The Dick Show - Episode 192 - Dick on Pirate Radio

Episode Date: February 4, 2020

Raining cats and dogs in China, JF Gariepy gives a virology lesson, Kimball gets banned from college radio, unstoppable eye wiggling, Hitler: A Cinderella Story, dodging a bullet, women and their 120-hour work weeks, being called "Sir", escaping a black hole, prostitution and hamburgers, and the most effective form of birth control; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Big game sale. Big jerk off, fast sale. Big horrible half time shows always in forever. Who is the half time show this? No idea, don't care. They make me, it makes me hate the half time act. Like I don't think I could enjoy it less than I do. I know.

No matter who it is, I'm like, I really, I hated this person before this started and I hate them. I hate this performance more than I thought I would. I've never seen one where I went, yeah, I like that person better. Yeah, never. Even Prince.

Yeah, I don't duck, man. So why'd you do this? I would have given you the money. Why don't you just ask me, you didn't need it this bad. Who is it this year? They need to multi-cast it. Just have like a guy's shitting on the Super Bowl half the whole time in closed caption or something.

Well, there's, yeah, what other people do other half-time shows? I remember when we were like, Prince, you loved that one. Yeah, I guess it was okay. Well, that's kind of considered maybe the best one. Was that the first time of the rebirth of the Super Bowl halftime show?

Because it had a relaunch. Like, there was a clear moment where they said, okay, from now on we're doing big rock star. Like, this is our new thing. Yeah, well, the thing is now, I think I'm not sure if it's happened or if anybody's done it, but they want the stars to pay. Really?

Because of the exposure. Oh, great. That was talked about. Yeah, I'm not, I never even followed up on it, but I thought, well, that's the stupidest, oh, maybe they'll do it. Awesome. Yeah. So it's going to be everyone from now on is a commercial for a country act.

It's going to be six chick country bands. Or, you know, what do they have? They had, which was really, you know, embarrassing because it's like, that's what football wants is cold play. Oh, yeah. because that's what football wants is cold play. Yeah, I was like, that guy, he might as well have just been wallpaper on stage. Yeah. He's got all the charisma of a fucking doorknob.

The only good half time show was, what was that? The only good half time show was. Who else did they have butt bowl? The first butt bowl. The butt, the Davidson butt head butt bowl. I was just, that's where I was going with that i said remember we were kids that was yeah they kicked over and it was yeah it was just an episode was so disappointing just played an episode yeah stupid kid i thought there was gonna be some kind of bevison but had the inflatable

something i go whole new episode they just came up with tod shoves a football up one of their asses mm-hmm all the other one laughs. No. Fucking disappointing. Ever at a party where they insist on flipping over to the puppy bowl? I don't go to those kind of parties. No, good thing for you.

No, I just got out of one of those parties. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, you know the bonus episode, when you said sometimes, sometimes I'm just, I got nothing for you. I got no laughs for you. Yeah, that's this one. That's this kind of party. I just couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.

I can't, I know the script already. What is it? I know the script. I just, What's the bingo card for the party you got out of? Well, they'd be talking about Elizabeth Warren. Let me guess some topics to this party. I mean, you know what they're talking about impeachment.

Oh, yes, I'm sure that'll come up. Impeachment will come up, okay. But people's various surgical procedures that they've recently gone through come up. Is that something that will come up? A strong possibility. Possibility. This is fun. Keep going.

Will a man be a masculated at this party more than one time on purpose, on purpose. Oh, yes. You masculated. Yes. And you know who I'll be too. I'll be too. You know who I'll be too. You know who it will be. Well, dogs will be a constant battle with dogs at this party that you're going, oh,

dog, dog battle, no, that won't happen. That won't happen. No dog battle. No, that's a check off. That's a minus. No dog battle. That's one strike in my party home in the game. But I know the stories. I know the, you know, everything.

I, it's like, I don't have, I just don't have the energy today. No one throws a fucking party like me. No one throws a fucking party like me. I'm, you're fucking King Kong. I'll reign fucking fist down upon your party. Yeah, you have good party, you have good parties here. This is a great house for it too. All wives and girlfriends are put on notice that if your boyfriend is a friend of mine

You're fucking your party is fucking your party's in danger his attendance at your party is in danger I will declare it at the last minute That's right. There are always new hose cycling in and out of my party. This cannot be overstated. Right. All right, let's go. Presenting. Hey. It's hard to do a show before the Super Bowl.

That's the job, Sean. That's the job. We're here to work. Ready? Yeah! Hey, what do we do? You want to get new to get love to get you got it? Oh, this is a contest coming to you. Lifer and mountain bunkers.

Deep in the heart. Is silly failure. I'm your host, Nick Mason. The $20 million Mayan. A K.A. World's worst. America's worst Mexican. Voted America's worst Mexican. 42 weeks running.

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based problems in your house. Problem with everything. He has a toilet stuff, the shower stuff, the... It's always, he's always trying to save me like 20 bucks with these things. You don't need to buy a new handle. I'm gonna just get a jigger it in there for you. It's like, man, please don't try to save me $20.

Just go get a new one. I know, because whatever you guys do, because ultimately, I'm going to have to spend the $20. Whether, maybe 50. Whether you fuck it up or it fucks up in a month. Or, yeah, I know, yeah. You caught and then, please. Please.

Has the audacity to, so first of all, two problems with the smiley, sorry that I left out. Now that my shower, gushes water at about 10 gallons a second, like a fire hose, it goes from, it goes from a piping hot, nice relaxing shower to cold, to below-tepid because the water's coming in from underground. To freezing-ass cold,

because in the time of one shit, somehow the water flow is timed to exactly exhaust all of my hot water from the time I'm crowning until the toilet is flushed. and that is when the very last heated droplet of water goes down the drain. Because it's cold, increased flow. Yes, it's just going right down the drain

without you even using it. Flushing all the heat. Oh, that gas wasted, wasted. Glacers melting, oceans flooding. Secondly, to save me the money, he then turns around when he's leaving and says, oh yeah, can you pay me? I'm like, well, how much do I owe you?

And he goes, how much do you think? So, okay, I like this game. I said, all right, how about 50 bucks? Yeah. Maybe, all right. Yeah, that's all right. I said, well, you shouldn't have let me pick. Maybe, all right. Yeah, that's all right. I said, well, you shouldn't have fucking let me pick, man. And you shouldn't have fucked up my shit.

Go on Reddit, smiley, I'm cheap as fuck. You can read all about it. What? What? Why did he answer that way? Does he do this, does he do this kind of for a living? People are afraid to tell no matter who they are, they are afraid to tell you what they're worth

or how much money they're embarrassed by it. Huh. They're embarrassed to it's like a form of violence that people in their mind that people will not engage in. I I I what's up guys some dickheads are in here. What do you guys name have a seat guys? Shout out your name very loudly. Tom Pat are you guys twins?

What the fuck? It's we got the proclamers. You want to get on camera? I'm do you want to get on camera? I'm doing what I can. You don't wanna get on camera. Can you get on, can you get on them? Well, just one of you wanna get on camera and get on camera. I'm down.

What the hell? Can you open up their mic? I didn't know you guys were twins coming in. All right, now what were your names again? I've Pat. Pat? Yeah. And what?

Tom, Pat and Tom, I didn't know you guys were twins coming in. I'm freaking out. A twin is like a double, I didn't know you guys were twins coming in. I'm freaking out. A twin is like a double, I don't know why. I'm just so fascinated with twins only because of the pranking you and Mingola. Very good. Good company. Good company you keep. Yeah.

I'm going to test the fuck out of these people. You might as well be a Nazi, if people are going to call you a Nazi. Oh man, Sean, it's just, you guys are, I mean, I guess with you guys are very close. But you got glasses on. Why do you have glasses that has a stylistic choice? I see it in front of a computer all day and he's in front of a place. That's a hot, cool credit. This is my eyes.

I'm just going to, guys. So you're in. Oh wow. Can you just alone him and I? Can you guys switch eyes? Yeah, no. One good. You ever do that weird and I? Can you guys switch eyes? Yeah, no. One goodness. I'm just like,

Do you ever do that weird? What about with girls? I gotta know, if you're a wasting the gift, how old are you guys? 24. And you? Yeah, 25. Just kidding.

I know identical twins I'm fascinated by because my nieces are fraternal. Yeah, identical thing is, that's worth their name, call them twins. Well, just because of them. Yeah, garbage. We've never actually had the test to see if we're named column twins. Well, just because of them. Yeah. Garbage. We've never actually had the test to see

if we're identical twins, but like, we're pretty sure we are. Have you ever done any weird set of tricks? No, we're not. It had to be a split egg, right? Isn't that how it? Yeah, it's something like that. I don't know, I asked Steven Mollon you. I don't know how eggs work.

He's the expert. Okay, tell me weird chick stories with twins. Have you bamboozled them anyway? In any way, have you Harvey Weinstein, any women? I don't think we have too, mate. We did a few like pranks at school in like swapping classes as well. I think class is my favorite.

I think maybe like a couple of friends have like got confused when they've seen one of us first, when they're coming into the house before seeing the other one, but nothing like. Picking up like oppositions of a bar switching and trying to just play it off. Like it's nothing. God, I wish I had a fucking twin. And you can't really like, you know, picking up like opposite ends of a bar switching and trying to just play it off like god I wish I had a fucking twin and you can't really like you know you could swap

jobs, but in ass it you know I can't really fly a plane. Oh your That's a yeah, you'll be found out Shot why not see you guys I'm not. I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a hard, difficult day.

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I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a hard, difficult day. I'm having a twin, you could talk to absolutely any woman. Like there's nothing more interesting to see. Because the other one can take the heat, like ultimately, if you put, you know, like, you fuck it up, it was, you know, so yeah, that was my brother. Oh, that was my brother who said that. Sorry. That was my, that was my brother who said the second thing too.

Hi, I'm a new guy. Didn't Tanner have that story? Michael and Pico. He fingered a guy's ass and turned out to be. Yeah, thinking it was Michael, but it was Pico. And Pico was okay with it. Yeah. Well, that's a gay community, Sean.

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. What do you, if you, if some chick just walked up to you and started jerking you off, be like, yeah, all right. I mean, I don't, I'm not gonna stop. Oh, stop or I'll call the cops.

I'll call the cops. I would do anything for a twin. Anything. I would make a deal with the devil or twin. Anyway, what was I saying about Smiley? So he says, how much you gonna pay me? I said $50 and said, yeah, okay. I just will only have hundreds because I was back

from I had gone out with Carl that night, last night before, which means it's only the most debauchery is kind of partying that Carl and I get up to for some reason. Carl, yeah. Carl's a man of the road. Yes, exactly. So we party like we're on the road.

He's a tour manager, right? So traditionally tour managers have been responsible for getting everything from drugs to women to, so we're practicing our drugs and women. That's kind of it for the road, isn't it? Yes. So I say, well, do you have change for a hundred? He goes, no.

Well, I mean, why don't you just come back? Because I just give me the hundred. It's like, okay, so now you're not saving me money. I see you're saving me 20 bucks by dumping all my hot water into the streets. But now, now, now budget's not, now money's no option, right, smiley? I see. Yeah, but he fucked shit up. He should be apologetic.

Like, he didn't, I should be charging him. There's no, well, I mean, he's like practice for him. Yeah, he did repair the pipes in the ceiling, right? I don't know. Well, I didn't get a look at the water coming down. I'm sticking my head up the bulls, the butcher's ass. You know? All right, fine.

Is that all right? No leaking. All right. I tell you what makes me rich. I have the most persistent and enraging eye wiggles. Have I talked about this? On the show for like four months, five months. You mean like my muscle fucking eyelid.

Oh yeah. It has been fluttering, has been fluttering like a, like a, like a, one of those fires that they stick under your windshield wiper when you park in a shitty area of town and then get on the freeway. Right, and try to get it off with the running the wipers and it doesn't work. It just eats into your wipers. Yeah, fuck, now there's another thing I gotta fix.

My eyelid has been quivering and fluttering for so long that I think it's becoming like the telltale heart of my face. It's driving me. I haven't seen it in sane. That's, I mean, that's totally normal, but not for it to be ongoing. On, ongoing for months, like several to every couple

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Yeah. You could like, you know, some, you know, tonaka out some shower time. There's gonna be more when that VR, when the Hattami Tanaka VR hits, there's going to be 10 times as much screen time as there's now. So the only fixable option is cancer.

Otherwise, otherwise I'm stuck with this for the rest of my life. And it is driving me insane. It all day, every day, I can't, if my leg was chopped off, I would probably be more concerned about off, I would probably be more concerned about the, I would probably be paying attention more to the eye fluttering, to be honest. That's how bad it is.

Yeah, because once your leg is gone, you don't think it's, it's back. But when you had the eye thing, you kind of forget about for a minute or two and then oh, there you are again. I just can't, I can't pay attention to anything else. Wow. The little Irishman came over this weekend, which by by the way, is always a nice, I love when he spends the night because for the rest of the next day and for the next couple months, I think there's no way, there's no way in hell I'm ever doing this, right?

That's what his visits do for me. Not having kids. Yeah, I love, love them, love them to death. Yeah, love the time we spend together. it's due for me. Not having kids. Yeah. Love them. Love them to death. Love the time we spend together. But then the next day I feel like my soul has been sucked out of the back of my head. It's really mentally taxing, isn't it? From the moment before you wake up, you don't think it's possible to be drained before you

have woken up. Yeah. But then a child comes around. We're sleeping at the crack of dawn and I hear thunderous footsteps and cries of uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, not cries, but like, uncle, hey, uncle, uncle, I'm like, what man, whoa, whoa, whoa, and he goes, what time is it?

What time is it from the other, from upstairs? Can't you tell time? Man, I know exactly, I've said I'm not at that level yet. I'm still stumbling through Twilight. Like it's fucking, 5.50 a.m. man. Just go watch TV or go watch something like that. And he's, oh I'm not allowed to,

I'm not allowed to get up before six. You're on this house. You're on this house. So he's not allowed to get up before six. Like, okay, now I got both of you. Right, right. Stop it. I said go watch TV.

I can't really get into like the existentialist nature of these arbitrary rules that we have established in the purpose of them, which is ostensibly to prevent involvement from us. But right now it's being destroyed over a matter of 10 minutes. Just give them a mulligan. It's just between you and me and him. We'll figure out a way to keep this 10 minute,

so she could go back to sleep. He's like, oh, okay, I can't, it's both an almond and arcing it with both of them. I can't uncle, I can't get up before six, that's the rule. I can't sleep for another 10 minutes. No way. Like just, fuck it. No.

So he goes back to bed. You know what I'm saying? 10 minutes out of your lunch time. So, all right. I can't I'm working with about 3% of my brain here. I do not want to push for more because then I'm up and there's still a chance that I could go back to sleep Just got just let it ride let it ride. Maybe they'll figure it out. I hope you've given them enough information to figure it out for me I don't think so. I just hit feel that twilight wash over me that taste in your mouth, that numb taste in my throat. I hear uncle, I'm seeing visions of, told me to knock in my sleeper here, uncle, uncle, uncle.

What, what, what, what, what, what, what time is it now? And, it's 553 man. I promise, just, just get up, just get up and play video games or watch TV, you know how to turn it on better than I do, just get my man, just do me a favor and get up. And he's going, uh, he, it's the rules. Oh, honey, honey, who's how do you want here? Um, okay. I'm out.

I'll go, I'll go, uh, oh, what, what time is I, so I said finally took it upon myself. I've been making mistakes the whole time. I've been making mistakes, I knew how to solve this problem from jump street. 6-0-2. You know what, it's 10 a.m. Get knock yourself out. Yeah.

Knock yourself out. So satisfied with myself, but because of that thinkery, I have now escalated into the first stage of awakeness. Because I've activated my lying brain, which cannot just go back to bed. The lying brain needs to say up like a German shepherd needs to be challenged and exercised. Well, and there's probably some self-congratulation going on.

A lot of self-congratulation. Yeah, that's smug. Right, stupid, iffy it. You know, I'm lying brain You had no idea in brain. And then the reward for lying from yourself. And then I finally managed to call my lying brain down. I'm like, okay, come, we're going back to sleep, right? Eyes wiggling, we're going back to sleep.

I wish I had a camera right on it so you could see how much it's wiggling. Okay. Finally, go back to sleep and I hear the oddest thing I hear. I can't do it in here, but there's a metal banister, the top of the stairs, and like a great kind of thing, and I hear, you know like a fan when you go by an iron fence, you put your hand on and go,

and it resonates, yeah. Yeah, but repeatedly like a bicycle spoke, like a card and a bicycle spoke, like I hear, no da da da da. No kind of wake up. What the hell was that? And I hear it again. Just drifting off. I hear it.

Da da da da da da. Da da da da da. All right. And now, go, all right, hold on. I'll go, I'll go check on this. And it goes, you know what? I'm already up.

I wake up at this hour all the time to go to school. I'm up. I'll go check on this and it goes, you know what, I'm already up. I wake up at this hour all the time to go to school. I'm up, I'll go check it out. And some of this is your fault too. So definitely my fault. Also, no, I'm talking about her. Oh, her fault, it's 100% for all. She looks out from the bedroom and looks up to stairs and this little motherfucker is looking down like a dog scratching at the door just

Hitting the thing and looking at the room to see if anybody peeks out. You want to you up She gets up there and she goes what can I what can I do for you? Do you not do you know what help turning on the TV? Oh, no, you know I'm just trying to figure out how this 3d printer works that you guys have here, because I wanna print myself up a Rob the robot from Smash Brothers, and I thought maybe, thought maybe I now would be the time to get into some 3D printing if you don't mind. So I'm gonna need uncle.

I'm gonna need to wake uncle up. That's possible. And I hear this conversation, they're like, all right, that's it! This happens in the space of 10 minutes. This is how Saturday mornings go. The first 10 minutes. Yeah, I do that with twins.

Well, that was a real one upper, but guys, but, but, but, that was the snip. But the twins are raised by reasonable people. Oh, my sister is the most unreasonable. But you are also reaping what you sow. Oh, no. So he could be, you know, five, five kids. That's true.

I've had a lot of unprotected sex. All right. What else do we have here? It's raining cats and dogs in China. Is it? Yeah. Did you see that? Raining cats and dogs.

I also heard they have some, the H1N1 thing is back to you. That's just, that's no big deal, don't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing is any big deal over there. There's just too many fucking people. Raining cats and other shocking ends, there's news of people throwing their pets

out of their windows of their apartments because the doctor, Dr. Lee Longjuan said on Chinese state TV that if pets come into contact with suspected patients, they should be quarantined. So then people started, fucking their cats and locks out the window to save them. No, because they could be carriers.

Oh, right? Oh, they should be quarantined. So it's like, it's supposed to be a carrier. Yeah, it could be a carrier. God, I gotta got it. So be careful be quarantined. So it's like, that's supposed to be a carrier. Yeah, got it, got it, got it. So be careful, quarantine them. So, of course, I'm so thrown in the street. People are like, well, I got, I'll do you one better here. I'm just gonna start checking them out this way.

I mean, not that attached to this. Right, because they're a food stuff. Yeah. That's what the, the Western people don't realize. This thing you fetishize as a standing for a child is in actuality in a different culture a glorified rat trap yeah or a or a version of the police that we haven't had to worry about in a hundred and fifty years that's why we you have brinks they have a fucking dog that they can also double

as a food product at any time. In case the government thinks you've had enough to eat this month. We just do it with cows. And that the reaction, exactly, the reaction to it of people wanting to get the word out that these animals are not a contagion character, a contagion possibility. It's true, has driven me insane. So they can't. I mean, that's actually not true, the science of it.

I don't know. My thinking is why take the risk. Yeah. If you got a dog, chances, if you got a dog in an apartment complex, chances are, and if you're willing to chuck it out the window because of something a guy said on TV, I'm guessing that fucking thing has barked more than once. Oh yeah. And in that case, please, chuck it. And if not, he was gonna.

He was gonna. He was gonna. If you yourself haven't barked more than once in this apartment complex, I can promise you that that dog has. I can promise you that the next person who has moved into your apartment smells the reeking stench of cat piss that is soaked into the paint into the wood into the cement and has had to suffer the indignity of the landlord saying I don't think it smells here anymore. Get your fucking wrong. Call the ghost busters to get this smell out. Get rid of them. Any excuse I'm for, I'm actually going to go further than Peter now. I will say any excuse to get rid of them.

Don't even bring it to the death truck. Let's truck it out the window. I'll send around a truck to load them up and send them to re-site for you. Anyone who's, yeah, let's see what we got here about it. However, local media outlets then reported tweaking her words into cats and dogs, can spread the coronavirus?

Let's just, let's just play it safe. God, dealer's choice. If you think, if you think they might be a carrier, you just go ahead and do whatever you want. Is this like a, it's a widespread thing? Kind of. I see it every time, every time I see anything with pets comes up, it just hits that special spot in my brain

that triggers me into a mindless opposite of euphoria. Like do you fucking understand what's going on? Over there you are. They've got people that they're dragging off to incinerators. I know. We can just fuck about the cats and dogs? Um, fingers made me this. Did you see the memes they were making of coronavirus?

Artake on the coronavirus? No. The coronavirus jokes. Let me load this up for you. LA-based comedian. This is your Twitter, I mean. Yeah, my Twitter. Oh, God, Maddox has a new video out. He did some kind of

fucked game show for college humor. I'll let me show you something. Let me show you the corona thing first. Here it is. Oh, yeah, we were talking about the coronavirus last year. Uh-huh, Yep. I'm gonna load it up on the browser here so everybody pretty great pretty great I think this is Goku. This is that over 9,000 thing. This is Goku And then you do it AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is some kind of game show. And as whatever he's wondering and what Dami Peso's points out is what is that thing on his head? That could be one of those. What do they call it? Cara Toast.

Like a Gorbachev thing? Well, I'm showing it on the video right now. Like when you're like 40, shit can start just growing, like just skin. They're like Seriously like they call it like you know say liver spots or whatever they you know, I don't know He I don't remember him having that. I don't remember him having that either But now I'm thinking what if I know what if this thing you know how he wears that hat all the time

Yeah, what if he's got some kind of like cancerous grow because he wears a hat all the time Yeah, what if he's got some kind of like cancerous growth? Cause he wears a hat all the time. Like in everything, everywhere he goes, every picture he's in, he's in that stupid hat either an eyeball hat or the galaxy hat. What if he's got some kind of like, I don't know a melanoma or cancer or something like that? Cause they you overwear hats when they have a studio.

But he's not doing it there. But he's in a studio. Yeah, they probably said, man, you look like a huge jackass wearing that right now Yeah, you got to take it off and he goes well, what about my melanoma? I Don't know sometimes there's just like skin lesions that don't lead to anything that grow like it's that Like they call the carol. No, they call it like I don't know like it's something like caratosis or something that are that are benign But they're just like these flat, you know growths. Yeah

I don't know. Do you want to watch you want to do another bonus episode and watch this video? Yeah, is it a whole I mean it's a it's a whole higher show. It's an entertainment product brought to you by the college humor people who nobody knows humor like yeah Hmm. Oh, yeah, yeah knows humor like. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're so it's amazing how eclectic the humor is in anything having to do with college. It's like,

I mean, nothing is off limits. Right? Yeah. It's amazing. I mean, it's free. It's freedom of expression. You can say anything you want in college. People are very experimental.

They're really testing the limits. Yeah. Yeah. This is a spin, spin were very experimental. They're really testing the limits. Yeah. Yeah. This is a, um, spin, spinsten made this. This is peak male performance. This is what it looks like. You've got a gumbo-induced liver spot, two delicious stint hair. Oh, God.

Sink's down into couch. Shitty posture is a power move. Uh-huh. No hair because massive brain has pushed it all out. Oh, yeah. A power crease under the pecs. Go. Go into the gym sucks, yet.

Weight, lift or physique keeps arms down at sides, to humble, to show off his gains. That's a tell of a, have you ever sat like that? I don't think so. With your arms, arms so heavy that they're pulled down by their own weight. Uh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't really pay that much attention usually. To the way you sit, not usually.

Would you be surprised if someone ever caught you sitting like this? I mean, yeah, probably. I'm leading with your knees like that. Yeah. Wrinkled pants, uh, too busy writing to hang clothes, yeah. Yeah. Shoelaces to the, oh, look, look, remember why I was talking about that in the bonus episode? Yeah. Tying your shoelaces to the oh look look remember why I was talking about that in the bonus episode Yeah tying your shoelaces to the side. He's got it because he's got them are tied on the side because he has to cross his legs to tie your shoes

Yeah, man. That's like a revelation to me. Oh happens cool. All right. Well, let's let's watch that and make fun of it on a bonus episode That'll be fun. Let's see what else I have here Dodge the bullets. Oh God, Harvey Weinstein is a biological female. Did you see about that? No, I am completely fascinated. You know, so Harvey Weinstein's stuff is coming out. And you know, my opinion has always been

that everyone's just jealous of him getting to fuck all these insanely hot girls. I don't get to fuck insanely hot girls. So we got to throw them in jail or something like that. That sounds like your opinion. Yeah. That sounds right. Here's some clips from his trial. Jessica Mann testified in Friday that Harvey Weinstein engaged in forced oral sex and raped her in early 2013 and alleged that she was in a twisted relationship with him because of her sexual inexperience. This article is fucking for real.

Yeah. We in swine scene. I'm in. I'm in no testicles. A man, tearfully described alleged incidents. She also made the bombshell claim that Weinstein doesn't have testicles and appears to have a vagina saying that she thought he was intersex the first time she saw him naked. The first time.

So she wanted to be famous so bad. Yeah, no, she went fucked what she describes as a mutant multiple times. That's crazy. I like it. So he has, but he has a dick. Oh, this is, I think this is just a woman. This has to be, is this woman shitting on a guy? Yeah. Because she's pissed at him.

Yeah, there's no truth to this, right? I mean, there's not, he hasn't ever vagina. I can't, what the fuck is this? It's just some stupid cunt who's upset that she fucked a guy and is now trying to slag off his dick to the entire world, but they're reporting this. Like it's, I mean, I guess they're reporting her claims. Yeah, he would talk very dirty to me about fantasies and things and compare me to other things. Actresses, he said we're doing kinky dirty things with him. He always wanted to film me. I never gave him permission.

He would say, do you like my dick? Yeah, he's a big permission guy, I think. Do you like my big fat Jewish dick? He claimed. The first time I saw him fairly naked, I thought he was deformed and intersex. He had extreme scarring that I didn't know. Maybe he was a burned victim.

He does not have testicles, and it appears that he has a vagina. She also claimed that he had deformed genitals. Weinstein dropped his head. He also peed on me once. She said of Weinstein who is 67. This is in court. Yeah.

This is testifying. And of course her text back to, I have this too. Let me pull up her text back to him. What in the fuck? It's so obnoxious, man. If women had dicks, can you imagine how obnoxious they would be about them all the fuck? It's so obnoxious, man. If women had dicks, can you imagine how obnoxious they would be about them all the time? They're obsessed with our dicks.

As soon as anything goes south, it's dick, dick, dick, dick, you're dick, you're dick, you're dick, you're dick, you're dick. Can you, if they had dicks, if I had a dick, yeah. And every fucking thing in their brains, everything they say is somehow related to your dick. If they had them, it would be non-stop dicks in your face all day, every day. The entire Dove ad campaign would be fat chicks with tiny penises shoving them in your face

and telling you about them to use their soap. That would be the world. I just, I just, I don't know why I pictured Melissa McCarthy, but imagine if she had a tiny penis or a big one, they would be equally as, they would be equally equally as aggressive with them. Uh, here is what, here's what she texted him, miss you big guy. I don't know if that was before or after he pissed on her. Mm. I love you, I always do, but I hate feeling like a booty call winky face. Oh, give me a fucking break.

She wanted to get back in that vagina, right? Yeah. So fucking transparent, man. It's so fucking disgusting that these, that the actresses in any way use laws that we've written for actual women who we care about do you know what I mean It should be a separate court where it's just like I'll get the fuck out of here. There's so many there's so many terrible people. Yeah Well, there you go

Man also wrote a diary like notes on her phone with one entry referring to Weinstein as her casual boyfriend. Oh, there you go Sorry, sorry, you're not famous, sweetheart. Very sorry. Um, uh, Josh DeBullet. Uh, you know, it also makes me a rage. That one, you brought in being called sir. Yeah. Um, it happens to me occasionally. Why? When was the last time you were called, sir? Uh, I can't remember the, I always take note when it is though. It's usually somebody, it's usually somebody younger,

like at a bank or something. Okay, I'll take that. That's happened, but like I still don't like it. No, I don't either. Yeah, it's, because I'm casual, like it's usually, I still get like, oh yeah, man, like I get that, like from younger, like younger get that like from young like younger you know clerks or whatever like that's what I prefer really like just talk to me like whatever yeah

like fine I think it's I don't really is like I'm not I'm not wearing a suit man yeah like you don't I know you don't get paid enough to be so uh upsequious to me like there's no need to treat me like that you're just doing the computer that I would easily do if I was allowed to do it. Exactly. I was going to the venue where we're having the 200th episode funeral. Where is it?

It's in Midtown. I'm gonna wait to announce it. I think this week. So it's gonna be a great party. I got lots of seats for everybody. We're gonna have a funeral. And I think I'm gonna make Patreons will get first crack at tickets. And anybody who wants to give a eulogy

will get very first crack at tickets. So sign up to give a eulogy for Maddox. And then I think I'm just gonna let people give eulogies up until the time we do some kind of show there. It's gonna be just gonna be a big party. I went there to go check out the venue to make sure we didn't have a repeat of the first road rage LA.

With people getting kicked in the head and doing stage dives and stuff like that. Seats. Seats turned out to be the key. Seats was the key. And I get some jack inats was the key. Yeah. And I get some jack in the box the way over there. It's like, oh yeah, can I have,

actually it was a diet coke or something like that. You give me the wrong drink. Oh, I'll get that for you, sir. Don't worry about that. I'm like, ah! I've gotten that fast food restaurants too. Is the sir necessary? I can't wait.

I've never been called sir in a 90% of the time that I have been called, sir, it has been sarcastically. Yes. It has been to stop me from what I'm doing, because I'm doing something that a sir would never do. Right. You know, like running in circles, or slapping asses,

or something like trying to climb up things, peeing in a sink, standing on countertops, peeing in sinks, that's when I got called, sir. Is either that or at the jack in the box, which I don't think I need. I don't think that you have to domain yourself in calling everybody that goes through the drive through, sir. I don't know how to stop it.

I think like, man, this is, I'm sure that you were told to do this or something, but for God's sake, please, I'm giving you, please don't ever call me, please never do that. Please don't call the menagerie of will to beasts that go through this drive-through, sir, all day. Yeah. First of all, I know that it's going to be hard for you to tell for 10% of them because it's hard for me to tell. Secondly, they don't deserve it.

Thirdly, men, most importantly, you don't deserve it. You don't have to go home with the weight of having called 1,000, 2,000, 3,000 people. Yeah, you're demeaning job. You're shit as job. I get it. You don't have to, I'm going to alleviate you of that little social contract that they have tried to inflict on you

in your corporate training meetings. Please don't. Please don't. The wealth gap is, the wealth inequality is enough as it is. You don't need to be gap is the wealth inequality is enough as it is. You don't need to be calling everyone. So anyway, here's dodge the bullet. Let me pull this up. This was a, this was some kind of a viral thing posted by a huge cunt. Maria Bittner, let me pull it up on the screen here. Here it is. You can truly dodge a bullet with men by inquiring to reschedule a first date,

day of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you seen this? No, have you guys seen this? I understand the concept. I'm sorry to concept. The day of seeing is how, and seeing how they respond. So she says, this is the day of a date.

Hey, I'm sorry to even ask this, but how do you feel about a weekend day instead of right now? We just got approval to launch a product and it's happening very quickly. This is fucking annoying. What kind of product do you need to do right now? You can launch a product like it's ready to go like half?

Everything's, how quickly can you make the launch of any product happen? I don't know. So the guy says, are you joking? I'm showered, ready to go. Oh, she sends this at 5 p.m. Oh my god. So this is... Yeah, right before.

He's supposed to pick her up at 6. Which means he has to get moving now. Now. Yeah. What a fucking bitch. before he's supposed to pick her up at six. Which means he has to get moving now. Yeah. What a fucking bitch. Are you joking? I'm showered, ready to go and had planned my day around this. Oh, that's a little much, dude.

I understand work comes first, but to pull out this late is pretty disrespectful. If you're unable, if you're unable to respect me or my time, then I'm over it. Be well and then he's got a black peace sign. Peace. Now, do you think that means he's black? Because some people throw the black ones out ironically.

Yeah, no I don't think she's the type that would respond to like an ironic person. No, I think I would say most likely he's black. Most likely he's black. I think so too. Here's the other part of it that I wanted to comment on. Here's the other, you know, the other, the other cat ladies were way in on it a while.

Here we go. Yeah, here it is. I'm so on her side, he shouldn't want to force her into a date when she has work commitments That's welcome to dating after college dude What analysis what an idiot? What an idiot this is the world for young men who are trying to date a Any woman with any kind of career who considers herself the most valuable player in a machine

where she is less than a cog, probably not even attached to any machinations that power the machine. This is the woman, the recent college graduate, the height of the meritocracy in females who commits herself to working 120 hours a week forever, like a 50s housewife who is so committed to her job that she will explain away any abuse, any lack of reciprocity, any meaningful human interaction in her life, she will readily line up to be lobotomized if her husband, the fucking start up that she works for, or whatever stupid cause, is currently

determining every action in her life and filling every hour of her dance card, readily submit to it. Did she apologize anywhere in that text? No. Here, I'll load it up again. Did she apologize anywhere in that text? No. Here, I'll load it up again. Hey, I'm sorry to even ask so sorry, but how do you feel about it? What do you mean, how do I feel about it?

Yeah. How do you feel? Yeah, right. How the fuck was you? Obviously, obviously this is a bit of a simp answer on his part. I mean, he's got more than three lines here. Okay. But holy fuck, as hard as it is to get a chick to show up for anything, having to compete

with the fantasy that they're valuable at work is a constant frustration. This is a, this is a, this is a dampened answer from what the guy wants to give from about 10,000 to one, of course. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Seeing the village of women coming out and defending this sick and slavish devotion to a company over an actual human being

is very frustrating for me. It's the virtue signaling of women of showing how hard of workers they are for absolutely no reason and no one who's asking. Do you know what I mean? I do. I don't know if I have anything to say about it

as other than that. It's why the old system worked. I don't wanna come off like a misogynist. It's why the men at work, women at home system worked, and why intermingling the two has problems. Because men, your job is like your wife. Your second wife, right? Yeah, they're always looking to fuck around on your wife.

Oh, you're always looking for an angle to try to get away with shit that you're not supposed to be doing, right? Then our saving, men will save up their shits to shit at work. That's how into, that's how adversarial that relationship is, right? Yeah, you get, yeah, you shit on company time.

Yeah, women on the other hand, are loyal and devoted to whatever relationship that they're in in a different way They would never save a woman would never save up to a shit to shit at work, right? She would shit at home. I Don't is that sexist of me to say? Uh, I Don't think so. I don't think that sex. I don't think that. Yeah. I don't think women are just gonna disagree with me on that

They're not they're not proud of shit saving up their shit. No, I don't think women are just gonna disagree with me on that. They're not they're not proud of Saving up their shits. No, I'm kidding. It worked. I think bragging about it. It's been well established on the show too with its history that you you're not in any way a Massage-ness so right, you know, thank you Massage is a dirty word here. It's a disaster. This is a this is a fucking disaster that I celebrate at all. Oh, yeah It comes off the support of it comes off like any mind change, no matter, like you could extrapolate this further. It could be for a way less legitimate reason. Like just, oh, you know what? Like I, my, I had like a button broke and all of us.

So, you know, I could, we're gonna have to like do this tomorrow. It's like, yeah, I'm totally, he shouldn't force her into going, well, so you know, I could pull out. We're gonna have to like do this tomorrow. It's like, yeah, I'm totally, he shouldn't force her into going out with a, you know, if one of her, if one of her buttons popped off her favorite pair of jeans, it just seems like people will jump in to defend whims. Like any, yeah, whims, whims. You're living on a whim now. Yeah. Abs, the plans mean absolutely nothing.

Literally anything could have happened. A nebulous project that started, which doesn't even matter because they do this all the time. I think it's just a general bitching about women and their flakiness that I'm doing. I got other stuff here. Misogyny free. Misogyny free.

Let me see if Kimball's there. Wanna talk to him. Yeah. What have you done, Maxwell? Hey, Kimball, are you there? Hello. Can you hear me? Yeah. Are you good? Let me tell you. Tell me the story. Your band from your college radio. Whoops. Yeah. I had a little too much fun again. How did you get on college radio? Is what I want to know. much fun again. How did you get on college radio is what I want to know. You'd be surprised how low the standards are, especially at this university in particular, because in Romans, fucking tanking here. Oh, why? Because it fucking sucks here. Who wants to go to a city school in their Fargo? Fuck just, yeah. I'm transferring at the end of the year anyways.

Like my, my apathy is going through the roof. through the roof. I just don't give a shit now. Last time you emailed me was because you got written up for doing something on the air, right? Yeah, last time I did, what was the last time? I actually sent you a clip. So last time I got in trouble for playing a clip on my show. I do bumpers. I had a certain

Argentinian retard to record some clips for me. Black. It's talking about black. Yeah, okay. Okay. The only sense. Yeah, I think context like Kimball resistance. So I was waiting up for the clip that he's going to play in a second. Okay, here you go.

If you receive in this transmission, you are the resistance. That was it. So that, yeah, that was it. That was it. Initially, that was the first, that got me written up the first time. What the fuck? Why? What did they write?

Yeah, I got to know the reason. Who is this person who would write up someone for that? The advisor, like, like, like, he works for the school. I think he's like an IT guy or some shit, but he's like the advisor for the student group that runs the radio show. And I, he seems very, very concerned with covering his ass and not getting in trouble. Right. And so that, that was enough to get me written up in the first place. And so I initially said, all right,

if you guys are gonna be fucking, I'm not gonna say that word. If you guys are gonna act like this with my content, if you're gonna try and police what I'm trying to say, I'm just gonna fucking leave. Like I don't need to do some shitty radio show on college. Like, I'll just, radio's a dying medium in general. Yeah, I don't need to

do it on YouTube fucking do this. Yeah, you're an artist. Yeah, you're doing do on do on D. Live. Get all those lemons. Okay, they're like, no, please, please stay. We think you talented like they said they wouldn't uh, they said they wouldn't try and police my content more. Oh, yeah. And so I'm like, all right, I'll give you guys another chance. Did you have to read an apology for this resistance thing? Like was there any consequences? Yeah.

They, oh, I forgot the best part. They wanted me to write up a satire tag to put on front of my show and after I read my show. Oh, what did that say? I don't know. They said they were gonna write up for me. And they just fucking never did because this thing is run by idiots who don't know, they said they were gonna write it up for me. And they just fucking never did because this thing is run by idiots who don't know.

They really don't care. Like they don't, it takes them like a week to respond to an email. They care about the wrong stuff. It seems more than likely they care about the bottom line, they care about making the university happy than actual for you to freedom freedom or anything like that? Well, welcome to fucking life, unfortunately.

I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy how schools become a company. How schools have all been behind corporations. They don't know. They're not all worried about their brand. Oh, they take, yeah. For sure. Yeah, go ahead, Kimball.

And so I come back to do my show this week and like, all right, cool. I'll just do an hour show real quick and talk about the coronavirus. And that was a big mistake. That's racist. You can't talk about it without being racist. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's racist.

Now, did you fucking see Trump put together a panel on how to deal with the virus and CNN's take on it was that there's it's not diverse enough. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me try to pull it up. It's racist too. If a Chinese person comes up and throws, if a Chinese person gets off a flight from Wuhan in the airport and walks over to you and throws up in your mouth, it's racist for you to be

upset about that. That's, I think that's what they're taking. Look, like you just, what, too much, it's, I think that's what they're taking. Look, like you just, what, two months, it's been like this. No, it's coming, there's nothing racist about that. Like it's coming from where the problem is. Here, here, here, coronavirus task force.

Another example of Trump's administrations lack of diversity. Look at this. This is the first thing on their mind when they're facing a global pandemic that was probably, that was a hybrid of SARS and AIDS that China built specifically to murder people. Oh, no. I know you believe that now.

They found DNA or whatever it is, RNA, like they found sequences in it that don't occur naturally in SARS viruses, in coronavirus, from AIDS. I have not researched this strain. You gotta go on the truth sites, like I do. Yeah, I'm sure you're right. That's what you're trying to do.

Yes. That's your thought. The first thing that comes to mind is Trump's task force. Well, there's not enough, there's not enough alphabet people in there. Anyway, Kim, keep going. So the show, they actually said it was one comment I made in particular, which is, so at one point during the show,

two students who are both fucking crackers, by the way, walk by the studio. Easy. I make a little comment. I whisper into the mic, oh shit, there's like, two people walking by the studio right now. It must be Chinese assets coming to kill me to shut me up. And so a student wrote into the radio saying

that comment in particular was me being racist. No. That, you didn't make Chinese. That could be any race at all. Well, you didn't, he said Chinese assets, right? As in the Chinese. Yeah, but as assets, sure, as buys, as work, yeah, as in working for they could, they wouldn't send, they would send white people. Yeah.

They send people who look like you, Kimmel. Can you think Chinese are stupid? They would send a bunch of Chinese after you. Of course, they're going to be racist. If you're going to lose a super virus, maybe they are pretty fucking dumb. Uh, so they, what do they do? They called you in and read you a complaint. They called me in and they gave me like this like fucking laundry list of reasons they're attacking together. It was obviously what they've wanted me gone for a while and they think this is just like the straw that broke the camel's back.

They're like, oh, you're not putting the fucking music in the right program we want you to. And you made the music director uncomfortable and like fine fucking done like if you guys are gonna be Cry babies like this like just fuck off. Do you have an audience? What's your what's your show? What's your show? What's your show? What's your show? What's your show? What's your show? Yeah? What did you say? Well, I said do you is it like a just a like a topical show? Do you have like a four-hour block or something? I was reading. I was like I or Play music and then I talk about whatever the fire I talk about I change through the week I do a bit about I talk about milk how good it is for you very tasty stuff. Yeah

Let's do a little bit about your milk bit anything so it was I was saying is real people will people miss you Yeah, let's hear your music. There's like 2,500 liquid calories in a gallon milk. It's like, you'd like eat all day for that. It's very delicious stuff. Mm-hmm. And then you're gonna somebody heaven, he drinks a gallon a day because it's chocolate, cow steroids so he can lift better.

Oh, that's funny content. Yeah. Yeah. You know what, that's very epic stuff. This, the stuff that didn't want on ampersumries. I don't know, I don't know what they didn't want. Oh. I don't even what that is. Very epic stuff. This, the stuff that didn't want on ampersumries, I don't know, I don't know what they didn't want. Oh. You're still in more.

I don't even know how you live. I don't, you specifically you, Kimball. I don't know how you live in the world the way it is. Where you are, I can, like you can't even exist without being a racist. Getting, like you cannot use the facilities that you're, at your for-profit college. If the facilities that you're at your for profit, uh, college state.

If the state college she was, I think I was talking to Nick about this. Yeah. And do you want to say what college is all these people that are named? Well, he said he state college up around Fargo, right? Yeah. Oh, shit. What have I done? Okay.

What was Nick's in? Uh, he didn't say much. What did you say they didn't likely have the authority to do? Did you just take a fucking? Shit, what have I done? Okay, what was Nick's in? He didn't say much. What did you say they didn't likely have the authority to do with me? Did you just take a fucking, I don't feel like fighting it because if they don't want me there I don't want to fucking deal with there than like crying about what I say every week. Are you smoking weed right now? I heard a fucking van. I'm vapin' bro, I got hit by that nick hit while I'm on air.

Oh, gotcha. I'm jealous. I'm you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I'm showing you my, I'm starting to get the shakes. Well, I'm sorry that you got canceled, Kimville. Yeah, that's a good program. Don't come to school and north Dakota people. It's a bad place. I just don't know where people are going to get their milk related info from now on.

You got to know what's up. Yeah. There's a bunch of people who aren't going to be able to lift. I love Kimball's flat-er. Kimball's stuff. It goes around trying to argue with people that they're at this flat. Yeah, and they just melt down. They don't know how to. Well, that's why they don't know idea why they think it's round.

Yeah. Actually, when I was still at the radio, I tried to email one of the, where they like, what the, what the fucking like dumb like stem lab coagfagots were like uh- Yep, disavow. I tried to email with professors like, hey, do you want to come on my show and talk about flat earth and he like wrote this like bitch your email reply saying like, oh, whenever you discuss flat earth, it usually just devolves into an argument and no one really gets

anything from it. Well, that's on you, you idiot. You're the scientist. You're supposed, you're supposed to be educating people. It's your fucking job. It's what it's your literally, literally your job is to do the problem is to fix the problem you're describing. You pompous asshole. Uh, anyway, this shit like this is why I think we overpaid teachers. They, they, they, they need to cut their fucking salaries.

And this is outrageous. Yeah, they would do it for free. I mean, the ones who actually loved the children and the ones who actually wanted to have sex with them would stay. That's what we would, that's what we would get. Then we just really had to concentrate on which was which. Yeah. That's another thing you're not allowed to talk about.

You can't talk about Jeffrey Epstein on the radio, either. Oh, you can't? No, I got in trouble for that too. And I got in trouble for another class because I did. I don't want anything in my mildly controversial. Epstein freely molested children. I don't think he cares what some state sponsored college radio DJ is saying about him. I guess not all. He's not. Well, he's dead. Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter. Or is he? What did you say?

I hope he's not. What did you say about Epstein? I would always talk about Epstein. I'll give updates on the show. And then a more specific incident on the campus involving it. Well, I lately have been going on campus and putting up these pictures of Epstein with that they have texts that say Google Jeffrey Epstein on it around campus and I've been chased by this ahead of the student senate for doing it.

Chase? Chase with me. Yeah, he literally chased me. He fucking ran after me. They're getting me to stop. I got it. I want footage of that so bad. I want to see the look on Kimmel's face is he's just fucking laughing and He like shouted after us. He was like get back here like thinking like oh

We're gonna listen to some students and it lose there like oh, yeah, oh, I'll stop running. Yeah. Oh, sorry Why do they want you? They're so used to the rules. They think everyone will just follow them see that's what's happening to me Yeah, what'd you say, Kimball? No, I was just agreeing with Sean, like it's like, yeah, it's, yeah. All right. Well, do you want to plug anything where you could, where your pirate radio station is or anything like that? Yeah, you can follow me on Twitter at like, Lyser Guide for 20. Sure. That's easy. Check out. America first hosted by Nicholas J. Fuentes. It's a good show. She is.

Yeah, that's, hey, what do you think of his cat boy thing? I think he's just kind of fucking with people. I don't really care about it, but what do you think of his cat boy fetish? Yeah, cat boys are epic. Anyone who says otherwise is a seething peto. That's what I thought. Okay. Thank you, Campbell.

You got anything that makes you ready? We have some things to Google. Yeah, just bootlicking losers who think that they're middling Okay, thank you, Kimball. You got anything that makes you ready? We have some things to Google. Yeah, just bootlicking losers who think that their middling university job is more important than creative freedom, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, thanks for having me on. Yeah, see you, buddy.

See you. Good luck. Good luck out there. Oh, man. Poor Kimball. He's hanging in there. He's a funny guy. He's keeping his soul, keeping it real. He's keeping it real. Yeah.

He's keeping it real. These bitches, their lives are caving because they got a new project. Can't sell all my plans! I can't do anything! I can't go out and have dinner with a man while I have this new project! I can't, I just can't, I can't take it! People are throwing cats and dogs out the window. I have a new project I need to develop. I'm in charge of the Catalina fucking wine mixer.

I don't have time to have dinner with you. Mm-hmm. Well then I'd fall in love and I have to pick between having kids or my career. And that's just too, too big a decision to make on short notice. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

How you gonna piece yourself? All right, I hate to even ask this. She knew what she was doing was country. Why she phrased it like that. I know, yeah. Yeah. Hey, Jack, I mean, I'm gonna get JF on here. Hey, Jack, I thought I'd email you since I can't stop laughing at all the impotent

neckbeard rage these last couple of weeks. Yeah, I mean, I thought it was entertaining too. This has got to be about men, right? I don't know. You know what I found that was weird. It was not the rage. So the internet kind of comes at you in the shadows, right? Like there's just, yeah, endless people and faces. Everybody's getting banned all the times. You don't know who's who. One of the guys who really hated Riley and meant I gradually whittled him that I took the effort to engage in a conversation like what do you mean by this? What do you mean by this? It turned out he was the boyfriend of modern Medusa and was pissed because he was unsatisfied with her last call in and blamed

Riley because he didn't properly prepare her, but who was also disrespectfully talking about Keon with hers or something, it turned out to be a thing. So, he's bringing a lot of shit to the table. I was like, man, you got a lot of girl there. Just don't do what you're doing. Stop doing what you're doing. Just bow out. It's not what you're talking about.

It's not important. You got pussy at home, stop making it as a big deal. I wanted to follow up on what you said about people losing their shit at your giving advice and also the recent pathetic attempt at payment, at drama over payment. I've always had a problem making big changes until recently, listening to your show.

Thanks to you, I made two big moves after one after a shitty breakup, one after that when the new place sucked and I'm about to move again, because where I moved is great, but too expensive and crowded. I used to not know how to drive because I was afraid of getting into accidents. I got tired of not being mobile after my first big move, but a car and finally just taught myself how to drive. And I've been kicking myself since I didn't get into it sooner.

Driving is fucking awesome. Okay, good. Did you get a license? Fuck, don't fuck. Got a car. Tom, self to drive license. That's not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing.

I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing.

I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna be a good thing. I'm not gonna offered a place to stay. Wow. I got an idea. I didn't think he had that good thing he had that car.

He got in a wreck. He's always worried he'd get in a wreck. He got in a wreck. I didn't read this all the way through. I think we ruined this guy's life. I got in a wreck and I got a much better car out of it out of total luck. Soon I'll be moving state over to go get trained

and work as a white, water river rafting guide. Cause I was looking for new work and stumbled into an add. What an adventure, cool. The whole time I was living out of my car, my mom kept bugging me to come home, but I refused, because I'm not a fucking quitter.

I made this move for better or worse, and to be honest, I've come out on top. Life is way more interesting. It's cool. It's more interesting and time to come. Thanks to you in your show. I learned that I was going down a path of Maddox, howling impotently at the world that gipped me.

But in reality, it was my inability to act and being so focused on the details and the planning that I missed. Yeah, of course, for the trees. He's, I think he's exactly right. I should have just acted and then dealt with the consequences that's so much more interesting than just making grand plans and never executing

because the plan has to be perfect. So also taught me something else. Never fucking stop. I've finally gotten over this stupid idea of making everything into some epic Star Wars shit and shifted my thinking to how it's all just life and I can either be engaged or rot away wishing I had lived better while trying to do

that one defining thing. Oh yeah, fuck that. Yeah man, I think he's right on. Thanks for all the hilarious ranching and continue to go fuck yourself until you pay Z tier orbiters. Oh, they're 50 bucks. They worked so hard for I do feel bad about going in on pays and crews and phase so much. But I mean, I don't know. What are you, what are you supposed to do? I like them. I appreciate them, but don't fucking tell, don't, don't, don't bitch about money in public. You got a invoice. Just send it to me. fucking tell don't don't bitch about money in public you got a invoice just send it to me

paid smiley his hundred bucks um this from hurt hawk dick and shan i just wanted to reach out and say how much i appreciate you sharing and promoting the go fund me for that airman that lost his wife recently oh yeah remember that yeah uh it reached i think it reached they hit their goal i think it reached, they hit their goal. I think it reached like 12,000. Let me see. Oh, great. Yeah. That's at 11,000. It was at 7,000 when we talked about it.

So thanks everybody who donated. I see a lot of people. Great. A lot of TDS people, a lot of names I recognized. Nick gave, Nick Rikita gave less than me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, just so, just so everyone knows that in case you were wondering. I wanted to share a short story of the impact it had than me. Oh yeah. Yeah, just so, just so everyone knows that in case you're wondering. I wanted to share a short story of the impact it had on me.

When I went to the GoFundMe's page and looked at the pictures, my heart broke. Okay. First, because anytime a hot young broad dies, that's a travesty. Second, because of the shirt the airman was wearing in one of the pictures. He was wearing a shirt from the Defense Language Institute or DLI. DLI is a military training facility located in

Monterey, California. It's where all the services send their personnel to learn foreign languages, usually with no prior knowledge or any experience with their assigned language. Classes are seven hours a day in your target language. While you also juggle normal military duties, I guess that's like the penis slapping and ball stuff that my hunch I was talking about. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, those are a couple of duties that I think that's all branches of service engage in.

Uh, right. It can be intensive and grueling experience to say the least. It happened. I happen to be a DLI graduate. In fact, while searching for ways to de-stress during my training, I turned to podcasts. It's podcasts. It was a DLI that I discovered the biggest problem. I got hooked and I've been a loyal listener ever since.

DLI is also where I met and married my beloved wife. Wow. Shared experience, especially hardship is a powerful thing. Seeing a couple, a young couple, so full of hope and potential standing right where my wife and I just stood a half a decade ago was enough to thaw my cold and stingy heart. Thanks, Dick and Sean, for your part in helping to take care of a fellow DLI grad, very respectfully hurt Hawk. P.S., I have reason to believe his wife had information that could have led to the arrest

of Hillary, Rodham Clinton. Wow, I didn't even think about that. He might be right about that. Let's see if JF is here. Let's get JF. There he is. JF, are you there, man? Yes.

What's up, buddy? How are you doing? I'm doing excellence. It's an honor to be here. It's an honor to have you on the show. My man, I'm pulling up your Twitter right now. You are for people who don't know you. That's me. Yeah, Sean, you are the funniest way, I think the funniest way to see you for the first time is when the Ralph Rattort got kicked off of YouTube

and the Wall Street Journal wrote that big hit piece about how he's a hate monger and a Nazi and the alt-right. They used a giant picture of you on the front of that article. Who? A JF, yeah. Do you remember that? Absolutely. I'm the one who survives the censorship at Thames and all of my soldiers died beside

me. Yeah. You're still on YouTube, but it was Wall Street Journal, Face of the alt-right, neo-nazis, et cetera, and just a giant shot of your face. How do you deal with that? How does that feel to be on the Wall Street Journal as a face of the alt-right? Well, I may be shocked if it wasn't that I've planned

and intended out of it. I'm an expert at making people believe that I'm an evil person. Oh really? Absolutely. How do you do that? I mean, let this are so easy to trigger that you can make them believe that you're a neo-nazi and this is what I specialize in. Yeah, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, Yeah, how, how, how? I'm not. Oh, how? Well, you just talk about questions related to the Jewish people to

who have you abored out of these questions. I would probably do it. They are obsessed with, did you see that recent thing? Some law passed recently that says, like, is like more money for Holocaust education? Yeah. And I'm thinking I really think we're at peak Holocaust education. It's, it's what definitely one of the most covered topics in history, in history, like

when I was growing up, I mean, yeah, we were. And it's so much worse now. Like we learned about it every fucking year, the same thing and continued to learn it. It's like you can get out of school, public education, but somehow every year you still have to go to some kind of remember the Holocaust class. Yeah. I don't think it's not going to be forgotten. Well, I think they're worried that Harry Potter

will start eclipsing the Holocaust references. Like more people, as there's more and more women start referencing Voldemort and Harry Potter and struggles and political struggles, Hitler will be forgotten. That's interesting. You got to think about it from a marketing perspective. They're racing against very powerful. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Voldemort is, yeah, he's the parallel. I mean, really, they're both Cinderella stories. That's why the Soviet Union's deaths, that's why Mao's deaths are not interesting. The holomodor, whatever it is, 50 million people killed, China, 50 million people killed, way bigger than the Holocaust, right? But Hitler was in, and its core, the Holocaust is a Cinderella story, a guy who came from nothing and only had his own tenacity

and beliefs to propel him to the top. Even though evil, right? Evil on the, so it's still a Cinderella story. Yeah, it's the, right. It is a Cinderella story. Anyway, J's the right. It is a Cinderella story. Anyway, J.F. Why did you want to call in? I think you had some advice for a virgin.

Well, I heard that people had problems getting women here on the show, including Dick Masterson. And I wanted to give a couple of tips, starting with perhaps a change of the Twitter image, which makes you look very ridiculous. Oh, my Twitter image. Well, he's a very ridiculous person. Yeah, I've got Jerry Lewis from the comedian.

Yes, I've got that as my Twitter profile. I see. I don't think any, you know, there's a lot of people who are not gonna know that reference. I know, I know. They think it's actually me. Okay. What other tips do you have for the virgins and for me?

Oh, well, I mean, I don't, essentially, you need the coins. You need money and that's really all you need. I was hearing the case of the girl who said, I can't go to your stuff because I have a meeting. I have a product launch, that's a bullshit. She's just not interested in nothing you. You think so? Because you don't have bitcoins. Oh, because you don't have bitcoins.

Okay. How do you signal? So you only day women who respect bitcoins? Well, no, you have bitcoins as a male and then you have to get them out in the form of the currency that the woman will accept. Now, if you want to go international, that's where Bitcoin is useful. You can convert it to any currency so that the female will respond with attraction and orgasm. Hey, orgasms. Okay.

Traction and orgasms. Have Bitcoin times. I mean, this is scientifically demonstrated. The level of wealth of the men actually increases the chances of orgasm, independent of beauty or stuff like this. Is that true? Explain this to the women you speak with? Like before you have sex. I'm not a man to explain stuff to women. Yeah. In fact, that's why I had to leave academia because I was tired of where first being told by administrators that I had to follow courses on how not to read. And on the other end, at the same time, I'm not interested in teaching to women. Wait, you were in academia.

What were you in academia? Oh, absolutely. I'm an expert in biology in the emergence of life and biology and brain surgery I'm an IE qualified expert with a postdoc at Duke University I left academia after the end of my post-doctoral studies What I remain very knowledgeable in the genesis of life, the emergence of RNA viruses and DNA viruses. I actually didn't know that. Oh yeah.

Yeah, wow, that's impressive. If you knew that, you would have never had him on. Yeah, I would have been such a jackass. Wait, can you, can you, do you agree with me that the coronavirus is, was made by the Chinese as a way to eliminate Taiwan or the protesters. Do you agree with me that it's a fake virus? Well, the most recent data to come on are the inserts that are extremely HIV-like and that is extremely solid.

What it leads me to think is that because the inserts are numerous, there's four of them. That being said, these inserts are common, and they are found in other life forms. So there's something in nature that makes the viruses converge toward this. So it could still be natural selectionly being to this virus, simply how to random, resembling HIV.

But I'm giving it a 50% chance that this is a Chinese insert guy who was just tired and he did a super virus. He tricked, he manipulated the current virus to make it into something better. Yeah. So 50, 50 chance that it was manufactured by the Chinese like global warming. Or by a rogue lab guy. Yeah, well, actually laboratories across the world are doing exactly that. They are switching parts of the virus to test if,

for example, the scientists may ask, well, is the hook of the HIV efficient if I put it on a current of virus? This is done on an everyday basis in laboratories across the world. And this is exactly what I see when I look at the virus genome. It's stunning. It looks like something that I would do as part of research. Yeah, it's fascinating. I mean, it does make sense. I mean, you're, yeah, you want to see how they react to certain things and what can, yeah, so it could have been, could have been natural selection, could have been, could have been cut together. So everybody's just cutting these things to get everybody's cutting

these mix tapes together all the time anyway. So eventually it will be made no matter what, like not even nefariously just kind of, that's just what they do. Wow. Yeah, I don't nature will find a way there or a scientist nature in this case, but anyways, there's too much people on this planet and that's what we have to face. Our new lifestyle, our modern lifestyle, is unsustainable. There will be viruses rising and taking the opportunity for their own reproduction. Yeah, what do you think is gonna happen with this one? Like the Chinese central bank I saw is gonna dump in

like $200 billion or something like that because it's obviously a hundred thousand, obviously a couple million deaths is probably gonna hurt their economy. How many people have actually died? 200? Something like that? 200. Yeah, the most recent count is 305 and we have 14,600 total confirmed

But those are confirmed I leak confirmed in reality. It's probably two or three times that at least Yeah, so we're talking about probably 60,000 people right now having it. It's the it's the quickest rise I've seen in any sort of rise of a newly tracked virus. It's worrying. And it seems to kill mostly old people, so it's not so worrying if you're in good health. But it's going to be millions of death. And it also turns off people. This couldn't have happened at a better time for Trump, who is at war economically with China. Not China is in big trouble with this. And it's not going to look good for their stock market and everything.

No, the Trump thing is the Trumps pardon it is hilarious to me. Like everybody who was complaining about the trade war for whether or not it would have worked if it had just played out the way, Trump. Like I think the tariffs are great because we haven't been fighting back forever, you know? And they're the ones that have to make the shit. Like they need us more than we need them. You know what I mean?

But for them to then get hit by a biblical plague at the same time, running into the election. Like how could you fucking, what else, what could you ask for? Life is about timing. It really is and there's so much chance to it. Yeah. Life.

What were you saying, comedy is about location. Do you know that? Comedy is always about location. Yeah. Real estate is about that time. Yeah, real estate is about timing. Did you say millions of deaths? Did I hear that phrase? I might have said that. Well, I expect millions of infections. Yeah.

The death counts. I think may rise to several tens of thousands. It will depend on the behavior of Western nations and whether their trick really works. I mean, we've come turns, SARS. We've come turned, the virus, in the sense that it never really got to us. And so it's possible, but this virus has the characteristics that make me fear that any attempt at stopping its spread will not work. It's just too long of an incubation time, too weak. It's been a long time.

Wow. And people are just getting turned away. They're like, well, you don't show a temperature and we can't really keep you. Two weeks. Wow. Wow. And people are just getting turned away. They're like, well, you don't show a temperature and we can't really keep you for two weeks. Hey, Paul, how you doing? Come on over. The ice-up. That's fascinating.

No, go ahead. Why did you have him on? Because it wasn't for this. You didn't know shit. It was for the Virgin stuff. I didn't know the Virgin stuff. I like J.M. I like everything J.M.

I got to his. You know, I only talked to him one time on the heel stream where I thought I apologize. I thought it was someone calling in and doing an impression of you because your voice was so specific. So I was busting their balls because I didn't know what actually was you. I thought it was just someone goofing on you. And I was shit faced drunk. I don't know if you remember that. I don't remember that. Okay. Do you have our very, our very beautiful news girls in the studio. Hi, Paul. Hi, here's the news. If you want to give it a read, we are currently speaking with a virologist and

a biologist. How do you have never pronounced your name out loud? J.F. J.F. J.F. I mean, your last name. I don't know. Do you have any? Yeah, you have any. Do you have any takes on biology in all your wisdom? I'm light on the stats and high on the gut when it comes to men and women and maybe society as a whole that you want to give us.

Yeah. I mean, the current situation of men is terrible, it's freaking horrible. We have evolved to have some form of authority in the cup, but we've imposed this authority with some sort of violent, really violent threat, not so much violence, practice, but at least to be the strong man in the home controlling everything. And we live in a very unfortunate world in which we have disarmed everything made related, but we have let female abusers rise, and we have no criminal persecution of them. We have no holding them to account. So it's a very asymmetric world for men.

They will have to endure the terrible behavior of women without being able to reply. Yeah, that Johnny Depp, what's Sean, you're smiling. I'm just mesmerized by his voice. And his cadence and delivery. Do you need a green card, JF? Sean, we're probably marrying you right now. You've seduced him like Gerard De Pardeau.

In terms of, yeah, gay couple, I'm nothing interested. I'm okay gay, gay couple, I'm not interested. I'm not either. He's playing hard to gay. What do you think about gay couples? Get the fuck out of here. Hello. Jay, what do you think about gay couples? They're current partnerships that I'm in. me from truly coming thing about gay couples,

but I would just say that it is non-reproductive in terms of sex and therefore I'm not interested in it. Okay, so you're one of those guys, society, big picture guys. What you're saying about female abusers is interesting in light of that amber herd stuff that just came out. Did you see that, Sean? Where it turns out she was really, really tuning up Johnny Depp, that he was basically like a battered housewife.

Yeah. Am I reading that right? Do you know anything about that, Paul? Yeah, I was actually re-embeying it last night. Yeah. Didn't like seeing the pictures of the finger though. Yeah, I remember those finger picks. I know, yeah.

The first time. There are definitely battered husbands out there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Let me see, your camera's not showing up of course. Let me take a, what were you saying about the finger now? Oh yeah, apparently she cut off his finger tip or something like that and then there's pictures

of like a cigarette burn on the inside of its face. And she's making fun of him in the recorded audio. And he's such a pussy for, and he's not gonna do shit. Yeah, and he's like, you start physical fights. And she's just like, what, I didn't punch you. I hit you. And it's like, okay, that makes difference. And nothing's gonna happen. Nothing will ever happen to, like, people are parading around the internet saying,

like, oh, well, you know, it's actually just as bad what she did. Like, you think she gives a fuck? She doesn't fucking care. This is a full-blown psychopath going around joining one of thousands, thousands of them going around just doing whatever they want, kicking the shit out of men on the reg. That's crazy. And there is no way to stop it. Roving gangs of women kicking the shit out of men everywhere. They're out after dark. We have nothing. We have nothing in place to stop it.

Don't walk down that alley, man. I hear stilettos. You see the flashes of their Instagrams coming out of a dark alley. Yeah, you know, not to stay away from there. No, yeah. Find a black guy and hold on to him for dear life if it's the middle of the night. You find yourself alone in Hollywood. Right. Roving gangs of thoughts will kick the shit out of you.

What else you got, JF? What else do you think about? I don't know. I've seen this Johnny Depp story. It's very illustrative of the current state of men. There's nothing in our society that holds women accountable. We don't evolve for this. We evolve to fight amongst men about who will put who and gel.

But there's really no reason to put a female in gel in evolution. You want to worst case scenario if she's really unlivable with. You want to inject sperm in her and then run Hey, man brother That's one of the one of laugh one of the great sound bites this show has produced right there Is he wrong if she's really Intolerable you just got a inject her with that fucking sperm and then split. He's just saying what we're all thinking, Sean. Good God.

Yeah, okay. What else do you think? I could listen to your takes all day. Well, I have to say, I'm saying these takes and it's out of learning because I've grown into what I am right now, but I wasn't an idealist. I hate that society is that way. I wish that society would be accepting a man who says I want to take responsibility and I want to have my share of the parental signal in two children, but that's not what we have. We have given a woman vote about 80 years ago, progressively,

in Western civilization. And we have transformed the state into an apparatus to kidnap babies from parents. And you guys were talking about the oppression, moral oppression in universities. This is terrible, and it's bad for young men developing developing and that's why I don't want any party in it anymore It is very we've taken the father and his contribution to child education and we've We've publicized it by making it a state job through forced public schools and Oppression in public schools and now currently the moral peritonism rise of the left in universities and it's going to get worse. It is a very anti-ithero-sexual attitude that is developing because one of the important aspect of ethero-sexual parenting is the father brings a unique take for the children. There's something that the father teaches about the world. That female can't. And it's about the toughness of the world. It's about competitivity.

And it's about realization. And we don't get this anymore. So, a child gets fully oppressed in his entire 18 first years of life. Then he comes into the free market and he's run over by a truck and emotionally abused. Yeah. And he hates women too. Like not, I mean, a little bit. You get told every day that what you're doing is fucked by, I mean, so if every year you go to school, a woman is there telling you shit to do just because it's written on

the board. So you build up this weird resentment about it, about women, I think our schooling system has bred or educated and entire generations of dysfunctional men. I just think who don't respect women, who don't respect women because they only see them as authority figures throughout their entire childhood.

Like the pinch. I mean, I do. The pendulum always seems to swing way too far the other way when you say it's been like this for okay, now we got to go as far away from. It's like that it's a bowling alley with with with bumpers in the lanes, but it's but it's a kilometer wide. So you're saying you know it's a year's school will look like the Thunderdome and I'll be in charge of it.

We can only, dick, we can only, we can only hope. Yeah, it is, it is so unfortunate. I look at my girlfriend as a teacher and I think, well, I mean, you could just take 10, he totally hates her. Hater, you could just, authority figure, you could just take 10, I just behave badly all the time.

Right, he's just, he's fighting. He doesn't go outside when he bangs the erasers. You know, he just he erases the board. I eat pens constantly. I just think, look, you could just take 10 kids and the parents could pay you what they're paying the government to do it. And you just train, like you just teach them, it's so much more, it would be so much better. The whole system would be better. I don't know. All the way back to post slavery where when, even post slavery, like you wanna talk about the inner city, where recently freed slaves were in charge of their own education, and the literacy rate went from like zero to 50%.

That's how much people care about educating their children, and that drive has been totally destroyed by the companies that profit from the public education. That's a really, that's actually a really interesting take. Yeah. So, and then you go to LAUSD especially, and it's just a building of men who would fail in the real world behaving like jackasses

and spending money that they didn't have to earn. And you think, well, yeah, anyway, I don't know if you have any thoughts on that, too. Absolutely. And you have to see the evolutionary forces that play here. There has never been in our entire evolutionary history, a public system of education that teaches to young boys that they should cut their balls literally.

This is the first time it happens in seven million years of human history. You can ask yourself, what the fuck is happening here? And it's quite simple. The teaching signal was given by parents to genetically related children. There was an evolutionary force that kept its quality because the parents were invested in the success genetically of their children. Right now the teacher at school is in it for the money. He's in it to make his own children.

He has no interest in teaching. And they make it to the sexual morals to the children there. He can ruin their lives. He can tell them, go change your sexual organ. I think you might be of the other sex. And there's no pressure against it. How often is that happening? sexual organ, I think you might be of the other sex, and there's no pressure against it.

How often is that happening? How often are you watching the news? I just see, I think they sell ads on that stuff. I don't know, I don't know. All right, Jeff, go ahead. If LGBT behaviors have reached up to 10% of people identifying queer trends, then there is a major impediment on heterosexual life and it comes among other things. Well, you guys are fucking blew it.

You guys blew it. You had all the chance in the world and you fucking blew your society. It's time for the queers to take over. Go ahead, my son. I was going to say, don't you think as far as like, you know, people who do you think these percentage of people who are gay or lesbian and society has increased? No, I think they're under reported. Like just based on the guys I know, I know probably a hundred men in my life. So I would say 99% of men are gay. Yeah, and the other one's lying about it.

It's the dentist and the toothpaste. This is literally the Freudian attitude that was inserted into a form of cultural Marxism. Okay. It's the assumption that everyone is a hidden gay. And it's not true. No, of course it's not true. I mean, you're left to it. Why else would Sean not go to a super bowl party with his girlfriend?

Why would he come to my super bowl party and said, if not for some kind of latent homosexuality? A straight man should want to be with his girlfriend, no matter what. All the time. Uh, there are reasons anybody to show you why you want to join a pack of men. Yeah. And it's when another pack of men is potentially threatening your existence. And you got to dance off. Right.

All right, James, I got to get to some news, man. I really appreciate you calling in and adding science to this. Like I hate sounding like such an uneducated jackass. Right. Well, I do love what you do. I don't think you hate it. Number one, I do love you stuff. Can you tell people where to check you out? Please. Absolutely. Search for my book, the revolutionary phenotype,

one of the most important science book in the history of human civilization. Thanks for having me and bye bye. Bye bye, Jay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Why on the hell was he on giving virgin advice? I think that was just a joke. I like to have a joke to have people on. So then, because if you tell people, I'm all out of laughs. If you tell people, nothing for you. Well, then I gotta reset this to see what it turns on.

No, this is, I'm sorry, he's been neglecting you the entire show. I'm sorry, I don't exist. Yeah, all right, I'll be right back. I just came in in the middle of a very strange conversation. Yes. Usually they're much more normal. It's pretty, it's pretty com, like typical for me, so it's fine.

Just as long as the tattoos look good. You got a lot of ink, yeah. Yeah, I'm covered. What is this number that you have there? It's from a clock record. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Or I like to talk about a number of talking about. I was thinking guess the area code

then you hit jackpot. You thought she was a Holocaust survivor? Thought it cost or something. I actually am Jewish. Oh. I'm really. Oh hell yeah. How Jewish were you?

I was raised orthodox Jewish. Oh no kidding. Yeah, I was eating kosher for the first seven years of my life. I got in a three day Twitter argument over $50. That's how Jewish I am. Oh my God. I knew when the doubt to check book out of50. That's how Jewish I am. Oh my god. I never had it. I knew when the dollars checkbooked out of the womb, I did it for you.

Really? I mean, my family hates how tattooed I am because I'm not allowed to be. I'm not allowed to be buried in a Jewish cemetery anymore. Yeah. Which I was like, I figured that out when I die. Exactly.

I figured that out later. Thank you. I think the cemetery would give you a pass. Look at you, my god. Well, the name. As long as I'm pretty. I'll bury you in the backyard if it makes you feel any better. Yeah.

God bless. Jesus Christ. Mazel tov. Just testing, testing the limit, Sean. Yeah, okay, I'll be right here. I'll bury you in the backyard. He says, uh, guest big. Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Pace reference. Paul, what is your cap policy? My cap policy. Yeah, what do you feel about? How do you feel about a bottle without a cap on it or with a cap placed on that bottle, but not screwed on? This is like a replicant test from the main runner. I'm the worst offender of getting to screw on the caps.

There you go. You're a tie for worse with three billion other women on the planet. I just I forget. How? How do you guys forget to put caps on? What do you what goes through your mind? Don't give into them that easy.

I didn't choose. She doesn't ship. Okay. Please tell people who you are. I am pulled fiction. I am formally a suicide girl. Now I'm an news and shit. Okay. Please tell people who you are. I am Pulp Fictionary. I am formerly a suicide girl. Now I'm an Insta Thought. Is that better?

Is that like an evolution like a Pokemon? It pays the bills. It pays the bills. Cool. Really? Yeah. Good for you. I do work a normal job like during the day.

Independent contractor. I wish. I also work in translation. Really? What kind of translation? The company I work for does like subtitles for major feature films. Like we were just a little worked on bad boys three. So you were a translator for bad boys three?

No, I didn't work on it, but that's like what our company does. So I've been, I've like a jack of all trades. I worked in I used to be a behavior therapist for kids with autism. Oh yeah, no shit. My mom does that. Yeah. Yeah, I did it for a few years. She looks a lot like you. And she. Um, well, thank you.

You should tell your mom, thank you. Same style. Awesome. She has bright pink hair and everything. That's changed up. Pinked up. Brons of like that. A lot of ink.

Um, I did that for a while, but the amount of like commuting and they don't really don't pay you well to do that. It's kind of shitty. Sean's a translator. He translates English into a series of groans. Hell yeah. The only men can understand. S-A-P put it on and just, yeah.

Well, it's usually, it's at the end of something you say or something a caller says or just or or very depressing New story story on the state of people on social media Everyone's and all you'll get a Jesus Jesus Christ. I have some one of those two. I have some stuff about suicides Okay, please please save us from from the science of the show and read us some news Oh, so read news. Yeah. Okay, well our first story is, Bank Calls Cop's and Black Man. I have to ask you though,

I have to ask you a very personal favor and if you could not hold the paper right there while you're reading the news. It's just a little bit of the, I would be killed, but I would be dragged from the house by an angry mob if I were to allow that to happen. It's strictly business.

It's not for me, it's strictly for other people. Okay. So Bank Calls Cop on Black Man Tri and Cash Check from Discrimination Lawsuit. Detroit Man is suing Michigan Bank for refusing to cash a settlement check awarded to him in a racial discrimination lawsuit. Like double jeopardy.

Oh, yeah. It's not hard. Just go ahead, keep going. Sorry, I'll do this. All right, I'm gonna to fuck this name up. That's fine. That guy gets no respect anyway. Sundari Thomas, age 44 claims TCF bank employees refuse to cash or deposit his settlement

check on Tuesday at a branch in LeVonia leading cops to respond and a fraud investigation to be launched the Detroit Free Press reports. Quote, I didn't deserve treatment like that when I knew that the check was not fraudulent. Thomas told the newspaper, quote, I'm in United States, veteran, I have an honorable discharge from the Air Force, they discriminated against me because I'm black. None of this would have happened if I were white. Thomas who had an account at the bank for nearly two years, suit TCF bank, you've laughing mixed me up.

God damn it. Well, he's got, he's got, where was the check from? Where was the check from? Rachel's discrimination. Where's the check from? How do you get arrested for, can't they just like, hold on to the check and call the other bank?

I know, you see. I don't know, you see the bank, ledging racial discrimination. So currently he's gonna get another check for racial discrimination. Wow, damn. He's got struck by lightning twice. I don't like you, motherfucker. pledging racial discrimination. So currently he's gonna get another check for racial discrimination. Wow. Damn. He's got struck by lightning twice.

I'm a lucky motherfucker. He just walked, he just got the jackpot. He went home from catching that jack because then honey, you're never gonna believe it. They arrested me for being black while I was trying to deposit my racial discrimination. I don't know why they would give anybody such a hard time. Like you can easily find out whether this exists

and whether. Why do they care? It's not their money. Yeah. Like what if they find it's a fraudulent check just to raise the zeros and the thing? Who fucking cares? Maybe they're worried about those Nigerian princes.

Yeah, I one walked into the, they got a, we should have wrote it on the note. Like the check note, this is a check for racism. So the bank would have known like, oh, me, Pylg, no, okay. They kind of like started like, oh, I don't know, but we might be accused of racism. Yeah, okay, what's the next thing? All right.

Glacier National Park. Black people have them so rough. Do you think, who do you think has it more rough? Black people are women. Who do you think, Pylg? I or women? Who do you think, Pope? I mean, I've dealt with my own share of shit. My DMs are can account for that. I don't know.

Seems like they're. I think I think maybe black people probably a little bit. They have a word. I mean, they did have like the slavery thing in America. That wasn't the for us. Depends on, depends on where you Depends on where you're looking. Okay. Yeah, I think so.

Depends on where you're looking for sure. Online dating. Who do you think has it worse? They're never mind. Go ahead. What's the next? So racial national. We should go to my separation.

Racial national park. Yeah, exactly. Racial national park. Yeah, it's funny. Funny place. Racial discrimination Park. Yeah. It's funny. Funny place. Racial discrimination all over the place there. Glacier National Park is replacing signs that predicted glaciers would disappear by 2020.

Signs added to glacier, I cannot say this down. That's okay. National Park, more than a decade. Iceberg, National Park, all of that. That's right. They sunk the Titanic. More than a decade ago, predicting that the glaciers would be gone by 2020 are being taken down and replaced as CNN reported.

The science refers put up over a decade ago when climate models predicted the glaciers, oh my god, I can't see. Icebergs, the icebergs. I'm gonna say icebergs, because I cannot say glacier, apparently, would melt. By 2017, the projections had been revised, but the National Parks Budget was so tightly constrained

that it made it impossible to change the science according to Park Spokeswoman, Gina Kirtzman. Oh, the science, yeah. Who spoke CNN? Kirtzman also told a lot of excuses for why those signs need to be taken down, right? Like, at some point, they were gonna melt in the National Glate, iceberg part.

They were gonna melt. We gotta put up some signs to get people's afraid that these things are gonna melt, right? Yeah. And then the years roll long. But they can't replace the signs in time. Yeah. Well, it's 2020 though.

Yeah. And they're still there. So how do you explain the? Yeah. They should have just put in 20 years, these icebergs will no longer be. So how do you explain the yeah, they should have just put in 20 years these icebergs will no longer be so when you go in like 20 40 they're like they're gonna be gone by 20 60. Well, that's what it is. Isn't it every 20 years they trot out a little Greta Thumburg and make her do that in front of the UN. Maybe so well, well, no, that's 100% true. Was there another one?

There's in the 90s. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, way back in the 90s. Do you remember that? They trotted this little shit out. I mean, no, I've been here right about it for, yeah, ever since I was a kid, but with science, science should constantly be revised if that kind of stuff, right? I mean, I remember discussing and you said, yeah, science is wrong till it's not.

I think the problem is that money is always right and never wrong. Well, that's a competing factor in these sciences. It is, but don't you think there's competing money from the other side too? I mean, you know there is. Well, I mean... Because you got to look at who has a lot to lose. I think you're looking at something that's so complicated.

Nobody can possibly get it right. Nobody can possibly get it 100% right? So they kind of follow up with those two, saying that the patterns are nuanced and much more complex than initially. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, I mean, the actual, like the actual dynamics of the actual science of earth is so complicated

that we cannot predict it reasonably. Totally, totally. As the accuracy dives down, the money just fills in the gap with nonsense. So maybe you got a small percentage of valuable data that cannot give us the kind of predictions that we want. Yeah. And the rest is just filled in with garbage. Yeah, I don't know how much there is or how much is open to, to like revision and how much is 100% is basically, well, okay, how do I put this? Well, they clearly didn't, they clearly didn't know enough to make those signs. Yeah, right. But we know more, we know more now. If we, okay, it's like,

what's the next sign? Like, Do you know enough to make a sign? I'm not sure. Tell me that. They might be melting. They might be. That's probably not. They probably not. No, they're melting, but.

So they have it. Yeah, they have it melting. It's slowed way down. Yeah. It slowed way down. Or it was not progressing as fast as what they got. We'll just put it as what they got. The melting is where you want to complex that we initially predicted.

Yeah, that's all you put on with that. Yeah, but that's obviously not, you know, that doesn't have, that doesn't make headlines. You don't know what nuance means though, so there's a lot of that. That's true. Okay, what's the next? I think you're coming out from like,

oh, the global warming people are peeling off money, but the oil companies are peeling off money too. Well, they have, no, no, I'm pretty good. They're the ones who fund all the dissenting, you know what I mean? Because you can't look at it as like an America thing too. You gotta look at it as like a world. There's a, China's doing it.

China's doing it all. That's what's there. That's my problem with it. China's doing it all, a fucking everything that they're ever could possibly be just not, China's fucking doing it. Meanwhile, there's a guy at your office who is scrounging around in trash cans

to pull recyclable bottles out. I know, I know. Put them in the right bin. That insanity is where I'm coming from. That guy needs to be sat down by a priest who says, just stop doing what you're doing, man. You gotta get some deep, we gotta exercise these demons out of you.

We might end up with the coronavirus. Or you might end up with the virus. Yeah, I think you're right there. And a lot of people think that it's like, oh, but I can control I'm doing something. It's like they, because it sucks to say, look, India and China are rapidly industrializing. And like, are we big enough assholes to say,

hey, stop it. Or it's like, we did it. Even then, I think the, as the problem always is, it's one smart guy who's gonna fix it. He's gonna say, oh, hey, by the way, I just figured out how to turn nuclear waste into infinite energy. I forgot how to harness,

I forgot how to harness geothermal curlage or the fucking sun. I, I, I, wrap the Dyson spear around the sun. I did it. Fuck all of you. This is, progress is not a team sport. Shut the fuck up and let the smart people do it. Because, part of it is I'm so resentful

of our collective, of the collective notion of always bringing up the lowest and the dumbest. Oh, yeah. Always catering to the idiots in school. They're, they're, just teach them how to man a register, teach them how to sit in a fucking chair and give them young bucks for their life no it is a wasted effort at handicaps and handicaps are gonna save the world they should they could get everything and

they get nothing yeah it does handicap the way that I you know a lot of things yeah and handicaps it it it hurts in the the ones who are gonna run at the front of the pack yeah no, no doubt about it. That's all. Okay. I apologize for my hand. Got very passionate about that one. That's the show. Well, that is the show. Yeah, he's yelling, he's not even, he's not even clueless to man. I resemble that, but he's not even close to mad. You resemble which part for him.

Which part of the idiot part? So it's all the idiot part. I just want, I just want to make the idiots nice and comfortable. Give them money, give them entertainment and just, then just get them seated down. Just pop them ahead. They're good. You're good. You just have to give them entertainment and just get them seated down. Just pop on the head. You're good. You just have to watch them out of the way. Just stay out of the way.

I'm moving a couch over here. Just sit down. Okay. What else do you got? Who are you? What are you doing? Answer, be detained under Kentucky Senate bill. Oh, fuck.

This is already going to be a fun one. Anytime I see Kentucky. Did you see? Wait, I want under Kentucky Senate bill. Oh, fuck, this is already going to be a fun one. Anytime I see Kentucky. Did you see, wait, I want to co-opt that news story. Okay. Did you see the, the, the, people protesting in New York over cops on the subway? No, no, no. You didn't see that at all? A bunch of idiots went out and got themselves arrested on Friday, which means they won't be bailed out until Monday. If you're going to protest, I do it

on the Thursday. They're all going to miss the Super Bowl. Yeah, all these antifilm people missed the Super Bowl. Was it Antifa? Yeah, of course. Yeah. If you're going to get arrested, do it before Friday, because the judges don't come in on the weekend and you have to sit there for three days, right? In process, in central processing, you idiots.

Yeah, they were protesting the, they're processing cops on the subway. Just in general. Which I agree with, which I do agree with because they get paid in sane amounts of money to just ride the metro all day. And they're only going to bust you on shit that everybody's doing anyway, right? Like having drugs, it's like that. Yeah, I mean, but you know, they might be there at the right time if there's like an actual real crime

being committed. What are the odds? I mean, I've ridden the subway a shitload. I never saw any crime taking, being taken place and I never saw a cop being there in the right time. Should you get flashed by a naked man? You haven't been in New York City. Yeah, you haven't been in New York City enough

until you've gotten flashed on the subway. Have you? Yeah. Have you been flashed? Oh yeah. I mean, just people did. Did you enjoy it? No, some crazy guy with a like a fucking tiny dick.

So we enjoyed it. Yeah, it's just a ride of passage. It's just a ride of passage. It's like they say if you live in New York City long enough, you will be hit by a bicycle messenger and you will get flashed on the, so what do you want the cops to arrest that poor guy? He just wants to share his positive with you.

What I'm saying is that's not, but I'm saying like a shooter or something like that. That was just an aside question that I, well then their main point was that it should be free and I'm sitting there thinking, well yeah, why shouldn't it be? Like these are two bucks for somebody who has to ride the subway every day. It's kind of a lot of money.

It's a lot more than all of the free shit that all that rich people get. Like the currency itself is structured to benefit rich people. Guys got to pay two dollars to take a fucking subway around. Seems a little unfair. Anyway, I'm sorry. Well, we're just so close. I mean, I just wish take a fucking subway around. Seems a little unfair. Anyway, I'm sorry, what were you saying? I mean, I just wish we had a subway here, but actually a good like public transit system in fucking LA. I have to drive to a fucking like, Metruleague.

Yeah. Yeah. Or Uber, but fuck Uber. Why, you don't like Uber? I have a car. Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm not paying for that. Are you from here or no?

I'm boarding race in LA. Yeah, you're boarding in LA. Yeah. What do you think about all these tourists? I hate, I'm born and raised in LA. Yeah. You're born in LA. Yeah. What do you think about all these tourists? I hate transportation. I hate transportation. Yeah. Yeah. Go back where you came from.

Yeah. Yeah. There's like, there is like the theory of toxic need ofism. I'm like, oh no, I encapsulate that. Yeah. I'm from the valley and it's not obvious I'm from here. You get here in my accent. I have like the valley girl accent to a tea.

You used to be really bad actually. Had vocal fry and all that shit. Yeah, and you fixed it. Yeah, I got me a fun of thought it a lot. Thank you for doing that. I just prefer to be more articulate. Okay, I'm gonna bump up your contrast a little bit, sorry. That's all good.

All right, well done. Okay, so what we were saying is, a bill pending in the Tucki Senate would give police new powers to stop people on the streets and demand they identify themselves and explain their actions, drawing criticism from civil rights lawyers who say that that would be an unconstitutional advice likely used against minority groups, under Senate bill 89, if a police officer suspects someone in a public place is involved in criminal activity or is about to commit a crime, the officer could stop that person, demand his name, home address, and age, as well as as to see his driver's license, he has one, and tell him to explain what he, what he is presently doing, quote, to the satisfaction

of the officer. Okay. Wow. Anyone who refuses to cooperate with police can be detained for up to two hours. That detention would not be considered an arrest, so that person would not have the right to a call and attorney and no official record would be mentioned. What the fuck is this? Oh my God. That was so good. It's just like, what are you doing? I don't know, prostitute myself, what's up?

Yeah, wow. And they'll do it too. Yeah, they'll do it. It's on the book. Is it basically stopping Frisk? I think that's about a thousand times worse than stopping Frisk. Sounds worse than stopping Frisk, yeah. You got to be, they have to do it.

Fucking Kentucky man. That's crazy. Let me see what else you got. There was one funny one I wanted you to read. Let me see the whole stack. Well, you want to think the one in another language. I want the furries one, because that's when I want to read. The which one?

The furries one, yes. Let me see that whole stack. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of funny ones. I like the top one furries one, because that's when I want to read. Which one? The furries one, yes. Let me see that whole stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a lot of furries. I like the top one on that second piece. Oh, yeah, that one. That was one of my, I was playing that, and I was really hard not to laugh. Okay, let me circle this one.

This one. And then you got to read the pigeon one. The one that I asked you if you were setting me up. Yeah. That's the BBC doing that. So the BBC, you know the BBC, yeah. Yeah. Very distinguished news organization, right?

Of course. They published their news in every language. And one of the languages they publish it in is called Pigeon, which is a Mishmash of, it sounds like Madame Clio. Oh my god. It's like a Mishmash of... So that's why when Clio. It's like a Mishmash of. So that's why when I was reading, I'm like, what the fuck am I reading?

Because I was about to ask him, like, did you fucking like, did you grammar check this shit? It doesn't say anything weird. It's just, you gotta kind of phonetically spell it out. Right, because they're not gonna, yeah, because it's not, you know, they're not gonna know the rules of English grammar. Okay, good, do the next one.

Okay, this one's probably one of my favorites. A group of furries stopped at a domestic violence assault and helped please make the rest furries. What do you think of furries? What do you think of furries? Oh, actually, one of my oldest childhood friends used to make money off furries. She used to draw like art for them.

Oh yeah. She told me she made it. Like walking them, like a furry walking business? No, she would draw like their characters for them. Oh yeah. She told me she made me. Like walking them, like a furry walking business, or like, no, she would draw like, they're like their characters for them. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, and she's like,

and she's like, it was funny because Joey said like, I hate doing it, but the amount of money making is ridiculous. And it's like, and she would show me some be like, give the people what they want. It was like, she would show to me.

I was like, I don't know how I feel. I mean, it's, it mean, it's objectively good. It's objectively well drawn, but I don't know how I feel about the multiple nipples. Oh yeah. It's like interesting. That's the least defensive, the multiple tits are the least offensive for the addition.

I promise that. And just flop a dick out. It's fine. That's what bone was showing me. Like there's a furry person who has contests with you pay to be drawn with their furry character. And it was like six grand, it was a staggering amounts of money. Yeah, the amount of money that artists who draw for furries, it's astonishing because I think it's just that they really just want to see their vision come to come to life. Yeah, there's not very many people who are

Into that and she like she would go to like the conventions and things like that to like sell the artwork And I was just like how how do they fucking the suits? She's like no, they don't yes, they do no no no They called in a bunch of I mean there might be some there might be some so yeah, we had listeners call in who were having an orgy at the last three. Okay, why is that correct in there? And they had a, it had a, it had a, that's what I was going to say. Like, it doesn't surprise me that they spend a lot of money on artwork because I found out, you know, what they, a lot of, yeah, they spent thousands on that stuff.

It's the fucking identity, man. How much do you spend on black VNEC? If black VNACs were nothing. If there was, if they were very rare, everybody wore fur suits, can you imagine how much that t-shirt that you wear everyday would cost? Probably 10 grand, custom bespoke Sean VNAC. Simple economics.

Okay, what do you got? What is the story? So let's learn about the benevolent furries. Several members attending a furry convention, God bless. In California on Friday, helped for a straight man who was assaulting his girlfriend till police arrested. All right, so the purries are good guys.

Well, you don't know what she was saying. Could have been making fun of his penis or something. It could be Amber Hurd. It could be Amber Hurd. It could have never heard. Six people witnessed the assault at the annual further confusion

or for, wow, okay, sorry, that like threw me off for a second. Maybe you'll do good with pigeon. For a, or for a con, and San Jose, Ferries are enthusiasts who I love how they have to explain this. Yeah, yeah. Ferries are enthusiasts. So you can skip that part.

So I wanna read this very nice description because it's, it's, it's God bless. Uh, for these are enthusiasts who celebrate characters and stories in Bali, anthropomorphic animals or fictitious characters that have human traits. That is very much like putting it lightly. Yeah. Uh, they said the man was a salty woman in a car. The San Jose Police Department said in a police report quote

here women screens coming from inside saw the passenger through a full full face of whoever was driving rants told cnn we quote we got up and ran towards car my friend pulled up in the door we both we both held onto the attacker the girl driver was yelling for him to get out as he started he started trying to fight us off just imagine imagine trying to fight off a bunch of furries. I gotta know what the animals were.

I think there's actually pictures of it, hold on. I have to know what everyone was dressed in. I just can't stop thinking of like ace, fake, totally part I care about. Fighting the eagle at the end of the movie. Yeah. Furries. I mean, what did the fucking fox say?

It's like, hold on, my god. You know what's probably a Fox. Group of fur, yeah, here it is. Group of furries. What did I say? That's got to be the most common one. Look, look, look, look. Here's them actually doing it.

It looks like you're using an ad blocker. Yeah. Rod and healthy, and then, uh, this is them doing it. It looks like their masks have popped off. Look at this tail, giant pink tail. Wow. Okay, so I will admit, like I look. What the hell is that?

You're playing something, you're playing a video. CNN, thank you so much. No, no, no. See, like I'll admit, like you know, there's the onesies, like you know, that are animals, like I love wearing those. They're really fucking comfortable, because they- So you're partial furry.

No. What about cat ears? Would you slap a couple of those on? No, you wouldn't put on a little guy who's like, I have like worked events where I had to wear cat ears, but that's like I was paid to do it. I host some events where I'm I'm talking about cat ears. Superb. I don't trust cats. Cats don't have eyebrows. I don't fucking trust cats. Okay. Right. They just have a bunch of shit sticking out of their heads. Yeah, exactly. That's a Karlin bit. Yeah. Yeah.

Well played. Yeah, like I lie also when I was six years old, I was malled by a cat. Oh, I remember. First time I've ever seen a cat, it was my friends like growing up and I wanted to pet the cat and it was this. No, they don't like that.

Yeah, no, that cat fucking malled me and I'm like, I don't trust cats. Yeah, they're right out the window. I have two dogs and it's fine. Okay, what's the next time? Okay, so this is the one, on my guy. I trust cats. Yeah, I'm right out the window. I have two dogs and it's fine Okay, what's the next one? Okay, so oh this is the one. This was the one really one hamburger one. Oh, yeah Manacuse trying to pay prostue with hamburger cotton police thing Cur- that's currency. Hey, man. How's that even prostitution like now? They're gonna arrest you for taking a girl out to dinner Right, what's your intentions with this girl?

I'm gonna try to fuck her. Was there like a story while back of like this guy who was like trying to fuck other dudes and pay with like fucking Arby's gift cards? There was like an actual story. I believe it. Yeah, sure. I mean, I would take, I would my blow a guy for it.

It was my favorite thing. It's like, you gotta pay for the meat with the meat. I mean, come on. Okay, so what happened? Okay, so a man was arrested. Valentine's Day is gonna be rough for some guys. We're getting arrested for Amber here now. You just make the dinner as cheap as possible then,

because you're gonna need it for a lawyer. Well, and gift cards for the beef and cheddar man. Yeah, beef and cheddar. Yeah, I don't know. I bet I haven't had Arby's in 15 years. I don't ever have it again. It's probably taste disgusting. Yeah. I think I had it not too long ago because I was morbidly curious.

I was like, yeah, this was a mistake. Yeah. That's what I thought it was. Yeah. That tends to happen. It's like, I haven't had this in a while. You eat it again. You're like, yeah, I can't sound okay.

Okay. So, man was arrested during a prostitution staying in Southeast Albuquerque on Tuesday. According to criminal complaint, 36-year-old Dominic called her on, wrote a bicycle. Roderike to get a hooker. That's such a good detail. Roderike school up to an undercover APD officer posing as a prostitute in the area of Central and San Pablo, Southeast.

The complaint states that after agreeing on terms and a price, called her on, asked for the police officers' phone number because he wasn't going to have enough money to Friday. That's when the undercover officer noticed called her on was carrying a little bag for Chili's. I'll do it for that. That's going to buff and be on. Just let the broke ass moment like that's bullshit. He's got a he's a fucking he's on a bike man Fuck he can't have any money. I'll have to come back. Oh, well, you know what?

We'll make this transaction. Have a right now. What you got in the back on you just this hamburger Literally says like the officer as what was in it called her on told her it was a hamburger the officer told called her and her He could be the hamburger. Yeah the officer told Calderon her fee could be the hamburger. Yeah. Man, that guy was good. It was a residence. It's like, really? It's all that I told you.

It's just a poor hamburger. It's all the same. Salt to the earth guy who'll just give you the hamburger out of his sack, you know? Yeah. Like that's just trying to share meal with an ice cop. Nice lady. He wanted to get his meat and his sack handled

food gave her the meat in the sack. And she gave him the... It all sack. And she gave him the cup. She gave him the cup. This is just like the Arby's thing. Yeah. They deserve everything that happens to cops. They deserve, as long as they're busting guys for prostitution and drug, they deserve everything that happens to them.

Fuck all the different stuff. Stuff that just shit. She went, that bitch went through the whole academy, got the pin and everything and frame her shit on the wall, and then decided to dress up like a hooker and arrest the guy over a hamburger. Right. And she said, but she's painting him into it. And she was like, well, that could be my feet. It's like, man, that's how much you're going to sell yourself for. At least give him a $20 coupon. All right. Do the pigeon one. Let's see if you can get through it.

Didook and fuck. I hate myself already. Make sure you're on my case. Okay, so Dduk and Duchess of Sussex say, them go, oh my fucking god. Yeah, no, don't have million eruptions. Get all the way through it. Go okay, 2.4 million of taxpayer money way. Then use Rathapai, Dia House. Way, go still remain D a family house for UK.

D's one day. This is so fucked. Come. This is how they think and read come after Harry and Megan announced damn one step back as senior members of the Royal UK family statement from de Queen say after plenty months of talk talk and I was talk and talk. I almost said TikTok. Talk talk, don't be ridiculous. Keep going, this is great.

Plenty of months of talk talk and talk talk way just happy, she's say, we don't find correct way for my grandson and his family and my family. Uh huh. That is so racist. What, no, that's a language. That's the language. Yes, yes.

It's how it's how I'm like, Miss Cleo right now. Yeah, it's as you let it so much hotter when you're concentrating too. I have to say. Yeah. No, it's how some people communicate the best. I'm really just, it's literally bringing people,

information who English is not a strong subject for you know, because English is hard Yeah, this was specifically written for Miss Cleo. Yeah, I think so too. Okay. Thank you very much Yeah, yeah, she got because it was you know, so it was a scam. Why? It turns out of course it was a fucking scam. Why would they arrest her for that? I don't probably any of those more I mean probably like probably like unpaid taxes. Call her now. Oh man, I'll write her a letter in prison. She's making license plates in Pigeon.

That's exactly. She probably was tax. Personalized license plate. Yeah. She didn't do anything wrong. Yeah. She's in jail. Tax fraud, not wrong.

Taking idiots' monies, not wrong. Okay. You're willing to pay for it. Like you deserve to lose your money. Let me read some advice. You want to weigh in on some advice. Sure. Okay.

These are always good. These are always great. Usually they're women problems. Oh man, I'm so stoked. Would you consider yourself an expert on female problems? Do you have a lot of experience advising guys? I mean, I am a woman. That doesn't answer my question as much as you think it would. I mean, that's all I got. I mean, I'm a chick.

Okay. I should give it a line. I'd converse with a man. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cross McNull. Hey, Dick, hey, Dick and Sean, in about of I'm going to be alone and I'm should at finding a date. So I might as well get back with my ex-girlfriend who'll fuck me desperation. I did as much. Oh boy.

I like the way this guy talks already. Mm-hmm. Bitches crazy. She's a furry, which despite everything is a big no for me. Doesn't sound like it, bud. Beggars can't be choosers. And now she's telling me she's into DD LG.

Shit. The fuck is that? You don't know. You ever she's into DD LG shit. The fuck is that? You don't know. You ever know what a DD LG DD? I looked it up. It's some extreme degeneracy. It stands for, dear, let me look it up again,

just to make sure I get it right. So you didn't know. I didn't know. And that is, I know what the grave should be. Oh my lady, is it like daddy, like daddy, little girl? Daddy Dom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have heard of that because it was going back like an old story, like the whole like Romilo

Costing, like he was a big fan of that shit. Who? Romilo Coste, he was like, he was a famous tattoo artist who has caught like fucking 14 year old girls or he was like, oh, yeah. His fan base. So he was like trying to fuck his 14 year old fan base. Oh, man. That was like a thing. That's actually it did sound familiar when you I'm so glad our fan base

is adult men adult says that that will never happen to me because if it was 14 year old girls, I would probably that was a detail people brought up like, oh, like he was really into that and I looked it up then. I was like, okay, let me read. She's not even 21. And she's got, she's got this therapist telling her she's got PTSD and a multitude of other shit. I'm 24 by the way. Oh man, you are, you are past the event horizon of this black hole that you're fucking around.

Daddy, don't little girl shit. Yeah. I mean, what a fucking nightmare. Well, who knows? That's just depraved. Well, who knows what the fuck happened to her? I think we all know. I think, yeah. He's leaving that part out. I mean, that is like top tier daddy issues.

Like, I always like to joke around that. I got daddy issues because hell yeah, I do. All right. But at the same time, I don't think I want a daddy dom and trying to role play as a little girl. A little girl the time. I don't know. I'm like, I don't think I want a daddy-dom and try to roleplay as a little girl. A little girl the time. I know, I know. I'm roleplaying, I feel you as a little bit on the...

No offense, but you guys need to be swinging in the other direction at all times, just to remain tolerable. You know what I mean? Mm. It's true. It's true. It's true.

Go for 80. Go for 80 and act 80 years old and split the difference and you know what I mean Sean Last time I broke up with her just by ghosting her, but honestly, I'm a pussy. Wow. What do you feel about ghosting? That's a pussy move and I'm very happy that he admitted it. Yeah, pussy, but it works. It works, but it's a pussy move But honestly, I'm a pussy and feeling guilty. Uh, do you know what the opening quote was to my book, Manor Better than Women? So long ago. No, I can't. Female anger is the weathervane of truth. Oh, yes. Uh, never been, has never been, never been wrong on that with me. Uh, I'm feeling guilty about wronging someone who hasn't wronged me. Ooh, that's

pussy. But he just said bitch is crazy. So I mean, so what is it? Yeah. Good point. She's not cruel or anything. She's just too much crazy shit. Well, nowhere near, in a nowhere near hot enough bag. Very funny. Ah, I'm considering telling her that I've been accepted into a long term foreign internship, or something like J-E-T. What you haven't. Yeah, that way I can spin it into I'm breaking up with her so she won't have to deal with a long distance relationship. Will this work?

Any better plans? Also, I became a big swinging dick to your patron and it's been great. Thank you and go fuck yourself from Crossman College. you're going to concoct some crazy ass fucking story to fake your death. Rarely will you get the opportunity to fake your death with no consequences. I mean, it's just like that's that's just that was a whole roller coaster for a bit because it's like bitch is crazy. Now I feel back because I ghosted her, but she's into Daddy Dom little girl,

and she's a furry, so it's like, I mean, dude, you can just say, I ain't to that shit. That's not, no, no, no, no, because we can't resist the pussy. You can't, that's what got him back. Even knowing all this crazy shit that's what got him back. What got him back was because he was so fucking down

on himself, too. He was just like, I can't do shit. I might as well just get back with my fucking crazy ex. Yeah, you need a mom, sir. You need to find a 40 year old woman who will tell you good things about yourself all day. Fake your death, get two of your friends to dress up like police officers.

Go to her house, have like a bunch of your crap in a wallet, say you got caught in an explosion and like burn your wallet bunch of your crap, you know, like a wallet. So you got caught in an explosion and like burn your wallet, like a map, you know, soak it in tea, soak your driver's license and your social security card and tea and light it on fire a little bit on the sides, like a pirate map. Go to her house, send her a notice from something.

Just do it. Make sure one of the cops just up his ferry though. Because if you fake your death, she can take that and go be super emotional about it and go get a ton of attention, right? So win, win. But he's not saying to push the anywhere. Well, but that's the least, he needs to get out of,

he needs to get out of this situation. No, he does, he does. If you give her something that she can go put out there, so another guy, like the ring, you're going to pass this curse onto another man. So when she starts putting out there that she's been wronged and she's in pain, another man will swoop in and grab her. And then she will just go on.

Maybe she'll find her daddy, Donna, for dreams. Exactly. So either fake your death or tell her that you cheated on her. Something that she can put out there, and another guy will take the ring, and he will be cursed forever. It's also like the movie It Follows. Have you ever seen that?

No. Where it's like every, just like, it's like this weird curse where like it felt like it's, it's really like I'm scared like how like they don't really explain what it is. But every time you fuck someone's like, it's like they, they mentioned it's like a metaphor for STDs. I was just gonna say that. Yeah, like you fuck one, it's like, they mentioned it's like a metaphor for STDs. I was just gonna say that.

Yeah, like you fuck one person, then you pass Kersan to another person, and then they have to fuck someone else in order to pass it on. But if you get caught, it goes right back to the person who gave it to you. It's like, man, that kind of sucks. It's just like herpes.

Give that keeps on giving, man. This is from Cam. Let's see, Cam the Ram. Oh, he says also, Shani heard you originally from Arkansas. Is that true? No. Okay.

I was born at Tarzanah Med Center. Oh, wow, doxing. Cam the Ram says, hey, Dugan Sean, my name is Cam. I've been listening to this show since its inception and have emailed in the past about Count Daniela's court case, but he misspelled Daniela. So I really know how to take this claim seriously that he's a fan of the show or familiar with Dancula if you're going to misspelled Dancula. Once again, I can't get typos credibility out the window. Basically, I'm a law student who has only just started getting positive feedback from the female persuasion. Do you think

he's Mexican? A Mexican would say basically like that. This is what you always say. Did you know any Mexicans? I'm Mexican. Do you say basically all the time? I do. Basically, it's yeah. Yeah, basically, clearly, like those are words, but I'm only half Mexican on my dad's side. Well, him too.

Me too. Partly. Mexico. Partly, me too. Partly due to the time spent sculpting this six foot two inch frame into something more sturdy, but mostly because of the hair, long luscious locks like Conan the Barbarian, not the scrawny red-haired, oh Conan.

Now I'm at an impasse because I've started applying for legal assistant jobs and have got a couple of interviews coming up everywhere I've looked at says to cut my hair. I know Keon has long hair and that Fabio lookalike probably faced the same dilemma when he started out. The obvious plan seems to be to cut my hair and grow it back, but later, but dang, that's another two years of looking like the love child of Barack Obama and George Bush. Oh, he might be black. And potentials, oh wait, he's hot. Love

child of Obama and George Bush. They might be might be half black. Yeah. Maybe black people use basically to. And potential decrease in female attention. What should I do? Any interview tips would be greatly appreciated. Thanks and go fuck yourself. Don't I would say definitely don't cut your hair. In fact, you should probably put extensions in to assert your dominance. Well, you can claim discrimination or racism.

Just like I just like the was because of my hair, but I'm expressing myself, you know, to, you know, both, both aspects of my background, but the one that we care about right now, especially shave. So there, the side of your head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're a bald cap. And well, on the interview. And then once you get the job, you just pull it off. You're like, oh, yeah. What seems to be the problem? I actually did that in the job once.

I think, hopefully, they were cool tattoos, but I went in for a, I didn't have like the back of my hands tattooed yet. I just had my knuckles. And so I covered them up. I put like rings on. What do your, what do your knuckles say? Live life. Live, let me see.

Live life. Third. Live life. Live, let me see. Live life. Third. Yeah, my ex boyfriend did them, so I'm going to have them blacked out eventually. Okay. And then it's just going to say what? No, it's just going to have black.

Black. I'm going to have a go around the entire finger. Oh, okay. And I'm also going to do the upper knuckle too. Okay. But so I had like, you know, I made my, I figured out like a really good way of like covering them up that was actually waterproof and shit. Like I would like my guy with this shicks. I used to work at, I worked my, I figured out like a really good way of like covering them up that was actually waterproof and shit.

Like I would like my guy with this shicks. I used to work at, I worked at Starbucks for like three months. That was miserable times. I had to cover them up every day. Did you have to call everyone, sir? No, no, but the thing was like that. No, that job was like a totally different story. But basically I got the job and then I remember my first day

like I had like orient, like it was like my first day orientation, I was the job and then I remember my first day, like I had like, it was like my first day orientation, and I was just like, this was like my first translation job actually. And I was like, okay, what does your pile see about tattoos? And she was like, oh, we're okay with them. Like, oh, great, because I'm covered. And you just had it all covered up. I rolled up my sleeves.

See? Get a bald cap, go in looking like Lex Luthor, or a black version of Lex Luthor at a steel, a Luke Cage or something like that, and then when they hire you, ah-ha, suckers. I mean, I am. But whatever you do.

And they're like, I worked with them like, oh, that's fucking great. Yeah, whatever you do, don't let anyone tell you what to do, especially if they're gonna pay you. That's my motto, Sean, right? Yeah. That doesn't really roll off the tongue.

Maybe if I start printed on a t-shirt, don't ever do anything that anyone pays, anyone would ever, don't always, your hair is more important than eating. That's my motto. That's my motto. You're starting to get there. Yeah, okay. Put a fucking hat on it.

It's like if they get mad on it. Just like put a fucking hat on it. But a Yamaka on. They can't tell you to take that off. Cram all your hair under that, right? There you go. Yeah, that would be great. I mean, there's a lot of space under there.

Okay, this is, I'm gonna read some Reddit stuff. Then let's do voice mails and get the hand watch the game. Oh my god, it's already 120. Yeah. Thank you so much for coming in. I hope by the way. Of course. Okay, Reddit says rage.

Stem throw away. I'm tired of all this Kobe shit and it's entirety. He was a good basketball player and the people who are trying to gotcha his fans because he was, he probably raped some chick as retarded. He didn't probably rape some chick. But holy shit, the amount of whole ass defending the guy because he played against Michael Jordan who probably could have landed that helicopter. So you think?

I mean, he has space experience. Jordan has faced gambling debts, has defeated the monsters. He's played baseball. He's played baseball. Jordan probably could have landed that helicopter. I would bet on that. Yeah. If we put Jordan in a simulated helicopter crash experience

and VR, I bet money that he could land that helicopter. It could be. That's just my opinion though. He's pretty talented. Yeah, exactly. What has he not done? Survived helicopters, he's done that. Survived gambling, a gambling addiction. Yeah. Okay.

Anyway, that's the end of my Michael Jordan material. Uh-huh. People went nuts when I was ready for it to start. Hey, hey, hey, hey, fun of his death. So bad his agent dropped him, uh, blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh, I would be, it would be, I would be like being devastated when art garfunkel kicks the bucket. That is a, man, that's a parallel I would have never thought could be drawn. No, art garfunkel? Art garfunkel. People are overreacting.

Maybe check how much gas you got in your copter before you fly it into a fog. Oh, Jay would've done this. Okay, computer says, I just, I'm pissed that my gum flavor lasts about three minutes. Yeah, man. Yeah. Chrono, I miss gum. I haven that my gum flavor lasts about three minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Chrono, I miss gum. I haven't had gum in, I don't know, 18 years, because of my TMJ. Yeah, I don't, I've crowns, so I don't, I don't even try to fuck with it anymore. Because of your crowns? Yeah, I'm, I'm like, my worst fear is like one of the crowns coming out. Then you could get a nice gold one though. That's true, but it's in the back of my mouth. So it's like, I happen to me, I had to get a root canal and they said I could do gold, but it was so far

in the back, I'm like, ah, then I'm going to be like hooking my... That's lame. So every day now I wake up hoping I get a root canal. Like I get a... That's us here. Come on baby, big money, big money. What were you going to say, Sean? I was going to say, uh...

Get yourself a growth. Tanner just asked if you still wanted him to call in. Oh yeah. Let me see. Where is he? Tanner, are you in the thing? I wanted him to call in. Oh yeah, let me see, where is he? I do that. Tanner, are you in the thing? I saw him in there earlier. Mike Hancho was in there.

He sent me some, you remember that guy that sent that emailed last week asking if he should join the military? Yeah, so Mike Hancho, let me read his, let me read some of his response. He was saying that there's a ton of shit to take advantage for in the army that they pay for, but that nobody does.

Really? Like he paid for, I see here, it's the most used for programming. The state pays your tuition, and the federal government gives you the GI bill to go to school, which is a monthly check for rent and about 36 months of tuition. I'm top of what the state pays.

He was saying he did it, but you gotta really take advantage of it, and a lot of people get kicked off for just being idiots. Yeah. There was one where you could learn a skill too that they would pay for a trade. He's working on his masters and he's paid $0 for it so far. Wow.

Okay, well, that's some good deal. And you meet people who are like your friends for it so far. Wow. Okay. Well, that's some good deal. And you meet people who are like your friends for life all over the globe. Who wants those? For life? I mean, you got changed, Jesus. I mean, you've heard all the stories or you've been there. Yeah.

All right, Tanner, are you there? Hello. Hello. Hey, what's up, man? Hi. Are you at the, are you at some kind of a party there? I am. I'm at the deep state here with the cabin boys for round two.

The cabin boys. Oh, it's a cabin boys. All right. Yes. You got about 20 guys and a couple of the girlfriends here looking at you on a big 108-inch monitor. Oh, how big of the, what kind of can situation are we talking about? The right-wing girlfriends. Oh, several cans. We got Nikola here. He's probably got the biggest of them all.

All right. All right. All right. And then Michaela here. It's probably got the biggest of them all all right girl all right All right, and then Teresa's here. She's coming in clutch with the speaker. She's got some huge knockers Oh, all right Well, you got what makes you guys a rage you want to like the three guys to come up and shout off real quick Hmm, all right. Yeah, let me go pick some you're the master of ceremonies. You pick whoever you want All right, I'll be right back. So Tanner is the Dixia top gay. Yeah, he's a he's a a party planner host

Excellent What's up guys I'm on we're going to get one more. What's that? Tanner's leading three, top three boys back in the room with him. This is the casting couch that he's got. Casting bed. Hey, Tanner, are you coming out for the 200 party? Okay, good.

Of course, man, I already closed the door. I already bought my tickets and everything. Oh, yes. All right. Yeah, who's gonna miss that? All right. Let's start with their Quam. No, no, ask me. Okay, next. I'll go next. Already second around. That's not so usual suspects here. I think. Hi, hello. Hi. That's Tom. What makes you a rage?

Right. It is not time. Actually, it's it's it's one. Hi, deck. Why what makes you a rage? Hey, what's Tom. What makes you a rage? Right is not time actually it's it's it's a it's long. Hi dick watch what makes you rage? What's up? What makes me a rage is people who people who play depressing music at bars? You're at a bar. It's like Friday night. You're going out there buddy's trying to have a good time Why don't often the week at work and someone plays like Sanito Conor on the jukebox And it brings the whole fucking mood down and because they had a bad day now everyone at the bar Get's that a bad day too and It ruins the whole experience. Yeah, so if you're that guy quit being that guy No one wants to hear you're fucking depressing music at a bar

But on some van Halen something upbeat. I want to have a good time. We're depressing music bullshit The fuck away from my mixed drinks. Yeah. All right. I wish they had like TV theme songs on jukeboxes. You would not get any more single longs in bars than if those were played. Yeah. Or commercials, different strokes, like the Transformers theme song, like da da da da da da da.

I get really jazzed up and drinks up. It gets the fucking gold girls up in that shit. Yeah. See? I got on a bar. I'm wasting my time doing this podcast Yeah, okay, who's next? We got the king of the moon here and the flat earth conspiracists That we haven't been to the moon wait, they're the same person. Oh, yeah. That's a party. I know the guy.

Yeah. A little bit of information. Just relax. Just relax. Can't scrub it in. Hey, Decker. He's gone. Hey, how are you, King of the Moon?

I'm back in the middle of the world. Okay, good. What do you got? What makes you a rage? Honestly, it's just that you and Sean are big leagueing with Kevin boys and won't ever come out and join us on this little excursion. Where are you guys?

We're in Tennessee right now out in severeville, Tennessee. So, severeville, that sound great. Well, you know, the next time you guys do that, I'll just swing by. I'll just drink and hang it on hot tubs. Why don't you guys come do have a pick a cabin by us? Well, we could do that. I mean, I figured you got that million dollar Patreon. I figured you could handle a plane ticket cross country. You don't make a million dollars by spending it on plane tickets.

That's how you get that right. That is very true. All right. All right. I was nice. Well, what were you going to say? He didn't. Wait, get put him back on. Put the king of the moon back on. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

king of the moon back on. Come back one, two, wait, he wants more. Sorry, what's that dick? What were you gonna say? Say hi to Paul Ptoe, by the way. Very beautiful. Who?

Paul, the very beautiful news girl who's listening to you right now. She's very beautiful. We were looking at her naughty pictures that the captain here. Oh, really? Oh, you're right. Oh yeah, I'm naked. Oh my god. That's all right. I said I was a suicide girl. Can I pull them all up because the gaze get to do that without being as creepy? Oh man, my

cock is trying to be pre-hensile and grabbing my phone. That's right. You got to have a couple in your group so you can have the gaze. Sure. Oh my God. That is beautiful. Yep. Obviously. Jesus. That's like conspiracy for the day. Look at that purple hair. I was gonna say, aside from everything else, I love that your hair has died. Yeah. Yeah. Do you do that?

Do you ever... I do do that. What's your natural hair color? I'm a blonde. You're blonde? You're naturally a blonde? Yeah, I just have dark eyebrows. It's really weird. Yeah, amazing. I have to get that off to think properly. Oh, there's another one.

This is a pure purple hair. Again, Jesus Christ. Look at this guitar tattoo. Sean, don't you want a guitar tattoo like that? Sure. That was for me. That was for my friend. I want all those tattoos.

I want everything I see here. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. King of the Moon. Hey, do you still think we haven't gone to the moon? Oh, oh, absolutely. And no chance. Yeah, I'm more on the next day.

I'm in trouble. Okay, all right, sounds good. Let's have an interview about it soon. Okay, who else is next? All right, here's Danne. All right, my next on the top gig, casting couch is my executive council member. And top artist, Thomas McCoy. Oh, my executive council member and top artist Thomas McCoy.

Oh, there we go. All right. Thomas McCoy. Hello, hello. Hi, Thomas. What makes you, by the way, that email you sent was probably one of my favorite bits from the show. Thomas sent that email last week about where I was talking about stacking garbage of your

experience that turns into a tower for you can see opportunities. Yes. That's a very helpful image. Thank you. Okay, what makes you a ridge? I got a quick one, people who fart in the kitchen. Okay. Leave me alone. Yeah, if you have, yeah, at most five seconds,

just five seconds of self-control to walk away. There's open food containers, there's skillets, there's shit, I will make, I'll just make you eat it. Yeah. That's great. That's great. Great. Freeze, get the air, freeze the fart, and then serve it to them in some way.

It's the Trochis. How dare he? All right. How dare he? You could just lock it. You still fucking it. Who did it? Who did it? Who did it, Thomas?

No, no, it's just something that like every time it happens over the course of my life. Yeah, it's It's burdens your brain with anger every time. Yeah, but nobody did it at the cabin Not that I was there for okay, well, I somebody's going to do it now. Yeah. All right, buddy. Get out of here. All right See you soon. Okay, Tanner. You got anything? All right last one up on my casting couch is Tucker Dixon, the gayest and then in parentheses, straight person, I know. Okay, Tucker, go ahead.

What makes you like to stick it right on in Tanner? Say hi to, say hi to Paul. Hey, how's it going? Not too bad, just playing video games. Just playing video games, nice. What you playing? I don't know, Super Mario or some show right now. Super Mario, yeah. How the fuck you not know what you playing I don't know Super Mario or some Sherry now Super Mario you not know what you're playing

good question real that's how you handle women who you fucking put their feet to the fire shit are you are you actually playing a game right currently right now no I'm fucking okay are you watching the TV? No, I'm not watching the TV. What are you shooting? What makes you a rage then? What makes you a rage?

I'm just gonna pick a random example, just off top of my head. When 30 people are fucking yelling at you on how to hook up a goddamn Bluetooth speaker. I can fucking figure it out. I should have the fuck up. And you're telling me the wrong things to click everybody. No, I've leaned, I've learned to love this. When

people are doing simple stuff, I'll get right on top of them and go, you got to do, you got to undo your tire in a clockwise way and skip every bolt. What are you doing? Get it out, get it out, put it on the thing know, I'm easy pressure. I'm just putting the USB drive. Is it mounted yet or what? You have to plug it in. You have to do it. Do it. Yeah.

All right. Thank you. Thank you. Get out of here. You want me to shove you right back into a, into a, into a Tanner? Yes, please. All right.

Okay. All right. All right. I'm back. All right, Tanner. We got to go. Thank you for thank you for doing the cabin boys Thank you for all you I can't wait to see you in LA. All right Bye-bye There's Tanner in the cabin boys. Thank you guys. Let me see if I let me see what else I had Chris the Kiwi has started a new podcast Oh my god, um, I get we don't have time for that. We're gonna have to do it next time What else did I have here? There was more problem with Tifa's breasts.

I wanted to talk about that for a little bit. I don't know if we have time for that. Let me see. Let me get your take on this. On Tifa's breasts? Yeah, you know who that is? That's how fantasy seven girls are. I have a pre-ordered.

I have a pre-ordered. You have what? I have a pre-ordered. You have a pre-ordered. Okay, this? I have a pre-ordered. Oh, you have a pre-ordered. Yeah. Okay, this is some slack-chot idiot saying that I was looking at my mentions and saw people complaining about teeth are looking flat here like, excuse me, bro, you need help, I'm sorry. So he's saying that this is, this, like beggar, as we should be satisfied with the size

of progress here, that this is something to write home about, I guess. This is something to spend your teenage years beating off to. This, I don't think so. What do you think about this? I mean, they think you think so? Probably. Well, I have to have to get a look. I think you have to be way off. I don't know. I don't want to. I think you have some kind of titty dysmorphia to be frank. I think you are much larger than her. Probably. Because this is unrestrained.

I think you have to be frank. I think you have to be frank. I think you are much larger than her. I think you are much larger than her. I think you are much larger than her. I think you are much larger than her. I think you are much larger than her. I think you are much to be frank. I think you are much larger than her. Because this is unrestrained. This is unrestrained right now. We're looking at side boob from the side. You would have to stand like that to get an accurate comparison.

I also need that dress. You would need that dress too. Good point. I do not know. They did $ I also need that dress. So you would need that dress to good point. I do not They did have a million dollars from the Dresden. Yeah, fuck where's my payment? All right, everybody I just want to show a picture and I can't slash the dick show. I'll see you next. Do you want to plug your stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah, please do. I'm on Instagram and Twitch at Pulp Fictionary all one word and my Twitter I lost my old one I got I got suspended Death threat apparently You threatened to kill someone it was actually a joke it was taken out of context

Yeah, of course it was cuz there's no humor on there. No, so but so now my new one is Plop Fictionary because I can't someone took Pulp Fictionary like an asshole They won't and they won't let me have it because they're They're Japanese. Yeah, like they don't understand anything. I'm saying so same same spelling, but instead of pulp, it's plop Plop yeah, plop fiction like like PLUP P L O P Plop I thought I thought you were just rearranging the letters. No, like I had to think of something Yeah, fuck it. I had to explain to my nephew why Uncle was banned from Twitch. I was like, yeah, because people on the end,

it's a bunch of mommies running the internet, man. Yeah, and he's like, you know what, I'm talking about I'm shadowing on everything because, you know, if you don't do anything that's considered, because technically by definition, I'm a sex worker, because I have new photos on the internet. Yeah. So I'm shadowing on everything, which is fucking great

because it looks like I bought all my followers on Instagram. It's fucking fantastic. You have a shitload of people on Instagram. Yeah, I do. And it's like, that's called sex work. Having no nude photos? Technically, yeah. But I also, I do, but I don't do porn or I don't have only fans

or anything like that. I do every man on earth. I do a picture. I do a picture. So definitely go to my picture. It's all a dick. It's all the dick there, right? Yeah, what's your Patreon? It's Pulp Fiction.

Everything will be under that, except for my Twitter because, you know, kind of fucked that one up a little bit. Don't tell your friend that you'll kill them if they send you like disgusting photos apparently that gets constant, you know, this could be it. That's the way you can't do that. Okay.

It was a joke. I'm trying to find a song. I thought I had a song, but I guess I don't do that. Okay. It was a joke. I'm trying to find a song. I thought I had a song, but I guess I don't. Damn it. I swear I had a song for today. Yeah. Oh, I've blown it again.

Let me see if I got any floating around. Play negative XP. If negative XP calls in, I'll play negative XP. I'm not going to play him out for Poe of nothing. I asked that guy. I love that dude. Have you seen that guy's song? Of women were ruined by Scott Pilgrim or something like that

versus the world? Ask me. That's the one that says that my tattoos are awful. I actually really like my tattoos. Don't ever read the comments. Stay away from all the comments. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I actually really like my left arm. It's like probably not my best tattoos. I actually really like them. So it doesn't matter. I like my shitty tattoos.

We love. All right, it's time to watch the big game, Sean. The big game. Oh, I know what I wanted to read. Fuck, I'll read it next week. Fuck, all right, goodbye, everyone. Presenting. Hey.

Hey. Did you guys want to say what makes you a rage? No. Hey. Hey. No, no., take it. I don't know. Take it, take it, take it.

Ready. Oh, cactus cooler. Got to get a lot of stuff here. Military boarding advisor. I don't know. We have no time for this, I'm hungry. I know. People are going to be here, huh?

All right. Goodbye. Good bye, everyone. All right. I know, we have no time for this, I'm hungry. I know, people are gonna be here, huh? All right, goodbye, goodbye everyone. All right, see you, thanks.