The Dick Show - Episode 18 – Dick on Maddox

Episode Date: October 3, 2016

Download the MP3 iOS 10, car seat adjustments, Persian racing rim upgrades, accidental heroes, my personal and professional reputation, why the Biggest Problem in the Universe ended, The Job Lynch Mob, Trump and I release our taxes, my faith in the UCB comedy scene is destroyed, Chump Syndrome, free speech; all that and more this … Continue reading "Episode 18 – Dick on Maddox" The post Episode 18 – Dick on Maddox appeared first on The Dick Show.

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How about those Dodgers? Is that what you to talk about tonight? Yeah, sure. Dodgers? So we are doing a, we're doing an emergency damage control podcast. It's an emergency damage control. All hands on deck. All hands on deck is we've got some,

we've got something we have to discuss. Oh yeah. iOS 10, right? Is that what everybody's here wants to hear about tonight? Well, now this is so, what are they calling iOS 10? I, it, and there's, what, what landmark are we? Are we, are you gonna, are you gonna try to delay the inevitable? No, I don't know.

It's a fucking disaster though. iOS 10, you just brought it up. You know more about it than I do. Well, you know, it always happens where I'm right in the middle of something. They doop me into these iOS updates. Like I'm jerking off or I'm on a call or I gotta get going or something and I see this little bloop pop up. I don't even read it.

I just say, yeah, agree, yeah, yeah, whatever. And every fucking time it's an iOS update that I don't want because I want to be a jailbreaker. I want a jailbreak my phone. I want all the goodies. I think someone already broke the seven. With the seven, the iPhone seven. Yeah, but does that mean they broke the iOS 10? Because it's a cat in mouse game with these jailbreakers like they will, they'll find exploits and then they'll withhold them until there's been a find exploits and then they'll withhold them until there's been a bunch of releases and then they'll hit everybody with, it's very, it's

very strategic game, it's very strategic. A game that I've never played, but I referenced because I assume there's a lot of strategy in strategic. If you say Tic Tac Toe, you sound like an asshole, even though there is a lot of strategy in Taktoe. I was at a Mexican bar. My life coach is joining us. Hey there.

Coach, say hello to the, this, the chat room today, by the way, looks like a Trump rally on YouTube. If you go to, there's like gold bricks in there that make it a big wall. No, no, no, no. I mean, if you go to, so if you go to patreon.com slash the dick show, and you pledge, if you put down 20 bucks a month and become one of the big dick ballers on Patreon, dot com slash the dick show,

you get access to the live feed. And right now, I'm looking at the live feed and these comments are screaming by. Oh shit. They're screaming by like I'm in a, like I'm in Star Tours at the beginning of the old Star Tours, like, two, two, two, two, two, two, you're screaming by like, I'm in a, like I'm in Star Tours. At the beginning of the old Star Tours, I was like, you're flying by me and every say,

I was, okay, at your wedding, at your destination wedding, which is like a way to say, fuck you with all your friends, right? At your destination wedding in Mexico, I, we were at this bar. I forget the name, it doesn't matter, but they had these girls walking around selling shots.

And they would do the great salesman. Oh, yeah. It's sales persons. They would dup you into buying their shots by saying, look, you play me at Tick-Tack-Toe. And if you win, you get a free shot. And if I win, you got to buy a shot for me. And it's of course, you know, it's some little seniorita. You're thinking, all right, you're stepping up to the Tick Tack toe like John Wayne, like,

all right, you all show you how I'm an American plays Tick Tack toe. Sure enough, six games later, your shit faced in the street. But I sat there playing Tick Tack toe and out thinking this seniorita for maybe, I got to say 30 games. Right. I tied her for 30 games straight. And then I got greedy or perhaps drunk because I was drinking the whole time. She eventually got me under by her stupid shot, but they got, because they played conservatively.

You know, you know, you know, you play not to lose. And that's the worst kind of playing. Yeah. What's, it's not a game then. You're just drawing shitty pictures with someone, if you play, just pump people do that. Once again, the podcast, where everything's a cont.

Everything is a fucking thing. I remember that so specifically because I wanted to beat her so bad after 30 games of tying, and I could tell in her eyes that she was impressed by my tying ability, my strategy, my strategy go. That's why I bring up Tick-Tack Tell.

You know what though? What, she's got a live in Mexico. What do you mean? What's wrong with Mexico? Isn't everyone flooding back to Mexico? Cause it's so great. That's where all the celebrities are gonna move. Once Trump gets elected.

What we can do is that. I distinctly remember that little game. And I remember after about six games, I was like, well, I now I want a shot. So, okay, let's just give me the shot. They won either way, and yeah, exactly. That's how they catch you. That's what's happened to your iPhones with iOS 10.

It's turned, the phone, like the nice clear layout of your phone is totally destroyed with a Tic-Tac-Toe grid that consists of symbols I've never seen but the new iOS 10 is like being in a Chinese airport, except it's in my hand. I'm like, where the fuck did all my controls go? And why did they do this? So I'm hammering my phone. Like nothing makes sense anymore on my iPhone. I'm hammering into it like Al and quantum leap, like Ziggy.

Like just find me the fucking thing. Where are you? I'm pounding into it. Where? How do I get to my email? And it's saying, it says you tap home twice to get in, but it never fucking works. Like you think just double click. I know how to double click.

I've been doing it for 20 years. Like you don't think I know how to double click. I've been double clicking onto this thing and it's just not working. It's not working. They change it. It's like if you, you know, when you get in your car and somebody has messed with your seat settings, oh, that's the fucking worst. It's like if you, you know, when you get in your car and somebody has messed with your

seat settings, oh, that's the fucking worst. It's the worst car wash or something. Yeah, it's the worst because you can never figure out exactly if you got it back, right? I know. And you have to get in the next day, really, and then go, oh, yeah, this is right. Sean, maybe you would remember, but I have no, there's so many variables. I'm like, I cannot. I have no idea if this was the correct way to put my seat.

And I don't know if my comfort is going to suffer because of this, because I had those old settings for like 18 months. Why, like, that's why the luxury cars are an extra 30, 40 grand, when it's basically the same thing. You should measure from the front of the floor board to the seat, little grease pencil, and then take a carpenters level,

and see what you do. You know what you do? I can see you do it in that. You're like, oh, the back of the seat. It's full of garbage. Like a protractor, I'm orienting in my own car. That's why the luxury cars are so much more expensive because when you get to some point in your life,

does you have presets? That's not everyone has those. Well, that's an older luxury car. No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about my phone now. My Lexus, by the way, I fell asleep for a minute. So fuck you. So you remember my racing rim story? When I wrecked my car and I got Persian racing rims,

that's all about it. Do you remember that one? Most of it. Yeah, you were there for it. So I've recently found out that not only are they Persian race, I wrecked my car because of the rain. Just for new listeners, it was raining very hard. I was minding my own business doing donuts

because it would be fun my life coach and I, and I ran in the end of my blog. Yeah, the end of the coaches block. Now at the end of his street, at the end of his street, I ran up onto a curb and destroyed the front of my car. It was pretty cool. It was cool. Sounds like my father.

What? Why? Did he? Oh, God. You want to tell the story? Destroyed a car. Yeah, I mean, he, uh, he had a sports car and he was, uh,

what kind of sports car? This was when he had a Ferrari. Oh, God. Oh, that one. There was a short period of time in his life when he made a lot of money. And then he spent even more money. And he was a basketball player.

No. Yeah, he was coming home from a restaurant. So he decides to get on it going up a hill and it had been raining, road was slick. See, it's the fucking rain. Yeah, again, it's the rain. He loses it. So the street is like a, there's the main street and then there's a street's the right he loses it. So it comes the street is like a there's the main street

And then there's a street on the right that like forms a T So you can only go right you can't go left is like a hillside and a green belt and all that kind of shit So he hammers it up there loses it jumps up on the curb sideways Sheers off a fire hydrant, okay? Now, I don't know if you've ever seen a fire hydrant Sheer off the funniest thing in the world. they shoot like 200 fucking feet in the air. It's like unbelievable.

It's unbelievable shooting into the people getting spread around. There are more people watching a fire hydrant blown off than fireworks. Well, it's awesome. We don't stop there. So that thing sheered off. He continues to skid across this little street

that like tees into the main drag. How fast do you have to be going to sheer a fire hydrant? I don't know. I can get up and go pretty quick. Yeah. So, uh, sheers off the stop sign across the street, comes to a skidding stop with two wheels broken under the thing, like two wheels on the passenger side, after taking out the person's front lawn and lawn geese. LONG geese. LONG geese. Like the tackiest lawn decoration. Yeah, which apparently he was like a neighborhood hero. I'm sorry. So he side swiped someone's lawn on his.

I wish I were kidding. Oh man, I used to drive by that thing and there were huge grooves in the grass. You know, and he couldn't, he had to climb out the window because I don't like it. Oh my gosh. Okay, well, take that. And then when I got back, I got wrecked. I got it repaired and insurance fucked me by putting these goddy, awful Persian racing rims on my car.

I recently was, when, when, when Denzel was on, he wanted to see the Persian racing rims up close. So I took him down my car and, like, well, there they are. He leans in and goes, can I steal it? What is, how dare you? Oh, how dare me. How dare you? And he loves that.

He goes, what is this mean? I look down and it is a recessed FF7 on all of the rims. Bro, those are not Persian racing rims. They are fast and furious seven racing rims. Way stupider and shittier. Oh my God. And more embarrassing than Persian racing rims. I have passed for like furious seven racing rims

on my fucking car. I'm these motherfuckers that probably got them for free. Like they probably were handouts that have premier or something. Viso Vin Diesel's Fadass was slipping around FF7 racing rim. Okay, anyway. So that's iOS said, they change it around and you never know if you're getting back to as good as it used to be. Yeah, that's my point.

Movie branded racing rims, all right. I got to talk about what you're getting back to as good as it used to be. Yeah. That's my point. Movie branded racing rims. All right. I got to talk about what we're all here to talk about. I was going to record. I'm leaving tomorrow. Tomorrow is Thursday. I'm leaving tomorrow to go to San Fran for the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival.

Dadeys girl. Great time. Meeting my man there. Yeah. Seeing his wife there. We're going to lay out in the San Francisco sun. I've had some blue grass. Is that a beach divorce?

Man, you're so cynical. I know. Just because they got married by an Earth Goddess mother while a feral child with dreadlocks ran around just because it was a pair wedding. Yeah. Doesn't mean it's any less special Sean and valid than any other anyone else is wedding. Was the cat a witness?

The cat. That's not any paperwork. I have a follow up on the invisible cat story. We'll get to it later. I was going to go up there and talk about the invisible cat and how fuck San Francisco was. I thought it'd be a great episode. But we got to record early.

We got to record early. We got to record early. Yeah. Okay. Is fellas? I don't know if you can hear, you may not, you may not be able to hear the pitch forks at the gate. You may not be able to feel the heat of the torches in the air. I feel the heat that are currently surrounding me.

But the job lynch mob is here and they are coming for me. The job Lynch mob has descended upon yours truly in a way that I always fucking said they would. They are coming for my livelihood. They are coming for my show. They are coming for my fucking head. I don't know if, do you know, do I need to say what's going on at the moment? Do I need to say the cause of their hounding my Twitter? They're hounding my work. They're hounding all of my personal shit. I've been banned from a long-running show at the UCB comedy theater. I was called by people I've known for years and who have been good to me and who I've

been friends with and told that I was no longer welcome. On a simple comedy show ever again. Because of complaints, because of a sudden and coordinated attack, email attack on me regarding me, their emailing Patreon. It's a massive fucking witch hunt. In only the way that you will understand if you've ever been the victim of a job lynch mob.

Yeah. And this has evolved. I will drop a big one for you. They have evolved from going after your job. These chicks who are after me, they've evolved from going after your job, these chicks who are after me, they've evolved from going after my job, they've evolved from going after my fan support on Patreon. They don't even want to convince people to not support me on Patreon. And by the way, God fucking bless each and every one of you who support dick on Patreon because

without your support, I cannot keep my raise. I, Sean, I would have to reduce. Sean, we've been talking about you for five minutes. So the rate that other cheap fucks on other podcasts, pay him. It would be disgusting. I would be disgusting without the support on Patreon. Oh, he knows. I would be completely fucked because of these mother fuckers who are gunning for every single I don't know if I need to say this, but there's a huge audience to the show.

It's a lot bigger than the people who comment online than who interact online. So I'm gonna explain exactly what happened just to make sure, you know, there's 30,000, 40,000 people that was at this show. So I'm gonna go through it very slowly because this is a fucking lynch mob. This is a real life lynch mob.

You always hear about these fucking social justice warriors and activists, cause crusaders going after guys and attacking their work, getting them fired, shit like that. And it's always, it's always because of bullshit. So I'm going to go through the whole thing step by step just so everyone understands how a mob gets formed in this modern day. This is what happened. Maddox, we all know,

Maddox has been saying for months that he's got something that could damage my personal and professional reputation. It's always a big joke, right? Because what could that possibly be? Yeah, that's exactly what I've thought. That's why I'm still kind of reeling because I've known you for a while and seen you done quite a few ludicrous things.

What, divine ludicrous? Offensive. Offensive things, right? Yeah, more and more accurate. And this, I don't know, I'm going to let you continue. I'm not going to try and describe it just yet, but- I mean, I'll tell you what, man, this is a world where you cannot be offensive anymore. Well, I just, this isn't even offensive.

I described this as a red pill too big to swallow. So, let me, I'll get into what happened. But this is the gist of it. It's not even anymore at a point where being offensive gets you lynched by these people. It's at a point where if they hear something that sounds like it's offensive, if someone can present you as possibly being offensive,

if they can appeal, if they can titillate that lust for violence that people have, which they call justice in their minds, that's enough. And that was enough to do it to me. So I'm gonna go through Maddox posted this fucking video, this candy ass coward video online called Why the Biggest Problem Ended. And because everyone wants to know,

he's been quiet forever about typical Maddox fashion and takes him five months to make a video about why the biggest problem ended. You'd think the video would actually have a reason for why the biggest problem ended, right? It's a big fucking statement. What's the point of the video is to explain why it ended, right? That should be the entire point of it.

If you're judging it at face value, no. That video is responsible for dozens, I don't know, how many dozens of fucking chicks these bitches from UCB that are hounding me on Twitter, hounding me personally, hounding my professional life, and recently upgraded to hounding my fucking parents. Whoa. Yeah.

That's the goss. That's the goss. Let me explain something to you about, go ahead. I was gonna say, if somebody feels they have the moral high ground, they're capable of anything and by any means necessary is okay. Anything, anything. Anything, these people will stop it. I mean, they're sending up. And there's nothing worse.

You get the extremes on either side, but I believe that the far left is the most dangerous group in this country. Oh, unquestionably. Because they're the ones that support fucking fascism. They're the ones, they're the ones. Remember when South Park did that? And they said, well, it's not fascism because we don't call it fascism.

Yeah, like, well, are you still making me do stuff by threat of force? Or like, do you want me to shut my mouth and stop saying offensive things or else? That's called fucking fascism. That's what the mafia does. Like terrorizing my fucking parents, are you kidding me?

Now granted, nothing has happened yet, but these bitches, this little collective in UCB of comedy broads are brazenly, brazenly in their, they have a secret little Facebook group where, and I'm not talking about nobody's. Like I'm talking about chicks who endeavor to make their fucking career in comedy. This is their job.

This is their job, and they're seeking to cut me out of it. Unluckily for them, I've been dealing with this shit for 11 years. So you fucked with the wrong person. You came after the wrong fucking person, we'll get to that. Maddox releases a video on why the biggest problem broke up. And I said in the first episode, it's artistic differences. Artistic differences is what happens

when you just fucking hate each other. You can't make it work anymore. That's why they call it that. It's true. Because every band breaks up because of art. And they're trying to get into it. There's no need to get into it because everybody understands what hating somebody means. Can't work together anymore. Can't work together anymore. Don't want to be in the same room. Somebody pushed too hard. Somebody didn't. It's everybody's fault. That's the bad outweighs the good. Right. The bad outweighs the good. Right, the bad I always good and somebody can't

continue doing it anymore. But the video, Maddox's fucking video is not that. It is a blatant in my opinion, Huffington Post style, hit piece. Character assassination. Character assassination, thank you. It's filled with the most outrageous leaps of connection. The most outrageous leaps of connecting with absolutely ridiculous evidence quotes that are taken wildly out of context. And at no point does he attempt to give even the most rational explanation of anything presented in that fucking video?

That's the opposite. And I'll, that's the opposite of what? And he does the opposite. He paints everything and the, yeah, I saw. Okay, I haven't seen it. I've only seen parts of it and people have explained it to me. And I'm gonna go through the whole thing live. Because I want to, this is now, this fucking video that Maddox put out has deeply affected

my personal life and caused a bunch of crazy chicks who have, now listen to me, no matter what I said, there are thousands of actual violent crimes being committed right now. If you're some fucking hashtag junky keyboard warrior and you're sitting online trying to destroy someone's life who's saying offensive things, even if they are offensive to you, you could be, you could be using that time to actually make a difference, actually help out in women's shelters. If you think I'm saying something that's violent against women, perhaps. Well, we talked about this ad nauseam.

It's just so people can feel like they've done something without leaving their safety other couch and their computer. They've got something wrong with them. Yeah, I'm just... There's something deeply wrong with these people. It's not what people used to do to help people. No, it's not, man. People deeply wrong with these people. It's not how, it's not what people used to do to help people. No, it's not, man. People actually, people actually used to help people.

Back when America was great, people would help people who were suffering. You guys are mistaken. It's not the helping people, part of themselves, that they're expressing here. It's the bloodlust part of human nature that they're expressing. There's no charity in here. There's no charity in here.

So let me go through it. Maddox releases this video and it's consists mostly of tiki-taki bullshit. Like bullshit from a disgruntled partnership. We all know what a disgrunted girlfriend looks like a jilted fucking girlfriend and it's Maddox. So we all pull out our pictures and we can set one. This is a disgrunted girlfriend looks like a jilted fucking girlfriend and it's Maddox. So we all pull out our pictures and yeah, we can set why this is my disgruntled that's the girl. That's what the block on your phone is for disgruntled girlfriends like this is, you know, that's

what it's fucking foot. That's why we need laws prohibiting people from posting a noody picks that they send each other because it's the world is full of these disgruntled assholes. And Maddox's video is no different. It's all ticky, tacky bullshit and implications, implications about impropriety that are never backed up, never, ever backed up. And in my mind, you don't back something up, it's false. That's it. Well, you see this with athletes sometimes

where somebody who used to be a player says, oh yeah, I know for a fact, you use PEDs. And then the guy says, oh yeah, well, I'm suing you for slander. That's why the loss. And then the guy fucking backs off. That's why the lawsuits exist. Because it's not a real claim unless you make it.

That's why you can imply all you want all day and there's no legal consequence to it. So it doesn't say why the show ended. No number of things Emanix's video doesn't say. It doesn't say why I was kicked off the show in that episode. I noticed that that's suspiciously left out and it ends with a ridiculous, ridiculous conclusion that I somehow condone sexual assault. I'm going to be real, real candid with everyone. Not only do I aggressively hate sexual assault, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find a real-life person who could

possibly condone sexual assault. And yet, that is what Maddox's video ends in, a ridiculous, cartoonish version of a person who does not exist. It was like the intro to Knight Rider. What was that? It doesn't exist when I just said, so anyway, Maddox throws it up on a Sunday, right? On his, on some dickless page on his site,

on his site that was relevant in the late 90s or whatever it was when he drew, when he made fun of a picture of a fire engine. The last time anyone gave a shit about this. That was pretty good. Yeah, it was great. We all passed him around, I love it. So he puts it up on his site. a shit about this. That was pretty good. Yeah, it was great. We all passed it around. I love it. So he puts it up on his site.

He tweets about it. He sends it out on the biggest problem in the universe Facebook group and fans immediately tear it to shreds because he tries to make this insane connection between what I say, which is pretty fucking normal, which is a lot, with a lot of people think it would a lot of, he tries to make a connection between that and condoning sexual assault. And everybody tears into it. I mean, viciously tears into it. I mean viciously tears into it. There's this guy, hilarious guy who posted a response

to Maddox's video, just basically whining and complaining doing the same thing. It's great. His crown even looks better than Maddox's. Oh, yeah, I saw that. You saw that? No, I'm going to post it because I love that, guys. So fans, I mean, it's like Anita Sarkeesian level of acuase. Anita Sarkeesian is this insane chick who says that video games are somehow sexist. And it's like, well, I've heard that a rape culture. No, I've heard that complain from women a lot.

Gamergate. I think she's different to Gamergate, but she's, she's in reading this culture. Yeah, she's the one that's supporting this culture of basically attack anything that is not aggressively politically correct. Like she's part of this coalition, this fucking murder of broads from UCB

that are currently going after my fucking personal life. I mean, they're all of the same ilk. This is how they think. Like if you don't, there's a weird kind of pretending to be stupid that these chicks need everyone to gauge and that you need to police everything you say because they want to be able to control what you think. And when they control what you think, they think that somehow they will be safer. That's their, like, they're terrified all the fucking time.

So he throws this up and everybody sees it. All the fans of the podcast see Maddox's video and they see the lies. They see the misrepresentations. They see the whack job connections he's trying to make between pages that don't exist in the middle of nowhere and quotes taken aggressively out of context. Like we remember that show.

You remember the biggest problem in the universe? Of course. How many fucking quotes did people say every episode that could be turned into the most outrageous claim ever? Like, when Maddox says that he likes banging pregnant chicks because maybe you touch it with the, you touch your dick on the baby's head. I don't even know if he was,

you know, maybe he wasn't joking about it. If he's so intent on taking everything, everyone says literally in five second chunks, maybe he meant that. I don't know. You could probably pull six to 12, you know, lines out of any particular episode that could be taking out a context. I mean, that's hold. It's kind of what that podcast was. That's exactly what I said. That's why it was so frustrating and fun to listen to is because of the aggressive, like, aggressive arguing tactics. So, Maddox posts this online, people tear it to shreds. Doesn't get the reaction he wants.

So, what does he do next? He goes on to his personal Facebook profile and posts the same fucking video. This is a personal profile where we share hundreds of friends in the LA comedy community. A community that is geared up for social justice, political correctness and activism. Went, go ahead.

That's just surprising. See, that's one part of this that I don't understand why I mean I see a lot of comedians say any number of things what is it with I've heard this at a number of times that this community is right for that explain I just don't understand how that's possible because being a comedian isn't anymore isn't about being funny yeah you're under the you're under the mistake and impression that comedians have any kind of sense of humor. It's about making us say people in any way. Being a comedian now is about being the next John Stewart or Noah Trevor, where you command a point of view

that is some more progressive than anyone else. That's what comedy is about to a lot of people and a lot of women in LA. They don't wanna make jokes, they wanna make social commentary. And I'll tell you what, man, specifically the chicks involved in this, I don't even think it goes that deep.

I think they have something horrible happened to them and they are massively triggered by what I said. Triggered so badly that they have been aggressively hounding me in my personal life, since Maddox linked to his fucking video from his personal page. Because let me give you, you know, just to set this scene, there's a lot of people I know who are fans of the biggest problem. There are a lot of people I know who are fans of this show. There are a lot of people I know who are fans of the biggest problem. There are a lot of people I know who are fans of this show.

There are a lot of people I know who are fans of my book, men are better than women. Sold, I don't know, 40,000 copies. It's a brilliant work of satire or at least a published one, which in my opinion makes it passable satire, meaning that as a professional satirist, I might have a fucking opinion on what is or is not a satire. It was published by a major publisher. That's further than 99.99% of people who ever attempt to write a book.

Major publisher and it got a massive reaction. Yeah. Massive reaction. I gotta say one thing and go ahead. We can get to this later,. I'm going to say one thing. Go ahead. We can get to this later, but I got to say this to me isn't so much misunderstanding satire. This is just either not being able to or not wanting to understand the argument. I mean, there are simple analogies for the, we'll get to that part of the video.

Okay. Oh yeah, I know where you're going. Okay, so yeah, let's, you know what, so anyway, he posted up there, this little bitch named Brian Cooperman, posts a link to my website, an article on a article on Men or Better than Women that's published in the book called rape

Oh trigger warning called rape exclamation point. It's an article that bends over backwards to twist stats and figures into an assertion that it's a bigger problem for men because of prison rapes. Now, now, okay. Here's the ultimate irony. There are chicks tweeting at me at my personal account telling me that they hope I end up in prison so that I know what it's like to get raped. Of course. And I'm thinking, wait a minute, you have a problem with a comment I made and you're wishing the same thing on me like this is the entire point of the satire. How do you not understand that you pick and choose,

you pick and choose how outraged you are just based on your own personal experience. That's a disgusting thing that you actually literally just wished on someone. I mean, I've had chicks, that's my first of all, the fan base of this show is amazing. Yeah, but it's deserved in that case. Oh, yeah, but I deserve it because I said something you didn't like.

The fan base of this show is amazing. There was some, there was some fucking comedy chick tweeting at me saying, you're a liar. If you have to say it's satire, it's not satire. And I don't know where this dude who's a lit professor says, that's categorically untrue. A modest proposal was widely rejected as serious in its day in the 1700s. Jonathan Swift wrote a book called A Modest Proposal, where he proposed that the lower

class Irish in order to solve their poverty problem, sold their children to the rich to eat to solve their hunger problem. I read about that book. I never read the book, but yeah, it's so outlandish. Here's the clue that it might be a satire. The ridiculous title, a modest proposal. Right, be the first fucking clue. It's so big deal.

Because the thing with satire is, satire is like the matrix. Are you really hot? No. No, I'm just, this conversation is, this is stuff that should be clear to everyone. It boggles my mind how fucking stupid the average person is out there walking around. It makes me want to make a lot of it. Sean, stupid and aggressive. Yeah, exactly.

Well, I mean, stupid and if the fucking up my life aggressively stupid. Yeah, it wasn't like, what's his name from a bubble gum, a gum from a forest gum, or the other one with a mental hand. Right, where he's just like, he's like, he knows his place in life. He's not busing anyone's balls. No, no, no, this is like. These are normal chicks, by the way, who are in positions of authority all over like UCB,

comedy, this one chick who's fucking calling my personal shit out is involved in the duct tales, like she's a power puff girls voice actor. This is fucked. And they're doing this with complete impunity. Brazen. There's no rec... I mean, everyone is okay with this. Everyone in her life is okay with this.

Oh, dude, it's resounding support. I mean... What the fuck? When I got booted off... That community... That's improv community. Yeah, but we're still in on earth. You know, we're not.

No, we're really not in L.A. No, I mean, when I got when I got booted off the terminus, that place is fucking, I don't even want to go. I've been in there like four times. UCB. Yeah, it's just the people there are just fucking awful. They're awful. They're awful.

No, and the whole I'll tell you what their whole deal is. They were popular back in the day, let's say 10 years ago, they were big. They've had a lot of comedians come out of there. And since then, they've bought this gigantic building. This like huge $20 million building, and they're just using it to sell classes. Wait, the one, the new one?

Yeah. The new building. The one looks like a shed. Yes, it looks like a shed. It just looks like a fucking tin shed. So they're all day, they're selling classes in there and like they've got 20 rooms cranking now. Yeah.

Stop. It's like a degree factor and they try to get these fucking, these poor kids who come into Hollywood and want a break and every trading on the credit that they used to get these fucking these poor kids who come into Hollywood and want a break and every trading on the credit that they used to have, UCB hooks them into going to this fucking degree mill for like $450 a pop. There's people who did one or two jobs in voice acting who do that all day long out here.

Oh, they just take people's money. Yeah, just selling it. You know what? It's the dream of a career in voiceover. It's like, yeah, the problem is, the people who work, they just take people's money. Yeah, just selling me a dream of a career in voiceover. It's like, yeah, the problem is the people who work, they can act. Yeah. Oh, I drew a lot of voices.

It's like, no, no, no, you have to act. I mean, do you want to watch the video? Should we watch the video? Yeah. Yeah, let's watch the video. All right, we're gonna stop it and go through each one as they come. I got to tell, like, I really have to tell the story

of me getting kicked off of a long running show, Tournament of Nerds, that I've been involved in for, I don't know, four or five years. And because of Maddox's stupid little video and him posting it to his personal Facebook profile, I got the boot in 20 minutes. Okay. Now, I got to ask this too. Anyone can run their mouth.

Anyone can watch what was said in the video. Anyone can do about 60 seconds worth of research and find out, okay, well, this is bullshit. I don't get why, why are they immediately ditching you? Because people are headline readers. So I'm going to read the first thing. You can have an article. So nothing can stop the mob.

Nothing can stop these fucking chicks. Chillin' up. This is chilling. It should be. It should be because if it happened to anyone else, their life would be over. If it happened to a guy, like if it happened to me and I had no Patreon, that's it. Comedy's over. I'm fucking out of the game.

If it happened to a guy who was working just like at a day job at some fucking call center and these bitches got on him and said, hey, because I've seen the emails, those emails all go, hey, just wanted to let you know. And then it's a link to all this hugely incriminating shit and they never stop. They keep fucking hammering. If I was a regular guy like that, I would be fucking toast, man. I would be moving back in with my parents

because these bitches got to stick up their ass about something I said. That is the takeaway from this. There is no more room in America for free speech. The idea of free speech, like not that there's free speech against, not free speech against government, but just the ability to have an opinion. The ability to have an opinion anymore

is stifled and hamstrung and cut down and aggressively attacked, like nothing you've ever fucking seen. It's like we're in communist China or North Korea, except there's no dictator. It's a fucking mob. It's a fucking mob of chicks who have nothing to do all day, but fuck with something they don't agree with. That's it.

And Manix is a fucking ringleader. He's gone full circle. He's become Anita Sarkeesian. He should write for the fucking Huffington Post. Go ahead. No, just, it's just surprising. I can't put it in the words. Well, you think about it. We're going to watch this fucking video. I'm going to have questions about this. Okay. I'm going to hold it.

So let me just preface this. Yeah. I've been quiet on this kind of stuff. But if I have firsthand, I will only comment on this kind of stuff, but if I have first hand, I will only comment on things that I have first hand knowledge of. Oh, thank you. Okay. You know what I'm saying? That's good. That's fair. If I'm in the room for something, it's, I think people who know me know that that's what

I will do. No, that's good. That's good. It's a good policy. You don't run your mouth too much, son, because or else you get run out of fucking town like this guy. You know, people will be. I don't know. People will be fucking emailing your mom. The idea that a woman or a woman would be offended

by a man, even if he said the most outrageous things imaginable, that they would take that rage. And because they can't attack him, they'd go after his fucking mother, is disgusting, man. As a woman, if you are fucking disgusting for that, and my poor mom, who's the sweetest lady in the fucking world until you fuck with her, then she will cut your goddamn throat.

If you fuck with her, kids, she will gut you from your ass to your throat. But she is the sweetest, sweetest lady in the world. Oh, yeah. I mean, every time, every time I, she had to raise you. Yeah, thank you. I mean, Jesus Christ.

Every time I get a royalty check from men or better than women, I try, I don't always do this, but I try to buy her theater tickets for a musical because I feel fucking bad. Wait, does this have anything to do with the South Park blow job episode? Kind of, doesn't it? We'll do it.

All right, let's watch this fucking video. Oh, hi, I was just writing my book. 500 days. Loves as soon he announced it, by the way, 500 days ago, just want to drop that little jump. It loves like VH1, part of that. You know what I always like is one of one of my employees makes a joke about how they're not doing their job.

Oh yeah. It's my favorite type of joke. Yeah, yeah. Okay, here you go. Some of you may be wondering what happened to the biggest problem in the universe. There have been a lot of lies and rumors and gossip told about it.

So I may as well go ahead and tell you guys exactly what happened. The podcast didn't end because of creative differences. This is a conversation Dick was having behind my back. The same guy who came into my house year after year pretending to be my friend, in his own words, said that he was only doing the podcast for fans and for money. After the podcast- Oh, okay, so I gotta read the transcript there.

This is the transcript. Well, let me ask you first, were you guys friends? By the time the podcast ended, absolutely not. I mean, let me say, I mean, I just wanna take his exact specific thing he says, pretending to be his friend. I don't think I was pretending to be anyone's,

we had a working relationship. Right. That was, oh, now first of all, let me say there's a post going around Reddit. Some guy did a screenshot of an alleged conversation between me and him. That's absolutely fucking real. That's absolutely real. And I mean, every fucking word of it. Well, here's another thing is that you never disputed that, did you? No, he lives back to this. And to me, since it's peppered throughout the video, it seems like this is the biggest slight.

He's doing all this because he feels like felt slight. It is. By a friend, right? Yeah, I mean, it's certainly unprofessional for me to have said this. Okay. Let's let's start there. Yeah, I get why it would hurt his to have said this. Okay. Let's start there. Yeah, I get why it would hurt his feelings. Of course.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think we all get that, if it comes up again, I think it's a little, I don't really buy the pearl clutching about it's like a pretending to be my friend like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, buddy. We had many, many arguments leading up to the dissolution of the biggest problem in the universe. And this fucking conversation was at the very end. Right. If you think we were still friends at that point, you're fucking

delusion. Well, that's a good point to you've massively misjudged. I said specifically when I was booted off episode 77, I said specifically in the fucked conversation we had leading it leading into that that this was a professional relationship and I would only behave in that way from then on and he said, what do you mean? If we're not friends, the implication was that we would only work if we were friends and I was like, look, man, I don't know what to tell you. This is, it's show business. Well, there you go. That's a good, I think that's really good information. The chronology of it and how it was pretty much made clear

before this conversation in the video, you had that conversation with him. Well, yeah, I mean, impossible to prove. Oh, no. But it was, look, you're talking about a guy who kicked me off of an episode and then told 50 fucking thousand people that I just couldn't make it. Yeah, he did say that.

That is so fucked, man. That's all I remember, because that was a big thing. It caused so much shit behind the scenes. That, I mean, there was like like Randy was calling me and him like Moderating for what could be done to address that I was like man, you can't take it back. It was already fucking said like I don't understand why first of all I didn't even know you guys were recording when I was when I was told there would be no episode 77 I didn't hear shit until a stereo texted

me and said, Hey man, no hard feelings, but I'm going to fill in for you on episode 77. And I said, Dude, you got to do what you got to do. Like I hope you kill it. I hope I hope you do great. I got no hard feelings, but I'm secretly thinking, uh, you're getting swapped in at the last minute, people are gonna lose their, you're gonna take a rash of shit. Like nobody's ever fucking felt before,

because you're just changing people's seat settings. Like everybody's going to the show, they just don't have a fucking show, or what I told Maddox on the call, when we had a big fight about episode 77, either don't have a show and or have it with me and we have this fight on the air. That is what I told him verbatim before episode 70 said, you know, you remember the episode I wasn't there? Everybody remember the episode was that for me.

Yeah. That was not the end. But well, if we get to this conversation, does this conversation come up again? I feel like, uh, yeah, that was not the end, but if we get to this conversation, does this conversation come up again? I feel like, yeah, I think it's peppered throughout. If I remember correctly. So this is, I had a conversation with this guy, this guy in the email chain who's talking to me. I talked to him a lot, about various different things. He'd always send in questions and yeah, I ran my mouth,

but when this conversation happened it was immediately after I was told explicitly Maddox wanted to take a two-week break to do his Man-Person network and that we do clip shows and I said clip shows Sound kind of fucking lame. And like Clip Shows are something that sitcoms play because they got to fill the space.

You don't have to fill the space with a podcast. Let's just bring in a co-host. Like another, let's just bring in a replacement. Like look, we got this whole thing like a machine. Like there's a format, there's peat, the Robin could come, anybody could come in and fill this spot for two weeks and it would build anticipation of you coming back.

We could make a game out of it. He said, no, because I'm worried that what you could say will damage my brand irreparably. I can't trust you to host the show. And I thought, are you fucking kidding me, man? I've been doing this for two years. Fuck you. I can't host, kill host the show with somebody else

because I'm, what, am I get too out of control and say what? What could possibly be the downfall again? You'll get into this video about what he cut. All right, Let's go. Only doing the podcast for fans and for money. By the way, yeah, the only reason to do anything creative is for the product.

Tons of people in Hollywood fucking hate each other, but you make a great product and it's worth, that's worth anything. So what I'm curious about is his tone of voice makes it sound like doing it for money and your fans is not a good thing? Yeah. That confuses me also.

Alright. After the podcast ended, he said that I deleted the website. Not true. I created most of the content on the website. Why the fuck would I delete it? Dick's job was to make... Wait a minute, wait a minute. The website disappeared. The website completely disappeared and everything was wiped.

The URL biggestproblem.com was pointed to a new server. It's gone. That's effectively deleted. Am I on crazy pills right now? Oh, maybe he's being semantic, meaning the content was still existing on some server. But, of course it was. Yeah, well then he's being semantic. Oh, Jesus, okay.

At typical, probably. Tain WordPress and there were dozens of plugins that weren't being updated. He was negligent so I converted the old site to static HTML, which is faster and more secure. I even paid for it myself out of my pocket. The old RSS feed costs money, guys, and can't stay up forever.

So I uploaded all the files to SoundCloud so you can listen to them indefinitely. So what is, I don't know that much about WordPress, is this a serious thing? Well, I don't get the, what's the significance of you not updating plugins? Well, it is, in practice, it's a security flaw. If you don't update, like you update your home computer

because there's security things, I'm sure that there were plugins that were not updated, but you can put an automatic plugin updateer on them. Okay, all right, just curious. Yeah, it's a, yeah, maybe there was, but saying that I'm negligent is ridiculous. Okay.

Anybody could log in and click the button. Anyway, is that a point? That's why it's in here. It's in here. Yeah, okay. Okay. You're welcome. He said he emailed me about this and I didn't respond. So I shoot, I fire off an email to Maddox. Oh, hey man.

And chef, I got a big problem with this. Here's the feed link. So I get no response to that. Huh, that's weird because I definitely responded. So I get no response to that. Yeah. Dick's been withholding financial records for me for quite some time. What responded to him and asked him to send me those records. No response to that. Yeah. Dixbyn with holding financial records for me for quite some time. What? So I responded to him and asked him to send me those records. His refusal to send me these forms is suspicious, especially considering the fact that I found discrepancies in his accounting and the facts.

What the f**k? Then he started lying about- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So tell me what I just heard. Well, he's calling you a thief. An embassal. An embassal. A thief. Oh, he's calling you a thief. An embezzler. An embezzler.

A thief. Oh, he's calling you a thief. Oh, man. What a mother fucker. All right. Uh, any, anything that could have possibly ever been in discresions in my life? Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. Um, you are cooking the books. You know what? I'll post all the books. Oh, there you go. That ends it. Yeah. I'll post all of the books for the biggest problem. Everything is in three spreadsheets. I kept track of all the income and all of the expenses except for the transcribers, Laurie and Megan because Maddox wanted to pay them directly, I don't know why. So I would prepare everything else and he would fill in the blanks. Now, I'm sure there were mistakes made in

the adding because I'm not a fucking accountant number one and dealing with multiple spreadsheets and multiple payments to be a paypal. But. Well, I mean, there's a difference between an accident. I mean, it should be obvious. So did he say that withholding financial documents, that's the W9s thing, right? I think so. I think I can't see the video, but I think that's what he was talking about.

So that's what David Clegg said. That's the same thing that that freak on Reddit was saying that there was W9s, I was withholding. Does everybody know what a W9 is? Am I looking around? Is it that all you just send your... Okay, I mean W9 is what you fill out for your employer to put you on the pay roll.

Once an employer, no, that's a W2. A W9 is for contractors. So once you, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you pay someone money, you have to report, if it's over $600, $650, $650, you have to report that money that you paid that person to the IRS. So the IRS can at gunpoint take that person's time

as a factor of their money. So if you're an employer, you give them a 1099. No, no, that's proof of what you, that- That's not- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because this comment was made to trick stupid people. Right, exactly. Thinking that I was withholding money.

So let me just explain it. Yeah. If you pay somebody money, you have to tell the IRS that you paid that person money. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Yes. So what you do in a typical situation is you give that person a W9, which is a request for their social security number. Yeah, yes. So what you do in a typical situation is you give that person a W9, which is a request for their social security number. That's all it is.

A W9 is a form that you give someone, so they write their social security number on it and they hand it back to you. Correct. And then you take that form and you send it to the IRA, you take that form and say, I paid this person with this social security number. Yeah, like a...

Trace has on here, I've been a contractor W9 with the 1099 stuff. You're paying me, then you report to the government. Yeah. You say, I paid this guy this. Yeah. You give me a 1099, which with that amount, which passes the tax liability for that amount onto me.

Now, I'm responsible for that. So you're free and clear. Now, let me say this, if you do not have a W9, you just send in that person's name and any information you have on there and say this is the person I paid and the IRS takes care of it, surprise, surprise, they're very good at getting their money.

Yeah, name and address. I mean, that's plenty. It's plenty. Everybody can do that any attack, any attorney, any, any accountant will tell you the same thing. But to suggest that I was withholding financial documents and that that is somehow suspicious. Well, so that's a tag. It's a gross exaggeration.

And I don't believe that someone like Maddox who's paid contractors for works, he's always bragging about paying contractors. I do not believe that he doesn't understand what a W9 is and that he doesn't understand how big of a fucking misrepresentation and an implication that he's making in this video is. So I have no fucking choice but to release the financials for that show. So did you guys blow past this and I wasn't paying attention, but why not do the W9 stuff

because of the social security? Well, my social fucking security number, this maniac who's now trying to assassinate my character. All right, yeah, fair enough. Fuck it. And if you don't want the social out there, don't put the social out whether you can do the EIN. I sent him, right?

Well, I found that out, yeah, I found that out later. I didn't know at the time I figured I'd ask my accountant, but I had a lot of other shit on my plate. I ended up getting an EIN, which I now know is free, and sending that in a couple weeks ago, which I also documented on Reddit. But the email chain was me saying, hey, I have a big problem with the ripped off feed,

and the quote response I got was send me W-9s. That's not a response. That is an email, but that is not a response to the, hey, I got a big problem with this. Right. That is a completely separate topic to suggest that that is a response

is fucking stupid. All right, let's keep going. Things, he didn't even need to lie about. He started telling people he didn't know anything about my new network. I don't. My bad. I guess I should have sent him something like an email. things he didn't even need to lie about. He started telling people he didn't know anything about my new network. I don't, my bad. I guess I should have sent him something like an email

on April 5th, going into detail with a bullet pointed list. And okay, so I'm looking at this bullet pointed list. Strategy, new sponsors, listener goal. I'm aiming to sign a timeline. Is that these are all aiming? All of this says, Goals and aiming and I have things lined up. None of that is information about a network. This is exactly what happens with Trump's. This is exactly what happens with Trump. He'll say, I don't know the guy. That 20 years ago, like he met a guy at a party, right? It's a turn of phrase.

I don't know anything about the network. Is that what you, that's what you were saying, right? Yeah, I don't know any specific, I don't know anything about the fucking network. I don't remember getting an email on, the guy's emails, I once had to tell him to stop sending me emails, cause they're fucking novels.

That's why I brought in long emails. Long emails. Like, Jesus, fucking Christ. You think I read emails from this fucking person? Is that, should I keep going? Does that, cheese? Fuck, man. A strategy.

Oh, wait, I did. Then I found out that he was telling fans without my knowledge that it was okay to steal the bonus episode. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know, more stealing accusations. First of all, piracy is not stealing. It's piracy.

Big difference. Good point. This is a, what I'm looking at is a screenshot from Maddox's video where a guy, a shanmarl says, does it make a difference for the bonus episodes? I'm hosting. Should I take that down for the bonus episodes? And I said, what am I?

A copyright police? Because I don't tell people what to do. Right. I don't tell pirates what to do. I know what's legal. I know what's not legal. I'm not going around the internet telling pirates to take content down

because they will not do it. I am not saying what you're doing is okay. I am saying there is nothing I can say that will stop you from doing what you're doing. You do what's right for you. I don't understand how this is some kind of admit. I saw Laurie Foster posting this thing too on Reddit that I somehow think it's okay to pirate bonus episodes. Or I think it's okay to give, it's very clear. It's a lot more clear than going under Reddit and finding some comment I made two months ago. The process is you ask a business partner if it's okay to give away intellectual property.

It's very fucking simple. Then you have it in writing. Boom, hey, is it okay if I give these bonus episodes away from the show, because the show isn't on anymore? Either get back a yes or a no or we'll talk about it. Either get back a yes, no, or I don't know, maybe if you don't hijack the fucking feed anymore, maybe we'll talk about it. You know, this, I don't want to get too abstract, but this is just a sign of lack of people's personal responsibility, meaning some guy emails you, can I do this?

I don't know, dude, just, I like, what am I, do what you're ever gonna do? Yeah, do what you're gonna do. I mean, there's no mechanism to remove piracy from the fucking innards. Right. Okay. So I uploaded them all for free.

Guys, we've definitely had creative differences on the show, but it's misleading to say that I forbade the Titanic bit. That we've definitely had creative differences on the show, but it's misleading to say that I forbade the Titanic bit. That was one of my favorite bits on the show. I simply absolutely did. Not to tie it to the weekly voting, because it would lead to a large number of fake votes in the database. And that's exactly what happened.

So I asked him to find another way to do the bit on the show. In fact, I even sent him an email last December suggesting he'd bring the bit back. So to wrap this up, there are definitely two sides to every creative difference, but there aren't two sides to this. He lied about the reason the podcast ended. He lied about me deleting the website. He lied about the financial forms. He lied about the network.

He lied about the bonus of the- Lied, okay. Maddox killed the Titanic bit. Sean, do you remember when you brought in a problem and you asked me to play the Titanic bit? Yeah. And he looked like he just shit his pants. He did not like that. Sean, do you remember when you brought in a problem and you asked me to play the Titanic bit? Yeah.

And he looked like he just shit his pants. He did not like that. He did not like it. Well, we fucking at all. We cut it out. Yeah. We cut it out. That's true because yeah, I just saw, I was like, well, that didn't go like a lot of

you fucking off there. Like it, because it would have been everybody loved that bit. I think it was after fun, man. It was after my problem. And so it was like, okay, it was fun in your problem. Dick's gonna play a previously one. I was playing it okay, it was fun in your problem. Obviously one. I was playing it to celebrate you and your quote unquote win. I asked you to play.

You asked, I mean, but buddy, it was funny. It was funny when we did it and he sat there like such a little powdy bitch during the giving you the evil eye. He had absolutely no sense of humor about it. It was fucking stupid. So the solution that I want to know, okay, go ahead. Cause I want to know this stuff. Cause I'm not privy to your emails back and forth.

Yeah, I'm not privy to the finances. Oh my God, it'd be, I have to put them out to prove that I'm not ripping off the fucking child. Whatever you do, what you're gonna do. What am I the financial cop? Oh yeah, does that mean you support it? Does that mean you support what I'm doing? What you just said, of course not. No, it means that you have the responsibility. It's your choice. Yeah. I'm not responsible for what you do. No. I'm

not going to fucking take your laptop and break it. So you can't do it. So let me get this straight for releasing the bonus episodes. If somebody goes on an AMA on Seinfeld and they're like, Hey, I've been torrenting all the Seinfelds because I'm at an army base and I don't get any cable or I'm in the Ukraine. I love them. Is that okay? If he says, I don't know, man. If he says, what, what, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know the implications of what you're doing. I have no response. Is that just, oh, I guess Seinfeld's free. Go nuts, that means Larry David can just give him out for fucking free.

Well, this is, okay, this is sticking with me and it's probably a small point in the scheme of things, but what he does provide like an email chain or email saying that he thought it would be a good idea to bring back the Titanic bit. Is there any, I mean, it's there. So it's like, when was, I don't know the timeline, but it seems to me like he suggests

you could bring back the Titanic bit, but you're saying nothing. But not in response to winning. Like he never fucking stopped talking about how my winning shenanigans were ruining the show. There's so many emails. Okay, but that's what he, he meant just bring it back. Like what?

And what that's what he said. he meant just bring it back like what yeah, and but that's what he but that's what he said so you don't you don't like that stipulation. Well, it's just I'm not I don't think that's funny. So I'm not going to do it. Okay, like like the bit was bringing it in as punishment to a like a loss that didn't mean any so you want all or nothing and he wanted some. I mean, I wanted it to be funny. It was funny. I mean, it was funny, but I don't think it's funny to hear a guy fake being outraged at a Titanic clip in the middle of nothing. Yeah. Like the bitch trying to think what you would do. The bit is playing it when he loses a contest that means nothing. What would you, where else would you play it now that I think about it? I don't know. What, no, so here's the answer. The longest short of it is he did say bring it back,

but in a way that was completely unacceptable to you and it wouldn't have been funny, therefore, for all intents and purposes, you should have been killed. The biggest kill. The biggest kill, right? So the more semantic. More semantic.

So he lied about the Titanic bit and he's unprofessional, and he talks behind people's backs. Oh, it's a lot of opinion. People have asked me if there's any chance of reconciliation. Absolutely not. Absolutely fucking good.

I don't deal with baby dick. Guys, it sucks that the podcast ended, but it's time to move on. I've already started an awesome new podcast, and most people have it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh, and one other thing, he used to complain

about me editing the episodes. Yeah. The reason I edited them is because he would say things that were incompatible with my values. Really, it sets me that it's not responsibility isn't put on. Okay. Editing shit out.

I'll give you the ultimate Maddox edit out that he did on the show. That was towards the end and it was the biggest fucking bitch move of editing that he pulled on the show. He brought in a dick versus dick about Trump, where I said in my book, no one that anyone respects like Donald Trump has ever talked about holistic anything, like saying that putting Trump is a model of respect in the book as a joke, right, as a joke.

I had a defense of that that included our mutual editor, guy by the name of Jeremy Ruby Strauss is a great guy and a great editor. I remember that discussion. You remember that? I threw him in, because I said, it isn't the job of the writer to make the words palatable and understandable. It's the editor. He did an amazing job

and everybody understood what I wrote and what I said. So if you have a problem, it's with him. And it was a lock, it was a fucking solid argument and it made him look like a dick and he cut the whole thing out. I didn't know that was cut out. Oh yeah, because I don't listen to the episodes. Yeah, after.

Oh no, I was told explicitly because I mentioned his name. And I was like, oh man, that's so fucking bullshit. Yeah, after. Oh, no, I was told explicitly because I mentioned his name. I was like, oh, man, that's so fucking bullshit. Okay, let's go, let's hear the edits out because this, what's edited out is ruining my fucking life. So I would love to hear this. On her. And we're telling people this.

I do want to add something just to the last point you made, which is they said that we should stop telling women that it's their responsibility to protect themselves. But it is. Well, to an extent, yes. 100% it is. No, dick, it's not. Dude, you're fucking bullshit. No, if you pass out drunk in a party or whatever,

you shouldn't expect to get raped. Yes, you fucking should. Oh, big foul. No, you can't say that's fucking bullshit. That's absolutely bullshit. And in case you don't think that's it. So that quote, that's taken massively out of context

on a podcast with aggressive arguing is what's ruining my fucking life. Let me explain. I have to explain the line of thinking. I'm just going to say what I actually think. Okay, because I think a lot of people want to know. There's a huge, there's a huge back argument online about that idea. Okay.

Here it is, here it is in its full. I posted it on Reddit, I posted it on Facebook, I might as well say it now. As a group, we can stop crime. We can work on things like sexual assault. We can work on violent crime. We can work on things like sexual assault. We can work on violent crime. We can do that together. We can think about it. We can try initiatives to get, it's very fucking hard.

It would be a very hard thing to breed out of people, but we can work on it as a group, as a singular person. Your entire responsibility is to protect yourself. Is to protect yourself. You're fucking self and I'll tell you this. And that doesn't make you responsible if somebody rapes you.

Oh God, of course not. No, exactly, but that's, I heard that statement and I don't even think that is exactly what I thought you meant because I was in the room. Yeah, when that was said. Oh my God, you're saying this because I'm getting fucking flayed. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

That statement did not say they deserve to get raped. It doesn't say they deserve it. No, I was saying that people, I think, they think I'm saying that they deserve it. Could be. I wouldn't doubt it. And I think people think that maybe that's victim blaming by you saying it's 100% their responsibility. They stop at that.

Okay. Let me ask you a question. Is this an apt analogy? Okay. Are you responsible? Are you somewhat responsible if you get mugged walking around South Central at 2 a.m.? You know what? I'm going to, I want to stop that right there. Okay. Because I've seen so many analogies in none of them apply, none of them apply to this terrific act. No, no other analogy applies. I, here's, that's where I, that's all I'm saying is all I'm saying is that's where we're at is it's such a touchy subject. You can't say, you can't even talk

about it. Here's what I'm talking about it. Especially with somebody who bullies you into making statement, go ahead. Here's what I'm saying. And this is what I took from that statement. There are psychos out there whose society cannot control. You have to take every precaution not because it's definitely going there.

You have to prepare for the worst. If that means... For the best. Yeah, prepare for the worst. If that means... That means... Yeah. Prepare for the worst. Chances are, nothing is going to happen, but you have to take every precaution necessary because you cannot fucking control that psychopath out there. Everybody...

It doesn't mean that you're faulted. If crime, crime as a single person, Crime is a force of nature. There is nothing you can do as a single person to stop crime from happening, but you owe it to yourself to avoid it at all costs. That is, here's the analogy, if we're gonna use analogies, I don't like the robbery one,

because it's simple, it takes something that's horrific and it makes it much more, it makes it much more understandable. Okay, let's say you get murdered. Let's say, different, let's say you're taking care of a kid. Well, that would ruin your day. Let's say you're taking care of a kid, man.

If you've got a kid, you are like an eagle watching for people who will assault your child. Always, you tell parents you gotta fucking watch the kid. Everybody, there is, nobody, you say you gotta fucking, bar none, you gotta protect that kid. That is how you need to protect yourself. Crime is a force of nature when it's about you singularly. So expected.

If you expect it to rain, you bring an umbrella. If you don't expect it to rain, you don't bring an umbrella. If you think there's a 50-50 chance that's going to rain, maybe you don't bring an umbrella. I'm saying, assume that it's a 100% chance of rain and bring your fucking umbrella wherever you go because the world is full of crazy fucking people. If there's 20 people somewhere, one of them is a fucking nut job and it might be 10. Well, that analogy is just like saying, you know, better safe than sorry. Better safe than sorry.

It is, and that, that protection, that personal protection is as much responsibility as you can have. Yep, that's it. Now, it can't be responsible for somebody else's actions. You can't be responsible for somebody else. That's a society question. Yes. If you want society to try to take responsibility for people, great, totally different scope of the question.

It's super frustrating to me. The most frustrating part to me is this equation of talking about personal responsibility equals you're condoning something. Equals on you. You're condoning an action that I, that is the leap that everyone seems to make in a single breath.

And it's two actions. It's two action. It's psychotic to me. People are thinking that both of them have to do with rape. That's not true. It it's two actions. Fuck it. It's too action. It's psychotic to me. People are thinking that both of them have to do with rape. That's not true. It's two separate actions. One is the action of taking responsibility on the potential victims behalf, taking responsibility

to protect themselves. The other one is the actual rape. So people are conflating that and saying that like, it's 100%. It's 100%. There's no percentages. There's no math here. They're completely separate. Exactly. That's my point. You two actions. You should always protect yourself as much as you fucking can. Yes. And let society worry as a whole about criminals, but you for God's sake. And it's not, I don't think that said enough because let me be very frank with you.

Most acts of sexual assault happen with someone you know. Seven, something like 75% or maybe more happen with someone you know. So you're assaulted by a friend or a boyfriend or a husband. Most, and there is- Kids are abducted by people they know. People they know. And there is nothing that society can do to get between that relationship.

You know what I mean? If someone is in an abusive relationship and I've talked about, you know, the girl that came up to my apartment because she was getting a rasc kicked, there is nothing. I do remember that much. You tell that story here. Yeah, and I was like, look, come in and I'll call the cops for you. I will do anything to help you, but you have to make the decision to get, and there is nothing I could do to get a wedge

in between this sick relationship she was in. And that is where most instances of sexual assault happen. And the only way to do anything about that is to tell people and women that they can look out for this. Right. They can look out for this. You have the ability to look now, you might fuck up and nobody wants that. Nobody wants you to fuck up. No, excuse me, because that's probably bad too. Nobody wants you to not see the signs. You know what? It was there are any. I've been out with women and they will point things out to me,

which was absolutely right. It's here's the thing, stuff that we don't think about. It's like we don't think about things that black people think about. No, that's true. Because of how they're dealt with in society. Yeah. Women, they'll look around, it's like,

oh no, I don't do that. You know, I don't do that at night or whatever. No, I'm thinking like, why not? There's nothing happens around here. I pass out. I go get shit faced and silver like pass out. Well, they're like the bus going home. You don't look at the world through different eyes.

You don't worry about that. Well, it's like parents too. I mean, I grew up, I got a little sister. I grew up with a sister, a lot of, she's got a lot of, you know, I grew up with women that were younger than me. But we would go out and get drunk. the sister, a lot of, she's got a lot of, you know, I grew up with women that were younger than me, who we would go out and get drunk. First priority is getting a chick who is too drunk

in a cab with a friend making absolutely fucking sure that she's in the cab telling the person where she's going and making sure there's someone there to get her there. Or if it's not you yourself, that is absolutely expecting something bad to happen. And I considered my responsibility to make that happen. You understand? Like, I mean, go ahead, you can say.

The fucked up part about this, one of the fucked up parts about this chilling effect of speech is, am I? What is a chilling effect of speech is, am I? What is a chilling effect of speech? What's a chilling effect is, so what you said, if I had a daughter and I told her, don't get drunk at frat parties, am I not allowed to say that?

Like am I condoning rape if I say that? Well, if somebody edits you out of context when you're screaming about an argument like this, where in my opinion, this is just my opinion, Maddox is not helping people with what he's saying. And, and, and everyone who hears about the way you're getting treated for even broaching the subject is that's chilled. That means their speech is chilled.

They're not going to say anything either. Exactly. Anybody who wants to say, look, let's talk about real personal, let's talk about what you can do to keep yourself safe. Because the defensive, like the defense, self defense classes, I think are fucking bullshit. Like I've seen women who take them and woman who took one was talking about and like, look, you know, I don't want to make you feel, I don't want to make you feel stupid, but I kind of don't think that you should walk around

thinking that you're safer because you took a self-defense class. And she met, like this is, we were having fun and we were drunk, but she invited me to try to attack her. So I, you know, I obliged her. I went for, no, the whole, so we were standing there. She's like, go ahead attack me from behind and I'll defend myself. And keep in mind this is all joking.

This is people having a couple drinks at a bar and walking home. We're walking home together. That's where it came up. It was dark and it was in the Hollywood somewhere. And I went right for her knees and got like, I'm a physical guy. I used to do a lot of some boxing and kung fu. I went right for her knees and took her down in the grass. And she said, yeah, I wasn't expecting that.

Yeah, you never... Like, yeah, you know, you gotta, like, we're having fun here, but I don't want to demean what you're doing, but I could have just killed you. Yeah, so don't think that you're safe, because you're not. I've heard, you know, people who tell people

what to do in those situations, and they say always scream and always fight because you're probably going to be sure. Oh, yeah. They say sure. But it's like, I don't know that those self-defense classes, maybe unless you're really advanced, do anything more than kicking, punching and biting. Let's put it in about this.

Go ahead. They're worse than they are good if they give you a false sense of security. That's exactly what I'm talking about. And that's what I felt. And I was like, no, this can't, you can't feel like this, you can't have this, like I don't want you to be afraid, but don't think you're prepared for this

with some fucking judo chop move that comes out of a Magnum PI episode. This is so freaky. I'm not kidding you. This literally happened less than a month ago. My wife and I had dinner with an old high school friend of ours. He hadn't seen her in 18 years. We were talking over dinner and she said,

Hey, you know, you changed. She said you can take me down. No, she said, you changed my life in high school. Because I told her we were at a party one time and exactly the same thing happened. And she said, oh yeah, I take self-defense. I'm like, that's useless. And I held her hands behind her back with one hand. Yeah. And she tried to get

out. And she said it changed her entire outlook on everything from that point forward. And she felt safer because of it because she's never had a physical. Exactly. With the man, be exactly. Yeah. Well, there's a, yeah, there, I mean, there's a point to where it's like, I know this guy has all kinds of fighting skills and all that kind of stuff. But there comes, there comes a point where size is just overwhelming. Dude, even the best fighter says- That's why there's places.

The best fighter says the best thing to do is not get in the fight in the first place. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, okay, well, should I go back to this video? Well, finish it up. Okay. This is serious. His shows on message board maintains a rape list. Wait, well what?

So I was confused by this also. Yeah. That's how this was presented. Okay, what message board? Like I wanna know this shit. Okay, so I'm describing what I'm looking at here. I see my Reddit board, which I don't moderate. The guys who moderated are pretty good though.

So there's a post on the Reddit that says the Dixho 8 Chan board. 8 Chan is a version of like 4 Chan. I just heard 8chan like last week. Okay, so I'm looking at a post on Reddit. It seems to be a link to the Dixho 8chan board. It's got zero votes. Now, presumably, okay.

So now we're on 8chan. And it's a, it says the Dixho on top. We're on 8chan. I recognize the layout of 8chan. And there is, yeah, there's a, there's a horrific headline there. That looks terrible. But look, do you want to finish this up before I get into this? Yeah. Okay. How is this associated with your show? Is what I want to know? Well, okay, what he's doing here is saying that an 8-chan board, that anyone can spin up. So it's just like 4chan in other words, completely anonymous.

It's completely anonymous, but it's also much smaller and you can create your own thing of whatever you want. Okay. On 4chan, you can't create a board. On 4chan, you have to stick to the main boards and they're all moderated. On 8chan, you can create your own board that you are the king of. Okay, but you're not answering. He said it was for your show.

What about this makes it part of your show? Apparently, the person who's created this has taken the images of the show, has taken the name of the show, and was the first person to implement this on 8chan. So he basically started, you know, like a, kind of a revolting fan page. Yeah, it would be like creating a website. It's like creating a Tumblr and saying, you're, except, but it's rules on Tumblr.

But it's not an official page or anything. Of course not. And you're, it has nothing to do with the dick show. Is that what people think? I don't know. This is, this is 8chan. official page or anything. Of course not. Okay. And it has nothing to do with the dick show. Is that what people think? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I'm just... This is A-chan. I'm just what he just said. Okay. Okay. This is it. You've got to spell it out for me because I don't know what the hierarchy is on like A-chan. I know I've never had a whole-

Oh, I got a question. Well, a chance I've heard of, right? Can I do this? No. Can I go, could someone go on to A-chan right now and create a, I don't know, Maddox's new show. The best, the biggest debate or something like that? The biggest race list?

Oh yeah. Anybody, anybody can go on H&N and make whatever they want. Anybody, anybody can go on H&N and create anything and then go to Reddit and post, I mean, I'm looking at this Reddit. Have you ever seen this page before this video? No. So I do remember somebody tweeted at me

that there's an eight-chann board. Okay. And I said, great. Yeah. You're following and following and- But I am following and- Are you fucking kidding? I get amazing fan art for the show

that I don't respond to for nine days because I'm so fucking swamped. There are 30,000, 40,000 people downloading this show. I do not have time to track what all of them do. And by the way, I don't know that your responsibility for what somebody does, this person is. I don't know if it's a fan, I don't know if it's a fan. I don't know if it's some like a weird,

remember I had David Clegg calling in last week who says he's a fan, but then he's just going around spreading bullshit about. I had a couple times when I mixed that. I was like, this guy's a fucking actor. Sean, these are real fucking people. Like you, I gotta explain, okay, okay. I see what you guys are saying.

I see what you guys are saying. I see what you guys are saying. When I said, is this a stereos? Like, I almost heard a little bit of them in there, but they had it was very different. I gotta explain what's going on now with this agent thing. I get where you're coming from. Achan is a fucking free for all. You can make whatever you want,

you can post whatever you want. What I'm seeing here in this video is some random asshole or maybe a couple of assholes making content that's specifically disgusting. If that's the only thing he used, if that's the only thing Maddox used to connect you to that list, that's fucked. I'm seeing, is there, you've seen this? This is one picture.

I thought there was something more to it. Well, let's go there now. No, honest, I see let's go there now. No, honest, I see what's going on here. This is fucked. This is really fucked. Okay, let me tell you why. Maddox's proof that I somehow support sexual assault and sexual violence is by linking a lunatics

a Chan message board. I've never, I've maybe been, I don't wanna say never because I don't remember everywhere I've been on the internet. I don't eyeball the URL bar, but never, ever, ever. Have I gone up to the URL and typed in a Chan? Okay. Have you, has anyone? I've done, I've never been in a Chan. Okay. Have you, has anyone? I have, I know what it is.

Fucking anyone. It is a, it is a, it is an image message board where people post images and then other people comment on them with their own images. And then as the board fills up, the old images go away. Right. It's like this.

It's like a social net feed. I mean, I know for a chance. I know all the chans. It's just another chance. It's a social network feed, but there's no logging in. So it's completely anonymous. It looks like somebody set this up. I'm looking at it. And there is, yeah, there's some offensive imagery. It looks like this was created at the end of August. guest. There's very, look, there's very offensive imagery, but I don't see anything illegal. I mean, yeah, then there's a, there's a very offensive threat. And it says something about the Dix show. The whole thing is themed with the Dix show, but I have absolutely no control over this. Is it so someone made this, went to Reddit, the show's Reddit, link to it there.

They were, according to Maddox's screenshot, they were immediately downvoted to zero, which on Reddit means no one sees your shit. Like that's how Reddit works. You get down, people downvoted and then that's the end of it. I assume, I assume the moderators didn't even look at this because when people spam Reddit boards with links, they just get deleted. This would like be expecting anyone

with any kind of internet presence to monitor every single web page that's created with their name on it. I gotta ask you this, and you don't, I don't wanna derail you right now, but before we end, I wanna know, this is the part that's shocking me the most. How does this turn into you getting booted

from a show you've been on for years? IRL. In the turn of nerves. Well, according to this video, naming this as an official web page, which it is not in any way. It's this person's page. So because Matt McLean and Slandered you, someone else just said, okay. Yeah.

They just made it. He would, but he would know this. Of course. Matt McLean. Matt McLean's been on the internet since before the internet was around. He's been on the internet forever. Obviously he knows this. Is anybody all that motherfucker? Obviously, he purposely, well just like he said, the financial documents.

Dude, this is fucked. So he went, he found the most offensive, a pair, a site where someone is claiming to be the show. Okay, let me ask you this. Go ahead. No, I just wanted to ask in the hypothetical, is it possible for anyone to have made this page? Yes, of course.

So by anyone that could include Maddox. No, somebody's, yeah. Anybody at all, and it could be you, it could be Sean. Anybody could have made this. Anybody could have made this and I have no idea. Let me go back to this. It still doesn't answer why you see me. Literally, just look at it and be like,

okay, well, this is bullshit. Why is this affecting you in real life? I'm shocked. No, I'm completely fucking shocked because this is in no way tied to the show. This is, there's a list of fan boards on the main site, which is Facebook, which is moderated, which is Reddit, which is moderated, and there's an IRC channel, which has some moderation. Those are links for fans. This fucking website is, first of all, there is about two dozen posts on it.

None of them seem to have anything to do with the episodes. They're just disgusting pictures. Wow. Okay. So I mean, so they want me to read this. Go ahead. I mean, so they want me to read this. Go ahead. It says the rapeless page was made three weeks after the creation of the 8chan, mysteriously close to the release of Maddox video. Are you fucking kidding me? This is what I'm, yeah, yeah, it's getting repeated.

People are yelling at me. Oh, wait a minute, that's a good thing. Okay, so, no, no, that's a good thing to look at. So this, this 8-chan thing was created at the end of August, and it looks like this horrible post. Yep, it was all created in the same fucking day. All of this, everything on this 8-chan board, which is, it takes as much work to set up as like

a Tumblr account, except unlike tumbler, there's no rules. Like there's no laws. You cannot shut down an eight-chain thread. It's someone just my cat, my cat walking across my keyboard could accidentally set up a chain. This has nothing to do with the show and the entire fucking page was set up in one day. Maddox has to know this stuff though. Well, there are two. Maddox has to know how easy it is that anyone can set up an 8-chant thread.

Well, I'm not. And that anyone can link to it from Reddit. That's obvious. And what's also obvious, I'm not even going to say the implications. But obviously, if you do this, you can't allow to do what he did. Maddox did in making these assertions. I mean, drawing the, I don't know, I'm not going to, I'm going to say this. So he's saying that my show and me personally condone rape because some lunatic went on 8

Chan, linked to it on Reddit. Right. And that I somehow didn't find this and magically remove it from the internet. That's why I condoned rape played right back to back with a statement I made a very nuanced statement in an argument cut out of the middle of an argument on a show about vicious arguments that was taken wildly out of kind of, I mean, we talked about it. We explained that if we had that conversation on the fucking biggest problem, I assume everything would be fine. Maybe I'm not sure where we went after that.

I don't remember what I did. This is completely fucked, man. I remember the conversation. Nobody can go on A-chan and create anything they want. That's sick. And this, this A-chan thread, this has removed all these joy-men I had out of your guys' feud. Oh, this is fucking disgusting, man.

I mean, this isn't, this isn't, I don't know, I bet. That's the grossest, sickest. Here I see on Reddit, a Leslie Joed. Somebody said today that Leslie Joeded Reddit account was created that day, posted once, and then abandoned completely. So this is clearly someone just trying to create a horrifically offensive board and tie it to the show. And Maddox reported that as my official rap list, that's fucking disgusting. It's disgusting for someone, you know, you can accuse me of stealing finances,

but accusing me of condoning and maintaining a rape list because a lunatic went on eight-chan, created a, created the sick content in one day, linked to it on that same day on eight chamber. It looks like a couple days later, probably to get attention, saying that this show condones that in any way is fucking disgusting. But doesn't say I understand, explain to me why UCB ditched you over this, which is a lot.

Let's. Let's finish the video and then we'll go into that because I'm in shock a little bit right now that this has been accepted as fact completely without the basic investigation of how the internet works. Anybody can put anything up at 8chan and no one, first of all, no one is notified about it and no one has any control over it. Well, how would somebody, how would somebody say like you'd get an official email, somebody created a rape list with your name attached to it?

Not as much as you like to know. Of course it doesn't happen. Why would that happen? This is too astounding to even explain how fucking so let me finish this video. Tains a rapist. Wait, wait, what? Back that up. Okay. This shows on message board maintains a rapist. Oh, Maddox is saying this with a straight face? If, you know, that's a good point. If you hadn't had real life repercussions, I would assume this was an over the top joke.

And that's the end of the video And that's the end of the video. That's the end of the video. Let me get that statement again. I cannot believe that I can't fucking believe that that's real. His shows on message board maintains a rapist. That's absolutely false. It's absolutely false that this show in any way... And he knows it.

And he knows it. And he knows it. And he yeah, and he knows it. 100% and he has to know this. All of these posts were made in one day and they're all guests on the show. Someone literally just went and took every woman that's been on the show, posted a picture of her, called it a, made a disgusting comment about being a rapist on the top, added a picture of Hillary Clinton, went onto

the Reddit. That is offensive. Went onto the Reddit of the show linked to it. And Maddox is saying that the show maintains a rapist. He's got to know that that's absolutely not true, right? He's at least partially internet savvy. I'm done. Yeah.

I'm done. What else you can say? What? Wow. This ain't like, oh, hey. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's that there's no more jokes, man. That's not funny at all.

That's disgusting. So fans of the show got to this part and they tore his video apart. Because they're all, hold on, hold on, because they're all internet savvy. They all know everything I just said. You can do detective work yourself. I mean, they just, they know that the internet

is full of people creating obscene content. Well, yeah, but you can also, yeah. The way these chanboards are set up, the content disappears quickly if people are using the page. Okay. So people create this content all the time and just disappears because nobody's using it. Yeah. Like you look at this and nobody's paying attention to it. Literally, no one is on this page. That's why it's there. Because this guy created it in a vacuum. It was his own personal, little, gross fantasy.

I get who knows? He's like, he could be a regular guy. He could be a guy smearing feces on his face. And in his home, by himself. This is one person. Here's what I'm thinking. This is what's going through my mind right now. This is my employer calling me up and saying, you're fired. And I say, why?

And they say, there's an H-hand board that says you have a rapist. Yeah, there's an H-hand board where a guy created a username, LifeCoach.com. Right. And he's got a couple of pictures of women that he says he wants to. And this other guy said, you're the one that did it. Wow.

That's what's going through my mind right now. Yeah, well, I'll tell you how I got canned from that show. I mean, it's a show I've been doing, turn of nerds is a show. I love the creators. I don't want to turn this into some shit storm where people are hammering them because I like them and I think they're getting bullied.

I really think they're getting fucking bullied. Um, I texted them when as soon as Maddox posted this on his personal account, I texted them because I was getting instant hate from every fucking woman involved in this little in this little cabal and this little murder of activists who apparently didn't even do the smallest amount of research to figure out if this video is true. But yeah, that's another thing I'm considering. If someone told me that you had a credible reason to think, made you think you had a rapeless, that would be, that would be.

Shocking. Well, they trust Maddox because he's always so anal about things, about bus thing people, but this is clearly a setup. I want to know if all these chicks emailing UCB, they just take Maddox at his word. At his word. Yeah. Has anyone told them? Has anyone told the chicks what?

That it's complete bullshit? I have to assume. I wanna know if they know now, now I don't know if they know. No, this is fucking shocking. Well, I texted people who know me because I was sure that they were gonna get shit for it. And I said, hey, sorry,

that when Vesunis Maddox posted it to his personal account and it exploded in hey, sorry, that when Vassoon Asmat exposes it to his personal account and it exploded in my personal space, I texted people I know saying, hey, sorry about being involved with me. Sorry for knowing me because the job lynch mob is out. So I'm sorry that you're probably gonna get shit for it because I don't expect you to come to my defense. Like I don't expect you to say, yeah, he's not like,

this is insane. Not like what? The guy would never maintain a rapist. What, you would, I, no. You would never maintain a rapist. Yeah, you would say it. I was like, yeah, no, I was, I'm saying it. It would be shocking.

It would be shocking if you maintained a rapist to me. So they called me back. One of the guys in the show called me back about a 10 or 20 minutes later. You know, I'm not going to say the tone of the call because I don't want to get him in trouble because I know what these people can do. And not everyone is as well protected as me. Like not everyone has been dealing with the shit for 11 years

because they wrote effective and biting satire. An art form that I believe strongly in. Because satire is the way, intelligent, world savvy and open-minded people can communicate. It's the only way you can communicate and flesh out hate mongers. Anybody who says, and stupid people.

And stupid people. But the stupid people I'm okay with, if somebody reads satire and they're offended by it or they don't like it, I'm fine with that. But the people who read it and want a person who wrote it punished, those people are sick. They're sick and they're violent and they're demented and there's something fucking wrong with them.

And I'm gonna get to what I think is wrong with this chick who's hounding me on Twitter. But to answer your question, I got a call and they said, I'm sure you know what this is about. I said, yeah, it's been fun. It's been fun. I get a text, 10 minutes later saying, hey, we'd appreciate it if you removed your profile picture on Facebook because it was a picture of me at the show.

The amount of hate they were getting for me merely being associated with the show was so great that my own Facebook profile picture had to be changed to stop the mob, to calm the mob, but that's the thing. There's no calming the mob. They'll never stop. People have been texting me all day.

They're going after your parents. They wanna rope your mom into this. I'm like, are you fucking kidding? What do I have to, you know, they're giving me names of these fucking female comedians who work in LA that are trying to do this, that are trying to do this because I guess, well, I mean, clearly Maddox whipped them up into a frenzy. This is horrifying. If this were true, it would be horrifying. Oh, yeah, that's what's going through my head now, too, is, okay, at first I was pretty peeved about these chicks

sending these emails. But now I see it's possible they are simply guilty of not researching. There's another party that is much more guilty. Maddox. Yes. This is clearly made to incite hatred of me. This is clearly made to imply that this is somehow a sickly illegal

and degenerate show and it is not. Well, this is gonna be interesting to see how this goes. Oh, this is fucked, man. This is really fucked. Well, you know, I'm curious to see who ends up supporting his actions. It's insupportable. You know what's fucked is he linked,

Maddox linked to this from his personal profile page. And I can't see, he's blocked me on everything. And I'll tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why I got kicked off episode 77. And this is gonna make a lot of sense. All this is gonna make a lot of fucking sense when I tell you why. People have been, people sent me screenshots of what he's saying. He posted my, this thing inciting

the job lynch mob on me. Then this, this fucking weasel, Brian Cooperman posted a link to men or better than women, one of my articles, which if you read it, it might offend you. You might be turned off by it, but in no way is it meant to encourage violent acts. It is a piece of satire. 100%. And if you need satire, explain to you, that's fine. But like I said, it is satire. And it's a very nuanced, it doesn't mean it's a joke.

It's not a joke, it's not a joke. It doesn't mean it's not true. It's not like a shocking. It doesn't mean it's not true. It means it's written to show you something that can't be explained. You can't explain a song. You can't explain satire. Somebody says explain to me happy birthday. You can't say, well, you know, it's a melody that people sing

and it's like the happiest moment of everyone's life and they're a child. So it's a kind of song that stuck through the ages. It doesn't make you feel what you feel when you read effective satire. Yeah, it's being intellectual versus that visceral reaction. It should give you a visceral reaction. It's not the kind of comedy that's meant to pay 20 bucks to and feed off of like a pig at a fucking trough.

So Maddox's personal profile page, when he outs me, everybody starts getting the mob together, but then they turn on them and they say, well, wait a minute, in your book, alphabet of manliness, C means copying a feel. Isn't that sexual assault? He's got pictures in his book of people not wanting to have sex and somebody aggressively

pursuing them. Obviously, it's funny because it's a fucking joke. Satire. Every person at UCB makes rape jokes. Every single fucking person. The tournament of the words, oh dude, an improv. People are so bad at improv that when they start failing, they'll go for the worst possible rape.

They'll go for Hitler, AIDS and rape. It's every single fucking, at tournament of nerds, I have seen guys up there because it's an arguing kind of, as long as people know that there's no possible way they could be serious, it's okay. As long as it's on a stage, it's okay. But it is, I mean, no possible way, the article, yeah, because then it's art and every stage, it's, oh man. So Manics goes through after copying a feel and writes this big weepy admission saying

he doesn't mean he regrets what. Oh, this is recent. Oh, this is recent. He regrets what he wrote. It was a long time ago. His book wasn't well. He disavows his fucking book because the mob turned on him. Oh, so it's all right, good.

That's what you fucking get. Okay, it's already coming back. It's already, his co-host, Ali, Ruka, Ruka. Can't change your history no matter who you are. That's why everybody tells me to delete the site, but I'm like, I'm proud of this. This is like, what if I'm doing it good anyway? It's, I'm not deleting it because this shit is,

it's good. This is good satire. It was enough to attract the attention. What was that rinky thing? What was that rinky thing? Publisher? Yeah, Simon and Schuster, the biggest publisher in the fucking world.

They thought it was good enough to publish sold 40,000 fucking copies. It's good, it has an impact. It makes people feel something. it makes men feel something, it makes women feel something who are subject to the whims of this fucking mob. That's what the site does, it's for a different kind of people. If you don't like it, fuck you, but the idea that it's tied

somehow to this sick site that is in no way related or endorsed by this show is intellectual, lazy, is I think it's intellectual, this is malicious. I gotta tell you something. This is malicious. My just outlook has changed throughout this, right? There's a lot of things we can say about the mob. Yeah.

Stupid, maybe uninformed, obviously uninformed. Usually that's, you know, hoodwinked, overaggressive, not doing the research, but if you actually thought, if one actually thought that you were running a rapist, I think that being mad about that is not a bad thing. No. The point is, the person that started this is the real culprit here. Well, I disagree because anybody will start anything on the internet.

But what I'm saying is, so there's two possibilities. Either the people trying to railroad you know that it's bullshit or they don't. Yeah. It's obviously bullshit if you do a little research and know a little bit about, right. Or you know what?

Ask me a question. Like these are people I've known. Right. Great question too. That's another thing they might be guilty of. Ask me if this show endorses a rate, of course, no. Of course the answer is fucking no. Why would you, why would you think that? What reasonable person would do that? Like what the hell is wrong? I mean, this is this is getting long. So yeah, Rucker Rucker Ali song, I want to rape. That's what he has a song on YouTube. That's Maddox's new co-host, my replacement. What? He has a song literally called I want to rape on YouTube. And Maddox is, this is, I mean, this is a guy. How do you know it's actually his song?

He's, he's, he's Brad, he's, it's part of his catalog. Oh, Ruckus big. Yeah, he's, uh, it's a joke. It's a joke. It's not, let me, let me be clear. It's a joke. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, it's fine.

I love Ruckus a great guy. Hey, all right, Sean Conda. He's, I know him. He's, he's got the song. I, I don't think it's that funny makes, I don't want to listen to it because it's, you know, a list of women and it just says, I want to rape and then list women all over. But I'm fine with that existing, but I don't see how Maddox can go through these elaborate channels to connect a rape list to this show and somehow not.

And like, I don't understand the intellectual hypocrisy that goes into, do you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm trying to say? Oh, I know exactly what I'm saying. This is a man who's jumping through loops and hurdles and purposefully misunderstanding the internet to connect me to a lunatics one page, one off, one day, weird, psychotic experiment where he posts pictures of women with offensive commentary. Yeah. That's somehow offensive.

It's purposeful character assassination. It seems like purposeful manipulation. I don't see how, I don't, I don't see how, what else could be? I mean, there's, okay, I'll, I'm gonna wrap this up. You know, you can say whatever you want about creative differences and shit, but to make a specific and malicious

video like that, like where names of sites are purposefully left on off and not say, like not give any kind of explanation about what eight Chan is. Well, no, no, no, no, of course he wouldn't do that because it would defeat the purpose of him of the assassin. No, you're right, you're right, you're right. So there's this girl that's relentless. This is what's sad about it, because I'm going to say why I wasn't on episode 77. And now they see all this.

I think everything's going to make a lot of sense. One of the girls who's leading this charge against me was one of the girls who was part of the Yes All Women hashtag movement. And I'm not going to give her name. I don't think I've given her name. She relentlessly hammering me on Twitter. She's relentlessly hammering me on Twitter all day. And she's saying disgusting thing.

This is my personal Twitter, not my funny comedy Twitter. This is my personal Twitter account. Relentless. She was part of the Yes All Women hashtag, and that was the hashtag where women posted their experiences with sexual assault. I personally wasn't a big fan of that hashtag. I don't think telling the world stories

of extreme trauma that happened to you is a good way to deal with it. That's just my opinion. I think you need more professional counseling. And I mean, if that's what you want to do, that's fine. I would say advocate for professional counseling. Yeah, not only that, but I also don't feel like it's appropriate to broadcast that hashtag in these stories in front all day in front of chicks who have experienced it and are not comfortable with it in the same way that you are.

I didn't like it. It wasn't a big fan of it. But one of these girls was the leader of it. That's, or the, or most, had the most notoriety. Or had a lot, had a significant amount of notoriety from it. If it worked out for her, fine. But it seems like a lot of that same craving of righteousness of outing someone is now being directed at me for nothing.

It seems like what she got to fill that hole and overcome sexual trauma. She's now turning on, that was she directed at someone who actually, who allegedly did commit sexual assault, is now being directed at me who didn't fucking do anything. Literally nothing except have a hugely successful satirical book. The story coming, hearing this is not enough to connect the dots of my, I don't

know, understand what's going on. I'll tell you what's going on. The reason I was kicked off episode 77, the first thing I said when this happened is that we should be talking about this on the air. This is a conversation that we should be talking about on the air, but I got a big note. And I haven't wanted to talk about it because I see what a vindictive little fuck,

Maddox is being. I mean, this is behavior that he's always had in him. That's why we're not close friends. Guys, you hang out, you go to a bar, but he's not my personal shit. Well, I saw you guys hang out less and less over the course of biggest problem. Yeah. You guys used to hang out a lot. You guys used to hang out a lot. We did a good working

relationship. Yeah, you go to lunch and talk about that. I remember right around the time of the show starting up and a little bit before that and then through the early part of the show, I would say. But then, yeah, it's, I know for a fact, you guys hung out less and less. So you guys personally were obviously coming to court episode 77. I say this with extreme caution because I do not want this person's life fucked within any way in any way. I do not want to see Maddox post any manipulative shit about it. I do not want a single fucking word out of it because it is irrelevant. It is totally irrelevant to what I'm about to say. I don't want any fucking weird explanations or private information out. I do not want this person fucked with because they did absolutely nothing. We were all at a wedding.

I was there once of mutual friends were there. Maddox was there with the girl he'd been dating for a while. I don't know. I think they lived together at the time. I'm pretty sure they lived together. A lot of people were there. I left with Maddox's ex-girlfriend and he lost his fucking mind. So I want to say this. We all know what and he lost his fucking mind.

So I wanna say this, we all know what guys will do when they can't control a woman. This is the kind of shit they do. Out of control, character assassination videos. That's taking a bunch of women who are activists in the UCB community. Who have some of been victims of sexual assault? He's using them to execute this vindictive revenge ploy

by crazily, inexplicably, unbelievably putting me in the position of some kind of rape apologist. The most horrific thought crime you can accuse someone of. The most horrific thing you can accuse someone of where they didn't actually do anything. Said, all the chicks out there perfectly executing this strategy for him, you're being fucking played.

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