The Dick Show - Episode 164 - Dick on Full Moons

Episode Date: July 23, 2019

Debunking the great moon conspiracy, the $15 minimum wage doesn't go far enough, ultra-progs attack knitting, Liu job lynch mobs a Dickhead, the very beautiful Veronica LaVery reads the news and won't make a sex doll, people who are allergic to coasters, people who use subtitles who are not deaf, people who throw cats, people who need to go back to where they came from, people who choke on grapes, unrealistic car seat adjustments, Matt F*ckface asks a girl out on air, and handling disappointment; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Yeah Hey, you want to dig a new dig a love dick you got it. It's the show We're everything's a contest Coming to you live from Mount Bunker Deep in the Hardest City of Failure. I'm your host, Nick Maschers, and AKA the $20 million man recently voted America's worst Mexican 13 weeks running. Joining me is always, the LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. Sean, go back to where you came from.

Oh, boy. Ha, ha, ha, take that. Starting off with a bang. Go back to Ireland or wherever. You stupid prick or wherever you're from. Well, I wouldn't know where to. Yeah, there's all over. Go back to where you came from, Sean, all over, all over Europe and Eastern Europe. And I'm going to get an ancestry report on you just so I know where I can send you back to you son of a bitch. Yeah, you should. You curious myself. Go back, Sean. Go back to where you came from.

Wow. Uh, yeah. On the list of, in the list of insulting things, you could tell somebody. Yeah. If that ranks highly for you, you do not, you, first of all, you must not have kids. Secondly, you've been raising them wrong. If you do, Number three, you do not have a good imagination. Any single person that comes across my path, if go back to where you came from is the insult I'm throwing at him, I might be dead because I can think of about 10,000 things more hurtful than that one.

More hurtful to me. Yeah, to me that's just a dumb thing to say. Ah, boomer tear insult. Why don't you go back to where you came from? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, stick around, stick around. Cause I've got to, I could sit here and rip into you for the rest of my life. Yeah, every single thing is wrong with you. Don't go anywhere.

Stay right here. I'd prefer you all Don't go anywhere, stay right here. I'd prefer you all stay and you stay here as well. I've got things to say to you too, Mr. Man. Yeah, yeah, right. Oh God, very stupid. Very stupid news, cycle. Sean, I have a question for you. Okay, I got an answer for you.

Yes, are women, are are they anti-coaster? Not in my experience. Now, for me, I think that the coaster, that the coaster that goes under the drink would be some kind of intelligence test that you could teach a baby. Well, it separates us from the lower animals. It's one of the tests.

Yes. Some sort of maturation process, objects, permanence that you use, realizing that Donald Duck wears a shirt when he walks around and tells when he gets out of the shower. That's true. And that there's something odd about that. But the coaster, the coaster for God's sake, the coaster, seems to be like one of those glues that keeps society together. It's one of the many broken shoelaces of my life that is going to keep me from ending it. The simple coaster, a simple coaster

under a sweaty glass. It is a nod to civility. When you go to somebody's house, I think, do you know what I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about, yeah. You go over, they got a nice wood coffee table, and there's a stack of coasters there, and they hand you an ice water, you know? What are nice?

And ice, something, an iced 80 proof liquor in your case. What is this? What is this sculpture you have here of these stacked blocks? Is this a game of some sort? Exactly. That should be the automatic response should be to, I'd like to set my drink down. Is there an in table that's perhaps made of glass? I can do this on. Oh no. No.

Oh look, even for coasters. Even then. Even on the glass table. It's unacceptable because it's there because it dries and it makes a ring and it, but it, at least it won't damage the wood. It should be so ingrained in you that it's not possible to put down a glass without one. I'm pretty sure that the table doesn't function

without the coaster in between the table and the glass. The things that are really ingrained in you. My mom really ingrained that in us. Couchers. Don't put anything that sweats on a wood table. Just don't do it. I need you to send your mom over to my house. Okay. I have. Not an hour, maybe an hour, maybe two hours ago. And I have had this conversation with her many times. Honey, honey, we cannot be, look, we're trying, I'm trying to pull myself out of this alcoholic tailspin, of this existential oblivion.

I'm trying to piece it together here with furniture and paintings. I feel like an alien in the body of a 38 year old man trying to cobble a house together. I know the end goal, this home that looks lived in in a ramshackle state of pictures and furniture and bowling trophies and whatever have you and Love and warmth all around you, but I'm not at that stage. I don't know how to bridge the chasm Little elements of civility and I say I need you to work. Maybe I need you to work with me We got these end tables. Only thing I need you to do is point the coaster on The end under the glass no matter what step do is put the coaster on the end under

the glass, no matter what. Step one is under the glass, and you know it's sweats. I know it's sweats. I know this sweats. I know this plastic road rage souvenir cup that I'm holding sweats. I know it's sweats. You know sweat. Put it under there every time.

I don't care if it's warm. I don't care if the ice is melted. I know sweat. I know it sweats. Put it under there. She's okay. Okay. Okay. And I said, by the way, every time, every time, slide it under there, every time, right?

Every single time, put it, it goes right under there. Step two, I see, what do I see? A Yeti vacuum sealed Yeti with water and it put on the beautiful, beautiful new nightstands, beautiful new Russian Oak nightstands, Sean. And I say Russian Oak, honey, honey, what's going on? We had this conversation. But Russian oak doesn't think might be used to the cold.

It's just to it, please just do it. Please, please God just do it because it's a, you don't understand. It's the butterfly effect. If a single drip comes out off of your lip, I don't care if it doesn't condensate. A single drip goes down, a single drip contacts that would and leaves some kind of a stain. I've got a lot of decisions I have to make and I'm not prepared for any of them.

Yeah, I've got a lot of protocols that I need to put in place to stop the yelling, to stop the yelling that we don't like, that I know that to stop the yelling that I know you don't like, that I know that to stop the yelling that I know you don't like and I don't, I do like it. So I say, even in the case, even in the case of the Yeti, it's uncertain. It could be anything going on. I just go, okay, okay, I got it. Don't rely on an inanimate object to do the work. Please embrace the core concept of

what I'm saying that always goes in between so what happens today See munching on a she's munching on an assayee bowl And after Pilates is something like California very California There was a picture of out of a cato toast on and she goes takes the empty assayee bowl totally empty totally warm And she moves and I say please God no, no, please don't do. I hope that's not going where I think it's going. And I peer over there and it goes right on the beautiful. I think, oh, come on. Now you have, you have milliseconds to stop the yelling impulse. Right? If you, if you please, you don't understand.

I'm trying to keep that guy in the closet where he belongs. You don't understand, please. If it's shaped any kind of shape, any circular shape at all. You have to save this rage for when you murder a stranger one day. Please. God, leak it out. My assets is escaping. Use the coast, just use the coast,

or why do you think they exist? Why? Why have people using them? You don't put it on afterwards. Have you encountered this? I wanted to know if you encountered it, that's all. No, not by anybody who does it habitually. Oh, no? No. No. Well, not by anybody who does it habitually. Oh, no?

No. No. Well, I guess it's, send your mom over. I don't spend a lot of time around people, Dick. Yeah, that's smart of you. Yeah. Okay, what do I got here? I'm much happier for it.

I've got, you know what else happened to me? Speaking of taking about my passive aggressive, passive aggression on my loved ones, I went up to my sister's house this weekend. And first of all, she's got a plague level, a biblical plague level infestation of flies up there. That no one seems capable of admitting, except for me. Okay, the summer fly problem.

Yeah. admitting, except for me. How do you, okay, okay. The fly, the summer fly problem. Yeah. My sister's house is so bad that we are armed with assault weaponry at the table while we're eating to shut, to shut us up. That's so fun. The assault guns. Yeah, the assault, the assault. Yeah, it's an opiate though.

It's so fun. To stop me from complaining about the flies, I am allowed to have a gun at the dinner table, which I can't help. Now it just turns into an entire meal of trying not to shoot my sister in the feed, which I very desperately want to do. Or anybody on the face.

Well, no, I just want to pepper it like a cowboy movie of shoot it meant to feed. But then after dinner, fly, fly and festive as it was, it was still nice. We go to watch stranger things, which we've been getting into. Now, you've seen all the seasons. I haven't, we haven't seen anything. Just started watching it. All the hubbub died down, and that's the only time I've able to show you. I know how you work. Yeah.

Ah. Ah. So we start, we fire it up after the kids go to bed. And show turns on. And what do I see at the bottom of the screen? But the words that the characters are saying out loud. Yeah. So the captions are scrolling across and I think oh there must be some kind of a mistake Here because what sort of a psychopath watches

The tea watches the TV with the words That they're listening to like no one is deaf no one is hearing impaired here I know some people who do it because they just can't understand UK accents. Or these are American accents. I know. It's an American show. It's an American show with American people who are perfectly, who are very easy to understand. Oh yeah.

But here in my own family, people are watching or reading television while it's going on. So I said, do they watch it with volume low? People are watch are reading television While what's going on? So I said, uh, do they watch it when all you know? Not particularly really. No. What's going on? What's going on here? Okay? I'm not I don't want to I don't want to read a comic book here. I want to watch a television program What are you doing with the subtitles on? Uh-huh? So we don't know how to turn-huh. Say, oh, we don't know how to turn it off. No, this is how we watch TV. Okay. Well, what do you mean?

This is how you watch, you're not watching to your, you're reading TV now. Can I guess? Go ahead. Because it keeps the questions down like, wait, what did he say? What? Sean, I don't, I don't know because I made them turn it off. Yeah. And there were no questions raised during the entire show, but the thought that they're home right now, watching television and also reading the television is really freaking me out.

You know what, go back to where you came from. Go back to where you came from. That's all I have to say. Go back to, right up inside mom with that uh... that subtitles yet uh... i wanted to pride their mouth's open yeah and of all the grotesque things that were happening on t.v. it was

even weirder that my own family prefers to read television while they're watching television. And you were not raised like this. Because it's been closed captioning around for a long time. No, this is never, I have never seen it before. This is, I've never seen it with them before,

but this is how they're reading TV. It's like you see those hoarder documentaries people living on heaps of trash and sleeping on it and you think, how did this start to happen? This is how it starts to happen. You go to your sister's house one day and she's reading her television. And no one is there to say this is insane behavior. Right.

What are you doing? Next thing you know, there's flattened cats under the sofa. Yeah. That have been there for six years. Yeah. I would have been less surprised if slippery slope, Dick. I would have been less surprised if furry pornographyipy Slope, Dick. I would have been less surprised if furry pornography had come up from my brother-in-laws media server,

whatever it is, and sound like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, just, I got it, I get, just move past that. I know a lot of people like that. But to read television, while you're watching television, did you ask why? God, no. Or when that started, no. Oh, see, this is a fundamental difference between you and I.

I just needed to stop. You needed to stop and I gotta know why they fucking did that. Why do you start doing that? So I looked it up. I found some stats for you. 7.5 million people, this was in the UK. So 18% of the population used closed caption. Only 1.5 million were deaf or hard of hearing.

That means 80% of people using the closed caption. Don't need it. Don't need them. They're just sitting there, reading TV, instead of watching it. That means people are dealing with this. That means of the two people in this relationship that I described to you. One of them is being forced more than the other to read the television.

Because you can't look away. It's like a TV at a bar. If you see words, your brain's going to read them. That's right. You can't choose to be illiterate anymore. You know what I mean? No. Well, okay, let's see what else I got here. I mean, yes. I mean, I know what you mean. You know what I mean, no, you're not going to choose to be a literate. Thank you. Thank you. Do you want to talk about the minimum wage at all? I got to know. Yeah, I mean, we've talked about this before. I mean, you know, where the minimum wage has come up and the, yeah, here's what I love about it. I'll read you the first, the first stat that I brought in, this is the first one I found, I got a bunch more stats on it too.

By 2025, the legislation would raise the wages of as many as 27 million people and lead to 1.3 million fewer jobs. I don't care about that or 8.8% of total employment. They arrived at the conclusion, they're by averaging numbers and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, employment elasticity, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, employment elasticity, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, so 27 million people would be affected by that, right? Yeah. And because by raising the minimum wage, basically the least employable among us are not going to be hired. Do you know what a gigantic fuck you?

This is to the guy who's currently making $15 an hour. It is the biggest like reset doover. Yeah, fuck you. This is sold as 27 million people are helped by this. Oh, helped. Help. A fact, a fact did. A fact did.

Help. This is a, you're getting more money, right? Yeah, but, yeah, but my argument is, is true. That's the kind of the classic argument is that it discriminates against the least employable of society, correct? You're making one penny over minimum wage. Yeah. That's how much you're worth.

If you are making the minimum, you deserve to be making less. Are we all on board with that? I mean, without being forced to be paid that much, you would be making less because your time is not worth it. Until, well, until you're just not employable at all. So then you'd be making nothing. Yeah. It is, well, they're gonna introduce it slowly, no matter how it comes out like they did in the past. So I don't think it'll be like, I don't think it's the end of days, but I feel so bad for the guy out there making 15 bucks an hour

right now, the guy making slightly less than that at 14. I feel a little less bad for him, 13, 12, on down the line till it gets to what the current minimum wage is because all of their work, all of their hard work, all of their competence, anything that makes them exceptional at the workplace is gonna wiped out.

Yeah. Oh, hey, what's up, man? I make 15 bucks an hour too. But you drool the whole time. And it's like, and I, I'm constantly capturing for you though, bud. Yeah. You're just bad. You're terrible at this.

So are you gonna bump up me relative to the, with what? Right. No, that's not right. So it's, yeah. Yeah. So now you just equalized, you know, a wage amongst people who are definitely not equal in their abilities. I got another stats for you

uh... let's see twenty seventeen forty million workers age sixteen and older united states were paid hourly hourly rates because i want to know exactly who exactly who's getting fucked up uh... representing fifty eight percent of all wages i was among those paid by the hour five hundred and forty two thousand workers earned exactly the prevailing federal minimum wage.

So all of this shit is for the 500. All of this shit is for 540,000 people. And every 540,000, that's it. That's the only people that are making the minimum right now in this country. That's what this, yeah, 27 million are like somewhere in the limbo Yeah between but the ones making it And I think that I don't know if that includes waitresses who have tips involved

Yeah included but that's who let's see that just seems like a stunningly low number to me Well, because waitresses and servers go above it. Yeah, there are tips and stuff like that. 1.3 million had wages below the federal minimum. Let's go. Let's go. Together, these 1.8 million workers with wages at or below make up 2.3% of an hourly paid worker. So that's what we're looking at helping by dumping cash, by dumping cash into the system. And fucking over everybody, like every single dollar rate, I remember making 425 or whatever it was.

Yeah. Working at KB is a worthless teeny. I can remember when it was 310, 4 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I don't think they're doing enough to be honest. I don't think it goes far enough. Yeah.

I would like to see a minimum wage that also covers things people ask you to do. Like, I sent you this, you gotta see this funny video. Oh, okay. But I found online, like I'm afraid you need to send, you need to send a dub, you need to fill out a W2. Yeah. Like honey, I'd like to have an argument.

Oh, good night. Like I'm afraid not. That's gonna cost you, I mean, four hours. Like it's like a money, five hundred an hour. Yeah. I'm afraid I can't have this argument without $60. Pinsley, you end for Tuesday morning, eight, eight, 45, okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I got some other stuff here. Wage theft. You've heard of that? I brought it into the old show. Yeah, I mean, the term, go ahead and refresh my memory.

Well, it's like, it's like you're not getting paid what you're already agreed to get paid. Oh, well, like making you clock out and keep working, stealing your tips. Yeah, well, okay. Yeah, undercoding. Well, that's a good way. I don't know how accurate this is because it seems impossible to gauge this. But I'm seeing numbers as high as $50 billion annually.

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That outranks, that outranks all burglaries, all car thefts, like every single other property crime combined is something like $14 billion dollars is multiple times lower than the amount of just people refusing to pay people who are at the minimum wage. And people feel like they're stuck. So they just, they just take it. Well, who are you gonna call? You can't, you call the police. If you've got, like, if somebody comes by and steals the pile of fingernails

that you've got on the nightstand next to your bed, which should have a coaster under it, you can call the police and get them to investigate it. If Walmart stifts you for like vacation pay or whatever, there is nobody you can call. The number of people who will help you with that, if nonexistent, you have to hope that you stumble across a lawyer who will take your case for nothing. Not even then.

Yeah. Even then, there is no organization. It is a crime. There's flat out crime. At least you should be investigating it. They stole my bike. We'll go find them and get it it. Right? They stole my bike. We'll go find them and get it back.

Right? Walmart's not fucking paying me. Uh, not our department. Not our department. We only handle bicycles. Um, it's just, it's crazy to me that it's, that it's shaped like that, that the, um, that the wage theft is so pervasive. And yet that there's nothing you can do about it.

The only solution is to just crank the grinder on the meat machine and increase it. Increase it so they can still steal. They can still maybe have a livable wage after a larger amount is stolen. Yeah, because that's what's gonna happen. Exactly. It's gonna raise it to $80 billion a year.

Exactly. So everybody who is providing value at work at 15 and who's playing by the rules is immediately fucked. I've got some stats, more stats for you for living wages in the US. Average living wages in the US is 16 bucks an hour. LA is 20, New York, 21. San Francisco, 24.

I don't know, there you go. I don't think this bill will pass, but it's definitely coming. How could it not, who doesn't want free money? Who doesn't want more to make more money? Sean, sure we all do. Right, so call this toll free number and find out how easy it is. Yeah.

The we didn't go to the moon crew. Yeah. You see these guys last week? No. But it's, I mean, it's just another group saying the same shit, right? How many people do you think don't think we went to the moon? You never know. As a country? Yeah. I would guess, I would guess 5%. You are exactly right.

Yeah. Ding, ding, ding. Okay. 5% of people, let me see if I can find them. I'm in the figure out how many people think we didn't go to the moon group. We're on Facebook. Oh, you think that? Yeah, that's my group, actually. What's it again, what is it called? It's the percentage of American public

who don't think we went to the moon group. That's where we're into statistics. That's my groups. That's why I knew the answers. Oh, I see. That's a very long explanation for a very mediocre joke. Sorry. I got some stats on it

because I was making fun of these guys on Twitter. And as you do. I was shocked at how many people chimed in with their, what they considered to be evidence as to not why it didn't happen, but I'm not sure. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know, man, how much are you not sure? A lot of those arguments are, I think, based on what they call,

what is it, argumentum ad ignorantium? Like, to argument to ignorance? Or it's like, you can't prove that something didn't happen. So therefore, it probably did or vice versa. Oh yeah. Well, I'm kind of working with the limited palette with you because you don't know anything. Like every single time, well, how do you explain

the Van Allen belts? Like, why don't you explain to me what a Van Allen belt is? You motherfucker, what happens? They're the variation belt. Reation. Death, prove happens? Yeah, they're the radiation bell, radiation. Yeah. Death, prove it. Yeah.

Show me, show me on paper how this happens. Mm-hmm. Oh, let's see here. I brought in officials of the, oh yeah, here we go. 94 poll by the Washington Post said 9% of the respondents said it was possible that astronauts did not go to the moon. And another 5% were unsure. That was 15%.

1994. I like to get a good idea of who I'm speaking to at all times and who they might be knowing that 10 to 15% of, there's a 10 to 15% chance the person you're talking to doesn't think we went to the moon. Well, also, it's like, it's a majority of the country that believes in angels. I mean, so, and which is, yeah. So, you know, I mean, you're, a 1999 Gallup poll found that 6% of Americans surveyed

doubted the moon landings happen and that 5% of those surveyed had no opinion, which matches the other poll. Skepticism rose to 20% after the 2001 airing of their networks television special conspiracy. Did we land on the moon? Seen by about 15 million people. 2,000 poll conducted by the Public Opinion Foundation in Russia found that 28% of Russians did not believe that American astronauts landed on the moon.

How many percent? 28. Yeah, we've got a vested interest in, you know, I mean, it's kind of like, you know, we were first in space, oh no, fuck, there's no way they fucking did that. That's what I love about the moon guys. I asked some of them to call in, maybe they'll call it next work, but I want to know why they're crummy YouTube videos and like analysis of shadows on pictures that they've

taken from NASA somehow match up to the entire scientific force of the Soviet Union, which would have every, which would have an abundance of reasons to prove that we did not do it. This is the crew, this is the, ostensibly the crew that we were trying to beat in the race to get up there to prove that, to prove the superiority of the capitalist system, right, against the Soviet communist regime. This is the, this is the side that would have said, on no fuck you you guys didn't they couldn't do it Yeah, they got shit into space You what makes you think that you are smarter than them? I get I get that you think you're smarter than NASA

That's fine a bunch of pencil dicks who can't explain to you a Functional retard the proof that that we went to the moon, but why do you also think you are smarter than the entire collection of Soviet scientists that were there and alive at the time and controlled all of media? Because also we are so American centric when it comes to, we take our thinking and apply it to the world and don't give anyone else credit when it comes to that.

That what you just brought up is not even thought of. Yeah, is not even thought of much less addressed in an argument like that. Yeah, right? Isn't that the first step? Well, how do you know we went to the moon? I don't know because a global superpower couldn't prove that we didn't.

And they have a lot more equipment and a lot smarter guys than you. That's why, because if there is no, yeah. That's always my, well, what about the radiation? I don't know, dude, have you been eating radiation today? Is that, does that explain this streak of retardation that you're subjecting everyone to?

Yeah. How close to critically stupid are you? I don't get it. It's straights. It didn't use to drive me so crazy, but seeing them, no, seeing them actively avoid researching their own points drives me fucking insane. Like because it's not that you're presenting evidence

against what I'm saying. It's that you don't even understand what you're talking about. Here's the thing. Here's the thing too. In an argument, I always think, what do you have to overlook to get to the point? It's like people have a thought and then they go,

oh, I think this. And then they use the data in between to support what they want. It's like how documentaries are shot nowadays. Yeah. The really nice. Yeah, you're right. You just go shoot what you want the end result to be.

Forget about either being fair and balanced. You have a narrative that you want to craft. So what kind of evidence are you overlooking in order to bolster your own opinion what you already decided you think uh... i guess maybe it's all and hopefully you'll never grow from that but i guess that's not true because in russia it's twenty eight percent

of people surveyed think that yeah american astronauts did not land on the moon yeah i mean you know it's going to be different for different countries uh... me i guess i mean mean, you could go poll like, how many people in Turkey think there was no Armenian genocide? So, you know what I mean? Let's not bring genocide into the world. I'm gonna guess, I'm just gonna guess funny.

I'm gonna guess it's high compared to, you know, somewhere else, you know, maybe like a Armenia. Yeah, and I agree with you. Let me see here. I guess I'm in a really angry mood today. I don no, I agree with you. Let me see here. I guess I'm in a really angry mood today. I don't know why that would be. The area 51 guys calling in, I got some more clips from the last episode

of the Best Debate. I did a show with Carl from who are these podcasts. Yeah, Carl's cool. Yes, today. It was great. He chose the absolutely atrocious body positivity podcast But you remember that one of George's no no no no one with oh yeah to two planets talking about their Their struggles with with with fat phobia

People are scared of them. Yes, people are yeah, that is their premise people are scared of them? Yes. People are, that is their premise. People are afraid of them. They can't get a date online because of institutionalized fat phobia. I don't know. Something, a lack of fat acceptance. I think it was, but it was a terrible podcast to listen to. I stopped listening to it and ran five miles home. I just ditched my car on the side of the road and called AAA to come pick it up.

But that was a good one. I was on the Ralph Retort two days ago, and Mumkees, Mumkees fiance called in. Oh man. The ongoing saga. Yeah, it was wild. So Mumkeunky retired. I still need to get around to watching these those videos. A lot happens. You'd think I could do just a bare minimum of work. I need to. I need to. To come in and like at least kind of know what you're talking about

for the show. Now it's funny when I don't and it has to be explained to me, but I do go, you know what? I should just watch those videos. No, I think it's better when you don't because the average person doesn't and does not care. All right. So having to get you to care about it makes it a lot easier. Thanks for validating my latest. No, don't. Don't. And there's no reason to. Yeah. Like this is a, maybe I'll get into it later in the show, but I think it's fascinating just to watch somebody, it's satisfying to watch somebody consistently make the wrong decision.

Oh no. Like it's fun to play armchair quarterback and then see wrong decisions immediately result in consequences, that's satisfying. And it's also fascinating to watch and see like, why could you be making these choices, man? I guess if you can obviously see what somebody should do and they do something wrong

and you see the result right away, you're getting that instant feedback. Like, oh yeah, well, I knew that was gonna happen. Sometimes it takes a while for something to play out and you go, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, see that was wrong. But to get the instant feedback is gotta be kind of sad as fun. I mean, it was a good call in.

I got in there. I started ripping on her for, are you gonna play this? Are you? No, no, no, I think another guy who called in, I don't know if I'm gonna play it because people don't know what's going on. And I hate listening to Mumke's fiancee talk. She's just so obviously manipulative.

And it seems kind of an idiot. I know that she's young, but she seems so awkward. It's just too enraging to listen to her. I don't know. One of her... So he just retired. Yeah, he just retired. I might read that later, but I don't know.

I think I'm in a bad enough mood already. Let me see here. Push you over the edge. I'm going to play, I'm going to play a song and read some comments. I'm going to see if this dude, give Veronica in here. This is, this is Ethan Cantrell with Good Riddensmatics, Maddox Loss TDS parody.

By the way, did you, you know, Comic Con was this weekend, right? with good riddance maddox, Maddox lost TDS parody. By the way, did you, you know, Comic Con was this weekend, right? Yes. Yeah. I heard that someone from security went over and found another guy who was a dickhead in the exhibit hall.

Security asked him a couple questions because he took a picture of Maddox's booth and made a ton of it or something like that. Uh-huh. Why would he, how would security know that that was a big deal? Because he posted it right, he posted it right to Facebook, he posted it to the Facebook group and then Maddox must have found it and alerted and called the police. I'm being harassed.

Yeah. Somebody also went up and asked him to sign a Maddox lost banner. Yeah. Something like that. Oh my God. Yeah, I'm sure he did that, right? He didn't take it well. Here's Ethan Cantrell with Good Written. Maddox lost the TDS parody.

And then Bronco, do you want to get on? Do whatever I'm okay. Okay. It's time to celebrate this bad ex-lossed again. Here's your what about the fate, We'll soon come to an end. That's what you get for soon to gain a serious horse. To get your hands on 20 million coconuts You've made your bed now my innit

You fed the dog that bites Now watch us 53 dudes fuck your whore Jesus! That's a one morefoot-every-page of this bullshit You have become a piece of shit that has no class Take your apostrophysic and shove them up your ass Then grab a towel and the nearest garden hose Oh God. Oh God.

Oh God. Oh God. Just y'all could read those up in flames You know, back in the day, I used to think you were funny Fuck, a lot of us used to think you were funny You helped us your in an entire era of internet sad tires And now you've done gone and pissed it all away What? Because somebody fucked your ex girlfriend from 8 years ago Booo, fuck it, you You know what? Why don't you grab your flower bag and skip your crying ass all the way back to Utah?

Your bald head and cuck-tarded bitch. You were funny 20 years ago, what happened? What the fuck? Why did you have to become such a cuck? You gotta get it all out of the system. Yeah. With some vamping. Yeah.

The end. Right. Ethan. No, that's not it. You were the one who thought he'd be that. At the so one was true. The biggest problem in the universe was new. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh, very nice. Very, very nice. I'm gonna do that from now on. Anybody wants to show me anything? You're on the clock. Minimum wage, motherfucker. Gotcha. Put that at 15 bucks an hour. I're on the clock minimum wage motherfucker got you put that

at 15 bucks an hour I'm starting the clock now SNL skits you want to tell me about the news go how good you think your story is. Well cross our fingers and hope this area 51 guy calls in but he might have been nabbed by the FBI or the NSA or something I don't know. I can see myself oh this is cool. Oh yeah. It feels very official. No, I don't know. I can see myself, oh, this is cool. Oh yeah. This feels very official. No, I just need to kind of open up the cleaage. Perfect.

Where are you from? What in the hell is going on? Where do you think? It's your first guest. I'm always curious to hear people's assumptions. Well, the more... Heaven, the more you're here. The more you're here, straight from heaven.

Can I say this is the... The heaven of the Czech Republic, where all the women look like this. They're all beautiful gowns. Yeah. And at one day, I'm going to fake my own death and move there. That's always been my dream. Yeah, Eastern Europe somewhere. I'm thinking, but I don't know.

The more... Well, he just told you, but... Is it, oh, are you from the Czech Republic? Yeah, okay, that would I mean I would have guessed somewhere in Eastern Europe No, no, no, I heard it. I wasn't sure if he was telling the truth or not, but no, but it's all mixed You know my dad this Polish Irish my mom is from Slovakia So I was born in Czech Republic, but maybe I don't even have a chick blood So you know, well, you know you got to get Right. I got the DNA test, but it's all over. I'm even Jewish a little bit. So you just, you don't know.

I did that part of it. It's just one percent that I'm proud of with whatever. I'm proud to be just a European mixture. Me too. I got 2% on mine. And then I try of Jewish and then I Ashkenazi Jewish. Yeah, that Ashkenazi. That's where Jacobson comes from. So this is Ashkenazi.

That's Romanian, Romanian Jew, so, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers.

So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers.

So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfathers. So, my grandfam. That's the halahha today that we're in right now. Yeah. Yeah. OK. That doesn't sound right. Every day is the halahha today. We can just celebrate every day.

It's no problem. OK. And can you please know what halahha, whatever it was? Can you please tell your name to the people listening? Very clearly, I think it's a thought. So hello for those who are not watching the video and just hear my voice. My name is Veronica LaVary.

And yeah, I don't have a middle name, so it's just Veronica. Don't need one. God, that voice. It just gets in the way. Can you please tell her how to have that? Can you teach her how to have that accent? She has a beautiful American accent. So I will change a thing. Do you like the American accent? Do you like that in a guy? Sometimes. If he speaks with manners, yes. If he speaks like a ghetto person, no. Like a ghetto person, like swearing. Yeah, I don't like swearing. And overall, just like American,

that doesn't know how to behave and just act like a, like a gentleman with, you know, just like a nice, like a European man, but like. Well, I'm out. Oh, yeah. Man. You don't like a guy who like lifts all the time and doesn't do like that. I just talk nicely too.

You don't have to talk. Just, I don't know. I don't want to swear in this podcast too much, but you can. You don't talk shit too much. Just be nice. Yeah, well, and nicely. We have a virgin contest right now for guys who have never been laid of all ages,

like his young is 18 and his high is 30. Please, please, I've never fallen in love. Yeah. So you have any advice? It's a classy podcast for them. For them, yeah. I think I would like to judge that competition, but there's just, I mean, there's only one like that.

We like that. I don't know if you want to doubt that. There's a lot of them. Nothing that way. How are you, how are you going to judge a virgin contest? No, like, there's, there's, there's, see, classless, but gets left here. The laughter wins. Just from far away, like, yeah, from far away.

I don't want to be included in the contest just for clarification okay you mean like you like to resolve the end that's tell you the results all right and you've got some news for us yes thank you would you would you please would you please regale us with your I can't see that's what's going on with me today yeah I can't fucking I can't fucking talk So what do I need to do? Oh, you can just read them just read and then we'll comment on them So the first one here we have a head head line says pussy abuse and this is from the daily doc

It says popular twitch steamer Streamer no, it says steamer. Well, it's already we have Maybe see maybe it is like so this is grid news no the guy was so impressed with his own pond at the top that he just didn't bother spelling any of it correct lady just making a headline no so this is a popular twitch streamer elanity divine if I'm missing up her name correct me whatever it doesn't care no one cares about her it's facing criticism from animal rights advocates and Twitter users after throwing her cat over her shoulder and onto the ground during

live stream. I saw the video actually. What did you think? I saw it on Twitter. She just really grabbed her rights in front of a computer and really threw her back. It was too much. And then of course, now she's posting videos where, oh my god, love my kid, love my dog, but I feel like it's like a camouflage now. Now she's trying to look, oh my god, I'm such a pet lover. Don't catch like, don't they, I can't you do that with them?

Just throw them and then they always land in the right way. Yeah, it's your kid. Well, even with a strange kid, why would you do that to an animal? You don't know where she's gonna land. What if there's glass behind her, something she's gonna... For a buried landmine. Yeah.

I mean, I thought you'd do that to your own kids, though, you'd throw them up in the air, 10 to 20 feet, catch them usually. I don't even, so I don't know how to treat a kid, but I know how to treat my dog, and it's with respect, and just, you know, if he's in front of me, just take him nicely down, not to throw him away.

Did she do it just because he was walking on her video games? Wait, you're a cat? You're a pet walking around on video games. She's not using up her game. Yeah, well, that doesn't give her reason to throw her like that. Pause the game, maybe, or do something. Pause the camera. Mm, then, chuck it in the very back.

Yeah. Turn off the police, you know, vest cam or whatever and then do what you gotta do and then turn it back on. I just personally didn't like the video. Did the cat accept her apology? Right. I don't know if she has a Twitter.

She made a donation to her. I believe her as a kid in a pussy language. Okay, what's next? I don't know, Sean, I'm not. I thought cats just landed on their feet all the time. You throw them around, throw them off of buildings, stuff like that. A lot of the time they land fine. Yeah, not always, but they, yeah.

She didn't put a footage in after what happened to the cat. If she broke her legs or if she was fine and like a flake on her foot. Broke her legs. We're talking about it. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're not talking about the cat. It didn't get thrown off a building or anything.

They got thrown in the room. Off a chair. They fall. Wait a minute. Oh yeah. They fall off of shit all day every day. Maybe it's a clumsy one. Maybe it's the one that just does.

I don't know how I'm going to land. You know, she's the one. What if it was a man who jumped on her keyboard and stuff and she threw him over her shoulder? What would you think about that? Oh, she must be strong. Unless her man is like a little snowflake that you just ping.

I think the cat's gonna be okay. I've seen cats taking a fall, take a skill off of a lot higher than it should. Oh, but there is addition too. So this is not the full article, but it also mentioned that she how does it what is it exactly she did something to her cat where she put vodka in her mouth into her cat's mouth. So she.

I think she. I'm saying you're right. Yeah. She like had vodka in her mouth and put it in the cat's mouth. So she spit it in her cat's mouth. Okay. Sex with that cat. What's going on?

These two together, that's an abuse. If she did this in the past and she's just saying, oh, the comment was, oh, but this was just a year ago. Okay. Let me ask you something, Sean, please don't say anything. You did. I'm like, what's the shit? What would you think about someone who would smoke weed like out of a bong and then blow the smoke in a cat's face

so that it could get high too? And the cat would run from the other room in order to get high, because it knew the sound of the bong and it wanted to get high. If she can handle it, but again. That's okay. No, okay, but she asked for it if she went for the ball.

She's coming for it. Before the vodka, she never opened her mouth like, I gave me vodka. No, she opened her mouth like, I'm gonna get this. I thought it was a little much. Maybe a little beer. Yeah, crazy. A little beer in a dog. It's a little bit sweet.

I don't know. Maybe they call it cat beer maybe, but. Cat beer? Yeah. I think that they deserve to take a load on. Okay, what's the next one? Okay, so let's skip this one. Wait, which one? Well, there was a little addition to it, like people from PETA and the Saskatoon Society for the... Saskatoon. That's Canada, right? I don't think you're... Yeah because she's Canadian from what I noticed on Twitter for the prevention of cruelty of animals

SPC a tweet about it accident calling for the removal of divine from twitch and Now and you know, what do you call these quotes? Oh quote air quotes A formal cruelty Complained regarding this matter has been filled with our animal protection department and is currently under investigation This is Katyn SPCA wrote on Friday. Oh Well, and then many users share that they actually agree with PETA for once and started sharing other controversial clips from this Streamer. Yeah, I'm not gonna say steamer anymore. One of the old videos dredged up shows divine spitting vodka in her cat's mouth.

She, this is what I'm talking about. That's a little messed up. Spitting vodka. I don't know why you'd bother. And not like a weird thing to do. What do you think you're gonna get out of it? I understand if a man is doing it, I really don't understand if a woman is spitting vodka

in a cat's mouth. Yeah, I would guy be allowed. Not allowed. He'd just do something stupid like that because to make his buddies laugh. Yeah. But women can't be just as stupid as men. Well, even more so, I think.

Yes, but in different ways, sometimes in different ways as far as humor goes. Like, they can't drive. That's a big one. That's hilarious. And they vote for the wrong people. I can't vote for the driving. I'm not a good driver. Okay, what's next? Okay. Next one. That's hilarious. And they vote for the wrong people. I'm not a good driver. Okay, what's next? Okay. Next one.

So the next one. I'm going to have a heart attack if you leave your headphone cord where it is right now, too. I can't. I'm just going to say. What am I doing? You're not doing anything. Oh my God, I forgot to put on my heart rate monitor too for this. Thank God. Okay. Another headline is called the nutcracker. And this is from Yahoo UK. Could this mark the end of men's spreading question mark British student Laila Laura. Laura. She's 23 years old. Has won a national award for her chair design, which stops men from men spreading. The chair consists of two pieces of wood that are positioned inwardly to physically stop men

from spreading their legs by forcing their knees to touch. Yeah, they can just cut off their balls right away, like it's not even... Yeah, why not just cut off their balls? Yeah, just bring the chair that's already cut to your balls, then you can sit down that's Just put them in put them in leg irons. Why why build chairs? Have you seen this chair? No, I can picture it no problem No, let me bring it up. Are you bring it up?

Oh, she's a feminist too. That's no Surprise She might also another chair that Yeah, so this is what we've got here. We've got a, we've got an angry lesbian on the left. So she says on the woman's chair, which has peace of wood right in front of her crotch to encourage spreading of her legs, which is ridiculous.

Yeah, looks gross. She looks very uncomfortable. She looks like a, she looks like a dog pretending to sit on the couch. I think they told her shoulders, shoulders, shoulders, shoulders. We have to pull back one dog pretending to sit on the couch. I think they told the shoulders. Shoulders, shoulders. I love it. We have to pull back one side and then push forward the other as opposed to like you're

both. You know, another group is just inconveniencing people and taking up space. Do they, does she have room to put like her purse and her dog and all of her, all of the shit that women carry. She's a man now. she doesn't carry a purse. She's a man, she probably has a knife in her pockets. That's all she carries. Like this is just, you're making a guy of a man and a woman, a guy.

You don't. You don't agree with that? Hate it. This makes me angry. I don't like the feminist stuff. No, guys like this, like this guy who's, for some reason, he needs a skirt on. That's how you sit with a skirt. I do feel a little too, too,

just do do, but Larena is sitting there. This was the hardest $150 that this guy ever made. This model who posed for this shot, think just imagine that. He showed up, oh, we're gonna have use, you're gonna be the most effeminate male on the internet for the rest of your life sitting in this design of a chair that's meant to castrate you.

I don't think she thought it's gonna go viral like this. Maybe she just did like a little social media post didn't think much of it, but yeah, what kind of our direction they've been given for this face and the expression. Like, hey, please look like you never set on a worse piece of furniture or. Yeah, yeah, that's true. They've got a big dildo on it too for the guys.

And they don't show it in the picture. I was looking for the end of woman's chair. Why doesn't she has something to like, to make it like a fun chair, you know? What kind of a fun chair? She's like, puts more inches there to the face. What? You don't make a chair that's actually enjoyable for women. It's like puts more inches there to do with face. You don't make a chair that's actually enjoyable for women.

What do you mean? Just put like a wooden piece of dildo, whatever. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. She said it. Like a saddle horn, something they could hold and ride. Yeah. There would be more of a fun piece.

Like they put this piece of chunk there. Like it's what is it? Is it this big of a problem that men sitting in places with their knees spread is causing women this much distress that you design furniture around it? Like I understand the homeless architecture where they put bumps all over everything So homeless people can't sleep on it. But is there really, are we so crammed in like sardines that men are not allowed to, so what's breaking that big of a difference? Here's how stupid it is. Stand up, you bitch.

Where maybe this would be an idea that could be implemented would be on like public transportation, like the subway so you can get, that's what they put it. But it's like why would you even make a chair like that? That's obviously for like a private residence or like a restaurant dining table. You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm just gonna lay down now. Every time I get in the subway, I'm gonna lay down like a torpedo with my hands up. I'll lay all across the floor and pretend to run in a circle. Is this still gonna be called men's spreading or just... It's called being drunk. All right, what's the next? What's the next?

We'll never hear the end of this man spreading. No, never. Next headline is called Start Me Up. It's from the mirror. And it says, in the hopes of making sex with robots as lifelife, lifelike is possible. One sex sale company has launched a foreplay mode. I swear I heard robots.

They're having sex with robots now, shot. But that's how I, like, how would you say robot? No, I just, you think I got stuck on it. I never had sex with a robot. With a robot? Yeah. They got foreplay mode and everything. Yeah. It's not up to paddles. Yeah, that's why I'm banned from Disneyland and I guess the company it's called real botics and they

Sit you want more after some flirting move on to the four play mode and find out what the most pleases you and your partner So I guess this is supposed to teach you how To a four play mode on a robot. Well, you have sex with a robot to skip four play mode. No, but you need to get a little something in return. If you've ever played the dating simulators, this guy wrote a game. I know he listens to the show. It's called, oh, God, it's, where you like, you flirt with women by

choosing what to say and return to them. It's a game. Yeah, yeah, they're called dating simulators. So you have choices of, it would be a woman who looks exactly like you, but a cartoon. And then she says something and you say something and no matter what you pick, she always looks annoyed. It's very accurate simulator. And then she says something and you say something and no matter what you pick, she always looks annoyed. It's very accurate simulator.

But that's similar to my face. Yeah, but then you get to play a game. And depending on how it turned on, she is whatever you get things in the game. So I think they're trying to combine those two. OK. And if things go well into four play mode, the user is skinned in advance to the 6 mode with the robots.

Or else what? Or else. Or if he's going to look annoyed the whole time. Or else is it rape? Can you rape a robot? I don't know. This is actually a question to ponder on. Yeah. Okay. What's next in the sex row?

What do you think about sex robots? Not soon enough, right? Some company asked me to make like another robot, but like this whole like life like doll. Really? I'm really creeped out by that. What did they ask? Like if they make, if they can make a copy copy and if I want to like sell these dolls of me

Somewhere, like an percentage of it. I'm like, I don't an entire reply Yeah, like the fool body and I saw these girls. They ordered did it. It looks real. It's creepy. What's the name of the company? I was gonna say that. No, no, plus it will be a free marketing. So no, nobody paid me to say that anyway. But in general, it's so freaky. Imagine somebody has you in their closet. Yeah.

I'm not freaked out by that at all. I don't care. Weird. They want to go suck my fake dick. It doesn't matter to me at all. Go nuts. I mean, you feel it in your sleep. But wouldn't you rather have that than like somebody,

like if they were trying to build a replica of you after you leave today, like with like an amateur version, like cobbled together out of a store mannequin with a- They just even look good. They're like what they have to do. They're like the ninth crack. When you rather have the net crack. Would you rather have a professional one

than the amateur ones that are out there? No, one is enough. We don't need more Veronica's. Like one is good. That's good enough. Okay. We don't need any copies. This is what you have to do online

if you're a beautiful woman, Sean. You have to dodge offers to clone yourself as a masturbation aid. Sex dolls. It's just creepy. I don't know. I am amazed that some women do it, but I'm not judging. Do you know how much they pay? Not going to say.

Not going to say. Ballpark? Can you get 10,000 more than 10,000? Not going to say. It depends on sales. So you get a certain percentage. That's what they mention in the contract. Yeah, well, I would imagine that it would sell pretty well, I think.

Oh, would you buy one? My friend would definitely buy one. Your friend would buy one? Yeah, it's always the friend. I know a guy. Yeah. I don't know. I see all those love dolls.

They seem like fun, but the maintenance on them seems like a nightmare. They're like a cleaning. I can't even wash my car. I'm not washing a sex robot. I think maybe they have like a removable holes and you just you know, you clean all the holes. That's I don't want to disrespect women like that though. That's too much. Okay. What's the next? Okay. I think yeah, almost the last one. So this one is called Toilet Trees. This is from San Francisco Gate. One of the coast goes biggest sellers, surprise. Toilet paper is contributing to the destruction of Canada's great Boral Forest.

It's known to recent study. We're talking about this. Yeah. Toilet paper is a daily necessity, but most of us never give a thought to where it comes from. The Boral Forest is a vast landscape of Aspen, evergreen and birch trees covering more than a half of Canada.

But since 96, 22 million acres and area roughly the size of Indiana have been cut down to produce Virgin fiber pulp, the key ingredient in premium toilet paper and hen tissues. I think that's an ad. I bet that I 100% bet that's an ad for recycled toilet paper. Yeah. I don't buy it at all.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, we talked about toilet paper last week. It's probably why he put it in there. You're having a war on toilet paper. Why do they get the toilet paper from Kennedy and Trees, though? I don't think so. He gives it's American toilet paper.

Why don't you cut your own trees here? Well, I think they've got a lot of trees up there that are perfect for high-falutin toilet paper. But not enough people to use them, so I guess the... Well, yeah, yeah, Canada doesn't have a very large population compared to us. Maybe we just used the toilet way more. compared to us. And maybe we just used the toilet way more. Yeah, we do. Somebody wrote in, let me see this,

Tavvy wrote in, hey, correcting Sean about the toilet paper thing from the last episode. In the Middle East, they only use water to wash their asses, which is- Really no hand? I don't know. I'd be no hand. I knew somebody who lived there. That's the only reason I, he was in, I think he was lived in Saudi Arabia for a little while

with his, basically his mother drug him there. It was really, yeah, I was really fucked up. Yeah, I was like, because she got involved with a Saudi guy. No, he was talking about the, the hand. No, I mean, how did he get, what do you mean drug him there? Hold a C. Oh, he was like a eight, 10, something like that.

Wow. Yeah, I went up, he'll live over there., something like that. Wow. Yeah, I went over there. It was just, so we had no choice. Yeah. Should have blasted it away like that other dude called in. I don't know. Maybe it's not a custom. Maybe it's not everywhere, but there's the hand thing I didn't make up.

Let's put it that way. No, have you ever been to the Middle East? Okay. When I was in Abu Dhabi last year, they had these like pressure washer things next to every toilet. And at first, that's what I thought it was for, but I gave it a test squirt into the toilet to verify this and it came out like a fire hose.

I thought if I accidentally get one of my balls caught in this thing, I'm gonna lose it. But they have it all over even Europe, like the kind of like the Badu, and sometimes, or Badu, sometimes it comes with like extra hose. Yeah, that's gotten popular in like my house. It's amazing.

People love it so much. No, I, it's a great idea. I'm getting everybody, Badu's for Christmas. Every guy loves it from what I heard. So. I'll spend an hour in there. Now I got it, just playing with the knob. But do again.

Get out, then. It's a copy. Sitting on the bedo. Go in the yard, I'm playing. Well, you can get like a real hose and just, no, but there may be too much pressure. If a real hose into the bathroom, I'm gonna go through the window.

Have you no class? You sit on your video, why are you taking up the whole hose? Okay, last one. Last article. Where is the wall? This is from Washington Examiner. San Diego, California, the Trump administration has not installed a single mile of new wall

in a previously fenseless part of the US-Mexico border in the 30 months since President Trump assumed office. Despite his campaign promise to construct a big beautiful wall. Despite the lack of new barriers, Trump has applauded his administration for building more border wall. His 22 campaign has made the border wall his primary messaging. Trump's 2020 campaign debuted to slog and finished all at his first rally at 2019 in El Paso, Texas. Oh yeah. Would you think we're ever getting that wall? No, no, I don't think so. No, we are. I don't think we can don't think this was always the plan the whole time to save it for the second campaign.

The whole time. Yeah. Why would you give? Why would you give them what they want right away? Could you imagine how starts, it's going to fuck up so many people's lives that it will be on TV All like imagine imagine just the construction project of building a wall. Yeah Imagine how many people are going to be fucked up with the construction two terms. No, it will take it will take It will take 18 months to build but the amount of people's lives who are destroyed along that barrier will haunt Trump for hundreds of years. Like centuries, he'll be known as the guy who destroyed such and such town or whatever. There is no way he could have started it first term, just no way. So he's hedging his bets that he would be reelected.

Yeah, or else, but even the, even with the campaign promises before the election, well, he's still he's working on it. Okay. He's working on it. Okay. Thank you very much. Thank you so much for having me. Yeah.

Thank you. You've been banned from Instagram too, is that right? Band, blacklisted, whatever you call it. That's a goddamn crime. For good. Can't even make an account there. So you want to talk about the reasons at all? Or is that? I don't have any reason. No, because I'm sure it's an account there. So you want to talk about the reasons at all? Or is that I mean, I don't have any reason.

No, because I'm sure it's the terrible reason. Yeah. In a front to. And if I look at the old emails, I think it just said, your account has been permanently deleted. And that's it. That's what you get. I got never image reported in all these years,

never a problem and all of a sudden you can't even log in. So then even when you try different accounts, you still can log in and then they remove accounts with nothing on it. Just somebody who's disgruntled, maybe, who, I mean, yeah, because Bell Delphine got deleted, you remember the guy in the pub? I heard that last week about vaping her bath water.

Yeah, she got deleted because a bunch of angry dudes. Yeah, who are? Okay, sure. Chess, so, I don't know why they are so angry about hot chicks making money online Enough to report them. I understand I believe me I understand not liking them and feeling angry and resentful and bitter because they won't license their likeness for your sex robots Like I got it. Yeah, I got that part But to report them for it, so to remove them entirely.

Oh, I'm not saying. I'm not saying this. Whatever. Like anybody can report anyone, but for them to be able to remove it and just remove it from stupid reports like that. Like where do you get the reason to really remove it? Like oh she got more than 10 reports so we're gonna remove her for life. Like where? Yeah, and you don't Yeah. And you don't get notified at any point during the... And I never got a picture reported all these years. Like how is that even possible? And then when you look at the guidelines and you don't violate any of the guidelines. And you can't appeal to anyone?

I appeal. I got no response. Hmm. Have you told Trump about it? He's big on social media. We're not in touch. You're not in touch. You're not in touch. No, it would be nice to see what the hell happened because I'm just in a limbo because I got

no answers and this has been in February. So for me, it's just the itch that I don't know what happened. That's all I need to know. Like, what did I do wrong? Why didn't you tell me before even closing my account and even not letting me make an account? Yeah, how many followers did you have? I had like 317 at the time, but it was wrapped in a group. Where were you? 300 people? 300,000, 700,000. Yeah, that's a lot. 317,000, yeah. But it was growing. Like by now, I would be easily in a million because I saw that growth the past few months, it was

just, it was great. I thought, okay. I'm seeing some growth right now since you've been in the studio. I understand. No, that's an example of not a gentleman, right? We were talking about earlier. You're like a funny comment. Yeah.

Like funny comments. But yeah, I've been just focusing on the personal growth thing. Well you send me your pictures. I can post them to Instagram on my account. And you're going to get banned too. Even the hashtag Verona Coliver. It doesn't exist. Does it really?

Yeah. There's nothing. Can I test that? Yeah, test it. Okay, let's see if I can get my account banned right now. So basically a person like me just got erased from the social media. It's really good. It happens to him all the time.

Yeah. It happens to him all the time. But I don't talk shit about anybody. Yeah. Oh, what is that? I'm supposed to mean. That's a good smile. Oh, you're taking a picture.

I don't want to take a picture here. Wait, you don't? Well, I do, but no. Just a talk to her family. Just a talk to her family. Wait, it has to work. It needs to be nice. That's a great picture though.

Look at that. That's a no. Yeah, I don't mind it. You don't mind that? No. I'm going to test that hashtag. It's a very, very, very, very, very beautiful picture. Are you kidding me?

Gorgeous. I'm saving this picture on every device I have just in case one of them gets caught in a, in some kind of a catastrophe. And a combine harvester or something. Okay, for now. Veronica, how do you spell that? LAV-E-R-Y. Combine harvester or something. Okay. Aaron Anika, how do you spell that? LAV-E-R-Y. V-E-R-Y.

LAV-E-R-Y. I assume. Okay. There we go. War I can people find you. That's not Instagram. Well, right now, YouTube mostly. I've been posting videos every week about random stuff.

I have my website. I have Facebook, but again, Facebook. that's another whole story, so I had to start another page there too. But yeah, it's mostly my real Facebook profile where I post stories and then the YouTube channel and Twitter. Okay, well, what makes you last question? What makes you rage anything? You know what age I've become more, just like I don't get angry as much

So it's more pet peeves than really anger anger Yeah, I feel like I got the anger kind of out of my system. Oh that must feel amazing You put it on someone obvious got the anger out of your system put it on someone like Sean my ex is probably walking with my anger, but no pet peeves like, I don't know, when you finish your business in a bathroom and you don't have a toilet paper, like stuff like that really make me kind of annoyed because people before me, they could have noticed, like, hey, the next person is going to have a paper. You mean like in a house? Yeah, yeah, yeah, everywhere, like be kind of what in like the

airport, they're going to call maintenance to get you toilet paper. And that's why you expect it. No, but it's just that's such a stupid moment. I hate those moments. Like I'm done. I'm all just like I relieved. And there's no paper. Yeah. Number one or number two. Jesus. Yeah, number one or number two. Oh Jesus. Whatever relief either way like usually I need to be really like badly so I wouldn't get out of me. I'm like, this is so good. So I'm expecting like toilet paper.

toilet paper heavy show that we've been having for the long. Well, we're going to read comments and maybe talk to this area 51 guy. I feel free to stick around if you would like. I know you're very busy. You squeeze this into your schedule after a photo shoot or something like that. Yeah, I was running wild right here just to make it here. So thank you.

Thank you so much. Thank you for having me. So maybe next time. Thanks. Bye bye. All right. Jesus Christ. How many?

I know. Jesus Christ. I haven't behaved like that since I was 14. Oh. Oh. How many people do you think you're having car accidents right now after I posted that picture to Instagram loading it up? It's easy to, you can do Instagram with one hand,

but it's hard to do Instagram. You can do Instagram and drive with one hand, but it's hard to do Instagram beat off and drive at the same time. That's a tough one. You have to be fairly tall. Your femurs have to be long enough for your knees to reach the steering wheel.

Yes. Okay, here we go. This is by Greg sent this one. And so many, it's called completely right. Dick, you're completely right about privilege. So many listeners want to bitch and moan about you telling coach he's off base and who he is might have affected and his entire outlook on life, not realizing there are plenty of

people whose lives are completely backwards from the normalcy that the privileged take for granted, Sean. It's not big things like stores or groceries or cars. A lot of people struggle every day with even smaller things that are taken for granted. I'm not just talking about the time management, but even the act of writing things down in notebooks made for people who aren't like them without smudging their hands. Or even something as simple as cutting things with scissors. He's talking about lefties.

I'm talking about large cameras. I'm talking about large cameras. I totally agree with you on right privilege. Right people don't have any idea how hard it is being a lefty or what it's like to have an entire world designed around people who aren't like you. I'm glad I could shine some light onto the larger issue of right privacy. I think lefties are only about 10% of the population. So is there no right hand privilege?

Is that what people are going to tell me? Yeah, there's not, there's none. Um, Riyuno, Kingis. In the last episode, Dick and some listener was bitching about microwaves and how there's not a single good one. I present to you the official Dick show microwave, one dial for time, one dial for power. It even says TDS on it and see that.

Oh, I've never seen something so amazing. Thank you, Reno. Matt, hey, Sean and Dick, what makes me a rage? Chicks that literally drag you onto the dance floor. Cheers, Matt, hey, Sean and Dick, what makes me rage? Chicks that literally drag you onto the dance floor. Cheers, Matt, Jon, are you with him on this? Yeah, I mean, it's literally drag you onto the dance floor. I've been dragged onto the dance floor.

Yeah, good. I was talking, another coach story. I was talking a coach about, he asked me if I'd be interested in doing, or I'd be willing to go line dancing with him and his wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever, I don't care. Yeah, you know, she's really into it. She signed us up for this dance class.

I'm kind of dancing activity. And I just couldn't do it. Just couldn't do it. I couldn't, couldn't do it. You mean like ethically? I guess. And I thought, like I heard him do it. Just couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. You mean like ethically? I guess. Yeah. And I thought like I heard him saying it and I'm like, look, I'm not saying this about you,

but just in general, I know that guys will not do this, that there's a certain species of guy, a certain genus, a certain Pokemon of guy who will just not dance. Like that's his thing. That's part of his identity that he just doesn't dance. But for those guys, I promise you, me, not me personally, but someone like me will fuck your wife. That you are leaving a small ask, big reward. You are listening, you are leaving a small effort,

big reward meal on the table for somebody like me to swoop in with and take. There's some alcohol going on. Yeah, it's true. Oh, your man doesn't dance with you? Don't worry. I don't, would love to. Absolutely no problem.

It's just fun. It's just fun, girly shit, right? And honestly, they're thinking one minute. They don't even care how you dance. No. All they wanted, all they want to do is move around. Yeah. They don't, and they can't dance anyway. You ever watch a white woman dance? No rhythm is immune to them. Bout beats are bouncing off of them left and right. Elaine Bennis from Seinfeld. Gangly are m-failing around like a drunken slender man on the dance floor, not a single one of them knows how to dance or can Identify good dancing. You're no guys who just want to go dancing. No. Yeah. Oh, no, not if it's not to meet chicks. Yeah. Yeah That's something I do not identify with at all. No, but I know people who just they like to go dance

Probably some of them to meet chicks others. I'm just know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. two songs get out there. The very smallest thing you can do if you ever want to get your dick sucked again for the rest of your life. The very small effort of walking out onto a dance floor, moving like this for a little bit, and then going to get drunk, you will have carte bont, you will have an invincibility Mario star for whatever you want to do for a week and a half if you give her that one small thing

You idiot or don't or don't earn or don't pay for everything else pay for everything with money and Compliments like that like everybody else if you don't want that one small life hack to pay off for you Good for you. It's good advice. It's very expensive this taste of not dancing very expensive, this taste of not dancing. Very expensive. All right, let's see what else I got here. Dr. G.B. says, I was full mad, it's like this guy back in 2005, I was 20. My roommate at the time, two years younger,

took me aside after hearing one, too many of my forcefully delivered opinion pieces and told me very simply, look man, if you don't stop behaving like this, you will die alone. Good advice. Pretty sage for 18. Pretty sage for 18.

Let's see, I got some. I guess this guy's not calling in. Fuck. Yeah, I know. I really wanna talk to the area 51 guy. That's, he's here. Let me try to wrangle him. Get any Virgin updates or...

Yeah, I do. Yeah, I got a Virgin update from Fuckface Matt. Is he in here? Oh, Fuckface Matt. Yeah. I think we've gotten a couple of emails from Tyrone too, huh? Yeah, we have. I've been meaning to read them, but I just skipped over them.

You're also bothers me about the moon people. What's that? They want you to explain how they are wrong. Yeah, right. As opposed to extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Does it? I mean, they should be, I really need to see some facts and some logical connections here.

Well, I've got six things. I've got six pieces of evidence. We'll go watch. They're just shooting holes in the established pieces of evidence or trying to. It's nothing. They've got literally nothing on every single one. I know.

Well, look, this was, they're saying that they don't have the technology to do it now. Yeah, because they're not doing it. Like, they don't just keep, it's not a video game. They don't just keep shit in the garage until it's time to go to the moon again. There's a lot of pieces to it. Go do some, go do some work.

Fit, just pretend for a second that you're working for the other side. And trying to disprove you. Just give it a shot. Right. Step one, do everyone the courtesy of trying to prove yourself wrong and see how monumentally easy it is. Which is what you're supposed to do. Or shut up.

Yeah. Stop. Stop. Or stop talking. Yeah. There he is. All right, Matt, fuck face. You there? Yeah. Hey, what's up? I read your, I'm gonna read your version of it. Hey, what's up? Hey, you doing buddy? You were also the, uh, the, uh, the outside, uh, what's up? I read your, I'm gonna read your Virgin update. Hey, what's up? How you doing, buddy? You were also the, the outside court reporter, on-scene court reporter, hysterios extensions. Good, say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the clown,

you had the clown suit on, and you were, were you the one that was giving land out a degree for clown college? Clown law school. Okay, here's, I'm gonna read your Virgin update now. This one really, this one really hit me, right? Am I nuts? Oh, boy. Hey, here's I'm going to read your virgin update now. This one really, this one really hit me right in my nuts. Oh boy. Hey, Dick, minor update. Not really a big deal in general, but honestly, I'm pretty satisfied with myself. Matt for people who don't remember is

engaged in a three way raced with Tyrone. And, um, oh, God, how can I, like, the, I'm not going to go that way. A tray tray tray tray. It's because it's two teas. That's why I can't I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, and we have a decent rapport up until my friend, friend is in quotes because he proceeds to be a total dickwad for the rest of the night. Pulse me aside and is trying to get my attention to do some stupid retarded bullshit, like smash open this piñata full of meat and beans we brought, we bought. Meat and beans.

Oh man. It sounds like a... Yeah, so, yeah, well, just, yeah, just continue. meet and beans. Oh, it sounds like a bra. Yeah, well, just, yeah, just continue. What the hell is the pinnacle of meet and beans? Yeah, we were trying to get kicked out of this guy's house. So we were just going to act like total assholes the entire night. That was one of the things that we were going to do.

I realized halfway through that it wasn't really going to be that funny, but he was persistent about it. He's just, I realized halfway through that it wasn't really going to be that funny, but he was persistent about it. He's learning. But he's learning. I tell him to chill and give me a bit and then I'm trying to talk to this girl. He leaves 20 minutes later. I'm talking to this girl again and he fucking cut what were the cans situation of this girl that you're talking to?

They're pretty alright. Pretty on. It doesn't seem special, but she's pretty cute. All right. I'll take it talking to this girl Gini comes over and does it again. I say chill the F out, but he won't fucking drop it He pulls me aside and says bro. I know you're trying to get with her, but it isn't gonna happen You're just gonna fuck it up Okay, you always do

Yeah There is a decent possibility. There is a decent possibility. She heard. Wow. Yeah. That's fucked up on the highest level. Fucking live it. That is fucked up. Oh yeah. Do completely fucked up. Do what is, is your friend have, do you want to tell me your friend's name? I'll tell D'Address ex- Ah, exactly. No, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna call him out for it on here because it's just whatever but he's fucking cut I was so fucking mad at him honestly like what what the fuck dude Just because you are not getting laid right does not mean no one can get laid you mad

Sabotaging fuck well poisoning, who poisoning piece of shit? You're salting the earth, motherfucker. Just because you are not getting gratified at this very moment, does not mean you need to spoil it for everyone else. You entitled piece of shit. Fuck you. I don't know what the fucking problem was, but it was just,

I was just like, what the fuck is, like do you think I have no fucking self awareness at all? Like do you think I don't know that I'm kind of like, not awesome at this? But it's like, oh, what am I gonna do? Do what you do and just don't even fucking try? Like, and you know what? I go out of my fucking way to help wingman this dude,

all the fucking time. And it's always, anytime we're out, I'm always the one who has to go start of my fucking way to help wingman this dude all the fucking time and it's always any time we're out I'm always the one who has to go start conversations with chick not him because he never fucking does Just stop going out with this guy. You have the audacity to call me out But when like I'm the only one doing it fuck you dude stop go don't go anywhere with this guy anymore You hang out in the bucket with crabs and they will pull you down every fucking time. Every people you're around, if they're not trying to climb out of it themselves,

their only goal is to keep everybody else around them in the same misery that they are, because they know they're never gonna get any better. That is such bullshit. Needless to say, I was pretty pissed off at this point. You have all people know that once you get in a decent rapport with a girl, which rarely happens for me, it's an uphill battle to get back in the groove.

I took him out of earshot of her, or in loud drunk terms, me probably within earshot of her, and tore him a new asshole. My first response was, what the fuck? I never do this shit to you. Even when you strike out, trying to fuck fat hos, I always have your back. I never step on your toes when it looks like you're in

the gist of it. He isn't one to talk. He's also a virgin. Ah! Secondly, do you not think I have any, yeah, you said that. Do you not think I have any self-awareness? Yeah, I said I can't, yeah, you said that. Do you not think I have any self awareness? Yeah. I can't, I went into this part already.

But it's a total ass hat proceeds to get all mopey and sad and sulk for the rest of the night. Oh, just go home. Take your meat pinata. Yeah. Go play with your meat pinata. Yeah. Honestly, oh, man, until he eventually decides to leave the party and go for a walk. All of our other friends were all concerned

and worried about them. Oh, poor kid, I wonder what's wrong. This is usually the part where I would have to step in and chase after him, talk him down from a ledge. Nope. Are you fucking married to this guy? What in the know? It's fucking crazy.

This is a relationship. This is more, this is more caring than I put into my current relationship, but they won't man. Yeah. This is usually the part where I'd have to step in and chase at you out, or whatever, but I was not fucking having it.

Good. I'm not leaving the party for this shit. I'm supposed to leave the party to talk you down because you were being a cock sucker to me. What kind of clown world are we living in? He's subsequently apologized to me the day after, but I'm still pissed and I'd say rightfully so. I should have been in a really awful mood then. I, considering right beforehand, I had about eight other guys hovering around me all debating on exactly how short

I am. Yeah. Yeah. And that was that fuck to piss me off too is like oh I think five five or five four Five and like dude. What the like what is this? What what the fuck? Oh, yeah, what the fuck is a whipping boy for your your group of friends? What the fuck kind of dreams is this? They're they're also fucking honestly. I think I need new friends because he's fucking like they're even they're for fucking lame honestly new friends because he's fucking like they're they're they're fucking lame. Honestly, uh, like that's going to help my piss poor self confidence. Thanks guys. The girl was also talking to my other, uh, to my two other Chad friends all night. So I was already pretty not hopeful.

Pretty sure she asked for one gig a Chad pals snap chats. But he didn't use social media because he's too busy lifting studying to be a doctor, not even joking. All this shit of ruin my game, no, I don't think so because she got rejected, but I didn't let it. I'd like to think the fact that I was pretty drunk played a part, but overall pretty proud. I didn't let any of that shit sour in my mood. I kept talking to her all night, asked her about her tattoo and she said it was for her dad. I asked her about her dad and she said that her dad died

from cancer in 9-11. Oh, he got cancer in like the trade center. Oh, from the alley. Yeah. Wow, I was almost in that. Did I ever tell you that story? I was almost at both buildings. Yeah, okay.

And the parents got that. They're the rest of it. But I missed the flight. I missed the flight. Yeah. I overslept. I missed the flight. Yeah. I overslept. I missed the flight and then I was gonna get on another one. Wait, you're not, you're not my wallet.

You might be a wireless wallet. I'm not a percent serious. Why have I never heard this? You've never, I've never told you this, sir. No, I was, I don't think so. I've heard the what's his face. Seth McFarland, I was almost on all four flights. Oh, Jesus.

Okay. Jesus Christ. And I've receded to have a genuine nice conversation. almost on all four plates. Oh, Jesus. Okay. Jesus Christ. And I proceeded to have a genuine nice conversation with her about her dead parents. I was helping her look for her shoes later that night. Oh, wow. I managed to squeeze in a shoes compliment

just for you, Dick Buddy. Look for her. So she was pretty drunk too. Nice. I got her snap and her number before the night was out. Good. Oh, been talking to her a bit since then, and I haven't got left on red yet.

That means when they got the message and they don't respond, right? Yeah, pretty much. You got her snap and her number, how did you ask? Yes. I really don't remember this specifics, honestly. I think I literally just came out and asked for it. Good for you.

It's talking to her past week though, so. I haven't got left on red yet. This is usually the farthest I get, but I'll update you on anything else interesting. I know getting a girl's number isn't really a big deal. Of course, it's a big deal. Don't shit on your achievements. Plenty of people will do that for you, for free. But I'm honestly just proud of myself for pulling it off

despite the avalanche of horse shit. Yeah, you had an uphill battle going on there. Did you? Yeah. Did your grandma come in and have stories of you? Yeah. Yeah. I love running. Yeah. Kevin, tell, tell by the time that I shit my pants in third grade. Yeah. My, my mom loves telling the women, women, the story of the time a couple of movers mistook me for a little girl when I had a lot of that story. She loves telling it.

She really fucking loves telling it. That's why I tell her straight into the cloud, mom. You're not going into a home, I'm uploading your ass straight into the cloud. You can score. Taking your brain, digitizing it. I don't care if the technology's perfect. Digitizing you, putting you on a thumb drive, you're going straight into the fucking cloud. Start learning, start learning about crypto right now, because you're gonna need it.

Okay, so you're talking to her now and you haven't asked her out yet, is that right? No, I have not. When you do that. She's hoping you would tell her. Bang, so straight into the cloud. That's what I said to my mom. Yeah.

Oh yeah, you think that's funny, mom? That's the 21st century honeymoon, bang, so much, straight into the cloud. Okay, what were you saying? Would it be entertaining if I did it on the air? Yeah, what are you going to say? Is she listening? No, he's going to text.

No, she definitely. Yeah, I don't really know. I guess I was just going to ask her if she wanted to maybe go get pizza to some place in Dumbo sometime maybe. Perfect. Gevara date. Gevara day. Yeah. Do her a date, give her a day. Yeah.

Do it. Probably Friday, next Friday, yeah. Boom, all they love, they love time too. The next Friday, you know, week out, oh, yeah. She's gonna come her brains out. If I ever asked, if I ever told 80s girl I want to do something six days from now,

her head would explode. That's probably true. Yeah. Yeah, do it. Yeah, it's a good ice cream place over there too. It's just like ice cream, right? Oh my God, you're gonna give her all these details as well. It's an ice cream and make sure you're close to a bathroom after that combo. Yeah, ask her now. I'll answer.

And then we'll wait. We'll see if she responds. Oh, Sean, I'm gonna get this motherfucker late. Yeah, good Did you ask her fuck face? I'm texting her right now. Okay, what do you read us the text when you're done composing it? You know, it's every man is like a Mozart with his last symphony when it comes to the text asking a woman out Well, but even sometimes you need an arranger, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make it would make it better.

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We're giving you big, big energy right now. I think you should just go for like a really, really simple like, hey, what you just want to try out to play a screenplay next week. No, you what you just want to try out this ice cream place next week. No, you're going to have to be more direct than that. You say her name. Hey, Blank, I really like to, I'd really like to take out for pizza this Friday. I'd really like to take you out for pizza this Friday

and maybe grab some ice cream afterwards. It's if you put one as a definite and give a choice on the other, it makes people more likely. They already see the first as being sold. Do you understand what I mean? If you give them a choice on, on a second thing, they will already consider the first thing something that they've committed to. Stacey, so I'd really like to take you out for pizza.

You can be, be honest, be open, be vulnerable. I'd really like to take you out for pizza on Friday and maybe get some ice cream afterwards. What do you think of that? No, it's perfect. Okay. People are going fuck face, fuck face, fuck. Yeah, there you go.

Now you got some people on your side. Yeah, that's shit. That really fucking tearing down of the self-confidence, just because you don't have the balls to do it, or you're more preoccupied with your meat-filled, stupid ass pain. He's so stupid. It wasn't even that funny.

What's your fucking problem? Grow up. Grow the fuck up. You know how many times in your life that you get to just hang out with chicks who got nothing to do But hang out and party with you that drops off a cliff But the availability of meat pinatas and fucking with them is eternal You're gonna have plenty of time to fuck around with your meat pinata

That's what I was thinking. I'm like dude. I'm all for doing retarded stupid shit But like I could do retarded stupid shit all fucking day, because I have nothing better to do. But like there are girls here, I'm talking to one, it's going well. Why don't you not fuck this up for me, you cut. And his mission for the evening was to get kicked out of a party. Yeah. Error of the rice. Don't pray, this, you know, he preemptively sabotages shit because he's insecure about

it, right? Like he's, you know, as you'll get rejected, so he preemptively wants to fuck up his hands. Yeah. Mystery loves company. Yeah. Simple as that. This is self-actualizing failure.

Do you send it? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to mute you. And if she responds, give me an urgent, urgent breakthrough. And we'll break into whatever we're talking about. We'll do, we'll do. Okay, good luck.

My beautiful boy. What is she gonna do to him, Sean? Is she gonna break his heart, do you think? What do you think? I don't know. I don't know what their past conversations have been like. Oh, what do they ever like? I don't, you know, nothing.

They're about nothing. Okay, I've got some more advice. This is from Saucy, Sylvia. Hey, Dick, I know you get a lot of emails, so I'll keep it short in case you do see this. I fucked up, I guess, Scott, Reverend Scott said I gave some bad advice last week, telling that guy to take his kid and leave the whale.

Oh, yeah, I mean. He said, don't even know where to start the mapping. Well, you know, yeah, okay. I didn't think about that. No, I thought about it. Yeah. I mean, what's she going to do? I mean, yeah, it doesn't on Warcraft all day. It doesn't matter if it's fucking prove it, bitch, your own kid. I mean, he, she has custody apparently, right? Well, no, he's still lives there, right? He still lives there. Oh, Christ. Saucy Sylvia, I fucked up real bad and got arrested for a DUI. Not only that, they charged me for possessing weed

and some prescription pills. I'm not asking for legal advice since I'm fully prepared to whore myself out to get a good attorney. I guess what I'm asking is for you and Sean to talk about DUIs. I don't know anyone personally who has experienced this shit. And the people I have told

keep saying it's not a big deal. This happens to everyone. Well, fuck them. They're not the ones who had to spend nine hours in a holding cell. I have to thread of jail. You know, the only tip I learned on with DUIs is that you can sign your own book. Like, you got to go to, you got to go to AA. Yeah, like they're court mandated, right? Right? Which, how does that affect the people who are actually there because they're alcoholics? Like you, that's the worst time to be there and they're just kind of coming in on the sending because they have to be there, not respecting it at all, probably not alcoholics. Because everybody was out, everybody is out driving drunk all the time and the enforcement of it is near zero.

Like if it's a crime that's not being enforced, it's not a crime. There are certainly people who don't have an alcohol problem, who have driven with, who have been at a party, got a little away from them and they made a bad decision and they have certainly, yeah. People, most people, especially in a driving city like Los Angeles, there are pretty much everybody who consumes alcohol has probably gotten behind the wheel in a state that they should not have been behind the wheel in.

Oh yeah. The only thing I've ever learned from it is that you can sign the book yourself. Oh. Like you, because they make you go to those classes and you gotta get it signed every time. You just get it signed by a couple of different instructors and then copy the signature a bunch of times.

And they never follow up on it. Okay, let's talk to nerds and paradise. I'm gonna get your, hello, do you all want to be there? Can you hear me? Yes, I can. Let me find your. All right.

Can I do loud? No, you're fine. I can adjust you here. I can adjust you here. Okay. You sound good. Okay, I'm gonna read.. Oh, great. I think you're so bad. I'm too loud. No, you're fine. I can adjust you here. You sound good. Okay. I'm going to read.

Hi, guys. Hi. Hi. Sorry. I suck at new technology stuff. Don't say that. You're doing great so far. Boy, you should, you're head and shoulders above a lot of people.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's nice. So, um, should I don't know if you remember sure, I don't know if you remember me. I don't know if Dick remembers me, but I gave you guys knitted cows at your road raid Vegas show. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

That's me. Oh, nice to talk with you. I love those. It looks amazing on 80s girl too, by the way. For like you. Yeah. They're like little. As long as somebody gets some of you sad

of it, I'm happy. Here's what you sent me, a quick rundown on the racist knitting. And you know what's weird? After you sent this to me, I think like a week or two ago. Racist knitting? Yes, it's something to say the word knitter. I'm a knitter.

And crazy shit has been happening in the knitting world that I thought you guys would find interesting. I think I did. It's a trash fire everywhere. It could just KO dick. I'm sorry. It was so, it was just the lowest hanging fruit in there. Yeah.

So I put a small timeline together dick. If you want me just to tell you what's been going on. Yeah, but wait a minute. Correct me if I'm wrong, but there was like a knitting controversy two weeks ago From from one of the big knitting websites, right? Yes, Ravlery. That's the Ravlery. Yeah, Ravlery. That was it and I saw that and I'm like no fucking away. That's what that's what Nerni Paradise said Yeah, so I'm gonna give you just a quick rundown because it explains why what happened at Ravallery happened. Okay.

So I've been in East since 2009. Okay. 10 years. And until 2016 and the whole Trump thing, I'm a libertarian so I don't really care what people think about Trump, but until that point it was just knitting like it should be. I made something cool. Let me show it to you. And then the pussy hats started.

Those had to be knitted, right? Yes. So all of these liberal people, all of these liberal women feminists decided, hey, I need to learn how to knit because I have to make this cool pussy hat and walk down the street in it. Well, it's a very hipster thing to do in Los Angeles. They're horrible. They're ugly. I hate them. Yeah. My sister picked up knitting. I and later night I threw all of her stuff into the garbage. Yeah. You're not getting into this. Yeah. So, so that's what started turning knitting from just a fun thing that people do into a very liberal-minded thing. Yeah. And maybe a political statement. Very, very political. And in January of this year, there's a woman named Karen Templer,

and she owns a very popular knitting bag company. She makes like the Birken bag of knitting. It's like the number one thing. And she wrote a blog post about how excited she was to go to India this year, that she was craving color and she had always wanted to go to India and that getting to go to India was like getting to take a rocket to the moon because she never thought that she would get to go.

And as soon as that blog post was put up because she's white, you are a horrible, nasty, disgusting, racist person. You're saying that Indian people are from Mars, that they're aliens, that you can just go and take their culture. You're saying that because you don't have any color, you have to go take their color. Can you imagine? These people are exist and they're serious. Well, it's so funny to me because it's a community

where there's no men. I mean, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know how to do that. But they're mostly gay men. Yeah. So, they're not, they're not cis men. I got, like, I don't know. They're not, no one like me is admitting.

So, I'm imagining the kind of shit that gets, that they pull at a knitting convention. I know. So, when this happens in January, imagining the kind of shit that gets up that they pull at a knitting convention. I know. So when this happens in January and people are all upset at her, she does the exact thing that you should never do in this situation and apologize it. She says, it doesn't matter that's not how I intended it. I am a horrible white person for writing this post and not thinking twice about what I said.

Yeah. What did you read the post verbatim? No, that was me paraphrasing it because it's about 900 words long. Oh yeah. Oh, right. It's huge. So, this spirals across Instagram, across Ravallery, There are a lot of really popular knitting podcasts on YouTube, because it's easier when you have video

to show people the crap that you're making. And anybody who isn't fast enough to say, yes, we have a problem with racism and knitting, gets decried everywhere. They're horrible. They're disgusting. But hell is wrong with people. It's a real hard, it's you. And even people who step up like there's a very progressive woman named Kristi glass

She put this big Instagram post about how she loves all of her by POC makers You know a BIPOC stands for no do not. It's black indigenous people of color. So she goes crazy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Can I ask you? Do they knit? Do they knit in Africa?

Like, don't you only need to knit where it's cold? No, no, you can't anywhere because you can make almost anything out of knitting. You can make baskets, you can make sandals. Yeah, knitting is the technique. I think it's the technique. As opposed to weaving or. All right. Yeah, so you can knit anywhere.

And I mean, and up into this point, I didn't give a shit. So there are no reason to have a guy. All that matters is if you make something that looks cool, but anyway. So, Christy Glass makes this big, big post about how she loves all of these bi-poC people that she's knit these things designed by them and she used yarn that was dyed by somebody. Oh my God, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm breaking news. I have breaking news. Please, you have to stay on the line, but I have to get Admiral fuck face in here. Yeah. Okay. Wait, uh, fuck face. Are you there? Yeah. What's up? Okay.

What do you mean? What's up? I just read in the chat. I don't know. I didn't check a yet. I'm too fucking nervous. Oh my God. I just got a response and he hasn't opened it yet. Yeah. Okay. Okay.. Okay, do you have your Coke plan? If it's a no, do you know what, are you gonna watch fried green tomatoes and eat a tub of ice cream all night? Are you gonna purchase a special dick show shirt? Yeah, have it on, have it open.

Yeah, I'm gonna buy the special dick show shirt and enough alcohol to get the job done. Oh, Jesus. All right, I've been trying to buy enough alcohol to get the job done. Oh, Jesus. All right. You're gonna need, I've been trying to buy enough alcohol to get the job done for a long time. I think you're gonna need more than that. Yeah, more difficult than you think.

Okay, open it, open it. All right, and read it. Let's see, she says, that sounds really fun, but I think, but I'm starting this new family this week because she's maybe sitting and I don't know my hours yet. So, okay. Okay.

Well, shut. All right, that doesn't sound like a lie to me. That doesn't sound like a lie, but she didn't give an alternative day. No, that's a bad sign. Yeah. Well, but she's starting a new family. I would think that that would go. Okay. conceivably depending on what they do, right? They're, yeah. Women are not, women cannot think past the one thing that they have to do. I have found.

So he needs to give, he needs to follow up. Yeah, I mean, I get at this point just what about Saturday then. I don't yeah What's what's the response for this? What's the I mean if she doesn't want to date you why the fuck do you want to talk do you want to talk to her anymore? I'm not say that you will cut your tits off or anything of the sort Yeah, I would say just what about what about Saturday. What do you think honey? What do you thumbs up thumbs down? Not a good sign is it not great, but I'm right about how old is she? It's not unknown She's my That sounds fun

She said that sounds really fun. Oh, did she right? Yeah, That sounds really fun, but I'm starting a new family this week and I don't know my hours yet. You know what? You say, let me know when you got your hours. That's it. Don't just start throwing out days. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Let me know when you get your hours.

Yeah. Okay. There you go. Let me know when you get your hours and that's it. Maybe we'll have enough. Okay, next week. All right, well, I'm sorry that you didn't get an instant to instant win, buddy. But you're not out, you're not out though. You're not left on red yet.

Yeah, sucks. All right, well, get back to that outcome. Break back in if you response to that one that you're gonna send, right? Well, I'm gonna let it let us know if that's good. Yeah, that's what I mean. Tell her to let you know in the hours. All right, man, get out of here.

So yeah. Oh, I sound sad. I would be too. Well, that's the worst part about, that is easily the worst part about dating. That, oh, just fucking tell me, just let me know know come on. Okay Nerds and paradise you still there. Okay. Yeah, I'm here

What do you think do you think that's bad? Yeah? We'll take him knitting. You know that is a good way to meet chicks It really is because if you know anybody if you know a group of women in their 20s to 30s At least half of them are probably knitters at this stage in the game. It's really popular right now It is yeah, it has been for a while in in Southern California in the hipstrires I've seen it for years probably 10 years. We should go into one of these knitting conventions Serious throwing our dicks around Oh, no, no man, that. People would fawn all over you.

Oh, it's such a nice color, really. Yeah, you could totally get a girl and a knitting convention. Yeah. So, what is it? What's happening in the knitting world now? All right, so I'll kind of speed forward a little bit. So in January, there was this big push about that all white knitters are horrible. Yeah. That we don't treat black knitters equitably and we should give all the black knitters our money.

One in the mother fuck, man. It's just hard. It's just hard and simple. It's hard. But so many people made this big deal. I'm only going to buy yarn from black diars. I'm only going to buy designs that were designed by people of color. What the fuck?

It's the yarn. It doesn't matter. So anyway. That's some of the most racist shit I've ever heard. So but things calm down a little bit. Everything's fine. And then the day after road raid Vegas, I wake up, I'm really still out of it.

I pick up my Instagram and see that Ravelry has made a new policy change. So I'm gonna explain Ravelry a little bit for anybody who doesn't know what it is. It is the biggest knitting, crocheting, weaving social media site. It had up until June 23rd, over 8 million registered users.

I would go on there all the time, it had forums, it had patterns, you could buy shit. And on June 23rd, they made a new policy that says do not post in support of Trump or his administration. And if I can just read this policy, it's not terribly long. It says we are banning support of Donald Trump and his administration on robbery. Okay. This includes support in the form of forum posts, projects, patterns, profiles, and all other content. Note that your project data will never be deleted. We will never delete your Ravari project data for any reason, and if a project needs to be removed

from the site, we'll make sure that you still have access to your data. But can you ship on the administration for any reason? Yeah, can you do it Trump stocks? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. Even if you're permanently banned from ravioli, you still be able to access any of your pattern. We cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy. Here's the best sentence in the whole policy. Support of the Trump administration

is undeniably support for white supremacists. Oh, sure, yeah. Have the country's a white supremacist, John. Exactly. So they updated their community guidelines. We're gonna be left. Yeah, you can still participate if you do support the Trump administration.

You just can't talk about it here. We're definitely not banning conservative politics, hate, grish, and intolerance. How is that not a ban on conservative politics? He's a Republican president. How the hell is that not a ban? Uh-huh. So the next one, I find very interesting, it says, do not try to weaponize this policy by entrapping people who do support the Trump administration into voicing their support.

So you can poke in pro people until you'd not try to do it, but you can. Yeah. So, so it's insane. I haven't gotten over that first statement about going to India. Yeah. Yeah. So so it's insane. I haven't gotten over that first statement about going to India. Yeah. Yeah. So the thing is most of the patterns on Ravelry that were pro Trump were things like make America great again hats or Trump 2020 scarves and stuff like that. It wasn't anything like super radical right. Yeah. But there are over 20 patterns that say, fuck Trump. There are Trump voodoo dolls. There's a Trump baby balloon, Amy Gurumi. And people ask the administration at Rallery, well, are you going to take these designs down then too?

Because they're definitely hate speech. No, they're fine. It's only supportive projects and supportive forum posts that are banned. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, so a lot of people left. A lot of people left. I left.

I downloaded all my patterns and said, fuck you and left. But if you care about free speech at all, you gotta get the fuck out of there. You just do. Yeah. It's absolutely frightening, things like that. It is really frightening. And the scary thing is, even though that happened June 23rd,

persecution of people who haven't come out and said that they stand with rivalry or that they're leaving rivalry is still going to. Yeah, our game should not do. Sure. that they stand with Ravelry or that they're leaving Ravelry. Yeah, I don't care. I don't care. Sure. There was one popular in the dire made a post that simply said, I think that we're all created equal and I don't think anybody's right to be in French.

That's all she said. And she got over 1500 comments on Instagram calling her a Nazi and a white supremacist. And that she was, she's German, she moved here from Germany, and that she should go back to Germany because that's where people like her belong. I don't know. I don't even know what to do anymore.

No, I don't know what to say. It's a sanity. They do this every time there's a Republican president. That's where I'm just gonna keep telling myself. This is what happens every time. It happens in Bush. It happens in Reagan. It happens in Bush. It happens in Reagan. It happens in Nixon.

It happens every time there's a Republican president because there's so many, because that's what they do. There's so many people. There's so many people on the left who are who are insane to this degree, to make everything about white supremacy. That's all they're doing. It just drives me crazy because it's knitting. I shouldn't have to put up with this shit.

It's just knitting. It's just knitting. You're the most to put up with this shit. It's it's just knitting What else do you have Sean? What do you have that's not made by black people? Can you point there's gonna they're gonna send a squad to your house? All right, what if you what do you have this made by black people here? What do you have? Where's this TV made black people made this TV? Where's that shirt? The black person make that shirt? I don't know where they are and come from. Yeah. Fucking stupid. The most recent thing I've got one more story

because this just happened in the last week. All right, what is it? What's the one? It's the one that I texted you about last. There was a very popular gay knitter and his handle was the sock magician and he went to all sorts of conventions and things like that. And he posted on Instagram because that's where

all of this crazy shit happens about how, yeah, we all have differing ideas about this. And we definitely should talk about it because nobody should feel marginalized, but we shouldn't just come right off the bat and call someone to not see without justification. That's basically what he said. Oh yeah, I bet that went very well.

For that so. Oh yes, it went very, very well to the point where he is. Why is he trying to explain this shit? Like how can someone be that naive and think that they're talking to reasonable people? Well, that's not how you might have to do what he did once and then you go, oh, oh, you're, you're insane. Yeah. Oh, I gave you, I gave way too much credit here. Here's the hard guy and probably thought

that other people are open to a reasonable argument. Yeah, they're not. He felt, and this is my conjecture just from reading through all of the things that he said and the things that have happened, is that since he is also part of a quote unquote marginalized being gay and HIV positive that people was listened to the things that he said. No, no, no, all the 23 year old white women, white straight women, no better. Oh yeah. So when that didn't happen and people told him that he was a racist, he said, well, I can't be racist because I'm in a marginal group too.

Which of course, I mean, things explode. Okay. Well, he's wrong on that. He can be, he can be a bigot, he can be a racist, he can be, yeah, it does not matter where you come from. It's right. So he got into it to the point where he was admitted to the hospital and on suicide watch.

Okay. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So that's the kind of person this guy is. You got a real bad case of Hispanic panic. His favorite Megan Fawn of the line. The last thing that happened though,

is he got released from the hospital. And last weekend he went to a yarn convention in England that he had already signed a contract for. And he was supposed to do a class at. He had a booth, he was gonna sign books. And a black knitter person of color came over to his booth and got in his space and basically told him, well, you're a horrible racist and you didn't directly talk to me, but you caused me harm. And what are you going to do about E to admit that you're a horrible person?

Right, right. And he allegedly, he physically assaulted her, but there's no videos of this, which is weird, because every knitter has a phone for Instagram, and you would think being surrounded by nitters, there would be a video of him physically attacking someone. They're frozen their hands. They have like the little fucking needle. They don't want to get HIV from. Who knows?

Thank you, Amanda. That's fucked. The knitting world is completely fucked. Who knows? There's a current thing going around this week that all white I, it's fucked. The knitting world is completely fucked. Who would have? There's a current thing going around this week that all white meters need to come up and admit their white fragility. Well, don't give it into it.

Oh, no, I don't give a shit. They give my ass. Yeah, they're fucking stupid. All right, and you can't fix it. Fix it. You can't fix it. You can't fix it. You can't fix it.

You just can't. You can't fix it. All right, I gotta get, I gotta get, I gotta get through a lot of these guys here today. But thank you, thank you for telling me. You can't fix it. You can't fix it. You can't fix it. You just can't. You can't fix it. I got to get through a lot of these guys here today, but thank you. Thank you for telling me. See you in a lot. I'll talk to you guys later. Bye.

Bye, everybody. Knitting Sean. Jesus Christ. Some cutthroat shit in the world of knitting. You know Veronica's a playmate. Is that right? That's right. What?

What are you laughing at? That's the tone that you used to say that in. Is that right? It's a very developed tone. Yeah. Is that right? Is that right? Guy will say a lot in one sentence.

Is that right? Yeah, that is. Got some serious Googling to do. You know what else? Here's something else that makes me rage about the moon people. Okay. There were like tens of thousands of people, there's thousands of people working on the Apollo program.

Oh no. So what did they all, not only was there tens of, not only was there tens of thousands of people working on it ignore the science the Van Allen Radio the Valin Allen belts are made of pure poison yeah like a fucking Mario game. Yeah. Yeah, not only were thousands of people working on it that had to work in conjunction that had to work in unison to make this happen Not only were thousands of people working on it for the bad guys who would make some serious propaganda gains if they busted us for fucking around, which they could have easily done because they had comparable technology to us, if just not slightly worse. Not only

does all of that, not only is all of that absolute, but the only motive those dummies can give for why NASA would, and why the government would have done this is to win the Cold War, which was a hoax. The entire premise of the Cold War is the hoax. There was no competition. They were fucking starving over there. Communism didn't work at all. Just two stupid governments having a pissing contest. That part was the hoax. It never needed to be done in the first place. They didn't develop any nuclear technology. We just gave it to them. Somebody wore a fuck a Berkeley student,

walked from Los Alamos with the research into the Soviet embassy and said, here you go. There you go. There was no war at all, ever, ever. That is the part that was a hoax. You idiots. Okay. This is called Straight Pride

from the Hard Men Working Hard. Here you go. I'm a straight guy, another straight pride, Don't wanna thick, warm dick in my backside, I like straight times, like grilling with the guys, And cracking up in a coin, And this is your shit, a desire, I't wanna thick, warm dick in my backside I like straight times, like grilling with the guys And cracking up in a coin, it's your shit, a desire, I love that Straight shit, like dancing to the beat When I'm top, I sit the club in the summer heat I love the straight songs, by my boy Yolk and John

I playin' when I'm makin' love, baby, y'all not long Cause I'm a straight man, and I got straight friends No one to take sin' a fair, I'm with that straight plans We got straight parties, like it in Biscuits Suggies Lather on that sauce So one I did my body And body building here That's so good

And they just look really good now I'm not Going heaven's rare as sad Cause what me under the rack Hey check my glutes But there's nothing gay about that And I never imagined that you got a mess Rob you up

For some amateur wrestling After the pump Lemme oil your thighs And then I rub to match And know a club A week in Goa spiral, not till a shot Then it's back to mind Lost someone, no one time

Check out my meet I'm cooking noodle up tonight You were couple of hot dogs And a couple of bruises A recipe for messy guinea-tower Like I'd have a chew Come on and fill the up I never spill a drop

I wanna taste your cocktail Broken lousin hot I can put my heart Drop it out, I never wanna stop Keep on eating till I pop Then it's time to stop But it's up to you if you want to taste too We got nothing to prove, we got nothing to lose

As fun take your time, we're just to straight guys Ever straight in the light, straight guys Who sometimes, I'm just straight guy Live in a straight line I'm now proud and I ain't never gonna high-eign We're just straight guys Having a straight time Before you come I need to know if you got straight prime

Straight pride? Oh yeah, I got it And I'm coming out and style from the straight closet Fought so long my straight roots have gone unwanted Let me drink up all your strainers from your straight faucet If you got straight pride, then I'm biased side All the colors of the straight flag are flying high Fuck what they say, I ain't living the life

Straight life bitch, yeah until the day I die If you have a straight guy, then as your time Every straightie grab your lady, look her in the eyes I tell her baby, you're so straight, I wanna cry And kiss her like you kiss your bro, hey, there's no more right move She's wearing a cape, she doesn't mean some not gay Why would she think I'm gay? I swear I'm not gay, you're like fucking women

Yeah, pussy is what I say You're not fucking a two, but in the straight way I want pussy, I want pussy, I want pussy, I want calm When I'm into saying pussy, I want pussy in my bum Where I mean my bum, my man in my bum I watch your rock, card, pussy squirting, I'm my top I wonder if you just love your cheek when you kiss Someone I can take a meet from behind

Slides of pussy, Democrat, I want a thing're just not the love you cheek when you kiss someone I can take a meet from behind sludge a pussy Democrat, I wonder if you're only waiting to sit down deep, I've never felt a pussy like a color cat believe it Cause I'm just a straight guy, I'm not proud and I ain't never gonna hide I'm just a straight guy, I've been a straight guy's having a straight time Before you come If you got straight prime Just a straight guy I got a little straight prime I know it's hard, but I can always be a straight guy

Will you come with me? Keep me walking out the late night Don't be afraid everybody everybody always tries their best to tell you How do they do this? They're all really good and they collaborate really well They do They're like one guy They're like a band

They're like a more than that They're like a leg. They're like a band. They're like a they're more than that. They're like lovers In a very straight. That's straight. No. Oh, then a gateway. Okay Oh Great oh beautiful. I see fuckface beating himself up in the discord Oh, lock that shit down fuckface. You better lock that shit down. That happens. That fucking happens, man. Do you know how many times all of it get back in here? I gotta yell at him again. Oh no. Get back in here.

Fuck face. Fuck face you there. Yeah, yeah. Hey, you better, you better buck up, man. You did it. You did good. Small wins are good. You did it.

Yes. You did it. Small wins are good. You did it. You did it. You did it. That horrible feeling that you had, you overcame it and it will hurt last the next time. Yeah. Failing will never feel good. What you just say, no. No, she just said, I don't know my schedule.

Oh, we're still in the same thing. We're still in the same thing. You had a live in limbo, motherfucker. Yeah. Buck up. Buck up. Buck up, son. All right. All right.

Yeah, you're fine. It's too sad. It's too sad. Let's get OJ. It's not a no. That's not a no. Let's get OJ. And, hey, OJ, you there?

Hey, what's going on? Hey, what's going on, man? So you called into the Ralph or Tord after I did to talk to Lou. Yeah, unfortunately I did. Yeah, there's something. Oh, I know what you was saying was really aggravating me. So I felt like I had to say something.

Yeah. So Lou, a fix your gate or something. I think it's cutting you off. Lou is mumkees fiancee. Or remember, we talked about her a bit last week, but OJ, who's, listen to this show has a bit of week, but OJ who's listened to this show Has a bit of a history with the Lou that I thought was interesting and he told an interesting story on the Ralph or Tord when he was talking to her Do you want to give us the short the cliff notes version of that OJ?

Yeah, I mean she Lou is responsible for it sounds like getting a bunch of like 15 year old furries to target your job and call your job and it sounded to me him. Yeah, it sounded to me like Lou, Munkie's fiance was on Ralph's show trying to imply that you basically date raped a woman or raped a woman. Is that accurate? Yeah, I mean, the story seems to change every time she tells the most reason when I heard is that I'm like a Bill Cosby dropping pills and people's drinks and waiting for them

to pass out. Yeah. And because I'm Bill Cosby, they need to do elite hacking services for free. Okay. Yeah. And who's they? Listen, the person, let let's see there was one guy that L. Pupp or Ben Garrison did nothing wrong to under the impression he was an elite Ford Chan hacker and

Another character who I'm not sure if it's actually their name. They probably contact me on an alt. Yeah We know L. Pupp L. Pupp's responsible for the rap list for the show. Oh So what have they done to your job? Well, we know L-POP. L-POP's responsible for the rap list for the show. Oh, is that a character? Yeah. So, what have they done to your job? With the job, let's see. Well, apparently, well, not apparently, they are the part of this group called the furry raiders, which is the alt-firm led by a guy named Foxler, who is a alleged pedophile who has a sort of a Nazi-armed bank kind of deal at deal with the pop prince of swastika. Okay. And she got one of the one the younger members to contact to what she described as furry crackheads to come to my job and assault me, which hasn't happened. What do you mean? What do you mean she got them?

Get your shots is all I'm saying. Oh, uh, what according to her child slave Dylan, she paid them $200 to it to come after me. But I think they just kind of took the money and ran on that one. You don't know if it actually happened. That's just what someone else told you. Well, he did it. Right. The, you know, the boyfriend, the, the, the teenager. Yeah. Um, did they actually call your job? Did they contact your job? They did. Yeah. They called the job. What did they do? your job? Did they contact your job? They did, yeah, they called the job. What did they do? They called it.

They like, they eventually, their reception's coming. Yeah. What do you do? So you're going to have to slow down. What do you do for work? What do you do for work? I'm working in office, so I have an actual job. So it would be, well, the first thing I lost it.

Okay, and what did they do? How did the call happen? Let's see, the only call that went through before I had to go on and say, hey, I'm Well, that's your first time. First time I lost it. Okay. And what did they do? How did the call happen? Let's see, the only call that went through before I had to go and say, Hey, I'm getting called by insane people, was someone calling in saying, Hey, just so you know, you're a rapist and that's not cool. Oh, that's, that was the call. You're a rapist and that's not cool.

They called you directly. They called you directly extension. Well, that's stupid. That's a you directly. They call you directly extension. Well, that's stupid. That's a pretty lame job. That's a pretty lame language. Very epic. They really own me.

Yeah. Oh, you know what? I guess I'll just resign. We just want to let you know where you are and what you've done. What did you do to Lou to make her behave in this insane way? I just said, don't contact me again.

I don't want to talk to you anymore. I don't want to see you. I don't want to hear from just said, don't contact me again. I don't want to talk to anymore. I don't want to see you. I don't want to hear from you. Just don't contact me again. And apparently that was so terrible. Why? If people not know who she is still, people listening to this show probably. But how were you in contact with her?

I was in contact with her. I dated her for like two days, three days. And then I saw the DMs between her and that kid where she was, let's, I guess, a nice way to say it's grooming him for about a year before they had sex, you know, federal offense to go fuck a kid. Yeah, it's pretty wack. And then you saw those DMs and you, so you met her in person and then you saw those. I did. I did.

Her excuse, because that's what she likes to bring up as I knew is that as she said that if she didn't do it, if she didn't fly down to Alabama and fuck him, he was going to kill himself. So really she was doing a service for like a psychiatrist or something. Did you notice it? If I don't fuck the skin, he's going to kill himself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's just so as you got him like, oh, you know, his dad said, you have to fuck my son. He's so sad. He's got a giant cock. You must fuck him. What the hell? Sounds like dad's been fucking. I had no choice. I had to fuck the kid.

It was fucking weird, Sean. I was talking to this girl and I assume Mumke is dead in a closet somewhere and she's just running his life like Bernie Either the movie Bernie or the movie weekend at Bernays either one of those I think is a app description of what's happening to Mumke Jones right now But there's no way he's alive right now. She's she's clear. He's clearly killed himself and she's stuffed him in a box Or she's stuffed him in a tank somewhere. She's stuffed him in a sub zero in Iowa out in the garage. Well, she commands an elite squad of 15 year old furries, 15 year olds and furries to go, oh yeah, and you were saying that that Lou, like, commissions art for you and sends it to you.

Yeah. That's what's really, really strange. Like what? Art like what? Like actually, I think I have one saved them. If only I pull it up, if I got time for it, I can post it in the Discord. Yeah, post it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this stuff interesting to you at Olshon?

It's just bizarre to me. So this one's pretty bad here. Should be the general channel. It's just like, we are shit like this. And then it'll be attached with a message like, this is an apology for calling you a rapist. And then you'll keep doing it. This is some kind of, this is you as like a character. There's a, yeah, I think it's supposed to be me as a Joker from Persona 5. There's also one where I'm supposed to be Ness from Earthbound, I believe. Okay, yeah, I post the last one. So it's all really funny stuff. It really makes me laugh.

Ness is a little boy. Ness is a ten-year-old boy. Yeah, he's my favorite character in Super Smash Brothers. Man, if I have a problem with that art, Sean, that's too much. Something about it is not right. I don't like it. I don't like what I'm seeing in that art. Yeah, I don't know, man.

I thought it was an interesting call hearing you lay into her and going over the ways she has strangely roped this group of young men, underage men into trying to fuck with you because you cut off contact with her. Yeah, very, like this is... Yeah, well I mean, everyone out there who wants to join her brigade, I'm sure you can just contact her, say, hey, you know what, I listened to the show

that OJ guy, real mean, what's his phone number, real name and work address? And she'll just hand it over. And this is Momkees fiance. That's right. Now, I don't know how you can, I mean, I don't know how you can, I don't know how you can co-sign to that

to be quite honest. Yeah. If somebody's doing that in my life, they are. You gotta get away. Yeah, you gotta go drop their ass. Or it's like, he's either aware of this shit or he's dead.

I can't really see any other way. God. Yeah, me either. I don't know what I think about someone who's contributing to that to such a degree. You know what I mean? Sean, your girlfriends living with you and also running fucking hit squads on.

Yeah, other guys, that's not acceptable. No. Yeah, I mean, I got something else. I'll say you were the grain of salt, but he did say according to her, that if I ever heard her, he was going to beat the shit out of me. So, maybe you'll come down the street, Naruto running,

die bomb in my office, in the little show. All right, anything make you a rage? Oh, Jay. I mean, everything I'd say just now, I guess Tomas, it's pretty obnoxious. He's pathetic men, obnoxious, like Tomas, just people who do disgusting things. And then he say, oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't, I only did it because I'm so spineless and worthless and pathetic. Yeah. And then people just kind of forget the disgusting terrible things they did. Yeah, they do. That's a really easy way to cop out on people. All right, man.

Thanks for calling in and, no problem. This should have a good one. Make sure you seal the like the doggy doors and stuff if they're installed at work. Anything like that. Oh, actually, you take out the bars for the doors and put in knobs so that you have to dress as a thomps as a monkey or something to turn it. Yeah, that's a good advice. That's what I would do. Okay, everybody, this is the Dixho, Dixho.com. Excuse me, the Dixho.com, Dixho.com, Dixho. Patreon.com slides to Dixho dot com. Excuse me. The Dixho dot com dick dot show patreon dot com slash the Dixho bummer

the area 51 guy didn't call in but yeah maybe next week Veronica LaVary. I guess go check her out and yeah, please do yeah Yeah, I still can't think I'm still my brain still all scrambled I can't unscramble it John Um don't even try you're notramble it, John. Don't even try. You're not that good a programmer. Don't even try. Also check out who are these podcasts. So I was on with Carl listening to some funny Maddox shit.

Oh, there is one clip that I got that I wanted to play for you. You should play it. Somebody sent this in. So this is on the best debate, the last show, Maddox went to take a shit and he didn't watch his hands when he came back, by the way. But this is what they were talking about when he went to the bathroom.

I'll play it now. The amount of cope in this. Mm. And the chalrums always kind of crazy. That's Ron. Yeah. He's Ron talking about the chat room and how crazy it is.

Chalrums always kind of crazy. So you can't ever like listen to anything that's going talking about the chat room and how crazy it is. Chat rooms always kind of crazy. So you can't ever like listen to anything that's going on of the chat because I feel like that is a small segment of the listening population. So it's like you can't really do 100%. Yeah, I suppose all of it because they're mercilessly shitting on them and saying what unfunny retards they are. Read too much of the listening population. So it's like, you can't really read too much into what they're saying, because it's always

bad shit crazy. Yeah, I'm always surprised when Maddox tells me how many people are like listening to the podcast. Yeah, the actual download number is probably just making that number up. Oh, sure. But, you know, I'm still it's nice. Yeah, it's just nice, but I'm still it's nice. Yeah, it's just nice, but it's just nice.

The amount of condescension from Rucker, who is not being funny at all, that joke? Yeah, no, he was serious. He's a 100% serious. Is that a man who speaks after him, right? I think that's Taylor, who sounds like a woman. I've heard the people say he sounds like a woman. His eagerness to try and turn it into a joke

when he doesn't realize that Rutgers being serious. I gotta hear that again. We surprised when Maddox tells me how many people are like listening to the podcast. Yeah, the actual download that he's probably just making that number up. Oh, I'm sure. But, you know, I'm sure.

I know I'm sure. Like, you know, he's 100% making those numbers up. Yeah, nobody's listening. Everybody in the chat is the people who represent is who's listening to this show. All right, everybody. I'll see you next Tuesday. This is this is big actually from salty bird. No, we'll do Facebook news.

Let's some voicemails. Thanks guys. I don't know where but since I can't get it, but... Right? You see, I said the boxers, like, just can get the wings going through the flight like the older, just really do that. Instead of waiting, you stick this through the little hole? It's not a little hole for a ball to take that back. Nothing to be done! Nothing to be done! It's not all He's not on! Let's get him!

He's such a big old man! What a fun guy! I'm sliding it out! I get a new pair of holes! I get a new pair of holes! I'm so good! But if you were a real man, you wouldn't risk it if it just jumped through his tent.

Oh, I'm good. I know. I know. It's not a little fit if it just can't prove it's 10 or 11. I'm not a bad fit. I'm not a bad fit. It's not a little over. Right. I'll take that back. I think you'll be better. I think you'll be better. Here's the roll.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, Facebook news. Hello, Dick and hello, Dick heads. This is the Facebook group news from the last couple of days. Jake Flemuth reports from San Diego Comic Con that Maddox is not at his booth. Jake claims that he will continue his cuck hunt through the weekend. Jim Schmacks says he forgot about thick whales until seeing Jake's pictures. Ryan yes and advice Jake that he should keep walking by the booth with the Maddox lost song on repeat.

Jerry McAurain reports that it looks like Maddox just brought a small TV from his house to play his own videos at his booth. Darrell R. asked the group, what's your worst pick of attempts? His own answer was one time I told a girl I liked her accent. One since and later I realized she was deaf. Ed Grelson's. Oh wow. Phenomenal.

Phenomenal. I don't even care if it's true. Like your accent, what accent? Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. How do you back out of that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Awesome. You always, you always have to be ready to instantly say, I know, I really feel embarrassed about what I've just said.

What else do you do? Yeah. Instantly. Because if you let even one second pass without saying it, it's gone. Yeah. Just slide out of the room like the nun and blues brothers. I realized she was deaf. Ed Grail says, met a hot Indian girl at a club, started

dancing with her. And instead of saying something smooth, I just blurted out, I love Indian women. Loss interest instantly. Brett W. Adds met an Irish bartender over a drink after her shifted ended. Went back a few weeks later when I'd mustered the courage to find she'd returned to Ireland. My cornheart. You know, I, that Indian woman one, always drives me insane is Asian brods who will tell you how much they don't like it when men like Asian brods. You've been on, you've done this one before,

and I know what you mean. I always just wanna say, well, you know what, I don't like Asian brods who tell me about men not liking men who tell them, like what the brods who tell me about men, not liking men, who tell that like, what the fuck are you? Why do you all have this? Is this like some kind of second puberty for Asian brods that you all start talking about,

how you don't like men? No one else does that. Yeah. Chicks with a hot ass and say, oh man, I really hate when guys are really into a hot ass. Yeah. What you have, I really hate when guys are really into a hot ass. Yeah. What you have, I really hate when guys aren't into huge tits. Yeah.

Oh my God. But they're the only ones. I've never heard a Mexican woman say, I really hate it when guys are into Mexican women. Yeah. Never heard a fat woman. Really hate it when guys are into hugely fat women. Just that one. Have you ever heard any other quality, no, I really hate when guys are into a hugely fat women. Just that one. Have you ever heard

any other quality? No, I really hate when guys say they're into this specifically. It says he's got some new tenants upstairs who are throwing trash and water off their balcony as well as yelling at people below them. He invites fellow group members to stay tuned for the ethnicity of the trash throwers. The comments unsurprisingly were littered with preemptive guesses as to which race the tenants might be. Yeses include Australia, Asian, Quikimart employees, 13% of the population, and dog mousers. The ethnicity of the upstanding tenants is still a mystery at the time of this reporting. Tristan, that'd be a good game show. That would be.

I say the way water and trash. Water and trash. I mean, you can look, you know, try to get some clues from the trash. I mean, that would, oh, yeah, what would you look for? I mean, just various, you know, the very curl box containers, just whatever that could be, you know, that maybe one, one race or one group of people on our bucks, glasses, lots of starg bucks, half finished drinks.

I don't know. Just a lot of white women, half finished sodas, something I would look for. Yeah. Knitting materials, probably. What else would you look for? Oh, I think, I think you know. How to drive manuals? Throw right in the trash. Yeah, that's Asian.

Because they wouldn't read them. They would have the book and throw it right away. I don't know why they'd have the book. And as opposed to the next ray of a grape stuck in a five year old's windpipe, what the question did anyone else make into five without learning how to chew? Responses include my two year old. You can eat a whole whole grape natural selection from Jim S. This is a common thing for kids under two but five go fuck yourself and

your shitty parenting should I'll see a whole great gas to nature marks I mean kids choking on a grape yeah everybody needs to have no I know yeah everybody needs to have an opinion on this the kid could have Kid could have been just you know like fucking around and ran into something and I think I've choked on a grape in the last 10 years It could be this is not this is not everyone's turn to come tell other people how to live Should he choke that parents shitty kid guy choke at a great Everyone everyone don't remember to cut your grapes and have like yeah Don't die. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die.

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Yes, I should be able to do that on Wednesday. Okay. Hey, Jack, here's my rage. I work at a job with a lot of fat fucks and I always like kind of laughing at them and to myself. I can't ever really share it. And then today, the funniest fucking thing ever happened to the fatest, stupidest, loudest fuck in the entire building.

He sat in the chair and it broke under his ass and he just clops down and it's like on the wheels and just shot out from them and hit his desk and almost knocked his computer over. What is fucking. And he shot it. He just that is like 450 pounds. But I wanted to laugh my ass up. That's reality. People would have written back in the face.

If I'd even mild the antigen's turn ahead. And bottled inside. The funniest thing I see in a week. That's pretty lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun.

It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun.

It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. four or five years and they've only been dry cleaned and they only, there's nothing could

have happened to them. You have to come to the undeniable conclusion that you are fucking fat compared to how you used to be because they're all other variables are off the table. I wonder if you could go around in like sabotage chairs to make them not support a 400 pound person. Like if there's a DIY on how to, like if you could sabotage a keyboard to break, if somebody presses it, if a fat guy presses it, you know what I mean? Like make everything brittle. I'll pause a part.

There's gotta be, people have gotta be dedicating themselves to this endeavor. If you can think it, somebody is kind of probably working on it. Yeah, like replace all their soda cans with a little bit smaller versions of the soda cans. They think they've grown. My hands feel so fucking fat. Tiny forks. That's what you gotta do.

If you are in an office with a great big fatso, just go through and replace everything with tiny things. Little time. I think your fingers are fatter. What's wrong with you? Cocktail forks. Just different forks. Don't want to waste plastic. You got a problem with them, fatso?

I'll just start eating with his hands. God, the fat cast that I listened to for Carl and who are these podcasts was disturbing. Fat cast. Yes. With Tess Holiday, who's the size of a ship. Yeah. And Nicole Buyer, the big fat black woman that sexually assaulted me backstage at UCB a while ago.

I think I've told the story in that. Really? Yeah. Talking about why. One is talking about why men won't date her and the other one is talking about her bisexual husband that she dated over a period of three years and they only saw each other a couple of times.

It is a very weird life that they're living. And they got married. Yes, yeah, they're married. Okay. Fucking try this again, Dick. What makes me a rage is I used to get my alone time to kind of decompress at night because my wife will go to bed like seven, right? That changes.

She starts going to bed way later. So, I decide that I'm going to wake up earlier. So I start waking up at 5.30, so I'm going to wake up earlier. I start waking up at 5.30 so I'm going to have some coffee and just enjoy the shit the fuck upiness of the room. So naturally my wife starts waking up just as early. I tell her, hey, go back to bed. I need some alone time. All right. And she looks at me. It's fucking serious. It says, aren't you alone at work? Is that what you think I'm getting my quality need time? Is it work?

Okay. Okay. Well, let's try this. Can't you just talk at a wall for six hours? No. You see, it's all situational. And that's what makes me rage is the fact that particularly women think us building the work is how we do that. You know what? They're right.

Not one thing's either said by you or by him was untrue in any way, shape or form. You know what? I just need an hour to myself. You had it all day. What were you doing at work? Working your bitch. Such elaborate length. Oh, now you're sabotaging her alarm. I'm gonna hold her phone over her face and her sleep to unlock it and fuck up the alarm. I just want, I just want an hour.

I just really need it. I really, well, what are you doing at work? At six hours, seven hours? What are you doing on the drive home then? Isn't that, you need more time than that? You selfish bastard? Oh man, where? They totally don't understand.

They totally don't get it. It's just a different thing. Hey dick, it's dead home. You're just gonna makes me rage. People driving me to the truck. So I have no beat up truck because it's an old beat up truck. Normal F150. But what makes me rage is my grandpa is 6'4, 6'4 and he fucking has to put my seat all the way up. I have to

lean my I have to lean it almost all the way back because I'm hitting the roof. I don't know where the fuck he any fucked up my steering wheel too. I just went in with the AC on. Yeah he's changed his seat. I know what the fuck he did, but it's a lot of car wash people fucking. Yeah. Last he's it. Um, other than that, uh, Sean, I don't know. You have a good day. Thanks. You too. Uh, my dad, I don't know anymore. Later. My dad does you, if you give my dad one second in the car, fucking with the seat, he will move the seat back. And he's not, he's not that much taller than me little little if any He puts it on the very last thing like he's driving on stills I don't know how the fuck he drives like that

Mm-hmm. I need to go I need to put him on a rotoscope and see how the see how low he's fucking riding Yeah, to see what he's doing if he's just getting like his eyeballs above the dashboard or something because every time I get my car back from him It is the pedals are through the engine Yeah, yeah He'll go do it just who if I drive to his house He will go out and fuck with my and move my seat back just in case he needs Yeah, in a hurry that's how entitled he is God always used to drive me insane. It's always bothered me my entire life

every time I sit in his car. I mean, how the fuck are you driving like this? How is that comfortable? How is this comfortable? We're roughly this, we're basically the same. We're a couple inches here at most. Like, is your torso up to where my tits are? What the fuck is going?

Where is your ass? Oh man, how do you drive like this? I know. On the very tips of your toes, and put it back. Just give me the click. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Hey, Jason and Wisconsin here.

Well, make me rage today. For people who waste your time intentionally under these guys, they're asking for advice. And I don't know if it's only women that do this but it's only there ever been women that have done it to me I have a friend who was attending a Conference in New York City and I used to live by there so she asked me What she could do on a free afternoon? So today, you know your city has a bunch of great

museums. Why don't you go to one of those museums and she goes, I don't want to go to a museum to. I don't want to go to Central Park. It's really nice. I don't want to go to Central Park. All right, well why don't you do something more touristy like go check out go check out Times Square Want to go to why don't you open your fucking phone? All right. How about you go check out one of the peach rifts? Do I have some good pizza? Oh, he has a lot of patience. Yeah, I don't want to go all the way to downtown All right, bitch. Why the fuck did you call me then?

Right. Why don't you go look in a mirror and shoot down your own ideas? Or better yet, go outside and fucking line the street and wait for somebody to park on top of you. Because both of those activities would be better uses of my time. All right, guys, go fuck yourself.

Oh, God, I hate that. Mm. Yeah, like you're shooting it down, won't you just go, oh okay. What do you, you know, he's giving you options. I don't wanna do that. What do you wanna do tonight? Oh, you fucking start with me. Don't you fucking start with me.

I know what you wanna do tonight. Nothing. You know my answer. Hey, Dick. fucking star with me on what you want to do tonight nothing you know my answer a dick you know it makes me a fucking rage well i try to get into the mood to jerk off and try to pull up a really good memory the thing is the nicest tips you ever set up

it's easy woman, 34 E just Ariel is as pink as fresh choral pulled up east by all south east

nipples like the starter button on a grill and then your brain oh that's the horn that felt again you got a real and you fucking razor blades out of your

constant fucking week you fucking day horn uh... that's rough I can raise your blade out of your cups, but it's fucking weak. You fucking take any whore. Go fuck yourself, dick. Oh, that's rough. I could see how he would be conflicted.

See, that's why the drawn women are so much easier, Sean. They can't do you wrong. I guess herpes from a cartoon before. You get wicked paper cuts. But I do hate when you got a good jerk off memory. Now I try to experience things and remember them separately than the bad parts because I don't want to spoil the jerk off memory later. I've learned to compartmentalize. That's good. The trauma.

That's good. I wish I would have known that at a young age. I would have a lot better memories to use to enjoy. But now they're married. Now that they're married. Now they're linked together. Yeah. No way to separate those things. I think this is Joey Chicago and I only listened to the first three minutes of your interview with that motherfucker who drank the Belle Del Fien water, but I gotta tell you, man, as in Elf-a-Chad male, you gotta understand, you know, you're swimming in herpes now, right? You talked to that guy and now you got the herpes. It's, it's, it's swimming in herpes now. Like, you talk to that guy, and now you've got the herpes. It's herpes all around you.

You just, it's in you. You can't just talk to these guys that vape this bath water that they get from undocumented immigrants. I'm not saying necessarily the Bell D'Ophean is an undocumented immigrant, it's possibility, but it's a distinct possibility. You should've hung on to the forth men out. If any matter is, you know, she's like the, like the Jose Conceco of iPods, or is it

you thoughts? I'm not even trying more. I mean, you can just take a look at her braces and understand that you're being sold on something that, you know, you're just not going to pick up any time down the line. It's just nonsense. Just listen to the rest. Everywhere. And listen to the rest.

Man, you got them now. I need you to go to your local don't throw your clinician, you know, what they are, Adjun. OBGYN. See if you've got the hurt these because I worry about you man, talk to these guys that are like vaping bathwater shit that's no good no good I'm outraged you should be outraged all right pretty mellow outrage all right I mean that good finally this is a bit. Oh good. He got me. All right. He got me. You guys

Sean dick. Go fuck yourself. Okay. And Daldor Feens. She's hot. She's hot. She's no Hendo. Who? What's Hendo? Let's see. Let Hendo. I was going to heat that, I bet. I totally bet on that. Yeah. I knew instantly. Hendo, I don't know. Oh, I guess this, is this her?

This is Hendo. Oh, show us your tits. Where's the end result will probably be at the end. I mean, she's hot too. Wow. That's like a wife hot, though. You know, that is like a super hot wife. You're right. Yeah, Bell Delphine is like a beat off fantasy hot.

She's hot. Thank you, Sarah. Thank you for turning me on to that woman. Here you go. I went, do you think it they, if they had a cure for herpes, you think it'd be fun to just get it like for fun and AIDS? Well, I mean, don't you know what, what would be the, what would you gain from it?

Just like for fun. Like is there a future where all disease are cured? If they're cured. If they're cured for the hell of it, then nobody, you know, what would you get out of it? Like, I mean, why would you, like, you wouldn't get any kind of sympathy or what? It's like, go to the drugstore. Maybe you would get attention.

Like if you were walking into a club in the future and all diseases were cured, and someone's like, whoa, what's going on with your face? You've got all these lesions, something like, oh yeah, I got AIDS, I got myself AIDS. I've been meaning to, you know, just for fun. Like why are people climbing mountains and shit? We have a helicopter.

Well, I need to climb that shit, it's dumb. Like George Mallory said, because it's there. I mean, that's why I have AIDS. Okay. It's like, because it's, you know, it's cool to have. I wanted to see what was going on back in the day. It's retro. Having herpes.

It's like the vinyl records of, yeah. It's up with your immune system. It's fucking downgraded that shit. Yeah. To the 2018. Oh, interesting. Maybe, you know what, maybe you get with your immune system. It's fucking downgraded that shit. Yeah. To the 2018. Oh, interesting. Maybe that, you know what, maybe you get diseases for a look.

Yeah. Like you said, yeah. Oh, that's fucked up. I get these hot feverish sweats. It's cool. It's fucked up. I get on some fucking crypto blow and I get a hot feverish sweat.

All right. I'm just trying to figure out how to get high in this future where all diseases are cured. Yeah, yeah. You don't have to worry about that because you're a white person and that will be illegal in the future to do what? Be white. Oh, be white.

Hey, Deke, Keishan, Matt from Georgia. Let me tell you what made me a rate this week. Okay. It's when women say that they like all music because it's never true. It's never true. What they're really trying to say is, I haven't listened to enough music to have my own curated taste and be able to say what I like, but I will happily tell you on an ad hoc basis when I don't like your music. And I will not know

basic things about music that you would expect everybody to know. It's like that discrete gaps in knowledge thing that you were talking about. Oh, no. Then dating this girl for about a year now, who when I met her said that she liked all music, she's a pretty good canned situation, by the way. So the story is bearable to me because of that. But we were driving somewhere

and I was in charge of playing music. And I wanted to put something on that we would both like tonight and i have a uh... you like pink void right and she i shit you know it responded who yeah uh... i think i was very taken aback by this

you and you've been at least heard of sir a little spinoff version of war games with her and i wanted her to name a song or album by various artists that you would expect everybody to know well and i am happy or i guess regretful to report that she could not name a single song or album by michael jackson out in john

nervana or queen yeah may her own don't go back that far Elton John Nirvana or Queen. Yeah. May her. Roots don't go back that far. The only thing women listen to is head cheer in these days. Go fuck yourself. Yeah. You know, I think that I think that the what kind of music do you like is the what's your

favorite color for people over five or for people under 30. Okay. Do you have you ever do, I don't know, do people average walk up to each other, do people in their 40s go, so what kind of bands are you into? No, I just, not really. I wouldn't say what you, shot, hey, what's your favorite color?

Yeah, right, right. I'm not interested in that. That tells, or maybe it does. But no. The only time that happens is when you find out that you're both musicians or, you know, what I mean, that spurs like the, you know, like, who are you? Then you start talking about maybe like influences or something like that. But that's not the same thing as like, what bands are you into or what, you know what

I mean? Yeah. And that rarely happens anyway, but yeah, I don't think people are age go up to maybe I just have a stick up my ass about it every time I've ever been asked. So what music you and you're like, I can come on. Yeah. No, I know. It's just like a it's just something to ask someone when the conversation turns to music, I think. Because I hate answering it. Oh, you do? Yeah. Now I really want to make you answer it. Yeah. All music. I like all music. I love it all. I love it all. Yeah, I love it all. Yeah. Even, yeah, yeah, even that right. Love it. Couldn't love it more. What about this? My favorite, in fact,

the dog barking Christmas album. Oh my god. Love it. Yeah. You got it. Put it on right now. Yeah. Love it. Couldn't love it more. What about this? My favorite, in fact, the dog barking Christmas album. Oh my god. Love it. Yeah. You got it. Put it on right now. Yeah. Love it. Absolutely. Love it. Yeah. I think you're, yeah. You know, women just love love sitting up situations where they can turn you down. That's what they, they like because you got them. You tricked them into saying yes to something at the beginning. And that is the original sin. They make you pay for it for the rest of their life, which is they said yes to dating you. So now they have to constantly set up situations

where they can deny you something. Well, makes me a rage is fucking power chords. I mean, I'm lying. all this new stuff from my apartment, the latest and greatest HD high power television games, what have you? Oh, by the way, the power chords two feet long. I don't even think you got any configuration going. Just set up to be nice and convenient when I could put anything anywhere I want, the power cords can be too fee long.

Whatever. Go fuck yourself while the show. I cleaned up my entertainment center like I put all the power cords. Yeah. In the right thing, right? And I couldn't hear anything else for the rest of the day. I was just so zen with my life, having like a self-contain, usually I have wires spilling on the shoulder. I know, I know.

I know. So have you seen it? No, no, I've never seen it. I've never seen it. Look at my entertainment center. There is not one stray cable. Yeah. That's nice.

That's nice. These hooks in the back that have Velcro to wrap them in. Yeah. I've multiple hubs in there. I just took a good four hours, and it has completely changed my mental state for the better, permanently.

Yeah, I believe there's certain things like they say, like making your bed, like just things that are satisfying for whatever, like as some type of order to your brain that kind of influences your day. I'll never do that. Make the bed. I'm not a bed maker.

I do it to appease. Oh, you do? Yeah, sometimes I don't even really do it. It depends. Sometimes I'll do a good job other days. It depends, some days the covers will just get thrown up. Yeah, so it's not like in a lot like where I got, yeah, it's a, it's a, I take, you know, I take a day by day. Very romantic of you. Yeah. You know, I don't mean to say, sometimes

I do a good job. Yeah. I never do. Yeah. What about closing the hamper? Uh, I didn't know I'm good about that. You're good about that too. Uh, all right. Don't get any ideas. Not always though. Not always. I don't think I've good about that. You're good about that too. All right, don't get any idea. Not always though. Not always. I don't think I've ever put them in the hamper one time. Because then I have to go digging through to look for, first of all,

your cleanest dirty shirt. Yeah. If you don't do laundry. Yeah, the shorts are good for several days. If they go in the hamper, then all the other clothes are gonna infect them with their smell. So I need them out. And if they go in there, I, then all the other clothes are going to infect them with their smell. Okay. So I need them out.

Mm-hmm. And if they go in there, I'm going to have to go digging through them and you've knocked two or three days off the wearability of these shorts. Yeah. All right. Plus, I usually get ready in the middle of the day. Yeah. So everything has, because you work out of the home. Yeah, I work out of the home.

So if I get ready at one and put those clothes on, when those clothes come off, they still have another 12 hours on the other side of bed. So they have, so it's smart for me to put them on the floor or on top of the hamper because they're still, that's fine, they're still technical. Well, they preach to the choir, buddy. Yeah. Oh, that area it reaches the choir, buddy. Yeah.

Oh, that area 51 guy. Too bad. I wanna get him a frylies on here. Hey, Riley, are you on here? Yeah, it was a buddy. What the, what happened to this guy? Did we get catfished? No, it is him or her or whatever.

Yeah, it's the person that runs the event from Facebook. They're just on it weird hours to you. No, what the hell? What do you mean it's work at like 9 a.m. or at 7 p.m.? What the fuck at 7 p.m.? I don't fucking know. I think it's a high schooler.

Like I think it's still good teenager. Okay. Huh. So wait, no, because they they did, they released a video. Yeah, you're right. I mean, I don't know, we can't tell what old the kid is. Hold on. Area 51 video.

I mean, somebody released a video. Yeah. Who knows? I can definitely get the person that goes by the Shambles Facebook page, the Stowing the Event on Facebook. Yeah. I can get them to call in. Uh, sometime before the 20th.

Okay. Or something. I'll just have them talk to you. Okay. Yeah, send them my way. I'm cool. Um, all right. Thanks.

Yeah. Of course. Oh, yeah, this, this, this video, what this? 20th with the anime twist like his outfit has been to the story because in a description of the event, it says, if we Naruto run, we can run faster than their bullets. So this is from Dara to the story because in a description of the event says if we naruto run we can run faster than their bullets. So this is from Daruto's the Akatsuki cloak and then this is the headband for it.

Robert says for the most part everyone is enjoying the purity storming of area 51 but says he's gone in a few extremists that he had to tell it's just for fun. Wait, they're really serious and I'm kind of about to have a couple people doing but if there's only like two. That's a trick. He's just saying that to keep the feds off of him. Oh, okay I'm getting really disappointed Oh, no Riley saying that isn't the guy running the event

That's just that the news did fake news. That's fake news. Okay. All right. All right. All right I hope so all right see if they'll call in next week. What the fuck? Thank you. All right. See ya fake news, that's fake news. Okay. All right. All right, thanks, Hope. All right, see if they'll call in next week.

What the fuck? Thank you. All right, see ya.