The Dick Show - Episode 158 - Dick on Derailment

Episode Date: June 11, 2019

Super Hot VR and "Don't do it without me", how to propose to your girlfriend, derailment, depression and Boomeritis, a teetotaler water shortage, injuries while working out, The Great Awokening, chicks looking at the phone in their pictures, millennials giving up liquor, how to spot a ho, the Bicycle Boys last ride, and Chris the Kiwi gets catfished again; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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from Mount Bunker deep in the hardest city of failure, I'm your host, Nick Mash, it's an AK, the $20 million man. Photo America's worst Mexican 10 weeks running. Joining me is always is world famous, world touring LA based comedian Sean, the audio engineer. Hello dick. Hey, what's up buddy, wow.

Those kids to be here, great bonus episode. Yes. Great bonus episode. I don't know if I was talking about guests. A lot of guests. Going to be in the cold open. A lot of guests. A lot of experts.

Oh, man. People who are their witnesses. Expert testimony. Yeah. Witnesses. Characterimatic reincarnation. We had Mad Cucks calling in. We had a clown.

To Glow. We had a guy who tried to serve Landau with his degree from clown law school who called in and told us the story of trying to do that. We had a multiple wild hissoca actual eyewitness testimony from the sanctions event. We had the guy who I forget his name who actually interviewed Landau. Bicycle boys was back. The bicycle boys were back.

There were multiple cat shit consumption jokes. Mad cucks called into Glout who will be in Vegas. If you don't have your Vegas tickets by God, get them immediately. I can taste the cigarettes in my mouth. I can taste the indoor cigarettes. Indoor cigarettes are different than outdoor cigarettes. They're sophisticated, like a gentleman.

It's the only place in the world, in the maybe the universe where you don't have to be sequestered to a little outline, like a little square outline of where it used to be your freedoms. Dead they pack 20 guys in there. You see the Dodger Stadium smoking area. Oh, they so sad. They might as well just put,

they just build a wall around them for God's sake. You can't even see them, like, come on. Pariahs them. So it's so bad how they treat the smokers, the smokers that tobacco that built this country. Man, tobacco was a, it was a, it was a cash crop. Terrible, but didn't, not in Vegas. Get your tickets to road rage, road rage Vegas.

The Postrophosis is gonna be there, Mad Cux. Reminder of a time gone by. Great bonus episode. Mad Cux was obviously a huge asshole for calling and gloating about the sanctions denied. Yep. Sanctions denied. The whole episode is based on sanctions denied because I didn't want to talk about it today

because it's too fucking depressing. Yeah. And it's just, it's just so dumb. Just the whole, the reasons, the laziness, the, the laziness. I can't, I can't be bothered. Life, life's all there. Lifetime Democrat judge, judge Dickless or Andrew Borock, as he wants to be called throwing pro throwing pronouns into the mix. We don't know for sure that Maddox doesn't want to be referred

to as a she stumped by life lifelong donating Democrat, Andrew Borock, judge Dickless done. Just seems that way. After the 99th yard line, the guy who is basically using his judgeship just to make a leap into politics. Just to seem important, because he's not the anti-dump. The celebrity chef reject Andrew Borat. Or what's Andrew Borat? What's his name? Andrew Borat.

Borac. Oh, Borac. Yeah. Andrew Borat. I don't even know Borac. Yeah, Andrew Borat. I don't even, yeah. It's bad, but we got Nick's expert testimony. Not a fun episode. Yeah.

So apparently it's fuck Ramos too. You know, I don't, I don't know if I necessarily buy into that. Yeah. Well, because kickin' the can down the, like I don't agree with the idea that Ramos should accelerate justice because he has cancer. But they postponed it.

Right? Multiple times. So why was a normal? What's that? That's normal though. Like it seems in all my interactions with the law, it seems like endless postponements is normal. But why?

Because you got so backlogged on stuff. Because we have a hard on in America for the retarded. Yeah. Which Maddox is, which Land Out is, we just can't, one, I just, I want the keys for one day. We should. We need one more efficient just to go like just to round them up into camps.

Too bad, you were asleep at the switch. Just, I know, I'm with you. Opposite, I'll go door to door. Hi, it's opposite day. Right. Would you like me to shoot you in the head? No, bam, sorry. I cleaned the guy, Dick Masters,

and cleaned up America in one week. Yeah. And door to door saying, it's opposite day. Would you like me to shoot you in the head? Right. And he fucking, he fixed 99% of all problems in America. Gone. Unemployment. Gone.

Isn't that what Giuliani did in New York City? I think he did. Well, almost seemed to just seem to disappear. I don't know. Would you like me to, it's opposite day. Opposite day. That's the biggest to, it's opposite day, opposite day. That's the biggest solution in the universe, opposite day. Highest, opposite day.

Are you going under for surgery, sir? I just wanna tell you that it's opposite day. Would you like me to sterilize your dumb ass while you're under? No, got it, right. Problem solved for thousands of generations. We gotta start paying these mother, Hey, you want a free VR? Just all we got to do is tie those tubes off inside you buddy free, free fucking VR. Anyway, sanctions are over. I really want that counter though. I need that counter. I need that counter

just so I can stop thinking about it. The counter's got it under control. The counter's thinking about the expiration of the counter suit. It's fine, but it's basically all come down to me in my $290, which I'm gonna get. There will never, no $290 has ever been worth more than this $290, because of the amount of entertainment that's going to come from it. I hope so. He's going to get his one way or another. Oh yeah.

He just is. This better have my money because he owes on record money to the worst human being in the world to be in that position too. Oh me. Yes. All right. The four hour go fuck yourself. I'll be doing this week.

I think I'll be doing it Friday. So if you want to get a go fuck yourself, go to Patreon or go to the premium site for the people who are in the know, fix your name, get your name straight on Patreon because that's the one I'm gonna pull. Four hours of me telling people to go fuck themselves. I can't wait.

It's always a fantastic time. It'll be great this year, probably on Friday. I can't wait. It's always a fantastic time. It'll be great this year, probably on Friday. I don't know how you do it for four hours. You know what? It's really a testament to my ability to read. Are you more than anything? Are you gonna go into the whole Jesus again? Yeah, parallels me, you know, again.

Okay. I got it that out of my system. You did, okay. Very good. Very good. Okay, speaking of my ability. You did, okay. Very good, very good. Okay, speaking of my ability to read, speaking of VR, are you in that VR shit? You know what, when my VR came, I was sitting on my truck in the driveway.

I was waiting for VR last week, and that's what was making me rage, is that having to wait for shit? Fucking hate waiting for shit. I was so, I'm wise to the package delivery people's laziness. So I know, you know, they're drive by when they're, they just drive, they don't want to get out. I got fuck a marked off like, ah, they marked it off.

They check off the box is delivered in the truck and then they just keep going and figure and say, I'll do it tomorrow. Or I'll do some shit. Or they come knock on the door. They come, this is the classic UPS package delivery move. Come up to your door and put a ticket on your door that says, sorry we missed you.

Right. And then they fuck off forever. Right. Then you have to go to the local depot sometimes. And it'll be there in four to six weeks. It'll show up there. So I was sitting on the back of my truck for it this time. I finally got it.

And that shit is better than real life. So what did you get? The Oculus Quest. Okay. Oh my God, it's beautiful. I made a little, I'm watching porn, I'm watching porn on a movie theater. Do in there. Oh, I got a little, I made a little Sean me that I can pet and massage. It's fucking fantastic. I'm gonna have to get one of these to stop me from doing those such things. Here's what, here's what makes me rich. It's the,

to stop me from doing those such things. Here's what makes me rich. It's the, it's don't do it without me. What? The phrase, don't do it without me. Oh, don't do it without me. Cause I definitely want to be in. Yeah, Aini's girl loves the VR. She's having, this is how tricky the women are.

She's having a night out with their friends on Friday. And she goes, oh, she floats me the classic woman trick, by the way, which is, oh, would you mind if I went out Friday night with your friends? And of course, the answer is, I would prefer it. Yeah, are you kidding me? Why are you on by myself? By myself is the greatest thing in the world. I don't have to talk about what do you want to watch?

What do you want to watch? I don't know what do you want to watch? Or who's crazy at work? Oh, can I go out with my friends? Go out now! Oh my God. Yeah. On only on front, go every night.

What do you need money? Here, get it here. Uber's gonna be here in five minutes. No my God. Yeah. On only on front. Go every night. What do you need money? Here. Get out of here. Uber's gonna be here in five minutes. No, it's tomorrow. Ah! No reason not to start now. I hear T1 is great this time of night. Make a good trip of it. Yeah. Yeah. Don't ask me. Don't ask me because I know what you're also kind of saying is that I have to ask you. If I want to do that, I'm not gonna do that. I know what you're also kind of saying is that I have to ask you if I want to do that I'm not gonna do that. I know how I know how this works. I

Know how this works Can I do this is secretly code for you better ask me if you want to know that's not don't ever ask Yeah, are you kidding me? Of course, I got a magical wonderland of virtual reality sitting right. You're not taking that with you. Are you? Get the fuck out of here then. And no time constraints essentially.

Come back. Stay out late. Here's an after hours place I know about. Go nuts. BYOB, but it's a good time. Sit around and gab with the gals Yeah, I'm gonna spread out in the bed. Oh God watch whatever I want to watch right I'm gonna watch the directors cut of the abyss No one though makes no sense

Yeah, I live it up with title waves and aliens. Yeah You mind if I go out with my friends up Friday night? No. Because what I'm gonna do, you're gonna have to do dinner on your own though. No problem. No one's gonna be trying to eat my shit. Oh. Yeah. Oh, if you're making that, like, can I just get a little bit of it?

Chop! If I order this and you can, can just get a little bit of it? Chop! If I order this and you, can I have a little bit of yours? You can have a little, no, because I don't want what you have. I want all of what I have. No problem, go on out. Uh-oh, okay. Why, what are you gonna do? Huh, and here was my big mistake saying what I'm gonna do.

I knew it. I'm old enough to know. And I have to say that's not to never saying what I'm gonna do. And I knew it, I'm old enough to know, and I have to say that not to never say what you're gonna do. Never be truthful, only be truthful on accident. You know that's my motto. Okay, well what are you gonna do on Friday night? I'm gonna say home and play Superhot. On the VR, looks like a cool game. What's Superhot? I'm not gonna fucking cool looks like a cool game what superhot

I can imagine but it's a game where It's a shooting it's a shooty shoot game where the time only goes when you move so you can sit there and look But like these guys guys are coming to attack you. Yeah You basically you play a conservative and there's all these red lip there's all these liberals in the game that come try to attack you. Yeah. You basically, you play a conservative, and there's all these liberals in the game that come try to shoot you. Really, all the liberals with guns? Yeah, you gotta read it.

You read into it. Okay. Their guns are a metaphor for accusations of being a Nazi. And you gotta shoot that you are armed with, you are armed with evidence that they are a pedophile. So you use all these liberals and male feminists are coming at you trying to shoot Nazi accusations at you.

And you have to shoot evidence that they are in fact a pedophile back at them. The time only advances when you move. So you can sit, it's a real thinking violent man's game. I see. There's my outfit. Strategic involved. Yes.

So I'm all, this is all I wanna do in life. Is it? I've got the whole room, I got the couch thrown outside. All my furniture is thrown out into the lawn, like a proper Mexican now. So whole house can be devoted to VR. Which is the future, like a proper Mexican now. So whole house can be devoted to VR, which is the future, by the way. Right.

Oh, I'll eat on the fucking floor. I don't want anything, I don't want anything in covering me. What I'm fucking doing, life sabers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know how many decomposed bodies that investigators are gonna find with fucking VR helmets on?

There is, like there's just kind of people who just like never leave and it's like, oh, we haven't heard anything like he works from home, and investigators are gonna find with fucking VR helmets on. There is, like, there's just kind of people who just like never leave and it's like, oh, we haven't heard anything like he works from home, blah, blah, blah. Oh, packages were piling up. Just some fucking, you know the last-

Fusty carcass with a helmet on. It's gonna be, it's gonna happen all the time. It's, yeah. Get it all out of here. It's all out. Just give me my feeding tube. Yeah. I'm gonna download the sec, I'm gonna start downloading Superhot when you get ready

and I'm gonna start reading manuals and stuff and the second the door closed, I'm strapping that shit on and I'm gonna be uncovering pedophiles in a magical world. She goes, oh, this is what she said. She goes, oh, well, can you not play that game without me? I really, it looked cool.

Oh, shit. I thought you got to be, oh. Ah. What, what, I mean, can't she join the next few? Well, no, because then you're not discovering it together. Sean, you know, you know, it's like when you get something, it's the new, don't watch this show without me. Yes.

Which I have never experienced because I've never actually watched a show with a woman because I hate all of their programming. And like I don't watch HP, I just watch Mad Men by myself on the loop all the time. So I've never experienced it before in my life, but yeah, you know what we're talking about? Yeah, the, as the I roll, can you,

the I roll can be seen by the listeners? Could you not play, could you not play that without me? Well, then what do you want? Should I just stare at the fucking wall? Then what, what do you mean, what do you want? Should I just stare at the fucking wall then? What do you mean? What do you mean? Can you not what happened to you? Do you mind if I go out with my friends? Do you mind if I fucking play with internet equipment as long in my home? Where the where this where it was all that fake nice shit? Where to?

What happened to that? Do you mind if I go, well now I do, because now I can't play a game I've been wanting to play for a month. Uncovering pet files. So did you play it? No, I didn't play it. No.

Yeah, I spent the whole time. I didn't play it, I stared at the walls. I spent all night dicking around with settings. Dude, dude, dude, dude, because I got too tired. Really? Yeah, because I got too tired of doing all the PR porn. Yes. You know what?

I jerked off about seven times so that I would definitely be out of energy for anything sexual when she came home out of spite. Out of spite. Coming home all in a good mood and a little black dress, huh, jokes on you. Yeah. I've beat off seven times tonight

because I couldn't play Superhot. Uh huh. So now who fucked up? I would have been all charged up from discovering pedophiles in a virtual world. Thank God, thank God that, thank God that your penis isn't digital. You know what I mean? Or else they would have a lock on that too. Oh, going out with my friends, click lock. Oh great, my dick is locked. Wonderful. Can't use that. What if someone just wanted to, you know, come by and play with it for a little bit.

Oh, I guess I can't do that. Don't do it without me. Don't do it without me. Well, I mean, I got made it even worse. The, oh, you know what? Actually, I don't mind. I would kind of like it, but I don't mind. If you, well, you already said it now.

Don't take it back. Yeah. You don't get it both ways. It's even worse that way. Man, it also made me curious about the future of finding your dad's pornography. If everybody in the family has helmets, what's going to be, you better stay the fuck away from dad's helmet. That thing better lock down like, there's going to be ice scanners, disturbing revelations. Good boy.

You know, between family members. Here's what else makes me rage. Yeah. Getting injured while working out. I don't know if you can tell, but I'm makes me rage. Yeah. Getting injured while working out. I don't know if you can tell, but I'm actually looking terrific. Yeah. Very in shape.

Better than I've ever looked this year. Yeah, you're dropping weight, aren't you? Dropping a ton of weight. Yeah. I had to fiddle with my scale to make it say more than I weigh actually, just so I would stay motivated. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But goddamn, sure as shit, as soon as the momentum hits, never fails. Massive joint failure, I blew one of my tits out, bench pressing again. And now it's every day is spent waiting out the clock for the impossible miracle that God would ever think to heal one organic thing in my body so that I could use it as I'm accustomed to.

Yeah, dude, the shoulders get fucked up when you get older. And they just do. God, damn, is it unfair? Yeah. It is, I just want one clean stretch of time to employ the discipline that I've worked on for so long to get where I need to be, but it just can never be.

It is never in the cards to have one clean stretch of time to work out. Yeah. And it's worse than not doing it in the first place. Cause you know, yeah, it's right in front of you. You can taste it, but you just, you can't move your arms. It's like being paralyzed in a dream.

Like, well, maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow I'll be able to use any of these joints for something other than typing on a fucking keyboard. Sucks. Yeah. Let's see what else I got here. The Great Awokening. I thought this was interesting. Let's see if you think it's interesting.

I'm gonna pull it up here. The Great Awakening. Yeah, the Great Awakening. I'm in a really good mood today. That's good. Because I got, we're recording early. I don't know for what reasons that you've made us record early like this.

Oh yeah, you've never done it. Um, Do you have a burning man to get to or something? Yeah. When is burning man? It's coming up in like summer, right? At the end of August. God, that's crazy.

August in the desert. It's great, dude. I mean, it really is burning man. You don't even have to have the thing you light on fire. God, that would, dude, that is, that is like one of the last things that I would ever want to do. Yeah, burning man. I just find it miserable. The heat, you can't escape heat. Well, my thing is I will do, I will go to any extreme to just be able to wear underpants and that's all. I hate clothes so much,

but I also hate nudity. I'm not uncomfortable with it, but it's just like guys get their, guys get their dicks out and all of a sudden you're at a car show. Ugh, like, you can't just walk through or around or what, just underpants. Just underpants is the, that's the perfect amount for me. No one conferences. It feels nice and you feel like you're, you can run really fast

to them. You're unencumbered. Yeah. But as soon as dicks come out, guys like, Hey, hey, hey, what do you think about it? I was like, oh, man, they're being car show. I understand that you did a lot of work to bring this assemblage here. I'm not interested in its history. I don't care, I don't care beyond the general. Yeah, I'm sure it's great. I'm sure you have a lot fun with it.

We don't need to have a conversation about it. If I'm interested in it, I can go look it up on Wikipedia. How many naked people do you see there? People gotta get naked in the background. Yeah, a lot, right? A lot more. You see guys who are just wearing shirts, like Donald Duck. Oh, that's fucking hilarious.

Yeah, it's pretty funny. What the fuck? That's their deal. That's their deal or they're just like super fuck it, fucked up out of their mind. No, that's, it's specifically that they wear only shirts. And not any other pants. Donald Duck doesn't wear any pants.

All right, let me see this. So this, I thought was pretty interesting. The great awokeening in five charts. Oh, look at that. It is beliefs about racial inequality among white liberals. I'm just gonna read the, read what the graph says. Okay.

Percentage who disagreed with this statement. So here's the statement that they asked people. Okay. The reason I thought it was interesting is because, well, you'll see. Okay. Percentage who disagreed with this statement, Irish, Italians, Jewish, and many other minorities overcame their prejudice and worked their way up. Blacks should do the same without special favors. That was a quote, and they said,

do you agree or disagree with that? And here's the timeline since 1994 of the sentiment around that statement. Specifically asked of white liberals. No, of everybody. Oh, of everybody. Yeah, you can see black people start at 40 and then time. Oh, okay, no, ask of white liberals. No, of, of everybody. Oh, if I asked everybody, yeah. They had, you can see black people started at 40 and then kind of, okay, no, I can see.

So they had, yeah, here was black people's responses started at 40, um, and then they end up at like 32 present day. They kind of stayed the same. What? So 32% district 40% said, but I know we're for black people. 32% disagree with that. Disagree. Disagree with Irish, Italians, Jewish, and many other minorities that became their prejudice and works away.

Black should be able to do something with that. So why don't you? Yeah. Yeah. Do you disagree with that statement? Yes. 40% of black people said yes. Now 30% too.

So, you know, dropped off a little bit, right? Yeah. Then you've got white conservatives moderate. Started it about, started about 6% over here, 94. And then it went up to about 9%. Like it kind of stays the same. Right. Then you've got the white, people who say

that they're white liberals, people who say that they're liberal and they are white, excuse me. Starts at 20. And then in 2010, it stays about 20% who disagree with that. And then in 2010, skyrockets to 46% of people who disagree with that statement. Right. Well, it's a, it's a, it's a, kind of a feedback loop. I think, yeah, I mean, I guess it is.

It's just really, it's crazy to see. I think that's a feedback loop directly tied to social media and the bubbles like that. It gets fine there. Just on the surface. But I'm more interested, well, not more interested, but also in those, they seem to go up and down at, you know, significant percentages. Like, there was a decent spike up and then it plummeted seem to go up and down at significant percentages. Like there was a decent spike up, and then it plummeted down and went up and then,

2004. Yeah. 2004 it jumped up and then it went down. Okay. 2004, that's an election year. I wonder if what they were consuming was, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's true.

And it dipped in 2002 when we were doing all that silly stuff in right after 9-11. Yeah. Because that wouldn't be right after that. Here's an even funnier graph. Okay. Percentage of voters who said they were not funny on their own, but taken all together, I think they are pretty funny. Yeah.

Percentage of voters who said they would like to see immigration increased Mm-hmm everybody in 92 everybody is like around 10% yeah You'll see here white Republicans stay around 10% Black black Democrats. There's nothing if not consistent. Yeah, I mean Yeah Black Democrats stay around 10% until 2016 and then leap up to 32. Yeah. Minority, all minority Democrats do that about the same thing. Steady climb until 2016.

And then leaps up to 40%. White Democrats kind of raise a little bit. And then 2012 again, skyrocketing like the national debt to 56%. That's an incredible, that's an incredible jump. Increased. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't really think anybody wanted immigration increased. I just, well, you want it to be done responsibly. And, you know, like, but increased. What?

I don't know before before 2016, you would have been right. But since then, well, no, I'm just, I'm very surprised. Yeah. That just, oh, yeah, yeah. No, we should increase immigration. Yeah. Let's see if there's any, anyone, any other one. Because it'll just be much easier to fix all the problems we have.

If we just let like the Lamorow Brinson, yeah, no, increase it. Clearly that's the solution. We should just send them VR, so they think they're in America. There you go. Here was another one with searches for woke terms. Let me bring up the, yeah, yeah, this is what I'm looking for. Well, I've, you know, my stance has been, white liberals are the silliest people on the planet. I mean, they really,

it's young white liberals are just out of their fucking minds. Yeah. Here is, okay, here is the, here is another graph for the New York Times word usage frequency from 1970 to 2018. And these are all woke terms, like sexism, misogyny, sexist, patriarchy, man-term. I hate woke.

Yeah, toxic masculinity, all of them. It's all exactly the same graph. It trips me out, I guess, looking at the totality of these graphs. Let me see here. I looked up things like suicide and rape, like actual crimes, and they kind of drop off. Like they stay the same and they drop off over time.

But these, like violence, you see, it's kind of all the same, inequality and justice, implicit bias, hate speech, skyrocketing. Of course, because the definition is changing. Yeah, and then the popular usage. I mean, it just reads like brainwashing. It does.

Looking at this and then looking at the other graphs where it's, oh yes, suddenly, suddenly three times the number of people are in support of this out of nowhere. Who did this whole study? Who did this whole study? This is from the New York Times. This is scraping of their data. They had a page where you could search it yourself, but then they shut it down

because people are finding funny data like this. Well, it's, yeah. But not surprising overall. No, not surprising. It's the great awokeening. Yeah. Everything here, 9% pretty steady. And then white liberal, 20, 20, 20, 46%.

I don't know if that tops. Sam, like that's some, well, it could still be, that has some momentum. It does. Right, yeah. And how does it, it doesn't undo itself? What do you mean? The, it doesn't go away because now,

now they're trained to go to the news to get those terms. That's what I mean, it's a feedback loop. Yeah. So it's gonna, yeah, it's gonna just ink. It's crazy. It's a positive feedback loop. Yeah. Huh.

Well, I don't know. I guess I didn't really have any comments on it. No, it's a very interesting to me though. Derailment. You ever heard of this? You ever heard of that? Applied to trains. No, it's a very interesting to me though. Derailment. You ever heard of this? You ever heard of that? Applied to trains. No, it's not with trains.

Derailment. I don't know, maybe. What other ways? Researchers have investigated derailment. This is like a, this is like a fashion biggest problem. Problem. That that derailment means to like derailment. Yeah.

This is how I would bring it in. Researchers have investigated derailment feeling disconnected from your past self. Oh. As a cause and consequence of depression. As a feeling disconnected from your past self. Is both a cause and a consequence, but both a cause and a consequence of depression.

I'm trying to think there are conditions where you, it's like a dissociative thing, but. I read it. I think it's simpler than you think it is. Yeah, okay. Yeah, and it makes a lot of sense. Might as well just be called boomeritis, to be honest. Okay, go ahead. We move houses, change jobs, begin new relationships. It makes a lot of sense. Okay. Might as well just be called boomeritis to be honest with you. Okay.

Go ahead. We move houses, change jobs, begin new relationships. Yeah. Most of the time, most of us still experience a threat of intercontinuity, constant feeling of meanness that transcends the various chapters of our lives. Indeed, there's evidence that having a stable, constant sense of self and identity is important for psychological well-being. However, this thread can rupture, leading to an

uncomfortable disconnect between who we feel we are today and the person we believe we used to be, a state that psychologists recently labeled derailment. They feel like they wish they were the person prior. A disconnect. You remember a disconnect, not necessarily better or worse. Just a disconnect. You remember a disconnect, not necessarily better or worse. Yeah. Just a disconnect. It's probably, yeah, I mean, you would, yeah, I don't know. I would think it's, because everybody feels that, right?

Well, I'll keep reading it. Okay. Now in a paper, blah, blah, blah has explored the plausibility, the derailment both precipitates and is a consequence of depression. After all, people with depression often struggle with motivation, losing the will to pursue goals they previously held dear. Which, that's a, right?

Sure. Like, man. Yeah, yeah. I remember, I remember used to, I remember wanting to play music really bad every day. Like, I can remember that feeling, but it's just day. Like I can remember that feeling. Right, but it's just, I'm not there. I know what you mean.

I can remember every once in a while, I will get a sense of something will just hit me where I can remember like the magic of the discovery of guitar. And it was magical. And then I realized that I haven't felt that way in like decades. Yeah. Maybe that's the, felt that way in like decades. Yeah.

Maybe that's similar to it and maybe not really, but... That's why I didn't play Superhot when 80s girl told me that she wanted to do it. Well, then she's gonna look back and remember that she wanted to have done it. So they also frequently withdraw from their relationships and social rules. All of these changes could trigger sensations of derailment, or perhaps derailment comes first with the inner disorientation leaving one vulnerable to depression. Surprisingly, these questions have been little studied before now. We nominate derailment as a new feature of the depressive landscape and underscore the

need for greater empirical and practical attention at the crossroads of mental health. Yeah. So these people are saying, we think this is worth looking into probably more than video games, yeah, yeah, I mean, because like I said, because that's already covered. That behavior is well covered, which means they're going for something that's not covered. That's the, that's the thought. What do you mean?

If somebody, if somebody's telling you something, you already know. Yeah. They're trying to tell you something, they're trying to sneak something that you don't know. And they're trying to trojan horse you. This is what I know to be, if something be, if somebody's trying to do something that already exists, like, oh, we're gonna make a law to make something illegal.

And you say, well, that something is already illegal over something else. Well, then there should be no problem, right? Yeah. It's because they're trying to sneak out the shit through. It's called like earmarking or something like that when they bundle things together, where it's like, in order for this to pass,

like these things come along with it. I don't know, but people are always trying to justify shit they want you to do. By like, well, you're already going to do it. Yeah. Like, well, yeah. Okay. What else are you trying to do? My solution, horse swing by and pick me up too.

Yeah. The research has recruited nearly a thousand undergraduate students and asked them to complete measures of depression and derailment four times over the course of an academic year. The recently developed ten item derailment measure was based on the student's agreement or not with the statements. My life has been headed in the same direction for a long time and I did not anticipate becoming the person that I currently am.

Yeah. There was one other. I think that's very common though. You go, God, I thought things might be, would be different right now. Like I didn't see this coming. Well, I think that's common to an extent in a lot of people.

Now, how much, how strongly they feel about it? Yeah. Like, maybe it's like, I didn't see that coming, but like, this is, I'm glad things are working out the way they are. You know what else the who says is a disability now? What? Not having had a romantic partner in a year? Dude.

I, there was an incredible statistic that came out. It was an incredible percentage of millennials who said they had zero sex in the last year. Like zero. Okay. I found another study that I've been meaning to bring in forever, but I don't have the, I never had the opportunity. People are having less sex overall. Oh, but, but check this out.

Let me see if I can find this graph. It's millennial men. It's millennial men that are having way less sex than ever. But the millennial women are having just as much sex and the gen Xers and the boomer men are also dropping. So it's, Wait, dropping the amount of sex. Sorry, they're having just as much or more sex

because so, oh, so they're all getting, oh, they're all getting fucked by old guys. All millennial women are getting fucked by old gen Xers and old boomers. That's awesome. Well, until they figure out that they could just kill us. Yeah, well, until we die. I don't even know what the fuck generation we are, but you're gonna have your next.

We're the boopers for sure. Yeah, um, Jamie tried to tell me I was a millennial one time. He doesn't know what he's talking about. There's no fucking generations. Um, they're gonna show up. Millennial, Lynch mob squads are gonna show up door to door, a bunch of big fat neckbeards that are not getting any pussy. Right.

And ask to see. And just accuse you of, they're gonna ask to see the driver's license of your wife for girlfriend. And if she was born after 1981, your ass is getting dragged down the street. That's the future. But it is driven entirely by Millennial men. And their women are still getting plowed by older guys. Very sad.

It makes sense. It doesn't, it's not surprising to me. I guess the reason I thought this was interesting, this deraillment thing is because all stories are, we all tell, we tell the same story over and over and over with little tiny tweaks on it, right? So story, every generation, every, every, and then even tiny parts in that generation, like everything goes in cycles

and it's also paired along with other stories that are similar to that. So you take something like Star Wars and it told the perfect story for that time about what they were like the things they were trying to work out in themselves over and over and over. Like Rick and Morty is so popular because we're just trying to work out this nihilism, like this very Rick and Morty black Black Mirror, it's all this concentrated existential nihilism that we don't know how to deal with. So we tell the story again and again and again to try to see it like, all right, well, maybe

if we, like a big gordian knot that we just try to keep pulling strings at, like, maybe it's over here, ah, maybe it's over here, maybe it's over here. And this is the, and every boomer story is always parents telling them what to do. Like they're obsessed with being young and having adults in an authority role telling them how the rest of their life is going to play out that I don't think we are. Like I don't, you don't see that reflected on, for our generation and millennial generations, you see the authority figures as as as as bump as bumbling and competent, ineffectual, self-absorbed and stupid. Like this is the, this is the story that this is the story that,

this is the story that our generation tells, this is this derailment shit is, I think that boomers are so obsessed with it and crippled by it. That it is the quintessential boomerides. Is this derailment thing, which definitely, I think 100% believe the study, like yeah, I can feel it, I feel it all the time.

Yeah, I'm sure everyone does, but I think this defined their entire generation. Huh. I don't know, maybe that's, maybe that's one of those accidentally insightful things that a guy said I come up with, but I thought it was interesting to bring in. However, they described as a curious finding higher derailment scores earlier in the year,

actually tended to herald a decline in depression symptoms later in the year, implying there. In terms of cause and effect, higher depression scores an earlier time, an earlier time point tended to presage increases in derailment scores later on. Yeah, so the depression causes derailment. And then scores really, including that while derailment may be uncomfortable at first, it may catalyze people to withdraw from relationships that are unfulfilling, thus leading to well-being gains in the longer term. The researchers also pondered whether there might be moderating factors. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Yeah. Torailment is a novel construct, one that's still in the process of being mapped. Researchers and practitioners would be keen to note of derailment, being a feature of depression's landscape and continue to observe how such perceived changes are. There you go. Bob, Bob, Bob. Close. See, I have a feeling of former me

that wishes I would have made that shot. And that's causing me depression. What are you gonna do? Yeah, I got some bringing in some rages from people. All right. Franger, what makes me a rage is trying to meet women's expectations when they say they want equal treatment. Why would you do that?

You don't answer a text from them immediately. They want your nuts and they go out with their friends and suddenly they forget how to use their phones. Man, you don't know how lucky you are. When we forget how to use your phone, whoop, good. Thomas Bellin. What makes me a rage,

shoving as much shit in the garbage disposal as being surprised when it breaks, I don't like to stick my beautiful fat hands, beautiful fat hands get crud all over them, just because women throw in an apple core. It's not the garbage can. The garbage disposal. I think people think that it is like a garbage can,

and you just fucking grind it up. It's like, no, if like a little shit gets down there, like a few transospigetti or like a piece of lettuce or something, that's what it's for. You don't fucking, you're like scrape off your plate into it. You're talking about, Thomas, you're talking about, if you're talking about women, they need a sign in the bathroom, in every bathroom in the world telling them not to put tampons

in the toilet. For some reason, this is something that they have not learned. It's a good point. And their entire lives, and it's so prevalent that every single toilet needs this sign. It's not just one and done. It's not, we learned this as, we learned this in high school, not to do this, not, I learned this at home, I assume you can't do it at home because you can't do it with an industrial flusher like at McDonald's.

Yeah, it's all over the world. They need to have a sign that says, don't put tampons in the toilet. True. You're talking about, yeah, this you're expecting too much from food. Let's see here. Sean Gaul, so it makes me rage this week is the huge quantity of people on the internet

who have no personality outside of liking Warhammer 40k. Oh, for some reason it's impossible to go to on any website these days without a bunch of F words with tech priest or commissar avatars screaming, dad's heresy at everything they don't like and it's cringy and it's annoying as fuck. Yeah, it sucks when people like the things that you like. Which is it sucks when people like things that you like. Yeah. Yeah, because they were ruined it, right?

Yeah. They don't like it the right way. Now they get too excited. Excitement is really dangerous ground. Yeah. There's a time and a place. Yeah. For enjoyment, don't be too excitable.

Huge Logan, Mr. Nobano went over to a friend's house because I was bored. He asked me if I wanted some beer. I said, sure, he grabbed one and poured it into a glass. Classy move, then he added ice to it. You want some, I'll have a beer on the rocks. Yeah, you ever ordered one of those? No, I have never ordered a beer on the rocks.

Beer on the rocks. Wow. What did he do with that beer? I assume he threw it right back in the guys' face. I was gonna say. Ripple, moon, shadow of the glass all over the tile. Mr. B. Gamers calling on the government to regulate loot boxes because think of the children,

and it's basically gambling. Fuck off with that shit. I'm sick and tired of folk using my tax dollars to excuse shitty parenting. The argument is just, just ingenious anyhow. These motherfuckers don't care about kids or gambling. They just hate loot boxes. Here's a simple solution.

Don't buy loot. Do you know what a loot box is? I do. Man, I saw a dank you a agreeing with legislation against loot boxes, and I about had an aneurysm. You know, like just put him in prison. I mean, where? Ha ha ha ha.

Yeah, I mean, he's, I mean, you know about the pug thing, right? Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, he should absolutely be locked up, right? I mean, yeah, well, I can't be teaching a pug to Nazi salute Jesus think of the children. Can't yeah, yeah, exactly Lou Boxy goes, yeah, I actually support this one like wait a minute. He should know about what about all that other shit They you've been saying for the last three years two years Oh

No, that requires personal responsibility, which is as slur as far as I don't know. Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't understand the thought process behind regulating loot boxes. What the fuck do you care? Well, that's again, the fact that it's just,

don't we have bigger problems? Oh no, there we go. Regulating loop, this is, these kind of things just show over and over and over again that we are fucked because we are incapable of solving any big problems as long as we keep bringing this kind of stupid shit up. Hey, Deco, I wanna say I've been on your side

with the working out as an answer to my depression. I started lifting and running a few years ago and then absolutely turned my life around. The thing is I threw my back out doing a squad a month ago and I haven't been able to work out since. Going from six days a week in the gym to zero. There's nothing more depressing than seeing harder

and getting to do it. Yeah, it really fucking is, man. Yeah. I take back everything I said, I'm getting on the pills immediately. That's a false equivalency though, because when you get... Okay, Maddox. No, it is, because he's depressed

because he had something suddenly taken away from him. That doesn't necessarily mean, you don't know what his mental state was, before he said he feels better, because that's true. Exercise is a good thing for your brain. We all know that. Nobody's disputing that, but then all of a sudden,

it'll fucking crush you. If you get something suddenly jerked away from you like that, that's so bad. I can believe he's really fucking depressed. I feel it withering away. Yeah, it sucks. Muscles. It sucks.

Yep. Turning into nothing, getting cann. Yeah, it sucks. Muscles. It sucks. Yep. Turning into nothing, getting cannibalized, falling apart. That's the worst feeling. Yep, yep. Just thought I'd share side of this that hasn't been talked about. Yes, sorry, man. There's really nothing you can do but wait for death when that happens. Oh, just don't come back too quick.

Just be patient. It's hard to be patient. See, the animals have it right. What's up? You get injured, they just look like you. You're pretty much fucked. Yeah, that's all I'm not gonna do. If this tit injury doesn't recover, I'm just gonna go lay in the street and die.

I don't care. All right. No, you got high odys around here and they'll come take care of you. No, I've intimidated all of them, but the crow's may, might come out and eat me. Yeah. Horsefucker. Hey, dick, new listener and eat me. Yeah. Horsefucker. Hmm. Hey, Deck, new listener and supporter here.

For years, I have gone on hyperbolic rage rants to my friends and family, so it didn't take many episodes to see that you are a truly man after my own heart. Hmm. Whether I can be accepted as a dickhead is another matter though, because I am an economist that has worked for the US Treasury and Federal Reserve.

Oh my. Can he call in? Yeah. Let's see. Let's get one my. Oh, can you call in? Yeah. Let's see. Let's get one of these dirty feds to call in. I'm pretty perceptive, and when I listen to you, I pick up a subtle undercurrent of animosity towards those particular institutions.

Yeah, subtle. Yeah, it's very subtle. Settle. You should see me talk about bankers when I'm not being recorded, John. Ha, ha, ha. Well, yeah, it usually starts with a J, doesn't it? Just to be honest, I preface everything with just kidding.

I do it like so. You know, you know, you start kidding and then I say, bankers, instead of bankers, you start, use another word that starts with a J. Domé Pesos. I call, I call bankers, Domé Pesos. You would ask if any of your listeners were economists, well, I fit the bill and would be happy to come on

and share some antidote. Antikdoats talk about monetary policy. Yes. And rage about the financial system anytime. Maybe you could even explain how you're an anti-bank populist that supports the gold standard. Do you support the gold standard? No.

Yeah, I think I don't think a lot of people do on kind of, no matter what they're kind of economic philosophy of it. Well, it's tough. Yeah. You've really got to thread the needle when it comes to any sort of opinion that is unorthodox, like that was not taught to you in school

because people come by their information in a lot of ways. Like guys, guys might have become libertarian because they found out some stuff on poll. They might have been on a flat earth mess with poor. They might have heard it from Alex Jones. I know. Or they might have been just reading a lot of the founding fathers materials.

Like, you come from a lot of different directions. So ever, then you'll come up against, you'll think that you agree on many things and then you'll come up to a guy who says like, yeah, and we're also full of nano-bots. Yeah, and you go, ah, okay. And, you know, who was the guy? He was like, circumcision and then he's naked on a stage.

Yeah. And you go, oh, man, you really had me. No, no, I don't support the gold standard. I don't think, I wanna talk support the gold standard. I don't think... I want to talk to this guy though. Me too. I don't care what is behind the money. I only care who's printing it.

Yeah. That's it. Gold doesn't have any value. Well, it has value before other things took its place. Well, we'll talk about it later. Look forward to destroying you with facts and logic. Yeah, okay. Hey, Dick, email me, maybe unconventional for a rage, but I'm at work. I'm absolutely a rage. The guy calling in as the nerve to get a free degree on the taxpayers' dime and all he can do is bitch and mone about his life with a free degree and a ride so complete,

he can afford to sit around and watch Right-wing YouTube personalities all day everyone. I know who went to college for free and variable invariably fucks around for Four to six years and gets a degree in nothing. It's always some slow-headed directionless moron whining about how terrible their life is And just how hard they have it. Can you say that? I don't even know what's that. I think that's a reference to when Maddox said it. So he said slow-pedited and didn't think it was racist. Remember, we had that big argument about how hard they have it, not having to work or fend for themselves. It's advanced kid prison. It's bad enough. Most of us are basically paying a second rent

to pay off loans after graduating, but we also have to subsidize these dipshits. With every paycheck we get, have you ever met someone living off the government's time? That was worth a shit. Live it, why me in like for an extended period of time? News flash morons, nobody likes going to school, school fucking sucks.

Everybody hates the job job everyone hates you This is I think he's I Think he's addressing this guy that said he was suicidal Oh, oh this was the guy who wrote in and yeah, yeah, yeah, and he had withdrawn and he had what right He just he just did yeah, he didn't know what he wanted to do get your degrees and fuck off already It's amazing the amount of animosity and a couple of bad loans will cause between people, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like this is a kid. I really don't think it's, here's one of the meme I've been seeing lately is, student loans, well, you took the loan out, pay it back. Mike dropped. Yeah. I don't really think that that's fair to expect them to be able to enter into the contract

as defined by the student loan. And no, that they should be paying it. I don't think they're capable, not only do I not think their brain is capable of making a choice like that. But I don't think it's fair because they're in a center totally devoted to indoctrinating them to do it all day. Yeah. Every day, like the amount that is required

of a kid who is ready to go to college and ready to pick up alone to just say no fuck off. Also means, also means rejecting his entire support circle. That's right. That's exactly right. It is not fair. They're That's right. That's exactly right. It is not fair. They're already programmed to go after that no matter what. Gotta do that. Gotta do that.

Yeah. And if you're not, what are you gonna do? Right. No, fuck you, mom and dad. Yeah. I'm gonna do my own thing. Right. Oh man.

That's a lot. That's asking a lot. Here's another one with whining college kids. Let me see what else I got here. I got the winner of war games. There's no way a chick could answer worse than this. Oh God, okay. Tom Pickles. One of my, one of my direct reports was just promoted to management in other department. She's 26-year-old Dominican girl from the city But has the widest upbringing you can imagine high school high GPA in school favorite band is maroon five

Figured she'd do pretty well the war games question. Okay. I swear to God. These are the answers I was given World War one 1763 Very specific very specific World War One, 1763. Very specific. Very specific. World War Two, 1823. There's got a thing for threes.

Okay. Excellent. Aviet, Vietnam, 1785. This is... I don't think she knows what year it is now with these answers. I don't know if she knows the difference. Maybe she thinks that the nine or something is shaped like a seven. 1785. Vietnam.

Vietnam. Yeah. I don't know if that's worse than the 90s or not. Right. God, her uncle is a lot older than she thinks. Vietnam Vietnam. Yeah. I don't know if that's worse than the 90s or not. Right. God, her uncle is a lot older than she thinks. Yeah. Right.

I mean, where did she think Rambo happened? I don't know. You know, Uncle, Uncle Chat was in NAMM. Korean War. There was a Korean War. She was too embarrassed to answer anything after that. A dude across the room overheard what was going on

and asked me the date of Pearl Harbor to try to white night. that. A dude across the room overheard what was going on and asked me the date of Pearl Harbor to try to white night. Yeah, see? Yeah. It pulls a lot out of people. They can't see women embarrassed in any way. Oh, yeah. Oh, you think that's funny that you think's weird?

But it's not happened in 1785. Well, what was the day of Pearl Harbor? Yeah. That's not gonna, right. Change the 1785 one dude. Yes. Yes. Fucking Alex Trebek.

Thanks for dropping in though. Yeah. Um, fucking on the, oh, he was on the money a year and a day. The game is the gift that keeps on giving. Yes, have fun with it. Have fun. Good. Good. Good. So, yeah. So there was only one of those wars that was actually in the 1800s. The rest were in the 1700s, right? Yeah. Holy shit. All right. And see here.

Chris the Kiwi. Oh, no. Is he coming on? Yeah. I think he's calling him. Oh no. Is he coming on? Yeah, I think he's calling me. I have a... He's got a new love interest after Christina Falso. Yeah, people say that it's like making fun of someone with a mental disability, which I don't care about that anyway, but I don't think it's the mental disability

making him threaten women to chop their tits off and manipulating them into continuing to talk to him. No, I think that's a mental disorder. I think he's, let me put it like this. He's not, it's not the autism. Right. No, no, no, no. Being a psycho. Yeah.

That's doing that. Yeah, yeah. No, there's something else going on there. So Chris the Kiwi after the Christina Falso incident has found a new lover. He blamed me for Christina Falso. Oh, really? So he found out that who Christina Falso is.

Well, no, he thinks I did it. I'm not Christina falls so. But I mean, does he know who Christina falls so is? I have no idea. Okay, very interesting. Did he email you saying I wanna call in again? Yeah. That's why he always does that, doesn't he?

Yeah. Here is. Okay, here's the. He wants dick. He needs dick. Here's the bags of fat. Is what it's called. Bags of fat. That's one stick. He needs dick. Here's the bags of fat. Is what it's called. Bags of fat.

That's the song by Tolic. It's a cover of an original song for this, for its a parody song of an original song of this show. Bags of sand heard of. Yeah. It's a jam, like it's good. I don Herda. Yeah. What's it jam? I just get high. I don't know. Why's my face so small?

I don't know. What are these manbooms? I don't know. Oh, I have all these cheeks of fat. This is great. I got so fat. No idea how I got so fat. This is great. Oh, this is about me. What are these manbooms? I guess.

Oh, I have all these cheeks of fat. Oh, nice ukulele. You know what the hardest part about playing a ukulele is? Throwing it on the dumpster, telling your parents that you're gay. Very good. Thank you. Alright, let's get the city it in here. Or a 400 pound Hawaiian. Is? What's that?

You know that guy with a... Yeah, yeah. Is, is, isn't it? What? Isn't his name is? Or is he...? Oh, maybe it's what was way he's way dead, but yeah. Apparently an entire pineapple clogged an artery. Yeah. D-D-D-D-D.

Oh my God. Buckelat, people. Buckelat, people. He sent me a poem too. Really? Chris the Kiwi, yeah. Oh boy. Oh wait till he calls in to read it. It's pretty terrible. Well, he's, itwi, yeah. Oh boy. I'll wait till he calls in to read it.

It's pretty terrible. Well, he's, that's, okay, here he is. Something about that ringtone is jazzy, right? Chris, is that you? Yes, how are you doing? Yeah, good. I thought you were done with the show though. Why did you want to call in again?

I thought you were done. Me? Could you hear me, okay? Yeah. I thought you were done. Me? Can you hear me okay? Yeah, I thought you were done though. Didn't you tell me you were done and you're never calling in again? I changed my mind. Oh you changed your mind. There you go.

Did you all sell? Yeah. I think you're a great guy. Okay. You don't still think that I'm responsible for Christina Falsow, do you? I'm not too sure. I can't really comment on it, actually. Why can't you comment on Christina Falso, the obvious picture of you that was run through the gender swap filter and then that you were texting

with and texting with for like a week? Well, I don't really want to talk about it because I know nothing about it. I think it, I honestly don't know who did it. Okay, you don't think it's me anymore though. No, I think I don't think it is, but it could be, I'm not sure, but I'm not really too sure. Okay, well, you emailed me again shortly after the Christina Falso incident that you have a new love interest, is that right? Yes, that's correct. Oh, how did you meet this girl? I don't know.

Well, I'm not really too sure because it happened a while ago. On the way, we're happy recently, but she just added me as a friend. And I think things started going from there and she's saying pretty sweet. And she sounded like a bit of a honey or a sweetheart and I just started talking to her. Aren't you a little bit suspicious of people messaging you on the internet after the Christina Falso thing though? Yeah. I guess I am but I'm going to arrange a video conversation with her on Sunday. So hopefully it might sort of alleviate my fears, I think. Okay. Have you sent her any pictures of your dick or anything like that?

Well, she asked me not to talk about anything sexual, so a lot to respect her wishes, but yeah, but did you send her any pictures of your dick or anything like that? Because you didn't say, yes or no when I asked. I rather not comment on that. So you did. Did you say, what did you send her any pictures of your dick or anything like that? Because you didn't say yes or no when I asked. I rather not covered on that. So you did. Did you say what did you send? I did when they covered on the dick, but I don't want to fan your lap. So I'd rather not sort of get into anything sexual, you know? Okay.

Well, she gave me her, she gave me her number. Do you want me to call her now? Yeah, if you want to. Okay. Let's, let's add somebody into the call. I don't know. What do you think Sean? Do you think it's gonna be a a woman? What I hope so what I think can I ask I want to ask you? Okay, I like to buy a lot to buy a wingman T-shirt. Can I buy one and you send it over to Australia. You can buy one at the store, yeah, sure. Buy one on the shop.dick.show.

So how much are there in the American dollars? I don't know. I think $25 or something like that. Do you have the money for a t-shirt though, do you? Do you have a lot of different t-shirts on your website? Yes. I'd like to have a look of different t-shirts on your website. Yes. I like to have a look at them actually. You're okay.

We'll do that. You can do that. I mean, you're free to do that until you get banned from the internet. I'm not banned from the internet. But your trial is still ongoing. When is it? It'd be for.

Okay. I've got no idea. That just stuff could come around. So that's right about it. Okay, so don't you think that this new love interest is probably not who you're talking to? I don't know. I don't know for sure. So why don't you bring your own and let's find out. Well, just after your own picture swapped, the gender swapped your own picture. Don't

you think you should be like a lot more suspicious of people you talk to online? I'm a lot more cautious here. That's correct. I'm not good. But you still send pictures of you. It sounded like you're still sending pictures of your dick to people you don't know on the internet. Is that right? No, that's not right. Oh, no. So if I call this woman right now, I'm not going to hear that. Well, she's not going to tell you if she doesn't want to talk about it. Well, I know that I want to talk about it either. So well, they have been they have been known to change their mind. Yeah, they have been and not necessarily tell you that they've changed their mind. That's kind of one of the tricky little bits. Well, if that's the case, just, this course that you're going to come to it. And you wrote a poem too, right?

No, that was not a poem for here. That was a poem. I was on a mid, I was on a sort of sexual mid one day, and I just write a poem for myself. You wrote a palm for yourself because you were in a sexual mood? Not because of it, not because of my new love interest, but because I was in the me that I was in the me that's all. Okay, and then you sent it to me. Yeah, I said it to you. Okay, well let's call this, well, did the palm work on you? Okay, well, let's call this, well, did the poem work on you? Uh, I don't know. I, I was really good. I, I'm not really good at writing poems, but I just want to see. We'll be the judge of that.

Let's call all over yourself. I mean, I don't know. I, um, so what did you think of the poem, magic? Well, I want to read, I don't want to spoil it. I want to read it to this. What's this girl's name that you're interested in? You me you me you me you me. I think that's what it's okay. I think she's I think she's Japanese. Yeah, sounds like a Japanese you okay you me I

Mean I'm yeah, sounds right Yeah, sounds right. Chris, has this ever worked where you're talking to a girl on the internet and she turns out to be real? Like, how many times do you go through this? I don't know, but I know that I'm gonna find the right one. Wait, what? I know that I'm going to find the right one. Why?

I just stay. I'm pretty confident. How many times does it work? How many times have you met a girl online that you have met in real life afterwards? Not very many. How many? One or none? Probably none. Not very many. That's not very, I guess that's not very many. None. Okay. Let's go ahead. Not very, I guess that's not very many. None. Okay, let's go ahead. A lot of people on a lot of girls on dating sites are just there just to tease, tease some man, not actually fulfill their expectations.

That's what dating sites are like. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's see if this is the one then. I think you need to talk to some girls, you know, in real life. What do you do every day? What is your day like? Well, because of my social problems, I don't really,

I don't think it, I don't find it really easy for myself. No, but I, you can call this person, no, no, not. Well, yeah, when I'm ready, what do you, I need some questions answered first, though, like what is your every, well, I tried. Yeah, what is you like I need some questions answered first though like what is your every well? I tried yeah, what is your what is your daily life like that your social problems make it impossible for you to Because you seem to bring up your social issues a lot But I don't know how much of it is I don't know how much of it is bullshit and how much of it is actually true Like I know that there's something wrong with you, but I don't know if it's the cause of all your problems with women. Well, I'll try my best, but maybe I should just

get out there, maybe I'll just try my best, you know. Well, what do you do every day? That's what I think. Yeah. Pretty boring. I don't really see much of a day. Maybe it's just part of my problem, I don't know. Do you leave the house? Yeah, I use public transport. I go for lots of walks, I try. Actually, I wanna tell you something. Yeah, I do try to ask women out for coffee and stuff like that and I get turned down quite a lot.

But maybe it's just my approach, I don't know. Oh yeah, I'm sure it's that. What about, do you have any hobbies outside of the home? Like, you volunteer anywhere or anything like that? I used to do volunteer work, but I'm mainly as you can tell on my Facebook page, I'm into ham radio, heavy hit of ham radio before. Well, yeah, I found a ham radio site of like all these people telling you that you were threatening them

uh does that does that sound familiar Chris yeah there's a there's a theme there's a theme here yeah somebody sent me a yeah what are you are you pleasure are you pleasure to go see how fun the they feel this see I'll find the leaf your desk. Are you dick? No, no, no. Are you sure you got be the gopher there? Yeah, I'm sure. All right, let's get her on. You know, let's get here. What do you want to say to you, me? I just want to say hi. And I said, I think you're really nice person. And I hope we continue our conversations and I hope things work out. Do you want to apologize for sending your pictures of your dick?

Did I send pictures of my dick to her? Did you send videos of your dick or pictures of your dick? I'd rather not say. Okay, so yes, do you want to apologize for doing that? Why would I apologize for? Because nobody wants unsolicited pictures of a guy's cock. Okay, whatever.

What do you mean okay, whatever? Do you think that's a way to build like a long-term romance just sending a random girl pictures of your cock? I know you've been doing that to any girl who's in the Dixho Facebook group too. And they're siblings. Oh man. Oh man. Crazy. Huh. I don't really want to say the talk about it.

No threats. No Dix. Yeah. Okay. Let's call her. Are you saying that youME can plan the ballot? Everybody complains about it. Or they laugh at it. They don't, I mean, it's not something that, it's not something that anybody wants to see.

Let's see here. Did you tell, did you, did you tell here that are St. Pictures of Seven? Let me see here. No, I just have a hunch. I did. I did. Can I? Did you mean complying to you about it or what? No. Are you there? Yeah, can you not hear me? Did you mean complying to you about it? Hold on, I'm trying to get you me on. I got her,

I got her number, but that's it. I shouldn't give anything else. I got her number, but that's it. I shouldn't give anything else. Dick, I just sent some of my question. What? He said no. I said no. Did she? Okay.

I just wanted to know because you seem to know a lot that I don't know. Well, yeah, girls, tell me that you're sending them pictures of your cock all the time. And like pictures of your shit in a toilet and stuff like that. That too? Yeah. Oh, by the way, yeah, I was in Discord of your shit in a toilet and stuff like that. That too? Yeah. Oh, by the way, yeah, I wasn't discorded. I was in the toilet and they complain about that too. Okay, I need to send this to you. What are you doing?

Please tell me you are just sitting on the couch with both hands visible. I'm like, I got my bed. I'm not sitting on the toilet. Okay, you're like, okay, I'm kidding. Numie doesn't have a fucking account. Hold on, we get a pause here. I thought she'd only had a Skype account or something. I thought she did too.

So how's things in Los Angeles at the moment? Full of typhus. Don't come here. Apparently this a disease outbreak. Did I vaccinate pets and more dangerous? Yeah, of course they do. Yeah, larvae and all kinds of shit. Do you believe that dogs and cats and stuff? What?

The animals get autism, do you think? I think all cats get autism, do you think? I think all cats have autism, yeah. Why? I think Dr. Rachel's probably got autism. Well, I don't know that she doesn't. So are you doing? What are you doing?

Why is there so much clicking going on over there? There's no clicking. Yes, you're moving the phone around or something. You're doing something weird. Does Dr. Rachel, she just didn't call in the show because of me, is that right? I don't know. Okay, right.

You got her? I got her, yeah. Let's see if I can do this call. You ready, Sean? I gotta help us all. Are you ready to meet you, Amy? Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did, did it, did it, did, did, did it, did, did it, did it, did, did it, did, did it, did it, did it, did, did, did it, did it, did All right Chris. Yeah, good. Turn your video off. It fucks up your audio. Turn your video off. It makes the audio worse. Okay.

Yeah. Did you get hold of it? Yeah, I did. Hold on. I'm going to add her right now. All right. Adding... Sean, what's the over under on this being a woman? I mean I couldn't even venture a guess

I mean, we got this poem this beautiful poem Calling you me if this is cool Sean. I'm probably gonna piss my pants. Maybe it is. It's all I'm saying. He's listening Hello, oh, Jesus probably gonna piss my pants. Maybe it is, it's all I'm saying. He's listening. Hello. Oh, Jesus. Jesus, me. You're beautiful, Joe. I'm good, thank you. That's good, how are you?

I'm good. How are you? Is the call going well? Yeah, it's a bit, the audio is not very good. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Is the call going well? Yeah, it's a bit. The audio is not very good. Yeah, we can hear you though. Oh good, that is good. I hope you're being nice to Chris. We're trying. We're trying. Well, Chris, here's you me.

I've reached a new life. I was expecting that. Take funny. What's so funny? Why are you making fun of me? You can't tell that that is obviously a man doing a woman... Chris, that's a man doing a woman's voice. Can you tell? Yes, can you do you me? Can you say something again, please? Yes, I think it's very mean. You say

I sound like a man. Chris, can you not tell that that is obviously a man doing a woman's voice. Are you there? Fuck, this is bullshit. Yes, there's my- My name's actually Scott. And word of advice, if a woman online is showing you any interest, it probably is a catfish. All right. is showing you any interest, it probably is a catfish. If you're gonna ask someone if they're catfishing you, usually don't follow that up by sending them a video of you jerking all. I'm out.

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you can't have a having the action do you want christia are you there no i may be he's gone i i i let me see no he's still there christ ok yeah go ahead skyward not not too much though i think christ is um... having it of some kind of a stroke not the kind of not the kind he had with you though. Well, he was, he was

kind enough to offer to drive me out to the woods if I would come visit him. Okay. Um, he, when I asked, you know, if you was seeing any other women, he said he's uh, he's not sure how many women he slept with, but it's probably two. Um, yeah, yeah. But he did warn me that I would have to be patient with his erectile dysfunction. All right. What makes you rage and then get out of here?

Just basically a lack of a lack of UK road rage dick. I mean, we meet up pretty regularly in the UK. We've got a pretty big crowd of people shout out to Alexander Sparks who is the number one dickhead for arranging shit out here. Yeah, but yeah other than that Rage would be seeing Chris's cock, I guess and that's gonna stand with me for a while, but I hope you deserve it. Yeah, you deserve it. All right, get out of here. Get out of here. Go fuck yourselves.

Go fuck yourselves. Chris, what do you think? No, nothing. Well, Chris, don't talk to girls online. Just go out, ask them to coffee. Somebody out there will take you up on having coffee. Don't look for girls online. Just don't do, stay off the internet.

You there? Chris? Well, maybe that's the last of them. Oh, I hear him. I hear him laughing. That's me, sorry. Oh, that's you. I'm so sorry.

All right, keep it down. All right, just say, get, remove, get the hell out of here. Oh, all right. I'm officially off the, the, the, the, this is two, this is two mean even for me. Maddox, he deserves everything he gets. Cause he knows what the fuck he's doing. So you say, what's that?

That's your opinion. Yeah. Yeah, they're different. I think he does. That's two different people. I think he does too. As soon as girls stop talking to him, he starts talking about how he's going to kill himself. Who this him? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know,

man. You don't hear his poem. Well, what are you? What are you going to do? I can't stop. I can't stop the Christina fall. So shit. No, no, no, no. I mean, I can't put a stop to it. It's not a period. No, no, no, you can't. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't, you don't want to hear the poem. Well, is that what you're saying? Because it's too mean. Well, no, it's kind of like, it's kind of like the Nazi medical experiments, like, oh, you still want to learn about them.

Well, you're, you want to get the data. You just don't want to have done the experiment, right? I'll, I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. Thank you. Yeah, and you just get to re, the rewards of my brutality. That's the whole thing. Well, because otherwise, dear man. I'll do that, dear man. Thank you. Yeah, and you just get to have the rewards of my brutality. That's the whole thing.

Well, because otherwise, you don't know as much. Yeah. Well, here's the poem. I wanted it. Well, I wanted him to be here when we were in it. No, God. The mysterious woman is always on my mind. I think about her a lot.

It's called the mysterious woman. Oh, it is. Okay. It's a beautiful start. The mysterious woman. Yeah. The mysterious woman is always on my mind. I think about her a lot. What do you think he was doing when he disappeared? What do you- I don't know. I hope he's still alive.

Yeah, Yumi says my picture is literally a Mexican boy dressed up as a Japanese girl. Okay, well, okay. Good job. The hell of a good voice. Yeah, I had to listen to a few statements before I was convinced. I mean, look, okay, here is what I think about it. Okay, here is what I think about it. People are overprotective of the mental, people are protecting, protecting violent behavior because they're calling it a mental issue. And it is not the two are different. That's what I'm saying with the whole Chris the Kiwi thing.

Well, he's threatened violence. Yeah. Is it constantly? I think he's got more than, you know, you can have multiple problems. You know, this is, yeah. But there is a pervasive attitude. I suspect he's got one of the bad ones that can't be fixed. There is a pervasive

dicklessness in society where guys do not want to reign absolute hell on abusers. That way. Well, we can identify, some of us can identify them and know them and pull them out of a crowd. And if you, and everybody else doesn't, who doesn't have that ability, just wants to cry, wants to cry bully those of us with dicks who know how to use them into stopping. That is what I'm saying. Okay. Okay. He does have a history of saying terrible things, doesn't he?

Constantly. Yeah, and he has been, so he, so I need praise and weak people who are not, like the people who are in this show and who are fans of this show and participate in this show online are especially, are especially bred to deal with that. I always forget, I always forget the online portion of it. It's all online.

Yeah, but people who are not, don't get this show and aren't fans of this show, cannot function with a person who constantly claims to be weak, but manipulates them into responding with them. Yeah, like, I don't know, he says like a prison there. You say that he talks about, yeah, that's, well, that's manipulative behavior.

And that goes with one of those bad fucking personality dissuade. You know what I mean? Like the old cluster Bs. Yes. You know the things that like every serial killer shows traits of, right. And that, yeah, that I get, yeah, the manipulation,

because I don't know what he said, that was news to me that he said, kill, I'll kill myself if you stop talking. Oh, yeah. That kind of stuff, that kind of stuff shows that you know what you're doing. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Let me see. Also, that reminds me of a something I read one time.

I don't remember which serial killer it was. And he said something kind of a little bit similar to it And the serial killer statement when he was being questioned after he admitted to doing a bunch of murders Um He said well, oh sheep she wanted me to kill her she asked me to and uh The detectives said like what do you mean she asked you to said oh yeah He said a lot of them did and he said what do you mean? He said well? She said, oh yeah, yeah. He said, a lot of them did. And he said, what do you mean? He said, well, she said, I would rather be dead

than be with you. So, like, I was like, I mean, you don't even have to read between the lines there. Yeah, Dick, I only threatened to chop girls, fingers and tits off because they're mean and nasty to me. That's one of the, that's one of the most recent emails. All right, here's the poem. Well, he also, what're mean and nasty to me. That's one of the most recent emails. All right, here's the poem. Yeah, well, he also, what is mean and nasty

with him could flip on a dime, oh Jesus. Yeah, hello. Hello, how are you? Good, how are you? Are you recovered? Hello? Not really. I just want you to say to to speak again because I'm not

I like is Amy is psych is you me still on the lawn to watch I don't know why what do you mean you want to just you know what I'm to speak again Give up why did you want you me to speak again? Why what do you want? Chris, what do you want? Nothing. All right, you know it's a guy, right? Get out of here. Go away. We're causing trouble Get out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Chris you know that that's a guy, right? Yeah, I guess I what do you mean you guess? All right, all right get out of here. Oh, hey, we could do it. Yeah, bye. Oh.

Say off the fucking internet. Yeah, just, yeah. Don't talk to, don't talk to them. Don't send them pictures of your dick right away. Yeah, okay. The mysterious woman is always on my mind. I think about her a lot. I Give her a massage to get her excited and kiss her neck and lick her snatch

Oh, right. Okay, until she becomes very wet She pleasures herself until she can't stand it anymore and begs for me to enter her Her slippery tight snatch is not big enough for my testosterone-filled load and the capacity of my balls. I feel like I'm reading a serial killer's manifesto. I keep her begging for more until there is no semen left. I cuddle her until we both asleep until next morning, we do it all over again. Then the woman can't get enough of me and my attention towards her and she stays with me for days on end. That's disturbing. Yeah. That is disturbing. Okay. Stay with me for days on days on end. Was Lacey almost here? All right. Let's wait. He's a he's a complicated one. Yeah, that's that's the serving. I mean, hopefully he think he realizes now that every woman he's talking to online is a man.

I don't know if he's ever going to believe it. Should disconnect the Kiwi before he and heroes, that means kill himself. Yeah. Well, the song version is there a song of the poem. If there's that poem, maybe want to throw up. Yeah, there's, well, you know, snatch and poem. Or normally used together. Yeah, I would like to read his interactions with, you know, with these people.

Oh, you do. I have. Oh, no, no, I never read them. I've never read one. Yeah. Y'all all the, I'll send you one. They're never read one. Yeah, y'all, I'll send you one. They're a fucking trip. Yeah, yeah.

Because as soon as they stop responding, he lays in with the I'm going to kill my, I'm feeling depressed right now. I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, normal people are not equipped to handle that. Well, only the only the girls who listen to the show can handle that. Well, that's a, yeah, bullshit. Go ahead. Right. Well, for it, because they know it's, because they know it's not on them. Well, that's a, yeah, bullshit. Go ahead. Right. Well for it.

Because they know it's, because they know it's not on them. Yeah, that's the thing. They know it's, because they know it's foolish. It's, well, that's bullshit. That's knowing what you're doing. That's active manipulation. Like that's, you have to have the thought to do that. Yeah. That fucking guy, man. I can't believe that guy did that dumb voice. That was amazing. That was an amazing voice. Hello. Hello, Chris.

I thought it was going to be a girl. I honestly thought that it was going to be somebody with like a three ball voice. Like fucking low like yeah, like low as shit. Like and I was gonna fucking lose it. And then part of me thinks that this is all like this is all enjoyment for him. He's interacting with people. You know, it doesn't matter that they're making that they're tricking him. Maybe he does after I don't think that was enjoyable for him right then, but he keeps

wanting to come back on. He keeps. Yeah, but like what is like what is your enjoyable life? I don't I don't think you or I could exactly relate to what he finds enjoyable. So it's just like put yourself in that it all you do all day is sit around in your house, message people who don't engage with you. Go to the store, buy some shitty gas station sandwich, go back home, and that's it. And this is actually interacting with people. It might not be, I mean, it might not be in a way that is kind to you. But you're, you know what I mean?

Are the one talking about chopping fingers and dits off. So clearly, there is a level of communication that you're, except that're, you know what I'm talking about chopping fingers and dits off. So clearly, he gets a level of communication that you're accept that is acceptable. Well, he gets something out of it. Yeah, I don't know. He gets something out of it. Yeah. He speaks like a fucking serial killer. Well, if he does, if he does serial kill anybody, I hope he mentions the show.

Yeah, push them over the edge. I like how Scott was standing by ready to jump back in. Because right now, I promise you, right now, Chris is following up with Scott, trying to figure out who the real UMI is that he's been talking to this whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guarantee you he won't leave her alone. Or him alone.

Yeah, it's totally delusional. I'm sure he thinks, okay, that's not UMI. Yeah. The person I was talking to was somebody different, which is... Oh, man. How fantastic. Chris the QE is never in my life, what I thought I never met anybody like that.

No, we're talked to anybody like that. What a wonderful. He's really, he really makes my life a happier, thinking about him, talking about him. The Christina, dude, I laughed at Christina Falsow for two weeks straight. We got to make it, I got to make it up to that guy. To who? Chris, the Kiwi.

We got to get him a hooker or something. Man, he's just too, he's just too indig, he's, I don't know what it is. I'm so fucked up. I'm afraid he'd fucking kill it. I'm so mad up. I'm afraid he fucking killed it. I'm gonna fire up. Yeah. I think there's a distinct possibility that. Look, he could do some shit that would be frowned upon.

The people who... My civilized society. The people who are doping him are bad people. I don't know if they're bad people. Yes, they are. They're morally degenerate people who've strayed from God. So to make up for them, I love them. Mean spirit it. They're mean, very mean spirit people. Yeah. Very attractive. Probably I assume like most mean people are.

Maybe. I think I think we should do something nice for Chris after that. All right, after that. I just, I just, Didn't she use a term mean spirited? I think he said this is the most mean spirited the show's ever been. Yeah, it is, it has been. It probably true.

Yeah. Except, I don't know, when we read Maddox's love letter, that was pretty mean spirited. But he's a fucking asshole. Who, like, but, everybody's somebody's asshole. But the way that, but the way that, you say Chris writes,

oh, these emails and all this kind of manipulative shit, he's a different kind of asshole. Uh huh. Cantillion says he knows a lot about him. Yeah. Cause they do a podcast together. Still? I don't know if it's dead or not.

They did three episodes. Did she die? Oh, she's here. Hi, Lacey. Come in, come in. Hi, hello. Wow, you look fantastic. Oh my God.

What are those lines in your stomach? Is that a tape? What are those indentations? Did you do nothing? Man, Pilates just rips you, doesn't it? Not me, it makes me fatter. It does not make you fatter, you must be doing it wrong. Oh my God, I can't stop searing at those abs.

See, abs on men are gay, abs belong on women. What the hell is that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that? My music. Oh. I'm just showing it to my abs. Check out Arizona helicopter rescue. Oh my God. That is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen.

I can't stop laughing. Have you seen it? Okay, wait, let me introduce. You know I see. Hi, welcome back to the show. Thank you. Oh my God. You're here. We've just spent the last half hour talking to a serial killer in training or in waiting. I don't know what it is. We, you know, Chris the Kiwi, you remember, he was called in.

Yes, apparently he's been talking to a young woman or someone who he thought was a woman Apparently he's been talking to a young woman or someone who he thought was a woman for a while and sending her video of him masturbating to completion and they had their first call live call today turned out it was obviously a man. He's not convinced. He's not convinced. Not a man doing a very bad girl voice. He's not convinced. Did you hear it? Did you hear the voice or he's... Can you play the voice back? It's not at all.

Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all.

Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. It kind of sounds like my grandma. Grandma, you mean?

Grandma, you mean? Yeah, okay. There you go. Oh my gosh, that's totally amazing. So thank you, your breath of fresh air. A beautiful breath of fresh air. Oh my God, you teach the loggies. Outfit?

You are Pilates. I want to fit into an outfit like that. I don't ever want to think about you in an outfit like that. That's my life goal is for me to wear what Lacey's wearing right now. What do you think? No. You think I can do it? I'll let you borrow the shirt.

Do you want to see what it would look like? No, I do not. I do not want to see what it would look like. Why do you need to show off like that with your stomach like that so crazy? I was saying how this is where is how I feel most comfortable. That's what sells Pilates too. Exactly. I'm a walking billboard. For America. No. What do you mean no? That's the highest compliment I can give. What do you mean no? I should make hats that say make America healthy again. Make America healthy again.

Make America, get fit. Make America in shape. You can't say again, because I don't think it's ever been... Why would a woman wear a hat, though? You got to wear it on shirt right here. That's where guys are looking. Yes, sports bras. All right, right in on those abs.

Oh my God. Excuse me, sir. My tits are up here. What's a box? It's a self-self-self-seller back strap. Meantre Bolden Palace.com. Yeah, I What's like boxes, you just sell their backs for at meberbouldenpalace.com. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, you sell your app space. Sell app space.

Yeah, sell app space. Can you sell app space? For sure. Oh yeah. Okay. Definitely. What do you got for us? You got some news for us?

Thank you for coming. Thank you. What about the helicopter? Have you seen that? Yes. The helicopter rescue? Yeah. Do you wanna watch it first?

Yes. Okay. I need to see this. Okay. You haven't seen it? I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it.

Well, yeah. I'm on the internet. Can you just see it again? Okay. Do you have a news story to go along with it? No, just let it happen. I didn't think you had how to see it. Why do you think I would not have seen something all I do all day is be on

the internet. Well, you're work while you're getting abs. I'm getting mind abs. My brother sent it to me after you sent it to him. Yeah, we were talking about why would you not send that to me? I don't send you anything. I'm not why because I know I'll be disappointed by your response no matter what. So I don't send you anything. I don't send you anything. That's really not- I'm not gonna lie because I know I'll be disappointed by your response no matter what.

So I don't send you anything. I don't tell my dad anything for the same. I only tell my mom good news because she will give me good feedback. So I don't tell my dad because I'll get like some kind of, you know. Everything is working, I set everyone's expectations low. Yeah.

Lazy, I've seen shit on the internet that's not even there yet. What are you talking about? I thank you. How sick do you think she got after that? Sick. I think she had a fucking embolism. The news report that I read said that she only suffered

slight nausea. From spinning around like a top. It's not I love. I love I love it. So funny because funny because you can see their thought process. Yes. Yes. Like, like their kids. Hold on.

Uh, okay, let me, let me get up a little window and I'll play it. It's the funniest. Yeah, it goes something ever see. It goes something like this, dick. It goes like, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Wait. Should we set her down? Yeah. The other guy goes, you can't set her down. No, she's stric- She'll strike oil. She'll strike oil.

And then they fucking pick her back up and the guys like, well fuck, what do we do? I just fuck it. Just fly back and let's hit Arby's. Don't worry. They're like, don't worry, he's just gonna stop spinning. And then they see it going, but like, oh shit, no, that's not how this works. It's then it starts going the other way.

We can't put her down. Ugh. We gotta get out of this canyon. By the way, these are first responders, these are heroes, these are first responders. That we're, like, it's not funny. Everyone responding to this kind of fake. When I first saw this, I hurt so bad to laugh.

I felt so sorry for the woman, but like I couldn't stop laughing. No, it's one of those things. It's the best video I've seen a long time. I got halfway through and I'm like, I feel bad laughing, but like, oh, you know what? She's dead now. So it's fine. If I were to die, I was like, that's got to cause a stroke.

Like, it's got to be, well, her flies off. Her blood, she's through the top. I mean, you're going, of course, does terrible things to people. She was going so fast. I hear a watch. I wonder if someone can't see how many times she's spun. Remember the spin out at Magic Mountain? Yeah, that ride was awesome. Yeah, it started, look at it. Oh, there she goes.

Here's where they pick her up. Yeah, this is a little, right? Oh, no. And this is where, this is where the guy realizes that he forgot Oh, his pants is blank So did he yeah, I I think it's like it's a it's a it's a drive shaft that goes per the rotor all the way down to the Rescue ship you tied the rope onto the rotor. Yeah, yeah My bad.

My bad, we should have had a side. Oh, wait, that's it. Oh, they just looked for the long version. The helicopter. That wasn't a full version. No, no, not even close. Oh my god. Oh, maybe you haven't seen the long version.

It's not a long version. Oh, yeah. No, and then you can say, they go down and they're like, no, no, no, this is a bad idea. Well, we can't leave her here. She starts spinning nice and so there you can see them. Okay, look Here's the stuff on leaderships like on and to oh my god. Oh

Oh god, I'm starting to turn back at fourth the guys like now the guys realizing oh shit Oh got the spin got the spin We got to land it back down and try to get it under control. Right. Yeah, no bad, bad, bad party. Oh, she's 75 years old. Oh my God. Look at her face.

She's going. Ah, ah, ah, ah. So, oh, I'm a jerk for making fun of Chris the Kiwi, but the whole internet's laughing at this old woman getting killed. She's alive, but they didn't know that when they were laughing, Sean. She might as well have been dead. She had a good run. There's no way she survived that.

Ah, fuck it. We'll let the hospital figure it out. Just cut the rope. I fly by the hospital and cut the rope and we'll say it broke, because of all the spinning, they can figure it out. Oh, my God. So that happened because they were bringing her up. Like that's what happens with rope, right?

You bring it up and the twists get compressed and then they start freaking out. Yeah. But that doesn't make these five and not heroes. That's what I used to do on the swing. I would wind myself up really quick. Yeah. Let myself go and just spin wind myself up really quick. Yeah. And let myself go and just spin around and get super dizzy.

Yeah. That was fun. That was a fun trick. Great news. Sorry, that was the funniest thing I've seen all week. Yeah. I had to bring it in. Yep.

Lighten the mood. I knew you were talking to a serial killer. I could have swore you'd be embossed in this weekend. Why? Have you heard of the straight parade? This group called Super Happy Fun America took out this permit in Boston in spite of Pride Month

to throw huge parade sun-raining. It's been spite of Pride Month. We're not allowed to have our own. Oh, I thought you may have been involved with it. I was a little nervous. Yeah, well, you know, I hate parades. Did it? And I hate straight people.

See, because I'm down to celebrate straight pride, but then everything about it, I don't like the relationships, the marriage, the babies, it turns out that I actually do have a problem with the straight sexual, I don't have any problem with gay sexuality, but I have a lot of problems with straight sexuality. I don't have any problem with gay sexuality, but I have a lot of problems with straight sexuality. That's a trick. So the gay people should stay away from the straight tendencies of relationships and such. Yes, that's the problem that I have. They're shackling themselves. They don't know. They don't know. They've been so, they're new. They're having so much fun being oppressed and being underground and having, having like cool handkerchief codes to each other.

Oh my God, God. They don't understand what it's like. They don't want to be accepted. By the way, did you know that 40% of the calendar is dedicated to gay pride? What? Yeah. This month?

No, of the year. 40% of the calendar is dedicated to gay pride shit. Well, with all these holidays made up in the last, you know, one to three years. Yeah, holidays. Here, let me pull it up. Let me pull it up. Lacey, I got some news.

You think you got news? I got my own straight news for you. Definitely. List of LGBT awareness periods. Celebrate bisexuality day, September 23rd, bisexual awareness week, the week surrounding September 23rd, bisexual health awareness period. Celebrate bisexuality day, September 23rd, bisexual awareness week, the week surrounding September 23rd, bisexual health awareness month, March, international day against homophobia, transphobia and bifobia, May 17th, pansexual and panoramic visibility

day. What, oh, pan, panromantic, excuse me. These are all May 24th, day of silence. They're all brand new. Harvey Milk Day, May 22nd, and Holly, Holocaust Remembrance Day. I think your facts are wrong, Dick. It's fake competing. Exactly. No, but it's, these are days.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holocaust Remembrance, how does that have anything to do with gay pride? Because it was like Jews, Gypsies, and homosexuals. Well, that was a new remit. Sloppy, yeah. Sloppy. Sloppy. You can't take that away from them, Lacey.

I know you're not trying to not remember the Holocaust. Stop it! Here are you. They have just as much a right to be remembered as anybody else. Don't they? Keep going. International lesbian day. I'll tell you the truth.

Look at all these days. It's 40% of the calendar. Don't they keep going international lesbian day? I'll tell you what I say. Look at all these days. It's 40% of the calendar is dedicated to selling people with disposable income, new products. I mean, generating awareness for gay pride. World AIDS Day, December 1st. I mean, zero discrimination. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with having a bunch of stupid fake holidays. No. How

is this? I mean, doesn't disrupt your day, does it? It annoys me in the same way that it's like getting an email from a car dealer on your birthday. That's how I feel about LGBT awareness days. I wake up on my birthday and I get an email from Ford of West Covina, hey, happy birthday, right? How would you like to come in and celebrate you by dumping a bunch of money onto a truck? I don't know. I don't want my identity of me being co-opted to sell me shit,

to say in the same way that I don't want anybody's identity of them being co-opted to obviously sell them shit because I know that it works. I know that it works on somebody. That's why I don't like it. The same reason I didn't like mental health shit. It's the same thing and none of it's fun. And, and, and I'm upset because they get funny ads. The gay people get fucked. Did you see the Dr. Pepper one? Top bottom. No. Yeah, here.

Let me show you the Dr. Pepper ad. Dr. Pepper Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper. Has this been shown on TV? No, it's a internet ad. I have one internet ad. Safe on the interwaves. Oh yeah, very safe.

Like I said, I see everything on the internet all the time. Yeah, right. Oh, doesn't exist anymore. I remembered it though. I'll find it. I'll fucking find it. Oh, remember the trick. Here's the ad.

Top bottom, verse. So, they're selling a soda on butt sex. Yeah. How come straight people don't get funny ads about butt sex with their sodas? How come Diet Coke doesn't make an ad of like your wife, like God damn, that's a huge bitch, not anymore Diet Coke. Like, yeah, that's funny.

Thank you for making an ad for me, a straight man once in your miserable life. Well, because there's pushing maximum density awareness week at the when they wanted to run that act, they had to shelve it. They're either selling to women, or they're selling to women, vis-a-vis the identity of gay men. That's what makes me so angry about it. I wonder how this ad did.

I heard about it. You know what? I'm not gay. There you go. And I drink soda, so obviously it did well. I didn't hear any, I didn't hear any ads about mountain do that. Are you there will be no doctor pepper allowed in this house? You know, I, but I support the ad. Yeah. Great. I like it. It's funny. Yeah. It's about as sex. Uh, great. I like it. And I like Dr. Pepper. Do you? So

just because they're not allowed in Australia either, just like me. So we have that in common. Why? I don't know, but that member Thad called in and I don't like Dr. Pepper. Why? I don't like the taste of it. Taste, sasperilla-y.

No, I don't like the taste of it. I don't know why. You don't like anything fun. It tastes great. Ha ha ha ha. Tastes like a bunch of zazzle-pinnies. I don't like anything fun. It is.

I just have a little coppery taste to it. That's great. It reminds me, you know? Yeah. No, no, I'm not a fan. I mean, driving home drunk, throw some pennies in the Dr. Pepper, Cleary, right up. It sounds like copper, Dr. Pepper, copper, pepper.

Maybe that's why. What do you like, Mr. Pib, that fucking fraud? I don't like that flavor. That's a fuck fraud. You don't like that flavor at all. No, what flavors do you like? I like Coke. I love a good Coke.

I like Squirt. Oh, you like Squirt, you? Yep, okay. I love Squirt. I wish it had caffeine in it. Do you like Ruby Red Square or just plain squirt? No, I just plain. Oh my God.

Oh, all right. What else, what do you got, abs? What's... Got a question for you. A straight pride parade. So how did it go? Hmm. It's why would did guys show up to that? It's how many years we get an NRA parade. That's a straight pride parade. I know. That's what they're saying is like there's plenty of straight pride parades. Why do they have to create this one? It's a trick.

It's a trick. The feds are going to arrest pedophiles there. They tried to make Brad Pitt the face of it. He used to just like this one. Online on their website, they were trying to use Brad Pitt's image for the straight pride parade. And he found out about it. And he freaked out. And this yesterday morning, actually,

everything was taken down with all these censorship over his images. Well, yeah, I mean, you can't do that without getting permission. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office.

I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office.

I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. I know the congratulatory office. Okay. All right, all right, all right. Question. Have you ever been sober curious? Sober curious? Do you know what that is? I'm glad that you brought up my sobriety. I haven't had a drink at all. I haven't had a drink in a week and a half.

Really? Yeah, I, I, I, you know what? You are a trend. What? You and the millennials, very on trend. Why? They can't afford booze anymore millennials. Yeah, right. For true, very on trend. So they can't afford booze anymore millennials. Yeah, right.

For two very different reasons. That might be it. Yeah, God sucks to be a millennial. It really, it really fucking sucks. No, it sucks. It sucks to have them around. Millennials are drinking less and less because of the health reasons.

They're realizing that drinking is not great for the health and bullshit. It's because it's $9 a beer. Whenever you go out and whenever you go out you're just staring at a bunch of assholes looking in their phones. You know, thanks for running up the price of PBR too. Yeah, no, it's a premium. You guys got any other fucking cheap drinks that you want to make insanely expensive because

you're fucking dumb. What else is next that I can develop not to lose my taste for? Bars like get away in Brooklyn, in New York, are all the rage right now. They're popping up all over, serving sober drinks, places for people. What's a sober drink? It's just like a green juice. Like a doctor, a doctor ask pepper like that.

They would see they could serve that there. For sure. Just no alcohol. Even big beer brands are getting involved in it. They're starting to invest in non-alcoholic drinks. Yeah, like water. I mean, I bet that would get me. So it's like a bar that no one can tell a good story

from that night, right? Like it's, yeah. So we were so fucked up at the end. It's like, no, we all like went home, got a good night's sleep, woke up and exercised. I think that sounds like a beautiful day. You know what I was just going to say, that that is the only way to get women out of the house

and into about 80s girl, you know how she went on that, that she went on that girl's night out, that she wouldn't let me play my favorite video games. Yes, that's called wanting to have your cake and eating it too. Right, she had her cake and eat it too. She went out with her friends, but she didn't, she guilted me

and she's not playing a video game that I've been looking forward to playing for a long time, probably a year. Yeah. Yeah. It's super hot spin-out for a long time. No, super hot spin-out for a long time. No, no, I have wanted to play it forever,

but I didn't think a regular video games could capture the experience and then when Oculus Rift happened and it was on Oculus Rift, I said, now I'm finally ready to commit to wanting to play Superhot, which was two days ago, but I have been wanting to play it for a long time. Her and all of her friends that she went out with, none of them drank. I said, what the fuck kind of night is this? You went out with a bunch of broads and sat in a bar and didn't drink.

What, you just take a space. You don't understand. You don't understand. But they can talk. Oh, they had a great time. They can talk. You can't have that voice in your head that goes like, oh my God, oh my God.

And then every once in a while you you go, yeah, uh-huh. Like, because you're just something deep down while you're thinking about something else says that you should say that every now and again. Right. Like, I don't think they have that. Women, I think there's genuine interest. Oh, with each other.

Yeah. And the things going on in their lives. I'd have to think about that. I'd have to think, I'd have to think long and hard about that, but they hate alcohol. They've always hated alcohol. They made it illegal back in whenever alcohol was illegal. That was a women's temperance movement. They hated it.

The women were not involved in that. The women had no voice during that time. Lacey, women have always had a voice. I only wish that. if that were true, I would dedicate the rest of my life to building a time machine. So I could go back to the time when women had no voice. Are you kidding me? You think of, you think of vote as a voice? How about this?

All day, every day, all fucking day, every, every senator has to go home to this and to if they're lucky. I hate alcohol. You come home too, drunk two if they're lucky. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- Yeah. Yeah. I haven't had a drink in months. You haven't had a drink in months? Months. Yeah. Oh, I take that back. I just went to EDC. I got fucked up in EDC. When was that?

Two weeks ago. I just recovered. See. I just recovered. The electronic daisy. So, millennials aren't drinking? No. Huge decline in sales.

Huge decline in... I hope they start drinking. I think I'm right use the client in sex for male millennials. 20, 30. How, women, the women aren't drinking. So they have all their mental faculties. Yeah.

You don't have a job or a purpose. Oh my God, I feel terrible for them all of a sudden. I always feel bad for millennials. Millennial men, excuse me, not millennial women. I don't wanna be, no, no water they, no wonder they have all these fucked up ideas about everything. I mean, if people start drinking less alcohol and drinking more water,

it's going to contribute more to the water shortage. What? I'm going to water by 2030. What? No cleaning water. Right, I feel like that. Wait, wait, what do you mean? You feel like that?

If you don't start drinking, you just water instead of alcohol. This is worse than Christa Kiwi. What do you mean? What do you mean we're gonna have no water? Is that news or is that just something you think? I mean, we're on a crisis right now. What is?

The water shortage. Where? Everywhere. The world. In the dust bowl in China, yeah. Have you heard about the iceberg cowboys? It was, yeah, it was called a Brewster's Millions. I saw a documentary on it.

I love that movie. I love that one Sean. Yeah. They're collecting these icebergs in Antarctica and pulling them, dragging them to the ocean all the way to South Africa. Yeah. For clean drinking water.

Okay. Because they're in such a crisis. Well, they live in. They're only allowed to have half a bath I've seen that. South Africa. Yeah. For clean drinking water. Okay. Because they're in such a crisis. Well, they only allowed to have half a bath to full of water a day. In Africa? South Africa. Oh, South Africa. Well, different than the rest of Africa.

Yeah, the rest of Africa has some problems too. I heard. Yeah, a lot. They're shipping icebergs can't solve. What do you mean? What do you mean a water? We don't have a water crisis though. We sure do.

In America, no. No. What are you talking about? LA's tap water is contaminated. I wouldn't drink it ever. Is it that bad? I don't think that's that bad. My mom recently sent me a grid.

All right, I'm gonna pull this up. Yeah. Okay, okay, but we still have, you know, Dr. Pepper has water for us and stuff like that. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Why did we start talking about this? I guess I'll die of dehydration. I'm not drinking Dr. Pepper.

So you got to drink, that's why you drink liquor because it's safe. But that's what I'm saying is contributing to the water shortage if people stop drinking alcohol. Oh, I see. They'll start drinking. I think we're okay. I think we'll find some. They always stash a little more.

Do you think? Water? You're not nervous about this? Oh, no. About a lack of water, no? Because it's the easiest thing in the world to make. To make. Yeah.

Easiest thing in the world. Decellanization plants. We got it. Australia has deceleration full of water out there. You just boil it and then collect the steam and that's pure water. The whole planet has water and it's just the amount of energy. I have seen that. The one has this issue.

It is an issue. Oh, it's not an issue. It's an issue in the middle of China and Africa. It's not an issue in LA. Well, that's true. Where's our water? The farmers just take it all here. So they always make, they always politicize it because they want California.

California is been rewalled up for like there's no, there's, we're not low anymore. All those reasons in the California. Yeah, we're fucking fine. Yeah, but they get people freaked out about it. So far that our reservoir is like over. Oh, yeah, they're overflow. Yeah, we're way pretty. We too fucked up. Well, they, because they get people invested in these like causes and then they don't want to let that go because it's power, you know, they can get you guys excited. But we have tons of, it's that they're just creating hype.

Yeah, that was, the farmers wanted free water and they were, they dropped, drum were water, the city does. So they don't want to free water. It's like 90, 10. We don't have the cities versus the, it might even be more than that. The farmers use, because we grow like 80% of the world's almonds here, which is an unfalpha more than that. Yeah, and incredibly, which is an incredibly inefficient thing to grow almonds. They just tons of water for very little yield.

Yeah, it's Chinatown, they see. Why are we making almonds? That is the... Well, I mean, you never had an almond. Well, because they grow here. Well, that's right, they're amazing. They're great nuts. They're one of my favorite nuts.

I only eat almond butter. I don't eat peanut butter anymore. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, what's the next? How would you, what would you say is your ideal proposal? My ideal proposal? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What's the? How would you? What would you say is your ideal proposal? My ideal proposal. Yeah. How would you propose? I propose. We thought of this. Yeah. Wait. What? How would you propose?

To like a woman? Yeah. For marriage? Yeah. Like a big contract. Yeah. Yeah. Just never that never ends. How is she doing? Here's the pre-nub and I would keep slipping documents. I would keep slipping paper in so she can tell you die of older age. Until she gives up. Who starved to death at the breakfast table. Yeah.

Sean, you? What, how would I propose? Yes. I have no fucking clue. You haven't even thought about it ever? No. No. No, I mean, I have no, no, I have no idea how I would propose. No, I have no fucking clue. You haven't even thought about it ever. No, no, no, I mean I have no No, I have no idea how I would propose What are you talking about?

I would go to atlone and I and just think how would I one day Propose to a woman. Yes, no, that's never crossed your mind never never never no really Prop, no, cuz men don't like think about what their wedding day might be. I've never thought about my wedding day. Just the proposing? I've never thought about that because I've never proposed somebody. Phil, you got me there. I guess you are all fashioned in some ways.

Stupid question. You are. You want the guy to do it? Sure. Okay, have you ever imagined a man proposing to you? Diamonds? You want a diamond? No, because I just don't know how they would do it Like I don't know how they can probably going to Disneyland. I assume I would if he brought you a bunch of water Like a 55 gallon drum of water

Here I want to give you this dowry of water so that you'll be safe This is my the token of what I can do give you this dowry of water so that you'll be safe. This is the token of what I can do for you. Tonight, we're having a full tub. Well, you know, they want to do that too. They want to cut us down to like 50 gallons a month or something like that. What, here?

Yeah. There's no shortage. It's just fucking the farmers want it. And the crank. Yeah, go. Here, we got these these. He can't squeeze the farmers. How do we fight that? You don't because we don't make the fucking, we don't make the state any money. You got to tweet about it.

I mean, not in, not the same. I don't fucking, I'm fucking showering my shit. I'm never turning it off. You got a protest. Fight the power. Oh, how do you want? How do you want a guy to propose? How do you want a guy to propose?

I would murder her father. I think that's the most romantic, women understand that, because then they don't need to be, they don't feel obligated to two men. It's just you. Would you do it in public or would you make it more intimate? It depends on the woman, really.

Maybe just a little, in his sleep, maybe just choke him on. I think that's what every woman secretly wants. Not something like in public. I take him to Disneyland. I would take her and him to Disneyland and then I would stab him in front of the magic castle and get the picture.

Cause she would be staring at the magic castle and yeah, I would say kind of a suspended animation. Hey, look at all that water over there. Yeah, nothing more, nothing says, because then she's got no choice. No choice. That's commitment. But how do you want to be proposed to? In an intimate setting.

In an intimate setting. Like in bed. In some way exotic. Yeah. Oh boy. All right. Do you want a diamond? Somewhere exotic.

Yes, do you like the suffering of the African children? Oh, don't look. I wanted to see the out of the answer. She's thinking about it, so it's yes. If I tell you what I really want, you're going to... You just want an answer. She wants a fucking... I want a African child.

Black diamond. What the hell is a black diamond? A black diamond. There is that. I just want a black diamond. Are they even like a piece of gold? Basically, yeah. But it's a diamond that's black. You've never seen a black diamond. Are they even like a piece of coal? Basically, yeah. But it's a diamond that's black.

You've never seen a black diamond? No. Look it up. I'd rather not. No, you're not interested. I feel like this is something. Okay, let's see. Up your alley.

Jewelry? Yes. Black diamonds are disproportionately sent to prison as a percentage of the population. Yeah, 13% of black diamonds cause 50% of engagements. Is that what you saying? No, I'm saying they're, they're profiled. Unfairly.

Black diamonds and wedding rings. Are they really diamonds or what? No. What are that doesn't matter to me? Oh, so you'll take anything. Are they really diamonds or what? No. That doesn't matter to me. Oh, so you'll take anything. No, I like black diamonds. That's a marketing term that they call a diamond.

Stop saying black diamonds. Is it? I don't know how to call it. Is it obsidian? No. No, look Sean here it is. It's hematite, hematite, anthracite, carbonado. Ooh, look at that one.

Carbonado. Boron, chloride, or a black synthetic diamond. So it's a fake diamond, yeah. Well, let's see, the picture kind of looked like polished obsidian or something, I mean, a little bit. It is black, it's not like a smoked, you know. So no children were harmed in the making of this diamond. It's fake.

Well, kind of, but it promotes the term diamond, which promotes the industry of this diamond. It's kind of, but it promotes the term diamond, which is, which promotes the industry of diamonds. You're contributing to the- That's a little bit of a stretch. Oh, really. Don't even say diamond if you don't want to. Yeah. What else do you want to call it then?

Black gemstone. Black gemstone. Black gemstone. Killstone. Why is that in the news? Not the black diamond part. What was in the news? Not the black diamond part. What was in the news? Yeah, what?

I've listened to out of this Georgia police officer proposed to his girlfriend. Oh, oh boy. He's a million jokes here. Boy. Go ahead. I thought it would be a good idea to stage a fake traffic, excuse me, pull her over. Yeah. Spin her around. Spin her around.

Got her out of the car, arrested, or not arrested, sorry, she wasn't fully arrested, but he was waiting for her as she exited her car with his ring, asking to marry. He said he knew that she would be mad at first, but would hopefully say yes. Yeah. And the dumbass said yes.

The dumbass. Yes! I'm so pissed if my husband... but would hopefully say yes. Yeah. And the dumbass said yes. The dumbass. Yes. Oh, because you like police. I'm so pissed if my husband fake pulled you over. Yes. Yeah. It's like a rush of emotion.

But he might get killed or have a heart attack and she'll have a pension. I don't know. She'll have a pension. Well, not yet, because they're not married. Well, I mean, just saying, just stick it out for a little while. I hate when cops do that. What? Do you just to their power?

They tell those cute stories of like, they pulled a girl they liked over to get her number. Yes, that's so gross. I always, yeah, that's an avenue that we don't have. Yeah, I sit there and think like, this is, I really hope that you get shot. Sometimes you do that because that is sick. What you're doing is sick.

And I really, I really hate it. It's not the way to do it. I hate it. I hate when people do fun stuff at work, I really hate what you're doing. It's abusing their power. It's predatory kind of. Yeah, I agree with you.

It's just. I knew a guy who did that. And then it turned out that he was banging an under an underage participant in the like youth justice league that he ran whoops. I have. Well, there you go. There you go. Redding's on the wall. Should have known. Should have known.

Total. I do hate when they do that. I know. That doesn't make them any less heroes though. A little bit. We go. That doesn't make them any less heroes though. A little bit. Okay, what else? That's all the news. That's all the news. That's all the news. That's all the news. That's all the news you got. It was a fun news segment. Sean, you never thought about how to propose to a woman? Fantasy woman?

I mean, do you have no idea how I, that, no, like it, no. Is that something that guys just kind of winged? Yes, it is. Well, it's something that we're forced into. Yeah, we're obligated to do. There are pro. And then we see what we can get away with by society. This tradition, exactly.

Yeah, women, mostly. Yeah, I'll be the, I'm as romantic as a fucking brick. I, hmm. You, I'm sure Dick is probably got way more of that in him than I do. I'm, I'm, I'm very romantic. I believe I am fucking terrible. Yeah.

Terrible. And I admit it. And they always come back for more. You know what, Mary, you know what, you know what, I, where's that picture you had commissioned of me? Can you get it? I think it's up there. This is what I, this is what I think about

while you're thinking about marriage proposals. What you remember you got me for my birthday? He covers the magic. I'm like the other ones aren't up. Oh my God. Okay. So funny you covered the mic. Like, pookie, pookie, can you get me what I hear? Lazy, this is what I'm thinking so funny you covered the mic. Like, pookie?

Pooh-ki, can you get me what I- Here, lazy, this is what I'm thinking about. While you're thinking about, while it's fixed, you're thinking about marriage. It's just sonnivele. It is sonnivele. Ah! Oh my god!

What is this? Well, that's you on the right. What? No. My boobs are that big. Well, that's- And my nipples aren't that dark. Me thinking that's... And my nose aren't that dark. Me thinking about it.

Right. He has a temporal disorder. This is 80s real guy. This is for me for my birthday. It's Lucy Wilde on the left. And Hitomi Tanaka on the right. Why is there makeup blurred? Why is there makeup blurred?

What do you think? And this airbrush too, something like that. You know what? You know something. You know what? You know what? You know what? You know something that made me really sad, really affected me. Maybe it caused me a bit of derailment this week.

Here we go, I don't believe any of this. I was on porn hub in virtual reality when I couldn't play the game that I wanted to play. So I was spikedfully beating you. You're acting out. Yeah, it's okay. I was looking at a part on my computer and in the Oculus Rift, I wanted to play. Or I was spikedfully beating you. You're acting out. Yeah, it's okay. I was looking at a part on my computer and in the Oculus Rift, I was so mad.

And on my phone. Right. I'm foreign. What hand? I know. What? Never mind. It's virtual reality.

Let it go. Oh my God. It's the greatest thing ever, Lacey. You want to go to Disneyland? We could go there 10 minutes. Just slap that fucking goggles on you. Here you go, bitch. Wow.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. And I found a Hitomi Tanaka porn in VR. And I was like, oh my God, I think I might, I'm gonna write my will out before I watch this in just in case. Leave everything to Sean that I have. Make sure he continues to do the show or else he gets none of it.

He has to do, split it all up, put it in an, put it in an investment fund, and then give him a small amount every week that he does the show and he has to do it forever until he's dead. Or else week that he does the show and he has to do it forever until he's dead or else someone that he hates gets it. You know, that's my, I just came up with that. Totally.

So, that's great. The Tommy Tannock I get in and after I ran my will, I put it on and I loaded up and it wasn't compatible or something, it was like the wrong version of VR. So it made, like fucked up my eyes all cross. At first I thought it was just her huge tits. We're doing this to my brain, but then I was trying to, like I did one eye and the other

and like no, no, this is wrong. Something about this is not configured right. Like it's all, yeah, I was getting, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was like an episode of the Twilight Zone that I got finally get, I finally get the house to myself and get to Tommy Tannaka, VR pornography, and then I put it on and I saw fucking scrambled up.

What a... D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D Honestly, that would fucking suck. Well, cause then I went around looking for it, and I couldn't find it, that was the only version. I'm like, wow, I guess it's fucking for the wrong, I guess it's for the wrong one now. Then I don't know how 3D VR works, but they made the porno for the wrong goggles. Some shitty early adopting VR set, some the fucking one, the one that goes inside

the cardboard goggles, probably for the Nintendo robots lab or something like that. And then I realized as I'm like, well, okay, maybe she'll maybe they'll fix it or maybe she'll just make more. So probably make another one. She'll probably make another one. Like this is selling like crazy. No, she'll probably make another one. She'll probably make another one. like this is selling like crazy. No, she'll probably make another one. She'll probably make another one. And I feel like, go, go, go, go, go. But that means all the porn, Lucy Wilde,

all the porn starts that are retired. They can't, they can't make any VR porn at all. Wait, is VR porn like, do you put on these goggles and like, you can see them like coming onto you? Oh my God, you can see your own dick. You can see, you can see you coming onto them. Yeah, they're all night, they coming onto you. Oh my God. You can see your own dick. You can see you, you can see you coming onto them. Yeah. They're all night, they smile at you.

They're nice. They're nice to you. Right. You can control the versus. Is this the case? No, it's never the case. Women won't even, when women send you a picture of themselves, they won't even look you in the eye.

They're only looking at themselves. That's how, yeah. Not in VR. VR they'll look you right in the eye. They're only looking at themselves. That's how, yeah. Not in VR. This is only fun. VR they'll look you right in your eyes. Yes. Oh, God. What was I saying? Oh, yeah, you can control the way your dick is bent. It's remarkable. Anyway, that's what that was my experience. Realizing that, well, How do you make the connection to your dick and the one that's on the screen? Because you look down and it's right there

and you think it's yours. Like all the stuff in VR, do you just think it is? So this has to be the dirtiest goggles ever. What mine? Just goggles that people use. Yes. It's just the goggles that you're using. But yours too.

No, mine are very, very. Do you clean them off with a web wipe after every? No, I just gonna share it. No. Some to most of the time. All right. Do I have anything else to read? No, let's just do voice meals.

Got it. I had to wait, I have some advice. Okay, here's one I want to read while you're here. This is from Sammy Sam. There's a girl that's way out of my league, but she seems to like me, but she is a hoe. So what should I do? No, then what should I do?

I think you meant Ann to she is a hoe. There's a girl who's out of my league, and she is a hoe. Not but. No, and she is a hoe, and then maybe he has a problem further down the road. That's the problem I think. That's what I mean.

Yeah, I need some advice. He's, yeah. She has B cups, nice ass, Latina. I'm six one blonde hair blue eyes, but I'm on the heavy side. But she seems to like me. She's was willing to go out to prom with me. But she is a hoe and goes out to parties a lot.

Well, that, well, okay. That doesn't mean that she's a hoe. No, I don't think so. They're all hose. Well, let's be honest. You were just gonna say that doesn't mean she's a hoe. You were. Yeah, it's being a hoe is what means she's not the parties.

Yeah, just being a hoe. What is she doing at these parties? Is she sitting on her phone, not talking to anybody? Is she fucking everyone at the party? Like, it's just because you go to a party, it doesn't mean you're a hoe. Mm, that's what you say. I've never been to a cool high school parties, and I'm not a hoe. So you threw all the parties. So should I ask her out or something else? No, we view, I didn't have parents. We threw all the parties on. They were all the sponsors.

They were all sponsors. It was free range unchecked minors. I always wonder what my, like I guess our parents just didn't care because we spent the night at your house with no parents around. What, my dad would be, he'd be off doing something, you know, and Palm Springs.

Yeah, and they didn't ever give a shit. I'm sure they trusted you guys. He used to lead, he'd be like, no parties. I'm like, yeah. I'd be like, no, we're not gonna do that. Like, why would we, you know. My dad would do that. I lived in such a small town that he would tell me

that he contacted the sheriff and told him that he would be out of town to make house calls throughout the week. Whoa, all town is the enemy. Very strict. Yeah, very strict. I, all town is the enemy. Very strict. Yeah, I wonder if you have a thing with against cops. I'll leave you a picture of us at prom. Dead, dead home.

PS, I would, I would advice from Sean. What? He wants advice. What do I say to the hell is that supposed to be? I want to have good advice. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Let good advice what the fuck does that supposed to mean Let's see here's the picture of him. I'm not gonna put it on the stream. What's he asking? He's asking what he should do with his hoe. He's got a hoe, but she's a hoe

She likes it does he he hasn't said of whether he likes her he asked her to prom to he was She has nice be cups and a fat ass. Yeah, what more do you want? Yeah, what do you want? Like a emotional, a poem like Chris the Kiwi wrote. Lacey, do you wanna hear Chris the Kiwi's poem? Yes. Wait, here's a piece. So she's a hope, so I don't know, I mean, you know. That's what he looks, that's her.

That's what he looks like. I can't believe he's saying this about her. Look at those ho sandals though. She's just trying to dress up. She's cute, right? She looks sweet. This guy's an asshole. He has his arm around her and now in he's sending you messages

saying that she's a ho? Dude, that guy... He has a problem. He says he's on the heavy side. I think that's... Mm-hmm. All right, well... I'm on the small...

My face is a little undersized. This reminds me of my picture. You got to power through that hose shit. Well, just, of course they're fucking hose. That's what they got to sell. Look, just get over it. I think you got to power through it. You got to take that hose.

I think a lot of young guys think that like women aren't as sexual as they are. What do you mean? That they like, they like having sex too. Women? Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of young guys think like they like put up with their stuff. Maybe he thinks like she's, oh, she's a home, man.

No, it's insecurity. She's dirty. She's like, yeah, it's insecurity. Because it's like, oh, yeah, she's banged all these other guys. I don't want to compete. That too, your dick is shaped you're dick is shaped for hose. Your dick is shaped for hose. The plunger, listen, okay, just listen to my voice.

There we go. Just listen to my voice. What was his name? Do I think you're just listening to the sound of my voice? The reason your dick is shaped like that is to shoot all of that other semen out of there. So yours can power and throw and knock that bitch up. Don't shy away from the hoe factor.

You gotta drive through it. You gotta drive it out of, it's a poison that's in your mind. It's a poison that's in your mind that was put there by feminism that you've gotta pound through. You've gotta embrace the hoe. They're all, they're all hose. They're all hose. Just accept it. Accept it and be one

with it. You've got to take in the hoe. You've got to take it inside of you. And you've got to be, you've got to be in love with the hoe. That's it. You've got to love the hoe. For the rest of your life, that was the cutscene from Caddy Shack, actually. Alright, everybody, this is Middick Show. Payjohn.com's live. DickShow, Dick.show.dickshow.com. See you in Vegas. It's one of my favorite shows recently.

This is a reason, yeah. Oh, good, because all the Chris Kiwi stuff. Because it's just been insane. Oh, should I play bicycle boys again? Because people who weren't on Patreon didn't do anything to hear. Yeah, I think people should hear that. So, too. Hello, this is Kevin of kevinaylandow.com.

Dude, did we win sanctions? Well, we didn't lose sanctions, so... I didn't lose. For him. I'll meet you at your field box in 260 hours Bicycle boys. Yeah, we finally did it buddy. God, I'll scoff free now paying any money We deemed up lost broke up now. We united one last time to show the courts are fun Right try to fight it bicycle boys. Yeah, we're feeling quite excited But once I didn't lose Jo-Jinger has decided that I am just a dude

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The thing Ramo's retired. And Judge Andrew has no balls. Yeah, Maddox, Malisha, rise up. How about a roll call? He fell, a party party. Oh, is that all? No, that's fucking kidding, because I actually hate you. Yours about a life even as he does out of shame to you.

That's a candy run that sack. I want my cash back. Too late I spent your money on a brand new sonic backpack. From Alvin's dress. That's not a cool fricoseps. And their discount fee hydrated sales are the best. I can prove it. Will you, too, please take my life test?

I'll take suit. I ate a big cash for breakfast. I'll also be hindered. I'll drink and forget it. I wrote a new article. Yeah, they're all jealous. The best parts of you count. Yes, I've read it.

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You're unnatural. The best in the universe? Perhaps. Holy macaroni. Plystical boys, yeah we keep on peddling lies in the skies. That's we keep on peddling. We dreamed up loss, broke up, now we're united Judge Andrew is a pussy

And he doesn't even hide it Pysico boys watch us bike up in the sun set I haven't really lost But you haven't really won yet We make a great team, dude, please don't go, I missed it Perhaps one day soon we'll both be back in business That was good. That's the best you got. That's the best compliment you got.

That was good. Yeah. I like the beat. You didn't like the lyrics about bicycle boys? They were clever. We lost... Asterios lost his sanctions motion against Maddox and Landau, they're the bicycle boys.

So we got away with it. Because of sheer laziness. Laziness and doesn't know how to use a dick. Oh, yeah. Guy Judge doesn't know how to use his dick. Has one. No, no, no reason for it. Function.

So, however, all right, here's Facebook news and then I've got to ask you a hello dick and hello dick heads. This is the Facebook group news for the last couple of days. Robert Hancock wants to know if subscribing to a premium snatch account is cheating. A wide response is quickly followed. Damian Airdnato says, if you have to ask, it is cheating. Yeah. Can't Adam states?

No, but it counts as sad and retarded. Kovante's McIntyre advised Robert to just go to the strip club. Of course, a number of comments simply called Robert a beta and a cuck. Scott Milkens thinks Robert's girlfriend should break up with him for being that much of a sucker. It would seem that most of the comments did agree that liking a premium Snapchat does count as cheating. John Smirri asked for tips on doing shroom.

That's a bit. There's a lot of moralizing going on on the internet. What? Like having a premium Snapchat is cheating? Holy shit. What do you think about that's a little, why am I asking you? You guys would get rid of liquor if you had your druthers. What am I a you guys would get rid of liquor if you had your druthers? What am I a little much? Just while hanging out with your family, Chanel Cruz says, don't do shrooms around your family. Jeremy Edwards advised John to sneak some shrooms to his family members too. Jonathan

Olson comments, when I was 19, I ate shrooms and went grocery shopping with my mom that was retarded. A post by Rodney. His mom was retired. Yeah, well, oh, that was a bit of a unique childhood. There, there really is someone for press out there. Oh, man, nothing like, there's nothing like having nothing to do for the rest of the day, but doing a bunch of shrooms. Sean Django this week out in a little bit of confusion to the Facebook group. His post reads,

My mother just asked me why I put R&T in my group text to the family about missing the summary union. The problem is, no one knows what R&T stands for. Commenters came up with their own interpretations, such as Rubin Tug, Real Nice Tits, and Residual Nitrogen Time. As of this recording, we have yet to find out what it actually means. Edward Chambers provides us with a hot take this week. He's glad Esterios lost sanctions. Oh, right. Comments were mostly comprised of people asking why Edward felt that way, or claiming that the post was just bait. Sean Bastion claims I kind of sort of

got fooled into supporting a stereos initially, but he went out of his way to remind everyone would a virtue signaling Cuck bird cage years. Simon Kentorin says this ain't it, chief. The same in the Facebook group news for the last couple of days. Yeah, sir, he was pissed off a lot of people. I could imagine. Uh, that leaning into monkey, monkey shit was, it was a bridge too far. Okay, let me, I want to ask you these questions.

I'm ready. So, yeah, so far, so far, no women have been able to answer them, but I know you are very beautiful and clever. So I think that you will be able to answer them. What does beauty have anything to do with it? That's up to you. I'm sure you would know, boy.

Okay. I'm just an ugly monster. I don't know what beauty has to do with anything I only experience it by gazing upon you You would have to tell I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you when these five wars happened. No, don't I don't You don't have to get you don't have to get exactly we want to see You don't have to get exactly. We want to see where people are. Lots of guys get it wrong too. I mean, I imagine, I don't know.

I haven't met any of them, but. I just found out what chair noble meant. A noble? Yeah. Okay, there's a lot of people who probably are. Is there not my strong suit? Well, these are a war. It's not a lot of people who probably are not my strong suit. Well, these are a war. It's not a lot of people's strongest suit.

When was the Revolutionary War? The 1700s. Okay. Yeah, do you the Civil War? Fuck. Don't just throw it out. You're already take them. It just take a minute. Think about it. You know in the 1800s. Well, yeah, okay. You got anything more. I can see you 18 18. 18. This is the greatest game I've ever come.

This is the greatest thing I've ever come up with. She's already I'm scanning all the history book. Look at the engagement. Yeah, no woman could turn this down, but she's already gotten the first. 18 30s. 18 30s. We'll take that.

We'll take that. 18 30s or 40s. Okay, we'll take it. Okay, World War One. 19 of four. I'll say that. Okay, you're in the name take it. Okay. World War One. 19.04. Okay. You're in the name of it. On these, it's World War Two. 1940.

Okay. Good confidence. Okay. Now, this is the one. This is the one that is a real stumper. I bet. Vietnam. Don't overthink it. Well, no, think don't don't imply that she's thinking too long, Sean. Think about it as much as you need it is appropriate. Vietnam. What are you thinking? Walk me through the process. What are you remembering? Not much. You're thinking about black diamonds, water, swamps. Do you swamps?

Why do you think that? I've just seen some footage. You've seen footage of Vietnam. What did you see? Maybe I haven't. Maybe you haven't. Vietnam, 19. Fuck, 1960.

I mean, I'll give you that. No, they're all, yeah. Okay, it's perfect. Yeah, you were in the right era on everything. Lazy, let me, let me read you the answer that we've gotten today. Oh, do I have it? No. This is really exciting for me today. Do I have it? No.

This is really exciting for me, guys. I'm proud of myself. Yeah. Well, you shouldn't. Yeah. Okay. If you are, that's good for you. You have done much, much better than I.

I think just about anybody else we've had. Okay. Here was one that I asked all the listeners. The game is called Ask Your Mom, My For Girlfriend, When The Following Five Warriors Happen, Releucionary War your mom, wife or girlfriend, when the following five wars happen. Revolutionary War, Civil War, World War I, World War II, and Vietnam. So funny. Okay, here's a good one. My girlfriend, this is from Phil House, 1988.

My girlfriend, Revolutionary War, 1660s. Anywhere in that decade, she couldn't pin it down to a single year, but knew it was in the 1660s. The Civil War, 1400, about 100 years before Columbus. World War I, 1918, right on the dot, right on the button. World War II, 1942. It didn't end then, but that's right in the middle of it she nailed that one Vietnam

nineteen nineties with overwhelmingly women your mom wife or girlfriend thinks that Vietnam happened in the nineteen ninety or more recently or more recently than that we don't know one person thought Barack Obama pulled us out of Vietnam Shut up. Oh my god. We don't know why these are good Revolutionary war yeah, here's one Vietnam. Oh, we're revolutionary war 1740, okay 1720 yeah, we find a lot of teachers can't pin it down to the century

World War 1 18 30 to 18 40 World War 2 18 90 that's when the maybe they don't know the Holocaust happened in World War II. Maybe not. Vietnam. Probably not. 1930. Yeah. So, Rambo was, at the time when Al Capone and the flappers were, yeah. The end of the roaring 20s, Rambo came back and there you go. She's a school teacher. There you go.

So, always be where. All right. See you everybody. There you go. So always be where. All right, see you everybody. I'm going to ask my mom this. Yes, please do. Report in I will Revolutionary civil war one two and you know Okay, nothing to do with history. Yeah, bye. Yeah. Bye Bye!