The Dick Show - Episode 181 - Dick on Autistic Screenings

Episode Date: November 19, 2019

Celebrities in video games, autistic movie screenings, being done with all my Christmas shopping, Epstein is the Challenger explosion for Zoomers, Sean liked Chaggot, a virgin wins the Virgin Contest, ThinkSpot is released, what to do in the event of a school shooting, CBD cookies, bisexual girls, Nickelodeon pedophiles, criminal nudity, vaping apps, backing into parking spots, feedback theft, how to be a Mexican Joker, and an impeachment of the show; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How are you burping up garlic? I don't know from yesterday. No. What? No, not from yesterday. That's what concerns mean. Yeah, usually like if you taste certain things or you're having a stroke,

or you like your liver is ready to go. No, it's a stroke. Oh, it's a stroke. Oh, it's a stroke. Oh, it's a stroke. Oh, it's a stroke. Oh, it's a stroke. Yeah.

I went to a liver doctor. Right, doctor liver. Yeah, it was a Takate standup tent where they check out your liver. Guy puts a stethoscope up there, feels you have a stethoscope. Great. Yeah, you know, I'm making this. Put it up your ass or yeah, your liver's fine. So thanks.

I knew it. Yeah, I had to get checked out. It's, it's on 40. It's my physical. Right. It's pulsating. It's just the right intervals. Oh, man.

Okay, we got to get going. I have a precious little time before my hair looks like a pomeranian. Oh, is that what it is? So it dries and poofs out. Yeah, without, there's nothing. There's nothing. There's nothing. And there, you know, the amount of suggestions you get for your hair, I don't know if women

are like this to each other, but at least it's a man. How did it, is non-stop. Not you show any weakness with your hair and women descend upon you like like flying monkeys. I thought you're talking about. I thought you're talking about guys. Yes. No, guys just say don't ever cut it. I had long hair like that.

I cut it and I regret it for the rest of my life. Don't ever cut it. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. And I'll have a different sad story. It's like being, it's like meeting a ghost. Like you talk to a guy about the long hair that used to have in their eyes, just glazed over like, I don't don't ever cut it, man.

It's the worst mistake I ever made. Yeah. So I got a good half hour before I looked like a full fall. But you have 40 years, you have 40 years more of life to grow that. It's too late, man. It's too late. It's too late because you imagine it'll never be what it could have been. Yeah. Exactly. It'll never be what it could have been. It's like ZZ top shaving their beards.

You know, did they? No. Did they do it for their Beards. Did they? No, did they do it for November? No, they do it for prostate. I hate that. No, no, no, it's the funny guy without the long beard is named Frank Beard. No!

No. That's funny. No, but in the 80s, in the 80s, Gillette offered them huge amounts of money to shave. To get their dicks chopped off. And they were like, they were like, no, they were like, I mean, they were making huge amounts of money and

that was like part of the thing. How much money did you let all? I think, I don't just offered them to run a PR campaign saying they offered them money. Because look at how, look at how that free, that nothing offered, you remember to this day. That's a good ad. I only, no, I only knew that. I think, oh no, I only knew that from an interview with those guys.

So they got, they wasn't gelette. It wasn't gelette. Oh, it wasn't gelette. It wasn't gelette, who, oh, no, no, it was gelette, who, they were laughing. You know, somebody, they asked, yeah, if you guys ever shaved your beard or something, they told the story about gelette offered them a lot of money to shave their beards. But so they did mention gelette, you're right. Gelette, I'm available.

Yeah. All right, here we go. Shave my head. This is going, I'm available. Yeah. All right, here we go. Shave my head. This is going to be an autism free-ups. You should shave a, shave a pomeranian with it. And all the masculinity goes right out the window. Samson. Yeah!

Welcome to the day. You want naked, naked, naked, naked, naked, naked, be out of this. It's a show! Or it is a contest. It's going to be a lie from a mountain bucket. and show and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and Shot the audio engineer hello dick. What's up, buddy? What what can I sit there? Can I sit there? Can I well Can I sit in that because I want people to see what I'm wearing from another angle? You know because I'm wearing like I Dressed up for this. I dressed up for this. I would Yeah, I think it will think it's can I go there? Yeah?

Whatever you want. It's your show. Oh Got it. I'm gonna say wherever you want. Is that weird? Well, no, no, no, it's weird. No, I kind of just want to stay where I am. Oh my God. Although I did like being over there. I set up many booby traps to keep any sorts of, any sorts of weird autistic people at bay.

I threw a thousand piece puzzle in the street, but I took three of the pieces. Oh God, they'll be there for, they'll die in the street. I, they won't eat or drink. And they'll be there for, they'll die on the street. I, they won't eat her drink and they'll, I arranged a series of tile work where it's a very, where it's an intricate floral pattern, you know, like ribbons, but I reversed one of them. So it's out of order. So it's, it's flipped sideways. So the pattern doesn't complete. Um, I put a sign on the front door that says, please wait for service to protect us from

the kind of interlopers like that. I'm sorry. I thought that was fucking hysterical. Me too! No, I was like, Me too! So, I didn't, how do you, you can't buy or train or teach that? No, no, that's good.

Can I get on camera in here? What's the deal? Can I just get on camera in here? It's like they're going on. You know, like athletes that you can't teach speed. You can't teach speed. You can't teach speed. You're gonna have some guys are just gonna be faster

than others. You can't teach that kind of goal. Oh, you can't. So I remember, you know, he walked in, and I was supposed to be the Ralph retort show, by the way. My friend Ralph who's been here all week generating stories and content with me, there was going to be a private chat, just the three of us, John,

a real intellectual creator based, Algonquin round table style exchange, Ted, Ted with the Ralph for Torch. So I noticed that he's looking around the room really kind of oddly. I go, no, he's just taking it all in. He wants to see, but he has this look on his face. Like, okay, like I'm taking it all in. This is a little weird. Like maybe this is not where I normally spend, I don't maybe spend time in rooms like this a lot.

I could see that, who does? And I know we're throwing out some jokes and stuff like that. And I notice he's not laughing. So I'm going, okay, like his sense of humor must be different. Yeah, different. And then he asks for the camera thing and I'm like, okay, he's doing a bit. He's doing a bit.

He's doing a bit. And you said, we'll just sit there for now and twist the knobs on the headphones until you get what you like. So you hear yourself or everything. So he's over there and he twists him. And he sits back and cool, we're going and then he pipes up with, you know,

I wanna be on camera. So I said, okay, yeah, get over there. So I go over there, I put the headphones on, nothing. So he's on a ball of the twisting. There's nothing, it was totally dead. So I missed it kind of when he was made, I thought he made a joke about autism when he was sitting here.

Oh, did he? Well, he said, he was talking about his sight and he said, like, it's the best, you know, something autistic, blah, blah. But people like, oh, that word around. People like, throw that word around. It's your, your, your, your, your, your notist today. After we found out he was autistic, it made so much sense. Oh, that was, that was the line of this entry for me.

You're, oh, I was trying to figure out your sense of humor. Yeah. Very understated, Sean. I was. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to figure out your sense of humor. Yeah, very understated, Sean. I was. Yeah, I was like, it was very, yeah, he wasn't, it was more strange for people who aren't in the room because maybe it was more strange for people who are in the room because I could see him

and like he wasn't, he was trying to figure it out and you could see that it clicked, go like, well, that's not really true. Or that's fascinating. Yeah, I think it's fascinating. I love people like that. The whole, the, the whispering, the how to, how to get that guy laid or whatever,

the whole like, he's like, well, he knows that. That's not gonna work. No, it's like, well, yeah, but then you whisper. Everybody whispers the same. No, they don't. Yeah, I was like, oh, God. Oh, okay, everybody. Everybody do over. Do, if I've even like it? We're doing a do over. I Thought it was hysterical. I've got I've got Christmas presents for everyone this week

I've went through great great time and effort and expense to get all the all the dick show the big swing and dick Patreonies and everybody a new project to There's a wonderful Christmas present that will be, I'm, I'm footing the bill for, for all you big spenders. You're paying for the shipping. I apologize. I'm not made of money. I can't do everything, but it's a, a, a very special, a very wonderful Christmas present for media.

Now that I've got all my important, important Christmas shopping out of the way I'm going to stop doing it entirely. Yes, I'm done with my Christmas shopping. That's amazing. I'm happy to announce I've completely finished with my Christmas shopping. I'm done, I'm not buying any more Christmas presents. I got the one for the supporters of the show,

the big swing and dick, Patreon-y supporters of the show, and now I'm done. That's our, those are all I've taken care of all the people I care about in my life. Okay. And I'm done. And I'm a Patreon-y supporters of the show, and now I'm done. Those are all I've taken care of all the people I care about in my life. Okay. And I'm done.

And I'm done. Yeah. Amazing. And a certain- Before Thanksgiving. That's good. I mean, at a certain age, don't you really just buy presents for like nieces and nephews or something, you know?

Yeah, they don't care about them. I mean, like, oh nice. Nice, throw it in the pile. They might, but like, do you, I don't know. Do you buy your parents Christmas presents? I do. I try to buy my mom theater tickets because I feel so guilty about being a piece of shit. Oh, every time I get a boy, I try to get her theater seats or something like that.

I say, because I don't think she hates everything that I do. Yeah. Well, I guess that's what we suspect it. Let's see, what else this week? Think Spot came out. Are you familiar with Think Spot, Sean? I am not. Jordan Peterson, who is a hardcore benzo addict

and an occasional philosopher. And Dave Rubin, a tall-time benzo addict, hard-time philosopher. He's a professional benzo addict and a part-time amateur philosopher. What a polymath. He and Dave Rubin, who is a token homosexual for the GOP, for the conservative party. That was all right. Yeah, they made a big show last year of deleting their Patreons.

Oh, look at us. We're so principled. We're going to delete our Patreons and we're going to make a free speech alternative, right? But we're going to do the one first. We're gonna do the deleting first to get as much attention as possible. We're gonna livestream the deletion to show how principled we are. But why would you, ignoring the fact that,

ignoring the fact that everything is so complicated, slaying one head of the Hydra will only make two more pop up. Yeah. Which we know now, which we would have known then if we took a step back to say something's not right here. This is a dark, these are dark waters. I don't know what's below the surface. You're off the map.

You're off the map. You're off the map. You're off the map. You're off the map. You're off the map. You're off the map. You're off the map. You're off the map. You're off the map. there's no map here. The world might be flat. I don't know. I'm gonna do some empirical tests first, but why start deleting money? Because we're closer to the edge

than we've ever been if there isn't ads. Yeah, we haven't been this far. Unlike me who just created the platform first and didn't delete shit, right? So, which I've been running for a year and we've heard all about that. It's great, go sign up today. But your puns, you did it in the right order.

Did it in the right order. You did it in the right order. And here's my, here comes my second point. They release their think spot shit, and it's just them, and all their, it's them and all their pals, which is understandable, right? But then here's the, here's the, here's the dollop of diarrhea on the shit Sunday that these guys have,

that as I've said the entire time, this is just a marketing point. This is just some, this is just some shit bag, she'll based marketing play, right? Well, it did the big show. Well, it's like, look at me, look at me. It's like your meseeks. Yeah, yeah, look at me.

Here's their coup de gras. It's that you can, if you don't want to support the creators individually, you can support them all with a platform. Yeah. Fe. Okay. Does that sound like something? Does that sound like something everyone was clamoring for?

Well, what is essentially a newspaper? Well, it's like a platform fee of 250 a month. This is like a new, you guys made a newspaper. Yeah. You made a newspaper. And if you act now, they've slashed their prices. 50% for such illustrious creators as Benzo man token homosexual Benzo man's daughter who outed him this is the yeah, this is the platform these smug fucks

A year this is a year long. I told you so I get yeah, I love it. Yeah, I love it. Yeah You know Smart people are not smart in all areas necessarily. It's like, this is, you might want to talk to somebody about this. Well, you don't know who knows what they're talking about. That's true. That's the biggest problem with smart, successful people is they think they're smart and one, so they're smart.

They think because they're successful and one, of course, they're going to be successful in anything else. No, no, no, you can only do this. If your profession is downing Benzos, by the bottle just down Benzos, you may learn a ton and become an expert on Benzos. Yeah, but you need to, yeah, that's, you know, I would definitely ask the advice

of people who have done this before successfully. Yeah, especially the ones who tell you that you're what you're doing is wrong. Yeah, find those guys. Hey, fight, here's my other expert, argue. We'll put you for my enjoyment, and then let me pick up the runoff. Poke holes in it, right?

Try to poke holes in it. What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? If you can't poke holes in it, you must be on the right path. Oh, yeah, well, okay. Yeah, but no, no, no. I agree with the point of what you're saying.

Okay. Yes, I don't want to be an argumentative. Well, no, you mean in this specific instance, that may not be right. Well, because sometimes your ability to put, you need an expert to poke holes in it. Oh, no, that's what I mean. That's what I meant. That's why I don't just say it's hard to argue. That's what I meant.

That's why I don't know. You don't even know where you're shooting. Yes. Yes. Scott's speaking of shooting the FTC said that finding citizens on YouTube for their child-related content, 42, so if you don't comply with COPA, do you know what COPA regulations are? No. It's like protecting children on line. It's got all kinds of sports.

So protecting against, protecting against poisoning the minds of America's youth. That's what Kopa is supposed to do. It's to protect children online. So they're going after YouTube videos? Yeah, they said that finding creators on YouTube were violating it will be like, quote, shooting fish in a barrel. Oh, that's what you wanna hear.

From the government, cash grab. Yeah, right, I mean you want to hear. From the government cash grab. Yeah, right. I mean, I don't ever want the government using phrases and metaphors like shooting fish, helpless, cage, corraled fish in a, in a barrel that's maximum utility is the amount of flesh it can transport from one place to the other and executing them one by one,

and turning into money. Turn them into by one and turn them into money. To turn them into money. Wow. With a straight phase. That's a terrible. YouTube is the barrel. Content creators of the fish. I said, what the fuck?

That is a terrible expression to you. It's just driving the capital building motherfucker. You want to keep going with sick metaphors? The last time somebody employed this one was called Oklahoma City, you dirty bitch. You want to walk that back a little bit, talk about shooting fish in a barrel. How about at least finding fish in a barrel? How about that? How about we step back from shooting? Jesus Christ. He's like fucking extortion. Yeah. I mean, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Yeah. What? Who said this? The FTC headed like the FTC.

Somebody is gonna be doing that. Yeah, really? He's loading up right now. The craftiness of it struck me like, what the hell are you talking about? Yeah. Wow. How about protecting children?

No, shooting fish in a barrel. This is all about dominating. It's executing. This is about power. This is about my power over you, the citizen, and the one tiny tiny, two sentences in 300 years have, as what keeps me from doing this whole sale. Good luck. Yeah. I don't believe I mentioned something about that. Well, yeah. So, so I bring that up because I talk to the I talked to the payment processors for new project two for a while. Very interesting guys. Yeah. So, I bring that up because I talked to the payment processors

for new project too for a while. Very interesting guys. Yeah. Second amendment processing. Very interesting guys. Yeah. Yeah, and he said, he said flat out that this has only happened in the last 18 months.

Like he has the kind of knowledge about the banking industry that you only get from working at. Like he can just speak fluently about it, which is something that you don't get to hear from. Oh, no. Another time someone who can just tell you straight out what's happening and why it's happening and when it started. Because who runs in those circles?

Right. That you know. And if they do, they're probably not going to be evil. Probably evil. Yeah. They're probably just straight up evil. That was one of my favorite moments of Ralph being here for a week. It was, I was an exhausting. He was great. He is great. He's a great guy. He is, uh, he is nice

to a degree that I don't know what his show is. Is he terrible on his show? No, his show is fantastic, but the problem is he will let anyone on to talk, which means that all of the and by terrible, I mean, like behaves badly. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I called in, I call into Ralph's show and aggressively up my bullying. Oh, okay. Like, I'm, I'm a real jerk when I call. I made a woman, I made a woman who called into the show, put her entire fist in her mouth. I'm one of the first times I called in. Well, you put an entire big Mac carton in your mouth.

It's true with the sandwich. Anyway, to win a bet, right? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty impressive. I don't wanna talk about that. Tanner will get ideas. I forget why.

Oh yeah, so second amendment guys, who cares? Let's see, moon calls calling in the saw this show the song is shooting but the but you're what was I gonna say about Ralph though. My favorite part of when Ralph was staying here for a week it was a it was a fantastically fun week because Ralph did not want to do any tourist shit which if you're if someone is coming to stay with you in LA that's great last thing you want to hear is I'm gonna go to the beach. I want to do any tourist shit, which if you're, if someone is coming to stay with you in LA, that's great. Last thing you want to hear is, I'm going to go to the beach. I want to go to the beach.

I was going to see the pier. Is the pier far from here? Well, he's a bus schedule. Check it out. If you get there sometime tomorrow in the evening, you leave right now and that's not far, but it'll feel like driving to Texas. He had a bunch of people come into the studio while he was here, because I've got people in LA obviously.

And Hake, this guy from Jesse Lee Peterson, I think it's James Hake, this guy from Jesse Lee Peterson's show. You know, Jesse Lee Peterson, the second funniest guy in America right now. I only know of him. You know him, children of the lie. Amazing, that's right.

That's who I think of when I think of Jesse Lee Peterson. Hakes his bad or a serial killer name. Yes. In, that's right. That's who I, what I think of when I think of Jesse Lee Peterson. Hakes his bad or that or a serial killer name. Yes. Yeah. In due time. Or hopefully. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. I mean, he was, he turned to God. Maybe he will turn away at some point. Well, they ever say never. Yeah. I mean, you could be unconverted just as quickly, right? Yes. Let me see. Oh, yeah. Okay. So Hake is, this guy James Hake is like, Jesse Lee Peterson's Oh, yeah, okay. So, Hake is, this guy James Hake is like Jesse Lee Peterson's producer. So he's like you. Like he's always there every show talking on the show.

That's his role. I see. And he came in and we were talking about new projects to have two a little bit. I was kind of explaining to him the difficulties of banking and the requirements and why they're incentivized to be greedy. And he just goes, he listened to it all. And jail piece, a Christian man, it's a Christian show, they talk about God,

that sort of thing. And he looks at me and he goes, well, he's a very understated guy and he goes, well, yeah, they're evil. That's sad. Yeah, just huh. Wow, boil it right down. All right.

I love it. I envy your, I wish I had the ability to just categorize people as evil, which I'm sure they are, but unfortunately I turn my back on that ability long time ago. I know, I know. But it's too easy. Well, I mean, we want to compartmentalize, we want to do all that. And it's like, that's the, it's easier to write people off as evil and stupid. But he's right.

Yeah, the root of it. Yeah That's why I'm saying it's like, oh, yeah, I forgot about this whole good and evil thing But you have to reminding me that you are evil, but you have to you have to identify and deal with specifics of their evilness if you want to play the game. Yeah, somebody's got to beat Hitler Can't just say he's evil. Okay Yeah, somebody's got to beat Hitler. Can't just say he's evil. Okay, Saga's school shooting. Oh, what a tragedy.

Sean, we went to the high schools on both sides of Saga's. We missed being at that, that should have been our shooting. That should have been our mass shooting. We robbed, robbed. There was Saga's. There were only a couple of stabbings at my school. Oh, what, I turn on the news on, shooting at Saga's, uh, Saga. There were only a couple of stabbings at my school. Oh, what, I turned on the news, I was shooting at Saga,

oh, come on! Regis, five miles, one way, five miles, the other way I could have taken all the credit in the world for that. Oh, such bullshit. Did you notice it disappeared pretty quickly? New Year's shooting. Well, I haven't followed up on it.

It's like not being shoved down our throats constantly. Well, I haven't followed up on it. It's like not being shoved down a throat constantly. Well, I think it's because it was a handgun. Did they say, well, because the guy just went out. I'm sorry, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, handgun. It wasn't a, it wasn't a mass assault weapon. Yeah. What are they? The town was, you know, comparable.

Yeah, what are they saying? Yeah, I mean, I don't know why, do they say why he did it? I mean, like that. Yeah, they said specifically it was SSRIs. Did they? Yeah. The doctor came out and said, and the police came out and said,

yeah, it was on it. He was a great guy when he got an SSRIs and then now, he got serotonin syndrome. Yeah. And I mean, I'm highly violent and very motivated. Very motivated. You know what always surprised me about the mass shooters? Which I would have,

everyone knows I would stop if I was there. And that's all it needs to be said about, about mass shootings and gun control. Is the restraint they have in never grabbing a boob on their way out? Mm. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

You're in there, you're packed in that prison all day with the hottest that chicks will ever be in their lives for the most part. And they, they go, they punch their card in for their one way ticket to Greenland and decide to start committing max, a max of mass evil and homicide. And some of these guys, if some of these guys hate women too, yeah, not one has ever, they won't talk to me. They won't look at me.

I'll never get with one. Like it's like, I mean, jeez. Not one boob grab. Why are you, I'm starting to think that these mass shooters are not thinking with everything. With every, with a hundred percent of their brain. They're not clear. Yeah, that's, it doesn't make, of all the things that are, of all the things that are insane about, and about it,

that's the one thing that doesn't make sense to me. If the next mass school shooter kills a bunch of people and then has a boob, you are persona non grata from the earth at that point. So they will trace that back to the show. Isn't it weird though? Yeah. I mean, you have stories.

I don't know. I mean, he did it. He's in a glass. I'm like, oh, do you grab any boob? These are the kind of thoughts I don't have. Oh, man. But I was a teenager. All I would beat off every morning

just thinking of all the boobs that I was gonna see that day. I would walk through my class schedule and go through the class roster of all the boobs in that class that I was gonna check out that day. If I could have worn sunglasses and class in high school, I would have done that every day. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, I'm just an average American kid.

Yeah, I'll just, I'll encrypt myself if that happens, no problem, upload myself into the cloud. There you go. Let's see what else here. You're parents there, you're gonna do that to them, aren't you? Ooh, you're going in the cloud, Ma. They'll probably follow me in then.

Well, yeah, that'd be a big problem. Yeah, well, not if they don't know how to do it. I don't know. My mother will chase down anything. She probably had the Dr. Phil episodes this whole time. Yeah. Here's what else makes me erase celebrities in video games. Oh, yeah.

So this new death stranding game is out. Mm-hmm. And I flick it on. Oh, let's see what this is all about. Maybe it's time for my yearly get into a game, get into a nice binge game, forget about my worries and check out from the real world, play a nice game where I go around doing committing match shootings. So you're going to listen to some terrible acting from a television actor who is not used

to the medium or anything like that at all. That's what it is. Yeah, they think they'll sell more games that way. Why? It's this guy from, it's the guy from Walking Dead of all shows. Which guy? Walking Dead. I don't know.

Leicester Reese or something like that. Hold on, let me, if anybody has his name, it is the most distracting, the entire time I'm watching the game, I am constantly thinking of how much I hate the walking dead and celebrities and everything, and how everything they touch turns to poison, and the one thing I had, which was checking out from the world and going to live in this fantasy dystopia where the tools that men are innately born with are important again and Reversion to that time but in the future as a natural progression of escalation of tensions between people on the planet The one thing I want the one thing that I can live for every year is this yearly escape in December

They've poisoned it by shoving a celebrity to the front which doesn't which first of all doesn't look like them anyway Which will looks like a weird patchwork pullover face of them Also it's supposed to be them or they're just playing another character. I Don't know. It's exactly. Yeah. Why is an act? Why do we have a virtual actor acting in the video game? Is it at least the actor from real life that's trying to survive the apocalypse is that it i don't know this is like zombie land where they meet bill marie oh yeah no it's just it's just a guy's face put on to a face that could be that could have been literally anything they stare at the back of for the entire

game except for the painful cutscenes where they explain to each where they just explain nonsense to each other in the worst voice acting you were ever, you will ever hear because celebrities are all terrible voice actors. Well, I hate it so much since I work with a lot. I mean, I've worked with big stars. I've worked with, I'm lucky enough to work with the best voice actors on the planet. Yeah.

Like bar none. There's nothing there's like me. You're saying yes, like you. No, it's a, anybody, it's, I work with the best voice actors on the planet. Like Bar None. There's no, there's like me, you're saying. Yes, like you. No, it's like, anybody, it's, I work with the best voice actors on Earth. It's, and they're great. That's what's so great about them is it's so rare to ever have an unpleasant interaction

with anybody on the product. It's like, it's making fucking cartoons. But sometimes they'll stunt cast. So you get television actors, and lately, especially now television acting, they don't have a feeder background necessarily. Everything is very small. It's very tightly shot.

It's 24, it's key for Southern London, 24. They all sound like voiceovers, like super close to the mic. They're like NPR reads. So if you get them in like a justice league movie or something like that, well, number one, they can't shout. No, they, they, you can't talk normally. They will talk in this voice

and they will act in this voice. Huh. You know, so it's super fake. Yeah, they, generally television actors are terrible voice actors. Yeah. People with a theater background translate much better because they're used to playing in the back of the house.

And you know, as soon as you see a celebrity turn off my call of time, they don't understand, see the microphone doesn't hear you raise your eyebrow. And you've got to do that with your voice. It doesn't matter. The abomination of a CGI monstrosity they have representing you doesn't have any facial expressions either so it doesn't fucking matter that they that they stretch as a color piece of colored

cellophane over a mannequin and say look at you it doesn't matter. And then when you know when there's a celebrity in the game that the game is going to be rife with other celebrities, which means that every girl you meet in the game is gonna have regulation, mom approved celebrity size tits. Regulation tits all over the game. That's what you're stuck with. A guy that, a guy representing me who I actively want to lose

because I'm jealous and envious and hateful of everything of all the advantages celebrities have over me me interacting with smug other smug celebrities with regulation size tits because of course the virtual them could never have could never have bigger tits than them or else the entire universe would melt down. Yeah. That's what we're stuck with.

Yeah. I mean, I have a soda. It's a course like I wish I had. Oh, wow, that's the one that finally did it. That I hate. Let's see. CBD cookies. Mm. You eating any?

No, I almost did. Yeah. I drove to the weed store. I don't think they know how much is in any addables. I don't know. No, because you in any addables. I don't know. Because I'm inclined to agree with you. Because I ate two weed cookies this week that were alleged to have 10 milligrams of pop,

which is a substantial amount, but it's not like wipe you into their dimension. Well, because addables can do that. You can do addibles on an afternoon and they're like, you wake up the next day. I mean, they can put you out like nothing. I ate one. Well, okay.

I ate one. I ate another one at like 10 or something like that to really get a nice sleep on cause I was stressed about writing a, you know, code all week and doing a bunch of shit all week. And I woke up about writing a, you know, code all week and doing a bunch of shit all week. And I woke up the next day, loopy, doing fucking spins all day, like a cat looking for a place to lay down. Wow.

But we went there, we went to the weed shop and they wouldn't let me in, because my license has expired, did you know? And by the way, so you're no longer wallet, you're no longer you. Yeah, I'll tell you what makes me rage. And you're definitely not old age. And so to, as soon as you lose your license,

or your license expires, 10 years off your real age. Oh yeah, that my beard is full of gray hair. This is something that happens to 20 year olds, right? Right, right. This look of loathing in my eye and my beady little eyes. Seasoned loathing. That's something that, okay, here we go. I got my, you know, I went to the DMV

to renew my license, which I found to be a pleasurable experience, it was fine. Oh, you did. Yeah, I got the license in the mail back. Yeah. I have had a phenomenal picture on my license for like 10 years. Yeah.

Happy to show it off. Yeah. I know I had a really good one once. Oh, I'm so happy I had just gotten my motorcycle certificate. I know I had a really good one once. Oh, I'm so happy. I had just gotten my motorcycle certificate. I had the whole world in front of me. I was like 25 or 28 or something like that. The royal red hair, big stupid gay, eyebrow ring or big stupid eyebrow ring.

That's right. The red hair. I got my license back this time. I got a block it out or something on camera. And they gave me here, hold it up. I have a hump in the middle of my head, like a camel. Look at this. You don't have a helmet. Just hold it up to you and tell me what rated on a scale of...

Want to look at that big hump and I look like I have a Bought hair do it's not like I look like I peg Bundy. It's not a bad photo like the color is not too bad Yeah, but look at that. No, I know it's got it. He does have like a hump It has a hump like I just got out of the beauty part or like a there's like a bun or something I didn't have this a bomb in it now and so now I have to show this off for the another 10 years unless I Admit that I'm too vain to have a shitty driver's license. Well It's not the worst I've seen so I go into the I go into the weed store and of course I'm as a person I'm expired

So I have to send 80s girl in yes, you're right. I say well, you know, just Whatever you do whatever you do do, don't screw up. Right, that's my advice to everybody. Hey, whatever you do, just don't screw up, right? Right. So I wait outside for an hour and she comes back out and we get about halfway home. She goes, oh, I think I might have screwed up.

Oh yeah, why is that? It goes, look at this. Here, I said, hand me one of those cookies. She goes, we got a problem. Got a problem with the cookies. Why is that? It goes look at this. Here, I said, hand me one of those cookies, it goes, we got a problem. A problem with the cookies. Why is that? I just got the regular Snickerdoodles. There's a bake sale for their daughter's school.

On the front of the package, she goes, well, I mean, I think this is gonna be a problem. CBD. Oh no. Cookies. They're selling CBD. This is worse than the Razer blades next to the candy on Halloween.

Yeah. News that came out. These, so stupid assholes have put the CBD cookies. I said, what happens? You go, well, to be honest, I went to the only, there was only one woman behind the counter and they paired me up with her. And this is the result of it. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I would guess that actually.

And this is the result of it. I was like, oh yeah, yeah, I would have guessed that actually. Out of all the things in the weed store to buy, they have a completely inert pouch of what is just essentially cookies filled with magical molecules. Next to the things that are actually worth money. Yeah. Jesus.

What did you say? And it's more expensive. Of course, because it's refined. actually worth money. Yeah. Jesus. What did you say? And it's more expensive. Of course, because it's refined. That's not worth it when it does. Because the people who are buying them are stupid. Yeah. That's our stupider than drug addicts.

The people buying the CBD stuff, the natural holistic ones are more addicted to their own idiocy. Well, you can always people like me are addicted to actual drugs idiocy. Well, you can always, people like me are addicted to actual drugs. Yeah. I mean, it was, it was, you know, it was Steve Jobs fighting cancer,

you know, holistically, or by who, cause he knew, you know, he knew, you can always sell, you can always sell rich people more bullshit than you can sell anybody else. Yeah. Here's, here's something from Apple. Jewel,

Jewel Labs will immediately stop. Oh wait, this is Apple vaping e-cigarettes, apps removed from their store. Apple's done. They've stopped the public health crisis of children. Well, they got okay. Did they got amazing?

Apple had an app or something? Yeah, a jewel had an app where you could like change the color of your jewel pipe and stupid shit, like track your jewellery, getting in there from your front. So Apple got enough letters or whatever. I don't know. I don't for the life of me know, how can you be a party to this?

How, I don't know how. First of all, I don't understand why everyone cares so much about children. That's all when it comes down to it, every single argument about taking every single argument where my enjoyment is lessened or my money is taken comes down to the kids, comes down to the kids collectively. Not a single kid or a single child anywhere,

but the kids collectively, why are we doing this? I say, well, the kids, why can't I get any liquor? Why do I have to show my ID to buy liquor at all? Well, the kids, why can't I smoke mint flavored jewel? Why can't 70% of jewel smokers that smoke the flavor of mint continue smoking mint? Why can't I buy my first grade class liquor? I don't understand why we can't all 33 of us and my teacher aid can't all sit around and have a nice beer at three o'clock. Yeah. You know what? I don't know why. I don't know why Sean. I don't know why that is. I'm tired. I'm so tired of hearing about the kids. Yeah. Well, they have every argument

that goes back to the kids and sound something harms the fucking kids. I don't care. Well, it's an easy thing. Jules tobacco liquor porn not one person can explain to me why any and any of my enjoyment of any of those things should be affected by some stupid imaginary child whose hypothetical future of being admired in debt and self-loathing because of the because of the massive global marketing campaign against them as an individual. It should have any impact on my enjoyment now. Well, you heard about the, you know, the drinking ages, what it is because a bunch of six year olds were crashing their Barbie Corvettes.

Is that what happened? Yeah. It's better. That better have been what happened. Yeah. Every child, if knocking over street lamps, if there's one child in America that didn't have a liquor problem, and they can each other with an easy bake oven knife.

Is that what they were doing? Yeah, they were getting really wild. Getting married. Yeah, it's running off the right, driving down the street, driving three blocks over. Having tea parties with fat girls, like, oh, yeah, that bitch was way too fat for me. Right.

I'm tired of every argument. Well, we gotta be in porn. It's for the kids. Who fucking cares? Why can kids not see naked people? Why? So keep them away from it. Well, it's simple.

That's just what I was gonna say. It's parents, parents, good parents step in and take care of all of that. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah, but it's like so, we're parenting for, and there's a lot of bad parents out there. Probably more than ever. No, all of them are bad.

In some, yeah, it's just not bad. There's a lot worse than others, yeah. They're all bad. Yeah, I mean, there, like four generations from now, we're gonna look back at what we're doing, go, oh my God. Jesus. That was hell of a way to grow up. Yeah. You had to pick your college major when you were 18. Jesus Christ. They had you hold up in those in those prisons for how long and only that many

people shot each other. Wow. Unbelievable. I can't believe it. Yeah, we're marvel at the restraint of the human race. Yeah, how your person your perseverance against against all odds and tolerable on stress. Um, I brought some vaping stats in here. Yeah, I'm very upset by it. Jewel labs will immediately stop online sales of do you think you've weed? No. No, I mean, yeah, every once in a while. Not really. I brought some other stats in here. Oh yeah, here we go. An estimated 2.4 million high school and middle school students use flavored e-cigarettes.

See, shouldn't that reach 2.4 million high school students. Okay. And man middle school. Yeah, so combining. Oh my God, oh no! What could possibly happen to all these bright young minds? Can you use e-cigarettes? Yeah.

What about, I mean, how many would have used regular cigarettes? That's been about one in four studies since the beginning of cigarettes. Have tried it, right? Yeah, about 25%. I think. Because the results are, because I'm pitching it to a ball.

It seems like they're pitching it as a new danger. Like the, you know, the vapes, like they're tricking kids more easily than old-fashioned cigarettes. I'm curious what the numbers are. Yeah, these results are unacceptable. And that is why we must reset the vapor category in the US and earn the trust of society by working cooperatively with regulators.

Attorney General's, oh man, talk about, and other stakeholders to combat underage use, talk about having to, you gotta say that, if you're the CEO of Jewel, you gotta say that with a straight face. Yeah, and well that's, that's a day auditioned, a lot of CEOs to see who could get through it probably.

Fuck you, but it should read 2.4 million parents of 2.4 million high school students parents allow them to use vapes. That's what it is, or have somehow incentivized these, or are doing such a shitty job. They're doing such a shitty job on their own that now it's your problem. I don't know why. I guess I'm seeing a lot of crackdowns recently, so it's pissing me off more and more. Because we're going to be, it doesn't really come into my world, because I don't smoke, I don't really, I don't smoke weed anymore. So it's like, so it's, it doesn't, you know,

I just, I saw a guy like a full on biker, dude. Get off of his bike at a gas station, leather jacket the whole bit. It started to come in fruity, dude. And start vaping and I was like, I don't like this. You don't like the vaping. Not from this guy.

Yeah. I get he can probably do it in more places. Although I know they're scaling that. Not as harsh. Yeah, but I want that guy to smoke a camel non-filter. You know what I mean? Like, it just doesn't, it just doesn't track. I don't know anyway.

I think that they come after these things one by one. Yeah. Like, you remember when we were kids, you call fat women, they started with fat women. Fat women aren't fat, they're full figured. Yeah. And we said, okay. Big bone. Whatever. Full figured, big bone, whatever. Big bone. Whatever, Dumbbell.

We'll call you whatever you want. All right. Like an elephant. Call you a big bone. Now itumber will call you whatever you want all right but like an elephant got your big bone now now it's now it's well you got to put your pronouns on your profile it's oh well actually I'm not even I'm not a fat or a woman I'm actually a man and I'm here to stay like wait a minute I think we lost we lost some we lost somewhere along the way they do that at the other side too they do that from the other side we've got to get rid of hardcore pornography and then the next thing you know, dancing is forbidden.

We really take things to extremes very quickly. Yeah. When like a movement gets traction, it goes way to the other side really quickly. Yeah. Um, I think that's what bothers me about it. Because they'll come for sugar next. Food fast food. Sugar, sugar soda. Sugar's more dangerous than vaping will ever be. Let's see what else I got here. Yeah, I bet, I mean, I'm, I mean, diabetes or people, it was like everybody's pre-diabetic. Oh, that's kind of a weird term

because it's like pre-diabetic. Isn't everybody pre-diabetic? But I mean, pre-diabetic, you know, it's, I guess if your numbers are consistently at a, on the high end of the normal spectrum or whatever then. But yeah, I mean, yeah, no doubt. We, a lot of sugar. I guess, no, who cares about the sugar stats? Nobody cares.

Let's see here, spending billionaires money, that's another thing I got. Unsolicited dick picks. Oh, yeah, did you know that in Texas, it's a crime to send an unsolicited dick pick? This is the level of insanity. Well, they're talking about pure, pure, pure tanical bands sending a picture of your penis to a woman, unsolicited is a crime. Well, that's, and crime is what I wanna key in on. This is a crime, because that means that you've gotta add this to the court system. Yes.

So, with a $500 fine, which could make up for none of the time that is wasted on the prosecution of a picture of your penis. Of course. Being sent to a woman because no, there's no man is ever, no man is ever going to sue any other man for this, right? Right. Uh, I'm assuming my brother-in-law, I woke up to a picture that he took on my phone one

time and he said it as my background of his asshole and his testicles. That's absolutely disgusting. Yeah. That's often taken to Texas, take his ass to court. Tell him you identify it as being in Texas at that time. I stumbled upon this reddit post from a French woman who is maybe I should read it. It's hysterical. It's hysterical in that it is funny.

Let me find it. I like hysterical posts. Or maybe it hysterical in that it is funny. Let me find a like hysterical post. Or maybe it's not. I don't know. But she's ranting about, she's ranting about a dick pick. Someone sent her unsolicited and apparently it's not on is it's a time in France. So she went to the police station and they've been over backwards, say, oh, we're so sorry, this happened to you. And I'm sitting here thinking, I understand that you don't want to see guys, Dicks, I understand that you don't want to ever see a guy's dick. I got it unless he's shelling out some money first. I get it. I understand that men will pay you.

We will pay women to pay any attention to our cocks that we can get. A look, a glance, a sneer, bitch, I will pay you to spit on it. Touching it, putting it inside you, manipulating it in some way, we'll pay for all of it. So I understand you think like we got something for free if we tricked you into looking at it, but to say on the surface that that is not the crime that's being taken, a theft of the value of your attention

is absurd. Just crack that up that they would wanna add stuff like that to a dick pics, sending dick pics around. What's the prosecution that is so emotionally traumatizing? I don't know. To see something that like 50% of the, is it like, is it an invasion of privacy

Yeah, why is it worse than an ad? Yeah, like an ad gets sent to your phone and you're okay You don't get 500 bucks for that. How come cuz it's a guy's dick? You get five do doctors get to just do they get a big fat check at the end of the day because It's interesting because they always, they always, you know, told us that, you know, the ads are more risqué in Europe, a lot of the time. Mm-hmm. You know, we've, you and I've been to France. I mean, you're Tom and me.

The whole time. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They said, no, it's only topless. Totally, it's only topless. We had to walk around in our hands. We had our shirts on. We had our shirts on.

No bottoms, but it's, but it's of, of all the things you can do to a person showing that you're dick. It's not really. They should have just given them like some fodder to make fun of, like, said, look at this, fuck it. Like, I mean, what I was reading is that's the first thing women do is make fun of a guy. He's always probably got a really small dick. No, the first thing they do is brag about it. The first thing they do is go on Facebook and brag about how they get so many dick picks because they're so attractive. Oh, okay, there's that.

But if they get it from somebody who they are disgusted by. It's a private joke. I think there was a quote I wanted to read from. Yeah, this is the one. So then I said, oh, France, well, of course it's France. Fuck you, France, you guys are full of it. Then I found out that Texas has the same law. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

I mean, I could see that in Texas. Really? Like a conservative, oh yeah, it's think of the children. Oh, of course. That's, yeah. Man, fuck the right. I've been hearing about, this is a quote from the article, I hear, I've been hearing about this issue for years

from girlfriends and coworkers who would not shut up about it. I'm, I added that part about this issue for years from girlfriends and co-workers who would not shut up about it. I'm, I added that part. Who would walk through public places and get nude photos, air dropped onto their f-. That's funny. That is funny. I mean, yeah, because it's just gonna recognize, all right, this is, there we go.

And even from a close family friend who was just a teenager when she got her first unsolicited photo from a boy her age. Oh my gosh, she probably never recovered. How do you deal with women's ability to be wronged for their entire life? I don't know, man. How do you legislate around women? That's, it's, it's, I don't know. All these guys were asking about the JQ last week, but it's really the WQ. Jesus Christ.

JQ, use expressions like JQ. use an expression, it's like JQ. I got a wonder. I know. I got a wonder. I hate it though. That's probably a guy I don't want at Thanksgiving. People talking about JQ and white genocide and Jesus Christ, man.

I ain't worried. Yeah. Well, if I won't be, I'm gonna be fine. Yeah. Let's see here. She got her first wolf herd wrote for a Cosmo in April 2019, citing the figure that 80% of millennial women have received an unwanted dick pick. I hated that there was no real accountability. Yeah, there is. You just post their dick picks. Here you go.

This is what this idiot sent to me. People aren't used to upping the ante in situations like that. Yeah, they just go, they go all the way to the top, which is the police. Yeah, not a series of things that can be handled in houses. I got a police guy to be involved. Well, it's like a, it's like a, in a, in a, in a sports league,

where somebody does something on field that could be prosecuted under the law. It's like the law wants the leagues to take care of things because it sets a bad precedent that all of a sudden it gets kicked out of the, out of that realm and into society. That's true. Yeah, they really don't. It ruins the, they really ruins the,

they ruins like the, the illusion of disbelief, what is it, the suspension of disbelief? Yeah, the suspension of disbelief. It's sports started going into real life. Like, wow, I need to pretend that these guys are really giving it their all out there.

I hated that there was no real accountability and that this digital world we spend all of our time in is basically a society with no rules. Oh, wow. I don't know. Dicks are illegal. Yeah, you're right, though. It isn't a conservative state.

Of course it would be. Yeah, I mean, in that, you know, it's people who want a ban porn would absolutely be up in arms about this kind of stuff. But I just, I don't see how that is that much. I mean, you know, maybe the penalty, you know, 500 bucks isn't getting locked up. So maybe, you know, it's, we haven't gone there yet, but the principle of it is not what if you can't pay? Well, yeah, then the

penalties and interviews and then I get up. Who knows? Yeah. Who knows? No, it's, it's not a, what if you can't, it's not something that society should bother itself with. I mean, are these people getting dick picks from three dozen different numbers, like block the number? Oh, you think there's a little victim blaming, Sean. I mean, just to stop it in the future. No, once that's happened to you,

yes, you may be a court-unquote victim in that particular instance, but block the number. 500 bucks, though. That's how much is that a minimum wage? I like to do all fines and minimum wage to see how much of a person's life something is worth. I don't know, what's national minimum wage? It's like eight bucks.

Is it eight? Yeah, so I have something like that, I think. So eight bucks would be about, edit all this thinking out. Yeah, sure. What's the rest of it? Seven hours? That's like a whole day.

So basically you're in time out for a day. You lose your turn. Yeah. If you show a girl your dick, you lose your turn. Let me get moon call to you. Moon call to you there. What's up, fellas? What's up, man?

How you doing? What's happening? Super challenge. Super challenge. You sending any dick pics over there? What's happening? Super showing. Super showing. You sending any dick pics over there? Don't do it. Don't do it. Unless you got five different bucks.

I never did. Can't do the docs myself. Oh yeah, with the- What, you're identifiable? I have an identifiable markings. You do. Oh really? Your driver's license?

Did you get that tattooed on your penis? That's the future. QR codes are on everyone's dick. So they can be identified if you send that picture out. That's exactly right. You say that. Not only just a QR code, but probably an ID number. We're seeing a lot of people testifying to the imagery of someone else's dick, you know, in the Michael Jackson case. Yeah. You had a... Yeah. What's sure enough to be bullshit, right? Yeah, it was. It was like... If you were circumcised or not, then the kid had... Also, in the F-scene case, as well, famously described as egg-shaped. Did that really?

Have you seen this? No, no. In one of the only video deposition as they have of Epstein for the 2007 arrest, they have them in the police station down in Palm Beach, and they're deposing him. And the first question the dude asks is, okay, so one of the, one of the accusers here

describes your penis as egg-shaped. Is that true or is that not true? They hit him with this thing about this egg-shaped dick. And he just, you could see him laughing. He laughs. He looks over to the left to his lawyer. He scratches his go at. It's great though.

Was it egg-shade? He's got a, oh, apparently he's got like a traffic cone that kind of tapers at the top and the bottom. Oh, I see. Huh. Oh, traffic, traffic cone. That's interesting. Well, it the top and the bottom. Oh, I see. Huh, traffic cone. Traffic cone, that's interesting. Well, it's big on the bottom.

I'm just trying to picture an egg, you know what I mean? I see. That doesn't look like a traffic cone though. Well, kind of. No, you're right. It's been a while since I've not learned my shapes, but yeah, I'm like a, like a bottle of mint and tapers, you know what I mean?

Like a dog's cock, like this. Kinda, I'm drawing it out for sure. I'll cut it with my hands. I don't like that. I keep imagining it while you look into my eyes. Do you have $500? Right. Is that?

That was more traumatizing than any real dick pick. What if they have to, what if it's like a magic guy? I'm thinking about dogs, I'm thinking about traffic cones. You know what you gotta do. They gotta have an app where you can take a picture of your dick and it makes it a magic eye 3D thing. Or turn it into a cat. Yes.

And then you send it to a chick and tell her to stare at it for a long, and she's like, oh, fuck, but she takes it to police. Yeah. And I'll see you. They can't do it. They can't do it. That's smart.

It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's a very facial recognition technology to only unmask for that person. Yeah. If anybody else is looking into it, then it's like, what? You're crazy. She's crazy. It's a cat. Penal recognition technology.

The biggest of Dix. A Dix. You got to, I love your, I love your Twitter. You were, you were going through a, Holly, you were going through a bunch of Hollywood pedophiles, yeah? Like last month. Yeah. Kind of.

You know, I mean, what was the deal with that? I saw Dan Schneider. Was that one of the ones he like, you cause the Schneider delete tens of thousands of tweets and basically disappear. Most all of us, yeah, about about like 14,000 tweets. The hell's Dan Schneider. Why do I know this? Who's the hell's dance? Schneider. I'm drawn a blank.

You remember all that from Nickelodeon? No. Oh, you liar. No, I don't remember all that. I started with the easiest one. No, so I'm sorry with the one. Do you remember Keenan and Kel? You don't remember Keenan and Cal, Sean. Sean doesn't remember Keenan and Cal, Sean.

No, like a, I was in a, do you remember Snake or Doug? Do you remember anything? Yeah, I'm about to hit it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Boomer. I didn't, I didn't watch a whole lot of Nickelodeon. Why not? Because we didn't have it.

What did you have? Veggie tails? No, then we did. Veggie. That shows coming then we did. Veggie! Hey, that chose coming back. Yes. It was watching Arthur. Yeah, were you watching Arthur? Arthur, you mean like the movie Arthur?

I was eating Arthur, or Eaterfuck. No, not the movie with Dudley Moore in the cartel. And I prefer the movie. Movie. Yeah. Is that a Russell Brand movie? You prefer a Russell Brand movie? Oh, no, you know.

No, you can't. No, you can't. You can't, man., you can do that. No, you can do that. You can do that. You can do that. It was deadly more. It was a good movie once upon a time. Oh, okay. Okay.

I remember, Doug, sure. So, Dan Schneider was one of the actors in, it was an actor in an opera case. No, it wasn't one of the actors. He was actually an actor in like a sitcom from the 80s called, like, Head of the Class. Oh, sure. He was the computer head of the class. Oh, sure. He was the computer guy in the back.

The computer number. Yeah. Come on, man. This, that's a Gen X reference. So we're going to get immediately head of the class when I should have went with. Yeah. You're right. So what's his deal?

Yeah, he's a he's a foot fetish fiend. He's like a, he's a don't make him a ped He's like a, he's a, I don't make him a pedophile though. Well, he's on the, he's like the closest, he's the closest you can get with like incriminating evidence. And all the stories about him, you got to have a certain point, take into effect, take into account what?

What a shit about him. a certain point taken to a fact, take into account what? What? What a shit about him. Well, just, just taking his old personality. He's just like, I'm not gonna extrapolate a foot fetish into somebody. Yeah, Sean loves food. And to somebody. He's a little thing.

He's not the same thing. He's not the same thing. Yeah. He wedges, he wedges feet. He wedges really creepy adult sexual innuendo into all of his child shows Yeah, I did I do that. I know well there. There are some guys who do that where it's like wow there Well, how did yeah like what is your deal? Why don't you have to cram that in there like I mean you want to some children's authors. There's some weird stuff sometimes yeah

Have you ever seen the show Drake and Josh? Right? I've never seen it, but I've heard of it. Me too. Okay. You've heard of it. It's about like this fat kid, this fat kind of awkward kid with a bowl cut. And then his cool friend, his cool thinner friend, Josh.

And so very clearly, he's been looking at him. That's where the fact shit started. Yeah, okay, Dan's the fact kid. Dan's the fact he made a show about himself with the fact kid. Okay, so he just writes this fact kid into all these situations where oh, ha ha ha ha, he has to rub mayonnaise on his sister's feet. Oh, yeah, that's a pretty fucking secret. That's a big king.

What a genius. So he's really like, well, it's like like Tarantino, Tarantino writes a foot fetish in every movie he does. Yeah, everyone. I have a beautiful women on the show because I like hitting on them and a save atmosphere. But it's just great to see a foot fetish. Tar Tino's, Sainte-O's is very close. You know, the only thing Sainte-O and Tino is, he probably didn't, he doesn't really care about age, seems like.

Oh, really? Come on. What makes you say that? He's just a creep. Do you know, do you remember the scene in Ingl's Bastards where the woman, the German woman, is getting her throat just throttled. Yes. Yeah, I do.

So those were Quentin Tarantino's hands. He was like the only person I trust to really grab your throat and press down on your button, on your fucking usophagus for 90 seconds within an unbroken take. He's like, yeah, I have to do that. You know what? That's the only person I trust. I have to do that. I mean, I kind of agree with that.

I mean, he's got a point. He's got a point. If somebody did, if she did get tracaco damage, it would be on him anyway. Yeah. So I have the fun. I mean, that's one way to look at it. I don't know, man. I know.

I know. Wait, I want to hear more about the foot fetish stuff. That's funny. Schneider. Yeah, riding scenes of yourself. So you have to lose a bed and rub mayonnaise on a chick's feet. Do you think, but are you? It still sounds like you're, you're kind of tying this in with like more like

sinister stuff. Is that a deleted account? Why did he like delete all of his tweets when you got on top of them? The thing with Dashotter is a lot of it is, it's not necessarily, it's necessarily, sheer say, but it's, it's right out there in the open, but there's no conclusive, there's no actual hard conclusive evidence. But the thing is, he used to not only did he delete 14,000 tweets, he unfollowed about 250 people.

And before that, if you looked at it and do it as a follower list, he would follow teenage fans, teenage girls, younger girls with no online presence at all. You know what I mean? I'm talking like 12 followers. That's the first thing that I've heard where you're like, you know, you should know not to do that. Yeah. You should know what the optics thing that I've heard where you're like, you know, you should know not to do that. Yeah, you should know what the optics on that are. It's like Biden, he can't stop sniffing girls,

no matter what. But when you're like, No, he can't do it. He can't stop. Like man, every time you do this, it's everything thinks you're a fucking pedophile or a child monster, it's something stop. It's like, you got it.

But imagine the bubble, imagine the bubble, just imagine the large bubble this fucker had to live in. Like, because he searches his own name and he sees all these tweens, yeah, tweeting at him. Oh, the down, oh, the band, he thinks he thinks he thinks he's king shit. You think he's like, what is he relevant in to, to, yeah, how did you get to know the tweens nowadays? Oh, good question. What's he, what is he relevant in to? Yeah, how did you get to know? No, the tweens nowadays. Oh, good question.

What's he working on? You know, like, why would they know who he is? After Weinstein broke. And mainly it's just about the, all the fat guys that way, we could be doing that with the whole power structures. Yeah. So he was doing the same casting couch type of shit that Weinstein was doing Except it was with children. I'm working on a new cart. Working on a new cartoon

Yeah, yeah, I think you'd be perfect for the role. Let me see those feet I Know not today sure it's realistic. Get a model the feet off of you So what's your what's your best piece of evidence? What's your most damning? I only want to hear no matter what it is, the one best piece of evidence. Too much evidence seems like a hoax. No matter what. That's fair. With Dan Schneider, it's honestly more about the meme. Really? Okay. All right. I don't have any super damning evidence about him, to be honest with you. The most damning evidence would actually have to be the starlets that he made pretty

much. He plucked out of obscurity when they were child actors and he made them into stars. He did this for every day on a Grande, Bernie Spirz, sister sister Jamie Lynn. Yeah, did he? Huh? Oh, he's he he's been doing for about the last 20 years every single Nickelodeon franchise that's a live action franchise that's had any relevance. I Carly, um, Zoe 101. I know I knew that. I know.

Oh, see, like, I know that stuff. He's involved in all that. Victoria, Victoria Justice, something other. But he's made careers off of people. He's made Nickelodeon literally billions. So if I were to come to one damn piece out of this. I put him discussed. That's why I know that.

It would be, it would be the people that he employs. There's a dude named Brian Peck, who is a registered sex offender for pedophilia. And who works with him or works. Yeah, dude. They have to run. That's a pretty fucking piece of evidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a pretty fucking good piece of evidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no reason to employ a pedophile.

No, he was, he was, he was convicted and registered before he worked with them. Really? Let me look this out. Once again, not good. Not only that, but. I fuck optics. Yeah. That's a liability.

You're asking, that's called asking for it. No, completely. Yeah, completely. Yeah, completely. Yeah, the funny thing is a quick aside is the most recent job that this dude Brian Peck had was as a script supervisor for the Trolley Sheen vehicle. Anger management. Anger management, yes, exactly. Yeah. Anger management. He registered, he registered,

registered sex offender before he was hired or after. So the thing is, uh, uh, during, during. And on all that, Brian Peck was an assistant. He actually was an on screen personality for a few segments. There's a few comedy segments called Pickleboy. And it was just some, just some LL random humor. Mr. Noodles. Mr. Deep Pockets. Right.

Reach in there, kids. Mr. How deep Mr. Deep Pockets are. See if you can find the bottom. You got tricked that way too. Yeah. Near exactly spot on. Like this is exactly wrong.

Fucking church TV. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. He's spot on. Fucking church TV. Yeah. You're right. He was in prison. He's charged with eight counts. And then he can it says since his release, uh, he's worked on Disney series and played a teacher. Wow. And yeah, he should be banned with direct contact from children. Wow. So he's right. It's, it's known. He's, it's on the record. Wow, wow. Wow. So he's nice. It's known. It's on the record. Wow. Wow. Oh my god. Big kicker. The big kicker here. Not only was he not only was he an extra or a secondary stagehand for all that, but during the during the years where Dan Schott was creating all that and the Amanda show from like 98 to like 2002, you have just said every fucking show that I do know and you let off with one that I didn't. Maybe you're a pedophile.

Which was all that. All that. That's a dark spot in our lives because that's when we learn how to drink and get high. Yes. So Gen X, 40, 38 to 42 will not know those references because that because that's when we learned how to drink. That's when we learned how to drink. You're right. You're right. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. ridiculous thing is at this point though because he left all that for about two years and it went to a different showrunner then no one knows why he left maybe who knows who knows yeah yeah but they

hadn't come back about two years later so in that time frame 2000 2001 he was developing the Amanda show I think that's why he left yeah Yeah. But anyway, him and Brian Peck were together. They were running an overnight summer camp, child's acting, who can't. They're running a big camp for child actors. And then it turned out that one of them, one of them was, was guilt found guilty of most of the kids.

Right. So about a year after, a year after they were still running this thing, he was found and charged with not only just possession of pornography, but actually charged with, like, like, like, like, X, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good evidence, Sean. Yeah. You mean that the other guy that's a Schneider hanging around? I mean, that's like, you don't want to be doing it. You don't want to be doing that.

There can only be so many coincidences, you know what I mean? Well, there could be an infinite number of coincidences, but I would like to know more. Yes. Yeah, that's right. I like it. I'd like everybody to just have a seat and start showing some receipts of who knew what win.

Right. Okay, can we shift gears a little bit? I wanted to pay this Army wrap video that you brought to my attention on Twitter. It's very yes. It's very humorous. Shondis. The army has a four billion dollar taxpayer funded recruitment campaign targeting millennials with rap music. Now, obviously, their recruitment campaign is.

The more Gen Z. Gen Z. I should have. Give them those rap. Get a rapper give it some of those wrappers, those wrap guys. Let's just watch the wrap guys go for the wrap. I don't know, put some torquing in there too. I hear that hot.

I mean, just see if you think this is a good spend of money I guess. So I'm saying Sean, let's see what kind of an impression it gives you of America's armed forces and where $4 billion of tax money's going. Just, you know got reaction Five known as a takeover Final form, pay for, let you bill, pay for, water bill, pay for, living quarters I pay for, loyalty, duty, respect, self-worth The more it's her more Don't be a house to the college Paying a mortgage, honor, integrity, personal courage

You didn't appear like a bowl full of orange I'm a ball supporting and serving, I'm so ring Confidence is pouring The army, king of the jungle Diorin, give no like it, I can't not go stop The will pay her bills Let me change my life, let me get me to a judge The army king of the jungle Here bill To get the togetherness the ratio One black guy one white guy rapping

Where's the Asian one? No doubt we stay free. What's like, need to have both. You got the drum line. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's enough for that. We stay lit. Four billion. Yeah, for whatever. Not four billion on that.

No, obviously. For a billion dollar outreach program. Yeah, good God, man. Yeah, that's the thing. The thing we don't get to choose where I'm going to get spend, do we? No, and it's a damn shame. the and the people who were inspired by the that video are given guns and said to die.

That's what we're doing to them. They do get the electric bills paid while we're worrying about that's the lead. That's our lead talking about we'll take care of the we'll take care of the not your electric bill your electric bill. Well, it's got a electric electric bill while we're worrying about protecting women

from the scourge of unsolicited penises uh... we're tricking we're tricking this we're tricking people who who are who that appeals to and to flying to the other side of earth and dying for no discernible cause whatsoever.

While we're worried about protecting women and children from Dix, they didn't specifically want to see. From Dix, they weren't paid to see. That's what we're doing to men. Hey, idiot, you like this beat? You want your electric bill paid for? Why don't you join this multi-ethnic, diverse crew of faceless men with guns pointing down? bill paid for what you join this multi-ethnic diverse crew of uh...

of faceless men with guns pointing down which there are more than just soldiers yeah which they're not allowed they are not allowed to depict women in that way on television with no head and only their body but they're able to do with men wielding weapons in a row. It's the WQ, Sean. That's what I'm on about today. I'm on about the moment. The moment question. All right, Moon, what makes you a rage, buddy?

I don't know. What else you got? What do you have your own rage? What is it? I wanted to come here with something different. Cool. I want to hear it. Because obviously Epstein makes me a rage.

Oh, and and if you want to get into Epstein for a little bit, I've been saving a real interesting exclusive. Oh, please for the show here. He's in the hands since. Yeah, brother. Since they hit me up, since you guys hit me up last week, I was going to make this post. So I got it all cute up here. So you guys, you're familiar with the 2007 investigation in Palm Beach, right?

A little bit, yeah, kind of. So this is where the entire Epstein saga started, like the first time he got on the radar of law enforcement. Yeah, he basically had a slap on the wrist, I know, for being right. Right. He absolutely did. He absolutely did.

But the people who started it were the local Palm Beach police department and they had the genuine intentions at heart. You know, they were just being cops. They didn't know who this motherfucker was until Alexander Acosta really came down and shut the whole thing down. Yeah. Honestly, the whole thing started.

Apparently the story goes because a few girls were making a lot of money with Epstein. And in the Palm Beach High Schools, that was causing a lot of jealousy. So there was gossip and rumors going around about how so and so is a slut, so and so is a prostitute. Right. Yeah.

It got back to one of the parents. The parents found whatever they would think to be conclusive, corroborating evidence. Yeah. And went to the police, the police opened an investigation. Right. The dude, here's the bombshell. The dude who headed the leading investigator for the Palm Beach Police Department,

his name was Joseph Rikari. Last year, May 31st, 2018, there was an article that came about in the Palm Beach Post that said he's retiring. They said his last day is Friday May 31st was a Thursday Friday is June 1st Okay, okay, so June 1st the next day the Palm Beach post reports That Joseph for Kerry is dead at age 50 the man is dead two days from retirement. Yeah. The man put them up with the wrong partner. The Epstein investigation in 2007. They

killed them. They announced he's dead. Not only that, this is the real kicker. They announced he's dead on June 1st, the day after. Yeah. This was the same paper, this was the same paper that said the day before that he was retiring, right? Yeah. They announced, they announced the day of his death as May 25th, five days prior. Oh, that's weird. So when they were? Brother.

Ha, that's not just the typo or clerical or something. No, I mean, the story was updated twice. Ah. So, well, the fact that the cover-up is already a problem. But the cover-up is the time machine. Yeah, that's the real cover-up. Absolutely. That's the real-

If you extrapolate that, if you extrapolate that and look into, uh, yeah. Julie K. Brown, the woman who really broke the story last year who brought it back to relevance from the Miami Herald. She was starting to overturn stones again around that time. So this was a story that had been, they thought it was squash, they thought it was, they moved on. It was a decade ago.

You know, I saw that, Prince Andrew thing coming out recently where he's saying that he didn't molest anybody because he sweats too much. Or he couldn't sweat. He couldn't sweat at the time. Right, right, right, yeah. Like the victim said, he was all sweaty and gross

and because that's ridiculous. I had a very bizarre medical condition where I couldn't sweat at the time. And now I can't sweat because of some things that I did. So you'll understand that that's ridiculous. I had a very bizarre medical condition where I couldn't sweat at the time. And now I can't sweat because of some things that I did. So you'll understand that that's the master's true. Yeah. He got his sweat glands re-installed recently. Yeah. Well, um, yeah, that's fucked, man. What about this? What about this woman, though, who was turning over stones? She was turning over stones the only reason she was turning over stones in early 2018. So here's the big kicker.

If you wanna really know what gets me a rage, is that the only time people talk about Epstein is when it's politically expedient. The only time you will hear about the Epstein story on any mainstream cable news or in any mainstream print news media is when they can utilize it for their own political gain. Okay. Yeah.

So Julie Cape Brown started turning over stones when she saw Alexander Acosta get appointed. And so Alexander Acosta was the Florida attorney general that pardoned pretty much pardoned Epstein. He gave him the super light sentence. It was a crazy light. Yeah, yeah. Super crazy.

And so he was quoted as saying that he didn't put the hammer down on Epstein because quote unquote, he belonged to intelligence. Yeah. He told that to. Well, then we found that the intelligence services were just running a, like a pedophile ring. Isn't that what the finders is? Exactly. It came out.

It came out. The CIA was running is running a pedophile ring. What? Yeah. Is that accurate? They are. They were flat out infiltrated and and and contributed to and ran a, did you not know this? Correct.

Sean. No. They were flat out infiltrated and contributed to and ran a... Did you not know this? Sean? No. Oh yeah, the finders. What the hell is the finders? The finders.

This is a cult from the 80s was patient zero for Epstein and the CIA. This was what, back in his, when he was first arrested? Yeah, so they figured out that if they could just... All they had to do is infiltrate a pedophile ring and then they would have all these people, they would have all these informants they could use. Like they forgot to, they forgot the extra step of thinking was like, oh, wait, no, now we're just facilitating being a pedophile ring. No, like this is all of those people, all of those informants are, yeah, are us. Yeah, exactly. It's all, it's all just, they just had a pedophile ring. What the fuck? Yeah, they're just accepted and invited. 1987. All right, Moan, I got

to go. Thank you for calling in. Sean is going to stare at this, at this finder's, it's good, it's good to grow tests. It's a reasonable reason I haven't got a research. Thank you for calling in, buddy. Go fuck yourself as well., goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, goods, good, you're old enough to remember, I mean, you know, you were old enough to remember it, right? The challenger. Yeah, I was almost on it. Yeah. I totally forgotten that. I was almost on it. Yeah. Tested. So I, I, I, right. They had this aptitude test. You beat out the chimp. Well, you know, what happened is they had this aptitude test for kids. They would have national scores where you test your aptitude and they would assign you to grades. Everybody knows that process.

Anyway, the night before I had found the teacher took some gum that I had and I went in her desk to get it back and I found the answers to the aptitude test. So I filled it 100%. No one had ever scored that high. So the NASA brought me in. They're like, look, we need you to, we have a very secret special pedophile ray.

Then we're gonna, this is the CIA braving in, then we're gonna get you on this shuttle and get up there and you shoot it down and turn everybody into pedophiles. Because if it's a kid doing it, then we can't be charged, right? Right, then you're a minor.

You're a minor, you're a minor. You're a minor. It'll be expensive. You record no problem. Do this for your country. I was either a coke mule. I said, you know what? You don't have to justify it.

To me, guys, you want to go into space. I can give a fuck. Yeah. Well, do whatever you want. Pedophile comes to me. I say, nope. Get away. Yeah.

Right. I have two parents. I need to worry about that. So I went up there, but I overslept. I overslept. I missed, I missed being on the challenge, or it was pretty crazy. Well, time. You would think that they would have, you know,

they've given you multiple alarms or like a wake up call or something, but they were probably busy, probably busy with other things. Yeah. I saw that. Well, that's a pretty interesting isn't it? It's stunning how many times you have narrowly escaped. I was, yeah, I was just a kid.

Almost daily. What was I for? Let me see. Let me look at the challenge. 1986. I was six, yeah, I was just a kid. Almost daily. What was I for? Let me see. Let me look at the challenge. 1986. I was six. Prokosis, a prokosis child. A prokosis six.

Because I, the reason why was because a Smurfs was on and they were saying that they were going to have a new Smurfs. And they preempted the Smurfs. Yeah. So I set a, I set, I reset the alarm to get the smurfs, not knowing that the CIA had already said it. We interrupt the smurfs because Gargamel is sabotaged a rocket. Comments Ben Swarge and bar music is too fucking loud and it's the worst time I'm supposed to hear literally anyone with these jackasses or blasting music so loud. I can't even hear

myself think is so bad. No, it's the first music in bars. Fuck karaoke and fuck, fuck live bands, bands, big time. Yeah, that's always bad. Amplified music is just horrible. If my gun has a bullet button, then every amp should come with a, every amp in California should come with a screw right above the four. So you can't turn it all the way up to the 10.

Look, here's a screw at your peril. Here's a problem. Here's a problem. Go to fucking prison. Here's the problem. Like in clubs, the PA should only be used. It should be like sound reinforcement. It's not run the entire band and crank it up so that it's louder than any of the instruments on the stage.

It's just, it's just to give it a little bit more. Like you should be able to, what's coming off the stage in a club should be most of it. Enough. Should be most of it. So the worst thing is the bartenders, well, they're so bitter and cantankerous about being shouted at all the time.

Oh, do. And they refuse to shout back because they can't shout. I know. Constantly. No, they're just mumbling everything. I know. You know, I'd like a whiskey and I'd like a whiskey and diet. I'm not gonna move on.

I mean, I don't fucking know a teacher from Charlie Brown. Just do what? Why did you even respond? Just come back with whatever. Yeah, I know. The music can be at a healthy level, but if you're yelling, it's a personal. Just a personal.

Next to you, it just fucking is. Buddy Schmuck says, today the bar that I work at is being evaluated to get approved to have sensory friendly screenings for some shit. Turns out liberal arts bitches, I assume, don't like, that's the WQ, don't like when people look at it, is that too over the line? No, it just, it sounds like a, uh, water, uh, offshoot.

But it's like the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the WQ, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're having young sexy versions of us. Was the dozing and gloomy moonlight. Um, turns out liberal bitches, I assume. Don't like when people get mad at autistic people in movie theaters for acting autistic and screaming over the goddamn movie. At first, yeah. At first, I thought there's absolutely no way that getting a bunch of autistic people together

and putting them in a bar is a good idea. But then I remembered Dick has been doing this for three years at Road Rages. Thanks. Oh boy. Maybe. But um, um, fuck you, sir. Let me see. He sent me a link.

This is the autism society. It's called, I understand. It's called sensory friendly films. At first I thought I was going to mock this, but I think I love it. Oh, that's right, because they, right, like loud noises are very loud and it's, yeah. Yeah. And I hate that in movies. Yeah.

I would like a nice, tepid, negative, 20 decibels through the whole movie. And then, you don't want to, you don't want to peeking up. The voices keep it at 20. Explosions keep it at 20, everything. That's funny. We like,

pretty much standard for mixing shows now is minus 24. Yeah. That's, that's a little bit too low. Yeah, I'd like it bummed up for a place. It used to be, it used to be a lot lower. But it's, yeah. The autism society is teamed up with sensory friendly films, a program as a special opportunity

for individuals living with autism and others to enjoy their favorite films in a safe and accepting environment on a monthly basis. I would do anything to go to one of these. Oh, yeah. Oh, people throwing beans all over each other. I think we know where the next road rage is. Yeah. Spot will have to have our own special ribbons

to see which are our guys. And they show this is a theater basically, right? Is it? This is like an everything. They have like a night for autism-friendly films. In order to provide a more accepting and comfortable setting for individuals on the spectrum, the movie auditorium keeps their lights turned slightly up.

Good. Then I can use my phone without people hassling me. Right. Dim lights will remain on. And the sound turns slightly down. Good. I'd like to be able, I don't want to wait for a break in the movie dialogue

to make a funny comment to my girlfriend. Yeah. I need to make it immediately. Yeah. So turn the volume down. It's basically as loud as the film. Yeah. That's troubles for me because some have strict special dietary needs. Families are permitted to bring their own snacks from home.

Yeah. I know. I have autism now. I'm sold. I'm going. This theater better meet all my autistic demands of dim lights. Turn those fucking lights on. I'm on all the spectrums.

And I got all my own special autism food. Yep. Right. Additionally, audiences of, which consists of lots of years. Yeah. It keeps me, yeah, keeps me calm. It keeps me calm.

It keeps me calm. It keeps me calm. Gluten free. Whiskey's gluten free, isn't it? Uh, is liquor gluten free? Well, I mean, but it's like is is wheat. I mean shit. You can make free out of wheat. You can make you can make wheat. Well, wheat beer. They don't know they don't know. Yeah.

The guy at the gate doesn't fucking know somehow. Because I want to get into it. I was like, some alcohols gluten free. Sir, I'm gluten free. Not all. Um, audio additionally audience members are welcome to get up and dance, walk, shout or sing. Wow.

This sounds like a great thing. Maybe all that interpretive dancing that some chicks do, it's just that they're autistic. Yeah, it's actually not even a thing. Oh, it's not an expression. Yeah. They just have autism, you think?

Could be. And maybe. In other words, AMC's silence is golden policy will not be enforced. Well, yeah, because good luck enforcing it. I, yeah, I don't really mind. I wish more people would talk at movies. It depends how much they're, I don't like shouting at the screen and stuff like, fuck you. I get I get it well there have been some really well timed ones that I've heard that is funny but like people talking in complete sentences over and over again I fucking hate that many others not on the autism spectrum can also enjoy sensory friendly let's do this this sounds fantastic if I go to one of those I'm not there to see the film. Whatever do you mean by that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Let the guy, he clearly wants to be on camera.

He's got balls. Let him be on camera. I was just fine with it. Flat Stanley says, they're a clear, flat Stanley, he's continuing his argument for last week. They're a clear anatomical differences between male and female asses.

You remember why I said, yeah, well, because of like the hip ratio and all that kind of stuff, like, but you can't feel the hips if you just fucked an asshole. That's why gay butt sex is gay. Getting your dick sucked in is different because such anatomical differences do not exist

in the mouth. I think guys mouths are a little fucking bigger than girls mouths, don't you? Yeah, I mean, we're ever in the size of these teeth. Yeah, look at that. Let's see. Harlock says, I'll let me put it this way,

if you stick your dick in a black box and it gets sucked and then you can't tell if it's a guy or a girl sucking it, that's completely understandable. If you stick your dick into a black box and someone backs their asshole into it, it's called a glory holster. And you can't tell if it's a guy or a girl's ass, you're a gay idiot. I'll bet on that. Yeah. I'll put money on that you don't know.

Yeah, I, that'd be my guess. So if you have your dick in a glory hole and a person backs their ass onto your dick, do you think you could tell if it's a guy's ass or a girl's ass? How much would you bet? Oh, I have, no, I, I? Oh, no, I don't know that I could say for sure. You would even be game for this experiment, you're saying. I would not be game for this. Unless the guy was definitely had to wax good. I mean, that's, I don't think you could tell. I don't think someone could tell.

I suspect they couldn't. Interesting. And he's saying they could, but you couldn't tell the mouth. You don't even know if the bathroom doesn't even help you out anymore. Just because it says, it says a unisex bathroom and the glory hole's in there.

It could be either one. That's a good point. Let's see here. Oh, hey, Dick. He says, I won the Virgin Contest. So I just felt like telling my little story about how I won the Virgin Contest. He completed it. He's no longer a virgin

I gotta get those cans back. Well, I know we get updates every week Yeah, and there some of them are very funny. It's I yeah, it's we need to we need to get screwy Louis on here If he's there. Yeah, I mean, let's get him on. What do you think? Well, you're gonna read that though. I'll read it Hey Louis, you were gonna read that though. I'll read it. Hey Louis, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hello. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, I gotta read you this.

I went to bat for you. This fellow virgin who said he wanted, he completed the contest. I made friends with this bisexual girl from my college's anime club. Wow. Interesting. Interesting approach.

Yeah. Bold strategy. She. Interesting. Interesting approach. Yeah. Bold strategy. She is currently dating another girl. Whoa. Ah, that's smart. I think, right? Because no matter how lesbian they are, they still want to get plowed from behind, right?

That's not homophobic, is it? That's so. I tried to respect that, but she was insanely forward with me. And last night out of the blue, she comes over and seduces me. It took a while for me to get what she was doing because I'm pretty awkward and she's in a relationship. But needless to say, we smashed and it was a good time.

All right, good job, buddy. I don't know that virgins or people who have just lost their virginity, I don't know about the term smash for them. I would think the term should be apologize. Oh, needless to say, we apologize, and it was a good time. I mean, what are you so judgey and gatekeeping

about having sex? I don't know, like, smash sounds like you've been there, done that. Oh yeah, I'm always smashed. Yeah, it sounds very forward and aggressive. I mean, well, it just sounds like you've had a lot of experience that you didn't have. Yeah, but you know exactly what you're doing. Oh yeah. Yeah, but there is no real thing.

You get on a phone or something, you sound weird kind of horrible. He's not terrible. I mean, he sounds muffled. Oh, he is. So, screwy, Louis won the last bonus episode in Vegas. Is that what he, but he lost it because he was wearing substandard pants. He was wearing improper pants. Yeah.

He started in an improper area, right? In a shitty, Oshkosh fucking, stuff, kind of fucked up. Elastic waistband pants with pockets that are, you can only get your pinky into? I don't know.

No, it's the way pockets are cut. Like I got some pockets for my phone. Just falls out every time. Yeah. And to spite the pants, I will try to still do it and get in my car and sit in the car. But I know it's just like a door thing or whatever. Damn it.

I'm not gonna open the door all slow. Right. You there, bud? Yo. Hello, can you guys hear me? Yeah, you sound much better. It's better. Okay.

All right, so you've been sending me emails every week and I've been neglecting to read them rudely on the show, but I have been reading them and I'll just go briefly into this one. Hey guys, Tyrone back again with another version report. I didn't send a report last week because nothing interesting happened last week and nothing interesting happened this week either. It's almost like I'm stuck in molasses are covered in a blanket of fog. I guess I'm just not motivated right now. This has all been so much harder than I expected it to

be and it's kind of burnt me out. I guess I'll just chalk the past two weeks up as break up as break time. Got another party, someone announced on Instagram so I'll go to this one this time. It's a very cally girl thing to say, but this isn't my scene. My experience at the one party I went to, had me asking myself, what am I doing here? 100% of the time. I did meet that one. That doesn't change.

Yeah, that never changes. I did meet that one art girl I hung out with and my solution is just to drink until I realize I drank too much and then try to keep myself together for the remainder of the party until it's time to go. I did meet that one girl I hung out with at the art walk though so I'll just keep telling myself I can hit the lotto twice. What's going on?

You told McCaffey I said can you have sex with me or something on his hand? I'm not. I had said something on. You all try and smash or what? I see that's what he said. Yeah. Louis tried the, Tyrone tried the, like in a permutation of the,

I think you all try and a smash or what? I think still leaves too much ambiguity. Like McAfee said to shock them visceral. I don't know. I feel like that is incredibly shocking. Like, I don't know. I'm like six foot 200 feet, run up on two small women. Just that's true.

I feel like that's really like. So you want. No, happy. I want to apologize. McCaffee might be benefiting some from some privilege that he's unaware of. Let's say that I don't know about that. To women is saying that you want to fuck or not. What's going on, man?

It's been how long since we've checked in with your, with your virgin concoys with your virgin contest. Yeah, I mean, it's been okay. There have been some woman, but nothing is really seemed to pan out completely. Like the last woman that I thought that something could happen with, she was like a single mama whatever,

had a fantastic body, but it just became totally obvious to me after I asked her around that all she's looking for is attention. I so lost a girl's number after she gave it to me. And then that's when I talked to her. What, the next time I talked to her, she wouldn't give it to me again. Well, yeah, it's weird.

She was more sober, and that's she thought, well, she had thoughts. And so let me ask you, why do you keep it? You gotta wear some different pants. Why do you lose so much stuff? I don't know. Do you need some dinko borrower or something? How did you lose her number?

I don't know. Okay, like, all right. So I mean, you just gotta keep in mind. I have never done this before. I am not like a lady's kind of guy. Yeah. So, you know, I just, I just talked to this girl and things are going great.

It's a wonderful conversation. We're having fun. She's engaging me. She's asking all these questions. Yeah, I'm freaking doing it. And then I'm like, hey, can I have your number? And she's like, you know what, yeah, I think I like that. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I'm freaking out. Did you say that? Yeah, yeah, that's good. Boom. It's this pumping, yeah. Yeah. And I know I gave her my phone, she gave it back to me. I saw her name and her number. Yeah. And I know I gave her my phone. She gave it back to me.

I saw her name and her number. Yeah. I think that I accidentally pressed the bad button on my phone instead of the save button. And that's how I lost it. I don't even understand that. I have done that before. It's so fucking frustrating.

So I started to just, I started to just open the phone dial and then whenever they enter it, hit call. That's a good idea. No matter what. Yeah, because then you also know if it's, if it's their real number. Right.

I grab it, dial your phone, and then you got it no matter what. It's unfuck upable. I have lost so many contacts, just blowing, putting in the number and putting like a smart ass name that I can't remember the next day or just deleting it completely. So with your, with the single mom, you said that she, you identified that she was just

looking for attention, but did you use, did you withhold attention to like as a bartering, as something to barter with her? Or did you just give up? Because that's like, go ahead. At this point, I just, okay, because what I did to test, like, I'll do that, huh? They'll all do that. They all want attention. Well, yeah. But, I mean, what I did in this case, I just to figure out like if that's all she wanted,

I was like, okay, this woman, she's been drowning me in compliments. She has been, you know, showing off and, you know, oh, hey, check out this Instagram. Ooh, ooh, and it's like your tips are even naked or on your Instagram. They are in real life and your clothes are just painted on right now. What's really great? Like, come on. But what are you doing? Yeah.

I'm looking at this and I'm bringing like, okay, it's one of these two things. Either, yes, she's interested and she wants to do this or she's just attention seeking. So I'm like, hey, why don't we go on a date? I'll take you to movies, we'll get dinner. It's gonna be great. And she was like, I don't think about it. But the next day, she's like, oh, well, I don't think we're gonna do this. And she gives me this huge spiel about how she's not rejecting you. I'm not what? Okay, listen, here's how it goes. If you wanted to go out with me,

if I asked you to go out, you would have been banging down my door. If I wouldn't have shown up there 10 minutes early, I know that's how it goes. Don't play these games with me. I mean, I know it's easy to say that, but I don't agree. Women are, they're fucked. They cannot plan. They are not able to juggle their own schedules and put anything like a woman is like one last,

like you've got, you're packing a tent and you try to, or a suitcase and you try to cram one last thing into it and it explodes. And everything is all over. Like that's how women plan their days. They get hobbies, they have art classes, they learn languages, they learn languages

that they're never gonna use, they make plans to go to art shows, they get cats, they get dogs, they get guinea pigs, they try to pack their schedule, so that they are completely worthless. To anybody but this insane routine that they've dubbed their life. They do get very full schedules.

Oh, absolutely, Pat, they cannot sit there. And if they have 10 minutes to sit there and think they consider that death. Like, I don't know why this is, but they do it. So I know it's, I know it's tempting to say, I know it's tempting to say, and there's a lot of truth in it that a woman wants to date you.

She will make it happen. But it's just, say and there's a lot of truth in it that if a woman wants to date you, she will make it happen. But it's just, you've gotta realize that you are dealing with an animal who cannot plan shit. As that's why they need everything, I need this, oh, you wanna date, I needed six months in advance. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna, I just don't, I mean, I'm looking at my DNA.

If they're making plans, it's way out. Way out. Yeah, it's like, wow. So, I mean, you stay dinner in a movie. I don't even know if I'm gonna be alive. Yeah, I don't, I really know. I mean, there's, yeah, there's no guarantee. I mean, you may be going to this one solo.

Dinner in a movie, even me, I'm flinching like, oh God, I mean, I, it depends on the movie. I don't know how a whole dinner. Then that's a whole thing. I got to think about what kind of dinner to have. Um, bar, hike, that's just keep it's keep it simple as fuck. Somewhere they could run away if they need to. Anyway, I'm sorry.

Go ahead, Tyrone. What? Oh, what were you saying? I don't want those to do. I mean, you want that bonus episode. That bonus episode. Yeah, I mean, at that, at this point, it's just, you know, we still talk kind of sometimes I just, you know, it's real succinct.

We don't really speak in depth anymore. I just don't really expect anything to happen at that point with her. Probably not. Yeah. So you got nobody on the burner? You got nobody here? No. Just looking, just looking.

It, I don't know. They're just all these things. I don't really, I am just so confused. I don't really understand how to make it happen. I just try and talk to them and try and get them to laugh. And then like, oh, you know, if they're having a good enough time, then they'll give me contact information.

But, you know, like what the art girl, it didn't really go anywhere. Nothing is really panning out so far. John, this is horrible. This has been months. It has been. He's been pretty damn active, though. It's been a whole summer.

He's been very active, sending in reports. We got to do, do you want wanna tell us about where you live? Because I am thinking that you need actual physical help in the field, in the form of someone to go out with, to just change up your schedule. Just change up your minds, change the game a little bit. Look, move the furniture around. You're gonna, it's gonna have a positive effect on your life. That's it, take your couch from couch from one side of the wall, put it on the other wall.

Boom, productivity goes up. Move the desk around in the office, productivity goes up. Just going out with another guy who has been laid and who is not part of your world, I think would be hugely beneficial. What do you think Sean and what do you think Tyrone? I got a problem with that. You don't?

No, I'm good. I like the way you do it Sean and what do you think Tyrone? I got a problem with that. You don't? No, I'm good. Okay. Like the whole thing, like in one of my first reports, I put like, I don't go anywhere. And it's because I don't feel comfortable going out by myself. And most of it's, I can't really wrangle the people I know to go out places. So there was someone who was willing to deal with me and to go somewhere where we could like, you know,

talk about this and try some things. I'd be 100% on board. Okay, what, where town do you live in? He seems like a guy, he doesn't seem like he's hard to hang out with. No, he's great. I remember hanging out with him in Vegas. He's fantastic.

Yeah, I'm not. Not in my southern. I'm in southern California. I'm like, them in Vegas. He's fantastic. Um, not great in like most people are. You're aware? I'm in Southern California. I'm like, one T three, three, three miles out from Los Angeles. What? Really? It could be me then. Where you north of South. So, Dick, are you serious?

Yes. Wait a minute. I know you're so close. I didn't think you were in the state. Okay. One of my reports, I put like one of the tones that we planned on going to to meet to meet our own. I remember this. Wait, were you talking about good memories? Well no, no, no, I remember.

Who cares? It doesn't matter if I say a town, right? No. You were talking about Pasadena? Fullerton. Fullerton. Yeah, that's, that's all right. Okay. All right, all right. We're gonna fix this. Yeah. All right. We're gonna fix this. Shit, that's not, you're really not, none of that's far.

All right, hang out. I'm gonna read some advice. Just hang on if you got something to say, chime in about it, but we're gonna do some advice and we'll do voice mail. This is from Juncker Tom. I'm not sure how to start this. Since there's, if you don't hang out, don't hang out. You've got stuff to do. I'm not sure how to start this.

Since this is the first time I've sent an email and forever, but whatever. Wow. That's odd. That's an odd start. This is the first time I've sent an email in a long time. If forever, so I feel like it's awkward writing. Oh, okay.

I'm a guy. That's what I'm saying. I'm a guy who's in his late 20s, who's had severe mental health issues through my childhood into my adult life. It's difficult to explain, and I'd rather not go into the details, so I'll skip past that part. Thank you. I've finally buried the last problems.

It's caused me in the past couple of years, and I finally feel like I can move on. The problem is that I'm looking to sign up for a job for my first time now and putting aside the problems with having a blank employment record since adulthood. I'm still very stilted and awkward around people. I'm very polite and reserved, but I'm still very paranoid and have trust issues. The fact that I have a short fuse and frequent intrusive violent thoughts doesn't help that much either.

Uh-oh, I think we've got a Mexican Joker on our hands. Oh. Why a Mexican Joker? I don't know, I'm just a South Park joke. But isn't that like the Joker thing? And all I have is negative thoughts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw that movie, right? Yeah, I did, I liked it a South Park joke. But isn't that like the Joker thing? And all I have is negative thoughts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw that movie, right?

Yeah, I did. I liked it a lot. It was fint. Oh, yeah. I thought it was great. We haven't even talked about it. No, no, no, no, I thought it was great. A billion dollars.

A billion dollar fuck you to everybody, to everybody who tried to ruin that film. Yeah, I was fint. No, I really, I, Dick, I almost came out of there. I was, I was wanting to kill people. No, I was happy. Me too. I was so weird, I go, I feel great. Yeah.

It was like, yeah, it was like cathartic almost. That's exactly what I said to 80s girl. And left I said, man, I got goosebumps. I would go see that again immediately. I was laughing at all the murders and stuff. I was like, this is so fucking one, like this is so heartwarming to see this. Take.

We are a couple of sick fuckers. I'm also pretty much a shud in. And I don't wanna come off as rude if anyone asks me about what I'm into because the only replies I can think of are why, and I'd rather not. If there's any advice, you can give me on how to operate with other humans in a work environment, I'd appreciate it.

I mean, you can operate in this level. You can be the sky. I don't know, people are the sky. You can be the sky. The wonderful thing about society and people, and no matter how paranoid you are, that people are thinking anything negative about you, rest assured that they are.

And they have dealt with someone like you in the past and they probably make fun of you behind your back or talk about you with their family. And you're the weird guy at work, the weird guy at school, the weird guy on the bus. Depends how weird, but I think most people overestimate how much their thought over talked about.

Most people also discount the amount of joy you have from talking about a weirdo that you know, like you got this fucking weirdo on the bus today. Did that would probably change the statistic? Yeah. And, and we've all been the weirdo. Sure. Many times. Of course.

I've been on the bus holding my shoes for some reason or made a Terrible a weird comment or a weird joke that people took the wrong way. I didn't see and like, oh, yeah God damn it. I guess I'm the fucking gross. So today. Yeah great. Now this person's gonna go tell tales of my Grossness to their family and their friends are gonna really laugh it up You can be all these people you don't have to change, but if you want to, you can also do that too. That's well within your power. And you're gonna wanna start that by making shit up. It's not what did he say here.

That's gotta be a daunting thing to get in your late 20s to go get your first job. And I don't know what, it sounded like a lot of shit happened to him or whatever, a daunting thing to get in your late 20s to go get your first job. And I don't know what, it sounded like a lot of shit happened to them or whatever, because even people who have problems generally kind of, you know, they have a job out of high school

or they have, you do something, but like it's, you know, I don't know. It sounds severe to me, but it's, and starting things that late, I could see the thoughts of, oh Jesus, what's the point? Like what's, I mean, you probably, he probably feels incredibly far behind. Well, especially when in reality,

when in reality over the, in the long haul, he might not be that far behind. And nowadays it seems like everybody's trying to pitch that your work is your personal life, like especially with shows like the office. And just the amount of work that people do at work, which is almost nothing, like 90% of everybody who's employed does nothing.

Dude, that's, I was asking people in an eight hour day, how much work do you do? How much work do you do? And you know, you get obviously less than half the day most of the time. Oh, yeah. And that's the work they think they do. But here's the thing. If I have two, if I have two four hour sessions, say I'm there, well, you're there early to set up and get everything, you know, ready. But I honestly, in an eight hour day, I'm working seven and a half at least. You. Yes. Me. Right. Right. I don't stop because the other set, it's back,

you know, taking care of the last session, getting the other one out, change it like that. That's not normal. No, it's not. That's what I realized that I've never, I've never worked out of the eight hour day. I've never worked more than that. You've never been on a conference call with over a thousand people, where someone's reading their PowerPoint. Because all those a thousand people on the call could not be trusted to read it on their own.

That's a normal job. A lot of time wasting. I forgot what I was gonna say. A lot of not working. Mystery works in your favor, but I'd rather not. I'm just fine. I don't want to. You don't have to be these people's friends.

You could just be a guy who shows up and gets the job done. Yeah. That's what it does make them your family. Hey, this is from Ernesto. Hey, man, you're more than welcome to read this. But call me Ernesto. I need some advice. About two-ish months ago, I started talking

to this chick I work with. I'm a head chef at a fancy hotel. Oh, oh, that's, she is a server bartender. Oh my God. Yeah, no, this is, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, this is, maybe a week after we started talking,

she found out she was pregnant by her ex-boyfriend. Yeah, we kept on talking. Yeah, sure. Why would you stop talking just because the woman was pregnant by her ex-boyfriend? You're just, I mean, that's insane. We've hung out a couple of times, of course you would. Why would you turn that down?

You're just hanging out, just two people, making a connection in this crazy world. Made out, I mean, of course you would just a little make out. That's nothing, it's no implications there. There's no, you know. He's starting to pay for prenatal care. No obligation there.

But nothing more. Okay. Nothing more than just hanging out and making out. Right. Don't get your hopes up. A few people at work know about our thing. Then shit got serious. Oh no. Her best friend also a server bartender made it crystal clear she wants to fuck me.

Oh well you're not going to turn that down. Well you don't have to worry. You don't know that other girl anything right. You just hung out and made out a couple times and she's already got this whole thing with her pregnancy and her ex-boyfriend. Made it crystal clear she wants to fuck me. And that's understandable too, just because their best friends doesn't mean

that they own each other's sex. They don't own each other anything. No. She played Coy at first saying, I can't blah, blah, blah, best friend, blah, blah, blah. But that facade quickly faded and she sent a few spicy snaps. The friend and I made out.

A few dick pics. The friend and I made out in the cooler. The cooler. And then talked where she said, you can't entertain us both. Oh, well, I mean, that's normal, that's natural. To which I replied, I think you underestimate my ability to entertain.

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The reason they haven't worked out is because you haven't tried it. A lot of people have tried drinking and driving, didn't work out, but you haven't. You're the exception. I mean, right? Like a lot of people tried flying before the Wright brothers nailed it. Yeah.

What if they would have just said, well, you know, fuck it, everyone's tried it, it doesn't work. A lot of people fucked up going to the moon before I'm trying to think of the jazz musician to make a joke, but I can't. Louis Armstrong. Louis Armstrong did it. Thank you.

Please fix that. But what's to say? What if Louis Armstrong would have just said, well, nobody's, nobody, everybody tried to go to the modes. I'm not gonna do it. Yeah. Don't push out on me, Ernesto. I'll just sit here and play my horn instead.

Yeah, don't just sit at home playing your horn, wishing you had done, wishing you had done these horrible things. Do it, do it. Have your cake and eat it, do. And watch your back for this boyfriend, because he'll be, he'll be coming, I think. What do you think, Sean think what do you think Sean? What do you think your nesto should do?

I don't even know. It sounds like he kind of has it. Like he yeah, have the cake and eat it too. But I mean, if you just want, if you just want one under your belt, I don't know, but you don't even, how much do you know this other check? Here's like a for an emotional connection

with the one chick who's knocked up emotional connection at the cock. I mean, how well does he even really know her? don't know, man. How well do you need to... How well does anyone ever know a woman? Yeah, I don't know. Okay, what do I... What else do I have? You don't think I have anything? It sounds like at minimum, he gets the friend. Okay, Louis, we're gonna straighten you out. Let's go out, we'll make a thing of it. Is he still here? Okay, Louis, we're in there.

They're in a cool way. Yeah, we're gonna straighten you out. We'll try to do something, we're gonna go out and get you hooked up. It's Christmas time, it's the time of miracles. This is a season of giving. Yeah. How does that sound?

Uh-oh, I think he's muted. All right, get out of here. There he is. Get out of here. I'm going to toss him in there. Great, Dick. Thanks for that. I'll take your silence as consent, like usual.

I'm going to go out and smash. Here's some Reddit rage. People walking a little too closely behind you at the same speed. I do that all the time. Yeah. I think because I'm taller than people, so I kind of outpace them. Yeah, I know, I get that people complain about like my stride. They do.

Oh yeah, they're like you walk fast, I'm not walking fast, I'm just taking large steps. This is normal for me. Yeah, you are the weird one. Don't ever use that tone with me again. A truly bad times is I just booked a flight and the email they sent me with the itinerary was titled, Your Adventure Starts Here.

Oh yeah, let's do this. Fuck the rancid chunk of cartilage and customer relations that came up with this garbage. Hey man, I do feel like a lot of my purchases are, they think I'm a menopausal woman, trying to get over a divorce. I don't need that in my inbox. I thank you for buying this. Now you're ready to start your second act. No. Yeah. I was not, it's not a second act. I just needed some tide pods. Congratulations, we're here with you. We're here with you for all your needs.

No, I don't have any needs. Not that I want to have, you know, taking care of by you. Yeah, this is a little presumptuous, I think. If your adventure starts at that stage, it's not an adventure. It's just a business trip. Yeah, over, you're It's just a business trip.

Over your overreaching a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Add an OVs. Not ready for the dick picks yet. Right, why don't you just send me a picture of your cock and get it over with the travelosity. Tell us how we did. And 500 bucks. Rate.

Did they get the 500 bucks? The state does, right? The chicks don't even get the money. Oh yeah, no, of course the state gets the money. Yeah. Tell us how we did rate our service. I'm tired of constantly being prodded for feedback every time I receive a service from haircuts

to oil changes. It's just a non-stop barrage of spam emails and robo calls, fuck you! That's how you did. Now leave me alone. There is, you cannot get through anything without a please rate or service. Mm-hmm. Reoeber, how did you do?

Yeah. Order food, how do we do? Right. How did you, did you like that show? Did you like watching that show? Yeah, yeah. Go lie, man. What, what are you using this for?

Moment of Zen, aggressive snob, all of the kinds, people that don't like someone's taste in music, movies, TV, beer, entertainers, you know, subjective things, and rather than avoiding these things, they for some reason still actively seek them out. People be in the subsights for thing, haters, he's saying.

If you see, if they see you drinking the wrong beer, they will be sure to tell you, if you listen to the wrong metal, by God, they will let you know, fuck off. Why are some communities? You can find, I think you can find snobs and damn near every community. You think gobs or slash purists, slash, I do. I think in just about every community. You think in the Ellen community, they're like, oh, that, that episode wasn't any good. You're not a real Ellen fan, if you liked that dance, I think if you get into the minutia of anything to where you know, the ends, you're going to people, there are some people who will have opinions like that. Yeah. I think you read, okay, let

me play a song and then we'll do voice mail and get the fuck out of here. Yeah, this is pony Cordero sent this in. It's called calling you a cuck. It's hard to do. All right, everybody thanks for listening to the Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. Dickshow. I feel like there's always something there's something I'm missing. I forgot to plug the UK Dicks had meet up last week. I feel like a dick about it. Oh, there was a UK dick meet up. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's cool with the. Yeah. UK guys. cool. I love that people out of the country do that shit. I know. I was wondering what I'd say.

That people know each other and like make music together because of this show. Yeah. It's really incredible. Actually, it's just like you have a common thing. It's like, I make music too. I think it's awesome. Here's some of that incredible music right now. Thanks.

Thanks for listening. See you next Tuesday. Do do do clown is there be your clown clown? Cucka cucka clown is there be your clown clown? Feels different, Megan, fun of them now. Yeah. Calling you a cock is hard to do. Do you too, so just there be your clowns to see me.

It's got the harmonies and everything, man. That's still great news. That's still great music. What, great song. Don't go full as you double you cause calling you a cookies heart to you. Remember, quest to do it. To run back. Smoking takes a calling bad, it's a bag. After all you ain to clink through

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That is that monkey Jones thing. I forgot about that. Oh, thank you, Pony Cordero. So, monkey made a comment that, I see. This is how it played out. Astorias recently? I mean, this is kind of unfolded over like six months.

So you know, as stereos and monkey Jones had their boomerverse, zoomer podcast. Yeah. And then monkey kind of had that meltdown with that, that woman. Yeah. Which was funny. He seems to have a sense of humor about it. Well, that's, I was right on front. People will stop talking, people will stop talking about it.

If you're like, yeah, that was pretty, that was pretty fucking crazy. What do you do? You fucking, I know. You fucked the wrong girl. Whoops, just, yeah. She betrayed you, left and right. Whoops, I mean, that's how it is.

I was first one, by the way, that said, you got to dump this bitch, man. What are you fucking doing? She's crazy. Of course, nobody ever listens to that and they usually hate you for saying that, but whatever. I guess, I guess, Asterios kicked Mumpke Jones off of their tour. They were going to do a tour.

Really? A live show tour. Wow. So he booted him off and then he, Astero's said something about how... Has Surt never did a tour, did he? No, he did one after this, but there was a lot of refunds, obviously, because Mumpke's the bigger creator in that duo.

Yeah. You know, one of them is the Earth and one of them is the Moon. And then Assyria has made some comment about how now there's less like pedophile love support on the show. It was thinking Mumke to ped pedophilia which people were saying because monkeys that Lou chick was grooming 15 16 year old boys. Oh, this is video games and sexual favors like she was actively doing that. Yes. Yes. This was fucked. But that's right. She's she's the 19 or I mean they're they're deranged they they're arranged people. This is what deranged people do.

How much, how much of that is much? So then, Assyrios said, Mumke could be back on his tour, but he had to promise to not bring his girlfriend. And to me, that's way beyond the pale. Like, you do not deny, you cannot deny someone their girlfriend to be at a, doesn't matter. How would he have felt if you did that to him? Yeah, that would be massively inappropriate.

Yeah, so anyway. And I mean, they haven't done to my knowledge the same kind of, like, you know, I mean, it doesn't matter. Yeah, so much I don't know has groomed, you know, you do not have a say in who the other person is. You either take them or not. You don't get to dictate to terms to them. Totally agree.

So months later, so after the whole hysteria is Rift, Munky posted this thing like, oh, so now it's to hysteria. So now you want to be my friend again, now that I have all my subs back and all that shit is gone. Like now you want to do a Christmas special. So I I have all my subs back, and all that shit has gone. Now you want to do a Christmas special. So I said, yeah, welcome to the party, Mumki. Like this is what it's like when you're a persona non grata,

and then all of a sudden you have your cloud back and a series is like, oh, oh, and can we do a thing, buddy? Oh, like we're pals. Oh, my God. So I said, welcome to the party, pal. And as Sarios goes, like we're pals. Uh, oh my God. So I said, welcome to the party, pal. And as Sarios goes, you know, like he does, like the way he argues is just throw unrelated personal shit

as possible, as much as possible until something's like, oh, remember when Dick invited Lou on his show to make money and downloads off of you to horrible tragedy that was happening to your life. And I was like, what the hell are you talking about, man? None of that happened. Not, first of all, none of it happened. Secondly, you are getting dragged here.

Not any, that is irrelevant to you being a prick to people when they're, when they're to going through something. You go on a long-winded like you'll go on you'll you'll have an effect or commercial and try to act like Mr. Nice guy, but then you fuck him over behind his back like that's what you're trying to do. I don't know why I got off onto this rant, but that's that's was the monkey monkey call out who's making and And maybe monkey hates me too. I don't know. I thought that loose shit was funny.

Okay. The sex tape, a good review. You did, actually. That was great. I mean, everyone was shitting on it, but people were shitting on it, but it was fantastic. Wow. Okay. Here we go.

Hey, Rick. Hey, Sean. Hey. You know, usually I agree with you, Sean. You're a pretty smart guy. In fact, the very first audible book I ever downloaded was Bill Bryson's short history on nearly everything. Did you like it?

I back into all my parking spots when? When? I cannot pull through and when it is not angled parking. I think what you're frustrated about is people who don't know when to do it. Always listen to the argument. That's where to go. But if I can't do that, I'm going to back in because I can see everything around me before I back in. But when you back out of a partner spot, it's like walking backwards in a horse trailer.

You got no fucking clue what's going on. Women should never attempt this okay also if i'm driving around parking lot i know that i'm going to back into a spot so if there's somebody behind me i'll let them out the one that's a little closer anyway because i usually park in the back part of everybody does that called being a considering that's right that's missing in one do everything in reverse fucking dick hole sir i think the real villain in all of driving are the people who turn into the outside lane first and they're turning the inside lane and then merging because they fuck it up for everybody and then all the traffic lights turn left goes the outside Well, I'm over here waiting to turn right,

and this guy struck me out of my turn. We could all turn at the same time if everybody would pull their heads out of their ass. And then I go in there. Oh, you're going straight. I think I understand that. You're going straight. If you've got two lanes,

you're going to go straight. And then in that other lane, other five lanes. What is he saying? Well, this last one that he was saying, you know how you can, it's not necessarily a turn lane, other five or six. What is the saying? He's like, well, this last one that he was saying, you know how you can, it's not necessarily a turn lane, but there's like two lanes and you're going to go straight. Right. Because a lot of people want to make right turns on the red.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll see you to a couple of points there. But that is predicated on being a decent human being, which I find fewer and fewer of out there. And a reasonable amount of intelligence knowing when to do it and where to do it. Always back in part. I think I will allow him to do it back in part.

Yeah. Scott also backs in parks. He wanted me to show this picture to you from his car and tell you to go fuck yourself. This is him. He's got his car makes an overhead view with a series of cameras. What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh, this is on his dash on his car.

It's like a picture of your car that's backing in and it's a bunch of don't do anything. Don't take a picture of your dick or anything while you have my phone. That's what's on his dashboard. His car has a bunch of cameras and it recreates an overhead view. Warping the cameras. So he can just back in effortlessly. Well, you did it by himself with no cars around and like an abandoned parking lot it looks like.

It doesn't matter. All this back in. How many times, I bet this wasn't the first time either. Oh, you think Reverend Scott has a five point turn when he back, seven point turn. He might have had some help from Jesus. Oh, wow. That's all I'm saying.

He sent this into. I've been meaning to open it for a couple weeks. No, there are people who can do it. Like there's just more people who can't do it. Oh, this is from Redbubble. I know this is from Reverend Scott. I don't know what it is. Thank you.

Thank you very much. What could this be? Oh Jesus, some kind of a fleece, oh I see. It's a slime fleece. That's awesome. Slime time, for my very own personal use. Oh boy, I could be like FDR. Oh God, I could cut a hole in this and make it like a nose.

It's a giant dragon slime fleece with the slime on it. Thank you for that. It's kind of got some photographs, I think. Okay, let's listen to another voicemail. Hey, Dan Kaye, Sean. Hey. The thing that's really making me a fucking rage are these assholes talking about banning porn

all of the fucking sudden. It's apparently it's bad for you. Apparently watching porn and beating off is bad for you. You know, it's also fucking bad for me. We haven't displayed a $30 dollar, $30 dollar bottle of fucking whiskey to the fat or easy chick I know to try and get my fucking dick wet.

Poin is bad for you you women are fucking bad for you that's what the just rock red middle kill you the green middle kill you but that is bad for you son women are bad for you when you work a fucking 12 hour day you get home at eight thirty instead of loading up so whatever you're

fucking beating off you now get up the the fucking uh... the chick who always like whiskey and then suck your dick at the end of the night yeah that's real good for you that's it's born in safe century well fucking yeah like one of the fucking the limit man over the start banning bad thoughts sometimes you just need the end result

i don't get it and then in a perfect fucking world where one has a nice girlfriend. Yeah, wife That's what they want I'm sure that's exactly how that'll fucking work. That's how I'm Learn that they're puffing down on the social media where you're posting the stupid fucking shit Fingering for lights and retweets. I'm sure that's real good for you Yeah, that's no good. I like this call.

I like this call. You want a band, you want a band porn, huh? So everybody could live like you with your fucking wife and you two kids. Let's put to the test what, how dedicated the porn people will be to get their fucking porn back, how hard we can make your life. I bet it's pretty fucking hard.

I bet we could go through and ban a lot of shit that you rely on. Try us. Try it. They tried to ban liquor. That didn't go too well. That's, it's been called the worst idea of the 20th century. Bending to make an idea. Yeah. Prohibition was, it gave rise to organized crime on a scale that it never had been before. Well, yeah, no, it was a fucking terrible idea. Oh, let's ban other, let's ban things that are more important than that. Oh, okay. Give it a shot.

Um. Oh, did I do I do I have a raise for you tonight? Okay. So my girlfriend just informed me that she just has several jars of herbs soaking in vodka in her bedroom that she's had there for. I believe her exact words were just under a year or about a year. From my grand year? Not for a year.

I guess my rage is, because this is not the first girlfriend who has done something like this, which she just has shit in her room and just has shit in general. Herbs just everywhere. Yeah. It needs to be there. My mother does this every single girlfriend of her. That's the end result of it. No one ever knows.

It's just bizarre. It's. I want to know, like, you're not a hoarder. You just feel the need to collect shit. Like a raccoon or something or like a, like a crow, they like collect shit, right? Like an octopus. Yeah. It's. We have an excitation. Like a raccoon or something or like a crow, they like collect shit, right? Like an octopus? Yeah.

We have an arctotation. It's fucking those men. We do. It's like squirrels. Is that an arctotation? Is that what they are? Ways? I can jars for the winter.

Oh, I guess. I think an arctop... There's cephalopods. Cephalopods. Thank you. Cetations are whale. I meant citations. I did mean that.

They do like to collect weird shit. What is the? I just want to know what the herbs in the what I mean, they're there had to be some thought behind that. Oh yeah, and you know, it's funny. Well, it's you know, yeah, I want to know what it is. Why what do you do? You're not infusing the liquor with the herb are you? You're doing something else. Something else. See, the guy who the guy who posted on 4chan that he came, that he come into a bottle with my little ponies in it every day for like two years, everyone made fun of him, but then you got your girlfriends over here, he's got herbs and vodka into the bed,

and no one's calling her out. Yeah. I'm saying is, I like how she informed him like he didn't even find it. She informed him that she's had. She's opening up. Yeah. Interesting. People are interesting, man. Hey, Dick, so it makes me a rage. It's fucking reverse boomers. Oh, I like 18 years old. And like they work with one of these kids and they just fucking like half this habit of just kind of standing around like with the shoulders rolled forward Just kind of watching you or doing nothing just standing like it may as well. Just not be there because they're in the fucking way Turn around you love them to them and shit like why

Like to know and ever tell them and like didn't even say if there's time to lean this time to clean anywhere I know it's fucking shooting boomer a thing that is it's just like if you're fucking at a job don't you want to look busy like so the boss doesn't fucking want to fire you first on the shit this like why are you at work? like are you just trying to collect some fucking free money? Like we're not doing I understand like nailed it. Doing the little one you need to, but like doing nothing at all. Like just fucking when you get crazy board.

That's what I think I get crazy board. That's what I mean like a fucking retouch. Yeah, I mean I have a job where if if there's not work to go, I'm not there like whatever. I mean that's have a job where, if there's not work to go, I'm not there. Like, whatever I mean, that's, but there's, I don't know how to have a job somewhere. I have a job salary or something. Yeah.

You gotta do something. I just stand there. You gotta make the day go by. Standing there would be torture. Maybe it's not for some people. Maybe they can just stand there for eight hours and then get a check and like, that's a win. Maybe.

I'm open to the existence of any kind of person at this point. Yeah, I know. And once I accepted that a significant number of people don't understand jokes or the concept of jokes, it makes so much more sense. Yeah, it makes so much more sense where it's like, oh yeah, some people, they never develop a sense of humor.

Like they have, they were just can't understand it. They, they have, they were, they just can't understand it. They just aren't, they didn't come from a family like that. They don't have like, whatever the cause is. It's like if 25% of people just didn't have thumbs, and we just got to deal with them. Yeah. Like, wow, this, we'd, darn, obs are a little different because 20, because quarter people just don't have thumbs.

Like, oh, all right. Yeah, that's true. Well, I guess that's what we're doing. Uh, that's two more. Sure. Hey, Dickhead. So, um, I was, I called into the Routh Court recently, Let's see. Two more? Sure. Two more. Hey, big heads. So, I called into the Ralfport recently and to bring up a question, because I've been

talking a lot, it seems to be like a main recently I get talking about porn. Right. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.

I get it. I get it. I get it. Legalized sex work. What's the situation, right? And, man, like, so I asked them, okay, what did you make yourself? And, like, I'm a little autistic, so I don't get the question, how does that work? How does that work? How does that work? Well, what do you mean, how does that work? You want to know, like, I would think that you were something you like, you would want to... Like, what's so bad? Like, I'm saying you keep it for yourself. I'm saying whatever you make, you keep for yourself with your fucking spouse or girlfriend or whatever. And, what can? Really, I want to know that. Like, I did that illegal.

Yes. Are you going to bought someone's door down? Because they need themselves a fucking archive of porn of a fucking blow job videos? Yes. I don't know, man. That's, it's, I, I, I'm just curious. Aren't kids getting hit for having possessing child porn

that they're sending to each other? Oh, I don't know. I think that's a thing that we're dealing with now. Minors, minors in possession. Like, okay, a little. Yeah. I don't think anyone's worried about that. Well, that's what it is.

Like, if you don't have, if you've got a bunch of liquor, that's illegal for kids. So if they get into somebody's liquor stash, dad's in trouble. Right, that's what it is for guns. I guess you got a lot. You got a lot of gun up or else stash, dad's in trouble. Right, that's what it is for gun. I guess you got a lot. You got a gun up or else that's a felony. Or that's illegal.

All right, one more. This guy said this is this guy's critical. I always try to play the critical voice, Mills. Critical? Yeah. Oh, critical. He's fucking hell, boys. That might have been the worst episode yet.

Oh. Well, as I was saying to the Dixiel presents the view 2.0, we got some down here from the new fashion, fucking alpha-dip party, LGBTQARF and our... Sorry, there was a box celebration. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, junior, bashing, okay. What was the other one? LG, BT, we were, he was saying we were proud of them? What? We're supporting them?

Hold on. No, I think he was, these are his critiques. Okay, hold on, I'm writing them down so we can fix them. So I can address them. Okay. Junior bashing, got some fucking health department, LG, BT, QAR, I heard them are, whatever the fuck celebration. He's saying I'm celebrating LGBT.

Yeah, he's saying we're the view. That last episode was the view. When did we celebrate LGBTQ? It just by talking about it, I think. Oh, I see, okay. Talking about men's shoes, sharing that conservative. Well, men's shoes.

Yeah, I did that. Yeah, dress shoes. There's no reason to be that slippery. Yeah. It's weird. It's true. What, I did that. Yeah dress shoes. There's no reason to be that slippery. Yeah It's weird. It's true. What are you dancing around shoes? You don't need slippery shoes What was the other one shooting on your conservatives? Because they're because they're always right a hundred percent of the time and they They never do anything worthy of criticism. Oh Yeah, I mean an X in opening up China, that was fucking great. I just I love I love having wars in every country in the world. I just can't I can't support them

enough. I don't know. Does he? Does he go on? I forget that old chest. Now what's the deal with airplane luggage? I don't know. I don't know. and that was painful. I don't know. I remember that. I was fucking wack every 12 seconds. So the video or airplane luggage. Maybe perhaps Chad get brought in airplane luggage. Chinoe Chad got brought in music everywhere. Maybe Ralph brought in air. Yeah Ralph said about the people who get their luggage and they don't do it fast enough.

Well you know we're first time out of the gate I guess. Yeah. The kuda grad, we're the first time out of the gate, I guess. Yeah. The Kudagrad dog shit. It was like, Mattik and his crew laughing and nothing jokes. I'm like, I acting black. Did I jerk off time? We're back to 2002.

Oh, oh, I want to make it right. No, it's, you know, what was 2002? Jack, Jack, Jack was talking about his, his, uh, that was odd, those were odd videos when he was, uh, yeah. So, got, it sounds like we were, oh, for, we were about, oh were odd videos when he was, yeah. So, got it. Sounds like we were, oh, we're about, oh, for seven, oh, for eight. Three, four, five, six, seven. Yeah, that's black. I, uh, white guy acting black.

Right. White guy. Oh, yeah. A lot of, a lot of strikes. Yeah. We're going to lose the inning. Only two more. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right. We're going to go, he's got 40, he's got, yeah, yeah, right ago. Well, he's got 40. He's got the yeah, 40 more seconds I hear old shit long enough to see yourself become the matter Sorry, I want to call in you shut him down. Oh, okay, I'm serious. Oh, this guy might be a huge serious fan Well, he's he's gonna call in but you shut him down Yeah, obviously that one's on you. Yeah, that is on me. Um, fuck him. He lies constantly. I don't want to call it. You don't want to talk about it. I can't remember the last time you said anything positive about Trump, wearing the middle of the biggest

government sham there ever was with impeachment bullshit. And you're just, oh, no, no way is the ninth strike going to be me not saying something positive about Trump. He is the, okay, first, oh, I'm really, let's hear the whole thing. Oh, my God. Instead, make way for chocolate, fuck one and two with extra autism sauce on the side. And oh, let's use that climate change meme from this month. Okay, boomer. That will show the whole thing. I don't know, dude, my, I don't know. The ball inflation thing had a negative effect or a picture I'm really got to with that fucking warning

that they gave you, but wow, that's some real self-dick we got this week. The impeachment thing just seems like such a waste of time. The Dow's 28,000. The Dow's 28,000 Trump is sanctioning China using the money to give to, I mean, I assume that he's sanctioning them, then I'm taking the money and buying subsidies in the communities that he needs votes on.

I don't know. I'm writing this whole call off. There's no chance Trump's going to lose. There is no chance Trump will lose the election. There is no chance he's being impeached. Who cares? Who fucking cares? He's running against a guy who can't stop sniffing little girls.

Am I crazy? Are there people who think that the election's gonna go any differently than massive landslide? Well, no, the only... I don't know about a massive landslide, but the only way that they will remove him from office is to not reelect him. So that's, it's whether or not you think that'll happen or not because they're not going to remove him via impeachment. I feel like there aren't going to be, there aren't going to be the votes.

I feel like I've gone crazy. I feel like there are people in 2016 who thought, 2016 who thought Romney was gonna win. Like, there's no chance. 2008. No, no. 2016. Oh, no, 2016 was the half term was in the middle of Obama when he ran against Romney, wasn't it?

2012, sorry, 2012. 2012. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I feel like there are people who actually thought Romney was gonna win that. Not a chance in hell. There's no chance in hell. Yeah. There's no chance in hell.

Trump's going to lose. No way. Clip it. Well, I'm sorry you had him negative experience, right? Yeah, right. But I am not going to give you, I'm just, do your talking points. I'll give you eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Although I was shooting on Trump Jr's girlfriend, who's older than his stepmom. No, whatever. What the, that is older than his stepmom. No, whatever. That is. I don't know, man. There's a, yeah. The day that I define myself as a conservative or a Democrat is the day I stop thinking. I just, I don't fucking understand.

Like one of these two fucking pieces shit parties represents me in any way. Yeah. Sorry. And no matter who's sorry, I have thoughts. It's like, it seems to happen, this is what I'm going to say generally about politics. It seems like one idea, one idea pushes a candidate to the nation, to the top of the nation's mind, to the zeitgeist like Obama.

One idea gets them through and propels them through. And then they spend the next eight years or the next 80 years dealing with clingers on who think that that person represents what they're trying to say and they just don't at all. Like it was that one thing. Yeah. The two party thing is it is an is an evolutionary necessity when it comes to thinking

like of course people are going to collect device to get people are going to collect device to exert their will on as many other people as possible that is always going to lead to a two party system no matter what the idea that there is not going to be a two party system at some point is is a third way to approach the other countries have a lot more parties that have been that have been around for a long time.

They want one. What's one? Well, the UK has multiple parties. But Australia has multiple parties. But who is always running it? It's labor and it's whatever they are. Labor and the conservative party. Like it's always those two.

Those ideas that are more conservative or more liberal. No, I think it's, let me see, hold on, let me see, I don't know. The product breakdown of parliament, let me just look it up. Nowadays, everybody, they bring up an issue, the two of them start fighting over the issue and then they throw the issue off the table

and just keep fighting about everything else. Yeah, bro, look, this is labor and conservative. I mean, this is the state of UK politics. You've got, yeah, but look at the different, but who's fighting for power here? These two. You don't look at that. You don't look at that and say, yeah, I mean, this is chocolate. This is vanilla. And this is rainbow sherbet down here. That's just the way you're right. It's overwhelmingly conservative or labor. What about Australia? What's that like? Let's see Australia. What about Australia? What's that like?

Let's see Australia. What about the Scandinavian countries? What do you want me to look until you're right? Yeah, well, no, no, no, I'm curious. No, let's look up Australia. Just Australia. Yeah, yeah. What do they, do they have parliaments?

Yeah, no, you're right. Parlement, break, make up. It is for all intents and purposes. It's just the way people are. Yeah. Yeah. That's represent. So what?

That's blue red. Blue red. You guys, one of the green greens. I mean, at some point, at some point, these make go as the two majors. Always gonna go to. Yeah. Yeah.

So what was my point? That one idea that captures people is gonna be co-opted by one of those those groups is going to show up like a flashpoint in one of those groups and That's the head that idea is the head. It's not all these clingers on who are who are throwing around who want to make sure that they get the JQ out there or whatever the fuck else or they want They want no borders at all like these people are all these people are not the dog there, the tail. All right, everybody, see you next Tuesday. See ya.