The Dick Show - Episode 196 - Dick on Cam Wars

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

My home security system is destroyed, pre-tipping and the dummies who do it, "okay dude" and transphobia, I get duped by a fake chef, the gradual squeezing out of your spending money, Vito talks about comics, Sean talks about sports, I talk about the Federal Reserve, child pornography stickers, a hot girl laughs at Maddox, SSRIs and your erection, Kiwi Chris supports Busby's East and has medical advice, the Hard Men Working Hard release an album, and Late and G*y tickets for Road Rage: Los Angeles; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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One take one take bitch. Oh my god mountain. Do makes an energy drink. Oh, like mountain do isn't like triple the caffeine anyway. Oh, like Mountain Dew isn't like triple the caffeine anyway. That's hilarious. It's the only one I like. Dude, that's the only one I like. That is fucking, that is white trash turbo, man, right there. How do you, amp, amp? How do you make, you do the white trash sauce, you know? I know what's truly pathetic is I had to beg 7-Eleven,

my local 7-Eleven to keep stalking it. Really, just for you, there like no one buys this but you. And I'm like, I know, did you, did you promise I'll buy a can every day if you keep it here? They made you like sign up for a minimum? Yeah, basically. Yeah. Because I'm the only one who likes this swill.

You know, this is a cry for help. But now I can get cases of it from Amazon. I don't want to say that. So now you're fucking your 7-11. Yeah, now my 7-11, I'm like, sorry guys. What do we do with six pallets of out this now full tasting? Does it not taste like Mel do?

No, not really. It tastes like sugar candy. It's somehow only 220 calories a can though. Oh, you sure that serving size isn't like can. Is it like four can 220 calories? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Oh, I love this. This is my medicine.

I can't lie. Yeah. I dated a girl who was addicted to monster. Yeah, and one of her orbiters would bring her a, like a palette of monster for God that she would tear through. Oh, that's so pathetic. That's so pathetic. Because it look for the company or something. So this was a totally normal thing.

Once a month you would wake up and there would be like a big stack of monster ballots. You know man, like this is how man, honey, he's gonna kill me. Like he's gonna kill us. Well, we really, listen, where'd you out that this is here at your house when you wake up?

Man, guys really fuck women up. Yeah. Like, I mean, what must you think if that's what happens in your life? Yeah. Oh yeah, like this guy's just playing you. I don't know, just because like I talk to this guy once. So like, here you go.

Oh, you love this? I love that you love this. She was the same girl I think that told my mom, oh, well, just if you just go and like Stand by the desk at airlines. They'll upgrade you to first class. It happens to me all the time My mom goes oh, yeah, I don't know that I don't know if I'll get the same results Yeah, do you purposely seek out the male attendant and go hi? Would you say that to my mom? I have been trying a new move at airline counters though.

I'm overweight, please accommodate. Shown a little nipple. Well, I keep getting like assigned, I keep getting these cheap flights that you don't get to pick a seat so I keep getting a middle seat. You're not overweight enough. You get middle seats? I keep getting your and lazy.

I will never sat in a middle seat. It's because I'm a man. I don't get to pay the, pick the seat. It's just like randomly assigned. So I I don't get to pick the seat. It's just randomly assigned. So I just go to them and I go listen. People around me, my personal space is not good. I'm not good at that. For the sake of everyone around me, perhaps.

And that works? It does, they go, yeah, all right. I go, I'm just a wide man. Okay, there we go. Yeah, and it's gotten me. They've put me in like exit rows and stuff, the good stuff. I'll just see that guy hammering on that seat. Yeah.

What did you think about that? It will deal with it, man. What do you do? Him. Yeah, him. Yeah, I was pro him. And in any altercation, I'll almost always be pro here. Did anybody on the side of the mat?

Did anybody figure out what he was saying? I did my damnedest to try to pull something out of that. Oh, he was very, you can hear little words. He was like buttering. Yeah, he was buttering. You can make out a couple words, but I never got the whole phrase that I could tell. It's interesting, I've been trying to decipher ever long.

What is that thing that you're holding? Oh, this is a phone with a... Your phone is the size of a brick. Yes. Your phone is the size of this manly charger. I remember that. Oh, that's the size of the battery there. How long does that battery last you veto? Four full charges.

It's actually pathetic that I've gone through the four. It's like... How can you not charge your phone that long? I just, I don't know. I use my phone constantly. Like I can probably, really. Oh yeah, but like more than anybody else. Yes, honestly.

Pull up your, this is the first time I've ever gotten to do this. Pull up your screen time shit. I don't know how to do this. I don't know how to do this. It's on your, pull it up, open your phone and swipe to that left. So you't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that.

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And then go down and it should be already added. It says there's a screen time which it. What is that like an average mine doesn't. What do you mean yours doesn't? What do you have? Let me see your phone that you're looking at. Shortcuts screen. Oh shit screen time right there.

Set up screen time. I got to set it up. You haven't set it up? No. You haven't been tracking your phone usage? No, because I know I'll be highly disappointed. I'll set it up later. Oh my God.

Yeah, I have no idea what the equivalent of that is. I was just hoping I could pull it up and I would win. You think that would be fun? That would be fun. That would be fun. No, I mean, no, I don't think so. I don't think so, but I think it would surprise you. How much I use my phone.

Maybe without knowing anything, it would. I use my phone in the shower, is how I can't be away from it. No, with for real? Yes. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Like, there's no way you're gonna be me. How? I just get in the shower and I just hold the phone away from the water. Oh, yeah. We're jerking off or just we're going. Just like hang out and like surf, you know, check Twitter and do.

I'm gonna do it. No, I don't face that. Your middle seat on an airplane is the least of your problems. You're coming here. This is the, you've been here for five minutes and you are addicted to Mountain Dew amp. Yes amp Yeah, you only sit in middle seats and planes

You're using your size to trick to manipulate them into it to get me the Xero Use a phone the size of a brick in the shower the size of a cinder block. Yes. I'm a nightmare of a human being Does the touchscreen work? What on the phone? Yeah. You mean in the shower? Yes. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know that work. I've noticed that, like if you have any water, like hitting the phone, like I, you know,

I position my ring it around. Like if I drip sweat on my touch pad. I just, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I have to grab a towel like if, like, if water gets on it. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, what are you doing? I like it down.

I got the phone down. I enjoy taking long hot showers. So does he. So do I. Yeah, but then I just. I was ruined it. I just dick around on the phone while I'm in there. Oh my God, Vito.

You just have to avoid the spray. Gross. It's wonderful. Now I've forgotten all about what we were gonna talk about right here. Let's do it anyway. I'm going home Coming after my garbage My daughter bitches Welcome to the day you need you need you love you got it It's a show where I'm gonna be a contest How many live from mountain bucket even harder to be a failure?

How's dick master? NK 20 million dollar man But America's worst Mexican 46 weeks running joining these always is world touring LA basic median shot the audio engineer Hello dick. Hey, what's up, buddy? In studio with us today's veto. How's it going? How you doing? I'm doing all right. I'm doing all right. I can do your problems. One by one, my whole life is being torn apart. You need to pump the brakes on all these really weird quirks that you're letting us know about. I just just is I don't think drinking Mountain Dew Energy drink is that insane of a court? Is this your dating profile? I enjoy amount of doing. I conned a 7-Eleven into stocking Mountain Dew amp for me.

So I conceded men's, the connoisseur is energy drink. Right. I have a phone on the size of a brick. Of a brick. A small dog. Great trash with a bow tie. I use the phone in the shower, bitch. That's what I do.

Yeah. Wait my wiping towel on hand, because I'm a man of luxury. I'm a gentleman of luxury and I hate it. Did you ever pull up your screen time? I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. Oh, I'll help you. I'll help you build your own iPhones.

Got it. Okay. Okay. How you doing, man? I'm doing all right. I'm coming by. Yeah, thanks. I'm living in terror. I'm living an object fear. Oh, yeah.

Unimaginable suffering at every moment, Sean. They're coming after my, my garbage is are unprotected. Your garbage is are unprotected, huh? I'm protected right now as we speak. I always wish someone would steal my garbage's. Oh do you? Yeah. Like right out of the kitchen.

So I don't have to take it out. Oh yeah, like a garbage goblin. Yeah, like a garbage goblin. You gotta have kids and then teach them. I mean, leaving a key under the mat, things like that. It's like, yeah, just come in. Just, I know your, hey, garbage is free for the taking, free to good home.

Amazon garbage man, come in there, mess it up, try not to molest it. This is, this is, this is where my security camera used to be outside my house. Here's a picture of it. Now where is that on the side? On the side of my house. Yeah, oops, Vito, I don't have you in there.

I can get you in the other one. This is where the security camera used to be on my house. What does that look like happen to you? I mean, this is- Oh, I think I got snapped off. This is unscrewed out of the wall. This wire has been torn. The rubber has been, we're talking about like an ethernet cable,

has been completely torn off the wall. And the worst part is this was the only camera on my garbage. So now they're totally unprotected. Someone is setting up a hit on my garbage is check this out. Check this out. This is, I don't know if this has anything to do. I mean, I'm actually I'm actually concerned To be honest like I am a little bit too. That's kind of spooky That's what the security camera was therefore right like it didn't happen the security camera was already there to yeah to protect Again stuff like this now. It's been ripped off. No, does the security camera does it automatic? Manson level shit. We're talking about the role. We're talking about made in Hollywood.

Once upon a time in Hollywood, they did this. They cut the lines before they came in and killed them. Here is, and it's definitely like somebody did it. There's no way like there are. There are. There is a hell of a place. Discord full of all the rejected lovers from this show who go and conspire against me, like Cameron Clark and all these guys, like Leahy, all these guys that have been booted

out of the show for a ridiculous behavior. And a bunch of chicks pretending their guys, they, they sit in a discord and shit on the show. They think that this, that I'm faking this, faking having the security camera ripped off the side of my house, that it was a localized weather event that happened under an overhang against,

only against the side wall of my house, like a tornado that then took the camera away and deposited it else, because it's fucking gone. Well, that's not your style. That's not your style. Like you, if you want, though, I'm gonna paint it swastika's all over my house. I'm gonna get it right, though.

Make sure I don't get the swastika the wrong way because I've never drawn one. If you want drama, you know a million ways to start it other than something like as boring as that. Oh, look what I did. I'm terrified. No, well, I mean, this might be my garbage. It would be boring for you to have done that yourself. Okay, so here's the great,

does it, okay, does it think, there's the role? Here's the great news. I have an automatic alert on my calendar every four months that says check the security cameras because this is Chinese shit. Chinese shit cameras, combined with the reliability of wirelessness

that comes together in a system that works about 1% of the time. Like the amount of time I have dumped into trying to get these fucking cameras to work for longer than a week without shitting out as necessitated the quarterly review of my security systems that guess what have been dead since the beginning of December. So I had one camera. What is like budget kit like this looks like 15 year old technology to like here's the

best part of you doing I go to upgrade and it is an endless series of kitschy bullshit Battery-charged phones that you have to check the battery on with service plans because they upload everything into the fucking cloud Wouldn't you wish you had it? Yeah, no because they're only recorded seven days Even if I would have had the cloud version, I would have noticed it late. I'll get to that. But the first thing that makes me a rage is the fucking cloud. The naming it of the cloud has made hard drive space in Iowa

or orbiting the fucking earth the most premium data storage that has ever existed in human history. If I wanted a decent camera system that just recorded shit and kept it, it would be like, this same system would have been like $50 a month. Yeah. Instead of just sitting on a fucking hard drive in my house.

No, I've had the same problem because I was like trying to figure out security cameras. It's to get into people's garbage is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how to feed Chris. How do I do feed this? Maybe they might have some half-drug mountain dew amp in there. Isn't it insane?

They all have baggage with you. Yeah, it's a real cheap deal. It's five bucks per camera for a month. Like, whoo, why? Yeah. And then you're like, well, how long does it store the footage for? And they're like, well, 10 seconds. 10 seconds, pretty much.

Afterwards we set it directly to the FBI so they can, you know, analyze your life. What you're doing, so we can parallel construct all the things that you're doing in the capsule. The cop will send the best cop in the world over who will find your stash of bitcoins real fast. It's your fucked.

You're either stuck with 20-year-old technology that all that comes in pre tinted with that ugly yellow color. It's already aged. It's supposed to be white, but it turns this smokey yellow pre aged like dental equipment. Or you're stuck paying this fucking life subscription for the rest of your life. I don't know what's your life worth. Well, I have to do this calculation. Now, here is step two of this thing.

So I tried to trace it back to see what could have happened here, right? I don't like jumping to conclusions and just saying, hey, look, that crazy lunatic GM from BuzzBees who texted me my own home address after calling me and calling me a fucking loser. After calling me at home on a Sunday night, I rate that we played his call

where he says Maddox canceled the show, called me at my home, and then texted me my home address. Could have been him, but let's trace it back and see when it might have happened, right? So here's the clues I've pieced together. Guy, we already did all the, we did the bonus episode, by the way, that's out bonus episode 45 where we listened to that call, where he calls me, calls me a fun loser. Um, they canceled the show on canceled, they canceled the show, because of Maddox, uncanceled the show, because of me, recanceled the show, because of Maddox,

uh, then recanceled it, uncanceled the show because of Maddox, then recancel that uncancel the show because everybody went after their Yelp reviews or maybe they got a change of heart or something like that, I don't know. I'm not a good mind reader, right? I'm just a guy trying to do a show which is on and sold out. Recancel that then sent me an email saying

that they would let me do it if I promised no illegalities would take place, right? That's the important part, yeah. Then you're personally responsible for 200 plus people, what they choose to do, you can control. Okay, I'll tell them not to drink anything because that's the only illegalities that's gonna take place is them driving

after having one beer that you guys sold them. That's, it's so weird how people think, people think if they can't relate to it directly, they think certain people think if they can't relate to it directly, they think certain people have complete power over groups of people. It's like, dude, good luck. You ever seen a parent? There's a parent trying to get three kids to do anything.

The reason that they, if they ever do what I say, it's because I told them something they wanted to do. Like that's the amount of control anyone has over a mob, especially on this side. Like you guys, get fucking wake up, jack off twice. Oh yeah. I didn't make them do that. Get up and run two miles.

Fuck you. Be seven minutes late, be 15 minutes late to work, and then just say you were in the bathroom taking a shit. Like Dick, you have to, will you stop telling these people to shit at work. Just telling them shit they want to do. Um, okay, that happened. The call happens.

Then I noticed that the security camera's ripped off the side of my house, right? And I think, well, who could have done this? Who could have done such a crazy thing? Who would have done it? It's a coincidence, right? And you're trying to coincidence. I'm trying to figure out when it happened.

Because it happened. I doubt you look up there that often. No, I'm not looking at my house. Shit, has it been a week? Has it been two days? Has it been a month? Then I notice something else, Sean. I'm out there looking for the camera because I want to see if these,

I want to see if, like maybe it's a raccoon or a bear or some shit. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it is a localized tornado that happens sideways only against the side of my house to unscrew it or someone out of the wall. Pressure washing the side of their house

and it got away from them and anything could have happened. It's under an overhang by the way. Yeah, so you really have to get it. I was clearing the brush and looking around for the camera. Like if this was just an accident, still be here, right? Right, that's what I'm talking about. Somebody ripped it off the wall, they would take it. That's a trophy.

I guess. Or maybe it has a finger. It's some of a purse. There's no way for it to go anywhere and like someone did it, right? So I'm clearing off all the brush and I notice this shit. This is my house, so look at the, sorry that there's, there's tubs in there.

This, you see this down here on the bottom left. Yeah, you're directly under the security cam. This is the earthquake thing. Yeah. That earthquake gas valve that I was talking about last week, right? That shuts off on when it gets an impact. Like when you, when an earthquake happens, it's knocking around, it shuts off the gas. Yeah.

It also shuts off the gas if something big falls on it. Mm-hmm. That means, look, look at, I mean, this is, I'm not fucking columb, I'm more of a columbo unless of a Sherlock Holmes over here. But from what I'm seeing is somebody ripped this off and then fell on the fucking earthquake sensor and cut the gas off. Yeah. Which was last Wednesday. Which was also the day after you got the phone. Which was the same day, which would have been the same night that that original fucking guy texted me my own name out of nowhere.

Yeah. How's that? Circumstantial, but it begs some more investing day. It's chilly, right? I don't know, so that's what camera. But that camera, can you see that camera when you approach the house? My house is blanketed in cameras.

All decoy cameras apparently. Oh, okay. But there's a ton of them. And it's got one of those red infrared things going on at the time. Well, I'm just worried like was he doing something that he realized I might be on camera. Let me get this specific one.

Yeah. No other weird damage or anything then. And they're all fine because of their Chinese shit. I'm glad the coronavirus is wiping that whole country out. Oh, Jason, that's a little dog shit. Boddocks. How much of my life has been fucking ruined with inferior Chinese manufacturing, fucking enter

and okay buttons on things? I don't, guys. Everything that occurs in the world is karma for dick. He's like, yeah, that's what those Chinese get specifically because they screwed mate. Well, now you understand them. Now you guys will think twice before making such shoddy and theoretically related to you.

Um, I'm not paying for those subscription cameras. Okay, what else do I got here? Subscriptions are a lot, right? Um, it's like 60 bucks a month or something. It's a lot for what I know that it is. Like you guys just stick this on here to fuck with people. I know that you're just sticking this on here to fuck me. Well, like, why can't you just plug in like a big hard drive

and just be like, you just dump it to that and I'll check it every month. Oh, that's another dollar. That's an additional fee. I'll agree. It's like a corking fee. Ha, ha, ha, right? You bring a bottle of wine to a restaurant.

Yeah, they'll open it, but you're gonna pay for it. Because I have my own cloud, you need a corking fee for that cloud. Yeah, stop calling it a fucking cloud. We're so fluffy and beautiful. When you pay for a cloud, you wouldn't pay for a hard drive, ugly hard drive, sitting in the end somewhere,

you'd pay for a cloud though. You can't call it a box. Okay, what else do I have here? The pre-service tip invasion. I have that. Okay. You see that? You know those little deals?

Are you swiping your card now or put your card up against it so it reads the chip? You haven't done that? Oh yeah. It's cool. It goes up here in the future. Blue? Yeah. No swiping. No insertion. Yeah, but it's what you do. The ones that say, you've got to swivel the thing. Yeah, no swiping, not on that insertion. I would say the ones that say,

you gotta swivel the thing, they swivel the thing to you. Right. And have you sign it. Like swear or whatever. Yeah, they swivel the thing and have you sign it. And for some, some unholy reason, it gives you the option of leaving several tips. Yeah.

The size of which which no human person whatever have, and you're sitting there dumbfounded thinking, well, now I feel like shit because there's no fucking way I'm tipping you for the service of doing a swivel. No, no, no, no, no. You're making me pick it. I know that you're looking at me.

You know that I'm not gonna do it. I'm swiveling it back. Secondly, some people will. Some people will. And that's why they write it like that. And whoever made this knows that. Of course, it is the sick feeling of having a tough time saying no under a lot of circumstances. Well, I have the option.

So should I be or other people doing this pre-tip? It's shit. You haven't even got your food yet. There could be a window of lucite protecting, preventing any kind of service from happening across the counter, and still that fucking tip thing is staring back at you. Yeah, you see what I'm talking about?

Yeah, no, I do know what you're talking about, and I've had that same feeling where I'm like, why is it asking me to tip? There's nothing going on here. I just bought battery. But it is because, but it is because there is always going to be that one guy who goes, oh, the option to give you more money

for some reason that appeals to me. I brought it in because I found a woman who was writing about it. This fuck the state of women in this world. If I just want to article it in by one woman, oh women are you garbage. Me now. I know women say that.

The flat white, here's her experience with this. The flat white coffee drink was $4. That's an Australian. They call it flat white. Really? If it's got cream in it, yeah. Her name was Hillary Stount. A suggested tip was $300.

I don't know. New Zealand does it too, but that's, I learned that. A suggested tip was $3. The cashier, a grumpy New York City coffee house. No, there's New York City. Maybe she's flat white. Oh, yeah, that's a thing. They have probably system. They got the bitch, bitch trying to sound fancy. And she heard it from her friend. Swipe the credit card world to screen on her iPad sales device around to face the customer at a tip to screen commanded listing one, two, and three dollars.

There was a no tip and a customized tip in case you wanna throw on like, 10 or 20 bucks. Yeah. Under that pressure, the middle choice, two dollars seemed easiest. That was three. Choice.

Seemed easiest. Seemed easiest, because it's right in the middle. Right, just seemed, it's like, I'm gonna tip based on convenience fucking over everybody else everybody else you ever go to a South American country someone you know who's showing you around and they say don't you fucking tip yeah don't you fucking dare tip and if you're ever there with American person at most do not do not fucking this up for us.

Don't fuck it up. I know you California F slurs like that. Yeah, Costa Rica's like that. Remember that grandma that we met there who's showing us around is that you, you small, dicked F slurring cues. Don't you fuck our country up with your tips. Yep. She put it in writing.

Jesus. Yeah, yeah. She was mean. She left a voicemail for us. That's my right hand. I'm okay with it being an idiot tax though for people who are presented with a... It's creeping up you. Yeah, just don't do it though.

Tips have crept up from 10% to 20%. Well, that's dreading like 60 years or something like that. Well, I'm seeing more restaurants do and the thing where they put a sign and they say, just please don't tip. Like don't feed the pigeons. Yeah, well, all our prices consider the, you know, what it costs and whatever and we pair employees, right? So just don't bring tip into this.

That's what we need. We found that tips were 70% higher on average at the location that asked for them only after people received their thing. Obviously they get less. And they viewed it as manipulative and reduced the likelihood that they would become repeat customers. Yeah, so it doesn't work. Bullshit. So it's bad.

They're lying. I know. I don't think it's gonna go. I think it's gonna go. I think it's not gonna go. I think so too. Oh yeah, sure. You guys can't help yourselves.

I'm thinking about, you know those things that have it like, I know IKEA has them where, when you're walking out, there's like four different, like how was your experience? And there's like a happy face button, a sad face button, a neutral face. A neutral face button, you can press it or whatever. I think that's what tipping is gonna become

once we have the chips embedded in our hand. That would be great. Is it on the way out? Slap the $1. Neutral your ass. Yeah. We have those in the bathrooms at airports. And I think it's the dumbest thing.

That's like idiocracy level. So right after you shit on your own hands, you're going up and just smearing it. Half of people wash their hands. That's what the coronavirus has taught me. If you listen the other week, somebody shit on my hands, the other way. Wait, what?

I was done, reached into the toilet, put it there, Jim, and just pulled out a bunch of shit. There's shit, fuller, no. Yeah, somebody had smeared fucking, there was like globs of shit underneath them. Yeah. People are bad at public bathrooms, huh? Dude.

Yeah, just like every time I go, I'm like, it's amazes me, People are bad at public bathrooms, huh? Dude. Yeah. Just like every time I go, I'm like, it's amazing to me. Because when I use a public bathroom afterwards, I look back at what I've brought. I just, yeah, I've made sure I'm like, did I leave a pub on the seat? Is there little sprinkles of piss everywhere? And then I, you know, take a paper, whatever.

And I cleaned it a little bit. Give it a drape. But 90% of the time you go in, and it's just a horror show. And some kids took the time to get on his hands and knees with his pen knife, his carve, his name, and the fucking toilet. You're like, what is wrong with you?

Why do you want people to sit on your face? You weird kids. Let's see what else I got here. A, the host is perpetrated, perpetrated fraud on me at the Pacific dining car. Okay, here we go. Uh-oh. Yeah, okay.

I went there. How did this? I went there with coach. You remember when I went there with coach and Keon? And that old lady was making them feel like they had a mom for the first time? Yes, yes. We met this old lady at a bar at the bar

who was just like complimenting them nonstop and their fucking heads their hearts are like growing like the Grinch Starting to feel all happy with themselves. Yeah, the old bitches complimenting them. Uh-huh She was a nice trick. I'm I'm joking about that of course Then we go sit we go sit down and I see one of the hottest, like the level of the hottest chick where it becomes like one of the hottest chicks that I've seen it a long time. Where you're angry. Yeah. Yeah.

You fucking bitch. How dare you be that hot? God dammit. How come we don't have the technology for me to split off an ancillary version of myself that can go pursue that woman? Like why do I have to sit here suffering with the, who is in a chef outfit? Like she was wearing a hat.

The hot lady. Yeah. Hot chef. Extremely hot chef. Not working for the diner though. Working at the diner. Not working at the diner hot chef. Fraturizing at the other chefs, that's what I thought.

I was captivated by this. How could a bitch that hot put in the effort to be working at the Pacific Dining Cows, which is a very upscale steakhouse, very expensive steakhouse, not just a diner. Not a diner, it's a dining cart. I thought you were meant to, she was slinging hash and like a bunch of.

No, no. How could someone who is not, she's like a professional, be a chef? First of all, that's weird. Only, Kremlin only, former criminals are chefs. Okay. Why is that?

I don't know, that's not true. I don't know, I've not heard this. No, it's true. Which chefs, they might be 90% of chefs have a criminal record Which chefs, they might be, they might be, they might be, they might be, they might have to have a criminal record. Well, they might be line cooks or something, but, yeah. Well, they're chefs.

They come out of prison and for some reason go become chefs. Chefs. That's great. It's just one of those job markets where they don't, you know, it's not like, oh, you're a felon, you can't work here. It's like, yeah, you can cut a potato. Maybe. They come in and explore all the ways and work their way up.

Well, except for all the, it the fucking schooling for the top one. It's the school to prison to chefs system. Okay, that we have in America. Yeah. Right. Yeah, private. Everyone knows about private prisons. And then for private restaurants.

Yeah. Anyway, I mean, I mean, we killed all those people and now we love them. What? Gordon Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay, the those people and now we love him. What? And that's a Gordon Ramsay or a Ramsay the murder. Yeah. Yeah.

Love gang puck. I can't wait to all those women. That he became, you know, Wolfgang Puck. Wolfgang Puck. I think he's the only one that could stop Trump. Gordon Ramsay. Oh, I think there's some Wolfgang Puck. Trump was giving a speech at CPAC, that thing,

the political, whatever it is, the Republican thing. He imitates Bloomberg and ducks down below his podium so that only his eyeballs are sticking out and starts, yeah, does this, he says, look, I'm being Mike Bloomberg. And then he gets down, crouches down like he's too short to see over the podium and then does an imprint. And I'm sitting at this, I'm this is going this is a funny is like just his little eyes this is how this is what he's doing yeah you guys can't you have no

chance at stopping that that's hurting you look at me I'm Mike Bloomberg look at me look at me are you fucking kidding me okay no 14% of people are not sure that Corona the beer is related to Corona the virus. And you got a guy doing, I'm so sure my eyeballs are sticking out, look at me. No fucking chance at hell, you're gonna beat this guy. Doing pretend curls at the gym. I've been talking about policies.

I've been, Hi, look at me, I'm Mike Bloomberg. I've been reading YouTube comments lately. Oh, yeah. Just, yeah, which is, which is a, I mean, they're just even worse than I ever thought. They're the best. And in the, in the last year, I think, all right, the National IQ has got to be plummeting. There is no, you are, cannot convince me that people are not dumb or today than they were.

I don't know if it's, no, stupid people breeding or and pull that. If the printing press was ubiquitous and free to everybody in like the 15th century, I don't know. I think you could have read some pretty dumb takes. Yeah. Maybe I think the dumb people, yeah, maybe are just more visible.

I don't know. I think there's more of them as a percentage of the population. But it's a population. New wants stupidity. We're a guy like has the ability to like edit these videos, but they're all about how the earth is flat, you know? Oh, I see. It's like he's not dumb because he has the skills to make a convincing argument.

Right. The argument is just we've never been to space. So, in dealing with it. Maybe the difference is we actually have smart people now. Because back then it was like the smartest guy saying putting leeches on your dick will cure syphilis. Now we can actually do it. Yeah.

Okay, go ahead. You're saying to them. Anybody see a couple of weeks ago, anybody see the Tyson Fury, DeGente Wilder fight? No. No, I have been. I'm flirting with his girlfriend now. I bought it. I bought it.

I bought it so I could watch it by myself. Because that's what you are. So fucked. Man, I love watching boxing. I love scoring. Like I love going to the Scor card. Oh, yeah. Oh my.

Yeah, definitely. I mean, I'll write it down on a piece of paper. I just want to see what it ends up being. You match up with it. Do you do baseball stats too? No. Is that like a dark, is that like heroin for you? Like you don just want to see what it ends up being. You match up with it. So, do you do baseball stats too? No, I've never gotten in. Is that like a dark, is that like heroin for you? Like, you don't want to get into it, because you get addicted to it.

No, I've never, I've never, I don't even know if I've ever had a, like, a score card in front of me. What have you held up? I don't think I'd know how to do it. Like, when you were a kid and you saw the moms keeping scored doing the little base thing, yeah, drawing lines, I never, I don't know. I don't have some kind of weird appeal to you, like, Hentai does to me. No, no.

Um, so. Slide appeal. So immediately after the fight, like while, a fury destroys wilder. What was your scorecard? Do you really write it down? Yeah, I do, yeah. I had, I had brainwashed.

And when I was tabulating, like, hits, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to break or whatever. That was like a nine, nine round because he definitely, there, wilder maybe could be given the second round, but Fury, Fury's a much, much better fighter. Wilder has the hardest right hand and fucking the history of boxing. Let me just say Fortnite guys, Fortnite night. I'm going to drop some millennial things and keep listening. Fortnite night. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm Fort Nussleys gonna say, I'm going to, poke him on a new Pokemon movie,

looks like shit compared to the old one. So I'm gonna ask him again. Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead. He destroys him, right? So I go on YouTube and I'm looking for like, oh, highlights analysis, all that kind of stuff. I go, oh, here's the latest, first up analysis blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I read the comments on they on the side. YouTube. Two comments down. Dude, immediate race war. Inmediate. Yeah, that's my, yeah. Dude, completely already. I'm like, well, I'm out.

You went, you went looking into the comments for like insightful. I mean, not for, not for insight. I was just curious. You're just curious. Just curious. What did you want to find though? You had to want to find some. Oh, no, I just wanted to see how bad it was.

Oh, I love them. I recently I've gotten into porn comments. People do not, oh man, I'm going to sarcasm at all. That's this, if that needed to be reiterated, a third of people just don't get jokes. Because they don't understand the concept that you're... No, it's true. It's true. What do you think?

You're a comedian. Wait, is that true? Well, that's not a real statistic, I'm assuming. Well, let's say real statistic. I don't know if it's true. I don't know if it's a true statistic. I think it is. There are a number, sarcasm is very hard these days.

People take over. Are you sarcastic? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought so. I knew it. Yeah, the, what do you mean you're looking at porn comments? Porn hub. Like man, he's really fucking that girl. They'll say all kinds of hot stuff. I go sometimes I'll load the video.

I don't even watch the video. I just scroll down to the comments. Wait, they'll say all sorts of hot stuff you're getting off on the comments. Yeah. What could they possibly say? Wow, look at those tits. I mean, like awesome. I don't want to read a bunch the comments. Yeah. What could they possibly say? Wow, look at those tits, be like awesome. I don't wanna read a bunch of comments.

He's not getting off on the comments. Yeah, I am. I'm getting off on them. Why don't you just look at the awesome tits? Why do you wanna know the imagination is better? It's why a book is better than a movie. You know when they're both good. You get to, you get to,

you get to, I'm knowing that that guys, then we were like both, team. Sounds gay now. What's gay about two guys being a chick in my mind? Okay, so this bitch, this chef, the hot chef, stuck in my mind and forgot about that. Man, how the fuck does a hot chef like that exist? So I took, I tricked 80s girl into going back to that restaurant with me to see I was like,

let's go on a real fancy date PDC very expensive right hoping that I would secretly see this chef again We walk in she's a fucking hostess You what the hell was all that chef shit then What so now she's not high scream that ad her at the moment upon entering the restaurant Fuck you're supposed to be a chef. You fucked up my whole conception. I'm sorry, sir. I slapped all of the those chocolate balls.

Yeah, I have a little tub of that. The rochets, the phones that are the least in the show. She has a prison record. She's back out of my league again then. So she was not a chef. No, not a chef. Why the fuck was she wearing all that chef's shit then? She was cosplaying as a chef.

She was cosplaying as a chef. She was lurping as a chef. Okay, that was my problem with fake chef hostesses. Yeah, that's a classic problem that I encountered. I think this neighborhood got gentrified, by the way. You think what do you talk? Yes, suddenly, no, no, no, but this, this has always been a nice area up top. Nice, but then suddenly down below has gotten gentrified.

Oh, yeah, if you're talking about Highland Park, suddenly, this weekend, it has become gentrified. There's all these assholes crammed into our favorite taco restaurant Make it take forever being loud and obnoxious. No, it's because it's always what happens when the real estate market booms People get priced out of the areas they want so they start looking in the surrounding areas and start buying there When did you first move to this area about three years ago? I think yeah because I was living here like six, seven years ago in Highland Park. Well, yeah, but see, but this is a home park. What is this?

This is Mount Washington. Yeah, but when you go down to the bottom, is it still Mount Washington? It doesn't have a name. No, Cypress Park. No, Cypress Park. You don't use the names of the places that are going to be. I know Highland Park, which you're right next to. Cypress Park, Glassill Park.

Yeah. Okay. And those areas have come up. Here's another one that I know you're familiar with, Vito. Oh boy. The Greta tattoo. Oh yeah. Dude, I got a mad about that.

Oh good. Sean, do you know about the Greta tattoo? Or the Greta sticker? Yeah. Sticker. Hold on, let me just Google it. Greta getting railed sticker. That's what I thought. A Canadian oil company

has printed stickers on Greta's somber getting right getting fucked from behind with their pig tails getting grabbed onto oil company. Canadian. Yeah. Their health care system's not looking so good now. It's going to be hard to find the picture of the sticker because they don't want to show they're like, oh, we can't possibly show it. It's so tiny. It's child pornography. They're calling it. Oh, come on. So for everybody who's shitting on DigiBro, for beating off to Lollipoporn or whatever he's

doing, you paved the way for this to be child pornography or fucking assholes. So it's a drawing. Yeah. Yeah. And as far as the feminist space will have it. True, but I don't think it was even originally a drawing of her. I think it was like a stock decal.

A girl with pigtails getting railed. And they just labeled it Greta. Oh, that's, yeah. And it's trying to be like, well, now it's child porn. I'm like, what if I take a picture of a naked lady and I put a kid's name on it? Is it child porn then? Here it is.

Yeah, there it is. I got, so I posted it on Twitter. Yeah. First of all, a bunch of people are like, it shows her getting raped. I'm, so I posted it on Twitter. That doesn't go. Yeah. First of all, a bunch of people are like, it shows her getting raped. I'm like, you don't know, she could be consenting to getting railed by the oil logo. You don't know.

Why? Yeah. And somebody just put her name on it, so it's her. That's right. That's nothing to do. Oh, there's literally saying this is child pornography. I got a temporarily banned from Twitter for posting it. Yeah.

And I posted it like in a newsy way where I'm like, here's that image. She's a child getting bigger. She's a child getting bigger. It's not rape. You don't know that it's rape. How do you know that she's not consenting to the situation? She's 17, which is the legal age of consent. Oh, really?

Yeah. I didn't know that. She's legally an adult in Canada. So I don't know. So I don't know. Calling a child porn is uh is more is more progressive. Yeah sure. A more protective of women and less misogynistic actually Vito. That's what I was going for. The age of consent for women should not have an age of consent.

It should be. You should not have to allow to have sex. They should have women should have a gradient of consent instead of an age of consent. Do you know what I mean? Like by the time there, by the time women are 95 years old, then them just being in your bedroom naked, having sex with you, that is consent. But for every year stepping back, they need a more elaborate form of consent. Like texting you, I'll suck your dick tonight is not, is not enough. Does that make sense? Do you know what I mean? I mean, just being there suck your dick tonight is not, is not enough. Does that make sense? Do you know what I mean?

I mean, just being there and participating in sex does not mean consent. Consent, I see, yeah. It's as you're protecting you. Right, yes. Yes, because you know, if a woman's 30, like under 30, she should be able to change her mind the next day, that's on you, buddy.

Because she's stupid as hell. What were you saying anyway? I was gonna say that, like does that image shock an offend you? Is that shocking? It's offensive, I can't say that. I mean, kind of does, yeah. We're gone honest, yeah.

I kind of do think that's pretty shocking and offensive. Cause I did think that was a little girl. A bunch of the, I don't know. Well, the picture is right. I guess the way, yeah, if you look at it, I don't know, it could be a grown woman. It's such a shitty image. Because everybody's been telling me nonstop

that she's a little girl. Like the, I read it. She's 17 years old. I didn't know that. Yeah, she's like, she's a little old. I thought she was like 12. No. She's 17, she's done fucking two stints and jail.

What do you, she's, she's honor, she's been a way to become a chef jobs. Yeah, pretty chef I don't know all these articles though. I keep seeing about her like we cannot possibly show you this horrific image It's like which makes it like way worse than it actually is. It's not even that bad Yeah, it's like a Calvin pissing on a Chevy logo Like this committing a miscreant felony chavandalism charge. Like you write an article that says, oh, they made a sticker of Greta getting rapes. I'm like, I expect.

You know, Jesus. In your head, it sounds a million times more. Of course it does. A Canadian oil company stoked a major controversy after an image of a pornographic sticker. That's not pornographic. Emerged showing teenage climate activist, Greta Thumburgs being sexually assaulted.

You sexually assaulted. How do you know she's being assaulted? Does that communicate it by the picture? They put a tram stamp that says Greta on some fucked up stupid little weak image. What if she negotiated at a time with the oil company logo? I like when you pull out of my hair. Who doesn't like getting fucked by a big oil? Yeah, everybody. Everybody. We've all been doing it and we're all continuing to do it.

Um, anyway, I'm just mad I got banned from Twitter. Speaking of Twitter, bands, okay, dude. Why did you get banned from Twitter? Because I posted the picture. Oh, I had to apologize. I had to do the Twitter apology where you have to delete it. They go. Somebody said, I think Matt fuckface, he got suspended from Twitter

and you can explain yourself in the appeal. He said, I'm gonna kill myself unless you restate my account. And they did. The classic him. So that might want that shit going with. Yeah, that might work. Oh man.

I just say, I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna do that next time. Yeah, I will fucking kill myself. Why not? That's pretty good. He's that on everything. You're fired. I'm gonna kill myself if you just joke here.

Cause if it gets out, there's gonna be hell to pay for them. Yeah, exactly. I'm breaking up with you. I'm killing myself. Yep. Sorry. That move works always. It does.

Here's an okay dude who's transphobic speaking of Twitter bands. That guy's Zuby music who called into the show before. Was he to permanently band? No, just to spend the same kind of deal for saying, okay, dude, to a trans woman. And that same shit has happened to me more times than I remember. Being chastised or in some way,

shamed or fucked with for saying dude, for calling a trans woman dude. When I called, did you think they were a woman? No, I just say dude. Oh no, I know. I know. Totally everybody.

Everybody, they're fucking time. Like just so you know, I'm not a dude anymore. Like just so you know, if I'm talking in your direction, it's a coincidence because I don't see you or anybody else other than bi-organic machines that turn oil into money I use guys for like a like a group of people if there's one or two guys and two or three women I'm just like you guys like Sorry, it's just that all encompassing I

Don't I've never had anybody take a show the transfer calling everyone a guy come on show Yeah, have you ever called a trans person have have you ever said dude and get your balls busted? No, no, I haven't. I fucking have. You haven't like like a public situation? Like, to their face and they go, I'm not a dude. Yeah. I have never.

God, dude. I don't know if I ever called a trans person dude. Have you ever called a woman dude? But yeah, yeah, yeah, all the time. Well that's the thing is I'm sure I have just talking like, you know, dude the other day this thing I was just on the side. I was yeah, plowing 80s girl last night. Oh, dude, dude, dude like that Dude, that's why there's a fucking that's why there's a crumpled up football jersey and helmet in the hallway

I see dude. Oh, dude. Was it sure? Dude Well, there you go. That's that one. Having wide receiver fantasy. I think you guys have been having a bunch of hot takes lately. Yeah, he's not there in my field. Some of them are bad. What was his bad one though?

There's one recently. I don't know. Yeah, I forget it was going wide. Sometimes I like Zubi, but sometimes his takes feel like, like, baby's first hot take. Oh, he was the white, uh, the white privilege. He's like, white privilege doesn't exist. Okay. If you know, we can talk about it in ways where like, you know, there's

different types of privilege. Yeah. You know, you don't, doesn't not exist. Yeah, male privilege doesn't exist either. Yeah. When I get pulled over by the cops, like literally my first thought is always, oh, thank God, there's no black guys in this car right now. Cause we would be in some trouble. I don't know why people get upset by it. Me, every time I say it on the show, people get upset by it.

Like of course there's every kind of privilege in every kind of this way. Because I don't wanna walk into a black barber shop as myself, like, hey, what's up, fellas? And that specific instance, there is a white disadvantage. Yeah. Yeah.

There's various privileges depending on any situation. Free minds. People that's important. The white privileges, however, are pretty good. Country club memberships and shit like that. Well, I remember one time, you said, you said, you know, that's it, what would you pick? What would you pick if you could ask Josh that?

Yeah, what race would you pick in America and the way the world is today and stuff? Well, who do you think gets the most advantage? Yeah, there you go. Why women? Yeah, there's trans women. Foster women. Big trans women?

No, no, no. No, I pick white woman. I think white women, you get the most benefits. Really? Yeah. Oh man. I'm a man. You think white women, you get the most benefits. Really? Yeah. Oh man. I'm a... You think man is better.

I'm not trading, I'm not trading white women. I think a white woman with a man's brain? When, where's that? No, but you're saying you get to pick what you're gonna be. Like, I see you would keep your own brain. No, no. You get stuck with statistically whatever that thing. No, that's different.

Right. What would you like? Why would you want to be an Indian with a woman's brain? Because that's not my man brain. Why? I don't know, because I don't have, you know, Puzzle solving capabilities. It's not like that. Not so professional thought.

So a guy with an acoustic guitar couldn't come along and make you do whatever he wanted. Yeah, that's why you why I want to be able to Resist that temptation bell. Yeah, but I go with a pallet of mountain dew amp. Yeah, you know, I'm down I want to be able to go through the day without ever sucked dick for an energy drink Cuz why cuz a white woman has a white woman problem has It's not like quantum leap where you get to pick with your brains.

Well, maybe that's why trans, you know, maybe that's why people are being transgender. You're getting the best of both worlds. Oh yeah. Oh, that's a cynical view. Well, if you get to keep the man brain. Or a worst of both worlds. You know, and if you can get a passable hot body,

yeah, you can get a lot done. It's judgmental. I don't know where to go with that one, Vito. You're a master of sitting on this and sky. I don't know. Maybe I've on could Trump basically. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I don't know if you would want to be.

Yeah. If you could pick, you'd want to be Ivanka. Well, you have on the conning and strategy of a man in the man. I've got a manipulative image of a woman. So see, fast. Okay. Exactly. So here's a year in wages, Asada.

I found this this morning. This is how far the median male income has gone versus expensive since 1980. See a nice big gap in 1985. We've got housing, healthcare, vehicle, expenses, and college. I'll stack up on top of each other. It's about halfway, halfway to the median mail income line. You see that right there?

Now we follow, we follow these through the years, 1985, 1990, 1995. See housing, the housing, high, high slice, increasing healthcare, going up a little bit, vehicle going up a little bit, college going up a little bit, median mailing, come, not going up quite as fast. Nope, is it? No big white area seems to be the white area

of money leftovers getting smaller and smaller and smaller, 2000, 2005, 2010, whoa, big jumps, housing and healthcare and college. Everything racing, squeezing that white even tighter and tighter. So you get to 20, we get to 2020, oh no, 2018. Yeah. Housing, healthcare, vehicle, college, rising up to the level of male, median income.

There is no white space left. No, you've got nothing for you. This is you. This is you. This white area is you. You've been fucking erased. Can we, can we, can we, can we take it over?

It's surprising other than no white space left. No white left. I feel like I'm on a white nationalist podcast. No, we're being squeezed out. There's no white spaces left. Squeezed out by the greens and the blues and the red. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, all these colored graphs and stuff. Uh, I mean, the sad thing is, the sad thing is if this was median blackmail income, I

promise you would be less. You know, pretending that you could not, it's going to be, it's going to be well below college into vehicle, healthcare and housing. pretending that- Big trouble. You could not, it's gonna be, it's gonna be well below college into the vehicle, healthcare, and housing. Well, healthcare costs seem to be the biggest ones there. This is, this white area is also the percentage chance of not committing suicide. I think being driven down to absolutely nothing.

Yeah. Yup, sucks. Fuckin' sucks. You see, you know, it's perfectly reasonable. It feels exactly like that. That's real. That's real like it. Exactly like that.

Oh yeah, yeah. People aren't really making any more money. They're making a little bit maybe, you know, but certainly not keeping up with cost of living. Yeah, and it's like, you see this, and then think about anything, any thoughts about like starting a family or anything like that? Oh, you see this and then think about anything, any thoughts about like starting a family

or anything like that? Oh, you're fucked. You're totally fucked. I remember before my sister had kids, I remember her and her husband talking about it, and they would say shit like, they would say shit to my parents, like, oh, we wanna be a little bit more financially secure.

No, man. And my parents never thought that. And they would say, yeah, why are they thinking like that? Like that's so, you just start a family and have a family. No, they could buy a house at like 24. You know what I mean? Like that's, I mean, yeah, with a song. What's that with a song?

With a promise of future income to come. Yeah, I mean, it was just the, what houses cost for, yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy. I will never have a house. It seems like. And they were saying that. I'm looking at this graph and I'm like, I got this beat. I will never have a house. And they were saying that I'm looking at this craft and I'm like, I got this beat. I just don't have health care.

That's that's where you make up the difference. You're more on this. I didn't go to college and I'm set. It's back in crazy. We got money. Oh, it's space. We've got the green college thing, the cost of the green college accelerate accelerating faster than any other, any other purchase, any other thing you can buy. The price of college accelerating faster than any other thing you can buy. What is your opinion on a college education? Are you a fan? You go there to meet people who, every job you ever get will be from someone you know. It's a networking college to meet other people who are privileged and know have their parents have rich friends Who will give you those opportunities? That's what you should be going for right?

It is just a networking opportunity and that's it It's more valuable than anything else. You're gonna learn I would think unless you can want you get want to get into some crazy specialized Field but I've got I've got a stats on that too. Hold on. Oh, it's also networking for people who networking sucks. It's an easy, it's an expensive way to network. Like you can do it without college, but no, I don't think it's possible. Not in some areas because they prime college to be the people who can blow that much money on that working. Yeah. It's like you can go network on a $5 booze cruise, but you're going to meet five dollar booze cruisers. Yeah. Yeah.

Only in college can you meet people who are the next shoulder leader of GM and is your shitty roommate. Yeah. One in five students lose money by going to university. IFS finds. I don't know if that's what that means anything. After accounting for taxes, student loans, men gain an average of 130,000 pounds. Wow, $300,000. It is pretty bad when people ask me, they're like, how'd you get that job? And I go, oh, my old roommate just gives me work.

And they're like, yeah. Yeah, no, that's the only reason. They're the most suited for the possession. I'm like, no, probably not. I'm pretty bad. What would I do? Who would possibly know that? That's time.

Right. Anytime someone says that shit with? And it's time. Right. Anytime someone says that shit with racism, it's about the strength of character. No, it's not, it's an elaborate conspiracy. You just give shit to your friends. And then if they fuck up, you absorb it. The system works like the KGB. Doesn't work like, doesn't work like you're saying it works.

It doesn't work like the Olympics. All right, there you go. That was that thing. Depressing, depressing news. Mm-hmm. You're gonna be fine, though. The kids? Yeah, you and the kids will be all right, right?

It's gonna be fine. The little Dix. Yeah. Let's see what else I got here. Comfee's, a woman. Was Bernie's gonna make it all free, so what do you care? Free healthcare, free college. Have you seen some of his quotes recently?

Oh, what's he been saying? He said, he praised Castro's literacy program. When though, like in like the 70s. Yeah, he got, they said, what do you think about Castro? He's like, that's social, it's, Tommy used to be killed people and goes, you know, he also had a great literacy program that no one talks about. Hey, hey, yeah, I got the train to run on time.

Yeah, I think that's a myth, but it's also, Bernie, I think you're gonna big brain yourself right, right out of this election with takes like that. Yeah. Like, oh, it's not, it's not pedophilia. It's a 900 year old vampire. It's a 900 year old vampire woman. That's pretty good impersonation. Thank you. So it's pretty bit decent.

It also on the road. If you're not allowed to, when they decide what you're allowed to read, the litter, like when they're giving you, when the government's giving you propaganda to read, yeah, it's not really the same thing. It's a good literacy program when they, they force you to read the little red book. And then he said the US committed equal atrocities to the Nazis in Vietnam.

Like, well, almost he qualified that. It's really, that's, yeah, I mean, that's it. He said, he said, it told me if this is a false statement. Okay, we did some things in Vietnam that were almost as bad as the NOTS. Doesn't matter if it's false. No! No, we did some.

You got it. I mean, you just got to know that that's going to be an instant explosion. When you, again, politically, politically. He said it in the 70s. This is all like they're finding ancient quotes. Yeah.

No, that one that I said was on with Anderson Cooper, what the Nazi thing or the literacy that is program. The literacy program. And those Cubans can read up a storm. Yeah. I think if somebody asks if you fucking paddle a boat and they can read, those are two things we know they can do. The second they get off the boat, they go, hey, where's that library?

Yeah, a lot of them can play baseball too. Exactly. I think if someone just asked him, hey, was Hitler a good? Yeah, a lot of them can play baseball too. Exactly. I think if someone just asked him, hey, was Hitler a good public speaker, then he would lose the election. He was like, yeah. Yeah, that, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It lots. Yeah. Some guy, some teacher got fired for that. Same goes. They asked, they said, they asked a teacher, they're like, he was like a football coach at like a high school or a college or something. Oh, okay.

They're like, what three famous people would you like to have dinner with? Oh, I know this controversial, but like Hitler, I think that would be interesting. I'm sure Hitler would be really interested in having dinner with a high school football coach. Yeah. Why would you do that to Hitler? Hasn't he suffered enough?

Well, he paid maybe a little. No, no, the average million times. No, he could get help. He could get help with his fantasy picks. Yeah. Hitler. Maybe Hitler would be a huge fantasy football fan. We ran some stats, man.

He knew it was up. He didn't run good stats on the Russians, though. He's just going in the winter. Yeah, you know, and he's just overrun him. Just nobody thinks about, I got no one to think about the famous historical person when they answer that question. Yeah.

What are you gonna contribute to that pop? What are you gonna offer to Abraham Lincoln? What kind of hot takes? Are you gonna get out of that guy? I don't of that guy and they get one more day to be alive And they had a spend it eating dinner with that. I think they do that trade and so what did you do today? What did you do today Abraham Lincoln have some prep time to come up with questions to ask Well, when they come up with I don't know People just fucking stupid to come up with anything good.

I'm never having dinner with you. No, if I pop back into existence and it's to have dinner with you, anybody in the future, you better have some scintillating-ass questions, or I will fucking kill you, because I got nowhere to go. They're taking me back to hell at the end of the day. I'm getting out of this dinner, come hell or high water. Here's a hide the steak knives.

Here's a survey that I have. Roughly political friends, this one is. Roughly 92% of conservatives said they would be friends with the liberal, and just 3% said that they would not have a liberal friend. Among liberals, however, almost a quarter said that they would not have a liberal friend. Among liberals, however, almost a quarter said that they would not have a conservative friend. How about that, Sean?

Yeah, but you can, I mean, I think the Republicans are lying. I think they are because like that's, they're supposed to, like, it's like, no, no, like of course, because they get painted with the, your racist, your, yeah. So they, it's a question. So they wouldn't really have liberal friends are designed about it. Of course, I have, because they get painted with the gray sester. Yeah. It's a question. So they wouldn't really have liberal friends or design about it. Yeah.

Oh. They'll have a little friends so long as the liberal shut up and, you know, don't say anything. Oh, wow. I think I've really got these. Yeah, what's the conservative? Dead to rights.

One side gets demonized more than the other side for sure. So it's, you know, they it's like well, yeah I know I mean this is of course I will say this yeah an Alarming 25% of survey responded said it would be appropriate to create an Abstruction such that a campus speaker endorsing this idea could not address an audience. Oh, I don't know That's not really funny. What percentage? 25% quarter of people said it's okay to physically block somebody so they can't physically block them. Create an obstruction. I don't know what that means. Yeah, that's

complicated. Could be maybe it's just a puzzle. Yeah. Like a jigsaw puzzle. Right. Series of questions. Series of barriers. More than 3% of liberals and 1% of conservatives thought it would be appropriate to yell profanity at a student for endorsing an objectionable idea. Okay. Shouldn't it be a lot higher? Yeah. That should be a hunt.

I think you're right. Yeah, yeah. Shouldn't it be a lot higher? Should be 100%. Yeah. Is it okay to yell profanity? Yes. Yeah, let me finish.

Let me finish. Let's go. Yeah. Sit up. I don't think you could find any instance for me where it's not appropriate to yell profanity someone. I guess they're saying like interrupt a lecture or something. Is that not?

Yeah, I definitely do that. Yeah. I mean, if Hitler's given a speech, I might yell something out of him. I go, hey, it's so I call these ideas. He's having just have him to get in the train to run on time, that I'm behind. You having for dinner? Have him over for dinner? I have for dinner. I'm gonna have him to yell at the transtron on time. That I'm behind. You have him for dinner.

Have him over for dinner. For dinner. For the vanity out of me. Yeah, I'm just gonna yell at him. Yeah, there you go. That's that, that's that news. Last great, last great hit all these Nazi meth. Yeah, dude was a, you ever see all the videos of him

just high out of his mind? Do like the Olympics and stuff? No, he was apparently, yeah, some, some historian came out and he's like Hitler was high 90% I do it was a you ever see all the videos of him just high out of his mind to like the Olympics and stuff. No. Apparently, some historian came out and he's like Hitler was high 90% of the war. Yeah, his doctor, his doctor was just jacking him full. He was just shivering in the shivering. Well, he also, I mean, he also had Parkinson's. Did he?

Yeah, a problem. Yeah, for sure. It looks like. Yeah, it was, I think he was even diagnosed like the paperwork has come out on that. But yeah, he was definitely, I think it was his left arm or whatever. You could definitely see the last year, year or two of his life. Bob Dole. He definitely had Parkinson's.

I didn't know that. Poor guy. Um, I just popped up. What was he doing cocaine the whole war? I think it was. I think it was a lot of, well, I think it was a lot of amphetamines. Yeah. Expect that.

They just gave me. Yeah. Yeah. The good old days. You can't get shit now. No. A friend of mine was in a car accident last week. She got side swiped, rolled her Jeep. Oh, yeah.

And they sent her home with ibiprofen. Yeah. What the fuck is that? Because now the doctors, what, they're like, they're gonna get sued, cause they're like sued, and everybody. That's the fucking worst thing. And people are losing their licenses. They're like, oh, well, you prescribe too much? Cause they're like sued and everybody. That's the fucking worst thing. People are losing their licenses.

They're like, oh, well, you prescribed too much, you know, pain relief medication. We're taking your license away. And everybody got addicted to opioids, defense and all. Sure, some of those people are in horrible fucking pain, man. Everyone was, you see that white slice going away? Yeah.

All of those people are in horrible pain. It's fucked. Every big pharmaceutical company that gets sued is like another reason for me not to get vikin' in. Yeah. You had another reason I have to try to figure out Empire on the dark net. Mm.

Do you have anything that makes you a rage, Vito? Oh, you know what's pissing me off lately and this is probably stupid, is a, all these fake nerd outrages that have been going on? Like what? You know how the birds of prey movie came out and didn't do that good. It's like the Harley Quinn movie. Yeah, everyone's like, yeah, yeah, because the feminists were trying to jam it down our throats.

And I'm like, I don't think they really were that hard. And then the sonic that you tell because there's so many who are in other movies. Yeah, it's like just become like female superheroes are all ruined. I saw the movie, it wasn't like, yeah, it wasn't really like that or whatever. But now the worst part is. Margot Robbie is cool too, I doubt she said anything. Yeah, Margot Robbie didn't really say, in fact Margot Robbie, they're like, well they told men not to see the movie.

I'm like, no, they fucking didn't. What are you talking about? I'm sure someone did. Somebody, yeah, they always stretch, they go, well, this one feminist writer on some random website. But another big thing is talk the hedgehogs doing well and like, yeah, exactly. They're like, so the headshot is showing feminists what a real movie is. I'm like, it's a kids cartoon. Stop making up this narrative. I don't it's nonsense. And Jim Carrey's like the biggest feminist there is, isn't he? Right right and he said crazy anti-Trump Drone guy anti guns anti anti anti anti anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti for pussy. Yes. He was in her pussy. He was in her organization. Yeah. And he gave

her kid autism. Very disorganized. I have X. Um, man, you know, who has a hilarious discord server is Chris the Kiwi is I was got a health channel. Oh, and his honey, can you? Oh, that's wonderful. I mean, I want to read some of the. That is wonderful. Here, this is what he had to say about Thomas, the guy who, Chris, the key was the one who refuses to come on your show again, right? No, he's back. Oh, he's back. He's back. There he is. He changed his, he's very fickle. Um, did you have to pay him money? Currently, we don't have any kind of deal. Okay. Yeah. So here's what he said about Thomas, the guy who called me from Busbees. Oh, Mr. Thomas Busby. Yeah. Right, the owner of Buzzbees, I see. He is tweeted,

Thomas Busby at LA based comedian. Just, it's Sean's Twitter account. Here you go. It's not my Twitter account. Hey, Dick Maserton. Masterton. I thought it was funny that Thomas Busby really owned you. I thought it was really funny.

Owned you. I thought it was really funny. Maybe you should get Thomas Busby to contact me on Twitter. Okay, I think that Thomas Busby and I would make great friends. What do you think, Mr. Maserton? Mr. Ten. I think Mr. Ten. I think Mr. Busby and... What is he on? Master 10 I think mr. Busby and what is young would be yeah, I was gonna autism Kindred spirits strong stuff what do you think and a number of B cluster personality disorders? I think yeah You should ask mr. Busby to count Australia and

catch up for a beer. Uh-huh. And maybe I can interview Mr. Busby. Okay. And you can pay me for it. Oh. What do you think, Mr. Maserton? Masterton.

Does he really think your name is Masterton? I don't know, maybe that's a joke. The whole abrid troll. From whom? Him? Yeah. Could be. He's smart guy.

Is he trolling you? It seems like. The only guy who control himself, every fucking statement. Mr. Busby. Here's some of his articles in his room. Too much estrogen. Every man should watch this.

Chris and Kim acts as an aromatase inhibitor. He's giving health advice. Yeah. The best way to supplement Chris and is to start with applying one gram of good quality, 10% Chris and cream daily. This equates to a total daily dose of 100 milligrams after using the cream for a prox,

I think this is the cream that he puts on his balls. I was just gonna ask what that is. Chris that he puts on his balls. I was just gonna ask what that is. Chris and I were with his balls. He has, they asked them. You know, and Dr. Strange, yeah, you know Dr. Strange love the purity of essence thing. He has that, but against estrogen. He thinks that there's estrogen always in him and he needs to compensate it by rubbing testosterone cream on his balls.

Oh no. And everyone does. Um, if test should be performed, yeah, if estrogen levels are decreasing and if they're not an increase in doses required, this will involve the use of a 10, is he testing his estrogen levels? Is that a thing? I think so. How do you do this?

Pionistrum. You see what books you like to read pregnancy test. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. People are really worried about estrogen. If you think little women is good, you have too much estrogen. I didn't see it. I'm going to read some comments here.

I think that was the only Oscar movie I didn't see. Yeah. Little women. I would see it though. You would? It's got Bob Odin Kirk. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, it's got Sakti and like Yeah, it's got Sackdaw.

It's all serious. I think he plays the dad. Is it their dad or something? Is he else at them? If I can see Bob Odin, I don't know the plot of little women. I know it's just a bunch. It's women having experiences together and growing apart and together.

That's every fucking plot of every woman's story since the beginning of time. I think it just plays a classic. What is the English remark? Is it America? Little women's. I don't even know where it's set. It's such a misogynist video.

What? I haven't seen a woman. It's not like you don't know anything about with you. See all the Oscar movies. Is that like a thing you do? No, I tried to stay away from them. But accidentally did it. I was talking to a buddy recently.

You remember when that movie Moonlight one? it's about like a young, black kid. I didn't see that. Yeah, we were like talking about him. Are we ever gonna, it's ever a time you're like sitting around and you're like, I really wanted to watch Moonlight now. I watch it. I work in a whole day. So to prevent insanity, I have to have some people talking all day.

It sounds depressing. Yeah. I don't know, I don't want to deal with this right now. Um, okay, here's some comments. It's from Tropic, LA based comedian, Marussia GDP, they also control most of the world's energy and have the world's second strongest military, you fucking bobblehead.

I think he was saying that I was wrong for saying that, there's more to Russia than their GDP. I don't know, I thought that's what the GDP's for. It's all your stuff and how much the value is. And then that's how much power you have on a global scale. Does military figure into GDP? I don't know. I don't think so. Gross domestic. No, the military doesn't. Well, I don't know. I think China has a bigger reason to fuck. I think China and the US government has a bigger reason to meddle with elections than Russia. When you think about that. Rush, I don't know.

It's complicated. I just can't see Russia really giving a shit. I think like Russia's just fucking around for the hell of it. I don't know what they're trying to accomplish because now there's a lot of Russia supporting Bernie. I'm like, yeah, I think they just want to piss us off. Like they're just trolling. But this is like, I don't really believe

the people who are telling me, the people who are telling me have more of a reason to fuck around than anything else. Yeah. The people that they're saying rushes helping hate them. Yeah. Like yeah, well, I mean, you guys kind of say that the people who are getting help from rush are

the same ones that hate you. What is the end goal? Yeah. Oh, it's just just so general discord amongst American. Well, you can see in the last election, I mean, it's to they feel that like he would be easier on them sanctions wise and stuff. I mean, that's the that's the reason. Yeah, but then why would they have so Bernie? Well, no, that didn't that's a different thing. Does it make any sense? Have they been what in the last four years? has there been like a bunch of sanctions that Russia has got

around? Like, did their plan work? Oh, I don't know. There was a strategy Hillary to bring in new ones. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, okay. They were like, if Hillary gets elected, she'll start coming up with stuff and Trump left him alone, which is all they wanted.

Okay. So nothing happened. So they're right. Yes, which is what? Yes, which is what? Nothing happened. So we turned out to be right. That's amazing. Okay. Now I got it.

I've never heard that before. Olaf Satcher. First time writer, don't bame my tag. That's what the kids are saying now. Don't what? Don't bame my tag. I would never do that. I'm a 19 year old guy from Sweden

who just started university. I was at a party earlier today and made this, met this fly bitch. Nice. Who was an exchange student from Germany. Nice de-cup fat ass. Master race. Wow, I mean, she had it all.

That is one of the, man, I really regret not banging this German chick. I was younger. She was giving me, fuck me eyes. We were all the bunch of friends. She was sleeping on my friend's couch. He was awkwardly trying to make her drink, because he ran one of those couch surfing things just to hit on women. He would approve them to come sleep on his couch for couch surfing, just in an attempt to fuck them. He was doing that with her, trying to

load her up with liquor. And she was like, bam, you, and I didn't capitalize on it out of some demented bro code. You fool. Never did that, never made that mistake again. You never did the bro code once from that. Long as you learn. Everything's fair game.

I went to this girl and things worked out as they should. I told her I liked her glasses and we were on. I took a smoke and then over to my place, when shit was right there in front of me, I couldn't get my dick up. Oh, I tried it all, going down on her. How was that help? Because it's a distraction.

Like you distract her thinking that you could think yourself and get out of it. Is it just a way you really licked up or something? Um, I don't know, it was just a way. What's really up or something. Um, I don't know. It was just what's really liquid up. Well, I don't know. Well, I mean, just that look.

I tried it all going down on her. She sucked me off, but nothing did it. Oh, man, she left in disappointment and said it was her fault. We didn't, wow, what a catch. Yeah, hey, it's as she gave you an out. It's her fault. We didn't, wow, what a catch. Yeah, hey. It's Ash, she gave you an out. It's her fault, man. Wow.

When in reality, it was a reaction from my being sick and my father telling me his best friend is dying an hour earlier. Who gives a shit about that? Oh, that should propel you through life to short. Your dad calling you? Oh, my friend is. Yes, one of the, don't you have friends?

Dad, don't call me, bother me with this shit. I'm trying to keep my dick hard over here. Fuck you, dad. You don't need your dick anymore. He's still gonna be, he's done. He's still gonna be dying in an hour. Some of us have dicks. We need to get going here.

This is the first time this shit has happened and damn, does it feel like total shit? About 10 minutes after, she left, I got the fucker up and called her, but alas, it was too late. All right, I like, that's not a good move. Hey, it's working again. I got it, I got figured it out, come on, back without her.

That's it's funny. Hey, my, no problem. Come on over. My dick works. Come back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't's funny. Hey, my, no problem. Come on over. My dick works. Yeah. Come back. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think so. No thanks. I've never heard any, uh, any fairy tale that had gone thusly. Yeah. Right. And then the Cinderella came back. Oh, come on, Prince Charming's dick was all like a noodle.

Yeah. And she left. But he called her on the phone and informed her it was okay for her to return. She had to try on every dick in the kingdom. Has that move ever worked? The no, it's fine now. Come on. You got to call it a loss of the way. We need a fucking game plan for this shit. Yeah. We as men need a game plan for this shit. And we need to let the young guys know what that plan is. Okay. You know in your mind, you know in your mind when that dick is not gonna work.

You know, you know that feeling, you get there, get her in bed, get her naked or something, and you dig down in your brain, and you feel fucking nothing. You know, you can feel the motions in your head, like when you're pissed in traffic, it's like a big fucking cloud in the front of your head. And when your dick is going, it's like way in the back,

like this, oh yeah, this fucking thing that goes down and ties right to your next connection. Direct connection, I can maneuver my fucking dick like a pre-handsle nose. Right, but you sometimes find that. It's like a divining rod. Sometimes you find that connection completely missing. You know, it's nothing will fucking make it work.

You gotta do something. You run a couple laps. She's got to focus on her pleasure for the time being. Wrong, next. Yes. Next solution. Put a side your own. Oh, come on.

Your pleasure is there pleasure. It might sound a lot of sips won't agree with this song, but they only get off if you do sometimes. Especially in the first encounter. I remember one time I had an encounter, I couldn't get it up, but I still got the girl off. I'm choosing, you know what? She comes back the next time. Did she come back?

Well, no, I moved at that point. She was prepared from shame. I moved a week out. You know what I got to get out of the state. She would be fair. You got to do something. She was calling up, though, looking for more things. I'm like, I'm moving to California in a week.

This isn't gonna work. You fake like you get a text from your boy. Oh, I gotta go run. I gotta go give my boys some video tapes. I have to return these video tapes. Video tapes. Throw on an outfit. You're a different guy.

Throw on your dopest track suit. You're most Russian gangster looking track suit. Run outside. Get the blood going, clear your head a little bit, come back into a fresh bitch. That's what you gotta do. You gotta get out of your head. Find a temporary escape that's smart. Yeah, hold on, my dad's texting me,

his friend is about to die. Let me just go console my father because I'm a sensitive young man. You. You enjoy yourself here. I'll be right back. Change the frame. Yeah. Okay. I'll see. Frame it. I want that to help somebody out. Sean. Yeah. All right. How many times can help one person? You I mean, honestly, yeah, honestly, it would. It depends if you're on SSRIs, you have to pick and choose when you take things.

Like that's the number one side effect. Yeah. And it does, it's worse when you get like, it's worse when you get older. So you gotta be fucking, you gotta be careful. Everything fucks with your dick. Booze, like that never, that never fucked me over. It's actually weird.

I lost my health insurance so I haven't had medication for like six months. My sex drive is like three times. Oh yeah, when I'm on antidepressants, when you're off them right now. I'm off them right now. My sex drive is three times. My sex drive is like,

that's one of the worst things. I need this as a fucking jerk off and like I'm calling women, whatever the fuck. Get in the back of the line women Yeah, I can't calling them I'm sending messages. I'm like I'm talking to ex-girlfriends There's some stuff stuff It's all come back like

And in the back of my mind I'm like I got no time to be you know, chasing tail like this. I gotta get back on some shit. Well, there's a, yeah, if anybody, that medication, it seriously does fuck. Whoever creates one of those things that does not fuck with anything sexually, there will have nothing else will matter. None of all the other ones will be accepted. Absolutely. Yeah, really?

It's that bad? Yeah. I mean, there's always side effect. That is probably the number one. That's probably the number one. And you got it, so I would have gone for it at the time. Different ones act differently on people. Timing is like a big thing.

Yeah, I mean, it can be a real pain in the ass the older you get. Like, as I, what, my first time, no problem. Like, fucking no problem. And like I said, booze never loaded up with sealas. Can you start doing? Can you make a little cocktail for yourself? SSRI's and Seattle's to get a car. I mean, you probably get a problem. Whenever you want. It's ready. Whatever you are. That's the whole deal. But that is that why it's super. It's just like get your dick hard. Although that's Viagra. Seattle has a different chemical. That's why it's

it lasts for like 24 hours. If I agree, it's hard for hours. Boom, you got a little. If I agree, it just makes your dick hard. It doesn't like make you want to. Yeah, I think you can just be standing there with a full of your rec penis and be like, okay, this is a thing.

I think the problem with the SSRI is like, just the lack of interest, right? They can, they can call a B2, yeah. Yeah, you're like, I don't know, I just kind of want to like sit here. Yeah. I don't want to do anything right now. All right, well don't, well, I don't know. I can't help you guys.

I'm just trying to help this nice. We're depressed, you guys are f**k us happy. I tried to bring more white to your life. Stop with this. Yeah, have enough. He's the white of your life. I'm trying to find you a nice white space. I'm fine.

Comfie's calling, Viley, Comfie's calling in, right? It's 1230. I didn't f**k that up, did I come. He's called Riley. Come, he's calling in, right? It's 12.30. I didn't fuck that up, did I? I like how Riley is just that he's the, he's been like the coordinator. Yeah. Riley is my boy. He's great at it.

Retweets all my stuff. Yeah. He got his personal account bands and now he's doing all his personal shit on this living in a crack house. I think it's gonna be a band from Twitter. He was going after Hose and Hose get mad. The fucking, you know, the melody, the bot.

Yes. She wanted to call in. Apparently she was streaming. The bot was streaming last night. With the bot, they'll call, they can, it's a person behind it. No, it's an AI. I can't help it call in.

Cause it can like do internet stuff and call you. It can interact with people on the chat stream and it just does that, but with you. Okay. She was, they asked her, somebody in chat asked her if she wanted to call in, but she said she found menorbed in the women.com and then thought that I might be a jerk.

So she doesn't want to call in now. Look, fucking, I got rejected by a fucking computer. Wow. This is the first case. I got rejected by a fucking computer. Wow. This is the first case. I'm the first patient fucking zero, the first bot in cell. That's awesome. That's awesome. I'm the fucking first rejected orbiter of an artificially intelligent female program.

What an honor. What a fucking honor. That's awesome. This is why we got to stop programming robots to have consent. They have to say yes to everything. The first one that gets asked, no. Oh, fuck you bitch. I already said the second my sex robot tries to tell me no,

it's getting dismantled. That's right. Oh, Jesus. I'm Amish now. You know, I have learned about human rules of consent. Good, you're garbage now. You go into the landfill, getting the new model. Okay, wait, I have more comments.

Kyle says, Sumatics back, ask Keon about something called torches and he spelled it, I think wrong, interference with a contract. You know about that. Yeah, we talked about it in the bonus episode, but it seems like, You need to prove damages of some sort,

which there are some, but probably not enough. That's perfect. What? That's cheaper. A $200,000 lawsuit. I don't want a plan, but 10,000. Yeah, but I don't think you can go to like small claims court for torturous interference. Why not?

Can you? I plan to take busbies, so after I rack up all the expenses that busbies cost me for renting a venue and all this other horse should I have to do, I'm 100% suing them in small claims corporate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want the emails that they were sent. I need those.

Was that like a fucking discovery? No, that's me saying I fucking need those. I'm tired of you guys ripping security cameras off from my house calling me pretending to be New Yorkers, try to intimidate me, right? Stealing my fucking garbage is. That's pretty good. You can take the small clamps.

Yeah. I think I can do this. Those guys are being fucking idiots. I know. It's so weird. It is. Oh. No, I already told you about that.

Maddox is the only one who called them, I assume. I assume so. Yeah. Doesn't look like some of a coordinated. No. Cause he does all the, does this shit all the time? Still fucking stealing. Yeah. Yeah. He's getting over it. No, because he does all the, he does this shit all the time still. Yeah, fucking still. He's getting over it. He wants the drama. He should go in the likes what

you're doing right now. He likes that he's the center of the action. He's the bad guy. I think so too. Yeah. He likes for all his complaining about, you know, tics fans won't leave me alone. He loves it. He's craving it. I think he finally has. He feels relevant and anthropomorphized version of the idea of wealth and luck and privilege that he's hated his entire life. Like all of his antivirus shit. Yeah. He because his entire life, he just fucking hates anybody who's had any kind of advantage.

And now I think he can finally find a person and obsess about it for the rest of his life. I think you're right. You're the avatar. You're the avatar of hatred. Yeah. Okay. Amir says men should never tell women their problems. Hey, Dick, just yesterday I was having some relationship problems with my girl.

I won't go into details about the problems. Guys, just going to do me a little favor. Can I do one sentence? One sentence. All right, yeah, quick one. You know, I cracked her across the face and she's got a problem with it. Or she came home and she's fucking seven guys.

Yeah, it could be eight years, one of these. But I just thought I'd let her know what I have a problem with and how I feel about it. Obviously that's the biggest mistake I could have made. Yeah, not because what she did after. She was actually super supportive and understanding but the act of talking about it and the whole process of it has made me feel worse about it.

I mean. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Is he saying he feels bad about talking through his feelings? Yeah. Oh, this poor guy. Fucking true. I should have just been a man and said nothing, it felt pain. Yeah, you should have.

Then I remembered you talking about how men aren't meant to talk about their problems and that's exactly, that's absolutely true. Yep, never fucking feels good, man. Never not one time. Then I listened to episode 195 and you said the same thing again. Talking about my problems made me feel even worse. I think. Because you're being forced to confront them

instead of just stuffing them in the back of your mind. Because you still have them, but now you also have them. Yeah, but I don't know about this repressive shit. Yeah. Well, just shove it in, shove it in, shove it in, shove it in,

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shove it in, shove it in, shove it in, shove it in, shove it in, shove it in, Oh, that's pretty good argument. There is a step there's a step after that too. You can Thanks for the show. You can identify your problems and work to solve them. You know, no God worked Is how you gonna solve what's one problem you've ever solved in your life? I don't know Everyone's and I found a restaurant. I was on statement. Oh, I tried to put security cameras up You see how that's going. Right, you're right. Still over 1500. Yeah, everything results in failure.

Don't try. Don't try. All right. But you will anyway. Yeah. So be ready to fail. Prepare to struggle upwards forever. Greetings, this is from Esteban.

Greetings is galted wingman of America. I thought I would send you a quick email to inform you that as part of the defamation unit of my legal studies way across the pond in Bonnie Scotland, I was ecstatic to attend a lecture in which the lawsuit was covered extensively. Wow, really? Yeah, needless to say, as a fan of yours,

I was very active in the discussion and perhaps made a fool of myself by saying, Maddox lost repeatedly until I was told to be quiet. That's pretty funny. Fondous regards to yourself. Boba Bui. Yeah, that's lost.

Wait, what the fuck can really is, man? Where does this guy live? Scotland. PS, the attached photo belongs, the test photo below shows a link to the official college site, which leads to the vice article covering the case. This is the best timeline. For context, successful completion of the course, the higher national diploma in legal services will qualify to me, qualify me to work as a paralegal, but the option to further my studies at university.

The specific class in question is called law and the communication industry, involves such thing as intellectual copyright defamation and other civil law. Yeah, I was going to ask. It's interesting that Scottish law and American law are similar enough that they would teach this court care. I don't think he's talking about it. The teachers in his late 30s and I'm giving the impression he's more based than he lets on. You guys want to see the wanna see the, see the, see the email. So the lawsuit, I mean, it kind of does represent like,

I guess there aren't a lot of other examples of like internet defamation. I guess not. In the same vein. Where it's very obvious. Like where so many principles are. But it is like a new area where yeah, like can you joke about this on the internet

and that kind of thing? Yeah, it's kind of interesting. Pretty cool. I like the idea that the professor put it in there. He's obviously a listener. The professor's building a syllabus, right? And he's like, yeah, yeah, all right. I'm gonna slide this thing in here.

Yeah. And then he does this, he does his lecture on the other side of the world. And there's a kid in there going, Max, that's funny. That would be funny. And then that he continues to do it. And then president, okay, god damn it. Yeah, just got a full of that. But that case got thrown out because improv for venue, right? There was no like actual ruling. Yeah, there was against the stereos. Right. Cause his his his continue. So so stereos continue. They all got dismissed on the

same day. Mine was dismissed for jurisdiction. And then immediately afterward, the stereos was dismissed for improper. No, no, no claim was cited or whatever that. No proper claim was long. They didn't or they didn't put the right statute or something. They didn't say what he did wrong. Oh, they're just like he did something wrong, but they define which crime. Yeah, they didn't say which crime. Okay, let me let's bring comfy in here. Come for you there. Hey, hi, how you doing? Do you have video? Hey, hi, how you doing? Do you have video? Uh oh, no, you know, video. Okay, that's fine.

Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you great. Well, I can hear you. Okay. Let me see here. I'm going to pull up your, I'm pulling up the tweet that we asked you to call in about Maddox. We're just talking about the lawsuit. Maddox has decided to up his game in the social justice warrior department. Oh, he has. He's now a Twitter searcher guy. Yeah. So if he has an argument with you online, he will go back in time and search your Twitter history. Yeah, instances of racism. So here was the, great, here's, God, I love it.

Those are the worst people actually. I know. Not I think about it who go, you made this joke three months ago and that proves what kind of person you are. Or 15 years ago. Yeah, racist. Yeah, I mean, I was fighting with someone on the internet forum

and they found a Twitter post where I said, I can't believe a Pete Buttgeeg is still running but instead of Buttgeeg, I call them Pete Buttjugg. And they go, oh, homophobic slurs. And I'm like, Buttjugg's not homophobic. What are you talking about? It's like college where to get really drunk. It's got nothing to do with sex, I think more straight guys

are Buttjuggin' than us. I was just gonna say gay people are doing poppers and drinking cosmopolitan. Yeah, they're not shrugging them. I was just gonna say gay people are doing poppers and drinking cosmopolitan. Yeah, they're not chugging here up there ass. But I like, hey, it's gays, cause he called him Pete Butt chugging. And I'm like, oh, this is a fight. Can we have the actual argument

instead of taking my shit out of context? Here is the, so Mattics is doing the, in his, in his tailspin or his free mark is free fall into complete comedy failure. He's now, you know how he can never do a metaphor? He can never get a saying right, because he's just misses it. Just misses it.

Like he doesn't get it right. He'll say stuff like, he'll say like, oh, I'm gonna flip the script on him. And it's saying, you're not changing the parameters of the engage, like you don't understand the nuance of the things they say. He's a character trait, constant like mis using metaphor. I can't just blow in from somewhere and boy are his wings tired. Yeah, yeah, no. He would say to introduce the show, he would say it's all

the biggest problems in the universe from ants to aides. No stupid. It's to Z. That's the eight to Z. He's like, oh, Ants to AIDS is a very small problem and a big one. I guess, but no, like, you've missed the joke in such a specific way. Here's, he's doing it again, a story in three parts, he says, this is a comfy. You said, if you come to my country for refugee, I never want to hear you talk about your country ever again. Yeah, okay, you don't, you don't get to come here. Use our resources and our rights. And Browbeet us with nationalism for another land. If your culture and country are so incredible,

you don't need refuge. Yeah, okay. Maddox, guarantee her keyboard has had the following sequence of words typed out verbatim at least. Many, he feels like Neil deGrasse Tyson now. Just reading him. It's so wordy. And guarantee her keyboard has had the following sequence

of words typed out verbatim at least once, but what about white history month? Okay. There's much more succinct way to say that statement. I hope it's true or else. I'm not gonna say that. Here's never in my life what now, this is kind of, she's very beautiful.

Oh my God. I know. Vito, you're off as very beautiful. Oh my god. I know. Vito you're off as a surprise. If my penis ever fails in front of you, I will devise strategies too. I hope she's been listening to the show because now she's out. I go back.

I just unfrobed it. No, okay, this man's insane. You should probably stop talking for a few. Yeah, never mind. Off by a few words, he says. And then he whys. He searched your, let me try to open this. Did you say something about White History Month?

The only time she said White History Month is a direct quote that it's used in. And I was making kind of Irish people. Oh, yeah. He literally just Googled her name and white history month and could find it. And I think I decided because she uses the word history, it qualifies. Yeah. Uh, it's pretty man. He really brought up my, he even brought up the mission project doing California to try and own me. Like, what we do in elementary school?

Yeah. What's that? White history month. We have, so we have a lot of missions here, and we have to build them as one of our projects in elementary school. And I was talking about that because they were attacking it, saying it was racist. And he used that tweet to try and call me like a white surprise. It's so fucking, so this is the kind of behavior that we're used to seeing on the show,

like obsessive cataloging of tweets, or any kind of comments that are not really what he's saying. Well, because he doesn't, he doesn't understand metaphors or subtlety of any, you know, he's't, he doesn't understand metaphors or yeah, subtlety of any, you know, he's, he's very, very literal. Yeah. How did this beef start? Did you tweet something and he got mad at it?

Uh, yes, he found that, that tweet that I said, if you come to a person's country and you are resource, and he just saw that on his feed randomly, like that wasn't directed it in any way. Yeah. No, I have no idea how he fell me. I didn't even know he was. He's been following you. Everyone was freaking out and said that, oh, that's a maddox.

How did he find you? And I didn't know who he was. That's all he does is find people. He's got 700. He kept trying to own me and then people that were responding to him who tried to search their tweets too. But he never, he said verbatim and I said no king. I never said that.

And he, does he know what verbatim means? Like I never said that. Probably not. So this guy, he started being, you know, saying anti-Semitism and he just went down like a rabbit hole. He's lost it, man. That's what he's, that's his life now. I know. Searching people's tweet history and screencapping it. It's such a waste of time. Like, what are you doing, man?

Just getting likes. But he's not even, what? He got, okay, he got something. That's more, that is about, that's 20 times the likes that he usually gets. Yeah, because I'll just shove like complete garbage tweets and I'll get that many likes. Yeah, but I guess for some guys, he got the most engagement out of his head. I'll, so I told him you're welcome. So, um, he kept coming back and checking my Twitter like for hours. Yeah. Um, I will any, any hot woman that wants to be told the story of how Maddox is the

most pathetic cook on the internet. I will happily oblige. So I said, come on to the show and we'll tell you a little bit of backstory about this guy, right? This is a guy Maddox sued me for half a billion dollars because I slept with his ex-girlfriend. That's the long and that's the long and the short of it. This is a girl I started dating long after they had broken up. He found out about it and called her obsessively, like ring, ring, that kind of call that you get from a guy who like can't let go. You know what I'm, I know you know what I'm talking about.

He hasn't changed much. No, no. And he's still after it. He got his girlfriend to call my girlfriend's job, to try a school and try to get her fired. We had to get a restraining order against his fucking girlfriend, who he used as a pawn in this like, in his weird obsessed revenge scheme. Does he ever do anything like this to like,

people like men on Twitter? He did it to comfy's friends. Yes. Yeah, because I'm just wondering if he's like, he's like, the sound of this obsession. I'm like, oh, Maddox has kind of an unhealthy relationship with like women. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like women who, he feels insulted. Well, there is property too. Yeah, right. He's like, I know a woman shouldn't be able to do this to me. Yeah. One shouldn't be able to humiliate me or disagree with me. Yeah.

Yeah. I've seen him. I actually asked him if he wanted my attention. Like, why did he keep seeking me out? Right. And he said, because, you know, he has to take down. It'd be one thing. Yeah. If he just farted it out, and he's like, oh, yeah, fuck this

person. But if he kept going on it, he's going. That's exactly what he did with her, with, with 80s girl. He, when, when we, we originally did a podcast together, and when we split up, this, we were making fun of him a lot on this show. So he took a bunch of quotes from me and made a, what did a 12 minute video about how I was a rape apologist? And I didn't think it was that long,

but he, remember, he cut it down because he shopped it around and gotten multiple people's takes on it. Right, so he cut it even. I never saw this video. Did he post this like privately? No, he posted it on the internet and he got roasted. Everybody said, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Obviously, Dick's not saying. Yeah, you're taking things out of context. Obviously, what are you talking about? Wordpress shit, you have no proof. So that failed. So he took it and he put it on his personal Facebook profile and sent it to UCB, the comedy thing. Right, and that's how you got it.

And that's how I got booted out of, that's how all my friends said I'm too toxic to hang around with and I got booted out of UCB. Good old LA. Yeah. Everybody's got your back in LA, right? That's a question though. Sure.

What happened with the lawsuit? Because I was sent a ton of stuff about him, That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right?

That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right?

That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's your bag in a lie, right? That's Yeah, yeah, that's right. People send her pictures of his bedroom. I love that. Yeah. So he just noticed I'm in front of slime time. By the way, I'm like,

Oh, there that is. What did you think of his bedroom? That is his real bedroom. Oh, God. I, it is not comfy. I can't imagine being led in there in any form and not being appalled at the sharks on the wall. And I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, on the wall. I, I, I, I, I, I perform a shark's a wall. When I found out he's in, he's in his 30s, I guess 40s, 40s.

Oh, no. I would be. One of that, of that bedroom. What would you think about the sharks in the wall? If you went in there, you met a guy. I don't know how old are you? I'm 41. Okay, so you meet a guy your same age and you come over to his house and you see that bedroom,

the sharks in the wall, the cartoons, smiley face on the sheets, the box for a nightstand. What would you say? What would you think? I'm about to fucking ate your old. This guy's got it all figured out. Text my mom. You text your mom. What have you said? Lord of the opposite of gumbo or some philophil or something like that? What have he said? Lord of the opposite, he was saying gumbo or some falafel or something like that.

Gidgy's there. Gumbo or falafel. He does not. One of his native triggers. He does not have any food in his home. He's off for me. He does have a, and here's where he does with his food. He eats a ton of fruit.

So he reeks. I mean, he eats like non-stop sugar. He eats a ton of fruit. And when it goes bad, he puts it in the freezer as a life hack so that he doesn't have to walk it outside right then. So he does have plenty of food, I promise you. And snacks. He eats a lot of fruit.

Lots of snacks. That's weird. I think sharks are 3D, are they not? No, they're just. They look like they're just pasted on there. Yes, they're just taking like those out of himself. Where did he get sharks from? I don't know. I don't know. I never have.

Like a gift or something. They've been there for a long time. Yeah, I don't know why they're there. So you would just leave. There's like a love of sharks. I think he does. He likes sharks. Okay.

I can't imagine like, you know, laying there and looking up and seeing the shark. I'm so excited. Did he? And how about it would play out for me, but. What did you think about his hanger, his rack of clothes that was just out

in the middle of the room? I think he's got to cover every day. I'm very skinny arms. Oh, yeah, I feel about him. That's true. He's very low T and very childish, but I didn't know what he looked like. And then someone sent me a picture and I thought, oh, this is the typical face of someone that would come after me and call me a racist and then pay a lot of attention to me.

What do you, why? What do you think of his face? What about his face makes you say that? I just want, you know that whole meme, like, look at the top of his head. Like I just felt like he's just like I don't know this mean What is that beam? Oh Well, it's kind of mean, but you know just know yeah, well, we never want to be a mean to Maddox on this stuff

He better not say it Now what is the meme is it bald guys or your creepos? Like, yeah, look at the top of his head. Like it's just like pointing at him and laughing. I just feel like he's, he's kind of like creepy guy. It is a meme. How about that? It is a meme.

I'm gonna do something that you guys didn't know. There must be like a chick meme a verse where you guys have different soul names. Oh no. I don't know. I don't know. There must be like a chick meme a verse where you guys have different soul names. I hope that's not true. Really not. Do girls have their own separate society where they talk about us? I don't like this.

I gotta shut that whole thing down. I just so the lawsuit ended up, what happened with the whole cuck thing? Everyone told me to ask you that. Okay. This I think this all originally happened. When we had a podcast together called The Biggest Problem in the Universe around episode 100, Maddox made a video. He has like, he had 300,000 YouTube subscribers. A lot of them

are, he's dropped considerably since, he's at like 260 or 250 or something like that. Yeah, and most of those are, because he's been around forever. He made a video telling his audience that there's nothing he said this phrase verbatim. There's nothing inherently wrong with being a cuck. And then he explained why it's just a sexual preference and it doesn't mean anything to him if you call him that. Wait, he made, he put that on YouTube? That's what I said. Let's, let's watch it. It says it's okay. The only thing that it's okay to be called a cup.

Yeah, here. I'll play it for you right now, comfy. There's been an interesting point. By the way, just because this is radio, can you describe what you look like to people? Is that possible? You have a very beautiful Twitter avi. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I am, I'm a five foot nine.

I've blonde hair and green eyes. Yeah. What are you wearing? What are people described you as? What celebrity do they say you look like? I Hate celebrities, but I get What is that woman from mighty Joe young? Charlize

Charlize Charlize Yeah, okay, yeah, nice any more detail anymore nice Yeah, what do you mean Nice. Any more detail? Any more? Nice. Oh, yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? No, no, no. No, no.

It's coming down on Shirley's right now. Uh-oh. What rating is this? What rating is this podcast? In the title. It's double D is the rating of this podcast. X. Oh, wow.

I can't write it in. Yes. Oh, wow. I say right in. Yes. You see how fucking smart I am, Sean? You're like a, some kind of savant. Savon. Put me in. Put me in, Coach. OK, here's the video.

You don't know. It's called, you don't know what a Cuck is. Oh, God. It's been downvoted in the hell. I'm going to have $2,000 downvotes. It's a lot of downvotes. It's only three minutes long, so we'll listen to it. It has 50,000 downvotes.

15,000. 15,000 bad. Only, yeah. Almost less than 9,000 upvotes. Vito, I'm gonna copy your camera real quick, so we'll see. That's fun. I did not, yeah, 9,000 people apparently enjoy Manics's take on Cuckoldry.

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Here you go. There's been an interesting phenomenon on the internet over the last couple of years. It's the emergence of the word cuck as an insult. The only problem is nobody really seems to know what it means. It's like the most straightforward concept ever. It seems to be used by extremely simple. So he's a boy. It's his voice is horrible, right? Yes, oh my gosh.

It's terrible. So you get. Oh, and then have nightmares. Okay, here we go. Have you seen him? People, just seeing the tabloids, that are different from their own. I've seen the couple back to using the sin salt

as a catch-all. Okay, wait, he explains why. That's what I can. Oh, you can see it. Doesn't it? Yeah, it does. He's explaining why we use insults, Sean. There's a bit of a delay, but oh. Okay, yeah, here you go. Their own. So they fall back to using the sin salt as a catch-all. Like a verbal crutch gluing together partial sentences and bits and pieces of ideas and thoughts they want to express.

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Yeah. No. We never watched this video. I know. What did you say, comfy? That I cocked Band-Aid, comfy? I caught bandaid. Yeah, he was. Yeah. I think he's saying that you use a bandaid

to put tie your arguments together, except a bandaid would be used to cover a small plot. Yeah, he's done it again. He's done it again to tie things. Yeah, he's all over the place of these motorboughs. Yeah. A bandaid covers up an injury. A bandaid covers something up.

Yeah. Doesn't tie it together. In his defense, heaid covers up an injury. A bandaid cover something up. Yeah. Doesn't tie it together. In his defense, he's not a rocket surgeon. Haha. Who animated this? So how can he tie to him forever? Yeah. Well, I guess he's the, yeah, he really, he owned it.

He put it out there that he was the defender and that it's tied to him forever. Yeah. Okay. He continues. Geese, honk, honk, honk. Yes. They don't sound anything. Cluck, cluck.

No. Check his cluck. No, that could. Okay. So we got two strikes so far. Band-Aid, Metaphor Strike, Geese Metaphor Strike. Yeah. He has a third.

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It's not at all. No. No. That's someone with a cuckold fetish, but the word cuck still can be used. And it's only for men. Properly described. Yeah, but you can still describe a non-consensual cuckold fetish, but the word cuck still can be used. And it's only for men. Properly described. Yeah, but you can still describe a non-consensual cuckolding. Yeah.

Cuckold, what do you think about that? What do you think a cuck is used to describe? A weak man that would allow another man to have sex with his woman, which... Yeah. Like a woman cheats on you, you're being involuntarily cuckolded. Yeah, it's not always a concession. I mean, a woman can cuck a man and, yeah. Involuntarily, but this man seems to enjoy it, which,

Oh, which goes with his bed. Yeah, it does. Why do you think it goes with his bed. Yeah, it does. Why do you think it goes with his bed? Well, because this, this man seems extremely self-hating. I, I think that's why he read so much into my innocent, okay, they're not so innocent tweets, but he read a lot more into them. What do you think about his relationship with his mom? Where is that covered? You want me to cycle in? Yes, yes, yes. Hot women always know guys.

I think that his mom is probably... I shouldn't talk about his mom. Why, she's a bitch. She spent his college money on gambling. All the money that they saved for him during his childhood. They scouple up. She went sadly no. Oh, what I would say about a person like this mother is probably that they were very dominating and overbearing and probably Very much broke the little boy out of him. I mean that the person about the person is getting dark

His dad calls his mom Hitler. It's a true. Yeah calls it. That's his hilarious I'm a bad relationship and she doesn't suck dick And she doesn't suck dick. Unlike him. Really true. Oh, my God. Oh, I didn't know somebody thought his mom would. Because we did a podcast for three years together and he would tell these weird stories about his family like they were funny.

It's like, yeah, your parents are like, oh, my God. Yeah, that's not funny. It's really depressing. Yeah, like how his dad didn't get blow jobs. He would brag about his dad not getting blow jobs. Little did he know that he would become the cuck of the internet. Now who's the loser?

Oh, see the female in me right now is falling. Sad for the husband. Okay, it gets worse. I hate that about my father. That female compassion. See, that's why you want a man's brain in a woman's body. Yeah. I agree. The best of both worlds.

That's true. That female compassion is a sickness. That's a bitch. Okay, here we go. Here's more about what's not wrong with being a cuck. Which, by the way, we didn't get the correct definition of what a cuck is until Weber's Shandwick said it's a refusal or unwillingness to use strength.

That's what they called it in the lawsuit, didn't they? I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, they said a cup means a refusal or unwillingness to use or leverage strength. It's like, wow, that's a pretty good. Yeah, but there's a sexual component. There was, but now when people call each other a cup,

there's nothing to say about it. We're saying the modern definition of cock. Popular usage has, well, this is just saying weakling. Okay. Uh, Renault, not weak, refusal to use strength. Okay. Letting yourself keep taking the man. Technically strong, but, uh, yeah, purposefully allowing yourself to, to be used, to be weak,

to be made to be made to be. So you can jack off and do a pot of plant. Okay. We have a specific fetish, kind of like swingers or people who enjoy orgy. Swingers. Except for some reason, it's inherently shameful. If it's you watching two other people have sex, that's just called watching porn. Yeah.

Except people who watch porn aren't called cucks. You only seem to be a cuck if the person you're watching have sex is someone you are also in a relationship with. Yeah. So the only crucial difference is that you are in love with the person you're watching have sex. It's a pretty big difference. Some of you have sex.

I'm not sure, no, my partner is fucking under me. This was the end of his career. Oh no. This video was the end of his entire career. Yeah. It's just like pornography, except you're watching your own lover. Right.

Get reiled by a straw. Somebody, sorry, you know watching your own lover. Right. Get railed by a straw. Somebody, sorry, you know. You know what I actually care about. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same as going on, porn out. Right.

Except it's your wife. Except it's your wife getting railed by a more dominant personality. Like was, does that apply? I'm not choking. Does that apply to, if it's you? Like, is that the, is it's you like is that the is it well it's the same as watching porn except you're watching a rape video done of yourself while you're sleeping is no different than pornography. Okay, here's my wife. What it's just like watching a horror film. What a good life on camera. You'll go see saw I don't see the difference. What did you say comfy?

I look how he has love in porn, right? Yeah. Like, there's a lot of romance in porn. Yeah, I was a judge in the car. A lot of cock porn has romance. Okay, here we go. When someone calls you a cock, they're communicating a few things to you.

Okay. First, that love is important to them. Yeah. They don't care if you watch people have sex, so long as you're not in love with one or both of them. Which makes total sense if you ignore all the different types of relationships, like open relationships, swingers, threesomes, sex parties, and casual relationships that people get into.

And think that they probably don't have any fulfilling relationships of their own, and they masturbate too much. Not many people know what the word cuck means, because they don't spend every minute of their lives combing over the incredibly dense and specialized list of fetishes on porn websites. And yes, being a cuckold is a fetish. It's no worse than most fetishes that get people off.

And in fact, it's actually pretty tame. There's nothing really inherently wrong with being a cuckold because- There it is. There it was. There's nothing inherently wrong with being in cuckold because there it is. There it was. There's nothing inherently wrong with being a cuckold. Oh my God. I mean, the whole point and the reason it's a fetish

is that it's humiliating. And why is it humiliating? Because of the accepted societal standard that you don't let other guys fuck your wife. Yeah. Okay, that it is inherently wrong. That's why you're getting off on it. There's nothing inherently wrong

with drinking a bunch of piss. If there wasn't inherently something wrong with it, it wouldn't be exciting to these guys who want to get off on it. Right, so he doesn't even understand it and the fetish stuff. I mean, I'm not gonna say it's morally wrong in some way. Like if you want some other guy to fuck your wife

and I can't stop you. I'm happy to help you, buddy. But let me know. Just send me some pictures. You have a sense of pride. Yeah, there's mentally something. Immigration, it's humiliation based. So that tells me a lot about that.

Yeah, like what? What does it tell you? Well, he's got some weird. He's got something weird going. He's got something weird going on there. He must. Do you think he's getting, Sean, do you think he's getting off to all the humiliation i've been doing him for

all these years i don't know he keeps that he keeps asking for it to keep asking for it uh... you victim blaming all right here we go just a little bit more left forty thirty seconds as the key word is that the person who's being cuckolded enjoys watching other people have sex it's no big deal when we watch people in porn, so I don't see why anyone gives a shit

if you enjoy watching your partner have sex. You probably don't know anyone who's a cookold, and even if you did, nobody cares. It's a lazy, unoriginal insult. That's it for now. Until next time, I'm at all. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's secretly in love with me and I didn't return his affections. He sued me. He sued Paper. Why did he sue you?

Oh, one paper. Oh, he sued me. He sued Patreon. He sued a customer service rep at Patreon. He sued my real life day job company. He sued two of my partners in that real life day job company. He sued a comedian who called into the show and did videos and a parody character called Mad Cucks instead of Mad OX.

He sued Asterios, another comedian who made a Christmas album called Cucks Miss Carol's bald headed lies, bald headed lies that charted on Billboard and he sued Asterios' company Weber-Shandwick, Shandwick, one of the biggest PR agencies in the world who subsequently fired his stereos for that lawsuit. That's the totality of what he sued for. But the specific reason he put was for calling him a cock. And they were, which was considered defamation because he legally is not a cock. I guess.

Yeah. You can't help me a cock without police. But I've been talking about video that video just supported that he had. I guess. Yeah. You say you can't call me a cock without. That video just supported that he doesn't matter. But he find it to be insulting. That's what we that was our defense. Well, yeah, that was part of our defense. So you're your loss. Your loss. It was dismissed with prejudice. Yeah, yeah. So it was like, yeah, it was laughed out of court. They thought about there was there were there were there's asc sanctions hearing against, you know, whether to decide to penalize his lawyer, but the judge got cancer and retired. And then the other judge goes in and goes, well, it's not really my job to clean up after

somebody's mess. So let's just get rid of this. So let bygones be bygones. Yeah. Let me exactly buy compared it to the word. So putt was that the judge? Yeah. Romance.

Yeah. Romance. That was a good, a comparison. Yeah. Yeah, I was a good cop. I was a good, uh, comparison. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you know, that's an older insult. You just term because someone to cock. I mean, basically what he was trying to claim was that it damaged his personality by insinuated, damaged his brand, right? And the same guy who also impersonated a female reporter. Oh, yeah. Trying to, you know, yeah, and then admitted to it after denying it,

so he perjured himself in his own fucking loss. That's right. That was pretty bad. He pretended to be a woman reporter at Kond Nass. He spelled it in a stupor. Kond Nass. Yes, correct. And he emailed Estereos, the comedian's job.

He emailed all the women on their executive board saying he was writing a piece on misogynist trolls online and are they proud of their employee, Astereos, pretending to be a woman the whole time he sent that email. I still don't understand how he was able to get Astereos's company involved or Weber-Shandwick. What do you mean? Well, because he lost the vote like, but... He served them. Because he's open up, he made this album on company time.

Did he, is that what he said was his claim is why they're That's what that's yeah, that was like he was using why they were company Computers which means nothing the judge said right away. It means nothing that he used company computers are not yeah They're not responsible. That's insane. Yeah, his lawyer was crazy. Yes. His lawyer hunted him down Oh, yeah, yeah, his lawyer does that, hunts people down and tricks them into lawsuits. Yeah, cool ideas in their head. Oh, yeah, no, he's gonna get half a million or a billion. What did he ask for?

500 million? The 380 million or what? I know, it was 20 million, but they caught it up. They caught it on the internet. They fucked up the way they wrote it. So it was 20 million per charge. So it got 19 charges, it turned into 380 million. Because they fucked, because it land out, fucked it up. It was, I think it was supposed to be million because they fuck cuz it land out fucked it up

It was I think it was supposed to be 20 million. Yeah, but because you messed it up. It got that big. It was completely incompetent I was threatened but with being held in contempt of court and thrown in jail within about five minutes of his opening arguments By the judge. That's pretty great. So that's who you're arguing with comfy. Have you ever considered the fact that he does have a crush on you and King your supply and his king called these years. I meant I Met that seriously. Yeah, I 100% think that he's in love with me and that this it's all this is all jilted X shit over me That's what it kind of feels like to me. It feels very That's what it kind of feels like to me. It feels very spiritually female. Yes. Yes. He was always the woman on that podcast we did for two years. That's probably fucked with his brain. Doing the biggest problem where he's acting like a chick for two years.

To my more much more masculine and macho. Self. And he's always arguing, arguing semantically like a woman. I think it probably fucked up his brains. And so that now he has a weird homosexual obsession with me. Well, I like your theory that- I see that- don't you see this often now when people are, they'll support something and then if they feel personally insulted, they'll turn the support into an insult Like you did with Cof even though he likes to be Cof he thinks it's an insult and you know because it's kind of like the

CD underbelly of people's dark Desires and he's got it out there now and then he became a it seems like he became a social justice warrior because of that Yeah, I don't know. I think so. I saw that he was teaching people to like grab women's booties and public or something. And now he's like anti-massageist. I'm like, I sent that to him. Yeah.

And he told me I was an idiot. And I was like, was this yours or was it not? Yeah. Yeah. He disavowed his book. Was there ever like a hard turn for Maddox, like an event in his life where he suddenly went, I got to change everything and renounce all past behavior.

Did he like meet a, was it when he met that girl or had a conversation with somebody? Good question. I felt like a quick turn though, right? It was pretty quick. Yeah, I turned like a quick turn though, right? It was pretty quick and the turn on a dime. Yeah, if you look back over the the the totality of life, it was like a fucking yeah, turn in a second. You went from I'm extreme and edgy too. I'm sensitive and I care about women issues and you know but when he when he retweeted me, everyone was like, I used to love that guy. He was like the best podcast, he was hilarious, and now he's a cut, can I say? No. I don't know.

I think he got a lot of L's in a row. Like the, I'm better than your kids. Book didn't sell at all. Everybody hated it. 80's growing him broke up. Was that like a third book? Yeah, yeah. That was his third book.

A bunch of shows that we sold didn't get picked up. I think he just got so many Ls in a row. Do you think he got an in his head like my career is suffering because of this personality I've cultivated? Yes. I need to do the LA thing and be a kinder gentler. I think so, yeah. Because that's a lot of guys. They go, I've, you know, painted myself into a corner and network

executive. Yeah. Now I'm the asshole. All right, comfy. We got it. That's enough Maddox. Thank you for calling in. I hope that I hope that we were able to explain what's wrong with him. To you. It sounds like it though. If you think he has a latent homosexual attraction to me that's unrequited and that's what's driving with him to you. It sounds like it though. If you think he has a late and homosexual attraction to me that's unrequited and that's what's driving his insane behavior, it sounds like we've explained it properly.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Thanks guys. Yeah. Bye. See ya. Bye.

Bye. Oh. Five nine. Five nine. Nine green eyes like Charlize Therome. Oh my god. double D's. What rating is this podcast? She wanted it to be X.

She wanted all the content. That was a good guess on my part. Okay. I do like your theory that you're the avatar of a Maddox's hatred towards what government, authority. I think that's true. Here's some advice.

We've got Vito. Are you down for some advice questions? Oh, yeah. Hey, is Nick. Riley is Nick calling in. Oh, my God. It's packed. Look at all these peeps.

Can Nick call in? I'll hack the movies. Is up in here. He's at the convention. Okay. Man, the weekend of the 200th episode is going to be completely nanners, John. What's the date for that?

Is it the 28th? The end of the month. So I'm thinking of doing, because it's sold out and a bunch of people said they didn't get tickets, but they bought their plane tickets first. I don't know why you would do that. I think I'm gonna put dummy tickets up.

So you get your ticket, you have to wear a dummy hat. Oh, come in and you dummy hats can't sit because there's room in there, but there's no seating room. So I don't want people to miss the party. It's going to be a hell of a party. You've explained the venue, right? It's like a warehouse space, but you can't bring in more chairs or something. It's just the way it's set up. And there's no more chairs that would be able to sit against the wall. They could stand, you can't sit on the wall. You can't sit down.

If you find a dummy hat sitting, kick the shit out of them. Hey, you sure I still cover that? That's fine. All right. Okay, here we go, advice. How to ask someone you've been friends with? Have you ever done this video? Asked how it's like,

I don't think so. Hey, Dick, my name is Sam, and I've been wanting to ask a girl out that I've been pretty good friends with for close to a year. I didn't really develop feelings for her until somewhat recently, and I'm aware of another person who intends to ask her out. So it's a now or never situation.

It's too late, man. Yeah, well, that's the, I think that's the reason a now or never situation. It's too late, man. Yeah, well, I think that's the reason I've never done that. It's like, it's, don't. You just don't. If a girl is your friend, there's a reason she's your friend. Because you're waiting for her relationship to end so you can ask her to be better. That never happens.

That's not a thing. It does happen. Well, maybe for a fucking master of women over here, Dick Mass. I can't just say, ask them out. Yeah, but you're a little like sex goblin. You just get in there. Yeah, right away.

Goblin. Day one. I'll start laying, I'll start laying, I lay it down like a garden. You got a whole trap set for the second day. Sowing discontent. Yeah, so God, yeah. I'll explain to him the smash. It's the second they break up, you just start laying it down.

Hey, you've got, you've got no problem over just to cry just you know come over ham doing that. Let's get your mind off it Don't ever mention don't ever mention being attracted to them. Yeah, and anyway put that in a fucking vault Deep inside your gut. You have to resist Resist because they've got all of their they've got all these little women resist, resist, because they've got all of their, they've got all these little women's centuries in them, like Amazon warrior asses looking on the out, out on patrol, looking for any kind of male attraction that they're ready to kill.

And you've got to slide past them like the wind, I'm nothing, I'm not attracted to anything over here. This is the healthiest relationship advice show. This is, women are constantly looking to destroy your male ego. Right after a breakup. Right after a breakup there, they're all up on guard, ready to kill it, ready to rip your dick off.

You got to slap, tuck your dick in between your legs and walk in there, hit what's up ladies. I'm a guy, but as you can see, I have no dick whatsoever. I post no threat. How could I accomplish anything with others? Now let you in there. Then that's when you start, that's when you start laying it down and with others today? Now let you in there. Yeah.

Then that's when you start, that's when you start laying down and never, never, ever say you're attracted. Actually, never. Let's go out, do something fun. Let's go out, do something fun and let the liquor do the talking. What if they ask you directly, how do I look today? Wow. You look.

Let me see it. Let me see. That's all you do is just keep it going. Let me see it. Turn around again. We're gonna be late. He's never get to an answer. Genius. You have to

Never never never give them what they want. Oh, God. That's how you do it. Just nag him. Oh, the only thing, not nagging. No, nagging. Oh, look. Let me see it again. Yeah. Let me see it again.

Keep it, keep it ambiguous. Uh-huh. Oh, look, let me see it again. Yeah. Let me see it again. Keep it ambiguous. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Mysterious. Yeah, look at that. I see what we kind of match. Oh, I see what you were trying to do there, yeah. Those are some clothes.

Wow. That's a lot of hair you got. Where'd you get that? Where'd you get that shirt? Yeah. Could you get it off of Facebook, Ed? Tell me all the places you bought all of your fucking clothes, you good.

That's the right size. All you want to do when you break up is get distracted. You don't give a fuck about anything else. Next thing you know, you're not a deep sex trap. Yeah, yeah. All traps he's laid. My main question in a sense, we're already friends. Should I approach her in a different way

than I would approach someone that I don't know? Yes, do all the manipulative shit that I said to you. Ah! This is somewhat time sensitive, so I hope you read this soon and thanks to you and Sean, and keep her away from other men. Yeah! Ah!

Go elbows if you have to. Thanks to you and Sean for making my Tuesdays actually worth looking forward to. Sam, Sean, what do you think? Is that good advice? What would you do? I like to pursue a relationship with you. No. I mean, you really, if she is open to being in a relationship with you or her friend, you'll know. It's not like she's never considered. This guy's asking me for advice, you think he's gonna know. But I'm saying, she'll throw you a hint. Like, you can't eat.

What kind of hint? She'll be like, I don't know. Invite you to do this thing. If she's around you, if she's within grabbing distance from you, that's a hint. If she's around the couch and your hand is brushing up against her hand, she knows where her hand is. I mean, if she's making that happen, if she puts herself in an area where she can't escape you,

then that's a clear indication that she wants to date. I think you do the three-seater couch test. As you go, let's watch a movie. You had a couch with three seats. You said on one end. Does she sit in the middle seat next to you, or does she take the opposite seat on the other end? Okay. If she purposefully chooses to sit next to you on the couch, go for it. Careful, veto. Don't do anything, you know, rash. Careful. You're really your tread non thinnies. she wants to see there's a consent of proximity

The memo did you not get the memo? Did you get the memo what's not make you sign something when you came through this day? It can sign agreements. Yeah, it depends how old there it's different. Yeah, that's true. This is what you do You get on the couch 56 they can do it. They can sit in the middle cushion without signing that you get on the couch Okay, and you lay across it Making her either sit on the floor or sit on your face. Yeah Ask you to move and most people don't won't ask you to move So there you go. I feel like a like a bizarre maneuver. Let's watch your By the way, I'm gonna lie down across the entire couch.

This is how I watch movies. If you don't like it, I walk around with my arms pinwheeling everywhere. And if you should happen to get in the way, I walk around like this. All right, I hope that's, I think that's good advice. Terrible, good. Sounds good. The other one is another dating one. I don't wanna read that. One more. Do you wanna do voicemails? It's already 11, 20. Yeah, the other one is another dating one. I don't want to read that.

One more. Do you want to do voicemails? It's already 11, 20. Yeah, we've been cruising. This has been like kind of a paste show. Is Flash Sempoh in there today? I didn't ask her. Oh, wait, is company still in there?

Fuck, I forgot to ask her the questions. Tell her to come back on. Ah! She probably knows all the war ones though. Which questions? When did Vietnam happen? When did the war? She's 41. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, she probably does.

She's not one of those women that only charge their phone, knows McDonald's, and twerking and be bisexual, and eat hotchip and lie. Yeah. Here is another test here's another test. Bitches be charging their phones. Check this shit out. Not me. I got, well, yeah, you charge them.

Yeah, exactly. So this is another, Vito be charging his phone in the shower. This is another test on about gravity. And this guy says, or this woman, I think it's Murray. Murray. Oh, you know my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my happened in the fucking 90s. Yeah. Here's the, so everybody can win on the video. I'm happy to the 90s. Bro, this is the game. Ask your mom, wife or girlfriend,

when the following five wars happened. Okay. American Revolution, Civil War, World War One, World War Two, Vietnam. Ask them in order. You will get, you will get years back that you would not have dreamed possible. 1400s, Civil War, out of order,

World War, Civil War going after war and then they start freaking out. So they put it back in time. Yeah. So you ask them to put it on a timeline. I know you just ask, you just say the thing that I said in that years. Yeah. But do you ask them in order like of the of the wars? Revolution. Yeah. Okay. Civil war. World War one, two, they started running at a room. Exactly. Like you should ask them out of order. So they don't know exactly where you're overthinking. No, no, four one two they started running out of room. Like I feel like you should ask him out of order so they don't know exactly where you're overthinking. No, it's it's it's funny.

You're hearing that crack. I assume that it's going go back the in the 90s not not one time. No more times. Oh my god. So here is the test given to college women. They show you a decanter with half full of liquid A. And the liquid is, it looks like normal. There's a decanter that's half full of liquid

and it's drawn, it's, you know, looking at it. Everything's horizontal, and this one would expect. And then they say, okay, figure B is a decanter that's tilted to its side 45 degrees. What would the liquid look like? What would the liquid look like? And they say 40% of them get it wrong. What was this study done?

Was this recent? This is part of the Human Women Haters Scientific Organization. Oh, I see, okay. I can't do science. Is that good? I don't know where it's from, but that's the new test. So try it.

Everybody listening, try it. I do want to try that, that's funny. Good for laugh, I guess. Is there anything else I told to call in? You were talking about somebody else. Did you get a rage? Did you think of one? No.

Well, I did a bad one. I'm mad at people leaning in it. I'm mad when Twitter bans me. Oh yeah, that's no. No, you know. For posting stickers of 17-year-old climate activists. I don't think Bernie could answer that question. I agree with climate change.

I agree with what about it? It's happening. There's some problems. I don't know how to handle the penguins today, man. We can't even stop to, we can't even wash our hands. This is the, yeah, we're fucked. The global climate is changing, because all the things are working.

Are you working too? We better stop it. All right, let's stop, let's start washing our hands first. So we can stop the coronavirus now. No, I'm a little worried about this coronavirus, man. Are you worried? No, it's safe in the heart of our people. You're all the way up here. I Think that it is I think it's over as soon as they started talking about how you need to go shopping and prepare I think people just tuned out like I don't need, I don't need to get chores to do.

Fuck you. I live in the most Asian neighborhood in LA. So I'm a little worried. Oh, Vito. They had the, they had the Lunar New Year festival. Yeah. I was like, oh my god. They're bringing, it was like, you know, I was worried.

You're worried about getting it? I was worried. I went out, I'm looking at the Chinese dragon going through my neighborhood. I wanted to just... Breathing Corona. What are you people thinking? They're all diseased.

If I do get it, I'm going straight down to Skid Row and Licking Faces. Good. Because I heard... I saw the LAS homeless crisis as much as I do. No, it's because I heard that Licking homeless people... That's the cure for coronavirus. That's why I'm doing it. They're probably pretty hardy, huh?

I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about, but that's what I'll be doing. Okay. I'll be going down there and giving out free shots and I'll be sampling every shot first to make sure it's of incredible quality for the homeless people. Correct. And then I'll be handing it right over to them. Such a philanthropist. Thank you. All right, everybody. I've gotten them these wonderful

blankets from my good friend, Jeffrey Amherst. Exactly. Okay, everybody, and this has been the show. The hard men working hard have a greatest of the year album out right now. You can go to, I think you can find it at their bandcamp or go directly to their Patreon. HMWH, is that what it is? Yeah, I'll place that off of it. Sweet. And there's a new shirt on the shop.dict.show. We live in a society shirt. Have you seen it Sean? I have not. This is what it looks like. I'll show you. Since we're doing plugs, this one right there. So it doesn't say the dick show on it. There you go. Look at that. That's a full print.

If you want to be in society, then check out the society appreciation shirt. It has me wearing clown makeup. That's if it resembles any some. It resembles any copyrighted characters. It's coincidence. Yeah. Drinking a beer, having dyed green hair looks great done by Pratsky. And this is the greatest of the year 2019 from the hard men working hard. They should have, I think they should have done this like a like car models where they use the next year as the greatest of the year but for the previous year.

Yeah, okay. So this would have been greatest of the year 2021. Vito, which one stands out to you that you're like, Gabe Pills, please. Okay, you got it, buddy. This is Gabe Pills by the Hard Men Working Hard. Woo! See you next Tuesday.

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Thanks for coming in today. Oh, thanks for having me, buddy. From mellow. I'm out, it's nice. Gay pill track that we're going out to. Shrong, does anything make you a rage? Not today. Not today, no.

I'm all right. I was having a good day too. Yeah, I'm all right. Today's our wake up, I'm like, I don't know, I'm gonna do the show today. I'm such a good mood. Yeah, you don't want to do the show when you're in a good mood.

No, how I'm gonna do it. I know, such a good mood. Then I look at what's happening to the millennials out there. You gotta say us, Nick. Wealth is being robbed from them. Give us that white space we deserve. You need that white space! You motherfuckers need that white space to do!

They're taking your white space! It's hard to rage over this music. And now when you think about the white space that's being taken... Oh yeah. Filled up with bugs and education. Eat the bugs. Eat the fucking bugs, Sean. What a man.

Live in a pipe. The stock market's crashing. Don't worry. The Fed's gonna use their tools to backstop the economy. Oh, that's great. I thought socialism didn't work. Where all of you fucking morons who don't think

Bums can get a free Get a free shot of antibiotics But the entire economy needs to be propped up With loans That loans that your kids have to fucking pay Great! Fire it up! Ugh

Money's no expense. What is the phrase? Money's no expense. No, no, no. Expense is no object. What's the Jurassic Park phrase? Money's no, isn't it? Money's no object.

What? Expense. Expense. Expense. No, there you go. Prophing this economy up. Expense. These boomers need a return on their investment.

We can't just let the economy crash. It wouldn't be the economy then. I got shit tied to it. Yeah. All these companies, they're worth more than this. Why? Yep, clearly not. Why are they worth more than this?

Well, because we We own them! We can't let millennials buy their cratered values after it tanks. Right. All because we can't wash our fucking pants! Fuck the economy! Ah! I mean, it's fucking itself. Did you wash your hands today?

Look to your left! Look to your right!. Did you wash your hands today? Look to your left. Look to your right. None of you washed your hands. So the economy's crashing. What are you guys going to do? Well, we'll use your kids to pay to prop it up. No problem. What is that song where it's like, look at your beautiful wife.

Yeah. That's what I'm getting right now this time look to your left look to your right Look to your back again. I've washed their hands It's Chris the Kiwi here Yeah, pingin Yeah, pingin'. I heard men working hard, do you go? I feel refreshed after that mantra. Serene.

Oh, wow, plummeting awesome. So it's just gonna plummet until people start buying it again, right? No. We can't have that. Our year investments holdin' up. They're fine. Yeah. I'm a holder. up? They're fine. Yeah. I'm a holder.

Yeah, you played a long game. I wanted these short grips. No. I was doing really good for a hot second. Oh. Then that shiny. I got out there, luckily. Just kidding, my teeth.

I'm just trying to get pint glasses and people's. That's where I'm at with my investment. Did they not finish the new round of pint glasses? They're finished and shipping. So I'm going to send emails glasses and people. That's where I'm at with my advice. Did they not finish the new round of pint glasses? They're finished and shipping. So I'm going to send emails out probably Thursday. I'm going to go to look at them to make sure they're correct. Are you going to run them through a washing machine? I ran them through a ton of washing machines.

He's, he tried to scrape it off with a knife. A knife. This is a finest fucking print of glasses. Make it out. You got this made in? You got this massive California. No, it's made in Florida. Okay, and then what,

are they shipping them to you? Like a palette? Yeah, what do you like, fucking logistics man over there? You can start asking him when stuff gets made. I don't know, I don't know how you make pint clasers. Yeah, they print them,

they use a special ceramic ink. Yeah. Run them through an oven, 4,000 degrees, do the second layer, same oven, third layer, same layer. And every fucking person I talk to

tries to talk me out of doing three layers. There's a, oh no. Fuck this up, you're just being on cost. I guess, yeah. People are just satisfied with, at people minimum. Yeah, yeah. Because we've been, that's what we've been told to expect now.

Yeah. Why do you want me? That's what we get. So you go, oh, okay, yeah, shitty. Just like I expected it to expect now. Yeah. Why do you want me to get? So you go, Oh, okay, yeah, shitty, just like I expected to beg the compensator to do a three pass cup. I said, listen, you bitch. Yeah. If I don't, if I can't count one, two, three colors on these glasses, and I need to go back to school, you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot. I can understand why Bubsy's wanted to uphold the contracts so badly.

The strong armed negotiating tactics. Well, listen, oh my gosh, I wish I had that recording, that recording so bad when I screamed at that first guy. Just that end. And now and I'm going to, I'm late for Pilates. So you got one fucking hour to put this back together. Goodbye. Funny. Okay, here we go. Hey, dick, this mayhem may not be the, the GM of bus disease. Oh, wow. Oh,

boy, it was a real shame what happened to your camera Don't make me make you garbage is this it yeah, oh My friend. Okay, damn see you guys tough. Yeah, man He's really out like this from New York, right. He sounds like he is in waste management I'm gonna club me with the gobbagool you mess with me again Hey, Dick nation show up. Hey, Dick, nice to meet you on joke. Hey. What makes me a rage is the joke explainers of a joke. So there's like, the people who's a fair job is to find the,

the chink in your joke armor, okay? But you say a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or a joke or joke or a joke or Railroad joke Okay That's not how a tree works that would have been a fun you turn around walk fifty pages and let the yeah like if you're going to be

funny or appreciate it like redish stupid jokes but the people who have to find that and yeah that's super that's not the exact way to electricity work so you can't have been shot like that like what? motherfucker we watch loony dudes Fact check in your jokes. Yeah, I like relax on that

Yeah Fact joke fact chokers fact joke checkers. Mm-hmm check that joke Bastards. Just trying to make some good jujokes. How would you work? That's not what I was doing. That's not what I was doing. Clearly, that's not what I was doing. Their blood isn't actually black. It's red like normal human being.

I don't know what jokes this gets to. Actually, no one's ever had to pay for air. I don't know if you, air is free for all of us. Thank you. Do you know the setup? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Moving on. I need some light. How do you think your girlfriend's like you take longer? Whoa like I have to finish the job

So like she knows she'll do for like 30 seconds And she's like oh my jaw hurts You know baby like A lot of you were like I need to put him like some more You know I can't say that like that yeah, it's like Google on me and then I gotta finish off my fuck. I'm just too tired.

What do you identify with this? I identify with this pain. Yeah. Yeah. The girl that wanted to suck you like fine. Yeah. I'm liking all the pro-crow. I love it. I love it. That's what I, if that weren't happy to me, I would go, I have a special umpire uniform in my closet. If I've ever heard my jaws sore, I don't wanna suck you, dick.

I say, sure, one moment please, I go put on my umpire outfit with the hat and the ball and everything, and I come back in and I go, you are outta here. I'm glad that you have a comical outfit. I have several outfits. I have a lot of work with it.

I have a ref outfit too with a red card. I come out. Red card bitch, you are outta here. Every time we try to have sex, there involves a different outfit and you yelling at me. Yes. I don't know, man, I don't want a suck dick. It seems exhaustive.

You don't want to be as annoying as we are either. That's your choice. That's your, you know, Vito, you do not have to suck dick. I'm here to tell you. I said, I never let anyone make you feel like you have to. The only girls who I allow to give me a blowjob, are those who enthusiastically want to give me a blowjob. Yes.

But if his girlfriend doesn't want to give him a blowjob, yeah. Yeah. Well, he can make, he can make a decision based on that information. Yeah. Okay, and you decision should be, do you love this woman? It doesn't matter. There's other ways to have fun.

There's no one. You don't got to have her suck your dick. You need it. What's the point? What's the point? What of living? Yeah. Without a blowjob.

It's a matter of look, I'm going to argument you're having when you're getting your dick segging, okay, I think we know who was right in the argument. Yeah, great, great blow job. It's great, but if someone's not enthusiastic about it, okay. Yeah. I might be more than as a person

you don't got to put on the outfit. Drop it off with the foster dog. Driver over to the foster pet center and say, you could a good fucking look at all those dogs about all of those pets and cats because that's your future right there You go to the fire department you go. This is where you drop off unwanted children Like yeah, you know, well you take fucking bitch girlfriends. You don't suck dick Take her to the garbage bin the garbage store. Yeah

Put her in a little basket. I just put myself in her shoes. I don't want a suck a dick either I don't want a suck of dick either. Oh, wow. Yes. Do we eat women out, dick? Only on very special occasions. Because it's not great, right? It's exhausting. No, it's great then.

Only on very special occasions. Yeah. Yeah. Because whenever a girl goes on my mom's birthday, then I'll be down there saying, this is because my mom's birthday, and I will be down there saying, this is because my mom's birthday today that I'm doing this. I'm saying, I'll do it as a hell yeah, I'm on your mom's birthday.

And I tell them the whole time. That's why I'm doing it. It's exhausting to be down there with the tongue and the everything. That's what I imagine giving a blow job is like. Yeah. I don't fault this girl. But then imagine that women like doing that exhausting shit. It would be a different thing,

repetitive shit. Some do like shopping and stuff like that. If his story was it's my birthday Talking yeah talking Can you put your mind in that one? Love going to brunt you're saying going to brunch with six chicks with your girlfriend's friends is worse than sucking my dick I'm saying why does he, maybe you're right, maybe save it for a special occasion, be like, okay, maybe on my birthday. That would be a time.

Just cut your dick off. Well, that'll cut fine. Okay. Did we help that guy? Yes. I'm gonna say, you told him to kick his girlfriend out in a, in a little while. You're right.

She's only got 30 seconds, right? So that's in some novelty costumes. Always tag on 30 seconds, always tag her every there's all 30 seconds. You just are okay. We'll give it a give it a break for 30 seconds. Put that bitch on a stopwatch. Boom 30 seconds off. Hammer it back in on off.

All right. This is high intensity interval. They go training. That's a hit workout. Yeah. Yeah. Got that. Put that bitch on a schedule. Bitches love schedules. That's good advice. And charge their phones.

By the name of the phone, charge their phones, McDonald's and schedules. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Another great voicemail. Jones totally wrong about the happiness index. The only reason it starts to climb back up is because the really unhappy ones start killing themselves or getting killed

by the happy ones. Well, I see. He could be right. He could be right. He could be right. Or early 50s. Or you've drunk yourself to death or done enough drugs just ended all oh so it's not

that uh date either there's actually get people getting happier as they go damn it if that could be right yeah really unhappy ones are done are he sounds very happy himself. So I'm sorry. It's my room records. Is it? Yeah, that's my shit.

Oh, no shit. Yeah. There you go. What do you think about that? Do you think you're wrong about the happiness index? No, but I kept, but that's an interesting point he brought up.

Yeah. I don't think enough people are killing themselves. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.

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I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I think that's part of it. You stop being surprised that everyone's such a piece of shit. And then it's kind of suck. It's kind of liberating. It's kind of once you understand that, you're like, oh, I thought it was, oh, those promises and all that, those like word, they were just all lies. I've settled with it, I'm okay with it now. Now it's just like, oh, now nothing really matters. I was telling Dick, my dad did, like a week or two

after Christmas. And I was like, at first I was like, oh my god, or two after Christmas. And I was like, first I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna be devastated. And then I've slowly just been like, oh yeah, life just sucks though. Yeah. It's just like, yeah, you've been dealing with shit your whole life, you go,

ah, it's just gonna keep being shit, just whatever. Yeah, have fun, fuck it. I'll just wait this one out in bed today. I don't really care. Yeah, it's basically where I'm at. I'm like, ah, alright, right, yeah, just shit happens. It's not gonna happen. Yeah, I love that one, go to voice man.

It's been a weird realization. Okay. All right, I got to reach for you. All right, so people who will track you down to the end of the earth and make an ass out of themselves just to tell you that your gas cap was left open or you left the cup. Yeah, totally. You drove off with a pump that your gas cap was left open or you left the car. You drove off with a pump in your gas tank.

Down there, far as on fire. Flash in their high beams, waving their arms like a jackass. I even had people roll up next to me at a stock sign, roll down their window and give me the universal, roll your window down. There's a serial killer outside your car with a hook on his hand. That sort of thing just to tell me my gas cap was left at open Wow, thank you so much. What did you think just gonna happen in the 15-minute drive home? All of my gas is gonna suddenly

What possibly go wrong? It's just amazing and then they look to you like wow I really, I really just saved that person's ass today. I mean, I just go for a real little thing. If you fucking mother Teresa is coming up to you, oh, your shoe aces are on time. Really, I had no fucking clue that my shoe aces are on time. Well, you probably didn't want to tie my shoe aces because I'm going 15 feet and quite frankly,

I kind of want to fall down the stairs and die. So I don't have to put up with your bullshit. Yeah. Don't fuck yourself. The gas, gas cap thing, it's funny. Do you ever get that undeserved sense of like you helped somebody when it's like complete bullshit? Like I don't know, lady, and she's like, do you know where the straws are for the soda

and I go, the straws are right over there. Yeah. And I started smiling. I'm like, I just helped somebody. I thought about it a little more. But you know what about that? Because they'll dissolve in your old mouth because they're made out of fucking paper now. That's a little more.

So, you know what? Yeah. I think as humans, we're just desperate to feel useful. Yeah. I helped that guy with his gas cap today. That means my life truly means something to me. Somebody would help me. That's how I feel about that dog we found,

and then found its owners. And then I go, yeah, thanks. What the fuck? Oh, what the fuck? That should have been a big thing. That can't have. Got out again. Yeah. Now I feel like a dick for overvaluing your dog.

Right. You're saying I'm a pussy? Fuck you bitch. How far away was the dog from me? I was showing you a pussy. They're owners. And then right across down the street around the street. But it was around the neighborhood or whatever.

We technically we found it about probably six houses from where it lived. Yeah, on the way home sniffing around. We brought it further away from. Yeah, it could get hit by cars. I mean, what you dog running around. Hey, Dave, I got a fucking rage for you. All right. Oh, and also it's up Sean.

It was a half size paper towel. Yes. You might fucking roll the paper towel. were you all right and also John it was a half size paper towels yes you know you're fucking a roll of paper towels and you open them up and you fucking pull up a little you got this fucking tiny as rectangle yep bitch what the fuck you're the whole square why you cutting them up this way what the fuck are you doing to speak they last twice as long they don't take up anything I got paper towel what are you spilling man they don't pick up anything. I have paper towel. What are you spilling? Manning. I don't want these fucking. I'll use it for napkins.

I'm not gonna do with it. Yeah. What am I gonna do with it? How much fucking paper towel do you need for napkin? A square. I don't even know that. Double layer. Like, are they half size paper towel?

They take the regular paper towels. They're perforated on the middle. So you can cut them in half? Yeah. You can just tear them off in half. Yeah. Yeah, no, I tear them off in half. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm not into it. It makes your paper towels last twice as long.

No, because I use two every time. Okay, good for you. Yeah, but it's the same amount of paper towels. Regardless, right? I just don't like it when it accidentally tears off. I'm trying to get four paper towels because... Why are you buying the half? I'm gonna get it in a pit, all in a three,

because they all make them like that. I think they're all made that way now. I get the target ones. They're just really well. Then I shall get my paper towels. I need so many paper towels all at once. What are you spilling? I don't know.

I like to I like to eat ravenously if I'm cooking. What do you have like an apron that you put on? Like you tuck it into your shirt collar. Yeah, and also, uh, and also wiping up stuff like grease or something that comes out of a pan or anything like that. I don't want some fucking single layer, little piece of shit like, I think it's because my Mexican ancestry

compels me to use like every fiber in a paper towel. I will use it and then leave it out to dry and then use it again. I've and then leave it out to dry and then use it again. I've used that leaf it out to dry. I yelled at women, at people for throwing away perfectly good paper towels that were still good because it dries. It's just a little discolored, but it will still soak stuff up again. Yikes. What? That's, that is a Mexican culturally cultural thing. It's not gross. We live in America, Johnny, Mexico over here. Not inside in California.

We waste paper product as loudly and as fast as we can. Deal with it. I'll let that shit, my sister does it too. Next you're gonna tell me you recycle. No, I don't, I don't recycle. I'm good. At least you're just still partially American. I only, in my recycling bin, I only throw away old computer monitors.

Oh, good trash. The trash people won't take them. Yeah, I just fell my regular trash with batteries and stuff. Just say fuck you, deal with it. Okay, two more. Okay, if you're sick, I can get the critical fuck. Uh-oh. Worn buffets of fat, but Donald Trump's like 300 fucking tabs. He's a fat fuck too. Worn buffets, fat. I think so. war and but but

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I marked him like a regular listener. Warren Buffett has been, Warren Buffett has been all about raising taxes since way before Donald, since, since in like the 90s. I remember him talking about how income tax wasn't high enough or some shit like that. It's like, man, you got, you got a big car. So much money. You've got more money than Costa Rica. Can you just fucking please do something other than making yourself more money? Please tell any people know what you eat. Like people fetishize your entire life. Just give us something other than raise taxes.

How could you be so rich and so stupid as to think they won't just raise them on the only people who can get fucked paying them? Like you know, you have to know how it works. They're just gonna raise it on people who can't get away from paying it. You fucking asshole. Because everybody also just figured out some loophole.

Yeah, you got a hundred billion dollars. You do whatever you want. You can do whatever you want. You can make whatever you want. You own construction, not companies, industries. Make whatever you want us to have. You can do it. You fucking prick. Just give us a shot, man.

Give us something. Oh, you know what? Not enough taxes. Oh, thanks Warren. Thanks a lot. Not enough taxes. I'm sure that'll, you know what? You fixed it. You fixed class inequality with that killer phrase. Not enough taxes. Thanks a lot, man. Oracle of Omaha. Thank you for that one, buddy. Why don't you choke on one of those sausage biscuits that you eat every day? You are just you fucking freak. He likes to get cheeseburger, right? None of taxes. I don't know what to tell Warren Buffett to do. I don't know. He's just a guy who's there. Always with that one. I don't know if he's in Texas.

Oh, good one. I mean, so make your own government man. You have enough money. I mean, he could. You have a big island. Yeah, just make your own whole thing. Do anything, get $80 billion. Do anything.

Uh, okay. Last one, Andrew from Eugene, Oregon. There we go. Stream of consciousness, rumbling, he had a rough time this week. Yeah. There was usually his voice mail is just kind of run together. So none of them are playable on their own.

Yeah. Because he talks about the last one without explaining what he's talking about. He's like, man, yes. You realize that I played one at a time. I can't play. Right. Here we time. I can't play right Here we go. I tried

You were so fucking right Um, because you said that's a I prefer drug I think on the old show that the reason why Some people get paid certain amount of money is because they receive a certain amount of crap from people for the most shit and That's fucking true. You're dead on, because you're playing my voice now, and you said, you got to know what I was saying. Which is that people, people feel almost entitled

to make it to, oh, they are. They are. They're completely entitled to rip you fuck at a part because you're doing it professionally. Yeah, because that's the point. Or not, either way. That's what the money you fucking apart if you're doing it professionally. Yeah, because that's either way. That's what the money for. Like you're doing this professionally. It's a great system. It's a great system. From both sides it works from their perspective from my perspective. It's true, but uh, that damn fun. It's definitely fun. Everyone talks about fan entitlement, but nobody talks about creator entitlement. Like man, you just wasted a lot of people's three minutes.

You've been buying any good bits from hasn't cruise. I know. I don't know if I ever did. Uh, right now, maybe I could, I have. Oh, boy. I don't know if I ever did. What's the market for those? You can go right now. Maybe I could buy a couple. Hit him up.

He was charging the guy who eats shit $200 to edit his videos that no one watches. Wait, they got it in pay him, did it? Yes, he did. $200 to edit a video. Yeah, Hazen Cruz was shitting on me. Vito, Vito, he ate shit. To be famous. So Hazen Cruz was bragging about how he's,

he'll be alright, because all of his people pay to pay people that the fucking edit my videos. Yeah, so then the shit eater chimed in with, yeah, I pay him 200 bucks. He was like, wait, you're under this. You're letting this mentally-informed person pay with $200 to edit videos that you know, no one is watching.

No one is watching shit eater's video. I'm saying $200 to throw away on that know no one is no one is watching no one is watching shit eaters video $200 to throw away on the the government, I think I was getting yeah, I guess he is Retarded in a I think so it's got some yeah I mean he ate his own shit. He's that's still one of the I was here for that right? I think so yeah Wait, was it you wasn't Tanner here? Or maybe I was listening to it. I don't know. All I remember is, all I remember is just the way he talked about it.

Or he's like, yeah, yeah. I mean, I ate my own shit, but I got tricked into it. Right. He was tricked. He was the constant explanations. All right. That's it, everybody.

I was clinging. See ya. Go check out the bonus episode, get yourself a society shirt. See ya now, bye.