The Dick Show - Episode 185 - Dick on the Broken Pint Glass Fallacy

Episode Date: December 17, 2019

The great pint glass fiasco, people who pay with cash, a millennial doctor fails to thread the needle just right, Sean makes a horrible confession, kung fu is illegal, the Slamdance rejection letter, Aydin Paladin calls in about a horseshoe theory of stupid, the participants of a Dickhead furry orgy call in, women and their breakup letters, Dame Pesos vs. MyroomRecords, YouTube bans mockery, the r-word, Boomers and their guns, a poly love story, and Destiny is gay; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Putting peanut butter or ketchup in the fridge, who puts peanut butter in their fridge? I don't know. What kind of sick fucks are out there putting peanut butter in their fridge? It just gets way too thick. How is the point? How are you gonna say last forever?

Yeah, how the fuck you just gotta stir it if it separates. Like how the fuck are you gonna spread that on bread if the peanut butter's been in the fridge? It's gonna tear the fuck out of your bread. Motherfucker, what are you doing with that peanut butter? It'll stupidity dogs. It'll stupidity dogs. It'll stupidity dogs.

It'll stupidity dogs. It'll stupidity dogs. It'll stupidity dogs. Yes. You're killing dogs. Call an ASPCA. What are you doing with your peanut butter in the fridge? Where's your life at?

What's going on? Why don't you just take peanuts and spread it all over the bread? How about that, you stupid bitch? Same result on the bread. Why, who's saying about the? Antoids says, now he also says ketchup is similar to putting peanut butter in the fridge, but that is dead wrong.

What? The ketchup goes in the fridge. I agree. Yep. You have to agree harder than that. What do you want? I harder than that agree. I like it up. Yeah. I like what? I don't know why. I like it up. Yeah.

I like what? I don't know why. I like the ketchup cold and like, you know, whatever the potatoes are, whatever's going on. The tomatoes are in the fridge. So the ketchup goes in the fridge. The peanuts are in the pantry. So the peanut butter goes in the pantry. You know, that's don't be a fucking idiot.

That's decent logic, actually. Yes. Thank you for the dumbest guy in the world. You know what a guy? You want to know what a guy looks like when he burns $15,000 right here, Sean. This is the face of a man who just burned $15,000. $15,000. Can you see in my eyes? Do you see anything in there anymore? Well, yeah, the dollar signs are on fire. No, I just see dollar signs. I'm gonna fucking cry. They're burning I'm gonna fucking cry get a stereo's back here so we can tell everyone I cried. Oh, God

Here we go I think you really are gonna cry. I think I am Those money for my friends That's where all my friends I could have gotten so many women into STEM. Yeah. Welcome to dad. You need to do love dick. You want to get into you. You got it. It's a show. It's a contest coming to you. Live from Mount Bucket even the heart of the city failure. I'm your host, Dick Masterson, the $20 million man recently voted America's absolutely

worth maybe the worst Mexican in the universe. 35. I have the title now. The dumbest Mexican in history. Oh boy. Oh my God. Joining me is always this world touring LA based comedians showing the audio engineer. Hello, Dick.

Hey, what's up, buddy? As you were seeing me about my eyes and my soul. Yeah. God fucking damn dude. The eyes are a reflection. What a soul. This is the worst Christmas of record. This is the, no one has had a worser Christmas than me.

Alrighty, and it's not, it's not even a week out yet. Yeah. All of those people talking about what a nightmare this year has been, fuck you. Yeah. That's been a nightmare for me. Let's put the fuck you. Don't tally up the numbers.

You know on a pad and say, yeah, how bad was your year? How about a year? Some Bitcoin. I see those copeposts you've got. Chainlink didn't work out as well as you thought it would. How about this? I burned 50,

pine glass has arrived. 15 grand. I mean, that's my that's my wager. That's what it's gonna take for me to fix this, I think. Yeah. Here's these beautiful, beautiful, right? Pine glasses, you might notice something weird about yours. Seems to be some, this is your face, the Sean Show one. Yeah. This is my face, the Dixiel Pine glasses.

They come in pairs, right? Yeah. High quality glass. Absolutely high quality glass. Pine glass, right? You might notice something a little bit strange on yours. The art has been peeled away. Yes, I see that. I might notice something a bit odd on the back too.

The letters have destroyed. Is that... Washington. Washington machine. Yeah. Dish washer. Oh no. Hundreds. Hundreds of, all I wanted to do was give uh... washington dishwasher machine yeah dishwasher oh no hundreds hundreds of i got all i wanted to do is give a little christmas present

say thank you to the fans of the show and supporters of the show wait so are they or they all free for people for patreon is the big patreon for the big patreon is a free yeah everybody else gets their payment off yeah sell kind of the remainder to make, to recoup it. You know, because they're cool, that's why. Because they're great, that's why.

Come to find out a phrase that I, come to find out is a phrase that I try to often. Never I try to never use it, oh God. You know what else is another? The other's out is another virus. I'm letting myself go today. I'm not policing my own language as I usually do, so I don't sound like a corporate cog.

So I don't sound like a NNPC, like people with management speak. Like, I have heard, if you know somebody, if you know or love somebody who works in an office, you will hear the phrase this and that, 10,000 times a day. This and that? This and that, they just say it, they speak. And phrase this and that, 10,000 times a day. This and that? This and that, they just say it, they speak.

And then this and that, this and that. This is, I guarantee you, I've never noticed going around like a mind virus. You cannot speak to someone who works in an office without hearing it. Oh, man, and you know what the worst thing is? Everyone I know will think I'm calling out them specifically.

And I'm not, they all say it this and that. All say it. Interesting, that's, I've never made that connection. And every time I hear it, it's like a, like a namanic hammer. Namanic? Namanic. Namanic, like a shani namanic hammer.

I'm gonna get a namanic hammer. It's like you string enough of these together and it's like listening to a preacher. Like I can't connect the dots of what you're saying Because all I hear are the connected phrases this or this and that this and that Like I'm wearing nothing at all. Yeah, nothing at all. I can't Attention to what you said So it's not a flamers

But I'm letting myself go today Absolutely absolutely no expectations for me today. I'm pissing straight into my pants today. Right. Because I like the way it feels. I'm not the middle man. Why not? I can't embarrass myself anymore.

Well, all the pint glasses arrived, not dishwasher safe. I've been up, I'm sick. I'm sick about it. Did they sick about it? Was there anything that they said or printed? These are not dishwash, you know, it's art silk screening areas. You mean like something right on the site that says,

hey, just so you know what you normally do, where we say that this is pop grade glass, pop grade material, oh, pop grade. Those things take a lot of abuse. Fuck yeah. Absolutely, let me see. Don't come here. Nothing weird.

This is a promotion of sales thing. I don't see anything at all out here. Any kind of a warning, no. I found buried in the terms of service. We read you this, buried. Yeah, sure. Buried in the terms of service, it is not recommended to wash such products in a dishwasher

as it will promote fading, chipping, cracking, and finally, the loss of the imprint. Restaurant-grade mobs are dishwasher safe and do not chip easily. Does that sound like they will instantly melt to you? No, they, well, no. They said specifically restaurant grade. And it also said that they expect the glass to start failing before the, before the, before the imprints.

Right. Well, that's what I, that's what I'm going with. Yeah. Uh, shipping, which I've found after the fact, I'm, I'm fucking sick about it.

I'm angry about it. I apologize. Uh, I have to get these, I have to get them redone. I have to get them redone and recent to everybody and I'm already at zero, already in the hole, but I cannot live with non-machine washable glasses. It's just fucking wrong. So is there a different method they use or a different company that like, yeah.

I mean, that's kind of what it is, right? Cause you know goddamn well that they people make those things to be able to hold up. Fucking sick about it. So many things I could have done a small batch sent it to me, waste of money. Maybe I would have found it, but I just never thought the basics of

weight and weight and weight. So this is, I can like use this, like it's the rim of the glass isn't covered with shards, is it? Right. Because that would be totally unusable. You can use it like in the dishwasher. We like rims with lead. Lead.

Oh, thanks for letting me know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because no one would buy this then. You know what's, it's- When they all turn it into the same fucking prize. You expect the same thing out of a t-shirt with a graphic on it. You do not expect half of the image

to come off the first time you wash it. And that's- It's gonna get thin. That's gonna fade. That it's gonna start cracking. But this is after many, many, many washes. I said screen printing. Oh, baby, I know screen printing.

That's where it's at. That's high quality. That's high quality. Get me, I got some sample sent to me. Yeah. The glasses to weigh off. This is high quality. Well, they're nice glasses because I've had Guinness pint glasses

and things like that. And it's thinner glass than that. Let me see one of them. They're pub quality, Sean. I know. They're pub grade glass, but the ink is not. Now, how the hell, oh, so this moved over here. We've got part of the screen. It's not even fucking close.

I have some on my finger right now. You see, I can't let people have that all over the world. I can't not allow that. It's almost like, it's coming off of the glass at, so you can tell that anything would snag it. Oh, I know. Yeah. I know your keys.

Get your keys out. Scrape it off. Scrape it off with your fucking key here. Here's a knife. Give it a good scrape. It's so fucking embarrassing. I'm gonna take this knife and slip my fucking throat. The glasses.

The glasses. Nice. Everybody got a bunch of shitty glasses for Christmas courtesy of me. I've got to I've got to figure out I've got to order them from a Reputable place that I found one that guarantees a lifetime guarantee of their of their print of the print You know the thing that I'm paying for yeah, not the fucking glass. Yeah, give her think for a second. We for. Not the fucking glass. Yeah. You ever think for a second when you I know I know who makes the glass. Yeah. I don't need your word on that. I need your word on the part that you're doing. Yeah.

Increasing its value to me. I imagine whoever you went with had a like a decent presence and everything, right? I mean, it's 10,000 reviews. The worst part is I did it when I started this shit the day chase de-platformed me. So my mind was all fucked up, I'm so pissed off. I just wanted to give people a nice Christmas present. That's it. I just wanted to have a little podcast with my friend. Now you're a rape apologist. Okay. I just like to make a little money telling jokes online You're a racist. You're on you're on watch. Okay. I just like to run my own little business and help other small people

Who are part of the departed and the deep platformed out in their lives? You're fucking banned from the big Exats dumb. I just like to get people and I, is Christmas present. No, fuck you. I'm just trying to fuck people over over here. God dammit. And that's really the worst of them all. For everything that you've done, you've done a lot of bad things. You just name them all.

You just name them all. Yeah, this is by far the most embarrassing. By far the worst thing you've ever done. Ever. Laugh it up. And I've known you for a long time I know really bad oh this is bad what is that my life I got eight months I got seven months of good stuff of good behavior and then a monumental fuck up just such a fuck up where I sit up all night thinking,

why, how, how did you fuck this up? Well, check this out. There's so many things that today, that you have to cover your own ass for, that I don't think you used to have to in the same way. And I always get on this, making other people do their jobs, following up at like the doctor's office, hey, did he send that, preferable somebody like me?

Hey, did he send that prescription out? Yeah, I know that the pharmacy refill desk is supposed to elect, after I call them, is supposed to electronically send you that. And then he's supposed to do it. Can I, now I gotta call the doctor? Did I, can I check on which one they sent? Oh, they sent the wrong medication to be refa.

They have one job and they couldn't do it. Unbelievable. I sure am glad I called you or I would have gone to the pharmacy and picked up the one that I don't need. God. Did you know it was wrong when you saw it? Yeah, I did. And you chose to not do anything about it.

Okay. I get it. yeah I did. And you chose to not do anything about it. Okay, I get it. I understand now. You're one of these people that we've invented this society for, where you just get to sit in a desk, sit at a desk and push emails along. And for some reason are able to eat with that. You use a possessor to live in a concrete pipe

and eat bugs, you're fucking more on. People are just cleaning up your mess because it's just easier than dealing with you directly. Other people's money. Yeah, I get, well, yeah. There you go. I figure you get one of these, you get one shot, fuck it, fuck it.

It's only money. Well, no, no, no. It's not worth anything anyway, right? That's all. Fiat based currency. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Do you agree this is worth something? Yeah, I do.

So yeah, this is just numbers in a database. That's all the Fed, Ron Pyle, the happening. Let's be serious here. It's just the currency's gonna mean nothing anyway. It's nothing. Might as well just get rid of it. It's a fucking fire sale. I'm done with Christmas early this year.

Well, yeah, I'm not doing anymore. I mean, everyone please, please wait with me. I will send an email as development skull. It might take me, it might take me a whole, it might take me a couple weeks, maybe up to a month to get them in your hot little hands because I'm, but then fucking going through all the steps this time to make sure it'll be a pleasant surprise to be like, hey, cool, like I forgot about these.

It's going to be a nice Valentine's Day treat. And you could, do you know what? Just scrape that shit off or whatever. You got a couple of nice pub quality pint glasses. I mean, non-denominational pint glasses. Yeah. I mean, we're not, we really don't want to separate. You know what? I'm just going to, actually, I'm just going to scrape everything. No dividing. I'm going to scrape the, the show from mine. And you know, the worst part is it just, it came in through Reddit because I got mine at the same time everybody Everybody else is right. I'm gonna scrape the show off. Oh, so you had it you couldn't even say it's just so it says dick lost. That's what it's gonna be.

Oh, that's what this one's gonna be. God, that does come off easy, doesn't it? Yeah. Oh, shut up, Sean. You fucker. I mean, it's a nice knife, though, you're using. So I would expect it to come off. Yeah, this is a very nice, very nice knife.

Um, okay, well, let's talk about what makes me rage. Okay. Ghostbusters, you see that new Ghostbusters shit? No, came out. The new Ghostbusters shit. What do you mean? The Ghostbusters movie. No. Hey, guess what it's not. Four men. Why? What? The next Ghostbusters movie, the new trailer is out. You didn't know this, of course. Well, no, but it did a maladjusted manchild freak. Is it like the? Or is there any, is Acroid involved? No, no, it's the kids from Stranger Things.

It's a teenage romance. It's a child's coming of age story. It's got nothing to do with men being miserable and being garbage men and not treating shit seriously and lying to get laid. None of that is in the movie, Sean. It's about a bunch of teenagers who are all acting like they have cancer.

Oh, that's the next Ghostbusters movie. To try it with women, it didn't work. Now they're trying it with children. What is your prediction? It's not going to fucking work. No. I want to see four men, four trash men, behaving like children, but I can't anymore, because everybody's fucked.

Now we need to see, instead of seeing adult men, we were children, we watched adult men, acting like children. Now that we're adults, we need to see children and teenagers acting like adults, which is sick and wrong and degenerate. That's what it is. We need to experience the first loves of teenagers and the coming of age of teenagers instead of just watching guys

trying and failing to get trying to manipulate their way into getting laid who's in it who cares really you have the fucking kid from stranger things oh really yeah literally which one literally just a cut in fucking paste the one who's annoying that one one. One without the teeth. No, the one, no, the one, the pencil dick one. Oh, yeah. The main one. Got that one without the teeth.

Got it. I would like him to grow some teeth just so I could knock him out. That little fuck. All right, let's go. It's supposed to be moving. I got rejected from slam dance. Really?

Yeah, I'll read you their letter. Okay, thank you. That's that was the bestest documentary in the universe. A slam dance rejection letter. Dear Dick, thank you for submitting your film to the slam dance film festival, selecting a program out of a great number of terrific vital and worthy films that deserve an odd Jesus Christ. Just know. Yeah.

Just know. Fuck you. Yeah. Right. Are you fucking kidding me? Right. It's very difficult. I mean, we feel like they're all winners, but we have to. Yeah.

Get the fuck, oh, you're not my mom. Why are you talking to me like this? Deserve an odd, yeah. A vital and worthy films that deserve an audience that a place in the world of independent cinema is not straightforward. And we'd like you to know our decisions are never perfect. Jesus, fucking Christ, this is the mentality of these people.

This is the mentality of today's day and age. Yeah, you got to make sure that nobody says that they feel like they were, you know, that they were being aggressive toward them. Or by saying that we, you know, we just think it doesn't make the cut. Your film was among those we weren't able to find a place for it in this year's Lionel's work.

Like who fucking, what kind of sick person wrote this? Well, they put that on themselves. It's like, well, you know, if we were a different festival, we could probably find a place for it, but like it's just, you know, we're kinda, our hands are kinda tied with, because our hands are tied by us. You know, you understand.

It's our policy that we don't allow ourselves. It's a great film. It's just, we can't fit it in. We're, it's a square peg and we were round whole. Yeah, we realized it's not what you wanted to hear from us. And we don't enjoy having to tell you this news. Oh my God. No!

I know! That's the same. This is what they wrote. Yeah. This was more, this was more. This is what they wrote. Yeah. This was more, this was more pretentious than the Sundance one. The next, and more obnoxious. Yeah, the next, the next one I assume is going to be like a little joke with a little smiley face after it.

There's a, there's a, there's a suicide prevention hotline number at the bottom, right? And they've, it says we've already called it and they'll be contacting you as soon as our pixel-tracking technology finds that you've opened it. Just to follow up. Yeah. Follow up. It's a bummer to leave out so many amazing films, especially since we are a festival run by filmmakers.

But I'll experience the string of rejection with our own work. With our own work. We're on your level. We're on your level. It's a bummer, man. I'm sorry. It's like, I feel like I'm reading the last email from every shitty relationship that everybody's been in like the I'm going out the door email Yeah, you get from some narcissistic bitch that

Again, they're all gonna think I'm talking about them, but they all do it. I have to do what's best for me Oh, yeah was writing this fucking to do what's best for me. Oh yeah, was writing this fucking email, what's best for you? Yeah. Did you check, did you put that on your vision board? You're amazing and great. But there's just no place for you.

I need in my life, I have, I'm bummed that I don't, that I'm not making room for you in my life. Yeah. I should read this like a breakup letter. We take all your submissions seriously. We take all of your problems. I take all of your problems seriously. Right.

Uh, all the entries are watched with care by at least two programmers. Oh, wow. Each program is determined as democratically as we can make it. Well, the process gets more and more difficult as the quality of entries continues to rise. Right. You're just getting so good.

It's, don't take this notice as evidence against your talent. Slamdance is one festival out of hundreds, each with its own mission. We're no big deal. I mean, you don't even want us. Why would you want to be with me? I've got a lot of to figure out about myself. Yeah, why would you be taking French classes? I can't believe.

I can't believe. I can't believe they wrote that. It's, it's ought to refund they wrote that. It's not a refund me for some money. It's insulting. It is insulting. It's really insulting that this pencil dick, excuse me, slam dance, but you were not that important to me. I actually just submitted it as a joke.

Yeah. I should send them the reverse. Well, you know, we do that too. Sure. It sends you an email and I'm bitch, I'll send them the reverse. You know, we do that too. It sends you an email and I'll send you. I'm going to archive it and not delete it so that I can open it later out of the trash and then respond to it.

Don't take this notice as evidence against your, this is boring now. We hope you'll consider sharing your work with us again in the future. If you are interested in attending our festival in January, please reach out to us and blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay. That's funny.

Let's see. Aiden Paladin's calling in. Oh, cool. 1130, I think. We've got, YouTube has banned the mockery of political officials. Oh, that sounds fun. What? We will no longer allow content that maliciously insult

someone based on protected uh attributes such as their race gender expression or sexual orientation. That's fine, but they also have a bunch of examples about like your teeth that you can't make fun of people's appearances. Uh, uh, yeah, that's what anybody have those. Uh, a let 12.3. No, it should belet, 12, three? No, it should be, no, noon, noon, Riley, if she can. Are you going through her agent? Yeah, usually people call it noon. Let me find one of their examples of stuff you can't say.

It's so fun. This kind of is, I always hate those slippery slopes, slippery slope, but this is one of those areas where it can definitely creep into, it's like, okay, I get the things, it's like, I get the first few. And then like you said, teeth and it's like, what, eyes too close together, you know, like, or looks like a, or so,

it's too far, it looks like a walleye, is that, is that hate speech, is that, you know what I mean? Is that, I mean, we need like a PVP for life. What's a player versus player? That's when you can go on to a server and turn it on and then you can kill other people and they can kill you. Oh no, I need that for hate speech. I don't know, it's really do.

People play online all the time. Like, yeah. For this exact kind of thing. But here's the funniest part was this applies to everyone from private individuals to YouTube creators to public officials. Oh, who do you think that's gonna, who do you think that's gonna apply to? Yeah. You think Saturday Night Live is getting all their Trump videos deleted or people calling him a racist or what? fuck whatever. No, I was just gonna say.

You know, fucking. SNL's been doing that for 40 years. That's stupid. So I guess the YouTube channel won't be lasting much longer. No. What do you even put on there? Do you have clips? Clips up.

Clips from this show. Oh, this show? Yeah, Riley puts them there. Oh, really? How was it? I think it's an interview. It's an interview. It's an interview. Yeah's a lot or what?

Yeah, we're doing it every day now. YouTube.com slash c slash the dick show. I never checked that for a little bit. I always think there's like, yeah, probably not very much up there because it always gets, you know, deleted or suspended or whatever. Yeah, I assume it will be any day. I mean, just my rants are, my rants are not palatable, even not recorded. Like, just me saying some of the hateful things that I've said about people on there.

I know that they don't want those up there. How would you like some science? Uh, yeah. Why not? Okay. Contrary to stereotype, young people today are likely no more narcissistic than any generation before them, including the baby boomers. I was, yeah, I was almost, I agree with that, I think.

Yeah, I was almost, they called it the me generation, which one, Millennials? No, baby boomers. The baby boomers. Also known as the me generation. I got some, go ahead, I got some stuff on them too. I was kind of getting bored of shitting on baby boomers,

but then I had lunch with my dad. Yeah. And he goes, well, I heard you kind of being critical of baby boomers. And I was like, yeah, the people that ruined the economy. Yeah, them. You mean? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Baby boomers. Yeah. But then, you know, I realized, you know, we had some great music. I was like, you know what? You've said, you've said the only possible, only a boomer would say that. As B and B is infuriating as you're being right now with it to bring it up to spike on me with a joke that you obviously have been cooking up for days and waiting to spring on me.

And then it evens out. Yeah. Then the bill comes. I got to lunch with my mom and my dad and maybe it's girl. The bill comes for lunch. It was like $70 and my dad says, it's girl. The bill comes for lunch. It was like $70. And my dad says, Oh, do you want to split this bill with me?

Yeah, sure. I've already burned 15 grand today. Why not? Yeah, here you go. I throw out my card and goes, Oh, is cash okay? And here is the trick with the cashier. You know the guy, the man who pays cash.

Okay. This is what makes, this was, if I would bring this in, if this was the biggest problem, right? The cashier, the cash outer, the cash splitter. Oh, you got your card down? You mind if I throw in some cash? Yeah, kind of. Oh, here you go.

Here's $30. Say, oh, yeah, what is this, dad? Is this, what percentage of the bill, when you said split, I know I didn't specify, but you clearly didn't mean 50-50. What in your mind were you thinking was the split for this bill? Because what I'm looking at, it's about 70-30.

I don't really know. I would consider that, do you mind if I chip in? Not really a split. Yeah, I don't know if you, I don't know if you folded some fives in here or another 20 or how hard I have to dig to find the tip. We're going to open this up as a crane going to pop out. See here's the money that you threw in.

Now I'm going to remove the tip part and you'll see that it's actually only about $25 that you've picked in. And you also, then he goes, well, what's, you guys ordered, you guys ordered more expensive food. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And you ate some of the fries, the fries that you ordered, you ordered community fries for other people who had fries with their order. And then you, you suggested to my girlfriend

that she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu. By the way, that didn't escape, that didn't escape my sight. That didn't escape my all-seeing eye, their, uh, pop a Steve. So why don't you dig a little deeper, you fucking boomer, and pull out while you're playing some good tunes in your LSD-soaked brain. And see if you can come up with another five in there.

Well, maybe another 20 if you don't have any small bills. Start playing Pink Floyd's money or something. If you love it so much. Yeah. Peel it out and start making it rain on this table. Because when I said, when you said split it, I wasn't expecting. You, this is, this is, are you expecting mom to pitch in some money? This is not a split by my esteem. So we're back on boomers. Here is the boomer study. Are you expecting mom to pitch in some money? Because this is not a split by my esteem. She'll chip in.

So we're back on boomers. Here is the boomer study. Contrary to stereotype, young people today are no more narcissistic than any generation before them, including the baby boomers. Where do I have this thing? That's just one of the findings from a new analysis of how three key narcissistic traits change

over a person's lifespan. Hmm. Let's see here. Yeah, who did the study? I don't know, I never know that. It's hard enough to find one that you don't have to subscribe to read. Oh, I know, I know.

It's so difficult to educate myself. Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Using data from six different studies. Yeah, so it's like a meta-analysis. I don't even know what that means. I think it's studies of studies. Like you're taking like that.

Oh. 750 people, they tracked, oh yeah, okay, here we go, they tracked willfulness, being full of yourself, hypersensitivity, or being overly defensive, and autonomy, or a sense of leadership and authority. On average, negative forms of narcissism, willfulness and hypersensitivity, traits that are commonly found among all women declined.

Hey, it's science. Yeah, that's science, bitch. Look it up. It doesn't say that I added that. Decline with age while the more positive feeling of having control over your life increased as people got older, you can find people as long ago as 700 BC, lamenting at how narcissistic today's kids are.

Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I don't know. Interesting, I guess. Well, especially with regard to the boomers, because they really were, like I said, the part one of the, was the me generation, they were called the me generation. So just to get back to that, but as an aside,

I happened to just be reading, you know, because everybody, like you said, they, you know, they fucked the economy, they did, you know, they, yeah. So I was reading about, you know, I was reading about what's that? Who started all these wars? Them, I was reading about the, you know,

the American generations or whatever, as long as they've kind of been studied. So you have, they've talked about generations earlier on, but the main ones are, you have the lost generation that came of age in World War I. Yeah. You have the greatest generation that came of age in World War II.

Uh-huh. You have the silent generation. Yeah. Which have the greatest generation that came of age in World War II. You have the silent generation, which is after World War II, some of them fought in Vietnam. Then you have, you've got the boomers, Gen X, Gen Y are the millennials and then like Gen Z or whatever they're fucking calling it, right? Well, even going back further than the lost generation, they're saying that Gen X is the first generation that objectively has had it worse than the generation prior. Oh yeah, the only one.

Yeah, I mean, that's where it started. Yeah. And it was very interesting to me because this article pointed out that a lot of what's happened, what happened under baby boomers was things like zoning and regulations exploded under them. Zoning?

Yes, things like, things like you cannot build an apartment building higher than this. You have to designate master plan communities, things like that. So basically, lot size minimums. So it's like all of a sudden, they basically choked the housing supply or things that like availability, which is why it was so much easier for them to buy homes.

Oh, shit. I was an angle that I did not see. It was like, this has to be reserved for green belts. All that shit like that and there's no incredible amount of rules on home building yes everything you have to give back

it's like state state not you cannot build afford you cannot build like literally affordable housing state licensing for everything no I don't want my doctor to be licensed I don't give a shit if my barber is I don't actually care doctor to be licensed. I don't give a shit if my barber is. I don't actually care if my doctor, because I, I guess he, I care if my fucking mug vendor is licensed.

Yeah, right. So really what they did was they just exploded all that shit and it really fucked the next generation with regard to that kind of stuff. Wow, I didn't even consider that. I mean, either never thought about it. That's fascinating. I had, I brought in kind of a similar thing about,

about war, speaking of supply. Let me see if I can find it. It was, it was the currency availability that causes war, like kind of what, kind of similar to what you're saying, how available, the availability of free to build space, free to build houses and shit like that, that the readily available currency has caused every single war and without an elastic money supply, like what we've had for ever.

Yeah. I'll put it in simple terms. Currency circulation increased 1,000% in Russia, Germany, 600% France, 400%, Great Britain, 100% without the elastic money supply as provided by central banks, those wars would have been a tenth as long and brutal. Like because of the elastic money supply, I never thought of it.

Like I'd never, I always, because you could just keep printing it. Yeah, because you're because of the elastic money, so I never thought of it. Like I'd never, I always, because you could just, keep printing it. Yeah, because you're like, oh, well, we've got to go fight this battle. We need more tanks. Can we have some more money? If they couldn't just,

you have to do the money, then they just couldn't have bought tanks. It's like, oh, all right, well, that's a, I guess the war's over then. Yeah. Let's see, by guess the war's over then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see, by the end of 1916, virtually no species remained, no money-remained circulation. Even this accumulation of gold was not enough

to cover the vast expansion of paper money. Yeah, yeah, a little, little. Well, then like for us during the Depression, didn't they put limits on how much gold you could keep in your house? None. Zero was the only thing. Zero, yeah. Because they wanted it all. That's right could keep in your house. None. Zero was the only thing. Zero was the only thing to do at all.

Because they wanted it all. That's right, yeah. He took it all. And then even after that, it never went fully back to the gold standard, right? Wasn't it always the golden silver? Well, it was... So, here's the interesting thing about silver. It was still tied, but not more.

It was moving away. Silver would have saved the currency because it was so easy to find in the US that people were just digging it up all over the place. It was threatening the gold reserve. Yeah. So the central banks lobbied to remove silver from the currency so that it would all be gold and then they made owning gold illegal. Yeah.

People don't know this stuff. No, but they know they they, they know to put their pronouns in the bio though. That's what they, that's what they know. Or they know that they belong to one party and they're supposed to hate the other one. They know that Indians got fucked over. Yeah. That's what they know. Like, oh, you mean a culture that was like based on barbarism and rape that, culture. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna shittle bummer. I mean, I don't know. Indigenous people based on rape, like slavery and rape. Well, isn't that everywhere as long as there's he goes through? Well, I think as long as,

yeah, as long as there are different groups, there's going to be all kinds of crazy primal shit going on. Yeah. That's meant from the beginning of time. Okay. Well, let me see. This is what I wanted to read. Fucked millennial.

Hey, Dick. I'm a millennial. You remember how we were talking about millennials have to thread the needle so carefully. Yeah. One fuck up in there. Yeah. And you're out 15 Gs for pine classes. Right. Imagine if you were a millennial bit 45. I'd be you're out 15 Gs for pine classes. Right.

Imagine if you were in millennia, a bit 45. I'd be working those off for the rest of my life. Right. Yeah. Really would. Yeah. I think average student loans like 23 grand. I'm a millennia.

That's it. Actually, I would think it would be more. Well, no, because it's not that that's all that's not a fucking money. That's a lot of fucking money. But we're going for a lot of money. You don't have a job. No, that's a fuck ton of money. But like I'm hearing people six figures.

You know, I'm like this kind of stuff. Yeah. There is a group of people suffering silently. Oh no, not sensationally. Yeah. And it comes to student loans. No, because it's true. That's the private credit card stuff.

Like they're the ones who get private loans to go to private for-profit universities. Fuck's morning, I'll hey, Dick, I'm a millennial, it did everything right. I went to a good college, went to a good college, got into med school, became a doctor, along the way I got fucked. There are three board exams before you get your MD, two written and one subjective.

I did fine on the written, but managed to fuck up on the subjective one that 95% of people pass they don't tell you what you did wrong and the exam costs $1,500 yeah travel and hotel with super limited scheduling in only a few locations in the country travel and hotel are on youtube why don't you like what's the subjective one i don't know like about. Like about it. Is that like an interview or something like that? Maybe. I mean, I don't know, I'm too stupid to understand that.

Anyway, with thousands of people applying for only a few spots in even the least competitive residency programs, a single fail on that exam is an easy way for them to throw out, throw your application in the trash. Yeah. So now I'm a doctor in $400,000 of debt with no medical license. Oh. See, I don't need this guy to have a license. I'm a transfer on the subjective thing.

I'm a woman doctor. I'm curious what the subjective test is. That's how I open, whenever I go to the doctor, that's how I open up. So are you in your period or what? Yeah, I mean, let's see it. Jesus. Let's see. If I see spotting, I'm gonna go trotting.

That's what I say to female doctors. Somebody, that's, that's begging to be a t-shirt. That's begging to be a T-shirt. That's begging to be a T-shirt, isn't it? Got an MBA after and still no employer even extends an interview invite because I have no work experience.

Well, there's your, yeah. It's a doctor. He's literally a doctor. Apparently 12 plus hours of clinical medicine for two years doesn't count since I was technically in school. You know, that's a clerical error. Somebody will clear that up. So now I'm going into the military as an officer, which I should have done seven years ago. Oh, man.

Oh, wow. This guy is having the worst Christmas. I take a bad. That's a crazy amount. I was honestly about to try to get into porn since I have a bigger dick than most porn stars. You deserve everything bad that's happening to them. And I haven't gotten laid in two years because I've been living with my parents. You'd $400,000.

Living with your parents? Having a big old dog. I mean, can't use it. No guarantee that he would fly into a great position if he had passed a subjective test, but it's funny that like a fly. So 95 turned away from hospitals. No, I know. But so like 95% of people pass it. I got to know, dude, you got to say more. Like, what did you, if it's an interview, what did you say? You too much, too much house.

Too much house. Did you watch too much house? If 5% of people fail, that's not a very good test. Like you're only weeding out the bottom 5%. That's in which case, he should feel really bad. Well, like statistically, is that, is that where the line is drawn? No, I only work with the top 95% of candidates in my field. Like, no, if you're either the top one or five or 10, then you're great.

Everyone else, the top 50 is acceptable. The bottom 50 is probably should be left behind, but not if you paid $400,000 for it. Subjective say, is it like, you're really hung up on that? I am. I want to know what it is. Too bad, Sean. Love the show. Been listening since the biggest problem began. Go fuck yourself.

Wow. Your pal Lieutenant, Dr. Lieutenant Dickhead, that's nice man. Sean McClish, hey Dick, catching up on old episodes. So now sending a dick pick is a criminal offense, is it? So test fucking holiday can get her disgusting, a noisermass shoved into a retarded five-year-old shitty tinkerbell costume and send the photo all over the planet. And if you say anything about how much it makes you want to throw up,

you're the bad guy. But a guy sends one picture of his dick to the wrong woman and he's a criminal now. Yeah. The idea that women are somehow these innocent, perfect little children that have to be protected by everyone from everything is really starting to make me hate all of society. Well, don't do that. Just, just them. They're doing it. Maybe these brats just crow the fuck up.

Then all of this would be so much easier for them. I agree. Um, Hmm. Uh, the giant, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, genoris Jenkins. Do you see that guy got cut for calling someone a retard on Twitter? No, that giants, the, the giant like the New York giants, uh, let me say, all right, let me, let me, I didn't copy them. Uh, yeah, genoris Jenkins, New York giants cut genankers after using offensive word

on twitter he called someone a football player called a fan called somebody he was arguing with on twitter a retard not even that aggressively gets cut this is a game where we have a we have for people murdering murdering their wives beating the hell out of their wives, fighting dogs professionally.

Calling a someone a retard is a banable offense in New York City. A company that is based on indoctrinating children into a lifetime of pain and insolephathy is banning their star players who are only there because that is their one path out of the ghetto in a lot of places. The most destitute among them built on a system that only avoids prison by sending them through a system of collegiate slavery to get into the NFL banned over using the word retard. That's the NFL.

Now, like, check this out. I'm sure that's exactly what happened. Yeah. But I'm getting into the sick mind of headline riders for ad clicks. They could put, it's a guy who calls fan retard banned. And he could have gotten banned for something else. But they get, they write you, I'm sure that's not what happened, but I'm thinking like, no, that was a great. I watched the interview afterwards.

It was like, oh no, what he did, they caught him using heroin in his car. No, no. Remember the guy, he was the guy who called the fan the retard. So they make you think that it's, that's not the case. I know, but like that's, he explains why he has to explain to people who are older than him. Why he's using the word retard. This is the final indignity that this man suffers

after achieving his dream. And then having it robbed from him, where I'm from, we all use, we use all kinds of words for slang. If it offends anyone, I'm sorry. It's just a culture that I grew up in, where I'm from. Yeah, you know, America. Yeah.

We all use it. We all know what it is. Is there like a quote from, you know, that I don't know, that the owner or the GM or anything like that? Like using the R word? No, I mean, using like, well, we cut them because like, I mean, oh, I don't know. I mean, they have to justify that. I mean, that's insane. He calls it a hood thing. It's a hood thing now to use the Harvard. They're coming for everything. They're coming for idiot.

They're coming for idiot. They're coming for making fun of people's teeth. YouTube is, they're coming for literally everything. We'll be a bannable offense. You will not be, you call someone an idiot, you call someone an idiot in the future, you will lose your job. An idiot is a hateful, ableist slur.

It harkens back into the days when people used idiot to describe your own love functioning IQ. And that's what you mean when I said it. No, I mean a guy who's pushing on a pole door. That's what I mean. That's what everyone means. So everyone means when they say this, on a pole door. That's what I mean. That's what everyone means. So what everyone means when they say this,

he's stupid assholes. That's amazing. I can't believe that that word got somebody heard at that level. I'm not an NFL player. At that level. Can you imagine what they're saying in those dog piles, shoving fingers and asses and pulling hair

and fucking stabbing in the throat and shit like that? Sure. A game entirely based on whatever it is. Fingers and asses and pulling hair and fucking stabbing in the throat and shit like that sure Game entirely based on whatever use that I wonder if they use that to get rid of that fucking guy for I guarantee you I guarantee you Tom Brady uses retard nobody's cut now he's fucking his son or whatever he's making out with a Whatever look. I don't know what he's doing. What do you what do you got for me? Okay, let me see here. Yeah, that's fucking lame. Oh, here's one that Kenzie puff posted a bill Put together by Democrats in Virginia. This was pretty wild. Would outlaw Militia exercises and also

Forbid martial arts training, like self defense courses, firearms defense classes, it's meaning it's not enough. I found the text of it because usually those things are bullshit, right? In Virginia. Yeah. Here's what they were going to outlaw A or they're looking to outlaw. And then they came out with something else saying that if the police don't start enforcing anti-gun measures, they're going to outlaw. And then they came out with something else saying that if the police don't start enforcing anti-gun measures, they're gonna, they might send in the National Guard. Which, yeah, I don't know about you, but if the cops come and knock on my door,

I'm giving a quick look around and giving myself a pat down and maybe putting on a tie to freshen myself up. You know, if I see a cop, I'm straightening my back up a little bit because I don't want anyone to get spooked. Right. And I know they mean business if they're looking in my direction. But the National Guard, I would beat in my front yard

with a dildo to the tune of Yackeye Sacks. Who the fuck is the National Guard? Just, I mean, do you know anyone in the National Guard? No. Because I've never met anyone in the National Guard. Just, I mean, do you know anyone in the National Guard? No. Because I've never met anyone in the National Guard. So I assume that's the bottom 5%. I don't know. That we're kicking out of Med School.

Here was the text from the bill. Teaches or demonstrates to any other person, the use application or making of any firearm, okay. Explosive or incendiary device. I mean, okay, have fun banning chemistry, or technique capable of causing injury or death to persons, knowing or having reason to know or intending that such training will be employed for use in

or the further the furtherance of a civil disobedience. Technique. So the, yeah, so okay, so a fucking thumb war. If you're gonna use a thumb of a civil disobedience. Technique. So they know. So okay, so the fucking thumb war. If you're gonna use a thumb war for civil disobedience, how about a woman who works nights in a really bad part of town? Should she have any kind of take any self-defense classes or anything to maybe get a, you know, tell it to the judge, Sean.

Man. That's crazy. It just seems silly. Like what? It's insane. Self-defense, judge, Sean. Man. That's crazy. It just seems silly. Like what? It's insane. Self-defense, like, yeah. Oh, you're on a need to know basis. You don't have any, you're an accountant.

You don't have any reason to need to know martial art. Yeah, no civil disobedience for you. Insanity. Okay. Man, Destiny came out with a really funny video. Did he? Talking about his homosexual encounters with men on Grindr. Okay. He published this on his own channel. Something we should be watching. I think maybe it's like 10 minutes. Maybe we'll watch it at the end. It's you always say that. Then we don't watch videos. Quite humorous. We've got to watch the cartoon that the students send into. Here is some comments.

Zesso says, I wanted to give you an update on the Coke can pissing. Despite drinking my own piss, a couple weeks ago I haven't changed my ways. First off, fuck you, Sean. I don't overflowed can. I'm perpetually dehydrated. So my capacity is trash.

I piss about eight to 10 ounces into the 12 ounce can. That's pathetic. Yeah. That's pathetic. Yeah. That's like a little girl would. Why do you even have to piss if you have that? Man, that shouldn't even register. People with small bladders are, I'm surprised that evolutionarily they exist because if we're going back to like a tribal state where we've got to take breaks and pause so this idiot

can piss every 10 minutes, we're getting rid of that guy. That guy's not coming back from the hunt for mysterious reasons. You know what I mean? These piss breaks that these guys take, just stop drinking. Don't even swallow your own spit. You are a burden.

You are a burden to everyone around you and you should be ashamed to all the tiny bladder people out there. Okay, this week I decided I wanted to sell my sperm, wanted the money, overflows the can with that. It's really weird. And I love the idea of perpetuating my DNA into the future like Genghis Khan.

Oh, yeah, I hope you had a good bio in that book. Mm. So I just finished leaving my first load of Cummys at the sperm bank and started driving into work when I felt the need to piss come up. Fortunately I had an empty diet coke can with me. Oh no, I know what happened. Unfortunately I had that post-com split piss stream. And a little bit hit the rim a little bit, I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit,

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scoop up with his fingers. Yeah, I mean, like a napkin or something. I didn't have any napkins. I said, fuck it and put my boxers back on. They'll absorb it. That's their job. Have a nice week. Well, fuck up the biggest problem, reboot.

Okay. I'll try not to. Wow. Well. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You want to do some advice? Sure. I know the fur, there's a bunch of furries in here. Hmm. Wasn't there a gab video?

Yeah. Please watch the polyamory video. Well, that's what you all know. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Seriously, we'll watch a bunch of videos. Okay. We got a budget at a budget at the time then. Yeah. Not sure how many people ever update you on what they did

with your advice, but I wanted to let you know that I fucking did it. Some people do. They do. I don't always read them, but I mean. No, I know, I read that with, I get C.C.E.D. on the email and stuff. So if somebody emailed me right when the show started, close right when the show started, maybe a year after saying I told him to move

to another country to hook up with this girl. Yeah, and we were married and pervert. I think I remember that. No shit. Yeah, I think I remember that. Cool. Yeah. Fuck, I was just fucking with you, but good for you.

This was a guy who was thinking about cheating on his wife and he met someone finally that he liked and you know what to do with it because he had kids. I told my wife I wasn't into her anymore and I got a job offer that I had to take and I left within a month. I expected her to get suicidal or at least violent expected my kids to be depressed and broken and for the whole world to fall apart. But it didn't. She was sad for sure the month before I left was super awkward, but that's a small price to pay for finally, to finally stop living a double life. The kids seemed okay with the idea of me moving away.

They were excited to maybe fly up and see where I live now in the summer. We agreed to a fair deal on child support and got a legal separation, divorce pending. We'll probably be done in 2020. Well, man, you know, he sounds like the best case scenario if you're going to leave. You know, he's having marriage problems, low tax. Really?

Yeah, his wife took his kids and drained his bank account and then called the cops on. Oh, God. Oh, God. I told him to call in, but he didn't want to fuck up his case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not funny. It was smart. I mean, who knows what the, yeah, he would,

I mean, Wild Stuff. Well, then it's like, you know, he's a Nazi and he's, you know, he hates and, yeah. I moved up and found a job, makes me think. And we'll drop him. Probably. I moved up all his t-shirts and glasses, all the silk screen will come right off of them.

He'll just have a bunch of blank shirts like me. It feels good to really let it out. I've been just sick about it. I moved up and found a job making 30,000 a year more than I ever made in Georgia. Me and the new girl are working out great. Well, give it time. Yeah, give it time.

After beating myself up for a month after I moved because I had totally nuked my family's life due to my ex-wife being upset every time she talked to me, but things calmed down after the first month. It's now been four months since I moved, the kids are fine, my wife moved on and is talking to a new guy, despite me assuming for seven years that she would never be able to move on.

Oh, they find a way. Oh, I know. Right? I remember you said it, you're like, a woman can get their life back together in a month. Yeah. One app. Yeah, it's all they don't even need to be picky. It install any of them.

It's crazy. Don't worry, there's somebody, there's somebody who can make her laugh just like you. They'll be. Don't worry about it. Fine. Yeah, don't, don't ever go away thinking like you wrecked them for the rest of their lives and they'll never get over you. But she looked at me in such a way.

Yeah. And now she could never look at another man like that. Um, don't fuck don't believe it. Like that. No. Like that. No. Like that. New guy like that. Could be your friend.

Who knows? Right. Any of them. Any of them are good. They're all the fucking same. Uh, they're all too mean, but they make more money than me. That's every man. Uh, me as in the woman.

My job is amazing. I don't even feel the child support because I make so much more money. Wow, long story short, leaving was the best choice. I could have made for me and my wife and my kids. I don't know if you read this on air, but I do hope it serves as an inspiration to any other men or out there in dead-end relationships because they feel like their wife or girlfriend

could never survive without you. They can, they can, they've been doing it for hundreds of thousands of years. They did for decades before you came into the lives and you will be absolutely shocked at how easily people can move on when you make it clear that you were moving on first. Okay, here's let's see. Harluck, Maz-Buzzle. First of all, I'd like to apologize to Sean. I thought Smash was just a word

for sex. I didn't know it implied experience. Well, no, I was just being a dick. Yeah. Well, no, I was just being a dick. Yeah. Like, where's it? Don't use it. It just seems a little overly familiar. Right. Yeah. Although I did make her come for the third time in her life,

according to her. Yeah. Nice. So take that for what's worth to update you on my adventure as a non-vergine, things with the anime club girl are going pretty nice. Oh, turn out she's say, oh, masochistic. Oh, that'll be fun. And very turned on by being hurt.

Oh, no. On the one hand, it's livery slow. Yeah, on the one hand, it's a little scary, but biting her really hard is quite fun, and I like it. Okay. Keep it in the bedroom. Right. Don't you fucking Ted Bundy it.

Yeah. Go on. Do that to other people. When she starts acting out of control, this is where it's coming from. What I really wanted to ask about, though, is how do I initiate sex? Oh.

Sounds like she's fucking aggressive. Any, like, it shouldn't be, I don't think it should be hard. We haven't done anything in a bit because final exams and essays made us really busy, but since the semester is almost over, we will have time again, but up till now, she's always been the one to initiate anything sexual took a lot of my nerves just to kiss her uninitiated. Thank you. I know I'm a big woose who would have guessed, but obviously I'd enjoy having sex with her again soon, but I'm not sure how to say that.

When's the next time you see, like, I think you just did! Yeah, we go over to her house and to watch movies, but my place is where we get down in dirty, so I can't just try to make a move while we're at her house. Why not? I need to actually get her to come over. You don't even have to say anything with a girl like that.

Yeah, like she totally wants to. Yeah, I need to actually get her to come over. I don't just want to embarrass myself by saying something pathetic. Like, um, can we have sex please? Oh God! Oh, don't you dare ever say can we have sex please? Oh. God, don't you dare ever say can we have sex please? Oh, I don't even have a vagina and I'm drying up.

Thanks for any advice. How many times we gonna give this advice? Bitch get over here, get your ass over here. Get over here. Right now, she's into it, she's down man. Get your ass over here. Let me text her, send me her down. Get your ass over here. Let me text her. Send me your number. Get your ass over there.

Get your ass to this guy's place. I got a wedding on you, Jack. Get nice and drunk and set one up on, set one up with a time release schedule. Get your friends to do it. Here, text her, text her, tell her to get her ass over here. Bitch, get your ass over here. Get that fat ass over here.

That's it. You got any advice for this poor guy? No, just what we said. Just what you said, okay. Aiden is in the sound check. All right, all right, all right. Aiden, paladin. There she is.

She's on mute. Mutie mute, mute. Unmute. Aiden, are you there? Hey, yeah, I'm here. Hey, good to talk to you again. Hello. I don't know if you probably didn't hear the first part of the show

but if you could if you have any kind of science that would help me with my terminal stupidness and incompetence, I really appreciated. What could you give me any kind of context as to this terminal stupidness? No, I'm too incompetent to do that. I don't even trust myself to give you proper context. I just needed my general stupidness cured. So I can stop screwing up. You know, I just got out of a conversation about this. I did just put on a video about it, so I suppose I could. The reality is that don't let IQ tests keep you down, man. Did you take an IQ test and tell you you were stupid?

I took a certified IQ test. It was making pint glasses. I failed it pretty disastrously. I wouldn't call it a traditional IQ test, but it did have a score. Practically a score of zero out of 670 or something like that. I mean, you know, fluid intelligence is fluid. It's like water. It's like liquid.

My man, it can move all about. So, don't let it keep you down. Move it around like this little water bobbles, you know, it's like move it to another part of it and you find your intelligence there. I'll keep that in mind. So, you've got a new video, the political mind, who's packing big brains. It's very interesting. It is a very in-depth exploration of our Republicans stupid. Pretty much, right? Like that's the meme, right, Sean? You're not going to get any arguments from anybody if you say that Republicans are dumb.

I don't know. I think all political, I think politicians, a lot of them know exactly what they're doing. You know, so it's sometimes crafty, sometimes constituent. The constituents are seen as stupid. Don't you think? Nobody calls liberals dumb. They're all like cops. They do.

They do. They do. Yeah, people call liberal. Yeah, I mean, it'll like, Republican constituents call liberals dumb and and vice versa. Like, I mean, I hear that much. I see comments, Aiden, what would you find? What's the premise of your video? I couldn't. I didn't want into it with the premise

that I think most of us have heard over the last, you know, 10, 20 years, pretty late since George Bush, the second's presidency, which is that. Right. Oh, Republicans are stupid, ho ho. And the reality is that it turned out that people who are partisan of either bent are kind of dumb. People who have more nuanced political opinions, not so much.

Makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't a difficult conclusion to come to, but there's a lot of really bad research out there that you have to sift through because the stuff that's being published and being put forward by a lot of like mainstream articles is saying, oh look, conservative research. Yeah. Because I read this, this, this study, and it said this is like the not what a study said, or if it is what that study said, that study was not good. Or if it is what that study said, that study was not good. I saw one specifically in your video that was the study established conservatives as people

who believe in, it had a bunch of like stuff that was okay, but then it was also the addition of people who believe in the paranormal. That was a very large part of all of doctors. And yes, his name is Lazar Stankov. Stankov? It's the name of the guy who, yeah, and I said I wasn't going to make fun of his name, but you guys can feel free to. Don't put it on YouTube.

They'll pull you down for saying Stankov. No, it's like, you have to write after retard. Are you worried about that? The YouTube, you can't make fun of anybody anymore of their teeth especially. I mean, it's interesting because I don't really make fun of people at all, but it's me either such a very, very, very, very thin line you have to walk on YouTube, right? Where it's like, I can't be child friendly because then a little baby might watch my video and then I can get sued by the FTC, But I can't make fun of anybody because

then I could just have my towel destroyed. But I also can't make nude jokes. Although I will say, this is a very fun thing. My video, I waited a day to put it up to got full green monetization and there is a full on like 20 seconds of the Dr. Peterson bought, talking about pushing Cummys back up into his Urethra. So I'm sorry. What? What is that? What? Well, you know what the Jordan Peterson deep fake claim that explain it to Sean. I know he does.

What? Okay. Well, I know what a deep fake is. Okay. You can make Jordan Peterson say anything you want. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dr. Peter can say anything you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can make Dr. Peterson say anything you want. No, they're getting frightened. Oh, it's one.

So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day. And just as I was about to come, I pushed the Cummys back up inside of me. Oh, I hate that fucking word. I hate it. Cummys? Yeah, it's all say it. I've never heard of it before. I've never heard of it before.

I've never heard of it before. There's an online to gross you out. They do it all the time. In my circles. Yeah, it's horrible. Is it the new moist? It's such a gross word. It's awful. Instant band.

It should have. What? Green Mods on YouTube. So there you go. Okay. So what is this study from stankoff? Is that the like the official conservatives are stupid? It's the one that I've seen passed around for years now. The basis is always conservatives are stupid. It's the one that I've seen passed around for years now.

The basic says, oh, conservatives are stupid. And what it does is it basically correlates all conservatism with religiosity. And part of their definition of religiosity is believing in mythology and the paranormal. And it says that that's what they consider a conservative to be. What makes it worse is because Dr. Stankoff's original 2009 study also collected data from 35 different countries and did not delineate what religion the people who were founded

are trying to do that. What were the examples? What were the types of religions that got included? Well, he never, he never specified. It wasn't specified in the data. What would be a goofy one that he might have left out on purpose? Well, the country is like Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia. He did tell you the country's the right.

He did tell you the country's the right. He does tell you the country's, but he doesn't tell you what degree what. Right, so it's not 35 Christian nations basically or 35 Muslim nations are 30 right so yeah, okay There's a he does a follow-up study and I go into it in the video He did a follow-up study a couple years later where he did delineate although he's still it's released Bad data still because he won't break it down into individual nations. He breaks it down into groups because I can stick or you know pay all of a sudden people now you're a hater, you know, now you're a big it now. Yeah, by the way, did you see the how did you see how many there was apparently way more racists in the UK that they had planned than

they than they thought there was surprise Everybody, if you search for UK election and then racist, it's like people, you think all of those people are racists, and that's why this happened. Jesus Christ, just one day. God, that's the hard word. Greetings from the UK, Dick. Yes.

Are you in the UK right now? Yeah. How is it? Is it funny? After the election, was it funny? No one where I am cares, but. It's not really a part of the UK, but yeah, it's really funny to watch the labor people just absolutely lose their minds.

It's so funny. Yeah. They're losing their mind. Yeah. It's been great. It's been great watching it from just from the Twitter stuff. Okay, I think I distracted you. So a guy does a study with religiosity, including religions

from all of the world doesn't specify it. And that's, is that where the meme of Republicans are stupid as born? And what is the, like, what does the data actually show to you? Because I hear it, I hear it all the time. I guess Sean, you don't, but I hear the liberal, the liberals are educated and their conservatives are just stupid hicks.

I see it everywhere too. Yeah, like this is, and you look at the states, these are the cosmopolitan educated states. And this is just a rust belt full of dumb hicks in the Midwest and morons in the South. Moan shines, swimming fat asses in the South. Yep, eat Popeyes chicken all day and fuck their sisters. What did you find in the actual data?

Did you find anything? I mean, that's exactly what I've always heard. So that's why I went in to it with that presupposition of saying like, is that true? And what I found is that generally speaking, and I knew a lot of this beforehand, is that it's true that conservatives tend to not get terminal degrees.

They don't tend to go get doctoral degrees, but at the same time, high level education institutions are very negative towards conservatives, so that's not surprising. One very interesting thing that I found, for example, is that actually what was related to higher intelligence was centrosome, and it was specifically rightly means centrosome, so libertarianism. Yeah, I've heard that too.

Really hardcore. Every study found that. Not surprising, but I didn't go into it expecting that. Yeah. Not surprising, but I didn't go into it expecting that. Again, I went into it with the pre-supposition of Republicans are stupid. Let's see what the data says and going into it from that hypothesis, which is how you should go into any scientific investigation, is say like, okay, here's the question, yes or no, what's the evidence? Specifically, go ahead, no, go ahead. So what's the evidence? Specifically, go ahead, now go ahead. What was really interesting though is that while

centrist was related to higher IQ, education was negatively related to centrist. How so? In the people who were more educated, tended to be less likely to be right-wing libertarians. So the more educated you are, the less likely you are to be centrist. You do tend to have a higher IQ. However, it becomes this confounding thing where it's like people who have high IQs are more likely to be centrist. People who are more educated are also higher IQ, but also are less likely to be centrist,

if that makes sense. So what's, I have always just assumed IQ was real. It was a shock to me to see how many people on the internet think it's just totally bogus science. Can you drop any knowledge on that? Yes. Okay, so what is IQ? This is a really big deal that I see every single time I make a video that even discusses IQ, I mean to my mention it at all. a really big deal that I see every single time I make a video that even discusses IQ into

my mention at all. And it's something that needs to be, the problem is that no matter how many times you explain it, people will always get confused either intentionally or because a lot of it is pretending to be retarded if you know what I mean. Oh yeah. Oh, so this is what you think, like now it's not. I think the totally reasonable thing that you're purposefully avoiding. So what IQ is a measure of something called the G factor.

Now what the G factor is fluid intelligence. Now the G factor is basically what we call a proxy variable, meaning that it's related to a bunch of other variables. And in greater or lesser degrees, this includes things like problem solving, spatial awareness of the capacity to plan for future events. And we turn, look at it in terms of how it applies to our everyday lives, it applies to educational achievement to a small degree, how much people make in terms of their salaries, but although that's not

a very strong one. But there's all kinds of things that we would call success that are related to this thing called the G factor. Now, G does not mean, this is a very strong one. But there's all kinds of things that we would call success that are related to this thing called the G factor. Now, G does not mean this is a very, very important thing that needs to be- It's like the G spot. The G spot. Sean.

Women have a G spot. Men have a G factor that's in their brains. Let's them do all this stuff correctly except make pine clasps. I see. Sorry, keep going in. No, no, no. It's- people need to be very well aware that the G factor is non-determinant.

If you score low one on IQ test, it doesn't mean you can't be the absolute best, I don't know, auto mechanic on the face of the earth because you can't, and do that. You can do that. You can be a very successful fat ass if you do bad on your IQ test.

Like it does, I mean, it means something, right? If you can give you some, it kind of gives you like an upper echelon limit of, of maybe, maybe what you're capable of. But there are tons of people with high IQs who are worthless, sure, waste of space. Sure. It's not a determinant of who you are going to be or what you are. That's what really why people need to understand what this stuff means. It doesn't mean, find it very interesting and it kinda goes back to what my video was about.

I find it very interesting and you guys can tell me if you found this too. The people who tend to be on the parts and sides, either on the left or the right, seem to be weirdly obsessed with IQ. Yeah. Either like obsessing over it or denying that it exists. Yeah, that was a surprise to me too.

Like both sides, the right is weirdly reliant on it. They want to use it to prove kind of their prejudices, I guess. I don't think they just group everybody by IQ in a weird way, which, and the left does the opposite, which is, oh, there's so many more things than that. No, people who are under 85 IQ, I'm pretty sure that they don't have the same chance as the rest of us of providing for themselves. We need to figure that shit out

because as the computers come in, that number is gonna creep up until it's 100, 115, 100, like these people are going to need something to do with themselves. That's not vote. But what were you going to say? Well, I just find that, no, I find that very interesting, yeah.

In terms of what I mean by that though, is that IQ is never a determinant. It never precludes what you're going to do or what you can't be. And all of what G is measuring is basically, these are your basically inherent propensities towards these certain skill sets or capacities. That's all it is. And people who get very upset about IQ, I think are people who don't understand what IQ is. Don't get twisted or hung up on IQ anyone who is very upset about IQ, I think are people who don't understand what IQ is. Don't get twisted or hung up on IQ anyone who is,

I would say, in the audience. Like, just don't get upset about it. And in fact, what I would say, honestly, is that if I had taken an IQ test and I had an IQ of 80, and then I went and got my PhD, would that make you have the biggest dick ever? Because you did it in spite of your... You could do it right.

Is that possible? Like an 80? Sure. It's possible. It's possible. I mean, it depends on what your PhD is in, but sure. I don't know, man. I've tried to explain things to people and just gotten so many blank looks back that I've gotten to a point where I think go, you just, you just can't understand. You can't understand that there's other people waiting on you. You cannot understand to get your credit card out before you get to register. You just never going to do it. Well, let's say, let's say not even get a PhD. Let's say you have a baby like you're just stupid.

You can use, but you start an auto repair business and you have 50 stores because you're so good at fixing cars. That's not, by the way, anyone anyone who like disparages people for doing hand labor That tells you something about that person by the way And and how bourgeoisie they are but like you you have a line of automobile repair businesses And you've taught other people how to do it and you're a millionaire who gives shit if you have an ADI queue who really cares Yeah, I'm just saying like you can do stuff without the highest of IQ But what IQ is basically showing is that it's it's you're like upper echelon limit of capacity for certain

Capacity's towards problem solving Planning and things like that It's again, it's not a determinant. It's not a predestination for anybody What it mean what what my research found though and what the research generally tends to show is that people who tend to either side of the political aisle, either far partisan right or far partisan left, are kind of low IQ. Makes perfect sense. Really.

It makes perfect sense. Low IQ. Yes. Even on the left. Yes, right? I just for granted. I would love to see if far left, because they're just going, they're not thinking about anything reasonably, I think it's just pure emotion and fear. Yeah.

Exactly. And what the brain shows is that endorse by Aiden. Well, no, it's correct. It's because our brains kind of function differently in terms of the brain change is that endorse by a didn't. Well, no, it's correct. It's because it's our brains kind of function differently in terms of the brain structure is actually different. In terms of the left, people who tend

to be very, very hardcore left wing have a larger anterior singular cortex. Now the ACC is a part of the brain that is more concerned with detecting conflict. And it means that to a part that people who fall to the left are kind of incapable of detecting conflict at the same degree, they want to make things better,

they want to resolve conflicts and things like that. Whereas people who are on the right tend to have a larger right of medley, the right of medley is related to emotional suppression and fear response. And what that means is that people who fall who are more on the right, they tend to be more fearful. And we should expect this. Conservatism is related to fear, to concern things. Yeah, the change. They're afraid of everything. Poor. They're fucking afraid of porn. So it's not anybody's fault. They need God because

they're so afraid of life. Is it Aiden? Has this, have they studied like a good amount, you know, of people to be able, I assume they have, or I don't think you would be interested. He's saying this, but it's that they literally have linked, you know, some things to physiology by party, or I mean, by political philosophy. Which is even, what's even the point of voting? Just seeing their brain.

Okay, you're always gonna vote this way. Well, it's not necessarily. necessarily the people in the middle. If I could try to, if I could try to explain it to the best way I could, it's that people on the left are more, we have personality differences. Jonathan Hyde talks about this in his foundation theory. And it's also related to research that we found over the last 100 years. And there is consistent research that is meta analyticanalytic in analysis, meaning it's happened over the last 100 years. That shows that conservatives and liberals, even through the course of the transitions

of those definitions over time, people who tend to lean more conservative are more concerned with things like conscientiousness, which is a preoccupation with rules and law of order. Whereas people are also more concerned with authority or loyalty, and they're also more concerned with purity and law of order. Whereas people, they're also more concerned with authority or loyalty, and they're also more concerned with purity and sanctity. Whereas people who fall more to the left are more concerned with harm and care, that means taking care of other people, and also more concerned with fairness. Now, what that means is that in terms of our personality, those are more of foundations, right? That's John's and Hyde's research. In terms of our personalities, people who fall more to the left are more open terms of our personalities, people who fall more to the left

are more open to new experiences, and people who fall more to the right are more, again, conscientious. They're more rule-based. Now, these are all just different ways of thinking. That's what it means. Conscientious means rule-based. Yeah, conscientious thinking is like,

I'm gonna follow the rules. Oh, okay. It's why, actually, it's a very interesting thing so for example Dick women tend to score lower on SATs, right then men do yeah women tend to have higher college GPAs. Do you know why that is? Short skirts. They're fucking Yeah, I know kind of women are Yeah, I know. Kind of. It kind of women are more

conscientious. Because they're not going to go partying and stuff like that. They just stay home and study. Yeah, yeah, exactly. No, that's exactly it. Women are more conscientious. They're more prone to following the rules.

And so even though they don't have a higher necessary intelligence rating in terms of even just tests of knowledge, which is what the SAT is, more than as a test of fluid intelligence or test of G. It means that women are better at following the rules, so they tend to have higher GPA scores, even when they don't have the same levels of intelligence, because women's standard deviation of intelligence on both the SAT and on IQ measures is a much more narrow, meaning there are more genius men than there are genius women, but they're also more brain dead men than there are brain dead women.

We don't count that. That's the bottom 5%. So, they're cheating. These girls are cheating, basically, by following the rules instead of going with their gut, which they should be. It's a more accurate represent. Wait, can you talk about that brain thing more? I've never heard that before.

What was the ACC is what? Enter your singular cortex. Enter your singular cortex. What's an an what? Enter your Singular Cortex. Enter your Singular Cortex. What's an ACC? Enter your Singular Cortex. Is it like Singular, like Singular, like the phone network? Singular. And that makes liberals what?

Basically, it makes them more prone to thinking about group conflict. Thinking about. So you've got, so you've got, you've got bonobos and you've got chimpanzees. Okay. Right? All right. I understand now.

Thank you Sean. Yeah. That's actually very accurate, Sean. Yeah. I know I'm on fire today. That's really fascinating. Something else I saw on your video too was that conservative score better

on tests of knowledge based intelligence, which makes sense because you ask a you ask an Ultra conservative like one thing about guns and they will talk for 10 years about it. Oh, yeah, or will wars or something like that or Artic an article of the Constitution like this. There's no give you a fucking history for sure It's like very well-educated. Oh, yeah, that resonate with them. Yeah Well, which is with women conserved actually in general are higher in conscientiousness, which makes them better at responding to tests of knowledge. They learn things better, they can learn it and process it better, but liberals tend to be better or left in people tend to be better at experiential or experimental learning.

They learn by doing or learn by seeing, whereas conservatives learn by more traditional styles of education. This kind of just puts, again, the two sides of the aisle, which are very broad and general and not very accurate in terms of being good at describing the complexities of people, gives us kind of though two different just brain categories that doesn't make it difficult for liberals and conservatives to converge with one another because it's like you're talking to an alien species. Yeah.

You're talking because it actually understands you. Unless you're not, unless you're not too far from the center. In which you go, okay, I could see that. You know what I mean? Yeah, but yeah, no, it really just feels like there's nothing going on. If you're clear on the other side, that you might just avoid.

Like, because at some point, you're not changing anybody's mind. You're too far gone to the right, you're way too far gone to the left. Yeah. That was really the types of intelligence are really interesting. I don't know. Do you want to hang out?

You want to hang out? Will we get the further? I know. Talk about there. I'm here. I got done. Let me tell you what. Let me ask you a question.

Go ahead. This is a good question. Do you like steak sauce? Uh, yeah. How do you have your steak? Cause I don't know if I remember this. Medium. But this is a good question. Do you like steak sauce? Uh, yeah. And how do you have your steak? Cause I don't know if I remember this.

Medium. Medium to medium rare. And I mean, I like a steak sauce that was prepared specifically for that steak. I don't really do a one. Yeah. Oh man, I love a one. So my favorite shit.

And I just exist here. I had to make my own a one sauce from scratch. Yeah, you only have, I mean, you've got, just exist here. I had to make my own a one-sauce from scratch. Yeah, you only have, I mean, you've got, just use ketchup. You've got brown sauce, which is sort of like, Heinz 57. No, no, no, no, it's not, it's closure to Heinz 57, then it is a one. You'd, oh, wait a minute, you're in the UK, right? Yeah.

I need my own with raisins and orange juice today. Really? Yeah, could you got a put right here? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, my own with raisins and orange juice today. Really? Yeah, I've got to put right here. Yeah. That bad. Yeah. No, I've definitely never had anything like that. I used to like A1.

What was the kid? Yeah, exactly. Oh, no, is it really? See, I like my steak damn near raw, but I still want to put A1 sauce on it. Try it. Oh, my God. All right, I'm going to get these. You got any science questions I asked me? I'll be here. I think sauce on it. Try it. Oh my god. All right, I'm gonna get these. You got any science questions,

I ask me, I'll be here. I think the furries will have some. I probably won. I did have one, but I forgot about it now. Oh, no. Yeah, I want to get her take on one thing. Go ahead, go. George Carlin said that IQ tests are biased

toward the literate. What say you? Oh. Oh. Okay. All right, you want to say I'm really funny. What? Here's a you. Oh. Okay. All right. You want to send me a really funny. What? Here's a really funny bit.

Okay. This is really, really sad. All right. So when we have done studies where we took all the people who said that like, oh, well, I don't like IQ test because I think that they're racially biased. Oh, I know. Nobody agrees with that anymore, right? Like no, like the APA or anything.

They say there's no, am I right on that? There's no discrimination within the tests by... Yes, no one can, because there isn't, but there are people who will see that. And the problem is that when we actually had people go through and rate the test and say, oh, hey, do you think this, what questions on this test? Do you think

are most culturally loaded? When they looked at the questions that the people who believed that the tests were culturally biased and asked them, what questions do you think are the most culturally loaded? It turned out that those questions were the ones that had the actual lowest difference between races. Tricked them, yeah. Okay, interesting. Pick the questions that are most racist on here. The reality of stuff. Hi, you're fucking me.

That's the least different. The questions that the questions that white Americans find the most difficult on their is there's not just like one IQ test by the way for people who think that there's multiple ones. There's a whole bunch of them is the SPM, there's the Ysis, the WS, the WS, the WS, the same thing. The Pine Glass, the other ones. There's a bunch of different ones. Yeah.

When the questions that have the the moat, that white people find the most difficult on IQ tests, multiple IQ tests, they say, these are the hardest questions. Are the same ones that black people and Hispanic people find to be the most difficult? That's, it's the same across all races. There is, this is why we know that these are not racially based. And we do know this, but again, the big takeaway from it is don't let shit keep you down because you've got a bad score on an IQ test, doesn't matter. Well, but shouldn't we also test people and then take all the like the ones that score

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Okay, I will. It is, it is eight o'clock here, not noon. I will say that. It's whatever time you want with Brexit. It's what it's Brexit o'clock. Bono, you there? Of course, yeah, what's up? Let me turn up your volume a little bit

because you're tied with it now. All right, so you were at MFF, what was that? MFF. MFF Midwest Firfest, the same one you went to two years ago. It was a lot of fun when I went and I understand there was some kind of Dixho or G that happened. There sure was and I went to it. I did not participate exactly but I did draw what I was seeing and take a lot of notes.

Okay, do you have any of these drawings that you could share with us? I'm still working on the one Yodi and Thakmeister have seen it. But I have, I took a lot of pictures too. They let me take pictures. Can we see those? You didn't have to leave like trail cameras or anything. Yeah. I'm trying to catch pictures. I'm trying to catch pictures.

You want to see these pictures, Dick? And who's this? Who is it? It's Aiden. Oh Aiden. I'm having a better question that you want to see these pictures. Yeah, yeah, of course I want to see them.

I mean, put some of them in the chat. A lot of them are on my phone and I'm on the PC, so you just have to give me a second here. But yeah, I didn't, you know, I wasn't like, oh yeah, I want to participate in a big first-dood orgy, but I had the opportunity to see it. I'm like, I'm saying no. Yeah, it was your experience. Would you want to see a first suit or a G shot?

Now are they actually penetrating with their genitals when they're wearing the first suits? Yes, Sack, my sister, she has the functional vagina on her first suit that you can, you puncture the first suit vagina and then it goes into her vagina. It's like, you happen. What about like, I do like the snakes have like, hippy penis and things like that? Is that you penis? Yeah, it's nigs.

Um, some guys I think will modify their suits to be like that, but in the case of a men at this orgy, they just used their actual penises. Oh, okay. Pedestrian. How would you feel like, Sean, wouldn't you feel like kind of, um, insecure having to, well, okay, I would feel insecure having to put my dick through an additional layer of fabric Like if I have to go through a jeans, I'm going no no no no no get these I want the full I need the full showing Well, there may be there may be like a very like thin, you know patch at that at that particular

There are that fur on yeah, I know Head sticking out by the end of it. All that mascot shit. I know, okay, here's a picture of Bond. It's like drawing the RG. Drawing the RG and low lighting. Oh, wow. And what are you looking at right here in this picture? I'm looking at two women and five men

wearing different pursue parts, looking each other. With the dick nose. Oh, my God. I'm not do a full painting of what I saw. I've got the layout just about done, but I've got things that I actually have to get done for clients for. Okay, this is a very good thing. I'm gonna do a full painting of what I saw. I've got the layout just about done, but I've got things that I actually have to get done for clients for.

Okay, this is a very good thing. I've got a full painting of what I saw. I've got the layout just about done, but I've got things that I actually have to get done for clients for. Okay, this is, who is this is Sock, Meister, where are we? Yeah. Are these three very fucking right here? What?

They sure are. Oh, that's fantastic. So I did all sorts of things. She was well into it. She's on a good time. Let me get her in here. Let me get sure. Uh, Yodi was there.

I got to see his massive dick for real and oh my. Oh, it's huge. Is he's got a huge day. I'm Sean. Did you see it when Yodi, the coyote, he was in here feeling my balls. Did you see his dick? Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Well, he was. I got a lot, did you see his dick? Oh my god. Oh god.

Yeah, well, he was, like, the guy's like, it's enough a guess down there, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I guarantee. And he, like, the girl, one of the girls was going for it, and it, like, unfurls out of his boxers. It's terrifying. Oh, it's out through there.

And then he, it was, it wasn't even hard yet, and then it got hard, and I was like, oh my god. Yeah, that thing is a hell of a thing to put inside your mouth. I swear to God. He injected his dick, too. Yes. Yeah, that's right. So wait, son, did you suck his dick?

Totally. No, no, no, Dick, this was the most amazing. She and her friend Abunny was what she was going by. We're both giving him more at the most amazing. She and her friend Abunny was what she was going by. We're both giving him more at the same time. He comes and because of that piercing he's got, he comes in two directions and hits both their faces at once. Oh, my God. Walk me through this furry orgy. Hold on, I'm going to get you in here too. Hold on. I can give you the play by play. Yeah, yeah, I need to play by play. Yoddy, yoddy, yoddy, you're in here too.

Okay, give me the play by play. Sorry, I did. No, no, I'm on for the ride. Go ahead. All right, let's hear it, bro. I heard it. Hey, what's up, buddy? Good seeing you.

Good to see you. Sockman. You go by too many names. That was why initially I couldn't get to the order. No, no, no, no, because my first suit that has the body, that has a body modification is called circia, but I normally go by sought-meister. So that's why people probably thought didn't realize what you're said because once you don't know me as circia. Okay. Yeah, that was why I couldn't get it in initially, because you know, that's not my Twitter, my, my porn Twitter.

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Okay, it's festive in an odd way. Walk us through the orgy, please, with all the highlights, you know, walk me through it. I've never seen anything like this, but I figured, oh, I gotta see it and I'll draw it. Then these guys get free art and they don't mind the weirdo in the corner doing his fucked up life drawing session. That's the weirdo. I felt like the weirdo. I mean I'm 31, psychmysters 21, I'm like oh boy. I'm 42 talking about this shit I don't want to be the dirty old man, but my dick was insistently flaccid the whole time actually which that makes it weirder

Orgy and what are the animals that they were? Oh god. Oh, there. Yeah, there's the first three plus C in the chat. Oh my god. Oh my god. Sock, this is where I see this is I mean that looks like a furry pussy. Yeah, yeah. Sown into where I would think it would be. Uh-huh. That's unexpected. You're free. And then you've got six nipples going up. And I don't even know. Can I put this in the, in the, in the, I don't know. I don't think I can. Is this copper compliance? We can talk about it.

You've got to be copper compliant. I mean, come on now. It's just built. I don't know. Odd. But yeah, I found copper compliance being put in Jordan Peterson talking about putting his comeys back up as you say. I'm not saying I post him online.

So you posted online on your okay, I'm gonna tell you on Twitter that I post all my terrible pictures on. All right, there we go. There we go. I was so happy to see it. First thing I saw walking into this. This is gonna rep the Easter Bunny for me forever. I'm never. to see it. First thing, I saw walking into this. This is going to wrap the Easter Bunny for me forever. I'm American.

Oh my god. Look at this. I'm going to just be looking at the Easter Bunny one or anything. He's a little smashed down there. And the topically correct. Yeah. The colors make it even worse.

I know. That's so white. I know. Oh my god. How much did this thing cost you, Sock? Oh, the whole thing itself or just the bodysuit? Either one. I mean, the whole thing itself is about four and a half grand.

Wow, okay. So I could get three of those at the money I burned in these pine classes. Right, okay, so who was there, phone? I've met and two women, Yodia and Sok among them. Another nice woman named Bunny, who had a great Southern accent, and then a bunch of different, very, very skinny men.

Like the men were all weirdly skinny. I, one of them, you'll like this. As soon as I walked in, the first thing I saw was a man who was like, like a good HIV. What, a man who was what, puttling? Do you know this term puttling? Nope.

Yeah, if I did, I's one that I didn't. He just worked with his tail and his hands and stuff, but he was like, completely naked. And then the one that he was naked, and I just walk in, and he's like sexy dancing and touching himself. And my first thought is like, yeah, not for me, but I'll draw it. And then there was another guy who was in full first suit,

who he would, he was the first one to get his dick out though Because I remember when I first walked in no no genitals were out. I was like, well, do they start? I'm like a whistle today. They What's the etiquette who gets their dick out for a little bit for your clicker clicker For sort of happens. It's like once everybody's kind of going They switch with each other everybody goes in every hole and does Very quickly It's fluid social dynamics

The girl that I had brought with me That's actually my friend from a childhood. Okay. He was wonderful. I love her. Yeah, she's amazing. I love her to death. She's way more aggressive than me.

She's your childhood friend. And she's also into being a furry. Yes. What's the odds of that, Sean? I would think pretty long. So somebody's lying. Did you guys develop this thing together or did the thing draw you together?

Well, actually we get bit up at an anime convention like when we were younger. And we ended up, I kinda got her into being a fairy, but no, actually it was set up by, he's the guy in the full body suit. He's actually a good friend of mine and set this up for me because he wanted to see it. But I couldn't do it by myself

so I had to call in some help. And you brought in a girl? Wow. Yeah, I brought in a girl. What a clutch move. Bring it, you're one girl in an orgy and you bring another one, right? Yeah, because I want to be like the sole person.

Okay, so the penises come out all five at the same time. I have a picture to do. And everybody just sort of moves around and fucks whoever they want and wherever they want it. Everybody's really, you know, there's a lot of, everybody's really careful. I heard a lot of,

oh, are you okay? Is this how I identify do this? So lots of nice, I guess. What kind of stuff, like what was the most memorable, besides the shooting common, two different directions? And that was some advocate. Two.

Well, there was that one guy who was just photographing though, who was. Yeah, yeah. And he like, well, I don't know what his deal was, but he like took a bunch of photos and I was like, all right, I gotta go. I think he was going to like, I got to be the first to say longer.

He was supposed to say longer, but he asked to like shoot a whole bunch of stuff. So he was supposed to do more recording and stuff for us, but he didn't. So I kind of sucked. So you know, I am a portraits. You know that reminds me. Oh my, the guy slamming Saki's cervix too hard. Oh God, don't remind me.

Wait, who's Saki? Who's Saki? Me. Oh, that's, oh, okay. Oh, Saki, okay. Someone was slamming your cervix too hard, okay. Yeah, he like, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, that's okay. Oh, Saka. Okay. Someone was slamming your service to you. Yeah, he like he'd be commissioned me. I could take Yodi. I was like, I put my hands up

and I'm like, I'm right. Friend bunny. Your friend bunny yelling out while Yodi was fucking her, it hurts so good. That was pretty great. And I clapped my hands and I was so proud of her. You have no idea. Oh, the first time you clapped your hands? So I was like a bad guy. No, actually, I wasn't in first suit the whole entire time. I was so proud of her, he had no idea. In the first suit, you clapped your hands. So I was like a bad man. You know, I actually, I wasn't in first suit, the whole entire time.

I was totally out of suit this whole entire time. You were in like, at least see lingerie get up. Yeah, I was like in lingerie, but I wasn't like, I like it, yeah, because you were even a lot of oral and you can't really do oral in that suit. So I was gonna ask, do you get, come on the suit, do you try to get this? No, it's fine.

I've like got come on head. I got guys. Yeah. Okay. You know, you mentioned video recording. I wanted to say, I was at the little Irishman's nativity play. That's a bad transition. Yesterday, I wanted to see his nativity play. I'm like, you got some space in between. Let's do it. The private Christian school and two I'll do it. I'll try it. It's Christian school. And two decades, we're filming it.

Wow. One day we walked in and they came right over. Noah's his name, Nick, and what was the, NSA, stalking you? Oh my God, that's sure. Now they just zoomed right over their deck. What's up, man? Nick and guy, I don't want to say.

Do they have any kids at the school? No, they were the video crew. Oh, they were hired by the school to come to the video. So that's all creepy. At the end, the principal or the pastor said, oh, and big thanks to NSA productions. There's something like that. I'm like, oh, yeah, those are dickheads.

Nice. Well, there was all. Anyway, go ahead. There was a really skinny guy who in the midst of the Orgy suddenly realized he wasn't by, he was gay. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was. Wow.

OK, I can show this one. Are you sent me another picture? And I was. You're welcome. I can't show that was. Wow. Okay, I can show this one. Are you sent me another picture? You're welcome. I can't show that one, but. So, but yeah. I was a little pissed that all the other guys there because they wouldn't help them out. The girls were more than willing, but he wasn't into that.

Yeah, I'm just kidding. The other guy realized he was gay and the other guys wouldn't give him some hot penis. Yeah, they wouldn't just nurse. Yeah. Say that again, Yodi. I was just nervous because of course it was like two camera guys around and like so like no, I don't call that pushing your sexual holy. I just call that being nervous. There's a lot of people. Yodi, do you have any favorite memories of the Dixho Furiorji? Furiorji. Furiorji.

Well, at first, I'd like to say that most Furiorji start like a Mexican standoff. Like who gets these big balls at home? Well, of course, as soon as one takes it out, like it just goes from there. Yeah, but in Mexican standoff, the second shooter has the advantage. I remember, I don't know if it was a sock or bunny, we mentioned it about the dick sucking spray. Oh, that was my spray that I brought with me. I'm sorry, what?

Dick sucking spray. It numbs your throat so you can like kind of do whatever. Oh, huh. So it's amazing, but I make another that Sean. I got too much of my mouth, so I made my whole entire mouth numb, so I kind of felt like I was drooling. It was really weird. And how many of these orgies have you guys gone to?

I guess this is my first. Oh, congratulations. Wow. Thank you. Is it something you would do again? Oh, totally, totally. Wow. It was great.

It was amazing. I loved it. All right. Sean, do you have any more questions for the furry? Well, last thing is that Yodhi has his own custom condoms because of Dick. What is it? A six and a half inch circumference or something? Yeah, it's close to set up.

Yeah. His dick is like one of the giant size toys you had as a kid, the water wieners, where you tried to like, it's like a slinky. It's like got that, that's, you know, like a turtle neck. Um, compared to, I do the Red Bull cans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. You guys want to tell me what makes you a rage? And then we're going to, sure, we're going to put this down, put this down. We want to go first on rage We're gonna put this down. We're gonna put this down. We're gonna put this down. We're gonna put this down.

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We're gonna put this down. We're gonna put this down. We're gonna put this down. We're gonna put this down. We're gonna put this down. We're gonna put this down. That sucks. I bitched in too. He bitched in. I'm basically female, Milo, you know, bless. I'm a big gay. There you go. Okay. Oh, wait. You should've just came. Aiden, does it sound like something you'd be interested in? What?

Being gay. No, no, no. This is. I never asked for the name. No. This thing was just described to make me feel physically nauseous, but, uh, wow. I'm sorry. I'm not in. I'm, no, no, it's fine. It's just not my cup of tea.

Okay. No, I've become, you know, that's what it proved. What a food dog. Those people were right about Brexit. Oh, God. All right, Bond. No, Milo. Get out of here. Now it's mad about that. That sucks. I was hoping he'd be there too. I'll get you back there sometime. Yeah, I would love to go if Peach once stood up again. We had a non-orgy TDS fan meet up the next night

where a lot of people cried. Oh, God. Peach was supposed to be there. Sorry, Peach was supposed to be there, but she had a loopess flare up, so. Oh, shit. Yeah. I got sick at that one. I-up soak. Oh, shit. Yeah. I got sick at that one.

I got so sick. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, Sack, what makes you a rage? I guess like boomers in the workplace piss me off. I'm having a lot of those issues lately. Mm-hmm. I work in a bank, so there's a lot of them. But yeah, they just draw me fucking insane

and they think they fucking know everything, but you know get rid of them You should never feel bad about like putting your parents in a home What's that skip the home put them in the cloud Okay, you know, it makes you a rage buddy People reclined planes even on short very short flight like total flies you have that fucking bitch in front of you Just reclining like to send you a way from the face. Could you just could you not relax at a hundred percent At every moment of your life. We're just flying to Vegas. We're flying to Phoenix We've got to sit in this tin weiner for an hour and ten minutes. Could you just suffer that much for me?

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, five hours, I got it. That's rough, lean back, I could make do with it, but you're telling me you didn't, you're telling me you couldn't sit straight up for 40 minutes, fuck you. I never think that they go back that far. Some of them go further than others. Some of them go back with the vengeance too.

Yeah, yeah, some of it makes it hard to use like the, well no, you know, I mean, that doesn't bug me that much really. Cause I don't, cause I think when they're talking about upright, it is fucking upright. Nobody has their car seat adjusted like that. Nobody sits that upright in their lives.

They're gonna start leaning them forward. They almost are. They almost are. They almost are. All right guys, get out of here. Nice to see you. Yeah, nice to see you. Good talking to you. All right, I got a mute.

I got a mute. What do you think, Sean? Mute, bone. I think I got a movement. Wild, I can't say I'm not curious to see what that was like. Yeah, I want to see the pictures. Aiden's still here, right? Yes, she is. Yeah, I'm here. She's, you know, what see the pictures. Aiden's still here, right? Yes, she is.

Yeah, I'm here. She's, you know, what do you think, Aiden? You should go as she's... Out of the horrifying. Stopped. I'm different now. Uh-huh, yeah. Well, didn't they sound like they're having fun though?

It's like acid. You know what? You know what? As a libertarian, good for them. I'm different now from having heard that. I can't expunge that from my existence, but good for them. Which part, the guy with the pierced penis

shooting two com shots on two furries? Can we not relive it? But okay. I love that she's this uncomfortable. I know, I can't believe it. I wouldn't ask it. I'm weirdo bisexual freak, but I don't have, I'm just kind of, I'm actually kind of an army. Yikes. How bisexual? I like women and men. That's actually 21. I mostly exclusively dated women. Really? What have you found to be the differences when dating men versus dating women? Oh my god, okay.

Oh no, this question. Oh, okay. The big reason why I don't like to date women is because I am extremely autistic. And I mean, that both literally and metaphorically. I'm very, very into numbers and quantitative stuff. I don't like fiddlings and emotions and things like that. It's very hard for me to understand. And let's do. Yeah, well, okay, we all get it, right?

That's the problem with women. Is that, like, oh, let's go hang it. Let's go to the bathroom together. Uh-huh, we're gonna go. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, what are you dating a woman? Do you go to the bathroom together on date? I hate it! I hate it!

They're like, let's go look at the bathroom together. I'm like, I don't want to. And you're both on the same. I'm like, you're both dating each other and you're going to the bathroom together. I'm like, I don't want to. And you're both on the same. You're both dating each other and you're going to the bathroom together. That seems a little... I don't even know what, I don't get it.

See, I don't get it. That was the biggest problem with dating girls is that I couldn't understand like what the dynamic was supposed to be. And I don't understand it. I don't get it. Does it make sense in my head? I don't understand what I'm supposed to do

Mostly with girls. I was in high school So it's it's a totally different dynamic when you're younger or an early college You know, so you don't quite get like what you're supposed to do with girls like that. I guess um, and I think that my major problem is that I couldn't I would have to find like another woman who was also Super autistic and that's not going to be us and it's going to happen. So with men do you, do you like men because maybe they want their own time? Some of the time where it's like I need to go be by myself and you're, yeah, I want to go play video games and not deal with you. You're more comfortable with that than all my talking about stuff all the time and being together all the time.

Yodi says, I want to play my video game. You can play your video game. Yeah, and that's fine. That doesn't mean that I'm not into you. Yeah, I was already not into you. I don't need any signals. Yod he says he filled four guys balls with saline at the con and one girl. I don't know. You could feel girls' tits too with saline. What? Yeah. I don't know.

You can do that without the bags. I don't think you're supposed to, but I mean, you know, you can. You can just wow. Because it's saline. So just saltwatered. It's old. It's old. It's old. I'll absorb again. All's all to absorb again, but all right.

What is that? What is going on with that Sam Hyde looking grossed out? All right, Aiden, I'm gonna, we're gonna watch some videos. It's a two bull shit. Thank you for calling in. Thank you for calling in the first. Have fun guys.

Yeah, go, go, go, go lay down and maybe take some drama meeting or something for nausea. Go cleanse your palate. Yeah, I might have to take some anti-nauseum medication. Have fun guys, bye bye. See you, bye, bye. I think I dropped people into green room

and then they're fixed. Okay, oh. Would you like to watch that poly thing? Yeah, I've got the poly video. I would like a diet coke and a piss first. Okay, I'm gonna drive a diet coke to yeah. Yeah. I mean what's like yeah you got me to keep this running. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey does anybody have that destiny? Oh yeah. Dami pesos too. Who's he fighting with in the chat?

I know he's fighting with somebody. Oh so many fights. Does anybody have that Oh, so many fights. Does anybody have that destiny video where he talks about being in guys? When in fact they do poorly. What happens to your students? When in fact they do poorly. Their interest isn't, most kids aren't saying, I'm going to work harder. It's, I can't do it.

And then they use that excuse, well, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Your teachers who touched them, figuratively speaking. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, I hope you touch them and tell them how much you love them too, but my point is.

Oh, what? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What the fuck, Biden? Oh, you idiot. Oh, God. You fucking idiot, Biden? Oh, you idiot. Oh, God. Are you fucking idiot, Biden? My point is, when you touch their hearts, what happens these days?

I'm gonna... Figuratively, oh, you don't have your phones, you guys are not. What an idiot Fuck it. Don't vote for Biden. Please just vote for whatever whatever third party candidate is closest to getting Federal funding or whatever it is. He's ever closest to 1% or 5% or whatever it is. Don't fucking vote for Biden Yes, no chance of winning no chance It's pointless. It's totally pointless. What's up? You like even wanna know, like,

Oh yeah, here I'll play it for you. You can leave it in, fucking Biden. He is lucky. Well, he puts his foot in his mouth a lot. He is lucky that his name doesn't rhyme with molester or something like that. Like if his name was a chest or a hector or something like that. Like if he's named a schester or a hector or something like that. Here we go.

What happens to your students when in fact they do poorly. Their interest isn't most kids aren't saying I'm gonna work harder. And so I can't do it there. They use that excuse. Well, yeah, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Your teachers who touched them figuratively speaking. Well, I hope you touch them and tell them how much you love them too, but my point is, why would you hope that? Why did you recognize that it was gross and weird and then disclaim it and then say something even worse?

I hope that you touched them and tell them you love them and then emotion to grab a child. Get the fuck out of here. Absolutely not. This is a fucking, this is gonna, this is the presidential candidate. This retard. He has a long history of putting his foot in his mouth.

He's such an idiot. Has he spent his whole life accidentally talking about molesting children? Or has that, or did Trump put it in his brain and incentivize his or him or something? I just remember him telling the, what was it, telling the paralyzed congressman to like stand up and take a bow?

Like what what am I thinking? What am I thinking? He was paralyzed, where he was a wheelchair bound basically, whereas he wanted to recognize him. You know, stand up. Take a, you know, take a, and then it was like, you touch. Oh, God. I hope you don't touch them, but I do hope that you touch them. Well, I really love them.

What the fuck? My point hope that you touch them. I love it. I love them. What the fuck? My point is when you touch their hearts, what happens and make it better. Jesus Christ. I like said, was vote, vote third party. If you're gonna vote for, oh wow, here's some more pictures from the furry orgy. All right.

Those are very skinny men and dogs. That's a extrabs. I get the, okay, now the poodling makes perfect sense. A good name for it. Got it, yeah. Okay, what video were we gonna watch? The polyamory video, right? Yeah.

Because you talked about it last week, right? This is a mom to be, just 20 years old, in a polyamorous, just like four dads or four. Relationship with four guys. Yeah, here we go. Oh My god. Yeah, I don't know Sean was that is that your Is that what you're thinking when you think polyamory the Sun no monster here? Oh boy. Oh, No, thank you. Boy

She felt enough. All right, here we go This is Tori. She fell in love with Travis and Ethan and Vogue. I'm sorry, I have to go through each one of them. Yeah. What is the thing? Are they asking them to pose a certain way? They ask them to pose like a tough, tough natural, tough alpha

chance. Go ahead, man. This guy who looks like Jerry Lewis crossed with a rat. The first one is Jerry Lewis, the comedian. Yeah. That big buck toothed like the comedian, the movie, the comedian. Yeah. This, here's winner, oh yeah. Winner number two. Right. He has Down syndrome, right? Yeah. Something's kind of still going on. Giving you the sassy, cock-eyed, come to their look.

Yeah. He knows more than he lets on. That's gem number two. Let's see number three. But his hairstyle says he doesn't take himself too seriously Here's Mark Bangs yeah, I kind of feel bad for him. I feel like he might have gotten himself into a situation that he doesn't know how to get out of Yeah, he's got a little bit of that. Yeah, he's not settled inside is he?

I don't see anything that's wrong with him in his eyes just Yeah, all right? Well actually and you're seeing something that he thinks maybe this is a little weird. Yeah. For the other guys my whatever it is six cents psychopath cents goes off and I think you need you need to be gotten rid of. Yeah, there's yeah, I know the other people don't see this in you, but I need to make sure you don't get fucking 50 yards around me or the people that I'm around. Uh, here we go. And Chris, therefore where relationship is working wonders for them. Well, he's a ginger, right?

So he's gonna take anything he can get. Look at these smiles. Just kidding. Yeah. Just kidding. Uh. Just kidding. Oh, I can't blow it up. It'll fuck up the video. Do they fight over who gets to, who doesn't have to sit next to her?

Or like, yeah, no one wants to. They fight on who gets to go somewhere else. And I see. So that guy who's behind the couch right now is like the lucky bastard in the room. Yeah. Well, they're reaching across each other to grab at this manatee in the pink shirt. Do you think there's a pink exact sitting at home going, God damn it.

Come on. Put an Abercrombie shirt on or something you pig. Fuck you. You're fucking shirts, it's like Coleman. Yeah. Come on. Lane Bryant. Thank you. You're fucking church, it's like Coleman. Yeah, come on. Lane Bryant, can you just, couldn't you put her in just a shirt that had no logo on it?

You fuckers, you had to let her be on camera and pink. Who the fuckin did this documentary? Why don't you ask all of us help us out a little bit? The relationship could best be described by having Toria as the hub and all of us are spokes on a giant wheel. But not everyone understands the dynamic. I was like, oh, you're kidding.

Having everyone understands the dynamic, right? Why is he wearing that hat? Is that him? I think that's what... Oh, wait, wait, that's her. Oh, shit. Oh my God, she's wearing the Maddox hat. I know I know That's why I didn't even recognize the gender

Not not not that you could recognize gender by NASA wearing a NASA again NASA. Oh come on Couldn't put her in a space extradition or something like that you bucks. Oh Great hat Ugh. Couldn't put her in a space exturter, something like that, you bugs? Oh, great hat. Right way to wear a, I always like to put my hat on the back of my head and pull it down, so it shoves the bangs into my face. Yeah.

That's how I wear my hats. How do you wear your hats? That you're joking. How will this polyrelationship cope with the further addition to the family? And so who's the father of the baby? We all are. AHHHH GUY!

We all are. A fucking weirdo! Ooh? Uhhhh... Love, don't judge, that's it. Okay. Wait, that's... I guess that's it. Wait, we don't find out.

No. I don't know that fucking... Fuck this video, I have.. Oh, that fucking sucks. That's a video. Hold on, maybe somebody has a longer video. Nobody. I hope they know. And I just wanna know who it is out of those.

I support this. That's great. That's the new normal. Sure. I mean, why would you wanna be? Mm-hmm. It's just you and that pig around all day. Just have some of your bros around. Share the response. Share the load.

Yeah. I don't have to be touching her all the time. I'm gonna sleep on my own. Yeah. Okay, it's your turn to talk about work today, with her. Yeah. I'm gonna go play video games. I'm gonna go sort my Funko. I'm gonna go dust off my Funko pops.

Oh, we're the idiots. Oh, yeah. No it's going to get worse. When sex pots come out, there's women are going to be clawing your door down just to get somebody to listen to them. It's going to be a nightmare. Okay, let me get experiences with men. Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah, you're not getting them off. And that's kind of I thought that happened the first time. But like, with the second dude that's kind of, I thought that happened the first time, but like, with the second dude that I was with, like by the time he got his hand around himself, like he already had like started coming.

It's like, okay, well, like why not just let me do this? Like, I don't understand. It's really weird. Yeah, I get what you mean. What is low though? No. Am I, am I a homophobic for thinking this is so funny? Yeah, I'll play more of it.

No, I mean, for thinking it's funny? No, no, I don't think, I don't think thinking something is funny. It's gay, it's funny to you. Yeah, yeah, I don't think that's what all this is. Like, everything makes sense now. Oh, all this polyrelationship shit. Like, you're just gay.

Hey, hey, hey, I'll play more. No, it is not a meme. I am at the very least bisexual Can I have a very nice? You know what? I got one for you. I got a big I got a question about big gay for you Okay, are you ready? I'm ready for it Actually, I'm now I'm kind of worried that I might be the odd one out here. I've noticed I think almost every guy that I've been with Why are there the balls are like inside their body? Why? What?

Like, okay. Like they have like the ball sack is down there, but then like their balls are like not in there. They're like in their body. Like every time. He's not shopping in elementary schools, is he? Now I've been with more men than I have with women. Actually, no, that's not true.

I've had balls for a long time. They're there. Yeah. I'm with more women than men, but the guys that I've experienced with, it's never been the case. If I was saying it's common, it's really weird. Like, if I'm gonna like touch somebody's balls, I wanna feel like a thing in there,

not just like a wrinkled set. I feel like it's like a, like they had ever moved or something. It's like really strange. I don't, it's not, it feels uncomfortable. No, that's, I didn't expect the conversation to go there. It's no. Yeah, I don't know, that's not a thing.

Maybe it's an exception. I'm trying to like level with you here and have a reason for that. Is he trying to front like he has experience with men, but he's only just started? That's my theory. Like he's gone on or two guys, and there was cold, or something, and there's other balls were in their body,

or something like that, because he's talking about Jack and guys off. Yeah. And then they're finishing themselves for him. So he, which is, how do you not know that that's, how do you have a dick and not know that's a thing? Right. Because as soon as you start unloading,

that thing turns into thin ice. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. You got to slow the fuck. I grabbed that wrist, like a police officer, like bitch, you're under arrest. Don't fucking move. Don't fucking move that fast. Don't move. Don't move. How does he not know that? I think there's something to, I think you're right. The lack of experience. The lack of experience. And yeah, I mean, that's, it's as good an explanation as can be had, I think. Okay, here's more. But that's not, I think, where did you meet these guys?

Just a grinder? What do you mean? Is there like a place for me guys with certain types of balls? What the fuck was that mean? I mean, what? Dude, I mean, you're bringing you there's a lot of shit out there. Right. There's a's some weird problems. That life, but I'm never, that seems a little creepy.

What's that? That life is for big like fetish. I mean, everybody's got a different fetish. What's wrong with that? Oh, wow. So they're the losers. The fact that I have never, how many guys have you been with? Not many actually, like less than 10.

Clue number two, right? Less than 10, which means a lot closer to one than 10. Yeah. Because you can't get away with saying less than five. Mm-hmm. It's like, well, why don't you just say the number? Right, yeah. Less than 10 implies that you've lost count.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. Less than 10, we'll say. well, maybe you just need to experience more over seven lettics. I'll make that a requirement. I'll be on the bus outside your bunt. I know. Yeah, I might are you hooking up in cold places? Why did I flash? I've done says listening to Destiny talk about this making me less gay. So the nine guys I don't know, I don't know, imagine if you imagine your ball sack, okay? Then take your balls out and press your ball sack up to your body and there's just like a wrinkled thing that's going to, that's what it's like.

Hmm. Why are you into my fucking lane, Caterina? You dumb bitch. Damn. I'm crushing this. I don't talk about women like that with guy friends. Yeah. Do you?

No. No. That's part of why I find it so funny. Yeah. Okay. It's all listened to more of this. He talks about sweaty men and... Yeah, is he talking about...

He tries going for his asshole and he's gonna keep them away. It's remarkable. He's in a poly... He's in a poly relationship. So his chick is banging other guys. Well, I'm in the space of banging other guys. So he's banging other guys. It makes a lot more sense now.

Right, right. Yeah. That shit's unforgettable, dude. That fucking eating point. I've seen it a few times in a poignant. I know, I've played it since a few hours, right? I'm just like really weird. Or I shouldn't say weird, I'm sorry, that's really mean to say.

I just wasn't expecting that it would be as common, I guess it seems to have been. All right, all right. I don't know, I don't want to listen to any more of this. All right, it's stupid. All right, I don't know. I don't wanna listen to any more of this. All right, it's dumb. Okay, well, let's do, so let's see, am I missing anything in the chat? There's probably like another video or something, wasn't there?

What were you talking about? There is a video we've gotta watch. Let's watch it immediately after the song. Fats miss, Carol's is out. Fats miss, stop fun. Pick it up there. Domé Pesos is very pissed off. Really?

Yes. He went on the offensive against my room records, saying that he's calling him a number of slurs and saying that he was cut. Domé Pesos is calling my room record a bunch of slurs, saying that he was cut from the album unfairly and that he was being used for publicity to promote the album. My room records has responded. Let me see if I can get in. His response is after a whole team of artists offered to write Donnie Paiso's song and produce the thing completely, he instead submits a 22nd track of him singing Monday, Matt is a pedophile over copyrighted backing

track. Apparently, do you want to hear what Dami Peso sent in, what he's so pissed on about? Yes, I do. Let's hear that. And then, then I'll listen to another Fats, Ms. Carles, and we'll wrap this show up. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Here is what Dami Peso submitted that they did not use. It was probably the call in from this show, wasn't it?

Well, when we asked him to let you be the judge of that. Okay. There's a couple people are taking his side, calling my room records a chill and a sell-out and all the other things. But I guess here's what was cut that's causing so much controversy. So you tell me, you make up your own mind. Merry Christmas. I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas. Monday, Monday is going to jail to get raped like he raped the baby. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's in definitely in top form. Months of work. Months of work on that album. Right.

Sweaty. Or exactly how long that file was. That's what he said in. Yeah. Over a backing track that is copywritten All right everybody this is the dick show Oh, I think that show patron I come slash the dick show Let's play let's play a song from Fats Miss Carol's yes, let's I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna steal it do it

I have time to ask for permission. Cuck, the Barrow Body King, I think is my favorite one. Okay, that's, yeah. I was looking at it. It's only five bucks. Weirdly, there's people on Reddit, shitting on it. Really? Yeah, just the album in general.

It's hilarious. I listened to it probably four or five times. Really? Say I got it. Fats must stop fun. Here is Cuck, the Barrow-Bodied King. Get more of Fats for such a thing. Thanks everybody.

See you next Tuesday. Weep to step herending Beings on line and mercy Files the God of dinners A bed of file So may full all the large stones rise Enjoy the triumph of your lies It's the hellish flagging screen. Christ know what so fat as he, God, we have all the angels sing, glory to this gluttedness thing. Christ by heaviest with scarred Christ the Seventh lasting Lord, Late, glow you, we hold him, a rifey off-strings,

Not his just the wise, Hail the flesh, the pile of gel, Hail the incarnate, Carnace, I'd smell it. Please, just watch with girl friends. Plow, older, Spoly, man, you're hell. God, we take good angels sing,

Fath the altar, It ain't just sing for the Pulitzer-Ordit King. Oh, that reminds me. I was on the Hardman's Working Hard Show the other day, and they told me you told them you have not listened to the Dixio album. I believe that, yes, I believe I did tell them that. And also that is factually correct. You have not listened to that album?

No. You're on the cover. I am. How did you not know that? I avoid everything. How? Let that fucking fire do what it does. How have you not?

You're not nervous? I don't it does. How have you not? Yeah, well, I mean yeah, not I mean obviously not I know how did you miss that entire month long? It was on billboard for God's sake. I know we sing it at shows We sing songs off of it. That's why I never know them you never not even to meet them You wouldn't listen to it on the plane or something or even backstage. I didn't think it would come up. How? Because I know it. So you have to understand that, Dick, I absolutely suck.

I mean, you couldn't lie to them? Yeah, no, because I'm afraid they would ask. Well, ask what? Anything about it. It's music. How could you not bullshit music? Did you listen to our album? Yeah, it was great. Loved it. Well, it didn't happen. I loved the track. I think I probably, I think I might have volunteered that information. So embarrassing. They told me when I was on the show, I was like, you're kidding me. No, that's, that's pretty, that's pretty poor

for the course for me though. Well, are gonna listen to it? You haven't listened to it since then? Since telling them to their face. I don't know, I figure what's the point. It's great. I'll listen to it. I don't understand how I'll listen to it before next week. That's a new love for you. Well, that's a lack of engagement.

Yeah, it is, isn't it? With live. Yeah. Did you download it? No, I don't have it. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Send me a link. How did I miss? It's just sending, I mean, I don't know. I don't know, a whole list, we had a launch party. I listened to it live. I don't know how to hold a whole list. We had a launch party. I listened to it live. I don't know what I was doing. Oh. You don't remember when we were driving around in Portland?

We were listening to all those songs that was from the album that had just come out. All right, yeah, I mean, I remember some of that. If you didn't think like, I'm gonna give that a listen, I'm gonna give the rest of that album a listen. I probably made a little note and, you know, that's all, yeah, yeah, I should listen. I should grab the whole thing.

Don't you drive to work every day? Yeah, it's very, very silent. Very short. No, I was short. I usually have the radio on. Oh, so you listen to other people's music. Sometimes, yeah. So they were right.

I thought you were fucking with them. No. Jesus Christ. All right. You're back were fucking with them. No. Jesus Christ. All right. Your back's a not being co-host. Ha ha ha ha. Good. You have to vote it.

All right, I will listen to it. Here is, let me find this guy's video. But seriously, send me a link. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Sean, that's the worst thing. Um, okay, what am I looking for here? That's one of the worst things I've ever heard. Yeah. I mean, it's in the running.

Yeah. Here is. He says he's got his name on his channel as BAN-JANKSED ORICAL. I don't want to cross docs people. So I guess we'll go with that. But he animated when I talked about Ruth Beda Ginsburg dying. Oh my god. I see. Yeah. He fucking animated. It's incredible. So everybody who's listening is just gonna hear the audio, but everybody who's watching can see it. Lacey was in that day. Play it right now. Is that thing?

Hey. Hey. Hey. I hope I am afraid that she dies right before the election. So that more people will be motivated to vote, you know, no more liberals will get out to vote. In a perfect world, she would die seconds after Trump wins his second term. I mean, like, just alive enough to seat on the news. And that kills her. Yeah. And then like an orderly, she'd be there with her family, right?

Or whoever she's got, I don't know, it's just you have a family. She'd be there with a bunch of horses. Holding their hooves and stuff and like an orderly, a young black orderly takes off. This is my fantasy. He comes to order. He takes off his mega hat and he puts it in his locker, and puts on his orderly uniform, and he's checking the results,

and they've got her all sequestered in her rooms. Like, oh, they don't want a shocker. And everybody, she's not dead. She's not dead, and then he goes in there, and he just flicks on the TV to Fox Fox and like, oh, Trump is elected president. Again, again, and then Trump looks right at the camera and goes, fuck you, Ruthford, again. You see flatlines right there.

He's just like the guy just like, yeah, boom. He's selfie-z-shit, right? Oh, that's right. That's my being a general. And then I, until he gets elected again. He's very detailed, right. Oh, that's my being a general. I until he gets elected again. He's a very detailed fantasy. So detailed. Oh, that was fucking hilarious.

That's cool. Yeah, that was great. Oh, you watch that though. You know, it's on right now. I should have made you come sit and listen to it with me then. What? Yeah, fuck me. I'll do that.

Fuck me. I really blew it. Sorry guys. Fucking pint glasses. Can't get me to listen to the record. Oh dude, I had just forgotten about those. I have not been able to stop thinking about it for a day straight. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday. Ha.

I'm gonna get fat again. Fuck it. Oh, please no. What the fuck does that's a mean please no yeah she was in the running for co-hosted and jay said that drony from a week out of it you know how i

movies and TV shows they show you know the typical way of uh... teenagers and kind of college kid at huddy jerks out they have body lotion and they have tissue paper. I don't know who is the supposed to represent because have you tried to put body body fucking body cream on your dick to try to drink off your dick doesn't flange. There's so many chemicals in there, your dick is not going to react properly to that. The first step, the second step,

who the fuck is cleaning up with just one little tissue paper? I've never understood this. Destroy it. Even before I could come, I had way more scenes to be able to pick up which is one little lead of fucking paper. I don't understand that shit. Dude, I need to use like a fucking t-shirt. Like a nice medium sized t-shirt. You know what I mean? Not small, because that feels weird.

You're guilty. There's 100% quality. The floor is really well, and you can just sweep up the entire fucking place. Who the fuck is coming in such small amounts that they want to use one little t-shirt paper to clean up up options? So I don't fucking get it. I don't understand this. Alright, they both fuck yourself. That's what I want to see on TV. Tissues. Get it nice towel. Yeah. Statties towels up to the ceiling over here. Yeah. Gift bag for

your man. There you go. Bath and body works, except just towels, jerk off towels. Yeah, that's dangerous to kids. To, right, well, it's improper precautions. Talking about jerking off with Vaseline, body lotion, stuff like that. Yeah, that's very dangerous. I did that when I was a kid. Yeah. Just then you're done, You learn a very important lesson.

Oh, there's a cleanup element to this right to start thinking of right. And then you spend the rest of your life trying to do that. Uh-huh. Hey, Dick, it's Tommy Tufy here. I got a holiday rage for you. So my boss approaches us. He pulls us all up for meeting, has a solid span there and he's like, yo, you guys have been doing great job lately that, you know, because Christians is coming in the middle of a week on a Wednesday, it's kind of weird. Well, we're going to let you guys have a day off, you know, before or after Christmas. I'm like, oh cool, that's nice. But I'm not gonna say a day off.

Oh, okay, well fuck me then. And then he follows up and he says, not a paid day off. Okay, well fuck me then. And then any follows up and says. Not a paid day off. So you know, you guys can take that day off, do things with your family and blah, blah, blah. And then you can come in on the weekend and wake you make up for the walk out from the holiday. What the hell is that?

And we all sit there like, Day off. We looked at him. No, no cheering came from us, no clapping. We just looked at him like, what the fuck what the fucking talking about that's not what a weekend is for that's not what holiday therefore holidays are already fucking bullshit work that men don't want to fucking do what you think i want to come in on a weekend to fucking work for you so i think it so

our choices are to work the entire week excluding christmas and have the weekend off, or take the day off that should have been a paid holiday, and work on the weekends to make up the hours for Christmas and this fucking day off. What the fuck? This makes no goddamn sense. Anyway, this fucking retarded, and I'm definitely not coming into work if the management does bother to come into fucking work on a Saturday or Sunday.

Fuck them. Anyway, head to Saturday or Sunday, fuck them. Anyway, head to the holidays and go fuck yourself. What a nice deal. Hey, you guys don't have to come in either, pick either the day before or the day after. But I would assume he is getting paid on Christmas. Nobody's coming on Christmas, but I would think you'd be getting paid for that. Why? Why? Why if he's hourly? Hmm. When she just get your eight hours, if you're hourly? No, not if you're not full time.

You don't get paid for that. Yeah, I guess. I think when I was working in, when I was working, no, when I was working hourly, like way back in the day, I think no, they would credit like for paid holidays, they would credit you a full day. I remember that, they would credit, like for paid holidays, they would credit you a full day. I remember that.

Oh, I didn't fucking get that. Yeah, I got that. Hey, Dick, what's better or worse, is that beating your wife, but never cheating on her or loving your wife, but cheating on her all over the fucking place? What's worse? Beating your wife, is that what you say?

I think I thought he said beating it first too. I think he's just cheating on your wife. Loving it, let's just... No, no, no, no, first of all, I thought beating your wife but never cheating. Okay, what's better or worse, is that beating your wife but never cheating on her? Hating or loving your wife but cheating on her

all over the fucking place? Is that a confession? I don't know. What's worse, hating your wife, hating your wife and cheating on her? No, and never cheating on her. And never cheating on her? Or loving your wife and cheating on her?

Well, the first one would be the worst of both. What kind of question is that? Hating your next voice mail. Yeah. The question is hating your wife, but cheating on her and loving your wife and not cheating on her. Now I got to think about that. Hmm. New girl, loving wife, but conflicted, very conflicted. Yeah, I mean, that's the age old question. Nobody's ever wanted to hate their wife and not she. And the first one's like, why? Yeah.

Uh. Hey, Dick, this is what makes me fucking rage. Let me tell you about Queen. That's right, Queen. What is a Queen? A Queen is someone from Quebec. We live pretty close to the Canadian border, so we get a lot of Queen coming down during this time of year to like ski and do tourist ships. Quees, quees are the worst fucking drivers you could ever fucking imagine. Hey, this is going fucking 25 miles below the speed limit on the energy. It's a quees. Guests who don't know how to do a fucking traffic circle.

Quees. You can fucking guess it. Fucking Queens. Fuck Queens and fucking Canada. Well, the third one. Have you ever encountered a quib? Sean. I mean, I have spoken, yes, not on the road, I wouldn't say, but you've dealt with a quib.

Oh, sure. In your daily life? Sure. What was your takeaway from it? Um, no, no takeaway. I mean, take a little quiby. You know, funny accent. That's, you know, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little What makes me a rage is boomer gun guys flexing like their heart. They're completely out of shape.

Two on man. They're good, you know, 250 pounds. And they're styling like, and they're going to win any altercation with anyone at any time. When the reality is, the only altercation they would ever wait is the some guy announced that he was going to rob him from 50 yards away then started running at it. It's right. It's crazy.

I'm gonna take my fucking booger picker and pick you off it's like they do it. Yeah, yeah, standing to say you just there's nothing you're gonna do and we're at a fucking done right. What are you talking about? It happens to they they all scratch like they've got the biggest sticks and they've won 50 UFC fights. It's ridiculous. They're used to winning at life and I hate every other person who shoots God. They're fat as shit.

It's all like these goddamn idiot boomers. I calculated it. Don, I love you. Love you guys. You are pretty hard. That's funny. Dig my gun. You coming me.

Oh, would you blow your rape whistle? Then get that thing out too. Put your hands. Put your car keys in your hand. Yeah. Yeah, come at me. I have a gun. Have you come at if somebody came at me, I would shoot them.

Uh, get your car keys out. Is it illegal to do that in Virginia? Put your car keys in. Is that that's teaching a civil disobedient defensive act with malicious intent? Big fair big fat guys Yeah talking about self-defeat again there fucking oh prove it tight-ass T-shirts with a big like you ever say to tucked in T-shirts Huge guts like hanging over their belt, but it's like skin tight. It's like fucking aquaman with a hanging over their belt, but it's like skin tight. It's like fucking aquaman with a nine months pregnant.

Tucking in a t-shirt. What the fuck is this? Did they have to decide one day to start tucking in the t-shirt? There has to have been a day in their life where they said, you know what, I'm tired of looking like this. I'm gonna tuck this t-shirt in. Fucking Jeff, bro, you got a class this place up. I mean, yeah.

I want that moment. I want every moment in a fat guy's life where he decided to tuck in the t-shirt, just a montage. Yeah. Tuck in it into it. Very good. All right, let me see if I missed anything. There was somebody that was going to call in today who said he had three balls. Yeah. So then I said, oh, wow, three balls. Like, how are you going to do got doctors prove for something like that. And so now people are telling me it's not three balls, but I know it's a ball. I know what it feels like when it drops.

And then 10 minutes later I get, I just did a test where you shine a flashlight through and it turns out it's a cyst. And so you've been, you just now, that's like life shattering, right? Yeah, I mean, when your whole life thinking you got three testicles. And you never tried to figure it out sooner.

I tried to figure it out. Well, go get it removed. Uh, yeah, we're God's sake. All right, see everybody on that note. See ya. See ya!