The Dick Show - Episode 176 - Dick on Sh*t Eating Grins

Episode Date: October 15, 2019

Maddox freaks out again for Spaghetti Week: Part Deux, children's duvets and the cucks who sleep in them, the Chinese Achilles heel of the invincible and the elite, Randy sends a long text, dating an older woman, Vic Lasagna loses his case, math is racist, "My Wife is Friends with a Pedophile's Wife", Nick Rekieta and his family are violently threatened by "Mad Black Atheist", a multiple felon and mentally challenged former gang member, what to do about a high voice, and a guy who was tricked into eating his own poop calls in to promote his new book; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

All right. Are we ready? God, I still don't know what I'm gonna talk about. Really? Yeah. Isn't there a lot of news? Isn't there a lot of? Yeah, but what is news?

I've got more important things to talk about. Good deal. I don't mean news news. I mean, Dick's show news. Yes, there's a lot of that. Yeah. And that wasn't the most disappointing thing that happened to Randy that night.

Really? we learned yesterday Yeah, oh boy Tanner will have to tell us about that Dude He is a grown Oh shit Oh Shit Randy said I guess I'll just start with Randy. Okay, I don't know who is the biggest fuck up this week You want to roll the you want to roll a theme? No, this is the cold open. Okay, I can't I can't do the theme and then go back into this Randy

Send a text to a girl that he just got the number of Randy sent a text to a girl that he just got the number of who's a waitress that he said this is what he told me the text was he goes and he got any advice to talk to what should I do with this this girl this is a waitress I want to ask her out what's my text her I was like well what did you say he goes oh it's Randy the guy from the bar you want to go grab a drink this week and I said I wouldn't ask her for drinks because you met at a bar. She's a waitress at the bar. And every time we've been there, we've been shit faced. So he sends a bad message. He'll get pretty shitty.

Yes, you've got to at least pretend not to be an alcoholic for demonstrate that you exist outside of where liquor is consumed for. So even when I was drinking, I kept it under control for like a month. You know what I mean? Like I didn't realize it was like, oh yeah. And then it's like the first month.

You show up with your bow tie. Oh, hello, darling. Would you like to enjoy a theater production or something? We go for a hike. I fucking love hiking. I can't get a hiking is a part of my daily routine. Sure.

Just so something you know about me now that we've just met and we're learning about each other, I just fucking love hiking. Can't get enough of it, right? She goes, oh, well, she didn't write back. Said well. I think you should pass her her till she does. Well, let me see what you actually center.

Anything would have been better than what he fucking found her. He has his phone out. And I can see the size of the text from across the room. Oh, no fucking six lines long Oh, it's more what the fuck is that? You said all you said was this is Randy want to get drink this weekend. That's not what that is Let me see what that actually is Fucking paragraph I'm thinking like tweet size. This was easily 600 characters Let me see what that actually is. Oh. It's a fucking paragraph. I'm thinking of like tweet size.

This was easily 600 characters. I mean, it was a fucking novel. Too big for Tumblr. It would have been too big for Tumblr. Too big for an old iPhone 5. Well, was it a second in my mind? It was a brain joke that needed a set up. No, it was so bad.

So Randy comes over to me and he goes, I need your top gay advice. Yeah, and because this girl's not texting me back. And I was like, all right, Randy, no problem. So he's talking to me and he's like, well, how do I text her? Like, what should I have texted her? He asked me and I said, I said,

sup, I said sup, send me a pic of your snatch. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, as a joke, but then I saw what he actually sent, thought mine would have been better than this. So all my friends. I ask him a simple question, which is I ask all my guy friends, do you want to fuck this girl or do you want to be in a relationship with this girl? Which I don't think there is a difference.

I figured that you would. Yeah, that's absolutely. No, I could see why you guys would have different opinions on that. This is a straight thing. They are always, they're always gunning for a relationship. They're always gunning to dig their claws into you. I, not that I disagree with that, but I strongly disagree with a man's approach to a woman.

Tanner, if you're gonna want to fuck them, there's a complete difference than if you want to start a relationship with them. There's, it is so hard for us to find a new partner to fuck. One in the bed is worth a million in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the wild. Yeah, you don't have the, you don't have the, you know, in the, you know, you're just saying the bush,

but then that's really, you know, that's immature. You don't have a phone. One in the bed is worth a hundred instead. How about that? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, immature. Well, you don't have a phone. One in the bed is worth the hundred instead. How about that? Perfect. And so it costs so much to fuck them for the first time. It costs 99% of the effort you put into fucking a woman and money is the first time.

And then it drops off of a cliff. You never have to work again. I do have to say that is what I mean when I say they're the same. Relationship is what they call it, but what I call it is I am not working to put my dick inside you anymore. I do have two friends who in their early 20s, this chick was probably like, you know, like over 30. She was, they were like early 20s. They used to go over to her place. Like she would cook them dinner and then

they'd fuck her. Like just like for like months, not at the same time, but you know, like they'd each, you know, they'd, they'd, they'd share her. Do they know that? Do they know that? Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, totally.

This chick just liked to fuck. And she'd totally cook them dinner and all that shit. Like it was like, oh, cool. Yeah, that was, that's, that's a, that's a kind of a unicorn. I think if you just want to fuck a chick, right? You mean, I mean, what? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think that's a, that's a, that's a kind of a unicorn. I think if you just want to fuck a chick, right? You mean a slut? Yeah. I don't think that's a unicorn.

Well, you know how much I've heard. You know how much, how hard it is to get a chick you to fuck. Yeah, you know how easy it is for me, Sean? Like four characters in a text. Why, you're in a question mark. Well, I think gay relationships, as we found out, by a couple of our lives, there we go.

Like you said, no, this is gay, it's playing to me. I'm gonna let's go. You said this, you said it, I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. You said this, you said it, I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go.

I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go.

I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna let's go. I'm gonna there's no emotion attached to it. That's what I'm saying. It's a transaction essentially. But that's what I don't get about gay men having sex. How do they get to the sex instead of just talking about sports or ending the federal reserve? How do you get past that conversation and move it into the bedroom?

Because if I was to have sex with a man, I feel like I would just get into talking about cryptocurrency and the federal reserve and you never actually get to the sex. You need somebody to help you with a man, I feel like I would just get into talking about cryptocurrency and the federal reserve and never actually get to the sac. You need somebody to help you with your texts, obviously. Yeah, that's what I was. We're back to that. Yeah, back to that. Yeah, back to that.

So Randy shows me, I said, well, he's trying to like tell me what he said and he goes, well, so I said like, actually, he's spinning it. Yeah, I said, Randy, Paul, your phone. Just let me see what you found. So he holds it up and dick from across the room. Oh, fuck is that? Yeah. So I was like, Rainy, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is two to three times what it should be.

Then I start to read it. Sean, it is the most depressing, frappily, 21-year-old never put a dick in a woman that I've ever seen in all of my years. It's so bad. All right, Godwari, that's, we're really fucking. He wouldn't let me read it. He said, I don't want this to be a meme on your show.

Everyone will make fun of me and I'll kill myself. I've decided I'm about to recite it. So you're gonna leave it to their imagination. Yeah, all right. All right, I'm gonna start the show. We've got spaghetti week. We've got spaghetti week. We've got a week part two to go. We should have spaghettios here.

So that's the ghost of Christmas failure. Oh. Oh. Or the, yeah. I don't know. The ghost of Cuxmas past. Yeah.

Hey, welcome to Nick. You want to get in the gilding you got it as a show where this a contest gonna You live from Mount Burk and deep in the heart of the area. I'm your holster match today K the twenty million dollar man recently voted America's worst Mexican 24 weeks running which means always is world touring LA based comedian on the audio engineer. Well hello What's up, buddy joining us today in studios you've just heard his Tanner Gregory, the top gay. Hey dick. Hey man, how are you?

I'm fucking great. Great to have you here, Tanner. So Sean can tell you what it's like to be a gay man. I'm not gay. I was not gay-spawning. I've never been gay-spawning so passionately. I'm so cute. You Sean.

Yes. I was the most beautiful gift you've ever given me. Thank you so much. Because I was telling you that I learned something. I was a few new things, Sean. What did you learn? That it's an optional, the game. Yes, that's part. Exactly. Because you explained that on a call in one time.

I said, make sense. I think we talked about it many apples too. Probably. So that was the ghost of Cuxmas past, Randy. Now we have just breaking news, breaking news, Sean. You know how I love my breaking news. You do. Maddox has been engaged in a war, a war with his stalkers and his harassers, Dickheads

who have done such things as call him a cuck and make fun of him over the years. I'll go through it. Oh, please. Max is tweeting at people's jobs. It's hilarious. I mean, it's risky for them. I hope nothing happens to them, but it's just hilarious that Steve.

Stop doing that shit. The don't do that shit because you're gonna do it to the wrong person. I imagine him wearing like a sash, like a hall monitor sash and putting on a little beret and getting this computer while he's tweeting at these companies. Well got through them.

We'll read all of them because they're great, but this is what it culminated in this morning. For some reason, somebody posted a picture of my house on Maddox's page. I don't even know why this started, but the thing about people is they will escalate. Whatever. I'm sure you do something that they don't like.

Other people will rise to match it. China is a great example, right? We're banning. Blizzard has calcowed to China. So now the internet decided to make one of Blizzard's main money making characters, canonically a supporter of Hong Kong. Because the memes are,

the NBA is a big thing with them too, but it's just sickening. It's so fucking, and everybody who ever posted that stupid XKCD comic where they're like, oh, it's not, you're not being censored, they're just showing you the door. Like, where's that now? How's that?

Where's the freedom from consequences crowd now when you're talking about a totalitarian state? Now where is it? There's gonna show them the door with a rifle between their eyes, what they're gonna do. They're showing you the door to a prison camp and they're putting you inside of it. I'm not. That's the difference between America and China.

Yeah. So it's a big one. It's not an opinion that Hong Kong is free and that, well, you know, it's just like, that's their opinion. No, this is like, this is very big, it's fine to have an opinion when we can all agree that you're free to have it. We're discussing the right to have an opinion. That's the problem with it.

This is a very, this is a distinctly different free speech argument than the one you're used to having. Anyway, apparently, this is what somebody says, uh, where the, you know, you remember when Maddox filed the lawsuit, yeah, he put his home address on the lawsuit. Yeah. I mean, you remember everyone remembers. Yeah. Sure. That's why that's why that's why that's why everyone knows his address, which is, I don't, I don't really think addresses are that big of a deal. Mm-hmm. Just because I'm from a time when there wasn't really privacy on the internet.

Yeah. People know where people live. Okay, I don't, I've never cared that much about it. I don't think it's a big deal, but people see all the states a big deal, but I don't know why. Not to you. Not to me.

Maddox, doxed himself by putting his address in a list of banned words that were not allowed on the drunken peasant. I remember that. I didn't even knew what it was before that. Then he doxed himself. There's going to be some autists who put shit like that together, too. Yeah. Because why would that, why would that, what is an address beyond? It's obviously yours, you idiot. You should have at least put two or three other ones in there to throw them off the trail. Then he put his own address.

He docks himself a second time when he put his own address on the lawsuit that he filed against me. So there you go. That's it. You can no longer cry. You can no longer say that people are doxing you or releasing your private details when they sign a document that you put out there. Yeah. You put it out there. That's a matter of public record. Everyone. You could have

put any other, you could have done anything else, but you told everyone. So somebody looked up, there's nothing that says you have to put your address in a lawsuit. He corrects you. He's a fucking peel box. He could have used anything. Anything else. A R20 dollars from his mother and go get a fucking peel box and use that. anything else. A R20 dollars from his mother and go go to fucking P.O. box and use that. So somebody looked up, somebody did some research on the address and question. Yeah. I'm not going to confirm or deny whether, I mean, I don't know.

And they found that the property listed at that address was recently sold. Oh. So landlord, I presume he doesn't know in the house. Landlord sold it to a new landlord probably, probably will jack up his, his rent. Honestly, yeah, I don't know what that's what will happen. What like the rent control is in that area? Not in the townhouse.

Not in a townhouse. Uh-uh, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't know. A department dwelling, yeah, but I don't think you, I don't think there is in this townhouse. Yeah, I don't know. It's different in insurance codes, so I think it's treated differently

when it comes to cell. Could be, so in that case, that's not gonna be good. You know, now when you sell a house, you gotta put it in the MLS, right? Yeah, and you're talking to the agents. So take a tour of the house and take pictures of it, right? That's right, that's right.

Oh boy, I know exactly where this is going. That's absolutely hysterical. Here's a picture. Yeah, I presume I don't know if this is real or not. Here's a picture of Maddox's bedroom in the current year of our Lord 2019. Here it is, John. This is, I'm gonna put it up on the cam, on the, on the web camera. Oh, God, you can't make this shit off.

That looks like a 12 year old bedroom. I cannot, because of my age in the time period in which I grew up, I'm unable to properly express how I feel about this room in the vernacular of a forgotten age, because I'll be suspended. He has, Matt has a, it looks to be a shitty, a shitty cherry wood, laminate, ikea, bed, simple headwork. He's got a giant child's smiley face, a blue duvet with a giant smiley face on it.

It looks like the fucking cookie monster. What is that? I don't know. Some kind of a gab, a gab, a hay. I don't know, yeah, I don't know what it is. This looks like a child molester's room. He's got cutouts of sharks on the wall, Sean. Like a child would have a solar system cutting to the glow in the dark solar system.

He's got a white shark in out. He's got gray white sharks taped to the wall. And his bedroom. They're not even taped while either because they're pulling off on all the fins and on the fucking flip. Okay, give us some dimension, some realism. This is a 40 year old man. He's got it, he's got a pole suspended next to his bed

with his clothes, not even a closet, but a rack. He doesn't even have a wall, dick. That's a fucking cover that goes into the living room. This is one of the most pathetic things. I mean, this is public information, by the way. This is the MLS. This is from the MLS. This is as public as it gets.

This is where he brings women home. No, he doesn't. Ha, ha doesn't. Have you ever seen anything like this? I'm pretty surprised at the bed spread. That's the same. Well, and look at the, look at on the side here, how we have like the folded JC Penny shells with what was that merch or cheese shirts of his or

Yeah, from the door that the door opens up into this side of the room and then goes farther over to the living room. And this must be the studio back here where the magic used to happen, which is all dead in bare now. Nothing good has ever happened there for a couple of months. We've got a rotating fan that looks like it was pulled out of a junkyard in 1985. I was going to say 80s. It's a color of a homeless man's tea. Well, it used to be white. It's one of those things.

I was going to say it's yellow. That's right. Look at this disgusting thing. Get a new fan. Get a new fucking fan. Oh, God. There's this American flag jacket that he's so proud of. Yeah, I was gonna say I recognize the jacket right away.

This is fucking great. It's on VMLS. Yeah, there it is. Let me make sure that's in there, so I don't get in trouble. Oops, oops, oops. Yeah, I don't, I don't, Tanner, if you went to a guy's house and you saw this bed spread,

is that the equivalent of like going to a, a check house and her just having tons of dolls and stuffed animals on the bed? No, this is worse because someone that has a doll collection, like, has spent money and like on some twisted level, they care. I don't know what the fuck this is. Goodwill leftovers. I mean, I mean, I've just been staring at it and laughing. I saw it, I saw it a half hour ago, probably.

And I've just been staring at it and laughing. Yeah, it's and, you can't, kind of can't look away. I'm so glad I didn't see this until just now. I don't think I could have stopped laughing before being on the show. I just, why are the sharks taped to the wall like a child's dentist office? More importantly, why is this? If I'm gonna fuck a guy on that, I'm gonna stare at the shark the whole time

while I'm behind him, like what the fuck? And you know the girl's not getting on top, please. Oh God, this is great, good job buddy. Well there you go, Sean. Do you wanna read some of these, you wanna read some of these spaghetti week things? Yeah. I mean, that's, you know, okay. I'm interested in things. You're interested in things. Yeah. I like that about you. Yeah. Curious guy. Here's where it started. Spaghetti week. Speaking of spaghetti week, I have all the

kiwi messages and the audio clips. if you want to somehow use those later. Okay. I just got sent them. Here's Maddox Halloween or Candy. He renamed himself for Halloween, Halloween or Candy, something like that. That's a meta joke. It's too good to actually make the joke.

Is it? It puts the ingredients of the joke and leaves it up to your imagination. Well, I don't get it. This guy doxed me by posting my home address on Facebook. He's part of my stalker ex-cohost me. Yeah, here we go. Hey, Mob, I've posted more information here on how you can help.

On how you can help. Also, he has a unique ability to ask for help in the most embarrassing way. Does it? I mean, you can, like it's a, like it's a, like a systematic blight on society. Like this is so rampant and he's part of a group that needs help. Yeah, this is like the go fund me to save the whales

is what it is. Or I guess the sharks, like I'm fucking well. You can help. Yeah, I like, by the way, that he has no problem putting your name straight out there But anytime you have ever mentioned it you've only ever called him addicts who've never This to hear he posted a longer version on Facebook this is and then he names the guy He just doxed me by posting my home address on Facebook

He didn't it's art you you posted it. Yeah, he works for the Illinois Department of human services This is on his public profile. Yeah kind of like your address being on a public Please help me please help me contact them at and then he gives the number of where the guy works to make them aware Of who this piece of shit is. I mean that guy could that's a dangling participle and this piece of shit is Yeah, isn't that pretty, you know, that's worthy of filing a restraining order, isn't it? Or, I mean, does that tell you a mob of people to call your job?

I would think. I would hope so. He's part of a harassment mob run by my stalker ex-cohost, my name. The group regularly makes rape and death threats. Yeah, sure. On the reg. I miss that.

I must be part of the other Facebook group. I don't know. Oh, the rebel. The thousands of Island's supreme does. Oh, yes. Also, impersonated a lawyer I work with, and tried to get me to send him information regarding illegal matter, which is a felony

publishable by jail time. How's that for fucking irony? Yeah. The guy impersonating a reporter to get Asterios fired is saying that this guy impersonated his lawyer to get, which by the way, he's justified. He's totally justified when doing it in the end. And then as soon as it's done to him, it's a crime. Which by the way is hilarious, Frank.

Meaning that guy pretended to be land out and tried to hit Maddox up for legal information. That's funny. Um, which is punished, which is a felony, publishable by jail time. He needs to be prosecuted. He needs to be prosecuted. Yeah. Sure that'll fly. If you can help with that.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Or he has personally contacted you pretending to know me. Please let me know. Any help is appreciated. If you have his address or phone number, don't post it publicly, DM it to me instead. Oh, that would be going too far to post it publicly.

He can do it no problem, but he doesn't want any accessories on his crimes. If you'd like to contact the Illinois Department of Human Services, they can be reached at and then he's got the email, the office, the address, another 800 number. Note, if you can't call or if you have a Twitter account, please tweet at Patreon and Patreon support to let them know what's going on. What the fuck is Patreon gonna do? He's just out of his mind.

He's not the fucking mind. He's not even, I don't even know, I don't even know how to make fun of this. Oh. I don't. Yeah, I thought that was broken on me a long time ago, but the only way he ever does anything kind of accomplishment is surpassing that every single fucking time.

I can't stop laughing about it. It's just, I have been taking the high road for three years. I have ignored his, he's responding on Facebook now. Somebody tells him to take the high road and let it go. But look at this fucking original thing. I'm your personal army now, Maddox. Oh yeah, sure, I'm your personal army now. I have ignored all their attacks and provocations.

I went about my way, but these morons just won't let it go. So I'm gonna give them a taste of their own medicine. Wow. This was his ultimate plan to go one by one a taste of their own medicine. Wow. This was his ultimate plan to go one by one through the thousands of thousands of listeners of this show and try to get them fired. And this time, all only withhold 96% of the evidence. These morons just won't let it go.

So I'm gonna give them a taste of their own medicine. You can help fight the mob or you can sit by the sidelines. You are the mob. I was just about to say that. He doesn't, he's so confused. This man, this is a red flag law. He is literally, his, his, his, his polarity is reversed. Every, this takes it back to the little suit. Every single crime that he's ever accused you guys or a group of doing his stuff. He has fucking done it. I know. I know.

Maybe that big smiley face, DuVay that he has, his poison, his brain. Can you fucking believe that? Can you believe that? Did you ever see that when you were at his house? No. A big pedophile. No. DuVay? No, no, he never had that.

Oh my God. The only thing that I can ever think of what that is is if like the real estate agent tried to make it look like a kids room or something so they threw that shit up. They brought their own like today? I can't help the rest of this. Obviously, I tried. I mean, there's sharks on, I mean, it's like, God, obviously like an eight year old who's into science lives here.

That's true. So I better just dress it up with the realtor came in and said, uh, yeah, they're gonna bring in this. They're gonna bring in ant farm next time. They couldn't move the rack of clothes like that belongs at Ross out of the frame when they took the picture. They got me the sharks to the wall. As someone who used to be a professional photographer, do not give me started on the rage of real estate photographers and I used to be one. They don be a woman. Yeah. It's the shark thing.

How fucking mentally arrested are you as a child to tack up cutouts of a great white shark above your fucking bed? Holy shit. Yeah. I don't know. Andenna on some testosterone, Maddox. That is pathetic. Antenna not even do it properly. They're flipping and folding off the fucking wall. What you didn't have enough money for the double scotch tape there, Maddox? It's like Ed Wood.

Nobody's gonna see that. Like, it doesn't matter. What would you say if you walked into my house instead of my bedroom looking like, you know, an adult man's right. I'm stuck in. I shattered and I like cut out some like like an iron man cut out that I tacky to the wall. I know.

Like Captain America on the other side. Yeah. What the fuck is going on? Well, it would look like a guy who's never had a woman in that bedroom is what it would look like. You can fight the mob or you can sit by the sidelines and watch, it's on the sidelines, Maddox, never played sports in the sidelines.

Didn't say it's in the sidelines. It's sit by the sidelines. Sit by the sidelines. That means you're on the field, you stupid asshole. If you're sitting by the sidelines, you're sitting on the field. Yeah. Or you can sit by the sidelines

and watch people get attacked by stalkers and creeps. It's your choice. But if you want to help, you can start with a retweet. What the fuck is that gonna do? Next week texting CNN and MSNBC and all that. You probably can't even spell the letters in the correct order. What's that? Thoughts?

Is this the one with the judge? Oh, yeah, they okay, this is a good one too, Sean. Man, he's responding to more people asking, like, what the fuck, why are you posting this guys? Yeah. What are you doing, man? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Uh, he's mad, he's Cameron. I deleted the other comments because they were spreading bullshit from the harassment mob. I sued Dick and most of the people involved in this harassment campaign for fraud, fraud, blackmail, extortion, theft, etc. Okay, real quick question. I think some of those were in there and I reviewed the lawsuit documents. Those are not what he sued for.

And also how many laws did that get from legal people? And most importantly, the judge, what's et cetera? It's under other things, you know. Other things, not thanking for snacks. Rod, blackmail, extortion, that's what identity facts are. That's right. Yeah. Rape, you've got it. What is et cetera? Credit card. That's it. Identity fact. That's right. That's right.

Yeah. Rape, you get it. What is it, Sennera? Cretacard. Cretacard. Everyone wants to get it. Horse Rape. Horse Thievery.

The judge said we have to... What is that? What was that? I've heard that a few times. Me too. Is that your stomach? Is it your stomach? Is it my stomach?

Somebody unmuted? No. I don't know. I heard it a few times. I've heard it a few times. I've heard it a few times. I've heard it a stomach to calm down. My Apollo. Well, I don't know. I heard it a few times. I'm like to calm down. My poll. I will find it. I will isolate the track. Please bring it back, because I don't think it's maybe it's Randy dying somewhere after that. I got to see him. He'll let me read that text. Well, he's on. I'm sure he's already. He's already pissed off up on hearing this.

It's this big. Yeah. Um, that's okay, yeah, fraud, fraud, extortion, theft, et cetera. The judge said we have to sue in a different jurisdiction. So that's where we're at. Yeah, that's where that happened. The judge said you have to, oh, you have to sue in a different, yeah, there's totally merit to this. Only you just a minor hiccup, you sued in the wrong jurisdiction. I chose to sue in that jurisdiction just to give him a fighting chance. I didn't even bother to sue in the right one. Things were really complicated. He lives in LA.

I live in LA. Patreon exists in LA. And I just kind of, I was like, well, you know, maybe New York, there's more just to see. So as you go east, it's still the Wild West out here. We want a neutral ground for the. Wait, Patreon is based in LA. No, they're based in Cal, they're based in Silicon Valley.

They're in California. I thought, I thought they were in New York. No, no, no, my God. Um, it's only because his Jack asked lawyers licensed in New York. Yeah. Oh, and a stereo, so I'm assuming. Cause that's not what the lawyer. No California lawyer would touch it because the anti-slap, oh yeah, so incredibly severe

in California because the entertainment is entertainment industry is based here. Sure. Our protection on freedom of speech is a lot higher here. Our slap laws are more rigorous than they are in New York. Yeah. Anti-slap laws. It couldn't be for that reason. That makes no sense.

The judge said we have to sue in a different jurisdiction. So that's where we're at. What does that mean? He's been slandering me for over three years. Almost everything he said has been false or misleading. So what are the things that are true? Yeah, almost. That's what I'm saying.

Like, we would have had it true. And when I first read this, I'm like, oh, almost everything. I guess not all of it. Well, It's true. I'm in first red this. I'm like, oh, almost everything. I guess not all of it. Well, it's true that we used to do a podcast. Is it true that your bedroom looks like John Wayne Gacy's accurate a bit? Is that a true thing?

Is it true that I have pizza, a giant smiley face? That's, I don't even know. Kids would have something that's known. You know, like a character. It must be known. It looks like, I know I've seen that before. It's not Gaba Gaba, hey, but that giant blues, my reds, my, I know.

Where's the little Irishman? Can we Skype him in and see if he knows what it is? Oh no, that's too. That style is not his. He's a Lego man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's been slandering me for over three years. Almost everything he has said has been false or misleading.

If people ask you to listen to his show and you hear a claim being made, try to find a rebuttal from me about that claim. Oh, yeah. If you can't, that's because I haven't talked about it. Yeah. The fuck does that mean? Yeah, yeah. Try to find a rebut's because I haven't talked about it. That's like the set me. Try to find a rebuttal and definitely take that at face value. Which also makes the final word.

That's the final word. Because he talks about it all the fucking time. Yeah, he's got, he talks about it so much. He's researched where individual listeners of this show work. That's how invested he is. Do you remember that one episode with that hunter where Maddox says he doesn't trust people

who don't defend themselves? Long time ago, a guy hunted a lion, the dentist who killed a lion posted the picture. Oh, the guy who c-sold a lion. Yeah, c-sold a lion. Yeah. I think Maddox said specifically that people who don't defend themselves

are guilty in his mind. So he's saying try to find anyway. Yeah, it's a Terry point that doesn't really matter. Try to find a rebuttal from me about that claim. If you can't, it's because I haven't talked about it. Amazing. It's completely one-sided bullshit. So his dumpy, dip shit followers think they're justified in stalking and making threats.

I don't think anyone who listens to this show is dumpy. There's a lot of very attractive women and men who listen to the show. That's out of mind. That's true. That's true. I don't know. By the way, we also don't stalk or make threats. So there's that too.

Yeah. Yeah. Obviously one. By the way, we also don't stalk or make threats. So there's that too. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously one. But I don't think I've ever seen or heard of a threat coming like in his direction from a close. The closest thing you'd ever find was me threatening clay. And that's the closest thing you'll ever find in this group.

But that's in the family. That's in the family. Yeah. He's fucking dead. He's all dead. He's fucking dead. This is this is Maddox tweeting about that tweeting that guys job directly. Yeah, that's wonderful.

Let me see. I just hey, hey, he's playing a dangerous game doing shit like that. I know I agree. I think I think someone's like you do that to the wrong guy. They'll fucking kill you, man. Dude, it's it's probably already happened and it will it will happen. I mean, and it will there will be a one where it makes national news. I'm telling you because people, you don't know how people are going to react, man. That's you know, how the people around them are going

to react. Yeah. You are playing Russian roulette. You know how funny that would be though, because that would be the most famous Maddox would ever be. Yeah. Right. Hey, human service is just wanted to let you know that one of your employees, stocks and docks as people online, he's part of a hate group that regularly makes rape and death threats. He even impersonated a lawyer I work with. Do you work with a lawyer? Is that accurate? Feel free to contact me for more info.

Thanks. You got it, buddy. Yeah, it's not like he works with them, you pay them. That's too very different things. Yeah, I don't work with my tax account. I pay my tax account and that's two completely different things. Yeah, maybe he doesn't, maybe he doesn't pay him. Maybe he did just work with him to put that document together in the hopes that they would

both walk away filthy rich. I don't work with the go-go dancer who I put $60 worth of ones in his ass. I just paid him. There's a difference. Let me see. I'll do one more. He's got another guy too. Oh, did that one because that's the one that the job messaged back, remember?

Oh, yeah. He found another one. This is Aaron. Oops, oops, this is Aaron Easler. He's part of a hate mob that's been harassing me for years. He helped create a job lynch mob to go after Harry's, one of my old sponsors, oh my God, dude, give it up. He hangs around in the same groups as the other guy.

Should you contact the work of people harassing you online? Generally, I don't think so. But Aaron loves job lynch mob. So much. I just thought I'd pass that along, that he works for and then he gives where they work. So he's, I don't know, he found a shaving company that hired an ad agency that Dick had works for,

owns partially. And Maddox has supplied a Facebook post that's three years old, which means he's saved this. It's in the old group that got nuked. Oh, yeah, he's got this all filed away. This has been his job for three years. Hold on, go back to that, Dick. I hate to direct you here.

But the funniest part is in that middle there. Again, this is all information by the person saying It has made public himself on the public Facebook profile. Oh, none of this is doxing. Yeah. Thanks, Maddox. We'll take your advice on what that is. Thanks for defining it. There's one more.

The beer one is funny. Yeah, here you go. Okay, this is, this is the last one. This is Maddox tweeting at a beer company that uses the ad agency that employs a dickhead that he wants to get fired. So Maddox, boy is he connecting them. Maddox, hey, Iron City beer at Iron City beer. In case you're wondering, they weren't.

No one was. No. Aaron Eesler from then the ad agency admitted to harassing me, but he calls it innocuous. I don't think a job, Lynch mob is innocuous. You don't have a job. You do not have a job, Maddox. You don't even have a fucking car. You have nothing to let take away.

You've got no job. You've never had, you haven't had a job. You haven't had a job since that fucking telemarketing company that you're always telling everybody out. There is nothing to, there's no mob, I said fucking telemarketing company that you're always telling everybody out. There is nothing to, there's no mob that can possibly attack you. You've got nothing to take. They're going to take his bicycle wheels. That's what they're going to do. Here are the tips. Leave it up on blocks.

And with a note, this stuff will be back. Oh, no, that was the, that was the wrong one. Okay, yeah, here it is. Hey, Iron City beer. Disappointed, disappoint. This is Maddox's tweet. Hey, Iron City beer disappointed. Disappoint. This is Maddox's tweet. Hey, Iron City beer disappointed to learn you work with Top Hat at agency in Pennsylvania. One of their partners is a stalker who's part of an online harassment mom that creates job. Linchmods. Here's the best part. Yeah. I won't be using your products as long as you're associated with Top Hat. Thanks. What does-

Who says- I won't be using your products. You'll see a lot of spear company. I won't be using your products. What the fuck are you from outer space? Yeah. I won't be using your products. They're not a medical services firm.

It's a brewery. Number one, he's one crazy asshole who they're like, look at this shit, believe this and then they then they read it and say you say our products Using I'm not gonna be using our products The people who always say like I'm not gonna use your product anymore Yeah, I can't support this our people that have never used the product in the first place Yeah, I'm not gonna be using it. You think he's been in Pennsylvania, the specific brewery in Pennsylvania? No.

Maddox drinks Zinfandel. That's why he drinks. This, a man who wrote this has never had a beer in his life. He drinks the beer that's pissed out of the bowl that fucks whoever a girl he's with. Oh wait, there was one more. Somebody, oh yeah, somebody in his group posted a picture of my house.

That's fine. That's proud. Yeah. Okay, here we go. So this was on Maddox's, this was retaliation for me, I guess. Oh. I don't know if people can see the comments. This is the funniest part. They don't show the fantastic view.

Well, I mean, so they posted a picture of my house, which I assume was public in the lawsuit also that got dropped, but I assume that you could have found it in a way before that. Here's the comments about the MLS picture of the front of my house that someone posted on Maddox's page. Remember when the person living, Sheldon Cod, remember when the person living in this dump claimed to be a millionaire.

I don't remember claiming that. I was just about to say, when did you ever claim that? I don't know. What's this? This is my house, they said. Same guy. That's what I assumed, but that seemed too perfect. It fits his personality really well.

I bet all those girls are super stoked to be going back to that place and not getting murdered. Oh yeah, living in this dump, claimed to be a dump. They posted a picture of my garage. Yeah. Yeah, my two car garage. If you're in another state,

you don't understand that things built on top of mountains, which are the most expensive properties there are. Yeah, yeah, our built on out here, it's called a Peer and Post Foundation. So you enter on the second floor and there's a whole shitload of house that goes down the backside of that mountain. Yeah, I can't, I don't know, I can't even with these,

all right, I've taken enough time on this. Oh, there you go. Good, go out, that's spaghetti week this week. That's spaghetti, that is a lot of spaghetti. What the fuck, I thought Sprite was gonna give me nightmare. I don't know what I do, I don't know what I would do if I came into a guy's house and that's what he had. I have no idea what I would do.

A childlike blue bread spread with a sick, weird red smiley face on it. The sharks. The sharks were shirking in the eyes. A couple of random sharks up there. Oh, God. Yeah, it's... My garage is bigger than the place Maddox rents. My garage is bigger than the property Maddox lived on, lives on that he does not own.

Yeah. Okay. This dump, the place where I keep my, I don't even put my car in it, is larger than your entire house, that you split with three other people. I forgot what I, what else I had. Good God.

I don't know. Nick's calling in too in to good good. There's an opi Yeah, and Rick Nickercade is Everybody's been talking about China Oh, because that interesting at all Chinese bullshit. I guess we kind of talked about it. Yeah, we did I mean, yeah, that's pretty funny I'm just waiting for there to be like a four week media blackout and then all of a sudden the world tunes back in

and there's 200,000 less people in that city and no one knows what's going on and all of a sudden they're loyal citizens of China again. I love it because we finally have a way to hurt them. The celebrities and the media companies and all the big corporations that are always telling me, I'm the bad guy, all we have to, you let them wind themselves up. Oh, yeah, guns are bad, toxic masculinity. Blah, blah, he's, you know, like, oh, yes, yes, yes. Now do China. I know. Oh, that's wonderful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. We're pretty

bad. I know. America sucks. What about China? Yeah. What do you think about? Well, Steve Kerr, the head coach of the head coach of the Golden State Warriors, has been a very, you know, a guy critical of Trump and the Trump administration. As has Greg Popovich. Okay. Fine. That's fine. Yeah, very interesting. And then they asked him, he's always outsp Yeah, there. Uh, and then they asked him, he's always outspoken on that. Yeah. And then they asked him, why hasn't he said anything about,

about China? He's, and then, uh, he said, well, I'll have, I'm going to have to research it a bit. Oh, yeah. A couple of days later, they asked him again, he's done violence, probably, sign up because the military won't stop shooting the citizens. He said, well, nobody's, you know, nobody's asked me about it. Just as no one has asked me about the human rights violations that America's committed. And you know, we all have things we need to work on. And we all have, it's like, are you, are you equating? Are you equating what's going on here? What's going on in China?

This isn't forgetting to the clothes the dish washing. Yeah, it's one of the ultimate, it's one of the ultimate, like what abouts? You know, like, what about us? Well, what about, it's like, are you fucking retarded? It's like, just say you can't talk about it because it won't cost money. Yeah, just say it, that's right.

Just say it, we all understand everything. We can't boycott China because literally everything I own is made there. I would love to do it, but I can't. I cannot do it. Just say we're not going to say anything because it will cost us money. That's it. It's all you got.

That's the thing. Billions of dollars are an intellectual property that they take from us. This whole blizzard thing is, yeah, something that I've followed a little bit of like the NBA thing, but the blizzard thing sounds similar, right? I mean, yeah. Oh, man, and the boycott, the boycott blizzard initiative really, really hurt them hard. They're stuck, dropped 1% on Friday, and then it, and after I was trading and went right back up to where it was previously.

Oh my God. I mean, gamers really showed them by not playing their fucking video game, nailed it. The most successful thing that those gamers did is they changed the fucking location on Google Maps to say that it was a China-Ware store. Yeah. Oh God, this congratulations.

It's great, but we've got that, finally, we've got that over them. Yeah, oh yeah, do China now. Right. And then the fucking brains explode. They can't just save. Now you know what, we make, I can't do it, we make so much money. Money's worth more than people.

Yeah, yeah. But it's a gun violence, the gun violence guys, right? I'm like, go blow it out your ass, fuck you. Never pretend, never pretend like you have an opinion on anything. If you cannot first agree that human life is valuable at all, that the intent of the government is not to be an oppressive regime. At least say that we've got that. You stupid idiot.

Like, America's got problems, but at least the government's not killing millions of citizens. Yeah, there's a, give us that. Yeah. Fucking give us that, and we're gonna go insane. And we'll never stop bothering you about it. It's great, that's the whole, if it's not perfect and ideal, it's awful.

You know, it's like putting everything, putting everything in the naughty pile. It's like, oh no, we're the same. You know, we're the same. We don't have a, I can't talk about that. I mean, where, where, how could I possibly talk about that when we are doing exactly the same thing here? Pretty much exactly the same.

They're not asking me why, why Americans are mowing each other down with AR-15s. Oh, yeah. Okay. What else on the AR-15? What else on the AR-15 doesn't stand for assault rifle. It stands for armolite rifle. Oh, you know that? No, because the day? Air 15 doesn't stand for assault rifle. It stands for armolight rifle. A model for that? No, because we were talking about,

like I knew assault rifle was like a marketing term, but it's just, I also found out that it's technically, it started even before the marketing term. Oh really? It took it over, co-opted it. It actually is an assault rifle. Like anybody who tells you it's not, is bullshitting.

Yeah, because that's what it's for. Like it was coined by Germans who called it is something and it was meant to do assaulting. Yeah, but yeah. But like the company, the, yeah, Armolite rifle, but I had somebody, you know, explain it to me that like the rounds they shoot, like it's not sufficient really to like,

deer hunt or anything. I mean, because you use larger rounds for... So two down three years. That's a big. And you can't get that through, that you use like 30, 30s and stuff for. Well, because as I understand it, it's meant for close quarters combat.

So with other human beings. So you're supposed to get right up in there, but I'm not, I'm not. Even the automatic fire is for like, it's not to be Rambo and go around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know chopping trees down. Dears are fucking big.

I mean, I wanted to pull this up to speaking of China. This is what somebody sent this into me. It's a is math racist. Oh God. What? I want to see that equation. Of course it's the Seattle fucking time. Yeah, of course it is.

This is what Seattle is doing. So while China is, while China is, uh, graciously not asking Steve Kerr, why about the AR-15 violence that's going on in America while they're marching citizens into death camp and making Winnie the poo illegal and basically taking over what used to be a sovereign, like they are actively removing democracy

from a major city, a major territory in the world. It's supposed to be one of the world's great cities too. It's just so many lies exposed at once that I can't stop laughing at it. Same reason why I'm laughing at the Joker movie and getting evil looks from people who don't get it. Like we're supposed to be dumping trillions of dollars and lives into the Middle East to spread democracy,

but yet we can't even say out loud that the opposite is happening in China. Can't even speak it. Yeah, it's really, it's really wild. Let me see. Maybe there should be a subsidy for it, fuck it. We'll just's really, it's really wild. Let me see. Maybe there should be a subsidy for it. Fuck it. We'll just replace instead of sending a military over,

we'll just pay the NBA to grow some balls. What I don't get is why can't China just say, no, we don't want to honor the treaty. That's the thing. There's a whole treaty set up between the UK and China about Hong Kong. After a certain amount of sunset time, this was gonna happen.

Why can't they just say, now we don't like that anymore? Cause it's funny here to do it this way. Because people will believe it. No matter what, how big the lie is, they'll go like, oh, they said, they said they're doing it. Shabble not, man. Hard to tell.

Yeah, it's not hard to tell. I don't even fucking know how you're doing. Yeah. Uh, Seattle Public Schools, the math, ethnic studies framework, I had printed some funny stuff that I found in it. I don't know, maybe you'll think it's funny too. I just, I gotta understand how math could be racist.

Seattle, I'm still trying to figure that out. Seattle's recently released proposal includes questions like, where does power and oppression show up in our math experiences? Is math supposed to be the big unifying language that no matter what country and what part in this world that is math? No, no, no, no, no, not what country, not what part of the world, what part in the universe? Yeah, that's all the fucking saying.

That's how universal it is. How is math manipulated to show inequality and impression and oppression and how is math manipulated to allow inequality and oppression and oppression and how is math manipulated to allow inequality and oppression to persist? Well, I talk about manipulating statistics. I guess. I guess they are. I guess they are.

When students can see themselves in curriculum and see diversity in curriculum, they respond better. To math? When the fuck was, when did you ever see yourself in a math? Have you ever needed to see yourself? Tanner, I see myself everywhere because I don't know, that Hollywood has chosen vaguely ethnic white males who are six feet tall

to be their golden child. So I see myself everywhere. Have you ever felt the need to be represented as a gay man in anything? Never. Not at all. I'll represent myself. I have no interest in someone else trying to represent me because I can do it better than they ever could. What was it? It was ever been a gay character as a kid. They're like, oh, huh. There's a gay dude right there. And any kind of shows growing up. Not you guys, I'm sure. Where they were where they were openly gay. Yeah. Where

they were like, they were kind of, they didn't mention it. I don't know. I'm trying to. I don't know. This need to be represented everywhere. It's that so much that you can't do math unless you see your gender or your ethnicity or your culture. I think the first show I ever saw where I recognize that there was a gay character was the Ellen DeGeneres show. Like back in the night. I mean, he was gay. I think that was the first time. And the only reason I even knew that,

because I was way too young to watch that show, my mom's obsessed with Oprah to like a clinical level. Like she has every single cover of every single issue of the O magazine in pristine condition. When we came home from school, single cover of every single issue of the OMAGZ. Oh wow. In pristine condition. Yeah. When we came home from school, we had to watch the Oprah show as a family. Wow.

For a whole hour after school. And then we had school work from the television show. Wait, what? Oh my God. Wow. Your mom would make you do Oprah homework? Absolutely. We had to do dream journals and we had to do the hope journals

and we had to write what our desires were and how we were gonna be better. Did you just write cock? Kuck. Kuck. Anything that Oprah suggested that you as an American family should do, my family did.

We did not have a choice. Oh my God. What would you write in your dream journal? I was like six. I don't even remember. I mean, we were doing this from birth. That's how obsessed she was. She has only missed one episode ever in the history of Oprah

and you know what, when that was? The day that I was born. Not any of the other siblings. And the VCR fucked up. No, she would have caught that. No, no, no, no, the doctor would not allow her to watch. She wanted to watch Oprah while she was giving birth to me. This is like Frized Mom from Futurama.

Yeah. She was watching the game while Fry was being born. Right, right. My birth time was 3, 18 PM. Yeah. Oprah starts at four. They would not bring her a television to watch the show. It's the only episode in the history of Oprah.

That she was pissed off too. Yeah, that's how she remembers when I was born. She can't remember the episode she missed. Yeah, and it's impossible to find, because I don't even know about Oprah, but nothing's recorded and you can't find it anywhere. And there's not DVD box sets to buy. It's a one-and-done situation.

Somebody from Sweden recently emailed me and said that Sweden archives everything that gets played on their TV over there So they might have the Dr. Phil shows archived over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, speaking of recording TV Maybe my mom will finally be happy if I get her Fucking episode so I don't hear about it every family Puzzle piece in her life. Did she watch the own network? Oh, yeah Absolutely

Yeah, like the crowning achievement in my mother's eye ever was the fact that I used to work for Panera Bread and one day I got in the middle of a night because I worked 10 PM to 7 AM. An emergency call from the regional manager that we had a $4,000 order that had to be completed by 9 AM, which I didn't have fucking product for. I tried to five fucking stores to get it all,

long story short, and I'm being for an Oprah conference that was in Seattle. And I showed up to deliver the product. All I knew was that I was at the convention center and some 40, 20 gay assistant came out to let me to get the staff and he had an O.O. on his badge. And I could recognize that O, any day of my fucking life.

Yeah. It's okay. I'm helping him see it in her sleep. Long back that I'm in the smile morally faced from Maddox Bedside. Yeah. I'm growing up in an Oprah home school house. That's amazing. Absolutely.

Any recommendation for food, any recommendation for what you should do with your kids? That was my household. Did you get a new car? No, I wish. I mean, is there pictures of Oprah, like Jesus around the house? She's in her bathroom. She literally has like the covers around her, or the sink and on the wall. And those are just extra covers, by the way,

because she has in mint condition. Oh, I'm sure the aridium. Yeah, and plastic bins, every single, I'm talking 12 a year, well actually it's 14 because they do two specials. The fact that I know that is insane. Yeah, and she has every single issue that's ever been published. And like giant crates.

She lives in an apartment now and just taking up her entire closet. And if these crates of Oprah Magazine, what is she going to do with that? I'm gonna have to deal with them when she dies. That's what it's gonna be. And hopefully there's gonna be some other Oprah nut out there who's gonna wanna buy every single magazine cover that's probably a part of me.

They're probably a part of me. Actually, we'll be. We'll be. Maybe I get money out of all these magazines. So you just come up here. And I'm building out of all these magazines. You just come in here. Building it up. I think the guy who lived in this house before me did that. The neighbors said that there was like collected a lot of stuff.

Piles of newspapers. Oh, just all around. Like major hoarding tendencies of the other guy. That's one of my favorite things when you, I don't know if this is your situation, but when you buy a house like short sale, I've had a couple of friends who've done it and I would show up with them to just clear out all the old people shit and like it just piles a random nonsense that you hire a dumpster

and you just throw and shit people's memories and lives away. And it's like you learn a lot about people by like going through that kind of stuff. We had a guy that showed up one time, it was his house and like, we had a cop. Your mom was renting? No, no, no, no, no, no, like it was a friend of mine who would bought this like short sale house and his, we had a calm up. A calm was renting. No, no, no, no, no, no.

It was a friend of mine who had bought this short sale house. And his possessions were still in the house. And so technically he's not a lot of back, Paul Blossom, the thing, he got arrested, it was, anyway. But like in the second week of us being there, he showed up at the house to try to get shit. Did I ever coach the one of the cruelest I've ever seen him?

His uncle is a major hoarder. And he was, you know, coach has this addiction to trying to manipulate people into doing things that he thinks they should do that would better their lives. Gross. So he's trying to manipulate his uncle into stopping these hoarding obsessive hoarding tendencies and his uncle, and he's like, well, why are you doing this? Like, what's the point? And he goes, well, you know, his uncle's as well, you know, I'm gonna, it's just like for you, for you guys,

you kids, I have it, and it's gonna be valuable, and then I can pass it on to you. I don't. Coach goes, oh, when you, when you die, I'm gonna take all that shit out into the front yard and burn it. Uh-huh. And he said, like, he's, it looked like,

he said, it looked like he was killing a dog in front of like a little kid. And he's like, well, I don't understand. I promise you, we don't need three copies of a cookbook from 1987, get the fuck rid of it. I'm bringing Nick on. Go ahead. Hey, Nicky there.

Hey, yeah, buddy. We're talking about Tanner's, Tanner was homeschooled by Oprah. Well, we were talking about racism and math first. I didn't get to finish that. And it helped, there's what they say. It helps, it can help white students understand themselves better, putting cultural identities in mathematics,

structural racism in the country has mistought white people about themselves. They don't have culture, that they don't have roots. I don't think it's structural racism that has taught white people that. Yeah, I certainly math that has taught that. That's what I'm taking from all the other humanities that were not enough. Now, we've got to start teaching about culture and fucking math. I don't understand what that means.

What do you know what the end is? I don't know what the end is. I don't know what the end is. Meanwhile, China is educating their kids in STEM and math eight hours of fucking day. And we're teaching you which numbers are racist in our schools. Beautiful. Well, the seven sort of looks like a gallows. Seven eight, seven eight, nine because nine was brown. That's the lesson for today.

Nine was black. This is bullshit because math taught white people fractions all the way back in 1591 when we learned about the three fits issue. Yeah, well, yeah, the three fits compromise for the representative. Uh, this is what you teach for your homeschool, Nick, with your children. Yeah. You teach that's the first fraction we teach in our houses. The three fifths. Perfect.

Yeah. Well, however stupid kids are, they're going to get much stupider because this is obviously going through. Well, how are you going to? Because that's what kids need, right? What they, my kids hate doing the math work. I hated doing the math work too, because it's like,

okay, I get how to add after two problems. Why am I doing 78 of them? Because you don't get it. That's why, do it 70 times. And so now it'll be better when all of their basic addition are word problems about, you know, some sort of racial or cultural identity. What is my mathematical identity? That's one of the core goals of this thing.

What's my mathematical identity? I'm missing, I'm missing the concept. Well, the, what do you mean? I'm missing the concept. What, how could, how could numbers have an identity? And like what, what's an example of them teaching something that would show, you know, what the fuck is Western math? The fact that you don't know, Sean, is why this curriculum needs to be. Is my white privilege of mathematics? Your white cis male privilege. Yeah, you don't know your roots clearly.

Origin. Identity and agency is defined by ethnic studies is the way in which we view ourselves as mathematicians and members of broader mathematical communities. Mathematical theory and applications is rooted in the ancient histories of people and empires of color. I can't, I can't. You remember that movie contact? Yeah. For Alien sent signals to the to the to Jody Foster so she can make a big machine that that pretends to do something and everybody hates it. They the whole point of that like the bridge of the communications was that math is like this universal language. Yeah.

And and it goes beyond culture to the point that it's a way for us to communicate and to cooperate and to build without needing to self-identify. Because it's something that everyone agrees on. And it works everywhere. And the fundamental structure of the universe is actually math matters. It's not even a physical matter or energy. It's actually equations and statistics. How does it feel to be a mathematician? That's one of the goals of the...

That's nothing to do with math matter. Who gets to say if an answer is right? Oh, okay. Oh, that's... No, I know, this is, yeah. Who is smart? Who is not smart? I got a guess.

That's called asking for it. You're the teacher. There's no question for the kids. Who is not smart? I got a guess. That's called asking for it. You're the teacher. There's no question for the kids. Who is not smart? Oh man. I got both hands up in the back, please. Yeah. How can we use data to resist and liberate?

What? I don't know. As long as we're not talking about China though. I don't know. I suppose the spread of knowledge is somehow an active liberation. Is that what they're trying to get to? You build a gun. You build a gun.

That's how you use data to liberate. You build as many cheap guns as possible. And make sure you 3D print it while you're at it. Don't show any statistics that make people feel bad. All right. You know what shouldn't be in math feelings. Don't show any statistics that make people feel bad. All right, I know what shouldn't be in math feelings. Yeah. No, okay, Nick. Wow, what's a lot's going on with you lately?

What are you doing? I'm going to. Oh, God. Everything. I'm going to catch everybody up real fast. Vic, Vic lost the lawsuit. Yeah, it got thrown out. Okay. Yep. Got thrown out all at once. Yeah. Well, not really all at once it was in two parts. But the first part was indicative of how the second part would

go. There was a hearing on September 6th. At that hearing, the judge threw out 12 of the 17 charges. I was there at the hearing. And my opinion of the judge is not very high based on the way he conducted the hearing, but he did throw them out. Then on, I guess it was October 6th, 30 days later, or October 5th or something like that. They went ahead, or he went ahead

and threw out the remaining five charges. So now the, I guess the anime world is waiting to determine, or waiting to see if he'll appeal it or not. Is he going to? Does he have any money to do it? Those are two questions I don't have the answer to. Okay. What do you think?

I think, based on your, I think the appeal is going to happen. Okay. That's good. I think, well, the part that really annoyed everybody is, so when the judge threw out everything in his final opinion on it, the opinion, now this is 17 charges, or 17, yeah, cause of action against four different defendants. And the entire opinion was five pages long.

Is that short? Seem short. Very, very short. It was poorly written. There's stuff missing from it that you would get in a normal opinion, like a section called Finding a Facts and Conclus conclusions of law where the judge lays out the factual basis for each of his legal conclusions.

That way. Yeah, when you go to file an appeal, you know what the appeals court is going to even be looking at. At this point, the appeals court's going to go, what the hell this guy even, like, did you just have like a bad day? It seems like he came in very antagonistic towards high and then chub the judge was saying shit like go to mediation so you can heal the fucking anime community. What the fuck are you talking about man? That's Dr. Donna

Hugh. This is a lawsuit. This is about money in a guy's life and not about healing any fucking community. And fuck the anime community. Right. Exactly. Like that should be the judge's opinion and all honesty is fuck the anime community. And this isn't about a community. This is about one person who alleges they're wrong or wronged by other people.

And are they? And if they are how bad? That's the lawsuit. This greater narrative about the anime community is frozen. Is there all of it? This dumb. It's the working theory that I have on it is Chup came in, and this is after consulting a couple of different Texas practitioners.

Wait, who is this guy? Chup is the judge. Oh, he's the judge. Oh, yeah. So Vic Lasagna sued the women who me too, yes, yes. And more than the guy, the guy. The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy. The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy. The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy. The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy. The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy. The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy. The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy.

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was a work of art. I don't think it's the worst thing ever, but it wasn't great. And part of what they did was they included like 500 pages of transcript. I feel like it's going to. I'm like, my mother's going to. Yeah.

So, and the reason for that is you want to have, you want to have all of that stuff in the record for the appeal, frankly, because you want to be able to say, this is in the factual record, we filed it right here. Okay. So they did that, then what they did a couple days later, which was after their deadline to file their response, is they amended their original pleading,

which under the rules as they're written should be allowed. their deadline to file their response is they amended their original pleading, which under the rules as their written should be allowed. But the judge said, I don't think I'm going to allow that. And then in his opinion, he said, I'm not going to allow that based on anything. No, they can just literally go crazy, man. You think they'd have to, you think they'd need to give like a reason. You think they would want to stick to the rules? Yeah, or there should be some kind of reason for deviating that is allowed.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know how it works. We need to have like an autism test for judges. And if they fail, they are not allowed to be a judge. Like you need the most rule following mother fuckers up there. Not like every judge should have a deviant art page with Sonic the hedgehog original content stories on it. Would you think the same thing for like senators and congressmen? No, they should all just be dead. I know you wanted one for every like 33,000 people.

I do, but it's never going to happen. Yeah, because there would be like 5,000 members of Congress. That's fine. You don't think you could have a five thousand as Congress that's five thousand people. We can't get shit done with four hundred and thirty eight. You want to get shit done with four thousand? Tanner, I don't want anything to get done. I want those motherfuckers to never decide to do anything ever again. Just let all the, let all their initiatives expire. If they can't get five thousand people to agree on something i don't want that thing done

five thousand people can agree on having a halloween party having christmas or that we're all gonna get laid everything else no do not don't even try it see i look at it from the other point of view i want a lot of shit taken away i want a lot of things change that i know i can be any of that with 5,000 people. I know, I don't want that to happen. I'm sorry, Nick, where are you saying?

Oh, no, no, it's fine. I agree. I agree with everything, both of you. Yeah. But excellent. Yeah, thank you, lawyer. Yeah. In the, so I think Chuck gets this bad, giant and he gets pissed off and he comes in and

then they they amended their pleadings which he then sees as oh they're trying to game the system. Right. So he comes in pissed off for the day and starts just ruling against them. What an asshole. Well here's my question. Nick from the moment that they filed until he came in and made his judgment, how long or time was that?

From the moment they filed. Nick only measures time in the form of superchats. Oh, that's true. That's true. How many, how many 20s are we talking here? No, so the moment they filed their original pleading or just the, this bad one. From the moment they put in the 500 pages of transcripts, they put in the bad filing on the 30th of August, I believe it was.

And then on the 6th of September's the hearing. So do you really think that he was, this is my point. Do you really think that he read 600 some odd pages of a filing in six days? No, it's over. Right? Did you say August 30th? He said August 30th to September 6th. I thought he said October 6th.

What kind of math do you identify with? Did you say October 6th? Wrong math. The October, the October 6th was his final ruling, but he started issuing rulings at the hearing. And those are technically final rulings. So I'm going to see over. I need to check my white cis math.

Yeah, I think you're trying to impress the gay guy in the room, Sean. That's really what now. How he gets to say if an answer is right, we just just, it's right there in black and white. So I really want to know how much, how much this cost. Very good. Next. So Vic raised like, are you raised for Vic, like $250,000, right?

Or 300? Yep, we're at, we're at $253, I think. $253, how much do you think would have gone into legal stuff so far? Like what would be a reasonable estimate? Because I have no idea. Yeah. I pay $40,000 for everything. Yeah.

Vicks got like tie and a bunch of chicks and all these depositions. Yeah. It's, it's really hard to estimate, but I think a conservative estimate is 180, has probably been spent conservatively. It could be more than that. Not damn. I don't know, but you've got time, you've got Jim. So that's two senior partners of the firm working on this thing quite a bit.

You've got Carrie Christie, who is a senior associate. So her rate's a little lower, but not a ton. And you've got, they've hired outside counsel as well on Lee, who's a local deterrent county. And, and so you've got him, plus you've got paralegals and whatever else needs to be done. We're like seven people so far. Yeah. Yeah.

And typically it ties from almost all the work is done by lawyers. There's very little paralegal or assistant help. So it's expensive. You're just lighting the money with fire at that point. Well, at least there's a cushion for an appeal. You got 70, 70,000 dollars. Well, correct me if I'm wrong wrong though Nick, aren't appeals more expensive than the original filings? No, not generally. The reason being this particular filing is

expensive because of the depositions that occurred. For each day of deposition, for VIX, for example, you've got six hours in the deposition room at a minimum, probably more like an eight hour day that you're paying to at least two attorneys. You've got Ty and Carrie with her. I don't know if 2,000 an hour, something like that. Ty's $400 an hour, Carrie's $325, I think. So you've got 7, 25 an hour just for the deposition.

Does that include your cut? No, my cuts, my cuts double whatever they're getting paid. I found out that the other side found out that Nick is on Ty's payroll. Ty can tell us his trust fund hangs it over his head because I don't know how trust funds work. Is that right? No, you know what really upset, annoyed me about that? Is that they don't, people don't know how trust funds work. Is that right? No, you know what really upset, annoyed me about that is that they don't, people don't

understand that the way you recommend somebody to someone else is because you've worked with them in the past. Yeah. Like they're losing your fucking minds that Nick would recommend somebody who has handled legal matters for him or in his suite or in his life at some point would recommend him to somebody else. Yeah, that's well, my my favorite part about that was when a Florida estate attorney who does not like me or tie is very much on their side went through the document because all of these alleged attorneys couldn't fucking read.

Yeah. What was actually on the paper in front of them. And this guy goes through and lays out very clearly that all of the shit that they're making up actually probably didn't happen. And they don't have enough information to say that it even does. And he becomes that conclusion. And then they all just run with it anyway

that, oh, yep, Ty's running Nick's money. It's like actually And I'll say this tie has never ever been in charge of a dollar That I've gotten from anybody Yeah At all so it's it's this weird conclusion that they drew from being unable to read I mean they also fail to understand that That trust that could be created is a conditional trust that's created if my grandmother is dead and she's alive. So I hear what I read between the line.

I got this. They also fail to account that you're using like a Logitech 920 webcam to do your web stream. So you're obviously not a trust. There's no trust fund inside for Nick Ritita. That's the guy. The guy wears cargo shorts. All right. That's not what's. Unless he's some kind of trust a farrian who's eating pizza out of the trash. But I pay them Lamborghini's.

So that's just your office. The rest of your house is a is a mansion, but it's it's just. It's all in the car. He puts on the Charlie Brown shared in the cargo pants and the crappy webcam to look like he's one of the people. Oh, God. Oh, listen though, no joke. Someone was going, someone was like, have you ever received any money from Ty?

I said, he sent a $2 super chat once, which was the YouTube free super chat. And they said, was that before after you recommended him to pick? I'm like, you fucking kidding. Fuck. Oh, God. That's a reach. Wow. Okay, you also got threatened by a former Crip recently.

That was pretty funny. I'm trying to find, do you have that video anywhere? I mean, I have the whole thing somewhere. Oh, wait, I've got, I've got the, yeah, I could send you, I could probably send you some links. Yeah, can you send me? I had it, but I think it got taken down. Oh. Um, this guy, Mad Black atheist said he was gonna drive by Nick's house and shoot it up

and then he needs to teach his kids how to duck. Nice. Yeah. Oh, Christ. Oh, wait, I've got gyms. I'll send you the link to gyms trailer that he did for him. How's that? Okay, yeah, do that.

But yeah, that was, that was an interesting part of the story where apparently. Well, I love the line. You give him. He says that he's sorry. He's not. It's like a real shitty apology. Who says he's sorry? This guy mad black atheist.

The one who said he was going to shoot Nick's house and he needs to teach his kids how to duck. And then he's going to make a call like a Walter White and just like, yeah, yeah, that's how he operates. And then he's a crib. And he needs to teach him about first. I don't think he's really a crib. And fucking Minneapolis of all people. I mean, I'm'm sorry it's not like we're talking about LA or

Chicago like we're talking about fucking Minnesota. Hey he's from Knoxville man. He's from Knoxville. This is the devastation. The most dangerous thing to come out of Knoxville is Dolly Parton's tits. He gets on the kill stream with Nick and says he's, it gives some shitty apology like, oh, you know, that was out of line. And Nick goes, well, I forgive you, but that doesn't mean you didn't commit multiple felonies. No.

I just because I forgive you, doesn't you stupid idiot? Doesn't mean that you didn't break the law, asshole. Yeah, cripple Jesus says he's not a cripp. He knows all crypts. Well, someone was playing out to me. He wears a lot of red. And identifying as a cripp and wearing a lot of red

on your face. Yeah, in no way. Might not be a good idea. Probably not. I've never had an issue with this dude. Oh yeah, that's it. But this is the same thing that happened. This is the same thing that happened with yellow flash.

Did not have a single issue with yellow flash. And he just, Where's the duck? You know, I thought about it. Before I set up my stream, I was like, I'm a Creole. What's he pissed off at? Nick called him a hoe and said he was mad.

Y'all know, we don't play that what? Mate. What is he doing it? For the effort that you put in. No, I don't think this is it because he's talking with two other guys while he's doing it. Where did I put this? God damn it. That's okay. We had it all.

God damn it. Yeah, I know. He told the mad black guy to shut the fuck up on the kill stream. I never heard anything like it. He just, he starts talking to shut the fuck up. This is a clip he's talking to you, Sean. Wait, you swore? Oh, a lot.

That is great. That is a great kill stream. Oh, wow. He deserved it. This is the guy who just yelled at Ralph for thinking that Mad Black was done and then mildly cutting him off on accident. And he's like, hey, let me finish.

I'm a man. You'll let me finish. I'll say, oh my God. I just sent it to a Black roster. Twitter DM. Twitter DM, okay. But there's like five videos in there and I think He's got it's a apology video in there and then each one of those those four clips the one with the three idiots in In the thumbnails is one where he was really he was gonna go on off

And yeah funny to watch his his like co-hosts He was really, he was kind of going off and it was funny to watch his, his like co-hosts. He's like, they're making death threats with them on camera. No, no, no. I mean, he really is. Yeah. Talking about the way he's going to kill Nick Rikita. And his children, it's not pretend that we're not talking about the eradication of his bloodline while we're at it.

All I know is if you said that about my kids, I don't think I'd be as calm as Nick does. I think he's giving the crypts a bad name too. Like they're about gang warfare. I don't think they're ever about murdering attorneys in their family. Well, and if you're talking about the blood move. If you're talking about like a gang threat,

there's no way to look weaker as a gang than make a threat and then not follow through on it. And then apologize for making the threat. There's no way to look weaker as a gang than make a threat and then not follow through on it. And then apologize for making the threat. Yeah. It was don't tell him that he might have to try and make good. I don't want to run away from his rascal. And he's got it. He's got a t-shirt with a year logo with a line through it. That says tricky Nick. Is he retarded? I was going to say, are you going to sell that shirt? I want to buy that shirt from him. I want to honor his. He had this man. Yeah. That's all he said for a 90 second clip. Oh, here it is with the three guys. He wore this shirt on a four four hour and 40 minute live stream. Okay, hold on a follow-in. No

I'm gonna show you what friends. Oh, here we go. I'm gonna show you what real friends do. I'm done talking The white eyelets I shoot the whole block up just a friend So you don't see me on the white eyelace. I shoot your whole block up just a friend. I'm gonna show you, motherfucker. Oh, I'm gonna shoot your whole motherfucker block up. Oh, wow. Then what you gonna say?

What's your isn't your block just you, Nick? It's a let's just suggest that the block is like a mile long stretch of road. And he's gonna be out there shooting it out. It's, let's just suggest that the block is like a mile long stretch of road. And he's going to be out there shooting it out. He had a lot of fence posts, a lot of deer on wasting ammo. This guy named Matt in the middle here. He's like scratching his lip like holy shit. What the hell? Here we go.

Drinking a monster. I'm going to call one of my homeboys tomorrow. Wow. You know, I'm a fucking rare bit of it. I don't of my sister. I'm playing it, don't you? I'm gonna call one of my homestay tomorrow. I'm gonna call one of my homestay tomorrow. I'm gonna call one of my homestay tomorrow. I'm gonna call one of my homestay tomorrow. I'm gonna call one of my homestay tomorrow. I'm gonna call one of my homestay tomorrow. I'm gonna call one of my homestay tomorrow.

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He claimed on my show that they were expunged. That is not true. They were not expunged. And so this is a guy who's saying he's going to buy all of his equipment tomorrow. And he's going to, I put it on camera for you. He's shooting equipment to just record evidence of your felonious ownership of firearms. Okay.

This is a felon, multiple felon whose violence. Yeah, he can definitely cannot own a gun. I was just about to say he can't own firearms then. Well, I thought I was gonna call up a, you can't commit crimes either Tanner. Well, I'm gonna call going to call up a, you can't commit crimes either, Tanner. Well, I'm going to call somebody up. You're asking for too much, Shade Dick. Math has failed him.

The racism of Math has failed this man. But no, it's not. It's like a video. But I'm going to show you what I'm going to talk about with. So you know, I ain't playing. This is a game I'm going to show you. I'm going to contact one of my boys in the morning and I'm gonna get everything I need. You think these crazy schools you, the motherfuckers, are a problem?

You're wasting something yet. I'm gonna show you a real problem. That was it. That's a threat of domestic terrorism. I mean, that, that as a joke on Twitter, Homeland Security calls you. Oh, fuck yeah. Like that. That's what a fucking moron.

The joke is this broken ass fucking teeth. I think there's, there's, there's more than that. The duck part was the funniest part. Yeah, it's in because it takes a minute to spend. Show up in my skin and I'm telling you nobody ever ear for you again. Matter of fact, a gun is too nice. I'll use the compound bow.

Fuck the gun. I don't want you to die. I want you to be in rising fucking pain. It's going to do a drive-by with a compound bow. I want you to know where you can bleed out and die. I want you to lay there and stuff or in plain agony into the cops get here. Yeah, where's that?

Why don't you tell me? No, this one, this one, he's talk too easy. He's talking about people showing up to his house. Oh, that is. I can't get over the fact that I made a picture. Maybe it's clear for, yeah. He made a, after tonight, I got nothing else to say. Damn it.

Where the fuck is done? Who's still our crypts? Who says I have to do anything? The building friends actually text message me, care I'm sitting in. I can sit right here just like this. And it's fucking frame. Why am I looking at the bedroom door?

Hey man, it's done. And then I'll put this phone back down and finish doing my stream. So who says I have to do anything? You're streamed to 12 people. And you know what's really funny? One of my bro's dealing friends actually takes message me the other day.

And you say, man, that's fucked up. If they try to accuse you of sexual assault, he said, I was watching that shit. That's some bullshit. And I say, yeah, that's kind of shit. They do to me every day, bro. You know, sexual assault. You know, where to find me if you need me. That's all he said. I think I'm gonna get him a call in the morning. They're gonna give a few of them a call in the morning. I think

I'm gonna be sending out some anonymous addresses. Maybe I can stir up a little bit of trouble. I'll, hmm. Huh. Oh, there it is. Four hours and one minute. Oh, okay. Thank you, counselor. You spent some time on this.

Okay, here we go. This is how he milks it, so it gets all back to the money. Quick doing your bitch made talking on YouTube. You're finding out over the country and you bitch made it. How do you make this money? It's coming at money, nigga. Oh, I'm how that means. You're finding out over the country. You're making money. It's coming at money.

Oh, I'll let me adjust a vow. And we'll set up a camera station like being famous. Well, I'll buy one. Take this. Get up. Have a stream and live to you too. So they can watch watch you get your ass. Be sick of the whole ass. They just like you.

Oh, my God. Talking all this. Very offensive. I don't care about the internet. Watch you get your ass Stick a little whole ass thing is like you Oh my god Talking all this very offensive. I don't care about the internet. I'm seeing you live in here. You're giving a popcorn to on your show I'm gonna sit up and call me a criminal. He been prison. He been is he good mother fucker You're coming out. I went to work Taxi-vasive Thank you legendary. I'm see me bitch. I'm himself that. Thank you, Legendary. Come see me, bitch, I'ma come see you. Oh, there it is.

Oh, there it is. Yeah, here it is. Here's a word I want you to spell in your house. B, U, B, K. He had to spell it in his head. And make sure you teach it to your kids, motherfucker. And tell them what a walk by is, too. There's a word I want want to teach the whole family.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Man, y'all run and tell it. I'm a fuck. You're a walk by the fuck. Let's talk. Learn that word. You're going to keep running your mouth about me.

I'm going to show you what friffin' used to be like. I'm going to show you what real frizz do. I'm done talking. So, you're clearly. You're a pussy. You ain't got my own ticket. I shoot the whole block up just the furniture. Oh yeah, okay There it is. We've heard the rest goddamn it barely missed everything. Yeah, of course. Oh wow talk about giving the crypts a bad name

Yeah, they're gonna very intimidating group before this guy got gangs in general Don't like to get involved with civilians because it's bad press and it brings the cops down on them and they, you know, they've got their territory for whatever they're running and they deal with each other. Other criminals. Yeah. Yeah. Because they're, they all know it's like in the second godfather.

This is what we have chosen, you know. Well, because if you fuck with normal people too much, they'll just all get together and kill you. Yeah. Like you can fuck with another gang because it's a business like it's, they've got as many guys as you do. They're properly, but if you fuck with regular people, they'll just come together and hang you and they'll never stop hanging. All right, Nick. And the cops will help. That's the other thing. You start killing people inside of the gang area. The cops, the cops were actually just raid the area and start arresting all those guys with 20 warrants. Are you going to do anything about this guy, Nick? I don't know if you want to publicly say that

on the show, but do you have a plan of what you're going to do about this guy? Have you talked to the I can't discuss, no, no, I don't know. I think he's full of bullshit and I don't really, I haven't done anything about it. He's been reported by someone else to the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation. He says that they called him and told him just not to ever say anything about it again and that that would, that would get him off. That's not typically how those things work. You think prison would do that? Yeah, that's how it works. He apologized.

He, he, he, he, he, he has an apology video. Oh, yeah, I play the apology clip. Oh, no, it's, it's a, it's too much of this guy. Oh, is it? All right. Yeah, but he did apologize for what it's worth. I accepted his apology, but it, it's not up to me. It doesn't change it.

Yeah, at that point, it's, it's up to the fucking state if they want to deal with him or not. Yeah, the internet. I've heard, I heard flicking things about people being after him. I don't really care. I prefer people not to threaten to murder my entire family in general. You're just a simple preference. Yeah, although some days I told him on the kill stream. I mean, am I right?

I told him on the kill. Will you tell him to shut the fuck up? It was amazing. I'm getting hard just thinking about that. But I told him at the end of the thing. I said, you know what pisses me off is like, I like you. You're a funny guy. I can't really ever have you on my show again.

And I wanted to, because I can't just let some guy who threatened to murder my family come on my show. You can't do that in good conscience. And that pisses me off, because he was a good guest. He's entertaining when he kind of ran when he's not threatening to murder people. So, Well, that's too bad. Yeah. Well anyway. All right. Does anything make you a rage, Nick? Thanks for the Vick up. Thanks for calling in and giving us a Vick update. Very disappointing. It's disappointing, but you know, it's part of the process. Yeah. Unfortunately, you've got a judge

who one of the things I didn't finish saying was, I think the judge when he was making his final ruling, he realized that he fucked up at the hearing. He does, he does seem to understand that because there's a part of the hearing, there's a dispute over these affidavits that were submitted by VIX Council. And the affidavits were then withdrawn and replaced with unsworn declarations,

which have the same legal weight. They're just, they're not sworn in front of a notary, they're signed under penalty of perjury. Okay. They've same legal weight and everything. And there was a big dispute over whether or not the judge is going to accept those. That's how the hearing opens up. And the judge says, at some point he says, I think I have to, I think I have to consider them. I've already read them. I don't know how I couldn't consider them. That's how he goes through the hearing.

In his opinion though, he doesn't accept them. He decides that they were not acceptable, that they were submitted after the deadline, and the other ones were withdrawn, so he's not gonna consider the withdrawn ones. The reason he had to do that is because if he accepts those affidavits, he cannot have dismissed the torsious interference. He looks like an absolute moron because the torsious interference is in the affidavit

from the guy who breached the contract. Okay. So he had to acknowledge that he screwed some things up and I think he's got the theory of, well, this is going to get appealed either way. Let's just make it clean. That's what I saw. I saw somebody else saying that too that the reason everything was dismissed all at once is to make it expeditious to read to file the appeal anyway.

So he realized that there's, that it has merit after the fact. Yeah. And he said in that hearing before the mediation, he's like, there's no guarantee your client's not going to be back here in three months anyway after an appeal. And he said that about the chick who was completely dismissed at the hearing. So he's indicating that he knows that this has a very good possibility of coming back. I think we'll see an appeal. People should stay tuned.

As soon as I hear about it, I'll be announcing it. And I think that'll spread around really quickly. So what makes me a rage is black washed up. Crips cut me off on the kill stream. Yeah. How active do you think his membership is? Do you think his card expired? I can check. I've been a crypt for a long time. Oh, I have you. Yeah, I'm the treasurer. Is that how you're hearing?

I'm the local chapter treasurer for the crypt gang. Oh. I could go check his dues right now to see, I'll get on the horn with one of my homies. You don't even have to leave that chair. No, you better. You better wait and call them in the morning. It's a Sunday.

Oh. Yeah, we're day, our office hours are Monday through Friday at the Crips. So I'll get on the 2 p.m. I'll get on the phone on Monday. There would be a lunch break between exactly. You got to catch the cops. Yeah, I'm with an hour lunch break. Yeah. All right, Nick. Get out of here. Well, Nick, before you go, I just want to tell you, thanks for everything in Minneapolis.

And you know what you did in the house, and I just appreciated a lot. What did you do? Well, that's for Nick to decide if you want to talk about that. That's between me and Tanner. Wow, okay. That means I know what it is. He's definitely a big way, and I really appreciate it, buddy. All right.

You're a matter of your gratitude to Lady Rockets. See you. Peace. Oh, cripple Jesus says I'm an See ya. Sinic peace. Bye. Oh, cripple Jesus says I'm an honorary member. That's fantastic. Oh, how's it going? Here we have some comments. This is from Eric.

Queer cannibalism. Hey, Dick, just wanted to write in about controversy going on with transgenders and actual lesbians and the actual lesbians subreddit. Uh huh. It's not exactly accurate to say that the LGBT community is eating each other. It's that the tea and their supporters are eating everyone else. Oh, wow.

Who said this? I don't know, a guy. Oh, I thought I might have been air quality. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. I'm an asexual male.

And over the last couple of months, I've noticed asexual subreddits in Facebook getting blitzed by teas, branding themselves as sex favorable assexuals. That's not that. They get dysphoria, read self-awareness from actual sex, but are still entrenched in BDSM, kink shit. So now all the assexual places on the internet I go to escape from an oversexualized culture are wall-to-wall degenerate fetish shit and anyone who complains gets banned for transphobia and being a bad ally so not even the non-sexes can escape from the other people imposing their Tsexuals it's utter fucking madness and it's everywhere. I've been banned from two groups Just this week merely for asking where I can go to avoid it meaning sex

If you're interested I'd be willing to talk about it on the show give my love to Sean go fuck yourself Oh, man, he should get in contact with my office. I'll get him in with the right people right That with one phone call and I don't got to get out of this chair. No, you don't even have to put the phone down Nope, just be like yep. They're like it's done. You're like Thanks. I'm a sex favorable asexual. And you like that? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know, man. I thought it. It's not a fucking thing. It's not a fucking thing. I thought that the tease, I thought that they were women because of the, I had a scale in my head like, huh, I guess that you're, I guess that is a womanly thing to do, like doing that annoying,

trying to really scale it to what you know. Yeah, like all right, yeah, that's a womanly thing to do, the brain's hooked up. But this, the amount of work that you go to to get your dick sucked, that's a guy thing. Okay. So that makes me think, no, that's not, whoever's doing that is a guy.

If you're invading space, if you're willing to say that you're a sex positive, asexual, only a man would say that to get their dick sucked. Do you understand where I do? Yeah, I do. Here's another one on that topic from Jeff. A gay man accused of genitalia fetishism. This happened to me, he says,

we're not a date with a guy, turned out they were a trans male, got accused of having a genitalia fetish when I said I wasn't into it. The trans person I was on a date with dated this person when they were a female and got all awkward thinking of them and he got a lecture on how I am a genitalia fetish, fetishist,

because I didn't want to put my penis into a vagina as a gay man. I get it, your trans. Everything is weird or dirty if you don't agree with it. It's like relegated to some weird fetish community. So you're a gay man. That's so strange. What the fuck, fuck off. Okay, you're bizarre to me.

People ask me all the time, like with the whole transgender thing, if I would ever have sex with a female to male. Yeah, yeah. And my policy on this is the exact same as like my firearm policy. If you make me take aim, I'm gonna shoot. So if you can get me hard, I'll fuck you.

But even with a female to male, I would never have sex with their vagina. Number one, I don't want babies. Nope, you know what, I get to wake up every day and think the Lord that I'm gay for, you're not gonna have a kid. I will never have an accidental pregnancy. And that should be on the fricking brochure.

Dicks' hairline says, was enjoying the show last week until the second the woman got on the mic, screeching halt, sorry about that buddy. Wait, what? I don't know, he just said he was enjoying the show last week until the second the woman got on the mic, screeching halt. Sorry about that, buddy. Wait, what? I don't know, he just said he was enjoying the show until Goose Wayne's girlfriend got on.

Oh, oh, that's why I forgot about it. Judas, hey, Deck Judas here. I was a corrections officer for about five years at a women's prison. The segment about the pig who shot the guy in his own apartment made me remember the average show doesn't know what women's prison is like. Women's prison is hardly a punishment at all compared to men's prison, even in the maximum

security units, I don't know this is true, but I never heard this before. Even in the maximum security units, women get much more programs yard time and access to better hygiene items, et cetera. In the minimum side, they're free to roam the dorms all day and can be outside almost all day, as well as being able to go outside prison functions, go to outside prison functions such as prison organized cookouts and the local lake with their families. And for the reference, I live in a very conservative state. I can only imagine prisons in liberal states or even worse.

Yeah, that's a good point too. That's interesting. There's a virgin one here, it's kind of long though. I'll get some advice. Chad, dad, if you read this on the air, please don't reveal my identity. My wife, oh, this was called, my wife's friend is married to a pedophile, I think was the subject of this one. She is.

My wife hangs around this lady who is married to a pedophile, serving time in another state, convicted pedophile. Yeah. Were they together before he got convicted? We got to go into the story team. This bitch is still married to him, has his picture hanging in her house and brings her young kids to visit their pedophile father in prison. Let's call my wife's friend Anna. My wife and I have a young child. Oh God. Here we go.

I mean, it's just if you don't have enough work to do trying to get yourself through life and make a success of your family You got this bitch at home who's luring in pedophile attracted women to expose your children to a Like is the risk non-zero of you being fucking friends with this lunatic? Yeah, and eventually I'm gonna come home Guy got released early and he's just lurking around what the fuck is wrong with you. Yeah play this for your wife Ma'am what the fuck is wrong with you Get a fucking dog Get a pinpal. I can tell you she's not thinking about her fucking kids. She's thinking about herself You don't need friends this badly. Nobody has ever needed a friend that get a book club.

If it's a more Oprah in your fucking life, my wife and I have a young child. And when I'm gone at work, Anna comes over to hang out with my wife and our baby and brings her own kids with her. How, how much dysfunction do you need to bring into your life every day? As though it's a, as though it's an unrelated crime that has nothing to do with the spaghetti that's in this wife's brain and what might be in the kids.

And all of the kids. In a fuck right. I was just gonna say, if they don't have a brain. Did he molest his kids? Oh, the kids stuck his finger up our daughter's, Wahoo today. Oh, why? Why did they do that?

Oh, gee, I fucking wonder. You got a magic eraser, you stupid cunt to take that out of her brain. Cause you need this friend so fucking bad. Yeah, it's the size of a 45 caliber actually. They are basically besties at this point, and it makes me uncomfortable, but the more I bring this up to my wife, the more she defends her friend. You are not bringing it up in the correct way.

The correct way is that woman is never coming over to our house again. You're not friends. End of story. I don't need a reason for you. I'm not tolerating a discussion. That's it. This is this goes beyond you. So you're making you're not thinking clearly. I am. If I come home and see her again, I'm going to show you what a real crypt does. You're going to be a real crypt. You're going to be a fucking crypt. You've got. How do I get my wife to run screaming from this obviously

weird and dysfunctional person? I know that this is a predator once removed type of situation. Do not use that vote, do not use vocabulary that she has trained you to use. It is not a predator once removed. They're all predators. The woman is equal, the woman is equally predatory to the guy that's in fucking jail. Beautiful thing about blame, planning to go around, equally to fucking blame for still talking to the guy. But just thinking about this bitch willingly putting her kids on the phone with a convicted pedophile makes me want to slap her so hard she flies off in the wind far far away from me

and my family go fuck yourself chaddad i don't think so i think that name is uh... reserve for someone who has their bitch on a leash or has a pair of fucking balls get rid of her get rid of her to say tell the friend directly you're not welcome in the fucking house anymore yeah your wife has a problem with it. This is, how, deal with it.

Go find another fucking friend. Join a knitting circle. Fuck you. The guy's a pedophile, the woman's a pedophile. In fact, I think the woman's more guilty for taking her kids around a pedophile. At least the pedophile has an excuse of fucked brain chemistry.

You can't fix that shit. I want to, you want to find kids. That's sorry man. We got no cure for you. We can't kill you because we like feeling good about ourselves. So we're just gonna imprison you forever and make you not act on it. Balls need to be this big.

Yeah. But the woman at least has a choice. She's got Tinder for God's sakes. There we go. I don't know. Tell us how that works out. But that's sick. And that's sick. The wife's sick.

Your wife's sick. And if you don't act soon, you're going to be equally to blame. And her kids are fucking sick too. Kids are fucked. The kids are fucked. Call me Rick Dyna might. Hey, Dick and Sean, you need some advice on how to seal the deal with this girl.

Short backstory is, we were friends for a few years, and I confessed I had feelings. She ghosted me for about a year and a half afterwards. Wow. Just like Randy. Yeah. Until next year when the Dodgers play again.

A few months ago, she reached out and we started talking again. I invited her to my, I invited her as my plus one to my buddy's wedding. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's a long date. You just signed yourself up for him.

Well, he's hoping, he's hoping that the whole wedding, you know, that, you know, she'll get all, she'll get all caught up in that and, you know, maybe fucking. I'm here to a Lamaz. I'm here to hold on, Tanner. I can, you should take her to a Lamaz, hold on Tanner. You should take him to a Lamaz glass. Yeah, oh god. And that'll really get her in the mood. She's flying down for the weekend.

She moved about a thousand miles away during the ghosting and is going to the wedding with me. I think you just talked yourself into a relationship here, buddy. The canned situation is nothing to write home about. Probably be cups, but as I'm an ass man, she has an amazing ass. She snapshots me, her squat routine nearly every day.

Oh my goodness. She's a cute girl, five, five, and skinny, probably seven, 10 overall. But as I said, I love her ass and her personality really meshes with mine. I mean, yeah, she's got a great ass. How do I get the girl, even if it's a one night stand, how do I get her back to my,

that seems like the worst place to take a date, to a wedding. It's like taking a chum to a shark tank. Well, especially after a year and a half ago. Like, ghosting, and they haven't seen each other since then. Well, that whole thing's weird that the ghosting? No, that she would just like, yeah, I'll go to the wedding with you.

Yeah, agree. All of them. Did they just, uh, from that, it sounds like they haven't seen each other. Oh, yeah. No, I know. I know. You're right. It seems like she would only go to the wedding to meet other guys.

Actually on his dime. Yeah. I don't know. It's a strange situation. I think she'd take her out before the wedding to see if she's actually into you and not just wanting to go hoat up with a fucking wedding. That's true.

Or else you're gonna have a bad night watching her flirt with other dudes. Yeah. That is true. I mean, and your podcast over it. Yeah. I'm 22 years old. I can't figure out how to try and date this girl.

10 years older than me. She's an insurance agent and I'm a business owner who uses insurance through her agency. She's kind of quiet, but it's smoking hot with an incredibly tight ass. I know she likes the same music as I do and we enjoy similar hobbies, but I don't know how to talk to her in a personal way when all of our interactions are more professional. What do you suggest? Make it professional. Just schedule a treat it like a business deal, schedule a date, see if your time is

match up. Why ditch the professional? Trick or into it. Say you want to talk about insurance over drinks. Maybe you feel more comfortable having this insurance conversation at home about actuarial tables. You know, why not? Uh, 10 years older than me. What the hell are you doing?

Yeah, that was my first 30 to 22. Which means he's 22. Yeah, I don't know. And he's in the prime of his life. She may not be. She's got, listen, buddy, she's got three years until her skin starts to turn into paper. If you go, go to a, go find a, you might not be able to find one, but if you, if you find a Ralph's bag from a grocery store and touch the Ralph's bag, the old cart, like the, what it was at the pulp paper, the recyclable bags, not the plastic. No, no, you're on your paper bags. Plastic or paper bags.

You can see that. You can see the paper bags? Yeah. Construction paper. If you can't find any Ralph's bags, find some construction paper, and then put your hands on that. That's what you're going to be feeling

in three years when you are 25. What the fuck are you doing? Wrap your hand, take a toilet paper roll, empty toilet paper roll, and take all the toilet paper off, throw it away, I don't care. Right, who cares? Take that toilet paper roll and try to jerk off with it. Oh my God.

In three years, that's your life. Jesus Christ. Just want you to that's your life. Jesus Christ. Just want you to know, guys, don't know this. They don't know what happens. They don't know why young women are so desirable to men in their 50s and 60s, but this, collagen, this is why. So you lose collagen when you get older

and women lose it at a faster rate than men. Yeah. So why your skin changes more. Every time you think about wanting to date this girl who's 10 years older than you, go find an empty toilet paper roll and try to jack off with it and see if that helps you. Well, that's wonderful. Well, on the other side of it is in three years, she's already dangerous to have kids. Like, it's already more, way more dangerous to have children after 35.

She would know. Yeah, and insurance, she would know. Yeah. All right, let's see if I have it. I'm sorry. I'm high risk. Tell me I'm wrong. Sean. Well, I mean, yes, you get, you get older. That happens. All right. I've got a guy who sent me this book. I don't know. What time is it? Uh, clock. We've been, uh, two hours and a half. I really want to get to voice mail today. Let's see if we can get this guy in. Yeah. I'm interested in this guy. I mean, I just the book's colors immediately caught my eye. A, is this is this J M J M A

A? Yeah, you're the loud and echo. I got him. I got him. I can fix that. Okay. I'm not very sure. Let me let me just to. No, you're fine. No, don't worry. You're going to change anything. Yeah. One, two, three, dusting. One, two, three, put us, proceed with China. Yeah. Dick. This is what I thought was going to happen. Loud and clear. Loud and clear. So you said, Dick, my man. Yeah, you sent me this book called YouTube Susan's Day of Retribution, which is a book where you in Sam Hyde murder Susan Wojekki the CEO of YouTube Well, that's pretty close, but you know not really I I'm just a story about how the downfall of Susan Wojiskian YouTube. Oh, okay

I've got a whole story about it. I've got a clip from it here. The man was at a considerable distance from the gate with his car. Susan swears as she recognizes that man from a distance. Do you know that guy? Asked Mrs. Ratzemberg. Susan replied with fear in her eyes. It's Sam Hyde. The man unpacked an AR-15 assault rifle from his bag and slowly approached the gate with

his rifle in hand. So what's going on here? What is this book about? Well, it's basically how, you know, basically YouTube goes all to shit and Susan just goes basically to shit. I mean, it's basically what I consider this spoke to my bandera against, you know, getting me band of YouTube and shit. Oh, you got band off of YouTube? Basically that, you got band off of YouTube? Disgusting shit.

Yeah. You got band off of YouTube? Yeah, entirely. Oh, my accounts were completely wiped off because some A-log ask or report it to some trusted flag that I was a band of A-Dianned shit. And a previous original band was because, you know, I got three strikes.

The last one being on a music video, which I actually had a unicorn cactus and dial, and that's just a bar there. I mean, it's just audio and shit. Somebody told me it was because you tried to swat a synagogue. Is that right? Is there any truth to that? When actually happened, I got tricked.

You know, basically, I got to preface this by basically saying that I got mental disabilities and though I tried to do the right thing, people with Malink 9 in 10 are able to leverage my mental problems against me. And the thing is, I got to spurgish in terms. So I have problems with judgment and sometimes I get pressured and bullied into doing things I shouldn't have done. So there's this like group of people who, you know, I was doing a discord private call and he was doing prime calls and shit.

So I joined in because I was somehow convinced by him to, you know, do this synagogue thing and that's how it comes out. You got pressured, you got peer pressured into trying to swat the synagogues. So you did do it. Well, I just did in our jockey voice, you know, like a smurf and it kind of voiced not too much. I mean, it was kind of jockey enough.

I didn't intend to actually swat anybody or anything, but still, um, it's not a crying call or something. I didn't intend to actually SWAT anybody or anything, but still a prime call or something. We didn't private. Yeah, I say, I sent me another one where you called in a bomb threat to a police station. Was that part of the same type of discord? Yeah, I didn't have the mistake because I didn't know where I was fucking calling. So much suggested in a chat. I was unlucky.

I got a pressure and bullied into doing it, not going to shed from my stream chat. I got a pressure and bullied into doing it, not gonna shed from my stream chat. And I didn't know where I was fucking calling. So I was, you know, pretending to be some, you know, a speed runner trun if you can call it like that. I don't know what that is. You got to tell me what that is. Jokey voice, you know, Jokey question, not gonna shed. So as far as I remember it. Yeah. Um, they also sent me a video where you're, where you're eating poop. Is that right? I'm trying to find that one. So I'm sure some probably this is called where I got incredible bullied by, by someone. I was kind of convinced I was getting trolled about, I was trolling someone doing that. Yeah.

But in the end of the day, they were trying to require me and making me look bad and shit. Well, that would look bad. So you actually eat poop? No, I barely fucking buy it because it was fucking disgusting. Oh, but you tried.

You made it on a stepper. Yeah, honestly. I mean, fuck man, this is fucking disgusting. I know it's a thing I shouldn't have done. Well, honestly. I mean, fuck, man, this is fucking disgusting. I know it's a thing I shouldn't have done. Well, probably I would think I'm retrospect. You know, people use my mental disabilities against me in that way. Well, mental disability is used against you where you're nibbling on poop. Well, my purge or syndrome, I got lack of judgment. Did you think that maybe it wouldn't be so bad? Yeah, I had this we're feeling that it felt really fucking bad. Yeah, yeah. I just kept going because of the main pressure, but I knew I was feeling rather bad doing it. I had this really

bad feeling about it. Then it wasn't going to turn out well. Who pressure you to do it? I knew it somehow. Who pressure you to do that? Well, I'm not going to precisely mention his name right here because all people will fucking feed him and he won't sit tension and all that shit. So he looks at that. But if this guy wronged you, don't you want to

talk about trolling community? Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't give them attention. Shit. Who what? Who would tell you to eat poo? Where did you get the turn? Good question, don't actually do some certain person who really fucking hates me ever since good a while now, who is very short, who is a complete need without any job. What is that way? What is it? Seven years old, lives in this parent's attic. I'll tell you that much. What is it?

What is a need to be a streamer? What does need mean? It was his poop. Yeah, no job, no education or something. I don't know. And he made, where did you get the poop? How did you get the poop? Oh, no job, no education.

That's what need means. Yeah, just basically that. How did you get the poop means how did you get the poop? Oh, no job, no education. That's what neat means. Yeah, just basically that. How did you get the poop on demand like that? Well, I just pooped it out. Oh, it was you. Okay. That's pretty good though. Yeah. Yeah. I had to conjure up some poop right now. I don't think I could do it. I tell you again, I just, I mean, I mean, I just, I just, though it's literally using my mental disabilities against me to pressure me and bully me into the shed. It's not really a humility. You just want to be in like really unfriendly people. No, what was the promise for you eating the poop? What were you supposed to get in return?

Do they offer you anything? I think the thing, I think I was supposed to troll this guy, this short guy by doing that, but apparently he wasn't the case. I actually like trick me into doing that. So he could get it back and me in some way. I'm trying to find the video right now. I want to gross Sean out. Yeah, I mean, it's really that stressful.

I'll be honest. Oh, fucking disgraceful. What kind of disability you shouldn't be you have autism. I've never heard of people with autism meeting poop though. Is that something that happens? I'm not an expert in autism. Well, considering the pressure was giving and being poorly constantly by this kind of people, it kind of sounds like the thing. I mean, I got a serious lack of judgment on that. So I'll throw you that much. Are you doing stuff? Are you live streaming anymore? Are you doing stuff like that anymore? No, I'm not basically doing that poop eating shit. I'll be honest. It's not a live stream. It's just a private discord call with webcom and shit, but I'm not doing that shit.

I'm doing my most to, you know, sleep early and do this discord stuff and do all I can't do not happen again. Okay. It's basically what I'm trying to do ever since. So I actually learned a lesson from there. You learned a lesson from that. Okay, that's good. You're not trying to swamp people anymore, right? Nah. All right. Well, what uh, give us some more

information on this book that you're promoting. Yeah. Uh, it's actually on my website, Jamie, that's literature. It's both on paperback and ebook format. Uh, the thing about the cover design, I get to tell you, I just had to

improvise a design on it. That kind of looks like, you know, I get to tell you, I just had to improvise a design on it. That kind of looks like, you know, some height stuff. Yeah, I tell you. Looks exactly like Sam Heist. One of the artists I tried to hire around had dropped from the job or something like that because it was too busy. So I had to make up something like, I don't know, I tried to be funny just by imitating

the world piece aesthetic or something, but that's just about it. Okay. The book is, it's really good. I spent a good whole week writing it on all this stuff. I know a certain bits, a little bit rushed on certain parts, but I know it's really fucking amazing. Well, but when do we, writing it it. When you spent one week riding it.

Yeah, I'm pretty well. That's fast riding this kind of. That's very fast. When inspiration strikes, you've just got to, you've got a strike while the iron's hot. You just got to get it down on paper. That's the most important thing to get those concepts and what you want to convey out there, right?

You can always go back and, and tweak it later, but you've got to get all that down. I guess I already got the outline of the story topped out in our Google document and just basing myself off that I can use all the time I can to write all their pages I can on this thing. Yeah. It's just another book which is called the Ultimate Hand Guy, Red've got another book, which is called the ultimate hand guy, redacted hand guy. It's just pretty much the same thickness as this one or something. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm confused. I'll be honest. This has 113 pages. I mean, I

mean, I honestly, a lot of people talk about writing a book, but they don't do it. That's true. So you've got a hundred and 36 pages by one of my internet bodies called empty hero. Okay. Book called Europe Hilaris invasion. Yeah. That's a really good book if you want to read it as well. No, I just want to read this one. I kind of want to put this book up against one of Maddox's scripts.

Yeah. I'd leave it like fucking bad. I know. I was thinking which is better. Well, I'd lose his bed. I'd fucking bad. I know. I was thinking which is better. Well, you're an interesting character. You don't threaten. You don't send people threatening messages. Do you? We got a guy who calls in who is also disabled and he sent. He's always sends violent threats to people and blames his

disability. Yeah, I don't really do it. It's fucking stupid if you do that. I mean, basically if you tweet a joke about a bombing a synagogue on Twitter, you'll get an instant call by fucking FBI or something. I know that. So you have better judgment. No, we're going to use that against you as well. Yeah, they'll definitely do that. I'm really trying to find this video. I don't know where common sense people, common sense, Common sense. Yeah. Does anything make you a rage? Well, there's this movie I recently watched

aside of the Joker, which is called the cock movie. Yeah. Oh my god, it's so fucking bad. The convoluted fucking plot. The main character looks like a fucking anime villain, a caricature made by a fucking communist. And oh my god, it's so fucking bad. I mean, I wouldn't have even recommended torrented it like I did because it will even be a waste of fucking the hard drive space. I heard even starting with pepperoni nipples jacking off for 45 minutes. Like that's the whole cup of this pepperoni nipples asshole just watching some porn couple fuck. Yeah.

And it's like the highlight of the whole movie, basically what a whole movie boils down to. And that's what makes me fucking rage. All right, JMA. I found a video of you dancing. You appear to be naked. Is that? Yeah, dancing a Fortnite dance.

I know that one. What happened here? Why was this done? Well, I got a, same deal. Got pressured or bullied into getting a Discord rollback and for making a so-called apology video, I had to dance naked on video. Yeah, yeah, with a whole video.

I have a couple of minutes. Took personality, I am, but hey, that really got me into the into the into the dick show. So that we're good on that. Yeah, the people who would want this video are sick. There's something wrong with them, John. That's what the people who are really on the Dicks show really fucking sick in head. Like, you know, the part of the trolling

community, although I really call it like the flagging community because they don't flag because they're hurt their feelings or whatever, but they because they think it's fucking funny or something like that, which is fucking awful and gay. Where are you from? I'm from Spain. You're from Spain. Okay. Okay. Uh, do you have any? Do you have any? Let me see how's what's the correct way to ask this? What do you think about vaccines? Evening all vaccines. Uh, do you have any opinions that are not reflected by? I think I don't know. They're a sign up. It's a complicated question. I'll tell you, but I know for searching vaccines are some sort of style by the small hot tribe to actually make

people just to get some shit or a weaker or something. Okay. I don't know. I don't know the details of it, but I know vaccines are pretty shady in nature. I'll tell you that much. What do you think about 9-11? 9-11. Yeah.

Another fucking style, but in small, high-hat tribe. I'll tell you that much. Do you think they're in business? I don't think it's rally, so something. Yeah. Do you think we've been to the moon? Well, in some way, yeah, but not obviously the way it was presented on television. What way do you think we've been there? Well, through a lot of fucking

trouble, I tell you that much. Yeah. Okay. That's true. Obviously, we're, we're, in just because we had a constant race with the, you know, Americans have a constant race with the Soviets and shit. You had to obviously televised a fake moon landing just so you can brag to the communists. It's a beat them. So if that was, that's how I know. Okay. Um, let me give me one more second to find this video. And then, uh, then we'll let you go. I'm Sean, you got any questions for JMA? No, I asked a few. I think I'm satisfied. You're good.

I'm okay. Check out this. I'll check out. Yeah, Tiana. Hey, JMA, this is a 2DS TopK. Can you, what's your living situation? Do you live on your own? Do you rent?

Do you own? Good question. Well, I live with my parents house, but I do have a job, actually. What's your job? that's good. I Am a marketing assistant company that hires like People with mental disabilities or something really really what are your job functions? What do you have to do at work? What I'm doing most of the time is basically translate a document or let's do English

then you know like fail failup databases of clients and shit, stuff like that. And how old are you now? I still have to get a little promotion up there which is really uncertain shit, but as soon as I might improve my way of working there, I might get it. I just need to work it up and grind it. Sure. All right, I get hold on one second. And the beard. How old are you, JMA? I'm three years old. Well, yeah, I'll read this book, see if it see how well it's pretty great stuff. All right, buddy, I'm read I'll read this book. See if it see how well it matters. I guess.

Man, it's pretty great stuff. All right, buddy. I'm going to find this video and then I'll let you know what I think about your your book here. You can get it. It's a J what's your what's the website? You can go do to get this book. Yeah, JMA.tv slash literature. That's the website where you get the book. Okay. All right, buddy. Good luck out there.

Well, good luck. Don't get, don't get tricked by people. If they want to use your, use your judgment. Don't do anything that you don't see people doing on TV. Yeah. Yeah. You know, if you think it's a bad idea, it probably is. You've never seen anybody eating poop on TV. No, yeah. I'm talking talking about cartoons either like friends, Seinfeld, major networks, prime time. Worst case scenario, you know, always ask your parents if you don't trust your own judgment.

Yeah. All right. All right. What are you about there? Okay, get out of here. Get out of here. Uh, see you later, man. See you.

Okay. There you go. I see you later, man. See ya. Okay. There you go. He made an attempt to eat poop. Hi. I'm trying to find it. I don't know where, I don't know where the fuck it went. Well, I'm still reeling.

I don't know how you guys aren't. You know, this sort of stuff happens from time to time on this show. It just, go, yeah, okay. No, that sounds about right. That's, he's written. So hold Mr. B.T. A focus.

Here we go. Oh, wait, James. James is trying to. James, hey, hey, get back here. Is he gone? Oh, no, get back in here. Oh, we find him. Hop back on, if I found it, hop back on.

Oh, oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is he here? No, he's not here. There's no words. What am I going to throw up? I'm going to throw up.

All right. Yeah, get back in here. Get back in here. I obviously can't broadcast this on YouTube. No, no way. See, well, we can hear the audio. Yeah, we can listen to the audio. Yeah, okay. How he's backing. Okay, no way. So, well, we can hear the audio. Yeah, we can listen to the audio. Yeah, okay.

How he's back in. Okay, there he is. All right, buddy, we found it. We found it, we found it. I mean, I gotta be honest, I do, I feel bad for you that they tricked you into doing this. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty obvious that there are some fucking nasty and malicious people

around me when you have to meet constantly. Yeah, and it's pretty fucking bad. We're gonna me. Yeah. After me constantly. Yeah. And it's pretty fucking bad. We're going to watch it. We're going to watch it anyway. Just for just so people can fully realize the grossness of the depravity that someone forced you to do. Yeah.

There is something written on his stomach. There's something written on your stomach and in what looks like feces. Mr. BTFO, BritBong or something like that, I think. Oh, that's what they, that's who made you do it? Yeah. Okay, let's play it. In blunt, yes. Let's see.

The other one was like Maximilian Moss. It's time. Okay, there's the poop. He's holding up the poop in a napkin. Like a fucking E. Claire You got poop written on you Here you go here comes the bite fucking really by the Jesus make me fucking gag

Jesus, I mean I'm just trying to run a Quality Comedy Show guy sends me a book and all of a sudden I get oh you gotta know about this guy he's also eating poop I think okay Spam the whole day buddy I have his fanboys about all that shit I don and shit but you have done bad

stuff you have also done bad things you're making a gay guy almost vomit. It's not as false, Sean. It's against his judgment. Don't worry. There it is. Just push through. You don't get a fuck on your teeth. Oh, my God. I can't link this anywhere. No. I Can't link this anywhere no Only in the patreon discord I guess

Why are you licking your hands? Licking my hands? You're kind of licking me. You're licking your fingers. This looks about the time where he's not really sure it was a good idea. Yeah, he's starting to like, like, ever give it. I've seen like a little kid eat a slice of lemon for the first time Yeah, this is a little like that a little bit of a surprise and 30 seconds more we are 14 seconds into this I can't get I don't know. Okay. I'm gonna go a couple more frames. You ready? I don't know

There you go. You're gonna make me Oh Oh, God. Oh, guys, go ahead. The other end, oh, God. Yeah. I flipped it around. Flip it around like a burrito or it's squashed out the other side.

What, maybe this has a better distribution of ingredients. Is that what we're, Jamie, I'm gonna give you the biggest compliment I can. You've made me gag for the first time since I was 14. Yeah, right. I compliment you, my friend. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was 14. Yeah, right. I'm going to do my friend. I'm so glad.

OK, we're at 19. OK. Oh, God, I'm taking a photo. It's my surprise. It's basically like two girls one cup or something. No, this is much worse, man. I don't know why. This is way, way, way. much worse, man. I don't know why this is way way way. Just bit down.

Oh, mouthful. You're supposed to. You were instructed to eat the whole thing. Did you swallow it? Yeah, no, I didn't just swallow anything. No, frankly, he was giving it a stop. And all of a sudden then gagged on it basically. This is what happens to people who are and then gagged on it basically. This is what happens to people who are differently or have mental whatever disabilities in the world. Especially when they get it supremely bullied

by trolling communities and all that stuff. Yeah. This is. Okay, here we go. For 21 seconds. Okay, B he said no. What is it? What is it?

Oh, he's taking a big bite. Oh, no, he's coming from the top. I'm stupid, the afford that you I'm going to allow us to support him. Yeah, you can't. Do you want to be the most famous person? And the poop is, he's trying to buy cars. Yeah, I'm telling him you're going to be the most famous person to get him to do this.

Oh. Yeah. That's obviously fucking bullshit. Wow. Well, like you said, I got you on the dick show. Hmm. This is not worth it. It's not worth doing this to get on my show. Not all of this is a dog.

To let the finger ever again. You're gonna have so much money. Yeah, they're telling you you're gonna make so much money. You're telling me to go on, you're going from pieces to pieces. All right, now you've wadded the poop up in toilet paper. Yeah, they're telling you you're gonna make so much money. I'm telling you what to go on. You go from Jesus to Jesus. All right, and now you've wadded the poop up in toilet paper. How did you think that was gonna work? Because you can pretend it's like a snowball.

Oh, you know, can I remember that treat? Wow. Yeah, I do. I guess in some way the napkin tastes a little bit better than the poop, but that's not good. Yeah, I'm pro-killed. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, okay, how much more, let's just see if you can get through the toilet paper and the oil means. Oh no, no, he's cramming the whole thing of toilet paper and poop. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, get him out of here. Get him, get, no, no, no, put him over the ground.

There's nothing in it. I'm just dry heaving. There's nothing in it. Nothing. Get it out of here either way. Get that puke, Tanner just threw up into a bag. No, for a while. Get it out of here, Tanner, just do it. I'm just dry heaving. There's nothing in it. Nothing. Nothing. Get it out of here either way Get that puke Tanner just threw up into a bag. No, no Tanner just do it Don't make my girlfriend do it. I promise you there's nothing It's gotta be the greatest radio ever done my throw to my bathtub. I'll take care of it

Don I don't mean don't don't empty it out just throw the whole thing Tanner just threw up in a postrophosis glitter bag What do you think Sean? I mean I'm actually surprised that I'm not reacting more strongly to this did throw up. Yeah. Uh. Okay. Have a seat. I saw.

Here was nothing in there. I believe you. I believe you. Sure sounded like it. Sounded like it. It sounded like it. It sounded like it. Okay.

We don't have to wonder now. Yeah. I thought we lost 48. Oh my god. I just fucked up. I know. I'm going to court it somewhere. All right, you ready? And it's all turned out. Here we go. Mm-hmm. Not can't do it. Okay, that's a real property response.

Yeah. Pinch. No, pinch. Oh, this is terrible. All right, I'm done. No more watching the poop eating. Yeah. So don't do that again. JMA.tv slash literature. Yeah, maybe slash book. Let me be a little more.

No, it's just slash literature. Okay, slash literature. All right, buddy, good luck with the book. I'll give it a read. Yeah, no worries, man. Yeah,, buddy, good luck with the book. I'll give it a read. Yeah, no worries, man. Yeah, welcome. Thank you for calling in. Thank you.

Have a good pleasure, my man. It's really, it's been something. That's a good one. It's been an experience. Like I said, he's the only guy that's made me gag since I was 16, so. Good lord, that's... Well, wow.

Get that off of there, please. Okay, sorry. Sorry. Well, so, yeah, that's... Does he look Spanish to you? Well, he could be. There's Spaniards who look just like me. Really?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Blond hair, blue eyed Spaniards, yeah, definitely. Oh, okay. He did nice deep breath here. All right, everybody, this is him, the Dixiel. Yeah, patreon.com slash the Dixiel.

Dixiel, have fun cleaning up your cars. See you next Tuesday. This is, oh Tanner, what makes you a rage? Ah. I'm following this guy. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Do either of you like seafood?

Yeah. Do you ever order shrimp when you go out? Sometimes. Not normally. There is nothing, and maybe this just shows what a fat ass I am. There is nothing that I hate more than when I order a shrimp dish, and the chef or the cook did not take the five extra fucking seconds to cut off the shell of the tail.

Oh, yeah. This is me off to no degree. Why am I, getting my hands and fingers dirty, breaking the shell apart, because there's meat in there, I'm not gonna waste it. You can, some of them, you can just squeeze out. You know what I mean? You can squeeze out. I mean, that's a technique I've learned over the years,

but still, that's not the case with all of them. And then you have to dirty your fingers or cut your take time to butter wine sauce or whatever's in there. I get it. Most of the time, you don't have a knife of sharp, you have a butter knife or some shit and you're sitting there and I'm spending 10 minutes

while my fucking food is getting cold to prepare it for myself. So I can actually fucking eat it. And the chef doesn't even need to do, you can do that shit before. Exactly, you can just like, you have to devane them anyway. Exactly, like get the tail off of there. Where is the fucking sous chef? Yeah. That is their literal job to prep it.

Yeah? I'm not getting paid for it. I can promise you that. And my food's getting fucking cold while I'm doing it. That's true. I eat shells. I eat the tails. You do not.

I do. I mean, I'll leave you. It's probably a shell. I don't know. I got so sick of doing what you're doing that I just started eating them. And then I saw my dad does it. And I'm like, oh, all right. No, no, it's the other way around.

I saw my dad doing, and I was like, what are you doing? He goes, fuck it. Yeah, I just, fuck it. I don like, oh, all right. No, no, it's the other way around. I saw my dad doing, what are you doing? He goes, fuck it. Yeah, I just, fuck it. I don't think it's just, it's just, Kitan, I mean, I don't know if that, I don't think it's poisonous. Like, guys, your body sorted deals with it. Try it, maybe.

Try it. It's so much more satisfying just to eat the shell or the tail. You know what? It is to have to take it out. He's one step away from eating the turds. You know what, I'll report back to you. Because when you what it is to have to take it out. One step away from eating the turds. I'll report back to you because we don't order that.

When you order crab or lobster, guess what? They crack it for you. They have the meat prepared for you. But when you order shrimp, yeah. Yeah, they make you do work. I eat lobster shells too, fuck it. Go right through it and wrappers. Buy the crab right in the middle.

This is dogs by the hard men working hard. I don't think I played this. I have it in the face. Doesn't sound familiar. No, no, here you go. Then we'll do some voice mail. See you next Tuesday. I'll take this moment to talk

and tell you this girl, fuck himself for ditching you for the last two days. So there you go. And thank you to all the LA folks who came out to celebrate my birthday. You keep talking up to the lyrics. The lyrics probably start right there. All right, shout out to the cabin boys,

the true deep state of the Dixho. Yeah. We were really the ones that control it all. And Eric Wong, thanks for the lap dance, but. Good evening, sir. Could you please be a gnailed it blow into this for me? I want a great song choice Guys are so talented That men working hard real

What do you think of that poop eating, Sean? That was something. That was a... Here in my car, won't you please take a seat? I know it's cold on the street, but hey, the rent's cheap in cars. No, sir, who's in the car? No, sir, who's in? Sit, sit, sit. No, I said sit, no, that's bad, that's bad. Sit and stay, sit down, sit down right now.

Here in my car, when my life is breaking down, will you blow into this, please? Cause I just tranquilize the rain in cars. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Here in my car, I feel the wind in my face. I can't eat any chocolate! I can't eat any chocolate! I was not expecting that! Oh!

I was not expecting that I don't have a license, I can't even drive cars I just stay dog in a car And... I wanna get to be so much Quiet sir Be quiet now, we have to send you straight to the pound Bad dog, bad dog Now I'm going to sink the strength of the pound Bad dog, bad dog No, sir sit Sit down, sit down, stay

No, sir, sir, bad dog, bad dog So do not win No, no, no, sir, bad dog, get back here Feel, feel, bad dog No, sir sit, you, you, that dog. No, no, no, so sit, sit, stay. Go, that dog, that dog, that dog. Get back here.

Oh, funny shit. Look at Maddox's room. He's got a box. That's allegedly. He's got a, oh yeah. He's got a box turned on its side for a nightstand. Ha ha ha ha ha. You're a sucker if you pay for a nightstand. Ha ha ha ha. You're a sucker if you pay for a nightstand.

Yeah, you're a sucker. Oh, it's the same function. It's got way more space inside. Yeah. All that room inside is wasted by the wood. Nothing is thinner. Cardboard is pretty much aluminum, you know, for the most bang for your buck.

For a different space, same difference. Dick, I've sent you some stuff on Twitter and Facebook. You know what I'm gonna look at it. What is it? All the Christ the Kiwi stuff and then that I came out to the mall guy and I did it talking about earlier. Oh my God!

Okay, we need to do this. Yeah, look at this female to male trans male. Can you show Sean, picture of that person? Yeah. Sean, you're gonna be, you thought the poop eating was something. Get a load of this. This is the most... I can actually open up a little bit. Just the rustling dudes.

I just want to see your reaction to looking at this female today all trans sexual. That's the right word, right? Transgendered. Transgendered. Trans start here and you can scroll right word. Transgendered. Transgendered. Trans start here and you can scroll right here. That was a born, that man was born a woman. And scrolled to the right. Yeah. Can you believe that? Yeah. Yeah. That's, man, some serious hormones and shit, right?

Would you ever guess that that was a woman? No. Unreal. Yeah. They've had a breath surgery. Yeah. They've not had bottom surgery. No, I wouldn't, oh, gotcha. No, I would not guess. Yeah.

I was trying to find another one of the Maddox. I'll be damned, you're getting weak posts. I was a, that would fool me. I was teaching Dick all about Grindr and how they should be, you all should be thankful really to our kind because you wouldn't have Tinder if it wasn't. Well, I knew that. Yeah.

And every time you get your dick blown by some thought you got on Tinder, you should thank the gay man who created that up. Yeah, as soon as that happens, I will. Yeah. Thank you, gay man, for providing women who have no intention of fucking with you, hours of texting entertainment at our expense along with our culture literature

everything else extra less we keep us were talking about people who leave their shit unlocked all the time and sure should i got a fucking buddy who uh... all the time how much time and money and energy he put in the beeing thing and shooting up his new key uh... yet nobody

at the same time he actively leave the car unlocks actively leave all the windows on the sundry with the keys in the mission purposely and breggs about it all that why so cool for you to do that they do they love doing it

they get off on it unwarking it It's not fucking science We live in a shitty ass neighborhood where we all know people who had their cards broken into or stolen So I'm just fucking counting down the days until I get that text saying Buff broke my cars gone which at the same time took this long Any area my car's gone which at the same time as it took this long any area so we're just waiting for the end but at the same time it's going to be

annoying a shit from this go around for a week or uh i don't know what happened to my car so you said yeah no shit somebody fucking took it you asked if we talk about it you leave it at once all the time god damn it go talk to yourself and fuck your talk don't yeah and fuck your cereal too.

I don't know how you guys don't have PTSD because every time I hear him say the word shit, it just flashes back that guy eating poop. JMA. Yeah. That's that should be like that guy. He tried from both ends. That should end from the top. You know, both ends and the top. It's a burrito. He tried like that ends that should end from the top you know both ends and the top Yeah, well he tried yeah both ends like maybe like each side of a taco and then like the little kids way on top Like it's you want to find al-Qaeda you make them watch that they'll be cracked in 14 seconds I've never wanted to read a book more honestly After watching Yeah, all right What could possibly be in there?

Good for him. Look, he's managed to do so he he had that printed. Yes, and he said to me. I feel bad for just getting it for free now. Does he have a patreon? I don't know. I don't know. He got kicked off of subscribe star I don't know. I don't know. He got kicked off of Subscribe Star for this interview. You're gonna get him on new project, too. I think so. If he can control himself, yeah. Oh, you know.

Just going with the evidence of the past. It's not his fault, though. I mean, he has a mental disorder, remember? Yeah, his actions are his own. They don't only go so far. He was tricked. He's a marketing executive though. You have a background in marketing. Would you ever have hired that man?

I think I assume that he works for an organization that pays companies to hire people with disabilities. Yeah. Madcast media. It sounds like he's a day entry. Hey, it's awesome. California here. What's happening? Other than people pronouncing my name wrong, what makes me a rage is when celebrities are just famous people talk about their struggle with depression. Oh, yeah. I know they view it as a kind of social service, like they're trying to say that they

overcame whatever they were depressed about and went on to do the great shit that they did in their lives. But how it always comes across to me is like, I had tons of money, except and same and still could not wake up in the morning. So how are you going to, with your main regular life? I don't know, maybe I'm just medical. Either way, I'm just a show. Oh yeah, you got something. No, I understand how you would think because you're like, how could they possibly relate to me and you can't relate to them? No, I think fuck this narcissistic whore

who's just talking about themselves. Like I see it as them wanting to brag about having a problem because that everyone else will give them more attention for like the black hole that they are. There's that too. That's how I see that. Yep.

What were you gonna say, Tanner? I just, when I hear this shit, it makes me think all the time back to the old adage, like, money doesn't cause happiness. And we're the same. You and me are the same. We both struggle with depression. Right. No.

I have a $6 million I could drop tomorrow and I have all the top therapists in the world and I go to six classes a day. But we're the same. We're the same, you and me. Well, actually, I'm even, my depression's even worse because I still have it in spite of having all this one. Exactly.

You might not have it if you had all my, in my lifestyle. Right. There's a really my depression is worse than yours. There was a study, there's a study shown and are done and it makes a lot of sense that, you know, like the whole money

you doesn't buy happiness, there is a minimum amount of money that you need to be happy because otherwise, there is a, you know, causes a lot of stress and you know, conflicts and all that kind of stuff. But it shows that once you get above a certain amount, it doesn't make you any happier. You're not happier with, you know,

$200 million and you are with $100 million. I just think they're not spending it the right way. I'm telling you, you would probably spend that money very well. As I was telling 80s girl earlier, I am very good at spending other people's money. I mean, I'm poor, so I don't have my own money. But other people's money, you're doing it right.

I throw a party, doing it right. I organize events't have my own. But other people's money, you're doing it right. I throw a party, doing it right. I organize events, I'm really good at other people's money. I know, I've seen it firsthand. Oh, thank you, Sean. By the way, I have a gift for you. Hey, I think I've got the point of the say, I've had many a girlfriend in the past who have also commented on my attractive brother.

And I don't know why the fuck they think that's okay to do. Yeah. What the fuck? I have no idea. But I'm happy with you. But why the fuck they think that's okay to do yeah what the right i i have knowledge that i'm happy with you but what the fuck are you saying it why do you have to avoid vocalize if you're sister and i go yeah hey they are sister yeah you're a lot more attractive than you i really like to think that over fuck it man yeah yeah oh you think my brother's hot i want to feel your sisters nails go down my back as i put my dick in her over and over again you fucking bitch

i don't know why they feel like they have to vocalize every sexual thought that goes into their fucking heads i'll tell you why they're laying the groundwork for that threesome that's what they're trying to do yeah brothers that have never been closer and what's going on dick this is tabmark 99 hey i just want to let you know, I figured out what Sean's joke was going to be. This is right around the time that you guys are talking about the lady cop that broke into the Black Doe department and shot her point blank while he was eating cereal. Yes.

Do you remember him talking about, exactly, yeah, it was ice cream, but do you remember what he's talking about? Oh, it was ice cream. Yeah, I totally remember what he was talking about. Do you remember what the joke was? Yeah. Well, do you remember what you forgot it? No, I was just going to say, it was like, you know, I tell her remember what you remember what the joke was. Yeah. What was do you remember what the you forgot it? No, I was just gonna say it was like, you know, you could make some kind of bad serial killer on like I was like no

I'm not gonna say that Yep, what I'm gonna tell it tell it. Yeah, Sean was gonna say that she just stops a Serial killer. Yeah, yeah, yeah that she just stops a serial killer. Yeah, yep. We're gonna go. You're cracked. There you go. Hey, by the way, here's what makes me a rage. It's when people say, come on We're gonna be late like no, you fucker. We're not gonna be late. Uh, just not really even worried about being late They just kind of casually throw it out there like, oh, yeah, we're gonna be late. We're gonna be late No, probably gonna get there 15 minutes early, but who gives a fuck anyway? Who says that? I'm not a weirdo. I'm not.

Who coasters? Why don't you go ahead and open that up? You're supposed to open this up on the show like two weeks ago. Oh, I did. They're cool. Good reminder, actually. Don't let me forget that it's been sitting in front of me this whole time. I have a gift for you.

Oh, yeah. Man, I'm really bad about opening stuff up. Thanks, man. This is from Jeffrey from Jeffrey Deering. Here, I'll read the letter. Very cool coasters. Oh shit, that's cool, that's like a cutting board. Or something like a bamboo.

Like that, yeah. Cutting board or a thing. Oh, very nice. And this one's marble. Here's dick in your drink. Damn, those are great. There's dick in your drink. Damn those are great. There's dick in your drink, that's what he says. Hey dick enjoy these Dixiel coasters with these.

You'll never have to worry about accidentally making your table wet again. Very cool. Just encourage everyone to use protection. Protection they can trust. These are high quality and long lasting. If you want to list these for sale, I'll be happy to go 50-50 with you.

Oh, that's generous. That's nice of them. Oh, we like put them on the end. 50- sale, I'll be happy to go 50-50 with you. Oh, that's generous of him. Oh, nice of him. Oh, we like put him on the end. 50-50, I don't know, how about 51-49? Yeah, they're cool, thanks. Is he gonna center him first though before you- Oh, Jesus.

I don't ask. That's my very rude. Somebody else sent in your serial killer joke. Yeah, that's pretty obvious. It was just too bad to live. I Yeah, that's it was pretty obvious. Yeah, pretty it was just too bad I didn't think about it because you joke at a higher level than that. Yeah, it's not what was not Have you guys I'm fine with making dad jokes, but then there's you know, there's certain certain jokes I just like come on. All right, here's another one for you, Sean

Nick let me get this straight John come on, all right, here's another one for you, Sean. Big, let me get this straight. Sean retarded reasons for being upset for not finding cool what Trump did by asking you to create find some dirt on Biden. Yeah. Is that there's not enough fucking bureaucracy going on. Sean, you have the fucking... Retarded. Kofka-esque, adult mind of a fucking asshole.

Kofka. He looked up a word. No more bureaucracy. No more bureaucracy. I, yes, I agree with you. I'm so mad. Okay. Well, John is mad.

He's mad. Your opinion on Ukraine was retarded. That guy's saying. Yeah, well, he did reference Kafka. Yeah, but he was, yeah, he was yelling a lot. What was his name? I don't know. He were all of them.

His name was Don Trump Jr. That's right. Erick. Right. Here's a good one. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Hey. He's a Sam from Wisconsin. Hello, Sam. You, Sean. Hey. This is Sam from Wisconsin.

Yeah, I know. You know what makes me a rich fucking voicemails? Yeah. Let's take it to pros and cons of voicemails, shall we? Pro, they let you leave messages for your favorite podcast. And that's where the list ends. There's nothing good about voicemails. Voicemails.

It's true. I'm with them. All that happens is your voicemail box fills up with a bunch of mundane messages from your mom or whatever boomers use voicemail. You know what's going to happen? If I miss a call from you and I see there's a voicemail, nothing. Nothing's going to happen. I'm probably going to pick up the phone, hit redial and say, hey, I saw you called.

I didn't listen to your voice mail because I don't fucking care. I just didn't know. I just said that it was your voice mail. So if I'm not there, leave a fucking message because I can read a lot faster than you can fucking move your mouth and it's going to be a lot simpler. Thanks. Go fuck yourself.

I've got a thing now where people are telling me my voice mail box is full. Yeah, I leave it that way. I've left it that way for probably 10 years because I don't want any voice mails. The amount of work that you went into to email me to tell me that my voice mail was full, you could have just put what you wanted to tell me by calling me in the first place. Right. So of course it's full. Mm-hmm.

I know that it's, do you see what you have been trained to do by me leaving it full has done? Mm-hmm. I've fixed the system. I fixed you. I hate voicemails. I'll take it one step further.

When I was 16, my best friend at the time, he was actually the guy that got me into the biggest problem and I would not have known any of you if it wasn't for him. He takes a one step farther. If you call him, he gets irritated. I get it. He's like, I have a call. I don't like it either.

His rationale was, you are telling me that whatever you are going to tell me in that phone call is more important than my time and what I'm doing. I get calls in sessions all the time. I see somebody's notes, it's like, I worked during the middle of the day. Like there's chances, I'm not going to be able to take your call, I'm just not. This was his opinion every day of his life. When I was 22, he called me in the middle of my job. He called me.

I thought someone died. I left him eating. I immediately took his call because he had conditioned me. Calls you do not do. So if he's calling me, I thought someone died. I left him eating immediately took his call because he had conditioned me, calls you do not do. So if he's calling me, I thought someone died. Must be really important. Here's another present. Dick, after it's way too long a wait, here's spoons from my travels.

I didn't get you one from Australia when I visited last March because I figured you'd get one yourself when you visited. Guess you fucked up, sorry. The wooden spoon is handmade bamboo spoon from Mount Fuji, Japan. Oh, wow, that's pretty nice. That's cool. I bought it at the base and summited the mountain with it.

Where was it when you summited the mountain? At the 3376, imprinted on the handle is the height of the mountain in meters. Additionally, I've included an erotic story for real men about that trip. I think you'll enjoy it. I typed this because my handwriting is terrible. Also, ignore the watermark. I printed this at work. Okay. Also, there's no food in this because you're a fat fuck.

I don't know, geez. Watermark. That must be old. You're not a fat fuck anymore. No, you look really good. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, one more. Okay. One more. Yeah. Um, then Tanner has to give me a present. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, Nick. Um, so I'll something to get your advice on. Oh, yeah. Cool. So I really hate the sound of my own voice. Oh, man. As you can tell, I mean, listen to this shit. It's fun. It's better than mine. It's not fine. It's horrible. The problem is I talk to myself like I talk a lot, right? So fucking, that's kind of a problem when you sound like fucking this shit. And he sounds like a normal guy. He sounds like a froggle. It sounds like a little girl. So kill yourself. That's what you can do with some advice.

Start smoking. Smoked two packs a day and drink some scotch. Eat some poop. Oh. He's a Christ. Anyway, go fuck yourself. All right. You got to learn how to talk

from your diaphragm, bud. Go all the way, get the kind of, you can fix that. If you work, if you can, just talking, like go, go sit at home and go, oh, so it goes all the way down, so you're not talking like out of the top of your voice. It's all the way to the top. So like try to push your stomach out, is like kind of how one of the things I get trained is. Breathe all the top of your voice. The trick is to like try to push your stomach out

is like kind of how one of the things I get trained is breathe all the way in and go. Uhhhhhh. And all day every day, see, until you sound like one of the South Park lesbians, they got in there. Just put on this joke on dick. And do this, put your fist right under your ribcage

and relax and relax your diaphragm like that. Like your jerk, like so it looks like you're jerking off. There you go. That's all you got to do. He's right. Even then I think your voice, that voice sounds unfixed. Still, oh John Fixball, yeah.

That was just it. I mean, I've been able to, you know, resuscitate a lot of voices that have gone off the rails, but that's just beyond. And you're talking to yourself like that? I mean, how do you, how can you stand that? You guys joke, but he's so right. I mean, this is what my boyfriend told me

when we were very first met. He goes, you looked like an ax murderer, which is why I wanted to meet in public, because I wasn't, he was like, I was attracted to you, but I was afraid I might end up like in your shed. Sure. And then the moment you opened your voice, I just laughed a little. Never mind.

Jesus. Funny. Or learn sign language. Voice like that. If I sounded like that when I talked, I would learn sign language or carry around a chalkboard where you write. You be one of those guys that goes around the airport and hands out like a pin with a piece of paper and then you go back through and Right and you're like I don't believe you

It's really right behind me. So you know it? Yeah many years ago I took four years of ASL class in high school and high school that's that Yeah like HS, HS like high school and then you only sign like the guy need to know. It's high school. And then before that, my sister's took it too. So yeah, I've had like eight years of schooling. No shit. So you're fluent.

It's hard for me to say that I'm fluent because, but you can communicate well on a basic level. Maybe not really high vocabulary. I would even say interview. I used to do some like interpreter work. No shit. But to say that I'm fluent is hard because I had a friend who was deaf, I actually met him at a deaf event

and my teacher was a really strict deaf teacher where you could not write anything after the first month. The interpreter wasn't used unless it was an emergency. Sincers Wham. Yeah, you had to learn. Yeah, I learned something about Tanner all the time. I'm very talented with my handshown. What do you think that guy should do, Sean?

With his terrible voice. Oh, I think he's fine. I'm not gonna, you've done enough to him. Record yourself and pitch it up so that when you hear yourself talk, you think like one of these. But then when you hear yourself, you think you're the masculine version. Yeah, when you're at.

No, that's the torture. Because I think my voice sounds like low and masculine. And then I hear it recorded and I sound like a fairy. And, oh. Well, nobody fuck with his voice. Tanner's voice in that story. It's because you hear, you know, you're hearing through the bones in your head too

when you're speaking out loud. You hear them like externally and internally. So your voice doesn't sound, when you hear it back, it's more what it sounds like to everybody else. So nobody really knows what they sound like until they get it. That's why it's weird. It's very strange to them. So everybody immediately hates it.

But nobody sounds as bad as that guy to be fine. All right. You know what? Yeah. Here we go. It has your recall. There he is. Tell you what makes me outrageous.

Let me talk about getting breast reductions. Yeah. I just talked to a. There he is. Tell you what makes me outrageous. Let me tell you what. Let me talk about getting breast reductions. Yeah. I just talked to a woman at a wedding. And she was bragging about the fact that she had two breast reductions.

And Dick, I'm part of the wedding party. And? And they have made out a field. One, little too loud for the music. It's like taking money away from charity. But that's a real. That's true. It's fucked up and why would somebody do that?

I don't know. Women. Why are all of these protests? See counts. See, see, see, see, help. Yeah. Do anything. Do anything else.

There's all these protests around play in parenthood, but nobody's protesting the real criminals who are the doctors cutting off tits left and right because women can't do some simple back exercises. You know what I mean? Sean, that's the links they'll go to to get out of doing exercise. Yeah. But Dick, don't you know that every strong man, there's a strong woman behind him lifting him up and Raising his children and taking care of his home. Just why the back hurts so much. He's tired of yeah I'm gonna infiltrate plan parent or the opposite whoever they are and try to try to change their path So they go protest these psycho path these butchers that are causing all the breast reductions in America. Yeah.

Terrible. Terrible. All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday. Oh, you're... Yeah, get to get... So this is from Rich Burr. He gave it to me in like a drug deal style access.

I haven't opened it or looked at it yet, but that's for you. Thank you. And I had... Rich Burr? Yeah, and I had clear instructions to make sure you got it on the live. Because you left that. He gave you that in Vegas nicely and you rudely left it behind. Oh, fuck did I? Yeah. Oh, man. It was really a dick thing to do. That's awesome. So, thank you. I totally, no, I completely remember this.

Yeah. He was wearing one too, I think. Yeah. It's a truck door. It's a truck door, which is a old fucking school. That's awesome. Thank you. Rich, right? Yeah, Rich Burr. Rich Burr, thank you. I'm sorry I left it. It was definitely not intentional. I bet you $20, he leaves it in my house today. Yeah.

No, it's going with my fucking keys and stuff right here. Yeah. Which means he'll then move it to get his keys and phones and then like that. I have done things like that. Yeah, that's true. All right, all right, everyone. See ya.

Goodbye. one's there. See ya. Goodbye.