy coming across one of these radicals. It's insane. Like weird ultra progressive radicalists. It's hard to even call it a political party. I don't even want to say radical left because the guys just clearly doesn't have a dead. Like, he's just a maniac for thrashing at anything, hoping to make some kind of impact, but not having the discipline to plan and make an actual difference.

Mike can, he's happy having his picture taken with celebrities, like political celebrities and Hollywood celebrities. It's all he wants, just a picture. Strange guy, anyway, women's bathrooms. Here's what, this is what I was saying about women's bathrooms. Maybe we're at a time today, because I do wanna talk to people. But when women go to the bathroom, you know you're not going to see them for 20 minutes. If you're out anywhere, if you're

lucky, if you're lucky, I got to go to, and they, the reason why it's a problem for men is because they drink less. Number one, well, women have smaller bladders than men But they because of the bathroom lines they drink less alcohol. Yeah, which means less bad decisions They're gone for a long time So you're if you're if you're working on a woman You need to keep your momentum. You need to keep your game going. You know? You have a big pause like that, a big commercial break, a big intermission. She comes back, she comes back to the table and you gotta start your set.

You're gonna start your story over. It's like pausing a video game, you come back in three weeks to play it, you know, I don't know, I don't remember any of this shit that's going on. I don't feel anything about And you know, I don't know, I don't remember any of the shit that's going on. Right. I don't feel anything about these characters anymore. I don't care. And she's gone, she's gone standing in line at the bathroom. There's other dudes in arrival.

There's other dudes in the other bathroom sitting there waiting to intercept, chatting them up themselves. I do it all the time. Then you're really fucked. Loitering by the, loitering bathroom, circling around like, yeah do it all the time. Then you're really fucked. Loitering by the lawyer's bathroom, circling around like this. Yeah, so I was like some kind of a predator. Yeah, I was reading about laws they're passing to get rid of the weight in the women's bathroom line.

They're trying to give it a two to one ratio for women's stalls versus men's stalls. And then I got sucked into this video. I'm gonna play this video for you because I thought it was funny. I got sucked into this weird video that I thought was gonna be dumb at first because it starts with talking about how trends, there's all kinds of trends, assaults, and the bathrooms. Are there? And that's... Do you think so? I don't know. I don't think so. Sounds unreasonable, but there's just all kinds of insulting going on. It sounds like a lot of effort.

You mean like if what which trends are being assaulted like the trans men? Oh yeah, that's a good point. Like who's getting assaulted? Yeah, cause my eyes doing the, who's doing the assaulting? Yeah. That doesn't make sense, right?

Yeah, it doesn't. Oh, Chelsea got assaulted. And I think it was a teenager's, who did it? It wasn't in a bathroom. So teenage girls assaulted Chelsea. Yeah. Yeah. Huh, maybe it is then. I don't know.

Anyway, here was the, this was the video I watched. So this is a radical new idea on how to fix bathrooms to account for the tremendous lines for women. So I was thinking, like let's just open the men's up to the women, right? I don't know, any problem with that's not the problem. Bringing, just let them in. Let, let the women in, right? Who cares? They always, the drunk ones eventually spearhead their way in there anyway, and then act like little misthing about it. No one cares. What are you doing?

Just come in here. Here's, here's the, here it is. Base. Replacing the typical stalls whose revealing gaps, compromise privacy with floticiling partitions and communal areas for washing and grooming. We've developed a process for retrofitting sex-secricated restrooms that takes the multi-user approach a step further. First, we remove the plumbing stack wall and treat the bathroom as one open space. We then eliminate the corridor wall, treating the bathroom as a porous extension of a hallway. Okay. We have three different types of things. It's stupid so far, right? Yeah. Yeah. But wait, wait, this is when it really kicks in.

Install standard ambulatory NEDA, as well as caregiving rooms which include sinks and changing tables. We add communal grooming and washing stations off the circulation path and finally allow that transforms the corridor into an animated social space. This solution has three advantages. Restroom users can visually monitor one another, reducing the risk of violence. Gender and non-conforming people aren't stuck between two options that don't align with their identities. And it meets the needs of the trans community, as well as a wide range of differently embodied

people, including caregivers, the elderly, mothers, Muslims. So they move the bar to the bathroom? Stole to social development, through a ton of traffic spaces like airports. Am I crazy in thinking that's a great idea? I mean, or it's just stupid, no one cares. I mean, if I'm being honest, I really don't care. You really don't care. Okay, let's talk to some people.

I'm gonna play a song first. Here's David Spencer, hello Dick and hello Dickheads, Miss Captain Jack, here you go. I guess he's kept in track. Yes, here you go. Okay. All right. David. Okay.

Let me see if he stops doing that. It looks like drums coming in after this. Uh-huh. Okay, hang on. Got the 60 Hertz hum. Go Dick. And Hello Dickheads. I think he's learning how to play the guitar.

How do you think? I think he's learning how to play the guitar. What do you think? Hello Dick and hello Dickheads. Okay, all right, all right, all right, that's enough of that. Here is Kiwis on Discord featuring Jeff Koch flute. Do you see if this is any better? Oh, okay. Oh, it's Riders on the Storm.

Kiwis on Discord, that's funny. Really setting it up for this. Guys, cut the intros down. You don't have to do exactly what the door is to. Yeah, let me show you how these should start. Give it two bars and go ready here We go we know what's wrong with it. Yeah Okay, here we go is Jeff cock flew with Kiwi's on discord. No, you're pissing me off

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I recognize that song. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good.

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Listen all your name Took his cousin for a ride And shot his little straightness Oh, no He didn't do that, then we know of Yeah, yeah That he wants to He wants to

You have 500 and 75 messages. First message is a part of me that when I see a pretty girl, I want to know what it's like to take her out, minor and diner, and there's another part of me that wants to know what her tits look like on a spike. Yeah. Who's that close? I'm trying to say his deep, deep, right?

If you listen to me, it I'm trying to say his deep, deep, right? If you listen to me, just to say it was actually, I'm trying to say his actually Edmund Campbell. I've never had since with a girl. It was Kim's cover. All right, all right.

It was misattributed in, what's the one with a, with a Christian bail that America's like, oh yeah, it was a bone. I think he said it was a gain, but it's not. Oh my God, everyone's really fighting a bond Facebook. Oh, are they?

Bla is there. Hey, I'm here. Hey, bond, how you doing, man? Sorry about that. Hey, you're working on comics while listening. You're fine. You're a gay man. What do you think about male cheerleaders?

Yeah. I just don't like the pandering. It feels like, hey, this is just for you, just for you. Look what we did. And I'm like, I don't need a gift, like, fuck off. That's what I said. Yeah, it's, there's a erotic to you to watch the male cheerleaders.

I mean, I don't want to be mad. I'm being condescended to like that. It's already over. Is that how fickle you? Because I'll be condescended by a chick and a bikini. And I still want a fucker. Mm-hm. I don't want to fuck up your thing.

It's my thing. You know, that's, you know, what do you mean? What are you talking about? You're already got your thing. The girls, they had that there. That was for you. Yes, it was for me. It was great.

And now they're bringing in like, well, now we've got a pander to this much smaller audience and ruin it for all these guys. Yes, it was for me. It was great. And now they're bringing in, well now we got a pander to this much smaller audience and ruin it for all these guys. Like come on. Yeah, I don't want some dopey chick with huge cans ruining a rent production. Exactly. You never see that.

I get her out of that. No, we've got Jenna Jamison shooting ping pong balls out of her snatch. And what's like a game in the music man coming soon the Ed O'Neill theater and Broadway. The Ed O'Neill theater. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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We have a history of that. I'm sorry about that. What was it? I remember I sent you a just done the interview. It actually kind of came up today. So this might be kind of perfect. You had just done the interview on the kill stream with Richard Spencer.

And I was like, oh, I don't want to Richard Spencer's guys and had a really bizarre interaction with him. What guys? One of his Nazi lieutenants? The guys, one of the Tiki Torch brigade. Like, he's in the, remember, I sent you the email. Oh, really? I can read off.

Yeah, and it was really bizarre how this went down, but I, let me re-try to recall. So you knew one of the tricky torch knots, he guys? Sure, I can put them in the discord if you want. Yeah, sure. Let's see it. Dude, and I met him, what makes it even weirder was I met this guy who was in a lot of the pictures.

Here we go, drag and drop, trying to do discord at the same time as talking. I'm so good at it. Just don't say the ad. No, I want to. I met him at the same, at the same furry convention that you were at. Okay. Arkins saw this Charlottesville marcher identified. The guy, yeah, the fact I was a beard here. That's him and he was at MFF and he is a really, really gay furry. Like, he approaches the table and asks a bunch of weird questions and shriek, including like making me solve this puzzle that's on his badge that when you solve the word puzzle, it's that his badge does not see fur. And I'm like, oh, ha, thank you very much.

Cool. Yeah. that is bad, she does not see for her. And I'm like, oh, huh. Thank you very much. Okay. Cool. Yeah. I did not know that the existing, because it still exists, apparently, the existing Nazi party was so inclusive of Ferries. Oh, yeah. Okay, Ferries.

Yeah. Yeah. I guess you gotta, you know, you gotta take recruits where you can get them. Gay Ferries getting to the ethnostate. Like, how does that work? He looks pretty white. I don't know.

They dig their way in. A little bad news. Yeah. It came up, Ferries. No, it turns out he was like looking for the leader of the socialist communist Ferries who's is a friend of mine, his woman named Jenna. Okay. Well, why are there so many Ferries who are so fucked up?

Like why are, is it just me? Are there huge swings of extremism in the furry community? Is it too much plan for 10, man? These people don't have a framework for reality. They're more interested in their pretend worlds because their actual world sucks, and it's hard to fix it. It's just another form of escapism.

Yeah, it's like they've OD on escapism and they're just broken husk nothing spit master people like that's why so we get a lot of weird craze he's and he was trying to find her and it turns out he was like flashing his knife at people like trying to find this communist because he wanted to kill her at the car what the fuck uh... i said yeah i don't know where jena is and then when Jenna came out my table later I'm like, hey this weird guy is looking for you

What she's like, is it is it Dodson? And I was like who? And she goes through and describes him like, yeah, that's the guy why and she's like Oh, he was one of he's like one of Richard Spencer's guys He was one of the Tiki Torch brigade and I'm like, you fucking kidding me. You know, I'm trying to run a business here And the Charlottesville marchers are coming to me at the goddamn pervert know, I'm trying to run a business here and the Charlottesville marchers are coming to me at the goddamn pervert convention. I'm like Jesus Christ. So we report the guy to security. He gets banned from the con. Contacts me after the con. Sends me some very looed pictures that I did not ask for. He was really into BDSM. He's also jacked like Jesus Christ. Oh he's big. He's muscular.

He's, well, he's huge. He looked like a big fat guy. There. Did he looks like a big fat guy? Well, actually, we can only see his upper right? I don't know. Send you the picture he sent me. It's the giant gay man in the weather. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I sent it. Posted it. Do you have it? Yeah, I command and whether you see it. Yeah, I said it. Post it. Do you have it? My phone, I'll get it in the discord in a second.

Okay. Okay. I'll have to transfer it from my phone to my computer, blah, blah. I only have discord on my PC. That's all right. Weird. Well, it gets weirder, so the guy gets banned from the con. And then a few months later, he dies.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, and it's either that he drug or supremacy did he overdose on white supremacy no i think you over to start on a mess but that's a same i think this is i mean those batatos right but either heo deed or his um... gay hooker boyfriend overdosed him to kill him.

Okay. A hooker has been on the run from the police ever since Dodson died. All right. Wow. Here's his obituary, which I posted in the discord. And to top it all off, unbeknownst to Mr. Spencer, he tweets out after this guy dies.

He tweets out, the doxing media wants to make examples of white identitarians to generate fear and paranoia to destroy them by depriving them. Their livelihoods, friends and family and self respect. Hashtag, Andrew Dopson is a martyr. He risked everything and paid the price. He will be remembered. I don't think Richard Spencer knew this guy was like a super turbo gay BDSM for you, but

It's just like what they're afraid of Richard Spencer's crew of Well, and that's kind of what sold me on like not on Richard Spencer But like I heard you interview him and then this happened. I was like wait these are the people. I'm supposed to be afraid of yeah Exactly Like Richard Spencer's just kind of a dork. Yeah, he's just kind of a dorky guy. I don't think he denies that either. Like with weird ideas that I don't really care about that much either.

Like I've seen white supremacists on the internet since 1998, I grew up on something awful.com. These people are new. Met one and was like, oh, well, he was kind of scary and the problem corrected itself because he just died. So it was like, so this is what I'm supposed to be scared of, I nerd with with his army of dudes who just killed themselves anyway. Like yeah, an army of dudes who can't can't keep it together for long enough for the fourth rake. To mobilize the fourth rake. I think we're gonna be all right. All right, you got a bone, you got to fix your gate on your phone. You're just cutting off a little bit.

A little bit. A little bit. I'm sorry. It sucks. That's all right. I've got a quick rage for you too. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah. So I had a few, but I figured I'll keep it quick. This one we got based on my buddy Dave, he bought Win winners drink and we played it. Oh good. Yeah, it went awesome. Though we had to swear and not to talk about anything that happened that night because Jesus Christ had got out of hand. What happened?

It does get out of hand. Man, that game gets out of hand for everybody. These gay listeners, they're saying something happened. They really go for it. What happened? People had to reveal very intimate details about their wives and in my case husband and just That was the other thing is we had to keep modifying the game for because half the table was gay guys Uh-huh. Yeah, I trust I almost put a thing in there like look if you if it's gay or whatever

Just you figured out but then I figured it out. What did you have to reveal? Well what card was it? Got him. No, there was oh there was one it was who has the who has the who has had the hottest girlfriend or something? Yeah, yeah Being me because I'm actually by and I dated a very pretty Brazilian girl Very nice canned situation. Okay. I was spoiled. Yeah.

College was good. Up and people were like, oh shit, that's hotter than any girl I've dated. And like everybody was like, ooh, no. Just having to say that. And then he's married to a man. Yeah.

Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah, that's awesome. I'm like, fuck that. Motherfucker, he dated a hotter girl than any of us. So that's just rubbing salt in the wound. Yeah, that's the worst thing that somebody else confessed then, if you can't do you. I can, who's the worst thing? People found, well, this was actually, in some ways, it's a good thing, and for other

people to be embarrassing, people found out that I'd been in a three way, so that was fun. With two guys? You've had three sums with two chicks and two guys. You're saying just the two just the two guys. I've tried to go shake the chick. So you don't know. I'm trying to get out that it's it's so much easier to negotiate the guy.

One, you mean talking them into it? Yes. Yes. Oh, okay. All right. So, well, yeah, I have no doubt that that's easier to talk guys into. Yeah, people think it's like the same, no. Those are silly people.

All right, but I can hear myself through your thing. I gotta cut you off, buddy. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, bye, bye, bye, bye. Can't do it. You might not have had headphones on. Yeah, talking to the computer.

Let's see what else I got here. Cuck Sockers, Robert John said that he played bass on that and Chuck played drums. The don't say the N word song. Oh, cool. It weren't programmed. Oh, great. Wanted me to let you know that.

Oh, awesome. Well, I know that, yeah, that was good. That was a great song. Oh, cool. It weren't programmed. Oh, great. Wanted me to let you know that. Oh, awesome. Well, I know that, um, yeah, that was good. Um, that was a great song. I think, um, Uncle Buck, on some of the stuff that he sent me earlier, I think he had programmed the drums. Oh, yeah. They don't do that anymore. Yeah.

Excellent. Alex Sviver and said, good stuff. And the next James Bond film, he just sits on Twitter reporting Nazis. That's probably, that's true. Who does this? James Bond will do that in the next film. Q is just going to be sitting there reporting Nazis. J.M. Gowlinski. Hey, Jack, take what I say with a green assault. Politically, I lean further left than you, but I still appreciate your viewpoint.

So I always considered toxic masculinity the act of taking ownership of someone's sexuality or the act of exerting dominance to live, domination to live through someone else. For example, I could think of as when old creepy fathers who lose control of their daughter's sexuality, I've seen fathers mock their own kid when they can no longer control them when the daughter is just trying to exploit her own self, explore her own self. I think the fathers who are a little too into football with their small kids exhibit signs of toxic masculinity. Helmatics trying to claim ownership of 80s girl is the epitome of toxic masculinity.

It's a bit ironic come to think of it that the author of Menorbede. The women is far more progressive than the LA comedy scene It's a really mixed up world. Huh in any case appreciate the content and all the laughs. Hope you're doing well Yeah, I guess that's right. That seems right, but You know when everybody uses a term that has a different definition for them. No, I know that's pointless Yeah, it's just point it's pointless to talk about yeah, you know That's not people aren't talking about these pointless to talk about. Yeah. You know? So that's not, people aren't talking about these singular,

they're not talking about the same thing. No. And the more people you can trick into thinking you're talking to them, the more powerful you become, the more powerful your hashtag becomes. That's right. So we're just talking about evil. It's not even toxic masculinity anymore. It's an evil. Yeah talking about evil. We're against evil.

But churches already got evil so they had to come up with new new names for it. Right. Should we talk to? I'll talk to the let's talk to the let's talk to the rager. Hey, we're at the rager. Hey the rager. You there? Okay, what's up, man? Let's see if the rager. Hey, where's that? Hey, the rager. Hey, the rager, you there? Okay, what's up, man? Let's see if your phone works. You sent me a spicy email saying that you tried my, you tried my no wedding day until he gets his three way advice. What happened? I proposed to my girlfriend probably about a month and a half ago and ever since then

I was like, no wedding day till I get a three way and she was always like, no, no, no, fuck you, fuck you. But it rhymes. So it's so it works. It's working under the surface. Yeah, yeah, in the background. So she, so I get home from work and she calls me and she's like, hey, I'm hanging out with some friends at the bar.

Why don't you come down? All right. Cool. I like drinking. Okay. So I get down there and they're not her friends. She's just fucking hammered and she's like, I made friends. Nice.

Oh, okay. All right. Cute, cute little girl. Yeah. She was 22. She had no tits, no tits whatsoever. That's what. But a fantastic ass. All right, 22 year old ass. Where was the, where was the set? What bar was the set?

Sean and I might know it. You do know it. If you go down to Old Town, New Hall. Old Town, New Hall. Yeah. Where? Which one? I'm not going to say the name because I've been in it too much, man. Okay. You've been in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Is that kind of divy place down at the bottom? It was a new place that just opened up, but I know I got there eventually.

I know what he's talking about. Okay. So what is this is this is what's the 22-year-old girl's name? What do you want to call her? Shit. Just call it color-clerissa. She ain't never got this. Oh, okay.

So she's there with your fiancee. She gave her real name. Ha, ha, ha. How many clearances are there in the world? Anyways, but she's also with this super gay guy. And I don't know if you remember, but back when I was single, I didn't give a fuck, I'd stick my dick in anything. Oh, that's right.

Do you call Dan looking for a trans woman? Didn't you? At one point? Yeah, what was her name? I don't remember. It was Chelsea. That's the girl you wanted to date. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.

Okay. So you're with your fiance, Clarissa, the 22-year-old, the fantastic ass and a gay guy. Yeah. All right. So she eventually looks at me and goes, hey, do you mind if we take these two back to our house? Now, I'm not a smart fucking man. Okay. But I know when to shut the fuck up and say yes. Yeah. It's like the forest

gump of orgies. Now what do you think? I'm not a smart man. Yeah. What are you thinking it? I know how to not fuck up a multi way fucking sex party. Is the gay guy vibing you now too? I walked in there and he was like, oh my God, you are the fucking hottest thing. Okay. I was like, oh, thank you. I appreciate that. I'm more interested in her, but that's fine.

But you're down to have sex with both of them if need be. Absolutely, and I did. Bravo, sir. You know, that's in life. In life, you gotta do you, you know, like that sometimes you gotta fucking do to fucking to fucking 22 year old. Like the end of your fiance. He's just like, yeah, whatever. I'll end her. No, oh my God. Oh, the Andrew Fiancé? He's just like, yeah, whatever. Oh, and her.

No, oh my God. Okay, what did he, what did he look like? What was his cans situation? How much have we missed out on by not being by? A lot of, a lot of us. Hmm. Our fucking dads did this to us. And they're gonna serve straight and afraid of our weird sexuality.

What was that guy, the Kinsey scale? They fucking crammed us over so far on the Kinsey scale. We don't even know what we're missing out on, John. Okay, so you've got you, your fiance, you've got a 22 year old, hot ass, young young Girl and you've got the gay man. What is who what is his what does he look like? Honestly, he back when I you know was doing this more often. He wouldn't be my type, but Whatever What's your type

feminine men, okay, so he's more of a masculine man He was very he was very masculine, but not, not in an overly butch way. Like Sean or like me. I would go, he was more like Sean, just a good looking guy, but not my type. Okay, so you've got Clarissa. That's, I was too masculine. You are too masculine. Yeah, it's a, it's a deep, deep, deep, yeah. Okay. So you've got Clarissa. I was too masculine. You are too masculine. Yeah. It's a deep deep deep. Yeah. Okay. So you've got your fiance. You've got Clarissa and you've got Sean all heading back to your plays. No, not Sean. He said it's most like you. People know you. They need to be able to picture in their mind. Great. I hate

you. And then what happens when you get back to your plays? So we immediately all just got naked. The girls jumped into the shower. They were doing their thing. Me and me and old boy, he looks at me and goes, Hey, can I suck your dick? Oh, fuck yeah, you can. Me and old boy.

Okay, so you come back. The girls, everyone takes their clothes off and the girls just go straight into the shower. Yeah, don't ask me why, I don't know. and the girls just go straight into the shower? Yeah. I don't ask me why, I don't know. Well, they're just straighting. That's what they're always doing. They always gotta be, yeah, anyway.

And you and the guy are sitting like in your den. I pop open a beer and as I'm drinking he's like, can I suck a dick? Yeah, so we jump over to my bed and started doing that. Girls walk out. Are you worried that it's a trick at that point? Like that the girls are just showering and then they're gonna leave. They're never gonna come out

and you got tricked into getting your dick sucked. I would be worried about that, Sean. I'm always thinking, is it a trick if I like it? No, no, I guess no, that's not. But they come out of the shower and then we just bucked for hours. My dick is still raw. Okay. Could have done without the last part.

Did. Sorry. Did the gay guy fuck any of the girls? No, but he was eating everybody out. Huh, no shit. And did you fuck the gay guy? Oh yeah. Hmm, interesting.

And that was, you know, man, it's 2019. Just go with the flow. Was there an order that you got to, when you got to, did you have to change things up when you got to him? A pecking order? Yeah, I had to occur on that. Someone get it first. Yeah, he went first and then the 22 year old

and then my fiance, because her one rule was, you are not allowed to bust in anybody but me. Not even the guy? No. Okay. Huh. So you went, asked to,

the other, wow. It was a very open-minded group. Mm. Mrs. Rager just texted me, she's listening in, she said, I mentioned the gay guy used to do a Cirque du Soleil.

This is true. Everyone's gonna say this is bullshit, and I'm very gullible. So I believe everything everybody says. This doesn't sound like bullshit to me. I mean, does it sound like bullshit to you? I don't think so. I don't think so. I mean, if you want, she can come on the show next week.

She's at work right now, but she can tell the same story probably in better detail. So what, this was, are you guys married now? No, no, this was maybe maybe two weeks ago. Two weeks ago and when did you get engaged? But two months ago. Well, it worked. I'm calling this a success. Wow.

And everything's exactly what I have. It's cool afterwards. You're cool. Actually, you're still owed a three way because as a four way. You got to give one back. Yeah, you got to give change. After, after those two left the house, she, my fiance looks at me and she's like, Hey, what did you think about that? I looked at her, I said, as much as I want it to happen again, I know you and this will never happen again. I know you and this will never happen again.

What happened? What did the guy do after? Like, what do you, how do you get rid of them? It was like four o'clock in the morning by the time we all kind of were gearing down and we're like, all right, we're kind of, we're done. So you guys were leave. I Can it sounds like a lot of work Oh my god, it's giving me it sounds like flying a plane a helicopter Yeah, flying a helicopter after feet. Yeah, yeah, and you're like are you are you like grabbing the guys dick to? Oh, no, that's gross. Okay.

A lot of surprises. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I don't know. Do you have any questions about this? I'm still trying and trying not to picture it. Is anything making your rage, buddy? Uh, yeah, actually, and this happened last night.

So, uh, women having big purses. Hmm. Okay. Not that I keep my shit in her purse, but she kept her, she had her rent money in her purse and left it at the fucking bar. Oh, she rent like cash, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Like, I love big person. Like a couple, like a couple grand worth a cash luckily we went back and We were able to find it everything was all cool, but lucky Super lucky when we we were talking to the bar staff. She actually pulled it out counted it out And she's like thank you so much for not stealing my money and the bar was like why the fuck are you carrying that much money? Yeah

Women really they will make mistakes as big as their purses. Like the more the size of their, as the size of their purse increases, so does the mistakes they will load into it. Because you can get, you know, you don't need one. You just have a wallet and you're fine. Just tiny little purse, but they're like, they're like fish. They're like goldfish. Women will grow and grow and grow in determinant size.

Yeah, to the size that their purse has allotted them. And the more things you cram into one bag, the more mistakes you're gonna make. That's just a guarantee. Three other fucking little purses inside the big purse. Yeah, all right, buddy. Thank you for calling in. Congratulations.

Thank you for making my dream a reality. Great story. Yeah. If it happens again, I'll certainly see you, Jane email. Please do. All right. Jesus Christ. We might find a plug. Plug something real quick. Go ahead. Go ahead. So I started streaming on Twitch, Twitch.tv slash rager speaks. Okay. That's all I got. Okay.

What are you streaming exactly? A lot of pubg, the battle royale games, I do a lot of work with veterans charities and so most of the money that I make doing that goes to those charities. Oh, okay. I thought I'd be streaming four ways for charity. No, no, that's completely different website. All right. All right, Rager Speaks. Twitch.tv slash Rager Speaks, so you go get out of here. Thank you, man.

Bye. Whew. Damn. I mean, you ask for it, I guess you get it. It's quite an interesting show. Would that be worth it? Would that be worth it for people, do you think? I have no idea.

You got one, it's a bit of a monkey paw situation there. I'm going to play a song. Yeah, okay. This is Motivations for Coach featuring MCMC by Todd Sidel. Give it to the real Go try new, you're trying to challenge yourself I hope your wife's not a feeder Cause they ain't gonna help you better Go in and out, it's fun to get So if there's a load lower, go in a stand And hit you get hit up

So if there's a middle round of shit Any suggestion, say it then you get mantids The thing's gonna go and get the best breed I, if you don't set the precedent Beware, you stay out of the dairy queen If you know what I mean It's Gary, we want you to get fairly lean But the second thing you step for

Check your songs and then drop on the scenes And get a number of pots of hills I'm really what ever you've got to get to It's what way you can see me I'll break your feet and you probably feel I'm so far ice cream and chocolate Kicking all the before And fall along in the long plain streets

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All you will give It's That breathing Eyes called The It's wrong we coach That's what you need It's nice Your fears You know give it to that pretty wise From me It's not Kind of hypnotic it is hypnotic

Yeah, it is hypnotic all right. Thank thank you, boys. Thank you, thank you, thank you. This is from his name was Bruce, who makes me rage. I hate when people walk on the sidewalk or down an aisle together and basically a red rover chain, not acknowledging that you need to get through. They force you to stop and awkwardly crowd around you even though they saw you coming

and completely got in your way, you gotta just touch them. Yeah, people don't like to be touched. Get a stick, just stick them, jab them, carry around a stick like a blind guy and then slap at their thighs. Right, right. How great would that be to be blind? You could just slap people with that stick.

Yeah, just fuck out of my way, whip them like a jockey. Yeah, that would totally, totally make being blind worth it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Better of fact, I know what I'm doing when I go. I'm gonna gouge my eyes out. Sheetskies says Facebook birthday 2009 is happy birthday. Thanks.

2019. For my birthday this year, I don't want any presents just donate to this charity helping out kittens overseas. Please send $500 and then we can change the life of a disenfranchised feline. I'm doing you a favor because now you can do this good deed instead of buying me presents. I feel so good about myself and my ability to help the world

using my own birthday, how generous of me. People do do that. I know. Encourage you to donate to charity. That's close to that. He came in here telling you to donate to Jesse Lee Petersen's charity. Because he did, didn't I? What the fuck are you doing?

Are you spreading the gospel in here? Oh, make sure you donate to... Thanks. Screws, oh. Why, why? Backward seven, two good of stain removers. I was helping my father move an old filing cabinet. Must have been made of tank armor

because it weighed a ton. It left arcs of rust on the carpet where we had shuffled it upright around the corners. I scrubbed it with some vanished soap. Now we have arcs of very clean carpet. And it looks weird. Does look more weird than the stain. Like you try to clean the stain off, but not too much.

Or else, it'll get dingy again. Yeah, you just gotta extra dingy and sleep right on that spot or something. It does look like shit. What kind of technological backwater do we live in where we can make an intelligent stain remover, yeah, that sucks. O-Peth 1321 when you're in a public bathroom and whoever used the toilet before you pulled the toilet paper off too high and it sticks to the roll so you have to spin the thing

forever just to find the fucking thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'm very courteous in the public restrooms. I'll tear it. I'll leave like a good foot off sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes I'll even tear off squares and fold them up for the next person while I'm sitting

there if I'm bored. I just tear off squares and stack them up like an elf. Oh nice. I'll get toilet paper elf. So if you ever bored, I just tear off squares and stack them up like an elf. I don't know. The toilet paper elf. So if you ever see, you don't ask for a tip. No, if you ever see, if you ever go into a public restroom and there's little stacked toilet papers,

I might have been in there. Yeah. You never know. All right, let's get Bailey on this program. Sean, have you heard, do you know who Bailey is? I do not. Bailey was the Facebook, he was the mod of the old Facebook group. Bailey there. Hello, hello. Bailey, first of all, what a

controversial figure calling in. The mod of the Facebook group that is now defunct and dead and destroyed. What the hell happened? What happened to my beautiful Facebook group that I loved so much? I love that You and me both two things Not the mod there were six of us Including Dustin for a long time. Yeah, okay. I know I'm not you like Dustin. I love so what happened couldn't tell you really Email no notification nothing. I Thursday morning, I went to post, and I got two messages from two people,

I can't remember if the dog mad. But I got two messages, and they're like, hey, what the fuck, you banned me? And I was like, not you, I didn't ban you. Which, just to point out, is the assumption 99% of the time, if anything happens, barely banned me. Yeah. So I looked and I was like,

well, I think I banned me because I can't get to it. It says, it does the thing when someone blocks or deletes you. Yeah. It says like, this cannot be found, blah, blah, blah. And so I looked and I went, I think we got fucking, like, we got nuked. So I created a new group. And it's

faster than I could. No, so there's no way to know, no, no notification or anything that fuck that little weasley fuck that shit staying Mike Gams was taking credit for it. Like ISIS. Yeah, I think there's something bad happens to me like 10 guys take credit for it. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, you know, it more like homicides. Yes, by the by the looks of them. Yeah, no more like homicides. Yes, by the by the looks of them. Yeah, so I mean like he could he could enough There's no way to know because reporting is all anonymous. Yeah, so it could come from a million different directions It could have been him and other people who knows

Just protect no no facing your accuser. It's sex. You know what I mean? No, just do a fucking name Just do a drive-by wearing masks, you know what I mean? No. Just do a fucking name. Just do a drive-by wearing masks, you know, in a car that no one can identify. It was a closed group, too. Yeah. And chicken shit. That's the thing about me. Chicken shit.

Yeah. There's no way of, people can just spam the report button left right in the center. And there's nothing you can do about it because, and here's the thing. 5, hundred plus members yeah uh... if there was someone in there like what are like what uh... should i send them a message and say hey uh... but i don't even know what to ask i don't even know what to ask them specifically like i can look at friendless and that's what we did

it's all you can't stop the. You can't stop it. You can't stop people who are definitely the group in your life. Um, okay. So you've set up a new group, right? And what's that going to let? What is that called? What is the new group? C-R-L.

Uh, the, it's called the Dixiel. But how do people access it? I mean, what is it? What is it named? Uh, so it is a official the Dixiel presumption. As I know, what is it named? So it is a official the Dick show. Presumption as I know. Okay, official. So it's official the Dick show.

The Dick show. Yeah, so Facebook.com slash groups slash official the Dick show. And there is the other one is Dick show. Oh, and the other one is Dick show. Okay, that's what I wanted to ask you. There is. I don't know if you're, I don't know if you're aware of this But a lot of people have a less than favorable opinion of you

Huh, it's never I've never it's never come back to me. It's never gotten back to you Never I've never heard that one. There's one thing. There's one thing. I've heard over and over and over from people who call it upon facebook and call it it's is uh... that they don't like baili they disagree with some of his decisions uh... they start there and they escalated to fuck baili fuck baili is a uh... cuck is this and that every single time do you know why they feel that way uh... i can only guess

i think it's probably just obviously jealousy. That's not possible. They must be jealous of one of the greatest and men's of all time. The reason for everything. It's a difficult job, isn't it? Moderating. It's difficult and thankless. Well, I think the biggest thing to point out is that we do it for free. Yes. Yes. And nobody says great job that we do it for free. Yes. Yes. And nobody says great job. Nobody ever says great job.

Right. They just say, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Like firefighters, they get, you know, they get recognition. Please, they get recognition. Yeah. You know, a little bit of both. But there's no, uh, at midday, there's no natural at midday. There's no national in the international in the day. Let's have a mod day. Let's have a mod day on Tuesday.

What is it? I think that would be, I think that would be, uh, it would go along to the good will between mods and, okay, the plebians. Uh, no, February 5th is now international moderators day. Fuck secretary. Whatever International Moderator's Day. Fuck secretaries, whatever, fuck Mother's Day, what's your mom ever done for you? Not very much. What is, you know, the moderator in your life is done for you?

Keep the ship afloat, except for in the case of Bailey Ware, the ship was torpedoed and sank. But otherwise, all other cases, the moderators keep the ship afloat. Need to appreciate that. It's thankless. It's payless.

We are the we are the build pump of all forms everywhere. But you were driving the USS Indianapolis. Okay. Some of these, some of these people want to talk to you because I imagine you get a lot of shit and they never get to talk to you face to face. Would you mind taking some calls from some of these people want to talk to you, because I imagine you get a lot of shit, and you put, they never get to talk to you face to face. Would you mind taking some calls from some of these people? Oh, I do really. Okay, here, I'm gonna let you on.

She's always, she's got a lot of problems. I've heard her voice before. She was on, and she made a big deal to call you out, when she called into the show to read the, the courtroom transcripts. And that was the first time I'd ever heard anything about it. So I went and heard to come on and he says, wait, she's saying, wait, what do you mean, wait.

I think she's getting her paperwork in order. Okay, Blah. Blah, are you there? Yeah. Yes. Okay. Hello. Okay. So Steven Bailey, you have a problem with Bailey, right?

Yes. What's your problem? Well, if you're talking I can't hear it just now for a... Oh, no. Bailey, get back. Oh, I'm calling. Yeah, go back into the discord. Okay. All right. We need you guys to be able to hear each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on.

Oh. Hey, what's up? What? Oh, good. You're doing good. How are you doing? Good, how was your party? How was your birthday party?

Oh, good, I had two. I had two. Not two. Typical. Typical woman, typical hawker. Yeah, yeah. What do you have birthday parties for a week? You wanna go out on Saturday?

No, I got six birthday parties that I got to. I have yet to go. Yeah, but it have birthday parties for a week. You want to go out on Saturday? No, I got six birthday parties I got to go to. I have your I can't do that. But it's for family. I always have family parties. Oh, yeah. Cause you're, there's too many. Cause you're Mexican.

So you got 10 million. Oh, no, Mexican. No, it's the good too. What do you mean, just not Mexican? Are you Mexican? You're from Argentina, right? Yes, but I mean, we're here like Mexicans again. Yeah. What? That's basically Mexico. Oh, come on., we're like Mexico. Yeah, well, that's basically Mexico.

Come on. What do you? Yes. Unmute yourself. Bailey. Part of the out no state. Yeah. I just didn't want my shitty audio.

I was talking about. Oh, there you go. Okay, Blaine, now you've had a problem with Bailey in the past. What exactly is the nature of your complaint? Well, I made the first post I made was about five people got reported and I was asking him why he didn't want to do anything about the reporters. He said that it wasn't a safe place for edge lords, so if reporters were there, you shouldn't be saying things that are reportable. And I posted that and he got angry.

And then I made a meme about him being bad mod and choosing other mods. And then he started threatening me to mute me because, oh, if I'm such a bad mod, I could mute you for whatever. And then he ended up muting and saying that it was because of concern trolling because you shouldn't be talking about the mods in the post. Is that true? Bailey is that true? Is what bless saying true? Okay, so two things.

One, no. No. Two, are you reading? What do you mean? Are you reading from a script? Shouldn't sound like it. No. No. What do you mean? Are you reading from a script? Shouldn't sound like it. No.

No. What do you mean? No, I know. I hear real people can't talk that well when they're reading. Okay, so what happened from my perspective was, I made a post and I made another post and I made another post. I need constantly three posts a week. and then made another post, and then made another post, and then made another post, and then constantly, in a week, three posts a week.

So you made a bunch of posts and non-stop, like comments. And so what happened was over the past, I would say it was like late October, early November, for the entire month of November. I tried to, who are you on second second? So I tried to explain to you in plain English that you're weird inspector Cluzo, I've got a hunch, I've got a clue, I think I know who the report is. There's no way, there's no way to know. Dick and I were just talking about it,

that there's no way to know who reported you. When they reported you, you get a person's like, oh, this is bad. And they don't tell you why. So for you to say, okay, I hadn't argued with this person a week ago, and now I got a, I got sucked. I got my account and...

But what does that have to do with, but it's muting me after a week for three posts? Because you wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. But you just kept on going. I tried to explain to you. So first you said, we need to ban people. These people, I think. This is the Facebook group, basically, isn't it?

It's like the list of people. Yeah. No, you didn't make a list. You told me that I had to ban the people that you were on the screen. I just asked you why there was no rule about no reporting on the rule. No, that's not true. You're trying to be a little kitty, but that's not what happened.

You were demanding. That is. That is what happened. I promise you it's not. It was really three. What if you if you made a post, if you made a post and said, I'm, I'm just curious, I'm just curious, is there a role against reporting? If that was the case, I can't imagine how that would get from that to me in duty. But that doesn't make sense. Because you start this passing out about, oh, I can't control it. I mean, you know, you are definitely a job for spasming out. Oh boy. So I mean, I don't mute people for that. That's why I didn't accept admin on the other group. You want an admin. In fact, I mean, so just just article A, if I can just bring this up.

Lord true. Don't do that. It's like that. So February 1, 2018. True false. Did you message Dustin Dustin I asking to be an admin? Yes, it's a joke, because I... It's a whole way, it's a joke. Let's do this in words.

To be more of a man. I mean, sex life. No, no, no, no, just for a quick, have you heard the meme, don't worry, I was just pretending to be retarded. No, but Bailey you definitely heard that man can I can I can I be a quick? wait listen to me

that was after Chelsea made a post asking who should be a mod and I won the post and I was like oh well then I should be a mod and I won the post and I was like, oh, well, then I should be a mod and I asked. And that was it. In fact, it was a joke because I made a group chat with both you and Dustin and I said, oh, can I be your friends? I have no ulterior motives to do that because I wanted to take a screenshot and post it as a joke.

Why would I care about being a mod? What can I do with that? I prefer not being a model. Because I'm a little bit of a Tanner. Tanner has something to say. Tanner, do you want to say something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. One louder than the last one. Yeah. Wait, uh, wait, one second. I never, I never talked to Dustin. I made a group chat with him and Melis, just at once. That's still talking to Dustin, Blatt. That's still sending us a talk. It wasn't about the monochrome, because I'm not talking about you. You're confusing me with so many else. The greatest smart. There's not a lot of Argentinian to

still live off of their family that call into the show, Blah. I only live with my family. I live alone. I sit off of your family. I'm sorry, dear. You need to learn to listen. No, I work. I work. I have my savings. What do you mean? Oh, you got a job. Congratulations, Blah. I don't know why you're so angry. I'm not even going to work. Blah, I know. No't know why you're so angry. I'm not even saying that.

Oh, I've played. No, no, no. I was on the screen. It's pretty angry. You're looking. I have a job. I have savings. Why would I leave about for my family?

I have savings. I have my own house. OK, so just real quick, Melina. So you had a problem with me meeting you, right? Yes. So do you know how many posts and reactions and comments we were getting a month? No, who cares?

Like I'm just saying, like in a month, how many? Who cares? Who cares? Concerned, trolling is not the rule. You can't make a rule about not mocking you, Bayley. I need to be fair. No, but there's a difference between mocking me because Kerry never got muted once and she shits on constantly. Jack literally tads me constantly, making fun of me. Nick, Nick Rikita got muted. Maxwell got muted for shitting on you. Well, he says come to life. He does. Yeah, let's start with Maxwell as your silver bullet here

Oh, I just say it's a shit posting rope. You shouldn't be new to people Bless CJ wants to come in CJ has has something to say to Bring I'm gonna bring women right now. I'm so excited for my fellow executive council member to finally Yes. Okay, CJ now which side are you on? Oh, yeah. Good side of course. Which side is that?

Hell no to bed. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, CJ, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, but I have to get on the right side of this bull mate. Okay. Hey, just know that I will never be the one that pulls the bullet on you my friend Oh, you'll be getting some of it from me. I don't know

I don't say that my lord. CJ you and now you and Blair are in the dick the dick show group. Is that right? Yes, we are in the dick show group.. Okay. Formal account has 2.0. Okay. Formal. And what do you, what is your push for that group? Why, why do you think that's the better group? The reason I say that is because, do we care about black admins in Diccio groups? Yes or no? Yes. Okay, no, you you're in the official the DIC show group. What do you what do you have to say for your group? Yeah, yeah. Well, the main point that I have is that I do not want outsourced input into the Dixho group. Okay. The other group is filled with thousand island and supreme boys and all of Ronnie and his crew. Okay. They all have

ties to thousand island boys and there's been a coordinated campaign against the Dixho. I had all the screenshots from the thousand island supreme of trying to take over the group. Oh, I see. So your group is the pure one. Absolutely. I don't want anything to do with any I think I think the common ground between the both group is that we can all agree we want the dick show to thrive and we want a space that the community can thrive in that has no outside influence other than the dick show members. Right. And that has no outside influence other than the Dixiel members. Right. And that's just simply not the case with their group, which is unfortunate and sad.

They have to fake their numbers by having the thousand-owned Supreme Boys coming in. Who's the Supreme Boys? Well, we have a fake, the numbers, but. Well, please. You have to remember that I was part of that group at one time. I recognize all those numbers. Trust me, I've had nothing to do over the last 72 hours,

but I'll follow this. Within one hour's time, 500 members joined the other group. Oh, it's absolutely true. No, man, I have to, I have to literally, oh, Karen, Karen, did you just succeed to a woman? And did she got something to say? She's with me, man. Oh Lord, sounds like you're with her.

I can't let her go. That's a Hillary point. Here's the point. I don't know if it doesn't have 1,000 Supreme members in it. Okay. The group does. What the fuck is that? That's a primate.

I think that's Rammel's comedy following. The Rammel's a bit taller. I was going to say, what does Blue Cheese dressing have to do with it? Like, as far as I'm concerned, we got to a thousand members first. We're hopefully winning on the biggest challenge. You got to a thousand members first with 488 people from the thousand-ion supreme. No, that's not your supreme. It's only 500 people.

How can we have 800? I just said 488, Blast, listen. Wait, listen to me. We had the same numbers as you people for a lot of time. And it doesn't matter because your group is shadowed then because you can't stop talking about your group and how we suck instead of, she's talking about her. That's the cutest way I've ever heard of.

Which everybody can go to the other group. The only thing that they read is about how, oh, we don't accept Spurgs here. The other group... Oh, boy. You got it. I wish I had like a stuffed Blah that would just talk to me all day me too. I could listen. I was Siri and Alexa had Blah's voice like it said turn on the light. Okay. I Little tiny blood are you Blair? Are you seeing the the porn that's been drawn of you that they're posting in the chat? Yes, yeah, what do you think about that and is it accurate? Is that accurate?

Sean would you beat off to this porn, this strong porn? I already have. No. You're not gonna be good. Okay, so there's a lot of contention. The official, the Dixhoes claiming to be authentic and racially pure and Dixhoes. We've got nothing but like, buy or gay colors.

So that's how it is. The official, the Dix show was claiming to be pure, a claiming purity and Dix show the group is claiming that they have a better moderation, is that a better community, is that true? This is like the brown shirts versus the SS, trying to fight for Hitler's security. They literally have nothing other than the fact

that they hate daily. What? That's a hot issue. Numbers don't lie, man. Numbers don't like, Numbers don't like, wait, where, where, where, where, what about our numbers? Our numbers are within 300 of yours, and you have 500 numbers from thousand out in supreme.

Leave the numbers. Leave some desks, but it ain't gonna change the numbers from, okay. Show me the numbers. Okay, I'm just gonna show you the numbers. I'm gonna, I have to close this segment up, but I wanna give every one of you a chance to give me what makes you a rage.

And then I'm putting all of you on the board. I appreciate all the work that you're doing in the groups. And I hope that both of you are a massive success, but obviously there can be only one link on the main page. I don't know how we're gonna determine that, but I wanna give everybody a chance to tell me what makes them a rage. Oh, no.

Yeah, you better think about it, Blah. Bailey, I'm going to go with you first, because you were the first one on the call. What makes you a rage, buddy? I said, okay, so my rage is being Robbie. Mon trooprenerous. Non trooprenerous? Non trooprenerous. Like Mon and she's an entrepreneur and sort of thing.

Yeah. So, I'm so, selling vitamins, selling necklaces, selling shit to each other, you're just going to go ahead. I was going to say the vinyl wine glasses. The ones that say it's wine o'clock. You're mom's almost. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely, sister does. But, oh, I'm no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll get a job on the side and instead of learning anything That would be fucking worthwhile to buy a final cutter and stick stupid phrases on fucking wine glasses

I fucking hate it. They had so many chances Fucking whole year to do anything to learn read a book Fucking be a philosopher, but they fucking make sure to do nothing Just do nothing would be better than selling trash to each other women have an entire economy where they sell trash to each other and exchange numbers on each other's credit cards that's business to them all we're having a party we're having a party at sally's house we're gonna buy a bunch of her trash then she's gonna come over to we're gonna go to april's

house the next week and we're all gonna buy her trash it then she's gonna come over to, we're gonna go to April's house the next week, and we're all gonna buy her trash. It's an ecosystem of trash selling that nobody wants. It goes straight into the fucking garbage. Mom, trapreneurs, that's a good one. Yeah. Just real quick. Do you know who wins? Who? China. China. They've got the shit. Who China China China They've got the ship They we got to put a stop to the Montrepreneurs The all the the MLM schemes that they're involved in all the selling vitamins to I'm a full-time mom and a business woman and a business woman. Yeah, I'm seeing my seminar

What's your tax number? Washington state attorney general filed a lawsuit yesterday against Luluru in the state of Washington for their multi-level marketing bullshit. Good. All right, Bailey, get out of here. I don't see much. Thank you. Thank you for all your moderation. It's a hard job. Tanner, let's go with you next. Let's get the pure team done first, Tanner. What makes you a rage, buddy? Man, I can't fucking stand corporate management, where my office has to be affected by the losses and the rest of the company.

Yeah. So now we're talking about my real job, not my gay off. Right. My office pulls roughly six million a month in profit for the company and is a staff of about 50 people. Okay. There are 6,000 employees and five other offices in the Southwest and in the Midwest. And because of their losses that were so fucking bad last year, my office has to be affected.

Our bonuses are the ones that removed our health insurance. All of our end of the year. Parties have been removed. The budget has all been slashed. Not for anything that we're doing. Hell, our office is keeping the fucking company afloat. Can you tell me why my 30 people in my office that work towards the budget can make more money and profit than the 6, thousand other employees in the whole rest of the country. Yeah, it's not fair. It's not fair, is it?

It's just like collateralization. Yeah. Try asking them if they care about the illegal effects of the negative effects of illegal immigration on black people, yes or no. Just say that until you get your bond. Bring it up. Our regional VP is black. I'm sure he'll have lots to say about it.

All right, Tanner, good bye to here. Good bye. Thank you. Thank you, Tanner. We didn't get a good story of exploits out of Tanner. No, we'll kill call it that. That was a bit of a mess, too. Yeah, isn't it?

I mean, I was highly entertained. CJ, are you still there? Hell yeah, I'm still here. Big bad digger, Nick. All right, my friend, what makes you a rage? Are you ready for this? Yeah. Consent. Okay. Okay. You're gonna have to let me explain myself a little bit. I should say so. And make me a rage. Yeah. The specific reason is the why consent makes me a rage is. is. If you think back for all the encounters that you've had in your life, all the fun times you've had, sober, not drunk, at what point did you stop just before fourth base and

ask them a question in legalese. What's working? Oh yeah, never. I have them cheeks. No, never. That's the whole point. No one ever really asks for a book in a sense. It's always gently employed, tested waters, but if you're putting a legal situation, you have to explain yourself as if you asked and you will always say, no, suddenly we're already

from... Yeah, you got to pretend that you don't know how it works to survive. I guess, because everything works in a ask for forgiveness, not permission way. Like you don't say, oh, oh, oh, may I touch your arm? May I touch the small of your back? May I give you a smooch on your cheek? May I give you a smooch on the lips? Never.

No. That would be very awkward in like putting. The idea of consent does not exist. on the lips, never. No. That would be very awkward in like putting. The idea of consent does not exist. There's a, how's that clip for you, Sean? No one has ever consented to sex explicitly ever. No, it's ever. It's much more subtle than that in all cases.

Totally undefinable. Right? There you go. Yes, definitely. Yeah, that is, and you never hear that. On TV, they've continued this myth of consent, like it's ever happened to anyone everywhere that's not like an Amish fundamentalist that has sex to a sheet.

Hey, man, well, can you turn down your speakers or go on headphones or something? Oh, no, you're good. I'm done ranting about it. Oh, all right. Yeah, okay. Thanks, CJ. Is that especially tough for you as a black man to deal with?

Oh, yeah, yeah, like, because I'm already, I'm already a rape of colleges before I even started with a new woman, so I have to kind of be very explicit and play like soft music. That's just like, can I get your consent, baby? In some arcane kind of piece on your sister kind of shit. Like, hit and it's rather embarrassing sometimes, so I'm into pushing yourself and you have to sing a trick song to get them to consent.

Like you're like, you're raffee singing to kids had a count? Oh, yes, basically. And I give them the nice talk and then I turn into an animal once they say yes. Like, you know, once I said yes, that's it. It's fair game. I can become the bad guy that they wanted.

And I can give them the Idris Elba 007 Cockler. I've always wanted that. Does that help you when Idris Alba was announced as Bond? Were you seen as like, more smart? Everyone on the internet suddenly said that I reminded them of Idris Alba and tells me that they remind me of Lufa and all this extra shit. And to be fair, I'm not even that bothered about Idris Alba. Like, he needs to get underside of the dictionary and join the group or shut the fuck up.

I'm not even fucking fuck about his career. True. Alright. True. Alright buddy. Hey how's your health by the way? Yeah how's your kidney stones? I'm good man. I'm good. I'm no longer pissing the Infinity Stones. They're currently using them in the old fucking Avengers movies to take over the world. Oh yeah.

Not only on my shootin' dust there. Well, they're pretty much shept in people. They're just out world endings. Alright, get out of here. LA-based comedian. LA-based comedian, Fig-Bat, Digger Nick, areas. Blah. Where's Blah?

I'm getting to. Consent is hot. It is hot. Well, never thought about it. No, I know. Does everybody say, well, did you get, you got to get consent?

You got to get that consent. Like, now he's that, now that he says it, I think, well, wait, no one's ever got that. What the hell are you talking about? Not in the way that people talk about it in legalese, you know? I mean, yeah.

Or is it turns to, did you get consent? Well, I mean, I fucked her. Yeah, I mean, right. We were both pretty shit-faced. Yeah. I didn't get any signs. I didn't get any signs. I didn't get it, it said stop. Yeah. I didn't get any signs. It said stop.

Yeah. Well, not enough to stop. Right? I'm tired. I got a headache. I've powered through that stop before. Convinced. Convinced.

Coerced. I don't know, Sean. It's a very complicated thing. Okay. Blair, are you seeing these additional porn pictures drawn of you? Yes. Yeah.

What do you think about that? I don't have a rag, so I'm... Okay, all right. What makes you a rage? Bailey. Slash communist families. What is that? Say it again.

Atheist slash communist families. Atheist, slash communist families. Atheist, communist families. Because I couldn't, I couldn't watch most of the shows and things that the people from my school were watching. So now how I end up. See? I have no point in common with people before. Oh, okay. All of that, because I know I said that I will become a Christian and go to church, and they are shaming me for that. And they're shaming you for that, because they're atheists and communists.

There's a lot of atheists and communists families in Argentina. Aren't a lot of communists atheists by like that's kind of the, yeah, that's their thing. Yeah. Yeah, one leads to the other, I that's just two people but still well you need to move to Nick Rick Rick Nick Rickett is compound then I guess I can get as much God as you want is that a big is it not a God fearing country down there? um I think it's 70% Christians sounds Sounds right. Sounds like a lot. Yeah, most people in my family are Christians, but not that much because the Communists complain too much about it.

Oh, who do you know who's an atheist family? Communists family. Me? For me? Oh, it's yours. Your family's atheist family. Oh, yes, yes, my grandfather and my mother. Oh, wow, that would be weird. Yeah, family's atheists and communists both at the same time grow up like not even you're not quite, you don't have to challenge them on believing in weird shit like the opposite.

That's true. All right, Blair, I hope you get, did you get it out of your system with Bailey? Did you get your peace in? Well, no, because he's flying. We have only 50 teeth members, and we had mostly the same people on the groups. We only got 200 people more. Once the other group got shadowed and, and because our group is closed, so it appears on the search bar.

It's not a big difference and they are making it seem like we made something. Well, personal beef was not quashed, I guess. I'd like it out of here. Thank you for. Thank you. Thank you. Let's act too later. Okay. What did we get out of that?

Okay. What did we get out of that? It was like a bus stop for a minute there. There's a lot of people screaming at each other. Yeah, I know. It's like a valley. Yeah, right? That's the Facebook group. Let's listen to voicemails.

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what it implies. Yeah. Um, I saw what did I saw somebody call somebody a nip a nibbit today or maybe a nibber? I think you know what that means, right? Well, I mean, I can guess. Yeah, and a fabbit, like they replace the letters. Oh, I see. Yeah, and then, but it started, I started thinking, well, wait a minute,

this is like, this is like, this is like, Thessius' ship, again, but with insults, slurs. Like, how many letters have to get replaced before it's no longer, it is always that word, right? Like you can't say that word, even with all the letters replaced. Yeah, replace the Gs, replace the L, replace the vowels. Replace the I, if I called you a legging, you legging.

That's still bad, right? If you mean the same thing, by the way. You leban. Yeah. You fucking leban. That's a saying, horribly racial offensive things, right? It doesn't strike people the same way. It doesn't, but I am.

Yeah. Fab it, that was the other one I saw. I mean, let me try the same thing. Fab-ble. No, and that's well. I've turned it into the other word now. Well, oh boy.

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A dickie knee, or any shortie. Yeah, first time calling in. I can't wait for a red-ratch Melbourne, mate. Yeah, you know it's Melbourne, not like Jason Bourne. Melbourne? It's like a sick-burn. It's Melbourne. Anyway, I was just watching you guys, you know, the bloke is trying to get the stripper to move into his fucking house. And, yeah, I just thought I'd tell you a little story that might take away your pickles there.

So I moved down to Melbourne at that time. I needed a housemate, so I put an ad out on one of those sites. Got a female respondent, she's a normal so I let her move in, cool, cool, cool. Had to go for another time. I think you could fucking see where this is going. But anyway, so we're all getting shit based on the living room. The girlfriend goes to bed, she's a bit tired. As soon as the door fucking closes, she dishaused my fucking pants, like she's on my lap, she's fucking, you know, passionately kissing me and blah, blah, blah, blah. She dragged me outside to the, you know, passionately kissing me and blah blah blah blah. She

drove me outside to, you know, we go in my car and start passionately banging away, you know. And, uh, fucking knock on the window happens and, uh, guess it is, girlfriend's wife and when he get caught, I'm caught in the fucking act like I got down movie. So yeah, it was, um, it wasn't even a really good light, either. Like we were doing some crossword puzzles. Like you're real fucking brain bastard. So it wasn't working that fucking. That's like...

So anyway, she sort of moves eventually in a couple of months later. And yeah, the list mail postbook never hit from her again. But... You look alone. better and uh... the list of the book and the information but uh... you look alone i'm not going to say it was bad experience uh... it was an experience that's what you will thanks man, i love you, i caught white from red red

uh... yeah well, it sounds like he had a good time he does, with a dozen of the cards like, eh, live and learn yeah you know uh... glad it happened it happened it happens what are you gonna do i don't know melbourne e melbourne is pronounced melbourne here you go here's another one

that it's your health out the p mix the arranges high pressure sample failed that's and club they've put in place we don to get shit and bulk club cards like cost on all those other places. There's lady engine this fuck. Hey, you want to try this chicken salad on a no cracker? Yeah, I do. I didn't have lunch. So I try it. What do you think? I think it's good. You're okay, well, here's the crackers, and here's the chicken salad kit. Except for the black olives. I don't want them. But you said they're good. I know I said they're good.

I don't want them. It won't, I mean, you tried the sample. To what I said. I showed you my dip. What do you think is going on here? You're not going to pressure me into buying crackers and chicken salad. But this bitch has got to be 70 plus years old. It's not my fault you haven't retired yet.

Do you think if you sell it up, can you? If chicken salad isn't enough, enough car crackers are going to say, you know what? Get me a word if the fuck you're needing it. You know what? You sold so much, and you've done so much for the company, we're going to let you retire. We're going to dump that $500,000. We've just been saving up until now.

No! You should even look me in the eye. You should have had your aunt down the whole time. You know what I'm saying? You're an example. Okay, sir, you have a good day. Don't even fucking look at me. Oh, shit. And then what did she say? fucking high pressure or shit she really said all that too I can't even get a sample of that being

without being tilted into a bus spending forty fucking dollars you know what crackers check in salad you know what that's gonna be my that's gonna be my Nobel Prize what when I die is setting up a foundation that rewards men for melting down every year. It's like the Nobel Prize is, but best meltdown

over someone taking their job too seriously. Like that high pressure, those pressured samples. Is your patron saint like Michael Douglas? Yeah. Wait, what is falling down? I'm falling down. Just falling, just losing your shit. Losing it. Absolutely losing it.

It's the little bit like that, then the Nobel Prize for and the Dick Prize for meltdown over a service worker. That drives me insane. That's the service worker meme. Oh, you can tell a lot about a man for how he treats a waiter or a waitress or service employee. What can you tell exactly?

What is that? Because a lot of the times they're fucking around. I mean, a lot of the time it depends. They're fucking around. Yeah mean, a lot of the time it depends fucking around. Yeah, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Best meltdown over, okay, here we go. Amazing.

Ray, man, I don't know how this is such an issue for you. What? They have to bring it up multiple times in the same episode, but it is not awkward. Talking to me, we're different. We're difficult to find out if a place is open. the same episode, but it is not awkward or difficult to find out if a place is open. It's, yeah, it is.

Obviously just because someone answers the phone, it doesn't mean they're open for business, especially for the restaurant, where you have kitchen and management there for hours before they open and after they close. I mean, I'm about as much from autism as you can imagine, but I still don't still much to get everywhere calling a place because I know all I need is the question that I can ask both when they're open and when they're closed. Okay. We have that for you right here in these three little words.

Hi. What are your hours today? Three little words. Yeah. Very good. good good reference Love the show glad you're doing another great Your hours to get to this one on time lying lying right to their family hours today Yes, I want to review on that B neck. I gave you and oh, I know this guy do you limp coax

loser's stain Do you? Olympia, Cork, Luther, Spain. Jesus. Go fuck yourself. That's his name. No, he's calling you that. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, that advice is terrible. What are your hours today?

Okay. Okay, first of all, now you're making them do work. The guy who's worried about them closing, he's probably wasn't there for the opening. That probably wasn't his shift. So now he's got to go look it up. He's got a waste of time giving you information that you don't need,

all because you're too embarrassed to just say, I don't know if you're open today or not. This is what we've become inventing elaborate lies, is we're embarrassed about say, hey, are you open right now? What are your hours today? What are your hours today? Then you look like a weirdo.

Why do you need to know the hours today? Why do you need to know today's hours that we opened in? Doesn't make any sense. Is a serial killer coming in today or something you really want to know when they close Yeah, but that's what he's saying. Yeah instead of asking that. What are your hours today? What do you mean when do we open today? What are you an idiot? Why do you need to know that you fucking weirdo? You might be staring down the barrel of that You're very worked up about it.

I hate having to call and have to feel like such a jerk every time. Do you think there's any truth to this that for people who, for a lot of people who have never experienced, I don't know, in the last 12 or 15 has, they can't take and destroy your life and have fun and not think about things too hard. Maybe that's what dumb people do. I'm not a few lot of poor people. I can't afford a wide-scale wake, fucking intellectuals. But I can only, I can only really get along with people

who, who've, like, they've been broken, mentally or physically, emotionally, and they come back and they're just not with your person with an AC thing strange, and they can appreciate other strange reviews. You know, those people are entertaining, and that's what makes me a rage stick. That makes me, I get a rage, and when you get like, you're a worker with like a 50 year old boomer, who owns like section motorcycles, right through like didn't go to a war because you couldn't drop walk That he played football so much in high school because he's such a fucking jock. That needs your bad seat

He get to avoid the war without being called with coward And just have a great life, you know, and he's like he comes to work and Man can't have funny, but it's also kind of a prank. You're over here. Mr. A file of my little book and no, I don't know. I think there's a fine line. There's a fine line. You got to see the darkness and then you got to come back from it and we'll totally one piece. Those are the people who see the darkness and I can say

consume something. Don't I make it any further? I mean it hurts. Like I'm talking about what? What? Yeah. What's it? What did you, what did you construct? You constructed a contraption for which people spend the complete lunacy. Maybe it's just me, maybe I'm the only one on every other voice.

Do you like his screen of consciousness? Yeah, I do. It's a different kind of thing. I like to see. They hook you. They do. They court the period of 30 or 40 at night. I don't know, man.

I don't know, I guess I'm trying to, but I really try to say that 5-1speople 4 is locked and they just are not entertaining. And it's curious. The damage don't have character. Maybe I just have ADHD. Is it true though? What's that? People who are damaged have character.

Religious assholes. I shouldn't say character. character is the wrong word. It's a, they have personalities. Yeah, do they? Yeah, they have personalities of taking shit out on you that you didn't do. Well, it makes you, no, just how the way that you build in, you know, your build in your survival mechanism,

sometimes it's humor, sometimes, you know what I mean? So it doesn't have to be nasty. That's true, I guess. Yeah. I don't think it's related. People go through trauma. Oh, they spend so much time bragging about it. Oh, I had such a problem with life.

I was so disenfranchised. We were so poor. When I was a kid, we were so poor. So poor, we're here. I was even more poor. I think there kid, we were so poor. How poor were you? How poor were I was even more poor. I think there's a core relationship between them. I have always been of poorness. Well, you know, but, but it also has to relate back to the person who either find someone

interesting or not. So there's another variable there. So I don't know. You know what I mean? Because it's like maybe somebody who's super, super well adjusted, youed sees other super well-adjusted, happy all the time people or everything's okay as being interesting where maybe we think that they are boring. This is a bit relative, isn't it?

Yeah. We're gonna have to find the most, the most oppressed person ever get their take on it. They come out of the oven, cracking jokes. Interesting as hell. I don't know about that. Rick, I heard you struggling on the last episode trying to keep saying, day without being a homophobic.

I think I figured out how to do that. If homophobia evolved into pretty much all cultures for very obvious reasons, people don't make big deals. There we go. And that leads into a whole other discussion. But the idea is that gain is a pattern that doesn't persist over time. Right? Maybe your individual life, you know,

it's your own choice, your own life. You don't even have to have kids. If you don't, I thought I'm moral, it's not have kids. It's better if most people aren't gay, right? So the idea is patterns that persist are important to keep around. And gay now, and it kind of fits gay,

if you're describing something gay, that means it's a pattern that nobody wants to keep around is the pattern that sort of like a gay personality trait. If you're doing something gay, it's something that everybody hates and is leading to bad results. It's gay of you to keep doing that. So I don't know. Something to think about.

No, it's not something. Maybe you'll explain it better if you hear this. Yeah, I disagree. I don't know. I didn't follow what he was saying. Maybe you'll explain it better if you hear this. Yeah, I disagree. I don't know, I didn't follow what he was saying. He's saying it's something you don't want to, it's a trait that you don't want to keep around. So is he talking about like actual gay people? Or is he saying that?

Waiting the word. I think he's saying that homosexuality doesn't self-propagate genetically. Or he's saying that it doesn't, that since gay people don't have kids, it doesn't, that it's a genetic that end. Well, because that presumably it's genetic

and it's part of them and they can't pass it on genetically. So it's a trait that doesn't stick around. I think generously, I'm looking at it as generously as possible because I like to do that. Yeah. You know, sorry to put your thoughts together and macros, social, sociological concepts. So I'm gonna assume he's saying that it's something

you don't want to stick around because the nature of homosexuality doesn't do anything. Oh well for the species. I don't want to stick around because the nature of homosexuality doesn't do it. Oh well for the species. I don't know if he's making that. I agree with it. He might have been making that.

Yeah. Okay. Point, but I am not sure that he was making that point. I disagree though. Okay. Did it gay start as a word to just mean happy? Whoa, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think that's why.

You go back to like Frank Sinatra songs, that you know what I mean? That's, yeah. And I think that's why it's such a great insult because there is nothing more odious and despicable than someone being happy to us, to us, to me. Like if you just see a guy walking down the street, whistling, you wanna kick him into the gutter.

I wanna kick him in the nuts. I wanna get a football, peg it right in his testicles, so wipe that stupid fucking smile off his face. Yeah. So I think that the actual homosexuals came along and took a hate term that was ours and stole it from us. Maybe. Because when I think it,

I see somebody just really having a great time and I think, fuck you. Like, what are you so gay about over there? And it doesn't have to do with genetics and stuff. It's just that fun word to say, I guess. It's like somebody who's just having a two good of a time. A gale time.

Gale time. At the end of the Flintstone? It's the Flintstone time. You'll have a gale time. Yeah. Like, oh, will I? Yeah. Just gonna have a fucking great time

with a bunch of brontosaurus fucking cavemen and pieces of shit. That's the kind of time. Well, I'm gonna get have a fucking great time with a bunch of Brontosaurus fucking cavemen and pieces of shit, that's the kind of time. Well, I'm gonna get Bonnie in the bedroom. Great. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Woo. Ha ha ha ha.

Geo Fred. Geo Fred? Geo Fred? What are you supposed to stick that? I don't even know what party sounds like. He sounds like that. Uh. Ha ha ha ha. Who are you gonna dickly docus in your pocket, Fred? I don't even know what party sounds like. He sounds like that.

Who you got a dickly docus in your pocket, Fred? I... Do you know? The original party was like, gee, a Fred. Yeah, that's voice. Oh, he did? Yeah, I'm out blank in the original. Yeah, they started doing them different. Oh, yeah.

All right. We done? Yeah, I think we're done. Okay. Oh, wait, I wanted to open. Let's open at least one,, I think we're done. Okay. Oh wait, I want to know, but let's open at least one, preface. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it.

Oh, it's almost two. Oh my God. Can you hand me the thing that's under a postrophose? Well, this episode went completely off the rails. I'll be honest with you. I don't know. I thought it was pretty good. He thought it was good.

Yeah. Well, you're usually a good gauge of, I mean, it was just a, oh my God. All right. Well, you're usually a good gauge of... I mean, it was just a... Oh my God, all right. Well, the shit shows are good sometimes. Different collars. What a diverse group of collars. This isn't it.

For a super bigoted show. Huh? Yeah. Yeah, really is fucked. I would play this for somebody who thought who heard that the show was a certain kind of way. You know, I don't want to sound like, I don't want to sound like a... I don't want to sound like a sucky-mount dick. Well, no homo.

Yeah. But it really bothers me that when someone accuses me or any of this show, anyone in the show of hating anyone for... Hating anyone. Yeah. Like, honestly, anyone. I don't care how bad you fucked up. You deserve to, like you deserve to,

enjoy, like you deserve to laugh. Yeah, for God's sake. Like, that's true. It's just that. Like the, just that you deserve to have some truths said about you in a way that is not serious. You deserve to have a part of life that is not serious. Yeah.

That's right. No matter what else you've got to go on. For some people, especially in this day, take everything seriously. Yeah. And there is no humor whatsoever. And there's no room for humor whatsoever. There's no interpretation other than it's pure bile and hate, and these fucking people make all kinds of problems.

They really do, and they don't even understand that they're fucking up their own cause. No. They know they don't have a cause. What they think is their cause. Dear Dick and Sean, Sean, Merry Christmas, the five American dollars that I throw into your Patreon every month is best five dollars I ever spend. You know, so then the bumper packs of rat poison.

Is that a tummy tonaka? Yeah, please find and close some humble presents for Dick. A spoon, I very much doubt, very much doubt you have for Sean, an entry level into the world of dumb looking broads with huge tits. That's for me. Oh, damn it. Okay. That's for me.

I also threw in some chocolate covered penises and hemorrhoids. No, they're pretty good. Thanks for all the laughs. Go fuck yourself. Love and kisses Nathan Zezrenek. Can you store that so much? So this is for you. Let me just take a look at this. Make sure there's nothing.

Make sure it's not a trick or a trap than any, a trap in any kind of way. Yeah. Okay, that's genuine. That's genuine pornography. Classy pornography too. You could have this out on the table. Really?

Yeah. It's like a coffee table booked for munchkins. Well, you know, what they do in these Japanese girls, they will always stay clothed in classy ways. They make a different level of pornography that is all clothed. Really? Yes.

Slightly more sexual than our flow, like not soft core. The Japanese pornography I've seen, they've been naked. Well here, then this is an introduction into a new world of pornography for you that I think you're going to enjoy. Good lord. And it's fucking backwards. Yes, your tits are backwards. The right one's bigger over there. What's going on over here? Here are the, oh a Hello Kitty spoon. That's the spoon that I didn't have. You're right about that.

It's a child's spoon. Chocolate covered. I already broke into these. Chocolate covered penises, they're mushrooms. It's just a huge trick. Right? Isn't it fantastic? It's just amazing. Where do you't it? Isn't it fantastic? It's just, it's just amazing.

Where do you know where the here it is? I think this is it. This is a child sent this from from Gavin to Dick and Maddox and Sun. I think they mean Sean, this one. I'm sorry. You're hypnotized by a hypnotizedto-me-talking. I want to interrupt. What are you talking about? Dick, I like you. We're more than Maddox. Ha-ha. You don't get presents.

Ah, well, jokes on you. Kid, this is a present in and of itself. It's going on the wall. Suck my... Jesus Christ. Ha-ha. Let's see what else we got here. Can't look away, can you?

It's pretty good. Oh, this is it. That's a shirt. Draw it up there. Pretty, pretty. So that's yours to take home or leave in the studio. I don't know what you want to do. Thank you.

It's probably leave it in the studio. Thank you. Here is... Oh, that was the little... Can you put the kids... Singing that? And let's open this big box too, I've been, hmm. I ain't get for awhile, oh, oh God.

Is it heavy? No, I'm just fat. Hmm. Have trouble lifting up your own arms. Yeah, okay. Oh man, how fuckin' cool here, you take that one. Oh man how fucking cool here you take that one Oh, there's no way this is for Sean oh

Wow, man, I really feel like a dick for not opening this before But it is cuck's mistil, isn't it sure that's the From Bootsie Bootsie all right Bootsie right should we open we open them yeah all right wait you do yours first okay oh wait wait this is this is what he says hey dick and shun thank you guys for all the laughs you provided everyone this last year please accept these gifts as a token of appreciation for all that you've done for the fans as well as all the god's dropping from addicts remarkable how precious some of the things that were said by all from the biggest problem in the universe now and heights are now in hindsight

well your gift dick may not be as sturdy as the one you had as a kid i imagine you won't need to worry about your dad throwing it on you know way as for shawns i hope he is at least able to appreciate the sentiment of his as i believe in audio engineer wood i look forward to twenty nineteen has in store for everyone as well as the next grand pricks the next grand pricks is March Second March second. I'm gonna I'll post about it sincerely bootsy bootsy. This is so cool It's sound wave and I never had sound wave Is it a sound wave no I had shock wave was that was a bug no he was a guy sound wave was dope

Sound was a boom box and he had like ravage that just had to jump out of that. I had that, it was cool. I never had that, this is so cool. Thank you. Oh my God, I can't believe this. Oh. So cool.

Maybe it's a homotomy to knock a book. Oh my God. No, you know what it was well this is the uh... this is the optimist prime that my dad destroyed uh... unbelievable is this is this an original i don't want

well no he's bigger than the does he have the does he have the back? They're much bigger now. Are they? Yeah. Oh, really? Oh, my God. Unbelievable.

Thank you, Bootsie. He's got the Matrix of Leadership I see in there. That's what Rodamist Prime embarrassed himself, took that. Yeah, Rodamist Prime. He's like next generation. Wow. Oh, man, I'm going to shove embarrass himself, took that. Yeah, I'm not a prime. He's like next generation. Wow. Oh man, I'm gonna shove this up my dad's ass. So hard, I'm gonna bring this to Super Bowl,

wear it around my neck like Flaviflave. Yeah. Flaviflave is, is he white? I really wanna know. Is he white? Like you know what I mean? The calculus of anti-fascists We were talking about that early in the episode. Yeah. Oh

Cool. Thank you, Bootsie. Thanks buddy. That's awesome. This is really cool. Thanks a lot man All right everybody see you next Tuesday. See ya See ya.