The Dick Show - Episode 167 - Dick on Plot Holes

Episode Date: August 13, 2019

Epstein kills himself, butts invade America, IRL plot holes, Vito is in studio, white women f*ck dogs, my dad turns me into a bicycler, one in three women use Tindr for free food, millennials have no friends, the $100 Kiwi Chris threat bet, dick pics, why to bring a gun to school and create child pornography, and body acceptance double standards when it comes to the penis; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Actually, it looks like you're wearing a, well, except for that one side's flared out. Well, if you, no, if you staple on, well, it looks pretty good. It's folded, but it should, I don't know. You're now dead on, I good. It's folded, but it should I don't know here now get on I think that's right Yeah, there you go All right, all right, let's do it. Okay

Yeah! Welcome to Deg, you want to get new, you got it, that's the sh- Oh, of this contest! Come to your life from Mount Bunke Deep in the Hardest City, failure I'm your host, McMaster, AKA, the $20 million man! Recently voted America's worst Mexican 15 weeks, running with me as always, world touring. LA-based comedian Sean, the audio engineer. Hello dick.

Hey, what's up buddy? Wow, it's been a week of podcasting. It has been. Oh, la, I did the Boulder Versaerie on the Killstream show, The Ralph Retort Show. Yeah. Celebrating the year since Monday in Matt, it was exposed as a false flagger and

various other things that dummy pesos is not here to tell us what they are, but it's been a year since that embarrassing debacle. You know, there's been so much stuff going on. It seems like it's always the anniversary of something of a huge spectacular failure. Well, that's, isn't that just the internet, though? I mean, that's what's become of us. I know. I was taking, I was, Peach was sending me screenshots

of ways Chris the Kiwi is threatening her and then telling her that he's gonna kill himself. And I'm trying to juggle posting these screenshots versus Maddox spurging out over, threatening to put a restraining order on water boy. I'm thinking what is he got a bottle neck? I got a bottle neck there.

What has this show become? It's the war of the Spurgs. I don't know, man. This spaghetti train has no breaks. The factory is exploded. Pandora's spaghetti box has been opened and there's no there's no cramming it back in he's gone super critical The pocket it's not there's no putting the spaghetti back in the pocket ladies and gentlemen I'm talking about the bonus episode that we recorded yesterday

God yesterday covering Maddox's many day covering Maddox's many week long vacation spurg out Stella went on vacation to Bulgaria and is trying to get his groove back I think. Stella? Yeah, Maddox is Stella in this case. How how Stella got her groove back? Okay. I'm with you.

I'm about five to eight seconds behind you know what me too. I have a rule. I need to I need to instantiate a rule for the show on Sunday mornings. No fucking at least an hour before the show. I need, I need that much time to get my mental faculties back. Okay. Right. I'm saying. Yes, I do. I'm just not, it's not working. It is a, it is the uncanny valley where you can tell a guy's just had sex or jerked off right away. I have dumb ears.

I can tell, do this math problem. You can't pass a touring test right now if I were to give it to you because you got a combrain. I got to put some kind of restriction for the free show festivities. Too much information for me, but not for tens of thousands of people. John McCaffey's calling in today. Vito's coming in our stereos replacement. We'll see how he holds up.

Vito. Vito. You got to like somebody named Vito. I know. I don't know, just say this. Vito. Yeah, I mean, speaking of veto, can we just put, can we put the mafia in charge of the country?

Now, I think that the government had a good run, but I'd rather just have the mob in charge of it for now on. Because I am 100% sure that the mob could have kept Jeffrey Epstein alive. When it comes to keeping people alive, under under duress, and when other people are trying to kill them, I think maybe we should have just taken a rest at Epstein and given him to the mob

and said, you know what, if you can get this guy to trial, we'll give you $10 billion. How does that sound? Because we've got a system of We've got a system of pension riding retards who can barely keep themselves alive Let alone this man He was taken off suicide watch right is what they're reporting. Oh, yeah, and all the cameras malfunctioned And no one could walk to a best buy and pick up a GoPro.

Are you fucking getting me? I think it's a conspiracy theory to not think that he was, that he was offed. What kind of guy? I mean, it was through life. It's got to be a child molester and then kills himself, because he, kills himself because he got arrested.

Where does that make sense? I mean, I'm the devil. We're arresting you. Well, that's it. I can't take it anymore. I've been living it. I've been living it hell my entire life. Yeah.

People do do it. But yeah, I mean, come on. He had this guy could have brought down everybody. I know. Everybody. There was just, he was never going to be allowed to stand. Come on, man. Come on.

And it's our fault! I feel responsible for it, because we all fucking knew it was coming, and couldn't do, couldn't kickstart a, couldn't kickstart a bounty for these morons running as, hey, what the guy to sit across from his cell? Yeah. If you can, if he lives, we're given everybody involved a million dollars, and we're just dumping crypto into a fund to keep Epstein alive to get him to a fucking finish line for once for once a win for us for once but it's fucked again. Yep. Totally fucked.

Totally fucked again. It really is. It's such a... All that work, Cernovich did, to bring him in sirnavich killed abstin i mean this well this guy this guy could have brought down bill clinton's legacy i mean what i think you know all the new sources were reporting i think he appeared on the planes log like twenty six times i want to say you know you can't even say it

because some stupid asshole i don't know the time in. Well, also Trump did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, yeah. But I mean, but that doesn't negate the first fact. No, I mean, in fact no one cares. Jess, let's just focus on keeping him alive. You stupid fucks. You stupid devil's advocate playing fucks.

All we had to do was keep him alive. That's it. We could have given him to a girl scout troop. I know. There's no way he would have killed himself there. Fresh meat. All he got to do is keep his hands tied behind his back and put a chest that he built on him like from Robin Hood men and tides.

That would have kept him alive. We could have put him in troop Beverly Hills. He would have been fucking fine. Would have been like going to Club Fed for him. It's so sad. It's so fucking sad. Yeah. It's just, but it's just, well, what do you know?

It's expected. It's typical. Cameras didn't work. Oh, shit. Oops. Give me a fucking party. Anybody would've done a better job. Anybody. Oops. Give me a fucking part. Anybody would have done a better job. Anybody.

Yeah. Any private citizen given the facilities, the right proper facilities would have kept him alive. A monkey would have kept the LA zoo would have done a better job of keeping him. We should have just hand cuffed him to a giant panda. What if the panda attacks him? And you know, better off than sitting in prison, better odds by government officials, better odds than being in the custody of the US government.

Exactly. Well, kill him. Yeah. We know it's gonna kill him. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, it's so stupid, so stupid. What a waste. No.

What a waste. And the worst thing is, uh, the, what happened if I was there Sean, let me just promise you that. Well, I know. Let me promise you that in a Walmart, in a federal pen. Nobody dies on my watch. No way. Coming into Walmart.

Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, negative. I would have cut that rope. You ever he did? You ever he did? I'm gonna get in cuffed to Jeffrey Epstein just to make sure he doesn't get in any trouble while you're saving everybody in Walmart. Yes, exactly. Next time there is a billionaire finance here. Stay tight Jeffrey. I gotta kill some people just

Just handcuffed them to me. It'll be fine You might someone might accidentally call him a rapist It's so upsetting We finally had one yeah, Let him slip through our fingers. Mm-hmm. Goddamn. I think I threw up my neck shouting about Epstein. I haven't even talked about it since it happened.

He's so... Wasn't it, I think the news broke like yesterday morning, did I? Yeah, you know, you know, here's the worst part about it. What's that? They know that we don't believe it. Yeah. They do it anyway. Well, I was just gonna say, I don't believe it. Yeah. They do it anyway. Well, I was just gonna say, I don't even care.

No. It's I've never seen, there's been so much of that just, yeah, you know, just writing their fucking face. So what, what are you gonna do about it? They didn't even think that. Yeah. Oh, it just, yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

What are they gonna do? Nothing, nothing, nothing. Well, that's just what we do. Yeah, just take care of it. There's a problem. Yeah, take care of it. Put the fucking supervillains in, man. Hollywood.

I mean, we've assassinated leaders. We've installed governments. I mean, we know that. That's all been declassified. So it's like, this is hardly a far-fetched idea to go out on a limb on it. Just put them in Hollywood. Hollywood does a better job of knowing how things are running than how they're actually running.

All right, in our imagination, how everything works is always more competent and more competent than how it actually is, which is if you tried to, if you tried to plot this in a movie, no one would believe the movie. They would say, well, that's bullshit. They would have a bunch of people, that's dumb. I know. I know. I know. They would have a bunch of people watching him and doing this and all these players would be involved. I know. No.

Real life. The reason the reason that Hollywood and entertainment has more people working on it than the entire energy sector, which sector defines our quality of life is because real life is so fucked, is so catastrophically fucked, and untenable, and imperceptible in our minds that we need to invent an alternate reality to escape from it, that we dump our money into. Yeah, and you got creative people coming up with this show. So it's live. Yeah, so it's, it is.

And I think a lot of you get influenced by movies and TV. And like you said, you start going, oh, that, come on, that would have never happened. That would have never happened. They would have had a contingency plan for that. It was like, not really. Let's just check the tapes. All the tapes died.

Well, that would never happen. What do you mean the tapes just died? What do you mean there was no camera on them? You mean GoPro, couldn't, the GoPro, the company could sponsor a fucking your camera? That's a good one. Where do you want that one?

Good, it's so stupid. It's just so stupid. Okay, here's what makes me rage those sneezing in your hand. Yeah, when you're away from sneezing in your hand in your car, what are you supposed to do? Yeah. Look, you supposed to do? Yeah. Look, you're looking forward to a nice explosive orgasm in your brain, like a sneeze, and then you got a whole fistful of snot in your hand.

Yeah. Well, then you've got the, then you're playing the hide a, hide a snot game, and you know, everybody's doing it. Everybody's doing this all day, sneezing in their hand, and then hiding it somewhere, hiding it on their socks, hiding it on it, they're inside of their shirt. I don't even know. sneeze like actual snott.

Like, it's happened occasionally, but you know what I mean? Are you defining the, I mean, it's definitely some moisture comes out. Look, that's, and well, that's another game that you have to play. Okay, all right, is this enough sn that's another game that you have to play. Okay. All right, is this enough snot to worry about, to worry about? Am I subjecting people to this amount of snot?

You have to make a decision here. Yeah. How many people am I touching? If you're at home, you're on the couch, and you're sitting, you're sitting there walking around a certain percentage of people that you meet every day are walking around like they have cerebral palsy because they've just blown a bunch of mucus into their hand. That's when I pat somebody on the back. We are.

We have a victim list. I mean, they don't see it. Nobody knows. They go, I must have picked something up. Yeah. Then you just like, nice to meet you. I'm good to see you. Shoot, nice to meet you.

Well, you got, yeah, you got to, I mean, it's somebody you know, you know, you know, he's, don't go around, he's going to go around and do it. I'm going to go around like those fetish bondage gears. Oh, that, yeah. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. You think I'm talking about? I think you're talking about all that crazy shit.

No. There is like, you know what? I want to be in a society where we don't have to pretend to not know what sick shit on the internet is. Yeah, there's, if you can think it, it's there. Yeah, that's what I've seen it. Yeah, and I've if you can think it, it's there. Yeah, that's her. I've seen it. And I've seen it.

I've sought it out. How about I'm gonna go one further. Look at everybody else. Like people who pretend, oh, I just heard about tentacle porn. Yeah. I was looking it up and showing, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what it is.

I know that you know what it is. I know because you brought it up like that, you sought it out. I know that. Yeah, I know that. Can you believe that there's, can you believe that there are transsexuals that there is pornography with, yeah.

I need to go be by myself and the closet for about an hour. Excuse me, I need to go think about this. Can you have, honey, have you heard of this thing called an open marriage? Yeah, we just kind of thrown out the feelers. Everyone's heard of it, dude. Guys, you're jerking off to cartoon women? Yeah, you are, actually.

That's how I know. I'm gonna go around in those fetish dog suits only now to deal with people. Because I can't fetish dog suits. Yeah, they strap you up. They put a dog hood on, a leather dog. Oh, and you like they strap your arms together. Those are your feet now, basically.

You have to walk around on your elbows. I guess. I don't know. Actually, I'm not that familiar with it, but I guess so. It's dehumanizing. It's like a dog's like that. I'm, yeah. What's that?

You're like a doxin, I guess. Like a doxin? You got to short. Yeah, stubby. Yeah. Um, you say a doxin? Yeah. Yeah. Do you say that's correct? Uh. You say a doxin? Yeah.

Yeah. Do you say that's correct? Uh huh. Not doxin. Like I was saying. No, that's a small truck. We were watching Jeopardy last night and Alex Trebek's smugass.

And his hound. I mean, it's badger hound. I think. Alex Trebek's smugass. Are you a Jeopardy fan? I don't watch it regularly. Okay. If it's on, well, if it's on, which I don't watch it regularly. If it's on, I don't think I've seen an episode in a couple of years, but I will stop

and see if I know any answers. Fucking Alex Trebek's ass is saying sophomore, sophomore. It's the college tournament. Which 80s girl loves because she gets all the questions, right? They're saying both the announcer and Alex Trebek are saying, sophomore to introduce people, sophomore, a sophomore. And I'm sitting there at home thinking, I think this is one

too far. Yeah. Trebek, you smug fuck with you because now that your cancer's in remission, you, I can go back to hating you. Is this cancer in remission? I think so. Yeah. Wow. I thought I was really bad. It was. Yeah. Pancreatic cancer, which is a three percent chance survival. Miraculously, a coincidence that Alex Trebek is able to beat the odds and hold up this giant advertising machine. His Mr. T was fucking in bad shape too. They were allegedly and he came through it. He was another one to power of God.

Well, I mean, maybe he says, but probably. I think it's all the gold that's leached into his body over the years. Yeah. Sophomore. Every question that prick reads is he's always got this smug little affect on straight the answer we were looking for.

I was like, you don't fucking know that. Yeah. I almost started to hit by a car once. What was it a book mobile? No, no. He was a, he and his, I guess his wife were, what theater is that in North Hollywood? Kind of the one theater?

No, no, no. The one on Lanker Shem, like South of uh... the pound south of like just north of magnolia no it's like a big it's like the ymca no what no no it's like a play feeder whatever it's a it's a little bit like i don't whatever i don't know why i don't know why i i a manhole it doesn't even matter well he was coming over i guess too and i didn't recognize the indale's I don't know why I don't know why the manhole it doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter

Well, he was coming over I guess too and I didn't recognize him and Dale's I Okay, go ahead. You stop Did you how hard how did he get hit? Well, he almost did he and his wife were running across from the other side Yeah, I didn't know it was him obviously and some car like know, kind of slam other breaks and bad, like one of those angry hawks and he crossed the rest of the way and he was like, he was trying to play it off, like, that was, that was funny, but you could, you could see the embarrassment on his face. Right. That was like, card, didn't they, Troubae?

No, it was, you get, it was kind of like, that was, I'm really embarrassed that I look stupid and people might recognize me. Here's a, speaking of bad news. Here's some more bad news, Sean. This is an official survey from Pornhub, detailing the prevalence of searches for boobs and butts on their wonderful site. Wow, look at that.

And who wins boobs or butts? This is boobs versus butts on Pornhub that I'm putting up if you're watching the video. Look at the who wins boobs or buts this is boob's versus buts on porn hub that i'm putting up if you're watching the video look at the blue for boobs and read for buts and i have very i have very sad news to report that america

is now has now succumbed to the and but invasion there is more searches for buts in america then there is for tits. Canada, but by how much they're going, they're making it by matter. Well, does it matter? What if it's 49.51? Well, let me ask it. But it all goes red. If you're making an advertisement for energy drink or for a beer or for a car and you need to decide if you're going to

slap some tits on it or if you're going to slap some tits on it or if you're going to slap a butt on it, what do you, how many, what kind of numbers do you need? I would want the demographics broken down further. No. I would because I don't think too many old people are slamming those energy drinks. Oh, they're boomers. This is a, this is the birth of butt vertisement that we're looking at here. The USA has vertisement. Asvertisement is a, this is the birth of butt vertisement that we're looking at here. The USA assvertisement, assvertisement is a nation of closeted homosexuals as Rush would say. That's the butt agenda that's sweeping the country. Oh yeah. Right.

We have Canada in the North. God, God fearing boo-bleivers. We have all of Russia. God fearing boob lovers. We have China respecting the boob. We have Australia respecting the boob. We have a country down here. I don't know what Israel's doing. I see all of Europe and Egypt and India and Pakistan

worshiping the boob. But then we go over here to the great infidel of the great infidel of the West, and it's a nation of butt lovers. A nation of butt lovers. That's what we've become. Whatever you buy in the future, and it's only getting worse.

You think so? Yeah, because butts are easy to get access. Everyone has a butt. That's true. This is the Oliver Twist scenario. That's true. Everyone has a butt, so it's easy to get a butt.

It's easy to worship a butt. The future is butts. By stock now. Welcome to the seat. Welcome to the butt show. Welcome to the butt show. Have a seat over here. We got a girl coming in to read the news.

You know, I guess we'll open a track. Sean isn't distressed by this graph that I have in the least, but I've heard about this. that I have in the least, but I've heard about this. Oh, this is worldwide though, not generationally. I don't know. What's the generationally they're saying more young people are gravitationally.

That's why I said demographics. But so Roush is right. Boob's are going away. It's all ass now. Yeah. What is the young people love the buttocks. I don't, I mean, I don't know why. Which one do you like?

Don't say both. I know, I like butts. I do like butts. This is my worst nightmare. The worst, my worst nightmare is a chick with big natural, doubled, triple D's, G's with a guy who is a butt frenzied, who is a butt frenzied, who is a butt frenzied degenerate. And that's the future.

I was like, buts and insolent butt frenzied. You are under the spell of a butt frenzied right now. No, he's very, he's very, he's very binary today. This is, you are, there's no gray area with dick. No, now that he's seen his dead, I've been two, I've been two lacs for too long. I'm on the warpath now. I wanna establish a squad that goes around to every girl

who's got a big set of tits and shakes the guy down, like, look, are you a butt guy or what? Because if you're a butt guy, you have no fucking business. You have no business taking this one down from all of us. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, leave it to those who appreciate it. Yeah, I see.

Just give us a heads up. Give us a heads up. Let's cut your, I mean, that's fair. Thank you. That's fair. That's fair, I'm willing to deal. I'm willing to, I'm willing to come. I didn't follow that at all.

Well, you came in halfway, so. That's healthy. Let's see, I'm gonna skip this Nazi one. How you doing, by the way? I'm doing okay You are the creator of the I will vape belt. I'll see this Bass water and a lot else Pretty great. Yeah, thanks for coming in. This is the part of the show where I scream about nonsense I like that and try to turn it into comedy

Okay, here's something else I brought in Sean. Okay It's dick picks. Yeah, study finds that church you hope you have pictures. No, here, let me get you a coaster for you. Yeah, he's been printed by, oh, I forget his name now. It's right in front of you. Oh, I don't look at that. How do you like that? Pretty cool.

It's pretty great, actually. Samuel Floyd sent those in a 3D printer. Pretty cool. You know what? And you know what? Have I talked about this? That Samuel Floyd sends these in. I post a picture of it. And I've got 10 guys immediately in the comments

talking about how their 3D printer is better than his. Isn't that the whole 3D printing community though? Any hobby that men gravitate to is that. Because of competition. It's in our brains. Who is the worst dad? Who is the most hard ass dad? Every single fucking one.

Yeah, I know. People want to relate experiences to them, but it is, people do think of it as like a competition. God, they do. So I was like, come on, man. Just give them a win on this one. Give me a break. My dad used to kick my ass every day.

Men who send, here's the study, men who send unsolicited dick picks are bigger narcissists, a study finds. But I found some more interesting stuff in it. Wouldn't that be kind of obvious to them? I mean, that's true. Yeah, you think so, right? My thought. But I got more, I got more than just that be kind of obvious to them? No, I mean, that's, yeah. You think so, right? My thought. But I got more, I got more than just that.

How many would you think? How many guys do you think have sent dick pics? I mean, I'm gonna take you guys, yeah, percentage. Oh, wow. Oh. I would hope. Of living people. I would hope less than 10%.

Less than 10%. My God, I, unsolicited or just in general? Oh, no, everything, right? Unsolicited. Unsolicited. Yeah, unsolicited. Oh, I would think it's under 10%. Well, guys, prepare to be surprised. No.

48%. No way. 48% Yes. Where is this from? Where is some survey? Some survey. Some survey.

Oh, and by the way, here's another thing that makes me a race. Do they survey like 30 people? They went to a local perverts convention and passed out flyers and latex. I don't know what their definition of unsolicited is. I don't know, I guess if you're like heavily flour, like if you're a sender, if you have a question about what's the difference?

She sends you like a picture of something though and you respond, is it still unsolicited? If you don't ahead of time, clarify. I am about to send you a picture of my penis. Oh, they didn't, they don't say. I did get a breakdown. Wow. Let me see here. So they interviewed a couple thousand guys, I guess, and have you, Senator, not, dude,

they have a whole breakdown here. Race, relationship status, education. Let me zoom in. Yes, your relationship status is, do they have casually dating? So if you're dating someone and you send them a penis picture, it's slightly less bad. I've never sent a dick pick.

I'll never send a dick pick. Well, that's the thing is, I don't want to see it regardless. I don't want blackmail material. I don't want any of that. You have never sent a dick pick at all? No, never. Are you really? Yeah, really.

Why, it's great. Why? Because you get good feedback about your dick. I've gotten good feedback in person. Yeah, but you can get it without having to deal with them. It's just like that. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, to call from your mom saying I love you. What are you gonna say? What do you do with that feedback? You just take it to the bank. You just build your confidence up. You put it in the black hole. The black hole in your heart.

Yeah. That it is there all the time telling you to kill yourself, you feed it. Right. You take it, you print it out and you feed it to the big monster in your closet. Save it off. It's blood.

See, I feel like you've gotten only positive feedback is why you're so enthusiastic here. Yeah, it's the implication of danger. It comes heavily with the picture of my dick when I send it out. Yikes. You better, if this one better be better than the light, and if you get two, got help you.

Better be better than the last. More than, more than a thousand self-selecting straight men, age 16 to 75, were recruited from various social media sites. Blah blah blah, they were measured on levels of narcissism, exhibitionism, benevolent and hostile sexism. The older people though, they're sending it with like the question, should I get this checked out? They're using the panorama mode.

Yeah, do I need this looked at? They were asked about motives and what they hoped the outcome would be. Nearly half of those surveyed admitted to having sent an unsolicited dick pick in the past. The majority of the senders were quite married or in a serious relationship. Well, I assume. Yeah, well there you go. It's a little different white married or in a Had some college university education the average age of the center. What do you know?

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Is that the percentage? That's half. Yeah, that must be. So half of black guys, but only 3% of white guys. Wait, what? That's a pretty shitty side of it. That's what I'm trying to figure out.

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They will leave to a- The benevolent sexism. Yeah, I don't know that. Sounds like something we should all strive for, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. The second most, the first reason was that they were, in the hopes that it will get some nudes in return. Yeah. The second most popular reason was that it will get some nudes in return. Yeah.

The second most popular reason was that it was a partner hunting. They believe sending dick picks is an appropriate form of flirting with someone. This is how you let someone know that you're interested in them, that you're attracted to them, that you want to have a connection with them. That's what one of the people said. When asked what they were hoping to get out of sending these images, a whopping 82% of respondents were hoping to make... That's sex.

Well, you were hoping to make the person who received the image feel sexual excitement. Yeah. Why would they send their own dick then? Like, that's what I want to try. Sending an unsolicited dick pick of like a huge... Let me say it has to be yours right? Money under it right?

Or like a college degree? Cramed on vacation? Yeah, like a resort in Malibu overlooking the ocean. Just having a good time. Drank on the table. It's like a garden gnome that gets the travelosity gnome or whatever, but you just have to, you know, show it always having a good time in a fucking Maserati, right?

Yeah. Like at the Vatican outside the wall, can't wait to see getting ready for burning man. It's like a bunch of lights draped around your dick. Right top amount of Everest adventurous, you know, a flag. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, with the sign 22,500, whatever feet in front of the 29,028. Oh, you, you trebec motherfucker. You use something like that.

You can't ascending fuck. I want to say 88,840 meters. What is it? Give me a final answer. Well, I mean, that's they measure meters in the rest of it. So it depends on whether you count the fucking ice cap on top or not. This is this is the 29,000 when you're dick 29,000 28 feet or 29,000 35 feet. I say the second one 29,000 35 feet with a zero in there 29 290 35 feet zero 35.

Yeah, we'll see. Sean likes to show off or 28. That sounds right. 29 28. I got into a sense of Everest and stuff like that. I'm pretty fascinated by the, by the, the highest peaks in the world. I know it seems, it's nothing all ever do, but I'm not, I'm not fascinated by them at all. I know. You're too busy to send text. Yeah, I think that is stupid. I just like reading about all the dead people on the way up that you can like spot,

because they all have different names. Well, it's two rows in there forever. Yeah, it's too difficult to, you just. There's no reason to try and drag them down. No, and it's too physically taxing. You can barely, you know, even with oxygen. It's on the way up Everest. You just go, oh, there's all yellow boots

and there's just a dude like face down. It's a green boots. Green boots. Oh, that's real? Yeah, I think there's about two to three face down and green boots. Yeah. Oh, that's real. Yeah. I think there's about two to 300 bodies on Mount Everest. I love it. Yeah. I have a sick like a bunch of people just like recently, like a huge bunch of people die. Usually somebody dies or at least a group of people every year. There can be like sudden storms and you know, it's and plus it's it's become a real commercial

venture. Right. So you've got, you know, if people are and plus it's become a real commercial venture. Right. So you've got, you know, if people are really kind of unqualified to be doing it, but. Yeah, it's crazy. It seems like a lot of these like, I don't know, just like random executives. Really? Yeah, it's quite a bit of a cool dude. Yeah, it's very, very expensive. What's insane?

Yeah. About the, I think about the cheapest you can get away with it. And this is like dirt. You got like a Sherpa, but I mean, like you don't, there no meals, no, just bare bones is about 25 grand. Yeah. I think most people spend like it around 60 or so. I love watching those documentaries because like whenever they're talking to their family

about how they're going to do it and then they interview the wife, like to me, it looks like a battered spouse. So like, well, I really just, I really wish you wouldn gonna do it. And then they interview the wife. Like to me, it looks like a battered spouse. So like, well, I really just, I really wish you wouldn't do it. But I know he's gonna do it and I'm pretty much gonna be living in terror for like six weeks. And he's like, yeah, you know,

me and Steve are going up there, fuck it. I told her I wouldn't do it again, but I'm doing it. There's so many of those documentaries where like the guys just into something completely pointless. Like the kid who had to like, free climb, whatever the hell that was, yes, I'll have to climb. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm like, why?

Because they're dictated. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, if it's a real deal. It doesn't work. Yeah, so that's it. I'm trying to get all of it.

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also you're insane and you climb, okay. There's a great documentary about, I think he's a French guy who, who high wire walked between the 20 hours, but it was a fucking great documentary. Living in a wire. I think it's a man on wire. So cool, man on wire.

Everybody should fucking see that. It's awesome. But also, I hate that guy also, but the best part of that documentary for me was how they got the wire. I know, the logistics of how they shot the wire cry. If they had just stopped then, I'd be like, oh cool, like great documentary.

By shooting an arrow with like a tiny piece of fishing line and then gradually increasing the rope size until it got to its eye, I was like, oh, all right. I like how the cops just had to sit there and just watch him. Just watch him. He was like relaxing out there. It's like, fuck man. I don't think his amygdala was working either.

Well, back to these penis pictures. This is quite contrary to the popularly endorsed belief that men send these pics hoping to get shocked. Says, I don't think anyone would be that. Nobody thinks that. That's weird. That is weird. That's her. Yeah. Yeah, looking for rapists.

Stop! Hey, bitch, check this out. I'm really into this check. I better freak her out with a picture of my weird penis. Like, nah. Like, no. Guys, send, it must work. It must work. Yeah, I forgot the guys do it.

It must work. Well, because that's why you wear a tie. Yeah. Like everything, that's why you like, guys have a big, big ol' schnauz. What if everybody sends, what if everybody sends a pic and it almost never works? And then the people just don't send it again.

Well, it's got to work like one or two times or wouldn't do. Well, yeah, all you need is one time. I send 10,000 dick pictures, I don't care. Yeah. I remember you're like an anecdote though, from like a guy like I sent her a, you know, like a dick picture. I've never heard, you know, you know, it was popping off.

I would ever hear anything from a girl like, I got a dick picture and I just you know I was heard wedding bells in my head you know I never hear anything like. No I've only heard girls like laugh about it like oh my god he said that's a good response. Well like he said he was tired and be like or like like did he think that was gonna work or you know shit like that. I'd try it. If I wasn't so happily whatever you call it, right? You can send me a dick pick Okay, I'll send you a couple of mode. He's back

The top three let's see blah they believe they're gonna turn something on I mean there was something that made me rage about it We do not dispute or deny that consent is sexy and then if it's an important part of all sexual interactions Our data suggests that the large majority of men are not sending these images because they hate women. Well, that is presumptuous that it's an integral part of all sexual interactions. What about lesbians or what about... That's... God, lesbians don't have sex.

That runs contrary... Oh yeah, here it was. They just help each other move. That runs contrary to our popular culture's view on the subject. Nonetheless, no matter what anyone takes from this information, consent is sexy. If somebody wants to see your penis, they'll probably let you know.

Uh, I don't remember giving consent for all the fucking muffin tops I've seen waddling around during the summer. How the fuck? Once again, free the nipple? Oh, it's so important that you get your big fat tits out on Instagram, but a guy can't send, but it's, it's non-consensual for a guy to flash his body around. Why? Why did the body positivity movement? Why does it not include dicks? That's what I want to know. How is it not? You know what? These guys are brave champions of body positivity sent half of men sending their penises out willy nilly not expecting anything in response Hoping hoping to establish a romantic relationship and a connection that fulfills that mutually fulfills both partners

But instead a dovet is beating me down with walrises and that's body positivity But that shit this shit this should be celebrated, not shamed. That's what I'm saying. Okay. There you go. I hate to be weird, but like, I think you have an actual point there. Yeah, I think I was.

I'm like, thinking about it, I'm like, yeah, why can't you be proud of your penis and just like show it off if that's what you're into? Yeah. Oh, women is practically Islamic to cover up women's breasts. Okay, can I send you a picture of my penis, rapist? Right.

What, why? Yeah, wow. That's profound. Thank you. V-Dome. That's why I make the big bucks. Let's see, do you have anything? Did you bring anything that made you rage?

I had one and then I, now I'm like trying to, I'm so caught up and think about it. Think about it. Everybody was, everybody, I'm really enjoying that, that pearl, that chestnut. Yeah, everybody really struck me. Everybody really enjoyed when you called in.

Yeah. Oh, thank you. Yeah, that was good. It was funny because I got on and I'm like, I didn't know, you're like, is this a bit? I'm like, am I supposed to tell them it's a bit or not? I don't know. Well, I like the affect you put on too.

It was funny. Yeah. The way it was just, because she's a goddess, man. I mean, she's just, it was like mildly stony, but kind of believable. Yeah, yeah. I definitely sell it well. But you laid it on thick with the adjectives, you know?

What was I saying? Oh man, yeah. She is a beautiful girl. You feel bad? She got banned from Instagram? Yeah, I saw that. I don't even think she did anything wrong. I think people just mass flagged her

because they're dicks, you know? That happened in Raulka. Girl playmate came in probably two shows after and she had like a million Facebook fans, a million or a couple hundred thousand Instagrams and some kind of a but her in cell flagging campaign brought her down. I got in like a bunch of, I was on Twitter, I was like, Hey, that's not cool. Don't do that. A bunch of people were like, well, the fucking thought patrol, this is what we do to these

women. And I was like, Oh, that's gross. Don't. And I started getting attacked by like, you know, like hundreds of dudes. with a fucking thought patrol this is what we do to these women and I was like oh that's gross don't I started getting attacked by like you know like hundreds of dudes and I'm like I guess I'm not gonna fight this fight today. People are really mad about stuff. Yes, they're not. I guess that makes me rage man don't mass report somebody's not doing something wrong because you're I don't know philosophically opposed to women being attractive on the internet. Yeah. What are you doing with your time? Just what are you doing? Yeah, I always bring it up I'm like if you're so mad at like sexy women like yeah, just go to the strip club

You start screaming at strippers then yeah, you can do it in person It is like the guys who have a weird anti strip club thing, which I think is the most pure form of commerce there is. Like, yes, I would love to see you naked. And yeah, there's no problem with it. But there's a lot of guys who like have a weird moral, well, that's what I don't understand. I'm like, you know, these kids are, I don't know if I should call them kids, I don't know who they are.

But I'm like, what do you guys like, Puritans like, do you get mad when you watch a TV? And they're just like, it's the same kids are like, how come you're making our video games less sexy? I like, I have a big problem with that. I say that too. I absolutely say that. I'm like, but you don't, but you don't have a problem with strip clubs. Yeah. But they don't afterwards. You don't go, but also I hate actual sexy women. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Make up your fucking mind. Like, what's the problem? Which is it? You want to tell us, name? Well, they want, they want the fantasy. Yeah. And that's what's, what's more fantasy than a video game? Yeah. The video game that

can control, but they can't control these, these slots on the internet. Right. So taking their money for their sexy snapchats. Let's see, here's speaking of women. Speaking of women, a third of women only date men because of the free food. I found this study, the results are in. One third. That one. That's a lot. Jesus.

Where did this come from? New York Post. I don't know. To be fair, if I was a lady, that would be top on my list. It'll like, what's this guy get me to eat? Yeah, 100% of men only get married so they can get dinners made for them, right? That's the corresponding thing.

A new study published Friday and something found that a quarter to a third of women have gone on a date with the guy they weren't interested in just for a free meal. Oh, just like a first date, man. Put your man like habitually date someone. That's good, bro. Have fucking, God, that fucking burns me.

I wonder where we're going tonight. A foodie call, they can, it can happen with money's tight. Okay, I'm sure that's why. The grocery store is out of a favorite frozen meal or a must try entree. It's just too extravagant to just. God, I'm hungry. Let me, let me go go out and tinder.

Yeah. When the tab comes, too extravagant to justify when the tab comes out of your own bank account, two studies, the first conducted with 820 women, the second with 350 as participants, they ever engaged in a plate for play. Oh, 23% of the women cop to it, 33% in the second. You know what? I wish it was higher. I wish it was higher because I think that, um, mollani, every time you can definitely get them out and, and charm them. Yeah. That's what it's for. Yeah. Isn't it? Right. Like, go, bitch, I know you don't know, and like, is paying for food. I will pay for your food if you give me, it's like,

I can't control you captive for a couple hours. Right. Yeah, like you enjoy it. You're a tiffly. Yeah, you have to watch my one man hour long show. That's right. That includes a lot of audience interaction. Yeah, you have more yours does.

Yeah, yeah. You get, and everyone's in the play. It's just when they find out. This should be 100%. More women should take the risk of sitting down to watch that hour long commercial. More than 33%. You're right.

It's like a time share presentation. You get the free meal. Yeah. And then hopefully you suck her in at the time. And the time share into a little dick share. Yeah, we're gonna share it sometime. It's gonna be a weird time. I guess this was upsetting to me. I've seen a picture of Josh, but now I think it's not high enough.

Yeah. What do you know? What a flexible mental position. Let me see. John McAfee is supposed to be calling it. Yeah. I'm always like worried that I'm going to wake up and find out that guy got a bullet in the back of his head or something.

Me too. Yeah. Like Epstein. Should that Epstein stuff, man? Like the whole time he was in jail, I'm like, I'm just waiting to wake up and read that he's been strangled to death. Yeah.

I'm like, this is pointless. Yeah. We're gonna have a big trial. It's gonna be a big trial. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm not. Oh, these better files are gonna come down. trial. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, no, you're not. All the better files are gonna come down. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Q's coming to get them all. Yeah, so it's like that weird depressing. We're like, you know, it was gonna happen. It happens. It's the weird depressing. Yeah, what's the fucking point? Yeah, why even try to stop any bad people? Let's just all become pedophiles.

Well, they're just. I mean, there's a whole government class that's just above the law. Yeah, truly, truly above the law. But then you think about, no, no, no, no, these people are not going to be exposed. But like, what do you think? Like, you have like, I don't know, a bunch of billionaires sitting around, like, they can probably come up with a way to kill one guy in prison. Like, we should have that guy under like some, you know, that magnetoprism with all the plastic walls and cameras. Yeah, where is that? Right?

Isn't there like an instructibles guy in the middle of Nebraska that recreated the magnetoprism that we could have sat him in for a week that you need to be behind laser grids and whatever else. Let's see, I got some comments here. Or we could do advice. Hey, Deco, I was enjoying this week's episode in which you and Sean were discussing the inherent racism and over-representation of whiteness in robotics. As I listened to it, it occurred to me that the types who complain about this kind of thing

would also have to come up with a new nickname for the machines. Robot derives from the Russian Robotnik, which means slave. How about that? So they wanna make more black slaves, the people who have a problem with robots being white. They should all be white,

since they are slaves, which means slaves. So any discussion of black robots is basically become a discussion about black slaves. That's enough to get any liberal heads spinning. One thing I've been meaning to bring this in for a few weeks, but can I give a little rage? The NBA is going to stop referring to owners as owners. Oh, no. Okay. They're going to call them governors. That's wayward. Yes. Yes. Because owner, they're trying to make a word that has never meant what they're trying to say it meant not in modern time they're owning a franchise a franchise a non-human nobody thinks

that they're they're saying they own the black players and they want to call governors oh yeah there's there been any governors inside white governors in court colonized africa jesus christ the fucking, the head of the commissioner, silver and silver. How stupid are these people? So not only are they stupid, they don't know history. Oh, that's quite a motor. They're not only stupid, they're ignorant.

Governors, governors. Are they governing, are they governing the players? Now, and nobody thinks that the players don't have all the power well, right? I mean I don't know man. I've never heard owners and been like oh, that's racist as anyway. Well somebody not even like a whiff of that Well somebody who looks like you and me did and they're yeah Well, they're not gonna be masters, you know, they should oh yeah He's the team's master. Uh, uh, they should just call him the slave and get it over with servant. Oh, yeah, he's the servant of the LA like.

What is the, what would be the nicest way to refer to a slave helper, right? Uh, intern intern. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, intern. Intern. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's an intern. Um, hey, what's up, buddy? Uh, 202 pounds is still sickeningly obese, sort yourself. Give me a break. No, that's good. I need that. Oh, okay. I was able to lose 18 pounds because of the bullying of the people who listen to the show. Oh, smart. So I went the other way with it and I just keep going out. I go, I'll just do another cake then idiot. Well, who's enjoying their meals more between the two of you? That's true.

I'm guessing it's you. I'm having things have started to taste differently. Yeah. What do you mean? Oh, alcohol? No alcohol is part of it. Yeah. And well, being very selective, like not just taking handfuls

of pre-sized salami and shoving it into my mouth every night. When it passed the point where it turns into like sweaty cardboard and I'm still just eating it out of compulsion. Yeah. See, instead of filling the black hole that way, I could just get a couple nice compliments about my penis. Um, I mean, I so I guess it's healthier that way. Yeah, now I just switched to, I take a little MSG and put it on ice. Oh, just cut it in half, I eat that.

Oh good. Seriously, thank you for sticking up for the short man. I'm willing to wager that, oh yeah, the bagel boss called in last week. Yeah, he's been getting around, huh? He has, he was on Stern the same day. Right, I liked him. He was cool.

What's his plan? Is he like, is he working on it? Is he just gonna to go around do shows? Yeah. Give that guy a TV show now. I'd watch it. That's his plan. Yeah. That's what I want. I'm willing to wager little like Joe Pesci for a bachelor style like a dating show for a guy. We're just eliminates women and then eliminates all of them. Just get and then just get the trees with a fat a miniature bat after every show. Instead of like the man show where girls are jumping on trampolines at the end,

what get that show made in today's climate. Yeah, right. I'm surprised people aren't calling for Kimmel's removal. Oh, dude. I mean, did that in the past 15 years ago. You know what's fucked? When we, Maddox and I, who's been behaving atotrosiously this week, Maddox and I sold a man show to,

yeah, to Spike, it was so funny selling it because, I think it was a call, what was a working title? The best show in the universe. So when we sold it, we're all in the room. We come in with the production company, and we sell it to Spike. And when we're all in the room, Maddox is bragging about his accomplishments and the idea of calling it the best show

in the universe got thrown out. And Maddox went along with it at the time because there was universal buy in. Everybody loved the idea, right? Perfect. Perfect. Perfect storm. And then we're a man and a man and a woman guy, a better place in the universe. Like, oh, who better to write this fucking show than you guys?

The second we're out, we get in the car. Maddox goes, well, I don't think that names, we're gonna have to work on that name though, because I was planning on launching my YouTube show, and I'm gonna use that name. Are you kidding me? Why are we talking about yesterday? Oh my God, dude.

Are you fucking kidding me? Incapable of prioritizing. So, I mean, this is, I should write all of it because this is me trying to sell this show with the production company dealing with their shit on one hand and dealing with his constant humming and hawing and like constant inability to refuse in the room and then later passive aggressively and non-committal he's saying, well, I don't really want. I mean, I'm going to do my YouTube show and I think that's going to be probably pretty big and I need that name for my, like just call it the Maddox show, you stupid fuck.

It's you're, call it anything. Just let's just try to sell it. There's a small chance it will work. Worry about that later. It's, yeah, this is, that's like, it's so, it's very upsetting to me how stupid that is. Yeah, yeah. Did he like get over it?

Or was he like really like, he thought this was a big deal, you just have to show? He forced us to change it to the greatest show in the universe or something like that, which is not as good. Remember when he tried to get the, he tried to get the copyright on the biggest problem in the universe?

Like he thought the name was the show. In the universe. So fucking important, that's why the show was popular. Yeah, no, he ended up- That's like wildly upsetting. I would be super mad at that guy. I mean, I know you have reasons to be mad at him now, but like-

I was mad at the time. Yeah. I would have been ready to kick, like we're about to get a TV show shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up. Are you? Call it Maddox has a small dick. Let's call it that. Who cares about it? It's 25,000 dollars an episode. What the fuck is wrong with you? You live with two roommates in squalor fucking thing and the ones who are writing the checks and marketing the show are gonna have a huge fucking say if not all

of the say on what the fucking show is called. Yeah. They do it all the time. And the reason I brought that up is because in that same big sales meeting, we were talking to the, I forget who it was, the president of Spike, who was a woman, which is, I mean, that's a whole other conversation. What the fuck was, why, why was a, why was it, why, why was this act? Why? Spike is a channel for men, right? fuck was why why was a why was it why why why was this act? It was like I just come on.

I guess the channel for men, right? I mean spike is that's what it's geared for. It's a man's channel. Spite. Yeah. Wasn't that the period in time though? Well, I didn't spike fire everybody because they started attracting too many women or was that a different channel?

I don't know. This would have been after that. This is there was a period of time where like whoever was in charge of network was like, yeah, our demographic is more women than men You've officially fucked up. I'm like cleaned because there are plenty of believe that and see Yeah, some stupid like lady shows or whatever the hell those like procedural crime dramas That's a lantern judge Hizzled man. He's a professional What kind of numbers were they pulling?

Who gives a sh**? I mean, I guess that's two. I don't know. So we were in the big meeting and, God, I think your name was Susan. Maybe I got to check it. I got to look into that. We get in there and the first thing she says

is of the rebooted man show when Kimmel and Corolla left and Doug Stanhope. That's what it was. And the other guy. And the other guy. And the other guy came in and she said something like, well, okay, I want to hear this idea because as long as we keep the tone right because the last version, the last time we tried to reboot it,

when you were on set it felt like someone was about to be date raped. Like, okay. That doesn't really go away. That kind of counts with the peck. Yeah, I forget why I forget what reminded me of that anyway. All cosmetics is nuts, I think. I got on all those topics.

He is nuts. Thank you for sticking up for this short, man. Oh, the bagel boss is what remind me. The bagel boss. I'd love to see that show. A dating show, but he's just like, get like the tallest women and just haven't berate the shit out of them, yeah.

Reject everybody, every- Every shit suck. I don't care. I'm willing to wage here is what this guy says. I'm willing to wage here that no black man ever took shit from his dad or siblings for being black. But the short man, we get shit on even from our own closest family.

How about that? I didn't think of that one. Do you think the black guy's not coming home and his family's like, oh, look at you. You have black as shit. Well, it gets you. I said it before, but it's tough for short people because they always get made fun of for the same thing every time. It's like people get made fun of for a lot of different shit, but it's like, oh, what

you get made fun of today because you're short. You're short. You just get bored. Like, I've always been like a fat guy. Yeah. And it's like, it's fine to hear fat jokes. I just want to hear new ones, you know? Well, that's the, yeah. And I'm like, dude, you're not, and then these guys, like somebody with a funny name. Yeah. Yeah. No, they've heard them. They've heard it all. Yeah. I heard it. I heard all the small face jokes that I can hear. Mm-hmm. Let's see, I'd never date a fat bitch.

That's waitest or fat shaming, right? But I'd never date a small man, unless he earned a fucktum of money. Somehow that's okay. But what really makes me a rage is that when we do stand up for ourselves to someone giving us shit, it's automatically Napoleon Complex. Who wasn't, who wasn't short, by the way.

Yeah. Yeah. He was average height for the time. They think, well, one was, he was, it was misrecorded when he was, when he enlisted or when he was first in the, in the military. Yeah. And then also his guards were like the biggest dudes around. He had huge guards.

So he always looked short in comparison to them. I heard like his enemies also played it up to the crowd. I'm sure he did. I also heard that France used a different length for feet. I think that's correct. Yeah. On the plus side for my fellow manlets, throwing an upper cut or headbutt is very easy when you are already below someone's jawline.

Just make sure you absolutely make it count. All right, well, I mean, we don't need a bunch of midgets for the fights all over. That's big for yourself. That's all I've ever wanted. I do always wonder about, you have the plight of the short man, because whenever I've met short people, they seem to, yeah, they're like, they're really hung up on it.

And I'm like, well, I guess maybe they do go through a lot. Aiden Paladin caught it. Aiden hung up on it for the wrong reasons. I'm just like, I'm adding. What's a big part of their life? Yeah, I've never like, but I wouldn't experience it because I don't give shit to show that that was better.

You're right, that was better. I've got some funny reviews for the Godzilla versus podcast zero abortion. Oh, mathematics is a new podcast. Yeah, I think that it has a lot to do with his latest spurgown because his co-host, Haley Mancini, who he's obviously only doing this podcast to fuck.

Like, yeah, let's do this thing together and then we can grow a relationship and then I'll just, and then next thing, you know, we're plowing and you almost didn't feel any attraction at all. Right. That's how I work. I just slide right in. She recently announced that she was newly single and she's talking and I think that

he waited that he waited just the right amount of time and then got rejected. I even think that he invited her to his trip to Bulgaria or wherever he is right now. And that got turned, because you know that that's some shitty would do. Yeah. So you think that's why he's freaking out in general? Yeah. Why he's having a little life spiral.

Uh-huh. That and not having a show anymore. So nobody's hanging out with him anymore. He's got no reason to do this. I mean, I was like thinking about it today, and I'm like, I don't even really get what, he's mad about a list, is that what it is that was posted on 8chan? Yes.

I don't know if you want to get into it or whatever. No, we talked about it for like two hours in the bonus episode. It seems like it was like illegal though. Is that what do you think? He doesn't know anything. Cause I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm about anything. Yeah, I'm like, I don't think anything illegal happened here.

But he also wants like Patreon to like kick everybody off. Oh yeah, no. He's, this is all stuff he's done before. Yeah, I'm like, I don't think anything illegal happened here, but he also wants like Patreon to like kick everybody off. Oh yeah, no. He's this is all stuff he's done before. What got me just yesterday was the fact that he said, oh yeah, I've let out like one percent of this. There's like 99, so you wasted like, I'm assuming five figures of money to withhold

99% of the evidence. The fuck is wrong with you. That's the classic lawsuit. The fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, you hold it back. And then when it gets denied, then we pop them with the bombshell. Right. Yeah. That's when he saved the good stuff. I'm waiting on the third Earl G. Trial or whatever. Uh, he's saying that all the evidence for that one.

Yeah. He's saying that I'm a mass shooter or I'm contributing to mass shooting right because of the rape list on a yeah, that's how it's started to simulate that like you could be a mass shooter because that's a list. Or that I'm sending them t-shirts. You're sending yeah, you're sending t-shirts to radicalize them. Stop stop stop radicalizing mass shooters.

The FBI should get in on this free t-shirt game. Do you see that? That's how you turn them. Do you see that? Do you see the FBI on forechan? Like pretty much whipping up the shoot-ups. Yeah. And then arresting them. Like, well, yeah, you guys did it. What do you mean? Oh, and then Maddox makes the classic blunder of trying to dox a federal agent who listens to the Fed who works for the show somebody who works for the federal government was ripping on him Maddox miss spells his name finds a criminal that matches the wrong name and then post that and says this fucking this guy's been harassing me

It's like bro, you just blew your fed card you hit it's like what are you doing? It's like hard to follow because he's just like all over the place. Yeah, no, he's. Well, here he's like a he's like a flailing fucking animal at this stage. That's great. He's like a cat. You got by the scruff of the neck that's just spitting and yowling and any flailing wildly, but it can't get anything. Oh, it's got to be in the bath bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, these are like not. Okay. So these are legitimate reviews. I assume they are. I mean, how many dickheads, how many? Right. Unlistenable. Well, nobody knows about it probably. So it's probably a lot of dickheads, frankly, but unlisted. Sean, why would you say that about the people that support this show? They don't do. They don't go in for these sorts of shenanigans. Yeah. These are hurtful comments. I don't know. Unlistenable in a way that you rarely hear these days, the hosts talk over each other, laugh at every single thing they say, judge the films through a 2019 lens for no reason.

It's a disaster. Haley seems to be the fan, but steam rolls everyone, despite having the least to say. Please, someone start a good Godzilla podcast. That seems legit. Don't you think? That seems like a legit review.

Yeah, that sounds like somebody who was actually interested in the concept. Yeah. The girl is fine, but the guy's nasally voice sounds like sandpaper on my eardrums. Get that doofus out of there. She's greater on my head. I can't believe a friend recommended this to me. The chick is fine and the concept of the podcast isn't terrible, but man, you got to ditch this dude. His voice is so whiny and annoying and he sounds like his head is halfway up his own colon in an attempt to better smell his own farts. Oh boy.

I bet he's some balding has been in his late 40s. Well, that might be a tick head. Probably. Such a hello fellow kids vibe. Well, that might be a ticket. Probably. Such a hello fellow kids vibe. All right. There you go. That's reviews from their new podcast.

It's not going very well. Does iTunes give you numbers, like public download numbers? Yeah. Is he, how many downloads? He won't share them. But there was a time that he fucked up. He would fucked up for a long time and he left his iTunes account. He left his RSS feed for iTunes under my account.

Right, right. Because I had the old one. He stole it, redirected it, but I still had the account. And when I logged in, I found that he was getting like less than 600 downloads, 600 devices, or something like that. I forget when it was either 600 or 800 that he was getting per episode.

And that was on the best of May. That was like years ago too, right? Yeah, so now he's probably getting like what, 10? Yeah, it's gotta be abysmal. Well, wait on McAfee for a little bit. Yeah, cause I was looking on, is Maddox still doing some YouTube video? I think he made a YouTube video like what?

Most recently was like three months ago. I don't know. Oh, he did the earthquake video. He's probably making one now. Yeah. We got to make fun of that. The earthquake video? He made an earthquake preparedness video.

Oh, yeah. Oh, here. Let me pull up a little time. I like to do like, we gotta do it. Kind of like hesitant. Oh, we gotta do it. Kind of like hesitant. Oh, we gotta do it. It's gonna be awful, but... Wait, we're watching this now?

No, just a little tease. We gotta do it during it. But does anybody have it in the chat? 2000 views. 137 downloads. And he has what? Like 200,000 subscribers or something? Something like that. 2000 views. 137 down votes. And he has what, like 200,000 subscribers or something? Something like that.

Yeah, nobody cares. Okay, I got it on the video already. So I'm technically a YouTuber, so I got to look at guys like this and be like, this is what you could become. Don't screw it up, kid. Always listen to the comments. They're always right.

Right, right. Here it is. This is right after that big earthquake and LA happened a couple weeks ago. Rich crest. Yeah. This is what Maddox chose to do with that. Hey guys, we just had a couple big earthquakes in California.

So I'm making a video on how to put together an earthquake preparedness kit. Here's what I put in mind. First, you start out with a plastic bag. I recommend just a plastic bag, not a travel bag, because this, when you see it looks kind of shitty, it makes it less likely that people are gonna rob you. It's actually a good thing.

Oh my God. That's where, I hate this. Oh my God. It's so much better than I ever thought it could be. It's because you thought it would be a show, the decoy wallet. Yeah. Maddox used to have, he used to constantly talk about his strategy of traveling internationally

where he would have a fake wallet so that if he was ever mugged, he could give them a fake wallet that didn't have his stuff in it and he would put some money in that so that they wouldn't open it and say this is obviously a fake wallet. Give me your real. This is his actual life. This is what he does. So now if you're in California, earthquake preparedness is the most obnoxious kind of

PSAs there are because no, first of all, no one will do them. I don't care. I have a gun. Whatever I need, I can get it. It's California. Don't worry. I'm a gun, whatever I need, I can get it. It's California. Don't worry. I'm armed to my fucking teeth. As long as I have a rock that I can throw, I'll be able to get whatever I want, but I

happen to have a machine that does it for me. Nobody's stockpiling water here. Nobody's stockpiling batteries. We're all living on a thread as it is. So to be told how to prepare for shit that happens once every year, once every 10 years, I don't even know. They give you that strap to attach your bookshelf to the wall so it doesn't tip over when the earthquake happens.

I'm like, I'm not doing that. I'll just start 10 minutes. Move out of the way. I'll just dodge it. Don't worry. When an earthquake happens here, we don't even get up and go to the door frame. No, no.

We don't just like, well, this is kind of cool. I'm just gonna, it's like, okay, like it's gonna stop as soon as I sit up. So I'm just not gonna get out of bed. So I thought when this appeared that this would be a satirical take on an earthquake preparedness video. Like over, you know, go way over the top. Oh, you should do this.

Make sure your taxes are done, because you're not gonna have access to power for a while and you wanna make sure that, you should do this. Do your, make sure your taxes are done because you're not gonna have access to power for a while and you wanna make sure that, you know, like, first thing you're bag, make sure no one wants to steal it. Make it appear that whatever's inside is not worth boosting. Let's watch the whole thing, fuck it. How long is it? Three minutes.

Three minutes. Three minutes. Don't get anything fancy. Leave your Chanel bullshit in the closet. Next, I recommend having your phone charged. Do it now. Charge your phone. Make sure it's fully charged so you can wrap it around.

Something people do every day. It's gonna happen in the middle of the night. You don't wanna charge your phone first thing in the morning. I'm talking to everyone who uses Instagram like crazy. That shit sucks your battery. So, charge your phone to be ready to go so that you can leave it in moments notice. Next, I recommend getting some sunscreen.

If you're stuck outside, you want to put on some sunscreen. So you're all right. But that's real advice. Yeah. Is this become like a joke at some point? No, no, things in your bag here. No, no, no, this is I got this little portable flashlight. You can charge it like this. You can charge it like this. You can turn this back. See, it's not a joke, right? Well, there's like maybe like like pivots, like halfway through. Oh, let's keep watching. I don't see it coming. I think this is like a chick version of comedy.

You know, no, I mean, I don't know. I don't want to offend anybody by saying this, but it's like, there's no fucking joke here. This is just doing stuff and then expecting it to be fun. Well, I don't see where it could turn, really. That boy on you. I mean, unless he starts adding absurd items, there's a dildo though. I'm not sure.

I haven't. He's like, get a Mexican guy like, I'm like, I'm like, pan over. Yeah, load a Mexican guy with it. Load some banditos in to get the banditos crawling into your bag. Funny stuff. Drive by Home Depot. Just keep some, you know, just keep in the bag. Get in the bag. Try to fit in the bag. Stay here. Wait, get one of those. Then get a portable power bank. This thing is, is basically if you have one, make sure it's charged. These things are worthless if they're not charged. People forget to charge their cell phones, but do it now.

Do it before the power goes out. If the earthquake happens, take this with your cell phone. Make sure to grab the cables. It needs to make sure to get some sunglasses. If you're going to be stuck outside for a long time, you're going to want to get some sunglasses. Sunscreen sun, that boy's that one. Skin cancer in the apocalypse and no joke. And this one seems like a joke, but you want to get some,. If you're gonna be stuck outside for a long time, you're gonna wanna get some sunglasses. Sunscreen sunglasses.

Skin cancer in the apocalypse. And this one doesn't seem like a joke, but you wanna get some alcohol with you. If you have any drinking alcohol, vodka, anything like that, you can use it as a disinfectant and also as a makeshift anesthetic. Uh-huh, yeah. It's not a joke.

Yeah, it's not a, I don't see anything yet. This is like actual first aid advice. Okay. Okay, Why why I was in break. Do you make this next if you have any water bottles around the house, he tried to like pivot his channel. He's like, I'll give like actual advice. Then I don't know.

I don't know. An earthquake. Yeah, you will. Looting that place. And speaking of looting, get a second t-shirt or change of clothes and something killed and only intimidating a skull or samurai. My God, that has to be a joke right Quakes so that if I have to go out Yeah, he's making it like semi-joke you You'll be like big an abriots get a right mask. Yeah Here we go waiting for people to rescue you you want to get a video game like if you have one of these little portable video games

I recommend something like heavy It's a little bit more obscure over Tetris because people understand it doesn't. It doesn't. They want to borrow it too slow. It's too slow. It's too long. I'll get a jacket in case you have to go out in the middle of the night. I got this thing. It's kind of like a door. But that's real advice. I just have to think it's like real advice. Just sprinkled with. I'll keep your playing any video games.

A couple little jokes. Make sure to go into your playstation. Turn it on. Save your game and then quit. Then turn off your place. All right, I can't watch anymore of this. That's really weird. It's weird, right? Well, it's just like, it's like, yeah, non-committal. Where did he post this, though? Is that not his main channel?

No, that's his sandbox channel. Where he posts, um, just content is so bad that he only posts there, because people won't make fun of it. Sandbox channel? Yeah. Okay. I think I saw that was a thing. Just like burying a turd. Yeah. All right. Well, I don't. Okay. She had a guy to tell you to bring an extra t-shirt during the earthquake. Yeah. He's got you covered. Uh, sunscreen. I don't know if I don't know if Mac, Mac if he's calling in. Let's do. He could be arrested again. He could be, yes.

He could be, yeah. Otherwise occupied. This is from James Blackbird. Dude, Dick, I'm a senior going into high school and I've had trouble getting a girlfriend my entire high school career. I'm not a virgin, but the girl I plowed was fat and mental.

Wow, that's rough. But most importantly, you're still a virgin, buddy. Yeah, it doesn't mean that. I'm saying it back. But most importantly, fat. So I ditched her real quick. I have never had much luck with girls, mainly because up until last year,

I had terrible anxiety. Since I stopped being scared of talking to girls, I haven't gotten anywhere past a few friendships. What do I need to do to properly court broads at school or anywhere? Thank you, sincerely James Blackburn. Go back to the, how did you get the fatty, man? Dick Pictures. Didn't we establish that that is? How did you get the fatty man dick pictures? You didn't we establish that is dick pictures and buy our dinner as it to do things well I'm a dinner. Yeah dinner picks our Advice pictures dinner pictures really well our advice for high school boys. Oh, I'm always getting

This is a send dick send dick picture increase the amount of child pornography in the world Oh, girls like a bad boy. So I say, you know, buy a gun. Take a lot of pictures of yourself with it. Yeah, we're at the worst of school, no, you know? Or have your dick buy a gun. Right. And then put some little bendy arms around it with the little model, like an action figure guy.

Yeah. And make sure dick look all tough with some googly eyes. Or show her a meal very high in cholesterol. Yeah, you bad boys. That was a thing. I don't know, Noughty. I remember so specifically this girl in like junior high, I don't know, I was joking about having a paintball gun

or something, because me and two on express would go paintballing every once in a while. And I made a paintball gun joke. And I remember her, I still remember this, to say, I remember her eyes lighting up, she's like, oh, you have a paintball gun joke. And I remember her, I still remember this, to say, I remember her eyes lighting up, she's like, oh, you have a paintball gun? Whoa. Nice. And I said, no, for some insane reason,

and I still feel regret as though it was yesterday. Oh, you idiot! Like, she had something in mind with that paintball gun. Like, what did she want to do with the paintball gun? It's fucked by it. I don't know. She probably didn't know. We got a long barrel on it.

Yeah. She's like, so yeah, get a gun. Get a gun, that's always my advice to high schoolers. Get a gun, bring it to school. Get a gun, yeah. And then you're the resident bad boy. You know? One suspension and you're standing in for key on today.

Don't do that. We'll be going to do any of that. That is key on today. Don't do that. Don't do any of that That is a poor idea. Hey dick and John teach me how to be sociable. I work in my numbing full-time Office cubicle job and I don't go out or party So my opportunities to socialize are limited. Oh Even when the weekend comes about I can't have any meaningful Conversation or create any connections with people at the bar. about, I can't have any meaningful conversation or create any connections with people at the bar.

Oh, I see your problem. Stay the fuck away from me if you're at a bar and I'm there and you're looking to have meaningful conversations with me. Usually I have to be fit. Usually I have to fake interest. That never changes. I mean, what is interesting?

Well, I find mountains interesting as we know. So what am I, you're at a bar to don't expect anyone else to. Yeah, this is a friendship. You're talking about a friendship that has lasted. How long have we been friends? Since 25 years, something like that. Sean and I are friends because I was friends with Sean's younger brother, and Sean bought me alcohol so I could try to get my girlfriend's sauce enough to plow. That was that's a lasting friendship. That's beautiful. That's the basis of our friendship. Sean was

underage and had a a a driver's license where his birthday was Valentine's day. That is the that's the that's what this friendship is based on. What was somebody else's license? Oh, it wasn't even a fake. No. It was somebody else's license who like looked kind of like me. And that was how easy it used to be. Right. Yeah. They didn't care about them. And not really. A force myself to make small talk with people. Well, I mean, talk about what you're interested in.

Stop trying to please everybody else. Like, I could listen to Sean talk about mountains for an hour. Yeah. I don't have to like mountains or give a shit about them. It's just better than television. This is happening right here and I'm consuming it live, right here. I don't know. I try to don't encourage me.

We're like, if somebody's really passionate about something, even if it's like the most boring thing in the world, I'm like, yeah, but it's kind of interesting that they're into it. Yeah. No, I find that too. Yeah. I think a lot of chicks date weirdos

just because of the energy they get to observe. Right. Like, will spiritual guys, where they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Man, chicks will circle them because just because of that energy, that's not good. Yeah, but chicks like magical things too, like that.

Like that, you know, energy, all that kind of stuff, you know, the new agey kind of shit. It's like, if you get somebody who seems to be really enlightened, what about that picture of Hitler with those four naked chicks around them? I've never seen that. Hitler's like playing grab bass with four naked bros. Have you guys never seen this?

No, that's all the shit I'm at. Picture, hold on. I've seen Hitler with a bunch of maidens sitting on a wall or something. I'm saying that even overt fascism, if you have energy behind it, they'll also respond to that. No, no, no, no, I'm energy.

I'm in energy in a different way. You man like he- Cosmic energy, energy. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Hands. Yes. Hold on. I think I don't know if there's... Maybe they deleted this one with the rest of eight chances. There it is, look. What? Is that even real? I mean, I don't know.

No. Is that not real? I don't think that's real. I would have seen this. What do you mean that's not real? I don't think I can show it because of the ads. I'm gonna say that, uh, I don't think that's real. Because I would have seen this. What do you mean that's not real? I don't think I can show it because of the ads.

I'm gonna say that I don't think Hitler would be allow himself to be photographed in this adjunct. It looks like a terrible cut out really. Yeah, and those women don't look, is that hairstyle on the right? That looks kind of like modern hair style. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean, that's got, that's probably real.

It's on the internet. Look at how grainy it is though. That's what's like modern hair. Yeah, yeah, Sean, that's got, that's probably real. It's on the internet. Look at how grainy it is though. That's what's real to me. I think Hitler would be too worried about that photo ruining his image or whatever. Oh, maybe you guys are right. He had some PR back then. Those girls do look pretty,

although this one looks like, that looks like time period. Yeah, it does have those old timey, weird titties. Yeah, old timey tits. Those are old timey titties. Old timey titties. Yeah, old timey tits. Those are old timey titties. Look, women have been wearing. They're kind of bony.

Like they're starving a little bit. So they always like bunch their arms in. Well, but then you gotta be careful about the flabby art. So you put it on the hip, you know what I mean? They all speak this. Yeah, so that's counter to making your tits bigger. Yeah, so you've gotta, yeah. Where did you first see this Hitler picture? I don't worry about that.

I don't worry about the way I found it. All right. Okay. NaziPornlovers.org. Before we're talking about that. Don't worry about the way I found it. All right. Uh, okay. NaziPornlovers.org. Before we're talking about here. Oh yeah. I want to have more friends and be socially successful without having to make myself miserable. It feels like I'm missing out on a part of life

that I haven't been fortunate enough to experience. Maybe I'm just not that interesting or likable. No one is. No one is on their own. Oh, he said that. I have plenty of that interesting or likable. No one is, no one is on their own. Oh, he said that. I have plenty of things to blame this on. Okay, I found the problem. From suicide attempts to an abusive household. Oh, everybody wants to hear about that.

That's what you talk about. Holy shit, you gotta, oh, you think that's bad. My mom, you got a golden tape. I hit the razor blade. And it's like, I know. You know that story about hiding razor blades and candy? My mom would do that to us because she said I was too fat when I was a kid.

She'll have them lined up, but that wouldn't do anything other than earn me pity points from strangers. It's not, it's not, that depends how you sell it, man. Well, the, you know, the, no's pittying anybody on Jerse Pringer. And they were all abused. Yeah, the anxiety thing will stop you from doing things and then it will just lead to a never-ending cycle of self-loathing and not doing things and self-loathing.

And I mean, you know. Well, it kind of sounds like he says he gets easily bored by talking to people. Yeah. Well, maybe he doesn't even get to, maybe he doesn't actually even really get to know people. Well, that's what I'm saying is like, I think you gotta give people, like I said,

like, you know, maybe what they're talking about sounds boring, but try to reframe it and like, I just, I think just talking to people is interesting, you know, just even if they're into stupid, it depends on people. Some people are really like just like, yeah, can't tell you a story or whatever else. But like some people, if you're like willing to reframe it,

like I had a guy and he's like, oh, I got a great idea for a book. It was the worst idea I've ever heard for a book. It was terrible. He was going up for a while. Like, what was it? I don't know him and I don't know, some space adventure bullshit.

I completely forgot it now. But I remember just being like, all right, I'm gonna treat this like, what if we're two cavemen around a fire? And the other caveman comes to me and he goes, I've had a grand thought in my head of a flying thing, a laser sword. I'm like, that would be interesting.

Yeah. Just like reframing like a way where I'm like, we're you're interested. Well, somebody's telling me a story. Like how many, how many times am I gonna be able to, somebody's head, they have all these stupid ideas, which are maybe terrible, but, telling me a story, like how many times are we gonna be able to, somebody's head, they have all these stupid ideas, which are maybe terrible, but I don't know,

they've chosen to share them with me. That's interesting. Yeah. In its own weird way. Yeah. Even though it was a terrible story, but I, you know, I at least entertained it. Uh, try acid.

Yeah, that's a great tip. I'll hit acid and it'll get you all juiced up in anything I'll seem fun and entertaining. Be the fire engine, man, George Foreman said, nobody would, when he was a kid, everybody, fire engine would go down the street, everyone came out and go, wow, what's going on?

What's going on? Come in like a fucking fire engine, dude. What, George Foreman said that? Yeah. That's why he was so bombastic when he started his career because of fire engines. Oh, he just come out with his metaphor that he wanted to get the crowd and get attention. So he got to come in roaring and talking shit because that was his like mark.

That was his strategy as his management. Or as a platform. But he was also silent a lot of the time and and really intimidated because his idol was sunny. Liston, who he used to spar with. I think he already heard him say that. But it was like he thought you had, because he always had this gregarious personality if you knew him in private, but he thought you had to be, you know, a clubber laying

is based on sunny Liston. He said he changed it because of that. Yeah. I don't know why I know that, but you're right. Let's see. I'd also think just get out of bars if you're looking for serious conversations with people or whatever. Yeah, get out. Yeah.

No one's at a bar to talk. I did have a survey that said 22% of millennials say they have no friends. That's what it is said. But believable. Yeah, 22. And all your time online and stuff. No close friends or just no friends. I'll read it to you.

22% of millennials say they have zero friends. 27% they said they have no close friends. 30% said they have no best friends. And just 25% said they had no acquaintances. Yeah. It's kind of a lonely existence. Yeah. No, I mean, I'm right there with them.

I mean, all my buddies are other parts of the country or whatever, I'm like, I don't wanna meet new people. That is so interesting. Yeah, that's one of your side effects of having a global, like a connected world is everybody you know, who's a friend is. You used to be trapped in your hometown, you're with the same people forever.

Like, of course, you got a million friends, you know? Yeah. And now it's like you move. You're like, I don't know. How you can just find furries wherever you want. You don't have to go out and pretend to be anything else. Can you get around the country? Okay.

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So this girl, she goes by Metal Jess online. I call her Mental Jess. She called my girlfriend's elementary school, made up a bunch of shit to try to get her fired. She called every school in her district with the same name. So we got a restraining order against her and in court Maddox frantically tried to get into the courtroom.

To explain things. Yeah, to explain things, because he had this whole 50 page document explaining why she was right to call an unrelated person's school and try to get them fired. Right. Calling schools. And this was not admitted his attempting to justify this nonsense. So they broke up since then and now she's finally weighing in

on the release in Spurgao. Thank you, she says, I know he's going loony tunes. I'm a glad I'm away from all that. Just please call in, please God call in. Whatever you want, you can take me to all the free dinners. I'll take you all the free dinners you want. Please call in, please call in. I will get someone to DJ your wedding.

I know you're getting married to a lovely man that I guess you met at Burning Man or something. Please call in from one burner to another. Please call in. Please fucking call in. Please call in. I really want your take. I really want your take on what Maddox was going through

through the whole lawsuit. Please, please, please, name your prize, I will. It will be worth it. Please call in, please call in. There you go. I'm gonna see if Madcux. Madcux, do you have anything to say about your ex, mental Jess?

I know you can burst in at any time. Yeah, he's giving himself that power. You know what? Still bothers me from the bonus episode. Maddox tried to get a girl to set me up with her friends surreptitiously. A perfect plan. A perfect plan.

A perfect plan. So it would come out that I cheated on. So a Maddox was trying to give me up. Trying to hook you up so you would cheat. Yes. And you threw a girl. But the girl didn't do it. Poneat, the girl didn't follow through on his plan and now I just want to know what her

friend looked like. So that will hear it. Yeah. So the worst joke of all is on me. Examsing come from how hard was her friend. She let me know this. She said, well now my friend's married. Well, so unresolved.

Great, great. I found a Starbucks cup one time. I was clinging trash out of my car. They had a really nice, pretty handwritten email on it. I thought, come on. Fuck. So like, it's, Matt is just burning bridges.

It sounds like he's blowing the last moment of village. Who's who's left? He's got a girl he doesn't got Zilla podcast with and it's not anymore. He's going he's gone way too far trying to capitalize on a shooting is too far going after water boys too far. He didn't let his e-meter charge enough before using the super attack and it didn't work. Oh, shit, it is less pre-event. It is less pre-event form to be like, oh, there's a mass shooting, how can I make this about years old internet drama?

And it's like, you can't, you don't? Maybe? We're trying to like focus on. Yeah, but you just got shot and he's like, well, did you know that? What the fuck? You know, it's a Dixit. He's a Dixit.

He's a Dixit on H and it's like, all right. That's not really super. He's just too sure to sit on a chair. It's like, all right. That's not really super relevant to the situation. Yeah, this is weaponized suicide that we're all talking about. I mean, really, your thing is kind of something different. Yeah. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know how you can see like,

so many people clowning on you and be like, the correct path is to keep pushing on this He knows he's sure that he's morally right. Yeah, Madkex. Do you have anything to say about yeah, come on Hey, do you have anything to say about mental? Jess or except mental? And it's I guess if I wanted to ever call in saying that Yeah, I just want to say this is the deepest cut I think anybody ever cut me except for all the other times people have cut me. And that didn't really hurt my skin, like, I'm a baby.

You can't cut through this with a camera, I swear. Yeah. Oh, okay. You don't think she's got anything to drop on you? Like, she was with you for the entirety of the lawsuit and all the meltdown. Yeah. She was there when you were obsessively calling your ex-girlfriend, my current girlfriend, like over and over and over to see what I was doing to her that night after the wedding.

She saw all that. You don't think she has anything to drop on you, like weird stuff? No, she was shooting in the other room with her friend Tyrone most of the time. Oh, you were going to get a lot of the details I'd say. Oh, I see. Okay. So you're not concerned about that. Not at all. Not in the slightest. Do you think she's got anything incriminating against you to drop? She's got my ship. My ball's in the mouth. Yeah. All right. Well, I know you have a new video out and we're going to watch that in a bit uh... do you want to give us a preview of what's on it

uh... you're you're gonna this is i've got a big announcement for everybody this is the last episode of the disc show to every year because what you watch this what you watch the documentary your personal preparation reputation will never be the same. This is the second instance playing.

All the patrons are gonna lean. All your fans, your first-called discord's gonna empty. Everyone's gonna know exactly who you are, Dick Matkinson. If you're even interested, real name. All right, we'll watch it. We'll watch it. What is it called? What's your video called?

The Best It's Documentary in the Universe. Okay. Okay, good. We'll check that out a bit. Thank you, Mad Cooks. Glad to see you again. Yeah. Thank you.

All right. So, Paul, I have to tell you he's going to destroy you. Yeah. Yeah. I have to tell you. All right. All right. Please, Olga, hello. My name is Stiff. Hi. love. All right. All right. Please, Olga, hello, my name is Dick.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. No one's ever done that before. This is Sean. Hi, how are you? This is Vito over here. Hello.

Hey. And where are you from? Russia. Russia. I understand is a very big place. Is there anywhere where in Russia are you from? Moscow. Moscow. Is it true that you can trade

Levi jeans for stuff in Moscow? I've always been told that you can trade your pants. Like, if you're walking in Moscow, you can trade your pants for like a new car or whatever you want. Because of the western jeans. Because of the western jeans. Is that true? Or did someone lie to me? About that. So I don't know. true or did someone lie to me about that. That's okay. Let's hear what news you have for us today. Very beautiful. Sentences, they say they have created the world's first human monkey hybrid in a laboratory in China. Oh, good. China always says a shit. Hi, brids. They always, they're always claiming to be the first to do some weird genetic shit. And it's never substantiated. That's such liars. Yeah, I'm glad though. We need to set the over to

the window of hybrids as early as possible. Okay. I'm sorry to interrupt. Okay, no. There are researchers who want to use animals to create organs for human life, saving transplants, say creating the hybrid was an important step. Yeah. There are research which was financed, largely by the university, was costly. If we combine the human and pick human and red and human and one-year research, it is

many hundreds of thousands of years she said. Okay. Wow. That's going to really set all of the trans people back on their heels. Don't you think? We can start getting spliced with animals. How many of you... Well, because it's a lot of new genders. Right. If you walk in, with it? Is it possible? Is it possible?

If you walk in, I go, I'm actually a part dog. Well, in which species do you identify with? Right. Instead of this child's pallet that we have. Well, that part will be easy, but the bathrooms will still be a problem. Yeah. Don't know which bathroom to use. What is the next one that we have? I don't know. Do to use. What is the next one that we have? I don't know. Read the on the.

Oh, yeah, you have a problem with it. Is it possible? Can you? Is it possible to set the stories down while you're reading? That's it. Would that be possible? Okay. So we can see you. Yeah, why don't you talk in? Okay. The team revealed that they had injected human stem cells capable of creating any type of tissue into a monkey embryo. The experiments was stopped before the embryo was old enough to be born. Oh, mom. Let's say that we did it. We did it. We can stop here. We can stop right here. I keep going. But then put that check box. We really, I'm going to be very unsatisfied

if I die without having a couple of pigmen floating around in the world. Wouldn't you be? I'm just so they actually made it and it was like viable. Like it could, they could have gave birth to it. Well, so they say, pull that mic over. Okay, so I don't have to yell at you. Okay, I'll go, what's the next? What's the next? Okay. You say potato, she says, pitato. Okay. She's an idiot. She's wrong.

Yeah. Pitato. Pitato. Yes, via time magazine. A woman can own security footage, she's relating only the being of potatoes at a Pennsylvania woman turned herself in Tuesday after after the police posted images of her on their website. Okay. Police chef Antoni Topolnax says that in the surveillance video,

is it possible for you to hold this over here? Okay, here. Okay, here. Okay, here. Yeah, we've got this lovely set up here. Okay. I think that's good. I will be dragged out of my house and hanged if I let that happen.

Thank you. It's a very clear angle. Okay. Okay. You can read the don't veto over there. Okay. Police chef Antonin Topolynak say that in the surveillance video, they complete your business. Gets up and walks out. There is on report that Brown

was anything at the store. She appears to have an internet, urinating and left. Is this the new thing that we're doing, like licking food and pissing on food? Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a thing to do. Rubbing meat, giving essential massage to them. If we can't, to... Well, people are just showing this like online or something. You didn't see that pitch lick that ice cream?

I did. Did you see that? What do you think is the appropriate punishment for that? It's instant death. Yeah, death, death. Even if it's a joke, is there anybody that doesn't think you lick an ice cream? Oh, that's nice. We're gonna kill ya.

Yeah, sure, let's do it. Polarious. I get, oh, it's just a joke. I'll probably stop it. It's a joke. Okay, this is just a joke, too. Whoops. So this lady peed on a bag of potatoes, that what happened? Yeah. At a grocery store?

I guess so. Yeah. Okay. How, I mean, okay, so. The pranks are getting a little, I have never been worried that terrorists were going to fly a 747 into my house. Every single time I put something in my mouth, I'm worried that somebody spit into it. Why did the army take the former down and the latter just gets to run around doing whatever

they want? What's the logic there? That's what I want to know. You can't see it. There is task force. We need a task force. Okay. What's the logic there? That's what I want to know. You know, we can't see it. There is task force. We need a task force. Okay. What is the next? What is the next? Okay. There were off a boat. Um, this event follows last month's viral story of a Texan woman opening and blinking a container of blue bell ice cream before putting it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the one. Okay, what's the next news?

Okay, next news? Yeah, next news. Okay. Bike bit down. Bike bit down? Bit down, yes. Oh good. Bike bit down.

I like this story already. Yeah. I love shoot, feel Friday by a bicyclist who claims a unified yes unified police officer ram him over because he missed a uniform police officer. He's taken me. Okay. Yes. So the cyclist had flipped him off. Okay. Well, wait, so the cop ran over a cyclist? Because he flipped him off. Because he flipped him off.

It's the first amendment, man. You could do that. Remember? Yeah, we read that one. Yeah, but he ran over a bicyclist. Yeah, because it flipped him off. Yeah, well, because, I don't know. That's a first amendment too.

Bicycle first amendment. It's all first amendment. I'm very, yeah, well because I don't know that's a first amendment to vice all first of men I'm very young very conflicted Cuz why cuz you hate bicycles and you hate cops. Yeah, yeah We need a we needed a tank guy to run over the cop then even everything out Okay, keep going. Oh good, please. Okay Okay, keep going. All good, please. Okay When Locke would ask the officer why he hit him Locke would say the officer replied Bro you hit the car car

Carp and fell of your bike the low-suit states. So he's saying he ran into the curb. This guy's saying the cop hit him with the car, right? Wow, rarely do you just not care who wins. Everybody wins. This one. Let him off. Sure. He had a separate court, like a bike court. Yeah, where everyone is executed at the end. Yeah, I said yes.

Oh, okay, here's the judgment. Execution, watch that show. Welcome to Bike Court. Where everyone does. Everybody's wearing bike helmets with the plastic bananas on their heads and little shorts. Everybody's talking about their bicycles all the time.

They strangle you with your own fake tour to France, Jersey. Yeah, they got a bike lock. Oh, you're riding it with a yellow jersey. Okay, I get it. It's twelfth. Just like fucking garretting with stupid ass leader, Jersey. Welcome to Sean's bike, exactly. And then you fucking, then you, then you jib at them for, you know, it has a warning to all others. You can be the judge. When you hang them in a cage. Oh, I see. 12 guys coming in, your lawyer comes in with a bicycle helmet on. Everybody's wearing their bicycles, no desks, anything like that.

I started riding a bicycle recently to lose weight. And I'm really, I'm really wary of getting my brain sucked out into it. I see. I'm a whole, yeah. Yeah, cause even on, I can't, I can't I'm a whole bike guy. Yeah. Cause even on, don't do it. I can't, I can't, I can't be so fucking fat. I don't know how you're on 85 pounds.

I got to, I got to give a little bit though, man. But it's true, even on the bike track, there is, there's like special hidden cafes just for bicycle riders. I can, Oh, yeah, that's fun. Yeah. Actually, that, I mean, that peaks my interest just a little bit. Yeah.

I mean, not nearly enough to go fucking writing a bike around. I feel like a prick doing it too. I got like, clip in shoes. What? Yeah. Why? Because my fucking dad, who are you?

My fucking dad. This is the, this is always what it happens with him. He tricks me into getting like the whole setup. Every fucking time. My fucking dad, this is always what happens with him. He tricks me into getting the whole setup every fucking time. All I want is a bicycle. All I want is a bike. Do you have a bike? And he says yes.

But it's like a deal with the devil at that point. Because all I'm thinking is, okay, just a bike. I can lose a little weight. Good bike. And he goes, all right, what you need, what you got to get, you got to get those clipping pedals, man. You don't want regular pedals. No, so when you fall over, you have no chance

of stopping yourself. Which I did immediately. Yeah, right. I got it out of the bag of my truck. Got it in, tried to go up a little curb, and they don't just pull out, like you gotta twist them out. So I rolled immediately, very first thing I rolled over onto my side, because, and I can hear them in my head

the whole time, well, you're just wasting energy. If you're in there without clips and you're pulling your legs up, you're wasting that stroke. Like, all right, man, like he's fucking relentless in the all-in. Okay. Okay.

Okay, next. How was your dad? That's my relationship with my dad. What is your relationship with your father like? I'm good father. Fine, not like that. Yeah. Does he trick you into buying things that you don't need?

And then afterwards, you're driving home, cursing him for making you purchase all this extra shit. It's fine. He is like that. All right. It's fine. It's the same. The same. The one who hurt the fine.

Same in Moscow as it is in LA. No, well, you're a very beautiful girl. That's probably why what father would be upset having such a lovely woman. My dad has a fat alcoholic as a son. Oh, as a son as a son Maybe I go to talk to go figure. Yeah. Okay. What do we have next? Okay. News? News, yeah. Okay. I mean, unless you're, you know,

as you got some else. Right. You know, girls always want to date their father's dick, so you might have something going on. I've heard that. That's a myth. I have what it's terrible. What a horrible oxygen. She's got the snapper.

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Sniper. Sniper. Like a gun? Sniper. What's the next word? Sniper. Okay, thank you. Thank you.

Okay. A Brazilian teenager born without a vagina has had unsuccessfully sculpted for your out of fish skin. Snapper, it was snapper. You're trying to have a fish vagina. All right. Nice. Is this in China? Where's this?

That's what they're doing all the trends. The China of South America. OK. Does that? I don't know why that joke is true. It's true. I get the same feeling about Brazil. Is that, does that work? Should they be throwing that in flesh lights?

Well, they say it was unsuccessful. I mean, don't the jokes write themselves. What in the longshoreman? You're from Massachusetts. Is that a longshoreman come home with one, like a fish for the family? Oh, there was always one in the bag, and you're like, when we were frying that one up,

Uncle Tom, they don't want to eat for frying. That one's for drying. Pull it inside out. Yeah, yeah, all right. Take me more satisfying. Would it be more satisfying if an animal had to perish for my masturbation? Wouldn't it, like eating a a good steak and you're like,

yeah, I'm fucking eating through this animal. An animal had to be raised for this. If a fish had to die for me to be sexually satisfied, it would be better. It would be better. It would be better. A designer, okay, what is the... Just like the, what we do in the shadows thing,

like it would just, the Virgin say, you know, like a Virgin, it's like if you had a sandwich, you would just enjoy it so much more if you knew no one had fucked it. Wouldn't you, if you had to jerk off into a piece of plastic or a fish, at least you know the fish was one time use. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You know, I'm right there with you. Thank you, thank you Vido. What the hell is he? I don't even know what he's doing. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That's a big problem. It's a problem. Next news? Oh, no, read that one. I didn't get enough information about that one. The first skin operation was used for the first time, but by the same Brazilian medics in 2018 and a 23, 23 year old, and the first transplant, transplant, patents, patients, patients.

Patients. Yes. Headed down earlier this year at 35. Oh, wow. So that's the future, by the way. I would have thought you'd never snatched a bucket. What have never figured that they would throw fish skin up there?

Yeah, like better than baloney. Yeah, by the bonus episode. Yeah, okay, what's the next one? It's the last one, last news. Okay, okay. Smell fish, no. You can smell it now. Yeah, that's no.

No, no, I've got a big fish dinner tonight, gentlemen. Okay. Oh. Okay. A Brooklyn woman was busted for forcing, yes? Forcing. Forcing. Her mates pushed to give her oral sex, police say it Friday. Daniel Huyt, 20, was charged charged,

charged Tuesday after her maid Taylor Goldenberg, 24 told cops that she saw the horrific, horrific, horrific, horrific abuse and fault on emotion, sensor, nanny camera, according to a criminal court complaint. Oh, wow. Someone was forced to give oral on an Annie cam. Is it, and they couldn't, was it a woman and another woman? I think so, yeah. Oh. Caught her, but it couldn't, couldn't, how did she force, catch Epstein?

How did she force her to say, hold real tight. What, you couldn't how did she for catch up steam? How did she forcer This is hold real tight. What do you don't act like you don't know? What do you mean Sean wait? She's eating the last what was that you know how works? Was it too roommates? That's why do you so me that's what I only do curls no leg day. Yeah, that's why right I think you get out of this one Quick update a broken one was busted for forcing her roommates pooch to get her hair on her ass. Oh, it was a dog. Oh my god.

Oh pooch. Pooch. It's a dog. It's a dog. It's just a dog. A dog. In America, most women in America have sex with their dogs. Okay.

If you see, especially in LA, especially in LA, most upwards of 30% maybe even 100% of the women in, yeah, are having sex. Are having sex. Are having them around in those little bags, it's because in California, they're very horny. They'll take them everywhere. Have you noticed the women in America

are very protective of their dogs? Oh my god. No, I know. If you... Russian dogs take themselves to the town. They get on the subways and they ride and then they get back on and go home. It's food. I've seen it.

Dogs are food and everywhere else outside of America. Yeah, it's a pet, but it's food if things get shaky in America, they're lovers. And don't you forget it. Keeps those dogs in line. Don't you forget, you know, you could, things go a little awry, you could get eaten. Yeah. Shake up.

You ain't a piss in the house anymore? Do you have any friends who are really into their dog? No. Okay. Well, keep an eye on. That's why you get a dog as a part of your earthquake, you know, kit. Preparedness kit? Yeah.

But you can fight people off. Oh, a joke. That's what it looks like. Yeah, and then you know, kill it once It's out of fighting you know shape. I got some food. Do you have a dog? Oh, go no good. Do you like dogs? I want you want a dog? Yes, I'll energy I'll energy dog. Oh, you allergic to dogs. Yes So you don't want them going downtown any time Bad times. I mean somebody else's dog too downtown anytime, that would result in some bad times. I mean, somebody else is dog too.

Yeah, that's pretty shady. I mean, you don't even know where that's been. That's like my property. What if you're doing that with my mouse? See, it's at forced though, but the dog could have been into it. You don't know. That's what you think it's like consent?

Well, if you put peanut butter down there, the dog wants the peanut butter. That's true. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. Okay. Oh, no, wants the peanut butter. That's true. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. Okay. Oh, no, that's a no solid out of it. I can say.

I think, is that it? Is there more? Or is that the last news story? What? Oh, keep, keep on coming. Oh, no, last days. Who is, is this your brother? Is this my brother?

Your brother? Is it really? Okay. That's it. I don't think so. That's it. He's never, that's a, you know, he's never a self-right for yes is. Okay. Is it really? Oh, it falls. Okay. When confronted, confronted, confronted, yeah. With the recording, you admitted, admitted that your pants were off, but said she wants wearing underwear and didn't get any pleasure,

pleasure from the act, which she said was a buzzer, act which she said was a buzzer, buzzer, buzzer, buzzer, accident. Oh, buzzer, accident. Oh, she was eating a peanut butter sandwich and she didn't have a knife. So she dipped her hand in the peanut butter. Right. And then was walk and then there was a delivery at the door. Right. She got distracted and went to the door and it was a new pair of pants that she ordered. So she was taking her pants off to try them on. Yeah. And then,

And then the clumsy dog fell forward into her crutch. Yeah. It was our accident for 20 minutes. Wow. What a, what an accident. Okay. And the future of that dog will be me too. That's the real, that's the real tragedy. And that, yeah, they'll be, they'll's the real tragedy and the yeah, they'll be

they'll be down the last social media. Mm-hmm. Be a hashtag. What a weird world. Okay, okay, thank you very much. Thank you for coming. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. You're very beautiful.

Thank you. Thank you. How long have you been in the United States? One year. Oh, one year. One year. What do you think? What do you think in the United States? One year. One year. What do you think? What do you think of the men here? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. One size says it all. Southern California. In the LA area, you've lived in LA since you've been here. Wait, let me get you on the mic a little bit more. Oh, okay. Okay, what do you think of the men here in America?

I don't know. You can be on the mic too. Yeah, what's the think of the men here in America? I don't know. You can be on the show. Yeah, what's the worst part about them? What is the worst part about the men? Bad, what is bad about them? It's bad. But it put... Oh, sorry, I don't understand. Bad, that's okay.

Wait, it did? No, it did. Nothing negative? No, you're like, oh, all right. All right, let's take that. Do you prefer American men or Russian men? Which is better. Russian men, it's angry.

Very angry. Very angry. It's gonna be very heavy. That reason's hard though. Yeah, I'd be angry if I was Russian. American men are very understanding and emotional. Yes, they're like women. They're like women. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, oh, very understanding and emotional. Yes, they're like women. They're like women.

Yeah. She's like, nope, nope. Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Very good. Vito, get you, get you see, we're gonna listen to Voice Mail, everybody.

This has been the Dix show, dictatshowpatriand.com slash the Dix show. New bonus episode is out. We'll see a road rage miniapolis, all the racketeers and nickheads. Nick's gonna be there, Kimbles gonna be there. Well, the way Madcucks is going, maybe Madcucks will be there. But yeah, he's really, he's found a second wind.

Second wind, good. You gotta be on my head, so again. Vito, please plug everything that you have. Thank you for coming in. YouTube.com slash of Vito's probably the place you can find me. What a get. Yeah, yeah, you had to ask YouTube specifically for that. Really?

Yeah. I'm surprised they said, yeah. You have to do them any sexual favors or anything. There's a couple. Please come in again. You're fantastic. Do you have a Patreon for all the people who love DeStereo? So now want to move, now want to support the newest

stereos. That's what I've been told. I'm a new. Where can they find real? Is that it? Yeah. Guys, he's liberal. I'm a filthy liberal.

I'm a good liberal, though. You are. I'm like centrist liberally. I'm like a centrist libertarian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. Good. No, but I do have a Patreon patreon.com slash.

It's actually my last name, GES, UALDI, just Walde. What the, why would you do have a patreon patreon.com slash it's actually my last name GES UA LDI just wall D What the why would you do that? I know I'm gonna change it Gis wall T just wall D. Yeah, about 10 million ways I could spell that yeah, I'm gonna do Well, well, I think I'm changing it, but a youtube.com slash Vito. That's good That is good nobody goes to the page V T, right? Yeah. You know, V-I.

God damn it. V-E-E-T-O-H-E. Right. Everybody, that's where you can find V-O. Stick around, we're having a big party after this. Sounds good. This has been the next show. This is by...

This is by... Plagueis. This is Maddox's ode to women. I believe he's taken all of the instances, Maddox insists that he never used the catchphrase get raped. Oh yeah, yeah. So somebody,

Well, he's an idiot. That's it. Oh, no one will look for it. I can just say it. Here we go. See you next Tuesday. Get raped. Get raped.

Get raped Get raped Get raped Get raped Get raped like an ape my old Get raped get raped get raped He may have only used it like two or three times Get raped get raped get ready. Yeah. Do you think that? He's joking. No, I think he's get raped get raped. I don't think he's real unique No, no, no, but how could you make a song like you know to make a song get raped get raped get raped

Nice other video to just a super cut of him's Re-knit scene. Yeah Get raped get Get raped. Get raped. Not that I even cared. Like, can you tell somebody to get fucked or not? Get raped. Yeah, inviting him to share a romantic experience.

You're telling them to get raped. Get raped. Get raped. Yeah. Just trying to stay face with certain people, I suppose. Get raped. Get raped. Get raped. Oh, God, yes. Get raped. Get ready, get ready. Oh god, yes! Get ready, get ready, get ready. Did you text? Or...

Big bad did. Big bad's our man, he's our... Get ready, get ready. I'm done, ready. Yeah, well, you know. Get ready. Yeah, he's my blackface friend. Big bad, dig a neck.

Get ready, get ready, get ready. face friend This Justin, he did love that. He loved that phrase. That's a real laugh that goes along with that phrase. Yeah, this, this Justin from Jess. Figbats says, figbats talking to her. Is it possible for you to call into TDS? We are so stoked to hear you have moved away from Maddox and we are celebrating for you. Jess responds, I'm reconsidering it after this.

But next Saturday, I'm getting married to one of the best human beings on the planet. And all of this drama just seems so far away in my past right now. I bet Uncle Dick could great, get a great honeymoon together for the new couple. Or some nice, what was the wolf speech and perfection? It's a new bedroom set. A new bedroom set. Well, Uncle Dick.

I'm an Oak man myself. Do you like Oak Jimmy? Oak's nice. Well, where is parents? Were they, were they wealthy? It was an oak man myself. Do you like oak, Jimmy? Oaks nice. Well, where is parents? Were they wealthy? It was aunt and uncle. And uncle? Were they the winners?

Yeah, well, your uncle Dick is a millionaire. And he can get you a nice new bedroom said, Jess, please call in, please call in. Okay, let's hear some voice mails. And then we got a bar because. If you're gonna, you know, honestly though, it's practical because you're gonna, you know, honestly though, it's practical because you will compensate, right? Me? Yeah, for yes. Yes. So I mean, you're starting a life

together. I mean, what better couldn't use more shit? What better way to close that chapter of your life than to call into me, right? Make some money on it and shut the book forever. Yeah, right off into the sunset, have out. Give out, ever after. Give out all the secrets, right? Just dump it, take a big ol' shit on this guy who tried to ruin your life as well, because I know Maddox manipulated her and do this shit. Oh, absolutely.

No, there's no way she did that on her own. Why would she? Everybody wants closure. Here you're getting closure and money. And money. And money. What's better? Very few people get that. Yeah, nobody gets that.

So rarely does making the right decision also mean making money off of it. Usually those two are not the same. Exactly. Come on, just pull. Okay, couple. Let's do a couple. Hey, Diggus, Dustin from Burbank. My rage is people who try to improve upon a joke, man. I made a stupid post and write it about like,

hey, look, I don't have the panic of the Maddox and now you can finally take dick down. There's only fucking idiots. They, like, well, long guy, say, hey, well, actually, you could improve the joke while I have leaving a Greenland dollar dollar and then I got another guy saying well actually greenland dollar is not is not whatever it's more expensive to do that with is better to leave this and then they go to actually a really dollars

like that's the joke that's that it just what the penny that's the joke I don't know how Greenland dollar had me rolling. You find that. I got a party, make a joke. Oh yeah, I was like, ah, yeah, what'd that be funny? That'd be great. Shut up. Yeah, just actively make a joke. Take it up to that nice peak and then somebody just starts pounding.

Yeah, I'm going a geocourse. Take it up to that nice peak and then somebody just starts pounding it. Yeah, because it wasn't nothing you could do, except just go like, Oh! Yeah. What? What were you thinking with that?

You asshole. You asshole. Oh, oh, I can't believe it. Hey, Dick, you know what makes me a rage? It's those hang out with some friends and some acquaintances and I brought a portable charger so I can charge my phone, right? And one of them asked if they could use my portable charger. Oh, man.

And I was like, yeah, I'm sure here highlights for a little while. After maybe half an hour, I asked for it back. You know what they say to me? It's not done yet. What percent are you on? 20%. Oh yeah. I'll see if you need it.

I'm not a percent, am I on? I brought this goddamn charger. This isn't some communist dystopia. It's not like a hospital where we treat based on like the severity of the patient. I don't think I'm a shit if it wasn't for me. It's mine. I was nice enough to let you use it clearly on the stake.

Clearly a fucking mistake. Because I'm talking entitled, man. I told that you think that I will defer your phone charging. I'm a 0%. Fuck off. All my phones are constantly a 0%. Yeah, that's right. Back my goddamn charger, I will never give it to you again.

Who do you think you are? What the fuck? I am. Say that right to their face. This all of them right? You're fucking face. What the fuck? You might be at a lower battery percent.

Yes, fuck. You only need one. Life is like prison. You just fuck them. The hottest girl in the world, if she, you give one of these rants to her, all the other ones will fear you forever. It's at 100%. At what percentage?

I just want to see if I could finally get it to 101. Give me my fucking charger pack right now, you bitch. Yeah. Come on, you know what? Actually nobody gets it. Chop right through the fucking middle. Yep. Uh, prick.

You got to handle your own charging situation. Or don't expect other people to handle it for you. I mean, that's, anytime I gotta ask someone for a charger cord, like I feel a deep shame. Yeah, you should. Because I didn't prepare. Oh, yeah. You should feel better.

You're taking something of theirs away from them. And they're gonna be nice enough to let you use it for a period of time. Yeah. You know, people get in the Uber and they're like the Uber driver and ask him for their charger. I'm weird about that, you know?

Oh, I'm fine with that. Yeah. They provide this to the Uber. I feel like I'm bad about it. I'm not, but I'll do it anyway. No, they're my slave for that. Oh, no, but a lot of them already had a lot of them plan ahead, they have a, you know, multiple stuff.

That's what I, they owe me that for eating all of my food in the door dash. Oh, you know, the other because there's what is it 80% of those assholes eat your fucking food? Oh, that happened to me in Australia. I used to deliver a dominoes. I mean, yeah, you did. You take a chicken wing here and there. Oh, you motherfucker.

Yeah, actually, no, I worked at the cut table. And you know, a pizza comes out, it's a circle. If you cut a perfect horizontal slice down the middle. Oh, and shove it together. It's so fast. It's so fast. Oh, what? And they get a sliding oval shaped pizza.

And you have a snack. Yeah. You've done this? Yeah, of course. It's a long, thin, strong, thin strip. Oh my gosh, a slice of pizza. This is like a menzo problem. It's like, what's larger?

A thin strip out of this, or two half slunch at the domino. It was just a couple of pieces and you take a couple strips. So. Oh man. Hey, did no one send Epstein the suicide prevention number?

Is that what happened? People forgot to tweet that at him. Go ahead. Call the national sues. I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Dick, Sean.

Hey. The only clear age is when you're at a company event. Uh-huh. Maybe a convention conference. Stop right there. During staff work, whatever. And it's a easy time just because you're essentially on work time, but you have drinks and you're not doing what you normally do.

And some fuckhead always has to ruin it because you see a little light bulb going on their head. Their dumbass puts all their eyes together and they say, uh, don't say it. Hey, we should do this all the time. This is fun It's just ruined it. Oh God fucking counting the minutes to go Why are you out with you outside of work? I already have to spend more time with you than I do my actual friends and family Fuck no

It always happens and always ruins ruins the... It ruins it. The ancient atmosphere you have of not being at work, you know, you're just... And you're like, I'm just fucking sucks. It happens every goddamn time. It makes it so awkward. Because then you gotta be an asshole and be like, no. No, I'm gonna be with you. Fuck you.

Anyway. First they want to do it every day, then they want to be exclusive, and they want to get married. That's what it is. So premature, premature assumption of the boundaries of your relationship. I don't want to see your dick yet. Look at that. The fuck out of here.

The work event, huh? One more. Kiwi Chris said he was going to call in, but I don't know if he's there. Oh, here we go. Here's one, shooting on Maddox. Oh. This ought to be good, okay? Hey, Dick. Hey, here we go. Here's one shooting on Maddox. Oh, this ought to be good. Okay. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Hey, hello, apparently I'm the Dixia of country. But you want to know what makes me a fucking rage. Conti is falling Armenian fucking cucks. You just cannot let shit go. This motherfucker, it's around ditching and moaning and complaining for 72 straight crack

filled in the motherfucker support. You know you can afford crack or cocaine. You know it's a matter of all, probably. To stay the wait for 72 straight hours, ditching and whining about how Dick's a stalker and everything else. But and like all dick does is talk about him and here you are like doing this. Are you back in the area? Like you're making wrong honestly. Here's back out of page to suck his dick. He's such

a fucking stagot now because of the whole difference. He's using it a different way. Being gay and being a stag fact that he's such a fucking fact that my fact that gay out to willingly stuck sick and calling a fact that I willingly stuck that hey dick i'll get it i i wouldn't touch that shit i don't understand what the

fuck is going on how he's not seeing it i mean at this point it's so fucking depressing that i it seeing it. I mean, at this point, it's so fucking depressing that I, it, ah, fuck, man, I get the fuck over yourself. It's so funny. And I can't wait for the phone set the set on Saturday. And I'm gonna be at work. And I'm still gonna tune the fucking. Yeah. I don't give a shit because these past 72 hours are, what is that? What's after it's 72 after 72 90 36?

They fast 96 hours of his meltdown have been incredible. Living great and they've been really great. Whatever. It's just going down. It's still going. I'll be wearing a one wearing wedding dress. Bye. Goodbye.

Thank you. Thank you for that. That was a that was a. It's pretty vehement in his condemnation of, of Maddox there. Yeah. All Armenian jerk bags, yeah. Yeah. Does Maddox have a job? No. No. He's, he's like, unemployable. Right. Well, what would, what could you hire that guy for? Nothing. And he can't interview. He sabotage, he's, he went on an interview and they asked why he wanted to work for them and he goes, well, who wants to really work?

He talked himself down. It was to five media. He talked himself down from running like their satellite brand. Yeah, it sounds like he gets these opportunities and then he's an idiot. Spikes him. He taught himself down to freelance writing that he never followed up on.

And then he bought them a trophy that said not hiring Maddox is the worst decision you ever made. He bought this as a trophy to send to them, thinking that they would think that was so funny, they would hire him, but there was a minimum, so he had to buy 12 of them or something like that. That's really did this money. Let me see if I have that. 12 of them or something like that. That's he really did the

cost of money. Let me see if I have that. Let me see if I have that. There's a very stable individual. I'm going to put on the Mad Cux documentary while I look for that. How about this? See you next, see you next Tuesday, everybody. Vito, thanks for coming in. Sanity. I'm going to play it. We'll play it for a little bit. And then this is Mad Cux, the best documentary in the universe. Mad Cux tonight investigates heroes of the early 2000s internet. Where are they now? Tonight's special feature? Me, Mad Cux. Who aren't you a 4 Utah family in the rural Central America. Mad Cucks fled a monotonous life in the Mormon Church until he discovered the Internet.

In late 1997, Mad Cucks launched the Bestest Site in the Universe without any ads from his mother's basement. He quickly gained notoriety with the disenfranchised youth of America. He built his empire quickly, writing two books, one in a New York Times bestseller, and the other the best seller of any books of all time. In the early 2000s, like I had all my school stuff more than the shitter- You used to use station. When he was described as an egg with AIDS and told to kill himself, but he didn't let

that keep him down. Wow. Everything changed for Mad Cucks when he met a beautiful African American woman and a model, Mental Jess, who quickly introduced Mad Cucks to Cuckoldry. Finally, Mental Jess would run a train of dudes through their shared bedroom while Mad Cucks It's seriously masturbated in the internet. This did not slow down Matt Cook's the published a third book. It was really really really super duper well received and hopes of award-winning podcasts and also just did a lot of really cool stuff that was real proud of him for where it's made Cook's now well tonight we'll show you

man Cucks is oiling a dick lies Okay, all right, okay, we are the We got to take is this Chris the Kiwi? Hey, gang. Yeah, I'm doing good. How are you? Not so bad. How's your morning game? Oh my morning's going fantastic You know, it's been a while since we talked to you and since that time you have a huge thriving podcast Is that right? Yeah, it's right. Yeah, that's right. I'm I that time you have a huge thriving podcast. Is that right? Yeah, it's right. You're right.

I hear that you've got a fun game for me. How did you hear about that? Have a fun game for you. You've got a fun game. You said that time you're going to give me a hundred bucks, is that right? Well, there's some stipulations on it. Yeah, I do have a fun game for you. I want to, so I want to read you this email that somebody sent me a

Peach saliva sent me this Why I didn't actually apologize to it, but it made it worse Well, yeah, because what you told her is don't flatter yourself. I'd rather see you chopped up in a body bag dumped in the forest than have sex with you It's not an apology. You can't really apologize for that. It's a little bit worse, is what he's saying. Oh, well, whatever. Yeah. You also told her that you were gonna write a suicide note

mentioning her. Is that right? Maybe it's that's what she said. Well, she sent me the emails. It's not really her saying it. Well, I kind of really remember what the two of you got behind the work. Just check your email.

It's got to be in your Gmail inbox. You said you told her that she said she has a boyfriend, you nut job. It's the most documented thing in the world. And even if she didn't, she wouldn't want you. And then you replied with, I feel like I'm slashing my own wrists. Does that sound right? Well, maybe I'll order. I think that's what she's saying.

Okay. What about the body bag thing? Did you say that? I don't know, Dick. I rather not talk about it. Is that okay? You don't have a monopod. I guess. Is it true that you got a girl fired? I also heard that on your podcast. Yes, I did. I did get a girlfriend, but I'm not really, I'm not really proud of what I've done, but there's more to it than what you actually know about it. Okay, what happened? Well, to put it well in that, I wasn't really too happy with the way she treated me and how she treat you? How did she treat you?

I didn't know. Where was it? Where did this happen? Was it in a restaurant? I can't really say the place, but I wasn't really happy with the service, so I'll just complain about it. And what made you unhappy about the service? What made you unhappy about the service? She wasn't really, she wasn't really nice to me actually. What'd she do? I don't know, she used to call me like honey and sort of, you know, and things like that. And she was really like, she didn't say hello to me. Like she just served me with a bacon and egg roll milkshake.

And she didn't really deal the normal, say all the normal stuff that she said. And she just dumped it on my table without even making eye contact with me. And she just left me. So that's what I can blame about. So she didn't call you honey and stuff like usual. She just served you the food. What a bitch I know she just had she had a real

She had a look as though that someone dog knew family and that's what I complain about What if someone did die in her family I did hey, but she's having a bad day Well, I know that know, but um... But you deserve better than that treatment, what you're saying. Yeah. She just had an evil look in your face, really. Oh, so you complained about that?

How do you know she was fired? Well, she just put a date on the bakery Facebook page and she just said, hey, I'm sorry, you don't have to deal with me and walked back on my longer working here. She said that she got fired or something, but I don't have to message Rod in front of me, but I'm okay. But going back to the piece of the live a year, I... You told her you wanted to see her in a body bag. Is that right? Trapped up pieces the same girl?

Different I don't hit the message. Well, obviously she said that to you, but Yeah, I did say a few things that I shouldn't have said to her, but I had to hope that she wanted to be a bit more understanding towards me and I'll just cut up set. And I normally came out with my usual threats and stuff and I'll just cut up set. So, yeah. Man, it's a lot of fun for you. Wait, and this is what you said, the beautiful Veronica LaVary was on the show and I understand

you messaged her also. I have that chat here. Oh yeah, yeah. I've got the, and you said that I was disgusting, but it's not really, I mean, I'm not saying I'm disgusting. You said, you can't, you made a comment at the end that I was disgusting about adding a notch count to another cock or something. Well, you said, this is what you said to her.

Hi. Then you said X, then you said XXX, and she didn't respond, then you said fuck you. How, what was the time period between the all within? He's like, yeah, it's about 15 hours between each class. You want to see, you're messaging a playmate, right? Like she's a world famous playmate.

She doesn't have, what do you think she's going to say to high? Um, it was only, it was far the else and then that's when I said fuck you. He's really opening up. What do you think she's going to say to high? I don't know, but go, look, going back the piece of live, I don't, did I really say about the stuff about the body back, because I'm not really too sure if I sit there, did I? Oh, you think she's faking the texts? Why did she, could we, she could we just fake in a text, I think? Well, let me, let me see if she, let me see if she, uh, wants to answer to that accusation.

Do you want her to come on? Yeah, that's OK. OK, hold on one second. Hey, Dick, yeah, is this game still on? Are we going to do it or what? Yeah, you want to do this game? I think you, I think you, you threaten women with, with harm too much, either harm to yourself or harm to them. And I want to, I want to offer you the chance to win $100

to not threaten women for a week. That's the same. I'll be really keen to do that actually. Yeah, and I mean, no, you can't threaten suicide. You can't mention them getting harmed in any way. Like you can't say, I want to chop your tits off. I want to see you in a body bag What about insulting them I can't do that either

What do you think Sean? No, well, what do you think like you you stink like shit? Are you loud to say that? That's not a threat It's not a thread. Yeah, that's not a thread. No, you just can't you just can't say anything Violent yeah, okay. No, I hope you get killed. No violent imagery at all. I wonder what it would be like to see your face get smashed in. Yeah, just wait on, it feels like your, why do you want me to hit this game?

Why? Because I don't think, I want you to go a week without insult, without threatening women. I think you threatened to kill yourself with women too much So every time Go ahead really tell him you're not really telling me the real reason why you want me to do all those He must be a deep reason why you want me to do all this shit because I have I have gotten I've gotten a lot of good luck and gotten a lot of wealth and I want to I want to use that

Influenza in that wealth to shape the world into a better place that's why so i want to encourage you to not harass and threatened women by offering you a financial incentive and if you can't do it every time you threaten a woman this week they get ten dollars and you lose ten dollars you're here to that well you did okay so if you. Oh, you did, okay. So if you threaten 10 women, you're down to zero and each one of them gets 10 bucks for dealing with your ass.

Yeah, yeah. So ladies, this is your opportunity to... But I do really think that you're quite judgmental towards me sometimes. How so? I don't know. You always think the worst of me, you know? Well, you got to stop doing the worst. What do you think, what do you mean by the worst?

But you never have, you hardly have anything positive to say about me. I think that you can go a week without threatening to, without making violent threats on women. That's thinking highly of you. A lot of people don't think you could do it. I believe in you. He's investing in your success. But one of the positive things you say about me is that I'm actually quite well adjusted.

Is it the only positive thing that you've been doing? Well, I didn't say that in a certain way. I said you're more well adjusted than people on Reddit because you don't care what people think about you. I didn't say you're quite well adjusted. And it's Dr. Rachel's jealous. You're on the C-Blee that to be true, don't you? Yes, I do think that Dr. Rachel's jealous

of the attention you're getting. Yes. And what makes you think that? Because I know women and the only currency they trade in is attention. And you're getting it and she's not. So she's always trying to show that. Yeah.

I'll point the way I do have some other concerns I've got, because I can't talk about them. Yeah. I'll put it the way I do have some other concerns I've got, because I can't talk about them. Yeah, can I play the song that you wrote for Dr. Rachel? Real fast? Yes, if you could. Yeah. Can I say, can I tell you my concerns after? Yeah, but it looks like your song isn't working, man.

Is it like, okay now? I can't see it. Hey, me? This is to your girlfriend, Sarah. What? Dick, Dick. What are you doing? Yeah, I can hear you just fine.

I'm looking for your song on your Twitter. Did I break up before? Yeah, a little bit, a little bit, but it's okay. I do hear some real concerns about can't tell. And so I'm feeling quite upset about them. Oh's okay. I do have some real concerns about can't tell. And so I'm feeling quite upset about them. Oh, okay. Can't tell you into your co-host for the Chris Cantcast. Yeah, like it's a great show.

It's my favorite podcast, dude. I'm not even lying in Salarius. Look, look, Sarah, say I'm feeling really worried about something and I'm gonna need to talk to you about it. Okay. Can I say now? Yeah, go ahead. Look, I've got this person I'm talking to, Sarah.

I can't really say too much because I really need to be quick about what I'm about to say, but I've been talking to a skill called Sarah, the so-called person in New Zealand and things have gone bad between her and I. Why is that? Honestly, don't know. And she's not talking to me. And I've been trying to get can't tell you anything about support about it. And he's making me 10 times worse. He's actually blaming it on me. And I really need his support right now on the end.

And he's jumping to conclusion. It's not really. It's not really my fault because Sarah's been really mean to me and being really awful to me and she just stopped talking to me and I haven't really done anything wrong to to to why would you why do you want to talk to a woman who's mean to you. I don't know because the can't say anything is saying is 124% my fault you know he's what would you do that's very precise. He must have done some calculations That doesn't sound like it was just off the top of his head

Just just wait on and I'm thinking of throwing in the whole show because it's making me feel really upset He's not giving me the support that I need and and but what did you do? You got to tell us what happened you what why he would think that way Maybe you did a second opinion Serious actually blaming me for being too intense like how how so happened. Why he would think that way. Maybe you did a second opinion. Well, Sarah is actually blaming me for being too intense like how so? Because she's accused me exactly the same doing the same stuff as she's doing. She's being intense, but she's accusing me of being too intense too. And what does that mean? What is being intense? Yeah. Well, all the sexual stuff and things like that. Like what? You sending your pictures of your dick or you're

shitting in? What are you sending? It's all text. It's all three email and she's being wrong. She's, and then she's talking to me and she says, oh, people, people are being saying bad stuff about me and it's made me feel like crap. And I did tell Keyantelian, it's about my experience and he seems to think that because I sent 040 plus emails. Yeah. Wait, 40 plus emails over how many did she send you?

Right. Did she answer any of them? Look, it's really too hard to explain, but... Well, yes or no, try. Did you send 40 emails in a row? Well, that's what Cantillion's claims, but... Well, did you? You sent a couple emails in a row, at least, right?

Oh, gee. Can you read any of them? Can you read the last ones? No, I can't. Why? I just want to be really brief, but I can't read. Can you read like the last ones? Why? I just want to be really brief, but I can't read. Can you read? Can't tell you this is not supported me through it or in this blame you man is making me feel like crap, you know? If you send 40 emails in a row, no woman's

going to ever respond to you again. Yes, that's how they work. But just wait a minute, there's more reasons behind it, but I can't. I can't really honestly think right now. Yeah, but women can't remember, women cannot remember that many emails in a row. That's the problem. As soon as you send, if you send a fourth email, they'll forget what the first one was. I don't know who they're fuck, who the fuck they're talking to. Yeah, but um, can't tell you, you just don't hear me out, you know, you know What do you want him to say? Is it her fault you want to hear that it's her fault? I just can't tell you this has been really read me and I just feel that throwing away the show

I don't really want to go on the show anymore So you want to kill the show because he's not telling you what you want now Can he threat can he threaten men and still get the hundred dollars? Yes, because I mean you can send him some you can send on some emails about I don't give a fuck about you know some Cutting he maybe does he have tits? Just can't aliens does can't tell you can tell Contillants is not really being supported towards me. Yeah, what do you want him to say? I just want him to

Be nice to me and try and help me, you know? Well, how do you want that help to sound man? Yeah, I don't like anybody's help. What do you want him to say? Give me an example of what you want him to say. I want him to say it's her fault Well, he doesn't understand because he doesn't have a disability and he's actually like a cast of Naive He he steals other people's girlfriend. Can't tell you is he has a disability. He has no balls. Did you know he was born without testicles? Did you? It's an unfortunate condition.

Are you telling me the truth? No, I'm messing with you. Okay, right. But he was born without a vagina though. I just want can't tell you to be more supportive towards me and he's not doing it and not just to you. Yeah, but what do you want to say?

Because it sounds like you're disappointed with a woman and you're taking it out on him. Like what do you want him to say? No. I'll just want him to, I don't know, I kind of your name, it's a annoying question. Okay, if you were cantillin's, what would you say? If pretend you, here, I'm gonna tell you about a problem I have and then you answer it, you answer me, okay? Hey, Chris the Kiwi, I was messaging this girl online.

She didn't answer me back. I sent her 40 emails and now she's not talking to me. What do you think about that? I didn't know. What should dick do? What should I do? Support me. Yeah. How do you feel about his situation? And do you feel that she's hot? Two years. Big old tits. Let's get on the something else. I kind of really, well, you're not supporting me. What do you mean? What is my fucking

support? You're asking for support. You won't give any of your own. It sounds like. But he's not really here. He can't really sit down and sort of tell me what. I can't really tell him clearly what's going on because my son, I've got a mental block at the moment. You know, I'm not feeling too good.

He's not OK. He's just jumping to conclusions and he's I hope he don't want to show. He has a mental boulder at the moment. Hmm. Hey, I'm going to play this song and try to get Peach to call in. I think this is the way. What's the song? Oh, you mean the song that I put on?

Yeah, you put on Twitter. Oh, is that for Dr. Rachel? Who's that? Let me see. Can you hear it? This got some news. I've got... Oh, I'm in Skype. Rachel? Who's that? Let me see. Are we Christopher speaking? Can you hear it? I just got some news. I've got... Oh, I'm in Skype.

It's probably why that I've got a girl. You should be. I can't. I like your new profile picture, by the way. Which one's that? If you have headphones on and you look very sensitive. Yeah. Let me see.

I'm blowing it up so everybody else can see it. But Sarah was really sweet towards me and I just got the shock model. I went to say, she said that she's going too fast. And I said, well, why blame it on me? Why just suddenly stopped talking to me? That's basically what happened. Yeah. Are you sure it's not a guy? No, absolutely not. I've actually, she's actually killed because of the message. Well, maybe she just needs a little space. Maybe you just got to give her a little bit of time, no? I think you should email her more. Yeah, maybe, but maybe just clarify with a couple dozen more emails.

I don't think you should email her. Where's Sean at the moment to see that? Sean's here, yeah. I've been talking, yeah. Okay. I can't find your song to Dr. Rachel, man. I think he got deleted. See, I look at that picture of him, and I'm like, that's a sensitive guy who doesn't threaten

women, you know? Yeah, but then he's saying shit like this to Varan. That's the problem. You can't you got to match the persona. All for Veronica. Veronica blocked my ass though. Yeah, good. Yeah. That's not really. That's not fair. Oh yeah, it's very fair. You're being an asshole to her and she's very hot. She can do whatever she wants. I don't disagree. No. All right. I can't get peach to call it. Let me try one more time with peach.

I'll tell her that she insult peach actually. Yeah. So you admit that? I said I'll hype your red peeps for a lot. That's what I said to her. Hmm. Sinad, I don't know why you have to bring color into it. What did you tell cripple Jesus that you would do?

Take a damn truck full of tears and dump it on the seas. Now that's funny. That's fun. If you can do things like that, people will like you more. Yeah, making fun of cripple Jesus. cripple Jesus, putting a dump truck full of tears, that's not really physically possible though, is it? No, but that's why it's funny. That's why it's funny.

See, you could actually cut fingers and tits off. That's why it's horrifying. Yeah, right. I can visualize that and be like, oh, yeah, isn't it? Women are afraid of that. But if you say I'm going to get a hundred gallons of dog seamen and spray it all over you with a fire hose, all over myself, say they. I think I think I know where you live. That's so funny.

That's frightening. Chris, that's an example of something that's right. That's so funny. That's frightening. Chris, that's an example of something that's frightening. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know where this guy's not knocking at his phone? Wait, didn't you write? Didn't you write my girlfriend a poem?

Her and Veronica? I did. Do you want to read it for us, please? I don't have it in front of me. We'll find it. We'll wait. Find it. I made a poem about Veronica about here about the fragrance fragrance she uses. Okay. Let's hear it. Roses are red

Fuck you. I made a I made a tweet towards Dr. Rachel. Why watch days of our lives when you can listen to Dr. Rachel? What does that mean? Hard hitting. Dr. Rachel is bold and the beautiful days of our lives and young and restless and send a barber or all grown to one. Okay, do you have the poem about my girlfriend or what? Just find them, I'm just scrolling down. I found it. Yeah, it's on August 7th. Here, I'm gonna put it on your Skype right now.

I don't know if I'll be out to hear it though. No, I'm gonna put it in the comments. I'm gonna put it in the chat there. You said you're gonna read it out though. No, you're gonna you're gonna read it. I just send it to you. Where? Oh, and the sky. And the answer the door in the mail. Oh shit, this one. Okay, just click on it. Just went on. I read it. I'll just said when it comes up.

You should have it. Oh yeah, I've got it now. You want me to read it out? Yes, yes. Dr. Rachel Pace Farts spells like 80s skill and Veronica's fragrance mix together, which is on sale at Target at $5 a bottle and its name, very 80s Veronica's snatch. That sounds like an advertisement. Don't you think it was funny, they?

That's intriguing. Yeah, there's something there. It is creative. All right, Chris, are you clear in the rules of this game? No, for everyone when you threaten with violent imagery or suicide, they get 10 bucks and you lose 10 bucks and if you can make it one week Yeah, yeah, and and look the other thing I'm concerned about a Female can actually send you a screenshot, but I have to have a date stamp and it to prove that it was between a certain time

Are they able to do that as well? Yes, I'll be very thorough in investigating these claims. Can he go negative? So once he hits zero, he's not going to go. I'm sorry, I regret it for future events. Yeah, I'm here. I like, I actually sit at Dr Rachel post. No, no, no, a lot of a lot of smell under way wash. He's at work. Yeah, I believe you All right, good bye Chris. Thank you for calling in bye. Bye. Bye. Bye Oh, what a wonderful man. Um, all right. I think we got a good yeah, we got to get going I think we've done. I'm sorry. We'll watch this doc. I really wanna watch this fucking documentary though. We had too much time. Yeah.

Do we have, do we have seven minutes? Play it. All right. Why are we here? Oh. I know you want to. So I'm making this documentary about how Dick Masterson's a bad person

and how I have to destroy him. You mess with the look of the camera, look at you. Either one. What else do you want to know? Just give us like a short background. How did you get here? Well, I rode my bike. Longer than that.

I rode my bike from far away. How did this all start? Your fight would dig. Oh, well, so he tricked me into hosting a podcast with him. And then I found out what a bad person he was and I canceled it and he just spent the last three years just harping on and harass and harassing me and and sending his stalkers and Talking about mean things on his podcast and tell people not to download my podcast and whatnot Yeah, so this is actually like this is a really this is a really expensive spot treatment a lot of people

You know, they come down here these alleyways and they get the natural rainwater and they can they you know, they put it on themselves. And it's you know, it exfoliates your pores, it really kind of opens everything up and gives you lots of um, makes you just kind of feel good and clean it stuff. Jesus. What are you doing? You're staying out here. Fucking fucking fucking getting out of here.

Jesus. Why do you do the documentary now? Why do you's documentary now? I just kind of feel like I'm at the top of my career, you know? I just wrapped up a very successful podcast. I just wrote a bestselling book. I stole a bunch of things to a bunch of studios. My video games I wrote for just finally decided

that it's not going to be for sale anymore. Oh, that's not good. Oh, no, that's great. You just think you don't understand. You see, for me, that's the best. We're going to be going to the floor to the 47th time. Yeah, he's playing to the floor. Super plus. Because I'm the greatest.

So the king ain't got shit on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah'm the greatest. King, he got shit on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. nailed it. Yeah. It's not failure. That's the opposite failure. I have the numbers on the book here. It doesn't, it didn't do too well. What is he? Why are you bringing everything against me? And the stack of the standards. He's like, I'm great. I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, I'm going to get him to tell me the bad things.

I think making beans. Oh yeah. He was hating something up one. Yeah, like free-basing, teaspoon at a time. There he goes. Oh, geez. Try to fill the documentary here. Oh, come on, I didn't turn the rule of life,

but I think fell on it. Maybe a great success. What was the question? Oh, good, the 99. The new evidence. New evidence. It's gonna bury you. It comes.

The real reason why I brought you here for the super duper super Dupurper, nuclear goss mom. Yeah, that's right. It's even bigger nuclear Goss bomb dick mattressin because you are her Oshima and I am Nagasaki number one I'm gonna run you, okay? Okay. And this, and this folder, I have the evidence that will permanently ruin Digmatch your sin if there is your real names, personal and professional reputation.

Now I didn't wanna have to do this. Dude, got the feed. I wanted to just let everybody buy guns, be buy guns, but then I couldn't do it anymore.'s so now after years of months of harassment from your fans and you I'm bringing it out 99.99% of this is brand all new brand new material. No one's ever seen before this isn't like my last book There was all recycled. See he's never gonna open it. You ready? He's never gonna open it. You ready?

Oh, camera. Okay, here we go. I've been collecting this stuff over years and years. Okay. Dick Masterson, it's a rape apology. Mm. Dick Masterson, withheld financial information from me. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Come on. Come on. Come on, do your mods. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Can we speed up to the, do your mods? Can we speed up to the Can we speed up to the Yeah, I got the new information, okay? Okay, okay, ready? On me, okay, ready? He has a rapist on ancient. He has fans that stalked and harassed me by posting stuff about me on the internet.

He made fraudulent ads on Reddit. He made a YouTube station that's all about defaming me. The new stuff. The new stuff. The new stuff. I'm trying to make a narrative here. Okay. Tell him down.

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