The Dick Show - Episode 177 - Dick on Men Being Emotional

Episode Date: October 22, 2019

Paying my dad's social security, the Garbage-versary and the Garbages Goblin, men's experiences with men being emotional, over-crowded Halloween haunts, Cripp Daddy calls in to talk disabled Halloween costumes, back problems, avocado terrorism, things the army can fix, Ari gives a boob demonstration that I don't remember the point of and plays the war game, Hampture is under attack, pausing for ten minutes, more on #SlimeTime, and my own personal Asterios spaghetti week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh, good. What a week. Boy, I know it feels like a company to become the Spurg, Sean. You either die. You either die, the hero or you Spurg live long enough to become the Spurg. Is that what happens? Yeah, I had a poor showing online this week. Oh, you did.

Just last night. A poor showing, I love that. He had a poor showing in the preekness. But let's see if he can, you know. Yeah, let's see if he can keep us together. Get him something together. Yeah. Just got so pissed off.

I don't know why. So I'm not about it. I don't know. Sometimes what? Sometimes I have a hard time, like where something will just make me angry in a way that it wouldn't like any other day. I mean, I can explain why,

but it would just take so long and it's so fucking pointless. This is the knife that I was looking for in my truck. I gotta put that back in there. Ooh, what is it? It's this amazing. It's like titanium knife. Yeah, Pete Hansman sent it in. Oh, dude, feel the quality. That's like a $50

$1 knife $1,500 knife. Yeah, yeah, holy shit. I keep meaning to thank God. You finally asked I keep meaning to thank him organically Wow, Pete has been sent it is fucking beautiful. Look at that. No time tonight. We'll talk about these serious stuff No, I was talking about it with Sean before the show I just hit my I hit my personal limit. No, I was talking about it with Sean before the show. I just hit my personal limit. Yeah, that's all. How do you fold this back in? There's a little here, here, give it to me.

I don't fold it at no problem. Yeah, no, it's got a little catch. Some of them have a catch on the heel and some of them have a side catch. Is it a side catch? Yeah, I don't want you to slice your audio engineering hands. Yes, yes, yes, yes, just give it to me. It's hard to see.

It's like, oh, look at that. Very fine, fine craftsman. That is cool. Absolutely wonderful. Poor showing, I'll call it. Okay. Poor showing, right? I don't know, man.

Lay down on your figurative couch and. Yeah, I don't feel right unless I'm in this room. Yeah, yeah, okay. I got I've been hearing a lot about transcendental meditation this week. Is there some for some reason that's been going around on your trip on my trip. Yes, I'm my camping trip and various other capacities. Well, you live right up the street from one of the what are they? What is that? The some kind of a Buddhist no, it was a gentle meditation center. Something like that, Elvis was into it. There's one in Santa Monica and there's one right, right up here.

People really swear by it. Yeah, I feel like I might get that from the show. I don't know, they said it cures your anger. And I was like, well, I'm out. I can't have that. Yeah. I don't want to go through life just endlessly accepting whatever people give to me and not throwing a huge

Tantrum, but if you can ask out of myself, wouldn't that be peaceful if you didn't know the difference though like if that was just be dead That would that's called being dead. Yeah, but I if you well, yeah, but now that you've seen you've seen the anger You've seen the fun. Yeah, you've seen. Oh, so now I'm just retired from life. No, no, no, but if you've just, no, what I'm saying is if you never experienced that. Anger? Or, you know, just if you just had a completely different personnel and you're like,

well, that happened. Oh, yeah. Okay, like that's, I mean, you wouldn't be near as interesting, but it might be happiness. You know what, I feel like I'm like that going down the hill in front of my house. So I live up on a big hill right, and the roads are all windy going down,

and they're just big enough for a car and a half about. Right. So people lose their minds going up and down as people are having trouble. Terrible drivers. Terrible drivers, in my case, they see somebody going the other way, they just don't understand.

Like they do that thing where, oh, I'm pretending to not understand that I know I have to go and reverse and find a place to park. They're just like, oh, well, maybe, see, I think a lot of people, it, it, it, they don't know what to do. They don't, yeah, their, their spatial recognition is not good. I agree with you. It's not good.

So I will do things. I was like, okay, you're clearly going to have a hard time with this. I know that there's a space right over that I have left you enough space to pull up and get over, but you're not going to have a hard time with this. I know that there's a space right over that I have left you enough space to pull up and get over, but you're not gonna do that. You have very substantial awareness though. Yeah, no, I do. I don't even have as good anywhere near as good as yours.

Well, you called a parking spot, the X-caliber spot, like referring to me. Oh, you went right in. Yeah, like it's like nothing. Only he could get in there. Yeah, that's a good, I am good at that. But I am, I can sit behind people on the hill all day and my pulse will not go above 70.

I won't have any problems at all. Okay, however. How, where, when I hear people are talking shit, I just lose it! Yeah, yeah. All right. What is he thinking? Hey.

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I like it. A comedian show on the audio engineer. Hello, Dave. Hey, what's up, buddy? You know, what a great, did you know it's the garbage's versory? It is. Yeah, it's the garbage's versory at this exact time last year

is when we covered the sex leaks and the spreading the hips and all those sorts of things. Oh yeah, yeah. I've, you know, time really does fly, doesn't it? Yes, so I have a commemorative one year my garbage is t-shirt available in the store that has no any resemblance to anybody else is entirely coincidental. You know, what are you saying? All garbage is look the same.

Wait, let me show you this shirt. I just want to get your reaction. I think I saw it. Shop.dick.show. Yeah, here we go. What do you think? Got it. My garbage is it's the garbage goblin. He's going Got it like garbage. It's the garbage goblin. He's going to protect your garbage. You have rembrewed the resemblance. This looks like a gargamel type character.

No, he does, but it looks very like cartoons in like the early 80s for young kids. Yeah. Like 70s early 80s. It's very much like that. Like Cliff Campbell's. It's super, super nice t-shirt. Check sticker hoodie to check it out. Oh god. That's funny.

Damn it. Yeah, okay, let's get into it. My, what, what do you, is that like a booze bottle? What's on there? There's like that. Yeah, that's a booze bottle. Oh, it's just triple X bottle. Yeah, that's a booze bottle.

It's been a year since the Garbage's, first three celebrate by Garbage's. My Garbage's. My Garbage's. My Garbage's. My dad, my dad's birthday was last week. And I found out that he is now eligible for social security. Is he, he's so he's 65?

Can you get it when you're six? I think, get it when you're 62. They've not, he's the last, I don't know. He said he's getting it, starting to get it next month. Yeah. And he's chuckling away. 65, I think's the last, I don't know. He said he's getting it, starting to get it next month. And he's chuckling away. 65, I think. We're at dinner.

Yeah. I'm taking him out for a birthday dinner. Yeah. Him and my mother and my girlfriend are all going out for a birthday dinner and you're suddenly regretting taking him out. I'm regretting every hour I've ever worked. Listen, looking at his smug ass, telling me

that now he's gonna start collecting social security. And I'm thinking, well, that's just me writing a check to you every month, you asshole. You're the last person in the world that deserves any free money. Let alone from me, directly from me, to you. And he's like, well, I paid into it. You didn't pay into it though.

That's not how it works. It's just me, it's just this, except I don't get the dinner. They spent the money that you paid into it, right? Him? Yes. He paid in. His money isn't there.

They gave it to another asshole. Who was sitting there thinking he was owed a living too, which he doesn't need. He doesn't, you know, you're stirring in my brain. Your dad, I would be certain, does not need it. He's just fine without, you know, collecting his retirement watch every month, frisked by his son, a loving gift to dad. Yeah, every month. Ha ha, frisked by his son.

I love and gift to dad. Yeah, it's every month. Every month. Love dad. Every month. I never thought of it that way until he's like, oh yeah, I'm gonna start getting so, I'll just carry next month.

What do you mean, what do you mean, getting? Just take, you're just taking it from me. I'm, but now, you know. Well, he's looking at like, well, they took it from me when I was working all those years. Yeah, it's not from you, it's from the government. They are giving me the money. And like, yeah, but I have to give it to them.

It's just shorter if I give it to you. Yeah. So I've got that to look forward to until I get it. So did you guys, were you guys able to finish the dinner before you were asked to leave the restaurant? What else is making me rage? My back is destroyed. Oh, yeah. Just destroyed. Did I tell you I went to a chiropractor really? A couple weeks ago, just to try one. Yeah, kind of. I was complaining about my

back on the show. Yeah. And because it's a very relatable problem, we went camping this weekend and I shit you not. I got out of bed. I got out of the tent, out of the air mattress, which the point in saying, the point in bringing up what made me a rage about it was that for the, even at this age, every time I go anywhere that I'm

in a rush for, in a hurry to do, be it something fun, drinking, a dodger game, going to hang out with my parents, going to the beach, going camping in this case, I always writing your father a check, writing my father a check for congratulations for being 66. I always rush out the door, rush out the door, and forget everything. Yeah. And I regret it, I regret it the entire time I'm there, but everything that would make it bearable,

like in this instance, camping up in the high seara's, a blanket or a fucking memory foam match. Where did you went to the seara? Where is it? It's up in, I don't think it's quite that far. It's, it's, it's high. Oh, wait, you went, wait, didn't you go down to the desert and then up the mountain between what do you call that area? Oh, like the, wait, you went, wait, didn't you go down to the desert and then up the mountains between? What do you call that area? Oh, like the, the, well, I know, my desert. Idle wild, low desert. Low desert?

Yeah, like you're on the way to Palm Stalking stuff like that, right? It's fucking, yeah, it's fucking, it's more easier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's freezing. Totally different climate. And for the life of me, I don't know what kind of, what kind of anxious beans I get in my brain about not wanting to just sit there for 10 minutes, take stock. Before I leave, take stock, have a nice sit, stuff that I will remember

about 30 minutes into the drive and then never turn around for even though, even though it will make the world of difference for the entire weekend. I still can't do it. I don't know if I need to have some kind of like fake, like some kind of countdown on the door to keep it locked so that I literally, I cannot physically leave the house in like a time lock. Like, okay, I'm ready to go. Now please start the countdown timer. While you walk away.

Okay, what else did I, could I have, what could I fucked up? Let's do a dummy check. The memory phone, nah, what else did I, could I have, what could I fucked up? Let's do a dummy check. The memory phone, nah, forget it, I'll be fine. I do that shit where I will go, you know what, I mean, I should bring this. Ah, I probably won't use it whenever, and then it's like, oh man, how did I do that? Now I just bring it, but for ever, it was like,

ah, you know, I probably, it's like, God, I sure wish I had that. Yeah. But it seems like one extra thing to pack or shove somewhere. I don't know why I do that too. I don't know. I don't know. I gotta stop it.

I think we're like all, we're like eternal optimists deep down when it comes to like comfort or something. Like, I know it'll work out. I've kind of an interesting news article in that. Oh, yeah. So I wake, I get up on day one of the camping adventure and there are about, I look around

and take stock of what's happening in the campgrounds and I see about every fucking dad there, every 40-year-old guy. In the same position. Getting up in the same exact way. Hunched over like a candy cane. I'll grabbing our backs, I'm cursing myself for not bringing the same position. Getting up in the same exact way. Hunched over like a candy cane. I'll grabbing our backs. I'm cursing myself for not bringing this stupid thing.

What did I start saying? Oh yeah, I went to a chiropractor. Yeah. Because I was complaining about my back. And some girl wrote in Robin wrote in saying that she goes to a chiropractor and probably helped and that she has huge tits. So she's always had back problems.

I thought, well, he's sold me. Yeah. I'm absolutely gonna do this. Sure. It was, have you ever been to one? No, I haven't. We've talked about them on the, and we were like, well, how can they do anything?

And all the research that I looked up was like, there's no proof that they do anything for anything, and it's possibly dangerous. That's good. Yeah. But here's what all I know is I love getting cracked. I don't know that it does anything. I don't, it's satisfying on like a knuckle cracking level.

I heard this guy put me in a gay wrestling position. Yeah. And work did something that seemed very dangerous, like some kind of weird twisty pretzel thing. Yeah. Put his knee on my back and shit like this. Oh yeah. He got a crack out of my back, the likes of which I have never heard or felt before.

I want to get a chiropractor in here. Well, it was. No one did it. It's just like a level one on the ball inflation thing, but I swear to God, I want to get my back. I want him to crack everything, him or her. Preferably a her with now. I'll get him.

I know. I know. I know. I know. But it's a weight of the, if she has back problems, then she might have some mass somewhere, opposite her back. It was, I can see why people swear by it, but then as soon as the crack, a crack unlike I have ever heard before,

I could see orange, it was so big. And then as soon as I can, as soon as I come to and sit up and feel like, oh, it feels weird. It doesn't feel better. Like it just feels kind of fucked up and numb. So, but you did feel different. It felt different. It doesn't feel better, like it just feels kind of fucked up and numb. So, but you did feel different.

But then immediately starts shaking me down for cash. It's like, all right, well, if you're going anywhere this weekend, I think this was right before Burning Me and he said, you should come in as much as possible. If you're going to be here for two days, you should come in both of those days. Yeah, that's what I've always, yeah. All right. So to me, I don't want to knock it too hard because people swear by it.

And I appreciate the advice, but I didn't go at all and did these things called the McGill exercises that another dickhead turned me onto, which is like plank stuff and a weird sit at like back strengthening exercises. And that made it go, that made it disappear instantaneously. It was like day two is 90% better.

And day three it was gone. Where is your, where are your back problems? Because I'm lucky. I don't have, I don't have back problems. Right here. Lower back. Yeah, I don't really have any, any, you know, chronic, chronic problems like that. Yeah. Um, let's see what else I got to complain about. Any chronic chronic problems like that. Yeah

Let's see what else I got to complain about I have to apologize to a bunch of dickheads who came to Tanner's Halloween haunt Party, you know Tanner the top gay was out last week. Yeah So he and 80s girl teamed up and decided that we were going to the Queen Mary. Yes, right. Wish I got. I suckered into and apparently a bunch of other guys got suckered into as well. Come to find out the day of that it's a haunt night. Oh yeah, the Queen Mary. Oh, you didn't think it was going to be.

I thought it was just going and looking at a ship. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I know they do their Haunt thing. I didn't know it was like all October. It was, it was probably five hours of standing in line. Oh, Jesus. It was, I mean, the group, the group was so big

that the group was so big and the event was such that you can't force, you can't suggest or force anyone to get the front of the, you know what I mean? Because you had the line passes. 20, 30 people, something like that. Oh, there's like 10 or whatever. But it's like, ah, this is a, that's a bit, everybody's already kind of getting, drag along to this thing, you know, group of guys going to a fun house event. Who's going to suggest getting front of the line passes? I shit you not, they had, it wasn of guys going to a fun house event, who's going to suggest

getting in front of the line, I shit you not, they had, it wasn't just one front of the line pass anymore. It was like layers of front of the line passes. 20 extra bucks for this line, 60 extra bucks for this line, 120. So that you, I've noticed, I've noticed that. There's, you know, there's, there's tears. So sitting in the, the brokeest line, the porous line, you're pretty much paying 20 bucks to just stand in line all night. We got to what two, two, two haunted houses by the end of the night, endlessly watching these endlessly watching the people that could, that shoveled in, that chucked over the next 20 dollars. I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem.

I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem.

I'm just going to talk about the problem. I'm just going to talk about the problem. the fastpass system run amuck into some kind of capitalist state where the 50% just get to stand there and watch people endlessly cycle into the haunted house. Imagine how much fun they're having. So I apologize to all of you people for dragging everybody out of good time anyway, but that was my experience. Standing wouldn't recommend it, not doing it that way. You know what the worst part was? A.D. School, I found it afterwards, has her eyes

half closed the entire time. Don't like shit jumping out at ya. Like are you, we're all of this, all of this for the haunted house experience, and you've got your eyes closed the entire time. We could do that at home. Yeah, we could do that at a bar. Turn the lights out. Let me see what else I've got here.

I've got some more study driven stuff, fun stuff? Yeah, actually, actually fun stuff. We've got healthcare. Oh, this is the one I was talking about. Oh, the ADL has a piece out against cyber harassment. Let me see. Let me pull this up. This is the anti-deformation league. Is that one? Yeah. This is the charity that PewDiePie told to kick rocks. Oh, really? Yeah, because they did you see it? It's a charity? Well, it's some kind of political organization, but he was donating a bunch of money to them. And then there was a huge backlash. Everybody told him what an idiot he was for giving to this organization because they're basically, they're extortionists.

Is that right? Yeah, I don't know much about them. It's anti-deformation leak. Isn't it Jewish thing? It's Jewish thing, yeah. It's Jewish thing, hold on. Let me pull up this article. I didn't open it before the show.

I usually have it open. Stuff open. Yeah, they extorted the entire country of Greenland. I think let me or Sweden. Let me look all six of the, oh, I thought Greenland would be yeah, all six of them and nobody's living ADL extortion. Iceland. There it is. It's Iceland. I see circumcision. Iceland banned male, should Iceland, so this was their actual threat to an entire country.

Should Iceland banned male circumcision, making it impossible for Jews and Muslims to raise family in your country, we guarantee that Iceland will be celebrated by neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and other extremists. What? Who, Green, what? Who is this guy?

I think he runs the... Does he represent them? I think so. Yeah, oh, here it is. Here it is. In a letter addressed to the ADL CEO said this. He's the green blood as the ADL CEO. Even though...

Seems like an extreme statement to make. We guarantee, is he? We guarantee, yes. It's gonna be overrun with, because they're gonna stop ban male baby genital mutilation. That's the ADL's response. That's that. That seems severe.

Baning circumcision. Even though anti-semitism was surely not the impetus for the proposal, the result of its adoption will be glorification of Iceland by the most despicable bigots. What? And then I forget where it says it, but they said they will make it their business to publicize that as much as possible. And it could impact their tourism, business. Like basically you're saying, all the neo-Nazis or bigots or whatever, go ahead and maybe move there, maybe go over there, maybe come out of the woodwork.

Yeah, it was a really extreme statement. It's a very extreme statement. It's a very extreme statement. So here's what they said, they just released this thing about cyberbullying, trying to read it here. Our data shows that 53% of American adults are affected by cyber harassment.

Wow. Wow indeed. Well, depends on 53%. I'm guessing the standards that have to be met for what constitutes cyber harassment are probably lower than maybe five years ago or maybe 10 years ago. Well, what doesn't constitute cyber harassment? If that's...

Have you been a victim of cyber harassment? Not to my knowledge, me. No one told me if I was. There is someone pretending to be you on Twitter. Uh, yeah, I heard about that. And I know, I think Larry said he's like, he does a pretty good job. Mm-hmm. That's, I haven't read it. It really does. We're seeing it, but it's like, Larry said he's like, he does a pretty good job. That's, I haven't read it or seen it,

but it's like, yeah, he really does. No, usually you can tell like, oh, that's not what he was, but he's like a fel for it. She messaged him. Really? Yeah, a couple of girls have fallen for it. There's a couple of guys too, fallen for it. Oh, damn.

Well, I should maybe ask him to, if I can take that over once in a while, depending on who messages. Yeah, you don't want, you don't want Twitter. You make an ask of yourself on Twitter like I wouldn't use it. American public has experienced online harassment with 37% of adults having experienced severe online harassment. But these are all, these are all relative terms.

37%, it's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. That's a lot of people. Severe. Defined by the Pew Research Center is including physical threats, sexual harassment, stalking and sustained harassment. Those are all under the severe label.

Yeah, that's a lot of people, man. Online hate can cause significant emotional and economic damage. Targets of harassment reported deep and prolonged emotional difficulties. Additionally, harassers often target individuals economic well-being by trying to tarnish their reputation. Oh my god. Well, you know, stocking and hate legislators have an opportunity consistent with the First Amendment to create laws that hold perpetrators of severe online hate and harassment more accountable for their offensive. I don't know why I thought that was interesting. I guess I thought the stat was interesting that

53% is it's possible for 53% of people to have experienced online harassment more than half Yeah, so who's doing the fucking harassing then if more than half of people are experiencing it, well, I mean, yeah, I get it. But some of them might be doing the harassing too. Yeah, it can be victims and harassing. Sounds like the same guys are doing it. Let's see here, what else do I got? Eat the rich.

Here's another one I found. Uh-huh. And a disturbing new trend among adults in the US. uh... eat the rich there's another one found and a disturbing new trend among adults in the u.s. half of americans under the age of thirty say they support socialism that says the price of americans uh... under thirty no not necessarily not necessarily i mean i think they

maybe they haven't had that talk with their dad that they're gonna be writing his social security checks for the rest of his life. Oh. Until, until they don't know him anymore, until he's dead. Surprise. They'll be writing him a check out of their money

every week. Yeah. Do you think it would change if it was explained to them that that's what it is? Yeah, I mean, baby, probably. Maybe, probably so. More than a third saying they support taking violent action. Yeah, that's the rich.

Right. Okay. Yeah. According to the Kato's welfare work and wealth survey support for the economic system that's already killed more than, and that seems a little propaganda. Yeah. Conversely only. Right. Socialism, what's the first thing you think of when you hear socialism?

Like the big set of tits. Dictator, like dictatorial social stuff like that, right? I'm not sure. I mean, there's things that are, you know, some of the Scandinavian countries are a lot more socialist than we are. It's not, you know, there's a democratic socialism is a different thing. It's like people tend to go to the extreme, violent action. What about that part?

That would be the extreme. More than one third. Yeah, and that's how the fuck do you end up there? Well, you know, I mean, and they could probably get it done, except for the fact that 20 feet out the door, they might hear something that offends them and they would have to go blog about it. Right, right, right. It's the one third saying the support

taking violent action. A slim majority, 52% of Americans under 30 say that most rich people in the United States got rich by taking advantage of other people. Yeah, I mean, that's a, that's a common jealousy is a, is a very common, you know, thing. It's like the, well, that guy down the street somehow he took it from me. Yeah. Let me see if I got one more step from here. Young people are also about 10 to 25 points more likely than older people to believe billionaires

are a threat to democracy, 51% versus 26%. I did bring in a chart that I wanted to look at in regards to this. Let me see if I can find it. With young people promoting socialism and Bernie's wealth tax and all these tax the rich should always coming up. It made me think this, it has always been pitched as a tax, the rich should always coming up. It made me think this has always been pitched as a tax on the rich, right? Yeah.

Everything is always, so I went back to the very beginnings of the income tax to just see how it's morphed over time. And you've got 1913 here, the beginning of the income tax where the top 1% are taxed at 15% right yeah And then it goes down to 10 5% for the bottom bottom bottom 50% of the country get tax 5% no big deal right Mm-hmm, and then you can see it change as we go war war war you can see it jump up after each one until now the graph shows the until now, the graph shows the bottom 50% of the country getting taxed more than the top ever were.

I don't care. The top part, the top one doesn't matter to me. The middle, the average doesn't matter to me, but the fact that the people on the bottom are now taxed more than the top percent ever were should send a hell of a lot of alarm bells to these people saying that violent action is needed to take away money from billionaires. Like, that was the goal here. Taxing every, that 19, 13 spike at 15%. The goal here was to take all the money from the rich people, but all you did was open

the floodgates so that eventually you are guaranteed to get more taken away from you than them. That's how it works. That's how the system works. It doesn't matter what the reasons are or who is hit at first. It's always the rich people that are hit first and then eventually your rich. Congratulations, you're one of the people that needs to be hit that you're out of control wealth and the bottom fifty percent of the country is the one that they need to take a bite out of

I don't know why I don't know why I find I found that so humorous just that the inevitable march towards everybody paying more as soon as they open the tax gate the tax floodgate out the the bottom people it over almost instantly. But there you go. Oh, I'm just contemplating how we're all just getting fucked at different time periods. Yeah, we really are. Don't worry. You're turned to get fucked in a couple years, you know. My turn? No, just dig every once in a year. Just, you know, your turn will come up soon. All right, let me get, let me get that young crib on here. And then the hamster dude is just dig everybody's turn. Just, you know, your turn will come up soon. All right, let me get, let me get a young cripple on here. And then the hamster dude is gonna call in.

Oh yeah, I like the hamster dude. Yeah, he's getting, he's getting attacked. Oh really? Bob of people, yeah, mob of communists and furries and people who eat dogsemen are calling for Patreon to remove his account. Jesus. Because of cruelty to animals.

The one thing I gathered from his last call was how careful he was with regard to the animals. Oh yeah, dude. I thought it was gonna be some dipshit who was like, oh yeah, here I'll just stick them in there. I'll, you know, I'll shoot some oxygen in there or close lid real quick and see what happens. See what happens, take them down, see if they're around.

But it's like, he takes more care of his hamsters than NASA takes of astronauts. Yeah. It's really. He was testing it for weeks. And I was like, holy shit, this guy actually wants this to work. Yeah. I don't see him on there yet. He said he'd stop by though. You know what I did want to complain about?

I've noticed recently a big push for men to share their emotions. Yeah. As I said, well, picked up for some reason as of late. Well, see, I'm not really, if I get online, it's to look at stuff that like I'm searching for. You know what I mean, some other stuff. Well, no, or just whatever.

Like, so I am not seeing a, I don't have my finger on the pulse of exactly what's going on. Yeah. As far as all that, you can feel it. There are like waves of idiocy that build and build and build and they all, they build up until it's a giant, a tidal wave of idiocy that crashes down on all the poor, put the poor people. And this is down on all the poor people. And this is the one recently, I got some stats on it,

but that one specifically, so he bothered me because I hate emotions. Yeah, I know you do. As you know, I hate people expressing them. So it feels like a trick. Like every time getting guys to express their emotions, you're afraid it's a manipulative thing like a trick. Like every time getting guys to express their emotions. You're afraid it's a manipulative thing like a... Well, like, how are you supposed to,

you're not even as a man, you're not allowed to express regular thoughts. Do you know what I mean? It's true, yeah. You're not allowed to say, you're not allowed to call an idiot an idiot. You have to pretend that words are bad and mean something at the people that they're affected by

are not mentally deranged and deficient. You have to pretend every day that everyone around you should be congratulating for trying as hard as they can to get through the day. And the intense frustration of that is also is something that people are not prepared to accept. Not your fellow man is certainly not prepared to hear your deep sense of frustration

about the world around you. The people leading the charge for men to be more emotional are the last ones that are prepared to hear that. Well, yeah, it turns around. Tell me your emotions. Well, I, who turns around. Yeah, yeah. Tell me your emotions. Well, I, you know, I'll have 16 tons of what do you get? Another day older, deep and dead.

That's it. Yeah, that's summed up perfectly in that song. That's my emotion. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Until that song really makes sense speaks to you, I'm not ready to tell you about my day. Yeah, yeah. It's the unending, it's the unending, uh, unending crusade to turn men into women who

judge who have the luxury of sitting around expressing pointlessness to each other all day until some until someone comes along and commits, commits to the task of relieving them from the boredom of their lives until he is dead or he gets sick of it. That's what we don't have as men. We don't have the option of being emotional like that because no one's gonna swoop in to rob us of the tedium of talking about ourselves all day. Well, the result is definitely different.

It's like a guy talking about his emotions. Yeah, because you're right. Other people really fucking hate paying my dad social security. And there's that. And there are those people, and everybody in the group pretty much looks at them. Even the women there always go like, oh god, he's such a, he's like an emotional vampire. Yeah, you know, like it's like feel bad for the guy, but I don't want to fucking hear it all the, you know, that's like that emotional vampire. Yeah, you know, like it's like feel bad for the guy, but I don't wanna fucking hear it all the time. You know, that's like that's it.

People in general don't want that. No, I think there's no fix for it. Why would you express it if there's no fix for it? What is the point? Uh, well, I mean, you know, it's just making, it's just giving you this dopamine fix of expressing your emotions to get high off of them to turn you into a blubbering woman.

Yeah, I don't know. Guys like to, guys like to try to, you know, fix shit, you know, it's like, well, maybe then, but then, but then if you're not, if you're not doing anything, then, yeah, I don't know. Research released this week by MoVember. A research released this week by MoVembers surveyed 4,000 men globally and showed that, while three quarters of men have at least one person they can talk to when in need. Two in five, don't. 41% have regretted opening up to someone about their mental health. Oh! Gee, what a fucking surprise!

Interesting. I regret opening up about anything. Yeah. Not even my mental help. Just what I think of what I thought about the movie El Camino instant regret. Yeah. Didn't care for it. I'll write it up and never mind. That's interesting. That's interesting. Well, because a lot of them probably didn't like the feedback. Yeah. All feedback is bad. Over half of these men, 53% said that this negative experience would prevent them from sharing again. Good.

You, you idiots learned. Ah, don't shit, don't share with your, don't share with your friends. And here's the kicker. This is what made me laugh, is at the end of the article, the survey, from men to be kinder to themselves, right? Nothing wrong with that. Okay. Go on.

parentheses. And by extension, their family, friends and communities. Oh, okay. Okay. So I see what this is. This is a scam to get guys to be nicer to their wives. That's what this is. I think they're saying if you were, if you were a little, a little happier with yourself, there were a little more serene inside.

You may treat people better. Yeah, well, we've been voicing our problems for a long time. Yeah, instead of just, instead of fixing them, they're thinking, well, maybe if guys just are more emotional and they're problems more, maybe that will cause them to be nicer. When has that ever happened? Uh, I don't know. I don't know. Let me bring in young crib daddy. Maybe that will cause them to be nicer. When has that ever happened?

I don't know. I don't know. Let me bring in young crib daddy. Hey, you there man. Oh yeah. There we go. What's up man? How's it going guys?

Good. I love hearing your voice. I've only ever heard it on your videos, so it's weird hearing you live. And it's okay. If it makes you feel better, I feel the exact same way about you. Oh, thank you, man. Thank you. You had, you had a video out recently where you had this big like two-minute sobbing apology. Do you remember that one? Yes, yes, I very much do. What were you apologizing for? Well, um, somebody didn't like that. I was seemingly poking fun at them because they were taking

my joke a little too serious. Okay. And they, uh, yeah, I was a bit of an asshole and I took his profile picture and very poorly put a swan sticker on his forehead I miss paint. Okay. Uh-huh. You know, miss paint. Yeah. That one got me temporarily like banned. Oh, you were cyberbullying. Yeah. Okay, you're part of the 53% as the ADL says Yeah, and you go ahead. And when I came back, I had to make a heartfelt apology. Can I play it? It's really funny. Sure. Does anybody in the family needs a background? Oh, yeah. Okay. Crypto. Yeah, can you tell Sean a little bit about yourself? Because I don't know anything. Yeah. Oh, okay. So I am, I was born a poor, blunt child. Okay.

You and Steve Martin, good. We, yeah, he was my brother actually. I know what that is. I can hear the resemblance. I got a date to do crack though. And then one bad crack rock. Yeah. Put me to wheelchair for the rest of my life.

Oh. As you know, minorities, that's what we do. Oh, geez. What is your condition? I have spun almost to their antirefete type 2. Okay, so what can you do? I can fuck. Oh, nice.

All right. Have you? That's top of can fuck. Oh nice. All right. Have you? That's top of the list. Look at that. Yeah. I know. Yeah, no, that's a very common question every time. It, people, I make, I make sex jokes every now and then or, you know, whatever and the first thing

is without skipping a beat. It's, does your dick even work? And I can only hear that so many times before I had to start making porn, right? Yeah. Have you, have you, have you used it? Have you used your, your working cock? Oh, God. So much. How? Good for you. Because you know, you know, cripple Jesus, dude who listens to the show, he's hanging on the discord right now. He says you're a huge comedic inspiration for him. How? Well, how do you, how do you seal the deal? He's hanging on the discord right now. He says you're a huge comedic inspiration for him. How? Well, how do you, how do you seal the deal?

How do you meet women as a disabled gentleman? See, when I was really young, I had that moment, I think every guy does when they go to their mom for women, but so they're like, well, how can I get girls to like me? No, not me. She sat me down because I can't do anything else. And she said to me, if you're funny, you can get any girl that you want. Yeah.

And I looked her in the eye and I said, Mom, that's bullshit because I would be too fucking half-ner if I was true. Yeah, I am God damn funny. Yeah, so But that does help being funny. It helps that a personality. Mm-hmm. Like what's the last girl you hooked up with? You have a girlfriend I do oh nice really. Yeah, where did you meet her? I was trying to picture now me too Not sex just what she looks like. I'm picturing the sex. I know you. We We met on Tinder surprisingly. Wow. No one has guessed that.

Do you make her do all the work sexually? Oh god. Yeah. That's the dream. I'm the man. I don't put it on. I could have temporarily whatever the man. I know. Sean, if I could have temporarily whatever muscular thing and just when it's convenient out, yeah, only in bed. Huh. That would be a dream come true. All right. I'm going to play this, I'm going to play this video. It's pretty funny.

Is this it? I mean, for so long. No, this isn't it. Let me find it for real. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. There it is. I know something really bad. It happens to you. Like I thought you actually, I thought of. There it is. I know something really bad that happens to you. Like, I thought you actually, I thought of all people

you got made to feel bad for making like a racist joke or something like that. So, Crypt Eddie, how old are you? Older enough. Of course, I'm not. You're 26. Yeah. Look, he's like a good, he's a good looking guy.

Yeah, he is. Okay, here you go. Hey guys, sorry for my appearance. I just wanted to make this video really quick. Explain that I haven't been on today. I made some jokes that were pretty insensitive. They were not okay. And I want sight that your words have consequences.

So he's like, you know, I'm giving them by everybody. They have value. Oh, the things I say. Yeah. And will I say matters? Very deeply deeply having the following that I do I need to be taking myself a lot more serious. Do you think this is real? I did. So I was appointed. I'm waiting for him to get up. They took away my ability to do anything on Twitter For 12 hours and the Lord is 12 hours. I thought they would be appropriate that I then come back and

explain that I know I said some pretty edgy things about race but um if there's anything that you learn from Being in jail whether it be Twitter jail or actual jail, it's then you Ultimately end up coming out even more racist Good Mexican is a dead one Very good

All done you had a thing read go ahead. Go ahead No, thank you. I was channeling my inner walking Phoenix. Yeah. No doubt. You had a thing recently about Halloween wheelchair costumes. How do you feel about how do you feel about Halloween wheelchair costumes? I think the majority of them hands down are just parents looking for fucking brownie points. So thinking let me just grab my disabled child and dress them up in this nice little like bat mobile and we can get to the front page of Reddit instantly. And meanwhile the kids like, man, I don't know what I fucking do with shit, but shut up, shut up, you cripple bastard. Yeah.

You have, we went out of life. Right. Right. Park you in the corner of the garage for the night. Like people who put the Yoda costumes on their front of their dog, just to walk it around. Yeah. Dress up, dress up, cryptate, he's ice cream truck or something like that. That's exactly what it is.

I did see one. The same thing is jettison happy dog. Yeah. You also said, I saw you doing a video that said, people just talk to you to feel good about themselves. Can you tell me more about that? Yeah, I've had so many incidents with that, where a lot, it's hard because you want to be able to distinguish

the difference between people being genuine and just kind of like good-hearted. But like majority of the time, it's just people being like, man, I couldn't live like you. I would tell you. Oh, God, yeah. I would. That's great. Yeah, I don't think those same people go around just talking to everybody either. No, no.

And I'm probably guilty of asking what your condition is. That's got to be annoying as shit to be asked. No, wait, you see, that's a thing. I don't mind answering questions. Yeah. That's fine. I'm not the fucking stick in the mud. I think it's just more like in this type of environment, it makes sense.

You know, you guys are trying to get to know me. But if I'm just like shooting the shit on Twitter and somebody's just like, Hey, how big is your dick even work? I'm like, man, can you buy me dinner? Before you fuck me like that, how do you feel about people like me complaining that they're back hurts? I mean, hey, it's gonna be hard for some people. I I pity you. Yeah.

Thank you. I appreciate it. What makes you a rage? Go ahead. Go ahead. For people, body people someday. So why? Man, you guys have to work so hard to maintain a body that ultimately is just gonna

fucking shoot the shit. And you're in your painting. If you're no reason, you're gonna get old. You can get hit by a bus tomorrow. And you're gonna end up just like me. I know. Who's the idiot? No reason. Who's the idiot? Just like me. Yeah, I guess if we get to the Wally world, everyone would be in the same spot. Everyone could just be a big fat fuck wheeling around in a chair. You'd blend right in.

What makes you a rage, man? Oh, man. I think my big things that irritate me are probably arrogance, unnecessary arrogance, like, and blatant stupidity. And I think that's what fuels me. It's still like wake up in the morning and be on Twitter. Yeah. Because it's great for that.

I mean, everybody, that's what everybody's on Twitter for, right? We just look at shit that pisses us off. and then we get out of a little bit of aggression, and then we go about our day, we jack off, and then that's it. Yeah, I do, I do think that's true. Yeah. Like anytime somebody says, oh, you're so mad, in terms of like, no one's mad here. They're not, like, you just put it down and walk away. I think a lot of people are mad.

I think so. I think a lot of people hang on to stuff, too. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe I'm guilty of that, too. Most of the time. I think that's of people are mad. I think so. I think a lot of people hang on to stuff too. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe I'm guilty of that too. But most of the time I'm... I think that's what I'm at. I get angry and then I'm like, I shouldn't be.

This is all fucking point. And then I take the piss out of it. That's how I get through my day. You had a... God, I think you went... Something you did went big recently. I forgot what it was. I had it here, but I've lost it.

Do you remember what that was? Some kind of video you did. I did. I was. I had it here, but I've lost it. Do you remember what that was? Some kind of video you did, I was trying to find it. Very, me, no, because I have that thing in my brain. That's like, if anything remotely is getting popular, I shut down because I just can't. You can't what? I think I have this weird, like, soap of feeling, prophecy of like, when I get praise, I put myself in the position that's like, no, you're not that important.

Uh, yeah. How to do that too. If I ever get a compliment, I think like, I know, there's what's going on? What's the catch here? What do you mean by good? What do you mean by you really enjoyed that? Like, I got an email from famous birthdays very recently where they were like, hey, we're contacting you because we made you a profile and we're hoping to get in contact with you

and maybe you could send us a picture so we can put it up there and you can change anything you want. That was like, famous, but, am I fucking famous? Is that what it fucking takes now? Just a few thousand followers, huh? Really, okay, that's bad. I'm trying to find some of your other videos here.

He's got a lot of followers, doesn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of followers. And you're usually talking to your mom, right? Wait, where do I see the followers? Oh, it's up here. He's got a lot of followers, doesn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of followers. And you're out. You're usually talking to your mom, right? Wait, where do I see the followers? Oh, it's up here. 80,000 followers. Yeah, that's the shaker stick. No. Do you have any, do you have any disabled idols? Crypto Addy? Jared from Subway. Oh, geez. Why is that? And, hey, man, he was the walking king. He lost all that weight, walking back and forth to see a girl and under it's girl at a subway.

Yeah. So like, hey, you gather with my husband and dedication. That's true. I guess that's true. Uh, I'm going to read some advice emails. You want to hang out and dedication. That's true, I guess that's true. I'm gonna read some advice emails. You wanna hang out and answer them with us? And then I think these girls coming in. Yeah, please. These are always fun.

JK Dick, feel free to read this on the show. I recently went on a date with a really great girl, cup size D's, I think. Mm-hmm, all right. That's a good guess. I've always been good at being friendly and funny when meeting new people. So most of my first dates go well,

but I'm concerned that if I keep doing what I'm doing during our future dates, I'll put out friend vibes instead, she'll stop being interested romantically. I know that I need to be more forward, but I'm not sure what the right moves are. What can I do to make it clear that I'm interested in her? What do you think, Sean? One pussy grab will do it.

Yeah. You're right. You get the first one out of the way just to make sure they know what's going on. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, I didn't know. I thought that was what we were doing here. My bad.

Yeah, so maybe like maybe later. Well, we'll finish dinner. We'll finish dinner. maybe grab some dessert, something like that and then, maybe when we get back to the car, just I just wanted you to know, I want to be upfront and honest. You make a fake phone call when she goes into the bathroom or something like that, you hold your phone up and you say, oh yeah, I am out in a day to man, I really want to fuck the shit out of this.

Oh my God, did you hear that excuse me? Sorry. You're still sitting right in front of me. I thought you had gotten up to go to the bathroom. Sorry, I should probably look up for my phone more. Okay. What do you think, Crypto Addy? How do you get out of the,

how do you stay out of the friend zone? Well, I, me personally, I'm not in high school anymore. Yeah. So, the friend zone is'm not in high school anymore. Yeah. So, the friend zone is just like a myth. To me, I think it's either she's either game or not. And if you feel like you have to put yourself in the position, what you need to do is stop fooling around with her, fuck her mom. That's a power move.

Oh, I see. Okay. That's pretty good. Because then she's going to be like, whoa, what the fuck. That's a power. Oh, I see. Okay. That's pretty good. Because and she's going to be like, Whoa, what the fuck? That's my mom. And you're like, yeah, dude, that's my bad. You should do something about that. Yeah, that's a good one. Do you have any advice for crippled Jesus when it comes to getting girls, by the way? Don't take yourself so serious. And it's the ever-answered, is your dick work? Say, we can find out real quick

in the bathroom. Okay, that's good. You should fuck his mom. That's a pop. She's beautiful. You know what? What? Can I say can I tell a funny story? Yeah, go ahead. I went to school with a guy who was a total asshole. Like he he was like, that was just not like a bully, but he was just kind of unnecessarily a dick to anybody. It sounds like somebody I know. Yeah. And so, because I have health problems all the time, I end up in the hospital and I had my nurse that night and I need help going pee.

So she's helping me and we're making small talk as you do when you're holding a stranger's dick and she's like, you go to school and at the time I did, I was like, yeah, I go to you know, local high school. She's like, oh, my son goes there. I was like, oh, wow, what's up know, local high school, she's like, oh, my son goes there. I was like, oh, wow, what's up? What you said, made me know him. Rowan behold. It was that kid. It was that kid.

Yeah. It was his mom. Yeah. And I was like, hmm. Oh, boy. So we get back to school at Dramahal, good and done healthy. And we're in class and he's just talking shit, trying to say something. I think about how I didn't do well on an assignment. And he's like, shit, I'm fucking nerd, bully. Yeah. And then I look at them, deadly phrase, I was like, dude, that's what your mom was fucking all over my car at the hospital. That's right. I know. And he knows it's true. Oh, yeah., it's like shit. My mom's a nurse.

Fuck, he was in the hospital. Yep. That's funny. Um, yeah, what can this guy do to stay out of the friend zone? At the, like after at a first date. Yeah. Uh, I went on a date. I think I did.

I, I think that happens to guys. I've never happened to me. I asked a girl one time. I think you have to, I think you have to make a move. Like, yeah. Yeah. Just to even a kiss. You gotta keep, no, no.

You gotta keep women on their toes. So I'm like, I'm not very friendly. Yeah. Or like easy going. I'm real like, I just kind of tune out and space out. You do that. Yeah. Just think about something really complicated for a little bit and that will get them interested.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, then they will feel comfortable. They'll feel uncomfortable. I think that's what I could see you do in that. Yeah. I'm usually thinking about, like, think about, try to replay an entire episode of Family Guy in your head. Oh.

And just totally block her out. Totally ice her. Mm-hmm. And also, really depends on the type of girl, too. Oh, and yeah, totally block her out totally ice her. Uh-huh. It also really depends on the type of girl to you. I think that that's a big thing with me. I'm good with reading people. Oh yeah. And that's just, you know, a thing with me. So if I can, if I knew more about this girl, I could tell you what you need to do because if she was like, uh, I could tell you what you need to do, because if she was like, she's got D cup tits, what more do you need to know?

Yeah, like if she's what today, majority of women are hard. What's that? You're done. You're that's it, you're still mother. Just pick a different one. All right, here's one from, just stop exercising, go pick out a wheelchair and.

Yeah, just have a good time. Tropic flame, dude, I have a problem over the past four years. I've been on eight dates, but despite easily managing to bag a date and having it go generally smoothly, I always seem to fuck up whenever I get near the finish line. Eight dates. Well, eight dates in four years. What does he mean? What does he mean finish line? Probably when he's, he's about to explain. I can get a hug, a kiss, and have a girl generally seem to fall in love with me. But at some point during the text message

for the flirtation cycle, I'll say something or do something which will make the girl instantly 180 on me. In fact, I gotta see what he does. I he sent a text, I can pull it up. In fact, even during the general date, I have to bite my nails to the point of bleeding just so I don't blurt out what I actually think about some inane topic.

Oh, you got it. You can't, you can't. Yeah, you got it. You gotta get a hold of that. That's just, that's not for girls. That's for life. That's you, man. How old did he say he was?

If I can't hold it in, I always blurt out the contrarian viewpoint simply because. Oh, no, no, no, no. Did you write this to yourself? Me? I don't do that with women. Okay. On one date, you know, when I'm with women,

I just pretend I'm with my parents. When I'm with a woman, I just picture my dad across from the table and no matter what he says, I'm not arguing. I got it. Okay. Yeah, whatever. That sounds fine. Yeah.

Yeah. So, do that. On one day, I started talking about pro-communistic China points and talked about how wonderful they're prison camp programs in the Korean War War. All right, buddy. Yeah. Very funny. Very funny. You need to be taken down.

Go do some open mic nights. Yeah. Get taken down a couple of pics. Simply because the girl had an anti-China point of view on some product. I don't even, on some product. I don't even like China. Here's an example of my last date where I took a pro

sexual harassment approach for no fucking reason. I didn't even understand why she got mad until I got made fun of. Oh, I think you did. Let's see here. Thank you for wasting our time. What do you mean? This guy, I wanna try to zoom in.

It just sounds like you're kind of an asshole sometimes. Yeah. Here's the thing. If you can keep your mouth shut during moments where like you know, he said it. I know I should keep him up, but I just know that's something you problem. I'm. This is guys expressing their emotions, by the way. Hmm.

What you call sexual harassment, I call flattery. I've been hit on gay dudes. Been hit on what I get to. She says, Sean, you do her lines, especially if I told you I got raped before and I'm uncomfortable with it. This is a bad sign. Don't tell me you're her I don't tell them you're harassing me. Are you serious? Everyone is a human Cindy.

Oh yeah, he's in you are so fucking terrible. What the fuck? Wolf Wolf animal. All right. Okay. Yes, this is all. Yeah. Yeah, you're trying to you Wolf Wolf animal. Oh, right. Okay. Yes. This is all. Yeah.

You're trying to, you're trying to blow it, man. You sending text back and forth between your two phones. Geez. Krippy, you got any advice for, for that guy? How to keep it in his pants? Learn how to be normal in a social situation. Learn how to fake normal at least. Oh, yeah.

If you're, if you're, but instinct is I shouldn't say that. Listen to that. Listen to that. If you, if you don't have that to take that further, if you don't care, then go ahead, I guess, but if this is something that's really bothering you, fucking listen to your instincts, dude, what? Call your dad and get in a big argument with him before every date. Yeah, get it out of your system.

That's what you need and get it out of your system some reason and that won't be the same for the rest of your life. Yeah, I think all my advice is going to boil down to jack off before you go on the date. See, I have heard that advice, but I don't think it's good because then you have no reason to want to be on the date. Yeah, every time I've done that, I think, why am I going here? Why am I paying for any of this? I don't care.

I'm going to go home and play skylines. I don't need to be here and fiddle around on Reddit. And I see if I got one more. I mean, I guess that's fair. I play a lot of the times people take themselves a little too serious. Yeah. Yeah, we got a lot of that. Maybe we should wait for this one.

Hey, Dick, I recently passed a weight loss goal of 30 pounds, bringing me to a new weight of 299. I'm 21, I've been 300 plus pounds since my junior year of high school. Jesus Christ. So this is how, uh, Kryptide, how do you keep weight off in a chair? Oh, it's great. Uh, my disease just eats away at everything on me.

Really? Just enough. It's so much as long as I can eat whatever I want. Um, so there's a pretty big deal for me. However, I can't let this get to my most depressing weight loss program I've ever heard. As my target weight is 200. So I've got quite a bit left.

So here's what I would like for you to do. I want you to insult me and my flab really burned it into my mind so that whenever I eat, whenever I even think about eating junk or not going to the gym, I'll have you in my brain yelling obscenities at me and keep me grounded. Here are some picks of me. Go wild.

PS Road Rage Phoenix win. Do you want to see this guy? Yeah, he wants us to bully him into being... And I think I can hear ranting and screaming, but honestly, I think pointing out, like, sad facts of society and how they deal with fat people is gonna resonate with them. All right, let's see. That's what would get me. Here's one. Let me make sure I have that camera turned off.

Yeah, here's one of them. What do you think about that? And how old is he? I mean, you've got something covering his penis, which he, I think, which he absolutely doesn't need because no one wants to see the penis on this flat, on this flabby side. I mean, like he's not as fat as I pictured.

No. Not as fat as I pictured. Um, 300 pounds. Those nipples. He's 29 right there. You cannot have those nipples on that size of a man. That is on a, uh, Krypt Eddie, let me send these to you so you can make fun of this guy.

Just promise me. Yeah, I like to see him. I don't know. I was picturing, I was picturing much fatter. Oh, here's the dead on shot. See, I'm, I'm that guy that has, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's got some girth on that stomach. Sorry, go ahead.

No, I have a hard time feeling any sort of sympathy towards like bigger people. Why is that? Because they are there you go. Okay, it stems from an old childhood moment where I went to the circus as a little kid. And I was moved back a seat because two heavier people needed a seat.

Oh yeah. And after that, I couldn't see anything. And that was happening. And so every since then, I pretty much had it out for all fat people. Have you been in a chair since you were little? Since I was five, yes. Wow. Okay. All right, all right.

Listen, listen, listen, listen. You baby Huey looking mother fucker. You lopsided, titted fat ass mother fucker. You need to get to the gym that gigantic spare tire around your waist is not meant, is not, is not something you're ever going to need. Get rid of it. No one, no woman will ever want to look at that pubic area under that under that distortion of flesh that Saturn like ring of trash that you have around your that muffin top, that mega muffin top that

you've going, going, going around around your hips posing like your John Wayne sending us this disgusting picture, you need to lose all of it. You need to lose all of it. You look like King Hippo if his nipples had been drawn on wrong. His right, his right side looks like a tit. Dude like a... His entire right side.

Legitimate. If you don't go, if you don't lose weight, you fat fuck at least put a nipple where your belly button is and Bounce around in scores magazines so guys can beat off to you. That's your that because that's what you've got going on with that giant titted midsection Okay How was that was that motivational enough? Yeah, I think so all right.. You're definitely limiting your dating pool. If you don't, you've got a trash can on your head in this picture.

If you don't lose weight, just keep it. Keep it there or break the phone on your camera so that you can't ruin anyone else's date by taking a picture of your naked ass. Get to the fucking gym. All right, Crypto Addy, get out of here. We're gonna play a song, we're gonna wave the news girl. Let's talk into you though.

Yeah, you too. Thank you for having us in me. All right, good kids. So yeah, kid, I'll add a here, this guy. I wanna play some. I like that guy, me too, he's a funny guy. His mom has a real good sense of humor too. That's a, he pulled an old reference. What's that?

He pulled an old, he was born a poor black child. Oh yeah. I mean, that's, that's going back. It is going back. Maybe I'm wrong about, you know, kids today having, you know, no sense of history or at least I'm taking the kill. Yeah.

You know, this is, let's see here. Maddox and his friends, this is in celebration of slime time, my week long celebration of Maddox's bedroom getting released. Maddox posting his bedroom on the MLS with the child's bed spread in a cardboard box for a nightstand. But I want to get to the bottom. Do we know who posted it? Was it a real estate agent? I must have been him. Was it, okay, he doesn't own that house. No, no, I know. So it had to be a real estate agent? I'm not kidding. Was it him? Well, he doesn't own that house.

No, no, I know. So it had to be a real estate agent. Yeah. Which means they cleaned it in advance, which is even funnier. So imagine the state of the state that that room is usually in. Okay, here you go.

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Ah, and you best believe I bring beef to the peeps That certainly mean tweets on imaginable stress So test me please if I'm impressed with the rest of the list of my beats Alright. Oh, very good, very good, very good. Thank you, MCMC. So that's a good example, actually, of how to mix your stuff. So that you can hear it on the show. I think ACU, Sam Glaze makes it. Oh, yeah. You should buy Sam Glaze.

Yeah, remember. No, vocals nice and up. If you want us to listen, you want us to catch the words. Everybody, you want everybody to catch it. Speaking of Vigor, here's some news I brought in. Black security guard in Wisconsin high school was fired after he repeated a racial slur while telling a student who called him that word, not to use it as he has filed agreements to seeking to get his job back.

The Madison school district is a policy forbid bidding employees from saying racial slurs. Well, so then that's the policy. Why should he just be able to say it? I guess he could have said, don't use that word. I think he could say. Don't call me that word or don't call. You know what I mean? Like instead of... Yeah, Anderson said he was responding to a call on October 9th about a disruptive male student who was being escorted by an assistant principal.

He said the situation escalated with the student who is also black. Black, unblack hate crime, Sean. Calling Anderson obscenities and using this lure. So, yeah, so he's a black student to a black guy. So basically he can say anything that's okay in that dynamic. Oh, no. No, fuck that. I'm so fucking tired of that. No, I don't believe that.

Yeah. I'm saying that's the thought process. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Calling Anderson obscenities. Anderson said he told the student multiple times, do not call me that, do not call me that word, and then he repeated this slur during the, sounds like he lost. Sounds like he lost his temper.

Well, yeah, I mean, you know, we're fighting this. Anderson told the state journal of his firing. Yeah, let me be clear. I don't think that, I don't think that. I just don't understand getting fired for trying to defend yourself. Well, yeah, neither do any of us. Welcome, welcome to the fucking world. Welcome to the fucking world that the rest of us have to live in. Nobody understands why anybody would get fired for saying that or anything. Nobody understands why anything would happen to anybody for saying it. As a black man, I have a right not to be called that word.

That's retarded. Well, you don't have a right. I'd, people shouldn't call you that, but. But they're gone. I mean, you made it magical. There's no, yeah, there's no right. You made it magical. It's like you can't drink.

If there was an age to say it, like booze in America, if you had to be like 45 years old before you could say the N word, people that were 55 or 65, if you're your first social security check, you got to suddenly say the N word, you got an N word pass with it, people would be going around,

binging on it all over the country as soon as that night. Just like sorority girls with alcohol. Did I hear, oh thank you. Did we give that guy enough motivation? The fact, okay. You call this tits lopsided. You got to tighten up those tits, man.

Yeah. You can't be walking around with those wobbly tits. You're not gonna tell me, Tsunaka. No. You can't be sporting those fucking wacky wobblers around all day, every day. You're walking around. people can see that bounce. Yeah.

And I'm sure you've got erected nipples. Look at those pizzas, he's packing. You can't do anything about that, but. Yeah, those are big, that's, yeah, you're. But you can change what you can change you need to. Right. Is what I'm saying. Right.

Finally, finally, we win one. We're fired for repeating a racial slur from a black kid as a black guy. That's what it's gonna take to change it. You don't care about that one. Well, they just, I mean, they have their policy and they're saying that you've got to be better than the students, because you're the adult and they're the kid

Yeah, and they're gonna do they're gonna do shit like that explain to me why you can say it Explain why that's an exception to the policy let's hear it. Yeah Well, yeah, let's hear how fucking dumb it is to say it out loud loud and cord I mean they're they're they're right to enforce the policy. It's a, you can't, you know, it's the, that's the policy. That's for everyone. What do you want us to do? That's for all the adult, you know, faculty of the school.

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I was actually the fastest any platform ever responded to me. Well, he had a problem, but he restarted his computer. It was fine. You're welcome. And at least you know that I will never take you off because I don't give a fuck about animals. So these people can't complete. But I think he gives a fuck about animals.

You had the best possible motivation, which is anger and revenge. Yeah, it really is. And now it turned out that Jordan Peterson went to rehab and like their platform, the platform that Jordan Peterson and Dave Rue, the originally promised, is so fucking weird. It's like, they're defined terms that have no business being

in the type of system they're building. Like they've got curated content. And my thing is, yeah, it's for people to give you money. You've heard that. You heard that. Everybody's stupid and something. Yeah, it's like, just guys, just, it's for people to give you money. And you've heard that. You heard that. You heard that. You heard that. You heard that.

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Makeshift. This is such a loaded term. Yeah. He's engineered this shit. I'm trying to find out the shelf aquarium pump with battery backup. I didn't build it. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, yeah. Makehift ventilation system. This is animal abuse and should not be tolerated. They've got one of your picks of a little dude in the cage. I will say, okay, so the cage is small, but it looks clean. He looks well fed. Well, this is something I read through this. And this is how they Googled images of hamster burrows in the wild. They're not that large. They're smaller than the habitat. It's good point. This is something that I was thinking about when I was reading through

it. The size that the size required the burrow through it, the size, the size required. But they can leave the burrow. Yeah, the size requirements they give for hamsters is like, it's slowly approaching like a one bedroom apartment. Yeah, I googled it and found out that the figures they gave me are not the figures you find on pet care websites. They're the figures you find on hamsters, fanatic forums. The figures I found were 12 inches by 24 inches, which is about the total floor space in the habitat currently.

Oh, yeah. That's sort of Syrian though, and I use a smaller breed. See, I remember you from last time, he really has thought a lot about this. Like I said, I thought you were going to get on last time and be like, the NASA. Oh, yeah, I just want to see you like, you're doing something out of experiments. How long can they tolerate? What depth can they, you know what I mean? But it sounds like you've done a lot

to try to make them as comfortable as possible. Yeah. And safe. Exploring space. And safe. That's part of the problem I think because they perceive that mindset as being clinical and unloving and from their

perspective, the first priority is emotional. Of course. Like do you love animal and do you talk about it like it's a baby? Right. From my perspective, proper animal care starts the same way that you might design a zoo and closer or something. It starts with the understanding of the organism and understanding, you know, its tolerances and what it needs in order to be safe. Yeah, just the way you're talking would make most people uncomfortable.

Yeah, true. Like they did it. Very uncomfortable right now. This is some of the comments they're leaving. And suddenly I want a hamster. A few friends and I have reported a Patreon page. Oh my God, emailed Patreon directly and made attempts to contact them on Twitter. We can't allow this page that subsists of abuse and endangerment.

So if they did get your site taken down, wouldn't the hamsters be in more danger? Like, wouldn't you just throw them away? No, of course not. I mean, I didn't even get you out of pocket like I did for the first nine years. I'm just joking, but doesn't it seem like getting all of your money taken away just endangers the hamsters more? Well, if they want a larger enclosure, they should be funding it.

Yeah. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, log in. I watched your response video. Do you want to summarize any of it? It's a great video. I mean, it really is.

I mean, basically, I'm sure it is. They came out swinging and almost everything they said was wrong, but they had a really strong feeling. Yes, they were morally correct and you can't argue with someone like that because as long as that feeling is there They still feel like they're ultimately right and it doesn't matter how much they're wrong about that's all irrelevant Yeah, they're wrong about the health precautions taken they said how they breathe how do they how do you do you can Midify the habitat it's cold down there all stuff that that is answered within the first four or five questions of the fact underneath the twitch and they went off half cock with that.

I understand their hearts in the right place, but that's almost more dangerous when someone feels like their hearts in the right place. That's right. They can't be wrong. People who foster dogs or work with dogs, that kind of stuff, without understanding what a dog is, and how that it is not a person, and that kind of stuff. Those are people who place others in potentially very dangerous situations.

Yeah, you get to, if you hang around enough foster dog people, you will hear the conversation of them wanting to steal someone's dog. So, it's true. 100% true. It has a better life. Yeah, I have. Wow. Okay. Absolutely heard it. Yeah. So it's true. 100% true. It has a better life. Yeah, I have. Wow. Okay.

Absolutely heard it. Yeah. Absolutely heard that conversation. You had a better lead, you had a lead in on your video though, where you talked about how you've been bullied your whole life, like because of your autism, I guess. And that these people are like this. I can't really pin it down, but there's something about the way that we talk or interact with people that just pisses on the fuck off when it's not clear to us why. So from our perspective, everybody else just't, I've talked to people who are, at least to my knowledge, not diagnosed as autistic, who are very much the same.

He doesn't, I don't, I don't hear anything that seems really odd to me, just very matter-affacked and well, not odd, but I think it's a big, I think that I do want to investigate it. It's the sense that, well, then know it all energy. I feel like it should be implicit that I could be wrong about any of this stuff,

but I'm just presenting the best information I have at my disposal. But if you don't explicitly say that, then I think I can come off the wrong way sometimes. You are wearing very weird sunglasses too. Well, that's the, yeah. People aren't going to like that shit. Checkbox number one. Yeah. So you're making it...

I'm light-sensitive, so they serve a purpose. No, no. No, no. Now, Dixon Asshole. Yeah. I, on the other, no, now, Dickson asshole. Yeah. I, I on the other hand, and blameless. You're making a thousand dollars. And what the hell are you building for these guys?

How long you've been making that much, Sean? And how is it being spent on your hamster enclosures? Well, I've been making this since October of 2018. So I've been making it for the entire 10 years. I've been spending it on, having led, led weights, shift is very expensive. A lot of these enclos years. I've been spending it on, she had having led, led weights, shift is very expensive, lot of these enclosures. I bet.

Finding a dry box that's as large as possible, generally not a lot of people need those, so they're made in very low volumes. And prices have come down, but when I bought the original Mega Heaven closure, it was $212, and you can now get just about the same thing for $45. There is a lot of extra,

which some goes to my living expenses like food. Yes, there. The excess goes towards charity. I made a video recently. And so charity. And which I showcase sufficient ways to render aid, which is not as straightforward as you might think,

because if you just give out money, a lot of these people have drug cabits and you're only enabling them. Oh, good. So you've how to put together seasonally appropriate care packages that contain items that are of particular use, say in the summer,

or how they need different items in the winter or in the rainy season. And the, this is the guy who takes care of the homeless. I know, because of them. You see these people at like intersections and you can't, there's no time. You can't get out, you can't talk to them and decide what to do you have to have something put together and ready

That you can toss out the window and draw and go so like a drive-by Oh Yeah, it has food it has a poncho it has a Made out of space blanket material. Yeah, it's got a classable umbrella. It's got a hand warmer It's got a flashlight power bank Socks that sort of thing. Jesus Christ. I love these comments.

This is what's crazy. It's like, this guy does this. But all people see Guy Putz hamster underwater. He's a fucking degenerate asshole who blot. It's like, yeah, this is what's going on all across social media. It's going across all, it's like, no, you're different. You think something I don't like. Therefore, you are completely a piece of shit.

Could we have gotten into space right now? If there was like, there was dogs on those. Oh, monkeys. Yeah, sure. Could we have even gotten into space with that? I don't know. I know. I got a risk.

If you try to work out the process of elimination, what these people want from you? Like, if there is 1,000 groups with each of which has its own interest, then no matter what you do, one of those groups is going to have a problem with it. And if you try to please all of them, then what life is going to look like? We're all just going to be wearing sweater vest,

sitting in our government issue departments, eating vegan nutritional paste, playing non-problematic content per burglar headsets. Even now, we'll probably still piss somebody off. Yeah. I mean, the animal people are the worst, though. The ones that you see when they chain themselves to like a conveyor belt where they kill chickens. Is that the way the workers just turned it on? Cause they all got tangled up in the conveyor belt.

Well, the animal rights groups, none of them likes PETA. Like I know people who do like dog adoptions, if they find a, they escort them from the grounds. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. They don't fuck around. Yeah, they're insane. They're insane. And they will, if you turn a dog over to PETA, they will kill it. Yeah, they, they, they, they, they don't know that. They put on a 22,000 in the past 10 years. I,

I don't know. Biggest thing is almost immediately. There's absolutely no purpose for this. Somebody says, they ordered me to PETA anyway, by the way, and they also got a response from one of the animal rights groups in the area, which basically told them the same things I did and said, these not endangering animals that don't appear to be stressed, so there's nothing we can do. There's no, what could they do if the hamster appeared stress?

Are they gonna send in the hamster police to confiscate your hands? They're gonna stop me, I guess. There is absolutely no purpose for this. If they really want to know how a land animal manages underwater in a box, they should pop themselves in one. Oh, wow, and have someone drop it off of a boat

in the middle of the ocean. Preferably with no way out. Oh my God, yeah, yeah, I'm no better than that for saying this, but fuck people with a asterisk on it. Only you. I'm tired of this whole, we're more important than animals thing. As far as I'm concerned,

they're way more important than us. Okay. How do you live without causing any harm to any living thing? I had a conversation with one of these people and pointing out that they are they object to the idea that there's a hierarchy of the value of lives ordered by awareness. But then when they define plants as being okay to eat because they're much less aware of than animals, they're implicitly validating that exact hierarchy. These, they just draw an arbitrary line between the plant kingdom and the animal kingdom

and say everything on one side is okay to eat. And they just ignore all the evidence that plants have their own awareness because of just the show of it isn't the fact that plants have a distributed nervous because of just the show of it isn't the fact that plants have a distributed nervous system instead of a centralized brain means that they don't that they don't meet the requirement to be considered like not okay to eat. And that's an important thing is that that's one philosophy but you could also make equally

compelling arguments to draw that line somewhere within the animal kingdom. Yeah, I mean you ever have a conversation with a ficus? I mean, great vocabulary. How do they explain? They are, they're a learned, but your goal is to actually live underwater, isn't it? Oh, sure. I mean, that's the pipe dream. If I ever make enough money,

you can bet I'm not retiring. I kind of have to. I, you're right. I understand the autism. I'm reporting on every site you linked, reported their stuff, fuck these people. Like it's like a, these people, like it's a ball of evil doers that get off on putting hand, I guess get off is probably the wrong word that are sticking hamsters and small cages. Why go through the underwater step then?

If it's not, like, what do they think about pet shops with hamsters in there? What does it, if it's not like what do they think about pet shops with hamsters and what does it matter if it's underwater? Some of what pet shops feed to the reptiles, I'm sure they will flip their shit. Yeah. All right, buddy. It sounds like they're not getting anywhere with this though, is that right? It's spinning their wheels and so far nothing has come of it. I get all these sympathetic messages on Twitter. Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here dead Pam completely unaffected by it. I appreciate

the sentiment, but I'm unbothered so far. Ari, what do you think about hamsters underwater? I just got here. Oh yeah, is it legal? Oh yeah, they all survive. Yeah. He's only lost two because his roommate didn't feed them when he was out of town. Is that true? Yeah. He's in lost two because his roommate didn't feed them when he was out of town. Is that true? Yeah. He's in a cage. I didn't feel good about it, but I had to do something.

Oh, there's no water in the cage. What's the point of that water? To design underwater. So people enjoy watching it. And if I put them above water, I wouldn't get any funding to expand their living space. I mean, I feel that. I feel that. It's more, it's different. Yeah.

So it's like a prototype to see if humans can live underwater. Yeah. Well, no, there's been about 70 underwater labs in the past. So that's quite well established. It's proven technology. Otherwise, it wouldn't feel the safe enough to put animals into it. If more than I enjoy doing it, it's interesting to look at.

And I have learned information along the way that can be used to make underwater living space safer and affordable. Like what? What have you learned? Well for example, I think I talked about this last time I was on but one of the big issues is balancing current. Most of the history will have that you let or take our into way the structure down the tremendous buoyancy of it. If you instead cite a source, the weight from the seabed and you sand in the dredge pump to deliver it into the balance chamber, then you don't have to transport the weight with the structure.

The other big issue is many of them were designed to fit on the bed on the backs of a frame of ships, which limited their size. But if you design them to be like both like a wedged shape and you can tow them and that it means their sizes effectively uh... will not a limited but much much larger uh... they should have their own balance tanks for secure safe and placement

some of these have been halfway implemented there was an Italian habitat project really could you imagine that all of this intellect is spent on putting hamsters underwater? That's what we're dealing with. That's what I can afford to do. I mean, hey, whatever it takes, I learned. I learned lessons from the scale model prototyping that can then be applied to the human scale habitats very easily.

Well, what happens is, say, I get that for the end of the world, or whatever, like, you know, we're running it in a space on it. Or just fun, just fun or fun. But what happens like to run like an underwater habitat, wouldn't you also need to have something on land to be able to like filter it, run it? So like what happens if land's gone? Robots.

No, the query is powered by a life support buoy floating one. Yeah. Although all that machinery could be moved to the sea bed if it was nuclear powered. After all, nuclear submarines are surface independent for up to three months at a time. It's because of food supply limitations, not power limitations or life support. They make their own air out of seawater. You should just have a filter thing we could catch fish and then funnel them through and then maybe like.

Well, my idea was to have every male, I'd say docking collar they used to evacuate people in the event of emergency. If you were to use that to doc to supply depots that would just be surplus, submersible holes full of non-perishable foods, more than at depths around the continental shelf, then you could operate your submarine basically indefinitely. At least, well, not indefinitely, for 50 years until the reactor runs out. The new compact naval reactors have 50 years of fuel on board.

All right, all right, Simborel. I feel like I'm gonna about to go start colonizing the bottom of the ocean. I'm glad things are working out for you. I don't think they're gonna take it down. Go ahead. Add one thing. Yeah.

I didn't get a chance last time to say what grinds my gears. Okay, what grinds your head? There's a pet issue with mine that I also have written a lot about and that's scams, like multi-level marketing. Yeah. And they're just the worst. Scams? Unlike most other scams, they'll brainwash your loved ones and turn them against you just

for trying to talk them out of it. And especially in cities. So if you Google don't get tricked, bro, it will bring up my full series of free articles on how to identify a wide variety of different scams. I love it. Even if you're clever and don't get fooled by that sort of thing, you might have elderly loved ones who you could talk to about it

and sort of insulate and notulate them against being taken advantage of in that way. Okay, what is it called? What's the web's Googling? Don't get tricked, bro. Don't get tricked, bro. Okay. All right, don't get tricked, bro. Yeah, I do hate those MLMs, can you?

I like it, because you have to, somebody wants to sell you a fuck and set a stake knives, somebody wants to sell you some vitamins. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Get out of here. Hands you gay. It's good talking to you.

I'm having your one. Thanks for calling, buddy. Okay. Wonderful. I love that guy. He's great. I love his goofy hamsters stuff. He is dead serious about it.

Yeah. I think he's only dead serious in general. How are you, Ari? I'm good, how are you? Thanks you for coming back in. Do you have some news for us? I do. Okay, before you get started, I just want to ask you,

what do you think about this bedroom here? What would you think of a guy? No. If a guy you'd... Oh, no. I'd be like, are you a nanny? A nanny. In your spare time, but I'd also be concerned

because what parents would drop off their children to it? Yeah. What strikes you about this image? Yeah. The face. The face. The face. Imagine you had, I guess, just been out on a date with this guy.

Yeah. So he takes you home. You've got to be on the right. What's going on here? I mean, I guess, just been out on a date with this guy. Yeah. So he takes you home and if you're right, what's going on here? I mean, I'd have to say, oh, okay, you're a comedian. Like, this is a joke. But then if you were serious, I'd be like, yeah. Insolently planning my escape route. How old do you think he is? How old would you guess to the person?

I mean, looking at, as a person, it's like, okay, maybe like seven. But like, looking at the shirts, it's like he's probably 45, and that's probably his parents. House. 42. 42, wait, is this what it y'all is? What? Is this what it y'all is? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay, so we have Mexican news, kind of Friday and

Silithian, silly, whatever. Mexico authorities attempted to arrest a video Guzmán Lopez, the son of El Chapo. Wait, wait, wait, is that, read the headline first? Oh, yeah, yeah. Mexican president defends releasing son of El Chapo in the face of cartel of violence.

We do not want war. Okay. Well, yeah, they're like, we can't win this. Yeah, that's okay, but it says, they tend to do a rest, Tim, son of El Chapo on an extra tradition request from the United States. When Guzman was found, the cartel sent out

their best men to terrorize the streets of the Sinaloa and Capitol. Using truck mounted 50 caliber sniper rifles and machine guns to negotiate the release of a video. Dude, I watched an avocado documentary. Yeah. That was like. That's similar.

Yeah, yeah, no, it was like blood, like blood diameters. Yes, it was blood avocados. I shit you now. It was all about how NAFTA opened up the avocado trade. And like people in avocado farmers just get picked up out of their farms and the gangsters demand like all their avocado orchard and five million bucks. Like it followed this poor guy who had his avocados ran some back to him and his family for avocados in Mexico.

Like our lust for avocado toast is basic is causing untold harm and mayhem in Mexico and some other place too. I don't remember what it was, but mostly Mexico. The only solution of which the only solution to which was a blood avocado system, like a free avocado system was really fucked. Yeah, it's fucked in Mexico. Just grow in a crop, trying to make a living. Yeah.

So some hipsters can have avocado toast and super bowl parties. Like that's all it is. Yeah, you need the, you know, we can like grow so much in California. Yeah, yeah. Okay, next news. I don't know, maybe I'll try

but I can help with that. Do you think that gangsters could just stop being so gangstery at some point? Probably like we should all just chill and make a game. When is enough? Yeah, how much is enough? How much violence do you guys, can you just relax?

Yeah. Have they not seen movies like Blow or The Godfather? Where that shit always ends up backfiring, they lose everything? Yeah, maybe they're just like, oh God, nobody's told us that before. Yeah. What if we just relax, just do a little bit of crime.

Right. You don't need to be beheading so many people. That way you can do crime for a long time and everybody's like, yeah. Yeah. Five million bucks, man. Five thousand. I mean, why don't we all just rise up

and do some white color crimes, but all of us at the same time, and then we can have the same system Mexico has that we can do whatever we want, but nothing too bad. What do you mean? What kind of white color crimes? Like, poor, unlicensed pornography? Sure, or like, shoplifting, or like,

shoplifting? Just speaking, whatever you want. Like that kind of stuff, or like things in front of like drugs. Like all that kind of stuff, like, okay, let us all live our best life. But we're not harming people. I feel like this is like, they're really harming people and out of fear they get what they want. So if we shouldn't go shoot some kind of...

Can we just like take the army from Syria and dump them in Mexico? Like why is that not on the table? Can we just like take the army from Syria and dump them in Mexico? Right. Why is that not on the table? All these, I never hear anything bad happening in Syria to like Mexico is like our little brother, right, or our, our uncle with a meth habit that doesn't come around anymore. Can we just take those guys from Syria and send them into Mexico? Do you think Mexico would like that?

I don't care, I don't care either way, but it's gotta be better than all these goddamn gangs going around chopping heads off for avocados. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Our insatiable appetite for avocados. No, there's no bounds. If we can't protect the oil, at least protect the avocados.

All right, all right, what's next? Okay, so now we have Los Angeles studies, 30 hourly minimum wage for Uber and lift drivers. I can't wait to drive drunk again, that's great. 30 dollars an hour minimum for Uber, wonderful. I get my drunk driving chop back. But this is happening in no time, they're lobbying for it.

They're lobbying for it. Yeah, okay, what does this say? It says Los Angeles City Council directive has started a study to examine the feasibility of setting a 30 hour minimum wage I'm the number of $30 an hour comes from drivers wanting $15 an hour for the wage plus 15 an hour to cover vehicles and expenses Sure Eduardo says nobody else gets that $30 no the just the vehicles and you can how much can you write off of your very small? Yeah, small amount no fuck them Well, but yeah.

What? No, I agree, but it's just like this just raise everything. Like you get to sit in your car and chill and like, you can also use it as another way of making money by like selling things out of the car. Promoting your CD. Yeah, that's, no, yeah.

No, yeah, that totally happens. Yeah. It happens a lot. I guess somebody just really wants to be replaced by robots. It will start happening. I think they're trying to get their money now because in a year it's gonna be all the self-driving cars. I did see something kind of funny about Uber's

how their pay rates so confusing that a lot of them think they're getting a good deal because they're too stupid to figure out. I'm sure. They don't factor in all the costs. So like, well, there you go. It's nine bucks an hour. Yeah. How much did you pay for gas?

Why does that matter? Mm-hmm. Okay. Makes perfect sense. Go ahead. Maybe they just make it more confusing. That's the secret. Oh, yeah, yeah.

To where they think they're getting 30 an hour. Yeah. Yeah. I like when they try to like set their own tip and you're like, I don't know what the fuck, what were you thinking? Is that happened? Yeah, they'll set like the request what they want.

Get on the mic a little more, sorry. Oh, you can pull up a little bit. The request what they want, it's like, first of all, you didn't even ask me, you didn't even help me get my luggage on the car. Second of all, you blasted the music whole time, wasn't what I wanted to listen to. No, I'm not giving you a $10 tip.

Yeah. You know, we won it two miles, but sometimes. Okay, what's next? Oh. Sorry. I'm like, yeah, I feel like that was a harshly in my fault, but traffic was pretty bad coming in here, huh? Yeah.

And I came with the other, the back way, so that was, but it's beautiful, beautiful drive. City Council votes to close New York's notorious Rikers Island jail complex. The city of New York voted to approve a plan to close the notorious Rikers Island of 2026. Alternatively, there will be four expanded or new jails in Manhattan, Brooklyn, the Bronx, Queens.

Riders at the Lincurrily houses 7,000 inmates, but the new plan calls for a reduction in the jail population to 3,300 inmates in the next six years. Well, lock them up. Right. Lock up all those criminals. Yeah, they're coming. What's gonna happen?

Like, there's no more weed criminals, right? Oh, dude. Well, okay, here's something fucked. Here is something fucked that I've been wanting to talk about. So, Jeff, I told this before, they made weed legal. You can grow it, grow it, process it, sell it and test it, but you have to get a permit to do all that. So because of social equity, social justice,

whatever movements to make things fair, the people who've been in prison for 10 years on a weed conviction get first crack at all the licenses. And then if you've been in prison for 10 years on a weed conviction get first crack at all the licenses. And then if you've been in prison for five years, you get second, that was the second wave. I see. And then if your business was like 50% owned by one of those preparations. Yeah, reparations.

So immediately all the licenses sold out. All to people who've spent the last 10 years in prison who don't know what the fuck they're doing running a Regular business. Like the people with who run businesses came in and said, okay, yeah, I actually do a business. So who's going to ultimately house a gun? It's going to it's shittier for everybody who partakes. Yeah, we're giving it to the people who have never run a business.

And in fact, or are on weed growing techniques and strength. A seriously. Yeah. That's how we fix that in L.A. That's why you're getting some of the dispensaries that have like 500 milligram brownies and they don't tell you it's definitely not legal all over the place. The 500 million have that. Yeah, because I heard that the ones that like are like that much are not legal. I'm saying you don't really know how much does that have more what's in them. Right, because they can't put it

on now because it's illegal to have like over certain. Yeah. So they're just putting everything out that they're a little bit. Yeah. No, Edibles can't put it on now because it's illegal to have like over a certain amount. Yeah, so they're just putting everything out that it's a little bit. Yeah, I know Edibles are always, I don't think most of them know exactly how much is fucking in any of them. They just can't let us have anything. And you think you get one thing,

one nice year of weed, and they immediately fuck it up. Yeah. Can you guys just stay away from it? No. Just, No, we're eyes for a year. I mean, not with this money involved for them too. Yeah, so obnoxious.

Well, they're making shrooms legal, right, too. Are they? I think so. In Oakland or something. And I think MDMA too. No. I heard, okay, I heard that it's right. No, I heard that it's wrong to be used.

I heard that it's wrong to be used. I heard that it's wrong to be used. I heard that it's wrong to be used. I heard that it's wrong to be used. I heard that it's wrong to be used. I heard that it's wrong to be used. I don't know what it, I don't know where it was, but they were saying somewhere they're saying to make it a thing. X team will come back from the grave of X disease league. I don't know what it, I don't know where it was, but they are saying somewhere, they're decriminalizing, they're looking into it for like,

the N word will be decriminalized before X disease. Well, we can always hope so. Okay, what's next? Riker's Island, Sean. Instagrammer's risk getting robbed, recreating Joker scene, the Bronx is not a friendly place. Oh good. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, good. The famous stairway from the Joker located on the 167th street in the Bronx has become a popular tourist attraction for cosplayers and movie fans. It's been added to the landmark title, The Joker Stairs. A bunch of suckers for all the fucking criminals up there. Yeah. He's fucking idiot. So you should have stayed way below the hundreds dude You don't go past Midtown stay midtown or lower I Saw a woman Joker who wasn't wearing pants

Like a cosplay woman Joker doing it, but just a body suit on, no pants. It's really like, come on. Yeah. This is, I don't want to throw Joker. It's put some pants on. Can't be going around in a bathing suit is the Joker? Well, I didn't look. No, Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn could do that, but Joker, it's like you've green.

The Joker's a dude. He's on his way to like a business meeting. You can't show up at a business meeting with just a bathing suit on. Do you remember when we went to Abbey Road speaking of dangerous tourist stops? And those cab drivers were going at like a thousand miles an hour to try to hit everybody who was cross. Yeah, because all people do is cross all day long

at that crosswalk, of course. So it's just like, it's gotta be annoying. Yeah. Okay, what else you got? All right. Last Angeles and Boise city are pushing the Supreme Court to overturn a homeless lawsuit decision. Okay.

What is that? The ninth circuit court handed down a decision in Martin V Boise, ruling that the city of Boise can no longer find the homeless for camping on public property. L.A. based attorney Mike. We don't have any money. Power. And that's what I was thinking. We don't have any money. Power. And that's what I was thinking. Like how can you?

What do you do? Throw them in jail. Like and that just messes up the whole New York trying to get people out of jail to make room for the homeless. Fine. What is it? Read the rest of it. Mike Fier said that this ruling could place the city around that. Pull it back a little bit. There you go. Place the city at risk for litigation.

Both cities are petitioning the Supreme Court to overturn the decision so that they can cite and find the homeless. Those for the decision say that public shelter is an inadequate and that allowing public camping is the best option. Others are concerned for the health risks of the encampments as there have been a tuberculosis breakout. Yeah. When the army's done tuberculosis is back, man, it can. Oh, yeah, do consumption.

It's a petri dish down there. Of Jesus, man. Maybe when the army's done with the avocados, they can come build some houses for. That is a really sick and twisted outlook. That is. But I mean, like, I remember I was driving by the fashion district and I took a wrong turn somewhere and it was skid row Yeah, that's good. Oh, yeah, yeah right there like fighting in the street and like Mm-hmm and I was just like oh, yeah, I'm not qualified to be it's pretty crazy

I it always cracked me up that there is a skid row sign. Yeah, I mean like the the city of LA designated that place, Kid Row. I wonder why the Instagrammers don't like go there and take like those Instagram pictures by that. Or you should trick them into doing that. Yeah, like, hey, this is a new Joker staircase. Yeah, fucking terrified of what goes on down there.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, go down there. You got to dodge like zombies pushing shopping carts in the street. You know, you're like, oh, come on. Just please keep going that direction. Don't decide to turn around. I'm trying to fucking get somewhere. Please don't look at me.

Please go faster than this. There's two lights now that I've been waiting on. You think if we had a hashtag sleep on the floor day, people would be more compassionate about the homeless Cash tag today today everyone sleep on the fucking floor like concrete in your bedroom No, just like fucking family families would use it for bonding time. Yeah, you don't think I'm on Loader like yeah, there's no homeless like there's no homeless anything they got a sleep on their Hot camp on the ground. Yeah, it's trying to keep their crappy tents from each other with shives, they fashioned out of their own shit. Yeah.

It's miserable. And then people are worried about hamsters, having a fun underwater submarine time. Well, it's just more of the same. It's just more of the same. Yeah, six, six. All right, Ari, thank you very much for reading the news. We're gonna do some voicemails, I think.

You wanna stick around for voicemails, okay. Well, and Riley, I think Riley's going to call in. I'll talk about a stereo after we do voice mail with the show because I don't think a lot of people care. Hey, everybody, this is a magnetic show. Patreon.com slash the Dix Show, Dix Show. Check out my garbage's t-shirt to celebrate garbage versus this is, what are we going to do?

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Control what's in our mind This stuff always makes me sit and contemplate my life. Yeah, you can do legal ecstasy to this song I'm sorry. Dream on ahead, dream on ahead So why is there a lot of time? It's a lot of time All right, all right, all right, thank you, thank think you think you might remember to look forward to the the mundane uh... christmas fat album that's what's called that's miss carols of course uh... probably beginning of the november

uh... okay here's some here's some voice mail hey dick shan dead hell i'll fucking rage so when you're driving, why are you, or what is the cop thinking just because they have a badge and they're driving a new car, they think that they have the authority to drive faster and more like an apple, don't get me wrong. If they were up to me, I'd be.

It's better that way. Yeah. Yeah. You know, old pickup truck down the side of a road just, but you know, very there. Make sure we don't do that, but they get to do it. And it's fucking bullshit. Yeah, get them away from me. Fine. Yeah. I know what he means. I don't care. You don't care that they drive like assholes. Not really. I'm going to time to do a citizen's arrest. Look on those guys. We're driving around. They just swerve around, they flick the lights on to go through a light.

Oh, you sons of bitches. Yeah, they do do that. Okay. You can fake them out. Take you on a home, makes me a fucking rage. English majors. Take your fucking stupid, worthless shitty degree and fuck off.

You are no better than anybody else. And I'm tired of seeing fucking poetry in work emails. Please, fuck off. And guys, you have an English major. Nobody cares. And you're worthless. Do you have an English major? Have your girlfriend call us up

and we'll set her straight. How he says it work. Yeah, it's turn the podcast up right at this point. Accidentally, pull out English majors. I thought he was gonna go, you know, English majors like, you know, grammar, Nazis or people like that. It's just people who have an English major.

Yeah, well, he's having poetry inflicted on him. Well, I guess your English major would probably benefit you if you just wanted to be a teacher, right? I mean, something like that. Yes, so why do you need that? Yeah, I do. I don't know, what do people do? They go right.

What do you just read books? That's being a English major. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know if I know any English majors. Okay, 50 grand to read a bunch of books. Good for you, idiot. Yeah, no. That's your decision in high school. I can't just go be an English major. No, I think it's a fall back. Like, you went a couple different routes in college,

parted everything where you're like, fuck it. Fuck it, I'm doing it. This will be the thing that saves me at least I can do that. I speak English, I can do it. Hopefully, or hey, I can. What a scam. You got to pay as much for an English major. I don't know, I don't know what most,

I'd be curious to find out what most English majors go on to do. Yeah. I feel like just like teach, right? That's the only thing you have. I would think. You have to get a degree for it, like if you want to teach, so maybe that's like, but you're retarded if you get one

and you don't go teach, because then it's like, you you're retarded if you get one and you don't go teach, because then it's like you just got a job you didn't need to do that for it. You can just look up YouTube. Oh, there you go. Hey, you know what really makes me a fucking rage? It's when you're fucking girlfriend, this year and right as you're fucking walking out the door

for a fucking appointment, they have to fucking go to, she just turns up and is like, hey, can you do this before me before you leave I assumed you were gonna fucking do it I didn't tell you about it I knew that you had a fucking appointment that you were going to meet someone is hearing his emotions you're leaving yeah I mean it's good for the voice for the fucking appointment now you got a fucking tape the fucking dog out even though I'm just gonna be fucking sitting here doing nothing for the next two dollars.

Could you take a dog out? You still have your shoes on. Yeah. God damn it. We need like a credit system for relationships. You can just credit, you know, put in your bank. It's a scale. Yeah.

Let's see who's taking the dog out more. What do you think about men sharing their emotions, Ori? I mean, I think that's, it's good. it's a scale. Let's see who's taking the dog out more. What do you think about men sharing their emotions, Ori? I mean, I think that's, it's good. It's a lot. Sometimes we don't get, we're not used to it. We're like, okay, your nose was having emotions. You shut the fuck up, like let me do that. Exactly, yeah.

That's actually, like, yeah. I said that in a way more ham-fisted way earlier. Because people are just like, oh, we don't want this, but that, yeah, it's not something that, like society is used to. I heard shit the fuck up. That was the three. But we would die, probably, like,

shrivel up if somebody said it to us, but it's like, we're allowed to have the machines. This is our card. Like, you'll have other things. Yeah. So, but there, you should be like the point system. You can like, exchange, like, turn it and say, hey, I'm caching in.

Remember, I took the dog out this many times. Exactly. Exactly. Well, let's not, blow-jumps, that's free. That should not put that on the table. Well, I'm just saying, after admitted, if you just, like, would that not be motivation for a guy though?

To do any, all of civilization is built for that. Yeah, but what if, what if like, the girl wasn't then just, that hey, I took the dog out to the main point to have these stacked up, you don't have a chip. Oh, you're playing a dangerous game of doing that. Islam would agree with you, I think. I think with an app that would be, whatever.

Gonna get a lot of emotional responses. Yeah. We're gonna get real emotional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's sharing their emotions. All the women saying men should be more emotional. Like, have they not gone out on a fourth date with a guy who hasn't been laid?

We have very emotional then. Everything. It's a double edged sword when you're talking that shit. It's a geno, it makes me a rage? Yeah. Ads in breaking news stories. I remember not too long ago there was a shooting in my area, so I clicked the link and I think I was on Facebook or something and I clicked the link to go to the live video for the news story to see where the shooting was, if it was near my house, or whatever, near my family.

And I get advertisements for ties to church. Yeah. When you get to blood out. Before I get to the news story, that's nothing for me. Sometimes you need the news right away. But oh, thanks for giving me an advertisement. Anyway, go fuck yourself. Yep.

I heard somewhere that when 9-11 happened, there we go. They ran ads for Rolex next to the news because people need to impulse buy more when a big tragedy happens. I'm sure that's been studied and it's probably right. Probably right, yeah. Even talking about 9-11 makes me want to get a Rolex tragedy happens. I'm sure that's been studied and it's probably right. Probably right, yeah. Even talking about 9-11 makes me want to get a Rolex.

Yeah. Yeah. Remember the airlines probably weren't running any ads. Yeah. Yeah, what were they? Right, they're like, no, we're just going to pretend we're not here right now. Here's one I've called Black Guys in Corn.

Let's see what that is. Wow. Hey, hey, kids, did your boy blue from Florida? I got a rage for you. It is black guys and corn, right? Okay. They talk too fucking much. I've never Do you oh porn? Oh not oh I It almost sounded like corn. Yeah, did you think this guy's black who's talking? No, I don't what about you are I Can't hear him What would what do you mean like I just's talking? No, I don't. What about you, Ari? I can't hear him. What do you mean?

I just heard him. Well, I know, but I forgot. He doesn't, it's awesome about, bad. He doesn't sound black, but you never know. Okay. I'm gonna go with he's black. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

We'll let me hear some more. Okay. Seeing a porn with a black guy who doesn't talk non-stop. All right, so check it out. As a black man, I'm looking for Ben Warren with a more immersive. You have a very long time. A lot of times.

And so I try to find every now and then, a good black guy, a plowing, whatever. Whatever. Every time it sucks me out, because these motherfuckers won't stop talking about how big their dick is. He is like like come on. Black guys in porn or in the morning. Women with big tits.

They just won't shut the fuck up and you have to listen to them because they have the most valuable thing on the market. Anyway, love the show. Peace out. That is, no, that speaks to me because when women have huge tits, they can't keep their hands off of them. You know, like strippers are porn too. They're always like doing these weird moves with them, picking up, mashing them around. I'm like, what are you fucking, stop.

Just stop, let them be for a second. What I'm just saying there. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But, yeah, I feel you in those situations, but sometimes I think it's comfortable. Like, it's like, like guys will go like this. It's just comfortable sometimes to just like,

like put your hands in your armpits or like, I'm sorry, that's how you're having sex with your hands. No, not when you have a sex, but I'm like, Molly of Shannon. Oh yeah. Like, yeah. No, okay, no. Just sitting around.

It's very sexy, man. I'm just saying in general, girls, you're just holding, but it girls, you're at work. You're at work? You're at work. Do the job. What I'm saying, porn is work. Oh, yeah. You're saying that it works.

You're always be doing stuff with their tits. Well, yeah, let the guy, then he can delegate some of the work to the guy. They're still there. Don't worry about it uh... okay here's another one and chan and but makes me a rage is work place

charity shake-ins and not that i get it every time i'm in the line at the grocery store especially this time here it's absolutely fucking terrible i don't know rather Oh, but now it'll work. My company matches dollar for dollar every bit. How am I going to give you charity? Now they're doing a charity drive. And I just got cornered my boss that's, hey man, you've got to give this charity even a dollar. Why? Because my boss is everybody under my boss.

Their numbers are down. We've only got two in the end out of all of this person's employees. Oh my gosh. So we've got to boost those numbers to make it work. Like take care. My boss is being more charitable. Ha ha, said hell no. Yeah.

You know it's okay. Tell about you put in a dollar and I will all match that dollar. No. No. How about I pay you back? I said no. Then let me tell you why. Because the next time I see you put in a dollar and I'll pay you back.

That was the bosses Like buying a mom a mother's day present you all you all buy still in business And the company says we can't afford to pay our employees more and then I see the headline that our company has given to this charity $1.75 million, I'm going to lose my shit. I do not want to hear about how the company can't afford to pay their own employees more but fuck it. They'll give to everybody else. That's why workplace charity shakedowns are a fucking sham because every time they mashed that money, it's money that you aren't getting.

Fuck everybody else. I'm off for me. Okay, next Tuesday. Yeah. Oh, God. How are there so many charities? You think that's weird? What, how many charities?

So many charities. Yeah. Asical animal stuff, AIDS stuff. Like, what, how are these? How are so many charities getting propped up? Like that was the one that spoke to you. Why are there building houses,

whatever Jimmy Carter's doing? Yeah, houses for the whatever, or I don't know, is that homeless? Is he doing something? Yeah, he builds houses and so. I can't believe that guy's still alive. It's incredible. He's either.

All right, let me see. I mean, he's like 90 something now, and then he had brain cancer a few years ago. Yeah. And he's like, oh, enough, fuck that. Build too many houses. I don't have time to die. Doesn't get tired of building houses. I don't think so. I think he genuinely loves it.

He likes attention. I don't even know. He might, you know what? He'll go down in history obviously as a poor president. Yeah. But he's probably a really fucking good human being. Well, yeah. All right.

He just seems like it. Like it's like, yeah, that's what I do. Do you know who Jimmy Carter is? All right, president. Yeah. You know, you're familiar with him? Yeah. Have we played the war game?

No. No. Oh, this is probably best if we don them. Yeah, have we played the war game? No, no, oh Best if we don't The war game is fun. The war get do you want to play do you want to play the war game? Yeah, it's not fun as Sean says It's no one's had fun. It's interesting. Okay. When do you think when did the revolutionary war happen? Oh lord? And it's not exact here Intelligent but this is gonna embarrass my family. Well, no, why are they historians? No. Numbers aren't important.

The English majors. Okay, revelers. That was never my strong point with that. Well, revel, revel, how often do you need this though? That's my point. We'll never need this shit. It's not a, it's just guys are obsessed about voice. The first time for this.

It's not a, it's not a commentary on your intelligence. No, it's a commentary of mine. For being so stupid as to ask you this question, when do you think the revolutionary war happened? Oh lord. No. You can think it out loud. You can walk yourself through it.

What are some associative terms that you have for the Revolutionary War? What comes to mind? Machine guns? No. No. Those are muskets. Those muskets, yeah. Mus guns, does that, no. No. Those are muskets. Those muskets, yeah. Muskets, yeah.

Muskets. Muskets and the collars. Collars? Yeah, that's a color. Haven't seen those in a long time. No, yeah. So the revolution where in my opinion was the longest time ago,

but it could have been more recent. 2000 years ago? No. No, no. Definitely not that, yes. Okay. Yeah, of course. I was just, I'm just like, no, definitely not that. Yes. Okay. Yeah, of course. I was just I'm just like say, get it. It's you. It's a long time ago. Long time ago, we'll put a long time. What about

the Civil War? Longer ago. Oh, yeah, longer before? No, before I long ago. I think I was getting those two confused. You get those two confused. Okay, Civil War, you remember? Yeah. It was a while. That was more, I think the Civil War was more muskets. That's what it was. That's true. That's true. Muskets, okay. When do you think that happened? What century? It comes to mind the Patriot that Mel Gibson movie. That was Revolutionary War. Just kidding. Great movie though. But it was a good movie. We should watch the page for you right now. What about World War 1?

I'm going to give you a pass on that. We'll give you a Mulligan on the first one, pass it. What about World War 1? Okay. I'm like... No, we're going to... I'm just too old to be like, I'm never back in NOM. Like that comes to mind, but I know it's not that.

It's like around there. You think it's around there. It, you think it's around there? It's like a kind of around there. When was okay? Or so then now? Well, let's go Vietnam. When did you think Vietnam was? Like the 40s?

50s. Do you remember what was happening in the 40s? 50s? That's the thing. Okay, we'll go to the phone. Well, it was in the same lifespan. Somebody could have been born and Born and died and, wow, this was like, even when I was actively passing tests in school,

I was not good at it. Okay, last question, World War Two. Yeah. That was, yeah, static brain. World War Two. Yeah, of course. Of course. Okay, the World War II would be more.

Vietnam, you said it was, the 1920s to the 1950s. Yeah. Okay, so much. So I started with like 40s to fit. Yeah, okay, so what was we're gonna go 40s? Okay, World War II. Do you remember what was happening there? Isn't that with the Hitler?

Yeah, okay, cool, thank God. I didn't write anything. Right, right, got that, so. But yeah. Atomic bomb. Yeah, with the Jews and the, I don't know. Well, yeah. Well, everybody. Oh, the I didn't write that. Right. Right. Got that. So yeah, atomic bomb. Yeah, with the Jews in it. All of that. Well, yeah, well everybody.

Oh, the Jews were in the atomic bomb. I swear, I know. I know. I know. I feel that the Jews are in it. Yeah, I filled it up with Jews and trapped it on us. That's terrible. That's so bad. But no, that, that's not the case.

This is pretty bad. This is worse than the Holocaust, I think. When do you think? What? See you. What do you think? What? What? She didn't have to. Okay, well, that one girl, that was the like, head people. Uh, Schindler.

Yes. No, no. You're thinking of Anne Fray and the family that hit her. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. She didn't hide people. Yeah. Okay. She hid. She didn't hide people. Yeah. Oh.

Meep Geese. Who was it that helped people? Harriet Tubman hid people. No, that was the other. Well, no, the Frank family hid with another family above their factory. And means the beans family. Meep Geese was a woman who gave them supplies and stuff.

That's a good one. Okay, we're all too, you got to guess on that one. You're out of pasture. Would you like me to say about it so much? What year would you? Oh, what year? What year? I'll take start or end.

19. Okay. Is that already bad? That's already bad. No, that's good. That's good. 19. Want to eat something? Is it already bad? That's already bad. No, it's good. No, it's good. 19, 20, something. 19, 20, well, I'll give you decades.

Okay. We'll do decades. Okay, do you want to change your answer for any of these? Yeah, Civil War was definitely not in the 20s. Okay, when do you think of that one? I don't think I ever said that was in the 20s. No, you did. Yeah, that would be really good.

We were just talking about muskets. What, like 18 or 17? Which one? I don't know which one. Go 18, that was your first answer. Okay, what about, what about, what about, what about, what? I feel like it was more further back though. 17?

Civil? Yeah. Do you want the answers? Sure. All right, Revolutionary War was 1776. Sounds about right. Does that number sound familiar? Yeah.

To you. That was my second guess. Oh, okay. Birth of the country. Okay. Yeah. Civil War 1865. About? It's one of the end of 1865.

Okay. 1860. See, I don't know, and we've been playing this game forever. World War I was 1914, 1918. World War II was like 19 of... 39. 39. 49. 45. Vietnam was in the 70s. Oh, really? 14, 1918, World War II, like 19 of 39, 39, 45.

Vietnam was in the 70s. In late 60s, it's 60s or really 70s. But some people have said the 90s. Oh yeah, so yeah, so you better than them. Wow, then okay. All right, everybody. I guess I should talk about hysteria. So I did lose my mind on Twitter over the weekend.

I'm in a much better mood now. This is what started it. And I'm sure I'm in the wrong. But I just flipped out. I couldn't take it anymore. Somebody posted a comment on, on Reddit saying, a serious is borderline, Maddox retarded. He willingly 86 his closest friends over politics, but he has a huge problem. You know what, you know what, you're right, came up,

is because a serious wouldn't say bitch. He said the B word. Yeah. So we're making fun of them. Right. You know, you were, or everyone, everybody. I think it was a bit or something. I mean, I, I don't know, whatever. It was fun of it. He won't say bitch, but he will I think it was a bit or something. I mean, I don't know. It's whatever. It was a bit fun of it. He won't say bitch, but he will open. Here was this is, and this is what got me. He won't say bitch, but he will openly spill all of Dick's personal shit to a room of strangers at his meetups.

He thrives on attention and will do anything to get it, even if it means throwing his only allies under the bus. So I said, what does that, what do you mean? What does that fucking mean? I think I was annoyed at, well, I'm always annoyed at the pylons of her, but this is the, let me see if I've got the email that he sent. He verified it.

I asked him to send me an email about it. Cause it's fucking annoying. I was, hey, Dick, yeah, we're smoking. Started off about being mad about the lawsuit and how rich you are, and it would be great if you funded the counter suit, blah, blah, blah, which I don't care about. And then he got into, I'll just say he got into our love life.

He started discussing our sex life. You know, and he was very specific about it. This guy was very specific about it. I thought, well, what the fuck is, I mean, that's just, no good comes from that. I don't think, I mean, I expect it from, it's a foreign concept to me. It's like, why would I, why would,

I don't even really like to think about that. Yeah. I wonder what they're doing, or would I, I don't even really like think about that. Yeah. I wonder what they're doing or I wonder, I mean, I expect it from people, random people, listeners, but I don't expect it from a guy who stays in my fucking house, right? All right, so I posted this, like I started posting, hey, is anybody else heard anything like this?

Is there anything I should know about that's being said? Because I'm seeing a lot of weird shit online recently. What's going on? First, first two hits, bam. Yeah, implying shit about your sex life, implying shit about your sex life. So I said, well, what the hell has to be done to stop this? Right? Well, what the hell has to do, but what the hell has to be done to stop this, right? Like this is, this has been years of me just running interference

on people talking shit about 80s girl, everything. Oh yeah, even even Maddox recently. Sure, sure. What is the, did you send me that one? This was, this was Maddox's response to slime time, by the way. Let me see if I can find it. That guy who had the child friend. Oh.

He's, his landlord's selling his hat. We used to work with him and he went insane because I started dating her. They dated previously like five years. Several years. Oh, now it's been like eight years. Oh, no, no, no, I'm talking about before you guys got together. Yeah, so it had been years. Several years. Oh, now it's been like eight years. Oh, no, no, no, I'm talking about before you guys got together.

Yeah, so it had been years. He found out he started dating and he lost his fucking mind. Here was his response. I mean, he shouldn't have had that bed spread. That's probably why he lost it. He didn't have it then. Oh, no. He should have.

That's a such a mind loss. I actually mind lost. I gave him a lot of advice to keep that relationship going and he didn't do a single one of them. Yeah. So you're all our friends, kind of. And okay, and then later it already do it with a laugh and then.

Oh, they have been done forever. Oh, she did. She did. The first time I met 80s girl, she was with Maddox. Yeah, like 2010 or something, 2012, something like that. So Maddox posts lots of people, here's the funny thing. He posted this to his main page. And then I think he chickened out and realized

how creepy and gross of a thing to say it was. So he retrained, he deleted it for him to realize that. Yeah. Lots of people in Docs, Herrera's, Neckbeard Academy saying no girl would ever sleep here. That's what he said. And so he said, I thought, oh, I mean, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. friend, Dick's current girlfriend when she was 25.

That's what he said. And so he said, oh, I mean, if you didn't ruin your entire career over losing her, who's obsessed? Yeah, I mean, we have a love letter to her written on a legal pad. Right. We've with, like just crossed out, you know, as this is the, this is the We have a love letter to her written on a legal pad. Right. With, like, just crossed out, you know, as, this is the, this is the burn. Like, if we didn't, if we didn't have a half a billion dollar lawsuit to look at,

as evidence of how massively wounded you are, to be throwing around jokes like this, when I said, okay, whatever, gross, gross fucking joke, but that's the kind of shit I expect. Anyway back to the Astero's thing. I get that first couple hits. Oh yeah, implications about your love life. Incubation. Yeah, fuck man. All right. So I posted something else and Astero's hit me up on tax which I posted. I did probably lay into him too hard, get AIDS, might have been thrown around, suck my cock, my mind thrown around.

Yeah, I mean, you know, things you say in the heat of the moment. But it just struck me so suddenly that a guy who is so aggressive about how he's represented, like the same guy who, the same guy who tells me, who asked me not to mention that he's not calling in the show anymore, because he doesn't want people to get the wrong idea that he's not calling in anymore. The same guy who throws a fit about his, who he, he brought his ex-wife into the show and then his upset that she's incorporated into comedy material. Yeah.

Like the same guy who the last thing I ever heard from Osterios, I mean, after the after the why he's not calling anymore in anymore, which was just which was just a litany of reasons why everyone was like, yeah, I mean, okay, okay, you don't want to do it. I don't buy any of it. The same guy who says sends me the text of he wants to be friends, but when I put him on blast for saying that Munky Jones is all right, it really hurts his feelings.

Like, all right, man, like I don't know why, but the for some reason, the position of being in that spot again and getting more texts about how sorry he is or whatever, how this is like, why did, why was it a topic at all? Like it doesn't fucking matter. Whatever you say to go A or B or whatever and test and fucking try to test me through this.

Like I have, I, I just react very strongly when I think I'm getting conned. And that's how I feel with every text you fucking tell me. Because you won't say anything in public. Everything is other people telling me shit that you said. I can imagine, this is just my own. I use very specific, it's like they have the same story. He's like, oh, I don't think he was malicious about. Well, neither do I, but why the fuck is it coming up?

I can, I can, it just bad judgment. Yeah. Like I can see him holding court with a, yeah. Get together whatever and going off and then blah, blah, blah, blah. And then you know, it's like, well, that's really none of my business. Yeah, it was the same thing with that stripper threesome shit. When we went to the strip club in the stereos and concocted this big story about how I turned down a three summer or something. I was thinking, you know, it's not just me that you're talking about when you say shit like that.

You're talking about people who cannot, who cannot respond to it. Yeah. So I totally spurged out. At the end of spaghetti week, I became the spaghetti. But God damn it, it really fucking annoyed me. I don't know if anybody. Yeah, and that's my, that's my,

that's my summary of it. Does anybody have any questions? I mean, yeah, everything, I agree with what you're saying, hazen crews. But at this point, it's all conjecture. and people will say ask, like, why would you just say, why would you just go and put public and not ask a stereo? It's because I know I have seen him lie about things. I don't, I don't trust his response to anything.

I think I'm getting tested and manipulated all the time. I've seen him outright lie about things on the show. I've been tested and manipulated all the time. I've seen him outright lie about things. On the show, I've seen it. So, I mean, once you don't trust what someone's saying, what the hell's the point? Because he's already talking about him. Yeah. No, no, I'm not gonna be more specific.

That's because, that's my point. Yeah, that's my fucking point. And he knew that. Not everything. Not everything is everyone's business, which I, yeah, which I understand will upset people because, well, you know what? Yeah, too fucking bad. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, he see there he is again, and that was so what gots that I spill. Like, yeah, I mean, man, take it up with the guy who left the comment, I don't

know what to tell you. The point is not, the point is that not to have fucking talked about it, you asshole, and I'll trust you to bring you on because you're gonna play that innocent routine. Oh, just tell me, just tell me. Is that really him? Yeah, that's him. It's the one fucking thing that'll get him to show up, right? Yeah.

Like so now, so now the show, now it's not too toxic to be on the show that now that I'm talking shit, right? Anyway, all right, everybody. And then people send me, no, man, I'm not texting you back. Fuck off. Okay. I'll see you guys. Let's go make some spaghetti.

Yeah, I feel it. I feel a need of spaghetti. I don't know. I probably overreacted. What do you think? A good answer. Good day. It was over the line.

Yeah, I mean, well, yes. I'm probably. I need a committee. Yeah, it was yes, probably. I'm a committee. Yeah, it was more, yeah. The committee is fixable. Okay, right. The spur, HPV. HPV.

HPV. Yeah, you kind of blast it out, Joe. Oh, they don't have that. No, they take care of it, but they don't show any symptoms. Yeah, but that's the thing, but that's also, I think, kind of curable or like better maybe her piece Oh, herpes I wouldn't wish on anyone. It's as is fixable. I saw Pete But I'm talking about how it's not even the crime does not say you have AIDS anymore

About that. Oh, what do you think Sean? What about criminality and AIDS sure yeah? It seemed like you well, it seemed like you just blasted out. Like it's not, it seemed like the most reactionary I've seen you online. Usually it's a, usually there's like a cutting, some thought put into it. There was no thought.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not doing this. I'm not pretending, I'm not pretending, like we're talking about this. We're fucking not. Like I'm not gonna negotiate with you about this. Yeah, overreacted, but it was funny. Well, whatever. No, that happens.

Sometimes something can be both. Yeah, I can. It's funnier when you don't do it. When you're not the one overreacting. When you're not the one overreacting. Sometimes you are. Yeah, yeah. All right, goodbye.

See ya. when you're not the one overreacting. Sometimes you are. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Goodbye. See ya.