The Dick Show - Episode 189 - Dick on Whang!

Episode Date: January 14, 2020

Justin Whang is in studio, the infamous "C*m Jar", Crippled Jesus Gets Laid, Trump gets away with it, finding Iran on a map, aid for Australia, Maddox demonstrates how not mad he is, mooncult ends Biden's presidential run, Kiwi Chris writes a song, parents getting in the way of video games, using your girlfriend as a secretary, porn rage, a ghost HR complaint, black knights, Vox Day, and Mint gets an apology; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Yeah! Welcome to Dick! You want Dicky, you need get a, it's a show! Where everything's a contest, come to you live from Mount Bucket Deep in the heart of the city of Villagre. My host Dick Maschan, AKA the $20 million man voted America's worst Mexican.

49, we know, 39 wings running. Joining me is always his world touring LA-based comedian, Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. Good morning. Good morning. How are you today? Fucking bad. Yeah. Fucking bad. I can. How are you today? Fucking bad. Yeah.

Fucking bad. I can tell. Can you really? Is it obvious? Well, Pacifico. Is it the way that I'm gripping this Pacifico is though I'm stuck in a stormy seas and it's gonna keep me from flying over the side?

Yeah. Gripping it like the proud boys beat off their cocks and that's why they have special rules about masturbating like that. Oh. Like a life raft. Oh, I wanted to have. All I wanted to do was go to bed last night, but I was so, so tired.

I have not been able to get back on America time after going to Japan. I'm up until five, six every day, just scrolling mindlessly. I've read all the judge, judge, read comics again. Fablin Slayer, I read them all again. I've read all the judge, judge, read comics again. Fablin Slayer, I read them all again. I've read all of Reddit repeatedly. I cannot get back on this time. All I wanted to do last night was go to bed,

but income's world famous rock star just in Wang. Oh. Yeah, filling up our Airbnb. I'm waiting for the fucking fine that we may or may not get. Because here's the thing, this Airbnb, so pretty Airbnb. I'm waiting for the fucking fine that we may or may not get. Cause here's the thing, this Airbnb, so pretty much we're in town for the week to record something.

So we're like, we'll have like friends out here. So like, let's just like invite the people we know, have a get together at the Airbnb cause this one actually does allow guests, but technically no parties. And I feel like it became a party. And the last time that happened, we got like a, a few hundred dollar fine.

It was one of those VidCon parties actually we wanted them to find for. It is, it's like living in, I mean, it's like having parents again. These Airbnb setups that, yeah. Let me go ahead. Let me go ahead.

So Justin, everybody, Justin Wang, internet historian, rock star, not to be found, not to be confused with actual internet historian right because like people like that happens a hint a is a internet historian and and but not the one uh famous for the cum jar yeah yeah the jar the cum box can you give a brief explanation of what these cum things are so pretty much the original one that I made the video, I didn't make the cum jar, by the way.

It's kind of become like a thing where like, Sean, you're curious. I see the basic curiosity on you. So that's a key, he's a very specialized historian. Yeah. It's like unrelated. Yeah.

Those are just like the big vivacious stories that people like that will like, we'll keep with them in their memories forever. Well, it's fascinating because it's one of those things that anybody could do yeah if someone did it I mean yeah I mean some people are bigger comers than others but this guy like so the first one and once again not me despite some people starting to think that I am the guy who came in the jar because yeah my face you are yeah I mean maybe like in the jar because my view of it. Yeah, I mean, maybe like, not only think of it, I probably am eventually going to have

to create my own come art effect to bring this all full circle. Full circle. But it's holding off. Yeah, but pretty much like it doesn't. He doesn't want to commit. It's like you suck one cock and you're forever the cock sucker.

Oh, speaking of sucking cock, Maddox is Maddox is got Maddox owned. Maddox just started for that. I'm sorry for that. That's the way. Let me see if I can read this. So, Kate's, Maynick, I don't know what she goes by.

One of the artists who does a ton of awesome stuff for this show, once drew a picture of Maddox with two big, hard dicks right in his face. No, go ahead. Like a buccacchi. Let me see if I can pull this up just for you guys. No, that's mint salad. Riley and mint salad are in studio too.

Mint's nice to see you're not in prison. Did everything work out with your parents? Yeah, it did. They did. They were just basically begging. They apologized and then was like, oh guilt tripping essentially. Oh, but they did apologize. So that's right here.

There was anger, denial. Denial. They're not an acceptance yet, but they're getting to bargaining right now. Oh, let's hope God softens their heart. Okay, here it is. Here is the thing that Kate drew. This you can see is Maddox with the best cuck

in the universe crown. He's looking quite bald, like a light bulb, like mega-mind except without the mind part. And you can see there's two big cocks in his face, ejaculating on his face. You see that, Sean? It's a little cropped. The whole one has his mouth open as though he's,

not as though he's eager for it, but as though he's risen to feet. He's resigned to his feet. Yeah. It's a face that tells a lot. It does. So he, for some reason, he tweeted this out. He tweeted this on picture of him getting nuts busted

in his face. Please do not draw gay porn. Is he just conditioned? That's how he tells the insides to not do something. He's like in an abusive relationship. Yeah. Just defending the abuser. I'll show you.

I don't care if there's dicks in my face. He says, Maddick says, so that he tweeted this to his 25,000 followers. It's 25,000 in shrinking. Yeah. So the stalker, he says. So the stalker who drew gay erotic fanfic of me, at first of all, that's not necessarily gay, just because there's a bunch of dicks

ejaculating in your face. Maybe it was happening to walk in their way. Yeah. Like we don't know the story leading up to this picture. Yeah. I mean, he opened the wrong bedroom door at a party. Everyone in prison who asked, fuck, see, that's not about being gay, right? That's about power.

Yeah. I'm dominant. That's what they show him's boss. He's so, he's so close-minded. Everything's either gay or straight with that. So the stalker, the stalker who drew gay, erotic fanfic of me, was that translated? So the stalker who drew gay, erotic fanfic of me,

is that like ESL? To own me. Oh, it's the whole I see. I see, it's a true gay, erotic fan, first of all, it's just a picture of you with Dixon, you know, it's not gay, erotic fanfic of me. To own me. Right, deleted the post because it didn't get the wanted reaction.

Oh, I think it got it. Right. So here it is. You wanted me to tweet it out and I did. Here you go, dipshit. Be proud of it. You nailed it. It's the Cartman putting butter's dick in his mouth.

Yeah. Right? Oh, He's so gay. Oh, you drew pictures of me with dicks all over and great, a wonderful drawing. A very life like objectively an amazing piece of art. Yeah, look at that. Oh my God. Even the man, it's hard to draw a com too, Justin. You know, it's a foremost expert on this.

Yeah, that's difficult to draw. Yeah, you gotta make it look like a believable, like a where there's original. You have to make it look not like come. Yeah. Because come real come, I mean, if you blow that out, you're going to porn, man. That's, look at this thing, you get,

that's a big time slime. So you wanted me to tweet it out and I did, here you go, dipshit, be proud of it. Yeah. Here's the next tweet is, this is one of many psychotic pieces made by, and he says her Instagram, her Twitter. She only deleted this one because apparently the other piece is that she spent making while obsessing over me for hours are a totally normal thing.

Isn't this the same guy who draws come on like the Oscars? Like he takes screenshots of the Oscars and draws come and dicks on it. This is the guy who obsessively sits at his computer blocking fans and shit and and cleaning up his Twitter feed and all that. I mean, I got a lot of assessing over things. So I guess if you don't want Maddox to, I guess if you don't want him to retweet any gay erotic fanfics, you draw of him, he will do it despite you. If you don't want him to retweet any pictures you draw of him with Dix all over his face,

be put, this is your notice that he will absolutely tweet them. So, so be prepared for that. Be prepared for what might come back at you. Fucking ass. Oh, God. Um, that means he saved it since it was deleted. That means he saved it in advance. Yeah.

For no reason. Although sometimes I've noticed on Twitter, that's something will be deleted, but you can still it'll be it just freshly deleted. Oh, my God. So it'll still display it. Okay. But no, it's very possible.

He is just like gathering display it. Okay. But no, it's very possible. He is just like gathering the files again for lawsuit two point lawsuit two point out. Okay, Justin, please continue with I'm sorry, I just dragged it with the com the com the com. So the my little pony cum jar was basically there's this guy on fortune who he was calling it the My Little Pony Come Jar project, the very grand theos name for it. And basically the Manhattan project. Yeah. I got to know how my little pony comes into it. I mean, it's always either My Little Pony or Sonic, one or the other.

Like those are the two. Any kind of parafilia that exists, that will be where it finds its peak. But so he starts filling up the jar with, he has a rainbow dash action figure inside the jar, which is one of the ponies, of course. And little by little, he's filling it up with his own come, taking months of time. And then one day, he has a little disaster where he accidentally left his jar on a radiator and burnt it overnight. And you can kind of like see like you can see like the layers in the jar.

There's like a line like it's radiation. Yeah, there's a striation exactly. Striations like the grand canyon how you can go back in time. Yeah, four, four billion years ago, the geological record of this guy's fucking come. So you got like the brown striation of weird people. I'm gonna give this be difficult. It wasn't bad enough. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, continue. Just like someone had come in it probably. Son, like this, what this leads to is like first he posts like the acts that happened, and then actually after I made the first video, he found the video and he contacted me, saying, oh, like he has like an update to it. He links me to his YouTube channel. Okay. And to an un links me to his YouTube channel. Okay.

To an unlisted video on his YouTube channel. And now, the main YouTube channel, it's all videos about watches and clocks and shit. Okay. That's just a regular YouTube video about that shit. All right. And then you look at the video that he linked me. And it's him basically transferring the cum

from the burnt jar into a fresh jar. And he also has like a little like you know, those lotion bottles. I'm seriously going to fucking boy. I'm serious. Like this whole thing start. It was just some guys. You have my little pony. Have you collect his come?

Yeah. Some of my little pony in the 80s. No, the new one will make you want to collect your come. Really? Yeah. You watch you watch one episode and all of a sudden You're looking for a jar to that's where it goes. You're like, oh, yeah Is here to come collector? Yeah, I'm watching episode of my little pony

I I guess hard to explain to keep my Neces and nephews away from that cartoon only adult men Okay, only 30 year old man. I can't eat some for some reason it will just make you want to bottle your come up You don't want to get rid of it. Okay. Sorry. So back to transferring the burnt come in the non burnt come jar. Yeah.

So he had like one of those little lotion bottles actually there like were two figures, but there's like the main figure that was in the bigger jar. So were they both rainbow dash? Yeah. She's like the whole dash. Yeah. So he's coming on the ponies. They're sitting in jars. Yeah, I mean, I guess like

He's a burning supporter He I guess he would have to like kind of like angle it I'm not I'm trying to like picture the logistics When you're at your parents for Christmas and you're trying to jerk off in the toilet And you cut up like angle it down. Yeah, you know You gotta like do like that we you gotta like do like the centaur kind of like motion or the tripod Yeah, you're leaning against trying not to rattle moms nice bathroom decorations That's how you invent the flux capacitor

That's how documented it. He was filling up his my little pony, Carm Jarre. That's it. Yeah, okay, wait, what was next? Oh yes, the guy, he has his lotion bottle. He uncaps it, puts it in the main jar, and then there's the older one. You can hear in the video, when he uncaps the old one, he starts gasping for hair.

Like, you can hear in his breathing, how much that thing was fucking stink. He's like, fermented. Yeah. Like, it's a, the heads who have been in there, like, at least, probably close to a year, partially fucking burnt.

He's making sir stroming in there. Oh, yeah. I don't know, it's just, my mouth is watering. Yeah. I mean, from the opposite sir strobing in there. I don't know. It's just my mouth is watering. I mean from the opposite From the opposite reason. Yeah, it's um, and it's all like partially brown. I'm like a crembroulet. Yeah, it looks like What the why are we talking about this? That's what he that's what he's what I bring. He's what he's here for. Yeah, talk about He's what I bring. That's what he's here for? Yeah, talk about this.

I can't get a cum box. Okay, but yeah, to give a cum box. You gotta go. Okay, so then the cum box. Yeah, what was that? All the cum box was just, there is a guy in reddit. And this is, this is a cum box. There's a cum to you too.

Somebody made an acrylic shell and they filled it with cum and that's a guitar that they have. Well, a lot of people just think that like a guitar is just an extension of your dick anyway. It is, yeah. Okay, wait, what's the cum box? There it just has to be some kind of like compulsion that some people have that's like they need to keep on coming on the same thing because there's a lot of these. I'm a Goliath of the cum artifacts.

So you got the cum box, the cum hat, the cum boxers, the cum mouse. Tell me you wouldn't go to this museum. The logs underneath the CUM box. Okay, candy. I mean that I can honestly see people like going to the com museum yeah yeah I I had to track these fucking And then you'll guess one out and they just collect it like you know over time But essentially the com box was one of the OG com Artifacts. And it started in this Reddit thread. It was dating back to 2014.

This is the oldest, we have in the archives. But the box would be the worst way to keep it though. Like a cardboard box. Yeah, it was a shoe box. But the thread on Reddit was, what is your darkest secret that if it got out, could ruin your life? So this guy responds, he had about how his friend died and when he went to his apartment, he took the money out of his wallet.

I want to also my come box. And then people are like, wait, what do you mean also my come box? And he explains that like one time he like came in this shoe box, just like he just happened to like be jerking off and it's like, okay this shoe box, just like he just happened to like be jerking off and it's like, okay, shoe box, I came on it. But then he kept on going back to the shoe box for years and years and years. And it's come in the shoe box.

Yeah, it just became his like designated cum spot. It's like a marriage. Yeah. And he actually he burnt it too. There's a picture of it where it's all you have burnt to see. Hey, maybe it goes hand in hand with, you know, pyromaniac. I guess so, yeah. Coming something that's gotta be burnt.

And his was growing mold. I guess because it was like not sealed. Yeah, kept under his bed in a damn place. Moist with come for years. He ever felt like you wanted to. Again, what the fuck are we talking about? I just come stories from the, this is what Justin does on the internet.

He gives tales of internet lore. And most of them involve coming in things and on things. Actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah, that's why you don't go on the internet, right? So Justin is out here. Now, those kind of channels. To record a couple songs with his band. Oh, these guys are some real,

these guys are some rough characters. Is that right? These New York guys. Yeah. I feel like wherever we go, we just kind of bring like that fucking New York party with us. Yeah, they don't smile for no one.

That's not true. That's not true. I'm just kidding. It's, you know, they're New York guys. They're very serious. New York, they're always going, I'm walking here, over here to each other, bumping around, bumping each other.

That's become like my favorite shit. Whenever I'm out in Brooklyn, there will always be at least like one drunk tourist that like almost gets hit by a fucking car and does it. Yeah. And it's like, that's like the authentic New York experience that they came there for. To just to say, I'm walking.

My sister did that when we went there. Yeah, of course. She was like, that night that was her night. Yeah. And then she's like, Oh, look at her. Is that from Born on the Fourth of July? Um, it was.

Is that from Taxi Driver? Oh, was it first here? I thought, I was, Oh, what's this fucking name? It was Rain Man, I think, that said that line, no. Rain Man. So it wasn't in Rainman. No, that's what I mean. Born on the fourth of July, it was Tom Cruise. He's in a wheelchair, right? Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I'm just guessing. It should have been taxi driver. I can't remember the name of Rainman, though. That's what I'm trying to think. Dustin Cruz, no,

off man. I think it was Dustin Hoffman that said the line. Oh, really? I thought, I think I thought he was talking about Tom Cruise, the other guy in Rainman. You bring up the Airbnb's though, but the Airbnb is a system designed to see how poorly we can treat each other behind closed doors. It's just proving the experiment that as long as they don't, someone doesn't have to talk to you, they will treat you like absolute trash. The rules put in place for, they will give you a house that has beer pong tables all over it and that's where the furniture consists of kegs and they will look at you with a straight face and say, no parties.

Just so you understand, you're not allowed to have any parties here. You wouldn't believe like what the fucking happened at VidCon. Like the house that we part out wasn't the house that like this happened that like that place was like totally cool with everything that went on there. Yeah, but the one I stayed at it was me, Wavy Webster, BG Cumbi, a bunch of people. So the first time, BG Cumbi, yeah, he's he has nothing to do with. He comes. He comes on Cumbi's. Yeah, I'm sure he does come along. He seems like the kind of guy who like, you know, gets a good comment every now and then

but, uh, Cumbi and Ian is so. The bad Cumb could really wreck your day. Yeah. Oh man. I'll do it again. I gotta start over. It was like, yeah, that's what I spend the past few hours of my life like building up to and it's like, fuck, really?

Yeah. You're gonna call right in like, fuck, really? Yeah. You get a call right in the middle, like, ah! Yeah. So this Airbnb, it starts off, it wasn't intended to be a part or anything. We just like, everyone's in town for Vidcon, so we're like, let's have a few people overall

if you're over gonna do tonight. And then it eventually led to like us calling more and more people, other people calling people and eventually it just became this was the site. This is when I'm a lusted Monday and Matt, right? This was this was a few nights before that. Yeah, this is a different Airbnb. Okay. So it was a wavy web surf was who also makes videos like I make. We were staying together and he was the one who had the Airbnb in his name. So the next night he wakes up to an email

that were getting a fine and they, they counted. I've never heard of this shit either. Like they all have fines at the ready. Really? I've never had a fine levy upon me. I mean, the cops have come out at parties I've had maybe one or two, 10 Airbnb. No, at my whole.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know where they're getting these fines. Like they have them locked down. Justin was telling me that they will produce a heat map of your noise violations. That's how I learned about it. They literally suddenly have observed a graph of the noise that was made throughout the night.

You can see it getting louder and louder as more people come in. They had, I guess it was that ring system, whatever. So they sent us videos of every person entering the Airbnb through the door. What about your vassals? I mean, there is one awesome clip we got for it. It's just like, it's me, Andrew and BG Cumbi,

like, walking to the door with cases of beer on our shoulders. And I was like, this is a good ass video. Even though, you know, we had to pay a decent, we had to pay a per person fine for every person over the limit. To whom? A per person. The Airbnb.

The Airbnb people? Yeah. This consortium. Yeah. It's kind of, yeah. I saw they recently had. Yeah. The Airbnb's.

No shit, that's like an HOA of one. Every single Airbnb. I recently saw they had software that detected if you were a psychopath or not. That's what they were rolling out in their system to check your social media history to see if you're a Machiavellian tendency psychopath. I don't know. Maybe they could release that for for other people to use to. How could it possibly be? that for other people to use too, they have this at Accuracy. How could it possibly be? Right.

People have been trying to, yeah. Now we'll figure out a way around it. Don't worry about that. I feel like the couple have like an accurate autism test before that. Cause I feel there's something like people online are obsessed with figuring out. Coming in the same place over and over again,

would be one of number one bullet point. You might be autistic if you've just in a shoe box for the past seven years. Which one of these do you want to come in? And this is a woman and then a box with a my little pomade and a tank. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's a tough choice. Yeah.

Okay. What were you saying, Justin, about the fines or something like that? Oh, yeah, the fines. I honestly, I think some Airbnb's, like this, to me, it seemed very obvious that there was a, this was an entire complex of just Airbnb's instead of regular apartment units. Right. And it's like, it's right by the convention center and shit's on, thinking, it just

seems ready. It's just, it's a record living in a, living in a situation where you are constantly monitoring your noise and bullshit and every fucking, every Airbnb obvious party house is set up in the same way. Like the Vegas guys were, it was constant. Oh, the neighbors have a big problem. Like, man, I have never seen so much care put into neighbors of these giant Airbnb party house. Yeah. So you're going, like you're walking on eggshells the entire time you be, what the fuck much care put into neighbors of these giant Airbnb party houses. Yeah. Yeah. So you're going like you're walking on eggshells,

the entire time you be, what the fuck are you paying for then? Right. Why do they care? Yeah. What is the, like what could possibly be the problem of pissing off a neighbor or the neighbors? Why the fuck are they even living so close to the convention center in the first place? And who else ever rents this house? Yeah, there's a big cult. They're voting them in there, wanted a time, praying in the morning, and then being quiet for the rest of the day.

Yeah, something that's always confused me, like will, will fully living by place that you know, or if you don't want to be around a lot of noise, just going to the noisy place. Like this happens in New York so much where it's like, you'll have someone that will move to like the low residers, some shit, which is like a pretty busy area and lots of like bar hopping and shit like that.

And then people will move there and then complain about the noise and it's like, where did you think you were moving to? Yeah, you shouldn't be in New York. You can live, if you don't want to live in New York, you can go someplace a lot less expensive and be happier. How's it been out here? Have anyone, has anyone hit you up on Twitter?

Like, hey, let's hang out. Let me get girls like, hey, hey, hey, what's up, man? I mean, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know about that. Yeah, I don't like to talk about that. That's, yeah, that's the end shot. Yeah, only a big star. It's a big rock star.

Look at him, he's buff too. He's like a science. He's got king. As long as you got me framed up from here up, I look buff. I do. I see the fuck he got. It's a nipple. I had to adjust it.

Yeah. When the news girls are here, it's belly button in above. But when men are here, it's nipple in above. Yeah. As a courtesy. You know how it works. As a courtesy to you. Yeah.

Okay. I got my first thought you're looking fat comment yesterday. So I'm like, ah, fuck. I got to do something about this. No. I got my first though you're looking fat comment yesterday. So I'm like, ah, fuck, I gotta do something about this. No. I weighed 192 yesterday. Damn. Oh man, I'm gonna get sick more often. Was that what happened? Yeah, I came back from Japan and got a some kind of illness or sickness and holy shit, I'm just riding that anorexia. I'm a friend of Anna.

I'm riding that into skininess. It's been fucking great. I'm gonna hit 185. Get yourself a tapeworm. Oh yeah? Is that how you do it? No. That's how you do it? That's not how I do it. Testosterone, HGH and tapeworms.

Yeah. You see my head getting bigger? You got a big mussely tapeworm inside. I gotta say, I did have a good empty stomach puke the other day. And the next day, I'm feeling like, hey, I'm kind of like fit now. Yeah. I did an eetle. And I threw day I'm feeling like, hey, I'm kind of like fit now. Yeah. Cause I like, I didn't eat all the junk. And I threw up.

It worked too much. Thanks to this show, I know what all food tastes like going the other way. I know. Yeah, believe it. Cause I have thrown up so many times on Sunday morning, made myself do it. I know what coffee tastes like. I know what a nice expensive steak tastes like tonight. Dodger's opening day.

I know what peanuts tastes like. I know what I say e-bolls tastes like going the other way I know what every beer tastes like going the other way. Uh-huh. All thanks to this show. Yeah, it's a good feeling right people knock it too much Okay, like you still avoid puking on purpose, but like now I'm like oh I saved my thing. Yeah, you feel better Yeah, you feel better immediately cats like know what don't. And they do the same thing. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Um, okay, let me, let me see what I actually have here. Yeah, I watched a women playing a game of pool last night.

Sean, really? Never really sit down and watch a pair of women play a game of pool. I have seen it. Wow, they're working with geometry from another universe. Huh. Balls going, I mean, I, we're, I'm trying to call what side of the table that they're going to end up on. Yeah. A rule, they're playing with a rule set designed for children, professional pool players. Uh, no, no, just regular professional women. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I thought you were like actually watching a no, no, no,

this is only for my personal interest. I see. This is when you're out last year. I'm going to out last night at a pool hall watching a pair of women play a game of pool. I don't think they could hit. I don't think they could make two balls hit one another. I don't think they could hit the ball that they're playing with. I don't think they could hit for a million dollars. I don't think they could hit it ball that they're playing with. I don't think they could hit for a million dollars. I don't think they could hit it into the other ball. They're going back and forth. They're taking about 10 minutes to line up a shot that they have absolutely no chance of making.

Yeah, well, using protractors and surveying equipment like they're laying a freeway. Like you. Yeah. If I lay it over the top of this ball. Itch out. I've never seen anything like these two little Latina chicks going back and forth missing by a mile on one eight on you on only the eight ball going back and forth. They had somehow I guess by sheer luck clear the rest of sink the other balls each time ball and hand scratch playing

by children's rules where they're going you know only if they only if they pocket the white ball if they miss that's just a mulligan right going back and forth missing by an entire mile and then having the look of oh I'll get them next time. No sense of, no sense of my God. What are we doing here? What in, I have absolutely no idea what they even get out of this game. It's like watching, it's like that painting of dogs playing poker. That's what it reminded me of watching these women set up every shot, getting out there, laying out laser beams and protractors drawing in chalk where they think it's going to go. Poo miss by a mile holding up the table for everyone.

That was the important parts you're waiting for them to leave. Yeah, spending about three hours on one ball while everyone else is sit everyone else who's on actual dates or there with their friends needing to dominate, needing to dominate each other in a game of pool before we start humping each other, being held up by two fat little Latina broads who are basically using the pool cues as cudgles to slap the ball around.

I don't know, have you ever seen anything like that, Justin Wayne? Yeah, every time I fuck a play pool, because I suck acid it. You suck acid it? I've absolutely gotten into those games where it's like We're maybe not three hours in but like an hour in and I'm just like Won't someone please sink this fucking bowl so we can stop playing. Yeah, that's most of the games

You're gonna mercy kill. I did need to be mercy killed. Um, see what else I got. Ratios, bad bar ratios. I don't know why that's been driving me so insanely. Maybe because it was, maybe Japan's still having a lingering effect on me, but just the sheer amount of bad ratios. Guys, girls. Oh God. And Japan is bad. And it's so, it's so much worse here.

Have you noticed here how bad the ratio is between men and women when you go out to bars here? I mean, I had like this time, I actually didn't get out to any bars. You have it because New York has more women than men. Yeah. Right. Still men, Manhattan at least or just or the burrows. Yeah. This is usually most place unless you go to like some like, you know, old men like Irish pop or something. Really? Generally going to be generally women there. Yeah. There's just more women than men in New York. Why is that? I don't know.

Some people say it was the fashion and the publishing industry. Oh, they do love books. And you notice that? Is there a time that's fashion in New York? Yeah. Is it easy to pick up women in New York? Is it easy to meet them just going around? Not for me.

I've never been, I've never been a good in person pick up guy. Oh no. They've got to start doing, I want one bar to do it and everybody to follow suit. They have got to start doing a bring, you're bringing a friend. There's just too many fucking guys in here. You are not unless you have, unless you have a woman with you, you're not getting fucking in until we get this ratio about right because we're, it is turning into the fucking mongrel hordes out there in bars. It's like the outer steps. It's just nothing but guys.

No, everywhere you go, it's nothing but guys holding their drinks to their chest like they've got some kind of a secret codex in there and looking around, doing constants 180 degree surveys of the room. Don't make me spill my cum jar. I'm working on this for weeks. Yeah, Australia, that's also making me rage. Have you seen the, you know, Australia's on fire? I assume it's on fire.

I assume it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire.

I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on fire. I think it's on there. So now everybody's making a big deal out of it. The donate to Australia fundraisers, have you encountered any of these in your life?

No. It's not Haiti in Australia. No, it's a very first world country. Yeah, it's the same is here. Yeah, there are, I don't know why, but the people, how would you know it's the same as here? Because they won't let me in. So I know it must be better than here. People holding fund

razors to help with the brush fire efforts in Australia. I don't know. It's, I don't know if just pretending to hold a fundraiser. It's like the hot new thing to do. Maybe. I think it is because they've got it figured out. Was ALS a few years ago. Yeah. Which is good because that doesn't really discriminate. Like you said, it's not Haiti. It's Australia.

It's Australia. Yeah. They've got it. They've got enough money to get Chris the Kiwi Hors. I think they've got enough money to get new houses for whoever was fucked out of their kangaroos or their koalas or whatever they've got enough money to get new houses for whoever was fucked out of their kangaroos or their koalas or whatever they've got over there. I don't think they need our money. They got their whole own economy over there.

And by the way, all the people that were made homeless that you're trying to make, right? You probably got somebody who needs something like that within walking distance from your own fucking house, you idiot. Of course. You don't need to jump on to the crisis bandwagon to generate cash every single fucking time, something happens. Well, I think people are susceptible to the hot new cause. It's like, there's been problems for decades right outside your door. Right outside your door in the US, but it's like, oh, that's old news. We know like there's been problems for decades right outside your door right outside your door in the US

But it's like oh, that's old news. We know we've given up on that. These people lost their home. Kuala's are on fire Oh, we got to save these koalas. I'd heard something like I apparently like the quality they were calling it functionally a Extincts do the fires but then people are saying oh, it's not really true Oh, because they I don't know what their status is now at the moment I read that a billion animals, I read somebody say that a billion animals were killed or something like that. And here's what I also I don't understand.

If we have the DNA of the animals, right? So who gives a fuck? Like all of the species that are on the brink of extinction or whatever it is, what does it matter if we have DNA? Can we just print more of them? Like what is the point of, well, I saw Jurassic Park, I mean, I understand how it works in theory. And the science has only advanced from there.

Right, right, so special effects of that. I know it's better. Yeah, I know what it is. And am I some kind of weird nihilist for not understanding the point of having extinct animals? If we figured out DNA, like, yeah, we got it. We got some hair there, I mean, who cares? We just make more of them.

Prince of Mub. I think it's harder than that. But it seems like it should be possible though. But I'm just, Didn't they make a shit in my ass? Yeah, then they clone a sheep at one point. They didn't shine a clone a bunch of human beings. Who the fuck cares?

I don't run out of koalas. Just fucking print more. I don't think China actually got that done. The thing about the clones, they still need to use like another clone, another sheep to make the clone. So it was like, it was a clone, but it was like born inside of, well, yeah, they're not grown in a petri dish. Yeah.

They put it in a womb. Yeah, it doesn't matter Who's womb could be mine depends to be yours or mine, son? Isn't that how it works? Yeah, but not all it's I know they've talked about it with mammoths and things like that where they they you know I think they've even implanted some but none of them none of them worked hmm. They tried with like an Asian elephant eventually Well, that's what I'm saying. So who cares? Oh planted some, but none of them worked. They tried with like an Asian elephant. I think I can do it eventually. Well, that's what I'm saying.

So who cares? Oh, run out of hollies. If you have enough, the good, that like usable genetic material on file, then yeah, then maybe you could in the future. Well, could be like synthetic wombs or something, you know, that's, yeah, like in that death standing game, where they've got little koalas in synthetic wombs or something, you know, that's yeah like in that death standing game Where they've got little koalas in there in their wombs

In their cum jures. Okay. Let's see what else I've got here. Oh, yeah That Ukrainian plane shot down. Do you see about that? By the way, so was that like the greatest was that the greatest world diplomacy you've ever seen in your life? Am I crazy for thinking that? What's that? That Trump murdered more than three and just killed a guy and then totally got away with it. He did everything I've read about, everything I've read about that guy, so he's a fucking bad guy. Yes, of course.

And like he's, first of all, he's a fucking guy, he's in the military. What is he going there for? Yeah, I don't know. Apparently they had intelligence saying that there were, you know, they're doing these little, right? He was behind it. I mean, you know, right, true or false? Who cares? I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't

have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have a name like Trump just totally got away with it. It seems like it. I can't just except for. I mean, well, yeah, except for I guess they retaliated on a couple basis or whatever they didn't kill anybody. It's yeah. And then they apparently they're they're done. We're done. Well, they're blaming us for the because they were, you know, they got they got a little skittish. Oh, you know, and they saw that passenger plane make a make a turn and they thought, fuck, what's America? Because we're all skittish. So the funniest part about that was, the only reason I bring it up is the guy who shot that plane down, the Ukrainian plane, two days before that, he said,

if we attack every US military base on the world, it won't be enough to avenge that guy that you guys killed. It won't be enough, fuck Trump. And then two days later, after he shot that thing down, he said, I want to die. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So the same guy said that.

Yeah. Yeah. When I get a score, it's a lot harder than it looks. Maybe when I got real. Yeah. This is what they got so freaked out about the US that they just started blowing up anything. Anything in the air. Right. What a bunch of fucking idiots spinning around shooting in the dark. I saw like they're all, you know,

they're all Iranians are Iranian Canadians. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With a connecting flight back. I saw some turbo thoughts. After that guy said he wants to die. Say like, oh, yeah, with a connecting flight back. I saw some turbo thoughts after that guy said he wants to die. Say like, oh man, that must really suck for that guy. Like, are you so fucking dumb? I saw more than one person. Are you so fucking self-absorbed that the only way you can understand anything is through the perspective of like your

fucked first world white girl problems where it's like oh I regret I regret sending that email like he murdered hundreds of people yeah yeah that's the correct response is to kill yourself he does deserve to die he's evil evil. He only mistake he thinks he made is that they weren't other military guys. You fucking idiot. Go ahead. No, when you said that he said he wants to die. I thought you were making a joke. Like I Thing ever and this was like an Iranian Military official. Who's this? He's the one with the missiles. Yeah, he's the one, he's like in charge of their air, air, whatever.

Wow, and he just, he just tweeted, I want to die. He said it. Oh, you said it. What do you think about that? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Are they like to have Twitter?

I don't think they have Twitter. Not a whole lot of, yeah. I don't know. It's the funniest thing in the world to me because it seems like Trump totally got away with it. And he's not getting any credit. Well, yeah, I mean, they're not gonna, I think he knew, and we knew that we could do that.

They're not gonna, they're not gonna escalate it to a World War III. I mean, I never thought that was on the table. I don't even know what a plane is. And a missile. You guys, you guys finally got to play with your toys and you started killing passengers. Yeah, good job. Shoot the hostage.

This is something else I couldn't go well. I don't know what you think about this. This is who can find Iran on a map. Do you think you could find Iran on a map, Justin? I might. Only because I saw this the other day. You saw the other day, right? Yeah. Now it's like fresh in my memory where Iran is.

Because otherwise I wouldn't fucking know. So here it is. Here's some borders of rack. Yeah, here's some real scholars. I think it's in the middle of the ocean here. Hey, look at this all over North Africa, all the way down to almost the Sahara, I think. You have to wonder how many people though

were just given this and they're like, this is fucking stupid. I'm just gonna say irans in England. Yeah, here's the whole here's the whole map I don't know. Let's see what you guys people are in Greenland green. There's like a smattering of Close you. There's a bunch of jokers thought it was Australia. Yeah, I mean I don't know I don't know I wouldn't mad a gas car. Here's a real I'm'm sure. What in the way we got in the middle of the fucking ocean, just floating out there. I mean, right here, that's maybe a mistake.

I'm willing to write that off as a mistake. I mean, I think this is a lot of, if I can tell you. There's a real funny guy this right here is Iran, Texas. Yeah, town called Iran, Texas. Paris, Texas. I'd like to think he did that on purpose. Yeah. Town called Iran. Yeah. Texas. Paris, Texas. I'd like to think he did that on purpose. Probably. But here is the here's the relevant statistics for it. It is. Let me see. Oh, that's

Maddox's gay thing. I do think it's a bunch of people fucking around. You think so? Yeah. Well, despite, despite the fucking around, but right. No, still I don't think those people could. No, not even close. Probably a third of people are fucking around. All, mostly men, I will say the men are gonna be fucking around, the women, you give women a test, 100% are, oh God, how can I fucking do this test? More better for credit.

80% of women can't put Iran on the map versus 62% of men. How about that? It's a pretty big leap. 80% of women go. I'm surprised that they could identify a map. You know what I mean, Sean? If you go, what's this?

I don't know. Is it a CVS? No, I'm afraid. No. Ha ha ha. Here, and here was my favorite part of this study. Let me find it the the gap of Education so people who people who could identify it was 24% for no college degree

38% for a college degree right that was the difference for if you could identify that is less of a difference the difference for if you could identify it on. That is less of a difference than men versus women. Women is 20% could identify at men's 38%. So the your ability to identify Iran on a map is more contingent on whether or not you're a man versus whether or not you went to college. That is what that is what that dick is worth. A four year degree. That's what I'm taking from this study

Sean. I don't know what you think about that. I want to having a dick college. Yeah, there you go Okay, well, that's what I thought that was pretty funny. Let me see what else I have here Animal rights activist stealing a homeless man's dog. You didn't happen to see that No, but that's I'm sure that happens all the time. Yeah, so that clip. It's pretty brutal animal rights activist stealing a homeless man's dog. You didn't happen to see that. No, but that's, I'm sure that happens all the time. Yeah, I saw that clip. It's pretty brutal. That's a, it's actually,

it's like, don't flip that um, it circulates every now and again. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, look at those people, are so angry at their parents. Look at meant that could be you. You ever wanted to steal a homeless man's dog?

Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes you wanted to steal a homeless man's dog. That's where the Story does have a happy ending though. Oh, times. Yeah, he did get his dog back. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, it's like all the guys got Yeah, you take it away cuz it just I mean what a whole fuck that get off me you dirty fucking pig Get me a dog fucking dog. What did you say? It deserves a better life than you? Where's this guy even gonna bring him? That's what I want to know like where's the it's a dog They sleep outside all the time well if it's Peter. He's right straight to the death camp

It's in the death camp it reminds me of that fucking story with Peter like every time they come up I had to bring that story up because like it just pisses me off so fucking much. That there's this little girl basically, and there's security footage of this. A pita worker drives up to their porch and there's a Chihuahua on the porch, and the porch is their property, so they can't walk onto it, but you can see the woman trying to

coax the door. Coax the door. Oh my God. Eventually she just goes and grab it, and the Chihuahua, they put the Chihuahua to sleep. They literally just can't have the little girls Chihuahua and put it to sleep. And put it to sleep.

Oh my God. And they want to hand some lawsuit, but still, it's like you just killed someone's dog for what? Because they don't believe it should have pets. Yeah. Yeah, they think they're slaves, right? Yeah, yeah, nobody should have an animal, keep an animal in captivity.

Let's see, speaking of slavery, my sister using my girlfriend like a secretary, that makes me a rage. Oh, really? Yeah, my sister, who is a, my dad did this ritual, this wicking ritual when my sister was born to implant his soul in her. I don't know if I've ever talked about this before,

but... Well, I've seen it play out. Yes, yes, yes. He didn't do it with me. Didn't stick or something like that. He waited too long, but he consulted of which Abruha, Abruha. Figured it out the second time around.

Yeah, he did this ritual and put his soul in my little sister so that they're the same person. Right. Which grand kid is it in? We don't know yet. Oh, okay. Fascinating, we don't know yet.

The little bam bam is, he's got, whatever makes you want to drive people so insane that they start blowing up passenger jets, whatever that DNA is. So he got you. Yeah. Yeah. We're playing video games.

We were playing Smash Brothers, little nephew's were over here. And he was playing some character that like rolls a ball rolled some big heavy ball. I don't know. I don't know. It was a king car roll. It might have been. It rolled. Oh, wait, was it inkling?

Maybe she has like a roller and like makes the spider go around? It was a ball. It just was a ball that rolled in balance and that little motherfucker just sat there going, I'm bowling. I'm bowling. I'm bowling. I'm bowling. I'm bowling. You just said they're saying it over and over again. It was like that's the same shit I do when I'm playing with people. I'll just go. Sweet, sweet, sweet low kick low kick low kick and it oh my god shut up yeah so I started I start freaking out and I started attacking because don't don't interrupt me during my bowling time okay just can't bully time like you came from his parents or something

face you can have 15 minutes of bowling time he's four I don't even know how he understands the concept of like needing a loan time when that it's bowling time and that it's funny that this character in the game are way smarter than people believe they are and because they've taken in a lot more than you think they have. I mean, this is comedy at a level. You're looking at a world where I read some quote where Trump said the J, somebody asked him what the J stood for and Donald J. Trump and he said genius. And then there's,

yeah. Hell yeah. And there's, then there's about 10,000 people treating it like that's real. Yeah. You guys, yeah.

This is what sarcasm tags did to people. Right. Like if you don't explicitly tell us oh, I'm telling you joke now, they have to give you what their interpretation as if it were serious. I'm more afraid of what Trump does it, but anybody in general.

I'm more afraid of those people than I am pedophiles. Like if Chris Hanson had a new series where he found people with no sense of humor and said why don't you have a seat here? And then just berated them. Yeah, the no sense of humor thing is pretty fucking scary. You know, would you rather have, would you rather deal with someone with no sense of humor or a pedophile? Oh, Jesus. I mean, what's a pedophile going to do with the other adult? Yeah, I have no, I have no problems with pedophiles, but I'm well. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. So my sister, who has the soul of my dad

and her every time, it was my mother's birthday today. Oh, so yesterday we're trying to plan a lunch, which is just asking for it. Everyone involved is asking for it because my mom is a sick individual who likes putting people, likes testing people against one another

to curry for her favor. So if you ask her like where do you wanna go to, like testing people against one another to curry for her favor. So if you ask her, like, where do you want to go to, like, this is real simple. This is real. We got a real simple task here. You just tell us where you want to go for your birthday lunch. Yeah. Here it comes. Oh, I know what she's secretly saying is, oh, fight amongst yourselves over the, who

has the best idea and I'll choose that one? To pleasure me. No, she will never choose. Oh, that's part of her sick. That's part of her warped. Oh, that is sick. Yeah. What she chooses the game is.

Right. You can never end. Right. This is, and I know what she's doing. I don't want to fuck up her game because she's got these people fighting amongst themselves for her amusement, right? So as soon as she starts, my dad steps up and starts suggesting, you know,

things mom likes, steak houses, cigar lounge, just strip clubs, anything, anything that you think mom would want to go to on her own. But he can't, he can't suggest them. So he sends them to me. Where do you got your mom and Xbox for Christmas, right? Yeah, got her a new, a new smoker for Christmas. We got her a new smoker for Christmas.

Yeah, got her a new smoker for Christmas. So as all of a sudden, I start, my phone starts blowing up with both of these, both of these people who've been manipulated into my mother's game of, of, of, see who knows me better, who can pick lunch with my sister and my dad going, oh, okay, well, you pick.

Where should we go? And of course, I just take whoever throws out the idea first and pass it along, right? And we'll let's go. I mean, stay-couple, strip club sounds good, scarlet, any of those sounds good. And I get the back and forth, oh, mom doesn't like that.

No, mom doesn't want that. When my sister is like my, my God agent, right? Oh my God is right. I, I, oh my God is right. I hate that. I hate that shit. People are looped into group texts and stuff like that. It's like you fucking guys. I, you know what? I don't give a fuck. I'm not going. I'm not going. Exactly. I'm out. I have pulled that shit. I will continue to pull that shit because nobody can make a fucking decision and it is going to be, it's going to, it's shaving years off my life every time that fucking happens. I don't care where we go. People don't even care that we go.

Let's, but let's both agree where I'm not going. I'm not going because you guys couldn't figure it out in two days. So my sister says, oh, dad told you, dad told you the strip club didn't he? I'm not trying to do something secretive here. I don't give a fuck. I don't want to be involved in this endless where are we going to lunch decision? You two fight it out. Do whatever weird Highlander, jock shit that you two have to do

to work this out. I go play a game of tennis and play a game of soggy biscuit or whatever, see who can fill up a cum jar first. You fucking mentally deranged athletes. Figure your shit out. I have other things to do. Then endlessly sit on Yelp all day and send you ideas of where to go for lunch So then I got and another threat and there's is there's where it gets good So that's the threat of my that's the threat of my sister look. I don't care. Just fucking pick it I'm just gonna tell you consider me a total non-involvement. I'm just varying fucking messages all over. I don't care. Then I see another message thread, bloop above it.

My sister, to me and my girlfriend, hey, 80s girl. Can you come up with some places to go for mom's birthday? And I said, what the fuck is this? Are you assigning my fucking girlfriend? Hasks for you to, why don't you know, she doesn't know. She doesn't have 30 years of mind games with these people. She doesn't understand how sick they are.

She thinks this is a reasonable request. Oh, she just wants me to look for my, I didn't, I wasn't, if I was in the room with her, I would have taken her phone and thrown it out the fucking window for that one. What are you gonna say? Any qualifiers like in this area or. Oh, of course.

Like are they coming down to your area? Hey, what's good? You know close to you and to you. Yeah, that kind of thing. You know, we'll give you a 20 mile radius, but drop whatever you're doing and figure this shit out. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Still annoyed about it. So we show up, we show up to lunch and I immediately ruin it by complaining about that. Do you have any siblings? Just what do you think about that? I have, I have half siblings I've never met and that's about it. We have half siblings you've never met.

Yeah. Like from my father's original marriage, he has kids that are like significantly older than me. Never like Maddox. Yeah, oh, yeah. He has a situation. Yeah, yeah. He was like the Danny DeVito.

His dad pumped all the good stuff in the first family. He got him and his brother who lives in a tinfoil house. I found my half brother in my space back in the day and they had it him. And I just like, I had him in my friends list and he's never spoke to him. Really? Yeah, he was just there.

Can we look like you? No, he was mad ugly. I don't say. I mean, he was like, he was like a foot taller than me too. Wow. And you don't have any desire to like, connect with them or anything like that? Oh.

I don't know. It's something I thought about, but at the same time, it's like, what would you even do? Like, I have no connection. Yeah, what if he's got a cum jar? Yeah. Well, that would be good content for me.

If I, oh, by the way, my half brother makes cum jars. So I guess it's just, it's in the jeans. Have you ever tried it? What, making the cum jar? Yeah. I feel it's just it's in the jeans. Have you ever tried it? What, making the come jar? Yeah. I feel like, what was that? What the hell was that? No, because here's the thing, I had to like pull my memory

like, why? Why? You have to pull your memory. I'm like, I'm like, surely I've come somewhere that's unorthodox, where it doesn't fucking belong. Yeah. That's everybody. Yeah, but wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Search for your feelings.

Uh-uh. That to be true. Yes. Uh-uh. Probably in a priest. I don't know. All right. That joke's good enough to get out of that situation.

Thank you. Thank you. Good job. How about you, Wang? Can you come up with a joke to deflect from this question? Riley, I hope you know what I'm thinking about it as well. Dye face first into it. I'm just trying to find, as I know, here's the thing, I feel like you come on an orthodox object once, it's like it's just an insulin.

What's an orthodox object to come on? Anything that's... Anything another person or a shower drain. A shower drain object. Anything that's another person or a shower drain. A shower drain. Anything that's not a woman or a shower drain. Yeah, I got a bunch of what I call guinea pigs in the shower. Like, you know what I, guinea pigs. Here comes PETA.

I have like a conception of what that might be, but please elaborate. I'm picturing like balls of hair that have fallen out as it is. I watch my hair like twice a week, right? So when I do, I brush it and then a bunch comes out and I try to brush it with the conditioner in. I mean, I don't know. I'm just kind of making this shit up as I go.

Like, I don't know how hair I was supposed to do. He's making like the end result of all those herbal essence commercials. Yeah. Oh, all right. It's the man version. It's shit out of the comb. And then you get a big ball of hair out of the comb because you let it go for a while, right?

And then you throw it in the shower. I'm not going to track water across the bathroom, right? I'll wait for it to dry out, so I throw it in the floor, but then when it's dry, it's gross. So I don't want to put it in the trash. It's wet, it's gross. It's off your, what is so disgusting about wet? It's never, it's never not gross once it's off your body.

I know, it's disgusting. I don't deal with it. It's like throwing in the wet hair clogging. I guess this is a, I guess this is a come jar of my own. Yeah. So it's like, it's like you get a new come jar every day. It's like a humunculus because you're coming on yourself, basically. Well, that's my problem.

So I throw the guinea, I throw it down and it becomes a guinea pig in the shower. It's about that size. But then they kind of, the guinea pigs, all. But you have never cleaned one of those up either. I'll bet 80s girl has cleaned up every single one of those. Consuelo has. Oh, really? Yeah, that's where she got cancer.

Yeah, I'll bet. I am pregnant. Uh, so the guinea pigs, because of the water, they'll like kind of coalesce around the drain with a big tumor. And I always kick them out of the way, but when I'm unload, like if I, I try to do when I get into the shower because I know I'm gonna jerk off, I'm like, all right, I wanna do it, but sometimes I forget and I have to write it

the last moment kick to getting pig out of the way of the shower because I don't wanna ejaculate in my own hair. That would be gross. Yeah. See like, now that I see what the situation is, I do that, but like I don't kick them out of the way. I'm just like, fuck it, this is,

whatever's gonna happen here is what's gonna happen. If it gets in the drain, I guess we're just gonna have to grab a paper towel and do it, or if I'm feeling like just kick it down the drain and let it be clogged in a few months. Okay, so where's the weirdest place you've come then? The weirdest place I've come. I can't believe you don't wanna try the cum jar,

how much money do you make on those videos, by the way? Funny enough, the cum jar video is monetized. Yeah, like, I have a lot of videos monetized. You wouldn't think are monetized. Like cum jar, like you'll have people who will make completely innocuous videos get yellow dollar signs like all the time. I mean, that great video about Boogie's teeth and doing your parts.

Yeah. That was bad. I apologize for that. Come George monetized, come boxes monetized, two girls won. Cup is monetized. Oh, you did one on that one. Yeah. That one would actually be action video or something?

No, it was just kind of like going to the street. He reenacted it. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah, it was going into the history of it. I actually, it's a fake dude. I'm a fake dude. I might have another beer please.

I found the Facebook of the guy who created it actually. I'm not even I said sure, but I didn't include it because I didn't want to like, dox the guy. Yeah. But like he's like, he's had like a bunch of like furry stuff and like the two girls one cup guy or the guy who was like the director of it. Wow. Yeah That's like Scorsese level Effect on culture on pop culture. Yeah culture is that guy's video

Yeah, he's it seems like if you I think I actually did read some of the things he wrote about it right in the video Uh-huh, but like he he's definitely a porn artist. He cares deeply about his art. Well, I was just thinking that it's filmed romantically. I don't know, Sean, have you ever seen the two girls one cup of it? I've never seen it. I've watched scene reactions.

No, I've watched it and they're really, it's like a love story that they're having with each other and with this poop that they're eating. It was very well directed. The extension of Maplethorpe. What's that? The artist Maplethorpe, like his piss Christ instead. Oh, thank God.

Oh, yeah. Wow, that was a good reference. Yeah. Okay, so we're gonna start making my way back soon. Oh, you gotta get out of here. Yeah. So you've got songs to record. Yeah.

Where you guys tracking at, any questions? Oh, shit, I forgot the name of the studio. Yeah. Is it North Hollywood? Yeah. We finished, so like we are here with our usual producer, Zach Jones, who moved out here. So we did a week with him and then we have another guy that like wanted to do a writing session with us, so we're kind of like going to sit with him today.

So you can get out of it. It's cool. Look at this guy. He's not in a dream, man. Do you have enough time for the moon cult calling? No, no, he's got to get it. He's got a very important thing. I was supposed to be out earlier, but they pushed it back.

The moon cult was so excited to talk to Wayne. Oh, really? Well, look at him on for a second. I get him on for a second. He was called inward, my inward. Moon cult is my dude and like, I'm so happy to see how much he's blowing up recently. Oh, he deserves it so bad.

Here, let me, Moon called Hop on real quick. So you can talk to Justin. I remember actually, we got me kind of tight with Moon Cult. I don't know if you like once. Even the way he talks is so New York and cool. Yeah, isn't it? The way Justin talks. You and I talk like, fuck it up.

Whatever it's. Yeah, dipshit. Like we could be tucking our, we tuck everything in our khakis. Kekis. Yeah, Moon Cultits. Like we could be tucking our, we tuck everything in our khakis. Kekis. Yeah, Moon Cult is good people. Moon Cult, can you unmute yourself? There you are.

He actually doesn't sound New York to me. But, what's that called? You're talking to Justin Wang. Which of the Moon Cult admins is this? I know there's many. Yeah, no, this is just a a random this certainly isn't a random Drunk person that weighing hired in order to prove that we are two different people Yeah, I've had people accused me of being uncult

Oh, yeah, I'm the same room at at the same time theoretically So this is proof positive You're you are blowing up. What were you saying? Oh, just oh yeah? I'm theoretically, so this is proof, positive. You are blowing up, what were you saying? Justin, what was that? Oh yeah, no, I remember like a while ago actually, like, Munchold, do you want me to talk about that video

you were working on that you never put out? Is it a come video? Right. I did. Yeah. So like he had actually what's interesting about this, so that guy, fuck Jerry, who has like those shitty stolen meme pages and basically built an empire of stolen memes.

The fire, the fire fest guy, they were the marketing department. Yeah, Jerry was the marketing partner. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'m pissed at them for that. I don't think they ripped it off, but God, it was terrible. Yeah, what's that game of the fucking buzz?

Something like that. Yeah, buzzed is his first game is like, what does it mean? Or some fucking meme game? Cards get too bad at you with memes. Yeah, but Mooncold was working on a video like expose of him. Like months before everybody else did it, it was fucking guys like a perfectionist didn't get it out in time. Yeah, yeah, I had I had like voice over artists I had I still have like three I had it segmented into like two minute episodes for Twitter, you know, yeah. Like your Biden videos. Exactly. Exactly. It's best for mobile consumption. But then this this full big burger came out and he's

still my thunder. But yeah, pretty much a, he's a serial hypocrite. Is already is. And a big grease ball as well. Well, I want to talk about your Biden stuff, but Justin's got to go. I don't want to keep, I don't want to make him miss his musician meeting, but you have to tell us what makes you a rage first before you go.

I thought of a really good one on the way here. Okay. And I fucking forgot it. So I guess what makes me a rage is, I mean, we had a conversation about this last night, you get put on the spot, and it doesn't matter how much you think about something like old day long,

we're like thinking about shit that's like, oh, I don't old day long, I'm thinking about shit that's pissing me off, and then I get here to say what pisses me off, and I'm like, I don't know, I love everything guys. It's the second I'm out here. I'm going to be in the fucking Uber on the way back to our Airbnb and then like halfway through a good bear. Oh, this was the thing I was thinking about the way here. Something in that spot in your brain that overrides everything. Like when you were driving up here, I gave just in the address to the house,

the bunker where we record. And he calls me and says, oh, we're not, I can't find it or something like that. I sent it. And I hear the Uber driver say, oh, it ends right here. And I'm, because you're on the wrong street.

Yeah, I just, I've been hearing his voice like, hey, I know where I fucking live you shit head you are driving an Uber Don't start telling me where my house is you shit heel I do have you had problems with that before though because like they yeah occasionally Yeah, both ubers like did the same thing. There's a trick street. Yeah, that's treat you turn on I built For people drive down to see like you have an over driver

Are painted on you drive through you'll hit a wall. Yeah, the whole pathway to this house is A fucking trip like it's like twists and turns. Yeah, you're making like almost like one degree fucking pivot That's so women can't escape one degree fucking pivot show women can't escape. Well, I'm trying to run, but they end up back in my house. Hell yeah, we're also re-added by the location. And I sit out front with a sap bottle of roof roof and all. All right. Get out of here.

All right. There's the easy way or the hard way. That's what I do. Yep. Uh, that's how I roll. Thanks a lot for coming in. Yeah. Thanks to you. Good. Uh, I might be back just to hang out. So like, I'll probably be What's your what's your band's name, by the way, jinx J. Y. And J. Y. And X. Like doesn't look like a rocker. Sure.

That's totally that hair. You's like an Asian Nathan explosion. I see him in All right, Riley, do you want to sit in that seat here buddy get in there Move on over move on over what's how are we doing do I still sound like I'm on death store? Yeah, no No, that's good. I don't think so. Just look like it. I look like it's I'll take that pretty pale I'm Going for going for Auschwitz skinny. That's every time I want to eat I just think of those you know piles and I'm just how skinny way I want to be the worst thing that's ever been said on this show Look you need inspiration. That's what I have I mean

Inspiration comes from all points doesn't I haven't loaded up on my phone. Every time I want to eat, I just look at those bodies and I call, yeah, all right. That's what I'm going for. All right, Mooncall, can you send me? It's Pudge Boy. Pudge Boy, the shit head is that what? That's the dumb shit. The dumb shit. Yeah, that's what men's parents are sort of calling me

as Pudge Boy, the dumb shit. What did you think about? Yeah, what did you think? Yeah, wait, wait, how did you. What did you think about it? Yeah, what did you think? Yeah, wait, how did you get involved in this? Well, on fat, what do you mean? Oh, I'm dating. How do you think? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, that's what I think. I definitely took the phone and talked to her dad at one point. Really? He's one of those boomers who thinks that because he said it, it is the truth or the law. Yeah.

And I'm one of those people who hates that. Me too. So I'm right that whether he was right or not, I was going to argue with him. So, but we were right. Everything worked out, though, man, right? Everything worked out for us. Yeah. For her. Yeah. They had to get a car from a different state. Oh, yeah. I think they had to impound the car. Yeah. That's fun. They're making demands. Because your dad said he would pay the impound fees, right? Yeah. I wanted to end pound the car. I need to be caught up though. Well, you remember when from last last week Yeah, you you were never mentioned with your day mention me and or I got my mention in yeah

And then okay, I have the crack house Right sleep on an air mattress because I'm 20 okay, okay, remember when had called in I didn't know it was I didn't know it was Riley It's got it I don't know after you called her dad. Um, he emailed her and was super upset and then four hours later five hours later Super apologetic. Oh, well most apologetic. I've ever seen someone get what do you know that quickly? I was great that child. Yeah, he just realized it was outside of his circle of church influence. Like, you know about it now. Sorry guys.

Wow. Uh, he better be careful. I'll make him blow up a passenger jet next. Hmm. Okay, moon calls. I'm trying to be radicalized. I'm trying to find your Biden videos. So what happened was, let me summarize it for you, Sean,

because I know you don't know. You're not on the internet, like the rest of us. Yes, sir. Moon called, took a bus. I am on the internet. Not the internet. I don't get in the shit. Yeah, you're on like some kind of Disney net.

Try to avoid that. It's a plus internet. You're like on Netflix going around searching and thinking you're on the internet. No, that's not what I'm doing. Moon called. Do you look at internet pornography? Yeah, Sean. Sure. Where do you go? To start your search. I'm trying to talk about my porn habits on the internet.

It's fine. Just tell us the site. Google. I use Google for my porn. I search, I search, I go to Google and type big naked boobs. Yeah. And then I go. And then you are disappointed when they're not on YouTube. Then I go blast my guinea pigs. Oh, Jesus. Straight from other lists every time.

Okay, so Moon Cult, remember he called in a while ago. Do you remember that? No, I don't. Okay, Moon Cult clipped a Biden speech. Yeah, and without editing it at all, he just took snippets of Biden talking and posted them on the internet with short synopsis of what he was saying. Can you send me a link to that moment so I can read some of them and play some of them there?

You know, Biden is not really good at the talking. Have you noticed that? He puts his mouth a lot. Yeah. Yeah. He puts his foot in his mouth because he's thinking insane things. And then he says them poorly. This isn't like that story about talking about like the white supremacist thing or whatever where he was talking about this country being uh... that's exactly what it is that's what it is we didn't import this country from africa some shit that it's on let's hear what's on what it is he was ahead you know but the important story here isn't just uh... what he said and the video it's how it was disseminated to the public oh yeah, yeah, yeah. People took it in. Yeah, they thought he was making a white power statement.

Why did you first hear it? That was your first presentation with it. And I read it first. How was it first presented to you? I read about it. I read about it. And then I went to different sites to figure out the whole, no, to figure out the whole story.

And they said, and they put it in context where he was talking about abusing women Okay exactly so It was part of like a 14 or 16 minute speech or you know talking about like we didn't get this these This is our European genes that brought this shit, you know basically like right right Can you link me that thing, though? I'm posting it right now. Okay. You have to admit it's a funny turn of phrase, though, right?

Just say the words. Yeah, I guess. I mean, I guess, yeah. The thing that's important is, is, is the media is trying to like, oh, there's a larger context. There's a larger context. That's not what I was trying to highlight at all. I was trying to highlight the clumsy way this man speaks, the absurd archaic concepts that go through this guy's head.

Yeah, and uh, so what he's saying, and it's fine that he's uh, he's apologizing for European culture, European heritage and influence. But what he essentially says is, here, I'll let you guys play the clip. Yeah, yeah, send me the clip because you got a bunch of them. They're all funny as hell. Well, he's, you know, he's been described. Yeah, I mean, I'm in there. Okay.

Let me, he's like your old inappropriate uncle was how somebody I think it, but it's, I think in Congress described him like he's, he just, yeah, he's always, he's always on the verge of saying something, you know, where just, he's always, he's always on the verge of saying something, you know, where you're like, oh, that's, yeah, we don't kind of think like that anymore. That's what's funny about it to me. Is that he thinks it? Yeah.

As he speaks it, you can see that smile on his face. Like he's like nailed it. And you're like, man, that thought is a little lukt for you to have nailed. Like the way you think about it, it's a little weird. It's the way you think about it that's so fucked. Like you're talking about kids rubbing your hair on your legs.

Like yeah, it happened, it's fine, but it's that you're so fucking happy about it. Exactly, and so tone deaf. We needed to preface this completely with, I do not think Joe Biden is a white nationalist. No, no, he's, you know what I mean? But he, the, it's, and so everybody tries to, all the entire media tries to say, oh, they're trying to imply that Joe Biden is a white nationalist.

That is wrong. So everything that this Twitter account says is invalidated. They are a Russian troll. Yeah. And I ran into a troll. They're not playing. They are a Russian troll. Yeah. And I ran into a troll. Yeah, I'm gonna play it. I'm gonna play it so people know it. Then maybe it was two million views, God.

And it was, so you've had, who posted this? Moon call. Oh, yeah. All he did is chop up Biden's speech. Yeah. You merisely. So those words, I trimmed them. Here, here, here, here.

Yeah. I'm trimmed a bit here here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Culture Culture It's not important from some African nation or some Asian nation is our English jurisprudential culture Are European culture your potential culture, or your being culture.

The culture. I'm glad you repeated it. I mean, it's insane. The culture. It's like, yeah, that, well, that, we know he didn't mean that, how the context is cut to look, but just the statement, the way that he speaks, that's weird.

That's what I, it's really weird. Okay, okay. So that's what I think Moniz saying that it's not, nobody cares what he means. It's just like, I don't think so. Why not?

I think people are like, oh my God. No, I think that, what do they do? I think that, I do enjoy, I do enjoy playing with that. I'm not gonna pretend that I'm not trying to soak chaos and discord because. Well, I think there's not food.

There's not a little reason why our account is a plausible deniability, conglomeration of people in the individual. You know how I made it like? Here's the ones coming after me for this, but they're trying to smear. Biden made us the pussy fingering hand sign while talking about what you can just we can't can you just make people look stupid because all this out of context. Yes.

Of complete verbal gaps, he said. And so no one's trying to imply that he's no one's trying to imply that he's talking to a secret enclave in New Hampshire and he's espousing, he's espousing white nationalist values. And this is something that you're not seeing on mainstream. Like no one's saying that, but he's inadvertently, like the point is he's so old and so archaic and so out of touch. He's a walking gaff. Yeah. He inadvertently, he lives the values of the old world.

So he might not believe these things, but these things inform his actual being. And that's not the same person I feel is what we're looking for in our current president you know what I mean? Well it doesn't matter because it's now at 29,000 so he has absolutely zero chance of being a great home and I play another one this is you know my favorite reason women drop out of college. You know the greatest reason why women drop out of college. This is a bad setup. Why would he say that? Why would he say that? Yeah, what is the reason?

It's a bad setup. How does he answer it? If I put my mom in a nursing home and I saw clips of her online, I would go take her out like this, I would go take her out of that nursing home. Yeah, this is elder abuse. That's what I'm saying.

The answer is it's terrible because the answer is sexual abuse. And so, nobody's fact checked him on that answer. How do you fact check that? He says, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Because of sexual abuse. What's the worst reason?

Okay, so the media got a hold of this. Jake Tapper is saying that you're like a Russian by like this guy picked out by the news, right? Yeah, man, it was a big thing. Yeah. So not only Jake Tapper, but the whole entire CNN media team went haywire, they churned the entire narrative. Biden has this African American stronghold of support and it's incinerable. So that's the only reason that he's clinging on by a thread to the nobody gives a fuck about a mile and nobody gives a fuck about them in New Hampshire. It's his recognition with the black culture. And so I still to this day see people retweeting my tweet out of context into quote unquote black Twitter.

Oh, because CNN doesn't think black people can tell that you're joking. They think they're going to see this and their votes will be and they'll be discouraged because they're racist. They don't think black people get that this is a joke. I think a lot of people don't know that that's a joke. I didn't say that. They're all quote in the saying what I was saying to you two minutes ago. they were saying, we understand the context this man is trying to make, but this archaic colonialistic point of view is exactly what we're trying to move away from. Oh, that's hilarious, man. So they're right.

And kind of, somebody like me immediately goes to different sites to try to figure out, okay, what was this, what was he referring to, what was, but I don't think most people do that. I don't think, I think 20% of people do that. Maybe. You got lottery tickets to buy, you know, maybe time to go cross the last one. I got it, let's see you guys.

Like, I can't deny that the entire point of that thread is taking Biden's words out of context, like verbal gaff that he made, and the sounds ridiculous. Things that any person running for in office shouldn't say. No one should talk on their own. They should understand those words coming out of their mouth. It's not going to be taken well. Yeah.

It's just for humor. And so this one specific clip happened to blow up. Right. And yeah, because you have a series of them here. Yeah. And that one is 2 million views. Yeah. Fuck.

Wow. That's amazing, man. I totally get that. So they are worried that people will see that and Believe it. Oh, no, I think that's a I think that's a valid fear. I think that's Yeah, the Trump like all the Trump derangement is coming back to bite him and the people are so stupid to think that Jay's Dan's for genius. This is a coming to kids, but by You're not completely wrong. No, you're right. You're right. Both of you are.

You're right, too. I was wrong. I still to this day, like this is like, I posted that on the first day of January, I personally, the first of the year. Yeah. I'm still getting, I'm still getting quote tweets on, you know, black Twitter is an entirely different subculture. Yeah. I, black Twitter is an entirely different subculture. Yeah, I love black Twitter too. Black Twitter's dope, but it's a whole world onto itself.

And so black Twitter is still disseminating this video clip among themselves. And so the thing is, Wait, is that what's real? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Well, but there's gotta be some people who know it and are going in and fucking have to tell with black Twitter. You never know if they're fucking with you or you're not. You're spending on black Twitter a lot and I love them.

And how are you allowed on? I go check out some sort of a, I go to a vacation process and get the curated black Twitter. Oh, exactly. You got to lurk it. Okay. The thing is there's a good amount of there's a good amount of people that are they understand that it's that it's taken out of context. It's meant to be funny, but it's also an archaic way of thinking and it's not a good way for our present to represent himself. Yeah. But I also I still to this day get re-tweets of people that are like look at this old racist motherfucker. I can't believe this is

And I can't I can't deny that That was part of the point of me post like I can't believe it. I'm the stupid one. I'm the stupid one for not. This is how I like dick. Yeah. Yeah. This is this is this is America. I mean, you could just take the video and probably speak in a very bad impression and people would believe it. And all this deep fake shit that doesn't matter. If you if you literally just had a like a sock or had a woman doing Biden's lines, he well, it was on the video. I mean, his mouth was moving. People fired by just photoshopping quotes. Yeah, because you can, there's nothing taken out of context because they're going to eventually Twitter already actually.

So CNN contacted Twitter multiple times, specifically about my account in this video about taking it down. Did CNN contact you? No. No. CNN contacted everybody in the world. What happened? Oh, do we lose you? You there? There he is. You hear me? Yeah. They're coming for me right? Yeah. Yeah, right. No, they contacted everybody in the world except me.

Of course. What did they say to Twitter? Sorry, I interrupted you. They demanded a reason why they wanted the video taking down. It's just the guy talking. The thing is it's not not, there's no... Why would they want the video taken to, like, what business, why do they even care?

Let's know what I mean. Because people are too stupid to get to the actual story. I understand why they care. I understand why they care. Yeah. Do they think the precedence is to get it taken down? Yeah, I want to know what under what precipice, under what precedent did they request that video

to be taken down? We all know the goddamn, it's police. Traces. No, it's just having too much fucking fun. We all fucking know that everybody, everybody who is not fun always has to team up and try to take us down. People who are having fun, that's it. It's not right or left, it's just people who are having fun,

and people who are not fun, that we make fun out of, because we are bored and we need a way to get through life without killing ourselves. Those are the two parties. Yes, it really is, it's the people. It's the third. It's the media party and the social class. Like the entire thing was for clips. Yeah. It's just so good work. Yeah, good job.

Do they miss it? Do they not get it? They're mad at him for a deceptively edited, I believe I called it clip. When that's all the mainstream media puts out are shortened clips of politician stocking. I love it. We only get little bites. Yeah, it's here and there. I love making headlines. I have a whole new appreciation of how funny this is because not only is it funny,

it's also very effective. And it's making stupid people suffer. Yep. And they're furious. And these people are furious. And I didn't take anything's I didn't take anything I Didn't I didn't manufacture anything. There's no No, yeah, no, no, you just adulteration of the clips. I simply

Admittedly I clip something out of context. Yeah, but the the entire idea is this happens daily This is every single piece of media that's fed to you is clicked in a certain context in order to put you in a certain perspective. It's also great because the people that affects are people who care about that. But they're the least likely because they're totally based on emotion too. So they're the least likely to they're totally based on emotion too. So they're the least likely to go fact check something. And they're also the ones who would care if somebody said, yeah, America is a white European country. It's not. No shit. They're losing that control. They're meddling someone else, copied their playbook.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, I know what you mean. I love it. Does anything make you ready? So on to the tapershow last Sunday. Take tapershow, state of the union, CNN state of the union. He single handedly called out and isolated one of the people that that reafquitted my video. And he happened to be, he was a congressional chairman for some local Republican committee or something. Pretty low level guy, only had like 1700 follows, whatever, whatever, just some local.

Just he's just got coffee. Wait a minute, I want to play, I want to play this one. Hold on, this is is I'm a Zionist You don't have to be a Jew to be a Zionist Like this is all legitimate I am a Zionist you don't have to be a Jew to be a Zionist Who talks like that?

To say Jew as a presidential candidate. Yeah Usually say the Jewish people. I mean, they made for some reason, Jews sounds very, because it's the only ethnicity that is also a slur in and of itself. Yeah. But I know what you, yeah. Yeah, they made this.

There is fucking made this by fucking us over without of context, horse shit that we didn't mean. And now they have a, they got a, they got a Frankenstein retarded thinking, running for office. They fucking did this. This does. There is a group. I don't know if it's still around, but it was, it was the alliance, the alliance for something of Christians and Jews. It was based in Los Angeles. So it was like they referred, it was, you know, they didn't say Jewish people.

So it's not an improper word to use, but it is usually put more gently for some reason because you can say it with malice. Because like he's a, you know, the slur is exactly the way that you finish with it. Yes. The slur is defined by the collective racism of the perception of the insulted group

So because everyone perceives Jewish people as so sophisticated We love that is so much of news and so much of Things that are reported. It's all about perception. And the way that things are perceived, if you watch the people news, and they're talking about, if you watch Fox News, and they're talking about AOC, they're talking about, they'll say some like reasonable, some like not reasonable things,

but plausibly deniable things, but they choose the pick, you can see the pictures that they choose these people. Yeah, I mean, they choose them like in half, in half chuckles, in just like, like Trump smoking 100 cigarettes,

as far as photo, I've seen some incredible pictures of Trump. He should take it. Can you just picture them? Yeah, yeah. Like that homeroly, you know, you know what the one I'm talking about. Exactly. The frips frame, yeah, yeah. All right.

And it's like, I need to hear about crippled Jesus' first time having sex, but this is great. Oh Jesus. I love it. I love it. Does anything make you a rage? The New York Times and CNN, the

fucker, Daniel Dale. I'm calling you out. Daniel Dale, Daniel Dale A on Twitter. Okay. Meet me in the rumble zone. Wow. What a Daniel Dale. Daniel.

Daniel. He's well, the thing is I have it on actual 100% insider info that, you know, Brian Stelter, the bald headed shark tooth mother fucker from CNN. He was actually contacting people in real time that retweeted my tweet, like, listen, fuck you to take that down. Unfollow this dude. blah blah blah blah blah. Right. What do you have to say about Daniel Dale, though?

This motherfucker, so he's the fact checker. He's the social media fact checker of CNN. And so he just completely smeared my name. He's called real. I mean, terrorist. He's called me a bot network. He's calling me all these things that are absolutely. It looks like a weasel.

It looks like he was. It looks like the doctor put four steps on his nose and pulled him out of his mom's snaps, doesn't it? It looked like. And he's he's a. And his forehead got stretched out. I don't know. himself.

Yeah. Challenge him to meet me in a fucking thunder down. Oh, wow. Okay. That's a, that's a intense challenge. I want it. Yeah. He does not want the smoke.

Anyway. Okay. Thank you for calling in. I love what you do. Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm glad you could talk to Justin. Cheers. Cheers. Okay. What do you think Sean? Pretty funny. I love what you do. Absolutely. I'm glad you could talk to Jess and Cheers.

Okay, what do you think Sean? Pretty funny. Two million views, that's not nothing. Yeah, I mean, CNN calling you out, have you ever been called out by CNN? No, no, I'm not big time enough. I'll never be that big time. No, no.

What do you think, CNN? Don't wanna be that big time. You don't wanna be that big time? No, by the way, did you see Dr. Phil's house? No, what do you mean, Dr. Phil put his house up for sale. Oh, did he? It looks like it's a, it looks like a super villain lives there. Really?

Yeah, did you see that? No, where's he live? Doesn't look like a crack house. He lives in a volcano. Dr. Phil's house for sale, let me see this. Okay, so this is room number one. He's got a staircase. It looks like it's full of this is a lovely room of death. You have it. It looks like it's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Beverly crafts. Beverly, Beverly Cress. Some eclectic. And this is where this motherfucker lives. Look at this. This is a, this is his bar area. There's antlers all over. What the fuck is that? You can see an entire cabinet full of guns. Like behind a glass door. These are the most uncomfortable chairs in the world with antlers as facts as stools. It looks like Hannibal Lecter lives here. Yeah. It really fucking does.

What, again, you can't teach taste. Oh my god, there's lips over here. What a fucking weirdo lunatic, right? This is weirder than Podesta's art. This is real collection. This is really his place. Yeah. Here is his pool room, pool table.

Let's see if he's got clearance. No, this is a terrible pool room. Yeah, you know how many times you're gonna whack the queue on this fireplace, not a pool player. Okay, so he has a pool room. Yeah, you know how many times you're gonna whack the queue on this fireplace, not a pool player. Okay, so you have a pool table. You have a view. It's just for show.

Just for show. Let's see what else we got here. What a weirdo. Right? Yeah. Here's the outside, a seemingly normal looking house. There was another room, he's got like a Batman and a Joker motif going on.

Luxury House is owned by Dr. Phil. Oh yeah, here's bigger pictures. Look at the tiny ones. Look how he's fucking guns. Yeah. Yeah, I'll whitelist it, go kill yourself. Uh huh. Confirm, yep, I did it.

Oh god damn you ad blocker, you motherfucker. Okay, let's talk to crippled Jesus. Oh boy Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you now How is my mic sound? I've been fucking with it. Well, you sound a little echoey. Yeah, I mean you're clear though. Yeah, you clear So always the rumor true are you? Yes Oh my god, this is great. I got a me honest. I never thought I would see the day look So what is everybody else's excuse? Yeah, I mean he's what do you mean by that? I mean he's practically R2 D2 and he

Fuckin with y'all I know you would laugh at that amazing. I can't believe it. You got laid. How did you get did you pay for it? I did get weighed. Yeah Like all good stories this one starts at a poker room Okay, and I was playing poker with my body Okay, he gets up from the table on he says hey, buddy You want to hang out tonight? And I said, sure. And he didn't tell me where we were going. So we just follow his car. And it's a, uh, who's we get there. And it's a strip club. Okay. And so I go in there. I have about three, four beers. And then, uh then my buddy Miami he just says go get yourself a dance I

hooked you up with that should go over there so we I went downstairs and the elevator and I get in the room and I have the dance it was nice yeah what was the girl like black girl I know you like black girls. Yeah She had fake eyelashes. Oh Girl nails. Yeah Big fat ass, right? Yeah Yeah, she had about C size 10 All right, all right when the dance over, she just takes out my dick.

And I said, whoa, what's going on? Oh, you said, whoa, what's going on? I need an adult like that. What do you think? And she's taking it out and gets mad. Yeah. Probably was surprising. Whoa, what's going on here?

This is not the time or place. I was in it. I was acting it. They probably was surprising whoa what's going on here? Back to it. I said whoa what's going on. Did you ever be hard on? I'm worrying about it. Yeah, your your buddy Miami took care of it. Oh, man damn It's confirmed She did some foreplay. She started out. What's that? But I gotta say it was terrible because I had a condom on the whole time. Okay, so wait a minute. Go slower She's wearing a condom when you got there Okay, how'd you put it on? So she put it on with their hand. Okay. I should preface this by the way.

It's very small, like the VIP room is very small. I thought you could say something else, small. You gotta be careful. I have to be by the way. So I have to be like Tetris to figure out how to get my wheel chair in there. Ah, okay. So you got your Tetris to your wheelchair in there. Ah, okay. So you got your you Tetris to your wheelchair in there. I you'd be the square. I'm guessing in a Tetris. You got in there. This girl's dancing for you. What? One dance? How many dances?

One song. One song. It's nothing. Did you have a big hard on when she took your cock out? I actually was not hard because they had about three beers before. So I had beer dick. You're describing a nightmare scenario. So you've got your dick in a stripper's hand in the VIP room. You've got three beers under your belt. And you've got a limp limp did you're rocking a limp dick in a cramped space. Did she get you hard before she put the condom on at least or did she go straight to it? She started blowing me because she could see that I was on the hard, the hard, the hard hard work. I said the blow job is not working.

If you want me to get hard from that, we're going to be here all like still cracking jokes. He's like James Bond. Sorry, darling. If you think that's going to get me up, writing me a reverse cowgirl and that was it. Did she put you inside of her while you were limp? Did she put you inside of her while you were limp? By that time I had gotten somewhat hard and a little too much. Okay. I was ready to go.

So you're slapping some leather? She gets, she gets that sap going, right? Yeah. Slips it in. And then you're off to the races. Yeah, we were in there for about 15 minutes. Why? I came about 15 minutes. Why? I came about two minutes in, but I didn't

tower. We just kept going. The momentum. You didn't tell. You didn't tell her you came. Why? No, because Chris the Kiwi did that too. Yeah, because why?

I think was still hard. I want to keep going. How was your dick still hard after you came? Man, I gotta get, there's two kinds of guys, I guess. Guys who still want to fuck after they come and guys who just want to go on their phone, on their Twitter, yeah. You didn't want to get ripped off.

Did I hear that right? Cause you had extra time. Even though it wasn't my money, like I wanted to get my value and you know How was the value of having your limp come to dick in a in a stripper? That's value I came the first time I was still hard miraculously. Oh, okay. Yeah, did you come the second time? What did you come a second time? I did. I came a second time and I got some.

That's called fucking through. Wow. Yeah. I've done that maybe once and yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, younger. Yeah. Yeah. Younger days. And on drugs. Incredible. Well, what did you think?

Is it worth all the hype? Oh, it was great. It's a fantastic confidence booster for sure. Yeah, man. Yeah good for you. That's awesome. Do you plan on doing it again? Oh We are actually me and Miami are hanging out on Monday, so we might go down to the quail Do you know how much you paid for it? Do you know how much you paid for it? I, he wanted this clothes. Oh, how much would you guess? How much would you pay for something like that?

I would guess it's around 400. 400 bucks. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. For two minutes of work, Sean. 400 bucks. Well, she kept, she worked overtime. She just didn't know it.

I made a work overtime, Sean, she'd not get off that either. No. God. So I mean, how tired were you after plowing through it? And the how was he doing? She was doing all the work. Oh, yeah. Are you able to? Are you doing on your joystick like back and forth or anything like that? We forgot all the funniest parts. Actually, this is actually funny. I didn't say this, but she had a little bit of trouble getting on at first.

And her bag hit my joystick. And then, I went sideways and wobble. And then I heard her try to say, off before she got in there. It's like a naked gun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa.

Oh my God. It's incredible. I'm very happy for you. My life is better having heard this story. I don't know. And everybody else out there, you have fucking no excuse. Yeah. Now, crippled Jesus, crippled Jesus busted two nuts.

It's everything. I thought it wouldn't be as good as everybody says it is, but no, it is. It's everything, everyone said and more. Yeah. I mean, well, you know how annoying women are. So, God knew what he was doing. Was it again? Shipper. So she just took the money and I have to at my jokes. So one and all that bad. Yeah, she kind of thought you were funny. Did you get her number? I think that I am. We're going back to get her number because I forgot to get it.

Is this one girl going to be like your go to poker now? Mary's a Post-war yeah Yeah, that is Chris is game you can bring her a bottle of wine. Yeah Oh Chris wrote up Chris wrote a poem and I said I pay him ten bucks if he recorded himself Reciting the poem. Did he do it? Yeah, of course I do. All right, hold on, Cripple Jesus. Beautiful. Let me play this, let me play this. Yeah, if anybody wants the 30 minute version

of the story where I grill them about his choices, we've recorded the first episode of Holy Rollers. So, that's Holy Rollers. Yeah, it's gonna be our ministry podcast. Each week, CJ and I, as God's chosen few, we're gonna lecture the sinners on what they're doing wrong. Oh, wow. So that's my biggest problem rip off podcast.

No, it's great. Bring in sermons and so problems. I mean, they're all the same. It's gonna be great. So, all right, holy roller. Holy roller. Holy shit. I was gonna ask cripple Jesus something, I forgot.

Oh, you're playing poker. What's, how much poker do you play? I bet he doesn't have a lot of tells. I play, I play a whole lot. You play, I know hold them, but how much do you play? How much poker are you knocking down? I can play three to six times a week. Wow, are you any good?

Do you win money? I am poker, bang, horse. But at the moment, I'm down 200 hours, but I manage to pay. What, today or in your life? What? What do I'm down 200 hours, but I'm what today or in your life. What what do you mean down 200 today or what is your how long you keep in track? I have it in my phone like every day I go in that I type the day in and then I write if I want to watch the money and so I'm keeping track overall.

Okay be careful with that poker. I'll eat you up. Life coach played a little right into your hooker money. If it just eats, he played a lot. He played a lot of poker. The poker destroys him. You'll hear all about it on our show. The Holy Rollers.

Yeah, yeah. We'll talk about my gambling addiction for sure. Well, we all got something. Here's, okay, here's Chris the Kiwi. I'm just gonna let him introduce it and present it for you. He's a very poetic guy. He enjoys writing poems. Well, that's definitely the face of a poet.

You don't know what poets look like. Well, I do, and they look like that. They look like this. Hold on, let me line it up right for the video. He wrote me a poem. Oh, he did. What was it? It was back when they had a Patreon for a show. He wrote me an insult poem and said he would throw me off a cliff.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Of course he did. I thought Paul on the next day would only offer a gift. Hahaha. Of course he did. I throw you off a cliff, not with you. I don't think you guys, I don't think you guys elect Frank to throw the cripple Jesus off a cliff. I would thought he would have built him a ramp and soon fit his wheelchair and then stuck the joystick forward and jammed it there. Something creative.

I just can't stop thinking of Chris the Kiwi with like a married with children style dummy. Just throwing it off a cliff, you know. All right. Here's his poem. Shining might be a little loud. Okay. Here's Chris the Kiwi with a poem that he's written. This song is called the California Lime and Saw.

Yeah, I'm the Lime and I'm the county. It's the witchian Lyman. So, yeah, I'm the Lyman of the county. It's the Wichita line. I'm fixing women's appliances. Up those stairs I come sneaking up to the door. I come inside with my toolbox. Why they watch it marry me and they give the California lime in a cup of tea. I grabbed their butchic, they make moves on me. I live with a smile on my face. They are full of plea.

I'm properly sediced. That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. You were saying that was a song? Well, I think he started with... He said he called it a song. California alignment. No, you're saying that's for the county. He wasn't a Glenn Campbell, I think, right with he said he called it a song California lineman. No, you know, you're my line for the county wasn't it's Glenn Campbell I think right? Glenn Campbell wrote that song well He started I did yeah, he yeah, it's a parody. Okay, so he didn't steal money or anything. What was your favorite part of that song?

The we look on his face in between singing the the versus where he knew it was Kind of absurd and he's not sure why he's doing it. Would you like to hear it again? Riley would. Yeah, absolutely. Let me know. Let me do it again. When he says he's gonna use the smile on his face,

but he's like super depressed throughout most of the... My favorite part is the butt cheeks. The butt cheeks. The butt cheeks. But cheek. I think it's singular, yeah. Creeple Jesus, what was your favorite part of the song? I just like how offbeat the harmony was like he started rolling with it at one point and it

was almost like he forgot the tempo of the song. So you've enjoyed that part. Okay, there we go. This song is called the Californ Lime Man. Okay. Oh yeah, I'm the Lime Man, I'm the county. So that part is the Glen Campbell part? Is that? Yeah, it sounded like it. Yeah, I'm a Lime Man for the county. Oh yeah, he starts it.

What's a Lime Man? Somebody works on phone lines, I think. Power lines, yeah. Power lines. Yeah. So he's singing a song about himself being a power line. He has a box of tools that he references. Okay, here we go.

I like fixing women's appliances. About the- Not alignment. So I come sneaking. Of the stairs I come sneaking. Yeah, that's- That part, I- Yeah.

That's a pretty good spot. He's writing from experience, I think, there. I like fixing women's appliances. Yeah. Of the stairs I come sneaking. I like fixing women's appliances. Yeah. Up to stairs, I come sneaking. You know, so the appliances don't run away. You just want to wake up the women, right? First, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just try to help fix the quiet. Yeah, exactly. No, he actually like repairs their blenders and then takes it home to test it. So he doesn't wake them up and then sneaks it back in like the Grinch. Yeah, like, like, I'm sitting in my factory. Right. I'm sitting at taking a home to his workshop and fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here. You bitch. Yeah. like taking it back to my factory. Right, I'm sending it to take it home to his workshop. And fix it up there, then it'll bring it back here.

You bitch. Yeah. I'll cut your fingers. Right, I'll cut your teeth. Well, he's he'd like to a kid there, the Grinch. Yeah, okay, here we go. Up to the door. Is this sound kind of like he's in the synagogue?

Who's in the back there speaking hookers? He's wearing a Dixho shirt, by the way. Wonderful. Okay, here we go. I'm sure you're very proud of that I am I I mean I think he is I think he likes writing poems and that he should do it more he does he likes doing a lot of weird things dude there's a whole community of musicians who work with him yeah I'm like a Chris out and make a Chris out oh okay here we go this song is called the California Lime In.

I am the Lime In of the County. I like fixing women's appliances. Women's only. There's stairs, I come sneaking up to the door. I come inside with my toolbox while they watch it marry me and they give the California lime in a cup of tea. I grab their butchee I grabbed their butchee Yes, does he say butchee?

Butchee, I think I grabbed their butchee You're right, they make news on me I leave with a smile on my face. They are full of glee. Oh boy, they are full of glee. Yeah. Phil something. Yeah. She's pumped it into him. Wow. Good for you. Is there anything on what a woman's appliance appliances. Is that like a vacuum? It's a pussy. He's using a euphemism.

Exactly. This is art. You got to turn blocks full of metaphors. Don't be an idiot. You know what it's all about now. Yeah, he brings it, yeah. Yeah, you've knocked. He brings this toolbox in.

Now that you've cleaned those, now that you've cleaned that appliance out, now that you've fixed an appliance yourself. He might be literally, I mean, he might actually carry around a toolbox, crippled Jesus. Jesus. You know what I mean, you don't have to

spread it on the side of a, do you have like a Honda, a club, and not be able to go, like a motorcycle kid in that thing? So you can do quick repairs. I have a, like a side pouch that I keep my money in. Oh, your money in. What about like a wrench,

like a metric set of wrenches? So repairs, an Allen wrench. You better have an Allen wrench on that thing. It's a AAA at least. Oh, I don't have a AAA. AAA, do you have AAA? How do you do it? I do.

I have AAA. That's good. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. You get a full time membership. It's pretty good. Lifetime membership. Yeah, right.

No dues, no nothing. Oh, there's dues. At least the government pays for it. Oh, my God. Well, do you got anything that makes you a rage? I do actually. It's college professors that use the phrase in the real world. That's a great rage.

I fucking paid that because the guy that makes my McNuggets knows more about the real world than you do. You're totally right. You don't know shit. You get paid to read a textbook back to a bunch of stoned teenagers. You don't know shit about the real world. Some people have been professors like their whole fucking lives, right? I mean, some people have never left college.

They don't do, they not only do professors not do anything, but the curriculum they teach is purchased from a third party vendor. They just, they just show up to get, they just show up as soft money, grants, authors, so they can put their names. What a racket. It's such bullshit.

What a racket. It's stupid. They put their names. The way grants work is they have postdocs. They get people to sign them. Write it, yeah. And then they're known as someone who can, whatever get more esteem or return on the investments

and they'll sign their name at the top like a celebrity. They don't do shit and all the curriculum is paid for from a third party, which it should be because how many fucking different ways can you teach, can you teach information that has no value. How how how in the real world most of that information has no value. Yeah, absolutely no value. The teacher that told me that too, they used that phrase in the real world. He taught a race of them. How to do it. How to do it. Yeah, I'm a bias. I'm a racist. I'm a bias. I'm a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah So you can know what races are perpetrating around the globe that you are not annoyed with yet.

I like that. I like, oh, you guys hate Nicaraguan's here. Yeah. Why? I believe you. What are they called? Nickers. What's a Nicaraguan's?

I don't know. I don't know why that's funny. Okay, crippled Jesus. Thank you. That is a great rage. Yeah, that is. In the real world. Yeah, the only time I had Yeah, that is in the real world

That is the day where we got to list off all the slurs Do they talk about people with disabilities? Yeah, no shit. Oh, yeah, racism tough What about what about prejudice against disabled people you got any fucking stats about that pencil dick So when we had to do a class on microaggressions and it was really fucking stupid But he was looking at me like he wanted me to say something So I raised my hand and I tell him about a lot of old people I meet Say that I'm just like Stephen Hawking It's the whole thing you can't you know, but he's not no No, but he's in a motorized wheelchair and that's where it stops. Hey, buddy, like studying black holes.

Yeah. Oh, wow. I'm excited to buy a cold. I'm gonna leave a bowl. Wonderful. Thank you, crippled Jesus. Have fun with your horrors. Are you related to Stephen Hawking?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Did you ever get that one? Are you related to Stephen? I get the one I got was, you know, if you read a science book, he could be just like Stephen Hawking. You're already 90% there. Oh God. I see.

Cripples don't grow up being told they can be the doctors or surgeons. You guys could be talking to the doctor. I mean, I guess. What do you mean you guess? Why is he the doctor? The doctor is dead now, isn't he? He's the out. I feel like he's not a doctor.

He's a wrong kind of doctor. Actually, he'd live for fucking hell with the guys. Come on. Good question. All of them. Cripple Jesus free doctor dies. What suck at health, okay? Do you have, does anybody with like a cripple fetish ever contact you like chicks with a cripple fetish

So a while back we never actually met on Like in person, but I matched with this Canadian chick Who said she had a caregiver fetish. Oh wow. Yeah. Do you ever do? Yeah, go ahead. I had to block her because it got a little weird. Oh, stalker. Yeah. How weird. So she started out normal by like saying that she wanted to shower me and like do my laundry, which I've heard that before.

Yeah. You get that all the time right? Yeah, what do you mean you've heard that before? Well, shower me. No bitches ever told me they want to shower me. Can I give you a touch or a fix that have like caregiver fetishes? What they usually like is like giving you a shower or helping you piss into the bottle or like women do I have been told that they want to help me piss yeah okay because you're getting it all over the bedroom yeah right like here let me let me help you fucking Creighton

and she progressed to it she was like oh I wanted you to piss in my mouth and I was like I guess if you take me to a nice dinner, I'll do that. And then she's gonna piss all over you dinner. The next day she got weirder. She said that she, she sent me a Amazon wink to a GoPro and she said, I want you to put this in your toilet. So,

I'm not a tourist. Yeah. why you put this in your toilet? And the toilet? Monatized, yeah. Inside the toilets, so your asshole would like be dumping into the frame or just in the bathroom. There's one. Which one? And the-

I told her I'm not doing it for free. I said, I'll do it for 20 bucks of shit. And then you can't- You keep gambling. you're doing it. You're gonna end up shitting in on camera. Did she want it inside the toilet or just in the bathroom? No, she said she wanted it inside the toilet. She's...

Have you ever been propositioned to the toilet? No. You better not ever let me meet her because if that whole shower you is gonna mean a whole entirely different thing. Soon you're not gonna be crippled enough and she's gonna have to help you get further crippled. I bet.

Yeah, no, it's okay, right. Then what happened? I, she blocks me after I said, I'll do the shit thing, but for money. She blocks me and we never got to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get I Block you you're unreasonable for asking for money for that see how big were her tits I Didn't see him I would shit. I would shit. I would put a camera in my toilet for you know any reason Yeah, but there was a couple bucks and I'll give you shit Yeah, if there was a couple bucks and I'll give it shit. Oh, right. Why is it in some precious with their shit?

So I was already kind of, yeah, enough. All right, I get out of here, crippled Jesus. I'm sure I've have someone else to talk to, but this has been a very great story. Congratulations. Congratulations. Good job. Holy rowers, everybody.

Holy moans. I'm a quote rowers, everybody. Holy moans. I'm a club. You're a man now. Now what you do? I feel like a man I could almost get up and walk, dick. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. long done disco Venom. He had two hookers flake on him. Really? This week.

Cause one had to be a big argument about like, well, that's not really losing your opportunity because it's for it. You pay, you always pay for it. I got fucking news for you idiots. You every single fucking time you pay for and for the rest of your life. Okay, good.

You were saying he had two hookers flake on him. Long Dung Disco Venom because one of them had to pet sit their friends dog. Awesome. I guess she didn't also to work. Yeah. He's here. Who else do I have? Let me read some comments first. This is from Zach, that kid that broke up with his girlfriend because she had cancer. Do you remember that guy? Yeah.

Hero. Yeah, he wrote in asking if he should break up with his girlfriend who has cancer because he wasn't really into her and we said, yes, of course. Obviously. What we said. Was she like terminal? I believe so. Oh.

Yeah. Hey, Dick, you know, we should have told him to just wait, get the weight loss, tap it, then, oh, God. Zap it, right? Get the weight loss. Get that weight loss and tap it, zap it. Hey, Dick, I'm that guy that broke up with his girlfriend because she had cancer. Just listen to the last episode where that 19 year old had batshit helicopter parents

and I'm riding along the same lines, but asking for advice. Man, I think he's talking about you. Yes. I don't know, but I think he's on. Hate talking about my parents this much, because it makes me feel like a chick that's considering stripping, but I think you'll be able to give advice.

I think everyone saw my advice play out. Tolerate any shit from those people. I'm also 19, and my parents have sent similar, similar threats almost word for word. They have also called the cops to get the car and all other threats and what not. At one point, I received a $70,000 contract for a year from the Boston profession Overwatch League team. Wow, $70,000 contract, Overwatch is a video game. I received a $70,000 contract for a year from the Boston Professional Overwatch League team.

God damn, a video game thing. You can make 70 grand a year playing fucking video games. That's not even much. I think it can make more than what I've heard. Yeah, absolutely. Wow, I don't even play games. What if you're crappy? How many can you make? How many can you make?

How many can you make? How much money can you make? Getting drunk and rage quitting Mario versus Rabbids. How about 25? And 25? 25 a month, something like that? More than that, Sean. But my 17 year old self wasn't able to accept the contract

without my parents' permission, and they declined and then took away my computer to prevent me from being able to compete. Oh my God. Take away their feet. Yeah, just own your parents for seven days. Seven of grand, like you can't make me. It's got to be the most spiteful people on earth.

You can buy any new parents with that much money. Yeah. Easy. Oh my God. Just sign it, man. Just fucking lie. Yeah. fucking lie. Dad didn't want to lie all the time. Give me that contract. My mom's outside.

There you go. Here she's sign it. It's your fucking problem now, honey. Here's the one whose world resolves around signing pieces of fucking paper. Give me my fucking money. There's no way my kid makes fucking more than me. No shit. My kid makes fucking more than me. No shit. Fashon, he's probably wondering why they would do that. I doubt Sean is wondering why they would do that. Oh, yeah, he said for Sean, the parents probably give him a $70,000 contract for another appearance. The parents. Fashon, he's probably wondering why they would do that.

He says, yeah, it's a combination of religion. Yeah, my dad is a church banker. Oh boy. I think they have a, I think he has a, okay, a church banker. Huh. And then finding out me having a sex life

and then drug testing me and finding weed in my system, man, you gotta have some fake piss. Didn't you see American Beauty? Probably not. These kids probably haven't seen American Beauty. Wait, man, you gotta have some fake piss. Didn't you see American Beauty? Probably not. These kids probably haven't seen American Beauty. Wait, wait, where's psycho, a psycho military dad that was job test is kidding, I don't have fake piss.

I'm selling weed. That's right, yeah. Also, my adopted little sister is going through a rebellious phase, which they considered to be my fault. Sure, did you fall ever? God for you. Yeah, religion and fear go way too well together. T.O. fucking idiot.

What? Way too well together. He spelled it T.O. Fucking sending me punctuation. Fucking grammar errors all over the place. Do you really want to advise? Give him a break. You want to advise him.

Why don't you fucking pray to God with you too, you fucking idiot. Jesus. Too many video God with your two, you fucking idiot. Jesus. Too many video games, Rots, you fucking brain. Way too well, T.O. I'm supposed to read this on the fly with T.O. Thinking it's two and inflecting the wrong words.

I look like a jackass reading your fucking advice, see me. I'll cut this out, don't worry. What's they considered to be my fault? Religion and fear go way, go way too well. Too well. Together and when combined with religion creates this dog shit.

My question for you is how to suck it up and just live with people like this. Fuck off. Don't. Oh yeah. That's been my main contract. They are willing to pay. What were you gonna say?

Oh, just that's been my main fight with all the mint stuff too. Is like my advice can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't.

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or something like the obligation, the financial responsibilities. It's weird, dude. It's just weird to be like, oh, I own you until you're 18. And apparently, so that's not what it goes into after you're 18. That's not what family is, Riley. Well, that's what it seems like to me.

That's what I've seen. I mean, it seems like it's a hint two, but that's not what it is. There comes a it's a perverse version of family. Yes, but listen to the same. Oh, like this is terrible. I can't. It's to the grammars on the wall, but there does come a point at which once you start, once you get a little experience, once you have, once you reach adulthood, you kind of should take stock on, are these good?

Are they worthy of love and respect? Because just because they're your parents, I mean, that wasn't your choice. And that was a wisepin time with these people. Like, if not, get out. I mean, if some parents are absolutely terrible and you should get away from them as soon as possible. I like I was talking about my mom. Unfortunately, yeah.

Unfortunately, you often don't know that because they fuck you up so bad. So it's like, you think this shit is normal. And then it is weird that parents who want to have like, my parents don't give a shit what I do. And I wouldn't listen to them. It's like, that's normal to me. But it seems like the more control they want to have, the more people are receptive to that control. You know what I mean?

Like when it's working well, they're not gonna tell me what to do and I'm not gonna do it anyway. That's what I know. But then it seems like all my parents told me to do this. I'm like, why the fuck would you listen to that? They're that conditioned to listen to it. That's right.

Exactly right. The fucking is a shitty situation. They're willing to pay for my college, which is the only reason I'm staying now. I bet they would be willing to pay for that, even if you left. That's what you miss when you're, when you're, when they're in your mind like that,

when your parents are in your mind grapes, is you got all the leveraging the world. You got you. You could just show up with a razor blade and you're like, hey, why don't you sign this fucking contractor, I'm dead on your fucking doorstep. How you gonna explain that to Facebook, you fucking cunt? You sign it, you tend to hide it.

You tend to think in terms of A or B, but there's 24 other letters. Yeah, you're starting to leverage. Give them enough for they, can't fucking refuse. Absolutely. My parents are very wealthy. Oh, well he's a banker for the church. He's probably a fucking billionaire.

I thought you were gonna say something else. My parents are very wealthy. So I might as well stay around for the inheritance and the tuition, wealthy people and church people have a lot of pride. What is, that's called leverage. What should I do? I'm very good at lying,

but I can't help feel hatred for how controlling they are, constantly and crushing a previous dream of mine. They had a dream too, find it and trade it. You might be the worst person to ask about how to control anger. No, because I have to do it all fucking day. I function outside of this room, but I'm already this deep in an email. So fuck it. Go fuck yourself. What do we give him? Good

advice. What do you think? What advice did we give everybody has wants? Everybody has something they want. Find it and take it and take it until you kill. What's yours? Kill it. Don't kill it. Trade it. Okay. Find it and trade it. Okay. Learn how to negotiate. Go read the art of the deal by Donald Trump. Badger and badger and badger. Yeah. Just do what men did. Yeah, just stick to like pick a plan, pick a course, and just do it no matter what.

He's a dangerous influence. Oh, absolutely. Pulling the puppets straight away. The way he talks about what's Sean. No, nothing shaking that. Yeah, just do it. Just pick something and just decide you're going to do it. The way he talks about what's Sean. What's shaking that? No, nothing shaking that. Yeah, just do it. Just pick something and just decide you're gonna do it.

Don't cave no matter what. Don't negotiate with terrorists. Ever. Don't do it. What you want. Yeah, what you want. I got news for you. You have a long life of getting what you want

from people who don't want to give it to you. So practice with your parents. Yep. Because they'll give you doovers. They generally will. The bank won't. Porn rage. Having listened to your multiple rages about porn, I think I have had an epiphany that

is a little bit different from how I've heard you talk about it. Apparently it's a big new fad for women to watch gay, male on male porn. Really? No. Or at least, or at least to say they watch it, but is that a new fact? Because guys watch girl on girl. Women do too, man. No, I know.

Is this a new fad? Raise your hand if this is a new fad, I don't see any hands. It's not a new fad. I've always been into gay dudes. There's a whole hint of some culture of it. Just like they think they can turn gay, one of, yeah, yeah, we, they think they can turn gay, dude, some of them, right? I think they just like it.

Women just think they find all sex attractive, lights up the brains in a way that math does for us. I see. But this just made me think about how long women have been doing this without being shamed for it. Oh, good luck with that. Let's shame women. Men watch porn and condition themselves to be attracted.

That's, if I'm going to change women's behavior, that's the one I'm going to change. So they stop watching gay male porn. Yeah, list of women's behaviors. Oh, stop watching gay, that's the number one thing. Survey says not a fucking chance men watch point is like the rest of america in our problems yeah men watch point condition themselves to be attracted to models with perfect bodies

i think god did that shane women watch point condition themselves to be attracted to models with perfect bodies empowerment there this is uh... i don't think you've ever met a woman in your life, sir. Everything is men's fault. It's only bad for men to watch porn. It's our fault if we can't keep an erection for three hours

and hold the vibrator in the right spot and sing the right magical incantation for a woman to have an orgasm. I think crippled Jesus is having more luck than this guy because she's somehow enough to keep us excited for that long, but somehow it isn't her fault at all from needing that much work because she's so used to flicking herself off to gay porn.

This guy just needs to bring another man into his bedroom. His girlfriend doesn't want him. Maybe his gay. Remember when you were a teenager and all your friends were like the meme of the guy saying some chick isn't hot because her elbows are too pointy or her knees look weird.

The default state of men is to only be attracted to models. It takes real experience to come down to earth. The problem isn't men watching porn and conditioning themselves. It's the state that they are already, am I reading an Elliott Roger manifesto? The problem is that both men and women are too frustrated for many reasons to have any real experiences.

So they are disappointed when they actually try and have a bad experience. Kripp-Juice didn't sound like you had a bad experience. No, he had a good experience. If perfectly, it perfectly coincides with men and women having less sex than ever before, yet the porn alarmists totally reverse this correlation. I'm sure there are some porn addicts out there to varying degrees. General sexual frustration causes porn watching. Not the other way around. Well, I don't know. What do you think about that? Oh, you thought about it a lot. Three hours. No one wants to have sex for three hours. Absolutely. People have things to do.

Yeah. Two, three minutes tops. Let's get this over and done with. That's being generous. We got Netflix to watch. I gotta go watch Mandalorian. You got other stuff to do that I've never wondered about. I don't know what it is, but I'm sure you've got to do it.

Right. And I'm not, if you're doing it, I am not going to interrupt you. I'm not doing it. Take that as a, take that as a my commitment to whatever. Women believing in ghosts is a real problem. Hey, Deca, I haven't written the show in a while, but you've read a couple of my emails before.

Here's a story for you. Too long didn't read my coworker got written up for terrifying a middle-aged woman with a joke about a ghost. Oh, okay. Oh, for, really? Yeah. Do you think she can identify I ran on a map? I'm doubtful of that.

I pray in the ocean. I work at a joke about a ghost. I work at a large retail bookstore as a shift supervisor and receiver. We do a lot of our work during off hours. Most of my shifts are overnight, 9 to 5 a.m. or early morning, 4 to 11 a.m. Ghost hours. Ghosting. Yeah, haunting.

We're all around hours. I've been working with the same group of people for the last five years, and we have a series of running jokes. One is that the store is haunted. This started because one night we started hearing, we heard tables and chairs moving around in the Starbucks attached to our store, correct usage of the word two, and thought we heard people talking in there at 2 a.m.

But no one replied when we called out to them. He works in a bookstore. He's probably grammatically pretty cool. Instead of doing our due diligence and reporting it, we shrugged it off and said it must be a ghost. That started three or four years ago, and people still hear weird sounds over there at night on a regular basis, but most of my team just ignore it.

Man, you know, I have a, I saw one of those videos where a guy lives in the crawl space of somebody's apartment. And it's like a real thing. Yeah, I constantly think there's people living in the crawl space behind the studios. Always freaking me out. Really? A month ago, a new, and I keep the guns in here.

Stupid. Yeah, right? He's gonna get to him first. A month ago, a new janitor, a middle-aged black lady, probably in her 40s, started working at our location. You know, I saw recently, they put an APB out on a six-foot tall man wearing a jacket. There was some kind of attack, and it was a black guy, but in order to not say his race, it was a six-foot tall man wearing a jacket. There was some kind of attack and it was a black guy,

but in order to not say his raise, it was six foot tall man wearing a jacket. Like, oh, okay. I don't know if the black bar probably wouldn't be helpful, but, I don't know, maybe, right. Okay. It's pretty easy to take a jacket off.

And if we weren't working overnight, when she was in, she would be in the store alone. One morning, at the beginning of my shift, she approached me and my other shift lead and asked us if we've ever heard weird sounds at night in the building. My co-worker is a 30-year-old woman jokingly said, oh, that's just the ghost. The building is haunted, you know. Oh God. Can't take that one back.

Well, the janitor didn't like that. For the next three or four days, she pulled me aside on multiple occasions to ask if the building was really haunted if someone had been killed there. And if she should be in the building alone. On the third day, she told me that she was afraid for her life. How fucking dumb. That's when you go full-skinned, we do.

And this check out of a job. No, shit. Later that day, my coworker gets called into the manager's office and is reprimanded for having frightened the idiot, the janitor. Yeah. And is called a callus, an unsympathetic person for bringing up the ghost. One of our employees upon hearing this happened, apparently, was asked himself into a puddle of piss

all that and became a ghost at the end of Roger Rabbit. Apparently, was so upset that my coworker had done this that she broke down in tears. Oh, Jesus. In the back room. Oh, so saying that she couldn't believe my coworker could be so cruel This is every time you hear about like shootings and cancer and stuff you got to remember that it could be one of these people to like before you get too upset like

These people are out there and there's a lot of them How do you believe a lot of them? Even leave and go in the first place and then not think they'd be everywhere So many people have died in every spot. Narcissism, you think you're so fucking special that ghosts are haunting you. Yeah, that's why. God has built this entire system just for you.

Weird. Just for you to be seized by people who are dead. So she's just, the mocked, you make your life a little harder. That's what they wanna do in the afterlife. You could talk to anybody, and they wanna fuck with you. Yeah. Like, talk to anybody and they want to fuck with you.

Yeah. So, janitor job at a bookstore. So, this coworker is completely emotionally distraught over a comment that wasn't even made to her about a thing that doesn't even exist. Yeah, idiot too. Yeah. You're sobbing that someone could be so cruel. Yeah.

You know what I like doing when we're laying at night, like as we're going to sleep, laying in bed, I like to like say that I heard something and say that there's probably demons. Like when it's dark, when it's very dark, I do do this. Like, how well, it's pretty dark. I did think I heard a noise. If I were a demon, this is the time I would show.

I'm pretty sure there's like a demon, probably in the bathroom with a white face, eyes or maybe just black eye. I'll start describing it That's what I do that's called for play for me good. Oh, I fun. Yeah, I'll be trying it later Everybody try it on your wife really try it on her If she doesn't put out tell her about the demons Because we joked about a ghost haunting the building, my coworker had to apologize to the janitor in front of management, and explain that it was all a joke, and that the ghost isn't real.

Jeff, tell the stupid woman that ghosts aren't real. The janitor said she felt reassured, but at the same time, she never came back to our store. And then maybe she never existed. What if that was the twist? What if she was the guy? Yeah. Yeah.

We found out she had died 10 years ago, and our janitorial contractor had to replace her with a sign. Had to replace her with another janitor. The human being of average intelligence. A man. Have a good one, Dick. Cheers, Jay. How about that?

Wow. Yeah. I wish I could say I'm surprised. Yeah, me too. Is anybody else, I know I told somebody else to call in? Probably me, maybe. Uh, David Croco has the Vox Day. Okay.

Let's talk to David. Let's talk to David Croco. And Jamie May. Jamie May, I know. Oh, God. It's already 130. I'm sorry, Sean. This is a long one. That's all right. We have a lot to do. David Croco, are you there? God, it's already 130. I'm sorry, Sean, this is a long one. That's all right, we have a lot to do.

David Krocko, are you there? Yeah, what's up, brother? Hey, what's up, man? You got it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that this has taken so long. I probably told you to call him like an hour and a half ago. That's my bad. Cripple Jesus got laid though, so we had to talk to him.

Holiday. It's a holiday. You have, I'm not really familiar with this Vox day with who this person is, but you have some kind of beef with him that I thought was interesting. And as soon as I mention him, people come out of the woodwork and start like telling me what are obviously lies. So that's what got me interested in it in the first place. Can you give a, can you tell us a story of what happened between you and Vox? I'm trying to make it as possible. Just not too quick. Vox, they has linked to all in Benjamin. They have a business together which that's even

we don't even know that if that's true or not. but they have a website streaming service that they're offering to people called unauthorized.tv. Okay. So last year they said, we're going to have streaming. We're going to be bigger than info wars. We're going to be, you know, they're just selling this thing, paid subscriptions, streaming every day, you know, away from the big tech. But Owen Benjamin is an insane person, right? He thinks that the he thinks we didn't go to the moon.

That's the last time he called in the show. He seemed normal. But since then he's, you know, he just kind of looks out of it. Um, something happened. Yeah. Something something broken. Yeah. I think it's the internet.

I think it's the internet. It will do that. Yeah. You won't get a little at this though, because of his ego. So at this time, like, Revenge of the SIS is making fun of Box Day and Owen and that whole thing is going on. And then someone calls into my very small channel that I have and says,

have you looked into this unauthorized TV that they claim they have streaming? I haven't seen any streams on there. So I just start looking into it and I'm doing streams where I'm just trying to figure out are they even capable of doing streams. So all I was pretty much doing was sitting for a year, they've been taking people's money, but they're not streaming.

They're just embedding videos that are already up on YouTube. Okay, all right. And he gets, you know, so he's not paying any attention and any attention to this, you know, I'm a nobody. Yeah. So like about a month ago, I go, you know what? I just want to kind of make this guy spiral.

Like I'm just in the mood to fuck with him a little bit. So I just come on a video and say, guys, I've been contacted by an insider of Vox Day and insider of Owen Benjamin, they're releasing information to me about the website. But just, you know, coming up with this whole cloaked dagger scenario. Ever since then, this guy's been streaming about me.

He's very worried, he's very nervous, he docks me live on stream. He said, you know, lawsuits are coming my way. This is Vox Day, who's done this? What did you say? Yeah, what did you say? What did you say that these, you know, these sources told you. I just briefly looked into it.

And like Vox say was he sued Indiegogo or something like that. I saw him on Nick Rikatus show. So I was familiar with him. Yeah, I pretty much the Indiegogo thing, but I didn't comment on it because I actually believe he may have, but there may be some kind of sealed agreement where they don't talk about it for a certain amount of time. I mean, yeah, that could be just a loss. There's where they don't tell. Yeah. I saw he was putting a sue Patreon too,

which somebody asked me if I was in on that lawsuit, and I said, fuck no, no, why would he... Yeah, people, he's making people believe medical is involved in that too. That is also what I heard, which I cannot believe that. Why the fuck would medicare put his name on a Patreon?

I've never really seen them talking either. Like I haven't seen much Vox and medicare knowing each other. You wonder why I stay out of this shit? Yeah, yeah. That's why that was weird. So I just forgot to go into Jim where they asked about this whole thing.

He did not mention anything about knowing Vox or anything. He just said, it sounds interesting. And I look into it. So what I said, basically, what got him mad was that his site's a scam. So he said, that's illegal. And then during this time, so, you know, they made up that someone swatted on Benjamin. So he comes on. He docks is me.

He says, I'm involved. I'm financially tied to the people that swatted on Benjamin. Right. I'm a ringleader of this whole thing that are trying to hack into their website. None of this stuff is true. So he docks is me while saying these like,

you know, real criminal allegations. So now I got these sick fucking people that watch Owen, you can imagine his fans. Oh, they're demoted. Owen Benjamin's fans are like guys who make up being in the military who don't stole and valid people or what? Yeah, they're fucking weird. Yeah. And they just changed. He came on the stream and he'll always say like, keep, dude, I'll tell you one only, that's one of the funniest ones. He pulls Tucker Carlson's clip.

Where Tucker Carlson has to use the word unauthorized and one of his segments. And he's telling his fans, that's a secret shout out. To the dog whistle. Wow. I don't know the same. The same or if he's like trying to play to the insanity of his audience, but there is something there is weird shit going on over there.

It's melted over into I don't know if he understands the parody, even if he even tried to. He's fully down and grab it hold. Yeah. It sounded like he planted himself on YouTube as a leptus, kind of grifted to the right, then to the more extreme right. He did the two stuff for a while, and now he's just full blown. I'm going to be a truth there until that runs out of steam and make the most money possible from these little pay pigs.

It's hard when you think you're very talented. You really have to kind of discover this secret to life but it usually just turns into More gallant disease and thinking we didn't go to the moon, you know My mom told me growing up. I was gonna be something and I've discovered that there's nano machines and our bodies Accimated by the 5G spectrum. Yeah, you have to be the only one who can see something. Yeah, at some point Yeah, I'm asking that because I have G spectrum. Yeah. You have to be the only one who can see something. Yeah. At some point. It's a question that, because he always says he has a 147 IQ.

Yeah. And it's literally not that I told him that when he was five. Well, I mean, that's accurate. They don't deviate. Your IQ does not from when you're a kid, but it's just a weird flex. It's like posting a artwork of yourself getting gizzed all over your face, bragging about it.

So what did Fox stay threatened to do to you? I just heard about this guy, but I've got to look into it more, I guess. Well, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, well, I was supposed to be served within a week once he found out my name. Now, he already knew my name.

I knew that. I think that was just that threat, but yeah, I was gonna be served within a week once he found out my name. Now, he already knew my name. I knew that. I think that was just that threat. But yeah, I was gonna be served within a week. I'm gonna be hauled in the court. Oh. He started talking about the price of my home. So he said, I can't get millions of dollars, but he'll start garnishing my wages.

Oh. Oh. Oh. He started bragging that he once hauled a crippled 12 year old down to a police station for trolling him online Just they're crippled. That's not really Is that is that a challenge is that worse? Is that harder to do? Helping a crippled anywhere have here. Yeah, that's true. They're have here The chair behind repossessed as wheelchair.

That judgment. The police basically take some kid down to the station and give him a talking to because he was trolling boxed the online. Oh, I see. Yeah. The main online. Vox, a couple of weeks ago, he had made this whole

hit piece video on Nick Fuentes, and he would stream it. And then he backed out of it and then he backed out of it. Vox. Vox didn't want Nick to hit peace on Nick and then he didn't want Nick to see it. So he deleted it immediately and then what did it say? Well, it's like an hour and 20 minute. What was it just? It's just the whole thing.

Yeah. Yeah, it's just like rambling him not liking Nick because their political ideologies are exactly the same. There's some funny clips in there that it is funny. Merch recorded it. It's a city baby. Yeah, he calls him a city baby a lot. Merch recorded it and then we got it up on T-Cross.

Hey, asshole who says I don't know what I'm talking about. They don't give babies the same IQ test that they give adult people. They give them a different fucking test i don't think his mom just told him that i believe about i don't know his mom is like uh... his mom is like a uh... o'n benjamin's mom is like some kind of child development masters isn't she something like that i don't know i don't know everything i know about o'n benjamin is from the porcelain documentary

mean she definitely breastfed him for quite a while. All right. That's what I'm talking about. I wish I knew more about this Vox character. Sounds funny now. I got some video up. I think people are starting to pick it up. Drummer just put a little video up.

Medical starting to look into it. I think it's going to gain some gain some steam because like that last call, it's at the last call there, but congratulations, Dan. The guy before him that was saying, you know, it's a class between people that wanna have fun and not. Yep.

Box day literally put up a, what would you call it? A guide to how to flag my channel. Like, so, it's pretty funny. He puts how to flag me for guidelines. How to save me copyright violations. He's literally Monday and Matt. Yeah, I was gonna say he's becoming a man.

Yeah, that's not gonna work. I wanna do that a lot. Um, man, good luck with that. Vox. Good luck with your loss, please. So many outlaws coming. Yeah. All right, man, I'm sorry. I wish I was more acquainted with it. I'm sorry for keeping

you on hold, too. Does anything make you a rage? And please tell people where they can go see this this video. It seems funny. It seems funny, but I don't. I'm not. I'm not. Yeah. I have a feeling. We will be soon. David, where'd you go? Craco? They got him. They got him. Oh no. Foxes. Right now. I don't know how to catch on.

I'm asking his wages off my. All right. I'm asking his audio. Yeah. Um, I'm fucking beat. JMA says he's got a hooker story. Man, can you call in next week? That's too many hooker stories in one show.

There's a lot of hooker stories. Call in next week. We'll get you right up at the top. Right up at the top. Um, Riley, how are you? Do you got anything that makes you a raise? Um, what makes me a raise? Yeah.

Not really, not particularly. Everything makes me a raise. It's like a resting, I'm dealing with a problem. I've been talking to some health services, because have this issue where I for four or five years now I've woken up at just like a seven upset. I'm just mad at the day already. Oh yeah. So I just start doing a bunch of substances to deal with it.

Like what? Weed, alcohol, whatever, Xanax, I like drugs. All right. Xanax, sometimes. You go through the day on Xanax? Yeah. Dude, I just start, I gotta quick get it. You gotta wake up angry man.

Like I just awake up. You're young man, you should wake up angry. Okay, just don't join the military. Well, yeah, that would make me angry. Yeah, yeah, it won't give you this mad all the time. So what makes me a rage is being a rage that you tried jerking off. Yeah, I have sex a lot right now. No, jerking off, sex a lot of work.

Yeah, okay. I'll be sure to use that. That's my medical. I'm putting sex on the shelf. No more. Okay, no more sex. I've get it over with. After Japan, that's my new deal.

Own a hole to tall boys. I'm set. Nice. Yeah. All right, I love for that. I'll try that diagnosis. I'll try it. That's my regimen.

I'm gonna go to Japan. I need to go to Japan. Yeah, let's go. Permanently. Fuck these broads. Let's go to try it. That's my regimen. I'm gonna go to Japan. I need to go to Japan. Yeah, let's go. Permanently. Fuck these broads. Let's go to Japan permanently. They have forests, I'd like to visit in Japan. Oh, yeah.

The suicide forest. Yes, yes. Another suicide forest. Trying to become a YouTuber. So, go. Say your plan. But yeah, I'm just like always angry at something. I'm always screaming all the time and people then are like

Oh, well, maybe the Dixia was a bad influence on you. I'm like, no, well hang it is this community is the only thing that like makes me feel more normal Oh, I see Yeah, it's like a cult. Yeah, exactly It's not a bad thing What are you gonna say Sean? No, I was gonna say it is, but that doesn't, you gotta get it from different places. Like, I identify with this show a ton, obviously. But it's like, I don't have the energy to be a ray, when I was a ray.

A ray jet. Yeah. Well, so like, at some point, everything I had at some point, like you'll just, it'll just, I think it'll just balance out a little bit where you're like, I don't have to think this is. I'm just answering menopause, that's right.

And I get it, I get it. Well, like I'm either doing Dixio community stuff or like rap community stuff. So rappers are always angry. Like everybody's mad all the time. Rappers are angry? Oh yeah, what do you mean? They got a, well, it was usually kind of chill, man.

Like the, yeah, do you mean? Yeah. They got a, well, it was usually kind of chill, man. Like the, yeah. Do you know any rappers? Used to. I mean, more than, yeah, more than I do now. I don't really, back when you were like, I was like, I was like,

you're into the rap game like, I get to do this. Oh my God. Well, those are some of my first, those are some of my first sessions and stuff. And that's where you learn really quickly that you don't work on spec. Oh man, when this blows up, I mean, I knew better, but that was always dude, the money, there's never there.

There's always a fucking hustle, always, always a hustle. Should be angry. This should be angry about a lot of things. Okay. But you gotta make money. I'm angry that I don't make enough money being angry. Don't be popping Xanax and take that stuff away from you. You get old, you're not angry anymore, it's hard to do anything.

Okay. I'm gonna do some great while you're having. I'll take all the things you have. I'll take all the things you have. I'll take all the things you have. I'll take all the things you have. Just be angry. Just be angry.

You could drink. You could make a fortune on liquor. Okay. You can on Xanax. No. Down the back. Not on the chill stuff. I don't think so. Okay. I don't think so.

Really does it? Is it do that? Oh yeah. It's really. Any of those opiates, any of those drugs like that. Xanax is, but what, Xanax, it's just a, it's an anti-anxiety, right? Right, but it's very strong and. Yeah.

Naxu. Out. Really? Like a bar of Xanax. I'm never taking it. You locked in, you could do Xanax a day forever. It's not like Vyketin where you do Vyketin too much. You shit a football, you are done taking Vyketin

for a couple of months. Xanax you go forever. Don't let people tell you that you shouldn't be angry. You're too angry. Davey Croco, that was his channel. He's posted, the Croaco show channel on on YouTube Mint how do you admit how are you doing? I'm doing pretty good. Where do we rate the parents issue right now one to ten at the moment I tell you my dad at least texting me. Does he want to call in? No. Did you ask him? No, but I know for a fact that

When he he pushed out last time. Yeah, he immediately apologized. So well, not immediately, but like the day after. That's immediate for dad. Yeah, essentially. It's not one hour. I think he was embarrassed about the fact that his his hour our lives are being on display. And then he's like, oh shit. Yeah, embarrassment is a strong motivator. Her mom offered to finish paying for her college now. Oh wow, he's negotiating. He's negotiating.

He's a beautiful woman. That wonderful. Oh, look at that. Does anything make you a rage? The fact that, okay, the fact that people think you have to have a degree in order to get a job. Yeah. Yeah. My dad's literally texting right now.

You can't get a job because you don't have a four year degree. I'm like, I have a portfolio. I don't need a fucking degree. Like, you have a degree. I have a degree. You're having associates. Yeah degree? I have a degree. You have an associate. Yeah, but I have a book. Don't do what you're doing right now, Riley.

Sorry, I'm used to it. I'm used to it. It's just like, I don't have a degree. It's you do. They want a bachelor's degree. Yeah. I don't need a fucking bachelor's degree. Okay. What about all the people you meet though all the business opportunities?

That's what colleges for yeah, I Mean I pay for I meet more people on I met more people willing to pay for my art on the TDS Patreon discord that I didn't college. Yeah, so I should be charging. Oh, I do charge people to get in Raise it up a couple hundred thousand a year. Yeah. Do a university now. I just do anything make you a rich. Oh, that was what made me a rich.

Yeah. The Dixiel universe. Good luck with your parents. Yeah, thank you. You need it. Maybe if you had a kid, they would be happier. Maybe they would chill out. What do you think about that? A kid?

I shouldn't have one. No, that's true. You shouldn't have one. No, that's true. I won't. I won't. I really won. But I shouldn't have one. You won't want one. I have a kid.

I have a kid. I don't need another one. That sounds amazing. It sounds amazing. Yeah, like they do things for you. Like I said earlier. Is it seem like it? Is she doing a lot?

Cut them off at 18 or when they get independent. But listen, just have that slave for 18 years. He's the first one that figured this out. This is the first man who's ever said this shit. Right. Right. Ah. I just want him to go home and sit on a microwave

for about a day. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. All right, everybody. Thanks for listening.

This is Wendidick Dix show page on our capacity Dix show see next Tuesday. This is Papa Papa Papa What do I got? How Sean do by Todd side L? I have delete power. Oh God Good science Sean the audio engineer. You're in a restaurant, are we?

It was that obvious. I only get, only get time all the time. I don't, but that's what I do. That's true. I was pretty good. I don't know what they're talking about. No! I can never smoke out and go to high I'm not hired in fast food workers, honestly

I enjoy the next thing, you see this, you see it It's sure, that's a big dick That's true actually Can't tension, I've ever smoked too often Not often enough I'm the average person Because I trained in audio And because I'm more than the average person because I'm trained in audio And because I'm more tied than the average person

I think it gets louder I'm joking Because that's what I do I'm trained I'm joking Because that's what I do Hi This is getting real high

I'm more tied than the average person Because I'm trained in audio And because I'm more tied than the average person because I trained in bio Because I'm more than the average person I've rarely seen Sean I always write yeah I always write yeah. Poor guy. Because if you don't have a huge brick of weed just to get through the day, the fucking day, man. It seems unnecessary.

Nice. It's a new theme song. That's a great one. That's cool. It's a very talented. Todd Sidel, very talented. Come on, Sean. Let's do it.

Thank you. Thank you. This, that's cool. That's a great talent to it. Todd Sidel, there's a lot of work. Come on, Sean. Let's do it. Thank you. This, look at this, Maddox. Sean is holding the weed. Yeah he is. He's appraising, he's admiring it.

See, behind it. You can untwisted and smell it a little. It's so weird, I still haven't, like I went into a weed store not long ago, just because I wanted to, you know, go in. I bought somebody, I bought somebody to join. I bought somebody to join, just because it was like, story's changing already. I just wanted to see what was in there.

Well, I got in the box, somebody to join. No I did, but it was, it was weird to go in when they're totally legal. Yeah, it really is. It really is. In Minneapolis, I handed in my grinder and he's like checking it out. Do you remember that at the end? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's smelling it and looking at it like he was looking at.

He was looking at it. He was looking at it. This is a shot. Maddox went on Twitch last night, you know, playing video games for 50. He's going to be the next big Twitch streamer, right? $70,000 contract. His parents say yes. Is that him from last night?

Yeah, he looks. Oh, okay. He looks like an in, he looks. He looks like an inmate. He's dressed like an inmate. I know. It looks like he looks like bad yogurt. That's the complexion that he's got. That yogurt. Very green. Yeah. It looks like a placenta. Has been stretched over a science, a seventh grade science skeleton, and turned into a human being. This is life.

What an asshole, fuck you, Maddox. He's like a guy who's gonna start getting an accent and it's gonna keep, right? It's gonna keep getting stronger as he gets older. So it's like he's less and less from America. I don't know why he looks like that, but he does. I think his neck is slowly giving out. So that soon he'll look like a candy cane.

Like his head will just stare upside down at his own stomach and he won't be able to be straight. It'll look like a Dr. Seuss character. Just disgusting. Look at that. Look at that shine on his head. If I had a bald head like that, I would not be around a single light bulb for the rest of my life.

I would knock them all out of the ceiling. I sure shit would go on Twitch with a camera pointed directly at the middle of my fucking head. He should just put an M in the middle of his head. How can you be this bald? That's what I, who is this bald? Look at this without wearing a hat, man. A cowboy hat, something, put something, get it to pay. Why not? I will buy, I will buy Maddox a two pay. If he takes one picture with it, I will buy Maddox a two pay if he takes one picture with it. I will buy him a two pay.

I'll send him to a fucking two pay store. Get a custom fit. Was you, if you were that bald, would you wear a two pay? I mean, that bald, that's not just bald. Right. No, I don't think I'm a two pay guy. What if that was a two pay? That would really blow some minds.

You know, it was funny. I mean, it used to be even thicker. And obviously when I was younger. Sure. But a buddy at work convinced like this roomful of production artists, like women, that I was, yeah, because I was like 20 years old. And he was like, like, Sean's hair is like always like, you know, like the same. I think I know you're talking about. Yeah, and he goes like, well's hair is always the same. I think I know you're talking about.

Yeah, and he goes like, he goes like, well, you know that, if you know that, he goes, you know that's like, that's fake, right? And like, no. It's like, well, yeah, he had cancer. And like, yeah, I found this out like months later. But hey, I have cancer, it hasn't come back from good.

They're like, oh, that makes so much sense. That's how it's like. Like that's why his hair is always like, man, you're a fucking sick motherfucker, dude. Yeah. Wait, and he didn't get reprimanded by management or have to apologize for the joke? It's for the joke, yeah, for the joke.

No, no. That was in the days when you could do that shit. That's the last of my hair. If you want, I have a lot of it. You're not sat here. I'm just got like, the only Japanese part of me is the hair. It'll have a ton of your part Japanese.

Super hair. Yeah, well like a quarter. Oh yeah, you do have some straight looking hair. I'm just got like, yeah, just a ton of it grows fast too. Matt X had his top boner on his Twitch stream of $11 that stayed I think for the entire, I think he has Clegg in there moderating too that's good case anybody post pictures of of age women Clegg is a lead some she's

I gotta I gotta watch one of these videos does he leave them up I see here videos I hope so Maddox destroying an idiot. Hanson, aliens, you're still doing the fucking thing. I don't know. One more one more thing. Null sent me. Null sent me something. I gotta find it. You downstairs. Yeah. Okay. This is. This is in the Twitch. Haram, a Maddox. Haram be switched to roadhog. Cook Maddox has left the game. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh

That's a whole art now I guess we're gonna all start jumping into games Maddox Mayor Man I'll be playing it Maddox has left the game I'm going to do another server where there's nice to me. All right, goodbye everyone. See ya.