The Dick Show - Episode 184 - Dick on Fatsmas Carols

Episode Date: December 10, 2019

Inflatable Christmas ornaments, the millennial wealth gap, suicide threats, Chris the Kiwi gets laid and petitions Trump for amnesty and financial aid, DMT vs. God, Fatsmas Caroles gets flagged, fist bumps are the soy high-fives, Sean looks terrible, awful children who wrecked my parents house, I ruined the Mandalorian for everyone, and rebooting The Biggest Problem with Boogie2988; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

You still look perfect. I guess. No, you're losing. You still look great. You still look like a full version of you, but this just looks blurry as fuck. Okay, I gotta get it out of my head. I can't. Yeah, roll.

I can't. All right. Uh. 20 fucking minutes. 20 fucking minutes. Because they don't save the settings. Just been digging around drinking diet soda. I could have been in here fixing fucking cameras. Twenty fucking minutes, cause they don't save the settings. Unbulchable. Just been digging around drinking diet soda.

Could have been in here fixing fucking cameras, but now. That's surprising to me. I wonder why they don't do that. You know what I saw when the power went out? What? I walked outside. Jesus. Yeah, I saw Jesus.

I walked outside. I saw on the other day too. And I'm just looking to see if it was my house or everybody else, because I don't want to do all through all the electric bills. else because I don't wanna see do. I don't wanna throw all the electric bills. Yeah, I don't wanna claw through all the bushes and shit that they put in front of the fuse box because God forbid, it can be in an easy to access plates

like just inside of your garage. Anywhere. Why they build it into the side of the house in the worst spot crammed with bushes, I will never know and build it into the side of the house in the worst spot, crammed with bushes, I will never know and will never forgive the person who does it, but I don't wanna climb in there. I don't wanna put on normal person clothes while I'm in my pajamas and do it.

So I got outside, power out, and just looking, power out, anybody, power out for anybody else. I see a woman come out of her house, open her box, start pushing things, I said, oh, is the power out for you? She goes, oh yeah, it's out for us too. Returns to the fuse box, continues pushing fuses. I say, do you not know, what are you doing?

That's not where the power is created. Do you even know what you're doing? Why are you doing that? Uh, yeah. That's when inside, that's another guys problem. Yep, that's not my problem today. Yep, yep, yep. Okay, here we go, let's start the show.

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Take it. Take it. Take it, take it. Ready. Yeah. Oh Yeah Hey, welcome to dick you want to get in you get it. It's a show. We're out of this contest gonna be live from Mount Bunke deep in the heart of the city If you're gonna my host dick master sin The $20 million man a K a recently voted America's worst Mexican 34 weeks running with me as always, is world touring, LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello dick.

What's up buddy, looking extra white, like normal looking, wider than normal, I can't get it out of my head, I'd say something wrong with me, I can't do it. Well put something over it so you don't look at it. I'm gonna turn your camera off today, I can't fucking take it, go ahead. I can't do that.

I just get these slivers in my mind, I cannot let go. I cannot let go of them, I think about it all day, all night. I don't know why, I don't know what's wrong with me. Like, I'll think about this fucking thing all day and all night and then a new thing will get on top of it. Welcome to my world. Except the new things don't push the old things out. And then a new thing, and a new thing, and a new thing.

It's too much. Just wanna burn it all down and fake my death and leave forever and start over. It's a great idea. I think I came out, wipe this sim city out, start over, start over. There's too many tornadoes, I lower taxes as far as they'll go. People are still unhappy, fuck it, done. Start over. Start the fuck over.

Cause if you're camera, yeah. All because of your camera. Well, if something's gonna push you over the edge, it might as well be that. It's gonna be a camera. It's always a dumb straw, you know? Yeah. Shoelace.

Yeah. Broken shoelace. Beware the man of the broken shoelace. Finally did it. Fatsmus, Carol, oh, Uh, Fats miss Carol. Oh Fats miss Carol's you know, yeah, the hilarious comedy album Songs right songs On the show making you sweating like crazy already because it's the failure sweats. I can't fucking take it. I was flagged

Fats miss Carol's was flagged. There's another one. Yeah, already. Who knows what will happen with that one? Flagged on, I don't know. If that costs those poor boys, they're spot in the billboard charts, that would be just heartbreaking. Flagged for what reason? It's, it's madness. I don't know what.

It's mean. I don't know. Who would be flagging something like that though? Sean, who would flagged to the world? I don't know. I don't know any, any portion of society that routinely flags things for, for being what I quote mean.

Any men who are who are flag happy, not alive, not known for flaggery. Not men. We are known as flaggots. Not men, I know. Oh, no, that's funny. I didn't make it up. I was banned from Twitch as well. Oh, did you get belly?

Well, you know what? So you're not going to be the next big Twitch streamer. I guess Maddox knows more than me about Twitch after all. Yeah, they sent me, I mean, at least he's on it. You might only have seven people watching, and then six of them might be dickheads trying to work Maddox lost into something but he's still on there. Right.

Banned for having an offensive username. My name, big dick master's in. Really? You got me there. First of all, what's funny about it is that they use it in the email to me, which I think is inappropriate. If they have determined that the language is offensive, why would they be using it in an email to me?

And I promise you, there's someone out there with a name of Richard Masterson, who goes by dick. There's lots of people. It's like, what if this were an actual name? It was my name. I mean, I promise you, there was. You guys couldn't just change it then? Just make it a bunch of random numbers

like we're living in revelations already. Just change it. Don't fucking delete all my friends. What the fuck is, what is the problem with, what is your malfunction? Well, the power went out. Yeah. I didn't save you the settings.

Same my settings for the YouTube name. You gotta start all over. I'm sorry, they saved 10 cents power went out. Yeah, I didn't save you the settings settings for the like, you got to start all over. I'm sorry. They they save 10 cents and whatever memory that is that stores it. I think it's e-prom. Um, actually, no, it might be the other one. I'll take your word for it. I did a show. I did a podcast with Andy Signore where we're, yeah, ranting about to our war stuff, arguing, I'm arguing about the Mandalorian that I hate. Just let me put that, I was behind. I was behind last week I had not seen

like the MMA episode. Those last two episodes are, that show is fucking terrible. That show is terrible. You have to go all the way back to the, the concept is bad. How could you make a gala? It's not interesting.

It's fucking boring, terrible writing. Yeah, that show is a fucking F. Yes. Totally angry. That episode really put it over the top. Oh, I know. And then this last one was fucking terrible too. It's horrible.

That's right, Sean. Yeah. So I did this show arguing with boogie of all people yeah he said would you do with mad nice and you know that i'm just gonna i mean it's not good it's not the show you're looking for man mad monday mad i'm i'm gonna be a huge asshole as i hate him and think he's an idiot yeah uh... so i don't think that's the show you're looking for why don't it would he do it with you sure probably i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know what i'm do it with you. Sure, probably. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

But what I'm gonna do. After the show, I had a great time. Yeah. After the show, people said, oh, you know, you should reboot the biggest problem with Boogie. And I said, why not? You should. Yeah.

So he's gonna call in, I think he's gonna call in today. We'll talk about it a little bit. I think that's a good idea. How would that work legally? Maybe I'll just call it a little bit, but I think that's a good idea. How would that work legally? Maybe I'll just call it the biggest problem. Yeah, in the universe, this Maddox, this whole brand, right? It's blank in the universe.

It's true. Biggest page in the universe. That's what's so brilliant about it. You can put anything in front of it. Biggest problem in the wood effort. Biggest loser. Biggest problem in LA. Biggest problem in cartoons. Biggest problem, biggest problem in LA, biggest problem in cartoons, biggest problem in dating.

Like Randy wanted to, like Randy pitched years ago and Maddox shit all over, because he thought it would confuse his, he didn't come up with it. Yeah, because he thinks people are so stupid that they wouldn't be able to figure out it was similar, even though it was on the same website and has the same name. He thought that I think he was confusing himself.

That is usually the case with him, because he's on his phone the entire time you're talking to him anyway. I mean, I don't get it, so no one else. He's the one else. Well, I'm the smartest person that I know. So he's gonna call in, I've won like a once a month, I think he'll be hilarious.

What the hell? What the hell, why not? Pleasant, really, you know. Yeah, you know. I think you know. You know. You know. My first thought. I found out that Teslas have a fart mode, and it made me wish, it made me want to die.

Teslas have a fart mode, Sean. Oh, please tell me. Activate fart mode in your Tesla, and it will make flatulence sounds all over the car while you're using your indicator left, right. This is a real thing for you. Now I wanna test it. Kinda sewer.

Now you want one? You want your farting machine now. That's what I did in my Hick and also my baby Yoda doll. Hey, why don't they hang some testicles out of the back of the Tesla? Exactly like a raised up truck fart mode. My brother-in-law tells me about fart mode. His brother has when I said,

Oh, he does a fart. He's got a Tesla. No brother has when I said, oh he does say he's got fun. I get it Tesla. No way. I would crash that thing in TUSA. fart mode. So there's people out there right now. Is this a new feature? Giggling themselves silly because they're car cars.

$70,000 electric car that they have to wait in line for four hours to get home over the holiday season because they didn't plan on anybody over using those super charging stations over the holiday. Oh, that's funny. They're giggling themselves to death with fart sounds while they're waiting in line. Fuck you, Tesla people.

Let's see what else I got here. I'll tell you what makes me rage this week is, I'm gonna do it. Typical for us, we, you know, whatever great, whatever great technology is invented or just new technology or whatever, we just do the dumbest shit with it. Fart mode.

Yeah, we're just doing fart mode. Cause we're like, fart mode. Fart mode. For your, for your blinkers and stuff. Yeah. We're just farts. What are your words all over the fucking car? Your windshield wipers, Cweef?

I think I was, yes, I was just steer that into the concrete in the middle of the freeway of somebody activated fart mode on me. Anybody, you should carry around like a, if you're ever in a Tesla, you should carry around a bottle or a little can, or whatever of that like liquid ass. Like if anybody uses that, just fucking spray it in the car. All over the place. Here.

Joe got it. You're like, fuck, not so much. That makes people throw up. Lazy, lazy, Christmas decorations. Make me, I walked into Home Depot the other day. And I saw a 50 foot tall inflatable Christmas Kylo Ren That is Christmas that is the state of Christmas decorations today 50 foot Kylo Ren 50 foot tall Christmas Kylo Ren The commercialization has reached a new low. This is not is this even commercialization

This is the bear not these motherfuckers don't deserve any money People buying a 12 foot tall military Santa Claus. This is on sale at your local home depot Yeah, 12 foot tall Santa Claus wearing military fatigues. It was just like God bless America. Bye. Bye. Bye Santa Claus is dropping hell all over the Middle East. What the fuck does this say? I'm joining ISIS. This is a grotesque display of capitalism and gingoism is disgusting. Sold out.

Of course. Who is buying this shit? We're getting dumber. A Christmas at at. You can get an eight foot tall Mickey Mouse, an eight foot tall Mickey Mouse banging an eight foot tall Mickey Mouse banging Pluto in your front yard that makes noise, that makes noise like a football sideline heater.

Get the knits. All night. That looks like a limp dick that goes immediately in the garbage because nobody is storing this shit. There is no dignity in these inflatable Christmas decorations. I hate them. I hate them. They look like they're a plague that graduates and every year there's more. I know. Get the new species fluid Mickey at Home Depot today. So he's banging Pluto. Did I hear that right? Yes, it's a eight foot tall Mickey who's plowing Pluto from

the back next to a 50 foot tall Kylo Ren, and then you can get a series of military Santa clauses who are all tea bagging each other. Let me know what the elves are doing. That's next year. It started with the laser lights. It started with the lazy laser lights. Just don't do it. Just give it a miss if you can't do it.

If you, if your Christmas decorations do not involve a storage container in some way, if they're not real, you're good. That's where the lights go, huh? The old fashioned like painted lights where the water you have to undo and you grab a staple from the year before and electrocute yourself.

Exactly. Yeah, if you don't know the thrill of that, then if all you have to do to decorate your house is dump a box, is dump a box of intellectual property in your front yard and plug it in with an extension cord, book you. Buy you pigs. And I know who's doing it at swimming.

Well, I know who's buying these things. Yeah, well, the, I mean, I don't see a man ever buying Kylo Ren. Who's buying a sexy, inflatable frosty, the snowman? Bullshit. An eight foot tall Olaf from Frozen, from the movie Frozen. Turn your house and just take down a billboard and put it right in front of your fucking house.

Yeah, with Disney shit on it. That's it a peanuts Nativity scene Oh a nativity scene with the fucking peanuts. What did the peanuts have to do with the birth of Christ? Which one's Jesus? Yes, no, no, that's what I thought to what stock why what stock is the shittiest character on peanuts? He's disposable The stock is the shittiest character on penis. He's disposable. Woodstock is completely disposable. I don't even think it's the same Woodstock every time.

He flies around like a fly that can't figure out where the window is. Curcing. Curcing, is what he does. Constantly. I never heard of this. I never understood Woodstock. A peanut's an activity scene.

He flies upside down sometimes. There is a, there is a Woodstock. There is a life size Ralphie from a bunny suit in the Christmas story. I wanted to throw up and home and my experience at home, D-Bode did not get better because you cannot buy, you cannot buy anything anymore. You, a fake person with a, with a brain full of mush of oatmeal that wants to buy several different Star Wars themed Christmas decorations to turn their front yard into a man-child ball inflatable hell. How do they know? This is everything I like. Right there. Look right

on the end of the aisle. Look at that. That's my favorite color shirt. Look over here, that's my favorite Star Wars character. How do they know? An ad ad. Yeah. A little Christmas with reindeer horns on it. Holy fuck, this is what I've been wanting my whole life. Are you serious? Yes.

All of these are real. Wow. I go in. reindeer horns as they destroy the rebellion. Looking, yeah. The Nazis. The Nazis in that movie are Christmas decorations. Looking, yeah, the Nazis, the Nazis in that movie are Christmas decoration. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I go in looking for screws. I am one man on a mission to find screws because my entire life, I have never had a television that just worked like a television. It's always, Miyagi tell it's always on wax on wax off turn it on blink black makes a series of noises like it Like a cube root machines shuts off. Well, here we turn it on again try again try again comes on black Turn it off turn it back on black turn it off turn it back on finally I get half of a picture Yeah, it warms up every time yeah, my TV needs more warm up than my girlfriend to get me satisfied.

You know what I mean? Every fucking time, every TV I've had like a curse on, off, on, off I get a couple, I get eight good months, just like a relationship out of it. And then it's on, off, on, off, perpetually broken. No shit. Yes, you remember my old TV did that too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we lived together, the big one,. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I got too much one after eight on and off. I said, what am I? This, I'm, this is intolerable. I need a new TV and a Kylo Ren. I need a new TV. Both at the same place. A therapy 50 foot tall inflatable Christmas Kylo Ren. You go, that's what I need. You have a Costco membership. You know, oh, you know, get a two packet TVs. Here we go. And the whole Star Wars like two packs of Kylo Ren on for you and your you and and then went for your brother-in-law and sister. I found out this week that 80s girl has a Costco membership that she's been hiding from me. This entire that's exactly how I look are you fucking serious yes

she goes oh I have a Costco membership are you what the fuck why do you not have a black eye you cannot tell the same you know how many things you told me that I do not care about I can fill a podcast with them you've been hiding a Costco membership. Costco membership is a magical thing. Oh, I don't want one, but I would like to pay others. Yeah, just like all the other things that I've used and don't pay for. Oh my God, that's like a show I said, that's it. They just, every time you go in there,

they have more and more shit. Give me the, I've angrily got in my phone. Give it to me. Give it to me. I'm done, I've angrily got in my phone. Give it to me. Give it to me. I'm done, I'm done sleeping on bean bags and watching half broken TVs. Fuck this. I'm ending 2019 and I'm leaping into 2020

with shit that actually works. Give it to me, send it. New TV arrives. Oh man, fucking great. Look at this. The bucks. I'm fantasizing about peeling off that covering, you know.

Oh yeah, the protection. I got one, I didn't get one with some stupid tap smart tablet remote, like the last one, which is the biggest fraud. They've got less power in those TV tablet smart remotes than you have in a game of tiger baseball from those A-Vs. God, I remember that. You remember that one? Yeah, I do.

More power in that than they put in these Android devices that you're, if you adjust the volume on your TV, come back in an hour and it'll update. Oh, geez. Even the photons that come out of it are slow. That's how cheap it is. Into the special school. So I take them, I busted TV off.

I pulled up the floor. I pulled up the floor, in there. I break it over my knee like Bo Jackson. And throw it into the garage and say, oh, God, great. Oh, give me this fucking TV. Nice. Rip it open.

Oh, look at this beautiful thing like a woman, right? Nice. Just how I like women. Straight, 90 degree angles everywhere just how I like women, straight, 90 degree angles everywhere. And no matter what, looking good from every angle. Oh yeah, that's the right and front. Or to the, yeah.

Give me a bitch that looks at, she's from Virtua Fighter. Oh, first generation graphics I'm talking about. Pick it up, I get the mount out, take the old TV mount. Look it up, says doesn't support your size. Okay, I'm going to ignore that. I'm in the, no, there's no turning back now. I'm going full. I'm going full man, man, steam ahead, right? We're not doing anything. I go, okay, okay. Well, you just need some screws, right? No problem. Just need a couple screws. Look at how, what kind of screws? Oh, M8 screws. That shouldn't be no problem, right?

How many hardware stores are around me at any given minute? I go into the Home Depot to get the hard the screws for the new TV. This is where I see the 50-foot tall Christmas Kylo right? Nope, no time for that. I'm in a great mood. No time for these no time for this Christmas shit. Everyone everyone in here I'm not gonna let Christmas bring me down. Yeah, I'm not letting Christmas. The holiday season is, I mean, that's a guy that can ruin a lot of people, but not me. I'm not letting Christmas bring down my new TV.

Right. All of you can go eat shit. You can take that bell, Salvation Army guy, and cram it up your ass. Everybody knows you're here. Everybody knows why the asshole in the Santa outfit is here. That's right. You don't need to ring the bell so loud. Get a smaller bell. Get get get a bell that doesn't sound like I'm being hurted into a slaughterhouse. We get a bell that doesn't sound like I'm being cracked over the head with it. Please

asshole. Maybe I'll maybe you know what? If it says if a dollar would stop the ringing for 10 minutes, I throw it in. Right. Try something different. Yeah, that's true. Get creative. Get creative with your homelessness. Well, like, yeah.

Well, homeless people have some funny signs sometimes. They do. They do. It's like, yeah, that's pretty creative. Yeah. All right. I think I'm still not going to give you anything. I'm not going to give you anything.

But I'll at least point out it and give you a nod. So I get there and I think, oh, this should be an easy. The internet says they have this screw. Oh, great. The internet says we've got a screws in every size. I'm sure they update the online stuff to reflect what they have in the store. It's automatic.

It's automatic. It's automatic. Don't say stupid things like that. It's automatic. Yeah, sure. It's got tons of this screw way more than I need for. I go in there. Here it is.

I'll pay three, five, whatever. Pull in. Oh, look at this. Look at this beautiful system. They got here drawers and shit. You can pull out. They're all separated. There.

We'll see. Follow, go down one, two, four, five, eight. There it is. Pull it out. Oh, yeah. 45 million. Okay. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, go down. Here we, go down. But here we go, four, pull out four.

What do I pull out? Just a random assortment. Yeah. I look down and it is a catastrophe of random screws thrown in and no order whatsoever with no tracking on anything. It's like the dumbbells at the gym, right? Tote, excess.

That was a fucking over here. And Why the fuck is the other one? This is a, this is, I'm looking at a Lego container and all I need are pieces that I fucking I know now. You don't have, there's no possible way. I'm sitting so I spend the first of me in this view. I mean, I've got a TV to install here. I've promised TV watching to my girlfriend tonight and myself, but it's not really neat. But now I'm starting to sweat with the shame of, how is this gonna feel going back home,

defeated by screws? How well do you know the neighbors? Enough to screw, what do you mean? Well, no, I mean, there's always a handy neighbor. I'm the handy neighbor. That's the worst part about that. God has got to help this place. God has to help this place.

But who has metric screws? Nobody has. I have, yeah, okay. Yeah. That was my, I guess that's my point. So no, no screws. No, no, no. So I had to go order. I had to get a truck to deliver four fucking screws

to my house, a gigantic truck. Maybe Greta's right. So, yes. This is a very dangerous question and even thought in a long time. But watch your ass, okay. Do you think to locate someone who looks maybe like they've been there for more than two weeks.

And ask them for screws. Yeah. No, not even. I don't even want to deal with that because that's because they have no idea. But every once in a while, you will find a guy who has literally worked there for years. And you know, his shit. Yeah, he's like Sherlock Holmes. Yeah.

What is his name? Is it Minecraft? Holmes. shit. Yeah, he's like Sherlock Holmes brother. Yeah, what is his name? Micraft Holmes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, because I am, every time I go to Home Depot and ask for something, there is an increasingly high percentage that I get a woman who just a little fat Latina. I will profile the shit out of Home Depot employees. Yeah, and I will look for the guy who I think

might actually give a squirt of piss about the job and has maybe been there for longer than this holiday season. Yeah, I eventually, a couple of days, I got so frustrated, you know, I can't wait for anything, you know. Yeah, well, a couple of days later, I went to a Mexican hardware store and found them. Uh-huh. And I got store and found them. Uh huh. And I got home and lined them up.

I'm just trying to screw them in, like, why is this not fitting? Something must be wrong with this TV. So I finally set all the screws down, one is like half the size. I can't take this anymore guys. I can't take it anymore. What else do I have here?

I have parents and their shit rat kids. That's an interesting. Shit rat kid. I've never heard a child describe it as a shit rat. A shit rat? Or fuc stains. Turrets. A shit rat.

A little shits. Yeah. I went to a violin recital the other day. You did. Well, for the Irishman. Yeah. He's still playing. He's still playing very good at it He's playing he was playing that song that goes Yeah, it was pretty yeah, it was funny watching him play the first song

He's like stomp his feet to stomp his foot too. No, he gets real serious. Does he sing when he plays no like twink a trick A little star no no no the first one you could tell played it, and then kind of smiled and was like, yeah, and I was like, I know you don't believe, I know you didn't do your best on that one. I didn't say, but the next one, he really, he really made it. He really made it. He ran it out, meandering, but then hit that,

and I'm like, oh man. Well, that's great. Well, that's the part. That's the, I mean, that's the part everybody cares about. Then a kid gets up up i should you not and he plays the shape of you the ed sheeran song really and i think what the fuck is what is this i'm

watch looking around and all these parents are like oh yeah cool but in my mind i'm thinking he's talking about a woman's ejaculate on his bed like it smells like you what's going on in this house? What the hell is going on here? Why does he know this song? Is this just a natural thing? I don't remember singing songs about shapes of women

and loving their body when I was like six years old, do you? No, I don't remember anything like that. No, but holy fuck. Well the thing is, if I was, I didn't know it. Yeah. I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think if I ever came across any songs like that at that age, but I mean who cares?

Then what do you know, 10 minutes later, a kid goes into the other room and flips my parents' table over. What? Oh, he's climbed up on a glass table, flipped the whole fucking thing over. Decorations flying every- Wait, a kid or that kid?

That kid climbs up on a glass table. Whoa, where's my parents house? Oh, see the entire thing over. After the result. It was at my parents house. Oh, he flips it over. For picture frames, decorations flying every which way. Entire table, I mean, we're talking about tempered glass here.

So it weighs about 800 pounds, like a guillotine flying over. And I look over and I'm like, I'm fucking gonna do that. Just climbing on it. This is the level of discipline in these children running around somebody's house, climbing on furniture to grab at whatever they see. And I think, oh, now I see.

Now I see where the song comes from. I can't. We're talking about plowing broads. And we're climbing on fucking other people's furniture. I can't even imagine what would have happened if I did that as a kid. Me either. There was like that thought,

if I bombed a joke at six years old, that I would have hell to pay when I got home. Yeah, that is, when I see kids who are just fucking completely undisciplined, I'm like, God, I envy you, you little fucker. Yeah. I mean, that's insane. Same motherfuckers.

Lime it on furniture. Like, you know, it's not a totally, it's not a couch. You know that. You know, you have to know this. You have to know that. Got, you know, let's ignore how stupid you must be to not understand that this is a, this is a cantilever table and that even putting

any pressure on the wrong side. Obviously flip it over, you're a entire fucking body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But let's just, let's just start with there. I forget what I was gonna say. If I looked over and just like, oh, are you okay? Who's yeah, I'm like, um, that's, maybe that's too bad.

Yeah, maybe you should have walked away with a couple of scrapes on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, there not to be climbing on, climbing on tables. Let's see what else I got here. Oh, symphony easy. Human beings are exposed to 44 times more infertility causing and cancer linked gender-bending chemicals than thought. Huh, how about that?

How about that for some bright Christmas news for you, Sean? Well, I'm not surprised. No, no, not really. Have you been feeling gender-indivational? No, just think with all the shit that we, the stuff that we make, you know, all that kind of stuff, you know, it wasn't like plastic leeches into water

and all that kind of stuff. It's all, yeah. I'm trying to find the article, pretty funny. Here it is, here it is. We gotta watch that. We gotta watch this weird polyamory marriage too. Humans are being exposed to 44 times more BPA. Oh, 44 times.

I thought they found 44 more sources that I knew about. No, no, no, no. We already know the source, so we said stop doing it because it's turning little boys' penises inside out and giving everyone cancer. Turns out there is 44 times more of that than we thought there was. Where the hell is this?

Toxins found in plastics, including water bottles. So we're talking about what have been linked to the BTS. The BTS, what are the Stanford? Something is something petroleum like probably. I don't know that. I actually don't know. Toxins and plastics, water bottles, there would be link to disruption in the productions

of eggs and sperms. The FDA says the levels in widely used products are generally safe. However, they banned the use of the chemicals in baby bottles and sippy cups in 2012. Now, Washington State University has devised they banned the use of the chemicals in baby bottles and sippy cups in 2012. Now Washington State University has devised a new direct way of testing human exposures to the chemicals and they found that the safe levels are being exceeded by 40 times. Good God. Man, these

poor little boys. I mean, it just stopped their're tired of making a lot of sense, man. Like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. Why is that? I just, I don't know, man, it just people, people are different. I wonder how much is, you know, societal progression and just like chemicals. Or just like chemicals too. Like what, what's, you know,

how it's a nature nurture argument, you know, to, I, I don't know. I don't mean just throwing it out. It's like, not turning into pussies. Nothing would, nothing would surprise me if they know that this fucks with, yeah, you know, like, if they, like masculine characteristics, or I, I don't know, I'm not well researched on that at all, but I am pretty recent. Does it, does it, people fucking up? Well, does it, you know, does it destroy testosterone and like, I mean, that kind of stuff? I, I don't know. I think so.

I don't know. I don't know. It'd be, I'll, I'll look at it. Uh, and then I, I've read somewhere that the, the thing they replaced it with, they don't even know if it's bad or good. Well, it's a BPC's. It's the whole, you know, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what a BPCs. It's the whole, you know, what, what Marjorin was better than butter

and now everybody's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Did you eat the butter? Here we go, here's another one. Here's a depressing chart showing the jaw dropping wealth gap between millennials and boomers. You wanna see this chart? Yeah, there, yeah. It's gotta be stunning.

I would tell you more about the BPAs except the ad blocker. It does not let me read the article. Oh nice. Yeah. This depressing chart, okay, boomers, share the wealth. Baby boomers born between 1946 and 64, hit a median age of 35 in 1990. So when baby boomers were 35,

they owned 21% of the nation's wealth. Does that make sense? When all the baby boomers were 35 they owned 21% of the nation's wealth does that make sense when all the baby boomers collectively hit 35 Which is younger than us, but probably a lot of listen, you know listeners are probably younger than that They owned a fifth Of the wealth in the nation. Yeah The millennial generation will hit 35 in four years and they are at What's your guess? Oh well, under 5%. Yeah, I think it's, I think it's 3%. I read this earlier.

Yeah, no, it's totally makes sense. 3%. It's incredibly because I know, you know, like our parents are the baby boomer generation. 3% they are now. And like, they were buying houses at like 23, 24, like how do you, how the, they didn't even have to plan for it.

No, they just, they just had it, they just had a job. And then, yeah, it was like, it's time like what they bought a house. How is that fucking possible? And like, look, cause your wages were a hell of a lot better in comparison to what the fucking cost to live was.

Even Jen X's, even us, which I guess I do think I'm a part of, but I don't want to argue it. I mean, you know, generations are all stupid anyway, but I mean, unless there's a big event, like a World War, to kind of reset things, because people haven't fucking kids all the time. Here we go here. So they compared all the generations at 35. And at 35 Gen Xers own just 9%.

That makes sense too, but not as fucked as millennials. Man, we got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act.

We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. We got to act. of the of the Ponzi scheme that is our current debt base monetary system. The first rung of the Ponzi scheme gets to keep all the money.

They've been cranking the stock market up and down so they keep it all. They kept it all for us and then they shot us full of dick-shrinking chemicals so that we don't have any problems with it. This is the state of the, this is the state of the millennial, three percent. Think you're making a lot of sense. Three percent of the wealth. Have some fun copops.

So don't worry, there may not have chemicals that will shrink your baby's dicks. I really do feel, I shit on them a lot, but I really do feel bad for the millennials. Yeah, I mean, it's, Oh God!

It's harder than we have it for sure. You have to be absolutely perfect. You have to execute everything in your life to a degree of authority that is 101% perfect. Crazy. To enjoy even a fraction. And who's the possibility that your parents did? And you have to be lucky.

That extra one percent. I know. I Yeah. And you have to be lucky, that extra one person is the luck. I know, I know. And you have to be lucky. You have to know from the age of 14, who is bullshitting you and who is not. Yeah, you don't get a learning curve. Not at all. And if you slip up for even a year or two, Kisikabai, you're going to be working until you die.

It's fucking wild in a one bedroom apartment. This graph, this graph is, I mean, I'm going to put a goodbye. You're gonna be working till you die. It's fucking wild in a one bedroom apartment. This graph, this graph is, I mean, I'm gonna put it on the stream because it's so shocking to see. It's almost unbelievable to see. We put it up here. Oh, I'm looking at your fucking Vaseline face again and I hate it.

Okay, here it is. Just can everybody see? Yeah, there we go. So this is the graph at these ages. Here's boomers at 35 with 25% of the wealth and then they skyrocket up here to 50%, right? Yeah. Here's Gen Xers at 35, they're about 10%.

And we skyrocketed to 15% of the nation's wealth at 45. And then here's millennials, look at this limp dick, little pittily dribbling out skirt here, working as hard as they are, up barely up at the 3% mark here. That is fucking sad. Like that honestly makes me want to give them a break. Like when I say, oh, they're this, they're that,

they're blah, it's like, they're dealing with something bigger. Yeah, they have no money. And it's like, you're dealing with something bigger. Yeah, they have no money. And it's like, you know what, I'll let you think that or I'll let you figure it out, I'll let you find out for yourself, I'm not gonna call you. It's like, the big picture, man, is like, you guys got it, you got it rough, you got it rough. You got it rough.

You got it rough. And you're gonna see some, it's like all of their politics are all insane because their lives are insane. Yeah, yeah. What was I gonna say? Oh yeah, I really hope that Bitcoin starts that helps them out

because boomers are too stupid to understand Bitcoin. No, they're not gonna, right. They're too entitled, sorry. Everything needs to make sense to them immediately like an info merchant. That's the entitlement. That's the entitlement. It's not that they're stupid.. Sorry, everything needs to make sense to them immediately, like an infomercial. That's the entitlement. That's the entitlement. It's not that they're stupid.

No case, smart. All information to me. Yeah. I don't have to learn about that. Right. Paper wallet, no, no, no, no, no. Explain it to me. Dumb it down for me, because you're dumb and I'm smart.

So you dumb it down to me so that I don't have to. You do all the work for understanding. Right. I don't know. I think as the, as that graph plays out and hyperinflation starts, you know, taking their houses wealth away, God, I hope millennials can buy their shit up

and Bitcoin and fire sale or something like that. Let me see if bookies here. He said he'd call it in noon. I have some more stuff too, but I don't want to keep him waiting. And then we got to do boogie- He got to do boogie- But yeah, go ahead.

He's a YouTube guy. Huh? He's very widely hated too. Really? I think why it would be such a good show. He's widely hated. Yeah. A lot of people have a problem.

What kind of content does he do? I think comedy stuff and game stuff. All right, let me see if he's here. Is he political? Not at all. No. I think part of the reason people have. All right, let me see if he's here. Does he political? Not at all. No, I think part of the reason people have a problem with him is because he does not pick sides and sometimes

and rides the fence in a way. Yeah, well, I asked, I asked a Reddit why they didn't like him and I got some hilarious answers. Oh, well, somebody said he was, but they watch him. Or a lot of people do. He's very, yeah, yeah. All right. All right. Okay. But I'm really excited about it. It would be fucking right. You mean the reboot? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm for it like a monthly. Oh, I mean, it'd be hilarious. Just, I'm even forget just just the concept of it. I'm thinking across town the the hand ringing and the sick feeling and the I mean there's if there was ever a reason to do it.

Okay, I'll read some comments and then we'll figure out who you're gonna yell at. And then we got to watch this polyamory thing. A woman pregnant when she's got four boyfriends. Oh, right. I love it. Is she gonna go on Mori? Figure out who the fucking father is. and pregnant when she's got four boyfriends. Oh, that's a fifth. Right. I love it. Is she gonna go on Mori, figure out who the fucking father is? You know, that's, we used to have that, right?

Well, now somehow they're all the father, right? Oh, are they? Oh, I don't know. Maybe they are. I'm sure they'll all be involved in the, in the kid's life and it won't be confusing at all. You know, who cares? There's only three, they only own three percent

of the nation's wealth. So who really gives a fuck if they're confused? Like every time, every time I get this right wing, oh, these drag queens are addressing kids, like, you know, they might as well rape them because there's no possibility they'll ever be happy owning three percent of the nation's wealth. Like, do you guys not think about money? because there's no possibility they'll ever be happy owning 3% of the nation's wealth.

Do you guys not think about money? Just, these priorities of a purity of morals and like protecting childhood versus the massive drain of the wealth of the future's labor are so far out of whack. I don't know how to feel anything for the former. All that matters is that they're, all that matters is that they're allowed to keep the wealth of their labor

and you have completely stolen it from them. That's, yeah. Completely with policy. Oh, it's bad. Who gives a fuck? Who's reading them children's stories when they work themselves to death for their entire lives to live in a drain pipe

and eat bugs? Whoop. I will suck. I will suck a drag queen's dick to avoid that. I do not fucking care. My room records is here. Let me get you in a little bit. You know what else happened? I was listening to Irishman do some math in his head. Do they?

Yeah. I was fucking, I was fucking the math questions, a reasonable math questions, and then I ask his mom really difficult math questions. Make sure she feels stupid, right? Well, you know. Yeah. You got your better than your mom.

And he did some, it sounded like he was using new math to get to the answer, and I did not understand any of it. Really? I thought he was gonna be way far off, but then out of nowhere, it was like, Bup, dividing up things or. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's dividing up things. It's weird to see. Yeah.

And I hated it. Chris, the Kiwi said he was going to call in today too. You said that last week, didn't he? Yeah, but it's very early for him. So I kind of understand. Oh. Okay. Flat Stan Lee says,

by the way, as an individual of flatitude, I must, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Sticktatorship and a few paper shredders simply for being born boy, we are Jesus Though we are flat the pain that's atrocity brings us is deep and we must keep the memory alive I would even argue that it's more important than the regular holocaust oh boy, but of course only by a slim margin Get it slim and margin. I get it. I get it flat holocaust man Get in while it's good. Invest in that, Sean. Judas, hey, Dicks, Judas here. Listening to the old biggest problems, because never actually listened to it when it was active. But in episode 21, two minutes in, Maddox used that same stupid metaphor of blowing sunshine up his own ass. Apparently, he couldn't tell.

Did anybody call him on it?? I don't. I remember him doing that when we were making fun of him in the latest bonus episode. Patreon.com slash the Dixho. I remember him using that incorrectly. That specific metaphor incorrectly. This is from Patty Vies. I finally lost my V card. Yeah. And all it took was a few hours of sorting through the trash on a variant of Tinder, probably bumble. We matched and hit it off after a few hours of on-and-off chatting. She sent some illicit pics very nice. I talked dirty with her for a bit and hinted it coming over at some point. She was interested a couple more days of listening to her problems, and she invited me over to watch some Netflix.

Wow, I said sure. I drove up. this is a classic listening to her problem. I said sure, I drove over and it was a little awkward at first, but she ended up laying against me with my arm around her and her face in my chest. I called her more beautiful in person and kissed her. Very smooth. He did 100%. You're going to be married. Things right.

If you keep romancing the ladies like this, man. Couple days of, yeah. This is extra suave. Yeah, that sucks. You look going to be married. Things right. Yeah. If you keep romancing the ladies like this, man, a couple days of, yeah, this is extra suave. Yeah, that's pretty in person. Yes. She sounds crazy. You know, talking about work, work stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't believe. Yeah. Oh, I can't believe that. That doesn't happen to you. That doesn't seem right. She probably is just jealous of you. Yeah, your boss doesn't appreciate you. You're doing such a good job there though. Yeah, holy fuck man. They gotta give, they gotta, if you hire a woman,

you need to pay the husband too. Because there's maternity leave, but there's like tolerating your wife's complaining about work. Pay has got to factor into it somewhere. We made out for a bit and I started kissing your neck. One thing led to another, I ended up eating her out. I'm a gentleman, okay. The canned situation was a perky seat cup

and she was thick in all the right places, like ankle. Mm, right. We fucked and I took the soonest opportunity to leave. It's more work than you think. No, it's not. I know how much work it is. Here are some tips. Use a lot of emojis for the other versions.

Make sure to compliment her, but do so, sparingly. That's a good advice. So this is for compliments. You're handing out, you know handing out like $10 bills, you're not throwing a bunch of ones all the time. It makes the compliment turn into something that's worth more. Like you could give a dog all of the treats, you could just dump the bag out in front of it.

These things are worthless to you, but then it fucks up the dog, right? So you give one a day, one every other day, or something like that. And it's really looking forward to that tree. Tree, right? And if it starts looking like it doesn't appreciate the tree, no more treats.

Yeah, then all of a sudden it's like, well, that wasn't, you know, I didn't have it so bad. Don't tell her your whole life story. Let her use her imagination. Don't eat her out from behind. I learned the hard way. Thank you. Yeah.

Well, January, yeah. Sounds like he's up to the races. He sounds like he's a real Casanova. No, that's fantastic. Oh, here's one more. This is from Ash Galley. Good day, guys. My partner, Luke Gooderi, is a massive fan of the show

from Melbourne, Australia, username, Patriot. He's a garbage truck driver. And your podcast make his work day manageable. He rang up for the first time last week and was nervous. Is anything. He's so grateful to you guys and see the Dixiel live from Melbourne. That was a fantastic Sean show.

It's his 30 seconds really far. Birthday come this Friday, the 6th of December. It would mean the world if you guys could do an unexpected shout out or send him a happy birthday email. Luke, yeah, Luke, happy birthday. Hey, 32. Luke, if you see that someone hasn't brought their garbage cans out to the curb,

get off your fucking ass and go drag them out every once in a while. Everyone doesn't have to be every single one, but maybe one a day, you're doing your rude and your garbage truck, pick one person, go, look, look at their garbage and see if it's packed full so much that the lid is flopping over

and that it's obvious they needed, get off your ass, go out there and drag it out for me, do it for me. Happy birthday. You know, Melbourne is such a pretty city that I think they just drag the trash out to the curb. And then it's just raptured somewhere. Oh, really? I don't even think they need garbage trucks there. Maybe they maybe they garbage,

but your garbage show, they people are hot women. I don't know. I'll never be allowed in there because I'm not allowed in the country. Let me let's skip boogie. Yeah. Buggie there. That's very unfortunate. Yeah, hold up. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Let me know when you're ready. I'm early never use discord

because I'm an old freaking man. Dude, nothing has made me feel as old as discord has. That in Snapchat, like I like who doesn't want to get hot nudes, right? But I can't figure out Snapchat. I forget who told me that you get, how do you get the hot nudes on Snapchat? Explain this to me. I don't know. I need to assemble a team of guys to help me figure out Snapchat. I tried to register one for the show, but I could not fucking figure it out. How are you doing, man? I'm doing all right. All right. All thanks to Citramar. I really enjoyed debating you the other day. That was a blast, dude.

Why don't you just talk about it too. We talked about the Mandalorian. Oh, you know, I was being a hot penis about it and shitting on it. Of course, everyone, you know, there's a lot of things I think you ruined the Mandalorian for me just so you know, because I wouldn't watch the latest episode and I'm like, oh, man, this isn't that good. No, it's not good at all. I've seen a wave of that. There's nothing that feels better than getting in front of the hate mob. All right. I've seen a wave of that. There's nothing that feels better than getting in front of the hate mob. And there's this last episode, man.

Like I get it, I get it, like, is it John forever? It was that guy who's making the show, right? He says, I wanted to be a Western, and it's such a Western. And I'm like, yeah, I like Western. This is gonna be cool. But then this last episode was like, I get double crossed, and then I got double crossed by the double cross. I get it.

I've seen that when it was, you know, every other Western star, but. Yeah. Just didn't work. It just didn't work in this last episode, man. I don't know. What about the one before where it's like, you've been here, you've been here three days. You know what? You should stay and we should fall in love.

Oh, yeah. What the fuck? It was, I don't care about any of these people. What is this? It's, it's, it's forced. It's really, was, I don't care about any of these people. What is this? It's forced, it's really, I mean, I intended it. It's really forced when they're trying to do that shit. Okay, so thank you for calling in.

I also had a great time arguing about the Mandalorian with you. And I don't, you saw me tweet this out. It got like 2,000 likes, you know, a lot of people were retweeting it. We're talking about restarting the biggest problem that show where we debate pointless things like a once a month thing where you and I have it out over something trivial and pointless, trying to find the biggest problem in whatever it is.

Are you, would you be down to try something like that? I think it would be great. So like, you know, I've got the new travel channel I'm traveling a lot, but I think if we're on a monthly schedule, we could do something like that. Yeah, I definitely wouldn't want to like, trample on all the, like the negative negativity that surrounds the old show. I would prefer restarted our own format or something like that,

but absolutely dude, I would tear you apart on a monthly basis. You know what? I didn't, here's absolutely dude, I would tear you apart on a monthly basis. You know what? I didn't, here's the thing that I learned about you in that debate with Andy. You stick to your guns in a way that people don't. And we knew if he's wrong. Well, everyone's wrong. Right. Like, you're not everyone's wrong.

Like, that's one of the things I'm famous for on the internet is like backing down the podgeizing because I'm pretty non-convirtational. Yeah, but when it comes to something fun, when it comes to something easy, if I'm not hurting anybody in the process, damn right, I'm gonna dig in and fight. Like why not, right? Yeah, but for the most part, my biggest issue is a nihilist, man, I just don't really give that big a shit about stuff. You're a nihilist. Well, kind of, I think recently I might have found God, but for the most part, I even have, there is a body. I know it's like crazy. I know it's a fucking crazy story. I'm just sound like a lunatic by telling it right here. But I, like, when I die,

I know literally nothing happens. So since literally nothing happens, who gives a shit about anything? I don't give a shit about Trump. I don't give a shit about Clinton. I don't give a shit about politics. I don't give a shit. What if as you die, you're processing and your brain slows down and you experience an eternity of slower simulations that lead to death without ever reaching it? What about that? That sounds great. That sounds really tough. Half life.

Yeah. Like a never-ending, you know, paradox of experience. And we're in fact living in such a collapse of consciousness right now. What do you think about that? Well, so, all right, let's get fucking crazy. If you want to get crazy, I will get like people are going to think I'm a fucking lunatic.

But you know what, isn't that car crash recently, right? No. And what happened? Is it your fault? Two weeks ago, well, Jesus was driving. Yes, straight up, Jesus took the wheel. I'm shitting you not.

Okay, two weeks ago, he wrecked the car. There was a, there was already a wreck on the road. It's a sacramental line. He was driving a semi truck. He fucking had a stroke caused a crash up ahead of us. So the pack of cars I was in came along and I guess three, four, five minutes later, I'm not sure exactly how long but we were all pretty much going too fast. And I was a little too close to the car in front of me. So my entire pack had to come to an emergency stop, which meant I was going to hit the car in front of me. The last second, when I realized it was going to be a stop in time, I threw all my breaks

and I was skidding into this guy. My brain said, go to the ditch. So I grabbed the wheel and I turned to the right and I tried to make him the ditch without hitting the car in front of me. Unfortunately, I still hit the car in front of me. I hit the back right tire on my left front tire. Then I went into this ditch, which like a six-foot drop dude and I walked away with one blister of bruised left foot and a back that's been hurting for 25 years, hurting a little bit more than normal. And it's like a miracle

dude and what's even crazier about that is earlier in that day, I was on my phone like six hours early when I was in Arkansas, upload the video as I was driving there and everybody was like, get off your phone and put on your fucking seatbelt idiot. You want to do your seatbelt? Before I was on my seatbelt in the Arkansas, but I put on my seatbelt because they were complaining on the, I find out my seatbelt on, I might have taken my fat ass through that windshield. So later that night, I'm sitting, I have to get a cab from the hospital to like a place

nearby where I can get an enterprise rent a car in the morning. I have to find a hotel near there. And I get in this car with this woman in this whole dream. She's saying, um, she's saying God cured her cancer and shit. And she grabbed my hand. And she's like, God told me I had to pray for you. I sh- I sh- I sh- she not. It's crazy shit, just crazy shit. She told me about how she got pulled over by her guardian angel who was in her base or badge.

It was insane shit. But I got to the hotel this night that night and I'm like, hey God, we should talk and like, I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I'm 45. You're 45. I mean, you probably thought of this before, but I know, I love you. I know that you are constantly dealing with depression.

Why not give God a shot? Like what the hell does Nile, if you have a choice to go with God, why not? Like, if you're thinking is, I don't think it's the Christian God, I don't think it's the Muslim God, I don't think it's the Jewish God. I'm 90% sure we all live in a simulation. The purpose of the simulation is to suffer to make a stronger,

and God is just part of the programming. That's what I figured out that night in the hotel room. So that's the God you believe in, the architect from the Matrix three. He's a genius. It's over my list. Simulation. If you read the book of Genesis, right,

the guy describes like the sky being filled with water and being held up on pillars, because he understands water. He understands pillars. Of course, this is not how the world works. But I say simulation because I understand what a simulation is. I don't know what the fuck God's version of a simulation is. I don't know what the fuck.

I can't figure out what God does, but that's the easiest way to describe it. Is that like a flat earth? Is the simulation substantially different than the flat earth theory? I don't know. I know what you're talking about. I don't know. Because it's just like invalidating reality, right? I mean, I don't know. I've heard that. I've heard Elon Musk's new religion about simulations. I think he's got it wrong, because he thinks we're being programmed by us.

Like eventually we write simulations, and we're stuck in the simulation, we wrote, no, I don't think it's like that at all. I don't think we ever do that. So you're offense sitting on the nihilism too, right? God, what about who's made the simulation? I said everything. I like offense post up? God, well, what about who's made the simulation? Did I fit set everything? Did I like a fence post up my ass as one gets remarked?

I know, and everybody shits on you for it. I don't, like, I'm not going to knock anybody's hobby. Yeah, I got roped into reading this hate thread on you. And it was, I mean, it was hilarious. Like, I rarely come across somebody who's hated more than me. Is that right? Yeah. He's hated that much.

Yeah. Wow. Like, I don't Yeah. He's hated that much. Yeah. Wow. Like, I don't want to give those guys any attention. Okay. But like, I feel like anybody who looks at that thread for more than like five minutes is going to walk away with like, wow, these people are fucking very easy. Because there's nothing in it. There's literally nothing in it.

It's like a bunch of circumstantial shit I've said across 25 years on the internet. There's shit going back like 2004, a tribute in me that I didn't even fucking say, because someone who was riding one of my old porn blogs for me, fucking wrote it, it's insane. Somebody said, so this was my favorite quote, that you were guilty of insulting the veteran community

by claiming your friend died in Desert Storm in 2012. And I thought, do you guys not have enough parades? Well, because the veteran community not have And I thought, do you guys not have enough parades? Like does the veteran community not have enough ribbons? Do you guys really need everybody to kiss your ass? Wait a minute, by claiming, did your friend die in 2012? Well, it was my understanding when I was in high school. My friend race passed away when he was in training for Desert Storm.

The reason it was my understanding, so we had a teacher come in and tell us that. So 20 years later, I mentioned him on Twitter on Veterans Day, I was trying to think of, well, I normally talk about my dad, who should I talk about today? How about my old friend race? So I threw that up on Twitter,

turns out the guy lived to be like almost 40. Oh, he lived. Right here, right. But you should have verified this information. Oh, yeah. That's what I got. I was like, I'm going to pull up my fucking smartphone and shit and like fucking pull up government record. What the fuck is wrong with you? What? And the teacher says like, Hey, you know, he died. Okay. I'm pretty sure that you usually don't get that wrong. Right? I mean, well, did it affect you in the you know he died. Okay, I'm pretty sure that you usually don't get that wrong, right?

I mean, well did it affect you in the way that he died then it was real. That's not fucking point of it But share like oh he turned out he didn't die. Oh Well, I felt all that for nothing That's a lot And my favorite part of it is you made that up for attention dude. It's my understanding when you lie You're not supposed to create verifiable names and facts that people can fucking Google. I'm smart enough to wear if I'm going to fucking

worry about somebody, I'm not gonna put a name out there that you can fucking Google. Yeah. That's fucking stupid. Holy shit. Like I might be a fucking dumbass. I might exaggerate things to tell a good story from time to time, okay?

But I sure as shit, and not that fucking stupid, holy fuck. That one was funny, there was a lot of like emotional, every, you know, people throw around emotional abuse a lot online, like, okay, you're describing basically every relationship that didn't work. Like that's what a lot of people can make that claim because by the end it gets pretty shitty, no matter what. Definitions of things have crept out a lot. It might be my ex-wife.

One of the things I said, this one that's haunted me, it's on that list, that she supposedly signed an NBA to where she couldn't release what a monster I was. She's like tweeted out several times that she never signed a single piece of paper. But he I I strung the support making bitches signed in days. I strongly support I strongly support making some chick sign NDAs by the way. I mean, I wish I'd made her sign a fucking pre-nup. That I'll fucking tell you. You know, I tell my friends to go to you half. Half what yeah, what is that? What on how much of that divorce cost you? Half.

Half cost me half. What is that? On the scale of what is that is? I know that's a personal question, but I always, that's a, everybody thinks I'm a millionaire and I was never that, but I was close when we got divorced

so you can do the math. Oh, right, right at your peak, oh damn. How do you shower of that? Oh, I get it. I get it.

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I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. that check to the government or to a woman I'm not banging anymore. Let me put that fence post back up my ass for a second here. That woman by the way earned that money because not only did she quit her job to help me with my business, but then she was in all the Francis video. She helped me write them.

She helped to clean up and set up and go buy the shit. And when it came to gastric bypass surgery, here and I were on the outs a month before I got gastric bypass surgery. We were talking about her leaving them, but if I didn't have her here, I wouldn't have gotten the surgery. I wouldn't have lost the 150, 200 pounds that I have lost. Holy shit. Without her, that woman is literally helping me clean up the blood that I was shitting and throwing up post surgery. You shit blood with gastric bypass. Oh, absolutely, man. Your shit blood is horrible.

I guess so. How do you think you lose the weight? How did that go? I lose a lot. A friend of mine got it and sadly he put on, he put on his shitload of weight after getting in, which I guess a lot of people do. Well, like, so, well, first you go down, right? But you can stretch it out again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what happened. So now I'm about two years out and my stomach is about the size of a normal person stomach now, maybe a little smaller. And then the end of the watch for me because I eat bad foods because I'm an idiot and I never really did break my addiction to fucking food. I just love to punish myself with like fucking cheesy, greasy cheeseburgers and shit. But I can't eat very much. So when I used to go to McDonald's and get three cheeseburgers and I don't know how to do it. I mean, it's depression, right? They eating the overeating's depression, right?

Like I don't even have a drink as a compulsion. It certainly can be. Yeah, the food is, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I think of it as more of a form of self-harm if I'm being honest. I think I'm gonna do it myself. And I think I like to hurt myself with food.

But the good news is I just hit, I wasn't even gonna talk about this, but I felt pressured when I was livestreaming the other day. So the first time ever, I finally got under 340 with this new appetite suppress, and then Thanksgiving happened, and then back up like 342. God damn it.

Looks like I'm probably gonna be around 340 to 350 the rest of my life. I'd like to get under 300, but the good news is I'm'm at the two-year mark and this is where I should have already been putting back on weight and I haven't yet. Yeah. And I think lose at 150 pounds, 200 pounds,

and getting, of going for a 580 seven, my biggest, you know, 480. Oh, 580, 480, 7. Wow. If 498, I think that they have surgery, I'm probably off a number there too, but 490 something and now down to 340.

So that's 150 pounds since surgery. That's incredible. I regain my mobility. I can get up, I can walk, I can move, I can take care of my dog, I can clean my fucking house, I can have sex if anybody was desperate enough to fuck me, you know. So that's amazing. You're trying to get under 300 right now. I always say people underestimate how much of a workout it is

to just walk around at that size. Like you're doing it. It has to be. You're doing a leg, you're doing leg day all day every day. I go to, I go to fucking Disneyland and I'll pull a six, seven mile day. I'm going probably next week. I'm going to be in LA and I enjoy doing it.

But the problem is when I'm at Disneyland, man, I eat like two fucking churros. So it's not, it's hard to like two fucking churros. It's hard to walk by the churro stand and not be like, Hey, here's a giant cinnamon stick I can use to punish myself. So let's put the shit down my throat. How much do you really have to eat to stay at that weight? I've always wanted that to like 600 pounds. I don't even know if I could eat that. Which I'm a liquor, I could drink whatever B.A.C. all day, but eating, I just couldn't cram that much down. It's about 3000 calories to maintain what I'm doing right now.

So between 2500 and 3000 calories is where I land at most days. And if I feel particularly destructive and I go by bronze, and I'm like, man, today's a milkshake day. And you didn't really pack it in, dude. Like, if you search out the wrong foods and purposely eat the wrong foods, which I will do on a very stressful day, you can literally, I could still put eat the wrong foods, which I will do on a very stressful day, you can literally, I could still put down 6,000, 7,000 calories if I tried. I just don't want to.

Yeah. Let me see. So you're going to be an LLA next week. Hey, it would be great if you wanted to come into the studio. We record on that. Yeah, I'm going to, at the only days I have free or Wednesday and Thursday and Friday, because the game award is Thursday, but he has shit, I might. That makes sense. Well, you know, that's what we're going to do.

I've got a bonus episode at some point this month. Oh, that's true. I do. I really want to... I bring the Francis shirt and I'll tear up the fucking studio. Can we do that? That'd be fucking hilarious. Tear up the studio? No, absolutely not. We cannot do that. By tear up, he means clean up. Clean up. He can clean up. We Terra, he means cleanup. Clean up. He can clean up what you're talking about.

We desperately need the studio clean. And you're now that you've regained your mobility. We'll be good exercise and discipline. Yeah, what makes you a rage, man? Let me ask you. He's not having it. Oh, it's crazy. I used to be one of the angriest people in the world,

but the only thing I really seemed to give a shit about anymore, I just hate the state of the gaming industry, man. I love this hobby. I love playing video games and I'm so sick of watching these FIFA players, these madden players, these Call of Duty players getting fleeced and it's just disgusting and I hate it. What do you mean, that fleeced? Like, when you buy FIFA from the premium edition for a hundred bucks, that's where you start

spending money. If you want to put together one of these teams, if you want to get these packs, you're going to end up spending hundreds, hundreds of dollars, call of duty, the new call of duty. They're giving away all the content for free, which is great. And this is probably the most generous call of duty to date, but it's just filled with micro transactions. And there's new battle pass system and I would please spend the money. Like you, I remember getting the video game for $60 and you got the video game, man, like you got the whole game, you get unlock skins, you get unlock characters, you get free

shit. But no, man, that's where you start spending money. That's the down payment for Call of Duty. Yeah. What was the last moral combat? I think I paid like a hundred bucks for when all things were added up and I see some games will clock in at like a couple grand. If you buy, yeah, if you buy all the stupid shit that she is along with them, there's

kids out there who have spent tens of thousands of dollars in Fahrenheit. I can't point to any particular story or or feeling, but like the battle pass system on top of everything else and being able to buy individual skins, that's a free to play game that will cost most parents a few hundred dollars, possibly a few thousand dollars by time it's over with. Yeah. Yeah, I wish I could pay more to take celebrities out of it.

I played Revenge of the Jedi or some Jedi game from an order with my brother-in-law last night. And the gay kid from Shameless is the main character and does all the lines. So the entire time I'm just sitting there remembering him getting asked fucked by his boyfriend and the Shameless shoving and like, well, is it? I mean, couldn't I have just made a kid? Did I need to bring the entire, this entire guy's filmic work into this Jedi story, spanning the stars. I mean, the worst part about it is I normally like his acting on like shameless and he was

in the show or watching Castle Rock, but he's like so stilted in this game. And I'm just like, right up to the right up to the surprise ending where you like run away from like a big scary guy and you like fight right up to the thing, right? Like right up to the surprise ending where you like run away from like a big scary guy and you like fight off one of the nicest. Oh right up to the very end dude. He's like just dead inside. I know. Give you some voice direction man.

Yeah. I get it voice acting is very different from being on a set with like some big name actors like the cute girl from shameless shit. Like I get it. I get it voice acting is different. But fucking try. Like he pulled a Peter Dainklage man. I don't know if you ever played the original destiny. Yes, Dainklage is the full voice. That's horrible. Yeah, they're, they're phoning it in. Well, you've got to, you've got to make them be bigger than they think they have to be. Sean's an audio engineer who you

talked to. So he records these guys. I work with the best voice actors in the industry. Just anywhere. Every Sunday. Yes, every Sunday. No, and it's the worst voice, they stunt cast some of these things, these DC movies and stuff like that. And some of it,

some screen actors like Rosario Dawson is a good voice actor. And she does, you know, think Wonder Woman and that kind of stuff. But generally, the television actors are the worst voice actors because television has gotten to be so small and tight and intimate that it doesn't, you know, always say the microphone doesn't hear you raise your eyebrow. Yeah.

You've got to do it. So generally, the stage actors translate better, but it is, you know, it's a, it's all acting, but it's, you, you, you've got to be bigger than you think, because the studio can really flatten you out. It can be a giant emotion suck. Yeah. Boogie, I got to ask you, you mentioned, you know, when I brought up the reboot or doing this monthly show, you mentioned the negativity of the old show.

I wanted to do, I wanted to know what you meant by that, because my version of negativity is rarely what anyone else is. There's just like so much fucking drama surrounding it. I want to put my name on some fucking drama at all. I fucking hate drama. I hate politics. I hate fucking negativity on the internet. It's one of the very few things I just can't do anymore.

Like, you know, you have to ask me, are you following this impeachment shit? Dude, I would rather drink a bottle of liquid fucking glass than pay attention to the news. I would write it. It's all depressing. Yeah. I know what you mean. And in fact, this is, I'll tell you something weird about the old show. We noticed a sharp drop in engagement when we, when politics kept coming up and Randy,

the guy who produced the show said explicitly, no more politics. Like it was a, it was a struggle to keep it out. Because people totally agree with you. People want to escape from the headlines. They want to, it's like this is, you know, like this is the Sabbath today. You're also insulting half of your audience. But yeah, when you go political, you're insulting half of people. Like demand, Alorean people just think I'm an asshole.

They're not personally insulted that I hate it. You're exactly right. Politics you're insulting their core. I think that's like one of the things people really misunderstand about me. They're like, you're setting on the fence because you don't want to piss off other people. Well, I don't want to piss off other people, but I'm also setting on the fence because I just genuinely don't give a shit. Like life is too fucking short. I've got like five good years left if I'm lucky. I'm

mentally financially or physically like I if I live to be 50, I'd be pulling. I'd be pulling a miracle, I think. So that said, why do I want to spend these last five years being pretend angry on the internet about the orange man. I don't give a shit. Let him just take the fucking country if he wants to. Let him rise is above every other nation of the world. I just don't pay attention. I ain't gonna be here. That sounds political. I'll fucking vote. I'll vote in 2020, you know, but that's the limit of the day. I want to think about it for about 12 minutes that morning. That's what I want to fucking do. I mean, the drama, I don't know if you can stay away

from drama, but the thing is that like the drama that you get is way over the top. And I think my biggest problem was I, you know, it's so funny because what originally started that whole shit anyway is I had some guy come into my like suburb, obviously I'm not gonna name him because I don't wanna draw any hate for him or anything like that. But he like came into my,

a little bit on YouTube and he's like on, on, on, there's many. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was,

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Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. I just don't like to give that kind of shit attention, but unfortunately, I'm mentally broken in a way that I will. And that's the last thing I wanna do. I don't want anybody fucking who is related to that old show pissed off at me, coming at me. No, everyone related to the old show is fans of this show.

I know. I mean, that is the truth of it. That entire show just moved to this show and then picked up less on earth. Yeah, they'll think it's hilarious. They all love the Mandalorian. And this audience rarely just all loves something together. Be fucking careful because you might be, he might be fucking right about the Mandalorian guys on the little nervous. I did, you know, you have an interesting way of talking about your own mental health or depression too that I also, I saw this and I didn't know a lot about it. I did want to ask you it. It's, it's, people accuse you of using suicide, your own specifically, as a tool to manipulate them. And honestly, I see it both ways because I know people who are in their, their darkest diaries, moments like they have no control over it.

Well, at the same time, you're very honest and self-deprecating about your struggles with depression. That's what I'm hearing. He doesn't, I don't hear anything controversial or like what that would garner like a lot of hate. Jami just from the 10 minute conversation. Yeah, I don't know if they suddenly had a totally controversial here, but so this summer,

I was genuinely suicidal. At the beginning of the summer, I picked today it was gonna be July 24th. I scripted a YouTube by the way. Why July 24th? That was my birthday. And I was like, well, on the night before I turned 45,

44 is a good number. I don't want to turn 45. Let's get the fuck out of here. I don't want to do this anymore. It gives me a last chance to go to VidCon, it gives me a last chance to go to E3, it gives me a last chance to say goodbye to a lot of people I care about while I see him this summer.

And then I can fucking. And you scripted the video. You scripted this out. Yeah, I did. Goodbye video. Yeah, so well, like, yeah, I made a suicide video and I'd already filmed it like three months before the date. Okay.

And I had like a emailer where I was gonna email it to like everybody because I know you can't put it on your YouTube channel, but what you can do is you can email it to pretty much because I know you can't put it on your YouTube channel but what you can do is you can email it to pretty much everybody else and they can do whatever they want to with it, right? Yeah. And I was gonna put up on some automailer set of date

and then just send it out on the day after my birthday, right? Okay. Then I filmed a goodbye video for the main channel where Francis performed, I did it my way. And that was gonna go up on July 24th. And even though I decided to live, I wouldn't have filmed that video and put it up anyways, cause I thought it was a really good idea.

Yeah. And then I told you, why did you decide to live? And it changed my perception quite a bit. But, what? So, yeah, why did you walk out of that? You told me, okay, that's fine. But I think the lesson I learned this summer is you, if you are suicidal, you can't talk about it publicly, especially as a public figure.

And then I think if you are suicidal, you should talk about it with friends and family, but I think it's best to be handled by professionals. And I think that's the lesson I learned, because a lot of the friends and family that I did discuss it with, I should have never discussed it publicly. I should have never discussed it with any fans. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. The fans.

You're looking back on this and going, well, I would have done it differently, which is specifically, I mean the fans, like the league DMs where you're talking about it. And it kind of, it kind of seems like you're bringing it up So that they will change their behavior which And see that's that's a false Cinnamon because I knew that person was never going to change the behavior and anytime I engage one of these people I know that there's no winning them over right there's no Insing them, but they're still is making them feel guilty about it. Like, you know what I mean?

Like, if you're saying it, that person did not feel guilty one bit and I knew that they wouldn't, absolutely not. Absolutely not. I mean, don't get me wrong. That's the risk I took. It was possible she could have felt guilty about it and that's the mistake I made.

But I know, there certainly wasn't the intent because I know that these people can't feel remorsefully. They think I'm subhuman. Why bring it up then? Why bring it up at all? If you know that they're not going to change their behavior and they know they're not going to be remorseful, why bring it up? Because that's what has made work go out. I won't now.

Yeah. But it's the same reason I would bring up any other thing like being fat or being mentally ill. I was planning my suicide, so I just thought I should talk about that with this person. I do. At the point that I would think I was making with her, if I remember correctly, please forgive me.

But I think what I was saying was, well, all of this is a moot point anyway. I'm getting the fuck out of here. I'll be quitting the internet on July 24th. Is that what I think I originally told her. I'm, yeah, that's what I remember. Yeah. And so like, I'll be quitting the internet. What do you mean by that? Well, I'm quitting the internet. I'm just going to delete everything.

Everything ever that we've gone, don't worry about it. Right. And like I think they dug and I'm like, well, okay, yeah, I that's how I remember it. I don't even know which specific instance you're referring to because I think I talked to two or three people about it online. I think there was chat dialogues about two or three. So I don't know specifically which one you saw. I don't even think it matters because it's that's a, I mean, it happened, it's that happened to somebody. It happens to people all the time. I don't even know if the specifics of who matters. But it's, you know, it sounds like you realize how, how some people can see that.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm not suicidal now. And I mean, I dare you to try to find a place I've talked about it in the last 60 days, 90 days, because I'm not suicidal now and I mean I dare you to try to find a place I've talked about it in the last 60 days 90 days because I'm feeling pretty good even through this wreck and everything else like I'm in a very good place My meds are working my therapist is working with me. I'm I'm feeling positive I've been traveling a lot for the travel channel and enjoying doing that. So it's I'm in a positive place now But at the time yeah, it was it was, very serious, honest thing. But I think the mistake I made, and I'm genuinely sorry for it, I should have never discussed it with fans or haters or trolls or anybody else. That was a huge mistake. I certainly should not have talked about it. I think in retrospect, I should have not talked about it with friends and family

because I felt like I hurt them, a fair amount, talking about it with friends and family because I feel like I hurt them a fair amount talking about it. They don't get me wrong. My choice to discuss it with Mick Juggernaug. It's kid behind a camera and a few other people of VidCon is what led me to doing DMT and what led me to saving my life. DMT did it. You're one of the DMT guys.

Fucking DMT fucking did it dude. Muchrooms. DMT specifically. They're experimenting with a lot of things trying to reset the brain. fucking DMT fucking did it, dude. Much rooms. All right. DMT specifically. They're experimenting with a lot of things trying to reset the brain. It's like, that's, yeah, that, yeah, ketamine. It's amazing. So basically, this is my understanding.

So someone with me who's dealt with like PTSD for a lifetime. But yeah, there's parts of your brain that just shut down that don't work anymore. Because you're so used to routing it through the anxiety and fear and the PTSD section of the brain. And so I knew that ketamine therapy was an option, but it's local here, it's like $1,000 a session that takes like 12 sessions before it even begins to help. Boogie, go on empire, you get some ketamine by tomorrow.

What are you talking about, 1,000 bucks? You want to tell, I'll get you to tell you. Just tell it by 3 p.m. You know, I don't want to get fucking arrested. I want to have a celebrity mug shot out there. The reticent fucking circle jerk all over. Right? That's why I won't break the law man. I want to smoke weed. But they, uh, they fucking, uh, they ended up, um, DMT is in England is, is used to treat, uh, PTSD now. Yeah. And with a very high success rate. And so all is all about VidCon and I was like

walking up the idub, walking up the, hey, you know what I'm getting, DMT, it's a fucking party. We're at a party. Let's get some DMT guys. Yeah. And like eventually, somebody who wants to remain anonymous came to me and he's like, dude, I'm a shaman. I have access to this stuff and I want to help. And I'm like, dude, let's do it. We went to this, we went to the, you're just, you're just, just bringing in, or I just jump, please. Dude, that is, they're, they're, well there, I mean, they're like a shaman.

And a lot of ways is trained specifically in like, in that kind of therapy, with all that mystical mumbo jumbo shit, I guess I don't see the difference between a trained professional, like between a trained professional like a generally trained professional and someone who focuses on just that. I mean, that's what I mean, literally he had an arsenal with him. He's like, man, yeah, of course.

Yeah, I'm glad I got to you. Let's let's go. No, I don't think there's any credibility to that. What if it works? Well, no, they are finding that it works in some case, they usually it lasts for a period of months. Yeah. It's like a electroshock also works for some case. They usually, it lasts for a period of months. It's like a electroshock also works for some people, but it's rarely, it's fun. It's not permanent is the only thing, but so it's like, what do you want to do?

You want to go through that every so often? But, you know, it's like, if I had, have I had some right now, it tripped balls right? You bring me some. Oh, man, you're definitely going to get balls. I'll get straight. I'll get straight. Oh, great. I mean, of the cool. Yeah. I'll get to you. I'll get to you. Oh, great. The ketamine and DMT. DMT things always funny to me, the God aspect of it in the shaman part, because my first exposure to DMT

was in college, they were gradually making it illegal. So I bought an industrial tub from a chemical like a place that served chemicals to industrial labs for testing purposes only. It was already illegal for humans, and I sold that thing over a summer at two DMT beans. And then it rebooted 10 years later as this, like, well, I'm in God-like experience.

I'm like, motherfucker, I'm, that was no God involved in that. That was an industrial supply store. Here's what I will say. I get why they made that illegal. I absolutely 100% understand it because that stuff made my brain work in a way that has not worked in a really, really long time. And I think genuinely one out of 10, maybe one out of 50, one out of 100 people that use it, they're going to wake up after their trip and they're gonna like feel good for a couple

of days. But they're gonna go back to their job at Starbucks the next day, where they're gonna have seven in the quarter, getting bossed around by a bunch of angry moms, and they're gonna fucking shoot up the place. Because they're gonna realize what a raw fucking deal they're getting, man. Like I get it. I straight up. You can't let the general public have access to that and

still maintain control of the general pop. Because I don't think it's possible. You can't give them 3% of the wealth that's for sure. Boogie, I'm gonna, I don't want to keep you too much longer. You've been very generous to do time. Thank you for calling in. I hope to see you in LA. I am psyched about this maybe show that we're going to do together. I don't know, I mean, let's give it a shot. Let's give it a, let's give it a, let's give it a fucking negative history

and I'm on fucking board. Get some cat, let's get some ketamine. Yeah, we'll get some ketamine. We'll get, we'll walk loopy for a day and see where it takes us. I haven't done, it's the ketamine that's different from DMT. I haven't done ketamine yet.

Here it's like a fucking super tranquilizer, right? Yeah, it's a cat tranquilizer. It makes you stoop. It makes you walk like you're on an ether binge, like in fear and loading and Las Vegas, you can't control your motor skills. It's, but only lasts like 20 to 30 minutes. Don't do too much of it.

Don't do too much of it. You're good to have me. You're gonna have to molest me if I do it, right? Yeah, promise. Yeah. Okay, good. Definitely good. All right, man.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thanks, buddy. I right. All right. All right. Man. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thanks, buddy. I see you later. See you. Body to do. Interesting guy. Interesting guy. Yeah. He is. That's who said thing. He's right. Shouldn't be talking about that. I just so I don't I don't know the backs. I mean, it sounded like so he was talking to everyone or he was like DMing people and then it got out or critics like, you know, I think you get to a certain so you think as a possible, he's, I mean,

or is, are you coming from, he's using it kind of like, don't get on me too much because I'll kill myself. I mean, or, you know, is it that kind of a manipulation type thing? I don't see a difference between genuinely expressing it and expressing it with a malice intent. Like, you know that I don't include intent in anything. Yeah, well, publicly, it's a little, like, there is no, there is conceptually there,

even if you really wanted help and you needed it desperately, it would look identical to somebody using it to manipulate somebody. Well, the objects absolutely could. Yeah, to them. To them. So, I mean, yeah, you, I, something like that, I think it's, I think it's great to talk about where you've been. I, I, publicly, I don't know that it's great to talk about where I'm at. Where you are.

I think you've, again, you know, professionals, family, that kind of stuff, that's where it needs to be. I think, I mean, what do you say? I made a mistake. Is it like, oh, yeah, so why? I don't think it's a, yeah, I think that's the right thing. Let's see if my room records is in here. Where do I have other things here?

You don't think a shaman is as qualified as a psychological professional shaman? I don't think so. That's a surprise here, you say that. But the drug's doing all the work. Yeah, oh, yeah, sure. Like if it's really, it is, if it's really shut down centers of your brain,

people are dealing with that much anxiety. This is drugs too long. Yeah, they're doing more and more. There's no doubt that that therapy and everything will be, if it's not, it will be, I think, widely accepted in certain cases, I believe. I, it's, we're still in the infancy of that type of brain medication. And, you know, oh God, the Kiwi's here.

Really, how's 10 minutes I'm gonna ask him? Yeah. Okay, let me get my room records. And he sent me a schedule for what we're gonna talk about. Chris, yeah. Oh, good. How much it's gonna cost to call it. to get my room records and he sent me a he sent me a schedule for what we're going to talk about Chris. Yeah. Oh, good. How much it's going to good.

It's going to cost the call. Oh, my room records you there. I am here. Can you hear me? Yeah, what happened, man? That's Miss Carol's is up. And then last night people tell me it got flagged. What the fuck, man?

Oh, I have, I have no idea because it certainly wasn't Matt Jarbo who flagged it down because he said specifically, not only is he not mad, he's, he thinks it's hilarious. And it's like the funniest thing ever. He said that right on Twitter. So, and then it was immediately flagged somehow after being up for a week and a half. So weird, but the funny thing is, and this happened, of course, right after I was promoting it on the kill stream. So interesting thing though, I just have a funny feeling that this isn't going to work out the way he wants it to.

Oh no. What do you think's going to happen? Yeah. Well, interestingly enough, I've been in contact with band camp and turns out that even though they, even though they deleted it off their site, Nielsen radians are still getting reported for the first, for the first for all the pre-orders coming up. So and, and not only that, it's still getting released Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-uh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. actually, we had a $4.99 for 17 songs, 18 artists. Wow, that's a fat deal. It is a fat deal.

And not only that, we're gonna extend that price. Originally, that was just the pre-order price. Wow, we're gonna extend that for the entire year. They can even learn it for the first week. Yeah, so for the whole first week, starting this Friday, when it gets released, you'll be able to find it on Amazon iTunes. I will post the link to where you can find it

for $4.99 everywhere else. It's gonna be a full price. Okay. But you'll... Yeah, can I get an exclusive song that has not been released from it to play right now to entice people to go to fast? Absolutely. I believe I DM to you one that has not been played before. Oh, that's great. That's just great. Let me see here.

The world debut. Yes, what is your it's my room records. I don't see it. Where did you DM me? I on on Twitter. Oh Twitter. All right. All land all land whales featuring Chuck and V. Matt and Sacks in the Skogang. That has not been played for anyone yet. Oh I'm so excited. Are you ready? Are you ready to hear this? Oh, yeah. All all land whales by Chuck Chuck and V. Matt and the Sacks and the Skogang. Okay, let's go for it. Here we are with Fatsmus, Carols at Fatsmus.fun. Should all exercise B for God and Tid's be grown on males?

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Most of all, you'll fuck yourself If Master Sin Oh, fucking madness, everybody Wow That's great, what an incredible song That's me, my favorite from my favorite version That's Miss Dot Fun Give it, immediately. That's miss dot fun. Give it by one for every member of your family.

This Christmas. It's got to chart. It's got to be chart and get in the Library of Congress forever. That is a tradition on the show. We are charting on billboard. What my room records. There is a shit load of talent on this, on this. You've got every everyone. I just, I posted this this a couple months ago and just said, hey, does anybody

interested in doing a Fat Some Salvin? People came out of the woodwork to help with this. Please list them or some of them. Oh, hey, we're in cruise. I've got the cock suckers are on there. No, they're the cock suckers, they're not the cock suckers. No, I'm sorry. Yeah, you know, the cock suckersckers, the, uh, I've got some.

The Cucksockers. Right? It's in gentlemen. The Cucksockers. Oh, yeah. Tom McCoy brought his Optismo. Uh-huh. We've got Chuck and V, like we, like I just posted that one.

Yes. We, so many people. I can't even list them all, but the amazing, another amazing thing is like I had Domé Pace as, you know, and a lot of people have been asking me about this. Yeah. And you were wondering when he called in whether or not he was just going to do what he said, which was, you know, sing, sing Fel sing Feliz Navidad and just say, Matt is a butterfly. Is that a right pedophile?

Yeah. Yes. Well, that's exactly what he did. Oh, that's good. Then we're not just supportive. So I got my hands on this album. So, so that, so that, unfortunately, that one can't go on the out. What kind of negative?

Oh, wait, why? That's, that's a, you might want to ask rackets about that, but that's a thing called defamation per se. Oh! Oh, because it's a crime. So, in the, in the spirit of this show, I got Eric Wong instead to come on and do his take on, on the Feliz Navidad. And so you'll be, you'll get that on Fatsmith. And it is equally funny.

Is Donnie Pesno's on it at all? He makes some appearances in the game. Okay, okay, good. In sample format. Okay, good, he is there. Hopefully he'll release the track on his own if this charts, maybe that could be a goal. If it does chart, yes, there's a, there's a, there's a distinct possibility that that

somehow makes it to the, to the interwebs. Lawyers are always ruining fun. I know. How is that defamation per se? They, they come out so much. Just kidding about that. Yeah. All right, my room.

Thank you. Thank you so much for putting all this together. Is anything make you a rage? Oh, um, when people say that they're not mad, very much not mad. I would say, and it's very clear they are. I mean, most of the time, it's a women who do this. That's true. When they say, oh, I'm not mad. Not mad at all. No, no, big deal. This is a trick. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Just makes me a rage. I would be mad if someone did is a trick. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It just makes me a rage. I would be mad if someone did that to me. Yeah.

Well, the funny thing is actually when I sent the archive link of Matt saying that he wasn't mad about this at all to Bandcamp, they seem to be very receptive to that and say, huh, that's really interesting. Yeah, we have no problem sending your stuff to Nielsen to report these. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, to Nielsen to report these. Oh, wait, wait, wait, you think bandcamp says Matt flagged it? Oh, band, bandcamp would not confirm nor deny where they got the flag from. But I said it was interesting. Yeah, yeah. And I said, and of course, I, when I emailed them, I had to say, you know, if, are you just going to delete every single diss track from your entire catalog because there's an entire tag on your website that is diss track.

Yeah. Yeah. So, so anyway, we'll see, we'll see where it goes, but all I know is the couple hundred pre-orders that that happened before the pre-order got cut off are going straight to Nielsen and then everything else for the first week starting this Friday at Fatzema stop fun. That's hitting the uh, hitting the airwaves. Awesome. Fatzema stop fun. Check it out. All right. Get out here. I got to talk to Chris the Q. We absolutely have fun. Yeah. See ya. See ya. Bye. Uh, okay. Let's, let's call this, uh, let's call this guy. Hmm. Uh, I'll tell them we're ready. He likes to be in charge.

I know he does. Oh, it's my favorite person. He. He. Oh, immediately. I've missed him. There he is. Chris the Kiwi.

Hello. Hello, how are you, Dick? Great. Sean was just saying how much he's missed you. And I have as well. Hey. Sean, the audio engineer. Sean, he's missed you and I have as well hey shion the audio engineer shion who's a male he's a man if we've missed you we've missed you since your last call in what has been going on in your life

well actually I wanted to talk about Hannah Murray Morris is that okay certainly whose Hannah Murray Morris yeah oh she's a fan of yours but I just want to say that she's sort of upsetting me, but can you just cannot just read it, cannot just read out something and you can just listen and is it okay? Yeah, is it about Hannah Marie? Yeah, okay, sure. Well, yeah, she, Hannah Marie more, she break rums and gays me and it's like a constant cycle and she refuses to block me. She has your destiny, she has your destiny to say that I'm able to well in here with messages. i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, i o'gol, saying that she would never marry me. Henry, let's wait a minute. Henry said some nasty stuff to me saying she wasn't responsible for my feelings,

which really hurt me. Henry can even spend 30 minutes of her time trying to talk to me in an empathetic manner, listening to me seriously what I want her to know. So, what do you think about all that? Well, how often did you message her? I searched for her name. I searched for her name to see who you're talking about. And I see she has sent me some screenshots of your chats with her. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I'm looking at them right now. It looks like you called her a Jewish slur, the bad one, the bad one, right off the bat. But the thing is, but the thing is she doesn't care. She says that she loves me making Jewish jokes. So, yeah. And I'm gonna stand wide and I don't know.

I mean, she doesn't really want to talk to me. Why doesn't she block me, you know? You call her in the stand-up. And bitch in a douche. It looks like you sent her a picture of someone slitting their wrists with a razor blade. Do you remember that? I don't recall that, but I am seeing a picture of it.

It might be Photoshopped, but what do you think someone's going to respond to you and you are sending them pictures of people slitting their wrists with the razor blades though? I don't really want to comment on that, but I don't think you understand me, Dick, but anyway, but she you were sending you're sending this to her though. You said I'd like to put you and your family in a body bag bitch and chop you up to. This is what you sent to Hannah. Okay. Can we just like next topic?

Obviously. Okay. Can we just talk positively? Is there obviously, can we just talk positively? Is there anything positive that we can talk about? Well, nothing in this list or you said you don't care. You're vermin. You're only here because Hitler lost the war. He told her.

I guess that's true. It's not funny, but there is too much to history. And I do admit that I've seen some of that. But, you know, she's just given me the wrong message. She's given me the wrong impression. That's what I'm getting upset about. So what impression is she giving you? Um, well, it's probably not the talk the car. It told me not to talk the car around Clark when we did make a deal that you would be polite to me and I mean to me and I'm you're right I'm sorry

I'm okay let's talk let's stop talking about Hannah Hannah for God's sakes stop being mean to Chris the key we block him let's move on to the next topic which is getting laid how have you have you been doing in that department yeah well actually I met I probably about two ago, I contacted the skill on a dating site and I saw that with her and she still had my number stored a new phone and then I had this message saying, who's number is this? And I told her, well, this is Christy, remember me? And I called her a fat bitch and she remembers that. She's the one to

me. That's your going guard. No, no, no, she was, I mean, she is fat, but she's not ugly. So I just went around and she said, oh, do you want to come to my house, you know, and I did and I spent about two. I mean, she, well, I'm saying is she's not, I mean, she said, oh, do you want to come to my house? You know, and I did. And I spent about two. I mean, she, what I'm saying is she's not, I mean, she might be a bit on the big side, but she's not ugly, but she invited me to come to her house for about two nights. And I did that. Two nights, like in a row? Well, not two nights in a row, but one, well, sort of one day, one week on next day, next week, and yeah, so she didn't seem to sort of hold it against me, no, for calling her that,

calling her names. So she liked it. So yeah, so unlike she likes it honestly. So did you guys fuck? Yeah. Yeah. Did you feed her? Did you feed her, Steph?

Was she into that? Yeah. Yeah? Did you feed her? Did you feed her, Steph? Was she into that? I'm the feeder, but I should do a more appreciation because I'll eat some of your food in the house like I've got a gift card. You gave her a gift card? That's pretty nice.

When was this? When did this happen? This must have been about two months. Probably, and I probably about two months ago. Two months ago. Wow. Good for you. You're doing better than the versions. Hey, Dick, there is something that you can do for me. Um, are you able to publicly, are you able to publicly announce in your, um, on your show for your fans, not the fuck with me?

And get fish me. Yes. Stop cat fishing Chris. He's very susceptible to it. Everyone stop cat fishing Chris the kiwi like that. And also, yeah, that's right. And also because of all the shit that's been going on, yes, he might know. Someone made a false elevation

that resulted in a welfare check by other police and an environment where he's commissioned to hospital. What was it? What was it? Yeah, I wanted to know about that. that resulted in a welfare check by other place and in a voluntary mission to hospital. What was it? What was it? Yeah, I wanted to know about that. The last time I talked to you, you said you got a rat. It's false.

Yeah, that's false. I was on Twitter and someone actually took what I said out of context and they rang some, I think they ran a place up and they did a welfare check of me or something like that. They thought that I was going to go out and shoot up or something or whatever. What did you say that was taken out of context? I can't exactly remember what I said, but I never said those words. I think basically someone just said, because I said on when I was with the Chris and Ken show, whatever someone took

what I said out of context, saying that I sympathized with those people who go out in the mass shootings and nothing they took that out of the context and that's what's and they only use that sort of against me and sort of told the cops to me or something like that but anyway it doesn't matter now. The cops said that's what that's what it was the tweet or the show. Well when I came to my house, I said, where's the events? Can you give me the red, the events?

And I couldn't even give me any proof. So you have no idea what caused it. They just got a call. Yeah, I mean, it could have been anything. Yeah, that's right. Exactly. Yeah, because that doesn't sound like people from this list who listen to the show would do that.

I mean, it could be anybody, honestly. I think it could have been, but we don't rename for sure, you know? So, did they take you to jail for an amount of time? No, no. Neither when. No, it wasn't in trouble. They just took me, they said that I have to go

with them to hospital. I had no choice. You know, I wasn't in trouble with the law or anything like that. They're more concerned for me or something like that. Well that's what they said anyway. How long were you at the hospital for? How long were you at the hospital for? Did they ask you a bunch of questions and stuff?

One at a time. Well they, I was actually at the wrong hospital because the thing is, did they say you were a veterinary hospital? My night's on there, I told them that I don't want to be at hospital. I told them that I only want to be taken to a specific hospital in the same. And I arranged this about a year ago and they didn't do that. They keep on taking me where I don't want to go.

So how long were you there? Because my notes, my so-called mental health notes, and I don't believe in mental health anyway, I tell them that my mental health notes are at a different hospital, but they don't. They just don't take me there. Right, but how long were you at the incline? At the incline? Because it's not... How long were you at the...

The two ladies that take me to the hospital? That sounds difficult. The two ladies. Sorry? Yeah, go ahead, finish. The two ladies that take me where I want to go because it's outside my cash when you're in. That's what I was trying to say to them.

But how long was the lady for, it was only there for a bit, maybe four out, four hours or something, it wasn't very long. Oh. What did they do? What kind of questions did they ask you? I can't really remember. You can't really remember, but as for every hospital, every government department, the worst feminist, they take the theme up rather than the mouse.

So, you know, so. Hey, I know I got banned from your entire country, buddy. Here's the last thing. You sent me a night in a hurry of stuff to talk about. Here was the last thing. And this one I actually like. I'm trying to... Litter the Trump, is that right?

Yes, what are you trying to do with Trump now? Well, I write to Trump and you're probably laugh, but I'm actually being very serious. So much, I'm asking him to grant me a song. Oh game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game.

I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of Okay, we'll read out my little thing. Yeah, read it out. Now you read it out because I'm not having them front of me. Oh, okay. Dear Mr. Trump, my name here, I'm going to paste it in,

I'm going to paste it in Skype so you can read it. How about that? That will be better. But don't you think it's not not a good idea? It's quite a private letter though. Well why is it private? Trump's a public guy. Don't you think? What's a private? It's a Trump though. Well but you know, Trump's very busy. He's going to have somebody read it for him anyway. Yeah, no, no, no, no. It's a bit personal. It's probably not something that I should read out there.

You don't want to read this out? No, I'm not really. I might think about it and read it in the next column. What would it take for you to read this out right now? What do you mean? I mean, what can I do to get you to read your letter out right now? People really want to hear what it is. I can't leave them hanging.

Okay, we deal with deal, okay? You place me two extra large t-shirts. How about that? Okay. I advise I send you two extra large t-shirts of your choice. Read this you read this letter That sounds like a good deal. Okay, you got it Okay, how about three? You don't your change in the deal Chris you said to You said to maybe you could have gone for three, but you didn't, you went for two. Okay.

All right. Well, I'll leave it up. Okay. They're Mr. Okay. I really out slightly. Okay. Yeah.

They're Mr. Trump. My name is Christopher Francis McCarty, Databroth 22nd February, 1977. Sure. Sure. I wanted to offer you belated congratulations on your presidency when you were elected 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017.

2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017.

2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017.

2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. 2017. responsible for this and I have attempted unsuccessfully to gain compensation from the New Zealand Government because my late mother passed away when she was 70 so I was unable to obtain vaccination records. I also asked my siblings for this information but they refused to cooperate. The New Zealand Government do not hold this information far back, this far back when I ask them as well. So you're trying to get vaccination records so you can sue the New Zealand government for your condition? Yes, something like that, yeah.

Okay, all right, please continue. Okay, I was born in New Zealand and live in Australia throughout my adult life, the former and later governments had been hostile and bullying towards me. I get bullied by people who are interact with socially on a regular basis, resulting in criminal charges in both countries from reacting and feeling misunderstood. I also believe that vaccines are what have received as an infant shows government hostility resulting in a lifetime of misery, immunohelth issues and criminal behaviour.

Oh, what kind of criminal behaviour are we talking about? Well, you know, my court stuff, you know. Is that it? Okay. No, no, I haven't finished yet. Okay. I cannot even leave Australia currently because my passport was taken away when I was arrested in 2016. And I'm currently remanded on bail as my court medal still hasn't been dealt with. So it has been nearly four years since I have been on bail. I was charged in Australia with threatening violence, stalking, threatening the kill,

using phone and internet towards people in my birth country in New Zealand. I experienced abuse while living with my parents. I have major mental health issues that prevent me from working. The police in both countries misunderstand me and I get abused by them as well. I was wondering if you could please grant me a solemn financial aid in the green card. I hope to hear from you soon and I thank you for your kind of tension. That's really aggressive, or my priorities. Well actually, no, this is not, this is one of my earlier letters. That's not the latest letter because, um, oh, you crunched it up a little bit.

Yeah, I did that. Yes. So maybe, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to read out my latest lead on the next call? Or what? No, I think this is, I mean, this is the, this is the gel to get the idea of it. Yeah, that's right, that's right. But I mean, I've actually changed and set it same ending. It's instill, I'll say, most respectfully, but I've actually changed.

I've actually edited it quite a bit as well. So it does give you, it does give the gist of what I'm talking about, eh? Well, yeah, send me the new one then, and I'll take a look of it as well. So it does give you, it does give you just what I'm talking about, eh? Well, yeah, send me the new one then and I'll take a look at it. Did you add more? No, I did actually send you the new one. I'll send a PDF for me. Didn't you get it?

Oh, I probably didn't find it right. Let me see. I got a lot of emails here. I did actually send you the PDF for me. Yeah, I'll have to look for it. So you just want a green card and financial aid from the US. Yeah, how much financial aid are you looking for? Well, just just let this wait a minute. I'm not I'm not this is not a little bit taking here.

Sounds like it. It may say I'm not really. I just, because I wouldn't say green cat because the green cat is for working in the US, isn't it? No, green card is just for living here. You can get married and have a green card. Yeah, work visas for working. Okay, maybe I got confused, but no, I do do, actually, I would actually like to work, you know, so then. Okay, what would you like to do here? White House press secretary. Hey, wait a minute. Hell, but if I, I think I got my letter on the couch,

do you think I'm gonna read that as well? Well, okay, you wanna read, just find the parts that are different. Read those, I don't wanna read the whole thing again. I know you had it somewhere. Would you not love to see that? I mean, are you sure we don't have enough time because I reckon I could read it.

Well, what's the part that's different? Just read that. No, I mean, I want to read the whole thing because I mean, it's not a real thing. Can I read the whole thing? We won't know. We won't know. Okay, read the whole thing, but read it a little bit faster. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, okay, dear Mr. President, my name is Christopher Francis McCarty, data birthed to 22nd February 1977. I wanted to offer you, but later congratulations

on your presidency when you were first selected in your first term in 2016. I currently receive the Australian disability support pension, which is given to severely disabled people in Australia. I was born and now I was a New Zealand. I first came to Australia in 2000 and became a naturalizer Australian around 2001. The reason why I first came to Australia was because my late mother in New Zealand was concerned

for me that I was not going anywhere and sent me to live with my father and stepmother who made my life extremely difficult. So I effectively ran away from their house. My team set in Poland had largely been unsuccessful and my employment record was very fast. After failing a full-time engineering course in New Zealand and being bullied there, it took a few years. How are you bullied there? How are you bullied at your engineering course, New Zealand and being bullied there. It took a few to tell them I'm not. How are you bullied there? How are you bullied at your engineering course?

That's right. Can I just finish with the sentence and the ISD question? Okay. After filing a full time engineering course, after filing an engineering course, after filing a full time engineering course, New Zealand and being bullied there, it took a huge toll of my mental health and self-esteem. Sorry, what was your question? Well, how are you bullied? Oh, I don't know. A'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that.

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I felt I was forced into unschooled labor, working as a shelf filler at Supermarkets both in Australia and New Zealand. This did not last long and I eventually quite gave up and applied to go on the Australian pension. Hey Chris, I just want to ask you, for a second, Mike Hancho is in the chat. Do you want to say anything to him?

Do you want to talk to him? Not really, but can I finish this later? Yeah, go ahead. I suffer from autistic spectrum disorder. I believe that's the biggest syndrome. I believe the vaccine injury I received in infancy was responsible for this and I've attempted unsuccessfully to gain vaccine injury compensation from the user. We heard that.

Because my late mother passed away when she was 70 so I was unable to attain vaccination wrinkles from her. I also asked my siblings for this information but they ignored my request to get me this information because they ostracized me. Did New Zealand government do not hold this vaccination? Information is far back when I asked them as well. Chris, I got to tell you, this is getting a little long hearing the same stuff again. I think we got to cut it off early. Okay.

Okay. Can I just look through this? This is the... Oh, it's just kind of... I mean, we've heard all this stuff before already. They might be some stuff on this, they're on this, read the whole list. Can you compare it? Can you outline the stuff that's different and the next time maybe we'll hear it? It's what I was just time maybe we'll hear it. Here. I'm not letting it work.

Well done. I wanna read some advice questions. You wanna give it? No, there's, I pretty much did everything you're right. Yes, a bit long, wouldn't it? Yeah, yeah, it's a bit long, we thought so. It's on my can show, I don't actually want to talk to him. You don't wanna talk to him?

He's right here. I can bring him on. You sure? No. Who's my, my concho? My concho, he said he had a problem with. You want to tell him to stop messing around with you or what? Oh, I see.

Yeah. Hey, I don't want to talk about this. But just tell him just to quit. Just tell him to quit, stop harassing. Okay. This girl that you're banging, are you going to see her again? I'm not sure, probably.

The fat girl, I don't know. Depends when he opens the closet. All right, well, thank you for calling in. Say it, say it. So what do you think I'm off? What do I think of your letter? I mean, I don't think that Trump's gonna give you a bunch of money and Asylum into the US. I don't I don't think Trump really deals at that smaller level like you're talking about one guy

Who wants a side look? I'm you're pretty narrow monitor. That's not what I want. Really true. Yeah, I'll just I just want to improve my quality of life at all narrow-minded, that's not what I want really. That's true, Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan.

Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan.

Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. everything or you're gonna send nice t-shirts to me? Yes, I will send the two t-shirts to you. And how's Dr. Ratchael? Have you heard much from her? I haven't heard from her in a long time. Are you still hung up on her? I don't know. She's crazy. I mean, a woman that she was,

she wanted to be more free. Yeah. Next day, I mean, she must be really fucked and I heard. Yeah, she must. She must. So, is there anything else that we can talk about, or what? No, I think that's good. Thank you. Unless you got something else.

The clock is that crazy. Oh, you unless you got something else. Clack is that Chris? Oh, there's a bunch of sounds. All right, Chris, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go, we're gonna wrap up the show here. Thank you for calling in though. Okay. Good luck with your lovely day, Trum. Sealer.

Okay, bye. Okay, bye. My narrow-mindedness once again, White House spokesperson. Okay. It would be great. Phenomenal. Can I just finish? Can I finish?

Phenomenal. Trump could just give him a Bible to read up there. Gotta get through the whole thing. Whatever. Okay. Hey, Dick, how do I stop being a bitch about my ex? 21-year-old dickhead, you called me Mike on the show. My ex dumped me two months ago.

We dated for over two years. I thought I found the girl for me. Funny how that works every time. Hot cheerleader, top of the pyramid. Is that the hot one? Top of the pyramid? Well, she's definitely not gonna be heavy. Enjoy his dickhead sense of humor.

Actually got her into the biggest problem and the dick show. I don't know if she still listens to TDS, hope so. I hope so, he didn't say that. The problem is he probably hopes she doesn't. Like when you break up with the girl, you can call that bitch better not like Rick and Morty anymore. That fucking bitch.

Yeah. You want to have ruined all of her likes. Yeah. I'm gonna like that page on Facebook. The problem is I still fucking love her. And I know I fucked up any chance of reconciliation because like twice a week every other week, I sent her Long Bitch text saying how much I love and miss her. Whoa! She ever respond. Long text saying how much I love and miss her.

Oh, long text saying how much I love and miss her. Ooh. One a year. Once a year in your life, should you put into text, if you have to, if you must shame your ancestors in such a way as to write into words, your feelings about a woman that are positive. Every day you can send negative ones. There's no limit on that.

Once a year. Once a year. At a moment of weakness. Yeah, you know what? Actually, if you next time you're gonna send, if you have a problem with this next time, you're gonna send your girlfriend a big ol' fuckin' bitchy text like that.

Send one to your mom first. That'll put, that'll nip that right in the bud, right? You love your mom, don't you? Why don't you send her a bunch of blueberries shit about how much her raising your ass meant, as it meant means to you as a man. Tell her how much she shaped you, her love and care for you sending your girlfriend that shit sick.

She doesn't wanna talk to me. And I'm afraid next time I get drunk, I'm gonna make the same mistake again. How do I stop being such a bitch and stop texting my ex? I know it's a mistake once I hit send and my shitty retail job, I work well in college, doesn't help

because it's so boring, I spend the whole shift thinking about her for seven hours straight. Ah! Guys gotta go to the gym. That's what you do. Save it up. Save it up, give yourself a nice big list of chores like Mando to get, I'm gonna text her, texting her,

a big weepy thing about how much I love her is gonna be my reward for the end of the day. But first I'm gonna go to the gym, I'm gonna read a book, I'm gonna fuck around on the guitar, I'm gonna talk, I'm gonna do something I love and I'm gonna do something I hate. I'm gonna go to a fucking bookstore where there's other women out. I'm gonna go to a fucking Pilates class.

I'm gonna go to a book reading. Something that women love to do. Like good advice honestly is to stay busy. Yeah, that's stay busy until you die. That's the meaning of that. Stay busy. And remember, love is the delusion that women are different. Well, yeah, who's that that?

Manken. HL Manken. This is what you're experiencing. Yeah. He has some good ones. Yeah. Spicy Tony Haydick, Sean Aidesgirl. A long time caller, first time advice seeker.

So my wife and I are separating. Oh, we even went to road rage Philly together now we got married 420 16 were big fans of Columbine just kidding Jesus 420 16. Yeah, it'll also be Hitler's birthday very or weed Any weed and we legitimately had regular talks about what we want to work on things. Yeah, everyone does. This time we decided we were both unhappy

and should separate two days ago. So less than four years, we decided we grew into different people, we both did. She's always working and recently I broke my back. Oh man, that sucks. Tonight I went through about five muscle relaxers, two bars of Xanax. Jesus, so is that.

One and a half crosswords, so he's a puzzle right now. Or, I mean, he's a puddle. He's all the board games together. Well, jump them all into each other. Yeah, I mean, if I play this one. I heard crossword, I was a puzzle. No, he's a puddle. Crossword now with all that.

Shitting his system. Yeah. And I, my friend, for someone reason, gave me a piece of a Tina Turner ticket just to sliver. I assume that's acid, probably acid. I know there's nothing I can do. I asked if there was someone else and she took my glasses off

to look me unflinchingly right in the eyes and said she would never do that to me. Has there ever one man ever done that to you? Take your headphones off? Sean. Yeah, I would never do that to you. I said, I've been fucking everyone else. Um, once I trust her, she was cheated on before like myself, whether or not a believer

or not. She moves to Kansas for work in June. I guess I'm probably going to go where dreams die LA. Oh man, LA is a bad place for a single man. But in the meantime, many ideas on not heading to Greenland or any LA advice. Greenland's probably better than LA. Thanks guys. It's a slide. So, spicy toning, now located in Columbus, fucking twerkers everywhere.

Well, what did the Virgin say? Load up, load up, bumble. Use emojis, don't talk about yourself. I don't know, grab a hooker or something. See, the thing about hookers is really, you're just paying for the time, you're paying for them to leave, yes, of course, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

but you're also paying to the moment of window of time to convince them to fuck you for free. Again, people don't tell you that. You mean, yeah, you can. They think it's an expensive hobby, but you know, you get to practice every time you see them. It's practice, that makes sense. Every time you see them, it's an opportunity

to talk them into fucking you for free at some other point. It's up to you. Work on your skills. I'm sorry, spicy Tony, sorry to hear that. You could, you know, then you, maybe you could mac a fee them, you get married. Exactly. Next for 20.

Marriott Hooker. Let's do some voicemails. I've got, this show has been ongoing on very long. I feel like I've given him no good advice at all. Is there any good advice for that? I don't know, man. It's, yeah, it just sucks. You gotta find a new woman as quickly as possible.

That's, I mean, that's not- Go to where? Start that advice. I mean, it's like, because it gets you out of, because you could sit there and dwell on it like the rest of your life if you wanted to. You have to realize, you have to find another person who is as damaged as you are.

Don't start, don't go in there and start finding your new Madonna horror, whatever like and wait tristers. You gotta find somebody who is going through some kind of similar, demented shit, or you're gonna fuck them. Otherwise, you'll shit them somewhere, right? Common ground. Maybe LA is good place.

All right, everybody, this is Mithik Show. Patreon.com slash the Dix show. See you next Tuesday. This is, oh God. Okay, this is the MC Jarbo rap. Let's see how this sounds. Then I have to play you this video of this guy, me, Jake Alexander.

We're gonna do voice mails and we'll open those giant presents. All right, everybody, see you next Tuesday. We were supposed to have another kind of a show. We were having a rap group here today. Rap in for Jesus. But they didn't have enough money to make it here. So we had to do something else. She sat in the corner with me every Sunday.

She would yield a priest. I wouldn't wait till everyone leave. Then I'd get down and smell her. She'd 12 years old and never thought nothing else. Oh, so she taught me she had finally started her flow. I was like whoa I didn't know bleeding could be so sensual Bro starting to make you some sexual jokes. Yeah, let's get down to bed

And this she wanted some kids quick and I noticed that she was developing big tits nice days And I'm looking for the fuck is going on your just a little little from my taste But I guess these cool ages a bit optimistic She wanted my seed and I really wanted this. This is just guy lipstick. So I took the road. What this guy has clipped all of Monday and Matt's voice and assembles these songs of this.

He's it's incredible. MC, this is MC jarbo. Jarbo the hot. He might be a fan of the show. I don't know, but here's here's the here. Here we go. No mixed in bleach straight and her gravy and biscuit. And I know that you're dead and you can't talk now. So Jarbo the Hot, he might be a fan of the show, I don't know, but here's the, here we go. Turned her into spaghetti. What the fuck is going on? I stood there and heard her interior gnawing the sounds like some shit.

I'll probably be lying to a couple of years. These are all Monday Matt. You get the cuts. Like all of them. Wow, it's all real. Go with Jesus. Go with Jesus. Go with Jesus. With Jesus.

It's my day, Matt. Yeah. The hell up. Listen to me, Matt. You're just a baby. Don't hate yourself for it. Baby, Matt. It's Jesse Levy.

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He's just a baby. He's just a baby. He's just a baby. He's just a baby. He's just a baby. He's at that woman, it's all your fault. Vayna Bell! Are you close to your father? Not really. Does he even return your call? How is it her fault?

You think don't work. Do you see how she's addicted to the sweet taste of African American meat? Matt, you've been as opposed both of your kids are real-time rose. Vayna Bell! What kind of a grownoter dump sitting around home Doing nothing but picking up voters For the pictures and children and voters They didn't do anything stop him

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Yeah. Truly believing Jesus. Truly believing God is going to hold up this gun, put it to your head. The liver is set to the Lord. You fat bitch. Yeah, the human. Oh, it's Jesus. It sounds too real. It sounds too real.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're very human. It's Jesus. It's Jesus. It's Jesus. It's Jesus. It's Jesus. Matthew is prepared.

It's Jesus. It's Jesus. It's Jesus. Jesus That is a liar All right, all right, all right, and MC Jarbo. Thank you. Thank you. That's incredible man What's Boogie talking about negativity? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha satisfied. I let my hand get it. Brush it out. I let all the frustration of whatever problem I was trying to solve out. You give me a fist bump. Nothing. People give you a little wish. It's fucking fist bump. If something gave me a head shake and it's I don't give a fuck. That can't be for high five anymore. That's what I'm talking about. It's a good high five.

Yeah. It's a good about myself. Because you don't need that to that. And you just feel it. No, I know. You can ride up a door for it. That's why we get the epic high five. But just a small tap.

Or like actual human, the human contact with a fucking girl. Oh, my hand, that it feels like you're the special dad. Some people are a germaphobes who do that. Fuck those people. Fuck, germaphobes. Fuck how we man down. Fuck.

Fuck fist bumps. Fuck fist bumps. I'm never gonna fist bump again. Fuck how we man down Fuck fistbumps, I'm never gonna fist bump again. If you give me your hand I'm gonna lick it if you stick your hand out to me you I'll put that whole fucking fist in my mouth. Oh Fucking high five bang you're gone. You don't even have to look at that guy ever again. High five while you're walking. Boom. But also a really common thing is like when you do the, you know what I mean? Like it's like, doing a little dance.

Oh yeah, just like two. You know, like where it's just like a quick back. And a, yeah. Yeah, that's like still really common though. Still high five, supreme, high five superior to all. Boom, maybe one behind the back. You fill that all down your back and your arm. Yeah Good solid high five. It's like a yeah

Slap bear good good good clap your fist bumper aren't you only this way if somebody it depends who it is No like it's you go up. You're like hey, and then it's like the second That's the ending part of it. It's right. You do that. That's the only part. Depends on the person though. Yeah, that's fine. Some people shake hands. Some people you never just fist bump. No, never. No, no, no.

And as well touch your penises together, your tongues. Good one. Good call. Thank you, sir. Jake, what makes me rage is I can never get a straight answer from these guys. I mean, you were there on that stream that I called in. I tried to get a straight answer. these guys i mean you were there on that stream i called in i tried to get a straight answer it never could answer who you actually engaging with the

that's the the point i right consume consume and porn and all i want to know from the idiots is what if you were most traditional relationship

of the highest christian values where you only have sex appropriate but perhaps you take pictures of her taste every once in a while. Thank you, you know, let's see, set up a tripod and film whatever you want. What then? Because it's still hanging up, still that angry porn, but it's also within the confines of a relationship and no one, I fucking tell you, nobody has been able to get any straight answer on this. Not a single time about the person except. Yeah. They're not really good with thought experiments.

Yeah, we're like, yeah. Before that, I think part of the problem. Anyway, the one big head, who actually thought about the first thing, he's like, well, that's fine. I guess the board has not hurting your relationship. Like, right, it's like no, it's the normal thing to say. It's not an exciting point. I'm not kidding.

I want to hear one of you's anti-core enroderers trying to talk to cells around, not getting sent pictures of taste on their phone. Yeah. Ralph asked me to come on and debate this guy who's like an author of an anti-porn book. And we go to panel porn. I'm definitely into it.

I'll read his fucking book. Oh, yeah. It's getting bigger. I see it more and more. The guy movement. Yeah, the gab guy. Remember he called in Andrew Torba, the guy who made gab as a free speech alternative to Twitter?

Yeah, he came, let me read this for you. He came out heavily anti-porn. Porn is now censored on gab. Wow. I told him to call in. He thinks it's detrimental to society. I mean, is that his kind of well, it's anti-Christian or in our time man, society thing, society thing, which drives me insane because the people saying people who say it's a society thing will not bad an eye. And when I say,

okay, what about cigarettes, liquor, and pregnancy pregnancy then? Like those three things are only detrimental to the people who do them. What's next? How do you not understand that just because something is bad doesn't, is never, never, never justification to ban it. Is bad for the person doing it, I mean. Just for as bad for society. Yeah, yeah, which is bad for the person doing it, I mean. Just rich bad for society. Yeah, which is bad for right. These are some of the things he posted. Pornography is linked to increased

sexual violence, blah, blah, blah meta analysis of 22 studies found that consumption of pornography was significantly associated with increases in verbal and physical aggression among both males and females. Pornography is linked to increased female sexual victimization. Study of 14 to 19 found that females who watch pornographic videos were significantly greater likelihood of being victims themselves. It's a lot of it is, a lot of it strikes me as, how do you know that these people just didn't seek out

porn on their own? How do you know that violent people just don't seek out pornography? Yeah, it's like calling their ineffected thing. How do you know it's just not correlated? Right. Yeah, you know? Right.

Yeah, correlation doesn't equal causation, is that what the kind of thing? But then you're already in the, you're already granting. Yeah, correlation doesn't equal causation. Is that what the kind of that? But then you're already granting them, the premise of the argument, which is if you can prove that this should be banned, all ban it. When the reality is, I don't care if it's causing any of this shit, that is a, it doesn't matter.

You could say it could be magic that's causing it directly. I still say, no, fuck you, man. Yeah, I don't know. Well, it's crazy out there. Really, yeah, but just getting, huh? Getting, it's just getting crazy. I thought it got, it already got it crazy out there. Huh, a couple more and then we'll do these presents.

Hey, I really, I'm really proud of the EP. Who? D.P. I know I said I wasn't gonna do any more about my wife, but makes me a baby, so I just got a rare insight into how dumb people can be. You think you know somebody and they'll put them in house. What about feet? Guys who get off to feet?

Are feet born is feet banned then? No. Well, how the hell is, how the, why do the feet guys get to have their porn but I don't get to have a couple of big tips flopping around? Not a bad question. Closed, closed toe shoes now. We're wearing hijabs now,

so the feet guys can't get off. Like why do you guys not understand that every single application of what you're talking about leads directly to the three leads directly into like this uh... christian caliphate uh... anyway dammit right that's a

thing around in my wife looks at her that watch or no she looks at her wrist towards that that watch usually no she looks at her wrist to her sit-bit watch usually is and she goes oh damn I missed out on all those steps. So what do you need, Jiz? Well, I walked a lot today and I sit-bit and I wasn't wearing it.

So I didn't get all those steps. I can't but you do realize you. You burn the calories from the conscious, right? They can't know how it works. No, I'm missed on them, Mike. I don't have, there's nothing to show for them. Like, ah. I just want the points.

You know, the Fitbit is the devil, because you should be looking at your fat ass to see how much you walk today. It's true. It's not the fucking magic number on your phone. Yeah. Oh, let's see one more. Oh, look at all the steps I got in.

Yeah. You can't be still fat as a house. What do you think about that shit? How's that shit work? That's how the fat bit works. How many steps did I take today and says, you're fat as fuck. Get on a scale. Not easy.

Not enough. Not enough. How many steps did I take today? Not enough is not enough. I don't know how he says I take today. Not enough not enough. You're right about that. You waddle away from the kitchen. Look at all my steps. Yeah, I can eat whatever I want.

Your dick doesn't get hard because of these steps. No, wrong. Hey dickass, Sean. It's a little rage for you. Names of groups of animals. Like cute, cute ones, saying flock of birds, whatever, cool. Murder of crows. Murder of rhinos, gotcha. A murder of crows. Right. A blessing of unicorns. Yeah.

Fuck you. A seed of herons. Uh-huh. Each shit and die. Come on. Like who thinks they should out? Is there like a fish? I don't know. Like the mother fucker happened. Like there are some really bizarre, ruined body that classifies this court shit. Yeah. Or is it just some mass? Yeah. It's the obnoxious, idiot association. It comes together and makes up group names. Hey, look at all those cro- Hey, look at that flock of crores.

Actually, it's a murder of crores. You know what, there's gonna be a murder. That's the one that everybody- That's the first one I thought of for strange ones. Yeah. There's some other strange ones that I used to know or maybe know. Or maybe know way-

Well, I love it like a blessing of you, like just a groups for a made up animal. Yeah. Like a, there's an annoyance of women. Just know that. Can you fix that punch line in the post a little bit? Kind of, kind of botched it. No, that's right.

You meant well. An annoyance. I stumbled upon an annoyance of women. That's good. That's got legs. Okay. Maybe one more. Dick, you want to know what makes me a rage? Having a plan, fucking holiday Christmas parties, and cost money out of pocket at bowling alleys. Another boring boring has fucking that nobody got in like bowling

but fucking ten dollars ahead i like the way this way with office made spending a fucking year together ten to twelve fucking hours a day sometimes more together uh... one place where they can just there to each other bill bullshit secret Santa worked do you think that that would be christian sweater

a fucking hate me put in charge of the shit i don't have a fucking choice otherwise always in charge of planning the office is party i think the mandatory fun i wish it would all just fucking stop being socially accessible and we can just go to the book home or porn jerk off by ourselves and then dial on like we're meant to yes

inspiring call of the day, head points, sir. Set it up at your house. Just have a bunch of jerk off stuff laid out, lotions for everybody, like their own little squirt bottle, some tissues, some a blanket, like a microfiber blanket, they could sit on, maybe some of those stadium cushion seats so they could find their own place to jerk off. Yeah. Maybe in the shower if they want to

or something like that, have some screen protectors and invite everybody over. They'll never ask you to host it again. Or it'd be the biggest hit ever. It'd be a big hit. Yeah. All right, let's get away. Either way, you win. Let's get some, Sean, will you hand me that,

yeah, president there? That's very big. I popped the top. So he's, oh God, okay, here we go. All right, all right. This box is about, I don't know, 14 inches by, 10 inches by about 20 inches. Oh yeah, that's pretty good. Something like that, I mean. 10 inches by about 20 inches.

Oh yeah, that's pretty good. Something like that, I mean. Let's see, does it have a, oh boy. It's heavy. It says, big blankets. The biggest, best blankets in the world, really. I love a good blanket. Caution, oversized load, it says.

That's it, viral load. am I getting a viral load? You may be we didn't get to watch that polyamory thing man. It's so weird Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you the biggest best blankets in the world this has no What the hell the big blanket? It's got no it's got no tag. Does it have any notes? What the fuck? What the hell kind of blanket? I will we'll say it's sigma. It's sigma again. Sean, who do you want this to have been from? Well, thank you very much I don't know that's a nice that's a nice looking blank. Hey man nice blankets are only for me This is my blanket only no one will after you use it once no one's gonna want to go near it

You get the horse blanket sweetheart. This is my blanket only. No one's like- Well, after you use it once, no one's gonna wanna go near it. You get the horse blanket, sweetheart. This is for me. Okay, let me go open it. Other one, I guess. Yeah, there's a giant one over here. I'm gonna set up the camera, so it's a little different. We'll do the three cams. Three cam guests big.

Okay. This is about, it's like a giant cube. It's about two feet long. It's heavy as fuck. It's got team lift written all over it. So when I got, can you hear me on this microphone? Yeah, when I got this, this asshole, I got this at the UPS store and this asshole

was using the dolly where there was kind of a moment. He was there right before me and I get this big bag, share it a look with him and I was like, all right, he already had the dolly in his hand. He's like, oh, I have to get some stuff from my car and I said, all right, just take it. So I carry, I slept this thing out by myself. I see him as I'm leaving the parking lot,

wheeling the dolly back in. He's got about five boxes that are probably, you know, in total 16 inches tall or something like that. Just you mud it. Can he use the dolly for everything? Yeah, do you have a compulsion to use the dolly? Okay. Looks well packaged.

It does, it looks industrially packaged. Holy shit. Oh, is this what I think it is I don't know could this be a refrigerator It's just two people will you help me lift it up. Yeah, I think we're still on camera All right Is it a fridge? Yeah! It's amazing, that is awesome! This doesn't have it from either! Errrr, hold on, hold on.

It's like a little footage. Yeah, you have to go down your way, gang. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the way. Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm trying to find a card. What's that? That is cool. That is awesome. That's a great size. Sure, this won't cause any more drunkenness, sir. Oh, shit. won't cause any more drunkenness or Oh shit.

All right, everybody. Whoever that was, it doesn't have a card inside. Thank you for the fridge. That's phenomenal. That is wonderful. I've been wanting to get a fridge in here for the entire time. I do remember talking about it on here at one time. It's like, yeah, we're just gonna fridge down here.

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