The Dick Show - Episode 182 - Dick on The Flat Holocaust

Episode Date: November 26, 2019

Red flag laws, the Cyber Truck, couch cushions sliding off the couch, Mister Metokur banned from Patreon and re-platformed on New Project 2, Wired interviews me about Destiny, Baby Yoda, the language of love, Borat and the media's effect on other people, Nick J. Fuentes calls in to talk about "white nationalism", Flat Holocaust theory, and not beating off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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I mean, you can't show it without commentary. So, okay, now I'm so sizing in. It's commentary on it. Right. Did you watch that video? I think you know, there's no way I want to see a penis getting cut up. No fucking way.

Yeah, I was able to watch like, I still have nightmares from the South Park video game a penis getting cut up. No fucking way. Yeah, I was able to watch like I was like, I still have nightmares from the South Park video game where there's some kind of a sex change. And I just saw from the side. Am I absolutely fucking away? Am I watching that? No, it's I tried watching the video. It's like impossible. Dude, you are how that guy edited that together. Uh, you are playing a dangerous game with your erection by doing that because you don't know when that thought's going to pop into your with a woman and all of a sudden you're thinking about

medicare is. Exciting to be like, no, this is done, it's done, it's done. Well, it's weird because my cousin who's a paramedic, I said, like, how do you do it? Like, if you come, like, you know, he's like, there's up in San Luis Obispo, there's like drunken kids who get their legs cut off by train. Saddle of fine with. Well, that's, he's like, well, it's not real. I was like, I was like, but it's weird. Like, I can watch, I can watch surgery on TV. It makes me, he's like, oh, I can't watch that. I'm like, well, how do you deal with the, he's like, because you don't really have time to think about it.

It's just like you just go through that. It's so much more expensive. It's so much more expensive. If you're watching it on TV, but if you're actually living it. Yeah, I just had to run. Yeah. So a medicar gets on there and announces it. And then the second he does, everybody who's trying to give him money, all their transactions

are failing. I'm like, oh, fuck. The pirates are eating the tourists, the raptors out of the cage, the T-Rex is eating lawyers, you know, so I fixed it in an hour or two by someone embarrassing. So fucking embarrassing. Yeah. Well, how big was his Patreon, you know?

For grand, something like that. Yeah, it was enough to be a real kick in the penis. Oh, yeah, that's a real slice in the penis. Go from the pin your bills to not paying your bills. Yeah. Yeah. It's, that's transphobic. You got your denied because you posted a video somewhere else.

Talk like you I'd reserve complete judgment. Tell us. Listen, listen, listen, there are. Okay. If you get if you get a if you get a tattoo and it's stupid. Yeah. People can say, well, fuck did you get that tattoo? You've permanently you wanted to have that tattoo on your body. Because permanently modified your body, right? You fucking idiot.

And you are allowed to have regret about that tattoo. Shit man, I really regret getting this tattoo. It's too big, too colorful. I'm not, and that's what I'm thinking about. Or this big of a fan of Judas Braze. Well, it's like, you can't discriminate against someone for what they are, if they're black, if they're, but what they choose to do to themselves is another the entire internet shits on fake tits. Half of the internet men or women shit will just mercilessly attack you. Oh, you are you fucking are you plastic or if it's an elective thing, then I think I don't know.

thing, then I think I don't know, like if somebody, I think the employer would win if they refused to hire a guy with a facial tattoo of the devil, you know what I mean? Because that's something. Oh, great point. You, you, you, you, a facial tattoo that says, I'm lying. It's scary. Yeah, would you like to buy it too much? It would scare the customers. I don't think they would have a case.

Yeah. As opposed to, I'm not hiring you because you're black. Of course they have a case. So my point is, if you are trans and you regretted the surgery, which statistically must exist, absolutely must exist. Send your inquiries to date. Dexeloyeratgmail.com. All right, let's start the show.

Can you turn me? He's very open minded. Can you turn me up or my can's up for something? No, I'm so quiet. Are you really? Yeah, you're always quiet show. He's very open minded. He turned me up or my cans up or something. No quiet Are you really? Yeah, I always like my cans are quiet. Turn my cans up, please I'm telling you it's better. That's better. Sorry Welcome to day again. You want to get you love to get you, dig in, dig in, dig in, dig in. If you had it, it's the show where everything's a contest. It's going to be live from Mount Bronco deep in the heart of the city.

You feel like I'm in a house? I think Matt just said. $20 million a man. Recently, Valder America's worst. Mexican 32 weeks running. Joining me is always a world touring LA-based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy?

Joining us today, welcoming him to the alt ride. After you, if you talk to Nick Fuentes today, you are officially a white supremacist. I guess no, don't even know. There's no work. Vito is here, Vito is here. I'll just have to be really quiet when he's on. You get three droppings,

or else people are gonna fucking hate you. If you get any more than that, Nick Fuentes calls this. Is he really loved by all dick fans? Nick Fuentes is loved by everyone who loves America, Sean. If you love America, you will love Nick Fuentes. That's all you need to know about him. I'm excited.

I just want to learn more about the guy. That's what I'm talking about. He's really young. He's another one of these Mexican white nationalists. Who wants an F-No State, Sean? So he's even de-platformed and we talk about all that kind of stuff. He did get kicked out of Apple. He got his podcast kicked out of Apple, which is the only one that's...

I mean, it's the F-No State Matters. Yeah, I did that. No, no, no. Oh, yeah. He's a YouTube channel, this is his big thing. I believe so. I think he's on D-Live too, as well. What we want to talk about first, I've got some fun news.

New project too, a bunch of people are on new project too, Medikers on new project too, now bubble. The presence, I've got everyone Christmas presence, I mentioned that last week, if you're a big shot, big dick patreon, if you're one of the $20 guys on either platform, you will get an email on Friday. I'm gonna go black Friday and then I'm gonna, I have leftovers. Miraculously, again, I have leftovers. So I'm gonna put those on the store on Cyber Monday, I think, so everybody can get a credit.

Why Friday gotta be black? Like, why is it gotta be, you know, it's like, I'll start with this. It's like, I'll start already. I've heard people say that it's like, no, that's a good thing. Black Friday is a good thing. It's not. As apocryphal.

No, because it puts merchants in the black. Yeah, that is a fake, that's fake news. Is that true? It started because of a rioting and poor behavior. Oh God. And then they changed it to the, because the name was hilarious. Because the name was so good.

Black Friday, like who? Black Friday. What are you talking who? Black Friday. Right. We're talking about black Friday. So then they said, you know what, merchants, guys, together, say, let's make this a little more. Let's not talk about the violence. Let's make it about it. Today's the day when the black Friday.

You gotta support your local mom and pop. You gotta support your local bank today. Where did you get on that one? This kid's right out of his brain. He's storm, right out of his brain. He's storm, right. That's where I get all my news. That's funny. Here's where I get all my news.

That's funny. Here's a news article I brought in. Anyone should be allowed to identify as black, according to left-wing university lectures. I see. Anyone. Let me just jump right in. Is it funny how some of these like thought experiments or whatever, just these ideas or ideas actually try to be implicated into life?

Like certain things just, it's like. It's like, that's life. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, or implemented. I mean, implemented. Sure. But yeah, it's like, no, that was a thought experiment. Like that, nobody was supposed to do this.

I was an a thought experiment, it was a joke. It was a premise for a shitty movie. Okay, poor man. Shitty movie. You know I'd have never seen it. Yeah, it holds up. I don't want to see it and make references to it. I'm too close to the job.

No, you're not allowed to watch it now. I hear it was the funny part that I thought. Our rules commit us to ending all forms of discrimination, bigotry, and stereotype, and blah, blah, blah. You see as a long history of enabling members to self-identify whether that is being black, okay? Disabled. You can identify as being black, okay, disabled. You can identify as being disabled. Oh, sure. I've been doing that for years. That parking has just, oh,

think about it. Nothing but handicapped spaces as far as the I can see. This would change your whole fucking life. Do you imagine parking in LA and identifying as disabled. It's finally come all the way around into something I can abuse. Now I get something out of it. Disabled, though, and do they just physically, do they mean what? Oh, it doesn't matter, it's my identity.

I am very disabled. I like to walk sideways, it's everywhere I go. It's my truth. It's my truth. Yeah. I thought that was funny anyway. Okay, so the presents are going out, be on the lookout for an email on Black Friday

and everybody else I'll throw them up there on Cyber Monday, so you can get a crack and we'll be on the next day. And you're gonna want to ride it for this Christmas. I'm excited. I promise you. Christmas presents so good, you'll ride it. I'm gonna identify as Black for Black Friday.

You can identify as disabled. You get right into the front of the line. Exactly. Uh, there's a wired contact me. Really? Wired the magazine. Yeah. Yeah, that's the correct face to make.

I don't know. It's me now. Screams crunching up as I was like, really? Why would wired be contacting you? I think they've been around forever. I mean, they were like, are they prestigious? Is there even a printed mag, is circulation anymore? Sure there is because they print a shit,

all magazines print a shitloader and then write it all off. It's like money in the bank. But they hit me up on email a couple of days ago. I think it was yesterday. Yeah. So we're writing a piece on Destiny. And the streamer, streamer, yeah. And you immediately came in your pants.

Yeah. I said, oh yeah, okay, this streamer. Streamer, yeah. And you immediately came in your pants. Yeah. I said, oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. This could go, my, you know, my potential enjoyment depends on how many ways this could go badly. Like, oh, this has got a lot of ways it could go badly for all the people involved.

They're writing a story about destiny. The lead of the piece is on destiny's quote unquote debate with me. Really? Yep. Which way? Which debate? The one where he was sitting on shit face or the first one who was eight in the morning. Oh, the lead is me and he just wanted to ask me a few questions that only take like an hour. I said, oh, okay. Yeah. Which debate was the first one? What was the topic? The topic was my topic was these are not debates. These are just, these are guys arguing about facts to prove what their political feelings are. Like this is like cherry picking

facts, cherry picking facts and purposefully misunderstanding points that other people are making in order to score, like sports ball wins for their side. That was my point. I think it's all nonsense. It's all nonsense. It's all non-sense. It's performative. It's sports for nerds. The way that he argues, not the way the beneficial to society at all.

No one's trying to understand. No one learns anything. No one learns anything. Well, no, I think that's rampant. Anyway, and Destiny's point, I think was Trump's racist. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, it didn't go. I'm gonna give it to Destiny now.

Exactly, right? Exactly. He's got a good point there. So I look forward to that article coming out. I don't think it's gonna be, I don't think it's gonna be favorable to him. When did you guys have a debate? I mean, it was a while ago. A lot's ago.

Yeah, I'm worth it. But I'll get now. Yeah. Well, because he's debated so many people, but mine is the front one. The first one they're leading with which makes me think I had a point. Uh, so they're going to or they're going to go. Now it's easy for him to dismiss, you know, dumb fox like Dick Masterson. Yeah. This guy he really had to answer for. Yeah. 80s girl. Listen to the whole thing. She goes this guy, he really had to answer for. Yeah. 80s girl, listen to the whole thing. She goes, wow, I've never heard you talk like that. So calm and reasonable.

Yeah. I was like, well, sociopath. And if they're writing a hit piece on him, I want to come off as like the, you know, just to be, he's got a lot of to learn about. Yeah, I want to talk to you. He's a really thoughtful, well-reason guy. Yeah.

Don't go watch the interview. Just read that. We got there. And then go to the magio. You're like me like anytime you talk to a reporter, you're like, I just give him a sound bite and then he'll use it. You know, you're like, just summarize it in the most perfect way. Do you get interviewed sometimes?

Yeah, I actually just talked to God. I forget who it was. It was like, not New York time now. I don't know. Somebody just talked about Star Wars. Washington Post, it was the Washington Post. What is it? What's it about Star Wars about?

They're doing an article about everybody who hit Star Wars. For some reason, you wanted to talk to me. Oh, yeah. Okay, dude. I'll go on record and say, let's see. Overall, Star Wars is a crappy franchise. Oh, you think?

Yeah. About it makes you think it's not the baby fucking Yoda is it the bixit? Is it the giant I'd coi horse shit? It's that they cram in every movie to sell you shit. I have to do it movies are there if I have to hear one more person explain to me how Luke has got so much money because he's carved out the licensing and the toys. I'm gonna fucking throttle them. They should need to call a red flag on me, for every person who tells me about the fucking licensing of those movies. Empire strikes back, and Rogue One were the only two I liked.

Under the whole fucking thing. I think the original trilogy holds up. Everything else is pretty bad. I just can't wait to see the first thing. The first one is cool because it's cool it's like this like two maybe three movies Yeah, I agree with you. Hold on. I had something here. I did I had something about red flag Laws let me I think I've already lost it. Oh, yeah, okay red flag loss That's what makes me rage this week happened just happened just happened a guy got do you know what red flag laws are?

I do not I'm a reader to you Sri Atawiki PD then like old biggest problem style Vito you know Reg, red flag, you love red flag laws? No, okay States a red flag law is a gun control law that permits police or family members to petition a state court to order the temporary Removal of firearms from a person who may present a danger to themselves To to others or themselves or themselves. Now already I've got a problem because I believe that it was my body, my choice. I think that was a thing we were behind. We were, I think the idea of my body, my choice is something we were behind in society.

So I don't see why danger to others or themselves is part of the red flag law, where you can call the police and tell them to go to your name your family members house and tell them to take away all their guns because they're a threat to themselves. Well, I think the others is what they is what's right. I'll give you others, but as soon as you stuck the themselves in there, I got a problem with the whole fucking thing. Well, it's like you know what I mean. Well, yeah, but it's, I guess it's an extension of like the, you know, 505150 statute that gives them the right to, what do you like?

Commit 50150. What do you like? I have a statute of 500. You know, 5150, like people think it means a crazy person, but it's actually 150. Yeah, 50150, it's the one that gives them the power to, that's how you know the difference of the women that we date is I know it immediately has

5150 and Sean knows it has 515 oh It probably is 5150, but that's how it's referred to when you're just thinking about it Yeah, well that's gives them the power to like detain you on like a you know a mental type of thing for a certain amount of time Now you can say only the family can call on her own flag. I'm glad you asked that Because here's my next problem. This has potential for abuse for sure. Oh, you think? So what happened recently was a guy got red flag-lawed

on the internet. He was on Instagram showing off his, this happened yesterday, I think. That whiskey guy, right? Whiskey guy. Cops roll in, the FBI rolls in like full on, full on die hard level of response like the cops rolling in a fucking more swatting killings.

The cops. Yes, the cops rolling in a cyber truck. They called Elon Musk and got his aluminum L Camino. Oh my God. And roll that thing in. Shit. Yeah. That's the future.

Come on. You're talking about that and get going. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want to, you want to talk about the cyber truck, Berlin? Yeah,'s not going to get to those windows. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You know, my dad told me there's two kinds of people, Chevy people and everyone else. And I wanted to run that person over in my Ford. The worst part is that it's their dad told them the same phrase and also included the My Dad part. Right.

It's never, there never was an actual dad zero that created this phrase. It was always since the very beginning. My dad told me there's two types of people, Chevy people, and everybody else. But that's like politics too. I mean, you are overwhelmingly more likely to be what your parents were.

You have a Ford, you're saying? I have a Ford. Would you purchase a Chevy though, depending? I would drive one. Yeah. I would impurchase it, because honestly, it feels weird. Like, it feels like, I imagine it feels like, it feels like you're cheating on your wife

for girlfriend, like the bot you get in, and it's just all kind of different. So everybody kind of gets used to the feel of the truck. Yeah, signals in the wrong place. I get back in my Ford and I grab that light, so it's, ah, yeah, that's the same. This is the same air, response on the air. This is the same. I'm sure when I have my cyber truck, I'll be feeling those same sort of things.

Are you gonna get one of those pieces? This is good. I would get one, dude. You might die on a hail storm though, if those windows don't hold that long. There's nobody throws a metal ball at my window. I should be okay. Why did a truck need bulletproof glass in the beginning?

I have never had a rock hit the side of my car to break the glass. Of all the things that have ever happened and never shutter proof should be fine. You don't want that shards going everywhere, but shutter proof is fine. It can, it can fucking spider crack and all that. How about fix the electrical system?

That always goes bad. All the extra electronically shit that you're cramming into this space El Camino for space Mex shit that you're ramming into this into this space el camino for space mexicans that you're selling selling for a hundred dollars of pop to morons who will have no no resources to actually pay for this thing in twenty fifty and they want to come out yeah i'm sure and they they'll never get that deposit back right he's just i hope not not. Yeah, no, I'm sure that's it. I hope Elon sends him a joke $100 bill with his face on it and a giant little finger on

the other side that said, you bought it. No refunds, you fucking, yeah, it was Tesla bucks. Wait till you see what we're building next. We're building Tesla wives. You don't get the refund on the shipping and then $100 bucks to get. $100, is it? It's a hundred bucks. You can't get the refund on the shipping and then 100 bucks to get a line. You get the 400? 100 is it? It's a hundred bucks. You can pre-order it for $100. And he said they sold, let me see this quote,

that he sold 146,000 in one day. Like look at all these trucks we sold. Mother fucker, you didn't sell anybody. You sold a picture for $100. You asshole. And he's really. You're sold to believe that people are your friend. That's what you sold. A bunch of assholes who want to pretend like you're there buddy

And they can talk about Rick and Morty and anime with you. He's really losing his breath He's a weird guy. I hate that goddamn thing. I hate it. It's so dumb looking. I want to go to every actual truck owner and say What look what is this that ain't a truck. It's an El Camino. That's not a truck, it's a fucking El Camino. It doesn't bed have to open. Yeah, it opens. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, it's a weird design. I didn't really get it.

I'd get one just because it's stupid though. I like stupid. I like stupid. No, you get a Pontiac Aztec because it's stupid. You got a PT cruiser. That's who is the market for the Cyber Truck, the PT cruiser crowd. I am a great... My grandma loved a PT cruiser. That's who is the market for the cyber truck, the PT cruiser crowd. My grandma loved the PT crew.

She's in the mood. She's gonna be an apocalypse granny. Coming up. The last thing we need is more people who don't know how to drive their truck. I was driving up to my parents. My dad's friend was in town, and my nephew's got sick. Both of them. Both of them.

Both of them. That's what happens with kids, it is. So the millennials and whatever, the little single digit guys generation is, yet I don't know what it is. They're all staying home, which means it's me, 80s grow, and three of the boomers boomers that have ever boomed, sitting around the kitchen table.

Yeah. Where, you know, when the millennials are there, they're kind of like, we keep things, we keep things friendly. Yeah. Like it being at a church, right? Like, okay, these kids don't understand the beef that we have going way back.

But then when they're, when it's just Gen X and boomers at the same table, like, okay, let's get down to some, let's get down to serious business here. And they throw up questions like, so how easy is it to fake bitcoins? Boy, is that a boomer question or is that, yeah. How easy is it to fake bitcoins?

Like, let's start with, what do you think a bitcoins? I mean, to you right now here, this is a bitcoins there. It was that easy. Fundamentals. The shooting comes up, that saga shooting comes up. And I said, oh, it was a Bitcoin there. It was that easy. Fundamentals. The shooting comes up, that saga shooting comes up, and I said, oh, it was a ghost gun. My mom turns me, she goes, well, how do we stop that? I'm like, all right, bitch, are you?

I'm actively working to make more of that. Do you not understand? Oh yeah, people who can't drive a truck. I have to piss, I have about 10 gallons of piss in me. And there's two hour drive with traffic getting out of town because everybody's trying to get the hell out of L.A. And this dumb motherfucker in a truck that's been raised two feet is sitting there, is sitting there in front of the driveway,

is sitting there blocking the driveway of McDonald's because he will not pull forward because he does not know how to drive his truck. He thinks that he's right on top of the person in front of him, but he's got about six feet of space because he doesn't know the front of his vehicle. Brand new bright red truck, guy clearly just bought it, probably just drove it off the lot,

refuses to pull forward because he doesn't know the length of his truck. That is, and so I'm sitting there in traffic waiting to turn left because I have to piss so bad But I can't because this guy won't pull forward the six feet that I need to get that is the world of this Iber truck with a bunch of Twitter dummies dropping a hundred dollars now and then regretting that they got their dick chopped off Excuse me regretting that they spend a hundred dollars for this aluminum lunch box piece of shit in six years when it finally gets delivered.

That's the world we're in. A bunch of people who don't know how to drive trucks. That's the end of the cyber truck part. Yeah. But it's going to have cameras. Is it? Probably. Does it drive itself?

I think it doesn't have a break unless the quote. Right. Great. Yeah. Well, I don't know if I got trolled, but I think I saw a have a break. Unless the quote. Right, great. Yeah. Well, I don't know if I got trolled, but I think I saw a thing where like, I saw that too. It doesn't have breaks like it automatically breaks or something. So just put a break on for fun.

Yeah. Right. We'll all become infants in their car seats with a fake steering wheel and the, you know, honking the horn. I mean, you know, if I'm like hauling a bunch of shit and I need to move it forward in the back so I need to hit the brakes real fast

to move it forward, right? You ever happen? You know, if you're one of these people using a truck for what it's designed to do and you need to give a little brake tap to kind of push things forward in the back, you get them situated, which is good to do, but you will do.

It's true. The computer doesn't know when to do that. That's how you learn about inertia. Okay. Did I have anything else on the cyber truck? I like how after he threw it through the window, basically the first time, he just, he lobbed it so easy the second time

and it still did it. He's like, oh yeah, maybe a little too hard, you know, and then same thing. Wow, well I guess you must just kind of die inside a little bit. I guess when people are throwing shot puts at me, I'm driving around the construction site, I'll be really worried about my El Camino's Windows breaking. I just like to see shit like that happen.

Yeah, I mean, it was pretty legendary now. I felt bad for the guy throwing the ball, because he's like, just throw it again. And the guy was like, he's like, you sure? It's already broken. What do you mean throw it again? Yeah, he like really was like, no, I know it's gonna break it again. That's what I've been doing.

It's already, what's that gonna prove? It just broke. Like, it's worth, if it doesn't break the second time, no one cares, it's still big. Yeah, it already sucked the dick. Three out of five. Three out of five. Yeah, three out of five

Go surround that frequent on the car Fuck oh god, we've got a we've got to do a bonus episode. Okay, because Maddox Maddox released a Comedy a comedy's a bit. I don't know, a comedy talk that he gave on the true cost of comedy on the internet. The true cost. Was that the one he gave at the convention or something? Yeah, some kind of asshole convention. Yeah, we're kind of pompous blowhard.

Wasn't it like some foreign country or something? I think it was in Armenia. Cause he's Armenian, right? Yes. Yeah. Oh, he went to Armenia and gave a talk. It was for real? Yeah. He went to Armenia. He went to like an Armenia. Because he's Armenian, right? Yes. Yeah. He went to Armenian, gave a tall. He went to Armenia. He went to Armenian.

He went to Armenian. He went to Armenian. Okay. He went to Armenia before Slime Time. He went to the first line. He went to the first comedy type thing. I don't even know. I'm going to bring it up for a second.

There you guys are. Okay, I'll watch a little second, but we're going to do a bonus episode and watch the whole thing now. Seven likes. Four hundred and forty three. Oh my God. but we're gonna do a bonus episode and watch the whole thing. Okay, seven likes, 440 drinks is like, that's so funny. Oh my God. Okay.

I've got this conference organizers, we're like, why do you, nobody like this video? What do we do? How much get information? It's pretty good to, good tease there.

Look at this. Yeah. Look at Maddox is addressing a, the most uncomfortable kind of stage by the way the raised platform in the middle with the middle all the way around like a Shakespearean drama. But like yeah, showing people your ass like you know about 25% of the time. George Maddox, Azunian, the true cost of comedy on the internet. Guys, there he goes. I'm sorry to be here. I on some and talented people and all the speakers

who's given my hand to the Broadway show now, right? Oh, yeah. Congratulations. You can talk. That's exactly how we do it. Like a real easy. Yeah, who's about, what do you say, 40 people here? Yeah.

I would write in that. I would say fewer. It's like, are they in that dark corner? I can't really see. A lower left corner of those people. No, those are pedophiles. It says humor and game for social good. That's the event that he's speaking at.

Humoring games. Well, I mean, might as well go on the way. We're having a world learning world learning and we're having a world here. And part of the library is, so. MTC, it's the thing. That's actually the opposite. It cost of comedy on the internet. And you know, to keep the theme of a whole incension

of our answers here, I'm gonna start that out with the- Oh God, he's so nervous. Which is literally just a whole incension, I'm gonna ask. But I gotta talk about my relationship to satire. I wrote a Greek book. So my first book was called The Alphabet of Manianist. I do hate this stage, it's like,

what do you do? Just keep turning that stuff. Weirdly. And I'm bummed. All right, all right, I don't want to give it all away. I don't know what you're doing. But you're talking about what's the Jack Daniels guy, whiskey guy, what are we talking about?

Like, going back to the... Oh, yes! So, he got Red Flag Law. Where was I in my Red Flag dissertation? I have my own top. Cops roll up. This was a mess my own pop roll up this is a method abuse thing or like i don't know i don't know that was reported originally but we don't actually said no i think they just saw him messing around with thirty

round magazines and thirty round magazines also it's a metal with plastic and it's not even lethal in and of itself it's just more bullets and he's a he's a former uh... he's a vet. It sounds like a bad idea to somebody who's acting erratically to roll up and attempt to take their guns away in like a family setting or a neighborhood setting or send the worst people on the planet at this. And they're yelling scream at them.

Yes, Oh, this is that relation. There's got to have some problems with his relationship. Let's send his wife in there. Let's send him a bunch of cops to yell at him. Here we go. I got some noise. And as I understand it real quick, I don't think he had weapons.

I think they had already taken his weapons in a previous visit. I think he just had magazine. But it just came by to say hi. Yeah. So they rolled up like 50 dudes to just with the cyber truck. Take his AI and their cybertrocks. By the sheer amount of people and activity, like you've already escalated the situation to something insane. Yeah, just call them. Hey, what's that man? Yeah. Hey, can you put those magazines in like a box in front yard? It's Tony.

Can you meet me in front from the mailman? The mailman will pick them up. We already have a guy coming to your house every day. He'll just grab him, just put them in there. Yeah, it's fine. Rob him up. We don't need to go. In Florida, I got some red flag stuff. I think it's horrible. In Florida, red flag orders were granted 2,000 times between March 2018 and July 2019. Yeah, there's a lot of...

In like a year. It's just a lot of red flags. Yeah, this is imminent danger to Others or themselves and a red flag because they don't get control of their own bodies. They don't have reproductive rights So that means they took the guns in each I want to check this out state judges granted petitions for temporary orders I want to check this out. State judges granted petitions for temporary orders, 97% of the time. So every time someone had needed to use this, they were right.

Yeah. When the fuck does that ever happen? People, 25% of people believe in witches. Is this only in Florida? 97% knew when somebody was gonna off themselves or someone else gets better outside of Florida granted for petitions final orders ninety nine percent of the time so the two didn't immediately get it the judge that oh yeah actually Yeah, it's still valid

blah blah blah blah in Maryland there was some of the petition was granted let's see about sixty percent petitions were filed by family or household members that's odd i said because i thought they were the only ones who could do yeah they got what well your family that okay that leaves a lot of outside uh... you know filing one petition was filed by a health care worker uh... nurses who are the biggest cuts on earth did you see that nurse that viral video that nurse did making fun, making fun of a software agent.

We know when you're faking. Yeah, we know when you're faking. Why the fuck am I at a hospital? You fat cunt. And the rest, the rest were filed by police. Oh, wow. The guys that we have the guns to protect ourselves from. The police can say that guy's a danger to others.

And by others I mean, wow, me, because I'm gonna go take his shit. I need him to not have guns when I come and take his job. I need to make sure that when I illegally enter his place that I can kill him dead enough to worry about. Yeah, I need to make sure he's extra twitchy in november uh... blah blah blah merlin man was killed police officers serving a removal order uh... police that there was a struggle over the gun and uh... it was shot was fired before the

officers fadley shot the man uh... you nailed it uh... here was the last bit i had about that uh... an april poll found that eighty five percent of voters support laws that would allow the police to take guns away from people who have been found by a judge to be a danger to themselves because eighty five percent but it's like so many things like you to it's like an emotional reaction immediately without thinking anything through lea no

light so it's like oh maybe this isn't good. Maybe there's potential for things to go very, very wrong with this. Yeah. Um, hmm. There you go. I guess that's all I had on that red flag, Lowe's. Oh. Um, Cybertron.

Interesting. I heard that whiskey guy, like in the middle of the standoff, like, militia guys were coming in to defend him or something. Like a 50-hour-due show. The 50-hour-due show. The 50-hour-due show up to tell the cops. And they cut his internet, too.

Right. They cut his electricity and internet. Like, you guys are really, I mean, these are like the top two. I'm trying to push him over the edge. Like you're trying to get a third world leader out of a hideout. Yeah, just let him sit there.

He'll go to sleep eventually. Yeah. You know that, right? Like, just give of a hideout. Yeah, just let him sit there. He'll go to sleep eventually. Yeah, you know that, right? Yeah. Like, just give him a phone call. Fucking send in Bugs Bunny with a telegram. Candy Grim. Probably fuck. Take up Clevon Little and send him in with a candy grim.

Fuck the power. We've got an ice cream cake here. He gives us the magazines. You gotta fudge you the whale. All right. We'll give you 300 bucks. Yeah. If you give us those magazines, you gotta fudge you the whale. All right, good. We'll give you 300 bucks. Yeah, if you give us those magazines. I don't care.

I know motherfucking carvel. Like, can I get him back? Maybe, but can you get 300 bucks? Well, we'll talk about that. Next week, no, 300 bucks cash money right now. Actually, you know what, that's a good idea. How much, I wonder how much it costs to have all those cops, like instead of cops. No, a fortune. Someone's committing a crime. She's like, well, it costs us whatever all those cops. Like instead of cops.

No, a fortune. Someone's committing a crime. She's like, well, it costs us whatever to send the cop out of there. So what if we just give you 1,500 bucks to not do the crime? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was just stealing a bicycle. It's a bicycle's worth 10 bucks.

Ah, that's fine. Yeah. Yang gang, man. Yang gang. Wow. I'll tell you what makes me rage is couch cushions. Yeah. I don't know why. I think there might be a me rage is couch cushions. Yeah. I don't know why.

I think there might be a ghost or something in my, an elf in my house at night that takes the couch cushions. You know how that I love my couch more than any other human on the earth. More protected. It's comfy couch. It's, I feel a lot of, it's like my daughter protected from being defiled by people.

I don't like people sitting on it or looking at it for too long, definitely not sleeping on it. Somebody goes through and pulls the couch cushion away from the back of the couch. So I'm constantly coming to my couch and sitting on it and the cushion is hanging half off like a shittily made and I fucking wish that. You can feel it immediately.

I fucking wish that. And I a generous benevolent man that I am, every fucking time, I get up, lift the back, cushion up, shove it back, put it down, I sit down on it in a normal way, a normal fashion, and it doesn't move, and yet somehow is it doing that? Every fucking day, I go to sit down on it, and again again It's sliding off the front like a piece of roast beef people sit and then like start laying down a little bit and like Moving it must be burrowing in wriggling their ass down and shoving the cushion of the couch down towards the floor for fun

I guess I don't know I don't know Sean, but it's not me. I know that it's not me I'm not in there wriggling around shoving it down like a dog trying to wipe its ass on the couch even when you're really drunk. Even when I'm really drunk. I sit on the floor. You're always conscious. I don't wanna sit on my beautiful daughter.

It's like a muscle memory thing. Like you just don't, you don't fuck it up. It's, you do sit, don't automatically. Even if you're black out drunk, you will still sit properly on the couch. I don't fuck it up. And I know I don't, because I've gotten up and looked back and the cushion is still exactly where it is as it should be. Right.

You take measurements and stuff. I'm going to put some kind of a ratchet system on it. Just to create it back. Okay. You get some Velcro strips. Yeah. People just, it's making me rage. People just don't respect stuff. They just don't respect my stuff. You know what, mess up all my other stuff. Mess up all my other stuff, but it might as well be, you know. But gently, or move my couch cushions to your butt.

Go sit in the other room. Remember mine. When you had that other couch, I remember, that was really nice, pretty expensive. You would always, you'd be looking side-eyed at coach all the time, like, what don't you dare? You fucking put that, don't you dare fucking put that don't you dare put your fucking nasty toenails up on the arm of that fucking guy.

Yeah. Yeah, I got a blowjob on that couch on that when you're talking about your that when I got it and the sales girl came over wanted to make sure I enjoyed the couch. That's a hell of a whole time. That's sort of the girl who sold you the couch. Yeah, came over to check it out. And the whole time I was like, man, okay, this is,

I mean, this feels extra sloppy. What's going on here? You know, you know how much this couch is. You bitch girls. Yeah. Yeah. I've got something going on. Okay, what else, what else, hold on.

I talk about baby Yoda. All right. That was on the list, those. I hate that necessity thing. Did you watch Mandalorian? No, I'm done with Star Wars. So you just hate the idea of it? That's what he does.

Baby Yoda. He hates it out of hand. Fuck baby Yoda. I know that you only... You even know that he didn't watch it. It's because it's a toy. That's why. They just want to make the toys.

Well, I'm sure that's true. I think it's a call back to a lone wolf in cub. It's a reference where the lone samurai protects his infant son. What is he like in the back? Is this yo, is the baby yo, the baby is so old. Yeah, but Paul, that's so weird and interesting. It's 35. What is 35?

And he still looks like a baby. He grows up at a different rate than other aliens. That doesn't make any sense. Yes, it does. We have the animals that, you know, a dog reaches maturity after what, like two years. Yeah. Wim well, that's just the way they can reproduce

or women can go sometimes 70, 80 years before reaching maturity. That's a good point. Exactly. Mm-hmm. All right. Everybody on their own time. And it's so cute too. That's why I hate it. That's a fuck off.

You're doing that just to piss it off. It's super good. It's got those little lines. I fuckin' as soon as I saw it, I thought, oh fuck you baby Yoda. To be fair, they have announced that they're already releasing waves and waves of baby Yoda merch. Of course there's a baby boba fat to next, a baby Chubaka. Oh God.

They're going to come to the show. So cute. Let's see, I've got Borat, Sasha Baron Cohen being a huge asshole. Really? Yeah, G was dude. What do you do? Fucking prick. Yeah, he gave a speech.

Sasha Baron Cohen of all people, I'll play a little bit of his speech for you to the to the ADL What does that stand for anti-defamation? League anti-defamation. He's Jewish, right. So what does that mean? Well, because it's the ADL's a Jewish organization So he can own yeah, okay I mean, no, I mean it makes sense that he would probably be asked to speak there. It makes sense that he's sympathetic Don't know. I'd say that's weird. That I put that together. Sean, just a little weird, a quick you were with that.

Oh, he's one of those Jews, isn't he? It is. Sean. Because what's at stand for? Like, you play dumb like you just know what it stands for. I don't know. As he does parentheses around, it's like when he reaches ADL. I thought that meant something else.

It is very weird. There we go. See if this immediately pisses you off. I have watched this. I think I might have pasted the wrong angle. The whole speech is too long to listen to. I got a lot of stats for this one. Jesus Christ. If Facebook were around in the 1930s, it would have allowed Hitler to post 30 second ads on his solution to the Jewish problem. So here's a good standard in practice. Facebook,

start fact checking political ads before you run them. Today, around the world, demagogues appeal to our worst interests. Like you're doing right now. Conspiracy theories once confined to the fringe are going mainstream. Hate crimes are surging as a murderous attacks and religious and ethnic minorities.

All this hate and violence is being considered fake. It's because of Facebook. A handful of internet crimes. That amount to and violence has been because of Facebook. It's because of Facebook. I'm full of internet comments. That amount to the greatest popular guy that has been entering. I believe that it's time for a fundamental rethink of social media and how it spreads.

Hate, it's your existence. You know how Instagram cars the Holocaust, you remember that? However. Well, it would have. It would have. Facebook delivered a major speech that not surprisingly warned against new laws

and regulations on companies like here. Yeah, nobody likes Zuckerberg today. Some of these arguments are simply, I don't know if you can like or dislike it. Oh, let's count the ways. First, Zuckerberg tried to portray this whole issue as choices around free expression. Yeah, like a whole career.

This is not about limiting anyone's free speech. This is about giving people, including some of the most reprehensible people on earth, the biggest platform in history to reach a third of the planet. Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach. Sadly, there will always be racist misogynists, anti-seemites, and child abusers.

And child abusers, that's the child abusers, is the same as racist. This is a guy who made his entire career on the backs of Americans ability to tolerate people who are retarded and bigoted and weird. And he claims that it's because that Borat was about casual racism and bigotry, the acceptance of that's what he learned. That's what he learned through all of that shit.

That the reason that was successful and he was allowed to do it was because, well, people are just casually racist. Not that someone sees a weird freak from a foreign place and just says, well, you know, that's, hey, what are you gonna do? Yeah, people are weird, people are fucked. Just let them sing his dumb song. He's the one singing about throwing Jews down the well,

now talking about how that has to be censored because when other people do it, it's hateful. And it causes extreme violence. That proved our tendency towards politeness to be like, this must be a misunderstanding. Yeah, you're a wicker weirdo. All right, well, okay, sing your dumb song. Sing your song, it's harmless to me and you'll be on. What about your wife? Yeah, I mean, okay, but let's just Sing your song, it's harmless to me and the live one. What about your wife?

Yeah, I mean, okay, but let's just get the driving last on over with, please, sir. A guy who doesn't understand the crux of his own material is now preaching about how, now that he's made billions off of it. Well, that's kind of everybody else's, just gotta stop. Yeah.

Oh yeah. I had some interesting stats where you hear on advocates of censorship seem particularly likely to overestimate the effects of media on others, the gullible, the gullible public they call them. An analysis showed that 84% of subjects perceive the mass media to have a greater impact on others, whereas 4% believed they were affected. Oh, I see. Are you affected by mass media?

Absolutely not. Are there other people? Yep, they're definitely. They're definitely. Everybody I know is fucking stupid. Oh, wow. Really? That's stupid.

Those two numbers probably come closer together. Um, 82% stated that violence on television affects others more than them while 3% considered violence on television to have a greater impact on them. Yeah, you know, I mean, this is not surprising that people answer, you know, a certain way. That big of a difference. 85 and 4. So last one here, 72% and 3% just want to fucking kill someone and want an excuse to do it.

Yeah, exactly. Oh man, it fucks me up bad. Yeah, I got really triggered by 24. He was going around killing people and I got kills of people. I'm gonna give him a lot of that. Great. Seven percent perceived pornography to have a greater influence on them.

Okay, I'm sorry, 72% estimated pornography to have an impact on others while seven percent perceived pornography to have an influence on that. Only seven percent of people recognize the pornography has affected them in some way. Yeah, right. What?

Does it have a more effect? They said, does it have a more, does it have more effect, does it have a more of effect on others or you? Yeah, it has an effect. Positive and negative. 70% has an effect on that. You can say like even, I don't know. I don't know the matter. I will put anography as effect in my life in so many ways.

All of them good. But me in the 7%. Overall, the data suggests strongly that everybody thinks they're not, everybody thinks that everybody else is stupid. Right. I guess it's not. Yeah. Isn't that everybody lives their life?

You just assume you're the smartest one on the planet. And then we've got some people have self awareness and they're like, like, I'm not the smartest guy, but I try to, you know, like, occasionally you've run into people like that, but yeah, I think, but, yeah, everybody thinks my political ideas are 100% correct. Well, it's not logic in fact. Right. And everyone else is a hysterical woman.

Right. This is, yeah. Yeah, people do, people tend to think that they are more different from other people than they actually are. It bothers me as a comedian that he doesn't, that he doesn't understand the joke of Borat was that it's playing on people's tolerance.

Not on people's racism. Yeah, nothing crazy ever happened when he would do that kind of shit. No, throw the Jew down the well. People go like, huh, okay, that's a bit odd or my sister won a blow job. Kind of like, all right, well, you know, I mean, I'm sure you've got that figured out whatever you're doing. I mean, put it yourself in some situations where like, I'm thinking of the one that was like a cage match, cage fight.

Yeah. Got everybody with dog on straight Dave. I'm straight. I'm straight. And then he starts making out with a guy and what is obviously a joke and be like, oh, you fucker. Throwing straight down there. Obviously having a good time.

Yeah. He got out of that, look at all this homophobia. Mother fucker, but I guess you can't even say, oh, the audience was homophobic. It's like, oh, the audience came there for a fight and you did a obvious joke. And they're doing what is obviously the reaction you want them to do.

You can't say they're reacting that way because they're gay It's like what is this? Yeah Something that would have never happened. It's like the people who say oh would you still vote for Trump if he shot a guy on Fifth Avenue and they go well, why did he shoot a guy like I can't believe it? Why would they ask such a thing? Well, cuz while you're saying is ridiculous. Yeah, what was his reason for why did he shoot the guy? Anyway for funsies. It was Hitler. He shot him because he was Hitler. Let me see if Nick's I mean, what makes you rage? I was just thinking a watch toy story three again. You were watching those toy story movies. Did you cry when they were gonna get insane? I do every time. I'm like a baby. I tried to I tried tried to toughen myself up. A bunch of innocent toys accepting the inevitability of death.

And the whole thing happened is they plummet into the fires of hell. Giving each other those knowing looks. Oh God. And why the fuck do they know that? Both of them look. Yeah, has this look on his face like, our time has come. That's come.

Yeah, that's it. But then I was at the end of the movie, you know, Andy like gives his toys to that little girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, shitty toys. And I was like, I was like, yeah, I was at the end of the movie, you know, Andy like gives his toys to that little girl. Yeah, yeah, shitty toys. And I was like, I was like, yeah, I'm uncomfortable with this boy and this little girl interacting. I realized society has gotten me to the point where that's right.

I don't trust any that I'll to interact with any child. That's good. That's a good thing. Is that a good thing? Change men should not be acting. Should not be allowed in the next, the next, the Toy Story.

And I'm still like, I don't think you should be talking to this kid. I know what you mean. No, don't make eye contact with kids, don't speak directly to them. You look in the other direction, you look up there. They're so tragic. It is.

The moral of the story is that he's passing out his story as the next generation. I'm like, I don't know, just something I'm comfortable about this. You need like a licensed intermediary to go like give this person over here who will stay on the sidewalk and across the street would like to bestow upon you his toys. Yeah, their parents. That's who that is. Yeah, that's the license. Well, I don't know. I think we're going to get a, you know, I think we're going to get an outside, so they can be objective about it.

And it's also weird, because it's like passing a piece of his soul down to the other, the little girl in a way. So it's also this kind of strange identity. That was right, I said, I wore this toy up my ass for seven years. And now I'm giving it to you. That scene is really awkward for some reason. And they have the mom standing right there as he's explaining his soul to the little girl.

Yeah, this is so awkward. And what is in and of itself, like a dysfunctional way to look at toys? Oh, it's so dysfunctional. You should get that any toy you ever threw out is like stuck in a landfill cry for eternity. Oh, my owner, all those toy story movies are, like kids should not watch them.

They're, they have a bad watch pornography than the toys of movies. Weird lessons about consumerism. Yeah. Love your toys like people, because when you sleep, they speak about how thankful they are that you purchase to them. And deep neuroses.

They have never analyzed first and finally deep neurosis. I never analyzed Spent money on us at the store the greatest of all get your mom to go to the store Yeah, I mean their great movies if you're an adult, but I wouldn't show them to a kid. Okay, Nick Nick Nick says he's excuse me here. I had a coworker one day. It was right when Toy Story 3 came out He's like yeah, we watched the movie and then my little girl afterward. She goes daddy. I had a coworker one day. It was right when Toy Story 3 came out. He's like, yeah, we watched the movie in the little girl afterwards. She goes, Daddy, I don't want to die. What does she think she's a toy? No, she's just, she watched Toy Story 3.

She watched Toy Story 3 and she, I don't want to die. I want to die. Yeah. And she went, Daddy, I don't want to die. I want to die. He was like, I'm cartoon. Watch, rewatch the brave little toaster. Oh, God.

You believe in that? That's a down. Yes. Oh, man. There you turn me down. They have the song about how they're useless and being crushed up into a cute. Thank you. Yeah, that traumatized me as a kid. All the cars being smashed. Yeah, this is the end of my life. Worthless. into my life. Worthless. Yeah.

There's a sequel to that movie and they never knew it. Pretty little touch through too. Yeah, they go to space. Oh, kind of jumped the shark there. I think it's on Disney Plus. I got Disney Plus. Oh yeah. How do you like it?

I get that baby Yoda whenever I want it. All the Simpsons in the wrong aspect ratio. I know, yeah, that was so ratio. Oh, that was so bad. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Who the fuck was in charge of that? Chopping on the top? No, they really, a lot of balls dropped on that launch. Oh.

Apparently they got the episodes from FX who was doing that already or whatever. And they're like, oh, on that one. That's a big plug. They're gonna fix it. Yeah. That's why I was watching Toy Story though. She's that, that Disney plug.

Yeah, so much of that shit was in 4-3, right? So it's right. Yeah. No, there's like examples of just like visual gags and it's like, yeah, joke. Can't say that. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, it's so like zoomed in. Like everybody's face is taken up the whole frame or whatever. Oh, man, I really hope that that wired guy uses some of my real big brain sophisticated quotes. You're giving some good ones? I'm talking about the perception. About an hour or a minute. People, the perception gap, people not knowing the other side and working together to understand each other.

You're really, we're laying it all. I was running for office, Sean. That's very good. I was running for a mayor of the Lollipop Guild. I didn't realize the Destiny's debates were like newsworthy enough to... I mean, well, I think that's kind of what where Nick Fuentes comes in, because these non-traditional people are taking the mantle away from traditional media sources like Ben Shapiro and who's, I don't know who's on the left. The, like the young Turks are super popular now and they're very nontraditional.

Uh, yeah. So it's, it's news, that isn't enough itself is newsworthy. But it comes with this whole slew of problems like Destiny talking about ethical child porn and incest and stuff that you just does not belong. Yeah. And they're always not know how to handle that. All these guys are off the rails. Holocaust jokes. Like, there's always something that somebody can use to discredit.

You know, it's like, it was like the guy talking about circumcision, right? Remember, the guy who gave the presentation or the doctor, whatever, and then all of a sudden, it was the Jews. Like, you know, like, he was talking about circumcision in the hard pivot. Right. We were, who are we talking to? I don't know.

That's a hard pivot for circumcision, but it wasn't. No, no, it's not, but all of a sudden it became like a, yeah, like if it's like a Jewish conspiracy theory, you thought yourself good. Yeah. Uh, been playing that death stranding. I haven't. I like it. I refuse to participate in celebrity driven video games.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't see it as like a celebrity. I don't know. Kojima just, I think Kojima just used it as an excuse to meet all these heroes. Do you like it? I like it. I understand that a lot of people aren't going to like it. I've been doing nothing but Bank and new project two stuff.

I think I'm honestly at a limit of how much I'm in to do. It's started with the site, but now it's become, I'm going to need to build a gateway that interfaces with the, it's just become a race to stay ahead of the weakest link like who can be pressured into Deplatforming you first before anybody else, and it's all got to be replaced And finance guys God bless them. They don't understand they don't know technology like I do so Got a lot of work cut out for me Sean. It seems like the number of people you're bringing on though. I think it's becoming a viable. I hope so.

You know, think worth sinking your time into. Yeah, I got to do it. I was thinking about it earlier. I'm like, you have to get some, start doing all the weird integrations that Patreon does. Yeah. That's the big thing. Yeah. Like being able to figure out rewards and- People will tell me, well, my discord doesn't work.

I'm like, man, you realize that I'm like, doing this all myself. I don't like the discord thing. I don't know if that's like, did you gotta give me a minute? Yeah, give me a minute. All right, there he is, Nick, I see him. Let me get my Nick notes that I have.

I've prepared him, oh, here they are. I put them out separately. Let me see here. Nick Fl that I have. I've prepared a... Oh, here they are. I put them out separately. Let me see here. Nick Flantese, are you there? Yes. Yes. Can you hear me? Oh, God. He has bump him up, Sean. Bump him up. A shitload. Thank you for calling in, sir.

How are you? I'm doing well. Thanks so much for having me. You're a big superstar. As I understand it, you're just weeks away from launching your ethno state. You're a fan of your... That's right, yeah. You're a fan of accuracy.

You're a fan of the grouper state rises. Yeah, you're a fan of accuracy and baking. That's also something you're known for. Oh yeah, very important to me. Very important that we get all those details, right? Right out front, starved. Do you want to tell everybody who you are and what you stand for and kind of give yourself an introduction because I suck at them?

Sure, yeah, well, Nick Fuentes, I do a YouTube show called America First every night and it's pretty self-explanatory. I'm for America First. I'm a paleoconservative, a nationalist. I think that pretty much sums it up. A lot of people like to talk about Israel or they like to talk about the free market or things like that.

I like to talk about putting America first. So I would say that that's what I'm about. That's my world view. Yeah, they do like to talk about Israel, don't they? Everybody's like, I'm Israel. I got Vito in studio who's a liberal. He wanted to come give a liberal perspective

and then shot a hero card. And then shot my audio engineer. He's as red as McCarthy. So you'll hear no complaints from him. Red as McCarthy? Yeah, that's a joke. Yes. Man, so you are a wonderkin getting under people's skin.

It's been amazing for me to watch. I love it. What's your secret? Well, I honestly don't know. I couldn't tell you, because I do feel like people get more mad at me than other people. It just doesn't end for the past four weeks. Everybody's piling on, circling the wagons around me.

I don't know. I think it's just because I tell the truth. I think maybe because I'm a Christian, you know who we're dealing with. You know they hate Christ, so maybe that is something to do with it. But there we go. That's the kind of thing that gets you in trouble. Yeah.

That's the kind of thing. Yeah, there we go. Have you found a success one of their own? One of their own is an intersegment that would hang in it. It's one of their own. It's one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the

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one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the I think you just stop caring about it. Honestly, people call me a racist, and I just sort of bypassed that by saying, yeah, you can call me that, but it just doesn't mean anything anymore.

I don't think, here's the thing is, everybody acknowledges now that that word is being used for political purposes. And so to me, once we acknowledge that, it doesn't hold any power anymore. They call everybody, they call liberals races. You know, white liberals, they say they're racist. So, okay, well, if everybody's racist, nobody's racist.

And anyway, I care about what's true, not what's, you know, sensitive or politically correct or whatever. So, I think that kind of mindset is how we move past that. I mean, you got Fuentes in your name too. That's the funny part. Like the, how Monday. And two, yeah, I's the minority, right?

So you are you are pretty much taking the momentum of the young campus conservatives, the grippers, your gripper army. You're taking it away from what you could, what you would call the conservative ink or the traditional conservative, the traditional conservative vanguards, right? Would you say that's accurate? You're speaking to young college and maybe out of college and young conservatives and giving them a platform that more accurately encapsulates what they want to see from the Republican Party. Would you say that's accurate? Yeah, totally, totally, because our vision of conservatism is much more in line with our generations, problems and concerns. And what is that? What are those concerns and problems?

So a lot of it, like, for example, is economic. Like I don't really talk so much about, or we haven't been talking about economics that much throughout the Groyper Wars, like with Turning Point USA, other questions have been mainly focused on demographics and things like that. But I think one of the best examples of why there's generational differences is on economics because one of the arguments concerning immigration was actually an economic argument. Charlie Kirk said that he was in favor of the F1 visa program.

And the F1 visa program, he said like, we should be stapling green cards to diplomas. They'll have these foreign students to come here and Charlie Kirk says, oh, we should just let them basically become citizens. I mean, green cards like right up there, it's the closest thing I think to citizenship. In any case, to me, I see that as like generational warfare

against the Zoomers, against Generations. Because of course, we're paying how much money in debt to go to school and get these advanced degrees. My tuition when I was in school was $55,000. Thank God I had a big scholarship to pay for most of that. But that's the kind of money we're spending to get advanced STEM degrees degrees or specialty, professional degrees, and they're importing people, all these free market boomers pro-immigration, expand the GDP at any cost boomers, say, yeah, bring them

on, bring over all the immigrants. And that's like the most clearist cut, that's the clearest cut example, the best example of how somebody like Charlie Kerch is just so out of touch with what our generation is dealing with. Well, you've got Jesse Lee Peterson who always says, you know, do you care about the negative effects of illegal immigration on black people? And it's just such a straightforward question. You've got kind of the other end of the spectrum where, look, you just sunk, you just sunk

arguably debt for the rest of your life into building a skill set that not only are the Silicon Valley companies actively in collaboration with each other to stop you from making money on, which is already the conclusion is, but the government, pretty well documented. Importing your competition, which is effectively, like you're getting your salary depressed at all times from all sides. And it does feel, man, if I was, I'm an engineer, I went to college for engineering. If I was doing that now, I would be terrified

about my prospects coming out of school. I hire engineers and can tell the kids, tell kids in school right now, your prospects are fucked, man. Like, you better have something other than just the code that you learn or just the science you learn because you're going to really have to plow through some cheap labor to get to make money out of school. When you say cheap labor, you mean like people working overseas or people who come over here?

H1B visas. As I don't know what those work visas that they're on. Yeah. How long do those, they just, they definitely extend them. Yeah. Yeah. So Google and those guys they just, they definitely extend them. Yeah. Yeah. So Google and those guys will hire somebody from Asia and they'll come in and just work forever.

And that's a, that's a lot of money enough of those stack up. So here's some, I got some goofy questions for you too. What can they, can they pay them less or some, or I mean like, well, the more they do that because they still have to live here, you know what I mean? They can, they pay them less because those guys, first of all, they can't negotiate and stay in the country. All of their negotiations are predicated on the fact that they have to have a job to have the visa. So they don't have the ability to walk away,

just like illegal immigrants. I say, secondly, the more of that talent you have, the less you're gonna pay for it, because there's more competition for it, you know? Yeah, you're just gonna, we have a hundred different applicants soon. Yeah, Nick, I gotta ask you. What do you mean when you say America or whatever you've said I'm not gonna quote you directly, but that America's white

America's Christian and that you're a white nationalist. Can you go over what those things mean to you? Well, I'm not a white nationalist I've never said that before Well, I'm not a white nationalist. I've never said that before. I'm not a white nationalist. Yeah, yeah, 75% white. I can't even say the words because they'll clip it. That's exactly what happened. I said, I said, I said, I said, I'm a live stream one time.

I said, well, I'm white and I'm a nationalist. I said, so I guess you could say, I'm like, you know, but but you say that and then they clip and they're like, Oh, here he is Claiming he's a white national. Sure. Yeah, those are two different things. Yeah, it's not a world for accuracy. You're gonna say, well, you know, I'm a man and I do like, you know, I do like groping.

So I guess you could say I'm a girl, right? Like you can't be accurate. Yeah, so um, but so yeah, I mean, America is, I mean, a white country. If you just think about it in terms of demographics, it's majority white now, I wouldn't say that it's gonna be a white country forever, but you know what that statement means?

It's obviously that the country's culture and up until very recently, the was European right in the sense that yeah the culture the customs the mannerisms I mean everything about the country is informed by European culture because like I said up until very recently the population was 90% European it was the founding fathers and the original colonists were English and then it was Germans that came over and then it was southern, you know, Europeans and Eastern Europeans and that's who's dictated the culture of the country. I think everything was going. And America is a Christian country for the same reason, the founding fathers and the colonists

were Christians and they set the tone in the country for 250 years and you know it's changing is obviously now that the population is less Christian and less white while we're getting different outcomes we're getting different culture we're getting different customs we're getting different standards of living that sort of match where these people originate from you know we're getting better at food and then we're thinking of saying the fucking food it is really it has come down to the food. That's it. That's the last point of diversity that anybody can say

I'm by, you know, the food, Jerry, right? The food, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess we especially feel it in LA, is it's, you gotta drive, you gotta drive for a while to not get a, not hit a taco stand around here. I love tacos, but. No shit.

It is, so can you talk a little bit more about demographics get a not hit a taco stand around here. I love tacos, but shit. No shit. It is so can you talk a little bit more about demographics because that's the thing I think it's taken out of context with you a lot where on the one side like. So what is just an observation though that you're making? It's to tell you what do you mean me or Nick? No, no, Nick. Well, as far as I was it's just because it's like, okay, we've always been so does it? I don't know if that's supposed to be extrapolated into something.

Yeah, what do you think should be done about that? I think is what Sean asked. Yes. That's just it. That's just it. I mean, everything that I say is completely descriptive and uncontroversial, right? In the sense that everything I just said would be agreed upon by even far left people that America's a European country and Christian,

now they would say that with the intention then to prescribe policies that disassemble whiteness or disassemble Christian culture. But I'm just saying descriptively, this is what's happening. What comes next, I think, is something that's a little bit more ambiguous in the sense that a lot of people say okay So if you're saying that this demographic change is happening well then what you know a lot of people say so so you're in favor of what Ethnic cleansing or you're in favor of you know something like that the extrapolated out to yeah Why why is just seeing what the demographics vote,

why does just saying that automatically mean that I'm starting to lay railroad tracks to bus people out of the country? I don't know why it automatically jumps to that every time. Exactly, exactly. And that's what I've been trying to push back on is that kind of presumption that, you know, you have all these obstacles to people

even admitting what's going on. You know, you have all these obstacles to people even admitting what's going on. You know, they want to ignore that race to exist, they want to ignore the demographic changes happening. And once you've even fought the battle and gotten them to admit, like, yes, demographic displacement is real, it's happening, it's inevitable. And then they'll jump to, oh, well, even if it is happening, well, it could lead to very evil things.

You're trying to do evil things. And it's like, whoa, we're just trying to establish the same set of facts. And what we do about that, I think, is largely the jury's kind of out on that because there aren't really a lot of good options. Now I think, and I told this to the Washington Post report of the other week, I said, all I said about demographics is that it's happening. The changes to our country as a result of it will be significant. And all of these significant changes that will take place as a result of demographic

change will not be good. Not all of them will be good. And from that, we can talk about how we're going to get along together, what kind of policies we can put in place, what kind of settlement maybe we could reach to figure out how we can have harmony on the continent. Well, I'm less than until we acknowledge that there is a problem here, that there are going to be negative consequences, that there might be instability and a lack of cohesiveness in the country.

Well, then, I mean, we can't really even begin to talk about solutions that we can't acknowledge the problem. It's like a growing pains kind of thing I could... Well it's insane to me that every time like all the examples for universal health care that people point to are like pretty much white ethno states. We'll be like oh yeah well let's see anything. Well you know we got kind of a lot we got kind of a non homhomogenous group over here. Like they've got their own population that we're dealing with, doesn't really apply over there, but still, I feel like if Nick Fuentes said,

oh, whoa, we should do what Norway does, I'm like, oh, why? Cause it's all white people. Yeah, damn it. Yeah, but I mean, like people, like anatomically, who are pretty much the same, are we not? Yeah, pretty much, I've been working on a theory that pretty much all the relations are gay.

Like women are just guys with no dick. Um, so as far as I understand it, like your interpretation or your theory or whatever you want to call it is that. Let's call it a manifesto. A manifesto, yeah, that it. That's always good. The message is that you're with very mentally stable individuals. Yeah, I'm no trouble talking about history at all.

Let's call it a struggle. America, you believe, is fundamentally a European Christian nation, which I think most people would agree with. Yeah. And then you're focused on finding a way to maintain that. Is that your interest? Like you think immigration threatens America's continued existence as a Christian European state? Well, we are trying to preserve the character of the country

that we have known, or at least that I've known or my parents have known and so on. And the question is, again, we're asking questions. We're not trying to say, it should be this way. I've got a plan. And that's when people start to attribute sinister motivations or something. I want to preserve my way of life.

And the question is, how do I and people that are like-minded preserve our way of life and the historic American nation, as we call it, when all these demographic changes are happening, because the problem is this. People like to say this a lot, they say, well, they pretend in other words that this is not affecting people or that if it is affecting you, that you've got a choice in the matter. But if you look across the board, this kind of diversity stuff is being forced upon us. There was some regulation during the Obama administration from health and human... No, I think it was hot.

It was housing and urban development. It was something to the effect that if your city or your town was less than, rather more than 50% white, they were going gonna start putting in section 8 housing. And so it's like these kinds of regulations that are forcing, they're forcing the demographic change in areas, it's making it so that like, we really have no say in the matter. If I wanna live a certain lifestyle or have a certain kind of community or preserve a certain custom

or whatever, we can't do that. We're being chased everywhere we are. And so the question becomes, how can we? And then that's just it. How do we all get along together? How are we going to accommodate the people that are already going to be here and they're not going anywhere?

But also, how do we make it so that the Native Americans, we, I don't think, I think I like to call the others American Indians. We're the Native Americans. How do we preserve a way of life? We're the Native Americans. Whatever. I was that. Yeah.

And it's like also how much is done to just maintain power? Because everybody keeps saying demographics. You're really talking about race. And it's people, it's race's vote statistically, similarly. Right? Like that's a thing that's one of those things that you can't talk about. Like we said at the beginning of the show, the buyer's remorse for the transition surgery

is something you cannot talk about. And that race is vote statistically, statistically differently than others is something you cannot talk about. How much of the forced, how much of forced diversity and immigration is just for the statistical, just for the people they vote for to maintain power, like to turn Texas blue or to turn California blue. Do you know what I'm saying, Sean? Oh, yeah.

That's just something that you can't talk about. Yeah, I mean, I have heard it talked about over several elections, like who, you know, but not as an in-depth thing, but yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, this white anxiety is very real in a sense that obviously We look at non-whites the vast majority of them vote Democrat, you know, it's no secret Just look at the 2016 election 90% of the people that voted for Donald Trump or white You know, what does that tell you? I'd like it was 98% or 98 93% of blacks voted for Clinton and it was something like 75% of Asians and 70% of Hispanics. So it's clearly a racialized partisan politics where formerly it might have been about ideology.

Now as you have real multiracialism, the cleavage of sort of fought the two parties is race and ethnicity. And when you hear Democrats talking so militantly about the white privilege and racism and white supremacy and so on, will the question becomes, once these people are in the majority, once whites are in the minority and non-whites are in the majority, and if they're all voting a certain way, and their party is militant and aggressive and it seems like they hate us, what's the second to look like for white people? There know there is an anxiety about this that you know if politics becomes this You know, it's a headcount with you know who has more people and whoever has more people just dominates the other side Well, I think we're kind of in the right to be a little bit concerned about that future

I don't think non-whites will be as benevolent to us as we have been to them in recent years. I don't know about that. I'm thinking we're talking, we're talking, whatever you want now, you can identify whatever you want. So you want one from my have is, you know, I think people who grow up in America, I mean, when you're talking about somebody who's just come over from Mexico. Look, we can all agree that women shouldn't vote, right? I mean, yeah, that's two.

Okay. All right. Let's get that out of there vote, right? I mean, yeah, that's two. Okay, all right. Let's just get that out of there. I thought that was the ultimate goal of this show. It was a not just a repeat in the 20s, 29-demand women's suffrage. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna undo it. I'm done with the game.

As far as like people I've met though, if you grow up in America, I think you become American, you know, and you have the same kind of... But what is American? Like a ultra liberal, my mom doesn't believe, and you have the same kind of, but what is American? Like a ultra liberal, my mom doesn't believe that I should have the knowledge to go to home depot and make a gun. That's her America.

Like that's her, you know, that's what she's worried about. Everybody's version of America is like in their heart. How could you say? But you're saying, but you're Mexican and she's Mexican. She's white. Oh, she's the white side. Yeah, she's white. So she wants to be as powerless as possible. She's white. Oh, she's the white side. She's white. So she wants to be as powerless as possible.

She wants the white being and that means the white people are bad. And you want more people who, uh, that means you can't trust the whites to vote correctly anyway. Yeah. I think that, you know, you could have two different Mexican people and one of them loves guns. The other one might not, you know, I don't think that you can really predict like, do you think the stats matter?

Which stats? Like stats that say, um, uh, uh, Mexicans vote like 65% Democrat. I mean, because then I think that's more, I think that's more of a party policy problem. Yeah. Like that's more like who they're marketing towards. Oh, yeah. I think, you know, black, uh, or black communities or whatever, uh, minority communities have been kind of catered to by the Democrats.

You know, I think the Republicans have really fought for those votes. Well, and if it's much, well, no, they gave them up. Right. They gave them up. Republicans basically said we got all the white guys. So we're fine. Yeah. Yeah.

There's so many of today's Republicans that were just Southern Democrats 60 and 70 years ago. That's a fact. Nick, what do you think about that? Do you think that all the demographics can be, can be swayed with selling, with paying people to vote for what you want them to vote for? I guess. I don't think they're persuadable. And that's really the crux of it is, you know, maybe it wouldn't be that bad if it's like, well, well, they just happened to have voted for the Democrats in these insane margins.

But let me ask this, do you think women can be swayed? Like women in more liberal, do you think women can be swayed to be more conservative? Yeah, I've known some that have definitely changed some of my enlarged, you think? Okay, I don't know by and large. I'm talking about women just vote however their husband votes. Whoever's got the long term, that's not the, you get two votes if you're married. Um, let's see, do you want to, do you want to talk about cookies? Nick probably not.

I had a flat piece. Yeah. Have you heard of the flat holocaust theory? Oh, this is going to be great. Oh, yeah. There's, there's a flat mode, the flat earth theory and holocaust deniers. They're getting together. It's the flat holocaust.

Do you never heard that? No, this is wonderful. I am. I believe that the holocaust did happen, they're getting together. It's the flat Holocaust. Do you never heard that? No, this is wonderful. I believe that the Holocaust did happen, but everyone was flat. Yeah, well, the camps were flat. That's why they didn't have to dig very far because they're all flat. All the pictures, think about it. All the pictures you've seen of the Holocaust, they're all flat. That's true. Right. They're really makes it better. I don't know. I think that's a worse joke I've ever heard.

I think that's a worse joke I've ever heard. I think that's a worse joke. I think that's a worse joke. I think that's a worse joke. I think that's a worse joke. I think that's a worse joke. I think that's a worse joke. I think that's a worse joke.

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what you're talking about for a little bit. What was it like? It's the thing that really bothers me about, and I guess I wanted to hear your take on this, the thing that's always bothered me about the Holocaust, and the, so the reason people are picking on it, is because the number, the six million number, will start short-circating people's brains,

and they get real defensive, right? If people joke about it. And that's when we're talking about the joke. It is because they know that the number, the number is like the five out of four dentist line. Like that's all you need for the sale. It's this many people, but the five. Four out of five dentists prefer this toothpaste, like six million people.

There's other ones that one's not bad. And the other was like, um, it is, but it's the subtle nuance of the, the gradual and legal and, um, democratic building of a fascist dictatorship that is the real frightening part of the Holocaust that we need to be vigilant against that gets ignored in exchange for the sensationalism of the number and the atras like as far as I'm concerned. As soon as your stars went on, that was it. Everything else was a foregone conclusion. As soon as a cop came up to your house and put a star that says, jutein on you, that's

it. Oh, that's the end of the fucking world. Like everything else has happened before that even. I mean, yes, that was like the first, you know, the first time you actually saw like a physical manifestation of it probably or maybe, you know, maybe it happened before that even. I mean, yes, that was like the first, you know, the first time you actually saw like a physical manifestation of it probably or maybe, you know, maybe it happened before, but you have to realize I can't remember, I want to say, I can't remember who said it, but the terms of the World War I surrender were so draconian. It's another one.

And basically said this treaty is, we're basically signing the next world. What's going to cause the next world war? Yeah. I don't know if you want to talk about this. Is it a treaty of Versailles? Was it Versailles? It's not Paris or no. No, I don't know.

It was the Paris piece of chords, but it was a treaty of Versailles. Yes. Okay. Good. But yeah, it was, yeah, it was like, it was, Germany was decimated. I mean, there was land taken. They had to pay for the cost of the war. They was raped.

Horses raped. Horses raped in the streets. Big problem. All that horse rape. And it was, look, you never see that in the book. You tell someone who's gonna give them their pride back and that here's a group to blame and this kind of stuff. It's like, it seems fantastic, but it wasn't that long ago.

I mean, this is people are looking for an answer. It was all legal, that was my point. Nick, what do you think about that? Any of it? I don't know, it always comes up. It always comes up. It just seems worth mentioning. You even talk about the Holocaust period.

Yeah. It's just so stupid. You know, I mean, Holocaust and I are like, what does that even mean? People are going to all of a sudden pretend to care about that. Like, it's just so funny to me. He person would be like, oh, that guy isn't he like a Holocaust and I. Yeah. All that means, you know, people say, oh, he did I's the Holocaust. And I would say even denies pretty strong, pretty loaded word, but all means is you have questions or doubts or skepticism about a historical event.

Do we treat anything else that way? You know, I mean, there are competing theories about a lot of things about the Cuban Missile Crisis, you know, or about Jim Crow or about slavery or I mean, everybody's got a different theory. The JFK assassination, I'm 11, you know? Do we say that if somebody doesn't believe that that's Titanic got some fine iceberg that you're like an iceberg, an iron, like, yeah,

you can have a jam. But you're not denying that. I'm denying the worst part, see there. No one denies, like the, I mean, no one denies the fashion, no one denies the fascism part. No one denies the violation of symbol liberties part. No, I don't, well, I've seen some people who do that. I'm the government get out of your house. Nobody denies that. I'm the government get out of your house. Hi, hi, I'm here. I'm the government. Get the fuck out

of your house. Yeah. We've gone to jail. Yeah. Well, the problem is historically like some of the people who have, you know, questioned the numbers have been associated with, you know, neo-Nazism and other things. Well, yeah. Yeah. Like, so unfortunately, when you make those jokes, like who's the British guy? You know, who's the British guy who was the historian? He was, he had something to do with the,

the Hitler diaries. Yes, thank you. Yeah. But even worse, and here's an interesting note about David Irving, not to defend him, but David Irving was like one of the world's renowned historians on World War Two, period. Like one of the top four World War Two experts.

He was respected in his early days. Yeah. He was respected in the early days. Yeah, so I mean, this guy has like major credibility and, you know, all of this is to say, I think people are making a big deal over nothing and my case I wasn't even engaging in like serious. It was not a serious academic You know question about well. I don't know it was clearly Silly my show's not about the Holocaust my show's about you know

Neither is this I'm disappointed. I was excited. Okay, can I ask you about your, can I ask you about your Christianness too? Cause I want to know all about this, not until marriage, shit that you're always talking about. We'll see you on the outlet. You're 21. That seems like you could do it at 20,

with no sex until marriage. Do you jerk off too? You're not? No, no, we can't do that. Wait, are you Catholic? You're Catholic? You're not only a jerk off? Is that a thing?

No, I'm a Catholic? You're wasting good Catholics. No, jerking off. How do you survive, man? That is, I could not live like that. I know. One of these thoughts are running rampant. What do you do? I don't want to go to hell.

You don't want to go to hell. You're not going to go to hell. You just tell them you feel bad about it. Wait, wait, wait. What do you do when you have these impulses? How do you control yourself? It's got to do something else. You've got to just got to try your best

to find something else to occupy your attention. How many languages do you know? Yeah. How many instruments do you play? How many instruments do you play? Is that mean? I mean, like, just you got to do something. So it's like, it's a business. I would give me? I mean, like, just you gotta do something.

So it's like, it was a busy day. I would give me five extra orders of eight. And do some physical, if not for Masterbish, just put it that way. You mean your forearms are both the same size? Yeah, yeah, there are, yeah, about even. You're not worried that that's gonna like make you wanna get married immediately today, just to cure it.

Yeah, or the first, the embass that comes along and you go, yes, fine. No, not really. I mean, I don't know. Maybe I just am a lower time preference person than a lot of other people. I don't mean that is like a dig or anything, but just it's never, that's never really been like my priority or my focus. Obviously, I'm a man. So I have the same impulses as anybody does, but I'm a serious and

focused person. I'm fixated on my work, what I'm trying to do, and I understand also that there has to be some sacrifice there, obviously. What are you trying to do? What's your end goal? I don't know if it's to say that there's a singular endpoint but you know we're obviously trying to do we're trying to change the world we're trying to reverse what's happening to the country i don't know how successfully are what the

options are but i mean we are really trying to rise up and uh... and save i'd like not to sound like melodramatic yourself right now go away the country start pounding on the the desk and say what you know safe. I had that's a sound like melodramatic yourself right? Go away. Go away. Start pounding on the desk and say, well, you can't even take another. No, not that. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, she's time the world. Yeah. Yeah. One thing.

I want to ask actually is a because you are a very devoted, you said Catholic or Christian. Catholic. Yeah. The original Christians. Yeah. So you, and you kind of, I think one issue you had with Charlie Kirk was that he had kind of, he had done what like a photo thing

with like a drag queen. Was it, am I, I'm just saying Michael Nulls. That was Michael Nulls. Because you don't, it was totally him. You basically, you don't think that homosexuality kind of, I mean, you think of it as a sin, right? As a classic Catholic.

Yeah, yeah, it's just sin. You can write hell. Sean, you're going to hell. Damn it. I mean, on the show. I mean, on the show. So you see, you see like the current like acceptance of, you know, kind of homosexuality in the media

and everything else is a problem. Moral degradation. You have the moral degradation of the country. If I understand that, I guess that's that would be. You're not watching a religious person. Yeah, you're not watching RuPaul's Drag Race then. No, and I the drag queen thing to me is the most repulsive manifestation of it. I don't know how people get along with that.

It's horrible to me. Drag queens. Why? Where's the war? Yeah, they're just, I don't know how people get along with that. It's horrible to me. Drag queens why? There are no words. There are no words. Yeah, they're just, I don't know what it is about it, but to me, that is probably the just the most disgusting, like perverse manifestation of it. I've never found it like funny or entertaining. I just think it's like weird and gross. That's why the lady Maga thinks set me up because it's like, you know, they keep bringing up Peter Teal who is homosexual and in his case and here's somebody who is obviously a very successful

person. He's also very discreet about his sexuality. I don't even think he was open until the press. He's one of the good ones. He's one of the good ones. He's one of the good ones. He's the perfect example. You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him?

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You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all say him? You all, you know, all marriage, that was all marriages is sin.

Yeah, but go back to the original Bible. That's what it says. God specifically says don't was gay marriage like a big turning point for America's morality? Um, I don't, I don't know if to, if it's safe to say that that. I mean, that's maybe more of like an historical question of when was the moment. But I mean, yeah, I think that was part of advancing the LGBT agenda, the normalization of deviancy. You know, I think that was maybe like the beginning of the end, so to speak. It was after that, the way got all this transgender stuff.

And I think you really went into like warp speed, so to speak, towards progressive to generate type stuff. Well, towards progressive degenerate type stuff. Well, it's a change in morality, and I know you're on the side that it's a degradation of that morality, but there are people arguing on the other side that it's actually morally good. It's more accepted. It's treating people more the same. What about filling up your balls with saline?

Is that okay? That's not okay. Any religion, any free, any okay? That's not okay. Any religion any free. Any ethnicity. No, even even if a guy what if a guy that remember that guy that wrote in a couple weeks ago? What if a guy would prefer a woman, but he only has only a guy is down to mess around with him. Is that still gay? I don't yeah.

Obviously. That's definitely a situation where it's like, well, there's no women around. Yes, I've never heard of that. When you go to prison, you'll figure that. When they throw you in prison for eight times. Okay, all right, let me, you've been very generous with your time.

Can I just ask you a couple more questions. When you, when you pee, do you go through your fly or do you go over the waistband? I go over the waistband. God damn it. All right. And what makes you are? Why is the fly there man?

The fly is there for your baby. It's a mess with that. It's just like it's very complicated. Is that too gay? Simple. Let's just throw it over. Too much like sex you're putting it through a hole. Yeah, that's going to stride not to jerk off.

He's got to handle his penis as little as possible. That's a good idea. If it ain't the time, I mean, he could kill a crowd. And navigate it through that hole. He doesn't want to take it. He doesn't want to take it. He doesn't go outside with it's windy. You know, I mean, like a homer sense,

his gloves in there. All right, let me just, and I guess lastly, what makes you a rage? What makes me rage? Yeah, what makes you a rage? Doesn't me rage? Yeah, what makes you a rage? Doesn't have to be political. Usually people do stupid shit. So, honestly, that's a lot of things. Like the other day, I was eating with somebody.

And after he was done eating, he slurped his fingers. You know when people, Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the greatest thing that I just haven't gotten over. That was like two days ago And I'm still like why did he why did you have to do that? You know, so that kind of shit Sounds was your big guy was you a feck a?

We got it. No, he's actually a little more thick. I figure No, that's the best feeling when you're alone by yourself eating white cheddar popcorn and nobody's around and you can do whatever you want. You can lay into that finger goo. We scrape it all. We scrape it all up on your teeth. He comes up here. That big fucking gum drop of that shit. All right. Now you anything to say if you don't, to Nick?

Uh, thank you. Stay away from my porn. No. No. When you guys are in power again, stay the fuck away from my pornography. I need to blast it down on that bed because I don't know your nocturnal emissions. You're a huge hit. I love you doing the no no jerking off no sex thing before.

I mean, could you do that? If you believe in God, could you do that? I'm not sure. I would say I'm sorry. Got every night. I do. I want to say I like I admire, I admire the walking the walk. You know, that's what you believe.

Yeah, you know, that's if anybody, if anybody's going to stand up to Islam, yeah, that guy over there, he doesn't, he doesn't be a mom. Yeah, religious devotion. I suddenly understand the crusades. All right, Nick, thank you so much for calling him in. Oh, oh, thank you. It for calling it, man. Oh, thank you. It's fun. Plug your stuff, please.

Yeah, sure. So you can find me on YouTube. It's America First with Nicholas J. Flenches. This is the channel, and I'm on Twitter at NickJFlenches. Okay. America First, NickJFlenches. See you, buddy. All right, thanks so much.

Bye, bye. That was nice of him calling in on the Sabbath, wasn't it? Did you get all your questions, Anne? What did you think? What did you think about the... I mean, he answered stuff. I answered him. You know?

I didn't get a... I'm a little, yeah, kind of unclear on like, what's the goal or how far, I mean, is he just kind of put in a political commentator and he wants to, now it's not. No, I mean, yes, but like he's like asking questions, like what are you supposed to do with them? I mean, it's, yeah, I don't know.

I mean, the religious background makes, that he's a very devout Catholic makes a lot of sense to me. Yeah. And how he kind of sees things, I think, I mean, like in how he, how he's, his morals, his values. He's like a Trump guy though, right? Cause I think of Trump as like the worst possible religious.

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, religious guy, you're not gonna look at the infidelity king or whatever he is. Yeah, but you also gotta forgive everybody. Okay. That's what Jesus would probably do. It's like this is biggest weakness. But it's like forgiveness. It's like Gandhi said, I love your Christ, it's your Christians I have a problem with.

It's a lot of forgiving. I just don't trust religions to run governments. You know what I'm saying? No, no, no. I'm all about personal freedom, Mary, whoever you want. So it takes like nah. No, no, no. I don't think the government should be on marriage at all.

I don't think they should have anything to do with it. It's like an original sin of their until license it. How do you handle stuff like putting people on your health insurance and stuff? Contract. The same way companies handle it. So I can put in. So contract.

Whatever you want to do man, that's between you and your provider. But you get to make just one contract with one person. Whoa, that's called an LLC. We already use boilerplate contracts in a lot of areas in life. We've got click to agree to these fucking terms everywhere. Like people pretend marriage couldn't be like that,

but it's totally good. You know what I mean? It's complicated. Somebody named just a bone. The bone says 14 years of Catholic schooling. It didn't stick. It didn't stick. No.

Oh yeah. I got, you know, uncles and cousins and stuff have grew up in Catholic school and all that kind of stuff. And they're like, man, the fucking nuns, you're fucked us up. I went to Catholic school for one year. Did you parents sent me to a Catholic school? Yeah. I went to Catholic school for one year. Did you parents sent me to a Catholic school? Yeah, I went to Christian school for four years. And the only thing I can remember is,

I can remember like weird assemblies where they were trying to teach you weird, weird morality about self-sacrifice that was counterintuitive. Yeah, it was like, oh, no, I'm sure. That was the method. Yeah, I went to Christian camp and the dog throwing up spaghetti. Yeah, they're saying I'm dropping spaghetti.

I don't I still one guy saying that. I say they. Yeah, one guy saying it. Oh, and drag queens are fun. Well, you know, I disagree with that. Obviously, that's the degradation of America. You've seen drag queens. I've I've worn drag.

Oh, yeah, I went to I've done the girl Gremlin. I've went to my sister's engagement party as free to call. It's it's there. It was gross though. Whatever. Oh, well, no. Sure. Sure. Well, it's uncomfortable. All right. Here's let me get some comments. This is from Zess. So me Chinese, this no joke. I just drank pee thinking it was Diet Coke. Well, I've been pissing in bottles while driving for a while. A couple of weeks ago, I started using my empty diet coke cans and using the tab flipped up as a guide. What?

Like perfect system, Sean. I would have to put that to the back. No way. Nothing could possibly go wrong there. And also, you would overflow that thing. Yeah. You think he's lying? No, I don't think he's lying. I'm denying his piss story.. Yeah. You think he's lying? No, I don't think he's lying.

I'm denying his piss story. No, I just think he's not thinking things through. This was a mistake. Yes, well thank you. I was excited to find a half-drink diet coke in my car just now. How old do you think it was, too? Would you just go like, oh, there's diet coke in there? It could be from two weeks ago, but I'm good.

Man, a diet coke doesn't stay good from the start of the drink to the end. As you get three quarters of the way down, it's dog shit. They get flat, I'm going to throw it away. I figured I opened it on my way to work and would just finish it now. I was wrong, it was piss, my own piss. It wasn't just a sip either.

I had a triumphant mouthful that I had to open my door and spit out at an intersection. I drank a lot of coffee yesterday and definitely tasted it. Oh God. Yeah, that's a bad one. That's you know, I mean you really you really set yourself up for that one, though, buddy. L this is from L L L. Lama. Oh no wait, let me see here. That's that was that was comments. Um, is this one funny? Uh, tell me if this is funny. This is, this is a flat holocaust joke because I like to that. I think that's, I think I've got legs. What do you mean, flat holocaust? Well, it happened, but I was a flat author, but now I'm a flat holicuss and I are,

what does that mean exactly? And maybe that cookie jogger, like, because they were all flat. That's why. Hey, Dick, big fan of your podcast. It's the best. I don't know how you get requests for advice, thought I would try emailing. My roommate and I are parting ways

after I gave him an ultimatum. Admit he sucks at chess, prove he is good at it, or move the fuck out. That is a perfectly reasonable thing to break up a relationship over. I think guys, nothing like that. You fuck the other guy's girlfriend or anything like that. Really important shit like

which you get at chess or not. Or admit that you suck at it or prove that you're good at it. This is a long convoluted story for another time. But he's pretended that he's good. Okay, once I realized he was full of shit all the time about everything, I started thinking back over all the bullshit

in the last year he has lived with me. Last August, he had what I called a Canadian girlfriend. He has both real girlfriends in the Canadian ones. The real ones tend to be missing teeth and looking for shelter after cocaine, meth benders. Oh geez. Meanwhile, the Canadian ones also have the models. They're very attractive. Yeah, sure. This is a roommate situation. And never stick around to meet me. They hypothetically come to the house while I'm at work. I didn't

realize that he was going on and on about pretend people until recently. God. Last August, he was dating Shar. I used the name he gave me since I assumed she is not a real person. He said, Sharr had a friend that wanted to date me and that she was very good looking. It turned out that his friend Chris also the name he gave and I assume isn't a real person, used our restroom and decided that she didn't want to date me after all.

I asked my roommate if he had thought to clean up the place before he let her in and he said, I don't know, that he just does the kitchen and I typically clean the bed. I'm trying to get to the point here after, oh yeah, he would complain that Char had come over and invited him, but that's all fun. It's the Chessie house a problem with. I realize now that and probably none of these women were real and that he was trying to get me to clean up the house.

That's pretty good. Genius. Uh, is there, there's an unwritten contract among men where they don't fuck each other over like, no, there's not. It's definitely not. So my, this girl, my, my girlfriend's friend wanted to date you, but then she saw this house and it wasn't very clean. So what advice does he want? I don't know.

I imagine what to do about. I heard a thing recently where a person was matching up with the roommate on like this house and it wasn't very clean. So he said, What advice does he want? I don't know. I imagine what to do about. I heard a thing recently where a person was matching up with the roommate on like tender and setting updates, specifically to get the roommate to clean the house. That's a really, really. Yeah, yeah. It was like really hot chicks like,

Oh yeah, I'll come over. I'm gonna have a hot chick coming over. Spotless. Yeah, yeah. The house is gonna be spotless. And then he'd ghost on him. Pretty good. Fuck you, keep happening.

I found the whole house. Yeah, you sure did, idiot. Pretty good. That sucks, man. That's good. That is good. That is good. Help me bang this chick.

Feel free to read this on the show. So there's this girl in my work that I really want to bang. She's got a weird face, but she's really thick and has huge cans. What she likes, right? I'm so, I guess. Like stick bang. She's got a weird face, but she's really thick and has huge cans. What she likes, I guess. Like stick girls. Here's the problem. Like most people at my factory job, she's an immigrant and doesn't speak English. I really think she'd be down for it. I just don't know how to get a girl back to my place. If I can't talk to her, thanks man. She's got a little mermaid situation. But she must understand a little and situation. Well, she, yeah, but she must, she must understand,

she must understand, she must understand a little and speak a little. I would think, I mean, why have you ever talked to people at work? They don't know what the fuck they're talking, even the ones who speak English don't make any sense. Oh, yeah, but they'll know if you go make the sex. Yes, slap. Yeah, just use emojis, man, that's what they're there, that's what they're there for sure, the eggplant, the perfect relationship. You don't even speak to each other. You just text each other emojis all day.

House, eggplant, peach. There's gotta be, there's gotta be some kind of basic communication. They're there. I mean, there's gotta be somebody at his work who could translate, right? Oh, no, because then they're, you don't know, they're gonna fuck you up. They're gonna fuck you over. Yeah. Get one of those Google translate apps, right? Don't they have that now?

You just speak into it or something? I think that'd take the magic out of it. There's nothing magical about it. It's a filthy animal act. I think it's not pretending otherwise. Millennial Mad, hey Dickenshaw, long time listeners since Biggest Problem had something strange happened to me

and I hope you could help. I got married back in October to the greatest can situation I've encountered in my life. Wow, 36 triple D, oh my God. I've known my wife for 10 years and actually lost my virginity to her back then before we split up and we went our separate ways for six years or so.

After two years ago, about two years ago, I decided to try antidepressants and had a horrible experience trying three different kinds. Nearly punching my ticket to Greenland before getting off the meds entirely. Ever since getting off of them a year ago, my quality of life has improved immensely. However, I find my sex drive to be non-existent. Do you think maybe Nick has a non-existent sex drive? That's how he's able to not beat off?

Well, I don't know. I mean, it's a spectrum. Like you're, you know, like a lot of people. I was looking into, you know, there's like three types of orgasm. What? That's like, which ones have I been having? Do you shoot, come, like, out?

No, I suck it in. I think yours goes back and forth. I'm fine. When I come, when I orgasm, come shoots come through the front door. So sometimes. So, you guys, I orgasm, come shoots comes through the front door. Some guys, they orgasm, and it just kind of dribbles out. And they say that, you know, it's some percentage of guys,

and it's the least fulfilling orgasm. Really? And I was like, those are the guys who are probably getting shit done. The dribblers. What's the third kind? The third kind is like, you know, you shoot it across the room.

What's the first kind of in my head? I have the first kind is regular. No, you shoot it across the room. What's the first kind of in my head? The first kind is regular? No, you're just type zero, buddy. Type one is just kind of like dribbles out, trickles. Yeah. Type two is like a medium shot. Type three is like a long kick. Oh.

Yeah. Like how far you shoot. And then the farther you shoot, supposedly the better it feels. They really got to have a penis Olympics. I would watch that sport. Yeah. Like who can shoot the farthest from every country? There's got to be a way to like train your muscles.

Pussing contests. Yeah. I don't know, man. I thought everybody had all those different kinds. Apparently, I'm not tired of you. No, apparently some guys only are dribblers. I found this out today. I guess some guys can't bench press, right?

That's a muscle, that's a muscle down there. Yeah. They said it doesn't matter for getting somebody pregnant. It just leaves the, it just kind of oozes out. I was like, oh, that's interesting. At first, it was just occasionally, but recently it's become much more consistent. I have the desire, but when it comes to initiating the act,

I leap to the other end of the spectrum and forget how. What? Yeah, I'm hoping you might have some advice as to how I get back to my old commanding confidence self and leave this spaghetti behind. If it matters, I'm 28 stuck in construction, which I enjoyed five years ago, but I'm miserable now. Well, that's probably, I think we found the reason. I think we've identified the problem, man. For a guy, it is so fucking important, like work. Your work, how productive you are, what you're bringing home,

that kind of stuff, man, that will, that will inform so many things in your life, including that. Yeah, I take Chase pamphlets and I put them on the back of 80s girls head. That's how I'm able to have such sexual prowess and ferocity. That is, so you've got to find, because that's my job. Very well done, joke. You've got to, thank you. Yeah, you've got to get a new job, man.

Yeah, do it. It's, sometimes it is that simple. Get drunk, this is what you do. Get drunk, go to bar, pretend like someone has insulted you're the honor of your woman, get in a little nipple rub off with him. Go home and fuck her. That's been working since the dawn of time.

Give it a shot, Vito, you got any tips? This is actually good advice though. That's good advice. This is actually good advice, go get a job. Oh, you that too. I'm getting a fight. Get in a road rage. Incident this fucking bitch. So you're gonna kill you. He's saying he's having trouble for farming.

What is it? What is it? He doesn't have any confidence. He doesn't have any confidence. I just want to eat the woman. Yeah, with his woman. Is he married? Yes. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. Building up confidence. Yep. Uh-huh. Yeah, I do think it comes down to us? Yes. Right? Yeah. Building up confidence. Yep. Uh-huh. Yeah, I do think it comes down to the job thing. Like knowing you're the master of your world that you're on top of things.

Yeah. Oh, it does. If you're feeling like a piece of shit who's getting kicked around. Yeah. You come home, you're like, I don't even deserve to conquer this. You know what?

Would help? Uh, get, dress her up like your boss at work. Yeah. And then fuck her like, like if your boss has a mustache, she's gonna put a little construction hat on her, and a mustache and some overalls. Get some screw guns in the bedroom. Two little bells.

Then you're fucking your boss. Or see if you can fuck your boss's wife because then you're in charge. That's true. That's good advice also. Then you go to work and he doesn't know. All right, we've gone through his boss. We've gone on for an incredibly long time. Let's do some voice mails.

Oh God, I've got monkey Jones turning on a stereo, too. Do you want to hear that, Sean? Does that interest you at all? Well, yeah, it does. I mean, what the reluck? It does. Well, no, you know, a stereo, I'm not thrilled that, you know, I wish things hadn't happened with him, you know, in serious, I'm not thrilled that, you know, I wish, I wish things hadn't happened

with him, you know, in the show and stuff. I don't, you know, it just, it is. It's like you're interested though. Yes, I'm interested. I am interested. Dick is gleeful. He's like, yeah, yeah, I feel bad too. Whatever. It's just so funny. I just, yeah, it's so funny. I mean, I really enjoyed a stereo. There's a lot of, there's a lot to, there's a lot to, to like to enjoy. That's why it bothered me a lot. The one talked about how he invoiced all that shit to spite me. Yeah, I don't know if he's telling the truth or not. I mean, it sounds, yeah, it's one of those things right now. If he, if he did, that's like, oh, that's fucked up. I thought the first time around it happened, I thought that the yogurt at home was fucked

and that the luxury Uber to the airport was fucked, like a little bit fucked, but now I'm looking at the whole thing, like, oh, was the whole thing like that? Like was the whole thing a bitter invoice? I guess the same thing was it again. $700. For how many nights?

Two. Because of the Chicago show. And he was saying that you didn't fulfill your end of whatever agreement you had. I never heard anything about that. Well, that's, yeah, I think so. I don't know, man, 700 bucks. I could see it being reasonable. It was just the yogurt that I had a problem. Right. I don't think like the whole thing was a grift. Okay. He had to get there, right? You think one from New York to Chicago, $700? It's probably like $300 on trip, right? Yeah.

It depends when you book. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Yeah, if he's book in last minute. Here's Momki, yeah. He seemed a tad bit gas lighty. He's talking about the, he's talking about, um, uh, when a serios called monkey Jones at like an alt-right. Yeah.

And he got all his opinions from, uh, forchan, because monkey didn't like that girl power scene and the Avengers. And then they had that big fight and they really have a big fight over that. Yes. Yes. That's like the Ashows series lost his mind and everyone said, why would you call him, why would you call him, oh right, like do you know that has a, that has word has a lot of consequences for people. Yeah.

All right. How are you doing that? Usually me, yeah. Uh, rewind it a little bit. That's with me anymore. When I have a comeback and I'm back in man motivated by success. I think that's safe to say. He's not a man motivated by success. Also, just behind the scenes, he's probably the real crime point.

Real crime in all this is the music. He seemed, and I hate to say this. He seemed a tad bit, um, gaslighty. If he wants something from you to uphold his public reputation, he will pull out all the stops to manipulate you and treat you like fucking shit. When people were giving him shit because he called me a Nazi on a podcast, he essentially

blackmailed me on Discord into tweeting out saying he didn't call me a Nazi. I do it. Even though he literally did. And he forced me to post a tweet that I didn't want to fucking post just so he could retweet it and prove that he didn't call me a Nazi even though you could listen to the podcast and he fucking did. So I can see Tear for Cuck. Fuck him. See Tear. So he can see Tear for Cuck, fuck him.

See Tear. So he's ranking everybody in his life. He can actually have a popular show. But he said no, so fuck him, I don't give a shit. Nerd city S Tear for some. Oh, I got the same text from Mysterios because I told him he was out of line for calling

Mumpke a Nazi, open on that podcast. And he sent me a text saying that he was really trying to be my friend, but I made it hard to be my, I made it hard for him to be my friend when I put him on blast on Twitter. And I said, well, if you don't like the heat, stay the fuck off of Twitter. And that was what I just say on Twitter. I said, I literally say about Mumpke. You're out of line calling on that. Yeah, you don't like the heat, stay the fuck off of Twitter. And that was, what did you say on Twitter? I was like, I said, I literally say about Momke, you're out of line calling me like that.

Yeah, you shouldn't have said that. And I got that. I can only imagine how that text would have looked to someone he wasn't afraid of, like Momke. Right, right. What I mean. Well, that's the weird thing is that like, I do feel bad for Momke,

because he, he's a damaged individual. It seems like he's easy. I'm like looking at him like, yeah, I can take advantage of this kid. I can buy him at the end of bars, something, you know? So I just imagine if somebody really wanted to fuck with that guy, like, yeah, it would probably be pretty easy.

Yeah. All right, everybody, this is the Dixie. Bito, what do you wanna plug your stuff? Plug your stuff in. YouTube.com slash Vito. And you can check out my card game, enemyweapon at enemyWeapon.com, get yourself a copy for the holidays.

Fantastic. Sean, do you have anything you'd like to plug? No, I have nothing to plug. Oh, that's the shame. One day, one day. Someday. There's been the Dick Shell. I'm gonna see if Munky will come on and tell you about that.

I love Munky. You have my whole life. Yeah, he was really fun when he would come on. He's great. I think he said he loves you. He said, like, you're the inspiration for some of the stuff he does. Well, those are the things.

Yeah, but he said he's ranking everybody, give you an A, I fuck. A. Yeah, all right. And the stereos is a C or an S, I don't know. Too bad. All right, everybody's up to Dick show. Page of Rn.com slash the Dick show,

Dick.show, see you next Tuesday. This is a crest diss track. I don't know. The back story is that this is the most fire diss track in the toothpaste rap community. See how many toothpaste puns you can find. Thanks. This is from Minty Fresh.

Oh, nice. I don't know. This could go. This could go either way. It's one of two way. It's a shot. I like supporting artists. This could go either way. This could go either way. It's one of two way of a shot. I like supporting artists, young artists, mentee friends. We're like a crust because your toothpaste is crusty as all hell.

You didn't think that a company with this terrible, but now the quality. A company that sells this low-tier trash and a tube. Would dare try to start a beef at the authority on all things fresh, come out on top. Well, I've got some blisterine in my mouth, so I'm about to spit. What are we?

Keemian, the race, the fresh, the fresh, the fresh, the last one was just a kitchen. I met the company with the worst face. Crescent man, getting out of the past the age of 30. My name may be deep fresh, but my rhymes are pretty dirty. I always like to think that I'm a real pretty mellow, but I can't floor a stand, a face that keeps it deep. I hope the cavity creeps up.

Oh, you're hot. Ah, ah, easy. Yeah, I'm the cavity creeps man Fight back if you use press good luck Having sex from a girl uses that should I be refused head. Yeah All right, all right, Minty pressure out of here. Let's do voicemails. That's a kick and track I'm just not sure I'm gonna be cool. I'm calling on man. What's I'm gonna not sure. He's not. I'm going to be clear. I'm going to be calling on man. What's going to be really cold. He is. I went out on a date with a gal.

She ended up being about 55 pounds heavier than I was led to believe. Well, and got home. She'll be on your bed. And he says. And basically I just, you know, she's over my weight limit. She's nice, but she's over my weight limit. And he says, well, I don't know. Maybe you should take them as they are.

You know, just love them as they are. Boom, boom, boom. And he's like, yeah, we have a thought of, you know, just taking them like you are. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm like, no, everybody suck. Take them as they are. Back to the real estate.

Thank you for 50,000 pounds of weight. Five or six chains of modeling. I've got a lot room for improvement. Everybody needs to lose 10 pounds, but you need to lose 65 pounds. Anyway, take them as they are. I'm not going to, not going to date a fatty. I'm not going to date a woman that's at great risk during sex or makes me a greater risk during sex than she is.

That's ridiculous. Yeah. Your brother, your brother's been compromised. That was his brother, right? Your brother's been compromised by the, there eventually one of them wins in every marriage, one side wins. Yeah. And the other becomes a slave and a zombie, a servant of that other person.

And that's what's happening. Very self-induced view of religion. Your brother lost. He's a servant of that fat cow that he's married to. I'm sorry for your loss. Have a funeral. Have a fake funeral because your brother's already dead. Oh, I told Bone he should call in.

Hold on, let me get Bone on the one. Hey, Bone, unmute yourself. I'm playing with the voicemail though. Okay, here we go. Here's one. Hey, Bon, unmute yourself. I'm playing on the voicemail though. Okay, here we go. Here's one. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Hey.

This is Matt from Georgia. Yo. So I just got a job offer up north, and it's pretty exciting. So naturally, I'm telling all of my friends and family about it. You know, what would you say if the buddy came to you with news that they were excited about like this? Oh, that's great. Oh, my friend.

I bet they say, could have done better. Yeah. Oh, wow. Congratulations. What if they offer you, when you start, what are you going to be doing? You know, family's like a big tough stuff. But invariably, all of my family members were like, oh, congratulations. It's really cold up there, isn't it?

Are you fucking kidding me? The weather? The weather. This job is going to define at least the next part of my future. And you're going to talk about the weather. God, it's real cold. How are you going to adjust to the cold? Oh, I don't know.

I'll put on a fucking coat Jesus Christ So baby mom The weather it's like the number one thing that when someone brings it out of the conversation has died and this is my family Come on I got to do to make you proud of me. Come on mom and dad Fuck I'm a real man here. I'm a do to make you proud of me. Come on, mom and dad. Fuck.

I'm a real man here. I'm a human boy. Fuck you, you bitch. What do you have in your mind? Maybe they think that's just implied. How cold is it in your heart, you bitch? You would say that to me. I'm out of your pussy.

You gave birth to me. I'm in your blood. Treat me like that. Treat me like I'm nothing. You have a whole speech prepared. Like Nixon, when they, the astronauts either died on the moon or made it back, you have one of your parents. Have one for if your parents don't support you enough and if they do, oh, mom, I love

you. Oh, okay. I see you want to do things the hard way, mom. Make up a bunch of, make up a bunch of merch for both teams in the World Series and game seven. Yeah. Yeah Bonnie there I'm here. What's up? Hey, what's that man? So what do you know some kind of the psychofurry that killed a bunch of people? Oh Jesus

No, that He didn't actually he didn't manage to kill anybody But he's never do so hard to kill. We didn't have an opposable thumb It's so hard to kill. We didn't have an opposable thumb Made it well, uh, it's that he lives a half mile from my publisher's house actually is this guy and his legal name is symbolion What oh my god. Oh no, no, there's local news reports. I've got one pulled up. I can play but all the news they have to call him that Disney doesn't have a problem with that you can just make your name Yeah, like oh Disney well we had to say symbol I and my tried to murder a bunch of people Dude that was his legal name like oh, yeah, okay, we'll see you in court. I can put the I can put the the link to the news report

Yeah, where was it? The story is in strike while the movie wasn't theater. There you go. It's only a two minute news for the plays. Okay, hold on. Hold on. I'm going to move the thing over and then play it. And you know how well do you know this guy like intimately?

Not intimately. Luckily because he's he's very out there. He's a big pariah now in the Michigan community because he's crazy. Yeah, you try to kill a bunch of people. That's when the furries will finally try to do. Yeah. No, I've done some commission work. Park ranger and recently he tried to use that as like a weird leverage to get back into all the Michigan furry mates because he's got just commissions or getting the cops called at him at a bowling alley. What did he do? I tried to fuck a bowling ball or something and uh, he made a point. He got someone to drive him there and he made the people that

carpooled him there so uncomfortable they didn't want to drive him back so he made a scene. He made the parties who drove him there uncomfortable. This is how crazy he is. Wow. Can I try and get hold of me being like, he's, if you don't help me get back into these groups, I'm gonna burn this artwork you did for me. And I'm like, dude, I don't fucking care. Like I did that five years ago.

I'm so completely normal. Oh, Simba. That's great. Okay, let's listen to this first. Thank you, thank you. I take that as a big compliment. Oh yeah. Suspect, accused of shooting.

Oh God, what a sad accent. I don't know. Well, first time tonight we are hearing the 911 calls made by the suspect, accused of shooting too much of police officers. The suspect, 40-year-old Symbalion called 911 after he's threatened by a man called Rad as apartment complex. And things just went downhill from there. Sherees Thompson has been working on this developing story for us.

She's here with the latest. Andrew and Christie, two 911 calls. What? The other from the suspects, the two have currently gone to the location. 911 walls. What? 911 walls right away. What?

That up, you stupid bitch. It's a local news grade. It's a fire. It is so funny. She's still kicking herself over to her. Nine of walls. What? How many walls?

All right, here we go. Suspect and two Monroe police officers being shot. It wasn't a physical fight, but they were they were starting argument. It was it's a exterminator and he was like telling me not to do my own extermination stuff and that stuff. And it was just BS. An argument with the maintenance man triggering this 911 call placed by 40 year old Symba Lion, the suspect accused of shooting to the normal police officers. The shooting happened Tuesday at the Washington Arms apartment building on Washington Street. We talked to Mufasa. Please report to the building service.

The maintenance man saw that Lion had a gun and made his own call to 911. Guys, our guy has a gun. Look, black name is carrying a gun. If you live there in Department 317. Yes, what does it take? Start all this today. So stupid control was in there and he started arguing about. He's right.

He's in a few of the past control. Yeah, I am. Police officers responded and approach client. It's unclear what happened in the minutes leading up to the shooting, but at some point things turned violent. Monroe police say lion fired shots. The squad car is for it. Eating each and the leg. The officers return fire officer to to mount open to fire. Shut fire, shut fire. Y'all there, Hakuunab, Matata.

Two officers hit. Two officers hit. That's a good shot to cop. Yeah, and the leg. Two cops. The suspect is listed in stable condition at the University of Medi-Medical Center. Authorities say line-out to show on this guy enough love.

An eviction note is one day before the incident. As for the police officers, they're recovering and so bad. Good spirits. Shreeze Thompson. That's a lot of it. I don't know. Yeah.

Closing. She's a conspiracy. Let's see. Hold on. I think she said good spirits. Let's see. Let's hear it. Before the incident has for the police officers, they're recovering and said to be in good

spirits. Shreeze. Yes. Yes. That's not what she did. She did. That's a backup. I'll take it.

So you know this guy, Pond? Pond's, he's really out of it. He's real out there. It does a ton of drugs, very into the Cubs stuff. Talks about that. Yeah. Oh, he's a Cubs. I actually really into that.

Yikes. Is that like a pedophile for you? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, Cubs. Well, I like how quickly you just accepted it. Well, I'm, yeah, I think there's anything you can think of is in somebody's head. I know that's a tragic somewhere.

So, yeah, of course. Can you post the art that you did for him? Actually, I did it at a convention, so I don't have a scan of it. He's just these fucking guys are so quick. He said he was going to send it back to me or something, which he was just trying to get my address. And I'm like, no, I'm not giving you my address. Wow. I imagine how defensive you have to be as a furry commission artist. Like how these come out? Yeah. I'm armed with a teeth. So yeah, no one's fucking with me. But.

Hey, why is a how come furries are like, I understand the whole that being a furries like part of the identity thing, but why? Why is all the why is why do they always identify with like silly looking animals? Like cartoony It's not it's not as bona ferry. Yeah, bones furry, right? Oh Furry I was very right. I mean, sort of like, it's fun. It's fun. I'm not like these guys obviously are a little more into it.

Yeah. Like it's always a, has he come to a road rage? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I did. I did. Yeah.

I was at road rage Chicago in 2017. Oh, right on. I'm okay. How come it's always like a mascot, like a silly looking and nobody's just a guy with a horse head like Bojack Horseman? There are some of those that not as many. like a silly looking and nobody's just a guy with a horse head like both Jack Crossman. There are some of those that not as many. I think it's because it's basically just, it's an aesthetic thing.

They like cartoon characters. Sure. A lot of them are autistic and whatnot. They relate to cartoon characters better than people. So they want to see the bunch of guys who are so many. The Bugs Bunny episode, where's a dress and they're like, yeah, something weird about this. What's that?

What's that? It's what gets them. It's that. That's that easy man. Yeah. What do you think of Nick Quentin's? I don't get it. I don't really get it. You know, whatever.

It's fine. Well, yeah. I think he's a pro. I think that's actually a good way of putting it. Like I just, I kind of just don't, I don't get it. I think I know what he was. I know what he was. He was him though. Like he, if you know what he's hinting at, it's different. I don't, I don't get it. I think, I think I know what he was, I know what he was doing. He was, like, he, if you know what he's,

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He just drives people insane, man. Yeah, I could see what they're like. Guys, journalists will have 100 post threads about how much they hate him. You're giving him so much more. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100 post threads about how much they hate him. You're giving him so much more Anybody you could do that I love All right, very good at getting in people's heads. Yeah, Ben. He's got a good marketing stick. Yeah, no, I can respect that Did you hear that wired interviewed me for a article?

I'm so excited. I will about destiny. God. That's gonna be hilarious. I'm gonna be the authority on You're riding this thing and Bonnell. Oh boy about destiny. God, that's going to be hilarious. Pretty impressive. I'm going to be the authority on. You're riding this thing. I'm in Bonneau. Oh boy. Can't wait to see if I'm excited. All right, here's another voicemail. Hey, DeGas, you're on the right to wear this week. Friend, dear gang. Yeah, dude. Like Thanksgiving was so good that all of your friends in Missouri wanted to replicate that experience.

Oh, and by the way, they need your friends all going the same friend groups. They're all having separate friends giving that either have to feel obligated to go to or get to feel weird about turning all of them down because guess what, they're all having a long Thanksgiving. Yeah. You know, it's great, it's great not havinggiving. Yeah. You know what? It's great not having friends. Yeah. You're with a head man. Why are you doing this? I'll tell you why.

I was pressuring you. You know, if your girlfriend wants a Thanksgiving so bad, why don't you knock her up? Don't involve me in this sad proto family that you have. You guys want to thanksgiving? Get fucking married. Don't do us with this friends giving shit where I got to do work on a Thursday.

Fuck you. How about that for friends giving? Fuck your friends giving. Are you gonna friends giving Vito? I've gone to the one. I mean, our small annuals, we don't make kids anymore. We don't have a family, you know? We're never gonna buy a house

and cook a turkey in an oven. Oh, I see. So yeah, you get everybody together one of your friends has a weird gluten allergies all the food kind of sucks No, no, no, no, no, you cannot cook you cannot cook food for the needs of one fucking person over the group I mean it was fuck them bring their own for that's bullshit fucking person over the group. I mean it was fuck them. Let them bring their own for that's bullshit. I'm sorry for this. I don't want to have to worry about what I'm bringing. I'm gonna make a pie for this one or that I'm gonna do what like I don't get why is friends giving a thing? Just leave me alone Thankful I don't have to go to any of these fucking things. No, no, by the way

I'm having a friends giving I really hope you guys will I would come to yours to go to any of these fucking things. No, I never. By the way, I'm having a friend's giving. I really hope you guys will. I would come to yours. I kind of want to do one, but it's a little too late. All right, this has been making me rage for many, many years. It's being accused of always having to be the smartest guy in the room, being accused. Oh, yeah.

I know exactly about it. It's not like I'm trying to be the smartest guy in the room. Okay, I'm sorry. I just am sorry You're so fucking stupid Smartest guy in the room. Yeah, in any room someone's gonna be the tallest. What do you think? I'm the biggest dick? Someone's gonna be the smartest, you know It's not my fault that it's not naming Thought shaving yeah

So do I come off in the smartest guy in the room? It's not like I'm trying to make everyone else feel stupid. He's always got to be the smartest guy in the room over here. That's a weird thing to make you feel better. When it shows that I'm smarter than you, don't try to make me feel ashamed of it. Hey, if you're gonna clean your- I'm not gonna show it off. It's just how I be.

If you're cleaning that bathtub with bleach and ammonia, you might want to crack a window. Oh, look at fucking Johnny Smarty, man. Oh, we've got to be the smartest one in the room. You know what? When there's a zombie apocalypse, fuck you. I'm boarding myself in my house, and you're not, if you come within a hundred yards,

I'm gonna shoot your ass. Then we'll see you so fucking smart. Did you hear there was a Buffalo Wild Wings like a week ago where they did that like a guy died? What? What? A Buffalo Wild Wings like a guy mixed bleach and ammonia and it killed my dad told me that. Yeah, like a bunch of customers go, you're just fucking dying in the back room. I can't see here. That was a pretty nuts story. Hey, Dick Masterson at San Diego, Oregon. I like a boy with male. uh... and i can see here is pretty not starting a big master center organ i love the boy mail

uh... man uh... what did you start new project to that's it for that for you what public which your idea and uh... i was a pretty busy boy mail pretty mad and i was saying like what is what are you guys you guys of the ones that built the fucking internet you just let it get but and i couldn't believe it because it's like like where the fuck are you guys? You guys are the ones that build the fucking internet, you just let this get fucked.

And I couldn't believe it because it's like, you're getting fucked. To see someone like you get fucked and the only reason I'm getting fucked is because you can't make the product that I want to buy. So who's even more fucked, doesn't that? You. Or it is.

I think one of the reasons I was so mad at you, that's fucking knew you had it within you. You had to get past the fucking time. I was hiding it. Even though to get past me. Fucking hell with I'd say. Even though you were not flawed. Probably already. Even you. Like I was gonna make it different.

But thank you, man. For people like you, Dick, we're gonna have a new with fucking internet. The only thing that scares me, the only thing that scares me about the great new fucking world is missing my window to being in that. Being on. You know, life is about timing and sometimes it's just a fucking word of like free crap.

What is it? I'm speaking of all that. He's fucking in a basement. You know what the project is? I can't give money to Jordan Peterson's daughter. that's yeah. that's a big problem. people were lined up clamoring. you're really missing out on that feature.

all right one more. here's fuck mat fuck face. oh. hey dick fuck face here. great episode this week. definitely best you've had in a while. goddammit. uh... fuckface here uh... great episode this week definitely uh... best you've had a while uh... goddammit what was a great guest

uh... artistic but uh... just the right amount of autism doesn't pass the uh... the shaggot maginor wine oh but uh... what makes me rage is fucking group project man i can't stand them i don't know why anyone does them you talk to anybody and they all fucking hate them for the same reason.

One person, we guys are doing all the work and I just can't fucking stand it. I don't know why we do them. Professors hate them, do and take them. We all fucking hate them. Just get rid of, I don't know. Whatever, go fuck yourself. It's also never something you ever do again. I know. Someone's always in charge. Yeah, life. Yeah, that's all right. So a elective project.

No, it's true. You guys just get together, do a business. Well, that just teaches you your role within a group dynamic. Like, are you gonna be the guy who realizes? Yeah. Yeah, do you agree that it's two times the people that don't care.

People who hate group projects and the people who are ruining them. Yeah. That's true. There's Chevy guys and then people who don't mind group projects. Hey, Bond, does anything make you a rage? Sure, we're talking about,

yeah, people who brag about how many books they've read. I hate those people. Yeah. Draw me up the wall. I don't care about what books you've read. I don't hear how many you've read. It's not interesting. I hate having them in my house after I hate having them.

I hate having them. I hate having them. Just throw it in the street. Somebody loves books so much. Oh, a book on the street. Let me take it in and feed it and nurse it back to health and then put it on my bookshelf. God, fuck you. Here we go.

Last one. Hey, Dick, it's goblina from the Facebook group. God, boy. Oh, God, boy. I have a raise. My raise is that out of shape women who apply for warehouse jobs and then complain about how hard it is and how tired they are. And on top of that, they just lean on boxes and they don't actually do any fucking work.

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She's got so much venomous, she can see them in her mind's eye, just leaning against those palettes. Maybe she could play this episode around those people. They usually have names like Tresha or Rachel. Yeah, all right, everybody. See you next time. Pat.

Goodbye. See ya. I don't have these Thanksgiving. Friends giving.