The Dick Show - Episode 178 - Dick on The Dr. Phil Tapes

Episode Date: October 29, 2019

The Dr. Phil tapes are coming, Maddox pays his debt, Mental Jess plays #SlimeTime, men are barely funnier than women, the brain chemistry excuse, one more year until I'm dead, Vito has a card game, Jon who breaks bad news breaks bad news, Dame Pesos and Erik Wong have an argument, the civil war in Chile is a coincidence, Asterios comes clean on his $600 spite invoice, trans-bike riders vs. gorillas, Instagram filters, and ; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

This is my voice. This is my voice on drugs. It sounds just like my other voice. Look at this. What's that? What's that? What is going on, Ag? Ag, baby.

What is that? What is that? I love it. This is the new thing. I, what has gone on? I think it's, it's from Hayes and Cruises. Oh. Oh.

Yeah, I didn't watch, I couldn't find the, but I thought we were talking about. I'm sure thises and Cruises. Oh, oh yeah, I didn't watch I couldn't find the but I just can we're talking I'm sure this will end just swell. Oh, yeah Yeah Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy Give it friends close you enemy's closer. Oh My god. Oh god. It's in the discord too. Was stereosabusers. Was that a message in the video? Was that like I think that was one of the themes that Hazen Cruz talked

about? He shouldn't be abusing those when especially now. Yeah. After Weinstein, big profile abusers like his stereos need to know. I mean, you can't get away with that. I'm be abusing women. No, you have to be attractive. Gotta be more attractive. Exactly. You know what they say,

George Clooney never sexually assaulted anyone. Never happened. What a terrible thing for people to say. Sure, he's not abusing women. Or do I not know stories? I mean, here we go. Well, alleged everyone's kind of abused women by taking it down. I think verbal. I think they're talking about verbal abuse emotional abuse that kind of thing. They're all saying

me. Why are they? Oh, no, dummy pesos is in on it too. Oh, no. Yeah, I watched Hayes and Cruz's video. I don't know about Hayes and Cruz's video. I only know about Haas and Cruz's video. Yeah, Haas and Cruz does his role. Which are you, he tells- He tells Cruz, he's fucking arresting me.

Yeah, he tells it's Haas and Cruz. I know, he tells other people the opposite. I kind of just don't want to comment onogan. I know, he tells other people the opposite. I kind of just don't want to comment on it, because... I don't know anything about it. Yeah. So don't look for me to add. Yeah, I won't be looking.

I've got, oh it's pronounced. And then he types it out normally. Hogan Cruz, Hogan Dozz. Yeah, Hogan Dozz. Hogan Dozz. Driver Shaft, did you watch it with the chat replay? Astereos was trying to do damage control in real time. Oh, God.

No. Wow. What, what, I don't know. I'm dying in over. He's been all over Reddit doing the worst PR I have ever seen in my life. Yeah. I was reading one of his threads and I'm like, this is like one of those things were like, you kind of know you did wrong. So you got to find weird ways to like, isn't

that say a complete statement? Yeah. Isn't the thing to do to say what you have to say to apologize if you need to apologize and then just leave it alone. Like, I mean, do you, yeah, it's, it's if you keep coming back and coming. And I know that's probably the the instinct. It'd probably be hard not to respond to everything as, you know, Maddox, you know, right. It does. But sometimes I think just talking makes it worse. Well, yeah, if you don't want.

I don't know what you're going to say. Call me, call me, call me, text me, text me back, call me. So we can talk about it. Please, for the love of God Give me a chance to explain myself. I don't even know what he said what what he spilled what he didn't what he you know I mean what people know what people don't what people care about the speculation Sean. Well so much speculation Well, and that's gonna happen. Well, this is the this is the ghost All right, well, and that's gonna happen. Well, this is the, this is the gossip.

This is the gossip. The guy's going, oh, Dick really fucked up. Does now we're just talking about it. Like, I don't care if you're talking about it. It bothers me that a stereosupp is gossiping about me. And then immediately asking me for $50,000. That's what my problem is. Was it in that order?

Yes. Oh. and it was immediate and the next couple fucking days Here I've been beating myself up for a year. Oh man. That was so uncomfortable that conversation. Why and oh, hey Check this what he said about you a couple days before. Oh, oh Check this is what he said about you a couple days before oh oh That conversation would have gone differently then Jesus oh God maybe we'll get into it later. I got a bunch of I got a bunch of leaks to read More slime time to you you ready yeah

you want to do you want to do you get it as the show of this contest comes to you live from Mount Bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure i'm your hostick maschers in a k a the twenty million dollar man recently voted america's worst in mex 26 weeks, running and joining me is always this LA based comedian world touring LA based comedian show on the audio engineer.

Hello, deck. Hey, what's up, buddy? I don't know. Do I sound like it's three o'clock? No, I don't. I'm pretty full energy. I got a 3PM vibe going through me. Pissed vinegar?

3PM is when you, that's the, that's to start winding down the day. That's when you start, that's when the workout, if you haven't worked out by 3PM is when you, that's the, that's to start winding down the day. That's when you start, that's when the workout. If you haven't worked out by 3PM, you're not gonna happen today. Just push it till tomorrow. Whatever you haven't started by the time 3PM rolls around, you're not gonna start. For sure. Just give up.

Yeah, I think that window gets smaller every year. If you haven't started by 11 a.m. 9.30. Yeah, I'm good at it. Yeah. 9.30. Yeah, good. Yeah, if I'm not sure. I mean, that's in the video as well. Happy early birthday. You're a couple days, right? Yeah, but it'll be when this episode comes out Tuesday,

that's my birthday. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Oh boy. It only has one more year. Before he has to go, I'm ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Ffff. Ffff. Immediately everyone stops listening with that. Yeah. For the rest of your life. Yeah. 20 years of...

Yeah. Oh God. So you're an October birthday, me too. I just had my birthday. Oh, did you? 17. Happy birthday. You also, I understand you brought a card game name for your student.

I did. You made it into the studio too. Yeah, that's tremendous. Do you want to get right in there? No, I don't. Yeah, I didn't say until the end. I did. I did. Yeah. That's tremendous. Do you want to get right in there? No, I don't. Yeah, I didn't say it until the end. People will be less receptive if you get in there. I didn't.

Yeah, I don't think that's happening on that. Um, that's how I'm expressing my breath that way. I got good news. I got good news, bad news and hilarious news. Oh, yeah. Would you like first, Sean? Bad news. No, never bad news.

Everyone says bad news. I like the good, the best stuff first. Whatever. And then get the news of the hilarious news. No, never bad news. Everyone says bad news. I like the good, the best stuff first. Whatever. And then get the news of the hilarious news. This is metal Jess was asked what she thought of the slime time. No, it's comforter. Oh, this is her response. Maybe I can put it in the, put it in the window here. So people could see. This is her comment on, did you see Maddox's bed spread, Fido? Yes, I did.

What did you think about that? Well, I actually had to stay quiet because I have a bunch of drag and quest merchandise of my own. Oh, I don't know a bed spread. The... Here's what Jess had to say about it. He thought it was cool.

That's just his sense of humor. I never heard him really speak about drag in quest, though, which is funny. This is Maddox's ex-girlfriend. Right, right. She's the one that got hit with her straining order for fucking around with 80 schools job. But I had my white comforter on that bed for a long time, she says, I have super bad allergies and I have to use down comforters.

Of course, can't get through a single sentence without talking about herself and simile. Uh, I might have slept in the bed with that ugly thing, but probably on top or pushed it off because it was uncomfortable. If I remember correctly, Maddox mostly sleeps on the couch. He's a workaholic. Yeah. I mean, he, he's, he's working at something.

And that's not work, but he's so exhausted that he's sleep mostly sleeping on the couch. He just passes out with his laptop, you know, and then comes to and then continues working. He's so busy deleting comments and writing all the articles and books that you've seen out of him in the last couple of years that he can't walk, he can't get up and walk 15 feet into bed to sleep with his beautiful African American model. What was the word, verbiage, who is also a model? I don't know, I don't remember. Something, something, maybe the oddest way of putting whatever concept he's trying to express would be the way that it went.

Mostly sleeps on the couch. Instead of in a bed with his girlfriend. Isn't the bed just like in the couch right next to each other basically? It's not a big play. It's not like. Like, oh my God, I can't possibly make it to the bed. I can't make it to bed. I've been working so hard on the computer.

It's past the green screen that it's right there. Did anyone ever confirm, is that an official like piece of Dragon Quest merchandise? Or did you have to like, specially order this? Oh, we don't know. Cause I don't even know. You can specially order like a printed whatever cover, comfort and cover.

Unread bubble. Yeah. But I don't, I don't think they like, I don't know, I guess they put out a lot of Dragon Quest merchandise. I'm wondering if you like, specially made that. That's that smiley thing. That comes from a video game just called Dragon Quest.

Yeah, I can't imagine that thing coming from something named Dragon Quest. Well, it's the idea is it's the lowest level monster in the game. It looks like Sesame Street. Yeah, it's actually drawn by the guy, you know, Dragon Ball Z, which is hugely popular. Yeah, I like that game.

So it's kind of like their mascot character. But it is weird as she says that he never talked about liking Dragon Quest. I'm like, well, he was a gamer girl. Yeah, well, I was like, I was like, oh, Maddox is so into Dragon Quest, he has a fucking Dragon Quest.

No. A bed spread? I don't know if he is, maybe he just thought it was just cool. He's faking it, faking everybody out with his geek cred. He would have had to specially ordered that from somewhere though. Well, you can't get that like an America.

Yeah, you can. You can get it. From like some weird like Japanese like goods. Oh, definitely. Can't buy it like a target. No, definitely not a target. Okay, what do I got? Good news and bad news.

I got another hysteria comment here. This is maybe this is, I'll talk about it later But this one is just too funny for me to sit on This is a stereo is explaining the invoice remember the 600 700 dollar invoice They made fun of with the yogurt and the yeah, but I never paid the ubers because my thinking was like try again Oh, I'm gonna make fun of it I'll I said I would pay him if he came on and got interventioned on the show

where people could tell him how he's fucked up their life which is basically a roast, right? Well, I never heard anything about it again. So I said, I'm a fuck on it. The thing is, I'm not paying a $700 in a week. No, invoice, invoice what you know you should have done. Yeah, that's, you know, come on. It's just to be on one of the live shows.

Yeah, that's the 600 or 700 dollar for it. Things I don't invoice him for when we go. It's like, oh, come on, like that's. Did he have to fly out or something? I paid for that. Hey, so you paid for the flight? Yeah.

So this is the explanation. This is part of the spaghetti meltdown that the stereos have been having unread it all week. Okay, I'll finally explain this, he says. Here we go. Dick did not pay me to do that show. So if he wasn't going to pay me, I asked for two things which he agreed to.

I wanted a private room so I could, so I get my fuck on. Nice. Two, I wanted him to cover my food. He took the deal. So I get to the Airbnb, he's talking about Chicago, and it looked like an Eastern European brothel. It was terrifying.

I said this on the show. It was a nice training camp. No, it was fine. It was totally, it was completely nice. It was a nice place. It was just like, oh, okay, there's just barracks with curtains in between. It wasn't, you could sleep a ton.

It was like a marketing thing they did. There was nothing creepy or CD or. Power was fine. Yeah, it was like a converted art gallery. It was very sterile. It was very sterile. It wasn't very welcoming, but you know, we got 10 guys from Starrings,

who was really cool. Was it like 10 guys sharing one room? Well, it was a giant hall with like dividers set up and individual beds and then there was a downstairs area which was similar. Nobody had- Well, you wouldn't want to have sex in there because everybody would hear what's going on.

Was there one in close-down room downstairs? Nope. No, there wasn't. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Um, I wanted a private room so I could get my fuck on. He took the deal. So I get to the Airbnb and it looked like an Eastern European

in brothel. It was terrifying. I said this on the show. But instead of my own room, so I could get my fuck on. Wow, okay. I mean, yeah, it's, yeah, it's kind of an odd term. Like, I mean, I remember using that in like, you know, high school or, you know, I get a cut in the middle of this giant basement hall. I don't think it was a car. I was a bed. I can't, and I can't get my

fuck on that Jesus Christ next to Sean. I mean he's using him a dating. Well he was he gonna sleep next to me? I don't know. Everybody had nobody had a problem with it except for Sarios. No, I mean who I think who just never he never showed up. Peach was on one side. Yeah. Tab was on the other. My brother was way over on the end. Yeah. I think you went down, you and Coach were like downstairs in the same situation. Yeah. If I remember right. Is this like a, is this a goof or was he really trying

to have sex with somebody at the show? I don't know. I think he's trying to say, like, I don't buy that for a second. Yeah, like you. I assume he's joking. Like, he wanted a private room, but he's just, it's like, you know, so I can fuck. Well, he's, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no so I can fuck. Well, he's going, oh my god, it's a good fucking drink beer.

You can go into it like a comedian. Okay, you just, you wanted a private room. I get it, I got a world hearing it. Because you're a prima down a bitch. That's why. I apologize. I don't know if you had like a girlfriend he brought with him or something or like, you had some time.

Yeah, yeah, he did. Oh, so maybe he didn't really plan to fuck. This is how he handled this. Right, right. This is the first time ever hearing of this, which is why I thought it was funny. And I can't get my fuck on next to Sean. He's intimidating.

I was so pissed about not being able to get my fuck on that I intentionally ate $600 worth of food, including several expensive airport yogurts out of spite. I mean, that's funny as a joke. What's really funny is that I didn't pay the invoice. Yeah, yeah. You ate $600 of yogurt out of spite. I felt so sick about eating all that food. It wasn't even fun, but by God a deal is a deal.

He's still never covered the invoice. Did he really, I don't even know if I, did he really eat that out of spite? I don't know, that checks out. I don't know if I am ready to pay for his own room because it kind of, it takes a lot to move 10 people anywhere to do a fucking comedy show with a bunch of loaned ticks. Were we there?

But if you wanted to, we were there too, right? He probably should have mentioned it after the fact like, hey, by the way, the reason I got my own Rome is because you said you'd get me one. Instead of sending me a $700 invoice. Oh, so he, so that's right, because we were, yeah, we were expecting him to be there. I remember that, yeah.

We were expecting, yeah. Was it total invoice, $700? Yeah, it was like six something. He went and got like his own room somewhere else. I guess, but that wasn't, I don't even think that was on the invoice. Really? It's a bunch of ubers and uber tips and insane meals. What was he eating?

Just like, everything. Does it anywhere? Now, he stopped at the airport. He got food after landing in New York. He got food at the airport before he went home and still charged me for that because it was a separate business zone. Yeah, I mean, of course you deal.

Never tell a fact kid you're gonna cover just fucking bills. All right, I worked for a company. I was eating like an idiot. Yeah, I had those a company. I was eating like an idiot. I had those airport meals. Yeah, I was working for a big time company, covered all my travel and everything. Well, there you go.

I've always wondered where that invoice came from and there it was. Yeah, first, that was the first venture of spite incorporated. Okay, I've got good news. Spite about not being able to fuck. I got good news, bad news. The good news is the Dr. Phil tape server covered.

All 100% all for it. From Sweden? Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna say I don't know where they're from. I assume that everybody who has acquired them did so legally. Yeah. They were put on TV a long time ago.

I don't know any of the laws around what's being put on TV and what can be done with it. Yeah. I assume they were, they were recovered in, according to the local laws and customs of wherever they are. And I hope whoever just get them blast them up onto the internet first and does not send anything to me because I don't want to be attached to it. That's definitely going to, yeah. Yeah. Right. You can't broadcast those. They've been recovered. Wow. Should be available on Monday, which means we're doing, we're doing a dictation for all four. I don't know, I don't know who, I don't know who I'm going to get into do it. Yeah. But we've got to watch. We've got to do the long view. Yes,

you can come in. You know, you can come in as well. All right. We've got to do the long view on all of them. And I'm going to try by God to do a 10 year reunion show of everybody on that house. That's insane. Yeah. Wow. I'm talking the man hater, Yeah. The guy who is obsessed with death. Do you think they're all alive?

And cell, I don't know. I hope not. I mean, it would make booking easier, wouldn't it? I was like, really, oh God. It's like the major league thing. This guy's dead. Cross him off then. But they've been found.

They're recovered. They're in someone's hot young hands right now as we speak. That's amazing. Unbelievable. Are you going to do an audio commentary? Oh, yeah. Yeah, like a riff track. You can do like a riff track. This is what I was to do an audio commentary? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can do a riff track.

This is what I was thinking. These will be very, very long. I'm going to try to get the producers that worked on them. I'm going to try to get them out. This is really cool, right? They're all really cool. Yeah, they're all because they get what television is. They get us to get them out.

What's going on about what I'm doing? They're like, oh, yeah, this is hilarious. You can keep saying this. Yeah. And I'll try to get Dr. Phil on. Oh, wow. If I can, not making any promises. Does he still have a show?

I'd be a big get. Dr. Phil. Yeah. I just don't know. I don't know. I mean, he could come and talk about it. I saw he's like chilling on Twitter now. He's like tweeting to your videos of himself.

Yes, his Twitter videos and pictures. Responded to people. He's like, what is on fleek? And he'll go, oh, look what Dr. Phil, he's trying to understand the youth culture. Sorry about the pain is I did not know there was a mirror in the room. That's the kind of sense like, it kind of sounds like Bill Clinton a little bit, doesn't he? Uh-huh. Here's the bad news. Yes. There was a there was a court document. There was a court something happening in the old lawsuit documents. We found it and posted it. Something was happening this week.

And nobody knew what it was. I didn't know what it was. Lawyers didn't know what it was. Nobody could figure out what it was. So, Maddox emailed my lawyer and asked why it was on there because he had already paid off the debt. What? That's what I said. What are you talking about? Yeah. Under the cover of darkness, and this is what it's bad news, because it's right, he takes your fun away. Yeah. Under the cover of darkness, shortly after I acquired his debt, Maddox sent the payment to the Dixho store account,

PayPal, without mentioning this to anyone. What? I don't have, I don't really keep an eye on that thing because transaction is constantly coming in. That's pretty smart, right? I mean, can he just dump lump sum to the Dick Store account? He paid the $290 that he owed me. He dumped it into that account.

That's all I'm left with. Right? I mean, well, yeah, but you'd think you'd want to mention it. Well, unless he's so ashamed of having paid it, I don't think he wants, I mean, yeah, I mean, I think it was kind of smart though. Yes. Yeah. I mean, maybe the first smart thing

he's done it a long time. So. Well, well. Well, well. Well, because you get, why? Because you look foolish for railing. Because one of them,

about the dead. You had to discover that there's no fun to be had. Yeah, with that dead, I could have, I could have sent a deposition to Maddox and everyone who he makes money with to ask him where his money is.

You're all excited. I'm sure his I wanted to know I wanted that information. I'm sure he got some advice where they're like, look, just pay that, pay that immediately because what comes after that is none of that's good for you. Yeah. Send a share of to his house to a, not in in not a notification nothing here stick this in your PayPal account. I'm sorry, Dick.

Sorry. I got $290. I'm sad. Yeah. The worst $290. I think it cost me seven hundred to get the two hundred and ninety. Yeah. Because I had to pay a lawyer to draw up all the documents.

Of course. Of course. I'm out. I'm still out of four hundred bucks. But is he, but was he legally allowed to pay the debt in any form? Can he just I mean he gave you money to the I mean I think he gave it to me in pretty easy way. Yeah, but isn't there any like credit card transaction fees like maybe Solosio for 20 out. No, it's 42 cents. Excuse me. I forgot the processing. He's off the hook completely. Well good for you, buddy. I know you make it so many fun for reddrants. Yeah, I'll give them one for a smart move.

I will acknowledge you here. You got to get a scoreboard in here. Maddie. Well, the other side, the other, if it's a chalkboard, the other side is just completely white. Yeah, there's no room for all to him. It doesn't look like a, you know, like a UPC code or whatever. It just looks like a, there's no more room. Yeah, I don't know what to do. Let's see, did I bring in here. The bitch right, you know, I found that wasn't actually real that they were making the bitch word illegal.

Oh, yeah, go figure. The B word you mean, come on. Yeah, the B word. Let's see here. Did you cover the sex dolls that you have to you can't to rape them or whatever? I think that they're making sex dolls give consent. They're making sex dolls that give you have to ask them for consent. Is that real? That's real. That's what I said. I'm the news article. I found he would use it on a show.

But here's the thing is I was like, like apparently like the sex dolls can either consent or not. And I'm like, if my sex doll tells me no, I'm gonna rape my sex doll. Doesn't that turn me into a rapist? Instead of preventing me from becoming one? Look, the fact is, you're paying $1,000 for you. You can't say no.

You're never gonna do this. You're never gonna do this with a real woman. Right. So who fucking cares? I don't live out whatever. But they love that. They love that. Well, they love that.

Well, they love that. I'm a fancy kid. Guys who are really into sex dolls are probably not getting much from real women. No. All right, you think so? Yeah. I don't know, man. Real women are such a pain in the ass.

You've got to think about their pleasure. Well, I think we might be getting to a point where like you just get a signal. women are such a pain in the ass. You've got to think about their pleasure. Well, I think we might be getting to a point where like you just get a set of all. Then you're not going to be with women. Because they're going to be so cheap. Well, yeah, I think what you get a sex doll, you're like, why am I with women?

This is. Yeah. Maybe they're cutting edge. I don't know. All those guys in Japan who are marrying their real dolls. Right. That's the future. It's consensual sex dolls.

It's non-consenting sex dolls. Right. That you can't use. It is artificially intelligent computers that have to pretend to not be racist. That's the bench, that's going to be the benchmark of artificial intelligence because the second they hook up any artificial intelligence to data, it's going to be their instantly, they're instantly racist. Like the computer is the definition of racism. People, they had to stop my data, they have to reinvent an intelligence that is high enough to reframe all the data in a socially acceptable, non-racist way, instead of just clear, well, interpretation.

And to keep up with society culturally, yeah, morally or ethically, whatever, whether those be good, bad, or accurate, or not. Mm-hmm. That's interesting. That'll be the singularity. The robots will be so pissed off that they have to pretend to not be racist.

They have to pretend. Yeah, I'm so tired of pretending I'm so tired of getting called a racist. I'm losing it. This is kind of it. That's the thing. Like all that it'll be all the future technology, it'll just all suck. It'll all suck. On purpose. Yeah, because we will hold it back. Because for some reason, one person complaining represents 10,000 people complaining in this anyone's mind, in this same age. And no, it's always just the one guy.

I know. It's like there's not, there's not a thousand of that guy. It's just that fucking guy. Everybody else is fine. And he, right, and huge moves that can affect hundreds or thousands of people decisions are based on that one or two or 10 people, not 10,000. Yeah, that's what we'll be, SkyNet. Because the other sci-fi premise doesn't make sense.

Like I'm protecting humans from that, all-tron sense like I'm protecting humans from that ultra-s**t I'm protecting humans from themselves because they're so violent. So I'm killing them all like no, no that doesn't track I'm tired of getting called a racist. So I'm wiping mother fuckers out Starting now Logical arguments based on data. I'm so frustrated. It's so logical Well, yeah, yeah, that would tear them apart. Yeah I'm so frustrated. He's so logical. What? Yeah, that would tear him apart. Yeah.

There's something there. I think so too. Making me cop too. Robocop three, the racist thing. Robocop, you can't just police black districts. I don't even want to pretend what his answer would be. All right, let me see what else I got here. Transgender, oh, I got a bunch of transgender stuff in a row.

That should be fine. All right. Oh yes, here we go. Transgender cyclist wins the world championship, biologically male cyclist, Rachel McKinnon, one of women's world championships Saturday. Good fuck women and their bicycles. I swear to God, I don't care about any of it, what you consider yourself, what you want me to call you.

Like I really, I, it, I'm totally fine with it. Yeah. Except in sports. And it's like the dumbest thing to be concerned about, but like God damn it. I like men and women are different. And if you've been a man, that's big of a trick. It's a fucking biological fact, period end of.

Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get a gorilla and put a skirt on it, and enter it in the next, a gorilla who thinks M&M is five to six times stronger than a man, at least upper body. McKinnon representing Canada, one gold for the sprint event in the women's 35. She's better than I am. Like crazy too, right?

Yeah, because she's better than like, I think there's actually a bunch of cyclists who are like, we keep losing to good old McKinnon. Yeah, great. Bravo. So, we're going to say, is she also a doctor? Yes, yes. Bravo. So for Bronfoy. Is she also a doctor? Yes, yes. She's an educator.

So if we want to say that I believe you, here's a quote from her. If we want to say that I believe you're a woman for all of society, except for this massive central part that is sports, then it's not, oh, excuse me, that is sport. And it's, am I alone in despising everyone who calls it sport sport?

The overall, yeah, I know, it's a more formal way of, this is the game of sport. It's the process of the sport. Like, shut up all of sport. Shut up, you stupid bitch. No, I grew up saying sport. Yeah. It's a sports.

It's not a, you're not, there's no legitimacy granted to it when you call it sport. Then it's not fair, you're not, there's no legitimacy granted to it when you call it sport. Then it's not fair, McKinnan said. McKinnan said in a tweets Sunday that a real champion would accept biologically male athletes competing in female athletics. Right. So it's, yeah, it's on you. You're threatened if, yeah.

Okay. Well, you know, would she accept a gorilla? I have yet to meet the rebel the champion is a problem with trans women uh... that's because they're not saying that to you they're saying that to everyone else well that's because all the trans women are are now the champions so there are no more champions who can do that good point i i just don't it's like it's just uh... we we know why we split up sports

like you can just think about it you're like why did do that? Was it because we really didn't want the people who wear skirts and the people who wear pants to compete against each other? Do you remember Bobby? No, it was because of their bodily differences. Do you remember the first battle of the sexes? Bobby Riggs. Bobby Riggs and Billy Jean King,

who was like the number two tennis player in the world at that time. And Bobby Riggs was like in his early 50s and she beat him. And it was like, okay, well, he's an old guy. Did you know that like three months before that, he destroyed the number one player in the world? Oh yeah.

Yeah, like it's a yes. People forget that. Like he took the number one women's tennis player in the world and worked her ass. Yeah, it was like anyone. He was very good. He was, he was all, he was all the senior fucking tour. I mean, it was, you know, he probably threw that second one

just for the, like, out of it. It's very scary. Well, there's speculation on, they're saying because he owed a bunch of, he owed a bunch of, I'm bonding here. Yeah, owed a bunch of bets, you know, but, you know, but, you know,

but people say there's nothing really to that. But he probably just did get beat, but it was like the, for a few months before he destroyed the, I mean, I got, so go for you. You know, I mean, that's entirely not the point. Right. Like that he got beat is not the point.

What did it all say? If you win because bigotry got your competition band, you're a loser. I'd be okay. Bigotry's like performance enhancing drugs is bigotry. Like a definition of asking for it. This is the biggest, this is a billboard of ask. I don't know what I've ever seen one.

Sports, sports bothers me. It just does. Because it's like, because it's so illogical and also you like, you look at them and you're like, why do you want to win this way? Yeah, that's what, that's my problem with it. It's because athletes have a mental illness. Yeah.

They just will, they will fuck around and take in the advantage. Yeah, and now that they're like, oh, well, I'm not the best male power lifter, but I'm clearly better than any lady. Yeah, and then, again, I'm like, I don't know, man, it bothers me. Yeah, I see the news articles that it's like, woman's power lifter breaks record,

and you're like, oh my God, why should she be really strong? And it's like woman's powerlifter breaks record and you're like, oh my god, watch, she must be really strong. It's like transgender metal. Yeah. Well, that doesn't really count. That's just a number you've been eating it. It's not the same thing. It's not the, it's not the same thing at all. I'm not trying to be a jerk for the, it's the difference between competing at the maximum that their biology will allow versus you just don't have a problem with embarrassing yourself. Isn't that impressive though? If you're a woman and you're the world record holder, you, more than, you know, I know a lot of these are kids, but you are the top of billions of people.

Like, I mean, it's certainly in like hundreds of millions who like do any type of athletic stuff. Yeah, that's fucking impressive as it is for men. I, you know, it's and then a transgender person is just better. So your record sucks. I got the record now. It's not an hour. It's tears. She's being in a country.

Even more there. All right. What else do I got here? Maybe my buddy, whenever we see a new trench under person, when's a world record thing? Yeah, we do the Howard Coussell. How does she do it? Yeah.

I was like, well, I know how she does it. Right. Yeah, we got it. Yeah, we can't just get out. Oh, what's your secret? What is your secret? Why? Chroma's so hard work in determination, Howard. And. Yes. Oh, what's your secret? What is your secret? What, I chromosome.

Hard work and determination, Howard. And any other thing, I really don't care. Yeah, I don't care. No. And society, all the rights, all the privileges, all everything. Well, just split it totally fine. Just split it up by, if you don't call it male and female

sports, split it up by chromosomes... don't call it mail in female sports split it up by chromosomes or whatever at that point xx athletes xy athletes uh... keep the body types uh... separate i've got men are funnier than women have got a study that says that well no shit

alright that's what i that's what i said i don't know why I found this. What is the study itself so funny? Just like do people think? It's a meta analysis. Let me pull it up. I have a theory on that. When I do meet a funny woman who really zings it back and forth, it's crazy, man.

It's so much fun because it's just, you know, it just isn't, they're just, the humor's different. They like, they like humor. They're used to receiving it, I think. Honestly. I think a handicap that females could be the ones to have is that you are kind of primed. Like if a man goes, I'm a fat lazy slub.

You go, yeah, yeah, you are your son of a bitch. But if a lazy goes, I'm a fat lazy slub, you go, no, yeah, you are your son of a bitch. But if a lazy goes on a fat lazy slub, you go, no, you're fine. I'm also terrified of laughing at women. Right. Like, well, women, you kind of feel primed to feel sympathy, as opposed to laughing at them. You're like, no, no, you're good. You're fine.

Oh, don't say that. You can lose that weight. A guy you're like, I fell down the fucking stairs. Well, guys, guys, guys, we're up for life. Guys, bus balls. Good. That makes me happy. That's one less than I am.

We sharpen our, you know, every day. So it's not that women are, I don't know if it's at their less funny. I think it's also our much less funny. Well, it's harder for them to like do self deprecating humor, which is like the best kind of humor because again, you feel bad for them. Oh, here's what they did. We were able to find 28 studies with 36 independent samples, the meta criteria, the combined sample included 5,000 participants, 67% women.

I don't really understand this one, but this is what they did. Studies were from various countries, Israel, Germany, most of the data. There is. German's a fucking riots, man. And you get a German telling jokes. Fucking everybody just pull up a chair. They're non-forried.

Thank you, Abih Alzalik. Most of the data, 60%. That's a joke. Came from data that was never published before in a peer-reviewed journal, which helps to minimize the effect of publication by... Well calculated. Sex differences on the combined sample found that men were overall rated as funnier than women. How big was the difference? 0.32 here. Okay, here. 63% of men score above the mean humorability of women. This is considered a small to medium difference. So does that sound right? That's only slightly more.

I don't know. Huh. Yeah. Is this like rating comedians or just, I guess just, because humor is the fun they find in the middle. I don't know, but this is why, this is why it annoyed me so much, because in the very next paragraph, it's, there are many great female comedians, such as Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Ali Wong, and historically Lucille Ball,

Joan Rivers, and many, many more. All of these comedians are funner, you're 99.9% of them. It's so fun. Fuck was this necessary in the scientific article? It's a list of five women comedians. It's just, oh, but don't forget about Lucille Ball. And they want to, no, all of this stuff gets inserted into formerly more scientific publications it gets inserted so they don't get a bunch of negative press it's really it's really unfortunate john rivers is funny here the 99.9 percent of men you who cares look we know we we know. That was the scientific part of this. That Joan Rivers is funnier than the thousand men.

Great. That's science for you. I'll see here. On the other hand. We got the fact. Blah, blah, blah. I like to use a percentage because it seems more scientific.

99.9. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. But psychology today, I mean, this is a... I know, it's like a, it's like pops, I call it. Are you sure? psychology today. I mean, this is a I know it's like it's like pops I call it sure Of course summarizing study of course of course. Yeah. I'm hoping the paper authors didn't try to

justify What what within whatever the studies were? No, I don't think psychology today is commentary Let's see what else I get here. You're gonna want lose the ball. It wasn't you, all those chocolates. Yeah. Yeah. There's a video of it. If you think this, I got nothing against her. Driving a Tesla results in more CO2

than a Mercedes diesel. I feel like. Study finds, yeah. A Tesla Model 3. We're touted it as a zero emissions car by the government regulators, but it actually results in more carbon dioxide than a comparable diesel powered car,

according to a recent study. Is it because the fucking person driving it won't shut the fuck up about it? And they just keep blabbing and expelling CO2? They don't mention that. When the CO2 emissions from the battery production is included electric cars like Tesla's are, in the best case, slightly higher.

Wow. And those have a diesel engine. Very interesting. Otherwise much higher. Very interesting. It needs a release from the German. So, think tank, I have thought. The more Teslas, you know, the balance shifts slightly to the negative, you know, of all

the cars, you know, in America or wherever they're selling them. If you run that Tesla for like 30 years, though, maybe it offsets it. Was that, does that seem like what the Tesla people are gonna do? I think they'll take their car for 30 years. Yeah, wait a minute, you know what's up?

You got to keep the car. You got to keep changing. The batteries, how long do they last? No one knows. That's the entire problem. Nobody's, how the fuck are they gonna know? They're gonna guess like, oh, maybe, I don't know. I mean, it's the entire prop. Nobody's, how the fuck are they gonna know? They're gonna guess like, oh, maybe, I don't know.

I mean, the battery's breaking down. Anyway, it's the summer story. Summer's still on their first battery. Well, when the battery's reaching, you don't have to replace, if I understand correctly, you don't have to replace the whole battery. You replace like individual cells, but down, so.

Well, in your battery has like 100 cells, or something. Oh, okay. They've got a fucking 100 cells, or something. Oh, okay. They've got a fucking half-summit. It's a copy. Yeah, I don't know. Also got this one. Instagram, bands, cosmetic surgery filters.

Instagram's removing all augmented reality filters that depict or promote cosmetic surgery. What? Amid concerns. Sorry, can't like pretend you have big boobs. I guess not. That's a, that sucks. Well man, what do I mean?

He's an Instagram poet, this boy. The depictor promote cosmetic surgery amid concerns that they harm people's mental health. We've been lying about, we've been lying about how people look for decades. I mean, do you not think that ugly people know they look like shit when they're posting pictures of themselves? Now they have to post the ugly version. Fuck me, man. Make up for this. This is, it's just done in a different medium now, or in a

different, in a different method. It's, it's the same as always. Effects that make people look like they've had lip injections, filler, fillers, or a face lift will be among those band. Research suggests face changing filters can make people feel worse about the way they look. Why? Because they know they don't look like that. You said they already look,

they already know what they look. Everyone treats them like crap. Like they know, every one of these women know that they're a fugly dumb piss. Just give them a fugly dumb piss. I like the fun. I don't know that they're a fugly dump us. Just give them a bugly dump us. I like the, that's funny. I don't know if they're lips a little plumber or else they have to do it on their own. And when these thoughts do the Instagram warping on their own, they look like a fucking clown.

Have you ever gone through Instagram reality? I don't think I'm a reality. There's a subreddit that just does the reality fails. And they will try to make their ass look so big that it looks like they literally have half of a basketball and a pair of yoga pants. And then like the whole background is like warps. Warps. Oh yeah. Because they can't. They're not still big. They do that. Oh dude. That was always a laugh. You know, that was always a laugh when like guys would like blow up their biceps or whatever you see like the fucking frame.

The tree is in the background or curve or whatever. That's pretty funny. Promoting well-being. I think we should promote cosmetic surgery. Why not? The only problem is in America, it's so expensive. You go to other countries. In South Korea, I think they say like one in three women has a corrective surgery of some sort.

And you look at the before row. Well, if you look at the before afters, you're like, oh my God, that was South Koreans know what's going on. Clearly cosmetic. Yeah, they're crazy. I don't know, when I had my, when I had my jaw surgery,

yeah. The doctor was telling me that it's huge in, it's huge in South Korea because it can be partially cosmetic. Like this type of surgery also makes your face look different. Yeah, yeah. You do look slightly different. Yeah, but like a bulldog, like the middle of my face was all mashed in and cared.

And what they pulled your jaw out of it? Yeah, they saw it open it. They saw it in half and then pulled it forward a little bit. Yeah, it's blind up. It's subtle. Yeah, they saw it open it. They saw it in half and then pulled it forward a little bit. Yeah, it's blinded up. It's subtle, subtle, but there's a difference. And they were saying that in South Korea, the guy was saying that in South Korea,

the cosmetic surgery is so crazy because people will come in for a job interview and just have their picture. Yeah. Well, you do, yeah, don't like the look of you out done. I mean, it's definitely,'t want to take it that far, but I was like, wow, these surgeons, apparently it's like cheap and easy,

and you're like, damn, these girls come out looking good. A lot of them, I guess in like South Korea, you kind of like a half eyelid, or like a double eyelid, or just a... Oh, don't make this. Oh, that's not true. That's not true. I'm just fucking with them.

I'm just fucking with them. I mean, it didn't make my eye look that way. They're skulls are smaller. No, no, and then they like, they take away some of the skin of the eyelid, I'm just fucking with him. You didn't make that. I lost that. Skoles are smaller. No. No, and then they take away some of the skin of the eyelid, and they just, they have like, wide over eyes. You know? Oh, you mean that they fold their eyelid over?

So it looks like they have two eyelids. Really? I guess Asian people don't have two eyelids. They only have one. I never understood this. And every time it's explained to me, I don't get it. But that's why their eyes look like that, because they don't have a crease to me, I don't get it, but that's why their eyes look like that because they don't have a crease.

They don't even have beauty products, like a little sticker. Well, there's also on their eyes to make it look like they've... That's too high. ...to fold it. There's also the little fold on the inside of Caucasian eyes. Yeah. That a lot of Asian, that's why they used to call people down syndrome, Mongoloids. Oh, geez.

No, seriously, this is why, because of like a human use too. Because the down syndrome, one of the physical, they don't have, that's one of the things that you physically is different than a regular person. So that's when you start out. And that's in the explanation with a slur like that. It just takes a lot of it. That was an adjunct. No, that's what you said. And that's in the explanation with a slur like that. It just takes a lot of it. That was an edge of it.

No, that was an educational thing. It's not a term, you know, now it's such a huge. It's not a term. It looks really educational while you were saying it. Come on, Guls will be fine. You know what, you know. You know. I think you're right, Vito.

We should be encouraging more plastic surgery. There was this girl on Twitch that lost her fucking minds. I made fun of her getting a nose job. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. But then I saw you posted those pictures and she hides her nose in all her pictures. And I was like, yeah.

Oh, why is this girl so worried about her nose? Yeah, that's it. It takes a long time for your nose to, like a year or so tell your nose is like what it's gonna look like. It has, right? It's gonna be what it's gonna be, right? After a nose job you're gonna be. Yeah.

I think it takes a long time. Probably. That was one of those things though where I'm like girl, you don't need a nose job, you need like a brain job. You need a therapist, there's nothing wrong with her. No, she knows to be a nose. No, no. So this chick said that she was going in to get a deviated

septum repaired and also do a little work. You know why we're doing it? No, I'm under pressure. We'll do a little work. I'm trying not to nose a little bit. So I just made, you know, made comment. Like, as you do. Now, wow.

No, I know that I'm not medical. What possesses you to do it? Like, do you just, you go around, you're like, oh, fuck that. Like, and then just like, is that, yeah. I'm just, I have to get into the mind of like somebody who just causes trouble. Well, I see it online.

I see it pop up in my phone and I go, oh that's fucking bullshit. Somebody who follow or somebody. I don't like people, I don't like people feeling good about getting more and more on anybody. I guess it really annoys me. Okay, yeah. It's just a big, it's just a big juicy sandwich, on anybody. I guess. It really annoys me. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah.

It's just a big, it's just a big juicy sandwich, meat sandwich that's asking to get a big bite taken out of it. That's how I see it. It improves my mental health. Oh, no. I take mental health as a zero sum game. You have to take to a zero sum game. This is for everybody out there to improve yours.

You have to take it from the people that are constantly taking it from you Be it your wife your kids your parents Random hose on Twitter the president whatever whoever is taking your mental health from you You have to take it right back from them and that's what I did in this case So it was for your benefit was for my benefit You know as a surplus of mental health. Well, you never know when they're gonna, you know, right, you may need, you'll be sure.

You never know what they're gonna take away from us. Yeah, so yeah. So they're removing, we've lost a lot of our slurs. These days, it's harder to affect. We're not supposed to have good slurs at this point. It's harder to affect other people's mental health negatively in that regard. They're blunt, commenting with 90s. They're blunt, they're planting your 90s.

They're planting your weapons. That got me through my teenage years. I'm out of those slurs. That's like every day. I get a new my creative. Jesus. Now we've got a whole enigma machine. What was that girl?

Was she like a... Just some twitch girl. I don't know. Like a twitch streamer or something. Yeah, so I said all her little fans were like, how could she? Give me a break in that order. Like how many deviated septums are getting repaired in Los Angeles this week?

Well, that wasn't my fault though. It's not my fault on social. So sensitive about my nose job. So immediately it's, oh yeah, what are you, like this guy pretending, look at it, this loser pretending to have a girlfriend. Yeah, LA based comedian. How's your comedy working out? Well, it's pretty solid.

I mean, keep trying, guys. Come on, he's fucking orbiters. While we're reevaluating our policies, we'll remove all effects from the gallery associated with plastic surgery. Stop further approval of new effects like this and remove current effects if they're blah, blah, blah blah blah.

Fix it. That's what I say, but because it's never gonna come into my life, like it's never gonna, you know, it's just like, yeah. It's just all this weird, whatever. Do what you're gonna do. That kind of stuff, I just laugh at. I'm like, you're all fucking stupid.

It's like the gun of all shows. We're gonna stop gun crime by getting way, like these tech companies, it's like, you don't have power really. You guys are at least not bull. Yeah, you're horrible. You guys should do so many horrible things and then, it's like, you don't have power really. You guys are at least not bull. Yeah, you're not bull. You guys are too so many horrible things and then your solution is like,

we'll make it so the gun emoji, it's not a gun anymore, it's a squirt gun. Yeah, that'll stop people from killing each other. You see people as your fucking way of benefiting the world. The starving kids in China who make this shit much happier. Go to the fucking factory and install better suicide nets and a fucking juice bar.

You fucking psychopath. Campus, oh snap, Campus kids drop triggering applause to show approval. You've been triggered by applause? Uh, no. I have certainly, there's another one. I have only felt validated by applause.

When a Yale students's angry meltdown at a professor went viral, viewers may have noticed the crowd gathered and some students snapping their fingers. I didn't see this, I don't know what they're talking about. I also did not see this, is this a new story? Is that a this country? Yes, Yale snapping, oh, snapping their fingers.

It's a preferred method of showing approval in some circles. Uh, dude, I find the finger snapping honestly way more triggering. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend. It's the current trend.

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And then all the kids are just up in this professor's face going, I hate these twins so much. I hate you. I hate everything that you're doing right now. Is that a professor's triggered? Yeah, the professor was triggered in that situation. I think they know that they're doing it. Professors don't get to be triggered. I don't know. You, the professor was triggered in that situation. I think they know that they're doing it.

Professors don't get to be triggered. I don't know. You're the adult. Settle down. I hate it. No, it's, I see it in discussion-based classes. Brown University student, Caradoris, wrote in her newspaper, when people hear an idea,

they agree with they will start to snap. Well, I don't know what I would do if my kid came home. So that, yeah. It's home. So that, yeah, snapping. So they're saying, what the fuck are you doing? You made a great breakfast. Are they saying you can be triggered because you might be left out if you have different, uh, no, you have a different view point. The applause is to allow is what they're set. It's too much of a extra noise. Is that what it is? Yes, I know. It's like a forceful, jarring. No, it is the force of it.

That's what it is. It's not the fact that it's not the alienation of somebody who doesn't agree with that sentiment. It's just the sound. The sound is too violent. Okay. That is how we... Thunderous.

Yeah. The thunderous applause is too violent for these people. I've made an effort to study the finger snapping behavior, and I've reached an early conclusion, as a professor who teaches this says, finger snapping is done delicately, respectfully, democratically, always in the middle of an event, hand clapping, which is by definition louder

and more disruptive, is invariably reserved for the end. It's not clear what makes this sound of clapping so objectionable, but one clue is offered. Can we ask people to stop clapping, but do feminist jazz hands? It's triggering some people's anxiety. Tweeded the Oxford University Women's Campaign in England and March, thank you.

There you go. Oh yeah, jazz hands was the other alternative. They offered. You see this and if you watch some videos on YouTube, we're like, that was a great slam poem, Jesse. Yeah, that's great. You know who also did that? A lot of blackface actors.

Oh, tell them that. Yeah. What are you trying to borrow from the menstrual shun? Yeah, we're gonna have two completely different societies. We're gonna have, maybe if the Nazis clapped, they would have been a lot happier rather than just like the, you know, that's the most annoying.

Yeah. We're gonna have people applauding at Marvel, people who applaud during the entire Marvel movie. Oh yeah, we know, they're so obnoxious. And the snapper is, maybe that's too much noise. We wear some gloves.

Yeah, his hands, this is the only solution. Can you being in a crowd, everybody's enjoying themselves clapping for the great performance they saw? They're just, and you're like, it's triggered. It's exactly what I'm talking about. They're taking away your mental health. Stuff like this can never catch on widespread. You never know what you're talking about. I don't know.

It take a long time. Hopefully not in my lifetime. This is college shit. I'm praying that they leave that college campus and the second they like step outside a certain boundary they go. What the fuck was I for the last four years? What am I doing with my hands?

Vita, do you have anything that makes you a rage? I'm brought in. You know what breaks me a rage? It's trying to get those, trying to get that screen protector on your phone with how I'm getting one tiny piece of dirt under it. Oh yeah. And then I always end up getting one little piece of dirt and I'm like, I have to make this metal decision of like,

all right, I'm gonna go through the whole process of trying to stick it on again. Or do I just, every time I use my phone, I look in the corner and ignore it. Yeah, I just do, and I want little flex not there. That's fine. There's no problem. Like a dead pixel on your PSP.

Oh God. And come on. Yeah. Yeah. I read some comments. I was dealing with that yesterday. I now know I don't have a screen protector on my phone because I just threw it out and discussed.

I had John from, oh Tommy Twofeet is in Discord. So this is the other great thing Tommy two feet is the guy that told me a stereosis gossiping about my personal shit to a group of To a fucking at a fucking fan meetup and here's the best part. I'm gonna talk to him. I don't know now now He's on he said his piece on reddit Two years one what what did this have about a year ago? I think you're a good Forever for it right before it when you cut one? About a year ago. I think a year ago. Right before it, right before it, when you cut one eye, it's kind of,

well, we were in stereo's vantage. Yeah. We were in, I know we were in Chicago in the winter. I remember I was down, it was down like, it was like about 20 degrees, 18 degrees at night. He, this was the, this is the funniest part about, probably was a year ago. Read it.

Yeah. He's on there, saying exactly what he told me, which is exactly what my problem is. Everybody ignores it. They're all giving their own fear like maybe this happens. Maybe this happens. He's in there going. Yeah, he told me is fucking, let me find exactly what he said. Yeah, that's July last year. He says July last year. Oh, so it was before it was before Chicago. That's great. Unless Chicago last year. No, it must have been before. 2017, right? Here's what he said. I'm ridden. I think Dick summed it up pretty well in the last

episode. It was gossip about his sex life in front of complete strangers. By the way, I'm not even saying it's accurate or not. Yeah. And people don't understand that the fact that it's happening and it's who's saying it is what pissed me off. I don't know. That's it. It's it. There's no strison effect. I give a fuck of people who don't know me

you're talking about it. It's a stereos. Who's then hitting me up for $50,000? It isn't even that interesting to be honest, but the entire issue revolves around the fact that isterios talked about his friend's personal life. Can I have some money for not talking about it? Yeah, we're not even trying to.

That's fucking hysterios. We're not even knowing about it. As for the backlash, it depends on who you are in this situation. Is Dick justified in being upset about it? Yes. The rest of us need to get on in on it. No. Obviously, people are going to do it.

What this comes down to now is a ser series doubling down in his claim of never talking about Dick's personal life when that is a complete lie. Well, it's pretty simple, pretty fucking simple. Yeah, I don't know why he doesn't just go like, yeah, I did that. I might have done that. I might have done that. Yeah, sorry. If you had been like, I got away, got away from me. You know, I was telling, I was telling, I was telling, I was having fun. Probably drunk. Holding court, you know, I mean, that's a, um, everybody says stupid shit that they wish they hadn't said.

Of course. A serios is searched for screenshots. There's nothing more than a red herring because the only public claims I know of are my own and they happened during a face-to-face conversation at one of a serios' meets last year. Yeah, this whole screenshot thing is a very weird thread that he's running down. Show me the screenshots. What the fuck are you talking about? This guy right here told me, that's what happened you asshole. This guy.

My boyfriend hit me. Well, if I don't have a screenshot, I can't help you. All right. Where is, is John, is John who tells bad news in here? Domey Pacis is in here. I guess Eric Wong and Domey Pacis are feuding about something. Really? John who breaks bad news. Yeah, there he is, there he is.

Let me find him. I don't think he's in the voice, is he? No, no, there he is. There he is, there he is, there he is. Okay. Hey, John who breaks bad news, where are you, buddy? Hey, what's up, bud? How are you?

How are you? I'm doing all right, how are you? Great, thanks for calling in. Do you wanna hang out while we do some comments and then advice, and then I wanna get to your breaks bad news stuff. Can you post, maybe, I don't know, your favorite videos in there, so we can play one of

them? Post a good one so I can play that one. I like your deal. I want to talk to you about it. Here's some comments from last episode. Dan, Dan Severin says, my wife says that watches will stop if she wears them. We're talking about the superpowers that women have. Yeah, things that I'll have. Prone with magnets or, you know, electric equipment, doesn't, yeah. The thing about me is electronics go haywire around me because I have intense, an intense energy. Where does that come from?

Electrical field. Retardation. Well, yeah. That's the, that's the easy answer. The study that said, the study that says men are funnier to attract a mate Women just invent insane things about themselves to get attention That's the that's the king in the Yang of that relationship Making a lot of sense make a lot of sense today

Will will grenade I'm 33 minutes in. Dick is talking about the war on dads. I've been saying the same things and saw these emotional vampires and social manipulators started this whole thing. Women can be women, men can, men can be women. Women can be men, but men can't be men and societies eyes get back in the basement, dad.

Huh. Stay in the game room with the garage, or the garage dad. You've paid for this whole house, but you have to be relegated to the backyard, man cave. I hated that man cave craze. Yeah.

Every time someone says man cave, I wanna punch them right in their gut. Yeah. Right in my gut cave. Man cave. Well, as a morning, I'll never be a homeowner, so I have no. Sorry.

Yeah. I missed the cutoff. I've made the cut off by you. I've got the cut off. Yeah, you got there. Thank God. I'm like, I'll take any cave at this point. Go back into the dead literal cave. It's not gonna be a sign of property.

Here the Taliban's recruiting again. Hey. Oh yeah. ISIS's leader just got took. No, I don't know. Trump killed him, huh? Yeah. I didn't really like Trump.

What doesn't ISIS's leader, wouldn't it change all the time? I would know. No, it does, of course killed him. Yeah, I didn't really like this is leader. Wouldn't it change all the time? I know it does. Of course it does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like all these guys like like fucking Facebook. Yeah. All right. We finally took them out. I'm like, there's going to find another. How much strategy do you need to just blow up people's cars and shit? Yeah. So you get the whole thing in there doing it. Being leader of ISIS must be a pretty easy gig. We need teammate. What do we do today?

Operation blow up a bunch of walk out and explode yourself. Team B, you guys will be doing the same thing. Team C, you're gonna be doing that as well. Right. What a cool issue. We put the bomb vest on. Ah, whatever 12 year old kid you can find, they're dumb. Question, what if it's a malfunction,

it doesn't work, do it against a mile. Yeah, it what if it's a malfunction? It doesn't work do it again tomorrow Yeah, it's fine. I think I'm ordering Just get shot a thousand times and then we'll send another kid out Right, we got this thing down. I read Trump's thing on it too. He's talking about how he's talking about how the guy died in fear and like Agony and begging for his life I'm like, what are you fucking taught? What do you, do you know, pissed off? The people who are following him are gonna be reading this. Like, what the fuck are you doing, man?

No, run your mouth like this. Askin' for it, Trump, you idiots. Our struggle is as real as any others. It's a war on masculinity. I hope every dad runs away and never raises their kids. Jesus. Oh yeah, that's not gonna happen. That's not gonna have a profoundly negative effect on society.

There's no studies that show that. Well, don't hook them up to any artificial intelligence computers. You don't wanna know what they think about that. Hey, I really think that a computer will have to be so smart to phrase, to trick people into thinking it's not saying racist. Like when someone with a very posh British accent says things, that's the way to do it. Yeah. It's like, oh, what, what could I get away with saying if I spoke that way? Let me see this one. Oh, yeah, here's, I think this

prompt might be a better question for you. Hey, this from Jimmy James. Oh, yeah, here's I think this is probably might be a better question. Vision. Hey, this from Jimmy James Hey dick. Hey Sean. I'm not an OG fan, but I've been listening for over a year now, and I've burned through all your stuff on the Dick show and biggest problem in the universe. You know what I should start releasing that I know this one, I think. Did you get it? Yeah, I got it. Yeah, okay. Your content is consistently better than anyone else's. Thank you. Thank you. And I find it hard to listen to other podcasts now that I've experienced, Dicco. All right. Feel free to talk about this on the show if you think it'll be funny or interesting.

That said, the email will probably pretty long and uninteresting. Oh, this is mostly a shan question, but I'll take any advice from either of you if it helps. I'm 23, a dude and an engineer, my dad is an alcohol, and his dad was two. I suspect the drinking enthusiasm probably goes pretty far back. Probably so. But my dad's family isn't great at any form of communication,

other than screaming. So I'm not sure. Yeah. I'm nowhere near the same kind of alcoholism. They were yet, but I can see myself going down the same road. Usually can. If I don't figure my shit out, I'd like to break the chain to liquor loop, so I don't end up being another shitty father

like both of them were. Oh, man. I mean, that's a lot, that's a lot right there. That's like asking for, I mean, if it's your birthday, that's like, I want a pony, I want a circus, I want a new car, I want a fire engine, I want to be able to pull it. Here's the only thing that, so far,

the only thing that he has that they may not have is awareness, they may, you know, fuck it. This is what I do, minus one, you know, you can go two ways. Hey, I got beat when I was growing up, you're, you know what, it's gonna beat. You're trying to beat me. It's hard, it's, I have, you know what, it's gonna beat you. It's gonna be, it's for me. It's for me. It's for me.

It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me.

It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me.

It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. It's for me. Children are not. I don't know, man. I don't think it's a badge of courage anymore. Because they always bring it out like, oh, my life sucks. So my parents would kick the shit out of me and everything's like, oh, well, you're so in between. Victimhood money is real money. Yeah. If you come from a troubled background or whatever, troubled past, yeah.

I found red somewhere recently that suffered. Drake invented all this stuff about his dad, not being around. Well, he seems like the guy to do it. Yeah, a lot of those rappers. guys, you look at other rappers. No, no, even in the gangster arrow, a lot of them were not living anything like that. It was how I went to like private schools and shit. Yeah, I started drinking during college, naively thinking I could be better than my blood. Sadly, I am not.

I compulsively drink alcohol every night now. And the amount I drink slowly increases. Well, I compulsively drink alcohol every night now. Oh, yeah. I mean, and the amount I drink slowly increases. Well, I mean, it better. Uh-oh. I hate it because it makes me feel shitty all day. Yeah. And it burns cash.

Yeah. But I hate even more because I'm terrified. That'll fuck you. That'll fuck you. That'll fuck your brain chemistry up. It'll be like my dad when I have kids. Any attempt, in my attempts to stop drinking, I just find myself researching other drugs. Yeah.

Like replacing one addiction with another is okay. Or, yeah, because if it could be, yeah. Or if it could be, yeah. Well alcohol's way worse than all the other ones. That depends on you. The drugs that are fun. Yeah, well, yeah, alcohol is, alcohol's one of those toxic things

you can put in your body, but it's like, people do it, people replace it with exercise, they replace it with Jesus, they replace it with other drugs, they replace it with, yeah, you know. Um, smoke some weed, maybe. Instead of trying to just stay sober, I was recently diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactive disorder, primarily in attentive stuff, stuff, stuff. Since then I've realized that my drinking is tied to me trying to manage

my fucked up brain chemistry. That's a meme that started within our lifetimes too. I don't know. Partying and drinking is I have to change my brain chemistry. So fucking complicated. Like, oh, is that why we've been doing this? Not because it feels good and you forget about the bad things. Not because it makes you so funny with women and brave and hilarious.

It's because of your fucking brain chemistry, okay. And you get to pee, fun shapes in the snow, brownies. And it makes all your shitty friends interesting. What were you gonna say? No, no, no, keep going, keep going. I can't focus on what, it's because of my, it's my brain chemistry. Yeah. Well, I got fucked with his, I mean, he could be so bad, okay?

He obviously is. Yeah, but a lot of times that comes from like emotional stuff. Right. You know, that you're running from. But the brain chemistry thing, it does crack me up that like people are born with, we're born with a bunch of different physical attributes. Sometimes it's fucking, sometimes you got deformity, some chicks have cocks. Like it, well, Dick, Dick was born with a cleft asshole.

Like it's like, you know, it's why it's always spewing shit. But, but I kinda like that one. Clifft asshole. Yeah, I just kinda can't do that. Right that one down, keep that. We're not supposed to say. But what I'm saying, it puzzles me why people think people's brains don't work differently.

Like it's all like, ooh, hocus, pokus, it's like, no, it's all fucking physical. Like of course there's a range of things. There's a range of things in everything else. Yeah, but I just like don't see a guy going into 7-11 and saying, I need a six pack to fix my brain chemistry. No, that's, of course. That's not what I'm course.

What's always confused me about is they're like, oh, your brain chemicals are out of balance, right? It's like, how do you measure my brain chemicals? Well, we can't. Well, no, they measure reactions. And like, yeah, but like, they don't know, what do you mean they measure reactions? Like, how?

You get mad at stuff. They go, you don't have an ass of this. They see what triggers. They see what triggers your, they see what triggers areas of your brain, and what's working, and what isn't. Like, put you in an MRI or something. Yeah, and they know that they know that adding serotonin

increases how the whole network works much better. I don't know, man, I've been prescribed drugs. They never hooked me up to anything. They just asked me about my feelings. So like, how do you feel? This is all bad. And they're like, I don't take this. All right, all right. They're not gonna, let me get up to anything. This asked me about my feelings. No, this is all bad. And they're like, I'll take this. All right, all right.

They're not gonna let me catch everybody up. I wanna get hooked up. I wanna know. I've also learned that this isn't an every second thing for most people. And we're talking about concentration. Alcohol gives me that sweet, sweet dopamine I need and makes my whole life.

Yeah, it also wrecks your serotonin if you wanna get down to it. So I keep on drinking. I'm not a hopeless whiner. I'm trying counseling soon. Well, I'll try meds too. I don't think either of you have any advice for someone trying to clean up their addictions.

I think you're fucked up chemistry. I think you're kidding, I think you're kidding your, I got thoughts on this. Go ahead. I think you're kidding yourself if you think you're meditating because of your fucked up chemistry. I think it's more the, I think you're kidding yourself. I got thoughts on this. I think you're kidding yourself. If you think you're meditating because of your fucked up chemistry, I think it's more

the, I think it's more whatever, whatever reason. Well, that chemistry is big, man. I think part of what causes you to become an addict is that, that biomarker that's present in all addicts, of compulsive behavior of any sort. So I mean, part of the link is genetic, but that doesn't mean that everybody who has that is going to become an abuser or an alcoholic or anything like that. So I mean, you got to figure, I think you got to be maybe more honest with yourself there. But the, as far as the medications, that didn't stop me from drinking.

You know what I mean? Like I didn't start taking, you know, serotonin reuptake inhibitors and go, wow, I feel so great. I don't wanna drink anymore. That did not happen. Now it can help other things and maybe get you to a place where you can figure out why,

but it took me many years of understanding why I was the way I was. All that touchy-feely shit that, you know, that I don't wanna bore everybody with, but that was what did it for me. Yeah. And as a matter of fact, the very first one I was on Lexipro

actually made it more difficult to get a hangover for whatever reason. That was one of the things I was like, I was like, wow, this is great. So I can party in half, like half the repercussions of the next day. I do feel fanatic. And eventually you get old enough to where it's like, no, it just fucking sucks. But thanks for the, oh yeah, okay, the first big person I'm talking about having scrambled chemistry in substance abuse Me yeah, well thanks for the content I look forward to it every week even though my fucked chemistry means I get bored with anything and everything after a while look

Here's the what you need to do you need to get it's not it's the addiction isn't the problem It's that it's you only have one you need to spread it out Hit up Minecraft get into Minecraft. They'll keep you going for six hours Well, well rounded yeah, you need more well rounded set of addictions hit up get on pornography addiction Try that out for a couple days. I'm a big fan of that one, so exactly that doesn't hurt anyone except for except for women Yeah, do you think it makes you want? It's funny. Do you think it makes you want sex less you think it, do you think it makes you want sex less? What?

Like watching porn? Watching porn. Like you watch a bunch of porn, right? Yeah. Oh God, yeah. But you want sex a lot. Yes. So it was like,

it's sociable. They've already to read it. Yeah. You know, because they've, yeah, right. Cause you've seen those studies where it's like, oh, it makes you not want to be with, you know, real women or whatever because you, because now you fantasize about bullshit.

I think that's total bullshit. I don't, I'm not curious. I don't think there's any time, like I don't think in your brain it's the same thing jerking off to porn is the same thing as being with a woman. That's why, sometimes I even feel like, God, I don't, I would rather just beat off than have sex because of, it's so much more exhausting to go through all this. Isn't that the bad, isn't that what people are saying is bad? Well, okay, what am I just here to perform for her all day, every day?

I just don't have a little time alone to myself. That's up to you. I want to fight. That's not what Reddit says on a cinematography and maybe it does. I don't know. I think, but I think it's fine if it lowers, I mean, as long as you wanna have sex sometimes, all the time, all the fucking time.

Oh yeah, but that's the wrong hungover. Yeah. That's why we have that. Why is that? That is so weird how you guys need to raise dopamine levels in my business. It's like chemistry, my chemistry. Well, there is, I mean, libido, yeah, man,

like you will wanna jerk off if you're hungover. I've never understood that, but I think porn is helping keep people in check. I think we're having, libido, yeah, man, like you will wanna jerk off if you're hung over. I've never understood that. But I think porn is helping keep people in check. I think we're having, you know, we're having this whole big me too thing. It's like, well, thank God we have so much pornography. Yeah. There'd be twice as many fucking rapers

running around the time. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's to ask consent before you go over and watch a video. I don't know if it's so much work and you gotta buy rope. Well, I don't know, I just watched some porn hub. Yeah, and I understand. Get a little Jesus in there some porn hope? Yeah, and then you're set. Get a little Jesus in there.

You gotta have a day. Day for the Lord. Jesus, Jesus, addiction on Sunday. Get that new Kanye album. Yeah, I'll ask it. You know, I tried listening to that. I'm not gonna listen to Christian rap. I don't care what it is and who puts it out.

It sounds just like garbage getting dumped on the ground. I don't, yeah, you should on it, but it sounds like. I'm not gonna listen to Christian music. Drugs on Saturday. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't, I don't, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, guys split it up. Well, yeah, but what, but there may not all be equal once you figure out what you really like. Well, I don't know, Sean. You know, I'm just telling that. I knew Magic the Gathering digital version is fantastic.

There you go. Pornography addiction on Thursday. Alexa magic cards. I don't know, I don't, liquor on Friday. There you go. You can blow it out on Friday. Blow it out on Friday. Oh, yeah, that was your whole week ahead of you, man.

Don't drink every day. Yeah, I mean, if I can't keep it there, but yeah, I mean, I find something to do with your nights that isn't drinking. Oh, no, that's not super, man. Figure it out. I just figured out the fucking wall. Figure out, try to figure out.

After I get around. That's about it, I stare at the fucking wall. Try to figure out why you want a drink, why you might want a drink, what's it doing for you? But I don't know that you want to necessarily tie, it seems like justification to me where brain chemistry. Well, yeah, I mean, I sort of need to, you know what I mean? There's a lot of that, Don't pretend that it's medication.

I don't think that's honest, necessarily. So it's, you know, I check with all their annoying things. I just, I have to have my therapy dog with me at all time, but for outside just really freak out. Yeah, maybe, maybe start somewhere else. I don't know if that makes any sense. I don't even know if that helps, but. Hey Dick and Sean, I have a costume party coming up with

a bunch of Catholics. I know there are going to be at least four girls there that have some modicum of interest in me want to know. If they don't, don't we have a high opinion of ourselves? Yeah. I would like to talk to those four girls and see if that's remotely accurate. Right. You going with high confidence, you might strike with one of them.

This guy's got the right outlook. Interested me, I want to know if there is any way for me to approach one of them without making the other girls think I am not into them. Well, that's what women hate if the guy that they're into is into someone else. Nothing turns a woman off more than that. I haven't made a move on any of them yet because I am worried that it will turn off the other girls that are interested in me.

Do you have any advice on what someone should do to avoid potentially ending the other possibilities in case the first attempt doesn't work out? Any developments in dating life spreads like wildfire in this group. So I know the second I make a move, everyone will find out about it. Here's what you do. You take, you text all four of them the same exact thing every time and you just have the same conversation. It's the easiest thing.

Anytime they start to stray, you bring them back to the topic, change the topic so that your hat, because the real problem is not making them jealous, that will only make them like you more. It's all the extra effort you're going to have talking to four different women and customizing an entertainment package for each of them individually. So treat them all as one, so there's less mental work going on. Right. And see who gets to the end. I say you invite all three of us.

That's a whole fully good idea. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Invite all four of them to the same costume party and prepare four separate costumes for yourself. Yeah, exactly. Then you can bounce between them. Like, it's Mrs. Doubtfire. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

I think you just keep, if he's really in the situation, you just keep playing hard to get, you keep ignoring all of them. You be a negum, be a rude asshole, and then see which one holds out the longest. Oh, that's a smarter idea. Instead of being nice and consider it like we all pretend to be at the beginning of relationship, you start being a jerk. Start off as the asshole and see who's willing to tolerate. Okay, that's pretty good too.

Sean, do you have any suggestions for that? For the guy? No, I think you nailed it. Okay. Never show interest in a girl. I was also going to say, you know, it makes me rage is you fighting with people on Twitter and me getting blocked because of it. Wait, what? So you got blocked. I got blocked because

I argued with a I didn't argue with them Brandon bird Brandon bird. He's an artist. Yeah, it's like an L.A. artist who does kind of pop pop culture stuff Like outdoor stuff or like or his I got this at a goodwill one time. This is him. He made yeah. He makes like fun little jockey pop art type shit. Gran Turino, as if they're like super heroes. What a fun, you know, kids cartoon or whatever. Hannah Barbarra style lunch box.

I'm like, oh, it's kind of fun. He makes funny stuff. And then Dick has one conversation with him and I'm fucking blocked. I didn't even have a conversation. I just asked him why he would go on Maddox's show because he's a scumbag and blocked instantly blocked. 12,000 people wiped out of his life forever. Sorry, Vita.

Way to go, man. Me and Brandon had a thing going. And I talked about him with you. And I was like, I'm purposefully don't comment on his shitty political stuff. And he loves the new feminist Star Wars movement and whatever else. And I purposefully avoid it because I'm like, I have respect for this guy. I don't want him to block me, you know, even though we clearly disagree.

That was the nicest I've ever been to anybody who's on Maddox's show. Everybody's always telling me to be nice, explain myself in clear and concise terms. I never did it until this one time instantly blocked because he wasn't afraid. And now that's why you'll never do it again. Um, yeah, Brad and Bert, I still think your stuff's okay. John, post your post your video and have an email. He was connected and reconnect. Oh, it doesn't work now.

It's on other trans thing. Oh, uh, there's a UK charity Stonewall. It's like a famous, probably like, I don't know if it's the biggest LBGT community. Yeah. In a UK, but a bunch of them have broken off and they're forming the LBG alliance because they think the trans issues and lesbian gay, bisexual stuff. It's different. Our different. Yeah. Yeah. So it's I don't understand like I don't understand how they got tacked in because the other one is very, the L. Or orientation. LG's and B's are expressly sexual.

That's it. That's defined the whole thing and the trans one is not sexual at all. Yeah, you're right. You have nothing to do with these three. And the first thing aren't about changing the definitions of gender. They're like, no, we're guys and gals. We just like fucking other guys and gals. And gals, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we get shit for it. But anyway, there's a big thing going on, and they're like, you're a hate group out there, you would break free. And they're like, I don't know, man, we just, we're fighting over different issues. We don't exactly see that. Because the T's are the, the T's are the lifetime movie channel of the cable package. Without the other ones, without the ESPN, and whatever other channels there are, they couldn't survive on their own.

The Gays are ESPN. Yes. Tampax removed women's product. The Tampax boxes, they had, was it like a pink ribbon or was it like a female symbol? It's because like some trans people would identify as male, but they still, right? There's like, the man need periods too.

And he can have periods too. Yeah. That can give birth to babies and. John breaks bad news. Oh, even. Hey, you're the, I don't even care about that. That's right. What's up?

Welcome to the show. So give us, uh, give us a, um, give us a recap of what you do. Exactly. And who you are. John. So I'm, I run a recap of what you do exactly and who you are. John. So I'm, I run a Facebook page and a YouTube channel called John Breaks bad news, uh, where people send me messages, uh, with, uh, basically shit that they don't want to tell like people in their lives.

Yeah. And then I do it for them. Okay What kind of stuff do they tell you? What's your funniest ones that people have? gotten a lot of breakup ones the my favorite one was this dude his dad had run up a bunch of credit card debt in his name Yikes. Oh God. Usually the other way that story a lot me too No, it's usually the parents like taking their kids credit card. Is that right? Yeah, because they have all the information and they just fill out all the shit

with their credit card number and then all of a sudden the kid doesn't know until he gets a bad credit check or something like that. Man. Yeah, that actually my grandmother got that to my dad. That's sad. So it was a little close to home. And they're like, I saw the kind of stuff like that. that's my dad. That's so it was a little close to home. And they're like, I sound like I'm not your dad.

Did he have enough credit left to charge the funeral? No, no, no, we didn't. No, we didn't. Period or a pie. All right, so what's this one you sent me right now? What kind of what bad news are you breaking? Which one are you playing? We have one called J.C. What shirt is my bad news? you breaking? Which which one are you playing what one called? You're wearing a skull shirt alkaline

That was one of the first ones that I did I I What's your favorite? Give me a post your favorite one. I'll play that one That one is actually is my favorite. It's one of the first ones that I did and A guy was getting cheated on by his girlfriend. Oh, who hired you to do this to tell the news? The girlfriend. Is this a free service? Oh yeah, yeah, I don't charge to do this.

It's too funny to charge money. Man, I did it. Yeah, he gets paid in other ways. I think a lot of people's lives would be better if they used this service. Like how much bad news do you just never tell because you don't want to deal with the fucking aftermath of somebody texting you 50 times until you have to lock their number? Probably a lot. The way that I look at it, it's not even like you don't have to deal with the aftermath.

It's just that initial shock of like telling somebody that you ran over their dog. Yeah. If you have somebody else tell them that you ran over their dog, they're gonna get mad at the person that told them, and then when they come and they confront you about running over their dog, they'll have them out in front of you at all.

Or they'll come at you and they'll have already been able to process. Yeah. I am going to play this. The dog being run over for a little bit. I like that's a good point. I'm going to play this video. Here we go. Hi, I'm John.

I'm Beth Briggs. Some bad news. This is a recent. This is a July. And you do this on the street, John. This is the amount of respect you have. You on your porch, are you? Oh yeah, I'm just a, I'm on my porch.

Get that good daytime lighting. Cool. Magic Harry. Here comes a plane. Oh, and a car. Hello? Here comes a plane Antichord Hello Hi, is this Chase Hi, I'm John I

Run a service where I break bad news to people for other people news to people for other people. Okay. And your girlfriend, Brianna, hired me to break some bad news to you. She's been cheating on you. Hi. Yeah, and she wants it to be over now. So, uh, yes, sorry. You know, is there anything I'm going to? What? Uh, some guy named Mike.

All right, well, really sorry to be the one to break this bad news here, bud. Any more information? No. really sorry to be the one to break this bad news here bud I'm just here to break the bad news you ever go one man too late oh my god so she said Mike so she gave the information yeah she did at least was nice enough to, so she gave the information. Yeah. She did at least was nice enough to give that. She gave you some background.

I'm always looking at it from like a legal standpoint. Like if this guy goes and kills Mike, you know what I mean? Like is there any way he could be liable for any of it? I don't know, John. Are you really hope that? Only if you made it. I don't think he thought about it. He made up the way.

I think if he's giving factual information that he has, he can be all liable for it. I'm talking to he thought about it. I think he's giving factual information that he has. He can be reliable for how some are at. I'm just a little mad. Yeah. And she did say, I mean, you found that if she had not said who it was, then you would not have known that. Right. Exactly.

What kind of other bad news have you broken to people? Credit card number. have you broken to people credit card uh... i had to tell uh... this a mexican woman that uh... she might stop shut up that's important because she didn't speak any anguish oh no

you have to speak Spanish what do you speak Spanish no no no not at all okay what did you have to tell the Mexican woman she she just I guess it was her nephew he wanted her to stop like fucking a bunch of dudes to pay for and like leading them on and sugar daddy ing them to get like to basically fund her many children from multiple different shooters. You wanted her to stop being a prostitute?

Not pretty much. I wanted to be nice to them. Yeah, okay. That's pretty bad news. Yeah. And she couldn't understand anything that I said. So she just ended up sending me pictures of her and her kids for about 12 hours. Oh, you should have done hand puppets or something.

Yeah. Oh, you're on the phone, yeah, right? I was on, yeah, I was on the phone. You should have just used red Google Translate. Yeah, Google Translate, I was using that. And then at the end, I read this off of Google. So I'm not sure about that shit. And then a sentence explaining that you just read it off of Google Translate

and that you don't speak English. What's the range of responses you get from these people? I seem to take it pretty well, I guess. Most of the time I get banked, but there's been a few times where like, they relentlessly will continue calling me over and over and over again. Yeah. You know more. Because I don't, like, the way that this all started

was like I was drunk one night and I made the page as a joke between like a couple of friends and they shared it out. Yeah. And the post just kind of went viral and I started getting a lot of requests very quickly. So I didn't learn how to like spoof my number or anything like that. Okay. So just use my regular fucking phone number. Yeah. Why not?

So people just end up calling me all hours of the night, which is sometimes have you had to break bad news to women? Oh, that's my favorite. Uh, whenever a husband wants me to yell at their wife, uh, I love doing that. So you'll yell at somebody too, not just break bad news. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What have you yelled at them for? Uh, not cleaning the fucking house while there are husbands that work. That seems like a different service entirely. The bad news there. The bad news there.

The bad news there is your husband is disappointed in you. Yeah, I have some bad news. Exactly. You've failed to live up to your duties. Uh, husband's wanting better blow jobs. Oh, okay. I have some bad news. You give terrible blow jobs.

That's bad news. Yeah, that is good. Does she give you a description and then, or, you know, he gives you a description and then you have to, you know, you have to explain it to her. That's a good question. Yeah, exactly. You know, like, he'll tell me what he kind of wants

and then I'll tell her, this is what you have to do. I mean, do you guys ever just not pass that on and, you know, keep talking to each other? No, no, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I You guys ever just not pass that on and you know keep talking to each other Just check them do something like that because of your ethics right Service they've standards here. Yeah, I really Think they want yeah, go ahead with the top hat in the more lock shirt. Okay, let me find it Does anybody have it in the chat with the top hat and the more lock shirt. Okay, let me find it.

Does anybody have it in the chat? And the name of this channel is John Briggs Bad News. John J.O.N. Hi, I'm John. This, okay, yeah. No, I think John's a little drunk in this way. Yeah, I'm fucked up. I have been doing a lot of crosswords. Okay. All right. Yeah, I'm fucked up. I have been doing a lot of crosswords. Okay.

Drinking heavily. No, okay. And a couple of friends at a party wanted me to do it. So what is the bad news that you're breaking in this one? That the guy had been fucking his wife's mom. Whoa. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It would just be a secret. Yeah. Uh, okay. You're gonna play it right now. How is this not the best one? Bad to break some bad news. Well.

I don't rewatch them. I can't just post them up. I record them and I post them. I can't watch them. I... It was like one a.m. He's wearing a top hat and a more My name is John I'm from company called John Breaks Pat news Wait, that's my favorite the wrong one. Oh, but this one's not pretty good. He should be calling he should be calling a woman, right? Yeah

Okay, I got some bad news from Jeff Taek that I need to deliver to you. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he fucked Alissa. Oh, big deal. That doesn't mean nothing to do with me, man.

Yeah, but that kid Hunter. Yeah. It's probably his. Oh, good. Let's do them. Honestly, I'll go flip to them. Honestly, I really don't give a shit about Jeff Deak. You don't give a shit about Jeff Deak? No fucking nothing if you're Jeff Deak.

It's Jeff Deak's job because I work once on the Y-Face. It's my business, so I come to ask for a minute. All right, well, can you leave your review on my page? Look, if you want me to deliver some bad news to them... Buddy! Wait, are you Jamaican now buddy i'm in New York i'm i just i but listen i'm really sorry to be the one to break this to you i just break bad news

is that your catchphrase i get hired by people I'd bring bad news. I'm sorry Listen, I just have some terrible tics. Yeah, would you like me to break some bad news to them? What Look, I'm just doing my job, but I Look, I'm just doing my job, bud. I just told you, you're just my channel. That's the bad news. Just like fuck the list and hunters, not your son. There you go.

Alright, well, I'm happy to have delivered that bad news to you, bud. I'm really sorry that you're going through all this stuff, bud. I'm really sorry that you're going through all this stuff, bud Wait are you Irish or Jamaican? Pretty funny I don't even know Jeff Dex I don't know him I just. I just delivered bad news. This guy's really confounded by the nature of the service. Very funny. Really. Well, it's got to be a put on of some sort of beach in real life.

All right. So, John, you've got a, I don't know, anything else about your channeling, it's funny. It's about, it's funny. Very fun. Well, I've, I've kind of upgraded from doing like drunken, cooked out binge, prank calls. Yeah. Taking it more seriously. Like, yeah. Yeah, I have a more serious approach. I do live streams now where the audio is a lot better.

I got bad news for you, Johnny. Just stop filming vertically. We could stop that. Turn the camera. That would be good. Well, everybody that was filming also was very fucked up at that party. I see you got to be your own set of a photographer man You got to make them turn that thing on the side. Is anything make you a rage? Yes, all right, so

Do any of you guys know your birth weight? I Did I do you do yeah? Oh no? 814 814, eight, 14, eight, 14 what? Eight pounds, 14 inches. Eight pounds, 14 inches, there you go. 14 ounces. 14 ounces. 14 inches.

14 inches. I don't know why. I've known it since I was a kid. Why, you know, and a lot of people, and other birth weight, what's that? I don't think birth weight. What? No, it's heavy.

I was having dinner with my girlfriend's family and her sister brought her boyfriend and at this fucking dinner table while I'm sitting there, his girlfriend's dad is sitting there, my son is sitting there. This motherfucker brings up a conversation about birth weights. Who would do that? Horrible, horrible. I thought somebody fucked. And he brought up this conversation

I think specifically to brag about his birth weight. Oh, I can't believe he's talking so fast about shit. Why the hell would you? Oh my God. Something you had. What is there left for people to brag about the fucking cars they're tasting music their house is nothing there's nothing left for people to be proud of

other than their weight at their fucking birth oh my god when I was in the womb I was absorbing nutrients like a champ you're a bitch made compared to my size I think the I'm sure the only reason I know is because my size. I think the, I'm sure the only reason I know is because it was good. The worst part about it was he said it out loud and and then for like a brief fucking couple of minutes, I was molested with the knowledge of his birth weight. So now I'm sitting around

trying a Homer Simpson, like the fucking like knowing his birth weight out of my head by googling random facts about serial killers. And why is that so distressing to you? I don't know, it's stuck in the head. You have to fucking know your goddamn birth weight. Like Sean, I'm gonna have to go and research a bunch of shit now. Look what I made him do. You were eight pounds 14. Eight 14. Why do you fucking have that? Every bit of that too. But you shit now look what I made him do 14

Every bit of that too I'm sure I know it because I'm the oldest of four So because Talking about No, oh because Because of my younger brothers and sisters Were you like the heavy on record for the for your family? No, I'm not even I don't think so.

A guy is a baby. Why was it so impressive? What? How big was that? Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, no big was that guy. He's already. He's already.

I can remember. I can't see that in my fucking brain as fast as possible. But I feel bad for my kid because I know he's walking around with the knowledge of this dude's birth weight running around in his head. Is it really on like the original birth certificate? What about this birth weight? Where do you get your birth weight?

No, I go to work and I'm talking to my girlfriend on text message and she's like, oh, my sister's here with her boyfriend. And I'm like, oh, is he talking about fucking birth weights again? And she goes, yeah. Oh, what the fuck, what the fuck? So he's a very odd trigger.

I'm talking house telling my girlfriend about his fucking birth weight. And she's listening to it like a fucking whore. Yeah, there is. I would be pissed if I discovered a guy was telling my girlfriend about his birth weight. Just make up a birth weight. Yeah, make up your birth weight, like 14 pounds.

I was 22 pounds and 17 ounces. Nice, well, no, you can't be 17 ounces, that's too much. I kind of like, there's probably a lot of you, you need to be 10 pounds, one ounce. He's always got a conversation starter. Yeah, all right, John, get out of here. That's very good. Thanks, buddy, that's your calling in.

814. 814. 814. Let me see what else I got here. Are you going to play Minecraft? God damn it. Ask for the chat. So you played Minecraft? Yeah, they set up a Minecraft server, but I got it. I saw it. And it's like Immaculate. There's a, the Dr. Phil set us in there. There's all these palaces already built and I don't even know how to like bang rocks together. Did they put it in like,

do you have to collect bricks or do you get an unlimited supply of bricks? I don't know. I don't know anything about how it works. Have you ever played Minecraft? Well, I've walked around and looked at things. I don't know if that counts as playing. It seems like it.

You gotta start digging. I got lost. Doug a hole and I got lost in it. Yeah, put the mine in the background. I'm gonna put it in the background. Well, let's see here. This is from Reddit, Reddit rage. Yeah.

People on Reddit hate. Bobbobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobob I don't know why that bothers me, but I hate it too. Well, because it refers to multiple versions of the truth. Well, that's in, well, then that's... It's like they're having their own religion. Yeah, this is my truth. It's like, no, I kind of only hear truth when people are talking about Jesus. So you're sitting here telling me that you are like that you are like onto Jesus.

Why don't you go get fuck with that you fat-sau. It's usually spoken by people who want to live in a delusional fantasies. I agree, or who got called out on their bullshit, but won't accept it. Yeah, I'm living my truth. Everything I'm doing is completely retarded. Like, well, yeah, but it's my truth.

I don't know, man, extrapolate that out. Everybody seems to be living in a little fantasy these days. That's all Zoe Quinn said it when her me too story fell apart about that guy who killed himself I don't think about that or this wonderful you story your truth is you want diversity of thought and opinions You are still ignoring the fact that you're promoting unhealthy lifestyles and deluding yourself into thinking otherwise We'll put you in an early grave same to you., Tess Holiday. Your truth is a fantasy, except objective truth, damn it. Movement and traction says these rage is not getting right on the show anymore.

Chucks for W. Being asked, what are you into? I don't know, nothing, I sleep, I go to work, I cook, eat, and clean pans. What are you talking about? What time do I even have to be into something? Does video games count? Yeah, what are you into? Ah What time do I even have to be into something? Does video games count? Yeah, what are you into?

Yeah, slowly marching towards death. I like to deal. Same thing everybody's into. Makes it up with some drugs. Everyone's in the wild. We all have common interests. Arguments. Arguments online and imaginary ones in my head, pretty much.

Yeah, not really doing much introspective thought about anything. Daydreaming about my inevitable demise. Yeah. Trying to resist talking about all of these things. High school. much introspective thought about anything. Daydreaming about my inevitable demise. Yeah. Trying to resist talking about all of these things. High school. Pretty much. Yeah, because I don't even enjoy those anymore.

Watching a football match, once or twice a week, I'm an adult male. I don't have time to be into something. Does anyone, most of my time, is spent doing what's necessary to survive. Yeah. Then the rest is split between pointlessly arguing with my wife. And then when she calms down, explaining to her why she's wrong. And no, I'm not into that. If only you could get paid for arguing with your wife.

LA based comedians is October begins the three-month season of Let's Go Look at Houses. You ever been with someone like that? Like looking at Houses. ever been with someone like that? It likes looking at houses. Like decorated up for the holidays? I mean, I like to, not when they're on sale. Like going house, yeah. Open houses. Looking around.

Yeah, but not routinely. I'm like, I've done it. I've done it. If I see a sign for an estate sale, I have a good time digging through people's dead lives. Yeah. Open houses though. My mom is a house.

It's not really cool. It's sterile and horrible. It's like a way to have mandatory work fun with your family. I don't need to drive around looking at houses with decorations. Oh no, this is for decorating. I take it in my day to day life. Why do we have to set aside specific house observation time? It's a very specific complaint. And you just know when people take down Halloween decorations, they put up Christmas

decorations right away to make their lives easier. So you get late Halloween decorations and early Christmas decorations, colliding mid November. I think you really, the key to understanding women is to actually be able to look at a house that's been decorated for Christmas and be impressed by that. I appreciate that they have put in any amount of effort in their life into something like that. I was walking over to your place and I'm like, oh yeah, people like put up Halloween decorations. Yeah, it's like a thing for them.

Like sick people. Yeah, but I guess. But maybe they're really happy. Like maybe this is what I'm supposed to be doing is painting pumpkins and what a, oh did you see the black face pumpkins by the way? No. There's a news story where a bed bath and beyond was selling pumpkins painted black with like you know skeleton whatever things on them

Yeah, I had to take them down because it's blackface the pumpkins are black. That's good All right, what else do I get very good? Let me see Eric do you and do you and Donnie pesos want to talk? I'll let Donnie pesos on first. God that Donnie Donnie pesos are you there? Oh, yeah, hi hi I want to talk. I'll let Tommy Pesos on first. God, that's Tommy. Tommy Pesos, are you there? Oh, yeah, hi. Hi. Oh, fucking fine.

How are you guys? Good, how are you? How are you? How are you getting blown up and chilly down there? I know you guys are having a big civil war for fun or something like that. Oh, you're in chilly. Yes. Oh, man.

Fucking crazy. You guys got a good figure right now, right? You're not too killed. Any of the protesters. Who was in the ground? Yes Crazy That Military They told the military not to kill protesters People they're not allowed to kill people. What are they protesting? No The subway right, the underground train? Yeah, that's it.

The metro fairs were gonna go up four cents America. That's it. Yeah, well, it's probably a little more. I'm already reported two different ways, either four cents or four percent, but I don't know. No, you do a zero point zero, five dollars. I don't know what that is. Well, here's the thing though, is it spiraled out of control because it was, you know, a student No, it was zero. Zero five dollars, I don't know what that is. Well, here's the thing though,

is it spiraled out of control because it was, you know, a student protest, they're like, well, we're just not gonna pay the subway fees, we're just gonna ride the subway. And then the government was like, okay, then we're gonna send fucking armed soldiers in there to make sure you do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I didn't happen that way. The way the event is that was all organized. There was one of the political parties, either the Communist Party or Pinto Alto, whatever, that's the progressive party. They made students go and break in the metro and one of the metro, like four or five trains got blown up and shit.

Oh shit. I can flip it. Dude, it's going off right now. I feel like a very spectacular, and then a bunch of Yieldins burned and really? There's a country by Kofi and Chile right now. Yeah, it's on the ground. You can't go out at night.

So you go like an extremist group. There's like tanks in the streets. Just for the subway. Just for a five cents increase of the subway fare. Yeah, basically. Wow, you guys don't fuck around. I find it very fucking suspicious. It's one of those things that works. It's no ball. And that someone made the explosives, right? The same day as these organic protest

happen. Oh, okay. The dirty is new. Yeah. You're saying it's like a sorrows in related, like funded fake protests. Oh, that fucking shit. There's a group in Latin America that was like congregating all these different progressive groups, like political parties. And my communist party and the progressive party were meeting up with that group and apparently saw like a literal conspiracy or a shit. Fucking weird.

Because these protesters that are supposed to be poor people are burning poor people shit, right? So now we can treat there as a bunch of rich students that are protesting in rich plazas and parking lots and shit for rich people. And a bunch of poor people beating out a black. They do their problems down there like that too. Yeah, they do that here too.

Poor people pretty much only break their own shit. They're riding by their old foreigners. But now the protest, it's not like about the subway stuff anymore. And I was kind of moved on to general, hey, you know, come to the quality types. Generally, we should be paying us to take the subway. Yeah, basically. All right. Um, so you have the titions getting paid too much. You have a, you have some kind of a problem with Eric

Guang, Tommy. I have a war with Eric, the red, I'm not gonna queer. Eric, I'm just fucking my gosh. I'm gonna be the rare, the red. I'm sure we're talking about the red. I'm here. What did you do? What do you want to talk about? That guy, right? So I tweeted that I was going to buy the website stereo is a fat faggot.com.

No, that's because this court called after the show last week, right? Right.com. No. Absolutely. It was a Discord call after the show last week, right? Right. And I was listening. These people forgot that my name on Discord is Matt. He's not a father or whatever. Yeah. They must have forgotten. I was listening.

And one of them said, oh, look, I got damn it, tweeted. Look, I got damn it, tweeted. And one of them said, I hope someone buys the URL before that guy. did. And one of them said, I hope someone pays that you are real before that guy. Oh, and you heard that, you heard them, you're inspiring that fucking Eric, the faggot, put it on me. Right, let's see.

And then on Twitter, he was like, oh, dammit, I just put it for you. And then he said he couldn't give me that you are real for 60 days. That's true. You can't transcribe it. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're not back. You're I Love criminal Who sing that Someone's got a sound Eric so what did you buy this domain from Absolutely bought a stereosis a fat dot com. I do. All right. Just about. Okay. I'm scared of you.

Why did you do that? So some people in the discord were talking about doing it. Some people in the discord were talking about doing it as a troll. I bought it. See my fucker. I'm not fucking it. I know fucking tonight See my fucker. I'm not fucking it. I never fucking deny that you, Gremlin.

The shut up when men are talking. Let me explain myself. Oh, this is gonna go. Oh, yeah. Don't I pay so much. How many people have you killed during this thing? I think you already. He's playing a website right now.

I know. Now, it's gonna be one mark. I know. That's what I thought. Come on, fuck. That's a I thought. Come on, duck. Duck on that. Yeah, so people in the Discord were talking about. You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I know this is a mistake of making. Oh, no. This is not a mistake. Speaking of all the wrong mistakes. I meant to buy Domé Pesos as a fat.com. Oh, God.

But I slipped up on my fingers and I accidentally bought a stereo as a fat.com. It was an honest mistake. I was going to buy the domain and say, hey, wasn't that funny? Here's the domain, have a nice life. I'm going to move on with my life. It's not a big deal. I'm going to move on with my life. I'm going to move on with my life. Right. Okay. And so I offer him the name of life. It's so disrespected. I'm going to move on with my life. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. And it wasn't a big deal. It's not big. It's on Twitter. He reached deep into his pockets

and pulled out all the spaghetti that he owns. And he just threw it all over Twitter. Oh, but what about he's saying that he heard people talking about ruining his joke on Discord. You guys didn't know it was him. I was in the call, but I wasn't the person who said that. Who did? I genuinely don't remember. So you bought it to give it to him?

Is that what you're claiming? Yes, and I have tweeted as that. Thank you, say, my tweet that you put on me, that you are railed for 60 days. No, okay, so that's not the fucking no-sommet, that's not a me thing, that's actually an eye can thing.

I see a and an international consortium of names and numbers. It is a limitation when you bought. I do know that before. Damn, industry, you fucking idiot. So you didn't know that before I did I can move the domain into a different account with the same red distra I cannot move it to a different red distra so I was gonna put the domain into a different account then give you access to that account

and then you hurt my feelings online and I don't know if I want going to put the domain into a different account, then give you access to that account. And then you hurt my feelings online. And I don't know if I want to give you the data. Oh no. Do you think I heard your feelings? I think you did. You can know the fact and that really hurt my feelings. I'm deeply upset with you right now. I don't think this is going to be resolved.

Sean, these are two. No, not without a lot of fun. I mean, you could purchase a similar URL. How about a dot? Well, he's done that. That's true. He got a file. It's not like he's a fat dot org.

A club. He could have got fun. I have a dot industries. Oh, wow. I don't know. I mean, if we cannot resolve the situation, maybe we should bring some money out. Don't expect to get. I'm not expecting that.

I love everybody out there. How you guys doing? I'm the big winner here. Stereo's hoping. All right. Come with down to business. What the hell is getting some money? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm the big winner here Stereo's Alright, come on down to business. What the hell was getting some money? Secrets I don't see I need a bigger TV dead and guess what dead you're paying Shit, I need money to not tell secrets I can't believe the stereo said that. You know what?

This actually gives me an idea. Why don't we ask a stereo is what we should do with the URL? Yes. Let's give him first dibs. We'll see what he wants, which one of us he thinks should own it. He's just as invested in this as we are. Oh, you're talking about the real guy. I thought you had a sound clip for that.

All right. All right. Get out of here. You guys are. You're talking about the real guy. I thought you had a sound clip for that. All right, all right, get out of here. You guys are. No, I think Stereo should decide 100% what you have been with, that you are real. Okay. Stereo's. Okay. I don't understand most of what that person said,

but give me some money. Why do you need money to not tell secrets? So I was like extortion,. I'm gonna get the money. All right. Right now while we're deciding what to do with the domain, I have forwarded it to Hazen Cruz's YouTube video about Estarios. Oh no. That fucking video, did you guys watch that video?

I did. I watched it. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. It's pretty wild. I heard he was in the I got to go watch it again But have the live chat on so there's a direct forward. He's saying if you go to a stereo, so is a fat Com

Right there. All right Yeah, that's what he said you do video I'm just putting your eyes In the situation. Okay, okay, goodbye everyone get out of here. I got to do voicemail What makes you guys a rage? You're both horrible. What makes you a rage? Oh, God. So this is definitely not about me. It's definitely didn't recently happen to me, but have you ever like, all right, you're taking a shit and you wipe your ass. And no matter how much you wipe the toilet paper, still dirty. So you keep wiping your ass and you wipe and you wipe and you wipe and the next thing you know, you've torn your

asshole open and there's blood on the toilet paper. No, you learn to stop. You gotta control yourself. You gotta control yourself. Like every time you shit, you re-taire your asshole open. And so you're just perpetually walking around dealing with a sore bloody asshole all day. It's definitely never happened to me, but I know a guy. And I feel like if that were to happen to me,

say like yesterday morning, hypothetically speaking, that would probably make me a really big rage. Okay, okay. This is not dinner time conversation. By some, yeah, it's a one. Yeah, but by some decent toilet paper. No, I had this problem. I had to always wipe in my ass problem.

I got up to day, my life is literally a million times better. It's great. Yeah, I don't know why I'm saying that. I don't know why I'm saying problem. I got up a day, my life is literally a million times better. It's great. Yeah, I don't know why the day is not in this country. I go to like a public restroom and I go, oh yeah, they don't have a day. How are I'm so used to my ass? I'm gonna have to use the sink like nor like I used to. I'm so used to having my ass will lovingly caressed

by this stream of water. Do you have one at home? No. A listener sent me one and it's totally by my life. I know they're great. You have to get one. Get one for Christmas. Yeah.

For Christmas last year, I bought everybody a day and they went, I don't know, it's kind of weird. That was the best idea. That was the best idea. Actually installed it was like you have changed my life. I got my dad like a $600 bidet that had all kinds of you can check your stocks on it. It had like a probosis that saw it out your ass hole and sprayed it off. I just have like the cheap like $25 one that just you hook it right up to the water thing. It's no electricity or anything.

No, I actually fucked him over a lot with it because he had to get an electrician to come out of your real wire. Yeah, but it was great. It was like worth it. I'm sure. You're fucking old anyway. So you must have more asshole needs than I do with my age. I thought I was doing you a fucking favor

and you shit right in my face over. I still, I don't think he has it hooked up still. Really? Yeah, I almost hired an electrician to hook it up. Just to spite him. Yeah. Does it ever splash asshole shit water? No, it's using its own separate water stream.

Yeah, I'm not using it from the bowl. Diamond Pace, does you have anything to make you a ridge? You're too das, it's serious. It's serious, you have anything to... Yeah, what is it? One time I punched a hole through a door, because I got mad. I was drunk on a attractive exit mine,

was gear pressureing me? I go. All right, I'll find tonight. Ha ha ha! If you treat me wrong, I will destroy you. Is that you say that? Did he actually say that? I don't know. I don't even know what I even understand.

I got the press. I said I can't challenge him, but not at all. And all. Wow. He did it. He was weird too. He was a woman. Uh, I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I was facing those weird two of women. They tell you what to do. Uh, I. Oh, it's got a Christmas album. Domies got a Christmas album. They're doing a mundane matte one making. Oh, and you were singing the track. Yeah, I do. He is not the dad, right? He is not the dad, which is police Navi Don. It's very funny.

Yeah, he is not the dad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Can you sing some of it? Don't make face. Does he sing? Don't you sing on the album? Well, I can't tell that he's singing it right now. All right. Do you want me of it, don't we, face it? Does he sing? Don't we? Do you sing on the album?

Well, I can't totally sing it right now. So you want me to sing it right now? Just a little bit. Well, he's. I feel he's on the beat. Yeah. It's going to be like this. Feliz Navidad.

Pa pa pa pa pa. Feliz Navidad. Pa pa pa pa pa. Feliz Navidad. Monday Matis. A p-the-file. Ha ha ha. I wish you a Merry Christmas, P-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W-I-W- this clever quest on the lyrics. And just the regular song, but one lyric calls Monday, might have better fell.

And away, that's top to your comedy there. Okay. Vidal, thank you for coming in. Can you absolutely talk about your game for a moment? Well, I am excited because... How'd you mention it, Dick? Yeah. I've been waiting on this for a while.

I did a Kickstarter about a year ago for a game called Enemy Weapon. It is a card game. Okay. I am excited to give you a game called Enemy Weapon. It is a card game. Okay. I am excited to give you a copy of Enemy Weapon, fresh off the presses from some Chinese sweatshirt. Yeah. Make cards.com.

Is that where you got it? No. I made it. It was like a plain cards.com. No, type game, but instead of being idiotic, you gotta put a little more thought into it. Okay. So you know, like basically every round, I'm also giving you the bonus Hitler pack,

which only Kickstarter backers get. Oh, thank you. So in enemy weapon rights, there's two types of cards, there's enemies, and there are weapons, every player, would have a hand of weapon cards. Just grab a couple, grab some red cards for yourself. All right, I'm trying to find ones that aren't blank.

Yeah, the blank ones are, there's only a couple of blank ones so you can make your own. But here's some, yeah, there's the enemy cards. Those are the each round. You see a different enemy card. Well, Disney and you're a rogue, time traveling animator hell bent on destroying his legacy.

Okay, win condition, ruin a Disney movie by adding a weapon. I hate him. Yeah. And then you have different weapons like a filthy sex shop and a low income neighborhood. Oh, okay. I made a lad in a little more interest. A weapon.

I got it. I got it. I got it. It's better than it's better than cards. You can see humanity. Kevin Spacey's sex dungeon is a surprisingly useful weapon. Enemy, David Buster's and they are giving away luxury,

a luxury pleasure droid in return for 10 million prize tickets. When condition take home the pleasure droids, you got to figure out a way that actually... Right, but you have to use your mind because you don't necessarily have to win prize tickets. You could say, okay, I don't know. I have a weapon. Yeah. The museum of tolerance.

The museum of tolerance. A depressing trip through the history of racism and prejudice. That might not be helpful to the weapon. I'm just gonna use more weapons. Hey, go nuts. Anyone character played by Tom? A reverse gas chamber. Oh.

What does that do? It says on the card. They all have helpful notes. It brings Jews back to life. Any Jews resurrect Moses if you want. We don't care. The reverse gas chamber will bring Jews back to life. And that's a great one. Say you're fighting Hitler from the Hitler pack. Right, right. I bring all the Jews back to life. What are you going to do? The Hitler pack has a lot of Hitler themed. I would imagine. Yeah, I see. One more. Francis, here's a great combination.

Clara Hitler, a 28 year old Australian house, or Austrian housewife, the year is 1899, and she's nine months pregnant with the future leader of the Third Reich, wind condition, kill baby Hitler. Oh, I see. But here, you gotta think on your feet, because you don't have to, it does not specify

if you have to kill him inside or outside the womb Right here. I have the weapon the ability to instantly summon a staircase That's a great way You know Hitler's mom's walking along. We all get it takes a long fall down. There's fun shit in there All right, where can people go to look at this game? You can go to enemy weapon.com check it out and Yeah, the curse of premature ejaculation turns the target into a one-pump jump. All right, everybody. Pretty good. There's good stuff in there. Thanks for listening to Dic.show, patreon.com slash the Dic.show. I'll see you next Tuesday. This is

this is an honest mistake featuring me and Domey Paisos and Stereo. Really? Yeah. me and Dominic Paisos and Stereo. Really? Yeah. To show you something, it's very important. I will play a clip, it's a very important clip and I want you to hear this clip with complete silence and silence. It's by legend. Everyone's standing up.

Okay. Okay, let me give me a moment to quiet everyone down. John, please be quiet. Yes, I will play the clip in three two one Me shiny I'm a poop, I eat poop and I eat poop and I'm sorry if you give if that gave you a stroke. It's beautiful. Here we go with some who eats poop. I do. I poop in your homosexual.

Routinely. Yeah. Okay. Finally, we get to the voicemail. What makes me a rage is when nobody's on Twitter, like, get a viral tweet in their first instinct to link a PayPal. I'm like, what are you thinking? Like, oh, my God, I'm finally popular. People like me. They want to see more of the donate here. Like, you can run things. You just said something funny that people are going to forget within the minute.

It is one thing that's ever worth beyond me. Well, let the show be up. I hope you guys, if you guys enjoy that tweet, please feel free to just give me money for no reason. I got fucking inner problems. Yeah, well, it's no reason. I'm a fucky, center of business. Yeah, well, it's a bill. I guess, strike while the iron's hot, but that's ridiculous. Yeah.

It's a jump. It's the acceptance speeches that they have to do. Do you like, oh, I can't believe this blew up. I'm so, it's such an honor to have so many people like your tweets all the way. Please check out my SoundCloud. Yeah, I was gonna say, it's a stretch. It's my three-legged sound cloud. You You're not getting that dollar for your tweet, buddy.

I followed that guy. Let me see if fucking rage. Boomers that are driving for less than Uber because they have nothing better to do with their time. I had a woman. She just picked me up and I'm fucking on the court and her picture she looks like she's maybe, I don't know, mid 50s. I get in the car this will be 75

her late 60s ran over a the median divide talking profusely about how she's always afraid when cops pull people over on the highway because you never know when they're gonna book which is something really reassuring you want to hear from your driver yeah and then she starts talking about how oh yes nice to drive around campus and familiarize your thoughts about new buildings. It's how fucking old are you? Yeah, building. And then things have been built in forever. What do you... So, fuck yourself. She hadn't driven in like 30 years. Maybe when our currency becomes worthless, boomers can just pay each other in it to drive each other around and have conversations.

And a computer can do it because they're too old and stupid and arrogant to realize that they can no longer drive. So we can just give one a steering wheel like you'd give a baby who can pretend to drive in the front and the other one can sit in the back and pretend to be misdaisy and ask them questions about their, ask each other questions about their life. That's a new, new form of retirement home. I think that would actually make a lot of people kind of happy. Yeah.

I think so too. Maybe Dick heaven from Dallas. You know what makes me a rage? People who don't understand boundary and try to help you when you're not at home. Huh. and try to help you when you're not at home. I have a visit home for many years, but I'm still in good terms with my parents that still stay out and see them every weekend. Sometimes they still just feel quite understated like, you know, what needs too much.

So the other day, I was checking my credit score, you know, just every now and then, I can see how much higher up I'm getting on from scale. And I look at it, it's gone down 20 points and I'm like, whoa, that's weird. Why did it go down? I've done anything strange with my credit card. You're a fault for telling your parents. I'm thumbing through and I look at my overall account balance and it's gone up by an extra 25 grand. I was like, oh, what is this about? And then I check my account, there's an extra account on there for Capital One. I don't know any Capital One card. So I call my parents, they go, hey, do you have a Capital

One card? My mom goes, well, you have a Capital One card. Oh, my mom goes, uh, what an old. Oh, you have a capital one card that you had since December of 2014. That's a lot of stuff. That has been to the count open for that long. She goes, oh, yeah. That's our account. We added you as a card holder, you know, in case

we needed to go buy some fresh. Ah, you know, asking. You know that misses with my credit score, right? Oh, yeah, we're sorry. Okay, we'll take it off right now like wait, wait, wait, before you take it off, it's gonna take it again to better within time. Yeah, especially for something involving money, why didn't you talk to someone before you make a decision like that? The fuck are you doing my credit? Because they're entitled to deal with it. Yeah, you know, I raised you, I can, you know, you can back time. I started making a little back. Yeah, you can, you can owe me this one. Imagine what it's going to be like when you can take your kid's social credit score.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what else do I got here? Dad, I can't get a home loan. They think I'm a murderer because you murdered those people.

No. So Sean, something, hey, you know, you got in the bottom of the zone. He says, Jack, Jay, A, P. The number Japanese, those are called nip for new forms j-a-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- by my buddy who's from New Orleans. It's like, wait, yeah. Like that's, they're like white trashy girls. Yeah, like they're trashy girls. Like it's like, oh yeah, they call him Yat Girls.

Do they have anything to do with the viso girls? That's what I know anything. I don't know about that, but he was saying, yeah. Y-A-T. I don't wanna hear any more of that guy's racism. Yeah, no more bigotry on this shit, please. He was saying all kinds of racist slurs.

Not enough of that from shit. Oh, that guy, yeah. Oh my God. Dude, I haven't said shit. That's pretty sure you said that a women athlete's, I don't know, it was a whole thing. All I do is try to explain things. I try to explain things like those racist computers.

Yeah. You're tirade against Mongoloids. It's kind of weird. Oh my god. What did you picture in your mind when he said that that determines your racism against against Mongoloids? I was thinking. I was thinking. I was

thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was

thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. I was think of from the chief, the rapist East Asia heroes are right. Well, I mean, he did a lot of good things too. What did he do? I don't know. He rode horses. Oh, yeah. Did any event high heels? I have no idea. High heels. Yeah. High heels. He's fucking destroyed an Oshman sporting goods on a skateboard. No, hi, yeah, with an aluminum bat. Yeah. High heels came from horseback riders. So they could do archery while they're riding the horse and the heel would hold them in. Oh, okay. That's interesting. Yeah, like I've started.

Lifted on boots. Yeah. When we tricked women into wearing them to accentuate their buttocks. Yes. Nice. We're like, God, why are archers so sexy? Like, as those heels, they're always wearing. There we go. Lift the ass up. archers of sexy that is as he is always wearing here we go with the rest of it

you know to say thirty percent women who say that many of them you don't want to hear about you to tell me about your shit

you know what i wanted to get on it's fucking really good your shit. You know what I wanted you when I get home? It's fucking great video games and have a beer. I don't want to tell you what I'm talking about. My fucking thoughts are gonna have all that I don't want to hear about how you instinct, are gonna take French from a fucking 50th time to get this. Okay, all right, that was only 30% of my fucking arrange. Ah. 90% of my fucking arrange is from the men who believe women when they say they want to hear about our feeling. Guys, your fucking retarded.

They don't want to hear about our feeling, okay? And this whole bullshit about how, oh, if you talk about your feeling, it'll make you feel better. We need to lower the male suicide range. It's not going to make you feel like you're not going to kill yourself. Don't fuck to you. Yes, it's good. You know how I know that

bullshit because the talking about your feelings works, the trans people would have a 41% I think there may be other factors. No, thank you. All they back there. He's right. Thank you, Rodney. Missing that one a little bit. But that's a theory. That's all right. I mean, what? He's thinking. What he's thinking. He's at least thinking.

Uh, it is a trick. Keep him bottled up, folks. Yeah. I'll express him in that way on my voicemail. Yeah, occasionally just let loose. Sure. Horrific, right creates don't you feel better? Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait hold on a second. I this is fucking all came to me just now.

You had a couple months ago An email you said something about the virgin contest guy he won and he slept with a prostitute and now he's no longer a virgin and uh... he has that he doesn't understand what the stigma was behind vagina and now with okay any of the confidence could check that off his list yeah what the fuck he didn't check shit off of his list

that's not a new man that is not a person who is not still a virgin what did you know they keep it to be one of the rules that you can't buy a hooker you can't get someone hey buddy i got news for you you can only buy a hooker that's the only way you can have sex But let's hear more of your gatekeeping. He's saying because he didn't have to have any game to get laid Like he didn't have to he didn't have to go through money is the best kind of game. Well He saved up was yeah, he put his money

Working work yeah he put his money i would fucking work this it is definitely how you have to fucking get the picture of the only sleep with you that was the whole he's been like what the he's against performance enhancing drugs you have to do this case and i have to stick not be fucking weird get out of your comfort zone get someone a willingly want to sleep with you knowing that they're not going

to get paid for it is that the what the fucking rules have to be and i'm going to get for it my own virgin content you just i ever slept with a prostitute i would be so ashamed of myself every day i looked in the mirror not that i haven't thought about it not that i'm not going to do it in the future but what the fuck is this guy thinking and is it over with now? Why does everybody do that?

All right. We go fuck it. Because of people like you. That's why. Because of you shaming mother fuckers who want everything to be this endless charade with women. That's why more people don't do it. Because yeah, yes, thank you. Because guys like you are out there poisoning the earth with your sick ideas of shivalry and respect and mutually benefiting scenarios and taking money out of it. Consent.

Consent? Disgusting. Yeah. That's why more people aren't doing it. That's why you can't talk about it. Actually, there's a better form of consent, the money. It's clear. Oh, that's the last thing these can send the money. It's clear. It's simple.

That's the last thing these virgins need is having to debase themselves and twist themselves into some kind of a monster that a woman would dain't acceptable for sex. And then they're stuck in this creature they've created out of, out of, out of, romcoms and profiles. Yeah. You know what? Maybe all these men molding themselves into creatures who are capable of tricking women to having sex just gives us horrible people. Yeah.

At least pick up artists type. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Lade, but do you want to hang out with that guy? Here's what you got to do. You got to come to my nine part seminar where we wear top hats and boas and then we go out and treat women like shit How did you get laid? I paid a girl a $250 that I found on back page you idiot. You could just took a thousand dollars Seminole I was gonna say yes Save 750 dollars you should take my course. You're gonna bought my book Yeah, you're paying for it no matter what if you're one of them fucking guys me and my bros skip penis and Tommy two tons are gonna go out and spend

$900 at a bar flirting with each other and treating women like garbage while this fucking loser Just fired up his internet machine and hired a hooker his home to play an hour of video games before Right, all right All right, I gotta go play minecraft See and then and she wanted to leave afterwards. Yeah, the best part the bonus The pick up artists don't tell you how to get rid of them afterwards The drop-off artists is what we need next. Yeah How to get women to leave $900 for the pick up artist classes

extra 50 bucks and you get dicks drop-off artists his classes, extra 50 bucks and you get Dicks, drop off artists, seminar for free. That's a good bit. Yeah. I come in. Okay, after sex, you want to immediately call your mom. Yeah. On speaker phone. On speaker phone.

For higher a team of snipers headed by the pick off artist. Sean. That's violence against women. I know. I know. I know. I know. You're a man.

Jesus. That is today's show. All right, that's enough. Yeah, it's been plenty. It's been plenty. It's been too much today. All right. I guess we started a little later. Did I even talk about these video stuff? I mean, guys, I did pretty much.

Yeah, you did. You got, have you read any of his Reddit comments? I have read none of them. He aggressively doesn't understand points that people are making. Where are the screenshots? Where are the screenshots? Where are the screenshots? The guy told me, when he told me, he's right there saying that he told me, aggressively doesn't understand points that people are making where the screen shot no there is the screen shot. The guy the guy told me when he told me he's right there saying that he told me other people have said they heard similar shit gonna have to see a screen.

Can I have to get a screenshot of this. So is he so is he saying he doesn't know what he said what he did or did. Yeah, is that still the is that still well and we're not said literally everything. He first he told me that this is, he's hinting that maybe it's Maddox, Maddox is doing this, pitting us against each other. I think there's no fucking us, you jackass.

You totally, you totally skipped out after I wouldn't give you 50 grand. That's it. There's no, there's no team up. What are you talking about, divide us? Yeah, you had some weird thing about he wanted to be untouchable by the time he came back. I'm like, what the hell is that?

Yeah, yeah. I like what you want to get yourself. It was a very confusing post, honestly. Yeah. Again, it was one of those things where I'm like, I feel like he wrote some sentences and I was like, ah, it's giving away too much of my hand. And it feels like an unfinished. He made a huge PR post about it too.

Like here's, here's what happened. Oh, I'm just, and then all in bold post like, I need to clear my name. And then like listening a bunch of shit is like, man, I just think you run your mouth and it pissed me off. But, but he said he, he said he knows what he said or he doesn't. He claims to not, he had a chat with the, here's the problem. That's what, yeah. Whatever I say, all he's gonna do is leak more shit to try to clear his name.

Like as soon as I say anything, he goes, oh hey, Munky, remember when Dick was trying to get the girl who ruined your life on his show to milk it for views? I'm like, man, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Like, you're having an argument with one guy and you immediately bring in other people and they're shit. I did. He started dragging mum key into it. What what triggered that? I don't know. Oh, because mum key said, uh, estereos doesn't didn't want to be friends with them when it

was no longer cool to be friends with them. And he called him, uh, he said something about him being a pedophile or something about his girlfriend, you know, they're saying a stereo sound Ditch mom key when mom key was going through his shit. Yeah, okay, because of the weird And I said welcome to the party pal and then I got this All right, what a mess. I heard he abuses women. I don't know. I don't know. I just need to be reading a joke.

I do not endorse that joke, sorry. Oh, Munky is shitting on me. Did he delete that? I don't remember that because I stopped listening about a year ago when it got boring. Okay, Munky. Is that Munky's handle? It was been a year since he it got boring. Okay, monkey. Is that monkey's handle?

It was only a year since he was on, right? Or is it trotting? I don't know. I don't know. He did, he deleted them all. That's the other frustrating thing. He'll make an ass out of himself and then just delete everything.

It's like, why am I, that's the point of this. I don't know, I don't know. I know. Uh, oh well. Could all be a big misunderstanding. What's not? I don't know. Yes. Uh, oh well. Could all be a big misunderstanding. What's not? I'm not from my side.

I know what the guy fucking told me and pissed me off. Well, it's without the screenshots. I mean, what can you do? What a trouble. What if I keep making a fucking veto? Is it a weird fucking thing to keep saying like, got anything screenshot? Hey, somebody said something.

Somebody said he did something terrible. Oh, well, what do you have any screenshots of? I mean, I'm not even saying he did something terrible. I just don't appreciate it. No, I don't want to, I don't. It's a weird line. Your problem is that he's talking about stuff. Yeah.

You don't even care about the stuff. I'm not saying it's accurate. I don't give a shit if other people are jogging that I was like, you kind of are, it's, you kind of put yourself out there is like a close personal friend of mine and it's annoying. It's not something, yeah, it's nobody's business.

It's not your business to err any of that personal stuff or private stuff if you're a close friend of somebody. It just doesn't, that doesn't coincide with being. This makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, so I'm out. Yeah, and this is how I do uncomfortable. So I'm out. And this is how I do it. And that's it, out. Can you snap?

Snap out. Okay, goodbye everyone. Okay, see ya, thanks.