The Dick Show - Episode 183 - Dick on Viral Loads

Episode Date: December 3, 2019

Buying a bed, getting beaten by a girl, Denise McAllister on "What Men Want to Say About Women (But Can't)", period warnings, more on Destiny's polyamory, thinking is white supremacy, giving money to the homeless, getting someone's kid taken away, things filled all the way to the top, viral loads; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

It's December though. It's the time to relax. I know. Take a step back. Actually, no, there's snow in the mountains up on that Mount Wilson range. Why is anybody working? Why does anyone pretend to work in December? Nobody gets anything done.

You're just showing up at your office, killing time and shopping for your ungrateful family. Yeah, it's like the December is all about. It slows way down in the entertainment industry anyway. That's way down. That's way down. That's way down. That's way down. That's way down. That's way down. That's way down.

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month and the month and the month and the month and the month and the month and the month and the month and the month and the Do you have a license for that joke? Yeah, I have the proper credentials. You have the proper credentials and experience. Am I a Ricky Jervais or a Patton? Am I a Ricky Jervais or a Patton Oswald?

That's the question of the... I can stomach Jervais. So I'd rather you be Jervais. They both make me cringe, but in a different zone. Jervais makes me cringe in my brain. I think, oh God, do you really have to be so anti-religion? Like we get it, man, but life is hard. We get it. You out there. God. We get it. You're so fucking smart, but life is hard, man. Not everyone has parents. They can call up a wife.

They can snuggle into or kids. They can beat when life gets too hard. I understand, people need an anchor for say, you know, just need it man. Why do you, you're gonna go out and wear a tie on television and tell me there's no God? Okay, Jackass, what's the fucking tie for then? Think, out, think your way on that one, brain andstein. Let's go, you fat tub of shit. Let me hear how there's no God.

Why you wearing a fucking tie? I'm at home wearing sweat pants for the comfort. I don't have a tie on Meanwhile you got pat and Oswald's Yeah, wife the lady killer. Oh, they call it That's bad. It just makes me cringe in my soul that I don't believe that I have But I think oh god, you're just so desperate for people to like you. Uh, you've used comedy as a tool to make friends. Like, uh, you're, that's, that's even grosser. And a way where the reason these were comparing these two, it's Maddox's, uh, our bonus

episode. That was fun. The true cost of comedy. I think it all cost us something that night. All cost us something. It was good. What a great bonus episode. It was.

I walk away from Maddox's talks, realizing always, always in awe of how much less substance there was than I thought there would be. Sean, we spent, we reached his new levels of misunderstanding. Oh, and just surface, surface level understanding of all topics for a man who's been a satirist for 20 years. We watched Maddox's lecture on the true cost of internet comedy that he gave it at a conference called Games and Humor for Social Good. If you're going to, if you're going to make N-word jokes, you have to have the proper experience and credentials to do it with a jokes, you have to have the proper experience and credentials.

To do it with a plum. To do it with a plum. Or else you're just a gibbering giant cast. Yes, yes. You got to go for it. Always, A.D.'s girl said this after the show, you guys spent, because I was complaining like, how can you be a satirist for 20 years? And not another definition of satire?

And not be able, because this was the key takeaway. He had 20, the schedule said he had 20 minutes to make that speech. And he used up 14 of them. Yeah. It wasn't like, oh, I'm getting the light. It's time for me to wrap it up here. Let me just zoom through some of these slaps.

I got to throw some of these notes away. It was, and that's the end. And I don't have enough to fill up and that's 20 minutes of content. Meanwhile, and that's my talk. And that's my talk. That I don't have enough to fill up and that's 20 minutes of content. Meanwhile, and that's my talk. And that's my talk. That's my talk. Thank you.

Vamp, any questions for me? Oh, I see the first two rows have left the building. Any questions from the back then? That one guy who clapped when I mentioned my book, is he still here? We talked for two hours about it. Often tops of our heads about comedy, because we've been doing it for only five years

compared to Max's 20. Check it out, Patreon.com slash the Dictus Show and the other one. Let's see here, it makes me a rage. It's my ex-miss present, it's going out to everybody, all patrons, if you didn't get the email check, you should be able to do it. They don't know what it is, right?

It has the pint glasses. The Dictus Show pint glasses. It's really cool. It's Sean Merch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What it. They don't know what it is, right? It has the pint glasses. Yeah. The Dixho pint glasses. It's really cool. It's Sean Merch. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think about that, Sean? I thought it was cool.

I thought it was cool. It's matching the artwork. I think it's great. I'm matching pint glasses. The Dixho on one side and the Sean show on the other one. Yeah. With our logos. With your joke logo.

Yes. On one and mine on the other one. Uh-huh. Check it out. If you got a patron, you should get a discount code, especially the $20 guys. I'll probably do a cyber Monday sale that'll continue into twos.

I don't know, maybe we'll just make it a cyber. Cyber Monday week. Cyber post Thanksgiving weekend. Yeah, we'll make it a first celebration of December because you're at work in December for no reason. Yeah, there's no reason a human being should have to sit in an office or sit in a car or work in December.

It's un-American, it's un-Christian, it's pointless, it's completely pointless. Look to your left, look to your right, everyone you see is there to babysit themselves for the entire month of December unless you're driving people's Christmas presents somewhere, there's no reason for you to be at work. Not at all, because everybody from the boss on down

is totally checked out anyway. Checked out, totally checked out. Everybody just goes there, you know what? Everybody just goes there to get away from their family. What am I saying? I used to work with a guy, God, he was fucking old too. Yeah, and I thought, oh, maybe he just, you know, likes doing it or whatever. These guys who had worked with them forever. Yeah, he had a his wife was an old nurse who you work nights. And was home during the night. Not giving people drugs. Yes, I guess. And he just he just couldn't stand to be around her. He just came in. It's like oh no He just gets paid by the project. He's not here like he's not here collecting a paycheck or anything

He just hates his wife. He's a wife. Hold on. God bless them. Yeah, I mentioned yeah See Fats miss Carol's a Christmas Carol album making fun of Monday and Matt we went on sale this week I believe it's already the top of Bandcamp go to Fats miss dot fun did I'm making fun of Monday and Matt went on sale this week. I believe it's already the top of, of, of, of band camp. Go to Fatsmus.fund. Did, uh, dummy pesos come through. I don't know. He's been banned. What from the, from the, from the world.

I think he fell into a bad rebel crowd in Chile and he's gonna be the next dictator or he'll be hanged for it. I don't know, but I haven't heard from him in a long time. Uh, the big class, he would be a hysterical dictator. What do you mean great? It's about time. You'd be great if he was a, he would be a hysterical dictator. What do you mean great? It's about time. It'd be a super villain. Yeah. The world's first. Yeah. Do it with style. I mean, somebody like that. It's like, and it's just chill. You know, fuck it. Give him one of those little, is that where he is? Yeah. I think so. I always thought he was, yeah. No, no, no, that's right. Okay, here's what makes

me rage is filling, filling things up to the brim of every week before the show. I get an Asayi bowl, 80s girl, wonderful woman that she is gets me an Asayi bowl. So I don't lose steam halfway through the show when it's past lunchtime. And I realize I can't go grab chicken wings out of the fridge and eat them live on the air like I did during the PKA drunk show.

And every fucking time. Every fucking time. Every fucking time. Markable restraint. It's this, honey, can you get that bowl? It is a chicken wings, please. It's a bowl filled to the very top and then overflowing with the additions and every fucking, every fucking time.

Every time I look at it like a reverse king Arthur scenario, I pop the top off and say, great, yet again, this is the moment in the week when I shove the spoon in, no matter where I shove it in, no matter what the strength of my heart is or the purity of my intentions or my nobility, I shove it in and peanut butter and bananas and strawberries go spilling out on all sides. On the bed.

On the bottom of the bed. So then I have to either get an additional blanket like FDR and put it over myself like I have tuberculosis. What did he have polio? Polio. Or an entire tray or an entire tray, dip it in and spill all over that tray like a child playing with Legos. I'm so fucking sick of it.

And they do it everywhere. They do it everywhere around here no matter what you order and take out. Where do you get this from? You don't make those here. No, I don't make those here. I don't know. It just goes out and gets them at the place. Oh gosh, where they have that.

I was a trivia like bought some, I don't know if they make that kind of shit at like Costco or like if they have long story that sells yoga pants, CBD oils, asiables. Asiables. Right. And fucking superior attitudes. Out of six superior attitudes, books on moral superiority, and holiday decorations all year long. Your great scientific works like the memory of water

and shit like that. Books on excuses that you forgot to take your birth control. Do you understand what I'm talking about? Here it is. Look at this that you forgot to take your birth control. Do you understand what I'm saying? Here it is. Look at this, here it is, here it is. Every week, every week, this thing is filled, not to the top, not to the top,

but over the top, with chocolate chips, and then bananas on top of that, and strawberries on top of that, and it happened no matter what you get. And as I was supposed to be healthy, I don't even got chocolate chips. And it happened no matter what you get. And as I was supposed to be healthy, I don't even got chocolate chips and chocolate's healthy. Don't you read women's health.com is very healthy for you.

It has an exfoliant in the attacks. No way. So they must put a they must put a top on it that keeps all that in right? Until you're ready to eat it because there's no hole in the top like there should be if they're going to do something like that. Like a McFlurry. Exactly. Exactly. Like a McFlurry.

No, it's wouldn't fuck something like that up. You know what? I'm going to do something like that. Like a McFlurry. Exactly. Exactly like a McFlurry. No, it wouldn't fuck something like that up. You know what, I'm going to now, I'm going to take a razor blade and I'm going to cut a big circle in the top because I'm so, it's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way.

It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way.

It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. It's the only way. Accidentally, you get your kid a Sunday, you get your kid a Sunday, you know those mother fuckers are gonna eat it in the car Yeah, you know they are the second I tibet in blip all over the place. Yep even so even such a thing as a salmon salad Full to the brim. Hmm one of those big clamshell things those plastic ones. Yeah, they're Wobblyer than a playing card. I know totally unsuitable for food. You know I need to eat this right now. Why did you fill it up to the brim? I want KFC buckets everywhere, standard issue. I don't care. Put it in, put a little blop in the middle,

like a drop of semen. I don't know why, that unfulfilled, like oh, just a little drop. Like when you look down, you're like, oh man. Fucking a super hot chick with pictures like come all over my face. like, oh, just a little drop. Like when you look down, you're like, oh man, it's not gonna super hot chick with big touches like come all over my face and then, oh yeah, it was amazing. You look down, it's like two drops, like,

that's unsatisfying. That's the feeling I wanna have when I look at my to go container and it's that unfulfilling. Because I want all the room that I need to knock it around. Throw it around. Before I put it in my mouth. I'm so tired of spilling for no reason other than aesthetics. Yeah.

Exactly. They make you think you're getting more. You're not. Just use a bigger, they're gonna give you the amount that you make. Oh, thanks. Why don't you just throw it all over my shirt? Why don't you just say,

I didn't have enough to worry about today. I don't know why they wouldn't have, yeah. The hole in the top is a must if you're gonna do that kind of shit. Okay. Here's what else makes me a rage. Oh, thinking is white supremacy. Did you know that, John? Thinking?

Yeah, this just came out from a mediaeel. Oh, no. I don't know. The video was the anti-defamation league. Anti-defamation league. They've been busy. Have that. There's someone just sent this to me before the show.

I thought it was pretty funny. Hates on display, hate symbols database, the thinking emoji. That's the, oh no. That's a, that's a well-known hate symbol. Oh, what's well, I'm looking at what he's doing with his hand. How could that be misconstrued or anything? You're thinking like this.

Hmm. That's a hate symbol. If you suggest, you think you got a problem with your ideology, if you're suggesting that thinking about things is a hate symbol. What's the reasoning? You think, what do you mean? I mean, because they've put it to,

oh, here, let's read it. Well, you mean because of how it's applied. How do apply thinking? Yes. Actually, yes. There are problem is the way you apply thinking. The thinking emoji is a white supremacist hate symbol. What is this organization exist?

I don't understand what- I don't understand, should I have ever heard of my life? What leap do you make? It's generally hate on display, hate symbols, database. They make sure to trademark, hate on display. Okay, someone use it. Oh, I hope that trademark symbolization. That's not a symbol at some point.

Yeah. Well, it sounds like it sounds like ownership, you know, I mean, like, which means there is somebody who's owned, right? I mean, that could be a hate symbol on that. That's a hate crime. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. It generally is used alongside anti-Semitic rhetoric and attempt to reference a Zionist

occupied government in which the Jewish people are behind the white supremacist conspiracy. So this is like this is a dog whistle is how it's being used now. I can't use this Christ. I can't use this Christ. Don't think too hard, Sean. Yeah, think yourself right into jail. I don't have the energy to come up with this kind of, oh no.

No one does, they have to be paid for it. That's the whole fucking point. That's the whole point of these Hey Watch Dogs groups. No one does it for free. That's how you know it's bullshit. People would be doctors for free. People would teach for free. But there's no one would do for free.

People are just looking to God damn hard. Buying a bed makes me a rage too. I made the horrible mistake of buying a California king bed like five years ago and it has fucked me. I always fucked this up. So they're wider or they're longer. Longer. They're longer.

Not wider. I thought I would be Johnny Bigbit. I thought I would have enough room to have two, three. When I bought this bed, it's the same. Yeah, I did. I missed to get away from the person you're sleeping with because they seriously, man, because they make you hot.

We were like, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Right, you want it, no, I want a wide, wide bed. I want to have bed in between. I want to have to talk at this volume to talk to them over there. I don't want to hear anything they're doing on their phone. Oh, do you have that in between. I want to have to talk at this volume to talk to them over there. I don't want to hear anything they're doing on their phone. Oh, do you have that? I don't want to hear that issue.

I don't want to hear them laughing, sniggering. Exactly like. Oh, is it another red panda eating? Boxes, you show me it. And show me, get it down to me. Yeah, what's so funny? You know, we've talked about this with that. Yeah.

Ahahahah! Ahahahah! Or oh shoot! Oh shoot! Oh shoot is like the eating bird seed, the wily coyote lure, that I can't ignore for the life of me. Oh shoot! Like something in my brain before I even know I'm speaking the words is oh what's wrong.

I don't ask, don't ask that shit idiot, to trick. We went a bed shopping and I did because I've been sleeping on a bean bag for four years and it makes me, every morning I woke by wake up and it's the worst part of the day, except for the rest of the day. It starts bad and I used to have a bad man that was like a pool table. It's now the guest bed because I made the mistake of getting this stupid California king bed that doesn't fit into anything and it's too narrow. It's like for I thought California king nice and big right?

Oh, it's got to be big and every possible, bigger and every possible way. We call it a California king because it's long and narrow. Why the fuck do they call something in California king? Call it a fucked bed. Yeah. Call it a bed you shouldn't buy. Call it a slim cock bed. So that I would go nowhere near it.

What is that bed? What's that last model called? It's called a slim cock bed. Say no more. I'll go back to the king one. Thank you very much. Who would possibly need a seven foot long bed that shoves you closer together with your significant other? So it's actually both of your moms are on each

side shoving you together and saying, make a baby, make a baby, make a baby. So that's what that bed is. It's narrower and longer. It's narrower and longer. I'll be down. Totally worthless. A totally worthless bed that I have because I was too stupid to Google what's the difference between King and California King. Way fuck way skinnier way skinnier and therefore worthless. So what are you looking for my coke. So we've been sleeping on her bed a regular king. Oh, so you got rid of the no I have it in the guest room.

Oh you have got you. Yeah. So we've been sleeping on her bed, which is a regular king size bed, but it's so doughy and shitty. It feels like sleeping on a fat woman's ass every night. And finally, I had enough. Said this is enough. We got a week off by the end of it, but God damn it. I'm getting a new bed. I'm not sleeping on this love sack for one more second. I'm not sleeping on this fat woman's ass for one more second. I don't want to be reminded to it. I mean, you fucking, you fucking this bed

and you feel like a fucking boomerang. That's funny. Where is the dick on a boomerang? I'll show you. Come to my house. Oh, God. So we go to the bed store. And the bed store, the mattress store, of course, is the second

you walk in, it fills everything about it, it feels like a scam. I don't know why. It's just everything about it. They give us a, they want to buy some tag insurance. Yeah. Can't remove those tags. Yeah, exactly. If one of them should accidentally get removed, that'll be the other half tag insurance.

They hook us up to a bed machine, A bed computer, a learning bed computer. Oh, yeah. Like here, lay in this. It'll determine your bed requirements. Oh, wonderful. It's gonna do that. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I fucking already know my,

yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what I like. But I was excited about it. Like sure. I'd like to have, I'd like to have the data to back up my, don't worry, it disagrees with me, I'll ignore it. I know how science works. I'm gonna cherry pick some data here.

If it agrees with me, I'm all about it. I know, I'll shift it, so it agrees with me more. In my mind, if it doesn't agree with me, I'll just discount it. It's fine, it's up to the machine. Flood methodology. So it hooks us up to the bed machine and goes, oh, okay, so here's the bed.

It gives us four readouts of beds, like a terror alert thing. All right, you are up here between the medium and most firm section. I'm right on the line, between the, I'm right on the manlit line. How does it, how does it, like soft, super soft, soft, medium and firm? How does it tell you you need that?

You lay down and it has a little probe that goes in your asshole. And depending on how much you move out of way, it figures out how straight you are. Okay, so it's basically that, gotcha. And she's on the, That's what I thought. She's on the Super Soft to soft line, right?

And the guy, the guy looks up and with no hesitation, so you get the Super Soft one. And he goes, so you'll get one right in the middle Bad for both We're getting no all the way on the right. So it's mediocre for both of us. Yeah, exactly. Where a fuck you can wear a sleeping bag to bed for all I can make a bed. So what are you talking about talking about? We'll get two different beds. I couldn't believe he said that. So obviously you wanna get one right in the middle.

No, obviously we wanna get it exactly where mine is. In fact, a little to the right. So when it loosens up over the years, it's perfect for me. What the fuck is wrong with you? How do you live your life? Not correctly. Not correctly. Not correctly.

I told him to go to his room. Yeah. But I hope it puts me in a better mood. Do you have it yet? No, I'm just not. Got to deliver it. Here's another thing that I have here. Here's another picture.

I like doing pictures now. Yeah, I like that too. It's fun. This is a tweet and I've seen some people, I've seen people say, echo the sentiment. This is Forbes article that says, the richest person in the world just gave $100 million to help the homeless, right?

Rich is, wow, $100 million. The city could pocket a lot, you know, that's a lot of money for the officials of whatever city they gave that money to and not for the homeless. But then this guy chimes in, eat the rich, some kind of socialist. If you made, this is his take on this. If you made $50,000 a year, this is the equivalent of giving away $45. I mean, you know who says that? Motherfuckers

who have given zero dollars to the homeless, right? Let's see the forty five dollars then, Bucko. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see the one hundred actually. Well, if you want, if I had his money, I would give away so much more. I, I, I hate that shit. I hate that shit. So, oh, so I can see the one. What an asshole. He gave like $100 million. He's a richest guy in the world. It's like giving away, what an asshole. It's like giving away $45.

Man, what are you giving? You imagine? You imagine that mentality. No. Like how fucking fucked your logic and priorities are? No. I really can't. It's like giving $45.

It's like you only spent two minutes on it. Well, you gave zero. So it's more than you. He's found the maximum. Why don't you beat it? Why don't you beat it and find 10 of your scumbag friends who also feel like you do pull your receipts and let me see the $45

you've let me see the $500 you've given to a homeless person this year then yeah let me see it let's go yep he could have the rich guy could have given $45 it would still be more than what you gave you cheap fuck yeah okay yeah. That was the end of that one. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a lot stupid. A lot of anti-rich stuff. I saw some TikTok of some stupid bitch going over, like they had a shopping cart of all the stuff that billionaires could buy with tax them or something like that.

Yeah. And it was, it was stuff like the NFL and all this stupid shit that was she's going through just showing how easy it is to own stuff. It's like, bitch, you're making a fucking TikTok complaining about you don't know how to run the NFL. What would you even do with that amount of money? Explain to me what an option is.

Let's go. Let's hear it. Explain to me, just that one thing. Ah, you get out of here. All right. Here's what else makes me, Rich. This is a pretty good show already this week. Sean, I got a good feeling about this one. Check out shop.dick.show for the pine

glasses. I know they're going to sell out. I 100% know it. Yeah. I didn't buy enough because I kind of like making people panic. Yeah. I know. Um, let's keep people on their toes. Yeah. Keep it on your toes. They're really, they are really cool. Yeah. It took man. Let me tell you something. It took forever to get them correct. Wait, so are they clear? Or, yeah, they're clear. Yeah, with the one has your logo on the front,

your Sean Show logo, and then it says the Sean Show hashtag Dic lies on the other side. Another one is, has my logo on the front on the back, says the Dic show hashtag max loss. And otherwise they're clear. Very high quality Libby pint glass, where 16 ounces. So it's a pair.

Yes, it's a pair. That's really cool. It only come in a pair. Just like Sean and I only come in pairs if we were jerking off, we'd call each other up and say, hey, time. Yeah, don't start without me.

But they kept. We get Bruce Buffer to announce it too. It's time. They kept sending me these fucking proofs every single time. They would send me proofs, which is what you have to approve before it gets printed. Yeah. And the name on the back was different sizes.

What? Or like an inch off. One was in the middle of the other, and I kept going decline. Decline. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Finally, the woman doing the order, could all i see what's the problem uh... i've been giving them to different artists like what do you

uh... yeah what do you mean you have uh... uh... okay oh yeah yeah production managers or producers are in there just there to fuck it up well i see what the problem is. Yeah. Would you describe that as the problem?

Yeah. See, I should be, I'm aren't directing this motherfucker. So I should go directly to the artist. Just give me no need, you're fucking ass. I mean, they're one email that I can talk to. Yeah, man. The Mandalorian, have you watched that? I have, yeah.

Oh, well, I hate it. It is a show about a space, a space man, a space man doing chores. So far, that's what it seems like to me. I really hate it. I really want to punt that baby Yoda into a death star. This is gonna have to, if I'm out, if this next episode doesn't do it.

I mean, because I don't even, I don't even really, I'm out if this next episode doesn't do it. I mean, because I don't even, I don't even really, I'm not even a big Star Wars fan, but it's like, I'm like, okay, cool, like bounty hunter, like whatever. I mean, I know who he is, but bad ass, renegade, shit, right? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where they're going.

Shricking people out with it. Shove in his hand up a pig's ass. Oh, yeah, I got your muppet right here. Talk like a puppet. Yeah, talking like a muppet. Yeah, talkin' like a muppet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't want one man and a little baby in space and a little baby in space?

Was that not for you? Yeah. Yeah. When the, we as, in the third episode, when the female MMA fighter showed up, I think I shit my own head.

Oh. I am so tired of female MMA people being crammed down our throats like any, any human being could give a fuck that the sport exists, that there are women doing it, and that they are somehow bad asses in the media that we've created. They're like a fucking virus going to every property and infecting it with female MMA bad asses. A chick takes on Boba Fett, kicks Boba Fett's ass on my TV, I don't think so.

Not in this house, canceled, off. It's ridiculous. Guys are welding a spaceship that goes into space. I thought it was a little bit more complicated than two retards with a mig welder putting sheet metal together. That's all it took. After the little desert fuckers, you know, it's stripping. After the little Palestinians took dismantled all of his shit.

We call those fucking things. Palestinians. Oh, Jesus. Honey, could I get some water please? Is that all it takes to get into space? Why isn't everyone in space then? Why are they on these shitty planets if a welding torch and an asshole with a pussy for a mouth is all it takes to make a fucking space ship? It's as easy as making your own go-cart. Yeah. Yeah. asshole with a pussy for a mouth is all it takes to make a fucking space ship.

It's as easy as a, you know, making your own go-cart. Yeah. Yeah. Just put it down. It's a soap box where you get all the parts. Oh, we stole a Cadbury egg from a rhinoceros. Yeah. Why? Oh, yeah. You have watched it. Uh, the whole time I'm sitting there dumbfounded, thinking that I'm, watch, thinking that I'm watching something very vulnerable in the fans of the show that they would bend over and get fucked up the ass by this by this series. Mando is his name, Sean.

It's pretty boring. Mando. Yeah. Mando. Mando. Uh-huh. Is that really his name? That's really his name.

It's the Boba Fett guy's name Mando. You're kidding. No, I'm not kidding. Well, do they say no? Do they only stay at a couple of times because they're so embarrassed that they've named him Mando? Thought they just shortened Mandalorian. Oh, maybe. I don't know.

I thought that was his name, Mando. I mean, I'm pretty stupid, and that's what I got out of it. I don't know. Uh, being by a woman. Oh, God. Thank Christ. Oh, God. Thank Christ. What did I have? I missed an episode. You didn't see the one where there's it's a show of side quests.

That's it. You didn't see the one where they were hired to protect that village for some reason from a bunch of Star Wars. And the woman attacked him outside of the canteen, the woman attacked him outside of the canteen and kicked his ass, kicked Mando's ass. I must have, like, stroked down during the circus. You know, I was stroked down because it was so preposterously bad.

I'm so tired of MMA women appearing in every fucking action movie, every movie. You can't fucking escape them. They come in like your younger brother. Hey, guys, what are you doing? I don't know if you remember me, but I'm was in MMA. I'm a chicken MMA, which gives me every right to be here. Fuck off, you stupid bitch. No one wants you here.

Nobody. I want actors. I want a, I want a, a male badass. Or what, they're never in my life. Never, never in anyone's life. Have they seen a female woman attack a big alpha male and this was something that happened in their life. Never, don't wanna see it on TV.

Oh, you know what, when I start seeing it in real life, put on TV, that's it. When I can identify it as something that might have actually, everything else, I'll believe the hyperdrive before I believe that. Oh, I gotcha. All right. That last part didn't make sense, did it?

I don't know. I think it does though. Oh, I gotcha. All right. That last part didn't make sense, did it? I don't know. I think it does though. Well, you did say a female woman. Female? Well, no, you have to say that. That's a part that I stuck, you know what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have more about Star Wars than you should.

I think you're right. Here's another thing that I have, hold on, the ACLU. Did you know it was Men's Day last week? No. Here I have another two. For real? Yeah, it was International Men's Day. Guess how the ACLU celebrated it with this gem.

There's no one way, this is what the ACLU said. There's no one way to be a man, men who get their periods are men, men who get pregnant and give birth are men, trans and non-binary men belong, hashtag International Men's Day. These are just, I don't even, like, I don't get upset about things like that.

I'm just, I just think it's bizarre to me that I'm seeing sentences like that in my lifetime. It's something that like, I just didn't see coming. Yeah, we didn't. No, what did you see coming? When you were a kid, what's something that you thought might happen? Well, sex robots, no, definitely. Well, fine cars, fine cars, yeah. Yeah, he didn't know. What did you see coming when you were a kid, what's something that you thought might happen? Sex robots.

No, definitely. Fine cars. Fine cars. Yeah, like that. No, I'm talking about just socially, like, you know, gay marriage. Yeah, I didn't, I never thought that I would see, like men having periods.

Yeah. I just never, you know, I never thought that deeply into it. No, it's, if I ever, I guess my problem is, and maybe this is my problem, I can't imagine, I can imagine person saying, oh, that would be dope, I wish I had a spaceship that went to space like that. True. I wish I had lights up, but,

trot trot trot trot, I wish that I was like on an adventure, and I wish I would picture a woman, I wish I was like lost in a magical tribe and they'd braided my hair and shit and I met this guy and really hit it off. And, you know, I was important, special. I could imagine that.

I could never imagine anyone saying, where are you going with that? I sang, that was Leia. Oh yeah. And the first one was like, I could never imagine anyone saying, oh, I wish a woman with big fucking beefy arms would come in and kick the shit out of Boba Fett.

Oh yeah. Anyone, anyone on that one? Raise your hand. No, anyone in the back? They say parsec three times. Yeah. Why? Yeah. It was a fuck up in the first one. It's not funny. It's not funny now. Gotcha. Throughout again. No one would ever use it. No one would say you're the best bounty hunter in the parsec. No one would say that. No one says, oh, this is the best, this is the best, you're the best dancer in an acre.

Yeah, right. No one. No one would say that. Yeah. It is his distance. And it is a distance specific to the earth that no one would use as soon as you were able to, as soon as you were able to go lights being and travel anywhere like that?

No one would use distance to describe anything anymore. It's the galaxy. All right. That's getting too autistic even for me. Let's see. I'll watch the rest, but I hate watching it now. Yeah, I'm just curious what the because they do they do definitely have to make it more engaging in some way.

I, you know, I'm so bad. I don't know. I don't know how they more engaging in some way. I'm so bad. I don't know how they're gonna do it. That's so bad. Because they've already set it up to, oh, he's the guy cold as ice with his heart melted by a 50 year old baby Yoda, who all of a sudden has an attack of conscience. Yeah.

Car weather's chasing him all over the gallery. Maybe, you know, maybe it is a perfect, maybe it is perfect for today's youth, the show. Yeah. You have, you do meaningless pointless and aim like the first Star Wars was a bunch of hippy-dippy kids who wanted to fuck up the parent system by using peace and love and horseshit that is not sale obtain tangible or salable. And now the new modern youth is you have to do meaningless horsehit and you have to do it perfectly. And if you don't, you'll die. None of your peers support you.

Your life is ruled and controlled by a woman with esoteric rules that you do not understand but that you have to comply with without understanding. And you are in charge of a baby whose future has already been sold. If you have one, you're in charge of a baby whose future has already been sold and who practices skills that you don't understand. Yeah. That's it.

And then you die. Now, he's not familiar with the force, right? Who? And Doe. Yeah, Boba Fett or whatever. So that was like news to him. I don't think so. Yeah, it's news to him.

Uh-huh. Okay. Um, one moment, please. What do you fucking call those little guys in the desert? Palestinians. Oh, God. I knew you weren't going to give me the answer. Paul Stinians. Oh God. I knew you weren't gonna give me the answer. That's gonna drive me crazy, the whole fucking show.

Okay, what time is it? Oh God, it's already 11, three, three. 15 people are typing the answer and you're not gonna let me see it. No, I'm not gonna let you see it. Don't tell them the real answer. Oh yeah, I'm wearing a fig bat. I'm wearing a wet, fig-backed digger-nick shirt.

Yeah. Because these shirts stink. Oh, you've ripped them. That is great shirt, though. That is cool, shirt, though. It is cool, right? Yeah, why is he wearing? Is this something that I'm not aware of?

That's his anti-sympan helmet. Oh. Okay. He goes around and busts simps with that helmet. Fig-backed, digger. It's like a handle on top dig it. Fig back dig it. It's like a handle on top of it. Yeah it does.

Yeah. I don't know. It's made from like, like, a trick can hold on. Like a trash can lid. When he's fucking your woman, she holds onto that handle. Mm-hmm.

Oh, she's riding him on. Gotcha. Okay, let's see. I've had a guy. Yes, here he is. Charles. Oh, God. Charles, you there?

Yeah. Okay. Oh, what's up, man? All right, let me read, let me read what you sent in. Charles, what do you call those little guys in the desert? Don't tell them. Tell me, tell me, liar. Get them off the phone. Here it was, Charles Donnelly, hey, Dick, long time fan, I was listening to your newest episode. You mentioned red flag laws, and as such,

and the such, and was actually recently red flagged in Washington state and had my firearms taken away due to my tweets. I somehow won in court, which is apparently very uncommon and the police returned my firearms. I'm willing to talk to you about my whole experience and everything if you want. Here are some of the news stories about it. You have definitely heard of this guy, Sean. Charles, I'm loading up the things

I can read the news stories you sent. Give me one second. Okay, here it was. Redmond police, Sees Gunn. Sees Gunn's over Joker threat made on Twitter. What was the threat that you made? I made a tweet with me holding two AK-47s in the text out.

One ticket for Joker, please. Yeah, right. Yeah. And a Java. Oh, you asked all you looked at. I sure did because it was going to drive me crazy. The whole show was derailed. Fuck you.

Do you have a copy of this? With a concentrate on anything. Charles, thanks for nothing, Charles. Posted in the Discord room. Yeah, posted in the Discord. One ticket for Joe Gurplees and he's holding 2 AK47. Yeah. I mean, does that scream, here it is.

God. I mean, I'll put it on the stream. No, this is, this is like widespread, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is national news. No, but I mean, you're not the only one to do something like this, right? I mean, there's hundreds of tweets. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

Okay, one ticket to jail group, please. Here's this guy. White shirt standing with two gigantic AK-47s. This got you red flagged, you say? This and some other tweets that I had, but this is the one that got the police to my house. Oh really? Because I know if you say like, you know, if you say something like the president ought to be shot, like see, they will show up and you have a few questions for you, right? It's not a lot of out,, right? Aren't a wild butt. Here was the New York Times article.

This is how big this is. He wrote, he wrote, kill all women. Wow. But a judge returned his guns. So obviously the New York Times thinks you shouldn't have gotten your guns back, is that right? Yeah. Authorities around the country have collided

with the limits of laws designed to seize weapons from those who might be a threat to public safety. Let's see here. One ticket for Joker, please. They got that. Oh yeah, here was another tweet you had. Charles Donnelly, 23, talked about threatening his mother with a gun and described fantasies about hurting women.

Here's the quote, I will shoot any woman any time for any reason. Yeah, which is Twitter. Yeah, yeah. So that's what they extrapolated out of that. Yeah. Yeah. You can't see that's a response to one of my female friends

saying like, oh, we'll cut someone come shoot me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's funny then, right? Well, it's obviously a joke. I mean, it's so, it's just so over the top. So what happened? What happened? I was just coming home from work and I see an undercover cop car across the street from

my house and I'm like, oh, that's kind of weird. I pull into my driveway and then they just like, are you Charles? And they just like put my hands behind my back and everything and search my car for weapons and Show me these printed off pictures of my tweets and hand me the files and everything. What tweets did they show you? Did you start laughing? Yeah, so it was pretty funny, but also really stressful. Yeah, you know, yeah, Johnny Lohan was like seven more squad cars pulled into my neighborhood. Yeah, you know, yeah, Johnny Lowe, seven more squad cars pulled into my neighborhood.

Oh, girl, you got me. I got out and everything. We got him in cuts. You guys like them in that. Todd Hockney quote, unusual suspects. Sharia brought enough guys. Yeah. What other tweets did they show you all printed out?

Like the cops are at work going, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, let's print this guy off. It's like a paper. It's like a lot of paper. A lot of them are just pictures of me with firearms or the pictures of my firearms. Yeah. It's also they don't get sued if something happens.

So what did they do then? Then they pretty much just gave me the paperwork, told me that they're seizing my firearms for the time being and I've caught in two weeks. Oh God. All because of the Joker movie, Tweet. Yeah. Who did it? Pretty much. Who did this to you? Uh, it's like the Seattle Police Department started it. Really? Started the filing. Yeah. It wasn't like anyone pissed at you like an ex or your mom or something like that. Yeah. No. Who reported it? I'm good. I don't have any like angry exes

or anything. I'm not going to turn it. You're not doing things right? Because they're all dead. Right? Hey, I mean, yeah, that's the only way. No, nobody listens to this. You can tell me. It was the police. You're sure about that?

Yeah. Yeah, well, the only people who can fill out these like red flags in Washington state, I know are police and like close family friends and loved ones. So it's fucking outrageous, man. So the police called themselves to report that you were of danger to yourself and others. Yeah. Because you were holding two AK-47s. Are those legal where you are? Yeah. Yeah. Both are legally owned and everything. Well, ones of friends, but you legally owns it. I mean, did you, when was the, when did it turn from panic to just sheer absurdity? I mean, immediately it was pretty sheer absurdity, but yeah.

Yeah. It became panic immediately too, just thinking, oh, I'm going to lose all my firearms. Yeah, no shit, that's a lot of money. Yeah, they took, I think, like, seven firearms from me, so. Oh, no shit. That's a lot of money. Yeah, they took, I think like seven firearms from me. So oh, man. So you got a court. Do you have to get a lawyer or anything like that? Yeah, I did get a lawyer. Yeah. Which I guess a lot of people don't do. I don't think a lot of people even just go to court. They just let it keep the guns. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Mother fuckers. I bet that's true. Yeah. Well, yeah, I don't doubt it. Yeah, especially like one or two. I can have fun. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Mother fuckers. I bet that's true. That yeah. Well, yeah, I don't doubt it.

Yeah, especially like one or two. I can have fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes it's probably not worth your time, but I know the New York Times reporter saying was saying some guy spent like $5,000 to get one gun back because he's on principle. Yeah. Yeah. Now what happened? Does that go? Does something like that go? Does something like that go on your record? Say, say you don't get, you know, fight to get your guns back. Because they were, you know, retardedly seized from you. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, does something like that stay on your record? It's like, yeah, this guy had guns taken away from him. He never, because we thought he might do something. Because we thought he might do something. Yeah. Well, you can't get your guns back until you go through like a mental health evaluation and everything and wait at least a year to fight it again. Oh, wait. So if you miss your

court date, you have to wait a year and go through a mental health examination. Yeah. As far as I know, that's what it seems like. Okay. So what was court like? Like, did you lawyers say to prep anything that you say not make, not to make any jokes for the court or her? Yeah. The only thing he's guilty of is like, like a fairly like funny joke. Low hanging fruit, little taste, not guilty of that. That's my, that's my dick. That's my defining characteristic.

Okay, I know it when I see it. What happened in court? This is my first time in court. Like this is my first like big encounter with the law ever besides like a speeding ticket so It we just like went up on the stand and talked about how they were jokes and everything and Out it should fall under the first amendment And they what did the judge agreed was he was he was like the judge annoyed at least that how, over how retarded it was? The judge was a little bit, I think, which, but they all, she also said, which it was a female judge, which a lot of the news stories aren't saying.

Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Most of the comments aren't saying it either, either which That's interesting. What did she say? She was basically just saying they were really distasteful jokes, but and that's it. Yeah, yeah Yeah, because there was no proof that I was planning anything or had planned anything or done any crime besides the tweets. Yeah Which are not a crime? Did the New York Times call you at all for this article?

Yeah, I talked to the New York Times journalist on the phone. Yeah, what kind of stuff did they ask you? Like, were they assholes? I, you know, I think the hatred. It was really nice actually. Yeah. And then of course, they changed the headline after like 12 hours that clickbait headline, but yeah, oh, what he used to say Probably something more accurate. I think something like the police took his firearms, but a judge returned to them Okay, and now they changed it to he wrote kill all women But a judge returned his guns. Did you write kill all women? That's not what that quote said I think that is on one of my tweets here. It's I think in this collage Kill all women here and my friends made back in like 2017. Yeah

Which the judge really couldn't understand the collage like she thought the police made it or something I had to clarify that my friend had made it posted it to Twitter self hating. Oh, okay. I see it I'm looking at your collage right now. What does this say? I really want to just punch a woman so hard her entire body just buckles and collapses. Oh my. Yeah, you did say it. See, what else is here? Was that, does that have any context

that can be rationalized or are we just gonna have to sit on that one? I don't know. I think I was just messing around with friends saying funny things. Yeah. It was most of my tweets. Self hating in cell men are the new jihadists who put that like an old like headline from some new site Oh, okay, you got a knife here. You do look pretty menacing. Yeah

All right, well did it did this this experience teach you anything about your behavior online, Charles? Um, just be careful a little bit more. Be careful. Yeah, you know. Yeah. Uh, more violence broke out over Frozen 2 than the Jocer. What? Yeah, Frozen 2 had like a machete blood bath. What?

Yeah, the cops were trying to let it say that like because of their red flags like they stopped violence in court. Yeah, I'm looking at, hold on, let me look at it. Frozen 2 screening ends in Machete Brawl. You didn't know about this, Sean? That's another sentence that I never thought I would hear. Birmingham, Birmingham, England. Oh yeah.

We're families reviewing Frozen 2. A lot better machete activity. Yes. A witness who was there to, who was in line to see the Disney film at the time described that is one of the scariest moments of my life. Oh wow. Officers were able to disperse this crowd which had ridden to 100. I don't know, I guess they didn't

really like the movie. Wait a minute, they came, they said they came out of a different movie. I think. I didn't read that. I just read the headline. Got it. Frozen 2. I'm ruining the story. I'm ruined in the show. I think. I didn't read that. I just read the headline. Got it frozen too. I'm ruining the story. I assume I wasn't about frozen too.

The statute is not written such that the court can give the benefit of the doubt to those blah blah blah blah. Well, I'm glad you got your guns back. Yeah. No, it sounds like they made the right decision. Did you enjoy the joke or what a pain in the ass? Did you get to see it? I haven't actually seen it yet.

Yeah. That's funny. All right, Charles, anything make you a rage? Um, I don't know. I can't think of anything right now. I'll give you a minute. Think hard. Well, people who can't drive in the rain just like every morning driving to work, it's just

constantly we see accidents. So people like spinning out for some reason. Yeah. They just don't change their tires to like winter tires or something. Yeah. Are you in California? No, I'm in Washington. Oh, you're watching.

Oh, you're watching. Shit, everybody should fucking know that. Everybody should have good wipers and good tires. Yeah, but we see that. They don't replace that shit. We see that shit down here. Mine, I'm cruising around on tires that are about five pounds under what they should be.

Yeah. Kind of strong. I'm gonna be one of those guys if I don't fill them, shits up tomorrow. All right, Charles, get out of here. Thank you for calling in. Congratulations on all your success. I'm a nice step.

You too. Kill all women. God. Yeah. I read some comments. Oh, that's where Figbat lives in Birmingham. Yeah. Perhaps he knows something about the machete violence that's happening. Perhaps he was perpetrating it. Yeah.

Now, Fattix, I think a parsecs three light years. But we'd never use that distance, never. Because it's relative to earth. Ah, let me think about this for a minute. Yeah, yeah. We are very passionate about knifey spoonie, he says. What? We are very passionate about knifey spoonie.

What is that man? Knifey spoonie. Oh, knifey spoonie. That's not knife. That's a spoon. I see you've played knifey Spoonie before. No lifey Spoonie. Gotcha. That was big that. Yeah. Okay, let me read some comments. Sean McClish says happy Thanksgiving you fuck. Guess who decided that this Thanksgiving was a good holiday to stop drinking. Me probably the same guy whose family is sitting around playing cards against humanity and giggling at the dumbest shit imaginable. I hope you and your family are well because if I don't leave soon mine won't be.

Wow. Just drinking, stopping drinking before New Year's. That's rough. Stupid. Yeah, that's one where you probably should just do it as a New Year's resolution. Because I'm against that, you know, as a general rule. It's like if it's important enough to stop, just like dating a really hot chick

and breaking up with her right before your anniversary, or right before, I don't know, right before banging her one last time. I could just get one last crack in there. Yeah, like one last. You know it's a problem, you know you got, but it's, you do, you've got a lot of pressure around the holidays. You got to deal with people who made you drink

in the first place. It's like, yeah, exactly. At least, at least give yourself a reason to have stopped drinking. Load up on it on the holidays, pound it down, alienate everyone, say things you cannot take back for the rest of your life, and then you'll be able to work on you time because no one will want to be around you. Yeah. And then you could get all your steps that people will be really supportive.

I'm stopping drinking because do you remember all that shit I said, thanksgiving. Mm-hmm. That's why. It's like a girl breaking up with a guy before he takes her on a big vacation. That's a better explanation like, come on. Just get one last who writes.

Good one of this thing. Kukumachu, 69 says, you know what makes me rich? Exercise, bro, I finally got enough motivation to take my fat ass to the gym and exercise. But of course, anytime I do, I can't stop hearing about how I need to buy this protein shake or this pre-workout or this start or start drinking kale smoothies or start subscribing to these bodybuilding magazines or fuck off. All I want to do is exercise. So I don't die of heart disease before I'm 40.

Good luck with that. But because it's not that much more than a light year. Oh, in the big scheme of three. Three. Yeah, like light year is three of those. No, that's a good idea. It's the bet. I mean, it is, because we're talking about local cluster. Is a light year. Why three of those is more? He's the best bounty hunter in this parsec. Wow. First of all, say it with, say it's not impressive enough. It's not. Yeah. It's small. As soon as you have a hyperdrive

It's galaxy the second you have they obviously wrote that because Even just like oh that must be or it's a best based term or it's the best west of the Mississippi because that defines a land That is that is wild right and more and That is wild and more savage Or be in the outer rim. It's not fucking parsec, because wherever you are, that's not gonna define your local area of notoriety. It doesn't make any fucking sense.

SH says, you can tell, this is about the Maddox thing. You can tell he's completely uncomfortable being in front of an audience, comes off as very insecure at what she is. This is about Maddox's video. Once again, him when he was riding on his website before anyone knew who he was was him and his best, the second he got in front of the camera,

everything went downhill for him. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that is true. Steven Severin, I've counted six women leaving with one returning, the women leaving game that we were playing. There's no way that's accurate. So he says, one returning, if it counts,

Riley or on the YouTube's fat veto, as he's called wins the game. I didn't think that was true either, but... What's that? I know, I don't know. That's what people are saying. I think that's way too many. I don't know that there were six women there. Me either.

I saw that one walking around a while. Yeah. Okay, we'll do it. I don't know. I mean, he's probably more autistic than me. So Hey, dick Judas here recently been dating this cute redhead chick Good job good personality 44 G cans wow

Wow wow for two reasons Very good. That's a double wow. Yeah, yeah. One only problem is she has a kid. Oh wow. Three wow. Her baby dad, her baby dad is a complete asshole, of course. And I have no experience with kids. How can I convince her to give up her kid for adoption?

Jesus. Good question. How old's a kid? I don't know. What age do you old's a kid? I don't know. What do you have? What age do you have an answer for? I don't know. Boarding school.

Yeah. Boarding school. Right. You frame the kid, set the garage on fire and get it. You put on the kid's clothes or hire a midget to wear the kids clothes. You photoshop fire. Yeah. Photoshop with a bunch of guns.

Yeah. Photoshop with a bunch of guns and sent it to the mom and say, look, boarding school is only fucking fire. Yeah, photoshopped with a bunch of guns. Yeah, photoshopped with a bunch of guns and sent it to the mom and say, look, boarding school is only fucking option. We gotta get this kid some discipline. You are a shitty, you and those big tits are a shitty mom. We gotta send this kid to military school. Give the kid up for adoption.

Or CPS, I really want an answer. Child protective services. I'm afraid he really does want an answer. That's what they're there for. They're there to take children away from mothers and give them to and give them to addicts. That's always that's always in your it's always available to you. You can convince her that she's allergic to her kid. Oh yeah. Find something that will give her a rash and whenever the kid's around like rabbit rub it on her. There you

go. She's allergic to something or even like just takes up a little bit of poison on your hands Put it on the kids seven like how you must be allergic to we got your ears fucking kid That works for cats. Yeah, you do the same thing. You can he has the He has the inz I'm and his saliva so when he licks himself it becomes airborne and you gotta get you gotta get another breed Or do the sensible thing in justly heave. Here's another one, Maddie T. Hey Dick, been a fan since the old show. I need some dating relationship advice. And while I'm sure you'll just tell me what I want to hear, I'm hoping Sean or whatever

guests you have on might have some useful insight. Short version. You don't usually tell people what they want to hear, I don't think. No, that guy definitely doesn't want to hear frame the child with a crime and then send him to boarding school. You don't think? No. Well, no, I think,

we're just, you give him up for adoption. If he was honestly asking that question, then he probably does want creative solutions like that. You think so? I mean, I think people just get stuck in a spot where they don't know what to do, so they endlessly ask the same question. I know.

Like my boyfriend kicks the shit out of me. What should I do? Yeah. You know the answer. You do know the, yeah. You just ask the same questions so you can pretend to never move forward. Short version, how long should I wait

before starting to date a girl coming out of a relationship? Wait, how long should I wait before starting to date a girl coming out of a relationship? I think it's him. If you are waiting at all to start dating after a divorce, you lost the divorce. You need to be dating before your, before even your relationship starts going bad, you should have something lined up. This is actually what the people I know who have gone through it. They're like, you got it, you will not feel like it.

You got to get right back out there. Immediately. Yeah, and realize that life goes on. It's like a really hard thing to do. I would imagine, but it's, they'll say like, that gets you back in the stream that's flowing. Yeah. Otherwise, you'll just sit on the bank. The second the higher says is over, you should start lining up your next relationship. Right. That's what you're saying. You know, I mean, contingency plans. It's

like, well, what happens if a being a musician doesn't work out, you know, I'm a contingency plan. It's like, well, what happens if a be in a musician doesn't work out, you know, I probably have something lined up. They don't tell you not to buy car insurance, right? Nobody says that. You need to have something else lined up just in case it's the law. Long and long version. I have a complicated history with one of my best friends. Good body, classic girl next door looks. Incredible G Cubs cans. Jesus Christ, one of my best friends. That's always a, that's always a, you're a man, you're best friends a woman, what the fuck? Yeah, it's always a little bit, I would say it's rare.

I mean, I'm not saying it could never happen. I don't think most men can relate to that. You're best friend, you get an argument, you get an argument matches about the second amendment. And what really is pedophilia? Is that what you do with your best friend? Yeah, I don't think there's seriously G cups. She usually has to wear two bras.

What? Oh, that's interesting. I know it's cliche, but she and I just fucking get each other. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, buddy. We always have. And she is one of the two people in my life that I can talk to about absolutely anything. Yeah, because you haven't fucked her yet.

Oh, there have always been romantic undertones to our friendship, but aside from a short fuck buddy situation we had when I was living out of state, oh, I was wrong. We've never dated, as we have never been single at the same time. We have this fucked up routine, where one of us expresses romantic interest

while the other is in a relationship. Then by the time that relationship ends, the first person has moved on. It has found up a BFG of their own. Rinsing repeat. Oh, John, the stock crossed in my prime. She has to see my prime and we just can't quit each other. I could have been somebody.

Ugh, and then I say I love you and she started with another guy. After years of turning each other down, after years of turning each other down, she got married. As a friend, I was happy for her. But sure as shit, I started getting jealous. A few months into their engagement. This time it was a lot worse. I came down with a case of jump syndrome.

It took two years to shake. And I haven't been able to date anybody since her engagement. I eventually reached a point where I could hang around her in a group without things being awkward. Why? Why? Man, why? Am I like, do you have these friend circles where I have to, you mean, Holy fuck, man, to keep friends around. I've got a poll with the power of a thousand sons

having to avoid people for me. Poof, there'll be three years, like, oh fuck, I haven't talked to that guy in three years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not what happened to him. I'm like that. Or her. I'm like that. Oh man. I eventually reached a point where I could hang around her in a group without things being awkward, but we stopped seeing each other.

One on one completely. Last month she asked me out to lunch, just the two of us and told me she was getting a divorce. Apparently her relationship has had some major issues since the beginning. Maybe there are people who just like have emotions all day. And their friends do, it's like an episode of Friends. Maybe that's real for some people. Yeah.

And she fooled herself into thinking marriage would fix them. It did not. Oh boy. Maybe your marriage would there will fix them. It did not. No, boy. Maybe your marriage would there will fix them. Since our lunch, we've been spending more and more time together. Last weekend, we had a huge talk about us. Oh, man. You know what?

I'm too old for that talk. I feel great about that. I see. Right. You're just more likely to cut to the chase. We need to talk about us now we don't. Yeah. Never changing.

I'll never change anything, never doing anything different. That's it. That's what I got for you. Yeah. She admitted she never got over me. And this was part of the reason her marriage failed. We agreed that neither one of us is ready to try dating her because of the ongoing divorce,

me because of serious depression and suicidal hideoution. Oh my god. But we agreed to maybe try dating in the future. Oh, ever since this talk, things between us have been accelerating at light speed with text constantly. We'll be started flirting. Her divorce isn't finalized, and yet she's staying at my place to watch movies this Friday. The dome part of my brain is falling for her all over again.

But the logical part of me thinks we've been moving way too fast. I have no idea how to pump the brakes at this point. Parsecs are flying by. Do I even need to? Wizzin' by. How long should we wait before giving this a shot? I would love to hear your thoughts. I do want a little baby Yoda in the future.

Yeah, free. To read this on your show and let a little baby Yoda in the future. Yeah, three. To read this on your show and let me know if you have any questions. Well, thanks and go Vaggyzell. Oh, man. I mean, just fuck anything that walks, dude. What are you talking about? I mean, any interest in here. Well, I mean, like, what?

Why do they stop short of just like going like, okay, we're just together. Like, uh, try this. They both want it. What kind of like really weird rules is who fucking cares about your friendship, said to boys, whatever, try this one. Try this one. Don't say anything. Try this one.

Hey, baby, why don't you come over here? How about you get those tits out? Try that. Hey, baby, why don't you come over here and suck this dick? Try it, they've already fucked. Oh yeah, oh God. I'm not sure. This is polyamory.

You know Destiny was talking about polyamorous relationships right here man. People getting married and having lunches with each other, telling them they love them, all kinds of weird, Victorian shit. Were you gonna advise for that guy? No, I probably already fucked, right? I probably definitely fucked.

No, I mean, oh, what? Oh, you mean they've probably already fucked? Yeah, they probably already fucked. Oh, again, like since I, I mean, yeah, probably. Real Harry Matt Sally situation. Is it? Yeah, never saw that movie. Never saw that movie.

Never saw that movie. Yeah, never saw that movie. Do do do do do do do do. Hello. Hi, is this Denise? Yes, I've been trying. Oh, no, that's okay. Thank you for calling in. I was worried we got the day wrong. No, my stuff wouldn't work and then I tried to Skype. No, there was no answer, but I think I have to run on once anyway. I probably Riley's far, Riley probably fucked it up. Always blamed the producer.

I don't think that's important. I'm really, you're technically like handicapped. Actually, that goes perfectly into what I wanted to talk to you today about. You're the author of what men want to say to women, but can't. Let me read your bio here. Denise is McAllister. Am I saying that right? Like, homelone? Yeah. It's a it's a cultural. My nephew's watched homelone for the first time this Christmas. They're four and six. Uh huh. I've never heard kids laugh. Oh, I've never heard them laugh

harder than when those guys were the wet bandits were getting grasses. Yeah. Yeah. And then right afterwards, little bam bam was like, I'm, he's full. I want a flame thrower. He's like, yeah, I want to get a house. I want my own house. I don't want any of you. The lesson he learned was that he doesn't want his family around ever. Yeah. He wants his own house and he's going to fill it with, he's going to have 10 spiders and snakes. He is wise beyond his ears, isn't he? Yeah, man, cool. Me too. Good luck getting there.

You'll probably get shackled down with some broad. Remember these dreams, right? These dreams sound as a child. Denise McAllister is a cultural commentator who was written for several publications, including the federalist and PJ Media. And is the co-author of the New York Times best seller, Spygate, the attempted sabotage of Donald J. Trump.

She has appeared as a commentator on Fox News, the BBC, the NPR, the Sean Hannity radio show and numerous radio programs across the United States. She's also a Christian apologist who studied systematic theology, apologetics, philosophy and Christian theory, reform, theolog, theologi,ical theology theological cemetery my saying that word right uh... but you don't need to welcome to the show you talking to dick and

shan my audio engineer you don't work at the federalist anymore do you now and i'll be to work at the end of the world that no longer daily wire what happened how did you get fired from these uh... illustrious publications well i'm a minute to be a twitter fight with gosh are uh... something to learn about his meaning of life and uh...

we're fired from the daily wire and yeah the twitter fight where i was just in my head and I get the day where you gave a tag for me, people. Yeah. Ben Shapiro is one of them, yeah. Ben Shapiro, yeah, he's head of daily wires, he's the one who's. He's one of who fired you and I saw recently that you posted the DMs of all his firing.

I mean, it was pretty funny stuff because we had Nick Fuentes on, was it last week? Mm-hmm. Talking about the establishment conservatives and kind of how a lot of me, me definitely, a lot of us just absolutely hate them and find them to be, find them to be shills, I guess, would be the best way to put it. Well, the reason why I posted those posted those dams was not to miss a vindication of me. That's water in the bridge.

That version's been made a long time ago. The people in conservative anger let me out, have no love for me anymore. There's no way of squaring my way in with them about. But it is to show what the behind the scenes, what the values are of conservative ink, particularly in this case in Shapiro, and that it's not really about understanding people or interacting with people or not understanding the nuances of relationships or what's really going on with people. But it's really about protecting their money and their brand.

And that's what I wanted to share with that. He didn't want to know what my story was. My side of the story was he didn't want to know how everything that was happening, happening to me, I'll work on it. It didn't matter. I had insulted the liberal gay guy. And therefore I had to go to protect the public. Yeah.

You said that like the last time in the DM. Yeah. It's you a gay guy. It's widespread on both sides. It seems like today. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Just the firing. What was the, what was it? Oli? Was that the, what was the guy you insulted? Oli, Oli, the gay guy. So gay guy swoops in Denise makes some joke about non-talking to her husband during a football game. And gay guy comes in and starts grand standing there and tell her that telling her she's being mistreated

in her relationship. Yeah. Right? Now I don't know about anything about my relationship. And if you try to, have you tried a big league me on my own fucking relationship, that's, that's it.

Yeah. There's no hope. Now you've, you've just eliminated all of the rules from this engagement by roping in a significant other and trying to shit talk them in front of everybody else right like that's the game and you've just you just changed rules go ahead to these yeah not only that with the

of wheat and uh... with cost the police social services and of actual using me I have been with cost the police, the social services, the children of the crime, of actually using me and the enemy.

He needs to be reported. This is what was going on in the midst of all of that. And he was egging this on. And at one point I said, who were you to criticize my heterosexual relationship? All I did was make a joke about the North and the North and the North have been doing a game to make a point to women that many their space and don't try to always be in dating on their masculine space and just show them respect. That was all that was through a joke. And he comes with a starvation, all of his

peeps and everyone else, you know, criticizing my husband and very not just in a light way, but accusing of criminal activity and calling you know, threatening call cuts. God damn it. That's what we're doing on. And then that's why I last out in him climbing, he was like,

that's not gonna be, you know, as if I was some kind of battered woman. Yeah. And it was in the midst of all this that then she appeared, I've been in said, you know, because you've dumped on Ali because I basically said, yeah, he had meaning,

he's done meaning only in day sex, which, according to Milo, you're not gonna say, because you don't know me uh... business and you know you can be only gay sex uh... according to my life not for the time i thought that i'm not so it's an ever-one for a couple weeks ago you know that it's true that the one of the all of that what is it i miss a minute that he waited you say he finds meaning in gay sex yeah i'd like to work for the way but i i think i did you i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i man. Instead, you're sort of meaning of another man's asshole. That's what that's that's

fine. Okay, your question your response to that. Insults back and forth. Yeah, I'm pussy. And so what did he say you went too far? Everybody's ringing their hands over it. Well, the thing is, the point, some are trying to go to the side of bad word or if i said it could be that's ridiculous we all know that everyone on twitter is always saying nasty stuff yeah that's the only one here it was that it's a great man who is like a man who are

who slept with him all the time and i said him don't really understand your meeting as a human being or man is just finding the name of the giant is yeah i mean yeah i'm not gonna find i'm not gonna find her all the time and i said he don't really understand your meeting is to be normally and it's just a funny you have the giant yeah i mean yeah i've been fired uh... no of course that i've this is that i called out again

in a very broadway for his you know in this reaction all of his attacks all but you know for uh... and i'll start with him defending megan mcain when i'm a criticize the view all i hate that it's so much megan mcain every time i'm talking about this this is her she was generating all of the hostility of the

for the very she was because i think i've been convinced of the current that the daily wire five-minute i know that why i was trying to settle i've got it actually know that i was the federal actually actually the federal there was a policy in place that no one would ever be fired for what they said on twitter

yeah so they was to that one i brought in a quote you had about there where Megan got involved. Where is it? Those, let's see. What did you say about the view? I'm trying to find that one. Yeah, she was in a fight. She was in a fight with other people sometimes from the view. And I said of the view, not really, I wasn't really about her because I went to the article and the

fact that where she was arguing. And I said the view basically is just the front of back. You were on the mental and mental midgets. Yeah. Without any kind of emotional regulation, her case is to be with each other. A round table of delusional mental midgets, ricocheting ignorance and lack of emotional regulation. That's what the view is. And McCain hit you back with you are at my wedding Denise Twitter, oh no, you're making the right move. I know. I know.

It is a worst way to start your day. I hate that we finally got rid of McCain. God finally took McCain from us. And this fat, sourced, and his daughter just oozes her way right into the role. She just oozes her way right into his role. She just oozes her way right into his skin, like a hermit crab, a more discus, with the same fucking talking points, but more like a whole new version,

like when they reboot kids cartoons, like James Bond Jr., and now it's like McCain Jr. now. Now we've got Megan and Dan Crenshaw and all these cloned scumbags all fighting for that uh... grizzly old fucks mantel i hate it so much i hate her uh... i don't do you have anything to say about mccain and then i really want to talk to you about your book so i think it's interesting yeah i don't know if you knew this okay go ahead go ahead

sorry yeah well i mean i just i know that was stupid and high schoolish and done from the very beginning because i never really insulted her. I insulted her view. Where she worked, her workplace, that was not about her and I explained that to her. But, you know, that was not enough. It had to be an unleashing of hate. And it just continued.

It continued all the time. I know it's not like the one you victim right now have that I'm just saying it's part of cancel culture and you think you never do you do not do this in conservative and you do not offend the bank and the can and you do not and the game i think it's probably going to be sending us you know i think they and

otherwise you are gone and you know you just you can't talk about race or anything else along those lines you're gonna ousted from conservative bank yeah um and yeah i mean it they all do it too like every time i've heard trump talk more about black unemployment than unemployment like man like it's so do you not it's so obvious what you're doing.

Like, what the, do you really think, do you really think that's is gonna be what's gonna do it for them? Okay, your book, What Men Want to Say to Women, a book can't, that's coming out next year, right? I don't know if you knew this, but I wrote a book called Men Are Better The Women about 10 years ago, which is full of what men want to say to women about Kant.

Right, so you'll be hearing from Dick's lawyer about subconscious plagiarism. If I buy this book for my wife or girlfriend, will it fix what's wrong with her? I hope this women read my book and I want women to read my book. This is a book for those men and women to read. That women will realize things about men in time to appreciate in our spectrum that other than they have in a long time. And if men read it, I hope that they are encouraged. I hope that they will remind you about what the term that's going to be used because you're not our symbol, the waste immature men among us.

You know that they will be, I'll just understand and celebrate themselves. I hope that men and I hope that causes women to lift men up and respect and love and understanding. And it's been lost. But this highly-seminized culture, men have been denigrated. And it's just a wine festival for men. I mean, it's just an actual analysis of how masculinity is under attack today. It's under attack for the reason because we can people, we can find nation, we need strong, good men in order to be a free republic.

When we lose men, we are going to lose our freedom and people need to understand that. We also need to understand that basis of culture. And Brightfart said that politics is downstream from culture. I'm saying that again. Hold on, I didn't catch that. Barbara said what? That politics are downstream from culture. Politics are downstream from culture. You can't fix you can't fix politics unless you fix the culture well i want to say you can't fix culture because culture is downstream from relationships in the fundamental relationship

in our society is between men and women if that is breaking if that's just wrapped up if you don't have respect there you're not gonna have it anywhere uh... i think men and women don't really understand each other uh... you don't have respect there, you're not going to have it anywhere. Yeah. I think men and women don't really understand each other. Oh, you don't think so? Not really. I mean, not think as hard as I can. I don't want any colored pens ever. I could try to wrap my mind around that one,

can't possibly understand it. Well, if you can, I think there can be understanding. I think mature women understand that, and mature women understand women. I think that there be understanding, I think mature women understand that and mature women understand women. I think that there is, it's hard to understand that opposite sex anyway. There's been countless books written on, you have to understand the opposite sex and how to communicate. We are different. Yeah.

I think more about how some of them has underlined and disrupted the absolute relationship of understanding that's going on in the silencing of men and able to, and their ability to communicate and be understood as men in this culture. Because let me tell you, you are under attack. Your masculinity is being reconstructed before your eyes, through schools, through politics, through psychological associations, through the media, and it's dangerous for our freedom. I saw Boba Fett getting his ass kicked on TV by a woman.

That's Sean. That's all I need. I said, if my mind wasn't as strong as it was, I might have accepted that shit as plausible. But because of my advanced age, i was able to immediately reject that in doctrina you know i'm saying and bob of that getting his ass kicked by woman i don't think so uh...

the the method that polywood billing out you know i'm not as strong as men it's just as crippled our society women are not as strong as men come on ladies knock it off you're not just you're not you don't even have an ounce of strength that the men have even like to take an alpha woman if they're to an alpha man she

would be pummeled every time ladies if you want to war against men beware because we will lose I think we've been fighting that war for ten thousand years uh... he does your book also my book touches on the differences between men and women are the problems with women is that uh... there to fat does your book going to disobservation of observation of humor is your book going to that at all uh... i don't think we're talking about making uh... yes

now you have a salted make-up now you're gonna get a tweet uh... at also did you go into that white women fuck dogs have you heard if you heard about that at all and do you think that it's true no no i don't have a bad you don't cover that at all okay but my but that's more about understanding that that's the

bashing uh... yeah uh... i think i do have a whole chapter called women or butchie when there's a how can you stop that how can you stop that how can you stop women in the picture is because that's absolutely true and i want to know about that

well especially you stop that how can you stop women in the bitching is because that's absolutely true and i want to know about that well especially dressing in the workplace women are just nasty creatures in the workplace especially to each other and i don't know if you know explain why in detail and you can't stop it women have to stop themselves from being but you know why they are the way they are and uh... and that's only that's only the they are the way they are and that's only this only

place for the change will come is when I'm looking in the mirror and shall how and doing what like how do you explain to a woman so I've tried shouting at many different levels never works We have all of you. I'm just saying, we're going to act in the way they are. Understanding why they are the way they are and things to some of us is the liners that they have to themselves, because they can actually be living and respectful to not only each other, other women, but also to the men and their wives. I think understanding why they act the way they're there. And not pretending, so we have a crop of women today who are under the delusion that they're just like men. They're not.

It's real irony is that women want to be quality in the workplace with men to be treated just like men. Well, you know what an actually men have done a decent job. When you start a voice club, you may have an associate in pocket places. The men have fun to hold on a decent job of respecting women and embracing their equality in the workplace, it's women themselves who can't handle what's going in their competition inequality in the workplace. Women are the ones who can't handle it, not men.

Yeah, women's obsession with being in the workplace is always so weird to me. Like the last thing I want out of life is to be in a fucking workplace. Never. Have you talked to any guy in there there like what would you rather be doing? Man, I would like to win the lottery. So I would, anything else, anything other than this. What about equality in the workplace? Fuck everyone else in the workplace.

I do a way better job than them. I'm getting dragged down by all these incompetent morons around me all the time. But then you ask, woman, what do you want? Just, I just want to go to work nine to five. Be ignored. I just want to go to work nine to five be ignored i just want to go exist at work uh... no with the no with the work of the validation

and the status that i have the work site that's what they want and there's some good motivations of wanting to be creative and to be productive and offer their skills and the work site

all that's fine what they don't understand is the different dynamics that's similarly a women grown into that world as competition and they don't really understand it because they've been thinking and deluding themselves that they act like men when they really don't yeah especially that strong that yes queen shit you know have you ever heard that clean but the clean the

you know that i'm kind of a bit they take the competition which is what it is in the workplace so personally that it's hard for them to extricate themselves and the job and jock it's not a really crazy to be together

it really has been crazy just want to focus on the task at hand. And then they have women whining and feeling personal and getting this feeling certain all of this going on in the school of the workplace. No, and then you've got to listen to it after work too. Oh, God. Just leave it there.

Okay, here I got another question for you. Is Islam right about women? Oh, shit. That another question for you. Is Islam right about women? Good question No, okay, no Islam is not right about women. All right, and the no one you haven't heard anything about the dog fucking one I'm sure they're doing it. I'm a hundred percent sure that anyone who doing it. Anyone who does not see women as equal and as human beings can then adapt or wrong. Oh, okay. Even we're different. Different.

We're different in such a priority. Human beings are equal. Yeah. Because you were equal. So one of the problems with these kind of radical religions is that they don't see women as equal as human beings and that's where they're in

it's understood they don't they don't think that women are different in their structures yeah uh... human beings are different i'd it's it's always puzzled me but it seems like we're really in an age where different automatically equals bad yeah that's just not the case.

It's just different. What I think is what that is, the reason for that is it has equality as a legal equality and we're talking about we're all human beings where all equal is not enough anymore. It's about equal outcome. So if I don't have equal outcome for everybody else, something is in the system.

Flood in the system. Yeah, something's falling in the system. There's no problem. There's no problem. yeah something something it's not could possibly be because i make different choices

or because i may be not as good as the job or because i've taken a short or possibly because of those reasons now it must be

the man is keeping re-down and he's causing any unequal outcomes. I mean, the quality of outcomes is ruining our culture. It's kind of a sick joke, too, because the outcome that everyone has in this country is kind of the same compared to everybody else, and all the infighting that is generated with this political shit is like, it could all be better spent just trying to get more for everybody who's even like the richest of people are their lives are similar more similar to somebody who's poor in this country than who's rich in another country or

who's poor in another country you know yeah contrast with like India or something right yeah what's that to me yeah where are you saying people do not see it that way they you know I know I know they are watching the Kardashians and seeing all the stuff that they have. They look at their own lives and say, I don't have that. Something must be wrong. Go fuck Rachel then. Go for it. See how it works out for you.

Let me see if I have it. No, they don't want to do the competition because we have an entitlement society. We do. They make their own it. The equality of outcomes must be given, not earned, and anything can have a quality of outcomes because individuals are all different. Everyone else is different. Therefore, we will not have ever have a quality of outcomes. The demand for quality of outcomes will make us all a slave to the state. Yeah. Yeah. I agree

with that. It's, yeah. It's been been people entitlement looking for someone else to blame taking no responsibility eating bugs. Um, okay, Denise, we have a we have a virgin contest going on where we've got like 12 that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that go, hey, do you want to fuck? But that did not work out so well for them. I'm sorry, that won't work. I'm sorry. I understand the temptation. I think I won't be a big fan of. Yeah. Would you have any advice for these poor guys? Well, one of my big devices is first, and that may just stop thinking about sex for a minute, which is over here for men.

30 seconds. Thank you for that, please. And step back and think about relationship building rather than sex giving. So I know that sounds whiny, I know that sounds weird, but maybe start there and- So fake like you wanna have a relationship to get sex, is that kinda what you're saying? I don't know if I'm having the full relationship first

and then the sex will come out of that. You're actually just first. Your answers are too mature for this show. You're kind of a relationship, furs. Yeah, I don't know if you know what a relationship my advice is to find a hooker because if you're just wanting to sex, why bother with a woman?

It's that kind of efficiency that we need in the workplace, Dick. Yeah, I think we had a guy for like it up with a hooker. Yeah, so I'm not right. Find a hooker. Have you ever tried to find a hooker, Denise? I'm not personally now. It's harder than you think.

You gotta get, they verified and they won't, they won't deal with you unless you've dealt with another hooker. Getting a hooker is the ultimate catch 22. It's more, because girlfriends are the same way. They're like, oh, you haven't had a relationship, so I don't want a relationship with you. Hooker's exactly ultimate catch 22. Yes, it's more because girlfriends in the same way. They're like, oh, you haven't had a relationship. So I don't want a relationship with you. Hookers exactly the same way.

This is why the sex, this is why the sex were about to become popularized. Yeah, but that doesn't count for virginity. You got to fucking actual common relationship. Well, he can't get a hooker and he just want a woman and just have sex and you know, really woman to have sex, then you really need to reflect it yourself.

That people, human beings, aren't names to an end, and they're not tools for your own self-gratification. And you and yourself are not a tool for your own self-gratification. Maybe start looking about developing relationships, relationships first, and think about that first, and let love develop. And then think long-term and successful then it's maybe the relationship. I'm gonna sound old school here, but that's a real happiness of.

Otherwise, you're gonna be frustrated. You're gonna be really pissed, because let's face it, the hot guys get all the tail. That's true. You know, we're going to have Chad and Space and you're going to have the place that's going to piss everyone off. And so we need to just step back

and maybe the problem is the messaging within a sexualized society. The messaging that's wrong is that you have to be having a sex and if you're not, you're somehow not cool or you're not a worthy guy. You're not a real man if you're not having sex, but that's a lie. You know, that's a complete lie.

And you know, it's about developing relationships and loving people and respecting one another. That's where satisfaction and happiness comes from, ultimately. I believe that if you told a woman that, that would get you laid. No, no, no, I think what you're, I think if, if that one of these guys told a woman that, that would get you laid. No, no, no. I think if one of these guys told a woman that, that would get him laid. So that is great advice. If you memorize that speech and tell a woman that, she will want to bang you. That is all you need to know about Dick Masterson right there. Okay, wait, we'll prefer whatever solid mature wisdom you have to impart.

It will be perverted I could say that to a woman no problem. Yeah, not bad and I yeah, you're gonna listen to it on repeat for the next half hour Okay, I'm gonna tell because if you didn't keep going with the Ellen how the relationship that I made it the first one that you probably not gonna have a well we'll worry about that bridge when we cross it uh... okay i got

i got one last question i've asked i've asked every woman this question not one has got it right so far is that right Sean or you could do yeah i'm doing the words all okay didn't seriously you write about men and women ask women this question none of that none of them know, and they will give answers that will blow your mind. They give answers that are so far off, you wonder what they've been doing for the last 30 years of their life, for 20 years of their life.

It is the, I'm going to ask you a war and you tell me the year that it was in. And we're very generous. Oh yeah, yeah. We're very generous. The revolutionary war. I don't remember. Well, you might do better than you think. Yeah. and were very generous of you are very generous the revolutionary world uh... uh... you might do better than you think yeah because we have had some phenomenal answers yeah the revolutionary war when

you think that was uh... or something that's a good yes that's correct good the civil war uh... that's that what eighteen thirty five the Civil War. Did that start when I... 1835? No. 1835. Right?

It's close enough. You're within 1861. World War I. 1860. World War I was in 2000. I'm sorry, in 1918. Is that when it started in 1917? That's when it ended.

I was in 1865 war one was in 2000. I'm sorry, 1918. Is that when it started? That's when it ended, but that's close enough. Very good. There might be the first winner of this game. World War II. That was when it started up in the 20s.

So I was going pushing into the 30s. So I found the time of the 30s. World War II. I'm sorry, what was your answer for World War II? I didn't hear it. I can't remember when it started. It started revving up in the 20s and into 1930. Oh, what was it? It was a bad 1930s.

1930s. 1934 with Hitler and the Nazis and the atomic bombs. I'm afraid you might be a little I can give that one. No, that was a little early. Okay, V. Anom. Thirty nine to forty five. Vietnam. Yeah, started. No, no, started in the yeah, we joined in 41. Okay, Vietnam Vietnam started in Yeah, perfect. Yeah, you're there. Yeah, we get Vietnam in 1990s. Yeah Okay, yeah, oh, yeah, so you were I, I mean, World War II is only the sketchy one,

but I mean, we have people who are... I was in the charity. Pretty close. I'm like, I can't see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this is a win. I think definitely the best. Yeah, definitely the best.

Okay, Denise, you want to plug your stuff? Where can people find you? Sorry for all the, sorry, I'm sorry that you were fired for having bands with a gay man on the internet Your book. Let's see your book what men want to say to women, but can't buy it for your wife or girlfriend and it will title sir Yes, where can people find you online? It's on pre-order on Amazon, a bank, and it will be up, so be aware of it. Okay. Great Valentine's Day gift. Sneak it in with the good stuff.

Hide it under the chocolates. I have a single copy or whatever, can you need to? Yeah. Tell them what it needs to be. Okay. Do you have a website or anything like that? I should send people too or just said. If you're, I haven't come up with a set.

I'm going to Twitter at McAllister. At McAllister. That's McAllister. McAllister. That's McAllister. That's McAllister. That's McAllister. That's McAllister.

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That's McAllister. That's McAllister. That's McAllister. That's McAllister. That'sO, okay. Thank you for calling in. Oh, like Denise. Yeah. Oh, I got it. All right. Thank you for calling in. Thank you guys. Take care. Take care. Good luck.

Good luck. We're gonna need it. Seriously, you could remember that whole speech. Yeah, tell it to a woman about relationships and all that shit. Oh, that's good stuff. Advice, we gave some pretty good advice, I think. Um, yeah.

So God, oh, New Zealand launched the first, the world's first HIV positive sperm bank. Oh. Wow. I mean, talk about putting the kid behind the eight ball from day one. What is Zealand launches? The world world's gonna be more to this? This is the country that wouldn't let me in.

Oh, the first world's first HIV positive sperm bank. The world's first HIV positive sperm bank has been launched in an effort to reduce the stigma experienced by those living with the virus. So you can have an HIV positive child? I guess. These are the worst people on earth. Which why would you, which, how would you rank them? The people depositing or the people doing it or the people that, the pit for it?

Which one's the worst? It's so much blame to go around. They're in the same toilet. Yes, they are. Why would you have a kid that has a potentially lethal health issue? Yeah, I don't know. Let's, let's Let's maybe explain why.

Maybe this half-page article is so compelling about changing the way I'm doing. I hope I'm not thinking of something. Spurm positive has begun with three male donors from across New Zealand who are living with HIV but have an undetectable viral load. So maybe it doesn't get passed along, meaning the amount of the virus in a person's

blood is so low that it cannot be detected by standard methods. Well, we've got to fix that. Although this does not mean the HIV has been cured, it does mean that the treatment is working. Well, and so the virus cannot be passed on even through sex with or without a condom, or even through sex without a condom or childbirth. Well, then so, okay, so they, all right, well, then I'm totally wrong. Yeah. So yeah, I bet someone else's life on it.

I mean, is that, are you okay with that one? If that depends how solid it is. But I mean, well, how solid is it ever? I don't know, man. I mean, how solid is anything ever? I don't know, man. I mean, how solid is anything ever? I don't know. I don't know. If they're sure that you can't pass that along

with that undetectable level and it's, you know, and it's, I don't know how extensively it's been studied. I don't know. But if there's a, even a very slim chance, if one kid comes out with HIV, we're gonna cut everyone's dick off. How about you, are you rushing all your dick on it? It doesn't matter if it's one and a million if you're the one if there's one We're cutting all of your scientists sticks off. Yeah, so as soon as you guys no problem

We'll do whatever wacky shit you want you want to HIV whatever to reduce stigma even while you're referring to shit as viral loads Speaking of reducing fucking stigma one of don't you stop throwing that around? That's what you want. Well, do whatever you want. But if it fucks up, we'll cut your dick off. I'm really interested in this. I don't have HIV, by the way. Just so you know, don't earn a Damien somebody

which I probably get tested for something. I don't wanna know. With HIV in 1999, but was confirmed undetectable after starting treatment 18 years ago. He said there was still a lack of education among the public. Oh, I'm sure. But now in California, you don't have to tell people if you have HIV, right?

I don't know. It's not a crime anymore. Yeah, because it was a precedent set on that, where I don't know. That was a legal case that I read something about that We have to tell somebody if you're HIV Or if your mom is a huge bitch. That's not a crime either. Can you believe that? Mm-hmm. It's not it was

And that he had or if you don't give head if you take a check out She does not have to tell you that she does not give head before the date. That's not a, that is a, that is a, I thought that was a crime. Well, there was a, it was in Italy, I think where the woman married the guy, and he just never told her that he had a vasectomy. You know, she want to, yeah, kids and stuff like that.

He's like, well, didn't ask. You should be down there looking for scars. Don't want to tell you. And then he experienced, he said there was still a lack of education about what an undetectable status meant. And then he had experienced stigma about living with HIV and both his work and his personal. Well, I don't doubt that for a minute.

I mean, yeah, that's, I have many friends who are also living with HIV who've his work and his personal. Well, I don't doubt that for a minute. I mean, yeah, that's... I have many friends who are also living with HIV who've gone on to have children. Wow, man. Talk about faith in the science. I mean, I don't trust a roller coaster lap. I know. I'll give that thing a double take

and I'm still kind of like, oh, they have been known to break glues. Still got to take it. He's giving her a poppin' out kids with HIV. Woo! I guess if you wanna have kids, nothing else will do though. Being able to help others on their journey is so rewarding, but I also wanna show the world that life doesn't stop

posted diagnosis and help to remove this stigma. Okay. Okay, I imagine people are lined up to go to this sperm bank, right? Well, even if everybody who's HIV positive and wants kids, I mean, they're not all gonna do it. Well, are the women who want to use the service? So you got to, maybe they just go to that one

and say, fuck it? Or is this just like a Nathan Fielder experiment? Like it's just meant to promote awareness. I don't know. Japanese department store. Reconsidering plan for staff to wear menstruation badges. Actually, things is a really good idea.

Oh wow. It's been ruined by people. Oh, we got this email. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Japan, Osaka City. A woman's health store in Japan is reportedly reviewing a plan for staff to wear badges when they are on their period. The so-called physiology badge features a cartoon character named Sierra Chan screaming uncontrollably. Yeah.

Oh, no. With a big pair of garden sheers. Oh, Jesus. A symbol of menstruation in the world's third largest economy. Let's see what that looks like. Yeah. I mean, it's Japan. It's gotta be funny.

Yes, yes, yes. Okay, this is the picture of, what was that thing's name? Perrito or something? Oh, God. what the fuck? That's there's Siri Chan. That's the character in Japan for a period. It's like a, it looks like a tooth. It looks like a pink tooth flipped over.

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like a pink, like a pink, like a heart kind of a pink heart. Why? What do you mean? Chicks can't have fun with their periods. This little bitch walking around with weird eyes and big, big, big, big lips. This is a little heart guy walking around. As long as we can make jokes.

Yeah, it's Japan. You could do whatever you want. Oh, they have a sense of humor about these things. They do? Well, I guess not. It, it, it hoped, it was hoped that the badges would help foster sympathy among co workers with those choosing to wear the pin likely to receive extra help or longer breaks. Um, I would avoid the fuck out of any woman wearing that badge. Like Scarlet Letter Anoy, or Scarlet Letter Avoid.

Other room, if one walked in the room, I would just slither out like a liquid, like the T1000. Well, however, when Dimaru told the media about the policy earlier this month, it prompted a backlash against the store. We've received many complaints from the public. Some of them concerned harassment. And that was definitely not our attention. We're reconsidering plans now, a male executive

who declined to be named, said in the statement to the Japan Times. Oh, that's too bad. There you go. Let me see if Medusa is still there. Maybe she might be pissed at me. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-b Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. Uh oh, I don't see her. Hello.

Hi again. How are you? Oh, I'm sorry for bumping you. I'm very sorry. The thing is, uh, it's about relationships and building relationships. What else did she say, Sean? It's not about using people for gratification. Right, right. It's, or yourself for gratification.

Yeah, which I am strongly opposed to. I'm opposed to not using myself for gratification. I think I should have that freedom. Anytime, anywhere. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay. Medusa, how are you? I'm pretty good. Are you married now? Last time we talked to you, you were engaged. I thought you were engaged to somebody that last time. Maybe I was maybe almost.

Maybe I was maybe I was Who wants to know who's asking you are Sean that's the that's the question right all right. Let's get some give us some news Please All right, I'm sorry like fucking Riley wrote this shit Yeah, that's All you have to do is read it is very Basically, though this this Ole Miss player lost fucking. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, just read, read the summary and then we'll get into basically what, that's all we got to do. That's all you have to do. Ole Miss player Elijah Moore

scored a nearly game time touchdown on Thanksgiving night. When he scooted across the ends of, lifted his leg and pretended to mark his territory, the athlete was given a 15-yard penalty. What was the headline? Sorry? What was the headline of that article? Ole Miss lost 115-year rivalry game to Mississippi State over touchdown celebration.

Oh, okay. So the headline and then the summary. Okay. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I don't want it. Okay. You have to tell me what the date. That is a risky endeavor. Every time it's done. Okay. Okay. Okay. Finish this. Yeah, I do. Okay, this year and a day, dog time right out of all, all of the old Beckham's playbook cost, cost the team, OT, and ultimately the game. The internet is up in arms with sentiments split between,

there should be a zero tolerance policy for talks, talks like masculinity, and why is this a problem? God damn. The only reason that's a problem is he should have known that that would because that kind of stuff is gonna get you an excessive celebration or unsports, but like, oh my God.

No, there's nothing wrong with it. It's funny. Nothing inherently wrong with it. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny, but it's like, you know, when, yeah, guys get penalties for that kind of shit all the time.

It's like, in order to not fuck his team, he should have known that. There's nothing wrong socially. If I'm on that team, there's nothing wrong socially with doing that. If I'm on that team, I'm getting more pissed off that he didn't celebrate than winning the game. Oh, you are.

I know you are. I know you are. I know you are. Why don't we just go out and suit? Why don't we all just dress in 17th century outfits with powdered wigs, but I don't believe. I don't believe. I don't believe for one minute

that anyone was offended due to quote unquote, toxic masculinity. Yeah. Fuck anybody who sees that has got way bigger problems than worrying about touchdown celebration. What the fuck is going through the ref's mind during that? Oh, there it is. It's a delay game right out of what he did.

Maybe he had, well, he would have, he maybe got a delay a game because he had to like circle a bunch of times 15 yards. Like no, he had to circle a bunch of times by 15 yards. No, he had to circle a bunch of times by the maybe peed on the pile on or something like that. It just got down to business. It would have been something, but he just, you know, dogs are like, they're very particular about the sniff a lot.

It could have been like a five minute ordeal in which case I understand it. Okay, Maduce. What a bunch of bullshit. I just got all out and just put this dick out of like, come on. Yeah, he should've gotten completely naked. Yeah, but like then, real penalty, he got his money's worth.

I don't understand why athletes pretend that they pretend like they're fucking scientists. When they go out there and in their game, like they're all dressed in fucking suits afterwards, oh well, you're asking the same stupid questions about execution and fundamentals, like, well, you're asking the same stupid questions about execution and fundamentals. Why the fuck do you guys pretend like they're ambassadors? Well, because they have to talk to the media. That's like in every player, like in a professional

sports league, that's the one of them. It's, it's, it's sound like assholes. And usually it's a, it's a team dress code and stuff like that. Like you can't, you know, you can't, you can't, you can't, they just act like jerks. Like, why not? Why not? They, they can, they need to band together. Like they're always getting in trouble for shitting on women too, you know, like Barkley tried to get, they tried to cancel Barkley. Charles Barkley untouchable for saying that he doesn't hit women,

but if he did, he would crack this journalist one who tried to embarrass him in front of somebody. This bitch tries to fucking embarrass him in front of like a donor or something in Barclays and says, I don't know if women, but if I do, I would hit you. Yeah. Saying clearly that he means her no,

that he doesn't hit women. Right. He's just saying it's like, basically that he would not hit. Anyone deserved it. It's you. But I don't hit women. And she goes on Twitter and bitches about it, like get that he would not be. Anyone deserved it. It's you. But I don't hit women. And she goes on Twitter and bitches about it.

Like, get the fuck out of here. Do you know how much testosterone and violence is cranking through athlete's heads? Fuck you. Okay. What's the next one, Medusa? That's not married. Yeah, go ahead.

Okay. Fettinels is warns of economic ruin when governments print money to pay off debt. A visa analysis? I'm getting to it. St. Louis Federal Reserve experts know a new research paper making sense of the national debt that high levels are not necessarily unsustainable, but that printing money as a proposed solution would cause hyperinflation. An important protection against this type of policy is to create an independent central

bank that is insulated from the political process, and is clear to them such as a specific target for the inflation rate, so that it may, so that it can be policy decisions to sustain economic health over the long run rather than respond to political pressures. This is how I wanted to learn about the end of society from a giggling smoking hot pot head that the fed is now is already started to make, because I'm a woman and I'm retarded. Well, I want to have that economist on, like from a long time ago. He doesn't know shit.

I have all the answers you need to have. Well, no, I understand that. The Federal Reserve is a banking consortium that prints our money. They issue bonds and pays all the bills from the US government. It would be, they've destroyed the value of our currency by overprinting money. And they've made our money debt-based, instead of gold-based or asset-based or something like that.

So all our money is just based on debt. All our value is just based on the debt of the US government. And a lot of people say it's terrible. And the way our government spends money is by incurring debt that future generations will have to pay off. That's what the Federal Reserve is responsible for. It came about at the same time as the income tax. So if there's anything you need to know about, if there's any kind of immediate, if there's

one fact you need to take away from it, it's that the income tax and the Federal Reserve are synonymous with the with each other. Um, and now they want to create a bank instead of just manipulating banks into dumping and taking on bonds because they have to, um, then they can resell them. Now they want to just create their own bank. Bank, great, great. Uh, into the world. Okay.

Next one, please. All right. Well, that might go snow. When I was a little sore. Why not? Go all the way. That's one way to fight Bitcoin. uh... into the world okay next one please well i got a small star why not go all the way that's one way to find bitcoin just national as all the banks super

i think i was a fake news laws abuse in was that one uh... when the protection from online fault and manipulation act past the singapore and government said it was necessary to stop dangerous disinformation and hateful content from spreading around. Critics guess that it would lead to increased censorship and government overreach in a country where freedom of expression is already a massive challenge. This week the law was used to target a political Facebook post questioning a rival politician and an Australian-based blog reporting on an

alleged alleged political whistleblowers arrest. You know I heard in China you have to get your face scanned to turn your phone on. Now you get a new phone, you get a really. Yeah, well, yeah. Good for them. Fuck Hong Kong, just rolling with tanks. No one's gonna do anything. No, what can they do?

You mean the international community? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Just go wipe them all out, fuck them. They're just gonna, they'll just condemn it. And it's so, yeah, it's such a joke. Man, it's fucked up. I mean how many Chinese people they like it

They like that Who are who am I Exactly leave the Muslims alone too gosh. Oh, they like that too Okay, what is I oh, is she pause? Yeah, just for a second. She's back. Okay, Madusa you got anything else? Hey, Don do those tattoos on your arm go all the way up That's just Oh, it's just prove it Oh, huh, you have a Michael Myers tattooed on your thigh

No, let's see it. No, boy. Damn. I was trying to get closer. You got any tattoos under that shirt? No. I'm a team. All right, Tom.

As far as you know, give me something else. I can't. What else can I say to get the shirt? What else can I say to get that shirt off, Sean? That's what I'm. What? Oh, there you go. All right. Shred shirt. What else can I say to get that shirt off, Sean? That's what I'm, all right. Trit yet. Okay. Thank you, Medusa. Thank you for the news. You didn't want the last one? Oh, what's the last one? Yeah, tell me the last one.

Tell me the last one. Yeah, give me the last one. Starbucks employees fired for labeling Yeah, I can hear you last one. A Starbucks employee is fired for labeling a police officer's coffee pick. I mean, I post on Facebook Thursday by Oklahoma Police Chief Johnny O'Mara claims that despite ordering coffee for all the town's dispatchers, they're respect that he got with Pigeron on the cup. Oh, they respect that you got officer. Oh, so fucking sorry. Look, they're supposed to have thicker skin than this.

Yeah. And these are young kids who work there. You do stupid. Yeah, like, this will be funny. Like it's pig. Yeah. Oh, they've disrespected the whole department. I Alton the society's respect the laws with writing pig on our coffee. Fuck you, man. Did you get the coffee?

We could just spit in it next time. Would you prefer that? Would you prefer That's what the cop asked for and he just fucked over. I think you're right, pick on it, I'll share. Yeah. God, you're right. All right, Madu, look at that. Thank you for the news. What are you, are you single now then?

Or are you, I know you're not married. Are you single? Maybe. Maybe, fuck. We're gonna see you in someone. Are you single maybe fuck You're seeing someone oh you're at his house right now Is it Keon Don't act like don't react like that shit Okay, thank you. Thank okay. You don't know who that is.

Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you. It's Ben. It's Ben, I don't know who Ben is. I get, get outta here. Okay. Give me a hug, give me a hug, give me a hug. There you go. Very giggly.

She's giggly. It's very giggly. Okay, let me see if I have anything else. Must be legal in her state. I hope so. All right, let's do voice, girls, everybody. Thanks for listening to the Dix show, patreon.com slash to Dix show Dix show Dix show.

Chris the Kiwi study was, he might be calling in, but I guess he's not. Mm. Okay, this, this was, this is called the Shape of Dawn. Ooh, sounds philosophical by ACI, a issue here we go. I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw it in the trash

I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw it in the trash

I'm gonna throw it in the trash I'm gonna throw up a conversation with John Donne Can trust me, I'll export that as No, to my hand, stuff to defend the man on the juice box And then we start to rape And I'm singing like John, you know I won't show Donne You're Donne Listen, ain't for somebody like me Come and now follow my Donne Or maybe I'll kiss him Don't mind me, say John

It's the rape Too much, rap on my Donne Then, put that on Don't need coming now Falling my tongue I'm coming now Falling my tongue I'm in love with the sheep of it

Pushin' pull up the magnet Hey now I'm on his phone And I'm in love with your body Unless night you were in my room And now my bedsheets smell like Black blood They discoverin' something in the brain I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body

I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body I'm in love with your body, and we can't really start the destiny thing where he's going on about being in a polyrelationship

and how he's such a fucking big man. He's talking about, oh, yeah, I don't care who my girl fucks do she's coming home to me. Because I'm a cool guy. The classic game is this. I'm just curious. a a a a a a a

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a and to everyone she knows every

woman if that happens or what or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends

or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends or friends uh... is a scorched earth and i'll have a

and around you make sure that you're all around here everywhere she looks i don't know i don't understand fucking go to green well

the world needs cuts too you're gonna listen to that i want to listen to that again yeah Yeah, it's short. It's anything. Well people don't Did we play it on the we played it on the bonus episode? So maybe people don't know we're talking about Let me find it on my Twitter feed People getting made fun of on this Twitter feed Yeah, I don't doubt it take it in now. It's gonna be gone soon again. Yeah. Oh man, I'm so high. I might like 12,300 people or something like that. Yeah, that's when they that's when they always get wet. Yeah.

Fucking sucks. Teal every time it happens. Here is Destiny talking about his relationship. I'm in a poly relationship. The reason why I'm in a poly relationship is because I don't give a fuck if my girlfriend goes and fucks another guy because I know she's coming back to me at the end of the night because we love each other because I'm a cool fucking person. I know that. If I'm not going to, if I'm not going to get, okay, wait, I, okay, I got to go through

it again. We'll do it again. We'll do it again. We'll do it again. I keep the fuck out of whom my girlfriend fucks. Do you think I'm going to chase you around? Okay. I'm in a poly relationship'm gonna chase you around? Okay. I'm in a poly relationship.

Poly relationship, right? Yeah. Uh, what do you picture? I'm sorry. If someone says I am, if someone says my girlfriend bangs other guys, what is the first word that comes to mind? Well, the word that's been tossed around more than fuck. Yeah. I mean, for lack of a better

way. Yeah. We asked 100 people surveyed what, what word comes to mind when you think about a guy who's growing and fucking other guy. Give me, give me a cook. Boom, boom, boom. Number one answer. Okay. What else? What else? P number two number three uh uh uh steve Harvey show me poly and no big strike arena alright right no that's not what just like with maddox there's nothing is inherently wrong with being cuck the word doesn't mean the definition it means what we use it as nobody's using the word poly to describe what you're talking about in your destiny. He's not, yeah.

I'm, we're inferring that he doesn't fuck other chicks. He doesn't say he does, you know? I mean, even if he did, even if he did, I don't think that means the same thing. No, no, that's like an open relationship, right? Yeah. That's an, yeah, that's an open relationship. In other words, not a open relationship, right? Yeah. That's an, yes. Yeah, that's an open relationship.

In other words, not a relationship. Yeah, you're just kind of banging a chick who's banging other guys. Right, well, or if you're banging other chicks, you dating. Yeah, you may be cohabitating. You may, you know, oh God no. And see now we're back to Cuck. Yeah.

All roads lead back to Cuck when you, okay, here's the next part. But he's angry about it too. Doesn't he seem angry about it? Well, he seems like he's very, he's very forceful to maybe in an attempt to head off criticism, where it's like, dude, that's like, you know. So what I got a small dick, I'm fucking fine. I don't even care that I have a small dick.

It's all about how you use it. I'm fucking fine with it. Yeah, okay, next part. Chip. The reason why I'm in a dick, it's all about how you use it. I'm fucking fine with it. Yeah, okay, next part. Chip, the reason why I'm in a poly relationship is because I don't give a fuck if my girlfriend goes and fucks another guy. Okay, the reason I'm in the poly relationship is because I don't give a fuck

that my girlfriend fucks other guys. Those two do not meet. It sounds like rationalization. Yeah, the reason why is because she wants to fuck other guys and does, and it's missing those steps, right? The reason why is because she wants to fuck other guys, she'll do it anyway. He doesn't have a choice, except to leave.

I don't. In any kind of relationship. Does he say, I don't mind? Polly relationship is because I don't give a fuck if my girlfriend goes and fucks another guy, because I know. Okay, the reason why is because I don't give a fuck if my girlfriend goes and fucks another guy because I know. Okay. The reason why is because I don't give a fuck. The implication is that it's the giving a fuck that prevents women in non-polly relationships

from fucking other guys. When that is not true, they don't desire it, right? Does that make sense? Yeah. Missing a few pieces in between. Now, here comes the kicker. And he's, it goes this again. I don't give a fuck if my girlfriend goes and fucks another guy, because I know she's

coming back to me at the end of the night. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, what are you getting by her coming back to you at the end of the night? Great. She's just been out fucking somebody. She's coming back to you.

Take your loads. Does that, does that drink and protein shakes? Does she, does she come fuck you and you're okay? Or are you getting, are you getting what you need out of the relationship with her company and companionship? Like, she's coming back like, are, is that a good thing? Or is that just like, is that a good thing? Or is that just like, does that show that you own her in some way that you're the real, do you know what I mean? Like, what if she didn't understand?

I don't understand. I then would it not, right then would it be the fuck? Yes, it's very interesting. And is so home, she's saying that you're winning. I know she's coming back to me at the end of the night or home to me at the end of the night.

Well, I don't know what exactly what Denise says. You can understand women, but I can't even can't even understand this man. Let's try it again. I don't give a fuck if my girlfriend goes and fucks another guy because I know she's coming back to me at the end of the night. I know she's coming back to me. Back home to me. No, he says back to me at the end of the night.

Back to me at the end of the night. Yeah. So they must live together. Back to me at the end of the night. Yeah. So they must live together. Back to me at the end of the night. Okay, so hold on, let me walk. The reason that he's poly is he doesn't give a fuck. Okay, doesn't give a fuck because the reason, the reason she fucks other guys is because he doesn't care.

Right. And he doesn't care because she's coming back to him. Yeah, at the end of the night. I don't think those are reasons. I don't think they can, I don't think, no. They necessarily imply the one before them. I don't think those are reasons. I don't think they can, I don't think, no. They necessarily imply the one before them. I don't think so. I mean, I know I'm just a stupid inductive reasonist.

I don't have these powers. This is where, by the way, this is where thinking induction is rational will fuck you. Let's hear the end of it. Let me make sure I got everything out of that. Fuck, if my girlfriend, okay, hold on. Polyrelations relationship is because, I don't,

ship. The reason why I'm at a poly relationship is because I don't give a fuck if my girlfriend goes and fucks another guy. C'mon. Go ahead. The reason you're in a relationship is because she wants to fuck out of that guy.

But, no, it should be because you get something out of it. Not that the other person doesn't, but it's like, no, my life is better because of this relationship and she should say the same thing. So the reason he's in a polar relationship, do you know what I'm saying? The reason I drive a truck is because I don't drive that much and I enjoy the transportation parts of it.

Yeah, what I get out of it. Yeah, the reason I have chosen this is because of this. What is he getting? Yeah, you're right. Okay. Why I'm in a poly relationship is because I don't give a fuck if my girlfriend goes and fucks another guy because I know she's coming back to me

at the end of the night. Okay, let me gather. Because I'm a... Oh, we love each other. We have more cousins. Okay. Okay, do I need to diagram this out? Like a flow chart?

Or can you keep it all on your head? No, I got it. I think I got it. So the reason he's in a poly relationship is because he doesn't care that she fucks other guys. And the reason he doesn't care is because she's coming back to him. And the reason she's coming back to him is. They love each other.

Cut, no. Because he's a cool guy. He said, we love each other and then he's gonna say cool guy. Okay, let me hear that again. I don't give a fuck if my girlfriend goes and fucks another guy because I know she's coming back to me

at the end of the night because we love each other because I'm a cool fucking person. I know that. Oh, okay. Because we love each other. Her stock and you being a cool fucking person may not be as high as you're, you know what

I'm saying? I mean, okay, the reason why she's coming back, there are also other cool guys who she might like to fuck. So presumably if we're giving reasons, we should be able to go through in this in reverse, right? Yeah. Like you said, well, the house is on fire because-

Communicative property. I think it does no matter what kind of time. I don't know. I think it works like that. Well, the reason I'm hungry is because I didn't need. Like, oh, well, you didn't need, so you're gonna be hungry, right? Yeah.

So this reason could be walked back in reverse. So because you're cool, okay, let me just hold on. Okay, I'm on my right, that's all out for you. Gotta demonstrate, inductive, destiny is inductive reasoning. So therefore, therefore, so because I don't give a fuck,

she's gonna fuck other guys and because she fucks other guys, I'm in a poly relationship, right? She comes, I'm cool. Yep, so a girl loves me. She loves me. Therefore, I don't care who she has sex with. Because she's coming home at night.

Because she's coming home at night. She's coming home at night because I don't care about her fucking other guys. Because I'm in a polyrelation. Because I'm in a polyrelation. Okay, I don't know. Here's the end of it. If I'm not gonna getrelation ship. Because I'm in a polyrelation ship. Okay, I don't know, here's the end of it. If I'm not gonna, if I'm not gonna keep the fuck

out of whom my girlfriend fucks, do you think I'm gonna chase you around? I don't even know, I don't even get that part. Is he talking about chasing other girls or something? Or what is he, I don't know. If I don't, I think I'm gonna chase you. No, I don't know, I don't know. I may have needed some more context on that,

but let's rinse our brains out with something that makes sense. Yeah. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Hey. I've got a little bit of a Thanksgiving story for you. All right. So, I learned last night that there's such a thing as a dog psychic. Mm.

Oh, sure. Now, let me just story about her friend from work who, you know, she got this dog like 14 years old, taken to the vet, and that puts on some paint tools or something, and she gets another dog like a little puppy. Well, this older dog stops eating, and obviously, it's not anything to do with anything that they have changed with this dog at all being 14. It must be a problem with the dog's soul. So, yeah, she's shocked.

She's shocked with a block. A dog psychic. Not, you know, she doesn't take it to a dog psychic to where you can kind of have some believable mystic shit where they read you. Because they read you, because they read you. The dogs forehead or whatever. They don't need to do all the, like a miscleo version of a fucking dog psychic.

And he's like, you know, I'm, I'm communing with your dogs right now. And in my tongue, my tongue feels so, it feels so numb. Peanut buttery Maybe you've been giving me these paint pills that you got from the vet and I just maybe Maybe I don't feel like eating because I can't taste anything And you know you got this new puppy and I feel so neglected maybe I don't see a reason I'm just talking to all this probably you know maybe I just show me some love a little bit so it takes the dog off the tank those uh-huh and starts playing with it more and when you're fucking know it dogs are

spuckin' eating again and she's blown away she's like how did he go out of the how did the person on the phone know how the dogs like it know it's amazing just doing that with fix it. It's like because she's fucking told him, he told him what she was doing differently. And he just said, oh yeah, just stop doing that. And everything will be okay. And I was giving my mom some shit about it later. Yeah.

And she says, well, you know what? It's something that makes her happy. And I think everybody needs that in their life. And it's not a harmful thing. It's just, you know, how she, it's okay for her. And I'm like, I get the sentiment. But I take money from her to do this, right? That's not horrible. That shit. But then I thought about it more. I'm like, yeah, you're just telling me that because you want to fucking believe that a dog is like, he's a real person. Yeah.

And it's just just put it in the bank with the rest of the memories that I access whenever someone tells me that a woman should be president or something because they all believe in magic. It's funny. It's just easier. Yeah. Like all the anti-vax people, maybe we just had psychics call them up and say, you know what? I just saw a future and if you don't give them vaccinations, they're going to turn into

alt-right people. They're going to be very racist. So it's up to you. Not a bad idea. Okay, okay, okay. I'm going to do this over. I'm going to do it for sure. Okay.

What makes me a rage is sad people sing that they can fool people and they think that they're not sad. I've got this roommate who's so fat. Sean, how fat is she? Yeah. Well, let me let me tell you, Peg. She's so fat, she breaks two of her solid wood toilet seats, and then pretend like she doesn't know what was herf. It made, I'm 5'10, I'm a Bucky, and I'm the biggest one in my family. I've got two small kids, I've got a small wife, so I said, do I? Did you break the toilet seat? And she says, well, I did notice it was broken, so it might have been me, you know, fooling anybody. Anyhow, that's a

mixed-me-erage, fat people pretending like they're not fat, thinking they can fool us. I think they can fool us. They can't fool us. Put the fat people on blast. Toilets, these don't lie. I have a pair of spectacles. Put them on whenever I see a fat person, and say, what are you wearing? You have glasses? No. These glasses allow me to see who and who is not fat,

despite any tricks that they might have. Up their sleeve. You're right, all your vertical stripes can't help you now. These are special glasses that I have that show me like in it lives. The reality. Yeah, that shows me how fat you truly are. Despite any kind of,

any kind of optical illusions. Despite what you hide. Despite your angles, I put on these glasses. They come at me through great expense. They come to me. So beware. All right, speaking of that. The dictionary, what makes me a rage is that people

are painfully ugly. I mean, like, like looking at Dick Madison. It's not, I don't think in any way we can talk. It's probably good. They can't, I mean, I'm a bad judge on that. I think most straight guys are, but I'm gonna tell you, guess them and say that we think of them that dot and uh... it's not solving

it's not a fencing yesterday that's a pretty good job of a testing to bring out light people like regardless of he says it's not offensive that he just called me ugly oh yes it is a fencing well i would have not be offensive i i don't know i mean he's he will he make he's getting to a point i think okay the state situation right to wait for us to hold this health

all sorts of things yes you're going to a wall mart not only do people to rest talking uh... not going to be bad and i'm not even like i'm wearing sweatpants in a dead and jack and it better than what i see that's also the fucking faces are just the ugly guy that faces on a fucking client. My fuck.

He's very attractive though, Andrew from Eugene, Oregon, wasn't he? Yeah. On the short side. No, he's like, as long as we're throwing not defensive things around. Handsome looking like normal looking dude, but he was like four feet tall. I don't remember how high you know, that's not offensive. Of course, I don't remember. I think he was pretty, and he was standing on a step. I don't remember how high you know. That's not offensive, of course. I don't remember. I think he was pretty,

and he was standing on a step when I was talking to him. Really? He was standing on a couch, jumping up and down. You talk Tom Cruise. Yeah. Jesus. But he was very handsome, calling me ugly. What the fuck?

Well, where does this guy get off? Hey, dude, I got a freshly baked thanks giving day rage for you i don't know what it is but the past couple years and it's fucking awful this year this whole week is a nothing but it i have been seeing is we can't forget all the native american that died because of the problem

oh yeah fucking all over the place on facebook forget all the native americans that died because of the uh... yeah all over the place on facebook on like any god damn platform you can fucking access all these social media covered with these fucking people that are just like don't forget about all the native americans that died don't forget the bill

group they are murder them they traded their land for b's we can't forget the bill group they are murder them they treated their land for bees we can't forget about these fucking stupid idiots that traded the land for bees fuck these people is so fucking annoyed what would you rather have us do instead of go to your fucking faces all the food and surround ourselves with this kind of you know

holiday atmosphere of being thankful for what you have over everyone else. Like what would you rather this replace us with? Fucking fasting ourselves and wishing we didn't trade our land for beads. This is fucking stupid and god I fucking hate seeing it. Hopefully it'll all blow over by tomorrow. But I am so sick of seeing it. Don't forget about the Native Americans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, go fuck yourself. Didn't they kill each other too? Like aren't, it's,

it's a human, just he locked in a state of perpetual war. Yeah. Yeah, it's, it's innate in our, like humankind, we will have conflicts. Don't forget about the Native Americans. We will always have conflicts with other groups.

Like did they not have their own little regions carved out? And then sometimes they went over and see the other ones and kicked the shit out of them. And so it's absolutely, what is the fucking deal? Yeah. No society or no people have ever lived harmoniously. I saw some bitch on the entire thing. Like that looked as though this Indian bitch

that looked as though she had been stung by 50 bees before making this video, talking about how she was resisting colonization. Yeah. Like, bitch, how are you fucking, did the Indians invent an internet before Christopher Columbus got here? How were you guys doing?

Were you doing it? What, like, what are you talking about? Just wake up every day and thank God that everything happened the way it did Because you're here abusing it You're here abusing it with the most tepid of dumb of stupid hot takes Anyone could ever possibly have to genuflect should is that what I should do? Remain Protestant and genuflect on the past all the atrocities that have been happened

I got news for you bitch. There's an infinite, infinite number of atrocities yet to happen. I promise you they will happen. They, yeah. Get fucking used to it. No, it's... Uh... Fucking, every fucking day. What are we gonna do?

We run out of days to remember people. All the atrocities that have happened. Uh, we're gonna have to go by the hour. We're gonna have to redefine what a day is. Yeah, but there's gonna be no more indigenous peoples' days, indigenous peoples' hour. Metric days. Now this is the hour for the trans coalition of,

this is the hour where we celebrate the Indians to Pony and this is the day when we celebrate trans women and bicycles. Okay, let's see here education i got a fucking race for you president plant of the name to the

fucking episode that you put that sweet that's always like about you started talking about the plan was like uh... what holocaust were killing all the flat women something like that. No, the cookie, the cookie sheet. That's pretty good. I think it's got legs. Yeah.

Thank you. I know it has legs. They're getting rid of the fucking girls that I want. I don't want girls that have more than these early. These good for you. It's usually like what Dick says. Oh, you're just, you don't even like girls with huge, huge tits, but you're, you're getting on with them.

Yeah. I try to save that for the other guys. Thank you, you like. Fucking thank you. Oh, you like the AA ABCs? You know, I'm getting at? This is no reason to be hitting up on somebody else's game. Yeah.

Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck, breast and plants, fuck pads, all that shit. I'll get in the way I want to try to get. I see. More than the mouthfuls of waste. Come on, man. Let me, let me step up my game. Don't don't treat on others. I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, sir, but you might be a homosexual. All right. Oh, wait, presidents. We got to open presence. Oh, yeah. It's been way too long. Yeah.

Yeah, presence. Yes. Here, this one is for you. Really? Yeah, I think that one's for you. Open that up and then this other one's for you as well. Actually, I think I have a lot for you. You've already opened these. Yeah, well, you know, it doesn't say Sean on the outside. Yeah, I know. Del Taco. This one is for you too.

I don't know what that is. Ha ha. This is fucking awesome. What is it? I fucking love Del Taco. is. Ha ha ha. This is fucking awesome. What is it? I fucking love Del Taco. It's a $50 gift card. Jesus Christ. Very, who gave it to you?

I don't know. Sigma. Sigma, all right. Well, here's this one. Thank you very much. I know this one is for you too. That's an incredibly generous. This one is for you.

And I do fucking love Del Taco. You got 50 bucks goes a long way, Del Taco. No shit. All right, here, is for you too. That's an incredibly generous one. This one is for you too. And I do fucking love Del Taco. You got 50 bucks goes a long way, it's Del Taco. No shit. All right, here, open the other one. What's okay? I mean, there's a big one, I think. I'm pretty sure. These are all for me?

Yes. The hell is wrong with people. Oh, I see what's going on. I see what's going on. This looks like a Del Taco T-shirt. Oh, a Del Taco T-shirt from the same guy? XL. So you fat?

Is he trying to make me fat? I don't know. I'm sure I don't know. I don't know. Let's see, let's see. I'm guessing that's from Sigma. This big one? No, this is from somebody else.

No, this one. Oh yeah, yeah, I assume so. I'm still thinking of a limster. I'm gonna say, oh wait a minute, maybe that's just the packing slip. I don't see if there's any uh... Oh, I don't know if I don't know if this is this guy's name is Sigma, but probably. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say yes. Okay. Is it a note or anything? Nope, nope, just a cheat sheet and deltockos

so you can rock, yeah. Rocked deltocko, look. Yeah, unless it's been opened and locked within some way. I don't know. Here you go. No, I don't think it's been opened. This is, here's a big one for you. uh... this is a big one for you

holy shit there you go wow what is it what is it uh... say gone uh... happy bidet is giving all of this half as much as I love the show from that V-neck guy. Oh, you got a V-neck guy present from a V-neck guy.

Yeah. Up a day. That V-neck guy. If you could have hooked that up as soon as possible. Yeah, that's fuck. It'll change your life. That's awesome. It'll change your life.

Holy shit, thank you very much. I wish I'm trying to, I'm trying to picture. Send me an email, Rima remind me remember remind me who, I know there's, I met a couple of V-neck guys. Not, there aren't that many. I think I remember who it is. I got this. Thank you, this is fucking amazing.

I'm seriously excited. I'm gonna go to Del Taco, like I mean an eat probably half of this gift certificate, and then I'm just gonna run around my house for a while. Oh, why? After I hook this up, oh, to work up shit. Yeah, yeah. And then just go to town, put this thing through its paces.

The boys were here, they just kept wanting me to squirt it. Well, that's not with, they just wanted to see it spray out of the toilet. I thought it was a funny thing in the world. Here's when I got, this is awesome. It says get fucked. And there is some kind of a strange, that's what you, it just says get fucked

and there's some sort of a strange cardboard thing in the middle. What the hell is that? I don't know, Sean. I'm sure I don't know what that could possibly be in that form. And hey, a strange letter that says get fucked. So far, I'm getting better gifts.

You are getting better gifts. See if I have anything else here. Can I open this one now? Oh, wow, these are all gifts wrapped. Holy shit, thank you. Okay, damn. wrapped holy shit thank you uh-uh okay damn look at that oh okay you know what's funny is like these boxes will stay right where they're at for they don't move until I use them for something i know this is oh this is gift receipts hey dick

thanks for all the hours of entertainment other than than Patreon, I'm sending a small doke into my appreciation. I've also sent a little something for Sean and 80s girl, too, it may arrive later. Have a Merry Christmas. This might be just for me then. Let's see, a gift for you. Yep, this says bonus content with a question mark.

I'm intrigued. Me too. Nice wrapping. It's beautiful. Amazon, Amazon will fix everything for you, man. They did that? Yeah, they do this. I've used them before.

Mismanopoli. Oh, Mismanopoli. Well done, sir. Well done. Well, do you wanna play a fucking bonus content game of Mismanopoli? Look at this smug bitch on the front with her go with her go t shirt and her M her earring. Yeah, her sport coat sport coat. Yeah. She's hit her unfocable body. Her boss starbucks.

I'm going. Her boss Starbucks, she's Mr. Monopoly's niece and a self-made investment guru. She's Mr. Monopoly's niece and she's a self-made investment guru. Yeah. Okay, Jyut pushed her. Yeah, she did it all on her fucking own. Yeah, yeah. And she's got the look of someone who did it all on her fucking own. Ms. Monopoly, investment guru, self made investment guru, the, the spoiled little

cut. She's Mr. Monopoly's niece and a self made investment guru. A fucking perfect. See anybody gets away. Grievous board game. Self made. Yeah sure. Okay, this might be for me as well. Hey, Dick, that's the same thing.

Hey, Dick, thanks for all the hours other than, oh, okay, this is from the same guy who sent you the signal taco. Yeah, cool. Very generous. Very generous, man, sigma, thank you. I wonder if this is for me or for 80s girl, let me see. This is a soundboard. That's fucking hilarious.

Streamdex soundboard, all right, you know we'll use it, fuck it. Thanks everybody, thanks for listening. That's great, I'll see you next Tuesday. Let's get some really bad buzzer sounds. Effect that is shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet we could program am Maddox onto this. Oh God.

So these guys have, they have a neural network and chat on Discord. Yeah. Where they feed it, they continuously feed it like transcripts and it will generate quotes. It will generate fake episodes of the biggest problem. Do you guys have, because you know that's fun. God, that's fun. They're so funny. I'll back you.

I'll back. I'll back. It's weird reading conversations that God, that's fun. God, that's funny. They're so funny. I'll bet. I'll bet. It's weird reading conversations that are accurate that never happened. Wow. I can't believe that self-made investment guru. So she just want the lineage. They just want you to go like, oh, well, she should be in the game

because she's the niece of, like what does that have to do with anything? Well, that's fine, but she's gone into the career that would be the least self-made if she's Mr. Waffleee's niece. No, what they should, they should embrace nepotism. Yeah, you know.

Yeah, she should have been a federal prosecutor who threw Mr. Monopoly in jail. There you go. Why he's always ending up in the slammer. It's her. He's always going after him. And not even a self not even like a financial, a finance, a hedge fund manager or something like that,

or a VC manager, but a guru. So she doesn't do the investments. She gets paid to tell you what to invest. Yeah, how the fuck does she know so much? Bitch, I hate her. All right, everybody. All right, see ya. Thank you.