The Dick Show - Episode 162 - Dick on Parasites

Episode Date: July 9, 2019

Mike Cernovich calls in to talk about getting Jeffrey Epstein arrested, Dame Pesos and Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" call in to make fun of the final episode of The Best Debate in the Universe, my contingency plans for getting molested by the TSA, getting Alzheimer's, and getting reincarnated, Null calls in to have a white discussion about White Privledge, a thot-ful journalist gets trolled by a Dickhead, a conduit of money, a continuum of food, Nintendo bones me again, and an average day in the life of the ultimate millennial; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

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up on the Uber on the way to the airport. You missed all the earthquakes. You know what? Let's just get right into the earthquakes. Okay. Every, every single time I missed them. I missed the big, I was on vacation in 94. Yeah. Miss the big earthquake. Again, gone.

Miss the big earthquake. And I'll tell you what really makes me a rage about it. What were you going to say? Well, I was going to say, these were way out in Ridgecrest. So it's not like, you, you know, you second one was a good one, but it wasn't anything like the 94 that hit close to home. Well, but it missed that much. You know, it makes it even worse.

Now people are reminiscing. They're long though. People were reminiscing about the old earthquakes. I know. I know. This is just a launching pad for them to talk about another way they lived and were wrong and went through trials and tribulations together. I'm still asked out the 94 earthquake and then if you're old enough way back to the 71

silmarque wake. Now that was a fucking earthquake and I miss all of them. I wasn't alive. I missed all of them. In case any jokes start coming. It's like I slept right through the Holocaust. That's how I feel. I can't, I never can I commiserate. People did that, people in Comas.

Yeah, I slept right through the Holocaust. I threw it, son of a bitch. Damn it. You know what makes what I'm even more upset about with the earthquake that I missed, that I did miss. Family vacation in 94 missed the big one. No great stories, no wacky stories for me about how, oh, I was sleeping in my bed and I turned the other way

in my TV fell where my head was and I totally, whoa! A crazy series of close calls saved my life, man! Hang on, what? I've got a good earthquake story. I don't think I've ever told. I don't have any. So there was an earthquake remember like now here It now you say that

This was kind of a small one too. Yeah, but now they say That you don't get in a door jam right is just done the only thing you're gonna do in a door jam is slam the door on your Spanter's right your head in the toilet during an earthquake. It's very the oven No, no, no, no, say out the doggy door. No, no, no, no, no, it's safe. Out the doggie door? No, no. I think you just got away toilets. Modern toilets, right? No, modern toilets are reinforced the way it's shaped. It's like a resonating chamber,

like an egg how it can't roll. It's shaped like that. You can't apply pressure to a toilet to break it. So if an earthquake happens, you have to run and shove your head right in the toilet. Huh. I don't know. And then you have stuff to and shove your head right in the toilet. Huh. I'll remember that. And then you have stuff to drink.

Oh, there. Yeah. Already. What if it's the safest place in the house? What if it's one of those houses with blue water? I don't know. Then you really fucked yourself. That blue water's safe to drink.

What happened to you? So I'm probably about 12, maybe 13. I know my parents were still living together. So it was, I'm trying to think, brother, all the bedrooms were upstairs. And we had an earthquake kind of like in the early morning. Story. Yeah.

You do? Yeah. I think about it all the time, Max. Do you really? Yeah. I don't know if I ever told this. I mean, I thought about it the other day, I got a kick out of it. And we all get out.

Everybody gets up and we sort of, there's a bunch of door jams in the, in the hallway, sisters come out of their room, they're in the hallway, my parents come out to make sure everything's okay. It wasn't even that bad, my brother comes out and we're all standing around, it's like, okay. How old were you? I think it stopped, probably like 12 or 13. Okay.

Something like that. And all of a sudden my brother looks down, it starts pointing and laughing, my dick's hanging out in my boxers. Just in front of everybody. Yeah, you know, like that can happen if you wear boxers too. Like you get up, things just come through the fly. Oh, yeah.

That's the danger, I guess. I think about that story every time that happens to me. I'm just like, oh, yeah, great. The worst part about the earthquake for me is that I got earthquake insurance like two weeks ago. Yeah. So this would have been the ultimate fuck you. I mean, this would have been, if my house was destroyed, there is no better investment

than my earthquake insurance for like whatever it is. Oh, I know people who built on huge additions to their houses after the 94 quake because of earthquake insurance. I was, I mean, I was lucky Larry eat your heart. It would have been like I bought the World Trade Center, whatever weeks before the attack and for some reason, I've heard it against terrorism specifically. It would be like, though, I had done something so unbelievable like that. Nothing. Come back to everything.

Nothing has even fallen over. A bottle of Chalula sauce fell over in the fridge. That's it. Wow, I'm surprised that even happened. I don't even know what it is. It's here. I don't know. But, you know, I was down on the flats and it was long.

It was, they were really long, but it didn't, nothing, nothing tipped over. I don't think anybody had any kind of damage here at all. Yeah. Well, I don't know when, well, there are two of them too. Now I just feel like a shithead for having the insh- was when, when is it going to happen again? Never. Well, I don't mean another 20 years. I'm paying for this insurance, which in every 20, 25 years is when the,

the six plus ones seem to hit. Yeah. The high sixes. That's, yeah, we're probably not, you know, we're probably not doing for another one for a while. Life that is a funneling of money through you as life gradually turns into just a you serving as a conduit of money instead of a repository.

Yes. Like when you're a kid, when you stockpile, when you cram your whatever ones and fives in a stock drawer, saving them up until you can splurge on something for yourself, like the concept of money, as that gradually changes to you being simply an empty conduit for one organization to endlessly shell out money. Yep, through you, you just kind of add to the flow too. There's like a little pipe comes in for your conduit and you just keep kind of can't stop any of it.

It's just keeps on flowing through. Yeah. A little more on this end, little less on this end. I remember when I was a kid, I don't know I remember this amount, but I remember at one point, $45 was the most money I had ever had. I remember having $45. I was like, oh my God.

Like I saved like I was mowing lawns. I was mowing the neighbor's lawn, like all that kind of shit. Not figuratively, you bastard. But yeah, yeah, $45. Yeah, if I could go back and tell myself anything, probably just blow it, man. Come on, what are you doing? Well, nine years old, go crazy.

Just go absolutely crazy. What are you doing? Stop hoarding your weapons and video games too. Just blow them out, man. You're never going to get to, you'll never love it like that again. Just buy some loot boxes. Buy some loot boxes. some loot boxes go crazy All right, I land back in LA

From the beautiful Humid hell utopia that is Nebraska where I spent the entirety of last week Only to find that Maddox is streaming his last episode of the best debate. I thought he would be joking I thought it would be a I gave him still to the very end, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. And though, maybe this is some kind of elaborate troll, how could he take an L this big? I don't know if he does that though. Does what, troll?

No. Like that. Mm-mm. Yeah, I don't think, yeah, I don't think so. I don't think he would ever use that as an opportunity for any kind of a joke or gotcha. Oh, it was fucking great. The best debate in the,

uh, did you watch it? I watched it with the sound off. Oh, because I wanted to save it. Do you want to see the comments or whatever? Yeah, it was. Whatever gets through. Whatever hundreds of people in there. I mean, I'm just, I'm just trying to put myself

in the mindset of losing that big and being such a laughing stock. You have worked, you have worked for years. Your number one, the number one thing in your life is how proud you are of your fucking brand. And this is the announcement. And now it was built. And this is the announcement, And how it was built. And this is the announcement, the,

without ads on my website. The three year, five year, 20 year culmination of this brand and your stream to your fans, ostensibly, right? Like you're putting all this work, all this production, getting all these LA phonies together and chuckle fucks to sit around and not tell jokes to each other. Yeah, be very serious.

Very serious and laugh at the jokes that you're not telling each other. And it is to foul a avalanche, an avalanche of dislikes. You're putting on this performance to be booed by the internet. It is so beautifully disturbed to me. What I was watching, just hundreds upon hundreds of comments shitting on Maddox that seconds later these fucking weirdo obsessive mods would delete like these these people are not right. Yeah, but don't get ahead. He's completely instructed them to do so, right? Of course. Is he watching? Do you think is George watching the stream? He has a TV on the stream. I'm going to go through a bunch of the clips. Okay. Oh, you're done.

The pace of this is going to come. Oh, my God. I got to a bunch of the clips. Okay. Oh, you're done with the pesos. He's going to call. Oh, my God. I got through a bunch of the clips. He clips a bunch of them. My day got so much better. And they're so funny. He's watching a TV across from him, like he's got a big Algonquin roundtable of failure, where Maddox has the TV on him with the chat scroll.

The link on his face. It's just delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete. Oh, God. Before he even sees them. Well, he can watch them disappear in real time. It's just delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete. Oh God, it's even season. Well, he can watch them disappear in real time. So he can see them for a moment. He can see the actual comments. He can see them vanishing, which is like, you can imagine a couple guys getting their comments

deleted or whatever. What would you do that to yourself? But exactly. Why the hell would you do that? Even if you're actually a confident guy and secure in yourself and you're just like, well, I don't care if somebody doesn't like it, whatever, and we know he is not that. Yeah. He is the antithesis of that kind of a thinker or a person.

So why would he do that to himself? Oh God, I don't know. Just I think it's, you know, extreme self-loathing or something or you will see people, you will see people in life whose minds break. Yeah. And they will start laughing psychetically about how stupid they're being. Have you ever said it's, this is so difficult for me to describe because you rarely see it. Where they really overly shit on themselves or not, where it's like a desperate, it's pathetic. It's not self deprecating, it's not self deprecating. It's pathetic.

It's pathetic. Yes. And they will pretend like they're joining in, but it's like this angry, bitter, resentful rage that they can't express because they don't have, because of their impotence, they don't have the ability to express it. And it just fizzles out like spaghetti, like an unsatisfying ejaculation into their own lap, satisfying for no one pathetic its, with remnants all over yourself. Why are you gesturing to me like that with your hand?

All right, Sean. Yeah. Because this is an opera. This is a beautiful opera, a failure. Got it. That has reached its denumant. Funny. Oh God, I love it.

It was so, I was the whole ride back. I was, usually I tried to pretend to pay attention to 80s girl on my phone, but this, I was totally in the, where are you guys on the road? Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, we landed and he instantly started streaming. Oh no, no, no, no, no.

Okay, so you did fly. I thought you took like two days of, you know, no, two days each way or something. No. Okay, what else? So we'll get to that after, sorry, which calls in. Rory Ridge something. No. Okay, what else? So we'll get to that after the serenade which calls in. Rearage Minneapolis. Yeah. Happening probably August 16th or 17th. I talked to rackets about it. I want to do like

a, I want to do kind of a Nick con before the show. When we get into the state, does like a, oh, you're with Nick rackets.. Yeah, he was. Red carpets roll out. I mean, is he, does he have the key to the state at this point? I think so. Probably. I think he's the, I think he's the mayor of Minnesota. Yeah. He should be.

Yeah. I know we've talked about it before, but goddamn, the TSA, driving in, it made me just so in sense, like they, they pulled to to and I don't know what to do with this. I vote for McAfee just because he wants to do away with the TSA. He's got a lot more. We got to round them up and put them through the Nuremberg trials afterwards. People vote for people for all kinds of stupid reasons.

That's better than most of them. Yeah. That's worthless organization. There's nothing that waste a ton of money and has not proven to make anybody any safer. I spent 20 minutes watching them sexually assault my girlfriend in the Omaha airport for who's wearing next to nothing,

like every chicken LA should, which is the required dress code of L.A. But they pull her aside, wearing nearly nothing, and somehow still spend five minutes searching for God knows what. On this person, gloved out, this monstrous little troll doing it on her knees, another fat body watching her from the side doing. I'm standing there, I'm standing there watching them, being told that I need to move along, sir, so the giant crowd of three can waddle through the cancer machine that they've got set up with their arms up.

I can't shake it. Like, I don't know if it's so weird. It was so sick and perverse. If there was someone running for president who wanted to build a wall at the border out of TSA agents, I would vote for them 10,000 times. Well, I think the country would overwhelmingly vote for that. It is so sick watching it happen, watching this person do their job, which is blatant sexual assault, absolutely blatantly sexually like grubbing.

There is no amount of flipped hand knuckle terrorism dick, the terrorism, 9-11. Yeah, and I got it's been done to death, but it's how we've infected the rest of the world with RTSA agents, right? Yeah. It's so disgusting. It's not even the organization to me. You know what? I think that's my point with it.

I don't care if it is done away with. It's that mind. It's that sick mind that does it for money. And somehow is able to excuse this within themselves, to wake up, believe in a God, be part of a family, and then go violate, go violate other people, and get paid for it. That's been done throughout history.

If you can get some kind of a cognitive dissonance going, then you can talk yourself into doing a lot of stuff. Anything. This is not, it was wild. It was wild. I always think about it in terms of me. I was like, now I'm like, okay, yeah, go ahead, give me a fresh down. I'm actively thinking about Lucy Wilde

to try to get a heart on, to give you the worst day of your life. Give you a big, maybe surprise. I got the private room, fuck. I got the private room once in Philadelphia. This is a detective, a foreign substance on my body. And like, after they're like, yeah, it does this about three to five times a day.

I got like the pad down and the cop was super nervous about it. Like he's like, okay, I'm just gonna like pat you like, you know, like, I gotta read, like, dude, just do it. Just do it. Like, do you want me to forgive? You know it's wrong, right? You know that it's wrong. That's why you're off and looking at that.

Yeah, I mean, well, I think he probably wanted me to know that like he wasn't gay or something, except for he was very, very apprehensive about touching anywhere like that. I'm like, I'm not going to get a boner, buddy. Like just relax. Do it on purpose. Yeah. Well, we got to have a boner's across America day to put, because they're there forever. They're there forever. they're not going anywhere.

The only thing we can do is find a way to make their lives hell. I mean, this is, there's no, unless there's some kind of space America that's gonna come in and wipe them all out, like America did with the Nazis, there's nothing is gonna cure us of this mindset that these people have. So we've gotta have, if we've

got to have a boners, a boners on strike, rise up, rise up for civil liberties, where you get, get, get called out, get called out immediately, put on, we're all putting on little old lady costumes, because that's the only people that get pulled over little women children and little old ladies. You get pulled over and pop the biggest fattest boner you've ever had have a can of spinach like Viagra. As soon as they pull you over, squeeze it so they shoot up cartoonishly into your mouth like a fountain of ballagio in front of the ballagio and then a giant erection will spring out of your pants with a locomotive on it, like a Popeye cartoon.

Oh, and it'll never go away. This sick feeling, like, oh, okay. Well, who pays, who gets raped, who do I get to molest? Let's go. It's coming around, whatever comes around, goes around. I'll tell you what else makes me a rage too. Maybe this plays into it.

Alzheimer's disease. Yeah. Oh boy. You have that in your family? Yeah, my grandma. We went back to see, we went back to see my mom's side of the family in Nebraska. We had a little meet up there.

It was a lot of fun. Like I was. No, I had a dick show meet up. Oh yeah, because I was wiped out though, because I'm two hours behind, I'm two hours behind all ready. Plus your temporal distortion or whatever. Plus I identify as two hours ago. Right. So I'm waking up four hours early with the kids that are already on the wrong

time as me. And the second you wake up in the Midwest, Sean, they start fattening you up. Oh yeah. Big breakfast. Big everything. Yeah. They have make a biscuits and gravy and shit. They have a meal every hour. It is like living in sea world there where there is a feeding every fucking hour of the day. You wake up and it's slightly different. It's a continuum of meals in Nebraska that never ends and never truly begins. A continuum of meals with something that resembles lunch as supper and dinner and bread.

They don't even have brunch. They call it supper there. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, supper, supper's like Minnesota. I know they use that. I think they use, I think they use pop.

Smoothed over with cabbage and cheese puffs. Oh wow. That takes you, that takes you, it's quite a casserole. Through your day. So you don't even know when you're sleeping because your awakened hours are an insulin powered nightmare trying to pack yourself so full of food that it no longer feels like your body. It is an out of body experience,

which is a nightmare for me. I forget why I started talking about that. Oh, so I was way out of it at the dickhead meetup, but I hope everyone had a good time. Oh, I'm sure they did. I hope everyone had a good time. Minnesota, we'll see you in Minnesota. I'll have some more information about that soon.

Anyway, but the Alzheimer's man, what a, what a fucking joke that is from God. Oh, man. Oh yeah. I've never seen anything like that God. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. You've never seen anything like that before and it was horrifying. Well, they absolutely horrifying to see. A lot of times they remember things

from the distant past. They know all that kind of stuff, but then they're like- They're recessively. Now, you are no idea who you are. You're so and so son or if they even get, you know, oh, yeah, yeah. You can introduce yourself.

Like watching, it is a constant feeling of like the first, the first two minutes of every quantum leap episode before Al gets there and explained us to Sam, what's going on. Yeah. And he's trying to like figure it out on the fly. And you're like, oh God, what happened? He's gonna say some really bug in his every second.

He's looking in a mirror dressed as a woman. All of a sudden, oh boy, what happened? He's gonna say some really fucking, it is every second. He's looking in a mirror dressed as a woman, all of a sudden, oh boy. The fuck? Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah. And watching them try to piece it together, knowing that they would have been able to prep for this

somehow if only they had known how to set like, momentum, momentum style. Yeah. I couldn't stop thinking about that movie. My grandma has got it so bad. So bad that she's in one of those, you know, homes. But God. That's terrible when they don't wreck it.

You know, nobody, nobody. Nobody, nobody. No, for 70 years, yeah. And they, ugh. 5.5 million people have it. It made, it made me terrified this whole time. I'm sitting here thinking about planning and whatever for the future,

but I don't have a plan. I don't have a momentum plan for my own mind of who John G is that I need to spend my twilight years of incontinence and complete nihilism hunting down. Right? John G. John G. And Memento is the guy who had to kill. Yeah.

I saw that once. There's me too. There's gotta be some kind of prep. There's gotta be some way to keep the self-functional in this state when you have no mind remaining. But God damn. That's a bad one. What a traumatizing experience.

No shit. So all in all, all in all good trip though. Yeah, that's good. I got a bunch of stuff here. Nintendo also fucked me again. Oh, really? Yeah, you know, Nintendo. Nintendo loves raping children.

Oh, you know that? Well, that's their core competency. Oh, they've been doing it. The video games is a byproduct of their, uh, their lust for raping children that Nintendo has. Uh, I've gone over many of their more popular rapes on the show before robbed a robot, the power glove, these sorts of things. Those were shit.

Those were shit designed to be shit, uh, only to lure people into the, only to get their machine in different stores and ultimately fuck over children getting them excited and then bang them. I downloaded Mario Run before the plane flight, thinking I was really gonna enjoy myself. What's the point of that game?

For five hours, this little Mario game. He's, but he runs more than normals and all you do is jump. You know, you can get anything. Well, it's like a regular Mario game except all you can do is jump and he always is running forward. That's how it's designed. A lot of, I was really looking forward to it sprung for the $10 world pack, different for so more levels or with all the levels, everything.

Yeah. I don't even, I don't even want to mess around with earning the levels. Just give them, give them all to me up front. I'm going to really get into this game. I'm going to have them, I'm going to have a five, five hour me time ride on this plane back to LA before the nonsense begins again. And I'm loading this up right before the plane takes off, the beautiful frontier airlines with the clamshell seats. I've flown them before. That don't recline. Right. And where they sell you a single stick of beef jerky that's about the size of a chapstick for $7. Something that no human person could possibly ever want to eat this snack, this lovely in-flight snack of a taste of beef jerky that they wipe on your tongue and

then three inch tube of beef jerky, a three inch seven dollars tube of beef jerky in a normal looking bag. You got a downtown L.A. you can get like a three inch piece of beef jerky for like two bucks. Yes. It's usually attached to something else, but... I load up the game, pay the 10 bucks or whatever it is, start downloading, racing the plane as it taxies around.

Okay, gotta get this down. Here's Downloads Climbing. Climbing, like an action movie, like Mission Impossible. Watching the Downloader climb and climb and climb, it hits 100 and I go, yes, I did it. Five Mario hours that I get to spend with myself on the plane. No Sudoku for me, no thank you. I'm not going to try to read whatever book 80s girls reading out of desperation over her

shoulder and then pretend like I'm not reading it when she criticizes me for not bringing my own books. And then silently being pissed at her for not reading fast enough. Yes, Sean, exactly like that. Plain takes off. I go into sneakily going to plain mode. You know what happens with Mario Run? Needs internet. Oh

For no reason Even though everything is downloaded to you guys already downloaded just down just spent my last just spent my last One I had to go over my bandwidth limit. Oh, another 15 bucks to download the levels. Oh Sorry, we don't have a connection for you to play this completely self-contained game. Now you've got to buy internet from the airline. No, no, no, no, they don't have any. Oh, frontier.

Frontier in frontier. Oh, no. Now, they don't even have a computer. Oh, um, rapes by Nintendo again. Oh, yeah, this guy's getting, uh, yeah, buddy, I don't know. We got Cernivage calling in now. I don't know if we're gonna be able to,

a Stereo's is there. What the fuck is a Stereo's doing there? Is that really him? I don't know. Probably not. It's probably Kerman Clark. Oh, that guy. Fucking Alzheimer's man.

Yeah, that's a cruel joke, isn't it? It's really fun. You know, the worst part is you don't get any credit. They don't even remember the whole time we're there, your jokes are totally wasted. Jokes are totally wasted. They make no sense, because there's only panic. It's only a constant state of panic.

But the worst thing is the people who do go see her all the time, her first response is, yeah, they never come. Yeah, they're coming all the time. You mean to tell me that even the work people are putting in, they don't get credit for that? No. Ah, it's like a white, wipe clean after, you know, two minutes. I don't know how, I'm sure it works differently for different patients, but you know, I don't know how, I don't know how quickly they forget. Is it like instant? If they're not in front of your face, then they walk away. It's just like, uh, I have no idea who that person is. Instant. I've never dealt with it before. I've never dealt with Alzheimer's before. So I had no idea,

but it is, it is instant and it is, um, irretrievable. There's probably gone forever. Yeah, I know somebody who was, he was, uh, they were, they were really old and his wife couldn't really take care of him anymore. So he went to live in a home and he was just, the deal was he was just going to try it out for like a weekend. But then like six or eight months later, he was still just trying it out for the weekend. He thought it was like his first or second day. You know, he was okay with it.

I mean, he seemed to like it, but it was just, it was brand new to him, but it was like, no, he'd been in there for like the better part of a year. It's ungodly expensive. Ungodly. Seven, five thousand dollars a month or something like that.

Wow, absolutely horrifying. How much it costs. Well, they potentially need help at any hour of the day. Yeah. Yeah, it's terrible when at any hour of the day. Yeah. Yeah, it's terrible when your brain just fucks up. It's like this whole section just doesn't work anymore. Just can't access it. And so specifically too.

I know. And it weird. Like, I'd rather forget almost, I'd rather forget anything else. Can't just forget how to use a car or something like that. Yeah. It's like the one you need goes first. Right. It's not this.

And then there's a weird slow death that I don't know how the hell you're supposed to cope with that. Yeah, because the person's gone. Yeah. There's no semblance of that. There's no way to track that rewind. Yeah, that's that's one of the ones that's hardest on the Family Yeah, that that kind of stuff

Yeah, I stereo's proven to you and not Cameron Clark Yeah, go tweet go tweet that it's you were better yet call in We miss you We miss you. Siracho runs his Twitter now. Oh, no, no, there's some wacky circumstance. We can't do it. Oh, that's actually believable. It is.

Fuck that puppet. You know, I will say the best part about Nebraska was the bathrooms there are configured. So I always knew this was a possibility. I figured, no, they're configured so that the automatic paper towel dispenser gives you 150% of what it gives here. So instead of that, instead of needing three swipes and every everyone, even though we have the technology to go up into space and back, even though we have the technology to play full streaming video games with very little latency across the entire globe,

we cannot make a paper towel dispenser where you don't need to wait 10 minutes between every swipe. It goes, you only need two to use it. Which is such a huge quality of life increase. Every time I see one of those in a bathroom here, my heart sinks a little bit. I'm like, oh, it's not gonna give me enough. Yeah.

There he is. There he is. There he is. Mike Surnovich, are you there, sir? I am, sir. Oh my God, it's wonderful to talk to you again. I cannot believe the circumstances we are talking to you again. What an incredible day for you. Not bad, right?

Two and a half years, but we got those Chef F.C. records. Criminal case is being opened, and the number one question people ask me is, what next? And I don't know, man, this is fucking unsung precedent, bro. It's nothing like this has ever happened in my life. I mean, I'm just going to tell, give people a little bit of background, please. And please feel free to fill in the rest or correct me where I'm wrong. Jeff Epstein is a billionaire, a billionaire financier, political donor who is a convicted child molester who owned a private island where he would fly politicians in business.

He was the first to send in to us. I mean, where the possibility of molesting children. I didn't realize he was that guy. Okay. Epstein was that guy. He got busted for this and he got less than us. I mean, he got the suggestion of a slap on the other wrist. Mike, is that right?

Yeah, so here's what happened. He trafficked underage girls to his island called uh... uh... private he called a private jet for st. Jeff's island but there's actually a temple on the island if you're if you're near internet connection you can type in jet that's been island temple and i thought it was photoshopped but no no this is really true he has some like more lacking in temple

on this island. No, five people out there. Look at that. Dude, we're looking at it right now. This blue and white temple with a gold dome. It almost looks a... That's a real picture. That's a real picture.

So when I first found that picture, two and a half years ago, you know, if I'm kind of like, I'm not sure it's no way this is real. And then I went and found the original drone footage. It was a stock photo that was just posted by some you know person to their own stuff and

uh... underground too if you look at where situated you can tell there's like a subterranean element to it some kind of like sex pension or something god damn i didn't know about this that is fucking gross Is this the island that Bill Clinton and Kevin Spacey and other people have gone to Well Bill Clinton for sure. I'm the damn culture call it Lily Island. Okay, Bill Clinton went there without Secret Service agent. I think 30 times. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you a lot of people No, no, this so a lot of people don't know this but

a former presidents are uh... have a secret service detail attached to them and you know wherever you go secret services with you he should see for a service to fly down that would just like thirty times and and again this is all confirmed so literally sounds insane but it's all true and all confirmed so asking was prosecuted and Florida State Court

and the feds, under Mueller, said, oh, we're not going to prosecute him. He was sentenced to nine months in jail, but listen to this. He got to leave every day to go work. So he would just spend the night in jail. He would get up, go work, goof off, do whatever, have sex with underage girls, who knows. So he had, again, at night at 7 So he had, he had all of his privilege,

like I read that he had a six day, 12 hour, that he already wasn't in a real jail, and they would let him out for 12 hours a day to go to his private office. Like, I mean, this is an inconvenience and best. Right. And he was caught. I'm out of the way for a tour.

The raw for tour got a tough for a jail sentence for getting drunk in a hotel, you know? Yeah. right and he was he was called for tour the raw for tour got a top of jail sentence were getting drunk in a hotel you know yeah seriously think about it like Ralph just got drunk and was an idiot and you know had to feel like a real real thing and Jeff has been with more children and he got to just check in and you know like it was a hotel or something you check back out so fucking sick so here's. So here's the best, here's the best part. Or at least, you know, here's the big news part that just happened.

His case, it was sealed, right? So nobody could tell, like, I mean, this is every big shot in America, in the government, maybe in the world has gone through this sicko's island, right? And all of the information was sealed. Somebody calling themselves a friend of the court paid like $150,000 you were saying so that they would keep the record sealed,

which is just gross. That's a different set of rules. And your lawsuit. Which looked differently. They do. You've been suing, you've been suing the court for the last two and a half years to open it up right and that just that's what just happened wow yes so here's a connection i i

soon to get the civil records unsealed and litigation america think here so that's what two and a half years the once the court of appeal said okay senator which can have all of these records then the very powerful people in the federal government who cover up rhapsody said okay we need to get ahead of this so then they invited him criminally because they realize what we were going to get to come out

would implicate it just make everybody look like total supporters of human trafficking dude how does that feel you got a fucking billionaire arrested. Like, I mean, even if nothing happens, it was your, you caused enough fear and enough powerful people to get a billionaire pulled off the street. Yeah. I mean, it's surreal. It's surreal, really. It's never, I've never had anything like this happen to me. And I've never even had've never had anything like this happen to me.

And I've never even in my life seen something like this happen to anyone. So I honestly don't understand enough still for all this thing. Yeah, I bet. I'm just so used to seeing things not pan out for the forces of like good and justice. I'm shocked. Of course, they'll downplay his role in it, right? They're going to go, oh, no, and i'll be some new steps come to lighten rail we need to

indict him for yeah already writing the out of the case i'm sure old to be a my a hero brought new attention to the up to the case like but if you read a my a hero to their credit they mention the article so everybody they're all such lying little massly little freak shows and they're trying to pretend that I wasn't the one that father lost to first of course you can go to senator's dot com c-e-r-n-o-v-i-c-h dot com

yeah all the records and time stamps and everything else is up there wow so what could have what's like the best case scenario i mean i know the worst case scenario is uh... Epstein and Cernovich, both found information that would result in the indictment of Hillary Clinton, right? They both just vanish. That's the worst case. What's the best case scenario? Well, yeah, yeah, worst case is I fall downstairs with self-inflicted gunshot once to the

back of my head. Five times. I was just saying that I'm not a record person. No, seven, he reloaded. Yeah. Yeah, I'm literally the gym doing cardio. My blood pressure is good. My spirit's a good.

So well, you know, maybe this is the last audio. But the best case is that Epstein gives the names to everybody. And you get Weiner, you get Clinton, you get Prince Andrew, you get who knows. There was some suggestion. I don't know who the net value was applying that a former israeli high level political official high connections to help this is a real this is like a rabbit hole for all the

this is really such a rabbit hole that is more bizarre than any conspiracy theory on the internet but this this one is actually true. But if you didn't know that I was sure you'd be like, oh wait, so some guy has an island built with go down there, perns to go down there, there's some temple under there with like underground dungeon. Get out of here, you peach again, weirdo or whatever. And I know this is really what it was. And by the way, this is why the media worked so hard to frame you for peach decay. You know, everybody you know, as we know, as I never said anything about any pizza parlors, I was always talking about GFF scene, and they wanted you to shut

this down. So they tried to make it look like, oh, the serenade that you was talking about pizza parlors never was, because if they were part of the cover up, the media was part of the cover up, bro. Because here's the reality, I sue to get these records, not the New York Times, not CNN, nobody. It was me, some random guy, with putting up his own money to make it happen, while they attacked me. And then now that all the stuff happens,

I'll use journalists that go like, woo, woo, woo, woo, word journal is sucker, Dix, we're so great. You know, if it weren't for us, it's when it happened, it's this one happens like no suck all you people is really fuck all of you this was my shit and then of course the Miami-Herald came in and all credit to them they did amazing work so but it isn't the media this was me and it was then later

the Miami-Herald and that's it it wasn't seen in or a New York Times or any other people trying to take credit for it wow yeah I mean it's almost like pretty amazing it is how much did it constantly how much how much did it cost you and always said and done just to get this far fifty fifty grand chances yeah

uh... you can plan about it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's why I love it people like Cernich, why are you trying to take credit blah blah blah? You know you you lose some sleep over legal bills, you know? You know because I because I had I write it was supposed to cost 10 grand originally. And then you know things spiral out of control. So it's like you you know you write a check for 50 grand you can go by you know whatever and three or something. You know you lose some sleep over over 50 grand and then come talk to me about some trying to take credit for something that I did That people are trying to die me credit. Yeah, you could about four bitcoins with that

Lonnie and said I When what I paid is I would have bought Bitcoin at 2500 yeah, so yeah, I'd have I'd be three acts to ten acts on in the money right now, but I hope you get the recognition Nobody said being a good guys are everybody from you know the weirdo's like

who went after you know atriot and other people there's a lot of people people this world and you know we got to fight back and that people have to do something i mean it's uh... it's the point where uh... it like you say it sounds like a conspiracy and it totally does but i think not believing in the existence of pedophiles at this level is more conspiratorial just because you have to imagine how driven these people are to get access to like sick degenerate shit like

this. I was the most driven person on the planet. I was just going to say that you keep mentioning conspiracies, but I have no trouble believing this at all. This does not seem conspiratorial to me at all. They're all over the place. They're all over the place. They're in our schools. We're in the password.

Yeah. The speaker of the house, the speaker, I mean, think about this, this can't get the kind of coverage. The speaker of the house that represents it is. And third line of the presidency, you're going to ask her, it's a pedophile. Yeah. So fuck all these people, right? That's the way I look at it. It is Anthony Weiner, under age girls, who is the former member of Congress, is wide for the chief of staff to Hillary Clinton get out of here. No, no, no, go through yourselves. I'm just really tired of these people in the media

trying to cover up for pedophiles. Like why? Yeah, the breath right? Why are you so obsessed with making people look stupid? For like I've know exactly we're talking about the how they try to make Pete everything look like the dumbest parts of Pizzagate which there are numerous stupid parts of Pizzagate but it's like that's all they're focusing on instead of you guys I mean it's even to the point where I think that millennial journalists they didn't they don't even know that has to it was a pedophile right like they don't have the working history of knowing that there are a lot of people in government who will be a pedophile by the time you're

thirty eight or forty or whatever like just be aware of that that's all good up yeah yeah i come forty one it's multiple members of Congress and speaker of the house Jimmy Seville yeah high-level people and they get away with it for decades the BBC covers it up so they they really I mean honestly I just think that people on the left are pro-creditfall dude I said it before because what they're not giving me credit for this they weren't going after Jeff up scene What were they right? Huff Poe daily bees Nashville vice yeah none of them filed this lawsuit and they all have a lot more budget to do that

They have legal people on staff So and they could go about it forever like they could take credit. Yeah, yeah I like they could take credit. I see you work in really hard to get the, to boost the people giving you credit for it properly. And I really, like I hope that if there's some kind of watershed tipping point moment where you actually do get the credit for this, because it's a big, it's, I don't even, however you feel about Surnavitch and I know a lot of people hate it.

Well, that's the end. But it's like, what the fuck? No one else did this. No, it's credit where credit is due. Yeah, you know, that's the thing. And people don't want to do it. It's such an emotional thing. Well, I hate this person. So they couldn't, they're 100% bad.

They couldn't have done anything good. Yeah. And it's just, no, it's like, you got it. You can hate Trump. He met with Kim Jong-un. Like, he did something that like like nobody's been able to do. You know what I love that he did too? Is he walked up to the border and let,

and waited for Kim Jong-Un to like gesture to show a man. I'm like, oh man, that's so fucking beautiful. It was like, and I mean, just things like that. In the movie, Hitch when he's like, you don't go all the way, you go halfway and then let her come to you. It's like, that's what Trump did to Kim Jong-Un. Is that where you're getting all your advice?

Hitch Hitch. Okay. So what? Well, Will Smith is a pretty great guy. Pretty big what? He said, pretty great guy. Oh, pretty good guy. Oh, yeah.

No, no, no. I've heard that. Not to digress too much, but Will Smith made it in music, TV and films. Yeah. I watch YouTube videos. He believes in alchemy, the law of attraction. Smith, Beta, and music TV and films. Yeah. The three. Yeah. Yeah. I want to see you, Vityos.

He believes in alchemy, the law of attraction. Will Smith is a really deep, philosophical guy. I love the guy stuff. At one point, he was the biggest actor in the world. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was my kid in play.

I mean, and then he came back as Will Smith. So, you know, summertime, had he was a huge and everything. There was, yeah, I was more of a Carlton guy, you know, yeah, you know, that's different, but just the fact that you could make it. Yeah, he films and rap. But he just made it one like, oh, I had a three year hip-hop career. That's like legacy shit. He's like, no, no, no, I had to hip-hop career.

Then I decided to have a top rated show and then I decided to make the biggest movies to be the biggest movie so I'm a little like, right? Okay, what is your secret bro? Let me read your book. I'll read his mind stuff today. LL cool J like has kind of done that but not at the level that he bigger, bigger rap career probably than Smith. I don't know, but definitely not near the film career that Smith has had. But I'd rather talk about my share of Smith. Yes, yes, me, right. Now, last time I saw you was at your hoax premiere, which was a great, it was a great movie. Like, I'm a huge Scott Adams fan. So I knew all of his takes and I knew

I knew like, you know, the plot, the bullet points for the movie. Still, it was very well done. And my girlfriend actually learned or was exposed to a lot of new information from it which it was really cool uh... there's great news that's out yet i think that's how people that people want to listen to you know hoax movie dot com hla xcd m obi dot com high-level professional value and you know not to suck my own you know what but i did a film with black lives matter jordan peter's in scott i'm second on you

ryan holiday castigay like who could have done that right we had everybody you can't like all that's a far right film or all that's it and we made black lives matter look at each step okay what you're you did i had no idea that they got similarly fucked and they totally did right you had what was it the leader of black lives matter on there? Yeah, New York guy. Yeah. Yeah He was one hundred percent reasonable

Yeah, and then they showed all the clips that they used on the news that I saw that I got my information from I was like I totally got fucking hogs. Yeah, they're not about this at all. Um, that was a great movie You got blood money was. Is that out yet? Yeah. Yeah, that's not. People can watch that on YouTube. And that one I gave out for free. Hokes is only what?

Five bucks for that 10 bucks to buy. Yeah. So, you know, but yeah, Blood Money, Spree, and turn of it.com. I got all the articles and links to films and, you know, everything else. Yeah. Blood Money is the

Qatar's cutters influence on on politics. Yeah exactly. Yeah and on the DCB establishment and how how this is all connected so it's been a it's been a wild year man. It's been on a dick show and everybody yeah fun of me. Yeah that was a bit roasted so much for my life. I don't think you're gonna get roasted this time. That was a different time. russian so much of my life i don't think you're gonna get roasted this time uh... that was a different time that was funny i was i thought that for dick actually i was like

and you know people like really hate it because because they could be in like all i read a book is my book is so great uh... and i'm like wait this audience hate me i hope you didn't lose people over having me out now service such a nice guy after that episode launched and everybody in Reddit, everybody on Reddit melted down. For a lot of reasons why, that was a very contentious, it was before Trump, so everybody had their claws out.

He called, and was like, oh man, I get this call a lot. Like, I don't know if you wanna like dis, I've made this call so I know what that call is. It's like if you wanna disavow me, I totally understand. Like it looks like, and I'm like, no man, this is what it's about. Yes, as vicious as possible. And it's worked out just fine.

It's worked out just fine. I love that episode. I appreciate you coming up with that one too. That was right after the... That was right after the Maddox Rape List video. Yeah, by the way... We'll do another... We'll do another kind of...

...especially a thing. Yeah, it's been a while. It shows how the end-dependent... There are more things that are happening in the end-dependent media than it's happening in the... ...co-to quote unquote mainstream media it's just people regular people and with a microphone doing things that's kind of cool

well i was going to say this uh... this citizen lawyer activist angle that you're on our buddy nick rickita he's a sky that he started on the internet covering maddox's lawsuit against me uh... he has sent he's he's like the number one guy on YouTube at night now. He gets 5,000, 6,000 people every night. He started a GoFundMe to protect a, so a voice actor who got me to, can sue the, who can, he got me to,

by other voice actors who contacted conventions and torches interference with business, like got him kicked out of conventions and got him fired from his job. This guy Nick started to go fund me and had a hand in, I mean, I don't know the specifics, but he had a hand in connecting this guy with the people who could fight back for him

and nobody else is doing it. Like, no, it takes, it takes guys like you and Nick receded to do it. Um, I guess that's the end of my, you know what's sucking, but it's great to see. Yeah, thanks. Um, yeah, thanks for everything, man. I really appreciate it. Yeah.

Yeah. Alright, man, thanks for calling in. Congratulations. I hope you're on every major network. Let's get, we'll get dinner while it's nice. Hey, does anything make you a rage? I got to ask. What's that now? Does anything make you a rage? I got to ask.

What's that now? Does anything make you a rage like piss you off or anything like that? It's not, not, not international pedophiles. Well, that enrages me, but when people try to write me out of a story like this, it does get me pretty far at all, because I take part in my work, I risk my life, my own money, I have to get a gain. And then when people who did nothing try to come in, take credit for it, I'm like, I'm at the gym working off, you know, working off a lot of attention right now so that I'm more calm down, use some medication, some of them hop breathing. But yeah, the evil in the world, it's more like it's father-gassing.

I don't know, raging the world, but just the sense of, like, where were you mother fuckers for a few years? If I was, if I was, come back to like, why do I have to do this? Yeah, I'm just some fucking guy, a living and normal life, and I'm the one who has to do it. And you're making billions of dollars in ad revenue selling pharmaceuticals for people, just fuck all of you, step up, make impact. And then you don't even say my name.

You can't even say my name. You can't even say my name. Say my name. Say my name. All right, thanks, Mike. Thanks for calling in. Bye. Bye.

Ah. That's a pretty amazing story. It is, dude. He's doing more swamp draining than time. He rattled the cage enough to, you know, to where they had to pay attention because there's something there. And like you said, they got to get out in front of it and craft their own narrative. And oh, yeah.

Well, it's like everybody had no idea. That's what I'm waiting next. No idea. I had no idea. I never, and then something will get uncovered like, oh, yeah, they did know they were there. Oh, they knew, they knew the entire time and it was all sitting in that file. Yeah. Yeah.

What a surprise. Again, there you go, Mike, Sir, Naviche, ladies and gentlemen. I love these inspiring callers we've had recently. McAfee, Sir, Naviche, let's see what I got here. I want to get Damae Paisos in here and Carl, Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. Let's see these guys. Domé Pesos, are you there? Are you there, sir?

Matt is not the father. Hello, can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you. You sound wonderful. I'm wonderful, Domé Pesos. Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. Are you there, my friend? What is op Dick and John?

Oh, how are you? You know, I just, I know that this is your Bailey Wick to listen to clips and make fun of them. But I only have this, I only have this one time to do it, Karl. So thank you for calling it and letting me do it here. Donnie Paisa said,. Dommy Pace says, Dommy Pace says, very generously compiled a list of, of just embarrassing, uh, dick shrinking ball ascending clips from Maddox's final three hour shit show of a stream. I'd love to listen to them with both of you.

Um, I tried to bite a little bit on your style, Carl. I'd love to listen to them with both of you. I tried to bite a little bit on your style, Carl. Did you happen to see the stream yet? I am Nike, he took it down. I was looking for it today. And it's gone, so. I'm not gonna leave it in his barn pussy. I know, I know, I know.

I know what a pussy. I just wanted that 1,400 dislike. Yeah, just the number to see the visual of it. It's so satisfying to watch those numbers climb. Up into this strat is fucking downvoted into fucking sub hell. Okay, I've got the clips pulled up here on the live stream for everybody. So this is, I'll read Domé Pesos' introduction. Domé Pesos, what was your first impressions

of Maddox's final three hour livestream first before I get to anything? Here we go. Fucking embarrassing. Hey, there's a, what? Like the one who sounds more like a homosexual. Oh yeah. Yeah, Taylor?

Yeah, yeah, Taylor. He was saying something like, Taylor? Yeah, yeah, Taylor. He was saying something like, oh, I don't know if I're doing the, like, Hato Maddox beat, or if this is like a real fight, like Maddox told them to shut on him to roast him, right?

Oh, yeah. And none of them mentioned the lol suit or you. I know, dude. Fucking, yeah, this fake. He was all fake yeah It was so fucking obnoxious to see Rucker go in there and get a Rucker was back Yeah Rucker was back after all of his pseudo-intellectual

posturing about how he's an Objectionist and free speech and all this shit sometimes it's all to dick ride, Dancula to get some more YouTube views. He shows up on the last fucking episode and does not mention anything. Somebody told me he shit on, before he left, he shit on Maddox for suing his friends or saying something like,

well maybe when you stop suing your friends. Oh, he did? Yeah, this is what, yeah. A dickhead at road rage. I was like, he said that. He said, well, when you stop suing your friends for stupid shit or something like that, I tell you to send me the video.

Me neither. Yeah, I didn't see any of that on this last stream. Yeah, he didn't do it today. He rips her there well. Raka rips on Maddox, like a girlfriend, like ripping on her boyfriend that she secretly loves. Nothing with actual barbs. Every time he goes too far,

he starts pushing out and walking it back. He's such a little bitch about it. I'm afraid to get sued for, fucking 300, yeah. What is it? How much fun? I got $180 million. I have $100 million.

Yeah, Dan. You're gonna get to it. I watched a bunch of clips and nobody on the show was having fun. I'm sure there isn't a smile to be found on this show. You know, he rules rules. He probably said that getting them to stay off of their phone and actually participate in the show was is not possible.

That's how you know nobody was having a good time. Randy was sending me a screenshot every time somebody looked and there was like, oh my gosh. I don't even know what they're reading because every comment gets deleted. Right. The comments were, the deletion was so bad.

Guys were translating their insults into Hebrew. Oh my God, we're boxing them. I hear you go. I hear you go. I'm going to be good deleted when I go into the fence. Uh, this is the first one. I think this is, this is what's, uh, what's upcoming for Maddox's projects. He, he's apparently not

done podcasting. It's just the best debate that's done. Obviously, he still has the, the God's Illa versus podcast zero, but he still intends to do bonus episodes. And here's a preview of what those of what those will contain. Oh boy. You know guys, this is kind of weird, but I have been having this problem with leeches. And I'm going to talk about my problem with leeches. Here we go. On these bonus episodes. That's coming at some point in the future. You'd be surprised how bad parasites are. They just sit in your stomach and

you'd gut, just eat in your shit like tapeworms. It's really, really weird. But, you know, I'll talk about that problem and the antibiotics I might have for those. It'll be a lot of fun. I'm pretty sure that's all coming down. You think he's being figurative? That's all right. This is a disgusting troll. This is a 40 year old man who's nearly homeless, recording his monologues about the stomach bacteria and tapeworms that he has, and the antibiotics that he was prescribed to get rid of them. That's his content now.

I think that was, I think those were all euphemisms. I thought for you, for me. Yeah, for, I think that was, I think those were all euphemisms. I thought for you, for me. Yeah, for I think so. I don't think I think he actually was not being literal. What is a euphemism about an antibiotic? Listen to the way he said it. And the antibiotics, like what you can do to, that's, that was my read on it. Call, what do you think? But nothing would surprise me because he is literal. literal see I think everybody gives him too much credit

I think you're right about this man is never spoken above anything he said your kids are sucks it's terrible you mean your kids are now sucks yeah he's not can you play it can you play it again, I still have me listen to secret code words out the dog whistles I'm talking about me. Listen to him for self-absorbed, but I even I don't hear parasites the I don't know Okay, here you go You know guys, um, this is kind of weird, but I have been having this problem with leeches And I'm gonna talk about my problem with leeches on these bonus episodes

That's coming at some point in the future. You'd be surprised how bad parasites are. I just sit your stomach and you've got to sleep. Parasites are my life. Like tapeworms, it's really, really weird. But, you know, I'll talk about that problem and the antibiotics I might have for those. Sure. Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun.

I might have. That's all coming down the pipe. You think he's talking about me? Well, you and others, who? Other people who've had falling out with him. Oh, does he have a lot? You? Well, are you a ledger?

I take for him. I don't know. No, didn't he, didn't, what's his face? And he have a big piss area. A big piss area? Well, no, besides that, but no, what's his you know, what the fuck I got as his mom that's who got arrested. Oh, Mike my gams. Yeah, something like that. He want to see a picture of my games getting arrested, by the way. Sure.

Sure. There's a picture of my gams with his ass kicked with his hands behind his back. Oops. Beautiful. The problem is he never talks about anything real. He would never address someone directly. So if he's saying that as a tease, I understand what you're saying, Sean. Yeah. He's going to go out to these guys.

He will not do that. You won't call anyone by name. No, he won't call it by name. He won't call it by name. You think he's going to do like a giant metaphorical bonus episode referring to people like on tapeworms. So that at the end you think, is this guy just talking about his tapeworm problem? Hard to say.

Hard to say. Hard to say. He may very well be talking about his tapeworm problem or the antibiotics that I might have for, you know, you could sue him, you could call the cops on them, you could, okay, you're making me, you're making me look, you're convincing me. You think so? Yeah, let me play it again,

because what he's saying medically doesn't make sense. You don't have antibiotics for tapeworms. No, I do. Or do you? Uh oh, I don't know. I don't know. I'm getting antibiotics correct this time. Last time we talked about antibiotics, I fucked up that in you? Uh oh. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know that they do. I've never heard of them doing it. Well, we got to watch his bonus episode. God damn. Yeah. That's how he gets you.

And finally, he finally, he made a big breakthrough in his mind and he figured out how to be figurative, how to make metaphors. But if you're making a, if you're making a metaphor, first of all, he's broadcasting this message to fans of this show, like there's a reason for the subterfuge. I know. Only people who listen to this show are listening to his stupid three hour embarrassing finale. But do you think he actually thinks that? I think he thinks that a lot of people listen to the show

and that nobody is, all his fans are not commenting or something. Yeah, we'll get to, he's got, Dami Paiso's has a clip for that. Let me listen to this one more time. I just need to, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I need to. You know guys, this is kind of weird,

but I've been having this problem with leeches. And I'm going to talk about my problem with leeches on these bonus episodes. That's coming at some point in the future. You'd be surprised how bad parasites are. Okay, how bad parasites are? No one would be surprised by that. Right. No one, the name parasite is, the worst,

is one of the worst things you can call someone. So absolutely no one is surprised that a cup of beer is, he leeches and equates them to parasites which they are, but you call people, you copy, oh, he's a fucking parasite. Oh, he's all such a leech. Okay, such a, the metaphor is consistent there. Parasite and leech to be talking about me,

or whomever I am. Or whoever, yeah. But this is where he fucks up the metaphor. You just sit in your stomach and you've got just eat in your shit like tapeworms. It's really... Yeah. The tapeworms.

Yeah. I've never called anyone, I've never heard anyone call the tapeworm. Well, it is a parasite. Well, all right. I'll finish it. Can I bring up the obvious real quick? Go ahead.

All he, Maddox has to do is address this whole confrontation he has with Dick and the Dick show, and his show would be huge. We'd all listen to it. He's never brought it up once. What's his problem? Why won't he just take it on and talk about it? What could be more fun?

He's a pussy. Yeah, he's a pussy. Because he was raised by, because his dad is a pussy and his mom and his mom put the fear of the world into him that he will never be able to lose. That's why. What could be our, how he avoids it? It's bizarre. It is.

All right. I'm going to load the next one here. Let's see. This one is, this is a comment from Rucka That he seems that seems to have hit Maddox below the belt really keep in mind. This is his last hurrah Yeah, and his friends, I guess you call him whatever is the LA equivalent of that are coming in here Just to insult him. Yeah, but not too much, not too much, but just enough. Here we go.

How do you transport those people? You don't have a car. You don't have a car. How do you transport those people? You don't have a car. You don't have a car. How do you transport those people? He doesn't have a car.

Yeah. Who was laughing? It's like, let's hear it again. I think it's Ruka. I can't support those. Yeah, he's Ruka. I don't have a car. You don't have a car.

And there's a different laugh. Close up of his face. And he's like, he doesn't have a car. Yeah. Seathing. Well, he had a clothing and shame in embarrassment. Because he no longer has a car, which I didn't know. Oh, I don't know if we can find that out. Wonder how much of the lawsuit he actually had to pay for?

Well, uh, land out, if land out's behavior is any indication as much as he had. Yeah, I assume. I guess a car is one of the luxuries. He wanted to swap a car with land out that didn't have an ignition interlock device on it. Yeah. Dr. Nurse said that he had an extensive knowledge of the LA transportation scene when she asked before they stopped talking.

So it's very possible that he no longer has a car. Oh, he can't afford it, can't afford the insurance. Well, it's probably true. It's probably true. Hey, they can't afford it, can't afford the insurance. Well, it's probably true, whatever. Probably true. Hey guys, real quick, I don't live in LA. Having a car is not important there, right? Like there's tons of public transportation that's always you get around the subway.

Yeah, yeah. Chicks love it. If you don't have a car, that's, it never comes up. Oh yeah. Yeah, never comes up. You don't have to go to car, I don't even know, it doesn't matter. It cares.

All you need to do is walk to the coffee shop that's around the corner. And people love friends without cars. If Maddox must go buy some rope at home depot so he can end this sham of an existence, he's going to just take the bus. No problem. There's a bus stop every 10 feet in LA. Get into the green land, you don't need a car for that. No, no, no.

You just need to car for that. No, no, no. You just need to believe in yourself. All right, here's, here's Rucka rewinding a joke realizing that he went too far and that he hurt Maddox Taylor's live on the air. Pride or self-deprecation, which is worse. Is this coming from a therapist? Did you talk about the therapist? No, these are just using words that like without really defining them.

Oh, yeah, because I, it's called having an education, you know, right? Is that what you learn in college? Right, yeah. The definition of pride, what do you mean by pride? A farmer with subsidies is equivalently getting... No, again, Maddox, please stay with me here. I know you went to a public school and you never graduated from college,

but please stay with me here. And that is to your credit that you never graduated college because you can retain some of your thinking capacity for this piece. Oh, what I'm supposed to say. What I'm supposed to say. Oh, you're going to be more intelligent if you're not the copy notification.

I'm not the official speaker. I'm going to go in. What did you say, Carl? It's so amazing you did graduate college, congratulations, late. Yeah, I know you went to, I know you went to a public school and you couldn't pass.

And what did he say? And you didn't graduate college. Oh, and you can see on his face, the sat like the, Oh, two men, two men. Too much, the silence in the room. And there's a chicken in the room, which is just ice.

If anybody's getting their balls, but oh God, that was way too hard. Obviously, the dominant male in the room, who is himself a manlit, has just exhibited an egregious display of authority over this poor mentally disabled man. Well, he called them stupid too, but he's like, like try to stay with me. Like, I know you're slow, but I'm going to hear that again. That what you learning college, the definition of pride. What do you mean by pride? A farmer with subsidies is equivalently getting.

Zach, again, Maddox, please stay with me here. I know you went to a public school and you've never graduated from college, but please stay with me here. And look at his smile. Look at him. Try to laugh it off. John, look. Try to make this bigger so you can see the moment,

the moment of that, the moment of fighting back tears. Hold on. Here. And that is to your credit that you never, oh, that like half smile. Am I as well being emoji, that little I'm too clever for my own good emoji? Yeah. Oh God.

All right, let's see what I got next. It's good stuff. Oh, here's Sean, here's one that you'll like. Oh, will I? Yeah. That's a fucking laugh. Something that Maddox can never hold over you again that he admits to doing in this clip, which I think is a lie. Actually, here you go.

I deleted two of my gods a lot podcast episodes. Jesus Christ. My accident. I deleted two episodes. Two episodes. It happens to the best of us, dick. Two episodes. It happens to the best of us, Dick. Two episodes of that. How did you do it twice? Because he's lying. Because he deleted, they were so bad, he deleted them on purpose and didn't want to tell Haley that he deleted, that he didn't want to release them. Okay.

I mean, how many episodes that he recorded with the stereos that he wouldn't release because I don't know. What was that called? I have another theory on this. There's only so many Godzilla movies in existence in the world. And he really wants to fuck Haley. So if he keeps deleting these podcasts, he gets to get to the end. That's a fun, that's a fun, fun.

Whoops, I deleted another one. I can't believe it. I'm such a fuck. I'm just in whatever status together. I've done it again. And it's not like she cares. She's not in there checking any of the feedback or on any kind of social media.

It's not like she's giving a second thought to the air. It's like, whatever, I just come over and I just come over and come up and then I'm going, and I don't, yeah. That's my friend. She's not busy. She's got nothing else to do. She might as well do it.

I 100% I would bet any amount of money that he've listened to them and thought that they were too bad to release even under the George Monica. That's probably true. Cause he didn't you guys record, didn't you and Estherios and him record one that never saw the light of day. We had done one before that him and I him and I yeah just you and him. Uh-huh. Oh really? Yeah. Just uh yeah that one I think may have gotten released. Really? Yeah. I'm not sure. I mean I really heard was 78 of the biggest problem and that show was hot garbage. So we obviously has no filter on this.

He had to get with that one out though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're not going to miss a week. Yeah. That would have been, there's no way he could have, I know it was terrible and there's, there's no way he could have, you could have missed that week because of his sponsors. Now, he may not have told the stereos that it wasn't the first episode because that was

after he and I did one. Just you and him. Yeah, just to kind of see how it was. And I'm sure it was, I'm sure it was garbage. But the stereos one was supposed to be, you know, the first one. And you only recorded one with him, with the stereos? Uh, yeah, to my memory, yeah. So there's none that got buried.

Did he release the one with the stereos? As a best debate? I don't know. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember.

I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. on tired of God, maybe it was just you and him for the first episode. I don't, I don't know that he released that one. I'm thinking he didn't. Was it about the X-Men? I've have, no, I can't recall.

Oh man, it wasn't about to go ahead, Carl. There's a clip on this show that I saw posted where he says the original format was him debating himself. Yeah, well, that was the supposed to be original premise of the biggest debate or the best debate in a restaurant. posted where he says the original format was him debating himself. Yeah. Well, that was the supposed to be the original premise of the biggest debate or the best debate around the world. What I was supposed to be, I have that one. I got to play that.

I'm going to play that one. It's crazy. Play the shons too. Yeah, that's, it's the one, it's the same one where he's thanking you, Sean. I can't believe you wouldn't call in and let him think and talk about what a great time you guys had together. Oh my gosh. Is that just like the biggest fuck you to you?

Or to you? You? What, you not calling that a yes? It is. It is. Maybe thanks me. Or do you think he can go, well, I'm a, you know, I learn from my mistakes. I'm a good person.

I don't know. It's hard to, I don't think he can even tell, He doesn't even have the ability to tell me to fuck me. I didn't get sued and I got thanked. Here, I'm playing right now. I got up my game. I want to say thank you to all the people who've made the show possible over the years. Going all the way back, all the way back to episode number one. I started the show with Sean, the audio engineer. I want to say thank you to Sean

Sean did some good work on the show. It was a lot of fun one of the show first started out I experimented in the shows format has changed over time. I started out as It was gonna be just me debating myself. I learned very quickly turn into intellectual I I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not.

I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not.

I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not.

I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I was not. I don't know. Who talks that fast and the same, the same steadily rising monotone until you get to the end and then you finally, and then you walk out with a, uh, let me, let me start a little bit. Yeah. I, I don't know what that's about.

So that was, I don't know why I would be thanked. Well, because I don't know why that's, that's he didn't think. Yeah, but yeah, that's that's you and it's been work. It's not the same thing. I was never a co-host on the on the biggest problem. Do you feel good being thanked? I don't feel anything. I'm just kind of surprised. I'm surprised.

It's an honor. Sean, just enjoy it. It's honor. Hey, let me play it again. There's more. It's an honor. Sean, just enjoy it. It's honor. Hey, let me play it again. There's more. There's more things. Yeah, there's some art. Started the show with Sean, the audio engineer.

I want to say thank you to Sean. Sean did some good work on the show. It was a lot of fun when the show first started out. And I experimented in the show. It was a lot of fun when the show first started out. I bet it got a lot less fun as a show. No, no, no. This is true. Okay, wait, I shot that part.

I'm sorry. I experimented in the show's format, his change over time. I started out as, it was going to be just me debating myself. I learned very quickly to turn into an intellectual jerk off, and it wasn't as much fun. And that's why I started having guests on every episode. We've done 138 episodes. I can read some interesting stats. Oh, and I have the final results of last week's debate, which is what's the goofiest dumbass regional food? We had a, that was a fun one. I've had so many

guests reach out to me and say that this was the most fun they've had on a podcast. And Sean, you should say that too when he was on the show What the fuck? What? You told him that his show was more fun than my show? No, I don't think I ever said it was more fun That's what he said is the most fun There can't be too tied for most funds I think doing podcasts is the most fun I can have That's not what Matt said

I don't know what I said or what he said Are you saying that he's lying about that? Then are mistaken I don't know what I said or what he said. Well, are you saying that he's lying about that? Or then are mistaken? I don't know what I said. Oh boy. I really don't. I mean, if it's on tape, then we'll know what I said. Let me get his answer.

Is Chan, did you, did you listen to Kischa? No, I haven't listened to one episode since I haven't been there. Because it's not as fun. Well, I only listened, actually, I haven't listened to one episode since I haven't been there. Because it's not as fun. Well, I only listened, actually, I enjoy listening back to these episodes. But I was forced to listen to them twice because I, you know, with the debate, because I was there and then I mixed them. So I hear each episode at least twice. Okay. As he was saying that, I mean, everyone reached out to me. It's the

most fun they've ever had. Everyone in the studio looks suicidal. Watch the video. No one is having fun. Everyone says they have so much fun here. Well, here's the other thing. He ran, he slipped in when I was at the last thing. He's, oh, Sean's taken a hiatus. I never told him that either. He decided to bitch so he could like, he's the transition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was what a fucking lie. Why does everything always have to be a liar? Let me, let me see, get a look on everybody's face. I'm zoomed in. Let's see what you're saying is true, Carl. Interesting stats. Oh, and I have the final results of last week's debate, which is what's the goofiest dumbass regional food? We had a, that was a fun one. I've had so many guests reach out to me and say

that this was the most fun they've had on a podcast. Just, you got to be willing to do anything. Well, you got to just, you're just throw your soul down in the gutter and just smash it. Just keep stomping on it so you're just this soulless comedic at armaton. But you don't even car. No, you don't. We know that. Did you? Did Dami just fall over and crush his microphone? He doesn't have a car anymore.

He doesn't have a car anymore. He doesn't have a car. If he wants, if he wants to go back to Utah and live with his dysfunctional family, he has to take a grayhound. He has to take a bus. Socrates didn't have a car though. Yeah, look at all the gray stuff he did. Right.

And they're, you know, weren't cars, I guess. I like, I like when he said that I was going to debate myself and it would have been an intellectual jerk off session. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. I love that he thinks he's such an intellectual.

Right. No, obviously I could. I could. Just. Just spewing into a leg all over the room. Yeah. I was getting tough to clean after. There's so much intellect.

Spood all over the walls and ceiling. Yeah. I did too. I caught Carl Carl., I caught that too. I very quickly determined that it would be over everyone's head. Right. So it was too heavy of why the X-Men movie is better than the lady ghostbusters movie. It was just an intellectual jerk off.

Yeah. Let me see what else they debated in that first episode. Oh my God, welcome to the debut episode of the best debate in the universe. This is a show that covers more topical and current news stories. Okay. It's a show that's more about you than it is about me because, A, I'm perfect and B, I'm conducting an experiment to see if you idiots can think rationally after being presented

with both sides of an issue and not just your echo chamber. Does his writing not seem like kind of a, doesn't have a grossness to it after all of this? Like it just reads, like it reads like the incarnation of limp dick. Yeah, well, yeah, you can't go back and, and you're looking at it through a different lens now, all of it. Ever wonder if anyone can be persuaded by the other side? That's what this show is all about.

Did he ever try to persuade it? Did he ever do the, um, both sides of being gay? Did he ever, that would have been a good topic. Yeah. Maybe I should just keep the best of it going. Well, you know, CV trademark that if you ran out of money, oh my God, that'd be amazing. I'm like, you got squatters right. Yeah.

You do. Fighters, keepers, keepers. Yeah. Okay, wait. I didn't finish the Sean thanks. Here we go. Sean, you should say that too when he was on the show. This is

a really fun podcast to do. I just love hanging out with my friends and when I don't do it, I feel kind of like a little bit empty when my Saturdays aren't doing this recording, because we do get to pal around to get to drink, go out to eat afterwards, we hang out all day. It's a lot of fun. Oh, he gets a pal around with my friends. Pal around is such a weird term. Is it weird? It's straight. I think it's true.

What is the word John is looking for? What? What? I get. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. God damn it.

I was like, wait, what? I was looking for an adverb, but I'll take that. Wow, he's gonna miss piling around with his friends. Crashing over a couple brews. Piling around what happened. Nothing. Carl, you know podcast, you've reviewed them professionally for a long time.

Is piling around with your friends? Is that something that you look for in a good show? Put that in a profile. That's the exact reason not to podcast. If you're doing it because you don't hang out with people otherwise, then you're all losing. That's all the reason to podcast. Yeah. I actually have a lot of friends of mine

that I hang out with on a regular basis, whether it be a Saturday or another day of the week. And we don't podcast, we just hang out and go out to eat and have a drink and pale around. You know, it has to be a podcast or to do this. No, you don't make them perform. I'm not your friends. Yeah, right. The different.

Let's see here. I didn't label this one. Let me see what it's about. Oh, it'll probably be good. There you go. Allie, we're gonna have Allie come out next. Yeah, Allie, when we can get... Yes, you will.

Oh, no, she balanced. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, that's gonna get it. That's gonna get edited out of the final release. Oh. And there's a Dom A. Peso Super Chat in this one. And I can see it.

Oh boy. Oh, I can't make it out though. God damn it. For 2000, 500 pesos, it looks like. Well, he knows what he said. I don't know if we want to repeat it yeah probably not uh... goddammit

i don't remember you don't remember well uh... sure to be gone you didn't go through like a wake or some block yeah oh oh oh oh oh this one romantic talk talks about how many views he got uh... here's a comment.

We all know how hard that is to tabulate, right, Sean? I guess how many downloads? Are you being serious? No, no, I'm being sarcastic. But it kind of is when lips and totally change their requirements because they all cave to the advertisers. Yeah.

What he's talking about. Yeah, that's true. But it is. That's only part of the story, you know. Yeah, they all cave to the advertisers, you know, conglomerate. Well, that's what happened to some people. Yeah.

But then some people are just huge embarrassing failures and no one's watching their show. Fair enough. Which I proved when I got access to the iTunes account. And he was getting like 600 downloads or something for every episode on iTunes. Here you go. So I know last episode I said,

I think I had like 3.5 million downloads and then four million or five million, whatever. I just looked it up because the numbers of this show were distributed along three different platforms. Libsyn, which is where we syndicate the podcast, YouTube as well, which is the video version, which some people only watch the video version. Soundcloud is another one. And then there's like all these other disparate places, you know, there's like pod bean and

stitcher and whatever. But you know, I did some some math. We got about six million downloads at its highest. This podcast reached number 84 on the iTunes top. I'm trying to breeze past that six million wait a minute To you know, I did some math we got about six million downloads at its highest this podcast reached number 84 on the iTunes top 100 list so yeah, and we did that organically No shenanigans no Brigading none of that bullshit. We did that organically. I'm very proud of that. I think, I think, nearer. Why would you be proud of that?

What does that mean not organically with no shenanigans? I'm a very, I don't know, limp, risted, probably a little threat at you, but I mean, not threat, maybe just a little bit. Oh yeah, I didn't have to resort to any drama or a, you know, I maybe who knows. There's more. Can I point this out too real quick? Yeah, sure.

He mentions that, so according to the Libson, we had these many downloads, but there's other places like Stitcher and Podbean that's all included in Libson, dummy. Yeah. There are all these other downloads that you got that are outside of that. Of a podcast. Right? No, this. And he talks about that. It all got dropped down after November of 2017, whenever they made that change, what you guys are talking about. Yeah. My numbers have all gone up since then. It's called growing your.

I'm making a friend. You're making a better show and getting followers. Yeah. Uh, here. There's more. Anyway, I'm sorry. No, no, no, there's more. We were getting around 60,000 downloads a week. But some stuff changed like around November of 2017, something like that. They changed the way that the pod. What happened in November of 2017? Was anything, anything ring a bell that happened that might have caused Maddox's podcast to

a loss in viewers. The podcast numbers are calculated. So all podcasts across the board took about a two thirds drop. So now that's false. No, that's false. It was 160,000, it's about 15,000. So if you're getting like, around 15,000 down there, that math doesn't even add up. No, that's a quarter.

That's one quarter. Yeah, that's a three. That's one quarter. Yeah, that's a three quarter drop. Why stop there? Why not just six, 60 million downloads? The guy had his website set up to automatically download his shows for whoever went there. It was set up to force downloads

to whoever went to the page, right? All right, let me see. Maybe I got one more. What do you guys think? Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Let's see, I've got a Raka one. I'm tired of hearing about hearing Raka. Here's the who's who of people who called into the show. I'll do the who's who's who list of people who called into the show. I'll do the who's who's who's who list of people who need to be put down out of their misery. The medics things at the end. We've had some amazing guests on the show. We had Chris Reagan, Blair White, Destiny on,

we had Aaron Hansen, Ego Raptor. We had Robert Benfer in studio Bradley Laborman, Zach Holdman. We got Stan Morris in the in the chat room. Thank you Stan for always moderating being there. Stan's a Stan's a great guy. Stan is also broken this amazing story about a senator who was murdered. Like this is national news. Stan broke the story. It's amazing stuff. Follow any a report on Facebook. Make sure to follow make sure to check out Robert Benfer dot com. Zach Waldman dot com Bradley laborman. We got to check out your show coming out next week on Amazon Brenda Brenda live or whatever. Subscribe to Rucker

on his YouTube channel. It's Rucker. It's it. That was the end of the show. Jesus. So embarrassing. Well, so bad. Look at him. It went out with however an autistic dog whimpers. That's the LA based comedian right there. Watch out. What? Uh, I'm sad. I'm sad that he's gone. You don't think he'll do videos under Maddox, like he was talking about the other week. And announce the, no, not in any because.

He's like three. Yeah, he's got a good, he's like Quentin Tarantino. He's got about 10 in him for the rest of his life. He can never either through his wild out of control narcissism and perfectionist, like, complex or his autistic inability to hit deadlines. He will never, he can't get content out quickly. Well, no, no, that's true.

Because he has this weird fixation on editing and making it look like it cost more than it did. He's got this weird obsession with production, which he's not good at. So he's already adding, he's already adding an element of staleness to every single video he does. He's got thousands of people who aggressively hate him online who will tank anything he puts out. Yeah. And, and he's not good at it. He's just not, he's not good at what he does anymore.

Like, there's so much competition out there. Even people who are good at it now will be eclipsed by younger, better, faster people in no time. That's true. He's done. He's totally done. I think we'll see 10 more videos out of him. In total, maybe one bonus episode around the holidays

when he really needs to eat. But that's it. That's it. I don't know. What do you guys think? Final thoughts. Tommy Paisos, thank you for putting these together. By the way, you couldn't have done with you.

Yeah, that was awful. I'm gonna kill myself. So, Dic, I wanted to say last week you were doing a victory lap around the end of the best debate. Yeah. And I don't blame you. And I feel like I played a small piece in that as well. You mentioned all the people who railed on Maddox

and just added up. Yeah. But it does suck that it's ending. Like for me, my nemesis is an opiate. I don't want an opiate showed ever end because I don't know what I would, it's like, superman with Alex Luther, like what do you do?

There's nothing else to do after that. So I really hope that George continues. I want this ridiculous pockets is doing with Hayley to go on. Yes. He needs to continue to create. We need him to create. And anyone who's trying to like shut him down, don't let him create. Let him create podcast and videos. We need this to happen. I'm going to write books. We want this to happen, guys. Let it happen. I will pay him. I've always said I will pay him to be a contributor on this show. I will pay him to make his dog shit videos.

I'll give him total control. I have as a co-host on WATP, like George, come on. Let's go. Let's do, we'll make fun of Dick's show, whatever, whatever you want to do. I'll have you out. Let's do it. I think if someone else would have to approve on my videos,

that's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. I. I think if someone else would have to approve of my videos, that's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. I think some kind of intermediary would have to approach him and convince him that they're not associated with me to get content for us to make fun of at this point. Right, probably. Yeah. Anyway, Dominic Paisos, you got anything else to say?

What makes you guys a rage, by the way? Don't all go at once. To be fucking Google's search results. They're getting worse and worse. I can't find shit. Every time I try to Google something, it's all like eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay, I'd express, I'd express, I'd express.

Couple of those websites don't even send to my country. It's awful. Yeah, I have noticed that. It's getting worse. All right, Carl, what about you? All right, this is way off topic, but you're on a two lane highway and you come to a white and there's a left lane in the right lane and I want to make a right and the right lane guy

stops at the white, he's going straight. There's no one in the left fucking lane. There's no reason for this person to be at the right lane. I could turn right on red. If there was no one in front of me, my problem with this is that he's not doing anything wrong. Here she, musely she, is that doing anything wrong? Did he get that lame?

But how do I motherfuck them? What's the right gesture? Should I flick them off from my car? Should I get out of my car and run up to them and and kick? I don't know, the fender off. I don't know how to react to this, but it's an raging. I only know it at these fucking people. The only thing you can do is put your car in park, jump out and then open their trunk or open one of their doors and drive around them. You have to inconvenience them, the same amount that they've inconvenienced you.

That's the only thing. Are they unaware of their surroundings? Have you seen this before? Are you just staring at them? Yes, because they're on their phone. Do it with everybody's on their phone all day, every day. And they can't conceive of a world that exists outside of five feet around them at all times.

That's it. And as soon as you drive out of it, it stops fucking existing like the 13th floor. That's it. That's their whole world. And that's pretty much everybody. It's in raging. It pisses me off every fucking time. I know it's going to happen. And I'm still pissed off about it. I'm yelling at my wife. What does this asshole do? He's like, Carl, it's fine. We'll get there. It's not a big deal. It is a big deal. It is a big deal. All right, guys.

Have a good one. Carl, who are these podcasts in dummy pesos needs no, a man who needs no introduction. Thanks, guys. Wow. What do you think, Sean? It's an eventful episode. I got something for you.

This is called a day in the life of the ultimate millennial. Somebody posted this on Reddit about the last call. Oh boy. About last week's caller who's a millennial who didn't own to Hammer or didn't own a hammer or something. I wake up at seven a. He did own a hammer. He did own a hammer.

Is it just for the record? We don't know that for sure though. Well, he said that he did. He said that he did. I wake up at 7 a.m. I re-hang a picture that had fallen off the wall from the night earlier. I hung it with a thumbtack. No hammer needed. I decided to make some breakfast. I watched Gordon Ramsay's how to make the perfect scrambled eggs video and decide to give it a try. I call maintenance to borrow a spatula. Once the maintenance man has brought me a spatula and opened my pickle jar, I began cooking.

As I cook, I listen to the audio book of the Cliff Notes of my Philosophy 101 textbook. It's a bit wordy, but still interesting. The eggs came out perfectly crunchy. Today was gonna be a good day. After eating, I head to work, just like the explorers of old, like Galileo and Columbus. I aggressively rose to the ranks of NASA to have a fulfilling career as their top social media manager. I expected to spend the day watching Photoshop tutorials on how to remove swears from Black

home memes I wanted to tweet. When I arrived, however, I noticed police cars. One of the welders stole one of the gold-plated mirrors from the space telescope. The cops needed a picture of the suspect. Unfortunately, a lifetime of narcissistically trying to seem manly by welding meant the man didn't have an Instagram full of selfies like a normal person. I went on YouTube and searched how to draw a photo realistic face. I asked for a pencil from the janitor and began to draw. I created a perfect image for memory.

The cops thanks me by giving me $100 and left to arrest the welder. We needed him to weld the liquid rocket assembly today said the CEO of NASA. I'll do it what I said. I put on my dress so no one would think I was just doing this to be manly. I got on my laptop and found a wiki how article titled, How to TIG weld exotic alloys minutes later, I was laying down perfect beads of metal. I've never seen such strong welds before the CEO said, I'd let you go into space as a reward, but you know, insurance.

Why don't you just take the rest of the day off? I googled to double check I wasn't being manipulated. Nope, I was good. This was perfect for me because I needed to finish up a marble statue of my brother. I was learning to carve. I didn't have a hammer for my chisel, so I had to whack the chisel with one of my pickle jars. Okay, this made the sculpting take longer. The sculpture was for my brother's funeral today. Oh, he killed himself due to the PTSD he got in the 90s in Vietnam. I guess he must have

seen a Seinfeld reunion rerun that sent him over the edge. Oh, Jesus. When I got there, I was told that the violinist they hired to play got a flat tire. I guess they didn't have Google question mark. I decided to look up how to play a violin on YouTube despite finding the enjoyment of music a little too hedonistic for my tastes. I played some adageo for strings and everyone cried and clapped. Some women tried to give me their numbers, so I looked up how to manipulate them and to finding you less attractive.

I started rambling and coherently. I could then enjoy the funeral in peace. It was an open casket funeral. When I saw my brother's mangled face, I knew my worst fears were true. Jesus. He had committed suicide by hammer. Oh boy.

Ah, there you go, Sean. There's that. Let me play some songs before the job, buddy. Yeah, and then I got a bunch of comments and some advice and like somebody's calling in who's getting, oh yeah, we're gonna talk about, Dicat has trolled a journalist, we're gonna talk about that.

Oh boy. This is from L.A. Arson, a eulogy, Maddox is dead. Death is not always melancholy. In fact, it can be a time to celebrate, to witness the passage of a fake internet pirate, an Armenian-American known to many as a writer, a career suicide machine, and a failed podcaster without any ads on his website. Ashes to ashes, cucks to cucks, let us pray. Maddix is dead, dick, help, put him to bed by taking 80s, grilled to bed.

Maddix is dead in a couch shed masturbating to his own material. Hence, when we're having this funeral, reading every last testament in his will, Maddix is dead, Maddix is dead, in a couch shed, masturbating to his own material Hence when we're having this funeral, reading every last testament in his will Maddix is cared for the George Killed, the deceased, deceased, with an narcissistic personality Immune to inoculations by drowning out, sinking reality Surrounded by yes man, hashtag dick lies here, like the Maddix dream No one but his hideous wid watches dreams podcasting so bad it couldn't be redeemed Sean couldn't make it back from his hiatus to say goodbye I wonder why? Strange, Maddox's dead, pissing the casket

Please don't overlook the fact that Diaz for taking a dump on the body Feeling mischievous and a bit naughty, Barry this corpse No one can stop me, ripping on Maddox was a fun little hobby But now that he's gone feels like we're robbing As I look around as he know and sobbing Cheers all around for this death That's on the podcast final breath Dude, look like a fucking crystal meth

Cancer is death like Chapman Beth Oh by the way, fuck my gants Tree hug a bitch with no light plans Wrong gag stock you can choke on a penis Drankly youth wanna shun like V-next I rap better than Rukka Rukka He's one short little fuck motherfucker Hate all love the best he made through

And if you like them then hey fuck you He's the biggest He's the biggest He's the biggest he's the biggest cut in the world Bestie makes dead biggest stay dead biggest Biggest cut and he's dead What a beautiful you Luigi Okay Henry Capelli you read my mind ripped shorts last week.

Fucking ripped my shorts last week. Can I thought I could just buy a new pair? No, no, no, no. No, where to be found? Nope, I know. Dead, dead helm, hey, it's Sam dead helm. The girl I asked for advice about left me on read or read when I asked her out.

So what's the best way to kill myself? Should I do a Kurt Cobain or a Robin Williams? Either way, but just go buy that $5,000 I'm done, dude, shirt at shop.dick.shows. Your fattest retard, Dead Helm. Do you remember him? He's the guy who went to prom with Latina who thought he's too much of a hoe.

You're already halfway there. The best way to deal with this is not suicide. It's to just be confident in how much of a hoe she actually was and keep repeating that. If any bad thoughts, thoughts of self-awareness start coming in, just remind yourself that she's a hoe. You knew she was a hoe and that's why she left you on red.

That's the only effective way I've ever learned in my life to deal with women and deal with rejection. Is to just remind yourself that they were a hell over and over till you find till one doesn't reject you. Um, hey, dick, this is Maddie Ray, the fat ass who was wearing the Maddie daddy hat who was tripping on shrooms at the beer park made up. I remember that guy. My return flights home from road rage Las Vegas, the lady running the gate pulled me aside randomly and asked to see my boarding pass. So she so she could give me a special more comfortable seat. I Thanks. How big was this guy?

He's big apparently and was boarded first with the old ladies in wheelchairs. And he retarded kid. I had no idea what was going on. No idea? Really? Got on the plane and was told to talk to the attendant in the back of the plane who explained that the airline had been sued six years ago for charging some fat ass double for taking up two seats.

Oh my God. Supposedly. What a fucking downer at the end of road rage. I don't know. Maybe he comes out on top in this one, but excuse me, sir, can you come this way near too fat to fly? Did he say randomly pulled the side to check the boarding pass in the beginning? Uh, she, no, she pulled me randomly like out of nowhere with no, oh, she, okay, she came up right now where not that he was a just a random selection. That means he was just very oddly pulled.

Yeah, just, they got an Australian guy with binoculars behind the counter that pops up and spots the fatties. Yeah, get him, get him when they're not looking or else they get too excited and start eating more. Right, right. Supposedly. We got a two-seater there. I'm not with that. Get them.

They should remove that armrest or they'll go right up his ass. A lot of life you need help. Lassarin. Drake him out of supposedly. Is it supposed to get onry? Oh boy. Even Vegas. Supposedly they now have a program for C.A. Is it Bowsing Get Only? Oh boy.

Even Vegas, supposedly they now have a program for CLS, customers of large size. That's what they call it. Him, Sean, please. Where they kick somebody off of a fully booked flight with a $600 voucher and give the fat ass a sign that says do not occupy to put on the seat next to them so they can have some extra leg room. And if anybody asks to sit in the seat, the attendant will tell them the seat is broken. Right. So he doesn't have to do it. Yeah. Oh my God. Nothing has ever wanted to make me gain weight like this. I want to wear a sumo suit around. Yeah. Let's start harassing

people. I identify as a sumo wrestler. They waste, they waste their fatness by being ashamed of it. Instead of just launching into a fit of entitlement wherever they go. I have never been more ashamed in my entire life. Oh, Jesus. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Occupied, what does it say? Do not occupy. And the flight attendant, you'll be pulled into orbit. We will lose you in a fold. Oh God. You sit here.

And then the flight attendant's have to lie on your behalf. Can I sit there? Next to, uh, tons of fun. Nah, it's broken. God. It's broken. Doesn. It's broken? Doesn't say broken, it says, do not occupy. I wonder if I met him at the, at the,

I know I did. I have never been more ashamed in my entire life. God. I actually remember hearing about that lawsuit years ago and thinking, well, at least I'm not so fat. Oh, God. God. The memory. Well, at least I'm not so fat. Oh God. The memory.

Well, at least I'm. That's the, having a, having a good memory is a fucking curse. I remember thinking, well, at least I'm not so fat, I have to take up two seats on an airplane. What's crazy is that it was my return flight. I had no problem fitting in a single seat on my way to Vegas. I blame the

60 pounds bag of bacon in the party villa. Oh God, yeah. That's, yeah. The day has come, I scheduled the doctor's appointment and renewed my gym membership. The moment I got home, I posted a shorter version on the version on the spacebook group in case it doesn't make on the show. So I'm still accountable. I don't know how old he is, but fucking get that shit out of control when you're young enough to do something about it. Yeah. The whole weekend was a blast, though, thanks to you, Sean Eighty's, Girl Coaches, Keon, Randy Tab, and everyone else for the great weekend.

Who the fuck knows if I get healthier one day and maybe said that the Dix show, Road Rage, Las Vegas, show saved a man's life. Oh, that's shit. Look at it. Yeah. Look at it as a wake up call. It's positive. Yeah.

Overall, although highly embarrassing, I would imagine. Look at the sunny side. I mean, fuck, man. It's like a motion you over, and then you see who you're around. You're like, oh, no. What's... Customers of large size? Cops getting banned from Starbucks.

Cops got banned from Starbucks. Oh, you didn't see that? No. Somebody reported the cops, they felt unsafe that the cops were there, so they got kicked out of Starbucks. That's funny. Yeah, that's very funny. And they actually, somebody did it.

They walked over and kicked them out. Yeah, let me see the, let me find the article. Starbucks shop boots police officers because customers didn't feel safe around them. Five cops are drinking coffee at Starbucks. Too many cops, too many guns. That's way too many cops. Two cops.

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, the cops. That's a lot of be a crime in Roblox. Yeah, in a. That's a lot of be a crime in the Rodocops and yeah, in a Starbucks. Right. Just making sure nobody with like, you know, no black real estate agents come in and yeah, right? Yeah, five cops.

So now Starbucks, let's anybody use their bathrooms. They're basically becoming a homeless shelter, even though they all have key pads on the door. Oh, they do? keypads on the door. Oh, they do? The ones that I go in to do. I thought they disabled those because of all the... I've always had to get the codes. I'm not there like all the time,

but the ones that, you know, the ones around, Rob Ferraro, president of the police union, told Fox 10 of Philadelphia that such treatment of police officers seems to be happening more often these days. Well, yeah, I would, because you guys are arresting too many people and being assholes. That's why. Let me include you in. There's too much footage of cops acting in very inappropriate manners.

All this anti-police sentiment must be the media. Yeah. It's usually from some private citizen filming it. Uh, yeah, and everyone's own memory of every fucking time they've ever had to deal with a cop. That's what it's from you shithead. Yeah, it's true. Uh, it's become, you know, I, it's become accepted to not trust or see the police and think that we're not here to serve you.

And it, because you're not, you're here to arrest me for doing shit that I like doing, like drinking outside and doing drugs. And again, it goes back to we take great pride of the level of customer service. We provide to citizens. It is that constant cops talk lies. Yeah. It's not a fucking customer service. You shit heel. No. You're an authoritarian doot squad. Yeah. It's not customer service. You're letting me, like that's, I'm not a customer of yours. You fucking moron.

And to be looked at as feeling unsafe when you have law enforcement around you is somewhat perplexing to me. Well, pick up a newspaper. Depends who you are. I would imagine. If that's me, I'd be like, the hell are all these cops doing here?

But I wouldn't feel unsafe. I'm a white guy. I instantly feel unsafe around police. I fucking hate being, if there's cops congregating, I fucking hate it, dude. And they have that. I always feel it around, I'm not saying everyone, but enough of them get around and there's always one that's got a fucking problem. I I always feel it around, I'm not saying everyone, but enough of them get around

and there's always one that's got a fucking problem. I can feel it. Like, I feel it like, just go ahead. Well, I know I can see it on them. I know you, I know you're getting silly today. But see, I would say that's just based on the numbers. One guy in there, there's got to be 20% who just want to fuck people up.

You know what I mean? Just like any crowd of five guys. If I see a crowd of five guys together, I know I have a problem with one of them. No matter what, I don't care if they're five priests. There was a, I was listening to this interview with his Vietnam soldier who was, you know, their kids when they go over there.

They're like fucking kids. Yeah. And he said, as I figured it, there are three kinds of people. He said there's the kind that just cannot take a life. It's just so revolting like they just can't do it. They don't have it in them to do that. They said, those people, you know, they figure out they, they just, whatever happens.

They're not soon for it. They get discharged. They're whatever. There's other people who are morally conflicted about it, but they know that they have to do it, to survive, they don't like it, they don't agree with it. And you get a lot of, you get a lot of, that's you get a lot of psychological problems,

all that kind of stuff. I mean, that'll fuck you up. They'll fuck most people up. Maybe they should be then, right? Those people. And then you get the people who just always wanted to do it. Yeah. They've got a license to do it and they get off on doing it.

And it's like, I've seen all three kinds over and over and over again there. Yeah. I'm looking for an email that is why would the police, why would the police department be any different? Well, there is just give me a reason, motherfucker. There is this massive refusal for police to see that they are the only ones with the autonomy and the authority to stop this, what they're doing. People who are unjustly prosecuted by them or who have their lives ruined by them do not

have any power or agency to stop what is happening to them we can't change we cannot change drug laws like we can't they they don't have the the people who know the people who get heard by an overactive over zealous whatever police force don't have the agency to do it. People at large don't have a reason to do it because it will never happen to them. The only people who can stop it are the police. They're the only ones who can say, you know what, I'm just, we're just not arresting people for stupid shit anymore. We're just not. Yeah. Like that's, we're just not doing anymore. And they, they fucking don't for the same reason as TSA agent is molesting my girlfriend. like, yeah, cause you like it. You like it and something, you get off on it some way. That's the part that we hate. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, here we go, the new statesman troll. Give this guy, get this guy in here. Bloodlines. All right, bloodlines, you there? Hello, Dick, can you hear me? Yeah, how are you doing, buddy? Say a little bit more so we can test your mic. Sounds fine, doesn't it?

That sounds fine, sounds good. So you posted a Reddit recently, I'm just gonna read your post and then you can fill us in on the blanks. Pretty fun, kind of, Reddit. I trolled a big, titty, dumb journalist who found me on the Dixho subreddit. She wrote an article about me, and I got her to write about internet idols being ruined by cuckoldry and that there is nothing inherently wrong with it.

Background, a journalist from the new statesman reached out to me after I commented on the porn facial recognition thread in the Dixho subreddit. She messages me asking why I wanted porn facial recognition and of course try to expose me for being a man. I tell her I was curious if my ex-girlfriend ever cheated on me and porn because it was in an online relationship. She never wanted to have sex and that she felt overworked.

This is what he's telling the journalist on Reddit. And then I linked her to a picture of a porn star as my girlfriend pretending I'm oblivious that she's a porn star. I tell her my current girlfriend works long nights and she's private and that I'm also wondering if she's cheating. All right, let me find these messages. That was pretty funny.

And she proceeded to write an article. Yeah, it's the article. Oh my God. I'm out of a big publication that has about 26 million years. And it's all about the story that I fabricated. Oh God. She believes all of it. And she had looked it's all about the story that I fabricated. Oh God. She believes all of it. And she had looked at the pictures of the porn stars that I that I sent her. She would have known. It's not a real story. Yeah, I linked her to another picture of a porn star and

asked her if she can look them up for me. The dumb journalist believes all of it and writes an article about me and about how I don't want to be like Maddox. Unfortunately, she left out his name. Wait a minute. Did she really? She wrote that? Yeah. She says that I don't want to be like my favorite internet idols. Ah! Ah! Oh! Yeah, here it is. This article is in the new statesman by Sarah Menovis.

Facial recognition technology may be coming to porn and these men can't wait. Why some men on 4chan and Reddit are anxiously awaiting the arrival of a morally dubious technology. Okay, bitch. Michael, a 30 year old New Yorker messages me via the chat forum website Reddit. What the fuck? To explain how a new technology could be the answer to his relationship woes.

She said that her job left her worn out and overworked. He says of a former girlfriend. She didn't seem as interested in having sex. Maybe somebody else was satisfying her and it haunts me to this day. Um... What he else was satisfying her and it haunts me to this day. Michael Asoudinim is one of the many men rejoicing over software reported to be publicly available. Responses on forums such as Reddit, 4chan and 8chan read, I've been waiting all my life for this.

Hose are about to be mad. Where's the part about your internet? Oh, you scrolled down. Because then she goes on to talk about the moral dilemma or facial porn recognition. Yeah. And if you scroll down, it says the moral dilemma is not deterred. These desperate to use the porn site scraping software. You can read a little bit of that.

And then the part about Maddox is a little bit more to the bottom. Okay. The moral dilemma have not deterred those desperate to use the porn site scraping software. I'm willing to do anything to search for her through the facial recognition porn engines, Michael tells me. I'm a desperate man here. I can't even ask if I have access to the new software. And if so, if I could search for his girlfriend,

it's probably should have searched for my girlfriend, which is porn, rape and rock cat, because if she had to, no, it's all bullshit. Oh, and you told her that you had a current girlfriend too that you thought was a porn that you thought there was something wrong was who's also a porn star. That's the best one. I mean, she's a porn star. I hope her too, right there. God. I called the other one. The one that was my ex, the one that got away. And she just believed all of it.

I thought she was not going to reply, but she replied, thanks for giving me all this insight. Info. And then she wanted to know why I was trying to look them up and porn. Yeah. And that's why I told her, yeah, I don't want to be like Maddox, a known cuck. Oh my God.

All right, I'm looking at your message. Well, she doing person the dick subreddit. Good question. She contacted me because somebody posted a thread on porn facial recognition. And that quote I've been waiting for this all my life was my quote. And everything that she posts on there, it's based on that reddit. She makes it seem like it's this like 4chan, like this big community. It was just like 10 comments on this red and my story that's completely yes.

I wonder how she did find it. I get here's I'm reading the chat you had with her. Have you managed to try it? Do you think you would try it if you haven't? Do you know other men that would search romantic partners to confirm they've never done porn? Yeah, sure, I'm 30 male and I live in New York. I'm currently with my girlfriend of eight months

and she is a bartender, so I don't really see her much during the night time. She's a great girl and I'm sure we'll be together once we get to trust each other better. Cause she never shares much with me about her work and let's me go to the, or let's me go to the bar she works at. I'm going your way. And it's funny because like, like, all porn is not shot at night.

No. I mean, I got to sneak out all night and she porn. That's when the pornery happens. Yeah. Uh, she keeps her phone very private and immediately picks it up when she gets a notification. How does she not see this? Uh, so it makes me suspicious. It's been bothering me lately and I just really want to know that she's faithful so we can

take the next step together. I'm willing to do anything to try to search her through the facial recognition porn engines just to put my mind that he's that she's not cheating. I haven't been able to use it, but I'm contacting the DIC show to see if they have access. Oh, nice little drop there. Very good, very good. I wanted her to contact DIC. Well played.

I'm sure the level of trolling on behalf behalf of dick would have been amazing. Oh, yeah God that would have been great Maybe we can get her to call in she is high. Yeah, I don't think yes. Yes. She has really big titties I don't think she even found out about the post that I made she's not very active on reddit So I see here. It's also not very active in doing any vetting So I see here. It's also not very active in doing any vetting. If you read the next paragraph about the acts, it's just the troll that's obvious.

I can't believe it's true. I'm also. It's actually right there. I'm also curious about my ex. I really loved her and sometimes still think about her and what could have been, I guess you could call her the one that got away. We never actually had sex.

We had a deep emotional connection. Late night chats that lasted for hours. She said that her job left her worn out and that she felt very worked. We never got to meet in person. But she sent me some pictures. I also wanted to search her because she didn't seem interested in having sex with me, which was weird. Yeah. So maybe someone else was satisfying her in a hot me to this day. Can you look her up? Now let's see, what's the picture you sent her?

That's a picture of Raven Rucket. Okay. Beautiful porn star. Ha ha ha. Let's just do a simple Google reverse image on this. I'm not sure if it'll show. I did crop it up a little bit. I wanted her to work on it and not get, you know, yeah, found out.

You give him too much credit. Probably. No, it doesn't pop up. It doesn't pop up. It's on the article itself too. It's on the article itself? Well, not mentioning Maddox, but if you go on, it's the fifth paragraph from the bottom, my fear that I'm being humiliated by these women. My fear is that I'm being humiliated by these women, Michael says. That's why I want to know. I

know some communities think it's okay if your partner is sleeping with others, that there's nothing inherently wrong with being a cuck. Nice, but I disagree. The fear... The fear of being cuckled, it has been a huge drive behind the facial recognition frenzy. Yeah, I just made that up as an excuse. I don't think that was our fear driving the facial recognition. No, no. It's just a fuck with hose. Since the term became a popular online insult in 2016, being labeled a cuck could be very damaging to my image,

Michael says, to my personal and professional reputation. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Revealing that some of his favorite internet idols have been ruined by the news of being cuckled in. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Golden Let's just get better better She's all serious wage You got a series are you gonna imagine? Yeah, I know no, I'm yep. Okay. Let me look at Sarah Sarah. Man of this all right Let's see Sarah Man of this oh Yeah, bitch here's your Twitter. Let's see we get media straight for the media I know what that is without even having to look at it. Oh, fuck. I'm not logged in.

The reason I wanted to troll with her is because I looked at her, Reddit history. Yeah. She was such an unfunny bitch. Like there was this threat about the queen of England. Somebody was like photoshopping her because she had a green dress. So it's kind of like a green screen thing going on. And she replied with, oh, I hate the internet. Just like, she's got a sense of that's the most things thing you can see on the internet. And she gets disgusted by that. Isn't that her right there? This is her.

I'm looking for some better shots of her tits though. Oh, pretty good there. All right. I would. Good can situation. I think Google has better better shots. there, all right. Mm. I would good can situation. I think Google has better shots. I've already done pre-research.

I've probably done more research on this than she did. Obviously. Yeah, here we go. There we go, John. Bam! There you go. Here's another one. Oh, is that a boyfriend you think?

That's probably a gay friend. That's probably not a boy. Let me see. Make it bigger. Okay. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh boyfriend you think? That's probably gay friend. That's probably not what we're talking about. Make it bigger. Okay. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, look at this. No doubt. All right, I'll put this on the feed.

Okay. T-Files, original T-Files. Yes, yes, good eye. Good eye. There we go. There is nothing creepy about this. This is journalism. Gay friend, right?

What do you think? I can't really see that. Well, just gotta be here in use, babe. I know. Yeah, right. See if you can lure her in here to be a news babe. I'll send her a message. Yeah, please do.

Yeah, that's a gay friend look. Yeah, that is a weird, like uncomfortableness right there. Look at this thumb hooked into his pants. Yeah. Shirts way too, only a gay man could tuck a shirt in like that. No straight man could ever get a shirt tucked into that degree. It always is sticking out the side or something like that. All right, well, there you go.

Finding out about this technology has really opened my eyes at new ways of learning if your woman is cheating on you. Michael says at the end of our conversation, finding them in professional or amateur porn would help me move on. That's great. Great. An article about the end. I should try to keep gifts like this deep message about gender-based conservatism and feeling that all women fit into this Madonna hoard, dichotomy, refusing to believe that more new ones might be necessary. Like that's what all men think,

that men, women are just horrors or not. Yeah, the use of facial recognition software and porn ultimately feeds a growing concern among certain men over women's sexual liberation. Oh, God. Has there ever been a time where women were not sexually able to do whatever they fuck they want? Is that, I mean, is it even a real thing?

Were they not just fucking everybody? Middle East or something? Yeah. Maybe the Middle East, different places. It's another sign of a new wave of gender-based conservatism, conservatism, yeah. Feeling that all women fit into a Madonna horror dichotomy, refusing to believe that more nuance might be necessary.

I mean, how the fuck are guys the bad guys? Because they want to know if they're dating a porn star or a hooker or any of these things How the how the fuck do they think their way around that one these ideas are far from niche with forums dedicated to in-cell views boasting hundreds of thousands of members danger danger guy wants to know if his girlfriend's a whore That's a red flag. Yep. Right there. Members post near daily about porn facial recognition. Excited awaiting its release.

So with its inevitability, we should start. We should starting, we should starting calling porn facial recognition exactly what it is. Not a dystopian impossibility, but our fast approaching modern nightmare. How is it a modern nightmare? Stop being a fucking hoe. It's pretty easy. Or be honest about it up front. Yeah, trying to sneak your hoe or rebuy us.

Hey, guess what, I was a hoe. Oh, that's fine. I could deal with it now because you told me right up front. Yes. I can work that into my fucking mind putting and still love you. It's to goddamn springing it on,

springing it on somebody six years later. Oh, by the way, I did, I was into a lot of hoary in my use. What the fuck? Well, then that's not the person that I have in my brain, you dumb bitch. That's what this is. This isn't a caliphate repressing your hoary.

It's because you are embarrassed about it that's why not me I have a problem with it and if I did you should you should not assume that I would have a problem with it in the first place still your fucking fault that's what I think about it yeah I wonder why she's so opposed to it, though. Like, members aren't talking about it daily. I don't know. She really doesn't want this signal.

It's just you to be out there and I don't really know why. I one look at her tits lets me know what a possible explanation for why that might be. I think you might be correct. Well, good job, buddy. Yeah, no shit. This was a great, this was a great article. Ridiculous. Funny.

Oh, he snuck the little quotes in there and that, yeah, very good. Very good. Thank you. A plus. What makes you rage? Settle yet sophisticated trolling. Very. Yeah. With enough to let it know that it's a lie. Right. Right. Like pictures of porn stars. Yes. All the clues were there. Uh-huh. All the clues were there. Uh-huh. She just didn't pick up on it. And the completely ridiculous story about two girlfriends wanting to have sex with

me probably. Who you love. Uh-huh. What makes me a rage, um, excessive sweating. So I wanted to go with something genuine. Yeah. It's not because it's summer because this happens to me all the fricking time at any place or any season. It's

just ruined so many dates, interviews, hugs, just to be you know I've had an interview, actually wiped their hand off. Have you always been the one? Well, in that interview and I got the promotion that I wanted next year when I wasn't so sweaty, but I think the sweating that was kind of affected that. Just being around dates and not being able to swing around your arms too much. What really pisses me off is the whole body positivity movement that, you know, they're okay with fat, brods and fat guys. You get like, you know, get to the front page of magazine, fitness model, you're 400 pounds. At the moment, they see a sweaty

person like it's a monster. Yeah. Yeah. Actually saw an ad where it was from the subway in New York where this guy was hanging on to just the subway handles. And he had a big like sweat stain on his armpit and this girl right next to it is an image. I looked like she was about to scream from the top of her lungs of how like disgusting it was and man it's no the odor and can fix that like I tried them all I tried clinical ones just you just sweat profusely and there's nothing to do about it. You're just one of those guys.

Start sweating too. You're just, what about, and I don't know, isn't there like some kind of electrolysis that like stops the sweat glands like under your arms and stuff like that? That's even worse. No, Bruce Lee got his sweat glands removed because that's a problem for him too.

But it becomes a positive feedback loop because every time you get sweaty, you start getting nervous about being sweaty and people recognizing that you're sweaty. So again, more sweat and you just can't stop it until you're in the restroom and work trying to grind yourself off. And that sucks. And that sucks. Like a freaking monster. Yeah, I have that problem too. I remember going I was going downtown to the Edison to meet up with This girl friend of mine and a bunch of her friends. So You're already girl girlfriend bunch of friends there. Oh no better set up and it was it was at a fancy bar So everybody was stressed nice

Suits mandatory or something like that. That was the hottest fuck, right? I get off the subway and I find my way into this place. I walk in, there's one effeminate looking dude in six broads. So I'm thinking I've, I must have suicide bombed somebody and gone to Virgin. Like this is this perfect setup. I walk in and the guy goes, oh, is it, is it raining out there? Oh, the one fucking half a guy who's in there.

Yeah, I said, oh, I said, no, it's, oh, man, he goes, oh, he looks like, it looks like you've been running in the rain. Like man, you motherfucker. I actually love it when it rains, because then you have that excuse. It's like, yeah, it's just rain. I should have just said, yeah.

All right, Michael, thank you for calling in. I hope you're saying real names on Michael. I know. All right. I hope your love life improves. Thanks, buddy. All right, go fuck yourself. Look for the red flags.

If you're dating a, dating a hoe, she's always working at night. Won't let you see her. Right. She comes back with a bunch, won't let you see her. She comes back with a bunch of lighting equipment. Yeah. Yeah. If I never met them, that's also another huge flag. Yeah.

They don't let you go on Twitch, that. Right. We start crying when you mention stuff like that. Right. See you, buddy. Thanks. That's funny. All right, everybody.

It's been the D All right, everybody. It's been the Dix show, dick.co patreon.com slash the Dix show. Thanks for listening. Oh, God, here was another. I'll read this after the break. We do some voicemails. See you next Tuesday.

This is by Kendall and Hyde. It's called Hello George. I believe it's the last, I think it's the last, maybe the last Maddox related song we'll hear from Kendall and Hyde. It's the end of an era for 20 years of even more. Is that 20, yeah, 20 plus? Well, I'll say six years of literary excellence,

maybe three and then, and then, I'll give him, I'll give him 10 years of literary excellence, maybe three, and then, and then I'll give them, I'll give them 10 years of literary excellence, five years of literary non-existence, and then five years of complete failure literary figure. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. It's called Hello George Kendall and I Welcome to the podcast, I have a huge announcement, so many weekly vloggers do, I had to stop counting. Still, I can't compete with that bunker, a top amount, and plus Ronnie wants a lethal wine, finally fucking bouncing. Legal debt's stocking me, I'm constantly hounded. I still haven't paid for those typos land-outed. You're great on my grave, dick dances, a sound in. But when it comes to talent, in my body, zero ounces. Now, dick and is the more locks are toasting their beers.

Bosting, ship hosting, and roasting their beers. It's me, you should thank for your online careers, as you guys monetize all my blood sweat and tears. I've tried through the years, but just keep getting stale. Another nerd podcast, it can't be a failure. New co-host has boobies. I can't wait to nail her. I'm in Uga-Boo-ga.

See here, watch the trailer. Now, Haley's so star-struck. Our meeting at Star-Buts went so well, I think that I'll be her new star-cuck. So much shit in common. Careers are both dying. Both think we're still young. Both love the grass-dyson.

Let's hop into my shower, girl. It doubles as a science laugh. It's also great to start, you know, Shobbos have you kind of sad. Light scammer goggles, oh it's totally safe, babe. Let's see if you can block the stream using only your face, okay? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Oh God It's not the greeting if I'm a feminist Goodbye, Maddox. Hello, George Something G4

Oh Facing the sand door and owls in the back here, you can all four Haley sounds like a dumb or but hey, do be sad, it's not like I'm done for. Just say good Vitamatics and say hello to George. Now the name might have changed, but his brain's still the same. And the name of the games make you say, What a shame, man, I love Goliath. You get judges like every day.

Now he constantly gets runna trained on my game. Got real sleepy, took a page from that great book. Found a writing partner from UCBCBC look looks like Jordy Coster Sounds like Jordy Famous as what's it gonna cost her let me spread that then you hold my hand Okay, my grandchanger real big fan you're welcome now time for more experimental showering this time You swallow all the pass food at Sh have shown jeep hard? You know, I'm so hilarious, Dick Clay is gonna lose it. Hey, you read that email regarding the new bit,

which where we watch movies while I touch all your new bits, and gently blow air on your whole lack of loatest. I'm Kate, your queen, a citizen, pissin. Fuck you. All these podcasts are bitchin'. Babe, I'll make you famous, but do just listen. If you ever try to leave, I'll have a new ex-mission. These dickboards on Discord still think that they hate me,

but they're mad at Maddix. I'm sure. And I'm Ellie! She thinks that she's talented. It just be crazy. He he he, George, you're just killing it lately. Thanks, Maddix. So true. No need to debate. Where's Hayley Live? Let's find out. Then we'll be. You love the sky? I do. I mean, too.

I'm searching for her garages. Look, I used I do, I mean too. I'm like a search through her garbage. Look, I use condom. I'm jealous. I'm hard as shit. Shit, yo, she woke up by scurry like a cockroach hit her with some glitter then run off like I'm a masterful. Fuck, I think I'm blinded. You guys have a song to close! Heather, why are you here? I'm healing Hayley's daddy, oh! Sean and the bunker on Sunday, please help me.

I'd like every week to think our friendship still healthy when I say Bimatics Sean say hi George Bimatics Bimatics now when I say George Bimatics hi George George you guys really need to work on your timing All right, there you go. Oh, good shit. Hey, no, are you there? We haven't met him, have we?

Kendall? Yeah. No. Hi. Hi. You have a good rage for me. I do. My rage is people who ask permission to ask a question.

Oh, yeah. Oh, can I ask ask a question. Oh, yeah. Oh, can I ask you a question? I was like, hey, Josh, can I ask you a question? I'm like, motherfucker. You just deliberately wasting my fucking time just fucking split it out. Yeah, no. Actually, you can never ask me a question again.

How about that? Until you answer my three riddles, I'm gonna give you three riddles and until you answer and you can't Google them, they're un-Googleable, I've just created them in my mind. Fresh riddles. You like the spinks now? Yes, they make no sense,

they're the worst kind of riddles. You'll never, it'll be a sliver in your mind forever. Who's asking you if they can ask you questions? It's just random people, and they usually give me way more respect than I deserve. I'm just some random fucking guy, just email me. I will respond. People think I get like a thousand emails a day.

I get like two dozen tops. I will guarantee I will see your email and I will respond to it if it's not utter fucking gibberish. And asking me if you can ask me, does not generate buy-in from me that I'm going to answer. Doesn't move you on the front of the queue there. Oh. Yeah.

It like doubles the amount of the effort it takes to respond to what you're inquirier. It's just spit it out. Yeah. Josh and I were on the rakeed stream. Oh, yeah. That was fun. That was a good stream. And people, people really liked it. Even though a lot of people thought I was a retard. Well, I mean, that's, that's going to happen no matter what. That's the only,

that's the only way to know people are listening. You're getting in front of enough people. Somebody's going to think you're a retard. I mean, no, here, I brought in a whole thing about how I'm a retard this week called Reddit Retard of the Week. Dick is wrong about right white privilege. Here I'll read it, and I'm making fun of it. And we can make fun of it. Okay.

Dick is wrong about white privilege and he's conflating it with class privilege. Oh, already. Thank you for straining. That was where I fucked it up, Sean. It's not white, that's the problem. It's class. It's socioeconomics.

I'm so stupid that I fucked that up. Don't like the term privilege because of the way it's used because of the way it's used by leftist cucks to imply systematic and even overt racism. So doesn't is offended by the word. That's a because of leftist cucks, Sean. See, those cucks over there who are offended by words, that's why I'm offended by this word. The people that you call them the wrong pronoun and they try to ruin your life who are offended by words, those are my enemies.

And I'm offended by the words you're using that they use. Why does white even have to be attached to it when Asians make more money and are incarcerated even less than white people live in safer communities, et cetera. There you go. It's Asian privilege. All this time, all this time, this, I've been fucking it up by calling it white privilege when it's been Asian privilege this entire time.

Same with gays, they make more money than straights. Would leftists considered that to be privileged? Sure, technically they are, but they aren't entitled to make more money than the rest of the population because of their orientation. The healthy food argument is nonsense. Dix California privilege has really turned him into a Whole Foods retard. I don't know if you-

What did you even say? Because I can't follow this guy at all. I just don't have anything to do. It doesn't have anything to do with Whole Foods or premium supermarkets. It has to do with the availability of just regular food, healthy, you know, regular food that you could eat a balanced meal from.

Here's the question you fucking moron. If you were a gray goo just coming into this world and you got a character creation setup that let you pick your race. What fucking race would you pick? It's as simple as that. Asian, you pick an Asian, you stupid idiot. You know what?

No, I would pick the race still down pretty good. I would pick the race of whatever location I was being born into. I was being born into Nigeria. I wouldn't want to be white. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. Because if you can find internet, we'll come find you. No.

No, it's like, I don't know. Maybe it would be like the Aztec thing or like the white people are like God's chosen. But like I would play it safe. Just make me Nigerian. I'm not gonna take the chance. Yeah, because then you can't move anywhere. Yeah, you have to move down.

You don't buy those there, dick. I don't wanna be eaten. Just make me regular black. You got me there. You got me again. I've been talked out of white privilege. So what happened last week? I said I believed in white privilege now

because a friend of mine, I had to convince him that a significant number of children in America don't eat, like that they're, that they go hungry several nights a week because for various reasons, for many reasons. And he said, and he said that I'm, he started to, was Dick is wrong about white privilege. No, no, but just your friends said because they're just blowing it on. Yeah, those or like whatever. Like there's nothing that money. Right.

The fact that Dick even compared stores in the ghetto to whole foods is ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah, that's the joke. Right. Yeah, I know, I know. You went the most premium. Yeah. Hey, you're half your paycheck.

Mark it. The thing with poor people in food and I've heard this a lot, but my determination is poor people don't know how to fucking cook. That seems to be the undercurrent with the poorest and most underprivileged is that none of them know how to take base ingredients and make meals. I don't even think it's a time thing because you can take a crockpot as somebody who works and you can put shit into it Before you go to work and you can come home and have it be ready and it takes maybe 15 to 30 minutes tops to prepare For that meal, but nobody knows how to do that

So they just they take the same amount of time to go to the longest fucking drive-thru a taco bell Yeah, and they get shit and that's their routine We got to make sure that there's oh stores there that they can steal a crock pot from. Wait a minute. Let me just stand back. Amazon. You don't have to go to the store. Nothing for that. No, what? I'm sorry. Save it. No, no, no, go that they can steal a crock pot. You're already, you're already picturing someone who has a car, which is not, we're talking about, no, not a dirty, you have to walk to the store. So what if it's a mile?

My ass is not walking a mile to go to the fucking store. I'm walking two blocks to go to a Carl's Jr. That's their broadcasting in my face every day, producing addictive food. Whole Foods is catered to wealthy people I'm casting in my face every day, producing addictive food. Whole Foods is catered to wealthy people because it's stocked with organic shit. No, they're suckers. Whole Foods markets to suckers.

Give us very taste. Whole Foods sell so good though. Yeah, and it smells good. It smells great. Sean, they have way better apples than other stores. Oh God. They do. It's been organic shit that has been proven not to be healthier than regular ass food.

I mean, this guy's out thinking, he's out thinking all conventional wisdom. Organic food, it's, it's the inability to understand the concept of no brown M&Ms. Is that the Metallica writer? Dan Haillin. Van Haillin. Yeah. No brown M&Ms. Is that the Metallica writer? Van Halen. Van Halen. No brown M&Ms in the dressing room. These fucking idiots, they don't even know that all the M&Ms taste the same.

No, it's because they know, there won't be anything else missing if you get that far. It's not that the organic food is better. It's that the cumulative effect of lots of people giving a fuck about your food has an effect on your life for the better. You can buy food on a budget, right? Potatoes, spinach, carrots, chicken, especially thighs, chucro,

why did he stop listing there? They're all affordable foods that won't immediately turn you into a fat boomer fuck like dick. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure when people in the ghetto who are raising kids on their own and working whatever our days at a job that has competing with illegal immigrants to make chicken scratch on their jobs and getting shaken down at every opportunity by their worthless family to keep what kind of stability they do have, I'm sure they're in the mood to make a chuck roast.

Yeah. Yeah. Man, I send me disagree because even though I remember, I lived in a very poor part of a city with a buddy who literally, for some reason when I was like 19, I just wanted to get away from everybody in my family. So I took my car and I went to my buddy's house and it was a double-wide trailer. With me, my buddy, his mom, her third husband, his sister, sister's baby and sister's baby daddy.

And a failed cat. And I slept on the couch and there were fleas that would bite me, but I preferred this because it was just a choice and it was fun to be around this chaotic environment. And it motivated me to get out of the fucking house and go to work. So even then the fucking gas station had food. And even here, really, really poor country, I can walk in any direction and get into a

product that has at least some produce to it. And there is three blocks away, a big grocery store. I mean, I just think that the cooking brings people together. You know, you hate your family, you hate your kids, cook with them and eat with them. And I think that I just think that people not knowing how to produce meals for their family. I'm sure there's some of that.

Yeah, you lived in a house. How old were you when you lived on the flea mattress? 19, I was 19, 20. I had my mom's old car, 2000 Mitsubishi Golan, and I had just started working for Australians online doing software, so. I had a great amount of freedom for the first time in my life.

Oh, a galant privilege motherfucker. So you ran away from home essentially, or did you get to? No, they knew where I was. It's just I could have stayed home, but I wanted to be around people, and I wanted to do something that I hadn't done before. So I essentially moved out for no real reason,

and subjected myself to a very poor quality of living just because it was more fun. So you kind of made your own Kiwi farms in real life before making it on the internet, as you're home. That was at the time, I had started hosting the forum at the Quicky forums at the time when I was 19. And my friend's mom was this big fat lady who smoked and she spent all her time in a Christian singles,

ALL room. That woman in a trailer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's just with all her free time on this AOL, like she was married, but she still, like she knew the people there or something and she liked that camera. But she would talk to me about these crazy motherfuckers who would try to sock puppet and circumvent bands in her ass people in that chat room. And we had really good conversations about crazy people.

She, we connected on a deep and intimate level to shit talking people on the internet in real life. And I don't know. It was a very strange time in my life. Yeah. I don't think, it sounds like you've never had a not strange time in your life to be honest. Oh, I get bored if things are stable.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like you said about John McAfee. I clip that and put it on Twitter about your assumption that someone like McAfee needs to be on the run doing crazy shit that doesn't precisely advantage him on an objective level, but on a psychological level, it's soothing to have something so crazy. Yeah, well, they say, you know,

the term like, oh, they don't make them like they used to. It's like, no, they do. They're just doing different things. In the 1700s, 1600s, he'd have been a pirate. Yeah, like a legit pirate. Like that's what he would have been, but now he's doing so. He's been a colonist.

Like, you know how crazy are For five years to come over to yeah hostile land and yeah, yeah, yeah, well a six or seven month boat ride With nothing if there were hundreds of miles in any direction no no guarantee you'll make it no No promise of riches on the other side. It's just some fucking dirt across the ocean and people did it. Yeah. I think there's a lot of guys who write in who don't realize that, like that they can just do whatever they want. Oh, for sure. And the money doesn't matter. For sure. Like it doesn't matter where you're working. It doesn't matter what. It doesn't matter if you're living with your parents now, like just run away. It's only what's okay with you, what you give yourself permission to do.

Just go do it, do anything, do anything. It's someone's already done it before. Don't worry, there's somebody who is there will help you figure out how to unfuck up what you did or they'll make you worse. I think that's my thing. My advice is if you're gonna abandon everything that you know and go do some crazy stupid shit

don't develop a drug habit. Yeah. Cause you know, fix pretty much anything besides that easily. Yeah, God, I love the you ever watched that show intervention. I've seen it. Yeah. Of course I have. That's why my fucking out. We watch that 80s girl and I watch that show all the fucking time. I think it was the old guy with the mustache and the like the gray hair. They got a bunch of, they got a bunch of counselors. I mean, it's like 10 years ago I've seen this.

It's so fucking satisfying to me to see a family of, of behemoths worried about the heroin addiction of like one of their kids sitting there crying about addiction and they're all 600 pounds are you guys fucking stupid? How do you not see that you are doing this? Like how the fuck does that not register? Should have cooked some homemade food there when the fucking shot heroin everything would have been fine. Put some food on that spoon. This was my point with white privilege

and I think that it's proved in a number of ways. It is the resistance to compare your experience with what is the norm. Like, no, even you are an exceptional individual to compare your drive and experience. And I don't mean that in the Kiwi Farms way. I mean, it in the normal way of exceptional individual work. It's fine. Both work.

To compare that and apply your experience in any way to what is happening at large, statistically, is not useful. And I think the concept of white privilege, like in the country or in the world, in the world, either one, the concept of privilege exists for a self-reflection that is not you, that is not looking at you. It's very easy to just write everything off as moral, moralistic decisions, like, ah, they're idiots. This is why they're, it's much easier that way.

This is why they're fat and stupid, because idiots, not like me. I never do anything like that. Go ahead. Rucker brought up on the last episode and he made, like he made a couple really stupid points, but one point that he made that I thought was nice was he was talking about how people like Mad Ox who complained about privilege and shit are never the ones wanting to give up privilege in any way. Yeah.

The people who are loudest about this seem okay. Utilize like they justify it and hurriedly by saying, oh, I'm using my privilege to destroy privilege, but they're not. No. This bullshit. I just make in life and sufferable for everybody else. Yeah, fuck it reminded me of something I was going to say. Did you see me contacting everybody on that show to try and get them to

save it? And Alex was a cut in the final episode. No, I contacted every person sitting at that table over over Twitter. I found that one guy, Zach, who I was pretty sure was like a closet Trump supporter. He's, his shit was locked down, but he's like a comedy magician, so I sent a text over to his business line, hoping it would reach him. And the one who did it was fucking Ruka. I don't even know.

Maybe it was just like a deep internal yearning he had to get it out there, but he was the one, and I was very pleased. I saw him wear a Taco Bell shirt too in that episode. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, it's not an accident. That's a reference.

Yeah, because Maddox said I'm as Mexican as Taco Bell. He was wearing a Taco Bell shirt. He was. It's your serious? Yes. He ruck a war a Taco Bell shirt. That's very odd. He's very specific.

Yes. And even if it was a compliment, it's not good enough for me. Fair enough. Oh, yeah, I remember what I was going to say. The thing that bothers me about guys offhand rejecting the idea of white privilege with like arguing it with all these fucking brilliant stats. I mean, if anybody's going to be convinced that their life doesn't suck, it's all of these compelling fucking arguments that you've outlined here. Well, it's immediately defensive, I think, because, look, you should take every fucking advantage life gives you.

You're dealt different cards. Yeah. Everybody gets a different hand and you play what you got and you try to make the best of it. But I understand, like, immediately people get defensive because it somehow undermines what you've accomplished. Well, if you weren't, they take it like, well, if you weren't white, you wouldn't get anything. It's all just been given to you, which is not reality.

But it's not to say that there aren't, that there aren't, yes, what race would you pick? Yeah, what would you pick? What would you pick? Why bothers what would you pick? What would you pick? Why bothers me is because the people who are, the people who you are trying to write off with these stupid explanation are going to win. They're going to take your money to satisfy, because they are not going to change. All of these, they need to change.

That's not going to happen. What's going to happen is they're just going to change. All of these, they need to change. That's not going to happen. What's gonna happen is they're just going to take your money so you have less and they have more. If you don't work with them and try to head them off at the past, you will lose more. That is the moral. That's my point in bringing it up in the first place.

If you don't work with them, they will work against you and they will win. I don't know, I don't even wanna read the rest of this. Who is them? Anybody complaining about white privilege? I mean, anybody who's taking the position of other people have more stuff than me

and I want that stuff, like whatever the reason is. How do you work with them without losing the process? Well, I just like mitigate your losses. I mean, there is, yes, well, mitigate your losses, but also, I think a lot of the problem we have in our social networks right now in government healthcare, everything is because of the massive inefficiencies and inequalities

that are built into the system because it was built poorly. Like, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, let's say, Republicans, Democrats, whatever, if they can, if they could drop the power mongering, which I obviously, I'm describing a fantasies. Yes, yes, you are. If they could drop it and embrace what the other side wants, like you remember when Trump said, I don't want people to die in the street.

Like if he could figure out a better way to serve them that costs, that costs the producers something, it will cost less in the long run than letting the other side just take it on the fly. Does that, is that well explained? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I'm following. I can come up with a lot of plans that do not satisfy what they're screaming for, which is what we want your stuff.

Like, all right, well, I get that you want our stuff. I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you that I've got an advantage and we're gonna try to figure out a way to help. Like it's the idea that conceiting any amount of ground is always bad. Right? God, that's got to go because you will lose so much more as little preachy. But there you go. It's hard because frequently, especially with anti-Trump stuff, is that the side is not

advocating for anything they actually want. It's just complaining for the sake of complaining, and then when Trump does yield, they hailed as some great victory, or they brush it off as being a not actually a solution. Or just in January. It's always, I don't know, it's hard to say. But specifically, like, I don't know. My thing is, is number one, if you want to help people, you got to make sure they eat, right? Because I don't think anybody knows how to cook anymore. That's poor. Number two, people have to know what, what they want when they grow up. I don't think anybody knows anymore, especially poor people and especially black people, because there

is a school district in Pensacola where they did a survey. And they asked the kids at the school, which was like 99% black, what do you want to be when you grow up? Not a single respondent actually named a real job. All of them want to be football players or basketball players or YouTubers or Twitch TV players. None of them actually named, I want to be a doctor. I want to work on a ship.

I want to fly a plane. I want to go to the moon, not one. It's, I think maybe some of that is that the only people they know who've made it out were athletes. Yeah, it's like that because the, I mean, you look at the playing field of like the, the NBA and stuff. And it's like, they just see that that's what black people do. Well, it's about case for representation shit.

Because they don't have black people as doctors. They're missing a lot of fucking dads too. I mean, this is a big. I'm ironically. Yeah, I thought of a great example for this. So white privilege, like, you got to get more minorities in college. Okay, they're going to force that through anyway. Now you've just saddled a shitload of minorities with debt that they cannot help with. Like this is what they got their way. Stop helping.

Right. Yeah, it's give them a, they're going to get their way anyway. That's how, that's how the system is built. It's just a constant back and forth of both sides getting their way. My example for that is like a lot of black kids want to grow up to be rappers and stuff. how the system is built. It's just a constant back and forth of both sides getting their way. My example for that is a lot of black kids want to grow up to be rappers and stuff, right? Why don't we have trade schools for audio engineering? Because that's a thing that you can be on stage with famous people.

You can meet them in the stuff. There are, but it's super expensive, all those schools. Most of those schools are owned by this company called Full Sail, and they charge fucking exorbitant prices to fucking do that. I mean, there needs to be a lot more, I mean, if you're talking like that, yeah, I mean, there's, you know, some community colleges,

you know, offer those kind of courses. It should be more accessible in general, because I like my idea, or it's like, if you want to, okay, you want to be in the wrap industry, here's how you set up speakers, here's how you listen for fidelity, here's how you do. Like we had an email exchange where you were helping me figure out how the echo in my room is.

Oh yeah. That's something that you can teach people. That's a job, that's a trade scope, that they can learn. That's not wrapper, you know. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot more, you can be in the orbit, you know, and there's different, you know, there's different stars. Yeah. You can make a good living and not be

the guy. So Nullis sending don't, is saying don't teach black people math, teach them fruity loops. Is that what I'm hearing? There's math. Hey, there's math in an audience. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There emails. Thank you for calling in. I did have a great time talking to you on Nick's stream. Yeah, yeah, we should do it again sometime. Yeah, definitely. I see you. See you.

Take it easy. We had a well-reasoned discussion about CDA 230 and its ramifications on the internet. Oh, I see. No screaming at anybody, no calling anyone a pedophile. Must have been a real snooze, delicious It's been a real snooze delicious. I was a real snooze best Okay, couple of voicemails. Yeah, hey

I'm a millennial and this is how we talk men don't need to have sex Men don't need to have a hammer except when they do I don't know anything a hammer except when they do I don't know anything I'm just a fucking retard. Exactly. I don't know anything. I don't know if that was this real voice. I don't think that was the guy. Hey, Dave Tom Dumbledore, I'm a grumbo here. I just got with Delmas and the last episode of the best reason to kill yourself. And I wanted you to play the part for Sean where

Maddox says that he told him that he had the most fun ever. Oh, the most fun. That's what I'll go about yourself. Did you believe that he would make up that terrible lie? Are you gonna disavow any statement you might have made? I don't know what I said. Oh, okay. He could have taken that anyway he wanted. Anyway, he heard it. You know what's simply he's an extreme dick.

I've lived in Mary's 10 years. It is not law of hate. I'm not in jail for a year like. I fucking hate women. is not law of a state i'm not joking here like uh... are i i i i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i i think i think i think i i think i i think i think i think i think i i think i think i i think i think i think i think i think i i think i i think i think i think i i think i think i i think i i think i think i think i think i think i i think i i think i i think i i think i i think i think i think i i think i i think i think i think i i think i i think i think i think i i think i i think i i think i think i i think i i think i i think i i think i i think i i think a straight face which i go reason why i've been married ten years because it can't look at stan limit i hate them a married to the best woman of the world and uh...

and i think i'm a thing that i think of hot and even semi-term here attractive that i want to come around with it just it it's just makes me want to fuck it out with my wife i don't know i. Oh man, maybe part of it. It's the enemy you know. I love thing, but really at the end of the day is it's just the desire to be with no other people because of those other people is constantly lacking. It reminding me of my own practice. I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, man, you spend, oh boy, spend a week on Tinder again.

Oh, that'll chase you right back. Is that right? Devil you know. I mean, I remember what it was like, and it is soul crushing, 2000 swipes and three dates, something like that. I don't know how it worked back in the day, but there's a lot to be said for,

yeah, the devil, you know, hatred of... Right, someone you can just... You can just sit around and just tolerate each other. Yeah. Hey, Jack, start your text, Jack said, don't make me a raid. People who just circle parking lot looking for the best spot. I got an application with my father-in-law and the family that he's circled Key West for

like an hour and a half after spending two hours driving there looking for street parking because it was three because he didn't want to pay $10 ten dollars for the pay lot that is white privilege that's why I privilege you know there's three parking here no no no no no no no it's principle for another twenty five minutes oh into. I will scream and yell about pulling into the fucking pay lot. I'm guilty of that. I just want to get out everywhere I go. I've got food done. I'm gonna call her in a play. I'm lucky. Okay, so like God damn that. $10 I'm gonna ruin my day.

The fuck you. Fuck Sean. I don't know why sometimes I get into my ass, I just do not wanna pay $6. I have had it up to here. No, I will definitely, I will definitely look for the free parking first, but if I know that it's like, oh, this is a fucking shit show. Look at this three blocks away and there's fucking,

no, no, okay, is that a spot? No, no, all right, all right, I'm going back to the fucking lot because it's gonna, how long can you do that? I gotta piss, I right, all right. I'm going back to the fucking lot because it's, it's gonna, how long can you do that? I gotta piss, I gotta piss too much. All right, everybody. See ya. On that note, see ya.

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