The Dick Show - Episode 197 - Dick on Molyneux

Episode Date: March 10, 2020

International Women's 23 Hours, the Coronavirus kills a venue, Twitter makes racist Mad Libs, every woman I know takes the water jug challenge, a girl laughs at a guy's penis, Stefan Molyneux calls in and talks about everything from eggs to egregious monetary policy, "I'm from New York" and the jackasses who say it, Riley screws up a bit, Maddox's Patreon falls to $75 a month, the death of handshakes, the death of Boomers, and the death of the commute, the importance of conferences, and the grids at the end of deoderant; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I have some shocking. So I conducted my own scientific study in honor of women's international women's 23 hours. It's not women's day. No, a day is 24 hours. 24 and a little more, isn't it? A little bit. This is international women's 23 hours.

Let's call it what it is. It's basically, it's closer to a happy hour than it is to a day. I mean, because of the time change? So it's like they give black history months of the shortest month. Sean, don't equate the suffering of African, our African American brothers.

Well, I never would. The suffering of women, which is zero. I never would. They do get a short month. How do they do? It's bullshit. Oh, am I broadcasting, I hope so. But they do get a short month. How they feel? It's bullshit. Am I broadcasting, I hope so.

Too late to do it over. I'm supposed to do it over. Yeah! Welcome to dick. You want to take a knee to get a knee to get a knee to get out of this a show wherever there's a contest. Give me a life or a mountain dump. Bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, take management.

AKA the $20 million man voted America's worst Mexican 47 weeks running Jesus Christ. That's starting to feel like a show of its own. Use the worst Mexican bit. I know coming up on a year. Whoo. Joining me is always this world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dave. Hey, what's up, buddy?

As I said before, the show happy international women's 23 hours. You know, you know the faves, you know the best, the best of the best, the best women are celebrating such women as Chaz Bono. Oh, wait, no. I mean, Caitlin Jenner, which one is, I messed it up already. You get what, the weight lifters, did it, did it futs up already? Nope, it's good. Women are breaking records all around the world.

These brave women stepping forward. Cutting their penis is often. All right. No, it's coming to road rage. No, it's coming to road rage LA. He's like out of the country, isn't he? Yeah.

We're gonna have all the bad guys on the internet. Has he secured his visa? He got no, no. No, don't ask these Yeah. We're gonna have all the bad guys on the internet. Has he secured his visa? He got no, no. Don't ask these kind of questions on reporting. Well, I think we do need to ask these kind of questions. I'm gonna be there, okay? Okay, no, it may be there. You can make it, he bought the ticket.

You can make it like the four and a half miles. You can drag me there. Someone will drag me to the show if I'm incapacitated for whatever reason. Because I finally figured out how to order drugs on empire might be the reason. Is that on the dark web? Yeah.

Wow. It's real, it's unreal. It's the digital black market. I mean, 50 grand, that'll cost you five grand. Oh, okay. Oh, I really want to know how Monero works now. Now, you need a, like a certain web browser, right? Yeah, Brave.

Gotcha. So it's a core built in. It's incredible. I see. It's really incredible. Okay, but back to the show, we've got Road rage LA in three weeks, I guess, into the month. The venue canceled, so we had. The venue canceled,

so we had the first venue canceled because of hate speech, right? Because of me, because of Maddox reported me for hate speech. That's still ongoing. I haven't resolved that particular issue yet. The second venue canceled because of the coronavirus. Oh my God, really. Now this is, we're talking about a warehouse

in Filipino town. Yeah. This is essentially a box made out of bricks in not a great area. That's in between a shitty McDonald's and a shitty or McDonald's. Yeah, the one on Alvarado. And then the one that's further, yeah, you're right.

You're right. Yeah, I know that area. I rented a warehouse in between two crummy McDonald's is. on Alvarado and then the one that's further, yeah, you're right. You're right. I know that area. I rented a warehouse in between two crummy McDonald's is by MacArthur Park. This guy, this guy before all the canceling hysteria for coronavirus, he sends out a cancel the Olympics, but go ahead. Good. I know.

Every other thing I want to be canceled except for my thing, which was taking place in an abandoned warehouse. I know. Every other thing I want to be canceled, except for my thing, which was taking place in an abandoned warehouse. I know. There is a 100% risk of tetanus at this venue. There's a 0% risk of coronavirus. Not to mention that they don't have any employees. Like it's not even his, they're not even, it's not even his people.

Right. Coming to the event, it's me and my friends. They're afraid on behalf of the building. Yeah. Can't so I'm like, oh, this is bullshit. This is something Mel's has gone here. So I hit up customers where I'm like, hey, you guys canceled,

you guys, it's like an Airbnb for venues. That would be a convenient excuse. Yeah, right. Cause it was before all the wide scale canceling happened. There's no toilet paper in the stores right now. Why? Why? When there's a pandemic, do people need to shit so much?

But why do they need to fill up, with stock up on 50 rolls of toilet paper? I think there's like a horrible cases of like spreading jardia around or something like it's, I don't know of all the things that are gonna to be hard to get to you during a global pandemic level scare toilet paper. Very low on the list. Very, very low.

Yeah. Water and toilet. The faucet's going to keep running. It's going to keep running for a while. Drop maybe some iodine tabs, but you don't need a hundred pounds of water and two hundred pounds of toilet paper. These guys are really lining up their shits for this, uh, doomsday scenario. It's fucking crazy.

Just one bidet guys. It's crazy. Yeah. One bidet. Yeah. I know. One bidet and some, and just keep your junk mail for a while. Keep the penny savers they send off.

Dude. It's no need to get in fist fights over toilet paper at Costco. No. So they cancel the venue. We said, all right. Coronavirus. This was when this was before all the canceling started. This was right after the show last week.

Oh, right. Okay. So within a week. I have to go. Yeah. I got you. That would probably make sense why you're bringing it up this week. Yeah. So I, I, I see it's early. I text the guy. I get no, I mean, the ultimate ultimate in respect from this kind of person. I text the guy. I get no, I mean, ultimate, ultimate in respect from this kind of person who would cancel the van. No text, no call, just a form email,

saying to whom it may consume. We're sorry, but we're canceling your event. Signed the management. You're one guy. The management call. That's like kind of like a looney tunes. Yeah. It is looney tunes. That's like the manage like a like a looney tunes. Yeah, it is looney tunes.

That's like the manage ex, the management. So now I've promised to keep the show going twice. I'm like, all right. So you need another venue? Oh, I need another venue. Oh my God. So I get on first venue I find, oh, looks great. I show up, knock, knock, knock.

Oh, I see a little plaque. Oh, it's a Jewish elementary school. I don't, for some reason I just, just gonna let that one. That's for your time. Let's go, let's see what number two is on the list. Right. Number two on the list is run by a Russian guy. Yeah, okay.

Russian and a Korean guy say, a coronavirus, no, bring it. Well, we don't, right. Exactly. We don't care about coronavirus. No, it's going down. The show's moving forward. So now, you're going to be in trouble with the Russian mob. I guess.

I mean, it can't get any, it never gets better for me. So, yeah. I'll tell you what, though, man, I am if, if this coronavirus still in, still in about the same area, no, it's downtown now. Don't have to release all the email everybody to the location the day of. I'm not fucking around anymore.

Right. Everybody have your phones on so we can update the location. Okay, when you get into town, if it's changed, yeah, if it's changed. You get in on Saturday morning, have your phones on, your email accounts up, so then everything starts getting canceled. We can tell you how to get to Dick's house, which is where it'll be.

Right, I know. That'd be an amazing hard. I don't know if you do it. I know. I know. A lot of people, do you know how many people would fall down the hill? All of them.

I built those stairs specifically to be treacherous to boomers. Yeah. I loaded up on that's you got to keep them home with like fucking hip replacements. This is the best part about the virus, right? I mean, two camps. I hate everybody who's downplaying it. Like the people who say, oh, the flu is the best part about the virus, right? I mean, two camps. I hate everybody who's downplaying it. Like the people say, oh, the flu is worse.

Like, yeah, well, this is, now we have two flu's. Like, do you guys not understand? I don't know if the flu is worse, necessarily. It's just that it's more people. It's much more widespread. This is so, this motherfucker's gonna be very widespread. Yeah, because nobody, people get it and they just leave. And if I got it, I would do the same thing. I don't give a fuck. I'm going straight. I'm going out to the middle of Hollywood and spreading as many bugs as I can. I'll be like

Johnny Apple seed, but with a with a coronavirus. Yeah. Um, if it succeeds in doing three things, I think we should we cantonize it. The coronavirus. Yeah, handshakes, handshakes, they're fucking done. Everybody's doing the fist bump. And that's that makes me a rage. I know, you don't like that. The fact that we have to, instead of just abandoning

the handshake, we have to then go to some kind of even dumber version. I have, someone pitched me on an elbow bump. And I'm like, an elbow bump, why would I get right with the fucking test? I'm just meeting for the first time. That's it, right up in your fucking face? Yeah, cause that's talking about elbow bump.

Yeah, that's like low key and not at all, you know, not at all forced. Why don't we just pull our ticks out and dock the four skins and then shake them around like that. Stick Twizzler sticks in the holes. How's that? Do we really need, do we need a replacement for the handshake? No, I mean we walk, you walk up,

here's how you play finger guns, walk up, bang bang, ASL. It's just so good of bowing. I'd be happy with that. Head nod. Yep, just a little, yeah. Here's why the head nodding is great. You can really insult somebody.

Yeah, like subtly. And if they're stupid, they won't know you're doing it. Yeah. But the Japanese have mastered that sort of slight. Like, yeah, oh yeah, I'm not really bowing that much, dude. Well, it's, I know, yeah, yeah, that's shit. Yeah. Like a handshake, these dude bros will come in

with a vice grip like clamps. Baaah! These pharmaceutical salesmen and commercial real estate guys will come in and try to rip your, press your knuckles together and they think it's funny. Like man, I really, yeah, I mean, this is not fair what you're doing. Yeah, there's people with the death grip,

but it always like, I was always taught a firm handshake. You shouldn't be taught that. Like you mean it. Like I, I don't, there's some, some people give you like the limp risted thing. Like when guys do that, I'm like, what is it? That's so weird.

Like it's like, no, no, I'm grossed out. I'm grossed out, buddy. What do you want me to, what do you want me to kiss it? Like, you just kind of put it off in your hands, so you don't know how hard you're squeezing. What do you do? Or they're not squeezing at all. Or it's really weird.

And it's yet another opportunity for a woman to reject you. If you go in for a hug, she's got that handshake holstered up. Ready to go. I just, I smack the fucking handshake out of the way. Let's get the fuck out of here with that. It's over out of the way. Get the fuck out of here with that. It's over here. You bitch. Fuck out of here with that. If it succeeds, if the coronavirus succeeds in getting rid of handshakes, conferences, yeah, oh, conferences. I saw some dumb motherfuckers say the economy's gonna tank because all these idiotic conferences are getting canceled. Oh, I didn't know the economy

ran on guys telling each other bad jokes in hotel lobbies and trying to cheat on their life. The economy will never run more efficiently. Get the fucking conferences out. We want to have all these gurus telling other gurus how to guru their life. I hope every fucking large holiday in with a conference room goes out of business. Working at home, teachers are now working at home. They're teaching kids over Skype like Pepsi,

like the Simpsons Pepsi lessons. I know someone who does like a security, like IT security and stuff for LinkedIn. They're all working from home. They're all working from home. They're all working from home. And it's not a risk to any of us, because we're not old.

Yeah. Yeah. Keep're all working from phone. And it's not a risk to any of us, because we're not old. Yeah. Yeah. Keep that will up to date. That's it. My dad right away, motherfucker, where's that will? You better keep that will up in case you come down with this coronavirus.

That's right. That's right. I'm drinking high niggins up here to prepare for it. What was I saying? The show, the show will go on. We got a new venue. They don't give a fuck about the coronavirus. I was also talking about the study that I conducted on her of international

women's 23 hours. This ought to be good. Man, it's so, it's so good. I almost didn't bring it in. Why? Because it was so embarrassing. Oh, really? So this, you recall in the interest of the interest of science. Yeah sure. Science and rage based podcasts. I don't know if you're aware of that. Yeah. Yeah. Did I get done talking about the coronavirus? Well, if it accomplices in addition to the flu. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right. It's not, it's not we don't get to pick one. We have both of them. Yeah. I know. So yeah. Yes. It the, the, the, the, the result is bad. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. I know. So yeah, yes, the result is bad. Yeah. Yeah, of course. I know, be able to, well, the flu is worse. It's like, yeah, but it's this and that, not this or that.

You should wear a helmet when you're riding a motorcycle. Well, actually a lot more people die in car accidents. Yeah, this is in addition to that, you fucking low IQ idiot. Okay, I know. You see this picture that I'm holding up? You see that, Sean? And to that you fucking low IQ idiot. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I know. You see this picture that I'm holding up? You see that, Sean? Is it autism awareness? Oh, no.

No, that's it. I thought it was a puzzle piece. Nice. Yes, yes, yes, yes. So, I talked about this last week. Did you do it? Oh, Sean, I'm afraid that I did. You did, and though, I'm afraid that I did do this.

So the barometer is no longer the wars. Yeah. Yeah, that's a better one. New low for that's a better one. Yeah. You remember I came up with the game last week. Yeah. I saw that for as soon as I glanced at that, I go, oh, I know what the test is. Everyone knows the game that's sweeping the world, the nation faster than the coronavirus, which is ask your mom, wife or girlfriend, when the following five wars happened to the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World War One, World War Two, and Vietnam.

It's one of my favorite things on this show. When we did that, when we did that in Vegas, I was, I had to get out of my chair and sit and watch. I know, and that chick was hot. Yeah, there were two of them. Which one was, yeah, was it, was it, yeah, I can't remember which chick, no, I and that chick was hot. Yeah, there were two of them, which one was... Yeah, I can't remember which chick, no, I remember which chick was answering. The blonde one.

Yeah, whatever. Yeah. What was her name, Savannah? Yeah, they always have, yeah, Savannah, market zero, dude. Yeah. Okay, so this is the new game that I play now. On the left of a piece of paper,

I have drawn a jar, and, I have drawn a jar, and then I have drawn a water line in the middle of the jar. Yes. And then on the right side of the piece of paper, it's an empty jar. Same jar tilted at 45 degrees. Right.

And you ask your mom, why for girlfriend, to show me where the water is? Yeah, it's. Draw where the water is. How the water would sit in that. Draw how the water is in this vessel. Well, it's draw where the water is. It's in that. Draw how the water is in this vessel. Mm-hmm.

Well, Sean, subject one, I gave his 80s girl after the show. This is what I got. Mm-hmm. Now you'll see that the water is stuck onto the right side of the jar. I see. The water is perpendicular, the water is parallel to the side of the jar, even though. The water is perpendicular, the water is parallel to the side of the jar,

even though it's tilted at 45 degrees. Yeah. And it also seems to be climbing out of the top of the jar. Yeah. Due to hyperviscosity or some sort of sentient nano fluid that some is in there. It's viscous. It's a viscous fluid that is not water.

Seeking to escape from a jar in a way that I have never seen in my life. And I have seen a lot of jars at that angle. Gottles, cups. Yes. Never in my life. Life has been spilled in your residence. And yet this is what I got and I said,

oh baby no. Yeah. Oh baby no. Okay. So I said we're gonna just bottle that up. Did happen. Well, so that was at my parents house last night. You know, I've committed to the bit

in the interest of science. I said, I've got a little experiment for everyone in honor of International Women's 23 hours. What color is your blood? So I gave the little Irishman the six year old boy, my six year old nephew, the test. I drew it out exactly the same way and told him, draw where the water is.

Without hesitation, he grabbed the marker, drew it instantly and moved on, went back to his shit. And he was perfect. No shit. No shit. No shit. Did you see anything odd about that, Sean? Absolutely nothing, right?

That's completely correct. That's what it would look like, yes. Parallel with the ground. Yeah. With the other one, right. Gravity. Full understanding of gravity in a jar, right? Yep.

Okay. So then I gave it to his mother, my sister. Yeah. This is what I get back. Once again, the water is at an angle, climbing out of the side of the jar. Yeah, F minus. I created that one, F minus.

So I said, all right, how about your mom? Let's see if this is genetic. I give it to my mother. Yeah. She, she draws it, she drew it correctly, and then said, no, that can't be right. It's got to be climbing out of the top of the glass. She got enough plus.

Yes. She argued for that F plus because she said she got it right the first time and I said, why in the six year olds drawing are there no hesitation lines? This is someone who had second thoughts about killing themselves. This is a hesitation stab wound that you have right here. But once again, you have right here. But once again, you have drawn it climbing out of the top of the glass.

This test needs to be on the top of every employment application in the world. So I gave it to the little boys, dad, as well, you know, always gotta have a control. Here was my brother-in-laws. There you go. Version of Sean. Perfect.

I'm batting 0%, 0 out of three. Oh. Women have got this correctly on international women's 23 hours. All the listeners need to do this this week. Everybody, I want to go, I want to go down to USC and do it. Yeah. Except it's shut down because of coronavirus. Oh yeah.

Climbing out the side. And I was fully ready to go. Oh, this is I was fully ready to see all correct Like all this has to be this has to be on me for the girl I'm dating. There's but mom sister Bam, bam What in the fuck so and we there, we sat there for 10 minutes with stunned looks on our demand going, what's going on? Yeah. What seriously, are we having a Biden problem here? You've never seen that principle where the water just stays.

It's a spot. The vessel rotates, the water doesn't move. You see this? What do you think you think you're gonna start climbing out of the tip? Because the water doesn't move. You see this? What do you think's gonna do? You think it's gonna start climbing out of the tip? Because the water still wants to hit the ground. That's what it wants. Never got, never wants that I get a good answer, but I want to go straight down.

So please guys, try it out. I wish you better luck than what I had. Mm-hmm. And I'm sorry for doing this to the women in my life on International Women's 23 hours, but I just do not. I cannot, sorry. Of to the women in my life on International Women's 23 hours, but I just do not. I cannot, sorry.

Of all the arguments I've ever been in, I didn't have this on my side, say, oh yeah, well, what about this? If you're an ever in like a really heated debate with a woman, you got to just pull that and unfold it from your pocket and just go, hang on, we will get right back to this, draw where the water is. I'm going to get this notarized. Yeah. So forever, your honor.

Let's just start right here. He goes, okay. He was right. I'm taking it to schools. I'm doing a whole fucking tour. I'm just gonna go one by one. And I'm gonna stamp it on the ones that get it right. I'm gonna stamp it on their heads.

Like in glorious bastards, where he's carving swastikas into their foreheads. I'm gonna carve the swastikas the other way though, so it's not offensive. We gotta do it at the right. How would it look? How would the swastikas look if you're tilted over? I couldn't believe it.

Okay, here's what else makes me rage. The end of the deodorant, the end grid. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Yes, thank you. Yes, you ever try to get one more and you unscrew it and it pops off the fucking, you're like, oh god damn it, catch that last thread,

you motherfucker, I'm out. Now I've got deodorant all over my fingers. Yes. And I'm still gonna use it. Yeah, I'm still gonna use it. Yeah, I'm still gonna use it. Yeah, I know. And I know I'm not gonna get new Diodorus until Saturday, because fuck you, if I'm sitting at a desk for eight hours,

working 15 minutes of those eight hours, and then stopping at a CVS on the way home. No, I'll wait until someone else goes to the... Going short for Dodorant feels pathetic. Not only am I still using that thing, they put a great at the end, presumably to hold the deodorant stick in. I think it's to cut the shit out of my armpits. I think it is too.

I think so much designed it, maybe from ISIS, so that when you're using the last bits of that deodorant, you're cutting up the inside of your armpits like torture. It happened to me just the other day. I know exactly the end of that deodorant stick. And every one of them does this. Yeah. They got together and do it. Nope.

There's no reason one that that shouldn't be completely smooth. At the end, it's not as it, no one's in there flinging it around like a magic wand, and you're pressing it against you. Yeah. It's not working the other way. It doesn't have to have any kind of a secure attachment. It just has to have a flat thing that pushes it up.

All it has to do is sit in there. Yeah, I never turn it upside down. No, I don't need it to be held in there by some kind of lattice. No, nothing. Just make it flat be held in there by some kind of lattice. No, nothing. Just make it flat. It's all in these things. If it falls out, that's on me.

Right. I'm sick of scratching the skin off of the inside of my armpits. Yeah. I don't know how women's deodorant works. I assume it crawls out of the top. Yeah, they hold it in a different angle, right? Yeah.

I can't believe that. Yeah. At the end of the deodorant sticks, it's got to stop. It doesn't, it has like a grate. It's got like a plastic grate. It's like a cheese grater just for scratching you. Let's see what I also have. Oh, Twitter, TOS, madlibs.

I love this one. Let me show you what, let me show you, Twitter, TOS, madlibs. I love this one. Let me show you what, let me show you what our boys at Twitter have been up to. Yeah, so Biden is, you know, gonna be the, Deans, the Democratic nominee, right? Yeah, after Bernie got asked fucked last week.

Yeah, Biden is, by low information voters, they're calling them. I don't know. I guess Biden, he's going to fucking, there's going to be some hysterical sound bites of him. There already is. Oh no, I know. You call themself an Oh Biden, bomb a Democrat. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, it's really, I love it because you can see his obvious cognitive decline. Yeah. And you can see his obvious cognitive decline. Yeah. And you can, and he is so much older now, right? Then he, you know, I mean, I used to think, I thought of him a certain way. And then when he started to come back on the scene,

I saw him again, I'm like, oh God, man, he's, he's fucking old. Yeah, he really, in four years, he lost about, he lost his entire ability to speak or think properly, it seems. I'm just pulling up this stupid Twitter thing right now. And the Bernie Bros meltdown is fantastic. I guess they didn't realize that most of America when they hear shit like free school and free Medicare, they're like, well, I kind of already pay for mine.

So sounds like you guys are just gonna get what I have for free. It turns out that endless screeching about how you don't understand is not the best way to win. I know. I know. Oh, God. They're so f- the burning people. Get again.

And this time they didn't even get cheated out of it. That's the best part. Yeah. They just had to show up. That's the best part. Yeah. They just had to show up. He's so unlikable. They couldn't even scroll a screen down to vote for him. Uh, here, here, here, here, here. Twitter, TOS, madlibs.

Mm-hmm. So this is what you're no longer allowed to make fun of on. Oh, God. Because of Biden. Because Biden's old. The Twitter gave some examples of how you're not allowed to make fun of age groups, people with diseases, people with disabilities or religious groups anymore.

Okay. Here's example one, all and then bracket age group are leeches and don't deserve any support from us. So you think they might be talking about? You're not allowed to say that, right? Any age group. Do you hear a lot of all Gen Xers are leech all? No.

Men from the age of 18, from the age of 25 to 50 are leeches. You don't really hear that do you? But they've got generic age group. Just in case you want to, whatever age group you might be to calling leeches, saying that they fucked the economy, didn't save anything. Whatever age group might have done that. Yeah, whatever age group might have benefited

from the pyramid scheme of the Federal Reserve. Clearly it was the silent generation. Mm-hmm. Whatever age group that happens. They're always talking about that shit. Always bragging. Number two, people with disease, it's like mad lives, right? Yeah, people with disease are rats that contaminate everyone around them. Did you have you seen a lot of that? On Twitter? Yeah.

Any disease, any disease you might be talking about, you could be talking about. You could be talking about, you know, a large scale, large cell Hodgkin's lymphoma. Yeah. That's, that's, I commonly see that. I'm constantly on the look at when I walk into a room full of people I don't know. I am constantly on the defensive for all time. Non Hodgkin's lymphoma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, what is it? He's hanging on his neck, don't look quite right. But it's just so fucking annoying. Just say it's the coronavirus. Say stop making fun of Chinese people.

You're done. That's it. And your band, people with disease are rats that I'm, I don't know about the rats part. Yeah. Who's ever written, yeah. This is their idea of someone being mean on Twitter. I know. Right? They're contaminate. Who's ever written? Yeah, this is their idea of someone being mean on Twitter. No!

Right? Uh, they're right. They're right. And by the way, people with disease do contaminate everyone around them. That's like, that's kind of how disease is spread. Yeah. Um, the rats part, I mean, I don't know. Right, that's their right.

I let leeches, rats, they're very animal centric, aren't they? People with disability are subhuman and shouldn't be seen in public Subhuman and the other one has filthy animals. What is this obsession with yeah, you're right with Nat Geo Religious group should be punished huh. I wonder we're not doing enough to rid us of those filthy animal filthy animal Keep the change of filthypiannable. Keep the change religious group. Yeah. Should be punished.

Who's ever written anything that, I don't know. No, but I mean, who writes that? Like, I mean, that is the worst writing ever. Rich one. No, just the blank religious group should be punished. We need to punish them. We're not doing enough to get, it's like very proper.

Yeah. It's weird. Yeah, orthodox, orthodox, captic Christians should be punished. Right. Well, wait, don't they think that they should be punished? We are not doing enough to read some of those filthy animals.

Filthy, why you to bring hygiene into it too? You should have just put another bracket that said religious slur. Yeah. No one would say filthy animals. No, you're right because yeah, exactly. Certain religious groups have slurs and that's what people are gonna use.

Yeah, I get, yeah. Don't they? To Christians? Catholics, do they have slurs? I mean, child molester, I don't know, I mean, you don't know. I guess that's true. You're lumping the priests or whatever, but.

Yeah, why not? I think I might have been guilty of some disease racism. So I vowed when everything was getting canceled for coronavirus, I said I'm not that's it I'm not shaking hands anymore. I don't fucking care if somebody leaves I don't care about leaving them out to drive from now on. I'm doing finger guns all the way We got to do something we got some kind of compression need to be recognized We need to start we need to some kind of an indicator that this relationship has started. I'm finger gunning it

That's it the dude bros can do more finger guns, you know? Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Right. We can incorporate more of it. We can do it. Every type of race, ethnicity can do finger guns. That's what I'm doing. What about those without fingers?

Shit. Fucked up. They could carry around those mascot fingers. Yeah, like from sporting events. Big foam hands, put them on their stumps. Yeah, pop that baby out. Yeah. That, not 10 minutes later, Guy Knox on the front door

to from AT&T to install my fiber. I got fiber optic internet, my house now. Yeah, yeah. Which I think I'm using right now. Yeah. Guy Knox is the door to install the fiber. I open it, it's the most Chinese man in the world. Mm-hmm.

And he extends his hand. Mm-hmm. Oh hi, nice, I'm here doing something like, up first of all. No, no one who's ever installed shit in my house has ever tried to shake my hand. Oh really? No.

Trying to think. Cable installer. I don't, that has never happened, but I thought, oh god dammit. Well, there goes that conviction. Yeah, because you're gonna, I'm not gonna fuck it up. I know, because damn it. Well, there goes that conviction. I'm not gonna fuck it up. I know, because you're not gonna get so into it.

So intense. Right. All right, let's do, starting now. Right, now. Now I'm not doing it anymore. I don't think that, I don't know if that makes me racist. People with disability are subhuman and shouldn't be seen in public.

I think, is that fat people? Like, who by one thyroid condition are subhumans? Nobody talks like this. No, nobody. Well, they work at Twitter and they run the, they run the convo, man. Subhuman. Yeah, subhuman.

So if you got any kind of anti-disability, whatever comments to make me off to it. Make them somewhere else. Yeah, go to what, gab or something, right? Oh, Biden, oh, here's what else makes me rage. Yeah. This is only slightly political.

Things are gonna get more political now. Yeah. I hate that though. I hate that. Do you? I do. Yeah. I hate that though. I hate that. Do you? I do. Yeah. It's good for a little bit.

I guess. I don't know. I don't like it when this show goes too political. Me either. Because it's get, there's, you're inundated with it all the time. I know. Try to keep it funny though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think it's funny that Trump is basically running in the Democrat primary. Like, yeah. Like, usually that, well, yeah. I think it's funny that Trump is basically running in the Democrat primary. Like, yeah, usually that, well, no, I know incumbent doesn't go in and start talking shit with them. He's, but I mean, nobody's ever, we've never had anybody like him. But that is the best part of it to like, he's usually they just sit there in their ivory tower talking about how good they're waiting for the challenger to, But he's like, oh yeah, here we go. I love promaries. Let's go, motherfuckers. No, sure, sure he does.

Sure he does. Um, did you see Chuck Schumer threaten the Supreme Court? Uh, no. No, I'll maybe, I'll play that for you just so you know what I'm talking about. And before I get to what makes me a rage about it. Chuck Schumer. I've been editing around the clock. Supreme Court's gonna take away women's free abortions or something like that.

So Schumer decided to pound the desk, so to speak. Here we go. This is Chuck Senator Chuck Schumer's addressing a angry mob out front of the Supreme Court. I think they're talking about abortion. You think? Yeah, aren't they always? I don't know.

Fucking abortions. Inside the walls of this court, the Supreme Court is hearing arguments, as you know, for the first major abortion right case since justice is Kavanaugh and justice is Gorsuch came to the bench we know it's at stake over the last three years women's reproductive rights have come under attack in a way we haven't seen in modern history From Louisiana to Missouri to Texas

Republican legislature is all waging a war on women all women And they're taking away fundamental rights. I want to tell you Gorsuch. I want to tell you, Gorsuch, I want to tell you, you have released the whirlwind, and you will pay the price. It should be something more, you won't know what hit you. You won't know what hit you. Go forward with these awful decisions. With the buck. The bottom line is very simple. Yeah, that released the whirlwind.

You should at least a hurricane. A whirlwind is not impressive. Even a tornado. You that's really the whirlwind. You should at least a hurricane. A whirlwind is not impressive. Even a tornado. You have unleashed a whirlwind and your hair will never be the same, sir. You will stop your toes. Yeah.

I'm gonna get so much dust in your eyes. Right, and you wear contact lenses and it will be very uncomfortable until you get home and put solution in there. If you just washed your car, you will be very annoyed and you will try to shut the door more quickly than you usually do and you might bang your kneecap. Right. Your window may be cracked. I will make your little league baseball games exciting if you are a child and you will sit there and wonder and stare at me. A whirlwind and wonder how I came to be. And if two whirlwinds came together,

if they would form a mightier one, if they would cancel each other out, just as corsage. You have unleashed the whirlwind. So obviously that was pretty impudent. Obviously idiotic statement, right? But of course they're like, oh, that's a threat. That's a threat that's a threat.

Yeah, whatever. Okay, fuck them over. Yeah, fuck them over. Yeah threat. That's a threat. That's a threat. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Okay. Yeah. Fuck them over. You're, yeah. So here's his response. Here comes their response. I'm from Brooklyn. But we speak in strong language. Yeah.

If I hear one more person from New York, talk about how they're from New York, they talk like an asshole. That's off, yeah. I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out. Yeah. I'm from New York, that's how we talk. Hey, you're kind of being an asshole. I'm from New York.

Yeah, right, I know. I talk like, I talk like this. I sleep in a spig-bullets spaghetti. I drive in pizza to work. It's the biggest, the big apple. I'm from New York, this is how I talk. Yeah, man, you're just kind of like being an idiot. We have idiots all over the place.

We love every place. We have loudmouth morons. You can talk like an idiot out here too. You can talk like our idiots. Mm-hmm. We're just, I just got from Brooklyn, that's how I talk. Dude, you moved when you were 12. You're 56.

You're an old man. That's not how you talk. First of all, no one from New York ever says that they're going to turn into a whirlwind. No. And you won't know what hit you. Right. The people, was that a fucking whirlwind?

Was that a whirlwind that hit me? Geez. Yeah, otherwise you would know what hit you. Right. But a whirlwind, oh yeah a whirlwind that hit me? Geez. Yeah. Otherwise, you would know what hit you. Right. But a whirlwind, oh yeah, what was that? A whirlwind. I kind of a whirlwind. I wonder if he was from New York part.

Yeah, I know. We fucking got it. Yeah, I know. Can that phrase be dead? Like all the rest of the, we need to put all the boomer means, memes on the accelerated meme timeline. Which is cleverness for about a week and a half,

overuse for a month and a half, and then permanent death, like clown world, or whatever other shit got rape to death with incess, overuse over the last year. I'm from New York, one is about it. Mm-hmm. Hey, you're kind of being a coxucker. I'm from New York, this is how, yeah. You think you've got coxuckers out here?

We got coxuckers, motherfucker. I don't know if you were thinking that I don't speak straight or tough, but I do, because I'm from New York. What are you fucking talking about? Child, all this whirlwind activity. Yeah, it's got your hackles up. I wonder if he was regretting that as he was continuing. Yeah, it seems like that's a good idea.

He could have said any natural disaster or natural phenomenon that would have gone I'll turn into an earthquake and I'll shake your buns. I'll shake those robes right off. Thunderstorm is more impressive than whirlwind. Yeah. If you named your horse after inclement weather events, whirlwind would be pretty low on the toughness. Yeah, that's true.

Oh, okay, let me see what else I got here. Yeah, oh, women in their college debt. Mm-hmm. War on smokers. Here's a woman on their college debt, war on smokers. Here's a women on their college debt. Sean, it's a women's issue. I'm celebrating all women's issues for the international women's 23 hours.

Yeah, here's the headline why student debt is a woman's issue. I think this might be part of the reason that Biden voters didn't turn up for Bernie. Little infographics like this, they don't seem to care about. Here it is, why student debt is a woman's issue, you've got $900 billion in women's debt, which is the current women's student debt, $900 billion.

Wow, male student debt is somehow half of that, $500 billion. If current trends continue, in the next year, women are gonna be sitting at a trillion dollars. Do you see this little frowny face on this bitch? Here with her diploma. I don't know why the guy is smiling. Oh, Sean, he's thrilled.

He's $550 billion in debt. Yeah. I mean, why do we keep them around? He's thrilled. He's $550 billion in debt. I mean, why do we keep them around? This is this kind of shit right here. Guys fucking thrilled, this guy couldn't be happier. He's partying with his bros at a measly 500 billion. Look at all this white space,

he's got to spend on himself. Yeah. God. Ugh. Uh. It's because he didn't have to spend all his money on pink raisers and dildos and hot chips And charging they phone Charging they phones all these guys are working instead of charging they phones. That's how they got this step down

Right, that's how they whittled it down from this towering trillion dollar figure God So fucking annoying one at one oh one out of four one out of four women is a one out from this towering trillion dollar figure. Come on. Come on. It's so fucking annoying. One out of four women is a, one out of four people in an accident. What is this statistic? One out of four? I don't know. It's some kind of insane, like one out of four combat deaths

is a woman. It's like, well, yeah, what about the other ones? Yeah. Yeah. Here's the, here's some more stats. I got a stats for you. Here is what graduate school enrollment says about the degrees men and women take on.

Okay. It might be interesting for you. Health and medical services, women 80%, public administration, 80%, education, 75% women, social behavioral sciences, 65 other fields, total, 60%. So it's our fault for talking women into going to college, like nonstop over the last 30 years, hammering them

with the idea that they need to go to college, they need to saddle a bunch of debt created without restriction by free money. Like we're gonna give, the price of this debt can climb exponentially to the fucking moon because it can never be defaulted on. You have to pay it for the rest of your life so it can only increase, it's increasing more than any other debt in history

on the face of the earth. And you 18 year old chicks who are reading twilight have to saddle yourself up with it. That's somehow these guys fall. Like, in meanwhile, you've got on the other side, the men's percentage of degrees starts at business, but they're at 55%. So the men have more, there's more

men in these degrees than women. 55% in business, 62% men in physical and earth sciences, 70% in math and computer sciences, 75% in engineering. It seems to me like this giant orange slice here, all the degrees that are taken on by women that correlates to this trillion dollar debt tower that they have is a giant scam perpetrated by universities to sell women specifically shit that they can't use. I don't see any other way to see it. Yeah. Take it up. Take the endowments, right? If women are going to do anything, it's not going to be taxing the men that went to school for degrees they could use and then paid it down It's gonna be going back like you're suing gun manufacturers

opioid manufacturers, right You're suing you're getting women are getting divorce settlements for careers They would have had if they didn't get married. Yeah, it's the fucking they would have had if they didn't get married. Yeah. It's the fucking degree peddlers that took this giant slice away from them that sold them this giant slice, created this tower of debt, and now we have to deal with it. I don't know. Happy, happy international women's 23 hours is my point.

I have a good rest of your 23 hours. All right. I want to get Stefan. I want to go in here in a moment. Work husbands. Have you heard of that? Work husbands? You know to work husbands? Yeah. Yeah. It's a guy that flirts with you at work and buys you snacks. Oh, yeah. I mean, I guess it could be part of the part. It's kind of an encompassing term. I just learned about that

recently. Oh, work husbands. I'm so happy I live. Yeah. I work at home. and I have no relationships with anybody. Yeah, I can't. I don't understand how people get and get through the day with that. Yeah, I'm lucky, but I've worked in places where, I'm like, oh, God, I gotta deal with fucking that person. I know.

There's always politics in the workplace, and it's weird, because like not everybody, it's like there's little clicks, and there's, I don't know, it's very juvenile. It is very juvenile. Did I get to, I don't know if I got to all my announcements at the beginning of the show, I got distracted. Let me see.

I'll read some comments, and we'll get Stefan in here. Cool. Hopefully he's still there. Oh yeah, Ralph and Null come in. Cool. The pint glasses, I got all the pint glasses, all the new ones. So, there'll be an email in the next week or two.

Wait. For everybody. Everybody's gotta verify their address to make sure they're at the same point. At the same place. Sure, sure. Unless you ordered recently, in which case, I'll just send them to you.

Oh, Maddox announcement too. Oh really? Antoids figured out that Maddox's Patreon is at $75 a month. Mm. What do they get for that $75 a month, Dick? I don't know. He says he'll release a video every month,

but he hasn't. No. No. He's not doing any podcast currently. He's doing Godzilla vs. podcast. Oh, really? With the same. Yeah, they're back. They're back.

They're back. Well, Riley got some clips from that. He's a popular demand. Yes, popular demand. So that's pretty, and that's not too bad. 75 bucks. Hey, you know, you buy a lot of soup with that. Hmm.

Uh, easy peasy says the hooker from... For the Uber down in the soup kitchen. Easy peasy says the hooker from Encyclopedia Dramatica who recently died had a GoFundMe page asking for people, asking people for money to help her survive. Guess it didn't work out too good. He remember he called in about that. Yes, I do.

Sean's point about conservatives lying in the polls. Oh, yeah, you remember when you said that last night? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and Vito said that. It makes sense to me. Yeah, it made sense to both of you. This guy sent in a graph. think to support your your uh... your theory and i have a one problem with it so some this is a graph of who would be unhappy if a family member married outside of your party so you have the family member marrying uh... if you're a democrat they're marrying a republican if you're helping the marion democrat right and

this is the these are the ones to pay attention to. If you're conservative and they marry to Democrat, 30% would be unhappy about it. Yeah. If you are a liberal and they marry to Republican, only 23% would be unhappy about it. Yeah, that's not, but that's not like wildly different, is it? It's slightly different. I mean, I guess the reason it seems, the reason I thought it was interesting enough to bring in

is because I think conservatives see friends and family as very distinct entities in relationships and that liberals maybe don't because I definitely align more. Like if somebody called me a conservative, I would shrug it off. They called they called me a Democrat I have a problem with it. You know what I mean? Yeah, no I'm pro abortion. Oh no I'm pro no I know I'm fucking other guys like not pro choice pro abortion. Oh yeah Okay, Maddox And pro homestex you all right not tolerant. I want other guys actively promoting. Yeah, you guys, you belong together. Right, you, you, you want them, right? Not interested in women.

Yeah. You know what, if you've ever had one of those thoughts, you should act on it and keep acting on it. So I think that's why I thought it was, it made sense that conservatives would be friends with liberals and the other way around would not happen. Liber that conservatives would be friends with liberals and the other way around would not happen. Liberals would not be friends with conservatives because conservatives don't see their friendships

and their family relationships as similar. You could be right. I didn't put a whole lot of thought into it other than, other than you get one group that's always called racist, bigot, all that kind of stuff. So, you know, I would imagine you become sensitive to it. Yeah. One more comment, and then I'll get to find here. Oh, advice for the Virgin.

Here you go. J.J. with advice for the Virgin. Hey, did you want to use some advice to share with the Virgin? One, go to a strip club, find your type, get comfortable around women, interact with them in an atmosphere that caters to the single socially awkward male. Of course, be careful with your wallet, go to interact and talk and do not get lap dances, but either way, it will likely help yourself confidence. I think this is a good idea. Yeah, right? Yeah, I mean, because they want to talk to you, they do for a little bit. Yeah, of course, you're not going to give them any money.

But you could also, it could help your confidence, even though in the back of your mind, you know that For a little bit. Yeah, of course. You're not going to give them any money. Right. But you could also, it could help your confidence. Even though in the back of your mind, you know that they're going to laugh at your fucking little banter and get well or that, depending on, yeah. But yeah, yeah, I think that's a net gain. You think that's an account. I do. To have a life doing stuff you find enjoyable, This can help you find someone with similar interests.

And when you meet a woman, you'll have stuff going on and not just be sitting around obsessing about some chick when you aren't at work. Yeah, that's true. Absolutely. A little bit though. You can't meet somebody like that. Well, no, but I mean, you will be more confident.

If you like what you're doing and you're doing, you will feel better about yourself. You just will. Yeah. You'll have something to talk about. You'll have something to talk about. And you'll just, you'll carry yourself just a little bit differently

in these subtle little things people pick up on. They just do. The most, the best thing you could ever say to a woman is I'm busy. That is, I am, what's he got going? Yeah, what's exactly? That is why I think guys in their 30s and older have more luck with younger women

because guys in their 20s don't have shit going on. Well, it never busy. I know, your 30s and beyond, you're a lot more established. Generally. Grow some balls and approach three. Grow some balls and approach women. You like to find a track to be fun and agreeable upon meeting them.

Dumb stuff like I saw you over here and wanted to see if I could take you out to lunch and dinner and go grab a coffee. It's perfectly acceptable, it's easy to do, but it's terrifying only in your own mind. If she says no, put her out of your mind and move on to the next. If she says yes, you've got to take you. At some point, after interacting, meeting up, you have to make a move. You have to do something to convey your sexual interest.

Kiss them, pinch their ass. Whoa. Make a sexual innuendo joke, yeah. Maybe careful with those jokes, you get too clever. I mean, we got, you know. All right. I have the liquid spilling out the side of the top over here. Right.

Here, complete this. Now, that with water. Now, what if it were semen? Yeah, you got it. What would it look like then? Almost anything can work if you do the right time. At the wrong time, she'll let you know, just be careful in today's America.

It's a must. You expect a sexual relationship to ensue. That's my advice. Well, thanks for the advice, JJ. All right, let's get, not bad. Not bad, yeah. Where are we? Where are our free domain radios?

Define, I'm gonna bring you in. I like to give people a little warning. And then I explain myself to stall for time to let them adjust their settings and such. Stefan, are you there? What is FIGBAT yelling at? International Women's Day, a really show for him, he says.

I think you're muted, my man. I'm gonna give him a new one. All right. There he is. Click off the microphone. I'm on. Oh, you're on, my man. Let me give them a new one. All right. There it is. Click off the microphone. I'm on. Oh, you're on.

Sounds good. You're on. How you doing, brothers? Amazing. You're talking to Dick Masterson and Sean, the audio engineer. I'm out. Stefan, I'm a big fan. I have been, I think I've been a subscriber to free domain radio for like five or six

years. That's the first found out. I'll be down. Yeah. Before Trump, when you, You know, if you've got Dick and Sean, you should just call yourself the Brazilian waxes or something like that. I just think of a sheep and a testicle, but anyway, that could just be me.

What's the Sean? What's the Sean reference? Sean, as in you, Sean the Sean. Oh, Sean, yeah. Yeah, Sean's okay. It's very, very solid. It's a work play. I love it.

I'm happy to be able to come. I'm happy to be able to come. To prepare for a comedy show, I love it. I'm happy. I'm happy to be kind to the accent. Prepare for a comedy show. I'm good to go. Yes. So, Fah and Molly are not. We lost an hour. We are not.

We lost an hour. We are not. We lost an hour. We are not. We lost an hour. We are not. We lost an hour. We are not.

We lost an hour. We are not. We are not. We are not. We are not. We lost an hour. We are not. We lost an hour. We are not. We lost an hour. I put this tweet out a little while ago saying, hey, Taylor Swift's just turning 30 and there is little time slices that you get from people, right? And I was pointing out, 90% of her eggs are dead. I hope she thinks about having kids before it's too late.

I think she'd be a fun mom. I knew that was the time of eggs, my daughter, of the passage of time. And I was just watching a documentary on her last night and one of her friends says, you know, you'd be an excellent mom and she's like, thanks. And you know what didn't happen? Was Twitter ninjas coming in through the window to set fire to her apartment

because she happened to mention something about the passage of time and female fertility. My God. It's crazy. The reaction to just that was so insane. It's like at any moment, anyone on Twitter can be everyone's dad, and they're all so angry at their dad.

So saying, you know, he might want to think about having kids like your 30. This should be part of your mental count. Well, yeah, but it goes deep, baby. Deep. Should we plumb the depths of how deep this goes? Absolutely. There's so many things I want to talk to you about. Number one.

I'm here for the duration, so. Okay, so it goes deep because the big question is, how do you get people interested in you? Well, you guys are up there doing comedy and very funny, by the way. Thank you. So how do you get people interested in you? We're all these thumb portraits in the back of a Monet painting

or like distance extras in a Brad Pitt movie. And hey, me, how do you get people interested in you? For women, they have the nuclear option, which is to load up and fire the V-bomb at a guy, right? To offer him sex. And so that's, for women, the Oakley Shay, like a guy playing a video game and streaming is just a neckbeard

living in his mom's basement. But a woman in a low cup top is a goddess who must be plied with massive amounts of money. And men will eventually end up drinking her bath water for reasons that escaped me. But we have that guy on here. We didn't have the fee bomb. We don't have the fee bomb.

We have the, oh man, I got to go out and make some money and make something of myself and develop my wit or my charm or so many sit-ups and I'm looking like an overused pair of children scissors. I mean, it's just ridiculous how much work men have to do whereas women are just like tops off. You know, you and I do a protest about something and we show up shirtless and people are like man boobs, but women do it on the Westminster bridge or London bridge at the moment.

It's like, I thought that bridge came with a lot more supports because they're kind of topless. So half the time for women it's like, hey, my eyes are up here. The other half is like, I wrote my message about global warming on my dirty pillows and you need to look at those now. And I'm good with that. And I'm good with that. I don't want any more than that.

I like the pro, like people should on women taking their tops off to protest, but I'm like, look, I don't want to hear arguments. I'm not really an argument guy. Just match all the women on both sides up with their tits out and let my dick be the judge. Yeah, my next book is going to be a picture of topless women protesting, saying, not an argument, but not bad. And that's actually something to keep her. So for women, if you take away the V-bomb, in other words, if you take away just sexual

access, what do they have to bring to the table? Now, of course, in a sane universe, a lot of women bring a lot of wonderful things to the table. But if you're sort of saying to man, you know, you should really start thinking about settling down with a woman who can be the

mother of your children, then, you know, the Tatted Up goth queen, who's very, very exciting, but, you know, also was going to take you for a Thelma and Louise style, right off a cliff. Suddenly doesn't seem so high in the sexual market value category. And so, if you start very exciting, but also it was going to take you for a Thelma and Louise style right off a cliff. Suddenly, it doesn't seem so high in the sexual market value category.

And so if you start messing with people's sexual market value, they get really, really angry. And if you've been tabling in hanging out with or hanging dangling sexual access in front of men to have value in the dating market and someone starts talking about motherhood and parenting and children and so on, I mean, men really reorient away from that stuff and those women end up kind of out in the cold and they don't seem to take it very well. No, they don't. And it's like every woman that sees themselves in detail with model or tries to follow on her footsteps seems so deeply offended by it. It's really, the offense is sad to see. Like one woman deciding whether or not to have kids, I don't care, but people getting

so angry about it. Like, you know, your anger only affects you. Right. Like, Stefan Mollinute knows what he's talking. He already has decided what he's talking about. You're not changing his mind by freaking out like this. It's driving yourself nuts. Yeah. Well, the, I mean, look, comedians have this too.

I remember seeing a comedian a long time ago in a pretty dingy club in a suburb of Toronto called Mississauga. And the comedian in a sort of moment of, oh, Lord, time is passing. He's like, yeah, I thought I'd have a TV show by now. But what I'm actually doing is talking to half a dozen people in a CD club in the middle of nowhere. And everybody gets these flashes of time passing. How's my life going?

The holy burly of the everyday is so distracting. Every now and then you're gonna get this zoom out moment where you say, okay, in the big arc of my life, and you connect to when you were a kid and you had some fantasy or some idea of how your life was going to go in the future and you were going to be going to get astronaut or a cowboy or a fireman or something like that. And you get these flashes of where is my life in the big picture?

And you don't want to say it's a suicide, because that's too late to fix it. But when I try to deliver these flashpoints to people, to yank them out of the everyday, to give them that big picture so that they don't end up with this decaying orbit of a life that crashes into nothingness way too soon. I mean, it's the Einstein's... It's the public service. The... What is Einstein's quote on compounding interest? Like, the only...

Oh. It's the strongest force in the universe is compounding interest. But I know exactly what you're talking about. I try to do the same thing because the little, like the little changes you can make when you're young are just so much more valuable than the changes you can make when you're sure that you should make them. In your 30s and they, sadly. Yeah.

Yeah, we've been getting into that recently on this show because this is our, we're gonna have in our 200th episode soon So you guys I'm 42 of 39 And how how is your life arc going terrible Mine's okay, and Sean let's talk about that. Let's bring out all the disasters in a comedy show that we possibly get I I think mine's going great. No, I'm I I'm, I'm doing, I'm doing all right. I'm a, you're doing all right. Yeah. Yeah.

It's everything's in the right direction. It's moving in the right direction. I've just, I'm doing, I'm doom and gloom all the time. So I gotta start seriously thinking about having kids. That's the one thing. Like I'm set, I am, I'm happy about the way my career has gone. Wait, wait, is this the 39 or the 42 year old? All you white people sound the same to me.

I know, I know, I'm talking. This is the 39 year old talking. Right, the method, right. I'm the side kid. You've got to start thinking about having kids. Oh, yeah. I knew you were gonna say that. It's only been 20 years of fertility.

I mean, what's the rush? Yeah, I'm towards the sunset on that, aren't I? Are you my end of relationship? Yes, I am. I have a girl the sunset on that aren't I? Are you? Yes, I am. I have a girl. How long for me? How long we've been dating three years four? Oh, five years. I think Stefan's about telling you. You know, if you can't tell me he's a part, it's because you haven't had kids yet. Things are a little bit of a blur, right? Yeah, that's true. That's true. And it's how old is your partner? Younger than me. Good. Good. Yeah. Well, assuming, you know, that she's within a stone's throw of your years, yeah, Gale, you gotta like get off the pot and just get moving, man. Just do it. In fact, I don't

even care if you take three minutes out of the show. That's totally fine with me. Man, just do it. Do knock it out right now. Right. Yeah, absolutely. So hang up with this phone and know that maybe you have impregnated your girlfriend will be a good day for Stefan. Yeah, that is live radio, man. That is like a, it's like I did a show once where a guy got arrested during the middle of the show. And this, this would top that just in terms of like we actually have impregnation occurring in the show. I think I could host the show while doing it. I had my, I had my balls filled with sailing and I had a leader of sailing injected into

my scrotum to fill them up by a furry. And I was able to somewhat host the show. Yeah. Yeah. Can we, can we just back that up for a moment? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I want to make sure you have questions. You have questions. Correct. Yeah. I'm not sure if you broke into Fluent Klingon and said something saying there, but what the hell was that about a furry? Honestly, I highly recommend it. I have been very upfront, a big promoter of this, of this. Fallen portion. Fallen portion. Stefan, you have got to try it.

You will never feel the same after pumping a half liter of saline into your scrotum. You will walk around with it, it's not permanent. It's like a two day high of having a ball sack that is larger than life. Well, that's also just called being a philosopher online. Yeah. If you need, if you need outside accessories to achieve, what I achieve just by getting out of bed,

more power to you. Well, what's your life arc been like? Well, how's your philosophy seems like insane? How old are you? What age are you? I'm 53. Are you really? Well, you sound a lot younger.

How old do you sound? He sounds like he's in his part. Well, I got a Mickey Mouse filter on the mic, so. Gotcha. Yeah, I actually, yeah. No, you know, he does not crack each one. A combination of every white and the crypt keeper in general, but you thought that you'd fill up for your audience.

How has your, how has your ork been as a philosopher? You, you are, you're the creator, the coiner of the not an argument. Then that's not an argument, which is, um, it's like, it's so valuable mentally. It has been so valuable to me. The first time I ever heard you say, that's not an argument. Like, that's not an argument. It's just valuable mentally. It has been so valuable to me. The first time I ever heard you say,

that's not an argument. Like that's not an argument. It's just dismissed immediately. And you say it so many times because people seem to be fundamentally unable to create an argument. Especially online, especially with anybody you talk to online,

but even one on one of people, you just sit there and they start reacting, screaming, getting emotional. And in my mind, I've got the little, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the because it's not an argument. Yeah, but then do you have to explain to them why it's not an argument? That's where you get sucked in. I don't know. Can you talk about that, Stefan? Because I love it. It's been very valuable to me. And I think a lot of other people,

and it's so satisfying to just tell somebody to fuck off with it's not an argument. Oh my God. Whatever you do. Well, okay. So, I mean, to some degree, it comes out of parenting, right? So when you have kids,

you have to be mindlessly enthusiastic in the beginning. And this generally like the maternal phase and women are generally better at this. You know, like, yay, good job. You're walking excellent, right? And so this mindless cheerleading enthusiasm is really great. Now unfortunately, we as a society have turned over the education of our children to women pretty much for the most part, certainly up until now I know I was on the show.

Yeah, yeah, so what's happened is you've got this mindless boosterism where everyone gets a trophy and it's yay everyone. I know, I hate that. And we don't have a very tough time saying, that sucks. You missed. You ran slowly, you didn't practice, you aren't prepared, you didn't do a good job. Now men, we have to, Godfather style, we have to take things a little bit more seriously out here in the world where really, really bad things can happen to people who make mistakes.

We don't have the pussy pass, we don't have the soft place to land. Generally, we have too much pride to sit on the welfare state and have children. So we have this whole generation of people who've grown up thinking that they know how to debate, they know what truth is, they know how to arrive at a valid conclusion. Yes. And when you're a kid and you're running and you're kicking your first soccer ball, your parents are like, yeah, good kick, good job. And so on, even if you stand on the ball and fall on your butt, they want to be enthusiastic.

But then if you want to be a soccer player, at some point, you've got to get that whiskey chugging tobacco chew and coach, you just says, you got it. You got it. Yeah, you ain't got it. You missed. You tripped on the ball, get up and try it again, and do your damn drills because you're not getting any faster, kid. And we are so, I don't know, we can so much

by all of this boosterism that what I wanna point out to people is you think you took a shot, but you missed. Yeah, it is really emotional about it. So I'm right. You get trained, kids get trained into thinking that they're having like actual conversations. Like I go back to school, high school, school, you school, school,

you're writing these papers that are just indecisurable garbage. You're talking about the same text every single year, making nonsensical points about them, but the entire time you're being told that the way you think is good. And that college is important for critical thinking. Therefore, if I win, I'm capable of critical thinking.

Yeah, as opposed to, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's turned into a point where your social credit is how well you can clown on somebody else and argue and look smart. But it's all just, it's nonsense. Like you've got people who have absolutely no ability to summarize your argument or even make, even make a coherent argument against it.

Yeah. I blame women too. Well, I mean, not women in particular, in the whole next-up system, but I really just want people to understand that there's so many wonderful things to learn in life that you're not going to learn if you think you already know shit. And you know shit. Yeah. Like, you just, people don learn if you think you already know shit. And you know shit. Yeah.

Like, you just, people don't know how much they don't know. And it's really tragic to see just like people's interactions online and I had a debate with this pretty aggressive communist last night where I'm basically like, hey man, you want to put me into the ground, you want to put my family in the ground and we got into it pretty hard. And you know, he was straw manning me like crazy. I actually at one point had to ask him to, I can't just repeat back to me the argument I just made.

It was like 20 seconds long. Yeah, no. Just repeat it back to me without straw manning, without injecting your own garbage into it. Just, I'm not saying that word. Just say the word I can argue pro-communism. I can argue pro-things, fascism, things I disagree with. You gotta know the other person's standpoint

and you've gotta accurately reproduce their arguments. Otherwise, you're just, it's not a fencing match, right? You're just knocking over something in the kitchen and calling yourself Zaro. Well, because people are afraid to even go there, I think, to even attempt to understand somebody else's argument. I agree. So they just, they don't, they don't listen. They just wait for their turn to yell. It's like the trial. People don't know what they don't know. And it's, it's such a limiting way to go through life. Well, he is the real tragedy too. So you think of somebody who's not like a kid anymore, like maybe sort of middle-aged 20s or whatever and onwards. And they're out there, you know, stuffing and huffing and puffing and thinking

then they're knocking over all of these arguments and so on. And they're out there, you know, struffing and huffing and puffing and thinking then they're knocking over all of these arguments and so on. And they're not. And what that tells you is that they're surrounded by people who put up with the most inane bullshit that can be imagined. And you never call them out on anything. It's like that big fish in the little pond scenario. I get into lots of arguments with people who are probably the smartest person in their little tiny town.

Right. And then they get into the big leagues and it's like they're just completely unprepared. And it's because of the social situation. If you realize that you're full of shit, then you have to realize that everyone around you has either not seen that you're full of shit or has seen it and has never called you out on it. This calls your entire social circle, your family, your entire environment into questions. So people have so much avoiding me or

arguments. They're avoiding finding out just how garbage strewn their social and familial relationships generally are. It's just true. Like the flat earth guys, like they have to, it has to be true or else their entire social network is gone. Yeah. Right. If one piece gets pulled out of the Jenga tower. Yeah. It all comes down and it's, so if I were you getting bothered to debate destiny, he brought up debates. I think,

I think I heard about that from Ralph, Ethan Ralph in the Ralph or Tord that you were, that you were asked to debate destiny or something like that. Do you remember that? Yeah. So we, we batted at the idea back and forth a little bit, but he's a little bit on the pro-violent side as far as I understand it, and that's not a particularly good place to start debating from. Is that an unfair way to characterize it? No, it's not. He did say that it's time to, like, he's not taking it off the table, political violence.

I've gotten into a screaming match with him that I think was embarrassing for both sides. Precisely because I am not interested in looking intelligent or arguing intelligently with people. And I do especially when someone would I know that they are not that they are not arguing in good faith that they're taking everything you're saying trying to twist it to it to something to be something they can argue with or just not even bothering to understand you. I really hate that shit. Well, it's team stuff. If it's your team versus their team, nobody thinks that a sports team is a battle of moral absolutes. It's just red team versus blue team or something

like that. It's just like me. If it's a team-based thing. And when we were adding round topics, he just was kind of indifferent and offensive. And I'm just like, yeah, it just doesn't seem particularly inviting. But I did a debate with Matt McMainas, recently, who was calling me out on Twitter, and I challenged him to a debate. And we had a really productive.

It was sort of one-on-one turned into two-on-one because the moderator was on his side. But then I just did one last night with the editor and publisher of zero books, who's a Marxist. So, you know, I'm keen to do debates. So I really do enjoy it. And, but, you know, I think people have to have some level of capacity to have a debate in order for it to be worthwhile.

Yeah. What do you think about the rise of Marxism in the US specifically? To me, for my thinking on it is people have no sense of potential. Like they have no ability. There's no feeling like they can make anything for themselves. And they're kind of right. Like they're kind of right. Like they're kind

of right that the future of their labor has already been sold due to monetary policy and corporate payout. Very different than it was a hundred years ago. Like if I, if I talk about it, I sound like a communist, so I can't, I can't look at guy like all the Bernie bros or the people looking for handouts and say, you're wrong because I don't think they are. But I also don't know, I don't know what to do about it. What do you think? What are your thoughts on that? The rise of Marxism in general, like it is an evil ideology. I think you would agree with that. But I also don't know how to tell them that they're wrong. That's my question. Right. Big, big questions. So the answer is that more of the same isn't going to work.

It's just, it's not going to work. Now, people think that communism is something like down the road, something that is going to happen in the future, something that is being proposed by, you know, that guy who comes as here with a helium balloon. And so it's not the case, communism in the West has largely been already implemented. Like there's no doubt about that. I mean, when you look at what the communists want, they want a huge graduated income tax. Well, that's already been achieved. They want government control of currency. Well, that's already been achieved. They want government control of education. That's already been achieved. They want government control of health care.

That's been achieved in most of the West and about half of it's been achieved in America. The government spends over 40 cents on the dollar on healthcare. So when you look at the Communist manifesto, I mean, this is not something looming ahead. This is like something which was 10 speed bumps in the rear view. So if people don't like the system that is, and God knows there's six million reasons not to love the system and to hate it vociferously. Then saying, well, the answer is communist. And it's like, no, no, no, no, that's how we got here. That's how we got here. So listen to you guys talk about

like student dad and student loans and so on. Yeah. I mean, these fucking Marxists in college, like the professors and all of that. Jesus, I mean, they talk about sympathy for the working class. We care about the working class, we care about the working class, we care about the proletariat. And basically they lie impressionable young people into taking on massive debt so that they can be programmed with Marxist cliches to hate the society they live in

that might give them any chance of advancement. I mean, they're really like a bunch of vampires praying upon the young. You've got the baby boomers who were so desperate to prop up the value of their real estate that they're willing to cheer and champion mass immigration into a country which is really destabilizing most Western countries. And you can't tell them anything.

The boomers just know everything about what's right and what's wrong and they won't hear anything else. And they think it's funny. They think printing money is funny. They really do think that the quantitative easing policies of the fair funny. Yeah, but they just put money in the system, trading, I use communist or central government, big government, totalitarian systems. And so when I talk to young people, I'm like, you think communism with a solution, communism

is how you got here. You know, it's like somebody huff cuffing up along because they'd be in a pack of day smoker for 20 years saying, you know what, maybe smoking and cigars is the way forward. I'm just going to push through this shit and I'm just going to emerge on the other side a youthful Bruce Jenner, you know, without that weird story. Maybe it's the flu and coronavirus is the answer. That's what we need. Right.

It's going to, you know, coronavirus, man, it's going to lower some real estate prices. You want to short some real estate? That might not be the bad time to do. It's crazy. I think the Fed's going to start buying stocks too. Like I think they're going to get congressional approval to just 100% manipulate the price stock market. Okay.

Well, that's the, how else do you beat Bitcoin? How else can you, how else can you dig deeper than negative interest rates other than using imaginary money to buy stocks? Can you imagine how sad a show you'd have to be if you had to pay people to watch it? Can you imagine how sad a show you'd have to be if you had to pay people to watch it? Can you imagine how sad a show you'd have to pay people to watch it? Yeah, I would be the young Turks. That's how every band is in LA. That's the young Turks.

They get bought, I mean, they're all, they're just entirely exist on corporate subsidies. Yeah, anyway. So you, Stefan, you have this remarkable ability on Twitter to say some of the most outrageous shit about IQ and demographics and not get banned for it. And I would love to know your secret because I can't say shit without getting accounts deleted.

Well, he doesn't with an accent. Well, this is what I said. Don't shoot the messenger. That's a ridiculous thing to do, right? I've talked to, I think, 18 world experts from the left and the right and people who aren't even political about the basic science of human intelligence and varieties and all of that. And it's an important conversation. And so, you know, when people get mad at me,

it's like, you know, I'm just, I'm just a message boy here, you know, it's like getting, you know, mad at the person who delivers a bill to you. Like, hey, man, you're charging me. It's like, nope, just delivering the bill. What? And so when I bring these conversations to bear on essential social and political issues, it's like, yeah, well, people can get mad at me, but I mean, that's like, you know, getting mad because it's raining. I mean, it's just a fact of, of realities, a fact of life. It's a fact of science. And it's funny because the left gets more mad at it. And

that's supposed to be the party of science who just looked down on all these primitive, you know, people who think that human beings coexisted, but dinosaurs are really just right. Certainly hypocrisy there. Science denies around the left these days. Why is, yeah, why is climate science somehow more valid than all the IQ science? Well, I mean, I don't know, because on my social, where you're talking with in regards to other human beings versus, you know what I mean, nature or something without feelings, there's numbers.

No, no, climate science is very much human beings. I mean, if they get their way with this carbon tax and this really radical rewriting of the economy, hundreds of thousands of people at a bare minimum are going to die. I mean, there's no question of that. I mean, there's real lives on the line when it comes to this climate science, but you know, it's about to come in as control of the economy. It's about trillions of dollars in taxes. What the hell do they care about facts or human lives?

Yeah. What do you, how do you defend IQ science? Because I find, I found myself in that position before even bringing up IQ makes people pissed off. Like they get, they get pre-pist off of the thought of it existing. Yeah. Like it's a credit score for their worth as a human being, because it kind of is.

Well, it's just a... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Mercury, you got Elon Musk, you got Steve Johnson, I mean, they're just incredibly productive people in every field. And they're really, really important to having the modern world. I mean, no Tesla, no Edison, no Bell, and so on. Yeah, arguably it's a lot delayed or there's no modern world. So we fully understand these people. And you know, these people who say, well, we're all the same, they're going to pay 600 bucks for fucking paratelus with tickets. It's like, why? If we're all the same, they're going to pay 600 bucks for a fucking parataila swift tickets. It's like, why? If we're all the same, why don't you just do karaoke at home and charge 600 bucks, right?

So everyone understands that there are these differences, but it's not about human worth. At all. I agree with people who have less IQ. They're not inhuman, they're exactly the same rights, same opportunity, same reality, same, they're human, that's nothing in terms of better or worse. Somebody who's a great singer is not a more moral or valuable human being in his existential sense and someone who can't string two tunes together without sounding like William

Hung. So this idea is somehow, so you get paid more if generally, if you get paid more if you have a higher IQ. I mean, there's lots of exceptions. But that's just a, so what? You get paid more in the music industry. You get paid more if you can write great songs or if you're a great singer. But being a great singer has a lot to do with your genetics.

So you just born with a great voice and then you can train it to make it even better. But we all understand that there's differences in value. But just because someone makes more money than you, doesn't make them a better human being. It doesn't make them more moral. It doesn't make them more valuable in a sort of moral or whatever sense. And a lot of people who make a lot of money, man, I spent some time around some money. People, there's a lot of miserable people out there who've worked their 80 hours a week, burn through three marriages, don't see their kids have ulcers.

And they're wealthy and it's like, okay, see their kids have ulcers. Oh, yeah. And they're wealthy. And it's like, okay, but if you just look at the money, then you're like, ooh, envy, envy, destroy, destroy. But you've got to look at the big picture. It's not a well-rounded life, some of the time. Yeah, I grew up poor. And so I had a lot of low rent jobs, which were great at the time.

I worked as a waiter, I worked at cleaning offices, I worked as a temp and I had a paper root and all this kind of stuff. And, man, the people who worked the line, the people who were the quote workers, right? They looked on the boss with a peculiar kind of pity, because we'd all be like the end of the shift at the waiter, as a waiter, like Pizza Hut, I worked at Pizza Hut, I worked at Switzerland, and so on. We'd all go out and have something to drink or we'd go, what's a pizza hotdog, what's a Swiss chalet, and so on. We'd all go out, you know, and have something to drink, or we'd go out and have a coffee, or whatever.

And the manager would sort of be stuck in this dingy fluorescent flickering back room with this piles of paper, just going through bills and... A lot of ribbon-pays sailing. Be like, man, that sucks, you know? I wouldn't want to be that guy. You couldn't pay me to be that guy,

and everyone just makes their choices. And there's nothing wrong. If you want to be the boss, and you want to work extra hard to be the boss, fantastic. If you want to just work to live and go bowling at night and leave your work behind you and don't have emails popping up at 3am in the morning on a Sunday, that's fine too. But some people just understand, be happy with your choices. And the fact that smart people can make a lot of money is really great for people. I mean, how much employment has Steve Jobs given people?

How much employment has Tesla given people? How much employment has Jeff Bezos given people? People say, oh, we're really mad at Jeff Bezos. I was chatting with a friend of mine who was telling me that he was an intern at Amazon. Do you know what he got paid as an intern? $100,000. Man, you interned at what? At the New York Times, you get nothing. In New York, a whole place.

So Jeff Bezos has made a huge number of people wealthy, good, you know, fantastic. That's this wonderful. Why should we get so mad? Yeah, it's this guttural reaction to it, even suggesting that there is such a number, even suggesting that IQ is valid, people have this visceral, angry reaction to it. Even suggesting that there is such a number, even suggesting that IQ is valid, people have this visceral, angry reaction to it. And I don't know these are things that I don't know how we can change. If you have, what are your, what are your thoughts on what, what we can do to unwind some of this stuff? Because there's just like, I have zero hope. I don't

think it can be fixed at all. I think the country's going to continue to decline and I'm just going to buy more Bitcoin and tell people to do it. I don't have, I can't see a way forward where you can explain to people logically, where you can explain. I feel exactly the same way. Where you can tell elementary school teachers,

you gotta teach these kids something different than what you're doing like You got to change something, but I don't see a way forward through it. And like Stefan said it's it's not an indictment of you as a human being Yeah, and it's not even it's just their Somewhere along the line different became bad. You know what I mean? Those words. Well, no, again, I don't mean to sort of sound like, you know, Joe McCarthy's seeing communists in the jam,

but IQ as an explanatory factor as to why there are different wealth categories in society, is directly in opposition to the Marxist lie, right? So the Marxist say, well, why is that guy rich? Well, he's rich, you see, because he's an evil scumbag who stole from you and stole from your family and inflicted smallpox on your ancestors. And so they whip up this class resentment and this rage. And I just did this whole documentary on Hong Kong, but the history of China and all that. People should look for it if they can find it.

It's kind of buried, unfortunately, under Google and YouTube, but they can go to freedomain.com, just click on Documentaries. It's right there. And so when you have a competing explanation, they're going to be at war with each other. So the answer as to why some people get very wealthy and some people don't is largely related to IQ. Now, IQ is only 80% genetic. So you got 20% to work with, which is one

of the areas I love to work in and I'd rather be wise than smart and that's why I work and you guys do to bring some wisdom to the planet, right? But when you say to people the answer to wealth disparity generally has to do with IQ and yeah, there's some conscientiousness, there's some work ethic, there's some choice in there so you don't have to just sit and be with what you're given. But if you can get people to understand that IQ has a lot to do with wealth disparity, then the communists have no fertile ground in which to sow their seeds of destruction. Because you can then say, I don't sit there, I don't know, Michael Buble, some great singer,

right? I don't sit there and say, man, Michael Bubley, he's only able to do those concerts because he stole my singing voice. You know, like, I mean, this is not what happened. He's a better singer than I am, so he gets to have a concert and all of that, right? So if you can get people to understand that there are some people just born very smart and look, there's a lot you can do with your intelligence. I'm not a determinist that way.

And we should sit back, admire and enjoy the fact that they're able to create such wealth and create jobs and create great services and make the rest of us which were a wealthier, fantastic. But the Marxists come along and say, no, no, no, no, it's exploitation, it's evil, it's meanness, it's viciousness, they stole from you. And it's a war of accepting reality and finding peace or rejecting reality. And that's all going down in a shit show of revolution and murder. But the brain is an abstract thing to people. It's not, oh, he's taller than him.

He's faster than him. He's stronger than him. So it becomes people want to poke holes in that. I'm from New York. Yeah. People want to poke holes in that all the time. IQ don't mean shit. Yeah, there are physiological differences in everybody.

Like no, motherfucker is the size of the dog in the fighter. You stupid, you can throw a chihuahua in there. It's a good luck. Don't fucking think, McLean. The size of the dog, bitch. It's like all these memes and rhymes we've created to compensate for this fear of not being adequate, because we're not. Okay, so let me just give the last little bit here, which is the solution, right?

I can see why you guys are a little hesitant about having kids if you feel like we're on this or at any time. Yes, no, I just really want to have a child, right? It's really why. No, I get it. Okay, but listen, so have you guys ever had a really meaty phobia? Commitment? No, nothing that, nothing that dick-napped.

No, something like, I don't know heights or snakes or spiders or dwarves or whatever it is, right? I don't like spiders. I don't like.. I don't like. Dr. Phil asked me the same thing and I said heights. I mean, like, like a, yeah, like a fear that you're like paralyzed when confronted with it. I don't think I have anything like that, but I mean, I'm not a huge fan.

I'm not a huge fan of heights. Yeah. Okay. But what's the biggest hiccup mentally then? If it's not a phobia, there's got to be something. Everyone has something that stands in their way. Oh, I have that. I have control alcoholism. There's that. Yeah. I have. So you're, you're crippling yourself down. A phobia of being sober. Yes, I have a terrible phobia of being sober. I can't do it for more

than three days. I just want to see the world as it really is. Right. Okay. All right. So the way that you would hopefully get over that phobia of sobriety is that you would progressively decline your alcohol consumption because you know, like quitting cold turkey again, the DTs is all kinds of not fun, right? It's the same thing. If somebody is afraid of spiders, like really afraid of spiders, like they can't sleep if they hear a tree brushing up against their window because they think it's some she-lobs tied, she-lobsized Amagette and death spider about to suck out their innards.

Then what you do is you have them look at a picture of a spider and adrenaline is going to spike in, a fight of flight is going to kick in and then they get used to that and then you show them a spider at a distance in a box, right? And then you move the box closer, this is progressive exposure, right? Then you open the box and then you have them touch the spider. And eventually, like bit by bit, they will be able to have that spider on their hand full on 007 Sean McConaughey style,

crawling up his tits, right? And so progressive exposure is the way to go. Now, Twitter is an incredible mechanism. This is a giant psychological experiment on the planet. It's an incredible mechanism for progressive exposure. And I guess, I mean, both progressive exposure to phobia and relinquishing it, but also exposure to progressives of actual scientific facts that you apparently

are allergic to. So what happens is people see a tweet about women's fertility or about eggs or about men's rights or whatever. And the first time they're like, jiggered! Ah! Right? But then they'll see it again.

Now, you can't maintain it the same way. And you get this progressive diminishment of the triggering of what's going on, right? Now, this should have all been done when they were kids, the better things and so on. But there's this amazing thing that we have, because the main street media used to keep all of this stuff at bay. And then people, but the moment they saw it, they'd be triggered and they'd never have a chance to diminish that trigger response,

that rage response, that fight-of-flight response. But with Twitter, with other social media platforms, you can introduce ideas. People can freak out, they can freak out a little bit next time, and after a while, they can actually absorb a factor to without shitting themselves. I mean, even though everybody still hates Trump, all of his wall rhetoric that was so outrageous

and offensive at the beginning, it's, it's like, oh, that status quo, we're used to that. Now, we're arguing about the size of it. You know what I mean? Like, oh, well, he hasn't actually built it yet. Like, okay, so you're on board with, you're on board with the idea now. Now, it's just, he hasn't done.

He's not getting excited about, yeah. It's the size of the dog and the wall. Yeah. Well, but Trump also has a genius for magically excavating secret thoughts and putting them front and center. Like he won the presidency to me in that first debate where not only was the great line about Rosie O'Donnell, but he said, listen, we don't have time for political correctness anymore.

And everybody has thought that, come on, we all know that this is so boring. It's such a limiter. I thought about this on, I'm coming on this podcast. I'm like, oh great, I'm coming on a podcast with comedians. So that means I'm either desperately unfunny and dull, or I'm going to say stuff that people are going to take out of context and use to attack me on Wikipedia or whatever it is, right? There's a lot of you just kind of kind of let that start going. Because he was talking about, let's just start dealing with actual facts rather than historically reacting in a way that we've been programmed to by some very malevolent people. And he's constantly doing that.

He's constantly doing that. Even when he had this course comment about, you know, women will let you grab them by the pussy if you're rich and famous. It's like, hello, ever heard of a groupie? I mean, everybody knows this. There's a certain class of women. It's like this. True.

And he just brings things to the forefront. And eventually people are like, you know what? This actually kind of reminds me of a conversation I had last week with someone, but I would never tell anyone. So that's this faux outrage out front, but deep down in back, everyone's like, yeah, I get it. Yeah. There's a lot of truth to that.

Did we lose them? No, no, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. Do we lose them? No, no, I'm sorry. No, good. It just clipped out. You just was shocked that I didn't have a 20 minute monologue. I get it. I am. How do you think Trump's doing, by the way, overall, what do you grade him in his first term?

Well, so, I mean, politics is the odd of the possible, right? So there is the ideal and there's the campaign rhetoric. Sure. As far as immigration goes, man, it's bad. It's bad. You know, I mean, there's all of these H1B1 visas, there's all of these foreign workers coming in and killing American workers. So as far as immigration goes, he's bad. As far as manufacturing goes, man, A plus and man, this, this, this, this Kung-Flu is going to be really causing all of the countries in the world to start bringing their manufacturing back home.

Funny story turns out relying on a foreign dictatorship, halfway across the globe, wasn't really the best strategy if you want to, I don't know, maintain your delivery of essential medicines or things like that. So we talked about that. It's far too bad. It actually goes down. Yeah, he's not taken on the Fed. He's not taken on Fiat currency. He's not taken on the national debt.

The spending bills are huge. But I assume, I assume that he's got a plan in his back pocket for after November, right? So if he gets in after November, and he doesn't have to worry about re-election, unless he goes full FDR and gets three and a half terms, over the different ones, then I think he's gonna go full tilt boogie on immigration. And I think he's going to go full tilt boogie on trying

to do something to handle the deficit because this is what's so disappointing and pathetic about the Democrats, man. You don't need to be a great parent if you just give your kids candy all the time. You know, because they're just going to love you because they're giving them candy and you let them stay up late and they don't have to eat anything good, and they don't have to exercise. They can play video games all day. Like if you're just given people what they want in the moment,

you don't need a single shred of spine or leadership. The leadership is required when you got to march people into battle. Leadership is required not by someone like Chamberlain who gave Ender Hitler, but someone like Churchill who stood up to Hitler. And so I would like to see from Trump more of a, you know, we've got some really serious shit going on in this country and fixing it ain't going to be pretty, but we all got

to pull together and find a way to do it. And yeah, that means some old people are going to have to take some shave backs on social security because there's no money in the kitty. It was all spent decades ago. Well, it's in the kitty for social security. It's a bunch of dusty, IOU Treasury bills that are worth nothing. That's right. And so he's got to talk to women.

And say, look, man, this welfare state is drawing way too many immigrants here who are coming here for free staff and not freedom. So I'm sorry that this has been going on for so long, but we got to shave back on the welfare state otherwise, we're just going to keep attracting more people who are going to bury the economy and change the culture possibly irrevocably. He's got to start having some tough talk. He's got to start talking to the CEOs and saying, listen, we're forcing billions and billions of dollars into the stock market to escape the tax man and that is pushing up your profits

to the point where any idiot asked why, but the P.B. home and business plan can make a fortune. We got to change that. We got to let people keep more of their own money. He's got to start asking for sacrifice. That is the mark of a real leader. And so far, maybe it's because of the reelection thing, I don't know, but you've got all of the Democrats on one side saying free stuff forever and nothing needs to change. And we're magic. We can produce goods out of our armpits by, you know, armpit farting the theme from joy or whatever. And you've got to have

someone standing up and saying, like enough enough of the kindergarten bullshit, like, we got to have an adult in the house. And adult means, yeah, we got some stuff to fix. And it's going to take some sacrifices. And people respond quite well to that stuff if it's raised right. I think so too. I've always thought, instead his second term is going to be where he starts actually executing a lot of these ideas, because they're going to be so unpalatable. Well, that's when they don't care anymore. Like, you know, like, you say, once you're, you're, you're, you're, you don't have to worry about reelection. Yeah. You get in there and, and you, you roll your sleeves up and you start ripping out innards.

Yeah. Um, you know, enough politics. I wanted to ask you on a personal level. Do you remember the moment because I've been following you for a long time, like, you're a, you know, big shot now. You're giving your own Surnavitches, Movies, and Twitter household name. Do you remember when it switched for you, when you went from this is a dream you're having of being the philosophy guy online to when you became the philosophy guy online? You're the giant that guys like destiny and whoever, what Matt McCannis is, you're the guy they want to slay, right?

You're the guy that they want to come and base their career on your corpse. Can you, I mean, there was a, you've been, how long have you been married? You're married, right? Yeah. My wife and I've been together 18 years, married 17. And there's got to have been a time where you're thinking in the back of your mind Like what am I doing am I doing the right move for my wife and my family here like when did it become your career? I guess is what I'm asking from just a guy making videos on

I tell you I remember exactly the moment that it happened where it became a career And it's when all possible avenues of escape were cut off. You know, like no one fights as desperately as a cornered animal. And it was pretty early on into what I was doing when the mainstream media came after me as like a cult leader and things like that. Because I had the audacity to say to people that they didn't have to stay in abusive relationships, even if it happened to be their own parents, right? If they're adults, they don't have to.

You should try and work things out, but they don't have to stay, right? And so the mainstream media greeted such a, to me, very common sense statement with, oh my God, he's a cult leader who's out there destroying families for fun and profit. And once you get a bunch of media articles about you, like that, I'm like, well, I guess there's no one go back to the business. You're painted, you're already painted. Yeah, you like that. I'm like, well, I guess there's no one go back to the business. You're already painted. You're already painted. Yeah, you're done. Yeah, like you, if you make people, I want to say desperate, but if you make people, you paint people into a corner, man, they got to take a stand. And it's like, okay, so they actually helped me a lot in terms

of commitment. Because you guys know what it's like online. Often it's a lot of fun. Sometimes it's really challenging. Sometimes it's downright horrible. It's a roller coaster, right? And the media by going after me in such a psychotic manner, it was like, okay, so I guess the world is kind of telling me that it wants me to stay a philosopher. And then I'm like, okay, I got to dig in, I got to be strategic about

this. There's no way that I can just rely on any kind of incremental growth. I've got to really commit. And I'm the kind of guy that you come at me, I'm judo, man, I'm going to find some way to use your momentum. Yeah, against me, against you, right? And so with the media comes at me i'm judo man i'm gonna find some way to use your momentum yeah defense against me against you right and and so the media comes at me i'm like okay so there's a there's a split here and that we were talking about this with regard to the iq

so there's the experts as a professional literature and then there's like the general idiot bork brain out there in society that's problem fed by the media and academia and hollywood into believing stuff that is not only wrong, but fundamentally self-destructive. And so what I did was I thought, okay, well, there's got to be experts out there who are fine with family separations in case of abuse. So I'm like, okay, I'm going to go talk to those experts, going to get them to come on my show.

And that, originally I was just doing monologues, right? And then I started really, really branching out into doing interviews and grabbing people who had the expertise, who had the skill set, not really so much as a human shield, but just as, you know, again, don't shoot the messenger, right? So you know, I saw one of your early interviews where you had a guy on who did IQ studies, who was, I think he was fired, he was basically blackballed from academia. And you're probably Jason Richwine. It could have been, I have no idea, but I remember listening to it in the gym. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that really, it kind

of caused me, I would say forced me, although you could kind of put it that way, but it caused me to embed myself more and to be a pipeline from the expertise to the general population. And this pipeline is really, really powerful, right? So I go out because I'm not afraid of knowledge. I'm not afraid of facts. I'm a really, really curious person. I can hear them going, I want the answers. And I'm going to get all that gold.

I'm going to get all that treasure from the experts. And then because they usually are propeller heads and they're really, really good at their expertise. And they don't want to, like they're the secret cabal of fact holders. And they don't want to go down into the maelstrom of the general culture, which is full of some pretty significantly dangerous and destructive elements if you try and bring facts down to bear on them. And it's perfect for swan.

The guy who co-discovered DNA. James Watson had his honorees stripped because he had to talk about IQ and ethnic disparities. I know. So I'm like, okay, I'm going to go up to the God. I'm going to get the tablets, so to speak. I know this is Moses, right? I've actually had my beard. It's so sorry. So I'm going to go up to the gods of knowledge. I'm going to get the facts and I'm going to repurpose and repackage them down for general consumption. And this pipeline between the experts and the general population is something so essential for society.

You know, you don't want to be like, you know, the monks in the Middle Ages or the early Middle Ages, who had all of this amazing knowledge, but they really kept it to themselves because there was a lot of religious hysteria in Western Europe at the time and they kind of hid out in their monasteries and they just poured over these old texts. And then it took Martin Luther to come along and blow this pipeline wide open from the experts to the general population. And so I view myself very much as like a printing press kind of guy, I'm going to get the gold from the gods in Mount Olympus and I'm going to just bring it down and give it away in the marketplace. And that was the moment when

I knew that was an important mission that I'm like, okay, this is going to be really controversial. But I don't have any choice because they came at me so hard that there was no retreat that was possible anymore. And it's like, okay, bear it down, baby. You know, it's funny how many people want our envious of that circumstance exactly. You hear more than, I mean, you hear more often than not that they want to be forced into a situation where they have to fly or die or sink or swim. It's just interesting that that is essentially your origin story, is the same thing. People, they're always saying like go

If they're kind of always angling themselves into that doomsday scenario where they would have to act to their Genome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's interesting. It's I mean a similar thing happened to this show like I got I got black balled from The LA the UCB comedy community the LA comedy community and it was either this show the LA, the UCB comedy community, the LA comedy community, and it was either this show. I was about three years ago, Sean. I've submitted, yeah. So I had another podcast. I don't know if you remember this,

but I tweeted at you a couple months ago, a guy with a saying, this here's a 40 year old man with a weird bed spread, a big smiley face. Would you let the, what do you think about this guy babysitting her kids? Or what do you think about this? Is it a 45? I remember that, I remember that. Yeah, and you said I'd find a different think about this guy babysitting your kids? Or what do you think about this? I never remember that.

I never remember that. Yeah, and you said I'd find a different babysitter. So I had a podcast with that guy for about two years and I started dating an ex-girlfriend of his secretly. And his revenge for that was to cancel the podcast, create a video, YouTube video about how I was, how I think women who get, who drink too much and get raped deserve it. That was his, that was his message.

He pulled quotes out of context and craft and implied that this is what I thought. He released it online and he's a big guy. Maddox had, he had 300,000 YouTube followers at the, he released it online and he got destroyed. He got people saw right through it. They're like, that's not what he was saying. You're being a complete piece of shit

to try to paint this guy as a rape apologist, he called it. So when that didn't work, he took it to his personal community, which is all comedians in LA. And he released it to them, which caused just massive feminist outrage. Like failure, people who are failures as comedians and people who are failures as people.

They just, they circle around each other in coffee shops and embrace one another's failure and that's their life. They had all day to band together and demand that I be publicly quartered or at least never allowed to perform comedy again. I lost all of my friends overnight, all business opportunities. I was on, I was on sold out shows at the theater, which doesn't sound like a big deal, but that's your network.

Like that's the farmland. That's a big deal. No, that's a big success. It was a big deal to me. So at that moment, it was the very next day, I was, we had a show the very next day, and I was like, all right, this show's all we, all I fucking have.

This shows either gonna be a hit or I'm fucking done with comedy. Yep. And I'm going back to be a hit or I'm fucking done with comedy. Yep. And I'm going back to being a normal fucking schmo. So, well, but here's the thing, right? Can you really go back to being a normal schmo if you're like, he's a rape apologist is all over the place, right?

Yeah, exactly. No, no is the answer. Yeah, commitment is a muscle that grows through opposition, and I didn't really appreciate that at the time, because I mean, when you would go through this, and I'm really I'm sorry that this happened to you. But when you're going through this, you're like, well, this is bad, right? This is all these disastrous scenarios floating around in your head. But you look back and in hindsight, I'm like, man, this was a, this was a, you know, it's

a very, very important trampoline propulsion mechanism that kind of got me to where I am. Well, there's the wisdom part of it. It's interesting that you say that you, sorry, it happened to me too because I've never thought about it like that. Uh, what were your, I'm sure you've talked about this for this before, but what was your, what was the, what was the lessons you learned from your parents? What are some of the lessons you've learned from your parents? Kind of a deep question, but man, I think it's just so important to stuff people learn from their parents, especially their dads. Well, I didn't grow up with my father. He left when I was a baby. I did see him intermittently in Ireland and in Africa where he had his career as a geologist, but I learned a lot. You

can learn a lot from disaster. And both my parents' lives were not exactly the life that I would choose. Yes. And I have a lot of mental health issues on both sides of my family. And so for me, it's kind of like, you know, if you grow up and you find out that you're, you know, your uncle died of a hot attack and your grandfather died of a hot attack and your father's got heart palpitations and problems, you're like, well, you can take one of two roots, right? You can either say, well, I'm not long for this world, so I'm going to drink and smoke and party my brains out

and die before I'm 40. Or you can sit there and say, wow, you know, I really have a family tendency towards this kind of ill health. So I'm going to watch what I eat. I'm going to watch my weight. I'm going to exercise. I'm going to get regular checkups. I'm going to make sure that I do everything I can not

to go down that road. So the ill health of your family teaches you about how to be healthy and how to live and how to live a long time and live well. This is, yeah, I know. He's not, he's fees on, got him on my life. I'm like you. Yeah, he's speaking my life. I mean, this is, he's right on.

Yeah. I'm the opposite. My dad's having his finance channel. Yeah. And so I'm like, okay, so I sort of see the life arc of mysticism, which is really bad, really bad. I mean, people who believe in this otherworldly, higher dimension ghosts passing through walls,

psychic phenomena. The outcome is really, really bad. And so I'm like, okay, I don't wanna do that. Like I don't wanna go down that road of mysticism and then the meism of this unreality. It's like a narcissistic religion of yourself, right? Because you get all of this. You get all of this.

You don't have any actual rules that you have to follow. There's no responsibility. There's no consequences. You're always right. I'm like, okay, I'm, if I have these high-octane brains around me and most of the men in my family on both sides have had significant intellectual achievements all the way back to one of my ancestors

who was best friends with John Locke and produced something called the Mollinu problem, which is debated about. I think it was recently settled in philosophy and psychology to this day. But I was like, okay, I got a lot of high-octane people, but they got a lot of problems. So, if I can assume that I've got a high-octane brain, my question is, how do I drive this very fast car so I don't end up as a flaming fucking wreckage, like every other male in my family. So I really have to learn how to drive this shit well, and that's why, you know, self-knowledge

and psychology and philosophy was like, I don't have any choice about the speed I'm driving because I got a fast brain, but I really do have a choice about how well I steer this damn thing because I've seen the smoky smears on the wall of the other men who drove fast into nothingness, and I really want to avoid that phase.

So what I learned was I guess how to drive well and to fast. That's interesting. Yeah. That's you, right? Yeah, yeah. He's like, he's in my head. He's in my head. It's really weird.

No, it's similar experiences like me. I've learned from my parents, I've learned that I do not want to end up like my father. You know what I mean? I was definitely down that road. I was definitely going right down that road. And it was like, yeah, all the self-knowledge, the introspection, all that kind of stuff,

and you realize that you don't have to do that. You can learn from that and do something else. Yeah. I just have to stop my mind from being so beautiful if you've gone in a book. In a bad neighborhood, there seems to be, I mean, bad neighborhoods are just some degree defined by fucked up relationships, like people scream at each other throwing stuff and all that. Yeah.

And I remember, as a kid, listening to all this cacophony, this symphony of hell of people just not getting along in the paper thin walls of the crappy apartments we lived in. And I remember really clearly guys just sitting to myself saying, how tough is it to just be nice to someone? Like how tough is it to be a couple of people? Yeah, apparently a lot harder than I think. Why is that so difficult, just be nice. And okay, I had my share of not super functional relationship when I was younger, but having been very happily married, like my wife and I have maybe one or two disagreements a year, we've never raised a voice at each other, never hold each other names. It's the same thing with my daughter, like how hard is it to just be nice and simple?

And it's simple, I know it's hard. It's hard. Good line, it takes a while to get there, but I also learned, okay, so if you don't learn this stuff, then you're going to be end up in these situations where you're going to be screaming your voice raw with someone at three o'clock in the morning. I remember being when I was working up north, I was staying in a lodge and this couple was in their 70s, right? And they were still screaming at each other.

Remember the guy screaming at his wife like, oh, yeah, when your assistant gives way better blow jobs than you. I don't remember thinking, you're gonna take me. I don't want it to take like wherever my life takes me. As long as it doesn't take me there, it's been a pretty good life. I still lay in front of the door. My old apartment, I used to lay behind the door when the couple next door would fight and slide my phone out while I was recording just to get them throwing all their shit at each other and throwing it down the stairs, kicking them out. That was great.

I missed that part. I missed that part of Hollywood. So fine, thank you so much for your time. This is even as you're talking, I'm remembering other shit you said and wish I had more time to ask you about it. But I really want to get these last two questions for you. Um, when you, when you go to the bathroom, when you go number one, when you take a piss, do you go through your fly, do you put your dick through your fly or do you go over your

waistband? Oh, God. Now through the fly, you kid me. Thank you. Take one sip of Frankenbeans moment from, uh, uh, so there's something about Mary, like every, every child, everyone who's a boy has done that at one time, you know, oh, my kids are playing in the next room. I better hurry. You know, you're telling me you just take one of those and I'm like, I'm like zipper enemy

one and the button shit is just. So when you're located in a no ink. So, so you go over the waistband, you're telling me you go, you don't use the fly, you go, oh, you put your dick over the waistband of whatever you're wearing. Well, I wouldn't say I put my dick over there. I would say that I get a team, a Derek, and I leverage my dick over my waistband. I see. Because, because, okay. Well, that's a loss for me. And finally, what makes you a rage? It could be, I mean, you covered a lot of topics here, but really, personally, like what just irrational, if you have an irrational thought,

what irrational makes you a rage? What irrational, this is you off. Okay, so two things pop into mind. Number one is, this is gonna be, okay, how petty do we wanna get it? Extremely, extremely petty. All be, okay, how petty do we want to get? Extremely petty. Okay. Fucking air dryers in bathrooms. Yeah.

Like, holy shit, can you just give me something to, like just give me something to drive my hands with? Because it never seems to work, right? Like you just sit in there. How fast do I have to rub my hands? Like, gotta go somewhere, I gotta be somewhere and I'm tempted to wipe my own, like wipe them on my ass, whatever.

And you get this weak ass, like, you know, this little breath coming out that used to be better. And now it's just this weak ass dragon farting that's going on that seems to take forever. I never feel clean and I always end up being too impatient to sit around and stay. New toilets. Oh my God, new toilets are driving me completely insane. Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo completely insane because when I was a kid, when I was

a kid, you used to have these toilets that like open up the bomb bay of a 727 at 40,000 things. Yeah, remember those toilets? Yeah, like you said that, you worry about your downer and test it. Like another dimension, it's like fucking stranger things down there. And you had to jump up with your bowels out through your ass. So the old toilets with their suction and their power used to be fantastic. Now you've got these weak toilets, they're like an eyedropper, you know, and if you're a dude, like we're dudes, right?

So if you're a dude and you're laying some serious blockwork to go and it's like, why the hell do I have to stand here and flush three times and grab a brush? Like come on, just just give me those old Boeing 747, open up the belly of the plane stuff that sucks time out through my nose. That's what I want. And last thing, just computers. You work a lot with computers when you run these cancer shows. And I don't think I've not had a computer in 15 years where everything's working. You open up Photoshop and it's like, you have a problem with generator. Let me put you to a website that's mostly written in Swahili, just so you can figure it out. And it's like, you have a problem with generator. Let me put you to a website that's mostly

written in Swahili, just so you can figure it out. And it's like there's always something that's not working. And for the most part, it's okay. But every now and then, they cluster together. And it's just like, fuck it. I'm just going door to door. Forget this media shit. I'm just going door to door.

I'm gonna full on, go, go, you know, really, really old school Jehovah's Witness stuff. I'm gonna just knock on people's door and say, have you had the good news about philosophy? Because I'm really tired of wrestling with Photoshop. So I'm just showing up on your doorstep. Maybe you can give me something to drink, but I'm going to tell you the good news about philosophy. And that's my frustrations in a nutshell.

Who's your favorite philosopher? Let me just enjoy my reflection in the camera here. I'm the only honest answer from a philosopher. Obviously, I think I'm the best otherwise I'd be promoting someone else. Who's your second favorite philosopher? Well, in terms of teaching me how to think Aristotle in terms of, you know, your first love, it was the iron-rand objective of a school that really kind of got me going in philosophy. And of course, iron ran is funny. You know, this is the truth that comes out of crazy people sometimes, right?

So my mom, when I got into iron ran, but it's like I think 16 or something like that, right? And my mom hated iron ran. And she's like, you know, I really, really felt she said years later that she became your mother. And you just threw me aside.ine and it's like wow wow Yeah, I've did to become my mother Yeah, yeah, I've you know, yeah

Smokey Russian tits for what I suck off my first first wisdom on and that's just the way it goes You can't do better than your first love sometimes. Fuckin' moms. Yeah, that's a hell of a thing to say to a kid, definitely. Yeah, that's a little slightly overreacting and slightly. Yeah, but it was kinda true. It was kinda in terms of like, the old line from King Lear,

thou shud's not have been old before that were wise. You know, once you like a kid, you're just wondering the sort of desolate oasis of boomers and grandparents just trying to find someone who has a coherent and useful thought to put together that can help you in life. Because there was precious little going on when I was a kid, can respect the teachers.

My parents won't any use. Grandparents will know what it'd be found. And you know, there was just you you're just wondering around trying to find someone who's got some useful shit to tell you that's gonna help you in life. And eventually you go, okay, there's no way this is in this desert. I just gotta start digging and become one.

Yeah, yeah. There's so much else I wanted to talk to you about, but you've been so generous with your time. They're telling me to plug your subscribe star and your private discord. Is there, where can people find you? Is there anything you'd like to mention? Okay, so the website is, I ditched the radio, Radio Shack Style, because it's a bit archaic by now, so it's just freedomain.com, that's freedomain.com. And yeah, if people want to support the show, I don't do ads, I don't have sponsors,

I don't have merchandise, I'm just basically... You don't have merch. I'm asking people for donations to support what it is that I do. My books are almost all free, and my documentaries are all free, and I won't be stealing your time, leech-like, mosquito-like, with endless ads.

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Yeah, well, I heard you say that, I don't know, five, six years ago, and I've been a member ever since. Thank you so much for calling this fun. You gotta take one of your 20 minute monologues and condense it for a t-shirt. You got to get some merch up there. That's the problem. That's why they're the merch. If you want to be a philosophy, you've got to have that line. Boy, you think it's challenging wearing a Trump hat. I'm not sure that free-to-main

merch would be anything other than gathering the lasers of leftist snipers directly on your forehead. So I'm mulling up at the merge. But I think that's not an argument is a good slogan. I mean, that like, I'll remember that forever. That's a good one. That is a good one. That's not an argument. All right. Yeah. Well, thank you so much for your time. Well, thanks guys. I really appreciate it. Let's do it again sometime. It was a great, great chat. Yeah. Thanks. Thank you. Take care. Have a good one. Have a good Sunday. All right. I have got to go to the bathroom, Sean. Me too. And I need a soda. Yeah, thanks. Thank you. Take care. Have a good one. Bye. Have a good Sunday.

All right, I have got to go to the bathroom, Sean. Me too. And I need a soda. I do too. Now noon. And then I want to get, is Dome Paisos here? No. Giles.

Riley, you want to do those clips? You want to do some fucking clips from Godzilla? Yes. Okay, yeah, get on. We'll be right back. All right. What a fantastic guy. Yeah.

Really a super, super interesting dude. What I don't understand is how can he be so smart and not yell all the time? Cause where I'm from? I know. The smarter you are, the more you have to yell. Yeah. To drown out the stupid people.

Somehow he's right. Right. What is he thinking? I don't know. I don't know. He has it. He's not wise enough yet to have figured that out, but it's got all those big brains.

I'm from New York. Right, I unleash whirlwinds, whirlwinds of truth. I'm just gonna, it's gonna be a man stabbed with a, I don't know, with a parking call, man had a parking cone shoved up his ass his last words were because I'm from New York Yeah, yeah Why did he do it? Well, he told me he was from New York, right? I knew what he was gonna say after that case dismissed There's some more comments. I'm gonna get Riley on to Riley, what's that man? Hey, hey good. Okay. Let me read some of these comments. What do you think is Stefan?

Molen you. Oh, it's just great. It's awesome. He told me a lot about myself. I didn't know I needed to know. There you go. Yeah. There you go. Oh, man. As soon as you got to that. Yeah, as soon as you got to that kitchen, I was like, oh, man, I can't lie. I can't. I can't fucking blow off. It's fun. All right, buddy. I can't lie, I can't, I can't fucking blow off, it's fun. All right, buddy. Hogi, women on mail and down, and hey, Dick, in regards to the, to Lizzo's comments on the frequency of discussion amongst women about particular features of the mail and anatomy, I have some anecdotal evidence to counter her claims.

I was at a party during my sophomore year of college when a lovely lady I knew asked if I wished to accompany her to her living quarters. Oh, I understand social signals became excited. We went to her room and engaged in some pleasant kissing. Oh, we started to this robe and everything seemed normal at the side of a certain male body part

that I happened to possess, the lady in question, said she had left the party for too long and that her friends would come looking for her. Ouch. Mm, ooh. It's that thumb down. Damn. She hastily departed from the situation,

leaving me fairly disappointed and confused. Like a sign felled episode. I returned, yeah, I returned to the party and within 10 minutes her entire group of friends came up to me and told me they knew the dimensions of my genitalia and using their hands proceeded to demonstrate. Now I would like to add that the body parting question

is not notable in either its excess or its deficiency. I believe myself to be completely average, the ladies themselves were not making fun of my size or speaking praise, speaking in praise of it, they were simply enjoyed, they were simply enjoying the knowing. Simply enjoying the knowing yet she just took off and told all her friends. So I can even get his dicksector that. Sorry buddy. Told you, told you Lizzo. Um, guy who wants to kill himself. I don't know where he is. I missed the bonus episodes where you would take advice from suicidal people. We could do that again. I think they all did. The comedy in the show's ever provided. I think so too. But sometimes, I know when stuff is too funny, that it's only funny for me and other people who are sick.

Okay. Here's another one. This is from Limp Dick. Hey Dick, longtime listener since the biggest problem episode one. After your last episode, I finally have a topic to email in about. For the past few years, I perfected the art of jerking off as efficiently as possible, able to rub one out in five to ten minutes tops after waking up a few times throughout

the day before bed, et cetera. Wow, this guy's got some numbers. Damn, man. Eighting off. Yeah. Ten minutes, bam, bam, bam. Impressive. Very. A couple months ago, I was prescribed SSRIs. Oh, that'll, yeah. And my carefree daily routine has turned into a walking nightmare. Now it takes me 1.5 to two hours, just to jerk off in the morning. What, yeah.

So I'm late to work every day. What the fuck? I'm just waking up earlier. I don't see a problem with jerking off for two hours. Wake up earlier. Don't jerk off. Just give it a rest for a day. No, wake up earlier. Tonight, I'm not jerk off.

Tonight I planned to quickly rub one out before bed and it took me four and a half hours. Ha ha ha ha. Fucking for real. I mean, give up. Give up at that point. Since I refused to go to sleep without coming and accept defeat, now I have four hours left

before I have to get up for work. You really will work. Take this time to write this email. He's got to start working on the morning load. Now it took four and a half hours to put him but to do the night shift. The thing is, the SSRIs can, they can do multiple things.

All of them bad. Yeah. They can affect function. They can affect your libido. And along with the function, they can affect sensitivity. Oh, geez. So, yeah, so, but the thing is, huh.

It right in the, Don't jerk it off. No, right in the morning, you should, you should feel relatively normal. Well, he doesn't say, I mean, two hours to jerk off and he's late to work. I mean, he has a very important job. Take your shit afterward.

I mean, you know, can't you beat off at work? Well, I mean, it's something, if he's taking the, if he's taking the med. Oh, that's how, that's how it works. Can you sell for auto dick sucking machine? Hook it up under your desk. It worked there problem solved. And you got all day, take a nice leisurely eight hours to jerk off.

There you go. Um, now I have four hours before I have to get up for work. So I might as well rage about just how much SSR eyes fuck up your dick. Go fuck yourself, limp dick. Oh, sorry, man. Yeah, they're, you know, um, I was lucky. You got it. They, they, They'll all do it to some extent. Some are worse than others. The whole idea of those things, as you know,

I take them, you want to take as little as possible. And try to try to try to try to try to try to get your your mental side straight with as little help as possible when it comes to those. Because you will get side effects. You just will. Eight hours of drinking off a day. That's a big side effect.

But I mean, his right arm is fucking huge. It's like better. Right, yeah. Or a nidol. Nidol, yeah. Nidol, yeah. Hey, dude, it's gonna Fucking lobster claw on one side. I wanted to give you, I wanted to get your viewpoint

in another potential question you can ask women. My girlfriend just had an interview with a tech company. One of the first questions they asked was, why are summers hot? After telling her that they had better asked that as an icebreaker, I asked her what she said. She admitted that she didn't know. And said something like, we all take it for granted.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She now knows why because she looked it up afterwards. Ah, don't be so sure. I of course could not believe this and told her how baffle that was. She said, she never had been taught about it in SKU and had no reason to look it up in SKU. I asked her if she knew the name of the planets and I said, oh, that's them. She said she knows most of them. Really? To give a bit more perspective,

perspective she grew up in China and went to MIT. Most of the planets. Dick, is this a woman thing? Am I a giant nerd for knowing the earth is tilted? Why don't women care about the universe? That's not even the universe. That's just our planet. It's, is this like, oh, yeah, so he's asking, is this like a war thing? Guys, no facts like that, you know? Or is it? Let's do fucking planets. Let's start with the fucking planets. No, I'm the planets.

Oh, you want me to help? No, no, not you. Ask your mom, wife or girl, happy international women's day. 23 hours. Ask your mom, wife or girl, friend of name, the fucking planets. Okay, Riley, what have you got for us? I emailed you some clips from the newest episode of God's Elevars' podcast zero. Okay.

He finally uploaded one. Oh, good. Good, I'm glad you're good. It's so bad. I could only get through 10 minutes of it. So I brought it in like seven clips that are just the first four minutes. I think the whole 45, the that are just the first four minutes. I think the whole 45, the whole first 45 minutes are clipable in a who are these podcasts type

of way. Okay. It's almost bait. Like it's so bad. Play clip number one. It's just their intro. Okay. Here we go. Clip number one. Yeah. I'll go back to God's Eleversus podcast zero. I'm George and I'm Haley. We are back from the break. Yeah season two everybody season two that's right for ringing it in with Godzilla 2014. They don't sound that excited. Wait a minute. I got a little overblown. It sounds like can you can you pump that track? It sounds like shit. Like scratchy as shit. Here, hold on. Let me play it again. Tell me when you're ready.

I'm ready. I'll come back to God's Elevations podcast zero. I'm George. And I'm Haley. We are back from the break. It sounds like they're crying. They have that, what is that wax paper? Sounds like they have wax paper up in the microphone.

Like you know, when you put your teeth on your lips. Oh, that's pretty good. Season two, everybody. Season two, that's right. And we're ringing again with ringing again. I was pretty good here at last, though. You can still hear her do that hailey thing. We're ringing. Is that used

for things other than the new year? Doesn't that mean ringing in the new year? Hey, he said that. He said it. Yeah, because he's a swarm of geese, a swarm of geese that clucked like chickens last week. Remember, we're ringing again our new season. Okay. March. Yeah. What's the next one? The next clip. So they introduced that their guest is a guy named if he much more popular than them.

Right. And didn't tweet about their show on Twitter. I think they recorded this a while ago. But he starts talking about gifts like Maddox is impressed that if he was on a gift and then you just play it, it's awful. Two, here we go. Clip two. Random places.

I was watching a- You've been gift out? Yeah, you've been, you're on gifts. I saw you. I was watching a lot of gifts. You made it. You're on a gift. I was just giving it up.

Isn't it exciting though? Like we have a friend, David Tuney, who is on, there's a, okay, there's a very famous gift that you've, I'm sure everybody here is seeing. It's a guy crying, like a bald guy crying in a shower. And it's not me, it's another one. He's got like a, a mustache, like a detective mustache. One of the funniest guys, Dave Tune. And that gift is everywhere.

Oh yeah. Yeah. This is like, it feels good to be like. I know. I know. I everywhere. Oh yeah. Yeah. I feel like it feels good to be like. I know. People like, yeah, use me as a reaction. Yeah, let me react to that for you. This is like a, this is like a small town,

a small town cable access morning show. Yeah. Right? And that's only the first name drop that he got out of GIF. There's a second one. I saw a GIF this weekend. Ha ha ha.

I shared it on my Facebook. They just loved it. They all loved it. I shared it in my mom's group. I shared it in my Jimbery group. And one of them said, yep, been there. Law. Okay, what else, Riley?

After that, he has another gift name drops. So he mentions Dave Tony and then he goes to Nathan Burnett, who's also been in a diff. What do I need to ask about that? What about Doug, Doug from Who Bestang? Yeah, who the fuck is Dave Tune? It has not been three minutes. And he's name dropped two people in a conversation about GIFs.

What is it about? I don't know. What is it? Is that like a mental thing? You got a name drop all the fucking time. Some people do that. Yeah. Like later in the clips, he mentions inside baseball and then talks about PewDiePie.

He says it's inside baseball and YouTube. And then starts talking about PewDiePie. The biggest YouTuber on the planet. Yeah. Okay, let me do, let me play three. Here we go. Shem, yeah, let me react to that for you. Yeah.

Another, we should mention this too. Another one of our friends, Nathan Barnette that for you. Yeah. Yeah. We should mention this to another one of our friends, Nathan Barnett. He is. Yeah. He's also a bald guy. I was like, you know, kind of like, what is up with that noise? Like, long hair. Listen, I don't know.

Listen, I just downloaded the file off the website and cut it in audacity. No, I mean, no fucking kidding. I don't think it's like that. Yeah, I don't think it's anything that you did. If that, um, how do you go? Where do I go to download cucks.com slash? I don't know it's like that. Yeah, I don't think it's anything that you did. How do you go, where do I go to download cucks.com slash? I don't know what he's using. It sure wasn't what, here, let me play it live. It shows really loud too.

I'm going to turn it down. I'm going to turn it down. You just want to hear if that's how shit ends. Yeah. Yeah. You were listening to the parody of Jack Douglas, Jack's films of his yesterday, I said, or just I don't ask me, whatever. Yeah, it was very clearly a parody, but...

Could be an actually exporting thing. Yeah, I think you did this. Yeah. Did I fuck up that later? Yeah, you fucked up the audio. A slow burn of a gun. The constant still like watching them kind of react to this unstuck. Yeah, yeah, you fucked it up.

Whatever. That's fine. I didn't write a book. All right, here. I'm gonna play that clip again. Yeah. Well, we can't hang that one on. He is.

He is. Yeah. He's also a little bald. Why, what did you do in audacity to fuck up this audio so bad? I downloaded it. I cut it up and I exported it to you. Did you listen before you sent them to me to see if they sounded like garbage?

Yeah, they sounded okay. Audacity just isn't good. It could really just be. Oh, a lot of people use it. Yeah, I was like, you know, kind of like long hair. Listen, Bob guys are made for gifts. This is what it is. I think like, you know, kind of like long hair. Listen, both guys are made for gifts. This is what it is. I think I might be in one, but this guy, he did some Skittles commercials a long time

ago. Oh my God, fucking Skittles. Okay. So that's, he brought that up just to mention that his friend did Skittles commercials, I guess. And then he spends another minute talking about that about a he rags about that friend making a Fortnite dance that if he then corrects them about. So he's incorrectly bragging about name drops now.

What's the self aware one? Let's see. Oh, that's just the clip of Haley saying Godzilla's boring and that the podcast follows the format of Godzilla movies by being boring. Okay, let's give that a shot, Sean. Yeah, play that. Hey, welcome you. Welcome back to Godzilla versus.

Is that it? No. I'm click set seven. Oh, don't play that one. I don't know. Yeah. Well, this is all a big audition for WATP. It's a live and see. All right, and yeah, don WATP. That's a live and new.

I think I'll get a C. All right. And yet, don't play that. That's a failed clip. Okay, Riley, get out of here. Let me see if, let me see if, let me see what kind of pace this is here. There are no failed clips.

Just failed people. Good job. Just failures. Good job. I don't see dummy pace this in there. No. No. Cheers. That's okay. Hello. Hey, let's see, boys, there. No. No. Cheers.

That's okay. Hello. Hey, let's see Poison House. Yeah, anyway, this is Metic show. Patreon.com slash, Letic show, Sheenak's Tuesday. This is,

Oh, this guy wanted to, no, I'll play, I will do L.A. Arson. He's got an album out. This is Dr. Dick's Corvids, free shots and blankets. L.A-R-S-N.com. E-L-A-Y arson, like the fire. That's got to be that band name. L-A-L-A-R-S-N, but it's E-L-A-Y. That's a mouthful. Yeah. You got to be explain it every time. L-A-Y. Yeah. L-A.Y. Not L.A. I know.

I know. This is what I always think. L.A.R.S. and dot com links directly to their bank camp. He's working on something. Oh, they're working on something with the hard man working hard. I can't wait. All right. Here is here is Dr. Dick's Corvids free shots and blankets by L.A.R.S. I'll see you next Tuesday, everybody. I'm going straight down to skid row and blankets by L.A.Rs. We'll see you next Tuesday, everybody. Now going straight down to Skid Row and Licking Faces. I'll be going down there and giving out free shots and I'll be sampling every shot first

to make sure it's of incredible quality for the homeless people. Oh Oh Oh god we got presents too. Look at this Owl. You got these wonderful blind kits. Is it a homeless people? Wonderful blind kits. Incredible quality for the homeless people. I've gotten them these wonderful blind kits. Wonderful blind kits.

Someone sent me this, but they didn't put their name on it. That's cool. How not to become a millennial. Written by a boomer. I don't know. Sometimes people send me things that I think they want me to promote but they don't really give me something to yeah you know give me some info. I'm happy to promote. Help me, Vince Barrett. Help you, Vince Barrett. The first patient fucking zero, the first, first case, first case. I'm the first patient.

Licking faces. We've got a wedding invite here from Daniel Harvey and Hannah, Hannah Reeks. Yeah. Let's see how late I am in. Oh, this little wedding invite, Sean. Could be for this summer. Excuse me. Oh, what a beautiful couple. Oh, I little fighting in the night, Sean. Could be for this summer. Excuse me.

Oh, what a beautiful couple. Oh, I know, okay. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna say who I know it is. Because June, June 7th. Wow. Oh, I think that's a bad weekend for me. Yeah, is it? I don't know.

Your period. Yeah, we also got this one. It came with a bunch of homosexual pornography. This is a famous Finnish artist. Who does these? Is that right? Yeah. Go get a good look at that.

I just was showing you from camera. Gotcha, yeah, yeah. I think this is from brass knuckles. Mm-hmm. Let me see if I... Oh boy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Sean. Oh my God. Look at these things. Gigantic style. Oh, here that one is has you on it.

Laser etched. That's incredible. It's dying. That is beautiful. Thank you from Finland. Oh, man. Thank you. This is this is amazing What a fucking great very fucking cool, man. Thank you. Yeah, I Wonder if these lasers will wash off in the dishwasher Probably not probably not look at that How you hold it? Oh look at the room on this hand. See, I have a stone, but the handle is shorter. Uh-huh.

So whenever I put my hand in it, I feel like I'm being, like a commercial real estate agent is shaking my hand, and squeezing my knuckles together too hard. Right. I'm getting off on it, but this has a nice, nice loose hand. Oh, yeah. Left beautiful, thank you, thank you, thank you. Um, fresh knuckles, thanks a lot, man. Yeah. So you can't, oh man, you're right. There is room in the handle. Now you have big hands too. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, you know, fairly, okay, not fairly, but you have much bigger hands than me. You know, it's funny that as soon as you said that that I had like huge hands, I said, no, I like I have thin wrists. My hands look bigger. And somebody is like complimenting a hot shit. In Vegas, no, but in Vegas, they're like, they're like, hang on, how bigger your hands? Like they're like, oh no, they're just like normal size. I was like, oh, fuck you.

Fuck you. No, they're not. How bigger your hands? They're not, they're normal size. No, fucking way. They're not exceptionally large at all. Hold on, put your hand on this piece of paper. Trace your hand on this piece of paper.

Why? Cause I wanna see it. I wanna see how I wanna marry, I wanna, excuse me. I wanna measure this, the square footage of your hand. The square footage, it's under a square foot, bro. Yeah, when I wanna get the square inches of your hand. I'll do it later. Okay, all right. Start holding up the voicemails. You don't need to be a fucking foot. Yeah, when I want to get the square inches of your hand, do it later. Okay. All right. Start holding up the voicemails.

You know, it makes me a fucking rage. I don't know if it's like this anywhere else, but Niteau, you have to be 21 or old. That was a union slip, not a Freudian slip. I don't want to marry Sean. Okay. I heard what you said. There are two by Nikikim products now. I'm 20 years old. I old i've had a nicotine addition for a long time and will go to the fucking store because they were killed it and so it just takes like two fucking months for it to roll back i guess but i'm twenty years old and i can't buy fucking cigarettes or a date what the fuck is going on do you think they should

takes two months to sell you cigarettes again. What kind of bullshit is that? You're not gonna be addicted to cigarettes, but you need them now. In two months, you're not gonna be addicted to them anymore. Yeah. That's bullshit.

I gotta download those clips that Riley sent and see if they're that bad. Didn't they sound horrible? What, oh, yeah, I don't know what that's my fault. Oh, because you were playing them out of something. Well, I don't know. Let me see. I mean, who cares? Totally my fault. I'll take it.

Did they do? Do they sound bad on your system? They just sound really fucking thin. I think my noise removal fucked it up. Oh, you're doing no? I have no idea. It could be chattering. I'm playing Colchow. So when I have to order it, I can't do it. So you left the noise removal on for something that was already recorded.

Yeah. And you know, Maddox already has noise removal on it. Right. Probably. I mean, I don't know what he does. But yeah, all right, we solved that one. Well, yeah. Oh, the best thing I didn't mention though, they're going bi-weekly, right? Yeah. Because they don't have any content.

And Jay left, their co-host is gone. Oh. So like the show is definitely falling apart. We're on the descent now. Okay. Well, let's get some good clips next time. Yeah. Okay.

All right, see you, buddy. See you at the funeral. Hey, Nick. Sorry to beat. Oh, here's, see you buddy. See you at the funeral. Hey, big. Sorry to be. Oh, here's what makes me a rage. Micro managing supervisors. Don't know what the fuck you're doing. So we got this supervisor at my job and he decided recently to take

micro managing to a whole new level. Like he's actually doing your job. Or yeah, actually had to come into our bathroom while everybody is in there at the end of the day managing to a whole new level. Like he's actually doing your job. Or yeah. Actually had to come into our bathroom while everybody's in there at the end of the day when we're cleaning up and leaving to tell us how to wash our hands and how to coronavirus. We have to disinfect ourselves before we leave.

We actually explain the process of using soap and water are fucking hands as if we're children. So teaching you how to walk. I wish I was making this up. But I'm not. Did he sing the birthday song? Yeah, every single fucking day with his weird shit. And then after that, he decides, you know what, you know what's a good idea?

You know what's going to save the company money? Let's remove one of the garbage cans from the bathroom because that's an extra garbage bag and people are just filling up the garbage cans too quickly so if we have one less garbage cans then maybe we'll use up all these garbage. Yeah we'll just throw it on the floor and it'll overflow. We'll make less garbage. One fucking gigantic filled pile of shit. Yeah garbage is like a goldfish. The only garbage can in a bathroom for fucking 20 people thanks a lot asshole

yep and on top of that this is the kind of guy who goes around and explains very simple concepts to you and ends it with does that make sense? does that make sense to you feel like you feel like a child you like being having to explain to you like your fucking i really really really really really twenty-six years old i'm fucking thirty one and that's kind of sending me every single fucking day

fuck off and i think i've never had somebody explain to me how to watch my fucking hands before I'm bad. Yeah, that's bad Then there's a flip side where you're like Fuck it. Stupid as supervisor Okay, you ever get the flip side where you're like God I wish I had explained that to you like the moron that I knew you were

Yeah, man because God you I mean I was like I had explained that to you, like the moron that I knew you were. Yeah, man. Because God, I mean, I was like, nah, he'll get it. But he fucked it up. Like I knew in the back of my mind that he would. I'll have the, I used to have this, like, oh, I don't want to hurt his feelings by over explaining it. But too many people fuck up and you're just like,

I'm sorry to have to do this to you, but I have to explain it and I have to have you tell it back to me. I know. Sorry that we have to go through this. If I'm ever in that position too, I'm like, dude, if you have any ask me a question, ask me a good, if you have any fun, do ask me a question for fun. Any thought about, you know, I know what you mean. Hi, Dick, I've got a rage for you.

I don't know if it's been covered before, but people... Maybe you could do it better. After doing something or like, maybe they remembered something and it was like mildly helpful or good, they're just like, yeah, I'm glad I did that. I'm glad I thought of it. Oh, yeah. All right.

What you mean is you want me to agree with you? You're like, oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know what I'm gonna do without you. Oh, oh, thank you. Thank you. I'm glad I thought of it. You mean the drag question. Woo! I thought of it. Don, don't. I don't give a fuck. I forgot because it wasn't important.

Who cares, alright? Here's the world. Can I explode? If you didn't remind me that. Fuckin' I left the toilet seat up. I'm glad I reminded you. I'm glad I reminded you. I don't think I'd got it. I reminded you. Oh, God. I'm just going to wreck the toilet out of spite. Fuck you. Fuck you, idiot.

Oh, sure. This will be fun. Hey, Dick. I just want to erase, and add a great time. I was having sure meeting women there uh... so i thought it'd be funny if i went on the uh... phasel page for the dick show never one there like oh you're a great that's

fucking disgusting man you know like you know you know it's a fucking bird is what i've got point is that i have a lot of them there and these guys are all complaining uh... rate itself you want to go i'm good you know uh... uh...

yeah that's a great right now i had another rate i forgot about it but yeah these guys fucking get out about picking about how cringer can more you speak of which a working morning mercedes fucking everywhere there uh... there's a really like women like fucking nutt were fucking nothing it was good

they need to fucking stop saying everything is so got down cringes because it isn't working like shit even if it is kind of way they know care is that you think million dollars like shit, even if it is kind of lame. Hey, no one cares, I think $1 million upstream is fucking genius, granted they are, but you know, if you wanna fucking meet people, you wanna get fucking laid, start liking stupid shit. Yeah.

And I'll get you laid. Thanks. You know, fuck yourself. Yeah. I wake up every day, I go to the mirror and I bat through and I say, the office is the funniest show in the history of television. Yeah.

And I say it until I can say it without throwing up. And then I start the day. Right. And I say, okay, I'm ready. I'm gonna get through another one. I'm ready. I'm gonna get, it's one day. I'm ready for this.

One day when you can't pass that first hurdle is the day that you just go back to bed. That's it. I can't do today. I can't do today. I can't do it. I wake son I go Adam Levine is a great singer is one of my favorite singers. Yeah And then I just stare I love maroon five I love Maroon 5.

And Cold Play. And Cold Play. Yes. See, nope, I failed. I'm gonna start over. It's like Scientology, but I do it on myself. So there's no reactions. Yeah. You gotta come up with your own like e-meter

or whatever the fuck they hook you up to. Yeah. What's another one? Oh, yeah. Something lately I've been doing coronavirus. More, I'm talking about Heineken virus. Yeah. I stare.

No movements, no movements, no movements. You fucker. Don't you fucking even twitch a little bit. Mm-hmm. Oh, that guy kept going. He did. I just remembered my rage. Yeah.

The other one, it's whenever I go to like a nightclub or like a strip club or something and I order like a mixed drink, it never gives me a buzz. Yeah, it's because I'm cutting it. Yeah, it's because I'm cutting it. Yeah, it's because I'm cutting it. I'm too cheap to leavez and i feel nothing really well you know what i just want to order to be yours i am fucking i don't think that might be like you know it just

right feel something i thought nothing to make a really coke a lot of dollars on two drinks i finished in like a minute alright go fuck yourself again. All right, Max is a cook also. Lime, wrong, coke. Yeah, all right. I've never heard it ordered from...

I don't know, I think the coke ordered as a cube of Libre. I think that's like a boomer thing. Honestly, I think that generation uses that. They use the... They use cube of Libre? Uh-huh. That's it?

It's only got three. Lime isn't an ingredient. That's it. It's only got three. It's lime isn't an ingredient. That's not a cocktail. It's only got two ingredients. Doesn't that mean free Cuba? Yeah. Yeah. I'll have a Cuba Libre. What's that?

Well, it's a little bit of rum and coke. Yeah. I mean, you sort of that, asshole. Right. Ah, but the Cuba Libre implies there is lime and ice. Oh, okay. No, I don't know. I was fucking around.

Roman Coke with lime. I'll have a Cuba Libre. Is there a name for a whiskey Coke? Ah, I don't have a short Johnson. I'll have a tumultuous, I'll have a whirlwind. I'll have a Schumer whirlwind, please. Yeah. Hold the, hold the attitude. I know you're from New York. And you all have a whirlwind. I just every time I hear somebody say, oh, I'm from New York, it's like, man, will you shut the

fuck up? Everybody knows that New York people talk like that. Fuckin' everybody. Oh, here's a moment of Zen from Reddit. Okay. Hey, Jake, moment of Zen here from the Reddit. Going in for the first time, just had a thought listening to the last episode about the home security system.

Yeah. It brings up my rage, which would just be salesman in general. We've only bought a house and have a just rush of salespeople trying to sell home security systems because they saw it sold online somewhere. And mother fucking ADT salesman has the balls to ask us what we're going to do if a burglar decides to cut the internet connection to your house. How would our Wi-Fi camera handle that? We can be burglar.

Go around and cut to your electrical before they break into your house. I don't know what the fuck kind of burglar's this guy deals with, but if they are going to cut my internet connection and have planned it out that far, fuck it, take everything. I'm done, I got nothing I can do.

Mother fucking lying pieces of shit. Cut your internet, sell ya on fear. What are you gonna do if they cut your internet? Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. I don't know, I'll be pretty pissed. Yeah, that internet's gonna be out for a long time. After going on my phone and just use the net regular network, but my connection sucks up here.

Yeah, I don't care about the security system at that point. Yeah, exactly. My internet's cut! Oh, fuck, no, that's my, there's a burglar too. I don't even fucking about the burglar. I got it. I got it. My wife, I got no internet over here.

Where's my phone? How am I gonna get emails? Get fuck about the burglar. I got my wife, I got no internet over here. Where's my phone? How am I gonna get emails? I'm gonna get on the LTE network. Well, you got here, what about your security? Man, I gotta call AT&T, I gotta drive down the street to call my internet to get them to come out and fix God knows what and deal with the burglar. What about the burglar?

I don't give a fuck. He's gonna be like, ah, there's no internet in this place. Yeah, I got bigger problems in some burglar yeah i don't give a fuck yeah yeah uh... there's no internet in this place yeah like a bigger problems in some burglar now my internet's out you know how that work orders gonna take three weeks exactly uh... oh yeah

here we go here's another one uh... you know it makes me a rake dick is fucking wasabi actually it's just fucking green color to horse radish is the there's only been one fucking we don't use real wasabi in this country pretty much like i don't know fucking thirty forty only one actually had real wasabi right huh yeah very rare here in the texture in the flavor in the spicy level

very noticeable to have to try both yeah it's so much, but it only grows in fucking Japan and Oregon. So it could cost a shit load. Yeah. Whatever fucking reason, like, instead of, like, but Americans just accept it, like, we can use this bullshit fake shit and call it with sobbing when it's

horse ratcheter, green food coloring. And then, like, for some reason, the Japanese restaurants just, like, it's like some kind of shitty agreement where everyone's I was like oh whatever it's fake. Yeah, we all do it Big shit like why don't you get the real shit and just charge a little bit more? I'll give fuck just get the real shit Nobody uses it like I love a sobbing. I can absolutely right. I can eat big chunks of it. Yeah, I love Yeah, I do too people get sick. I'm now me. I'm I love it more than you. Oh, okay. And I can eat more. You might, yeah.

You could probably eat more than, right? You know, you got big hands. Yeah. I can shovel in more with sobbing than you. Right. We've seen the whole mustard fiasco, so I don't know. I'm gonna have to probably see that for myself. Never mind.

No. The wasabi, I had some wasabi in Japan. Like every wasabi that I had there was way better. And it was just... It was different, right? No, because that's the real stuff. It had such good flavor. It had such an interesting flavor.

I was using less and I had like tasting the flavor of it. It's a different, it's a different route. That, you know, like, you know, horse radish. It's in, I believe it's in that family, but it is a different, it's a different species. I got to pay more attention to what kind of wasabi I'm eating. Yeah. Nobody uses it anyway, so they could just not have it.

I get, yeah. People just kind of take a little kind of crumb. I have to have it. Me too. I could never dip sushi in just soy sauce. Oh no. Oh, we got chaos cowboy and Andrew from Eugene, Oregon. Let's go with chaos cowboy. Can you believe this? I still can't believe this. Yeah. Are you going to do it to women you know?

The jargon. If I remember, I will do it. Yes. Okay. Don't give them any hints. I won't Hey, Dick. Yeah, it's cowboy. He's a makes me a rage. It's a women and their food logistics Okay, so I have a fantasy where I eat all the food in my fridge all of the food in my pantry And I have nothing left and then I go to the store and restock everything Mm-hmm. It's impossible my wife So we're making food right though like there's shredded cheese and something right She goes to the store. I need to get shredded cheese. I'm sure we don't have any street shredded cheese

We have like seven bags of shredded cheese in the fridge And then we come back and there's a whole new every one of them is open and has a little bit of ingredients taken out of a like a handful of cheese is gone and there's like five pounds of cheese left in there. So we have what do you do at the end of the same

ingredients, the same foods the say it is I don't want to buy like the pre-packaged shit I don't want to buy like cheese pizzas or whatever I want to make food to scratch i want us to eat healthy like this and it's god i'm living the world pizza's

i want to make pizza and she do you got stuff that's just but from three years ago it's crazy i can't it's driving up on my just by the stuff that's on the list don't just start buying other things

Oh I don't know what to tell you buddy. I don't care just just take care. I don't care I don't care what's it all the old shit. I don't even want to know what's in the fridge. I'll randomly grab stuff out of it That is not That is not worth it sir sir. Okay, Andrew from Eucchin, Oregon. Here we go. The Dixia, what makes me rage is we can play a lot of stuff, right? And I'm a weirdo. We see that almost correlated and all linked because experiences are fun. And it's just sad to me, you know, a wide breadth of things things that happened from sami being banned

to antonaids was a corona thing i'm still on the i'm just gonna say that like it does suck the situation where in now it seems like we were going to put ourselves in a place that can only in which can be our problem is going only be solved by a lot of people dying in terrible death. And that's just a damn shame. I don't think that would solve anything.

We tried it. We tried that a couple of times. It means like a worldwide play in a band. Yeah. I mean, like, you know, the black plague killed about a third of Europe. And still didn't fix the problem killed more. Are we gonna have a forever right I don't understand canceling anything of what. Coronavirus. It's Corona virus or like a whole family of virus right that's I mean yeah they're always gonna be around this one we're gonna have seasonally now forever I don't know canceling seems like canceling things pointless. It's out.

It's in the air. It's in your blood. You're getting rid of it now. Now we got another one on the loose. Right. Slow it down so we got more hospital beds open. Okay. Have fun with that.

I'm gonna go party. Let's go to Skid Row. Let's go to Skid Row. Licking forehead. All right everybody. See you later. See ya. Thank you. Party!

Let's go to Skid Row. Let's go to Skid Row. Licking forehead. Side, everybody. See you later. See ya. Thank you.