The Dick Show - Episode 161 - Dick on The End of Shows

Episode Date: July 2, 2019

Maddox kills his podcast, shorts with no pockets, John McAfee calls in to talk privacy coins, laziness, fucking whales, advice for the virgins, and being on the run from the biggest government in the world, a millennial with no hammer calls in to explain life to Sean and I, diminishing returns, how the lost episode was lost, and putting a breathalyzer on my refrigerator; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I have no fuck it. Well, I'm he- I don't know where to start. Okay. Well, really that much? It's fun. Look at this. Look at the spread of this. Well, it's all garbage. Is it? It's, I'm on a high. I'm on a 12 hour high. What time is it?

I'm on a 14 hour high that is not going away. I feel like I discovered a new drug. It's not, it's giving me a high that's not going away. Real, okay, I gotta know. Yeah, I gotta know. Maddox is dead. Oh, like a figuratively. You know what, I had this cute up to play right when I finished that sentence, but it didn't work.

That was supposed to happen right when I said Maddox instead. Want me to move in? Yeah, it's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm your host, Dick Masterson, aka the $20 million man. The Maddox slay, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

killed seven of them in one swipe I did. Is that right? Well, in America's worst Mexican 11 weeks running, joining me is always this world touring LA based comedian Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, Dick Sean. What's up, buddy? I don't know. What happened? Going back for are are you gonna break your hiatus?

Are you finally coming back to the best debate in the universe for their very last show next week? That's what that email I got last night was talking about. So don't, don't make a liar out of Maddox. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, Dad! I didn't, I didn't know that he was still doing that show. Now nobody did that. That's why he's killing it. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, Oh really? Yeah. I saw a screen job from his chat. I'm like, I know all these guys. I read their names and the go fuck his up.

Why does he do this Riley? Why would he even be cut in a livestream? Fucking idiot. Because he thinks, because he thinks he's people. He still thinks he's, because he thinks it's 2005. I think he's people. That's why. Look, the dog thinks he's people.

Look, this idiot thinks he's, he's,. That's why. Look, the dog thinks he's people. Look, this idiot thinks he's podcasting because he's broadcasting to an imaginary 200,000 fans that he thinks he's bigger than the Super Bowl. That's why. It's like a homeless guy in a back alley who thinks he's a king who's just yelling at the rats to do what he wants. Am I being detained?

Yeah. It's your podcast. Am I being detained? He. It's your podcast. Am I being detained? No. He's dead! And gone! Next week, last episode of The Best Debate, done. Was earnover under pool going on with the death pool?

Well, that's what I meant. I've had a death pool for years. Oh, God, I can't wait to see who won. It was so it's closest without going over. So who's ever always prices right rules So, whoever always prices right rules. It's always prices right rules. Life works on prices right rules. Right.

Life does. If you overdo your joke, you hit that rape joke too hard. You're out of here. There's no, yep. You're out. Sometimes it's deemed inappropriate. It's not closest to the joke that gets the social points. It's closest to the joke without going over.

Right. Closes to the bid without going over. That's it. What salary do you want? Uh, 90,000 and $3. I'm sorry, the correct answer was 90,000 and $2. You're out of here. Yeah, yeah.

Shame you can't negotiate a deal on that $1. No, you can't. I'd next get next. Yeah. Yeah. Shame you can't negotiate a deal on that one dollar. No, you can't. I'd next got next. Yeah. Yeah. Johnny's dad. This guy thinks he's dead and I killed him. Yeah. That's what I'd ex-announced yesterday on his live stream. You're gonna end of the day. It's gonna. So you're gonna. Oh, man, we're gonna have a funeral. What reasons did he give? Well, do you, let's listen. Yeah, it's six minutes long.

Oh, no, you know, I'm busy with other things. I'm, you know, I just don't have time to do it anymore. So many projects. Yeah, right. It's always people have been saying that want me to get back into, right? People have been saying that they want me to get back into masturbating to camhors in playing Farmville

or whatever version of Facebook games. People have been saying that they want me to get back into my janky studio setup with my monitor sticks in front of me in the middle of my house in my command center chair with no desk. Yeah. Yeah. People have been saying that. Yeah.

Yeah. People have been saying that I look like Humpty Dumpty got AIDS and they don't want to see my stupid face anymore on YouTube. People have been saying that. So I'm going to get back to, that's just mean. That's mean. I mean, yeah, Humpty Dumpty. I mean, that's a, oh yeah. I mean, eggs are people. Eggs are people too. Let's just watch it. Eggs are people too. I mean, to compare them to, Tomatics. Yeah, it's not. Let's watch the video. It's not cool. Has he had co-host this whole time? Oh, yeah. Who's this guy in the plaid shirt? That's Ricky the rapist. That's one of

Maddox's recurring characters over there. This is Ricky the rapist. This is Ron Suckscock on the bottom here. And this is Steve the magician. Steve the penis magician over here on the right. I don't think these are their real names. Here it is, all right, I think I got it set up properly, but here's the announcement. I do not have it set up properly in fact. Almost had it, man.

Here we go, here we go. Here's the tail end of the show. We got a new Bab we go. You're the talent of the show. We got a new Babcock tip. We're going to have a recap of last week's debate. No news, but we do have voicemail. And I do want to make a pretty big announcement. Well, this is not a toss. Pretty big announcement.

We got a Babcock tip. We've got no news for this week. So I know you news heads are really looking forward to that. Sorry, it is a point. But there's no news this week. You might want to stay tuned. I'm talking all about the continuity of the show, and we're going to recap, and then, oh, by the way, it's debt.

We're going to recap, we're going to recap last week's show on this week's show, and then Ron Babcock is going to do a cocktail, tip, top, top, top of the recap's recap. Stay tuned everybody, and then we've got an exciting ad from the hair growing company, the men's hair regrowth factory that I've been using for four weeks, and guys, remember, I've never run ads on my website, and I only bring you products that I endorse personally here we go.

It's been guys. This show is coming to an end and I'm going to announce the next episode. We're going to record Saturday, July 6th. I believe that's July 6th, right? That's going to be the final episode of the best debate because of a number of reasons. Yep, right here. So I'm not debate because of a number of reasons. Yep, right here. The one that's not going to mention a couple of reasons. Yeah.

Well, 4,000 dickheads, that's part of the reason. And then, you know, the 50,000 more. We've got coming up. So I've been doing a lot of conventions. I just wrapped up E3. I've also got VidCon coming up. And we've got ComicCon coming up. So I'm going to be taking wrapped up E3. got ComicCon coming up. So I'm gonna be taking.

Wrap up E3. Yeah, it was like, you went to E3. We just, yeah, right, right. He just wrapped up the European leg of the tour. Yeah, right. I mean, I just wrapped up a trip to the bathroom. We're back in LA, then we go out to, you know, to Eastern Europe.

I just wrapped up Toy Story 4. Oh, are you in the credits? No, no, I mean, I went to it. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I wrapped up E3. That little meat and greed outside with the person that was taking my ticket for me to get in there.

Yeah, yeah. This is a delusional man. This is a broken insane person broadcasting this message to 35 people who hate him. Who hate him? A lot of reasons. I just got a bunch of conventions coming up. Just wrapped up E3.

I'm gonna wrap up VidCon soon. Can't wait to go there and photo-bomb all the people who are celebrities and then try to and then beg them to tag me in it so I can get some relevance for products that I don't have. You know, 35 dickheads are calling me a joke every week that's another reason Taking off collectively like two three weeks there and then you're also Ron you're gonna you're working on your own projects

Very exciting stuff and I do too which I haven't announced yet and I won't until it's ready to And I do too, which I haven't announced yet and I won't until it's ready to So, 2020 and also guys, I'm doing two podcasts at this point. I'm doing the Godzilla podcasts Which is really taking off. I was really thinking, what the fuck? When do you get to see delusion of this level? Sean so nakedly. Not often. Even I don't, even in today's day and age, where you can look for it, but it's a different kind of delusion than the 14 year old who thinks

that she's a fantastic singer. It's different than that. I thought you were gonna say the 14 year old that thinks she's a boy, but you touched on a much different project. No, different project. Ron, you've got projects coming up. I mean, everybody knows I've got a bunch of projects.

I got my video game coming out. I'm writing another book that's not going to sell. I've been doing cameos on various, various Instagrams. I'm going to do a lot of that. Oops, oops, oops. Two, which I haven't announced yet and I won't until it's ready to, but it's big, big stuff coming up.

And also guys, I'm doing two podcasts at this point, doing the Godzilla podcast, which is really taking off. I'm excited for you to start making more videos, man. Yeah, I love you. I love you videos. That's the other thing. A lot of people have been requesting me

to make more videos and do more writing. Yeah, yeah. Even if it's the stuff I don't know about, like I me to make more videos and do more writing. Yeah, yeah, just the stuff I don't know about like I didn't have no idea what the video game shit was about but I like that video Thanks man. Yeah, it was a French for a military school and face videos. What happened to you? Yeah a lot of a lot of dickheads who show up and Downvote my new videos into oblivion so they get fucked by the YouTube algorithm They've been asking me to make more so they can get similarly fucked. Yeah. So I can make $300 to pay my fourth of the rent in LA

and try to pretend like I still have a shot of making it out here. Instead of just packing it in and moving back in with my mentally fucking whacked out brother and my parents back in Utah, a lot of people want me to do that. Do you think all this co-host at this point are are roaming with him? I mean, to help you out.

Yeah, they all live in a van together. Is that I've done in a long time? And that's something I've been wanting to do for so long, but this podcast takes so much fucking time. I, I'm not a man. Of this show really appreciated because I get so many compliments from people who say, thank God, your podcast is produced because I hate to make this happen.

Yeah, he's ruining it. Man, bling, there's a lot of things. I left him a perfect template. It's the person. Oh, he's ruining it. Well, I mean, you couldn't hear the other guy. Yeah, like it's like, I love it on the template. He could have just sent it out. He could have just sent it out.

He could have just sent it out the way it was recorded. But instead, look at this setup. Look at how well it's produced. You've got, you've got these guys are, this is a lib, this is the most libertarian podcast I've ever seen. These guys are about an inch tall taking up. This is the, look, this is the entire window. This is the entire broadcasting window. So already the stream is not full-size It's split into four sections. The bottom left entire section is the logo of the show. The top right is completely empty

uh, is a completely empty blue area that half of those 3dx will occasionally swivel through. Oh God that half of his three DX will occasionally swivel through. Oh God. That is, that is cinema 4D at its finest. Yes, the Taptor effects, he's a motion graphics master. The top left is Maddox and Ricky, the rapist over here, but each of them only take up about an eighth of the top left frame. The bottom right is the same setup with Steve, Steve the penis magician and Ron Suckscock. You've got in total

about one eighth of the screen is taken up by humans and the rest is with either nothing or an effect or the worst looking logo. Because the panels take up a quarter and they're like tiny bit of the panels. The whole point of having video, the human element is gone, is gone from this presentation, which should not be surprising. Okay, here we go. Well, you're right about that. Yeah, he doesn't, he thinks he's people. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha and like the burp goes into the microphone and into the cans and into my ears and it's just to intimate

It's fucking you know All right, that's no low brow guys low brow humor. We would never resort to things like that Actually, I don't we don't really do we burp in those eyes? That's enough guys, low brow humor. We would never resort to things like that. Actually, we don't really do we? Burp and those nice burp and burp. Who wants to hear that? Yeah, it's like, well somebody chewing on Mike is about the most disgusting thing you can listen to.

I'm gonna just, it's like it goes down their throat. Yeah, I'm gonna just take a shit right on camera. Next time I have to go, no matter who's in the studio, I'm gonna be wearing an adult diaper. Okay. And I'll take a shit and I'll mic the shit, right on camera next time I have to go. No matter who's in the studio, I'm gonna be wearing an adult diaper. And I'll take a shit and I'll mic my asshole to get the full experience. We're gonna really be breaking edgy ground. It was funny when Stern did it

because nobody ever did it on the radio. It was horrifying. They were all uptight. They were really dramatic. They were doing a show. Yes, they're doing who Maddox is doing when he's telling you about the recap of the recap they're going to do and all these fantasy imaginary projects that he has lined up.

That's what the burp was making fun of. It's not both of them took, it's not the burp that's funny. If you do both, it's not funny, you fucking moron. But I digress. Ah, he's dead. We're going to have a big funeral whose ever was the closest on the death pool flying you out to the funeral. I'm going to have a casket.

Everybody can bring a, um, a book, a Maddox book or whatever. Drop it in the casket and then we're all going to piss on it. I don't know what we're going to do. I was going to just say that where's it going to be buried? I'm going to get an elephant to piss on it or something. We'll bury it out in the, well, then we're all gonna piss on it. I don't know what we're gonna do. I was gonna say that, where's it gonna be buried? I'm gonna get an elephant to piss on it or something. We'll bury it out and then, well maybe we'll send it back to you.

I'm gonna take out a full page ad on the in the Utah Tribune or whatever they have there. His alma mater, the Utah University. The Utah Polygamist or something. Maddox is dead. Cause he's gone now. He's gone. It's only George now doing new talk. There's no Maddox is dead. Yeah. Because he's gone now. He's gone. It's only George now.

Yeah, that's right. There's no Maddox. I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna get one ton of horrors for the funeral. Literally one ton of horrors. I don't know how many that is.

Oh, yeah. I don't know how many that is. Oh, yeah. I don't know, it depends. It's the happiest day of my life. Yeah. It really is. I have, I've had goosebumps for 14 hours now. He's fucking gone, gone from podcasting. Yeah.

Maddox is no longer an entity in this universe. No, he can't respond to shit. No. He can't participate in the shenanigans. He's dead. He's dead and gone and we killed him. And I thank you all for, I thank you all for all of your service. Any little thing that you did, any jab, any jive,

figuring out any of his bullshit in shenanigans, I thank you, whatever you did, whatever you did to whittle away and chip away at the delusion in this man's mind to come out with this response, which is that I've got so many projects. I mean, I've got two podcasts. I'm running two podcasts now,

for God's and Cuts, right? Yep. Just got the slow slicing. Just a little bit here, a little bit there. Chip, a little bit. Yeah, yeah, chip, chip. Oh, you can't stop the whole ocean. No.

Oh, man. All right, speaking of eating away, it medics. I'll tell you what makes me a rage is. I am. I have got. I need to put a breathalyzer on my refrigerator or on my pantry or something. I ate his grill, walked upstairs. Oh, because you're just demolishing something. I 80s girl walked upstairs. Oh, because you're just demolishing things

and you get drunk. Because I've been blaming liquor this whole time. I've been blaming my weight gain on liquor, but it's the refrigerator companies that make the refrigerators easy to open while you are drunk. Big fridge. It's the refrigerator companies that we need to sue. They need to be regulated.

They need a mandatory, breathalyzer device for me to get in there. 80s girls said it looked like a crime scene upstairs, and she was right. Like a fucking bear got in there into a campsite. Like a fat, small, spaced bear got in there. There is prosciutto torn into. Yeah.

Obvious salty meat. Ha! And of course, you can't eat an entire pack of prosciutto without a pound of cheese. Right. That I'm knowing into like a guinea pig on a salt lick. Yeah. And this I woke up and I was fine with it.

Okay. All right, buddy, we had a little slip up last night. The liquor didn't help, but the liquor wasn't the problem. If they invent a liquor that removes hunger cravings, like what was that a fedra, if they can mix a fedra with liquor, I think was it a fedra that removes hunger cravings? Well, yeah, but it gave people heart attacks.

Well, a fedra is fine. I'll take the heart of jazz. It's a Chinese root. Yeah, I'm gonna, for all you, you know, holistic types out there. It's like, remember, that was just, that was a root. It was killing people. So, don't, don't give me the big, well, gravity kills people too. And that's the most holistic thing there. That's right. That's right. That's true. A little science humor for you. What goes, what goes, when Finn was I'm gonna take only a Federal roots, soak them in liquor and chew on it to get rid of the cravings because I can, this is not sustainable with this amount.

And the worst, the worst part was not even the prosciutto and the block of cheese that I'm chewing on. It's that there is also a bin full of chicken bones that I did not, that I, that I, you don't call eating. That I don't recall eating. Yeah. Oh, come on, man. You had to go through the prosciutto and the cheese block.

That wasn't enough. You needed to wash it down with a, with a chicken coop over here. And you couldn't throw the bones away, you prick. What did you want it to, what were you telling me? Where did you get the chicken? Was this leftover chicken? Leftover chicken. Who the hell knows, I don't know where I got the chicken.

It was, yeah, was leftover chicken. You're making a late night chicken run. That is the problem with meal planning. Me, oh, you gotta be healthy, you gotta plan your meals. With meal planning, meal planning does not work for the drunk. No. Because then you have a, an orgy waiting to, it's like a perfect storm waiting to happen in your fridge at all times.

And self-discipline is totally gone. Totally gone. Yeah, you, I mean, you ripped the door off the thing. Well, that's, if it did have a breathalyzer, I'm not sure that would keep you out. It would delay me. Well, because then I could put, if as long as I could slap a breathalyzer on these cascade of events that led to me being a huge fat fuck and I'm not talking about the liquor, I'm talking about the fridge needs a breathalyzer. And then the toolbox to remove the breathalyzer also needs a breathalyzer. And then my fingernails need breathalyzers

on them when I try to screw, open the toolbox to take that apart, to get the tools, to get into the remove the breathalyzer from the refrigerator. That's all I need is a series of breathalyzers. I think you just need to be restrained to a chair or something when you're drinking. My house needs a breathalyzer.

That's the problem. If my front door had a breathalyzer on it, and I could just sleep in the yard, like Drunks have been doing for thousands of years, this wouldn't, and I'm struggling, jiggling my fat gut would not exist. You have lost weight though. Thank you, Sean.

What do you mean though? No, well, you're saying, but you're, you're gut, you're always doing this. You know what I mean? Say it better. Yes, I have lost. You have lost weight. Thank you.

In spite of you don't need to end spite of you're jiggling your fat gut. To what I'm saying is, that's a quote, play it back. I can say that. Yeah, you can say that. You put a hard hard on your fat gut. You put a hard hard on your... Yeah.

Fat gutter. Fat gutter. Fat gutter. That fat gutter. The chicken bones was the worst part. Yeah. I drunk me. Just throw them away.

They're right there. You don't need a trophy of chicken bones that you're gonna look at in the mornings. Oh wow Yeah, you really fucked up. You really fell off you really fell off the chicken wagon last night What is it when you're you're super drunk and just that extra step to put things in the garbage? It's just like nah deal with that tomorrow a woman should do it. That's the thinking of a drunk man It's like I'm right there like I'm not I'm not putting. No, I'm not putting them in there. I might need those later I can see like not washing the dish, you know, I'm not putting them in there. I might need those later. I can see not washing the dish.

I mean, I fucking hate that. But just, you could dump the things in the garbage. Yeah, no, no, no, I'll set it on the table right next to it. I might get a craving later where I'm gonna come back and lick these chicken bones. I don't wanna pull them out of the trash where the coffee is, because that'll fuck up the chicken bone taste.

That's the thinking behind it. Okay. All right, I'll tell you what, what else makes me a rage? I think that, oh yeah, gift cards. Okay, a stock pile, stop me if this doesn't apply to you.

A stock pile of gift cards hidden somewhere in your house. Yes, it was to me. Oh, I'm stopping you because it does. Yeah, going like a, like I've got hundreds of dollars stashed in various places. Yeah, like a timeline of consumerism that goes all, like, like, cutting through a rock face, a mineral rock face

and seeing a geological timeline of past. Yeah. You can find a man's gift card drawer and go all the way back in time geological timeline of past. You can find a man's gift card drawer and go all the way back in time to whatever his life started and stores that are not there anymore. The warehouse, blockbuster video. We're getting back into the warehouse day.

Right, here we go. Wow. I probably have the audience. Probably doesn't remember the warehouse. No, no, no, where the warehouse? Here we're getting into maze before they, here we're getting back into delards. I've got a stock pile of gift call.

Every time I get one now, I feel a sick feeling in my stomach that I know I'm, I know I'm, I know if I use this it's gonna fuck up because that's happened. Yeah. I know if I store it, I'm not, I'm not gonna remember it

or I'm going to be trying to find it in a blind panic when I'm ready to leave the house sweating profusely because I know I have a $20 gift card somewhere in this house to best buy that if I don't use now, I may never use again because the store will be gone and replaced with some kind of digital flying cyber demon experience. By the time I think about it again, but just as better or just the generic gift cards that are just like giving someone cash. Those are the worst. Yeah, because you can use them anywhere, but you've got 50 bucks under the couch, but you

have to activate it. And the second you activated, it starts charging you rape fees from four dollars a month for credit maintenance or whatever it is from MX's gift card scam that they're running on on every that they're running on the the women who buy this for people because they love it. Wow. A gift card for a woman. This is an excuse to go shopping. For me it's a it's an accounting nightmare. For a. It's a logistical and accounting nightmare of priorities that I cannot escape from. So all I wanted yesterday was a new pair of shorts,

a new tiny pair of shorts to lounge around the house because I found one good pair of tiny shorts. I had a pair of lounging around shorts, but I don't know if I told this story on the show, I caught them on a handle in the kitchen. I think I told this. Caught them on a cupboard handle in the kitchen and walked right out of them.

Walked out of them, ripped the shorts all the way up, such a movie gal. And somehow ripped the handle off the cupboard. Oh, you said, well, great, wonderful. What was this put together with gum? Did they just stick this up with some good intentions? Did they put this on while the paint was drying and then just let it go?

Looks like somebody tried to fingernail the lock off of it. All I wanted was a new pair of walking around shorts. So I go to where I have, I frantically start searching for gift cards. I finally find one of my Lululemon gift cards that my mom gave me, who knows, 10 years ago, before it even, because they had one, they have only good, comfortable pair of shorts that I have is from there, and they cannot be replicated. God, God bless you, and God forgive you, if you as a man find one comfortable pair of shorts

or one comfortable pair of jeans, because you will never be able to find the same one again. I know, they'll stop making it. They'll stop making it, they'll tweak it, I go to the store, I go to the Lululemon store to find a simple pair of shorts, and I find that they've removed pockets from all of them. Pockets no longer exist. Now you're a woman.

Now, exactly what I said. Yeah, because women are always, they don't have pockets in their shit, and they freak out when there are. Oh my god, and what I said. Yeah, because women are always, they don't have pockets in their shit and they freak out when there are. Oh my God, and it has pockets. I was there with the 80s girl. How much they don't have any shorts? Well, it's wrong.

If there are any pockets on these shorts, right? Found a perfect pair of shorts that the salesman said, well, you don't want shorts, that's short. I said, bitch, don't tell me, don't ever tell me what kind of shorts I want. She goes, well, those are booty shorts. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that here. Get out of here. I just went, yeah, I'll show you. I raised my hand. Back of my hand, Adda, you know what?

I pull them off the rope. These are perfect lounging around shorts to replace my lost shorts that with my fatness, I've ripped through with a cupboard of my, in a cupboard of my house. Now I start feeling them. I put them on, where's the shorts? Where's the pockets of these shorts? 80s girls says, well, what do you need pockets for if you're just hanging out at the house? I said, bitch, then I'm a woman. If I don't have pockets on my pants,

I am a woman. She goes, well, it's got a, it's got a back pocket here. It's got one of these zippers in the back pockets that I don't even know what you're supposed to do. You, those probably were shorts. You probably shouldn't be wearing. I mean, you're talking, you got shorts with no pockets, but a zipper pocket in the back. A zipper pocket in the back so you can put your keys where your tail should be. Are you sure it's not for going to certain bars?

Try it. Were you in that section where you like, I don't know't know. I don't know if you should be shopping alone. Where, where, where, this is the only time that I have to shop because outside of this time, outside of this time, I have so much other shit to do that this was the allotted time for my buying new shorts and it's already fucked. Where were you?

I've already spent half of it looking for a gift card of that I don't, that I don't even know if it exists. And now I'm, now I'm realizing as I've committed myself to this experience that there are no such thing as pockets. So I'm abandoning my principles left and right. Did you get the, did you get the booty shorts with the zipper in the back? Yeah, with the zipper in the back.

And then as I'm driving home, I see, like juicy across the back. Are they juicy across the back with two of the exclamation mark at the front and the beginning or the front and the end and upside down. Yeah. For your, for your, right, you're Latin heritage. Yes. Did you see the democratic debates by the way?

No. I didn't. Uh, these motherfuckers are speaking Spanish. Mm hmm. Now full on, full on incomprehends, worse than my Spanish, I think. Dami Pesos said he could not understand a lick of it because they're conjugating on the fly,

like they're being asked to come up to the front of clustering high school Spanish. Is the pandering just not the most embarrassing thing you've ever, it's like, I gotta learn some Spanish for this speech. Gotta make sure I'm down with those, whatever those people are. If Trump comes out to the first presidential debate

and does the entire thing in Spanish, he learns Spanish and then comes out and does the entire thing in Spanish, I think he'll just turn into an angel and fly into heaven. I think people like Enoch or whoever, whatever people just ascended. Enoch, yeah, I think he did. I think he did.

I think he did. Yeah, yeah, Enoch, not Ezekiel. He saw the wheel, right? Okay. Yeah, I think people's heads would explode. My head would be the funniest thing. Well, if it were, what if it were great Spanish? Yeah, if I was, he just comes out like,

oh, let me set, oh, let me set, he goes like, tada tada tada. It was out of control. Yeah, my head was exploding at the amount of free shit that people are, that we're gonna be on the hook for. It's like you guys, what are you, what are you doing? What are you talking about? Do you know how much money that's gonna cost?

Yeah. Ah! Anyway, leaving the shorts, the booty shorts store, I saw what I assume will cause the apocalypse, which is one one fat old dumb woman, just crossing the crossing the street at a green light. And one by one, one by one, slightly less retarded people following her into traffic. Until the next person, it is a chain reaction, a chain reaction of the slightly less, the slightly less retarded one, one, one insane fat woman, old fat woman walking into traffic a slightly less insane old fat woman seeing her following

her slightly less insane fat woman seeing her following her all the way up and up and up until you get an attractive woman. I swear to God, I saw this happen at this chain reaction of fatness and stupidity one by one until an attractive woman did it. And then her stupid, her stupid looking hot topic, I don't know, the Trent Rezner looking boyfriend followed her slightly less retarded boyfriend, until a regular man saw some slightly less regular man following him into track. There was a home I saw I've never seen anything like this. And it had such a profound effect on me. And hilarious, one by one, people of slightly less retardation following each other into traffic. You're just a man.

They're all in the middle of the intersection. You're just amazed at the sequence. Yes, that the boiling of frog slowly all caused by this one woman, a fat feminine Mr. McGoo deciding that she had to cross the street right now. But people do that. It's like, no, it's like an animal's do it. It's like an instinctive thing.

If you see like, oh, well, that person's gonna do it. Okay, safe. Like, it's weird. It's something deep down that's that people, you stick together. It's like, you just go. You almost, you almost, it's almost like a panic thing where it's like, if somebody does that, it's like, just go you almost you almost uh It's almost like a panic thing where it's like it does like oh fuck go if I saw that woman doing anything I would say well she's fucking up. I don't know what she's doing

But even if she was a very liar example of that then Someone's always gonna follow her. There's always someone. Yes. It was the break. That's right That it was the break that didn't exist I crossed a guy I thought happened once across against a light. Yes, okay, that didn't exist. So I crossed a gut, I saw it happen one time. Against the light. Yes. Okay. And anybody's at L. Yeah.

All right. What else? No, I mean, against, so there's traffic coming. Oh, yeah. You're okay, okay. Yeah. I was the traffic coming. Right.

Yeah. Good thing I was paying attention. Let's see here. I got the perception gap. Okay. Wanna hear something about that? Yeah. I thought this was gap. Okay. I wanna hear something about that. Yeah. I thought this was an interesting study.

The perception gap says that increased media consumption and increased education makes you dumber. Let me pull it up. My thought would be that it makes you think less. Well, it's based primarily on how people view the other side politically. Makes perfect sense. And what they find is, let's see here, 55%, the estimated proportion of Republicans and Democrats holding extreme views, 30% is the actual proportion.

This was the part that I found most interesting. So if you check out this graph here, you see that the one on the left is the actual views that people hold and the one on the right is what the other side thinks they hold. So you would think if you were, you know, if you, whatever side you're on, if you're a Republican, you think, oh, the Democrats want to abort a full grown children. Yes. And if you're on the other side, you think, all Republicans want to keep women as livestock or something like that.

Yes. We're not, we're not all of us do. Some of us, the smart ones do. Yeah, here it is. So you'll see stuff like you can tell by the tags in their ears. Yeah. You can see a woman walking around with a tag with a number on it. You know she's Republican and has totally bought into the system. Right. Right. Internalized depression. This is police or bad. That's, that was a good example.

Police are bad. The Republicans think half That was a good example. Police are bad. The Republicans think half of Democrats think that, but it's something like, I want to see here, I think it's like 20% of them think that. That's what I would think that there are extremes on both ends of the spectrum that think police are very bad. Yeah. The hard left and the hard right. I think both a lot of the, maybe not even the hard right.

I think a lot of of right wingers do not like the cops, although a lower percentage than on the left. Yeah, I guess it's hard to call it, it's hard for me to say it's a right or left thing because at some point it's like, that's not really, that label isn't really helping with this conversation. Yeah. Like a lot of people who are less authoritarian, but more conservative, like more individualistic, or probably having healthy distrust

and distaste of the police. And also see a huge problem with the system as a whole that encourages bad behavior, protects bad behavior, and stresses cops out at the point where no human could possibly perform up to the expectations of the job. Right. No one. You're just, you're making them do way too much.

Setting up to fail. Yeah. It's like asking a pilot to also bake a 10-course meal on the plane. You're going to crash a lot of planes or you're going to make shitty food. You got to pick one of the other. You can't arm these guys to fight gang warfare and expect them to pull you over to give you a speeding tick to give you a speeding ticket, to give you a tail light ticket that you don't deserve.

You can't create a black market. No, the mindset is to, nobody can be that flexible, I think, with how they deal with scenarios. Like if you want them to fight the bad guys, you got to have a force for that. Yeah, the civilian, or the cops that deal with the general public every day. Like you said, could be a hardened fucking gang member who's been in prison for murder. You don't know you guys have got a gun or the old lady with a busted tail light who's going to give him attitude. Or the old black woman who he thinks might be a criminal and has to unfortunately shoot

her. I mean, all cops are single moms. You got, you got, everybody else has the benefit of either being dead, going to work, coming home, bringing a little bit of that work with them, that's not helping with the family. Don't bring your job home. It's like, oh yeah, that's, that's possible.

You know what I mean? It's like, of course, what are you? You're a fucking human being. Let's go, let it go at the door. Which is why you got mom there with the kids doing all the nurturing shit that does not work in the office. Right? But cops, all cops have to do both. They've got to, they've got a deal with a black market that is, that functions only on based on violence, that needs, and they've got a deal. Y'all, you know, you get it. Yeah.

So here was the funny part of the survey. Let me scroll down here. This is a graph of the perception gap, how badly you perceive the other time when it comes to media consumption. The perception graph, you can see, it's at like 8% when you don't consume any media. And when you do consume media, it's about 30%. Because it's all written so hyperboleically or you know, whatever the term is poisoning.

Yeah, poisoning you know, it is. It's confusing you. It's programming you what? Yeah, depending on whether if you're reading nothing but MSNBC or watching that, you're going to and the other side of the Fox or whatever. So it's you're going to go. Yeah, you're going to get more other side, you're gonna have a fox or whatever, so it's, you're gonna go, yeah, you're gonna get more extreme. And it's gonna keep feeding, even if you're clicking on, it's gonna keep feeding you shit from that side.

I also, let me see, I saw one thing saying that looking at, looking at the other sides, news, helped people on the right, but did not help people on the left. Because one, I think one is more based on emotion than the other. You think so? I think so. I thought that was interesting too. So, because I don't, I don't know what to say.

It's brainwashing, it's like, correlation doesn't equal causation, you know, maybe I'm seeking out that entertainment because you already think that, but maybe there's some kind of... It's like confirmation bias, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. You look out that information because you already think that that here's just looking for validation of it.

This is the education and perception gap. No high school, people who have no high school, Republicans who drop out of high school or have no high school have a huge, huge perception gap. Do they have? Yeah. It looks like the worst. The worst. So they think the other side looks like,

but like, so poor white people. Yes. Yeah. Poor white people have no idea, have less of an idea of what Democrats want than anybody else, less of an idea of what the other side wants than anybody else. No, it's Democrats specifically. Only equal, only equal to highly educated

liberals, well, exactly equal. Well, same does that not show you the institutions? You know, I mean, like, it really does. Probably poor red necks over here who were who were sons, grandsons, whatever of Southern Democrats, who were picked up. Yeah, I mean, that's, that's, that's, it could be. And then highly educated liberals, very interesting. Look at that. They're like dead even. Well, it's insane to me when you, when you put it like that, it's insane to me because they are both poor.

I know. Like the, these, these two groups are exactly equal are seemingly are exactly equal in their resources because the poor the poor red necks over here the poor white people have no high school. I assume are completely destitute, you know, living in poverty like the the giant swaths of poverty across the US where there is no violence like where there is with the those statistics. That's them. Yeah.

That's them the the the completely imp impoverished white section of America versus the post-grad liberals who have taken out so many loans that they will be paying in their social security payments will go to pay off their loans. They have so much debt that it accelerates to such a degree they can never have wealth in their lives to the same degree that the broke ass white people. It is literally the poor in this country to stupid, to stupid to get through high school and work and to stupid to realize that the decisions they're making

will make them poor for their entire lives. This is the same people. Two paths to one result. And one, both of them thinking they're better than the other. Both of these fucking assholes destroying the fabric of civilization because they have a, like a suicidally,

both thinking that their street smarts, tops, book learning, and that their a-feet Ivy League, post-grad education allows them to deconstruct humanity to the point where they become gods. They're fucking everything up, and they can't even take the time to understand what the other side is saying. This graph is insane to me. No, it's brilliant.

I love to see that. And it makes it, it makes perfect sense to me. And you can see them, you can see the Republican side because no high school drops, it drops immediately off with some high school. Some college fucks them up a little bit. Two years it goes down, four years it goes a little bit up. Post-Grader, but the, here's the thing.

They're both in their own echo chambers on polar opposite sides. Yeah. That's fucking why. Those groups, I think, have the least exposure to the other side and don't ever talk. They just, they don't ever talk. They don't ever go out and meet the other side or have issues where you're like, well, I could see that because so few things are so black have issues where you're like, well, I could see that because so few things are so black and white. You said this, maybe I don't know, 50 episodes

ago or something, you just go, you know what? You know, you're making fun of the, do you think that issue is really that simple? Like, duh, I just saw that. I just think there's any other point. Like, dude, why is it even an issue? Why are people arguing about it? Because there's some merit, it's complicated. It's complicated. Exactly. Well, these people on either side of that don't fucking think so. They don't think it is. I had a conversation with coach a couple,

he was on a couple weeks ago or something like that. I don't mean this is a slam to him, but after I believed, after talking to him, I said, dude, I 100% believe in white privilege now. I was explaining to him how a significant amount of kids in the country don't eat every day or go to bed hungry. And he's like, well, you know, that's because their parents are just wasting their their wick payments. Like, you know, that's because their parents are just wasting their, their, uh, wick payments. Like, uh, bro, yeah, wait a minute. Right. That's not, that, that is not at all true.

They don't have access to food. Yeah. The food at that, like, this is who, this is who the fast food companies prey on. Yeah. You, you can't get, there's no whole foods in the ghetto. No. Like they can't, they have nothing, they, they don't understand what to eat. And even if they did, they can't find it. Yeah, it's easier sometimes.

I'm not saying he's doing this, but yeah, I've heard it before. I've been guilty of it. It's much easier to just ascribe like a moral flaw. Just to poor people where you're just like, oh, they're fucking stupid. They're just, you know, they're fucking right. They're just drinking it.

It's just bad words. Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Or just what, you know, that's, I oh, well, they're fucking stupid. They're just, you know, they're fucking right. They're just drinking it. Get a job back. Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Or just what, you know, that's, I don't know, they're there because there's some moral flaw that keeps them from getting out. It's like, sometimes you get some really fucking bad luck and that the resources are not, you know, available to you to pull yourself up by your bootstrap.

Try it. Try eating something healthy in the ghetto. Go down to the third street where the typhus is crawling around. Where typhus infected playgrounds are crawling out of the sewers. And you cook up a fridge full of meal planning for me. Give it a shot. That's great. Well, don't forget, when you're stretched so tight and everything, basically, you know how the market works,

like goods, you get the volume discount a lot of the time. So what if you're sitting there buying pints of milk, because that's all you have in your pocket right now. And by the way, it's, it might be milk that's actually a sugar based substitute, a high, what is it? Fructose corn syrup based milk. Whatever you have product.

We'll be right next to the actual milk, whatever, yeah, product will be right next to the actual milk because it's way cheaper, cheaper. Yeah. I thought that graph was interesting. We got a very interesting. Very interesting. Let me get my shit together before John calls in. Oh, I got a, I actually have a bit of a rage from some news. I heard by the way. We can do it. Oh, let's get to it after. He said he had 10 minutes for us. Wow. Which in billionaire time is like a week and a half. Yeah. So very generous.

Is he a billionaire? No. No one knows what he is. Yeah, I don't know. He lost a lot in the crash, right? I think he was investing a lot of real estate and stuff, but. Yeah, but then he said that he, that was a trick. Oh, okay.

All right. So that should be a very interesting interview. John McAfee, the creator of McAfee antivirus software, was his sense disavowed, he says his bullshit. Was that right? What was the other one that had a big Russian-based come? Cusperian? Yeah, yeah, cusperski.

Cusperski, that came after. McAfee was the first big one. Like, McAfee himself figured out that viruses were a thing how they, that it would be a, he, he, he had the idea that they would be a thing in the 80s. Um, I don't remember when, but yeah, I think it was on like terminal, terminal times. Yeah, I think that digger Nick, I understand this kind of, I grew up pretty broke. People don't understand, people don't understand and I didn't even, I'm not even claiming to grow up broke, but it's,

look, I got a, I got a glimpse as an adult. There were two, there were probably three years, I couldn't fucking get arrested, let alone work. It was fucking, you know, that little bit of money that we were working for and the, when the podcast started, but there was no money, like that meant something. Yeah. That meant something. I mean, it was, and you get into, you get into debt and you start, yeah, it's, you can see, and then if you don't, if you can't pay the thing at the time,

then you're not gonna be able to pay it with the penalties. Yeah. You know, now luckily I'm doing a hell of a lot better now, and I've been able to straighten myself out just because it changed so much. Yeah. Because I have the skill set to get in the right areas to where you can make money.

Some people don't have that. Your job is not going to change. So you're not going to make that much more money in order to fix your past. And so you're really just fucked, things compound. You're right, you're never going to be order to fix your past. Yeah. And so you're really just fucked things compound. Yeah, you're right. You're never going to be able to pay it off. Oh, here he is. He's typing. I guess what I'm saying is it gave me a real glimpse into how poor people stay poor. Yeah. Yes, he's ready.

Let's do it. Yeah, we can hear that. Always got video. Mr.ackiffy hello i am dick masters fantastic good afternoon internet internet is a very uh... very odd affair over here let's hope we keep it okay yet i can see you look you look amazing sir it sounds like everything around you is an odd affair at all times to be honest What it is usually that's that's correct sir. Yeah, you are a personal hero of mine. I love everything that you do

Thank you so much for making the time to call in today You are the American go ahead now you're very welcome that We're at a coffee shop here at the marina. It's the only place it has Internet access for about 400 miles. So if there's noise, I will try to minimize it by slapping people around or doing whatever necessary, but we had an interview yesterday here and it worked fine. Oh, okay. Thank you. great. I hope it holds up. I got to ask you so many things. How do you party so hard and not be dead first of all? That's, I really want to know that personally

because you have a hell of a lifestyle. How do you keep it up? Well, I mean, some people claim that I am dead. I am just an animated form. But I feel very much like I don't know I'm Irish for Christ's sake I have I have an iron liver and The Constitution for partying that's all the Irish do the Irish only sleep 20 minutes a day the rest of the time is work love making and Works love making a man. Yeah, works. Love making.

I'm kidding. You know, that's true. Yeah, I was over there and the same crowds are in the pubs at Tuesday night as Friday night. There's no difference. You just go to work. It's a hungover. It's not even talked about. There are no weekends and weekdays.

So you got to fully commit to the liquor lifestyle. Yeah. I love it. Okay. Are you still going to eat your own dick if Bitcoin does not hit a million bucks in 2020? Do you remember making that claim? Was that do I have that right? Listen, I can't possibly lose that bad. I mean, I try to make it as simple as possible for people. No one seems to understand. It's mathematics. Let me ask you a question, sir.

The world economy. Yeah. It's mathematics. Let me ask you a question, sir. The world economy, yeah, it's in fact Bitcoin, where the totality of the world economy. And there's only 50, there's 21 million coins allegedly, but right now, 7 million of seem to have been lost forever. Let's say an average of maybe 16 million coins less. 16 million coins to support the entire world economy. If that were the case, the coin viewers, two dollars, two billion. Now, we're not there, but we are shivers fuck at the place where right now it's worth over a quarter of a million and the market will catch up.

Here's the problem. The market for Bitcoin and all our currencies, all currencies are artificial. Here's what is the true value of a coin. Is the number of people using it, the number of organizations, businesses and services that accept it. That's based on the value. There's only one person who accepts a coin, only one person who has a coin, is going to be a value of zero. So now, we have so many millions of people using it, and the number of people who are accepting it, the number of businesses and services is escalating. If you run those numbers, and I'm not going to do it for you, people say, oh, show us the formulas.

Fuck you. Do it yourself. Yeah, just logic would tell you Bitcoin has to be worth a million dollars very soon. Usually I agree with you. So your dick is safe. So you're dick in your opinion. I made a similar bet that I would eat my book if Hillary Clinton was elected president. I didn't have any math to back that up.

That was just, that wasn't amazing. Yeah. All the, most of the polls said you should have made it. I was making it. Yeah. I would rather eat my dick than my book. And what do you think it's gonna take

for crypto to get massive acceptance? Like what do you, what do you think is going to happen for crypto to be used as commonly as currency, as credit cards, as cash transfers, anything like that? Because I think that's what we're all wondering about and hoping for. We're all waiting for Superman in a way. What do you think it's going to take

for crypto to get accepted globally? Well, the absolute truth is time. Yep. But let's get a little more practical than that. Yeah. Are you mentioning credit cards? I'm coming up my own credit card in a very short period of time. The bank that we're working with and Dubai is just as the last of the Saudi Arabian or it's the Eastern, the Middle Eastern World Way.

You know, I've already come out with a platform, a map, a map, a map, a map, which is a trading platform that gives you a common interface to every single exchange as well as practice platform so that new users can put in a hundred bucks and practice with it for weeks, months, or years. Practice money, but in the end you still have 100 bucks. That's interesting. That's interesting.

That's like Casinos. That's the most possible for my app. Yeah. Like Casinos, online Casinos have a fun Casino with fun money to get you used to the idea of gambling online. Yeah, that's a great idea. Same. Same exact thing.

So I'm doing my part. We need better interfaces so that, I mean, seriously, we should not be dealing with with a string of digits hundred characters a lot in order to identify some of those a lot of products. Yeah, should be emojis. Yeah, user. That's right. So with that's coming. It's just going to take how much time I don't know. I promise you in ten years so I won't be any crypto. There won't be any fee out currency and crypto will be universally accepted. Now you keep using the word Bitcoin. Let me say something. Bitcoin. of us has the other's wallet, not to take money, but to see what's there. Right.

What's coming in, what's going on? And to whom and problem, please God, if your bank did that, would you be a happy camper? Absolutely. You've been carrying signs in the street. So now we know that that can't fly for universal acceptance. Now, it's going to fly for people who are like, give a shit. We look at their money and we're at school. But in the end, my friend, you know for a back privacy coins will be the only coins to win.

Please go on. You know this. What if your plumber win. Please God, you know this. What if your plumber came to your house, fixed your sink? You were on the check for $40. He took it to the bank and he says, now he won't be a check. Can you tell me how much money he has?

Can you tell me when his last boss? Can you tell me what his withdrawals are? Can you tell me, who's been adding money to his account? Do you think he would tolerate it? Please be No. I saw you tweet about privacy coins. So Bitcoin cannot possibly be universally accepted. It has to be some other cryptocurrency. That's the moon arrow or Apollo or safe acts or something that simply can't be broken. I mean, the US government put out an RFP,

and no, that is, it's a request for proposal for hackers to provide a means of packing monero. It can't be done. I promise you. It can. This is how scary documents are. So, when you say Bitcoin being a university accepted Bitcoin can't be universally accepted. Yeah, just can't. Something like Monero good, Apollo good, safe, X good. That's interesting. I saw you tweeting about, I saw you tweeting about privacy coin, privacy coins and medical coins the other day. And it had, I have my interest in cryptocurrency.

We have a, I made a cryptocurrency for this comedy podcast, like a comedy cryptocurrency for people to just exchange and play with. But that's where my familiarity with it ends. The privacy coin that you brought up in the medical coins which I touched on them a little bit, but it's what you're saying makes a lot of sense.

The ramifications like coin base kicking people off because they track payments that are going to white supremacists. I think we're already seeing the taint of authoritarianism that you're talking about. You see what I'm saying? The world will all tolerate it. Yeah. Now, crypto Bitcoin will always be with us. This is a grandfather. It will be the

store of Valley. But Bitcoin can't be universally accepted. It can't. That's just can't. So there's the accepting. Now, what do you say medical tokens as well? Good God, please. What are the companies in the world today who have the most profoundly excessive profits? Merck, bear, medical suppliers, please God. The medical field has always been. The lucrative field, you can't start a medical company and fail. I mean, a mongoloy to idiot with $3.

If you started a medical company, we'll succeed. This is the truth. So yes, of course, it's NYSID any different in the crypto world. The course is the same fucking thing. Medical tokens, privacy tokens, good God. They can't lose unless they're really sucky coins. I mean, XBG, for example, is nothing more than a coin using torque for fuck's sake. Okay, so that can be broken, but you try to break bone error for fuck's sake.

You can't do it. Try to break the hollow, even worse. So these are the serious coins. These are going to be the winners, along with the functional tokens, like in the medical field. They're whole bunch of others that I'm afraid to mention because I can't find tokens that are viable in those fields, but so are the medical fields or a number. So yes, look into it. Can I ask you a lifestyle question? What advice do you have for young men? This show has a ton of young male listeners and I feel like I feel like all of us

are directionless. We're looking for advice from maybe father figures we never had, but you seem to have it figured out with the with the the yawning, the whale fucking, uh, being on the run from the law. What's your advice to young men who are maybe looking to get into college or trying to figure out what to do with the rest of their life? Okay, well, the most important advice is one hardest to follow and that is if you are in love with a woman, God say, don't marry her. If don't give her, do not give her your real fucking name. This is my advice. You're the greatest thing in life and you're not clouded and not happy. And suddenly, you're going to be the depths of hell. In that fucking relationship, this is the truth. Now, if you are going to marry one, which I have done multiple times, make sure it's

for money or for business or for some purpose, which gives you power or influence for fuck's sake. Use your hands. My wife, Athena, this is Maccadine, Janice, good God together. We could have ruled the world had I met her thirty years ago. Yeah. Why is that? Not giving your real name. Yeah.

What is? Have you ever given anyone your real name? I mean, I mean, I mean, Joseph Smith for the first two years of our marriage. So, in any case, I've heard a couple of little thoughts. Oh, no. No, I'm being serious. It sounds funny, but I am being serious, it can be both last, not care how powerful,

fucking profound it is. It is love that sub-spawn you. Your brain, your money, and your potential. If you don't treat it properly. If you think you're going to fall in love, why about your age, why about your name? Never take her home, go to her place. Because when love ends, you can sneak out the back with no fucking problem. That's my advice.

It's good advice. What is it about your wife, what is it about her that you think you would have ruled the world if you had met her 20, 30 years earlier, like you're saying? What are the qualities that you see that would help that make you say that? Jesus, smartest one I've ever met, and certainly the most sweet smart. I mean, anybody familiar with Janice is looking around nose to vessel, that for many years. You know, I professed to one learns a lot about the world, but more important, a lot about men. And in business, unfortunately, the problem that you generally deal with, it should be equal

to equal thing, but it is not. I'm telling you the truth, the reality about lives. So I have her with me at all times, with her in business, because of what I can't see she does. After a meeting with her, she said, what do you think? She said, that's Camardus. He's got a, he has a hidden agenda. He's lying.

Yeah. Yeah, I thought so. But I think she's got that. Yeah, women are good at that. That's why I'm in a perception. Because women are trying to get fucked. I'm sorry. Women are good at that because they're trying to get fucked their whole lives.

So they got to figure out who's trying to fuck them very early and very well And so they learn how to fuck man only better for And big much more of our rip-rich fashion. So so yes, yeah The food in some or marry someone only yeah For Only yeah, yeah or practical purposes if you love someone best advice is never ever tell them your fucking name and never take them home

most people do that in the wrong order yeah it's good advice if you can spend together for six years by the way what's your name? it's oh it's a Joe Zinnhofer. It's the principle of it. Like you want, as a guy, you want to just put everything on the table. You want to tell them how much money you make. Tell them what your deepest, darkest secrets. You

want them to have your kryptonite, but it's always too early. At least try and hold off as long as you can. That's good advice. If you're going to give a name, give the name of your worst fucking enemy, that's the name you should give. Or so, all of his vitals. When you do leave and they go looking for someone, you're fucking enemy because it's the lawsuit. So now, I'm actually... I love it.

What do you... We've got a virgin contest on the show. Do you have any advice for guys looking to get out of the, looking to lose their virginity, maybe even late in life? You got any advice for them on how to pick up women or talk to women? Are you shitting me? I mean, Mail versions out there That are actually adults capable of taking advice Yeah, well you're something I talk about we're gonna talk about the verge

Never if you're a man if you're man will get some men words and slater because I don't believe this quite frankly If you're a man neither Well with a virgin. My advice is you should ask a woman, if you've been fucked more than a thousand times, you're going to say, if not, I have no goddamn interest, because it's one who has the great intent that's going to give you the best time, let's get real. Time is a virgin going to give you. Please God, if you're a virgin man, my advice is number one, do this sequentially.

Open the closet door in your mother's house and walk out into the sunlight. It's not that scary out there. Number two, the first one that you see over the age of 18, that no matter how vicious, say, to like to fuck. Now, 20 out of, but no. One out of 20 is gonna say, I like the part direct and they will take you home and fuck me. And so that's my advice.

Be direct from this point, because if you're still an adult male, over there is 21, please God. I don't know, but if there are, that's the only approach. You go to a bar. Any old bar? Start at the start at one end and go to the other and do it all my long until one girl says yes because I promise you they will say yes eventually. It's the quite an outpropage. It's time. Now, you've got to be proud to be slapped in the face yelled at call of James or ignored fuck that who cares. Yeah, one of them is gonna go Yes, I've been looking for someone to direct like you

That's my advice to those people that's good. He's a joke. Are there really no? There's a 21 man There are there are dozens of them like they are literally in a contest on this show to see who can lose their virginity first all the way from 18 to 38. It's a huge problem that I didn't know existed either, but we're trying to help these guys out with the basic. I'm sure there's a much bigger percentage than we'll admit to it. Yeah, totally. John, can I ask you, what do you think is the biggest threat

to, I'd say America, but I'm going to say to humanity in general. Like, what do you think is the, what do you think is the biggest problem in the world that we're facing right now? What do you think it is for America and then the whole world, you know, spiritual, whatever it is, monetary, anything you want? And you want the truth here, I suspect. Absolutely. All right, it's laziness, our own fucking laziness. Yeah. We would be for to sit on the sofa at home and watch TV or play or video games or on our social media have remote sex or whatever people do these days. Then to take responsibility and say, holy fuck, there's some bad shit going down.

I got to do something about it because I promise you, the people are willing to do something about whatever it is they think is wrong. Is next to zero. People yell, they'll get on social media, fuck that, fuck the other. Why should you do something? You think taxation is illegal stopping your taxes. You'll see what the fuck happens. It's happened to me. Yeah. Because if you do something about the world that you live in rather than lazily wait for somebody else to do it for you, you're going to find that it is not easy.

I had to give up the country that I love more than life itself. The country where I could kiss my first girl at the age of eight. Where I graduated from grade school and high school and went to the middle of the night school prom. Where I got my first girl at the age of eight. My graduated from grade school and high school went to the middle of the high school prom. We're not my first job. I got married and my first child. And progressed in life, you tell me giving that up is not a sacrifice of the highest order. of the highest order. Some people will do this for what? For you motherfuckers that are sitting on the goddamn sofa, we need more that stand unless that's what's wrong with America and the whole fucking world and this digital age. And I apologize if I have offended anyone. But the truth is offensive. No, I don't think you're offending anybody who's certainly not me.

Certainly not me. Yeah, definitely not. It's heartbreaking. It's heartbreaking in so many ways to see my generation and the next one given easy solutions that are, that it's, that no one could avoid. Pills to fix any, pills to fix problems that working that exercise could fix, exercise, and a die, no, Sean, that is definitely a real thing. Not in all cases, but, okay, work, go ahead. In a lot of ways, learn, like improving your skill set to improve your life, like confronting problems instead of just bitching about them online and the easier it is to complain the easier

They make it satisfying to take the lazy way out the harder it is and the more punishment people who do things get Because you they everybody resents it people resent the unlazy and punish them and they will not defend them because it may it it shows it highlights their own laziness you know what i'm saying yes absolutely everything is a complaint line you're gonna complain complain here professionals that listen to your complaints what's up complaining yeah make a sign very in a street my wife okay so at the McAfee on Twitter, it has been locked out of rules so weak because of Twitter's bizarre security systems. Right now. Unfortunately, that telephone that number that she has can't work here

and we cannot leave here and go to a safe place without being arrested, so that we can get the fucking code that this supposed to send us. So now I'm going to say right now, Mr. Dorsey, Jack, I swear to Christ, if this is not fixed, I'm going to walk into your home. Shovel my arm up your ass and rip your arm. Do you understand?

I'm just saying, right now, this is what's wrong with America. You know, we I think you would like that. I think Jack would like that. I think Jack would like that. I think Jack would like that. And he's going to come back from his yoga retreat. And it surprised me. And I thought, you know what? Probably I'll never get that account back now

until I actually do it. So no, I take that back. But no, I mean, so we have complaint lines. We have, and if not lines, we write in complaints. Who reads them? Fucking bots read them. So Christ almighty people wake the fuck up. Do you want to live?

Because here's the, here is the real question. Not what's wrong with America? Do we fix immigration? Do we let people in? Do we not let them in? What do we do about them at least? Well, who gets it flying fuckers? I love to speak Arabic.

I love to know the culture. We don't know the political fucking content, the climate. We don't know the god damn history. So why you even ask the question? The real question is, why? Don't you stand up and dance with life? Because if you follow your heart rather than the stupidity of your head, your heart will get you off that fucking sofa and it will interface with people face to face, real to real, touch to touch. You're going to get hurt. Fuck yes, that's part of life. But you're going to find joy.

You're going to find joy. You're going to find meaning. You're going to wake up into a new fucking world where the you, which is all that exists for you right now, becomes so small. And the other becomes so big that you just get absorbed in the other, in the world, and other people. that you just get absorbed in the other, in the world and other people. Jesus God, the bliss, the joy in that is indescribable. What you give up is control. You think you've got control over your life? You know, only as far as you stay on the sofa

and don't open the fucking door. Because in the real world, it's life that controls you. I chose to come here to Cuba, have all places known. I was moved and pushed by the dance of life into the only place where I could still speak freely. So this is my advice. Live just a little right out, get outside, just see what happens. I'm ready to live. I'm ready to live. I feel like I'm at a revival.

I want to jump up and start throwing my hands up in the air. I want a chorus of Big Fat Black, ladies to come out and start singing, hallelujah. Yes, hallelujah, John. I want to dance with life. I want to open more and I admit, okay, so give it up. No, it's great. I agree, I agree with you. I've got to ask you a couple more things. Thank you so much for giving us so much of your time.

And in millionaire time, you've given us like a week and a half. Yeah. And we really appreciated everybody, everybody was really hyped to have you on. Let me give you his address for the. You're gonna pay me right? What's that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Checks in the mail. I'm gonna pay you in a cryptocurrency called Dickles. Yes. Just give me your, give me your Ethereum address.

I want to know what is your favorite part about being on the run, being such a maverick renegade outlaw. And I want to know in your daily life, what makes, that's not, not related to spirituality, the government, you know, law, whatever, what makes you a rage? What is, what is your biggest annoyance in life, the simple shit, the broken shoelace, the Bukowski stuff, You know what I mean? All right, so what is it about being on the run? Well, I tell you one thing, every fucking moment is an adventure. We're gonna arrive in here in Cuba,

we didn't know if we'd be allowed in. I mean, it's just like a very strange country. Meanwhile, the administration has blocked all travels, so I've broken one more fucking law, right? So I've broken blockade. I'm here, and I've publicized. Throw it on the pile. Yes. I didn't know once I got here, am I going to be allowed to talk freely? And I have been talking freely, and so far no one has prevented me. Now, the government does have security forces around me wherever I fucking go,

but they do not interfere with me. They have not, now they stop people from coming on the boat. So, for example, a Telemundo came yesterday to come onto my boat to do an interview. They would not let them off. So, they had a whole bunch of paperwork but were apparently missing one paper. So I asked

the barber master if I could then leave with them and go to a restaurant and they conferred and said, that's okay. So I did a little long time for missions. Okay. Yeah. So you're like in limbo of you're like kind of imprisoned but kind of not. But I'm not in prison. Do you really think I've total freedom myself? It's not a people that try to access me, that don't have that freedom. I get to go where I want. Do what I want. I haven't found out. I got a nightclub stay until 3 in the morning.

Dance and drink and hip-party. So no, for me, it's just a fucking adventure and I don't have any idea moment to moment what's going to happen next. So that's it. That's what that's why I get online gets online nerves. Well, number one, the mosquitoes and flies down here are in swarms. That's a good character person. That's annoying.

Number two, the monetary situation. I can't possibly get American dollars down here. It's kind of hard to do business and get paid other than in cryptocurrency, but in an cryptocurrency, I can't ever get cash because I can't get a bank account. If I get one in the States, the R is just going to shut it down and take the money.

I can't get one in Cuba because I'm human citizen. I mean, this is an annoyance. It's not a game killer. No, it's just an annoyance. It's not a game killer. No, it's just an annoyance and things I have to work around. But by and large, I'm just as happy here as I was back in the States. I don't want to thank you very much for having me. Jonathan.

Thank you. Thank you very much, man. Yeah, good luck. And I hope you are running for president, right? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. I hope you win. Trump's been great, but I'm done with him. I didn't get the wall that I wanted. I'm bored of the red hat. I want a Mac, a Mac, a Mac of a 2020. That's what I want. Uh, can I can I ask you? I would be remiss if I didn't ask you. We've got a running gag going on the show. Uh, when you take a piss, do piss, do you put your dick through your fly or do you pull it over the

waistband like a weirdo and go? Which way do you use the fly as God intended or do you pull your dick over your waistband and go to the bathroom? You know, first of all, unless I'm wearing super, superverk's a large pants, I can't get my dick to my fly. Okay. And even dick jokes. I pull my pants down to my waist and then dig down past my knees.

So, you know, I don't know what normal people do, but that's how I do it. You pull your pants down to your knees so you can get to his dick. Okay. The like a weirdo. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Thank you, John. Thank you very much. Have a weirdo. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay. Thank you, John.

Thank you very much. Have a good one. Uh, I'll talk to you guys later. Thank you so much. Please call in again. I will. All right. Bye, bye.

Bye, bye, my friend. Hmm. What do you think, Sean? Uh, I think he's nuts in a, in a fantastic way. In a fantastic way. I love characters like that. I so frustrated that the audio was so shunned. I don't know if we could, I don't know if killing his video feed.

I didn't even realize he was in fucking Cuba. I'm thrilled actually that it worked that well. I mean, there's only a few sections where it was like, oh God, it's getting so garbled. And it was right in some important sections too, I thought. But what a character. Like what a, he is, whether you love him, hate him, agree with him, disagree with him,

he is an interesting guy. He is an interesting guy. I was watching that kind of adventure in their lives. Yeah, dance with life. Well, he, and they, all that stuff always sounds trite and like, you know, but like say it's like, dude, just and it's so much easier to say than to do, go live. Just go live, go experience, shit, do things.

It sounds trite, but there is a, I think there's a lot to be said for like, why church is needed and why humans have had God and really like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we need to hear, we need to hear positive life-affirming things. Yeah, in a regular, at a regular clip and a regular intervals for our own sanity. Absolutely. In a way that overrides our cynicism. Like, if I go to church and listen, I will kill myself. If I will walk out and kill myself because I loathe the way the message is being delivered to me so much, but when I hear it from a renegade millionaire on the who might have killed his neighbors over some dogs, then I'm receptive to it.

Well, it's only that. The source can make a huge difference. Because a lot of the baggage you, it's like, do you hear your father yelling at you? Or is it from somebody else who you don't have that relationship with? And it's and they could be giving you the same information they give it to you one gives it to you in a

more palatable way and you go that makes a lot of sense I get it now. I wanted to ask him if he thought teeth his tits were big enough but I didn't get to the thing he knows. Yeah. I really. He's the world's oldest millennial. Is that what he says? No, that's what I said.

Let me see here, but I get I get some said. Let me see here. But I get some comments. Let me see if anybody wants to call in. You were gonna get back to this drug conversation at some point. Oh, well, okay. You don't think that there's a, we have a culture of easy fixes. Yes, we do.

Okay. And that is included in it. Yeah. But the, like buy a car, you're depressed by a car, buy some joy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy. Oh yeah. Credit, no credit, no credit. Oh, you come on in, we'll get you a new,

we'll get you a new Mazda, right? That's trying to fill a hole, that's trying to, that's trying to buy happiness and that's as old as time. That's as old as time. There's nothing new there. But the ad is the same. The, you don't even need an ad.

You'll just go, it's like, you know what I really want? Is a, I don't even think for those people. Yeah. That's not even an advertising thing. I know, because my father is one. It was like, he didn't need to be advertised too. He's feeling shitty. Got to fix it, you know what I mean?

Like that's it. Oh yeah, yeah, you advertise to yourself. You're your own, you're your own marketing person. Yeah. I need one of these. Who did I tell the call in? Oh, Mad Cux is there. Hey, Mad Cux, do you wanna talk? Yeah, where is the, where is Tyrone?

Let me get, let me talk to Tyrone first. Tyrone, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Oh boy, Tyrone. All right, Tyrone is the, uh, Sean, you remember Tyrone? He won the contest at Vegas, at Road Rage Vegas. I totally, I totally do.

And now I was just going to say, you do not sound like I thought a Tyrone would sound. And now I realize who it was and he went over his voice. His rage was not having a deep black voice. Right. And but being black. Yeah. Obviously having the name Tyrone, you thought he would sound like Barry White or something like that. Like, yeah. I mean, you know, not Barry White. That's probably extreme. But yeah. But now I know exactly who he is. We shot the shit after the show. Yeah. He's totally cool, dude. And that was his rage is that everybody treats him like that. Tyrone, you sent me an email that I'm gonna read right now.

Do your dick and Sean. Yeah, buddy, you're in trouble. Do your dick and Sean, can you bump him up a little bit? Yeah, sure. It's your favorite virgin antithug. Tyrone, and I have come bearing bad news. Due to my cheap ass taste in clothing, oh no. I already know it.

I can already predict. Yeah. Can I guess? No, not yet. Okay. Save it. Write it down, put it in an envelope, and then we'll reveal it after I read the slide. Due to my cheap ass taste and clothing.

You could have just told me to fuck off. So to make me look around for a pen, like I'm really going to, he doesn't want me to do this. He just wants to story out. No, no, no. No, he doesn't want me to do this. He just wants to story out. No, no, no, no, I don't want him. Now I don't pen you asshole. Slight drunkenness and general obliviousness, I had lost the drive I won in the competition.

Yeah, well, okay, I was writing that down in spirit. So tight-won. You lost the law. Considering that I had lost my keys earlier that day, I guess it had somehow slipped out of my pocket at some point after I got it. Is that, did you figure that one out, Sherlock Holmes? Did it slipped out of your pocket somehow? Yeah.

Yeah. Eight hours of retracing my steps. Oh my God, did you, but I, but he found an Elvis costume. Violently shaking down every lift driver I had after the fact and others combing over the penthouse produced nothing. If possible, I would like to take on another virgin challenge for a chance to get the files again, but the episode is lost. It's lost. It lost the lost episode, Sean Tyrone. You lost the lost episode, yes, but files. Yeah,

I did. Shallow pockets. Shallow pockets are ripped pockets. It was, I'm not even sure what it was because I had it as deep in my pocket as I could. I don't know how it made it out of there, but my keys did. So shallow colors. I say you lost your keys. And then you lost the, do you still have these pants? No, they have been sacrificed. Get rid of those pants. Yeah. I had already promised people I would upload it and don't want this to be lost forever because of my ineptitude. What happened after you discovered that you lost it? What was the feeling?

Yeah, when the walls started to melt, everything turned red. I started hyperventilating and I immediately started dismantling my entire hotel room. I flipped over the bed. I pulled apart all the sheets. I moved all the furniture. I just freaked out. I looked outside of my hotel room too. I tried to check the ground.

I didn't find anything. You start looking and crazier and crazier places. Going around that. That could definitely be in the freezer. Yeah. Maybe it's actually to check the freezer. Yeah, you check anywhere. You'll check anywhere. Maybe I bent over and it fell into something I got out of the freezer and then I put that in the freezer. And you shook down your lift drivers too. Dude, I called all of them multiple times.

called all of them multiple times. I sent in probably like six support tickets. Demanding that they have people contact me. It's like a check their cars personally. Oh God. Yeah. Oh Sean, I can't allow that. I can't allow the final lost episode to just be lost. No, I don't think I can even allow the fifth one to be lost, which it seems to be. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Poor Tyrone. He did such a good job talking to the ladies. By the way, how was that experience talking to the showgirls? That was incredible, dude. And I really appreciate Savannah too, because she actually gave some meaningful feedback on that.

I know that for girls like them talking to virgins, you know, the moment they figure out a guy's a virgin, they got to put on their hazmat suits, but the fact that they suffer through that for us is I appreciate that. You have to put on a hazmat suit. Yeah. Don't put the showgirls on a pedestal. We had a contest for the people who haven't watched the Rotor-Rage Las Vegas video yet. We had a contest where three virgins had to talk to the two show girls, their beautiful girls, and try to get them to laugh. And then the girls voted on who made them laugh. And Tyrone had a legitimate rapport with Savannah by the end of that, I would say. He was putting on a show.

He ramped up. He got the initial talk and then started doing his show. The clear winner over Matt fuck face Matt. I think was his name was the other guy. Matt fuck face. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that was his name. But, but no, who was the other, wasn't there a third?

There was. There was. I can't remember Daniel, I think. I don't know. Yeah, I have to check the tape. But the clear winner, you failed in your duty to simply upload the episode. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't think Matt Fuckface would have lost the episode. You know what? Yeah, it had to be me. What should we, there's got to be some kind of a punishment. How's your version status going, Tyrone? Oh, um, I mean, I literally have no prospects at all at this point in time. Um, it's, it's pretty bad.

I'll just say that it's pretty bad. Well, you just got out of being a minister, right? Yeah. Yeah, about a year ago, um, It wasn't, I mean, the girls. There was this one girl. Dude, she came onto me so strong. I remember I was talking on the phone with somebody and she just walked up to me and she was like, oh hey Tyrone, I'm like, oh hey, what's up?

And you know, she started rubbing the hairs on my arm and she was like, oh my god, you're so hairy and I'm like, oh yeah. Yeah. But you're probably, I God, you're so hairy. And I'm like, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. But you're probably, I would imagine you're nervous, right? Yeah. Not really, I was completely calm. I just didn't care. I'm like, okay, like whatever the hairy,

I'm like, it's obvious what she's doing, but I'm like, no, I'm on this Christian grind. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Oh, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Christian grind. Christian grind. You've got to get out of here. You've got to get in my way for God.

I don't only match God on Grindr. I feel like I should release the episode if Tyrone gets laid, but then I also feel like that's sexual assault in a way. I honestly feel like that's what it should be. Like that's immediately what came to mind. I'm like, you know what? No, no, no. We cannot. This cannot happen. I will not let these pants and the things that I've done keep this episode.

I must go on. Okay. Okay. If Tyrone is it, I meant sexual assault of Tyrone by me. Like, I don't want to pressure him. I don't want to pressure him into getting laid if he doesn't want to. But if you're down for it, if you're down for it, if you can get, if you can get, if you can even get the tip wet, I will release the episode because I feel terrible

that you lost it. Is that sound like a fair deal? That sounds like a fair deal. All right. Some serious motivation, and I'm sure, you know, if he's in one of the communities, he'll get some extra motivation from some people. Yeah, he's going to get some extra motivation. Keep us updated every week, please. And tell us what makes you a rage if you have one.

Controlling girlfriends. Okay. Here I am. Here I am, a young, virile male, looking to have some fun in Vegas with my boy, with my boy from work. Yeah. And his girlfriend, I'm like, yo, I got this crazy dick show thing that's happening. It's going to be incredible. We're going to laugh.

We're going to talk. We're going to go to all these clubs and have drinks. It's going to be awesome. He's like, cool. Sounds great. We're going to do that. Next day, he comes to me like, yo, dude, my girlfriend's dead. No.

Oh, and don't you don't ever phrase it like that. Oh, my girlfriend said no to drinking, to going out? Yeah, and so I'm just like, okay, bro, here's a novel concept. You lighter her. Oh no, I can't do that. She's got GPS on my phone. Oh my God. You can turn off your location services.

No, no, no, no, you can't. But how are you gonna explain that to your girlfriend that you turned off her dick tracking technology? It drains the battery. Oh, wow, that was pretty good, Sean. No, I literally leave it off for that. You're like John McAfee. Yeah, I mean, it's a, I'm not doing it.

I'm just fucking, you gotta ease them into that. Start turning it off. It's already listening to me all the time. Start turning the location tracker off when you're with them. So then you can plant the lie and say, oh yeah, I read this thing that said it trains the battery. So then you train them into seeing that it's turned off and on and that is turned

off regularly, right? Sure. You've thought about it far more than I. Well, I know the minds of man. I literally do it because my fucking phone dies. Well, yes, but, you know, we have to turn that real thing into a lie. This is how the sausage is made. Yeah.

We take the actual thing and apply it to a situation where it's not true. Um, God that sucks. What's your friend's name? Oh, manny. Manny fuck you, you pussy. Learn how to lie to your girlfriend. God, get a burner for God. Leave the phone at home. Leave it, strap it to a dog and sent the dog on a grand adventure throughout the city.

Yeah. Lose it in an Uber. Do something. Break it. I have seen a adventure throughout the city. Lose it in an Uber. Do something. Break it. I have seen a man. No shit. I have seen a man purposefully destroy a phone because his girlfriend caught him where he shouldn't be. Wow.

And he was here and he goes, oh, you must be hearing something. My phone's been acting weird. He literally said that, ended the call, turned around, and smashed his phone. And I said, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, she's gonna know that she's gonna know that, chanted the call, turned around and smashed his phone. And I said, what the fuck are you doing? He goes, oh, she's gonna know that he's gonna know that. Like, are you fucking insane? That's insane.

All right, Tyrone, best of luck to you. Please update it. Please update. It's good to hear you. Thanks for coming. See you. No problem. Yeah.

Tyrone. Uh, he said he was a, right? Minister? Would he, he's still like a, is his father a minister too? Or, I don't know. I didn't get his whole story. I got a whole disease. I mean, 20s, right?

These are questions you should have asked while he was here. I thought, I just thought you'd remember from the show. I can't, I can't, we never asked their ages, did we? I know, fuckface, Matt was 18. Yes. Yeah, he wasn't right All right, what do we got here? Andrew dick social security is a self-funding program. It's never it's never gonna run out That's odd. That's an odd take Well, we'll run out around

2035 is the Social Security Trust Fund. Oh, God. There's some boomer marketing in action. Oh, it's the Social Security Trust Fund. Okay. Is that a magic word that I say and then a bunch of money? How do you think that? How do you think that works?

Where the boomers basically, I don't like that word in an explanation, paid for their social security twice to create a surplus. Oh, we had a surplus in the government. I sure hope it's still, is there a big money bin in Nebraska that's full of all this surplus that exists? Conservatives love touting this line so they can push to privatize social security, which would also be a fucking disaster. Buddy, there already is private social security.

It's called a 401k. It's called just saving money. It's anything, anything that you do that saves, that is not spending money is literally privatized social security. Although, yeah, there, which would be a fucking disaster. Do we, do we want to get it? Do we have time to get it? This is the fourth of July episode.

I'm getting it in social security. Okay. Do you know what social security trust fund is? No. All right. Let me disabuse. Let me disabuse anyone who believes in this fund of the notion that there is any kind of safety net that will exist for zoomers.

The Social Security Trust Fund in the 70s or early 80s or something like that, they saw that the projected tax income of FICA, all the payroll taxes, all the payroll tax, which the employee ends up paying about 95% of, bro, 100%. Well, not quite. I researched it, but it's very close. Employees are on the hook for basically all of it. Who is on the hook for the rest?

The employer. Okay. So this is what I'm talking about. Yeah. If you're going to buy, if you're going to buy buy a television and you have $300 to buy the television and the tax on the television is $100, how much do you have, how much is the television that you're going to buy? $200.

How much was the television in the first place? Well, how much of a television can you buy? If you have $300 to spend on a television, tax is $100, how much is the television that you're going to buy? I asking you to do the math with me. Okay, if you have $300 to spend on a television, taxes on the television are $100, no matter what. Yeah, this is what I'm living in.

Well, then the television is $200. Right. You don't have any the television is $200. Right. Yeah. You don't have any different amount to pay because of taxes. So if you're hiring somebody, if you're hiring somebody, if you're not, if you're suppressed. Right. If you're high, it doesn't matter how much the employer pays for the payroll tax. It's how much they were going to pay you in the first, that's right.

That's right. This is why the lie drives me insane. Yeah, that's right. At least with an income tax. People think it's like 50 people think it's like 50 50 or something like, oh, the employer matches it's like no, they're not. It's a hundred percent you. Yeah.

It's a hundred. You know, they have whatever amount of money to pay you to suck their cock. It's like market, the market comes into it. They don't suddenly get more money because they call it a payroll tax. They still have 100% of money, whether it's health insurance, whether that includes health insurance, ass insurance, racism insurance, electricity,

new computer, new car, whatever benefit Jim benefits they're giving you. Free net, free netflix subscription, half of the payroll tax tax that all of that money belongs to you yeah ultimately yet and it is taken from you when the employer has to pay for unemployment tax pay all that and is a grand lie that they ever said any difference but they know that people can't avoid that marketing of

well employer plays for half oh that's fair we're both paying half. You are paying 100% you motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The wages are artificial. I mean, it's the wages are suppressed.

So early 80s, they figured out that to the trust fund in the early 80s, they figured out that the social security benefits, we're going to start having to get lowered because the door is not enough money coming in to support it because they started over giving it an over give people started living longer. Oh, what was that? That was fine. Sorry. People started living longer and longer and being healthier and healthier and all the

sudden something that something that existed to save the destitute and the poor turned into something that they used to remodel their second kitchen to retire, supplement retirement or be the retirement savings. Four out of ten, four out of ten elders are moved above the poverty line because of social security. Why the fuck are six out of ten getting a goddamn dime then? That's the whole point of it is to keep you from being impoverished. What is the point of giving six out of ten money if they're already above the fucking line? No, that's right.

That was the idea. So it was a safety net, basically. Yes. Yeah. Yes. To prevent against bad luck. So in the early eighties, they said, oh, fuck, we're going to have to start lowing benefits, crank it up.

Crank up to payroll tax. Crank up to payroll tax. We're going to have everybody pay half. Everybody we're paying half to start lowering benefits, crank it up. Crank up the payroll tax. Crank up the payroll tax. Everybody pay half, everybody were paying half to so it's fair. Half so it's fair. Half so it's fair. Not because nobody would, if you say 100%, people will lose their fucking minds, which it is. Right.

Since there was a surplus then, it went into the trust fund. Trust fund, which means government has too much money. It buys its own bonds. It buys bonds from itself and then writes on a list of paper, we own this amount of bonds. There's no there is no piggy bank where it's this isn't Canada where they actually invest shit in the economy. We're in the market like they should. This is just wealth transfer. So with that in there's there is no it going to peak and that surplus of bonds or whatever magical money system, like there's no account to draw it from. It's just crossing out this bond.

Okay, then we have this money is coming from this. There's no actual money. As it runs out, when it runs out in whatever, 2035, we are going to be in the exact same position that we were in the early eighties oh no in the eighties when they jacked up the price last time what the fuck do you think they're going to do then and by then we're going to medicare is going to be done in eight years this is going to be done in twenty thirty five student loans are going to be off the charts that um

that's all that that's all I have, that's all I have to say about that meme. The social security trust fund meme, the list of money that does not exist that is gonna keep us afloat until 2025 when we get raped again. Damn, that was a good one. Was it?

Yeah. All right, who else do we got here? Dactyl Damian, are you the millennial that sent me that email about the hammer that wanted to call in? Oh, it's Commie Damian. Where the fuck is that? Who is the millennial? Who is the hammer millennial that wanted to call in today? I know you're there. Hammer millennial? The guy who said I'm a sagely boomer for thinking that you should own a hammer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the letter. Oh, yeah.

Let's talk some ad cucks for a second, then. Okay. Mad cucks, come and get on in here. Get your ass on the... Hey, what's up, man? How you doing? Oh, not too bad. Just, you know, kind of back to reality.

What you want to leave Vegas, you're just like, wow, it's not oppressively hot all the time. And there's not hot chicks just trying to rub themselves on you on the street for some reason. Yeah, life sucks. I've got it. You know, it really sucks. And this is what makes me a rage is boomers who don't understand the fundamentals of how computers work. I get back and I get called into a meaning this week to be accused of hacking an E classroom session so that I could win a hundred dollar visa gift card He's a hacker. Nobody can fathomly unders fathom someone sitting down and actually just watching a bunch of videos all in a row to get the most amount of points

Yeah, wait, what's a hack it wait what is a hacker? Yeah, what did you want scramble it? You must have hacked it. Wait, what? He's a hacker. Yeah, what did you once cramble it? Ah, according to the exact quote I was given, so the management's changing, and with that we get a new retirement benefits from a new retirement company.

The retirement company gave us this e-class room that like teaches you about financial planning. It all turns a bullshit. And so there was a contest for the first two weeks that this is available, whoever gets the most points wins a hundred dollar gift card. And that this is available, whoever gets the most points, wins a $100 gift card. And that's the game, you get the most amount of points. Okay.

I figured I had to get the most amount of points, you watch all the videos a bunch of times. You cracked the system by watching videos. I brought into, yeah, I brought into a meeting, apparently someone at this company sent, every sent my boss is an email that said that I quote, used a back door to get into their system.

Peace to the front door. Peace to the front door. And it's like, do you even fundamentally understand how your Facebook machine works? You fucking idiot. And of course, they're like, we're gathering the evidence now. We'll send it to you. Well, don't fucking go thrown around accusations until you actually have the evidence in hand that you can send and go, oh, he's running a VPN or he has some kind of fucking browser extension going on.

No, this just, oh, it must have been hacking. No one has ever gotten a score this high ever in this contest. Well, maybe if you didn't make the videos give you double points. If you watched them a second time, I wouldn't have been able to get that many points. And so then I'm having to explain to all these people how computers work. And I explained to them, and they're like, well, I'm having to like explain to all these people how computers work and I like explain to them And they're like well, I'm really worried if you figured out that you can get more points by watching videos What else you can figure out like me. It's shut the fuck up

Why did you fuck up on you know what it used to be the thing about the fucking the boomers Here's one it used to be don't trust anyone over 30. Now it's don't trust anyone under 50. Yeah, because both of them are gonna fuck me. Yeah, they, why were they, you know what bugs me about contests like that when they throw a big fit about like who rigged what and cheated what? It's like, well, why do you,

why were you giving this award in the first place to motivate? Exactly. It doesn't, it doesn't make anyone having, even if he did sheet, it didn't make anyone less motivated to win this dumb prize. Like what, what, it's a fucking gift card. Yeah. Which I don't want anyway, because I'm gonna lose and not spend. Just give me the cash. You stupid fuck. I'm not gonna lose cash. It goes into the cash receptacle with all the rest of my cash. But what was the point of this contest? Why did you offer a stupid contest over nothing? Yeah, I talked about that on here,

so I don't get, they do these stupid contests in your office that all they do is pit people against one another. And they're like, well, did you actually watch and learn? Like, I mean, I watch some of it, but everybody else who's playing the contest, they weren't watching and learning either. They were logging on their desktop computer,

the hair at work, pressing play in the building, and then just walking away and doing whatever else they had to do that day. Like, so what's the difference? Because I did it the best. I'm obviously I'm guilty of something. Oh, it just pisses me off. And I cannot wait for them to show me their evidence

of what processes I was running in the background. Oh, it looks like you were running a program called Spot If I Why. What is that, sir? That's a video watching program that you hacked together. So I'm just, oh man, I'm so pissed. And when this, when this is all finished, I'm going to be like, all right, I like an apology. I like an apology from whoever decided that I was guilty of a crime.

I want them to come apologize to me. What is the crime? I mean, hacking. I assume that there's some amount of illegalness to hacking to someone else's system. Oh, yeah. I guess, you know, I didn't do that. I just clicked the buttons on your webs. Their website was garbage too.

Like you would watch a video and then the next video would just not play or would get count and then not count. And so it was, it was really frustrating. It took a lot of hard work of being lazy to get all these points. And like it's $100 gift card. Then my plan for the gift card was to like, with my couple of friends at work go,

hey, it's Friday, we're all getting off at 4.30. Why don't we go over to the bar? I'll slap the spucker down and say, hey, when this tab hits $80, come let me know. And I'll sign it off and tip you the rest of that $100 and we can throw the spucker away and open a new one. It is the rage coming from the, the well, the just good intentions.

Like you can't even, you can't even get, you can't even share the prize with your friends and workmates knowing the contest is busted and not fair and makes and breeds only contempt and bad blood. Trying to turn that into something nice gets you brought in as a hacker. Wonderful. A wonderful tale of off office motivation. Hey, you want to do some advice questions with us, the people have? Yeah, sure. Do you also, did you hear about the best debate? It's, it's ending in a couple of weeks. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. I spent like 20 minutes celebrating at the beginning of the episode. Are you going to take it over? I can't wait. That's, so I didn't get an answer from Sean, whether he's gonna go back from his hiatus.

Oh, you should go back for that last episode. You should text him. Oh my God, no fucking way. I'm gonna email him. You gotta go. Well, it's my one to take for you to appear on the last. You didn't get sued. No, I didn't get sued.

Maddox has no ill will towards you, I assume, because he has no balls. He should. Yeah, he definitely should. Yeah. My offer, my offer still stands. I'll pay off the $290 of debt that he owes you if he comes on here so I don't get.

Oh, yeah. You're pushing that. Yeah, I don't think he's gonna do that. Also, I think like you should open like a debt, some kind of way to that fans and listeners can invest in the debt that you own so that we can all kind of be part owners of the debt that Maddox owes you. I looked into that, but it's not possible in a realistic enough way that it would be

funny. I did look into that. Because then the partial owners, they wouldn't necessarily have the right to like right. You want people to everybody to be able to subpoena documents or whatever. Keep that deep self. Okay. I do want to do, I should do a debt collector, like the national debt calculator, or sorry, not a debt calculator, just counts up the interest on the debt.

It's a good idea. But you put that as like a banner at the top of the website. Yeah. You should take over the best debate now that Maddox is not doing it anymore. I'll buy it from $290 for $290. Then you should be doing two podcasts a week and we know that. No, I can't do that. Yes.

So his new Godzilla podcast, like he's hosting it as himself and I looked it up on iTunes and it's in the section by women for women. His Godzilla versus was a Godzilla versus podcast zero. It's it's in the by women for women category since he's officially come out in court as a woman. You know what? Astero sent me the court transcripts too. Yeah. Yeah, for this action's case. Yeah. They're pretty big.

We'll read them at some point. So you got it, you got to hit them up. No, I'm back from my, I'm back from my highest works really freed up. Can I come in and do the last episode with you? What do you think? It'd probably be, it'd probably be 50, 50, whether he said it like, dude, he would be so happy. Oh my God. He would make him so happy if you did that. That's it. You throw you like a party. They're the best snacks. He'd have sweets, he'd have all the diet coke. You could drink. He'd

all the coke zero. He could have McDonald's diet coke machine installed in the studio just for you. That is just, That is absolutely fucking perverse. At least you don't have to do it, but at least send him to the tech so he gets his hopes up. Maybe I will. I'll go get a fake number. Okay. Hey, this is John.

I got a new number. I just wanted to know if I could come back for the last episode. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, here's some advice somebody sent in. So recently, so recently a friend I've known for 15 plus years, propositioned my wife to bang. He called it swinging, but as far as I know, swinging is usually a couple's activity and not just a guy fucking someone else's wife.

You're correct in thinking that's it. Yeah, yeah. Words have meanings. I completely trust my wife as she's never given me any reason not to and plenty of reasons to trust her. Before this, I trusted this friend with my freedom in a major way, but after seeing this with my freedom, I don't know what that means.

Oh, he means like with his trust, basically. I mean, I trusted my friend with my freedom in a major way. Maybe he's his lawyer. Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe their soldiers together or something like that. Trusted this friend with my freedom. Like he was just, never had reservations about him.

Maybe that's what he calls his penis, his freedom. But after seeing these texts, it got me feeling weird. I don't know if I feel betrayed or not. I'm stuck between asking him what the fuck is with those texts and just brushing it off. Yeah, you do know how you feel about it. You do know how you feel about it and you're bothered by it. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Let's just say, air, always air on the side of, I'm angry about it. You can always take that back. He knows he is. Yeah, I think he is. I'm not even sure what kind of advice I'm asking for.

Yes, you are because you're asking me. Everybody who asks me for advice always knows exactly what I'm going to say and wants to hear it. You just need to put. You just need the permission to do the mean thing. Yeah, every watch. I watch what people do. I see what's fucking up and I sit there

like a gambling addict, please, please. Well, I'm waiting for you to just ask me what to do. I can see the wheels turning. You can feel it inside your head. Oh, what should I do? Well, maybe I should have, no, no, I'm not asking Dict what to do yet. Maybe if I just kind of feel my own way in the dark here,

I'll figure this out. Not sure this is worth a read, but hey, if it's read on the show, the listeners will have the chance to call me a beta-cuck new male for not immediately fist-fighting, my friend. You know, you don't have to jump, you say not mate, but a simple direct,

like, hey, what is this shit, dude? I know what this is. Don't ask. Now, first of all, what are, what are friends wives for if not to proposition them sexually? He's probably doing you a favor. If she says yes, then then he's definitely doing him a favor. Yeah, all guys, all guys constantly message each other's wives

and girlfriends, propositioning them for sags to test their fidelity, trying to lure them, like being their friend. On behalf of their real friend, I do it all the time, every friend I have, I'm always, that's what happened to me in 80s, girls. Yeah, sure.

You did, you did Georgia favor. Yes, it was a year long, years long service that I did to do this. Yeah, I don't, don't ask him, don't ask him what this is all about. No, don't ask him because that's just gonna give him the chance to lie. No, that's, I didn't say ask, say direct. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's like, I know what this is like, this is, this is not all right. Hey, don't, don't fucking, don't message my wife. Maybe he's drunk. Something like that. I mean, maybe that was my guess. Like maybe he got drunk, texted the wrong person or something. Yeah. But even then, like, you want to get to the bottom of that. Otherwise, it'll just simmer inside of you and you'll just like, hate that guy forever more and more until one day like you fuck his wife or him. He also said his friend called it swinging, right? Does that mean that he said that to his, the guy's wife? Or I mean, probably or maybe he was in the room swinging.

That's a liar, dude. Like that's everybody knows the swinging. Yeah, that's a liar dude like that's yeah everybody know the swinging yeah that's no swinging swingers identify as swingers and they seek out other swingers this is what you do you get the phone from your wife and you start flirting back as her right get it forwarded to your phone or something and then set up a meeting in a hotel room or something like that in the dark. And you show up wearing a wig and a dress and stuff and do like a, do like a, what was that spot?

Yes, true lies where you have your wife on recording on your phone like a soundboard and she is talking and get your, get, trick your friend into sucking your dick. You said, get your wife to say that she's wearing a strap on and that's what she's into, and she really wants to see what it feels like to get her dick sucked.

I thought you were gonna like shoot them in the dark like Pat Garrett shot Billy the Kid. No, no, this is a dark room. This is that, this is a sophisticated revenge. So then when you finish in his mouth, then you turn the lights on, put him on a clapper or something, so you can turn the lights on and go, ah, don't ever message my wife that shit again.

I think that's a good plan. I would say that would dissuade him from ever attempting to do that kind of shit again. You know what sucks? You can't clap that fast with a clapper. You have to slow down. Yeah. It just, you know, as a kid, I thought, oh, cool.

I want one of those. Yeah. And, you know, they do the song, right? And it's like, yeah. Yeah. It's like that speed. Right. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, at the end.

Yeah. Of course, it's just somebody, you know, turning on an awful light switch, you know, and then shoot the fucking thing, right? So it's like, no, you have to do it about, no. Yeah, it's about that. Oh, wow. Because it doesn't, yeah, it doesn't recognize, they're too close together, it doesn't recognize it as a separate cloud.

That is gross. I remember being about, yeah. About like that. What a disappointment. Yeah, you can't go. You know, I got Google sent me one of their Alexa devices for free. So I picked it, yeah, I picked it up to throw in the kitchen

and it's got a lot of cool features. Why did they send you one? I don't know. So they can hear all your data. Yeah, they want to know to be able to from the internet. You literally got free. Actually, I never thought about it.

Why did they send me a free one? Why that sent me a coupon? I don't know. I guess to listen to what I'm doing. They sent me a free one and it has cool stuff, but it doesn't recognize its own name like the Alexa does. So it is matting to have to repeat yourself to a computer. Like if oh tell me about it.

That's why I can't run into my Alexa because I kept having to repeat commands. It feels like a voice menu is based on voice. It's like I want to punch numbers. Yeah, it feels like a more the less it works, it feels the more human it feels. Okay, I got one more advice thing. I'll read some comments.

Hey, Jack, the ending of episode 160 made me recollect on my previous suicide attempt. It's attempting quotes. Attempt is in quotes because I would have done it if my brother hadn't pulled into the driveway when I had just loaded the gun. It's more akin to a scheduling error than a failure to go through with it.

Oh, that's an interesting distinction. He was caught. He didn't decide to. I can't prove that I would have actually done it that night, but I was pretty fed up. Sure. I don't think that's the point. I don't think anyone's going to question your masculinity because you can prove you would have done it. I would have totally done it. I would have sunk that last basket and win the game of coach had just put me in. Not the same. It's been about four months since then, and honestly, it's not been that great.

The idea I had just come up with was to illustrate this by imagining the bliss is at 100% and loading the gun is a zero percent. Since the first zero percent, I've been on average at about 40 percent. I remember the days when the norm was 80 percent. I also remember when it was 60 percent. Nowadays, I'll be lucky to be at 70 percent for a few hours. I remember when I would be at 10 percent a few times a year, and now 20 percent happens at least once a week. How am I supposed to try and do something that makes me happy

if I can't even enjoy it? I don't if I have happiness. Yeah, yeah. Another meme. If doing the thing I like hurts, how am I supposed to do the things I need to do to stay alive? And that isn't work, work is easy to just turn off your brain and follow the script.

I think that's part of the problem. Working to get skills that will never be good enough to accomplish what I want to do creatively is- He's in that completely hopeless place, where if he does see a light at the end of the tunnel, it's probably a train, you know, like that's how you start thinking. I've obsessively watched people be creative for half a decade and it doesn't make you any happier. Yeah, you know, yeah, I don't. I've always been like this. Oh, yeah. This is

all I mean, it has well, yeah, I'll finish that. Yeah, yeah. Therefore, my ideas aren't worth anything because they won't make me happy. Working hard to be proud of what I do doesn't make me any happier than if I just mindlessly consume content at a pace too fast for more to be produced. A year ago, I was at a 60% on average, this year I'm at a 40. Next year, I'll probably be at a 20. Well, with that attitude, you could be at a 10, dude, put some work into it. And you could really knock those numbers, get those numbers down. Sean once said that if you just stick it out, eventually things will work themselves out. Well, and honestly, I agree with

them. That's probably, you know, maybe that's maybe that's what he got. What I'm saying is a lot of times, a lot of times you do just kind of, if you do stick, it's happened with me. Eventually, yeah, you can come across the right people to be able to do what you want to do, or you just keep going and the other people who are like in the race, just kind of stop. Yeah. But how many years am I going to stay at 20% and then 10? Dude. And then five.

At that point, it's just... You can go the other way. It is possible. It is funny, it says at that point, it's just torture. There are people who are literally tortured, who manage, right? Yeah, and that's right. That is a difference in... That's what's amazing.

You've got double amputees who accomplish amazing things and you have people who are perfectly able to who are incredibly depressed and that's a, dude, your life begins and ends with your brain. Yeah. That's it. That's all you are. That's it. I don't feel sorry for what he did.

I'm going to be in the same place he was in a few years. Look, I'd be more, the look, then he's just, I know, I know what it's like to just exist. That's what life is for him right now. He's just existing. He's not a living person. I'd be more of a hypocrite than I already am if I did. For the time being, I'm going to continue giving money to people who keep my stats up. If anything is worded weirdly, I blame English for being my second language.

Go fuck yourself. Thank you very well. Yeah, it's very well. I speak very well. P.S. Thank you, Dick Digi-Bro and Mr. Mediker with endless chess and Nick Rukhita not far behind for everything you people have done for me. So I asked this guy, I got three questions now for anybody dealing with stuff like this, how old do you?

He says, 18, do you exercise? I take long walks pretty regularly, but other than that, I don't do anything. Last one, what's your diet? Pretty inconsistent. I could really eat healthy for a month and go right back to eating garbage. Sometimes eating garbage makes you feel good.

I mean, you think it does. It is. Yeah. So it is such a huge connection with your fucking brain. Your stomach, your stomach has more to do, your stomach has more control over your life than your brain does. And I really think that. I mean, the stomach produces serotonin and things like that.

I mean, it does, it's a lot of it, a lot of it is made there, which is very interesting. Well, 18 years old and you're looking at it, and you're looking at it dwindling, and you're looking at a diminishing return of happiness. Do literally anything, do anything, do anything, do anything, get out of the house, fuck up your whole life, create a house fire to solve, do something, do anything, do anything, do anything, get out of the house, fuck up your whole life,

create a house fire to solve, do something, do something, do anything. Like, John, you think John would be happy if he wasn't on the run from the law? That is the only way he can live. He figured out what it takes for him to survive. And it's being wanted by the world police in a bar in Havana, where it's the only place

where he can use his phone. Right. And having lost millions of dollars that is what he needs to live. He's not the other way around. Yeah, no, I think he's, that's, I think that's true. It's absolutely. I think that's true.

All right, my honest, God, you just honest advice, I would go talk to somebody. That's as a last, because people go to therapy as a last resort where he's at. And you just fucking go there. And you, first of all, you're gonna think you're all fucked up so anyone will do. Like they know more than me that not all of them do.

You interview them and you feel like they're, yes? And do you feel like you're gonna, and I'm not, notice I'm not saying the pills. That's, can you just, give it there. That was a dog whistle. Very good. Give it the, give it an objective, somebody who's objective, somebody who doesn't tell you

what to do, if they tell you what to do and they're not us. Yeah, do what you do with me and Sean say. They need to help. Sean is like your mom. Figure that out. I'll give you my sometimes the revelator. You'll sometimes things will click and they will make a lot of sense to you and you go, ah, and all of a sudden, just having that knowledge will give you some sort of peace

of mind. It's a very strange thing, but it's serious, because he sounds like he's in a place where he's completely hopeless. And I know exactly what that's like. And for God's sakes, if you're gonna go through with it, run up all your credit cards on Dick's Show merch. I've got a lot of merch on the short stores,

shop.dick.show. They're not credit card debt, is they can't chase it. They can't chase it after the fact. Run it, you can always read the Korean mob where the debts are passed onto the other people if you kill yourself. You can always wake up and do a chargeback refunded, say the card was stolen, but you owe me,

you owe me and Sean, and while me, you owe me going to my store Charging up and charging up all of your credit cards with Dixiel. I mean because that's that that what I guarantee you that will stop it Because it's so stupid and preposterous I'll be out of it. I'm gonna go. What am I doing loading a card with 10,000 so I can kill myself? Yeah, I mean well I didn't make it I didn't make a deal You're sick that I would do, I mean, it does help him if I do this.

You have to owe me. You're fucking owe me. You know what? This is either brilliant or tasteless. You have to make a suicide edition shirt. And see who buys it. And see who buys it. It's $10,000.

It's the max, it's the max of your credit card, $5,000 or $1,000. You have to mean it. You have to mean it. You have to mean it. Oh God. I'm gonna do that. Yes, okay, brilliant. Good, it was brilliant then.

You've been listening to the Dixia. Thank you, Magcog. You got anything you've ever known? Oh, you still there? Yeah, you got to drop anything while you're here. We've got, if you know, if you say you run out of Dixia shirts to buy, before you kill yourself, you can swing over to hwidg.shop We've got us some shirts and hoodies and coffee mugs and hats and shit you can get yeah, we hid there's a promo on the hats two dollars off our hat

Until the 4th of July using promo code for a month all one word frd at our ush He was a he went on a helicopter shooting thing while he was in Vegas and he sent us the video. Really? Like one of our hats. Yeah, I was fucking on. Shooting the wild pigs or something or like what do you not know? No, he's not.

He's just targetting the desert. Oh, but it was cool. It did look cool. Yeah. I was with you though. I wanted to go, but only to hunt. Only to hunt. Well, that's like eggs or wolves or something.

They do that like the fair, you know, Australia does it. They go out there and they fucking waste a bunch of wild pigs with the, here's what I don't get. Thanks, buddy. Thanks for calling in. Thank you. Thank you. Talk to you next time.

Yeah, yeah. See ya. All right, this is, this, you know what? I'm gonna play a, I'm gonna play something that null made for the death of the biggest debate. That's what we're gonna go out on. You've been listening to the Dicks Show, DictatShow, patreon.com slash the Dicks Show. See you next Tuesday. God, I really like talking to McAfee. That guy's cool. He's very interesting.

People probably hope from some more dirt, like goofy shit for you. I don't really care about, you know, the... Like goofy stuff that he's into. I know I was gonna have to read up on that that, but maybe it wasn't the funniest interview, but he's right about that cryptocurrency tracking. That's very, yeah, I never thought of that. I mean, that wasn't, I'm not in cryptocurrency, but it's, uh, yeah, like, it's like a privacy thing, huh?

Right? Yeah. You're right. It won't be globally adopted if they can track everything. Okay, here is. That kind of privacy, people seem to want to care about what they're spending their money on. Well, yeah, the fact that you can see all the rest of the stuff just by that one access point.

Yeah. This is what null made a clip from the last, and it doesn't fucking play. There it is. There it is. Clip from the best debate. The penultimate episode of the best debate. I'm so happy.

Yeah, it's, I killed Maddox. We killed Maddox. Yeah. He's done. This is a fucking failure. I quit. I couldn't hack done. This is a fucking failure. I quit. I couldn't hack it. I couldn't do it.

I couldn't make money with this show. I spent 30 grand on a website. I spent basically $300 every episode with the web's amortized out over all the episodes when I fucking failed. And the whole network. Network didn't pan out because it was stupid because I thought that I was some kind of kingmaker,

and that I had this huge, this gigantic influence to put people in. I thought I was still relevant, because I didn't take it seriously. I didn't take people seriously. I didn't keep giving people what they wanted. I just gave myself what I wanted. Here you go.

It's usually working, but here's mine. Kirk, let's hear your sound effect. Same fucking buzzer. And Igor. And someone... The same buzzer with the sound effect at the end. The bug can sound effect. Yeah.

I guess they're doing something where they all have different types of buzzers. Oh, yeah. Seize that buzzer on. I remember that, did they do that when you were there? Uh-huh What is the point of that? to identify who was You know gonna answer the question, I guess, but it's a debate Do they buzz in before they have an argument? Um Because their voice would be a good indicator of who's talking. Of course it would.

Of course it would, but I think there were some games. I can't remember. I remember it being attached to a game, a buzzing game, and then you get points. Oh, I don't know if there were points. I don't remember that guy can't structure a game to save his life. No, that was the big argument with the celebrity of shame. Because, well, because the whole thing would be, yeah, that's true too, the criteria and everything. I was like, it's simple apology.

The whole thing never happened. Like, that's the point you idiot. Some people do. Yeah, they do. And then Johnny Depp ended up doing it and I fucking won. And that's how you win. What were you going to say? Sorry, interrupt the view.

Well, I would say, because he always loses sight, he's always like hyper focusses in on like the dumb thing like he would be worried about how many points to give for what answer rather than like how to construct the game. Yeah. Like you just be like, well, but it's all about the points. All about the points. Gotta go fast. Yeah.

Games evolve, buddy. You gotta give him a chance, you know, basketball didn't always have the three point line. No shot clock. It's very recent, actually. Okay. Here we go. So this is them discussing their buzzers that Null has done. Null has recorded and altered it. It's usually working, but here's mine. Kirk, let's hear your sound effect. And Igor. Can someone tell me?

Is that where you go to? I't know one of these if it's Arnold It's mine. What the fuck is going on here? Okay, great. That's a great sound effect and Ron. There you go funny. All right. I'm gonna play the Hardman Working Hard too. Let's get a real song in here. Yeah. High quality audio shit pose. That's funny. I mean, you know, anything worth doing, right?

You know? Yeah. Okay, here we go. Pew, pew, pew, by the Hardman Working Hard. hard men working for. 1. Draw the line on the back of the head. 2. Draw the line on the back of the head. 3. Draw the line on the back of the head. 4. Draw the line on the back of the head. 4. Draw the line on the edges of the head.

2. Draw the edges of the head. Oh shit, the millennial is still there. Do you want to talk to him? Yeah, we're not. Yeah, all right. Yeah, let's bring him in. There he is in the sound check room. All right. Is this G-Money? Are you there? Call maintenance.

Call maintenance and have them figure your mic out. Can you hear us? I see them right here. Okay, turn your gate down. Go down to the bottom, user settings, voice, turn your input sensitivity all the way to the left. Or call maintenance and have them do it for you. Yeah, yeah. Sam right here. You're here. Is this laughing fish? The guy with the guy that has no hammer?

Yeah, I have no hammer. I'm still more man than you are. Why do you think that is? What is your problem with owning a hammer? I have no problem with that. I just think why would you even need to bring it up? It's not an issue. It's a non-issue.

It's a huge issue. It's not an issue. It's not an issue. It's not an issue. Why do you think not being prepared for basic things in life is not an issue? Because I can look at that very easily. You can look up a hammer. You're going to 3D print a hammer, you're gonna 3D print a hammer.

If you need one. Well, I have a hammer. I know how to use it. I'm talking about that millennial dad, your content aggregator. I don't want to get us here. Your mic's breaking up, man. I don't know what he's referencing.

You gotta call maintenance and have him fix your microphone. What do you, what do you say it again? That's not, that's a very small portion of the issue. The bigger issue is heels. Your mic's still breaking up, but you want to call in with your phone or something? Yeah, that'd be better. Okay, I'll give you I'll give you the Skype number to call in. There we go. All right, the laughing fish.

So pussy, are you on your phone? Are you on your fucking computer? I just get off the computer. I'm on the phone now. Okay, you're on the computer mute. Anything else that you have at the show, so it doesn't bleed through. What were you saying is the big problem?

Bigger problem is your view of millennial. When you think we're on a health within the week. But the things that you think are strong like knowing how to use your tools are up to late in 2019. You realize you're talking to a programmer, right? You're talking to an engineer telling me that I think those tools are weak our week the real i think you're talking to i guess is what i'm asking i was amazed at my ability to set a fence post i think it's pretty obvious that i don't know my way around a toolbox we're talking to a tax man i don't need your tools anymore you're all getting

automated out of the system yeah work so i don't know why you're so obsessed with what your boomer tad dad told you was the right way to live life. The past. It doesn't matter anymore. How so?

You want to hold up your ideals because that's how you believed in that's what you were killed in your head for the last 30 years. Ideals like what? Like you have to have a white picket fans. You got to fix it up DIY. Yeah, you have to do those things, but it's not something you need to be instilled in you at birth. And you think you're going to very easily now. You think I think these things? What are you saying? What are you saying of mine you disagree

with? I've never heard your dad preach shit like that. No, my dad's in only believes in money and only teaches about money. That's it. Have I any kind of moral quandaries my father has ever been asked or face he goes i don't understand the nature of this question i don't know if you're father or what you were grown up with all those television shows you watch like married with children all those outdated versions of the man don't exist anymore that can exist anymore in this time

you realize that married with children was a satirical program that is saying what you're saying, right? That Al was not, that Al was a joke, because he obsesses about these things, like high school football. Yeah, I've learned that joke. You took those ideals and tried to spin it on us when it's completely outdated in 2019.

Yeah. And you think that we believe that, do you think that you're telling Sean and I something new? Yes. Okay, please tell us what we think and then tell us what's wrong about it. I think you guys were growing up on an ideal that no longer exists. The idea of a man, an ideal that no longer exists. The idea of a man, what a man supposed to be, it's all can be learned within five minutes with our current technology. What you really need to know is much more complex than that. Well, what do you think Sean and I, what do you think Sean and I think is the ideal man then? At least tell me that. That's the whole point of being a man. You got to adapt how we evolve each generation. You guys are still stuck in the past. What do we think a man is? Answer the fucking question!

What do we think a man is and then tell me what's wrong about it? You think a man is someone who needs to build something, who needs to fuck a girl, that needs to waste their time manipulating people. When it can all be learned very easily in life. Manipulating people can be learned easily? I learned this shit. You mental manipulation that doesn't help anybody.

You don't really learn anything from this. It's what you hope you can gain in life. But you don't really learn anything from this, it's what you hope you can gain in life, but you don't actually put yourself out there as you put up this side. I'm sorry, you're saying that manipulating people, either good or bad, either way, into what you want is not a valuable skill in life? No, not anymore. How, how do you think manipulating people as... No, specifically on what you're saying, as physical labor is no longer valued and the entire world

moves into the service industry, manipulating people is the only valuable skill that remains. Do you disagree with that? Yes, I do. Why? Because it could be easily figured out just look at hillary clinton she was the ultimate manipulator and she was destroyed within seconds with a guy who was talking about gravity women's cookies why and why was that

why was trump able to why was trump able to win over hillary clinton one one reason trump is a master manipulator the best at it with one of the biggest manipulators i've ever seen he just didn't have to go to the different channels you just talk to we that someone else want to hear someone who looks to say something different we don't need to hear the same barato bomb a speech of the hillary Clinton speech that's manipulation that's something we're not programmed to deal with anymore

we're past that now okay so what what else to show on a matter of a mass manipulator yeah it's crazy we like that that's what mullinale's feet off of now crazy twitter uh... social media guys like you yeah worship that worship people with performed speeches

So what are you you don't think that try i don't even want to talk about Trump you don't you think that Trump is just crazy and weird and that's why people like him that he's not crafting a message to appeal to to people he's not running an ad campaign solely dedicated to himself you these just crazy people vote red or blue there's a fifty fifty and then if you can be different from the other to get the extra three percent of an election okay so what so i think whatever happens happens on that's what i'm hearing it's

that yeah uh... what else do we think that's wrong? Please tell us more about the millennial generation because I was surprised about the hammer thing. Well, you're so obsessed with sex and the pursuit of it, it's not a worthy pursuit that's not what fulfills us in life. It's our careers, it's our jobs, but you think our careers and jobs lead to sex. I'm sorry, can you unpack that for me? I hate to use that term, but have you had sex? Yes.

Are you currently having sex? Do you have a girlfriend or anything like that? No. Okay, when's the last time you had sex? Christmas. Christmas. You are obsessed with sex yeah oh yeah

and what do you do you think we get but not just curious i just want to know your background that's all uh... what do you think gives fulfillment then you were saying it your job yes your career you think is important it can't just be led to sex because you have to get married to the woman what and it's ultimately

no yet have a pursuit beyond that in life if you're so wrapped up in family and sex and pursuit of you know short-term goal that's not going to lead to anywhere. Why is there, why does there have to be an end game to everything? Because when someone's life is a beginning, middle, and end, and you have to craft your story. You're putting a lot of, you're putting a lot of just arbitrary rules on, on things.

That may work for you, but that's not everybody, it's what works for the person. What is life that arbitrary rules, everybody has arbitrary rules? There's a lot fewer rules than I think you think there are. If you, for other people don't stick to your script. There's not a script, it's, you, It's a web series. It's a temporary life. You want to make something meaningful out of it.

Most people do. Why? That's just five minutes. What do you mean? What meaning are you going to draw? What meaning are you drawing out of your life? If you bring a hammer into the bedroom, it can last longer than five minutes, dick. This is what you're saying that sex is meaningless because it only lasts five minutes? Yes, it's literal time. Five minutes. You don't think that there's any room for love,

shared connection, emotion, like you don't think the entire human experience is based around reproduction which it is that's a part of it that's not the cause of why we're here we're explorers we're exploring the world soon we're going to be exploring outer space hopefully that's what I'm hoping for for humanity not focus on dick-growing pills and every little aspect of the primordial life. I got I got a bet for you. If you ever go to space, I will eat my own dick. You are not going to space. Yeah, okay. But we have to work to that ideal, something beyond the very base level of our senses and our wants. There has to be something more to it.

Okay, he's been will be nihilistic fucks like you for the rest of our lives and drink ourselves the death. While he's got you there. Is this an intervention that I intervention? Yeah. Yeah. So what is this up before? I'm having a conversation. You think everything's a projection. I don't understand that. I've heard you guys before.'m having a conversation you think everything's a projection i don't understand that i've heard you guys before i'm a very loyal fan but

yeah i'm gonna bring a different outlook on it but you think i'm projecting of all my insecurities i know i haven't security me too i talk about it on this show constantly i think you're just it sounds like you just took your first philosophy class at community college to be honest i don't think there's any projection like you're you're just it sounds like you just took your first philosophy class at community college to be honest i don't think there's any projection like you're you're saying extremely basic things and you're angry at at things that shan and i don't think at all and have never said does that sound about right it's not as flesh out of that hope to it but

well give it a shot i think are we wrong about the basic philosophy? It's what we all lean to. It's what we understand. There's nothing more complex than what I'm saying. But there is. Oh, yeah, there is. What you preach centuries have been. Yeah. Rider minds have spent. Rider minds than you have spent longer thinking about it than you have.

That's what's wrong with basic philosophy is that it comes out of people's mouths and bars everyone else in to tedium into stuporous states of tedium that is the problem with knowledge gained easily do you think this country's getting fucked over what how do we change it what is it now you think we need to change. We need a big, beautiful wall. What do you mean how to change it? It's very simple. That's all we need is a wall.

I like a wall either. I like walls. It's interesting. It's architecture. I'd like to see a huge wall too. And we need guys to stop taking shit so seriously and get laid more. That is a very important component of life

that we need and we're missing. We need less direction. We need more enjoyment. We need less thinking and more doing. That is what we need. It's more hedonism to fill our lives before we die. More hedonism? You know what hedonism is? Typing a giant paragraph on reddit serving only things that you think. That is the most hedonistic thing there is you want to actually grow you want to actually experience life go out and try to do something with a woman that challenges you try to fit the

square peg of you in the round hole that is the world because sitting on a computer and talking about yourself is the most masturbatory thing that exists second only to perhaps set actually more than masturbation itself which at least requires some efforts and a goal what about talking about a podcast and having your own process with that pretty master to worry

now when it makes twenty five thousand dollars a month it's not lecture i'll give you that. Yeah. All right. All right. I got to go. We got to, we got to get out of here. Do you have anything that makes you a rage besides me and Sean's take on white picket fences and millennials? Manics needs to go into a bigger hole in the ground. I agree. I'm dead by this year. Jesus. Well, you said it. Don't cut that shot. All right, laughing, fish. You're thanks for calling in. No problem. All right. Get it. Get out of here. Don't take it so seriously. Get out of here. I guess I am. All right. Bye, bye.

What do we think? What do we think about? Well, you beat me to the philosophy thing. Yeah. It's very, I love to, I got into that for a while and all that kind of stuff. It's like, oh, just wait, but then you realize, I mean, you said it, greater minds, greater minds than you have spent longer thinking about it than you, and you know what?

A lot of their shit is fucking stupid too. Yeah, that's good. So you're like, yeah, that's, he made a category error in that assault, you know, so it's like, look, he's on a certain point in his life. And he may, I just, I would be worried that maybe he's, he's,

because this was me for a long, this is me still by default. Lot of rules, man. Gotta do this, gotta do that. Gotta do this. But that's how it goes. It's like, dude, there are way fewer rules for yourself than you, there are way fewer rules for yourself

than you think there are. And other people, what's really important to you and what you think that life should be is totally different for somebody else. Yeah. All right. Because you went the, well, if you fuck a girl, then you gotta get out of here. There it is, gotta be something else.

Then you gotta have kids, you gotta know. This is what you do, it's like, no, that's variance will girl, then you gotta get an area. There it is, gotta be something else. Then you gotta have kids, you gotta know. This is what you do, it's like, no, that experience will take a lot of that out of you. Don't worry, don't worry about it so much. It gets much more complicated than I was at. When I was that age, I would hate that response. Yeah. I would say you have some experience,

but there's some things, it's, if you're a master manipulator, you don't just read a book on master manipulation and go out and do it and it works perfectly. I think it's the only skill. It's the only one that, I mean, you can never, you always have to keep at it. You can question the morality and ethics of it,

but to say it is not effective or important is your fool in yourself. It's the most important one. It's very important in life. It's the most important one. It's very important in life. It's the only one that can get that you can get all you would say. Being able to spot a manipulator so that you don't get manipulated equally important. Oh, for sure.

All right, let's play some voice mails. Hey, Dick, this is Jeff the drunk here. My rage today is old people talking to you. Yeah. uh... this is just a drunk here my rage today is old people talking to you i don't think i've ever heard anything from someone over the age of sixty that was important they always talk about nonsense that they have a dumb shit to you i don't know how to do that

had my headphones on and i'm emotions to me to take off my headphones and what is the same as you said looks like you got a laundry basket ha ha that's what you said that's what you have old people want to confuse the problem uh... yeah everyone just did they wish it make a repository of like she told people

conversations that we've the worst is when we did we take that uber with my dad and the uh... there was a boomer, Uber driver, and those motherfuckers are talking about, I was there. I don't, I'd maybe Randy was there, but they are, it is like a boomer on boomer conversation that I cannot escape is my version of the black mirror hell to be trapped. And like you guys can't, you both can't possibly be interested in what you're talking about. This must just be a reflex that old people do

to make sure that other people know they're there. So they don't think they're invisible. You know, like a car beeping when it backs up. A truck beeping as it backs up to let you know that it's there. That's old people going around starting conversations. Yo, how's the weather over here? See, you got your laundry basket here like,

motherfucker, I have eyes, I see you, I don't need the audio version of that. Hey, look, so like, I don't know how you can get to that age that that guy was without having a hammer or like a basic toolkit. Like, I moved into this place and I didn't have a hammer and it made putting together furniture really difficult. I went hey I should get a hammer and then I got a hammer and it's made my life better. You still need money for some of the fucking you don't have a hammer that cost like $10. Jesus Christ.

Well he has a hammer and I will be like the shoppy shirt at the Melvin show you'll get that that eventually. I just got evicted and I haven't had any time to send it. Oh, okay. You'll get it soon. Go fuck yourself. I know you need a hammer on cheap furniture because they use cardboard as the backer to keep it together. And it's cheap furniture, bookcases,

whatever you assemble, you got a nail in the cardboard in the back or else it'll tip over and fall apart. Does I key a cell that? Yeah. Oh, they do. I think I always thought their shit was too old for you. Oh, yeah, okay. Maybe you're right.

You probably, they're like little brads, right? Very, very small nails at Japan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, Dick, it's Matt from Georgia. And you know, what you want to know, it makes me a fucking rage about the loot box argument. There's a lot of autism around like the whole of the news,

gambling for kids but all people really want is for it not to be in their games if they actually cared about the whole but I don't want kids spending money on fucking virtual Pokemon card packets and they wouldn't buy the fucking games like with your wallets you retards congress does not need to get involved with video games it only gets bad when congress gets involved yeah absolutely right all they want is for it not to be in the games that they want and they refuse

to regulate themselves they need the government to step in and do it for them it's just like what you were saying with casinos people don't understand the chances so rather than let it the government letting them blow all of their money because they're stupid they just made it illegal and it really fucking pisses me off that the government has passed airquil has to get involved with this go fuck yourself it's a subset's a subsidizing stupidity. Like any law that exists to prevent stupid people

from losing their money is just giving stupid people more money to make more stupid things popular. Like we got high fructose entertainment because stupid people have too much money that they, I'd rather have, instead of the entire Marvel universe, I'd rather just have a slot machine in every city. That'd take care of that problem right away.

You'd identify it real quickly too. No more Disney movies. Why? All the morons dumped all their money in slot machines. Billions of dollars of entertainment that I had despised gone like Thanos snapping a figure a slot machine appearing all over the galaxy. That's what I would do.

Oh yeah, here you go Avengers. Bam, you're gone. Slot machines everywhere. Now there's no money for you. I was surprised at the loot box arguments that I got this week. Oh, yeah. Yeah. From the well children, you mean against your position? Oh, yeah. Yeah. My position of I don't fucking care about loot boxes. I think the baseball card analogy was that kids used to really care about collecting cards. Somebody told their video games before there was all that kind of stuff.

It's like, yeah, because they were ramped. It was a chance. What if you got it, you know? Yeah. I don't get that. Yeah. Jose Konseko card and the rookie card and this one. Oh, they got a new one in here.

Somebody tried to tell me that, well, yeah, but your cards didn't cost, you know, 60 bucks. Like dude, you don't remember when Upper Deck came out. Yeah, those packs were expensive as fuck. Yeah, they were. They were. Somebody tried to, they're trying to tell me it's gambling loot boxes. I don't understand how that's,

it seems like a step removed to me. Yeah, like the money part. Yeah, you can win money. The part that's not just spending money to get a chunk of shit. Or digital and you just don't know what you're going to get. It's right. That's what it is. Yeah, that's it. The transactions over. It's it. No matter what you get, it is some worthless garbage that is either mass manufactured or some stupid gun for your game.

But wait all worthless there is no it's not the only I know there's no chance you ever making money yeah it's called the purchase isn't is it is a do I understand this correctly you pay for a box of shit that you don't know what's in it that's it that's what a little crate like digital weapons. So sometimes the weapons will help you in the game. Yeah, and sometimes sometimes they won't. Right. Usually they won't. So obviously it's the thing like, oh, shit, I got to spend more because I want the fucking next. Maybe I'll get it this time. Maybe I'll get it this time. Maybe they so they're equating it more to the lottery except for the fact that you can actually get money back in the lottery. Somebody said, I got this in an email, well, so what? You're saying that if Casinos gave out stickers, it would no longer be gambling? Yeah. Because nobody accepts stickers as currency.

That's called a sticker store. Yeah. You walk into a store and pay money for stickers. Where's a not a casino? That's a sticker store, you idiot. Where is the real argument on this? It's not. It's people who, they're pissed that other people get an advantage over them and that they're

on the hook for spending more money to get what they want. That's it. And they also cannot stop, stop consuming the product. It's exactly like what the guy's saying. They're not going to not buy it. So they want it. They want other people's benefits to be negated.

Yes. Because they are not lucky enough to get them. They won't, no, or won't shell out the dough necessary. Yeah. On an egalitarian video game. So stop buying the fucking game. Like the games say we got loot, loot boxes or whatever. Stop buying the fucking game.

I don't buy cinnamon whiskey, because I don't like what's in the whiskey. Then you just say the game is rigged. So I'm going to remove myself from this, you know what I mean? Play a different game. I write, I mean, it is a, yeah. But the game's so good, but this aspect of it is fucking me. Ignore it then. I don't know how much money I spent trying to get a holographic charge. It's a perfect analogy for life anyway. I mean, it's like, you don't

know what you're right place, right time or not. For a scump. Yeah. I've never know what you're going to purveyor of gambling. What's what I see is candy. Netination lies gambling is by an a box of chocolates. Fucking, you know, I'm'm gonna open a tricks. These gamblers at Kellogg, but they probably do show you what's on the back. Yeah. I don't know. Like Casino and it's not gambling. It's not.

It's not gambling period. Well, yeah, but some of the items you can sell for money, so that's basically like that's gambling because I can win this and then sell it. That's not what gambling is. No no that's also not what gambling is that's what you think that's where collectors come into it okay here we go hey dick you know it really pissed me off this week

is uh... millennial women who don't know how to cook this morning and i had the crazy fucking idea that's my girlfriend to make a big in the night so uh... for fire alarms and uh... three screens later i uh... get a timid girl walking into my room and asking uh... how do you watch the egg that of a grill uh... we had a fucking girl but uh... she's not a good or four men uh... she's all up george for me and uh...

uh... she made a a george for me she's being more pissed off and uh... goddammit why how how is it and how is it empowering to tell women not to cook it's it's it's you know what's empowering being more useless

yeah the only reason women don't like it when men get together to talk without them is because we, in five minutes, we realize how we don't fucking need them, except for babies. God damn it, repeal the night. No, no, later, day. Repeal the night, teen. They get together and talk shit about us.

Yeah, completely. You just have to know that. That guy, the guy with no hammer is gonna get together with a girl who can't cook eggs Perfect couple. They're just gonna sit around consuming content Maybe he maybe he could learn how to cook an egg. Is that okay? Yeah Hey, dick what makes me a rage today sounds like the same one anyone says the phrase the fact that I was just watching that debate the democrats last night by 20 of them 10 and every time anyone says the fact that they don't follow it no no no when did we lose

concept of what a fact is someone will say blah blah blah blah the fact that followed by their opinions the fact that followed by their opinions. The fact that I hate this lunch. They have it in the flight. You're going to think you're the fat guy's fucking right. No one ever follows the fact that with a fact. Political debates are the most useless television there is. It is stunning.

I don't even think people listen to what they actually say or remember the question asked of them. They remember the tone. I think that's useful though. The tone because what they're saying is pure gibberish. Yes, it's garbage. It's, it is not, there never responses to the question directly. They immediately turn and say one of their talking points. Yeah. I think they're, I think they're fucking up right now. Cause you know, Biden has no chance. I, yeah.

I mean, the only thing, the only thing they should be doing right now is trying to promote people who are going to run in 2024 or try to promote new ideas. Well, I've said, you know, like gangs, universal currency thing. If the economy is still good, Trump will be reelected. It generally is how it goes. The only time that somebody is, yeah, the only times where some, an incumbent is not reelected is when there is a third party who takes a substantial amount of the vote from one of them. Yeah. Or if the economy suddenly takes a downturn under

their watch. Yeah. I think people are underestimating Trump's ability to threaten, threaten tariffs on other countries, get them to commit to buying more American shit and then giving that more, sorry, threaten or increase tariffs, taking that money, paying the states that he needs voters in to make whatever they're making and then shipping that's other countries. That is an, that is the, he's already done it twice. I think that is a guaranteed election winning strategy, even if it's close. Like, oh, yeah, we're going to tear if you're asked, we're going to tear if you're asked unless you buy more of this or we're gonna tariff you anyway, I'm gonna buy corn or I'm gonna buy steel and ship it to a third world country who needs it as part of our foreign aid budget. Like, oh yeah, you just bought

50,000 voters. That's what I would do. I get back through the airport and I forget one of my bags on the suit with the fucking economy bus. It's a parking lot, but he flies like a piece of shit. And he got the airport cops saying that I have to come grab my shit now or I can grab it on day through Friday 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. even though they're on duty 24 hours a day I have to show up during the hours that I actually fucking work you know contributing to society say it. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Yeah. The past because I'm like yourself. See you guys. See you.

Night people need to rise up. Night people. Sick of the day people running our lives, making us work on their stupid nine to five schedules, making us go into their whatever offices, getting starting kids way too early in school to beat to have their mental faculties to spread. Lloyd, yeah, fucking day people, but they have to jump on us by two hours. So they can wake up early, start thinking of ways to fuck over us night people before we even get out of bed.

By the time we start even realizing that we need to fuck them over, they've already fucked us over for two hours. They got up too early. They got up and started fucking us immediately. Some of these day people get up at 4 a.m. start fucking over us night people right away. It's an unfair advantage.

95 is bullshit. It should be, and what do they say nine to five? It's always nine to six, you know what I mean? Because they're lazy. And they want you to, if you show up at 545, then they know they're not able to leave. They know you might be there to 605. That's why.

This is like why they shut down bars. They stop serving drinks. Yeah. Last callers before last call. Yeah. We've got to get these day people. Hours should be, hours should be five, five to one. Come on in. We're open five PM to one in the morning. Yeah. Fuck you, day people. You can't even stay awake. You're gonna 5 p.m. to one in the morning. Fuck you, Dave people. You can't even stay awake. You're gonna fall asleep at the fucking counter. We're gonna have to draw dicks all over your face.

Better, better adapt. Come to the doctor. Come to the doctor. Come to the doctor. That's our world now. The night people, night people rise up. One more. Yeah, one more. Andrew from Eugene, Oregon, you know, he was a much more attractive.

Yeah. He's normal. He's a good looking normal dude. Yeah, that's, I didn't really talk to him too much. I think did you bring him over to? Yes, because I was so excited to meet him. I know, I know. Yeah, I should have, I should have sought him out and didn't talk to him more, but it's like, yeah, he's like totally like, and then, because I wanted to see the face when you met him, that's why. Yeah. I was like, ah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, unbelievable. I don't really, I don't really picture

what people look like a lot of the time. I wasn't sure about, for some reason, this is so fucking weird, and maybe he mentioned this in one of his calls, like a couple of years ago or whatever, but I always picture him making calls sitting in his garage. I don't know why. What does he have in his garage?

I don't know. Does he have any beer signs? I picture it and neon signs. No, but he's probably drinking. One of those fake bubbling ones. He's probably drinking, but is he having arcade machine? Haven't thought about that much. I just picture him sitting in an open garage.

Yeah, laying about stuff while people are walking by. Just kind of sitting, not drawing attention to it. You know, like a waiter, topless. No, no, no, no. Working out, is he have a bench press in the garage? No, I don't think so. I don't think so, but I just like, I picture in like a house, and I picture in Oregon, right?

So I'm thinking it's green, there's trees around and he's kind of just sitting in a chair just leaving these messages. Smoking a pipe? Nope, nope. Big, what makes me a rage? It has to do with your toothbrush rage. Oh.

You're so fucking enthusiastic about cleaning your fucking face bone. And what's pissing me off about it, is what makes me a rage ages, is to like, you know, I don't know why you do that, but I know why I do things like that, is because I'm angry, and I want to get shit done. Like, I don't even stand in the back

if you want to brush my teeth. I walk around the house and do shit. Me too. Or just standing there, doing nothing, accomplishing nothing. I feel like I'm jerking off a dick in my mouth. I got to spit all the time. And what I can't want to it to come up with a fuck.

What's the little competing is, I hate having that much time to taste a lot. To save time, how often things fuck up, and it would cost me like three times as much time as if you could just throw the slow but good way. Yeah. It's like the universe is mocking you. Uh, this will be quicker. This will be quicker. slow but good way. Yeah, it's at the universe with Machia.

This will be quicker. This will be quicker. No, dude, I have, please no more time saving devices. I have started to stop myself when I know I'm rushing through things and just go, okay, slow down, slow down, you're gonna nick, you're gonna fuck up, you're gonna scratch your car if you keep going at the speed and I'll just go like, okay, carrying nice and slow, instead of just like throwing shit in the top like it has Manian devil. Yeah. Yeah, I do walk around. What do you mean you have to spit all the time

while you're brushing your teeth? I guess I just don't like that. I don't use like an excessive amount of toothpaste or anything. I guess I just don't like all the foam, you know, or whatever. I can't walk around. It's like, how often do you spit

when you're brushing your teeth? I mean, like, uh, probably once or twice until the end. Oh, wait, so two or three times. Yeah. Oh, that's not that much. Yeah. I would say, but to walk around my house, I feel like it's got a three times before the final, two times before the final. Yeah, that's probably, yeah, probably. Yeah, I do, I definitely do that. So many times. Yeah. I need to see you brush your teeth.

Yeah, all right. I need to check out what's going on there. I don't know, I just don't like that excessive amount. It just, I don't know. Yeah, it's, it's, why? I don't know. It's just a thing. It tastes good.

It's just a thing. Fun. I like to see how much it's going. I just can't keep in my mouth. I see that stuff. Okay. Yeah. Before I have to spit it out. Yeah, I don't know what, I guess I just don thing, it's fun. I like to see how much of all my stuff is keeping my mouth. So I see that's the, okay. Yeah. Before I have to spit it out.

Yeah, I don't know why. I guess I just don't like it. I also, I suck the brush clean after I wash it off. I suck a dry, because I'm afraid bacteria will be more on a wet brush than on a dry one. But you just put your, well, I guess your mouth is clean, right? My mouth isn't. And then I gotta have, it's gonna be after you brush is clean, right? My mouth isn't. And then I gotta have, I have another,

it's gonna be after you brush your teeth, right? Yes, probably. Then I have a bacteria brush that I use also, a probiotic brush that's a little bacteria. There you go. A bacteria, the good gut bacteria. So you can, yeah. All right, that's enough.

Bye everyone. See you later. All right, that's enough. Bye, everyone. See you later.