The Dick Show - Episode 169 - Dick on Lost Dogs

Episode Date: August 26, 2019

I'm at Burning Man. Awash in a sea of liquor and t*ts listening to the worst Boomer cover band in the world to use this WiFi.

How does my air look at least? Hmm. Well, it's okay. People have looked better than that, but people have looked a lot worse than that too, I guess. I don't know. This was one of those really rushed days. I don't know.

Let's see how this one goes. Cause we had. Well, it's a short week. It's a very short week. I'm so upset you're going to Burning Man. Why? I can't even tell you how upset I am. It's the most upset that you could possibly make me.

Oh, really? I can't think of anything more upsetting than you going to Burning Man. Why is that? I know I had plenty of advanced notice. Oh, yeah. I did give you plenty of advance, months of advance notice. Yeah, but you know what? It's still, it's just the principle of it.

You might say. I need you to take this podcast more seriously. Oh. Well, we can record in advance. That's not good enough for you. No. You're welcome to, you don't think just doing two a day, it's only an hour long pod and it's supposed to be only an hour long pod, only a three hour podcast.

We could do two, that's a normal one. It fucks with the voting. There's not enough votes that come in. We could record four different winners of voting in a really odd way instead of just waiting two weeks and revealing two winners at the same time. My fans know when it's contrived, Dick. Oh yeah.

How do you know? Have you ever met them? Do you ever do any kind of like meetups or anything like that? No, they're fucking idiots. Oh yeah. Well, you could record to somebody else for a week. No, then he'll get drunk. And then you'll be pissed when you get back.

Ha ha ha ha. It did get drunk. Mm. I loved it. I'm the unprofessional one. At the week I'm gone. It's a sloshy, slopp. And the sloppies shit show. I love that he was always on you for site security and updating the plugins and all that

kind of stuff. And then what happens? I think we all know. They lost their feed. Yeah. Very good, Sean. Well, I'll try to do whatever I can to accommodate you while I'm at Burning Man. Just, just apologize and mean it. Oh, I can't do that. Oh, you know me too well. I can't. All right, everybody. Let's do this thing. Yeah Yeah

Welcome to dead you want to get into your life you got it. It's a show where everything's a contest come to you live from Mountain Bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host Dick Masters. And AKA, $20 million man recently voted America's worst. Wingman 19 weeks running, I think it is Sean. Joining me is always his world touring LA based comedian, Sean, the audio engineer. Hello Dick.

Hey, what's up buddy? This is gonna be one of those days, it's been one of those days. It's one of those weeks. It has hit the ground run and ever since Minneapolis. Ever since Minneapolis, we came back in the fourth quarter. It's the fourth quarter of the year. I can feel it crushing down, not literally, of course,

but figuratively. For a lot of people it is. For a lot of people it is, this time of the year to me is always full of dread. I don't know why and I will never be able to shake it. I know that it's trained in me. It is the specific feeling of the end of summer and it's even more pronounced to me

dating and living with a teacher. It's even more pronounced to me that it's the end of life as we know it. It's the end of summer, even at work, even as a grown up, people take shit more seriously when summer's over. It's true, but God, especially for kids. It's been beaten into us since we were kids. It's like time to get serious, back to school shopping. Oh, I gotta go, oh fuck, it's like the dread

of not having your days to yourself anymore. The dread. I told my mom flat out, I was up in my parents' house for dinner yesterday. I said, you know, if you took my adult mind and you put it in a kid, oh God. Had me go to school for eight hours a day.

You know how getting, it caused people to retire. Getting shouted at, shouting at by adults for like sports and stupid shit, I would kill myself. I promise you, I wouldn't last two days in that mind. And there they go, we're throwing them back into it again. For God's sakes, at least, at least I hope there's a hot girl in your class,

or else you're done, or else there's no reason to even go to school. At least have that for the kids. At least, at least have that it's one step it should be mandatory. It should be a stepping stone to universal girlfriends, which is on the list. It's on the list if we're getting free college, free everything else. What on Maslow's pyramid of pretentiousness, what comes next, mandatory girlfriends, whatever costs, the money's not worth anything anyway. You know, you know these thoughts have a price, five bucks for the nudes, 50 bucks for dinner for a couple hours of your time.

You know there's a price, you know they've got a price and we've got lonely boys all over America, all over all over Mexico as well. Who need mandatory state sponsored girlfriends? And who we need? Government sponsored girlfriends. It's coming, Sean. Hmm. We can do it.

I think I'm lost. You're lost? I think I'm lost. I think I, I, I zoned out. You got to get a girlfriend. You're could do it. I think I'm lost. You're lost? I think I'm lost. I think I zoned out a little bit. You gotta get a girlfriend. You're entitled to it. You deserve, you deserve men. Oh, is that what it's gonna be?

It's all the entitlements? Yes, that's what I was thinking about. I was thinking about going back to school and then you killing yourself. You would last two days and then all of a sudden we were on state sponsored girlfriend. Yes, I need it. I need it.

One hot girl in every class. That is my vow to you. Oh, so there's two hot girls in one class. We're splitting them up. If there's one hot girl in a class and you don't have one in yours, I'm gutting the bitch in half. So you're talking, you're talking for school,

all of all through school. Yeah, and life. Okay. Don't have, there's not a hot chicken in your home. We're putting one in there. I don't care. I don't care what it takes. You gotta tell it in your house, right?

Government, put that there. I think basically universally, all men would pay that tax. If that's what it went to. Whatever it took. I go, yeah. Man, speaking of taxes, you know what makes me, you know what the,

it makes me the most rage about taxes? What's that? I have to do mine now. Yeah. I don't know, do you do that? Do you get the exception? Yeah, the October thing. Yeah.

Yeah. October surprise. Right. The worst thing about it is that like one forgetfulness, one forgotten expense costs you thousands of dollars. It is the sickest game, it is the sickest memory game of scavenger hunt between a total failure of an ought and you never get any assistance from your accountants. Oh, they say they will. But they're just trying to keep you,

they're just trying to fill out form. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I just wanna know, what's the maximum amount of money that I can say I spend? What do you mean, what did you spend? No, no, no, no, no. I don't think you're understanding me. I don't, do you not understand?

It's like the Jefferson Darcy thing, when he's talking to Al about his shit got ripped off in his dodge, you know, and he was telling him how to commit insurance fraud. Oh, yeah. And he's like, you know, no, you had this, he's like, and the salami, and he's like, Al, to salami. And then he gets it. Yeah.

Yeah. We have a shared bond of knowing all things married with children. It's just, it's worth that. The government mandated girlfriends are going of knowing all things married with children. It's just, it's worth of that. The government mandated girlfriends are gonna know everything about me with children. Yeah, yeah. I'll promise you that. Let me see, I don't know why I wrote this down,

Trump forgives student debt for disabled veterans. Isn't that nice for them? That Trump could just wipe out the debt for disabled veterans? Are you not a disabled veteran? No, but I'm a fuck you then. I'm gonna go to my local recruiting office and see if I can, you know,

shop with an axe, earn my way in there. Yeah. I had a whole thing last week about reverse reparations because I saw them. Oh yeah, yeah. I saw them on the LA Times

and I immediately got pissed off with them. I thought why am I pissed off? Everybody else gets them. Everybody for every ass and I reason in the book, all the car companies got them, all the boomers got them, fucking women get them. Now we got disabled, better free school forever. Where does it end? where does it end? Where does it end? Honestly, just, just give it to them. Give it to them forever. Give it to everybody.

Who fucking cares? The, the whole monetary system is on the way out. Trump's fat ass is drilling it down. It's drilling it down into the rubber sheet of gravity, uh, like a comet. Mm. He's taking it down on purpose, fuck it. Oh, uh, like a comet. He's taking it down on purpose, fuck it. Oh, everybody gets free money all day, every day. Meanwhile, if I don't remember,

if I don't remember what expense, oh, there's a check of the approximate cost of a hooker. Oh, there's another check of the approximate cost of a hooker. It's because it's a lot. Well, they's another check of the approximate cost of a hooker. It's because thanks a lot. Well, they're gonna squeeze the most productive in society. Oh, God. I mean, this is, I'm not even that productive. Monotarily.

Yeah. You're productive monetarily. God damn. Ah. I met a new dog this week. I thought my life was gonna change for the better. We picked up a loose dog. Oh, you did, they're driving around.

Yeah, no tags and everything. You were with 80s girl? Yeah, because you wouldn't have stopped that motherfucker. No, I do, I stopped for every dog. Yeah. I stopped for every dog I ever find, because my dog ran away when I was a kid a lot, and I was free count about it.

Which one? The little white one. Oh, the one that I knew? Yeah. Oh yeah, he had got all the time. I think live forever. He did live forever. Finally put it down. You know there's people that don't put their dogs down

when they get too old to climb up the stairs and stuff. Jesus. Yeah. They're just, I mean, so they just wait for them just to die. Hunter own. Just stop eating. And I mean, even back. And yeah, I mean, even back in the day, I think people were like, dude, he's just not, he's just suffering,

just you put a bullet in his head back in the day. You know what I mean? And yeah, they know a friend of mine just house sitting and the dog can't go up and down stairs. So she's gonna carry it up and down the stairs four times a day. I'm thinking, wait, am I crazy? Do there other people that don't just put the dog down

when it's time to go? I guess it depends. And that's an important part of life. Well, yeah. Establishing your human supremacy. I wonder, you know, it's our life and death. It depends on how far gone the dog is, you know? But. Inconvenience. Well, okay. That's it. Yeah, that depends on how far gone the dog is, you know, but

inconvenience. Well, okay. That's it. Yeah, that's one level. That's one level, yeah. But some people do keep, well, some people keep people and dogs along, or a live way too long for their own selfish reasons, frankly. Look, pretty much everything lives too long.

Yeah. 99% of it's going on too long. Let me see here. I got a misgendered robots. That's a real thing. We're talking about not enough black robots, and then they don't know what. Miss gendering of a borderlands three character can get you banned from their forums. Refer a robot named Flack as he, referring to a robot named Flack as he, instead of they, is offensive and can lead to a ban

because it violates the rules on hate speech according to a moderator. Of not even a robot, a virtual robot? Well, what's the difference? Well, what do you mean? No, I mean a video games robot. A video game, yeah, it's another step removed from the real world is what I'm saying.

Oh yeah, it's quite a big leap removed. One small step for one giant leap for insanity, misgendering a robot in Borderlands 3 and they can get you booted from. Yeah. I don't think that they is ever gonna catch. I really think that the pronoun they is a step too far for the brain. They're gonna have to get us eating bugs I really think that the pronoun they is a step too far

for the brain. They're gonna have to get us eating bugs and living in garbage cans before anybody starts using the they pronoun because never in my life have I referred to anyone as a they. So much so that I refer to even things, like mechanical things that I use every once in a while as a he or a she, but never a day, it's an it. Never, ever, ever have I used a day for a singular thing?

And I don't think it's, I don't think that's trainable. Do you, have you ever used a they to refer to somebody instead of a he or she or an it or a that? Not that I can recall and I certainly wouldn't make a habit of it. I mean, that would be completely against my habits. That would be harder than sending a birthday card. That'd be harder than sending Christmas cards.

Yeah. That's the level. That's, I, that's impossible as far as I know. But that's a very specific. I don't think it's actually been done. Christmas cards. Yeah. No. I don't think that, I think people make those and then put them on their own front door or whatever or fridge. Oh, yeah. I don't think anyone's ever sent anybody a Christmas card. I make them and I usually send them out around May or June by the time I get done with them. That's about, that is a certain level of effort that it takes, that a lot of people cannot do.

Like you have to have a nuclear family unit to be able to send out a Christmas card. The amount of wasted effort it takes. I mean, who has one of those? No, living in a garbage can, no. And they is slightly above that. The pronoun they never gonna happen. But so watch out for that, Sean.

I'm watching. Don't mess up your robot pronouns. I don't wanna get banned from border lands or whatever it is. Is that what it is? Yeah. Here's the reverse reparations thing that I brought in. Reverse reparations. I'm gonna need to know more, because I'm...

I think it's just, actually, I think it's just reparations. I think I wrote reverse reparations for some reason, because it's from the opposite group and from what you think, you know, to... No, it's what you'd think. Oh. You know what I did find? You know what, here's what actually makes me curious. So we found this dog. We found this dog running around the street, this nice cute little chocolate lab and took

it in. And in my mind, I'm going through the process of, we're never going to get this thing out of here. Like this is, some Mexicans came up and dropped this off in an affluent area up the hill. So the dog got there. It looks like a purebred dog. Oh yeah. Yeah, purebred, I don't know if chocolate labs,

it looked like a purebred lab that we knew. Well, if it, if that thing goes to a shelter, they, the purebreds get snapped up immediately. Yeah. Oh yeah. I started building my life around this stupid dog because we had it for a day. We found it wandering around the street.

And then 80s girl took it around for a walk and found the somebody directed us to the actual owner around the street. So it's from up here. Yeah, it's from up here. She drops it off. And the owner gives a look like, oh yeah, okay. Oh, what's the door? I'm not concerned. Yeah, what's going on? Well, is this your fucking dog? It's like, oh yeah. Okay, what must have got out? Like, yeah, he must have got out, huh?

Yeah. And then he goes, dog goes in and she, the owner calls it like, come here Mo, and we had guessed the name. We went through all of the sounds that dog names start with, like, I'm trying to guess it and it was going nuts with them. So we guess and we're like, oh my God. Yeah.

That's the dog's name. Totally react. We fucking guessed it. She goes, huh? Like, that's not weird to you. That people found your dog and then guessed your fucking dog's name. That's not like that's not shocking to you at all. What what shocks you? What actually what actually peaks your interest? What do you have on your favorites? Turn out what are you watching on your TV

right now? Did you have a lobotomy? Did you shove a Q tip into for guess the dog's name? When has when have you ever heard anything like that before in your life? Well, and I also found your dog. No, can, oh, must have got out. Yeah. Okay. Well, you really put that one together. Glad we brought it back. Yeah. Oh, yeah, reparations. Here it is. Slavery's descendants say a reparations check won't make the pain go away. The pain of what? Slavery? Is that the that can't be right? Well, I mean, I don't know. Five years before the first shots of the Civil War rang out from the harbor here, blah, blah, blah, and a business partner. Their merchant dives with slaves. Oh my God, the finest adult male could fetch up to 1600 a piece

and 49,000 bucks in today's dollars. The most able-bodied woman could sell for 1400. I didn't know that. 50 grand. I never do it. Every slave, that's a, well, the best. Yeah, that's a lot. That's like a two-car fan, like you go around here.. I'm thinking like who's actually who's actually to blame here?

Follow my logic on this one. Okay. That's the price of a car a $59,000 right do you ever have do you ever see a two car family with just another brand new car floating around with just another brand new car floating around. It's a pretty significant investment, wouldn't you say? Yeah. That's like a Saudi level investment. Like we got cars, I got a second house. I mean, a two car family with a third car, just sitting there.

With a third car, just sitting there. Not usually. No. There are people who have that, and they're way above us. Way up on the top. Normally. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Now I'm thinking it's not so crazy after all. What's not so crazy? The reparations idea. Oh, so this is getting floated around. Is there like that there, are they talking about cutting checks? Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I pulled some. That sounds weird to me. Yeah, it does. I pulled some. That sounds weird to me. Yeah, it does. I pulled some stats out. So it's like the whole social equality thing didn't really work. So we'll just start writing checks.

We'll just start writing checks. That even it up. I mean, I think we have to. If everybody in college is getting a check and all the disabled veterans are getting a check and all the disabled veterans are getting a check and all the boomers are getting a check, how the fuck is anybody else supposed to, we have a free money gap. But everybody but like, you know, 20 to, you know, 50 year old white guys right gets a check. Is that what's going to happen? Unless they go to college. Oh,

and they get a big old check. Oh. Only if you do, you only don't get a check. I'm gonna go sign up for the military. If you do me, I'm a laborer. I'm gonna sign up for the military and then immediately go to college. Yeah.

Roughly half the two dozen or so Democratic contenders said they, oh, I see here. Who'd that? Chris the Kiwi. And Los Angeles black household wealth is about a tenth Sanders said they, uh, oh, see who that Chris the Kiwi. Oh. And Los Angeles black household wealth is about a 10th of that is white households. Yeah. According to a report, blah, blah, blah.

Similar wealth gap holds true in Metro Charleston where 40% of black children live below the poverty line. Roughly half of the two dozen or so Democratic contenders have said they support House Bill 40, which would set up a reparations commission. Several have pitched proposals costing up to half a trillion dollars. Okay, this, this just seems so stupid. Why? I mean, at this point, at this point, point taken, yes, free school, free grades, 13, 14, 15, and 16 to everybody. You know it's happening. You fucking know that it's gonna happen.

I don't think the problem is that their ancestors were slaves. I think it's the fact that they never, they have never been given the same opportunities or a fair shake in regular society. Like that's just saying, like, oh, we'll just, you, okay, you get to hit from the ladies' teas or something because we've, yeah, because we've given up on that. It's like, it seems like a defeat. Americans are split, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I don't even know anymore though. So just like, I really don't know anymore. I can't even, in my mind, keep track of the amount of free money that's flying around these. Americans are split along racial lines on the question, oh, what a surprise. On the question of whether to give direct payments to slave descendants. I mean, no. It's just not.

It's not that. It's not that. It's not that. It's not that. Like just ready made for corruption too. Oh. I mean, it's just another, you know what we should do? We should just figure out, we should give it to one guy and let him figure out how to

divvy it up. Man. And then as soon as they can pick which guy gets it, then we'll write a half a trillion dollar check, but that's what they gotta do first. Oh, it's crazy. Oh, here he is! In the flash.

This guy. Mr. Count Dracula. How you doing? How are you? I'm not dealing with a seat very well, man. I saw you posting about our beautiful son. Yeah. Shooting all over it. Yeah. No, it's not a guy. I'm not dealing with a seat very well, man. I saw you posting about our beautiful son. Yeah. Shooting all over it.

Yeah. No, fuck it. I'm with you. Fuck us on. Fuck it, hate it, man. Yeah. I've been hiding out in my room with the AC. You tonned on.

Oh, yeah. I love it. I can't deal with it. Yeah. No, I'm not made for this climate either. We just come and huddle up in here under this AC. Yeah. Yeah. How else?

How has the guns been treating you in America? I love that. You love it. I was like, we went to Chicago, but we had to drive to Idaho because the AC is just better there. Yeah. And got to fire a bunch of guns and everything in the guy that worked in the gun range actually knew who it was.

So he was like, let me try a bunch of shit and just made my day card, man. Like, honestly, like, fucking brilliant. Like it was just, it was a culture shock just walking in a store and seeing all these guns on the wall. And I was, yeah, it was just weird because we've nothing like that. No, it's awesome. They're getting away with, they're getting rid of those too. Like the dick sporting goods and Walmart, they're all trying to not, they're all trying

to wheeze a lot of carrying guns. Yeah. I fucking sucks because it is so cool to walk in and just see like a full rack of gun. Because the crazy minority is, you know, is the most vocal. Yeah. Yeah. What else? What else? What do you been doing when you're out here? I've done a few podcasts and stuff like that. There were a few people who just sort of had a chat and hang out. I decided to go for a walk down sunset, eastwards, which was a... It's going to be exciting. I was growing, yeah. Everything was all nice and fraries and all that stuff. And then the more and more I walked down, just changed and I was like, I'll kill those tents, there's a needle. I'm going to go to you and I know because I've had so much about it. I know. Don't shit on it. Don't don't don't even not praise it. Look, you motherfucker.

But don't say it's overrated. Are you going to say it's overrated? I'll read the tweet that I was everyone knows my stance. Nobody, nobody is blown away the first time within and out. It's this, no. It's the second or third time that you go, okay, I get it, it's weird, because I had the same experience. I was like, what's everybody fucking raving about? And then the second time, you go, you go, okay, it has a thing that nothing else has.

It's just, it's unique. And it's good, but it's not, I don't know, yeah, people just, people rave about it. People defend it to the death. No, it's great, I love it. I love it, I love it. But it's like, you know, it's, it's not something that changes your life.

Like some people seem to, this is Sean by the way, I don't know if you remember. We've talked on it. How do our homeless compared to Scotland's homeless? That's, I love every city that we go to I like Inspecting the local homeless popular. There's just freeze to death. Yeah, yeah, they've went also that bad You know everything went up comes. It's just a reset button Tonzo moment is statues and the next you'll be starting a car goils

Yeah, you can stack them around town. Yeah, exactly Some of them even try and strike a cool pose. You know, sort of can go. Yeah, best death ever. Yeah. Yeah. As I go into our hooters. Yeah.

Yeah. Disappointing, that's the right, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I see because of the weight it's portrayed over in Scotland. It makes a sound like that. Oh yeah, yeah. And I went and I went and went, those kids in here.

One of the weightresses who's fucking pregnant as well. Oh yeah, that's great. I posted it online going to my hittles and my wife so I needed me right away because she believed this and hype is me. And people were tagging my wife and I was like, I don't fucking snitch on me. I saw that too.

What are you doing? Mother fuckers. She got pissed. I actually had to take pictures of inside to go to North. To prove how lame it is. Yeah, there's no time to use those kids and kids. Yeah, it's, I don't think Hooters are going to family-friendly restaurant now. It has been a cool thing to go to in like 20 years.

No, that's a disappointed. Yeah, yeah. What more disappointing, Hooters are in and out. Hooters, right? I'll probably say hooters, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Even the food was shut. Oh, yeah. It was well.

Yeah. Let's see, Levi Clay told me to ask you how it feels to know that he's rubbing one out on your chair right now. Yeah. Yeah. I know that he's been in my house. He's already been sniffing through my magic the gathering collection because I've got cards that he wants and now that I'm not there to guard them.

He's went through all my shit and probably threw all in the wrong order and all that because he does that. He goes in and I have room and just helps himself to shit. He does? He's one of those guys. Jake likes that guy even more now. I am that guy.

One of these clothes are mine. These shorts aren't mine. Are you playing Magic right now? Are you on the new set? I play quite a lot of Magic here. Dude, I missed the last three sets. When you're not in that training. Yeah, no, it's good though, but the only problem is see because loads of people try and get me banding stuff

and they play under a fake name. I know, man. Band from real life or band from the internet? I've not been band, yeah, it's just that I knew people would try and do because they did it to, you know, the quarter in Jeremy Hamlet, and so I just went, I'm just going to immediately register under a fake name. The problem is, I'm not going to say what it is, but it's a big SQW person. And it's like, when I book any hotels and shit, I use their name.

And all that, so, you know, if anything. I'm going to find her a fake name or a hotel. Yeah, I do. It's NISTJW guy. Yeah, I'm not going to say that it is, but see whenever I'm at like a tournament or whatever and the name gets called and I sat across for the person, they're looking at me going. And I'm like, are they a magic play? Oh, you they know them.

They know me. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm not setting up and I'm introducing myself with this completely different name in the let. Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton. Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton. Yeah. Yeah, I would let Clinton. Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton. Yeah. Yeah, let me win a little suicide. Oh, yeah.

What do you think about that? I love the people who are who still think it's just a pedophile that got killed. The Epstein guys who like, yeah, see, and no one feels bad that he's dead. Yeah, what do you do? Yeah, we all do. Yeah, really do. Right. We can get to the end of that story.

We can get to the end of that thread. We. We can get to the end of that story. We're going to end the end of that thread. It's a lot more to pull. Yeah. I'd have been, I'd have been fine if we kept him nice and safe and comfy in his cell with TVs and all that shit, you know, but the guy up because it would have made me come to 100s more.

When you guys see the rock, you put him up in a big penthouse with a shower and a shave and a new suit and keep him up there for just let him live in the Let him live in the penthouse in Vegas. Let him live at the top of Trump tower for fuck's sake. Get some more info out of them. Right. There are a lot of people that actually go, no, no, it's very, it's totally plausible. They committed to this fuck you. No, he didn't. That's the thing.

That he was in that room where he had nothing to hang himself up. He be a pampered bro called bro bones and he's neck. He's certainly not. Yeah, no cameras, no, I mean, he wasn't on suicide watch after he had been on. I mean, it's just, it's stupid not to think he was killed. Another thing I don't know if this has been confirmed yet. I read it, but I don't know if it's true. A pampered guy that carried out his autopsy was this really old guy and he's eighties and it's the same guy that did JFK

and Martin Luther King. And it's like, oh, why did you see that particular guy? Why didn't he's and it's the same guy that did JFK and Martin Luther King and it's like, why did you see that particular guy? Why didn't he just let me do it? Why didn't he do it out in public? Like, you know, there's one of their hundreds of thousands of M.E.s around the nation, right? Yeah, yeah. You got that. You had to get that guy to kill up.

He's the guy. He just so happens to have done some other sketchy ones in the past as well. And you that guy, you just had to get that guy to kill up. He's the guy. It just so happens to have done some other sketchy ones in the past as well. And you that guy, you just had to do it. Like even if you're really doing your job, couldn't you just say, why don't you guys just get somebody else to do it? It's very suspicious to have me doing it.

Yeah. Oh, you mean? Like, stop saying stupid shit, just do it. Just fill out the form. So are you gonna move here? No, fuck that. Why? I like it, but I love my country too much.

What do you love about it? There's the Islam, the CCTV, the knife collection. Love that, yeah. I hate knives, I love. Bat, bannis salt, butter knives, you know that, yeah. No, that's a real thing in Scotland we used to be the knife cream cap, we were the muddor cap, well that's what the glass goes smile, man.

Like that's, oh really? That's a good one. That's a good one. That's not the glass goal, but then we had that record for a while, but then we get beaten by crackdown Poland, you know, fucking Poland's taking our jobs under achievements. Well, they're just funny, they are like the immigrants

in the UK, and Mexicans all look very Polish in the UK. These Mexicans, you got putting up your drywall, look very Polish. Yeah. There's like, many appellists, dude, no, but nothing could prepare me for the amount of Somali. Yeah, you didn't know that was a big Somalian place. Yeah, you didn't know that either. Yeah, I don't know.

I did. All the Mexicans there look very similar. It's like Somali food, Ethiopian food, every single person there is going to the liquor store down the street from us was like a scene from Black Hawk Down. Like they're swarming, and they're just having a big party in the parking lot. Same people were there every time I saw from one day to the next.

It was weird. Yep, it was nothing, I guess nothing about that, but it was strange. You love your country too much to move here. I do, I like the people. We're still 96% white and the reason for it is because... What, what, what, what, what would you say that? Right, right, right, I've not been the reason for it, is it?

What kind of podcast have you been doing? We don't actually have the problem with lots and lots of immigrants in Scotland because they come, realize that there's no jobs in the weather's terrible and they leave and go to England. That's a thing. Oh, yeah. Because they can come to Scotland just in, obviously the United Kingdom's all one place. They can live anywhere they want in it.

They just don't come to Scotland. They try and come, realize how bad it is. And then go back to England, no joke. That's a big problem we have here. It's too nice. It's too nice every day. So everybody comes here and then they wake up thinking that they did everything right the day before because it's so beautiful and God has bestowed this weather on them and they just continue acting like assholes. Oh, fuck this way. I hate it, man. I can't

do this. I think it's over 80, 80 degrees. It's, I'm, I'm starting to get pissed off. Yeah, I'm not born and raised here. I am not made for this weather. I've got to live where it's colder. Um, Philippe Greeny's wanted me to ask you, uh, what is something you would come on if you could? What? I don't know. I don't know. Preferably a woman, probably. A woman. Yeah, I thought you had that. You have any specific women in mind?

My wife. Oh, sorry, guys. Yeah. Nice question, Levi. What the fuck is that? The leaping. The leaping. Yeah.

Sean Salis says, can a Brit be arrested or a God can be arrested for stuff they said while in the United States. Oh, we'll find out when I go about. No, wait, I've said some stuff. Are you saying a bunch of Nazi stuff while you're here? Yeah, I've said some stuff. I was like, I don't know what it's free. You know, I just started screaming at the end, what did the ill-portions go off the

table? That would be the last place to do it. Yeah, I'm in the airport. Maybe a country club. Get along with everybody. Coming to high. That's where you Get along with it. Coming to high.

That's where you want to do it. Yeah. Now you're cool to travel and all that kind of stuff, obviously. Like what's it? I didn't know where you got it. You got it. You got it Australia. Where your whole case and everything ended up.

I did get stopped on the way in. You got really cool to wait at the little room and stuff like that. Yeah. Did they give you the, no, they never give me any of that. They were just asking me a bunch of questions. Like, and they were like, are you here for work? And I went, no of that. They were just asking me a bunch of questions. And they were like, are you here for work? And I went, no, I'm not getting paid for anything.

I'm fucking doing the other thing. Are you right here? I just made a lie. No, don't mind. But I was just telling jokes and making them laugh. And the guy just veiled away from his questions and was just asking me about Scotland. And then he just went, stamp a phone and went, yeah,

go on, fuck off. Do you know who you were? Did went, stamp a phone and then, yeah, go on fuck off. Do you know who you were? Well, did he know who you were? No, they didn't. I think if they did though, I wouldn't have gone. I don't know. I don't know. I think they wouldn't have given a fuck.

I think that we all liked that, I think everyone in America liked the Nazi pug thing. Yeah. I think so. I mean, maybe I'm fucked, but the dog is the dog is cute, so all the women in the country are for it. Some people just say W's didn't like it. Some people. Yeah, they think I'm super ultra mega hot.

They still make the argument that I was secretly trying to spread my Nazi views through the medium of a pug. Like that's no? Maybe a good way to do it. Because there are fine examples of the master race. Right, it's a pug. Because the mums are in the fucking eels and every waking moment for them is suffering. You can't examples of the master race. Right, it's a pug. Because the mungs are in the fucking eels and every waking moment for them is suffering.

You can't be considered the master race if you can be killed by your own nose. Yeah, their blood pressure is so high, their eyes are bugging out. That's why they do that. I don't know, they got a pituitary disorder. So I mean, they're a fuck, they're a fuck breed. You can't put the collars,

you put on them, you put a body harness on them, you can't put a collar, because their eyes pop out their head. You feel on the, yeah. They can't breathe, because their a body harness on them, you can't put a collar because their eyes pop out on the head, you feel on the, yeah. They can't breathe, because their noses are so smashed, they can't, they literally cannot take in, they can overheat in like just average weather. That's the thing, it's like a bulldog. You never need to see, where's the dog?

You can hear where it is. You can hear him, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well I tried to have a dog here for you tonight to train, to indoctrinate, but it was taken, it was taken by the owners yesterday. Stolen.

Yeah, it's been horrible. I had my whole life planned out as a dog guy and a family guy, and then losing it, like I can't make the decision on my own to go on that route, and I have to look, like get tricked into it. I'm finding a dog, like, I'm okay. I have a little deal with God that I'm not gonna try

to be good, but if something good comes right in front of me, I'll do it. Yeah, yeah. So, he's sent me the dog. All right, I'll get the dog and start a family and all this shit, but I can make a choice. The Lord, take it the way. I was a place to it. the Lord, take it the way. I was a big sit. Yeah.

You got to resist as long as possible. Yeah. That's the secret to life. Okay. Resist being good as long as possible, because once you go good, you can't go back. Yeah. Huh. How's marriage?

It's pretty much. Congratulations. Thank you. It's the exact same. It's the exact same. Yeah, except when Chili's manoshia gets half my shirt. Half of your what? Half my magic counts. No, but it she leaves me now, she gets half my shirt. Half of your what?

Half of my magic cards. But that's the thing. They make this. Same over there too, huh? They make this huge deal about it and you've got the wedding and people and family and everything and you wake up the next day. Now what? You're just sitting in the couch, like eating cereals and you're like, like, nothing fucking

changed. We're still doing exactly what we would have been doing anyway. It's just a facial now. We just we decided to get the government involved. Right, right, we formed a corporation. Yeah. Do you guys play magic together? No, she's not interested. We don't have any similar hobbies.

That's good. We do. No, we love playing magic together. No, no, no, I'm not talking about magic. You don't want to have all the same hobbies oh yeah well she doesn't eighties girl doesn't like uh... masturbating to hen ty for three hours to the time so that's i mean we don't have a lot of it but she wants to lay next to and talk to you that we don't have that hobby in common in the

room sorry would even do and sent you into a conference uh... went to the national conference and men's issues. Basically it was issues. In this issue, the erectile dysfunction, fat women, prostate cancer, prostate cancer. It was men's rights activists like Milsu, say, that and all that. But math, it was quite funny because one of the things that says a lot of megtos there as well, these are the guys that don't want anything to do with women or anything like that.

That's a rough contingent, I gotta say. But there was a guy that was there that was a pick-up artist, which I didn't understand. Like, why is a pick-up artist speaking in my toes? You know, that's like a butcher comedy, a vegan convention. Like, nobody's buying what you're selling. I think you've got made fun of so much that you left. What was his name? I can't even remember.

I don't know, but it's just like... They're like almost magicians. They're like the pre-evolved, pre-evolution of a magician. You look like a magician. Like Pikachu right you, he's like a PUA and then a magician. Yeah. Um, did he have any tips? No, I didn't speak to him, that wasn't interesting. Like, I don't really care.

It's just, see when you look at him, you're like, yeah, you look like a PUA. Yeah. He's just, they've got that look, you know, with a dangly eating and all that. They're be cocking. Yeah, something. Yeah. I don't think their shit works anymore. Ever since cell, ever since smartphones,

I don't think that you can get women's attention by shitting on them. Like, they have a device that shits on them 24-7. Whatever you say is probably the nicest, even if you try your hardest, you dig deep to say something shitty They got like 10 people tell them and their nose is too big for their face online Did you drive past the Roosevelt? How can you don't sweat much for a fat girl compete with telling them their nose is too big, right? Did you go past the road? Did you drive down sunset?

Yes, I don't know about the Roosevelt is. It's so right in high. Right in the fucking tourist central, right in tourist central. I was there drinking and there was a homeless spider man and Batman who's all those all those fuckers. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. One woman with a giant fucking C-section scar with her top that doesn't go down. And I mean, they're rough. Those superheroes are fucking rough down there, right?

Shout in there trying to make a buck, man. I know. But they may, at any given time, one of them may have a real knife, you know? Yeah. The incredible Hulk used to live near me down there. Really? Every once in a while I'd sync up my walk with him.

He was going to work. I'd be walking somewhere for lunch, something like that. And he'd be, it was his black dude, he'd have his whole cans and be all like smeared green all over me, he just looked so fucking depressed. And I was like, oh buddy. Yeah. Right, standing next to the guy with the fucking

McCahn, his shoulder, standing next to the guy with the fucking giant python around his neck. Yeah, it's a horrible city that you have here. I've noticed that, I've noticed that like, the bat that I was staying in and then everywhere else is just completely different. It's almost as if the police gives special attention to the bit that I'm in and everywhere else can go fuck itself.

I'll be there carefully. When I walked in and out, there was a guy literally just sitting right in the middle of the pavement just shooting up. Shooting up. Which to be fair reminded me of home. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's good. The train spot was a documentary.

Yeah, the city's. Yeah, I guess. Um, the cops will take each other's homeless and try to drop them off. That's true, too. Yeah, yeah, they'll be, they have a little game where they'll pick a homeless up in Santa Monica and bring them downtown and then pick one up from downtown

and bring them, it's a good, they tag them. It's like a cultural exchange program. Well, because you got Venice, which is technically part of the city of LA, right next door to Santa Monica, who have their own PD. Yeah. So like they're, yeah, it's just like, oh, right across the streets, Venice. Was that your friend, the cop, who told me this story that he saw the murder victim? Yeah, maybe.

The homeless guy. The homeless guy. The homeless guy. The homeless guy. The homeless guy. The homeless guy. The better though. The murder victim was right. Well, he's with the he was with the sheriff's department and then LAPD They were contracted by the area of Linwood. So sheriff's department Patroled Linwood which is everywhere around his LAPD. Yeah So they found I guess they they found a homeless guy who they thought was like passed out in the middle of the road turns out He had so much clothes on you couldn't see that he had been like destroyed by a shotgun, right? Oh tell you like they thought was like passed out in the middle of the road, turns out he had so much clothes on.

You couldn't see that he had been like destroyed by a shotgun, right? Oh, tell you. So it was like, he's in there and he's laying. I guess right in the middle of Firestone Boulevard or Avenue, which is down there. And I guess literally one side of the street is LAPD and the other side is, so I guess the sheriff's department rolled over to the LAPD side or something. This is the 80s. There are no cameras.

There are no any. I'm sure the cameras were really fucked up their plan. Maybe. But they got it only the camera you do. And LAPD was there because somebody reported it or whatever to both of them. They're like, oh no, you don't, you fuckers. He's yours. Because, you know, and that's,

he also was the one who told me that it's a lot, if there's a shooting, they hope that the person dies because it's a lot less paperwork. I believe that. Yeah. That's absolutely the best equivalent of your neighbor's dog shits in your garden, so you pick it up and throw it back in the head.

Yeah. That my fuck's sake. So what was the, what was the men's rights? Are you a men's rights, are a men's conference speaker now? I just went there to speak, see, because people are always trying to like, shot them down, get their events canceled. I mean, like, while the conference has gone on,

there was people calling the hotel. I saw something about that. Yeah, it says, take down MRAs account. You know, he's one of those male feminists, where if I defend, no, no, no. We call them rapists, yeah, potential rapists. They prove again and again, to be the fucking CDest ones, man.

Male feminists, they just get in there so they can fucking fuck a man that's. Yeah. Oh, I mean, how could it not happen that way? Like they already have a kind of weakness to like go along with it. They're all Dennis from Always Sunny. Yeah.

I mean, they're surrounded by women too. Even a non male feminist surrounded by women. How could they control themselves for that long? I don't know. I remember that time when there was like almost every three days, there was a new one. Oh yeah. And there was people that were wanting to make videos, only all these new male feminist rapists that were coming out, but they kept having to delay their videos because a new one,

getting announced, and they're sitting there going, you know what, just call me when it's over and they don't make a lot of training. It was like they're not having an accident in like one day to the hour. I really can't post in those memes, another one. Another one. Because it was rampant. It was an awful lot. A lot of people got in fact, the guys that were in charge of ice, he was getting

investigated as well. Oh, did he? Sexual assault. It's not a surprise. Well, you've seen them. You've seen the women here. Have you seen the women here in LA? Have you seen enough of them?

He's married. He doesn't look. He doesn't see women at all. No. They're like that. I have titty blindness, no, that I'm happy. We throw your subscriber count down in front of them. Sorry. You know, snaps or whatever they do now.

No, most of my snapchat is people's balls because I for a joke, I think that I was funny, like post my balls on my Twitter. People's testicles. Yeah, okay. I post my balls on my story, thinking I was funny, you know, I just think of job logs going home for a block going, oh, Daniel is updated this story. I posted my balls on my story thinking I was funny, you know, you know I just think of job logs going home for work going. Oh, Daniel is updated the story I hope you obviously cute dog and then it's my balls and I thought that was funny

But then I realized that thousands of people would start doing it bite them in yeah So now I'm sitting on my snapchat just going ah Waiting is your platform. Yeah, no, that one's bike filed. Good, good. You should check that out. You got a lump there. Good, good, good. My brother-in-law did that.

I left my phone unlocked over your past. Posted a hashtag. Too many. Take a picture of his like asshole with a full fruit basket down there. It's like, what the fuck is this? She had a deal with him. Now I have this, he's like, I don't care.

All right. Well, you should care. What else did they do at your conference? Did you see Sargan there? Yeah, he was there. Do you bring a milkshake? No, everyone for a joke brought a bunch of milkshakes and I had it and I was really, really tempted

to drink it and finish it, but run up to him and throw it and all that. But it's he if he'd seen it with me, he would have known I wasn't really gonna do it. Yeah. So I wanted to be sort of, I shouldn't say. Sillo with Ken Fettier, something and throw it.

Should have done that. I should have. What do you think happened with you, Kip? What are your thoughts on you, Kip, and the whole election? I was, I've known it. It was the main thing that screwed his over was Farage leaving and he's going to do his own thing because he has Mr Brexit.

Like he has Mr Brexit and it's like the number one political topic in Britain. So basically when he went, you know, I'm going to, I'm going to go and do my own thing, like everyone followed him, like everyone just stopped caring about you, Kip, even though farage was, you know, the guy they built up you kept it after the Brexit vote went through and was finished. Farage pretty much completely left the party and spirit. He was still a member. He would still sometimes go to events, but he wasn't wasn't doing anything else like for the party. Now, it doesn't

Scotland is a whole wants to stay, don't they? Yeah, yeah, so, it's Scottish independence party is, uh, funny and off-ray, they want Scotland to be its own independent country. Yeah. And they're called the Scottish national party, and don't let that national party feel you. They are left-wing as fuck, right? And basically they want Scotland to become independent and then rejoin the European Union, which means, which means that, which means that,

which means that the argument they always gave us, we don't want England to say no laws. We want law. We want people who are nothing like us. Yeah, so no, so no independence. Well, there's a history there, right? So they're like, just, we're separate from England and anybody else.

Yeah, look at the English. It's like a proper divorce. Like, I don't want my wife fucking me. I want some new girl. I know nothing about fucking me. God, that's dumb. Yeah, that's really dumb. They really don't like it when you point that out.

Like, I'm all for real independence. Well, you know, we're on country, we don't answer anyone. But they're like, I think it's because they know that economically they can only need the EU. Yeah. country, we don't answer anyone, but they're like, I think it's because they know that economically, they kind of need the EU. Yeah. And all that. Does the average person need the EU?

Like, I could understand a country needing the EU, but the average person, what the fuck difference does it make? You're just a guy they're doing, either have a job or not. I know, the EU just won't irregular, absolutely everything. Like, honestly, the amount of laws that they've passed, that all the countries are subject to stupid things,

like the funniest one was they passed regulation for how long candle makers are allowed to make their wicks. Because you know, that was an extremely hot topic, yes, serious shit. And it's just, there was other stupid ones as well, well, see how you get park rangers, like park rangers that basically, you know, guard the forest and all that type of stuff.

They want to actually launch a specific, like an actual police unit for the forest, like they'll have arresting powers and shit. So we have those, fucking tree police. Do they have arrest powers though? Oh, fuck yeah. Like, I mean, there's people who work like the Alaskan troopers and shit like that,

who patrol the Rangers. Yeah, like I don't think your average park ranger has a rest power, but there's definitely a better show. You run into one definitely tree cops in this in this country. Yeah. I mean, definitely forest cops for real. I was I forget what I was reading, but it was done.

It was something like you guys had a law. They ride bears through the, they do. They ride bears with twin AR 15s. Yeah. You had a law where you couldn't hunt in the forest, and that was illegal. That is start hunting in the cities and schools in places like that.

Oh, yeah. The laws that we've got are stupid. Like if you are on someone's land, you need their permission. If a person owns a land and you kill an animal on their land and without their permission, you're poaching. So that's a leave. Even if it's their wife. Even if it's their wife or a children or anything like that. The other thing as well is as far as hunting goes, you're not allowed to hunt where bone arrow because it's identified as cruel and unusual for the animal. So, you know, which is pretty much what we did for hundreds of thousands of fucking years,

but you're not allowed to do it. I love the line of cruelty that we have for animals. Sure, yeah, but the, you know, hello, slow, slow is completely fine. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Meanwhile, we've got people, we've got people who've grown together downtown. Our homeless, they just pile on top of each other to a big blob, like the end guy in limbo.

We've got so many of them. Reaking of made of more typists than man. We don't know what to do. We don't know what to do with them, but God, we've got to save all these animals. We've got to end to do. We don't know what to do with them. But God, we've got to save all these animals. We've got to end all the cruelty to the animals. I don't know why that always. That's specifically always an always made that we've got so many. We don't take care of so many homeless people and someone will still sit there and go, well, I've got

to go to the dog shelter for eight hours today and really help these creatures. It's because they, well, because they really want them to suffer. They're going to be the dogs. They don't see the people. Those people who are, they don't see the people, you know, in their daily lives. I think it's also because of dogs not going to stab you and give you HIV. I mean, not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

The first dog who does is going to really fuck it up for the rest of the dog. It really is. Let me see what else I got here. I asked people what they wanted me to talk to you about. Mostly, it's a bunch of bullshit. Have you ever done a cable toss? A cable toss? No.

No, not that. Why not? That seems like so much fun. I think the Highland games are not a really big thing. However, see Scottish culture. You'll find Americans that are of Scottish descent that know far more about Scottish culture than your average Scotsman. They just don't make a big deal out of it. Like, say for example, the Scottish National Party, we were talking about there, quite big on the culture, which I agree with them on, and our, our old languages,

Gallic, it's the old, uh, Scots, Scots language language, as a rational language. And they decided to overgrrew pay millions and millions of pounds to like change all the street signs, play signs and city signs with the English name and then underneath it, the Gallic name and a slag, no one fucking speaks it. No one speaks it. Millions of pounds to change all that when nobody speaks the language. Oh, they did it. Yeah. They're really needs to be like a get a job or just go as goes around and finds these stupid ideas. So you know what, how about all you guys just go get a job because you had nothing to do all day.

But create problems for the rest of us. Okay, here, what do you think about the Hong Kong protests? You follow up with that? Oh yeah, see you stuff, they're, it's pretty crazy. I genuinely think that China's gonna take Hong Kong. Yeah. And they are, the people that have shat themselves because China is absolute authoritarianism on a massive scale.

That's why they'll be. Bigger than we can even imagine, I think. Yeah. You guys, you're authoritarianism, it's not the authoritarianism because I think we have that in spades. It's the way that the technology has enabled it. Yeah.

Like your land, your culture, or your people are more, I mean, I think compared to us, your culture is more homogenized. It's entirely similar throughout, more similar throughout the country. Here, it's very, like here, you go from LA to Texas, and where it's like oil and water.

Like even within California, like we don't understand where they're California at all. Yeah. But the way the technology in the UK has enabled the authoritarian agents to control, to easily control the masses is so shocking. And I think China is an equal leap from that, from where you guys are at right now. Yeah, so basically we are, and the babies,

China didn't happen over there. It was obviously a gradual process for it to become as brutal as it became. And we are in the first baby steps going towards that. Like see, for example, everyone was like, oh, China's facial facial recognition technology is absolutely horrible and abhorrent. We hit the police testing it in the streets. We had the police go in the van going pay pay no attention to the van. I saw that and the guy wouldn't take his shirt off and they're like take your shirt off. He got a fine. He got a fine from not uncovering his face and it was this one. Where's Rosa Parks when we need her? Sean, we got to bring that bitch back so she can go absolutely not. I'm not removing this thing from my. I know. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we're going

but the thing is we also don't have guns and when the guns go, the rights fall. Yeah, they really do. Every cop I know is afraid to pull a guy over because he doesn't know if he's packing. Yeah. And that's the only thing that's like the human element that keeps cops in check here is knowing that behind every blade of grass there's a rightful. Like every stop, the guy might just have nothing to lose. He might have, he might be a murderer. He might have 10 guys in his truck and who he wants to just get away. Or he might just be amped up on who knows. Yeah. I think they're going to take it back to. Yeah. Their deal is fucked. So I don't know, Sean, do you know what's going on in Hong Kong right now? Not in debt. Like 20 years ago, 120 years ago, Hong Kong made a, Britain made a deal with

China that they would lease Hong Kong to them for 100 years. So when that 100 years expired, I think it was like 98 or something at the end of the century, they made a new deal. That's a Theresa May? No, it's that year., they made a new deal. Teresa May, no, it's that year. That year made a new deal saying, we'll just give it to you in 50 years, except you have to make sure that the customs of the Hong Kong Ganesi, I think they're called.

Yeah, it's our preserve. Because I feel like they're autonomous, but they've, well, they are. But yeah, I mean, I think it was to secure the whole of the world. I've always had the shadow of China looming. Yeah, I think they wanted to actually make sure they stayed autonomous.

Yeah, I think that was, because China sees it as, they're ethnically Chinese. They are ethnically Chinese in every way, except they actually have a good... Well, you don't know, you have to ask each of them what they identify as. I'm pretty sure a lot of them would tell you Hong Kong and he's... And they're one of the only places that generally as. I'm pretty sure a lot of them would tell you, Hong Kong knees.

And they're one of the only places that generally speaks. I don't even know if I was to tell them. I'm just calling you. It is. They're one of the only places that traditionally speaks like traditional Mandarin. Most of China, I think, has gone to simplified Mandarin. Yeah, there's two different, the characters are different and stuff, but it's like that is, I think the majority is the traditional stuff.

And mainland China is not. So for the last, whatever 20 years of this shitty deal, China Beijing has been putting in candidates that are extremely loyal to them and giving them the idea of voting for people, but they're just voting for, voting for dictators, one after the other. Of course. The thing that kicked it off was that not that they tried to pass a law that would allow a, basically an extra-dition from Hong Kong to China. Oh, yeah.

That's which means that everybody has guilty in Hong Kong can immediately be, and the fuck thing is they tried to do it over an actual murderer. Yeah. They killed his wife or something and then fled to Hong Kong and they're like, well, right. Thanks, buddy. Yes. Now we're going to try to slide this one like, well, right. Thanks, buddy. Yes. Now we're going to try to slide this one through.

Yeah, because it's so severe. So now that's the precedent. And now people for a lot less crimes can be pulled right back, right? Yeah, it's pretty fucking crazy. Now, there was a group that were like sort of half-based in Hong Kong. I think they were actually fully based in Hong Kong called Demisisto. Did you hear about the Chinese government did to them? No. Basically, they were all left-wing communist,

all that type of stuff that the Chinese government loves. The Chinese government was fine with them. I think they even had a seat on their equivalent to the Senate. They got like one seat. And everything was fine. And then as soon as the group started going about, Hong Kong should remain autonomous. Yeah.

And then when we love democracy and all that, they get invited over for a talk. They all vanished. Yeah, they were getting off the trains when they arrived in China and then guys were grabbing them and throwing them in advance and all that. And there's some of them managed to deny it enough

to make the authorities think that they grabbed the wrong person. So they managed to get away and they were basically telling stories that they were tied to chairs, they were getting slapped and beat up and all this type of stuff. Yeah, they're called dim demos You should look them up. Demo was spelled out demo DM OS ISTO I see a democyst Yeah, that was there was there was some real mess up shit that happens to them like millions of people there

protesting too every day Getting tear gas shot off roofs and shit. Again, the losing eyes and everything as well, because I think this was the rubber ball bearing grenades. And Jackie Chan's ass comes out in support of China. Oh, no, he's totally cocked by the Chinese state. You should see this stuff he said in the past,

where he's sitting going, there is no smog problem and Shanghai and Beijing, you know, that stuff. Do you know how many Olympians skipped the Olympics? Cause they're like, I'm not running in that. Yeah, I'm not running in that. I'm not running in that. I'm like, literally being in Beijing for an hour is the equivalent of smoking a 20 pack. Yeah. That's my, that's my, they're all dying.

Like they're all dropping a lung cancer and stuff. I got that bad. They all wear the masks everywhere and that's the view. So they had're all dropping a lung cancer and stuff. I got that bad. We can't ask everywhere. We can't see the view. So they had to make a big TV and play what the view would look like. Is what they do. That's really there. It's a big TV.

See, see, this is what you could see everywhere in such degenerates. Like, honestly, is that bad? The smoke problem. I hope they win, but I don't think there's any chance that they like, why would they? Oh, they're not good. They're not gonna, it'll just be China. It'll just be gobbled up by China. I don't know, do you know why did that you make that stupid deal of money? I kicked it down the road. I don't know if it was just to sort of make sure that we still had

a little friend right next to China. I don't know if that maybe was it. I just immediately jumped to money every time. Just like when the change got given up for like two billion dollars of IMF money, IMF money to Ecuador. I've seen that. There's two billion bucks. Oh yeah, fuck him. He's next to Tommy Robinson. Is he? Yeah, they've been kept in the same part of the sale and Tommy's downstays and the sanges up's upstairs and they shout out the doors at each other so that they can talk. And then across for them is a guy who's a baby muddler. No, it's what? I think he was a baby muddler.

Are you sure does he want to be associated with Tommy? Probably not. He's probably sitting there shouting out, I'm going, you're not, so you're a bad man. I read it in the Guardian. Yeah. Have you talked to Tommy at all? and they're shouting out, I'm going, you're not, you're a bad man. I read it in the Guardian. Yeah. Yeah. Have you talked to Tommy at all? I haven't spoken to Tommy since I got sentenced.

I think that was the last time I spoke. What's happening to him? What's his sentence? His sentence was, I think he got sentenced to nine months, big stuff taken off for the time he'd already served. Yeah. And then he could be out in half of that with good behavior.

So I think he's only got another month up to or whatever, but they just, they marked them. That's all they did. Because everyone can see in the video that all he did was as the Grumman gang guy was walking into the courtroom, he said, or how do you feel about your sentence? That was what all Tommy did. That was it. That was all he did. And then he gets embarrassed the government. Like you did. Yeah. Yeah. I saw when they when they took that 800 bucks or 800 pounds out of your account. That's your best about that. It was just like I'm sitting there like get takes from a wife and she's gone. Why didn't I know the bills come out and I went like that and

looked at the account and just saw seizures. And I was like you motherfucker. You don't, there are no rights. There are no rights. Now when you're concerned, no, no, no. That's right. They're just a fucking idea. No, did you want to know that the thing that really pissed me off about that is that see before the cops do that, they need to tell you they go, this is the account, this is the date, we will take it.

See, you could drain it. Yeah, so basically if I knew that they were coming. But they really do. Yeah, and what happened was basically, I think they knew I was going to do that because I was going fuck you, coming to rest, right? So, see, and if I got arrested again and get taken back in,

the media, everything would all blow up again, right? So, I think, so what they did was, they didn't tell me and just took the money. My lawyer went, men, oh, they're supposed to tell you that my lawyer put in a complaint and the cops went, sorry. That's too old.

Oh, bye. I was on camera. Yeah, fuck. I should have got him that time. Yeah, that sucked. I thought they were throwing you in jail. I thought they were gonna throw you in jail for a minute. I was trying to get thrown in, too.

That's why I got my lawyer on the day of the sentence. And it basically say, you know, any community service you give me, I'm not going to do it, any fine you give me, I'm not going to pay it. I can exhalate a few's prison, you don't want to exhalate a few's that. But like I just basically made it clear, anything you give me, I'm not going to do it. And the judge did think about it for a little bit, but then he called my bluff, and he just went, I'm giving you an 800 pounds fine anyway. I was so ready for going to do it, but the funny thing is, I didn't tell my wife about my plan to try

and... No, that's smart. Yeah, but that was the thing. I mean, she was absolutely fine for the media when we got outside and everyone's all cheering, we're all smiling and waving and all that. See, as soon as we got home, our face just changed. I guess I get slapped a couple of times. Oh my god. No. So the first, you refused in court. All this for a chance when she heard it. And I was the first time she held it.

So I'm setting it in front of the judge and I can just feel her eyes bundled and at the back of my hand and I was, uh, please say, Major. You know what, I think she posted this article speaking of your wife that I saved. I don't know, I think she posted this article speaking of your wife That I saved I don't know I did it was a Bailston teenager launches campaign to demand bereavement leave for pet owners Was that sound like something that she posted? Yeah, yeah, something she would do. She probably probably agrees with that Did the is a dog still alive? Well, yeah, he's still alive. Well, Bailey, you know, his life is a pug can be,

but yeah, Emma McNulty was sacked for phoning in sick when her beloved pooch Millie died. And now she's calling for a change to employment policies. A bail, how do you say it? Bailison. Bailison teenager has launched a petition to demand bereavement leave at work following the death of a family pad.

This is Emma started the campaign. What happened to just lying? I mean, like, that's what I, that's the first thing I thought. Oh, why do you want to stay home? Companies, agencies leaking. Oh God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Oh, Jesus, just say you're sick.

Take a slow-talking head. That's perfect. Why would I stay home Yeah. Yeah. Right. Jesus. Just say you're sick. Take a long time. You better. Perfect. Why would I? Why would I stay home? You pencil dictated. So I'm obviously sick. You fucking asked. That's what I would do if I was a woman. Companies give so so many more like sick days and personal days than I remember. Now it's like a special if you're working for entertainment. Man, you get like you work for one of the studios, you get a bunch of personal days, and a bunch of sick days, and a bunch of vacation days. And you got to like mix them up and not take the wrong one.

Like you got personal days and sick days and they roll over and do something. I don't know. I don't know. All I know is I don't get those. Yeah. I don't get to call in sick to this podcast once a week. You get to call in, Bert to Burning Man. Yeah, going to Burning Man tomorrow.

Your week's about to? Yeah, going tomorrow. You should come, it's great. Don't go, you hate the heat. No, I can't handle the days. Yeah, I've got a very time. This isn't my idea of hell. I've got stuff to do, because I'm on Sunday, even,

I'm actually a way to Texas, because I'm gonna hang out with the king himself. No, you're not gonna. Who? I'm going on in four walls, but Alex Jones, yeah. No way. Yeah, I'm so hyped for it,

because this is the thing, I've only ever fanboyed twice in my life. And even when I got big on YouTube, I've met ever fanboyed twice in my life. And even when I've got back on YouTube, I've met a lot of famous people and I've been chill, you know, I've held it and I'm so worried that when I meet them, I'm going to fanboy just because it's all right. When you hear that voice in person and feel the voice, you know, just the super milvitality vapors rising from his body. And you know what he looks like, topless, that will make it even harder. Absolutely, yeah.

Oh, God. Wow. It's gonna be fun. When is that? When are you doing that, I think I'm gonna be on in the 25th, and then I'm gonna be on for a few days after that. I'm more worried about what he's gonna do to me,

because I've got plans to fuck with him. What are you gonna do? I'm not gonna, I can't do what I say, because I'm worried in case people will tell on me. Because one of them I think I may get in trouble for. No, it's well. Yeah. Do something that doesn't let you come back into Scotland, you just stay here.

Yeah, but they'll probably, gotta get out of there man, they're reading faces. No, I know, I know. There's no guns at all. No, I know, there's buds, no naves, either you know, loo-naves. Yeah. Even if you're there, hunting or fashin' or camping, you know, loo-naves. It's a great shot.

It's really crazy. Yeah. Cause I have the, I got the argument. Oh, then only the fucking criminals will have weapons. Yeah, I have the argument with my mom all the time who's big on gun control that like I can make all these guns at Home Depot. like what do you so what do you say to that like I can't I can't have shit in my brain that that's what that's what's illegal is knowledge now that you're saying that's it they came after that guy that made the see the three yeah sure they really

came off of him well yeah yeah sex with a, I'm the head sex with a 16-year-old. As it turns out. I held the boot. Yeah. Yeah. You just hate my arms. Yeah. But a knife is totally, because everybody knows

how to make a knife. I don't understand how you make that illegal at all. Like, everything is a knife. Yeah. This is a knife. Yeah. Is it not? They make fucking knives out of paper mache,

you're about a paper in prison, man. You can kill somebody with like paper mache. Having had the pooch for, oh yeah, yeah, after you're left being disgusted at the reaction of her employers when she asked for a day of absence, following the loss of her beloved Yorkshire Terrier, Millie, very sad.

Having had the pooch for 14 years, Emma was understandably devastated when she passed away on Saturday So she called her bosses at a local fast food chain restaurant To tell them that she wouldn't make it into work the same day But instead of being shown compassion the 18 year old claims that she was fired very sad We sad tale that's going on around you We don't want that do we've pet verifimately. I don I don't know, I would see if I wanted like, tame off lock, late in case I was hungover or something,

I would just buy a hamster. You know what? Yeah, they are. And now it's very terrible. I found this hungover is frack. I would just be opening the cage going to days today, buddy, like, if I could see you, I'm gonna fucking smash you.

Yeah. They do need to keep the scale even if women get Pat Bereavement Day then we fucking get Super Bowl off. Hung over day. Yeah, I get Monday following the Super Bowl. I get one, I get two hangover days a year, one, but then I get a doover because I know that one was not the real one.

Yes, yes. Well you have to get inside the mind of somebody who parties hard like that. You got to go like Partying anymore I know yeah, I was trying to be cool about it Let me see who if anybody wants to call in who do we got here? Oh, please please Chris call in you want to talk to Chris the Kiwi I well because Daniel is here and I think that's that's an experience that should be shared with you ever heard of Chris the Kiwi? Well, because Daniel is here. And I think that's an experience that should be shared. Have you ever heard of Chris the Kiwi?

Women, I think I have. You think you have heard. You probably have. Can you text a peach and tell her to call in? Tell her to hop in? Holy shit. We haven't talked to her and forever. No. And she's part of this. What? Yeah. Cantillians. You there? Oh, he's good. Hey, what's up? There he is. Hey, what's up, man? So I heard a count anaculas here. Say hello, please. Hey, what's up, buddy? How you doing? I'm alright, man. How you doing? Pretty good. Good, good. Glad to talk to you. This is awesome.

So you had a, you had a bit of a meltdown on your show. The other day, is that right? With him? Yeah. Chris the Kiwi. Is it still on? Is the show still on? I hate you know what? I haven't killed it yet. So let's see what Chris is. But you know, every single week he leaves, he quits. I think he'll be back. Can you get on? He can't get on Skype. Can't tell you. He needs the attention. Yeah. He likes it. He likes it. He's on Skype. Hit me up at Dick Masterson on Skype. I'm going to try to add you in. And into a call with Chris the Kiwi. Never calling into the show again.

And then it's like, what time? Chris the Kiwi is currently on trial. Maybe you maybe you have some trial tips for him. Yes. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, he currently has a trial for threatening harassing 17 people on the internet, I think. I have held it that sky. I know.

That's right. Yeah, it's actually, I think. I have held it that sky. I know who that says. Yeah. Right. Yeah, it's actually, I think it's actually a Levi, a Tommy of whom, yeah. I know him. Okay. Oh, wait, and Stov wants to fight him too.

All right, let me just get, you know, let me just get down. Well, Stov is down in Australia. Yeah, let me just get him on. A diggy needs a link. Oh, he does? All right. He's gonna be pretty pre-Madonna ish now, I think.

He's just gonna have a writer the next time he calls in. Oh, you already had one. What? Jesus. Huh? What? You think so? This guy, he's threatening me. Now he's like trying to find my family. Really? Is he gonna all I did? All I did was say, hey, you need professional help. And now he's having an absolute meltdown. Well, you're not supportive. Yeah, but you don't know. You're not a professional. That's the problem. You're not supportive.

You're not a guy. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to.

You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have to. play down like that. Like, the only thing I will see is, with Maddox, I admire his determination. I never seen a man who would tell him to just not send her fucking hell session.

Yeah. More determined to what? I've never seen a man who would determine to not take the ass. Like, just this absolute refusal and fighting reality. It is turning into a cartoon. Like it's really turning into like a Transformers level hatred. Like why the fuck are these robots even fight?

They've been fighting for millions of years. Don't question it. Chris the key, are you there? Yeah, I mean, how did I go on the thread bet? You won 80 bucks. Ah, did I? Yeah, you only threatened to. So I was a stick in the fence.

What was a stick in the fence? The first one was cell phone. What was the other one? Yeah, the first one was, I had a bet with Chris the Kiwi. I'd give him a hundred bucks for a week. And every time he threatened to kill himself or a woman, he would lose 10 bucks and she would get it. So he just two days.

He hit two this week. But he's continue. So no, no, tell me what the other one was. Yeah, you gave it the first date, you gave him a screenshot of the first one. What was the second one? The other, the second one was you told a woman that she messed with the wrong person. Hmm, let me find it. So what they call a veiled threat. Yeah, that's a threat, man. You can't say you messed with the wrong person. Like that's an implied threat. Don't you think? Probably yeah, maybe it might be a big maybe you think that you had me

Well, I mean, I'm giving you 80 bucks. That's pretty good So he's gonna pay me paypal or what what do you take? Paypal paypal I can paypal you is that gonna mess up with government money, with your government stipend at all? No. No. Okay. Yeah, I can paypal you that 80 bucks. I'm going to, let me add, Contillions on there. So, did you not have a good week with Contillions this week? If you prefer, I'd rather not, you have a month, don't have a month, because I don't really want to. Why? I don't know. I'm not doing this show anymore. I've made a decision not to be a member because of the way he treats me. How does he do?

I don't know. I'm not doing this show anymore. What happened? I thought we were best friends. I thought we were two, but I just thought the way that you talked to me was inappropriate to you to the way I was feeling like you're a variety main stuff. A braiding you for, oh, what was it? Maybe, you know, empathizing with mass shooters.

What's wrong with that? Is that human? That's all. Hey, Dick, I rather not talk to the sky. He's a loser. Okay. Can't tell you. Don't say anything.

You lose air. Chris, what did he do? Oh, what did he do? What did he do? Chris, what did he do? He's a loser. Okay. Can't tell you, it's hold on. Don't say anything, you loser. Chris, what did he do? What did he do? Chris, what did he do? What were you guys talking about that ended your podcast? I had a podcast, listen to me, listen. I had a podcast that a lot of people loved and it ended and it took a lot of joy out of people's lives and I regretted.

So I want to stop from happening to you guys. And do you know why it ended. And you know why it ended? I did. Do you know why it ended? Because Dick went to Burning Man. Yeah, an episode 77 fucked it all up. Yeah. So heavy as Cantillans no longer listening.

I know a lot of you just convicted them. I shot him into the sun. He's not allowed to speak. Right. That's good. But I rather not, I rather talk to you about it through private email, but what I will say Cameron wants to talk about. That's not for me, what do you think about that?

Wait, see that again? Cameron wants to co-host with me, what do you think about that idea? Cameron, who? Ripple Jesus? No, if I can, I'm fine, there's no him just wait on. I'll just go through my Twitter. I think you're talking about crippled Jesus. No, Cameron Clark.

Cameron Clark. Cameron Clark? No, I don't think Cameron Clark, I think he's messing with you, man. I know Cameron Clark, he likes messing with people. I don't think he's a good co-host. I think Cantillians is a good host. And I think he actually does care about you.

You just don't like what he says. Well, I beg to disagree with that. But it comes across as quite a macho person, and I don't like it. You don't like macho, people. What do you mean? We're all very macho here. Me, I'm macho.

You're like Count Ankyl as macho. But the thing you see can be too extreme. You know, you can be too extreme. You know, you can be too extreme and being much. How extreme is he? See like flexing all the time. Does he have other guys? Does that have much?

Oh, yes. Right. No, I can't really explain it because I haven't really made any notes, but can I mention the full names here? Any notes? Well, I mean, that's your prerogative, man. You could do whatever you want. You just can't say the inward.

Well, when I was doing shortly after I did the co-host with the podcast with Cantillians, he was a person called Deena Campel, who started messaging me and started flirting with me and started giving me the wrong impression. And as soon as I dropped Cantillians, as soon as I drop Cantilians, as soon as I drop Cantilians, she just dropped me like a hotcake and she started making up. So you sell like hardcakes, you drop a hardcake. She was gossiping with all my friends.

Handies in a blend, yes, just in a twist. If you let me speak, that was Sean, that me. Yeah, can I speak? Yes, yes. Okay. Dana was spreading. Yeah, did. Can I speak? Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Dena was spreading rumors without my permission. She was messaging members of my alienator family without my permission when this all happened. And I'm feeling quite upset and angry about it. Well, yeah, that's pretty upsetting. I understand that. How does it do that? This is get mad and they start messaging your family. Yeah, that's right.

And I never gave it, and she's thinking, so I gave you permission, but she's lying. I never gave Dana Campel permission at all, and she's an absolute bitch, and she just blocked me. Yeah. And I'm feeling really upset about it, and this is why, one of the reasons why I don't want to do the podcast with Kent Jenns Cantillians because Cantillians is Messaging other people behind my back and saying bad things and Cameron naturally sent me a screenshot of what Cantillians said What did he say and it said something about me wearing the same t-shirt every day

So why What's wrong with that? Cantillians what what's wrong, why would you say that? And what's wrong with that? Cantilians, why would you say that? Oh my God. It's good. You wear the same shirt that says women are terrible drivers or beware of women drivers.

You wear that every single day since I said that was a funny shirt. You are trying to, you're trying to hold on to any sort of fame that you have. Oh, can't tell you anything. That's a horrible thing to say and you should apologize. Yeah, you should. You should apologize. And Chris, I do that too. Can't tell you. I feel, I feel like I can't with can't tell you anymore. It's just a bully. What if you apologize to you about the shirt? No, I'll just want to apologize for about the whole thing. Then maybe I will consider going back with them until they're not enough. I can. That sounds fair. Can Italians, are you willing to apologize for your macho behavior? Your

whole, your, your egregious macho behavior and being disrespectful and not sleeping with someone's wife and not supporting Chris the Kiwi. Are you prepared to do that to keep the show on? Yes, yes, Chris. Dick, everybody, everybody's listening right now. I apologize. You know, I actually took your advice and started getting testosterone cream myself. And I think it has made me a little bit too macho. I think that you're sure is actually quite funny. It's very slimming on you. So tell me, look, they can't tell you.

I think what did you think of Cameron Clark's post-it-op tier? I think there's a reason why Cameron Clark has been banned from every single discord and communities ever been part of. I think that he is taking advantage of you. And I think anybody who takes advantage of, uh, yeah,

how's he taking advantage of me? How's he, how's he taking advantage of me? Chris, you, you have, you have a disability. You don't understand. It's, it's very, yeah, but you're not a doctor. Right. Um, wait, what do you think of the apology?

Chris, what did you think of Cantillion's apology? Well, what about, what sounds, I don't know if it sounds to say, but what about what I will say? I don't know, you're there. I don't know, you're there. Well, I've got a friend called Christopher Savage. Have you heard of him before? No.

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it worse and say bad things. You're just going to be careful what you say to people, you know. Chris, real quick, what can I say? What can any of us say to you right now? That would make this okay. Like what would make you happy? That's, you know, we understand you, that we care about you. What, what, what, do I do? Real apology with no jokes. Talk, talk about how your penis is smaller than Chris, Kiwis and you've been lying about getting women. Just hear me out here. You guys laugh and mock at me about vaccines causing autism.

But when I say, in my case, you actually scream out, well, laugh, and that's not funny, it's quite serious. That's what I'm saying. Well, yeah, but vaccines don't really cause autism. Well, I actually, I disagree. I've even given you information. I think candy is information and you still laugh. So, do I feel? Hmm.

Wow. Okay, I'll listen to you about your back problem. Look at the bottom line. The bottom line is that you guys don't, the bottom line is that you guys don't understand as big as syndrome or autism. That's the bottom line and that's why I, and because you're a lack of understanding, that's why you make fun of me here. Well, I have a fan of yours, Chris, it really wants to talk to you. Do you want to talk to him? I think he has autism as well. His name is Stove. talk to him. I think I think he has autism as well. His name is Stove. Is he gonna abuse me? No, he's not. He said he's not. I mean, yeah.

I mean, I don't think so. I think every stovie there. He's calling. Yeah. Maybe he tricked me. So what do you think about it? Well, there's, so what do you think about all those stick anyway? Well, I think Cantillion does care about you and I think that was an okay apology. I think he could, I think he could produce a better one. Hey, you ask your question, Dick. Yeah, go ahead. You know, you know, you know, you hear how you said your provax said? Yeah, I'm a prime. I'm a provaxer. Yeah. It might, I'm a pro-vaxxer. Yeah. What?

I lost you. Say it again. Don't walk around. It makes me wonder whether you've got shares and pharmaceutical companies. Oh, shares and pharmaceutical companies? Well no, he's not smart enough because he got vaccinated. I only have brain up. I only have big points.

And I mean his face too small. That's actually study. Well, no, he got, he's not smart enough because he got, he got vaccinated. I only have, just brain up. I only have big boys. And a bit is face too small. That is, that's actually study. Wait, do you think I own shares in pharmaceutical companies? So that's why I, I think vaccines don't cause autism? Yeah. No, I don't think that's why. I just don't think you have any evidence that says they do.

Personally, I'm pro autism. You're pro-traumatic. Yeah. I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, I own, own, I own, I own, I own, I own, own, I own, own, I own, I own, I own, I own, own, own, own, I own, I own, I'm pro autism. I own our nice as you share. I'm a person called by go. I got investments in colored puzzle pieces. Yes. Yes. Yes, I'm here. I'm here. What? Sure. Can I ask you for your voice? What do you think about the whole in a nutshell?

What how do you feel about what's going on with me and what's your opinion? What between you and Cantillion? Yeah, and also the general stuff about threatening and stuff. Well, head. I don't think you should. I don't think you should threaten to cut women's tits off or anything like that. It's just always a safe route. It's not a good look on. It's not a good look for you. People don't, people don't, they don't appreciate that.

And I second dick in that I think, Cantilians, the advice he's giving you and the feedback just because you don't want to hear it or you don't agree with it doesn't mean he doesn't have your best interest. Yeah. I know, I'm not excusing my due, but what the, but you do agree that will and that really means to me at times. I mean, you would agree with me in that one.

What, don't you? Women are mean all the time because they have the demon in them. I don't see the only have to fuck it out of them That's the that's the problem with women You can't assault them you gotta fuck it out of them It's your exterior That we're worried about. Right.

It wants to cut people's heads off. Yeah, you have to get to the creamy nougat center. All right. Hey, did you have a problem with peach, too? Did you, I heard that you talked to peach and that you, she made you cry. Yeah. She could be very mean.

She's very, very mean. Yeah. It's a whole. Right. Hey, can I ask you, can I ask you something? It's like, hey, for me very very mean. Yeah. It means it. Right. Hey, can I ask you something? Is it like, a for me in Decor? No. No.

Never. No. What do you mean? Who told you that? No, I'm asking you seriously, do you think it's, I want to ask you all your opinions. What is it like, a for a man Decor? No, not in front of other men for sure

never not over a woman yeah that's that's when you just instead of that you just go into a rage yeah and you're smashing shit was yes watching inanimate objects yeah just wait on just wait on just wait, would you rather be cry or threaten people though? Cry, cry. I mean that's stupid. I think it's like, I think it's like, hey, look, look, I honestly think that is a very okay for me to cry honestly. So look, every time you want to threaten somebody, I want you to cry instead. But forget about the question. retten somebody, I want you to cry instead. But think it a bit Chris, right? You have a question.

All right. Chris, the Kittilians, what's your question? I guess, I guess, no, if I'm calling it. Okay. Chris, what is your ex-girlfriend think of all this? I mean, we've heard her so many times you've, you know, mentioned her name. What is she saying? I mean, I really think you need to put her out there.

She needs to address this whole situation. Um, well, do you need to, I know what she thinks, I know how she feels because I was with her for four years. Yeah, I understand, but I mean, what does, does she have anything to say about it? Does she hate me? Does she hate dick or what? She thinks that the podcast is good for me, but she doesn't she knows she understands that people give me a higher Tolman it and your respect small decisions whether or not I want to go on a podcast. No

All right, all right. Sorry. Can you go and see me now? Yes, fucking finally, stole. What did you want to say? Go get it out. What do you want to say? What do you want to say? Talk? Talk? What do you want to say? What do you want to say? What do you want to say? Talk, talk, what do you want to say? What do you want to say? Okay, Chris the fucking key we are right. I'm gonna fucking be with you and I want to squash it right fucking now Mm-hmm As brave do keep it keep on with you I got all for the sports You've been constantly fucking with my friends for months on that insane that you're gonna fucking get them fired from their job That you're gonna fucking find them where they're living whatever you know like fuck you can't alright

You want fucking okay? You always go out the people who are fucking always weaker than you all cuz you're a complete fucking pussy All right, so here I am stepping up to you cuz you're such a fucking spineless little bitch All right, why don't you fucking fight me? What me you fuck on Their new podcast next week So where do you where do you look then? What do you think

Think Kiwi come get some no like guys like also over game. Oh, how much fucking hot man recording Okay, Chris you fucking short fat fuck. I'm after recording fucking landscape. No fuck that Why he sounds Crude fun for a flight I would watch it. I would just play Come to my fucking garage we We get stunned when we're straight up. Park boys. They come in here, boys. My heart will fucking set you up. It's turning to you, I think.

Oh, you're unvoted. You're not sitting at the cool kids table. Right. You guys sit in fucking kitty table. All right. You got to let him respond. Chris, the key we do, do you have any response to what stuff saying? I can't even understand it because he's sharing say aloud.

Well, he lost it. I'll talk him a quiet then. So sharing so loud. Well, he lost it. I'll talk him a quiet then, so you fucking tiny little peanut brain won't understand. I want to argue, because you are a piece. Oh, shit. Did that come through better? Is your brain processing that now? All the sign languages unnecessary.

Oh, he'll get sign language. Don't you worry. I'm sign language. You're my lingershorn. Don't worry. He's a song. I know because of flying at his fucking nose. Thanks to the thanks to the compliment, mate. Oh, yeah, look, he's starting over your words like such a little bitch. We like you shouldn't

appreciate. Let him respond. Let him let him respond. Chris, do you have any response to this? It's like the Australian Lee. He sounds like a moron. It's like the Australian only he sounds like a moron The Krazom was side fucking Chris you ain't shit. There's a new sheriff in town. Larn it. Have you have you be a sheriff? Lightly. Have you been through? Have you been through shit?

Lightly. What did you say? Have you been through? Have you been through a shit? Lightly. Oh, no. I've been through shit. Oh, really? Were you a vet that way, you? Yo, it was. Oh, gee. I you a bit that way? You know what I was. Oh, gee, I'll feel sorry for you.

Don't feel sorry for me because I'm not sorry for you. You get nothing from me, but critique our couple of fists of the fucking face. That is all you're going to get from me. What do you think about that? Of course. Are you in or are you out? What do you think about that?

What do you think about the fists of the face? Say, do you fist yourself in your aimers? No. He was, he was slurred. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Oh Do you take it up the ass by Wow Chris any response? No, I'm not a response. What about the baby? What about the baby line? He sounds like a real tosser.

A real tosser. Oh, yeah, I will be a tosser. I'm tossing your fucking head into a garbage can. What do you think about that, Chris? I think I'm sick. Hmm? Would you like that getting your head tossed into a garbage can? No, no, no. Do you want me to send you my email for the money?

You know what? He's a bad idea. Fucking pay me instead. I didn't even pack in the smokes. No, no, no. All right. Thank you, Steve. Chris, wait, Chris, the key.

Do you have any interest in this? Is this price fight fighting? Stove? Uh, no. No, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I made. I made. I'm talking you with. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I be out there?

I need. Want me to see more PayPal email? Yeah. Send me your PayPal email. All right. Okay. Oh, gee,. Do you think the Chris, do you think the Chris can't cast is going to still be on? Do you do you think that you guys can work it out for Sean? I think I'm I think I'm I had to have a thing about that. I can't I can't decide straight away. I had to sleep on that for about two weeks or something. Okay. Well, I'm going to be in Burning Man for that time.

So then we'll get back and we'll both talk about it. Well, but we're not going to have a, the our podcast is done because he's going to Burning Man. So you're going to have to email him privately or something. You and Sean can talk about unreliable co-hosts and disrespectful co-hosts. Yeah, right. Are you saying to me that Brent's not prepared

to do it anymore or what? No, you said you're not doing it anymore. And we want you to. No, no, no, no. No, you said, what did you have in can'tons actually offered an apology? What's the big indices of? Didn't that mean a yes or a no? Are you, what are you inside right now?

Are you inside like a laundromat? No. It sounds noisy all the sudden. Maybe that's cantilians. No, it's not. I thought cantilians, I thought cantilians wanted to want to me to do it. I thought he was prepared to do it again or something. Is that right? Uh, yeah, he's ready to do it again. Well, can I just have some time to think about it? Yes, yes, yes, You have hold on. I think I accidentally muted Cantillians. Cantillians, can you unmute yourself?

He said it wasn't him. I think it's still still in the code. It's not me. It's not me. I'm not even talking No, there's a machine in them. All right. I'm kicking stove out. I'm trying to get Cantillians unmuted. I think he's back I'm here. I'm here. Okay, do you have any parting, do you have any parting comments to Chris the Kiwi? So look up, great. Cantillians. It's like hey for me,

just a sit and a for a while and then get back to you about it. Don't take too long Chris. I mean, we still have our bonus episode. We have to record it. You know, you wanted to talk about ham radio for two hours. Some people might be interested in that. Yeah, they're on the empty. Yeah, thrilling.

I'll get back to you. I'll get back to you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Goodbye, guys. Good bye. Kentillians, maybe a little contribution to the guy's PayPal.

Yeah. So, so, so, so am I gone to? Kentillians, Kent, Kent, Kent, Kent, Kent, Kent, Kent. Wait, not, get out of here. Still, get out of here. How do you get back on? I fucking kicked wait, not get out of here. Still get out of here. Get back on. I fucking kicked you out. Get out of here. Can't tell you, and tell Chris the Kiwi that you love him. Maybe that will help. Chris, I love you. Do you want me to go? I think it might not done here or what? Yeah, you done. You done. Send me your thing.

We're all done. All right, goodbye. Goodbye, everyone. Goodbye. Thank you, goodbye. Well, that happened. Thank you, Stove, for ruining that moment. Stove had just has a lot of energy.

Yeah. OK. Well, you know what, you know what, you can't say, Angela? That's pretty normal. Yeah. What's happened? A lot of the thought was excellent.

He seems like a fascinating individual. No, it was his insults. It was literally, you know, little kid insults and everything. And he said and giglin' all proud of himself. Yeah, he took a shit recently. He took a shit. Well, then he just, then he starts with the, you know, the fisting comments and he started up his game.

He was a slow starter. Yeah, he told crippled Jesus, he told crippled Jesus that he would take a dump truck, a cement mixer full of turds to his house. Yeah, and dump it on. Dump it on him and his chair, and then he would wheel his chair off a cliff. Yeah.

He's in a chair. Which is the final insult. Yeah, this is, so we got some comments here. I got a fat guy update. Just listen to the show. Funny shit, dude. Sean is always the smart one. Guy, I have a deal with the guy with guys.

They can send me a picture of their dick. And if they don't lose the amount of weight that they say they need to lose by a certain time I'll look at the their dick with the playmate and we'll make fun of it on the show So this guy didn't meet his weight and he wanted to Deal wheel and deal his way around it. Yeah, double or nothing Sean is a smart one is always intuitively figured out that for me to gain all that weight There must have been a life event. Well, he wasn't wrong. I got hit by a truck and cracked four ribs and broke my pelvis and half.

Yeah. Not being able to walk for a few months, set me back. Holy shit. I'll check in with you again in a few months if I can find a friend to send me his dick pick. Jesus Christ. Anyway, always funny, love the show. Another guy wrote in saying,

I'll be his accountability. I told him that if you can find another guy without for him and send me his dick and then both of their dicks will get made fun of, I'll give him a second shot with a new date. Man. Would you do that for me? No.

You're dick on the, yeah. I wouldn't call saying my dick to anyone. No. Fuck no. He just believes in him. And this was my boy. No, your dick's right. You're a dick's Checks my dick can't cash. Yeah, that's a two friend, but he's gonna be disappointed. I'm being honest.

I like how he's gonna be riding him whipping him. Yeah. Oh my shit, man. That's that's fucked up because you can have like, you know, problems conceivably for the rest of your life. Like, you can't exercise like maybe a guy who hasn't had four broken vertebrae. You know what I mean? Like that's, I would think he's definitely going uphill. What are you guys saying? Oh, you wanna hear, you want me to hear the peach clip?

Okay, I'll put cantillin's back on. Cantillin's you there? Yeah, I'm here. Do you have the peach clip? Yeah, I'm here. Do you have the peach clip? Yeah. I don't know what they're saying. I have the peach. Okay.

Yeah, it's a little long, but you'll go here. It's pretty great. How long is it? A minute. Can you post it in the chat so I can play it? Yeah, sure. Okay, thanks. Here's another one.

Snowy Dwarf. Hey, Dick, I've messaged you a few times throughout the years with hopes of advice and to express how you've imprinted on my life. I'm 18 living in England and I'm proud to say about a week ago, I lost my virginity. Good for you.

To a girlfriend of almost two months. I was listening to the last few shows with a slight satisfaction. I would no longer be considered as eligible for the version contest. I was once an ass man, but I've changed my mind as my girlfriend has big old double ease. Oh, fantastic. But I can't help but love, brag. Without your help and the form of your podcast and advice you give, I feel as if I would likely be single and would

have far less balls encouraged to get what I want. Thank you. That's fantastic. I feel like I got those don't really easily stung. It's a very satisfying to see someone blossom. Yeah. It's its own reward in a nice woman. Right. Anyway, remember the double least foster's well man. I mean, he went under the deep end. Oh, yeah. Wow. Well done. Yeah. He jumped right off that cliff. He went under the deep end. Oh, yeah, wow. Well done. Yeah, he jumped right off that cliff. Here is the chrysanpeach meltdown from the chrysanpeach cast, which is what he called

in. Yeah, sure. Oh boy. Because he was telling her that he'd shove a wire brush in her contens. Yeah, that's, no, that's, I mean, it's, I'm just, I understand why he hates him. Wire brushes have a use and that's not it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. about like 50 people into a strip club and one of them was crippled Jesus, a guy in the motorized wheelchair that he was talking about dumping turds on. Right. This guy said, Super Ambrop said, didn't know of a better way to be able to get this to you. I don't know if anyone else

was at the range to hear it, but I went, I wanted to share the funniest thing I heard at Road Ridge Minneapolis at the strip club where they'd quarantined us upstairs because of the cringe factor. The bouncer at the top of the stairs was seething to any of his co-workers that would listen

about crippled Jesus' magahat. He was wearing a magahat like constantly for the entire time that I was in range. Shit, that shit like that we shouldn't even have been let in. And how this was a disgrace. We were disgracing the Spirit of Rhino with our magahat. He even pulled aside the stripper who had been dancing on CJ when she was headed down and insisted to her that she didn't have to do the dance. And he would have refused it if he was her.

Guy didn't even have the balls to stand up to a cripple. What a fucking cuck. That really, really upsets me. That I drop as much money that night at the Spiritment Rhino. And they have it. I have in my fucking life, if they did Marlboro points, I would have fucking carpets with the Spiritment Rhino logo on them all over the house. Is how much money I've spent at that fucking club.

For them to cock block us because then 80s girls saw that that same mother fucker was at the top of the stairs turning bitches around all night, probably because of crippled Jesus' fucking hat. That's a new low. The man's got a massive inflated self, you know, sense of self-worth falls a bounce on in a strip club. Yes, yes. This is a disgrace. Yeah, it is.

It's, I mean, once in a strip club, but I am the arbiter of morality. Yes, fucking. Fucking terrible. Jesus. It explains a lot though. It explains how after the first part, the broads fell off a cliff. Like I didn't even get approached

and I bought the fucking thing. That's stripper 101. All right, let's hear this. Let's hear Peach in Chris the key we going at it on the Chris Kent cast, which hopefully comes back. Peach saliva. Why don't you unmute yourself, come on in or somebody unmute Peach. Let's go. I want her to say hi. Maybe if she wants to, can't force her. But Peach is here and Chris, Peach has been listening.

Sorry. Okay. You see my feelings. So I think she's hurt your feelings, Chris. She's hurt your feelings. You know what, Chris? They don't care. You don't care. People don't care. And the quicker you learn this, the quicker you can be happier with yourself.

Yeah. Hello. Hey, Hey, Peach, welcome to the Chris can't cast. How are you doing my dear? Hey, can't I'm doing all right? Are you? I am hanging in there. What do you have to say? What's going on? I don't know. I was told to come in here, not feeling my best. Do you know peace, Saga? I was recently in the hospital, so I'm like,

it's a whole mess. So I apologize if I'm not like. She's beautiful. She's beautiful. What's the, what's the, what's the, what's happening? What's the, what's shaking there, Chrissy boy? On this, on this trailing really upset. Really?

Hmm. on this, on this trailing really upset. Really? So you, you threatened to rape me with a wire brush, murder me and behead me. That's true. He did. He said, groom. Three whole weeks, man, off. Yeah, you know, let's, let's just throw that behind us, right? You know, let's just throw that behind us, right? You every, like, have you ever considered looking at your emails? Have you ever just just just give it a glance? Just give it a glance and you'll notice. I want to say, why don't you just, you don't want to look at your own emails? Why don't you just leave me alone?

Well, Chris, I mean, gladly, but you emailed me literally, how many, 10 times today with One of them one of them says sorry and then because I didn't respond We've been because I was asleep or called me a conquer. Yeah Yeah, he does Okay, I'm going to choose as much as you are. So why don't you just go away and leave me a line? Oh, OK.

Well, I mean, I was told to come here. So if that's, you know, I know you're just going to send me another weird email in the morning. What do you expect this you? I don't understand what's happening. I don't know you. I don't know you. I don't know you. And yet you send me all these messages about me being

unsupportive of you. And I'm sitting here like, who is this person? And I actually did not know until like maybe what, two hours ago, someone informed me all about this situation. I was like, holy cow, holy, or maybe it was last night, God, holy shit. That's not true, I was like holy cow holy or maybe it was last night. God holy shit.

That's not true. I informed her. That's what made her. You can make her own Christian. Chris, Chris, this is one chance. You have peach live on the air right now. You can make this all work. What is happening? What is happening?

But peach, if you let me speak peach, I really feel I'm not denying. Just let me speak. I'm not denying the messages. I'll say it, but I really believe that I'm not denying, just let me speak. I'm not denying the messages I see you, but I really believe that you have been not so nice to me too. Okay. By sleeping, how dare you sleep? Fuck it. Yeah.

I understand it. It feels as though that you just don't care what I have to say, you know, I just don't get it. That's true. I don't I don't really care that much We have that gun wrong. I can't dispute you there. That that is true You you fall behind correct Well, Pete. Thank you so very much for calling in I really hope Well, Pete, thank you so very much for calling in. I really hope. You're in the process. I love this relationship between you and Chris, because you know, I see, I see hearts in the

air. Or am I really off? Hi, I don't know. I don't know. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. All right, go go to your stream. Have fun.

We'll talk later. All right. Bye, bye. Oh, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, you had your chance and you blew it. Yep. Yep. I think give a shit about that bitch. Yeah. I'll talk. Hmm.

You don't want to what? I don't want to talk about that don't know if you know about that bitch. Just thank you. Okay, okay. Okay. Well, now you got some closure. She does not care. All right.

There you go. Thank you, Kentillians. Oh, boy. You're good. You guys. All right. Get out of here. Good luck with the show.

I hope it works back. Well, there you go, everybody. What do you think, Kentie? I love him. Yeah. I think it's great. Likekila? I love him. Yeah. I think it's great. Like, I've only heard of him vaguely before, but after he's experienced it.

He's been in some, yeah. He's a magnificent human being. We did get here, my think, for at least the time being, to not try to have sex with his cousin. We did, that way, yeah. We did, we did do that. Ah, right. That's interesting that you needed convincing,

not to do that. Yeah. By his cousin, as as well as us. I have to ask you, what makes you a rage? What what? What makes you a rage? A rage. Yeah, what makes you more, what is something that just really pisses you off that drives you insane?

Really annoys me. I think if I'm in the middle of doing a task and someone interrupts me, I get mad. I don't know what it is. Like I've nearly hit two. You're telling me I'm not. middle of doing a task and someone interrupts me. I get mad. I don't know what it is. I've nearly hit Sue. You're telling me, no, I'm not. I get really angry. Especially if the task is hitting her, and she interacts me in the middle of it.

She's doing it on top of me. Telling her to hit me. Yeah. Yeah. You got to really master the art of the one finger no look. Mm-hmm. Oh, you know, given the old one finger no look, yeah, that is so, it's so, you know, like I'm one finger no look, that is so it's so you know, like

I'm looking at here and then you interrupt me, hey, dig and just go, uh, well, I'm still doing the thing. Yeah. And I look one or two of those you'll never, you'll never be spoken to again. I'm going to hate you so much. Oh, man, I wish that were the case. When you, when you go to the bathroom, when you piss, do you go over your fly or do you go through over your waistband or through the fly?

I go through the fly. I do it over the waistband, that chokes it. You don't get all the PO. And then you put it back in your pants, like so. Exactly. We're all on agreement, right? Yeah. I think the last stupid question I have is, which is worse, the Holocaust or American slavery?

Do I usually ask people though? Well, I'd only wanted those actually home. It's a big show, I'd bring that to you. Count Dracula, you know what I'm going to find him? What's your channel? It's a just count Dracula on YouTube. Thank you for coming all this way. It's go get ripped. This has been the Dix show.

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If you're at Burning Man, you won't have downloaded this episode. Right. Never mind. But I will be at 745 and F. Come say hi. You better stay there, because this shows over. Oh. I hate this song more than anything. Why? It's green.

Yeah. I'm dying. I'm dying on the internet. Well, never give up not quite yet. My eyes are red. My soup is cold. The soup is side of my career. It's getting old, getting old. Show this, singers.

You should show that. You know overdrive Not just one right let's he's got five Oh man I can never possibly run Josh and McCaffrey. Yeah. Oh, honey, what a try. Beautiful cutie. Oh my god, just the gnawse. Oh. Right in the gutter, I will die.

Right in the gutter I will die Watching cars for 80s girl My head is bald My dick is small I'm dying on the internet So I fall so I fall Oh fuck, I forgot to bring in the Moonland Moon is a fake guy I gotta get you in two weeks buddy

Sorry We'll still have not landed on the Moon I'm not What's been your strangest discovery since getting all this attention? What do you mean? Well for me it's been Christa Kiwi, guys who don't believe in the moon landing, stuff like that are walking among us. I've had enough of a lot of people like that, but a few special ones in up this squad. One guy, actually, came in, said he was in a wheelchair, he had suffered

spinal damage, he gave us this whole story that it was an argument we had to get rid of and he turned around and he was talking to him and he turned around and he was walking away, she pushed him down the stairs and that's how he fucked his back and everything. And neither of us, we pitted him. I can never be donated money to him and all this stuff and then he was like, oh I'm in hospital, I might be dying, you know, my plates and my back are infected and all this. I spent on for months. My the fuck I made it out of it all of it up. Every single day. And all man, we sent him presents for his birthday and all that stuff because we felt so bad for him

and he was such a nice guy until it turned out it was, did you find out that he was fake in it? It was basically, he was messaging girls and the discolored and going, oh, I'm a cripple, I'm a shrews of tits. I was like, type of stuff and they'll tell people manage to get some more information on them and find out more and it turned out it made everyone up.

People found like, he's real Facebook and all this type of stuff. Oh, wow. Made the entire thing up. That's fucking wild. Yeah. There was somebody in our Facebook group who made up an entire family.

Like, he was talking, he'd always found out the family he had and how they're going on vacation and whatever, like, not anything weird, just normal family stuff. Then they found out he was faking it all and he had a meltdown and quit. That's the kid I saw, the way that I saw it. Yeah.

Oh, that's very weird. Why would you come in with the family? No, it's not a family environment. You don't have weird stories about the family. Yeah. No. All right, guys. See you.

Thanks for listening.