The Dick Show - Episode 17 – Dick on Clegg

Episode Date: September 27, 2016

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Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna get a full-throated yeah on this one like a Harley like a big motorcycle Reven to life coming down the street. Yeah Welcome to dig You want dick you need dick you love dick you got it It's the only podcast where everything is a contest. It's the only podcast that pays Sean the audio engineer more than any other podcast that he's on. That is an award.

Is this worth any intro now? Well, that's awesome. I want people to know that this show, I don't know why that is. I'm just reporting the news. This is unshaken messenger. This show, the dick show, pays Sean more than any other podcast that he's on. Sources say. It's disgusting to me because it's such an easy fix. Just pay Sean more than any other podcast that he's on. Sources say. It's disgusting to me because it's such an easy fix.

Just pay Sean more. What the fuck? Thank Coke. Pay Sean more. Oh, the any other podcast that you're on. You should be demanding the same rate from all. It should be a standard rate that you're getting paid. That's all I'm saying.

I'm your host, Dick Masterson. With me, as always, is the in some places and cases underpaid Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. Hey, what's up, buddy? And coming back, returning, returning to thrust his manhood into the rage boards. Yeah.

His potential co-host, Joe Star. The Emmy nominated Joe Star. Emmy losing Joe Star. I mean, so I asked Joe to be back on the show. I'm always trying to hit Joe up to be on the show, but he's a very busy guy. He's a very sick, I can't be here more often. No, he's a very successful guy because he's got a heart out at 11.45, by the way. Did I tell you that?

Oh, yeah, that's in the 10 minutes. Yeah, first of all, let's listen. Yeah, we can just wrap it up. Just with the Zappet. Yeah, I'm really pissed off about that. Yeah, we're just going to wrap it up. Just with the Zappen. Yeah, I'm really pissed off about what you got on other, see, award to lose in 10, 11, 45. So I'm always hitting Joe up to come in,

but you're doing all kinds of things. You're running all the comedy at screen junkies, I'm pretty sure you're responsible for keeping them afloat. We're busy. You're very busy. So I hit him up. I hit him up last time to come in and I said,

Hey, congratulations on the Emmy. Joe, congratulations on the Emmy. Couldn't happen to a better guy way to go. You deserve all the success in the world. You're really nailed it. Congrats on that on winning that Emmy. You're beautiful. It's the first Emmy of many. May your career be long and wonderful. It was a great conglomerate. It was such a good email. I didn't want to correct him.

Yeah, that I had to respond and just be like, well, Steve Buscemi beat us. Didn't win. Not bad to lose to, though. No, you can't. And really, Joe, it's an honor just to be nominated. Oh, absolutely, just an honor just to be nominated. That's what he was supposed to say.

Like leading up to your like, you're kind of like, I want to fucking win this thing. I want to win this shit at this. You're a competitive guy. Everybody wants to win. You're a competitive guy. But at the end of the night, it was like the whole night was so fucking crazy that you're just like, you know what, it was kind of just rad to be here. Well, it was the best part.

I mean, I didn't plan on talking about Emmys, but that's cool that you went there. What was the most surreal, weirdest part of not winning an Emmy? Well, okay. So the most surreal part about going to the Emmys was being one of the most unimportant things there, because we're, it's a web series category like who gives a shit? Well, more people every year. Well, yeah, more people every year, but it was so, because, you know, you go down, we actually did the red carpet walk, which was nuts and weird and, you know, like the cast of Bob's burgers is to our left.

And those people are, and Amy Schumer's there talking about a tampon. Yeah. That must have been exciting. I mean, just, China. Yeah, you can hear her say the word vagina like this. So it's insane, you know, you're in a tux that you're rented from the Burbank Mall. And actually that might have been the best part

about the Emmys is that I went into the tux rental place. And I was like, I need to rent a tux. And he was like, what was the date? And I told him the date. And he was like, for the Emmys, sir. And I was like, yes. And he was like, very good. That's cool.

That's cool. I'm like, Alfred fitting you for a tux. Yeah. That was, they break out the good tape. Very good. Yeah, so that's a real good feel of your balls on that because you might be feeling the balls of an Emmy award, we like, whatever.

Exactly, yeah. But so you do the red carpet and then you hit the end of the red carpet and your media guy starts going up to all that. Let's to be like, hey, I've got honest trailers here and then just watching them from across the red carpet go, I don't give a shit about that. Just watching him go from media guy to media guy to be like,

Hey, do you want to talk to honest trailers? And they're like, no. No, we've got some great Amy Schumer vagina jokes to cover. So that was hilarious. So that was kind of just bizarre. Yeah. We're just like standing next to like Seth Green, just like waiting to see if anyone gives a shit enough to talk to us. Nope, okay, we're just like standing next to like Seth Green, just like waiting to see

if anyone gives a shit enough to talk to us. Nope, okay, we're going in. Did you steal that woman's purse? Was that you? Didn't a woman get her purse stolen when she went up to accept an award? What? Yeah, I think so. I don't know, that wasn't you.

That's amazing. No, that was not me. All right, anyway. But anyway, that I apologize for that. Excuse me. Oh, no, that's fine, excuse me. I understand. I understand. People think I personally just know for the Emmy win.

I just saw you on Facebook dressed in a tux and how good you looked in a tux. When women say they want their guy to wear a suit, they like guys dressed up, they don't mean they want you to look like you wearing a suit. They want you to look like Joe Star wearing a suit. And how good he looked in the tux, I just assumed that he must have won. Like nobody could look that good and lose, especially Steve Buschemi who looks like a monster. And he's like a weasel who got turned inside out. It doubled down on the, on the, you can't complain that Steve Buschemi won this because

a, okay, so it was on 9-11. Steve Buschemi, that's his dad. He was a fireman, wasn't he? He was a fireman. So his crew went up to, except on the behalf of him, because he's literally like doing like a pancake breakfast for firefighters, like as the Emmys are happening. Wait a minute, wait a minute. He's not 11, he's gotta go do fire fighter stuff.

So this was a plant that is obviously his firefighting crew. So 9-11 came up to, and this robbed you of a fucking, that is bullshit. So here's a lot of things. So I mean, it means that he already knew that he won. Oh, no Sean, it's much worse than that. Let me tell you what happened. It's like it's in the firefighting crew. Well, he's out pandering.

Let me tell you what I'm pulling together. Because I, you know that I know all scams happening at all time like the lawnmower man. Like I feel them coalescing and I'm like, ah, gotcha. Like Mr. Miyagi grabbing a fly with the chopsticks. I come here purely for the lawnmower man references. Oh, it's such, it's such a, it's such a fucking bullshit. This is what the Emmys did. This is what I, this is the fly that I'm about to grab with the chopsticks. They realized that their ratings are plummeting. And they said, oh, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do the worst, most shameless, patriotic,

9-11, we're gonna pull a VNFL. And we're gonna get Steve Bush, oh, Steve Bush Emmys in a category where nobody can hit us if we fudge it a little bit, web series is, cause nobody, and then we have to have any fucking power a little bit, web series is because nobody, and then what if there is any fucking power? Nobody in the web series category draws any water in Hollywood.

Us and Epic Rap Battles aren't gonna go to war. No, we gonna tweet about it and say, it's not an ad- It's not an ad- So the amies staged a fucking fireman crew to come up there and accept the crew. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like the crew of the show, sorry, I misspoke.

The crew of his web series goes out. It's still bullshit. Oh, well, that room, that room, that room, they're really good story. Yeah. That would have been amazing if like a full, like a hook and ladder truck, holes on the stage.

They should have done that. I would have gotten ready. That would have been incredible. I'm thinking part of his firehouse. That's what you were thinking. That's what I was thinking too. Oh, man. No, sorry.

No, it's much better. Shameless, shill ever. We got to pack that episode and we're already getting on. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I got the hottest goss maybe ever gossed on this show. You know, there's always a lot of hot goss going on on this show. And I try to like, I feel like a pizza man who's got three pizzas in the air. And I've got this furnace of demons

cooking up hot goss all the time. I'm pulling pizzas out. I'm keeping them spinning. I'm putting toppings on this. I'm chopping up a stereosis on this one. I'm slicing off chunks of mottics on this one. That's what I'm doing. But this is, we're reaching a critical mass of hot gossary

on this episode. This is, it's spilling over in, this This is, it's spilling over into real life. It's the hot gossip machine is sucking in, like as much as people try to resist, it is sucking them in completely. Oh, I think it has to, if it goes long enough. It has to be internet and real life are becoming more and more intertwined. Sean, it is real life. That's why it's so exciting.

It's IRL. It's IRL. The hotgoss has spilled from whatever online is to IRL. It's since. It's spilled from NL, no life to IRL, which is in real life. All the NLs have spilled over into IRL. I've got a ton of great fucking fan art this time and I've got some Asterios bits for later.

Oh, and I've got a very important communique from a very topical and a very contentious group. The Black Lives Matterers has sent me a notice that they want me to read. But first, I want to get to what makes me rage. And that is showing people things that you think are funny, that turn out to not be as funny as you thought they were, and that you want to kill yourself after the humble race. It is the worst, the worst, the worst feeling,

it is the worst feeling in the world. To go, I got a little too excited, and I saw Shinshan pop up on Netflix, and I was watching TV with 80s girl and I said, oh, well, baby, we gotta watch Shinshan. It's the funniest thing in the world. Hello, kids, great. Oh, man, I put on, I don't know if I picked the wrong episode or what, but we get about a minute

and a half in and I feel everything that's inside of my bones, shrivel up and die. Because it's not funny at all, Sean. What's, Sean? It's a cartoon. It's a, well, it's a cartoon, but I would have said it's a hilarious cartoon, but I don't want to put myself, I don't want to do this again. In front of 30,000 people. You don't want to inception your own rage. No, it's the worst fucking feeling in the world.

I always go out of my way to not show anybody anything, but like once every couple of years, I like if anybody says, what's your favorite band? What's your favorite song? I'm like, I've never listened to music before. I have no idea. I have no idea.

So I'm pretty stuff out there. No, because it is the worst feeling to show somebody something and then you're both sitting there like you're sitting there having a crisis. I know, well, she's not, this is, I know this isn't funny and she's not laughing. And I don't know how to express, like I don't want to say, you know, I've lost, I have, whiskey dick is my middle name. And that feels nothing compared, losing an erection during coitus is pales in comparison to showing somebody something funny

that turns out to not be funny. And you're sitting there like a 30s cartoon tugging at your collar going, oh, you know, maybe I was coming up with excuses in your mind like in blues brothers, like, you know, when I saw this, I was younger, I was drunk, there was locus, like I promised this was, this was funny. You got to believe me. You got to believe me that this was funny. And they love that scene.

They let you off the hook. Yes. They let you off the hook for some cause they because they don't want you to feel the sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach. It's all too late. But it's too late, and it will never go away. It's there forever. Now whenever I think of the amazing cartoon of Shinchan,

that's what I feel. Is it, oh, you fucked me. You fucked me. How did you fuck? There's gotta be some way to fix this. Is this online and what's the synopsis really quick? It's like a weird kindergartener kid. It's a weird Japanese cartoon.

There's no tentacles or weird sex things happening. It's just a comedy. It's one of the few Japanese cartoons that's only humor. And it's sold, and I did the same thing with Tim and Eric's billion dollar movie. And I have, did you, thing with Tim and Eric's billion dollar movie. And I have, did you, are you Tim and Eric Finn? Not really. Okay, I love them.

And when their billion dollar movie came out, I was at my sister and her husband's house before they had kids. So they were like real people back then. Like they could sit down and watch. They would sit down and watch TV now and they sit down and watch TV. It looks like children of the, like it looks like, it looks like they had their souls sucked out. Yeah. They're just sitting there and like. They're just so glad they're still. Yeah. Like the fire is gone in their hearts. It's

just a glow now. It's just like, you know, like a broke, like a pilot life. It's still gone last ember. Yeah. They just want to, it's like a broken, it's like a firewood in the morning. Like that's, that's what happens when you have kids. Soul's gone. There's no, but this was before, when they had joy in their lives, I sat them down and built up the Tim and Eric, billion dollar movie for like 10 minutes

because I thought there's no way, no way this could lose. We're about an hour and 20 minutes in, not a single laugh. And I have never heard the end of it. Oh, God. Painful. Painful.

One of the most traumatic experiences of my life. I can't imagine anything worse than showing somebody something that is not as funny as you remember it being. If you know for a fact that something is fucking hilarious and a lot of other people think something's fucking hilarious and you show that to somebody that you think that's their sense of humor, and they don't think it's funny. Will you end a friendship?

You gotta just leave. I will. You gotta pay all of that leave. That's like, no, no, no, no, no, you gotta just leave town. You're clearly stupid. Yeah, you do do it. I still don't think that even kills the doubt in your head, though, because like that should have been such a short thing.

And so you're like, what, wait. No, you just, you really just overestimated the person. It makes you question everything that you are about and everything that you've done up until then and your fucking life. And I can't shake the feeling. It's this sickness that I'm inadequate, that I fucked up in this horrible way. Like, I'm a big pro wrestling fan. Yeah.

And pro wrestling is either fucking terrible, or fucking great. Like, there's no in between. And so if someone's like, yeah, I'll watch this with you. Uh, it's the most nerve-wracking God damn thing. Because you don't know what you're gonna get. Yeah. You're either gonna get that thing that reinforces

where they're just like, yeah, why do you watch this dumb ass thing for babies? Or maybe there's 20% of the time that rolled a dice where they sit down and there's a cool thing and they're like, holy shit, what is this? I'm in. Oh, God. This is not worth it. It's not worth showing anybody anything.

That's what I, that's what, that's what an info-mercial that I would respond to is. It's like, has this ever happened to you and then you're showing somebody a video and then a close up on their face, the girls face going, ooh, I don't know. Whatever that product is, that's the future. And then you turn and knock over all those Cheetos. Yeah, okay, Joe, you came in last time and you talked a bunch of noise about guns.

Yeah, what makes you a rage this time? So, yeah, so we talked guns, we talked gun control last time. And you know what, I will give your audience a lot of talked gun control last time and you know what I will give I'll give your audience a lot of props cuz you know I came in and I'm the weird liberal kid and I kind of figured I'd get real shit on in your comments and No, cuz you hate guns and all mention of guns. Yeah, I mean just even the word. I can't even get bad I couldn't get all right now if you tried to get me hard. Are you the word guns triggered?

I was I'm super triggered by the word. And I was like, you know what, they're gonna fucking rake me through the coals. And you know what, most people are like, yeah, okay, good points. You know, you have about 10% of your audience. It's like, well, wait until a bad guy gets a gun. Like we hadn't talked about that for an hour and a half,

that very thing. And you're like, fucking listen to the conversation. But most of your crowd was like, hey, red, so that was cool. But I kind of wanted to up the ante a little bit. And I want to talk about people that piss like assholes at a public urine. All right, because these fucking guys

are the worst fucking thing in the world. And there's three specifically that kill me. The first one I want to start with, and I feel like I have a feeling we're all gonna, we're always just gonna hit the instance where you're like, that's what I that kill me. The first one I want to start with, and I feel like, I have a feeling we're all gonna, we're always just gonna hit the instance where you're like, that's what I do, Joe. As he reads for a gun with an arm's test. Have we hidden in the basket?

These guys, Michael Corleone. These guys, I'm gonna be gunned by the way since last episode, since last episode, I'm gonna be in the toilet. That's it. That's it. These guys that stand at a urinal, you walk in, you gotta pee,

and there's a guy at a urinal, he's just got his hands on his hips. Well, he pees like a no-hands bike ride. Yeah. What the fuck are you trying to prove, man? What, what, it's weird. Fucking hate this guy. There's like a little hip swivel,

maybe he makes some noise. He wants you to know. He wants you to know. He wants you to think about it. He wants you to know, because he's fucking empty inside. And he can't just hold his dick or that very least the flap of his pants

like a normal fucking human being. I don't get this. It's because, hey, it's a risk. Physically, it's a risk. Cause sometimes you pee and you're, and you're, you're ethos like, hey, everything's gonna go in a few different directions. You need to be in there.

You need to control that shit. You need to handle it. You need to aim a little bit. What happens to that guy? Hands up in the hips when his dick goes rogue. I think there's a very fucking happens to that guy. When his dick goes rogue. He's sitting here peeing like he's getting a blowjob

and he's about to go step out onto the deck of his yacht. Yeah. He's really living it up. He's really living it up. He's making the bathroom in the dark. Oh, I can't believe what happens when that dick goes rogue. He's got no care if his shirt falls into the stream.

Yeah, there's no one at all. Goddamn, so fuck this guy. Fuck this guy. So second guy, the more hands the better. You need two hands at least. It's three or four. So then this guy kind of crosses over into this next guy because this guy will usually also make noise.

But then you have these guys that just make way too much noise. You know what, always, there's always this game, a durin'al game where you're trying to balance a beer on something while keeping it as sanitary as possible in the bathroom. Like sometimes it balances on the top of the flusher, the knob, but not always. So I got to look for, my first step is to look for the separator and hope that that's flat on top so I can somehow lean the beer on that or prop it up against the wall. And if that fails, then I go right on top of the flushing mechanism.

But that's always the set, because I need both hands. Yeah. Yeah. And where do you put your, where do you put your shit? I usually go sink. Because a lot of times when I've got to run in, I'm at the office, we're about to go live on a show or something and I got a coffee or something. That, it'll all just stay on the sink. Yeah. It's fine. Fucking guy makes, making too much noise at the urinal. Yeah. Like what's happening? What's happening there?

Just like too many groans or you know, it's like, why are you having such difficulty? Yeah, because if you really actually have to make this much noise, there's something fucking medically wrong with you. Yeah. You, you know, so in some cases it's like, okay, you're 70, this is hard work for you. You've earned this, but like, you know,

these like 25 year old dudes that just stand at the year and are like, oh, what the, do you get all that? That's fucking, yes. I see this shit all the, that's why I'm raging about it. That's why you're like, what's your rage?

I was like, oh, I know exactly what we're going to be. Where do you see a lot of these growners? Yeah, fucking work, man. At work? Yeah. Wow. That's great, young people. At work, it's really doing some good work. We got a lot of,

well, we're at a company that owns like a whole bunch of different channels. So there's the gamut of people. Yeah. But yeah, just, and, um, and if not groans, uh, there's a guy that, oh, same guy, Whistlin, always Whistlin. I always whistlin.

Yeah. I might be guilty of that. Yeah, are you a Whistlin? Well, I find myself whistling and they're not even real. I'm a piss whistler. I find myself whistling in a lot of instances where I didn't know I was doing it and I don't remember how long I've been doing it.

And it's the most annoying thing. I know. Like everybody hates whistling except the guy doing it. There's also a combo of a grown slash whistling guy that will make eye contact and nod. Like when you come up to your urinal, like it's is. But I'm a good whistler too. So it's probably even more,

I whistle like Snow White in a Disney movie, like, la di di di di, like I picture birds and shit flying around me. Well, that's why you don't need hands because you've got woodland animals holding your dick for you while you're being sad. Well, that makes sense, that's magic. That's fine.

Well, I'll try to knock that off for you, but it does, the acoustics in the bathroom, that makes sense. That's magic. That's fine. Well, I'll try to knock that off for you, but it does, it's the acoustics in the bathroom. It makes it even more fun to hear your own whistling bouncing around back at you. The other guy is a, a, a, rap it up a phone call. Rap it up a phone call guy in a stall or in a urinal. Yeah. I fucking hate you. Joe, but that's efficient.

Is it? Yeah. I swear, I swear, I never do it, but I just want to like, just work it up, or I'm just like, he's shitting. He's shitting. Like I just, I just want him to know. Yeah, it's weird. I don't like it. No, don't like these fucking guys. It's not gun control, but fuck these guys. Fuck these guys. I really think they make me just to say crazy. I can't believe you walked across this so often. This is a matter of place. It doesn't seem like as much,

it doesn't seem like I come across it as often as he does, but I know what you mean when it's like, God, that's a lot of fucking noise. Have you tried it? That's a lot of noise you're making for standing up and pushing. Have you tried going no hands, and doing the wishling.

I've tried the no hands, but I get too worried. I get too worried because I gotta go, I gotta put the boys, I gotta put the basket of deplorables all the way over the zipper to keep anything from snapping back. Like, and now I'm using, I'm basically using my junk as like a kickstand to prop open the barn door. So it doesn't flap close while the cow is grazing, right?

Is that too many metaphors for taking a nose I think that ever been? Can you picture it? No, it's fine. Yeah, that was plenty. I want you to get a real good picture in your mind of that. Yeah, but I've tried it, it's too much. It's too much work.

Yeah, so practically you don't need it. And I'm a fucking man. And so I know I don't need to try to prove that to somebody by not holding my dick while I pee. Like, eh, like, like, it's not, you're not Maverick and Top Gun, like you're not impressing anybody. That's true.

You should sing the righteous brothers when you take a little time. Oh, that would be, yeah. See what happens. All right, you got anything else? Is Guy's pissing weird? Oh, just fuck these guys. Also, these guys always the guy who wants

to shake your hand at the sink afterwards. Introduce himself, give you a business card. Always that guy. Well, always that guy. We met that guy at the Emmys. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, hi. Okay. Okay. Let me get to, before I get to the hot goss,

I got to read this very important statement. Oh, boy. So we know there's all kinds of riots going on because black lives matter, right? And I'm always wondering, what the hell, what do these people want? Like what do these quote protesters really want? What do they want us to do, right?

Do you know? Well, you mean like, I don't wanna put you on the spot cause I don't fucking know. I always thought the Black Lives Matter movement, I think people are mistaking it in that it's like, hey, Black Lives Matter and other people's lives don't. They're saying like black lives matter too.

Right. That's surprisingly reasonable of you, right? That's what it is. It's like, yeah. But what do they want? What do they want? What are they rioting for? Like I get a protest for it.

I think they want a dollar an hour raised on my other podcast that I'm the audio-eating important. Well, I think they want black people or or whatever brown people, to be treated the same as white people when they're pulled over or get pulled over at the same rate. Because I think what's happening in America is white America is with the increased use of cell phones and cameras. They're kind of finally seeing things that like black people have dealt with for a long time. Like, with, like with,

well, we know that they are incarcerated at a higher rate. So I think that we could follow. Yeah, you think crimes at a higher rate though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, poor, but you could also compare those numbers to areas like rural areas where it's white population. And they're comparable. Are they? Are you sure? Yeah, I don't see, I don't know the, I can't talk to that.

Well, it's on that. Good news, but you're wrong because I got the list of what they actually want. They sent it to me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Black Lives Matters. This is what they hashtag. Black Lives Matters.

This just then is working for a world where Black lives are no longer systematically and intentionally targeted for demise. Our war of hashtags will not end until the following conditions are met. Number one, I think it's cool that they reached out to you. I think it's cool too. And I want I'm suspicious. I'm a uniter. I want everybody to get along. But so I want to get this out to as many people stop saying, number one, no more white out. A product invented by white people to hide their mistakes, like the 18th and a half amendment, which gave white people the right to play based guitar. So that's number one. Number two, number two, no more white Christmases. Mall Santas and their beards must be black. They blanked out, bleeped out white Christmas.

What? I can't remember what this was about five years ago. One of the listeners is gonna know, I'm dreaming of a Christmas. The Bing Crosby song, I fucking shit you not. This was all over the radio. It was somebody. Somebody did this.

Somebody did this. This is the world we're in where people are pretending to be so stupid that they're blanking out wake. Because snow is racist. You know what, Sean? Good. That's what, because according to this, that's what it's going to take. No more white Christmases.

Mall Santas, inner beards must be black and Santas reindeer must be emancipated and given reparations for years of working for a white slave driver. Number three, still really suspicious of this. Number three, all copies of the Beatles' white album must be colored black. Yeah. It's widely known. They haven't they have Metallica's black album?

Not enough. It's widely known that the Beatles were influenced by Elvis Presley, who in turn stole their music and movies of Black R&B musicians. The white album's cover is cheap and a blatant attempt to whitewash music history. by Elvis Presley, who in turn stole their music and movies of Black R&B musicians, the white albums cover his cheap and ablaten attempt to whitewash music history. Okay. Okay.

Number four, no more saying Barry White, the famous soul singer must be referenced to by his birth name Barry Eugene Carter. He only changed his surname to White at the behest of his manager who told him it'd be more marketable and sound less threatening to Whitey. We could do that. I don't think that would be hard. Call him Barry Decomposed. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. to black Labrador Retrievers. Black Labrador is used to roam free before they were enslaved by masters in town on making them take day-long naps in exchange for kibble and belly rubs. I don't believe that one. Still run out. Yeah, just generally real suspicious that this letter's still.

Yeah. Now, there's surprisingly reasonable though. Number six, I think. After Jack Black must be referred to as Jack not so black because he is in every conceivable way undeniably white. And Jack White must be referred to as Jack super duper white because he is in fact super duper white. That's true.

That's easy, but that's kind of up to Jack Black, I guess. And finally, number seven, no more whitening strips for teeth. Wightening strips are just a device sold by Big Dental to drive a wedge between white teeth and black gums. I don't know, that's... I don't know if you should have black gums. Well, that's what, I don't know, that's what they're saying. Really, one of the last one to just be stopped shooting

on armed people after all that. Do you think that's what they're saying. Really one of the last one to just be stop shooting unarmed people after all that. Do you think that's what they're doing? Like, in every case? Yeah, in it, but you know what, it pissed you off. Not in every case. Because like I saw, I saw the video of this latest guy, Scott, get released today. And this is what I,

they undided her quicker than I've ever seen anyone undided. Sean, they burned their fucking town down faster than anything. You're talking about Charlotte. I was talking about Tulsa. No, I'm talking about Charlotte, the newest riots. I saw the video that came out today. Right. And did that guy do the gun, right? He gets out of his car and starts soning back towards them. Like I've had guns pointed at me by the police, hands up, don't move. That's it. That's what I did.

Hands up, don't move. Because they thought I had a gun. I'm in my car. Swo- I'm in my car. I'm in my car. I'm in the store. Yeah, look at passenger window. Boom cop with a gun pointed right at me. It's hands Yeah, look up passenger. I looked out the passenger window, boom, cop, at the gun pointed right at me.

Hands up, don't move. This, the video that they release has a dude popping out of the car and sauntering backwards with his hands down around his hips. And I'm thinking, beyond anything else, what I'm thinking is wait a minute. You want a person who gets paid $70,000 a year to risk it for that?

Like how much these are police? They're people. Now I have seen comparable videos. You have seen other videos who are armed and holding a gun who just get talked down. So what is the, let me ask you reasonably, what is the compromise? Like are we gonna start, do we just wanna treat everybody as though they can act as twitchy as possible? Like I get that, okay, I get that a white person would receive a different level of threat

assessment in that case, but Jesus, like how are you gonna bake that into people's heads? These are just guys with a job. You can't train them out of getting spooked by a guy santaoring back at you. Is that crazy? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think they need better training. The cops? Absolutely.

Dude, do you really think so? Absolutely, absolutely. But wasn't this statement in Tulsa that they were like, we don't have first-aid training? Was it just like the most recent? I don't know. I don't know. Why don't you just let that guy believe in death? Well, there's no way, all police departments have the same amount of training.

There just isn't. Sure. So it's still not one of us can quite know what's going through their head at that particular situation. But then again, they're supposed to be more trained than the average person in threat assessment, de-escalation, all that kind of stuff. And I know the standards across the boards for police, even the armed forces have been lowered dramatically

to get people in. So I don't know that we're getting the best and brightest, so to speak, all the time. But look what we're asking them to handle. I know, I know. You know, it's not like, and you deal with, you deal with all the time. Well, look what we're asking them to hand. I know, I know. You know, it's not like, and you deal with the, you deal with all the criminals of society. So I understand that you're probably looking for, it's like, this guy's probably not an investment banker who has a flat tire that I'm, that I'm coming up on.

But there is a, her a black radio host talk about, he's talked a lot about this and he's very objective, taking each shooting on a case-by-case basis and it's not always racism, it's not always this and that, but he said when he was growing up, he's from Compton. When he was growing up, he said his dad instilled in him, he said, no matter how right you think you are, no matter how unjust you think, the cops are treating you. Now is not the time to assert your authority

or try to lash back at them. Yes or no, sir, do everything they tell you. That's what it seems like to me, because it could go bad really quickly, deal with it after. Yes, just stay alive. But there are plenty of cases where that's how that's

the reaction and the situation still ends up the same or if not fatal, still brutal. It's, and literally I think what we're talking about is like, how do we solve all this? Because in the question of, what do we want? Not possible to retrain millions of police to remove any amount of racial recognition. No, because we don't do it to fucking waiters. I guarantee you, waiters have the same kind of racist attitudes, but their lives aren't in the line, so nobody cares about it. No, it's moving forward. It's moving forward. It's new training in place, I think, for, you know, up and coming cops. You think so?

I think so. I think so. This is what I've seen from all the research that I've looked at, like all the aesthetics that I've looked at, which are all bullshit and they don't matter. Is that cops are more likely to shoot if they have a body cam because they think they'll be vindicated more likely. Really? Yeah.

So what does that say for training? If they're more willing to shoot, whether or not they're wearing a body cam, if they are wearing a body cam, they're more willing to shoot, that says to me that they think they're right and they're letting people off the hook by not shooting. Well, I know, but you're saying one,

the statistics are, you know, statistics are, the you just say, torture them, they'll tell you anything. But they haven't been wearing body cameras really that long in the big scheme of things and a lot of departments are not doing it. Sometimes they can turn them on and off. They, you know what I mean? It's not a real hard to analyze it.

I think you're in that point. Yeah, it's of really like what's going on. Study the body cameras for 10 years and then tell me like they're more likely to shoot with them on or. I mean, it's hard to argue about Nidigrity. I mean, we literally just talked about people that piss funny and jumping into this.

So, you know, numbers and stats, it's hard for me to, you know, kind of go in cold. But I think what I don't think is arguable is that there is a base problem, whether it's, you know, mentally how you're profiling someone, how you're going into a situation, because I believe, and this might be wrong, but I believe in Charlie,

it's, that's an open carry state, yeah? I don't know. I don't know. I think it is. Let's say it is. So legally, yeah, maybe the guys' hands were too close to whatever, but legally, he's allowed know, maybe the guys hands were too close to whatever, but legally, he's allowed to have this side holster. Okay. The law protects now. Okay.

Yeah, is it an open carry state? That's interesting. I think so. But what you point for it being an open carry state that they're too aggressive when he's santaoring around. I mean, you got cops on you. I mean, for one thing, movement's happening. It's sauntering is the least aggressive word I've ever heard in my life. This man was sauntering like you've never seen. John Wayne saunter's. It's a motion that gives to give an aggressive posture. Like I have sauntering son of a bitch. I'll never forget the look in his eyes.

I hear it. And his sidekick, the sidler. Well, my god, he's sidler. Never been that scared in my life. When I hear people asidekick the sidler. Well, my god, he's sidler, right? Never been that scared in my life. When I hear people talking about it, what makes me a rage about it is that no solution that I hear is in any way reasonable. Let's breed racism out of an entire fucking department

that you can't even prove. Like, well, why people are more likely to get shot in some sense, but physical aggression is more likely to happen against blacks But you'll never get rid of racism anywhere. Never. It's not like that. And it's part of it. It's part of their fucking job.

Like they have to deal with profiling as a... Oh no, profiling as a... So much, with so much shit every day, expecting people that are doing this for work to do any more like every cop I've ever known has been taxed at 110%. That guy, do you remember the last big ride, the black chief of police that came out and said, look, people don't like us usually, but you guys are asking us to do a shit load, the guy that blew up the guy with a robot, the guy that had the robot that blew up the terrorist, the assassin, the shooter. He said, you guys ask us to do way too fucking much.

So everybody's solution to this is to ask him to do more. Yeah. Do more. Like, you think that's gonna, do you go to bed after posting that on Facebook and think that you contributed to the fucking conversation? Does it ever bother you that the only thing the media does is sell ads and the one thing they know will get viewers is telling white people

that they can help fix black America's problem by fucking Facebooking it. Does that ever enter the equation? Like do you ever see them, let's assume that police should all races that some kind of injustice happens on all levels. Do you ever see the other races hammered on TV? Can you name them?

Can you name any other race that's been killed unlawfully by the police? I can name 10 times it's happened to a black guy. And I'm not seeking that out. It's being drilled into me by a fucking media machine. I agree. It's 100%. I think it's doing tremendous harm. The media hasn't reported anything balanced in decades, in decades. I don't know, maybe ever, and ever. 9-11, 9-11 really fucked us all as far as getting information from the

media because now everything is incredibly sensationalized any type of thing. Do you remember? Wait, I mean, 24 hour news is a fucking joke. Do you remember, just real quick though, do you remember what 2001 was, the big news before September 11th, the huge news stories that were running all over the place. One was Gary Condit, what the fuck happened to Shandra Levy No, I remember the the intern or whatever who was probably, you know, I'm just talking about getting out of the news after 9-11 The other was the summer of the shark. Oh

Sharketax, yes Sharketax were significantly down from the years before yeah, but they knew it would get viewers That's right here at all point. They don't care at all. That's my point. They don't care at all though. Just want to whip up. They only want to whip up white people because that's their audience. Slow news cycle. And it's like, yeah, all of a sudden these fucking sharks are going rogue. But these things can also exist side by side.

You can say that the media sensationalized, which I completely agree with. You've really got to watch, I think, where you get your news. But that also does not disqualify the fact that there's a legitimate issue that needs to get fixed or recognized. I have no idea what the fucking solution is. I agree with you. You're never gonna fix cops.

I mean, I agree with you. Like, you know, that police chief, and I list, I remember listening to that interview, and he was just like, I was brutal. Yeah. He was just like, there's just, fuck, I don't know, man. It was heartbreak, it was gut wrenching. Cause you can tell a lot of these,

I was listening to one with the LHPF police too on NPR and he was just, you hear it in his voice. He's like, I want this to get better. I want it to get fixed. Yeah, yeah. But he's like, it's a huge pain in the ass. Yeah, it's like works, I don't know, I don't know, man. And it was just like the most sad sad honest thing I've ever heard.

We're just like, I recognize it. Fuck, this is like, this is a whole pack of cigarettes my dad's making me smoke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck it. Yeah. We're just going down that. We're just throwing this out there. Does it matter to anyone that that was a black officer who shot that guy in Charlotte?

I do they report that? Yeah, I mean guy in Charlotte. I do they report that. Yeah, I mean, you can, yeah, they report that. Is it black man killed by a cop? Yeah, that's the headline. That's the headline. The duplicity because it all has been left on immediately. Yeah, so it's such fucking bullshit. The whole, it makes me more of a rage every day because you can't escape it. And everybody is in this echo chamber that doesn't address with no reasonable solutions.

But this is also not a person who is like, I don't think it matters. This is, I've listened to interviews with black cops who are like, I get yelled at every fucking day. Oh. Because I don't, because I don't profile. Like, because my numbers don't hit. That's an issue that I have with policing right now that I think that's something you can address.

They have numbers. They have numbers. I had numbers I had to hit when I worked for a fucking Best Buy in college. Like that's not something a police department should have. Like you didn't do, you didn't do X amount of stops. Like that's insane.

Yeah. Yeah it is. You know what's funny? This is in Los Angeles, obviously, and it's the driving capital of the United States. And it's the worst traffic year in, year out in the United States. And you can see near the end of each month, a huge increase of cops with cars pulled over on the side of the road. I just happened to notice it when I was driving yesterday and I go, ah, it's like the 24th.

It was the 24th yesterday, whatever. Yeah, I got to hit those numbers. Yeah, absolutely. Like in Burbank, every fucking other stoplight I went through, there was somebody pulled over on the side of the road. It's like, ah, we're behind this month. And it's like, oh, quotas are illegal. It's like, no, they're huge revenue generators.

You know what pisses me off about the whole thing? Is that everybody talks about the cops, like it's not just a guy. It's like you want them to fix this. You can't even hand in a comedy script on time, you mother fucker. And you want these people to like, stereo's got it done. No, I'm not talking about a stare. Like in general, I look at everybody doing what they're doing at their job and I'm seeing fuckups, dozens of fuckups daily. And it's like, you respect these, you know, unless fuckups, you want them to have less encounters, not less fuckups,

they're always gonna fuck up, they're always gonna fuck up. You can't breathe that out of them. Anytime there's a human involved, there can be a fuckup. Guaranteed fuckups. And it happens enough, if you are in that situation of time, statistically, it's going to have to. Yeah, but I guess if you, for me, for the purpose of this conversation,

when you say, what's the fucking solution, if I could point at anything, and I was like, that needs to go, it would be, it would be quotas. Because a lot of departments even break those down by gender by race, and I think those, that needs to go. Like if you have a, if you have a boss who's sitting you down and is like, you have not frisked X amount of black or Latino males between the age of 16 and 25.

They have raised that. Is that in quotas? I've never heard, but I would love to have a peak into that. I was like, what was I listening to it on? Like ultra progressive radio? No, no, no, no, it was just a conversation. Cuck radio. Yeah, it was cuck radio.

No, I was listening to this interview while a black guy fucked my wife. Yeah, cuck radio. Oh, that needs to be my next rage. It's just the word, like, come on kids. Well, you don't like cuck? The word cuck. I don't, you don't like cock? The word, cock. I don't, you know what, if, it's gotta,

I'll give some applause to the 12 people online that use it correctly, but for these kids, they're just like, what? What? You're a cock. I know, yeah, I know. It's like, you adorable little 13 year old boy. I got a soft track, but yeah, that's my one where I can point at that and go,

that could go and probably solve some problems. That takes stress off of officers too. No more quotas. Yeah, get rid of those not quotas and numbers. Yeah. I just I think we're asking, it's like everybody is putting their head in the sand and asking other people whom they probably know to do things that are completely fucking impossible. Sure. I go, all these cops need to make split decisions that go against their entire lives instantly. Like, is there a plan B?

Well, I agree with that. No, it just starts from the top down. It just starts from the top down. The stress of having to do something like that, I can't, I write fucking jokes for a living. I can't, I can't begin to imagine that. Yeah, never make it to a split second. Why put them in a, in a situation, specifically a thing, there's plenty I disagree with about Donald Trump, but he came out, he came out, he came out, he came out, I know, I know,

you got guns with the arms reach, I know, He came out and supported, stop and frisk. Why would you put cops in the, because when stop and frisk was still going strong in New York, that was a quota. That was a fucking number they had to hit. Why are you going to force a number on a police officer where he has to set himself up for a potentially dangerous situation? Yeah. Yeah.

That also makes stop and frisk less defensible. Somebody was tweeting at me this week about stop stopping frisk as Trump was into it. And I'm like, dude, I live in an area where there is guaranteed crime felony happening every week, maybe every night, a couple nights ago after that fucking, after like the, the sympathy protest or the sister protest that we had in Hollywood with the Charlotte protest, not a lot of looting happened here, but there was a bunch of people in the screen. And about two in the morning, a huge brawl breaks out, waking everybody in the block

up with dudes pummeling each other, screaming about shooting, A guy got fucking murdered on my block. And I'm like, stop and frisk. Man, I can see a guy from my fucking apartment that I want stopped and frisked. Are you fucking kidding me? And you're fucking around with like a 14 year old girl down the street. Yeah, it depends where you live.

Stop and frisk, 100 fucking percent. Like, what about the constitution? I'm like, man, fuck the constitution. I got this guy beating people up in the street. Yeah. This is real life. This is where the rubber meets the fucking road. I want that guy stopped and frizzed immediately. Cause this is life.

It's not an academic exercise in like what laws and dials you can turn to make your sim city function as efficiently as possible. It's, there's a guy on the bus who just won't get off. Well, yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. Because you can try to apply logic in every case, but sometimes they're just not gonna play along.

No. All right, this is, I got off on a whole thing. You wanna hear some hot goss? Let's go. Let's go. Asterios sent in a, by the way, asterios didn't write that. That was a new guy named Jordan. Let's do an old favorite. An old favorite bit is back. I've a stereo sent in a, by the way, a stereo didn't write that. That was a new guy named Jordan.

Let's do an old favorite. An old favorite bit is back. And it's very special because it's got, this is a, I'm gonna call this a spite bit, a revenge bit. But this is a, this is a bit back from our old friend, a stereo. You might recognize it. So what a stereo's does is he goes back in history

and finds what the worst thing that happened in history was today. Okay. Reports on it. This is real news that you're getting on by his news. He doesn't say he's not enslaved to ad purchasers. No, no, he's not. He's not a cuck to.

September 29th, 1971, ball player Ron Hunt is hit by a pitch for a record 50th time in a single season. What the fuck Ron? Get it together out there. 50 goddamn times. He's getting hit by a baseball the only way you can achieve orgasm or something. Because it's the only way I can. I made a mess of a bad engaged the other day. Somebody started yelling at me. Like, where am I? Children are watching. And I was like, hey, if you're gonna waste your time talking to me, at least take your top off and stick around a little. Oh, oh god, I got hit by a baseball. Oh god, I'm finishing.

I'm finishing. True story. This is a random one in a shing. 1950, Bell Laboratories invent the telephone answering machine. So every time someone leaves you a voicemail instead of texting you, go, thanks, Bell Laboratories, in the year of the year, in the year of the year, in the year of the year Maybe they'll send a Facebook message to your parents that says like, Hey! Asterios is acting really weird and then asterios will be like, How dare you message my parents? And you'll be like, No, no, we were, we were just worried about you.

We were your friends and asterios will go, I have no friends and you'll sweep a bunch of shit off a desk and... Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Settle down. Forms self-hands. So fuck you, Bell Laboratories!

I think you need an inhaler. I'll even do one more, then I'll drop this hot goss on you. Okay. September 29th, 1996, the Nintendo 64 debut of the United States and DIAPD's debut in children nationwide. It's a me, Eamsalin! I'm gonna help you live.

Oh man, now all I can think about is injecting Mario's blood directly between my toes. And his blood is just pasta sauce, which is delicious. Oh, my, my me, I get in my veins. Okay, so let me give you, this is gonna take a little bit of backstory. This is the beginning of the hot goss. This is me going into my hot goss oven that's powered by all the demons.

It's dark in there. You can't see in there, but I stick my big pizza stick in. My big pizza spatula, you know, like the guys have, and that's when I pull out a big steaming pizza pie of hot goss for everybody. A goss lovers, if you will. The goss lovers. I stick it in. I shoot it around and the demons have been cooking up a pie of hot goss for everybody. A goss lovers, if you will. The goss lovers, I stick it in, I shoot it around and the demons have been cooking up a pie.

You got a 10 to that hot goss off and though, because it'll get kicked up and plugged with so much goss that you can't get your spatula in there, right? So you need to pull it out every week or every couple of weeks or so, which I'm gonna do right now. I get a text from, and I think he's cool with me talking about it like this, because it was all very public.

All of this hot gas was very public, as I think everything should be. And it also doesn't matter if he's cool with it or not. It's gonna happen. Yeah, yeah. Because that's the gas, the gas oven, that cooks up the gasoss is all in private. There's all kinds of demons in there lying and implying and goading and manipulating.

And that's how the goss gets cooked. Then I come in with my pizza wand and bring it all out into the light. And dinner's served. And dinner is served. If all the gosslings who are hungry for the goss, okay, I'm overdoing it. Yeah. And then I'm like, can I have an extra garlic butter and you're like that's 40 cents? That's quite like a kidding. Yeah. Yeah.

I get a text from a stereo saying, Hey, I need to explain this. So I want you to hear it from me first. I got it. I don't remember exactly what it was, but that was the that was the tone It was I want you to know something. I don't want you to get the wrong idea. And he sends me a link to a Reddit post. The URL of Reddit, and I know Reddit a lot. He's on Reddit a lot. He is on, he's on everything a lot. He likes, I hear, I never am,

but he's in of the people. He's on, he goes in, he engages, he, please plug in. He's selling his book. I don't remember what the name is, but I'll link to it on this post. DevastatorPress.com. DevastatorPress.com, thank you. You can pick up a stereo's book.

It's like kids toys book. Whatever it's named. It's like something with funny kids toys. It's like a fake catalog of dangerous kids toys. So, a stereo's text mean, yeah, I gotta tell, I gotta explain this. And I don't want you to see it naked, right? I see the Reddit URL and I know immediately what it is because this is what people love

to do on Reddit. They like to humiliate you by showing something from your personal life and exposing that to everyone and trying to make you look like a liar, right? That's like they, not even that specific. They want to take something personal about you and show it to the world as if they're exposing you. Like, they want you to feel pain. They want to be able to reach through the computer monitor and make you feel vulnerable.

Right? So when he says it, I, I know what's going on. I know, you know, I know what's going on. So I say, look, dude, is it a screenshot of you talking shit about me? And he goes, yeah, basically, yeah, I don't, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck if you're talking, I don't care what you said. You could say the worst thing I could imagine and a stereosis is a hell of a nice guy. So I'm a hundred million percent sure that whatever I can come up with is worse than he could spend all his entire life trying to think of something shitty to say. And I've probably say that in my sleep

six times a night just talking shit, right? Like, look, stereos, I don't care. I don't care what it is. So I go, I get curious later, I start throwing some bruise back and I click on the link. Now you want to know what this motherfucker said, right? Yeah, and I'm like, no, oh yeah, I'm not a huge officer. I'm thinking this is whatever he said is going to be funnier than the rerun of family guy. So I'm going to click on the link and see what he said. I brought in what he said, a user by the name of Bald Eagle something who we don't know. Very patriotic. Very patriotic.

Who we don't know the identity of is doxing esterios, has these private conversations with esterios or so it seemed that he was posting on Reddit. And this is, I'm going to read it because people who listen to the show don't want to go on fucking Reddit and do that. I'm not making people do their own investigative work, right? It's said, I'll skip to the meaty parts. And this is presumably a screenshot of a conversation with the series. It's like a Facebook message. Yeah, that says, honestly, it's nice of Dick and Maddox to give me a platform and an

opportunity to be funny in front of people, but Maddox to give me a platform and an opportunity to be funny in front of people, but Maddox is winning this fight. Something tells me in two months there won't be a dick show, so I'm not sweating it. It starts with, honestly, Dick is like five millionth on my list of things to worry about. So this person... What was the date? Seven six. So...

Seven lie six. So it's a long time ago. Long time ago, right? So I go to the thread, I'm like, well, that's not so what? So he doesn't think that the show would be around, like so he doesn't, he didn't personally think that the show would continue being around. Welcome to fucking Hollywood. That's a safe bet, 99% of the time.

Sort of if he thinks that he's probably glad to be wrong. Yeah. So no big deal, right? But this person has obviously just posted this to her to him. So this is a conversation this person was having with this something he pulled good question. Oh, right. And get the gaskets.

Gaskets. Gaskets. Hatter. Thank you, Joe. So this is the response. And this is, this is where it gets shocking. It's your club. A stereo system. Wow, you got me. This is a chunk of a private Facebook conversation between me and Maddox's girlfriend who contacted me telling me to watch out for dick

and warn me that he might sick his goons on him and his then girlfriend. So this is a private conversation taken by between a stereos and Maddox's girlfriend that somehow ended up on Reddit. A stereos and Maddox's girlfriend was always super cool to me. So I assumed she was having a rough night and I told her what I thought might calm her down

as sexist, the assumption that you could just calm women down by lying to them. I don't know where Stereo's gets off, but say something like that. And the message is above of a, for the record, I'm glad you didn't. Yeah, what a great guy. Whoever this troll is, he got that message from Maddox's girlfriend's Twitter account. So apparently Maddox's girlfriend is suckering people with private conversations and then posting them to Twitter to try to fuck with them.

I'd personal conversations. Can you imagine what kind of a nut job does that in this day and age, taking private conversations and throwing them up on the internet just to humiliate people. Absolutely insane. Absolutely insane. But uh, serious is he goes on. I'll I'll link to the threads when I'm going to read or everybody can delete what they have. The original poster, this bald eagle who was trying to destroy people with these private messages has

since deleted their account. After making claims that they were told by Maddox to stop, stop instigating this shit and stop posting personal conversations that were posted by his girlfriend in the first place. This is why it's a tremendous amount of guys for me to get across, but it has a happy ending, apparently seeing, just seeing something horrible done to Astero, she's a great guy. Dick show fans, the dickheads gave him enough money through Venmo and various donations so that he could fly out to California and see his friends again and be on this show, of course, to talk about, which is red, right?

But oh shit, they did that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, dickheads saw this going on and just started? But oh shit, they did that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's, that's going on. It just started vent mowing him cash. That's fucking awesome. It is awesome. So although I guess all those goons did go after him. The Maddox's fucking girlfriend is, and I heard that Maddox is playing some shit like hilarious comedy recordings about his girlfriend being pissed at him on the Indiana Jones Perse network, but where the comedy ends is where that bitch is going online. Outing private conversations she had with the stereos to try to humiliate him in front of the fucking world.

Fuck her. A trade show model, nobody, who can print this shit out and shove it up her ass. Fuck her. That is the quintessence of a psychobitch who will drag you down into the fucking drain. I mean, I got no love for the guy, but if Maddox wants to extricate himself from the world, the universe of shit that he is sunk himself into by being a total fucking asshole about this podcast break up.

Step one, in the words of Tom Likus, is to dump that bitch. Because that's who goes online, fucking with your friends, outing their private correspondence to the whole fucking world for no other reason than to humiliate a guy who just wanted to come on to podcasts and do fucking comedy, which I will play more of right now. September 1st, 1989, the US Post Office issued a stamp accidentally labeling an apathosaurus as a brauntosaurus. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You stupid fox! Next thing you're gonna tell me that a dick-reat-out-souris is a Delanfist-saurus! Or a sub-fake. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And it never gets me laid. No. September 28th 1992, the cartoon dog city dip, you was on Fox television. Oh, that was a great cartoon. This is a real problem, but hey, remember dog city, German Shepherd's lab, private eye, eight-part, sexy police chief Rosio gravy?

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Things were better when I was a kid. Adulterd is cripplingly difficult, and I escape into nostalgia all the time, as a release from the horrors of current day. Mm-hmm. Doc City! Okay, one more.

September 29th, 1984. Elizabeth Taylor undergoes rehabilitation at the Betty Ford Clinic, because she's a lousy. Goddamn, no good quitter. Alcoholism is hard work, Liz. We've got no room on the bandwagon for whiners and Anci girls who give the rest of us professionals a bad name hold on one sec It's far open What do you mean you're not open sit six? I am

Come on I'll be out in a second. Oh, are you not gonna let me in? Oh, you're too good for me? Well, fuck you Applebees. You think you're playing the Applebees? I'm not going back to this Applebees. Nope. No way. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Here's the last bar left. It'll serve me please. I'm going to release it with Taylor B. Applebees. Oh, no. Applebees, no. I love you. I love you. I love you. You're the last part left in a serving place Don't release it but tell me I love you For a stereo

For a stereo is hitting them hard Oh, man, and that's why I say it's a spite bit because as soon as all that shit dropped on Reddit, he was boom on the text, hey, I got a bit to send you. Everybody's been asking for it. I'm gonna fucking do it in the mornings. I'm like, oh, okay, you. Yeah, I get it.

I got a little stink on that bit. I get it. That was a favorite bit on the old show. Now it's got a new fucking home. Nice. All right. I got a game I don't want to play next. He's a good writer, man. He's great. All right. Um, we got a, I got a game that I want to play next. You see he's a good writer, man. He's great. A story of funny dude. Yeah, great. He's a good

dude. Mishu, a stereo's coconut. If anybody wants to add to the gospel, it means go ahead, but I assume like normal, I'm the only one who wants to shovel the pizza pie and hot gods out of the oven. Well, you know, I'm very much an outsider. And literally, the amount of information I know is that the two of you used to have a podcast and now you don't. Yeah. And that's literally it. So I'm always just sort of fascinated.

Literally all I know. And that is stereosis on them sometimes. I'm waiting for this gentleman to call in. Oh, yeah, who's calling in? This is Jordan. This is Jordan. This is Jordan. See, the BLM bit. New comedy writer for the Dix-Shop.

Oh, he's got a game for us. Jordan, you want to tell us about the game that you got cooked up? Yeah, hey guys, the game is called Drunk, High, or Sober. Yeah, like F. Mary Kill. Yeah. Kind of. So how does the game work? Actually, not at all.

Yes, the game work? Actually, not at all. Yes, the way the game works is I'll read a news headline and a short bit about the story. And then you'll have to guess whether the protagonist antagonist is drunk, high, or sober. Okay. Story. Sounds good. What's the first one? Who all is playing? Just like a guy? This is me Sean and Joe star, Emmy winning Joe. All right, so the first story headline, DC woman arrested for allegedly stealing police officers French fries. A woman in Washingtonc phase charges of theft after reportedly stealing french fries from a police officers plate at a local restaurant where was this woman drunk high or sober

oh i'm i'm gonna say hi what state what town washington dc washington dc you need more you need a street uh... what do you know what do you, what would it be? What would it be? What would it be? What would it be?

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What would it be? What would it be? What would it be? What would it be? What would it be? What would it be? What would it be? What would it be?

What would it be? What would it be? What would it be? What would it be? What would it be? What would it be? I'm gonna say sober because the gut reaction is to say hi because it's food. I'm gonna go sober. I was also gonna go sober, but I'm just gonna go with the third one now and find out what happened. Drunks, yeah. All right, you guys,

I'm gonna go with stone because that is what would possess me to steal fries from a cop. Yeah. All right, so according to Fox five, two women whom the officer believed to be intoxicated approached his table to begin a conversation when one began to eat his fries from his plate. So that is drunk.

Oh, drunk. Well, the officer made this a big deal. Apparently. Yeah. It's drunk lady eating some french fries. Yeah, it's like, yeah, to help us. Why wouldn't you just grab the, hey, stop and frisk numbers to hit.

You won that one. Joe Star got a point. Yeah, Joe's got a point. All right, Joe, you got one. I wasn, I was gonna vote over but I'll take the I should clarify the rules. Hi is all encompassing that means oh being stoned PCP I'm forever cement, you know, et cetera, et cetera. Okay. Yeah, right. All right. So next story is Madera man arrested for stealing little girl's bike and riding it Madera police said Mariano Miranda was riding a pink bike

on fourth and G streets around 130 Sunday morning. Oh, I know that's drunk. I've wanted to steal little kids stuff when I'm drunk all the time. And he's the funniest thing in the world. Like when I steal, I take the little Irishman's toys when I'm at my sister's house and I'm drunk all the time and play with them.

I know that's drunk. I'm gonna double down. Yeah, I'm going sober again. Yeah, yeah. Could be. Joe's going I know that's drunk. I'm gonna double down. I'm gonna double down. Yeah, I'm going sober again. Yeah. Yeah. Could be. Joe's going sober. Sean's going drunk.

Drunk. Drunk. The suspect was arrested for public intoxication. Yeah. Yeah. Easy. That is a very drunk thing. Easy.

That's a drunk thing to do. I just wanted it to have like a weird fetish. Yeah, pink bicycle. Pink bicycle. Or just kids toys. Yeah, pink bicycle. Pink bicycle. Or just kids toys. Yeah. Highest guys deal with kids toy today, or else I can't function.

All right, what's next, you know what? Next story, Man Totals bosses Lamborghini. Carriacans 29, smash the purple limited edition mercil logo into a set of railing shortly before the vehicle erupted into a fireball. Oh, she was high. No, sober. I'm going to go sober. It'll fucking your hot.

Jesus, I want to know what it can do. It gets away from you a little bit. There's just something about the phrase bosses, uh, was for us. Roarie, Lago Lamborghini. Uh, bosses, there's just something about bosses Lamborghini that just screams too much cocaine to me. I think you're talking about the 80s. I forget high.

I don't smoke anymore. They do moon rocks or splim beams or blim blams. Nobody does poke anymore. High is all I'm pressing on. I can't get rid of in my apartment. What's that? Well, there'll be several listeners over shortly then. It's like a silver.

It's a silver. It's a silver. Yeah. So Dick's going silver. Yeah. Hi, Sean's going silver. Yes. All right.

The court heard how Adkins was three times over the lima for cocaine when he was tested. Oh, what? Fuck you. Welcome to the house with his mother fuckers. And you drive the bosses. That's, I didn't think people were that stupid. I'm not damn.

So far away. All right, next one. Joe, you crashed any lambos lately? First time I saw cocaine done in person, it was by a 14 year old child. Yeah, where? I was working, I was a camp counselor, and one of the counselors threw a party

and these like the little counselor and training kids came, and one of them was just doing cocaine a bathroom. And I was like a camp for child stars. Well, this is like my first year at a Kentucky And I was like, oh California. Hi a 14 year old 14 year old kid just do a coke Boy girl girl 14 year old girl just do some Rich girl just do a coke. Yeah, what did you do?

I you know what I stared and I just like walked off Couldn't even process what should you do? 26 I walked off. Couldn't even process it. What should you do? How old were you? 26. 26 year old doesn't know what to do about a 14 year old girl. She was like, she was like, I was like, all right, bye.

Scope. What were you doing in the girls' bathroom? Oh no, it was a person's home. So I was going to use the bathroom, open the door. For one thing, rookie mistake 14 year old kid locked the bathroom, open the door, for one thing, rookie mistake, 14 year old kid, lock the door. Lock the door. You just sit on the door that don't go,

and it's like, on a soap dish, unlike the soap dish from the counter. Wow. Okay, see I see now a cop, they don't have the option of walking away. Okay, chart it next. Listen, next one. Should've shot her.

Yeah, we're gonna stop doing codes. Man charged with shooting corncubs at neighbors home. Sober. A 50 year old, Westerly man is charged with shooting corncubs at his neighbor's home. Like at the dinner table? Like propelling the corncubs at the house

or shooting them with a pistol. Police say he used a potato gun to shoot corncobs at his neighbor's house. That's awesome. They were the projectiles. He was sober. I just take an engineering element to it. So perhaps he was sober. I mean, yeah, or it could have been made before, but if you get in a feud with a neighbor,

you're very likely to do anything sober. That's true. So what are you going with? You get a higher drunk. God. You want to go drunk? Yeah, I'll go. Because he's being goofy. Maybe he set it up in advance and couldn't find the potatoes. I'll go. I'll go. The corncops. I'll go. I'll go. High. Because he was doing it because he thinks it was funny. Like, he knew they weren't home or something.

He was on bath salts and just like, I'm gonna shoot some fun. I could be on weed, make some giggles. Not everybody sits in front of the TV and, you know, eats chips and watches infomercials. I wish I could see it. Sometimes he just thinks it's like, this is funny. I'm gonna go with drunk. I'll go, hi.

And what's Joe going with? Sober. Sober, okay. The Westerly son reports that Jeffrey Oceola was arrested Tuesday night. Police say he answered his door shirtless and had corn kernel stuck to his chest. He was sober. God

damn it. Yeah. How far? What's the score right now? Right now? Do I get bonus points for guessing? Okay. Three. Dick one, Sean one. Oh, so you win no matter what. All right, let's do the last one. Just for, let's make it a double points round. So at least it's high.

I'm gonna ask questions. This is how you lost the Emmy, too. It's that. Last story. Man strips drives pickup into Southwest plane in Nebraska. Oh, authorities say a man wearing only boxer shorts stole a pickup and drove it into a Southwest Airlines plane at an airport in Omaha, causing minor injuries to three people on board.

He was high on meth. Oh, my God. Well, Nebraska. I mean, that, you got reactions. You got to be drunk, right? Yeah. Yeah. But taking your clothes off, that is a high.

Yeah. Well, to be drunk thing to double and yeah, high on meth. Okay. Well, if I'm going to tie you, I can't, yeah, if it's not meth, I don't get the point. Let's say that. I'm going to go, I'm going to go drunk. Sure. Oh, God. Because that's a fruit. When I'm drunk, that's the first thing I do when I get home, take everything off. I know. I know. I'm not going to. I think it's drunk. Okay. Do I know what is it?

Epile airfell police chief Tim Conahan says an officer spotted the man outside the terminal Thursday evening screaming that people were trying to kill him. When officers approached the man ran, climbed a fence into the gate area. He was hungressed and stole an airline pickup. He drove into the plane, which was headed to Denver as passengers were boarding. He was sober. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Jesus, Jordan, terrible game. Ha, ha, ha, ha. All right, Jordan, thanks for calling in. Yeah, thanks, Jordan. You're a good one. Let's see, I've got some more this week in shit's dream. But first, Dustin said David Clegg was on the line. Dustin is that true?

Dustin did you think that was terrible again? No, no, I was fucking with them because I lost nobody can tell cuz you so he's got such a dry Delivered dry That's yeah, so I don't know tells no tells on that man Hey, hey, you're on the dick show. Who do we got on here, Dustin? I hear something. I think Dustin died. Oh, who is this? The one, the only water boy. Oh my God, it's a water boy. The guy responsible for making the greatest theme song anyone's ever heard the theme song for this show in probably two hours. You're a talented. Yeah, I get so much family about that. I think my favorite one is someone said it as their alarm clock.

And apparently it pumps them up to do their morning shit, like literally take a morning shit. Dude, I hum it to myself all day. I've gotten a fucking lap dance to the theme song for the show. And it was a high energy lap dance. That's how I got back on the show. He needs a much

longer version then. Yeah, everybody wants a little bit of a lap dance, dude. The problem is, is I want to be able to extend it in a way that's significant, like, is actually worth listening to. Yeah, you don't want to just keep repeating. Yeah, I would rather have no extension than a dumb one. Oh, totally. Yeah, that I was just in for lap dances. Shake that beam song ruined my search history because I had to find so many instances of people saying dick. Well, thanks for taking one for the team. All right. So you've had, you got a couple things going on. I want to hear what makes you a rage. But I know you also have you also were involved in that latest hot goss explosion on Reddit. Yeah. It was.

You take your pick, dealer's choice, what you want to talk about. Well, I can talk briefly about the Reddit thing. Even though I made a post about it, it's a lot smaller than what was going on with the stereos because I'm just an acquaintance of Maddox, I met him in Las Vegas, and I don't have any like super crazy hate for him or anything like that. But the point I was trying to make is that the whole thing with hysterios makes sense

because Maddox is seriously one for his principles. To a point that I think can be a little bit detrimental to friendships and stuff like that. What about the principle of hijack and the iTunes feed? You think that's principled? Well, not just as an aside, like, you know, it's done is done. I don't really give a shit, but that happened. How about that?

Yeah, I definitely disagree with that. I was actually on the Reddit and someone was talking about how it's got a lot of one-star reviews. And they said, oh, the best debate in the universe is sitting at four right now. And someone said, yeah, that's because he hijacked it. Oh, yeah. So that's so the hijacking has brought the overall reviews for that show down is what

you're saying. Well, no, no, he started at like a blank slate of like five stars because it's writing off of the what is it? The biggest problem. Yeah, but so the new reviews that have come in have lowered the overall reviews of the old feed because it's tied to the old feed. So that had all the old reviews on it that were all positive and the hijackery, the horse cockery has lowered the overall reviews of that show.

So you've got a feed that has reviews of an old show is how transparent the fucking thievery is in that case. I mean, you know, I'm not, I'm not busting balls. I just, I think it's interesting that people have this need to make artists that they like their product, also good people. Like some people just don't believe that Woody Allen is a pedophile

because they like his movies. I know, this is true. You can say, he's, you can admit that he's a pedophile and still watch the fucking movie. Yeah, like that's all cool. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, like that's all cool. Yeah, fucking. Well, Helen is one of my favorite movies. So the thing is, I can look at someone as an artist

and I can look at someone as a person. Like, yeah. I think that it's important to understand that artists have their work and it's influenced by all kinds of things, but them as a person is kind of separate. Like someone can be a total asshole, but make a lot of really good stuff.

Sure. It's just that when they talk about their principles, you can kind of say, oh, that's kind of bullshit. I think yeah. Yeah. I go back and forth on that. Mainly, it sucks because I legitimately think Maddox does a lot of cool stuff and he's been my idol since what, since I was 10 years old, first reading what is it, his website.

Yeah. So seeing all this, it's like, eh, this sucks. Yeah, but I'm also the kind of person that thinks that things can get better. Everything has a potential to get better and improve. Sure. Positive guy. All right, buddy, what makes you a rage? Okay.

So the first time that I talked to Dick Masterson since the theme song was talking about Trump, but specifically the fact that I really can't stand other liberals. That's what makes your age other liberals? Yes, because I am a huge liberal, like the cock levels are through the roof. I am super crazy liberal. But the problem that I have is that there are other liberals that are just as bigoted as the people that they are claiming are bigots. It's just horrible. Do you have a parent? Oh, let him get his liberal thing. I guess you can talk about parents in the background.

I'm interested in the set of them. There are parents. I had to push them out of my room. This is a big family house. And there are birds in it. He's a fancy guy. Water boys are living in a palace over there with like a minasurer. A man with birds and tigers.

He's in Vegas. I was curious. That's why. Okay. Yes. Continue. Sorry. So what's an example of liberal bigotry, then? We'll get you on the board.

So the thing is, is when I go on Facebook, I don't see a lot of intelligent discussion. A lot of liberals think that they're open-minded because they've opened-minded stances. Yeah. But that doesn't make them an open-minded person. They gotta be able to sit in the same room as someone and not wanna murder them. And so what you end up getting is,

oh, Ben Carson is an absolute reed to our look at this wacky thing that he did. And it's not like actual discussion about policy. It's basically just liberal shit posting, but they pride themselves on that. And that really bothers me because that's not open-minded. Well, a lot of people just blindly root for their team. Never gonna change, never gonna change.

Probably never has been different either. I mean, we're just seeing it now because everybody's plugged into the matrix all day at night, but I don't think it's ever been different. I'm starting to doubt it. That's just the way people work. Like that's why everything's 599 because people are fucking dumb. Every single, like that's why every, every car, 13,999, like that, that should tell you everything you know.

You need ever need to know about people. This is how if an alien picks up anything from our civilization. It's, well, they were so stupid that they put nines on things to make themselves think that it was the lower number. That's how fucking dumb these monkeys were on their planet. That that tricked them all day, every day. Well, what you're talking about, what it makes, I think what you're talking about is doing stand up, that's a premise. And Ben Carson is stupid, is a premise.

And you get a lot of people trying to do comedy and you'll see it like new people starting out, doing open mics and stuff like that. And they'll be like, Donald Trump's an idiot. And then like there's not a huge reaction. And you can tell they're like lost on stage. They're like, no one's laughing and no one's clapping. And it's just like, okay.

Yeah. Yes. Why, you know? Yeah. That seems like why all of us? The Hillary's a bitch. Yeah. Okay.

I remember it's weird that it's a massacred sin about this. Because when I was a little kid and when George W. Bush was president, for some reason it was like the invitation for everyone to try and be a stand-up comedian, but the big news is that people generally aren't fucking funny. No. No. And it's the same case with Donald Trump where it's like, instead of actually talking about And it's the same case with Donald Trump, where it's like, instead of actually talking about the reality of the situation, people are more inclined to joke about his hair or joke about his name or what his name once was or whatever. It's fucking stupid.

Not realizing that at every moment, at every turn, they're actively contributing to a conversation that has nothing to do with policies. Like as excited as they are every single second of ripping on the guy because of his looks, they'll turn around and vilif and hang somebody for saying that a woman's too fat. Yet they will sit there and tear on his looks all day every fucking day because they hate him. Like it's just everybody yeah, it's sure. Everybody's so cool.

It's no logic to it. And that's, I feel like that's kind of why we're coming to a head, because both sides do that, you know, it's just like, and it's like, okay, well, like what's, what's this solvent?

You know, the last name thing in the context of, you were, your family will also immigrants, like I can see like someone being like, eh, but people being like, huh, Trump sounds funny. Yeah. It's the same reason why the, the Fallen interview drove me fucking insane.

Where it's like, you wasted all this time. You're just touching his hair and laughing and giggling. You know why? You know why that went the way it did? Because Fallen realizes he's going to win. Fallen is doing the Leno turn. Where because for the last eight years, liberal comedy has ruled the airwaves. That is going to fucking change.

The second Trump gets in the White House and Fallen sees it. That's how that guy gets to that level. Is he sees what's going on? Well, I mean, that's a company wide thing with NBC. Yes. And NBC goes, no more celebrity apprentice. Good bye, Donald Trump, but then he hosts us and now. You know, there's somebody at NBC that's like, that's my boy. Same reason, McDonald got tossed for all the OJ stuff early on in SNL.

Someone was like, no, no, no, I play golf with that man. You're fucking fired. Yeah. Yeah, you know, they make a big show of, yeah, no hate speech from you, Donald know, they they they they make a big show of yeah, no hate speech from you Donald Trump But also please come post our flagship comedy show and then come on the fucking tonight show Yeah, all right. I didn't mean to to I'm gonna water boy out Thanks for calling you got any more on that I got another caller on the line. I completely stole it from you I apologize real quick that

The point I'm trying to make is that I've had legitimately good conversations with Trump supporters and I on the line. I completely stole it from you, man. I apologize. Real quick that the point I'm trying to make is that I've had legitimately good conversations with Trump supporters and I cannot fucking stand talking to liberals sometimes without uppity. They are. That's just, oh, I got it. I teach painful when the people on your side make fools of themselves. Well, fucking painful. It's painful. The way that the extremes on both sides work to me is that the right wants to legislate morality and the hard left wants to legislate what you can eat and what you can say. Yeah, but you know what dude? The left wants to legislate morality too. Like it is it is

Morality is morality make me want to provide for well for the homeless. I guess I'm thinking unfortunate. I guess I'm thinking yeah, yeah, They want to put a gun to my head and say, you got to fund poor kids' schools. And I'm like, oh, I don't want to. I don't want to. I guess I'm gonna get more... I want to fund it less. More about sex, more about reproduction, more about...

That's fucking... More about morality. More about morality from God. Yeah, that's a marketing campaign that they've sold you. Like, they've convinced everybody that the right is about moral policing, but they both are. They both just want you to use just to take your money to make you do things

you don't want to do already. All right, we got, I got David Clegg on the line and I think we're gonna wrap it up. What do you guys think about that? I apologize again, Water Boy, pretty much hijacked your rage. Oh, that's fine. All right.

You can call in again. All right, I've got a guy who's involved in David Clegg. Are you on? I'm on. So you were going around on Facebook talking shit about me. Is that right? Are you one of these guys causing a ride in the dick train with the wrong way, trying to push it back in the wrong way

where it's not supposed to go. I got a screenshot of shit you've been talking. Do you want to tell me about this? Well, Dick, really what I've been doing is more like pointing out some of the contradictions and inconsistencies in your stories. Well, let's hear them because I don't want you going on Facebook

and fucking complaining and talking shit about me when you could easily come on this show and entertain everybody with it. What do you got? What kind of inconsistency? By the way, are you bald eagle? Are you this person on Reddit trying to humiliate a stereo? Is that you? I wouldn't be caught dead on Reddit.

No. Okay, because everybody's wondering about the identity of this person. It seems like a woman to me, because that seems like a womanly thing to do, like screen capping conversations and posting them online, like taking guys dick pics that they send you and fucking humiliating them, like, Brett Farve, and what did they do wrong? Nothing. Is that what the Reddit guy is doing? That's what they're doing. Yeah. So what's your, what's your fucking problem with me? Why are you talking shit? I'm trying to find the screenshot here, but what's the deal?

Why are you bad mouthing Maddox all the time and saying things that you know probably aren't true? What? What's one example of me bad mouthing? All right, so here's my favorite example. My favorite example here is that you have this, what's the word I'm looking for? You have this me, I guess you could say, of Maddox trying to prevent anyone from coming

on the Dixho when it's completely false and verifiably so. Oh, you're way out of your element. Why do you think it's verifiably false? Asterios just posted that he was asked not to be on this show. I have, I've been told by someone who is not. I trust Asterios, the man who blocks anybody on Twitter who dares to disagree with him about any of the dumb political crap that he's constantly doing. Why does that have anything to do with his honesty level?

If he just doesn't give a fuck what you think, like that doesn't have anything to do with whether he's honest or dishonest, He just don't have time for you. You're calling a stereo. That's not Sean. Oh, that was Joe. That's Joe star. Looks like you're pending for another block. What? Why are you going to go? I'm asking you go on the show and you call a stereo salir for what? Just because you don't think, just because he blocks you, because you're harassing him. No, I never harassed Asterios, first of all.

All I do is dare challenge one of the many loud opinions he shot out. So he doesn't want to hear you, what's the problem with that? He wants to block you. That doesn't make him a liar. That's why blocking exists. Just make some busy. No, it makes him an asshole.

He could have just ignored it and not done anything, but he chose to argue with me for a few rounds and then block me. Yeah, that's how the internet works, man. Welcome to the fucking, welcome to the show. People don't want to hear that, like, look, everybody on the internet has more time on their hands than you. Astereos has got a lot of followers. He doesn't want to read somebody's shitting on him or disagreeing with him. So what? He wants to focus on comedy. Doesn't make him a liar. What the fuck's wrong with you? You go on, you go in front of so many people and call somebody a liar.

It's a form of censorship. So how the fuck does that make him a liar? Listen, how does that make somebody a liar? You go on the air and you accuse someone of a horrible thing like just flat out fucking lying like it means nothing. There's a man's name we're talking about. What the fuck is wrong with you? Man's name we're talking about.

That's why I have a real problem with you bashing on your former co-host so much And he stole the fucking iTunes fee. What do you want? What's wrong with that? He's telling people they can't come on this show According to his videos according many other people. How do you know that? How do you know you tell no no no? Stop in time. I'm new one on me. How know? Yeah, I can't verify with the stereos. How do you know? How do you know? Tell me how you know that he's not telling people.

Were you told that? I checked. Were you told that? Him Chang, it was verified false. Tim Chang's made that up to a voidrama. I don't know about a stereos, but that's the case with Tim and so you're calling Tim a liar too. Absolutely not.

I'm saying he sweated it in the heat of the moment. Look, I asked him on one of his streams, are you betting from going on the Dix show? He said, no, I'm actually not. No, because he didn't take the show on the person network. That's why I was very explicit. Tim was told if he took a show on the person that he could not be on this show, just like other people were told that, just like Asterios was apparently told that in the fucking comments. So you're saying that Tim made that up to me?

Comments in the comments. You're going to believe comments on the internet. Asterios made the comment. It's a test to his name. I think he's an honest guy. I think he's more honest than me. And that's what he said. So what all these people are just making up stories?

Who was the second guy who you mentioned in a recent episode? Oh, that's their story. I'm gonna let them tell that. Well, you didn't even give that guy's identity. So how are we supposed to believe the source? I mean, look, you look. Can you say some guy said something?

It's not very, very viable. Not to interrupt, but I know the source in it is very, very, very trustworthy. There you go. All right, what else you got that I've been lying about that all these fucking people are cooking up to frame OJ, your hero. What else you got?

Well, Dick, one thing that bothers me, even though perhaps it's not exactly a contradiction, is the fact that you're complaining about him giving away bonus episodes. Everyone that was just going to pirate those anyway, I very much doubt that there were very many people who were still buying the bonus episodes after the show actively died, which you killed it by the way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I killed the show. died, which you killed it by the way. I'm sorry. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I killed the show. How is that? Well, it's not entirely fair for me to say it that way. What's entirely fair? See, this is this implying shit that drives me crazy. You are such a fucking pussy. You get on the show. No, I'm not.

You are such a fucking pussy, man. I can hear it through the air. You get on the show and you make these Accusations and then back off like you say I ended the show, but you can't verify it Directly woke up and you're like hey, you got a sleepy. He's sleepy. That's why that's why it's okay to make these wild accusations Not back the you're such a fucking pussy, David. Tell me how I end the show. Tell me how I ended the fucking show.

I've got no prep time. This is completely, I didn't get any advance notice on this. I'm heated more time. Let me read you a comment. Who we, I'll have a much more compelling thing for you, but right now I'm on the seat of my pants, brother. Is this a serious? No, there's something wrong with this guy though. I'm really thankful for you, but right now I'm on the seat of my pants brother. Is this a serious?

No, there's something wrong with this guy though. Do you hear the mania creeping into his voice when he gets pressed? Like that act, like it's a joke, like he's laughing at it, but I think there's something wrong with his head. How did I end the show? You tell me. On dick, you don't have to be such an asshole. I'm not trying to be an asshole.

I do this to everybody. It's all to be an asshole. I challenge people. How is this challenging? You calling people a liar? You calling to the show and just tell me I'm lying about shit? How is that challenging?

And then you can't back anything up. This is the problem with you. You don't back up shit. That's why I call you a pussy. What is the evidence? I'm packing anything up. What are you talking about? Here's the comment.

I'll read the comment, you wrote. Hey, the stats. What's stats? I'm just saying in general, you hate stats, so why are you complaining about, you know, the fact that I don't have any stats on the topic. See, there's something wrong with him, right?

Half an hour to prepare. There's definitely something wrong with this guy. You've had way more than a half hour. You're. There's definitely something wrong with this guy. You've had way more than a half hour. You're on Facebook all the time making talking shit. No, I'm not. I'm on there occasionally. I barely go on there.

How? Because people are so mean. I mean, come on. Like, dude, I'm still a fan of you. You don't have to be so aggressive here. Why are you afraid? Is it hurting your feelings? You're going around talking constant shit

and lying and implying, tillic saying that a stereosis a liar, what the fuck do you mean? I don't have to be so aggressive. This is my fucking name. I'm not necessarily saying it's a liar, but I don't trust him very much. Gosh, I don't trust people who can't handle

other people's opinions, okay? Sheesh. You should get some followers and then see what it's like. If you live in, walk a mile in his shoes. Somebody's calling him a liar all the time and the internet, of course, he's gonna fucking block you. I didn't call him a liar.

The example I brought up was simply daring to challenge one of his aggressive political posts. That is all. I'm sure you've done it. That's also maybe not, because you don't check your Twitter enough. That's also not censorship, by the way. Yeah.

Astero is not the federal government. He's just the person who's choosing not to fucking listen to you. If this is real, censorship's been your personal realm to block somebody. Oh, geez. Oh, that's a fuck outta here. Now you're an absolute rocker.

If this isn't the internet, this is a thing that I hate. No, you blocked me. You're blubberber. Yeah. Let's say the internet is just someone's house. It's a house party. Yeah.

As stereosis in his own is talking to some friends or even in a public space. Let's say it's the mall, it's the food court. Everybody's having some sabarros. Yeah. As stereosis talking to somebody about whatever Bernie Sanders is a weird murder or whatever it is that he wants to talk about. And you walk up out of nowhere and you're just like, actually, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you don't

do that to people. That's a, that's a weird, it's an internet. It's a weird faux pas. Like just busting into a, into someone's circle into their conversation, just going, I'd block this shit out of you. I was. This is not comparable though, because he was directly tweeting

some aggressive political stuff. Aggressive. All aggressive political stuff. Who gives a, what kind of political stuff that he thinks guns should be regulated or something? Did he have you like in a submission hold? Aggressive. What?

You call it aggressive. What were you doing? It's a cretin by someone said. Very incredibly opinionated and very offensive to anyone who disagrees with the statement. That's the fucking internet. All right, so let me, let me get back to your first claim about the bonus episodes. What do you mean you think that? What did you say about my take on that was?

Did you think Matt, did he not give away the bonus episodes or did he? I don't know, but I don't think it matters because the bonus episodes are up everywhere now, and anyone who wants them can get them for free anyway. Giving away the bonus episodes is reasonable because the show is now dead. Yeah, but that's not how ownership works there, buddy, boy. If you make something with somebody, you both have a copyright on it. You can't just decide to give it away. It doesn't matter. There is a level of autism around the law on the internet that I don't think-

You go out with autism, Dick. Come on, man. You got to stop with that. Why do you think it's not okay to say retarded, but it's okay to use autism as a consult? That's pretty messed up, Dick. You got a problem with me saying autism? That's what this is, is that what this is about? No, Dick, I'm just saying it's too close to home. Is it too close to home? It's better around an insult, man.

Well, it's a literal interpretation of events that is deranged. Something when you create something with somebody, something you both own part of it. You are both entitled to ownership of it. You can't just give it away without permission. You can't. I mean, you can, again, you can talk yourself into thinking that that's okay if you wanna like Maddox's personal work,

but it's not. It's not. You and Maddox also has hair ears now too, right? Who fucking cares? Well, you call it a personal work. Well, have you seen our Patreon? Uh-oh, right, all fucking cares? Well, you call it a person at work. What have you seen on a Patreon? Uh-oh, right, all right. This is turning into a different measure.

Incredibly paywalling Patreon that makes me rage, hell yeah. David, thanks for calling in and showing everybody what a huge push you are. Get your thoughts together and call back again. Yeah, yeah, put your prep together, go to Reddit, gather all your resources, but don't fucking imply. If you get on, make some claims and back them up

and stop with the bullshit. Stop with your fucking lies and bullshit, man. Have a good one. Oh my God, this fucking guy. He's unstoppable. What is this is what the internet brings us? People like that. Everybody's got to, everybody's got to deal with people like that.

Okay. I think that's all the time we have for today. I got some more hysteria space and then we'll call it a day. October 2nd, 1979, in a visit to New York City, Pope John Paul II denounces both torture and concentration camps. Bold move, Johnny P. I thought those things were great, but the Pope denounced them, so they're bad. This brave courageous stance totally excuses all those pedophiles you shifting around for decades. Hit the showers, Pope JP, and help yourself to an altar boy on the way in. You're an adorable fuck.

Zip, 10th, 28th, 1975. Nine hostages are taken in London in an event for media dubbed the Spaghetti House Siege. Mama Mia, that's a spicy hostage crisis. Take a hostage, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, if you don't be dar-demand, don't-don't-to eat some pasta. Can you tell I did no research into what actually happened during this event? Because I sure can't. September 28th, 1987, Star Trek the next generation they've

used on syndicated TV, doing a generation of versions to even less time outside. My friend David is an outside dad. There's no galaxy class Federation starships outside dad leave me alone That's all for now until next time. This is a stereo's coconut saying the past can go a fucking Thank you a stereo. It's very good. I got I got a ton of fanshit that I didn't get to this week. I feel really bad about it. Let me see here. Do you remember those reading kits that I was talking about last episode? The reading kits?

Yeah. What do you mean? No. That my most traumatic moment in elementary school was being forbidden reading. Right. There was a box of stories and I got halfway through it, and then the teacher said I couldn't read anymore because everyone else was out there.

You were too far ahead. It was making other kids feel bad. So she said, you're not allowed to read anymore. And I never read again. That's disgusting. It's degenerated. He wrote a book and never looked at what he was writing to. No, never read that.

I just thought it. I talked it into drag and dictate it. Oh, that would be okay. Apparently, they're called the SRA Reading Lab. So I bet I could pick one of those up on eBay and have like my rosebud moment. Yeah. And finally read all the stories.

All these juicy purple stories I'm seeing, Mov. She never got to. Oh, I see where I got cut off, too. I can see the green where I got read one of these green stories. These juicy because they got more complicated at every level. Like, your reading comprehension was to improve at every level. I got one of these green stories and I didn't think that it. So wait, nothing else.

So I could go buy this on eBay, I think, or maybe down, maybe down about it. Get my fill of that. What else did I get here? Somebody was saying, your idea, I said, Sean will never just go along with something that someone's talking about. Like people do this all the time,

you'll ask somebody, oh, did you see somebody sent in an example of it? I do it all the time. I don't think you do, man. You have too much integrity. Somebody that says, I do what sometimes. Hey, you like hockey, right?

And somebody said, somebody text back, and they said, did you see the, Bob Bolby stroganofsky goal last night against the ducks? And the guy goes, yeah, it was, did you see the Bob-Bold-B stroganofsky goal last night against the ducks? And the guy goes, yeah, it was insane, but it's not a real guy.

It's like some cartoon character. That's what, and that's what people are. That's what they do. They just say, yeah, I just don't want to disappoint you. Yeah, I'll do anything to not disappoint you. And I just bought a car that I think in my brain cost $13,000, even though the numbers say $14,000. That's what people are.

Chris Strand sent in an amazing song. I'm gonna play it up top next week. I'm gonna try to go into it. And Ali, God, I got so much great fan art. Ali Hassanine made some of the sickest fan art. Ali Hassanine and Maximum Panic, those guys are, I'm putting them both up on the board because they have made some really fucking amazing fan art. Let me see if I can get a copy of it to show you guys real quick.

If that's possible to do with the fucking jinx that I got going all the time. You'll be able to hear it, but not see it. Okay, here is the brutal fan art from Ali. Look at this. That's me and the nation's way. Isn't that rad? That's cool. He's got everything, even the fucked up hairline.

And he's got the background. I'm gonna post that on the site, but the background is. It's the one sheet. Dude, it's all of the things that we've been talking about on the show, like my messed up box, Pokemon for the Pokeballs, the Cucklimpics. there's a medallion for the Cucklimpics where the rings are all fucked up.

They look like a dong if you look really closely. He's got my AR-15 with the chopped off mag. It's got Tyler Perry's blackout, my black comedy about the hangover version, or the Black version of the hangover. I got to collaborate on that and go in another Emmy for you on that one. I think it got scotch all the time, us and Tyler Perry. Yeah, and here's, here's some stuff from Maximum Panic.

Look at this guy. This Nintendo 8 but 8 bit stuff is so fucking rad. Makes me rage with a pistol point. You know, because Apple doesn't let you have a pistol against your head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they're, they're stand against violence. That's Apple making the world better through emojis. That's what they're doing. No, no, no, no, headphone jacks. Yeah, he's fucking. Oh, this one. This one's great. Everything is a contest at the bottom. Nice. Print that out. Like, growlcho marks in that one.

A little bit. Thanks. A little growlcho. It's an improvement over what I got. All right, Joe Star, thank you for coming by and enduring the hate fest that is this show sometimes. You got anything to plug? Yeah, you guys go check out my first album

is Pay What You Can Right Now. It's called Heroic Effort. If you like pay what you can right now. It's called Heroic Effort. If you like pay what you can right now. What is that mean? Pay what you can right now. Oh, name your price. Yeah, donations. Like radiohead did a record like that.

Contribute what do you think you want to do? So the links my, my pin tweet on Twitter. What do people want to contribute? Just as a throw it out the ballpark. Usually people throw about five or six bucks on there for the album. Spout an hour long. It's good.

Is it comedy or? Yeah, it an hour long. It's good. Is it comedy or? Yeah, it's stand up. It's comedy. Okay, all right. So if you like that, and- Are people really into stand up? Yeah.

Yeah. Good stand up is still some of the funniest stuff out there. And if you like it, make sure you brace yourself for when you show. Is this something that I would be okay with showing someone else if I did like it without being terrified and shocked? And I would feel it without being terrified and shocked. And I would feel it for the rest of my life. You brace.

Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna be buzzing. I'm gonna say, yeah, you show this to everyone. Good, good, good. And, you know, if you're into screen junkies and what we do, we just did a big special. I'm really proud of called the Roast of Captain America. It's an old school of friars, Comedy Central style roast of Steve Rogers. I play the Winter Soldier. We've got Black Widow, the Hulk, Black Panthers,

X-Nighter Superman in there, all rose in Captain America. You can, if you wanna see it, you can do a free trial of Screen Junkies Plus if you sign up with your Facebook. If you don't wanna do a credit card free trial, kind of thing, you sign up for your Facebook. I you don't wanna do a credit card free trial kind of thing, you sign up for your Facebook, I think you get to watch like five or six free videos.

And yeah, and we got, we got some cool stuff at Screen Junkies with the familiar voice. Oh yeah, I got to play Forest Gump. Yeah. It was Screen Junkies thing. Oh, so great. The role you were playing. Oh, I like it.

I like really late. Oh, so fun. Into the into the retarded voice. And I got stale of facts, scale of facts. You know what's weird? Not being able to find someone who can do it like, it was a search. Did you just find someone who could nail a forest gump?

Which is weird. Do you think that would be someone's like standard issue, Johnny Carson, like, yeah, I got one of those. Yeah. Well, here's a funny, when I Joe asked me to send an a tape of me doing a forest gump, he said, he said, he said, you may, hey, this is might be a long shot, but do you do a forest gump?

Yeah, sure. I think you sound exactly like Rob Paulson. I think maybe you could do some voices. And he said, just send, send in a line read, send in you saying this is forest gump. I said, no problem. So I send it in and I get back, it's a go. And I don't know who sent this back. It wasn't you, but they said, great, let's do it.

Just when you do the voice in the studio, do it make it sound a little less drunk. Yeah, that was, and this is why I love my job. Like, I'll show up sober. Well, what they didn't know was that I was drunk. I said, it is. I was like, well, no problem. Because I had about a scotch and a half before I did it. And it was like, it was like 3.30 on a Thursday. That's. I said, man, I'm like, well, no problem. Because I had about a scotch and a half before I did it.

It was like, there was like, there was like, 3.30 on a Thursday. That's what I get up every day. Like, I'm busy, I'm stressed, but I get up every day and like, that's, I'm lucky enough to have that be part of my job now. Where we're like, I sit with the group and I listen to that line reading.

We're like, it's perfect if he's just a little more so-apordewing it. Okay, send him the email. Like, it's awesome. So, if you're a fan and you're watching and you're listening, thank you guys. Cause especially on the internet, doing podcasts, doing videos, you'll ever die by that fan base.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Which is pretty rad. And buy a Stereo's book. All right, everybody. Thank you for listening. Tune in by Joe's comedy album, buy a Stereo's shit.

Thanks for calling in Waterboy. Go check out the fan on the website. Just dig man, as soon as you're on C next Tuesday. Presenting. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

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Buzz Buzz Buzz Hello there, Dick. Buzz Buzz Buzz Hello there, Shown. I just wanted to congratulate you two on your excellent new podcast. Buzz Buzz Buzz Very entertaining. I've been sitting back from Maddox is it not yeah not too long ago his Armenian blood made my needle go numb buzz buzz buzz and I want to say thanks for having some smarter guests on your show you know people who can contribute things to a conversation unlike that

douchebag drink vape buzz buzzze, booze, booze. That guy's got more vocal fry than a West Coast sorority house. Anyway, if you love the podcast, you all have a good night here. Booze, booze, booze. That's how mosquitoes act. That's what they talk. Because they're not afraid of anything.

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wanting to receive my five dollars a month never do other show without Sean again. Sean really rounds out the show and he really makes me feel like you know an important person because he's the average man. And I didn't appreciate all the things your man said about drugs and all that. It really makes me uncomfortable when I'm listening to the podcast with my mom in the car. Yeah, so if you could just keep Sean on there, she really thinks that he's cute. He is. Not saying I do it all, but I would appreciate if my $5 went towards Sean being on the podcast every week. Thank you, Dick. Enjoy the show. Bye.

Can't Blake make meops on? I didn't. He was on Maddox's show. Bye. Do you have Blake MAPES on? I didn't. He was on Maddox's show. Oh, okay. Brian, I bet moms love you. I didn't think he had fry. He never struck me as having that.

Moms. Moms, they love, yeah, they do. They do. Moms don't like me. They like me eventually. Not at first. Mom likes you. Too many, like your mom too.

Let's see, let should try one more. Hey, Dick, it's Raf, the law student who wrote into Dustin in an earlier episode. Just wanted to call up and give a follow up. I passed the bar. Thanks to you and a couple of the other Dick heads. Oh, that's great. Just wanted to give you a conclusion to this story and thankfully it is a very good conclusion. Go fuck yourself.

See you next Tuesday. Hey, thanks. Maybe you can help me with figuring out what to do about the bonus episodes now that he's a bonafide lawyer. Hello, this is your boy Future Fund Antonio. It's a real Antonio from the dick show Facebook group Yes, yeah, I was calling to say that I love to show Ferries are gay. I know because I am one and

Just keep up the good work man. I love your show these for this week and Go fuck yourself. Goodbye. Wait, what did he say? Something is gay. The furries are gay. He knows because he is one. Okay.

Couple furries in the audience. Yeah, that's cool. Takes all kinds. Thanks, Hawkeye. Good furries bet on my album. Is there? Oh, those furries will buy that up. They come as a group.

They're there. You got something for them? Joe, Joe Star star furry friendly comedian wait is it anti furry and if you got to think the answers no no there's yet no it's a it's furry friendly bunch of preverted preverts

i don't know uh... hey dick uh... i just want to call an apologize about my brothers let us jones and finish miss uh... this is cruton cramston we've been having a bit of a family debacle lately. It's, I told them not to get you involved in it but they insist on calling the show over and over again and bugging you so I just wanted to apologize on behalf of my family. My dad, Rand Randi, apologizes. We're just having an issue, the salad crew over here.

So, yeah, you can just ignore their calls from now on. I'll try to give them to not bug you so much anymore. Thanks, Crouton, Gransden. It's nice to see you. All right, see you next Tuesday. you