The Dick Show - Episode 200 - Dick on The Wh*re Economy

Episode Date: March 31, 2020

A guy fakes his own death, Kiwi Chris and Cantillions make up, my dad calls in to call us out of touch, I ruin my hall of fame induction on The Ralph Retort, Null talks about Big Simpin, JF Garpey talks about deplatforming, we take every single person in the Discord, and Sean gets a new watch; all that and more on this very special 200th episode of The Dick Show!

It's fucking crazy. I can't believe they figured out a way to make encryption illegal or coerce you into not having it and to not using it. Well, that's what it seems like to me. Mm-hmm. Where it's like, well, yeah, just through fear, basically. Mm-hmm. Right? So CDA 230 protects all sites from the any litigation over their moderation Mm-hmm. So as long as you're a publisher So you can go and say delete comments Google could delete whomever they want Yelp can delete whatever they want and a business can't say like I'm fucking suing you for deleting me Alex Jones can get deleted off Twitter and you can't say oh I'm 100% suing you for violation of First Amendment. Like that's a, you've created a situation

where I rely on you for my income and now you've destroyed it. You should be able to sue for that. But CDA230 says you can't. And he wrote it a long, long time ago. Okay. I think YouTube, I think some big companies scared the lobby the government into creating it.

Before the internet was anything. Uh huh. Because YouTube was made themselves profitable by posting pirated content. Like when they bought, when Google bought YouTube, they set out, they set out a billion dollars just for lawsuits. Is that right?

Yeah. And the guys who created, the guys who created YouTube were open with each, like laughing about it. Like, oh yeah, look at all this pirate shit. Yeah. So they got CD8 to 30 put in there saying, you can't be sued for the harm caused

by your moderation or any moderation. The earn at which it has been, I know all things, it's a good thing. I think it's a bad thing, because I think you should be able to sue the shit out of YouTube and Twitter. Like they, I think that they are overvalued because the money they should be paying out

in the harm their moderation causes has gone instead to their share price. Like they think that law, which is like, well, that's kind of what you would figure would happen. Yeah, I mean, that's how I look at things in general. I know. Where does the money go? Uh-huh.

So because of that, they've had tons of money to just lobby more and blow on these jackass projects that they're always doing like self-driving fucking cars. Why is Google having self-driving cars? I know, it's true. It's not. It's true. Uber does, Google does not.

Oh. So, earn it, the Earnit Act would make your CDA230 protections from lawsuits dependent on a panel of bureaucrats. And they can make whatever rules they want to remove your protections or not, one of which would be if you encrypt shit, you do not get protections. Which means if you're running a competitive email service to Gmail, Gmail doesn't encrypt shit. If you're running proton email, let people encrypt back and forth, you can get fucking

sued. One law, this is, this is, you're already up against a Goliath. One lawsuit, you're fucking done. Just defending it will kill your company. So no one can use encryption. This is a good, this is a good example of how most conspiracies work. They're right out in the open.

Yes, they're right out in the open yes they're right out in the open they're not the secret ones because you can't keep a fucking secret eventually everybody in the world has to be in on it aren't you fucking rothstein couldn't fix the nineteen nineteen world series without major league baseball knowing about it in before do they really is absolutely always goes back They knew they were all looking for it. There was all kinds of shit. I'm just saying, conspiracies are like, Epstein.

Epstein. Oh yeah, I know, yeah. It's like, but you can't do anything about it. The Fed, your vote counts. Shit like that, you know? I mean, those are like, it's like, yeah, people got together and made the rules. They conspired, but they ain't secret.

I mean, they don't even think they're doing anything wrong. That's the homo- No, they're right. That's the hilarious part, like the reality. They're homo- Oh, well, we gotta be in here deciding who, like, you guys don't even understand what's going, none of you are engineers.

No, no, no. Not one of you are engineers. I'm sure that's probably not a view. Yeah, bureaucrats, yeah. And that's the most, that's the most frightening part, which means that they're definitely like someone will get in a position. As is always my stance on it, eventually someone will get in there who wants to get rid of encryption.

Uh, Lenzie Senator Lindsey Graham is always talking about how Trump is too. How Apple needs to release all this data. Like, no, I don't want the, I don't want, if my entire family gets murdered, I kind of don't care if the cops get involved at all. Like, I don't, you guys don't really have a great track record for solving shit. Just fill out the paperwork so I can file insurance claims.

Yeah. You're not lethal weapon. lethal weapon. That's a great dick quote. Just fill the paperwork so I can file insurance claims. Yeah. I don't need you guys poking around because I'm doing a lot of illegal shit. Yeah. I mean, it's not make a terrible situation. Really, yeah. Like, you can't bring them back. So what a, you guys aren't, you guys aren't all Serpico. You're not fucking super cop. All the 80s, 80s movies totally ruined our perception of law enforcement.

Movies have influenced people. And it's like, this is like, this is the Satanic music argument, almost, right? But it's not, I is like, this is the satanic music argument, Talmost, right? But it's not. I think people have been influenced by movies. You know what? I agree with the satanic music people. I mean, rock does make you a degenerate.

Looking at degenerate pornography, fucking does make you a degenerate. It's fuck you, I want to do it. Like, you can be influenced. You can be influenced by just about anything. I'm a hate monger. I do negatively affect Society fair enough fair enough cuz it's gonna be more generous I'm gonna be more generous, but I

Think people start thinking they see I'm going back to kind of conspiratorial thinking and stuff and these movies are so fucking creative That people really start to think that way. Yes! It's like, it's wild. It's like, oh dude, you've seen way too many movies. You've seen way too many arm- every guy in the army, so on army movie, so I salute the troops at an NFL game and said, oh yeah, I went in on that. And now they're shitting in holes in the Middle East or there This is what the army is doing. They're all unlocked down right now. So they're doing fucking Skype train They're Skyping their CEO. How's my hair? Check out my bed. It's made like what the fuck is going on here?

There's shitting in a hole in Iraq May I have a beer? Do we have any beer? Oh, no, you're totally out of beer, didn't you know that? What? I'm out of beer. Wow, crummy. Oh, you need, like, let's try it. Let's try it. Yeah, yeah.

You need that will be good. Yeah, maybe that will be good. I need a ween day. Like you were not gonna drink beer based on the brand. At this point in your life. Shout please. I have very high standards. I have very high standards.

And other things until I need it. Your beer, your beer talent is unmatched until I need it. That's great. Until I need it. The need goes up. I have very high standards until I need it. The need has surpassed want.

What the fuck was I gonna say? What were we talking about? I don't know. The army. The need has surpassed want. What the fuck was I gonna say? What were we talking about? I don't know. The army. The army, Skyping, House My Hair, House My Hair. The cop, the cop movies. Okay, cop movies, right? Get this.

So, this is all the show. All of this, this whole thing is the longest cold open we'll have ever had. Oh, I don't think so. So 80s girl has not seen any movies ever. I say to her, have you seen God, the Godfather? No, of course not. No, have you seen Star Wars?

No. Have you seen Follow That Bird? No. Like what have you, what, what did you watch when you were a kid? Nothing. We have no shared, no shared references. Disney movies.

I think this, not even Disney movies. I'll take a Pacifico thing. What the hell did you watch? She didn't watch it. She just read books, fucking nerd. So I say, all right, let's watch lethal weapon. Fire up lethal weapon. And of course, those are good movies.

No, they're not. What? They don't take away? Well, because constantly in the the movie after everything they say After a while after everything they say or do is this sax line that goes Wow, like soundtracks Murr talk like damn it's my birthday Some like slow sat wailing sack like a

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80s music is instantly identifiable. Because a bunch of new technology came out that everybody had to use set to 10. Well, yeah. And now the dramatic movies like that all have the same soundtrack too. Like the Night Crawler Drive soundtrack where it's just dead.

There will be blood with us. No music at all, except for like a, except for a double base going Now that's what it would be would be like I'm getting too old for this shit no country for old men That's what it would be I've was updated. I think no country for old men has like 11 minutes a music total and most of it's over the credits Yeah, but so we start watching lethal weapon and at the beginning of the movie is mel Gibson

on a drug bust like murdering guys who are selling him cocaine and i'm watching it now thinking well i hate this guy he just killed three people for doing coke who are trying to sell him cocaine. Him as a police officer or him as a human being. Oh, then he rationalized this, this is job.

Like he's, he's, you know, the dent they do, they do buy drugs. I mean, that's how you cops. Oh, yeah. He, he arrests the, my whole thinking is so fucked now. Yeah. From whatever you want to call it it like just looking at this guy Who's a hero? A ex-alcohol on the internet. Yeah, those are your big three problems. Yes

I'm watching that and I'm watching a fascist policeman killing people who are Sell who are doing something that is not morally wrong to me, right? They're just selling cocaine to you who asked them for cocaine. Right. Like what is the relevance? What is the relative, what is the relative morality between the cocaine that you're buying, the hooker that killed herself and all of the meat that you're constantly eating in this,

moving that fucking cigarettes that you're smoking and breathing can't get there in everyone else's mouth. Where is the relative morality here, rigs? You told me to shit, dude. No, I'm getting too old for this shit. That's what I realized while I'm watching it. I'm fucking too old for lead the weapon. I can't watch this. I can't roof for a cop who's murdering drug dealers, cause that's me. So what, what movies do you like nowadays?

I don't know do you like like see I I love unforgiven Because isn't that the FBI no no that's clean. It's a Western But there's no good guys it's there's no good guys some are just a little better than others They all have their reasons for doing things. They're all flawed. My grandpa, all he would watch was like John Wayne Westwood movies. That's it.

That's good. That's a good watch. Yeah, I mean, who's like 60 plus. And I guess I get it. Yeah, I can't watch anything else. It's too black and white. I need just no one's any good. They're all gonna, and they're all gonna kill you. Right. All right, anyway, here we go. Let's start the show. Yeah

Yeah Hey, welcome to the neck you want to get into here letting you be at it. It's a show Revis contest coming to you live from Mount Book deep in the heart of city failure. I mean how's the game? Okay, the $20 million man voted America America's worst Mexican 50 weeks running wow, pal, bam! Joining me is always is World Touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello dick, what's up buddy? You know I gave you the pass on the, we were in Stasis for the worst Mexican, but you, you are kind of owning that at this point. So what the fuck?

50. 50. 50. I can't don't know how I'm going to get rid of it. I mean, if there is ever a week two LA shows, maybe two LA shows. I mean, I know you got, didn't you say I'm gonna do an LA in a New York called spread the virus pair of shows one after the other. We're all gonna meet in LA when we're out of lockdown. Get on the same plane We're gonna I'm gonna lick each other

Like big cats. So that and then we're all gonna go to New York and lick everything. We're gonna be a big mob of lickitons and going around with our tongues out. Dressing furry costume. Dressing furry costume. I am the worst, I nailed the worst Mexican this week, buddy boy. Whoo, doggies. What'd you do?

I drank too much on the kill stream. Oh no. Oh god, Sean. So now nobody's talking about Ralph. I don't even know if they're talking about me. It was so embarrassing. Really? Oh God. I hit, you know, this lockdown is just fucking with my head and my drinking. So badly, I don't even think in terms of days anymore. I just think of yesterday, today and tomorrow. That's it. I have no concept of what actual name of the day it is anymore.

That's getting common. I hear a lot of people talking about that. I was convinced it would, yeah, it's been a little hit and miss for me too. Yeah. And there is not jack shit to do except drink and talk to your significant other, which will knock out a good five minutes of the day and any more you want to mess with it. I mean, you're kind of, oh, you're playing Russian roulette, my friend, because you are stuck

inside with this person. You're walking on eggshells on a tight rope, It gets more of a volcano, more and more difficult. Shuckling bowling balls. Well, that's the thing and your flies down and you just realized your flies down. That's what it is. No, you're preoccupied. Very good.

Thank you. You've got to make sure, yeah, you've got to mention as few a conversation starters as possible. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Somebody wrote in with that too. Now he's stuck with his wife all day and she just will not stop talking.

Somebody hadn't read it posted that. Somebody did, if there was a, here if somebody posted a video or something where it was like, you know, here's like you have, they were asking somebody, you know, you've got two scenarios in being quarantined. It's like, okay, so scenario A is your quarantined with your wife and family, he goes B.

Or B, B. B. Whatever B is, I will take it. So I was getting inducted into the Killstream Hall of Fame, which is a very prestigious award. I know. And the one of its kind in existence, it's me. Well, you're the inaugural

recipient. Correct. And hopefully I didn't sink the entire endeavor. Well, that would be retired. You'll be the only one. The only Jersey. The first and the only Jersey hanging in the kill stream. From what I remember. That's always a good way to start. I don't even, you know, liquor used to give me energy. And I don't know if I've just depleted my mark-lars with drinking so fucking, okay, first of all, I will admit, I will cop to the drinking too much. Sure. But, but many other people were at fault, not me.

Also at fault, probably more at fault, first of all. First of all, I had instructed 80s grow to bring me a water, one water per every like alternate One whiskey drink, one water drink, one whiskey drink. That's because at some point you just drink because it's there Yeah, and you don't know it's water. You breathe on the water and it smells like liquor anyways. You don't know It's like taking care of a baby bird. Just just get the mom, put the scent on it. Put the mom scent on it. Okay.

And she didn't do that. So at least not my fault there. Not my, I had clear instructions. That's at least 50, 50 division of, you mean 50% of her fault and 50% the alcohols far. So what if zero me? Okay. What else you got? Okay, so that's her, that's her. Okay, so that's fifth, I see what you're doing. Okay, let's use math. I else you got? Okay, so that's her.

Okay, so that's fifth. I see what you're doing. Okay, let's use math. I know you're a big math guy. And I'm trying to get you, I'm trying to get you to not have any responsibility. Okay, so you can't blame it all on her and all on the other. Yeah, right, you have to split responsibility.

It's a blame chart. Okay, it's a blame pie. It's a blame chart. So let's start 100% Dixfault. All right. So first of all That's me for drinking, but then we split it 50 50 with 80s girl and me. So that's each of us have 50% of the blame. Yeah, then then Britney Venti didn't show up For the roast at the last minute and to be honest I had written most of my jokes for her. I can entire page. Yes, just for her.

Wow. I don't know why I did that. So that's, that's another 50, 50 split. So that's 25% Britney Venti's fault. Yeah, because that'll cause you to, I mean, gets in your mind grapes. No, it does. Yeah, it does.

Okay, so that's, that's now where it's split. 25% Britney Venti, 25% me. Okay, then Ralph decided to, in the middle of the roast, before it was my turn to go, take callers and read Superchats, which that, yeah. You know the momentum. Well, yeah, and it really fucked with my drinking,

because that was probably an extra drink. And then I, and then I messed up my head. I was like, where, wait a minute, where am I? I don't understand what's going on. Well, that's a big trick. I would probably say that that would end it for me right there. I would say you're blameless in this. Wow, really? Yes, because that's, if you took collars,

it stops the momentum of the show when everybody's laying out hot, hot jokes. Yes. And it gives you more time to drink. To drink and get in my head. And it gave 80s girl more time to fail. Fail at her job, right? So I'm good, you can even attach, maybe at that point,

maybe that goes back, maybe another 5% to her, and then that, you're making a lot of sense. 20% or so is knocked out. Okay, and then crippled Jesus called in and bragged about banging a woman with a big a vein on her tits. He wasn't gonna roast. He banged another chick. That's what he says.

Good God. I know, why would he lie about that? So, triple Jesus gets 6% of the blame and that leaves me with only 6% of the blame. That's, well, science. This is how you rationalize alcoholism, ladies and gentlemen. So you'll take 6%, I'll take 6% of that blame. That's generous of This is how you rationalize alcoholism, ladies and gentlemen. So you'll take six percent. I'll take six percent of that blame.

That's generous of you. Thank you. Whatever you do, do not go watch it at Killstream.live. It's very embarrassing. And you know what, I was thinking that maybe we should watch it on like a bonus episode. That'd be fun. It's just so bad.

I was going for like a Norm McDonald. I'm reading jokes very dryly because that always worked at UCB when I would do these rose, but it doesn't work on the radio shun. I love it when McDonald did that at one of those Friars club rose and all the comedians were dying and the audience was like, what the fuck? That's what happened. What the fuck is this?

Randy even texted me, he was like, that was hilarious. I don't understand why. Oh, and, and and just to intentionally bomb is So funny and no was heckling me the whole time to saying it was dumb and I was low energy so no gets 3% Yeah, that's 3% of the blame and I am left with 3% of the blame There you go. All right Actually, I don't know even though I feel bad. They really shouldn't. That's practically nothing. It's 97%. Everyone else is involved.

Yeah. It's a bonus episode is out. Patreon.com slash the dick show. Yeah, that was a fun one. It was a fun episode. It was fun. Let's see what I got here. You're dot trick, by the way.

It works amazingly. Putting dots after the comm on news articles to get around the paywall. Now they're starting to get around the paywall. Now they're starting to catch on, I guess. Oh, they are? Yeah, but it worked for me on like New York and LA Times yesterday. For like three days, I've been so fucked.

I was so informed. I got so fucking information. And it came from, oh man. And it came from Reddit. I said, yeah, yeah. And they should have burned Reddit down after that, because they can't top that one. I was so fucked. I read so many actual articles. I was like, wow, I'm a fow- after that because he can't top that one. I was so thought I read so many actual articles

Like wow, I'm a father sounded like a fucking idiot last week, and then it didn't work anymore So now I'm back to sounding dumb about everything. It's best not to stay, you know in new territory You got to easier, you know, you got to dip your toes in the water. Yeah, it's fine to go jump back in the Yeah, that's what Sean was talking about experts Yeah, it's fine to go jump back in the yeah, that's what John was talking about experts Let me see what else makes me a rage here if I I that was the kill stream wasn't even the worst thing that happened to me

Oh, I got animal crossing The video games you were talking about that on the bonus on the bonus episode Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Did I tell you about first of all, I destroyed all my rocks on my island. What? I went around and broke them all up with a shovel because I wanted to get iron out of them. Iron out of them because you really need iron in the game to craft other things. Sure.

And they don't grow back or they grow back. So I'm fucked out of rocks in the game until they decide to go, I just have to sit there twiddling my dicks and walking around my island farming wood but that's not even the worst part. The worst part is I found out just recently that you can't change the name or gender of your character. Oh no.

So when I started to start a whole new account, or something, which I'm not gonna fucking do. Yeah, so you did something else at joke and now the joke's on you. The joke was letting my girlfriend play the game on my account first, where she picked,

she made a little, she wanted to get in there and make that me ASAP as soon as it was downloaded, let's go. Let's make me so she made a little girl of herself and named it her. And then I find, under my account with all of my friends, all the dickheads who were friends and added me. And now when I go back to play and want to interact with them,

I can change the hair and stuff, but I'm still a little girl with a little girl's name. And there is no way to change this. No. Well, I don't know how this travesty gets through the QA department of Nintendo where you cannot go into your settings and change your character from a woman to a man. And I have, there is a, I can change that in the real world

more than I can in the video games. Going from a woman to a man. I mean, I go to the DMV, 10 minutes. I look at, right out. I look at Nintendo as just standing up for tradition. Based in Japan? Sure. So now I'm wiggling around with a little man bun

and a dick show and a novelty shirt that I got for free in the game and no pants because that's how I like to roll. But I'm still fruiting around like a woman with a woman's name. I can't let people into my island. Well, I mean like this. Yet again, I'm quarantined.

Too much explaining for what? Why your a little girl? Is it, I mean, if you're gonna let people into your island, I don't want them to come, yeah, and then what? I'm sitting there like a little, so you're saying you don't fancy pants? You don't want to let people into your island. Well, I don't know if I'm gonna be a little girl.

That's what I'm saying. Then I gotta say the same explanation to every single bird. You're telling me, nobody in Nintendo thought, oh, you know what, we should met probably people are going to share a concern, what is going to pick it up, play it first, and the main account just skip through it. And then by the time you realize that this is important, you've worked to build so much shit, you're past that point of the Sim City point of, oh, just fuck it, start over. Right.

So it sucked all my enjoyment out of the game. That is unfortunate. Yes, it is unfortunate. Thank you. Thank you for your sympathy. Yeah. It was something I relate to closely. Yeah, video games. Yeah.

Let's see, new normal. If I have to hear, if I have to hear any of the following phrases again, I will blow my brains out. I don't like new normal. New normal, you don't like that one? Not really. Not really.

Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really.

Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really. How many times every fucking day do we have to hear about social distancing? On the board, like the, you know, the freeway boards. Social distance. Social distance. To beat COVID-19. Yeah, I know.

God damn it. Stupidity is faster than the virus. It is an exponent. I think it could get around the world faster than the virus can. However long that took to get that fucking phrase around the globe, take a shot every day, every time you hear it, you'll die. You will die before noon. And I will be happy to do it just to add to these suicide rates,

the increasing suicide rates that can be blamed on the lockdown. I'm happy to do it. But I have to hear it one more fucking time. Well, yeah, doing it for, be a way to go out. Doing it for a good reason. Resilient lockdown. The virtual drinking party, I told Randy, oh yeah, he was freeloting this stream, by the way.

Flatness dick. That's what I have to say to that. Drinking parties, you were gonna say. Randy, who's freeloting off the stream, it takes, I mean it is I've been trying to break the law since this thing started You've been trying to massively. Yeah, but I it's impossible. I can't convince I cannot convince people except for you and Ari I can't convince anyone to come over. I had a fucking bag Randy to come over. Mm-hmm the other night. Yeah

and beg Randy to come over the other night. Yeah. Just come, Randy, what are you doing? Get your ass over here. Come to find out he's turning down women who want to hang out with him during the lockdown. Really? I say what, Randy, this is how you guys ended up in the internment camps.

You rule following blocks. This is exactly what happened. Somebody knocked on your door and said, we're gonna need you to hop in this train car and go straight to the internment game, so well, well, I guess if that's what everyone's doing, that's not everyone, just you. What the fuck are you doing?

They're hanging out having virtual drinking parties, virtual raves, there's a virtual trivia. A bar hosted a virtual trivia. And I thought, what in the fuck are you? What in the fuck is going on here? I mean, people are going on virtual dates. They sit and like meet up on like, you know, like a FaceTime app type thing.

And then they watch a movie at the same time. I hate this. Can you squeeze? Can you put like a USB hand to creep and grab some titty while you're there at least? Can you have them do it? I don't know. I don't think we're quite on that yet, but.

To say like put it in parentheses or something, hey, can you grab your boob and describe to me? Exactly. You grab your boob and I'll grab a bag of sand over here. Uh-huh. So I can replicate the, well, I think we've gone mad. We're on our way.

We've gone mad. This shit is mad. It's gone two weeks already. This shit is crazy. Yeah, I can't take it anymore. I got one for the Narksnext door for you. The Narksnext door. The Narksnext door. Yeah. Do Narksnext door. The Narksnext door.

Yeah. Do you know how many of those there are, Sean? Narksnext door in these trying times. Am I never in inquest to show that none of this is about preparation or saving lives. It's just about people getting their sick fetish for control out. Here's one of my sisters sent me,

posted to her next door app. This morning we have sure we go. Yeah,huh. Out. Here's one of my sisters sent me. Posted to her next door app. This morning we have, sorry, we go. Oh, yeah. The busybody's the constant. I saw it on our next door app. Somebody took pictures of a cleaning lady going into someone else's house and asked who they should call about this.

At the Valenkiwa, I think they've been Valencia. Yeah, this morning we observed golfers out golfing and sitting forward to a golf cart at the Valinque a country club. You can't sit forward to a golf cart. Yeah, you can. No, you can't, not on any golf cart I've ever seen. Maybe the ones that, yeah, they don't have,

you can, that's, there are, they do make those. I've never seen a golf course that has them. They're two to, yeah, they're two to a cart. Oh, yeah, you're right about that, but what about the ones you can sit in the back? Well, that, you're right about that, but what about the ones you can sit in the back? Well, that's they do make those, but I'd be surprised. I mean, I haven't been to Valencia Country Club in a long time, but I have been there. Yeah. They got the ones in the back. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do make, well, I mean, I don't

know. You calling this woman a liar who said she saw it. If we call her in any, anybody uses that many exclamation points to make a point. We observe golfers out golfing and sitting forward to a golf car. And that's a link. What country club a link you are? I called city hall. Already what universe is this woman in? Yeah. What why are we protecting this person?

I called city hall and they said nothing can be done. Called the county health department. Same story. I called the Santa Clarita Mayor's office again and asked them why the country club was open. Are they considered essential? You know what I love about that? All the people who are essential.

They do whatever they want, you know? Who's that, the government? No, no, no, the country club. They were never gonna close. It's like, you're out in the fucking open. Don't stay, don't stay too near each other. And they shut down the state park behind my house. Yeah.

Like, I don't know how many acres do you think that park is? Because people, like they shut down run you and almost right away because people were just congregating and talking and stuff. And said, I run you and I, well, I hate all of it. I know you do. But run you and I understand well, I hate all of it. I know you do, but run you and I understand because it's slam packed.

The one behind my, the one behind my house has maybe five people in it. On any given time. Oh, no, there's nobody out there. 100 acres. I know. It's like, and they shut it down. We, Aiti's girl and I took a walk

because she was, that was her nice way of saying I'm getting too fat. We took a walk around the neighborhood and there's stairs where you can get into the park. The stairs where you can get into the park where it's just wilderness untouched undeveloped. It's just wilderness. I don't know. What do you think? 100 acres, 200 acres, 300 acres, 300 acres wood, the 100 acre wood behind my house. Go with the 100 acre wood. Sure. There's usually five people in it.

Oh yeah. You would never, you'd walk through the whole thing, you would see one other person. No, it's, it's, yeah. I didn't even, I didn't even know this was considered a state park. I thought it was just natural like terrain of the Santa Monica mountain range that you're part of. So they roped it off with caution tape and Yeah. And said it, they closed the outside. So we've got a little congregation of people

who went there to walk through the park. Is there a gate, is there a gate, like a, or anything? No, there's just posts. Yeah, so I can post with one of those signs that says welcome to the park, fat, fat, so. So just, I mean, did you just walk under it? No, I got so pissed off.

Well, because park rangers are the fucking worst, man. They're up here. Yeah, there's a little house in the middle of it. And I do not want to deal like as far as authority figures go, park rangers are up at the very top. Well, it's always the ones who have such little power that they've got to make sure that they wield it with every fiber of their being.

It's like, motherfucker, we're outside. Yeah. This is the great outdoors. I'm closer to people in my house. I'm closer to people outside. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think the only thing that I've heard is like they're encouraging people to go outside and exercise.

Just don't be walk that back. Large groups, did they? Yeah. Who's had a lot of the who has had a lot of wild advice throughout these couple of months? How they? Yes. Like go outside, ignore it. Don't wear masks.

They are not effective. Well, that's, I don't know. And, yeah, they're not effective to prevent you from getting it. And Taiwan is not part of China. Did you see that one? The who guy who's getting interviewed? No, no, no, no. Taiwan, he's news.

She asked him about like Taiwan or something like that. He stayed silent, pretended not to hear the question and then just closed the window. Because that's such a fucking, it's like pro, you're a purely topic. Prickly for, hmm, yeah. Like what? Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean the world health. Prickly for who? Yeah. Like what? What do you mean the world health organization can't talk about Taiwan?

So I'm not touching that. Why not? I don't know. Anyway. I don't know. Isn't that crazy? It's pretending not to hear it. Yeah.

I didn't hear the question. Oh, okay. What was it pertaining to? What's the Taiwan? Is are they independent or not? Because they're, what would they, what would they even ask them? I didn't hear the question. What was it pertaining to? What's the... Taiwan. Is are they independent or not? Why would they even ask them? Because, well, why did they ask the who?

Yeah. To fuck with them, I guess. To get the silence. To see how deeply in bed they are with China, I guess. I don't know. Like, to see how complicit they are with China's lives. But it's spreading the... Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. But then, non-essential stuff is great because the people working at McDonald's, the people working the shitdest jobs are the ones who still have to go to work. I know. During all this, like the bad guys, delivery guys,

as everyone is so afraid that they're taking cyanide pills and laying them out for their family just in case the worst happens. They're so afraid of this. The guy who delivers the guy who delivers 80s girls hamster accessories and toys still has to come to work. I know.

He can't quit. He can't quit because there's millions of people now out of work. So someone will take the job immediately. Of course. He can't quit and get unemployment millions of people now out of work. Yeah. So someone will take the job immediately. Of course. He can't quit and get unemployment because that's not how unemployment works. Right, yeah, he can't quit. He can't, he has no leverage to negotiate for a race because he can't quit.

Right. It's just fucking hysterical. Yeah. Meanwhile, the CEO of Boeing is negotiating out of getting a government stake in the bailout because he has other offers. Yeah, right. Anyway, here's the NARC next door. They gave me the phone number for the sheriff's non-emergency number and said they would shut them down. The dispatcher asked me, oh, shouldn't they be open?

We are out here on our own with absolutely no leadership. This bitch saw four guys golfing. Insane, talk about somebody who's like, but you know, is just completely anxiety riddled with this shit. That's great. I love how like, I love how like, three different departments basically told her

to fuck off. One did twice. Yeah, we ain't gonna do it. We ain't doing shit. Please inundate the city with phone calls over the breaking of these laws when you see them. You not have noticed with insane people? Who is this, Maddox?

Period, period, period, comma. That's something I see insane people do. Right. Period, period, period, comma. Yeah, it's an ellipses. Yeah. It doesn't need a comma after it. For some reason, people who are insane don't feel uncomfortable with multiple punctuation marks together. Well, no, I'm a person. If they see punctuation together, they get creeped out by it.

Yeah, it's like one of those is wrong. One of those ideas is wrong. Yeah. You have to pick. Maybe they will get it. Why are some businesses allowed to thrive while most small businesses go bankrupt? And those of us obeying the new ordinance gets sick. Sick? I don't know. I don't know what you think about that. That's the NARX next door. I just, you know, just fucking, you're not good. You can't control everybody. Just fucking do what you need to do. And yeah. Fucking golf.

Another thing I can't take anymore of hospital workers, posting their tear jerker Velveteen rabbit stories. See a lot of those. No, I don't see a lot of those, but I die in my arms. Like it's already, we're already locked down. What more do you want? How much better about this do you want to feel? You already asked fuck to the economy, dry. Yeah, it's how much better about that.

Are you really, do you really feel that guilty that you need to keep fucking keep up with the sob stories? It sucks all the way around. I, yeah, it's, Smile. Yeah. I mean, hey, don't take a job when you're, if you're gonna be around sick people, I guess.

What? Idiot. Uh, oh yeah, Idubs. Reverend Scott's in here too. Let me bring him in. Do you know who Idubs is? Uh, I have heard of... You've heard of him.

I have heard of him. How? How is that possible? Probably on this show. Wow. That's shocking to me. Yeah. I hadn't really heard of him until, uh, all I've mentioned. I don't think, and maybe I'm just so used to I, in front shocking to me. Yeah. I hadn't really heard of him until, really?

I'll mention to him. I don't think, and maybe I'm just so used to eye in front of our things. Well, he's another, more like Bidub's, Riley says, he's another guy who has decided to defend Cuckoldry. Huh. And we know that doesn't really go well, does it?

Yeah, why have I heard of him? I don't know. He's friends with Cuck Raygun, does that help? Sean, these guys, we are in a cultural ideological war with men who want to aggressively defend Cuckledry for reasons that I can't understand. I don't even know what why defend it because people just want to argue. Oh, is that it? I think so. They just want to fucking argue.

You say this? Well, you know what? I'm a fucking, I'm going this side. This guy, very famous, very rich, bought his girlfriend Tids, and then so she could start an only fans account. I cuck. What's his name?

I dubs. I dubs. And it's funny. Yeah. Like that's kind of, I mean, name? Idubs. Idubs. Idubs. And it's funny. Yeah. Right? Like that's kind of, I mean, I wouldn't do that. He bought a tits for fake tits. And then we're going to start an only fans account where you like sell your naked pictures to guys.

Presumably you engage with men in a parasocial relationship and get them to give you money for pornography that they could find easily on the internet, but with you it's special because it has an emotional attachment to having them, right? Right, right, right.

And this is, again, I was something I wouldn't do. Yeah. No, but he did, and said there's nothing inherently wrong with it. Let me get a little reverence got in here. Hey, reverence got, how you doing? Reference God. Hello, Aaron. Yeah, I can hear you now.

Yeah, I'm meeting that generally helps a little bit. You did it. So, Reverend, you were gonna be here in studio for this episode today, but obviously we had to make a lot of concessions for Grandma, for the grandmas. I guess I'll be, Rage number one, is that? I was literally supposed to be there right now. The beer in your hand is probably the one I guess I'll be rage number one is that I was literally supposed to be there right now The beer in your hand is probably the one I was gonna take without asking and drink. Uh-huh. That was gonna be mine

Yeah, so it should be or that I will you's not so bad safe for it Say for it immediately. Yeah, how's quarantine? How's quarantine with option a the wife and kids? Well, you can probably hear the dogs you can probably hear like Elmer on the background. There's all kinds of great stuff that you get to enjoy because you get to join me and my quarantine here instead of me being there. So it's our quarantine. From our quarantine to yours. Yeah, that was the biggest rage. That was the biggest rage number one. Is that you can

be here? Yeah, because I mean, yeah, I don't even know how much, you know, obviously the airlines aren't going to give you any money back. So are they not? No, they just said, here's your credit you can use later. Oh God. Oh God. It's like, what if my life works out to where I can't take a trip till I'm fucking dead? Or, you know? Yeah, what if I die? I don't know. I mean, they're willing to take that risk.

Absolutely. They are. I just love how many floats everybody's got to do. The fucking, so I rented the venue for the show. Like I'm not a bank. Like I didn't just fucking lend you money and you give it back to me when I'm able to take, you know, possession of it.

You guys aren't tricking me either. Like I know you're spending it now on operating costs and that you won't have it when you have to, like I know there's a very real chance of you going out of fucking business. Sure, well, they'll, you know, they'll ask the government for money. The stage guy.

They're gonna build out. The stage guy that I rented the stage from, I had to pay 25% upfront, peer space, the venue space, nicely. They offered me credit. Yeah. I said, fuck you, I'm going to AMACs and they said, we'll give you double the credit.

Right. You got it. I'll take that one. You made it to me. You made me an offer I couldn't refuse. How about fucking that? I had a price like that. But the stage guy says, well, I'm keeping the 25% deposit.

Said, okay. You're keeping it for taking a phone call from me. Real fucking nice too. What are your lawyer now? Yeah. To lock down the date, that was before the global pandemic hit and the state declared martial law.

You're keeping that for your fucking inconvenience. Stop with the martial law. What do you call it? It's not martial law. What is it, a martial request? What is it, what is it if I can't go outside without getting arrested? You keep saying you can't go outside without getting arrested? You keep saying you can't go outside

without getting arrested. You can go outside, you can go to the store, you can drive around in your car. That's it. You can't, martial law light. Would you accept that? Marshall law, yeah. God.

Marshall lights. You see what Airbnb was going on with them? What are they doing? So we had an Airbnb in California area there. So we toiled and toiled over finding something we actually wanted to stay in, finally found it. So all those shit went down. So we went back to cancel it

because they said, hey, Airbnb is gonna give you all your money back. All the fees, don't worry about it. So I go and cancel it. Yeah. And they still leave a service fee on there for like $100. I'm like, whoa, whoa, what's this? So I call them up and I say,

I can't burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn.

I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. I can burn. a doctor's note for some reason that you couldn't attend. So I had to literally get a doctor's

note for my daughter saying that she couldn't fly. So actively to get the feedback. Actively fighting the quarantine. $100. Yeah. Right. They wanted to see that. Dude, there's a guy on there that he's on there trying to represent all of Airbnb hosts. Yeah. And he just rails on Airbnb for like four minutes straight about how terrible it is that they're not allowing people to go through and they're giving these fees back. Just what do you mean? They're terrible for keeping the fees and not giving them back. No, he's one of the hosts and he's saying that they shouldn't give these fees back because they should just pay the host.

Yeah, fuck everybody. Fuck everybody who can't use it. I mean, this whole thing is so fucking insane. The idea that you can shut off an economy and then just send out checks like, are you guys, do you know how the, do you know how intricate the web of these transactions and debts are from people to companies to banks like all over America. Are you fucking retarded? You thought that you could just dump in like a little bit here and there.

Whoops. Oh, I'm just reset it. No, you can't reset it. It's in real time. There's no fucking save point. You dummies. Um, yeah. What do you think about I-Dabs?

Scott. So I've been a fan of his since I don't know, like, you know, he came out with all those content cops and all that stuff was was and he's always been like the infallible internet guy. Yeah. I mean, like, yeah, he was the too big to fail of the YouTube. You know, I mean, Mike, he can drop the N word, he can do whatever he wants. And yeah, he's done it tons of times. I don't think you could drop the N word. No, no, I would know what it,

know what I do that. He gets a pass. Yeah, it's, I mean, it's like, what's the look like? Is there, is a white guy? Oh yeah, he's the white guy. He looks like George McFly. He could talk about how they think he has cancer all the time.

Crisp and Glover. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So I mean, he, I feel like he's still, he's still going to come out on the other side of this better than Maddox. So I'll say that much. Sure.

I mean, you know, because he, as much as people like to say, oh, well, he's acting like he cares now when he never did before. But ultimately, I think he just still doesn't care. You know what I mean? And I think that attitude's gonna get him on the other side of this where he's just gonna continue on like he always has.

And I don't think he's really gonna lose that many fans over people being upset. Maddox jumped into his rescue think he's really going to lose that many fans over people being upset. Maddox jumped into his rescue because he's deleting comments from, he's deleting comments calling him a cuck. I does. Yeah, I don't know. Maddox says, maybe it's because it's spam and it's your, and it's a creepy and obsessive

people keep copying and pasting. I've dealt with many a stalker myself. I can't get through this. Maddox sees himself. I know a lawyer. Yeah. Maddo't get through this. I know a lawyer. Yeah, Maddoxies and Maddoxies and himself and Idubs right now and so he's clamoring.

I don't doubt it. And the big difference also, no Max is slightly different because he was respected by people at some point in the past. Yeah. And some of the other people that Idubs is being compared to, they

weren't necessarily respected in the past so they never had anything to get back. Oh, I think I dobs has always had a level respect that it's going to be hard for that to be shaken, and he's not going to act like these other, he's not going to act like Maddox now. This is like a serious, a serious, hard question of this guy. I should have been. I just, yeah, I really think it's gonna be different with him. I just think it's funny when guys refuse to acknowledge that like if I go to a guy and I go, hey, would you be all right with your girlfriend flirting with a guy at a bar to get a drink? I get yes or no out of that immediately.

Would you be okay with that? No, fuck no. No. No. Or, yeah. All right. Yeah. Got it. I'm making judgments Like, all right, yeah, got it. I'm making judgments of you, but that's fine.

That's your deal. But when it comes to this, like, when you tweak it slightly and make it instead of one guy in a drink, it's 500 guys and, you know, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a a pick or whatever, then all of a sudden it's very complicated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So are you guys or no? Well, it's funny how people argue, depending on what side they want,

they will oversimplify or under simplify the argument. When they're usually arguing from a position of weakness, they'll do that with the other side. Well, you know, it's really complicated. It's like, or no, it's very simple. It's very simple. You don't see that.

You're a fucking idiot. Yeah, that's true. Well, anyway, Scott, thank you for calling in. Do you have any favorite memories of our 200 episodes of mine? Oh, man. Well, obviously every time that I've been on here, that's just been an amazing memory.

Me too. You're one of the oldest. I mean, I've I've always especially because of, you know, your your your production and stuff. It's a it's always like, Oh, Reverend Scott, he's been like a constant thread throughout the entire time on the internet. So we've been doing this for, Oh, go ahead, Scott, you're going to say some. Oh, yeah, I mean, all I was going to say is that I really wish I could be more involved than I am. I know I, I mean, this shame was plugged for what I do all the time is that the stuff that

I sent in to the biggest problem and mostly to you guys where you kind of take your clips out of context and all that kind of stuff. I've been doing that stuff for 10 years for the outside of the cinema podcast. I do it every single week, more or less. And yeah, I've been doing that a long time, so that didn't come out of nowhere. So that's kind of why I wish I could do this more, but I do as much as I can.

I try to get involved with the big episodes because I'm always listening. I know that much. Oh, cool. I know I'm nervous. I want to thank you for never sending me an invoice. All the times you've been doing that. Oh, that didn't show up at it? No, they didn't show up yet. Let me get with my people. I'll see if I can. Well, I'll give you an invoice though. I got a couple other email addresses for them. Yeah, for Dick, I'll give them to you off my invoice. Yeah, off the air though.

They'll get through. Always looking out. Yeah, I had some yogurt this morning. I gotta add that in. Oh, good, good. How long have we been doing this now? I think May, May 2014. Oh my gosh.

Was the first episode of Big Shot 2014? Is that so this is what? Six years, six years? Six years of podcasting. Wow. I, it is, it's remarkable how much I have changed in six years. Yeah. I mean, there's shit, like, I mean,

we've, the world has gone in places that we just never, the stuff we were bringing in six years ago seems like kid stuff. Like SJWs was a problem we just never, the stuff we were bringing in six years ago seems like kids stuff. Like SJWs was a problem we brought in in the original biggest problem run. That was a new thing that we talked about. Yeah, I know. I know. And it mastestitized.

What is it? Mestestitized? Mestestitized? Mestestitized. I think so, yeah. Into a entire cancerous culture of canceling. It's just crazy to see how things have risen. I think my whole opinion, we're not opinion.

I guess my perspective of you and Sean has changed dramatically since you got your own show too. Like a homosexual way. In a homosexual way, it's changed. Well, obviously that way, but also in a way to where like, I feel like I'm finally have met the real Dick Masterson and the real Sean. Don't ever think that.

That's a trick. Well, no, I mean, not in the way that you're under the shadow of the Maddox. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because I feel like you were stifled on the old show. Now that I go back and listen to it knowing what these show sounds like, it feels like that was, like you were being stifled in many ways. I was. Now I'm like a black woman after, like after Rosa Parks did the civil rights.

Now I'm free to be me like a black bird, like Palm Cardney sings about. Right. That's basically been my journey through these six years of podcasting. I'm glad that you called that out, Reverend Scott. Yeah, it's even important. And it's pretty obvious, but yeah, you probably should have been part of that imagined thing that all the celebrities were doing. Those cuts. Did you notice that all of them, it seems like they went out of their way to look as bad

as possible like, hey, I'm suffering too. I'm struggling to, yeah. I bet they spent hours looking at that. They don't have their makeup people with them at home to look normal. I don't know what it is, but it's equally pathetic. I love that the people who have just infinite resources are preaching to watching them try to act like they're affected by this in any way is sickening. Yeah.

Yeah. So you got to break, but Charles Manson was right. We got to let him out of prison in these tough times. I think some of us, he's dead. Yeah. We got to bring him back to life then.

I think some of them actually think they are suffering like to them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think they actually think, oh yeah. oh yeah, no, I completely align with the plight of some guy who can't go to work. And you're getting a checkup. I played one on TV. You know, I played a guy on TV as a wife and kids.

It's all what you know, what you're used to. That's true. Ellen posted pictures of her where she looked like she was crying at home. Like, you can see behind her, the windows on her wall are taller than my house. And she's crying on her couch. And I'm thinking, I'm just mad at my house because people are playing garbage jingo with the garbage can where they don't want to take out the garbage so they keep rolling at higher and higher.

And to all do it. Yeah. And take that down. There's an authority about that. I don't want to take out the garbage so they keep rolling it higher and higher and sure until I'll do it. Yeah. Take that, Dan. I don't think she worries about that. I think so either. You should just stop doing something that, you know, that you normally do. Gone Strikes. That needs to be done.

Yeah. And just see how long it, play a game with yourself. Just see how long it takes before somebody notices and before somebody in some passive aggressive manner asks you to do it. You know the garbage, you know the garbage is pulling out. Yeah, I do it. Somebody else will do it and then they'll have to tell you about it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, then you hit then with this, I was going to do it. Yes, that's the straight. That's gutting. That's like a finishing move. That's like a combo

breaker and street fighter. You know what? I did all this shit. You just go sit there, buy your time, and then go, pfff. Oh, I was just gonna do that. Yeah, you go like, oh, wait, why did you do that?

I said I would do that. Said I would do that, bitch. Said I'd do that. I was gonna do it later. I was gonna finish what I was doing. I was gonna finish all my YouTube browsing. My emails. Yeah.

And then I was, you didn't have to do that. What percentage do you think people are actually? Thanks, though. Yeah, really we both did it. Let's do a flow chart like we did before. Reverend Scott, what makes you a rage? Let's see, besides, let me see if I have any notes on Rages here because I did mention the garbage thing.

I did mention the garbage thing. I did mention the celebrities. There's still the ever-present women not putting cap somethings correctly in the refrigerator. I'm trying to say that towards the direction of my wife. I know she can hear me here. Do you have the problem with people crossing the street and ignoring that you're driving through? They're like, not at a crosswalk. Is that happen where you're at? Jay walking.

Yeah. Jay walking, but they pay no attention to the cars. They just purposefully walk out and expect you to take their lives in your hands. That happens all the time in LA. A guy, a little Mexican dude, who was wearing a little Mexican dude starter kit with like a little red trucker hat and a starter button up shirt, a button up shirt with a pattern that I have never seen in a store.

Stripe pattern tucked into a pair of blue jeans, high hip blue jeans, leaf eyes. I encountered him on the street the other day, and he ran, he ran across the street. He knew he was cutting me off, but he bolted across the street. I tried to pull over to give him a tip for that. Give him 20 bucks right here on the spot.

Thank you for doing that. Right, get running. He ran away, it's faster than I could get him. Places to go. All right, well, I'm gonna let you guys get to all the millions of other people that want to call in. Okay. I wish I could be there right now. I wish I could be drinking your beer. I wish I could see Sean's v neck in front of me. Uh-huh. And it's going to

happen one of these days. I promise you. Where do you live for you? You in what area? I'm in central Illinois. Oh, okay. Wow. So you're a little ways. Yeah, a little ways. Why? Why in central Illinois? Yeah. I can't, you know, how it goes, where you just are born somewhere and they've just, some reason they can't leave.

Well, I've never been to central Illinois, so it's probably, it's probably very nice. No, it's not. I mean, I tried to help. I don't like corn and math. I guess is really if you're into that, I bet a method could grow a lot of corn, very industrious people. You know, they are always going. So yeah, other than that, I think I've said all the things I can say, I'm going to let you guys get to other people. All right. So you go fuck yourself and peace of love guys. Go fuck yourself. And to you, my to the other people. All right, get out of here. Once I go fuck yourself and peace and love guys.

Go fuck yourself. And to you, my friend. Thank you. It reminds me, speaking of how Maddox was oppressing me. So long for so long. The, you know, it's so funny that I was gonna say, I never saw, you almost never talked about it. Like you did, and like, I know, because I know you,

and that's why it's like, well, what fucking good would but bitch bitching would bitching to Sean do like it's like he can't control him. So it was like these emails that came out and everything was like are you crazy? Like he actually sat down and wrote that. I have a and how like just like verbally whipping it's like how long do that take him number two? Oh yeah. He'd been working on those for weeks. Well, you know when he runs them by people too. At least Randy, but everybody else too. I've got a flow chart that Maddox made

for that he made to show me. And you know that meeting that we had where I threatened to knock him out if he didn't change his tone or you, like one of the, that was even before the wedding, I think. Yeah, I think so, yeah. He made a flow chart of how, of how I need to be thinking. Like, a flow chart that designated if my, what was I saying, was it, what I was saying, contributing to something, it was like a weird kind of constructive problem-solving

flow chart. That's insane. I have it. I have obtained a copy of this. Wow. I don't know when I'm gonna break it out, though. I would love to see it. It's pure insanity.

That's crazy. And I probably definitely would have knocked. I probably would have strangled him into parlor if he had brought that out. You know, like Homer Simpson, like, I can't, I can't, I can't let you, I can't let you walk away. You, you at least would have laughed uncontrollably in a manner that would lead him to believe that, that was the stupidest thing anyone has ever done. Maybe.

Yeah. Or not, because I'm the idiot. And all these people who have these dealings with me, these, these unfavorable dealings with me, they still think they're right. I was going to say, I am going to start releasing these solutions episodes, the uncooked solutions episodes on Thursday at uncooked to celebrate the 200 episodes on Thursday at uncooked.dot thedickshow.com. I think that's where it's at. I'll do them two at a time. Maybe

one at a time. I think two at a time. Awesome. I'll bounce those out. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Because Max already released them. Did he? Yeah, he released them long time ago. Oh, that's right. That's right. He didn't do anything. He doesn't care. He gave up any right to you know. Right, right, right. But he released his edits after, right? Yeah. So I'm just releasing the un-ended version version, Snow Big Deal. Okay, what else do I have? Is Tessa, Tessa Fowler? Well, Sean, I've got more than my fingers crossed

that she's actually coming in. No shit. 80s girl did her hair for the first time in two weeks because Tessa was coming in. Oh, so we'll see about that, buddy. Somebody hold somebody on high regard. Oh, I've just been watching Zat Brandigan clips all day yesterday to prepare for that.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a beast row. She's out of control. Yeah. Oh, thank God. If I had kids I would make them watch that whole run. Like, I'm not making references to Futurama to myself. Dear kids, sit your ass down.

I'm prepared to send wave after wave of men to their deaths. Joseph Sipu. I've also got this article about polyamory during the lockdown. We're guys locked down with his girlfriend's boyfriend. Girlfriend and... You see what's going on here? The fuck is going on?

I don't know. I just don't get it. Now he's got another... I don't get it. Like is there... I see a guy even you sitting right here. I don't really like you right here. I'm already aggravated.

Why, because I'm too close to a- Yeah, just another man. If I'm in a cell with another man, I'm not happy about it. Yeah, okay. But these guys are splitting women with other guys? Yeah, that's the fuck. I don't relate to that.

I don't relate to that at all. No, it's not good. Guys drinks my beer and I'm like, all right, well next time you know, you better start replacing those fucking things. Right, right, right. Takes all kinds of guests. Joseph Sipu, I'm gonna go buy masks

and burn them in my backyard just so I can film it and show this twat. I think he's talking about Maddox. Maddox is unboxing video that we watched on the set, so he didn't have anything in frame. That's perfect. Such a fumble at the goal line. Abisi says, say I got a name for your your stock fund where you were you killed. Yeah, the index fund. Yeah. The misery index. Pretty good. Pretty good. A.J.U. says,

In-dix. Pretty good. A.J.U. says, here you go, how about a male-order kit to steal valor from the healthcare guys as everyone is sucking their dicks at the moment, a fake healthcare ID. Stick an N95 mask in it for selfies. Well, well-cut tighter fit scrubs, perhaps with that optical illusion of tits trickery for your biceps. Oh yeah, that would be a shirt that has like a 3D. Remember when we saw that shirt that made your tits like made a woman that had no tits? Look like she had big tits. Yes. That, but for your biceps.

Not bad. Like an optical illusion. That would be cool. Not bad. Example, weepy, tweed, snapchats, Facebook statuses about how tough it is for healthcare people at the moment. You know, it's even funnier. They're getting paid less.

Because that's right. That's right. That's right. All of their salaries are patient-based. So no one's going in, they're getting turned away. So they're getting paid fucking less. The salaries are patient-based. Yeah.

How much they get paid is how many people they see. Like in all cases, or I mean, I don't know about all cases, but that's a significant metric and to see how much money they make. Doctors. Yeah. How many people did you see?

Interesting. That's how they get paid. Interesting. So they see in less people. So who got the crap? Who got the crap? So they cram everybody together and then start getting an hour behind schedule.

People delivering packages, but if you're late 10 minutes, they're like, oh, fuck you, we gotta work you back in. Cashiers, sitting there all day, taking the money. Yeah. Hospital doctors, Megan Lesmani, who didn't get fucked, Boeing, the Kennedy Art Center, who also donated $5 million to Democrats.

Wonderful! Good job. American family's out 64 grand. Ah, amazing. Amazing, indeed. Go fuck yourself. Zander says, hey, Dick, I got a stock market question.

I have about $2,000 saved up and I still have a job. Are there any stocks I should invest in? I've never traded stocks before. I probably should just kill myself because I didn't invest in Boeing. Thanks in advance, man. Well, Warren Buffett never buys airline stock. He has a rule.

Is there right? Yeah, he has, he's explicit about it. Every time he wants to, he has a number that he calls. Is a joke that he makes. You're fine. It's not a, I think people are encouraged to treat the stock market like a casino. Yeah.

The millennials are. They're buying puts and like they're doing wild stuff that makes no sense to me. Yeah, it's not a short, it's not a short thing. It's not how much, it's not how much you invest. It's how often you invest. You gotta do it little bits your whole life. Or you know, just dump it in and cross your fingers.

But how much could you fucking make off $2,000? It's not a lottery, 7% return. That's great. Just looking to start, 7, go look up dollar cost averaging in index funds, even though they're overvalued, they always will be. Dr. Lieutenant Dickhead, STD, hey Dick, you participated in my post on Reddit

where I was asking about how to get a fuck buddy and complaining about women being confusing as shit. Well, one of them gave me the clap. Funny enough, the one time I was confused. Yeah, not very confusing. The one time I've ever had a girl request me not to use a condom. See?

Those are signs you gotta look out for. Yeah. She says use a condom and you talk her out of it, you're probably okay. But if she's like, yeah, no, don't, don't, don't bring that thing over here. I'm like, yeah. Okay. Ah. Lesson learned if she says not to use a condom, you better fucking use one.

If she requests that you use one, you probably don't have to worry about it. Yeah, you're right about that buddy Ep here we go episode one ninety nine. Hey dick long time listener from the biggest problem the universe days I need to get this off my chest Your coronavirus rants from episode 199 were the most painful thing that I've ever heard since Maddox's HOA cringe fest Really? God. That's the most, more than the ball inflating, that hurt pretty bad. More than me and Carl talking about the zoo files rubbing horse semen all over them

and drinking it. I don't know about that, sir. The only thing keeping me sane were the actual arguments presented by Sean and the guy that called in it wasn't feeling I'm gonna be funny Feeling I'm gonna pay for this somehow. Why me? No, but on your keeping the audience around Please stick to comedy if I The fighting is keeping the audience around. Yeah, it's fun as a personal favor Please stop bringing so many alt-right people into the podcast. Oh, wow's fun. As a personal favor, please stop bringing so many alt-right people into the podcast.

Oh wow, you got a lot of demand, sir. It's really exhausting. And for a month now, I've been finding myself fast forwarding episodes. Oh no! Dickel, do better, sir. I'll change. Do not cancel your credit card.

I would have never had Siifon Mollinuon if I had known it would be so, if I had known his idea that we have a great deal of communism already in the government would be so offensive. Did you get a lot of backlash for him? I mean, just like there's always a backlash. I know. It wasn't the men's level. That's like asking. Gotcha.

Gotcha. By the way, her, you know, her dad still sends her emails every day. Like crazy emails. They donated her car that they were gonna call the police on. He told her that they were donating it to a charity. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And that, oh, this was the best part.

He told Mint that she, that he needed her tax information. And then a follow up email saying that he found out that she already filed her taxes and claimed herself as a dependent and that she fucked up because she actually, that means she overpaid. Minden know this, I of course know this, that that's not true, it's because now he can't claim you as a dependent and take the right off. That's why he's trying to fuck with your brain. Anyway, it's it, yeah.

Anyway, it's on this stuff. It's really exhausting. And for a month now, I've been finding myself fast forwarding episodes, something I've never done in five years of listening. No! Sorry, man. Your strong point, obviously IMO,

is talking about relationships and shitting on Maddox. The episode you were talking about Maddox argument, our apartment with one of the girls that called in was the funniest that the Dixho has been in a long time. I really enjoyed that. The W-A-P-W-A-T-P collab are also great. Stay safe and send my regards to Sean and Adix girl.

I'm not sending your regards to Adix girl, buddy. I don't know what kind of relationship you think this is. I don't know. I'm thinking the kind of guy who would let another guy buy my girl a drink at the bar. No, absolutely not. No, it's sir. You think I'm sending any regards to her from you?

I don't think so, buddy. Government wanting too much power in Corona. Hey, Mr. Mass from Big Fan up here in Canada, or what might be left of it. Just wanted you to say, I just wanted to say that I now 100% take your side when you say you don't want your government interfering in rights during the corona outbreaks. Canada is now shutting everything down. But the most terrifying thing was that it revealed our idiot prime minister tried to pass a relief bill that if agreed upon and passed would have given both him and the finance minister

unlimited and unchallenged power for 18 months. Why would they do that? It's always stick that shit through in times of crisis. All they had to do, I actually had some idiot tell me that the reason the bailout bill had to be so complicated, like all they had to do is do one bill, like we're giving everybody 1200 bucks right now. Yeah.

Done, vote, done. Is that easy? Okay, start doing it. Now let's work on the bailout one. I had someone tell me that they combined it all, which they obviously do to use us as leverage, right? Obviously. Makes sense. Like they tack in all their shit obviously do to use us as leverage, right? Obviously, make sense. Like they tack in all their shit on the 12,

on the thing that American people that it helps them. Yeah, so they can shove it through. Cause if they pass that shit through on their own, everyone would hang them. Right. I had someone tell me they do that because it's easier. It's easier to get what they want. Yeah, it's easier to get what they want.

Yeah, it's easier to go, bill number one, all the eyes, yeah, I, okay, number two. Like, how big of a sucker? How strong is the status quo fallacy in people? Where it's just they have an explanation for why everything is all the time and that it's good. Because it's been, yeah, well, just because it's been a certain way all the time doesn't mean that that's how it should continue. Obviously, it's like, well, you've been doing

that it's stupid for 50 years. Yeah, you're getting scammed, man. Yeah, why can't you see that? Okay, let me see if anybody else wants to call in. Tessa hadn't answered me. Uh-oh, oh, indeed. Well, Ki anybody else wants to call in. Tessa hadn't answered me. Uh-oh. Oh, indeed. Well, Kiwi Chris wants to call in.

Oh, good. My dad wants to call in. Good. Let's get some of these collars in. Hey, what's up, Kiwi Chris. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. How's it going?

Oh, wonderful. You're the only one with a working Skype out of everyone we fucking talk to. That's not good. Oh, and I wonder why that is. I don't know why that is. I don't know. I guess you're smart to do everyone, including Sean. How are you handling the coronavirus situation? Skype works fine.

I think it's a high exact, you know why? I'm sure you do. And you do have an answer. Well, I think it's because I wanted to destroy the economy. They don't want to fuck up the businesses. Who's that? The, the, I think it's because I want to destroy the economy. They don't want to fuck up the businesses. Who's that? I think it's the george conspiracy. Yeah, that makes it. Okay.

Following you. And they want to destroy the businesses. Like they want to close, like, for example, I'll go to a cabab shop regularly and they just lost customers, you know, it's just ridiculous. And you can't get your cababs. Yeah, well, I can get my cababs, but it's just their business is basically, you know, non-existent, you know?

Yeah. But, um, I do agree with you about the overreaction. I don't know about the Jews part. Why not? Why not the Jews part? That was the crux of his argument. I mean, when you say Jews, who are you talking about? The Jews are responsible for basically everything, you know, like vaccines, like causing damage

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Can't read you what I hear it. About what? Cameron Clark. You got Joe Cameron. OK, very disgruntled fan. Yeah. Are you aware that he's actually a school janitor? Is that true?

Is that true? Yeah, yeah. He's been speaking truth so far. Yeah, it's nothing but facts. I might have tried to bring him to the school and him sharing the candy with the children. OK. What's the joke? Well, apparently that's how he's

fairly well with all the children. You get what I mean. Like sexually? I know. By the way, yeah, I put a YouTube video called the candy man and the put in the block, he blocked me on this discord. Oh, that's a bad man. Oh, bad. That guy's bad news. He's actually, fuck, he's really made a mess of me and you're actually 100% right.

He's bad news, you know? Yeah, I mean, I know, I try to tell people what they're getting themselves into, but they don't, sometimes they want to find out for themselves. Well, at least you can't say they're not going in with their eyes open. Yeah. How's your, how's it been, how's it been? You seen any hookers lately? Um, well, I was going to, I haven't really been filling up to it, but um, um, she does,

she does ring me up sometimes when I send her a text, but she never responds to my text. That's really where because she always finds me in response to my text. Would you be any reason for that? Do you know? Why a hooker wouldn't respond to you? You know, honestly, I think a lot of women in the gig economy, so to speak. Do you know what that is? No.

No, you must understand the sort of me. She... I send you a text, right? But she doesn't respond to my text. She always calls me response to my text and I don't know why she just calls you. She calls you. She calls you. Oh, what does she want to talk about?

I'm sure you're your voice. I don't know. Maybe she likes me or maybe she wants me to, I don't know. She's trying to like use you for entertainment. Is that you guys locked down there too in Australia? You can't leave the house? No, I think it's become pretty close to that, but not quite yet. Well, a lot of chicks, they just want to talk on the phone because they're bored, and they

want to tell you stories like they need a whole of their own to dump into. Are the conversations long? An ear hole. What about Henry Barstie Roomba here? I don't remember her now. Henry Morris. Oh, yeah, I remember her. Yeah.

Yeah, she's still messing with me. Oh, really? What's she doing? I'll basically keep forgotten about. I'm actually over it. Actually, I used to love you, you know, B0 the time, but, you know, I'll just let it derogate and think out.

I'll just say, why, that's it. That's good. Make her work for your attention. That's right. You know, today is our 200th episode of this show. You know that? That's right. And I feel privileged to be on it, actually.

I feel privileged for you calling in. You're a great customer to get on here. It's been a while. I'll buy the way I apologize for best at. She's a real bitch, eh? Dr. Rachel has a number of... Well, no, I don't think I'm not 100% sure if they... Oh, no? I don't really know.

I don't know. I think it's real. She really messes like she just blocks me and unblocks me and starts. She does it because she's bored, you know? Yeah, oh yeah. She said she was gonna call Peter about my hamster because it was the cage was too small or something like that.

Really? The best thing that she wanted to, did she actually want to fuck your ride rage venue or something? Yeah, she said she did, but so many people want to fuck my events over. I mean, it's like, I got a lot of enemies. It's hard for me to take any of them seriously. I assume they're all doing it. Are you out of, I'm blocking on your twel, eventually? Yes, I can do that. Thank you. Okay. All right. What makes you a rage? Do you have anything else?

Then I'm going to take some other callers. Thank you for calling in. Any questions? What makes me rage is the moderator of come down to the squad. Oh yeah? Because she really messed with me. She really made my, she really made me feel it. She was really, she's just a real bitch. The moderator of the come town discord. Yeah, I don't know you were splitting your time with another podcast over here. Yeah, the hell, man. Oh, nice. She told me she was, this is the jakey say like she just stopped talking. She just completely guys say, but what she does remember, she yet she admitted to me that she was 600 pounds. You know, she was a big fatty and she couldn't even get out. So they're really. And then you were done with that, huh? Yeah, it's time with that. Yeah.

I'm glad I'm not talking to her anyway. Hey, I got somebody who wants to talk to you. Cantillians is also here. Do you want to talk to him for this special 200 episode? If he wants to come on here, if you want to stay. All right, let me bring him on right here. Cantillians, you're here. You're on. Hey, hey dick. Hey, Sean.

Hello. Yeah, I can hey, can you hear me Chris now? Hey Chris, you might have to jump in discord. Do you want to do that? I bet you deleted myself for the server while you deleted me off the server. That's what that's what you did. I can invite you back in. Can't tell you as you can get on Skype if you want. Dictators you do that. It's too much bother. Don't rob it up. Wow. It's a nice reunion. You got honest.

You want to apologize? Yeah. You want to apologize. You want to apologize. I have a one on one. Can't tell you as I can get on Skype. Yeah. Get on Skype.

How small would you? Your audio is great. Your audio is always great too. Everyone else's audio is fucked. We had a doctor call in. Couldn't understand for shit. But Kiwi Chris always nails the audio. Hello.

Hey guys, how you doing? Oh, there he is. Hey, can't tell you anything. I can't tell you anything again. Hey, how's it going Chris? I'm not too bad, how are you? What's up? I'm doing good.

I'm doing good. It's really good to hear your voice again, man. It's been, uh, it's been way too long. Oh, thank you. Oh, it's good to know that you're doing well. Yeah. Yeah. You guys had a bit of a falling out, huh? And I blame Cameron Clark for that by the way, Chris.

I think Cantillion's is a nice guy and that he treats you respectfully. Oh, yeah. For some reason, I don't know. Um, I think Cameron Cianni Purs's made me feel like absolute shit, you know. Yeah. What about the Jews? Oh, the Jews, yeah, well, they're the blame for all the economic mess or anything. What do you think would you do because, yeah.

But what you got to remember, this is fact, I mean, you got to think of the economy right now and compare that to your economy in Willalton and it's exactly the same. Okay. So I don't really understand what you're making a joke because it's actually quite serious, you know, like the stuff that's just up here. Well, I make jokes about serious things. That's how I deal with them. I don't joke about anything. Oh, by the way, I'm showing. Yes, sir.

Are you have the, do you have an email, Tristil? Yeah, I was on the website. Yeah, it's on the website. It's on Dick. Show. Yeah, it's on the who, the who page. Right. So what else do you want to talk about, Kenti? Hey, Chris, you know, since it's the 200th episode, like this is a really big moment for Dick and the whole DTS community. How about you and I get together again? Maybe not do a podcast again. I don't know, like let's let's just start going on speaking terms

I mean like this it times like this with the world going to hell. We need a smart voice like you Mm-hmm. Sorry. We need you I'll accept your apology, but um, I know this is a stupid question, but is your apology sincere, though? Actually, in all honesty, I've taken a lot of time to think about it. I've changed a lot as a person I've grown up, and this is a sincere apology. Yeah. I apologize for all the bad things I've done to you. What did you do? Can't tell you what did you do?

Well, I'm not trying to, hey, look, can't tell you anything, though. Yeah, I'm here. Yeah. I'm not trying to be confrontation, but, I mean, you do admit that the whole thing about getting me in cast right now, that was pretty fucked up, so I don't you agree? I mean, Okay, all right. Yeah, the whole incarceration thing, I would say that it was a good idea if the last show

would be if you went to jail, but I wasn't trying to get you in jail, but whatever that's such a, like, that's what happened. He was just spitball. That's what happened. I was spitballing. You were joking, right? So you were just joking, was that what you're saying? I was just joking. If that was the last episode, it would be funny. Yeah, Chris, I thought it would be funny if I got, if I got coronavirus and died at Maddox's fake funeral. Like, that's just a joke, because I don't actually, well, it would be funny if I got coronavirus and died at Maddox's fake funeral. Like, that's just a joke. I don't actually, well, it would be funny.

But maybe we should send coronavirus to Dr. Rachel. I think she deserves a dose, don't you think? I don't think she's a real doctor, buddy. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what I love. Say that again. Right. Say that again.

You just had a stroke. I really like to talk with Dr. Reggie, the wayplank. Well done, no, no, don't do that. Hey, you're breaking up Chris. You're breaking up. All right, are you guys on speaking terms now? Of course. Chris, do you want to speak with Cantillians again?

Are you guys friends again? Ah, damn it. I think it's going to be on block, it. I think it's gonna block me on Twitter then. Really too sure. There you are. There you are. Oh, by the way. Yeah.

Can we do a deal on this, I'm just trying to think. Okay, he wants money. You want money? Yeah. You want money? And you say the Jews are a problem. They don't say you took, do you think you'd be able to put in some wipe out or not? What do you say what against?

The 80, it was 40 dollars, Chris. And yes, I will transfer you over $40. You let a long pass. Chris can't catch. There we go. There you go. I'll transfer the $40. Yeah, that would be great.

Money talks. Stand up guy. Yeah, money talks, stand up guy. Yeah, it's a standard going. Following through on your. Just hang on a minute. Okay, let me check my email. Did that money come through? Dick.

What? Yeah. Did you, I'm not, did you, I know, so we can work something out, can't you? But I'm, I'm, okay. I know? So, okay, we can work something out, Kentians, but I'm okay. Is there anything else that you want to talk about or not? Not really, no. You're kind of breaking up, too, but I got a lot of callers to go through.

I appreciate you calling in. Okay, I'm from... All right. All right. Chris. All right. See you. All right.

See you. See you. See you. girl. Bye guys. Bye. Can't talk. Happy 200. Thank you. Thank you guys. You guys are my favorite podcast. All time. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no comparison. F five. I'm on that fucking thing. F five, F five. I need my Chris and can't show. Well, I'm glad. I'm glad you like us. I won't see if we can do it again. Oh, God, I heard. All right. I liked it more than Fight Night with Kleg and Kimble. And that says a lot.

That was a great program. Of course. All right, buddy, see ya. All right, all right, my guess, bye. Social, we got through that whole conversation without talking about social distancing, isn't that amazing? Yeah, well, you know, they have varied interests and you know nothing. No, that sucks That sucks. Why is that yeah, what is it that happens a lot with them happens a lot to me. I know Sean. Yeah

Soon as somebody types in dick masters in She said she listened to the show and really really liked it. Oh wow. I beat off 10 times that day like the Grinch. Yeah. That's what happened in that story, isn't it? The Grinch is all day. Grue three sizes that day. He did it off 10 times. Yeah. And then he slid down his come from Mount Crumpet. So he got there so fast. Yeah. Yeah. It was all dry. He's like, I know, I'm gonna blow this load right down here. All right. My dad said he wanted to call in, not yet. I'll have him call in and we'll get through some of these callings.

So, how can we handle? I'm just gonna assume everybody wants to call in, even though that sounds, that sounds insane to do. Yeah. I want to go and alphabetically, because I don't wanna go through the whole, I don't wanna go through the whole, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Like I'm gonna unmute you,

and if you're fucking muted, if you're muted on your end or your audio is fucked, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, g want to call in, just fucking mute yourself. And then we'll know right away. That's how we'll do it, okay? But if you're unmuted, you better speak right away. And it's lightning round. So get it out. Get it out. I'm gonna put a shot clock on this fucking thing

to be a lot shorter than being the NBA. All right, Anane, Anane. Anane, what makes you rage? Okay, no. Systems working perfectly. This is KTG. KTG, what makes you rage? Fucking Twitter.

Yeah. Can't just enjoy Twitter. Every time when I go on to it, it's always just something, pedophiles, furries, degeneracy, Goddammit. I just can't stand Twitter right now. Yeah, Goddammit. That an apple, I don't know why.

Why not apple? Apple. Propaganda. Bullshit, I can't put flack files on an iPod, it's bullshit. Flack files, what are you like? What are you listening to? Like some bows, Oliveson, whatever, $7,000 speakers and a A-Class tube amp? How the fuck are you enjoying your music $7,000 speakers and a two in a A class two, BAMP.

How the fuck are you enjoying your music? Through the little headphones and a teni speaker. You need a flat file for that? Shit. Yes. Okay. What's up, Jacob? How are you tall, Jacob?

Just checking out the five iPod. We can continue. All right, thank you, Kate. Thank you. Aka, Aka, Aka, Aka. Aka, what makes you rich? Nope. Oh, Sean, this is gonna be hell for you. Okay, thank you. Aka, Aka, Aka, Aka. Aka, what makes you a rage? Nope. Oh, Sean, this is going to be hell for you.

Andy Spiffy. That's fun. Andy Spiffy, what makes you a rage? Tell you what makes me a rage. All these fucking boomers think that they're going to die immediately from this damn coronavirus. You walk around and it's just like, oh God, I'm going to fucking die. And then you got like these old people in the stores that are just like, they're walking slower than fucking molasses.

And then you're standing right fucking behind you, coughing. Like, you're gonna move faster through the store and the checkout line. The virus could outrun them in the quantum realm. Like, it's chasing after them through the substrate of space. And they're walking so slow, it can catch up.

Yeah. Yeah. It's fucked. All right, thanks buddy. You know, I think, I guess I think my point last week was not necessarily that it's definitely not a big deal, but that people are treating projections as though they're in the future.

Yeah, I mean, they're educated projections. Projections, yeah, So what I see, I think nothing's set in stone. Well, what is set in stone is destroying the economy. Like a million people filing for unemployment in a week, that's real. The projections are always just gonna be projection.

Yeah, that's real right now. Yeah, that's my problem with it. What I see is people who are treating projections as though they're fact. There's a big fucking difference. You're talking about treating. It's like a burden then. It depends how confident you can be in the data. I mean, it's never as confident in the projections as I am in a, oh, so I'm like,

one cock in the hand is worth two in the bush. Tangibility, I understand. Okay. No talk, autism is, beef, Oh, so I'm micahole one cock in the hand is worth two in the boys. Tangibility I understand. Okay, no talk autism is beef breeze beef breeze. Here you go. What makes you rage? Yo, can I just say like congrats at 200 episodes so far. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you very much. So fucking proud. My rage is thank you emails. Oh, I thought you have to tell me thank you for shit I'm doing in the first place? Like it's my goddamn job to do what I'm telling you. Yeah. Like what?

What kind of thank you email? Like any good feedback. I don't like that it should either. Like anything. I mean, I don't want to get into like too much detail about what I do, but. I'm doing shit that is what I am employed to do. You don't have to tell me thank you. It just builds up in the clutter is my email.

Especially for other people are, you know, like, copy down my email. Yeah. Well, you must be doing a good job though, if everybody wants to thank you. Not necessarily. Not really. No, I don must be doing a good job, though, if everybody wants to thank you, not necessarily.

Not really. No, I don't always do a great job, but it's fucking annoying. I'm doing what I'm here to do. You don't have to tell me, thank you. You don't have to copy 16 other people on this. It's embarrassing. It's not going to embarrassing me for you in a whole class like this. And if anything, just give me a thank you, NVM,

or thank you, NM, no message. So I can delete that shit right out of the box. And I'm gonna click on and make sure if I'm getting conned into anything else. And all the responses. I'm gonna put that down the side, like, I don't need you to like put me up on display for everyone else.

Also, goddamn, I'm knocking over beer cans. Just for you. Tell me a good job on your own time, don't. Send me a picture of your tits. If you really thought it was a good job, just send me a picture of your tits. I will enjoy it even if they're no good. That's all I'm saying.

All right, beef. I know. Thank you. Go fuck yourself, thank you. All right, I'm gonna go back to A-N-A. A-N-A, are you there? I saw you complaining. Yeah, what's up, Cammy?

Yeah, what makes you rage? I'm really sick about everyone being so fucking excited that they could still do the job from home But yeah bunch of educators and they're like, oh man, I still get to teach all my classes from my house with these zoom meetings Oh boy, get a new educator all day. I wanted to break, I just wanted to chill by fucking can. So fucking annoying. So excited about working from home. Why? There's, you are giving, imagine how much money

you're fucking giving, so I did the math one time. I saw one of these, I got a personal vendetta against teachers because my mom's a teacher, so I grew up with the shit. I know. One too many bunko parties, 10, 10, 10, 10 screaming in the other room. I did the math of some, there was a teacher meme of teachers deserve to be paid X where it was commensurate with their college level of education. No, there's a, I know there's a, there's a big, you know, there's a narrative that's

been going around forever that they're so drastically underpaid. And I don't think in most cases that's really true. Well, this is what the math, you know me, Mr. Fuckin, what is the money people are actually paying for this? They said it was something like, they should be paid $380,000 or something like that, it sounds outrageous. But I went through and found all the data

for how much your taxes are going to pay for education. I see. And it worked out to that being about right. If it was the amount of kids being taught and just the teachers without this massive infrastructure, like without all the insane bureaucracy that supports public education, they would be getting that amount of money. Really?

If they had any sense, if they had that kind of sense in them, they could just say, well shit, I'm zooming with 12 kids or 20 kids, I don't need any of that shit. Like it's all free online. All the textbook, all the lessons. You hit on this a little bit last week, I think.

Yeah. That's interesting. I fucking hoped, I think. Yeah. That's anything. I fucking hoped, though, I hope that people will realize that homeschool is easily as valuable as virtual fucking Zoom school where a hacker can come in and put penises all over your TED talk whenever they want. Wow. You've been busy.

I've been very busy. Yeah, I thank you and Nanne, get out of here. I don't fuck yourself. Okay, Captain Carl, you're next. All right, thank you and Nanak. Get out of here. You'll fuck yourself. Okay, Captain Carl. Captain Carl, what makes you the most? I'm Rage's, people turning it a freaking communist because of his coronavirus stuff. Uh-huh. Yeah, how do you mean?

I, universal, we have Bernie's plan. Universal basically income for everybody with this whole, everybody gets $12,200 Trump bucks. I don't need that money. I make six figures and I'm gonna get $2,400. I'll take it, whatever. Wait, why are you making six figures? Why are you gonna make 20, because you file jointly with your wife? Yes.

Motherfucker. Good for you, you're trapped in a car. I make you money, I think you still fly. Do I still fly? What do you, you mean, little planes? I'm flown a long time. Yeah, it's been a long time you mean? You mean, airplanes? Little planes. I'm flown a long time.

Yeah, it's been a long time, huh? A long fucking time. All right. Flying, it's really fun, but it's very expensive and very time consuming. You're telling me, you guys pay me to do it. I'll take it.

Are you a pilot? Yeah, I'm in the Air Force. Oh no shit. What do you fly? It's small community. I'll tell you, I would tell you privately, but not publicly. Like how cool are the planes do you fly? It's small community. I'll tell you I would tell you privately, but not publicly. Like how cool are the planes that you fly? Give me a one to 10 of coolness fact. Like how,

you know what I mean? I don't know about about an eight, but I can't. There's a lot of you can stop behind it that. Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine. I just like even flying, I would only fly Cessna's. Go back, what are they? 120's? Is that what the model, the very basic bitch model? Is that 172 or 152? 172, I would fly a 172, one of three 172's every time I win up. And just doing that for the few,

the couple of months that I did it, imagining flying like a fucking F-14 after doing that is, well, blew my mind. I had no sense of what it would be like to fly, even flying in a plane does not give you the sense. And, oh no, I'm going. Having that feeling or that impulse was like, fuck man, I could totally see how someone would join the Air Force

just to do that. Just for the fucking experience of being a top gun, Tom Cruise. I totally understood the gay volleyball scene after that. That exists in the Air Force, unfortunately. There's a lot of... What do you mean unfortunately? But the closest thing I've flown to that is the T6. I just put a picture in the Discord all.

Oh, yeah. Oh, nice. Air Force pilots fly that. It's fully air-batics. Is that a trainer? It's an NG. Yeah. Air-batics, force-plane.

Seven. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.

It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It Go fuck yourself. Yeah, stay safe. Stay safe in the air. Cripple Jesus. Oh, boy.

The Cripple Jesus. The pussy slayer. Are you there? Oh, you mother fucker. Cripple Jesus. Cripple Jesus, you prick. Are you not there? I give Cripple Jesus a little time to figure out

what he normally knows how to get on. So it's, oh fuck fuck I do have him muted. Hey, cripple Jesus. Can you hear me? Yeah, there. What's up, man? Why did hell were you on mute? I must have fucked that up.

Hey, first of all, I need to assign you 6% of the blame for my kill streamed abaccal appearance during the roast. Well, I don't know if you remember, but I never said that I fucked her. I thought you were going to fuck her? Yeah, yeah, I was going to fuck her but the morning I got a text message from her that said she was on her period. So? And then she, I said we could work around that but she didn't want to listen so I just requested for a pick of her titties and they were terrible. Somebody described them in the discord. Oh, you posted that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the not safe for work.

You can run again. Well, I mean, shot. We have no, we have to watch. We have to look, even though it's gone, morally repugnant that we're doing this, we have to look, right? Sick feeling. I assume that I assume that cripple Jesus is, this is all a joke and that he just found this picture. So that absolves my moral responsibility to not look at it. Yeah.

Jesus Christ, you guys are busy in this not safe for work channel. Look at all this pornography. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What a throw. Yeah. Where did you meet this curl?

Uh, tender. Oh, God. That looks like, that looks like a couple of lunch sacks that got left out in the rain. Somebody in the discord said that it looked like we're out in cottage cheese. Yeah. Oh God. Okay. Well better luck next time, buddy. Thanks. Does anything make you a rage? Yeah, it's teachers Does anything make you rich? Yeah, it's teachers virtue signaling how important they are.

Yeah, me too. Me too. My mom's dumb fuck boyfriend. He's a dumb, dumb teacher. Oh shit. You're just got to be a boyfriend. Damn it. Damn it. Fuck. Actually, Sean, I need you.

We're going to have to get you to fuck my mom because I can't stand this guy We gotta get him on me somehow for you're a good guy for you. You do it. Yeah come out of retirement Yeah, man, I got to be crippled Jesus stepdad. Oh, Tony's a good kid Yeah, man, I got a BB cripple Jesus stepdad. Oh, Tony's a good kid Would you take him to like little league practice and Yeah What would you do as a dad for crippled you make and play the piano or anything like that? Oh crack a beer open crack no duels open in the front yard while he's rollerblading around Yeah, while he while he's rollerblading rollerblades on his feet and thenblading, he put rollerblades on his feet and then he goes,

yeah, I mean, I don't want a couple skateboards. Yeah. I think I think you gotta, you gotta tell me, to me up on your shoulders and the floor of a derived braid. That's so fucking, I don't know why that's so disturbing,

but that is profoundly disturbing. You can do it. You work out. Yeah, I get to zazz up. I probably could, but that's, I would, I don't know if you could lift that bitch that he sent the titty pick up, but you could look. You could look,

your mom's got a boyfriend who's a gym teacher dick, thousands of hearts are breaking. Oh yeah, he's a fucking oriental. He's so good. Thousands of hearts are breaking. Oh, yeah, he's a fucking retard. He's a good... He's a good... He's a good...

I really miss my kids right now. I wonder how they're coping without Jim Glass. And I'm like, oh, yeah, fucking Pedro really wants to play badminton right now. Yeah. I hate this fucking traumatized. How great is he he a gym teacher for like middle school or elementary school? He teaches a bunch of Mexican fourth graders. Just for just Mexicans and fourth grade. That's a very specialized gym coach. Yeah, yeah, it's like a run jump swim.

It's like a cringey man. Yeah, does he teach football or does he teach him like racquetball and four square and stuff? It's so stupid shit like Whippleball is bad, man. And square dancing. You know when they taught that and elementary school. Yeah, they still even do that.

Who knows? I know when I did Whippleball, I had a runner. I had a signed face runner. Yeah, yeah. Can you bat? I'm not too shabby at it. It's about a while. So I was probably stuck.

You don't want to sign batter too. I would take it. No, no, no, no. If I were his stiff, I'd take him to the cages. You'd take him to the cages? I'd take him to the cages. Yeah take him to the cages. I take him to the cages. Yeah, we'd work on, uh, work on some hitting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pivot. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, maybe that's part was I would always, uh, pick the black kid because I know they can run fast.

Oh, I see. Okay. Okay, you got to pick your own base runner. Yeah, that's good. That would pick the black kid every time. Because there else who's gonna pick like, oh, man, you don't really know who I should pick here. Funny. Okay. Good job. Thanks, cripple Jesus.

Well, you know, I hope your mom is happy, but a lot of people are disappointed. But it is disappointing. Yeah, you know. Yeah, yeah. We won't meet up. I jerk one out to all that every, every time a hot woman gets a boyfriend, jerk one out just for her.

It's like pouring out of the one out. Yeah, exactly. For the homeies. Uh, all right, get out of here. And you're there. It's on 200. Thank you. Thank you. later. It's on 200. Thank you.

Thank you. Make sure you do your homework, all right? Have your mom check it. All right, Sean. All right. All right. Are you old enough to be his dad? I'm sure I am.

Oh, yeah, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's only like 20 or something. 20 or something. I could totally be his stepdad. No, I'm probably yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's only like 20 or something. He's definitely be a step dead. No, I'm probably like his mom's age. Yeah. Probably. Wow.

I don't think she's more than like early 40s, right? I mean, if I don't know, she looks so beautiful. I would never even think to presume her age. That's very, very offensive and rude. Mom's biopolitics. Yeah. All right. Cross McNull. What makes you rage?

Congrats on 200 guys. Thank you. A little bit. You made it. And also I successfully faked my death. So thanks for the advice. How's that?

Long story, not enough to tell it right now. If you want me to tell later, I can. What's the quick version? Interesting. What's the fat? Got a guy in France. It was a buddy of mine, another server to call the chick a one dating and talk to her and pretend to be a French cop and say I disappeared in the French world in the nest.

Ah! Into the French wilderness. To get out of dating her? Yeah. Amazing. The part is, the part is, I don't have social media, so she can't find me with shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We got to wait like right it correctly, but uh, oh, it makes me rage. That's amazing. I'm at, if I'm at home and I'm beating off,

the last thing I want is one of my friends to call me and be like, hey man, I'm driving home from work. Do you keep me company while I'm driving home from work? Yeah, when he's, What are you talking about? Call a phone sex line, man. This is not, that's not what this, that's not why I gave you my number.

Why'd you answer the phone? Yeah, why did you answer the phone? Well, the guy, the guy is, I don't know, because I worried like the guy, and a second, I'm pretty sure the guy could die. So it's like if I don't answer this, the one time I don't answer it, it's gonna be the time he actually needs something

and it's not some dumb shit. Maybe he's gonna fake his death on you. All right. See ya, buddy. Yeah, you can call in again with that one. I think that's amazing. I'm thinking to get out of early. Man, I was really depressed before we started this because of the lockdown stuff, because

of my rights. No, you're better. I'm a lot better now. I'm a lot better now, thinking about all of the mean things that everyone's doing. Yeah. Does your heart good? Oh, doc, doc, for you. Oh, yes, doc, you there. Hey, Dick, hey, Sean, can you hear me? This sound amazing. You sound amazing. So please tell everybody who you are and what you, what you do. I really want to talk to you. I work in the emergency department and fight in COVID on a daily basis. Yeah. How's your one of the true heroes? Yeah.

I don't know if that's an answer or not. So I don't even know from work on Wednesday because I had a cough and a sore throat, a low grade fever, and I just got my COVID testing back today that was negative. So I get to go back to work. How accurate is that negative test? I don't quite know because we're not the ones doing it. They're all sent out to outside facilities and statewide run labs. Oh wow. So accurate enough to return to work. What's up in like? Sure. Because before this, I just saw you, yeah, not exact city, but I'm all around the eastern side. Oh, you are. Which is the eastern side of New York, are you?

No, close to do, but not in New York. Are you in a place that's pretty hard hit thus far? Oh, there's a lot of cases. Yeah. Okay. The cases are really starting to come out. Yeah. Yeah.

So, supplies are really low. Where they're like, you know, the best part is the CEC keeps coming out and saying, Hey, yeah, you know, you need these N95 respirators. And then it was like, Oh, well, you might not need those, but just just wear a regular mask. Oh, well, just wear a bandana. And it's just like, well, the virus isn't changing. You're just changing because we don't have supplies. So we're all going to get sick. That's the supply. Is there like the who in the CDC have every time I hear something from them, it's totally different.

And now I just think, well, I mean, I clearly, you guys are just saying things to manipulate people into doing what you want them. Like everything I haven't heard. I haven't heard wildly different things. You haven't? Not really. Doc, what have you heard? I mean, I don't think we've gotten a great sense of it yet.

I keep reading journal articles and other things trying to keep up with it. And it's really difficult to, they're like, oh, if you have this cough and this fever and blah, blah, blah, blah. But then the gastroenterologist, the GI, the GI correct. The GI docs came out and said that 41% of the people in Wuhan had GI symptoms well before they had any upper respiratory symptoms, just like general abdominal pain diarrhea. And so it's like, oh, and then like some people are like, oh, well, we've noticed in the nursing homes that people were getting pink eye before they got this. And it just seems to be such a crap shoot of symptoms and what people have and don't have. Yeah. As the symptoms, so you're

you're getting more and more information on the reported symptoms and condition of the patients that people would only know from kind of firsthand experience in this country, right? I would say so, yeah. I mean, we're trying to figure out things from Italy and from China and things like that, but it doesn't necessarily help too much in every case. Yeah. I saw a, I don't know who it was who worked in, who's in charge of medicine in

South Korea, but he said 90% of the people who died from it were over 60. And I mean, they already, like I have quite a few 30 and 40 year olds on ventilators right now in my hospital. I've been, yeah, I've been hearing that, yeah, sometimes people get hit really hard. There's, there's, there's, doesn't seem to be a rhyme or reason to it, where a younger person can get hammered. Have you seen people like that? Do they have pre-existing conditions?

Most of them are at least obese or something like that, the younger ones are maybe having some type of problems. I have a single mother, probably. I don't know if I could speak to that, but you know, it's more so, the younger people, I don't know what it is. It's just a crap shoot. Maybe some of them veiled, some of them didn't though. I mean, nobody can really figure it out.

Some people are just getting absolutely killed with it. You know, the older people we understand, but the younger ones are a little bit of an anomaly. Yeah. I'm glad he called it out. This is interesting. Yeah. This is one of your precious expressions. A little bit unnerving.

So my sister, I's not really sick. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Just one question. So you are an MD or? Not an MD, Dio. Oh, Dio, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a Dio. A Dio is over.

Dr. I wish. You can, you can, no, you, he can explain. That'll take me into my rage, just to do over but okay go ahead Sean some well that I mean they used to be considered like the red headed step children of the medical industry right because it's fucking crazy because because of the right an osteo it was a doctor of osteopathy. What theopathic medicine. What the fuck is that? It doesn't have to do with, it's like a more legit chiropractic, you know, like, really?

Well, do I also say anything's legit in chiropractic's bullshit? Yeah, I know. I just, that's what I found like going to Hanzo. Here's the thing, just to, because now they have exactly the same medical training. They're surgeons. They're in every branch of the arm service. There's basically between an MD and a DO, it's, they're the same thing, the internships crossover, like people who really, yeah, but then just like.

They actually just merged, they actually just merged the DO and MD residences and fellowships, so you can pretty much go across the board. DOs were always able to go into an MD residency though. However, MDs could not go to a D.O. residency. Because it's nice to know and she did. She did, uh, she did an alipathiker and MD, uh, residency. But you don't, you don't get the MD, which sounds prestigious.

You get D.O. Sounds like B. Yeah. You get, you still get the red, you're still got the red headed stepchild initials. Correct. That's sex. Yeah. That's a, yeah. I actually, it's something I actually learned about. Sounds like B&E. You still get the red headed stepchild initials correct. That's exact. Yeah. Actually, it's something I actually learned about, but it's like, oh, it's the same.

I guess it's, I don't know what there is to the actual, you know, the practice of, because I mean, you're like manipulating, you manipulate joints and stuff like that. It's slightly more holistic as far, so you take all the same classes and MD does and then you take additional classes in like the manipulation aspect of it. Most people don't use it or practice. And then a couple like the primary docs and stuff will do it, but not many other things. What's the manipulation stuff that you're talking about? Like women?

Kind of emotionally. Yeah, no, no, no, that just comes with the initial and paycheck. Life. Yeah, no, no, no, that just comes with the initial and paycheck life. But the manipulations more like the chiropractic type stuff that Sean was talking about. So you do chiropractic? I thought all of that was bullshit. No, you don't. No, no, no, I don't do any of that.

Most of us don't. You can bill for it though if you were like a primary care physician, you can do it and then bill for it if you wanted. So what should we do as a doctor? What should we do to prepare for the millions of women who are going to talk about how they got it after this is all said and done? Because it will be intolerable. How can we disprove that they didn't have it to their face when they tried to slam us with those? That's what I really want to know. We're going to just have to carry swabs with us right then and there.

Just right up the nose. Right up the nose, you know. Is that that's how they tested, right? Sticking a swab up the nose. Oh, yeah, yeah, all the way back to it's awful. I just like I said, I just had it done. It's terrible. How come everyone can't get tested? Like seriously? Through testing now in L.A. Did you know that? Where? No, this just happened. The guy I work with, daughter just got tested. I was like, wait, what? How old was the test? You got to go online.

I was going to open it through. I got to test out for women too. I thought they were not testing anybody in L.A. It turns out, unless this daughter straight line to him about going downtown. Go ahead, Doc. No, no, so there have been a few places around here as well that have tried to drive through testing, but you know, people are absolutely insane and they

just, everybody thinks they have it as soon as they have a cough. So these hospitals like kind of blew their load after like one day they announced it. They thought we're going to do all the strides and testing and then have no fucking tests. No, like next day they were like, oh, so we're going to have to close that down for a little bit. We kind of got excited and just just blew our load early and we have no more tests. And that actually happened. And then we didn't have any COVID test to even give to patients. We were admitting to the hospital, like going to put them on a ventilator because the hospital blew their load and gave all these tests out to people driving their cars. Can't believe that they didn't see that coming. What? I don't know. Yeah. And what

it is. Wait, and what a nid. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So, you're gonna talk about your sister, but the question before we've got off on this costume path thing, when you first heard about it, and it started to come over here, did you think it was going to be about what it is now as far as the severity?

Did you think it wasn't gonna be as much? Because you're talking like, you know, a lot of 30, 40 year olds on ventilators, that's pretty dire. All right, I'm not going to lie. What's that? What's that? I said, some, not a lot.

How many 30, 40 year olds around ventilator? I thought he said, I've said a lot of, I don't know. Maybe more than you would expect for something like this. I thought it was gonna be significant, something more, More than you would expect for something like this. I thought it was gonna be significant, something more significant than the flu, but no worse than H1N1 or any of these other one off viruses that have come about.

And then the information and the people that were getting sick and getting affected to the point that they were actually did start to bother me a little bit started to worry me. And over the last few days waiting for that test to come back was a little nerve wracking. You know, I could give a shit less whether I get the flu or not, but this was a little like, uh-oh. Which let me also interject here, there's a, the H1N1 did not kill 60,000 people.

Oh, I know. I was 12. I looked at it afterwards. I think I got it infected was 60,000. 60 million. Oh, 60 million. Yeah, I trust. And I looked at that and I was like, that's what he was talking about all that. Mm-hmm. I switched the numbers up. That was my bad. What's the most annoying thing about it for you, talk?

About the, like this specific thing or about medicine in general, I mean, I don't know what makes you a rage. That's what I'm asking, I guess. Oh, so I got two ranges. One is related to the current situation in my profession about the doover type thing. So my rage is these moral high ground people

that are like, oh, well, this is what you signed up for. It's like the fuck I did, I didn't sign up to fight a like unknown virus in third world conditions without any type of proper equipment, then bringing stuff home to my family. That's not what any of us signed up for to practice in unsafe environments. Like the high-roading of these people that have no investment, no care in the world, like these celebrities you were talking about earlier saying, well, this is what we're here to do. Like, okay, I'm all about helping people. I've made tons of sacrifices in my life to

do it, but I'm not going to do that at the expense of myself or my family. It's super easy to gamble with someone else's life. Well, it is. So why don't the doctors just go on strike? I like a million bucks. I'm not coming to work unless like a one million dollars and unmarked bills in my house fucking today by noon. You guys revved up the printing machine for Boeing now you're gonna rev them up from me You know, I actually read that post of yours the other day And I thought about that. It's just you know tight the the need for overhaul of some sort I don't know what the answer is but you were talking about earlier how we're actually losing money to do this

You're 100% correct. We get paid especially in the emergency department on RV use, which is a patient-based 100% correct. We get paid, especially in the emergency department on RV use, which is a patient-based system. We are losing money. We are making less money to be put at higher risk of dying than any other day of the week. I'll be damned. Because volumes are down about 40% or 60% across the country and all the ours. Who fucking worked it for the patient-based monetary system? How did that get fucked up? Oh, it was the company because they sit there and they told you that, you know, oh, you're going to make more money because you're, you know, this is a while back that they transcripts for you from right now. Really?

Yeah, right. Yeah. And the, pretty much the meeting went like this. So you're fucking us, right? No, we're not fucking yet. Yeah. So here we are. They're fucking us. You guys need to put me in charge of your union. I'll be. I'll negotiate with lives. No problem. No question. You don't even have to do. I just come in. All right.

10,000 people are going to die tomorrow. I don't know if you guys have seen the imitation game with the enigma. Imagine that time. 10. Yeah. that's not to come in. I'm just picturing it like you come in and they're just like, well, here's our terms and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then my funny rage is the, I'm 65 and it's the short person who takes the last tall urinal. So I'm, you know, I'm just in the pissing on top of the short urinal. That would be my funny rage. I saw a picture that like a bus, a metro station had closed off urinals to keep like two, every three urinals,

two of them had bags over them. They were out of commission to enforce social distancing. And I'm thinking the people who piss right next to you deserve to die. Like number one, what if there's open your own? Yeah. Yeah.

What do you get the fuck out of here? Go piss outside. Yeah. You jackass. Where are they? This close anyway. Can probably just have one pot in the middle that everyone has to snake their dick into. Um, that's could be your next invention on a bonus episode.

Uh, man, it's really rough. I'm sorry to hear that everything is so bad for you. It would be, it would really be a terrifying to have to go to work and expose yourself to the shit all day. All fucking day. It actually sucks more than I thought it was going to original. Yeah, it's a little bit more worrisome. My wife's an emergency physician as well. And so, she's out there doing the same thing. At least we don't have kids that we can bring at home too. But there's tons of people out there who, you know, they're the only ones that work in healthcare and they're coming home to their kids, their wives, their families,

whatever. And I mean, that's, that's a shit risk to put, you know, to position to put somebody in. Yeah. And the worst, the FedEx guys too, or, I mean, not as bad, but everybody who's essential, yeah, is still kind of at the same risk. I'm a son and say they're gonna hire like a hundred thousand people or something like that. Yeah, and it lives on shit for like 17 days. That's frightening. Yeah, well anyway. Thank you for calling it. Try to give me more questions.

Hey, no, no, you were gonna tell a story about your sister though, and I was gonna ask you. Well, she felt sick, like she felt kicked in the chest sick as shit. You were like, kind of stuff to check every thing. She went to the doctor, she can't get tested because LA doesn't, is not testing. They're doing it now. I guess that's, I just guessed it. I think that's on the same. They're gonna, someone's gonna stick their dick in her nose if I just tell her to go down there. Go ahead. The doctor said, yeah, you probably have it. So now she's like, in her, she's in her room by herself talking to the kids to the door. Still sick. Yeah.

She sounded really afraid though. Yeah. I never heard herself so afraid. You know, it's hard not to think about the worst case scenario when it happens to you. I mean, I said, look, you might, you might die, but honestly, just don't take this energy that you have this negativity and bring it

into some kind of civil rights issue because I will always defend the constitution over you. I sent her a cop a PDF of the constitution, and I'm like, look, does this make you feeling better? All right, another joke. All right. Cute. See you, Doc.

Thank you. Go fuck yourself. Congratulations, guys. Take care. Thank you. Thank you. Vito, Dick sounding all serious about the illness now. I would throw a big party.

I still fucking would. I am not worried about getting it. I'm not worried about getting it. If you're under 60, I don't think you have anything to worry about. That's my position. No, chances are you don't. You'll get sick and you'll get better. I text as when I drive.

I drive drunk. I do all, like, I do things that are more risky than this. And if you, if you're not working out every day, you are actively participating in a higher risk than this. They are testing. They are testing. I just feel bad for that guy. That guy's personal experience sounds very frightening.

What are you looking at? No doubt. No, I'm looking, they are testing in LA. Yeah. Let's go get tested right now together. Well, I told this guy yesterday, I was like, I want to go get tested for shits and giggles. So you're, you're contributing just as much to the disaster as I am then with my show. Yes. Yeah. Maybe more so. Yeah, you're a bad guy too. I'm, you know what, I've given up trying to be good. All right, Eric, what makes you rage, man?

Hey, Dick, I just wanted to let you know I have top gay Tanner sitting next to me. He's gonna go right after me. He's sitting next to you not under you. He's literally physically right next to me. Hey, what's up, guys? What makes you guys a rage? Well, so I had one rage, one rage ready, but now I have two. My first rage, when people leave time on the microwave, like you put in something in

the microwave, microwave it for a minute, and then three seconds in. Yeah, you open the door and the remaining seven seconds just sit there for weeks, queued up, ready to go. Trust me. And now when I'm in my kitchen, I can't see what time it is. Right. Nobody thinks to just press the button to just clear it out. Oh, they think it.

They just don't do it because it hurts their little fingers to press it. I don't know. I don't know. You got to go through hitting the buttons on the timer, realizing it's fucked, clearing it, which is always the most fucked button. I don't know why that appliance, over all others, have buttons that are made out of a fucking anvil on the front of it. Yeah, yeah.

And it's, you know, it's like, I'm not the only person in my house who checks that the doors are locked in the middle of the night. I'm not the only person in the house who turns off all the lamp when I leave the room, but I'm the only person in the fucking house who clears the microwave. Yeah. I'm done with it. I don't know why, but I don't know why it drives me so crazy. Same. When I feel him on this one, man, it is, it drives me fucking nuts. All right, Tanner. what makes you a ridge? I'm sorry that you guys aren't here too. I know Tanner, you were going to be, but Eric, you were probably were too, I assume.

I don't know. Yes, yeah. Also, my second rage is when I am about to call in for a rage and Doc talks for like 12 fucking minutes, and I'm sitting here with my thumb on my ass. I mean, he's literally saving lives. He's just not coming in. He's not a fox sucker.

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and printed out a picture of their Facebook profile, and put it on their desk of, I can't not come to work because I'm a health care worker. And oh, poor, I have to be here. I'm putting myself on the front line. Bitch, you work switchboard. People call in and you transfer them to a different department.

Are you fucking kidding me? You aren't gonna help care worker standing on the front lines of this disease, telling everyone in the world how dare the police stop you when you're so essential. God, fucking damn it. I mean, I get like I feel bad that Doc Doc Ryu is exposing himself, but also every time a nurse has told me that I don't get vikered in kind of like,

yeah, well, you know, now, uh, fuck you. I hope you get your ass back to the hospital. You fat content. Um, I thank you guys. Yeah, no problem. I'm going to have a good. Thank you. Thanks.

Go fuck yourself. See you later. All right, bye. But I'm going to go to a good thank you. Thanks go fuck yourself. I'll add a bite but I'm gonna go to the bathroom And then we're gonna start with fig bat dig a nick. Oh boy. That's great. Hang on once I all right Fig bed fig bat dig a nick. He yells. He's a yellow. I know he is you know. He is you know he comes in hot I know big bat comes in hot Hot hot big bat comes in hot. All right big bat diggin' it here. What makes you rage, man? What's up, man?

I usually tend to come in hot, but I'm coming in rather burnt. I'm a little bit burnt out unfortunately, and congratulations on 200, you earned. Thank you, John. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yes, yes, yes, it's great. I'm sitting here, sitting sitting on some tea and some

honeycomb that mixing them both together every now and then. My rage pretty much, it's gross, but it's fantastic, man. But my rage today is Tinder. Yeah. The reason being, it's my Tinder game was fucking fancy. I was slamming at least one or two salmon holes per month. And then, coronavirus came. Wow. Okay.

Coronavirus came around. I've been watching Metica. I do watch a little bit of Metica on the side. So it's been teasing it for ages. And I was watching Metica. I do watch a little bit of Metica on the side. So he's been teasing it for ages. So I was trying to bust as many nuts and fill as many guts as I possibly could, and shift around some organs up and to people's surfaces. Unfortunately,

it's a fucking red-news-and-break. Try, I try. So when the coronavirus was announced, it became interesting, everyone started fretting, not too became interesting everyone started fretting not too bad Not too bad not too bad then they started canceling now I've got to deal with the same two motherfucking sixes that try their best to look like nines But fuck like freeze and then it only wants left. That's the I am pissed On top of that as well. I can't bring the bitches home because I now have roommates that are now bitching

Two and fucking throw because they're so germapol beobic and afraid that they won't let holes in the house. I'm trying to do my bit for the community here by building up people's immunity to this fucking virus. Yeah. If it is and is a thing, people are begging for daddy government to come in. Quite a big deal. And afterwards, not realize what they're bringing in with it as well, because there's a lot of changes that are happening.

It doesn't look very pretty at all. No, it doesn't. See, we heard the doctor say, now we're hearing the real, who it really hurts. I can't bring, bring how, it slam pigs down. He's got a home. Fuck the same two sexes that try to look like nines that fuck like threes. I'm really just, that math does not add up to a good time. That's an add up to a 10.

And on top of that, unfortunately, as well, I was given the great news. I was given my Corona holiday on my workplace. And then essentially reminded that I'm also very, very essential due to working for a bank. Founding that I'm very essential now means basically that I have to bring my computer home with me and work from home. Sure.

This is further a fucking impact, did it? Because sometimes I'm going to die. The signs of my house, they've turned my house into a fucking workplace and I'm already working from home. Yeah, that sucks. Sorry, man. You should rent them your office space. Yeah, rent them your office space. All right, no, no, no, no, no, no, I stole enough of this space.

I do not borrow, I take. All right, all right, man. Good luck, good luck with the girls. Smumble them in. I don't know how you could do it. I'm gonna all right, man. Good luck. Good luck with the girls. Smuggle them in. I don't know how you can do it. I'm gonna throw my best to you. Yeah. Smuggle them in a big box.

So you got a big box of toilet paper and drag their ass in. Cover it, cover it, darkness. Guys, there's no word on me, big box. The door I just take, cover it, just a box full of trolls here. All right, good bye. I'll be visiting him soon.

Okay. Okay, I see ya. All right, good. I'll be visiting him soon. Okay. Okay. All right, flat Stanley. Oh man, flat Stanley, what makes you a rage? So my rage is when girls take vacations and groups and then they post a photo on Instagram, we captioned something along the lines of Las Vegas ain't ready for us. What the hell do you mean? Las Vegas isn't ready for you. I'm pretty sure that you're pretty about a flooring that you're gonna do. You fucking hoars. Yeah. Yeah. Like not once in the history of Las Vegas have five regular ass bitches run through their golf on a friend or you're kidding me right now. Do you really look or do you really think that somehow like you're so egocentric that you think

your group of happened to be the ones who have discovered some new zenith of party going next to Mandy has never seen before. Some murders happen in Vegas. That's not ready. Yeah. Vegas is ready for us. I see Quinn top and my fucking muffin top. I'm wait, when when when she's when Anna's crying and Mary is holding Britney's hair while she's barfing

in the... I carry my shoes, how? All right, flat Stanley, thank you. Very good. This is really cheering me up. Oh, Lydia! Fun. What makes you a rage, darling?

Hello. Hello. Yes, I can hear you just barely. Crapally. Definitely. Sorry, you just wanted to use this occasion to call in for the first time and congratulate you. Oh, thank you.

For the 200 episode. And I know, I mean, it's great. You guys are great. The show is great. Thank you. Thank you so much. Now I can read your talk now. I have your voice to read your Twitter's in. Where are you from? What? Where are you from? Poland. Oh, Poland. Oh my God. Very sexy voice. Yeah. Oh, thank you. What makes you rage? I actually don't have one. I was trying to think about one, but I couldn't because it's very stressful for me to

colon. So I just wanted to say congrats and kind of introduce myself, I guess, too. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I'll see you in Sweden, I guess, too. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I'll see you in Sweden, I guess, when we finally get around to. Hopefully. Well, I'm hoping to come to America.

Well, come to America. I'm going to America. I, it'll probably fucking line up with Maddox's funeral now. Yeah. I mean, when is Marshall Light over? When is Marshall Light over? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, When is Marshall light over? When is Marshall light over? Tastes great. Let's fill it. Yeah.

Tastes. Tastes great. Let's ride. Yeah. Let's ride. Tastes great. More rides. Tastes great. More rides. Oh, my God. Quite Marshall law. All right, Lydia. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Go back yourself. Thank you for calling in. Bye. Bye. Wow. What a voice. I mean, in my mind, she's super cute, right? I've been like, yeah, yeah, let's keep it all in my mind. That's just keep the voice. Oh great Venice great Venice. What makes you rich man?

Hey dick. Hey, first of all shots out the Tanner because I actually missed him last weekend. Hmm. Sorry, but but my rate is big fat pigs posting original content on our bigger than you thought because it completely ruined that fucking subreddit Yeah, you're right completely by men. Yeah, it had perfect taste for men and now it's absolutely ruined It used to be the perfect place to go to get your appetizer before a nice little self-care session And now it's absolutely goddamn dog shit bigger than you thought it would be chicks I would pull the tops off wow, it's bigger than I thought but then a bunch of fucking fat pigs came in and ruined it. I unsubbed I know exactly your time. I can't fucking believe somebody else notices to I unsub I absolutely unsubbed

I've never seen it and I know exactly what the problem is. Oh, yeah, I'm good problem. 10 seconds of description All right, man. It's cuz I don't want me into a man space Oh ruined and they screwed screwed it all up. All right, buddy. See you That's why I try to keep this show. Funny Rages. They really are. Hack, Tony from Hack the Movies. What's up, man?

What's up, Tony from Hack the Movies? Hello, what's up? Happy 200. Thank you. Thanks, man. Before I do my rage, I just want to remind you, when I was there, Sean shook my hand when he had a cold. So don't take any advice from him.

I know. And he's still going to work. And he's over here, by the way. I'm not going to work. I don't think I, oh yes, I did shake his hand and then I was like, oh fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So they'll take any advice from Shum.

I think through. Yeah. I'm not going to work. I'm going to the studio. Oh, okay. What usually happens there? Is that where you live? Do you have like a cot there?

I'm working on stuff myself. Oh, you work, so you're working? Working on stuff myself. Oh, you work. So you're working working on stuff myself? Yeah. Okay. So you say what the studio? Yes. The studio. Working. I'm very blessed. I'm working from home. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So my rage is all the hypocrites I'm seeing during this fucking pandemic. Yeah. I know a guy. He's talking about how he's immune to compromise and he's at risk of getting sick and he called the cops on his neighbors for playing beer pong during the quarantine

because he thought he might get the coronavirus from him. This same guy two days later took his six son to target to buy Funko pops. These are the kinds of, oh shit. You got it. Like, I couldn't believe it when I saw this. I'm like, I'm embarrassed to know this person. I feel disgusting. Oh. It's like, I know that you are worried about the numbers

and whatever, but the people who are enforcing this lockdown do not understand that shit because they're fucking dumb. They're just screaming about it. This guy is going to target every day to buy stupid bullshit, not even like a central shit. And he's like a me an o'cop, right? He's like a high risk for whatever this is. Well, everybody says that he's just souls for damn. Yeah. All right, all right, Tony, get out of here.

Yeah. Yeah. I got to hack the movie. Watch something filter in front. Bye. You can say it slower than that. Go ahead. Oh, okay. I thought I was watching.

Okay. Watch Siphon filtered friends and subscribe to sit in a mask. We're doing a funny movie next year that next week that has a crippled sexting. So that's going to be fun. Oh, wow. It's crippled Jesus in it. No, I actually wanted to hit him up to see if it was accurate. But yeah, yeah, it's like, you'd have to accept good idea.

He's the onset advisor. He's like a technical advisor. No, that's not the way you do it. Yeah, however. All right, see you buddy. I on force. What's up buddy? Can you hear me?

Yeah, you're good. What makes you your agent? All right. Well, currently still working because I am an essential ploy in the fast food industry Uh-huh. I got a piece of letterhead leaving me to be essential infrastructure Fast food includes making burgers. Yeah, so you get sick My boss is now being tested for the coronavirus because he had sex with someone who is tested positive So I'm about to be out of work and it brings me to my rage

It's a little bit out of left field, but it's the overuse of the word simp. Yeah There's a lot of words over use Nebulous term right now. It doesn't really have a clear definition And it's basically anybody who pays attention to a woman is a simp have a clear definition and it's basically anybody who pays attention to a woman is a simp. Everyone has a very different way of explaining it, but I'm going to take a Maddox stance here and say there is nothing inherently wrong with being a simp, especially in the times that we're living in.

No one's having sex right now, so you can throw that baby boom shit out of the window. So it's almost impossible to get laid. So of course, porn hub premium is free, but who gives a shit? I like porn hub premium is free. I mean, some guys are cause women are terrified. It is. Yeah, what were you gonna say? I like porn hub premium is free.

Yeah, porn hub been free. Yeah, it's free. I can watch porn all day, who doesn't, right? But I like the interaction. So I'll be more than willing to send someone $20 for just a little bit of human contact. Is that so much to ask? There's nothing inherently wrong with being a SIMP.

That's what I'm gonna die on. I think you're gonna wait. Do you send us $20? I do. So I'm gonna try and just do an internet podcast for $20 a month. How's that different than jerking off? I don't think it is because I'll do

a pull up my free cams and give out money all day. I mean, think I don't think it is because I would I'll do apple of my free cams and give out money all day. I mean, I'll drop fuck I'll drop $500. That's not simping. Simphing is when you, uh, simping is when, as simping is when you alter your behavior for a woman's affection white nighting. Yes, but everybody everybody lies on their, you know, you're, that's not you on your, on your date, something out of that lie. Yeah, you're getting something. Yeah. Sumping is, Sumping is, Sumping is going against your own principles. Yeah. Oh, got it. You know?

Yep. Like the grandma's Sumping. I'm saying, everybody's fucking Sumping for grandma. We shut down the entire economy, Sumping for grandma because the, that's who we're saving. We've done something that we would not do. Everybody hates their grandma really. Well, not really. They're simping for someone else's grandma. They're not.

All right, I am for this. Thank you very much. Enjoy the rest of the show and go fuck yourself. Thank you. I would rethink anything that starts with, I'm gonna take a mad extant. J.F. J.F.

Mad extant. What's up, man? Hello, hello. Hello, hello. That's where I can express my rage? It's the one and only. Yes, it is. What makes you a rage? I'm still a rage in front of a graph right now that I'm looking at.

People are dying at a lower rate than ever before in the history of human civilization. The data is in for the beginning of March. We saved tens of thousands of people, not from the coronavirus, from everything else that they were dying for. Like what? Like car crashes and death at the work or just cardiac arrest because you're going to work and your own heart can't handle it. So we've saved more people than would have been killed by the coronavirus trying to fight the coronavirus. That's just how incompetent we are.

We miss fired and we saved people that were supposed to die. Good point. Probably a lot of them, child molesters, I would say, some of them at least statistically, a lot of child molesters did not die because we shut down the whole economy. People aren't, that story isn't getting out there in the mainstream media. Sean, we're going to get out of this. This shutdown of the economy in 2019, we would have saved 10,000 to 20,000 people just shutting down the economy randomly for no reason at all Well, it's fucked that like all of these people who are now working from home

You guys can work you guys could have worked in home all of this time and you could do it after and you just won't Exactly, it's uh It's uh well, you know Real Cassandra complex. Hey, JF, what is the deal with, is your war with Nick Fuentes over? I saw a little bit about that, but I didn't, I don't know everything about it. Yeah, there's not much to say about it. It's pretty over.

It's just that, I mean, he had attacked me personally, and I decided to just report him to YouTube, looking into his video and then I'll see him for hate speech. It was really a thing of personal vengeance. I'm not asking other people to agree with me. When I'm on a wire, I just go full score start. Yeah, I saw it. Are you surprised at the blowback from that? Like the reporting thing people draw a pretty hard line on, you know?

Yeah, I know people hate this, but you know, I'm not the character of the internet that is looking to be the good guy of the internet. I don't give a shit. You can think anything you like about me. I'm going to know what. I'm going to know what the answers need. I just are according to my own morals. Yeah, I mean, people would frown upon like you going

to someone's house and cutting their horses head off and putting in bed with them too, but it got results. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's, I see it. I understand what you're doing. It's just, it's, it's, it piss a lot of people off. And you know why? And you don't care. Yeah, exactly. I think that it's time to install it, some sort of respect on the internet. And yeah, you do need to get rid of some audience sometimes. And if you can't end up the fact that I went on a wire with someone who I'll tell my family, my ex's, current girlfriends, or other people linked to me, what kind of movement do you want?

What kind of internet celebrities do you want? Someone who's willing to let people spit on their families without reacting, I don't want that. I understand it. Thank you for calling in, man. I agree with you. For someone who spits on people's families, you understand it.

Who you all got? We all got all more. And congrats on for the two under. Thank you very much. All morality is relative really, I guess. I think I just muted. I didn't kick him did I? JG, JG, JG, JG4. Hello, can you hear me?

Yes, what makes you a rage man? What makes me a rage is people's reaction to the sports not happening right now. Like, who the fuck wants to watch a Phoenix Suns player play NBA 2K instead of actual basketball? Is that what they're doing? Yeah, NASCAR is televising races, but they've got like six drivers sitting in their living rooms

with like those plastic steering wheels on their tables and they're acting like they're still doing sports or they're just showing games from like the 70s. Yes. Just fucking down, man. Enough about any of this to need sports that bad real watch. A bunch of guys sitting in their living rooms with plastic wheels and act like that. That's pretty bad. That's good enough.

Yeah. Where are all the celebrities that should have died from this virus already, by the way? Statistically, shouldn't there be a dead celebrity or two? I don't know, maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Celebrity is kind of a fluid, you know, stature and the dead. I'm not dead, but I know that.

No, no, no, no, no, you're very much alive. All right. All right, Jay, Jay, thank you. Go fuck yourself. Happy 200. Thank you. Thank you so much. Johnny C.

Johnny C. What's up, man? What makes you a rich? Oh, he's on mute. Next. Johnson Brown. I know Johnson Brown's got something for us. What makes you a rich Johnson? Johnson Brown is on mute too.

John breaks bad news. I know you got something. John breaks bad. No, he's on mute too. All right. Josh. I know you got something. John breaks bad. No, he's on mute too. All right. Josh. Josh. Is he going to mute me? Hi. Yes. Josh. It is me. J.F. willing to compromise my integrity. I do not like he should been my book. The Revolutionary Fiddle. That way it explains I am a betta's and everyone else. That's pretty good.

Josh does better than me on the kill stream now. He's real commuting. Oh, all my French accents sound like JF. And someone was like, why does your French accent always sound like JF? And then they saw American television where people do French accents. Everyone sounds like JF.

Right, yeah, I'm gonna do a French accent in the video. But, everybody only does that one guy with the beard. You know, who's that actor? He's got the big nose and he's got like the kind of stubble all over his face that one French actor. It's not Gerard Depardieu.

Jean Reno. Jean Reno, yeah, that guy. The professional. Yes, the professional. All of America's just doing emails, it's not Gerard Despartue. John Renaud. John Renaud, yeah, that guy. The professional. Yes, the professional. All of America's just doing hemo's, it's yeah. Yeah. No, I got to hit you with 3% of the blame for the kill, my kill stream, debacle. Well, okay, here's my, what do you do?

What do you do? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what a second. Well, I'll take a second. Look at that. Yeah. That eye on force guy, there is something inherently wrong with being a sim. Yes. I am very apologyed not. Let me just say that.

Just say that. There is something wrong. It doesn't matter how lonely you are. If you're lonely, be less lonely. Well, but what is simping? He has a different definition of simping in his mind than you and I do. So I can't just say he's wrong because he's got something that's not wrong in his head. That's where I'm coming from.

I don't know. I think giving women money for being horrors is like, I never, never do that. Yeah, never. I have no interest in that. And I think that whole economy is like a weird warping of what is natural and what's good for people. The horror economy?

Horror economy. Horror economy. Yeah, and I mean, that's the Chinese economy. The horror economy? No, just a part of the economy. You guys shaked down the horror economy? Oh, such an easy one, but such a good. Can I have another beer, please? Yeah.

You know what you deserve it. Maybe there's like a safe distinction to make between like pure prostitution versus like giving money to like cam horrors and stuff. But I don't know. I find all that disassal. And I really, I find the reason why something is so bloated now is because people are intentionally making

it bloated. Look, I do have this saying, oh, I'm a simp and I'm whatever. I'm a simp that's been in the process and I'm not going to, I'm an angry simp. Now, like, no, you're not a simple tin. You're not a simp. You're a cock. You're easy to cock. Yeah, easy to cock.

And you're permitting it. So I think the whole thing was like, oh, I'm being called a simp because of this, like, no, let's clarify, you are a cock who is being cock-olded by a five out of 10 who you are burning money on for literally no fucking reason. I mean, his girlfriend is fucking beat ass ugly for his famous and rich as he must be. He's got seven million YouTube followers.

I mean, I assume he's rich. I don't really know how that economy is. That economy is worth money. Sometimes it's not as much as you think. He has enough money where she would never need to work. This whole thing about him, her being a sex worker, is like, no, she's not a sex worker, she's not like, horroring out to put fucking food on the table or get through college. She's not one of those cases.

She is someone who has access to wealth, who has access to a good quality of life and who enjoys Being a whore, enjoys being a whore at the specifically at the expense of idub's who tolerates it because idub's is a cock and anyone who says otherwise Is seriously mentally compromised and needs to get fucking checked? Well, it seems like he like I could imagine a scenario where he enjoys it because he seems like kind of, he seems like a dweeb. Like maybe he sees like a girl getting all this attention from guys as like an ego boost for even himself. Right? He probably just thinks she's the one

because there's no other way. She has to have some kind of weird emotional investment in her that is completely unrequited and unnecessary. I don't, I think he, like, there are guys who think it's specifically hot to date sex workers. Like they think that's cool. I don't get it exactly. Like I try not to judge it, but I can see why people are pissed off at him because they think he's getting taken advantage of, Like his fans who actually care about him,

I would think they would be pissed off because like, dude, you're getting totally fucking railroaded by this bitch. Yeah. Cause you're in love with her or whatever, you're being a total fucking cock. But then part of me also thinks, well, maybe he gets off like maybe it actually is a

cock and he's getting off on it too. Yeah. No, it doesn't matter. Like if that's the game where he's actually into the fallback, let him let him have it. Why not? Then that's the game where he's actually in to the fallback let him let him have it. Why not? Then it's just then it's just mutually beneficial. I feel better for making fun of you and you feel good at the same time. Yeah, everybody wins. Yeah, it's great. If he's honestly okay with it, who gives a fuck? Destiny seems to be okay

with that shit too. I guess. That that shit blows my mind. His defense was oh, she thinks I'm a cool fucking person. No, she thinks I'm a cool fucking person. No, she thinks you're a cool person. She wouldn't fuck other guys. She would be satisfied. She would have a full sense of gratification being with you and you alone. She would not be fucking other men.

I mean, I don't know. He's fucking other guys. He's tickling other, he's tickling guys with no balls. And they're empty ball sacks. And that's what he's talking about. Like, he's on another fucking platform of human experience than you or I and Sean are. And he that guy that person who has destiny that person who has such a strange human existence, that's supposed to be the heavyweight intellectual that we look up to and derive information

from like you. You're like a fucking weirdo alien. You might as well be from a different planet, whereas little, you have in common with me. Yeah. Like, oh, okay, I understand why you, I understand why all of your politics are so fucked because you don't understand what most people's motivations are.

And what, like their internal calculus for how they live. Complete immigrant to like our culture. You're like an outsider from within. Yeah, like alpha. Any black guy? Yeah. I do. Regarding, regarding me on the kill stream, you can't give me 3% of the blame for what happened on the kill stream because throughout the, throughout the evening, I was drinking a, what's called rachia, which is a serving in vodka that they usually make moonshine I was and I found it under the cupboards of where I'm staying. So I've been drinking pretty saying like

I'm friends house. What do you think it's just found liquor? Marcus liquor Yeah, second hand sink vodka as I keep calling it because it's under the sink You sure they're not cleaning shit. What's it called again? There are Kia Rikia Rikita has a has a liquor named after it's it's a Serbian vodka. Is it grain? Is it potato? Is it you know what I mean? It's like plum. That's wow God like a Lusso

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because you're like going through your second set, and I could hear you flipping pages and stuff. And I was like, okay, either this stream is going to end after like 15 minutes of people just being dead silent, or I am going to empower myself through this or here and become a new farm and just start ripping on you as much as possible. So that was great. I thought it was great.

I hope so because I felt really bad. No, I never felt you felt bad for me. You felt bad with your first roast. It's like, I'm charged. It's fine. You should be as mean as possible. Doug and Doug and Gator were the most vicious, I think. Andy Worsky was unbelie, was hilarious. And he was, he was hilarious just because he would deliver jokes that

were as like blunt and obvious as possible and then laugh like he fucking nailed it. And yeah, yeah, by nailing it. Yeah. His listening to Andy Worsky on the rose, what made me realize why he always comes back from nothing, like he torches everything and then always comes back. He's just so fucking funny. And he did it all on purpose. He wrote the set, performed it perfectly. It's like, that's amazing. That's pro level shit. But Gator and Doug, Doug Tenepel were just brutal. Really? That was great. No, it was fucking great. Gator and Doug Doug, Tenaiple, were just brutal. Really? That was great. That was fucking great. Gator was the real underdog,

because Gator usually isn't very funny at all. I remember, it was when we were watching the Dr. Phil episode, he, this was after the whole thing with Dome Pesos doing, it's me, Gator. And we were there, it was like a four-hour thing where we sat and watched all this fucking doctor fill together. And at some point, like halfway through, you decide, let's take a break, we're all gonna get up and use the bathroom, get drinks, whatever. And during this break, while you were like distracted talking

to people, he decided to use his Dom A. Pesos soundboard to do like Dick Nasserson, it's me, Gator. And it completely missed it completely missed and I felt really bad for him at the time and my expectation we started talking was extremely low but he was probably the funniest the funniest like without any misses or anything he was in the the fucking the thing about the the the site errors because every time you load the fucking site you get an error half the. Yeah. That was it was funny. It was it was very good. I did a great job. Um, I go, wait, did I already ask you what makes you a rage? Uh, no, but I can tell you. Um, since I've been here for at least for a little while, people come out into

their fucking balconies and start clapping like this. Wow, you can hear clapping all throughout the city. I'm like, is there like a live event? Who the fuck is performing out in the streets at 8 p.m. at night throughout the city? And then I was told it's a thing in Europe where there is a set time like 8 p.m. where people go out into their balconies and clap to thank the medical workers.

Oh, that's just like a, that's so it's like the seventh inning stretch. It's a new thing. Yeah, I guess that's great. Somebody mentioned it like in another country like in Italy, they're doing it. They're going out to their balconies at 8 p.m. or something and clapping for the metal workers. I'm like, that's what they've been doing. It's not some kind of a live event down the road. They're clapping for the metal workers. Yeah, getting maybe shell out some money. How about, how about that? for the men. Stalk workers. Yeah, getting, maybe shell out some money. How about that? Send the collection.

Yeah, let's make it rain. Everybody draw it also. Also, I also blame Doug, because Doug left early. So I couldn't respond to all his slams. So I also split it again. Doug gets 1.5% didn't they? Nick was gone by the time you started talking, didn't he? That's fucking right.

Are you down to 1.5% for fucking right are you down to 1.5? For some down to 1.5 now Nick if I split it again I get point 7.5 and Nick gets point seven five of the blame one that's a rounding error Oh, man. I feel so much better about that appearance now. Yeah. Yeah. Got it down Yeah virtually nothing my favorite part of it was uh, I Had heard I didn't get to hear because we were talking after we were talking after Ralph And you did himself and did like the outro and we were having fun It's like this should have been the thing is us talking because that was entertaining

But I was told that he was like apparently angry like he sounded angry when he was doing the outro He rolled you out and basically just sucked your dick and saying that you were the funniest fucking guy ever in. Oh, and I messed it all up. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. He would be right to be angry. But mathematically, this is who he needs to be angry at.

Right. Yeah. I mean, I don't care. It's a fun show. Everybody's drinking. Everybody drinks too much. Gets emotional, I guess. Yeah. He would be right to be enjoying. It makes it funny. Just gets emotional, I guess. Yeah, it would be right to be an inspiration makes it funny.

It's just for me. I guess it's not for him and it's not for you, but for me, it is. I was shocked afterwards. We got off the stream and I looked at A's girl and I'm like, what the hell happened there? Those were funny jokes. What the fuck? I know I'm too drunk, but that was unexpected. I was still shocked at it, even though I'm too drunk, but that was unexpected. I was still shocked at it, even though I was too drunk. But whatever that happens, can't all be, can't all be. That happens. Oh, my man, see you later.

Can I take it easy? See you. Creer. Creer, what makes you a rage, man? Nope, he's a mute. Cre-Crimcule, crimcule, what makes you a rage?. Nope he's a mutants. Crim curl, crim, crim, crim, what makes you a rage? Crim curl? Mostly just the government not allowing anyone to deliver anything. Like I want liquor and weed and the only people authorized to transfer those to another party are the stores. Not, not in the Uber driver,

not in any third party service. I can't get any liquor. I haven't had whiskey for like two weeks. Oh my god. I bought every bottle in CVS when I went, they party service, I can't get any liquor. I haven't had whiskey for like two weeks. Oh my god. I bought every bottle in CVS when I went, they were stocked, I bought all the handles, I bought all the 175s, I bought everything. I bought the handles and the, and the first, yeah. Everything they had, fuck everybody else.

You know, a lot of other states, you can't buy alcohol in like drug stores like that. Yeah, and stuff, it's like. Fuck other states. That was, well, I always blows peels minds out here. People come to me and be like, yeah, here's my drug store liquor. It's like, yeah, it's, hey man. All right, Krim, quick get outta here.

Thank you. Lagomorph, Lagomorph, Lagomorph. Lagomorph, what's that, man? What makes you rage? Hey guys, it's guys who make drinking alcohol, a central part of their personality. Like you walk in their house and they have a whole display cabinet of liquor bottles,

like it's their most prized possession. Yeah, yeah, where are your t-shirts? And we've got a bottle opener, belt buckle, and keychain. And someone mentioned Serbian vodka, and they want to get into a whole lengthy discussion about different types of schnops and bullshit. It was like a fireball with Tuxedo T-shirts. We get it, you already.

And then you're stood up. Like somehow drinking out, like the liquor you like defines your personality as a person, like who gives a shit? Imagine someone who likes Pepsi, like brow eating people who come over to drink Pepsi and they make drink, you know, that happens. No, that happens. That happens. People are very aggro about hating Pepsi.

Yeah. It's fucking stupid. Yeah. I don't drink Pepsi. Is horse Pepsi okay? No. Oh, you know, that's a future on my reference. I thought that was on over's 100 Pepsi is horse Pepsi. Okay. Okay. Nah. Oh, you know, that's a future on my reference. I thought that was on your jokes from the

kill stream. No, no, that's a that's a that's a verified joke. Oh, okay. Remember when they're at the racetrack and Hermes is ordering food, I'll take a horse, a horse burger, horse, and a horse Coke because we have horse Pepsi. Is that okay? Nah. I do remember that. There you go.

Now you're on board. All right. Yeah. Also, when you're trying to be pedantic and correct someone, and Riley is even more pedantic and says, Simp is not an acronym, it's an initialism. I'll fuck you. I was already correcting someone. You can't correct me.

I was the one being pedantic, you fuck. Yeah. I don't even, what is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?

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What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? to them. So it's true. It's not a coincidence that Simp and Simparing are basically the same word. And everyone's like, no, it's an acronym invented by a rapper. It's like, yeah, I mean, it was popularized by a rapper and they gave it a funny acronym, but it's not a coincidence that it's a thing. So is it a acronym? It was the same thing. Like what is the acronym? Right. According to people in the discord, suck suck suck suckers idolizing mediocre pussy. Oh, could have been a background, but that is to my audience. Pretty clever knowledge. That's an acronym.

It's pronounced as a word. And initialism is not pronounced as a word. And maybe that's a maybe it's about the etymology of simpering. I don't need some other pedantic fuck. One up in my my my my might be right. The initialism not an acronym. I don't think I don't think that's right. Tell tell Riley tell Riley not to do. my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, guys. Thank you. Second, I would like to personally take medics for taking up the offer of eating three animals for

everyone that I don't. Yeah. Chose. So what makes me a rage is even though we're objectively in lockdown life, everyone still drives the exact speed limit. Even though there's about two or three cars on the road. I'm not here and I'm not here. Not there. No, I haven't been under any. I haven't been under 80 and weeks. That's not the case here. I've been driving around a lot because I don't want to stay inside because I've been told not to and everywhere I go. I'm slamming on the brakes after going 80 for about five minutes.

And I just get behind someone going exactly what they should be. I can see that. I gotta follow the rules. Well people, what amount of rules would people not follow? I don't think we found it. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, the Holocaust was a good start.

How far can you go? Good try. See, how many rules will we follow? Like, and that be taken in a pack of me? Clip down and I mean don't tell Tommy Faizas I said that finally. Oh, get out here. Thank you. Oh, malware malware productions. What do you got? Hey, man. I have to say seven foot tall, Samoan,

drug dealing audio engineers on my rage. Oh, like Johnny. Why is that? I work with a good. All right. Oh, you work with them? Yeah. Oh, red on one.

Uh, all right, man, thank you. Maddie Ray. This is good. I need to, I need to speed up the lightning around. I go too slow. Maddie Ray, what makes you a Ray? What's stuck in you hear me? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Uh, I don't know how Maddie Ray, what makes you a Ray? What's up, can you hear me? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh man, I don't know how to put it in funny words, but it's the hurricane of just constant inconvenience caused by having a small crack in my front windshield. Uh huh. I'm just driving a lunch one day, Pebble shoots up, hits it, starts cracking, grows a little bit, stops.

I wanna keep my car clean, but they won't let you go through the car wash. Oh, no, the cracked windshield, a container. Okay, well, you know, fuck this, I wanna get a new car, so I'm thinking about trading it in. Sorry, it's gonna be like $1,200 off. Can you get that windshield fixed? Yeah.

I had that same thing and a guy at a chevron, I was parked there waiting for my girlfriend at the time to go get a monster and some cigarettes because that's all she survived on. Yes. And his dude came up to me and the chevron parking lot and said, hey, I do a crack, I can fix that crack out of your windshield.

Oh, I get those guys. 10 minutes. And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I can fix that crack out of your windshield. I get those guys. 10 minutes. Yeah. And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wanted to cry. I was so happy. Because like, dude, you have no idea. I just never would have got to fix it. Like, I had that thing in there for six months.

So it was dealing. And I never would have got to fix it. I don't know. And that's where I'm at right now. Except like it's gotten a little too long, so you can't just fix it with the putty stuff. Oh, you fucked up then, Manny. Sorry. Yeah.

So I just got to basically, I got throw it away and start over. Yeah, man, see you. Thank you. Mick Lavin. Mick Lavin, what makes you your age? Being on the first time before, and then immediately regretting, however, it went to the last time and immediately feeling like you choked.

How did you, what were you on for the last time? I think I think. I think the Winner. Winner is like a year and a half ago, I think. What Lotto Winner? Oh, the Rage Lotto lottery. That's now against the Patreon TOS, by the way. Really?

Yeah, lottery's any kind of lottery. So I had to remove it. Oh, that's fun. Well, what makes you a Rage man? Oh, just feeling like you choked last time around, like if you ever do something like again, because I cannot list that episode, like whenever I go through the episodes again,

I can't list that episode. Well, go listen to the kill stream and see how I feel after it. See you, thank you for calling in. And I think this one went better. Yeah, I guarantee you, I guarantee you he feels worse about it or is more embarrassed by it than anybody else is.

You know, I had a dream that Ralph told me we could no longer do things together last night. What, because you just weren't trying to eyes the guilt of that disaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fucking weird. Yeah. Okay, my concho must be really weird for you. Yeah, it's very, how's it going?

What's up, man, how you doing? Oh, no. What makes you weird? What's up, man? How you doing? Oh, yeah. What makes you really? I'm going to shotgun blast it out real quick. Thank you, J.F. for coming on and taking a busy amount of time out of your day from fucking a retard to educate all of us, simple-minded people. Oh, that's right.

Let's run into the fun me for Tanner. He's hanging out with Eric Wong, so he's definitely going to get the coup. And thank you for being here for 200 episodes. Your show has lasted longer than my marriage. Oh, wow. Hey, welcome. So my rage is getting breathalized every day because the federal government can't

stand the idea that we're taking time off and drinking. Oh, the army guys are getting breathalyzed every day. My specific unit is breathalyzing soldiers at random in order to keep us from drinking. Oh, amazing. Oh, it's just it, you see? That fucking stuff. Holocaust was a good start.

Now we're gonna see what else you guys will do what a bunch of fucking bullshit man the amount of taxpayer to dollars I'm wasting on a daily basis good luck with that alright man thank you have a good day damn it too mr. kill everything what makes you a rage buddy hi dick hi thank you for taking my call

what makes me a rage is waking up after a long night of drinking and seeing that all the lights are on. You're too tired to move. You can't get up. You can't really cover your head. It's true. And the lights are just bothering you. You can find a high enough strength to get up and find the lights, try to find light switches. None of them work. None of them turn off any of the lights. I'm over here, Eric, the Reds house, a Tanner. None of them turn off any of the lights. I'm over here Eric, the Reds house, a Tanner and a Chris.

Oh, you're a different house, okay. Just had a miserable night. Yeah. And I just feel my hangover is even worse now. Yeah, that sucks, man. Thank you. It is, then you decide, you have to go through that mental calculus and you're,

am I gonna get up and do that? I'm not getting up now. And then I'm finally do, well now I have to go find a fucking, I have to take through that mental calculus in your hand. Am I gonna get up and do that? I'm not getting up now. And then I'm finally do, well, now I have to go find a fucking, I have to take my pants off. I have to do all this stuff. Nakao, Nakao, Nakao. What's up? What's the main two of your age, man?

Hey, Dekeshon. I just wanted to clarify one thing real quick, Dek, from the bonus episode. Okay. You know Bluetooth sex toys or thing, right? No. Yes, do their thing. You remember the whole project, Okay, um, you know blue two sex toys are thing right? No Yes, do their thing you remember the whole project melody bullshit. Yeah, that's the end. That's the entire Point of it like I checked out one of the streams once and I was like why the fuck are people watching an anime girl take off her clothes

Yeah, and then I saw like love since in the corner it People have blowjob machines and shit that are connected to their computer and they pay to make it go. Really? Yes. It's fucking insane, dude. And a corn hub starting to make their own ones. And on certain videos, it will like pulse with the video. Wow. I got a little bit of look into that, Sean. Anyways, my rage was gonna be simps, but everyone's been fucking talking about that. Yeah. Well, we'll count it. We'll count that for you, Naka.

All right, man, thank you. No problem. Go for it. Education. I tried to mock him. I'm sorry, man. No pants, go, man. What makes you rage, buddy?

Hey, what's up, buddy? How are you, my man? How are you? What makes you rage? No pants, go for it. And we're doing all right, man. I got a couple of rages for, okay, so cables, buddy? How are you, my man? How are you? What makes you a rage? No pants go over. And we're doing all right, man. I got a couple of rages for, okay, so cables, right? Cables getting stuck on everything, right? So getting stuck on the threads of your carpet,

getting stuck on the, I don't know, the bottoms of your shoe, getting stuck on like, the bottoms of your goddamn chair, they get stuck on every single thing. Like I understand, I understand why wireless headsets and why wireless everything is dominating the market right now because cables are the absolute worst thing ever. They're annoying.

Yeah. Do you have a video feed up right now? Do we got this whole setup provided for you right now? Like we did all this. We've been waiting here for like, what do you mean? Post your, what's your video link? Where do I go find that? Well, it's twitch.tv slash it needs an credit podcast obviously. But like also like, what do you mean? Post your, what's your video link? Where do I go find that? That's what's twitch.tv slash it hits

in credit podcast, obviously. But like also like, yeah, Discord, we got the video feed up for you, right? We set this whole shit up for you all day. I'm super excited to be on the show. I'm so glad that we got the chance to be on, but yeah, cables are pissing me off out of everything that I go through on a daily basis.

For some reason, cables happen to be the common denominator of the shit that pisses me off. And this is like an industry that you happen to be in that's been shut down by all the shit that's happening, but still regardless, no matter what happens, cables still happen to be the one thing that happens to just get in the way of everything that you're doing. Do you know what I'm saying? I taxes and cables. The only constants in life. I'm so mad about it.

I finally get the opportunity to just spill my heart out on this shit dude and they just piss me off every chance that I get. I got my co-host Alex on here. Alex, what's your rage? I'm gonna comment here the show for just a second. What is this show that you guys do? I'm trying to look it up but I can't I typed in idiosyncratic podcast twitch and nothing comes up. So it's twitch.tv slash idiot idiot. All right. Yeah. All right. Fucking idiot. Yeah, fucking idiot dick. What the hell's wrong with you? Yeah, I'm just kidding, buddy. My rage, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know that it was a rage of mine, but people arguing over the definition of a simp.

Yeah. Cause as I'm sitting here, I'm just kinda like, who gives a shit? Yeah. Who, what do you mean who gives a shit? People hate simps. I mean, it could, it could go. You gotta be on guard against sympathy. You can't let women get these kind of, it's kind of like

arguing the meaning of a meme, you know? Well, yeah, oh, you don't, if you, if anything can mean whatever anybody wants it to mean, then what's the point of the word? Yeah, word should have a mean something, the word has to mean something, and we hate what it means, because I need to know who I hate. Yeah, what was the last guy saying to some simplistic, but it's what? I 100% agree with that, but that's why I'm like, what's the point of arguing what specifically the specific definition of it is? It's like what happened with trolls.

They took trolls from us. Trolls used to be, you have to give somebody an out. You have to take advantage of their need to have prejudices against something to trick them into believing something that you are not. But it turned into just anyone who's acting like an asshole online. And I want that to happen to sipping and cucking. Sure. It's also, yeah, exactly.

It's like Maddox posting that video like, oh, who cares what is the sample? What a cuck is. Cuck is. Nothing inherently wrong. You don't understand what a cuck is to begin with. Why the hell are you making a video saying, oh, it's just a, this doesn't phase anybody. This is something that anybody should care about. It's just a sexual fetish.

No, you idiot. You don't understand what a cut is to begin with to make this video. Something the pugnant that you, it's a weakness in you that you're harming us by indulging in constantly. And we hast you for it. Just another thing you have in the midst while he was making that video, right boys?

That's right. All right, it is in critic podcast. All right, thank you guys. Thank you, that's it. Thanks, buddy. Thanks a lot for having us on the haircut. Thanks. Yeah, fuck.

I'm glad Tessa Fallard didn't come with this haircut actually. You know, I'm fucking embarrassed, I would be. Oh my God. Pop skull will we're past me, peen weeners team pop sculpture pop sculpture. What makes you rage, buddy? Hey guys, thanks.

Congrats on 200. Thank you. Thank you. But yeah, basically what makes me rage is realizing that my day-to-day life is basically the mirroring the best practices of the quarantine. Why's that? Oh, see, you didn't have to change.

Oh, yeah. That's what this is a fucking revenge of the needs. Like they're all, yeah, fuck the economy. Now you guys, now none of you can go out. You're miserable just like that fucking journalist. I've been working for home for the last like four years. So that hasn't changed. I cook at home, that hasn't changed. I cook at home. That hasn't changed.

Yeah. Yeah. The only thing that changed those that tender sucks now because everybody just wants to talk rather than like, oh, well, reap what you fucking sow. You want to tender is now an app where you can entertain women for nothing. Yeah. So I just basically just taking a hiatus from that. Yeah. I'm sorry. I mean. Thank you. Thank you for calling Yeah, oh, sorry. I cut everybody up with it. Yeah, I'm gonna go to the bathroom again. Then we got ponet we got one screen. Oh, we got one one screen full of peeps Postre foes changed his name to give you next but he fucked it up and put himself above pop sculpture. Oh, sorry buddy We missed you.

What do you want, apostrophos? Hello. I'll come back to you with you. Oh, God. Pwnnet. Fucked it all out. Pwnnet, what makes you a ridge? People forcing you to use hand sanitizer against your will.

Who's doing that? So I went to get my hair done and afterwards she forced me to use hand sanitizer at the end, like picked it up and put it in my hands and I'm like I don't actually want to do that. And the long guy that came by last week also grabbed it out of his compartment and just forced it on me. I'm like, no, I actually don't. I'm not worried about it at all. I'm not worried about it at all.

You got to get used to it. Okay. We're doing spring hand sanitizer on everyone now. That's common place. That's the way we agreed to do it. No more handshakes. Just spring handshakes. Well, handshakes were stupid, but hand sanitizer is the worst.

It's even worse. Oh, just that. Thank you, Ponehead. Random guy. Random guy, 5, 9, 80, yeah. How you doing? What makes you rich? All right, so I just start. I got hired at a place. Then, you know, they're like, okay, we got this exam coming up. It's going to be a couple of weeks before we can actually get you started. Yeah.

In that time, this fucking lockdown started, so every place shut down and I fucking hate this place. Yeah. But I have no other option. I need money, but I can't go anywhere else. Yeah, a lot of that going around. I thank you, man. Good luck.

Oh, shit, sorry, I muted it in a minute. Anyways, thanks. Johnson Brown has skipped the line. Johnson Brown, it makes you rich. Women that trail their words when they're making a short list, like we'll say, I had to do thing one and then I had to do thing two. And it's usually like one or two words in the list.

They're just stretching it to make it sound more laborious. Because they don't want you to talk. Yeah, I brought one of your childhood inventions to life though. Oh yeah. I made the, yeah, I made the super Nintendo at the toilet, a reality. The Pupren Nintendo. The P-N-S.

Pupar and the S. Oh, I just posted it in shath. That's funny. That's funny. This is the Pupren Nintendo. Well, look at that. Look at that. No, sure. You also made a little Maddox, like, like, puppet or a 3D avatar, right?

Anelusi Wild one, right? Yeah, yeah. I was going to work on that for the road rage and then it got canceled. So I've just been playing video games, really. Well, we'll bring it back. Yeah. But happy 200. Thanks a lot, man.

Thanks. Have a good one. And Thanks a lot, man. Thanks. Have a good one. And good luck with colony seizure video games. Sigma, Sigma, what makes you a rage, man? Nope, he's mute. He's mute ski. Special agent, Richard Head. What makes you a rage, my friend?

There he is. What's up, happy 200 guys. Thank you. What makes me a rage is human trafficking hoaxes. I was thrown through Twitter the other day and saw a girl posted a thing. It was something like I was at the mall and some human traffickers snuck in a kiosk where they were pretending to sell perfume but it was actually knockout gas and they tried to spray me with it and knock me out to the traffic. So I ran out to the parking lot where I saw a guy's watching me who was on the phone

with the human traffickers inside. And they almost got me, but I ran to my car and sped home. And I'm safe now when I'm so scared. This sounds like an ax cop. Comic. That's a incredible amount of information. Yeah. She was able to do.

Hey, listen, like the Taken style abductions that doesn't really happen in America, it's mostly just like drug addicts pimping out their girlfriends. So she comes back to me and says that saying only the girlfriends of drug addicts get pimped out is the same thing as saying that women deserve to get raped. Perfectly reasonable. Perfectly reasonable. Apologists. Does that find out where I work? Does knockout gas work in a perfume bottle? Does that actually exist? We can go like, no, of course not. There's a reason anesthesiologists get paid so much. There's a reason anesthesiologists get paid so much. Who's going to get to work too much when you're fucking dead?

Yeah. Like punching someone in the face doesn't instantly knock them out or karate chopping them in the shoulder. Yeah. No, that's too mute. Movies did that to us. Yeah. You taught us that.

Yeah. That's all right. And if you're out for more than like 10 minutes, you're dead basically. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Special Asian Richard. Of course. I have a good one. Thank you.

See ya. Almost got, I almost got knocked out. You know what also, I was roofied on the kill stream. I found that a lot. I got roofied on the kill stream. That's what happened. Somebody did it. It was either me or 80s girl who roofied me that night.

That's what happened. Cause I usually I usually drink way more than that night. Oh man. Got right on top of me. All right. Scruey, Louis. What makes you a rage buddy? Oh, he's muted. Safe for work apostrophe. So it makes you a rage. i can't hear me that yeah what makes your rich uh... i don't have any rage because i've been very very calm and in a lot of glitter but i did get a new writing partner oh you did what's a deal uh... it's i'm stir and her name is for roncha okay for roncha like sarancha very funny yeah Our name is Verrancha. Okay. Verrancha? Like Serrancha. Very, very funny.

Yeah, very funny. All right. What do you let me back on the show? Whenever you want. Come in whenever you want. I bought so much more glitter props and toys. All right, well come in. Come in then.

Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Slint. Slint. Slint.

Let me see your reaction. Hey, what's up? Hang on, hang on, there we go. Okay. What makes a rage is probably handicapped drivers. Oh, yeah. Why? Cause they drive like their handicapped. They're like, in a rush, sometime in their life,

cause they can't do it at any other point. Oh yeah. Right? You got to go to the fucking pharmacy, step on it. Yeah, exactly. Like you got to go somewhere the fucking pharmacy, step on it. Yeah, exactly. Like you got to go somewhere. All right, we're going to be fast ones. I need to pay more attention to handicapped drivers.

I know, I know to say. I'll have a plane too. All right, man, thank you. Driving like their handicapped, I think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think How are y'all doing great how are you good pretty good? So my rage is kind of different, but Recently I've noticed that now that my toddler he's talking a lot people try to interact with him at like the grocery store and stuff and Really fucking creepy? I Was checking out it too I because my sister had a red-headed

Sure son is a red-headed so everybody would make a beeline uh... cherson is red headed so everybody would make a beline uh... what's the uh... uh... don't touch that that's well here that's way over the line you don't go up to somebody's kid and yeah don't even look at them nice tits lady

this lady was trying to give him like popcorn i was in the check out line and i was like please do not feed the child yeah you don't yeah no you know you know you know he's a take it is like three like, three, you'll eat anything you hand do him, you know? You're a furry too, right, Sark? Yeah. Are you gonna, yeah. You're gonna still be a furry with a toddler?

Are you gonna like teach him to be furry? Yeah, I mean, he's not, he's not gonna have to know about it, but. He doesn't, so you're not gonna tell him about it. I'm gonna keep seeking. Well, I don't know. I don't want it to become a furry. But he's got some, but he does have some, he, you know, he has some animal jammies, right? Oh, and he loves Paw Patrol.

So I'm already trying to like steer him away. I think they do fuck with your mind with that shit man. I don't know. I'm more like a shit. They said you got, they set kids up nowadays where I swear to God. Although maybe like ASAP's fables was also a bunch of talking animals and stuff like that.

I don't know, but how are you gonna stop deferring this and your kid? Um, I don't know, it is a bad idea. Be the hell out of it. Or something different. I don't know, shame or something that always works, doesn't it? Nope, never, never one times works. Nope, only for fatness and sexual stuff is the opposite. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't have a good one though. Bye. Thank you. Solitario. What makes you rich? Hi, hello. Hi. Ableca tree.

Happy to 100. Thank you. My rage is all this dick sucking for the NHS right now, especially by people that you know would never use the NHS in their fucking life. Yeah. It's like, oh, let's go out in the street and crack for the NHS. Oh, let's just discuss the healthcare workers. It's like, you would never use the NHS, you rich bitch shut up.

Oh, yeah. I've used the NHS one time when I was in London. Yeah. And it was a fucking nightmare. Yeah. You've talked about that. Shut up. Oh yeah, I've used the NHS one time when I was in London. And it was a fucking nightmare. Yeah, you've talked about that. Yeah, they sent me to a clinic. I sat in the waiting room for like three hours and then I got some time to fill or something.

And they just laughed at me. They were total cons. I didn't get to see a doctor. The waiting room looked like black hawk down. What did you go for? I had my, I couldn't talk. Like I could not talk for me. That's like Picasso can't paint, Sean.

Yeah. And then they sent me, I got a free ride there and a free ride back and I walked in, the concierge sent me there and said, well how was it? This is fucking terrible, she goes, oh yeah, most people go to private doctors. Right.

But what did you get? Give me your make out with me. What, bitch, I want you to get this. You never got to see anybody? I saw a nurse who gave me Tylenol, her acetam here, make out with me. What, bitch, I want you to get this. You never got to see anybody? I saw a nurse who gave me time and all. Here, see them all, they're a version of it. It's like, what's the fuck is that? Where did I say you like, I got a, I couldn't talk.

Whoa, you congested, you have a flu, you have the cold, you got none of that. She just said, oh yeah, you got to take some of this. Here you go, get out of here. I said, oh, okay, well, everything's a mess. I feel like I'm messing something. But, just one more thing, you should have had the road rage here in the UK because the Prime Minister says few rules are allowed to go ahead, so

it sucks to be dead. I fucking, I- Fuck, yeah. No, we should have done that. Thank you, Soliton. I love it over there. I'd go over there in a heartbeat. Why?

Why do you love it so much? I don't know, man. I've just had a great time every time I visited. I mean, times we've been there together. I mean other times Only one other one other time screwy-lui you're up now. Yeah, one other screwy-lui you're fucking me I muted you man. How you doing? What makes you a rage? I'm doing good happy 200 my rage is trying to buy a gun I just realized that I live in the herd and there is a major pandemic going on. So it's realized.

So it's really nice. People are already shooting each other. It's going to be twice a likely to happen. But like guns, there's like a $40 fee for buying a gun at the store. It's like $100 getting it over the internet. Billets are like $10 extra. Walking to the gun store is like $6. You get charged all this stuff by the government just for looking at a gun and I cannot understand. Man, you got to have a gun to steal a gun.

Yeah. You do. You need a gun that shoots guns. Get a 3D printer and you can print unlimited guns. I've been printing guns since this pandemic started. I got a whole garage full of guns. Yeah, there's a lot stacked up. As soon as it's done, I put the car in. As soon as the happening starts, I'm going to just since this pandemic started. I got a whole garage full of guns. Yeah, there's a lot stacked up. It's as soon as it's done.

It's a car in it. As soon as the happening starts, I'm going to just run into, I'm going to find the worst neighborhood and just run around checking guns out of my car. Yeah. All right, man. See ya.

Thank you. I wanted to get him laid. I know. At the show, so fucking bad, but technical prints. What makes you your age? Oh, hey, what's up, man? Yeah, what makes me a rage is like my dead weekend

because people won't stop simping for a dead computer. Basically, you have people simping over women or grandma, that's fine. But like, I basically needed to restore a computer because the main one died and all of my coworkers are like, oh, hey, let's try to get the main computer to work. And like the motherboards already getting replaced by HP. And then this morning, this was on Friday.

So like this morning, they're like, oh, does the main computer boot a window? I'm like, no, it doesn't. It's fucking dead, it doesn't do jack shit. Everybody just can go fuck themselves. I wouldn't have made it to road rage, even if it wasn't for Corona. So yeah, it sucks. Better luck next time.

Thanks. I have a question about items though. Why doesn't items just make a porn with him in it with his girlfriend? I mean, there's a ton of videos like that. No one calls those guys cucks. I think that he gets off on guys being attracted to the girl he's fucking. Like I think he has something that's wanted. Yeah. I think he is literally the definition of a cuck. Like if it would, if it was acceptable for him to actually have his girlfriend fuck other guys, I think he would enjoy it. Okay, that's cool. I got nothing else to say though, so peace out, man.

All right, see you, man. So yeah, I muted himself. Smart man. The cool master, the cool master, what makes you a rage? The kuf master. Actually, it's the kuf master. So what makes me a rage other than, you know, a road rage, a labing canceled on my 21st birthday. Is weird. I hang out. Do you know what I hang out hey, gau is? Is that when that anime face that chicks make when they're coming, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I don't understand the appeal of it at all. Like, look, I'm looking to, I'm looking to coo, not the fucking laugh. Like, and what's worse is like TikTok thoughts are doing the exact same thing like in real life and it just looks even worse. Like what the hell? You don't want to see, no, I can get into that.

I mean, I don't know if I could get into it while I was having sex, but beforehand as art, it's pretty hard. Disgusting, that's more degenerate than my anime spending habits. What are your anime spending habits? Oh, I got like a shit ton of figures, plastic crap, manga. You do? You have all those figures?

Yeah, yeah, I posted an image on the Discord of my wife who... Hold on, let me see her. Where is your wife who? Oh, it's... It's her name's Yui Hiro S's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it Oh wait, didn't you write in about having a crush on like an anime girl? Yeah, yeah, that's me. That's how this was the girl Sean that he said it. She looks very plain. Gotcha. Yeah, no offense to your imaginary I totally get it like you know everyone's got their own taste and I'm used to Many are correct and some are incorrect Yeah, I'm used to the whole shit wife who's

like Sean. This is a girl making an aaheago. Is that not hot? I'm just, I'm looking at her tits. Okay. Yeah. All right. Correct. Correct answer.

Here's another one. They just look like you. Tours. That's how to sell. What are you talking about? I don't know. I mean, I'm in love with cartoon characters. So maybe that's got something to do with it.

Yeah. I think maybe you, I think maybe you got special needs. Alright, Koov Master, get out of here. Thank you. Alright. Goodbye. Tinkler. Tinkler, what makes you a ridge? Tinkler.

Just tinkler there. Tinkler. Not tinkler. Not tinkler. Not tinkler. It's people, especially fat people telling you cutting out meals is going to destroy your metabolism. Oh God, yeah.

Yeah. You think the cavemen were worried about that? No. Oh man, I haven't eaten for three days. That's really going to fuck up my metabolism. Since the start of length, I've been eating one meal a week, and I've been losing 10 pounds a week. No problem. One I've been eaten one meal a week and I've been losing 10 pounds a week. No problem. One meal a week, one meal a week. One meal a week.

Can you eat otherwise? Just water with a little bit of salt so your electrolytes don't go down. You drink salt water during the week and you eat one time? Yep. My personal record is serious. 17 days. You've fasted for 17 days? Correct. That's true. I mean, you can go for 30 days without eating, right? Are you sleep eating? Not that I know of.

But, I mean, if you do it just water, it wrecks your brain, but if you add a little bit of salt to the water, Jesus Christ, it's just no problem. How much, why are you doing this? How much do you weigh? 600 pounds. First weigh-in at the start of lent was 360 pounds. Mm-hmm, no, pretty big. I am now at 315. Oh my God, have you done this before?

The 17 day long one was two years ago and I've been doing it on and off since then. Spend a whole year being a fat ass. So I just got a- How fucking fat, how fat were you before the 360? Close to but not quite 400. Oh my God, wow. I'm talking sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. That's within spitting distance of 250, right? Yeah, well, you can see,

I think you can see the light when you start getting down. I would think so. If you're like over 300 pounds, you're just like, oh, God, it's probably going up. But if you're coming down from like the mid to upper 300s and you're almost breaking that 300, you're like, yeah, the two only, you got any lymphedema's?

Lymphedema, lymphoema, lymphedema stuff. Yeah, I don't know. He's silly talking in that term. Yeah. That's swelling and stuff. I don't know if it's like that. Fluid swelling. Yeah.

And you can see like the going from 400 to 390 looks a lot less impressive than going from 320 to 315 like just by the pure amount of fat on the body. Yeah. Yeah. All right, man. Good luck. See you. Have a good Yeah, Tom Coy what makes you rich? Yeah, man. How about people who treat going viral as a business strategy? Yeah, that's true Imagine like being a personal trainer people bitching at you. Why can't I breathe underwater? What? That's the level of expectation these people have.

What do you mean? Oh, like imagine being a producer. So yeah, for like say a local show or local business and, you know, it's about consistency. Okay. Yeah, just go viral or echoing that. I'm getting a lot of echo from you, but I appreciate it. Just going viral as a video strategy. I thank you. Thank you. USPS. What makes you a rich man? He's a mute city. We're going to go velvet sphincter. What makes you a rage? This found out about this one. Where apparently there's women who pretend to be autistic to like get autistic people to sit for them. Sure. Yeah, I wouldn't say.

That's stolen valor. That's stolen autistic valor, Sean. stolen valor. Yeah. Yeah, they decided because they're a little awkward. They have autism, you know, they didn't have to deal with it. Well, you know, they're, they are psychic. They have coronavirus. They can communicate with dead people. They, uh, they, they shut out electronic, they shut out electronics. You can't get them anywhere near anything.

Um, what else to win with their autistic? They, pretty much every disorder they have, they have OCD, whatever you got they have. And they, and they consume date rape drugs at a rate that, that is more than are being manufactured. That's what I know about women. That good point, Velvet's Fincter. Thank you, buddy. Thank you very much.

Vito, Vito, V Thank you very much. Vito. Vito. Vito. Vito. Vito. What are you? How you doing, man? Let me see your age. Hey. How's it going? Good. How are you, man? You know what makes me a rage?

What's that? People have taken Twitter and turned it into this abstract definition of society, like everything is based on Twitter. Yeah. The idea that the people who like follows are a currency. Let me give you a weird example. So there's a news article of furry. She's murdered somebody. I did see that. A furry murdered someone. Yeah. A furry. It was a partner. They murdered. They learned somewhat of their house. They murdered them.

Wow. I was trying to look up the story and I saw a bunch of furry. They were like, I owe you a lot of you are still following this person. You better unfollow them right now. I'm like, what the fuck? What? Why? Why? They're not gonna tweeting it on a jail.

I'm like, like that follows are literally a societal endorsement of murder. Like they're not gonna gain any power. But that is a, this isn't a Greek God. This is sacrificing cows to this avatar. That's going, oh no, I'm more powerful than ever. But in this culture, that is not surprising to me that it's like, oh no, you clearly endorse

what the actions of this fucking group are persons. So fuck you. Well, that's their knee jerk. I know. And it's a culture that's so so they're so used to like oh something with this person was bad. I have to start a mass on follow campaign. Yeah, but they weren't able to extrapolate it out to like that person's in jail. They're not going to tweet anymore. You everybody can follow them. It doesn't's bizarre. I love nobody.

I spite follow OJ. Just like I don't even really enjoy his video. I'm gonna fucking follow him to piss people off. I follow so many shit bags because it's fun to see the shit bag things they're posting. You know, like it's not because I'm in love with them and under this furry murder. I don't know how you're sitting saying. Oh, man. Have a good one. Thank you. Thank you. Yaudi. Yaudi, the ball filler is here. Yaudi, Joy makes you a rage, man. Hi, guys. Hey, right. What's the short of the episode? Thank you, Robert. Thank you. Yeah, my register, uh, engineered phrase,

I can read everywhere lately. It's the phrase we are all in the Oh man, you're breaking up. You're breaking up. What do you got? Oh, the The pretty good phrase that says we are all in this together. Oh yeah, yeah, everywhere that I'll likely. It's like it's engineering to get everyone into a very collective way. Like, is it tried to do this in a month?

Like, yeah. Everyone's just minding their own business now. Like, nobody cares about it. Yeah, I'm gonna cut you off because you're kind of cutting in and out, but I get it all in this together. I get it all in this together. That's the problem.

Like, the problem is that we're in this together. Yeah, this is not a new thing. Yeah. I mean, well, it's's the fact that we're all together all the time surviving as humans, it has good points, it has bad points, like this doesn't change anything. Yeah.

We're not, it's presumptuous. What do you mean? I have a plan and you're doing it too. Well, I have a plan too. Yeah. My plan doesn't involve us doing it together. No, everybody involves me doing it. No, everybody is, we're all just doing our thing.

Well, I'm not doing my thing. That's my problem with the situation. Yeah, you could have paid me to stay home. I would have taken money to stay home. I'm grand. Ten grand, so here it comes. You got it. Ten thousand dollars. I'll stay home for two weeks. I would have taken money to stay home. I'm grand. Ten grand. Here comes the number two. Here it comes. You got it.

Ten fucking thousand dollars. I'll stay home for two weeks. I would have set a hundred. I would have started a hundred. You could have went up to me down to ten grand. Oh, okay. Hundred bucks. How about a hundred bucks?

No, I'm going out. Are you sure? No, I'm going out for two hundred bucks. I'm going out right now. You can go out. We'll just shoot you. You can go to rest you. Unfortunately, no place will be open that you want to go to.

Well, this is the fuck. Fine, I'm opening my own place. I can't well I mean you can you know just bypass the I don't bypass that the the the fees and the licensing and that I said yeah, I had a venue. I know but then the Owners were like they're gonna get fucking fine. We're going to jail. Yeah, when do I get out while we don't know? Yeah, because we're not by the way Frederick who said courts were open. He's wrong. They're going to jail. When do I get out while we don't know? Yeah. By the way, Frederick who said courts were open, he's wrong. They're open for essential services. They're not open for arrangements.

Oh, okay. No arrangements. That guy's funny too, because after the call I was thinking, he sold that site to that gym guy. Watkins guy? Yeah, okay. And then he called the host to try to get it taken offline. I'm thinking, well, yeah, I mean, that guy's going to try

to, that guy is going to try to kill you. offline. I'm thinking, well, yeah, I mean, that guy's gonna try to, that guy is gonna try to kill you. Well, so that's why would you do that? So it was sold and he was out of it altogether. Okay, that's, if I sell a car to somebody and they put, and they put fucked up rims on it, well, I got nothing to say about that, right? If he didn't, like, he fucked up rims on it. It was always like that, but it's a chance.

No, but it doesn't, my point is it doesn't matter what he did to it. He's, right? I mean, if he's, if the original, if the creator and owner sold it, sold his interest in it, it's not his, it's not his kid anymore, right? Then he was trying to get it taken down

because it was like causing harm to him, no, to society, Sean. Well, I mean, but it's again, he could have he could have kept it and and just deleted it instead of selling it. Well, instead of selling it, Ordon fought it that way, right? I mean, I'm, yes. I, I thought that's the case. If that's the case, if that's the case, if that's exactly what happened, or if he didn't

maintain an interest in it, I don't know. Zee Bucket. What makes you rage, man, you're the last one. Oh yeah, my rage is my work going absolutely insane with the social distancing stuff. Yeah, yeah, they're watching us on cameras. And if we're too close, with the six feet, we get in trouble for it. Yeah. That's what I saw today.

Thank you, man. I saw today, somebody posted that the UK government is tracking you on your phone and will send you a fine if you leave your house three times. Like people are getting by text. Like, you left your house three times. We're sending you a 250 pound fine. All right.

This has been the Dixia. I have the one last thing. Oh, I got something too. You have something too? Maybe we should call my dad. Oh, yeah one last thing. I got something to. You have something to? Maybe we should call my dad. Oh yeah, we should. Let's call my dad. I'm gonna ask him if he's around.

Well, do you wanna go first? Do you want me to go first? Well, no, it's just something I've been meaning to bring in for about a hundred episodes. Oh, please, go ahead. I think we'll be some fun, at least for me going for it. Okay. Now, you're an expressive guy.

You express yourself very well, and you're free to. That's what this shows about. And you hit things and you bang things and you pound things and you grab the microphone a lot. I do. And it's like that's cool and that's cool. But lately you've been eating ice a lot on the microphone. No.

Chips the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I figured that maybe you just might need like a reminder now and again. It's not a big deal to go through and do it, but we got a guest over there. Now he's chewing ice. Now the ice chew gets into that, Mike. I'm trying to be fairly professional about it. I have something.

I have a, I thought you had a clip of it. No, we have a script bottle. And this is called, this script bottle, I was going to call it, I thought you had a clip of, we have a squirt bottle. And this is called, this squirt bottle, I was gonna call it something else, it's called Dix Consequences. Right, like freedom of expression. Freedom of yes, stuff like that. So what's in here?

Today it's water. That's gonna be piss. Well, today it's water with a little bit of vinegar. For a reminder. Next week, I'll probably up the concentration of vinegar. Maybe the following will be water with a little bleach. Oh wow. Probably the next week after that will probably be cat piss. Cat piss. No, no, no, I'm not going to shoot you in the face, but I just, but I have to say you've been very good this week and it was very disappointing that I

I didn't get to bring this out. But this is, this is, this is all these beers. Yeah, you've been very mellow. Oh, okay. So now I, you know, I was, I was hoping that I would get out to pull it out earlier and I have something for you to do. Shoot, shoot. My dad, my dad says I can call him Reno.

Really? Yeah. Uh, I got it. Got it. Thank you for the, thank you for the constructive criticism. It's for my own, it's for my own entertainment, really. But I like it. Thank you for the thank you for the constructive criticism. It's for my own it's for my own entertainment really But I like it. I hope I'll I hope you won't have to use it

There he is Hello, hey dad. How's it going? Good. How are you? Good. Do you want to congratulate me on our 200th episode? Yes, I'm so happy for you. Congratulations. Thank you. 200 episodes, that's wild. Yeah, I've made more money in podcasting than you have ever dreamed of to make in podcasting.

Jesus. Jesus, I think you've overcompetited there. Uh, do you want to thank Sean and I for all this social distancing we're doing to keep your ass alive and these times thank you yeah i hope you guys are at least uh... ten feet apart because six is not enough

work out that we're good six don't fucking answer his questions that's how they've trained us to just answer questions immediately saying he's not to work at ten feet apart where's. How close are you to mom? Well, we're okay. We haven't seen it. I haven't been out in three, at least four weeks. So this thing came along and I'm already good. I haven't seen people in a long time. So you haven't been out for like seven weeks now?

Yeah, yeah, because I wasn't going out before because I don't really have to go anywhere, you know? You just working in the yard? Yep. We're going to in the yard? Yep. We're working. We're putting a garden and we've been doing projects. Oh, that sounds that sounds fun projects. Yeah.

Uh, does anything make you a rage? Well, again, uh, not recognizing problems as, as they are rather than trying to come up with, uh, what, it went away at ought to be. But the hell does that mean? That means why does everybody cram into subways when there's a pandemic going on. It's so stupid. But I have to go to work. Fuck you.

You can just sit in a big house. That's exactly what I heard from somebody in New York. They said, well, they've got to go to work. They sterilized it. You and I said, yeah, until the next guy gets on with the damn shit, then, then they got it again. Are you still catching your social security checks? You could just send those back to all the people that you don't want to go to work, you

know? No, because they're really not supporting me. I contributed to that for like, it sounds like Chris the Kiwi. That's not your money. You sent it to other boomers. supporting me i contributed to that it's just like christian k-wings that's not your money you sent it to other boomers i came into the government to invest prudently and they they've done a good job they're paying me back that's the

deal oh my god uh... did you see all the new what go ahead what you actually think that your contributions are floating me right now no i think you're i think you're just wasting them uh... uh... did you see all the new programs that are that the uh... stimulus thing opened up that the government now controls at the behest of the fed now controls at the behest of the treasury department

with a good money for you know uh... print money for maybe I did. Maybe you did. Yeah. Oh, anyway. I'm just sorry. We're all the pork went. We're doing all the pork. To Boeing. No, no, no, I'm talking about relief aids for immigrants. Oh, yeah, 300 million for immigrants. Yeah, 300 million for immigrants. Who? Did you see that? That was pretty wild, actually. That was a great one. I didn't, but you know, you don't want to waste a crisis in Washington, DC. Right. And this is a crisis that we've never had before.

Social media is involved. So this is a great opportunity to fork it up. Yeah, fork it up. Do you have any advice for the virgin guys who are in the contest for the show? Yeah, I think the most important thing is they try to be themselves and if they're really stupid, don't be that,

be something cool, you know? So like what? Like a... How do they know? How would they know? Yeah, they've got to figure that out otherwise they're going to stay that way. So they should lie to women? That's rape by deception. What?

Yeah, you can't lie to women like that. You got to be yourself at all times. It's like peacocks dancing around, and then with feathers is showing its feathers. That's all. Okay. The male shows his feathers. Tell them to show the good side. Don't show the degenerate part or any of the ugly warps or any of that stuff. That stuff is irrelevant and it won't help you at all to overcome your virgin virginity. Okay.

Yeah. All right. Come on. You got to think like the person you're trying to romance a little bit. Yeah. all right. Come on. You got to think like the person you're trying to romance a little bit. Yeah. All right. Do you have anything else to add? No, I'm really happy staying at home now for two weeks and three weeks and four weeks. I'm sick of it. And all the way. Go ahead. I'm sick of it. And all the way. Go ahead.

I will say that I recently had the battery changed in my car and they charged me $500 and it still pissing me off. I can't believe $500 for a battery. Why didn't you just change it? What? Because I had to take it in for them to look at and they said, well, it could be an electrical system blah, blah, blah. So by the time I got back

They said oh well, it was just a battery and it's it's $500. Yeah The battery is like you know we live somewhere right? You got some social security leftover. I imagine after that Yeah, yeah, too bad right? Yeah, I can't even enjoy it. What do you mean? I can't travel? Grocery short, I don't care how much money you give me if I can't go outside. What good is it? You haven't been to the grocery store or anything? No. Why go? No, I've been ordering on an Instacart and they are so inundated. Yesterday I ordered it noon. They had an order to me by 9.30 last night that wasn't supposed to get here till Wednesday And so now I have way too much food Okay, I was you know listen complaints. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

All right, yeah, all right get out of here. Thank you $500 battery. Thank you. Thank you $500 battery. Yeah, see you see you see who we're protecting dollar batteries. Yeah. See, you see who we're protecting? Yeah, one of the work for me on this, it gets these guys that are charging $500 for a battery. No, I've done enough for you the next time, the next time we get a plague that wipes everybody off the earth.

It's just going to, oh, well, you guys just, the next after this is done if anybody says well What we really need to do is get a plague that takes care of all the the stupid and the old people you know what we had one You know what can ruin it was spoiled it it was not until this moment that I realized exactly how similar you guys are All right, goodbye dad uncanny wait one of the thing. are the things? I just want to say, I've lived through a volcanic eruption, an earthquake. What do you mean a volcanic eruption? Mount St. Helens landed on our head. Oh, you're right.

He's right. He's got a whole little thing of ash. Okay. That was right before you were born. I mean, you didn't, like, you're just, we're sitting there in the volcano erupted, though. It's not like you were almost ready to sit up there. Yeah, that's where I was born. Yeah, we lived right right where it landed in Spokane I'll be done. We were pouring we couldn't even go outside our cars would blow up

From all the ash in the air. Okay, so and then and then the earthquake, you know, that was another one Red yeah, this is just another bump in the road for me I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, know, I know, I know, know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I service. I'm sure. Oh, you're sure? I'm sure. Yeah. I'm sure. All right. Well, it's essential. It is actually in L.A. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Well, thank you for surviving the volcanoes in the earthquakes. Well, thank you for, I listened to your show and it's your mother said she survives the volcano with me. Oh great. We were quite pleased with that one too.

She was the biggest of the house. But she's not fat. I do it's I think you very much for the entertainment value. I listen to days I walked five miles into the forest surrounding our house. Okay. And I was laughing, serving with you. Not a dirty, dirty gun. This is a distant thing, I guess.

Well, you were so out of tune, both of you. What the hell does that mean? Well, I love to listen to you, but I think you both need some growing up to do. I like what? What specifically? I'm the grown up. Haircuts grow out no matter what happened. It'll grow out.

Not for you. I'd grow out and then fell out. Yeah. What else do we need to grow up about? I appreciate what's that? What else do we need to grow up in the bad? It's fucking bouncing back to that part. Yeah. What else do we need to grow up about. Thank you, Matt, though. I appreciate what's that? What else do we need to grow up in a bad? It's fucking bouncing. I'm glad you're back, Matt.

Yeah. What else do we need to grow up about? Oh, all this value you put on money. My God, money's not worth that much. Well, thanks to you, yeah. Thank you. Okay, thank you very much for the entertainment, though. I really, I really enjoyed it today.

Okay, goodbye. See you next time. Okay, Mr you very much for the entertainment though. I really, I really enjoyed it today. Okay, goodbye. See you next, good bye. Okay, Mr. Masterson. Get me here. Okay, I do have, I had a president. I was getting to, like, an crazy conversation with him every time he comes over. I'm not afraid.

No, not a crazy conversation. I mean, just like a lively conference, always fun. It's always bullshit. I have, honey, can you, so I was hoping this gift I intended to be a lot funnier than it is. I was hoping there would be a lot more people here. You know, we were supposed to have 10 people, 20 people.

This place was supposed to be perfect. I know, I know. I know. But I already, but it's still an episode 200 present. Yeah. I want, this is for me. Yeah, this is for you. Oh, shit.

I know, because it's the only, it's the one thing I can make right in all the, in all the, it's the one Rosebud that you've always had hanging over your head. You didn't really do this, did you? Yeah, I did, yeah. Whoa. You gotta be kidding me.

You got me a watch? Yeah. Man, that's incredible. It was gonna, I was gonna get it engraved with, if found, go to dick.show slash reward. Man, thank you. You're welcome, but unbelievable. All of the engraving shops are close.

It's illegal for me to get the full joke, but it's still 200th. Thank you so much Sean for doing this show. I'm blown away. Well, put it on. Addison Cranisport and I found the exact, I went through all of my old photos that you had that I have of you on Flickr.

And found the exact model of watch that you had, that you lost. and the resounding... I have to get a couple links taken out, because I... Yeah, they'll do that for free if you take that. But once they open again, if you do, if you take it in there. The resounding response from the watch that you lost was that it was, quote unquote, gay.

So that was a great watch. I know it was, I know it was, but they don't make it anymore. I know, but they don't make it anymore, and all the old ones that they looked all crappy and crammed this like, well, I can't do that, but we can get a tag. This is even cooler watch and it hasn't even, it's got a darker face on it. I love it. Yeah, I thought you would like the darker face.

It is because it's got the brushed, you know, it's brushed. It's not overly shiny and it is. Yes. Man, thank you. There was another model that had more shit on it and And I was like, well, that's more mean. That's more goofy shit, all of Sean's kind of a one time kind of guy. That's right. But thanks for doing the show for seven years, even when you were making dog shit at

robotics. Thank you. It's been so much fun. And really, like, I'm not working right now. I don't get it. So like this show for Dick and for all you guys, all the Patriones, it's been amazing because this, I'd be kind of, I wouldn't be fucked, but I'm not hemorrhaging like I would be.

You know what I mean? So I appreciate it and your vision of what this show has has become and just they've been taken me along and it's been it's made my life infinitely more interesting. I've experienced things that I never would have met a lot of cool people and it's just going to be it's going to continue to be a good time. I hope for a long time. So thank you very much, everybody. Thank you very much, Dick. Thank you. Thanks everybody for listening, and thank you for contributing to patreon.com slash the

to the show. The only thing that would make this better if with Tessa Fowler was here, obviously, but that day. I had to pretend I didn't know who she was last night. Y'all. I can like that. Yeah. Who?

I don't know. I mean, she like on the internet. Thank you. See you next Tuesday. Patreon.com slash Dictatio. See ya. Put it on. For God's sake.

I will. See engraving thing. Really, you have to let me actually engrave it when they open up again. Right on. It's on there. My wrists are so small though. What a delicate little flower. I know, I have skinny wrists, man. Coach got a watch and they had to add links on there. My wrists are so small though that they'll delicate little flower. I know, I have skinny wrists, man. Coach got a watch and they had to add links on Rolex

links, costs and 400 bucks. It's a really fucking good looking watch. Yeah, let me see it. Tilted over here so I can see it. Oh yeah, that looks good. Oh, yes, yes. Addison. It's a fucking man. You have no idea how hard to find all the pictures of you from Flickr, where we're drinking at our Synco to Myo Barbecues and enhance, enhance, enhance. But the pictures are lower res than they would be now. But it was that weird bone pattern that they just don't make anymore.

That's right, it was like a kind of a, yeah. I got your brother's help on it too. Oh, wow. I'm going away. I got your brother's help on it too. Oh wow. I'm I'm I'm I got your girlfriend. I want it to really. Yep. But I wish there was more of a spectacle. Obviously. That's crazy. The Democrats and their conspiracies. The Jews. I mean one and the same, right? One and a same. All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday. Thanks for listening. This is, I got a song here somewhere.

This is, oh, 200 weeks of rage. I haven't listened to this by, Debbie Jesus. Debbie Jesus. Two hundred weeks of rage A tender ripe page The primal tempered sage With a really tiny face Don't lose that one. No, it's not gonna happen. To fear, sonic and thawed, zestics, greet to to your ear

Who knew that it would make a career With a heart full of anger, a fiery new eye A comedy super villain, with no will to comply That's me! Better than radio A seething torpedo What can they got here? When there is nothing left to see or to hear I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The chance of getting it's not gonna disappear With a heart full of anger

I'm firing the right A comedy super villain With no will to comply With a handsome man to make a top like A lot of buy A voice of reason and then I'm singer to live by You believe Dick's dad telling us to grow up and then money's not important while he's he's got a car that's so expensive that it costs $500 for the fucking battery. I mean, I think he called us out of touch.

Us out of touch I'm ranting about your father My daddy's a fuck We need to grow up more We're out of touch You know what he fucking said? Did I tell you this? $500 battery Money's not important

Money's not important My son is important The fucking Lexus dealership is chiseling me out of a $500 battery? Money's not important. Money's not important. Money's not important. The fucking Lexus dealership is chiseling me out of a $500 battery. Like a fuck you. People are going on the subway. Disgusting. Yeah.

But you can go to the Lexus dealership and get your $500 battery replaced. OK. He's obsessed with that growing up shit. Is that his new thing? It's been his that he thinks like, really, we were on, you remember when we went to, like Powell, when I flew in, it was like, we were there for like a week.

His whole thing was that me and my sister's husband and just we were fucking, we're so fucking in need of, we're so fucking in need of his micromanaging or else we're gonna fuck up like a camping trip because we're not so worried about everything. Like it's windy, like, well, you know, fucking tie the boat up. Yeah, pretty sure.

And he's, no, no, it's gotta be, I gotta be going forward the whole time. He's like, oh, you guys just, you couldn't do without me. He's like, you don't even know how your fucking email works. So I think, I think we got it. I think we got it all figured out. Don't do without me. Like, you don't even know how your fucking email works. So I think we got it. I think we got it all figured out. Don't worry about it.

This thing's insured, right? Yeah. I'm doing this drunk old man. Yeah, yeah. So I think we got it figured out. Fucking 40. Not a lot of learning left to do. He's all about that now.

Funny. Oh, you guys need perspective. What fucking perspective is that exactly? He's got too much time to think. Yeah. A lot of time to think. Oh, I have to sit home and think. Boy, I just need to grow up.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I got another great. I, you know, would help these kids. They got to grow up. I got, we may legal, we made, we made legal. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

We made legal motherfucker. What did you do? You're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome. You're making it regulated it. Your bitch ass parents punked you. Your entire fucking lives making it illegal. We fixed that 10 minutes.

What else you got? We made a whole fucking new currency because you asked fuck your own. You got any more brain busters, dad? Oh God. All right, I'll see you everybody. All right, thank you guys very much. See you next week.