The Dick Show - Episode 165 - Dick on Hugging the Cactus

Episode Date: July 30, 2019

Going Bald, Second Hand Drinking, Andy Signore

I'm in a two silly mood already. The contract you're in two silly of a mood. Yeah, the contract, this is from Chris, the contract has to be legal within your state. So if there's any breach, there are consequences. Because I don't have the money to fight it. How do you talk that? I don't know. I can't even continue it. Yeah!

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That's what I hear. It's on like sh- on! You gotta get- That's how I say it! You gotta get a good venue. Huge venue. This venue is huge. What did we say? Blink 182 is playing there this week

or something like that? Was that it? Captain and Taneel. Who's playing there this week? The aquabats, huge names go through here. Wow. Huge venue. Who didn't have any bookings for August 17th so they let me get it at a huge here. Wow. Huge venue. Who didn't have any bookings for August 17th,

so they let me get it at a huge discount. Wow. You know what? You know what I'm finding with these shows? What's up? You know what? Show businesses, it is a, it is a bait and switch bigger than, like you know that feeling you get when you buy a car

and they start tacking things on that you know, you don't need like the undercarriage cleaner and extra Johnson rods and the taxes and the fees so that no matter what you negotiated, it's always getting like two or three grand thrown on at the end. Yeah, or they do that. Oh, well, it's all, we put that on the car here at the dealer's. Charity on there. We already put it on there. So you, oh, and then you see guys, as you're negotiating with them, you see guys walking

out of the car dealership with the box of shame that the actual detail kit that they, they make you carry this albatross out with you. This box of shame to show that you caved and bought the $250 tip for the salesman of undercarriage cleaner that they already put on the car that you can order online for like $5.99. And probably does. What is it? Scotch card?

You just, I mean, I don't even know what it is. Yeah, no, just a fuck you charge. The show business is that times a billion. Oh my God. Yeah. Whatever price you think you get, that's when the real charge, that's when the real charges start. We have for the Miss Minneapolis show, August 17th, tickets will be available ASAP, probably

by Monday, definitely by Tuesday, probably by Monday. We have to rent two cops because it's their policy. And guess what? Cops aren't free somehow. I have to pay $600 for two gold-bricking policemen to stand around and watch us drink just for the privilege of having this fucking venue, which I'm grateful to even have after a weight-u-g email and weight a week and a half for someone to even get back to you who doesn't know what's going on there ever. Everyone you deal with is the boyfriend in the relationship and they gotta run it by their wife.

Yeah, that is the, I don't know if I have anything planned for, you know, six Tuesdays from now at 3.45. I got to ask my wife. And even if I ask her, I'm going to come back and give you an answer, you know, that that's not, that might not be correct. Yeah. I'll just run it straight by her. Oh, can I get her number? Oh, man, what do you think I'm going to give you my wife's phone number?

Why would I give you my, that's my wife you's phone number? Why would I give you my that's my wife you're talking about why would I give you my All right, do I have to get a wife to talk to do I have to get my own venue to make the venue talk to you? Hmm it's driving me fucking crazy. This is the first time I've got I've got to pay the police You know how bad that sticks in my fucking cat. Yeah, yep Right in the old craw. Store policy. What can we not have? Police asked, I'm afraid it says store policy.

Yeah, got to have police. Well, what do you mean? Why don't you hear that you put that in the price of the venue? Right? They didn't tell you that, right? Then they're like, oh, here's the extra. Price them and then and then it's that eleven percent taxes on top of that what the fuck why do the cops charge me to show up at a place

what tax on the cops are tax on the venue everything why why all because it's because it's America is that normal though I mean taxes no yes but I mean, on venues like that. No, not in Think So. No, why? It's not a good. Who knows? Who knows?

Who knows? All right, taxed. You got any question? We're gonna ask you, we're gonna give you a question tax if you have too many questions. But I can't wait. Nick is gonna be there. All the racketeers are gonna be there.

I hope the racketeers. That's what they're called. I call them Nickheads. And a bunch of anime avatars jumped down my throat. What? A bunch of people. Because Nick's big in the anime community. He is?

Oh yeah. He's like the second coming of Christ for those people, for the enemies, for the weaves. He's the leader. He's the fuck is this guy? Nick is the brave part of Weeb Wars. He's the leader, he's the fuck is this guy? Nick is the brave part of weep wars. He's the one, he saved Vic Lasagna's life. He's a big member of the anime community.

Okay, all that dragon ball shit. Okay, you know? Yeah, I know. Voiceovers. Yeah, these sorts of things. Oh, I can't wait, August 17th. It's gonna be fucking great. As I said, Nick's going to be there. Aggie's going to open.

Sean's going to grace us for one day as his tradition. Well, I know I may be able to come early. Oh, really? Yeah. Why? You're going to bail on plans. Yeah. Well, there's two different things I actually have to bail on.

I love it. I asked you in advance, because you're the only person that I rely on to do the live shows. Oh, that's a mistake. You're the only one. Well, is it of the two of us? I mean, we're not exactly shooting 10 out of 10 here.

Okay, Sean. Okay. We're just two guys trying to get by. They will, you know, you can tell me about it. And it's male, feminist, dominated world. We're just two guys trying to scrape a living.

Mm-hmm. So what did you cancel on? Well, I don't know, I haven't canceled anything yet, but I didn't think about it. Well, no, I'm thinking, I mean, I think it's, yeah, I think it's gonna happen. I know the last, I got in so late in Vegas that I didn't hang out.

I literally, when I got in about 115, I like eight and went to bed. That was a sorry showing. Yeah, it was fun the next day though, but unmade up. No, it's kind of nice. It's a, no, it's cool. I kind of like the, it's become a tradition to, you know, the pre show, or the pre-gathering,

and then the show the other night. It's like a, you know, it's a thing. It's become a thing. Yeah. Well, I hope you can't come in early. August 17th, everybody. It's the last minute, too. So drop whatever you're doing, like Sean's doing, cancel plans with your girlfriend

and make it out to the show. We have a great time. Okay. I tell you what makes me, makes me a rage this week. Andy Signor is supposed to be calling in. He got me, too. He was calling in. He got me, too. He was the second guy that got me, too. Yeah.

Yeah, that should be a lot of fun. Getting me, too. Yeah, can you imagine getting me, too? Some chips like, oh, you fuckin' raped me. Oh, shit. I don't like me, too. Does me too even necessarily mean that anymore? Not in all cases.

It doesn't know. It never did. It never did. That's why I want to talk to Andy about most. Okay. All right. Well, he'll be a mother fucker. You know what I want to see?

What is, I would like to rewrite the deal made with the devil stories. Yeah, except instead of like gifting you, here, incredible scale. Yeah, it's just if there could be a story of someone making a deal with the devil that was just, can you make, can you take this, can you make my shoulders not ache anymore? Like a Ben Gay,, like a bend gay.

Just like a super bad, I'll trade anything for that. So your soul is, yeah, all the other stuff I'll have to actually think about, like I'll make you the most famous person, most famous musician in the world. I just need your soul, like, oh man, that's a really tough decision. There's all this rise and fall and drug addiction

and be trained. But if the devil were to come to me and say, I will, your shoulder will never be in pain. And either of your shoulders, no joint will ever pain, will ever fall upon you. He won't even be able to finish his fucking sentence. Deal. And her soul too.

And hers. What else he got? Throw that in. Oh. Just a good faith. And all the sphincters on my body, you can make those? I'll throw that in. Oh, just a good faith. And all the sphincters on my body, you can make those things indestructible as well. Yeah, I guess if that done, what else, first born?

I'll, I'm gonna crank out first born for you all. Fucking day, BL's above. It's all I fucking want. At a fun time swimming in the sun yesterday, I guess I'm saying. Oh, yeah. At a fun time swimming in the sun yesterday, I guess I'm saying. Oh, yeah. I'm going to tell you what's making me raise this week.

Female revenge porn. I have this one up here. So I'm seeing it a lot. So you can. Revenge porn. Revenge porn. This is my, it's like Lorraine a bobbiting or something? Like worse.

Okay. Embarrassing text messages, release, which we have celebrated in the past, but the more I'm seeing it, the man is prevented from posting nudes out of revenge, right? Okay, this is something we're all against, right? Because we cherish and respect women so much in society. So you post, you do any revenge porn. I think it's, I'm pretty sure it's illegal. That's very illegal to do. And if it's not right now, it will be soon posting any

nudes that you get from women, right? But yet, yet they are still perfectly able. And in no, in no places, this more proven than in Andy Seniors who's calling in, they take all of your lame attempts to pick them up and blast them out of a fucking cannon to embarrass you. I would like to know what is the difference? Besides the nudity, which is nothing, right? We're simultaneously fighting for women's right

to expose themselves while also making it illegal for you to do. Yet on the other hand, it is perfectly legal and encouraged for chicks to blast out your embarrassing text to them, which is the only thing that is your power as a man. No one cares about seeing your dick or no one cares about seeing your nipples. That's what's so funny.

It's like we've conjured up the naked body to be the be all end all of embarrassment. When it comes to women. Right. Yeah. But yet on the other hand, on the other side of the coin, it is so much more embarrassing to have these awful lines that you were trying to spend with an Andy's case. I don't know. People aren't familiar with the case, but he really, he hit on any woman that anything

that breathed basically. I don't know. He was hitting on Shik's on lines, very amazing. And they're just piling on one after the other. And every single time I think how is this any different than a guy just blasting out nude sounds like bullying to me dick yeah I mean how's it different yeah I would like one person to tell me how well that's her naked body yeah but she sent it's the only point is that it's embarrassing

to her to have it out there that's's it, she still sent it to him. Yeah. Why is what they're doing any fucking different? I don't know. Drive him in now. Yeah, he sent the messages to a person. No, they're blasting it out. I don't know, I don't see the difference.

But we'll never get that one. No. We'll never get that one. I'll tell you what else makes me rage. Preventing hair loss tips. Oh, you've got any, if you've got any tips for hair loss, anybody, write them down, roll them up into a little piece of paper and then shove them right up your ass. Don't wear hats, don't let anything.

No virtual oils. Oh yeah. Miracle cures. You gotta read this. You gotta start on this. I swear to fucking God. From the cradle to grave, life is a series of advice for shit that you need to start preparing for.

Even in the parables, it's being stuck in a timeless loop of the grasshopper in the ant, being instructed from the fucking birth. Oh, well, you need to start doing this. You need to start doing this. You need to do, but you gotta do it. No, you gotta start getting ready to college. It's a lot of fucking pressure. It's the thing you gotta do.

Start networking when you're in college for your job, after school, and then from that way, you gotta keep yourself clean when you're at your job. You need to start saving immediately. Actually, you're 10 years too late from saving. You should have been saving since you were three years old. You should have been popping jelly beans in the bank. And you'd have, but if you do this, this, this, this.

You can make, you can try to make up for it. 30 by 30. It's a lot of pressure. There's 30 by 30. 30, 30 year olds making a difference. Here's the top 30, 30 year olds making a difference before they're 30. You know, I wanted them.

You're fucking dead. And by the way, what are you putting in your 401K right now? You need to start saving for health insurance because if anything bad happens to you, how's your family planning and your state planning where life insurance is too late? It's too fucking late to start. And by the way, you look like you're going, by the way,

you look like you're losing a little hair. I got some tips for you with it. Oh, you think? Fuck! Get fucked with the hair lost, I don't care. I don't care. I just to shave it all off out of spite I'm so my fucking cleaning lady looked at the drain and has the audacity to tell me They just more hair in there than their normally is yeah, so you know what kind of shampoo to use

I'm gonna fucking stop you right there. I'm driving you to the subway Don't not tell me about my hair loss. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. I brush it once a week. It's fine. If there's a notch, yes, there is a notch in my hair line. I found a lump, but I'm fine with it. Stop fucking pressuring me. This is not important. If the average fat person got as much shit as I do with three feet of hair with cousin it hanging off the top of my head about their weight as I do it by my hair, they went fucking tell themselves. Yep. All day.

Uh oh. How's you, are you worried about, are you worried about that hair at all? No, I'm not worried about it. Just gonna do what it does. Just what it does. It's just one more thing about this. Yeah, my fat gut. I went on a bike ride the other day. What kind of shampoo do you use?

Oh, and she's asking for words. Everybody's got a cure. Everybody's got some kind of a, you know, everything's probably got some old medicine shot, you know, first thing's problem. Got some old medicine shot. You know what you do, if you, the world has a cure for a problem, you don't know you have.

Yeah. Hey, do you know that problem? You don't know you have? No, fuck off. Yeah. I don't. I don't want to care either. She's asking me for words that she doesn't know in English to tell me that I'm losing my hair.

So this she can tell me how to fix it. I who knows what rubbing lemons on it or something. Yeah, right. Rubbing oranges. Rubbing oranges. By the way, my cousin who sells oranges right off the Avenue 52nd exit. He's got the best ones. Go to the liquor store, get some black licorice, fold them into thirds.

You spotted a cow conchoilo. got the best ones. Go to the liquor store, get some black licorice, fold them into thirds. You bonus code. Consuelo shove them up your ass. Keep them there for the rest of the week. Every time and you got to sit there because they're helping. I'm just trying to help. Yeah. Yeah. You know what you can do? Just just not point things out. Just don't point things out.

Don't you have some, don't you have some cancer to worry about for something? You're wearing a wig. You're out of wig on right now. I mean, let me tell you how to cure that cancer. Yeah. I got some ideas. What you do is you take some lemons. I hope to, when I die, I hope to get,

I hope to at least be able to say like, you know what, I haven't given anybody advice in 30 years. Yeah, that's my proudest, that's my crowning achievement in life. I never, I didn't give a person advice. No, 30 fucking years. Let him succeed or let him fail on their own decisions. The Buddhist. Or the bad advice of someone else.

Yeah, right? It's not your job. It's not my job, huh? I mean, do what you think is best. Yep. Well, you know about your hair loss. Fuck off. Yeah. Go fix your, go fix your ass, go fix your ball loss. By the way, I figured out the mystery of the subtitles at my, at my sister's house. Really? Yeah. You mean why? Yeah. Oh, that was a draconian measure that my sister instituted and

Brow beat her husband into accepting and acquiescing to over a period of weeks. He said he was listening to the show and he'd forgotten that he even once fought to have them removed. And I said, yeah, I figured why does she want them? Because she's a woman. They just like doing insane things to make to, you know, to put their mark on it. If you like subtitles, then they don't want them. That's their deal.

It's got in there to start mixing things up. Okay, what else do we got here? I got an immigration. Oh, here we go. Second hand drinking. This is a thing now. Welcome to the future, Sean. You heard a second hand smoking? Yeah, remember that one? Second hand drinking. Hmm, this is a thing now. Welcome to the future, Sean. You heard a second hand smoking?

Yeah. Remember that one? Second hand drinking. You mean so like underage people going around and picking up what's left of a drink and slugging it down? I'm afraid it's a bit stupider than that. Oh. Alcohol causes significant harm to those other than the drinker according to a new study, which found that each year one in five US adults

an estimated 53 million people, wow. Experience harm because if someone else is drinking, society may need to combat the second hand effects of drinking. You mean, no! Oh, okay, you mean like in like relationships, like all that kind of stuff, like or people getting in the car with drunk people?

Or, you know what, there's a lot of ways you can go. I actually looked into this study because I hated the second hand smoke thing when that meme started, because I think it's bullshit. Like if you don't like it, work somewhere else, and I don't believe it. I just don't fucking, I don't fucking believe you.

It's like a second hand smoke. Like, yeah, everyone only And I don't believe it. I just don't fucking, I don't fucking believe you. I was like, I was like, I'm smoking. Like, yeah, everyone only believes it because they smell it and they don't like the smell, which I also don't like, but that doesn't mean you have to start pretending you understand all of the science parts of it. Yeah, I don't know what it, I don't know, ultimately.

I mean, if you are in a 400 square foot apartment for your entire life with your husband who's smoking three packs a day, I would guess you'd probably get something from it. Yeah, but I mean, or potentially it would risk. But I don't know, yeah, I don't know how much, how concentrated it is and how, you know, you can also stop it.

I don't know. Right, yeah. That was one of the, I just don't, but I think that as soon as the belief in something overpowers the science behind it, I'm done with it. Like, well, there's a lot of people who believe in it, so I don't support it anymore.

That sounds right, it sounds like you. Yeah, sounds like me. Well, here we go again. Okay. Second hand drink gang. According to the study analysis of blah, blah, blah. Twenty percent of women and 23 percent of men. Wow, an estimated 53 million adults

experience harm, because if someone else is drinking in the last 12 months. But have they, you got to define harm. Here, here it is. Haraster bothered. What, that's it? That's the first criteria. Well, haraster bothered, that's not where I would start with that.

Oh no, here's one of the questions from the study. Here's the question, here's the question that they used to determine it. Were you ever forced or pressured into sex or something sexual? By someone who had drinks. By someone who had been drinking. They completely missed this.

They come, they completely missed. All the people on this land. What like actual harm is? Like pressured. Sean, were you guilted into sex? Did someone, did someone down half a bottle of tequila and cry until you gave them a hand job? That's, you were harmed.

Boy, I mean, this is missing the mark hugely. It's not because this is people. This is what people actually fucking think. Well, no, I know, but as opposed to what actually is. Anybody who's grown up with an alcoholic parent knows the fucking dynamic of what harm from alcohol or drugs does. What does it do?

Well, squandering your entire life savings. Look, that would be an example of harm. That's what I'm saying. I always laugh when people say drugs are a victimless crime. I'm like, what are you fucking kidding? Like, that's a fucking stupidest statement I've ever heard. It's like, no, you're, yeah, try growing up with a drug addict

where you're, you know, the power's off in the lights and you're not fucking eating or going to school or anything like that. You think fucking drugs are, that's fucking harm, motherfuckers, this fucking shit. I got pressured in because he grew some balls because he drank fucking half a bottle, let's see, you know, any, any,

and he actually leaned in for a kiss. Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck your family. I mean, what is a relationship if not a constant balance of pressure between sex and money? Spitting coke everywhere, so pissed off. That's the first thing they define as harm. That's the first thing that the fuck,

who did this study? What is Vassar or something? There was a lot of people, I forget, I didn't write that part down. Yeah, she's brought up something else that I've been wanting to talk about for a while too, lately more than ever. It's this inability people have to admit that something, admit

the reality of something, admit that something is harmful because of the implications of admitting it. Oh. Like, not being able to say drugs are very harmful because in their brain, they think, well, if I say something's harmful, then they're going to legislate, then they're going to take it away from me. So, I'm just just gonna pretend to be stupid and say that drugs are a victimless crime.

Like no, they're horrible. Like they're, I wish every day I wasn't addicted to drugs, but I am. But that also doesn't mean they should be illegal because of the massive damage that causes to innocent people, at least I'm making the choice. Other people do not have the ability to choose not

to make money dealing drugs, because they have no other skills. I'm making a very harmful and very personal choice that directly harms the people around me who also have a choice to be around me. They don't, they don't. That's right. I don't know why, but it specifically drives me insane

as people drift further and further apart politically. I think they require themselves to submit to a almost quasi religious dogma of not acquiescing a single point to the other side, such that they are both, they are both consumed with such towering virtue that it is impossible to have it It is impossible to have a conversation with them because there is no more real person inside uh Why don't you should bring that up?

Were you forced or pressured into sex or something sexual by or something sexual those are very different things Were you pressured into sex or something sexual? Like, I mean, he just wanted me to whisper fuck you over and over again. And I felt violated. He wanted me to tickle my feet. It's like, did you guys not go to high school? If I went to my buddies in high school and said like, oh man, you know,

that chick I've been crushing on for like two months. I finally took her out to the movies, went back to, we sat in front of her house and my truck for a little bit, and let's just say something sexual happened. What? Yeah. Well, you know, pretty much something sexual.

I mean, I'm almost not a virgin. Like, what are you talking about? Yeah. It's not the fucking same. It's the Beavis and Butthead, yeah. We scored. Actually, Beavis, you didn't. Physically harmed.

What is the... I can't get over this. This is way dumber than I thought. Yeah. Second hand drinking. Second hand drinking. I'm worried about this is what we're concerned about with quote unquote second hand drinking. Had clothes or other belongings ruined. Oh yeah, that's been in a traffic and drinking. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I went to a technical school. I know the people who make the studies, they're fucking dumb too. Like, you get a study and it's like a Dumbos magical feather, right? Like, oh, look at this, this is a study. Got it right here, they studied it.

And you said, well, who did it? Like, who did who's doing this. Think about who's making. Think about how the sausage is made for his second. Yeah. Been in a traffic accident. Yeah. Okay.

That should have probably been a little higher on the list. Probably, you know, maybe, maybe number one. Maybe number one. Yeah, something like that. Brand of max of, right, of morbid fatality. Right, you got, you know, you got your, you got your eight and 10 year old daughters

at the restaurant, dad gets drunk and then gets an erect. I mean, yeah, okay. That's, I call that second, harm from secondhand drinking, but no pressure. That's, I guess. Well, I mean, that's not even, that's just, that's harm from an elk from somebody who drifts water. Yeah, I'm a that's not even, that's just, that's harm from somebody who drains water.

Yeah, I'm a side. Or just, or just injury. But, you know, yeah, that's, I mean, I don't even know, second head drinking, it's not even a doop is, not even a thing. It's just a, it's gonna be, all right. I got, I didn't know this would be so aggravating to me, but it really, control policies.

As a person agrees, one of the Boston Medical Center is where these, uh, Nemi advocates for increased taxes on alcoholic beverages. Well, I mean, what are the taxes? Where are they going? What are they for? To victims of secondhand drinking? Let me tell you something. There's no tax on Earth that would stop me from drunkenly pressuring a woman into doing

sexual things on me. I know. So that's how they're trying to curb alcohol sales. Something tells me that there's something more behind that tax. I think that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they think 20 bucks goes a lot further than it does. Like if the cops came, knock, knock, knock, I heard you were drunkenly screaming at your girlfriend in there.

Yeah, that'll be 20 bucks. Yeah, I'll get here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard you were drunkenly screaming at your girlfriend in there. Yeah. That'll be 20 bucks. Yeah, I'll get here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. You know what, and for next week too. Next week, just get out of here. Get your wife a little something.

You know what, yelling, right? Yeah, yelling your wife on me, buddy. Have a six pack and scream at your wife for a little bit of me. Yeah. There you go, second hand drinking. I have some more stats for you. I got an interesting immigration survey, I'm gonna bring this in.

Cause the wall's going up. Were you aware of that, that the wall's going up? Well, I keep hearing rumors. What's going up, Sean, the wall's going up. Is it, have they broken ground? I don't know. Got a lot of money though. I thought Trump was joking about that, about the army paying for the wall, about the

wall. I thought the Supreme Court said he wasn't joking. Oh, all right. Oh, he's off of Mexico paying for it. No, no, no, they're still going to pay for it too. Whatever you want. Yeah, whatever you want. Sounds right.

That sounds about right. People take it so seriously. I thought this was an interesting survey. By the way, we have Willie from Germany. Willie from Germany. I'm going to stick this in if I knew how to turn it on. It was. What do you think of America so far?

Oh, I really, really like it. I've been to a baseball game yesterday for the first time in my life. Really? Yeah. Where'd you go? The Angels against the Orioles. Orioles, the Aereoles.

Yeah, the Boston Aereoles. That's where the Boston Aereoles are. Orioles. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Well, that's a good stadium. Yeah, the Boston area. That's where the Boston area was. Bustinary old. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Well, that's a good stadium. Yeah, it is.

I like the atmosphere. Yeah. Yeah, don't go to Dodger Stadium. People throw beers there. They get kicked out of theirs. Yeah. And they're all named Dick. It's a place for animals.

And the beer was like $10. Come on. Oh, yeah. It was only $10. Yeah, right. Yeah. It is. Bad beer. 18. It only $10. Yeah. Yeah. It is a bad beer. 18 at Dodger Stadium.

It's so ridiculous. Yeah. You know, they're putting like a, what are they putting next, by next year, like they're putting another $160 million into that stadium that I'm sure the ticket prices are going to stay exactly the same and parking won't go up and flip them. I'm done with the Dodgers. I'm done going to opening day two. I'm going to go to the LA Rams opening day from Oh, the new stadium. Maybe I'll do nothing. Okay.

What did you think of the, were there a lot of fat women there? Yes, and Japanese people. There's like this Otani guy. Yeah. Well, he, he was touted as as the Japanese Babe Ruth because he pitches and hits home runs, but he's already blown his arm out. So he's just hitting this. He's making the deal with the devil. But yeah, I think he's hitting pretty well, but yeah, who knows. I mean, he's not going to put up Babe Ruth numbers or, you know, or probably pitches well.

Have you talked to the women here? I'm always interested to get foreigners take on the women in America because they're very specific. And if you leave America, as much as you hate them while you're here, you do miss them when you're out of the country because of how excited and insane that they always are. There's their unique. Have you met any of the women here? Not really. I was thinking about talking to the women in the stadium. Lots of Japanese girls around me. And I was trying to be funny, like I'm calling the Otani guy like Pikachu or something like Pikachu. Yeah, yeah, but it didn't work

they didn't react. Well your English is probably a lot better than theirs. Yeah, maybe. I think they came from some of them came from Japan just to see the guy. Yeah, no, like. Yeah, so on the by Japanese people. I don't know anything about hitting on Japanese. Yeah, I mean, I just assume that you like from all the stories I hear about people they just will do they love foreign men so much that they'll do pretty much anything. I don't know. You can grab them right by the pussy somebody's holding. Yeah, people ask all the time. I've heard that yeah, I've heard that around the internet. Yeah, people they're curious like where you're from Germany Oh, my cousin learned German in high school or I don't German in high school. Not more. Oh, yeah, anything make you a rage? Not really maybe Americans asking me how I'm doing. Oh

You're not it's just a how you doing? It's an expression. I know and it's Americans don't expect an answer. Right. But me being German, I process the question. And I'm like, Oh, what am I doing? I ate in the Indian yesterday and my stomach is really upset, you know. So, so Americans think you have autism. Yes, then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And because you talk funny, it's like, Oh, man, okay. Yeah, something's wrong with this guy Yeah, but you know the right answer would be like yeah, I'm great how you great. Yeah, yeah, yeah complete bullshit Yeah, but it gets me all the time. That's fun. Yeah. What do they say? What do you say in Germany? Just high? Yeah We actually have a how are you doing too? But I'm used to that but I'm not used to the

American one, but just how are you doing? Does that imply that the question or actually wants an answer? No, it's like, oh no, so it is kind of like, it's kind of like here, but I'm just used to that. Got it. All right, thank you, Willie. Thank you for coming in.

Here's the, I don't even know if this is interesting, Sean. I also don't know how. It's a resounding endorsement. Yeah, well, you know, things seem interesting on Twitter and then they're just not. Oh, I'm going to try to pull it up. I've been wanting to bring it in for a while though. Yeah.

It is below is a list of, it's a survey of the list of possible threats to the vital interests of the United States for 10 years. For each one, please select whether you see this as a critical threat, an important, but not critical threat or as an important threat overall. Large numbers of immigrants and refugees coming into the U.S. This is the only reason why I thought it was interesting.

It's basically a survey of, do you think a ton of immigrants and refugees are coming into the U.S. is a problem? Yeah, just surveys of the general public, the American public. Yeah, and what you have is white conservative, you can see on the graph here, it's pretty straight. Right, no, opinions don't change. Okay, this is what, over, this is, what do you mean opinions, what do you mean opinions don't change?

Hold on, let me see what. All right, it starts in I think 1986. Okay, so it's over time, over time. Yeah, it's the in I think 1986. Okay, so over time. So over time. Over time. Yeah. It's the same number of people think it's of critical importance. Yeah.

Less or people think it's important but not critical. And then wait down at the bottom like 5% of white conservative say it's not important all. Yeah. And then white moderate. You've got the same thing. Yeah. Pretty stable.

Is that the blue? Yeah. The blue is critical, very important. It's sending, you can see even the modern it starts dipping a little bit over time. Like this is not critical anymore. Not important, starts using it. We're used to it, yeah. Five to 10%. Who knows what they think.

But then this is... Let me guess what's on the left. Yeah, and it's... Those are white liberals. Yeah. That's where it's plummeting. Yeah. It starts at 70%.

Let me just say before it starts at 70% in 1986. And it is, I mean, if you were Mario, you could press down and slide down the soap. It ends all the way down. That's a reaction. That's a reaction. That's a reaction. Critical to not critical, not important, went from 10 to spiked all the way up to, it looks like 60%. That's a reaction to the

rhetoric of the other side that they that really offends them and scares them. And that's, you know what I mean? So it's like, yeah, you know what's going on there. It's crazy. It's crazy to see. It's kind of the only, like when no one else's opinion changes and suddenly, like what did you guys get? Like a bunch of, what new information did you get? What new meme did you get that you want, that you are so committed to and so steadily?

Like not even overnight that, oh, all of a sudden we all changed our mind. Like just gradually over time to ramp down or ramp up. That was a very fucking, very weird statistic. So, basically, it started as high as 70. I wonder if, because I wonder if they thought that the immigrants and stuff would take away or make less effective

the social programs that were already going, like some of those resources would be redistributed and the people who need to be taken care of here are not being taken care of according, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think what you're asking is like something that a child would understand, at what point did they stop thinking like, like very, very basic elementary logic and start perverting that into something that makes absolutely no sense? Like, it is strange. It is strange that some people thought, oh, yeah, this is a big problem.

How the fuck did that change? That was interesting. It is. It's very weird, because you can't have the argument anymore. Like there's no point in arguing. No, no, no, no, no. They didn't even understand, like,

well, you know, you just can't, no, it's, oh, I got brought in another one that's kind of similar to this. I'll get through it quick and then do some, I really want to get to voice meals today. Okay. Let me find the other one that I thought, the other somewhat political thing that I wanted to bring in.

Fuck, I get another one too. Here's some studies for after Obamacare implemented, right? The effects on healthcare. Overall, hospitals were used exactly the same. So admissions didn't change. Hospital discharge is averaged 12, 13 per 100 persons in three years before Obamacare and about 13 per 100 persons in the four years after.

However, what did change is, let me read it, for younger and higher income persons use decreased. Similarly, after so, rich people and young people are now, and the reason for this is, let me find it, let me find it. It's because of, it's because of bed use. It's because of unavailable, the, unavailability of space inside the hospitals. So rich people and young people and rich people were displaced from hospitals for all the, for now, the, for now poor people who can, I guess, afford to go. I don't know the specifics of it, but that is what happened. Like that is what, that is what literally happened to everybody going to the hospital,

the demographic, and it, explikably, and however, however you want to explain it changed in that in that very specific way which is the young are now going less the young and the rich are now going less and that the availability of beds has not changed like is the same amount is the same amount of emissions so they're not going going less or staying less going less going less affects differed by some population adjusted adjusted discharges increased by two by 2% for the elderly and also increased those with low incomes compared with high income populations. For the younger and higher income persons

used decreased similarly after implementation overall hospital use did not change. Societywide rates of discharges were 9 per 100 persons and 9 after the difference. There you go. I don't know. Make of that, whatever you want. Trends differed for some groups, but it's, it's, it's, I haven't seen anything about the effects of it.

And that worries me that nobody's even looking. I don't even know how to interpret that. I have to think about that. You gotta think about that, right? Yeah. Because all the immediate conclusions you jump to are all bad. Well, I don't even know if I jumped to any conclusions.

I'm trying to figure it out. Everybody's premiums went up. Fine, give people health care. Aside from that, the people who were using it got squeezed out by the people who couldn't, by the, I guess people couldn't afford it before, but they're just not going as much. But there's no room.

But I mean, it's like it's like if you have something that you think you need to go to the hospital for you go no matter what yeah And you don't get you never get turned away nobody ever gets turned away Well, no, that's a thing. No, it's right. No, absolutely. So then what's happening the limited to a number of resources that we had are now being used Very differently Economics of it, but like are people going oh, they won't have any beds there and so I'm not gonna go I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But that's the result of it. That's interesting. Pretty interesting.

Let me see if I got one more. Smart phone use. Temporarily diminished. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's an advertising thing. Maybe now people think that they should be going.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But that's the result of it. It's interesting. Pretty interesting. Let me see if I got one more. Smartphone use temporarily diminishes your ability to interpret the deeper

meaning of information. You suspect that. Always suspect it. But here I don't think there's anything good about them. Here's the dicted to mine is anybody. But it's fucking, dude, it's this, everything, these are faces in our devices all the time. It's gonna be the fucking downfall of society. To things to it, we found that there is plenty of studies to about how smart ones diminish cognitive processes, like attention when the technology puts it,

but we were curious as to whether there was interlingering effects of the technology on brain functioning. I'm sure you're also, I'm sure it's all bad. Not all bad. Really? There's one that increased and it was your ability to see if information was bad, if the source of information was bad.

But the big one, the last thing one was using tracking apps. We found that people use their smartphones for about five and a half hours a day. It's a third of people's waking hours. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The second study, let's see, second study, one group was instructed to use their smartphone no more than two hours a day. The first one said use it at least five hours, right?

So five hours is normal. Everybody normally uses their phone for about five and a half hours. Second group was instructed, only use the two hours, don't come more than that. We'll chop you dick off. Yeah. Okay. For Austin's colleagues found that participants

in the high use group had a diminished ability to interpret and analyze meaning as measured by the Cornell critical thinking test. So we've got a, we've got, and we've got millions of people, tens of millions, hundreds of millions of people locked into a device all day that limits their, that prevents their ability to think that lasts for as long as That lasts for four weeks. You find the exact so it has a lingering effect that continues beyond the use of the phone When they stop doing it they continue to not being able to think to understand things Yeah, to understand it into the root meaning anything makes do you think? Makes everybody like autistic, like, so people are taking things literally, yes, they're not getting to, like yeah,

what you're actually saying, they have no ability to comprehend. Anybody who uses their phone for five hours a more day, the average person has a cognitive impairment to understand things at a deeper level that they would otherwise have. We really aren't getting dumber. And dumber in this specific way,

like being able to sit and think, ah, you know, maybe there's a little bit more to it than what we're thinking. That is just cut off right at the fucking knees. So that makes sense. I was suspected we were getting dumber. Yeah, a lingering, I'm trying to find how long it was the effect last. In a nutshell, we found that very few aspects of cognition were affected in the long run.

We did find that the ability to extract the deeper meaning of information was influenced by heavy daily smartphone use, but only for a limited of time for about for no more than a month. What if you keep using your phone every day what the fuck then you're gonna be dumb the rest of your life. Okay, well you know what is it what after the five hours and you just go back to zero. Oh the effects were off in the month. You you are unable to think you are necessarily dumber and unable to read more into something than you were for an entire month. God.

So you can't resist. You can't make the decision not to do it. I'm waiting for like unlawful termination due to smartphone addiction. Oh no, he can't, he was made dumb by his smartphone. We gotta sue them. We'll sue you for unlawful termination. Yeah.

This is fantastic. Fantastic, steady. Let me see if Vandys is right. Jesus Christ. I mean, which I guess means you gotta. But it takes a month? I can't wean myself off a phone. No, fuck it.

Might as well just keep going. Let it ride. It is a future we're thinking. It is a future that is necessarily dumber in all aspects, less understanding at a deeper level, plummeting IQ rates, diets. No, that's just making you IQ test to keep them this, you know what I mean?

They'll make socioeconomic tests anymore. IQs no longer relevant in fact. They'll just change the IQ test. Yeah, the suggestion that it is... Keep it at 100 for, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I it. Yeah. It is funny, but it is a future of, it is a future of side effects. It is a future of dumbness and side effects of which there is, of which there is no escape that is increasingly piled upon us, a singularity of, a singularity of utility. We're going to have the entire future run by a tiny section of people who can, who can say no, who can think. It is not barely. The success of the future will not be, who can think. It is not barely.

The success of the future will not be, it is not a boon to those who are able. It is a burden that the few remaining people who are able and who can say no will inherit. And they will be the only ones who are able to, to even realize it. Fantastic. Immediately kill themselves. Fantastic.

How are we doing? How are we doing, Willie? We're doing good. We're doing great. Wonderful. Is there Chris the Kiwi today? I hope so, although Chris the Kiwi says he's not calling in that he wants Cantillionston to negotiate. I'm not even sure if this guy's real. Yeah. He's doing this for like 20 years, right? What he's even sure if this guy's real. Yeah. He's doing this for like 20 years, right? What he's doing. What's the Kiwi? Yeah.

He's been doing it for 40. Yeah, on hemradio. However old he is, yeah. Yeah, he's been threatening people on hemradio for 40 years. Yeah. I got, let me read you some of the things he sent. Hemradio, that's so perfect for him. Of course he's in a hemradio.

I guess I just love studies like that in a sick way. It's show exactly how dumb and what you know we're getting. Yeah. Like I want to be able to look at somebody who's getting off their phone and saying like, yeah, I mean, you are stupider than you are otherwise. Yeah. Whatever you think, if you didn't do that, you would think a better version of that. And for some reason, it's that part that's important to me. The aggregate, the aggregate effect of, of dumbening.

The bonus episode was so fucking funny. Oh my God, it got insane. As soon as we started listening to that, we watched it again, Randy came over and we watched the whole thing again. It's so fucking funny. It's so funny. Remind me to play that thing at the end of, or towards the end of his interview where that chick looks at him. God, that's, yeah, we missed that on the show too. Yeah, just a plate of growness pointed it out. And it's,

oh, we did the bonus episode where Maddox gave an interview to the how to start podcast podcast where he taught them how to get big on Twitch. Yeah. A guy who has 7,000 followers on Twitch, barely any who hasn't twitched in several months. And when he does, he gets not only does he get less viewers than my nephew when he twitches, but they're pretty much all hate watchers from the show there to rip on him. He was really tough on Hollywood too. For being, for being as he put it, sleeping at the wheel, you know, on, on Twitch.

Maddox criticizes Hollywood for not, not being on the ball, not being on the ball. And it comes with power of Twitch. Oh my Amazon, Oh my Amazon. Uh, uh, uh, Maddox giving hot takes that only he can give. Yeah. Truly only he can give and we spend an hour and a half. He's dressed a little bit like a, like an Armenian rapper slightly, except for the chains. He doesn't have any chains. He'd be like, he should be like, go like, by like, uh, like, uh, like tone deaf or something. Yeah.

Tone retarded. Wearing a Twitch shirt, I don't think we made fun of his Twitch shirt enough. Yeah. Well, he clearly believes in the product because he, you know, he wouldn't, he's not paid to do that. You know what else has been making me a rage?

Yeah, yes. Oh, yes. It's the celebration, and I assume this is astroturfed, but the celebration of Marvel end game beating Avatar for the box office revenue or something like that. Fucking cares. People care. People cares.

People care. The entertainment industry employs more people than the fucking energy sector. It is all people care about. It's these dumb movies of this is how Disney can top Disney. Let's see how it's this it is guys empowering Disneyland. That's what it is. It's the guys version of Disneyland watching them go ape shit over capes shit. Prancing around growing about Disney's next the way Disney will earn more money than Disney itself has.

Oh, fucking couldn't care less about that shit. I love that the Lion King is getting panned. That's why I've action. Yeah, it's supposed to be really uncomfortable to watch, because only their mouths move. I guess death and starvation doesn't play as well when it's realistic things. Right? That shit plays in 2D, but if you saw a live action homer choking the shit out of a live action part, doesn't play.

No, kids know it. It's horrifying to imagine that Timone and Pumba actually would have been eaten by Nala. I just hate all Disney content, I guess. That's my rage about it. It's like what happened in boxing. So inauthentic. Oh man, boxing. I love boxing, but that sport will fucking break your heart. The way that the judging works and that there's no central

body. I mean, it's still just, you know, of course, there's been fixing for a long time. I'm sure there still is, but really boxing is just rampantly incompetent. Yeah, but it's just incompetent. It's even who, like, the, the, the ballots that get set up. Yeah. Give me a fucking break with this shit. That's just incompetent. It's even who, like, the bowels that get set up. Give me a fucking break with this shit. Oh, I know that sound.

That's the sound of success, Sean. And he will see. Hello. Hello, can you hear me? Yeah, can you hear us? Yes, how's that sound? Is that okay? Sorry, I tried to get a better mic, but it's not working.

No, it's okay. We can understand you. It sounds great, man. Thanks for calling in. I know you're a busy guy. You got a busy day today. Thanks for calling in. You're talking to... Go ahead. No, let's do it. I'm excited. Thanks for having me. Yeah, you're talking to me, Dick,

and Sean, the audio engineers here as well. I haven't told anybody about what happened to you because I would like to wait till you hear so you can add a bit of color to it. But your life was ruined, your career was destroyed. You were pretty much victim number two of the Me Too craze. Really? Yeah. That's for after Harvey Weinstein. This happened about a year and a half ago, a year ago, Andy. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And what happened was seemingly overnight for me, like someone on the outside.

And as the details came out, it became clear that there were little tells along the way that maybe we're warning signs. If this happens to you, pay attention to this shit. But overnight, Andy was accused by this woman by the name of April dawn is that right uh... yes uh... by for he was accused for doing all sorts of horrible shit uh... let me read do you mind if i read her statement

i think i don't please do i think this is it okay this is what she said andy tell me tell me if there's not a cause i'm getting all this info from kiwi farms uh... andy used screen junkies to pray on multiple women, including myself. The first time he used Chicago Comic Con. Oh, let me just say who Andy is first. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, I'm gonna read this off you. Andy, this is from your Patreon. I won a MTV Movie Award for 2007 for my popular spoof United 300. I helped Kevin Neal and Jimmy Kimmel make a live sex. You're a comedy guy, you're a comedy guy now. I created Lady Pasta for the popular kid series and the annoying orange earning over 51 million views.

Long story short, I love making content for people and I have an immense skill for creating Sheryl Connid. My work. You skipped a lot of actually better things though. Please tell us more about them. Because I know you two, Joe's, I know you two, screen junkies. I'm not a popular person by any means

but I think people know me from honest trailers which was my claim to fame, which was a really popular show on screen junkies but I think people know me from honest trailers which was my claim to fame Which was a really popular show on screen junkies that I'd say if you're gonna Know those things you said, but yeah, that's what we're most people know me for sure That's where I knew you from because I have had altercations or problems similar problems like politically motivated problems sexually similar problems, like politically motivated problems, sexually charged accusations from the same people that went after you. And I'm talking specifically about how Rudnic, Roger Barr, who I saw was in your video, and the comedy slash UCB community that, that, that, that, I mean, no where.

No where, no where near is bad as you, because I was just in it as, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Chicago Comic Con by saying they were having a screen junkies party and I was invited. The party ended up being him alone in his hotel room trying to force himself on me, which is a story we've heard time and time again that these chicks end up in hotel rooms with guys. They obviously idolize and that there's some kind of, they don't say explicit, like tried too forced, there's always some kind of attempt at a normal sec that could be completely normal and could be your worst nightmare, right?

I was later invited by screen junkies to come out to LA to be on the fan cam and they put me in a hotel and he stopped by my hotel uninvited and took a dildo out of his bag and tried to use it on me. Has that story hold water with you, Sean? Well, I carry one when I'm in crowds because you never know, sometimes, you know, you got to slap someone. Yeah. You don't want to use your fist.

You know, I think that it's going to be, if you ever go in front of a judge and you say you slap someone with a dildo, chances are at least half the people in the court will laugh. I mean, probably get a lesser fine. Andy, it seems to escalate pretty quickly. He stopped by my hotel room and tried to use a dildo on me. Yeah, I mean, look, I don't know what she was thinking to be perfectly honest.

I'm not her. So this did not happen? No, no, no, no. I mean, and that's why I finally, I mean, I dropped the text to really show the exchanges of us first, talking before and after the encounters, just so people could actually get a conversation of what happened, because I think,

as you said, context is very important. And I think it's really scary when it's just one word against another, which is sadly what happens a lot. And so it was very important to set the context up and show the mutual flirtations and all the things that happen, and the chats that we had after that verified nothing happened in that room. So all of that was very key for me to reveal, to really correct what she said, because she, you know, and she also deleted a statement before that, which is now hard to find, but it's in my

video if you watch it, where I think she just eventually, she originally went out and was like, he attempted to sexually assault me on multiple occasions. And then she went on to a bunch of things. And then she kept changing her story as she went. But the first accusation of he tried to sexually assault me on multiple occasions, that's really harsh. That's really extreme, that's criminal. And that really is what set the tone for everything else.

And then she continued you for the statement. So that's really what I was trying to set the record straight on and with my video and finally dropping all of our chat exchanges. Well, you had also right after that happened, a ton of chicks came out who had private conversations with you where you're awkwardly flirting with them. Like, I don't want to mince words, but there's clearly some kind of a flirtation going on and it seems like after that everybody used that to everybody used that to make you look like an even worse predator like you were trying to lure these chicks into your into your depraved sex acts and you're like

you were trying to force them to um, I don't do you have anything to say like did you notice that too? Yeah, I mean I think that part of it is complicated because I don't want to come out here and say, oh, yeah, I'm completely innocent. I did nothing wrong. I was incredibly unfaithful in my marriage. I definitely clearly made fans feel uncomfortable with those flirtatious advances. I think it's a big discussion that I'm still having

with a lot of fans and people about abusive power, the creator and the fan. I think it's a discussion that we need to have more openly and more honestly and less just accusatory. And what's really frustrating is like, look, I would, this is not an excuse, but it's like, I never was popular. I'm not trying to justify anything.

It's like, I was completely awkward my entire life. I was the fat nerd before nerds became popular. Girls didn't talk to me. And I think the fast track to success and suddenly fans that actually were interested in me that haven't come forward. All of that really warps your mind in a way where you do just assume, okay great, this is a really great dating app. And I think I did take advantage of that in a way which I regret.

I wish I'd been a better person and not just attempt to say, oh, wow, this girl's cute. I really like her. We have common interests. I wonder if she's romantically interested in me. I think that was wrong of me, because especially because I was married. You know, that said, all of these conversations

aren't criminal. All these conversations where I like something I was warned about. I should have known better. But it's like you know if I wasn't married I have I have I still have I think it's a conversation is the rock star not allowed to interact with his fans like it's a very blurred line where it's like I think we do need to have these conversations. I do think a lot of people are making valid points of will you were a creator you had you know you you were the a senior person on staff

you shouldn't have been attempting to even flirt with these women I think that's ridiculous me too I think that's ridiculous you brought up so many good you got you brought up so many interesting points and right out front I'm coming from the other side of it which is you brought up rock stars specifically the idea that rock stars would not try to fuck every single female fan that engaged with them after the show is pants on the head retarded to me. Like, what is the point of being a rock star if you're not trying to nail every single chick

that's coming back to see you after the show? Like, what the fuck are you there for then? Do you know what, I mean, it's like, it's childish to expect that. I'm not saying that they're supposed to, or that's behavior to be proud of, but I reject the notion that I think it is childish for people to think that with celebrity does not grant people,

like that you're supposed to act like a monk. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, and here's just, I don't wanna get too off to topic or derail things, but what I found, I once heard a woman say, well, I'd rather believe her, when an accusation comes out, I'd rather believe her and be wrong. And I'm thinking like, well, because of course, if you are wrong, you'll shout it from the rooftops, right? Yeah. You make sure to restore this guy's reputation, saying, I was wrong, I was totally wrong and all the women are gonna do that, who,

you know, because there are totally unfounded accusations. And the guy is guilty, he's found, he's tried, found guilty and executed, and nobody comes out and goes, you know what, we were all totally wrong. No matter what, does that do they? You know what, Let me ask that. Andy, have you had any of these guys like, I noticed, I noticed even Joe star recently who I, I thought was a cool guy.

He's been on the show. I've done a bunch of stuff at UCB with him. Even Joe liked some tweet calling you a, it's still calling you a pediter. Or a predator. Let me pull that one. Have you gotten any response from any of these people who are aggressive? Yeah, no, I don't, I wanna be careful here

because it's like, I don't wanna start a war with those guys. Like at the same time, like, I have said this and I think it's angered them and I've even said it, but the reality is no, none of them once called me out. And I can see their perspective of why they're upset with me. I can see how awkward I made their life, the channel, I upset fans, they have to, you know,

they have to come forward and that. I also imagine fandom, their new company, does not legally want them to wait in these waters because I've proven I'm litigious and they don't know where I stand any further. So I get how complicated all that is. That said, I would have loved to have talked to them and explained things. And I especially would have loved to have talked to them and explain things and I especially would have

loved that the morning of those accusations dropped you know to who I considered my friends. I think I live in all of those people my friends and it's like I'm not trying to play victim here but I just it just showed me who my friends were do you know any mean like and I think oh reality and I think we you said you know you said that I think what you said, you said, Dick, I just, and I apologize. I don't remember you on the show. I was an ego maniac at that phase. I had so many people trying to get on the show, and Hal was putting so many people through the show. Maddox was on the show.

You know, Asterios was on the show. All these people came in and out of the show, and then as, you know, they, just, just were levels, but they all wanted to be on the show because we were a successful platform to come up their followings, you know. And I think, you know, when Asterios did that show, we're happy to talk about it later. But even he made one knock on me that he was absolutely right about what I remember him talking about me when they cut me off the air and didn't have the balls to talk to me. So he was like, he has no the fuck I am.

And that was true. I didn't really know who the fuck he was. I don't know a lot of these people are, but I knew they came in and they were funny and they came from hell's recommendation. And I trusted him. And I built friendships with my core group there, trying to help and have Hall use that to bring in his teams and people that he could lift up when needed. All of that was fine by me, but what was frustrating, just like, I thought that core was really

actually friends. I learned that it was just their boss, they were just my workers. And I realized that in a way they were all, they were all using me, just like they're accusing me of using my fans, just because there was no genuine reaction. If I don't care what the person does, if someone is putting in a house down,

you call, you say, how is your family doing? What's going on? You just do that. Like I watched Stephen Colbert when he addressed Les Munevez. And it was just a fucking class act the way he did it. He went out and he was like, look, this man got me my life. Like, I am in forever in debt to this guy. At the same time, people need to be held accountable for their actions. It was a way to support the man who clearly put him in the place that he's at, but also

like admitted, listen, if I got to see where this nets out, I got to see how this goes. We're going to follow the leads. You know, there's a way to do that. That's genuine and professional and doesn't just rush to judgment that I wish a lot of people. That's a lost thought process these days. It's instant. Well, hold on.

I mean, you said something that I think is important. It is, it is the rush to throw you under the bus and the excitement. Like the fervor, the fervor, you can read it, we can read it in their language. They are just thrilled and passionate about being able to destroy you and because you're a fucking evil person through and through. You've always been an evil person. No past actions account for anything.

It's the ultimate evil version of what have you done for me lately? What do you think about that? Yeah, I mean, I think there's endorphins that come out when you're publicly, mobbing someone, right? When the group's like, burn him. Yeah, yeah, I read that when the groups like burn him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I read that headline.

Let's burn them. There can't be anything going on in his personal life or her personal life that might, you know, open more eyes to why they're doing it and how do we help that person? It's just burning. I think we, as a society now, have just gotten to a place where we just, that's how we react. That's now how we get off to a certain way. And it's, it's framing, because I see it happen on both sides. I see, you know, we have to be more scared. That's how we get off to a certain way. And it's framing, because I see it happen on both sides. I see, you know, we have to be more scary because we just have to be a little bit more, I think calling someone out on bullshit, checking people, and saying you are dishonest. Here's why.

Those are all valuable and I think fair ways to do something online or whatever, but jumping on to bandwaggins and just with these witch hunts that are, I think, happening and not allowing due process are terrifying things that we as a society need to really be careful. And I don't care if you hate me. I don't care if I didn't know how what you guys really feel about me. I don't know if you were going to sandbag me like a serious did, but I'm here to talk because it's like if I can have civil conversations with people even if we have different political backgrounds, I think that's an important thing to do.

I'm not going to judge any of you guys. I don't know you guys. I need to have a conversation with you guys to get to know you guys. And I think that's what's sad about us as societies. We got to start trying to like back up and really not, I hate to give Trump because I'm not a Trump supporter, but I hate to give Trump's head credit. But this fake news thing was a brilliant marketing move. It's absolutely fucking true.

And it's like, you know, there's a lot of fake news out there that we got to just be careful whether it's a person on Twitter or a national headline, you know, we have to do our due diligence to make sure what we're doing is, you know, correct, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's a big ask. It's fun. It's fun. I really do. It's, it's, you know, I am not hopeful. We got to get smartphones, right? But, you know, you mentioned, you mentioned hysterios and you mentioned this idea of calling people on their bullshit, but it's funny,

it's funny that we're in a situation where people don't have to get called out because the successful, the platforms belong to the, the platforms belong to the enablers. All of the people who called you out wrongly will not be punished at all. And in fact, I think that like Andy, I see you trying to build your name back up, but I think that them being wrong about you, anybody in a position of power having been wrong about you. And I know this because it happened to me too, it hurts you more that they were wrong

than it hurts you for what you did do, which is behaving inappropriately with fans in your words. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I think we all, we all, look, we're all human, right? We've all fucked up. I'm sure you have fucked up even more than we want to know. We all have been there.

It's like, I've been underpants. I've been underpants, yeah, I've fucked up. Yeah, I mean, look, and I think, they're in an odd spot. I will acknowledge that. I'm not trying to, please, I don't want more people to bully them. And I'm trying to move forward, as you said.

And I agree that it's a hard thing to do, but I think you do, you prove yourself through action. And I don't want to just become the call the screen junkie, you know, the screen flunkies parody and call them out every week. Like that's not my goal. You know, yes, am I hurt? Sure. Do I believe they're hurt? Sure. I think it's a, you know, it's a complicated thing that went south. I think there is a little egg on their face. At the same time, I think they're holding a lot of that side, film, Twitter, et cetera, because I did a video, I partly climbed up. There's egg on their face,

but they want to hold onto a narrative so tightly that they're ignoring real facts and real problems to that narrative. Because this instance right now, it's not about me. It's like, I'm taking accountability. I even year like telling me I didn't do anything wrong. I still feel like I did things wrong. Like I want to have those conversations with people.

But this woman falsely accused me. And what's really frustrating is like, people are still just believing her. Well, you know what, we need more from you, Andy. We haven't seen enough from her still. I mean, I don't know, man, I feel like I really put myself out there. I really, that was really hard to post and be that vulnerable and also to revealing and to put it all out there

and to have people still like, well, I don't know, man, you still did all this. And I still need to hear her side. Guys, she said her side. She's, and it's not, it doesn't hold up. I've caught her in lies. She continues to ignore it. And now she's choosing to say, you know what, I move on.

I mean, that was the craziest thing. But she made this, she made it. She made it, but she's choosing to say you know what I move on I mean that was the craziest thing she made this she made the whole thing she's just letting her move on because they didn't let me move on right and they're still not letting me move on she set the house on fire and move on down good it's no I her her comment I don't have an infronomy it's so infuriating let me see if I can find that on kiwi farms because her statement is basically, I've dedicated too much energy to this already, and now I'm just gonna move forward.

So you fucking killed a guy. Y'all can pick the carcass. Yeah. Yeah, I'm off to the next thing. After all of these sex lot looks, Sean, this is the nudes that she sent Andy. These are all of their chats. This is what she says, when I came forward a few years ago,

I knew everything that was displayed in the video today could be made public. And she's talking about all of her sexy chat logs. She's a bandie. And like her saying that she can't wait to meet again and all this kind of shit, I was ready then and I'm ready now to take the hits, comments, or criticism

you can throw at me because at the end of the day, I know my truth. And what I did was right. Oh, man, when people talk about their true mistakes, I've had to live with them. I'm not giving any more of my time or energy to this. I'm moving, I love when people do that. Munky did that recently.

Like, I'm not even reading this anymore. I'm done with it. I'm done with it. I don't care where you say it. I'm moving on from my own mental health. She's really throwing all the memes at this one as you see, thanks to all those who continue to support me as I learn and grow. Get fucked bitch. Andy, I got to ask you that. She signed it. Yeah, crazy. So, so here's what here's what was interesting about you to me. You are, would I be

inaccurate and saying that you're a male feminist or at least when this happened, you would maybe be described as a male feminist. You know, I think that was unfair. You think that's unfair? Did I stand up for women at times? Sure, but did I stay up for all types of people? Sure. I think I was very left. I was very liberal.

I'll say I was a liberal. But did I, I had a lot of females who thought I wasn't feminist enough? Well, they're actually going to think there are a lot of those women are still at hitting at me one of the one of the accuser still that's out there and people are used are clinging on to is this completely full of shit to actually to the the two that keep right coming up

uh... that are on threads of their there i don't know what the fuck to do i know what one of them's talking about she's lying the other one is just making shit up so it's like you know but one of them who's who she's lying. The other one is just making shit up. So it's like, but one of them who lied, she always thought she wasn't on the show because I was a sexist. You must be sexist, that's why you won't let a woman on. No, you're not.

It's just women aren't funny, that's not sexist. No, but I do believe women should have a voice and nerve-dum in my show when they're on there, but I'm not gonna force it. Like I don't believe in forcing diversity and feminism is just a gift to. Because I don't believe in forcing diversity and feminism to have to, because I think that's gonna step them back even worse because the audience, when toxic,

will be like, this bitch doesn't know shit. Why is she on? I told you bitches don't know shit. And that's not what you want. I wanna make sure if you come on my show, you know what you're talking about. You can talk nerds. You can keep up with the conversation.

And in Hollywood, to be honest, especially at that time, you know, women who knew their nerd culture and weren't faking it were actually harder to find. They were more in demand. They were more expensive because they knew their worth. And that was the reality check. And so I tried my best and always would fit in women when I could because I do believe in that.

But at the same time, like, I wasn't gonna force it. I think so this idea, like, you are a forced male feminist. Like, sure, I believe in feminism. I believe in that. And I believe in feminism, I believe in that. And I believe in women, I believe in all races and genders and everything. But I don't believe I was so vocal about it that everyone sort of called me out on, no.

Why do you think they got that impression then? Because the only thing I heard you say was something about Trump's pussy grabbing content that like that are comment. Like when he said, you know, if you're famous, you can grab him. Trump's complicated. Like I don't support trump i'll say that whether that loses some of my followers or anything whatever

but i i'm moving here to florida i've talked to a lot of people who voted and support trump and there's a difference between people who to me are saying about supporting trump and understand what he's doing which is really shaken shit up and not really caring and just screw in the political landscape up. When they can admit that to me and they can say, yeah, he should probably be off Twitter and yeah, he sings some really stupid things. Then I'm fine with it and we have really smart dialogues. But when people just really can't even see that Trump is, I think, doing a lot of those things, that's when I get frustrated. But being here in Florida, I've seen different like but if you asked me two years ago I was you know very you know

anybody votes for Trump as a moron they don't know what they're talking about I can't see both sides that's why I'm now that's how I feel like I can that's fascinating to me because my next question was has this experience changed you uh you know we're kind of we have a tertiary connection through is stereos a stereos was sued but for you know, we're kind of, we have a tertiary connection through hysterios. Asterios was sued, for, you know, asterios was sued for $380 million, just like me and the same lawsuit. Asterios was destroyed, had his life destroyed because of the way he handled it.

And I was the property dick. Yeah, I mean, and but even after that, asterios has not changed at all. Like he is still the same guy who makes accusations without back and like he hasn't changed philosophically at all and it sounds like you have. And that's what I wanted to know from based on your experience with this.

What has it changed in the way you look at, you know, sexual dynamics in the workplace, mob mentality, but specifically men and women and sexual dynamics in the workplace? Cause to me, this was about power, not about sex. Like this is routinely these me two cases are about dethroning the gatekeepers of power or manipulating the gatekeepers of power and producing a chilling effect on the guys that remain, who will cater to these assassins of character.

Does that make sense? Yeah, I mean, I thank you for asking that because I think it's important. I think so many people just assume I can't change, I haven't changed. But people don't realize when this stuff goes down and these public shaming, which happened, you know, I've lost count. But it's like when you're kicked so hard

and you hit rock bottom, like you either choose to just be live so hard and you hit rock bottom, like you, you, you either choose to just be living in Nile and just be staying asshole or you really look in the mirror, heart it yourself and figure out, well, shit, what the fuck did I do wrong? What don't I like about myself? Why did I do it? You go in therapy, you talk to people, you talk to friends who actually aren't giving up

on you and you say, all right, lay it on me straight. What have I done wrong? You hear it, you know what I think? There's a person who takes that time and really works on themselves and does the hard work and tries to find, you know, see the other side of things and comes out stronger. I mean, most successful people I'm learning have to have one of those really heavy knocks in order to really be successful because we all live in bubbles. We all are insecure and just idiots.

And I think sometimes we just get so blind and I know in L.A. there's a lot of them. We just get, I personally was so insecure and unhappy with myself. I was just not in a good place mentally, but I was successful. And people were looking up to me and I was definitely a bit of an asshole. I wasn't always the easiest to work with. I will cop to that. At the same time, there was a lot of pressure. Yeah, you have to be though. If you want to get anything done,

you have to be an asshole. Yeah, well, because there's a lot of pressure to deliver what I did. And I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I make something beautiful. And I see, I'm not going to name names, but there was someone in the screen that he's crew went on Reddit and is trying to rewrite history. And he, the reality is, he doesn't know what the hell was actually happening by the scenes. He wasn't at that level. He's never been.

But he's, you know, rewriting things such as like, yeah, you know, and they won't, they won't, I'm like Voldemort over there. They won't, he who should not be named never wanted to pay his guests. That's bullshit. I wasn never wanted to pay his guess that's bullshit i'd they i wasn't allowed to pay guess oh he never wanted women and all these things bullshit i put a woman on screen junkies we did that the female lead star warshow which at the time was pretty daring but i believed in cuz she was really fucking funny

uh... there was a lot of shit which again who is the really funny one i'll be the judge of the millennial falcon with Jenny Nicholson and it was just her i just thought she was really just really funny and just had a really a different voice I mean I put it on the main channel and I thought to keep it there even though the audience didn't get it because it was really more All humor and it was I didn't want to do an eye-fuckin star wars show with four dudes talking star wars I've seen it a hundred million times colliders got it up to us ten times a day Yeah, I wanted to try and come up with something different with a new voice that I thought you know what?

This is fantastic. She actually does know her shit. But my point is, I was all about trying to take those chances and do things. So this revisionist history really upsets me. And so, you know, I think they don't know me now. They knew me then, they were upset with me then. The reality is, I don't think there was upset with me then until that October morning. And then suddenly they obviously became more upset. And then they got ingrained in them in a way. But no, of course I've changed. Like I'm not calling them out.

A version of me two years ago, I don't think I would have been ready and I would have just become a complete ass, probably more like Asterios, and just shitting everybody and caught everybody out. And I think that's not the best way to go and for me to be happy. Like I know I've erred, I've been working in that.

I have chosen to put myself in healthier relationships. I am not cheating in those relationships. I'm very proud of that behavior. I'm, you know, in therapy. I'm doing things to keep myself in check. So I don't make those mistakes that I made to get lost in an ego, to get lost in my own, you know, arrogant, you know, narcissism. Like, I know I had it.

I have a tendency of that that can definitely, if I don't keep it in check or have a support system around me to keep me in check, I can go there. At the same time, like, I really tried to find happiness in me. I hate to sound so stupid. I'm sure you're on it's like, who the fuck is this guy trying to get so deep on it? Yeah, there's a bitty prey love for us. Yeah, I know, but it's like, it's so funny. That's usually me, Andy. It's a little bit of you, do you really got to fight a little bit? You got to be happy inside, and I know a lot of people are depressed right now, especially online, where I dig to door fucking phones and social media. You got to log off once in a while, and you gotta find, all right, what do I do?

Is it reading? Is it running? Whatever the fuck it is, you just gotta fit a little bit of that into your life to try not to make your life so toxic. So I really did do the steps to try and fulfill that, to try, I mean, myself better. So, yeah, I really do feel like I've worked on that change. I hope people will see that as they follow this new journey of mine and as I move forward. And you got to realize that some people are just never going to let you change, you know,

in their mind because they want to dig their heels in and can't admit that they're wrong or that somebody as evil as you can change. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I love that I'm saying? Yeah. I love that part about not paying people. Like it is, it's the dog pile of these little grievances. Like even chicks that you've talked to. I mean, do you want to...

Can I call someone out, you know? Yeah, please. I already did it once. Do you know Justin Donaldson? Yes, what did he do? He, dude, I called him out on Mysterious Is Show. I'm gonna to calm out again he came and just dog piled on me with just a lies

like said i saw his stole credit from him from the shows and never paid him and forced him out that guy such a bully so it's a story such a bully and was so jealous of how success on screen junkies and why wasn't him that he just completely piled on me. And it was just the perfect example of just LA and that scene. And his whole thing was just bullshit.

And I'm gonna call it out for bullshit and she publicly went and knocked me. Like what happened to April is atrocious, but let me try him in my experience. Like, whoa dude, like, can I ask you something? How many of the time are placed and you're wrong? So it's, you know, since you know those circles, I'm going to call him out for what he did, but I really didn't like the way he did that.

It was really and then there were so many other disgruntled. There's I don't want to call him out because he's harassing me up to no end. But there's a couple of their sort of writers in that space who are literally harassing me. They won't stop. Do they're crazy? You mean like this is like someone's going to be with a woman? I don't care about you anymore. Like, I'm sorry, you still care about me

and I didn't hire you. Like, move on with your lives. Yeah, it's the concept of friendship. I mean, this friendship is another meme that gets brought up on people. Like, if everybody asks if, oh, aren't you, and a stereo is still friends? And I always pause and say, like, look,

you gotta understand, as soon as you do a business with someone, friendship no longer applies to you. That is it. The show business, the business is the big word, the show is a lot smaller, and friendship is nowhere in between. It's show business. I did, you probably, I'll tell you a brief version of this story, but I did Tournament of NERS with Hal and Justin Donaldson for like probably five years. And I think some people could argue that I wasn't the best at that show, but while they

may be able to argue it, they couldn't beat me on stage. So I, you know, it is a stupid little show, but you dump so much time and energy into these things that you love doing it. It was probably the only thing comedy related that I love doing at the time. I definitely loved it more than anything else. Maddox, I started dating Maddox's ex-girlfriend. He'd been broken up with a girl for I think three years

or something like that. We met at a wedding, I took her home, rest is, and you know, we started dating that way. Maddox got so incensed about that, he made a video with audio that he clipped out of an episode of our podcast together where he labeled me a rape apologist because I suggested that the only way

for women to keep themselves safe is to not put themselves in a compromising situation in any situation. That was, that was my take on it. And he, he released it to the entire UCB community at large. And immediately I got kicked that Justin Donaldson called me like, I think the next day and said, oh, yeah, you're just, you're not allowed. You're not in the show anymore. Obviously, you know why? I was during a screen, a screen junkies recording of one of your roasts. Hal made a call to Justin asking if he should get involved and let you guys know that I

was this unhierable black bald old. Oh, that's right. The way that what episode of the roost was it but getting the beast you were a guest on the same okay thank you thank you were fucking first of all i apologize i absolutely remember you now uh... you are fucking hilarious as guest on those are my favorite things ever did you want to get you a genuine a couple that that was fucking hilarious and i wish that was somewhere live because i was

one of i think our best shows it was just a great cast great funny but now that's weird I remember that and then how came and talked to me and gave me a warning and said oh Andy my Gaston you should be careful not to hire him blah blah blah blah blah and I was like well look what do I I don't is this can you show me what there is and I did ask for proof is like is what are we are we gonna get in trouble what do you mean and then at the end of the day, well, he's playing Gaston, so let's give her a shot.

I do, if I do, just stinkly remember. And I apologize for God, but yeah, you were fucking hilarious in that roast. And I know, because I tried, I was like, when, I couldn't remember what screen jucky show you did, but now, now, now it all is clicking and I absolutely do remember you.

So thank you for doing that. You work very, very funny. Thank you, thank you for remembering. I forget why I started telling that story, but it was like how eager those guys specifically were there to just torch anything to the ground. And such that the notion of friendship doesn't, I don't even think about it anymore.

It's like that doesn't exist. Doesn't exist. Let me say this about how. I love how. How everybody loves how because he just doesn't, he doesn me say this about how. I love how. How everybody loves how, because he just doesn't, he doesn't weigh in those waters. He tries to be just the man of everybody.

He wants to be loved by everybody and everybody pretty much does love him. But when there's controversy that's gonna piss people off, he doesn't want to get involved. And I think that's what's happening now with me. And that's very his MO, and it is what it is.

Like, I stood and defended how for a long time to keep them that show. They wanted to fire him multiple times. So it's like, because that screen-jucky show wasn't as performing and we all were like, well, no, Hell's part of the family and he's loyalty. This is the crew. So it's like, I had loyalty to those guys that was really hardcore. And so to see them just immediately just follow everything, which I, now let me be straight because they may listen to this, I understand why they're upset. I understand

why they were mad. It all looked really bad. I understand what they had to give pause. I don't understand why they didn't call me before going publicly on a screencast episode. To call me out and say, we thought we knew this guy. We thought he was our friend. That was absolutely, absolutely, absolutely uncalled for. And none of them should have done that. And that is the biggest stain for me on all of it is you don't do that. You should, they shouldn't have addressed me at all. And they shouldn't have addressed me at all, to be honest. But they did. And I think that's why things are in a weird spot now because they chose to address me then. But now they don't want to address me now. And my DMs, my phone, they have my cell, I'm making it very clear.

I'm not going after them. Guys, I'm sorry, I genuinely am sorry. You can reach out any time off the record. I would love to try and just put water under the bridge, move forward. I am not trying to go to war with screen junkies. I have no interest in going to war strings. I just want to fucking work, guys. I just want to do what I did.

I was pretty fucking good at it. There's a lot of money in war. Well, I do nerd wars now. I can't do movie fights, but I can do nerd wars. So I have those on my channel. I really hope that it turns out, you're in this crazy spot of everybody, like everybody on the right, everybody on my side

takes immense pleasure in your fall because there's like a C.I I told you so about men, male feminist, not you, but anyone who's aggressively stands up for women. There's that perception. So you're getting dog piled from the right and you're getting dog piled from your own history. Because they don't want that narrative. I'll wait a second.

This guy wasn't as bad as we thought. They can't correct themselves now. They can't be like, oh, well, no, okay, well, sorry, this one, maybe not as bad, they don't want to say that. Yeah. Do you want to talk about, I know you're short on time, you want to talk to me about the Mumpke isterio sandbag permanent?

Can I ask a serious question? Because is Mumpke actually going through these like weird suicidal episodes, or is he just a genius Andy Kaufman? I don't understand what's happening because I don't follow the genre as much because I don't want to completely shit on him if he actually is genuinely going through

something that seems pretty intense. Do either of you have any insight on this? I have a hard time taking creators who dabble in the morbid seriously. Like Mumpki John's, he's going through an elaborate, he's making, breaking up with his girlfriend a very elaborate spectacle to me. Like, he got caught cheating.

So now he's sobbing on camera and pleading with people to treat him like a human. And yet, he built his career making fun of Elliott Roger a mass serial killer. So, sorry buddy, but you don't get, but you don't get to play the heart card when you built your career over mocking murder. It seems like he's going shy of the buff. Yeah.

I genuinely am asking you, because I feel like it's an Andy Kaufman-esque performance art that he's like, because it's exactly the type of thing I feel like someone like him would want to mock. It's like all of these apologies and the movements and YouTube over, over extending. And a weird way, I kind of am just like, wow, look at him. He's really just gone to, you know, Dr. Manhattan level.

I don't know what the fuck's real anymore. So I don't want to, like, if the guy's really in the shitter right now and mentally unstable, like, I don't want to knock the guy, but to answer the question, like whole podcast was frustrating. They knew exactly what I was allowed to talk about. They misled me. I came in. I feel like I handled myself as best I could. I wasn't going to storm off, but I think they wanted me to. And then Asteria just didn't even have the balls to stick around. He's got bored after I kept saying, dude, I can't come in. And I wasn't going to risk my lawsuit to chime in on Boomer versus Zoomer. I'm sorry, Assyria, as you can go fuck yourself.

I have a, do you mind if I play a little bit of it? Cause it is fun. Assyria was so triggered at trying to fuck with you that he walked off his own show. Really? Yeah, not for Assyria's no. But like, so they told the next episode, I think I was on there and they said that they were just going to slow burn you with references to predator stuff, which is funny.

But then a stereo's couldn't control himself and spurred out, like comparing it to Kavanaugh and Tromba and his really saying that he was trying to help you. Yeah. Let me load it up. It's really, it's funny either way. Like honestly, you find those things more funny than I do. Yes. Because I just, it just makes me depressed about humanity.

Yeah. No, I don't take Mumkees melt down seriously because he uploaded, he monetized the video. Like, how serious are you? It's just not what most people do. You know, you just billboard their, their tower crashing down. Yeah. Hey, everybody, look at this. I'm going to play it. I'm going to start this at 1730.

This is me and he got emotional and he tore. There's one. This is from this is from the Boomer versus Zoomer podcast, which is now a defunct, I guess, but I assume they'll have some stupid arc of Mumke's redemption where he comes back and a stereo succents him. Fuller going to come out and somebody brings us up like, okay, so here we got this woman. So this is a stereo's talking to Andy. Is it Signor? Yes.

And he's Signor. Let me, I'm going to put it in the mic. So maybe I'm going to put my headphone in the mic so he can hear. Okay. Okay, here you go. Never wave. Wait, let me open this image in a new tab. So the other way of asking for a picture.

So are you just trying to like force me to like do this? Is this the topic that you're doing? No, because I talked to him and I said, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no because I wanna talk about that stuff, it's not fair, I'm not saying no, I'm not gonna talk. But if you're gonna start throwing things at me, I'm gonna go because I don't wanna, I don't want you to play this, make me look like a jerk. That's not fair, man. You don't have to look like a jerk, but like when somebody asks you, you just have to say what I want.

No, I'm not a serious, I will comment when I can and the lawsuit, don't be a jerk. A serious, I think you said as much as you can say on the subject, I think we should hold up. I'm trying to say as much when I can and the lawsuit don't be a jerk. I think I think he said as much as you can say on the subject. I'm trying to put my headphones towards the mic so you could hear, but I guess that, I mean, he started with like a rock star energy. I mean, it was all, I could tell from, and it was just all clear. I walked into a, ford it's nest.

I remember him, I'm doing you a favor, Andy. I do remember vaguely. I mean, I've tried to burn it out of my mind, but if you need me to relive it for some sick purpose of your own, what, what, own, what are we getting at? Yeah, pretty much that. I just wanted to get a take on the sandbagging in real time. But I guess that's not going to happen.

And it's okay. How do you say were? They it was clear they were sandbagging me. But I my take was just like, I did not want to give them the pleasure of hanging up on them. Yeah, because I knew what they were doing. It was very clear what they were doing. And I was just, you know, I thought, look, I'm, and what was just frustrating,

was like, I was like, look, I'll come back and talk about you about this when I'm able, but, but was so frustrating about that and so many other things. It's like, no one really knew the full story and I couldn't really share it all. And I couldn't, just, I wasn't gonna sit there and put my own cases and jeopardy.

Like, yeah, I totally flirted with those women. Like, yeah, I did make that text. Like, I wasn't legally allowed to do any of that shit. And so, it's like he knew that. And then he was just like putting my feet to the fire to like try and make me look like a shit, which was just, you know, the style and it was what it was. But it was just more frustrating even beyond a series. Like, Mumpke trying to play, you know, Pair In a Valkyrie.

I didn't know, and I don't really care. Like, I mean, I, come on, I know that's bullshit. And they both blocked me afterwards on Twitter. I said, you guys, you guys can, because I had a conversation, like, look, you guys can keep that. I'm not trying to cut it, but like, you just completely sandbagged me and lied to me and like, well, no, no, no. And then finally, they just didn't even want to deal with

trying to engage with me. And then both blocked me on Twitter. So I just, you know, I find that cowardly. Like, if you're going gonna come back to me. It is cowardly. Well, it's what everybody does though. And it does, though. So like, talk to me and like, let me respond

and they didn't even have time for that. You're gonna like monetize my downfall and my sandbagging. Like, you know, that to me is just like, classless and it is what it is. Like, I don't wanna knock the guy though, if he's mentally, it sounds like, shit, I don't know, the channel got pulled and got pulled and much shit like I'm just doing my thing and and and let the chip slide where they are and they'll have their fan base they'll

have their own thing I don't have anything against their fan base but you know I don't I don't want to I don't want to give him any more time to be honest I don't think he needs it. Yeah I hear you that what's very funny to hear I mean it's very funny to get your take on it especially especially that now you're on top and they're both they're both uh... they're both in ruins i don't think they i don't know can kick they do stuff with the i i'd like to plug my patreon because i want to do you do your crush and it congrats i mean clear your fans are very loyal and i don't want to take away your fans they won't i know but

i'm trying to do my own patreon it's at atmynamepatreon.com slash Andy Signore. And I'm actually launching a Kickstarter this week for a project that's gonna be separate, that's gonna be my attempt to try and shine the spotlight of being wrongfully accused on other people. And so I had something I'm really passionate about, I'm excited to launch it this week. By the time this goes public on,

you said this drops Tuesday, I hope to have it on there. So check out me on social at any any signal on Twitter or my popcorn planet, YouTube channel, it's popcorn planet. But I hate to be the pluggie guy, but like I do need some support right now. And so if anybody, you know, feels bad, I'll take it right now.

So you're doing a series highlighting people who have been wrongfully accused? Yeah, I'm gonna start a whole new podcast and a docu series that will be launching. You get the exclusive here to your live Patreon supporters. Cool. But yeah, I'm going to try and kickstart in Self-Fund. Basically, because using my, I'm really good at telling stories

I saw, I think, and people see the content. No, your video was great, dude. I watched your video. I thought it would be like a shitty kind of woe is me, but it gave me that you might not like this reference, but it made me feel like the first half of Kavanaugh's congressional testimony. It was very impassioned and very vulnerable and very powerful.

My girlfriend and I watched it in bed, and we both just said, wow, everyone, that's a good video. You guys tell us how the story. I did, you know, that was me. I wrote that and I did it all, and I know people are knocking me for my toys back there, and it's fine. video. You guys all the story. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, But I did get the video made and I had like sexual assault survivors watch it. I had people who didn't like me watch it. I tried to get feedback to make sure like, do you hear my message here? Like I didn't want to just go out and do a vacuum and just do something.

It was genuine, it was all me. There wasn't a team behind it as people think. But I did get feedback because I wanted to make sure this is my shot at making this right. Do you have any notes for me or things I should adjust? I've been making that video for dozens of times over the past two years because I've been sitting with that evidence and I knew I needed to get that information out before I could really move forward to let it go and actually address all these other things people are accusing of. And so thank you for washing that. And yeah, my goal is like take those skills of

like, how do I tell, how do I do what I did for me, but for other people who need it. Like other people who are just getting railroaded and I got thousands of emails, man, like I got thousands of emails of people who are just like, holy shit, I can't believe it. I'm in the same boat. Like people you wouldn't expect all the wakes of life around the country. And I thought I'm sitting there and like, this means something to me. Like I should follow up and use my skills to do that.

And so if I can fund this thing, which is not, it should be up by Tuesday when you guys watch live, or check my Twitter or my popcorn planet channel, I hope to see if I can crowd fund just a little bit of money to go actually fly out and tell these stories, not just a talking head, but fill them in their job or get their friends and like, here what happened to them?

Do they deserve it? Have they paid enough? I'm calling the show Hugging the Cactus. It's sort of like a term. I learned from people of just like how long you have to hug that cactus and your ugliness before it's ready to like you know actually show your change and try and move forward. And so you know I want to go out and sort of sort of find people who've been hugging their cactus for so long that it's just look man let's just give them a shot. Let's just let people just want

their stories heard. You know what I mean? And if I can help do that, that would mean a lot to me. I think fans would appreciate it. Fans would enjoy watching other people that they can see that got just railroaded. And so I hope I can get the funding for that the next couple of weeks and that can sort of be my job because I'm just unemployed, man.

I just want to make content for living and I want to use my skills to try and get there. So yeah, any support on Patreon, I'll just subscribe in. I'd be grateful for any of your listeners who can afford to do both. It would be a lot. That people with that story call in and write me all the time. The only thing, the only thing I hate giving people advice, but I will say it here, please do not shun the right.

Guys, guys who are on the right and are like, guys like me who are called Nazis all the time by people in entertainment for no reason, like just for being conservative. Guys like Mike Surnovich, like people with, um, people with a platform who want to get these stories out, don't shun us the way a stereo has because. I have a story. I don't want to give it away yet because I don't have a permission but I have a female political figure who who went through exactly that and her life was destroyed because something was taken and they called her racist and it was I talked her for two hours and it was such a fascinating conversation and I want to tell her story because I am you know I'm a lib I've

been a liberal I think I'm leading more in the middle now you seeing just the sort of pockery of the left and just the bullying and just awfulness they're doing. And I wanna meet in the middle, like I have Republican friends, I enjoy having smart conversations with Republicans, like I don't got a problem with Republicans. I have a problem with racism and terrorism

and shit like that of course, but I know so to my Republican friends. So it's like, I don't like, I agree with you. I don't like people being labeled and just groups being shunned because we think, oh yeah, we'll have one of those for Trump as a moron. I've learned that's not the case. You know, I mean, I don't agree with his policies

and I may think he's a bumbling idiot at times and doing terrible things, but look, I can't deny he's gonna win again and it's because of the fucking left. It's because the instances like me where they're so clung on this narrative. Like of course he's gonna fucking win again. But I just, what do you get?

What can you do? And it's like you have to live now as a liberal who doesn't like Trump. You just gotta let it go. I'm be like, all right, well, I wish we would have a, you know, a party system that just changes. Like eight years, the Democrats get it, eight years Republicans get it.

Let's put all that fucking money that we spend campaigning and six shit. I don't care who's side But just do shit and stop talking about and wasting on campaigning. I'm so sick of politics It's like yeah, hey man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right, man. I know you got stuff to do. Thank you for calling in I'll thank you guys for a fair shot and thanks for talking. Yeah, I appreciate it Thanks for the links and thanks for for reaching out. Yeah, good luck buddy. Good luck. Thanks you guys. Thanks for you. Interesting dude. Yeah, what a great that was a great interview. I think and it was

It's so funny how Well, he mentioned the hypocrisy. It's just if you're diverse in the right way or if you're tolerant in the right way Yeah, then you're then you're you in the right way, then you're golden. Yeah. But it's man, just they are just ready to execute after word one. It's crazy. It's crazy. And you know what?

We're so divided and we're so socially isolated. I think a lot of it because of social media. And like he said, he had like a two hour phone conversation that was completely enlightening. And it's like, when you have those that you realize, it's like, we're just two people. Like we're just two people. It's not like this giant, you know, it's not the, it's not the blue and the gray and the civil war. It's like, we're so dehumanized when it comes to that kind of stuff, I think.

And we're just, yeah, we're just ready to execute, man. And it's not good for anyone. You know, I did want to ask him, like you mentioned being a nerd and not getting any attention and high school and stuff like that. I think that the other side of that coin is women who are also geeks and socially maladjusted overreacting to the kind of normal flirtatious behavior that guys like Andy have, like these chicks get in a situation. Like, we'll use the rock star example.

You go backstage at a rock concert, the chicks they let back there are hotter than fuck, they know exactly, they know how to def, like they know how to block off, they know how to block dicks that are coming out of them at a hundred miles an hour from every different direction. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta chop those d block off, they know how to block dicks that are coming at them at 100 miles an hour from every different direction. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to chop those dicks off.

But you got to check who's never had attention before, getting attention from like a whatever quasi person of repute, a known person like Andy, and she doesn't know how to control herself. Do you see what I'm saying? There's a higher increase chance of regretting a decision made of a huge life change. Because it's different. A hot bitch has had Dick and money offered to her since she was fort fucking teeny. But a nerd will get, she'll be 40. And this is the first time Dick ever showed up at her door.

I go, what do I do with this dick? I don't know. I'm like, he's saying I should touch it. I regret it. Fuck me, too. door like what do I do with this dick I don't know I suppose he's saying I should touch it to I regret it fuck me too uh yeah I'm I wouldn't out there some of that all right let me get Kent to liens on oh and he's not a bridge burning guy like me I guess I don't know good if you can if you if you don't want to do it don't do it I like doing it I like doing it I would do it for free what burning, burning bridges?

Yes. No, I know. People, I just hate them so much, you know? I know. I know. Um, they're a lot of them are very hard to like. I mean, I can, you can love someone in like a Christian way and like them and just merse, like berate them mercilessly, right?

Is that, that's like, I love you so much. I just want, I just need this, I need you to see how fucked you are. That's all. Hello. Hey, Cantillians, what's going on? I need you to see how fucked you are. That's all. Hello, Hey, Cantillion's. What's going on? Hey, what's up, buddy? So where's your, uh, where's the Kiwi?

Is he not calling in now? He's, he's all nervous. He got cold feet, man. Oh, he got cold feet. He doesn't want money. He doesn't want my money now. He's not wanting money. Oh, I heard you guys talking.

I heard you guys talking on the Chris Kent cast this week. Chris Achilles didn't try, go ahead. I was trying to get him on. I was trying to, you're trying to prove to him that, hey, Dick is not going to screw you this time. Maybe in the past, maybe he did, but now, no, he,

I was telling him to come on and try to get some money, but I think he's, I think he's getting too rich for his own good. Oh, I was telling him to come on and try to get some money, but I think he's, I think he's getting too rich for his own good. I think he thinks he's too famous for you. He has been saying that he's been dealing with his newfound e-fame, right? Oh, yeah, he has. He has. He thinks now that Dr. Rachel won't talk to him because she's jealous that he's becoming

famous. I think that's true, though. Like he makes a lot of statements about people that I do think are true. I think she is jealous of the attention. Yeah. No, especially now the fact that she's going on Twitter saying that you're trying to force him to harass people. I don't really get that whole part. No. I'm trying to load up. Okay. Here is the message that Chris recently sent to Peach. This is what I wanted to talk to him about, but I guess he doesn't want to call in anymore. This is from Chris, Chris sending to Peach saliva, giving someone a brown, giving someone a brown shower

is hardly showing you like someone. I was more inch, this is, he must have been talking about brown showers. There's a conversation before don't know. She said there was a conversation before this that I don't know. Chris says, I was more interested in you. Peach responds, ha ha ha. Well, that's quite flattering, but I have a boyfriend. Chris's response, okay, well fuck you too. I don't believe you.

I'm going to delete my Twitter posts referring to you and I'm going to commit suicide. Perfectly, that's normal, balanced, healthy reaction. That's his new thing is that he's telling everybody that doesn't like him, doesn't like the show or doesn't really want to associate with the, with the, with the Dix show. Yeah. Is that now he's going to kill himself. Oh, he says that all the time now.

Oh, the time. All the time. What a surprise. I was trying to get what he's, including me. I was trying to get what he's sitting. He's sitting. I was trying to get what he's sent to Veronica. So Veronica, the but Veronica, the very, the beautiful girl. I love how they're all like, they're like three steps. They're like, I say this nice, you, ha, ha, ha, like laugh it off.

That's very nice. And then I go full blown psycho. Yeah, it goes steps one, two, three. You don't happen to have a link to her post, do you, can't, Tillians? No, I don't, I don't have it on me right now. Essentially, he would, so the, his whole thing of why he hates Veronica so much and I, I cannot follow him is that he thinks she is a, whoa, this is what he said, a whore for going on the dick show half dressed just to get to a tension.

Oh, yeah, but he's clearly just, he clearly just wants attention from her because he came off real sweet. He came up with his A game right away. Oh, well, yeah, it's a game. Look, I'll read it to you. Okay. Here, I found it. I found it.

Oh, you got it. Okay. Yeah. Oh, no, wait, that's, that's him getting locked out. Oh, a man after your own heart. Okay, here you go. Yeah, here it is. Christopher McCarty says, hi.

That was sent yesterday. She posted this, by the way. That was sent it to in the afternoon. Then he says, then five hours later, he says, XXX, justen the, in case that high, case that high didn't arouse the attention of a playmate. While she's on a shoot. Yeah, hi. Hi.

Oh my God. Hi, I've got to get right back to this guy. That taxa, so pleasant. Ticing, what a mysterious greeting. Hi. Hi. Oh, all right. He didn't even compliment me. Right. Hi. Oh, all right. I will even compliment me. Hi back.

XXX sent that five hours later and Sean. That is his A game. Hi. Hi. Uh, by the way, XXX. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Perhaps not the most sexual greeting there could ever be. I guess so. Triple X. Kisses and pornography. It's right, because it's- Physical affection and the implication

is that it's pornographic in some way. That didn't work. It doesn't beat around the bush. So five hours after that, fuck you. Yep. There we go. It's amazing. He can have a conversation with himself.

Get some self-worked up. And he doesn't wanna call in. I had a fun game for, you know what? I'll tell you the game. All right, I'll tell you the game. But he has to call in, he has to call in to collect his money. He has a problem with threatening people because then he went on to say,

what do you do besides offers to show your body, going in the dish sounds like you are anxiously awaiting to add to your notch count with another cockaw disgusting. If he can go, if he can go a week without threatening anybody, he just can't seem to do it. I'll give him a hundred bucks, but he's got to call in. Yeah, but he's got to call in. However, every person he threatens, I will give them 10 of his $100. I like that.

So they get it. So it's almost like gambling. Yes. So if he can go all week without threatening somebody, he gets a hundred bucks. But if he threatens someone, whoever they are, and they have a screenshot of it, then they will get 10 of his $10 and his amount will decrease by that $10. So one threat, 90, another threat, 80.

Does that make sense? So you're basically paying. It makes perfect sense. But you're paying for the call in, right? He's got a call in. He's got a call in. He shouldn't get anything if he threatens somebody, right? I mean, well, he gets in the last 10 last bucks.

Well, 10 less bucks, but you still got to get, you're still paying him. So he's got a call in, right? I mean, well, he gets the last 10 last bucks. Well, 10 less bucks, but you still gotta get, you're still paying him. So he's gotta call in, right? Yeah, he has to call in. Yeah, okay. He has to call in to call his money. Right. Okay.

Is that agreeable, can't-illions? Can we agree on that? Well, you know what, as the master of contracts, as he said I was, because I have an MBA. Yes, I think that's a great deal. I think that this is now legally binding and I will make sure he gets it. Yeah, where did he send that thing saying he wasn't calling in today? He sent that to me. I'm trying to be his liaison now. I am now his Wrangler.

I am now his agents because he's becoming so big online. Oh, here it was. The most appropriate thing to do is for Dick to negotiate the terms of the contract. Viet, do I ever have this in the pre show? Yeah, you did, but. And I an email and for you to assist me is the main person to work on my behalf as you're an expert of contracts. How does he know how to use the term Viet?

Or any, I mean, like it's, he doesn't know we went to the moon. Wait, can't Julian, what? Yeah, he doesn't know that we went to the moon, right? Zero idea that we went to the moon. He's not an expert in space. He's not interested in space. So he doesn't want to talk about.

I don't know what that's all about. You were also telling me that he blows all of his money on like, how's his air, how is online? Is that true? So yeah, report to say, and there's been some rumors out there that he might be purchasing laptops for other women out there so that they can talk to him. That's not sure if that's true or not.

He denies it, but he also denies a lot of things. Yeah. All right. Well, tell him if he wants a hundred bucks. Those are the rules. And if anybody else in the world wants $10, I think you know what to do. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Well, the thing is, don't be too hard because I get now roped into every single one of these conversations. Every time he attacks a woman on Facebook, Twitter, somehow it gets thrown into my DMs and I'm getting associated with it. So if he does break this rule, I'll make sure that to keep him in check. I think your show is the greatest podcast I've ever heard this year. It is the breakaway hit of 2019. Everyone should listen to it live.

I can't turn it off. It is the breakaway hit of 2019. Everyone should listen to it live. I can't turn it off. When does it air? When does it air? 80s girls so excited. You just blurred it out when it air. It's really good to say again. Wednesday at five what? Five p.m. Pacific.

And then I release the episode on Fridays. Wow. Okay, I honestly think you guys should get on the see you next Tuesday. When network against maybe who are these podcasts. Maybe we could have some kind of a battle like we do on this show. Yeah. To see who gets on. Perfect. I'll have Chris come on and state his case. I think he would be the best representative of the Chris can cast.

If you subscribe to their Patreon, Chris will insult you personally. Yeah. He told crippled Jesus that he was going gonna take a dump truck full of turds and dump it on his house. Oh. He comes with up with the stuff on the fly. He's like, don't let me. He's got kicked in the head. cripple Jesus?

No, Chris the Kiwi said that. No, no, no, about cripple Jesus. Yes, about cripple Jesus. Oh, yes. They have an enmity. Yeah, okay. Oh, it's all right. Can't tell it's worth every dollar. Yeah. Yeah. Well. All right, can't tell you. It's worth every dollar.

Yeah, yeah. Well, people will be the judge of that. Let's see. All right, see you, buddy. Thanks for doing this show. All right, I like dick. See you. Of course, later, Sean.

Later. Funny. That guy, I'm pissed he won't call in. Not a fucker. Well, he's addicted to the spotlight. He will. At some point, he will. He just can't bear to stay away.

Okay, let me read some comments. After all, Dr. Rachel is jealous of his fame. I think she is. Maybe he's very, he's very well adjusted in some ways. But then a psychopath, in other ways. Yeah, that's the naming. Yeah. You know, unlike the interacting with humanity kind of way.

Yeah, this is psychopath. Ha ha ha. Just enough to lure you in. Comas, James Gibbons, hey Dick, I got a bell delfine rage. Women's body dysmorphia is so bad that it even changes how they see other women. So this meme's going around of bell delfines pick next to a old pick of her without makeup caption is this who you're really fapping to. My girlfriend sees it. Races across the house frantically to show me it going.

Oh, she's hideous. Yeah. Right. Yeah. You know that bathwater chick. Look at how ugly she is. And see what people find. See what people like weird blah, blah, blah. She's always doing stuff like this. Oh, oh, oh, oh. This makes me rage because the picture with no makeup is actually hot and almost looks basically exactly like my girlfriend when she was younger. Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah. If you say that out loud, you will never hear another complaint. You're probably, the rest of your life will be miserable, but you won't. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that looks like you and you were a little bit younger, huh? Yeah. No wonder I think she's hot. No, really fuck with her brain then.

Of course I got a lie though. No, that's a myth. The lie is so obvious sounding. I feel like Ricky Jervais in the invention of lying, but it made her happy. So apparently her hearing is just more, thick two, just needed to vent. God, they do.

I hate that when women do that. Look at, oh yeah, she's so ugly. Bitch, what the fuck? What the fuck are you? If you got time to criticize another woman, you got time to go do some squats. Do you think, do you think Uma Thurman is hot? No, I don't either.

Every woman you talk to, oh yeah. Oh, she's so gorgeous. She's so, it's like, no, she's like a fucking giraffe, dude. Like it, it's this, chick hot, chick hot. I see what they're trying to do. They're trying to talk about this. They're trying to warp your brain.

So that you say she's hot, like Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah, they're trying to do. They're trying to talk about this. They're trying to warp your brain so that you say she's hot, like Syri Jessica Parker. Yeah, they're trying to warp your fucking mind. So you see ugly chicks is hot. So you become all women are trying to turn you into their gay friend. It's a threat to. Gradually.

And you're trying to turn them into a pet. It's a age, it's mutual manipulation. Yeah. You got to be better. You got to be smarter than this. You don't have, if you're going to lie, get something out of it. No, the government. Can't tell you the number of women who just glow when they talk about Umat Thurman, because

they, you know, inside they're going, she's really not that attractive. Yeah, they love it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, if I can get him to say this chick is attractive, then maybe he won't want to maybe his dick will fall off. If he, if he starts really believing this, maybe his penis will fall off. Hey, I know you guys talk about it. So it's probably moot, but Michael, we'll just say Michael S. Hey, dick, I was listening to the bonus episode. We were giving the guy advice, whose wife turned into a rotund. A solution is really simple here. They're talking about having kids and there are plenty of risk factors associated

with being a fat woman and giving birth. There you go. I'm, yeah, science it out of her. That'll work. You know, so we put on a doctor's lab code. I'm sorry, honey. You're too fat to impregnate. Oh, yeah, I could sorry, honey. You're too fat to impregnate.

Oh, yeah, I could see that going real well. What you need is that you need to pay off the doctor. It's just like, you know, I mean, yeah, you're basically healthy except for, you know what I'm gonna do? You know, you're, I'm afraid you're gonna get too fat. And, you know, you'll, you'll have too much fat around the birth canal on the way out and suffocate the kid. That's the kid. It'll come out like a conehead. Yeah, we'll have to much fat around the birth canal on the way out and suffocate the kid. That's the kid.

It'll come out like a conehead. Yeah. We'll have to pry him out like gum. It happens to cattle all the time. You have to pull him out. They're never the same. They're all stretched out and skinny and weird. Right.

I don't want to have a skinny, weird, slender man kid. No. Bitch, you got to lose some weight. I'm going to take a play-doh fun factory. Look at yourself. Yeah. You think I could barely fit in there. Turn that kid into a star.

I'm gonna produce professional looking pamphlets so you can go home if you go to that you lie, obviously. Oh, honey, I was at the doctor today and I found you get a stack of pamphlets like get a, so you're addicted to alcohol pamphlet and oh, you have a rage addiction problem and they're like, accidentally have one at the bottom. I'll send these to you in a kit.

And the one is, am I too fat to get pregnant? Yeah. And just leave them on the counter and say, oh, I must have grabbed this one by mistake. Like a very solemn, serious looking woman. Like really, there's a lot of angst on her face. And like a mangled kid, like a kid that looks like all spastic and has a helmet.

With just a bunch of made up stats. Study show that a fat woman having kid has a zero percent of being, chance of being happy. Your kid will make you look even fatter when you take pictures with it and post them on social media. And then just have like a picture of some hot chick like being a, ooh, a face. Yeah, that's really how you have to approach this, I think. Yeah.

Appeal to vanity. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See IA of peeling women right now. You're the women right now. Right.

What does it, what else do they say? This guy needs to guilt trip his wife into losing weight so that they have a healthy baby and birth. Yeah, give that a shot. What have you got to lose? No, but yeah. Hold back on having kids until she gets in shape and if she refuses, get a divorce.

Ha ha ha. Also the hand job was a good call. I think that was a good advice of mine. Don't go straight to prostitution, get a hand job for a CIF. You can handle the stress of lying to your wife. Modern women are very spoiled on fidelity, I think. I gotta think about that one more.

That's the flag that I'm planting in advance. See if I can work my way there. Right. But you haven't poured the concrete yet. You got to suck in the soil. But this is my, I'm a surveyor out there with a binoculars. Yeah. I'm seeing like, yeah, I think that's about, I think that's where my point is. Mm-hmm.

Very spoiled. They don't, they don't question it anymore. In fact, they get angry if it's question. This is a problem. Here's why loot boxes, this is from CX-3001. Here's why loot boxes aren't the same as baseball cards. You boomer, fucks. How much you want to bet that you will already know

what he's about to say. That sick feeling, that annoyed feeling in your stomach, like I already bet I don't know. I just say, because I could not care less about loot boxes. So, you know what else makes me rage today? Video games with entire components that are based on like fiddling around with attributes and these garbage secondary games inside your game

that have minimal to no effect on your game. But it's just all about like, it's like you're day trading. It's like you're doing your taxes. They have a significant components of games. I just got this new Marvel game where you have to put shards of gems and crystals and slots that have minuscule effects on like your like 1% boost in your charisma

or the fun you're having. So what do you do it? Fuck, because the knowledge that I'm not doing it will somehow have an aggregate and collective negative effect on my game experience, because I'm not good already. I'm compelled to do it out of boredom and I hate that it exists. You know, you can get a little bit more of an advantage or a little boost. It's, I feel like the game is like a Japanese mom making me go learn math after school.

I got a, oh, you got to go learn more algebra after. I really hate it. You can sell, but here's why loot boxes aren't the same as baseball cards. You can sell baseball cards or magic cards for money based on their rarity and demand. Therefore, you can expect some return on your investment when you buy a pack.

Well, good luck with that. Have fun investing in Pokemon cards, Jackass. Items you could value, I mean, I remember when that was a thing. You mean when our parents convinced us that it was a thing? Because they all missed out? Well, they used to, you know, if you had somebody's rookie card, you would, you could make a fucking mint when that was in like the night. Oh, yeah, we're talking 20 years ago, sure.

My dad will go through baseball cards at the house, Google, go on eBay and type in a very unspecific representation of the card, like Bo Jackson, Rookie, and then tell me that that's how much the cards worth. You sit down for fortune here, cards. Oh, yeah, then sell them. Because if you actually go through and look at the value of the cards, there was less than the sticker on the box from 1992. Items, loot boxes, loot boxes cannot be resold for value, so you're just spending

money into the ether. Yeah, that's pretty obvious, dude. That's why it's the same as baseball cards that are... Oh, okay, they're not like baseball cards. They're like buying a pack of stickers about that in a daycare. Let's see, Ben Welch in regards to Matt Fuckface never say let me know when texting a woman, it's more like let me know. At worst she'll ghost you and at best she'll ghost you.

Bad advice, Dick. Bad advice. Wow. Well, what do you want? Matt Fuckface, by the way, kept messaging that chick. He did? Yeah, which I think is bad. Yeah.

You got it. Once you ask, and if it's unclear, you just leave. That's it. Yeah, don't, I mean, you have my number. Yeah. If we've interacted and you liked that interaction, because like, chicks get addicted to the, so wait, he kept, did she message him back? Yeah, they kept talking.

Oh, he said he slid right back into it. And I was like, well, then you kind of... Remove your power from the... You got to ask, and if she says maybe, then you stop. Cut all contact, and they know what to do. They know what's going on. Oh, there's Matt. Hey, Matt, did you, did she message you back at all?

No, no answer, bud. I want to swallow a shotgun shell. I hate my life so much. Fuck, that's a bad sign. Let's do voicemails. Hey, everybody, this is Mood of the Dix show. Dix.show pagerunnercom slash the Dix show. See you next Tuesday. Stick around for Facebook, Facebook news and voicemails. And we'll see you in Minneapolis. 17th, 17th, August 17th, tickets on sale, tucking better beyond sale Tuesday, but I've already got my flights, so you should too.

Make your travel plans now. Yeah. Fuckface says, nah, she's been faunting over giga chat all day. Yeah, then ghost her. Like that's, that's it, man. If you're not getting paid, don't entertain this bitch. She's not interested. If you wanna be friends with her, fine, be friends with her,

but you could do better. I met a different friends, let me talk to him, get in here. Oh, they're hanging out right now. All right, here's the, here's the end of the show. You think I could talk or end of dating him? The challenge. Oh, let me see. Let me see. Yeah, he's with her right now. I'll ask her. All right,

here's Facebook news while we wait. That would be funny, right? Uh, yeah, or he could go out and find a shotgun shell. Maybe what if I catch his depression? Oh no. Hello Dick and hello Dickheads. You're listening to the Facebook group news from the past couple of days. Who is Steven Wright? My great-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand- included Seinfeld, Nirvana, The Rock, Rape, and Tim Burton. I don't know who this guy is. Travis L announced to the group, I just put in my two weeks

notice to start my own company, and I'm getting butterflies. He asked if anyone had advice, and some people did. Don't sell butterflies. Anthony J suggests Travis only accept payment via Bitcoin. Wong Erickson said, don't sue your former coworker for $2 million. We've heard that. Yeah. And Thomas McCoy adds, don't commit suicide. That's totally. TDS TopGay needed some help earlier this week. He posts, thinking about walking into my boss's office and telling her to audibly go fuck herself and I quit. Tell me why I should or shouldn't. Top responses were just ghost from Moon McMaster's.

Drop a moab from Ross. And a bunch of boring people told Tanner to make sure he has a new job lined up. Okay. Oh, what was that? Probably not what he was that. Why? Well, what he was expecting.

Something just be Tanner wanted something spicier than those noises. Yeah, I wanna know who was reading the fucking news. Uh, oh fuck it. Let's just do voice meals. I don't know. I thought it was Riley or Hayes and Cruz, but they mixed it up, I guess.

They're farming it out now. I guess. They've got things going on. Yeah, they got things going on. Okay, thank you very much, guys. At least he read the news. At least he just, at least he only read the news.

We had some problems with that for a few weeks. We're getting there. Yeah. Hey, Dex, keeping, well, my wife, I always found out that I left a voice in the little daughter and has been asking me not to be saying more voice in those about her. So here's one. I said, OK.

And then she took over the entire bathroom. So what makes me a ray is giving an inch and taking the mile. You see, I remodeled the entire bathroom. Okay, got this really expensive $1,500 vanity with two sinks and everything else that I'll have on it. It's one side and one drawer, okay? It's why there's two vanities. But put some of my stuff in the top drawer,

my razors, shading, cream, all that stuff, talk drawer. And then that turns, all of a sudden that turns into stair now clippers. and then that turns, all of a sudden that turns into tear-out clippers. Those little boards that they file, the emery boards or whatever, they do their nails with, nail clippers, here, tweezers like, oh, the shit that I don't use. Or, shouldn't have to, like, have that in my drawer.

All right. So, hey, this needs to stop. It just doesn't, you know, this needs to stop. It's just this, you know, this stuff doesn't fit anyone else. Like, won't fit in my drawers and is it okay? All right. Stuffed to the gills. You can have this one drawer with me.

I leave town for 24 hours to come back and on my side of the cabinet is full of tampons. Oh, they're closer to the toilet. It's easier for me to do that. So, yeah, give them a take a mile. Yeah. I just can't have anything to go. Yeah, no, you can't.

You should go with it. You gotta have a secret bathroom. Seems like they're gonna have to switch vanities. Switch slides. Oh, like as she, yeah, that's what you got to do. As she's encroaching on your space, you got to go start encroaching on her space. Eventually, you'll just switch. And she can have her tampons and toilet all to herself for when she's in there. And you got to put like screwdrivers and shit into her as loaded up with garbage. Put all

your dirty clothes in there. So when she opens it up, it just falls down like an avalanche. I love his voice mails. Me too. Did you notice that his wife told him not to call in anymore? Yeah, that. Well then, right. See, that's a guy who knows how to handle a relationship. Always manipulating. There's always consequences for any ask, any ask at all, no matter how reasonable. Right. She fucked him on his bathroom, so you don't get to have me not call in and leave messages anymore and get the bathroom. You don't get those two things. You get a relationship works like the Godfather. You get one request on day of your daughter's wedding.

You get to come in and make a request. And if you request anything at other that time, you are in the Godfather's, you owe something. You're in the Godfather's pocket forever. Hey, yeah, you know what makes me a giggle just talker by the way I just wrote by a call I had one of the hilarious zero point zero stickers on it you never want to bear a thought well I drive up by the window and all that all fat, big piece of hamburger. Oh my god, that baby laughs so hard. Maybe because I've been driving too fucking long. But god damn, how do you, how do you not unironically see that shit?

You're a big old fat tub of blood. So you put a big old fat tub of blood stickers on the side of your car. Well, it's not false advertising. It's a different card. Oh, well's not false advertising. I'm getting retardated. Oh, well, talk about it. 0.0. Oh, I like that guy. He's got a little catchphrase.

Talk about it. Yeah, that's a thing. You can brag about how you haven't walked any steps at all. Right. 0.0 miles. And everybody should go, that's so brave. Yeah. Trying to think if I do that, am I overly proud of? Uh, no, I don't think so.

Maybe the liquor, but I don't know. It's not the same. I like fat people are, like, if you could tell me pretty much anything that I do wrong with alcohol, I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, you're we up. Yeah, pretty much we have done that, definitely done that. Do that more than you think I do it. Yeah. Oh, that's what you know about. Yeah. Maybe she's just leaning into it. Yeah. Hey, Dick. Here's a fucking rage. Oh, hi, Sean. Hey. Sorry, what I do. Anyway, my fucking rage is passive aggressive parents. Holy shit! The piss of me off. God damn it. I'm going in. I told you. Oh my

God. Fuck you. Fuck you if you're passive aggressive retards. Go shove a fucking field off your ass. Like, like with goddamn 3 inch fucking needle. God damn it. Oh, there's no way you could do it, you know. We've read the moi-moi through this day. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Oh, fuck. Holy. Straight up, Tony. Hey, can you, can you, can you, we drag around the mailbox?

Please? Sure. Hold on. I'm sure we can do this. Man. I'm on the cuff free, young white man to get ahead, isn't it? We back, we had to get ahead isn't it? I don't think you can do that wow

He really hates weed wagging Uh-huh tell me please just don't be a bitch about it. Tell me, it's not that fucking hard. Just fucking tell me. Oh, you remember. Oh my god, I can't even take a minute. Because I'm so pissed off. Don't get this guy. Don't weed whack angry.

That's what I do know just weed whack everything else yeah all your except we're all the flowers don't trim anything don't trim the edge of the lawn just the flowers oh they always say you know have kids there you go there's one hey guys you know what makes me a fucking rage? It's Max. I was losing your bond, so, yeah, and you know what he fuck if that he called for night a first person shooter. For night is a goddamn third person shooter. It's really now.

Yeah. I live for a nice day. It's fuck why could you see the character? Playground for children. Basically, a fucking place where parents can put their children and let them run wild while they go fucking the background with a daycare of sorts. Fuck for a night. But you know what, if you're a guy who's claiming to be playing for night streaming for night

on twitch then you should know the difference between a fucking person shooter and a third person shooter like it's common knowledge like you read it your reader you're either facing forward with a gun in your hands or you're looking at a person who's carrying it on it's not that hard. Well he was really taking a nap at the wheel on that one, wasn't it? And then he went to his expressions. Somebody, boy, are my wings tired. Yeah. Somebody sent in a bit that Maddox did

towards the beginning of his best debate show about his mom. Yeah, I haven't listened to any of the best debates. So it's pretty much two years of content for me to use now. Yeah, I haven't listened to any of the best debates, so it's pretty much two years of content for me to use now. Yeah, right. Shooting on him. I'm gonna play it. Okay. They said it's horribly cringey and unfunny

and that watching the bonus episode made them think about it because Maddox was making this like his folksy anecdote about his mother who he despises. Oh, my silly naive mother. She's like, I listen to your radio show. Oh, she doesn't know it's a podcast. So here's the bit, okay. I'm morbidly curious about it.

Here we go. Welcome to the best debate in the universe, the only debate show where I argue both sides of an issue and you decide which side is more persuasive. I'm your host Maddox with me, Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, both of you. Welcome back. Welcome back. This is it, guys. The first big episode, new network, Madcast. This is the first episode. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the network. Very exciting launch. Do you send you the whole thing? My mom even said she's going to call into you.

Here we go. Show a little bit later. No, yeah. My mom's calling into the show. But as much as you guys speak, I guess, huh? Yeah. She's trying to get any time with me over the phone. And I said, you have to call into my podcast.

That's the only time I've done it. It's a deep conversation, all that. Well, it's the only time I'll answer to the phone. Good. Yeah. Professional reasons. Right. Excellent. Yeah. I want to keep a professional relationship with my mom. It's probably best to with most moms.

Yeah. Let's hear it from my mom. Oh, boy. Yeah. She said she was going to call in and actually, oh, here it is. She's dialing right now. Let's go to the phones. Wait, she's dialing right now. Let's set, let's go to the phones. Wait, she's dialing in. That's not the sound of the phone, Megs, when, yeah, but that's not even, that's not right. Someone's calling in, you just pick up. Right? Yeah, I guess. I mean, that's a, well, this is a small problem. You know, I don't know. This is where he puts in his. And that's it. Well, this is a small problem. You know, I don't know. This is where he puts it in his...

Here we go. Hello? Oh, hello. Hi, happy. This is your mother. I remember this. This is my son, Maddox. Yes, yes, mom. You know what's me. You know, it's my voice. Why are you calling?

Oh, I just want to say, I'm so proud of you for launching your new podcast network. Oh really? I thought you'd be disappointed somehow. I thought that you know, I can't wait to hear your stories Wow, that's very supportive of you mom. I was expecting some passive aggressive Okay, yeah, what else? Hello, also I want to ask you a question. Yes? I was wondering when you're going back to school to get a real job.

Okay, there it is. Alright, mom, I already told you that I'm not good. You just thought that and I were wondering why you were such a loser. Okay, mom, I gotta go. I don't get a haircut. Alright, mom, I don't have time for this. You don't have any hair. Okay, mom, goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Call my mom calling into the first show to shit on. I think I remember that. To my whole son. Now that's love. To her own son. She's calling into shit on me on the first show. Yeah.

That's how, that's my relationship with my mom. She always does that to me. Solid family upbringing. Yeah. I've told this story on BookTour, but I'll mention it here because it's a much larger audience. But the first time I called my mom to tell her that I got a book deal, that's the first thing she said to me

is why don't you go back to school and get a real job? Oh, that's great. Yeah. Thanks. Very important. So that's my mom calling into the show. All right. Yeah. I got, I really want to listen to that whole show and comment on it. Well, I guess I got a lot of time.

Yeah. Okay, a couple more. Big show. Sorry about the audio quality, I'm driving at the moment. It's all right, but I just wanted to let you know all of my me a rage today so

My girlfriend has a bunch of shitty friends who are really into soccer and They mind us to go to one of the Portland Timbers soccer games What a blast you got a sweet so it was all right. I got drunk for free. Mm-hmm. But looking at all. Aren't you really better? Of the dipshit in Portland,

it's the most obnoxious thing that I've ever had to deal with, and keep my mouth shut. They're unfurling enormous banners from the rafters that reach the field that say, the the the the the the the the the

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the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the It's not because he's played by all the third world countries. Because they're playing now. Oh yeah. All I'm sorry. Everyone from Dallas and racist. Okay. Fucking pussy. God dammit. No fucking pit.

It's just embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. Yeah, it is. I don't pretend to be that into, I don't pretend to be into sports because I'm not. And seeing people pretend to be into it. Women pretend to be into sports because I'm not and seeing people pretend to be into it. Women pretend to be into it is makes my insides hurt. Jumping onto a and jumping onto a sport like soccer

that I know they don't like and know they don't understand. Like you can't, if you can't explain to me what an off-sides rule is, I know that you don't care about this game because it just go for it and brace the special Olympics. That's why we have it is for that kind of shit. Don't need to go shit up soccer with your nonsense. Hey, Vic, it's Matt from South Carolina. Don't know what my race is.

My race is fucking roommate matching. So my apartment complex, I'm a college student, they do automatically recognize me. my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is my reason is what interests me. I said first guy, look at the profile on Facebook, they say, oh, I'm an artist. It's kind of like Bob Ross, beautiful landscape. I look further down to the picture. And the first fucking picture in post is a furry dog being spit roasted by two goddamn dragons. I kind of get the one double-cheeked fucking frog. Your life just got a lot more exciting. I'm going to hire you with this goddamn disgusting

furries you're with. That was good. Don't fuck yourself. Welcome to college. What do you like? And now everybody who comes over, they've got to learn about this furry shit. You could have a stuck with.

He could probably be kicked out, depending on what the dog policy is in the apartments. Yeah, you never know, especially if he's a husky. A lot of apartments don't allow a certain size. They bark. They do barrow. Howell and bark. And you know he's dying to get it out.

You know he's dying to let loose in college now. Oh yeah. Thought I'd have just a couple of fur friends over here. A couple of drinks. We like a howling pack of wolves in there and big crate from bad drag and shows up. That's a dildo site. Sean.

Oh, okay. Didn't you think that part about the Andy's and your, the dildo part was funnier than? It was just weird. Like totally nonsensical. Then he came over to my hotel room and tried to stick a dildo and me like, wait a minute, what do you mean? Walk me through this.

What does that describe? Sean came over, he tried to stick a dildo. Like I would say that to his funny. Where's the intermediate steps? I would phrase it that way to invoke laughter. It seems wild. Sean came over, tried to suck my cog. Like, no, that's no great. No, no, no, no, no. Hello. There was nothing objectionable until he tried to stick a dildo one in you. Like that wasn't a kid unwarranted kiss. There wasn't some kind of penitr,

because the first thing you guys going to stick in you is not gonna be a dildo, it's gonna be stick. If a dick-shaped item's getting in you, it will be his dick, not a dildo. Dildo's second, third, fourth thing that gets shoved in you. It's common, but not right away. There's gonna have to be a no on some other things before it gets to that point. For sure.

And then if there's a yes on those, this isn't really, no, that's offensive. I'm looking too much into the, you know, the modern audiences, they're on their phones all the time they can't think about plotlines critically. That's true. That's why they love me too. Stories don't make sense.

Plots full of holes, characters are inconsistent, wildly inconsistent. The moral is ambiguous at best, but everybody's on their phones, can't think about it. You know what makes me a rage? When your dad finally gets solar panels for his house, but then he won't turn on the air conditioning on the hottest day of the year because he wants to save electricity. What's the fucking point of solar then? Yeah, good question. You get solar you're supposed to run the AC 24-7, right?

I don't get it. All right, bye. Stads, they don't get it. Well, when you're paying the power bill, then, like, God damn, dude, like, just turn the fucking turn the air on. You know what? I don't need the heat in the wintertime. That's what I don't need. Yeah, put on more clothes.

Please run the God damn air conditioner. That's what I don't need. I'll put on more clothes. Please run the goddamn air conditioner. You know what? We can't sleep. You know, be funny like a lock that unlocked at a certain temperature that you could just super glue onto the fridge or the cabinet. Like, oh yeah, dad, how about this one? Here's a fucking lock on all your beer

or on all your cashews that you fat ass. It doesn't unlock unless it gets below 78 degrees in this house. Yeah, you figure it out. Yeah. Yep. One more. I thought this one was interesting. Okay. This one made me think of something. I don't want to talk about it too much, but it made me think something. It's big. It's Brendan from Tampa. I have my goddess in a stereo from underwear. Oh, yeah. Anyways, it never makes me a fucking rage. Depression. Got an amazing girlfriend. We've been together over a year now.

Got an amazing house. But nice back to our other great job. With people I love doing something I enjoy, making good money, have a decent car. And yet I'm still not happy. Isn't that some fucking bullshit man. No matter what, it's hard to believe in anything. And I kinda hide by smoking weed.

That's what makes me a fucking rage. Dick, I love you to go fuck yourself. John, yes. I love you to go fuck yourself. Yes. How about you? How about we played this one? No, I just got it. Oh, sounds like it. It's like it because everyone is.

Sounds like that. Sounds like it. No, I know it was like, yeah, the content was a little bit different, but. Yeah, man, that's what's tough about it. You know, all that shit, everything's going right, everything's going right. Yeah, all right. Well, some people get pissed when I lecture on any topic

that I, you know, that's not clear cut. But this made me, and it doesn't apply to everybody, but some people find value in it. So I guess if you do, if you do take it, but if you don't throw it away, There was an eighth sin in the Bible. It was an eighth one. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've done this a long time ago. I don't know why. I remember it because it's so interesting that one would get chopped off. And the ones where the Catholic church do it, did, you know, I don't remember. No, but for real, you're not a feckin' one. There was a thought with you at all.

There was an eighth one. It's probably because seven sounds sexier. It's more fun to say. That sounds like a snake. So it got, it's not eight, eight, eight, eight, great. It's great, eight deadly sands, you mean eight, eight great things. Gosh, shit.

Yeah, I mean, I think the original, the new testament is, that's where, is that where the seven deadly sands or is it the old testament? I think it's old. I think it would probably know that. Neither one was a thing. I'm saying so.

I don't know. You think when they translated it to English, that's when they got it catchy, because seven, otherwise, you know. I think people invented on their own. Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. This is ID railed. I think it was, I think it was Apotheosis.

This might be completely wrong, but it is the idea is there. It's, I think it was called Apotheosis or despondency. Dispondency. Like an apathy. Yeah. Denying the love of there. It's a, I think it was called apotheosis or despondency, despondency. Like an apathy. Yeah. Yeah.

Denying the love of God. Yeah. Actively denying the love of God. And I think there's a lot of it. Oh yeah, yeah. No, there's still something like that in there where it's like that's one of the, that's a, that's got absorbed into something else.

Yeah. But it's almost like that's an unforgivable sin is like knowing that God's true, but denying Him or. It's love. It's the love. And I think that, I think that it is very applicable in cases like this, where it's, because you have, the sins are, you know, it's all marketing whatever bullshit.

N.V. jealousies. N.V. jealousy is great examples, same, but very different, very, very different. And it both will fucking consume you. You get like N.V. N.V. jealousy, feel it. You feel it all, you feel it all the fucking time. Matt fuck face right now. He's, he's, he's dealing with it incredibly and we all do. You know, you want something, not losing something, but you want something else. He's you up, eats you up. I think that that eighth sin is very important for people

that are dealing with the amount of the amount of pervasive depression that this guy is and that we all are. This is some degree and that it is you have to be work aggressively, work aggressively to brainwash yourself into getting rid of it and that it was so big of a problem that I'm not, you know, I don't mean to sound like I'm telling you what to do. But merely calling attention to the fact that it has been such a big problem for so long that the church originally included it as part of the worst things that will eat your soul.

So it's tough. Don't. As much as all the other seven are all choices that you have to make all of all of them gluttony like every say it is a choice ultimately to deny the to deny the To deny the inevitable actions based upon that all consuming emotion and to try it all times to purge it in your heart It was originally in there for a good reason and they say so it was it was apathy Yeah, but it loses loses the translation's not. It is the lack of allowing the love of God into you. Yeah.

Okay. Done. Or you know, but, but, but there is a significant lack of that feeling in a lot of people. Oh yeah. Because they don't, they're not, and I think they originally told people, like, no, you have to put it there. If you're struggling with this,

it is sinful to not put it there, like to not accept the delusion that this, that this is a, like you're born with all the other one. We're all fine, yeah, you're born with that. You gotta fucking stop that listing and envy and shit, man. It just chews you up. But this one, I'm saying this one should be, this one, is that important that it's been that pervasive for so long

that it was originally part of that? Oh yeah. No, depression and things like that. Since there's been people, I'm sure. I don't know why I made me think of that. Since there's been people. I've always thought of that interesting. I did learn something.

I didn't know that. There you go. See you everybody. I didn't learn something, I didn't know that. There you go, see you everybody. See ya.