The Dick Show - Episode 166 - Dick on How to Start a Cult

Episode Date: August 6, 2019

Losing the last ten pounds, the liquor sponge, the only gun argument you'll ever need, robot racism, The Bagel Boss calls in to talk about his various altercations, more on the moron Perception Gap, food expiry dates are destroying half of our food, Nick Rekieta calls in to talk Vic Lasagna odds, how to dump your girlfriend after she gets cancer, how to out-religious your parents, how to start a cult, and the notorious Eggy White; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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I mean, hosting mesh to the K.A. The 20 million dollar man Recently voted America's worst Mexican 14 weeks running with me is always world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer Hello dick. Hey, what's up, buddy? I'm gonna start calling myself the 200 pound man. Any day now, Sean. Is there right? 202 today. 202 pounds. That's down from last week. Oh, it's down from yesterday. Yeah.

It's daily. If I wake up and I weigh more than I did yesterday, I cut off a toe. What do you want away? Nothing. I want to be so fit that I evaporate. And that all mentioned, all recordings of me evaporate from this world. That's all I want to be so fit that I evaporate and that all mentioned all recordings of me evaporate from this world.

That's all I want. That's all I really want. I think that's a Greek parable. I don't know. Nareus. Yeah, there was some kind of a fish monster. I think somebody catches him and goes, what I want to be happy. What would make me happy?

He didn't go, is he? The only thing that would make you happy is that never have existed. Right. Right. I thought that was mightis. I think it was too. Yeah. What would make me happy? It goes you idiot the only thing that would make you happy is it never existed right right I thought that was might as I think it was to yeah, that's all I want I'll be so skinny No, and the second thing that you could hope for the to be happy is to die as soon as possible was what he said is that what he's I'm almost sure yeah, welcome to the program never have been born It's start to the week

2002 2002 It's start to the week to oh two two oh Two nice bam boom bam like an area code and not the one that nobody wants to give you their number from two Oh Two couldn't have done it without the bullying and harassment That is that it was perpetrated by listeners of this show and the hate listeners and the fan listeners and all the listeners Couldn't have done it without you. You know what I have you know what I live with like enablers I live with an enablers all all around me enablers enablers enablers enablers and nearly my fatness But what do I have on the internet?

In cells as monkey Jones would call them yes haters who hate who hate my fatness and road me like a big fat pig Every week he's looking better than normal face look smaller cuz it's gut Gut look at gut poop over here looking so fucking fat How many cameras does he have on him they would say this is what motivates you This is what motivates you. Yeah, this is the side of the story. You don't hear that's true National suicide prevention decade, where it's like the Chinese lunar calendar. It's the suicide year.

This is what you don't hear about the bullying. Sometimes people need to hear it straight. Every year, every day I would come home and think about all the names I was called. Fat tits and titty McGee and ugly stinkass. Ha ha. I don't know why you gotta bring a brother's smell into it. Because I already got fat tits. Well I, I'm here to tell you that it worked.

I lost like 18 pounds John, like 18 pounds. I've never been this, I haven't been this thin since they cut my skull in half to rearrange it. Yeah. Yeah. If I'm not 200 pounds, and you know what, here's something else that I wanna mention. There's something else I wanna mention.

They say people will tell you that losing the last 10 pounds is the hardest. So to all the big fatsoes, like Boogie 1488, or whatever the fuck that chiclet tooth mother fucker is, my weight loss is more impressive because it is, all I had to lose, I had to lose the hardest amount, which was the last 10 pounds, unlike the whatever 780 pounds that you had to lose,

that's, they always say that, don't they? I think that's 10 pounds is the hardest. Cause that's the 10 pounds in your fat head. That's what I had to lose. Oh my God. I'm spiking early. Some people would celebrate when they dropped under 200. That's excessive.

I'm celebrating early. I'm celebrating early and calling it early so I can get called out. Well, you're like an unstoppable mass. You know, I mean, there's a lot anymore. No, there's a lot of inertia going though. I mean, in the right direction. So I'm like, you're gonna cross that 200, you're gonna cross that 200 pound threshold.

You can't stop me now. I could feel as muscles again, Sean. Oh, I haven't felt as muscles in years. When I'm fucking, I'm feeling that whole ass. Good. You know, as opposed to you twinkly old twinkly, man. I think most of them. You're a little twink.

Before you were like a, what do you call a bump stock? Now you can actually use the muscles. I fuck like a, you don't need the inertia, the, he's called a belt. She would flip a belt around me and put it out my ass. That's like the bump stock. Yeah, like, oh, this guy's got no ass muscles at all.

I mean, you could, you could fall asleep. You could fall asleep, it's just perpetuating, right? I got one of those weight loss belts from the 50s, those jigglers, whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop. Yeah, you baby, oh, that's good. I think that came some dribble down. I don't have any muscle mass, but I don't know. So I can't tell.

If you're, if you're not satisfied, grab the shake weight. If I'm not under 200 pounds by Burning Man, I'll eat my own deck. And that's that, if that got cut off, Burning Man's right after Minnesota. Oh, so last weekend, my plan is to give myself HIV. Oh God.

Before Minnesota, because I'm gonna be drinking drinking. How many times have you been to Burning Man and have you been tested lately? Or because you may have it. I've never been tested for HIV. People only know what I'm like insurance and stuff. You ever change, you've ever changed insurance and they want a blood test and I just fill it for it. Oh, print it out. Blood you. Somebody else's blood. Yeah. You somebody else's blood. Yeah. You somebody else's blood. I mean, like if I do have an STD, I'm just gonna have to be guilty about fucking chicks with it. So why would I do that to myself?

That doesn't make any sense. Why would I burden myself with this guilt, Sean? It's like going to a therapist. Come on, what do I need to unearth? I got all this stuff packed down. These things don't entire. They'll come up out of the landfill eventually, but I'm not looking to help it alone.

I'm looking to unearth it. Not looking to go digging around in garbage for this shit. Fair enough. 202. You know what's weird about, let me something weird about liquorism. How much have you cut down drinking a lot to do it? Okay, here's something I'm ashamed to admit.

Yeah. Because everybody something I'm ashamed to admit. Yeah. Because everybody knows I'm probably, I'm one of the biggest, one of the biggest liquor heads, a proponent of liquor heads worldwide and I still am. But since I cut down on drinking so that I would cut down on drink eating, it's a lot of calories both ways. I drinking now, it feels like drinking a poison. And I don't know how to, I don't know how to deal with this. Randy came over a couple nights ago so we could play a video games, Marvel video games.

And we sat down and fired up the video game and then spent an hour shopping for gems or crystals and whatever the fuck the game, whatever the fuck the games video games. Stop drinking and started shopping. Yeah. And he's getting sveled. How do you like that? Bumpstock. Fuck the game. Whatever the fuck the game's video game's stuffy crap. Drinking and started shopping. Yeah. And he's getting sveled. How you like that bump stock? Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Why? Because look how when I just don't believe it. Oh, you're too tall. I get, I'm not, I'm not any taller than you are. At first of all, okay. I have, I'm gonna trick you into getting on a scale. Anyway.

Sure. I go to the doctor all the time. I started drinking with Randy. Oh, something. I got a check. I started drinking. It used to feel like when I was in my heyday of drinking, from the age of 17 to 37. Yeah, you know, that was all used to good, solid 20 years, golden 20 years of drinking. And I'm not saying that I'm not saying I'm gonna stick to this forever, you know, I can be aware of the right nature. I don't care. Why limit yourself? That's dumb. That's arrogant, in fact, to say that you're gonna a great person. No, you reserved the right teacher. I don't care. Why limit yourself? That's dumb.

That's arrogant, in fact, to say that you're going to do anything forever. That's stupid. Well, you're going to do something or not do something and tell you, until you don't. Like it's like people, people always are like, well, I'll be drunk till I'm sober. It's like, no, you, you might be drunk till you're dead. Or like you don't know what the other, you don't know what the other end is. Poker's Jordy. Um, it is, it used to feel like, and I still, I wake up thinking about it.

Like I wake up thinking about, oh, God, I wish I had a drink right now. Um, it used to feel like it was soaking into a sponge like structure of me drinking it. Well, that's, no, but you know that it does, right? It can permeate every cell you have. Yes, but the brain, that's, no, but you know that it does, right? It can permeate every cell you have. Yes, but the brain, that's what it felt like lately, when I drink it, it feels like this oil that's not mixing with the water.

Oh, okay. And it's weird, like I'm drinking like, ah! What the fuck is going? It feels like a weird film, like the matrix spilling all over me. And like, this is not, so it's more, this is inhibiting my skills instead of instead of increasing them.

What the fuck's going on? So I felt it and I'm like this is all wrong. I went and started playing piano. Cause I love drunk piano. I worked myself into it. You all on your head. Yeah, I was like, we as opposed to now. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. I mean, I don't wanna sound like, this was not done consciously. This was done just because I'm getting too old and I'll lose days for hangover now. I just can't get out of bed. I don't mind being sick, but you can't get out of bed.

That's a whole day gone. I can't be doing that just yet. I can't be running a new project too and miss a half of day of code. Like I am definitely twice as smart as Jordan Peterfuck, whatever his name is and his twinkly, his old twinkly man, Dave Rubin, but I can't be losing a half day of development. I can't be losing a half day against the interdimensional pedophiles that are trying

to bring a stanchion. Yeah, I can't be missing a half day. Right. That's how to half day. You got to get out there and make sure pizza places don't open. I got to get got a half day. You got to get out there and make sure pizza places don't open. I got to get out there and run. I got to get out there and run.

I got shootings to stop, Sean. Yeah, I guess you do. So if God banned from Patreon, that's the only reason I mentioned that and she happened to have, yes, you happen to have a new project to account. Oh, girl got banned from YouTube and Patreon for what reason you know you know the fucking reason yeah Speedch whatever fucking a little girl with yeah, that's where She gonna come on I don't know

I'll ask her I like when she comes on by do you feel uncomfortable talking her because she's so young But anyway, she was on new project too. So whatever she felt whatever's harm she felt was lessened by the 1500 bucks that she already had on new project two. Well, that's good. I am the Harriet Tubman of the alt-right. Do you really want me to make a Tubman joke? Yes. It doesn't affect me anymore because I'm not a big fat fuck because I have all kinds of muscles in me.

Right. Anyway, what the hell was I talking all kinds of muscles in me. Right. Anyway, what the hell was I talking about? Thank you to the bullies. We need a bully. Thank you. Here's to the bullies. We need a week dedicated to thanking the bullies. Like, big success.

I swear to God, maybe I'm talking about this too long. I swear to God every time I go to the fridge and think about even eating an apple or having a shot I remember this fucking reddit comment. Oh god. That guy made before Vegas saying, oh, Dick's gonna lose 10 pounds in a month before Vegas. Astorisk, jack-off motion, Astorisk. And every fucking time I go to eat, eat anything. I think twice about breathing if it's too humid outside, because I don't want to ingest the calories.

I think of that reddit comment and go, you motherfucker, I am not giving you this one. I will not even eat a single nut. I'm not even going to swallow my pride for you. You know, condescending prick. Fuck you. I hate you, but God damn it. I respect you.

It's going to be a series of interviews praising the bully one after the other guy You know what every morning I get up and put a gun in my mouth And if I don't read something a hateful and negative on Twitter and then when I do it solves all my fucking problems I get another day on this earth. Thank you bullies. Hey, thank you. People need to, people respond all kinds of different ways. Some people need to hear it straight. Yeah, and snap some right out of their fantasy world. Yeah. Okay, what the hell am I gonna,

what the hell was I gonna talk about this week? Oh yeah, it's gun, it's gun week. It's gun week, everybody. Big hand for gun week. It's gun week. It's gun week, yeah, it's gun week again. Gun week again. You know, like shark week. Yeah, it's gun week. Right's gun week. It's gun week, yeah, it's gun week again. Gun week again. You know, like shark week.

Yeah, it's a gun week. Right, is this a dick holiday? This is a dick holiday, yeah. Every time there's a shooting. So I figured out the only way, the only way that I'm going to argue with gun people anymore. You know, the gun, the gun grabbers. Mm-hmm.

Because I'm tired of it. We're all tired of it, right? Tired of the arguments, prevalent against. I'm tired of it. We're all tired of it, right? Tired of the arguments, pro and against. I'm tired of so many arguments. Look, Sean, you know why that shooting happened? Not on my watch. Forget all of the gun control arguments. All you need is this guy right here. Not on my fucking watch. If I was a shooting happens around me, I'll be right here, not on my fucking watch. If I was shooting happens around me, I'll be right there, Johnny on the spot, assessing the situation.

I would see that anxiety, that pent-up rage, from a block and a half, from a hundred paces. And I would be right there, as soon as he pulled out, as soon as the shooter pulled out as AK-47 or whatever, bam, my hand to be right there. I might let him off early. I might whisper right into here, you don't want to do this, buddy.

Okay. You don't want to do this, buddy. I love you. Right. People out there who love you. That's a different kind of bullying. I love you. I love you, man.

I love you, then we would cry and hug. Or I might karate chop his head right off. I'll take that gun away. Chop, chop, chop, chop. Okay. Lay him right down. That's my, that away. Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. Okay. Lay him right down. That's my, that is my only response. I admire you, Mark Walberg.

Yes, that's my only response now to any gun argument. Okay. Is to insist that it would have gone differently if I was there. Yeah, yeah. Well, why does anyone need an AK? Oh yeah. That point is a relevance, sir,

because if I was ever in that situation, I would take it right away from them. I would do a simple leg sweep with these new ass muscles I have and give them a fucking people's elbow. Kabam! I would bend the barrel back into a U-shape. So that shoots his own head off. Yeah.

So have you ever seen JCVD, John Claude Van Dam, doing a super jumping karate kick to a guy's face? That's what would happen if I was ever in a mass shooting situation. And I want you to remember, think about that, internalize it and remember it. And I'm tall enough to reach his head. But what about the first amendment?

And it says that, well, regulate it. Let me tell you something about being well-regulated. I will be a regulator in that situation. And step up, I don't care how. Regulated, it's past tense. I don't care what kind of, what kind of guns he has, I will be there on the scene. And I will be, first of all, I will be diving in front

of, I will be diving in front of the innocence. If it's at a school and I hear something's going down, I'm immediately pulling over and dashing in and starting to rain havoc, signing in for a hall pass at the office, a visitor's pass, so I can get in there and then I'm gonna be getting in there fucking claw strike, boom, boom, boom, like Wolverine. I don't care how I'm not afraid to punch

a 14 year old mass shooter Columbine style. Not afraid at all. I'll take that trench coat, pull it over the back of his head, pop like hockey. Yeah, like hockey jersey. Take his own hand and do it. Boom. So that when people say, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself. They'll say, how could you assault a minor?

He assaulted himself. He assaulted himself. Yes. Exactly. Gun control of the skin over. Yeah. That's onto something more. Let's get back to something productive. Right.

Like cartoon physics. I'll tell you if it happens at a mall like this one did. Mm-hmm. That was almost that by the way. What? I was almost at that mom. Oh, you were. Yeah. Okay. You almost booked a flight to yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um, I got family out there. We were almost there for a family reunion. Oh, is that right? Yeah, where was this? I don't remember Texas is no Yeah, you got a lot of ranchers in your family. Do you have it happens at Walmart? I'm gonna find one of those one of some big fat Bitch and a rascal scooter Grab her fucking arm. It was a user like a shield Mm-hmm. Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Boba Leap over her right? They could that's ton that grab her fucking arm. Twizzle user like a shield. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,

leap over her, right? Think that's a natural absorption. Yeah, she's fine. Like the bomb that's got nothing on her. Fugging launch over, kaboom. Maybe I'll do a dive. Yeah. What do you think of that?

Did you flip off the Rascal? Is that protected by the Second Amendment? I don't know. I sound dangerous. What's the point of arguing anymore? flip off the rascal is protected by the second amendment. I don't know. I don't get you. I don't get you. What's the point of arguing anymore? What's the point? Just give them that.

Just give them that. It's so much more fun. Can you explain why you need to go for absurd? I'll tell you what, I don't even need guns. I just need Mr. A.K. and Mr. 47. Mm-hmm. That's all I need. Any kind of mass shooting happens around me. Blah Mr. 47. That's all I need. Any kind of mass shooting happens around me.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Over. Everybody should be that confident. Maybe I've lost my mind. Well, maybe they're not drinking. Has given me a burst of insane energy. But I started to get a lot of, you know, neural networks firing again, probably,

and all kinds of crazy thoughts are happening. I don't know why I just had this epiphany like why are people, why is anybody arguing? All that matters is that if it happened around me, I would stop it immediately. I would stop it. In fact, if there was cops on the scene, I would fucking stop them as well.

So it's not getting shot. Yeah. I would say thank you for your service. Yeah. You're a hero. And hit the back of their police cruiser like the Fonz. You're all heroes. So that you've done enough. So the trunk opens, and I would squish them all in there.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And then I'd fucking run in, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. What's the point? I don't know. Hmm. I don't know, but I'm highly entertained.

That's gun week, I have to say. That's what gun week is. Yeah. You just get to talk about how if it happened to you, you would be fucking right in there, find the hottest bitch in there, I would already know where she was because at all times I'm identifying

who's the hottest bitch, the hottest bitch, the hottest bitch, the three successors. At all times. I would run over to her. Oh my God, are you okay? You want some water? I gotta stop this. I gotta subdue this.

Right. No, she could be like a quarter mile away at a McDonald's or something, but, you know, that's a trick question. Hot bitch would never be at a McDonald's on. Don't be insane. she could be like a quarter mile away at a McDonald's or something, but, you know, that's. That's a trick question. Hot bitch would never be at a McDonald's, John. Don't be insane. She would be at yoga studio. Yeah.

Melodies, yoga. Yeah, definitely not a spin class, right? Are there hot bitches spin class? Yeah, are there? Yeah, there's a string here. All right. All right, I'll tell you what makes me rich. Okay. This week. Oh right. I'll tell you what makes me rich. Okay.

This week. Uh. Oh shit, what was that? Okay. So we're getting ready for Burning Man? Yeah. Not burning me in two weeks, which means, which means going to Home Depot like six times a day

and spending way too much money. Home Depot. You're gonna do an art project, like you've always do, right? Yeah, it's a little fruity. I think my man who spent too much time as a theater director. So he's gonna be there too? Oh yeah.

So like the regular crew, like a regular crew. Shitty driver or whatever, what's there? Shitty passenger. Shitty passenger. Yeah, I think we're at seven four. Why do you call her Shitty passenger when she's a great passenger? Because she made me realize that I grew up

in an abusive situation. Oh, that I grew up with a family who does not look after someone who's driving the car, and I've only dated similar abusers. But I know my friends are abusers too. I still understand why you call her shitty passenger though. Everyone did that because I brought in the problem of shitty passengers based on her. Oh, okay.

Because she was like, you're right, she's the gold standard of, yeah. So ironically. All right, okay. I think standard of, yeah. So ironically. All right, okay. I think we're at 745 and F. So if you want to stop by these, that's our coordinates of burning me up. Anybody's going, stop by.

And we'll probably do the podcast on Sunday. So stop by. Stop by if you want to see my balls, I guess. I'm not going to be wearing. I'm going to be shirt cocking it all week. That's great. It's true to you. That's what we do.

Donald ducking it all week. That's great. This is true to you. That's what we do. Donald Duckin' it all week. That's wonderful. At Home Depot, tell me this is, they've got, they will not let you use any of their fancy equipment for anything. And so if you want to chop anything, easiest thing in the world, nobody's got the size of the equipment

that Home Depot has like a wall-sized band saw or just a simple pumping crank mechanism to cut chain links. You can't, for some reason insurance. Yeah, the store is full of implements of death, but for some reason you can't use the ones that have a little yellow line around them. You could take anything in the store, toss it in the air three feet, and you've got a weapon of mass destruction, and you've got multiple murders on your hands. Well, yeah, the ones that are bolted into the fucking ground, for some reason, for some

reason you can't use those. Yeah, but the ones bullshit. But the ones that can be tossed in the air and kill someone cannot be turned on as well. I promise you, I could find a way to turn something on and that's still a generator from 11. Feel so. Yeah, because last time I was there and too fat, too fucking Mexican roly-poly's rolled

up onto each other and started chatting in the middle of the Iowa with their cart. And I tried to grab the wall band saws. I could chop them in half and get through like Moses and the red sea. So you have to shake the whole band saws, I could chop them in half and get through like Moses and the Red Sea. So you have to shake the whole band saw. You had to use like a hacksaw, right? You have to, because he couldn't plug it in. I had to watch a while this time. I had to watch a kid.

I had to watch a kid. He might have been 22. I don't know. I can't tell how old anybody is. I know. Men always seem younger than they are. Women seem older, especially hot ones. I had to watch a kid cut through 30 pieces of chain link

with this pump thing because I know this is their policy and I hate it and I hate policies. I know you do. I walked up there, got my chain link, I'm like, all right, I need 32 by two chain links. This is gonna be a huge pain in the ass. I know that I'm not allowed to use this tool, but I'm gonna do it anyway. So I take, line it up, chop it, take the second chop,

and when you chop through chain links, they kind of explode, right? Plain, right? I guess if they're very hard, they were. They're very hard, very big. Like, you know, I don't know. I can't wrap it around my hand. So 80s-year-old squeals, like she's watching horror movie.

Mm-hmm. And drawing the attention of the employee, yeah, because it makes a loud sound. So then these two flunkies, two of, in a store where they hide like leprechauns for most of the time, come fucking, trundalink, you can never find them when you need them. No, that's true.

It's like, can you fucking work here? And in the last 20 years, they have put so many women on staff at Home Depot. I noticed that. They have effectively destroyed the ratio of helpfulness from like 200 customers to like 20 employees to 200 customers to one employee. Cause first you gotta find when you're like, all right.

Now you and I, you find a chick, now we're gonna go on an adventure together and try to find a man who works here. Because I know, I know you don't know what I know you don't know what I'm looking for because you're 12 years old. I know that you're not, I know that you just want to give back to your phone as soon as possible,

but there is one guy here in this store who can help me with this, and we're gonna put together a fellowship. He's the guy who actually likes working with tools and working in a store like that and knowing things. And yes, yeah, they're still around. They're very few and far between. So these guys come over.

Ooh, oh, a girl screaming, oh, what's going on over here? What's going on? What do you think's going on over here? I'm doing something I'm not allowed to do. I can do something with this shit you guys have out of go. You can't, yeah, you can't use that. We gotta do it. All right, man.

So I gotta spend an hour watching this poor red face guy crank through. At the end, his friend comes over and goes, hey, I got another birthday present for you. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I just made this guy do manual labor on his fucking birthday. This is where we're at for insurance here. This is, I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. I'm not going to tip you because you could have walked the other way,

like you should have, but you made me watch you do this with this tool, that's your fault. You should be paying me. Here's what else makes me read. Food, food waste, different kind of food waste this time. There is a war happening in kitchens across America and I have a stats for you this time. Oh cool. As to the proper, expiry date of foods, when they go from being something you can eat and consume as Store of wealth that you've spent a lot of money on to something that people will just throw Straight into the garbage as soon as the date comes as soon as the date comes

Yeah, it drives me fucking crazy. Yes, because I know that I know that the date is bullshit because I could see the food and see that it's fine. And I know that they can't possibly, I know that there is no expiry date on salt or soda and yet they still put it on there. So I know it's probably bullshit meant to take advantage of hyperchondriacs and the paranoid and the people who didn't pay for the fucking food to entice them into throwing it away so they can get off on it

Or make you buy more and so I have to buy more Consuelo threw away a bag of grapes this week that that I had bought this morning Wow, she said all there. They were wet They're wet or wet bitch. They're wet. They're wet. Bitch, they're perfectly good grapes. Yeah. Every week, every week across America, men are opening up their garbage cans and looking at their money in the trash, perfectly good, edible money.

I'm talking about milk that's on it's a day before it expert and that's the worst part. Yeah, well, they do that conservatively and all seriousness. I mean, milk goes beyond the expiration date, depending on how much air it's been exposed to all that kind of stuff. Like half and half can go like a month. Forever.

After the more fat like a milk product has in it, that's why you don't have to refrigerate butter. Most people do, but it can go a long ass time. Here's an interesting, here's the stats for you. Most consumers mistakenly believe that the, this is from an article I got on time. Believe that the expiration dates on food indicate how safe the food is to consume

when these dates aren't actually related to the risk of food poisoning or foodborne illness. Food dating emerged in the 70s prompted by consumer demand as Americans produce less of their own food, but still demanded information about how it was made. That's a good date. The dates solely indicate freshness in our used by manufacturers to convey blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay.

According to a new analysis, now just real quick, there's a couple things they put on there. There's some that say best buy, it's all the same. And then they say use buy, blank or, it's all the fucking same. Refrigurate, free, use or freeze buy, I've seen that one too.

You know what, they actually are all saying is though, if you hate your boyfriend, throw this in the garbage on this day. Oh, it's a dog whistle. Yes, it's a dog whistle. Okay. According to new analysis, words like used by and sell by are used so inconsistent, consistently that they contribute to widespread misinterpretation and ways.

Sure, that's more than 90% of Americans throw out food prematurely. Wow. 90% that's the entire country. And 40% of the US food supply is thrown away every year because of the fucking dates. Half, half of all food is thrown away because of those bullshit expired on this day. That means I've thrown away. Half of my food money

because of a fucking number printed on a can. Yeah. Very upsetting, too. Very upsetting. Freshness, Bob, but I don't know. I don't know. That's the only stats that I got from this. Yeah, you do tend to look at those things and you're like, oh, that's like a, that's set in stone.

It's in black and white. I'm going to start erasing them. Yeah, but I know. I know. This sauce is fine. When 80s girls at work, I'm going to just put white out on all the expiry dates and the food budget in this house will cut by 40%. Apparently. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I guess that's interesting. and the food budget in this house will cut by 40%.

Apparently. I don't know. I guess that's interesting. They like throwing shit away. That's the only thing I can get on it. Buy food, throw it in the fridge, immediately throw it in the garbage. Yeah, I never thought about how much of the nation

routinely throws food away. All of a base on that, yeah, based on, no, I mean, everybody throws food away, you know, leftovers and shit like that that you do. You think you're gonna eat and you never do, but then just based on the dates. Yeah. All right, let me see if I got anything else.

I got a bunch of stuff, but like usual, it took too long, all this stuff. Yeah. Do you wanna hear some clips from the democratic socialists of America convention? I'm always, or you want to learn about, you want to learn about robot racism, Sean? Oh, I do. Okay.

This is, you know, I think my only, I think the only way I relate to like races is feeling bad for feeling bad for black men and women who have to watch everybody talk about black issues. Like that would be, that would be, God, that would infuriate me. Like if there was an alien race or if aliens lived on every other planet in the solar system and they're all talking about how humans love access Hollywood or something like that, it would really drive me insane. I don't know how else to picture it because I just don't, I feel like I don't experience it ever, but seeing it constantly thrown around in this context makes me so, it makes me feel bad for the people that that hate it but it also but they're

talking about them. Robot racism yes it exists as a study showing humans biases extend to robots. You see them in films like Will Smith's Eye Robot and Eve from Wally. Real life examples include Honda's Asamo and Boston Dynamics Atlas and even NASA's Valkyrie, all made of shiny white material and some real life humanoid models are modeled after white celebrities. For this, the reason for these shades of technological white may be racism. Oh my God.

Not because it looks super clean and clinical and futuristic and like a laboratory. And racism. It's because of racism. Where they're Robo racism. We got to keep coming up. We got to keep coming up with shit. People are gonna start demanding. We do things about the real problems.

Will Smith's I robot, which is the color white. F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F, like the white chroma key of metal, they're calling that white people now. Eve from... Wally. Eve from Wally. Eve from Wally. Yeah.

I thought she was Asian. You know? Robots and racism, study conducted by the human interface technology lab in New Zealand. Fucker day. Published by the countries, whatever, suggests that people perceive physically human-like robots to have a race and therefore apply racial stereotypes to white and black robots.

Who the fuck is prescribing racial stereotypes to black robots? Like the microwave? I can't imagine. Those are all, I've never had a white microwave. Yeah. The TV is black. Yeah. We love the TV. Mine doesn't work though. Yeah. The TV is black. Yeah. We love the TV.

Mine doesn't work though. At least not all the time. Oh boy. Oh boy. These colors. Oh wow. These colors have been found to trigger social cues that determine how humans react to and behave

towards other people and also apparently robots. The bias against black robots is a result of bias against African Americans. I mean, this is some serious extrapolation, isn't it? I mean, since when is the color white, the same as white people's skin? It's not the same, there's no white person that's going around looking

like a dry erase board. Is there? How the fuck is that white? No. The researchers think this is an issue that needs to be addressed. Oh my God. So we got to make robots black. Well, they have to be properly represented, probably, and they should be used in roles that are like non-violent or non-stereotypical. I mean, I would say that for robots anyway, at the, well, that would make you a racist. The future, the future is a black guy getting arrested for, for the future is a black guy getting arrested for teaching kids mathematics. Yeah.

For teaching kids, for teaching kids mathematics using a crypto currents, an unlicensed cryptocurrency that is not licensed by the federal reserve by a robot cop who looks like a black guy who's right. That's the future. A black or black robot cop, a black or version of robot cop, then the black guy himself. That's the future. A blacker, black robot cop, a blacker version of Robocop, then the black guy himself. That's the future. I don't know how to, I wish I could feel this feeling of like, they're not talking about me.

Yeah, I know. They're appropriating something, but it's not me, so I can't be properly pissed about it. I should ask what, uh, that's bad things about it. Yeah. Hey, big bad. If you have a take on black robots, let me know in the chat, I'll get you in there. For instance, it's a problem if all these roles are only ever occupied by robots that are racialized as white.

Somebody actually did this. I know. They actually did this and they actually wrote what they did and what they inferred from it. Staggering to me. The robots used in the study are clearly robots, but have do they do this shift for like muppets? The muppets are some of the muppets races? I don't think they are, but I'm sure somebody's written an article on, you know, I don't

know that it's... He's at a convention. Something is excruciating. Big picture. Obviously article on, you know, I don't know that it's that a convention. Something is excruciating. It's right. Obviously. Well, you listen to him. Ernie's Mexican. Obviously, I think that's obvious.

Ernie's Mexican? Yeah. Why is Ernie Mexican? I don't know. He just had all the colors he wears. No white person would wear that much color. It's all over the place. The hell is Oscar?

Um, I don't know. Yeah. Uh, Oscars Armenian. Oh, he is. Oh, because of the garbages. Okay. Right. He's very protective of his garbages.

You're right. That one, I think, we all can agree on. Yeah. Um, the robots used in the study are clearly robots, but have human-like limbs and ahead with exterior complexions that are white, which is to say pinkish or black, really a deep brown, and the shooter bias test, black and white people and robots appeared on a screen for less than a second. And participants were told to shoot those holding a weapon, black robots that were not holding weapons were shot

more than the white ones, not carrying guns. Okay, would this have anything to do with the generations of films that we've grown up where two white guys are in the street and the black guy wearing black is always the bad guy. Well, yeah, I mean, in these black, for good. The black for good.

Yes, because you could hide. It doesn't have anything. Yeah, it's just an easy visual cue for the audience. If humans, yeah, if humans worked on like sonar, then we would have racism towards fuzzy people, right? But okay, yeah. Right. Yeah, that's just how we use our eyes.

And we need more photons. So anything that's got less photons emanating out out of it, we will trust it less. Ask any dog. Yeah. Run a simple, run a simple Google image search on the term robot. You won't see a lot of color. It's pointed out in the study. The researchers see this as over-representation of white robots. It's pointed out in the study, the researchers see this as over representation of white robots. That's potentially harmful.

This reads like an onion article. Yeah, I know, but it's not. It's a CNN. It would be more funny. Imagine a world in which all Barbie dolls are white, they said. Imagine a world in which all the robots working in Africa or India are white. Why would I do that? But further imagine that these robots take over roles that involve authority. Clearly, this would raise concerns about imperialism and white supremacy.

No, it wouldn't aren't all the judges and cartoons black, though. Oh, like the good, like the Simpsons judges and cartoons that are tough but firm are black and the ones who are idiots are always white, aren't they? I'm trying to think. It's like there's a visual matter because you look at a black judge, you think, like the Simpsons, Futurama, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Uncle Phil, because he's looking to think like he must know his shit. Yeah, because he grew up under a lot of hardships. Right. Probably even really good. And you see, why judging like privilege, privilege, privilege, privilege, privilege, privilege.

Right. Just failed lawyer, failed lawyer. Yeah. Let's see. I got another humorous, humorous study for you. Twitter study. I don't know why I printed this out. Oh yeah, it's got some funny stats in it.

Only 22% of US adults are on Twitter. That's kind of a lot. That's way too high. Yeah, and 80% of the tweets coming from 10% of users. Okay. Oh, yeah, I remember what this was. If you rely on Twitter for political information, you are being informed by Ersatz pundits, residing within 2% of the population.

Yeah. And the bad onesiding within 2% of the population. And the bad ones come from 1% of users. I thought, I almost ignored this because it was so obviously a journalist just trying to say that we're the only ones that with opinions that matter. I go, you don't wanna look at Twitter. They're all, it's a small percentage of people.

So you don't really get a representative sample of people. You should come just directly to me. Well, yeah, if they're leading you that way, then that's only 2% of people, but come directly, what you need to do is rely on the blue chat. We vet everything so you don't have to. I thought this, I think this next part was interesting.

Let's start with how much Republicans and Democrats actually know about the lives of people on the other side. The authors of a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Zero. Revealed that the average Democrat believes that more than 40% of Republicans earn more than $250,000 a year. Yeah, that's insane. That's a lot of money. Yeah, that's insane. 40% of Republicans are in the one percent know, 40% of Republicans are in the

1%. Yeah. Yeah. Comfortably. It always, it always does shock people. I tell them the stats on like, who is the 1% and who is the top 50% and they find like, Oh, I'm in the top. Oh, shit. I'm who everyone's talking about. I'm who I'm talking about. Fuck. Meanwhile, Republicans believe that nearly 40% of Democrats are LGBTQ. Okay. Okay, idiots. Yeah. I mean, 40%.

Okay. They can't imagine just a normal guy who's a, right, more just wants to help people. They can't imagine it 40% queers. Okay. The you put it the perfect the other week where it's like everybody, everybody thinks of the other side as the extreme where it's like like Democrats want to rip out unborn fetuses and chop their heads off and the far right

wants to systematically exterminate brown people with gas chambers and ovens. 40% of the other side is in the 1%. Yeah. Well, how does that work? You stupid fuck you stupid LGBTQ. How close are these estimates to reality? Not very. No shit.

Just 2% of Republicans are doing that well financially. What a surprise. Yeah. And just 6% of Democrats are LGBTQ. Yeah. Ignorance of opponents motives leads to needless conflict, bubble bubble bubble. Fucking social media, man.

I don't, do you think it is that? I don't think it is that, man. I think it absolutely is that because I don't think it is that, man. I think it absolutely is that, because I don't think people talk to each other anymore. I think they get all whipped up and went there, there are circles and I really do. It just, I have nothing to base that on, other than just what I see and remember,

and here, over the last 20 years or so, like when the proliferation of social media has seemed to coincide with this vitriol, like I've never experienced before, I really, I don't think our brains are fucking made for this. It's things have changed so much. I think it is 100% bad for us. If it's not used for like entertainment purposes, that's just my opinion. Well, the brain's adapting. First of all, we know we talked about that last week. The brain's adapting for it. Instead of thinking anymore, if you know that other people have thought critically about something, you need to think anymore, but you do need to be able to judge if the source is, if the source is legitimate. That is, if you're not, if you don't have to think you need to prioritize vetting the source.

I don't, I don't think that people know how to vet. That, but that was, that's, I mean, that's what the study said. I'm just trusting, just trusting in the study like for the sake of, for the sake of my point, which is worthless, but that's, I'm saying that the brain adapts and it seems like that's a natural extension of, I mean, I guess it seemed like a very quick adaptation.

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, I don't know. You got the plastic in us, man. We're adapted as fuck now. Uh, um, oh, I forget what else you said. Well, I think people, maybe people find it on their own though, like they gravitate toward it because they're those two people. Uh, no, that, well, they're just radicalized people.

Well, as soon as you find, yeah, but even, I know even other just reasonable people who are normally reasonable who on social media are fucking hellians. But look at like the Catholic reformations in different sides of Catholicism who both believed in the same shit would murder each other. Like wiped out a third of Germany.

Oh, I know, I know. People are just prone to believing in same shit about the other side, I think. That's, yeah. Yeah, you're not wrong. That's a nix here. Let me get Nick in here for a second. Hey, Nick, what's up?

Hey, man. Hey, I know you're a busy man, but I wanted to talk to you about Minneapolis. I'm fucking psyched. I got as much time as you need today, buddy. I blocked it off. Oh, shit. You want to talk to the bagel boss with us then?

He's calling it in a couple minutes. Yeah, whatever you want, man. I don't know. Are you a fan of the bagel boss? Never heard of him. No, you're never heard of him? Oh, God, dude. He's fantastic.

Oh, Nick, block out the rest of your life. Yeah. Um, sounds good. Road rage Minneapolis, I should have mentioned at the start of the show, tickets are on sale, August 17th. Nick's going to be there. This is kind of a last minute show. I wish I had more time to set it up, but it's one of these, you know, if we don't do it

now, we don't do whatever. Um, Eggie White Slayer. You don't want to do one in the middle of winter and many atlas. No I know. And then we got to wait a whole another year and then things just kind of fall apart. So we're doing it fucking now. Do it live.

Do it live. Dictat Show slash road raid tickets if you wanted the link will be on the site. But how is the, how is the Vic Lasagna case developing? I always want an update on that. What's his real last name? Look, it's a, there's real last name is Mignana, but Lasagna is better. Yeah, really? Yeah.

Because he's just a slab of Italian deliciousness. Oh, Jesus. Oh, whatever. No, it's, it's, it's interesting. The right now it's in, it should be in limbo, but his accusers are so absurd that they can't just run a court case the way it's supposed to run. So, there's always something going on when there really shouldn't be anything happening. So right now, there's something called a TCPA motion, which is like an anti-slap loss, an anti-slap law.

We talked about this a little bit during your lawsuit with Maddox, that if he had filed it in California, you could have filed an anti-slap motion and possibly put him on the hook for your fees. Yeah. Nine times in California, if you get somebody with an anti-slap, you can get up to nine times. Nine times what you put in to the lawsuit. Oh, not good.

Yeah, so it's there right now, and the hearing on those is going to be September 6th. Oh, okay. So there was just some drama over getting the date pushback. They had scheduled them actually for August 8th, but the defendants had each filed their motions and Monica Rial and Ron Soyeh, their motion to dismiss had 500 pages of evidence attached to it. What was the evidence? It's a bunch of like tweets and articles and affidavits of people. The interesting thing about that, of course, is that most of it, I shouldn't say most of it, much of it is

probably inadmissible. It's just people saying that Victor Shady shit with them. Or that they heard from someone else at the time and yeah, a lot of a lot of hearsay exceptions, a lot of legal conclusions. Victor assaulted someone is a legal conclusion. You can't just, you know, that's right. Oh, that's interesting. I'm an expert. I'm an expert.

You don't get to say stuff like that. I saw the twin story. A lot of it reads just like a penthouse forums too. Like Vick did this. Yeah, go ahead, sorry. Vick like tried to seduce two twins into making out and like having a threesome with them or something. Then first of all, I'm thinking,

oh, cool, now I really, now I extra support this guy. But it's like, well, what is the point, what is the point of this? It's just like Andy Signor, or Andy Signor, it's like, well, what is the point of this? It's just like Andy Signor, or Andy Signor. It's like, endless piling on. He was kind of a creep to me. I thought one time and didn't tell anyone and didn't tell him.

And that's why he's guilty of rape. Yeah, they're trying to build, they're trying to literally make a mountain out of a bunch of little mole hills. Yeah, they're just stacking them all up and then he must have done the worst stuff in that pile. They're trying to literally make a mountain out of a bunch of little mole hills. Yeah. They're just stacking them all up. And then he must have done the worst stuff in that pile. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, when you look at it, especially if you mitigate the stories coming out of their side with his side of the story, so the twin story is basically, he sees these two girls who come up specifically to him for four or five conventions like in a row. And they come and talk to him at all of them in different places, right? Yeah. And other states.

I think the last one was in Tennessee. And what hasn't been shown or talked about much yet, is that between all of these conventions, they are texting him, they are emailing him specifically. So it's like, we love you, all that. Yeah. Yeah. Setting him pictures, flirting. He gave you his phone number.

That's it. That's what he's shown. Yeah. He can't have survived. He's not trying to fuck twins. Yeah. Now the important thing to remember is when they, when he met them, they're not teaming in China trying to splice 80s girls DNA into a fast growing clone just so I can fuck

them. That's the length that a man should be going to to fuck twins. Okay. Exactly. That's the funniest thing to me. They're like the, the, the weezy other attorney is through, does your try to get to have sexual intercourse to two twins?

Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't you? Yeah. Like. But so they're doing all this stuff and saying how much they like him and love him. So then they show up at a convention

and admit in their affidavit. They're telling him, you know, when you get some time away from people, we'd like to hang out, you know, if that's possible. Yeah. And do you think that means? Yeah. Well, I'm picture the audacity, like, or the, I guess the privileged thought, we'll call

it, white girl privilege, or whatever, of going up to a quote unquote celebrity who's at this convention, who hundreds of people are coming to see and saying, we'd like to hang out with you in private. Yeah. And we don't know what this means, right? If any woman tells any man that it means one thing. Yes. Why the fuck? What do you mean?

There's only one way to take that. Yes. There's nothing that I can, there's only one thing I can do in private for you that I can't do out here. Yeah, yeah, it's not like they're, you know, they're all smoking cigars on a patio or something. I'm gonna show you how to cook your mess, come up to my room later.

Yeah, you can't do it out here, you can only be done in private. My hotel room is very clean, very clean. Yeah, I'm gonna take take a part of hard drive. I'm going to run a forensic analysis on my hard drive, but I can't do it on public. I have to do it in a clean room up in my hotel room. So then, you know, the story goes, they go up to his hotel room, acting all coy and cute or whatever, and then he basically says, hey, you want to get down.

And they're like, oh, no, we're not into that. And their story is then that he walks them to the, he says, oh, okay, can I kiss you goodbye? And then they suddenly became paralyzed with fear as he forcibly kissed them. And his story is, I didn't kiss them at all, I just let them go. Yeah.

So you got to, even if you split the baby somewhere between there, the interesting thing of course is that there's no, there's no rape. No one is accused this man of having sex with them. Right. Yeah. It's like, it's such a weird thing, but I watch your depositions too. I like when you were getting pissed at people for telling you to keep playing the depositions.

Nick played the entire like seven or eight hours of depositions, and everybody in the case went through. So you got, you got this guy Ron Toye, or Ron Toye, who is the, he's the no-ing. I think he's, his weakness can only be matched by his dumbness. He's the bitch who launched the Me Too campaign

against Vicks' husband or another boy friend. Live in boyfriend. He's so... Oh, it against Vicks. What? He is... No, no, he's part of the boy friend. He's part of the boy friend that launched the Me Too

against Vick. Okay. So he's the job of the Hudson's sidekick guy, that nipper, that little monster, to the woman Monica Rial, who accused Vic of me, who's the one that accusing Vic of all this shit. His deposition, Vic's deposition, Monica's deposition, and the best part is, you get the venom that you see in Monica as she's bitterly describing how much more popular Vic is than she is.

Like she's going, she's giving these fake ass, she can't cry, first of all, when she's talking about her sexual assault, she keeps calling attention to the fact that she can't cry. Like when you, Sean, play the guitar and talk about how long it's been since you've played the guitar because it's not being, because it's not up to your standards. You know, like, I haven't played in so long. Like, oh, yeah, I see what's happening. I see the actor failing on stage. She can't cry over her assault. And she talks about how dry it is and how she needs something to drink because she can't muster up the tears. But

every time she goes into like names on the box, credits in the industry, power in the industry, you can feel the venom dripping off of her fangs. As though it's so plainly obvious that she exhibits towards Vic, like you can see the mallas like it's sitting on her shoulder the whole time. It's beautiful. And Nick goes through and pauses it every time just says look like look at how she's fucking talking no jury would buy this. Um, I love it.

Never mind. She also drank like seven gallons of saltwater. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so dry in here. Go go go. All right. I'm going to get I'm getting the. Yeah, I'm doing that deposition. Yeah, it's so dry in here. Go, go, go, go, go, go. All right.

Oh my god. All right, I'm going to get, I'm getting the bagel boss. I see him in here. Let me get him on here. Uh, bet. Are you there? Bagel man. Bagel boss.

Hey, how are you? How are you? I'm doing, how are you doing? I'm doing fucking great, man. It's an honor to speak with you. Can you hear me? Okay. Loud and loud and clear. Loud and fucking clear. Um, it's an honor to speak with you. Can you hear me okay? Loud and clear.

Loud and fucking clear. It's always loud. The bagel boss, for those of you who don't know, had a viral meltdown at a bagel store. Chris, Chris, is that an accurate representation of what happened? And if you don't know, now you know. Now you know, all right, I'm gonna play the video now

for everybody watching, for everybody listening. I'm gonna play it now, because I know Sean, the other guy here, man, you know. Now you know. All right, I'm gonna play the video now for everybody watching, for everybody listening. I'm gonna play it now, because I know Sean, the other guy here, man, your connection is kind of fucked up. Let's try to get you reconnected another way. Hello? Oh, that's way better. Yeah.

All right. Hey, what's up, man? This is Dick Masterson you're talking to. A long story, so it's better now? But much better. Can hear you perfectly. Okay, good. Long time ago, 10 years ago, I wrote the book called Men or Better than Women. I don't know, you probably didn't know that. Probably I haven't heard of it before. So

I'm a personally, I'm a huge fan of your work on the internet. Thank you so much for calling in. Just for everybody listening at home, I'm going to play your, your bagel boss rant. If you don't mind sitting through it for probably the 500th time. Sean, here you go. This is Chris at a bagel store responding to something. We'll find out what in a moment. Why is it okay for women to say, oh, you'll fight feet on dating sites? You should be dead. That's okay. You said that's you here, nobody.

Women in general have said on dating sites. You think I'm making that shit up everywhere I go. I get the same fucking smirk with the biting Shot your mouth. You're not god. Oh my father. Oh my voice Dude one step what step outside? You're on the step outside. Huh? I'm scared. You shut up, dude. I think I was just... I thought I'd shoot a ghost. You're a fucking obsessed. I'm just a fucking obsessed.

Alright. And for you, it's pretty strong, forget it. So, for people who are just listening, you are chewing everybody out in a bagel store. And at the end, I don't know, what was that guy like, six feet tall? Yeah, you had to be at least, I'd say around maybe like six to three-ish. It was a six foot tall and you are how tall. I don't mean to ask that in a kind of swimming. He's 4-11, 4-9, 5 feet, and he was probably the most accurate. I'd say six three.

So you have a stone rage. I didn't give a shit like, you know, down and not, man. I just didn't give a shit. So you're 5 feet tall. You're chewing out everybody in the store for the crime. I used to lift a lot of weight too. So it's not like you know, I used to squat in deadlift 250 pounds. So I don't do let I don't do leg workouts. So I don't know if that's a lot.

Yeah, it is. It is. So you're chewing everybody out for their their prejudice against short men, which I think is yeah, which i think short men are the most hate like i think they're the most uh... the most depressed group in the world of course there's no uh... yeah i mean it doesn't take a genius to figure that out absolutely absolutely and then this six foot three super chat runs in at the end and tackles you for no reason

yeah exactly and that is the shirt. He's got his knee in my back and the shirt pulled over my head and my hand now slowly gives a hot day. And the oxygen was getting used up slowly under my shirt. Oh, it's all right. So he's trying to suffocate you. Yeah.

Why? Why was he doing this? What possesses a giant for do this to you? Didn't he say something right before the guy ran in? I don't even remember what it was, but then eventually he lifted his knees slowly up a little bit and I kinda had to like score him out of it and I got up and said,

get the fuck off me like that. That's when I left. Yeah. So what started it? That's what happened right before this that caused you to go into this rant. that's when I left. Yeah. So what started it? That's what happened right before this that caused you to go after this rant. I had ordered something. It took a few times for it to understand it.

And then when she did, she was walking up the co-workers, Giggling, looking back, and then she started to make my sandwich on the grill. And then she's putting her hand over her mouth, Giggling, looking over me. And then I started out basically saying, you know, what do you do? Because I've experienced this before. I'm like, whatiggins looking over me and then I started out basically saying, you know, what do you do? Because I've experienced this before. I'm like, what are you doing it? And the other video is from 7-Eleven, twice in a week, and another guest station, same

bullshit. And then now this, and I was just, you know, and there were other things that had happened in my life that has nothing to do with this topic. Things that have happened, and I was already, I haven't recovered from, I was already pissed about. And then I was having a bad day. And then I basically said, why can't you just make my breakfast? I'm like, and then that's when people started,

you know, interjecting in my business as they have all my life. And I'm fucking tired of it. And like that was it, I just fucking, and you know, obviously I don't expect anybody to know. You know, but obviously, you know, there are certain things like I said that at recently it happened a few weeks beforehand

that would piss anybody off. And so I was already riled up. And then this happened and I just fucking, I was so possessed and raised about everything. I fucking, I didn't give a fuck. I probably would seem to go, I'm stupid, that would be. I probably still wouldn't give a fuck. You know, fuck. You do get, you do get right in the guy's face.

You start bumping into the guy who's got a problem with you right away. Yeah, because the people have done that in the past and the trigger all those memories off. And I'm tired of people. I'm tired of feeling unsafe going out places. There years ago, there was a unfortunate July in on a at a 7-11 on Route 109 was on 4th of July, I was online at 7-11. They said next I didn't hear them,

a guy behind me coming front of me. I went up, I said, scurrying, I'm trying to talk to him and he would step left to the right but he wouldn't talk to me. And I'm explaining to him and then also he just turns around, never said a word and he shoved me.

So when that guy did, yeah, and this was like seven year. So I'm like, I'm tired of this bullshit. I'm tired of people putting their mother fucking hands on me, getting in my face. When then I got my father and my boss, it's a fucking fact. I don't like it. And now I'm taking right in the mother fucking balls for it. Yeah. So yeah. Good. You know, and that was enough. I really, but I fucking hate how women get off making fun of short guys. I It's not just us believe it in that I have a friend who he recently dated the details more people

But not mention his name, but when she found out that he recently said it works She left him and he's like six one. Yeah, so I was like, oh shit Then there was another like friend that they were dating and so it did. And he noted for a few years and then it didn't go down and then he caught a chin on him. And he's again six ones. So I felt bad for him, but I felt better that it's not just happening. The guys like me. Now, this is like becoming an epitupical part. This is I've been hearing this from a lot of and I don't get me wrong. There's a lot of ass-hole men too. Of

course. Yeah. But yeah, a lot of, and again, don't get me wrong. There's a lot of asshole men too, of course. But a lot of firms, cousins, I mean, the amount of people of course, relatives, I have divorced, I mean, stories and stuff. It's like, and again, women are not all bad, but there's a good chunk of them out there that just have nothing but deceitful intentions. And it's not just coming from me. This is years of talking to many, many people on how they've been burnt. In many ways, all height, it's, you know,

and with my situation, I just got fucking scared. You know, like, and what gives anybody to write the fucking, do that shit? Yeah, the giggling you mean. Like the giggling rights here, fucking face. Like the top and the bite and the top lip hold it. Like, you know, like I would hate and go, you know, I feel like like I'm like fucking eighth grade. So that's when I look at it and go, you're really fucking stupid to act like that. And if you're 30 or over and you act like that,

you're a fucking idiot. Yeah. Or you. The trick though is being six two, like that's when it stops. Right, it's 6'0. Well, I've even read articles. I've even heard friends that say they have a friend with at 5'10 and let's say they have 5'2 and it's still not good enough. I've never seen it get so bad in the last two, three years.

It was never that bad. I used to be on a cycle tickle years ago. It took a lot more luck. Yeah, itle years ago. Took a lot more luck. Yeah, I was just years ago. And I had a lot more luck. It was around like 2005, sictus that that was out. And it's just gotten very bad from my personal experiences

and shit I've heard. So. Yeah, the term manlet gets thrown. Like for some reason, guys have decided that it's now their crusade to also shit on shortman for women. Like why do you guys? Why do you guys?

What do other men care how tall anybody is? What the fuck is wrong with you? This is women's deal. Let them fuck back to hating on women. Don't do it to other guys. Well, can I, can I, can I, uh, uh, I'll use it clearly you know you know you know i see the old book on back you know for all that she's safe or will reject you for some and i got so much

going for me but they'll usually focus on one stupid little thing and it's i will you know obviously the positives that way the negatives but you want to focus on the negative okay fine here's my retort if you've done with the heaven god said you're breasted too small, you're not allowed to have it. How would you like it? And all of them, they shut the fuck up. You know, I just found out a girl in my Pilates class has been patting her bra this whole time. Yeah, I've always been secretly staring at her every

class. And she wore one one where it was too obvious. I thought, oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. They need to make, they need to get guys, guys like you like an exosuit. She's out of heaven. Yeah, she's out of heaven. Say you can pull off, say you can pull the same bullshit

when it comes to women. Like, oh, I didn't, I actually said that actually on a day two. Are you patting your bra? I actually drove from look Island to Connecticut one day. I was talking, I said, you know, I just want to go for a ride too. I passed the WWE Helkehle Air Co. It was cool.

And I didn't really expect much because I just wanted to get out of New York. So I said, fuck it. And I took a drive and she got in there. So you know, my, would you expect it? Yeah, you're cute. And she's like an inshort of a mean now. But I wish you a tall one. I wish your fucking tits were bigger so she looks at a

chest and she squeezes in the gather order arms and she goes oh I think you're right they should be bigger and I just looked at I'm like you're a fucking dumbass you know uh have you ever thought about doing that we had a guy call in who did a leg lengthening surgery and he said it added like four inches to his height have you

ever thought about doing anything like that yeah actually I have yeah I have I'm not gonna lie you hell yeah sure leg lengthening surgery and he said it added like four inches to his height. Have you ever thought about doing anything like that? Yeah, actually I have. I have. I'm not gonna lie. Hell yeah. Sure. Yeah.

He said everybody should do it. I have to let it heal for a few years on like you just being like a wheelchair or something like that. It's a lot of physical therapy. I think and yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He said it was great.

You know what? I just go out and get told to shoot. I just fuck this. I don't like him put to sleep anyway. I had that don't when I was 10 when I had a double hernia. And you feel like you suck in and dying, it sucked. But then all of a sudden, boo, you're out. But yeah, that was not a fun feeling at all.

Well, I was going to say, you know what's in all seriousness, it is being short is one of the things that like societies just kind of still allowed to make fun of. Yeah. Like it's like, ah, you shouldn't, but it's not like being a racist or you know, or anything like that. It's just not.

It is. Oh no, no, no, but it's just not deemed as fast. And it's as fast too. Oh no, I know, I know. Everything less. There's all kinds of studies talking about like, you know, that men over six feet tall are assumed to be more powerful and put in positions of leadership.

All that goes to get raises more like the memory of your friendship by psychologists on this show. Oh yeah, oh yeah, there's absolutely a perception. It's a fucking goddamn joke, it really is. It's stupid. It's all bullshit, it really is. Manlet is basically the end word for Shafri. The fucking thug going nowhere in Nanna, jail. I met women who've dated these pieces of crap a fucking dog going nowhere in an out of jail.

I met women who've dated these pieces of crap and they've got to shoot the shit out of them and they keep going back to them. Enjoy yourself. Have fun with that. Do you have any, I also was this, was somebody in the shop just recording this when it started to go down?

Because I noticed your YouTube channel has a bunch, like you're getting in confrontations. Not the, no, not the, I know. Wait a minute, how're getting in confrontations. No, not that I know. Wait a minute. How did the video come from? Yeah, how did it get recorded? Wait, how to walk it recorded? The original viral video. How? Who was recording that? Oh, so what the girl that said when I said when I said in the video, that's okay for them. So you should be dead and she goes, no one said that to you. I think she was the one with the camera. Oh, i noticed your channel has your youtube channel now has

you going around and getting into altercations with people who pick on you people have a provoking i'm moving but i mean i've had witnesses there with people provoking me one guy got on the bar was moon in the ball when i was outside it was getting bad i think i had to call the cops on point because i'm my friend Romeo was a witness We met another couple at one ball went to another ball and they were just like like we were on the other end not even ballerun them and they were trying to egg us on and then they were like giving us the finger from the outside of the ball. They were on the inside and when I told them the cops were coming they locked the door. It was just like they were just and then these guys are like in their late 30s 40 some 50s

Just acting like total jackasses. Yeah, like complete fucking assholes You know, and it's like it's still going on after this happened You know and it happened at another ball with a slam one of my camera crews hammer down on the ball I saw that's on there. You saw that camera crew and that's too I'm so happy you did because now people are seeing for themselves the fucking bullshit that we can't even go out anywhere and feel safe no more. So wait, wait, wait, you have a camera crew that's following you around on this? Sometimes we go out, we just get footage for like, you know, Instagram, you know, to keep

the fans interested. And the people who just take it upon themselves to walk up and all of them would be videotape. Meanwhile, they're at the end of the bar. I would not even associating with them. So this is a great and slim thing not on the fucking counter. That's when I snap. I said, you didn't fucking pay for that.

You don't touch that shit. They just hate you. Like they really just see you and they really just see you and hate you instantly. I mean, is that right? Yeah. Well, now they do. Of course they do now. Yeah.

When did this? When did this video come out a couple weeks ago? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say maybe two weeks ago. So you get recognized all the time. So all this stuff with the camera crew is after this. I said a fucking word. They knew he was the asshole. Yeah. When he slammed that fucking camera, I lost my shit and that wasn't even mine My brother-in-law get why used to go out with my brother-in-law a lot when we were younger and he has glasses and I think because of that Like he's he's bigger. He's stronger than me. He's right. He played football But because he had glasses he would always get guys fucking with him. Yeah always. Oh, yeah, of course No, probably be a mistake. Yeah. Yeah. He'd always get guys fucked and I've never never did. So are you swimming in hose now? Like, what's going on? What's been the girl's

response of your new celebrity? It could be better to be honest. It's on and off. We're not crazy yet. But there is potential now, but now I'll leave it at that so yeah yeah uh... and a little more uh... you know on the reliable side of the uh... yeah i see that i have a question uh... just working and uh... and that's basically it go ahead now that i have to have to follow up on something i saw you this is

shan by the way uh... okay i should i saw you, this is Sean, by the way. Okay, hi, Sean. Hi. I saw you interviewed on like a local, you know, newscast or not outside where this annoying little fucking kid was in the background who would not stop looking. I got, I wanted to punch that little kid. It was almost a watch it's talking about. No, okay. Well, you talk, you, you spoke to, you spoke to someone outdoors where he was offering to show you the tape. It was like a local, I don't know, it was like a Fox affiliate or something like that.

Blonde woman. No, no, it was a guy. No, it was a man. But you said you went into the forest and beat trees. Was that, was that? Yeah. I kind of take it out of my frustration. I'm like, yeah, I still got dense, I still got dense on the mini bat to prove it.

Okay, this is a, and I accidentally hit my fucking, my chin on the one of them. Yes. And I still have the lump on my, on my chin. And like a few minutes after I was kind of limp in, but I started walking and this couple, the wife on the roller blades,

they hit him on the bike, they walk past me and looked at me like, Charles Mads and like, what the fuck? Cause I, Why are you out there beating trees? You're out there beating trees with a miniature bat. Right. No, no, I went in the trail and then off the trail

like in the deep woods where nobody goes in, I was kind of just steaming off back there. Yeah. And then he actually hit my leg. I came back to the main trail and that's a couple of ass me and I was fucking Charles. No, they think it was a bad guy. You're coming out of the woods looking like you've just been in a fight to the death. I was also so I was in two and I didn't want to be jumped. So I needed a bat for me. Did you go? You get it like that sporting

gun. Did you go home and get this back? Did you go home and get this bat first? Is this like your anger bat? Is this something that you have? I keep it in my car for fucking assholes like at the bagel store. You get me? Yeah. How often do you get into altercations with people because of your size? I'll tell you where I'll tell you where you're at Jet Spear Story. That gave me grandma fucking back. Okay. So, I fish a lot of the base show on Marina. And one day, when you go to the Marina, there's a jetty and it meets the dock.

So, I'm in my car facing that point where the dock starts. And my pole is in a holder in the corner my line's in the water okay I just bought a new hundred dollar ugly stick pole a week ago all right I got thirty dollar braided fucking line on a forty pound test now there's a woman with two maybe 17 year old kids in the corner in front of my pole their friend is jet skiing going to the left to the left is about four of my older friends who fish there with their poles in the water. So as this guy's heading left,

my four friends get up, you know, you're too close and it's a law, you gotta be one and five hundred feet of the duck. So instead of him going out, out and out, he just loops back around. Then as he's coming back, he's diagonally getting closer to my pole. All of a sudden my pole starts bending.

His motor caught my fucking pole. It was going to get yanked in the water. I get out, I run up and as I'm trying to yell at the kid, his two friends caught me off and you know, basically got my face, the mother-wise thought, I told them, you're mine, you're business. This guy all of a sudden I feel and punched my fucking face. My fucking glasses flew off. I ran, now there's two of them in a heart. I said, okay, you want to play that way? I went to my bed, my back. I came out, now we're face to fucking face. And I'm like, hit me again, I swear. So the cop, the park ranger, who always goes there, a lot happened to be there. I didn't

see him. He saw the whole fucking thing. He gets out, runs over, yo, drop the bat, he goes, you and he's pointing him. He goes, I saw you fucking hit him. no he goes i saw you fucking hit him get on the curb so now we're both on the curb about maybe twenty five feet apart they start giggling and they look at me in the cops right there i look at my own fucking you grin

little punk i said and let me tell you something if that poll got yankton the fucking water you don't look like you pay for it because you don't look like you got a fucking black pissing you're a little punk So shut your fucking mouth. Right? And then the mother wasn't when she shut up. She keeps sagging me on, right? So she would talk first, then I would retort, then the top tells me to shut up. So we have to three times, I said,

Hey, cop, what are you telling me to shut the fuck up. When I already shut the fuck up three times and you clearly see she's fucking egging me on. Oh, it was failed. In the end, no, nobody got arrested. Nobody pressed any charges. What the fuck, bro? So, and that was like maybe two, three weeks before the bail thing.

I just got a high, and I just got a high, okay? I'm not gonna lie to a lot of tribes. One by to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you.

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. pristine four months later when the inspections do they jack it up this thing looked like it was extracted from the Titanic the whole thing was rusted the steering column right was hanging on by a thread they go you got to get really that drive so I lost 4,000 and I lost a nine hundred dollar a week

cleaning account of a bullshit for money and they didn't even fucking tell me I walk into this new cleaners there and he did it to the guy before me and told him they were gonna give him two weeks notice they didn't even fucking tell me. I walk into this new cleaners there, and he did it to the guy before me, and told him they were gonna give him two weeks notice. They didn't give a shit. So between all that I was fucking pissed. Then I walked into the bagel store. And the rest is shit. Right, screw it.

Yeah. Thank you very fucking much. And everybody has any goddamn negative shit to say, fuck you, kiss my motherfucking ass. How the fuck would you feel? Get out in front of it. No, it's great. I love you. His whole channel is just endlessly chewing people. It's endlessly laying into how many videos. That's why. And that guy that owe me fucking embezzling money from me, almost 2300 bucks for me is partner. I had another guy I met

through him in Tanda. We had an online store, which he got rid of because he's a dick and a lazy fuck. And he robbed me half of the price. We were we had an online store which you got rid of because he's a dick and a lazy fuck And you want me here for the price we pay for the website which I never got back $175 and he lives in fucking Ontario Canada and I'm gonna say his fucking name David your blackie, but I call him David your blow me You're a fucking piece of shit. You're probably living your mother's basement at 60 and you're still whacked off and you can take them glasses and shove them directly up your poo, bow. Look, all I'm going to say, product tie in with dick sporting goods, limited edition

bagel boss bad. You're a car big cleaner, right? Is that what you're doing? Did I tell you the Lexus story? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You know the whole story no, no, no, you don't hear in the video. No, I went to sell my car on Craigslist guy contacts me He tells me to meet him at the Corum Home Depot. Okay, so I parked near the front doors Then he texted me meet me by the bus stop, which is like maybe a hundred feet away I'm thinking this guy is too lazy to walk to my car. I just okay. I just start driving Uh-oh, uh-oh, you're Lism. Do we Lism? We can't hear you, bud. God, he's going to be screaming at that phone.

I know, I know. I don't think the phone's going to make it. Uh, he raged it out. I think the miniature Yankees bat's going to make an appearance. Chris Morgan leaves woman stranded in the cold. Thanks for sticking around that. He sounds like a real-life Yankeesan Toro. Yeah, he really does. Okay, I can't imagine getting in this many altercations in my life.

Yeah. And it's like an average week for him. No, okay, so in that video, that first video you played with the Bagel Shop video, right? You played the short version. I did. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh, there's like a fiveel shop. You played the short version. I did. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's like a five minute version.

Let's play that. But I mean, the dude who tackles him isn't the guy who he was getting in the face of. It was some other guy. Yeah. Right. It's just some random guy who immediately went from zero to a hundred. I think so. What does he tackles him?

He says something. Let me, let's, we got to watch it again. The only one I see is the one I played. It's the same length. Full video. It says how long were he was five minutes long? There was something that was, yeah, I'm only sure when I've heard.

Wow. Oh, no, never mind. Never mind that five minute one was something was stupid kid asshole like breaking it down or something. Yeah, you're right. That's the whole one. Chris, you there? Oh, yeah, there you are. Sorry about that, guys. No, that's all right. You cut out.

I don't, I forget Sean, where did he cut out? So, right, so with Alexis, so, he knows. So, what's on the lady emergency? She tells me who she is and that she's the guy's wife. She wants to use my phone charger at first. I say, no, then I tell her, you're using it, but you're going to get in the back seat. Then she goes, oh, that's him over there. I see him pushing the car.

He walks over. He starts rapidly throwing all these clothes in my car. I says, what the hell are you doing? He goes, oh, I do this all the time. You'll be okay. He passes my shoulder. He says, I understand all this and have your money. So, and then all of a sudden getting I'm being pulled over by like 10

dTs on the covers what's it now on the cover cops turns out this guy was on a crime spree stealing clothes and he trying to use my car now you can't make this up so now at some point now I'm being detained for 45 minutes okay so so I decide to call my dad right now I'm being detained for forty five minutes okay yeah so i decided to call my dad right now i'm on the phone i'm upset as anybody would because if i've got drugs i'm screwed right

top goes yes the nerve to go okay uh... so you need to to come down to your voice down and i look at the car by said excuse me if you're in my position how would you feel and i'm on the phone with my father excuse me and I fucking walked away from him the fucking nerve so you did get the bad day ended up let me go I says oh yeah I have his text that proves he was out to buy a car and I'll show you the fucking Craigslist's ad right now and that's what proved they let me go but he got arrested I don't know

what happened but she wouldn't get the fuck out of my car I'm telling you those DT's when I there she'd be missing about five fucking teeth Have you ever gotten into a fight with a woman like I've been Fizz or dude it's check it out. I'll start to cut you up It's one thing to do what they did in the bagel store, but my fucking car. I don't know you get the fuck out. And she don't even know it's trespassing. What a fucking moron. Now, I was gonna ask before, have you ever gotten or has a woman ever physical?

I'm six, I'm six feet tall. And I look big and a woman has still multiple women have taken swings at me. For you, I can imagine it's much worse because you also get in everyone's face has a woman ever gotten into a physical confrontation with you and how did that go? No, I'm nothing like that. Nothing's crazy. They just scream at you. Yeah, just stupid cheer, maybe a slap during every once in a while, but that's very, very

slight. Yeah, just stupid cheer, maybe a slap during every once in a while, but that's very, very slight. Yeah. But nothing, nothing like that. What about guys? The only time I would seriously do some dressings, they came at me with a knife or a frying pan or something. You know, then I have to do some out of self-defense, you know. But you know, I wouldn't initiate nothing like that.

Not initiate, but I'm saying, I mean, they've just, they get upset and they'll take a swing at me and you just got to you know sit there and try to defend yourself as best you can uh... stuff like that often are you attacked i'm saying in this like just uh... now all the holiday of all the other i mean but you know what it's funny you say that because i've seen kinds of like uber videos and there was uh... there was a young woman who was like a doctor resident

and she and she was five feet she was like she was throwing papers out of this guy's car all over the place. And smack him and push him and finally he just shoved and she went fucking flying. And I think Needless to say, can you imagine being the parents wasted all that money on med school gone in one video? Like you are truly a fucking idiot. And you're going to be a doctor. How the fuck do you behave like that? Yeah. Um, I mean, you know, she must have had like,

there were tons of papers all over the fucking street. She was violently thrown them out the fucking window like a psycho. I mean, it was nuts. It was nuts. Uh, I got a phone on YouTube. Yeah. It's been viral. I don't know how big. I gotta ask, where the hell, where do you get off or where do you, where did you get this ability to get in everybody's face? Because everybody I think is a pussy.

When it comes to confrontation. A lot of cars have shit built up to the point where I get so angry, I get possessed and I get very fucking strong, and I don't give a flying fuck, whether win or lose. That's my attitude. No lose, I don't give a fuck anymore. That's it. Straight at you, buddy.

That's it. Hey, Chris, did you get the bagel? I wasn't in it. Hey, good, buddy. I'm just wondering if you've ever gotten to a crazy altercation with anyone shorter than you. No. Good question. Okay. Do you have any, do you have advice for short guys out there? Biggobos? You mean like as a cheer up thing? Not a cheer up thing. Like no, like dealing with women. I mean, so the amount of screenshots I give from guys trying to text women or talk to women and the women just say like kill yourself

All the more up, right? Exactly Agress mean mean spirit it exactly like you said in the video What about guys like that? Like do you have any advice for talking to girls if you're you know if you if you're dealing with the size issue I will certainly handles you right now, so let me take over Grover if you will I once again, there's not all bad men and women I want to start up by saying that but for all of those of you out there who've ever made any of us no matter the ball whatever uh... insecure to the point where it breaks their heart to where they either don't want to live anymore or anything like that and or like the guy let's say just lost his job

you can supply for you for seven years then he's out of work for a month and all of a sudden you're flying the coop to go somewhere else uh... you know when you're not really into thick and thin you just out for your own ass and you're fucking wallet okay and a lot of them who are very demanding that and I'd say nothing personal

but from my experience half of them are that a bossy either look like shit or they're fucking broke and they're and all they don't fucking work. Now, again, I'm going to stress this again, so I don't get any stupid hate mal. Are you well? They're, they're, they're, they're a good and bad and everything.

But those who mean deceit and you know the fuck you are, let me lay it to you. You're not better than us. Your pieces of shit. You're fun to see it for you make me sick and I'm very goddamn proud of sitting here right now and tell the goddamn world what I have to say because I've lived it and I've been through it. The more you curse us out is the more is the more that you fucking reveal that you're insecure. You never want to make you fucking wrong. Well let's tell you the revolution starts now.

Just like, just like, new, new, new world order. Well, today starts a new world order. We are done. Our short guys and anybody else. I feel your pain, bro, because I've been in the out of Stony Brook twice. And my family was affected by it. My mother cried all the way home from the hospital for it. So any of you goddamn bitches that think

you're better than us, sure, like to anybody, let me tell you that just reveals how much pathetic you are broke, you're going nowhere and you want the easy way out. A cop and out kids have a goddamn government pay for you while you sit home and make all the fucking demands. And yes, I can back this up with things stories from close friends of mine that you spoil it for the bunch of them hopefully not okay you're not better than us you're fucking funny with your makeup your height your nails yeah look at what you look like even celebrities when they wake up in the morning like the legit I talk that's how they look okay so take all the support crap off them take off the fucking louis vatanda

and all that crap and see how they really love they listen to them and wake up don't let it affect you no more they are unhappy with themselves they're beaten by Poland stupid okay and they're gonna put you down no especially when you're the breadwinner if you're the breadwinner and you treat them right and they're still unhappy dude you know and i know tell you this to play reverse psychology and you and you don't need the god damn therapy they need the fucking therapy and that's all i'm gonna say about that sir i love it uh... i got that that somebody asked in chat to fit bad digger nick

asked if you've ever fucked a bagel i don't think he meant that seriously though uh... do you have any short icons like scrappy dude or Nikki Santoro? Who are you? Who are the short icon? Oh my god. Yes. Who? Who are your favorite short icons? Oh, um, David. He was cool. Yeah. Scooby. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I remember mighty mouth. Mighty mouth. Hey, the 80s and and Richie Rich, the cartoon. Yeah.

Holy shit. Richie Rich was a kid though. He was great, man. He was a bad ass, baby. Elroy Jetson. Yeah, man. I mean, I don't know. I can't believe that he popped in my head.

I get so much enjoyment out of Chris's rants, raving, cause it's all fucking true. He's passionate. But it's the ladies that gig is up, okay? The gig is up. And it starts now. I'm gonna be in wiki fucking pivier.

And 15, 20 years, 100 years from now, and I'm dead. My face and our story footage is gonna be in high school textbooks. And you're gonna be forced to study me. You wanna learn psychology? You're studying me. And if you can pass me, then you can be any mother fucking uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh plumber don't mean shit you want to pass a course you pass Morgan one on one bitch You're not in a you're not in a bagel shop right now are you? No, I'm not. Did you get banned from that store? Did they give you a drink of donuts?

Did they ever give you did you ever get that bagel after you got tackled? I first slapped it out of someone's hand and then I found grabbed it and said you know what? I pay for it fucking like grab it hand and then I found Graham didn't say, you know what? I pay for it. Fuck it. My Gravittal. So you did get it. I mean, I did just fuck it. You did keep your head. Yes, I did.

Yes, I did. Oh, good. I only have one more question, Chris. What makes you? I ask everybody this who calls in. What makes you a rage? What do you think? What?

I would be the last to play the big old thing again for you? No, I don't like it. I tell you what I don't like. Like, like, like, like, like, feeling a relationship, I don't like the cold shoulder, I don't like silent treatment, I fucking hate the silent treatment. Talk to me if you want to cool off, that's fine, we'll talk later, but none of this two, three days shit,

like I'm not even fucking nail like a god. Oh, that's my dream. Siley, yeah, the silent treatment is our fantasy. That's it. Hey, you know what? We just start doing it today. I'm more really fuck with ads. Sometimes I just want to nighted playing video games

so I'll throw a big fit just so I can get the silent treatment for a night and a hug. Thank you. What's happening? You feel better. All right, man. Thank you for calling night. I'm gonna stop it. I'm gonna stop it. You feel better. All right, man. Thank you for calling in. I love everything that you do.

Keep getting in everyone's face. Everyone should get in everyone's face in honor of Chris today. They got no problems getting the money. From now on, I'm getting in there. And if they don't like it, too God damn bad. Thank you, gentlemen. Yeah, thank you, sir.

Have a good one. YouTube, buddy. Take care, bye-bye. Oh, what a fantastic individual. You got to play the thing one more time. The him yelling. I can play the video one more time. Yeah, I want to hear what he says before that guy rushes.

Nick, you're still there, right? Yeah, I'm still here. I'm marveling. Yeah, it wasn't, isn't he wonderful? The inverse proportional ratio, or ratio of like anger to size. Yes. You know, it's a weird permutation of like the square cube law or something. I love that he's so obsessed with jobs.

Like that. He's trying to relate this. You know, all guys who are unemployed, they don't work. They have this too. Well, I don't know about that. There we go. I'll play it again for you. Yeah.

You're being able to do it. Why is it okay for women to say, oh, you're five feet on dating sites? You should be dead. That's okay. You're supposed to be here, nobody. Women in general, I've said it on date. Yeah, we're in general.

You think I'm making that shit up? Everywhere I go, I get the same fucking smirk with the biting Shut your mouth. You're not God or my father oh my voice Dude one step outside you want to step outside You shut up, dude. I'm not the third attack now. Oh, you said go ahead and attack me. Go ahead and attack me.

That's what he said. I want to know what he said. Oh my God. Yeah. Go ahead and attack me. What were we talking about? Oh God. I think we were talking about the deposition.

I'm so glad that she actually called in. Me too. I was like, you know, we've had a little bit run of bad luck with people flaking out at the... News bae was supposed to be here too, but she was gonna show up. She made a cap got her. That made up for it, though, I think.

I said thank you. I hope everyone enjoyed it. She found a short guy and everything was fine. Yeah, I should have asked him about short guys and the Yankee bat. Short guys and money. Oh, you mean a short guy with money? Yeah.

Remember, we read that study, right? I read that study a couple months ago. How the money can make up for, and it's like $185,000. We'll make you, we'll grow you six inches or something. Yeah. Anyway, Nick, I don't know. I'm sure I forgot something on the, the Vic Lasagna case because it's, it's so huge.

Um, it's, it's ridiculous. I can't even keep up. I mean, I talk about the stupid thing like three, three hours a night and it's not enough time. And by the way, Nick has height privilege just so everybody knows. Yeah. I'm the manlit of this show. But it's monstrous. I don't know.

I'm really interested to see what happens with this anti-slap because if, you know, any of the defendants went on anti-slap, they're out. And there's a real possibility that all of them went in the case just as over. Really? What do you think the odds on that are? I know lawyers are mentally incapable of giving odds, but what are their for defendants? I reserve the right right now. So understand when I say these odds, I'm weighing them in in light of how ridiculously powerful anti-slap

laws are. Right. We're not going to hold you to anything. Don't worry. No, I'm not worried about that. It's just, I don't want people to be like, oh, man. So Jamie Markey, I think, has the best case currently. And I think that she's got about a 70, 30 chance of beating, of winning on the anti-slap right now.

And what is she accused of? Well, she accused him of pulling her hair. She's such a great story. She accused him of, so they're in Funimation Studios in the main lobby. And she walks up and she says that she said, Oh, hi, and gave him a big hug. And then he grabbed her hair.

He starts running his fingers through her hair, gets to the base of her skull, splays his fingers out, and then grabs her hair like a fistful of it. Jerks her head backwards, pulls her in close, and whispers, quote, something sexual into her ear that she can't remember. Something sexual. You know what? I was watching you describe this and it made me think of that scene of the nightmare and fear and loathing in Las Vegas where they're sitting in front of the judge and Christina

Ricci goes, I don't know what they did to me, but I know it was bad. And he goes double castration, right? Listening to a grown woman describe such with such specificity, grabbing the back of her head, the time, the day, the place, running up to it, but then she can't recall. Not one word. Not anything.

Like what sexual? He was going to give you a massage, like Chris the Kiwi, he wanted to propose marriage, he wanted to have a kid with you, he wanted to ass rape you, like to have a kid with you. He wanted to ass rape you. Like there is a wide spectrum in the world of something sexual. It goes a long way in both directions. Yeah, she couldn't remember what he said.

And she couldn't remember how she got out of the situation, but she said in her initial statement. Now, she changed in her affidavit. She doesn't say this, but in her initial statement, she said, it must have been her shoving him off and saying, get the fuck off me, or something like that. It must have been that, but she actually didn't say that under oath, and under oath, she had to be the victim. She couldn't exhibit any strength. But this is, of course, both she and Monica Reol are brazen in your face, tough, Chico women or whatever. What's a Chico women? I don't know, whatever they are. Just as many descriptors as they could have. Right. Cool.

And, and, and, and, and, you know, fourth, fourth right there. Yeah. But then immediately in the presence of, a Vic, who, by the way, is, he does not suffer from tall privilege at all. This is not a giant imposing man. Uh, oh, he's tiny. He's a little guy like Tom Cruise.

Like, he's seemed, when you see the size of his head in pictures, you just assume that he's like, it's good looking. I think, but he's like five seven something like that. He's short of guy. Seven, five eight. Yeah. Yeah. Somewhere around there, you know, not, not particularly tiny or anything, but he's not tall by any stretch. Yeah. And so, but, but immediately in their presence, they, they become instantly powerless. And it's just amazing to see these things. But I think she's got about a 70% chance. For what it's worth in his deposition, he said that he said that he did probably touch her hair.

I saw that. And I saw you saying, I saw you saying, say no, Vic, say no, and then he goes, yeah, I did. And he was like, oh, that was funny. Yeah, I just, it's like, come on, man. Don't give them anything. Don't give them anything. Yeah. Because the way he said it to is, well, I was probably touching her hair, then you don't remember. Yeah. Guys, guys in, in court, in deposition, when you're being questioned on something, it's the same thing if you're talking to the cops. If you don't remember exactly what happened,

I don't remember. Did you touch your hair? I don't think so. Don't remember. No. No. But anyway, so she's at about 70-30. I actually put Funimation, Monica,

and at about 50-50 on both of them. And for Ron. And for Ron. Yeah. Sorry. I put Ron, I think Ron's definitely going to lose his TCPA. He's just got so much stuff. But in reality, I do think that there's enough evidence, especially stuff that hasn't come out yet that will get all of them past it.

But right now, that's where I got to put it. What kind of stuff? What hasn't come out yet? There's affidavits from other people that should be coming out. At some point, I'm told I don't have them or anything yet if I did. They'd already be broadcast. But that is not looking good. No, that's looking good.

What people don't, what law Twitter don't understand, and Nick, you're, these are like defamation suits, but we're basically right? Yeah. So if they win these, if they win these getting it, getting it thrown out, then it's over. And that's the end of the lawsuit. Yeah. Right. So in Nick saying it's 70%, 50%, 50%, 50% and 0% are his odds of it getting thrown out

for all these people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. So, I mean, 50, 50s are, but as I've said it since the beginning, when you see the support that Vic has, the purpose of the lawsuit has already been achieved. It is to make it okay for, because guilty people don't fight back. Like that is a, that is, you know, and Nick can probably give a take on this, but it is a, it's a trope that if

you don't testify at your own trial, people will just assume your guilty. That's right. And I don't know how many people, but Nick, maybe you can talk to that. Oh, everybody, everybody thinks that. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Of course.

Why wouldn't you answer the, or why wouldn't you get up there and profess your innocence? Yeah. And, and the legal reality is because it's legally ineffective most of the time. And it opens you up to other attacks. Like if you, in a lot of cases, they can't attack your character until you raise your character in your defense.

So that's why you don't want someone who will talk up on the stand because they'll say, oh, you know, I'm a good person. Immediately that opens the door to then bring in 50 people who all say you're pile of garbage. That's interesting. I'll let a dog once. Yeah. Oh, I'm not even kidding. Like that stuff is all in admissible. Yeah. Yeah. Until you raise it, once you raise it in your own defense, they can, they can go after you on it. But yeah, the perception is no one fights back. And that's what all these people don't understand about the GoFundMe either, is that a lot of

people contributing to the GoFundMe aren't contributing because they even knew who Vic was six months ago. It's because they just want someone to say no. Yeah. No, I'm not going to just roll away and die and go work in a grocery store for the rest of my life. Yeah. It's crazy. And the other thing, Twitter doesn't get that. They're the dumbest people, the law, people who are lawyers who are on Twitter arguing with Nick all day, I mean literally all day, like several tweets of me. They're not busy. No, there's some of the stupidest people I have ever heard takes on.

It's amazing to see that much stupidity expressed eloquently. You don't use that to see that. But they are. But John, there's a dude who literally for the past three months now has been tweeting about this at an average of every six minutes. That's insane. This is a lawyer who presumably has clients. Apparently not. Yeah. I think even if it gets kicked out, it's already. Who's he billing for that time? Who's getting really fucked? Right? Yeah, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think,

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you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, think, you think, think, you think, you is the odds of winning an anti-slap motion on a defamation case are like 85% or higher. Say that again. Like the odds of winning an anti-slap motion on defamation case are like 85% or higher. Oh, so these are lower than normal odds. Gotcha. So they've a better chance than normal. I'm giving Vic, I'm giving Vic better than normal odds. It's just the reality of how overbearing this law is. It's a poorly drafted law.

Annie Slaps are questionably constitutional. They foreclosure right to petition your government for redress of grievances. They force, like Minnesota struck theirs down because it forces judges to litigate the case and decide on factual issues without having a proper, you know, without having discovery, without having a jury to actually sort through these issues of fact, the judges are supposed to rule on them as matters of law and that's not what they

are. Yeah. So that's interesting. Well, I'm really looking forward to Minneapolis. I'm glad we could make it happen. I really appreciate you coming into town and hanging out with us. We're going to have a. It's going to be a blast. We're going to have a nickel like dress, a dress as Nick contest for the show. I really hope. I really hope people, uh, people don't go too far and how

and what they want to represent. I'm just remember that all of your pictures will end up on the internet. It's going to happen. Who has the balls to win that contest? Oh my guess we'll find out. Whoo. Well, bring your dad short, boys. I want to set up something up maybe the day before. So I know you have a lot of like racketeers, I think they're called, not Nickheads,

who are into more anime stuff. I think it'd be fun to set something up the day before to get that crowd around If since you're already gonna be in the city, but you know, I'm not good at putting things together as everybody can tell Yeah, I don't know I don't know what we would what we would put together specifically, but I mainly just want to encourage people to not just come in for the show, come in for the bar crawl the night before. Oh, yeah. All day, Saturday. Are we doing anything on Sunday?

We're flying out on Sunday. So no, AIDS and Goliath are flying it on Wednesday, I think. Okay. So we'll be there for a while. Come in early. We blocked out Veronica, Veronica Leveri, the news babe happens to be there. We've we blocked out Veronica Veronica LaVary, the news babe happens to be there. So we've blocked out all of Wednesday for her. But every other day we got hang out with you. Is your wife coming, Nick? Yep. She'll be there. Great.

You're getting away from the kids? Yeah. We've we've got some semblance of babysitting set up. Is that the oldest one watching the youngest? We'll find the homeless guy. They'll be watching. Does anything make you a rage? I always forget to ask that. Well, I mean, it's again, it's one of these cliché big things. I just really, I'm getting fucking tired of liars. Yeah.

I just really, I'm getting fucking tired of liars. Yeah. As the kiwi, as the kiwi farms goes through and so you're talking about law Twitter. A lot of these guys are anonymous. They have anonymous Twitter accounts because they don't want to, they're afraid to have their opinions associated with their legal practice, right? So they come in and they talk this big game about all the stuff they attack like my experience because I've only been a lawyer for four years, which have never really. I didn't know that.

I thought you'd been one for your whole lives. There seems like you just came out litigating. No, it's, it's, I've only been a lawyer for years. I don't, like I didn't, I didn't like now, you know, run out and tell everybody, but straight to the top. Anybody ever ask? Nick went straight to the top with his legal analysis. If anybody ever asks, I'll tell you very candidly about

whatever I can about my practice. You know, I don't hide from my, I'm not ashamed of my life in any way. But a lot of these guys, I wish I could say that. Yeah, wow, that must be, that must be amazing. Wow. Well, I mean, you just wait, you just wait.

You have mirrors in your house that aren't shattered from you smashing them with glasses and hammers and stuff. I, I'm not saying that I don't have things that I wish went differently. I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that everything brought me to now. So, you know, what the hell am I complaining about? Yeah. But either way, a lot of these, they come out and criticize and they say,

oh, you don't have experience or whatever. And then as Kiwi Farms is going through and finding out who some of these guys are, it's like, oh, oh, one of these guys is a Minnesota lawyer. And he's talking about how I'm just this new attorney. I don't know anything. I don't do any cases. And then they found out who he was.

He's been lawyering less time than I have. He's a junior associate at a criminal defense firm in the Twin Cities. Oh, great. And he has, his bar number is associated with zero cases in Minnesota. Oh, wow. So, so it's like, and that's not a slide on the guy. I'm not even criticizing his experience in any way.

It's just like, dude, why are you lying about who you are? Yeah. That's the question. Yeah. So that stuff pisses me off. Oh, he might swing out for the bar crawl during road rage That I told him I'd buy him a beer. Oh cool. Really? And we'll jump him behind the door. I was gonna say yeah, we'll get Chris out there. I got to know other lawyers

I don't have time to do anything anymore. I do my show. Yeah, right? Like that you guys know it takes a ton of time Yeah, it does it does and then it also takes it also is the things that I want to do just for myself, like dick around that I say is planning for the show. It also takes that time. That's two, two, two for. All right, Nick, thank you for calling in. Get out of here. Yeah, buddy.

See you in the next tomorrow night, right? Yeah, yeah, I'll be on your show tomorrow night. Definitely. Awesome. Can't wait. We'll see you then, man. Yeah. See you. All right. Let's get some. I got some advice. Maybe I have some comments.

Yeah, read the comments first. This is from Robbie, Robbie full bottom. Hey, Dick, I have a couple things I want to express. Won't take long before worn. It's congratulatory and nature. So strap in first up. I'd like to say thanks. You and Sean have been a part of my daily life

for a few years now. I never thought I'd say about a podcast, but it's changed how I perceive the world around me. Perhaps it's the scientist in me, but I find myself digging around an episode, not for dirt, but to understand what the real message is. Did you know what my real message is with the shooting? Is that if you try to pull that shit around me,

fucking take it away from them. I think it's pretty self explanatory. Shove it up their ass. Boom. Why are you worried about mass shootings? No, because if I'm around, you know what'll happen. Subdude, subdude. Whether intended or not, it seems to me that every episode

is a lesson in how to pull your socks up and get on with it, like the Beggleman. You and Sean have been, have quite clearly been through some shit together. Things that the average guy might struggle with. I don't, I think we're all average guys. I think there were a lot more, there's a lot more in common than a lot of people think.

Yeah. While I suspect that's probably still the case off camera. There's something very humbling about a podcast still coming out without fail every week. Oh, that burning man week's gonna be rough too. With perfect audio and an atmosphere that would tell you nothing of the drama of a words weren't there to do the job.

Where that meets my appreciation is that I am, much like a lot of people get stuck in a rut when things get rough, but this podcast has taught me to get out in front of the bullshit life throws. And if some hits you get better at it, that's an important part. Secondly, the actual content is meaningful.

I would hate to think if I was reading too far too much into the words you scream in the middle of a rant about women or Trump or whatever madness it is that week, but there always seems to be a kernel of you that comes through. Sure there's a hilarious rant but I can't tell what you actually think about the subject which I don't think but I can tell what you actually think about the subject matter which is I don't think a common thing. In my experience people veil what you think what they think in

favor of chanting buzzwords, parroting phrases they heard on the news, for example. Sean reveals a lot about himself too by where he chooses to interject. And with how much he chooses to interject with, I always know something's going well, Sean shines in. Alcoholism, depression and anxiety are clearly important subjects in his life. Even silly things like the day you pointed out, the thing that Sean does with his mouth, which put me in mind of the motor ticks I have, not part of any condition, etc. He just something I do, crack my neck, jerk my cock around.

Oh no, he says back. Oh no, that's not what he said. Say that. Okay. Never had a good explanation for it, which are habitual, but to some degree embarrassing. You pointed it out, heard the explanation and left it there. Yeah, and it is what it is there about you and it conveys a message. It's someone who, by presumed a ton of people in personal life, take to mean you can be confided within confidence. No, don't confide in me. I'll tell everybody it immediately, because I think it's funny. Oh, yeah, that's very... He could have read more into it. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you that. Yeah, that's a check. Check that at Facebook.

I don't think anybody anything. I've been a universe. Dickel definitely not keep it a secret. I'm telling somebody while you're telling me, I don't give a shit. I've been a university throughout the podcast. I have a BSC in neuroscience and an MS, that's a bachelor's and a master's in bio.

What's up with the B, it's not, don't think that you can abbreviate your thing like PhD. And everyone will know Okay, PhD. We got one that's it. Yeah, BMS and biomedical science during it family and friends got sick some died You know life shit hard life. Yeah, life doesn't provide many constants, but death is one of them There's no understanding the value of having a reliable voice every week We can bank on giving a hot, having a hot take or two and the random daily shit that hits all of us.

Podcasts got me through. Anyway, I haven't bothered to structure this or rewrite it, et cetera. So if you endured it to this point, thanks, Dick, thanks, Sean. I wouldn't be alone in saying the value you provide to people extends far beyond a podcast. And it's a real testament to each of your characters,

as people and characters on the show, you're well worth the obscene amount of money that is pumped into your Patreon every month. That was the point that I wanted to bring up about I am worth the amount of, the obscene amount of money that is into the Patreon. Love Robert. Well, you're worth it because the people say you're worth it.

Yes, there you go. Exactly. That's a great idea. Here we got some, yeah, thanks for everything, Celent. Hey, Dick, this is the real fail driver. Hey, Dick, I've been a long time listening to the Dick show and also listening to the biggest problem in this entirety. I'm an average, I'm an avid car guy in a Formula One fan. So here's my issue. I have a super religious Christian family

that seems only to talk about Christianity. And I'm an atheist. Oh no. Talk about F1. So I don't get along very well with my family. My siblings are constantly telling me that I'm going to burn and hell. Wow.

Wow. Burn it, burn, burn to hell in an F1 car. I have a stepdad. Yes, my biological parents are divorced who is extremely annoying and kind of a jerk. I've tried to escape my situation by gaming to an unhealthy extent. Oh man, probably a victim of loot crates.

But even then my mom or stepdad will come into my room. My lock doesn't work. Oh God. You know, buddy, you can fix your lock. Let's start with this. You have the ability to go to the store and fix your lock. And then when you do, they're going to have to make the decision to take the lock out of your room. And give me, come into my room and give me a speech about how I should convert to Christianity.

Hmm. I'm miserable. Your show and the biggest problem when I was listening to it has kept me going these hard times. I hope you could find a, I hope you could in some way help me out in my situation. Thanks to real field driver. Yeah, guess what? They're into Christianity. You're into Christianity times a thousand. Yeah.

Atheism never heard of it. I fucking love God. Do you know how every day, all day, everything you do and say is God, God, God. They love God. You want to have God's kids. Are you reading the meaning into this? This obsession, this obsession people have with everybody else knowing who they are. Oh, I'm going to hell.

You're right. That's why I started going to church every day. I pray every night before bed. How long have you prayed today? I have a little counter on my phone that I start when I pray every day. So far, I've got two hours today. Let's see your fucking counter.

I got more God in my little finger than you have in your whole, than you have in your whole heretical body. You fucks, you are burning in hell. I do more God worshipping before 8 a.m. than you've done in your whole life. You love God? I eat, sleep, and breathe God.

He's in every fiber of my being. Couldn't live without him. Fuck Satan. I'm going to hell, you memorize the Bible. Use it as a weapon. Right. That's what it's there for. Easy, easy fix and get a lock on that door.

Go to Home Depot. They won't let you use any of their fun tools, but they will let you buy a lock. What do you think? Pretty easy. Yeah, get the lock and then, if they try to bust in, you just tell them you're having

some private time with God. Never fight with enemy. Yeah, but intimate personal relationship with God. I'm fucking praying in here. You're busting the door open. I'm telling God my private shit. That is blasphemy. You bitch.

It's a sacred communion. Go to their priest. They're very religious. Go to the priest, make up lies. But what they're doing at home, they're being very ungodly at home. It's fucked because I'm trying to work on my God shit. They're coming in with anti-God shit, telling me I don't believe in God enough.

I believe in God more than I believe in fucking God more than you, father. Can't believe they would do this. Can you have a talk with them? Can you fucking have a talk with them about their belief in God? Cause they're throwing stones in the glass houses thing. I mean, you know all about that quote.

Oh yeah. You know what the Bible says about that? It's not a fan. It's against it. It's against it. Zach Roy, hey, Dick, huge fan of show. Ever since I heard you on the official podcast, couldn't get enough dick.

Writing the show for a relationship advice. I'm 18, going to college in three weeks. My girlfriend is B cup tits, 18, a great S, but a seriously immature personality. Wow, 18, you gotta be, gotta be grown up, almost infant like personality at times. Whoa, because she was mustard. She is my first and current only.

We have been dating for almost two years now, but I've been desperately wanting to end it. I tried killing the relationship slowly by being less responsive and even asking for short breaks in the relationship. Well, it's not taking no for an answer. Then comes the problem. The problem is more than just her personality.

It's that when I'm breaking it off, she got cancer. Oh God. Damn, that's young cancer. She has lung cancer. What? Lymph node cancer and thyroid cancer. I mean, we'll be going through chemotherapy. You don't see that one coming?

No, you don't. At 18? I guess. She is a genuinely innocent person. I mean, what are her odds? She can't be innocent if God give her all that cancer. She's genuinely innocent person. And if I just made a see this happen,

two of all people heard, even though I do not want to be in a relationship with her, it's the fuck with me. Wow. I am no guy to obsess over. I guarantee so many other guys would treat her better, but she idolizes me because she has very little to turn to. I feel like if I broke up with her, there is a chance she kills herself.

Wow. Well, I think, do I do? I mean, obviously I fucked up by not being upfront and breaking up with her two seconds before she told me she got cancer, I would not see myself as a worse person. So because of my own interpretation of my decisions, now it's all fucked up.

Nothing is different, dude. Obviously I fucked up by not being up front, by not being up front, breaking up there before this came up. But where I am right now, I don't know what to do. It's easy, you have to get a worse, more cancer than her. How did I know you were gonna say that? Well, it's, I mean, you know, shove your face in a bunch of broken up asbestos.

Yeah, fly to Australia. You can get asbestos like out of the ground, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Roll around in that blue shit, you know, a brief day. And then go to Africa on the way back. There's natural nuclear reactors. There's like uranium deposits in Africa

that have naturally sustaining nuclear reactors, nuclear reactions going on. Is there really? Yeah. I thought most of it was stable. There's a tiny fraction like U-235? Yeah, but it exists. But it doesn't exist.

No, it doesn't exist. It's like less than a percent. But yeah. Yeah, find that. Then just sit your nuts on that for a while. Get all kinds of cancer. Yeah. All over, roll around in it.

Smoke, smoke all out of every hole. Smoke up your ass. Smoke out of your mouth. Cram. Yep. A bunch of cramped shoes. Cramed shoes up your into your eyelids. Yeah. Guarantee you will get more can't,

then you will be the victim, and then you will feel okay to dump this poor cancer written. Good God. Long cancer at 18. Oh man. Yeah, you blew it. And to all you guys out there who are considering

dumping your girlfriend, but you don't have the nuts to do it, this could happen at any moment. Something bad could happen to her that will force you to be with her for the rest of your life. Just keep that in mind. This is like the woman, you know,

it's like a woman who gets like, you don't, you're not into her and she gets like burned up in a car wreck and it's like, now how do I fuck? Yeah. Mm. Jesus Christ. Ooh, shave your head or just fake it.

That's rough. shave your head. Like, oh, I got all this fucking cancer. Oh, man, head or just fake it. That's rough. Shave your head. Like, oh, I got all this fucking cancer. Oh, man, I've been hanging out with you and I got all your cancer got transmuted onto me. Yeah. Cause of Obamacare. So that's, yeah.

I have to go to another hospital in a different state. Ooh, right. Cause I got all, cause I got men's cancer of stuff. And then you have a different treatment program. So sorry, we can be pen pals, but I can't be there for you. Good luck with that one, buddy. Just do it, just do it. I got in a predicament that I need your advice on. I mean, how much more? Holy shit, I have a lot of advice today. I really love doing the

advice. It's fun. Okay, maybe we'll just we got to do a bonus episode too, soon, before manyapolis. Yes. Yeah. Hey, Dick, I got in a bonus episode too, soon before Minneapolis, because I don't wanna bring man. Yeah. Hey, Dick, I got in a predicament that I need your advice on. I'm a student at State University and currently have two options when it comes to banging chicks.

That's right, I said options. Wow. Oh, good for you, man. Good for you. I saw this email. Oh, did you? Yeah. Did you put together your thoughts on it already?

No, I have not. I have a job. I don't know if I got to the end of it yet. Oh, okay. The first chick is more of a sure thing. She's a gamer girl, a solid eight on a good day, a 7.5 on a lazy day. So are women playing video games now?

Yeah. They didn't always. No. When I was a kid, no fucking way would a woman play a video games now? Yeah. They didn't always. No. I was a kid. No fucking way would a woman play a video games. Yeah, same. I mean, unless I was just a huge loser and didn't know any women that played video games, but I've never never saw it until recently. Yeah, I don't think I knew any. Eight on a good day, 7.5 on a lazy day. Wow, this guy's very, very festidious. The canned situation is all right. I would describe it as a healthy orange,

one that's been on the vine a day or two longer than it needed to be. Oh, that's too bad. She has similar interests to me, takes care of herself, and I'm interested in more of a dating type thing with her. That's how the kids talk these days. Would you like to have a dating type thing with me? Maybe or, yeah.

The other girl man, like a nine and a half tattoos, piercings. Oh God, mostly wears dark colors, raven haired. Her cans are a bit smaller than the other girls. Oh, this decision is easy. Total degenerate, which I'm sure would transfer over to the bedroom, prepare to be surprised. Unless you would like dealing with some, with a very selfish woman in bed, I would usually bang both of these chicks and call it a day, but the situation they're both best friends. They both like me. They both hang out with my group of friends all the time. Each one giving me the once

over. Each one giving me the ones. My other friends are also gunning to bang the goth girl, the Ravenhaar girl, but I'm the guy that's up to the challenge. I'm 90% sure they're both a sure thing. Can I pull this off? I legitimately have no idea how to bang the Ravenherd girl, but I'm the guy that's up to the challenge. I'm 90% sure they're both a sure thing. Can I pull this off? I legitimately have no idea how to bang the Ravenherd girl. Keep appearances good. What? And transition that into a relationship with the camera girl.

Mm, boy, you're asking a lot. Boy, I just like, he's having multiple cakes and eating them too in his mind. This is possible. While maintaining my friend's group dynamics. Buddy, buddy, buddy. It's one of the hardest things to understand is that no one gets everything they want.

How can I have in my cake and eat it to? Please guide me. It's very simple. You need to get everyone on LSD. What you're looking for is a cult type of situation where the entire the group dynamic doesn't change. And you can fuck both you can fuck both of them and pretend that one is your girlfriend. Only cults get to do that. Yeah, you you got to get everybody on LSD as It's quickly as possible. Introduce it one by one. Probably get the black hair girl onto it first and then use her as a pivot to introduce drugs

to all the rest of them. I don't think they're good. I think that's problem. For what he wants, that's probably the best advice anyone could give. It's the only way it's gonna work. Yeah, I mean, do you really want it or not? Pussy, shader get off the pot.

Oh God. They're 18, that's legal advice. Sure. Okay, let me see, let me see who I'll, who did I tell the call in today? Please sound off in there so I can get you on. And then I wanna do voice mail. Oh, burn court, that's right.

Who, what's burn court's name? Gabe, okay. Gabe, you there. Hey, hey, Gabe here. Hey, what's up, man? You're the host of burn court, right? That's right. Gaber ham sandwich Yeah, I know I'm Boris a row on here. You fucking I can't actually change my name back You mother fuckers with your nicknames. You sent me some clips from your show of me getting shit on, right? Yeah, I hope you got them through in a zip file. Okay. I sound okay, right? Yeah, you sound good. I sound fine. No, solid. All right, let me show you a couple of these. Hey, what's up? Not too much. Oh my God, there's a lot of clips here. There are a lot of clips and they're enabled. They're numbered one, two, three. Which one should I start with? Start with clip one.

This is, I think Cameron sent this image around, but this is his reaction to it. What is it? Can you give us a little bit of intro for this? Your podcast, Berncourt, has people on to shit on each other. Oh, pretty much, yeah. So this first clip, he kept posting this image of a conversation you and he had after he got banned and acting like, like, what did I do?

What did I do? You know, okay. That's that's pretty much his sentiment. Okay, I'll play it. Let's see how this goes, Sean. We'll see if Sean likes it. That's the gauge. Well, I mean, okay, so we got, we have some evidence here. One of these screenshots. All right, hold up. It's called dicksacuck.jpg. He says, I banned you. You say, lol, why?

People have less fun with you in there. And you say they can block me, who's people, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think your goal is to make people angry to get attention. You can do that outside of Discord. You can go to Patreon and click on Refund and I'll process it ASAP. You spoiled the Discord for people. You'll be fine without it. Yeah, like what the fuck does he mean by that? You spoiled the Discord for people. I can block me. I think what he's trying to say is that you're making it less fun.

I was there one that's shitting on me. Oh, yeah. Spicy stuff. Okay. So I banned a guy from from discord and he's not happy with it because he's, yeah, he's pissing all over the sandbox. Yeah. Okay.

Which one? Which one? I'm trying to play. What's a spicy one that I can play? Let me see. Sorry about all the clips. I'm not so close to fuck. So this is guy named, we call him Ghost. His name is literally the picture of a ghost. Okay.

And at this part, about midway through, he started trying to justify all the weird shit he was doing in the server by just saying that you were a fuck up This guy came to that. What's that? That's saying I was a fuck up Yeah, and I'm all intuitive ways. Okay, sure you can yeah, that sounds good. Which one is that? That's a big eight. Okay Let's see. Let's see if this has any spice to it Cameron Clark may have mentioned one shit twice. Hey, it's kind of weird that you post fucking very porn

in a fucking E-Saleb cherry channel all the time. No, that was exactly it. And then everybody upset whenever you point out that, you know, a bunch of full grown or half full grown men are posting fucking porn to each other and E-Saleb's fucking like discord, right? And by the way, you have a lot of experience with this. This is the situation. This is the situation.

Essentially, Cameron pissed off all the perverted pay pigs and they ran the daddy dick. They ran to daddy dick. What do you mean? Why do you think he's not in the fucking discord? He had more to do. I don't think anyone ran to dick, especially like if anything, they're not gonna run to dick. Because they don't want to ban it.

What do you think it is that that's saying to him that all camera clerk makes it so we're not having as much fun in this discord anymore? A.K.A. Anybody who's literally in the fucking porn discord, if those related discord is posting every day, stupid fucking porn. I knew it was going to come to this. You're in the comedy podcast. You're in the comedy fucking podcast. You're both in porn. I knew it was gonna come to this. You're in the comedy podcast.

You're in the comedy fucking podcast. You're both in porn. Ghost Crusade against porn continues. It's not a crusade against porn. It's a crusade against bad comedy and bad content. Okay, well, it's kinda, it kinda limp. But you got anyone's where they're really on or were they really letting it loose?

Probably good times the spiciest one, I guess. I tried, I'm sorry, I tried to clip stuff that was really like succinct, but. Oh no, it's okay, burn cord. Come on, bring the heat. Yeah, right? People get on the mic. Try and they can't bring it.

Let's just see here. Who the, who is this person person has this person ever organized? Yeah, it's Tanner. Yeah, I'm down the fucking street or over to another county to do any kind of show or make a business. Who is this person that thinks that they're authorized to speak about anything? Oh, really easy because I actually have a real thing that takes real passion and not something funny like a fucking podcast dream. Like what?

I would love to hear what that is. It's called doing bands, tape labels, art, going to show, going to shows, being part of shows, actually contributing to a scene, that type of stuff instead of taking all this

energy that you used to be creative within the context of a pointless like greener is fucking podcast right. We put in that same energy towards like actual fulfilling endeavors stuff that's not fucking empty like podcasts or like popcorn and I've said this before they taste good but what it what it what it happened and they have no nutrition value for your brain whatsoever Okay, that was a bag. Well, I like it like it. I like how there's a hierarchy in what fulfills people Yes, it has to be nutritious for your brain Well, no and other people get to get to say what that hierarchy is for other people. He's doing bands Yeah, he's a big shot. Well, he's doing bands. All right, maybe to review these clips a little bit Gabe I don't know. I did my bad. I'm on like two hours of sleep. I did these. I think two or three o'clock

the morning. No, it's okay. I finished the episode. I appreciate it. I just I thought I thought they had more balls than that. People call in and they want to shoot on me, but then they get on the mic and they lose their balls. Yeah, I mean, that's I totally agree with that. their balls. Yeah, I mean, that's, I totally agree with that, that analysis of the situation. I think I really do think Karen's dick would trouble up if he had to talk to you, but I don't know, like all of his criticisms of you. The thing is, I don't think he's serious at all. I don't think so either. He also doesn't realize that it's not really funny. So what do you see? He's been doing this for like what a month? Yeah, just trying to get on the show. Well, well, all right.

Hopefully he can commit to his own bit next time. I really like to show where you had Chris the Kiwi on too. That was cool, dude. Thank you. That was funny. All right, man, get out of here. Get some sleep. I'm so I can't leave you in those clips.

I'm going to review these clips a little bit better. Sorry about that. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, so yeah. All right. That's it. It's been the Dix show. Game over, take that show.

patreon.com slash the Dix show. See you guys at Road Rage Mini Amplus. Can't fucking wait. All the racketeers and the dickheads, we'll see you guys there. This is my room records with Kiwi Fruit. Oh, I wonder who that could be about. And then we'll do some voicemails and get Aggie on.

Kiwi Fruit, see you next Tuesday. Buckle up people. Can you see me, OK? I think you're a great guy. I changed my mind. Yes, that's correct. Can you see me okay? I think you're a great guy.

I'll change my mind. Yes, that's correct. Have a new love interest, does that right? Yes, that's correct. Did you send her any pictures of your dick? I'm not too sure. I can't really comment on that. I love it. I turned it.

It's great. Did you send her any pictures of your dick? Well, she asked me not to talk about you things, sickening soar. Did you send her any pictures of your dick? haha yeah this is correct alright uh adding what's the over under on this big woman? well I'm not really

I don't really want to talk about it because I'm not nothing about it I'll keep it in the pot hello oh Jesus it's like a honey this is no meat I'm sorry. Sorry. This is me. Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, yeah, the audio itself very good No, what's your opinion about?

You have a new love interest, is that right? Yes, that's correct. Did you send her any pictures of your dick? I'm not too sure, I'm kind of really coming on up. Did you send her any pictures of your dick? Well, I was just going to look at how many things she told me. Did you send her any pictures of your dick. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm under any pictures of your dick. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm under any pictures of your dick. I'm pretty sure I'm under any pictures of your dick. I'm pretty sure I'm under any pictures of your dick.

Yes, that's correct. Calling you me. Hello! Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh Jesus Oh, damn, Jesus great! I'm regretting this! Oh, oh, oh, Jesus! I hope you're being nice to Chris! We're trying!

We're trying! Well Chris, here's you, me. For each the new life. Oh, that's expecting that. Take funny. Oh, that's great. Incredible. That's great.

Hug in my room records. Oh, man, how does he make that shit? That's good stuff. He's a crazy guy. That's how my life would be if it would just live up to my expectations. Oh man, how does he make that shit? It's good stuff. He's a crazy, crazy, crazy guy. That's how my life would be if it would just live up to my expectations. That's what it would be.

It would that feeling of that sound would be my life. Yeah, I know what you mean. That's it. It's peaceful. There's a serenity to it. And those vocals actually worked as a hook. Yeah. You send her any pictures in there.

I know. Did you send her any pictures? It was at it. Did you send her any pictures? I mean, he moved it around. But it was all, you moved it around. Yeah. You're all pleasing melodies though.

They're, you know, you could have stacked them. Some of those were to worked as harmonies. Yeah. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get Aggie in here and we'll do you do some voicemails. All right. Where are you mother fucker? We got our opener the great egg white What's up? What's up, man? Thank you so much for opening many amplas. I can't wait Either can I I know it's gonna be a fantastic situation

You know some people when asking me because I've never really done a venue like that before you know I've done some performances, but you know, it's usually been I'm live streaming in my basement, and I'm really drunk or I'm at a house party, and I'm really drunk, and I kinda just, you know, we just basically all like fall over each other

with loud music. So I'm like, you know, this is gonna be, it's gonna be a little bit different, but thankfully for me, I'm a little bit stupid, so I don't really get too nervous. So I'm basically gonna be, you know, ready to rip or and right into it, bring that energy. He's got the built in beta blockers, Sean. Nice. We could all be so lucky. Yeah. I can't wait. It'll be

the biggest basement show you've ever been to. I really appreciate you doing it. You want to blast, you want to help us blast through some voicemails here. Maybe throw out your commentary if you got any. That's absolutely I would love to. I got some rages from people in the Facebook, Kerry Grove, fucking Calgary Stampede was two weeks ago and people are still cosplaying as Cowboys. Why do people dress up to go to the rodeo?

Imagine everyone showing up to Indy as race cars or even dressed as the drivers. Yeah. Whenever I go to the doctor, I dress like a doctor. Like I put on, I put on the lab coat and slacks and pens in my pocket. You better diagnose me right. Because I'll fucking know. I want them to treat me like a comrade, you know, like an equal. Yeah, like an equal. What is the word for somebody you work with? Like a peer?

Like a peer, like a work peer. I don't want to get the shitty medicine you give to the shlubs that you wander in here in the store. I know better. I'm a doctor like you, you know. Well, you see, you know, I've done things like this before, but it's really simple. See, I just go to Target, Dressed in, you know, slacks and a red shirt

and just loitering there, wandering around the store and waiting for old people to approach you with questions, something kind of a net similar vein. Yeah. Well, do you answer? You can make a big deal of stuff. It kind of, sometimes, you know, it's like you have that power,

you can be like, oh, I don't work here. Or, you know, you could assume the position. It's kind of like when you're a doctor engaging in malpractice. It's like you can pretend like, you can be like, oh, I don't work here, or you could assume the position. It's kind of like when you're a doctor engaged in malpractice, it's like you can pretend like you know what you're doing, or you can just be the better person and just be straight up about it, kind of just depends. Okay.

Yeah, I get the good, oh, you don't want that shit. You're a metamusel, you don't want that shit. I mean, I gotta get you something in the back. Tell you what, you give me 20 bucks, I'm gonna go in the back and drop a case out of the back door, you just pick it up there and pull up anytime, pick it up there, and then you split 20 bucks easy. Zach Munt truck drivers being the biggest winers on the face of the planet.

I rarely go one day at work without hearing one of them complain about their hours or their money or how long it took for them to get loaded. Just shut the fuck up and give me your paper work already. I don't need to hear your sob story. I never heard the, I believe that. Let's just do voice mail. Well, you guys get that pulled up. I do have that makes an important thing that I was going to mention. You know, if I am to open and if that opening is possibly recorded, would it all be

possible for me to, you know, maybe snatch up some of that footage? Yeah, of course. With which to bring that to my audience, who would not otherwise perhaps be able to see my fat awkward self, me during on stage with my loud antics and whatever else. Yeah, absolutely. You got them in there? Absolutely. I love your, I love your shit, absolutely. You got him in there. Absolutely. I love your I love your I love your shit, man

we're gonna let's when we end Give me a song that I can play to people to give him a preview But your whole your whole deal is really cracks me up. We're listening to it the other day Well, and you're from Eugene, Oregon bringing up a good point Do you guys drive cars? Do vegans not drive cars because of the amount of animals that went to the oil products of the tires?

I don't feel like how many fucking bugs are killed on the windshield? You ever think about that? And people always criticize vegans. Like, they just don't eat anything with eyes, right? They don't care about life by profession But I'm like 20 eyes. You're like a billion eyes. I sure don't know what's your fucking problem See that I'm pretty sure you busted your protestors around in those giant giant which is

Protests around in the giant giant with the Spacily just are giant box of windows are wheels to the massive buck coming. Do they? DeVegan's drive cars with leather in the seats and stuff. Oh, I prefer petroleum products or dinosaur bays. I don't think most of them would buy a car with leather seats. What are they allowed to get in one? Like shellmarshab is?

Well, right, if it depends if is it out? What about the gas? Is it after dusk on a weekend? The gas though. We still can see is, you know, even if they don't use a vehicle that has leather seats, it could be like a faux leather material, but would that perpetuate, you know, the leather industry all the same? Well, I guess I'm not.

It's like, who's going not be but who's gonna know? Are they gonna like call out every single car is like a vegan friendly seating car, you know? It's appropriating a cow. Yeah, the plethora. So yeah, it's still in demand. What are they gonna do when we're all just eating bugs? Yeah, well, then they're gonna not wanna eat bugs, right?

You can't just separate them and make them sell act themselves somehow. Yeah, because that's what I do. Why do you keep the moral high ground? Becoming a vegan, and I kind of went down the rabbit hole a little bit, and it got to a point where I basically got to this point, this was back in like 2011, and there was this war of blogs

between these middle-aged women, and they were like, oh, if you're cooking the plants, you know, if you're vegan and you're cooking the plants that's barbaric, you know, you have to be a raw vegan, you have to be like straight up on all fours, like grazing for it to really be at its most ethical. When I got to that point, that's when I knew that I was going directly to my butcher and getting it found to me, that I was never opening these blogs ever again as long as I let you reach. And I've never been happier ever since. Keon said that he stopped. I think Keon was either vegetarian or vegan. And he said he started eating

meat again recently. And it's like changed his fucking brain. Like he's just, he's way more, I'm not necessarily aggressive, but yeah, he's got some, he's got some heat in his meat now. Seems crazy to fuck with that brain chemistry. not eating meat, fucking teeth or design for that shit. Yeah, I don't care how many cows. I don't care how many videos of cows playing with a soccer ball. You've seen eat the fuck you shut up and eat the meat. I don't care. I love meat. The meat cast. Yeah, exactly. Oh Oh yeah, there's a good one. Hello dick. Hello Sean. Hey, I'm calling and sitting in traffic now. Because I am coming back from vacation.

I don't know. I have a little vacation or really hard. I got a tiny promotion at work. First drive. Got to the beach brought my cooler brought my beer. I'm brolla. Uh oh, right. Yeah. Uh oh. And. And this is my rage. Can't drink beer on the beach.

Dogs on the beach. When I get to the ocean, I listen to the waves and pretty girls laugh. Occasionally I have to pick up a seashell and put it up to my ear and and listen to the ocean on Appi Ocean because I want to be on vacation while I'm on vacation. Mm-hmm, right. And you know what you don't hear when you put your ear up to a C shell. Don't hear. Oh my god.

Oh man. Oh man. Don't hear that. If you do hear that, you might be schizophrenic. Don't hear. Yeah. Oh god. Don't hear that. Don't hear that.

Don't hear that. Don't hear that. Don't hear that. Don't hear that. Don't hear that. Don do hear that you might be schizophrenic don't hear uh... uh... uh... god everyone is here c-line twenty one year old hipster yelling at their dogs to shut up yeah you don't hear oh i'm sorry every time they take a shit or a piss on your blanket

and you don't hear the dogs squealing and screaming when it sees other dogs because dogs shouldn't be at the beach. There is no canine animal that is native to the beach. There's nothing at the beach for them to do except drink saltwater and die, which I wish they would. Actually do. I wish everyone would take the bandana off their die. They just get put them in their coolers and kick them out to sea. but some of them actually take into my soul water and i on a beach

i operate the small one here why is every bathroom themes like the ocean every single person's bathroom and i'm not talking about vacation yet bathroom i'm talking about go to hotel you go to your aunt out not a good thing like I'm sure you go in yeah And there's little pictures of the ocean. Yeah, and you know to keep things Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have little subconsciously encourages you on them when I'm touching my big Beautiful Italian dick. I don't want to be looking up at a picture of a starfish. I don't I don't want to see anything

I want to go in there take a piss and leave. I don't want to see anything. I want to go in there, take a piss and leave. I don't want to walk around and smell the ocean and land the sand. I don't. All right dogs at the beach. People's, they can wreck the piece. There's no doubt about it. They've ruined. I grew up with dogs loved my dogs as a kid, but I have come to despise every single time a dog is brought up, I fucking hate it. I know you do. I fucking hate every no matter where you go. Everything is built for humans.

They just try to wedge their fucking dog in for some reason. Leave it at home. It's like a guy just showing up everywhere with a construction bell. Don't look what I, I go, hey, I'm here. Can you just plug my video games into the TV that everyone's watching? This is my hobby that I need everyone to experience

or else I can't get off on it. Yeah, there are some people who do take their dogs everywhere and I think that's a fairly recent thing, because a lot more restaurants are like dog friendly place. You know, so it's- The store? They're at the store, isn't it? Yeah, no.

Is that, can the dog smell a rotten meat or something? No, and then the whole fake service dog thing is huge. They just buy a vest online so they can take them everywhere because nobody's gonna call them out on it. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna build a technology that allows you to download your brain into your dog so that you can, so that you can experience life as a dog

and the dog's consciousness will switch into yours. And then people will come in. I will plug an extension cord into the back of their head and poison them. That will be my, everyone that comes in to get this service done, live as your fucking dog, then your boyfriend can take you as a dog to the restaurant that to the beach

where I'm just trying to enjoy a couple beers and have an experience at the beach with other human beings so you're no longer ruining it for everybody else. That's what I'm gonna do. Okay. All right, I'm gonna draw my two cents here. All right. I've grown up in the Great Lakes area.

I've lived around the Great Lakes of my whole life. So I'm used to all fresh water beaches and stuff where it's kind of normal like dogs like go or they're running around and swimming and stuff like that and they can be out there. Yeah. And I'm mixed on that. It kind of depends on how I'm feeling because I don't know. They just, I'm fine with the late. I've never been in a place that's like super populated.

So that's a big thing. And then when I go, if I buy the ocean, I don't know, I'm fine with the late. I've never been in a place that's super populated, so that's a big thing. And then when I go, if I buy the ocean, I don't know, I guess I haven't typically seen that. It's usually like, maybe like some homeless people like coming to staff view, or could be like some surfer bros or whatever. But I haven't been to the ocean too many times,

so I'm a little bit scarce on experience in two cents in that regard. But the one thing I will say is that I visited an Atlanta, Georgia, and I went to a restaurant there that was dog friendly. And there was a lot of dogs around, and it was like they had to be outside, and it was like outside seating, but still to me, I don't know, it felt a little bit unhygienic. Like maybe there was a lot of fun stuff, like flying around.

It was a little uncomfortable. So that's kind of, yeah, that's the thing. That's my two cents in that regard. I would say, you know, a public place, a park, a beach, you know, I could be mixed on it, but like, yeah, stores and restaurants and stuff like that. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to have to say the thumbs down for me personally on that. You have to get written a big note from everyone at the beach. You have written a big note from everyone at the beach if you're bringing your dog there.

That's the rule. There you go. Or else, no. There'll be too much of a pain in the ass to even bother. Yeah, or else it's illegal. It's illegal. Keep it in the car. Right.

And then the people have you, I was at some bar a couple months ago. Woman parks a car, dogs in there. It's got normal things, windows cracked on the other side. A little bit of sure. This dumb, busy body bitch walks by and immediately wants is Captain Saeva Ho with the dog in the car. Do you know who the owner of this car is?

The dog is in the car and I just wanna me, it's 75 degrees, you stupid bitch. That dog could be in that car for a month and a half and it might eat one of the seeds, but it'd be fine. God, people think a dog should never be left in a car. It's like she's probably gonna be in there for five to 10 minutes. It's 75 degrees, the windows are cracked. You can do that with a kid. You can do that with a dog. You drive around all day with the windows are cracked, you can do that with a kid. You can do that with a dog.

You drive around all day with the windows sealed. What the fuck do you think is going on then? Yeah. So I screamed. I have the air conditioner on at all times, but. So I took her and crammed her through the window. There's a tiny crack in the window. I got so pissed off, I smushed her through.

You turned her into a sheet. Yeah, I said look look lady Why don't you get inside and show the dog how to unlock the doors from the inside? Yeah, so he goes how do I do that? I've rolled her up into a little ball flatten her out and smushed her through Greatest decision I ever made. All right. Here you go have smartphones Hey, dick. This is Chad scientist calling in Chad's make me a rage is what you were talking about with the smartphone not letting you look at it like not reading anything literally and then thinking about

it from a millennial perspective and why it's so hard to be funny to girls our age. And yeah, we're fucked, man. These girls are on your phone all the time. And a lot of us are online. He makes a good point, but not very well. We have the thing where it's like we have the joke Yeah, and a lot of us are online. He makes a good point, but not very well Okay, we have the thing where it's like we had the joke and then we laugh and then we laugh and we're watching it on our phones I thought funny mean meme. Ha ha funny mean. Ha ha funny me funny mean

Wait now I'm taking it now now I'm taking it literally now we're just taking it literally just You know it was you know originally come on world was funny idea now now it's it's been rave's to get now it's here to really living in common world really we we absolutely are and it's not funny anymore but it's like that's happened like constantly so like trying trying to make a girl like in her twenty-year-old

over texture now is like the hardest thing in the world. At least for someone like me, I at least for an engineer, or an engineer in training, anything like that. It's like the most frustrating thing when like everybody your age takes everything literally. So you have to have that. That's how I weed people out of my life. Yeah, but you're 40.

Imagine having to do that when you're 20. And there's no more. The yarn is all weeds. Going to the gym, talking people real life, thought stuff used to be way easier. Uh, No, he's dead right. Uh, You know, we talked about that smartphone thing, limit people's ability to think critically

for a certain amount of time. Specifically, that imagine how hard it would be to make chicks laugh when that part of their brain has been destroyed by the phone. And all you can do is just use a pallet of memes like a weird job Ross to try to get them off. So you could get a chance to talk to them in person. Any clever joke is gonna be lost.

Yeah, instantly or at least dumb down. Like as hard as it is to dumb yourself down, normally as it was for us, add another layer on top of that for kids. That's rough. That's very rough. Maybe one more. every kids, that's rough.

That's very rough. Maybe one more. I got a guy's shitting on a stereo. So, well, I mean, it's your show. No, no, no. I guess I'll drop one little commentary on that thing there. I guess for me personally, because once again, sometimes I'm a little smooth in the brain, and it can be hard for me to kind of give

a critical perspective from, I was like, smooth in the brain and it can be hard for me to kind of give a critical perspective from, you know, almost like kind of sit there and really kind of dial in a little bit, but see me personally, having now become this sort of human and meme hybrid, it's like now, it's like, I am, you know, I don't like when it comes to the power of memes, I basically can just kind of like throw my arms up and there and be like, hey, look at me,

I'm like, I have from the picture and then it's like boom hey cool So it's you know, I've kind of I've I don't know. What is that? I've looked into the abyss and the abyss stirred back so to speak in that regard yeah, but yeah It's yeah, it's it's said sin affairs no doubt It is some people can't adapt to it, but you got to lean in like that Christian family I don't fight it. It's a point of fighting that doesn't matter Go with it. You're the meme man.

You're the meme master, like Fick Bad Digger Nick. He's the meme man, funny as the count on Instagram. All right, one more, one more, one more. Oh, oh, oh, it's this guy's, oh, this guy's talking about jerking off to anime. Okay, that sounds pretty good. Sure. Daily reminder that Maddox is in there like anime, or an insh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h there later. I mean, it's that we know that he does. Oh, he should.

He probably doesn't actually. It's more gay, it's get, because you don't know just by looking at a person, a real person, you don't know what they identify as. Yeah, so you could be beating off to a man. If you're watching what looks like a woman getting fucked and you're jerking off to that, you don't know what she identifies as.

Okay, that's the same. You could be jerking off to a man getting fucked and you're jerking off to that, you don't know what she identifies as. Okay. You could be jerking off to a man getting fucked by women. True, but it's true. When you're looking at an anime, when you're looking at anime cartoon pornography, you know that that cannot identify because it's not real. That is exactly what's being presented as you. It's not a real person. It's much less risky.

That's an interesting point. It's smart. It's not a real person. So it's much less, it's much less risky. That's an interesting point. It's smart. It's smart. It's an interesting point. All right, Aggie. I'm really happy. Really happy you're doing Minnesota or Minneapolis. Me too. It's, I think it's going to be, yeah, I listen, you know, kind of a new thing for me, but like I said, you know, I'm always completely rip-roaring, ready to just throw myself headfirst into any situation without giving anything much forethought or, you know, consideration of consequence. So I'm absolutely ready to just have a good little rock and time without about it.

Can you put a song in the chat so I can play it, play us out. Here's one that is one of my more relatively popularly successful pieces that isn't also too abrasive. This is one that I do plan on probably performing at the part of my set. It is my zoomer anthem, Oh, okay. So known as a default dance. D-fault. Something that I put out in the last fall. So, all right. Let's hear it.

Sure. Yeah. Okay. I think I'm a boomer. I think I'm a zoomer. I think I'm a zoomer. It's egg white. The default dance.

Okay. E double G, W, H, I, T, E. Coming with the T. I think I'm a boomer. I think I'm a zoomer. It's egg white. The default dance. Okay. E double G, W, H, I, T, E, coming with the T. I stay fooling with my bot, my tunes are making speakers hot. Dance for a hop, starch, baby, do the popping hot.

Pootsin' tryin' to knock, once you see my face, you told me not. I don't need your bitch, Mr. X, how does lava rock? All the hate I'm numb to, it dropped to be a dumb tool. And I got flavor, baby, go ahead and put your tongue through. People wanna box me in, but I got too much founts Doing crazy ass dances like I made a touchdown Loving run around, hit me up if I come to your town We'll be showing now, what's your favorite shot I got around

I got too much swagger, free dusty ass hoes Keep acting like you're with it, I promise you'll be exposed I thought the ship was cool, I asked the dance you told me no So I went and killed the fuck, I asked me for a nine call I came to have a good time, bitch, she just to bore you, make me snore That's why I put your number on the floor, yeah I'm old as a boomer, my mind's set on zoomin' Everything cool, as long as I'm not Laura Loomin'

If you think I'm not number one, I just felt that rumor Hit that victory boy, yeah, I lost some motherfucking Gucci D-fop dance on a bitch, hit the D-fop dance on a bitch Floss dance, well I'm flossing in a whip Victory won't ya, win that chopper hit Self-incrimination, I have no participation News keep asking, I don't say shit, you can't have my conversation Never give cooperation, I'm a stubborn as it comes

Fuck the media and news, telling us to get some views Something I don't never do, cause I like to be myself Then my brain a little sluss, so I can't think of nothing else So what mind if I fade out and get put up on the shop But I got major flavor, that's so many trying to save a bad easy Just to be a hater, but I'd rather infigrate it If you work with what I'm saying, come join my collaboration Eatin' noodles on a pull out, cops recording in my basement

Puttin' pressure in the playlist, that's somebody gotta face it I go crazy on the dance floor, like I bought out the dance store Emotion your game, they got them from a personal record tour Everything I do in life, I strive to be competitive Number one spot in my sights, and I'm Watching Everything I do And Watching Watching Watching Watching

Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching Watching I'm gonna dance on a bitch. Hit the deep fuck dance on a bitch. I wish I could do that. That's what I'm fussing in a whip. Picture warrior when that chopper happens.

Sing songs about bitches. Drop things on bitches. Oh yeah. In such a way. A double, cost trouble. A double. And that song is based on a true story. When I went out, I was out in Los Angeles

and I did go out for drinks with a girl and she thought she was taking me to a barcade and it turned out to be like this Latin club and they were playing like all this like 90s like land like hip hop and soul and R&B and all the stuff playing and I still went out of the dance floor and I was just going and she was so embarrassed that she literally just like put her back to me and like kind of like walked off and walked out but we turned it to a whole party. I had like everybody, there was all these guys like playing pool. There was these girls kind of like chilling and had a couch over on the side, whatever.

It was all, everyone was kind of out there and I just kind of went in and I just, you know, had me a drink kind of, you know, got the engine revved a little bit and I just went out there and something good came on and I just started doing all kinds of crazy, you know, spastic things or whatever I was doing and everybody kind of was just like turning their head like, yo, what's that guy doing over there and all of a sudden, you know, she's

like embarrassing walking away and we got it turned up as the youth say. It was good, it was a good time. So based on true story. Do you remember the name of the Latin club? I might know it. Oh, I really do not. I just remember I like a walked in and it was like kind of the bar was there. And then like you walk in and then they had there was TVs up around. They had like the pool table on the left hand side, walking in. And then like they had like a couple couches, like couple tables kind of like in, you know, the bar came to an end and then there was like the dance floor area with

the tables and the couch is kind of on either side. They had a outside place to actually come to think of it. I think I met a guy at that place too who recognized me. I think they had a place out front, a little table up front. I think I went out there and had a drink. There was a guy who gave me a business card and he was like, oh yeah, I saw you in a meme and he gave me a business card because he did marketing or something and I didn't really ever look at it. But I think that was the same place if I'm not mistaken, if I recall. I just wish I could do that wrapping voice, Sean. You know?

I don't think I have the confidence to do that. I'm trying to do different styles. I've kind of been experimental lately. You know, I had like, I could get gritty on that. On that New York, you know, I was listening to some, some dipset earlier, you know, that are, you know, and then I can kinda, you know, I'm kinda, I'm from a country area originally,

so I can kinda do like the more like, kinda of the country type of, what's the word I'm looking for, kinda the accent, like that. Yeah. Then I've done some stuff. I'm like auto-tune and a little like mumbly, kinda, you know, then I'm working on like some vaporwave type stuff.

I don't know. I wouldn't really call it vaporwave, but like a low five type of thing. I've been working on that. So I like to just, you know, I treated as an artistic expression. And so I kind of just, you know, try different stuff. See what I like. Do you have, do you have groupies doing music on the internet? You got chicks sending either tits and stuff like that? Well, you know, I do. Yes, absolutely. I can't even lie now. Like I said, as I said in the song, you know, on. They don't teach you that in school, Sean. They don't teach you the right things that you need to work.

Like, yeah, this is good for your future and your education and money. But it's like, what can I do? What can I work on? So, tits will get sent to me on Snapchat. That is what I want. That is what I want to for your program. I'm gonna run a counter program to ITT Tech or the Sally Struthers. You wanna make more money?

To be called ITT Tech. I ITT Tech. Look, you develop your skills to get tips in your snapchat. We have a simple program. You can afford it. Financing is available. You come in after work three or four hours a day. We can show you how to drop sick beads on YouTube.

Do your, do your Twitch thing. How to get big on Twitch? That's what we're going to. All right. Get locked out of Twitter. Get locked out of Twitter. All right, guys, we're outta here. Thanks, Aggie.

Thanks, Aggie. Thank you for having me on much appreciated. Yeah. Anything make you a rage? Well, actually, you know, you had that guy who left the voice of hell about like truckers or whatever. I actually put out a whole, like, 40 minute video a couple of years ago about

Boomer motorcyclistsists like the boomers who get to be like 55 years old and buy leather vest and Harley Davidson or whatever. And suddenly they think that they founded the Hells Angels because I made that video at the time because I was driving south in Minnesota and I was right. Actually, I think I might have been going in Wisconsin. Anyways, there was a flood run of like all these boomers, like on their motorcycles, and I kind of somehow got caught in the mix of it.

And they were like, riding my ass the whole time, you know, they're all acting like they're just the most bad. Like, old overweight women with jowls and like American flag bandana, like, you know, if they're like gut hanging out on their Harley-Davidson act and like, you know, they're just Clint Eastwood or something like that. I've had it happen a few times. I used to work in different gas stations and stuff and like, you know, they would come

through on their motor cades up in there to, you know, buy their ultra light menthol cigarettes that they would like take one tiny little puff of and not inhale. Sorry, I finished the biggest status. Yeah. Yeah. So those people, among, I'm a lot more mellow these days. So I don't have so many hot button issues as maybe one said, but that just reminded me when that guy said that.

They do walk out of, they go into the Harley store when the men hit a certain age and they come out looking like it explode, like they were in a gangbang of merchandise. They come out with Harley, Harley underwear, Harley socks. All right, it's all brand new and shiny. Like, yeah, that looks terrible. I do that when I play video games. I put on all like Nintendo shit and Nintendo shirt, Nintendo hat, Gaughan gold, Nintendo fingerless gloves.

But yeah, but do you have a, do you have a Twitch shirt? You know what I do? Have no sent me this. Yes, I love this. Yeah, yeah. Look at this fucking hat. Oh, again, I'm wearing a galaxy hat that all the cool, cool people wear while they're,

while they're doing their twitch. All right, everybody. We'll see you next week. See ya.