The Dick Show - Episode 190 - Dick on Getting Robbed

Episode Date: January 21, 2020

The Dodgers get cheated about of two World Series, women don't put lids on, Ethan Ralph gets robbed at fake gun point, Dame Pesos' documentary on Cenk Uyger, stealing valor, my call in to The Young Turks, fat women in little track suits, a regular guy competes in the Special Olympics, Bernie Sanders will be robbed, and Hazencruz and Miss Phase quit the show; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Uh, Dom, he called me a lying whore. You're lying whore. I just, I cannot fucking believe how much bullshit rises over a matter of $50. Okay. Not, I don't want to try to big league anybody. I was going to say $50 doesn't mean the same thing to everybody, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that there is some, on somebody's behalf, there are expectations

that have not been articulated. You know what I mean, think so. Okay, you then, have you just described all conflicts and that makes me a man. Yeah. 99, I think 99% of resentment and what leads to conflict, it's lack of communication where it's just that, it's that, yeah, the resentment builds up. And it's like, well, did you ever ask for this or did you ever, was this ever made clear?

No. No. Well, I just, I should have just, I figured they would just know it's like, you can't figure anything. That's how the business is run. Yeah, you keep, yeah. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich? That is my question.

Well, yeah, for everybody who knows exactly how everything is supposed to be run from soup to nuts, you seem to have it all figured out. Since you're so smart, why aren't you rich? I don't get on board with that, this is silly. Because that's not something that they go down, or they don't go down that road. Like, it's not rich doesn't equal smart.

It doesn't business. Depends if that's what you're trying to, depends what business or what you care about. Yeah. Like, yeah, Rich doesn't have you in the business of being poor. Then... Well, that's not really a business. That's more...

You have to move that, if you're smart and you're poor, you have to move that over to victimhood, where you can make some money. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, God. Big bad man. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Oh God. Big bad man. Yeah. Yeah. There's, yeah. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich? I mean, I don't get on board with that. Why not? Because it doesn't,

it doesn't hold true in all cases. Like that's not, that's not the, that's not the indicator of being smart. It could be, it's an indicator. It could be, well, I would say not fucking up your life, what might be a better, you know, indicate if you, that's the difference. You have everything, if you have things and you continuously fuck it up through poor decision-making, you know, that would be, I would tend to go more on that side.

Yeah. Yeah. Too much gray area. I don't know. Well, the light, that's the thing though. It is everything is gray. Not everything is like black and white like that. Oh, I'm saying there's so much more gray area. Unfortunately, I wish it was that simple. If you've got so much fucking advice and so much expertise, why, why are you the one arguing it? People who are experts, yeah,

but they think they're experts in areas that they're not. That's another one of the problems. People who are really good at one thing, all of a sudden think they're good at everything else. That's true, but if you are the expert, why are you trying to have to convince other people of it? That's not how it works. No, come to you.

Oh, you have so many smart ways of doing things. Yeah. Help me please. Yeah. Not the other way around. I got so many smart things. Oh, no. Let me tell you where you fucking have. I mean, I'm not gonna do that. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I mean, consultants seek people out too, but and people seek consultants out. It works two ways there, but yeah. People generally, you should seek consultants out. It works two ways there, but yeah, people generally you should be sought out. We go like, hey, that guy's got a good track record in this. Yeah, maybe I should ask him. Because he's rich. I mean, I know, I know it's not true, but it's insulting.

Sometimes it is. Okay, we should start a show. I'm a little bit distracted here. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, we should start a show. I'm a little bit distracted here. Advice comments. Yes, yes, yes. Easy peasy's calling in. Wow, it's packed in here today. My good. You were talking about Twitter blowing up or something or this all started with invoices, didn't it? So it's, I mean, apparently people are ready for... No, it started with mint. It started with mint. Really?

Yeah. Some, that caused some kind of... I don't weird ripple effect. I don't get how, there was nothing like that. It was salacious as a wrong word, but just, I don't get any kind of like controversy. No. About that.

Like, she's 19, like, crazy parents. Yeah, like making fun of them. Right. That's what we do. Yeah, about that. She's 19, like crazy parents. Yeah, like making fun of them. Right. That's what we do all the time. I think there's been more controversial people on the show than like who the rape game guy. I mean, I don't know. You probably throw a dart at any of the episodes and go, yeah, I don't know. I mean, like, it just like nothing was that furry or just like having some weird thing with her parents. It's like, they're threatening like really outlandish stuff because she's-

She's because your health insurance- Because she's embarrassing them, right? Because that one, because I can't, you know how hard it is to get health and like that's a pretty fucking devastating revocation in your life, your health insurance. Oh God, you're expensive, That is to get as a kid. Fucking impossible.

Yeah. Yeah. Devastating. Oh, where it's not the car or the school, it's revoking the safety you have of going to the of a hospital certain death. Because it bankrupts you for your entire life. Because it sounds like, are you fucked?

Yeah, I mean, it sounds like are you fucked? Yeah, I mean it sounds like they Don't want to be embarrassed in front of their community. Oh, you're right. Is that kind of that? You're right because I'm not coming over Christmas. That's embarrassing does Well, I don't even know if they that but just just the fact that like they can't you know They can't control every little thing she does maybe I don't even't even, I don't even know, because I don't know Jack's shit about the situation as opposed to what was, you know, in addition to what was being told, you know, I don't know.

I don't know. There was nothing. I don't know. I've never, I've never seen. I just know I did a lot more shit that would have, my parents would have revoked my health insurance for, you know, over the, yeah, I mean, I behaved in much,

I don't know. On savory ways. Yes, yes, yes. Less healthy ways. Yeah. For self-destructive ways. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just wild.

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Sean joining me is always this world touring LA based comedian Sean, the audio engineer. Hello dick, hey, what's up, buddy? This is that intro compare last week's hangover of death with this week's sensible night of drinking and steaks with the boys. Oh, you seem chipper. I seem bright.

Alive. Yes. I love life. I love you. I went out with coach and Keon last night and this woman, older woman, she must, I think she was 72, she said, there was a couple at the bar, KDC downtown, she could just could not stop, she just complimented

us for like an hour. You boy, she was tipsy, she was probably on a bunch of drugs. Are you boys or giving a hope for the future and your such gentlemen in this and coach and Keon or you know, like, eating enough. I'm like, you guys, that's what it's like to have a mom. Just all day. That's what your whole life, what if they don't have moms? I don't know. Just making a joke.

Gotcha. No, no implication there at all. Oh, yeah. So I think they understood the point of my joke, but yeah, there you go. Yeah. Ah, all right. Easy peasy's calling in today.

Apparently the Encyclopedia D dramatic admin is in prison. I heard that and it's he was the only one with the password. I heard something about that. Yeah, yeah, so that's fucked. Yeah, I love that side. It's a really me too. The story is it's so it's so funny. It's just it's so awful in some ways.

It's yeah, it's always on point too. The humor is always on point. And the admins, the story of the admins that have taken it over over the years, all absolutely fucking destroying their lives. This is an admin or this is the owner of the... The admin, it's changed hands over the years. I think null was taken it over,

but I hope he doesn't, because it seems cursed. Yeah, null has got enough money. And plus he might tell someone the password too. Yeah, which one? All right, let's get into what makes me a rage this week. Astros, the Astros and the Red Sox were caught cheating. Did you see this, Sean?

Did you see that? Dude, I mean, I can't even process how pissed off I am over the me the red socks are one thing. But both of them, well with all that Houston strong shit, they were in there ripping us off of a world series because they have the same guy going back and forth. Alex Cora in particular, he's got to get, I mean, you know what? It's like if Kenisaw Mountain Landis, there would be about, it was alive. There'd be about 30 people banned for life. This is, this is what are you talking about?

The original commissioner of baseball. You know, eight men out the 1919 Blacksocks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, those people were all acquitted, you know, in point, right? But he said anybody with the stain on them, they're being banned. So out of, he was the commissioner. Sean, I on them, they're being banned. So out of he was the commissioner. Sean, I wouldn't, I would only be happy if all of the players on the Astros and the Red Sox were hanged in and Chavez ravine. They didn't. I am so fucking pissed about two world series is in a row robbed by teams stealing signs. It's a hundred times where it's being able to, it's being able to relay that in real time.

To the batter, the hitter. To the batter. Which is an advantage bigger than super steroids. It is the most fucked unfair thing. Like, and I mean, if you know fastball off-speed, you know how good these fuck, then you gotta, if you know that an off-speed pitch is coming, you look at the spin rate and you know, if

you know there's a 10 mile an hour difference between a fastball and something off-speed, give me a fucking break. Do you know, good these fucking guys are? I mean, if they, if something made the splits on at Houston, the people are going to be like, this fucking sports shit. Like that, God damn it. He, why did, he gets Sean fired up and then we're gonna talk about stupid sports and I don't care about sports. I've been screaming about it all week.

I can't fucking, I, I shit, they're in the entire city hated Kershaw for losing two world series in a row. No shit, because they, Game five, what, what, what? Game five where like he blew a four and a three run lead. It's like yeah because they Know that he's throwing a curveball and they just sit there and wait to hit a meatball the size of a fucking spare tire

It's who can fucking pitch around that you look at the splits these guys Guys batten like three seventy five at home and like a book ten on the road like a come on He jokes on the oh he jokes out. He jokes in the playoffs, like, well, yeah, he's getting his fucking pitches red. And he's, you know, in other series, he's pitched poorly, but like that, what a mind, what a mind dog. I hate to feel bad for a millionaire, like, but, but you can't, that's like a, that's like a stand, you're fucking soul.

And the rest of your life having come and cheated out of two world series is they should have to play the red socks and the Astros. At first of all, every one of those Houston strong patches need to be ripped off and shoved down the throat of the fan wearing them. They deserved they deserved the flood Houston deserved that flood because God god doesn't god doesn't go in chronological order He knows what you did in the future and he's punishing you for it now. Yeah, why would it work? Right. Why why would he have to go in chronological order? God doesn't have time to think in four dimensions. He's doing it right the fuck now Yeah, no, no Houston. They're up to they're building up to some shady shit. Yeah, and I don't have time for this shit

Yeah, I work in mysterious ways bitch. Yeah. I don't have time for this shit. I work in mysterious ways. Bitch. Boston deserves each other. That's their punishment for this absolute horse cocknery. Yeah. I cannot, I cannot get over it. Yeah. Now it's coming out that probably the Astros are not just the banging on the trash can,

but then there's like actual electronic equipment that they're wearing as well. Boston as well. They should have a lot of time. So it's like actual electronic equipment that they're wearing as well, Boston as well. They should have a lot of equipment shoved up their ass. They need to play an entire season with no pants on. You know, they're dicks flopping around. Basically, and their dugout needs to have an air conditioner in it. So their dicks are cold. Yeah. The commissioner, they're not going to fight the players union. And that because every one of those suspensions would be contested by the players union. It'd be a big cluster.

So what they did was they suspended, they suspended the manager. What about the players? The players are evil. I know. It's a fucking evil. It's the, it's the, it's the players union. They knew that it was, it's going to be a long fucking road. They'll contest it.

They can play until each one of those has heard they just didn't want to deal with the players union. So they, you know, the city of LA, they nailed sue them for embarrassing international state. Well, no, I think that's actually people are trying to get a like a grassroots lawsuit going like. Yeah. And class action lawsuit.

And I'm not going to have to kiss our ass. The title not gonna have to kiss our ass. The title's not gonna be vacated. Nothing else is gonna go aside from them losing the first and second round draft picks in the next couple of years. But it is, it's fucking hang them. It's really fucking, it's really fucking easy. It's much worse than any of the steroids shit.

It's, this is every player benefiting from it. It's a player benefiting from it. It's a player benefiting from it. It's a player benefiting from it. It's a player benefiting from it. It's a player benefiting from it. It's a player benefiting from it. It's every player benefiting from it. The change their numbers to a different homophobic slur for every jersey, for the rest of their lives. That's it. I'm so pissed off about it. I don't care about sports, but God damn it.

God damn it. We've, it's LA, we deserve that win. And it was ours. Definitely in 2017, you know, and I don't know, but you know, all of a a sudden Boston with the same team sucks ass the next year. Oh wow. You know, I mean, after they win the World Series,

it's yeah, I'm so pissed off. I get the hole if you ain't cheating, you ain't, you're supposed to try to steal signs. That's on the team, if they can't switch their signs up or disguise their signs, then they're idiots. But the fact, and people leading off second have been trying to relay signs to the batty, you know, that because if you're supposed to do that.

But when you've got a goddamn camera in center field, and you're able to relic- What's even the point of having a picture then? Just have a batting machine. And I love it when people, it's the whole Lance Armstrong or just laugh it off, ridicule, laugh it off. Ridicule. Laugh it off first.

Ridicule impune credibility attack, all that kind of shit that's going on. And it's like you were fucking lying the whole time. You suck it in a bit. I hope you get fucking colon cancer so bad. It goes in six directions at once and they have to take it out with a fucking snow shovel. Fuck you, man. Fuck you, Ryan. Braun, fuck you Lance Armstrong.

Fuck you having parades and all these chicks praising you and you fucking cheated. You filthy cheaters. Fuck Houston. Fuck Boston. All right. Let's see. I got something else. Captain Savahoe, that also made me raise this week.

A's girl and I got me to that a club. Really? Yeah. We met this girl smoking hot Japanese girl. We went out to an C2 club a couple nights ago on Saturday night. She's getting shit face right And we see her. Yeah, you see her later on in the evening in the stairwell They close the club down and go go downstairs the next level puking in the stairwell In coherent. Oh, yeah, leaning against the wall or you know classic junk drunk chick crying about it

Yeah, she's like by herself. Yeah, which is you know, yeah, all right, this is a big problem. So security's there. She recognizes us, and she goes, can you guys walk her downstairs? I don't think she can walk. Yeah, she's been here for a couple minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're fine. So we take her down, escorted downstairs, like, all right,

you just look like, you guys are trying to take advantage of me, because I'm drunk and you don't think I can speak English. I think, all right, calm down. So then this dude, this Ed Hardy-looking motherfucker literally goes after hearing that, is there some kind of a problem here? To us, the two of us. A woman with another woman.

And we're, we look at him like, what are you gonna do about? Are you fuck, yes, you are the problem here. What in your, have you been saving that up? Cocked and loaded. And ready to jump in at any, hey you, can you get your damn hands off of her? Yeah. You really think I ought to swear? Yeah, and ready to jump in at any hey you

Damn hands up over yeah, you really think I got a swear Yes, George got them a swear it was exactly like that like are you are you suggesting that you a Single man is going to is a better custodian for this Drunk this drunk mess than another woman. Yeah. Are you fucking insane? Yeah. Where did you where did you find this sir?

Have you been scouring the internet for examples and opportunities to show to announce your chivalry to the world and this was your coming out party? Yeah. Is there a problem here? And there was only a security guard there to see it. Yeah, or was he even there? He was right there. Oh, did he was, was he like, what, I asked them to.

I asked them to. He's just like, I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, there's a big problem. Are you gonna fist fight my girlfriend for her honor? Like what the fuck are you talking about? Is there a problem here? Who are you gonna, who the fuck are you gonna believe? You shit had the white nighting. I guess that's what it is.

The white nighting that occurs that men have been encouraged to take part in with all this me too shit is a national embarrassment. Not as bad as the cheating, but it's bad. Yeah. What did he say it's bad. Yeah. What did he say? Um, I, I forget. Yeah.

I said, he just go away. No, yeah, he just went away. Yeah. Uh, I think she waived. She waived. Yeah. Are you fucking, I've never seen that shit. I have seen guys do that. I have never seen that. Yeah. Sure.

Roman, get a zero problem here. What? What? What do you think? Is that, is that what's going around women roofing other women at clubs? You see that a lot, sir? Yeah. You fucking jackass. You hopped up macho dick bag at hearty.

Yeah, he really was. They've got sociopath parking at lows. Also known as, I couldn't believe it. What sociopath parking it lows? It says veteran parking. But oh, fine print. That's what yeah, so I was wondering what that was going to. It's great. I was I was always I always thought the handicap parking was bullshit because you got you know, you got wheels

you get come on. You can park at the foreign just wheel wheel your ass and maybe a sloped a parking lot a little bit We'll but then they put the they put the expectant mothers slash misogynist parking in yeah for us Uh-huh, and then they put the electric vehicle parking in it now now. I'm all for it. Yeah. I'm all for the meme war veteran parking Park is right for you right at the front. Parking for, parking for anyone who's bold enough to take it. That's my, that's really kind of what it is, right? It is, it really is. How many people are gonna question that?

Do you need a placard now? How, what is, what is a placard for I was in the military? A metal malicious sticker on the back of your truck? Well, no your truck well no now now they're gonna have to go through the government or the DMV or whatever you gotta prove well it also made me think you gotta prove you gotta you gotta fucking emotional support animal you gotta prove you are a veteran yeah it also made me think you know how planes, they have service members are allowed to board first, right? Small children who need help. And then they say, and, and, uh, military service members.

Well, I always thought that like you had to have proof that you were a military service man. No, it's just advantage of that because I always see the people lining up for it. Well, I see their heads because their body is in camo, usually. So I can't see. Yeah, you can't see their heads. It's amazing. These floating heads getting on planes.

I see their heads bobbing over and I just assume, oh, okay, I'm not gonna come to the airport wearing army guy stuff. But now I'm thinking, can you just get up and go and walk up there with no, is there any markings on it? I don't know, I'm gonna have to look into it. I'm gonna try it. Next time I'm at the airport,

because the veteran parking that they've got it lows is fantastic. Have you seen that anywhere else? Or just at lows? Just at lows. I've never heard of such a thing. It doesn't surprise me. Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen anywhere else.

But they're gonna keep, you know, compartmentalizing this and it's gonna be a whole parking lot of. A whole parking lot of specialized Markers autism puzzle space parking people who were raped parking T.S. The Single mother parking yeah if your skin is darker than this sign parking I had to go to lows because my father got me a tool cabinet for Christmas. I got one.

I got one. Like a, one of those big ones. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, with the lockable drawers and everything. Yeah, my father and his presence. You know, I told the story of when we moved in, he brings over a TV, a 50 inch TV, the smallest one he could find. Was it not to buy it for the house or did he? He bought it, yeah, I mean, not to knock,

I don't wanna lift to look a gift TV in the dimensions, right? But it's a pretty major component of everyone's life, a television, so to get stuck, to get handed one as a gift, that is the smallest one you can get. You know, I don't want to seem ungrateful. Yeah, but you do. It's just that the audacity of it I found and it goes, let's get it open. Let's watch some TV. Okay.

Did you just buy this? So you could watch TV here today. May be. Christmas present number two that he gets me is a rolling tool cabinet. Cause I have, I got one earlier in the year and it's, I love it, you know, you know the one with the drawer or is everybody knows that one.

Sure. So he grabs me and he goes, here you go. And I get it and I look at it and I think, okay, well, it doesn't match, it doesn't match the one I have. So that's gonna fuck with me. It's the same size, maybe all. Maybe I'll take it back, look at the colors. And I'm like, all right, I go,

I say, you know what, I think I'm gonna take it back, maybe get a little bit more. The color is like a red snap on. Like, yeah, all red. Yeah. I was like, okay, well, I think I might exchange it for the other ones. Oh, here's the receipt. It's okay.

This was the on sale one. I see that you, I see what happened here. I had to drive 30 minutes to lose to take it back. So this is an hour long drive Christmas presents. That's what it turned into pretty nice. But that's where I found the sociopath parking. I'm for it. Yeah.

I'm stealing valor now. That's one of the most effective advantages I think you can get. Valor? Well stealing it? No, in with stolen valor. Like that would be one of the big perks I would think. Don't they, don't people seem un reasonably upset

about stolen valor? Depends which claim I think. Yeah. I guess. I mean, just without thinking about it. I don't know if it's like, if you go around wearing camo and just say you were in the service, like, you know, I don't, and you leave it at that. I, you know, I want one. I don't really know. You, you probably just get the, you know, the adoration of your sick of fans.

Or, you know, I mean, I think it's funny. If you say this, you know, well, yeah, but if you're like, I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it.

But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it.

But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. But I was scared that they're doing it. How people become cynical, let me pull this up. I found someone to blame it on. How people become cynical. How people become cynical. Oh yeah, okay, here it is.

I printed it out, how stupid of me. We tested how cynicism emerges and what maintains it. Synicism is the tendency. Oh yeah, here it is. Six studies find that being the target of disrespect gives rise to cynical views, which predisposes people to further disrespect. The end result is a vicious cycle, cynicism

and disrespect, fuel one another. How about that? Huh. That's not something that I would have immediately thought of. I don't think, just disrespected makes you cynical. Yeah, cynicism. I would have thought it would just be like kind of paying attention to what's going on in your daily life.

I would think just kind of that would make you cynical. Well, if what's going on in your daily life is you being constantly disrespected by women, then yeah, that's what it's like. Oh, okay. That's all you gave me the last 10%. Who is at school? Who spends all day with you at school?

Women, who's there before dad gets home from work? Mom, who's causing all the fucking disrespect? Sinicism is the tendency to believe that people are morally bankrupt and behave treacherously to maximize self-interest. Drawing on literatures on norms of respectful treatment, we propose that being a target of disrespect gives rise to cynical views. There's like a- Yeah, there's like a-

There's like a- There's like a- There's like a- And cynicism and pessimism tend to be, you know, conflated a little bit, or there's like an overlap, what do they call those like, Venn diagrams? Yeah, I mean, there is there is an overlap between those that type of thinking, I think. Five, I don't see anything else interesting.

Every day, experiences of disrespect elevated cynical beliefs and vice versa. More over cynical individuals tended to treat others with disrespect. Oh, no! Maybe I'm making this worse in part of the cycle, Sean. I don't know.

Which in turn predicted more disrespectful treatment by others in short experiencing disrespect gives rise to cynicism. How about that? Speaking of cynicism, this is... I don't know what to call this. I'd call it a moment of Zen, but someone already did that. I'll pull this up on the screen so everybody can see it.

This is an Adidas ad. This is an Adidas ad. Comfy, held in feeling. Shop this 2.0 tight. Right now, as you can see, it's a very large black woman with what is about two muffin tops coming out the back. Yeah, no, that's true. A gut, a gut the size of a medicine ball wearing an Adidas sports bra.

I don't know why they even put her in a gym. What was the purpose of that? Well, it's probably, they'll say it's something positive. Like, we know this woman is not in a good shape, but our close, our work out of peril will allow you to feel comfortable while you're working on your stuff. Specifically, who are, it looked like this land whale. Where is the guy's version of this though? It looks like the, it looks like the guy from Star Wars really let himself go. That's a thin. It looks like thin, you're saying?

It looks like thin let himself go. Kinda got that face in the... Well, this is what they're buying, I guess. This is what the ladies are buying. Wow. This is what you need. It's an ad space of gigantic Lord S is saying, guys. Yeah, that's well.

I don't think we're getting any skinnier. So, I think, yeah. Well, you are. You definitely are. 190, man. You haven't been this thin in years. I haven't been this weight since high school. Probably. Yeah.

I think I hit 192 in college and now it's back. Oh, yeah. I'm back, baby. You're back. I'm gonna be on top of you before you know it. We should have a bet whoever is skinnier than the other one has to suck the other's dick. Jesus.

Those are some stakes. Yeah. Um, okay. Let's see what else I have here. I got chicks who say they're a tomboy. Oh yeah, that's one of me pull this up. I don't know if you've seen this, right? Is it like the same as chicks who love science?

It's slightly different. Or love, nerds. It's slightly different because every woman who is involved in the beauty industry and the role of a model or pageant or something like that. That was a total tomboy growing up. Yeah, boy, I think some sick compulsion must stress

how she was a fucking tomboy growing up. As though that's the cure for whatever self perceived sickness. She's exhibiting by participating in a beauty pageant. I added this chick on Instagram because she was on Maddox's show. It's really common with models who have cropped like Heidi Klum or like people like that who get you know on the late shows and everything. Oh, I was a total tomboy. I mean, I was, yeah. Go fuck yourself. What is the message that we're supposed to get from that? If you go play on the dirt, as a girl, you know, you can,

I don't know. I have no, like what is, what are they afraid of getting caught out on? Like oh yeah, I was, when I was a little girl, I was, you know, a girl. Yeah. Like what is the, what is the backstory? Yeah. You're so fucking deep and complicated, like an enigma,

wrapped in a riddle that you are a tomboy growing up and now you're this, now you're, this vanity obsessed supermodel or pageant winner. What the fuck are you trying to tell me? I don't know, you do hear that a lot. But every fucking time. I noticed that. Today is the anniversary. This is the post that today is the anniversary of competing in the Miss America pageant. I was a tomboy. Kamma grew up really poor and had never come out of, oh, fuck. Why is that so important to your identity that every single beauty pageant contestant or model

or supermodel has to have been a trans boy growing up? What the fuck are you trying to say? I don't know, but I, it's, I got that immediately. I knew where you were going because it's what I am. Yeah. Every time I will give a Daniel Webster cigar to the first model who just says, yeah, I was into like frilly shit and dresses

and totally and stuff when I was growing up. I was always in the modeling. I was making up and yeah, I hate sports. That's what I'll do. First woman I hear say that. I hate sports. Oh, honey, here you go. Let's get married. Here's a cigar that I hear say that. I hate sports. Oh, honey, here you go. Let's get married.

Here's a cigar that I hope you hate. Okay, here's another one I've got. Bernie Sanders telling the New York Times board about racism. I think it's the looks on their face that I found so amusing. Do you think Bernie said that a woman can't be president? I don't know what he said.

What I think he did. He's not an idiot. Is that, why is he being accused of that? Yeah, you see that in the debate? No. Oh yeah, that was great. The moderator goes, Bernie, did you say, did you tell Elizabeth Warren that a woman can't be president?

And he goes, no. And then they turn to Elizabeth Warren and say, how did it feel when Bernie Sanders told you a woman can't be president? What did she say? She said so. I don't know. I don't know. But she didn't say that.

No, she's been leaning into it. I'm saying that he did or implying that he did. She's been a real con it's about it. Let me find this. Tell me if you think this is as funny as I do. It's the looks on their faces. Okay. Bernie says, Bernie explains a cause of racism. And these people are acting like they're looking like

he just shit himself. Really? Or he just, yeah, or he got caught, he got caught saying the N word here. That's even. Geez. What about the fact that Trump has touched a chord in 40 to 44 percent of the people? What about that issue? Is that Trump is a symptom of a widespread problem? Yes. So, I mean, how do you address that? What is the issue how to become president not everybody but tens and tens of millions of americans feel that the political

establishment republican and democrat have failed maybe the new york times failed and that that explains the appeal of racism people are in many cases in this country working long-term right

or a way of the fact that how are you going to tie this back in? See, it's actually going down in America because of diseases of despair. People have lost hope and they are drinking. They're doing drugs. They're committing suicide. And when that condition arises,

whether it was the 1930s in Germany, then people are susceptible to the blame game. Well, I understand. The undocumented people in this country are the cause of all of our problems. And we just throw 10 million people out of the country. You're gonna have a good job, and you're gonna have good health care, and you have good education.

Do you guys all we got to do? So all over the world, Trump didn't invent demagoguery. It's an age, old weapon, and you take a minority, and you demonize that minority, and you blame that minority, and you take a minority, and you demonize that minority, and you blame that minority, and you take the despair and the anger and the frustration that people are feeling. And you say, that's the cause of your problem.

I mean, just the blank looks of the people in the room. Because it was a little bit out of left field, how he tried to, he went way out and then tried to bring it back. And the looks were, but it was like to bring it back. And the, the looks were, but it was like, huh, huh? And the other, the other one was like leaning away from like, no, I can't be close to this guy. What is he saying? And such insane things for Bernie. I'm pretty, pretty fucking accurate. I feel bad for that guy. I'm getting fucked

over again. Who's that Bernie? guy. I'm getting fucked over again. Who's that Bernie? Yeah. You know, they changed the super delegate rules so that they can't vote in the first round. Yeah. And they're all pretending like they're getting robbed out of their voice.

What was the disaster last time? I mean, the new rules make it seem pretty obvious that they're just gonna get it into a runoff and then all just vote and fuck it up again. Yeah. It's crazy. It's just, it's crazy to me that people don't readily accept economics could be a cause of racism. It's a cause of divorce. You think it's gonna make, it makes someone not love their wife.

You think it's not gonna make them not love another race? You fucking idiots. Okay, here's, let me see, I got another one here, digital self-harm. On Friday night, I'll read you this story, digital self-harm is what the kids are up to, on a Friday night, virtual cutting. Yeah, actually, virtual cutting. Yeah, Madeline, a tippy-dad of 15-year-old

in Hebron, Texas took a fatal overdose of pills and endured months after enduring months of cyberbullying. Wow, can you believe that? That's why people like me are getting kicked off the things. Most of the alleged taunts that she was ugly, that she should kill herself, came on after school, an app that allows classmates to discuss one another anonymously. Oh, oh, that sounds like a good app. Yeah.

Right. Right. Yeah, nobody could predict where this is going. Her suicide. I think maybe the devil invented that. Her suicide prompted an investigation. The app's operators. Another app that you can just be an anonymous fucking asshole.

Yeah. The app's operators tracked which accounts had sent the abuse while the official's interviewed teachers and students. What do you think they're gonna use an anonymous app for going, hey, so and so is fucking great. Getting homework help. Hey, I'm doing my fucking homework and I'm so embarrassed to ask for help even though the entire world encourages women

to act as stupid as possible all the fucking time, even if they do understand it, I still am so embarrassed about asking for homework help. My homework is so fucking important to me. We want some justice," said Natalie's sister shortly after the death. Whoever is bullying, I hope that they stop. There were no bullies to find. The inquiry revealed that Natalie had secretly sent the abusive messages to herself.

Oh my God. Wow. And then she killed herself. So she would, yeah, that was her plan to, you know, so. It's simply, I guys. Yeah. Make her family, you know, fatal overdose. So she did die, I guess, right?

Okay. Fatal overdose, I don't know if that means, you know, I don't know. That means dead. Sounds like you're dead, yeah, that's dead. Um, such anonymous digital self-harm as researchers call it, is increasingly common. Why?

What the fuck? Yeah, that's what a waste of time. That is a study in 2009. I already found that nearly 9% of American adolescents have done it. 9% of kids have gotten online and called themselves fat. In order to gain sympathy, I guess, I mean, up from around 6% in a previous study from 2016. Oh, man

I hope that the women don't get Like a munchows and thing or something. It's really fucking weird. Samir Hadooga Director of the Cyber Bullying Research Center and professor of Criminology at Florida Atlantic University despite these numbers says that guy the fact that teenagers spend so much time in their line Online people are uniformly shocked to learn that this problem exists. Yeah, I'm definitely shocked by it. Yeah, I'm surprised.

It just doesn't seem like something that somebody who's in a really bad place, it doesn't seem like that's something they would do. Go online and create fake accounts and call themselves fat and shit. Yeah, that's a big number, two, 10%. Yeah. That's enough to say, are you doing that?

Yeah, I don't understand. Are you doing that? Yeah, I don't understand. I don't understand. I guess I just don't relate to something like that. No, me either. Okay, let's read some. Let's read some.

It manifests itself in other ways a lot of the time. That seems a little strange. Yeah. Uh, this video is garbage so you can stop. Oh, oh, yeah. So apparently there's this meme going around saying, if you dip your balls in sugary water, you can taste it in your mouth because you have taste buds on your ball. What?

Yeah. There's a meme going around it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that if you dip your testicles in sugar water, you can taste the sugar somehow. Are you interested in trying that because you didn't want to do the other ball stuff? I mean, yeah, but I don't believe it. Me either, but me either. And you always see those people saying I did it and it worked. And obviously they're just fucking with you trolling you. A dickhead, flat Stanley said, uh, I had a flat order.

Yeah, so that I can call in about him. I thought, let me, let me find what he said. Flat Stanley was part of the flat Holocaust. I don't see how or why that would be true. Me either. The summer is that yes, he said he sent a video of him doing it. The nut taste test, he says, this video is garbage. So you can skip watching it.

The summary is that yes, you can taste sweetness, he says. This video is garbage, so you can skip watching it. The summary is that, yes, you can taste sweetness with your balls, and I highly recommend trying it. I mean, unless flat, I don't think flat Stanley would lie to me. I don't know, it's an odd thing to lie about if it's somebody close to the show, too. Yeah, I've talked to him before. Let me see if he's around. Yeah, in the discord.

Hey, flat is flat Stanley here? You're interested in doing this, right, Sean? Yeah, I am. I mean, I with honey, can you mix some sugar water? Let me see. The fapsmith is in here, black lights in here, other feeders in here. Oh, Gator had a great take on the on the mint saga. Do we want to hear it? Or do we? Yeah, let me get him on before and then we'll see if let me see if easy peasy's on too. Hey, Gator, are you there? Hey, what's up, buddy? Hey, what's up, man? You saw all that bullshit going around with mint, right? Oh, regretfully, I had to get caught up on all of that crap. I know, isn't it, wild? Of all the kids who've called in and I've given objectively reckless advice to move across the country, drop out of school.

I mean, I dropped out of school. I do illegal things. I've always done them. Or for me, when you want me to say, follow the fucking rules, follow and and and and don't try not to look confused when shit doesn't work out try not to look confused when your life turns out exactly in the middle exactly in the mean or median when you did everything that everybody expected you to do yeah get to the finish line which is way before where you wanted it to be and try not to look confused doesn't fucking work.

Never worked for me, never done it. So that's what I say to do. Do crazy shit. You can't think of, you cannot think of crazy shit that you don't want to do. Yes. That is my premise. If you're thinking of it, you are probably capable of it.

Yeah. If you're thinking of it. And as long as there's no meth involved, you can't possibly fuck up your life that bad. You just can't. People don't end up that far from where they started. They just don't. By and large, they don't.

No matter what. It's true. And meth is involved. Yeah. Methylrathorol, they're the same. High motivator. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

People are rather real. The real piece successful people use cocaine. Yes, they do. Yeah. Coca's built in mechanism to slow you down. You spend the next day in bed. Oh, God, I can't do that today. I can't ride another day off due to coke and it's very fucking expensive. And it makes you hang around with people who are pieces of shit. Yes. Well, I've had a couple, but one in particular, a ruin, a family member ruin their life multiple times.

Overco, overco, okay. And oh yeah, yeah, that's a, that'll make you, that shit. Eventually, that will be the only part you're keeping together. The Coke, the Coke. You gotta keep it together. You, oh, well, you, no, you're an expert. I mean, you are on it. You are on it.

You are like an accountant. Yeah. You know, you don't keep the lights or the power on. You know, you don't do that. Yeah. But, yeah, but coke flow and the spice must flow. Yes. So Gator hit me up and said, he said flat out, people are jealous of Riley.

I think he's a hundred percent right. Sure. Because there's just something about that kid that makes people his, his braggadocio, I guess you want to, you pick that up, right? Oh, of course. The way you fucking talks, like, oh man, if you're not gonna hate you. And you got, and you were hooked up with a girl that's out of your league. And we, you know, to use the parlour and you're

with a very cute girl, very cute and sweet girl. Oh, people are gonna fucking hate that. For sure. Anyway, I don't know, Gator, if you wanted to talk about that, by saying, you know, the only guy in the history of the world to tell a girl to pay him $40, and then she came running to his house. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. How you been? Gator. I've been doing all right. All right. Back to coasting the kill stream with Ralph and everything. Oh, I know.

I saw that. I love it. Ralph's hit the maximum acceleration of his comeback. I love it. I'm very happy. Yeah, including getting robbed. He got robbed? No shit.

Yeah. I've been on Friday. He got robbed. No shit. Yeah, it happened on Friday. He was out in the the local ethnic grocery store wherever and two unsavory characters happen to be hanging around and they stole his phone and his wallet, which apparently had his social security card in it. So that was mistake number one. Why is he carrying a social security card around with him? That's what we asked him. Like why in the world would you carry this around with you? Why did they even exist? They thought everybody did it.

Why do those, that's a good ass Ralph impression. Why do those stupid cardboard things even exist? Like are they just printed for moms to put in your baby book? It is the most unprofessional looking federal document that I know ever get in your life. Yeah, it'll hold up to nothing. Yeah, nothing in your wallet for a week. It'll be like tatters and carpet lint. Triple A cards have more integrity than the cards.

Wow, well, that sucks. So is he getting a new identity? I guess. I'll have to change his name to Ralph Ethan now. Yeah, well, I agree with you. I think people are very jealous of Riley. I don't, you know, I don't want to write people off as being haters, but there's a lot to be jealous of.

There's a lot to be jealous of. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Anything make you a rage? Go ahead. I went into this entire thing, like not knowing anything about it and just being like, oh, well, this is the drama of the week, so I guess I better get caught up. Oh, Ralph is in here.

And the more I did research. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Sorry. I said, the more I did research, the more I realized it was like, everything is surrounding this men thing. And I'm just like, the kids scored. Let him have his win. I know.

I'm salty. like the kids scored, let him have his wins. I know. Salty. Hayes and crew. So here's another fucking thing that started this weird apocalypse this week. So it's been a weird week of like backflash against the show or you or me. Yeah. Hayes and crews after mint and Riley came on like people are saying I'm it's always it always is who I'm fucking. I am the most interesting dick on the internet, I guess.

It's, oh, I'm fucking mint. And then, oh, it's because Riley let me, like, what the fuck are you talking about? She's just a nice girl who does great art for the show. And she's very nice, she's a very sweet person. Obviously, you're slamming that. Yeah, obviously. Um, oh god, dammit, I got to see what the hell was I going to see. Oh, hazing cruise for some reason blocked her on his Patreon and then refunded her the four dollars that she gave him on Patreon because he didn't, you thought it was unethical to take it or some shit like that. And I'm seeing it going, this is just a, like, that's like just a fuck you.

What the fuck? What, what, what problem does he have with her? I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to figure it all out just as much as anyone else. Let me bring in Ralph. Hey, Ralph, are you there? Can you hear me, sir?

Oh, Ralph is so good to hear your voice again. He's calling and defending himself for carrying a social security car around as well. A girl put on headphones for the first time. She's never put on headphones in here. The first person that made her put on headphones. Fuck about Gator. Yeah.

By the way, that reminds me, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. Can I get a gentlemen's consensus on this? Do women have a problem putting caps on things? Yes or no, lids on absolutely. Absolutely. What the fuck is wrong with them that they do this? We're in Japan.

I go and I don't bring toothpaste because I'm a very efficient man. I like to be efficient, so I don't pack the toothpaste. The bitch packs the toothpaste, right? You just shed your teeth and get a new row in like a shark, right? You don't brush your teeth. I don't know.

The bitch is my toothpaste mule, right? That's always my policy. So I get there. Because they're gonna have to go to whatever little, you know, version of ride aid they have and get a bunch of shit too that they forgot. So they might as well pick you up some toothpaste. Look, look, the important.

He's gross nodding her head. Yeah. The importance of fresh breath, the evaluation of fresh breath is higher for her than it is to me. Cause I can just drown mine with whiskey. Yeah. So she brings the toothpaste. We get there, I go to use the toothpaste,

I pick it up and it is encrusted with a layer of dried toothpaste that like, it looks like it's been rescorted out, hardened, rescorted out and hardened and I go, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Have you not been putting the lid on this toothpaste for like how many years has this, you just squirt the toothpaste out

and then put it on the counter and let it harden into its own lid? The, every, I think every woman I've ever dated has had a phobia of putting lids on things as though they would forget how to open the lid as though there's going to be an emergency uh... to space emergency where i don't have time to unscrew the lid i gotta get it now

yeah i don't know uh... think about that ptsd from all the jars well that's the thing i think that that sometimes they're afraid to put the lid on too tight and a jar and it doesn't really get put on it at all because they're afraid that it won't be able to be opened the next time they, you know, they need something. So they have a PTSD. I don't know for lids.

I don't know about, yeah, toothpaste and stuff. I don't know about that one. Yeah. What do you guys think, Ralph? I do agree with the lid angle on that. Yeah. A lot of times they'll put the lid on too soft or are complaining about me putting it on too tight. Although it's to be fair, sometimes I'll put it on so tight that I can't even get it

open later on. Other than the coax, I'm like, how the fuck did I even get it on this tight? But yeah, I did hear you guys talking about so I thought it was perfectly normal to carry your social security card anymore. Have you ever used it though? Like have you ever needed to whip that thing out? Not really, maybe once or twice for maybe the DMV or something.

I don't know, pretty rare though. I haven't asked for a copy of it before. You have. I have never been asked for a copy of it. How did you get robbed? How did that go? I went up to the store real quick before the kill stream, like I do a lot.

It's not too far from my house. It's not really in a bad area, but there's kind of at the intersection of some bad areas. And so I was walking outside the store and I'd park to the side. I can just get back to my neighborhood real quick. Yeah. And I walked around the corner. And some dudes were walking up to me. And it first, I thought it looked shady, but I just went ahead and walked into it. And then they, what kind of dudes were they bigger, were they big guys? They were African American gentlemen.

Multiple guys. Yeah, both of them were. Yeah, and one, two, five, six, three, yeah, it was two different people. One was probably like six three, and then the other one was maybe a little bit taller than me. Yeah. So the second guy had been hiding behind my car, so I didn't even see him at first. Oh, wow.

That's a fucking amic. Obviously, they got this thing pretty good. I gotta say, yeah, they really did. They had it put together. What did they do? They were like, they had a gun, but I couldn't tell they had a gun or not. So you couldn't, they were acting like they had a gun, like they had their hands in their pockets.

Yeah, they had their hands in their pocket. I couldn't tell if they had one or not. So all I had was my phone and my wallet, which didn't even have any money, and it just had my card. So I just let them have it. And then they wanted to go through my car and they like reached behind me. So I just said, fuck it and ran back into the store.

No shit. I was like, I'm being robbed. And then the Yemenis that I've spent probably like $5,000, $10,000 in this fucking store, they just look at me like I said, I stepped in shit or something. Like, they didn't call the police. I'm sitting there thinking, what the fuck?

Like, get on the fucking phone, dude. Like what is going on? So I go back around to my car after I tell them that. They had ran down the street into this van that was like backed up down the street. All in probable causes, they say. Yeah, and then they got in that van. Well, I jumped to my car and chased them

through my back neighborhoods back here. Let me get this straight, Ralph, you ran and you jumped. That's the most incredible part of this car. I'm pretty fucking agile, actually, despite the size. But yeah, I jumped in my car and then metaphorically jumped into my car. And then like cops, shit, sliding across the hood. And I chased

them three or four blocks and I caught up to them and they pulled off to the side like on a side street and the dude got out and acted like he was like about to draw a gun. I don't know for sure if he had a gun or not, but I couldn't see and it was so dark and of course I don't have a gun because I'm a felling. Oh my God. And so, it wasn't worth getting shot over. So I went ahead and let him go. Did you ever think about like sitting them down and going, look boys, I've been to prison

and I want to tell you what you're doing. You're just going to lead you on a dark path, like pastor Ralph. Oh no, I didn't think about that. I thought about running them over. Did you give a description of the cops? Yeah, I gave a, so that. I thought about running them over. Did you give a description of the cops? Yeah, I gave a, so that was the next part of the cop. Two men, two men wearing clothes.

Oh yeah, two men wearing clothes. One was about six, three, one was maybe, I don't know how tall you are. They have a sheet, I thought you saw this, but I'll send it to you in the other discord. This is the sheet they give you, the Richmond PD hold on, I'll put it in the general. Okay. There it is right there. This is the sheet they give you, the Richmond PD hold on, I'll put it in the general. Okay.

There it is right there. This is the sheet they gave me to fill out. By the way, a lot of paperwork when you get robbed, I had to, first I've had to tell the story three or four times. Okay. Then I had to fill out a fucking sheet. Then I had to write it all down on the bag. Like it's a pain in the ass.

And I had to do it because of my phone. I had to fall insurance on that shit. Oh, are they showing you weapons? So you pain in the ass. And I had to do it because of my phone. I had to follow insurance on that shit. Oh, are they showing you weapons? So you can identify the guns. If you're like, oh, yeah, that looks like that. So this is what they're all saying. Loading out of something else. Description of suspect, sex, race, age, height.

Oh, wow, all the guns. That's interesting. So you can pick a little, yeah. I bet they get some pretty stupid descriptions. Yeah look there's a blunder bus. Looks like a scatter gun doesn't it? Yeah I think so short. It was robbed by a pirate.

A meat clover. A meat clover. A meat clover. Crocodile Dundee knife. They've got down here. Looks like a French knife over there. A paring knife because Matt makes a paring knife. A French knife.

Yeah. Wow, man, that must have been scary. Oh yeah, it was a little, and plus it's just annoying because now I have to get a new Social Security card, I have to get a new ID. Luckily, I still have my passport, so I can use that if it comes down to it. But yeah, just annoying, more than anything.

I did it in a finding. So I found my phone. So on Google it has a tracking thing, where it'll show where your phone is. Well, they fucking broke the screen and tossed it in the grass because it was locked and they couldn't get into it. But I wouldn't found it. Like 10 minutes away from my house.

So it does work. So I can use that at least until I do the answers. But yeah, it was an eventful week. But that's why I'm still good. Still have my health. And I'll send the invoice to your email for all the stories. Thank you. Did you guys see that? Did you guys see the Destiny article and wired finally came out? That I was in. I did. I want you. What the fuck was that? Like I was reading the first part. Well, they did quote you from the stream. So I just technically they did. I had an hour long interview with that guy, which I recorded, by the way, just in case they tried to fuck me over. Sure. And I came out. I was very, I sounded very smart and every diet and really thought my

positions through like the opposite of every other kind of interview I've ever had and they didn't use any of it. Well, no, that's exactly why. Yeah, that's the lesson. Just act like a jackass. That's the only way to get ink. Well, yeah, they're gonna, they already wrote the story in their minds.

They just need quotes from you to support the position. Let me read a little bit of it. I'm just gonna read the first couple paragraphs. Can this notorious troll turn people away from extremism? My overall point, Dick Masterson says, barely a minute into his conversation with Stephen Abonnell, is that it? Is that I think you're kind of a weasley piece of shit. End quote.

Okay, good opener. Yeah, good opener. Stop bringing it there. I'm in. One minute, and I nailed it. Done. One and done. Why do you think I'm weasley,

Bonnell replies in his in his slight in treating list, you argue like a scumbag, Master Sync explains. It's less than a year into donald trump's presidency and bonnell is hosting a debate on his twitch stream with master sin a chippy must-stashed quote rand paul republican i gave him that quote uh... who helms i think that's about true right rand paul well yeah they're putting it in quotes as if you said it on that

interview so i think that's a good description. Like me. I guess. Because you kind of get the sense that he doesn't really want to be Republican either. Uh, who Helms, uh, weekly, who Helms, a weekly podcast called the Dix show, no link, you assholes.

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I defeated. It's defeated. Defeated. And that, yeah, that's an online arguing. He's dispatched a number of opponents whose notoriety exceeds master sins. Well, why don't you use them then? Yeah.

But this debate, this utterly fruitless debate is where Bonnell's intervention into the politics of the internet sublimates into his ideal. Wait, was this one where you went crazy or was this the, uh, uh, defined, went? Where, uh, yeah, the disagreement at hand, ostensibly, is whether Trump is racist toward Mexican people. Yep. That's about right. With Bonnell arguing in favor of the motion and masters and against it. For the most part, though, they bicker over the conventions

of argumentation itself. Bonnell claims that Masterson must cite evidence, not feelings to support his claims. Masterson insists that Bonnell is a quote, condescending fuck who uses quote, stupid arguing tricks. Yeah. Pretty good. I really nailed them on that one. Yeah.

These hope, these hopeless exchanges go on for 45 minutes as fans flood the stream chat with Pepe the Frog memes and call masters in names like scrawny little bitch. Scrawny little bitch. I'm sure not at that point. Is this scrawny Sean? No. Does this look scrawny to you? No. Scrawny little bitch.

Altera. Altera. Wired magazine in half right in front of your face. Scrawny little bitch. Right. Do these with with the binding or against the binding? Whatever. From the binding to these 18 inch by thons. Look scrawny to you, Sean. You fuck. He is reduced to a mumbling state of rage. Okay, so it was the one where you went crazy. Yeah, the two men end by trading insults. Bonyl is short, master's in bald. Uh, what?

Yeah, wait, what? They got no fact checker at Wired Magazine now. All right, that was about as cancerous as I thought it be. Bonyl says as he logs off. Wait, is that, did they call you bald? I guess they implied I was bald. Yeah, that's what I didn't get the bald thing and then the scrawny little bitch.

I was like, this doesn't sound. I was pretty sure that people at J.A. were talking about destiny with a scrawny little bitch line. Oh, they were. I hope so. Oh, anyway, that's the rest of the article. Just, I think it just, what a weird, sexist talk.

What a weird statement. Huh, yeah, there we go. I don't know. I don't know. I'm in this article. Lead with the best quotes. Everybody's only going to read those two paragraphs anyway before they're done taking a shit, and that's the end.

What did you guys think of this? I found interesting that there was a conspicuous absence in this article. So they mentioned like, uh, Count Dancola and Sargon of a Cod, but there was a particular debate in here that I noticed that they seemed to ignore completely, pretended it never happened. And that was when Mr. Medichard blew destiny out from orbit. Oh, yeah, I noticed that too. They left out a lot of stuff. They didn't mention the stuff we did with him and sof and him and Fuentes was on our

show. I mean, from my standpoint, I guess some of those stood out and the one he just did. And it was really long. I mean, the thing that stood out to me, the most, was how long the post itself was. It's like 5,000 words. So it's a big article. Yeah, it's a big article. But I do know Tessney's coming back to the kill stream on February the 21st to debate striker though. I will put that out there. A little cheap plug.

Plug your ship, man. Your revival has been great. You're killing it. Thank you, man. Yeah, it's been pretty fun. We're hoping. I don't know tomorrow. I'm trying to sod whether I'm going to go to the little shindig here in Richmond because

I live in Richmond, Virginia. And that's where that big protest is supposed to be happening tomorrow. Right. the full shindig here in Richmond, because I live in Richmond, Virginia, and that's where that big protest was supposed to be happening tomorrow. I'll probably be a game time decision on whether I go or not. But yeah, man, it's been a lot of fun. Started the Saturday sunset,

our little pop culture spin off that we're doing on Saturdays now. So, yeah, that's been fun. That's awesome, man. does anything make you guys a rage? And then I'm gonna get easy peasy in here. Uh, the thing that makes me rage is that I have not seen the Kansas City chiefs in a Super Bowl since I've been alive and I'm watching the chiefs game right now. And I want them to fucking win and go to the fucking Super Bowl. Yeah. That's what I want. Yeah. Uh, go chiefs. All right. Gator, how about you, man? a fucking Super Bowl. Yeah.

That's what I want. Good. Go chiefs. All right, Gator, how about you, man? People that go into the fast lane driving really, really god damn slow. I had that issue the other day. Oh god. Watch me up the wall.

That's actually what does me crazy about the shit. I've almost gotten in fights out on the highway over this shit. Oh my god, throwing soda. I mean, somebody else were throwing sodas, of course But yeah, anyway, thank you dick. I'm gonna see you guys have a good one. Thanks buddy. Yeah All right, let me oh And I also think tray one of the three virgins remember at In Vegas how I said if any of those three guys gets laid. I'll give them the the lost episode

Yeah, tray is the kind of the forgotten virgin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we had, you know, Matt fuck face. Matt fuck face. Yeah, he's got a lot of energy. Right. Love it. Love it.

Let's see here. I'm gonna try to find what he sent me. Hey, Dick, this might be better to do. Yeah, you're more than welcome to share this on the show here, Sean. I met this girl on Bumble and we hit it off real quickly. Within 10 minutes, I was asking her if she wanted to come over to watch a show we both liked the next day, seeing as I had the day off. She agreed and we talked until late that night. Oh, yeah. The next morning, I texted her about 9 AM just to say good morning. Should come. She's surprised. Pushy whipped already. Well, I'm no psychiatrist, but I am sure she has at least a mid,

a probably mild form of bipolar disorder. Gathered all that and 12 hours did you? On the text. She was super depressed and wasn't up to do much talking. So I said if we needed to take a rain check, that's cool. Well, 445 comes around and she message me and asks if I still want to have her over. I say, come on over. About an hour later,

she pulls up and we sit and have drinks and talk while watching the NCAA championship. Very romantic. We got along great and talked about nerds yet. Then she got up and went to the bathroom. I turned off the game and switched over to Letter Kenny. That's second gear, home. Okay. That's a comedy show, Sean. Where she laughed as much at the show as she had been at my jokes. We watched a few episodes more and had a think

to more drinks each. Then she got up again and we kind of explored my apartment and nerded out over a bunch of things. She saw my Dick and Sean show glasses that I had just a handwashed, thank you. She finds them funny and I play the war game with her. She actually was real close on all the answers. I introduced her to men or better than women by flipping open to a random page and reading.

Wow, bold move. After my reading of a paragraph, she was laughing hysterically and grabs the book from my hand to read more. Man, I'm getting this guy late, Sean. I show her the Dr. Phil clips and she laughs more. Then she sees Peach's signature and asks if I met Peach. I show her pics from road rage, blah, blah, blah, blah. We end up back on the couch this time.

She started running her fingers through my hair and running her hand against my inner knee. Whoa. There you go. This leads to another, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's then when I pulled out the consent contract, say initial here, initial here, go ahead and sign here. I'll have this notarized and then we can get back to this

in about a week. Her laying her head on my chest and she noticed I was tired and said I should go to bed. I said I was comfy, but that she should join me. So we got up and turned off the light and went into my cold room. Now I like Sean love the cold. So my, let me get to the point here.

Once, so once in bed she never let go of me. So, my, let me get to the point here. Once, so once in bed, she never let go of me. We cuddled all night and then the morning made out and I got to second base. So that means, boob grabbing. Okay. Above the waist. Oh yeah, canned situation on this chick is amazing. Huge, at least a G cup. Wow! Sadly, this isn't a neurotic story, but from a real man. But that was the most we did, but for a virgin, planning the next time, blah, blah, blah, blah. So it sounds like he's gonna do it. That means, yeah.

Step episode five is coming up. Good for you, buddy. All right. He's well on his way. Well on his way, good job, Tray. Eight, and more comments, Abaz, this podcast is terrible. I wonder if Dick is so hard up for friends that he's inviting kids half his age over to his house and letting him talk with.

Reddit. Yeah. For some reason, the Reddit has gotten a lot more retarded since the show started. Huh. Just talk about the last one with with Riley. Yeah. That is. Riley's been on before. Do you get a lot of hate then? I don't know. He's just a kid. That is Riley's been on before. Do you get a lot of hate then? I don't know. He's just a kid. And I have never felt so old as when I was going out, when we went out with those two after the show.

Yeah, grab a drink. I don't know what it was. They're kids. Yeah, it was wild. They're legal age adults, but yeah, I know. It happens more and more to me. Hey, Jack, when I was in my teens, I was really depressed. Around 16, I made the decision to end my life.

The day in question, I decided to browse YouTube. That's when I came across you on the Dr. Phil Show. I hadn't laughed that hard in a very long time. No hyperbole, you saved my life. There's a joke email. Cut to last year, I found you through Nick Rikita. I didn't realize you were the same guy at first by starting listening to the biggest problem.

The universe uncooked and laughed so hard, oh my God. I only realized you were the woman hater a few months later. So thank you then. And now, how about that? That's a nice email. Well, that's a nod to your versatility. But he didn't realize you were the woman hater, you know? He was laughing at other things on the show.

I am. Don't ever forget that. Yeah. You're more than just the Dr. Phil Dick Masterson. Oh, yeah, I'm so so yeah, first base is anal. That second base is. Yeah. Well, but that's in the PED era, right?

I mean, the steak, the, you know, the, right, requirements are higher. Yeah. P.S. Maddicks lost. Let's see, your dermis is showing. So as Dick has gotten away with penny pinching for far too long, it needs to stop. As you all know, Dick has gotten away with penny pinching for far too long, and it needs to stop. As you all know, Dick read one of my comments

on an episode not too long ago. And I've also made many comments on this subreddit, and that sometimes gets more than three upvotes. As I'm sure you'll all agree, this makes me a valuable contributor to the show. Royalty system for the upvotes. Yeah, we've never discussed this or even had a conversation, but I believe the implied implication is clear.

I expect to be compensated for my talent, because you're well known for doing things right the first time in a timely manner. So I interpret as silence as a slap in the face to have to cough it up. Yeah, wow, really going after my money. Expect a lot of invoices. Yeah, let me see here.

I'll do some advice. Hey, Dick, please don't read my email, address out loud. My buddy of mine, my buddy of mine, my buddy of mine. What is with the advice questions with this grammar? Well, my buddy of mine, he could be creating accounts to bully himself, right? My buddy of mine? Yeah.

My buddy of mine. Who the fuck are you? I don't even know who you're talking about now. Well, I get, he said, he was gonna say my buddy and then he was gonna change it to a friend of mine. A friend of mine, my buddy of mine. Unfortunately, unfortunately they had a retarded baby. This is garbage.

Now I see why you need the advice. Mm. My buddy of mine has an annoying girlfriend. You should freed your work. That's the advice. Next, my buddy of mine has an annoying girlfriend who threatens to commit suicide at the drop of a hat. Oh boy.

Ha ha ha ha. You should try the game. How many times can you get her to threaten to kill herself, per day? Yeah. I think I can get it done before I get a dinner's over it. Said friend is also, said friend who is my buddy of mine is also a massive pussy and will never call her out on it.

Well, what are you gonna do? Yeah. Are you gonna call someone out on that? Reasonly, she asked if they could be in a polyamorous relationship with him and his best friend. No one could have seen that coming. Why didn't they choose me? After he said that he's not comfortable with that, she had a panic attack and said that she is going to kill herself. He wakes up Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Valve. I know. Um, it should be noted that the girl is already dating multiple women, but only the only man in her life is my friend. If you don't count the sugar daddies and Omegle's almost fucking chaotic person, I've heard

and, you know, since probably last week. Yeah. Someone said we should call the cops on her and let them deal with it. What are they gonna do? They're not gonna do anything? The cops are not there to fix your fucking relationship problems. God, the cops are not a substitute for your own balls. We're having a spine.

Yeah. Hey, my friend's girlfriend is a huge cunt. Can you come over and fix that? No. We have way other shit to do. I would rather them just sit at the police station and do nothing than that. But cops just cause more problems,

so I'm conflicted. What do you want them to do? Hopefully you see this because I want a solution that's funnier than calling the cops or telling her to go to Greenland. Thanks and go fuck yourself, the short bus gangster. You got any advice for this poor guy, Sean? What does the boyfriend do when she threatens to kill herself?

I don't know, I don't know. Cause like that's a question that needs asking. So you've got someone who is entirely mentally deranged. You've got someone who is partially but mostly mentally deranged. And then you have you. Yeah. Who cares about it?

Guess what? Yeah. Guess what? Carrying about it makes you. Yeah. It makes you partially, mentally, deranged as well. There is no reason to give a fuck about some insane bitch. He lay, insane bitch that's tormenting your friend's life

or your friend pull out none of it matters. That's all you can say to your friend. Here's all you can say to your friend. If you can, and then at that point, your conscience can be totally clean. You go, hey buddy, your girlfriend is fucking nuts. And you're fucking, you're giving into it. Yeah, like you're playing along. So that's what I'm doing with this shit. Yeah,'re fucking, you're giving into it. Yeah, like you're playing along.

So, that's what I'm doing with this shit. Yeah, that's, you know what? I don't wanna hear about your fucking relationship. Yeah. I don't wanna hear about it if it's good. I don't wanna hear about it if it's bad. I don't give a fuck. She's holding you hostage and you're basically holding

yourself hostage. Yeah, it doesn't take a village to have a girlfriend. Cleveland little with a gun to his own head and blazing saddles. He's not bluffing. So, you know what? Now that you know that, we don't ever have to talk about this again. You have all the cards now. You see what's going on, whether you want to believe it or not.

Yeah. You know, if you want to, if you want to do the healthy thing, it's walk away, remove yourself from that person. If you don't, then whatever happens, happens, and you can say for the rest of your life, in your brain, over and over to yourself, oh yeah, my friend, I told you so. I told you so, I told you so, I told you so, I told you so.

I told you so. Yeah, she can't resist the compulsion to be an insane lunatic. Yeah. Your friend can't resist the compulsion to care about what is obviously an insane lunatic. Yeah. Your friend can't resist the compulsion to care about what is obviously an insane lunatic. And you cannot resist the compulsion to care about that.

Yeah. And because it's less related to you, it is more crazy. Yeah, that you have, and I don't know how deeply invested he is in this, but he clearly wrote a show, you know, on which we know that he would get piss poor advice. So, I don't know. I think my advice is fine. I think your advice is fine too. Say one thing and then fucking extricate yourself from this situation because it's not your fucking job. Yeah. So we have a no show, a wage gap no show, huh?

Geez. Do we know what's a a weight was there an invoice submitted? We'll see. Okay. Who else did I, did I tell the call in? Oh, JMA, JMA, are you there? Are you there? See is. There he is. Hey, what's up, Dick?

Hey, what's up, man? Good. Sorry. I've been bumping you for a while. You remember JMA called in the last week too, right? Yeah. Do you remember when he called in the first time? He had the stinky poo poo story. Yeah,

the poops, the guy who ate the poop. Oh, this is, this is him. Yeah, this is the guy who ate the poop. Oh boy. Okay. Now have we refrained from doing any of that? You have any again? Sense, right? Well, I didn't do it again so far, so we're good and not. Okay, good. I worry about the so far part. But I got a story. I get a really funny story, long one, but a really funny story regardless. Okay. I like that. Hey, if you dip your balls in sugar water, you can taste it. I never tried it.

I guess that's a sizable shit. Sean says he was going to try it. I guess. Yeah, we're going to try it. I mean, that seems harmless, right? Yeah, what's gonna happen? Balls, I mean, one, you're dipping your balls one week next week, you're eating shit. Duxic acid.

Yeah, it's not toxic acid. I was thinking, okay, what's your story? What's the story you wanted to tell? Yeah, TLDR, it's the story about how I fucked a hooker when I was 12. Okay. Good. So, basically how it goes is that this,

we were, I was with this body of mine, I was 12. Uh, the thing is I was with a, a friend at school. So we were in a district where, a lot of brothers were usually around. And we were debating about how about we should like get into one of these brothers. Okay. And, you know, maybe fuck a fucking hooker or something, some, some shit like that. You wanted to fuck a hooker when you were 12? Yeah.

Can, do you remember being 12? Sean? Yeah. Is something like that. I actually, I wasn't thinking about hookers. Are you manifesting the idea of fucking a whore at 12 years old? No, I was thinking about the girls in my junior high. I think I was thinking about Jose Kinseko. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the girls in my, man. Oh, yeah, there was some hot girls in my junior high. They change a lot between seventh and eighth grade too. Mm-hmm. Anyone. Okay. Anyway, the thing is, uh, later that year, uh, when I was Christmas or something, I got my guy was kind of in a ghetto. 30 bucks from my dad or something like that.

Yeah. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to spend it on like the brothel and get to like, um, spending on a fucking hooker, something like that. And I went all in secret into a brothel. Is this real? Is this real story? It's absolutely real. How did you get in looking? 12 years old. So I was talking to JMA and discord and he said, oh, yeah, I want to call in YouTube, some of

this. I'm like, what else are you adding? I got a story where I fucked a hooker when I was 12. You should have let me with that. Yeah. Now, wait a minute. How did you look at old at 12? Does anybody care? But what was that? Sorry. Did you look of age? I mean, how did you have like a fucking beard at 12? How did somebody let you in? A 12 year old looks like a 12 year old. I do. I don't think so. Remember if I looked of age, but they could easily tell I was not of age, but you know what? If he has the balls to do it, let him. Let him in. Yeah. When I got to the brothel, basically, they were all like, you're too young for the shit. You're too young for the shit.

And I was like, oh, okay, I saw them. Please, it's Christmas, me. And so, you know, they'll really set that. You really set that? You're really set that? Yeah, I actually set something like this. But they actually look at you, they'd told me, yeah, you're just going to get this one. So right, we're going to get you a hooker for like

30 bucks. And so, you know, I got into the room with relatively like a good looking lady, pretty like old on age, but relatively she's not an ugly piece of shit. Shut all for limbs. So what did she look like? Like, what did she look like? People are doubting your story. She looked like 20 or something. They wine like tiny Tim. Yeah, she looked like a decent sized tit. Or something like that.

I'll have a hook of a Christmas, governor. This is real. She was once a wider. Yeah. Okay, then what else happened? So I got into a room. All I did was I got naked. Then she got naked and shit.

I laid on the bed and then she got me a boner. Then she hampered on my day. For Christmas. I did some sort of cow reverse cow girl up shit on me. Hey, River, cow girl calculated really quick. That's what she shit on you. She shit on you. No, no, no, no, no, she did a reverse cow girl.

River's cow girl. Yeah, sat like sit on me. Yeah, that's what he said. And then I don't know, I just came so fucking quick. You didn't have a condom or did you have a condom on? Yeah, I did a underwear condom, don't worry. I just came so fucking quick. You didn't have a condom, or did you have a condom on? Yeah, I did a, I don't know where a condom, don't worry. I just, I forgot about the telling about that. I didn't get where a condom.

Everybody thinks the story is fake, man. I don't know what to, I don't know what to say about that. No, no, no, no. You get it on, you get it on the sun, I get to be completely real on this. It's like 100% true. And I fucking remember really kind of bigly I'm trying to recall all the details so far as it goes but it's 100% real

you go by yourself or your friend went to go by myself yeah so this how do you now I'm like actually 30 you're 30 okay so this was 18 years ago, so she'd be 38, no, she'd be my age. But yeah, it was quick. I guess it was the time I lost my virginity, and that's about it. Did you go back for your young adult life? Maybe like, I don't know, when I was 16 or 18, or something like that, but not much. I can't say you were raped. You were statuary raped, the brothel and the spoon.

I guess it's a reverse pedophilia, so I'm shit. For what? It's not a reverse pedophilia, it's just pedophilia. Eh, eh, eh up there. Can I get a boat for my reddit bros? Yeah, all right, JMA. I don't know. I don't everybody's pressing X to doubt, but hey, maybe did maybe did do it. It's still funny anyway. Yeah, you got to plug your stuff. Yeah, JMA.tv where the usual stuff is missing. The, al-Qaqq TV on Twitter. And of course, JMA.TV slash premium for the best comedy content in a fucking world. Check it out.

Now you haven't been tricked into doing anything else, right? Anything other? No, no, no. I swear to God, I haven't tricked anything else. Don't worry. All right. I'm not. Cause I haven't recovered from that.

Oh, no. No, no, no fucking shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I still remember that. Do you have any evidence that you fucked this hooker when you were 12? Uh, I don't think so. Do you remember any specific details? To God, it's 100% real. Do you remember any specific details about the room or anything like that? That would maybe make people believe you? Yeah, I love red lights. It was a brother around

Yeah, do we call it Amara in the district where the usually their brothers are The thing about is that it's like they look they look all this like it's got like a Completely shot, but it's blue with the wall blue wall. So not on the outside and a blue door and shit. That's what I recall like the place being. I don't think you could make that up, Sean. Could a fuck smurfette? Yeah.

All right, buddy. Get out of here. See you. Yeah. What did she say afterwards? Yeah. What did she say afterwards? Have a conversation.

Uh, I don't know. I don't remember that, but you don't remember that. afterwards. Yeah. What did she say afterwards? Have a conversation? I don't know. I don't remember that, but you don't remember that. Nothing. I did. It was just basically it's fucking a fucking pussy. Did you tell your parents? No. No. I guess I confessed like a couple of years later, but that's just about it. All right. Take that with a grain of salt, then I guess, Sean. All right, I'll see you, Jamie. Bye. I'll see you later. Weird.

I don't know if that guy could make it up, to be honest. I know, I've gone going back and forth. You would think that he would, you know, remember at least some conversation. It just seems bizarre that he would just, oh yeah, sure, get the fuck out of here, kid, what's wrong with you? I mean, that's probably what.

Weird stuff has happened. Yes, Ben, but weird stuff has happened. It could have happened, I fucking know. Okay, let's do, I'm so pissed that the news girl didn't show up. Here's, I get some more advice for you then, we'll do voice mails. And then anybody else, who else did I tell the call in? Please let me know in the chat. Hey, Dick, how do I restart my life

before 30? Feel free to read this on the show. Just call me butstein. Okay. I'm a 28 year old guy who went to college for a useless degree, moved out of his parents' house and was works and okay paying job. I broke up with my girlfriend of seven years about a year ago, whom I had considered marrying before, saying, fuck that. Recently, my roommate and I threw a New Year's house party. And it was full of young, 20-year-old types who would not stop saying how cool the whole thing was.

When I sobered up, I realized how pathetic that is. I shouldn't be throwing house parties. I should have an actual career, a house, and maybe a wife. On top of that, my job requires that I am in total isolation for 10 hours a day, which has severely affected my mental health. Plus, I never moved out of my hometown.

Ooh, that's rough one. How do I hit a hard reset on my life before I turned 30? Or should I just high-tail to Greenland now for wasting my life away? That's a little severe. That's a little severe. I get the love, but.

Because I always think that it's too late now. It's too late severe. I get the love. Because I always think, man, it's too late. No, it's too late. I mean, I blew it. I wasted all my years. And then you go like, is somebody who's like 38? Well, it's still not too late to do something different. We'll go like, God, man, you got so much time. You know, for some of you who's 10 years old.

The future that I think I've get shorter every year. And I always decayed, it was, oh man. Got to think 80 years out. I was like, oh man, gotta think 80 years out. I just wanna be like, I gotta think maybe 20 years out from now and now I'm thinking tomorrow. I gotta go, what's tomorrow gonna do? How am I gonna do tomorrow?

Get through this. I don't know if anything. Everything goes fucking crazy every day. I mean, I don't know if anything is like as pathetic as he makes it, you know, it's just like, should I should be throwing house parties at 28. I mean, you do. Move, move man.

Whatever, man. Just move. What a hard reset, but he hasn't said like, I mean, does he do something that he fucking hates? He said he's got a useless degree, so that makes me think that he's not using what he got the degree in for money making, but total isolation for 10 hours a day.

Huh. See, the grass is always greener. Yeah. Total isolation for 10 hours a day. That's what I have. It's fucking great. Oh, because you know, I know.

Can you imagine the alternative going to an office, yeah. Singing Happy Birthday. People with their kids, pictures of their desk, talking about television shows that you're never gonna watch. It's be like being in a foreign country. In your own, that is a prison. Isolation for 10 hours a day.

Ah, it's like being in solitary confinement. Sign me up, man. Like, it sounds incredible. Easiest time I ever did. You're looking at things in the wrong way. You're having house parties with young people all over the place. You can suck in their life force. So, but he's a young.

He's already like, I should have a family and kid, you know, I should have a wife and kids already or whatever. That, you know, drink that shit away. Yeah, it sounds like he's got those ideas away. He has this, well, he's got this like idea of, I should be this, I should be that, like that's what's normal, that's what's, that's what you do.

So, knock up a hooker. I mean, he's just got to it? Or make a video where he eats some shit. The kids, the guys who want a wife and a kid's family always trip me out because the the results of kids can go so horrifically weird. Sure. You know what I mean? Like just a complete curve, like their direction will go, pew way out into writing, you're like,

wow, you spent your whole life raising that kid and this is where that fucking sucks. How do you live with that shit? I don't know. Obviously I'm wrong, because everyone does it, but it's always been a trick for me. Okay, who else did I say to Colin? Mr. Meatball.

Yeah, why did I tell you to call in? Oh, Mr. Olympics. Hey, yeah, Special Olympics. Okay, go ahead. What happened to you? You can hear me? Yeah, yeah, I can hear you. He was in the Special Olympics.

Yeah, you were in the Special Olympics? Yeah, this is a story. I think you guys can do this. You can do this. You don't sound untarded. No, I'm not fully functional. Okay. Yeah, so a long time ago when you guys were talking about transes and men sports or women sports and such, should I make the comment of, you know, if I just dumb myself down enough, jump, shoot, cute tips in my ears. I'll become like, you know, you could join. I'm a testament to that. You don't have to actually do that to join the special Olympics. So you wait. You were in the special Olympics. Yes. You're not retarded. So no, not. And you're

not like, you're not disabled. No, not anyway, physically normal normal husky by most standards, but you know. So you're just a fat guy and you thought, Hey, I'm gonna go do this special I just a little chubby, but so when I was little I transferred schools a lot so we moved a little bit. Uh-huh. And yeah, I had a hard time Sitting in and a lot of different like reading programs. So I would often get pulled out and a lot of different like reading programs. So I would often get pulled out. At a hard time, joining in in reading program? As far as reading. So you couldn't read?

Couldn't read well because of like the curriculum from school to school was different. Okay. So I didn't have like a solid, like you know, grounding, for catching up on reading. Some of the books were in PEDGEN. So you know, I brought a painting out of Pedgin.

I was reading too. Okay, so you moved around and your reading wasn't up to par and they thought you were remedial. They thought you were so. So they put me in like, I think they called the Wilson reading program. Okay. So I would go to these small little closets

with like other students that had other reading issues from other home rooms and they would say, you don't go through the program. One day the teacher comes in and she has this big surprise and she hands out these chest loops of paper that say you know field trip and I read it out and she like pracing good job you can read that. I'll feel because it's a whole day off from school. Yeah, but I'm in second. So you're signing up. I'm in second. It's point so. You're in second grade and really understand

the gravity of the situation. Right, right, right. I bring this down to my father. She's signed. She wasn't 100% checked out as a lot of people. Hey, do me a favor. Whatever you're speaking into, keep your mouth on the microphone

because you're kind of drifting around. Whatever you're speaking into, direct your mouth into the microphone. I'm gonna send you to the radio and you'll speak in class. Better. I'm going to send you to the next speaking class. Better, better. Okay, so you take a few of mine. Yeah, and she signs it. So I bring it in.

And next thing you know, I'm taking the early plus to school, about once a week to practice for the special Olympics. And there are different events you can sign up for. Okay, so one of them was like the softball roll. So some of the students had different issues. Like if you were in this class, if you were on like a long medical leave or if you had like angered issues, it wasn't just necessarily breeding poorly, but I chose the walking race because I didn't want to do the softball roll. Were the other kids, were the other kids in your class disabled? Somewhere, some like had the more of the mechanical, you know, it's just the possibility. Uh-huh.

Okay. And your other, you know, more structured ailments that would constitute that. I was just strictly pretty basic kid, just not good at reading. Can't read well, you know. Okay. just strictly pretty basic kid just not good at reading. Can't read well, you know. So I did the walking race and the teacher kind of sat me down to like, here's the rules for the walking race. It's heel toe. The second year up on the balls, your feet are considered running. Right. Staying in the lane. Yeah. So when you actually go to compete, are you competing against disabled people? Well, I'm getting that part of It's that point to come in. Okay. Well, so, yeah, we would

ride the bus early in to school and practice. And, you know, it was pretty goofy. The day of the event finally comes, we go to a different school that has a huge track and field bleachers, McDonald's a sponsoring the event. To a kid, this kind of seemed to me because we walked through the tunnel of this school, kind of like, you know, a football superstar type thing, you know, so like the whole thing to me is just like out of this world. Yeah.

But the principles of the working remain the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Don't forget, if you change lanes, you know, you're disqualified. So I remember there's two rules in just practice, you know, before school. So the day the event comes and all the kids are competing, you know, wait, I'm waiting for my heat eventually. It's pretty boring day actually. So I'm waiting,

I'm lined up on the line and my teacher, Aidlady, comes over and she's like, hey, I don't think you're going to get to compete against anybody. No one showed up today to do your heat or whatever. Oh my God. And I got really upset. Like, it sounds like in my mind, I'm thinking like, and there's tons of people. You know what I'm like and trophy.

I'm going home. So you got you competed in the special Olympics in the walking race by yourself alone? Well, well, so the teachers and the other parent aids were, you know, kind of could tell I was up. So they found somebody or maybe they actually got the kid to do it. So I'm like, good finally. So I'm like lined up. And I'm not really focusing on the kid approaching from behind lining up with me. Okay. And then I look over at him for a second.

And mind you, I'm short stocky little kid. I look over at this kid. he's visible much older than me. Probably in high school has facial hair and definitely has some sort of walking hip. I'm just gonna see how they talk. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm very intimidated.

Cause I'm like, this is like an adult to me. Right. So they blow the gun or whatever. And I start hustling down a lot, heel toe, heel toe, my little sweat fans. Yeah. And I look behind me to see what's going on. And you know, he's clearly struggling a little bit, but he starts changing lanes. It's like kind of stop and tell the teacher that I win By default and they're just like no keep going Yeah, well, I just wanted to win so I crossed the finish line and I run over to the podium

And no one's there greeting no one took my picture It's very upset, but I was I got my pen and So did you win did you win? Yeah, if you win okay, so you won win? Did you win? Did you win? Okay. So you won the special Olympics. You good? Do you still have your pin and your trophy and everything? So the pin got destroyed in the flood.

All right. Cause I had it in my basement. God trying to smite you. Yeah. Yeah, basically. But I don't know, given what, you know, Aiden Powell and everybody got me out later in college development, Leo, not doing too well and things like that.

So I took a couple of tests to see if I had like, you know, like, and the next thing. All right, you're mics killing me. I gotta let you go. This is my, the mic's terrible. No, that's all right. You want the special effects?

See, you go, get out of here. Get out of here. All right. Literally just on, you know, well, he doesn't read very well for his age. Yeah. Go to the special Olympics. Okay. That's what's happening in schools all over the country.

You know, I had an interesting stat on schools that I brought in. Let me see if I still have it. It is, yeah, 40% of education spending is consumed by pension costs. This was out of Iowa or something like that. And the coming year, 36% of the money the state allocates to education will be diverted away from teachers and students to meet required pension payments for retirees. This represents a 200% increase in spending on teacher pensions since 2000 compared with a mere 20% blah blah blah blah. So half of the money that we spend is just to keep them alive after the fact.

And this is rampant. Yeah. L-A-U-S-D everybody talks about it's so bad. Well, they don't have any money. They don't have any money. And a client of ours who's a producer for shows at one of the studios we work with does, his wife had gotten to a fairly high level within L-A-U-S-D. Right. And she ultimately just quit. She's just said the corruption is just staggering.

And right out in the open, and they have plenty of money. Oh yeah. They have plenty of money. There's just, it's just being taken right off the top. I, it's so corrupt. Yeah, the, the pensions especially, because they're all, you know, wives

who've got their own shit set up at home. The fact that half of it, whatever, 38% what do they say? They spent on the pensions. It explains a lot. So you've got half the money going to people who aren't doing anything. And then when you get shipped off to college,

you're being taught by TAs who are paying to be there with lessons that are purchased from for profit companies that produce college lessons. And all of that money is going to the professors who also do nothing well you've got a system what a racket of dumping money you've got a system of dumping money into and and all of the money that's being spent on the education is being spent

on the lowest ten percent the people who will be lucky if their prospective jobs are not replaced by robots, by the time they turn old enough to have them. The ticket punchers, the burger cookers, the traffic cops, these are the people we're educating, trying to drag them up as the leaving children behind

is the worst problem. Great, great system, great system. All right, everybody, this is what I'm gonna do voicemails now. No fucking news girl, easy peasy, internet's fucked. What a fucking disaster. I don't feel right today either.

No. I can't put together a sentence. No, what happened? Fucking mess. This is the dick show Patreon.com slash the dick show dick show. I think God Gator and Ralph were around. Oh, Sean, dude, this is Rip the Weeky. Do you want to do that ball thing?

I mean, we could. Rip the Weeky by ACU, Mr. ACU. You wanna do that ball thing? I mean, we could. Rip the wiki by a su, vistas a su. Oh, here's another angry redditor. Yeah. You wake up in the morning angry and then you do whatever drugs you can get your hands on. Cool, says Dick. Gross. Kid is gross. It's about Riley.

Yeah. This is the level of jealousy. Kid is gross. What's going on? You're defending a girl running away from her parents with their car? To live with a guy who snorts shit the moment he wakes up, God damn, so protective. Oh no, I, who knows of my God.

I don't even know if any of that's true. Of course not. Are you saying a young man would exaggerate the levels of his degeneracy for attention? Well, I'm sorry. I know that's a foreign concept. That's a weird idea. Yeah.

So protective. You're gonna ruin her life, Dick. I love her. Don't you see how happy she can be if she found someone like me? You're gonna ruin her life. She's living with a slob who does drugs. You're gonna ruin her life. I love her.

Tell her, please. Tell her that I love her! Tell her, please! Tell her that I love her! Baby! Baby, don't go live with Riley! I could give you so much more in my heart! He doesn't love you like I do! I've got a bigger crack house! I've got so much I don't even want to... I don't...

I'll give you all the crack you want, please! You can use my car! Please, I'll make you feel so good you never want to... You never want to live it run away from your parents! I'm your parents, please! I could use my car. Please, I'll make you feel so good, you never want it. You never want it. I'll never run away from your parents. I'm your parents, please.

I'll buy you a new car, please. Please. I don't know. None of that seemed like that big a deal. I know. Don't you see? Don't you see that her parents just love her? And they just want their car back. Don't you see? Don't you see that her parents just love her? And they just want their car back.

Don't you understand? I could give her a lovely home with no crack at all. I would build it with my own hands and my love. Don't you understand? My love is so great that you could live inside of it! It will shelter you from the rain! I love you! And she's ugly that I heard!

I heard that too! That bitch is ugly! And she doesn't even deserve! Just serve my love and I still give it to her because I'm so good! I'm such a good man! Uhhh... I'm such a good man! Uhhhhhh Here's the academic paper on the ball sugar thing. Oh, taste perception from tongue to the testis.

In mammals, the sense of taste helps in the evaluation and consumption of nutrients. Uh, yeah, no shit, I know all that. Distinct cell types expressing unique receptors detect each of the five basic to, I know that shit! The latter three tastes are detected by two distinct families of G-protein-coupled receptors. Blah, blah, blah, interesting,

these taste receptors have found in tissues other than the tongue such as the digestive system, the respiratory system, the brain test testes, and spurma tezoas. Wow. So you can jizz in sugar and taste it. That's interesting. That's science. The functional implications of taste receptors distributed throughout the body are unknown.

I gotta try it. Wow. You can taste with your nuts and your jizz. Well, so what's the conclusion? I mean, is that it works? Yeah, because it's just, it's finding taste buds and your balls and in your cum. Yes, the conclusion.

Well, if that's the case. I mean, therefore, reviewed the remarkable advances in our understanding of the molecular basis of taste perception and taste and non-taste tissues. We also present our speculations on the direction of further research in the field of male reproduction. Is this like joke.science or something? I don't know.

Go down to the, you got a huge paper there. Well, yeah, because they got to pad it out. So it looks expensive. Well, I know, but like what I want to see, like what the results like. I'll show them a taste. Sugar. I'll give you, like what the results like. I'll show them a taste. Sugar. I'll give you, do it right now.

Taste receptors, bitter, sweet, and umami. Yeah, with the hamburgers. Should have like a conclusion. Uh, okay. Let's try to find your conclusion. Bermado, Genesis, Jesus Christ. Look at these nerds. Look at all this word.

I know. Writing they do. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like any, like it could be, like anything could ever need this word. I know. Writing they do. Blah blah blah blah blah. Like any one, like it could be like anything could ever need this much of an explanation, except for the second amendment. That's the only thing that needed to be explained like this. Ten pages about having taste buds in your balls. I don't think there's a conclusion that will that will suit your fanciation. Well, that was my takeaway. And when had called in, fanciation. Well, that was my takeaway. And when had called in, you're ruining her life. Oh, yeah. How could you give it this advice now? So then had went into Kiwi Farms and is

looking for a hug box there. He quit after that call after embarrassing himself. Okay, here we go. Hey, do you think it's just more bear right? Here's makes me a- He's going on to Kiwi Farms and saying, 80s girl fucks other guys. All right, man, whoa, come on. Well, will anyone ever get tired of going after my girlfriend starting from Maddox and leading to you? Like do you guys ever take a step back and say,

why am I doing this to a woman who's not related at all? Why does he think Kiwi Farms is the place to do? I mean, because he's a little shitbag. All right, here you go. Because he thinks that making shit up is going to get a retention there. Like, that's not how they work. Yeah. Hey, Dick, it's just more Burberry.

Here's what makes me a rage. Okay. I was playing that old game BioShock where it's like the very anti libertarian view and had met her uh... at a show was a right they had a nice to meet you all well thanks for coming nice all mn go online and all kinds of shit like what a fucking assholes weird what

a prick just weird game like that's the whole message for but here's here's what gets me about this game is that everybody points to this game as like, oh, here's why we can't have, you know, waiters like, we'll let the material ideals never work. And Atlas Trug will never work as because, look at BioShock. But the correct thing is that the only thing that made this society fail is that they discovered magic and that they, and that the more they use magic

that's crazier they got and so that's what i would say is what you'll point to this and like look here's what the uh... a lot of libertarian ideals were because what happens if you discover magic like to be a fucking break dude yeah not sure what to take from that i don't know if video games are the right place to

play out political theories I don't know if video games are the right place to play out political theories. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. and there you get laid not to see grandma and grandpa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha made there there to watch sorry that you're it's sorry that your mortality is being put on display like that boomers in college bars of all the things boomers against the other's not not one of the not that these boomers out of here

i need to get these chicks drunk to make bad decisions uh... you go hey dick hey shon it's not from georgia i got some that really fucking pisses me off when someone writes something

and it's so incoherently and awfully written that you can barely even tell yeah what they're trying to say and you point that they're not talking about like a little typo here in there like i can handle that you can talk that out to human air and talking like Such awful broken English and you point this out to them and then they go Where you talking? No man, this is a grammar class Holy shit that makes me so I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready.

I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready.

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I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. I'm totally ready. You failed it. Yeah, I hate it when people are ignorantly proud or proud of their ignorance. Yeah. You ever hear this and you, I don't know.

That was before I was born. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying you have to know everything about him, but it's like, you know, I don't know, I was before I was born. Why would I ever need to know anything like that? Work on your goddamn grammar. Just work on it, give a shot.

But that proud ignorance of like, I don't pay attention to that. I always wonder when people send me like the voice recording things, which I'd never listen to, you know how there's that feature on Facebook and on your phone to like record a thing and send it to somebody.

I get the, I think, oh, there's no chance I'm ever listening to this, right? I'm never in a situation where I'm gonna listen to a fucking voice mail you sent me. But then I wonder, are get the, I think, oh, there's no chance I'm ever listening to this, right? I'm never in a situation where I'm going to listen to a fucking voice, me, you sent me. But then I wonder, are those people, did they get, do they so bad at writing that they have to do that? Like, is that the, well, compromise here for me? Because they're definitely retarded for doing that and thinking anyone's going to listen

to it. Personally, when I speak, I notice I do it on this show. So I'm trying to come up with the correct word a lot of the time and a lot of times, I can't pull it immediately. Like you can do that. You've got a vocabulary that's on, right on the tip of your tongue

and you can pull these words really quickly. I know the words, I know what they mean, but they don't always come immediately. If you wanted to judge my intelligence, it would be, I would rather you do it based on writing than speaking. I don't always come immediately. If you wanted to judge my intelligence, it would be, I would rather you do it based on writing than speaking. I don't speak that well. Yeah.

I do write well. I saw a working email somebody sent, somebody forwarded to me that had like 20 commas in a row in a row, in a row, like to build up suspense. This was a work email. Not one capital letter in it, and then, yeah, did it, did it, did it, did it. Like, first of all, if you wanna do that, it's three periods,

it's at least periods, it's not commas, are you like throwing in your own style of punctuation now? Are you my spacing up grammar? Are you gonna put glitter on there? There are some dark horrible emails. Like working emails. You go to the doctor for a prostate exam, I don't know. And they shove a Pringles can up your ass.

You're like, I don't know, man, this wasn't seen quite right. And you go, no, what are you talking about? Man, what is this medical class? Paul's fucking shit. And the worst part about it is you will never be able about man with his medical class ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha literacy as a kindergarten and a fucking what we have like a hundred percent literacy rate or something. I don't know. I never fucking met somebody. We don't know what they don't know. I don't know where it did.

No, what it did not bring in stats one time said the literacy level is like lower than fifth grade. Yeah, for most of the country. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And that's why Trump was so effective at communicating because like he obviously dumbs down the way he talks. He doesn't fucking talk like that normally.

Oh, I think he talks like that normally. No, you gotta watch him if he's giving a speech to like a reporter's pool. He'll explain the thing very calmly, but then when he gets out of stage, he not only does he talk like an idiot, he also flips words around so that the action word is punctuated at the end in a way that is very unnatural.

Yeah. Well, yet, yeah, he speaks unnaturally, but he doesn't, I don't think he would even say, yeah, judge me by my vocabulary. Oftentimes, I think he's looking for it. No, he said literally, I have the best words. He has said that very good. And that's right. Very good. I'm saying the best word. Yeah. He's a great example of, if you're really smart, why aren't you rich? If you're so smart, why aren't you rich? Because he's, is that, you always got a question with a guy, that rich, like, you know what,

he might be fucking around. I don't, I don't, I don't, you might be fucking around. I don't do that with him. Like, yeah. He might be fucking around. You might be fucking around. That's all I'm saying, here we go.

People are in the wild. Yeah. Oh my God. Holy fuck, I'm saying. Here we go. People are in the wild. Oh my God. Holy fuck. It just really pisses me off. Yeah. I'm with them. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. I was against how you can't convince somebody how stupid they are or how like this is important. And it's like, it's difficult to win an argument with a smart person and it's impossible to win an argument with a stupid person. Yeah, impossible to win an argument with a stupid person. Yeah, that's true. We gotta have like a driver's license,

just go get your idiocy checked. No, every year, every couple of years gotta go in and take a test to see how stupid you are. See here. Very good. Here we go. Hey, Dick, you know what makes me a toucher, Dick, and here by the way, you know it makes me a touch of dick in here by the way.

You know it makes me a fucking rage. People who won't do that tiny little extra step to make everything fucking easier on everybody. I just moved here and I watch 150 people walk out of the fucking theater and all they have to do is somebody, anybody, push the door, two and a half fucking inches further and it'll catch on that little door open thing and I'll open fucking everybody but no hundred and people have to do like the fucking let me roll the know you got it okay I got you got it okay I got it okay okay okay what's the make it just push the goddamn door do more

fucking inches yeah the fucking door, do more fucking agent. It'll hit the fucking door hole. But that's- With being crazy, fuck. Yeah, he's well. But that's predicated on the idea that people know that there is a stop to the door. There's always a stop. Always?

Most of the time. I mean, I don't think it's something that people think about. Yeah, you're probably right. But I know, yeah, the door that hold. Yeah, I always feel that way. I never think about it. Getting luggage, everybody crowds in and tries to dry hump that turn styles.

Like if you guys just backed up, I know five feet, 10 feet, we could all just have a nice, it's true. A nice sociable time here. Because everybody has a little bit of anxiety that their bag will go past them. And then you gotta never be seen again. God damn it.

Oh my God. If I miss it the first time, it's gone forever. Somebody just gets. It's getting back on the plane. If there could be a package full of anthrax that would accidentally explode with all of you motherfuckers standing on top of the turnstile, it would be just great.

Mm. Okay. Just great. Ha ha. Here's one. Hey, Dick, here's. Here's one. Hey, Dick, here's a rage where you drugs fat woman. Like, it's an hour. My life go to work and just drunk bitch stumbled into my room.

If I can fix a.M. like, hey, you got to figure out your brother's only you got to figure at. You're gonna be sick. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. No, bitch. I don't have. What did you say? Where does he work? What do you work? I'm gonna fucking kill myself. No bitch, I don't have that. What did you say? Where does he work?

What do you mean? Didn't he say some drunk fat bitch stumbled into his work? No, he said, like, before he had a good work. I think. Oh, I missed it. That woman, like an hour's life go to work. And just drunk and settled it. I'm still in my room.

Fucking six a.m. Oh, so somebody in his fucking house. Just being in this cigarette. This guy. I can tell myself, no, bitch, I don't have fucking cigarette. I have cigarettes with me. But it's basically fucking morning. God, go scrub yourself. Oh, there you go. It's like maybe bigger problems than, I mean, he sounds like a little bit of the victim, like his, you know, I don't know, roommate, brother,

yeah, I'm assuming he, probably a young man who lives on his own. I mean, I hope he wasn't talking about like his mother. I'd drunk fat bitch wondering in one. Yeah, I was just a cigarette. It's your brother said, you know, I mean, I don't know, stuff, sir. I don't know bitch wondering in. Yeah, I cigarettes. Your brother said, you know, I mean, I don't know stuff, sir. I don't know how it do down there, but you got a booby-trap door. That's the only excuse. That's the only thing to do. Here we go.

Hey, Dekation. My rage is people who pretend not to know what you mean when you say walking distance. Let me say like, oh, yeah, I thought it was a nice parking lot pretty close to the concert venue. Oh, how far is it? Oh, it's pretty easy walking distance. Oh, technically, everything's been walking. Of course, you're so. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

And you're just being a dick to make conversation more difficult. Absolutely. You're talking to yourself. Have you ever say it's walking distance? I'm sure I have done that. Yeah, I'm sure fine. You're fucking awesome. You're fucking awesome. Yeah. Do you ever say it's walking distance? I'm sure I have done that. Yeah, I'm sure I have too. Walking distance, for some people, you really got a,

what do you mean walking distance? Right, right. A mile, I know that amount of distance. Is it about that? You would have said that if it was that, trying to trick me into something, telling me it was walking distance. Okay, here's Andrew from Eugene, Oregon.

Hi, Dick. This is some shithead. But I'm looking at the hazencruise thing. I think I can offer a little bit of a perspective thing. It's not really interactive with you, I don't think. But I've interacted with hazencruise a little bit. What is it about? interact with you I don't think but I've interacted with Hayes and Creas a little bit and what is this going on? What is it about?

How many subs does Hayes and Creas have right now on YouTube? 1.5K? It's enough to get monetized. It's enough to taste a little bit of cash. You might pull in $3 to $5 on a stream. But I don't know a lot. But hey, you can buy a beer too with it. Is that what's driving people crazy? I don't know. all of the day you buy a beer to with it some of them

it's that would try to set what's rather people crazy i don't know it's like well you know i have got so many so i'll be obviously going to do a separate right i just got to keep doing this and i'm going to be going to be kidnapped and i'm going to be a plier i'm going to have a name i'm going to i don't know yeah

it does remind me dick and i'm sorry to ramble, but it does remind him how people attack that guy at the corner and who he is kind of an embarrassing spbroker that be to buy a man in a dress. Yes. And he does just sit in front of a camera and make weird faces. I'm pretty sure he's drunk. Yes. And anybody would be embarrassed that even point out that the business yes

uh... but i would make people engage in the channel and that's that's everyone always says like all how hard is it to sit here to sit at your studio it's hard to like it it's hard people can't read people can't fucking read a piece of paper and

it's very hard to put the part never never mind entertaining people for two and a half hours and being funny being funny well this uh... never very few people can do this i don't know that i just i i don't think he's in cruises and idiot

i just think that it's it's way too fucking easy way too fucking easy to let the shit go to your yeah i think i had uh... now he's right about that uh... way too fucking easy. Way too fucking easy. Go out the shit. Go to your God damn head. Yeah. Now he's right about that. Yeah, it so Well, after the mint thing, you know, I told you Hayes and Cruz refunded her Patreon money. Yeah, which is weird like four bucks. Yeah, I'm washing my hands. It's like a signal like I'm just I'm above all this or something. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

How do you, a $4? How do you refund $4? So I saw that and thought, well, because that is odd as fuck. Yeah. But anyway, what's he pissed at? You not, you're not paying him what he feels like he's worth or, or you engaging with mental salad. I don't know. So this is what this is what happened. I saw I saw somebody somebody made an off comment on Kiwi Farms that

that Sonic phase, you know, the thumbnail artist said I was I was overly friendly with mint and he he like, uh, well, right. This is more like, why are you inventing this shit about people? I know. Yeah. What is the deal with this? So I, I said, as I always do to screenshot a friendly, very friendly, like, what the hell is, what is this? What do you mean?

Colin, if you think this Colin and talk about this, like, I'm not, I, for some, I mean, um, for reasons that are, that somehow elude people, I have a problem with people making shit up about me behind my back. I don't know where I would have gotten some sort of aversion to that, looking back over the last three years. I don't know what could possibly give me some kind of fixation on correcting, at least commenting on when people are saying things or implying things

about making them out of stuff. I do a lot of shit you could call out. Overly friendly with these two women like, okay. What is that even, what the, so where am I supposed to take this? What is, what does this the, so where am I supposed to take this? What is, what is this mean? Yeah, because I really, what does this mean to people? They want an extrapolation.

Right. First of all, I'm friends with he, he, yeah. I invite her over to my house. I know. I like her a lot. She's fun. She's funny. I like hanging out with her. So I said, what's going on here?

So FaZe says, okay, I'll go all in. And then it's like a series of problems with that I don't tell people how much money I'm making and I'm don't let my business rise. Yeah, like, oh, that I've never heard before. Yeah. And I'm like, I have to, she's saying how all these people are in the dark and it's like,

what are you fucking talking about? There's, it's, you're describing like very, very small, but resentment has built up into this huge thing. Yeah, because it was never communicated. It's never just like, well, yeah, if you, I wish you had told the only person that matters in this. And I'm in there all day. Yeah. I don't, I don't care. I mean, I don't care about being told things that I don't like.

I read it all day. I'm like, oh, yeah. I mean, you know, I understand that that's your perspective on things. Yeah. Tell me whatever you want. Right. I'll be in a do things that I might do. I might not. Yeah. But I'm gonna just do things.

Um, and if you know how to do everything right, why aren't you real? I know it's going. Awesome, because it's every time somebody tells me, you know what you should do is, okay, uh, you, you fucked up that destiny interview, you look like a jerk, but I'm leading that article. I'm the entire first two paragraphs of that article. Well, yeah, you, so maybe so maybe there's something going on up here that you haven't, that you haven't latched on to.

But if you know how to do it, you do know why aren't you rich? Well, yeah, publicity, you understand publicity. So this all goes out and I said, whoa, whoa, this somebody says, I don't care about fans. And I'm like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean I don't care about fans?

Again, I'm making jokes, speaking of hyperbolicly. I said, I flew that kid to his sister's funeral. For $700 bucks. What do you think I don't care about fans? Like, that's that content for the show. Says some kid who's down on his lug. Yeah. So then, Hayes and Cruz jumps in and says that That's that content for the show. Just some kid who's down on his lug. Yeah.

So then Hazen Cruise jumps in and says that he's correcting my record. He doesn't want people to think that he doesn't want me to say that I'm generous and that I didn't pay him. So Hazen Cruise when he first started doing bitch for the Joe just did them and sent them in, which was great, but then he said, well, can I get some money for it? I mean, it's kind of, you kind of put me in a weird spot to like value these things with no agreement and pay you based on what I, like I don't know how much to pay you for these things.

I don't know, I don't know. I'm just making it up as I go. This is of all the things I gotta do, that's kind of on the back burner of figuring out what you think you're worth and then paying you for it. So it took me a long time to pay him for the bits, but I eventually sent him like 350 bucks

because I just felt bad for him. Like he sent me this email saying, how you spent so much time on it and I spent all of Saturday putting these bits and I'm like, look man, they're not that great. I'm thinking, they're not that great, but it's the thing. Well that's the thing, isn't, I feel bad for people.

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't like you were, because this is luck. A lot of this is looking into it. Yeah. Everything in my life is primarily luck from the parents, to the lawsuit, whatever natural gifts, that is mostly luck. My life is mostly luck and success is mostly luck.

So when I see people who are not lucky, I think, okay. Let me check. All right, here, it sent me a bunch of emails about it. Can you get on this? Can you think, yeah, here's some money. Just, is this okay? Just is this okay? And that was, I should have just said,

go pound, but go pound sand into the eye of your cock. That's not how to do, that's not how you do things. Figure out your price, charge the price. Yeah. So he starts laying with, oh, he's so laid on an invoice. I mean, not only have I already apologized. Yeah. But first of all, but secondly, I'm going to be laid on lots of invoices.

Yeah. Don't worry about that. Sean, I've missed two months in a row for Sean and he draws more water than you by about seven orders of magnitude. Well, you know, and I'm not, I'm not, I know I'm going to get it. Yeah. It's, it's as simple as me going, hey, can you pay me for a, you're like, oh shit.

And I miss those some time. Yeah, it's just the idea that you, the idea that you do not have to put in efforts to get invoices fulfilled is from, is from someone who has never worked ever. You have to hound those motherfuckers constantly. Chasing your money is part of your job. Chasing your money is all, yeah,

and it's more and more like that. I learned that entertainment especially. If you're a freelance person in entertainment, it's, you know, chasing your money is like, part of, is like right under being able to do your, to, to work your skill. It goes, this is the importance of work. It is selling, sales, number one, that is the number one,

I would say that's 51% of any job sales, of your value as an employee's 51% sales. That's true, but that is 100% true. You are always selling yourself in one way or another. Whether you're selling yourself to your boss, his boss, his boss, whether you're doing your own shit and selling yourself in one way or another. Whether you're selling yourself to your boss, yep, his boss, his boss, whether you're doing your own shit and selling yourself to clients,

51% sales. It is 49% collecting your money. And it is 0% your skills at said job. Yeah, well, I mean, one, let's go. It's 50% sales for a- I will say- 49% collecting money and 1% talent. It is not as sadly, you will say. I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say.

I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say.

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I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say. I will say. So you go, God, there, nobody real, as long as it's to a certain professional standard in whatever industry you're there, you exist in, the rest, the rest is politics. Yeah. So that's, I mean, that's the story from my side. No. I'm laid on invoices, I apologized.

But I think the, I think the initial money of whatever it was for the bits already sent in. Well, the whole thing, I think that will at qualifies as generous, certainly. Yeah, the whole thing with trying to all of a sudden put parameters on something, it's weird how things start and then it's like, well, you try to, it's like this amoeba, you know, and then you try to put a fence around it. Yeah. Like, it's like, well, this needs to take shape now. And you can say something, you can do it,

but it's hard when the communication is still a little bit. I mean, it's not obvious when people are harboring a shitload of bitterness and resent, and then it all dumps out. And you say, well, why don't you say anything? Well, all these, that's what I said. No communication. Fuckin' break.

The resentment has built itself up into this thing that is completely outsized in relation to the perceived slides. Yeah. Over $50. Yeah. So, you know, I mean, on my position always, I, I, the art, the art in the bits of the music for the show are not compensated for what they're worth because they're incredible. The art is incredible.

It's all, it's been amazing working with these people and seeing their stuff and getting to know them for the most part. The music is the same. And what I, my position is always, what I, you know, what I pay for it is not, is not, does not represent the value of the thing, but that's what I got.

That's what I got. Yeah. That's what I'm paying, like,, does not represent the value of the thing, but that's what I got. That's what I got. That's what I'm paying, that's the nature of life. Have you gone back with people who, some people asked me for more money? Yeah, I've said yes, some people asked me for more money. Some people asked me for more money, and I said no. It's not really, there's a lot of balancing that goes in to the budget that comes with the implication

of how important this is and blah, blah, blah, blah. But for people just because I have no idea, but people who consistently send in good bits have you ever, and they did it for free at first, have you ever changed where they're like, I love doing bits for the show, you seem to play them all the time, can we work something out where, well, that was with Hazen Cruise. So then I said, I'll give you money. Anybody else for your bits? Uh, yeah, Mad Cux. Yeah.

Okay. That's what I'm curious. What you'll find is, or what I have found is, and this is not a slight on anybody, because it's still we're talking about Nichols and Dimes here, you know? Uh, it's a token. It's a token, it's a token appreciation. Uh, the bit regularity will die off. And the most difficult thing to deal with from this side is the sporadicness

of the bits. Does that make sense? Yeah, it does. Yeah. Like if it was every, every week of this, this and they're all going to be different, they're not going to, it's not going to be the same one note again and again and again, which can be funny, but that's got to be spread. Like you want to see it? It's got to be different because now're not going to be the same one note again and again and again, which can be funny, but that's got to be spread. But because now it's a job. Right. Now you're doing this professionally. You are expected. If you are a professional screenwriter, you got to write, you got to write, you got to write whether you feel like writing or not. We have an episode week in TV. I'm saying. So Hazen Cruz, I said, I'll pay you. yeah. And then at some point I said, I don't pay anymore.

Like Facebook, he started doing Facebook news and, yeah, I felt a little stale. Captain Jackass nailed it and it felt a little stale. I'm not going to pay for that because it's not the value. It's just, that's just my decision. It's not a fucking democracy. Well, only. So he's online bitching about, whoa, we're going to lose value. Like it lost value and it went fucking stale. Well, here a fucking democracy. Well, only online bitching about, whoa, we're gonna lose value. Like it lost value and it went fucking stale.

Well, here's the thing, it lost value when you, when I said I'm stopping to pay, I'm not paying for this anymore. When you thought it lost value is when it lost value. Yeah, that's the only thing. You said, I don't think it brings, I don't feel like it brings anything to the show. That's it.

That's the, that's the, that's the open and shot. He's teaching about having done it for free. Well, then don't fucking do it. Right. Well, yeah. Mm-hmm. So, uh, you know, that's me. If you end, if again, if you guys are so fucking smart, why aren't you rich? If you know, if you know how everything's supposed to be fucking done, why aren't you rich? Because it's all luck. All right. All right, everybody. Let's do another, I want to do

with another voicemail. Okay. My shit out. What's that? Yeah. Johnson Brown says you get a real doll with an Alexa into it to read the news. Oh God. So fucking annoyed. So Andrew from Eugene, Oregon, I don't know. I don't know if you're right, but that's my perspective.

Yeah. It's just like a lot of these lessons. This thing, well, you're not, this will help him later in life if you, if he learns something from it. Hayden Cruz. Yeah. Yeah. If you learn where it's like, dude, get expectations going up front. Yeah. Um, here you go. Hey, Dave, nice to meet you. My raid here. Bathroom etiquette. Motherfucker is always like, oh, you put the toilet paper roll backwards. Okay, supposed to go the other way. You just fuck it, roll down.

You just fucking roll it back and forth a couple of times and it goes down. You figure it out. No fucking party. So if you have a cat, better put it backwards so then the fucking roll it. That's true. And the other fucking thing is the stupid toilet seat shit like fucking it's mainly women that are always complaining about like what do you do you just fucking run in the bathroom and just sit down without the flat of the seat down you sit down start fucking pissing yeah they don't put legs on and they're pissed at us.

I'm a fucking man. I've never understood that. So I don't piss all over the seat and I fucking in the dark I fucking make sure I don't piss all over the seat. And I fucking, in the dark, I fucking make sure I don't piss all over the fucking top of the seat. Like, how, in fact, it's more difficult as a man to fucking have to bend down. And when you're already sitting and bending down, like, why do I have to do the lifting bending?

Like, you're the lifting bending person. You fucking do it. I have to be a bitch. Three women in my family, no, I've wanted to complain about this. It's only until I started working in like an office or having like roommates and they fucking do it. Yeah, I think the friends complain,

they're fucking dumb, they're like, fuck you. I will never understand that argument. I just do literally just run in there backward, throw, pull your pants down, running in backward, and sit down. And then suddenly realize the toilet seat is not down. What the fuck is wrong with you? You know what would be a good prank?

What the fuck is wrong with you? That's insane. And I had a thought the other day, that when they do it in the middle of the night, they don't turn the light on. So it doesn't hurt their, so the light doesn't hurt their eyes. They're delicate little eyes.

Turn the fucking light on and squint. Get your phone out. Just look before you sit down. Would you, if you open a goddamn elevator, would you make sure the fucking floor is there before you step in? I might, yeah, I might do that. Just to make sure, you know, I'm a Gillian, but,

I wish they had like a paper mache toilet seat, so you could go replace them at like an office with a bunch of fake toilet seats that crumbled when they got sad on that pretty funny, yeah, here we go. Women only, don't do that to men, that's not funny. Man, I think there's also this headline. Uh, woman, 21,

posed as a boy, 16, who sexually assaulted up to 50 girls. Did they tell you that they're going to get you carried? I don't know. I'm just going to be expecting more about that. the you uh... you oh this guy's the news girl is reading us news

newsbebe oh wait good time on dot does domine want to call in uh... what do you got let's see where is he uh... he's mad is not the father yeah yeah yeah yeah where are you hello yes hello His man is not the father. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where are you? Hello. Yes.

Hello. How are you? Good. Have you been ripped off by anyone lately? Has anyone used your name to sell their inferior product? Yes. Yes, you did. No.

I have not been paid for my laughter. I read Facebook in 1999. I won my money dick. And because I haven't been paid I've been forced to rehash content Because you're looking to be money to you got to pay You get that yeah, no, I heard it how much is it how much do I Can you get that? Oh, yeah, I did. No, I heard it. How much is it? How much do I owe you per jaw?

What is your price per jaw? Ten cents per jaw? Do you have money anymore? One more. Go ahead, what are you going to say? I won one claim of Mandemad being a discussing pedophile and one time both as my payment. I see. One down, though. Okay.

I'd pay him for laugh as well as that. Tommy, Tommy takes his screenshot of being the first down like on all of Mandemad's videos. He races people every time because when it has one down that meant you did it. Yeah. So he'll go. Oh, man. Dami, your video on a chink Unger, chink you girl was so fucking funny. It went through his whole career. Yes. So you know, the young turk sky, chink younger. Is that a, no, I didn't know that was a chunk you. I don't know how to say his fucking name. He's like a lunatic. Yeah. Sink, sink, sink, sink you, gurgre.

He has all these weird past writings. Like so he's a, he's pretends that he's like a serious left-wing newscaster guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The young Turks, right? I've seen him, yeah. I was on that show by the way. Were you?

Yeah, like eight years ago. Really? I got the cleave. Yeah. They thought you were real. They thought you were real. They thought I was real. They thought I was a fucking real, and so chinks like trying to,

it's incredible how many people don't get, it's like, I would hear that name alone. I'm like, that's hilarious. Yeah, yeah. Who would call in there in his big computer? No sense of humor. You're a bit donnie's less confident than you take master.

So amazing. I called into Chink's show and they're like, everything I say they kind of look like worried about. Oh, interesting. Like, are you guys fucking, you don't understand that this is a joke? I thought this is an internet show. Hey, you guys not get this.

I guess, yeah. And then Chink asked me how many women I've had sex with? Like, this is proving that I'm some kind, this is what, this is his interview. I was like, he's like, oh, okay. So, Tickmas is like, you hate women. So, you know, how many women have you had sex with like this is proving that I'm some guy. This is what this is interviews. I was like, he's like, Oh, okay. So to imagine you hate women's, you know, like, how many women have you had sex with? And I said, I don't know.

I mean, 15. He goes, well, I mean, that's not very many. I have a friend who's a player and he's had sex with probably 40 women. Yeah. This is a show. So his opinion of women trumps yours. Yeah.

I'm like, what the fuck? Anyway, Donnie Pesos went through and compiled this, a history ofumps yours. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? To anyway, Dom and Peso's went through and compiled this, a history of chink. Oh boy. Starting from his, starting from his early days of whatever and he's like, early thirties. Early thirties, including all of these weird erotic, weird erotic stories that he wrote and posted on his site

and like a rules for dating women like we're we're like one one he's talking about how he cooks some he's he's writing a fantasy story and posting it online for other men to be off to I guess where he's having sex with a woman in France or some shit and her husband is hiding in the bushes taking pictures it's fucking deranged it's not not deranged to fantasize about, but writing it out and then what is that noise? Writing it out and then posting it online is fucking weird. Domain uncovered all this?

Yes. That's bizarre. People are weird. It's, see that's the thing. If you wanna be taken seriously, there may be an online, there may be something in your past to that could be dredged up, that will be like, oh, this is what you used to do?

I got literally it says, guys hiding in the bushes to take pictures of him. What was your favorite thing when you were uncovering all of Chinks or Chinks past, Dame? That's the, what was the wildest thing? The wildest thing for me was when you discovered that the young Turks is basically a propaganda, an owned propaganda outlet,

supported by a major Hillary Clinton donor. And there's no actual engagement, or like it's just pure purchased propaganda running the entire network. It's like, oh, yeah. Is that even a network? I mean, it's just pure purchased propaganda running the entire network. It's like, oh, oh, yeah, it's not even a network. I mean, it's like because they were super pro Bernie Sanders, right? Yeah. And then they got like a bunch of fucking like a hate from the left

because they because we're like, oh, Donald Trump is so evil and awful. We must vote for Hillary Clinton. We hate her. So it must be done. It must be done. Because if I keep in the Gen huger, didn't vote for Obama, right? Right.

Because he didn't like Obama because he was like new. So he voted their party and called it an intellectually honest vote because he's from a liberal state so it doesn't matter who he votes for. But now he voted for Hillary Clinton and that was around the time they got into that diffusion network and the future network is strong. It's crazy how he breaks down where their money comes from and how little fan engagement support they actually have for a channel claiming to be as big as they are. Yeah, I mean, you hear them. I never hear anybody, I hear people reference them occasionally, but not in my everyday life. I don't hear like, you hear other things reference, but not

the young Turks. Not the young Turks, but they say 30% of your country loses to their child. Yeah. 30% of the country loses their child. And 30% of the country doesn't do anything. Yeah. We can't even get 30% of the country to put loads back on the toothpaste. Um, the other thing you've found was Chink Junger saying that he, this is his political platform, he's going to legalize beast reality as long as it's pleasureing the animal.

Like, this is an important. Wow. That's, you're going to have to become an utter. The biggest thing is of tags. Animal behavior list. Yeah. Is he still running? I know Bernie Sanders unendores him. Yeah in five hours

It's making a shit ton of money by the way Filth right in there. Yeah, I mean he's like infiltrating their, yeah, I mean, he's like four million, I don't remember, he made him two millions of dollars, I think like one and a half. Oh, no, no, no, it was a little less than 800,000. Yeah. And the top campaigner got 800, like 50,000, right right and he still pretends he got more money but he didn't also infiltrating his campaign because packing him with his soul of his shit is online. They sold all of his shit online. No, all their campaigning organizing is through a select group, it's like a discord room, right?

Right through Slack, and I'm there. Yeah, Slack or yeah, after Slack.com, Slack client, Slash.tqc, and we need, we need, we'll say this one of the companies use. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, also, we of our big companies use. Yeah. I mean, that's right. I'll say, well, use a share blue.

That's what the Democrats used to. A share book? Kind of way, right. No, share blue. I think he's share blue. Oh, share blue. Yeah, share blue is a. The Democrats used to get money from.

Yeah. The shareholders. Share blue is like a pack, super pack. Oh, oh, they run. Oh, they run. Oh, they run. Oh, they run. Oh, they run. Oh, they run. Oh, they run. Oh, they run. Oh, they run.

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So it's like, are you guys, what are you doing? This is a waste of money. Anyway, Tommy, you got anything else to say? Yeah, yeah, but it does. You got to pay. You got to pay dick. Come in again. It's the second one. Who does it right? That sounds like an honest mistake. An honest mistake. I made an honest mistake. He makes a lot of honest mistakes. You said what? It's the third guy who does it right? Stereas and then Hiss and Cruz. Yeah. And the artist.

Yeah, who's bitter about money, but not. They may be. You can put it in. Hey. But it's not about the money. It's about, actually, it's about ethics and journalism. They're not pissed about the money. It's not.

It's not. It's not. Big fucking. Big fucking target on my back, Sean. Yeah. My name makes people weird. It does. All right, Tommy. Yeah, get out of here. How's your civil war going? You in charge yet? All fault. All fault. Yeah. I don't. I know there is, I don't know how to, I'd everybody, thanks for listening. Is anybody else supposed to call in?

What am I, Oprah? You get a cheque, you get a car! Oh, oh god, yeah, I'm gif. Oh, you got a gif I guess. Oh, John, you got, you get a gift. You get a gift. You get a gift. I'm giving gifts. I open mine already.

I don't have it down here, but this is from, this is from, here. You go. And I think she wrote you a card. Oh, cool. So Mr. Dick Happy, knew you're wishing all the best, tell success. I don't know if this is just for me or to be relevant. Fuck, this is awesome. Which yet? Dude, they're fucking cufflinks with with my uh, oh

With the Sean show logo. Yeah That's fucking awesome. Oh nice and I got dick show ones. Oh, that's fucking great Thank you. Do you want to trade one? So we have a matching set. Yeah, if you want to. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. That's fantastic.

Thank you. Thank you very much. If you choose, you sent me this really cool book with Tom McDenney's art in it. Only a nice person would send you a Christmas gift and then apologize for it being late. Yeah. I mean, you got to be nice to do that. That's true. Yeah. It's like, because, you know, because I got it at all. Yeah, that's very sweet, very sweet letter. I don't believe I'll read it. It's just for me. Okay, what else here? We've got this. Did this? Oh, okay, why is this? Here, Sean, I believe this is for you.

You're gonna have to look. This was sent to you. Zingers. Zingers. Hey, I love those. I love those of the kid, man. From, this is from, you gotta use a QR code to see what things are from.

These are so cool. Keep them coming from Matt from Minnesota. This is for you. There you go, take that home, get some weight on yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look very too skinny. Look a little gond. Why don't you fat yourself up and fat ass?

Ha ha ha. Thank you. And this is a box of Japanese treats here. Let me try to find who it's from. Thank you so much. I have a lot of treats over there. A lot of very treats here. Let me try to find who it's from. Thank you so much. I have a lot of treats over there. A lot of very strange treats. Yeah, the mochi's were made.

They had these old triangles, like sushi triangles with the tastiest seaweed paper I've ever had at a 7-11. The 7-11 has full food, hot food, curry, sushi, not a joke either. It's not like rotating hot dogs. full food, hot food, curry, sushi, not a joke either. It's not like rotating hot dogs. It's actually good food. It take here's a final run of spoons

from my Asia travels before I moved to Europe, included as Mongolia and India, couldn't find any in Nepal or Bhutan. So here's a fridge magnet, I think you'll enjoy. Also finding clothes from snacks. Thank you for the snacks. Shark gummies, churro chips, super sour candy, fruit candy, uh, choose thing, pork and horse jerky. Have you ever had pork and horse jerky? Uh, uh, uh, uh, pork jerky is fucking delicious.

And you can get it at Costco. What about horse jerky? No, I'm not. It's really John from Korea. Thank you. Horse jerky. Wow. Wow. Really? Yeah, some countries eat a lot of that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that. No, I'm not saying that.

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Here you go. Here's a horse tricky There you are It smells like beef or anything Hmm, that's horse. Whoa It smells like beef or anything. Do you want some? Mm. That's horse. Whoa. There, give it a little bit. There you go. I don't, if I rub this on my balls, could I taste it?

I don't really know how to describe it. I mean, it's tougher. Tougher than most jerky. It doesn't, it tastes like beef jerky to me. Yeah. Interesting. Well, I, what I really like about this is the serene picture of two horses on this farm to show you what you're eating inside here.

Huh. All right, it's just a little bit drier and more crumbly, a little bit. Yeah, it is, I would say that's accurate. All right, everybody, see you next Tuesday. See ya. Thank you.