The Dick Show - Episode 180 - Dick on The Price of Speech

Episode Date: November 12, 2019

My new bank, the poorly officiated and disappointing Logan Paul/KSI fight, slippery dress shoes, sportsmanship, the TPUSA meltdown, Ethan Ralph from The Ralph Retort is in studio, Sean says "we live in a society", a man called "Chaggot" presents his book about autism that has emojis in it and explains how he was arrested for meth and robbing a Gamestop, a Clown World prediction from the past, actual Nazis, how to make the first move on a girl, more on what makes you gay, the Dr. Phil commentary is up, and something called "The JQ"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh, that is right. I have been meaning to bring that in for weeks. Oh, just five minutes away. If you are not here in five minutes, I'm leaving. Five minutes starting now and I'm fucking gone. People are doing for the whole dinner. If you are not here by four, five, nine, nine, nine, you're buying the entire dinner.

Everybody does that. If you give me that five minutes shit, oh traffic, there's so much traffic, yeah. I'm gonna tell you, it's six o'clock. You've lived here for 10 years, you know there's gonna be traffic, don't five minutes me. Tell me what fucking intersection you're at. Well, or I want a screenshot of what Google says right now.

Yeah, right now, take a picture right now of your face next to the clock in your car and the intersection that you're in. And I'll tell you how far you are away. Yeah. Oh my gosh, shitty passenger pulled that shit with me. Really? Yeah, this Korean barbecue restaurant

is really nice restaurant. We're in Korea, tell me in Korea, tell me. Which one? I don't remember. Yeah, but we got, we just said that. She said over and over. We got to get there. We have to get there because they won't take reservations.

We've got to get there right at six. And they won't see you. And they won't see you. And they won't see you in the whole party. Yeah, I know. They're all like that. So we show up a crop. We have to drive through downtown to get there.

Yeah. And six. Yeah. When was it, like, what, yesterday or something? That was a couple of weeks ago. I just having all caps on my notes, five minutes out. No need, no need for additional information on that. Five minutes. So then I hit, we get there.

Oh, guess who's not here. Hey, they're not gonna see it. It's me to us until everybody's here and you just sit there sick as people are streaming in, taking you to him like, how you you to him like how you motherfuckers How you motherfuckers I go up and ask for fun. Hey, was you still got a table? Oh now you're gonna have to wait now We're gonna have to fucking wait. Where are you five minutes out? No, you're not so she's in the car with you She's fucking great if she's meeting you somewhere terrible worse awful the worst

Oh five minutes out The worst. Oh, five minutes out. I said, oh. Five minutes. And then I have the message already queued up at four minutes and 30 seconds, the typing, it's been five minutes, where are you with my finger like that?

Clip, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, where are you? Oh, five minutes out. You wouldn't believe traffic. I would believe the traffic because I drove here I Know how much traffic there is What the fuck's worth of your mic is your mic not working? Yeah, hang on He's in or you and the other fucking yeah, he's in the other one. Oh, sorry man

I knew you're you're way off mic and I was like God what the fuck all right, let's start the show you can hear me now though Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry God damn it Five minutes out. I'm gonna send that that fucking thing Started stopwatch if you tell me five minutes out People do it so much Yeah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Maybe something like that because it was right after Australia joining me is always We'll go throwing LA based medium John the audio engineer. Hello, dick. What's up, buddy? Good evening. Good evening Good evening. So always weird. They're gonna be loopy. They're all as weird joining us also today is

Is the owner? How do you say it on the show the owner? The editor and she she of the Ralfa Torque the Ralfa Torque.com Ethan Ralph. Yeah. Thank you, sir. What's up, man? Thank you. I'm here in studio for an episode of the Dix show. I've been in this studio feels like all week All week. Yeah, Ralph has been humping my studio all week. I've been watching him in the closet. You've been doing a your show Yeah, I've been doing the kill stream, which is non-30 PM Eastern Yeah, TV's left the ralfa tort I've been doing the kill stream every night except except Wednesday when we recorded the Dr. Phil.

Oh God. What a fantastic bonus content show that was. What a fantastic commentary track that was with Dr. Phil tapes. Yeah, that wasn't as embarrassing as I thought it would be for me. No, it wasn't. Guy was ready to cringe inside out watching us.

I'd be seated at the end though, where they didn't have, like you said, they did everybody else, like a little finale part, whatever, and they didn't have, like you said, they did everybody else, like a little finale part, whatever, and they didn't really do much with you. Now, they didn't fly in anybody. They did show that clip where I said, I didn't come here to change. I don't know what all these other fucking losers are all about,

but that wasn't what this was about for me. That's selling Vicky's stupid assholes and coming up with Zings. That's that, you guys aren't here to sell cars. Are we here to sell reverse more than just women's like falling out? Crying about life and it was crazy. Shagged is also here, that's your name, right?

Shagged. Yeah, that's what some Nomias put on these headphones and fiddle around with these knobs until you get some noise. You like the healing, right? Get up, breaking the glass ceiling up in here. Shagged is strong. Something tells me that I don't think you're on that side.

With Hillary Clinton marveling at some balloons. Who was that guy? What was that guy saying? It's a cane. You know what I love? What a memorable VP pick that was. You know what I love doing? I love going to left his protest and saying,

you guys on the cane train, the only guy that can beat Trump, cane 2020. Oh, you are a cane train. You are high energy, you're out there. And he's watching their face, watch their reaction, like, yeah. What a little confusion. The cane train. The doctor Philip watching was wonderful.

Thanks to everybody who was calling for that. That was so much fun. Once in a lifetime, we did all four episodes straight. It's a four hour commentary track. You can download it at patreon.com slash the dick show. And you can go to my new project to page, which is up and running by a fucking miracle. Sean, tell me about it. I have spent the entire week as we left off last in our story. Chase had very unceremoniously, can you get the letter that they sent me on the kitchen table?

Because Discover told them what to do. Discover card, the red headed stepchild, fucking whatever you wanna call it, it's not even a credit card. It's not even a real card, nobody, the card that doesn't even have a security card. Like a company dinner or something, people are like doesn't even have a security. You don't even have a security. Like a company dinner or something.

People are like, don't do fucking business with this guy. Discover, discover, discover, discover, stop, stop, stop. Nobody takes it. It's a joke. It's a joke. That's what I was saying. I have to places don't even take discover.

Still, they even made a joke on Futurama about it like 20 years ago, where it's like, oh no, no, Mastercard was dope, blah, blah, blah, Vista was destroyed, blah, blah, destroyed, oh, we don't take discover. Yeah. Oh, did they not get to see my get up on camera? No, they did not. Oh, bummer. You can jump, jump in, but oh, well, now you're out. Yes, another one. Thank you. Here's the letter they sent me.

Here's the letter that they promised to send me with all the answers that I need, that I've been looking for. After careful consideration, we've decided to stop processing payment card transactions and terminate your account. This account ending by November 1st, 2019, which was the day after Halloween that day. Yeah, the agreement gives us the right to make this decision. Oh. So they're already just telling you,

in case you're thinking of turning the bull in anything, the agreement. Yeah, yeah. So don't even bother because, you know, we've got you about the balls in this one. We're sorry for the inconvenience this may cause. I really doubt that. Your settlement account must remain open to cover activity.

So then they hold my money for six months. Oh, sure. Because that's also in their account. That's also in their agreement. Any additional information about your account activity, following termination including blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's it, that's it. And I confirmed with them that it was discovered.

I called back, I've spent, Ralph's been here for the whole journey too, from, because that was your, to reinstate your with a new processor. Wow. And the emergency move of, so the way it works is, you've got the bank that processes your credit card transactions

with a merchant account and then you have a piece of software authorized.net or there's many other of these software that exist that actually does the work and they just send the money into the bank account. I don't know why you need the bank and they can't just do it but that's the way it works. So the way it was set up on new project too, everybody who was on the system is on that software, that middle man software that does the actual transacting, that takes the money that lets you charge credit cards, right?

It's just software. Yeah, it's some kind of middle man software that uses details from the bank and retains all the customer data. Because obviously you don't want to, obviously you as the end user me I don't want anyone's fucking financial data Right, no one wants that so it's one so it's a potential repository And the handles of the data and does and does all the recurring charges. Okay

When chase pulled out of that account and canceled it Everybody who was stuck on that account would have got would have would have what have just been toast There would have been no way for those charges to go through because the bank bailed out Yeah, so from the first I was sitting I wish every day waking up and checking the account going Oh, this is this is fucked Yeah, this is an entire month of people's payouts that are just not gonna be processed because Chase decided fuck you Yeah, and then it's gonna it's gonna so I call them and say hey when I get a new bank payouts that are just not gonna be processed because Chase decided fuck you. Yeah. And then it's gonna, it's gonna, so I call them and say, hey, when I get a new bank, I need

to move it over as quickly as possible. How long is that gonna take? Six months. Six weeks. So you gotta be fucking kidding me. How can you go four to six weeks without doing business? What am I, what am I, a wife? I'm not gonna work for, what are you talking about?

I can't wait six fucking nights. Yeah, well, you know, once they decide to dump you, they're not in a hurry to do anything. So thanks to the second amendment guys, I got the account up, I got the account back. I gotta, thanks to the second amendment guys. Is it okay, you send a force down there? And dude, I wish.

I mean, that's what it's come to. Just a cyber virtual banking version of that. They do all of their business in finding credit card processors who aren't politically active. I see. So this is how much I care about this, Sean. I left the house twice to get this resolved. I went into Chinatown to open a new bank account.

I mean, that's a couple extreme measures, not once, but twice. Yeah, so in the same week. And the same week. Sober. I made three phone calls. Sober. Yes. Sober.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. He's never taken anything this year. So it's a entire life. I have. I have working on it every single day. Every single fucking day. So your Thursday, I think you got it cleared up finally.

Yeah. At the very last minutes, I went down to Chinatown. I found the, I found a bank that has an aquarium in the front and opened a new account for the business. The second amendment guy's found a bank who's willing to take me for an extra, for an extra 10 cents, a charge which fucking sucks, but that's the price of, that's the price of speech, I guess.

Well, it's like, 10 cents. It's like getting a payday alone or something, you know? Mm-hmm. I mean, how bad do you need the money? You want to pay 43% interest? Yeah. You want to be out, you want to be out 100% of a month's everything and maybe find a worse deal.

Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, so it took all the way until the seventh day. I kept calling Chase too and they kept escalating it because when you deal with these people, you throw in legal words. You can start out crazy each other. Yeah, I would throw in. I got a friend who you gotta do that too.

These are damages. These are damages and I know in their training, they're like, okay, that's a legal word. I gotta escalate this because no one else is are damages. Like these are damages. And I know in their training, they're like, okay, that's illegal word, I gotta escalate this because they're else it's my ass. Right? Nobody wants to get it. And in reality, it would be,

it would be smarter of me just to sue God, like then suing a fucking bank who's paying their lawyers with my money. Yeah, right. Like the worst divorce court, you know, how do they ever lose? Right. Like the worst divorce court, right.

Like, oh yeah, okay, we'll have our lawyer that you paid for to get back to you when it's convenient for us. Like, yeah, I mean, I know. There's just no way, there's no way to fight back at all. Can't beat City Hall or whatever, can't fight City Hall, what are they? You can't, I mean, you can't fight the fucking bank, but it's like, it's that expression except more truth to it, except your bank. Yeah.

So can we get me on camera too? No, I'm sorry buddy. We can sit on Rouse Lab. Oh no, I mean we've been told this would be on camera. We've been having it. We've been having this conversation and I've been looking at him the entire time and I see him kind of looking around the room

kind of taking it in, seeing what's going on, like, okay, look at where the cameras are and then that makes perfect sense. He's, can I be on camera? Where, why can't I be on camera? I was told this was on camera. I mean, we're on camera. You knew what I was asking.

You said, I didn't know. I mean, I didn't know. It's not my show, Chad. I didn't know. He took a show. He took a show. You really want to be on, you can sit in my lap. If you want, you can come, you're okay.

I'm alright with that. Why don't you guys try it off halfway through or something? We don't need to go to extremes. So the seventh day, they pulled the account. I'll trade, I don't care about being on camera. It's being on camera. And hundreds, 100 transactions failed that morning. Yeah.

All the automated recurring, she's fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail. I'm like, okay, well, there goes the business, burning up and smoke, there goes, there goes everybody's money. Yeah. There goes everybody's money up and smoke. I talked to a guy at the processor

who this still blows me away, said, you know what? I finally got through the people who just reading a script up to a senior level guy and he goes, you know what? Yeah, got through the people which is reading a script up to a senior level guy and he goes, you know what? I'll be honest with you. We're not, this is kind of a special case. This hasn't happened. This rarely happens, this hasn't happened before,

but it's gonna start happening more. But people like you, you're the reason we're in business because you're the one making the business and bringing in the money and guys like you or why we're in business. So I'm going to take a look at this. Give me a half hour and a call. I'm going to call you back and I said, man, I feel like I'm in another dimension. Yeah. I have a lot to talk to me like this. Yeah. Are you are you about do you, did you just discover you got cancer and you're just trying to like do things right

before you, your terminal cancer kicks in like this is I haven't, I heard the opposite of this for an entire week. Yeah, go ahead. We're for work. We're for work. We're for work. We're for work. We're for work. We're for work.

Over and over again for some weird reason. Yeah. And it calls me back 30 minutes later. Hey, I was able to switch it. Everything should be going fine. It's like you got to be fucking kidding me. I'll be damned. Everything's fine.

Yeah. Everything's fine. So that's that's where we're at now. Wow. You really want to switch? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He seems really proud. I don't need to be on the audio. That's, you know, yeah, that's true. You want to be on camera that badly? Yeah, I was told this was on camera. I was, I got already. I made sure my hair was ready. Yeah, I thought I'm going to

take you to do that hair. I mean, I just put, you know, the gel in the shirt on every day. Yeah. All right. When I was a shirt. I'll switch with you towards the end. Go, Sean, let me switch. I'll switch with him. Switch with him. Switch with him. But I do need, I'm gonna need to ride levels on Discord and things like that.

Well, you want to go in for a little bit? Sure, yeah. Okay, Sean, come on over. Let's do a switcher room. Goddamn it. I like it. It's nice. I like, yeah, me too. You got to reward that. There. You're on camera now.

Check it. What up? How do you look? What do you think? Oh, yeah. Nice angle. Nice angle. I don't have a darker than Sean. Sean, this is weird. This is weird having you over here. We talked to. Rep in the official merch, as you see. What is that? The most entertaining autism on YouTube. This is my YouTube channel. That's your YouTube, Dylan Volk. Okay. I like kind of her here.

What sort of channel is it? I do, I do a lot of vlogs, kind of my daily thoughts on any number of random things, but it is always entertaining, never boring. That is the prime. I do a podcast called No Offence Outrageous Autism. Okay. Yeah.

So you were at the, you were at the TPU USA. That's today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see, did you see Trump's, whatever her name is girlfriend, Trump's new girlfriend, call everyone, call everyone in cells. Yeah.

Like what? There are a bunch of virgins. If those are your arguments, what are you doing on stage? Like, is that the best you got? I don't know what Donald Trump, junior's girlfriend is doing on stage, period. I don't, I mean,

I don't know. I've been talking about that for like 20 minutes after the show. Why the fuck was she on the stage? I can't. They need the token woman. They do not need, no one needs a token woman. They think the conservative is the least among them needs a token woman on stage.

She needed to be on the view with him because she's, because he can't shout back at those harpies, but that bitch does not belong anywhere near a microphone in anything that looks like a campaign event, selling books or anything. Sean, you don't know what we're talking about, but there was a, this was over in Westwood. Yeah, I've gotten a kind of a crash course, full immersion experience on the alt-right this week, with participating in the Ralph or Tord and going to these, going to these events. I see. And there's a big, there's a big schism happening in that crowd. Oh, really? On that side.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how to, I don't know how to quickly summarize. I can't. How to go ahead, Czech. It's a war between mainstream conservatives and kind of alternative, I understand that. You can say more farther right conservatives to want to talk about things like demographics, immigration, and actually believe in free speech versus these other quote-unquote

conservatives that don't want to talk about demographics, don't want to talk about, what was the other thing I said, and they say they want a marketplace of ideas. We believe in freedom of ideas, but they only want to debate far left liberals. I really fucking wish the free speech was not a political issue. Yeah. I really fucking wish the free speech was not a political issue. Yeah, it's so fucking dumb, though, man. Like, what do you mean? It just free speech is dumb. You heard right?

No. What do you mean it's wrong? I partisan issue. Yeah, why isn't it? Every, it works. We have very near, it has to be close to absolute in order for it to work at all. We have a few things on the books that we've pretty much all agree for a long time is just something that we just don't want in society.

And aside from that, murder, harm, those types of things. But it's like, that's my biggest problem. My biggest problem with the left is the legislation of what is, is well trying to legislate what you can and can't say. And it's kind of being done de facto on social media and that kind of stuff. Yeah. And a lot of the, a lot of the corporations and stuff, I think they're really just scared because, I think so too.

Because people, you know, two or three people who scream loud enough, like you've said a million times, make it seem like a million. And really, well, we've got to hold this whole, you are 100%. If you said something, it's 15 in high school, something like that, it's like, you are, you believe in rehabilitation in the prisons,

but you don't, from social media, and all of a sudden it's like, no, no, they're condemned to death, they're a terrible person. They're written on for everything. Never be allowed to work again. It just doesn't make any, it doesn't make any fucking sense to me.

You mean like somebody can't learn, like somebody can't, like, I sure as fuck em glad social media wasn't around when I was like, oh my God. So here's what I was glad I was never famous for some reason. It's like a teenage or something. I would have been the worst. This is what I'm gonna say to that,

because you mentioned the left specifically, and what I've seen this week in the right is just as fucking bad. I believe you to have. It's a waste spent an hour on the Ralph Retort talking to a guy he was going all over, all the negatives of pornography. And everything he says, my God, totally.

Yeah, I totally believe it. Yeah, I bet it's bad. Yeah, yeah, totally, yeah, I totally believe it. Yeah, I bet it's bad. Yeah, I bet, I bet porn, like obviously there are people who are addicted to pornography because every industry that's based on a vice is powered by the addicts. Licker is powered by alcohol. Licker is in business because alcohol, right. That's right.

Secret company. I mean, it's not, it's like, it's like, it's over 10% users always draw the business. Yeah, they use 80% of the product. Like, they're drinking% of the product. Like they're drinking ungodly amounts. Smoke is the same thing, pornography. Use 80% of the porn. But I'm seeing, so I'm listening to this guy go through

his whole spiel about, I can't see you with this fucking thing the way. I'm listening to this guy, it goes through his Vince, it goes through his whole spiel. Yeah, Vince just put a red elephant. And then he says, oh, we gotta, that's why it should be banned.

No. And I said, wait a minute. No, you're banned. What are you talking about? It's that is a basics, that's why it should be banned. And I said, wait a minute. No, you're banned. What are you talking about? That is a basic speech. That is pornography is in fact, is a much better speech. Actually, freedom of speech was never meant to apply to porn.

They manipulated it to make it apply to x-rated stuff. It was meant to apply to political ideas. And they should have worded it better. The founding fathers should have been much more specific, but that's what the new head of state of speech was teaching. No, you're not an anti-Porn person too, are you, Tragan? No, I'm just, no, I'm just saying that the freedom

of speech, the first amendment was meant to apply to political ideology. It was not actually meant to apply to the district of government. But, they didn't foresee film necessarily and all that kind of, but they put it under art. It was meant to apply to obscenity. But expression, basic identity of who people are, necessarily and all that kind of are meant to apply to obscenity

but expression basically identity of who people are yeah it should be banned the so uh... it's the first time this has happened to me in spiel of banning pornography and that it was in some way in some way inspired and some way Jews are responsible for they have a significant it they have a significant back in where this one yeah I thought wait a minute this is a fucking Nazi take this is a this is literally what Nazis do limiting the right the real limiting the rights of Jews

Yeah, that's that is how you get into prison by breaking the law of because by big breaking speech laws and getting sent to jail for it Like this is finally happened. I think this is what we're fucking dealing with I think the problem with banning things is that who gets to decide what should get banned Well, you know and that, yeah. I think over the course, the long haul, society kind of legislates, well, society is kind of the, I think the de facto decider of what flies.

Yeah. We say that murder is illegal because nobody wants to live in a society where someone could just be walking down the street and get killed for no reason. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, you know, kind of counter to a civilized society. So it's like, it's directly harming someone. It's directly harming someone. And with speech, not directly harming anybody. No, but right now, right now, I think they're cow-towing to a very small

insane minority, you know, who are just afraid of any of any immediate backlash or people, you know, all of a sudden that, and people's memories nowadays, you know, nowadays more than ever, people's memories are like a fucking goldfish. People forget, people forget, it's onto the next outrage. It's like, dude, it's how long is this actually gonna hurt you? Meanwhile, you're ruining people's lives because it's something they did.

We actually live in a society. Uh-oh, you can't say that. We actually, not for very much longer. We actually live in a society where, so you know, he's not on the internet. Yeah, that's the same phrase. We're a fucking next car. We're a NASCAR driver. We're a NASCAR driver.

We're a NASCAR driver. It was talked about whether he should lose his ride because his father said something racist in the 80s. Yeah, someone even though. Well, someone needs to take the initiative and be the first to start saying no. No one's saying no. It's just not popular.

Like, that's why I kept trying to ask him, well, how you get proposed to It's just not popular. Like what? That's why I kept trying to ask him, well, how you get proposed to get started? How you gonna move down the, of course you can't just ban it outright. You'd have to move gradually towards something like that. It's not a popular position to ban pornography. People are very fond of pornography,

believe it or not. And it's everywhere for a reason because they like it. And it's just not a very popular political position. I was not gonna heal you want to die on. Well, okay, like back to, back to Chaggot's point. Chaggot. Chaggot, is that Chad and what I think it is? Yeah, I can do it.

I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.

I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. Yeah, did you name your white guy? Did you name yourself that? No, the alt right when I was on a stream when I started calling the guy, I got you. Yeah, okay. So yeah.

Okay, wait. Half of it is a compliment. They're saying, Chad, that means a good looking like in shape white guy. I'll take it. So you're an optimist. Yeah. I'm gonna call him this.

I'm gonna call him this. I mean, even the stereotype of gay people is you just like an in shape clean cut guy. So even that, it's kind of gay people is just like an in-shape, clean cut guy. So even that, it's kind of calling me good looking too, right? This is the, this is the event that Ralph and I went to today. Um, by the man, there are some political thoughts, the ass on some of these girls at political events. Holy shit.

I thought you only went into politics for little boys, but there is. Oh geez, there is it. Oh, Hannah. Some people like pizza. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey I can't believe the USA was not too bad. Oh my God. I know so much about politics. I can't do it like staring at that bitch like your man. It's one of those, like usually you look and you can look away, but then there's just some of the things I can't fucking stop turning away. Okay, anyway.

So here was the event, I guess they don't allow Q&As anymore. Well, because everybody, because everybody keeps asking them the same shit, like of course. No, it's not the same shit. It's genuine questions that they're wanting to challenge them. They actually want to have an exchange of ideas,

like these mainstream conservatives claim that they want to and they don't. They want a controlled discussion. We've had controlled discussions in this country for several administrations now, where it's like, and our president who have gone overseas are shocked when they get interviewed in other countries because they're like, especially like UK,

like Ireland is over They're like, oh you mean I don't get softball questions and I get wrapped on and like in front of time It's our the way that presidents and everybody here it gets treated as far as it's so embarrassing UK media the way they interview people and I think it was Ben Shapiro went on with Andrew Neil a couple of what's going He got absolutely wolved and he's well, you must be a liberal. You're talking to me like this. No, that's how they do everybody. It doesn't matter.

That's how no-one will people do answers. They're going to get their job in the UK. They see their job as, okay, there's a politician on my show. I'm going to take up the other side and grill the fuck out of him, play devil's advocate. And that's how you get answers out of people. Here, it's not like that really. No, it's like a pageant to you. It's pageant truth. The hilarious thing about this, that really. No, it's like a pageant. Yeah.

It's pageant truth. The hilarious thing about this, I'm going to play this and I don't know. I guess we've done a lot of politics this week, so I'm probably paying more attention to it than normal. And then Nick Fuentes called into Ralph's show and immediately the next day his podcast gets taken off of iTunes, like, what, because association with you? No. Well, I don't think that's it there kind of that war with him the mainstream conservatives are kind of trying to shut him down a little bit yeah and they

take him off which is of course you guys know better than anybody getting to listen off apples. Oh that hurts you. I'm not a nickel for every time that happened to me. You know the sad thing is a lot of the progressives like Kyle Kalinsky Jimmy Doer the young turks types some of them actually are more for free speech they act they would never ban a question and answer line and the conservatives are ones banning free speech no I yeah I've seen that lately you know Kyle Kalinsky he debated Charlie Kirk at political and he would never say tell people that they can't get in a question and answer line for him. Okay, here is, here's...

Here's the aesthetic. Here's the event. What is Trump Jr's girlfriend's name? Kimberly Gilfoyle and he used to be Newsom. She used to be married to the current governor of California. Gavin Newsom? Yes. Okay.

She dumped him when he got caught with a whore or something like that. A local reporter. Not a whore, excuse me. I like how in other countries it's just a soup. In other countries it's just assume political figures have mistresses and stuff. It's like totally like... Yeah, yeah, yeah another country is just a suit. Another country is just assume political figures have mistresses and stuff. It's like totally like yeah, yeah, no, it's just like whatever.

Yeah, come on. We're shot to the UK. It's like being a pro baseball player. It's totally, it's like there's a wife section and a girlfriend section. Yeah. The prime minister UK's got kids out of wedlock and all kinds of like stories about abortions and all kind of

shit like they just don't, it just doesn't even matter. We have to take a stand as men to stop to stop capping on these guys to stop the shame stop shaming them. Stop it. All right, here we go. I it's a funny video. Because you're not making your parents proud by being rude and disruptive and discredient. We're happy to answer.

Look at this bitch. Respect the people around you. Oh my god. being rude and disruptive and disgrudged. We're helping to answer. Look at this bitch. Respect the people around you. Oh my God. Oh my God. You don't play. You don't play by the same rules. Let me tell you something. I bet you engage and go on online dating. He's dying right now, isn't he? He's just sitting here to get a date in person.

Oh God. It's always. What do they always go for? That you can't get laid. you've never probably never been laid. It's for being laid. It's like, it's women. Every time. And it's the first fucking time. When a chimpanzee wants to take you down, he goes for the face. When a woman wants to take you down, they go for the, you can't get laid.

You can't get laid. Yeah. Online dating. Like, bitch, half of the fucking country is on online. What are you fucking talking about? This is like from outer space, online dating. What do they live in the same world as the regular people?

I mean, you guys, none of them are probably online dating. Like, yeah, everybody's fucking doing that. Yeah. Bar's suck. Okay, Boomer. There's nothing to do. Okay, Boomer.

Oh, exactly. All right, there we go. I'll tell you, I'll tell you, yeah, I don't know. Is there anything else to say about that? That's what we were at today. I would keep Kimberly Guilful and Noosam or whatever the fuck not, Noosam now. I would keep her off the fucking stage

because she's just, she has that Karella Deville vibe to coming off of her. She's real and she's sitting there in a $5,000 dress, you know, lecturing down at young kids. Is there something more? I'm wondering if you imagine being the son of a billionaire? And that's what you're dating. Like, come on.

At the, at the, the KSI fight Ralph and I also went to the KSI fight. Let Paul, Jake, Jake Logan Paul, Logan Paul. And the ass at this fight was out of this fucking, what do you need to handle that? Yeah, it's got all It's got all twisted up. 80s girl derailing the podcast. The ass on these thoughts at this event was, it made me think the feminists are right, we are all rapists.

Oh. Unbelievable. These girls running around kids chasing them around, kids chasing porn stars around the zone It's walking through the concourse. Oh chasing Yeah, which by the way the fight what the fight was the fight itself was pathetic that these two men in their primes Can only go six rounds. Oh, it was a six round fight KSI was gassed by the by the walk into the ring Was it was so pathetic?

His mouth was hanging open the whole time. You could tell he was his gassed. Taking swings at the over the moon. You know what? Because I was curious and I love boxing. I watched just the highlights. Yeah. And it did look, you could tell that like round by round.

I mean, there was about 15 or 20 seconds of that action in each round. And you could tell by about round four, I was like, oh, he's gassed now. He's totally gassed. He's like Conor McG round four, I was like, oh, he's gas now. He's totally gas. So he's like, Connor McGregor. All of a sudden, it's like, oh, he's done. Now he gets hit in the face.

When they finally turned it on, he gets McGregor. Yeah. Well, he carried him for fucking somebody round. Can they break people? Yeah. Yeah. It was, they should have gone eight rounds at least. At least six rounds almost.

You almost filled sheeted. I didn't even know with six rounds until maybe like a week ago yeah yeah six and then it gets called on essentially an over enthusiastic amateur mistake which is in a in a barrage of punches he takes Logan Paul takes a punch or punches him on the in the back of a swing rabbit punch on the way down. Yeah, which like he obviously knows you know, but you know devastating no that he did Yeah, and he'd already knocked him down and you're falling down a boxing you're not supposed to hit I mean it's not you see where you can do so

They took two points which in a six round fight is the fight. Yeah. Like, and they get them up and he's still, it was still a split decision. It was so fucking aggravating to then have all the KSI I fans celebrating 2.2 points on one, on one incident. He had his hand behind his head just a little bit. By the way, KSI was rabbit punching him. Like I'm on the other hand. I saw that at time.

He had KSI with two decent uppercut. Oh, yeah, so like this and then he hit him knocked him down with the other hand now. They said by holding his head that was a point he pushed down. Yeah, that was one point and then he had him with his falling daddy took another swing. They took two points off that guys are professional fighters. Yeah, exactly. I mean, but the fucking Reff is professional like wake the fuck up, man. You just lost him. You, this is at six, there's six points at stake here. And you cost him to, that's the whole fight you shit.

And also if one of them dies, who cares? Who's the shit? This is, this is their only fight. Who cares if you hit him in the back of the head? Give him a couple of kidney punches. And like you said though, if you look at the scoring, he would have won the fight. I mean, there's not even an argument.

Overwhelmingly. Well, you could tell well you can tell well mainly you could tell that Cassie was wild. I love it. Is it recording? Yeah, it's recording. This is so this is this is what Trump Jr's girlfriend is saying You're an in-sell therefore and if you're if you're sexual if you're not sexually active in college You should be ashamed of yourself. This is the conservative talking point. I don't think so. I think a lot of conservative voters who have kids in college would not want them

warning it up. Like that is a, yeah, maybe we should pump the brakes on encouraging us. You guys don't even snort cocaine. Other people. Other people's kids. But some people are gonna fight this recurring insult. Oh, God, no. I don't know. We need to figure something out because they should not be able to hurl that out of us and have it be effective.

Let's make it like the N word. Which I'm calling the T word now. I'm not even saying N word anymore. I'm going to say the T word in referencing phrase, the N word, which is referencing the word, because I'm saying the N word is even too close for me. I don't know. How do you think we could do it? I think men need to stop taking ish, line down, men need to start.

I said this word, men need to start thinking like women and acting like men. Women, if this was the other way around, they would have riots in the streets, they would be stamping their feet, they would be protesting with signs. Men need to start doing some of that shit. Stop taking everything lying down. You don't have to lose, you could win. What in the hell is this?

We gotta- Is that an amstel? That's what I'd say, is that amstel? We don't have any IPA. It looks like that though. Did I drink them all? I thought, what? Oh God, we're gonna be in trouble. Did I drink them all? I thought. What? Oh God, we're gonna be in trouble.

Who drank on my beer? It's no drinker. It stood up and said, no, this is unacceptable. Then we could maybe actually stop getting, you know, completely screwed. Every time, every facet of society. I mean, I just think it's funny. Like that's the first place

where you go, like, shanty, like that's another one. I don't know. Well, then your dicks are probably this small. Anyway, if you did get laid, oh man, you know that is a, that is for, as a guy who's gotten a lot of bad calls from my dad when I fucked up,

Trump Jr's gotta be just staring at the screen of his phone, dreading that secret service number showing up like. Trump plays attention to shit like that too. He's very well aware of what he's doing. Well, no, he's 100% focused on optics. Yeah, exactly. That's like his big thing. He's watching. He's a cop. So always wants the narrative out there. He read stories with us say, oh, this guy didn't do so well on CNN now. And he's in Trump's dog as you know, because he's watching all this. Oh, yeah. Slippery dress shoes

was my what made me rage. I had a real why do they have to be so slippery? Dress shoes? No shit. Why? I don't know the like the real nice like leather sold dress shoes with like half a half of the heel is rubber. I don't fucking know, but I've almost died about 30 times. I took such a bad spill after that when we were partying after the KSI Logan fight in front.

This like a splits not even a trip like a plan of stopping my forward momentum, putting my foot down and then just having it slide off into the next time zone. In front of everybody, in front of all the hot girls, in front of Justin Wang and Rusty, it was so embarrassing because of the stupid shoes. Yeah.

I'm just gonna put some rubber horse shoes on them, I think, next time. Rubber horse shoes. Rubber horse shoes? Yeah, like a horse shoe rubber on. Oh, okay. Fun night though. Yeah.

It was very fun. The bullshit fight, but there was a couple, so the Billy Joe Saunders fight, we got to see a pretty nice knockout in that fight, so it wasn't completely lost cause on the fighting. Yeah. Let's see what else I got here. No my, no my shinru and smash brothers. The war on tits continuing Sean. Yeah. The hot. You probably don't even know who these characters are. I don't show you. I know what smash brothers is.

This was. How do you spell her name? You know what Smash Brothers is with all the, I've actually played it. A celebration of all the past game characters who've had a hand in shaping the armor culture. It's diversity at its finest. It is. The best of the best is something you can, you see your favorite characters going at each other.

They add them in slowly. How do you spell her name? your favorite characters going at each other. Right. They add them in slowly. How do you spell her name? Uh, I'm looking it up right now. I think she's in. It was a my S H R. Oh, yeah, it's a really good. So yeah, they released the new character.

Right. So she's a hot chick, right? The guy and the, there's the guy from this game is in the game, but she is not. Oh, just eliminated. Not eliminated because they didn't want to hear the shit about redesigning her, if right? I mean, while they can't put that away, they can't cover that up too much.

Well, but they've done it with other characters, haven't they? They also have Bayonetta in there too. There's some other characters. Yeah, they have Bayonetta in there, but they don't know love for my. Yeah, so now a little bit though, are also Bayonetta's, you know,

I'll really associate with Nintendo too, so but still, yes. What's the point? Yeah. What's the point of getting excited about anything? I don't know. I get on a butcher it and put in a dude in there. And so I never got into games

because I knew one day they would disappoint me. Yeah, you're smart. It's smart to not get into anything. Yeah, well, no, that's that right. That's, is it will, just everything will disappoint you in the end? I don't leave the house if I don't have. I feel more comfortable with you sitting over there, to be honest.

Is it right? Oh, okay. Well, I enjoyed being over there, actually. It was a different view of the room. Too bad. Let's see what else I can do. Too bad. Yeah.

So what is your opinion on this conservative versus America first conservative thing? I think these idiots, like, I think these dickless losers, people who are the most boring people in the room, wherever they go, like Ben Shapiro and these guys, I think they think they're the party and they're not. Everybody that they, everybody who's making this stuff fun, like Trump and Nick Fuentes, they're, they're the movement. And these guys are just happened to be there when something big happened and they think it's their turn.

Like they think it's their turn to be rock stars and they're fucking not. Well, because they're put up by billionaires. They're fronted by money, they're bought and paid. They're astroturfed. That's kind of what I see it as a war between those who are bought and paid for corporateists. I mean, I got their ticket already written versus

a lot of the alt media people trying to come up and trying to get, you know, trying to get their own recognition with a completely organic fan. Yeah, with a more grassroots. Yeah, exactly. I mean, Ben Shapiro, his daily wire has been asked to tell me it does have an audience now, but they spend a lot of money buying Facebook ads and just promoting this shit everywhere daily wire. They spent a ton of money. Oh, I would be shocked. There's no way it's profitable. They just do it because they see a value and putting this message out.

I haven't, you know, I agree with you. But the sad thing is his shows get hell of views and they're, you look in the comments and there are so many people that are passionate, Ben Shapiro. Yeah, he has a lot of fans, that's true. But I saw his live show live viewers. He really doesn't get that many, at least on YouTube.

I mean, his show is the number one conservative podcast in the country, but yeah, yeah, podcast downloads, yeah, definitely. But I mean, on YouTube Live Viewing, I see, I don't know, it's like four or five K watching. I think when you rely on people who are crazy to prop yourself up, like they clearly just want ultra-progressives coming in so they can just point shout them down and point out how stupid they are.

Well, that's not really, nobody. Well, there was some Hindi standing in front of the thing today and they were, I don't know, singing song. You saw them out there. And oh, yeah. Trump has got to go. Hey, one guy goes, I guess the one that was talking the main one says, I'm here standing with humanity

in this little kid in the red mag, and I goes, what is he talking about? What the hell is that? What is he talking about? You know, a good analogy is imagine a playground and there's a kid that's kind of big bullying a bunch of little kids and then a kid who's a lot bigger than that bully wants to come into the playground

and they're like not letting them get in so that they can continue being the biggest guy on the playground, bullying all the smaller. That's Ben Shapiro owning all these crazy leftists. They don't want someone coming in and owning them. Yeah, and basically if you don't take their positions, you're not going to get that corporate as check. I mean, that's...

Yeah, I forgot what I was going to say. That was not a good analogy. I thought that was a great analogy. That's a great analogy. A playground. Yeah. Oh, let's see what else I got here. Backed by, oh yeah, here's a survey I found

that said, how many people do you think, know what is behind money, know what backs money? I could do a whip around in the room. Oh, I don't think very, how many people do you think would say that money is backed by gold? Oh, depends on the age group, but like if you were to, you know what I mean? Like it's a like it's mix.

A mix. How many think money is backed by gold now? 20%. Okay. How about you, Ralph? Oh, I would say 42%. Yeah. Here's the results of this survey.

29% of people basically of the public think that the dollar is backed by gold. 30% says the government backs it. I don't even know what that means. Seven percent said nothing. So only seven percent of people know what's behind money. Yeah. Five point eight said bonds, which doesn't mean anything. Four said oil. I just like to take through oil in there. That was their best guess. anything, foreset oil.

I just like to take through oil in there. That was their best desk. Oil probably. I mean, how does that? Why? I get to, I get to find, because it seems to be a really important thing. Love. Oil, they're always fighting over that shit.

Aren't they a muster up against your guess? And then 23% said, does that numbers out? 23% said they had no idea. Can't even, can't even muster up against. That's your guess, yeah. Seven percent. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't understand why we have school at all. Well, people have said, ever since I was a kid, people have said, I don't know why they don't teach finance. I don't know why they don't teach credit, you know, all that money is finance. Is that even finance? Well, no, that's like economics, I guess,

or maybe gets into the theory. I mean, like you can take like an econ class in high school, but no, they don't teach. Money management. That you're gonna use. Yeah, money, any of that stuff. Well, they don't want you to know it. I think it's what they don't teach it.

I mean, because the whole society is a debtor's society. I mean, I mean, this ad thing is that this they don't teach it. I think because the whole society is a dead or society. I mean, this had to be his, this presumably had teachers in it, this survey. Like, if they said afterwards, and by the way, this was all done on public schools, he's just like, oh, okay, yeah, I'm not surprised at all. That's who it was done by. I don't, every time any of these mock shooting drills come up

or that we're teaching whatever LGBT issues in school, I'm gonna come back to this study. You think you could put this one in before, um, before we'd start telling kids where their dick goes, you think you could tell, you think you could tell them before we teach them who they're fucking. Maybe we should teach them how their money is fucking them first. Yeah. Just cover that one.

Yeah. Day one. Give me two minutes. Give me a two minute video. Just a basic. What else do I got here? Speaking of young people, young people are,

regardless of another survey, young people are regarded as the most tolerant generation. But apparently, the tolerance levels are dropping. The number of Americans who are 18 to 34 who are comfortable interacting with LGBTQ people slipped from 53%. Oh, it's dropping.

It's dropping. Among kids. Among kids. 18 to 34. I thought it would be less. Isn't that adults? Well, yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.

Well, the young adults. The young adults. I thought it would be less tolerance for people who don't all think like them. Some of the older generation, the young, young, young adults. I thought it would be less tolerance for people who don't all think like them. Some of the older generation who, you know, don't, you know, who doesn't think that you have a right to go through life not being offended ever. I would think their tolerance for people like that would slip. I think there's tolerances flipping from being annoyed about hearing about it all the time.

That is down from, this was probably some bullshit stuff. Now what did it drop from again? It was 63% of the studies where they come from, but they're fun. Yeah, they are fun. 63% in 2016, 53% in 2017, 45%. This was dropping almost 10% a year. That's a lot. That's a lot.

And the same company or whatever did the surveys. I mean, so trying to eliminate very few. When are these polls conducted? I always hear polls and I'm like, I never get asked these questions. I've gotten called. I've gotten a couple of them. Well, if any pollsters are listening, I am down. That's not how I'm talking. I'm talking to every household. I'm pissed. Driving the dilution of acceptance, our young women, I knew it. I hateful young women, Sean, whose overall comfort level is plunged from 64% and 2017 to

52%. Now, wonder if this could be because of the gentleman going into their bathroom and pulling their dicks out. I mean, maybe that could have something to been so we went to in and out today they've got a mixed restroom yeah and then a women's only next to it yeah and I'm thinking what the fuck if I'm if I'm going to the bathroom it in and out I need to get in there right away this is this is some bullshit I actually saw that it chipotle and I asked the management about it and the management

said it's because legally a bathroom with like this stall and this bath, whatever has to have to be all gender, this has to be women. It's like a legal reason. I thought it was just straight up anti-male discrimination, but they explained it to me that it's actually illegal. It sounds like something the California state assembly came up with in their head. It's like a bathroom without a urinal has to be women's only. I think that's what it is. Legally? Yeah.

This sounds like a law that made people do this stupid bathroom shit. Like it sounds like, because everybody knows when his bathroom doesn't have any urinals. I thought it was, I thought it was just straight up anti-male discrimination, though. So I go, it was a little relieved. It still sounds like it. Yeah, it was, I thought it was just straight up anti-male discrimination, though. So I go as a little relieved. It still sounds like a love word. Yeah, it's like a love word. Almost the capitra of the food. I mean, is there no better example of how men need to start standing up for themselves

than that? Like, when are men going to stop allowing themselves to get completely screwed? Check it, what should we do? Do the same thing the feminists did to win. Just start saying no. start demanding your fair treatment, start saying we need a solution to this in-sell problem. 80% of men can't even get a date, let alone, get a companion, that's not acceptable.

If there was the other way around, literal riots in the streets, buildings burning down. Men, men are just like, oh, well, I guess I don't get to, I get to say no work is based on women not getting or things that dire. Sean, and things are the worst you can imagine. Or things that dire for men out there? Yeah, the apathy is not the only thing you're about it

because men refuse to advocate for themselves. I would say it is, I mean, I'd say it's slight crisis out there. For men? For men, yeah. You're a married guy, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I just went into the women's room and pissed and spun around in a circle like a smoker.

That's the way to handle it. For you, good for you. What was I reading here? Among the findings, yeah, 36% of young people, so they were uncomfortable learning a family member was LGBTQ compared to 29% in 2017. I wonder why that is. It seems shocking, you know. I've never met anybody

who's actually homophobic. I mean, I've never seen that shit. Well, what if someone went away with family? Are you from here? Are you? I've lived all over. I've lived in Utah, Texas, Florida, grew up in Maine. Oh, have you never seen somebody who doesn't like it? No. Well, I mean, I've never seen it. I mean, really?

Yeah, you were not someone who will treat gays any differently than they treat. Like I'm not gonna serve you with my joke under the umbrella. I'm not gonna make you a cake. Yeah, nobody who actually treats gays poorly, never. Yeah, huh. I know a guy who's gay and he won't come out

because he said his mom uses the F-sler. Oh God, yeah. And I'm like, well, mean, is that mean? Don't write. Like, I know a guy who uses F-sler a lot, when he's not being recorded. Yeah, like, are you sure that means she hates you? Yeah, no, it's just a, it means lame, you know.

Yeah, maybe it does. Maybe it does. I don't know. 36th part did a thing on that. Learning your family member. Well, what if you learned, like, what if your dad came out as LGBTQ? I think that T fucks up the stats too.

Well, you brought up an interesting point, the other week where it's, that's the only one that doesn't deal specifically with sexual preference. Yeah. It is kind of the only one that doesn't deal specifically with sexual preference. It is kind of the odd one out. Because it's like, no, it's an identity. I identified it. And it's new status.

What's up? What did a, should a bit about the exact thing. What are you saying about all of that? I said LGBTQ and whatever, they're all riding in the same vehicle. And the T is the one that everybody else really doesn't want. Like they're always saying,

it's crazy shit. I'm making everybody else look at that. I did see that. And the yellows and the jeans go like each other, right? The yellows and the jeans go like the change. Yeah, yeah, he's got this log set up. It was pretty funny. Let me see what else.

Oh, I liked this one. This gave me a check-all and bring it up here. So you guys can see it. Speaking of women, this is about female journalists. Look at all these notes I got for the show Sean. Isn't that crazy? Look at this one called Women Cause Alcoholism. Does that get your, does that get your almonds activated?

Sure. I was going to save this one for Mother's Day. Authoritarian mothering may indirectly contribute to alcohol problems, blah, blah, blah, survey. I think it contributes to serial killers. Yeah. Oh, okay, there are adaptive forms of perfectionism, such as higher standards and a need for orderliness and there are maladaptive forms of perfectionism,

such as discrepancy. I don't really know what that means. I don't know what it means in that context. Oh, the distance between the ideal self and one's actual self. Oh. Okay. So you mean, and they always fall short of what they can't live up to your own ideals.

Oh, yeah. You would be. I know that one. Yeah. Was that sound like what you have? Well, myself or like something, for a long time, there are only two possible outcomes in my world.

Yeah. If something came up and even better. Near perfect. If it was near perfect, no, if it was near perfect, that was acceptable. If not, it was a complete and utter failure. Oh God. There's no, it's an impossible way to live.

What a horrible life. Yeah. So perfectionism discrepancy was linked, Oh, God. There's no, it's an impossible way to live. What a horrible life. Yeah. So, perfectionism discrepancy was linked, was directly linked to both more depressive symptoms and alcohol related problems. That sounds right, right? That's right.

That's right. Totally. Increased depressive symptoms, meanwhile, were associated with self-medication, motives for drinking, blah, blah, blah, blah, alcohol use. The research has found that participants with more authoritarian mothers tended to exhibit higher levels of negative facet of perception as known as discrepancy.

That's that one. Yeah, no, I did not have an authoritarian mother. But authoritarian fathers led to the out opposite outcome. How about that? So all the, that's why everyone's so drunk all the time because everyone's mom is a pain in the ass. So get them too hard. Get her like some alcohol material, you know, or whatever, like a AA or something like that pamphlet. Yeah. Here is what I was going to bring for a card. I thought this was funny. It was, we stand with journalists.

This is from the UN Women Account. Let me see here. Try to fit it in. We stand with journalists who risk their lives every day for hashtag press freedom. I don't know, some day to honor journalists. And the UN Women decided to run an PSA for women journalists by bragging that 19% of journalists killed in 2017 Women right so this is really something you need to be worried about for women the so 81% were men now

What's the split as far as it's like they don't it's like men don't even fucking matter. But who's, you know, 19% were women like, what about all the fucking men you bitches? What do you mean 19%? No, no, that's one thing. That's a shitload of men. Now if, of course, but now if women made up only 5% of journalists in the world, I think you know, they make up like 105%.

I don't know what the splits are. But I'm guessing it's a lot closer to 50 50 It's so funny 19% of journalists killed in 2017 were women. Oh Guys, we better call special attention to that then Are there at least people in the comments that are speaking out for men? Oh, yeah, the con it got ratioed to death. Okay. Yeah Oh, let's see what that's there. That's a white pill. What makes you rage Ralph, by the way? Give it a thought.

I'll give it a thought, because I had one enough I forgot, but I'll have one. Oh, no, I've wanted to. How about you, Chad? What's the question? What makes you a rage? A rage? Yeah.

What pisses you off? Oh, I would say... Like the slippery red dress. I would say men not standing up for themselves and yeah. Yeah. Like we've been talking about, are you doing no nut in November? No, well I have a girlfriend, so but no.

Shooting. I have one by the way, and I remember it now because it's when I flew out here, and I'm flying out again tomorrow by the way. It's been a great week, but when I came here, and this is happening to me, pretty much every single time I've It's been a great week, but when I came here, and this is happening to me pretty much every single time I've ever fallen on a fucking airplane, at the end of the flight,

people take forever to get their bags. And I'm sitting here thinking, why is this taking so long? It makes no sense to me, why it takes 30 fucking minutes to get off the goddamn plane? Like they already opened the doors too, it's not. Sometimes that's a worse part of traveling is fucking sitting in your seat and then standing up

cause you're trying to win. I'm still the one who's like this. I'm trying to be on the fucker, I appreciate it. Like it's just so annoying and invariably it happens every single time. It's like you knew the fucking plane were stopping, they just came on the speakers and told us when we were gonna land.

I didn't you prepare at all. Like, what the fuck? I've been sitting here for 15 minutes. I'm ready to go, you know? I haven't mapped out of my head exactly how I'm gonna get my bags out. It's gonna take 10 seconds. This is not gonna be 10 feet of space between me and the guy in front of me. Yeah, they're up there grabbing, grabbing, and I don't know.

Having conversations to like talk like, mother fucker, I'm on off this plane. Like, move. We gotta start a new tradition. Because the clapping after the plane lands is a new tradition. You know, that what dead didn't exist when we were kids. You know, but that's flawed.

I've only seen that after like a little bit of a hairy landing. I've seen it more than, I've seen it when it shouldn't have been there. Oh, yeah. A lot of times. I don't know, you're oh wow. Maybe I saw it once and when it was funny, but then I saw it again and again. I think those people thought that it was not,

because they didn't understand comedy. That's the problem. You got a quarter of 25% of people who don't understand what a joke is. So when they see, why would you clap when a plank man? Why would you clap ever? I mean, snap your fucking fingers.

I mean, I guess that's supposed to be like, oh, we made it safe, right? Let's give a clap. But in terms of odds, maybe you should clap every time you park your fucking fingers. I mean, I guess that's supposed to be like, oh, we made it safe, right? Let's give a clap. But in terms of odds, maybe you should clap every time you park your fucking car because you're much more likely to get away. I do. I realize we were doing funny answers.

You know what? I'll give you a better answer. What is this me off? Yeah. What is this? What? What? What is this? You just figured it out.

What pisses me off is automated phone systems and why they're still legal. I mean, we would oppose a law to outlaw automated phone systems. Every business you call someone has to pick up the phone. No robot bitch. Who would oppose that? Even the guy who's the CEO of the automated phone

system company would like that law. Yeah, but you know what I mean? It's $1,000, it keeps for him by having people just go dead in the system and just fucking give up rather than get I think getting a compensation people would be so happy that this one's talked to a person they be so happy they can talk to a person they spend more because they know the longer it takes to get through the odds dropped

that the person's actually gonna say on the line because I got you to do all fucking whatever those the menus too always make me think, who the fuck has ever called this number needing that? Like, if you need help with a manually approved transit, I don't know what needs help. Do they? Is that what, is that who people calling this number need help with?

They need to check their balance by calling a fuck and that's another thing. They not have a internet. It's 1983, like Jesus Christ, pull up your phone, shit. I just hope they don't figure out the zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. I mean, I get all the stuff on the system. Hey, that's all I hit.

Operator, I get all the fucking things. It's like, hey, operator, operator. I feel like it's a malicious business practice. Like, I don't care that you're gonna lose a little bit of money. Get a person on the phone when I call. It should not be legal for you to just chain people up in this jail cell of automated phone systems. Who would oppose that?

They don't care about you though. That's why we should make it illegal. That's why we should make it illegal. I feel like that. What's that? That would be an easier thing to sell than ban pornography. I fuck you. You gotta slide the ban pornography in us as a writer.

Also, I would. Like they did online poker, do you remember that? Yes. I'm a fuck yeah, you got to slide the band pornography in us as a writer. Also, I want to, yeah, go ahead. Like they did online poker. Do you remember that? Yes. That's some completely unrelated bill. They just slipped in like a one-mont thing and all of a sudden, online poker was completely banned the next fucking day.

Oh, yeah. Goes to what, it goes to your dad's quote, which is so right on. If it's bad for you and good for them, it's the law. You know, if it's good for you and bad for them, it's illegal. Yeah. Oh, while we're on the topic, why do we have to have music playing in every public place that we go? We hear frickin' Adele and like, Nickelback and Avrilovine.

Who wants that? Like, I'm in TJ Maxx, there's music. I go to the bank, there's music. I go to the grocery store, there's music. We don't need music in every retail public space. Like if there was no Adele playing over the speakers, when anybody like, I don't need music in every retail public space. Like if there was no Adele playing over the speakers, when anybody like, I don't hear a size set fire to the red, where is rolling in the deep?

I need music before I make any purchases. No, no one, and if we can't get along as human beings without ever Levine playing over the speakers, we've got bigger problems. Oh, we've got big problems. We've got big problems right now. I've never thought about that, but yeah, you know. It's always going on. It's not what it is. And. I never thought about that, but yeah, you know, it's always going on.

It is. And it's your brain. Yeah, fuck the, fuck the detrimental effects of pornography on the brain. How about we- A delton branding. A delton temporary. It's everywhere.

Yeah, it's like a necessary. Sometimes it's really loud, dude. Like I've been in a Starbucks and I'm like, God damn, what is this fucking shit so loud? I'm trying to go out anymore with the, you cannot go out to bars anymore with the volume. That's a little different though. They're trying to create an atmosphere there.

This is Starbucks, like, what the fuck? But it can be really annoying. But that's a little different though. They're trying to create an atmosphere there. I'm talking about in like the supermarket, it's CVS, you don't need hot adult contemporary music playing over the speakers. That's the format name, by the way,

a radio nerd, hot adult contemporary. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty hot. Well, we're talking about banning things. Can we ban? Okay, well, let me keep track of everything we're banning to pornography. Yeah, people who back into parking spaces. Why?

Fuck you. No, fuck you, because I back into parking spaces and I, everyone gives me fucking prick. There's always science about it. Now I've always done it. People are always bad at it. No. If you're good at it, you'd be the first one besides me.

I'm somebody's always fucking cockat. It's always some asshole and a raised up truck that barely fits anywhere. Oh, right. Yeah. And it's either cockat. Bigger parking spaces, man. Or it's way fucking off to one side

and then you got driver-door to driver-door. What are you, a fucking wheel man for the mob? Where the fuck do you have to get out so quick? I gotta go. I gotta go. Jesus, but you hold up the whole time. Fucking people doing fucking 15 point turns trying to back into the goddamn space.

God damn it, I hate it. I hate it so much. I can't relate to the road rage because I don't have road rage. I have road compassion because when I see people making mistakes on the road, I've been that person before. I'm like, oh, that's been a good last day.

I've done that before. It's all that bad adult contemporary you're listening to. There's really things that people will do. There's other things that I have never done and will never do on the road that you see people do. I've made every mistake there is. So when I see an Asian woman making a mistake on the road, my heart goes out to her, you know.

Man, Uber has gotta have a check box. Like, you know how they have that check box for women where they can say, I don't want a rapist to drive me around. I don't want any men drive. Do they have it? Does it actually exist? I don't know. That seems like something. Uber needs a, I don't want, pick a gender driving me because I took an Uber driven by a

woman into Hollywood last week. And this this chick got honked at three times. I almost never have, well, I've almost never had women Uber drivers. Three times she's pretending to know how to read the map before asking me which way to go to get on the freeway. I'm like, honey, that's what I paid to. This is the most fucking harrowing Uber experience I've ever had.

I'm in full support of the, I don't want men driving me around if they want to give women that options or if they're getting raped. But if they do, they're better be, I don't want any fucking women picking me up either. Whatever it costs, extra I'm fine with. There's no problem with that being equal. Well, the thing is, I don't like getting dealt with in public in like customer service places I don't like when it's a woman dealing with me and why is that not okay for me to say if a woman said you know I prefer when they're in customer service. You should convert to Islam. If a woman

says if a woman said if a woman said I'd rather be helped by another woman then that'd be totally acceptable and everyone would understand but woman's sexist, if you'd rather be low-prime, then that'd be totally acceptable. And everyone would understand, but if a man says, you know, I'd rather be helped by another male, that's like sexist, you know. Yeah. But guys as he wants an ethno state, all the sudden he's the most serious.

But women can go to curves and have female only gyms and have want their own bathroom because they don't want to pee with another guy's dick in the room. And he's outcasted from society. Yeah, I just feel like this is pain in the process. What don't want to pee with another guy's dick in the room. Well, suddenly he's outcastin' from society. Yeah, I just feel like this is the same in the process. What's going on? I feel like when a woman deals with you in a customer service position, she has contempt for you.

And I feel like she has kept all the things she- Not at all. There's some women who have been helpful. There's exceptions to every rule. But I feel like I can't judge me. And I feel like they're very- But I think I can't get laid in hostile. I get a hostile vibe.

You're gonna have to wear it. It's a man, I'm like, oh, thank God. It's like such a man. It's too gross. Are you wearing like a shut the fuck up bitch T-Service? I just can't believe it. I feel like if I was falling off a cliff, they would not even like reach out their hand to me.

Women? In customer service when I'm young, like the position of authority even slight authority over I feel like they just have contempt for you think women for the most part have contempt for men and when they're When they're when they were the I was over them. I would fucking hate them in their huge pain When they have no you didn't listen to me when they have authority No, no, but I was just asking yeah, I was listening. I was just brawning No, I don't when When they have authority over them, I think they do.

This feels like a bonus episode. I just feel like a bonus episode. Wait, what did we ban? Pornography, back in parking, automated, automated teller, things, automated, voice trees. That's a pretty good start. We can get behind that. All right.

Ralph, can we switch seats? No. All right. Here's, I got some comments from the last episode. But I do have to, before the end, you'll have to show them that shirt. Alright, yeah. The Hillary, I don't even know what it is.

The cane train. Where did you find that, by the way? This is Google Hillary Clinton shirt. This is from Resards, Bison. This is incredible. I discovered the Dixho recently. I've started episode one. A few days ago, I was around episode 60

and Dick was talking about how fucked it is that Patreon is taking people down for their political views and how crazy that is. And then he says, quote, can you imagine a credit card company doing this? It's like one day, discover decides, no, your money is not good enough. That would be absurd.

Yeah, right. And what we are. Yeah. Was that two years ago, episode 60, about? Yeah. Wow. Pressient. Yeah. Should escalates quickly these days, I guess. Right, there's fast. Assy, the native, says, looks like Dick got it from Bofa. I thought he was talking about Bank of America, be it a- Oh yeah, yeah. But then he says Bofa dies nuts. Oh. Yeah, I kind of walked into that one, I see.

Yeah. Flat Stanley says regarding the guy who called in about getting his dick sucked by a guy, what do you think that's gay? Depends on you. Depends on you. Depends on you. Depends on you.

Depends on you. Depends on you. Depends on you. Depends on you. Depends on you. Depends which bathroom you're in man. Yeah, I would have to say that qualifies What if he would take a woman though? What if he would prefer it be a woman, buddy? Oh, no I'm afraid Yeah, once you had another man put his mouth on your penis that would have to qualify as a homosexual act Shaggot. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah I was alone in this last week Veronica said she didn't even care about labels. McCaffee, I don't even think he understood the question.

Oh right, right. There is a line from, I think it's Harold and Kumar. I don't know, yeah. What is it, Escape from Guantanamo Bay? Yeah. Where they do, I guess he's about to rape them in prison or whatever. And he goes, nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. That's what he said.

So maybe that was the- I've heard the justification that head is head. It should be about- Yeah, there's a lot of justification. It should not be about the act. It should be about who is performing. It should be about who. There's that many.

It's kind of like a, from my show, a little lore, like Cog trying to explain why he's not a cuck. This guy named Cog. Yeah, he's trying to go into all these reasons. Why he's not a cuck's like, yeah, okay, okay. It shouldn't be about the act. it should be about who is performing the act Yeah, man have some standards, okay, I think even if the woman is a little bit ugly that's gay Clearly sucking a guy's dick is gay. I don't doubt that he's flat-standly saying but a blowjob is not a commutative act

What is that like a math? Is that a law? Communic, equal property? Yeah. So if it's like, yeah. It equals the same thing, whether who's sucking, who's dick. If you're both parties, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody had a mathematical formula

proving that this is not gay. Yeah. Both parties have quite different experiences. The associative property of the house. So the question is whether there is some element of the act that makes it gay for the recipient, the inside of the mouth is a unisex organ. One cannot distinguish between a male mouth

and a female mouth via any physical sensations. Oh, wow. Well, one's talking a lot more. I own. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty big physical sensation tells me it's a female mouth.

Merid guy knows that's true. This is like an animalistic thinking. It's just like, oh, it's a mouth, it's a mouth. It should be like use your brain just a little bit and think about who is the form. But yeah, it's like mouth and some mouth. It should be like use your brain just a little bit and think about who is the for me. But yeah, it's like I want to be called. Look at that. I truly am.

I'm on the train of who gives a fuck. Yeah, who's the real, who's the home of the farm here? Yeah, the guy who doesn't want to be called a guy for getting his dits like, by a guy, a home of home. I was here. He didn't see, he just, he wanted to know, right? I mean, obviously, he seems like he was

conforming to. He's down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean obviously seems like he was like he was conforming to. He's down all the way. Yeah, yeah. I think you wanted people to go like, oh no, no, no, no. Like that would make him feel better. It's not good at all man. I've hung out with gay guys.

No, gay and who cares? I've hung out with gay guys and they've told me that a lot more, quote unquote, straight guys than you think are apparently doing this. I don't doubt that at all. No, I know, I know. And this is you ever hung around it like a bunch of guys in a frat? Yeah.

Yeah. Why? What is it about? It's about just a bit. No, I mean, you can tell. As soon as they get really drunk, they're hanging on each other. I believe it's like, you know, that shit's going on. I don't like the gay playing bullshit either.

Well, you know, where, where somebody like, I guess that shit's going on. I don't like the gay playing bullshit either. Well, you know where, where somebody like, I guess it doesn't really happen now, cause you know, most people are grown, but I still know some dudes, Orsky used to do this a lot too. You know, when he was with failure and something like playing around, like grabbing somebody's dick or something like that.

I was just joking, like, get your fucking hands off of me. Like don't touch me. I don't wanna play around, like I'm gay, like don't, don't do that. That's a baseball thing. There's always one or two guys on the team who are way too into cock. Right. Yeah.

Always trying to find an excuse to grab cocks. Look at cocks. One thing you got to say is the penis is a lot more popular than the vagina because there are way more gay guys than lesbians and way more guys that will do stuff like that. Is that true? Yeah. And way more guys that will do stuff like that, then there are girls that will genuinely walk. Let's see, I don't know.

No, that's not true. There are a lot of girls who will hook up with other girls. But do that for attention. Love that. If you look at it, not for real reasons though, for attention. They'll do it for attention, not because they genuinely walk with women.

Women aren't hairly bisexual anyway. Well, they say that their spectre, it's more fluid as far as the breath with women than it is. The brain scans when they hook you up to that machine that shows your brain act at what? Activating when women see any kind of sex, whether it's straight gay or even with animals, they get aroused. The arousal center.

And guys don't guys don't. Yeah, guys see gays exon. Oh, yeah. If they're not gay. Nope. Yeah. Um, because of the guy who got his dick sucked by a man though, obviously, he was fucking... The gay guy?

No, he was into it. Because of this, it is impossible to say that it's gay. There simply isn't anything about the act from when this conclusion can be raw. It's gay for the blower, but not the blower. It's one way, it's one way, gay, transitive, fucking gay. You're just taking the mind, you're taking the mind out of it in T-Song. If you ask fuck a guy, you don't know the ass,

you can't tell if it's a guy or a girl, so that's not gay. I mean, if you marry a guy, that's not necessarily gay, because you're just entering a contract. It doesn't matter who's on the other side. The piece of paper, you can be blind and they could have like, you know, no stubble

or even talking a name, like, Jody, something like that. And so you wouldn't know technically. So that's not gay. Really nothing is gay. And everything is. Um, um, SG Dove says Tuesday rage has happened a bit ago. My day job, I was listening to a, this happened at his job. I was listening to a punkish bluesy rock band called Clutch,

their song Child of the City, which draws a lot of lyrical comparisons to Caesar. The singer says the line, six-sempor tyranists, and my coworker comes up to me and asks flat out, are you listening to white supremacist music? Yeah, that's a good conversation. Sure, starter, yeah, work. Are you listening to white supremacist music. Yeah, that's a good conversation. Sure. Starter at work.

A, you listen to white supremacist music off there? Right. Oh, we're the cubicle. Hey, was it? That's a little... And then he, well, no, then he names like 15 bands. You know, like, you're like, oh, no, oh, you're into this. Yeah.

This co-worker is a 27 year old vegan white dude. I told him, no, I asked why he thought that. John Wilkes Booth, he says, said six tempered tyranists when he killed Lincoln. So that's the adult that John Wilkes Booth was an actor and in Shakespeare's play Caesar, the Senate says six tempered tyranists as they stab Caesar to death. I didn't know that.

John Wilkes Bous was being dramatic in comparing what he just did to killing Caesar. And the song is just on, is a retelling of Caesar's life. Then he asked about this jacket I have, which has a patch of cross-tammers from Pink Floyd's The Wall. Oh boy.

I explain to this guy the story behind that one too and he asked me, are you a white supremacist? Are you a fucking moron? I wish I was making this up. I said, no, do you think I am? Well, I'm just asking because you have a lot of dog whistles for them.

You made that up. You, you're, you know what I'm, you know what I'm, I've got to be anything that's like, oh, I think that got to my principal. I'm gonna go from the whole. He's wearing a shirt that's dog whistle. Yeah, that's famous as fuck.

I used to have a butt with that on a seven year old girl. Yeah, what the fuck? You realize when the left talks about dog whistles, they're almost always right. Like those do exist. What I found is that anyone who's racist does not use dog whistles and they talk about it as much as possible with the subtlety of an anvil.

Yeah, it was, you know what? And I'm not racist, but. Yeah, the dog, yeah, then it comes out. Yeah, like, oh, okay, well. Anyone who is, it seems like they're almost dying to get it out. At every turn, like, oh, oh, oh, so with a JQ, let's start talking about that.

Okay, that's no need for a dog whistle. That's what she does. Tick up and going through a divorce for almost a year and I had a ticket to Greenland purchased. Oh, hmm. I want to mean. That means killing yourself on this show. Oh, go to Greenland. Do you have any thoughts on the Jake you think? I think on the Jewish question. Yeah. I think that people who are concerned about Jews, about Jews oppressing them, are probably being oppressed more by their own laziness. There.

than anything else. Yeah, I, the Jews have a, everything that they complain about, they should emulate. If they think that, if they think, like, a conspiracy kept within a certain group of people is entirely beneficial for that. Mormons do it. Mormons are big on keeping things in house.

Yeah, big time. Yeah. Keeping things within your culture. Big time. Smart as fuck. Yeah, Mormons do it. Jews and USC. USC?

Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. I mean, but if they're trying to take on the people who control the media, constantly talking about doing it is not a good way to do that. But that's just my opinion.

I wanted to thank you for episode 129. I think it may have saved my life. Which one was that one? I don't know, but I'm sure we were brilliant. Your eulogy for Andy broke me. Oh, this wasn't a while ago. Shit, was it, yeah. Okay.

I can't really put it into words more effectively than that, but it was one of the several thoughts I had before I induced my brain stem, before I introduced my brain stem to a bullet, sometime after I listened to it. Well, I mean his eulogy for you could have been killer. Don't do it. Don't do it.

I'm in a better place. I think it was about a year ago. It was no good. Well, we're at 180, right? So it's, yeah. It was out of your go. Yeah, we count. I'm in a better place than all those jokes about suicide

or mostly jokes now instead of hoping someone will ask me if I'm alright. Part of what sucks so goddamn much is feeling alone and the shit lords that have made your stupid podcast to home seem to just get it. I hate that fun isn't allowed anymore. You guys are like, it's the Wild West internet days again. Those were good times, man. Calling into a going on your phone book and calling into a BBS and playing legend of the red dragon and trying

to fuck that bar maid. Oh, man. I buy that bitch drink today. Back when men were men and barmaids were virtual men. Oh, she had those big, big titties. They described it. Big pixelated titties. No, no, no, not even just a giant. In your mind, Sean. The greatest pornography of all. Well, that's what bothers me the most about the anti-porn shit. It's like, what are you gonna stop me from thinking about it? Yeah, well, don't give me any ideas.

Oh, you buy that bitcha. I'm gonna go out and fight some, I'm gonna fight some, the Elks or whatever. And I'm gonna buy that bitcha. Fight some Elks. Pitch some flowers and see if I can go fuck her, even though everyone is already, you guys are like, it's the Wild West in the days.

I was traveling for work and I couldn't make Road Rage Chicago. Please go somewhere in the Midwest, Kansas City. Oh man. I think we have to go to, I think I drunkenly promised that we would go to Sweden if those tapes came out. Oh shit.

You may have. I just wanted to go to the Scandinavian. Licker has fucked me again. Woo. I just wanted to go to the scanning liquor. Fuck me again. I'd love to shake your hand. Better start working on that work visa now. I'm never gonna let me in Sweden. You don't think they probably will.

You think? I'll do blackface. It's not that hard to get into the EU countries usually. If you need someone to do it. What ethnicity are you dick? 51% Mexican and then 49% white. You are your half-mexited. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't think why you look Italian You look Italian Just that mom amia shons Italian. No, only a little bit. Oh you look British or Irish. Yeah, that's huge That's more of a lot more of that accent that he's got. Yeah, no the Italian. No, only a little bit. No, you only a little bit. You look British or Irish. Yeah, that's he is British.

That's more of a, you know, more of a, think accent that he's got. Yeah, no, the, uh, the Mike's go off. He's like, oh, I had no choice. I had no choice. Yeah, like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers, Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers.

Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. Italian grandmothers. half German half German half what half German half Russian. Oh, so the that's see that's so white that it counteracts the Mexican. That's why you don't look very Mexican. So you're white. Well, no, also, also, I think my I think some Scandinavian guy moved immigrated to the region of Mexico where my family's from. And he was the original like his, he married an Indian who just looked straight up Mexican

Mesoamerican Indian and that's where that's where my dad's Mexican side comes from. My dad looks pretty Mexican. That's where the height comes from anyway. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't come from the Indians. No, yeah, it comes from Europeans. Yeah, yeah, he is tall. Mexicans are tall. What are you talking about?

Not usually. I'm just kidding. That didn't land well. Let's see here. Carole Main says, remember when you could go to the doctor and actually get help, when did going to the doctor become as useless as calling the police? I just like that. You go in and you get nothing for you. This hurts.

That's too bad. Well, they try to see so many patients too. Yes, it's like an assembly line. Rage, that's another thing that pisses me off. When you go into the doctor's office, they can never keep a fucking appointment. No, never. No matter what, they can never keep a fucking appointment.

But if you miss yours, you have to make a little price for this and a charge here and all these procedures you have to go there next time It's just annoying as fuck Okay, that's a let me get to some advice. I don't think I have any colors today. No I don't know how you like LA by the way. I've had a great time all week now We've been pretty busy this week So I didn't get to do a lot of sightseeing and stuff. Yeah, but we got a lot of shit done

You got your payment processor Yeah, got to go to the fight, got to eat some good food, and got the Dr. Phil recordings, got some good shows in the kill stream this way. Yeah, you've grown that audience back quite a bit. Yeah, we've grown a little bit since the... You guys know each other.

Downfall, no, it's so fun. Right, yeah. I know him is when the kill stream blew up the when it first blew up It was due to the bec de lasca stream While he was having it bec de lasca was kind of having a meltdown on stream basically all all throughout the city of Los Angeles And he was broadcasting it live so we were watching in Jim calls in during the middle of this So we were watching in Jim calls in during the middle of this. Maddaker. Yeah. And absolutely just destroys Bakes, lob on air.

Then Jim came on our show after. But anyway, Chaggot was with Bakes that night and kind of established himself as a meme, living meme basically with some of his phrases. I think he said to, what do you say? You threw insult in my game. Yeah, he said you threw a whistle. He told those like, no propisms. Yeah, like yeah me to do it. He's like a melt prop isms.

Yeah. Yeah. No, that's not a melt prop. That's just straight up urban slime right there. Oh, yeah. Throwing salt in our game. Like salt in the wounds is like, right? No, it's a urban slime.

I heard it from Tereek Nishid. Oh, really? Oh, so it's like, all right. It's a white supremacist dog whistle. Ah. Have you ever seen Tereek Nishid? I've never seen him in a show so badly. He blocked me like five fucking years ago. It's a white supremacist dog whistle. Ah! Have you ever seen Terequish you? I saw that in a game, I want him on the show so badly.

He blocked me like five fucking years ago. Over some dumb shit. I don't even remember now. He's so funny. And he would be perfect. I want him on the show bad. Please, if somebody can get a hold of him, uh, well, we'll see.

We'll see. Okay, here's some advice. I'll throw these out to everybody if you got some help for these. These are people who are at their wits end a lot of time. They need some, they need a wise, they need a bit of wisdom to help them through it. This one's called sperm donor to trans brother. Every day, common every day problems that everybody,

Hey, Dick, I was asked to be a sperm donor for my gay trans brother, post op female to male. His partner was born, intersex raised female and transitioned to male later in life. Is this possibly real? Possibly. I guess. Right, it's gonna have to prove to me that it isn't.

With a few more say, because I'm gonna go real until proven otherwise. They're both very convincing men, great guys, would be great parents and they live in a different country to my own. So his brother has a uterus. And yes, ovaries. Yes.

His partner was born, intersex, raised female, and then transition to male. I've heard that that's more common than you think. Having non-definitive sex organs. Oh, I don't know what, yeah. Okay, I know what I'm Wikipediaing tonight. and then you think having non-definitive sex organs. Oh, I don't know what, yeah. Okay, I know what I'm Wikipediaing tonight. I have a fully defined sex organ, just in case you wonder.

No, good, I'm glad. I don't know that for any kind of reason, personal reason. They're both very, I think I know from episode of House. They're both very convincing, and great guys would be great parents and they live in a different country to my own. But the egg donor would be some random chick that friends with my brother partner, that friends with my brother partner,

and I'm not totally convinced by gay parents. Wait a minute, what? But I'm sure they would be better than most. Basically, I don't wanna get sued. It would be weird having a nephew that's actually my biological child and maybe a crazy chick that could ruin my life. The show seems to be the only suitable place

to go for this advice. What do you... So the answer is no. No, why? For just because it just seems like you're already like what the fuck, this could happen, this could happen. Who knows what, there's wild ass court cases all the time. Who knows what kind of precedent or something's gonna be set?

Yeah, but you might get sued if you say no. That might be good luck. Good luck. You're telling me if your brother, well, if your sister transitioned to be a man. I'm not gonna have my fucking kid be my nephew and my son. That is the best argument against it. It just seems, yeah, it just, you know, a kid be my nephew and my son. That is the best argument against it. It just seems, yeah, it just, you know,

that's, but that's just me. I'm into it. I say go for it. I'm sure you are. I would think about it. Get them both. Actually up to deal. I'll do it, but only if I get to knock the blow.

He can hang out with mother's sister. The friends with my, oh yeah, the egg donor would be some random chick that's friends with my brother's partner. Well, okay. And I'm not totally convinced by gaping in it. But she's vouched for. Yeah, but brother's very.

What do you think, Ralph? I don't know. First off, the situation just being in this situation in the first place is weird, even without what's weird about it. Well, I mean, I won't say too much because I'm still on Patreon. I would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, I would weird about it? Well, I mean, I won't say too much because I'm still on Patreon. I would say, I would say it's rare. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's rare. Uncommon, rare, unique, unique.

I don't know about unique. That'd be one, right? It's like rare. Rare. What do you think, Chadgett? Would you be down for this? God, what is the key? If your, your trans brother,

you used to be your sister, post op male, and this partner who's an intersex female raised transition to male later in life wanted you to knock them up with an egg donor. So what would I do? Yeah, would you donate sperm? Being your own, being the biological father to your nephew

raised by your trans, gay sister. I had a vasectomy, so it wouldn't work with me anyway. But get out of jail free card. If you had a vasectomy? Yeah. Why? Hell yeah, because i didn't want kids what is the idea is just you can read you can undo it i'm not undoing it you know

no i'm sorry but you could i don't want to why are you trying to talk to me i'm sorry but you can't be on done should you learn that from someone ever change or what no did they say that on sign. Oh shut up. You know that's from side held. Yeah, they got his act of me for a lane. Yeah, you got to be so that yeah, 25. We had to go to like three different doctors till we found that we do it. Who's we? A lot of time like me and my dad help me

out. While I was still on their insurance, you know, before a 26. Yeah, yeah, that's time to do it.'s we a lot of time like my dad held me out with while I was still on their insurance you know before 26 yeah I'm suddenly so interested in everything everything like so that happened he asked me so I do speaking games with my dad about we both we wrote some books and we do some speaking get back on the camera please the same you have to be a man his, son, you don't want you. Let's go to the doctor. Son, I'm gonna prevent you from making the same mistake I did 25 years ago. You're gonna put them there?

Yeah, just like that. Okay, this is your book. Yeah, that's my book and it's a sequel. My dad actually wrote it. That choices make. My life with autism. Yeah, yeah. That choices make good stories, my life with autism.

The first book with emojis, by the way, it has emojis through the whole thing. You're autistic. Oh yeah. So my dad. I didn't tell. No, no, no. I do see an emoji.

Yeah, an emoji. My whole thing. No way, well, you said that on my show too. First of all, the emoji. The emoji is. Okay. I was trying to figure out his sense of humor. So my dad wrote a book. We've identified it. My dad wrote a book before this. Okay. About his life raising me with autism. And we do, we did speaking engagements for that book

and somebody in the Q&A asked me, what would I do if I had a child with autism? And I said, that's why I'm saving up for a sect to me. And then my dad later that, and I was serious, and my dad later that night. No, my dad was like, are you serious? And I was like, yeah, and he was like, well, do you want to do it? And I was like, sign me up. And so we got that shit chopped up and tied up.

How did it feel? It was not bad. They put you under and then for a couple days. They put you under. They tell you you can't jerk off for a week. So after that, it was. That's a lie. It's got to be.

And then you just, I just had some, you know, stitching, not bad, not bad at all. So they knocked you out, you got, you went under. Mm-hmm. My brother-in-law just got a local. Yeah. After they had kids and he said it felt like getting kicked in the nuts by a horse.

He's like, he said, you're gonna feel a little tightness and it was like, little tight-cut crunching tightness even with the, and it said, wow. It by a horse. He's like, he said, you're gonna feel a little tightness and it was like, little tightness, crunching tightness, even with the, and instead of, wow. It was a breeze. Huh.

And now, and it's the best thing I've ever done. It's not really that bad, is it? I just don't want to keep it spreading to another generation. Well, yes, and I just don't want kids at all,

the idea of like making genetic link. Is there a gen, there it is. No, seriously, I've met people with autism and then you meet their parents and it's like that's where the autism came from.

So I was like, no. I just- I was wondering. I'm not gonna million quit this now, it's fascinating. I wouldn't want it anyway though because the idea of making photo copies of yourself and then watching these little versions of you walk around

ripping off all your facial features, jacking your swag. It's like copyright infringement, you know? I'm okay. He said all this on my show. I'm a regular headdisk conversation. I'm a registered trademark. I don't need no rip offs of me. So the entire, the draw of children,

for most people, is you consider copyrighting. Like you're writing or something. Yeah, you're right. I just find the idea gross. The idea of kids. Yeah, why have kids anyway when you can have cats? Well, yeah. I just want to have lots of cats.

Do you really? Yeah. So how does this adult cat do you have relationships? Do you date? I have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend. Yeah. When did you bring this bombshell on her?

Not right away. You didn't put that in your dating profile. Early on, like the first month for Share oh is a reaction She was just like wow okay, you know that you say you know you get that reversed Yeah, I've had this I have this conversation every time I bring up the vasectomy the conversation goes like that You know you can get a reverse But I'm not going to yeah, you know you can start drinking again to. Yeah, you know, you can start drinking again, Sean.

How do you like, how does it feel? Yeah. The option's always there. I'll keep the option open. You never say never. Yeah, except what does it like dating with autism? I always wondered that. Yeah.

Growing up or anything. Because it seems like it's obviously high functioning. Yeah, obviously, obviously it seems like a I don't want to say disability, but it seems like not like Ethan over there Yeah, it seems like something that would that would interfere with like a normal relationship But then I think of how obnoxious I am without autism like well, I mean There's no there's no benefits for them ever, except for getting the drugs. You're on excuse. Yeah, right, exactly. No, it absolutely dating was a nightmare for me for years. It was just, I was always very good at getting girls, but never good at keeping girls. And kind of like my job experience, I've been fired from like 50 jobs. And it's just

like that, it was just like that with dignity. Kind of like subtleties, subtleties of communication. Think about the ones you've been hired for. Makes sense. I was always good at getting them, but not good at keeping them. And it was the same with dating. I could get dates, no problem, but then getting a second date was a fucking nightmare.

Well, how old's your secret to getting dates? Oh, I'm just lucky that I'm not ugly, honestly. That's what it is. My face is my fortune. And then they would be scared off during the day, they wouldn't come back for it. Not scared off, but like, look, girls have 50 other guys on each platform messaging them.

And so the date can go well. If anything, that's true. The date can go fantastic. You don't have to mess up for you to never get a second date. Well, they always have somebody on the hook. It doesn't matter. There was so much better when there was no internet. And the connection, if anything, sometimes they're more anxious if the date goes well

because not because they don't think it'll lead to something, because they know it will lead to something. And then they have to get rid of all the attention. Right, yeah. Yeah. It's like trying to get a child to stop playing on the playground and come and like commit to only you. One toy. Having fun on the playground, you know, I just like all this.

I like a playground analogy. Yeah, that's the second one. I don't know. I don't know. Sean, do you have any questions about that? What did you book about? Yeah, it's my emoji book. Check out.

I was going to have you check out the middle color photo section. That's where the actions are. But what is the book about? I mean it's about the book is about my journey growing up with high-functioning autism living in multiple different states trying to fit in that Trying to fit in with many different crowds from bright people to Guys and everyone in between and it's about me getting arrested in a couple different states going to jail a few times Why'd you go to jail? Autism has anything to do with that. Oh yeah.

Tell them how you went to jail. How'd you go to jail? Well, I would have to start from the, so first it was underage drinking, then shoplifting, and then I, I was hanging out with this girl, and the date didn't go well. I accidentally bumped into her with my car when I let my foot off the brake,

and then she called the cops and said, I did it on purpose. After that, there was this woman who was harassing me while I was walking my car. But you went to jail for that? Yeah, for a week. For a week? Yeah, because she said that I hit her on purpose. And you went to a trial and they said, yeah, you obviously got dressed off at your date and you rammed her with your fucking car. They just took her side. Yeah. And another one, but you're literally, you coasted into her like a car. What was the total accident?

Man, the legal system is such a fucking joke. After everything we've been through for it, after seeing Shirley's lawsuit, make her a mint and that other chick and then watching her tape on Dr. Phil, it is a fucking joke. She's flat out loud, yeah. Yeah.

I can't believe it. I was walking back. I was walking back. I was walking back the math and yeah. Yeah. I can't lie to you sleep. There was a, I was walking my- I was talking about the math and the headphones. I was getting there. I was walking my parents' dogs, and there was this woman who was harassing me because she thought I was yanking the leash too hard. So she followed me all around the neighborhood,

got on the phone with like the police or something, then followed me up in my driveway. So I walk inside the garage, I tell him out with a baseball bat, and I say, get the fuck out of my driveway. I'm gonna smash your fucking mirror with this baseball bat, and she didn't leave. So I smashed your fucking mirror with the baseball bat. And I went to jail for a criminal mischief, and then after that- Yeah, which it is.

And then after that. I think that was probably just a bad deal. And then after that, I was- How many times have you been to jail? Um, uncountable. He's close to me, Dick, I think, on the, what about, yeah, where does the question come into this? How many states, three different states?

Uh, tell me about, because it just causes poor judgment, basically, the autism just causes you to, yeah, bad judgment calls it, other people wouldn't know. Okay. Is the autism make you, Bash of Woman's Carmere Arrofford? No, that's a pretty normal one. The, the autism more affected the time when I texted my neighbor,

thought it would be funny for some reason to text from an anonymous number, like a throwaway app, and make a joke about a bomb being in the building. And I don't know why you think that would be funny. I don't know what I was thinking. I thought they were a kid. Were you like teenager? No, I was like 22. Oh, okay. I mean, it was funny. I thought they were a kid. Were you like teenager? No, it was like 22. Oh, okay.

I thought they would get it for some reason. I don't know. And so I went to jail for a false alarm. I could see that. You could see what? I could see, I could see I'm going like, oh, yeah, no, they'll get it. Yeah.

I'm like, I can't go around. No, no, no, no, no. Most people don't wouldn't think that's a joke. Why, why, what precipitated that idea? I mean, as soon as he knew it was me, he got it. But he didn't know it was me. I if I had texted him. Yes, he did. I'm not think that's a joke. Why, what precipitated that idea? I mean, as soon as he knew it was me, he got it, but he didn't know it was me. I if I had texted it. Yes, he did it.

Not on the outside. Yeah, yeah. And then, also, you can put like an emoji on like JK, wing. No, I was like, actually, I was like, this is not a joke. I am serial. Yeah.

And then another one, you deserve to be in jail. Yeah. Uh, tell them about the math. I'm getting there. How is jail? There's gonna be a lot of autistic people writing in going, this disavow, this guy does

not represent me. You know, we have this guy who calls in from Australia every once in a while, who is currently on trial. It's been like four years for threatening people on the internet. He said he blames all of them. I have a fuck, he, Christopher Kiwi wrote a letter to President Trump. Oh, he did sent me seeking asylum. I'll read it. I'll read it later. Go ahead. What about the meth? Uh, well, I was going to say also the autism, the reason it made me, um, do things

to go to jail was because I was trying so hard to fit in often that I would put such a priority on that that I would grow caution to the wind. Um, you do the crazy guy in the group trying to do things to fit in and seem cool, you know, go along with everybody. on that that I would grow caution to the wind. You'd be the crazy guy in the group. Trying to do things to fit in and seem cool, go along with everybody. So one example of that is there was, I had these friends in Utah, and they wanted to rob a game stop,

and I was the getaway car. And so I went to jail. Now he's allowed to back into a space. That's what I'm saying. Did you back in? If he's a wheel man? I was like off in another neighborhood and they were gonna oh good Jack the video games of the store and then come what year was this What game were they gonna steal I don't know and so I went to jail for a night for me

He just knows the macro, you know, I mean how'd you get caught? Man, how'd you get caught? How'd you get caught? How'd you get caught? Wait, you went to jail for one night? Yeah, they actually bailed me out. It was cool. They robbed the game stop. Yeah, and then they kind of like botched it and then somebody I guess reported that they saw them getting into my car.

So they've pulled me over. What are they steal? How did they botch it? How did you wait? How did you get caught? How did you get caught? Pulled on. How did you know these people?

They were like, people I was hanging out with. And you know, people are like, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big So when you're friends with people who do stuff like that, they're not, their friends are also people who go along with them and do stuff like that. So like the response might be, well, what kind of friends are those? But it's like, no, actually they are, they were friends. They're just criminals have friends too. Right. Yeah. That's the big deal. Because the response is... I didn't even know all of this, Shaggot. What in the fuck? I thought having the police pick up your meth for you

and getting arrested for that. Hold on, what's going on here? Should we get to that? Show for longer, you cut my interview short. Oh, it's my fault. You cut my interview short. Well, I got you on tonight, so I'll take the credit for that. What were they stealing at GameStop?

I don't, you think I was thinking about that? I was just like driving the getaway. Money or video games. Video games, yeah. Yeah. No, not like an arm drawberry, just like a shoplifting thing. No, I see, you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. No, not like a not like an arm drawberry just like a shoplifting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shoplifting. Yeah. Shoplifting. Oh, yeah. No, normal. Not like a yeah, not like a not like a you know, yeah, arm drawberry for games. That would be like a whole now that would just be ridiculous.

Okay. What happened with the math? And then fast forward a couple years, hopefully the last time I went to jail was I got arrested for a meth and I was, I had been doing meth on and off for like a year and a half. You see, yeah, okay, I can't imagine you on meth. You seem like you're on meth right now. I'm pretty intense. I turned up. Anyway, it was like a cold winter night in Maine and I was with this female friend of mine. She was driving, we, snowstorm, we crashed the car into a snow bank.

Ron Math? When you crashed the car, okay. No, I wasn't driving. She was driving. She was on Math. He took it out in five minutes. She was on Math. So, the police see us crash into a snow bank and they think, oh, we got a DUI arrest,

whoo. And actually, we weren't drunk driving. However, when they searched my car, they did find the meth. So okay. No, but wait, but wait, wait, wait, wait. They had you out of the car and you told them to go back, okay, could you, because they were taking you to the sale. They were going to search my car.

They told them to go back, could you go back and grab my headphones? No, they were going to search my car and they said, do you want anything out of the car before we search it? Yeah, I thought, I thought, I. I thought they're gonna find the meth a hundred percent anyway And so there might be some loophole that I don't know about where it's in a ziplock bag It was in like a container close container It's properly stored and I thought maybe Chance that they won't open it if I asked for it officially,

but I know 100%, they're gonna find it in two seconds anyway. So I took the 99% chance as opposed to the 100% chance. That makes sense. Yeah, it actually does. This makes sense. It explains to me. So when we first found out, of course we might, you know, we laughed about it.

It made fun of them because we thought, what this fucking idiot had to cop? It got this fucking math, and I thought I was thinking, but actually his explanation to fucking idiot had the cops got this fucking math. I know. I'm thinking, but actually his explanation, it does kind of make sense a little bit. I took a Hail Mary, especially in that altered state. I mean, yeah, it's like a thought that you have.

And then he's like, I'll just do it. No, but that's right. There are a lot of gray areas within the law. Like I've been to jail before, right? And I know that there's certain items that are not allowed to open, certain, like what? Zip lock perhaps. It's full of nuance. And so I thought there might be some loophole

that I don't know about because I mean lawyers get what about like certified male. I heard that you need a warrant to look and certified. Exactly. Exactly. Any male. Oh, is any male open your male? They need a warrant. So if you so have you carry your drugs around in a, in a, in mail? They'll have to get a warrant. Have to get a warrant. Open that up. By that time you'll be at least half a mile away. Yeah.

They would have to get a warrant. You have to get a warrant to open your mail. There's nothing say you were riding around stopping a cop from just opening it and say, oh, that was open already. Yeah. Yeah, sure. But, okay, so what else is in your book?

These stories are in your book. One phase I went through, it's got a parental advisory warning By the way, like a rap CD. Yeah, yeah, one phase out I remember the first time I got a CD with that first So it felt good with the dog pounds. Yeah with chronic No, that was doggy style. Yeah, chronic was at. Yeah, doggy style. But they're in the juice. Yeah. So, you know, autistic people, one major thing about autism, they're like obsessed with a certain topic and they'll learn like everything about Thomas the train engine or more to or something like that.

And so for a while, my obsession was black people. I went through a phase where I really just obsessed with black culture and if you turn to paint. Why? Because the style, I just thought they black culture and if you turned to paint. Why? Ah, because the style, I just thought they were cool, the way they talk, the music, the clothes. I just loved it. Well, probably pretty foreign to how you grew up.

Yeah, I've seen his rap videos and stuff. Oh, you have rap videos. I used to do music video song parodies. Okay, where should I turn to? Paige, I think it's 112. I just see a duet box. I see it in 12. I see it's 112. You'll see it. I just see it do in talks. I see it go in 112.

The very specific. That was probably right. I think it's one to, it's the color photo spread and you'll see a picture of my peak optics when I was obsessed with black people. Okay, the color photos. We're in like cross here. Yeah, wait, which one is you?

Oh no. You can't see. Oh, funny. Funny. I like it. Right. Peak optics with Dante, Reginald and who are they? Terrence? Those were some guys I was hanging out with at a club in Houston, Texas. And we took that. That's not in focus. That gorgeous photo. So you just learned all you could about black people. Yeah, oh, I was so it was all I thought about and I moved from can they really not swim or is that just oh, I think this actually a study 70% of black kids can't actually that's true. Yeah, not just because they don't like have pools and you know, urban. Yeah, I've had this argument. Is that a real thing? Yes, there's

a yes, they're bone down to these different. Is it that much different than, because there are black people who could swim. They can't swim. I think it's self-reinforcing because the bone density makes the swimming difficult so then they don't like to do it. So then they're not exposed to it. It's also black women with their hair. Their hair will get messed up and they have a number of disinforations.

This conversation is insane. Okay, Shagged. What a fascinating individual. Yeah. I have no idea. All right. Was I in the middle of some advice thing? Yes, you were.

Sean, do you have any questions for Shagged? No, I'm sure I'll think of some. I'm not like Charlie Kirk. I'm not going to shut down the question. Comment now. Yeah. Here we go. Hey, Dick, I'm lost.

Oh, this is from Judas. Okay, hey, Dick Judas here. My older brother had a big, Oh, shit. Oh, fuck yeah. He'll definitely tell stories that I I didn't know this actually had me down. Sorry about that.

Cause I'll never, I'll never fuck you, Dick. I'll never fuck you. So like, yeah, I was a dick's house one time. Can I have 50 grand? My older brother had a bit of a rough teenage experience being as though he was shot in the eye with a pellet gun and missed a lot of the normal teenage boy experience of getting with girls, that is not the normal teenage boy

experience and figuring out how to start. It's more akin to getting shot in the eye with the pellet gun. And being with yourself. Yeah. Having a lot of view time. He's 27 now and he's only been in one relationship and only had sex with that one woman

in terms of looks and personality. He doesn't have a problem with attracting women but he refuses to make a move in case he gets broken up with again. Oh no. At the moment he has been hanging out with this cutie he works with and everyone in our friend's circle agrees she wants the D. We have tried to convince him that yes she does like him, she has gone to amusement parks with him, comes over to drink with him and has

gone on motorcycle rides with him. Oh my God. It's a lot of blue balling this poor woman. But he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to dive in because he's afraid that it'll end bad and he'd keep it rather. Pussy. It's just how he is. Yeah, you can't live like that.

No, I mean, it's not fucking, oh, what? I mean, yeah, you know how that's fucking rare that is? Jesus, you don't even have to be on online dating apps. Every time she leaves, we ask if he made a move and he just says, I don't know if she's into me and jokes about going to Greenland because he doesn't know what to do.

I think you've got a roofie here. What is this brother? He probably wants to really fucking bad, but he's afraid to. How do I convince this schmuck to make a move? I think you have to make the move. Like you hide behind them at a movie and like start, you know, do they reach around?

This is a perfect dick answer. Travelers, good. No, you, so they're sitting at a movie, right? Or an amusement park or whatever. And then you hide and sneak up behind them and you reach around and give her the old boob squeeze. And then like whisper like, oh, I really want you to suck my dick right now.

And we're here. So she thinks he did it. And she doesn't notice that it's a different guy. She's what is, she's probably paying attention to the movie. She's gonna hear the voice. She's gonna hear your different whisper. Everybody whispers the same.

I really want it. Like you can't tell, close your eyes. You don't know if it's me or Sean whispering right now. Pretty sure somebody's girlfriend would know the difference between their whisper as somebody else's. Well, but they're not together. He's trying to, this guy is trying to get them together. Yeah, he's trying to, this is,

she'll be so excited that he's finally making him move. I guess you haven't noticed. This is a, this is a, what do you think he should do, Sean? How do you talk of this schmuck into making a move? Hey, you're not gonna, you're not gonna talk him into it. I don't think you might and he'll probably fucking hold it against you.

Here's where he'll probably be pissed at you. Get your, get a woman. It's afraid. Get your mom to write a letter in a girly handwriting. I really want you to choose. Next time we see, you see me, I want you to not say anything and immediately fuck me in the front, behind the front door of my apartment

and also please don't mention this letter. I don't ever wanna talk about it, just do it. It embarrasses me too much. It embarrasses me too much. It's embarrassing to mention this letter again. Love mom, or whoever you wrote the letter. Okay, that's pretty good too. That's good advice. I like that one. Love mom. Or whoever you wrote the letter. That's pretty good too. That's good advice.

I like that one. Love mom. Well, whoever wrote it. Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I like your plan. It's a pretty good one. As far as groeping though, I think that's a felony. I don't think you probably should do the... You're probably right. Oh. All right, that's enough for advice. What else do I have here?

Reddit stuff. So we're not having a caller. This is definitely an easy option. Oh, we should take some calls. We don't usually take calls, but let me see. Oh, depends who's on. I thought you said something about taking calls. Well, sometimes we have specific people who are going to call it.

Does anybody want to weigh in on anything in there? You can play like videos on the show from YouTube. Yeah. Oh, should he do one of my, I mean, his show. Thanks for the, thanks for the endorsement. Tillin vol. I have some of the videos of my show that are, uh, we'll end on that. How about that? We always play a song at the end. Alex says, what makes him a rich shisha in hookah? Hey man, you want to come out with us for shisha tonight? You know what that is?

No, I know what hookah is, but I think it's the same. It's the flavor tobacco, right? Yeah, the hookah thing. Oh, no, you poser. First of all, you're like 30. Second, what happened to just going out for a beer? That was like, I mean, that was huge like 15 years ago. I remember knowing.

I remember how big that got, that blew up. Like all over the suburbs, that blew up. It was like ax throwing. Yeah. Now they found out that throwing ax is inside is dangerous. Wait, you did that over, I still wanna do that. I did it. You went over to Van Aes.

No, I went into Nebraska to do it. Oh, really? Yeah, it was fun. My brother-in-law, to Van Aes. No, I went to Nebraska to do it. Oh, really? Yeah, I was fun. My brother-in-law, who's shaped like Fred Flintstone through an axe through the wall. Oh, really? Straight through the wall, split it right up the side. Now there's all these videos of the axe is bouncing back, though. Yeah.

So it's very good. Oh, yeah. I went to a Shisha bar, and it was full of women's sputtering back smoke after getting their Instagram snaps, groups of now with way to well-kempt facial hair, also taking selfies and gay, fruity craft beers. It's not even she-shabars anymore. Went to my local pub a couple weeks ago. It's full of poser cons pulling on water pipes and the air is like inhaling Marsapan.

It's spreading. It's even in restaurants here. Yeah, I want to have dinner sitting across. See the UK? He must be. Sitting across from some dude wearing sunglasses, indoors, blowing strawberry, smelling smoke into my, what do you think about Shisha?

I never liked it. So I had a hookah when I was younger. Yeah. But I smoked marijuana out of it. Yeah. This is tobacco. I don't, I never was a fan of the Shisha or whatever the fuck they call it.

Are they since me some free Shisha or Shiska, whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah, they sent it to me some free shit when I bought the hookah and I never cared for it whatsoever really there. Let's see here. The weed though, I did like that. Oh, here's, you want to hear Chris the Kiwi's letter? John, to Trump. Oh, yeah, this will be phenomenal.

I'll see if he wants to call in. Oh, no way. I'll see. Oh, here he goes. Here he is. Just could break the show. I tried to get him to call in during, uh, by the way, you don't, oh, I said, oh, oh, oh, when we were recording Dr. Phil, yeah, because I wanted him to call in.

I don't know why. And he said, by the way, you don't need to talk like that. Only uncouth Australians talk like that. And I'm not really Australian. I'm only Australian by naturalization. That was his response to oil. He thought that was at him. And it was awesome.

It was at him, but also you don't need to talk like that. Like it was disrespectful. Or he was saying, don't lump him in with uncouth Australians. So he's a hair graph. Yeah, he's talking shit about Australians basically. I want to see the Australian aborigines. You ever seen them? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Man, I see fellow pressure. Yeah, I want to see them in person. What would you do if you met them? I'd be like, sup. I don't know. You guys are right. You have exchange, street culture. No, no,, sup. I don't know. You guys, right. Exchange, street culture.

No, no, well, they're not even black, but no, I just want to see them. No, that's true. Better fact, wait, what? What are they? They have the furthest genetic difference distance from sub-Saharan Africans. What?

They're like a whole other thing. I just want to see them because I think they're interesting. Yeah. Yeah, you think, oh, dark skin, they must be, it's like, no, not even close. Some of them have blonde hair and stuff. Yeah, it must be, it's like, no, not even close. Some of them, blonde hair and stuff. Yeah, it's really, totally different thing.

They look different. They isolated like 40,000 years ago, 45,000 years ago, something like that. They look like a mix between black and Indian, like dot Indian. I guess the QE is not, I want to give them a minute to see if he's there. It's like new in there, isn't it? I can't remember what the time difference is. It's mine. I want to say, like, it's like add 17 hours for this or something. Like, I think it's 17.

Oh, is it? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you would know better. If I remember right, I want to say, Oh, did you see that Maddox is in a new movie that Kong Fury 2 movie? Oh, because he was in that, right, that first one that was. I don't know, I don't know if he was, but he said he wrote part of it with a guy or something that could really.

Sure. Yeah. He said we know what got edited out of that draft. That should be fun to watch and make fun of? Cause he's the worst actor in the world. What is that coming out? I don't know. But they got a bunch of like,

confiri too, okay. And they got a shitload of celebrities humping it. So it's probably garbage. Okay. No response. All right, um, let's do voicemails. This has been the Dix show everybody. Eat some Ralph.

Thank you for. Sir, it's been a blast a Wonderful. Yes, I feel like everything's been building up to this nighttime show. That's true We would plan to go to church this morning. Oh Jesse Lee Peterson's church. Oh, we didn't quite make it I don't know anything else. I think that's about it. You know what? I know. I'll tell you. I forgot what this made me rage is the a sportsmanship. Oh, the after Oh, go fight speeches that Logan Paul and KSI gave each other and that big athlete's brother. Yeah. Like they've just won a Nobel prize. Everybody, this is this guy is a fighter and this is coming from nowhere like you got in a boxing match shithead

What you're you're not you're not a pillar of the community here. Yeah, and by the way you're terrible at it the boxing Right after the fight. It's different. Oh, you know all those things. I said I didn't mean any of that course I didn't mean any of that first thing I didn't really think you meant any of that anyway, but you're breaking the illusion of disbelief basically. You know what I mean? Like, don't fucking say that. I just invested time to seeing you guys beat the fuck out of each other. And now right after it's over, I'm like, I didn't really mean any of that. You didn't mean it because you lost. That's why. You look like a total bitch because you lost on points. You ever heard the quote? You ever heard the quote? You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.

Yeah, that's what, that's how I think about fucking sports and competition in general. And Logan Paul too, like he should be out there. The first thing he had to basically be goaded by the interviewer and to saying the result was bullshit, which it was. It was sort of the first thing he was saying. I got screwed. Fuck these guys. Fuck you guys are cute.

Fuck you, man. Fuck the fans. Yeah, fuck the fans. Fuck the are cute. Fuck you, man. Yeah, fucking man. He's a shit. Yeah, that's it. That's the disease of sportsmanship. Like, oh, okay, yeah, we're all just, we're all in the same. If you, yeah, you know, that, if you listen to old NBA players talk about today, they

can't, they can't believe these fucking guys like hanging out afterwards and like, say it like hugging on the court. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, what do they say? leave these fucking guys like hanging out afterwards and like say it like hugging on the court. They all like it. They like play with each other and said like this was 30 years ago, I still fucking hate Larry Burr. You can't be pissed off anymore today.

You can't just say, oh, fuck that guy. I don't like him. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. That's not a very good reason. You should like everybody. You don't hate people. You hate the things that they do. Like fuck you, fuck this fight, fuck the ref, fuck the fans.

All right, everybody, this is Midik Shio, patreon.com, slash the Dik show, Dik.show, Ralph is gonna plug you to tell people where they're gonna be. Yes, the kill stream. We're on dlawv.tv slash the Ralph or Tor, we're on Apple podcast, pretty much anywhere you can find a pot, at least for now, I saw something that's got his podcast taken off. So you can find us on Apple Spotify,

everywhere, killstream.live, that's a new site I set up to have a hub for everything. I'm gonna work on that some more and I get home, but yeah, live 930 PM Eastern Monday through Friday, the kill stream. It's a lot of work podcasting every night, Sean. You do this every night. Yeah. Well, five nights a week. Yeah, man, that's a week.

That is a lot of work. That would be a lot of work. Chaggot work and people go to find you. Real Dylan Volk right here. What is Dylan Volk? Oh, that's my name. Oh. You thought it was Chaggot.

Well, that's not a nickname. That's the name of me. Okay. Wait a minute. What's Dilan? Or is it? I used to go by Dilan, but I had to unfortunately, that's another nickname.

That was my high school nickname that I kept for a while. Where'd that come from? Um, in high school, I had these friends that freestyle wrapped and they were, one time they just came up with it. They were like, he's Dilan, he spits like a lion and so I kept it. But unfortunately, it was too confusing doing public speaking gigs and then telling people, oh, well, my social media is Dilan, but my name here is Dylan,

and so I just made it all one name. Okay, got it. This is, let's see. This is Pony Cordero sent this in. Oh wait, this is an hysterios wrapped by MCMC and AC in VistaCPU. Oh boy, this one? I don't think so.

Let's see. Thanks for listening everybody. See you next Tuesday. Oh yeah. Then we'll do... I got Facebook news too that I have to play. Come in, feed me, feed me, feed me Yeah, he's a funny fact, I'm soulgiven my past I'm still gonna light a fire up under his ass I've got to ask, when he's chugging that booze Or mysterious stories leaking through Astherios, I'm speaking to you

This is a chance for you to get sober, dude It's true, I'm really not trying to be rude But you be chatting such collocs I'm not in the mood to chat and shit All across the air waves make like Tim Chang's and Gold livin' He can really hear his Atlanta roots He's the only way And until that day I'll say across the air waves make like Tim Chang's and go live in He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots He can really hear his Atlanta roots

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I have a good time Bad about a bad about a better better better I'm literally better in a tool slash That was a good time, man. Maybe you think I'm just fucked you may say your qualities Going up say calm down. Rob that's a bit of a region anyway. You're the funny bits were written by peach I'm gonna call Chris are you really yeah, he's there I can't actually get I'm not sure which Push it in all the way it wasn't on I was first I was gonna act like I get here and then I was like, okay, I'll just go ahead and then if you want to hear more, then keep pulling the thread.

How many live viewers we've done? Uh, probably like 60, 65. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, I'm just playing a stereo, so you know I love you. We should do this at like 11 a.m. Very good. Alright, this is fake Facebook news this at like 11 a.m. Very good. All right, this is fake Facebook news. It's by a puppet now.

Oh boy, really? So it's a video. Yeah. See if I can get it up here. There we go. All right. Show time. Won't be the news.

Let's see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. CNN. CNN. I spoke to soon. All right. Hello, Dick and hello, Dickhead. Sort of like Joe Socrates. And this is the Facebook group news update for the past couple of days. TDS top gay Tanner Gregory posted Tuesday night that he fell on his motorcycle on his way to work and was asking dickheads how he should make the flight to Greenland.

Oh, no. Well, most dickheads lent a sympathetic ear. What? Overs jumped for the laughs with solid results. Samuel Posano posted, it sounds like you were trying to get to Greenland on your bike and you missed your exit. Jacob Garland commented, sounds like an overreaction and only women overreact. So book that flight to Greenland soon, Nancy.

And when Moise's Perez asked, what do you ride? Stephen Bailey responded, anyone he wants. And included a winking emoji. Yes. Yes. Yes. A winking emoji. That's sacks.

In a story that is proof positive that no good deed goes unpunished, Eric Wong reported from Twitter that Dome Pesos was spurging out over his during the domain. These two. Mysterios is a fat F-slur.com. Thank you. The way that the Mysterios very public falling out with Dick, what Dome failed to realize is that Wong was actually safeguarding the domain so Dome could crap all over his stereos the way only that was not what did I pay

so clear of the excess anger was genuine or just part of a bit. Speaking of spaghetti, let's go to the weather. Thank you, Joe. He's in a strong surge of spaghetti with a slim chance of meatballs accumulating around the city of failure area. It looks like it might have been caused by a surge of spaghetti with a slim chance of meatballs accumulating around the city of failure area. It looks like it might have been caused by a surge of soy and herd feelings that blew up from the South courtesy of the dickhead that found embarrassing pictures of a man child's bedroom.

That was from all over the area or advise to keep asking the women in their life what they would do if a man brought them home and this was their bedroom and post them with the hashtag Lime time. Hmm. We have yet to see a favorable response back to you Joe I'm Joe Socrates and this has been the Facebook group news for the last couple of days. I mean, that's really well done. It is really well I love puppets. I know you do Crank anchors.

Yeah. Yeah, me too. Me too. I'm going to Hawaii, that guy. Oh, you're going to Hawaii. Very good. Thank you, Joe Sancrates. Let's do some voice.

Oh, yeah, I got a call Chris the Kiwi or try. You know, maybe I'll give him a minute to respond. We'll just listen to voice meals first. How does that sound? You think he might be upset if you just call him out of the blue? I just don't think he'll answer. Let's try it, fuck it. I don't even know if it rings on his phone.

Yeah, some do, some don't. Yeah. Mono light up when somebody calls me from Skype. Mine too. No, I don't think up when somebody calls me from Skype. Mine too. No, I don't think so. Yeah. All right. Maybe he'll look at the messages though.

That could be good. It could be. Oh, unavailable. Okay, well, better look next time. Hey, Dick. Guys, something like a fraggle here. Don't have to kill myself. So I got a bit of a rage for you

my fucking room a double burn down my house the other day uh... so let's candle unattended it is really just fucked off so we're very romantic joe the other one fucking

managed to get it in time but the fire department said like it was an hour later the whole fucking roll of houses would have burned down. I hate when they do that. Fucking wild. Oh, speculinous for what happened. You know, we caught it in time, but if we hadn't, basically there would be another holocaust. Yep. Oh, wow. I'm fucking extra grateful now.

Thanks, Sao. Thanks, fireman. You can get enough congratulations today from everyone in your life. You need to make shit up that you stopped. Oh my, well, what else? What then? What if you didn't stop it then? Yeah, then what could have been?

That's the whole city. Wow! And then what? What if it got on a car and the car drove into another city and the whole, that city burned down to Holy shit. Thanks so much. Yeah. Thanks for all that imaginary shit that you stopped. Yeah, what have I got on a plan? You know by like a waiter comes over. You know if I didn't bring you this food you might have starved a dead

Yeah, oh fucking. Thank you. Jesus. Thank you. I would not to get food from. You're so generous volunteering your time. Someone should pay you for this. Oh, they do? Oh, wow, shut the fuck up then. You obviously can phone them about it. As though we don't understand how fire works. Yeah. That's why there's a fucking fire department

in the first place. Yeah. I know that my house would have burned down by a nature. They're in that cement thing. Oh, man. In firemen have it really good, too, by the way, because they get all the respect and they're not cops. They never arresting people that never fucking with you. When they come out there, you know, they're out there. You have no idea how good they have. Oh, they have. I imagine pussy. Pussy, fat.

I'm a fucking drunk. I'm a drunk. Drinking. Yeah, no one's ever called them in and sell. Yeah, no. They don't online tape. No. I don't think just because you're a fireman, that automatically is going to get you girls.

I don't think that'll be enough. Really? You see in their calendars? You have to have like a six. Yeah, but those guys have like 12 packs, you're saying. And they get so much respect though, firemen get a fireman. If you're just a pudgy average guy

who happens to be a fireman, you're not getting any girls from that. Let's try it. I'll have all the Virgin's set your fireman. Let's go around. Yeah, I'm a fireman. I don't know, I've been to it. You're thinking of firemen.

I go around town putting down a little slug like Channing Tatum. That's what you're saying. I think firemen's gonna get you into a lot of plus a little bit of, plus a little bit of, two numbers. Oh, for sure. That's what you're saying. I think firemen's going to get you into a lot of, it's going to bump you up. It's going to bump you up to two numbers. Oh, for sure. For sure.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, like a family who are and stuff. And now I've been to like gatherings with like a lot and like all their weddings, stuff like that. You know, like Pudgy, like Dumpy looking firemen with, with, with, like you said, like orders of magnitude hotter wives than that. But I don't think that alone is going to get you a girlfriend.

You have got to bring it in other ways as well. We have to open your mouth and talk to them. Yeah. All right, here's the rest of this. Right, but you have to have game. I'll say. And there's a fucking guy like, oh well, you know, I didn't have the window open,

so it wouldn't have burned out. Oh yeah. What? What do you mean? Talk to physics or fire. I can put it all of combustion. I didn't have the out. What? What do you mean? Talk to physics of fire. I've combustion. I didn't have the window up. Not my, not enough air.

You see, it's not my fault. I can hold it before, like, what do you mean? What do you mean, the window wasn't open? I fucking roll of houses. And he's like, oh, the window wasn't open. Are you fucking kidding me? Ugh. Well. Done in Krieger in Action, man. was an open are you fucking kidding me? uh hmm

well don't include your in action man why is a guy is that burning candles? yeah his own room i don't know i mean it's a little weird it odd

i'm having a very hard time picking today hey dick you know a big big fuck range uh every time i get sick which is fucking almost never, without fail some motherfuckers on. I'll take some vitamin C! Sure. I'll take some vitamin C!

Of course, they're fucking sick. Everybody goes to folk remedies. It's not help you when you're fucking already sick. It only helps you not get sick. And of course, some other fucking piece of shit will point this back down. Hey, all vitamin C is doing well, good, good, good, good. I want you to take zinc. Okay, that's good advice and all, but why the fuck does everyone still repeat the shit? It's like there's some kind of fucking conspiracy for fucking vitamin C like drink

orange juice with breakfast like it's healthy or some shit like some Kellogg bullshit conspiracy for carbon cereal. They all repeat the same fucking third. Oh yeah, back in when there was pirates, they got all scurvy and then they would bring oranges and fuck all of you. That shit before. That's why people have children. So they can just repeat. Pass down the whole shit that they,

all the stupid trivial shit that they learned. They know everybody else has heard it. They'll still do that. But then they have kids so they can just repeat every stupid thing they've ever been doing in their lives. Oh yeah? Oh, did pirates?

Huh. I didn't know that. No shit you didn't know because you're a fucking child. Yeah. Don't ever say it again. Yeah, don't. I'll go tell everybody you know until you're dead. Right.

Which will be soon if you do that. Big picture vitamin C. No bitch, I don't want wanna take any fucking vitamin C. You go get me some vitamin C then. Yeah. Oh, you sick, you should take vitamin C. Go get me vitamin C. Oh, do you not care that I'm sick?

Yeah. Or what? Do you wanna have any other fine vitamin C? Yeah. Shit, no, you don't. Go get it. Order me some. Uber eats me some vitamin fucking C.

Yeah. You're so free with your advice. I drive it. Just that, I don't want the food. Yeah. By the way, I take a multivitimate every single fucking day, and fucking see you're so free with your advice just that i don't want the food uh... by the way i take a multi-vitamin everything fucking day which is like three thousand million percent of vitamin c already in his piss out the rest

and uh... i know the fucking thing to vitamin c is it's fucking not even good source is or just a fucking part here it's not even a good source of vitamin c has more vitamin c and it's way more healthy and fucking load of sugar bullshit to take some fucking broccoli why don't you tell me eat fucking broccoli which why the way I'm fucking eat some of today I got a fucking bowl a chicken bowl with no rice just a bunch of broccoli in it and you can eat fucking broccoli with a plastic fork that's just to be out

a lot of they're gonna They're gonna pass through snap the fork is that I'm gonna write that down. Yeah, you know what the Chinese place I go to does that too like when I'll get general Soves chicken they'll give me a plastic fork and it has broccoli with it too Yeah, you can't fucking eat it with that shit and it's really Substandard plastic fork to the bin doing you trying to use it. I want a solid object. Not that has given it. Like what the fuck? This isn't.

Yeah, I can't eat with this. What am I eating? Oh, no, like get this. Just draw a picture of a fork. And you're gonna do this. I can't eat with this shit. So then when I bring it home, I always have to go and get one of my actual utensils out to eat it with

because you can't use that shit. Okay, here we go. Hey, Decaixon. I've done this from Spokane here. I've just listened to Dr. Phil commentary track yesterday. That shit was hilarious. But yeah, my, thank you. Her husband got married on like a really old HGTV show, Designing Blind, where it was

like some blind French director. They've like get a description of the room and feel all this shit. Well, they got a bunch of, you wine, where it was like some wine French director with like a description of the room, feel all this shit. Well, they got a bunch of, you know, free furniture and a new TV, so that was pretty cool. But, you know, every little activity they went on, they were scripted. But it was funny when my brother and a lot of the proposed, they made them do a second take because, you know, they thought it was too emotional and they were crying. It was emotional. It was emotional. It was emotional.

You got everything on reality. You can give you a bowl of chips. Anyway, what makes me raise is when you have an ad for a new movie or video game or whatever, and they take like an existing song, like they have an interest in them. But you know, I've done sucked enough already, but then they have to add, you know, the drums and the ball on the floor corn and it's like that shit, good making horrible music that we've already heard, sure, you're... Anyway, love you guys, go fuck yourself. Yeah, fuck that shit. John.

Um, okay. Hey, Dick, you know, it makes me a rage people who take fantasy fucking football so seriously my one buddy I know since I was a kid in body meat to a fantasy football group and the people in it are such policies The one guy who runs it and his wife make a trade and people thought, oh, they're cheating,

which who cares. But everyone's like, I'm cheating. And they're complaining to me. I'm like, tell him. They're like, no, he's too, he always does this. Bum bum bum. Fuck. Be the commissioner then.

Stand up for yourself. If you think someone's cheating, I mean, it's family people, but I'll stop complaining about it to me. But then I go and I white-night all these people because I'm an asshole and I just want to start trouble here and we can get kicked out of the league. So I got into the commissioner and I started calling him off about how, dude, you're cheating, people are upset just like the worst of try-who cares. Like, this is enough. And then I was posting this in the group chat and then messages me. They take it to Surla's lane. But my wife is really upset. She's literally crying right now. And you, not the chair. Fuck you. You's leaving me to spend. Why would I care if she

doesn't like that? She's a ball, which the only point is to talk trash and when your team wins, you act like you're a genius because you started people who scored more points. It's 90% luck. The whole point is to talk shit. And if people are going to talk shit, and if you're going to cheat, and then people give you crap about cheating, don't come to me and say, hey, I wanted to cheat and just have no one say anything, but you said something. Everyone else wasn't going to say anything. They were just going to bitch about it to you, but now you bitched about it in the group

chat. I'm so sorry. I know. It's going on. It doesn't really bother me. It bothers my wife. Yeah, you can go fuck yourself. Okay. You're a huge fucking bitch and a pussy and

Fuck you Football other people's wives, man. Oh Oh, what planet would you think? Why would he message the guy's wife? That is just ridiculous Hella your own wife. I don't know ever when I handle Because there's a reason it. You, if you have another man talking to your wife, there is no matter how small of a chance, he will buck her. You are opening him.

I see. I had a argument about this, or well, discussion about this, my wife, me, I was an argument, but I did have a friend back in the day where he wouldn't talk to her like in private at whatsoever. Yeah. Like just never. Yeah. And she would kind of get offended by it. She's like, wait, you know, I'm a person, you know, I'm a regular person like anybody else.

And he said, well, no, that has nothing to do with it. I'm just friends with the Ralph. And I just, it's weird to me to talk to other people's girls. Spoundries. Yeah, it's like. The injuries are important. Yeah. Yeah, if I get a text from someone else's wife or girlfriend, I guess you only have a sister.

I don't like doing it. I gotta say, like, well, I've been here at your home all week, 80s girls have been a lovely host and stuff. But even last night when I had the link for the fight, I sent it to you to send to her, I was like, yeah, you know what I mean? Like I didn't say, oh, give me your number, I'll send it to my son.

I heard you guys talking while I was getting ready for the show, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought this snowing on up there. What is this shit? Alex, tell me what's going on. What can you see? It's a very big couch up there. And all of it better be me.

All right, one more. Yeah, shit. Girlfriend has men over looks good. Okay, girlfriend has men over. Mm-hmm. Not for him, it doesn't look good. Oh, man. Dick, I don't understand. All right.

Girlfriend has people over. These people mostly men. You and now, me personally, I'm just saying out because I fucking live here. Yeah. I fucking live here. Girlfriend is mad at me if you're one of the men. No friends. You should be talking to one of the three women. And I call. So why the fuck are you coming up to me? I'm going to be talking to you about a video game, Dive.

You're going to be on a single. Why? Well, still. You do that because you're not unafracted women. I can understand that they were fat, fat, dark, cheap. He says that he's yelling on speakerphone in an unferenished apartment. But why it open?

Why is it working for me? Why at the end of the night? What is it working for me at the end of the night? What is it working for me at the end of the night? Oh, I just baffled on it. Why do you come up to me and ask me for a ride on the top? You can't talk. What the fuck is this?

Yeah. You should be trying the thing all for you because when it has the same time, not talking to me. But make a lot of good points. He's really worked up about it. Anyway. Yeah.

I'm going to go fucking eat an avisaba. You call it a fucking night. Hey, that sounds good. Yeah. I'm gonna go fucking eat and have a, you call it a fucking night. Hey, that sounds good. Go fuck yourself. Sean, I wish you got my number buddy. That's gay as well. That sounds a little weird.

Oh no, because they're my part. No, it's like the guy who wrote in wanting to get his dick sucked, but is letting a guy do it, right? He'd prefer a woman. Those guys would probably prefer to talk to a woman but they're getting off talking to that guy. He's being used in a way that is a replacement for a woman. That's...

So yeah, instead of going over there and handling business there, over there talking about video games. Talking about video games, which is basically making it a stand in for a straight relationship, right? So hey, you know, I know, I know you like to be able to, there's a label free show to each of us. Labels are, I'll play one more, one more, and then we're out of here. All right.

Chad, what's your, what is a wrap video of yours that we can Listen to you want to watch the old school classic die on rap videos. Yeah, which one Ralph. What do you think? Give me the list so read out the names again. I think we watched the black females one. I don't got no type black I can't say it anymore Yeah, be yeah, I think it's explicit. I don't got no type, black. I can't say it anymore, but... Yeah, I think it's explicit. I don't want to flip. Is that how it slurs? Oh, I actually censored that one.

And then there's a gumed out one about gum. The gum? The gum that one was pretty good, I think. I watched a few, but it's been over a year since I've seen them. So that's was... It's about chewing gum? You'll see, it's a wrap song. Okay, is it this one? Oh This one no

Derek some my old type in you're gonna have to type in gummed out old channel because I renamed my old channel old channel Okay, I think this is there it is my old channel, old channel. Okay, I think this is the old channel. There it is. All right. I don't know what that is. That's like a spam upload that I didn't upload, but go down. There you go. Wait, how did something go put on your account?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how that apex legends is. This one. Yeah. Bobby Shemuda. Yeah. Okay. Say, food, man, quick front, not here in these streets. I hear fleshy flexible like you really got it. You ain't got nothing

I ain't flexing I promise I got that That's a long time ago just everyone What has been got no done you all talk you gonna be chained you ain't never pop bubbles in the club you ain't gummed out Don't ever talk to me that type of way fool. I stay gummed out. You ain't got no gum You ain't never had gum. I got gum. I got that gum. I'm gone Saying you gummed out. That's right. Saying you a real gum nigga. That's right Oh, he's black. He's not that doesn't matter to me. No one is allowed to say it It is about...

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I swear to God, I'm so gummed out And if you ain't got gum, get all this can be a stoo I've been blowing bubbles since the fifth grade I used to ask for pieces now I'm run the game Used to chew gum with sugar now I'm sugar free Look at my teeth you won't find no cap of it I'm just telling my chocolate this one though Is new shit here? Y'all ain't ready for it

Get it quick, man, cause it's only season though I ordered candy, candy, candy, gum by the weekend girl Damn son, where'd you find this? Man cuz it's only season though. I ordered candy candy gum by the weekend Sun, where'd you find this? We making flavor last in this ride homie. Oh Flip in them skits Oh, I think I'm big red Try late late or be it I got all these papers Who's the ass is that? I Who's asses It was a girl we found I found in the hood and I just like paid them 25 bucks to come do it

How long is this thing you've made Like a couple weeks as very well produced. Thank you You gotta do the black You gotta do the black girls one I do know what about About gone like that I just paid him to come do the video Yeah, these motherfuckers know my breath I see You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you, you go, you, you go, you go, you, you go, you Do the no type parody just scroll down. Okay one more Where's that oh just click my old channel just click oh Yeah, okay. Oh

You know what it's on my new channel. Sorry type in like the one says new channel. I censored it. So you'll like it Type in race-remor no type Dylan Volk. What what sorry Dylan Volk no type that'll do it type, Dylan Volk. What? Sorry, Dylan Volk, no type, that'll do it. Okay. Dylan Volk. No type, that'll do it. Okay. Yeah, second one down. This one? Yeah, there you go.

Classic dialogue. Yeah. crippled Jesus who calls in as a big fan of black women. Yeah, yeah, he is. And, although I think he's a girlfriend now or something. What? That's what I heard. Well, we need to be talking to him.

Yeah, let's talk to him soon. Okay. Okay, here we go. This is no type. Classic die- Oh, I don't know what it's about to be on. Do you know the song? I don't know.

No type. No bitches. We don't need to watch more of her. I might recognize it. I need to see if I can wear a boots after Labor Day. 106th rich homie Kwan's gonna be on there today. You stopped acting black, you were not black. That chick is hard.

Who's that? She was an actress I found. She did it for $50. Wow. Where do you think you're going? It's been a go dayda-me some black girls. Oh, you think you can get some black girls with that swag? I can for half the cost of you.

To boy die. By her 25. Yeah, right? Right? No, I ain't got no type. Yeah, you paid her 50, but you only paid the black girl 25. She was a professional. Oh, I see.

Are you sure? Screen act. Yeah, congratulations. Oh, I'm sure I can put just sand contract. I mean, I believe the girl twerking. Yeah. I don't know if I believe the other actress. I have to say, she really shows her brain

that the performance got a lot of emotion. She went you see me Recognize this beat Girls with fresh kicks and girls using kicks You dancing, it's like four or five times Girls with a baby kicks, by the way Girls with a little sharp teeth You could affect the better crop here

I need a all black neck Other than what was my dealer If an angel came in and I saw If a name monique than I'm a ball Mary Mary on the ball Where's the blackest neighborhood of all? Where's the blackest neighborhood of all? Where's the blackest neighborhood of all? Where's the blackest neighborhood of all?

Where's the blackest neighborhood of all? Where's the blackest neighborhood of all? I don't got no tight teeth Black- Black- Black- Black- Black- Black-

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What did he say? I'm seeing girls with a rate. The sea looks Mexican to see a ton of Asian. Girls are just like cars. They don't got cup holders and I ain't easy. There you go. They can get a cup of hot. I had a bunch of damn Mad City trend.

Never spent a fitting-ass cup of dance. Showing my got swag like a black man I only got no type Don't got no type The best line is coming up right here This is the only thing that I like I don't stare your type No stereotype

No cool laid but I got that crystal light A propon Shot if we should fry In the forest That's the best line In the club downtown And it gets really nice You dress super fly I got that crystal that oh All right, I take my very nice I can't believe how much work obviously with shots You boy, dial on all right. I take my girl. There you go. Windows on my way.

I can't believe how much work obviously with shots. Shot better than this show. How did you enjoy? How was prison with autism? Oh, man, I just went to jail. Oh, it was all right. It was all right. The food is better than a high school cafeteria. I can believe that. I believe that. That's true. a high school cafeteria. I can tell you that.

Oh, I believe that. That's true. All right, everybody. I'll see you next Tuesday. Oh, I didn't read the letter. Should I read the letter? What letter? From Chris the Kiwi, or should I see full call in?

He probably won't call in. You don't think he'll call in anymore? I didn't. No. No, because he got into one of Assyriosis guy has got into him and just like tells him that not to call in and ask for insane amounts of money He's like oh do you guys tons of money ask him for a hundred thousand dollars to call in so poison him a well

Okay, all right, man like nah. Yeah. Thank you Also, I'll save it all right. All right. Goodbye everybody. See ya. Thanks. Bye. Bye Thank you.