The Dick Show - Episode 152 - Dick on a Mission from God

Episode Date: April 30, 2019

My visa is finally denied, knock-off legos, Mortal Kuckbat 11, a guy pees on a midget, the mirrors in my house are all a forehead too high, the mushroom cosplay cult, the problems with being innocent, Nick Rackets calls in about Vic Lasagna, addictive butt tattoos, Andrew from Eugene Oregon's wife's bikini contest, the cellophane freshness tops on yogurt that women don't throw away, environmental sensibilities, Asterios updates his pronouns, and where not to go during a mass shooting; all that and more this week on The Dick show!

The Rager's got a lot of ink. He does. Yeah. He does a lot of ink. I don't know. How far does it go all the way over, all over the place? Do you have any penis tattoos? I'll ask you.

Do you have anything referencing like your asshole or like an arrow or anything like that? Now see, I knew it. I saw that guy. You do? That guy has some kind of a fucking joke. Either about his dick or his ass. What is your asshole tattoo? Wait, hop on my face.

It's probably exactly. I'll use this as the cold open. What is your asshole tattoo? Wait, hop on my face. It's probably a second. I bet you. This has the cold open. What is your asshole tattoo, sir? This is like a rager. Exit only. You're something like that. Right.

Yeah. But assholes are for pooping. Yeah. Just in case. What is your, what is your butthole tattoo, sir? No, man, something even better than that. So I was on a, I was on a reality TV show called Tattoos After Dark.

Okay. And it went around for one season. I was on the than that. So I was on a reality TV show called Tattoos After Dark. Okay. And it went around for one season. I was on the pilot episode. Yeah. It was the same episode where some guy got his Gucci pierced with bells. Oh, okay. Wow.

Yeah. What did you get? So on your Gucci. No. Is it the Gucci show? No. I'm never gonna think of different strokes the same way again.

How is this reality? Did we run out of lesbians in the world that were piercing guys' gooches this reality TV? This whole show was just a giant shit show. So I went on there with a buddy of mine. Okay. We had a fake story because it's reality TV. You got to play it up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, so our fake story was I was hitting on this chick at a bar, couldn't get her number. We bet that whoever, if I got her number, he got a tattoo. If you put jingle bells on your Gucci, I'll date you. So the other thing for Santa Claus.

Yeah. So the real story is, I fucked his sister. And your friend's sister? Yeah, I fucked his sister. And that was my punishment. The real story is, I fucked his sister. And your friend's sister? Yeah, I fucked his sister. And that was my punishment. He got to pick a tattoo that went on me. Oh my God.

Maddox should have went with that. Yeah. That would all be water under the gooch. If he bells under the gooch. That's where that phrase comes from. On the show itself, I never actually knew what I was getting until the reveal. No.

How many tattoos do you have? I hope your making better is covered in tattoos. Yes, I don't I can't count anymore. You have the Dixiel logo tattooed as well that you got in Road Rage LA. That was fun. Right. Of course. What do you okay.

It all came back to me now with that. You also you also brought in the... The flat jacket. Yes, that way, yes. That you kept making everyone try on and encouraging them to wear during the show. But they were heavy as shit. Like, it was like 40, how heavy are they?

40 pounds? No, they're like 20 pounds plates. Yeah, well, we're not in shape. Serios and I, so to our little pop-eye legs, it felt like I was surprised like hundred pounds. I was kind of surprised how small they were as far as like they don't go down as far as you think they do to cover your penis. Even to cover like your stomach or but it does but you say they have an erection and you know, but you said it does covers your vital organs. So because they can take, because they can take out a,

they can take out feed of intestine if they need to. You know what I mean? Really? Oh, fuck yeah. People live with shortened intestines all the time. Maybe I should do that a little. Yeah. Yeah, I'm tired of looking now.

I think 210. You'd be more like a carnivore, real short digestive tract, right? Really? Well, I mean, a lot of them do. So then you won't absorb as much. That's what I need. I don't know.

I got a buddy that's got like three feet of intestine, like I'll ask him how quick it's, how quick his poops are. Did he lose it in the war? He's like, what takes him in the end? He does. He does. This month, four has one arm and three fingers on that arm.

Yeah, which ones? Which ones? Oh, these, the thumb. Oh, no thumb. Oh, how does he beat off like that? Oh, there I guarantee you he had no problem. That's the first thing you figured out how to do. No, dude, because I've broken my beat off arm

a couple of times and learning how to, even with a fully functional hand, learning how to beat off, it still was never right. If I lost, I mean, if I lost the thumb. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of, it's a big thing that what makes you a human. So I'm gonna thumb. So, I mean, that's kind of, it's a big thing that what makes you a human. So I'm an avian. So some company gave him a prosthetic arm that works on the nerves for so he's missing

a cool. The first thing that's in that jerk off with it, the first thing he did, did he test it like to make sure it wouldn't rip his tick off? No, he just went right for it. Like a Darth Vader hand. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. All right,'s cool. Yeah.

All right, so wait. So you're in the tent too far. There's a course right off the nerves and everything and allegedly, like, you know, they're testing him to see because you've got to be able to have, like, awareness how far they go in the dark and everything, just like, you're, like, because you know how close you are to this thing. If you see it and then turn the light off, it's like giving all that feedback to the brain. It's trippy.

Amanda's. What's that? And knows how close you are about to things. Yeah. Yes. That's absolutely correct. Anyway. Anyways, so.

I mean, let's not gloss over that. Let's not gloss over that because that is absolutely true. We have a different price. No, the spatial awareness is very different in the genders. They have a different price for women where they just attach a man to your stump so that you know what you can grab in the dark or anywhere. I didn't see you there.

And then he drives. I've seen you there. You sit in the passenger seat. It's a process that's this. I've seen it. Came out of MIT or something. They sit in the passenger seat and then they just have like a puppet of a man.

OK, go. Very funny. So you're in the tattoo parlour. So I'm in the tattoo parlour and they work on the gun on my ass for like two hours. Where on your ass? It's right on the cheek. Right on the cheek, okay.

Right on the meat. Yeah, yeah. It felt great too. It's us, I haven't asked tattoo. Yeah, I have both my ass cheeks tattooed. Like I already knew what to expect. Like the producers kept coming up and asking me like, hey man, can you like make a face or something?

I'm like it doesn't fucking hurt dude. You're like, well pretend like it does, cause TV. It's weird like after half hour or something of that buzzing break case. Yeah, how long did yours take? I didn't go, we were, you got this. Took like an hour. You got this in Amsterdam.

Yeah. And I was like, I'm staying in the wherever. Yeah. And how long did that take'm staying in the wherever. Yeah. And how long did that take? I think it took like an hour, maybe an hour and a half. And I want to have anything like that. It's not large. No, no, no.

But it did need it. It had a lot of fill. Yeah. It was a big, little punty fan. That's why I just wanted a little. Yeah. Okay. So choking.

It's not my little pun. So they finally finish it and they do the big reveal. It's, oh, I was saying after like 30 minutes, it's just, we have this weird euphoria. It's all those endorphins running through your system. And so like, that's what people say. They get it like addicted to it. They want more.

I can easily see how you get addicted to it. I know that addiction, I really would. No, okay. But so finally they do the big reveal. They put me in front of a big mirror and they have me turn around and look at it. It's a donkey standing over a hole. So it's an asshole.

Next to my asshole. Cause you fucked the guys in. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's not, that's actually not embarrassing. Oh wait, it's a donkey above your asshole? No, no, it's a donkey standing over a black hole. So it's a, yeah, three

inches over you have an actual asshole. All right, get out of here. Yeah, come back on later. They didn't want to incorporate that into the landscape. Well, that's, I know, you get to tram stamp. It's like the best, you know, if you're, if you're a, if you are working with some kind of topography, you know, like say you're a golf course designer or something, you try to work with the natural way of the land, right? I mean, that's, you would think nobody saw that, you know what? You know, be great if we pop this thing right over his ass. Yeah, you make that the butt of the joke. That's dope. No, you know what? I don't like it. I guess too much. Yeah, you don't do puns. Well, no, I do, but that was too too much I'm not gonna do that again. All right, here we go. Yeah

Yeah Yeah. You want to get into the game? You got it. Michelle, where everything's a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Dick Masterson, AKA $20 million, man. Voted America's worst Mexican in the world's worst Mexican three weeks three weeks run two weeks running with these always a cell a base comedian world famous L.A. base comedian Sean the audio engineer hello dick. Hey, what's up buddy? Not much. I feel good. I

have my voice back. Sound good. My voice rings with the clarity of my mind. Okay. God, I couldn't, I feel like I couldn't think last week. Last week, well, that was a weird episode. I mean, it was weird for me because the time is all fucked up. It was a Tuesday. It was a panic drush to get things in on time to beat that, that, that ding of midnight. Oh, I don't think I beat the ding of midnight. Well, I did.

I back dated the episode when you sent it to me an hour late, so. Oh, very good. Yeah, I think I got about 1220. I think I got it over to you. Didn't quite get it. Thank you for the rush. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you, everybody, for listening. I hope that never happens again. You can't. From now on, I'm just, if somebody in my life is sick, whether it's my girlfriend or my dad or one of my nephews, I'm just gonna, the first time I hear that they're sick, I'm gonna go to their house and lick all over their face

in their mouth. So that I can immediately get sick. If it's Monday, Sunday afternoon, yeah, so if it's Sunday evening, Monday morning, Tuesday morning, I'm gonna show up and lick them, lick them dry so that I can get sick Immediately and not have to fuck with it on the weekend. Lots of people girls No, it's like a lick them dry. No, that's against my way from me. That's against my religion going down on women

Is it very against? Oh, yeah Is that a big joke? No, I wish oh geez. Okay. Why? Oh, I don't know. Is that a big joke? No, I wish. Oh, geez. Okay. Why? Oh, I don't know.

That would be a Jewish joke as well, wouldn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't know. But you said Islam. Here's three places I'm never gonna go. A mosque, a synagogue or a school, elementary school, right, Sean?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Danger zone. No doubt. Danger city. I was almost in that synagogue. Uh, the one San Diego with the shooting. You were almost in that synagogue. Yeah. I was getting resurcomposed. I had it planned for yesterday, whenever the, whenever the shooting was. Special appointment. Was there like a, uh, with a, with a, like appearing once an annually loyal who, you know, he's the best.

He's the very best. And the worst. Yeah. He trims, he trims you see you get. So you dick is bigger, they say. Oh, yeah, can't do that. It's in a lifetime shot. He's going through there.

I got delayed. So you have like a hot glue gun or something. I mean, yeah, trims it so it's bigger. Huh? Let's see what I got here. I glue gun or something. I mean, yeah, trims it so it's bigger. Let's see what I got here. I was denied from Australia. Yeah. Oh, you mean officially?

No. Yeah, they denied my visa. Wow. They denied the entertainment work visa. You literally are banned from my continent. You know what their reason was? Spray up. The show dates had passed.

That was their reason, Sean. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. We regret to inform you that we cannot approve your visa because the show dates have passed and we don't think that you, and we don't think that you have any merits to, it's like the mob offering protection from itself basically.

Like, what do you mean? What about all the people that, but you, you held it up? It'd be good for two years, don't worry. What about all the people that said reschedule? Where, where did you guys get that information? You're just a sonet! Yeah. Nah, denied. Why? just a sonet. Yeah.

Nah, denied. Why? Well, we took too long. Right. That's what I mean. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's good.

Well, maybe, yeah. And the woman who was supposed to get it sent me an invoice for 700 bucks. Oh, yeah. She tagged it. She took a yogurt in at the end. It was gonna be a six, it was gonna be 6 it. She took a yogurt in at the end. It was going to be a six, it was going to be $6.92, but she threw yogurt in on the way back from picking up my papers at the

immigration denial center. Jesus Christ. You have glitter on your head. I do. I have glitter all over the fucking house because it's on your. It's on your. It's above your right eye. Let me see, I don't want to look stupid because Nick might be calling it. Oh, let's see, do you get it? Yeah, you got it. Yeah, so I don't know. You're supposed to do this. I guess you're supposed to do it six months out. I guess, maybe. I guess.

I guess we've got a planet like Christmas or me or I don't even know. I don't know, I got to find a spot for two comedy shows. I got to find a spot that will book me 10 years in advance. So I can start applying today. And the worst part is, I don't know if they would have looked at it and approved it when they did it on the 2026th. No way.

I don't know if that's when they would have looked at it and said yes or no, but it seems like it just sat in limbo. Well, that's, yeah, I know, we haven't figured that out, right? I mean, it's, oh, no, nothing. No, no, nothing. No, we never will. We never will. Never will.

So I don't even know who to blame. I guess nobody. Well, me, me, it's my fault. A lot of delays, though. Oh, I know. Those delays. Too big delays. I don't know. though. Oh, I know. Those delays. Two big delays. I'm gonna, I gotta get, I'm not gonna feel satisfied

until I get Diego on the show and yell at him, yell at him until I'm, until it's funny for me again. Okay. And then, yeah, yeah, and I'll be fine. Yeah, this is a, yeah. 12 days, I gotta find where that 12 days went. The first initial delay, and then the later delay by the woman of 11 days.

That's a lot. Before submitting the application. In theory, those two delays are about the time that a lot of visas are approved in. Theory, yeah. In theory, those, in theory, those that delay would have taken me right up to when it was actually looked at, I think.

I think I've calculated it out, which is still, is way too close, is unreasonable. Yeah, sure. Still, still, at that point, I have to say, look, it's my fault for not doing this six months ago, whatever, anyway, all right. Nick Riquiti is supposed to be calling in today, the number one name in late night. Jesus Christ, man. Like, yeah, he's an absolute monster.

Number one name in late night. Is that he's the internet's, he's the internet's, uh, Jimmy Fallon, I guess. Conan O'Brien. He has the most viewers every night on his stream and all of you two, he's right there. Number one, that's insane. It isn't.

How many does he do? He does 9,000 guys at once. Why would you, how often does he do? How often does he do? How often does he broadcast? I don't know because my brain is not working properly. I think every night. Every night?

I think so. Yeah. Man, I hate that guy. Me too. He just makes you, I really hate him. I'm so jealous. And when he calls in, I'm gonna try to act like I'm not jealous, but I'm that guy. Me too. He just makes you, I really hate him. I'm so jealous. And when he calls in, I'm trying to act like I'm not jealous, but I'm so jealous. No, he just, just the drive and the, it's, you know, who I really, yeah, the drive

upsets me. Who I really hate is myself. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't ever do that to yourself. Don't do that to yourself. It's Nick's fault. Yeah, it's Nick's fault. Somehow he has all those kids and deriving law practice. He did luck into it.

Yeah, lovely, supportive. Why nothing that he has, you know, nothing that he's worked for or anything. Yeah, I called into his stream a couple nights ago. You did? Yeah, and I think I must have gone on a tirade of about, maybe 20 minutes of fat jokes. Oh, for this woman that he's got a, for this woman that's,

he's, Nick's involved in this guy's Me Too case. I want him to tell us about it. Oh, yeah, I want to hear about it. It's very interesting. It's very interesting, and I think, I think in a roundabout way, I am probably doing either I'm doing God's work. I knew you were going to bring it right here.

That's it. Or that God has worked through me. And I want to get Nick's biblical opinion on it. Okay. I'm pretty sure I have it figured out. Okay. You know, I don't want to get, I don't want to come in here and start shooting up the place. Well, I get too religious.

Well, there's a, right, but there's a lot of people who have it figured out who do things like shoot up the place. Yeah, you know, I mean, you know, you can't read that guy's manifest though. If you were interested in it, you can't read it. So you might as well get out in front of it and say you're refusing to read it on principle.

Yeah, sure. Like me. Like I'm not gonna see those leaked naked chick pics. I refuse. Because I refuse. I'm basically, I'm basically, you know, tantamount to a rapist if I download any of those. Well, you are.

Yeah, you are a rapist. Yeah. Okay. I'll tell you what makes me rage. Okay. Do you know. I'll tell you what makes me rage. Okay. Do you know something I have just realized about my house that makes me rage by the way before I get to what I've covered, what I've researched for the show? No.

Every, go through my, go through my house after the show. Okay. Every single mirror in my house cuts off the top of your head like your mom taking a picture of you. Because it was flipped, this is my theory is that it was flipped by Asian people. I think Vietnamese. So they built every mirror for shorter people.

For shorter people, but you walk through my house. If you're six feet tall, you just cut the top of your head off. Yeah, so now I'm worried that if I fix the mirrors in my house, I'm gonna have two years of male pattern baldness explode on me that I haven't been tracking, that I haven't seen every day. Do you understand? Yeah. Well, I'm sitting there looking like every day

I get a direct view of my bowling pin midsection, okay? But I haven't looked myself in the eye in two years. Really? Which is, which I will never like lean down and well, that's not me. That's like a weird bunch. I mean, Mr. Burns. Lean forward. You still have glitter on your head.

I could, because I can't see the top of my head. No, no, no, no. That's why I've lived in a, I can't see that part of my head. I could be because I can't see the top of my head. No, no, no, no. That's why I lived in a, I can't see that part of my head. Go to, go to every bathroom in the house, every mirror in the house, and you will see past the top of the mirror. Well, no, I understand that, but if you lean forward, it makes you shorter.

Well, but what do you mean? Who wants to look at themselves like a shaker? Well, then that's a, like I'm a stripper. In casepper about to see something on my shoulders too. Well, I'm getting to see something on your face. I mean, like just maybe. Oh, okay. I wear contacts. So there you go. So I have to fucking, I have to do that.

Oh, okay. Put them in. I don't wear contacts. Yeah. There's nothing. I'm not, I'm not a genetic freak. Like people who need contact, I have perfect superior to lean in. Do you self really good vision? I could see through that wall. Yeah, okay.

There's two dogs pumping on the other side of that wall. Yeah. My brother still sees really good. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I, I, I, I pity daily people who need glasses. It's a horrible blight. Yeah.

It's God's stunts to you. Yeah. It's like, it's like, I don't know how you function. Well, the thing is though, like I'm near-sided and you get more far-sided as you age. So like my distance vision is actually getting better. Yeah. Yeah. So it's better to be that way. Really? Yes. Oh, good for you. Yeah. So I tried to move one of the mirrors. When I'm 80, I'll be able to see those two dogs humping. I tried to move one of the mirrors when I'm 80. I'll be able to see those two dogs humming I tried to move one of the mirrors up to give me so you know just to test it out like well be damned Huh, I have a notice that every mirror in the house is five inches though moved it up a little bit And I found that they painted around the mirrors on everything So there's yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, you know they didn't take know, they didn't take them down. They didn't take them down to paint, they didn't have enough time or they wanted to save on paint to paint the house. That's great. So they painted giant squares where the mirrors are supposed to go. Perhaps forgetting where they would go

when they were done painting. I don't know, would that ever occur to you to paint around a mirror? Only if I- If someone is laying in bed, do you just make the bed over them and say, well, cut your way, here's a box cutter, cut your way out. So many people do that shit. They come on.

I mean, you know, the toilet gets replaced or something and it's, you know, you can't even sit in it because your knees are jabbed up against the shower. This is a mirror. I just mean there's people don't paint behind toilets either. Well, I'm not gonna move those. Yeah, well, no, the mirror's easier to move. But did they at least leave you cans of paint in the garage?

Yeah, yeah, I got plenty of paint. So there's that. Just that, many. Okay, here's what makes me rage. I could have bought just stuff. Fake Legos, I was playing with the boys yesterday. Trying to build some Legos. You know the old game, you build Lego cars and ram them at each other and they fall apart

and whoever survives wins the demolition legos at the time. It was like the, it was like the fully, yeah, it was like pre-battle bots or war bot wars. And then it always escalates to just throwing the Legos at each other because somebody goes to a party. In my house, it would have escalated to a fist fight, almost immediately, probably before we were done building the cars. It did.

But I noticed that my janky car kept falling apart. So I go to inspect the building materials. What do I find Sean? In the middle of all the finally polished polyurethane or whatever they are, it says Galeo Pico. It's some kind of chatty chicken shit, rubbed raw edge, fraying edge, kind of misshapen like obviously counterfeit

Yeah, looking Block I don't even want to call it a Lego a peg-based building system. Yeah They pull off and say hey, what the fuck is what is this thing? And the little guy goes oh, yeah, that's a Craig oh no He said what is it actually called a Craig oh? Yeah, he said what's a Craig oh yeah, that's a Krego. No, he said, what is it? He actually called it Krego. Yeah, he said, what's a Krego? And he goes, they're Krummy Legos.

Oh, so he made, somebody made that term up, or he, what do you mean? Yeah. You have, who got you this? Why do you have, so of course I go straight to the parent. I say, I'm gonna call CPS if you don't tell me where you got these Kregos that these guys are. And if it was a gift, screen your friends better.

I mean, from someone else, someone's on the family. So I found out that not it was a gift, not only was it a gift from a grab bag at another kid's party, but that my own sister was currently in the process of buying these Kregos, these knockoff Legos to stock the gift bags of one of her own children's parties. Oh no.

This is, what are you, what are you broads doing, introducing this inferior crago product with something that is, that is otherwise perfect, functions perfectly to a manufacturing specification of 10 micrometers or something like that that has lasted decades, decades as the premier- Not even 50s, I think. Building block for children, and you're ruining it with these shitty Chinese knock-offs, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

This is, this is orders of magnitude worse than the fentanyl epidemic that's coming out of China. These fake, Krego, mega block, horse shit, pawning, getting pawned off on kids that might as well be made of sand because whatever you build falls apart immediately. Or at least can't handle even a simple jostling let alone getting thrown at a child or an adult. Terrible. Yeah, the way that a real Lego fits together,

I can remember being a kid and having this like, I got this kit for Christmas. And it's probably like the only thing that I ever sat down and really, because I'm this like, I got this kit for Christmas. And it's probably like the only thing that I ever sat down and really, because I'm just like, oh fuck, it's taking too long. I just do it. But I built this like six wheeled kind of like off-road vehicle and it had a suspension.

I shit you not. Like each axle was independent. It was so fucking cool. I kept that thing together. And it stayed together. I could run it over shit. And it was like, occasionally I would, if I pushed on it too hard, maybe like something would,

but it would give you a warning because of the, because of like the, because of the tolerance. The friction and the friction of the Lego. You can tell that it was going to come apart. You're like, oh, well, let me fix it here. And now it's, now it's fine. Yeah, I, some of those, I have a feeling those other blocks

are, they're either too hard or too slick or something in a made of horse shit. Yeah, all right. They're just, they're not made right, they're not pressed right, they have no, it's just guys probably carving them out of plastic in their huts and then shipping them to horribly misguided moms.

How are we to train a future of STEM enthusiasts and professionals by giving them Kregos that don't fit together? And the irony is they built the wall. That is irony. Yeah. That is irony. I guess, maybe I don't think it is. I don't know anymore.

Everything's ironic. I found that the underlying patents of Legos expired in 1978. Oh, really? Opening the field to Kregos. And there was, yeah. And there was no way to renew that, hang onto it, or the... And their mini-figs look like shit.

Yeah. Quite frankly. They're what? The mini-little figurine guys. Oh, oh, yeah. They've got knees and all kinds of weird garbage They're not they have no personality or charm It's like it's like seeing it's like watching a it's like seeing nudes of your girlfriend that she sent to another guy

Right when you start like I don't want to see I'd get this guy out of here. So we went on a Kregohund to I I sorted through everything and just said all right boys I'd get this guy out of here. So we went on a Krego hunt. I sorted through everything and just said, all right boys, we're going, you find Kregos, you throw them to me, they're going straight in the fucking garbage. We're not tolerating this shit, you don't have to play with this crap just because it's here.

This has just throw out half their collection. I threw out a lot of Kregos. Oh God. No, I can't build anything. And then everybody clap. Uncle Dick threw them out. Oh really, you have like a, yeah, I can't build anything. And then everybody clap. Uncle Dick threw him out. Oh really, you have like a, yeah. I said, this is Chinese, this is how China

is raping the middle class just as it has raped your Lego building experience. Okay. This is going to be a good lesson in rejecting slave labor. Okay. I really hate breakos. That's what I'm saying.

Here's something else that makes me rage. Mortal, Mortal Cuckbat 11. Oh, by the way, have you, did you, did you happen to see Avengers in-game? I actually did. You did? Did you know that I always get, I get drug to these movies. Yeah, did you know that there's still people clapping from the very first show?

Yeah. Yeah, did you see, did you see any of that? Any of the sea lines applauding a fucking movie? The what? The what? The sea lions that go sea lions. That's just sea lions. Sea lions applauding this movie.

Walking out, they walk out to their car together. They're driving home with their knees. They're clapped, but they're lying in bed still applauding a movie that I believe is made for children. That's what I said. I mean, you can hear them. Yeah, listen, you can hear them clapping. Yeah.

Validating their parking, they have their girlfriend, they put their elbows together and slide the parking ticket and it's still clapping. No. Did you see that? Fuck no. No. I tried to download a pirate version,

but it had Casino ads and the handy cam was all fucked up. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Did you like it this much? Not to clap, or? No, no, no, not that much. Sleeping, clapping in their sleep.

Ah, yeah, there's some good parts. It's endgame. Ah. There's some good parts and there was some like hilarious pandering like when the women all joined up That was hilarious and then when I heard some woman cried at that. Oh, wait a minute You know, I don't want to fucking spoil shit. No fuck. Oh, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Oh, fuck that No, this is this is how you know what's gonna happen in a super movie. The people with the cape are gonna win unless their contract has expired. Then they're gonna die. It's real simple. It's real fucking simple. You know, they get trapped in a deserat. That's really true.

They get their skin changed to something else. That's really true. You don't have to. What you're stopping. My God. Jesus Christ. What do you mean? You're not You don't have to, what you're stopping? Stop clapping. My God. Jesus Christ. What do you mean? You're not, you don't want to celebrate the triumph of the film. Oh. It's so true though.

Oh God. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get a squirt bottle. I swear to God. Don't throw any glitter at me. Yeah, yeah. It's so funny. You really should just read up on contracts and who's, because that's such a true thing.

And if you've got a successful franchise, you know, there's gonna be renegotiations, all that kind of stuff. It's like, okay, who's holding out? Who's just done? Who's who wants too much money? Oh, the, the spoilers really fucking baked my mind. Oh my God, the twists and turns in this fucking movie of guys punching out computer of

computer games. I don't think there's anything that people couldn't see coming. Oh, there's so these guys, these creatures are so villainous and dangerous that a regular woman just punches them out and goes on punch crazy. Oh my God. The women joining up was just more like, it was more like the reservoir dogs walking scene. It wasn't really like so much of the, but it was, yeah, suck my cock. Yeah. Then a stupid thing. A couple of other things that are, you know, plot points in the movie that are that you're just, you're like, oh, come on. Like what? Nah, I'm not, man.

Come on, spoiler. Nah, no, it made next week. All right. Mm-hmm. I can't do that. I'm gonna go, there's people out there who really like that franchise. You save them some money.

No, they can put that money in Bitcoin. No. I think Ragers with me on this, right? You don't want it spoiled? No. No, no. No, I just think it's kind of a shitty thing to do. I guess I'm just a hater then. Well, just a hater.

Mortal, Mortal Cuckbat, the video game. I bought that for some reason. Yeah. Yeah, and I loaded it up and there was a woman wearing a hijab in it right away and I said, okay, well, I guess that was 60 bucks well spent. Are you supposed to shoot her? No, you're supposed to play as her.

Oh, you know, you remember Mortal Kombat, right? Video game. See, no, okay, yeah, I'm thinking, yeah, I'm thinking, I'm thinking like Battlefield or like, no, no, Mortal Kombat, of course. Mortal Kombat, yeah, totally. See, no, okay, yeah. I'm thinking, yeah, I'm thinking, I'm thinking like battlefield or like a, no, no, moral combat, of course. Mortal Kombat. Yeah, totally. It is a stupid game that's as bloody as possible.

I like that. I like that movie in the 90s. The old boys loved the movie and they found a way to do the split ball punch and Goro. And as I was a 13 year old, I stood up. Yeah. As soon as Johnny Cage punched Goro, and I began applauding, and I didn't stop.

If you fucking keep doing it, I will. Oh, my throat. We got him. You have a taser over there. Oh, I do. At first, it was the woman appeared in a hijab, Scarlett, and I, you know, they're known for, and they're supposed to appeal to the mind

of a 13 year old boy, that game, they're known for, they're supposed to appeal to the mind of a 13 year old boy. Yeah. That game, which is me, which is me. Yeah. I know. And I've supported that series emotionally and financially my whole life. Yeah. Only to be stabbed in the front and in the dick by a game that is devoid of tits,

devoid of any bikinis, features a woman in a desert, a job that looks more like a GI Joe than a sexy lady. But how does she fight? Does she just suicide bomb? Yeah. She gets one, you get one attack and you really have to nail it. Yeah. Then you win.

Right. They're be careful. So you can laugh. Somebody's going to come in here shooting up the place. What you can laugh out loud. That was so you can make those jokes thanks to your service. Don't ever forget that, Ranger. If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't

be able to... I can't tell if he thinks that's horrible or if he just doesn't want to laugh. That's good. Both. Okay, good. Well, that's, you know, two for one. Yeah, she runs at you. Suicide bonds, you know. Right, right. And then, you know, there's the one of the main girls, Sonia, Blade, you remember her blade you remember of course. Yeah, that was well Bridget Wilson in the movie I think yes, yeah, and then she made Pete Sampress the tennis player. I don't want to think about Pete Sampress get that Why would you do that? I don't know Paul think about right show less Last action hero think that she's in that. Okay. I'd rather think about Arnold than Pete Sampress. Okay

She was related to Arnold in that movie. I'll take that okay over that little boy in that. Okay, I'd rather think about Arnold than Pete Stamperes. Okay. She was related to Arnold in that movie. I'll take that. Okay. Remember that little boy in that movie? No, don't do that. Never mind. The main woman character, Sonya Blade, is voiced by maybe the most unattractive voice artists

they've ever been put to tape. Who? Ronda Rousey. Oh, God, I hate it when they do that. It is, Sean. They went, I mean, they're like, that's so, they always, they're always bad. The celebrity castings are always bad.

Awful. Oh yeah, terrible. She's not a fucking actor. That's... I don't know how you're supposed to cope with this as a 13 year old boy. No, terrible. You've got a monster grunting and speaking her lines

at you on from this sexy ass character. What are you supposed to do with that? There's a boy. They went above and beyond. They went above and beyond for the rest of the game to staff it with quality, vocal artists like that guy, that black guy from Futurama, Phil Lamar. Phil Lamar is everywhere. Top talent. Oh, it feels great. But it comes down to the sexy femme fatale.

And you've got Ace Ventura doing a Buffalo bill impression, who's reading his lines, you know, you remember the one I'm talking about. Yes, yes. Yeah. Took me a minute. Who's reading her lines? I'd fuck me. Who's reading her lines in another language and translating them on a fly on the fly.

It's just awful. It's so hard to get people who are not actors, especially in a recording studio to bring a performance. Like, it's just, it just, it never works. It never works. They always sound completely out of place. Um, here was something the creator Ed Boone, by the way told everybody everybody when we were 13 and embrace this game to go you don't like the blood which looks like a complete joke now yeah it just looks like red ms paint squiggles on it go fuck yourself that's what we're doing yeah we're totally allowed to do this go fuck yourself this is his statement on his the new version yourself. This is his statement on his, the new version, the new Cucked with a K version of his game. Well, it made a little more sense to have them dressed, referring to the women wearing battle suits in the game. If they're going to be in combat, I don't know how long I'm

a realism. You have a one. That's why you did it. Kicking a guy's spine, kicking a guy in the balls, and ejecting his skull and spine out of the top of his head and the skull is making a comical, oh shit face. That is the game that you're making. Realism doesn't even come, realism doesn't belong in the conversation. You stupid pussy. We all know it's because of the current climate and that's, you fucking betrayed us. You fucking betrayed us because you want to be popular.

I don't even know why. That's what he is. Just like Maddox, just like every other creator. How embarrassing is it to make a statement? Like, could you make a statement like that? Me? Yeah, I mean, no. I couldn't either.

I could be 120 years old. Somebody comes up and he's, you know, that stuff in Man and Man and the Women, like, no. You know, that was a little bit, that was a little bit over the line, right? I'm gonna say, no, fuck you. Don't ever talk to me again. They just are crazy. They just be crazy. Get away from me. I don't care. I want to be like so bad. Just stabbing everybody in the back. I don't know how many people wear a bikini to a fight. Well, you fight with a, what, cybernetic war demon that shoots ice out of his hands.

Do you ever see any of those fights? You stupid jackass. By the way, every guy in the game looks like he's auditioning for a chip in Dale's routine. And also with technology, especially with Mortal Kombat 11, we're able to display our characters with more fidelity, detail and realism than we ever have, and that includes materials.

Like we can suddenly do something that looks like real leather, like steel, like cloth. Whoa, nothing, nothing a 13 year old boy loves more than going to the fashion district. It thinks if he can sell it to enough people, start believing it himself. Like cloth, like suede, like velvet, you know? What the fuck are you talking about?

Like, what about valour? For bad about pastoral. Like valour. Well, I bet he doesn't use any of those in the game. Why would he use any of those? He's just saying he could do it. He doesn't say he uses any of them. Uh, suede or leather.

You can kick a guy's spine from his nuts out the top of his head. You can impale a woman's skull through her mouth with a giant spear made of bitcoins, open mouth, deep throat, surprised look on her face. Can't see any tips. Yeah, not one, not even a square inch of one. Yeah. Can't see any tips. Yeah. Not one. Not even a square inch of one.

Yeah. John, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad in the world. And here's the worst part. Here's the worst part. Here's the biggest fuck you. You don't, they don't even show you the moves.

In the, you know, you pause and you can like look at the moves. Yeah. It's just nice and like, I'll pause. Okay, that looks pretty cheap. I'm just, I'm just going to remember those three and I can do those three, right? They have, they have made it so you can't even see the fatalities in the game unless you play this bullshit, walk around, stumping puzzles and like doing a farmville in the game. You have to sit there and grind away in a fucking, in like a getting magic coins or currency to go unlock, not the move that the game is known for, but the ability to see the moves on the screen in the game.

You gotta go look it up on your fucking phone. In order to do that, you can't see the free time. No, you can't see how to do them. You gotta go them up online. Instead of where they would be, it's just a bunch of fucking question mark. It's just it just says, fuck you. Go play our currency grinding game. Okay. See the codes. You stupid idiot. Thanks for that so long. Thanks for all the money. Everything's just a fuck you. And so, everything is a fuck you.

Like Apple is just a fuck you with all their bullshit. Like it's people just do it. Oh, sorry. Here your visa's denied. Why? Cause it's too late. Cause we did it too late. Fuck you.

Everything. Those same moms, those same moms that Mortal Kombat told to go fuck themselves in the 90s have now won. Because those moms, those moms all, went wherever old moms go. I don't know. They went to the glue factory or whatever. And the 13 year olds, they grew up and turned into even worse moms, even bitchier and

more complaining moms. And they won. They finally got what they wanted, which is a game that's so disgusting and gory and incredible, but it's, but it's ashamed of me. They finally fucking got it. Um, yeah, I know you know what else makes me rage is, um, well, I got a couple. shamed of me. They finally fucking got it. Yeah, you know what else makes me rage is, well, I got a couple, the plastic foil things that are on top of like some yogurts.

Oh, yeah, the cellophane and hummus. Yeah. Did you know that there are women who think that those preserve freshness and leave them on so that they flick scum and shit all over you. No! Yes. No!

This is a common misconception. But don't they have a plastic lid? Yeah. Afterwards, that you put over it? They think that it works like a gasket or something. Is that right? Don't do that. No, that's terrible.

It does it plastic. Shit everywhere. What if a seal? No, that's terrible. It does it. Flask the shit everywhere. As soon as you open it, it gets all of the water and gross the condensation and from the fridge spill all in the dip, flick all over your new shirt. No, get rid of that immediately. That's gotta go away.

You know that they do though. Go into your fridge. Go into your fridge and look at your wife's yogurt. No, they only do that so they can basically prove that nothing was fucks with at the store. Yeah, a lot of societies built on proving things haven't been come to. Right.

I'll play this customer service song. How about that? No. Okay. All right, this, oh, this is from Robert John. Terrific, I slapped this together in 45 minutes. Man, don't disclaim your music. Don't ever do that.

You never slapped it together. They say, this is a track that's from my heart. I put everything I had into this track. If you don't love it, I will die. I've been writing tough guy hardcore songs about being a new dad. I like that, dadcore. Yeah. This one happens to be about being on hold with your insurance company after massively fucking up your payroll for weeks on it. Somebody wrote in from Australia. His friend was in the was in some kind of department over there. And he was telling me about the story of a guy who was trying to tell the government that

his wife was dead for like two years so they could file taxes and like start. And they needed a bunch of different shit. Yes, they did, except they also thought they also already had him in the system that he was dead. So you know, I in the system that he was dead. So, you know, I have to prove that he's alive. Yeah. So apparently this had been floating around in the bureaucracy for two years

before it got to a listener of the show. And he was able to discern who was the dead person. Very quickly. I would decide it just to flip the toggle, you know. Yeah. Jesus. They shouldn't they don't deserve jobs, Sean. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely do not. Guys, got it. We got to have a better way. Yeah. Here is customer service by Robert John. This is monster distorted vocals. Oh! Damn it, bitch! I did it! Oh my god, we're back! That's what I'm trying to do! I don't know how people can say like that, and get through old sentence.

I've been on hold for 30 fucking minutes, and I'm still not getting a clear answer from my representative. I keep smashing the zero button, but it's not getting escalated properly. They figured that out. You know, it's a little later than it was. I'm sorry, I didn't get that. So, please call back. Yeah, yeah.

When your fingers aren't made of a chicken breast. To your risk management department, then I'll finally get the thing I want. Let me speak to Superbars GAM! That sounds appropriately, appropriately angry. That's dead. What do I call that? Deadcore? Deadcore? Yeah.

Deadcore. Oh God, Asterios put he and him on his Twitter profile. What? You know, he, him, the pronouns. Yeah. In case anyone is wondering if he's calling in again, that audit disabuse you of that fantasy. You got to explain a little bit more. You don't know about he, him? Well, what is it like a preference? Like a, what's he, him? Okay, no, I don't. You don't know about he, him?

I don't, I don't, I don't, me. I tweet. I'm saying, no, this is not only in tweets, it's in emails, it's in every bio that people have. So it's what they prefer to be called, so other people know, or something, is that the, yeah, yeah, okay. So I know a little bit about it. So that's just in case, it just to not offend or make a mistake with anyone just to make

sure that he and him is what you should be using with me. You can certainly see that in some cases it would be useful, right? And that the utility of it would be very valuable and even like a pat type of situation or a similar type of situation where you go, uh, what? Oh, got it. He, however, that, uh, as is, as is typical to the, um, the ruling class of, um, of etiquette, the, the ruling, um, the ruling etiquette class that wishes to control thought and speech and behavior, they have co-opted the usefulness of the he-him and decided to use it to normalize this. So that anyone who had had to use it

or needed to use it wouldn't feel strange. So you've got guys like Asterios throwing up he-him on their profile so that it doesn't look weird. Yeah. It just seems so far. It just seems so far. My problem with it is, if the first one is a he, I think we know that him is going to be this.

So that's the problem. It's just, yeah, you don't need to. Yeah. Like if it was like gym juror or me, mine or something, I know if it's he, the next one's gonna be him. Yeah, right, you speak especially in, right? Yeah, yeah, just put like guy, I'm a guy. Yeah, and all the associated pronouns that go with that.

Yeah, right. The appropriate pronouns. But he, he, him, he, hers the way to do it so that it does not have the, so it does not appear to lack any impropriety. Yeah. And the more I think about it, the more annoying it is. I just, yeah, I mean, it's just one of those things where I just go, is that what we're concentrating on? It's just more disappointing than anything to me.

I mean, I don't mean with a stereoscope. I just mean in general, like these are, this is a, I don't know, it just doesn't, it's just disappointing. I did some thinking on it. Yeah, I mean, I'll save this for the next episode. I don't know, let me see the next column. I'll do it next time.

I know exactly what pisses me off about it. Mm-hmm. Well, Christian Parker, ha, Dick, after hearing your request for Sean, I thought exactly what he did that you wanted a silly tourist shirt as a joke or something. Also, that's two things with the can cooler. Then you said he assumed too much,

projecting your own failure of being vague and not specific at all with your tags. Then you said he assumed too much, projecting your own failure of being vague and not just being specific with your tags. Sorry about your month, okay. So, he agrees with you. Okay. That's agrees with you.

That's one for Sean. Good morning, Dick. I figured you'd appreciate seeing some statistics that are being shared around my office about individuals with environmental sensitivities. You ever heard that one? Yeah. Surprise, surprise.

It's almost all women. I've attached an image for your viewing pleasure. Maybe it will help brighten your day a tad after a terribly shitty couple of weeks. You wanna see it? Let's check it out. Environmental sensitivities. Let's clear the air.

As it has a giant picture of a woman in the center of it. Women in the center of it. Women in the workplace, here we go. Approximately 60 to 80% of people diagnosed with environmental sensitivities. That's kind of a wide range though. Yeah, that's really wide range. Yeah, that's 60 to 80%.

So is it like 80% of the world? Then it's approximately 70. What do you mean approximately 60 to 80? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay, approximately 60 to 80% of people, but exactly 722,630 suffer from environmental sensitivities. Why don't you check under the hood on yeah, on average Canadian spend 90% of their time indoors. We all share the air, so cooperation and courtesy are important. Did you know that reactions vary from individual to individual and can range from mild to severe? Examples may include reactions.

Headache. Anxiety. Fatigue. This is the effect of environmental sensitivities at the workplace. Men are born with all of those conditions. Yes, it's not the, it's not the environment that's causing those conditions. It's life. Yeah, that's, I bet that's a pain in the ass. Possible triggers. So I'm saying, perfume. Oh, office equipment is a possible trigger. Sure, yeah, well, it's the exact frequency of the Canon CLC in the fucking corner, right?

The fucking, it's all the energy waves going through the walls. Oh, it's the cell phone electrical energies that I'm allergic to that's giving me such headaches. You ain't lying. It's the frequency of the lights that they've got in that's giving me such headaches. You ain't lying. It's the frequency of the lights that they've got in that's giving me nausea and anxiety. You know what's great though, I have to say, is like I don't work around any of those people.

I'm actually, I have to be skilled in what you do. You can't just sit on your ass all day. But I mean, all the, I mean, all the, I can't think of one producer or director or any, any woman who comes in who's like that. Yeah. I guess I'm lucky. You're very lucky.

I never have to hear about that. Perfumes. Well, who's causing that? That is. Hmm. Those will give you a headache. Scented markers, eh. Pretty funny.

60 to 80%. Hmm. will give you a headache. Scented markers, yeah, pretty funny, 60 to 80%. They almost banned Cologne and perfume in high school because some old bitchy secretaries in a completely separate building at school complained about smell. Jesus. That's the city. Well, that's why smoking is banned because of the smell. Yeah. It's got nothing to do with the health effects. I don't believe any of that secondhand shit. Well, how

often are you really if you're not a smoker, how often do you hang out in places that have a bunch of secondhand smoke anyway? Yeah, everybody's so concerned about Waitresses having to work in bars where people smoke. That's why it's banned University. Here's a reason I don't like it, because it makes my clothes smell. It does. See the only reason. Yeah, I did it as a smoker who about ruined my car.

It was terrible. Yeah. It took years to get that smell out. That was a big mistake. And by the way, we live in a city where we're smoking every day. We have the worst air quality in the foot. Oh my God. I do this every day, I look out and I don't remember it

being like this. You could tell when you were outside the city, you would see that it's brown. Now I can drive down a street in the valley and just look down, look at the horizon, and I can see that it's brown all the way to the ground. Oh yeah. It's fucking, yeah, no, air is brown.

Yeah. It's the only color to describe it. It's fucking awful. And the, like the, and we're out people out jogging in that shit. I know around the freeways too, where the incidents of cancer is like sky rock. No, it's fucking, it's terrible.

All the fucking so many breathing conditions. You don't have to go as far as cancer. And I mean, just get that shit. You want to talk about environmental mean, just get that shit. You wanna talk about environmental, that's everybody here. And it's like a thousand feet within the freeway or something, your cancer rates go way up. Wow.

And every, they're building, they build these giant fancy condos and apartments all along the freeways. I know, I know. So sad. Oh no, I know. I know. I know. I way. I know, I know. So sad. Oh, no, I know. I know in there without, well, they're cheap too. Because I mean, who wants to live next to a fucking freeway?

Yeah. All right, the rager welcome, welcome back to the show. You have called me the rager for solar. It's just rager, brother. Oh, it's just rager. It's just rager. I'm sorry. I apologize.

You are the rager. Thank you. I am rager. Okay, rager. Last time we spoke to you, you had a recently had a four-some. Was that right with my fiance? Yes.

That's right. It's all coming together. How did that work for you? The four-way worked perfectly. Okay. The problem was she's a cunt and now we broke up. No. Okay.

So many, so many reasons. Actually, I would love to have Nick on just because I have some legal questions for him. Oh, boy. Well, I don't know. He's crazy these days. I don't want to make him show up to work. No, no, no, no. He does like to say cunt though.

He does like to say cunt. I got some emails. I heard you, I heard Nick's coming on. I have a legal question for him. I emailed him to him, but he's not responding to me. Like, yeah, well, don't do it. Go call a fucking lawyer. Yeah, that's right.

Try that. Constantly hitting up lawyers for free legal advice. What happened? It's beyond reconciliation. Oh, it's way beyond reconciliation. So, I hate to use this millennial bullshit, but it started to get really toxic. I started hating her, we were arguing all the time, and I was like, look, that's normal.

It was getting to the point where it was not. What do you want in Disney movie? Of course you hate your wife. I would love it. Just butt stuff all the time, four ways. Right. It'd be so much fun. But, no, we were really just getting,

we were just really getting bad for each other. So I made the hard decision and I was like, hey, we gotta be done. I don't want us to hate each other. So we gotta be done. What's she shocked? Oh, well, I took her out to dinner first. Does she explode?

Usually when I've said that to women in the past, they literally explode and they cease to exist. It's the weirdest thing. I was super excited because she took my giant engagement ring that I gave her and you saw it. And she threw it at me. Great. I was so happy about that,

because she was not gonna give it back if she was in a clear head. I always, I have always watched those engagement breakups or fantasize about doing it myself. I never fantasize the other way. It's always fantasizing about breaking it off. And thinking that there must be a component where you try to anger them

and outrage them into throwing the ring at you just to be sure that you get it back. Because if she walks out with that ring still on her finger, you're out. Never getting grand. Whatever you dumped into the video. No, she was like, fine, here, take your fucking ring bag and handed it to me. And I was like, oh, fucking thanks, because I was really not expecting to get this back. Yeah. About like 10 minutes later, as she's like, why, why, why?

Can I just wear it for the night? No, you absolutely cannot wear it for the night because I'll never see this again. That's where she went back to that. Yeah. Can I just look at it? Can I hold it? No, you've looked enough.

I guess it's forcing for nothing then. Well, hold on now, because now I get to bang that chick whenever I want. The 22 year old. Oh, okay. Yeah, I know where she works and she invited me to this like, emo night in Hollywood.

We're like panic at the disco, fucking my chemical romance. You know, this stuff that Sean used to jam out to. Yeah, that sounds like a- in Hollywood. We're like panic at the disco, fucking my chemical romance. You know, the stuff that Sean used to jam out to. Yeah, that sounds like a, that sounds like a nightmare. Yeah, it does. That sounds like a monster energy drink fueled nightmare. Oh, yeah. Okay, so what about this ping on a midget? Oh, okay, so that's a fun story. So this is actually before me and the ex-Vionse got together. Okay. I am a piece of shit when I'm single. I'm an incredible piece of shit.

So there was this nurse. She was four foot nine. And are you ready for the wait? She's about 350 pounds. Are you serious? 100%. 49. I need like a, I seriously need one of those.

Spearacle. She was the same size laying down as she was standing up. How? Fuck if I know, man. Okay. But this was a nurse? Yeah. How? She was a, oh, I don't even remember what kind of nurse she was. I know, man. Okay, but this was a nurse? Yeah. How?

She was a, I don't even remember what kind of nurse she was. I know it wasn't like, I guess how much motility do you need to not give people drugs when they're in pain? True. Or she's a perfect nurse. Sitting back there like job of the hood, hoarding all the vikin' in.

Okay, four nine three hundred and fifty pounds. She's this. So, like a rotten pumpkin. Yeah, I had definitely been sleeping with her for a while. What? But only only when I was absolutely hammered because that's the only time I can do that. Why? Because I am a disgusting person. Yeah. Come on. I like the ownership of it though. It's like, yeah, I fucking did that. Like I'll do it, I did it, I'll punch. I'd still be doing it.

You can get it up for that. Oh, absolutely. Oh my God. I am a fucking whore. Okay. I can. How many times did you have sex with this bean bag? Oh.

Okay. Bean bag. You're a very good looking man, which makes it more surprising. I know, I know. I'm pretty, but I'm a whore. Yeah. Fuck, I couldn't even tell you, man.

I have slept with some real beast in my day. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's terrible. But anyways, so. I'm, you don't even know how many times you had sex with her. No, and this is real. It's more than 10. It's definitely more than 10.

Oh my goodness. I actually have two stories about this chick. Oh god, damn it, man. I'm sorry. The time I peed on her and then the time that I fucked her in the ass and found out her eight year old son was in the same room. Somebody else, fucker? Yeah, I'm surprised too.

All right, eight year old son. Yeah, no, and that one, that one's fucking terrible. Like I felt super bad about that. I still banger what I would. I might show up after the show. Oh. Yeah, I mean, what was he doing? Like playing hide and go seek?

Was he under the bed? Was he under her? No, she is. Was he using her as a recliner? Right. Well, so that story, I'll make it quick. So I'm banging this chick and she lived with her parents. And so I do my thing, she, her mom, you go over to her house?

Yeah, it was just one of those random nights, where this was, when I found out she lived with her parents. What do her parents look like? Oh, fuck if I knew a man, it was dark when her mom burst in the room, and my skinny ass was hiding behind her. Okay. So she was on the door side.

So, well, then basically, it looks like you're standing in a naked holding a pumpkin, right? Because she's not tall enough to hide you, but well, then basically, it looks like you're standing and naked holding a pumpkin, right? Because she's not tall enough to hide you. She was wide enough to hide me, and the bed was short enough where I could just kinda curl up. Oh, okay. See me from where her mom was looking at us. And that's the whole mom goes.

So you're hiding behind a woman that you're having sex with. Yes, all right. Her mom goes, is're hiding behind a woman that you're having sex with. Yes, all right. Her mom goes, I can't, is there somebody in here? I can't believe you do this, your son's in the room. And that's when I found out, that's like with enough light in there,

I kind of peaked up and, oh shit, that's a child right next to me as I'm fucking his mom in the air. What the hell? Wait, what? I had no clue and after that, I boned the fuck out. I was like, fuck, no. Well, the kid was like sleeping in the bed for dead asleep.

Like, he heard nothing at least I hope so. How did you even get in there? Not into her ass in the room. Both are very good questions, but I was fucking stumbling drunk, man. Like all I did. She's sleeping in her bed with her eight year old kid. It was a, it was two twin beds in the same room. Oh my god. All right. Were they pushed together? Or were they? No. So he was okay. There's like Dennis on one side. And then he was like, you know, okay. All right. Okay. You made it sound like he was in that. No, no, no, no, I probably would have noticed a lot sooner.

I would. This is not a Serbian film. And did you see her after that? Yeah, after that, I peed on her. Okay, how did that go? That was at a, that was at a shitty truck stop Montel in Castell. Through the flyer over the waistband. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Terrible, Terrible. I love it. Uh, know is that a shitty truck stop motel? Oh, this is perfect. In Castell. And I'm, oh, God. Well, yeah, that's, that's happened. Yeah. Castell. A shithole. Yeah. So she, I'm leaving the bar one night and she calls me and she's like, Hey, I got a motel room. I'm like, you fucking better. All right, whatever. Some year-room number, I'll be there. Okay.

So I get there and I'm like four or five beers deep. So I get there and I have to piece super bad. Okay. So I walk in and she's like, Hey, and I'm like, take your fucking clothes off, get in the bathtub. What? Take your fucking clothes off, get in the bathtub. What? Take your fucking clothes off, get in the bathtub.

Spice things up. Exactly. So, I think 350 pounds, you probably fucking needs a decent soak. You're gonna do anything, right? I mean like Jesus. Peace got in on you. Dretcher watch.

Yeah, I don't know, man, just, yeah. So, you got a fucking, you know, manatee needs its environment for a little while. I'm a good, good, good, good. Yeah. So you got a fucking, you know, manatee needs its environment for a little while. I'm a good, good, good. Yeah. So she does that and that's, I don't know water sports etiquette. Well, apparently there is an etiquette out there

like you don't pee on certain parts. You don't aim for the eyes. You, what are you spitting, cobra? I'm like, oh, look. So of course, I did all the things you're not supposed to do because... Yeah, fuck it. Why should I risk that? They're not like a madusa.

What do you mean you're not supposed to... But I'm not. They... So she's in the bathtub, so you just waltz in and just start pissing away. Yep. Had she ever, like like mentioned that before? That's good. That's right.

She had said before like, Hey, a little bit of presumption otherwise. You're right, I'm gonna say it. Yeah, you like that. I like that. Yeah. What up? Fuck it.

You don't respect yourself. So why should I respect you? How does she hint at that? She once told me like, Hey, I like to be peed on. Yeah, I'm into getting peed on. Oh, okay. You know what?

Ladies that are listening, just fucking say what you like. If you wanna get peed on, I'll fucking pee on you. I don't give a shit. Yeah. Sean'll pee on you. He doesn't give a shit. What do they want you to take him out

to a nice dinner and a musical and something? I don't tell me that. Yeah. Only the sexist. That's the second twisted fetish. Only the piss on me stuff and the slap me and stuff like that. Don't tell me about the money's money stuff. If I can't give you a black eye, I don't be shit.

So then what happened after that? Did you rinse off at least? Did you guys continue? No, she did not rinse off. No, did not rinse off. Move to this bed. And you know what, let's be honest. You guys know Kesteg. Yeah.

That's not the worst thing that's ever on that bed or was currently on that bed. Probably Biker, Methorgie. Yes, I think that bed. Yes. I'm pretty sure that was in the next room as well. Right. So, man, you are a filthy animal.

You are a filthy, filthy, filthy, fucking animal. This story gets worse. So, you know, I'm banging her and eventually I'm like I'm I'm I'm bored of your fat fucking cunt so Like nobody's ever said I I love or respect women at all, okay But so speaking of butt so I finished with, I start ramming her in the ass. And finally she goes, hey, have you ever had your asshole eaten out? All right.

And if I'm getting too graphic, please, just. That's a good one. That depends. So a lot of ways. So that is definitely the first time I've ever had that done. And I'm gonna say, I'm a fan. I'm a big fan of that. It sounds like you're a fan of pretty much anything.

It's gonna be fair. Yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. All right, was that the conclusion of the... That is the conclusion of... The conclusion of V peeing on the Midget Store. Okay, let me play this on... Unbelievable.

And... Oh. You've been listening to the stories from real men. Just what's really happening to our nurses. I got a buddy, he was looking after patients. I got a buddy, he was in the Marine Corps. What do you think she's doing at the bedpans? A fifth, saving them. A little camper shower in the back. You know, it's an off with them. I got a buddy, he was in the Marine Corps with me. the bedpans. A-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f When you called in a long time ago looking for a trans woman to have sex with. That was the first time I was on the show.

Yeah, did you ever find that? No, you, somebody was supposed to hook us up to, I don't even know who it was. So you're still currently looking. I don't really care. I'm actually banging a new nurse right now. She was a lot of fun. The back of my truck smells like a swamp. So because she was a squirt her. The back of my truck smells like a swamper, so because she was a squirter.

Okay. More piss. Why nurses? How do you find, how do you have such an act with nurses? I don't know, man. I used to be an EMT, so like, I know and I love the medical profession. Okay. I hate nurses, so I just hate them.

That does help. Ask any EMT. We just hate them. That does help. Ask any EMT, we all hate nurses. EMTs, pair of drugs. We all do. Because we can do everything that they can, except better and faster. Nurses have all this time. The patients are laying in a bed.

Could you get pissed on like that? I'm not saying I haven't. I think at this point, we know I'm a freak, right? Oh yeah. We know I'm a freak. Oh, just, I'm drawing that chair away. You probably should. I'm not gonna lie.

All right, get out of here. Very good. Well, what makes you a rage? Rageer. Rageer, what makes you a r? Rager. Rager what makes you a rage. Oh Indian givers. So, that's a term you don't do much now. For the only with that term. So my most recent ex, my ex-fiancé, she gave my birthday last year. She bought me a gaming computer. Okay. Her deal was though. Hey man This is you know a lot of money because you at least pay for half of it

Okay, it was a $3,000 computer. Yeah, of course. Wow. Here's the money so I was dumb enough to trust her to hit give me a list of what she was taking when she was moving out because I got the house on a split I was dumb enough to say okay to give me a list of what she was taking when she was moving out. Because I got the house on a split. I was dumb enough to say, okay, you can come in. I'm not gonna have anybody sit in there watching you. That's a mistake. Yeah, live and learn, man.

Yeah, she's- You go pick up a guy at Home Depot and just sit in at the front door to give the illusion of- Yeah, she stole my washer, my dryer, my computer, the spare keys to my truck, the spare key to my house. I actually had to put video cameras up all over my property just because of her. Really? No, I'm smarter. I got the cloud recording like change the locks. I have custom doors on my house.

Oh, wow. Yeah. So until I can get a locksmith out there that's able to do that, I'm locked. Right, right, right. Wow. But yeah, no, she, but she's, I still have the messages and stuff like that,

but the credit is in her name. Right. That's the thing. So I legally have no right to it. But she was like, here, here's your $3,000 computer. I'll pay for half of it. And then I trusted her not to steal my things. Guess what?

I fucked up. My sister was telling me about this couple in her neighborhood. She's a really nice neighborhood. Her husband is very successful. Some of the people across the street from them are down the street or whatever. They're getting a ugly divorce. And the wife kicked the guy out,

got a restraining order against him. And then moved her boyfriend in and they slowly, they slowly liquidated all of the shit like he had, you know, he lived in an ice house too. They sold like vintage, whatever arcade machines, pinball machines the guy had, like all of his stuff, man, the jiggle or whoever, like obviously the guy she moved in has no job. So he's, man, that should have fucked up.

I couldn't believe the story. It went on for like two years. Every time the guy tried to show up, he has restraining order. So the sheriff for whomever would show up to escort him away as all of his shit was being sold for the lowest to the lowest bidder on whatever. Oh, yeah.

And it finally ended in his, the jiggle. Oh, the guy showed up with his parents to try and get it to stop because he had the restraining order, but his parents didn't. So he showed up with his, with his 70 year old parents to stop it. The jiggle-o ran over his dad with the u-haul that he was using to take his stuff to sell. To take his stuff out, to move it to storage to sell, he ran over the guy's dad. So the jiggle-o got arrested for like manslaughter, attempted murder or something. Did it kill him? No.

I know. It hit him. But you know, with your 70, it basically, it's like injuring a horse, right? You're not ever coming out of the hospital event. You're gonna have a blood clot that goes, yeah, or you're gonna have, right. Yeah, or you're gonna get pneumonia. Declar that you're, Jack Lillain and suddenly fit for life again,

but you've got a pair of Jimmy legs walking around under you You're gonna immediately it's shit and fuck yourself up my way worse, but it is God just listening to the story. I'm I'm thinking how How can these how can anyone take this? Oh no, I know The sheer amount of divorce court proceedings, like even looking into that, I never brought it into the old show, but the divorce court industry that uses your money to try to screw you over

as far as possible, is my divorce from Satan. My divorce wasn't actually this bad. Like this is even worse than my divorce because my ex ex-inlaws so my my ex-wife while I was over in Afghanistan Yeah, yeah, she fucked a bunch of dudes $30,000 from me and spent it. Did she build a website? Oh So much better no she uh no she spent 30,000 of my fucking money. While I'm getting shot at, she's getting plowed in Mexico. Buy a bunch of jodies.

Yeah. Were you really getting shot at? Or are you playing tea bag and penis games with people? A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B. All right, I gotta interrupt you, Nick. Go ahead. Go ahead. Nick, uh, Mr. Nick Nick Rokita are you there?

Yeah, buddy. I hope my, hope my connection holds out. Yeah, you sound terrific, just don't move. Stand absolutely still. I'm so glad you could call in. We're such huge fans of your show. That's right. Shot and honored.

Yes. You're such a big shot now. Thanks for taking the time away from whatever your obligations were, some Easter or something like that with your family. Yeah, so my wife decided to just not put the fact that I was going to be spending all day at her sister's house because we've got Easter with that side of the family.

And so I'm like, I look at the schedule when you asked if I could be on the show and I was like, oh yes, Sunday's wide open. I'm going to be just sitting around my underwear. Yeah. No. No. Now I'm at someone else's house to my underwear. Next last words to me when I asked him to be on the show was, oh, let me put it on. Let me make sure that my wife doesn't commit me to something. I said, hey, Nick, anytime you need to make plans with me to get out of doing something with your wife, I'm your man.

That's right. Anybody needs to get out of something, to commit me to promotions. Yeah. You're calling into my show. That's right. And that's it. Everybody gets a free Sunday off. Yeah. How does it feel

to be such a massive success? You're the number one name in late night on YouTube. It's incredible. Yeah, it's it's a weird man because I, you know, it all started with just shit posting Maddox. Yeah. Yeah, it's really incredible. Another career launch. Yeah. But no, it's great. It's a lot of fun. You know, the more people that watch the more interactivity that there is and the more money there is obviously that's a good part of it. But what do you make? What do you make in super chats every night? I always want to make quite a bit. Yeah. It depends. What was the max? My goal, my, the biggest one I had was the other day. My take home after YouTube's cut was 2,700.

Oh, wow. Nice. It was a... It's very crazy. But no, my goal is to take home 400 bucks a night. Oh, wow. So that's the, yeah. And nothing to sneeze at. So my goal is to take home 400 bucks a night. Oh, wow, that's the, yeah. And nothing to sneeze at.

No, no, I figured it out and calculated it out with the amount of stream. It's one hell of a healthy income. No doubt. And you do it every night, right? Five nights a week. Five nights a week. Yeah, man, it's really incredible.

I'm so, it sounds inappropriate maybe, but I'm so proud of you for Running your show like the way you do. Like I'm I'm I'm proud of me for having been associated with you Let me put it that way. That's more honest as I think you know what? He's doing this better than I could do it and he's got You've got such a breadth of expertise on this content and you're so entertaining about it that it's educating so many people on like the ins and outs of the law and you're making people smarter. And that's true. And he all he was virtually instantly good at it too. Which is, which kind of blows me away.

Yeah, it takes a lot to get some lot of things from listening to me, Nick. What percentage of your success? I didn't want a hand job at all, but honestly, quite a bit. Oh, quite a bit. One thing that I learned from listening to you and Maddox and then you was seriously just to not worry at all about the negative stuff that comes in. It's like you do your show and you just do it. Also to be just honest, Like that's the trick is just be open and honest with the audience. You don't have to maintain some sort of falsehood and that I think that just leads to a natural

show that's better. Yeah, I think that's why people are not forced. Okay, so I know you're I know you're pressed for time, but I really want I really want to cover the kick-vick stuff because We have a whole series of callers who need legal advice. Yeah, no shit Somebody sent me an email for you for you. I like hey dick. I'm having a hard time getting hold of Nick Can you can you ask him? I've got my license plate registered. I'm like I'm one of my fucking Nick secretary Suck my car you asshole. Oh,

by the way, congratulations on getting kicked off of Twitter. Yeah, it's been great. It's been really fantastic. Nothing like, nothing like working really hard to get a whole bunch of people to listen to you. Only to have it arbitrarily taken away by some fat blue hair. I'm going to Twitter. Yeah, I knew you were going to get kicked out. But, yeah. I could see it coming. Really?

What was the kind of stuff that was having too much fun? He's calling people garbage humans. Okay, here's what you can't do. You can't be right all the time and you can't have as much fun as Nick has. You can have as much fun, but if you're wrong, they will let you stay on and make an ass of yourself forever. You can be right, but you have to always give glory to someone else, like some blue checkmark. You can't be, you can't be Nick. Yeah, it sucks, man. 18,000 followers down the train. I called on to a show right after it happened, just give them a pep ties.

So it's so bad. But you are hammering these people, man, go ahead. Oh, I was gonna say, I wanna do a continuation of that show, the same one on the same chick, because I feel like you can't temper a sword with just five hours on the end,, right? Yeah, it takes longer than that. So I was hoping I'm hoping to arrange you with you and Jim. Oh, good.

Just us three. Yeah. And just really, really bring home the level of. Bring home the vacant. Bring home the vacant. Bring home the vacant. That's necessary. We'll trim the fat all night on Mars, girl.

Okay, we're saying people who Sean doesn't even know. You got to give us some background on the kick, Vic. Oh, that's a two-way. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so the background is Vic Mignon. I don't know if Sean knows who Vic Mignon is, but he's one of the leading voice actors in American Dubs of anime. I've never worked with them. Highly respected guy. Yeah. Well, do you do, you don't do a bunch of anime stuff. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stuff like that. So that's, it's generally a different pool of actors. And everybody should, because that's where the money really is. Well, yeah, you don't make any money in anime. It's non-union, and it's like they, they do it in, they do it in, uh, in volume. And the fans hate it. They seem to love them to do the jobs. Yeah. Generally. Yeah. So, but this is, this is a guy who, you know, he does his, I mean, he's Edward Ulrich from Full Metal Alchemist. He's Broly from the Broly movies. He's got several other

big roles, but he he fostered a very, very loyal fan base by going to conventions and not being a piece, right? Oh, yeah. well that being an extra share. Right, yeah. Sure. Yeah, he interacts with fans. He answers fan email. He, you know, when a fan call, like literally calls him and says, hey, I'm really struggling and depressed. He'll talk to him and, like, give them encouragement and stuff.

He literally feels it's like a mission. He's very, very much a Christian person. He feels like he has the responsibility to use his platform to be good to people. Now he gets about, it seems like a year ago, but it was really just January and February. He gets me to out of existence for aggressively hugging and kissing on the cheek fans who eight years later, after going to their feminist degree at college. And I wish I was making this up. Look back on the instance and decide it was creepy.

Yeah. So it was just creepiness. Like it was hundreds of people who said he's a creep. Yeah. Right? Was that's all? Yeah. And there was. Yeah. And what's his last name? Like Lasagna. Lasagna. Uh, and was there anybody? Mianna. Mianna.

Was there anybody who said he raped them or assaulted them or attempted to or anything like that? Or was it just creepy hugging? No, that's the great thing about this is that the worst story that's out there, the worst one that I can find that has any level of credibility. I mean, there could be someone somewhere on a forum who was like, he raped me, but I haven't seen that story.

The most credible one comes from one of his fellow voice actress and she said that here's how the story goes. They went to his hotel room to watch some videos. They're gonna Netflix and chill. Or whatever. And he puts his hand on her thigh and he kisses her. And then she says no. Yeah. And then he stops and that's the story. That's totally normal. That used to be totally normal behavior. But it seems like it really seems like a percentage of society is splitting off into this

weird cult where that is like this weird matriarchal cult, or like this weird satanic cult, where that is aggressive assault. Like the simple act of trying to make a move, getting denied, getting respectfully, accepting your desires, making a move is sexual assault now. Yes, to a lot of people who are very loud on the internet. It's really fat. It's really wild.

Yeah. Well, the crazy thing, so I don't know about his personal sex life, but what I'll say is that he's a handsome guy who is very popular at a Sean. No, he looks like a blind shot. Let me bring him up. No, I just looked him up. I just looked him up. And I'm like, this guy really wants to be a screen actor. Well, he did. Yeah, he did like a star trek.

He actually, I saw that. But I mean, like he's got all these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that. Sean, he looks very much like you you think so yes I'm gonna put it yeah, he's got the handsome quality. Yeah But but so here's the crazy thing I have to imagine that this guy wait do his wait Sean do his face Well, how do you do it look look at the screen and then turn your face like his face?

I was a little he's the other way. Yeah. And that's no smile. You're scowling. Your smile goes the other way. I don't like you're thinking of something. Climbers together. Yeah, that's pretty good. He looks a lot happier like he has the love of God in his heart. Unlike you. Yeah. Boy, he's always going to have that. He's got that.

He's got that huggers glow. Oh, yeah. That's a glow. Okay. Go ahead, Nick. So he's this guy, a likely clean house. I mean, to be honest. Yeah. And not one. There's nothing wrong with that. Well, not one of those people has come out. Yeah. And it seems like that would be the easy thing. No, I actually did, you know, he forced himself on me and forced me into a sexual intercourse. Not one of those stories has come out. That's kind of crazy. That's remarkable because even chicks that you will plow willingly and consensually, they're going to get pissed that you're not, that they're not your congirlfriend, you know, when they come to the next one, and they're fucking Naruto costume,

or whatever, costume they're wearing, and you're kind of blowing them off, you would think they would get pissed enough to turn on them and fuck them over in some way, but not even that. Right. So the long story short, he gets tossed out of Funimation,

he gets tossed out of Rooster Te, he gets tossed out of rooster teeth, which are the two big production houses in Texas that he was working with. That's why I don't know. And he gets disinvited from what? Yeah. From the vast majority of conventions. Which is where they make their money. They make their money.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So he loses a ton of income and I you know covered the story at first and then he contacted me and I ended up poking him up with law firm down in Texas, the hilarious tie beard and did it go fun me which is really close to 150 grand now. Nick's got this guy that he's like a big time lawyer in down in Texas and a real rich part of Texas, who looks like Ted D. Biasi, calling into Nick's show at like six in the million dollar man

with a giant cigar talking about how bad and like reserved lawyer tones, how badly these women who meet, because the people who me-tod him, the women who me-tod him are voice actresses. Like they're his direct competition. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

It's like me-tuing a direct competitor has a pretty significant business interest for you. So they weren't fans. They were they were actors. Yeah. It's other. I mean, there's some. There's some stories out there. That's how this kind of stuff started. And the really creepy thing is how they they pulled the the Morpheus effect on this stuff. where it started out like a decade ago, there were rumors that he was an asshole. And you know, you're kind of at the top of the game.

I'm sure he was a little bit arrogant from time to time. Also, you're dealing with volunteer staff. Yes, you have to be an asshole if you want to get anything done. Anybody who's successful and there's stories about them being an asshole that come out, I go, well, what the fuck were you doing that required them to make you do your fucking job that the money wasn't enough motivation for? There's a, however big he was an asshole for,

if he was a nice guy to the fans, it's absolutely, that is absolutely a hazard of being in that line of work, I think. You know. Yeah, and I mean, that's how the story started. But if you read it now, they'll, they sort of have retconned that into being the stories of sexual assault from a decade ago. But those really didn't creep up until over the past couple of years.

And they're a very small group of people. And they all seem to stem from these people who are really pissed off that he wouldn't sign this Yahweh fan art, which is... Yahweh's gay fan art. Basically, gay pornography. And they're very feminine and non-realty. Yeah.

That's... I know it's very nuanced to you, Yahwehall, he fans out there, but, but the easy description is just, it's gay porn that they wanted him to sign, especially the specific picture and question. And that's what it's on. And then he became homophobic as well. Yeah. If you do enough things, if you're a successful, so first of all, successful white Christian,

that's, you're already on the shit. You're already on the hit list. You know what I'm saying? Well, in this day, yeah, you're, you're wide open. You, you are someone who basically anything can be said about anything can be said about you. Yeah. And, and even, even things that you, even things that are not crimes that you're guilty of, like not signing gay pornography. Like you don't, you're not able to have that choice without being called a homophobic. Right. You know, it's to the point where they're testing the window of, are you even allowed to not be attracted to transexuals anymore? They're floating that one by. So signing gay pornography, you better believe that that is a crime that will get you kicked out of your occupation.

Nick's leaving out the best part though. He's next the one that opened the GoFundMe that got VIX high-powered kickass, WWF wrestler involved, which is the kick, VIX kick's back campaign that raised, what did you raise like 150 grand? Jesus. For this guy, if we're not at 150, we're really, really close. It's incorrect. Nick, by himself, did this. Amazing.

No help from it. By himself. That's amazing. You understand, if not for Nick, this guy would just be on an appa waiting out this storm and apologizing for the rent. Like everybody else, apologizing for being a white Christian successful male who hugs. For the rest of his life. But instead because of Nick and his channel, he raised enough money to sue the fuck out of the astro vans and soy-based

life forms that launched this hashtag at him just to fuck him over, like just because they're so angry at people being successful and representing like some kind of a pure form of caring for each other because they fucking hate that. They absolutely hate that enough to destroy a guy. They, whatever's wrong with them, they need to satisfy it so badly. If, if not for Nick, that, what they would have prevailed, he would be totally devastated. Nobody has the kind of money to fund that, nobody has money to fund that kind of lawsuit.

No, no. So what, I got a question, Nick. So just real quick. So these, I would imagine there's specific stories that have come out, right? From, like you said, both the fans and the actresses, right? What's, was there anything that was like, oh yeah, well like three months ago he did this

or something like that? Because it's like all this stuff, like you said, is it all looking back and then going, well, in hindsight, that was really creepy. Or is there more reason for it? It is. No, it's like six years ago. Well, here, let me tell you one of the stories.

Okay, because he got, he had an HR investigation from Sony, because Sony bought Funimation, right? So Sony HR contacts him and says, we have three incidents to ask you about that have been reported for your work placement as con. Let me give you the best one. This came from Monica Reall, who is the voice of Balma and Dragon Ball recently.

She's also, I mean, she's pretty major. She's in some major roles elsewhere as well, but this is relevant to Dragon Ball, so they're at a convention. They've got tables next to each other. They've got their lines, if people waiting for autographs. And Monica's got a bag of jelly beans. And she says, hey, Vic want a jelly bean? Monica's got a bag of jelly beans. And she says, hey, Vic won't have jelly bean. And he says, well, sure.

So she pulls out the jelly bean. She, no, no. She autographs it, right? And then tosses it to him. Well, he catches it, looks at it, eats it, just flat out. And someone says, well, aren't you worried about the poison from the pen? Because you know, they sign them with like sharpie or whatever. He says, well, at least I can say I've eaten Monica Real.

Okay. And that's the entire story. Prized to you, over. Yeah. You know, nothing sexual about that joke. I'm sure you would never be immediately thinking about going down on a doughey looking ginger, right, when he's got all these insanely hot cosplay brides walking around that he's slaying left and right. That's the worst story. That's, well, the other two, one, one involved a consensual on, on

Funimation Prop. So, you know, basically went up to someone who, who had been talking to for well over a year, had taken out to lunch and dinner on multiple occasions, and went into Funimation, saw, said, hey, can I kiss you? She said, close the door, gave her a kiss, and that was it. Oh my God.

And that's how that one went, which was great. And then the other one, I'm not really supposed to talk about the other one too much, kind of waiting for the court documents on that one, but long story short, it was not on Funimation property, didn't involve a Funimation employee, and there was zero sexual contact, zero even, no kisses, no hugs or anything in that story. It's right. So he made one, he made a crass joke, two, it was a consensual kiss and three,

nothing happened. I don't even know where it was a crash joke. The basic gist of number three is he asked someone if they were interested in in, you know, and maybe maybe messing around and they said, Oh, no, I'm not into you like that. And he said, Oh, sorry. Yeah, that's the long and short of it. Wow. You know, they were trying not to release details on that story because the people involved

have not been vocal. So we don't want to direct any sort of stuff at them. You know, it's because who knows on this stuff. But yeah, so those are the three stories that's pretty wild. The other side's theory, the other side's theory seems to be that there's all these other stories that they just didn't bother investigating, but that doesn't make any sense because why would you investigate these and the actual rape or whatever was written. It's all just... You're breaking up a little bit.

I gotta get going anyway. I have one question for you. Do you think it's possible? Do you think it's probable that Vic has prayed about his predicament and wanting someone to set up a go fund me or help him out in that capacity or alleviate his legal problems in any way. Uh, I, I 100% guarantee he prayed about this, um, when it was happening quite a bit.

Okay. But never about to go fund me. Okay. That was entirely my proposal. Okay. But do you, especially you think you think that your go fund me that you started has probably, has probably abstractly answered his prayers

to some degree, I would say. Would you agree with that? Would you agree with my comment? Okay, check that. Leading the witness. Yeah. No, how would you agree with that? I can tell you, I can tell you a little bit

about what he told me about all this, was that he did pray and that he did feel like at least partly that things were kind of falling into place with me and introducing him to Ty and stuff like that, that that was definitely, he felt like an answer to prayer. Do you think that because you got started with the lawsuit as a result of me, do you think that maybe I, that ultimately God was working through me? 100%.

Yes, that's what I wanted. Okay Nick, come on. Thank you. That's what I thought. That's what I thought was happening. See? Yeah, it definitely is. Hey, but I have to go. I'm so sorry.

Go ahead. Again, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go family obligations. Get out of here. Thank you. I want to have one day. Get out. I like it sound like the army of the 12 monkeys over there. Get out of here. Get the fuck out in here. Well, that's what we get from Nick. Everybody. Oh, I was going to play on a song. Fuck. Fuck. I forgot to play on the song that my room records wrote for. And it might still be here. You might still be here you might still be here here here's the song but hopefully he can listen to it it's called the whiskey drinking lawyer my room records written written especially for Nick Rikita the savior of the savior of I don't know, male genre. Little nod to the Irish, you know. Yeah. Sounds great.

That's great And she handles herself with the grace of one who has born many children As the wife of a law man And she makes sure that he has the time and the place to provide for them there So we're out of time A good job on this one Yes, brother That's right! The ones who have passed you to take the long But we are now Oh the guests are our planet folk From Don't need a grandson They bring that perspective and spice to the mix

But the reason we're here and the one that we'd cheer Is the one who is showcasing our sins career Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, We hear us play me tonight From the wide shores of Nantoo The hills of Glen Limit There's no one who's playing The problem better than me So we're at a glass for the warm sweat pass To make the love what we have now We're all at a shore of the day

We're all at a glass for the warm sweat I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad to be here, I'm so glad I want to think of... Beautiful, beautiful. Beautiful song. Well done. That's heard some of it. He's gone now. Really well made him listen to it on his show. Let's see, who else do we have here?

All right, I'll get... Here's Hazing Cruise. Is that Hazing Cruise you there? Yeah, buddy. I'm here. What's up, man? You've got some, you've got some happenings over from the, the Dickheads podcast. Is that right? Yeah, I think, I think JP's in here too. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think actually a couple of people are in here. Yeah, I have a hard time. I have a hard time following all the drama that's going on over there, but every time JP comes up,

a lot of people want to talk to him. Oh, and I don't think. Oh, that's so. Yeah, I think they have problems with them. Oh, but what we, Hazen Cruz was telling me that what you were on the Dickhead's podcast. Yeah, I was on a list. Yeah, I can't remember. I think it was like 17 or something of it. Okay. Um, the episode mostly seemed to consist of, uh, him asking me why you

won't play his songs and, uh, playing a lot of his songs for me for two hours. And me having to sit there and listen to them. Who is this? And who? Yeah, this is JP. Okay. Did I not play them? Have I not played them? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I've ever heard one. Let me see. Well, sometimes you get a lot of songs at once. I get a lot of songs. I know, like, it's, they've always come from the same place. Well, yeah. And no, and it may, it's, it's probably

not intentional, right? I mean, all right. And, and no, I, I've sent, I've sent tons of shit into Dick and he hasn't played it. I've never once been like, well, it's probably because he doesn't like it or doesn't like me. It's yeah, how many like Dick, how many things do you get like a week? Um, or month? Oh, how many things? How many songs to play? How many like bit songs, everything, contemplation. Probably five songs every week. I try to play all them. They're all, you know, most of them are great. As everybody knows who listens to the show, but there's a lot that come in. A lot of stories

too. A lot of erotic stories, a lot of advice questions, like some of them are two, three pages. I try not to do those. Keep it under, keep it at a page and a half for me to get through it, but it's nothing personal. Alan from NFHC has says that he's asked him the same thing. Alan, are you in here? Unmute yourself. You dick. Yeah, I'm here with something. Yeah, are you saying that J.P. asked you the same thing? Why I haven't played his songs? Yeah, yeah, he asked me the same thing. And what he, he's in cruise. Don't forget, dude, he, remember when he asked you, he's like, hey, well, you send in one of my songs and pretend it's one of yours. Oh, no, no, no, okay.

Look, let's, let's, let's back up here a second. He didn't ask me to send him one of his songs and pretend it was mine. Mine. He just said, hey, will you email dick my song because he'll read your email. He never responds to my. That's different. Yeah, that's different. Uh, all right. Well, let's get him in here.

I know Alan, you had problems with JP in the past. You guys were going to try to set up like a fight, right? This is all I'm done talking to him. It's like I can't stand him. Okay. Hey, Jay, well, let's let's get him on. What about for what about for our music? Yeah, would you do it then?

Yeah, for you guys. Yeah, okay. Thank you. JP, are you there? I'm honored. Yeah, I'm here. What's up, dude? What's up our music? Yeah, would you do it then? Yeah, for you guys. Yeah, okay. Thank you. JP, are you there? I'm honored. Yeah, I'm here. What's up, dude? What's up, man? Okay. What have yours have? And I played. Yeah. Hey JP. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Sean, how you doing? Sorry. I'm just fucking with it. What have I played? I'll play it right now.

Um, I mean, I don't know that they played out like I'm like bitching all the time. We're like so upset that that, that you're not playing. So I'm like, I know you get all kinds of busy emails and tweets and Facebook messages and songs and all kinds of content. So I mean, not all that but her which like trying to figure out, you know, if uh, if it is just the shitty quality or if it's just like, well, let's see. You know, well, no, you haven't heard of it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no, you haven't heard. Yes. Hey, isn't Chris is saying you're you're asking him for the you want a YouTube link or a soundcloud link or what? Yeah, whatever you got whatever you got that I that I don't have to download.

We're gonna do a dry run general. Yeah, stick it in general. Okay. Hey, isn't Chris says you were asking for like two hours. I don't want to make sure that I play it. See, they like it's aating shit, it's hilarious. Yes, it's real funny having to listen to those songs for two hours when I've told you three times, I need to go, I need to get off here, I got stuff to do. All right, is this, wait, what is this song? This is a, Herrera, it was made, the idea was made by Emily Ann Voove.

Oh yeah. You make a carry, sang it, I wrote it all, and it's got the letter that Matt Cux read in the clips. Okay, how many times does it say my action? You know, I try not to say my real name on the show. I know, I know. Does it say that in a song? I've been before I even made the song and you said it's better to not even ask.

We can do a different one though if you want. I'm not singing in it, that's all. Does it say it a bunch? Does it say my it a bunch? Does it say my name a bunch? It never says your first name. It says my last name a bunch. All right.

What do you guys want? It's the title of the song. But sometimes they don't, oh, okay. So it's like the chorus of the song. Yeah, I'll fan it. Oh, no, no. Oh, that's okay. Okay.

Yeah. I got to listen to it. I got feeling comfortable. Yeah, don't do it. Okay. Well, to listen to it on. I got feel uncomfortable. Don't do it. Okay. Let's do it different one then. Because when you let that slide, people start using it more, take a little more. You know, it's not the, it's not the, it's not people who like the show and enjoy the show that I'm worried about.

Right. It's people who are assholes. Of course. I mean, there were, even this week, there's week, there was a thread in the Reddit antifa, where they're talking about new project two and they won't use the name of it, but they're talking about Stone Toss, who's on new project two, who's been banned from everywhere else. And they're talking about finding who owns it and contacting the bank and like all these plans that they've got.

So yeah, they're know, they're stupid. They're stupid enough so that even a tiny bit of making it a tiny bit difficult to figure out how to fuck with me work goes a long way. All right, what's this 80s for parity? That's with some clips of him. You reading the email. Okay. All right. I'm gonna play that. Let's go ahead. Let's play this one. I'll see why I didn't play it, John. I love you, dick. I thought it was cruel that after we broke up, you worked out this really hard and sent me pictures of yourself to taught me like I had a choice in the matter.

I tried so hard back in the day. I don't understand what you meant by. I shouldn't cling to the idea of you. So maybe it will force me to let you go and move on. I was rejected. And you know what? I still don't fully know why. Dick was a friend.

Yeah, he used to be a good friend of mine But literally something's changed Well, he crossed the land Dick has got himself a good friend Was that the back of his mouth? Yeah, I wish I could have fixed it I was just talking to him with those eyes Well, she's loving him with that body

I just know it And he's got too small of a face It ain't right Huh? 84 84 84 Look at our fun, more cans like that Patreon is a charade

What do you think? It's funny Yeah, it's funny. Ladies, girl, this is funny. It's funny. You know what? A far cry from the worst thing we've heard. I'm gonna call my rave of polygist and file over. I just love this clip.

She's cutting me with those eyes. Well, she's loving it with that body. I just know it. Yeah, funny. She's got this world of a yeah Funny It ain't right 80s girl It's funny It's funny

It's the middle section of the story when you're in a little Still funny 80s girl. Still running. You told me that you weren't sure we'd ever get back together and that you'd never even forgiven me. So you're saying there's a change. Now I'm harassing her all the time Mitchell just called her job for me I need money, I'll just earn it from these fines I'll hire a live out to fight for me Tell me so we could work it out

Tell me where you live Tell me where you live With friends now, I just, you know, friendship is about trust And I need you to trust me and tell me where you fucking live Tell me where you live Tell me where you live Tell me where you live Tell me where you live Tell me where you live Tell me where you fucking live right now Tell me where you live

Tell me where you live Tell me where you fucking live right now Tell me where you live Tell me where you live Tell me where you live Tell me where you fucking live right now Tell me where you fucking live Let me in

Let me in Where friends now Let me in If you want a friendship And please just treat me like a friend You can start by trusting me That's all I want and post break up Alright, alright, alright, that's a great song. I apologize for not playing it That's a great song. I apologize for not playing it. That's fine. I am busy. I'm just complaining every day and bitching and everybody like,

oh, why would he notice me? You have asked a lot of people that same question, though. It's a big community. It's a big community. So you ask everybody you talk to about this? The three conversations we've had have all ended with, hey, do you think you could email a dick for me? Hey, do you think you could talk to dick for me? And each time I've told you, just email him. The less one you literally came to me, like dick, once you're on the show to go over a parody. Yeah. For me, it Dick's not I guess communicating to be telling you what he said He said hey, can he also bring this other person on yeah I thought you were trying to get hold of me because of Anthony because you loved his he's my co-host and he did the Aussie song the

Oh, yeah, that was a great song down song. Yeah, oh my god. Oh week me too Week Oh my God, I'm out of my head all week. Me too. Yeah. That was a great song. Week. He's much better at it than me. I'm still new with the whole day. The girlfriend's vacation is dead. Oh, that's so funny.

Yeah. He's in the evening. He's in the evening. He's in the evening. He's spectacular. Oh my God, that's so funny. He's sent a lot in. I think he's in the Charles S. choir.

That song was fucking great. But it was annoying that I had it stuck in my head all week. This is a great song. I apologize for not playing it. I probably didn't play it because I'm a little more wary of songs about people around me and my real name and shit like that. But it's a great song.

Do you guys tell me what makes you a rage JP? Give me some more info on your show, the Dickhead's podcast too. Uh, what do you want to know? Just like plug it. Yeah. Well, there we go, folks. That's, uh, we're having a, we're having a Dr. Nurse and maybe even Kiwi on this week.

We've had Carl recently met cooks all those, um, you had met cooks recently. Yeah, it was actually Uncle Buck and Tab and then we acted like Matt Cooks with somebody else at the Stolen Show. I wish he would call back in, so bad. I miss that guy. Yeah, it was a broad amount of retirement, and we put Uncle Buck and Tab back together in a reunion episode. That's cool.

All right. I just want Tab to call in. I miss that guy. No, no, that's what I mean. That's like, yeah, he doesn't have to be in Outcucks. Tab's fantastic. I was actually on this most recent episode as well with the grants my Other Co-host.

Okay, and where can people go to get the Dickhead's podcast? You can pretty much find it anywhere. The Dickhead's podcast, we've got Patreon SoundCloud, Libson, we're on iTunes, podcast apps, et cetera. Okay, and it's people associated with the show around the show, Colin, and... Yep, other broadcasters that are in your media group and then also some of the bigger names or even some of the smaller names within the mostly the Facebook community, but also just a community

at at large. Well, there we go. Let's check it out, Sean. Let's do a live listen. Are you fighting anybody? I guess not. They mentioned their next episode right after you had a song that they weren't going to do it and you know it's fine whatever. I did apologize for the doxing too mad. Everyone else would they all blocked me so I mean yeah I'm still new to this whole social media thing. So yeah I'm still new to the whole social media thing and I'm not used to fucking trolls and bullies and all that, but I can't now like don't do the trolls and you definitely don't dox anybody's my first time it'll be the last time I'm just not gonna let all these fucks bother me anymore. What is it is a bit counterintuitive to that saying where somebody is which is all publicly available is like a big faux pas. The funny thing is I was just born to like do the right edger so it wasn't a real dox

of you. You didn't know that? Yeah well you did because it made it on the show and you say it in the discord so it's not a matter. After all that, you're still an address though. So I realized I'm a stake there. No, no, he did mean he tried to do it. He's admitting that.

What he fucking policed it. What did he apologize for that? It's not gonna happen again. I'm not a spur key. We, whatever the hell, you know, more to kind of get and it's not going to happen again. Not that fucking. I'm not a spur key. We, uh, whatever the hell, you know, more to kind of get. I'm not calling people's jobs and not going to take it that far. I know when you fuck up, you can learn from mistakes. And I wish other people would, you know, just kind of sucks when you see these other.

Yeah, that's true. I started never, never learning from shit. I started planning for Australia for 2050, too. That's when we're going gonna actually make it there. All right, JP, anything make your rage? Think it over. Yeah, you should kind of, whenever what I was planning on bringing on earlier

is for a rage. What makes your rage is when you're in a sense and you're just suspected for a crime, either people are just a suspect because you were around or it's even worse if someone's actually fucking accusing you of something you didn't do. Just the whole feeling of like, well, I don't know how to prove that I didn't do this thing. And the fucked up thing is the liar and the innocent person are thinking the exact same thing. What do I have to do to convince you

that I didn't fucking do what you think I did? And the liar has a leg up. I mean, the best, in my opinion, the best thing to do, even if you're innocent, is just think like you did it and try to cover it up. Like, because no one, if no one will believe, like, they're going to believe the first thing they hear anyway. I was, I've been watching the making a murderer documentary with 80s girl. So I'm like reliving this psychotic abuse of power and the conviction that the families

of the victims have. And even the victim herself in that movie is like, you fucking did it. I have a memory like a steel trap, and I know you did it. Then he gets DNA exonerated 20 years later. And she's like, oh, you know, that was my bad And then after all that the new family the new making a murder of the new murderers the new alleged murderers families Like he fucking did it. I fucking know it. It's like are you guys just repeat this shit endlessly? You can't pump the brakes on the conviction for a second. Yeah, yeah

That's it's a positive huge flaw in the human being that we've given ourselves. And I know, especially with your lawsuit, like you know you had no reason to be worried or feel guilty whatsoever for all that bullshit, but it still just has that weird feeling or something. Like maybe I did just something wrong. Like maybe this actually is actually gonna work

this crazy motherfucker. Right, no, you're absolutely right. If the longer you get accused of it, the more you just feel like you are guilty somehow, you start internalizing it. Absolutely. And that's a big, you know, a lot of studies on, you know, people who are treated a certain way start to behave in that manner. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like, so it's like, you start, you do, you start to internalize it. I think that's what's going to drive shootings, these crazy, like future shock shootings that like these, these guys, the shoot, the synagogue guy and the New Zealand guy are not fighting for a caliphate. They're, they're, they've, they've had their minds compressed by a pressure cooker until they just exploded and are, exploded in mindless, directionless rage that cannot be quenched or reasoned with or satisfied in any way.

I think it's going to get a lot because the more of them there are, the harder they're going to crank it down. I think the, yeah, the exactly what you're saying, the treatment of them as fringe groups will make them, will make them fringe groups. Yeah, they've, you know, a lot of those studies and stuff come from housing projects, inner cities, a lot of very, very poor black communities, where it's like, and they're treated like they're not quite human. And they're treated like they're criminals,

they're treated as like, you will start to act that way if you're told that you're that that many times, if you're treated like that that many times. Yeah. Like you said, the more it's like, well, if you're treated like that that many times. Yeah. Like you said, the more it's like, well, I musta fucking, maybe I did do something. Maybe I, you know, I am a bad guy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This guy, Nick was talking about this, what I meant to, like you brought it up earlier, the whole Nick, the brony, Brody guy, or whoever that guy was, who's being accused of all this shit, like, yeah. Vicusanya. It's just ridiculous. I mean, how do you prove your innocence

if you are innocent? And it's just stupid. Yeah. All right, get out of here, JP. Thanks's just ridiculous. I mean, you know, do you have you prove your innocence if you are innocent? It's just stupid. Yeah. All right. Get out here. Thank you. Thanks. Thanks. And if they see for bringing me on the Diction of Twice, I appreciate it, guys. Oh, this was a man. You're going to question free. Jay. I haven't done real quick. Okay. What's up? When are you recording Dix audio book? We're fairly in the process. Well, you're re-releasing his discontinued shirts on your website. Oh, I'm sure that's not happening. I'm sure the discontinued shirt thing is not happening. No, the audio work, I don't know on the rights for.

I'll try to get in contact with the story. I don't I don't know on the rights for I wish that I could I'll try to get in contact with the publisher. Yeah. Yeah. I called tomorrow actually. I'm now that a Erie Storrick told me something about some other audio book that they're making. Yeah. For some other book. He said, you just got to call the publisher.

I was like, okay, well, I'll try at least, but at the very least, someone put this together and just send it to Dick and let him have it as a nice little thing. No, no, no, no, I can't obviously I can't release any kind of audio book. Any it is a nice little thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Blightner, uh, fucking, uh, dummy pace. It was mad. Oh, man. It all have the audio quality of the phone. But now you, because of who's on it, then you will, you will. No, I know you, it's that's the worst part. I love it. But I can't release it. No, no, I'm not making it to release. Just read what I'm saying. I can't do it, but I can't control what, you know, as I always said, I can't control what fans do.

No, that's your not responsible. You're not responsible. And it's hard to do what they made. I'm gonna say that you're not responsible. You're not responsible. And it's hard to do what they made. I'm gonna say that you're not responsible. You're not responsible.

And it's hard to do what they made. I'm gonna say that you're not responsible. And it's hard to do what they made. I'm gonna say that you're not responsible. And it's hard to do what they made. I'm gonna say that you're not responsible. And it's hard to do what they made. I'm gonna say that you're not responsible. And it's hard to do what they made. I'm gonna say that you're not responsible. And it's hard to do, I see, I see, I see, I hung in too. Right?

All right. What are you guys and if Alan, what are you up to? What do you got going on? Anything? Nothing, nothing really going on. I was just coming on to help out his increase. Bus balls. I appreciate you.

Just the bus balls. Hey, fuck, I was going gonna ask him again and I forgot. Why does he call his girlfriend 70s girl? Drives me crazy. I don't know. This is got a big old bush at all. Like, don't you guys think that's a little fucking weird? I mean, she was born in 77.

My girlfriend was born in 88. I don't call her 80s girl. There's a guy sitting three feet from me who's pissed on a midget. That's what that's cool. In a micro or G. So I don't have to get a lot of weirdness. I think that's a lot of weird dick. Yeah, I think that's pretty normal.

Pissed on a midget is less weird than calling your girlfriend 70s girl. No, I don't think there's anything weird about that. Maybe she's got a huge bus. I think that's less weird. All right, you guys, you guys are just a couple of haters. I'm sorry. All right, get out of here. Hey, Zinc, you got anything?

Literally. Let's see, let's see. Just making my videos on YouTube, man. I was gonna check them out. We're just did one on Terence Sanchez, who's coming after your kids to turn them into Cam girls, turn them into cosplay girls. Oh, really? Yeah, we need to bring.

We're free. He brainwashes these kids when they're like 14, 15 brings them to Brooklyn and then feeds them shrooms and MDMA till they can't fucking think and then turns them into fucking retard cosplay girls on these. What? Yeah, really fucking like I'm not even fucking trying to show my channel. This is a real danger. I want people to fucking know about like, I'll post the link in here. Does he need investors? I think he's got an inheritance he's working through,

but he's got to burn through that pretty quick. So yeah, maybe she can contact with them. Terence Sanchez, yeah, I posted in there so I can see it. Wow. Antoine says plug ninjas versus wizards. Awesome. Yeah, ninjas versus Wizards, I guess. The fuck is Rantoy's. They talk about Naruto.

Oh, yeah. And he does, and this is like a serious thing. He's, and he can do, he has a lot of fun. He has a lot of fun. He has a lot of fun. He has a lot of fun. He has a lot of fun. He has a lot of fun.

He has a lot of fun. He has a lot of fun. He has a lot of fun. He has a lot of fun. He has a lot of fun. He has a some of my own personal research. And it's just put in a video form because I feel like there's some people who will digest that information. Oh, yeah. Better that way. Yeah.

Because this, like I agree with Nick, this is a real monster this out there. No shit. No shit. This fucking brainwashing kids on anime forums and bringing them into this weird cult. There's like an audio call in this video that I play. This guy fucking some girl who's talking about all the shit to a guy who's calling her worried about her ever since she went to Brooklyn. You've been acting like a weird drugged up zombie kind of thing.

It's like audio from them to the Hebrew courted. Wow. What does what does Terence Sanchez say about this? I don't know. He's trying to say he's threatening to sue Nick Monroe over it and he sort of threatened to sue me on Twitter, but then he fucking backed off because there's he can't find the good luck serving the asshole. Good luck fucking finding out where I'm at. Yeah. Well, I got to follow up on this. All right, man, get out of here. Thank you for

thank you for relaying this information and making this possible for me. No problem, be good to dick. All right, see you, Hayden Kriss. Okay, everybody, this has been the Dicks Show. Thanks, everybody who called in. Thank you, Ranger. Sean, of course.

It's been the Dicks Show. Dick.show, thedickshow.com, Patreon.com, slash the Dicks Show. See you next Tuesday. This is Maddox Lost. Chip, this is Maddox Lost. Chip, tune by the wild, the Wild Matsu. There you go. Okay, I have got reverence, rever we don't have a Facebook page. I like Reverend Scott. I like Reverend Scott.

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I got dropped off of my parents' house and I went up to my bed, threw up in my own bed, and the dog jumped up in bed with me and ate it. And I also pissed off a buddy when I was in a bar with him. I threw up into my own shirt pocket and passed out. I'm sorry, I'm passing there. He took me home and while I was being drunkenly walked out, a girl my buddy was trying to Macon asked as she could get my number from him because I was too drunk to answer her. But the worst time wasn't to me specifically, but a buddy I'll just call

Michael. When my friends and I were still 21, we'd sometimes just bring booze over to my parents house, get tanked and just crash there for the night. One night Michael got particularly sloshed and gets up at the middle of the night and wanders into my parents' bedroom. He wakes them up and asks them where the bathroom is. He immediately throws up all over their bedroom floor and bed. My dad nearly threw him out the fucking window. The only other similar story is when I went to Vegas with my wife a few years ago. I told her I didn't care what stupid ass shows she drugged me to as long as I got to see pen and tell her. So we get tickets early in the day and I do a fair amount of pre-game drinking before the show.

Sure, I also get a captain and coke when I show up at the show before I take my seat. I kind of take some big gulps as I'm washing and pause before I swallow each time as I easily get distracted by the show. Once such time I take a big naufull my drink and something really funny happens and I do a literal spit take and shower the lady in front of me with a fine mist of rum and coke. She feels her hair with her hand and thoughts start to turn around so I think fast. And I turn around also and act as though if I To you find out there's absolutely no one sitting behind This guy's Come back with a proper segment with sound clips and all that shit of some anniversary show

But until then go fuck yourselves. He's a love guy Very good. Oh, yeah. Who else is that? Who else is that? Why don't you have a Viking funeral for my balls? Why don't you just send them out to see, set them on fire, and watch them just get ashy? They're not as well, because they're never going to do anything. Yeah, that's true.

You know, funny story. So, you know, I'm kind of a piece of shit, sex addict. Right. My brother is actually a virgin. Oh my god. Yeah. He's the same age as me too. He's a year younger. How old are you? I just turned 29. Oh, okay. He's a 28 year old virgin. Yeah. Why pretty pretty rare. Yeah, I would say it is very especially with a guy like me and your family like. You think he'd at least get some hot up in it. Yeah. Yeah. No, he, he is the good one. He makes a lot more money than I do. I wouldn't say he's better looking. It's even harder to avoid getting laid then. What is his deal? We haven't figured it out yet. Like actually in our circle of friends, like we've talked about buying him a hooker

and just not telling him. Does he just have a different, I mean, a much different personality, I would assume, right? I mean, he's very much so. Like, you know, we all grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons playing video games constantly. He was a lot more hardcore into it, you know,

during, you know, in school, when I'd be eating lunch and making out with, you know, the math. He'd be eating math. He'd be in the video game club playing Super Smash Brothers. So he's just kind of in that. Yeah, maybe he's extremely introverted, but not comfortable, you know, but that's he liked those heaky mooryverted, but probably not comfortable, you know, but does he like does hekey moori guy those Japanese guys that like don't ever leave their apartments? Oh, that's a thing. He brews his own beer. He goes out. He parties. He's you can hang with them. Like you and your circle of friends or whatever you guys can hang. Absolutely. He just has no interest in getting laid. But how has a woman not nabbed him?

Because that's what I'm trying to figure out. They'll eventually want to grab you. Is he on any medication that would kill libido? Nope. Is he gay? Nope. And will he make comments about women? Yes.

He's a very nice guy, but he will also be like, man, fuck that bitch. Yeah, that's, I mean, that comes from a sexual place. Fuck that bitch. Sean, I know. I keep trying to get him to join the virgin contest, but he's like, no, I'm not a virgin. I'm like, dude, I'm not a virgin. I'm like, dude, I know you, you are. Okay. So he's something that it's like, well, yeah, like, okay, he's got a couple of stories that are like, yeah, yeah. I don't know. And the only reason I'm burning him out right now is because he listens to the show. Oh, great.. Yeah. All right. Sure, you'll love this. He's he's gonna call me and he's

gonna let you son of a bitch. Uh, yeah. Well, well, yeah, I don't know if he's actually a virgin. He says he's not. He says he's not. And I believe it. And I need to see it. We're gonna need to see it. Okay, if you got to push some, push some rope in there, we got to see it, we got to confirm it. She's us. We need to certify it. Okay, let's see here. What makes me a rage is opting out. Yeah. I just spend about two hours going through Google and finding all kinds of new ways

that they have started tracking my shit, saving my information. I didn't know about before. What you have to do to opt out is just go to this one simple page where you have to search to find what you need to click it which takes you to another page which is completely different that you have to search all the way at the bottom which takes you back to the first page because there was a different spot that you didn't look at yet. Route you through the A as they give up.

Everything that I do. Yeah. I hope I don't get caught doing all the stuff that I do. But if I do, the police have instant access to all of that. I wonder if I'm going to not use this stuff. There's no way. They have all my text history they have all my call history Google stamps on Facebook everybody has everything but you can opt out you can even delete it if you want oh yeah yeah right to privacy. And we gotta start making.

What do we gotta do? We gotta start making less shitty legal. Got to, got to, got to, got to, cause surveillance ain't going away. No, this is shit. And I don't want it to. I mean, we all, we all subject ourselves to it. Oh, big time.

The odds of, the odds of it paying off in my favor are much higher than the odds of it hurting me. Like the odds of it paying off in my favor are much higher than the odds of it hurting me. Like the odds of surveillance confirming my innocence, I believe are higher than confirming my guilt. Well, because you, because I'm not committing crimes. It precisely. Right. And I'm, and other people are more convinced of their lack of criminality than I am. So you know it's not going away.

Yeah. Because these people believe it to be, because these people believe it to be the world. So we have got to make less shit illegal. It's so important. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

There are just some things that are illegal that are just absolutely silly. Or else, it's like you go to the doctor. If you go to a doctor, you will have something. Everybody in the world, no matter what, has something in the end of all time because we're these disgusting, multicellular beings, where more germs than human cells. Cosellular. Degraiding. Yeah, I mean, and I don't want a situation where every single person in America is committing

a law of some kind. Yeah. Okay, so. You know, there's those red lights at the beginning of freeways. Yeah. Oh, do you actually stop? No, I've never stopped for those. Never one.

And you know, apparently you can get a ticket for not doing that. 500 bucks. Like every time I go through on a calculate, how much it's costing me if I eventually get pulled over to just tell myself that it's okay to run it. This week alone, five grand, at least what if I eventually get caught I want to know how much it cost me to go through each time I get down to a nickel.

It's like nothing. Nothing. Let's see. Speaking of cars. Hey, Dick. These self-driving cars aren't ever going to come about in the mainstream because otherwise, how are the current insurance companies going to give my $195 per month insurance premium?

They're lobbying against a big time. Yeah. They'll be electric car and the self-driving car. And that's all. Yeah. Talk to you later. I mean, I, I, it's probably right. I can't see any like flaw in his logic. I mean, we know that they're, they're absolutely lobbying and writing laws.

And yeah, yeah, well, of course they wouldn't want it. We know that they're absolutely lobbying and writing laws. Yeah. Well, of course they wouldn't want it. Yeah. They're gonna end up with some kind of subsidized fee like farmers growing corn. Like, wow, we can't just let them go out of business. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow, what a neat coincidence.

We can turn this into a poisonous sugar substitute. Great, an addictive sugar substitute. Wow. Thanks a neat coincidence. We can turn this into a poisonous sugar substitute. Great, an addictive sugar substitute. Wow, thanks a lot, guys. Maybe we'll have to get mandatory insurance on other stuff in the future. Yeah, they'll just, they'll diversify under what the, they'll wrap it into Obamacare. Something.

I read something on why the housing market isn't gonna crash again. And the article made the point of saying, it was a big publication deal. It wasn't some crackpot. That the reason there are less bankruptcies now is in part because of Obamacare. And it was like a 50% decline. I don't know if that's the same as like a stretch to me. It doesn't seem to, yeah, I don't know.

From 2010 to like 2016. Oh, there's a decline because, partly because of Obamacare. Like, what do you mean partly? What part of that? Throw it in there. Everybody already likes the word. So we just, if, as soon as we find a word we like, we pile things on to it until the word breaks. Hey, I'm going to fucking rage for you. Dick, if you bought a gas can recently, I swear to God these things are fucking bullshit now

I need to my car breaks down. Well not break down. Well got a gas right get off the road Go to a gas you ran it out of gas Get the target it and being you know empty plastic in a No, no fucking three-part process. When interlocking mechanical parts off the out, so you can't set shit on fire on a chair, but it doesn't fucking work. God damn it.

And of course, I have no idea what gasoline will God damn it. Yeah. Fuck it. Fuck it. You're not the dangerous enemy. A champion plastic container. Yeah. There is a clontainer. Yeah.

There is a clitoris in there now. You've got to, it's like a woman, a little tiny woman wearing the tightest jeans you've ever seen to get gas in a gas tank now. Do you not, have you ever tried to use one? You've got a, took a gas can? A gas can, a plastic can,

you've got to squeeze the tab, lift the lever, and then use your, grow a third hand out of your ass to pour it in to shove it into the hand out of your ass to pour it in to shove it into the vacuum seal of your car and put it all the way. I haven't used a new gas can. Don't ever. This is what you do. Go to the gas station, but I did, this guy ran out of gas and I drove him to the gas station

and then he goes, oh, do you have a gas, do you have a gas canister? Why the fuck would I have a get, hold on, come on. So we go into the gas station. I bought a one gallon arrowhead bottle like the kind with the crappy flimsy thing on the top, dumped it out on the street, walk over to the thing, push it in and fill it up. It's only a dollar and you don't have to deal

with any of the cat's cradle horse shit that comes in a modern plastic gas container to protect you from yourself. He's totally right. Oh, they're terrible. My, my, my gas gauge is broken. It, it stops at a 16th of a tank. Oh, yeah.

Like, I know if I'm getting anywhere near there, it's time to fill up. Sure. And I, I keep one of those $40 fucking dollar, two and a half gallon gas cans in the back of it only because, know what maybe I'll fuck up I'll get drunk and forget to fill up my truck. It's terrible. I hate it. Whoever came out with those should burn. I don't even know why they exist like that. It's a container. Yeah. Hey Jake and Sean, anybody's listening. I was reading and I didn't send this. Okay, there's a message.

I'm leaving the voice now because it's open anybody. Um, post that on one of my way through time. I was reading another restaurant time. Post with it. Uh, as unique, anybody wants to come up to Reno. Well, I've been doing a bikini, like, competition. She's been fucking training like crazy. Wow.

And, uh, I don't know, whatever. Do you even want to come? I'd like to. Wow. And I don't know whatever. Do you even want to come? I'd like to go to an IRC. Me too. I've been to Reno friends. You can't find out what my name is in IRC from the black. They say the fucking retarded. Oh, why is this? Why is he really like you and you and you and so are said is why shouldn't be a competition? June 8th. June 8th, Motherfuckers. June 8th, you never in the Reno? I never have, have you? Yeah, I go through every time I go to Burning Man. It's the last stop. Oh, gotcha.

That's the last big city on the way. That's where we stop at the Walmart. What's the call the biggest little city in the world? Yeah, they do. They do. Sure, let's give it a shot. Let's see what's going on. June 8th.

June 8th, go check out Andrew from Eugene, Oregon's wife. Make a party of it. Get loaded, stay at a casino. Does she have friends that are in the water sports? Let's find out. Let's find out. It's a mid-jury. It's a mid-jury contest. I've just got a little bit of a deal. I'm already into the episode where you were talking about student loans. There was a lot of sh shooting on college students. And I understand the apprehension of wanting to not go off on a spree of not all, not all, not all,

and you want to get to the point. But there have been many times on many episodes where you've been shooting on what is air quotes all college students. And I understand that you understand that it really isn't all college students. Some of us are, you know, in the trenches working our asses off, working many hours a night and we're not here to just have an adult daycare for the next four years of our lives. We're here to really propel ourselves into powerful careers like engineering or data analysis or computer structures or something important that we want to do with our lives. He's stemmed out of the internships and things like that.

And we're being harmed by this system that you're describing where the universities are having tons of money come in for offering all sorts of ridiculous fucking stupid-ass degrees like fucking, I don't know, feminist dance theory. It's ridiculous, and I know you understand that, and it's almost hurtful to hear you not even acknowledge the fact that in our age space, we were trying to use college to their benefit to better their lives and try to propel themselves forward and get out of their economic situations anyways, man, love the show Okay, let me

spec let me clarify I mean yeah for starters, I don't the amount of hard work that people do does not matter. You can run yourself. Slaves work really hard. They do. The guy's building iPhones in China work really fucking hard. But if we don't take a step back and look at what system you're committing all those

hours to, you will have spent your entire life in the service of funding debt that has been, that has been accrued by a generation before you. When the price of education started to skyrocket in like what the 70s, whenever they started just, and every, every administration just gives out more and more student loans, right? Because the colleges are there lobbying for them to do so, which is why I fault them, which is because they are the vanguard of thought of thought and thinking and because we've given that, we've given academia, the stewardship of our collective thinking, they are guilty

and that, they are guilty morally, but they are also financially responsible for being the ones lobbying for the affordable prices that they jack up only because the free money is available. Whatever the price was in the 70s before it started skyrocketing, skyrocketing, tracking inflation is what it probably should be now and every bit that's on top of that is What is what has been subsidized by you and your kids? It is not you are not taking and I cannot say this with more confidence. You are not taking my money. My money is well protected by the Federal Reserve

and their cranks of boom and bust because it's in the fucking stock market. What is being taken is your future. So if it sounds like what I'm saying is harsh and it's all students and this and that, you know what you're there for. If you're in college, you know you are there. Whatever the difference in college is, whatever you're there for as training, whatever you're

there for to get in education, that is not experience or that is not the college experience or the certification that you have been able to go through college, that amount that you think you're there for, you're paying for all three. I don't know if that makes friends, but it's like the TriForest in Zelda. You've got the TriForest of learning,

you've got the TriForce of learning. You've got the triforce of having a college experience and acting like a 13th grader, a 13th to an 18th grader, and then you've got the third heat, the third triforce of this is a certificate that you need that you have to pay for to enter the upper echelons of society because we have decided it to be so, and it's a massive scam.

Two out of three of those are completely worthless and you are paying for all three. You do not have the choice. So no matter the more you place your identity in the one, the more committed you are to this system that is fucking over you. The debt that you are accruing, the student debt that you are,

that is being generated to the sum of $1.5 trillion, you will pay off income tax and debt and interest for your life and your kids life. And there is nothing, I can say to us, there's nothing I can do to stop it, other than to completely divest in the entire illusion of college as it is today, because you understand it's two out of three.

It's not that some of you are good in being there, it's that the entire system is targeted towards a huge majority of people in college who are like that value piece that engineers are going therefore shrinks every day. There is a finite amount of knowledge you can get in four years and I'll be honest, I don't think you need to go to college to get it.

I think you could get it taking a year off and working at the job that you want or if you're if you can't like if you're some kind of like superstructure industrial engineer, you can get it. You don't it not every sphere of knowledge in in in human and only be gotten from a university in four years. Yeah. Not feminist interpretive dance and architectural mega-structured design cannot does not happen to be the same amount of time

It's just that that's what it can be sold as Well again, but that's gonna take some of that's gonna take a a change in societal perception Which is tough because it's you got the colleges lobbying for it. I'll tell you more that we are the vanguard of all knowledge. Only the elite people and it happened. That is why you have Trump and that is why you have AOC. Yeah. It happened.

It happened that culture decided something needed to change. And since we just we can't change the system because that's what we're invested in. You changed the people. The people. And we divided ourselves into these two abjectly retarded parties of Trump and AOC. And that is the, that is the base who had their future robbed and who's walking around fucking in the dark knowing that like this guy, they're committed to something good and genuine

and bettering themselves, but not seeing that the other side of it is, it is not possible. The way you have it set up and by defending it at all, you're perpetuating the problem. That's what I think about it anyway. Fucking homeboy is the problem because I do structural steel for a living. Right.

I work with engineers who think, oh, you see this seven eighths bolt, it can totally go into a one inch slot. Fuck you, no, it can't. It really cannot. I have built massive structures that, because I do high rises. All those big tower cranes, you see an LA.

Right. I've probably peed on something over there, not a woman, but one of the pieces of steel. One of the buildings. One of the buildings. But seriously, these engineers, and like this guy came in and said, oh, well, you're making fun of this. I'm trying to make, I'm trying to make a difference.

Have you ever actually gone on to a job site? And well, you as an engineer can understand where I'm coming. I had to drop out, yeah, and it was very beneficial. Dropping out and actually working for you was extremely beneficial. Having graduated with no job experience would have been a disaster for me. And homeboy can play, oh, you're making fun of my whole life. Yeah, I'm making fun of your whole life because you're probably a piece of shit who's never picked up a wrench in his life.

I'm fine. I don't have any problems with him, but it is not my money and my future that's at stake. It's yours. It's yours. I'm also a combat veteran. You know how much shit I hear from the college kids? Well, you're a baby killer.

Yeah, I've probably fucked it to one or two too. So, kiss my ass. What do you mean? No, I just like saying shit to just make these people's heads explode. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna, yeah. Well, maybe it will. All right, let's do one more.

It's college, man. Forget's do one more It's college man forget it Jake It's college Hey, dick your mother fucker. Thanks to the show. Thanks for continuing the show no matter how many fuck-ups you have Thanks for keeping it a running I'm calling you from a bar in a washroom while I take a piss. Oh, thank you. I had too many beers tonight. Yes No, will I have more? Yes, probably probably Just wanted to let you know that we're thankful for the show. We're thankful for your efforts. We're thankful for Sean's efforts Thank you

Me too Carl I don't like to have after me too. Actually, Carl from 150 plus episodes. Yeah, yeah, thank you. That'll be Sean. I'll be hosting the show on his own by then. Carl from

not likely. Carl from who these podcasts coming in next week. And he's going to bring some clips from Maddox's new show. Excuse me, George's new show. Oh great. Godzilla versus podcast zero. Right. By George Azenian.

Yes. Where George tries to bang his co-host, Haley Mancini, where he tries to get a little closer, he tries to get a little closer to the hole every week. Should be fun. I can't wait. Last week, Jordan Morris was on, I'll get into this more next week,

but one of these UCB co-cuckers that like, Asterios has been on his show three times. The guy who's done, he's done, he's worked on nerds a bunch of times. Like I have personally met him. Yeah, sure. And know him would know on site. Yeah.

Just there shooting the shit with his buddy George. Oh. That's how life for you, man. Yeah, I know it is. Now I have a 3D printer. Oh, ho, ho. Howdy Dick Seaned friends. Got a 3D printer. Oh, ho, ho. Howdy Dick Shondead friends. Got a 3D printer at Christmas time,

a Christmas time, excuse me. And I've been trying to figure out how to monetize it. So I learned how to make lithophans. From there, I figured out how to paste them together to make light boxes. Oh, cool. I've been a huge fan since back in the biggest problem days. So I figured you'd be a good person to make one for.

It's got optional lids for Nick Rackets and coconuts if he ever decides to start calling in again if he or him ever starts deciding. Boy. Gotta get them re-pronounced. That's a big decision though, isn't it? It's like a Keenzeny era for liberals. Today I'm putting he-him on my profile.

I've been showing it off in the Facebook group and I've got a request or two to make, I've got a request to make one or two with pictures of titties of which I approve. Oh, yeah, that would be great. I guess theoretically I could make them with pictures of friends or family or whatever but hell, I'll make, I'll make them with anything that is an outright illegal in the US. I'm not squeamish in money's tight. You know, it makes me rage.

Multi-level marketing suckers. Sure, every person except the asshole selling the training are losing their asses, but I'm sure you'll be the exception. Yeah, they really are stupid. Walking around with a blank brainwash, looking their eyes, bothering their friends and family, and ultimately winding up living in a van down by the river, because they had to purchase minimum amounts of shit that nobody wants every month.

I suppose my secondary minor race, they've got the no domestic abuse bumper stickers on cop cars, but they don't have no herbal life. I think that one could actually work. If your friend's wife is trying to sell your wife something. Yeah. She's ripping you off. Yeah. Tell her to go eat shit.

Right. Sensey and tuppleware parties. Yeah. And it's all the same. I suppose my secondary minor rage is having a broken printer that I have to shove the paper through manually, which is why I'm keeping this short, keep up the great work. I look forward to the show of your week, and I also love listening to or watching any of those tons of creators I learned about on the show.

I'll pound a shot for you. So in Cheers Ross Lane, PS running out of printer ink every five minutes. Pisses me off too. This is his. You see it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't bother to print a new one. He just said, ah, fuck it. That's ready to go. Well, he probably didn't have printer ink. That's true.

So wait, so what did you send you? He sent you a light box of light box. Yeah, let me set it up for you. So you can see it. Yeah, Rage, I don't think you're on here. I probably won't be. I probably won't be. Probably meant no offense.

You know how many people have been like, who the fuck are you on the Discord? I'm doing one of this, right now. All right, here is. So we've got. Wow, that's cool. Man, it just right now. All right, here is. Wow, that's cool. It does look like a lithograph. Oh, look at that. Look at it on the screen.

Dude, it's bad. That looks fucking cool. Yeah, that's cool. Oh, wait a minute, you got me. Oh, yeah, you can. Whoa. Wow, cool. It's got that straight DV action.

That is fucking really cool. It looks like Sepi-a. Yeah. That is awesome. Oh, It looks like Sepia. Yeah. That is awesome. Oh wow, in the Dixia. Oh wow, go. There's a stereo on top. I don't know.

Oh wow. Turn it right. Oh, check it out, I am on there. Look at that. That is really cool. And here's Nick. Oh man, cute. Wow.

Wow, look at that. That's great. And he can put tits on here. Oh, that's cool. That's great. And he can put tits on here. Oh, that's cool. That's how a gentleman beats off with a 3D backlit lithograph. Yes. All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, before I forget, I got one. I don't think I've ever remembered to do one of these. But I finally fucking remember this is from Sarah Jane Beachham. Hey, dick, my name is Sarah Jane. I just wanted to send you a quick message that I hope will ease your mind and lift your spirits. My husband, James Beachham, is a big fan of his show.

When he found out you were coming to Australia, he was so excited. Ah, however, quickly realized that we wouldn't be able to afford plane tickets as well as the show. He was really bummed out, so I got an extra part-time work and managed to buy flights, and a ticket to your show is a birthday present since it's his birthday on the 29th of this month.

That's tomorrow. When I told him he got super excited and couldn't wait, he wasn't concerned that you couldn't make it. And neither was I. We understand that these things can happen. I just picked him up for the airport. He couldn't wait to tell me all about it,

how he met it up with some other fans for dinner. Before hand, that he bought a stubby holder holder beer, Koosie from the merch table. I would love one of those. It looked great. And then he had a chat with Sean afterwards and then he got to have a quick chat with you via webcam and ironic joke about Johnny Depp. I think I remember that. James explained that during the show, some of the fans were verbally upset with you about

the, oh, well, verbally upset with you about the situation that you looked sad, maybe even guilty. So I wanted to send you this message to tell you wasn't there fault. Well, it well, verbally upset with you about the situation that you look sad, maybe even guilty. So I wanted to send you this message to tell you wasn't it, well, it was, but that's okay. And I'm from a household with low income. Oh, the trip was well worth it. You made a positive difference, not just from my husband, but your fans in general. And for that, I thank you.

I hope this message reaches you. Thanks again, Dick, for everything you do and try to do. Good luck with your show. And we're looking forward to seeing you in Australia sometime in the future. Happy birthday, James. Sorry, I couldn't be there, but at least I can give you that. I think that's two down in my name, is Earl, list of making it up to the TV. Yeah. Happy birthday, buddy. I got so many sentiments like that. Yeah. 798 go. All right, everybody. See you next week. See you. Bye-bye.

that 798 go. All right, everybody. See you next week. See you. Bye-bye.