The Dick Show - Episode 199 - Dick on Troll Hair

Episode Date: March 24, 2020

I get my hair cut like a troll doll, Road Rage: LA is canceled, Martial Law were declared, 8chan founder Fredrick Brennan, the creator of 8chan, calls in and has an argument, Carldo2: the NYC COVID-19 sanitization hero calls in, Arby's sends me a coupon, Ari talks about cruises and ankle bracelets, I get a hamster and defend liberty against all the grandma lovers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I just have no real concept of what is happening anymore in life. Just every day, every day feels exactly the same in a way. Then the year just flies by. Does it? I'm like, I'm carving days on the wall like I'm in prison. Oh, I understand that. Yeah. You know, it's funny. Did I carve today or not? See, that's what I'm in prison. Oh, I understand that. Yeah. You know, it's funny.

Did I carve today or not? See, that's what I was saying. Those prison movies. Yeah, go ahead. I always, I realized that as much as I don't like people, I mean, you know, I like my girlfriend worse. That's what you found out. It's like you're inside my head.

No, it's a, I want the option. I want the option to be able to go out. I want the option to say, no, I'm not gonna make that. I like not liking them. And I can't not like them if I'm not allowed to see them. Yes. That's what I like. Yes.

I need them because I need them to make me feel better than them. They serve a, yes, they serve a purpose for you. If I understand, I'm allowed to be around saying stupid shit, then it's just, then I'm saying the dumbest thing that I've heard all day. And I can't live with that. Right. I need some moron to come knocking on my door saying something stupid. So I can say, hip and crack.

You wanna help the homeless, huh? You know what I mean? I need something. Yeah. I want to say no to plans. That's what I'm saying. I won't just not have any plans. That's right, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Now I know what gets chicks off so much. How you gonna go out? No. Oh, I get it now. I get why they're always saying no on everything. They're addicted to it. Yeah, they want you to work real hard. Yeah.

Here, let's start. They want you to work real hard for it. Is that thing? I'm going fucking crazy, man. I believe it. Yeah. Yeah. I believe it Yeah

Welcome to dick you want dick you love dick you need dick you got it It's a show right is a contest coming to you live from out in Bucket deep in the heart of today failure I'm your house dick mashin a K.A AKA the $20 million man voted America's worst Mexican. 49 weeks running Jesus. If that isn't the case this week or what? Worst fucking Mexican joining me is always a world touring LA based comedian Sean, the audio engineer. Hello dick.

Hey, what's up buddy? Oh, just hilarious last week. Yeah. Just hilarious. I'm doing this show no matter what. Yeah. No matter what. I'm coming in like the Bushwackers.

Now I'm doing this show no matter what. No matter what, nothing can stop me. I'm King Kong, motherfucker. Bowen Luke, the Bushwackers. Toothless and they eat sardines on air. I mean sardines at this show. Everyone's gonna be making out like a no-no-nob, bitch. I'm sh- no, money down. Uh, I gotta pay howardines at this show, everyone's gonna be making out liking doing knobs, bitch. I'm sh-no, money down.

I gotta pay how much to reserve this stage and these speakers, I'll just pay the whole bill. Totally. I'm not gonna, I don't need, I don't need 10% down, fucking, whole bill. I'm gonna pay the whole bill. Whole bill, whole bill right now. Five hundred of just take it, take my fucking money.

Yep. Excuse me, sir. Man, webster's Dictionary defines refund as, uh, not hours after the show, hours after the show last week. So no refund. L.A. Oh, I'll get to that. L.A. says, L.A. says to me, he says to me, uh, we're locking it down.

Ralph said on the show, Dick's gonna do the show unless martial law was declared. Yeah. We're declared. Fucking martial law were declared. Well, it's not martial law. If I go outside, I get arrested. No, you don't. If I had that show, if I had the original a immediate arrest and I talked to Keon, I'm like, look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They will not allow that. Look, and this was before it got bad.

This was just when they said, this was when the county said, it's illegal to be over 50, right? Illegal to have more than 50 people together. I said, Kian, I think I'm still gonna have the show. So what I get arrested, he goes, bro, they shut down the courthouse. If you you get arrested you don't get a reigned for that arrest until they decide to start doing court again Yeah, you're gonna be in there a while you're gonna be in there for a while

And guess what and then I watched the week develop yeah, and it turned from me. I found out me I am maybe the only person in the world who thinks that the Bill of Rights should exist at all. Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys are cheering for this? You guys are happy that they locked everybody down and shut down every business in the city. Are you guys fucking insane? Well, it's one of those things where it's like, this is, I mean, do you remember when,

do you remember when the swine flew and, and SARS came around and shut down the whole, global warming? Yes, I remember when the world was gonna end. When they shut down the whole country. Not, not by a gun. That's what I was just decided to do. No, this, this is obviously more severe

obviously more severe That's what the Constitution is for. It's not for when there's not panic It's for when there's panic it's public health It's public health Let's look at look at this look at this haircut. this, look at this haircut. You see this haircut? I wasn't gonna say anything. This is the worst haircut that anyone has ever had.

I got quite a lot of questions about that. Look at this. Yeah. Look at this. That leads to the barber and I get that. It's a troll doll. I went to the bar. I know.

Let me see. It's exactly like a fucking troll doll. Here. Here. I'm gonna get naked. You know know what since all the gyms have shut down I look fat as a troll doll too. I fucking that's look at this that is the most hair What happens in my hair the worst part my fucking head is the gyms Okay, I walked in the barber and I said make me look like the guy that guy in fifth element, the priest's helper. That will, yeah.

It's been my hair. Look exactly like him. The bartender said, I got you, fam. No worries. No, wait a minute. I nailed it. That's exactly what I wanted to look like. The guy who helped the priest in the fifth element.

David. Was his name David? I don't remember. No, you obviously, I think I've seen that movie one time. It's one time super stoned. Really? Yeah. I watch that movie every time I'm hung over. I'm gonna have to see that again. Great movie. Yeah, people still bring it up all the time. Ruby Rod. Chris Tucker. Oh, Chris Tucker's in it, right?

Is he like the cab driver or something? No, he's Ruby Rod. Oh, he's like me, but in the future, he's like me, but one in the future. He's like you, but black in the future? Yeah, there's no containing that. So. What do you mean it's a health issue? It obviously is. That's, look, it's a fucking first amendment issue.

You're not a fucker? They're not making this up, Dick. They're not making this up. They're not making what up? Then if I go outside, I get arrested. You don't get arrested if you go outside. They're in a business. They're in camera to fucking business without being arrested. They are not, they are not make, they did make that up. You're right. That's what's the problem is, is it's gonna

fuck. I do feel terrible for the businesses. It's fucked. Yeah. At least they're sick though, right? Yeah. Don't do this one thing when I'm the one with the evidence on my side. You're arguing like, what do you have it? There is no evidence for the government closure of your business. There's no possible evidence. And if there is, you have to take it to court.

You can't just say, yeah, you know what? Everybody's gonna be like, don't say for the good shot, everything down. Look, Dick, this is my rage this week. Yeah, you know what? Everybody's gonna be not safe if you just shut everything down. Look dick This is this is my rage this week. Hmm the complete disregard of expert opinion by people who have no business having an opinion about it What's the expert opinion? It's dangerous. Yes. I know it's dangerous. Yes. I know it's fucking dangerous I text the drive motherfucker. Yeah, I smoke and I will blow it right into your mouth That's dangerous fucking to. They do not know how fucking fat everybody in the country is. Is McDonald still allowed to exist after this?

Or is the obesity epidemic now a problem? Well, is the fucking gun epidemic a problem now? More people die from guns than die from the fucking flu. Here's the problem with the, with that. If you're eating McDonald's every day, you're not affecting somebody else. How? You're taking up space in a hospital bed.

Isn't that the whole problem? All these people are gonna crowd up hospitals. Much, that's much more spread out. So it is, that's this stuff, you know, it's between one and five and one and six requires hospitalization from the WHO yesterday. Oh, they don't know. Shit. One and five. They have no many rage. They have no fucking tests. They have, are they testing people? They're testing. South Korea has been testing since virtually day one. Yeah. Singapore has been testing since

basically day one. What about China? They said it doesn't exist anymore. They cured it. Well, they're coming out on the other side. So they fixed it by welding people indoors. They appear to have curbed it, yeah, but look. Sorry, I don't believe, I see, I see that you got a nice hockey stick graph. I've seen that shit before. What? The hockey stick graph.

Oh, no, wow, look. How exponential, exponential. that shit before what the hockey stick graph. Oh no. Wow look how exponential it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous to discount some of these people. They are literally heads of infectious medicine at like Johns Hopkins. Like all these are. It's like dude do you think they know more than you? If I am sick. If you do, I don't think they can predict the fucking future know they've been right on Dead on since like I thought a million people were gonna die Michael Ulster home. No, I don't know where I don't I didn't hear that four million people Was the estimate that I heard oh

From where I don't know tweeter like Ulster home only fans.com. That's right. Yeah, they nailed it He's a good wow jump from an animal in like November. It's like as of January or early, we predicted that like this ball of a, they know this stuff like and they're learning about it every day. Shut it down. Shut the whole shut everything down.

Cause of that. Cause everyone might get sick. Shut it down. Cause because people will get sick and regular people might get sick, who can get my height. No, will get sick. A percentage might get sick, who can get my age. No, will get sick. A percentage might get sick, probably more than 50%. 50% of how many people are going to die?

Not sure. Not sure. It's at about one percent right now. One percent of people are going to die. That's what it's about. God. So what? So if, so let me get this straight.

Yeah. Let me get this straight. I love this. So let me get this straight. Yeah. Let me get this straight. I love this. So let me get this straight. Dick, do you ever listen to these podcasts? Afterwards, do you come back and listen? And do you ever wonder, my God, why do I talk like this? I said it was gonna be a problem.

Three weeks ago, I said, well, I said, max, you're an idiot, it's obviously a big problem. What, this disease, this plague. You did say that. Obviously, I said, yeah, it's obviously a big problem. I was the one giving it no time of day. I said, obviously, a big problem. And all the blue checks, all the journalists said, QED, it's flus more, flus more dangers of, well, it's not that it's more dangerous. It's just that too. This is, yeah, you got both of them. And this one might be more deadly. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, that turned into, uh, okay, no one got side.

And if you do, we're gonna kill you. Look. What? This is happening. England tried like the loose restrictions and all that kind of shit, and they put the switch fucking hard. You're looking at it as like an America thing. And I know we, because we have a constitution we have the bill of rights it's all of the

but the bet government can do whatever it wants well that's good and you know that the fucking greater good there is no greater good than the and then liberty it's liberty or death death doesn't matter the nature of the death it's any kind of death okay plague famine a fucking asteroid. There is no reason that government can come to your business without proof without taking it to court and saying, you're fucking shut down.

Is this about the show being canceled? Yes. Yes. So that's okay, we've gotten to the root debt. I have to refund $8,000 in tickets. Oh, that would make me, I would be talking like you. I would be talking like you. Like it's just hair cut, it's about this hair cut.

I have questions about the game. So you obviously, did you go to a place and somebody come here, what was going on with the game? 80s girls colorist came here, it was like a master colorist to unfuck, to unfuck the fuck job that the gay man did to her hair. Oh yeah, her hair does look darker again. Yeah, looks like it looks like normal. Looks like it's a lot more like a fact.

Yeah, what is there already? What God gave her? Right. And while she was here, the woman says, you know what I could do, a trim for you if you want. And I said, hey, I am getting a little shaggy. Back, right? Looking a little scruffy and shitty. And I said, hey, I am getting a little shaggy back, right? Looking a little scruffy and shitty.

And I got a lot of wacky opinions about freedom. So if I don't get this cleaned up, I might look even crazier. Yeah, go ahead, give it a shot. Sure. So I said, she starts throwing questions at me. All right, you know, I'm not really so, I'm not really so good with the questions.

This or this, I go to the eye doctor and I just say, yes, to whatever first one. I can see better worse. Better worse, better, better worse, better. No, better worse, better. He's like, I asked you opposite on that one because I know that you're not really able to tell. I'm just saying better.

Yeah, it's always say better. So she says, well, what do you want back here? And I'm just like, you know, so I don't look like a homeless man. That's it, just me, but like less homeless. If I could just unwind the clock, that's what I would do, just suck it back in, like a reverse Play-Doh fun fact.

Like a few months. She goes, all right, she gets the blade out. Yeah. So I do her thing in the back. Like a physical, like a straight razor, or like a straight razor. Clippers too, but then they always do the straight razor to like make it look natural.

So it's not cut with the scissors. Do you know that they do this? Yeah, well, I'm thinking he's always, I want it to look cut so people will know, I'm not trying to trick people. Right. I can't even get a haircut. I know that it just stays like this.

It's been like this since 89. Yeah, like just to just do the fucking haircut, you don't need to, you don't need to take a razor and make it look, introduce white noise. I don't need a procedurally generated haircut. I just need a haircut. Okay. So she goes through and she's doing it.

I'm sitting there, but because of the quarantine, because it's illegal for us to do this at her place of business, we have to do it from my house, which is so much fucking safer, thank you, LA. Because we're at my house and not a place of business, I have no mirror. So, I'm sitting there, just feeling leedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedleedle because we've been together for a week now with no fucking breaks. I know. Yeah. Can you, I saw an old, not gonna derail too much, but I saw,

this was maybe six months ago, I saw an old Chinese man and racist woman. You saw an old man. No, they were, they were because I've been, because I love China, because I've been to the Chinese that been. Because I went into this dry cleaner

and I like his name was, well, it was definitely a Chinese last name, right? Yeah. So like what? Ping like, like King Dling, like Keon. Keon?

Oh yeah, okay. Yeah. So, and I realized that they run this business together and they've probably been married for 50 years. So you want to shut them down right away for their own help, right? No, and I realize that they spend 24 hours a day together. Oh yeah.

And they're both still alive. That's because in China, the culture is the man just yells at the woman and then the woman yells right back at the man. That's the only way a relationship can survive without you developing cancer from all the hideous resentment that you have towards your partner. It's just you've got a yell like a Chinese person at the back. I think you're on to something. I've been thinking a lot this week.

Here's the thing. I'm harder to be around than my girlfriend is. Oh yeah, you are on to something. I've been thinking a lot this week. Here's the thing, I'm harder to be around than my girlfriend is. Oh yeah, you are. For sure, for sure. But it's like every little thing is just magnified tenfold. Yeah.

And it's only gonna get worse. I went from having 12 hours a day by myself because she would get up early, go to Pilates and go to the school and do the work to having zero hours. I went into, I beat off in the trunk of my car just to get a little privacy. Wow. That's how desperate I am. And you mean just in the bed of your truck?

Yes. Yeah. It's not as funny if it's a bed of a truck. So I hope people forgot. Yeah. So anyway, I'm sitting at the sitting in my kitchen, getting my hair hacked away at with a straight razor. And Eddie's girl looks up from her phone.

They didn't do the sides with the straight razor though, did they? Yes. She said she was gonna, she said she was going to, what is, or her exact words, I'm going to, What, how do you do that? Blend it. She said, what about the sides? And I said, well, the sideburns, I usually kind of trim up or down,

depending on how much of a jerk I want to look, depending on how much of Wolverine I'm feeling that day. Right. Sometimes I'm really feeling like Wolverine. So you'll cut them low and look like nothing. Sometimes I go from Wolverine to Lemmy. I just let it all come together. Sometimes I'm feeling more like a Patrick Bateman,

so I trim them right up. Whatever, you know, that's pretty much my deal. Whatever you can do with that information that I've just given you, go nuts. And she chose to just straight razor them right off from the eyebrow down. So from for the people who are only listening, do you look at the eyebrows on your head?

That's where my hairline starts and goes in a, it goes 360 degrees around my head. Like if I'm wearing a hat, it looks as though my head is shaved, but then when I take the hat off, all of the beautiful hair, three feet, a cubic foot of hair spills out from under my hat. And you think, why the fuck did this person shave their entire sides of their heads and their sideburns?

Well, who would do that? Who would look, so 80s girl looks up from her phone and just says, oh God, think, well, this was a good start, okay, what do you mean, oh God, fucking phones. What do you mean, oh God? She goes, What do you mean, oh God, and she goes, oh, I didn't know that you were talking to the hairdresser, I didn't know you were gonna shave like that around.

I wasn't, I wasn't. I said, what did you do? And she goes, oh, really, oh my God, I'm so sorry. She described it, she described what she did. And I said, well, I don't think I've ever seen a human person on Earth with that haircut. So why did she, because I misunderstood and I said, that's fine, but I just, I don't think I've ever seen a person on Earth with that haircut.

Shouldn't you have maybe thought this is? And am I sure he wants this? It's like you're ordering a meal and then you just get back up a stack of ingredients. Like, what are you? I mean, I didn't have to explain how to go together too. Did I? Now no no electric clippers were involved in this. No, it's a fucking straight razor now shaved Are you are you not feeling her doing that kind of stuff? Well my hair's all wet. I'm first of all. I'm not used to being touched that kind of stuff. But my hair's all wet. I'm, first of all, I'm not used to being touched.

Yeah. So my hair's all wet. So it's all sticking down. And I just thought she was like, you know, kind of doing that random shit that they do. That's crazy. Yes, I, it's my fault. That should have stopped. But what do you, I don't tell people how to do their jobs? You know, I'm not, I'm not the, I'm not the federal government. Yes, I'm not here. I'm not here to tell you to kick in your door and tell you how to do your, your breaking just for this thing. This thing, this stay at home that you love so much. By the way, right? Yes, you are.

No, I'm not. You're closer than six feet to me right now. No, I'm not. I'm about six feet. You're about six feet. This is three feet. Look, safe at home. They spent more time in the press conference describing

the immanence of the martial law that everybody can't wait for. Not martial law. How is it not? It's not it's not it's not even a lockdown yet. It's before. It's before lockdowns. You can go out. You can go to the store. It's fucking might. before you can go out you can go to the store. It might fucking might. Uh, that's going to how is this? How is this? They spent more time going over the cute term, safer at home and trying to drug people's brains into thinking that this is for their own good, then they did going over the legal

requirements of the policies that they were enacting. They spend more time explaining that it's safer at home, it's safer at home, you're safer at home, we call this safer at home, not a lockdown, not a lockdown, who said lockdown? Who said lockdown? Shoot them and kill them and we have no courts, so if they want us not to do that, they have no redress.

You know like the government without, it can take your home and give you quote unquote fair market value, should it wanna build a freeway or something? I don't like that either, but at least I have to, at least I can take them to court. Yeah, but you lose 100% of the time.

For imminent domain? Yeah. Well, you get money. Yeah, quote unquote fair market value. Little insider from a former real estate guy, a phrase, it's never fair market value. Well, so why is it that during this whole thing, all of the reasons why I should be happy about it

that people give me are things that I also hate? Nobody says you're supposed to, well, no, I don't think you're happy about it. I know you're not happy about it. I'm fucking, I'm more afraid of government tyranny than I am of some pussy virus. I got, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'm fucking purpose. I'm Maddox now. Give it to me.

All right. Uh, DOJ is looking for permission to suspend habeas corpus in times of a panic. Yeah. Times of an epidemic. How about that one? Line enough for it. Line enough to take you shit away. I just don't see why people can't use their words, Sean.

Why people can't use their words? I just don't see why people can't use words. Hey, we've got this terrible, dangerous thing. Oh, we'd like you to stay home. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm not doing it. Do you have another argument? Maybe some money to sweeten this deal. And, you know, you got, I know you're warming up the printing presses to print money for Boeing, the hotel industry to the tune of $500 billion. The travel industry to the tune of $600 billion.

Fucking jims, I know that you're warming up the printing presses for them. So where's mine? Let's see the offer other than a guy, other than a guy with a gun, what's the argument for why I have to stay home? Or wash my hands. Let's hear it. Now, we're too busy.

You don't have time to make this fucking argument. Are you gonna protest by not washing your hands? Look, when the stock market goes red, I wash my hands. When it starts going up, I start licking door knobs. That's been my policy for the entire epidemic. I don't see why they'd have a problem with that. I don't see any reason to change it. God, people are gonna make babies over this thing, Sean.

People are gonna get divorces over this thing, Dick. Okay, so there's good and bad, I guess. That's right. Or there's bad and good, I mean, respectively. Arbis sent me a message. Arbis. I don't know how Arbis got my email, but are they there for you?

Arbis is there for me. I'm glad. All of the, they were the last to be there for me, by the way. Cloudflare, Google, Amazon, a couple of days about a week later, Arby's chirps in a dick just wanted to let you know that during these trying times, Arby's, the big Montana with horsey sauce is available for you. Oh, is that right? They're actually pitching a specific sandwich.

Yeah. Custom tailored for your taste profile. Ving Rames is going door to door, saying, we have the meats! I'm just so upset. I had some stats too. I got stats too. I got stats too. I'm doing piano streams too.

That's cool. Yeah, that's been fun. Yeah, I hope they don't sound like shit. They get better, I'm drinking so much. It's like reverse prohibition. They've locked us in our homes. It's illegal to go outside. They've locked us in our homes.

Not illegal to go outside. They're forced to drink. And you're forced to drink. I saw, I saw in Pasadena, 80s girl and I went to buy a hamster yesterday. You did? Yeah, because I just like psychologically. Why did you think that a pet store would be open?

It is. You have a pet store that's open? They're all open. How you gonna feed your fucking pets without pet stores? Of course they're essential. You're right. Weed shops are essential too. They're also open.

I drove, I went to the studio yesterday and there was a line fucking out the door at the weed shop across the street. Well, because you can only have like three people in there now. Yeah. I saw a family of Asians driving in... You saw a family. You saw a family.

I saw a family. You saw a family. They were all trying to see something in the distance and they were... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha were oh yeah i saw family you're a part-sided people oh my god um... that is fucking one of them well

oh that one got me uh... i saw a family of of agents and they in their car they all had masks on yeah and they're fucking car they all had masks on yeah, and they're fucking car. Yeah they're This only at no point. Yeah, will I believe that people are doing this for the public good because people are not Smart enough to make that decision. There is nobody nobody basinging this, maybe you, maybe Medicare, maybe a handful of people are basing this on math and numbers and figures, but 95%, 99% of people are just doing it

because they're afraid, are just supporting this shit because they're afraid. Probably so. That's what's terrifying. The people on top are saying, got the data, got all this fucking data bitch, you like data? How about these data right here But everybody else is just blindly following along with it because they get off making other people do things

Which is why we bought the hamster because if I'm gonna be quarantine I need another life form to quarantine in my quarantine That is funny. That's what I need in my brain So you have to exert some control. Because you want to do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it. The only thing to do, the option, this is funny, this is funny that it literally takes

a force of nature to stop, to stop, to stop, to stop, to stop, to stop, to stop, to stop, to stop, to stop, to stop, I'll give it, I'll give it a draw. I want, I'm not even gonna say you're taking an L. I'll say it's a draw. I'm just, I'm just so fucking I rate. I know, I feel like Jesus.

Like you find now all of the, all of the libertarian people and right-wing people that I see suddenly flipping. I saw a bitch on Twitter yesterday that says, uh, once they find the cure that it should be a felony to sell it. And I'm thinking, you think selling drugs should be a felony? What do you mean has this fucking worked?

What do you mean a cure? Well, there's a couple of medications that are on the possible list of- It's gonna take, we're not gonna see a vaccine in 2020. Not a vaccine, yeah. Just something to deal with the symptoms. Like an antiviral? Yeah, I saw that Israel, somebody in Israel,

a doctor in Israel said that they might have a vaccine because they happen to be working on one for the COVID coronavirus before this all happened. They happen to be working on a new type of vaccine for the family of viruses and he said to, you know, just call it luck. And he said, well, I mean, we kind of have to call it luck because calling it anything else would be anti-smetic.

Wouldn't that be? Oh! He's on fire! Ha! Hey! People trying to see something in the distance. You're covering all the bases today. I just said,

so this is like a, this is like therapy of some sort. Yeah, they didn't know microphone. You're the first person I've seen in a week. Yeah. Here's what else makes me a rage about it. When it's over, when it's over, and Peter's out, you know, 5,000 people die

or whatever it's gonna be, and the economy's destroyed. People are killing themselves. No, people can't feed their family, right? Because a guy on Twitter is afraid of his grandma getting sick because he loves fucking grandma. Everybody loves a fucking grandma for some reason. It doesn't kill us.

No, it doesn't fucking kill us. If you get in a car accident or something, you're gonna overtax, there's no beds. That's the fucking thing. It's fucks everybody. So, so the problem is we're filling up hospitals too fast. That's what's going to happen. Yes, the army can't spawn up a new hospital in every city

like nothing, like fucking mash. We can pretend like we didn't watch mass. They can take more than that. How much more? I don't know. I know, I love. I love the experts are, this fucking experts, just stop with that. No, I'm not gonna stop with that. I'm not gonna stop with that.

So these experts are saying global warming is happening. Now, are they right? Yes. Ah. Yes. That's like over 98% of science. See, you're looking at this, you're politicizing everything and then. Because it got with that, it's gonna kill me if I get more than 10 people together.

That's insane. There's some things that should not be partisan issues. I don't even know how that stupid shit got started. What shit got started? Global, like even an animal knows, don't shit where you eat. What's the fuck? It got started because it got started when they started making it illegal to do shit to stop a future that we don't know is going to happen. That's when it got started. That is when it got started. I didn't care about it.

Like it's a giant conspiracy or something. To take away my rights, yes, it is. That is the conspiracy. There are people who just want the answers and who are working and have dedicated their lives to getting those answers called intellectual curiosity. And you know, and it exists. None of those pencil dicks can take away my guns. It's all the people who don't fucking know anything pointing at those experts and saying, so we got to take in. Look, I'm going to believe the experts until until other experts prove them wrong or it continues to morph. That's

how science. Yeah. You've said, I got an expert for you. I got some experts for you. Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, those are my experts, Sean Thomas Jefferson. Jim in front, actually, no, never mind George Washington. I fucking hate him too. Why? Because he used the army to enforce the first tax, the whiskey, the whiskey rebellion. Was he rebellion? Yeah. Oh, he did.

He should have been hang for that. Yeah, Jefferson is my favorite of all those guys. All right. Jefferson would be very disappointed in you for the insanity that you're saying. I don't think he was very pragmatic. No. He was very, he was like, look, him. I don't think he was very pragmatic. No.

He was very... He was like, look, listen, just don't be stupid. He wanted to put that in the, you know. Don't be stupid. Just don't be stupid. Just don't die on every hill. They're saying they're going to make it illegal to have two men

in the same room in case the cops need to come in and arrest you. Unless they're gay. Yeah, unless they're gay, I did read that. I thought so. Okay, what else makes me a rage today? I can't believe she did that to your hair. I know, right? It's insane.

I've never seen anything like it. I'm being there. It looks like somebody hit golf balls off the side of your head. What? Like they took a divot, like above each year. Well, yeah, because the sideburns themselves weren't straight razored, so they're kind of long, but the sides of my head under the hairline, what is now my hairline is straight razored off.

It looks like you put on like a wig, like a novelty wig, because I have cancer. It's so fucking, it's so bizarre. What are people gonna say? Okay, here's what makes me rage about it. When it clears up, yeah, goes away. Everyone is, no matter what, everyone is in the very enviable position of saying nothing happened.

So that means we were right. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, it actually, like, what if it was just as bad as H1N1, which was very bad, killed 60,000 people, not people might be too young to remember that, but that was bad, it swept the country, then shut down fucking schools. No, they didn't shut down anything. They didn't shut down anything.

They said, I'd deal with it. Okay, 60,000 people died. In the US, 60,000 people died from the, oh, you didn't know that, your experts didn't tell you about that. I'm gonna have to check that. Go fucking look it up. I'm gonna have to check that.

What do you think it was? No, I don't know. I don't know. It's not equivalent. There's no way. Okay, there's no way. It's not like all of a sudden, let's take away all their freedom and wreck the economy

and do all that kind of stuff. Yeah, they do. They do because they want people in a position where they're suffering economically, so they can give them handouts. Just fucking, just, you don't think this is a liberal conspiracy. That's not a conspiracy, that's their fucking platform.

You think this is, they've engineered it to lock people up, even though, no, I think that's their answer for everything. Oh my God. It's given money. You know what? Just the free market, give them money. Just, you know what, I am going to move, M.U. move. So fucking hard today.

You are getting a show long move. How many people die every time the unemployment level rises? 1% 40,000 deaths? Great recession caused 500,000 extra deaths from cancer because people don't have their health insurance anymore. Yeah, that's fucked up, but it's because healthcare's fucked up too. Oh, wow, dude, we're ranked in the 20s in healthcare.

So why aren't all the doctors getting together today and saying, you know what, we're not treating any of you mother fuckers until you fix until you get health insurance companies on a leash, until you fix this, this, and this. Why aren't they doing that? Huh? I don't know. This is not even like the same argument anymore. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why not take it if you're in demand, why not take advantage of this opportunity to get a little something for you? Oh, you got, you wanna come to the doctor? You got a big pandemic? All right, fix this shit or I can stay home too. I don't have to go to work today. They're not using people's lives as leverage.

Why not? That's the difference. The other Why not? That's the difference. The other guys are? That's the difference between you and people who do that kind of stuff. You and everyone. Right, right, right. Said on a device made in China, says everyone.

Oh, I'm fucking way better than everybody else. If it doesn't directly affect you, you don't give a fuck. It's one of your defining characteristics. Well, I just don't care about looking like I give a fuck. That's the difference between me and everybody else. No, I think some people give a fuck. No, they need you to know that they give a fuck. I don't need anyone else to know.

You spend too much time spend, you don't spend enough time talking to people. He's been too much time on shows, obviously. Ha ha ha ha. Jesus Christ. Ha ha ha. I'm gonna wear it just a t-shirt now. It says, move. When this is over, when this is over, and some people are going to be wrong.

It's going to be on that one. Some people think, yeah, some people think it's going to be like the Holocaust times a million. Yeah, it's not going to happen. They're going to be on that one. Some people think, yeah, some people think it's gonna be like the Holocaust times a million. Yeah, it's not gonna happen. They're gonna be wrong. Yeah, some percentage of people are gonna be wrong. And no matter what that percentage of people is, 100% of them are gonna know they did the right thing. You can, you can't take that out of, some people have no doubt, the person, everybody down,

we nailed it. A person with no doubt that they are right is a dangerous fucking person in anything. They have no doubt, they know that they have the answer. They not even, no argument can sway them from their whole, that's always dangerous. Yeah, experts.

Yeah, experts on their side. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, the experts on their side. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, with, you know, decades, decades of experience in future telling. Yeah. No.

No. Yes. Not in future telling. Let's see what I was going to bring up here. I talked to Mr. Medaker. Really? Yeah. Because he's big on how dangerous it is and blah, blah, blah, blah. Look, it's dangerous.

It's not, it's not, it's not population destroying. It's not, of course, we know a lot more about how to not to get shit now, but it's not, it's not going to wipe out one third of Europe, like the Black Death. Everybody, anybody who said they just wished that ever rooted for Darwinism to wipe out all the stupid people who now is saying we need to live under lockdown, you lost your right to ever complain about stupid people because we had God gave us this wonderful virus to wipe them all out because they would still go out and all you had to do is stay home. That's it and wash your hands, but you fucked it all up by stopping the dummies

from going out and partying. I, easy chance I could have been killed during this. So they're gonna be on stupidity. So they're gonna be around and inconvenience us the rest of their lives. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Uh, how is the virus more damaging than just dumbness?

We let that go around all unmitigated all the time. I know. I know. How is the virus more damaging than just dumbness? We let that go around all unmitigated all the time. I know. I know. How is it? How? Well, that's what I want to know. As soon as they engineer a virus that only affects other dumb people.

I mean, isn't it though? If you're smart, stay home. Yeah. Just let the dummies go out. Seems like it's a dumb virus. Okay, I had a bunch of other bullshit here, but too much, too much COVID talk. It's hard to think about anything else though, except for that in my hair. Being tall, probably on equal ground, too. Polly during a lot of time.

I can't believe that. I really can't believe that, that haircut. Isn't it amazing? Just, you hit on something where it's like, it's like a troll doll. Well, I mean, but no, she could have never, it's like have you ever seen anyone with that hair cut? I mean, I'm gonna say people shave really high

and then like a fake mohawk, like right back. Here, how can I, how can I do the troll doll smile? It really is? That's insane. There. That is insane. All right, right? I didn't want to say anything is I didn't want her to feel bad. And I'm like, well, she didn't, shouldn't you kind of feel bad? Yeah, yeah, you should. Thanks for, but then I don't want to make her feel bad because that affects my girlfriend's hair.

She goes, you're on the future. And these are all the things. I'm me, I weigh many things. I don't just react when I'm presented with something I don't like like you. I weigh all kinds of future parameters. You know? Right.

Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. That's true, which is lectured by a man whose hair looks like a troll doll. You don't want another blonde. And you know, it wasn't that blonde, but it didn't look like, didn't look like 80s girl. Little brassy. I got the Corona guy calling in. I always coming in soon too.

Let me see if he's in there actually. Who? The Corona man. Who? The Corona man. Who's the Corona man? You wanna hear what they're floating out as far as bailouts go? That's 50 billion for airlines. That's 50 billion for Boeing.

Yeah. Well, they couldn't, but they couldn't convince me to stay on the other side. Well, yeah, yeah, right. But I mean, the government has a huge fucking contract with Boeing, right? I mean, that's for our own good. We got to keep Boeing alive. I know, they allow it, man.

How is it different? Defense contractors without Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos want five billion in grants. And they want the IRS to give them cash for R&D tax credits. Hotel industry wants 150 billion. Restaurant wants 145. National Association of Manufacturers wants 1.4 trillion. The international council of shopping centers

wants a guarantee of one trillion. And you don't think this is any kind of, you don't think that's a conspiracy. This is literally a dark shadowy cabal of figures, figuring out how to print money using debt that our kids have to pay back. It's fucking, that's a fucking conspiracy, man. That's not a conspiracy.

I mean, it's, but it's literally a small group of people stealing from welcome. Oh, dude, welcome to the corporateocracy. This is fucking what happens when you roll back fucking Teddy Roosevelt shit. It's fucking bullshit. Adidas is seeking support for provisions allowing people to use pre-tax money to pay for gym memberships and fitness equipment. Well, thank God, I won't have to pay tax.

I want to spend my fitness equipment. I want to spend to pay tax. All I want is my fitness equipment. All I want is my gym back. Meet Packers. Anytime there's a crisis in Washington is in the middle of it. It's an opportunity for guys like me. One GOP lobbyist says, man, man, oh man, oh man, man, oh man, oh man.

I don't get nothing back though, from my deposit for the stage. Oh, you didn deposit for the stage. Oh, you didn't talk about that. You did the whole, you put the whole nod down. Yeah, you have to. Hold on, Riley, who you said you could have done like, what, 10%? That was just for the stage.

Yeah, I had to pay for the entire venue up front. Riley, what's the guy's name? What's the, what's the Corona guys' name? Who has the video? So I, the Carl Dowe, all right, let me get you in here. Is he at, oh he is in here. All right, well, sorry buddy. If he comes in, please let me know.

Who is, or just approve him to talk or whatever. He did this video where he dressed up in a hazmat suit and went around New York telling people to fuck themselves and shooting a hand sanitizer all over them. Funny. Yeah, it's very funny. Here's another funny for you. So I talked with Medica about it

and he's got all these stats. And you know what I'm thinking on stats. Like you don't use stats versus stats. Well, it's just stupid. No, because you look, stats, what do they say? You torture the numbers, they'll tell you anything you wanna know.

Yeah, it, like I could say, you can omit the diamond cruise lines. It doesn't really, the death rate doesn't back up to Italy one. Like, you know, no. Look, I mean, yeah, go ahead or you can say no, I'm going to say I'm listening and watching interviews with these people and what they expect. It's, it's not about the numbers. It's about, it's about what the potential is based on what they know about it, what's been studied in the past, what they've seen, how they've seen

it spread. Like, it's, that's, it's, it's a big deal. The global warming people feel that way about their thing too. You shake your head, but you know that. You know that they are as afraid of that as you are as everybody else is about the fucking virus. I don't think it's a, it's a fear thing like that. I don't think people, I don't think they go around. These are scientists.

They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around.

They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not going around. They're not of everything. Yes, people are afraid of everything. Fuck the regular people. Well, that's what I said. I'm talking about the bad guy. They don't get to have an opinion. I'm a guy, I want the answers when it comes to that kind of stuff.

Why would I listen to somebody who's like a fucking, who's like a real estate agent? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're missing the point is that the people who are afraid of global warming are as afraid of their thing as other people are of this thing. This thing, we are not on lockdown. We are not on lockdown. Because we're not on lockdown because of numbers and experts. We're on lockdown because of a mob.

We're on lockdown because people are afraid. We're not on lockdown because of numbers. No way. Like nobody I know is afraid. They're like, yeah, I don't think there's this, you know a lot of stupid people. You hang out with a lot of IQ, 100 and less people because those are the people that overrun the government. Those are the people voting.

They're voting for people who make them think they're smart. And they have no stupid people have no ability to tell who is smart or not, none. Look, and I agree with you on that. That's why I try to go to the source, but I'm not talking about you. I know, I'm saying that global warming people, people are as afraid for their thing.

Could be. Could be. Could you see them? They fucking hysterical about it. I don't care. I'm just thinking the world is gonna end in intergovernment panels. I'm like, yeah, no, but that's insane.

This isn't about you. Check this out. I only care about me. That's what I want answers. That's what I want. And I'm listening to the experts. If I'm wrong, God, show me. Yeah. Show me. Well, you can't, because listening to the experts. If I'm wrong, God, show me. Yeah.

Show me. Well, you can't, because it's the future. There's no control. Whatever you do, whatever you do, you have no idea if it worked or not. None. If you study things over a long time, it's like that prepares you for the future. No, it makes you think that you are prepared, but you don't know if it worked or not. The guy buying, the guy at the store buying 200 rolls of toilet paper thinks he's preparing

too. And there's no way for him to ever know if he was right or not. Well, he wasn't, he's not trying to quit. He's not going to stop shitting. So he was right, 100% of the time. So you're on the side of the guy hoarding toilet paper. All right, I hate those people. I saw a guy buying 30 bottles of thousand island dressing and I thought, what a fucking moist.

He's not gonna come out alive. And then we went to the store, we get home and I'm unpacking shit. AIDS Girl got four cans of salsa. So why the fuck did you get four cans of, four giant cans of paste pecanty sauce? Well, you like salsa, right? You guys know what I mean?

No, we never eat salsa. There she goes, well, she said, well, I was buying, I bought two because I wanted some salsa. And then when I got, I was a special. When I got down the aisle, I saw two that I wanted more.

And I was gonna go put those other ones back that I forgot and thought well now We look like we're hoarding fucking salsa now You're so now you're worried about people's perception of you on salsa. Yes. Yeah, salsa related issues I don't want people to think I'm being prepared I like them to think I'm fast and loose passed out drunk. I go bam gotcha. Yeah, gotcha You didn't think I was prepping but I was prepped this whole time. This whole time. I got a bucket of AR-15 ammo upstairs. Well, it's a good idea.

Yeah, it's a good idea. Uh-huh. It's a good idea. If they get, oh, look, I don't think it's gonna happen, but if things got fucking wild, things are already wild. You're gonna, I mean, I, I think it's a good idea to have weapons in the house.

Just in case. Okay, okay. There are a lot of people who are as afraid of having weapons in the house as you are of the virus. How do you look people in the eye when this is over? Like my mom, who thinks, you know, I don't know what her position is on guns, but I know it's less than mine. No, I'm sure most people is probably less than yours.

Not, not, yeah. Yeah. If you find someone who thinks you want a nuclear reactor going on, well, if you're smart enough to make one, you're smart enough to use it. And that's when he said about the radioactive boy scout. Who is he? He, he irradiated himself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He ended up dying, I think, in like a drunk driving accident, or something, irradiated his himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He ended up dying, I think, in like a drunk driving accident or something. Radiated is, yeah, yeah, it's pretty funny. So, how do you look the gun people in the eye and say, your fear and your stats are not valid after all this? After shutting down a multiple trillion dollar economy after costing,

after costing people their jobs and lives and removing their basic freedoms. How do you look the gun people in the eye and say, your stats, your future, your future hell that you're imagining, the loss of lives that you were predicting based on your numbers are invalid compared to mine. How do you look them in the eye and say that? That's what I want to know because that's what I'm saying, the real danger of this is.

Every single person who is afraid for the loss of future lives now has a perfectly valid case to shut down the country, take away people's jobs, and take away their basic freedoms. I'm not following the parallel with the guns. You lost me a little bit. Because they kill people. Yeah, because death, they do. So why are you allowed to have them? Because we have the second amendment.

Well, we had the first one too until now, we're not able to peaceably gather now. You're not, it says explicitly. No, no, no, no, no, no, no again. It's that's that's the government. All right. That's a lot. It's fucking. It's Chinatown, right? Fuck it. Sean. It's Chinatown. Yeah. I haven't seen that move in a while. That's the, I think in the end when they, they do a hallmark. I got spoiler alert. I gotta say Chinatown for a mall onol and drive. No, what's the one drive as David Lynch? Yeah, I'm saying the wrong one. Is it, is it China town?

Is that the movie? Nicholson. Yeah. You have the name of the fucking movie. It's China town, right? Yeah, yeah. All right. Is Ari here?

Oh, better. Better, better, better, better, better. Okay. Oh, you look beautiful. Thank you. Oh. I mean, it, Ari, this is these are dark times of social isolation. I don't know. How do people stand? You know, I think I could do it better. I was just by myself.

You do do what? I think I could do a stretch and solitary confinement of just myself. Yeah. No problem. Yeah. But it's the unnaturalness of God didn't know what he was talking about. And he did this whole Eve thing. Adam and Eve. Really? So Adam was just fucked from the beginning. That's what we're living right now. That hell.

We should be thanking Eve, actually. She's a hero, for messing that up for everybody. Yeah. I think we saved the world, but that's fine. Yeah. You guys have your own views. I'm into it now. I'll tell think we saved the world, but that's fine. Yeah. I'm going to have your own views. I'm into it now. I'll tell you what else doesn't go together well. Prepping and drinking. I would never would have drawn that. Well, you will eat your entire supply of however many chips that you bought for the I know apocalypse. You ate them all. It's like don't

that you bought for the, I know. Apocalypse, you ate them all. It's like don't go to the grocery store stoned. Yeah, that's what we've got that for. Yeah, no, exactly. Don't shop stoned. Okay, Ari, please read us some news. Thank you. Thank you, God.

Read us some news. Sadi Arabia just won control of the oil market. At the most recent meeting of the organization of the petroleum exporting countries, everyone says I can't read on here, I can read it just. So, APC's- What do you mean everyone says you can't read it? I've looked at the comments and people are like, you should get so many the comments.

Don't listen to comments on the fucking nice guys. Which comments? On Reddit? I don't know, just people with comments are like, wow, I can read it. You can't read? Alright, let's see it. Let's see how well you can read it. So, Saudi Arabia decided to break its recent partnership with Russia and adopt a new policy to maximize production levels with oil prices

crashed getting their lowest slide since the goal for the new policy gives Saudi Arabia the long-term advantage preserving the increasing the kingdom Kingdoms market share and potentially signals that blinking that Binging noise Instagram is that? Kingdoms market share and potentially signals that blinking that banging noise Is that my phone do you need to turn it off? Oh, you just turned it off. Okay awesome No worries keep going Pinchels against the end of EPC entirely this decision is not popular among other oil exporting countries as the lowering prices threatened to bankrupt American Shale producers, so wait, is that a conspiracy, Sean? Sorry, Arabia and Russia.

Oh, Peck. Yeah. All that. You're gonna give me that one. I've been fucking, yeah, that is, are you kidding me? Okay. Yeah, they hold all the check-ins. We can see what, we wanna see what small groups

make in decisions and a global scale are conspiracy. Yeah, no, the whole fucking, you smug mother. Okay. So you give me oil? Will you give me LGBT? Is that a conspiracy? That's a FMI's white man. Is that dick?

That's the conspiracy. That's the conspiracy. That's what I saw. On this as far as this show knows. Mm-hmm. Okay. What was there more to that one? I'm sorry.

Yeah, I know you're good. Sorry. A rumco. The state's oil company intends to be producing 12 million barrels a day and exporting 9.5 to 10 million barrels per day by April 1st. If it keeps this production schedule, it will surpass Russia as the second largest oil producing country in the world. Soon after April 1st, it surpasses the US and the next two years. Everything's getting cheaper. Talk about printing money. Oil? Oh my god.

Wait, why is that? Well, I mean, if you're... We need oil. You can't print more oil. For them. Oh, yeah. For them. Yeah, for them.

Okay. Yeah, all right. I don't know. There... It seems like everything's gonna get cheaper for everybody, right? A millennial can finally forge shit. Houses, stocks, oil.

Not out here, so. Not out here. Not out here, so. No, okay, what's the next one? Purell is being sued for misleading 99.99 claims, Purell was sued last week in Ohio by two and by four individuals claiming that PURL packaging flaunts misleading claims about the effectiveness of its product. According to legal documents, PURL's front label claims that it's 99, because 99.9%

of illness causing germs implying that the figure is backed by a scientific study. Yeah, it's not. No. But the truth is, it's not existent. Lost. They just put 99 on the bottle? You could put anything. And the fine prints where you actually tell the truth.

99.9% is not measured in any. What does the fine prints say? So there's no. There's no wrong. No, not just above it. Just like, says JK. Psych. No one reads it back up with It's just like, it says JK. Yeah. It's like. No one reads it back up a PURL bottle like the fine print.

Oh, you've never been bored enough on a toilet. You will read everything in that battle magazine, right? Before iPhones, before iPhones, all we would do is read shampoo bottles on the toilet. Remember that? Yeah. It's like, all right, we're about all kinds of ingredients. I read all these magazines before. Let's see what's going on in this purel.

Oh, that's interesting, that 99% of me shit. Wait, oh, purel, yeah. Yeah. Don't even lie, y'all were watching porn from the beginning. Not on the toilet. I actually, my fantasy. I don't know what you're gonna be doing. All right, we didn't have televisions,

we still don't, my fantasy, my ultimate fantasy. You remember when we lived with the two unexpress, him and I would get high and talk about how we were going to build a super Nintendo into the toilet so that we could play a little super Nintendo while we were shitting. That was like a life goal. And you came up with this idea, high, you say. Yeah, but you know, some ideas you have high and then you think about the next day and you're like, you know what, that was a good idea.

Yeah, I know that's true, but that one maybe. I like it even better sober. Yeah, that's amazing. And we, I will always regret that we didn't, there's two things I'll always regret with him that in high school, we didn't buy a big orange van and put like, shag carpeting in it and lights and make it really obnoxious.

Out the shag and wagon. Mm-hmm. Well, yeah. You all didn't do that? No, we didn't do that. I feel like I could definitely have seen you as doing it. Yeah, see? So now we're, now we, now we look worse to you,

which is my nightmare. That I wish we had done and the toilet superintendent though, as the other bigger grette. Those two things, those are the big regrets of your life. Of my life. Yeah, that's incredible. Okay. I don't know. I mean, I, if you has another bigger grette. Those two things, those are the big regrets of your life. That's incredible. Okay, I mean, if you have any bigger grettes, 50% of me believes that.

I think about it a lot. I think about how nice it would have been to have that wagon. Yeah, yeah. That van already, you know. What you've done with it? Just probably just like drive around. Yeah. Would you have led the two on express drive?

Oh God, he can't drive. I don't want to, I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him. But he's five four. All right, so he's a little guy.

Look guys get shit on a lot, and he's one of them. But he would also simultaneously back his seat up as far as possible, as far as humanly possible. Yeah. And drive with the, like I would get into his car and have to move the seat forward. He would drive just with his toes, barely reach the fucking pedals. I think because he didn't want to look like he had to get up on the wheel. Just to himself.

Like that was purely for his own vanity. Right? Yeah. Yeah. You can't really tell that somebody's smushed up too far unless you sit with my mom and you sit with a straight back What do you have any big regrets in life? Not really any bad hair die jobs. Okay. Yeah, I cut my bangs this week A lot of chicks are going nutty and cutting their bangs.

No, I cut my own bangs, so here we are, and part of my hair, so. Okay. That was my biggest. What do you think about this haircut? Hold on, I wanna get your reaction on tape to this. She's thinking about, what do you think about this cut job? Oh, yeah.

Did you do that? It looks like it, right? No. No, some, a professional did this, didn't he? Really? Yeah. I mean, it's not, what were you, I mean, okay, what were you, what you were going for? I was going for a light trim on the

stress of my neck. Kind of on the side and then, yeah. I wasn't going for shaved head. No. I wasn't going for Robert De Niro and Taxi Driver. On that, was a thing, yeah, they could have, it's a little bit. You can't even, as well.

Was this thing? You can't even explain it because it's there's nothing you can't it's it's it's fucking inexplicable What would you think of a man will approach you looking like with this haircut? Well, I would ask how he got his hair to stand up like that. Okay. Yeah This okay, if it's just like that I wouldn't notice it. I would just save long hair Okay, so that's not bad and then later if later, so I just have to go like this, the whole for the rest of the quarantine to look gross. Yeah, that's terrible. Don't smash it down like that.

If you don't think Wednesday, Adam, this is a good look for me. It looks like you have a fucking, like a roof on your head or something like a really like a pinched. A steeple? Yeah, like a church. Yeah. Just smash it like that.

No, now it's coming back. Now it's coming back. Yeah, okay. You know, you could Now it's coming back. Yeah, there you go. You know, you could do space buns. What is a space buns? That's where you take part of your, like, it's like too old. Oh, like Princess Leia.

Kind of, but they're puffs instead of cinnamon rolls. They're buns. Okay. I always thought buns were the, was the Princess Leia thing. So I should do space buns. Oh, I mean, this? I know? Yeah, it's kind of like a... What you could do is have part of it down and do like, okay, look, I'll show you,

they could do like this. Okay. I see you have my hair too. You do part of it down like this. All right. And then you take a little bit of hair. All right, you just come in and let's do our hair together. That's all we don't need to use.

That's what I'm saying. So, and then you make puffs. And then it's like a thing. And then it's like that. Yeah, but you have to put like hair tie, like dance or something. I can't go mine. Hands up. Like you could do this. This.

But that would look good with the sides of my head shape. Yeah, because you could have some of it down. So then you wouldn't have so much on the sides and so much on the top. That's what, okay, well. Mine, yours looks great. And mine looks like garbage. Well, that's because I've done it before.

I'm a girl. See, this is why women are here. So she, you see, she should help you out with that. Well, she, she's one, the one responsible for this. It was her hairdresser who came over to fix her die job and then decided to enact a practical joke on me. You know, I have to say that's not her fault because my friend referred me to somebody

who came over to my house. How is that not her fault? It's a 100% her fault. That's how women think. Because I feel you, it's not, it's the hairdresser's fault. It's their fault. It's false advertising.

They said they could do what they couldn't do. Yeah. And this is what, let's take these out. You know, her and Purell, a couple of fucking liars. I'm gonna cut your hair for you, asterisk. It's, but you know, you have to watch out for those hair sets that'll come to your house. Well, how else am I supposed to get a cut now?

That's true. This was a one time thing. So the thing is, the good thing is that everyone is gonna have that 2020 haircut, 2020 quarantine haircut. The quarantine haircut. Whoever's all- The quarantine haircut. Whoever's really down to travel and do your hair is not qualified to do that. Wait a minute, what?

Whoa, she says it's like, I wanna hear this because this is a brand new, you've already developed this theory? I'll bet she's right, okay, let's hear it. But her diet job looks good, you didn't see it before. Okay, oh she's- My mind, I had a terrible experience. Well, the thing is, the person came over to my hair, did a't see it before. Okay, oh, excuse me. My, my, I had a terrible experience. Well, the thing is, the person came over to my hair,

did a great job cutting it. So good that I was like, okay, hey, do I do my, dye my hair. And he was like, yeah, for sure, came over. I said, I accidentally dyed it a couple colors in between before I came over, but it was not permanent. He came over to lift the color, completely bleached all of my hair and fried it in like two hours.

And then he told me, oh, will go, let's go like two hours. That's some of the bitch. Let's go kick his ass right now. That's what it will. Yeah, yeah. We'll take separate cars to keep the just one. We'll make this right for you. It's fine. It's fine.

But and so yeah, it was so bad fried on my hair and then he told me, don't worry, come by my school and I'll fix it later. Oh, fool me once. I'm going to try that. I graduated. That's great. Oh, that was at his school. No, he gave it to my house, but he told me to work there.

He was at school or that was his, he's training other people or he worked, he goes to school there. No, he goes to school, but he worked at a salon in Beverly Hills, told me that if he gets messed up, he can fix it there, but really he's an intern there.

And he, yeah. Oh no, I can't believe it. I can't believe it. They're not equipped. They're down to come to your house, and look more into it, because. They're looking for experience. If a man was telling that story, I would be believe it. They're not equipped. They're down to come to your house and look more into it. Because they're looking for experience. If a man was telling that story,

I would be bored out of my mind, but because it's a beautiful, okay, what's next? And because you understand it, because your hair is also. Yes. So, okay. Marijuana dispensaries are deemed essential in LA. I actually saw this about, yes.

Absolutely, I truly saw it. I was, oh, yesterday I saw a line around the fucking block. Yeah. It makes sense. A lot to say open during coronavirus order with California residents being asked to stay home to prevent the spread of coronavirus. Officials in Los Angeles are making sure

that marijuana is still available to the public. Thank God. I know. LA has cannabis dispensers with a medical cannabis license listed under essential infrastructure or healthcare operatives. That are exempt from closing. There are approximately 99,

wait, 995 cases in California and 19 deaths. The US has more than 13, 1300, wait, okay. Who was saying that you couldn't read? 13,634? I can't, you're bad. Listen, I have a quarantine. No, she can't share that. Listen, I have a court date. No, she can't share that.

That's the man. That's the man. The mouth part. I run it back right. Either way, that's a number. Number case says, and 258 deaths. Thank you. Nailed it.

Anyway, but that makes sense. Think about this. This is what we were thinking last time. OK. Is that the grocery stores are open and dispensaries are open. Right. So everyone's gonna blow all their money out.

It's a conspiracy. Yeah. Because they want obesity to be more of a thing. And then, Sean, more obesity. Sean thinks that nobody's got plans about anything. He thinks this is all for our health. It's just a fatten people up.

Cause everyone was getting so fit and even healthy. Or just did this thing. Our life expectancy has gone down the last two years, probably because of opi. Because people like you are so stressed about things that are basically just gonna work themselves out. Man, I'm relaxed. You're so stressed out.

I don't know, it felt so good. You're so fucking stressed. You've been stressed all day. It's like, Kramer telling me I'm stressed. Oh, upstressed. Carl Doe is here. Carl Doe, are you, can we talk to Carl Doe? Do you mind if we talk to Carl Doe for a moment?

The name like Carl Doe, it's gotta be good. Is this Carl Doe? Are you there? Hello? Yeah, Carl Doe. Do you have your video? Can you tell me where I can find it? I gotta load it up for everyone real quick.

Yeah, okay. One second, Yeah. Okay. One second. Okay. Okay. Well, so you were going to go to YouTube.com. Okay. And you will type my name, call. Okay.

One second. C-A-R-L. All right. All right. C-A-R-L. Okay. Got that. Yeah.. All right. C a R L. Okay. Yeah. Then you're going to head space. All right. I like an eye. Yeah. I I I I. Okay. All right.

Day, which one is which one is your favorite? Probably the one with 30,000 views on it. Okay. I mean, that's not my favorite. You're asking my favorite? Yes, yeah, which one's your favorite? My favorite stream that I've done? No, of your walking around.

Oh, there it is. Okay, I see it. I'm sorry. I only saw the ball as an end. There's thousands. thousands please stay back. All right, I'm playing it for every minute. Please stay back. So you dressed up in a hazmat suit and you're going

around New York. I don't know what that means. Throwing a hand sanitizer at people. No, no, no, no. Without the knowing? Well, no, you're talking to people trying to get them to use hand sanitizer. Excuse me. Of course. For public health.

Yes, absolutely. What has your experience been like helping these people? A positive. A positive confidence call with that private equity firm, but you're gonna have to get your hand out. Open your palm right real quick. There's a public health issue, okay? There's a matter of life and death.

This is funny. Fuck off. You fuck off, motherfucker. Peace of fucking shit. You'll fuck about the American public. You don't care about the health of people around you. I bet you ate at Chinese restaurants today. You ate at a Chinese restaurant today, huh?

Motherfucker. He's a fucking whine. I'm gonna fuck a twink. I bet when you strip naked, you look all nice and straight, right? Hard cocking everything, you motherfucker. You look all sexy with those oral baths. Get the fuck on out of here. Fuck you, fan.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. I'll Jesus Christ. Yeah. I don't think me. Okay. What else you got here? I'll bet a ton of people take the hand sanitizer. Do they? Carl Doe?

Arthur? Do they take the hand sanitizer? Can you please take some glass? No. Take off your sunglasses. No. Really? No, they don't.

They're worried about people hand, especially in New York City. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I see you going into a restaurant here. Did you do this for two and a half hours? No, longer. Oh, longer, I've done. Yeah. Coronavirus is right here.

What made you do this endeavor? I was saying. Just the magnitude of what's going on, I feel that the precautions are...the precautions I took were, you know, albeit highly extreme. I thought it was an appropriate response to what was going on. You're saving lives. Yeah, that's the point, isn't it? That's what he does. How many people do you think you could have?

I mean, go ahead. The fact is that... What a better approach exists. does a better approach exist? Yeah, well, that's getting out there right in the hands of the people. Yeah, that's making connections better. I'm sorry, you were saying? I'm watching this. Why does it look so?

Is that actually hand sanitizer in there? I see why people may be wary. Did you, did you just? It's a cloud. No, I mean, first off, the initial substance within the hand sanitizer bottle was hand sanitizer. Okay. It looks diluted. Okay.

So what happened was that I inevitably depleted the amount in my bottle. So I went to a Scientology clinic where they had a large dispenser, a full of hand sanitizer in it, and I refilled it with that. They're watering down hand sanitizer in it and I refilled it with that. Their watered down hand sanitizer. Wow. Yeah. So you're going around, do you?

That's what's going to ruin the reputation. It's a question usual. I don't know whether it's actual hand sanitizer. I think it may have been a substitute for soap, although I'm not sure. Yeah. Did you use any yourself? Yeah. No. No.

Not at all. No. So, do you, does the consistency feel like hand sanitizer at all? No. No. Okay. He didn't use any. He's going around.

He's not using any. So he can't tell if it's like evaporates. He can't tell if it evaporates like alcohol, right? Because you know when it, you can feel it. Would you consider yourself an expert on preparation for the virus, Carl? Yes. Okay, Sean, you're expert right here. Good.

Oh, this guy. Yeah, he's right. He's got, he's got. Where's this guy's taking it right now using Using it, not knowing that it is stolen, hand sanitizer, possibly not hand sanitizer at all. Right. That's the hand sanitizer. Could be, yeah, who knows what, I mean-

Who are some of the angry people you've encountered? People who don't wanna be saved, Carl Dowe, on this excursion. It's a varied group of people. Yeah. Yeah. What's been the most rounds? What's been the most negative I'm thinking. It was probably... Do you need a moment? Yeah, I'm thinking. Who was the most intense? They were all equally intense. Equally intense.

You know, actually, no. It was the tower. It was the home hotel attendant. Oh, yeah, you know, in the hotel, do you remember that mom or under the hotel? No. They're all taking all these checks or tickets. They had a bowl full of lollipops. Okay. As the, the attendant, whether there was a man by the name of some tame Wong The living there. Yeah, and

She was she she let me know that there wasn't anyone with a surname vlog in the hotel And I asked her if it's okay if I take a lollipop and I took the lollipop and then she asked me hey am I recording her? Yeah, and then I replied Yeah, your identity's been compromised. It's all over. It's just a, and then after that she began to pursue me. Okay. Oh, like in a sexual manner. Oh, she's trying chasing you. Oh, no, no, in a very violent, platonic way. Oh, no, so she was chasing me. I would have misread that. No sex in mind. No sex in mind. There was nothing sexual about this interaction. That's because you're smoke alarm beeping to tell you what's starting out of batteries right now. Is that what's happening?

That's correct. How long has it been doing that, Carldo? Days. Days? Maybe about two years at this point. Two, three years. More than once I have ripped a smokey tector off of the ceiling. Can you do me a favor after the show today and fix that for me so you're safe

and you can keep saving people's lives? Yeah. Get a carbon monoxide detector too. Cause you might have a leak. Yeah. Get a carbon monoxide detector too. As you might have a leak. Yeah. I will do that. Okay, thank you. I'll take care of it.

Have you encountered? No, you brought it to my tent. You brought it to my attention. I have to take care of it now. Yeah, you can act on it. It's being informed is, you know, part of the battle there. Did you, the first step.

Did you encounter any Chinese people or any, any, uh, any, did you encounter any racism on your, uh, on your quest? Racism? Yeah. What do you mean? Well, I don't know. He just said, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah.

Uh, people are saying that it's a racist to call the virus Chinese. Did you encounter any of that on either side in this adventure? I don't care what you call it. The fact is that you got to do what's right to save the lives of everybody. Citizen hero. You know, exactly. The Chinese, these people, they make great food. No, I like their parts of the town. When I go to Chinatown, I look around, I'm like, wow, look at, this is cool.

Yeah, right. It's cool. So I'm not a racist. So why do people think I'm, I mean, do you guys think I'm a racist than my, my racist person? No, you don't sound racist. For what I mean.

Have you been, no, have you been called a racist? I mean, listen, when you think of, when you see a chance on the street. Oh you know, like, no, I did not, I did not see that coming. It's a vow. I did not see that coming. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm really sorry. Can we take a step back from that?

Yeah, yeah, let's take a step back from that. Well, what do you, do you have any recommendations for people to keep themselves safe? Yeah. Yeah, what are they? Watch your hands. Okay.

No, like, there's so many things you can do. Right. You know, you can wash your hands. You can have, you can still talk to your Chinese friends. You can still talk to them. You can go on DM them on Twitter like,

K, what's up, man? Sorry, this is the only thing you're allowed to talk to your Chinese friends. This was such a long gone. You're still a huge tie. You can still have fun with everybody. You just can't, you know, transmit saliva or anything of that nature, right? With anyone? So just some, yes.

Yeah. It wasn't you, you should be, I mean, are you abstinent? It's not this difficult time. No, are you abstinent? Are you having sex every day, every two days? Multiple times a day. Yeah, you're probably late this time. It's a day.

Yeah, well, what else are you gonna do? Are you sure you're not mentally ill? I mean, that's maybe too much, even for a saved person. I'm not sure of that. No. I can only sure of that. No. I can only have sex once a day. I think that's a normal amount, but you're saying three times?

Two or three. Yeah. Is that not normal? I feel like hell in the middle. I feel like hell in the middle. I think maybe you should go see a psychologist. I don't know. What are they, what am I gonna fuck hell. What are they gonna do?

You've got you've fun the right one. That's probably a good doctor filled. Oh, you want to go to Dr. Phil? Maybe maybe I'll fix my real. Maybe he's not a real doctor. He's not a real doctor. Right. His given name is Dr. Yeah. Are you do you have any medical training? No, EMT anything like that? Game is dark. Yeah. Are you, do you have any medical training at all?

EMT, anything like that? He watched ER. I know that the experience that you've, I mean, what you see on YouTube with me in it, right? That's a demonstration of what I know. Mm-hmm. Hahaha. Can he come on every show?

Yeah. Just 10 minutes. All right, Carl, though. We could talk for a longer. I mean, and I too slow for your extremely high IQ audience. No, no, I think you just. I feel right. I feel like you're perfect.

I think you just right. I'll get, you know, sonic speed if they want, you know. No, no, don't, don't change yourself. Don't change yourself for at least of all us. Yeah. Yeah. I do plan to change myself anyway. I can't change myself.

I've tried so many things to change myself, you know. Like what? So many things. I don't know, like what, there was once more I tried to turn myself, you know? Like what? So many things. I don't know. There was once more I tried to turn myself gay by immersing myself in gay pornography, like immersing myself. So I went through like an isolation period for maybe about 72 hours where I sat in front of my mom that her and just consumed as much gay pornography as possible.

I didn't eat, I didn't drink anything, I didn't go to the bathroom really. I was just sending their consuming all this, trying to get gay. No, why? Why? Personal curiosity. Personal curiosity. Okay, just to see whether I have, just to see whether I can do it, you know. And what did you, what did you come, what conclusion did you come to?

Are you gay? I can't change. I can't change. I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. I can't change.

Yeah, I can't change. I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change.

Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. Yeah, I can't change. And that sounds like a challenge. Maybe men should subject themselves to this challenge and see. We like competition. Yeah. How long can you go? Can you go the whole way and then put it immediately posted to Facebook? So everyone knows that you've passed the challenge. You've changed like the ice bucket challenge. Yeah, it's going

to be it. We'll do it for AIDS. Yeah. Right. I watched three days of gay pornography for AIDS awareness. For AIDS. Yeah. I did it for AIDS. Yeah. It's not just a gay disease dick. Okay. Well, by the way, you're the dick on Dr. Phil, correct?

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know much about you, but honestly, I loved your appearance on there. It was cool. Well, thanks, man. It was fun. Do you think I'm a good guest?

Do you like me? Actually, I do. I think you're very funny and you're very committed to your comedy, which most people are not. Thank you so much. And also, if you do see some of my streams, I'm not proud of everything that I've ever done. I want to declare that.

That makes any sense because I'm well aware of all the obnoxious moments I've had in my stream. So I just wanted to absolve myself right now for anyone listening and seeing something that they don't necessarily like that I made. You know, like it's okay. I think people, we have a very forgiving audience. I think they'll forgive you.

You're on the cutting edge after all. You're bound to make some missteps. But I love what you're doing. Yeah, I am on the cutting edge. Yeah. I'm definitely cut. I'm all on the fringes right now, Tipeetope. I love that he just got into a full on verbal altercation with that guy sitting there on his

phone. No, the whole video is like that. Yeah. All right, Carl, down. Yeah, listen, I'm not, I'm a normal guy. I swear. Yeah. I'm normal, just like you.

I just like you. Where can people see your stats? Not normal. All I I on YouTube carl space I I I I I okay, channel call I I and then the first one was banned for hate speech. It's no longer available on YouTube. Well, that happens. I have a Twitter. Okay. That's Twitter.com for slash Carl Doe to. This is my username. Okay. What happened to this? Yeah. Well, we'll have a group band for hate speech. Okay. Okay. Okay. Carl Doe to. All right. So Instagram is what? There's Carl Doe to I should stop plugging my stuff. I know I'm sorry. What? No, you're fine. Did okay? Yeah, it's okay. Okay. I'll just do one more. Okay. All right. So it's Instagram

I N S T A G R A E M Instagram calm forward slash Carl do to let's see a R L D O, first one was banned for hate speech. Then there's Twitter. No, no, you did Twitter. This is gold. No, I did Twitter, yeah. Twitch. I imagine if the people look these up and they see that their band

maybe just changed the two to a three and you might be there. Was that TikTok? No, that's definitely, he's a good one. He's a good one. That was a gift from God. No, I can do,'s a dealing at me band. That was a gift. No, I could do I could no I could do tech if you guys want to.

Okay, listen, um, I'm trying out tech talk. It's not really working for me. Um, I mean, I got I got a bunch of followers. It's working out I guess to some extent. Um, you guys are on take talk, right? Uh, No, I don't know what TikTok is. You don't know what TikTok is? It's a vine, isn't it?

It's awesome. Funny, but they Dan lot of people from a lot of stuff. Oh, okay. TikTok is cool. All right, Carl. It's like, get back to saving the world. We've got to move on. Thank you for calling in.

I will do, I'm sorry about that. Bye bye. No, you're great. You're great. You're great. You're great. Thank you for doing what you do and thank you for calling in. I will do, I'm sorry about that. Bye bye. No, you're great. You're great. You're great. You're great. Thank you for doing what you do, and thank you for calling in. Okay, Ari, Ari.

Do you have more news for us? Do you have additional news? Let me see. Do you have the pigeon article? Can you read that one? I see the cruise ship one. It wasn't exposed. Oh, that's funny, too.

Can you do the cruise ship one, and then the pigeon, the pigeon one is right here. Okay, go ahead. At least 30 cruise ships are stranded at sea right now. Wow. There are thousands of cruise ships, passengers currently stranded on the high seas among 30 different ships that are all currently looking for sports that will accept their arrival,

amid a global shutdown of the cruise industry. On March 13th, the cruise line's international association made a decision to suspend operations from US sports ports for 30 days. You're stuck on a ship for 30 days? Yeah. I hate even extended vacation, but they run out of food.

That's fuck. Well, I think they're probably staking sin supplies out to them. I mean, how long vacation? It's like, surprise, 30 days. It's a long vacation. You're only on a cruise, like people. Yeah, once. They seem like hell to me.

It just seems like they're gonna be packed with people and I'd hate everyone on them. Yeah. It was pretty fun. I like bored getting away from them. But I honestly, I was on probation at the time and I had an ankle bracelet on. So I was excited to be anywhere. Damn, point. I think we need to back that up. But. Why I was on probation at the time and I had an ankle bracelet on. So I was excited to be anywhere at that point.

I think we needed to back out up. No, but. Why were you on probation? A DWI, two DWI. Two DWI. It was a long time ago. I was at school. Wow, nice.

I was 19. Anyway. You were 19. That's very unlucky, actually. Underage, DWI. How did you get caught twice in a DWI? Well, the first time I was asleep holding hash browns in my hand with my head on the wheel and my foot on the brake.

Holy shit. It wasn't even in part. I'm pretty sure that time for sure I got roofied. I just didn't know. And you got knocked in the window. The cop came over. The car was in drive. Was it engaged in gear?

Oh, man, that's rough. My roommate was in the front. I was trying to feed her hash runs, and we both passed out. We were roofied, I'm pretty sure we were roofied. That wasn't, it wasn't like, you know, on the second time was, Did you get tested for roofies?

No, because I didn't know what roofies were, and then later I looked back and I was like, oh, that for sure was. Cause that only been drinking for like 30 minutes, and tip it, like I used to be able to drink a lot. I don't drink now anymore, but I used to. Really? And so it was, yeah. And then, yeah.

Oh, well, okay. What about the second time? Was a month later, kinda? Ah! I'm moving again! Yeah! I'm moving again! It's a bit of time.

And I was texting and like, fighting with somebody about how I was fine to drive because I really was at the time, but I was underage. And so, I forgot about that part. So they swore, I swore, I was texting. And they pulled, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, drunk, nerd, and you had an ankle bracelet. Yeah, they put an ankle bracelet after the second one on it. On a cruise. Did you be dazzled at all or decorated at all?

No, I was scared that that was it. So I rocked it. Yeah. Were you allowed to be on the cruise? Was it like international waters? They can't track you with the ankle bracelet. It was not, no, it was, it was to make sure, they tested me to make sure I had an alcohol in my system.

So it didn't track you. The bracelet did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How it knows, like your sweat. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How it knows like your sweat? Mm-hmm. Oh my god. Yeah The technology exists. Oh, yes. I'm buying more guns today. Yeah, it's existed for a while. Oh my god Yeah, you know the Turner's gun store a next door to the pet co where we bought the hamster yesterday Wait, so do you have a hamster? Yeah, bitch. Of course. I have a hamster. Oh, is and it's living? It's right over there. I'm not in charge of it. Yeah. So it's still a lot. You've had it since yesterday. I give it 50, 50, whether it's still breathing.

Mm-hmm. It's not on me if it does. The Turner's next store to Petco looked like a dickhead meetup outside because they're not allowed to go in there. Yeah. A bunch of guys, a bunch of real hard living guns, a bunch of big boys out there. Three XL, minimum rocking some beards. That beards that on a skinnier man would look obscene. Would look like my troll doll here in the opposite direction, but these boys were lining up to buy ammo. I should have bought some. Anyway, okay, the pigeon article.

Yeah. Yeah, I should have bought some. Anyway, okay, the pigeon article. Yeah. It is written in a dialect that is meant for Caribbean people. I don't really know. I didn't understand the explanation. Yeah, well, you get this to somebody who already is having a trouble reading.

Well, some people really excel with it, actually, because it's surprising. Maybe it'll be more natural for you, because it is fanatic. For those, pull a mic over, pull a mic over closer, would you? For those way, don't get the disease or they come from places where patients weigh, get the coronavirus plenty, the professional advice, not to self isolate, but you, SAP, B-WET, and self isolate me and how to do M. De-general medical advice,

be say, if you suspect, say you get coronavirus, don't day we have plenty cases of de virus been there. Then you see, then you need to self isolate. Don't day way. Don't yeah, don't day way there are plenty of cases. Okay.

Who day more risk? Who day for more risk? Older people plus those way been medical conditions before like diabetes and heart disease. Okay yeah see Sean and deheart doctor into that and see your heart hysteria and to your and to your outrageous hysteria hysteria. Day for more risk today seriously sick with de virus. Yeah. Health workers, we day care for person, we day sick with COVID 19 disease day for higher risk and must protect themselves with de correct infection

prevention. Hmm. Some words you can't pigeonize. I guess that's disappointing though. Yeah. Huh. Infection. All right. Is that the end of that? Yeah. Healthcare workers, way to do. All right. Thank you. Thank you, Ari. Do you want to hang out while I bring Frederick in? Check. Okay.

Let's see where is he. I got Josh in here too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's critical. Thank you very much. You did better than me with, I can't do without sounding like Miss Cleo. Frederick, you there? Yes, I can't do without sounding like Ms. Cleo. Fredrick, you there?

Yes, I am. How are you doing, man? All right, doing all right. You do all right, consider. Yeah, this must be especially rough for you. Yeah, so Fredrick is the correct, correct any of this, if it's wrong, you're the creator of 8chan. You, and you have brittle bone disease. Oh shit. So thing is life is already rough for you. And you're very, I've read some of your quotes today and you know, I've read them here and again,

you're, you don't pull any punches with talking about how tough your life is, how hard your life is with the brittle, brittle bone disease. This must make it so much harder. Yeah. brittle bone disease, this must make it so much harder, yeah? Sure, I mean, you know, my personal lifestyle apart a few weeks before the whole world at large fell apart. So I had to leave a lot of the country I was living in for six years. Fortunately, things fell apart, you know, a few weeks before because had they fell in the park like now, I wouldn't have been able to leave the country. So that's one good way to look at it.

Is that your, is that the cyber libel that you're talking about? Yeah, you had to leave. That's what I'm talking about. Can you tell us the story about that? Because not everybody's familiar with it. Sure, no problem. So I created it, Shannon 2013. I operated it for the year of 2014.

Jim Watkins took it over. Well, he took it over on stages, but he was fully in control by January 2015. And by April of 2016, I was out. And then in 2018, I was totally out of his company. There were three match shootings related to H.M. and I felt that they were just operating it in extremely bad shape. 18 hours total, we had this company. There were three mass shootings related to H&M, and I felt that they were just operating in extremely bad faith. Forch-Dan has a lot more popular, has a lot more users,

but for some reason they weren't attracting the same level of mass shooter manifestos and gooey over mass shootings that H&M was. So I felt that Jim is an asshole who doesn't manage a Chan well. He was there were always things that he could have done that he wasn't doing. So like what? You know, I've had a bunch of shit in the media and a little a bunch of tweets thousands of them at this point. So his lawyers went through all my tweets and they created this kind of bullshit legal argument that because I theorized that

he was senile, this is a liable because senile is a medical condition. They said that like I was diagnosing him with all time or certain measure. My side of ledges that that's not what senile means. But you know, my lawyer told me that my lawyer told me who by the way has like 20 years of experience in the Philippine justice system. Yeah. Well, maybe the Philippine injustice system. But anyway, you know, he has a lot of experience in the system and he told me that money was

paid probably to the prosecutor to get the case filed. So given that Jim is a millionaire, he doesn't only own 8chan, he owns Japanese websites as well. Really? Which generate all of his income. Yeah. He owns a site that's similar to 8chan mix at a lot more popular. What does that say? I have one at two channel. Two channel at five channel now. Yeah. But that's a bullshit bullshit rename. They still on the original demand. They did that to screw the original owner out of it.

Kind of a similar situation to me. They've done it multiple times to multiple people. They've all been taking things over. So anyway, that's like, I knew you got hit with the cyber libel thing, but I just assumed it was a joke. I didn't know that somebody was potentially bribing Philippines.

That's just a curious thing. My words of the case have never seen a page move this fast. Especially with the kind of charges because the only charge is that I called in C and I on that slide. And that's absurd. Like it's just an insult.

It's obviously an insult. I mean, you're not a doctor, right? You know? Exactly. Yeah, it's just an experience. I mean, you're not a doctor. Right. You know, exactly. Yeah, it's just an Experience, but we argued all that. But the thing is the Philippines doesn't have juries. So it's just a single judge that would decide. Yeah, and the jail sentences between six and 12 years were you a dying as a foreigner. I am not able to be bailed either. I can get bailed as prison, but not at a immigration detention. My lawyer told me it was extremely likely that Jim would have tried to get me put in immigration

detention. After all, the warrant was issued also to the immigration service, and they tend to contain any foreigner that they can. You know? Yeah. I mean, it's your detention for you for someone with your condition. You're looking at like a serious risk of death, right? I pulled up your...

Sure, that's what I told my students, even before the coronavirus, that I was most likely die in detention or prison. Because the Philippine detention center is just a huge room. There's no cell. Yeah. Like it's just a huge room with 300 people in it. And you are, I mean, you're a little guy, like you're, you're, you're in a chair. You're very small.

What are the, what are the, what are the no nurses and immigration detention? Oh my God. Yeah, you're just fucking horrible. It's like, it's like fucking funterdome. Like this is real fucking rough for this guy. Well, all over being called senile. I know that was the only thing I could say. That's fucking outrageous.

Senile. Yeah. Yeah. In this case, I was still in the beginning stages. I was invited to go to one of the biggest opposition newspapers in the Philippines. They call it rap work. It's kind of like, it's not really like Buzzfeed, it's more like kind of like the verge or something like that.

Right. Maybe outline. It's just an online publication, but they have been very gone after by the detective administration. And I was, you know, every new cyber-level case, they're really on top of it to try to, you know, because it affects them, because they're owners being sued for cyber-level. And they told me, you know, that this case is really going to set a precedent, because their cyber-level case was about one of their journalists calling somebody a drug lord. And, you know, that's a lot more serious of an accusation. Yeah. And it's like going through now. No one calls someone a drug lord if they you know, that's a lot more serious of an accusation. Yeah. And it's like going senile. No one calls someone a drug lord if they think they're a jerk either. Like

you say, you've got this like interchangeable with stupid is senile. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, they told me and it's really, it's really disappointing that Jim Watkins is action here. If he succeeds and it becomes case law, which is pretty likely to happen because I'm not in the country. You know, it can, oh my come binding precedent in Chilapeno courts, and they can refer to that case and they can say, well, you know, rapper and people versus Brandon. He calls somebody else, you know, and that was enough. So why should we let you off the hook? Well, we had this so Maddodox has lost it against me. Cuck is because we as well as stereo's calling him a cuck, but I was on that too.

He sued that was the that was the main reason. Well, not the main the main reason the main reason he sued me is because I was six to three times a day. We have a similar kind of feud with somebody who is very suppy. Why is he so hard up on you? Jim Watkins, why does he hate you so much? I know why Maddox hates me. But why does

you want to take me so much? Yeah. Because I'm one of his most effective critics. I got a lot of changes. I had jam that they didn't want to do. Yeah. My statements in the media, you know, I got them to change the rules. I got them to limit the amount of boards. I got a lot of changes at HM that they don't want to do. Yeah. My statements in the media, you know, I got them to change the rules, I got them to limit the amount of boards. I got them to kind of move things in my favor, which they don't want to do.

Yeah. I was able to, you know, contact hosting stuff to keep them down for a few months. For a few months. So they had to pay for more expensive hosting. Okay. So I would just hand out an extremely effective foreign side. You contacted hosting tonight. It was illegal.

So he had to come up with this bullshit case. Yeah, I mean, that's the trouble with keeping things legal as it gets, it could still kill you. That country, that country, especially, how much is this costing you this loss? So you, you, you contacted host to try to get his site taken down? Oh, correct. That was quite a few months ago. And obviously, you know, it didn't work in a long run. It worked for a couple of months or so.

But why did you do that? I mean, I got to ask why I did that. Yeah. Why did I do that? Because I just felt that he runs a channel like into the ground. I think he's a terrible admin. I think that the way he runs a Chan like into the ground. I think he's a terrible admin. I think that the way he runs a Chan,

especially before it was extremely countless. And, you know, I think ultimately, everything kind of worked out because he made change after change after change to make it more palatable to host until he was able to find one, that kind of came back in the fold. He's been hosted the Russia right now, ironically.

And that's where all the Q-drops go, so they go through a Russian server. But yeah, I just didn't want his match units constantly intruding on my life, and I think I was successful in causing them not to. I even got them to change their name. So you think that H&N encourages mass shootings, and that's you were... I think that it did at the time. Obviously, now we can see that they've kind of, I guess, moderated there. Their site a little bit better.

Of course, with the current crisis, we can't. Obviously, there's not going to be a mass shooting when the way so sorry. But yeah, in the months, in the middle of the family, you know, they removed a lot of the boards. They started like, for example, when the crash or shooting happened, they didn't delete the original threat. There were eight, went to 750 posts and then that was like the maximum. So they had like quite a few hours there, you know, even delete the original threat of the massure which they didn't do. But now, you know, they've started deleting it, you know, I would just say that, you know, it's kind of like a back and forth to create, you know, a better insight in the middle because as

I'm not involved with them anymore, you know, I can really do this criticize them and hope that. Yeah. I guess from from my side, I hear about contacting hosts to remove content. And I know that I'm next. I mean, people fucking I might men and women got taken, got complained to so many hosts. They got bumped around. If I didn't happen to know somebody who ran a host at the time, I would, it would be

gone. I would just be a programmer. Yeah. Were you the programmer in the floor? Yeah, I was a programmer. I was, I'm still a programmer, but yeah, yeah, I was a programmer then. I just, I started met her by the women because we were having an offensive domain buying contest at the start-up that I worked for.

It was, when domains went from being like 80 bucks to 15 bucks, we just got, we were stupid kids 19. So we all bought, throwing your money around on domain names on 15 bucks a while time. Shit face driving around. That's what you do when you're 19. So I bought that one and then later on, I had to throw up WordPress to demonstrate it for a client and I put it to demonstrate it for a client. I put it on that domain as a joke.

And then you thought you would have reached out to many people and might find contacting close and unpolitical tactics. Even I find it that way. But I would say that there are some circumstances where it's legitimate. And I would also say that if it works at all, it's evidence that they shouldn't even be using that host because they were under an extraordinary amount of pressure. I know that I wasn't the only one emailing. So, you know, I kind of feel like they had to.

Like what I was doing was perhaps speeding up the process and getting them to make more changes, but it would have happened eventually, even without me. Yeah. You know, a lot of people said to me at the time that I was doing like three penetration testing, which in a way I kind of was. What penetrations, John's looking confused

is like when you try to show how a site's vulnerable by penetrating it to show the weaknesses you can fix them. What were you thinking of? Oh, I just saw you had it. Okay. A by the way, I think it's completely wrong in the chronicles. Are you think I'm wrong? Yes.

Well, I mean, I know. A lot of people think I'm wrong. I'm willing to, I was not, I was not going to weigh in at all when it was being built up as deadly, a deadly plague. I was watching Medicare streams. I was right there saying, guys, we got to take this seriously. This is a big deal. But the second, the second that the government decided I can't gather peacefully, I am 100% pro virus. Well, I mean, they really make that decision. You should have made that decision on your own.

I mean, you could have just delayed your event and you probably will still hold it. Well, yeah, but I mean, it was still hold it in a few months. That's fine. I was back to your position on that. But we want to vary someone now. Yeah, but I just am not afraid of it at all. Not afraid of getting it at all. I think in the end, the death rate for healthy people under 60 is probably going to be equal

to the H1N1. Like I don't buy. What was it? What was it? Or even the flu? I think it's like 0.05% or something like that. It's like 0.01%. Yeah, I think it will be.

Well, the thing that we have no immunity to it, like nobody has any immunity to it because it's a new virus, it's not related to the flu. The coronavirus is not in the flu family. No, I know it's a coronavirus. It's in the H family. No, I know it's coronavirus. It's in the H1N1 family though. It kills 1% of Americans, that's like 3 million people. And in 2017, of the top 10 causes of debt, 2 million people died.

So I mean, it could kill the same amount of people as died of obesity, cancer, or whatever, in a few months, in what happened in a year in 2017, it could kill more than that. And that's if it's 1%, if it's actually 2 or 3. And a lot of Americans are extremely unhealthy too. I mean, my own situation, obviously, I have a pre-existing condition. Yeah. Why? I mean, there's no doubting that I'm obese, like every, you know, so that's another preexisting condition. Luckily, I don't need a CPAP machine, and I don't think I have any, one problems, but

I mean, most fat people have obesity, hyperventilation syndrome. They just don't realize it, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's just a consequence of being a fat ass. The funny thing is, is they're not going to the gym after this is over, and their fatness could have killed him with a virus Like so, I mean, I don't know for I obviously When I went to LA, I thought I would actually lose weight before this virus. Yeah, I'm thinking oh, I'll be up more I'll be out and about and now it's like I'm just at home every day

Terrified and virus. We're going insane. Can you walk around? I? Can't know no, no, I can't know. No. No. I don't think it's going, I'm hearing what everybody's saying about how 1% to percent. Yeah, I understand that. And that's a lot of people to die in a few months. Well, it's also not what reality yet. Like anytime you say this could happen, that's just where I stop.

I don't think, I think the reason that all the old people are still going out and not, and seemingly just acting so irresponsible is because they, I mean, okay, it's spreading there like crazy. Yeah, but they also had hug a Chinese person day. They imported people from Wuhan directly and had hug a Chinese person day to fight racism. I didn't read that they also did. They're like the first of February. They're pretty chugging their tongues down each other's throat. What's that, Frederick?

You can't have the courts look close in that way, but as a Friday, they were not. There were still arrangements and sentence things. I don't know if I don't know anything about the ports. That was Ari's fault. If she's short no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, are raining, they were still sentencing. I didn't know that. They had like a lie-soled wife and the judge was wearing a mask. But I mean, the courts are still open. They could close. I mean, hey, this Corpus was suspended during the Civil War. It could happen again. I disagree with a lot of decisions that were made in the Civil War, including the Civil War itself. They should have just let... I don't think, I mean, it's all the things. It's better at that.

No, taking the side of liberty always means, to always means being against the greater good, always. So no matter what I say, no matter what position I have, pro liberty, it will necessarily be against the greater good. But what about collective freedom? Like you're only thinking about individual freedom yes yes you got it you didn't have some kind of freedom to uh well you i mean yeah you have that's what code for that's why we arrest that we have crimes for that that's like the nature of justice is the collective freedom requires us to incarcerate you for such and such a many times.

Sometimes not all crimes are available. Like you have a right to a trial, but the judge can issue all kinds of things to keep you in prison, even a contempt order, a temporary restraining order. I mean, in a court case, one side is always, you know, prejudice until the case is so hard, getting in versus way, right? Like, you guys, I wasn't gay until the side of innocence, this is, we're prejudiced toward the side of innocence, which is not what

all things are looking right now. Here's for Supreme Court case to resolve itself. Yeah. And if you had a misdiol, you're going to be in jail until the cases result. And what you're saying, you know,

you don't have the right to do, like, I think that's really hypothetical. And obviously if the government hasn't wronged you, you don't have a right to a casing core. So if you would have gathered, right, you could have sued potentially. And that would have worked to create a system.

I have a friend who works for an occupational licensing company. Their company is forcibly shut down by the government. Their company is out, I think it's 800,000 a week or not, a million a week, let's say, all of the students who are coming in to get their occupational license are now asking for refunds. So they don't know. The not only is the entire school shut down indefinitely, but it's also being milked for money by people who paid for services. They are now legally prevented from rendering. There is no possible way to make that up for them. There is no possible way to compensate my friend, the people who paid for this service and the company itself for what the government is doing to them,

like pretending. But this is an emergency situation. It's like they're always one and two. They had to limit the amount of resources that were used for certain things. They had to limit the freedom of the Japanese during World War II too. For the name and certain things were not even allowed to be produced during World War II because the steel was needed for munitions. What was it needed to do with the government decided they wanted to go to war so now you're making what we say. Like did I need to make a unit?

I didn't need that. Like assuming that because we're at war, we need to be at war is not the position of someone who believes in liberty. It's a position of someone who believes in the greater good, which I just fundamentally do not. But I mean, you're not. The state does not have the right to enter into war. You have to prove it to me. You have to prove it to me that what they're doing is not an incredible violation of somebody's rights.

Okay. The collective elected a government which went to war. There are four wartime powers were enacted. Yeah. I think it's pretty simple to understand. It's legal. I mean, yeah, it's, I mean, why should they, why are you so special that they should say, okay, Dick, Master's in, or do you want to go to work? I mean, the collective

is already going to be up. Actually, they don't have to ask. They could just draft me. So, they even, they took that away from me. You're not the right not to be drafted. That's exactly correct. Yeah. So, I mean, I think you have an idea of this kind of individual freedom, which never really existed. Well, that's what I'm saying. If you got, if no one is fighting for it, they'll just take everything else. Like, I understand that they're, I understand the limits of people's personal freedoms as we have them now.

I understand that our email is wide, that the NSA is spying on everything that we do. I understand that licensing and districting requires that you are only allowed to sell things, we're only allowed to engage in commerce in certain places. The taxation code guarantees that you're committing a certain amount of your year to slavery,

but at least last week, I could go outside and meet with more than nine people. And that has now been taken away. I think that I keep hearing you say that we're in an emergency and all this stuff, but the what makes an emergency is not is not definiantable is not been defined in any possible way other than I'm afraid this many people are going to die and that is an unacceptable way to define emergency for me. It's had emergency powers in Rome and to Greece. You know this is a really old concept. So. So it's like you're in. I understand what you're saying. Yeah. But I'm also, you know, how can you even define correctly emergency? I think most of us would agree that this is an emergent situation.

You know, if this were to continue for many, many months, I would probably agree with you. And I would say that, you know, we should be able to, we should just do my phone forever. If this continues for many months, you're going to be dealing with a whole different kind of mob than you are. If, with 20% 30% of America out of work, you're going to be dealing with guys who have guns who are not as nice as the cops. So I don't really see that as an option. You know what I mean?

You think that they're going to enact some UBI, isn't that what they're planning? So you want to live in like mega city one where everybody gets some creds every month that they have to spend. If you suspend the economy, the money that already doesn't mean anything means even less. Like there is no, if people are not allowed to participate in commerce and risk and make us and do things that are risky that they get to self-assess as risky. You are not, it's not that you're costing them money, you're disintegrating the future

of an entire generation by, of millions of people by doing this, the families that they would start, they won't do, the decisions that they would make, they're not going to do. You are robbing their entire future to save a temporary. It's really just temporary. It's not temporary. You're changing the course of people's lives. It's just a few months. Obviously, it's hard on everybody right now, especially those that can't work from home.

But it's really a few months period. you know eighty percent of america's paycheck to paycheck there are parents who can't feed their fucking kids gonna be given out that's why the government is planning to do that how how how are you going to how are you going to how are you going to how are you going to replace a system of people freely exchanging goods with credit currency? They're going to have their own currency. They will debase the currency. They will debase the currency. They are planning to make a $1 trillion platinum coin in the treasury.

So, no taxes are going to be raised. They are literally just going to do base the currency. The currency will become worth a little bit less for everybody. That will affect the rich the most. And then you'll be, I will be giving out hopefully for only two weeks. And then we're just going to kick start the economy again, right? Everybody gets their jobs back, we're just going to do a do-over, rest like a low-to-save game.

That's just not how it works. People have to make real decisions right now that will permanently affect their lives. And it will be for the worst in every case because they were forced to do it. They're like, it might be like 1% worse but as soon as everything reopens you can get a job. I mean, I really, I really don't see it. I would love I would love for you to look someone who got their job taken from them in the face or who's been looking for a long time and is out of work or feeding kids and just tell them, well, your life's only 1% worse. You're life is only 1% worse, especially if you get you be either would be equal to what

you are getting when you were working. You know, hopefully the Congress will not be paralyzed and they'll be able to do that. It's a basic of the current. If Congress comes through for us again, like they always do, Congress always, they always are there to help us out, right? Yeah, I don't have too much faith in Congress either. I agree with you there, but I also understand that everybody should stay at home to try to slow down the spread of this virus because when I said in the beginning, the two million

people died at the time, they caused us a death in 2017. Right. Right. Everybody is still dying of those causes right now. Right. So when you add another three million, they're not actually driving deaths or way down because nobody's driving. Yeah.

Okay, but the top one was heart disease cancer. Yeah. Yeah. Like suicide is like the number of cancer. Yeah. So and I think suicides are likely to increase. Anyway, those deaths are also going to keep happening. So people are going to still need treatment for their cancer and their heart disease.

On top of all these coronavirus cases, so they do need to slow it down. I mean, unless you just want a massive wave of death of everybody that you think is, you know, not worthy of whatever this little debasement of the currency. Yes, that's what he wants. Yeah, that is what I want. Team viruses. That's what you want, right? That's what he wants.

There's going to be a quick peak. And then everybody who you know, is it worth it? I mean, off. There is every when the flu comes out. Right. Are we shutting down? Are we going to be shutting down the economy for the flu next year? It causes like 1% of people to die in a month. Yeah. Give me the number. I want the exact number of people that might have to be killed for us to shut down the entire, for us to inconvenience even one, for us to take the civil rights away from one person.

Well, it's clear that 866,342. Exactly. If this, the worst thing is, if it comes out to the death rate on this, is comparable to a regular coronavirus or even the flu, fucking no one is gonna go, no one is gonna come to my house and say, you know what, sorry.

Turned out, you know, turned out you were right. Turned out maybe it wasn't this big thing. It wasn't a real number of the coronavirus is higher than H1N1. Oh, I hear the numbers. I see a lot of graphs that look like hockey sticks. I understand the nature of an exponential growth, even though the people that are telling me about it,

I fucking know for a fact do not understand the nature of exponential growth. Okay, but these same people were in control during the Obama years. Yeah. They were the ones making the decisions too. Like the CDC still has a lot of the same people in it. So they made the right call during the same thing. They made the right decision on H1N1. There is no scenario where the right decision is to remove someone's civil rights without

due process. There is no scenario. It's the same thing I told Medi-Ker, there is no scenario in which- It's a problem. It is not being removed. It is a temporary death. You can't do business. You're showing a few months.

And I might even go to it. It is a temporary business. You can't do business. You're showing a few months. And I might even go to it. I live in LA now. Well, you're living in North Hollywood. If I haven't died of coronavirus, I will try to go. You live where Sean and I used to live. He lives in North Hollywood. Yeah.

Yes. Well, I understand what you're saying. I hope you understand where I'm coming from because there's a lot of people who can't click you. No, I really do. I understand. I get where you're coming from too. obviously I'm more scared of it do my vulnerable position yeah yeah like obviously you admitted earlier that you're arguing from kind

of emotional place because your show was canceled and that was a joke that I also well I don't think it was a joke but you know no I'm insane when it comes to when I'm insane when it comes to civil rights. I really am. I'm I feel I feel depressed about this and angry in a way that I've never felt before. Huh. You could file a lawsuit and they'll probably pay you out in a few months. I mean, maybe. Yeah, I mean, that's why it's not my word. Exploring

your heart. The hearts were open on Friday. They'll probably be open on Monday. So I got a question for you. Let's why it's not going to work. I mean, the hearts were open on Friday. They'll probably be open on Monday. So I got a question for you. Let's say, except for you work out of the home. Yeah, let's say, let's say the herd immunity that students that kids would usually develop around something

like this, because kids aren't at risk for this for a carol. They do the best. It seems like. Yeah. So let's say that if kids had been allowed to keep going to school and developed a herd immunity, that would help them now that that has been forced to change by the

government let's say one of those kids now does not benefit from that herd immunity and dies from the same exact virus that they would have survived before. What do you say to them? Well I just don't understand what the difference is if they get a later former. But does that have any doctors said that if they get it in school they're more any doctor said that if they get it in school, they're more likely to survive than if they get it at home? I just want to know the justification for killing, for deciding to intervene and killing someone else to prevent someone else from dying. Like it's the nature of morality in Germany.

I understand how the timing of getting the coronavirus, unless you're thinking that by delaying it will mutate, but it will probably mutate anyway during the 1917-18 pandemic. Okay, let's say somebody dies of suicide or hunger, a job loss. They lose their health insurance because their job got canceled. They can't go to the doctor to get a cancer screening that would have saved their life. The diet cancer. How do you look at that guy and say, you know what, we had to kill you because we were afraid

somebody else was going to die. I want to hear the word up. I'm going to drop down. That's the fault of Congress for not being able to pass an effective package. So that's what you tell his wife. It's Congress's fault. Yes. I mean, it's like, it's like a true, the truth is not always palatable, but it is Congress's fault. No, it's not.

It's the, okay, okay, it is Congress's fault, it's not it's the okay okay it is congresses but it's also the lock down yes it is it's the fault of everybody cheering for the fucking lock down and with the reason of well you know yeah so some other people died instead of the ones we thought were gonna die too bad like that's the reality of it you're picking who gets to live and die it is i think it's a fundamentally immoral position that also runs against that runs against everything the country's found it upon well i think that people are more likely to be able to survive like the depression that will come as a result of having to stay at home

yeah the problem of iris i mean i think when you start talking about people in terms of numbers you're about to start making some bad decisions like percentages of people are going to die in this many people are going to die, so we're going to do this. You start making some real bad calls.

Would you be okay with there being like a massive peak and then it being overgating that that's what needs to happen? No, I think people needed to start washing their hands and not putting everything in their mouth that fit, which they did before this. I think people need to start fucking working out instead of getting on ss r i's i think people need to start looking out for themselves and not uh... not saying not finding their lyric in their nearest represent the government saying fucking quarantine me daddy i think that everybody needs an exponential growth of personal

responsibility in self care uh... you know i i will actually say one thing to you. Definitely, I would say that the balance of being unhealthy is kind of really change. Because for a lot of people, they know that they're fat, they know that they have diabetes, high blood pressure, or whatever, but they don't see this as affecting them until they're old. I know a lot of people around my age 26, who are fat people,, a lot of Americans are fat, 42%. So, it's just not, we see it as something, well, yeah, I'll probably die in my six days

instead of my eighties. What the fuck is that? This has kind of recalibrated everybody's idea of why your health actually matters when you're young. I just think it could have a positive impact in that regard. If one person loses weight because of this, I'll be fucking shocked. I think I'm going to have to listen to smokers telling me what I need to do to. Do we shop?

Yeah. I'll be fucking shocked. I'm crying, so let's be. I'm here for you. I want you to lose weight. Anything I can do to help you out, Frederick. Let me know. Thank you.

I mean, obviously it's not easy for me because I'm in a wheelchair, but I definitely could do with eating less. So. All right, this is how long is the show going on so far? We're about to 15. Let me bring Josh on. Do you want to talk to, do you want to talk to Noel, Frederick?

You wanted to call him Josh. Josh. All right, cool. I never know if people are going to despise each other. Oh, yeah. No, no, you wanted to call in to our team. Yeah, I got it. Absolutely. Cool. I never know if people are gonna despise each other. Oh yeah. No, no. We have the numbers. We have the numbers.

Very nice. Let me know if you need to go to it. You're very generous to stay here with us. Thank you. Listen to these ridiculous arguments. I have no idea. No idea. It would get into this.

This is fascinating to me though. No, I like talking to intelligent people about these quantities, especially because they don't seem like quantities to me, but as we move into a world where decisions are made more by artificial intelligence and systems that rely on data, the things that we're talking about right now are going to have massive repercussions because the people programming, those artificial and artificial intelligent machines, like the software that makes these decisions, they are going to have to make real calls about deciding who, about intervening

in cases of life or death. So certainly a new era. I think that the shock that this is done to the economy is gonna speed up automation like nothing before because it's gonna recalibrate everybody in business's idea, whether or not it's worth it to automate a process. Yeah, before I think that we'll get to. What's up just missing the whole point of the quarantine though.

Okay, what is that? The virus is so pervasive and infectious that everyone will get it. You'll very likely contract coronavirus in your lifetime. Right. The whole point of the quarantine is to reduce the amount of people getting sick at once so that hospitals can handle the number of people. Yeah, this is what I said. This is what I said.

This is data that you guys believe. I just want to say that upfront, this is data that's being called from foreign sources. No. From experts and fields, I don't believe the data for the most part. Okay, my thing is, I think if you want to expose yourself to increase risk to the virus, you should be allowed to do so. But I don't think that you should be guaranteed medical treatment. If you get sick

and you have no coverage in your completely direct class, it's like, I don't know if we should be required to take you in and treat you at the cost of the government. Because let me give you an allegory. When I was in Australia, I was very shocked to see that cigarette packaging was by law mandated to be completely black and hidden behind the table. And on top of that, they replaced the name. It wasn't like the Nalboro logo on top of the black box. Even the font was very long. Like the default Microsoft Office font from Nalboro. And just seeing the font change was very interesting because I know that they were very intentionally

removing the branding of the cigarettes so that it wouldn't cause that, you know, that, that recommendation. And so in the reason why Australia feels compelled to do this whereas many countries don't, such as Ukraine and Serbia, is that Australia has socialized medicine. So people smoking is a financial detriment to the state.

So the state used the monopoly of force to require the packaging to be as unattractive as possible so that people don't smoke and don't cost the money. And it's the same thing in the US. All the hospitals are required. It's not the exact same thing, but for the poor, for the elderly. For the elderly?

I just looked at it. It's all medical, not aerial. Okay. Thank you. It's all medical, it's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical.

It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical.

It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. It's all medical. I bet if we switched cameras, it would look exactly the same too. I don't think so. I would like to think that we look as good as her on that camera alone. I'm happy. Well, let's not test it then. No, no, no, we just, we'll just know.

Okay, I'm sorry, Josh keep going. How could you fuck up health? I'm sorry, Josh. I'm sorry, Josh keep going. How could you fuck up health? I'm sorry, Josh keep going. How could you fuck up health? I'm sorry, Josh keep going.

How could you fuck up health? I'm sorry, Josh keep going. How could you fuck up health? I'm sorry, Josh keep going. I'm sorry, Josh keep going. How could you fuck up health? I'm sorry, Josh keep going. How could you fuck up health? I'm sorry, Josh keep going. How could you fuck up health? covered by Medicare and Medicaid. And those are the people that would go into the hospital. The entire point of the quarantine is reduced the expenses of the state. And the printing and the coverage of all the people and stuff that just fluff to keep it

so that they're paying taxes in the future. And nobody, there's only so much. So what are you saying? If somebody goes against the quarantine and essentially that they should be basically branded as bottom of the queue, is that what you're saying? I'm saying that the government had two options here. They could have either completely abolished Medicare and Medicaid at the one of the queue. Is that what you're saying? I'm saying that the government had two options here. They could have either completely abolished

Medicare and Medicaid at the one set of this instead of you get sick from coronavirus, we're not paying for it. Or they could have gone the other way and done what they did. And they did what they did because of the panic. I think that Trump was slow because he correctly recognized that it doesn't really matter

and everyone's gonna get sick. But then pivoted on it because he realized that it was a very negatively perceived idea to let people drop. And it's entirely political, which is why the whole thing of the great picture, people elected the Congress who decided to go to war. It's like, well, that's not even really that true, because

FDR desperately wanted war with Japan and Germany. And over the course of his administration, antagonize Japan to the point where they thought if we don't disable the Pacific fleet and why we will be completely destroyed by the United States Navy. That's why they take Pearl Hurr. Yeah, well, yeah, he, FDR got his fucking war. It had nothing to do with the input of the people who elected them. So even that, that's not really, I don't find that okay. But they still elected him

and he had the legal authority to do that under the Constitution. So technically they elected Hitler, right? Yes, that's correct. Yeah, also elected Hitler. As what was he, he wasn't, he wasn't chancellor though, right? He once he got in, they thought they could control him

and then he got, he just forced that what's that? The last re now. That was his job. Yeah. Yeah. That was what it was called. The last re now. But yes, he was elected or a chancellor, whatever allowed him. Now we're getting into questions of whether democracy itself is flawed.

Oh, yes. Guys, we've done it. We've figured it out. Democracy itself is a question. Next issue. There is no God. Yeah, for sure. I agree.

The art of our generation, the people born in the 90s and 2000s, we're going to have to find out in the next 10, 20 years if we want to remain democratic because that is the question that you know, it's very tempting to me looking at how China has handled this crisis. I'm sorry. Poor Ari wants to kill her. Say no. Ari, this is a worst. Isn't it? Absolutely. In South Korea as well, they've handled it? Absolutely. South Korea as well. They've handled it extremely well. They have like draconian measures.

Vietnam is one of the least effective countries in the world right now. Singapore rocked down their borders in February. Russia as well. Well I was willing to stop washing my hands. I said that at the outset. I am willing to not wash my hands anymore. Okay. If you guys want more out of me, yeah, I got to see some checks.

I got stuff to do. I got to not wash your hands. But instead, yeah, it canceled St. Patrick's Day. So, I don't know how you're gonna make that. Did you move St. Patrick's Day to the summer? No, just canceled. You start, this could get going online, you know. He canceled my beek when I was two.

We were going to a music festival, full of drugs and dancing and women who wanna make mistakes, but you fucking canceled it. How do I get redress for that? I take that to court. No, you'll never be able to. You will never be made whole. You'll never be able to.

I'm never gonna be made whole. I'll never be made whole. Am I? Government and forest girlfriends? Then that's not what I wanted. Government and those guys aren't even getting that Well, I Frederick I've enjoyed talking to Josh. What's your take on the Jim Watkins thing? Well, actually the I was more interested in more so than the the COVID stuff to hear why Frederick thought that

Dick went too far on Maddox as a More so than is justified for Jim Lockins. That was the point. I was most curious to hear. Frederick, no, I don't think he's gone too far at all. I just think that in the right of this crisis, the most important thing is not that the funeral gets held when he wants it to be held. I don't think that the funeral of Maddox is necessarily a bad idea.

In fact, as I just said, I like to attend. Yeah. But I do think that the emergency that's going on right now, it's not a problem to delay. I don't think he's looking for that. You know, you have to, yeah, he's still dead. Maddox, the winner now, because Maddox was able to delay this long enough. Yeah. Yeah.

It went on the bad day. Yeah. The funny part is Maddox didn't need to do any of that emailing buzz beings and all that other bullshit. It would have been canceled no matter what. Girlfriend and I were talking. We were talking about that the other day. Ari, we were going to have a fake funeral for the guy that sued me.

All they did was get shit on and he called the bar and like told them that this is a hate speech or a podcast. It's not even a podcast. So the bar canceled and then I told the story. So everybody, everybody reviewed, used the reviewing system as the way it was meant to by reviewing business. So the GM called me at home.

He texted me, my address, my home address, called me at home. I told him he was being recorded and he flipped out, called me a fucking loser, a fuck you. And then a security camera on my house went missing. Next fucking day. He got ripped off. He got ripped right out of the fuck out of that. How long has he been?

How did he know where I lived? Because I had to fill out a contract when I rented the venue. So we had all my information. And they broke the contract with nothing. Can you sue them for that? A court's closed. Wow.

No, yeah, I'm not great. I could sue them, but it's a cost. They're going to be on those guns. Yeah, I think I. Wow. Yeah, I'm not great. I could sue them, but it's a cost. They're like, I should have gone those guns. Yeah, I think I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take them to small claims court and get something back. Didn't they say that like low level nonviolent crimes aren't legal here or in some states now? Yeah, and a bunch that not arrest them now. So like, is that like stealing? What about here? What can we do here? What can we do illegally here?

Oh man, a lot of ideas. A lot of ideas. Get together, get together, get together. I can do illegally here? Yeah, a lot of ideas. A lot of ideas. Get together, get together, get together. I can do illegally here. Get together, the living people in the power. We can break so many laws just the two of us right now. We can still get for any crime. Well, I hope they, I hope we get to keep some of the quarantine stuff like the liquor delivery,

I like. Yeah, I think that a lot of things will become liberalized. Room delivery? That should stay that way. I'll hit you up on that. The non-arresting people for petty crimes, that sounds fucking great too, to be honest. Just let insurance companies. Yeah, let insurance, fuck Warren Buffett.

Let him start writing some checks as well. For all the fucking insurance floating he's been doing for decades. Oh, can I interject? I have a complaint. Go ahead. While this has been happening, Congress, specifically the Senate, has been trying to push through something called the Ernett Act. Yeah.

Lindsey Graham and Richard Blumenthal have been trying to push through an amendment to section 230 of the communications decency act Which is the foundation of which all internet commerce is based upon they say the show's the just Google Yeah, you just Google EFF earned it and read their article You'll quickly become enraged and I would actually encourage everyone because I know you're all sitting at home and not doing anything To call your center like as a true patriot and angrily leave a voicemail saying that if you vote for this, you should be throwing the ocean or something. I know.

It's very specific, violent language, because that's a felony. Yeah. And you'll get the secrets. The secret service will be knocking on your door with a fucking mask on and gloves. Like, did you send this tweet? Come on in. Call your senator and say that if they support the Earn It Act, they obviously have a small dick.

And if they're a woman that they like fucking guys who have small dicks. It's kind of both of them that are pushing through the Earn It Act now. Yeah, obviously they've been working on it for a long time and they've probably planned all the time. So the Earn It Act, Sean, it's a- They should have, they should have,

just slip it through. Anyone who, if you run a big site, if you're a publisher right now, you're protected from getting sued by the community, the CDA, two, three, four. They want any website. If you run any website, you earn it explicitly and shrinsically protected from shit other people do on your website through section 230 of the CDA. You're not responsible for everything. They're going to make it so.

I understand the law right that they're making like a boomer council to decide. 19% committee. No requirements and expertise or credentials they could put 19 fucking grandpas who don't know shit into that committee. And they say, will you have to get protection? Yeah. If you want to be protected from shit, other people doing your website, you have to have this.

You have to have this license. You have to go through this. What did I say? If I'm a boomer. They're stupid. No, they created all the licensing and red and zoning and registration. And then why the fuck are you protecting them from this plague? God sent the plague to rid us of the fucking boomers. You know what?

I'm totally wrong on this. I reverse all my positions. Yeah, just to get them. Fucking thank you what? I'm totally wrong on this. I reverse all my positions. Yeah, just to get them. Fucking thank you. And I'm the only one thinking. And if a few others of us have to die, then you know what? I'm good with it. Only one thinking, the whole thing is me.

Yeah, bring it. Yeah, black, black, black, it's a fucking son. Definitely. A lot of thinking going on on that side of the table. There's my libertarian extremism on this. Is that this bill is named something, it's one of those fucking bills

that does the exact same fucking thing no matter how they were did. And the title is something like, stopping kids from getting raped. The bill. And it's like, and then they shorten it to earn it. And it's like, I don't care anymore. If this is what it takes to stop kids from getting fucked

in the ass, I don't give a shit anymore. I'll let every kid in the world get fucked twice before you pass the stupid fucking bill with my permission. Is that your bumper sticker? It's kind of long. It's kind of long. You probably can't fit it with Hellbedica. Fuck kids and then earn it with X through it.

We're not imaginary. We're not imaginary people getting fucked with. That's what we're doing this work. All right guys, I got it in the show. I'm exhausted. Yeah. I'm going to imaginary, more imaginary people getting fucked with. That's what we're doing this work. All right, guys, I gotta end the show. I'm exhausted. Yeah, I'm gonna go buy more. I have to ask one last thing. Go for it.

He wrote on KiwiFonds that I was vulnerable to. Have you forgiven me, Josh? Or are we still? I have forgiven you, but here's, here's only something to celebrate. I'm just a feeling people don't know anything about me. I worked for six months on software. And at the end, it fell apart because we had an argument,

and the issue that I couldn't resolve in the final week was something that he had written that I completely forgot about. That Frederick had written? Yeah, so it was a caption. And his code was fine. It just wasn't performant, and I overlooked it because it was a protector reasons.

But then in the fallout, there was something like, we had a conversation where I said, like, dude, I'm not your fucking maid. Or it was like you're treating me like you're fucking maid or something. And he said, yeah, I am. And then he published it. And it's like, and then he said that I fucking do cocaine

or amphetamines or something. I've never taken that. You said I took Adderall. No, I didn't. I didn't. You said that I was slamming Addy or something. And I, to this day, had to deal with ad accusations. I was like, that was $1000.

That you were. So you know, Adderall, you're the name of the drug. Drone's everyone to know that he is not cool. He doesn't do any cool drugs like a cool guy. I never said that you use that or all are cocaine and I would, I would find that. No, you know, a lot of people believe just stupid bullshit because they just interpreted some kind of way. Frederick, you, you're saying?

I never said that for you. I wouldn't say he did. But he used cocaine. And you didn't say he did. You didn't say he was talking. And you didn't imply it? I, what I remember is, I said that he was looking for, for men, which is like a prescription drug. It's not at all. It's not cocaine.

It's, it's one of those new tropics where you take it and it's just like an evidence for focus or something. No, it doesn't. What was that true? No, were you looking for that drug? Yeah, I asked him for it. Oh, but I was, I mean, I don't think that that's a legitimate criticism. Like, I think people spun it because they just don't like you.

They call your feet. No, and you said that, how they could not be. The fight was degrading was because of the board index, which is still used, by the way, on Aitkan. I noticed that Ron still uses my board index. And the funny thing is is because there's not many boards on 8-Kun, it's like the site has died. Like 8-Kun is now smaller than the forum. Oh, that's true. It reminds me of Frederick. 8-Kun is the reason I'm kicked out of all

of comedy in LA. I remember, now I remember why 8-Kun is where Maddox said that I was a rapist. There I'm a rapist or something., that's where he did it. Yeah, so a bunch of some very weird disgruntled person who had a personal vendetta against the guess of the show, who she has many stalkers of. She's taken the court, went on the eight Chan Dick show board and posted a thread that was called women who deserve to be raped. And he put her picture on there, crazy psychoocker, you know, happens all the time. And then a bunch of people posted joke pictures after that, like a picture of me Hillary Clinton,

like Alfa I think was on there. Maddox screenshot of that, made an entire video, based on that eight-champ post saying that my show was all about rape and had all these kinds of rape, like I'm a rape apologist and all this other bullshit. And here we are talking to each other. Isn't that nice?

Yeah, anyway, Josh, you know, I hope that we can just forgive each other. I, I, I, I do a lot of problem to you. I admit it. I was definitely trying to please Jim Watkins a lot more than I should. I should have fucked off out of there a long time ago. And it really affected my life.

I kind of, you know, got kicked out of where I was living. I can't see my of there a long time ago. And it really affected my life. I kind of got kicked out of where I was living. I can't see my wife for a long time, especially now with the lockdown in Metro Manela. You know, I had to leave my pets there when I was in there gonna be a little bit here. I might even have coronavirus, like I kind of had an causing for like a week. So.

Was that an apology? That sounded like a lot of bad stuff about you. Was that your way of apologizing to Josh? No, he said about exactly what I'm saying. By not fucking off from Jim Watkins, by supporting him. And like, you know, because he's the main reason that the software did that go through. He could have supported us a lot more. And he's saying his son could work on it now.

He paid like four Filipino programmers after I quit plus his son. So he could have supported us all along. But you know, that's the saddest part of the whole story is that the day that the project basically fell apart was like late November four months into the project. I was scrambling to get things closed

but in the year. And we had a coffee date downstairs. We all get together and we get coffee and I'm talking to him and he's like, I'm prepared to give you an apartment with all utilities paid in the nicest part of the mill, the nicest part of the entire Philippines. I'm prepared to give you $2,400 a month,

but you have to give me the software license. And I said, I can't do that. I build it to people for $12,000 as it stands as being an open-source software license. And he became so furious at this that he dropped all the offer and literally walked out of the place, stormed out on us before he even finished, we finished any of our coffee. Do you remember he pretended to tell the people to shut down the HN servers? That was something with you, I think.

Like you changed that from when you put up a phone and said something like, shut it down. Freedom? Oh, are you? I'm sorry. I definitely did never support it in after that. You know, and I'm really sorry that I was overzealous in my support with your walkings.

Josh, you accept that apology? Of course I did. Okay, you're a very magnanimous individual. Josh, you accept that apology? Of course I do. Okay, you're a very magnanimous individual. Josh has a big heart. That's why he cares about the first amendment so much. I like both of these guys. We're all for taught this show, you know. All right, guys, we're gonna go.

I gotta wrap up the show. Okay, thank you very much for having me on. I appreciate your time. I do or not. Yes, go ahead, drop it. Yeah, it's a Twitter.com slash HW underscore B-E-A-T, underscore T-A-T HW be that. Thank you very much for having me out.

Thank you, Fredrick. I hope to see you in LA. Yeah, so he's come to the show. Yeah, yeah, I do. If I survive this cool thing that I have right now, I will definitely, once your show is rescheduled, I will make every effort to be there. Awesome.

Awesome. I'll see you there, buddy. Okay, cool. Good luck. Stay safe. Yes. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. No, thanks for calling in, man. No problem. Anytime. I hope that that earn act is going to pass, too, isn't it? They're going to ram it through. Oh, I remember. If it does, the repercussions would not just be immense on civil liberty.

It would be immense on the entire economy because it's be a mental and civil liberty, it would be eventually entire economy because it's like that's our e-commerce. That is our e-commerce. It's a little piece of it's like a paragraph long and it says you can't be held liable for shit other people do. Got it. Make sense. It's a big enough. Take an entire internet economy. If they change that to say, you should not be held liable if you conform to all these bullshit arbitrary regulations designed by committee and some sprawling fucking ass like everyone will leave. I will take my servers, I'll move them to Estonia.

I will physically go to America, take my servers, put them in the bottom of a fucking plane and fly it to Estonia. Don't you think they're going to move the world? go to America, take my servers, put them in the bottom of a fucking plane and fly it to a store. I'm going to have a look at the rest. I'll help you, because I'm next. I'm going to be allowed to live in the US if that goes through. All right, man, have a good one. See you, Anal.

Yeah. Take this. I love his stream, Matt at the internet. I think I talked about it last week when I was doing it. I haven't seen it. I love, he's one of my favorite people to have on the show. Me too. I was so nervous the first time he called in, because I thought he was gonna be like a demon.

Yeah, like some kind of crazy hacker. Not, he's so far from it. Do you know about Kiwi Farms, Ari? It's a site that it catalogs all the things that people do publicly insane people. I make videos about God knows what are people eating their shoes or whatever they're doing. Like YouTube. No, it's more like... It's a collection of everyone's worst behavior online.

Yeah, like a freak show. Who has time to do all that? People who make money from it. No. No, he doesn't have the... Or do it out of the sickness of their hearts. Yeah, okay, okay, which I respect more. They just love it.

They love doing it. The threads are very entertaining. All right, everybody, it's the laugh at, right? Do you have anything you want to plug? All right. Yes, my Instagram and my TikTok, which is AR. I love TikTok now. Yeah, I know you're right now.

I know you do. You guys also would probably're hanging out right now. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You guys also would probably get kicked out to do it, but it's fine. AI, A-N-E, underscore underscore, J-O-L-I-E, and it's... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, say that slower, I couldn't even write it down. This is Instagram? Yes, AI.

AI. AI. AI. A-N-E. underscore underscore. Two underscores for the price of one, okay? Yep, J-O-L-I-E. of one. Okay. JOL I E. JOL

and then actress. Right. It's also my actually middle name, but um, and it was her too. But um, and then TikTok is a R I A and E. Okay. Period. Oh, all right. We've changed it up. Oh, I E again.

JOL JOL I E again. All right. Well, I'll be there. I'm going to go to the trunk of my car and load that up. Oh, IE again. J-O-L-I-E again. All right. I'll be there. I'm going to go to the trunk of my car and load that up. Sean, excellent. I want to do the same thing. You don't want to do that. Everybody, this has been the Dicks show. Sean, do you have anything you want to plug?

No. Any last words on your sickening government overreach into my freedoms? You want to plug any of that? Um, go to bandic from LA dot com. Support your support your local prison. Do you have any kind of fundraisers going on for prisons? They do. I do. I do. I do. I want to plug me and me and eight other people are going to go outside in front of a prison and keep six feet away. And then I bet you do. You probably walk around with your girlfriend and stay six feet away and then I bet you do. We probably walk around with your girlfriend and stay six feet away.

Well, that's actually the sleeping, separate beds like in Dennis the menace. The closer we get to home, the further away I. All right, everybody. I'll see you next Tuesday. Dick show, Dick.show page on our website. So see next Tuesday, this is. This is. Oh, this is Austin Douglas. I think sent me this acoustic cover of the thing.

Check out my Twitch, Twitch.tv slash LA based comedian. I'm doing piano streams all week. I got real fucking drunk and good last night. Oh, standing up in the zone. Wow, wow, wow, standing up in the zone. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Jerry Leans. Hacking. He is like an octopus.

A octopus. Right. Eight cocks. All playing the piano at the same time. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. That's how it felt. Oh, God, I was glowing. Glowing, gold, like a God.

Like at the end of Hercules the cartoon the movie Bam climbing out of hell with my piano. He plays the shit out of the piano Brought I don't want to watch it because it was probably terrible right man. I felt good. It sounded great Uh Look at these guys. How was that? She's not sad and She's out there. And I interrupted her before she could give any kind of indication that it wasn't as good as that.

Oh yeah, I was playing with my feet. Oh, I forgot about that. Oh, that's awesome. That was when I quit. I did that, and I know that was bad. I knew that sounded bad. Well, you know, you can't be held liable for anything after that haircut. Sean, I can't, I still can't believe it. Look at this shit. I've never seen anything like that!

In Homsalans. Do you think I could glue any hair to the sides of my head? Would that look cool? You could probably get like little like extensions or something and like take off the clips and glue them and like be a different consistency, but... What if I just got a bunch of fake moustaches and stuck them to the side of my head like sideburns? Do you think that would be cool? No. No. But you could try it. You should try it. I'm gonna do space buns

You hear that synth that he's got going in the background. It's like Oh is it a violin? Oh, I mean it's supposed to sound like strings. Yeah. Oh my god. going the background. It's like, whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop. Oh, is it a violin? Well, I mean, it's supposed to sound like strings, yeah. Oh my God. Look at that. Oh, fuck an actual doctor called wanted to call in today. Hey, doc, are you there? Doc, are you? Oh, shit.

I feel bad making people wait, but, you know. Yeah, I'm here to- What's up, man? Hey, how are you doing? What's going on? I'm sorry. Hey, how you doing? I'm sorry.

It went so long, but you know how it goes. I'm just sitting here playing magic. No, we do. Oh, nice. What kind of deck are you rocking over there? Are you? I already know. Many conversations today.

Just right. I'm not. I am trying that thing out, clearly, this conversation that Now I'm running a run of the slick you lane deck right now true lane deck commanders Yeah, it's you lane or funny depending on the pronunciation Yeah, your audio is bad man It's a Shitty No, it's all row body

Can we talk to him next week? Well, well, I mean, I hope so. I just feel bad people waiting. Yeah, I feel bad making people listen to the show is what I'm saying, Sean. I know. I guess in essence, still completely garbage. Yeah, it's junky. This is garbally fair enough. We'll make it work next week.

All right, dog. Stay safe. Come on, dog. Yeah, I called people dogs now. Yeah, what a dog dog dog. I have no social conditioning anymore to make me behave in any kind of way that's acceptable. Stay safe. You call dog. Yeah, I call people dogs now. Yeah, what a dog dog dog. I have no social conditioning anymore to make me behave in any kind of way that's acceptable. So I'm just doing my own shit dog.

Wow. Sorry, that offends you Sean. I didn't think you could get less. Did he go? Yeah, he's on mute. All right, well, sorry, guys, we'll fix it up sweet. Do you talk to people on this phone? He's down fucking, it sounds terrible.

Like, what? No, no, no, no. He's on most of it. Yeah, it's hard. It's no idea what's that so bad. That's weird. All right, man, stay safe. All right.

Was everybody's home on the net? Hey, oh, wait, I want to ask him. Can you just start, man, if I was a doctor right now, shaking people down, left and right. Oh oh you think you got corona, huh? Mm, straight to government. You know what, just like, I'm just tweeting it out, I'm not coming into work tomorrow, unless you guys start figuring out this healthcare shit.

Right? You need me? I could be playing magic at home. They do have, they could have some leverage. Finally got the attention, don't blow it. All right everybody, see you next Tuesday. See ya. have some leverage.

Finally got the attention. Don't blow it. All right, everybody, see you next Tuesday. See ya.