The Dick Show - Episode 19 – Dick on San Francisco

Episode Date: October 11, 2016

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But this show, the audio engineers on this show get paid more than any other show that they happen to work on. I'm your host, Dick Masjison, with me as as Sean is always, hey, what's up, buddy? What's up, Dick? How's it going? It's going all right. Wow, it's been a while.

It's been a while since we had that all hands on Dick emergency podcast to refute the outrageous claims that I was a, that I was a second-demanded individual, a toxic man, you might say. Yes. I don't know. How do you read it over there? Tom, I'm reading. Yeah, I can't talk reading. Big news.

Well, the Patreon, go ahead. You are a toxic man, but that's true. I am a toxic man, as it turns out, but a toxic man, but also record setting Patreon man, unbelievable to Patreon's for this show have contributed and dick-supported to such an incredible degree that this show is topping the charts. I don't maybe, maybe one of the most,

maybe one of the most quickly funded podcasts or patrons ever in the history of Patreon, but certainly one of the most highly funded patrons ever in the history of the fucking world. It's incredible how high a shot so quick. It's incredible and it's because of one thing. The fans of this show and the fans of the old show support people defending a different type of comedy. I said this on the post last week and I'll say it again,

the world is full of fake bullshit comedy. Movies that are written like a coloring book, like a how-to guy, like adults are turning the coloring books for entertainment. That is how bad comedy is. Comedy is coming down to the pipe. We've got, yeah, we've got to escape to coloring books. The comedy that's getting pitched to me in the theaters is so bad and so condescending to me as a male consumer or as an intelligent consumer that I'll retreat to anything. I'm getting pitched on Ocean's 13 that the remarkable component of it is that it's all women in what way unless unless you are here.

Yeah. This is a real thing. They're rebooting Ocean's 13 except it's all women. In what way? Unless you are, yeah, this is a real thing. They're rebooting oceans 13 except it's all women. Wait, wait, so they're going to do 13 twice? Well, they're going to do 17, 17% of 13, I guess, because it's, no, they're going to do it again except the only thing they're offering in the reboot is that it's entirely women. Wait, but they have released 13, right? The ocean 13. Aren't there three of them, though? Yes. They're starting over. So now they they have released 13, right? The ocean 13. Ocean 13. Weren't there three of them though? Yes.

They're starting over. So now they're doing two 13. I'm sorry, oceans 11. Oh, they're redoing the oceans 11 franchise with women. That's horrific pandering. It's, and it's, but everybody sees through this shit. That's what, that's what they don't understand. Like that's why this shit always fails because we all, we're not stupid.

Like we are not pigs. We have to be pigs sometimes because there is nothing to consume. There is nothing good to consume, but we are not fucking pigs. We see through it. We see, we see you offering this ocean's 11 and the only thing that's different about it is that it's all women. You say that's sexist. That sexist is shit to just assume that there's something

different to this movie. If it's all women, that sexist is fuck, that sexist is fuck, and it's asking me to buy into the sexism. It's such fucking bullshit, but everybody who's an entertainer and anybody in this stupid holier than thou entertainment industry has to toe this weird fucking line that this is somehow not just out of control sexism and insulting product to shove down everyone's throat. It's so fucking sickening, no art is jing.

Every single piece of art that comes out nowadays comes with a PR release or a fucking apology. That's where we're at, Every single one and every single per, every single reviewer or critic out there or someone waiting to make a name for themselves is geared up to pick out the microaggressions in your piece of artwork. And this show stands for somebody saying,

no, fuck you, not only do I support it, not only do I think it was funny. I'm talking about my book in this case. And even the leaked audio, that leaked audio hit job that Maddox released, I'm standing by that by saying, look, there's a more, there's a much more nuanced conversation to have about that. He didn't want to have it. That's not my fucking fault.

I'm not, I'm not up here running a PR campaign for one man who has regular opinions. Like it's okay to have reg opinions from both sides showcased. That's not damaging anyone's fucking brand. That doesn't need to be driven out of town. That doesn't need to be tarred and feathered and then put on an ice flow and shoved out into the middle of the ocean, buddy. You know what I'm talking about? It's pretty creative. What's pretty creative? Stuck on a nice flow and shoved it.

Yeah, I saw it from South Park. That's what they do to people on South Park. They put them on a nice flow, yeah, and shoved them out into the ocean. Anyway, I'm beyond grateful to all the Patreonis, number one. And also, I am gonna bust my ass to get that actual content up there. I gotta get a news babe who is not Sean. We are doing a bonus episode this month, but I want to wait for Asterios to come in to do it.

Yeah, somebody say, anyway, I want to wait for Asterios to come in because I think I got a lot of questions for Asterios. Oh yeah. I think everybody has a lot of questions for Aos because he's at ground zero of this goss. I guess so. Yeah, he is. He's like patient zero. Yeah.

And now we're trying to figure out who is the virus and who is the CDC? We want to get close to them to find them. We need to find a stereos and dissect them. Exactly. To see if I'm the virus or if Maddox is the virus. Am I the cure? Is Maddox the cure?

Cause I'm drummed out of town. Yeah. You know, the job, okay, here's an update in the job Lynch mob. Couple of friends of mine reached out to me and said, you know, don't worry about it. They'll run out of steam after a week. Like they'll find somebody new to jump on after a week. I don't know about a week, but people do.

Well, the job Lynch have that came for me. They'll run out of steam after a little bit, right? Who said that? Some friends, Joan reached out of stereo, reached out, and said, don't, you know, no, I'm sure. It's not gonna do that. It really short attention spans before they're tender rage to something else. They do.

So after they came after me, the job Lynch mob went after this, some stupid ABC show where the premise of the show was that a male order bride was the mom. That was the premise of the show so that they said, this is offensive, this is derogatory towards women. So it's Melania Trump? Yeah. Okay. Basically.

So that was, that was who they went after. Next, they got it canceled within like 24 hours because no company is willing to Trump. Yeah. Okay. Basically. So that was, that was who they went after next. They got it canceled within like 24 hours because no company is willing to stand up to these fucking people anymore. And that's, I've got an amazing guest coming in next week that some fans set up. They collaborated. Did they get this guy on the show? High energy fan base, this show. They got together, they targeted this guy because he's an outspoken thought leader

on this very topic that we're talking about, like the PC police and free speech in general and job lynch mobs and this guy. He's coming in next week, by the way, we got to, we got to spruce this place up next week when this guy comes in. We can't have any of this screwing around, drinking water out of solo cups,

in equipment falling apart, and cables stretched across the goddamn room. Like, we're in the matrix. You know, we got to fix this place up anyway. But this is real. This guy's coming in and I really want to ask him, when has it hurt a company, when has it hurt an entertainment company for standing behind an entertainer? You know what I mean?

What's an example of that? Well, you know, I've heard them in the long term. Like, I don't know. There are people who won't buy Nestle products because of the whole late 70s. This is better than breast milk scam in Africa. Do you remember why? I mean, hell no. What's that?

Well, it was before our time, but yeah, they were basically pushing on poor countries that you're hurting your child if you don't feed them Nestle formula. Oh, it's better than breast milk is bad. So they're, yeah, it's a bad, bad campaign. Well, it's, yeah, they're trying to get people to spend their last two cents on this or hurting their parents. But this is like a person, this is a rogue agent me in this case. This is just a guy's opinion.

Yeah. No, I'm saying in the end, it doesn't correlate, it doesn't align with the person. No, it has it ever happened where somebody just didn't get fired because they made a bad joke or they made an offensive joke. I want to see some, because this is like a thing that we have in our brains like, oh yeah, I understand them firing someone who says an offensive thing because they have to protect their brand. But we all know that. Right.

So who are they protect? Like we all know the people who flip out our assholes and in the minority and have the attention span of a goldfish. So they want like, what are they going to do? Not watch ESPN, not watch your TV show. No, they don't have a choice because they're the pigs. They're the one that is, that all the pandering works on. They don't have a fucking choice. I would love to see an example and I'll ask the guy when he comes in next week, big,

big guest, big, big guest, but first, oh, I think I know who this is. The guy who's coming in next week, big, big guest. I'll say it at the end of the show, but first, I want to tell you what makes me rage this week. Did I go through my usual routine? People always cap on me and read it for not having a structure to this show, but I absolutely do have a structure. It's just, you can't, it's the structure is so small, you can't see it. It's a libertarian structure. Yeah. So here's what makes me a rage this week. San Francisco. Okay. I just got back. Well, that's all you need to say. Well, you know what? Walk away. After being there, I just got back from Well, that's all you needed to say. Well, you know what? Stop there.

Walk away. After being there, I just got back from the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival in San Francisco, largely a local festival. Yeah. Not a lot of people from out of town. You've been going there for like four or five years, I think. Yeah, I love it. I love bluegrass.

Yeah. But it's more than bluegrass, right? Well, yeah. There's one stage that is strictly bluegrass, like old-timey stuff, and the musicians are great. They're amazing. And then the rest of the festival is kind of hardly strictly bluegrass. So what, like jam bands, jazz?

No, you get like, you know what, it was this year a lot. It was a lot of fat Halloween music. I would call it. That's what the kids are listening to these days. Fat Halloween. Yeah, okay, imagine surf rock like Dick Dale, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do like a guy that's as thin as a toothpick and you don't know like how he possibly stay. Like, either he's doing meth 25 hours a day or he's like discovered the holy grail of fitness and diet. You know, up to you, you decide has the man discovered the holy grail of fitness or is he just doing more meth, is he doing so much meth that he has to make two stops a day for how much meth is doing right?

So you got that guy and then you got the Appalachia, you got the trailer trash chick who's his biggest house. That's the couple that you was wondering when I see like a little twig of a guy and then this. Yeah, it's like a in the Cleveland show. What? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever Lester and the lady on the, whatever lady on the rascal. And he's like about 70 pounds soaking wet. So it's these bands playing, but they're playing surf rock that it's like spooky surf rock.

Okay. That's what the kids are listening to these days. Spooky surf rock where the whole thing you could play and it's like spooky guitar, spooky, dictale, pulp fiction-type guitars. And behind it, you could just have a guy standing there going like fat Dracula, fat Frank and Stein because they're because the singers are just big house. There's something, it's like, it's like Halloween music set for like a weird, a weird trailer trash Halloween music. That's what the kids are listening. a weird trailer trash Halloween music.

That's what the kids are listening anyway. Those fat Halloween music. It sounds totally bizarre to me. That's what they're listening to. He's good. Fat Halloween music. Cindy Lopper was there. Couple of sick, couple of sick, like not DJs,

but like live music slash DJs. Cool stuff. Anyway, San Francisco, amazing city. Greatest, I would say one of the greatest cities you can visit. Like the time, the experience that you will have and say a great city, perfect city, you can drink outside.

It's nice, it's peaceful, it's easy, it's pretty easy to get to everywhere, with Chobberpool. Chinatowns, great. Chinatown is great. There's all these local little neighborhoods. Great city. Except the people for every single person in it, man. It's there. This was my experience. Leaving hardly strictly bluegrass one day. There's a public transport. There's a bus system. You know, buses go by every five or six minutes.

Bus pulls up outside of the festival, outside of Golden Gate Park. Big park where the festival is, 100,000 people go there, something like that. Bus pulls up, there is a mob of people who want to get on. Like, this is a universal need. Now, we had, let's just get me home, right? Like, I've been out all day in the sun drinking, fighting for picnic blanket space with 100,000

other people dodging dogs and hippies and burnouts, running every which way, trying to sell flower headbands and drugs. Just give me on the bus and give me home. And you're dodging the drug dealers? The drug dealers are all over the place. I mean, the cops do nothing in San Francisco. That's why it's so amazing. Like, yeah, that guy's not hurting anybody.

He's just running around trying to sell joints at a reasonable price, no big deal. Free market. Never would happen in LA. Never would you hear a guy's just running around in tie-dye shirts that they might as well have a neon sign on their head that said drug dealer. Yeah.

Never would you hear it see a cop just go, you know, just mining his business. You've got, there would be cops on horseback in LA walking through the crowd if we did that in LA. There are cops on horseback. They would have a fucking drone. Like they would have guns in both hands. If they did this in LA, there would be on alert for so much crime. Not the case in San Francisco, but the fucking people there are so, they're so petty and

sufferable. So I'm looking at this bus. I'm with like four people. I'm with the 80s girl, my man and Duchess of Weigh. We're waiting to get on this bus. And it is, the front is jammed up like the three stooges are trying to get out of the. And it is, the front is jammed up like the three stooges are trying to get out of the door. People are crammed in there, right? Like a big wall. Thou shalt not pass, right? In the front of the bus. And I look behind that. Was that a commandment? No, that is from the Lord of the Rings. No, isn't it you shalt not pass? Yes. I like that thou shalt. I make it up a little better. You shalt that. I look behind them and there is there's enough room for like 10 people like people are just

spread out. Men, women, little big fat guys, little Chinese brats. They're all in the back taking up as much space as possible. Just swinging around, playing monkey bars on the restraints on the bus back there, not moving a fucking inch. And there's people like there's people. Wait, I don't know what it would take for them to move. So I put my foot on the bus and I said, hey, move, everybody in the back, I fucking see you, I go through them one by one because in this world, all you need to, it's not about,

like it's intimidating to go up against a wall of people because you think it's a wall of people. It's a bunch of people. But that's not the case. They're just individuals who don't want confrontation. There's an individual there that you need to move and you go through them one by one. And if you look them in the eyes and say,

you fucking move, look at me, we're trying to get on the bus and we're trying to get home, take six, take half a step to your right and fucking move so we can get on the bus one by one. So I stand there, sure enough, one by by one because I'm not standing on a street corner like a hobo for 20 minutes to wait to get home. Plus over prices are like $40 at that point. It's like one one-fuck-move one fucking inch. You give one fucking inch. So I go through one by one eventually get on the bus, but this is the prevailing attitude in San Francisco.

Every fucking person. Never write to my space. Oh, dude, they come early, they throw their blankets down at hardly strictly, and if you move a pinky onto their fucking blanket, they're like, all of a sudden, their second amendment is engaged. Like, the San Francisco's, they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my space.

Don't you get the hell off of my space, you get, we have, that was the space for my wine and cheese pickin' a basket. So fucking so, they're in crows. They're so self-important. They really, they love people. They want to be all things to all people unless you get in their space. Except for one person. They only like people in general. Right. One person can go fuck themselves. Yeah, that's right. We watched, we watched this trio of people, this girl, another big girl had a little bit too much to drink. Yeah.

And we watched these two guys try to carry her through the patchwork of picnic blankets at this racking, tranquilized Rhino. Oh my God, while this chick was tumbling around like a bowling ball on stilts, it looked like two guys trying to corral a macy's day parade flow. Like they're going back and forth, trying to whip this chick up a hill. Nobody moved a fucking muscle. Like they're trying to step over blankets and around these like fwagra plates and a charcuterie plates.

These poor fucking guys trying to get the drunkest chicken the world out of this concert. Nobody's moving a muscle. That's San Francisco. And it hit me. It hit me at some point, it hit me at some point after the show that these people have somehow developed the perfect town

Like I'm wondering now if it takes that kind of mentality To create a town that I really enjoy Like I know I know and enjoys LA. We all hated full of cool people But the town is a hellhole. You We all hate it. Full of cool people. But the town is a hellhole. You don't think it's full of cool people? Well, the town is a hellhole. Why? Because of the infrastructure or the way that it's spread out

and it's a nightmare to drive around in. And it's, I don't know. What do you mean by the town is a nightmare but it's full of cool people? I think the people are fucking awful. In L.A. for the most part. I think there's a lot of real people here. Like outside of the entertainment industry. I think there's a lot of real people here, like outside the entertainment industry.

I think there's a lot of real cool people in LA. And there are, I don't know. Look, that's fucking San Francisco to me. But LA is an entertainment town. All right, we got Carlos from San Francisco. I'm gonna get him on. We're doing another call episode. All right, I'm right here. Carlos, is that you?

Yes, it is. Carlos, what's wrong with San Francisco? Are you telling me I'm wrong? No, no, no, no, I'm not telling you I'm wrong. Absolutely not. I'm doing great. So, my problem with San Francisco is just like trying to pick up chicks. Like, I came from New Orleans about a year ago,

and it's like a huge problem over here. Like everybody's so on guard, every so kind of like kind of like technology, like you can't get to anybody, what I'll first go into like some kind of app. And it's a fucking bitch. Like I go to bars, I sit down, have a drink, try to talk to somebody, they look at me like a,

I'm stuck in weirdo. Ah, that's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. I know you called her shock from New Orleans to San Fran. I noticed this while I was there too. So we took Uber pool a lot while we were in San Francisco. We have like a checklist to make sure you're not like a rapist, a misogynist, a, I failed all those.

I had to go to Uber, Uber rapist. It's a new thing that you check in case you're a huge deplorable individual. It's a different setting. You don't get to use X or pool. You have to just go out of the out. It's the Uber drags. That's what it's called where a guy, I have a special setting like after Maddox, a video at Van with like carpet in the area. It's just, yeah, they send around a 70s, a big white van that you can't see the inside and they don't even call it Uber.

They just scratch Uber on the side and a creepy clown is driving. And when they pull up, you open the door and it's a bunch of like crack addicts and convicted child molesters in the lab. That's what I'm stuck to after the job, Lynch-Mom. They called Uber. That's what they, they shouldn't have called my job. They shouldn't have called UCB because I don't give a fucking comedy theater,

a stupid podunk comedy theater in Hollywood. It doesn't have any clout in anything. They don't even fucking pay you to work there. You know what it is? It's that my friends did it to me. That's what it is. It's that they fucking waited 20 minutes and they got, I don't know, 20 emails and that's it.

That's it. They kicked me off a fucking show that I dominated. I put asses in the seats for it and that's it. Like God forbid you stand up to comment. Anyway, that's what, yeah. So we're doing the Uber Dregs where they send around a white non-descript van and 80s girl and I get in there and the and even in the even in this ride sharing app even in the fucking ride sharing app

I was joking about the Dregs, but in pool you get in there and the people are like well, no, this is our Uber It's like bitch you picked pool. What do you mean this is your Uber? You you you, you move the thing over for a lower rate. And now when we're asking you to get in your, to share your precious car that's not even yours, you give this fucking stink. I, every single fucking time we did Uber pool in San Francisco, if there was two people in there, they would both look like it was news to them that a car can seat five people.

Like they're like, oh no, but we were going to share it with one, but we can't possibly share this car with, is there even, this, this fucking moron even says, well, is this car even set up to handle five people? What do you mean set up? He's saying like if it's, he was implying that if the seatbelts were not of sufficient safety caliber for him and his stupid wife Yeah, that this would not be safe and that he would I don't know be filing a lawsuit against Uber because we're piling in there Like he's saying it's like some kind of clown car. It's like dude what Uber pool has shown America is that you're all too

Fucking fat and you need to lose some weight like not go well. No, I was gonna say like you said It's you know everybody is okay. We love everybody, but one on one. No, but stand, stay out of my car. Yeah, stay out of my car. Stay out of my car. Stay out of my city. Stay off of my blanket.

That's San Francisco. The most entitled motherfuckers I've ever come across. So Carlos, I totally understand what you're saying if women are equally as aggressive about their personal space as these motherfuckers were about their blankets and ubers. You know that, I mean? You know they are. Right, yeah, no exactly. Both in the bar and the club scene.

Like I've tried it out a couple times throughout the year. Probably been like six different clubs. I go drinking a lot and I've just kind of like given up on it. I already even tried it. I just, I went back to Tinder, but like even on Tinder, they can't fucking even keep the conversation going. Like, well, I've won her two good conversations and then like that'll just be end of it.

I'll never find a moment. I'm gonna tell you something. They all year. Tinder has destroyed women's brains when it comes to conversation. Like, I don't say this in a sexist way because if men were treated like the way women are treated on Tinder, it would happen to us too. It's like Tinder for women is like having an ESPN highlights reel on six television screens in everywhere you go in life. Like imagine

if you're at a man at home trying to deal talk to your kids, but there are six TV screens showing Predator the ESPN highlights real like the dream interviews with the dream team from the early 90s And it's just like it's this constant assault of the most titillating part of a conversation Conversation which is a person trying to impress you. Like they've got people trying to impress them on Tinder all fucking day, every day, it would be impossible for anybody to resist that. But I think it's destroyed any woman's brain

who uses Tinder, personally. Right. And me, I'm not about that shit personally. Like I'm not gonna go out of my way to like, try to impress some chicks. Like, I'll talk to them and if we have a good conversation, that'll be it. But like, I'm not going to bend over backwards just to get you to pay attention to me. Like, either you talk to me and you want to be with me or you don't, that's it. So what do guys do out there?

Like, what do you guys do on? I've never had to hit on a chick. Why do you think this go? Why do you think they're all gay? Is that what you got to go gay, Carla? You tried that? What's that? Have you tried going gay, Carla? Honestly, like, you tried that? What's that? Have you tried going gay

and just getting a bunch of chicks to be friends with you and then turning it, flipping the script on them and saying, hey, guys, what I'm not gay? Aren't you open minded? You're insane friends. You know, I've kind of been curious about trying that one, but I haven't tried that one yet. That's like a really old tactic.

No, I mean, what I do is I basically tell a bunch of dude friend and we all just go out together as a group. That's really the only way of doing it. Like, you have to be in a group. You have to be in a pack. It's like a pack mentality. But it's kind of shitty sometimes. Like, I've had, for example, lose one time, stop back at the college. And I'm talking about my boy, Luke. And I was like, hey, let's go out for, you know, like good old times to the Kewidi Karlin, and have a good time. And I expected it to come like a guy's night out, but he brought a bunch of girls,

and I was pretty excited. I was like, oh shit, you know, five girls, five guys, sounds like a good time. Nope, but not in today's world. What's that? Nope, here comes the surprise. What's the tag? They all stuck to themselves, right?

I've been looting you, it's a pretty boy. Yeah. But that, no, my friend, losing to the pretty boy. Yeah. But that no, my friend Luke is a pretty boy, and like pretty much all the girls are dissuading on him. And like, he's my best friend. Like, it's not a fault. You know, they can just stand there and they just block someone.

But it's really annoying. It's like really just all of them on him. Like, what the fuck's up with that? How is that okay? Cool guy. It sounds like Sean. Yeah. Pretty boy pulling in, grabbing all the whatever he wants. They don't even like Sean. Yeah. Pretty boy pulling in, grabbing all the, whatever he wants.

They don't even do anything. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know if I have any advice for you. San Francisco seems to be like an activity-driven town too. Like as much as, so here's what I notice. Here's what I notice about. The people are the town to me. I know it's got really cool places and everything,

but I do think there's much better California experiences than San Francisco. Like if you want to live somewhere. Like if you want to live somewhere. Oh, there's a lot of men to see now. Now, there's a lot of, there's Northern California's beautiful and Southern California's cool in its own way too. They're like two different states,

and I think the North wants to be two different states because we see in a lot of their water. But yeah, I think there's a lot better experiences than living in San Francisco, despite the fact that it has cool areas in it. So Carla, I'm really not settling here, but here's what I would say to do.

It seems like when people build their guard up, that they have a tendency to drop their guard just as much at places they choose to. And in a case of San Francisco where everything's like, it's like an app culture, where the expectations are set before they go out of what's gonna happen there. So it's probably something where if you find

what expectations, like where is the spot where they go out to have a quote unquote on, like you got to find the eat prey love. It's not the eat, it's not the prey, you got to find where the love is. That book has made compartmentalizing experiences in life, the norm for a lot of women. So whatever they're associating with the love, find that and go hang out there.

Like it's probably different for everybody. You know, they're probably, it's like watching a, watching a, going to the park, watching a soccer game. Something like that is probably what they're doing, San Francisco, just find where that is. And it's never gonna work for going to bars. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. No, I got to explore more. Yeah. All right, man. Thanks for the call. Good luck. No problem. Thanks for letting me on. Okay. I got a fucking amazing guest this week. This guy is hilarious. So the Maddox's little video, the Dick Lies video, dropped last Sunday. And it was full of just fallacious of allegations, implications, fallacious statements, like these abs, these asses of nine convoluted theories and connections about here's, here's some financial jiggery over here. And also Dick said we weren't friends.

And also he's stealing money from the show. Like never has there been such a wild and varied collection of reasons for why a podcast ended. Usually you can look at something and say, if it was true, if what someone is saying is true, there's one reason. Well, this is, go ahead. I was gonna say you shouldn't have to look very hard.

You shouldn't have to look very hard. You shouldn't have to look very hard. That's why people are so fascinated by, they're like, okay, well, what was the reason? Was he stealing money? That's because that's a good reason. Let's see the proof, right? Let's see the proof.

Maddox. Oh, there was W9s, which aren't a financial form, but that was suspicious. So people are immediately thinking like that gut feeling of, you're, this is, you're lying. This is a put on. Like, I think you're full of shit. That started firing off in people, and by the time they got to the absolutely outlandish, slanderous rape allegation at the end of the video, I think people are saying, this guy,

this guy Mad Cux put together similar videos in the similar vein of Maddox, which I think are actually better produced than Maddox. He puts together a bunch of parody videos. I haven't seen him. I heard their hilarious. I'm going to play one now. They're so fucking funny. So this is the first one that he released almost right away.

He released it. I'm Maddox and this is how I talk Many people have been waiting right at these Problem in the universe Stop being played on the internet Well, here's the answer It's all Dix fault. Yeah Dix said a mean thing about me that grew my feelings and you feel bad So I decided didn't want to do a show with him anymore.

He did this mean thing after I intentionally made him not coming on an episode and then lied about it. But he's in the wrong here. Now I'm posting this video. So he's sitting in front of a wall with a paper, a paper crown on. It looks like it's like a shitty construction paper, paper crown. And he's sitting and giving that dopey open, blurry eyes there directly into the camera. I'm gonna post all of them later, but it's so fucking fun.

No, no comments in April, because't want drama, but no. It's actually probably because I can't have any ideas challenged by other people. So don't comment on this asking questions like what about that episode that you didn't like dick on? Or... Uh... What about the thing where bunches of people are saying that you won't let people on your show if they go on the dick shot? Oh, that's what I forgot about that. Some people said that I edited the show,

but that's not true. I didn't edit anything out of the show. So that's what I did to Greenwood. That's okay. It's on in length and superior to everyone. Now, let's hold on to the end of this episode. After I've made all my points, we'll start a little thing where I applied the tip to okay with right. Some of the spans on a fan board they posted some stuff now don't have any questions about this like hey man would you the first guy that brought in to get a brake quail from Mr. Bird's to live show yeah that's not important

what is important is to take lives And I'm gonna call them baby. Because I think that's funny. Anyway, back off to write my book. Mom, where's my super crayon? There it is. All right, Mad Cuxer, you on the phone? Welcome to the best calling in universe. The only calling where we discuss all of Dix lives from Maddix cries to W9s.

With over 16,000 YouTube views, this is the only colony where you decide which lie should or shouldn't get dick fired with me as dick masses in. And I'll show on the audio engineer. Hello Maddix. And this is like the end of the old show. Hey, good Maddux, how are you? It's Mattic, shithead. Yeah, yeah, good. I got a studio audience here from a call in.

They want to know all the dumb things that you've said on the internet, and I got to call you out on them. Oh, yeah, that's why I'm here. I see you are very busy on Reddit correcting the record. Well, I mean, yeah, I got to be on the Reddit pages and make sure that everybody knows what the truth is because as we all know, you're an unreliable source because you're too directly connected

to the problem that's going on. Oh, you're not. But I, no, I'm always fair and balanced. I was objective. I was objective. I stole that catchphrase from me. Ah. Boxer's gonna, yeah.

Hey, why is it taking you so long to write that book book by the way? Okay, dick so here is something that you would know if you were a New York Times best seller like I am even though I don't claim that book anymore, okay? Go ahead sorry, this is the way let me let me finish let me finish yeah, okay, this is the way the writing schedule works, okay? so Okay, this is the way the writing schedule works, okay? So Every other Tuesday and Thursday I write about four sentences in my online relay writing program Okay, I don't have to write them on my actual computer. They're on the internet, okay? Right? Then the third seems complicated day and Sunday of the month are editing days and then the first Monday and Saturday are coding days

because I got to write an app so that I can talk to people because sending emails really hard. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. Wait, that's basically the writing. So, wait, speaking of your book, you did dishon your book, right?

I got the quote, somebody posted a quote from Maddox. So Maddox is doing this thing where he drops shit on his personal page because he dropped that video on his personal page thinking that it would just nuke me, right? Where I'd be banned and everyone I'd be a big fucking pariah. But as soon as he dropped it, people said, well, wait a minute. In your book, you've got like copying a feel, you're talking about beating women on your website, like you've, you've done, you've said just as bad as stuff, right? So this is, this is what he posed. This is the fucking great. This is the most, one of the most

cringe worthy humiliating things I've ever seen, a man to just bend over and present his asshole to the whole internet and beg, beg their forgiveness of these crazy LA social justice warrior types. I've ever seen this is what he says. All right, guys, a few things. Number one, I've been dealing with it. That's not the way that I talked to. Do you want to read it? Do you want to read your statement mad cox? I

Don't have it. I don't have it right here in front of me, but let's just say that it reads basically like this like okay I'm not I wrote that book like 13 years ago and so there's not a lot in there that I'm really proud of at this point because I've now grown As a human being and I've got a much more socially minded ideas of what is right and wrong, but I still support the chapters about boners and I forget what the other chapter is, I support. I never actually read the whole book all the way through. So that's the thing about my editing schedule is a lot of times I don't even read stuff

because reading's hard. This is what he really said. We need it unless it's on NPR. NPR is my favorite thing to read. This sounds like Carl the Greenskeeper from Caddy Shack. Oh, he does. Great, the great Bill Murray. Number one, I've been dealing with a persistent

harassment campaign for four months. Persistent harassment campaign. This is from a guy. Yeah, your idiot fans are just constantly coming on my videos and commenting're commenting stupid things. It's unbearable. Yeah, so this is from a guy who would post people's email addresses on his website when they would like this poor woman

sent him an email saying, Hey, how do I buy an ad on your site? Or how can I get you to review? Typical like this kind of spam email you get when you run a website. He posted her email and her email address. She was immediately fired. Like this is the kind of man he is.

He takes massive abuse of power. Go ahead, Mad Cux, what? I don't dick wrong. That's the kind of man that I was. I'm a new man, a new Maddox, if you will, a much more liberally conscious and socially accepting Maddox that doesn't like to be mean to people because that's rude. Okay. I've been dealing with a persistent harassment campaign for four months, which has

come to a head recently. I want to put this out as a warning to friends. For the next few days, please do not add anyone you don't know. I've hidden my friends list and they are grasping at straws. Who's the grasping? Please do not engage with any trolls trying to harass you or the UCB community. Trolls thrive on attention, starve them of it. They're bored people who hate themselves.

It's like a fucking caricature that I'm reading of this guy. The UCB community are bored people who hate themselves. No shit, that's a thing. I love being outside of it, cause fuck UCB. Oh man, it's so fucking pathetic. It doesn't have any relevance to anything else in the country. Sean, if you're risking your personal and professional reputation and your chances on the Madcast Media Network,

I'm just gonna say that right now. You are, wow. Okay, well you would know, man. Two, this is the Madcast Media Network. I'm just gonna say that right now. You are, wow. Okay, well, you would know, man. Two, this is the great one, two. We need to talk about the alphabet of manliness. I'm not particularly proud of that book. Boom, just let that one sit out there. I'm not particularly.

Even though it made me a New York Times best seller. You're not proud of that anymore. I'm not really proud of the content. content like there's a big distinction in there Oh, so you're proud of the sales, but you're not proud of the content. Yeah Yeah, sales are good because I'm such a good salesman, dude I'm a great salesman. That's why I've got sponsors like Kendall and Hyde visit Kendall and Hyde.com forward slash Maddox and use promo code dick lies to get a four dollars off your order of $1,500 more.

Not because of the content matter, though a lot of that sucks too, but because it just wasn't very well written. It was my first book, and in it I wrote a lame chapter based largely on the stop short episode of Seinfeld throwing Seinfeld under the bus. This is a lame chapter I wrote, but, but, but, but, but, but, it's based on Seinfelds if you have a problem with me, you have a problem with Seinfeld called Copping of Feel.

I looked back on it today and cringed. I wrote it over 11 years ago and don't stand behind much of it today. I've never even read it from start to finish. The only two chapters I'm proud of are B for boners and urinal etiquette, which are masterpieces and should be studied in a master's literature classes. Oh my god, that cringe is off the charts. Number three, his girlfriend's name has been docks. This is the bitch who's posting private conversations between her and Estereo's online.

We're going to the police. We encourage anyone receiving threats to go to the police as well, yeah. That's what the police in LA need. Hey, excuse me. You know all the murders you're trying to stop? My girlfriend had a couple tweets that she made reposted on other fucking sides.

Can you guys, can you scramble your cyber division helicopters and do a patrol around? So my fucking girlfriend is protected from these wild internet trolls and also find my credence tapes. And find my, find my credence tapes and also stop this guy from his persistent harassment campaign of making fun of me. Today has been a rough day. My sincere thanks to my friends and family for their support. And then there's a picture of Kramer stopping short with the Estelle Costanza. Mad Cucks, do you still stand by this statement? You ought to chuck us. 100%. 100% stand by that statement. Because that statement was written

recently. And I only disavowed things that are written like, at least like two or three years. Anything pretty much before the biggest prominent universe, but a lot of the biggest problem too, because you know, you were on it. Okay, so I got a question for you. Your girlfriend. Dick, I've got a couple of points that I just want to make. I want to clear the air about some of the stuff that you said in your last episode about me, because that is

Partially what's caused this this constant criticism. I mean people on the Reddit pages and I've tried to clear it up As much to clear in the videos, but they're just not getting the traction that I needed to I've even posted them on the personal Facebook pages and You know, I was really hoping for like 10 million views, but that's just not working out. So I just, I've got like a list here. It's about like 14 pages long. Do you want me to apologize for everything on the list? On Tuesday, Thursday. I just came from one of my Tuesday, Thursday to write this list.

So put my book behind a little bit more. So are you ever going to give Shana rays? The sponsors are really more responsible for that. I love to give Sean Arrays, but. But you can't, because you're not making enough money. With all this controversy, is that familiar? Is that familiar?

They're funding. Sean, you got Sean laughing. It's a funny way to look at it. Yeah, it is, it's how he looks at it. That's funny. So wait, I got a serious question for you. So your girlfriend's tweeting private conversations that she has with your friends, like Astereos, and she's talking on a shit.

Aren't you ever- This is not my friend. Well, you used to be- This is a backstab, right? Aren't you ever worried that she will do that to you when you guys break up? Like, not that I want to protect you from anything, but aren't you worried that you're putting yourself in a position where your girlfriend's going to pull this same kind of vindictive shit and air out your dirty laundry after you guys break up? Is that worrisome at all for you?

Of course not dick, I'm an internet master. If she does something like that, I'll just hack into the system and delete everything off the website. I mean, come on. No fear here at all. Okay. I mean, did you see that Reddit post? Like all those comments gone. All the comments that you posted. Yes, so there was a Reddit post about did Maddox steal hijacked the feed or not. And Maddox goes in and says, I'll clear the air because you're getting, you're getting your information from someone who's not a reliable source, me, but I'll stick around here and I'll clear the air. Little bit later, he goes in and deletes all the posts. And then Randy comes back in out of nowhere. Randy hasn't posted in three months and says, it was my fault, I take all the responsibility. Explaining nothing.

Yep, all Randy's fault. It's all Randy's fault, you're saying. That's correct. Okay. Saying correct. All right, Mad Cox, you got anything else to say? Well, so I just want to clear up the thing about me doing the website. I didn't delete the website.

That was Sean. Sean deleted the website. I think we all know how happy he gets with the little delete button Yeah, and speaking of Sean I just want to point out like no one on your fan pages knows how to spell his fucking like not one person No, I'm not even close on some of these. Yeah, they're writing words like X-wing Come on guys. Just sound it out. Just sound it out Seen hey, have you ever thought that have you ever thought that you're kind of whole deal doesn't really work on video?

And maybe you should just stick to writing articles Is that ever occurred here? I yeah See some people pointed out that I'm not like the most handsome man and that maybe I should get, I should just write them and then have someone else do that. I just told them to get out of my house because I don't really like listening to people's things. All right, we got to go, but I hope to see a lot more videos from you. We're going to put them all up on the website when we're done.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's great. I look forward to seeing them on your website and oh fuck. I just realized All right, I got I guess I got a big announcement Madcast media is canceled. I forgot about the clause in the contract that says that anytime people Up here on your show that can't have a show on the Madcast network. God, so you canceled you just cancel yourself then yeah, okay Yeah, I got a I got a cancel it now. All right, all right.

Thanks for calling in. And he's gone. He's gone. All right, let me hit up Derek from Vancouver, and he wants a dick tip. Hey, hey, dick. Are you in a cave? I got a, I'm gonna send my bike.

Okay. Are you in a bathroom right now? No, I'm in the fucking stairway at work, man. Oh, shit. All right, what do you got? Let's go, I'm just to come advice. Are you in a bathroom right now? No, I'm in the fucking stairway at work, man. Oh, shit. All right. What do you got? Let's go. Yeah, what do you do?

I got a question. I think a lot of people are in this situation. I'm about 21 years old. I just got out of high school. I started right at work. Didn't get any more education. I'm at the point where I'm not sure if I should continue just working no education or just go forward and try to get some education or because I

don't really don't think I need it. What kind of education would you want? I'm not making a whole lot of money. I'm making like an engineering, engineering like a two-year thing but you want to be an engineer? Maybe a four-year. What kind of engineer? Yeah, what thing, but. You want to be an engineer? Maybe a four year. What kind of engineer, yeah, what kind of engineer do you want it? What do you want to do? Yeah, I don't know. Well, that's, that's, that's,

If you want to, if you want to, I don't know what you want to do, school is not the answer. I'll tell you that. Figure out what you want to do and give it a shot. Like, there's nothing wrong with trying out a few different things first. Do you really care what you do for a job or do you just want to make money and then do things?

You want to enjoy life in other ways. I don't know where you're coming from. Big bad looking guy. I don't want my job to be my life. Learn a trade. Learn a trade. Why? Because you'll always work.

Right now. It won't be glamorous work, but heating and air conditioning guys will always be busy. That's true. I always work. I had a friend say that to me a long time ago, and it's not glamorous work, but you will work. That's a hell of a lot cheaper than college, too. Yeah, probably not as many dumb chicks to hook up with, but hell of a lot cheaper. Well, any chicks to hook up with would be great.

Yeah, I'm welcome to the welcome to the rest of your life, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. If the fuck's sake, don't follow your dreams, are you end up like me? The weight or anything like I could live on my own. Yeah. Not make very much more money after that. Does being an air condition repairman sound? Do you think you're better than that? How does that sound? Is some kind of trade sound like something you'd want to do? Well, I'm kind of doing a trade right now just uneducated like no degree or what are you doing? I grow a silicon Inget wafers type of crystals

He grows ingots and what you grow crystals. Oh, yeah, that's like a highly technical. Okay. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah, man. It sounds like you're already interested in getting your hands dirty. Do more of that. Is there any way you can run that shop? Can you run a crystal ingot shop of your own? No, man, it's kind of like a, no, there's no way.

How old are you? 21, I think. 21. Yeah, you's no way. How old are you? 21, I think. 21. Yeah, you try something else. Just go try something. I don't think the school's the answer for anybody, especially if you're already inclined to be a tradesman to get your hands dirty, to actually build things.

I think you'll find school very unsatisfying. And unless you go to a trade school or something like that. But if you go to actual like a four year college or even get to get your AA, it's just going to be a lot of like liberal arts, bullshit, humanities, things that you never actually need in life. And it's just a bunch of people sitting around getting congratulated for making up like what they read in something. And this is why I have a problem with not all, but a lot of teachers. Why? Because they're in school, they go to more school,

so they can stay in school. Yeah. I would say, really get out there, and then you keep these ideals and stuff that really have no practical use in society. Yeah. All right, I think that's enough calls. I'm gonna get to, they seem to agree.

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I say your place or mine, but I have a fire pit at my place and my roommate is out of town so we could just chill without any worries. She dances around the issue for a bit and I flat-ask, are we hanging at your place or mine? Yours because I have a roommate. These are the logistics. This is the eroticism of logistics that we're in. It sounds dry when you read it. But it's very, you see those little dots when you throw out a big ol' commitment, like, I've got a fire pit and my roommate is out of town so we can chill. That's the pinnacle of eroticism right there.

You got to sell what you have. You got to sell what you have. Tell her I need to prep the fire and run to the store to pick up some drinks to fly her with looking. And she says, that's okay. I need to take a shower so you have time. Well, I start up some coals and run to the store just before curfew. My shitty college town is a 12-year alcohol curfew.

Drink of choice, white Zinfandel. Girls dig that to no end. She comes over. We sit by the fire pit and somehow random politic stuff comes up. She says that she's a feminist, and I say that I'm not one in a firm, but tender way. It's good to set expectations. When you're already down by the fire and you've got liquor pouring,

that's the time on either side when you want to bring up your extreme political views. Yeah. Like feminism. That's the most erotic time to bring up your feminist beliefs is when you're down by the fire. Okay.

Eventually, she eventually starts coming on to me, making out with me and blows me outside the fire. I say, let's take this into. I'm very, very feminist of her. It is. I say, let's take this inside. After going inside and usual routine, I say, you know what would turn me on

if you'd wear my Trump hat as a joke. She says, yeah, that'd be super funny and puts it on. Proceeds to blow me with my Mac make America grade hat and then carry her over to my bed to bang her still wearing it. Sadly, she wouldn't let me take a pick of her wearing it saying it'll be our secret make a make-bang in grade again from Reed P. How about that? Not bad.

Yeah, that guy also sent me in some legal advice. Let me see if I could find it. Has he called or has he written before? I think he has. He said he was talking to his dad's lawyer friend about Maddox's video because I got this from a bunch of people. I got some feedback that was just all caps in the subject line. Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, he said he was talking to his dad's lawyer friend, claiming that I was fucking with the money and insinuating you support sexual assault, posting a rape thread for which there's a 99% chance he or someone associated with him started and claiming his or her.

And he says that the wording on the money stuff, this is from a lawyer, was non-specific enough to not be liable. But the part about sexual assault saying, I maintain a rapeless, that's what I am to. Absolutely slander by the legal definition. See, I didn't, I didn't even pay attention to that maintained thing. No, I have a problem. Maddox knows this. And this is all I'll say about it. And I've spoken with him, I have a major problem

with the last sentence because of how it was worded. The maintained thing. Yes. His own board maintains a rape, official, a rape page. Did he, oh, his official page, so you know what's great about that. But the maintained, no.

Lenora. So Lenora Claire, the only woman associated with the show who was on that page texted me out of the blue saying, hey, I heard there's some kind of an official rape list and I'm on it. What's going on with that? And I said, well, my former business partner has kind of got a screw loose, and he made this video connecting an 8-chann post

on a thread through the Reddit, through the show, and she said, oh, yeah, I get it. I'm sorry that you're dealing with this people are horrible. I was like, yeah, the only person, the only person who could possibly be affected by this, like the woman who was on there, because she was on, yeah, the only person, the only person who could possibly be affected by this, like the woman who was on there because she gets, she was on this show talking about how she gets stalkers is on a page mentioning stalking. The only person who's possibly affected by it calls, text me and calls me and say, oh,

I'm sorry, you're dealing with this. She said, I'm not worried about a salt list. I'm worried about getting assaulted was her. Because people send her pictures of her walking around. I would imagine how close they are to her. And that they could get, that's the type of fear she's used to this for her. And I can't speak for anyone else, but anyone's in that situation. This would be a distant cry from something they would actually be worried about.

I just found it very ironic that out of all people, she was the one who probably got the me shit. Like out of no one, no one who said like, hey, sorry that this happened, it's her. Well, it's like being in a country where your priorities are much more basic than here. We worry about shit that doesn't fucking matter. No, that's true. And we don't worry about shit that, no. Well, they're worried about drinking too.

They're worried about water. Yeah, whatever. What about the fundamental bills? That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. But we're not worried about that here. It's just an extreme example. Like she said, I'm worried about getting assaulted.

Yeah, not a page. Now, this guy goes on to say, while I wouldn't sue him, it sounds like he doesn't have two nickels to rub together anyway. I mean, I don't know. That's what this guy's saying. You should get a lawyer to threaten him and make him release a public retraction on those claims. I hadn't even thought of that, but that's an interesting way to take it. Like whenever I hear Sue, I just think Monty, and I'm like,

well, you know, it costs more money to sue for money. Yeah, you almost never come out. I never come out ahead, but this idea of posting a retraction, like that would actually help me. Yeah. Because like I've got, yeah, uh, it would. I mean, he, as he goes on his A, he's already had to disavow a shitload of his past body of work in order to maintain his bullshit narrative. You get him to renounce what he said about you and his shitty brand would be way up shit

creek. I mean, yeah, he makes a good fucking point because it's the maintained thing that's total bullshit. Yeah, that's the word I have a major problem with. Uh, let's see. I got some other, I got some kick as cover songs. There's a, there's a battle of class on the subreddit. People are remixing the theme song of this show, Water Boy, and

a gentleman by the name of E. Lay Arson. I'm going to play this one. Okay, here you go. It starts, it starts really slow, but this is an acoustic cover of the Dictuotheme, or two pianos in a cello. And if you look at the soundcloud page of this song, it has, it has Pien Weenersdien. Behind a baby grand concert piano, who is in the middle of a man's flaming. This is this song I will forever imagine while I'm mansplaining something is Pee and Weeners' theme. Dropping bombs, you can see, hear me dropping bombs through a neighborhood. This is what you're doing wrong. This is what you're doing wrong over here. You lady, you get a job.

What's wrong? You kids who went to school, you shouldn't have done that. This is gonna be my captain hindsight, walking around, just telling people what they shouldn't, shouldn't have oughta done. Like a superhero that can see back through time You shouldn't have hey busting people hey you you in that NFL that breast cancer awareness NFL Jersey That's a scam that's a that's is this is my scam music. I'm like how sem D except this is my music my theme song music

Hey NFL hey girl wearing the pink, uh, air in your dream, guys, that's a scam Oh, that none of that money goes to breast cancer awareness, it all goes directly to the NFL Hey, hey you, hey lady riding a parking ticket, you're, that's fascism That's fascism, hey cops on a horse, why do you, why do you get to have those horses? What the hell, how is a horse. Why do you, why do you get to have those horses? What the hell? How is a horse help you in a city? Why do you have that? What's, what's going on there? This is cool. It's cool, right? Yeah.

Hey, you drive in the fiat. You know that you're, that fiat 500 electric vehicle. You only have that because of a massive government subsidy. Hey, you in the fiat, you know that fiat 500 electric vehicle, you only have that because of a massive government subsidy. Hey you in the Tesla, Elon Musk is a prick, Elon Musk is a fucking dickhead, how about that? Do you think driving a Tesla makes you like Elon Musk in any possible way? A guy who said that when he was a kid, Elon Musk said that when he was a kid, he was sitting there being afraid of the dark,

and then he told himself that the dark is just an absence of photons in the visible spectrum, so he was no longer afraid of the dark. Fuck you. I really fucking doubt that as a kid, you were no longer afraid of the dark Elon Musk because you decided that it's just a lack of photons and the visible fucking spectrum.

Yeah, because you can rationalize away fear. Yeah, he's such a fucking douchebag man. He wants to say, see, I was always a genius. It's like, it's this new age techno babble church that all of these, that it's like, it's like a cult of Elon Musk and all of his acolytes are wanna be entrepreneurs who think they can think their way around reality.

You did not reason yourself out of not being afraid of the dark. No, that's not how it works. Tip shit. Like the things, test what you're doing is not fucking that great. You still can't make 50,000 cars a year. You fucking asshole.

You're not Iron Man. And a Iron Man's not Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr. isn't, these people think that they're these things that the media tells that they are. Like there's a video of what's it, Deniro, saying that he wants to pop Trump in the mouth. He's like 80 years old. And he's not a tough guy. He was never a tough guy.

Yeah. He's an actor. I know. What the fuck is wrong with these? He's such a good actor that people think he and Pesci could beat the shit out of it. They can't. They've probably never been in a fucking fight in their lives.

They're just up here pretending to be tough guys. It's like Elon Musk's like, dude, yeah, you got a bunch of money. You are not able to think your way around reality. You have yet to change the world. Cool electric car, you made whatever, hundreds of millions of dollars from the government for making it, but you did not think your way

around reality. Cool credit card processing system really helps everybody out. Venmo's better, PayPal fucking sucks, but you did not fundamentally change, like you were there at the right time. And now you are acting like some kind of Sven Golly who can change your own human,

you're not hacking your brain, you more. The same fucking guy, Elon Musk and these idiots are these like these tech priests, that's what they are. They're tech fucking, let me tell you about Elon Musk did this week. He came out and said that him and other tech billionaires are thinking of ways. They think that we're living in a computer simulation.

Ah, I just saw a headline on this. I didn't have time to do that. So they think we're living in a computer simulation and they're trying to hack their way out of it. Yeah. It is the stupidest way of building a God, a fake God, and then saying, we're going to kill that fake. So when the person who put us in there, or whatever put us in there, be much more advanced than them. Like you think like their first couple of tries, or the idea is the idea that they're pitching, like that they're going to pop out of this computer simulation. And

like then be Elon Musk running around the real world. It's so fucking stupid that it makes me question his involvement in every single thing he's ever been a part of. Like when the new Star Wars prequels came out and you think, this is so bad, he couldn't have possibly had that big of an impact on the first three. Like he was just there at the right time. Elon Musk saying that we live in a computer simulation, which is a thought experiment. I know of itself. It's like it's been speculated for a long time. For like Plato said that where shadows on a cave like there's nothing real. We're reflection like it's an interesting Philosophical thought experiment because it questions like determinism and free will

But then you've got this dumb motherfucker who's building rockets and making shitty electric cars on our dime Coming out saying that he's gonna like some kind of superhero now. He's so proud. This is literally what he's saying He's so rich and so smart some kind of superhero. Now he's so pout. This is literally what he's saying. He's so rich and so smart that he's going to kill God. It is like, can you imagine if a billionaire kicks out? For you, bris, the chicks. The chicks. The chicks.

The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. The chicks.

The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. The chicks. How about you give everybody in the inner city a fucking job first before you kill God? Well, people with stupid, fat assholes. How about you, Elon Musk, lose 20 pounds before you try to kill God? Well, people who achieve a staggering level of success oftentimes think that they can do anything. Well, what's bigger than killing God? But it's within the realm of his universe.

He thinks that's possible. He thinks it's, yeah, he thinks it's even, he has the audacity because he said it was a lack of photons that cause the darkness and he's, and now he's ready to kill God. He's like, well, I conquered all of fear and darkness. It's time for me to kill God. Let me see if we got the guy who wrote that on the line.

You got a paycheck. Hey, what's up, buddy? What's your name? I don't know if I, everybody's got like six names. Everybody who does anything for the show, it's like, Dr. Hey, what's up, buddy? What's your name? I don't know if everybody's got like six names. Everybody who does anything for the show, it's like, Dr. Happy Cock, like, Horse, Penis, Man 42, the Electric Jigalow.

What is your name for, if you want to take credit for that awesome orchestral piece of the theme song for the show? Yeah, I'll take credit for it, and it's L-A-R-S-N. L-A-R-S-N, all right, man. It's fucking great what are you doing what do you like a

a music man the virtuosity of this guys off the charts the virtuosity of the listeners of this show of fucking incredible yeah like i think water boy because he's the one who push me to try harder so you tried to hard it's too good thank you uh... yeah i just wanted to do something you know raise the bar class of the show well you did it well you got any uh... you got any red do you want to uh... you

want to get on the rage board you got something you want to rage about or i'll just thank you for the song oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so anyway that's not the best on yeah i uh... lifetime of in california i was about two years ago uh... something that makes me a rage is that the guy's in california

i don't understand it they will have to cut from the pants all you know we do do that it drives me crazy because they can't explain it they don't know why i don't know why it doesn't make sense the fashion but the fashion that I see in Echo Park drove me not there's a guy wearing a wrestling singlet and it made me stop my car and I had to like I like stop and I wanted to lecture this guy because

we've like no dignity and self respect yeah you're in Colorado yeah I'm in Colorado where it's just some jeans everywhere. I don't have a passion. Is it that go park? Because when you're in California? Yeah. Well, I'm getting to... I thought he said Estus Park. I'm getting to be a rolling my pants up,

but it's because I got to wear them flip-flops all the time. And I don't want my pants stragging on the ground. But it's inexcusable. I'll give you that. Okay, well, yeah, I don't. What's your problem with it? Why do you hate it? Why does it make you a rage?

Because we look like little children running around. It's just, there's no water anywhere. It's a dry ass state white. It's a draught going on. There's never going to be a flood. I don't know. It's just something that drives me nuts and I don't even know why. That's one thing that makes me a rage. It's a type of rage that I can't understand at even.

It's because we all need attention here. It's because everybody here needs as much attention as possible. If you roll your, if you live in hell, if you roll your pants up, then somebody's gonna roll their pants down. That's gonna be the next move. If you roll, if your pants are getting attention when you roll them up, then somebody's gonna roll their pants down. That's gonna be the next move. If you roll, if your pants are getting attention when you roll them up, then somebody's gonna remove their belt and start rolling their pants down from the top like they're in some kind of karate, gee. That's what this town is.

Or if that doesn't work, they're gonna wear a wrestling singlet. And if that doesn't work, they're gonna go around in a creepy clown outfit. That's the future. Everybody in the goofiest fucking thing possible where, and if it doesn't work, that a creepy clown outfit is getting you enough attention. If too many people are getting attention for that, then they're gonna get in a full-on mecca exosuit of Abraham Lincoln, and they're gonna start stomping around the town in that. And if that doesn't work, then they're gonna team up with like 10 guys. 10 guys are gonna form into a human man. They're gonna go around like Chinese acrobats in chairs, like their own super suit moving

around. That's what they're, that's the future. You just want to be noticed. Whatever. Everybody just wants to be noticed. All right, hey, thanks for the call, buddy. Thanks for the song. I got some comments.

This was sent in by, I'm not gonna say your name, because you probably doesn't want to be. No, no, I've been wanting to talk about this since Maddox's video came out. I was sexually assaulted when I was younger. And by far, the number one thing I learned from the experience was have firm boundaries and fucking enforce them.

I don't think there's anything wrong with what Dick said in the clip that was edited out. I even think it could be useful for all the people to consider women in particular so they can lower the chances of rape and sexual assault from happening to them or happening to them again. It's a hard truth that I might be uncomfortable, that might be uncomfortable to hear for someone who's never personally dealt with this, but dealing with the trauma of sexual assault after the fact, including wondering if there's anything you could have done to better protect yourself, is infinitely more excruciating. Take my word for it.

Lawyer sent this in, all I do is sue companies for discrimination. So seeing this shit pisses me off beyond belief. It's not just morally wrong. It makes my job that much harder to disassociate legitimate claims. Pencil Vester says, we're supposed to believe that Maddox ended a podcast because he found out the author of Why Men Are Better Than Women Is An Affeminist. Give me a fucking break. And this guy take down man said that the 8-chan board deletes all of the doxing of Maddox's girlfriend, but it left that list,

that rape list, alleged rape list up there, which he said is suspicious. I didn't know about that. Well, how do you get things removed from age? You don't, you can't. You can't get anything removed, especially something that's not illegal. Really, there's no way to do that.

There's an abuse email to send to shoot an email off to, but it's a black hole. Like anything, they're, 8chan is worse than 4chan, and 4chan has non-stop white supremacist propaganda on it all the time. Well, 8chan seems like the fringe of the fringe.

Yeah. Like when you look at it, they don't care about your brand. We'll put it that way. They don't care about what people are doing to, to wreck your brand, they don't care about your brand. We'll put it that way. They don't care about what people are doing to wreck your brand. They don't care. They don't care. Let's see, this guy brings up an interesting question.

Oh, so I posted the spreadsheets, the financial spreadsheets last month or last week. Did you know about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a real interesting post about that. Let me see if I can pull that up. Any blowback from that? Yeah, yeah. There's a real interesting post about that. Let me see if I can pull that up. Any blowback from that? Not to me. Somebody said not an accountant is an understatement. Because I said, look, here's the spreadsheets where I kept track of everything I spent and

all the money that came in. I'm not an accountant, but you tell me if something's fucked. This guy said not an accountant is an understatement. Hilarious. Yeah, okay. So here's this guy's posts. This guy took the spreadsheets that I posted and did his like comptroller thing. He posted this on Reddit on the Dictual. I'll link to it. He says, I'm a comptroller for a $32 million avenue revenue business with 20 operating units in North Virginia with 500 plus hourly employees. Not that you need to be an expert to do this, but it takes a certain kind of autism, a part of financial statements for fun. Let's see here.

He says, so his, in his analysis, he's going through and figuring it all out. He says that I'm owed $5,477 out of all of it. That's what he got. So, Maddox says, I'm ripping the show off. I push out all the financials I have. And this guy, this comptroller says, five, four, seven, seven. Wow.

Yeah, he's pretty interesting. It's a really interesting assessment of the entire show's run. Let's see. He says that our average rate, well, I'll post it. If you're interested, you can go look at it. If you're interested in financial breakdowns, so I got a big, big guest coming in next week.

Yeah. This is going to be really fucking cool. So the fans got together and reached out to this guy and he's a big proponent of free speech and how kind of these psychotic, these blood loss, these social justice warriors are not, they're kind of wrecking this course. They're wrecking free speech.

They're giving the left a whore a bad name. It's dangerous. It's a very dangerous contention of people. The Maddox is whipped up into a frenzy over the show. He's gonna come out and talk of his name is Mike Surnovich. Yeah. Big, big fucking like he's all over this is his life talking about this stuff. Can't wait from the comment and talk to him,

get sweaty in the studio with us. That's gonna be fucking awesome. He's coming in. Yeah. Oh yeah, dude. Unless I'm getting trolled again, he's coming in. Asterios is going to come on to and I think what we're going to do that with the bonus episode. But I think what I want to do with asterios, and this is going to be, this is going to be,

because everything is a contest on the show. Asterios and I are going to slug it out. We're going to have our own debate of Trump versus Hillary. Yeah. We're gonna have, we're gonna debate. And now that this pussy grab and stuff came out, this puts me in a bit of a hole, right? We're gonna have a big debate, figuratively speaking, figuratively speaking, somebody's got to reach in there and pull me out. We're gonna put our votes on the table. And whoever wins the debate, as decided by fans is going to vote for that person. We're both going to vote for that person's candidate.

Oh, wow. I don't even know if that's legal to put your vote on the line like that. Well, it probably, well, it would be unethical, but it doesn't matter in California anyway. No, it doesn't. All right, so this is the Dix show with your host Dick Masson with me ises, and with me, is Sean, go to patreon.com slash the Dix Show to get some behind the scenes, get the throwin', you throwin' a buck, you get access to the video feed. Go to DixDon Show, see you next Tuesday.

Presenting Dix. Hey Dick, just calling in to apologize for creating that H-chain page there. It calls you a lot of shit. I'm sorry about that. Sounds sincere. Yeah! That's the guy! One guy! Is that the guy? I don't know! It sounded sincere to me! It did! Well, that's all right, buddy. Apology accepted. Now, docks him.

Yeah, I'll just post his phone number out now, right? Because I got it. I got the voicemail line. I got everybody's phone number. I'll put it out there. There you go. Hey, you need to have a weird messy mic on it. Hey, is there something going on? there there you go. I mean you need to have a weird Matthew McConaughey.

There's something going on. I love you bro. I fucking always I wish we could fucking stand totally fucking Kalor and shit. Oh my god. Oh shit. It's fucking great. I got my friend here. And we could, it would be great. I love you. It's got to call the lot. Yeah. We can't go this international calling. You know, I mean, you should have. So.

His home was now because of called in so much roaming fees That thing That means that people love me Like people love you He called in almost crying Same guy I love you. Pretending to be my friend is up there as one of the most embarrassing things any Mahen can say. I got to agree with you, buddy. I just said I could listen to the podcast for this weekend.

Oh, we shit! I can't even formulate the words of the men's image. I just couldn't see fucked up that early. I really lost a lot of respect for Maddox. I don't want to immediately jump to one side of the issue because I mean obviously there's still more information from those sides that we don't know, but I'm sure there is. You presented an argument that was much stronger than his and I always thought he was a reputable you know at least somewhat stand up gentlemen who wouldn't do shit like this.

But the whole big fuck, you lost all respect. I listened to both of your podcasts after the whole falling out because they're both very entertaining to me. I don't know if I should be a fan of this anymore. For anything, I was excited about his new book. I was hoping to meet him at a book signing, but fuck that man, that is unbelievable. I am so sorry for your light being ruined, not completely because you said you still have some backing foot. I might give you some of these towards you when you've had to put up with it, and that's fucking unretected. I can't even speak up so fast. Right now I can't imagine that. What you're going through, dude. You're doing pretty good. Well, that's the most thing.

That seems like a lot of people are like, have that reaction. It's just really, really upsetting. It's really aggravating. That's their take on it. Yeah. Like you see it a lot in the real world, like the real news world,

where somebody gets real rooted or somebody gets thrown onto the bus and you kind of sit at home and you think, well, there are big celebrity, and this happens to them. Like they've got like an army of PR people to get in the way of this. And that's not what they meant. And I mean, it's not a bad deal, but it still pisses you off. I think people seeing it happen to someone who has none of that stuff is more relatable is way more relatable. Yeah, I'm getting a lot of voice meals like that. This one's, this

one's for you. You don't have to talk about it, but it was interesting. It's interesting because that rape list thing implicates everyone. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Listeners, anybody who's coming on this show, like people don't wanna be on the show, like friends don't wanna come on the show, Robin reached out and said, hey, I'm not doing any of this stuff.

I'm not contributing to this switch hunt, just wanted you to know that, which I thought was nice of her. I'm sure she's not. Oh yeah, probably a lot of people who are not, but she went out of her way to say it. Well, Robyn's highly intelligent and doesn't take everything at face value.

No, she that's things. Which, so does Maddox, which is why this seemed like such bullshit that it came out. But then she went on to say, she doesn't want to be involved in the drama which is also understandable but it's like yeah you know that's whether or not your stupid little video is even true whether or not there's a there's a retraction

that's the that's the story yeah that's the climate we're in now so thanks a fucking lot here's what this guy has to say about it hey dick and john the call in the c-house you know about his other employer implicating him as a personality on a show that has an official rapist i'm sure the job which not not come for him after that and i'm sure mister or you

part of the property that name really sought that through when he came up with his petty little revenge, and I don't contact lies. Anyways, good luck, Sean, hoping you enjoyed your other job. I mean, that's what people are saying online, too. Like, where does the implication end? I never thought it made.

I just never thought it'd implicated me. I know it does, but no, I don't feel that way. Whoa, I don't fucking feel that way either. I think there's enough of me out there to know that, I'm like a ghost on the internet, man. I mean, I love the internet, but I love it for information and news and entertainment and stuff, but I don't go on these boards. It's very rare when the biggest, when the biggest problem blew up, I was getting so many emails.

Yeah. You know, I had to go check the boards to see what they were referencing, but I think I checked some of this stuff, you know, in the last couple of weeks, but very little. And like I said, I think there's enough of me out there where they kind of know my personality by now that I don't, nobody's going to, nobody

outside the group, this fan base is going to care that somebody, they have no idea, they have no idea who I am. And it's just, I'm a complete afterthought when it comes to that. So I don't feel threatened in any way or like I said, I don't even feel implicated. Yeah, it's funny. It's funny who will come out of the woodwork when there's a chance to dogpile on you. Yeah. Oh, no, I know. Well, in this society, we love to build people up into these huge celebrity and superstars. And then we want to knock them down. Yeah. And then root for the comeback. I guess that's true.

And then root for the comeback. It happens to see it with athletes all the time or all of a sudden it's like, we love that guy. Then we knocked them down. Well, you know, we wanted to one last, it happened with Kurt Warner in the Super Bowl, I remember. Yeah. You're gonna see it or not see it

because today is Sunday and the debate's going to be tonight. You're going to either see it or not see it with Trump. Yeah. Like his add-to-control comments about his, their, the thing about it is there are a percentage of guys in real life who talk like that. I would, I would, I would put around 20% of guys who talk like he does about women. Like a lot of room stuff. Yeah, like I heard him, I heard him talking and I'm like, Oh, I've heard this fucking guy. Of course.

Commercial real estate, probably a lot of them talk like that in commercial real estate because it's like a cross of business in La Crosse. Like that's just that kind of environment. Like if I was around a bunch of commercial real estate guys,'s like a cross of business in lacrosse. That's just that kind of environment. If I was around a bunch of commercial real estate guys, I wouldn't be surprised if 80% to 90% of them talked like that. I whenever I hear guys talking like that, I go, okay, dude, whatever. I'm sure you actually do that.

Got it. Got it. Message received. You're cool. Got it. You can get women. I get it. Got it, got it. Message received. You're cool. Got it. You can get women. I get it, got it. If that translates to actions, that's, you know, I don't know.

We'll see about that, but he's got, he's going to really have to claw himself out of a hole now. It's very interesting. And that's going to be the ultimate redemption. If he can twist it from being about personality to like, you know, I'll be honest about it here. If it's, if you take personality out of it, like even if he's, if he's a total piece of shit, then we got two total pieces of shit running for president, agreed. Which I expect. I expect everybody who's running for power or pursuing political power.

To be a terrible person. To be a total piece of shit, like weird sexual dysfunctions, weird aggressive sexual dysfunctions, total disregard for both men and women, like crazy megalomaniacal complexes where they don't empathize at all with people. Like I think they're a deeply flawed person, Oh yeah. Anyone who seeks that kind of power in that office, but I do think he can do more for the American economy and Americans than the other side can. So it'll be interesting to see if he can prove

that case on its own, look at me, I'm a piece of shit, but look what I can do for you. You know exactly what Hillary's gonna do for you, but look what I can try to do even though a misgum bag. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's, it'll be really interesting. I'm looking forward to the debates, but I find what I find interesting about the whole backlash from Trump is how many, you know, Republican leaders are disavowing him.

And it's interesting that it's happened now, because he's made plenty of controversial statements, but I think it's because the extreme right holds onto the sanctity of marriage thing. He went after a married woman. Well, you think that's what they're upset about? That to me is why, because so many people backed him, I'm talking about the Christian Paul Ryan

and the evangelicals. The evangelicals and all of a sudden it's like it's it's worse because it's a married woman. You know what's funny? The evangelicals are supporting him. They're saying some of them are because they're saying, yeah, we need to protect the Supreme Court dummies. The what he's saying is disgusting, but the the opposite is worse for our lifestyle. Yeah, okay, could be, but it is interesting to see who bail's on them now. But yeah, now there's a lot of people bailing

who didn't bail with any of the other statements. No, no. Well, we'll see, we'll see what we can do about it. Maybe, maybe a couple more. Hey, Dick, I just want to let you know that I support you. Random person number 10 million. Thank you.

Couldn't put any money in the Patreon, would have really loved to. So if I was younger, I could have put money in the Patreon, but right now I've got too many bills, all that crap. So, take care of those bills, man. I really, really wanted to show support. I mean, 20 bucks is 20 bucks, 5 bucks is 5 bucks, but I think you got to be at this point. I need a lot. I can't really imagine. You got to be a good person. I do support you. I think you're a great person.

Thank you. Articulate. I mean, everyone said all this stuff already. I was a fan of Maddox back when I was younger. I mean, everyone said all this stuff already. I was a fan of Maddox back when I was younger. And his website was funny, but also tried a little bit too hard always. And I think people are kind of forgetting that. You kind of saw it and you laughed and then you had that one weird friend that was actually like championing

this website like oh you know this is gospel i'm going to eat three pieces of meat for every one that's full but you eat and it's amazing and and i'm awesome for doing it and i think max himself is one of those people that actually take a little bit to seriously so i mean yeah it was always funny. Yeah, he's an engineer here, but he got there first. But it was never like, oh, I feel it's

off of me. I identify with this guy. I want to buy with this guy's selling. No one, no one, like he had his weird fans, but it was always that way. And I think a lot of people are forgetting that. I also wanted to say I was I gave a lot of thought to this like I consider myself just a neutral guide general it's pretty unbiased because I like both you guys I don't really like him anymore

as a person knowing more about his personal life before we just knew about professionally is all kept very secret but I still listen to his podcast because I like gossip on both sides and I'm hoping you guys like the hot dogs and I always want to know what he's doing and I just love being immersed in all the culture and everything. It's probably shown I was probably shounen still on there. So what I was thinking about is, is it actually okay to sleep with someone's ex-girlfriend? My opinion might not matter. It comes to you, but I think that if that ex-girlfriend was like the one that got away for him or a hugely important person, that's kind of a dick move. It's kind of like a really big dick move and it would really break him up on the inside. I see what you're saying with the Trump syndrome, sorry, the Trump syndrome, that was not an unruly, I was not done there. Anyway,

so yeah, I see what you're saying with the Trump syndrome, how people just get over it, it's just a girl. You know, it doesn't matter that much, but if it did actually matter a lot to him, then that's kind of a dick move. I don't know the whole situation. Those are just my thoughts. I think you should explain a little bit more about that. I mean, you don't want to get her involved.

You don't want to get too personal, but it's out there already. And if people are thinking like me, it was relatively neutral, like anyone who's on his high is thinking, well, you slip with a girlfriend. And I know you guys had a whole problems episode of Bowery and Max, agree with you with the end there. But I think also he was talking about girls but he didn't care too much about.

Like, I was just next girlfriend, you know, whatever. Well. If it was someone who mattered a lot to him, I think that's an important clarification to make. And if it wasn't, like I know he was living with someone at the time, if it wasn't a huge deal that ex-girlfriend, then that would put pretty much everyone on your side, that would solidify it in pretty much everyone's mind. That's all. Thanks, Lucy.

That's interesting. I've seen a couple comments, I've seen a couple comments weighing in on that one way or the other. Yeah. So the first, the first misconception that I see out there is that it was his current girlfriend. Oh no, not true. No, they've been, I don't know how long they've been broken up for three, three years, something like that. Uh, past, very, very much past. Now the, I've seen some others talking and people on Reddit saying he's somebody, somebody

on Reddit said they have got a Reddit said they've got a rule. They've got a rule that they don't do anything with X's of close friends. And to that I say, you know, everybody's got rules until life happens. I'm glad that you feel so morally superior with your rules. Yeah. But that's not the way. First of all, I'll say close friends, give me a fucking break. You see what the guy does.

This is how he's always been. He's always been this kind of guy. It's not a way, first of all, say close friends, give me a fucking break. You see what the guy does. This is how he's always been. He's always been this kind of guy. It's not a close fucking friend. I mean, I don't think the guy has any close friends because this is what he builds his friendships off of, this kind of vindictive, spied, and malice. This is the kind of culture he's built in himself around. It's doxing people. That's what the forums were dedicated to.

Like this is the life he lives. So I would say, you know, close friends, give me a fucking break, get outta here. I just don't buy it. So if you've got those morals and they keep you warm at night and you feel like you can speak from you judge using them.

Good for you. Yeah. But again, they're easy to have. That's easy to say. And in this case, no, this is not this is not a current. This is not just broken up. This is X, this is XXX. Yeah.

Several X's ago. Now the point that this guy says is it's a dick move to me. It's a dick move to make a move on an X that somebody has feelings for and with that I say, how the fuck? How do you know? Well, how would you know? How would anybody know any of this? You're saying, depends how much you talk to each other. You say someone is your friend, this is where friends now, everything's moving on. I got a girlfriend I live with.

What the, how much responsibility do you put on someone in this? And then who involves the business in this? It's the business aspect that is the agree, that is the first, like, okay fine. You got some kind of a personal problem, fine. But at what point do you say, oh, I've got a personal problem with you

because of some fucking gray airy morality? You're off this fucking thing that you've built with for two years. But going on and putting your time and energy and effort into something, they're like telling stories about wrecking your car while I was raining, wrecking your car, telling like telling personal land, not only do I, it's not that I'm ending this because I can't work, it's that you're fucking off of it.

You're off. You're gone. I mean, imagine if it was the other, like just imagine, because we're talking about sex and relationships. Imagine if it was a woman who got the same treat. Imagine if a host of a show wanted to bang his co-host who was a chick. She banged his friend and he said, you're off. I can't fucking work with you anymore.

Massive sexual harassment law. Easy to see in that case, right? Easy to see. But it just happens to be in this case that it's not so cut and dry because I think a lot of guys do struggle with this idea that they need to have and own and control women

for the rest of their lives. Well, I get the feelings part. Yeah, obviously there's, I don't know what's in his head. I don't know. No, you can't. You only the person who's thinking these thoughts, obviously knows. You know, despite,

and there's even a filter when it gets articulated, it's never purely what you think. Generally speaking, maybe some people don't have that filter and they can be completely honest. never purely what you think. Generally speaking. Maybe some people don't have that filter and they can be completely honest. But the thing is, once you're broken up, it may be construed as like a douchebag move, if you guys are close friends to date the ex or whatnot. But at the end of the day, it's none of his business. Well, because you're broken up, he doesn't owner,

and that's the thing. But I understand, it's feelings get messy. Feelings get messy, and that would probably, yeah, it would sting me. It was, oh yeah, it would sting me. I think we're a little closer friends than that though. Yeah. But it's, see, everybody's, everybody tries to apply it

to what they would do, but like, That's right. They didn't set up these circumstances. Like, you wouldn't go, oh yeah, we're still great friends. Oh no, we're great friends now. It's nothing now. I'm totally over it. Like, that's not your MO.

No. Your MO is, I'm a man. I have these serious feelings. I don't want to deal with it anymore. Yeah. And then I hear that and say, yeah, okay, then you're right. Well, I totally off. Yeah. It would fuck with you totally off limits.

I'm not going to bend over backwards, they're not involved in this situation. Yeah. But then you've got, on the other hand, man, you've got a class of people who might as well tattoo bro code on their forehead like it's a Manson swastika. The bro code, the idea of having a bro code is so fucking repugnant to me that somehow men are involved in these quasi intimate relationships where like you sacrifice your sexuality solely for the sake of your bros like you take hits for your if your bro gets into a fight than you somehow Oh, it to him to be there to get it's like this weird the bro code thing is this weird

Anti-sexual movement that I think is a language virus for today's modern male. It's fucking disgusting to me. The idea that the everything that the bro code represents to me is everything that's the antithesis of being a man. Yeah, it's true. It's like a group mentality. It is, it's like a form of male PC. Oh, you don't talk about another guy's whatever.

That's bro code. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? First of all, I'll do whatever I want. And if you have a problem with it, stop hanging out with me. Like, there's no bro code here. This isn't some kind of weird court for men to appeal to other men.

That is the opposite of what I want out of any kind of male relationship in life is a broke code. This idea of like preemptively, preemptively owing, obligating yourself to something. It's that idea and that intent, I think that's like voting right down the party line.

And that the bro code mentality encourages the sick insecurity that guys have where they need to possess women like where they will go out of the like where they say I'm friends with my ex. No, you're not you're just texting her all the time like you're just you're not friends with her you're not asking her to go out to a bar to get a drink, you're not telling her about what's going on. You're just trying to prolong the death of a relationship by having this fucking tether on her and making her life fucking miserable

with your non-stop fucking texting. That's what a, like that's the, that's the life, that's the male sickness that the bro-coding courage is. I had a roommate for three or four years. That's the male sickness that the brocoating courage is. I had a roommate for three or four years, dated a girl for a while. They got along really liked each other, talked kind of casually about marriage at one point,

and then ultimately it just didn't work out. And I don't know, maybe a year or two later, his buddy comes to me and says, hey, I'm thinking about dating so and so. What do you think? How do you feel about that? Because they're good friends. And he said, I have no problem with it.

And he was actually telling the truth. And they got married, they have kids, they're all friends. It's one of the rare cases, I think, where that happens. And he's married and has kids. Yeah, the roommate. So it happens sometimes, it doesn't happen all the time. No, you can't, you can't apply whatever you think you would do in a situation to everyone else because every situation is radically different.

And every single person is radically different in that situation. And every person you deal with will be totally different. Like I've got, I've got X's I never want to fucking hear about again. Yeah sure. I got X's I just don't care about it. And I got X's where I'm like, yeah, I'm really happy you're married. Yeah. Great.

You're a great person. They're probably a great person. Yeah. I hope I hope everything works out. Yeah. So the idea that it's applicable to every situation is kind of, it's, it's not real. No, no, no, it's not real. It's not black and white. Yeah. Now, there you go.