The Dick Show - Episode 201 - Dick on Chris Hansen's Emmy

Episode Date: April 7, 2020

Chris Hansen tries to front, I interview Onision on The Ralph Retort, an FTMTF calls in about having a baby, Joey Salads is in studio, COVID death models, a bicycler hits my car, an 18 year old is going to kill himself unless we tell him the meaning of life, Wrestlemania sucks, JMAA calls in to apologize for calling me a comedy vampire, Nicholas DeOrio, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts", and Communism Lite; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh man, I have real busy week. Did you really? Well, because after, I think you texted me the same day or maybe the day after and you've dropped some hint, like, oh, did I? I've really done it this week or something. And then I said, like, wait, what do you mean? And you're like, next week.

And that's the week, like, yeah, I was in no position to explain to you what happened at that moment. Oh, really? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's all really out to myself. That's what you said. It's always better for the show, isn't it?

What? For me to find these things out. I don't know. Is there even a show? I honestly don't know anymore. Well, it's funny how, yeah, they get closer and closer together of us they cross over I feel like the show stream crossing going on is just a thing that I've developed so I can do all the bad things I want to do well that's yes I've thought that that's been a suspicion of mine for a while and I really

went for it this week did you really yeah I really outdid myself this week. Did you really? Yeah. I really outdid myself this week. Well, uh, here is, I don't even know where to start. Okay, here's Chris Hansen. Here's Chris Hansen posting his Emmy in response to me because he's pissed that you know, Chris Hansen, perhaps you've heard of him. Yeah. Natuarius. He can sort with pedophiles. Yes, right. That's in this news cycle. That's what it be. Yeah, he's often seen, you know, he cuts, he's often seen in the consulting with pedophiles and the company of pedophiles. What he's doing with them, he and Epstein, he and Epstein once took a picture together.

Both Chris Hansen and both Chris Hansstein and Jeffrey Epson. Yeah, that still works. Are both in the exclusive club of being Emmy award winners. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Is this Chris Hansen posting a picture of his Emmy award to me in response to me on Twitter because he's so, he's so, I hate using the term, but he's so ass mad. So I got under his skin. I got under Chris Hansen's skin. He's so, I hate using the term, but he's so ass mad.

So I got under his skin, I got under Chris Hansen's skin. So hard, I got a gift. You do, no you do, you do. That's the whole, like people don't, it's, you're very difficult to deal with. Well, that's, you know, they don't feed the trolls. Yeah. It's like, everybody wants to feed you

because they just, yeah. Because they can't, I'll just keep going. I don't care if you feed me or not. Until they, right, but then they feed you. Well, yeah. Because eventually they can't ignore it anymore and they go, yeah! Just like this moment of irrationality grabs them and it has to be a big explosion.

So this is, I mean this picture, okay this Hanson took a picture of his Emmy for me just for me because he's so, he's so steamed. That's how much you ran his life at that moment. Yeah, he said he'd been himself. Motherfucker, I'm gonna take my Emmy, Where the fuck is my, who is he married? Sharon? Sharon, where's my Emmy? Yeah.

Give me my Emmy. Yeah. I need to take this Emmy. He took his Emmy off the shelf. He put it on the table right here. I'm gonna bring it up on stream so everyone can see it. This is not, like this is not where he has his Emmy. This is not where a man stores his Emmy.

You understand? No. No one puts their Emmy an inch away from the edge of a coffee table. He looks like he was just sitting. I need something to sit on. Okay, how did you, there we go. Here we go.

That was a mad picture. That was an angry picture. This is not a display area. I don't have many awards. No, you know, but if I did ever have an award, it wouldn't be set in that place. I wouldn't put it on a coffee table. I keep coasters on the coffee table,

empty bottles, stuff like that. Right. He took his award off the shelf and he posted it. Oh, what is this? What is this thing doing here? Ami. The joke about Amis is if you spend enough time in television, you will win an Emmy. Oh, is that how it works?

For it like anybody. They literally give those things away for anybody. I don't give Emmys for what I do, Sean. Well, that's... How many Emmys does Dr. Phil have? That's what Chrissy Ensen doesn't realize. I would imagine that he... I've knocked down bigger Emmys than just...

You only have one Emmy. Dr. Phil probably has like a barn full. People realize not a snoot full Emmys. There's like the day time Emmys. There's a there's a million technical categories. There's there's I think there's like three Emmy award shows a season. They only televised the one important one with the big shows that people know, but people are winning Emmys all the time. Chris the answer. I got an Emmy story too. What do you mean? What's your Emmy story? Oh, this is gonna be like a, this will be a name drop,

but it's just what it's- Oh, it's a dog from Hoobie's tank. No, but it's just, it's just to show you what kind of people think about Emmys. Okay. So it's, it's, um, what the fuck is this all about? Well, you really ruined my,

my role of a show here. No, I'm sorry, that- I'm just thinking, what are you talking about? Who won an Emmy? Who the fuck is Luke Skywalker? Mark, Mark Schmezel. No.

Mark Hamlin. Hamill, thank you, God. I'm thinking Mark Harman. I'm like, no, no. I can't wait a second. So like, Mark Hamill has done Joker. Right, right? I've recorded him doing it.

I've recorded him doing it. He's still voice acts. He's back to being the big movie star these days. But so I was working in the mix room, which also has a small booth. We were super busy, so we usually don't track in the mix room, but so we were doing something. He's in there.

I'm recording and the mixer has won a shit ton of awards and all that kind of stuff. It's normally his room. That's in there. I'm recording and the mixer has won a shit ton of awards and all that kind of stuff. It's normally his room. That's a man. Yeah. That's a person. Yeah. And he's got for whatever reason, and I didn't see it before,

but he had an Emmy set up on the meter bridge. Okay. Like, I mean, just off to the side, like he was gonna take it home or something like that. It wasn't an odd place to put it. It's a hard, and Mark comes in and he goes, is that yours? I go, I go, no, he goes, who brings their Emmy to work? Like who brings their Emmy?

I said, I said, Mark, I said, I've had it propping the door open, but it keeps getting back, you know, so he thought that was funny, but he's like, who brings their Emmy to work? Did he give you a laugh or did he give you a courtesy check over? Oh no, he was laughing. He was laughing. He's like, he's like a nice guy. Yeah of your laugh? Or did he give you a courtesy check over? Oh no, he was laughing. He was laughing. He's like, he seems like a nice guy. Yeah, well, yeah, he is.

He's, he'd have to be to do the apology tour. He went on after the new Star Wars came out. Well, he knows their dog shit and he's still loud. I'm so, well, you know, he's, uh, LA Bay, I said, I had this completely innocuous tweet minding my own business. I said anyone who has any complaint about this guy on this Ian who is I'll talk about later who didn't call into the kill stream last night is a fucking pussy especially you Chris Hanson Click here to see your job done correctly by a real professional and a rocket scientist on LSD.

And that was his response. He thinks that's a mic drop. Yeah! Welcome to day I go on to GDon, Gideon, Gideon. If you got it, it's a show where this contest comes in from Mountain Bunker Deep in the Heart City failure. My host, Dick Messin, aka the $20 million man recently voted America's worst Mexican 51 weeks,

running I guess it's not recently anymore. Joining me is always as world touring LA-based comedian, Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. Hey, what's going on, buddy? All right, well, I think, Bob. I think, Bob. I think, uh, like 88 miles an hour is the new 75 in LA. Yeah. I am liking that. We're all going back to

yesterday every day. Yeah. Yeah. It's like traffic from the 60s, my dad would say, every time there was gridlock, he'd always say, man, every time there was light traffic, he'd say, this was rush hour back in the 70s or 60s long time ago. This is what it was like. Yeah. Yeah. He was, he was quite, why don't you shut the fuck up, yeah. It's quite a piece of work last week. Oh, yeah, you think so? Yeah, yeah, he was really, he was really feeling, yeah.

I love how like we're both so out of touch. Paying $500 for his whatever BMW battery that he has. Yeah. He has a car. He has a car. He has a car touching money. a car. He has a car. Touching money, money's really not that important. Like, it's like, you guys worry about money too much.

$500. It's like, look, I was walking in the forest and I, the, when you're born into America, like America kind of happens to you, the good and the bad and you get to exist within that world. The fact of life. His generation happened to America. Yeah, that's the difference.

America happens to everyone else. Yeah, they happen. Beginning of the ground floor of a Ponzi scheme that will just rape us forever. Yeah, he was great. He said he was a lot more comfortable calling in versus being in the studio. Yeah, I can tell.

Yeah, I can tell. Yeah, I can tell. Yeah, I can tell. Oh, yeah, I can tell. I can tell more smug at home when it's home turf. Yeah, I get in turf. Right. On his home, right. We can make my mom make him coffee. So this is the Chris Hansen story. I guess I'll just get right into it.

I don't want to delay. What else is there to say about martial light? It's not martial law. It's martial law or martial light. Which one's better? I like either one. One is low, less rights, less filling, which one do you like? Partial law or Marshall light.

I'd see, I think I got to go with Marshall lights because you got the Marshall. And you're in alcoholic also. Well, you know what, this lockdown has showed me, but I was not an alcoholic. Oh, but now I am a fucking full blown. I wake up. I wake up drunk and I wake up needing it immediately. Yeah. We had a little, we had a black party this week on the street.

Everybody was out in their front yards sitting on bot cardboard boxes and coolers drinking and. Really, like looking at each other. Yeah, looking at each other. I was trying to get everyone's daughter to stay out, but they wanted to go inside and Skype weed with their friends or whatever the daughters do. Yeah. There's a lot of older couples on the street. But the cops drove through.

Really? The fucking cops drove through in their battle van and their Punisher battle van and got on the loudspeaker and said, social, professional, western, fring. We're all sitting in our driveways. Yeah, you're not with anybody. I've heard a lot of people doing that actually, where just sitting outside. Yeah, neighbors come out and they just like,

because who's gonna complain if you're talking a little bit louder across the street? The neighbors. Well, I can't. Some neighbor must have complained all the way up in the hills. They never send the battle van through here. The cops just driving, driving through slowly,

suspiciously. No, that's true. They don't, they're showing our safety. Yeah, they don't cruise through this neighborhood. There's no reason to. And it's, it is really, I don't know who, who done it. It's a matter of who done it. Who wasn't outside.

It's fucking busy, body old, you know, whatever. The same people that would have, that Helen, that Anne Frank was hiding from. Yeah, that's who. Right. And Harriet, like these are the, this is the tyranny that we live under. It's the government, it's not the government. Just like Anne Frank.

I am just like Anne Frank in my house. Yeah. Right now. Yeah. Probably I have it worse. Right. Andrew Frank. Yeah. Andy Frank. Andy Frank, yeah. Andy Frank, I always tell the worse. Right. Andrew Frank. Yeah. Andy Frank. Andy Frank.

Yeah. Andy Frank, I always tell the truth. Yeah. They drove, I couldn't believe it. They drove through a meeting someone, a neighbor must have called the cops on us. I would think so then. Yeah. Um, maybe the neighbor saw me looking at some of the girls who I don't know if they were

they were 18, you know, probably, you know, from my eyes they were. You can't tell. it's all the fucking, the hormones in the milk, you know, I mean. Well, that's an honest answer. You can't tell, right? I mean, sometimes, no, no. If you can't tell, sometimes, then you can never tell. Well, I guess the whole point.

You can never tell, for sure. Well, that's a fucking, like, the way that they dress and like the makeup and the picture, like you're just like Jesus Christ. What are you now? Are you 24? Snatched. Are you chatting with those eyes?

God, hoars. My car was hit by a bicyclist. A bicycler. In my own front yard. Just, it, my name gets on business sitting in the driveway and somebody just runs stupid. Because all of these assholes are now like turning into exorcizers.

I know. All of a sudden, they don like turning into exercises. I know. All of a sudden, they don't know what the fuck they're doing. They go way too fast. I get a knock on the door, knock, knock, knock. Yeah, hey, oh, hey man, you know, it's not really a big deal. Okay. Okay, I love you. You fucked up my car, didn't you?

Yeah. Well, just grow it back. Right. I'm sure it's no, you know, there's nothing, nothing like a brand new car that I already paid $2,000 to replace the tailgate from when some jackass had me back it into another car at Home Depot. Yeah, I remember that.

Just fix. Now, you're coming to tell me that what? It's perfectly okay. Yeah. That's what you wanna tell me? Yeah, I was riding my bike and I don't know, things got out of control. Things got out of control in the middle of the fucking street.

You have a man? You have a wide street. You have a whole street here. It's not even a sidewalk on this side. What are you doing? By the way, you hit it going uphill. Oh my God. What the fuck were you doing?

Turn around talking to some asshole behind him or avoiding someone walking the other way. 80s girl and I, we're out walking. Yeah. And this bitch, we're out walking, you know, and trying to enjoy life. Yeah. Which is getting harder and harder every day.

Yeah it is. Every day. Harder and harder. We're out walking and we're approaching this other walker, this other person who's outside enjoying the poison atmosphere that we live in. And a car comes, she's on the opposite side of the street and a car comes and I can watch in her mind.

I can watch her weighing the pros and cons of being struck by this car or approaching us and possibly contracting the plague. And people are like radioactive, you know? She put her head up, she covered her eyes and put her hand up and said, I started screaming at rape. She crawled like Spider-Man,

a crock down a minivan to get, to stay six feet away from us. I'm like, bitch, what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? I know. You're 30 years old. What the hell are you doing? Relax. What are you doing? I know. You're 30 years old. Yeah. What the hell are you so concerned about?

Well, you know, people, you're rationality leaves people under sometimes very little stress. Oh yeah, you know. It depends. It's a different level for a lot of people. Yeah. There's people. Oh my God. Um, guy hits my car.

Yeah. Says, well, you know, it's not really that bad. Like, well, you're, I feel like. Can you tell you hit it? Is there something there that wasn't there a minute ago? I don't know if it goes, it goes, it goes, it's just a little scuff on the light here. And I said, well, that's not so bad.

It's a little scuff, it kind of, that's, you know, light, whatever. I said, well, what about this? You've scratched your gear shifter, whatever, your brake has scratched the handlebar. Yeah, it's like, well, what do you want me to do about? I don't know, man. What do you want to do about it? This is it, isn't it? This is all you wanted to do about it was knock on the door and tell me so you can go on your way and feel fine about it. You're fine. Let me give you an early Easter present. Here's me, Magnanimus Me,

just letting you walk away with this horrible thing you've done. Yeah. Get out your checkbook. Let's start there. The bidding starts at 2 grand. Um, what am I? By the way, you see there was a spectrum of people, the cable company, you know,

it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Posted up outside of the store. What store? Outside of the grocery market. Oh, yeah, down there. Yeah, I guess they're a part of essential services. They're out there aggressively haranging everyone that comes out.

I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, man? I think they're essential. Selling you a new selling you on their cable package. Isn't what it's funny, it's like some businesses are just killing it. Yeah, you know, and then everybody else is fucked, but I can't go to a bar, sit and drink by myself, but you can be a human viral sponge

and soak up every fuck you, fuck you, I'm not interested, fuck you, I'm not interested that walks by and then eject it back into my mouth. I'm with you. Oh, so you have internet, obviously you, I'm not interested, fuck you, I'm not interested that walks by and then eject it back into my mouth. I'm with you. Oh, so you have internet, obviously you have internet, you're under 60. How would you like a CBS package to go with that? Like you fucking moron.

In this climate, I'm pretty sure we'll find you. If we need some kind of internet service. Yeah. You know, people are gonna be just trying to throw darts like, well anyone gives me internet. I just, I don't know what to do. I know. I have all this internet.

What I need is a cable streaming package to go with it. I don't, it really annoyed me so much that a guy is getting hauled in out of the ocean for being illegally using the ocean straight to jail. They send out a guy in Malibu's paddle boarding by himself in the middle of the ocean. Are you kidding? No.

I got fucking from the not martial law squad showed up and arrested him for paddle boarding in the middle of the fucking ocean. That's insane. It's insane because everyone, as we know, from Epstein has the idea of, well, if I'm not doing it, fuck you. You're not going to be able to do it.

If I can't have fun, absolutely, doesn't matter that it's just one guy. Fuck him. We're going to hang him in the ocean. That's where you want someone to be like it. Look, I mean, go ahead, go have fun out there. Saltwater everywhere. You're fine. They sent out the cops with those dog, those dog poles to keep them 10 feet away from the guy

and they looped him together like a zombie and drive in on each and so you can control that that rabid virus spreading pit bull on a paddle board And he drowned. Oh good. So well, there's one you know one less virus. Yeah, one less illegal plague carrier. Should have known That's what paddle boarding kills. I'm just sitting there looking at these guys, you are interacting with every single, why the fuck aren't to put, like everyone hates you guys normally. I'm getting reported for sitting in my driveway,

drinking a drink, and you're, oh God, stop. We shouldn't have stopped it. We shouldn't have flattened the curve. We should have accelerated it. That's all the same. Was it called maybe for the like the in decent exposure? Do that? Anything to do with it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Hanson nonsense. That's hilarious that he took out his mic drop. Yeah, here's someone doing it right.

It's like, oh yeah. Well, here's an Emmy. Here's my Emmy for my show on pedophiles where I fuck up active police investigations and then you talk to Mark Campbell about Emmys. Do you get them, do you get them any therapy chris? Like these people who are obviously molested, do you help them out with this?

Or do you just, do you just get them tackled by cops? Well, my job here's done. Another pedophile tackled by cops back on the street. So this, here's the story. There's this guy, Onision, who... Oh, Onision. Sounds like a Greek god if he were Armenian. He is a sort of god.

I don't really know what his deal is. He's a YouTuber. And I guess it's probably enough to leave it at that, but he also, he has these, he's figured out how to have these throngs of teenage girls, fan throwing themselves at him, like super fans, probably because his humor is retarded. So everyone is pissed at him. Everyone is absolutely pissed at him, like super fans, probably because his humor is retarded. So everyone is pissed at him.

Everyone's pissed at him. Everyone is absolutely pissed at that guy. Yeah, but he's like, he sounds like Destiny. You remember how Destiny sound? Like, nothing, he talks and nothing makes sense because he also doesn't believe in like gender or pro-nat. It's pretty much just, he's pretty much a sponge for nonsense, whatever it regurgitated. Yeah, like, imagine if Sylvia Brown,

if someone took every other page from a Sylvia Brown book and then mixed it up with a bunch of Cosmo quizzes and then put it into a Snapchat filter. That's listening to him talk. He's gonna make any sense. Yeah, yeah. So what he did apparently, I guess he's guilty

of a lot of immoral shit. I don't know what to call it. But his wife, here's the deal. His wife started, his wife and him brought in this girl who was 16 or 17 to go live with them. Yeah. And then I guess when he's according to him, according to him, when she turned 18, they all started having sex.

And then eventually the relationship didn't work out and the little girl, they teen year old left his house and started dropping dimes because ungrateful, un, un, very ungrateful house guests, right? She probably, probably a, probably a, of, of, substandard 18th birthday party. Yeah. I mean, just, here you go. It's a dick. Open your present. It's a cock.

Yeah. Not good enough. So anyway, all I know is everyone hates this guy. Okay. You could imagine one. Sure. Sure. Sure. Just based on what I said, I'm sure he's done a lot worse and I don't care what he's

done. And I said, get on new project too. Like, come on, I'm mixing it up. I've, yeah, you're a kicked off fatriot. I'm, come on new project too. Right. I don't care if you broke the law. Yeah.

I don't care. Call the cops. It's not my fucking job. Yeah. If you, like, I've, I watch Shawshank Redemption, you get a job after you get out of prison. It's not, it has nothing to do with me. Yeah. Just make sure you double bag this time.

Last time you didn't double. You don't have to ask to take a piss. Just do it. Right. Right. There's this idea that like doing immoral things, being moral, being a Nazi, whatever, being a hate speaker, and even, and that the negotiation is between that and being an outright criminal and that the outright criminals don't deserve a chance for economic prosperity

or economic autonomy. And that is just as bad to me as the former. You have even criminals have a right to exchange in commerce. Absolutely they do. It's not a system that is built to punish you additionally to the crime and justice system. No, only in that, like, only in that, like, the laws are written currently. I think where like serial killers can't profit off of their victims like the art and

shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think that's bullshit, but hey, that's the law. There's other, there's worse laws that I have bigger problems. Oh, I know. So, so I've been kind of chirping at this guy on Issy and for a while. Yeah, just come on this show.

Okay. Because I want to piss people off. Yeah. They hate him. Like, well, what's he guilty of exactly? Yeah. He didn't technically break the law, right? I mean, I go.

That's right. I mean, that's, according to that story, no laws were broken. Call the cops. Yeah. So, I say, I throw, he has an inner, no laws were broken. Call the cops. Yeah. So I say, I throw, he has an, Chris Hansen has been stalking him. Oh yeah, I didn't know Chris Hansen was still doing this.

Chris Hansen's trying to cut, Chris Hansen's trying to be a YouTuber, and trying to turn his brand of justice, of predator justice. Under the, like a YouTube brand. Under the younger kids. But I don't think he understands the internet as much as he needs to.

Well, according to this MA picture that he must. Probably not. Probably not. So Chris Hansen has an interview set up with Onision and he drops it at the last minute because this guy on Isian will not let him pre-record it. He wants to do it live and stream it for obvious reasons, right?

Yeah. If you're gonna interview with, if you're gonna interview with a journalist, you want to live stream that, because they'll chop it up and make you look like. Of course. I'll just take it completely out of context. Of course they will.

Um, so Hanson's is no fuck you. Well, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it live. So I send out a tweet. This is a Monday. I can't stack the deck. Yeah, yeah. This is a Monday, two 30 or something in the afternoon, and I say, hey, Onissi and Colin's in the deck. Yeah, this is a Monday, 2.30 or something in the afternoon, and I say, hey, Onisie and Colin to the Dixho,

I support you, not like these clowns, right? Means nothing to me, it's just words. So I say, well, okay, I'm done shit posting for the day. I'm just gonna have a nice, it's beautiful weather out. Drink on the roof, my no no, my back is killing me. I can't stress that enough. My back is just, I haven't been able to work out this entire quarantine too.

That man, it's fucking sucks. Yeah. This sounds like a reason for what's gonna come next. My back is killing me. It's just, so I, you know what, I happened to forget that I had some elephant tranquilizers and in the bunker and I can't go to the doctor and get flexural for my back

because I don't want to risk getting the plague. Okay. I don't need the government to tell me not to do that. I've just elected not to do that. So I step, so I pop open the festival bag and say, well, I'm gonna drop some acid because we didn't get a festival. Yeah, I'm gonna make my own festival. I'm gonna have get a festival. Yeah. I'm going to make my own festival.

I'm going to have a nice day. It's two in the afternoon on a Monday. I'm going to do it early. So I'm not up all night. I've done some great work dropping spicy tweets. I'm going to stream on my I'm going to do a piano stream on Twitch at twitch.tv slash L.A. bass comedian, which I've been doing like every night.

It's fantastic. I started writing songs again. Oh really? It's great. Yeah, I hope the neighbors don't hate it. Me playing like gin and juice at honky-tonk style at full volume at 9.30, but I hopefully they're entertained.

No, I'd like to hear. It's great. Great rendition. Twitch.tv slash LA based comedian. So I say, I'm gonna drop the sass, I should fire up the Twitch, and then I'm just gonna try and do shit. Twitch.tv slash LA based comedian. So I say, I'm going to drop the sass, I should fire up the Twitch, and then I'm just going to play a little bit until I start feeling a little goofy,

and then I'm going to shut it off and just chill on the roof. We're going to turn this into a nice, we're going to start the week off right. Last week was a little rough, with a kill stream debacle. Yeah, sure. A lot of mistakes were made last week.

I want to start the week. I don't want to point any fingers. Yeah, while I do, I wouldn't want it to go back to that blame chart today. Yeah, I think you're down to like a 0.75%. 0.75. Yeah, you're 80s girls responsible for 50% by the way of that. Yeah.

When I always said and done. Right. She can have her own blame chart, but I, that's fine. According to my blame. That's the way the numbers break down for the podcast. For purposes of the podcast. Yeah. And that's really kind of in the round.

I'll add around these parts. That's the law. Yeah, that's all that matters to me. So I say, well, just going to drop this asset, have a nice, have a nice piano stream, and that'll be it. So I sit down to start playing piano, hook it up, and peach text means she goes, oh, you're talking to onion boy tonight. And I said, what? Mm-hmm. What do you mean? Mm-hmm. And she sends me a tweet, Apparently Ralph, a familiar nickname. Ralph had retweeted me. Apparently Ralph had retweeted me. Yeah.

And it got a little traction and no Nisi and had agreed to talk to us on the kill stream that night. Oh. So I said, I believe I might have this. I know. Right. What's the command Z for acid? Right?

And I can see, as she says this, I say, oh, oh, God no. Yeah. Like I have just, the last time I was in the kill stream, I basically committed suicide. And now, as a result of a drug, you can't, I can't do it to an arrow. I'll be finished, Jerry. Yeah. Anyway, so I look at 80s roll. Look at this. Look at this. What do I do? She goes, we got throw that up. Fucking Ralph. So I run downstairs. He run downstairs and I'm laughing already

because I can see, like I can just imagine it in my stomach like a 3D view going, huh, huh, huh. And I jam my, I say, okay, no problem, right? That's not breaking bad. I'm channeling, I'm trying to channel my inner Gus Fring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and barf at the, right, throw up the poison, right?

Look, this is life or death. If this was life or death, are you man enough to enact this plan of Gus Frings? And so I stick my fingers down my throat, like tentatively at first, like I've never fingered a girl before. hesitation. Yeah, hesitation was one. One reason gagging.

One finger at a time, like this is not working. Like I've never tried to do this sober. I'm fat. I'm a fat guy. I've never tried to do this sober. I'm a fat guy. I've never tried to make myself disappear. Yeah, I'm trying to keep the food in at all times. I try to plug up the other end just so I can keep digesting the additional nutrients. The heat and everything out of there.

And I'm hammering my throat. I work up by the time 80s where it gets down there. She's like, well, how's it going? I'm soaked in sweat. I'm laughing hysterically, because it's like, this is completely fucked. I have my, I have half of my hand down my throat. I'm like, how do you, how do you do this?

Like, how do chicks, I'm finding out at that moment that if I had a, if I had a gay lover, he would be very satisfied. Like, open until this time. I have been really, I've been very sensitive to women getting their throats pounded out. But nothing, well until this time, I have been really, I've been very sensitive to women getting their throats pounded out, but nothing, well, this isn't so bad after all.

She goes, what do you want, what do you want me to do? What can I do? And I said, look, go to, I saw this on TV, go to the store, go to CVS. Ipacac? Yeah, you get Ipacac, right? I saw it on a family guy where they drink Ipacac and just immediately started throwing up.

So projectile vomiting all over the place. So that's the only thing that's going to save me or else I'm going to sound like a fucking lunatic on this huge big, big Chris Hanson scoop stream tonight. Yeah. You will not be taking pictures of Emmys if this goes. Yeah, she goes, well, if by the time I get there and get back, don't you think that too much time will have passed for an hour? I just go get her, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

If I get any of it out, if I get any of it out, that's a piss. And nothing's coming out, like, I've never, have you ever tried to make yourself throw up? No. It's impossible. I don't know how, I don't know how anyone does it. No, I've never tried. I mean, I've got, I've got my entire hand down there.

I'm feeling like vocal cords and shit. I'm grossing myself out. I'm like, what is this, my cervix? But I've got my hand around there. You're like, I'm getting worried that I'm starting to damage shit while I'm going down there. So she calls me, she calls me from the store and goes, oh, there's a big problem.

She walks into the store and says, and starts looking around like frantically, trying to beat the clock and says to the pharmacist, finally, she's like, I hope you as dumb as you go, yeah, I'm looking for Ipacac. And he goes, honey, they stop making that in the 80s. No. Yes.

So every one of those bottles that I've seen is like super old. Yeah, they stopped caring or stopped me, said they stopped making it in the fucking 80s. What makes you throw up? That's nothing. They don't give you, nothing. So she's like, well, so she's just, maybe I should make up a story about it.

You got my baby, just drank poison and I need to make it throw up. But then they might just arrest me. You know what I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm baby, just drank poison and I need to make it throw up. You know, they might just arrest me. You got a milk or something. You know, I go from salt water. Yeah. I start checking salt water. I'm like, well, the vomit. I remember coach telling me a story about the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I remember coach telling me a story about the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I remember coach telling me a story about the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I remember coach telling me a story about the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I remember coach telling me a story about the vomit. I'm like,

I remember coach telling me a story about the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, I remember coach telling me a story about the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, I remember coach telling me a story about the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, I remember coach telling me a story about the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, well, the vomit. I'm like, well, down. Oh, Joey might be here by the way. So I'm chugging down salt water.

And you know how it just makes, if you've ever had to get like gargol for strep throat or anything, you know how disgusting it is, your tongue shrivels up like sponge bob. Sure, because it's one of those close-up shots. I'm chugging it down. That's not working for shit.

I'm starting to look pregnant with how much salt water. So I like, well, I might as well chase it down with milk, like, I know milk, you can't suck it. I know cool hand, Luke, you can't suck milk. So I go to the fridge, open the fridge, I got fucking, I got heavy creamer in almond milk. Well, fuck. Heavy creamer. Start drinking that. It's just nothing, nothing, nothing will go. Are you able to fucking keep that in like the salt water? That's, dude, nothing, nothing will go. Are you able to fucking keep that like the salt water? That'd be a heavy barfin' inside of five minutes. I don't know.

So I finally just, I finally just step back, lay back to, well, I mean, it's fucked. This is gonna be a goddamn shit show. It needs a little bit of time. And by then it's too late. Like now I'm already, I already, I mean now is when, now it's like an hour and now my God. Oh, okay.

Well, I feel it in there, it's too late. It's too fucking late. And the toilet is just like, you know, that refuse of whatever is lining the, whatever is the opposite of a period, but for your stomach lining all the way. Yeah. So I get on, a couple, and I realize that,

and it's like, well, this is gonna be, this is gonna be in three hours, is when the interview is. Yeah, this will probably be in probably top. I'm gonna be top. Properly far right in the middle of it. Yeah. Yeah.

So I say, well, okay, I'm just gonna hang out, relax a little bit. I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend one last time before I go self-imulate. Yeah in front of thousands of people Yeah, never thought I'd die a monk Yeah, I don't want to die a virgin. Yeah, so I throw on a bathrobe and Walk into the kill walk into the kill stream as normal as a as a But prisoner on death row being led to the execution chamber. Yeah, and I'm walking like Mr. Burns, right?

Sure, sure. Okay. Just sitting right here, everything is cool, man. Nothing is fucked. I sit down and Ralph comes on. He's like, how you doing? I'm like, well, you know, great. Great.

He goes, well, Aniseen's going to be here in a moment. So if he shows, I'm going to go start the show. If he shows up, and I said, well, you know, if he shows up, don't worry, I'll keep him around. Yeah. Ralph if he shows, I'm gonna go start the show. If he shows up, and I said, well, you know if he shows up, don't worry, I'll keep him around. Yeah. Ralph goes, okay, great. I said, hey, by the way, I don't want to tell you a story. Remind me to tell you a story when this is over. Okay. Okay. So he starts doing the show, and this dude shows up. And I swear to God, it's like listening to, it's like listening to a live journal that someone stuck through a blender.

Oh, listening to the guy talk. And it's, and Aideys girl and me, both in the studio, I'm drenched in sweat, like I've just fought a 12 round prize fight already. And I'm looking to her like, is this guy as weird as I think it is? Is he making sense to not me? And she goes, no, he's not making any sense. You're always fucking Christ.

It's always weird when you're in a weird frame of mind. Then the weird shit always happens to you. Yeah. Like, why did I have to deal with that fucked out of my ass? Talking about how his wife had a second, like he's referring to his wife as he. Oh boy, because I guess she's trans. He's talking about like he's describing everything with no pronouns, like an alien who's

just learning to talk onessian is. Keemstar gets on the interview. I brought a clip of and I'm and I'm fully baked, so I don't feel any sort of like, you know how people will, the social, there's this social obligation to not say confrontational things. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. And mine is my threshold for saying confrontational things is low in and lower. The normal. Yes.

On this during this interview, it was non-existent. Right, because of the drugs. Yeah, so you just, I think all of this is stupid and I'm going to point out everything that I think is stupid. Like he started crying, he was talking about his kid falling out a window, I guess. Yeah, well, it's traumatic. Yeah And he started crying. He started crying.

Yeah. He started crying and then instantly snapped out of it. And the only thing I'm thinking is like, oh, that's obviously a fake cry. Yeah. If that, if, right. Like, if you were really tuned in. I just hear him talking and I'm like, oh, you're, it just sounds like your psychopath. Like it just sounds like you're practicing testimony.

Like I know, I'm going gonna just go for that 100%. That's what I think, so that's how I'm treating this. Wow. Yeah. So he's trying to pull himself together and I was like, oh, wow, do you need a minute to compose yourself? You're crying there, but just for a second. Have you watched this back or listened to this?

No, I have some clips from it. T clips pulled it. I'm gonna play the one way. I mean, you know, I wonder how accurately you were reading the situation. It could have been. 100%. It could have been perfect or it could have been zero.

Well, you know, remember who this guy is who we're talking about? Yeah. Chris Hansen was after him. That's true. But he dropped the ball. He did, but the real truth of the matter is, I'm not gonna pick it up.

Me on acid is a more adept interviewer than Chris Hansen. That's probably true. Let me try to find this. I don't know why I didn't pull this up sooner. I'm gonna try to find this clip. I told him that he asked everybody if he's like, well, you guys don't, no one thinks I was molested by my dad and I said, yeah, you were obviously

Like you were obviously molested By your parents. Yeah, and he was saying nobody thinks that but I was like, no, he was saying well you guys don't I mean nobody I wasn't molested you guys don't think that yeah You were you were definitely molested did he cop to it? No, so he kept arguing it He's like well my dad was he was he did molest, so he kept arguing it. He's like, well, my dad was, he was, he did molest somebody, but he didn't molest me. I was like, I didn't even fucking know that. Oh, really?

So he, so his dad molested people. He says, I guess. I guess. I guess that's what, let me try to pull this up. I don't even know if it's, I don't even know if it's any good. It was just a, it was just a, like one of those doc, who was that guy that threw the no-no on acid, doc?

Oh God. Yeah, I think it wasn't even a pirate. Yeah, I think it was a Pittsburgh. Yeah, the picture in the like the 70s, I think, right? Yeah, it's just one, like you don't want to get yourself into the great situations. And you try to keep your, you try to keep all of your nebriation separate from these crisis points, but what do you know?

It just doesn't work out like that and then you have to deal with it. Can you search for, can you search for app 201 like usual and see if you can save it in the, I must have saved it in the wrong spot. Testing. You hear yourself? I think I hear.

Yeah, yeah. How you doing, man? Great, how about you? I see you. Thanks for coming in. No problem. Thanks for illegally coming in. During this quarantine and riskiness, me. Yeah, I touched your girlfriend's hand.

That was the first hand I touched in my month. Really? It's weird. It's weird to not shake hands, isn't it? Yeah, I was thinking about that the other day, because when you work in business and you're doing a lot of meetings, like your handshake becomes like part of your identity and handling business.

So I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, what is my handshake? I don't remember it. It's like an art you develop your handshake over years. You know, trying to figure out the best handshake. Yeah, like don't go one way or the other. Squeeze too hard. Don't squeeze too hard.

Don't be ready for them because they might try to fuck with you. Even then you gotta stick it to them. It's like a conscious battle, a handshake. And you don't, if you squeeze too soon, you mother fucker, I will saw your hand off. And there they are, the guys, there's always one fan at the meetup. So we have who will get the ends of my fingers.

Yeah, I'm just mad about that. Just thinking about it. Yeah, he will do that. I think it's a Rick Nikita. I think Rick Nikita about that. Just thinking about it. Yeah, he will do that. I think it's a, a Rick Nikita. Rick Nikita. I think Rick Nikita does that. Is that right? Is that right? Okay.

The other one. Okay, so did you send me that? I'm going to play this. Yeah. And this is, by the way, this is when I'm at the peak of my acid. Okay. I am,

I'm going to do a good story. Soaked in sweat. You know who, O'Nissian is? O'Nissian, that's how I pronounce it. O'Nissian, so you know who thatian is? Oh, Nisian, that's how I pronounce it. Oh, Nisian, so you know who that guy is? Yeah, I know of him. Yeah, and infamous, right?

For, he did that like banana video, was that him? Yeah, I know that. And then he'd, then he, people are saying that he has inappropriate relationships with his younger fans, which I know nothing about, but whatever. Yeah, I don't know anything about that stuff. So I'm interviewing him on the kill stream,

but I accidentally did a bunch of acid before he agreed to do it, because Chris Hansen is now pissed. We're doing that now? No, I did that Monday. I'm just telling the story. So by the time I'm telling him that his parents molested him, I am soaked in sweat. I have my bathrobe tied in a knot around my waist.

I just like, you could have stopped, I had my bathrobe. I go, no, let me, let me, it's not worn properly. It's tied in a, because I'm trying to track what he's saying through just the avalanche of bullshit. Like backwards talking and a lack of pronouns. It might work better if you move the hammer.

We really got him. There's your Caltech education. Oh, okay. And 80s girls taking pictures of it the whole time, as I'm just wiping it down, wiping all the sweat off me. Here is that, is this on Ralph's thing? This is on the kill stream. Okay. What you are apparently on.

A regular on. I'm in the Hall of Fame, man. You're in the Hall of Fame, well, in now it's close. It's gonna be, yeah, it's a party of one in the, the I tanked on purpose. It's a way would never be another one Yeah, I would only be the only one. They opened it and immediately condemned the building here we go And you don't think you're complete fucking This was the interview to have I don't yeah, I mean it According to him it was if you take everything that Chris Hansen is saying is true and you don't think you're complete

fucking liar and you're just making the shabber. This is the interview that you're the one that he wanted to stop. You're the one that he switched out. I can't understand. He's his excuses that the victim's like have feelings. So, yeah, well, you know what? He doesn't want me to hurt. Well, look, this is not a defense, you know,

a defense of anything for you. But like, at least talking about this shit for a long, safe piece of shit. I don't know. Well, let me, there, Onees, San, weren't you, like, molested by your dad or something? That's such a, can you imagine if I was? Can you imagine if I was and how fucked up

of a question that would have been? No, I was not. I'm like, no, that's not right time I'd had that. That's not that. That should be specific. My dad is an accused. Cue your wallet. My dad is an accused child molester. And I don't remember the majority of my childhood.

But I don't think I was molested. You didn't think so, buddy. I was gonna say maybe you're potential, maybe potentially. You're a weak. Block out. I don't think I was ever touched or anything like that by an adult. I was acting like you were.

When I was 11, I finger-banging to grow as four years older than me because she crawled over to my bed, but that's about it. Oh, bro. Best thing is if you're remembering that, you would remember if you got to work. So when you add, there's my first kiss, too.

So like, you understand that, like you were molested and we're like, we're all collectively concerned that you're kind of enabling this cycle of the abuse of children in all these relationships, right? That you obviously suffered and that, how did that suffer? Well, just listening to your voice, it sounds like you were molested. You're not wrong. No, I've heard it.

I heard it. It's a little weird. A lot of people that were molested when they were younger, they have this like high-pitched You're not wrong. No, I'm first thinking I heard it right away. This is a little weird. A lot of people that were molested when they were younger, they have this high pitched, nasally voice because you're like, the time when the abuse happened. Yeah, like every stripper sounds like that. Yeah, high pitched, nasally voices are definitely

molested by every person, but that is a thing. That's like a known thing. Yeah, but you're not joking. Yeah, no. A lot of people were abused, and they are stunted emotionally. Maybe that's why Hanson does the voice the hi-dit or something. Oh, next on the news. I know anyway.

There you go. It's a whole three hours of that. Yeah, you're pretty, that was pretty, pretty out like, I mean, you know, obviously you were, obviously you were molested. Yeah, just listen to the way you talk. I mean, can we get, well, let's just take that as a fact and then move on further the conversation. Yeah, like, I mean, we don't need to,

I mean, it's stupid for any of us to pretend that there's any type of other answer. Yeah, you were obviously molested. I mean, have you listened to yourself? Have you ever heard an interview played back? I think that's the only time you got pissed off at the end when I was like, why don't you like work through this trauma as like a YouTube thing? Yeah, it's. And then he'll tell people.

Health environment. Yeah. And he said, well, my partner is actually a psychiatrist. So I'm sure that I'm fire. That's okay. He's like a denial. Yeah. A denial. Yeah. For the fun. I say, yeah, that's okay. I've got that well that's that's the end of that one I already took too much time talking about well, that was a pretty big you've had an eventful week big success I as it turns out you you know, it was a big success right and then and then PewDiePie is dumping on Maddox He is yeah, you remember that guy I dubs joy. I know you know, but yeah, I know I know I dubs I know he's dealing with this whole,

like the cuck, cuck situation or something. His girlfriend's just posting nudes up on only fans for fun. I'll be honest, I don't get what the big deal is. There's so many girls on only fans. I bet you have for them have boyfriends. Yeah, but those boyfriends don't have like millions of followers. That's the thing. Their boyfriends don't make a living ripping on other people's

Exactly. As long as she's not sucking like other dudes' dicks on the only fans. She's only posting dudes, right? Uh, yeah. That was last week. Did he know? She just started. Did he know this going into the relationship, was she always like that? Or did she turn

into that? I don't know. Because if I was to choose to date a porn star, yeah, and she's out of the game, like that's kind of cool. Yeah. Does that make me a cuck? Um, not, well not if you knew.

I mean, I don't know. Do you, would you defend it? I would, I wouldn't defend it, but that's her business. Yeah, I always think would I date like, it's homey Tanaka? Absolutely. Yeah, right?

But would I, I couldn't, I would have to take her out of the porn game. Yeah, she would have to be in the porn game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would give her such a nice home. But you know what, they'll probably be on only fans doing nudes and dittling themselves. You could open them.

I don't think I could take that. I think I would, would you, would you, would you let them, if you're going, if they're already a porn star. Yeah. And it's like they're, you know, seen online doing, you know, gang bangs and, you know, getting right on their face, what not, what's the harm of doing an only fans at that point? Well, because I said going from like level 10 to like level two, it's already out there.

I mean, I don't want to. Depends how big a deal dick thinks it is. I won't even let them listen to music that I don't like. So only fans, it's a way out of the, you get one country song every quarter, every financial quarter, we will listen to one country playlist and that's it. Well, if my girlfriend now didn't only fans, I'd probably break up with her. Yeah.

So that's by comparison, but she's, you know, she's very wholesome girl. She's very beautiful too. Thank you. She could make a killing. She would make mad money. Although judging from the leaks, I don't think beauty is a,

essentially is a requirement to being on only fans. Yeah, right. Did you see? I saw the pitches. Ooh. Yeah, not. Guys are beating off to saw the pitches. Ooh. Yeah, not. Guys are beating off to that. Pass the thing is, it's such a market out there for guys that like that, because they're

not getting any tricks, you know? Is she just, is she, is she homely? Is she ugly? Like, I don't know what she looks like. Does she, does she look like she fucking chased a cat through a barrel of nails? I have girlfriend here, I'll pull her. Yeah. It's like, if you're gonna pay, if you're gonna pay for porn, they gotta be like a 10 out of nails. I'd have a girlfriend here, I'll pull her up. Yeah. It's like if you're gonna pay for porn,

they gotta be like a 10 out of 10. Well, that's the thing. The porn is so readily available, I would think that in order to pay for it, you would need some kind of intimate personal reaction interaction with the person. Yeah, I think what only fans, I think it works best when the person is already popular

or has a following online where it's like, oh, this girl's hot, I've been following her for like a year. Oh, now she has an only fans. Yeah, I'll subscribe. I want to see her naked. I've been seeing her half naked Instagram photos. Yeah, I wouldn't do that, but I'm saying that that's probably the mentality

of some people. Me either, but then every time I see guys talking about only fans, it's always like that they dumped in hundreds of dollars to some chick and now they're pissed that the chick stopped ignoring them. Like I never see guys who are, it's like the liquor and alcoholism, like 80% of liquor and gambling and all the vices come from hardcore addicts.

So then I think that maybe all of, maybe the same thing applies to these only fans and it's just these cuts who are knowingly, which is fine, you know, make your money, knowingly take advantage of like mentally unstable men who are just dumping 80% of revenue that they don't have into their accounts. And if that's the case, what I surmise to be true is true,

then yeah, people are gonna then people are pretty fucking valid in calling you out for supporting this shit, supporting your girlfriend doing this shit. I'm trying to find it for you, Sean. Does anybody have a link in the discord? What, I mean, it doesn't matter. I don't wanna hold the show up, so I can, so you can get on.

So I can make a judgment. Yeah, here's PewDiePie. I don't want to hold the show up to that so I can see you can get off. So I can make a judgment. Yeah. Here's PewDiePie. I've noticed that whole Idubs problem, where he was the one, he pretty much got popular off of ripping on people. Yeah. And the same thing with H3H3. So when H3 did their podcast and, you know, there were no longer in the edited setting,

all like hypocrisy. So they're coming out. It's coming out and getting called out. Like that's what's gonna happen when you put more and more content out there or more stuff comes out. Everybody's a guilty. Everybody's a hypocrite. Nobody can keep the act up.

Yeah, it's impossible to keep. But especially when your audience that you gained is specifically going out there trying to destroy everybody that's on the internet. Yeah, that's the audience you gained. There's nothing more pathetic than a picture of a lone Emmy to refute you too. So I'm after all that. It's like, because everybody knows he's been doing this for years and everything and it's like, oh, I think my Emmy says shut the fuck up.

So yeah, here's what she looks like. Oh, okay. She looks worse without her clothes on as all women do. Yeah, I mean, yeah, she's, she has things I don't trust photos. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that's cool. My girlfriend, she like and Maya's pretty girls online all the time. I think that's like a girl thing. And then she's like girl thing. Yeah, she's like, oh this girl's so cute. But it's like you don't know what she looks like.

And I tell her, I'm like, I've dated that girl. She doesn't look like that in her life. No, no. Who's that? I don't know the specifics, but I've dated a lot of people. Okay, here's Pewdiepie talking about Idubs. There's only one reason why I wanna bring this in Sean. I think you'll be able to find out what it is.

It's made off all over again. How the- Wow. Yeah. Here, let me rewind a little bit. That guy listens to the show. He might, he might, here, I'll play a little more. This show on D-Live.

This show? Yeah. No, it's on YouTube. Okay. Cause I know PewDiePie's on D-Lives, and maybe? Yeah, no, it's on YouTube. Okay, because I know it's PDPI on D-Lives, so maybe that's what it is. But it's been, he's dropped little things over the years. Yeah, he made a made-off comment on one of his videos

during the biggest problem, like five years ago. Yeah, like he must have followed that, he must have followed that entire drama to its conclusion. He's talking about a tweet that says, so many people missing the point of why this is the beginning of the end for Ian I dubbed he got his e-fame by being a techno shit edge lord who calls out drama horrors and skanks and it's now making a 10 minute video Being defensive attacking his fans. It's Maddox, Bunti, Jarbo all over I gotta say something sad about you know come on Ian's done

all over. I gotta say something sad about, you know, come on, Ian's done classic works, classic content on YouTube, that no one else will be able to reciprocate, reciprocate, replicate, yes. All right, I will really gonna throw all of that out the window for one little thing. I hate that about the internet.

You make one mistake in your fan base, we'll just turn it against you. You're present. Yeah. So what if I like to look? It's made off all over again. How they all fall one by one. I'm telling you, it starts with a pendo switch. But he knew to call him made off

was from the old show. No, I know, he was specifically. He was familiar with that. Turns out it's made off all over the end. Was what Tim Chang's used to call him? And Tim Chang's only, is the one who called him that. Or he didn't get the joke and thought he was talking about Bernie made off. I don't think, I've never heard Bernie made off being used as a reference to a cook.

That's true. Well, there you go. That's true. That's true. I don't know much about the whole drama stuff because I try to stay at Adivic. It's too much mental energy for me. But I try to be friendly with everybody, but I know Bunti, I used to follow him on Twitter.

And I guess he was in like a cuck controversy. And I didn't know. And he made like a joke saying, oh, I love my girlfriend. When I lose in Fortnite, comforts me, whatever. So I replied back and I'm like, they're still so fucking in the ass with a strap on. And I didn't know that it was like.

It was a reasonable follow up. I didn't know that there was a cuck reverse he going on. So he messes up. Otherwise that would've gotten totally bad. He unfollows me, DMs me, is like bro, like what do you mean by that? I'm like, I'm just making a joke. He's like, do not do you mean by that? I'm like I'm just making a joke

He's like do not know what's going on. I'm like no Possibly be going on betty come the fuck that. They're so sensitive. I'm like tell tale heart I mean, I guess that's like another part of it these guys are so fucking sensitive about everything like I never thought in my life I would be getting a text from another man asking me why I said something like, who do you mean why did I say it? Cause I, you know, kinda hate all men at my core and I wanna humiliate, they're like, fuck, that's fucking around.

What do you mean? I'll call my dad on a three way call and he can explain why he's such a pussy for asking why this is. Yes, yes. They have, it's like they're all, they're all like no French nobleman and the strict code of etiquette.

I think if you break down the psychology of a lot of that stuff is online, people have their own insecurities and let's just say someone's those insecurities that they're a cuck, they're gonna go online and like fuck cuck, fuck them all, they still have a compensator. They're gonna go online and like fuck cuck, fuck them all, they stop. They're all compensating for a specific thing,

and then when a little piece of that gets exposed of who they really are, and it starts getting thrown at them. I lose their shit entirely. Damn, I break that. You can't walk that one back. Yeah. I love when guys jerk off over to my girlfriend like, well, I mean, I don't love it. I know it will happen, but I don't want that one back. Yeah. I love when guys jerk off over to my girlfriend like, well, I mean, I don't love it.

I know it will happen, but I don't want to promote it. I certainly don't want to make money. I'll say compliment for sure. It's like society is built on these abstractions where she's a model. She has tasteful pictures, new tasteful news. They're artistic. They're beautiful.

We're exploring the human form. Like we don't talk about all the beating off. It's very important that we have these abstractions. Yeah. We just, we gloss over that part. Yeah. Notting acknowledgement and then never thought of again. Yeah.

Well, you're putting a turd in the punch bowl when you go against them. But thank you, PewDiePie. If you do listen, please never acknowledge this show because it would cause you a reputable blowback in harm. Yeah. I love you, PewDiePie. I love you ever since the South Park episode.

Mm-hmm. And you're right. You're goddamn right on everything you say. Joey, welcome to the show, man. You walked in the... Thanks for having me. You've been traveling across the country. You walked in the Thanksgiving. Thanks for having me.

You've been traveling across the country. Yeah, I drove from New York to LA in the mists of lockdown panic. Really? Did you plan this trip and then the pandemic happened? Yeah, I planned it. The pandemic happened. And I'm like, let me just go right this sec. I was gonna wait another week.

I mean, let me just go now. Yeah, I get it all over with before things get worse. You escaped just in time. Yeah, the first two days, I have a Tesla, so I have to stop like every two and a half, three hours to charge it. But the first two days I took my time, every stop that I went to, I stopped to interview somebody,

because like the whole trip was about getting America's feel, like the feel of America, like going to the stick town, so you know where towns and see what they think stick towns. He's nowhere towns and see what they think about politics. He's a walking petri dish. Oh yeah. I absorbed so much. Corona. So you went from New York and just spread virus through middle America. That was your eye in the closet. The outbreak. Yeah. We can track you like the like those old cotton lines. You just track it's your outbreaks in every city that I visited. Have you been tested? I've not been tested. Have you been tested for anything in your life? No, I don't think so. I'm probably loaded

with stuff. What did you find? On the trip? Yeah, what was it like? It was fun. The first two days I took my time, I stopped at hotels, I slept, and then the last two Yeah, what was it like? It was fun. The first two days I took my time, I stopped at hotels, I slept, and then the last two days, I was like, screw this shit. I'm like, let me just get back to LA. I drove for two days straight, and I slept in the car for like 30, 40 minute intervals at the stops, no shower in my own filth and stink,

eating nothing but fast food from drive-through. So this is the American experience you did find. Well, my car smelled like my own B.O. for like a week. Yeah. It was disgusting. But I mean, it wasn't really that interesting, the interview. Some of them were interesting.

Yeah. I met some characters. It was the most interesting part was actually going to these towns that have like a population of like a couple thousand. It's very weird. And every town I stopped in, somebody recognized me. Really? No shit.

That was the weirdest park. So I'm in the sticks and, you know, they'll be like, wait, like I, I saw you on H3's podcast. Oh, I saw you on YouTube. Oh, I saw your ballad takes like, what the fuck are you doing in this town? There's nothing here.

Like, what are you doing here? Looking for freaks. Yeah, I'm like, I'm looking for freaks. You're kinda freaks around here. Are you, so are you turning to politics now? Like, I see all your tweets are always if you support Trump follow me. Yeah, yeah, I solicit for follows.

Follows. Yeah. So, I do that a lot. But I mean, it works. Yeah, yeah, I solicit for follows, follows. Yeah. So I do that a lot. But I mean, it works. Yeah, you're up against works. You're up against quite a powerhouse out here. California. Yeah. Right. Politically. Got to know. Well, yeah, well, California, I've said this before, but people don't realize that California is a red state with giant blue islands. And that's why the... And those are big islands.

They are, no, they are. And they swing the state. But if you go outside like California, a lot of the farming towns, a lot of the, there's a lot of space in between those islands. And it's pretty much all red. Yeah.

You've seen how many bombs have you seen shitting in the streets? Since you've got here? It has been a massive uptick at least for I've seen taken straight dumps in the street One of them was pissing on a car one of them just had shit in a pile and he was like I sent you that video Yeah, I saw no good as I ride around where I used to live I started calling 311 because it's like right outside my building because they migrated since they can't panhandle on the boulevard since there's no tourists. They just migrated down, you know, half a mile. And they just started pitching up all their tents around.

So I've been calling 3-1-1 every day. What does that do? They're like, oh, it's gonna take 90 days to process and then we might send somebody to remove their tents, but then they could come back if they want to. I didn't know we had a number for the homeless. I mean, they're, it's like, I got bad news for you. They're not moving those tents.

They're not going to move those tents. Those tents have been there for longer than the buildings around them. It's frustrating, because I can't even go for a walk around my block or a jog without smelling pissing shit everywhere I walk. I can't even go on the sidewalks. There's so many tents pitched up on the sidewalk. And when you're doing this every single day, it gets more and more frustrating and pissed off.

I'm just like, I just wanna fucking take these tents and just throw them in the garbage and just kick these fucking people out. Like, you get, like obviously I'm not gonna do anything. But like when the guy lit the tents on fire, like I could understand that guy's mentality for lighting these tents. It's extremely frustrating because they're dangerous people, these bombs.

Yeah. They're dangerous. It's not, I don't feel bad for them anymore because they're a victim of their own devices. They're doing drugs. They're camping up in a circle. Like, they are schizophrenic. I mean, there's a schizophrenic. They're all fucked up in the head.

Yeah, well, yeah. Some things can, yeah. I propose we need a homeless task force that's job is to go around, because they're breaking these laws, they're breaking laws. They're littering, they're loitering, they're taking up public space with their tents and you can't do that. VCs.

VCs. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna take away from them? Yeah, you can't do anything. You can't find them. I think we put them all in a fucking truck, bring them over to Skid Row every single day. If they come back, put them back in the truck, and that, you know, I think we filled them all in a fucking truck, bring them over to Skid Row every single day if they come back

Put them back in the truck and that you know, I think we filled up Skid Row If you find it up I've been there. Yeah, oh You got to you got to put them you got to put them in a truck where they can't look at the landmarks and stuff to find their way back They're way back. Right. You got it like drive around in circles really like do donuts and the parking lot Well, get them all disoriented. Like put them on a bat and spin them around and they just have to have them run. We've had a couple of guys have raised private funds to build temporary house or semi permanent

housing for the homeless and every time they get their shit shut down, they'll raise millions of dollars to build cheap. Well, what you think is obviously necessary, just cheap housing somewhere that they can go post up in and rot away since we're not gonna take care of them, but every single time they get shut down by the local government. Sure. Because the...

So you can go through us. Yeah, we do. Yeah, because there's costs like $600,000 a structure instead of 17,000 or something like that. Sure. So they gotta pay a lot of salaries for watching this happen. Yeah. Yeah.

The priorities before the pandemic are so fucked up. And I hope that when everyone is done freaking out over the monster at the end of this book, we can all take a step back and like say, okay, can we try to, can we try to at least import antibiotic manufacturing into the US? Can we try at least to put half of these homeless people, can we at least take the ones that we could fix with just a bit of lithium and get them off the streets for, you know, we got the money, but I know that's not going to happen. No, nothing's going to happen. Everyone's just going to have to sell it on the back for flattening the imaginary curve against an experiment where there's no control.

I don't know. What do you think about the flattening the curve that's going on? It's, it's, if lockdowns even work, it's kind of too late. It's already been here. If the disease is as infectious as the experts say it is, we've all been exposed. Somebody brought it across the country. I've brought it across the whole country. But it's like, whatever we're seeing in New York City is the worst is gonna possibly get anywhere else.

They have the most optimal conditions for anything. Well, they're on top of each other. It's cause of the other, the weather. It's like Ghostbusters too. It's ours about the say. They're making the virus grow because they can't be nice. But it's, yeah, it's like you see that and then you see 75 and older with pre-existing conditions are literally 40% of the deaths

in New York City from COVID-19. Sure. It's like why, like, obviously life is precious life is important. Nobody deserves a die. No, you don't want to. Okay, let's get that out of that. That's the way. I just want to be a nightmare.

Not one person on earth believes that. I cannot wait for the church people to go up against the cops this weekend. Oh, happy Easter. We're going to church. But what about all the deaths? Well, that's God's will. That's like how God works. He kills people indiscriminately and we're going to go celebrate that.

Protect us. Protect us. But you can't go. That's a writ. Well, an eternal life in hell is a bigger risk than any kind of disease that you think you have here. And that's on the shirt outcome. Yeah, and we're sure of hell. Right.

So, I can't even see the virus. I can see the word of the Lord. Right. It's been written for thousands of years. Yes. Yes. I mean, does anybody really know about this virus? Yeah. Anyway, you're saying. I don't know what I was saying. Everybody already has it.

Yeah, everyone's probably been exposed. Most people probably have already been exposed. And it's like, what? I wonder, we need to click. I mean, I think a lot more, a lot more people than we think have been exposed, have been exposed. I just wonder if I found this, this Harvard doctor of virology or whatever.

It was a woman, so I mean, take this with a grain of salt. Yeah, probably she probably has an only fans account on the side. That's the future. Do you know how many new, how many new only fans accounts were like 60,000 or something? Yeah, sure. 60,000 advice articles says it's not as easy as you think to make money on only fans. Like who thought it was easy? Just pouring yourself out, 24 of them.

What the hell was I going to say? Oh, yeah. So this chick mapped the number of infections versus like when people started, would have started to get it. Yeah. And her projection of how many people have it fit the number of infections we currently have or deaths we currently have, more than that Oxford model that all this hysteria, all this is based off of one model.

All the hysteria is based off of one model that came out of some, and it's already completely wrong. Yeah, and I always tweet out models of what the model's predicted versus reality. And it's like predicted this, reality this. Yeah. But it's like what we should only be,

the problem is these doomsdayers thought that this virus was gonna infect and kill so many people, the means of production were gonna be shut down, food and supply chains were gonna be cut off because there's just so many sick people. Yeah, that's an extreme. And that's what these doomsdayers thought was gonna happen. You know, they think that. Well, some people do. How many people you think? You know how stupid people are that's an extreme. And that's what these doomsdayers thought was gonna happen. You know, they think that.

Well, some people do. How many people you think? You know how stupid people are showing it? No, no, no, no, no. You go back. Pretty decent percentage. Like the same people who said, at Snow Big Deal at first, when I was saying,

this is a big fucking deal. And they're like, now there's an, it's a big deal. Like, well, it's too late. You can't. Like, it's, where I think we're probably just lucky, it's not more deadly than it is

because everybody's, like you said, probably gonna get exposed to it and more people than not are gonna get it. You also gotta think about it like this. We're only limited to who we're testing and who are we testing? New York. No, I mean, like if someone's going in for a test.

Yeah, but I'm saying is if somebody's going in for a test, they're showing symptoms or they're already dying. So you're gonna get an inflated version of the data that's over-representing the serious cases. The deaths. Yeah, over-representing the deaths. But when you account for how many people have mild symptoms, the death rate easily goes from one to 2% to,

you know, 0.5 to 0.1%. Yeah. Just like that. Yeah. That's a, for all we know, we could have actually been going down in cases, but we're still limited to testing, and as we're increasing testing, it gives a perception that there's more cases,

but a month ago, there could have been 20 million infected. Right now, there can be 10 million infected, but we wouldn't know because we're just testing more. Yeah, I don't know if that's the case, because I'm not that sensitive. I don't know if that's the case, because I'm not that sensitive. I don't know how many of the cases are. As the testing has climbed exponentially, the amount who test positive has stayed consistent.

Has it? So the cases rise exponentially, the testing rise exponentially, but the amount of people who test positive for it has been amazing. No, interesting. So that, I mean, I haven't kept up, and like in the last week,

I've been arguing a lot on that. I haven't kept up on, like in the last week. I've been arguing a lot on, I haven't kept up on, usually I'm pretty good about finding different data sources for things and what's going on, but I haven't, I've been out of it a little bit this, this past week. It's always changing. And it is, it was always changing.

New York said that their case has started dropping just this morning. Did they had a death, their deaths were down actually yesterday. And Cuomo said, well, you know, that's, it's probably plateaued. Wait a minute. I know. So it played it plateaued at almost exactly the amount. What happened to this peak that they were talking about now that's talking about.

No, it's a plateau. Oh, okay. That's what happened with Italy. And I think Spain as well, they kind of, kind of scare rockets and it kind of levels off. Yeah. It starts to slowly go down. I feel like at that point, that's when you're probably starting to enter herd immunity because a study came out saying they estimate 20 million people in Italy have already had a mild or an asymptomatic case.

Oh, really? And if that's the case, then they could be entering the herd immunity. That's why they're not seeing the spikes anymore. Yeah Can we get those all those checks back if that's the case? Yeah Those bonds are gonna be due in ten you know And now you gotta think the government the Democrats the media these organizations these health organizations all invested so much into giving us These terrible models that resulted in a $2 trillion shut down and costs.

And now they're going to be doing everything they can to justify it. So they're going to be manipulating the data. They're going to be over-representing. There was an article that came out in Michigan. They want to literally retest every single dead body to see if they died from COVID or with COVID. Is it gonna give more? Yeah, we got it. They're panicking now.

Oh my God, we were so wrong. The whole world can shut that down. It's not that, too. The whole world can shut that down. We got it. I saw the pneumonia deaths drop drastically because they count them as COVID deaths. Like, well.

That's overall have been dropping as well. Yeah. So for hospitals to be overflowed while every death is dropping down, it means only New York City is experiencing an uptick. Everywhere 99% of hospitals in America are not actually negativity. Because you guys are gonna hold the elevator doors

for people, you're finally getting back. You gotta think like, you think that it's like, you're kind of, I would kind of sense for you that it sounds ridiculous that they'll try to over inflate the numbers. To the, in a way, yeah, ridiculous data can be manipulated in a lot of ways. Unfortunately, if enough people have access to data, it's going to, it stuff comes out. I mean, it is. Yeah, I mean, the truth comes out.

You can find the answers. You can find who has a reason to manipulate, who does not, who's funding things. Yeah. You know what I mean? And that's the thing. Like I don't believe in like an overarching conspiracy. Oh, we've got to, oh my God, we've got to cover our asses on this.

Really? No, not like that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, their brain. Of course, if you know the answer, you'll find anything to support it. That's what I believe that's what I have. It's already happened with the war in the Middle East. Yeah, when we initially went in there for X, you know, and X wasn't there. Target kept changing.

Yeah, and they just kept moving the goalposts. They keep on changing things. They say they'll cherry pick specific things, to keep things going. Like it's happened, it's to think that that wouldn't happen is just, you know, it's, it happens. It does people do these things. It does happen.

And then you get to a point where it's a war of people who don't believe the data or they have their own analysis or people who believe the mainstream and what they're being fed. Well, and it'll always be that war and the mainstream will never be the truth. Go ahead. Okay, here's the thing. I think John really loves his grandma.

And people look. That's why he's saying this. I don't have any grandma so much. He drives me fucking insane. It's the people who are still saying why we need to stay home. I'm like, you already have the cops making me do it. You don't need to convince me at all. I will never think you're a good person

for having done this to me. Like the tyranny of the Narcane neighbor next door who called the cops on our block party, they also need me to thank them for it. That's the part that drives me insane. I would have, if you had just suggested it, I would have stayed home. If you had given me the 10 grand of cancel road rage, I would have just done it. If you had asked nicely, I would have if you had just suggested it, I would have stayed home. If you would have given me the 10 grand to cancel the road rage, I would have just done it. If you had asked nicely,

I would not sneeze in your grandma's face, but you call, I would take the lockdown. I would take the cops forcing me to stay inside, but to make me thank you for it is a bridge too far. And that's why I'm on team virus. Please go ahead. Here's the thing. It's very easy in America to look at the world through an American's eyes, the government, they blah, blah, blah, blah. You got to realize we're not, America ain't the world. It's, there are, there are experts, organizations, governments in every fucking other country. And when you see a vast consensus on things, I'm tending to believe there are people just as smart as we are in other countries.

What do you mean by that? Where is this? They all their funding is probably coming from the same place. There you go. See, that's the thing. You've got to keep, it always goes, you told us not to wear masks. Like they said, the experts said, don't wear masks. Not unless you said, don experts said don't wear masks. Not unless you said, don't find your shirts and make a mask out of you. Everybody make masks out of your shirt.

I mean, that was an obvious, that was an obvious, don't take all our medical fucking masks. Yeah, that was, I, yeah. They were all in cahoots. Yes, that's a goal. Let's see, don't use up the masks. They were all the while they said, don't use masks. They all got together and said,

we're gonna tell these fucking ones, that's not used by, and guys like me, are like, of course masks do work. They're like, of course, they do. Well, okay, here's the thing, two things for that. One, there doesn't need to be a phone call for different governments to come up with a jam.

Yeah, it's just too good, pretty much it. And number two, in cases of non-pandemics, I've actually looked at this for a while, like when it was like, when there wasn't going to be a shortage of masks, generally, masks and viruses, masks do not work because that's often smaller than the size of the mask. Sometimes you have to get a special mask that gets wet and swells up in order to do it. So you can, you can totally transmit viruses, you can transmit viruses with, like through a mask. I'm sure it could happen. It depends on the, but the, but the, the transmission rate is probably lower though, but the mask, it depends, I think, on the, on the virus,

but, you know, out of their way to say, don't wear a mask. Yeah. Like, that's a little, uh, what was the, what would be the harm in just letting people go ahead and look stupid, even if they weren't, it's true, how they're making things. It's very easy to say, they, it's very easy to say, they or whatever, oh, what must be this, but where's like, where's the proof of that?

Well, we can break and break it down to, other, the, the, the model. I mean, we can break it down to other... Because it fits the model. I mean, we can break it down to something else that has happened in the past. Well, that's usually where I look. Global warming. Okay. I don't think there's like this one either.

Well, I'm saying this one already last week. And what I'm saying is, organizations from all over the world can have a consensus or had their own data analysis or research from all over the world, saying that the world was going to be melted under ice and water by now. And the glaciers are melting, the glacier parks are melting, they had to change the signs.

Remember that? Yes, you remember that? We got to take this. They should have just put up signs that said in 20 years these glaciers will be gone, but they put in 2020. So they had to take those signs down and put up new ones in 20 years. But the point is, there may not be a big conspiracy with one guy at the top doing all these things. Sure, sure.

It could be all these, oh no shit. All these independent organizations that are kind of taking notes from each other and it forms and they try to cover their ass, whatever happened happens. But the overall message is the experts are almost always wrong. I have been right. I have been right this whole time. Every single prediction I have been right about. Is that inaccurate?

I have no what predictions of you that we would get fucked over. I said, well, that's inevitable. Okay, no, that is, if you predict that, you will be right 100% of the time. You know what? I got an email from the bank today, because they're gearing up. I thought it was gonna be a fucking gold rush on Monday.

Like everybody can get these payday loans, these payroll protection loans. Everybody got their Trump Bucks, right? And then it was the business's turn. Yeah. So I was all geared up to go in, show up at the bank with my pickaxe, my bucket to start just clawing gold out of the goblins and evolved, you know,

yeah, I got an email to they've been emailing you all week saying, we're going to run out of money. Right now, because the 100% of this money will not last because of course they want more. This money's not going to last. Get in, get your application in there today. So like, all right, on him in. Got an email this morning saying, oh, we're gonna do this for companies who have one owner. If you have a company with multiple owners, we might have something for you next week.

Mm. Oh, okay, thanks. Well, I guess asked out once again. Let me know, just let me know how much of my blood I can keep. Well, send me an email, come in the night and suck it right out of me. Yeah. Anyway, joy, this got very, this got into the very COVID political discussion. Yeah. What do you, what do you do in these days besides your college stuff? Yeah, what fun stuff you see mellow. I mean, I got no fun stuff going on.

No. I mean, there's not, I can, there's not, the do you can do. There's not, the do right now. It's crazy. I mean, I want to start vlogging again whenever I vlog. That's when I did like the dumb stupid shit. Yeah, but I think this show is keeping me kind of sane.

Yeah. Well, I can just come in here and you can like get animated and did you watch WrestleMania? No, ah, did you? Didn't they do something to watch a graveyard or something like that? Like I mean, I heard on Because I was listening to ESPN radio I had a party. I had a resistance party to protest the government We had a couple people came over a lot of people are big talk like they want to come hang out, but then They ghost as the time draws near. I had a party, I boiled some peanuts, I fucked them up because I added salt to already salted peanuts,

but we fired up WrestleMania just to get a little nostalgia and they're doing it with no audience. So it looks like a fan. Was it like a Wyatt? I had it on Mewd's. But it's just quiet. Yeah, guys. You kind of need the crowd. That's what gets.

It's not the same. It's not the same watching sports without, yeah, without the crowd, because they influence your mood, your yeah, at times. It's like watching a dress rehearsal. It's really uncomfortable. It's like, I can't imagine watching a comedian

doing stand-up without an audience. It's just weird. How would we know into laughs? We got to have the laugh tracks. Because we're idiots. That's like the comedian's not going to know the timing for the laugh. You could be laughing and then they're just going on and now you've missed the piece of the next joke. You're focusing on the last one.

So they did a, I don't know why they did this, but it was, it's one of the worst things I think I've ever seen on TV. They did this boneyard match on WrestleMania. That's what they were talking about. And I'm thinking, oh, the Undertaker, this is what I mean. Yeah. This is what I mean. 60 year old Undertaker.

I feel like in wrestling, they play with the crowd too. They're like, come on, let me hear you. That's like, that's the whole part of wrestling. Otherwise, I don't watch it, but I just know that much. I haven't watched it since I was a kid, because it just seems kind of dumb. You're just being like, come on to an empty crowd. Wrestling is more popular, I think, with adults now

than it ever was when they're gonna call them adults. That's generous. Well, I mean, we have a lot of wrestling fans that listen to this show, but legal, legal of legal age citizen. Legal have sex with no crowd play. The Undertaker Boneyard match was like a badly, badly choreographed fight scene from a WB show. Oh boy.

It's all, it was alltaped on a sound stage, a fake graveyard where one of the guys comes in on a Harley to a Metallica riff. Oh nice. And they pretend to fight for, I don't know, 10 minutes. Over God knows. Like falling over graves and shit. Yeah, and bashing into a hearse.

It was really nice. And people were eating this. God knows like falling over graves and shit. Like, yeah, and bashing into like a hearse. It was really, and people were eating this slop. That was put before them. It was, were you just laughing? I mean, that seems like it'd be more fun to sit and make fun of than get any like legitimate enjoyment out of it by watching what they're doing. I was shocked. I was shocked that they were trying to pass this off

as entertainment to people paying money. They, well, that's, I mean, that's, they pre-moneyed it. They pre-moneyed it. It's like a paper review. Yeah, oh, that's hilarious. If it was just like on TV, I hope they dropped the prize from what it originally

was gonna be. Let me bring, Joel, you mind if we talk to this guy? Who's this? JMAA, he's back. JMAA. He called me a comedy vampire and and he ate shit on camera Oh, yes, he's back. He wants to promote something. Oh, no. It's not gonna eat shit, is he? I don't think so. I don't know though. Let me see this guy. What are you and your girlfriend doing to stay sane?

Plan Lego stall wars. Oh, yeah, yeah We just get out every night play Lego stall wars Wars, order Uber Eats, and then watch Kirby and Thuzyasm. It's been like that for about, I think, two weeks now. It's everyone's starting into a drug addict. Yeah. This whole, this country's gonna have a bad drug epidemic after this. Yeah.

Food and the lot. A lot of people feel like, oh, you know what, I'll work out every day at home. People are getting fucking get fat. Yeah, I gained the little stuff. A lot of people feel like, oh, you know what, I'll work out every day at home. People are getting fucking get fat. Yeah, I gained a lot of weight because I was normally at the gym every single day. And I didn't work out. You don't really just how much you walk around too. Like even at work and you're not doing anything.

It's hard to get a home workout. It is. I've been just doing the elastic bands and. Yep. I hate those goddamn things. Yeah, they're awful. I've been doing whatever I can, but it doesn't, it's a worry.

The gym, there's no substitute for the gym. The gym was open, I wouldn't mind the lockdown. Because that's like a big part of my day. What was I bitching up? That's about what I said, and I don't work out every day, but it was like, that's the fucking most frustrating thing is that the gyms are closed. Yeah.

I'm gonna read some comments. We got, let's see, who else did I call? Did I tell the call in? I noticed there's a lot of dicks. Yeah, we got kind of a theme in you guys. Yeah, I thought it was pretty something. Let's see it. That could be construe wrong. I got a dick tattoo. So he said, like, he painted his wearing a suit and a top hat. He looks like a dapper. Why'd you get that thing? So me and my,

so my buddy and I, we both got dick tattoos. Tattoo's of dicks, not tattooed on. I'm not tattooed on dicks, yeah. And we kind of tried to get it as a representation of ourselves. So his dick was just like a pot smoking junkie. And it reminds like a horse of a dancing man. Yeah. Pretty good. Very businessy with a screw tight. He was originally going to have,

I think a monocle. Does he have a monocle? Oh, like Mr. Peanut, Mr. Peanut, you got to fix that. Yeah. He was originally going to have a monocle. But when the artist put the monocle on, he did look like Mr. Peanut. Yeah. I didn't want that. Did he put a monocle but when the artist put the monocle on he did look like Mr. Peanut. Yeah I didn't want that. Did he put the monocle on his key hole? Did you forget your fucking trademark infringement? He hasn't I. He hasn't I. Throw away a count. Hey, Dick, I don't care about turning people away from the show. I've been a Patreon-y since like show four but this is fucked. What's funny about having sex

with underage girls? Right, what? Sick is what? 40, I think they're talking about Aniseon. Girls who are 18 look to the eye. How did you get that comment right? They descended to me. Plus that shit at the end about being, about being pro-child abuse to the stripper pole pipeline, praising Aniseon for being able to bag hot young pussy.

I don't know if I ever said that. What is this about your kill stream? Yeah. People are very upset. I see. So they're crossing over. They're very upset. You say it girls 18, you do whatever you want to or but suggest that there's,

suggest that the distinction is only a legal one and idiots will lose their mind. Well, they're, yeah. They're putting it somewhere. Hey, Jack, here's what's making me a rage right now. I live in New York City as from Jessica, and I have been working from home for the last three weeks. Yesterday, my boss called me to say

that since the company is losing business, everyone will have to choose between working for 80% or going on furlough for the remainder of the lockdown. I did the math and collecting unemployment under the current circumstances would have me taking in more money than my full salary. Have you heard anybody saying that? I haven't. I have. I've heard a lot of people saying they taking in more money than my full salary. Have you heard anybody saying that? I haven't.

I have. I've heard a lot of people saying they're making more money on furlough because of the extra six bucks. But you can't, right. Obvious choice. A few hours later, my boss called me back to say that she discussed my decision with some higher ups and they really need me to keep working.

So they're gonna make an exception and just keep paying me my full rate. Oh, how about that? Yeah, I know. So it's definitely a negotiation. When he says, oh, the company's losing, yeah, well, you know, sure, I'll take you up on it. Do you want to, yeah, I'll call your,

you got to call their bluff and then see if it was a bluff or not. I'm not so much pissed off that I don't get to leach off the government for the next however long, but rather that they obviously expected me to roll over and do what was best for the company instead of what was best for me. And now I seem like an asshole who made a power play for a special treatment.

Go fuck yourself, Jessica. Yes, but we'll serve you well. Yeah, I've been loving the piano strings. We'll serve you well in life. No, fuck, they will always do what's best for them. And make you feel guilty about doing what's best for you. Fuck that. They've got a bunch of extra money too. Yeah. Yeah. So in there that you could take. J.B says, Hey, Jack, I'm writing to you because I have

recently decided to kill myself by the time I turn 30. If I can't find meaning in life. Okay. So he's got a call pass. That's a pretty big 30. You got to find meaning in life. Okay, so he's got a call for it. That's a pretty big 30. You got to find meaning in life by 30, are you gonna kill yourself? Oh. Yeah, okay, well, I mean, you know what? Have fun your last couple of years then. Because I have a well below average penis.

Oh, why are you waiting until 30 then? And because of that, I'll never be able to have a lasting relationship or a family, which I've always wanted in life. Just your penis. I mean, chicks don't want any penis at all. They would prefer you to have nothing. How well below average, I guess.

I mean, like, how small can you imagine a penis to be? I don't know. I mean, it was, it was gonna be like, castanzaanza and Seinfeld, where it's just, you know, like it's like, I'm sorry. Can you not get off? Like the size of the, you still get the same enjoyment out of the penis, even if it's small, right?

I was talking to my girlfriend about this the other day. I'm like, what would you do if I had like a penis this small? She's like, I can't, baby. You have been getting high every day. Yeah. What did she say? She's like, like, I can't think. You have been getting high every day. Yeah. What did she say? She's like, oh, we can't date then. Really?

Yeah. Oh, what if it was this much smaller? Smaller? Yeah. Smaller. Yeah, just shrink it. Like, how much would she? Yeah, like, what's the cut off?

Yeah. 18. Draw a line on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your penis must be this big to date me. I currently am 18. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your penis must be this big to date me. I currently am 18. Oh,

and giving myself until 30. So I have ample time to find any possible solution. Okay. Just don't kill yourself. That's the solution. Yeah. Right. Or at least buy the shirt. My $5,000 suicide shirt. Yeah. It's shop.dick.show. It's credit card companies can't come after you and you're dead. So it's just a fuck. I have a shirt, a special, I'm going to kill myself shirt that I sell is five grand. So if you're going to do it, go buy it because I can't take that money back. You bought that item. Yeah, that's smart.

Yeah, you can't. I mean, it's take the debt with you. Yeah, I love the joke, but I just wish that joke didn't have to involve suicide. Somebody can't help it. It's only funny then. Yeah, I'm, yeah. I'm ambivalent about it.

And it's got that cat hanging on the poster. Doesn't it, is it? Yeah, thanks. Oh my gosh. I was wondering if you knew any possible routes to meaning I could pursue. Buddy, that's your thing. Um, just two drugs.

What do you, or get really into religion? Oh, you don't have to wait till 30 to die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, yeah. If you're going to kill yourself, ah, you're at 18, you don't even know what, what makes you like, what does meaning and life feel like? Like honestly, no, no, I mean, you're a huge success. What makes you like, what does meaning and life feel like? Honestly.

No, no, I mean, you're a huge success. A lot of people, that guy who just called in would sell his soul to be a success, to be recognized in a town of 1,000 people. What does it feel like for this poor kid? I was trying to think when I was 18, that's the thing is when I was 18, I already moved out. Yeah, I was already doing my work. So I'm trying to think even when I was in high school, I was buying and selling stocks

and making money. Yeah. So like, I'm trying to bring it back, because like, I've been happy with what I've been doing for a really long time, and I'm trying to think it back. And from a backfield, which is, no, that's right. That's very, I think that's in the minority of people. Yeah, I mean, they're sure minority. But I'm trying to just bring it back.

And I could think probably like eighth grade was probably the last time like overall, I wasn't like a happy person. Yeah, see that's, most people are not gonna relate to that. Yeah, it's hard. Good for you, bye bye. I should be blind selling stocks. Happy, I guess find something you're interested in and pursue it.

And the thing I was interested in was I was making YouTube videos since the sixth grade. I was buying and selling stocks since high school, doing business, and I'm still doing those same exact things today professionally. Cock tattoos. Yeah, you gotta find your cock tattoo. I think you gotta find your cock tattoo.

Yeah, that's it. That's it. You gotta pick a cock tattoo. Tenoi. You gotta find that, yeah. That's it, that's it. You gotta pick a cocktail too. You gotta find what you love to do, and if what you do doesn't involve heaps of money, so what? So you're usually on the other side, fuck your dreams. Well, that's the thing,

is like part of what makes me happy is making a lot of money. Like that's kind of the game, is to make money. I think that if you follow your dream and it is not livable, you are not, like you're copying out somewhere along the line. Well, if you're setting it yourself up, most people setting themselves up for bitter disappointment if they're trying to.

This Christ is following your dream. That woman whose art installation was having, was having homeopathic abortions, and like that was her thing. That was her dream, but she was making it because the money is a representation of how many people you can connect with with your dream. Like that's my, if you're just following your dream for your own self and you're not making any money, you're masturbating. So the money is like the success level. Yeah, I Tell my friends all the time. Yeah, this is what the advice I give because my friends would come to me all the time Because they see me successful and what I love to do and they always say, how do I go about it?

Like what do I do and they're already like in their late 20s, you know early 30s? Mm-hmm. I've been doing it since you know before I was 20 I tell them this I'm like you're getting a little bit older. You're not in high school, you can't really experiment with stuff. You need to pay bills. I tell them, just worry about your bills, and then worry about your hobby and your dream, because you want to have a roof over your head,

you want to have food on the table. Don't become a degenerate, you know, loser living on the street because you want to. Because you think in order. Yeah, you could point. Because you wanna be a body builder, now you can't pay your rent because you're just working out 24-7 and trying to be a, like do both.

You gotta make sure this food on the table and then pursue your dream and if your dream takes off, then you're good. Well, that's where you separate work ethic, I think. When you have to work a straight job, put food on the table and devote all of your free time to furthering your, whatever you really wanted. And the Sid reality is, that's Netflix shows on.

I'm tired. And the Sid reality is not everybody's gonna be able to live their dreams. No, that's just how it is. That's the reality of it. And you gotta work harder than everybody else working for that same exact goal. I like drinking and playing music,

which I've been doing a lot this week, at a four hour stream. It's like you make a lot of money on all your worst character traits. Yeah. I like it. I like doing that. I know. The thing is with the internet,

it allowed a lot more people to achieve their dreams and their goals. Yeah, for real. The other problem is a lot of people are seeing other people achieve goals. And they're dreaming. Oh yeah. And they're wanting to kill themselves

because they can't do it. Because they can't do it. And they see like a million plus people making, you know, full living on YouTube, whatever the number is. Or pretending to make full living. Or pretending. Yeah, and they lived this warp sense of reality. And people trying to grind and struggle and get to that point.

It becomes very saturated, very cluttered, and they don't realize the reality of it. You know, you could have a million followers on TikTok and make a thousand dollars a month on those million. Uh, me, a califa, who is following her dream, what did she make? Like $30,000 total for all her porn put together? Something like that. That was probably her porn contract.

I'm assuming. Do you remember when that came out? I saw that, but I still feel like she's probably made like over a million dollars secondhand because of those porn. I hope so. There's no way she's walked away from all of that with 30G. I've heard you've heard good home too.

I'm sure she's done like modeling shoots. You know, I'm sure she's done, you know, paid appearances or whatever it is. It's like being on a reality TV show, they pay you 2,000 in episode or whatever it is, but then you're getting paid 10K to be a guest host at a club. Everybody gets paid on reality TV except dick. Did you listen to when Jason called in and you weren't here, by the way? Wasn't I here? Oh, no, you weren't here.

You mixed it. You mixed it. Did you fuck, could you believe that? Yeah. Yeah. 10 grand, he got for Dr. Phil. Yeah. And I got dick. Yeah.

I got nothing. Everybody on that show except me made money through either what if you paid on the one working the artist to yeah, you know what though I enjoyed it. I know you did more than fill. Yeah, sometimes no one can take that away from following your dream. Sometimes the payout is more than money. When I was 18, when I was 18, I was in college and I set up a bunch of,

this was in 98. Did you set I, I know I know how of, this was in 98. Did you set, I don't know how you know this. So you got the, it's how you got the big screen TV. Yeah, I set up, cause I just like doing, I like doing illegal shit or, you know, proop, show me where it is. Show me where this is.

Nobody's stopping me. So it was, like there was, it was right at the beginning of DSL. Where DSL was just rolling out for the first time, we went from modems to DSL, and I was running these like fake pirate movie servers, because I don't think, I don't think, BitTorrent existed then.

It was just different versions of Napster. I had ideas to do that too, download a Burnett to a DVD, and then sell it, so. So what I would do is movies that were just in the theater. This was when the Phantom Menace came out. So I set up like, I set up 100 servers. And I had all these fake files that all said Phantom Menace,

like download the Phantom Menace. But it was just a corrupt, it was a corrupt file. I just renamed some movie, just renamed some ISO to something else. It's just a big file so you can make it harder for the competition to get ahold of the bootleg so you can absorb the market. So then I said, go to this site and click go to the third paragraph on this site and click on the third word, and then that's the password to open the file. And the thing you had to go to was an affiliate code for Pornosite for me.

So everybody would go to the site, I would get 10 cents because you went there and then you got the word, you come back, you download it. If the DSL lasted long enough for you to download, you would type, punch it in and it would be corrupted, it would say, it doesn't work. I was no, I had no intention of fulfilling my end of the illegal transaction. So but people would find out how to get a hold of me and they're like, you motherfucker, fuck you. And I was like, yeah, well, you know, I got your 10 cents.

But because, so I got a C&D from Lucas film, like take this down, I said no, because it's not. It wasn't actually any content. It's not actually your content. Go ahead. Like do the next step, whatever you want. They never did anything, but I was making, I was probably making six, there was one month

where across all my servers, I think I pulled down six grand, which was a lot for. No shit, that was a lot for 1998. Especially to make that on the internet. Yeah, back then. And eventually you could only do unscrupulous shit to make that much money. Oh yeah. My parents would come over and say, where are you getting, why do you have a big screen TV? What's going on here? Don't worry about what I do.

Like, you know what? I actually couldn't explain it to you if I wanted to. Right. So don't worry about it. Right. But then eventually they brought in some kind of fraud auditor who called me up and was like, oh yeah, you're counts fraud. I was like, this is outrageous. I'm gonna sue you. I'm like, okay, well, to go for it. Now is from the porn website. That was from the porn.

They shut that down, but that really made me happy. I guess I never stopped doing that. Yep, well, that sounds right. So find the, what else do you see? I was wondering if you knew any possible routes to meaning I could pursue. Currently, my only passion is music and that's pretty much pointless.

No, you can use music to get pussy, you idiot. That's the most. And honestly, it's never been easier to get your stuff to get your stuff out there. Like you also got to wade through a bunch of bullshit, but there's always been bullshit that the record companies of Shove Down. I mean, it's, you've got 12 years.

You've got to make a hit song. That's, but it's like, look, you're gonna have to, I mean, you're gonna get, you're gonna figure out probably pretty quickly whether you're in a good or not. Does that matter? Well, whether you're in a good or not, you gotta have something that if you can connect with people, if enough people are talking about your shit or looking at your shit, yeah, you did something.

Well, here's another good, that can be a shit song, but you somehow you fucking connected. See how you guys are saying is, oh, you need to make a good song that's a hit, or you need to have a good song a lot of people listen to. So I feel like a lot of people that are going into, like, fields like that with music, is like, that's what they're thinking. Oh, I want to make a song that's on the radio. I want to make a song that's that.

What's the wrong motivation? They need to go through the whole list of everything that needs music. Video games need music. True. Podcast intro music sounds. True. There's so many different avenues in that field that people don't really pay attention to.

They want to be a star. Yeah, they want to be a star, but there's all these markets. Yeah, true. I didn't even think about that. Like my buddy who's trying to be a rapper since high school and it's just something that's probably not really going to happen. Maybe down the line he'll get his big break, but then he actually started to work for this company and to be an audio engineer for them.

Yeah, yeah. Because he at least learned that skill and the time of him trying to be a rapper. Sure, because he made his own beats, he did a right, he's made his own stuff, and now the skill that he gained trying to be famous, that's actually a good, that goes for kind of the entire entertainment industry.

You may start down a road of, I'm gonna do this and this is and you end up on a side street, but you're still, you're still going and you never, you didn't even mean to get into it, but it does happen and you end up going like, wow, I really like where I'm at. Yeah. Well, you know, if that didn't make you want to kill yourself then, I don't know what we'll, JB. So good luck. Hey, Schnacky, can you hold on? Hey.

Hey, Schnacky, can you hear me? Oh, yeah. All right. You sent me an email. Let me pull up this email real fast. It's a fucking word wall, I know. Yeah, it was a real big one. So you just had a baby in the midst of the coronavirus crisis, right? Yeah, I gave birth on the 20th.

Okay. A large. Congratulations. Thank you. What was the subject of your email? It was. I just want to search for it. Oh, I can't remember. I think I I stayed in the hospital for a week. I found it. Here it is. Okay. Hey, Dick,

love your content and your bands. I would love to talk to you to show about my experience in the past weeks. I'll try to keep this quick and to the point, which you did not do. I would like to talk about the importance of flattening the curve and not only would be, would there be less spread of the virus, but non-COVID patients that are high risk can get the help they need. And then you talked about your, you talked about the birth of your, it was a boy or girl. Snacky? Uh-oh.

Well, the, I didn't get to the kicker. Snacky is a female to male to female trans sexual. I was, I had questions. You had some questions. I had some questions. We can get. There you are. Hey, what's going on? You there?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm here. You're there. I wouldn't. You got everything straight into way on your end. I don't know. Do I was testing it earlier today and it was fine. But go on. Don't touch anything.

Just leave it alone. Okay. Wherever you are, stay in that place. Stay in that place. Don't pace around like Chris the Kiwi and act surprised with drop sound. Okay, so you were, you wrote in about this COVID birth, but then the kicker is you are a female to male

to female trans person, right woman or woman. Well, I yeah, I'm pretty much yeah, ID transition. Wow. How how the hell did that go? That's fascinating. I mean, I pretty much cope with the fact that I'm just like a super chomboi. And I did take hormone treatment and stuff. That's why my voice is all fucked up. When did you start taking hormone treatments? When I was 18.

Wow, okay. So you were a girl, you were a big tomboy. Oh, no. I swear to God, is Nick. All right, let's talk to Nick. Oh wait, Nick, you there? Do you know what's going on? What's going on, man?

How's your raid, the raid shadow? What is it called? Oh, it's going fantastic. I have all these brand new challengers and stuff like that. And yeah, it's a 10% off right now with the new hero. That was my favorite part of the kill stream. When you interrupt the Onision interview to pitch, to ask what he thought about raid,

this like game that pays everybody to shill for it. And lastly, talking about getting molested by a stat and Nick Busson with that is called timing Nick you mother fucker but is defcon one is the bad one not defcon five defcon I see what weeding today that that on the cian's crew is on defcon five because they're scrambling to control the narrative five means normal five is the blue one it means is fine. Don't, it's chill out, relax. They gave it a blue. You never see blue used as a warning.

Defcon one is the worst one. Never go full retard. God damn it. Here's a picture of my award that Harvey Weinstein also won. So now you're a main in the validate. What did you think about that? Chris Hansen, the ultimate copo. He bitched Chris Hansen, bitched out of confronting a pedophile, alleged, and the predator wins.

Have you seen all the shit this guy's been involved with in like the past year? Hansen or Hansen or on ESEAN? Yeah, Hansen. No, what has he been involved in? Oh, I didn't talk about this in the video. I'm saving it, but I'll tell you here. Did you ever hear of the Escobar phone scam? No.

It's from the brother of Dr. Goldward Pablo Escobar, who started selling like the foldable phones, you know, foldable phones like all the rage right now. There are Samsung's got their $2,000 model and all that stuff. Oh yeah. Yeah, the Escobar Fold is literally a rebranded version of the Samsung Galaxy fold that they were selling for $350 and they weren't selling them out to anybody or anything like that. They were just sending review units out and they were sending $2,000 phones with a sticker on them that was like gold and said Escobar on the back and they fucking paid Chris Hansen

$60 to do the ad read more than some of these like face of Escobar phones. He didn't add read for $60. For Pablo Escobar's brothers scam folding phones. Yeah, he was involved. He actually copyright struck their video. So I don't even think you can do that. But that was really interesting.

That's what I saw. I saw him promoting. Did you do him to do, did you pay him to do a cameo? Yeah, I did. I saw that. The girl Shiloh, one of the Onisi on accusers, like when after me, I think I asked somebody a question about that laptop and she said that I was a predator, a doxer, a raster of young women and all that stuff. So I thought it'd be a real dick and I paid Chris Hansen $60 to read that I'm not those things

and to shout out my YouTube channel. Oh my God, they are so sick. The anti-Onesian people are so fucking annoying. Like I want that guy to have a steady supply of teenage girls just to piss them off. Like I spent the whole interview with Onision trying to convince him to be attracted to 17-year-old girls. Like, come on, man, what can I,

you're telling me you're not attracted to a 17-year-old girl? What's wrong with what are you gay? What kind of blowback did you get from that? None. Nobody, everyone knows I'm a lost cause. I never get shit. They dip a toe into my area of the internet and go like, oh God, none of, no, this is never mine. Absolutely.

They're actually horrible. They know it's bad and they like it because it's bad. What about you? Oh, dude, I've gotten everything. I've gotten your predator. I've seen some of these regular YouTubers. I don't know if you've ever heard of the right opinion, but he's like a very like European guy.

He's got one of those nice golden voices and everything. So when he made his video, the anti-o, like this was a legitimate person. We were trying to figure it out, like their whole post history, like says they were telling the truth. They thought that Onision was such a skilled voice actor that he's been this European YouTuber doing like these really long, like hour long documentaries

for the past three years just to make a video that's positive about him. Oh, God. It's insane. These people are out of their mind. Yeah, they think Chris Hansen is going to lead like an FBI raid on this YouTube or it's ours. They're fucking nuts, man.

They were sitting there the whole interview. Charging in with his Emmy-pointed forward. I got pitchfork. Like it's going to strap it to a pole. They were sitting there the whole end of the day. Charging in with his Emmy pointed forward. I got pitch fork. Like it's going to strap it to a pole. He's going to show. Who, what's that? Say that again.

Did you hear his response to you that he did on his show that night? Who? Chris Hansen? Hansen. Yeah, he, like, basically came on. Well, he really responded to Onisee on, but he's like, if he wants to come on a real show, I'll have him on mine. Real show. Bitch, where's your fucking Patreon at, Chris Hanson?

Mine's over the fucking moon. I'm an astronaut. As soon as the snap shot it is, but like, yeah, I don't like to get in, I don't like to go that blue though, Sean. That's grass. That's beneath me. You mean because it's such a filthy amount. As soon as the lockdown's over, I'm going down to a Hollywood Boulevard pawn shop buying as many and Emmys as they have in there and I'm gonna take a big shit all over them that's that's class that's class that's not working blue me sitting on a pile of Emmys with with hot bitches on both sides of me who are of questionable age that's gonna be, I don't know.

What do you think about the whole thing, Nick? What's your takeaway with Onision? I don't even, it's so weird, because I don't even care if he did do any of it. It's like, well, do you idiots not know how much nefarious shit goes on every day? You got to think about it like this. There's a moral argument and a legal argument.

The guy's been on the website for 10 plus years. There's more than enough moral reasons to hate him. You could have so many different qualms with all the things that he's done. I think he called Shane Dawson a pedophile once. There's a lot of things to not like here. But like legally, you got to look at this. And if a lot of your allegations come from some bit just Tumblr blog, there seems to be a problem here. I mean, you can't just go. You're a pet of file. Credibility of you.

Credibility of you. Credibility of you. I was like, you made recently. Yeah. We've got a rule of law in this country, although I'm not sure anymore. Unfortunately, you can't replace the jury with retweets. Yeah. All right, Nick.

I'm going to try to get Snackie back on. Thank you for calling in though. Thanks for having me. Yeah. Yeah, see ya. All right, Snacky, we're gonna give you what the, Snacky, what the fuck keeps happening to your internet? Um, it's just court mobile doesn't like it when I get moved around in channels, I think that's it. Okay, well just join the live channel then.

I am, a minute. Okay, you're getting it. All right, try everything else. So you got on hormones when you were 18, you were a tomboy, you're in it. Alright, try everything else. So you got on hormones when you were 18, you were a tomboy, you're a girl, and you got on hormones when you were 18. What the hell went into that decision? That's a big fucking decision at 18. I got a guy who's going to kill himself because he won't be a famous musician and you're changing your fucking sex. I just really hate women and I didn't want to be like there. Me too. And so much in common. Yeah, you hated women so you didn't want to be one. Yeah, fuck them.

Okay, so. I mean, would you want to be a woman? Like constantly just being, you know, the victim, you're always, you know, weaker than man and it sucks. It really sucks. I think I could make the best of it. Like even if I had my mind and I woke up tomorrow and I was a woman, I would be like,

ah, you know, I figured out. You'd probably open up an only fan's account. Yeah. I'm fucked. I would be pretty venty. That's what I would be. Um, what went into that decision? I mean, I feel like we're not getting the story.

Yeah, what's the whole story? I don't know. It might have something to do with being a twin and my sister is completely crazy. You're in the fuck. Let's get away from that as far as possible. Damn. You were a twin and my were going to, are you serious? Are you making this up?

No, I'm not. You're a twin and you were going to like seriously change your, you're like, you were gonna ruin the twin part, right? Well, yeah, I feel like whenever we were growing up, we're identical, right? So like whatever she did, people thought I did too. And it really fucking ruined a lot of my relationships growing up.

Like what? Like what would they think that you did? Well, fuck man, She's a goddamn furry. She showed up to fucking high school on a pursuit like fuck. So you're like, that's it. I'm transisting. I cannot be a fair. Right. If I'm going to be associated with furries, I'm going to the opposite gender. What kind of fur suit?

It was, it was like a full body white wolf. Yeah. They led her wear that to school. It was Halloween. Okay. But she was a furry at the time. Did everybody know that? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Oh, I'm pretty sure. I've just been a Halloween costume. I mean, no other people elaborate to just be a Halloween costume. I mean, the other people elaborate to just be a Halloween costume. Yeah, you show up in like a mask. Okay, you know, how people sometimes they're doing a Halloween costume. And it's like, oh, you've been saving that one up. Yeah, there's a lot of you worn that costume. A lot of thought on Halloween. Okay. So you didn't want to be associated with your sister, the furry.

Yeah, but I also just, I've always been a tomboy. So it's just kind of like I never wore dresses and stuff like that. But anyway, my sister is a huge tomboy and she never talked about that I know of. She never talked about transitioning. No. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, like when you're dumb and you're 18 and you think that's the logical explanation because everything in media is telling you to.

No shit. Also, I was on SSRI's too, so. There you go, Sean. Yeah. Okay. I feel like there's more to this story. What did your parents say about the transition? Oh, yeah, they didn't approve.

Wow. Uh, huh. Okay. So you get on, you get on the, what hormones? they didn't approve. Wow. Huh. Okay. So you get on the, what hormones at 18? And then what starts happening? I remember asking the doctor. I was just like, this isn't gonna make me infertile, right?

And he insisted like three times that, you know, there's plenty of trans men that get pregnant all the time. You're still gonna have to like have your partners wear condoms and shit. Now, I was just like, okay. And so, so you were gonna be a gay man for like a year. You were gonna be a gay man.

I go. Right? Am I getting that? You were still into guys. So you were gonna be a gay man essentially, right? A gay trans man? Yeah, pretty much. Okay.

I just full twinked all out, I guess. Okay. And then, you know what? When Tanner was here, when Tanner the top gay was here, he showed me some trans men on his, on like one of his sites. Yeah, and it was, I was blown away because we were talking about it. I was like, well, you know, how good. Oh, no, we didn't, we did It was like, well, you know, how good, oh no, we,

didn't I see, we did it on the show, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like, oh yeah, like Jesus Christ. Like I'm unbelievable. Okay, so I'm sorry, Snacky, keep going. What were you saying? Yeah, so after taking home or much treatment for like a year, I did a bit of my own research and like it seemed very apparent that it

obviously can cause infertility. So I stopped taking the hormones and I met somebody who I wanted to have a family with and because sometimes you don't get the whole, I got to make babies feeling until you actually meet somebody you want. And then when I was around like 23-ish, we started trying. And it took like three years. And I went to go see infertility doctors, fertility doctors, blah, blah, blah. They would just pass me and refer me to somebody else

because they didn't know what the fuck and do. And then the last doctor I went to go see, she straight up yelled at me. She's like, there's no evidence that transitioning causes and fertility. And it's just like, I took not only some fucking boys. I mean, it does this, Dr.

I took ask for your blockers too. So it seems like that would fuck with a lot of shit. Would you? Oh, really? Maybe that they don't know completely what's gonna happen that we've only been doing this for like 20 years. It's brand if that, right?

I mean, like any time I talk about doctors, my is, like any time I'm talking. It's brand talks about doctors. My dad has got new lenses, but these eyes are fucked. My dad's eyes are completely fucked. If my dad wasn't rich, he would be blind. Because he's had to have so many surgeries on his eyes. Right, no detachment and things like that, right? Yeah, both of his retinas have detached. Like, he's got his eyes glow in the dark,

like spikes beagle from cowboy beebob. There's so much artificial shit in there. They put in a new lens and he couldn't see out of it for like a year and a half because they didn't know if they put it in backwards. A fucking lens in his eyeball. They have it in there and they still show any time I hear a doctor talking about anything.

I'm like, you couldn't put a, all right, you're throwing the baby out with the bath water in this one. These, the doctors, if you go in on a Friday, the chance that they fuck up is like 10 times higher than if you have surgery on a Monday. Well, because they, yeah, because they fucking youth, everybody checks out.

I mean, this is more empowering than some people don't. I very rarely put a cup down with the wrong side down. You know what I mean? But then they're doing this every day. It's happening. It's not shit. Everyone's a little, yeah, they don't know it. Okay, then you know what?

You take your fucking car to the dentist. I'm going to the mechanic. Okay, Snaggy. So you got yelled at for being inferred old. Damn. By the doctor, yeah. Yeah. What was the transition, what was that year of transition like?

Like were you roiding out on all the testosterone? Yeah. You know what? Like I, I just felt like a teenage boy, you know, I just like had a jerk off all the time. And I just, I just had to go for runs. I had to work out. I just had all this energy. And then I also like got pretty ripped lifting things was so much easier. I could even lift. Yeah, a bunch of test stars was awesome. That's the fact. Would you get in everyone's face?

Like would you go, and do a bulldog kind of move? Like a flag? Pretty much. Did you start cutting off women in conversations? Yeah. That's a good one. I am. I get yelled at all the time. I know.

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I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. buyers remorse of transitioning. You don't hear it much, do you? No, because if somebody says it, they send a squad around to the house and shoot them in the back of the head. Yeah. Pretty much.

I've had discord internally delete a lot of the comments and stuff like that of people just talking about their own personal life stories. Like we're not even shit talking trans people. We're talking about our own experiences. Right. And I found out that there is actually a, an FTM that took hormone treatment for nine years

and they almost died because they're uterus and cervix necros and they went into septic shock and they're they're going to college is kept going, oh yeah, that abdominal pain is normal. Blah blah blah blah. See, they don't know what until they're checking into the E. You can. A mechanic would tell you that. A mechanic. See that I don't know what it is. Until they're checking into the e. You are. A mechanic would tell you that. A mechanic would go,

I think that's what's going on. The problem is, I'll never over, don't know, you can never overlook the fact that there is incompetence. Sean, if you get surgery, you have to write on your dick,

don't chop this off just in case. They might swap your shirt. They say it's this one. It seems like some of these doctors have their own agendas. Yeah, that's possible That's a problem because like as we were saying before you can find data and evidence to back anything you want So if you want to show data and evidence that oh, it doesn't make you less fertile

Yeah, they're gonna only look and listen to that because they have their own bias agenda And that's what I mean and that's what you hope you hope you don't have you hope you can weed out You hope but you'll you never will eliminate it I absolutely give you my doctor doesn't have an Alex Jones you playing in the waiting room. I'm leaving. Yeah, I got it I think agendas like Like you guys know like everyone has their own agenda Everybody has an agenda sure. It's like as long as you know they're agendas than I'm totally on fire It's like if you're my a doctor and I know your agenda, then it's like, okay, I trust your agenda.

It's my agenda too. But if you're like a raging liberal that's going to do an operation on me, I don't know if I would trust you. I think my accountant said, don't win it depend on the surgery. Yeah, depends on the surgery. Yeah, like an open heart surgery. And it was like, this guy happens to be totally liberal, but he happens to be the best heart surgeon in the country. You wouldn't care, right?

Exactly. But if it's something that is socially, the transition, yeah, politicized, oh yeah, that's all wrapped up in there. I only want John McAfee performing surgery on me. Yeah. Cause we align politically. Isn't it MacAfee? MacAfee.

Yeah. Anyway. Well, like, my personal opinion on where the root cause of the problem is is that these doctors believe in their degrees way more than they actually believe in actual evidence or God The problem where this root is is that whenever there's any sort of study on the effect on the negative effects of transitioning and transgender people in general it gets transitioning and transgender people in general, it gets, there's a fucking pitch grab your torch and pitch for it. So the whole LGBTQ is at your door trying to take your medical license away. Whenever there's a study, it gets shut down for being transphobic. And that's why there's no evidence of it causing infertility is because whenever anyone tries to look into it, they have the whole fucking laugh trying to take their medical license away. So nobody even bothers doing any of it any moment. And it's kind of society or the people transitioning at all.

The threat of a mob is, yeah, it starts to impact their lives. Or it's like, hey, I just said that like in these cases, there's, it's going to, you know, over time that shit will probably even out. It's kind of similar to how Michael Avanetti tried to, with Nike, he was kind of threatening them. He's like, pay me money, you're also sending out rage mob on you. Yeah. And, you know, at that age mob.

Like what the ADL makes their entire business mob. The outage mob controls, you know why billions of dollars were lost on YouTube ad spending because of an outage mob? Yeah, that's all it was. And the outage mob's control a lot because people are spending because of an outrage mob. Yeah, that's all it was. And the outrage mob's control a lot because people are so afraid to offend the mob. Yeah. The transition one is odd for me.

It's a, I saw this stat that said 99% of women who've had abortions think they made the right call. I was like, well, I mean, 100% of women I know who've had abortions regret it. Yeah, 100%. 100% existence of, whenever it's 99, I'm like, okay, I mean, I'm not, I'm not not nightly just sure on anything I've ever done in my life. But you know what?

So I suspect, I think there's a little bit of like, I have, this was a term, this was a big traumatic thing. So it had to have been right. Which is why the trends thing I would think, uh-huh. They're aggressively trying to shut down any kind of buyers. That's a, that's a, that's a people thing too. Like you do, it's, it's, you do it to justify the outcome. Yeah. When you can't do anything about it, you, it's just rationalization. It's a self preservation thing. That's, that's done since the beginning of time, you know, it's just, it's, it's because they feel so much regret. You know, that it's a

coping mechanism where it's like, I did a bad thing to make me feel better. It needs to be legal and everybody else needs to do it because I'll make me feel better about myself. And I'm happy. I'm happy. I made the choice. I know I did it. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. And then you better do it too. Yeah, you had to do it too. We all got to do it. It's not wrong with it. And then deep down there, they're dying inside there. Snacky. Oh God, what was I, so you roided out for a year? What's your experience running this

detransition support group in like? Like what kind of, what kind of, what do you see more of? Men, M to female, M to F, FTM. What do you, what are the regrets that you see? WTF? Well, I found out some of them actually don't actually change their identity at all. They just align with the fact that medical transition isn't actually a valid option. You can't actually change your sex. All you can do is mutilate your genitals, you know, through

the medical industry. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think I'm not going to let some bitch on this show. Yeah, there's insanity that surrounds this kind of stuff. And it's like, what do you mean? Like she, that she is a woman. It's like, you can, well, you can shit on somebody for getting a tattoo, but you can't say what, Snacky's just said. I know. I know. No, it's insane. It's insane. I could criticize Joey for having a penis tattoo. I gave him a little thing, I just avoided it. So go ahead, Joey. What are you gonna say?

I wanted to know is, because I know there's a lot of loopholes and a lot of flaws in the whole transgender argument where it's like everybody, you know, if you want to be a female right now, dick, you're a female. Bam. You just identify, you're a female. Bam. Like you just identify, boom, you're a female. Pay me. Getting the fuck you, pay me. She's a wide age.

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She's a wide age. She's a wide age. She's a wide age. She's a wide age. She's a wide age. need to remove your deck if you can just identify. I don't get that either. But, you know, I should actually want you to think. Because I need to surgery isn't actually a valid transition. Yeah. Okay, so you got pregnant with the guy, nice guy, and... Great guy, best guy.

And then you sent the email about how you, what was your birth like in this COVID world? That's what you wrote about originally. Yeah, I mean, like the root cause of what I'm trying to say is that it's not just the elderly and the sick that are high risk. New borns and pregnant women and recently new moms are also really high risk because their immune systems are repressed. So like, if it wasn't for the fact that COVID didn't actually hit my town yet

until I was already in the hospital, I probably would have been able to get the proper help that I needed for my premature baby. Cause he was in the hospital for two weeks like he was He was not ready to come out, you know what I mean? Could you could you have to like use gloves and like one of those incubators to touch them? It's like yeah, knee cue or yeah, that's how Yeah, I had a hundred and six fever the doctor told my mom I would be retarded and gay

Jesus wow sure prove him wrong, didn't you? Well, you just that's great I had 106 fever. The doctor told my mom I would be retarded and gay. Jesus. Wow. Guess they were right. Sure proved him wrong. Didn't you? Well, you just, that's great. I mean, you all you escaped with just two small of face. Yeah. Everything else is good. I'm reading this. That's, that's, that's, that's sounds traumatic. I'm reading your email. Yeah. And then, and then because they're so short staff because they've been

moving a lot of the nurses to different parts of the province. I'm in Canada, by the way. Because I didn't hit my town yet, there wasn't a lot of demand for medical help in my town. They had this new graduate bitch watch the nursery overnight, and she was literally ignoring the heart rate monitors going off on the other babies. And she kept telling me, oh yeah, your baby's just going off because he's kicking his feet, you know what I mean? Like, because the monitor's on his foot. And I, as a dumb idiot, I fucking believe her, and I decided to

just go, yeah, whatever, I'll just go to bed. And I go, I come back out the next morning and he, he wouldn't wake up. He was sleeping and I couldn't even wake him up. His heart rate was so slow. He was practically going into a coma. And he basically, like, she would feed him for an hour instead of a half hour and it was exhausting him. And there was a tube going down his nose to feed him in his stomach when he couldn't finish his meals, but she would just keep feeding him.

And basically he almost died because some some uneducated dumb fucking bitch was watching a baby watching all the babies in the intensive care unit instead of somebody actually qualified because they were understaffed. Because usually there's two people there, but then there was just one girl. I did a complaint and I'm pretty sure she's fired, but I had to use the hospital after that, because I realized that I had my fucking camping knife in my backpack and I was just like, I gotta go home. Why? You're gonna stab me?

Well, if I wanted to fucking kill her. I got one chest roll. I need to get one chest roll. Testosterone out of your system. Yeah, if I wanted to fucking kill her, I got one chest roll. I mean, you know, testosterone out of your system. Get violent into Chris the Kiwi over there. Um, well, she almost killed my baby, man. I wanted to fucking, is she tried to talk to me? I would have just went full fucking gorilla mode. Oh, yeah, I'm not saying I don't understand.

Yeah, I've been refused, Vicodin before by a nurse. I get it. I get the homicidal rage that we all experience dealing with these assholes. There's a stupidity epidemic. A man wanted to be in kill. Almost killed was a little bit

more than just a fucking drug induced rage, but okay. Well, I really like my drugs. They're his babies. Yeah, they're my babies. Yeah, there's a stupidity epidemic that's been going around for a while but we don't seem to be

to keen on shutting that one down unfortunately i think uh... i think that you're i don't i don't need the severity of covid played up anymore i think that the solution to lock the solution to lock everything down has locked uh... your new kid into paying off sixty four thousand dollars of debt that they probably won't,

that your, that his generation probably won't even have explained to them why their future, why their job prospects are so bleak. It's just there. It's just there. It's just there. It's just there. Like why the only house they can own is an animal crossing seven. And that property ownership is for an elite group of connected people that they look at from

afar. The amount of debt that has been created to respond in a way that is unproven to a crisis that may or may not exist has doomed an entire generation. And that is mathematically factual. I think the crisis, I think the projection. I think the crisis exists, but it's how effective shutting down the economy is. You know what I mean? I never know.

Yeah, it may, you know, it how effect, I don't know. How effective it is, we'll never know, but we will know that the, that generation, that baby's generation has absolutely no chance at at I think people now don't have a chance a lot of you know like the yeah well it gets it could always be worse that's that's all my point is we should have should have pumped the brakes on that a little bit and come I mean we could have paid we could have given companies a payroll tax credit to just make everybody over 60 stay home.

Thanks like we could have just people 60, that's the thing. Well, baby's not going to work. Well, yeah, well, I would have been a little bit late, but I brought a home. What if I, if fiance brought it home and killed my baby with it? We could have given money for, we could have found, we could have found out a way to go. It would have been cheaper to keep the high risk families

at home and have everybody else go to work because at least you'll have the money to pay the high risk families at home and have everybody else go to work. Because at least you'll have the money to pay the high risk families to stay home. No, no, these are, yeah, but people, that's too simple of a solution. Well, yeah, but it's, it's come with any bailouts. It's a reason they had to get out of the money at once. Yeah, but people are just coming up with all these scenarios like right now. Where are they? Like, was it, it's a little captain hindsight.

I'm not fucking me. I was there day one. Pay me. You want me to stay home, pay me. Send me a fucking check. I've been saying since day one, just keep all the high risk people in an isolation incubating quarantine. Call them camps.

Call them camps. Call them camps. Like summer camps. Yeah. But if you had an old person, you know, I want you to return one day. We call them return. The camps. I'm saying is if you had an old person living I want you to return one day, we call them return men to hands. That's very good.

Well I'm saying is if you had an old person living in here, you can quarantine them in this room for the next two months and just feed them through a slot. Yeah, that's what we're doing to my parents. Yeah, if they're that high, it's either that or they're just gonna chill in the whole house in quarantine. You know what I mean? They're still gonna be in quarantine.

All right, snackies. Well, go ahead. I've been a prepper for years. I honestly think this is like new world order shit. Like this is something that they plan. What do you mean they, Jews? You're not like Christophe, we are. Well, I mean, somebody in Israel holds the patent for this vaccine before they start breaking out into China.

You think so? You think Israel has it? Has the vaccine? Well, I mean, they were working on it, but I'm pretty sure it's not going to be before we go. Before we go. Before we go. Before we go. Before we go. Before we go. Before we go. Before we go. Before we go. Before we go. Before we go.

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I don't know that anybody could have executed it. Well, the reaction is anyway. I made them work deadly. Well, I really think that everyone's just very afraid. Yeah. They're like the journalists, the journalists who said, when it first started, that it's not a big deal, said that because they were afraid that it is a big deal.

And now that they see that they can't dilute themselves anymore, they're saying it's gonna end the world because they are that afraid. And those projection models came out that Neil Ferguson guy said that like 20 something million people were gonna die. Oh yeah, but I can't.

But as a thing is to mean- I never heard anybody credible count like that kind of numbers. I mean, a lot of them were in the millions. Now they're all down to the hundreds of thousands. And they're probably gonna go down even more. But it's like, also the media, they have a disdain for Trump. They have a, an act for film, fear mongering and clickbaiting.

Well, sure, they sell out. That's one thing that's very, it could have also very well been something that just escalated. Yeah, naturally. It's too fast. Where it's like, oh, we hate Trump. We're gonna hit him on this for not doing enough. And then, oh, look at these projection models.

20 million people are gonna die because of Trump. And Trump's not acting right. And that next thing, you know, the entire economy shut down. And everybody's locked in their house just because of something that escalated too quickly. I said to somebody the other day, like, well, you think maybe when this is done, we could just not rely on one central bureaucracy to control all of our pandemic preparation

and maybe let every state do it. And they're like, well, why the fuck would we do that? Well, you're watching the, you're watching plan A fail. So how about we just try anything else? Because this didn't work. I think, well, I think we'll go with, as soon as life gets back to normal, everyone will just forget.

Yeah, I think so. It's like nobody learns, nobody learns a fucking thing to be like, that would never happen. Yeah, it's like, oh good, I'm so glad we can just give it, I forget that, that'll never happen again. Hey, God, we've renailed it.

I mean, what are the chances that two pandemics happen during my lifetime, right? All right, Snacky. Get that. What makes you a rage? Hayes and Cruz once got me to draw Fifi the skunk naked. Hayes and Cruz wanted to do what with Fifi the skunk naked? He got me to draw her naked. Oh, post it. Please post it in the chat. I don't want to stride and affect my furry porn account. Okay. All right. Well, send it to me privately then. I see. All right. Get out of here,

snacky. Congratulations on your, on your baby boy. What are you going to say if your boy wants to transition at 18? I'll beat it out of them. Go away. I'm telling you, my, what, why did I think that answer was coming? I was like, yeah, there's going to be some violence. You have taken too much testosterone. And there's a twin. What are the twins all girly? Yeah, that's very interesting. Twins are interesting.

Whenever they mess up their twinness, always bugs me because I just can imagine the goofy shit I would do with a twin. Identical twins are weird. Oh, really? Yeah, they're just weird because they have that, you know, because of how people treat them, especially if they're really, really close,

it's like they get mistaken. Like, that's got to impact your personality, you know? All of a sudden, I'm gonna play a joke. I dated a twin once. Did you really? Did you ever float a few times? Actually, one of like, no, it was a very short dating period. They're actually like a famous twin duo online.

Oh no shit. It was a short live dating. I didn't know which one it was the whole time. I don't know what her name was. It was either that one or that one. No clue. So you would go hang out with her in the comment. I would go my name.

I would just like see who would come over to like hug or like kiss. It's like, okay, it's that one. I still the day I don't know. A guy called in, a gay guy called in who was dating a twin and he said he went up to, remember that one? He went up to the other one at a bar not knowing it was the other one and started like making out with him and fingering his ass. He shoved his hand out.

And like he was cool with that. It was fun for that. Yeah. Uh, we got to have Tanner call in again. Tanner has great stories. Carl from WATP, you want to say anything to Joey Salads here? Do you follow Carl, WATP, who are these podcasts? He's always beefing with old radio guys.

I know, I know. Carl, what makes you a rage-P, who are these podcasts? He's always beefing with old radio guys. I think, no, I don't know. Carl, what makes you a rage, man? Hey, what's up, Dick? What's up, Dilly? What's up, Dilly? Good. You know what makes me a rage is this communism trial that we're doing right now in this country.

Oh, it's great, right? It's a little weird, because I have a lot of friends who are kind of into it. Yeah. Well, I want to be more like, hey, I get to sit home all day and not work, because people are sending me money, I can't understand that.

But I understand that. This is great. Like what? I love the why isn't Trump locking the country down? Like your mother fuckers have been calling him Hitler for 40 years. No, no, no, no. That's the way you're here.

It's like waiting for Hitler. Like yeah, I mean, no, he's not gonna do that. I mean, he's leaving a fucking hope now. No, no, no, no. Constitution, no, he's not gonna do that. He's leaving a fucking hope not. No, no, no, no. Constitution. No, he's leaving the, the Constitution gives like that kind of police power to the states and everything.

No, it doesn't, no, it doesn't. Pressley says no. No, no, no, it doesn't. No, it does not. Yes, it does. It will give a power for things like martial law and stuff like that. It has, it has, it says it to the states.

No. It says anything not enumerated in the content in the constitution we leave to the states but number one says absolutely no log and gatherings absolutely not that's the very first fucking thing that covered gatherings i'm talking that but okay that's that's different i mean the martial law is allowed just because of the size of the military there's nothing that says says we allow an action of martial law when we feel

like the military should take over. It's just implied. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Anyway. Yeah, I do. I'm talking about, it's different, but.

What are you talking about? Well, I'm talking about, I know for like, if shit goes down in the States, like the governors can do that. Like that's, I know I just, no. That's unconstitutional. I press, it won't be challenged, but it is. It is what they do now.

It's what they do now. It won't be challenged. Well, who are you gonna, first of all, the courts are all closed. What, remember what Fredrick said that they're open? That's not true. The courts are fucking closed in California. Except for very extreme cases.

I think we got to worry about now is in these super left wing Democrats, cities and states is now that they have all this power and all this control. What's next? So they're going to try to push for a massive UBI in the state now because it's going to it's going to. That's the problem. It's why me give them an inch. They take a mile and then you'll never get that inch back. Yes. So I'm in New York state. We have Andrew Cuomo is our governor. He goes on every single day and talks about taking away our rights and people are praising him for it. I'm always saying,

so we're for president because he's so amazing. He's like, I'm crazy. He's like, it's driving me fucking crazy, man. It's not even like the, oh, we're sorry we took the right. It's well, we took your rights.

Thank you. You're welcome. Thank the, oh, we're sorry we took the right, it's well, we took your rights. Thank you. Welcome. Yeah. Well, we've been, we've been giving away rights for years or several liberties that, you know, 9-11 was a big, you know, that privacy. Yes, yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. So Google, go, go, go, go.

I live in Rochester, New York. We have a mayor, lovely Warren. She hasn't been that's her name, lovely leading lovely warrants or actual name. Oh God. Okay. Yeah. Kill me.

So she's, she's a Democrat. She hasn't gotten the chance to all the sudden use her powers. So she says, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take down all of the basketball hoops from all of the public parks to make sure no one's having fun during this pandemic. She's literally taking out the basketball hoops. Thanks, lovely. We have a job.

Every park we have police caution tape around all the kids like gymnasiums and shit. The police power is the... 10th Amendment is given to the states. Let me see that. For rights of... Oh, 10th Amendment. Yeah. For better. Let me see that. For rights of 10th Amendment. Yeah, for betterment of the health, safety, morals,

and general welfare of their inhabitants. It's like that leaves a loophole open for just anybody to declare anything that does. No, no, no, no, no, no. The 10th Amendment is. All the flu is going to kill everybody. Everybody needs to be on line. Hold on, let me read the actual text, Sean, your mother fucker. 10th, the power's not delegated to kill everybody. Everybody needs to be on line. Hold on. Let me read the, let me read the actual text, Sean, your mother fucker.

10. The power is not delegated to the US, to United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states are reserved to the states respectfully or to the people. What are you talking about with safety? That's the tech, that's the actual words. The power not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, which the first one says explicitly, you cannot make any laws prohibiting public, like if you want to go protest right now, that's fucking illegal. You're going to jail. What I'm saying is that, is that the states can do this for the betterment of health,

safety or whatever. That's, yes. That's not in there at all. It's, let's look at the text. that's not in there at all it's let's look at the text it's not in there at all there is no there is no virus asterisk in the constitution i promise you uh... nor prohibited by it to the states are reserved the states respectfully or to the people i guarantee you there's precedent for why they will there's a bucket we ran concentration camps in world war two that precedent for why they well there's a fuck it we ran concentration camps in world war two there's precedent for all

this shit they put that and they and they lost it like in one of them no they lost one of them no check out they then well because the Supreme Court hunted on the in cars of the treason incarceration without for more than two years until

Roosevelt got reelected yeah they waited till after the election. They knew that they were going to rule like, yeah, that's unconstitutional, but they did it anyway. They ruled that it, they said that removal was okay. They punted on the other one. And then they said that it has to have a loyalty test. You have to take a loyalty test for the other one.

And then they said, we're going to, yeah, that's unconstitutional. And then we, but let's not out sway the outcome of the election because it'll alienate his supporters. I guess if you're, I mean, that's unconstitutional, and then we, but let's not sway the outcome of the election, because it'll alienate his supporters. I guess if your evidence is, we did internment camps, and that's an argument for your side. I don't think that's a good position to be arguing. I'm just, I don't understand the, there is nothing that says public health,

we can lock the shit down, nothing except guns, except the massive amount of guns. I didn't write it. Police powers the capacity of the state. Good job is, go ahead Carl. The whole job is not to protect me from me. There is no one who is running our country or our government who is supposed to be protecting me from myself.

That's the whole point of this fucking country. I'm instinctive. I will grant that it's nebulous. It's not that. It's not as useless. You know what I'm gonna say? It's not nebulous. You're right because you've got all the guns.

I mean, that's the, like, Yeah, LA didn't they restrict the gun purchases? I don't know if we've done that. My whole point is that Trump, Trump isn't gonna have we've done that. My whole point is that Trump, Trump isn't gonna have to lock anybody down. Okay. Yeah. The states are doing it and it's going to be, that's how it's going to be. Well, the media is making people willingly lock themselves down in the rough. That's true, because the fear, I still think the fear is greatly outsized.

The fears were powerful in the military. Well, yeah, there's something to be said for that too, but. It's pretty strong. All right, anyway, Carl, thank you. Thank you, go ahead. Thank you for having me on. I want to say congratulations on 200 episodes. That's awesome.

Thank you. Belated congratulations on that. Thank you. We got to do another crossover episode in the next few weeks here. Okay. And Sean should do it. I would do one. Yeah. We get Sean in there. Fun. I mean, you come in there. We do them in the middle of the day now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of fun. Oh, that'd be great. So here's my thought. And you tell me what you think about this. Okay. Fuck Wells has an audio version. There's an audible. Does he read it? Yeah. Oh,

original. Fuck Wells the book. Now, I know you're concerned about copyright, but if we pull clips from it, yeah, that's fine. And to it, I think that's okay. It's like an education transformative. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do something that zoo file one was even though it was sick was really fun, man We were we reviewed a zoo file podcast like legit zoo files. They talk about I still have to listen Yeah, this guy has is it serious dead serious Yeah, and they're trying to be funny like they're trying to make like late show style jingles about animal fucking It was very fun. I almost threw up when the guy's talking about the horse seam in the debates in with his lover.

No way that's real. That's real bro. That's real. There's no way. I call get it up again. Yeah, so foreign. You can't even comprehend it. I know sick people out there showing.

You didn't meet them. I think we should pick like the first three or four five chapters of fuck Welles. go for it and you can't even comprehend it. I know. Six people out there, Joey. You didn't meet them. I think we should pick like the first three or four five chapters of fuck Welles, go over that and just make this a series. Okay, let's do it. Let's see what happens. Love it. I see you, bye.

Bye, buddy. I talked to you. Sit. Joey Salas, what makes you a rage, man? Anything? What is that mean? What pisses you off? Yeah. I think the homeless

is pissing me off the most to be honest. Out of control. It's just, it makes me rage every time I go outside. I'm just raging. I think that you, it's like men in black, if you live in LA in Hollywood, eventually you just, like the urine just becomes part of your body, or you have a psychotic episode. You don't even, yeah, it's not even a, you get, I mean, you get used to it, sadly. It's over time, like when I first moved out here, you have some sort of sympathy for them. You give them food a little bit of money.

Yeah, we don't, we be my girlfriend, we used to go around and give them burritos until I noticed they started being a little bit picky with their burritos. Yeah, oh, I don't eat cheese. No, it's for it. I prefer beef. And then I started thinking.

Oh, minute. You know what, fuck these people. And you grow this disdain towards them because you see them as a collective whole of just homeless. And I'm sure there's some really nice people there that don't belong there. Yeah, there was some people legitimately fucked up and they're not, if they were schizophrenia or something, really nice people there that don't belong there. I met some of them. I met some of them. Yeah, I met some of them.

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I met some of them. I met some of them. I met some of them. I met some of them. I met some of them. I met some of them. I met some of them. I met't fix them. They can't be put back into society. There's no fixing them. That's why you know, you kind of just, there's nothing you can do besides just shove them out of the way of tourists and the millions and if not billions of dollars being put into the city from the tourists, from the business,

get them all away from that. At least, just keep pushing them east, get them out of the way. Push them into the ocean. You gotta push them west. West. Yeah. Well, they like the ocean, you know,

vineses, I mean, they hold, so they say east because once they get to like, Beverly Hills, I don't know, probably fire and squat on them. No, the Beverly Hills is the last one. We're going. Yeah, from downtown. I knew this girl who worked downtown,

and they had all these brand new offices and lofts set up down there. And they would feed, like they had a pet homeless person who's straight and they would feed him. And he would come around more. And then eventually he just started ducking in and stealing purses out of there.

So it's like, well, I love to say I told you so and I told you so. Because when I posted that video of the homeless guy shitting all over the street and picking his ass, his dick was like, it was like this big, but it was like inflamed. And like the dick was like just smushed into the inflamed. And I got to put that video up and everyone's like,

you're insensitive to lead this here. And so I'm like, well, if you lived in Hollywood and you see this every single day, you won't become sensitive anymore. The video is not the insensitive part of that. Yeah. Having come on the street, living on concrete, having nubs all over every bench in Hollywood so that he can't, he literally can't sit down is the bad part of that.

Not the fucking video you dumb bitch. Yeah. All right everybody, this is him in the Dicks show, dick.show. Patreon.com slash the Dicks. Joey, where do people go to find you? Twitter, Joey Salads, or my podcast, America the podcast. Oh, fuck, yeah.

We didn't talk about enough about this. How often do you do it? Yeah, well now I do it daily. I just talk about the news and shit. It was supposed to be every Saturday. It's like an interview from a different part of America. Yeah. And I just noticed, I did like two episodes, they did okay,

but then I started to post like, just me ranting about current things and politics every day. And those episodes were getting three times the downloads and then the other one. So I'm like, all right, let me just keep doing that. People who are with you or people who hate you, but they're both listening. If you go to my, go to my Apple reviews,

it's just like all five stars, all one stars. Yeah, good. It just tons of spam. Oh, it's in that. What's it called again? America the podcast. America the podcast. I mean, the name came from,

was supposed to be like, the voice of America from all over the country. I saw what you were doing when you started that trip and I'm like, you know, I hope that works, but like, their middle America is pretty boring. Yeah, it was pretty boring. I didn't find one Joe Biden. I kind of was trying to find a Joe Biden suboider to not find one.

Huh. Not one. In the Midwest. Did you Midwest? All anywhere. Really? I started on the east. I went down the DC and across the Midwest.

Trump, I think, said the most savage thing he's ever said. They said, oh, what's your response to Joe Biden tweeting that uh... What do you think about Joe Biden tweeting criticizing your thing? He goes Joe Biden didn't tweet that some Democrat opera tweeted that if Joe Biden's even watching this he doesn't know what he's watching There's something wrong there's something wrong with Biden There's not a top of his head. Yeah, that's what he delivers No top of his fucking head That's what he delivers. Top of his fucking head, if he's even watching this,

he doesn't know what he's watching. I can't wait until there's a one-on-one. I don't think they're gonna do it. That's gonna, I would pay to see that. That's gonna be a show. It's must watch TV. Now you got all, so think, what's the agenda behind the people part of the whole democratic deep state?

They want to avoid a 101 debate. How can they do that? Prolong the lockdown as far as possible. I hope that all these people in power have their own agendas going towards one thing and that could influence the scale of the world. All I know is I want to go to church for the first time in my life. I figure. No, I figure.

I'ma go up. My parents, I'ma kick their door in on Sunday morning, get your fucking ass up, you're gonna church. We play, we don't want to, I didn't want to either. Right, but guess what? It's the Lord comes around, you read your fucking ass up. Get your most uncomfortable shit on and get ready to go, get ready to go, listen to a story

that doesn't make any sense. Don't laugh, I want good seats. Yeah, I want good to eat right in the front, mom. Yeah, you remember this? You remember this shit? All right, here he is. Hey, JMA, are you there? Yeah, well, what's up, man? How you doing? So last time, last time we talked to you, you called me a comedy vampire and you said, I take advantage of you. Do you remember that? Yeah, I was pretty much in a wrong and I really went to, first of all, I just wanted to deeply apologize for all the shit talking and all that. You know, coming to vampire stuff, you know, taking advantage of me and whatever, you know,

I was pretty much in a wrong. Because I know he's in crisis a little bit about money, take Robin Bitch. Oh, wait. That's a problem. What do you mean? I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my

business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my

business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my business, I just wanted to apologize to my just for that. So what do you mean, Hayes increases money grabbing? Where are you paying him to do your videos? Yeah, it's a little bit of a hefty kind of price, I'll be honest, I think. I don't really, as a reason I don't really like gifting people money or whatever, because it's, I mean, I don't barely have too much money in my hands when it comes to my job spade check. And I don't want to, as I've recently wasted too much money on this kind of stuff. I just wanted to keep it kind of low budget. So, you know how it is.

I don't really particularly like giving away people much. How much were you paying? How much were you paying around $200 per video, I think, to do what was per video. I don't remember something like that. What is the job per video, I think. To do what was per video. I don't remember something like that. What is the job per video? Basically editing videos, you know, and I get on a funny style, you know, can I, can I, if it was like a million

though extreme videos, something, but what was the rate? What was the pay rate? Like how much per hour were you paying? No idea. I can't really calculate with my own head, but it's not really per hour. It's basically just paying one hand up front

and another one hundred after he finished editing the video. So in total, it will be $200 per video. Okay. Well, I guess that's your business, but you took it out, whatever, whatever aggression you had about that, you took it out on us. You said I took advantage of you, and I'm not the one that made you eat shit on camera. Am I? No, I, I really, there were no two-kit-batch if that was Mr. BTFO and, you know, Maximilian Moss, but I mean, I was

pretty much in a wrong and I could have made it when I actually said that you took advantage of me on easy cloud chasing or whatever, I was so strong to say for the shit. But you know, so what under a bridge, I guess. Well, now that you've got something to promote, it's water under the bridge, right? Like now that you have something to plug, that you wanna plug to the audience of the show,

now it's water under the bridge. What? I mean that you have something to plug, that you want to plug to the audience of the show, now it's what I'm going to bring. I mean, I was also going to bring up the whole superhound situation. I don't know what that is. Yeah, when someone was trying to flag down, copper strike, you know, adjusting Wang. Oh, yeah. Joe, you didn't see anything about that. That was just a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big guy. Yeah, this guy was copyright striking Justin Wang. He wrote me a message. Superhound. Basically, the whole deal of this is that, you know, we both have a disdain for this Mr. BTFO guy. But apparently, I don't really associate with whatever superhound

is doing on regards of copyright striking because I don't copyright strike videos. I don't fly people. That's not my business. I think it's pretty gay. I mean, I kind of disabile for whatever is superhound is doing. When I was taking notice of what superhound was doing to Justin Wang, that shit. The problem is that people started associating superhound with me on that kind of copyright struck in business because the thing is, he superhound was started plugging me. Right. For some fucking reason, my JMA TV premium shed and I was like, dude, like, don't cup, if you just want to associate with me, don't cover a strike videos.

It's fucking gay uh, platforming people in general is this self, is a homosexual move right that i really mean it no like i mean just don't flack people i mean the problem that we can't really, you're going around like when you're going around calling people comedy vampires we kinda don't know what you're, we kinda of don't know what you're about though, bud. That's the problem.

Yeah, I don't know. I just wanted to apologize for that. Okay. What do you have to promote? Post the link in there. Oh, yeah. I could, I was about the, the opening of this game called Hamster game.

It's on Kickstarter right now. It's basically a game that's not about hamsters. It's not. It's a talk down rog like shooter inspired by 90s gaming and you know kind of new grounds nostalgia kind of thing. So you're making a game. You have a you have a Kickstarter to make a video game. Yeah, I was basically to just fund the soundtrack and the steam, uh, steam works thing. How much money do you need to make a video game? Well, it's from me and someone suggested me I construct three,

which is pretty easy to use tool to make video games at least two. Okay. And I try that. And I think the game is coming along pretty nicely. I kind of finish like 95% of the game all by myself in less than a month. I tied it up. That's pretty good. You accomplished me.

I'm a huge fan. Should we watch the trailer? Sean, do you want to watch the trailer? Well, you know what I do. Do you want to give this guy critiques? Maybe as an expert, you're a huge success and online marketing. There's no shit in this.

Is there some Reddit users qualified as some sort of like, I don't know, a terrorist take video, uh, Grinch inducing. Oh shit. It's not even called a terrorist. But it's more to really mine. All right, except you. All right. How long is it?

Two, three minutes. It's okay. Like, well, less than three or two minutes. All right. You've got your cartoon that you always use as your face. Uh, you always use this cartoon, by the way. Yeah, that's the company logo that I use. That's a company.

Uh-huh. That's a mascot. That's so many. I see. And it's all, it's you? Is it you? Is it a picture of you? Well, sort of it used to be me in some regards,

but now I just completely separated it from my own and just totally like a high school, a high school, a high school, or whatever, a character that is called Johein Weiss, which became like the mascot for JMA TV, JMA games, or whatever. Okay. Man, if somebody had as much,

if I had as much like whatever ability to complete things as JMA did, my whole family, that'd be Elon Musk. Okay, here we go. This is the hamster game, a game that isn't about hamsters. So you go. You got your logo there. Very long introduction. Very long. You got voice panning the music. That is the fastest narrator on earth. You're speaking through a mask, so your voice is muffled. I'm everywhere, and nowhere.

I'm an igno- Yeah and my good boy, the game I'm a streaky I'm a streaky There's a tough guy in the world that I'm sure of It's part of being a rough child of games that burn my eyesight I can't help like I am In other words, he will grow You're there for quiet Alright

For my time, where it gives like Doom's only in the market and what's given play in the office Play on the stint. I really a lot of back to some of the people in the place. Oh, you are.

They're fine. So you've got is this actual gameplay footage? Yeah, it's self-perfitted. She's quite a game, but it's up late. It's not a, you know, it's you know how it's self-perfitted. It's not it's

not representative of the final product. I mean, it's not a bench. It looks like it looks like the ski game from Windows, that old skiing game for that snow monster would chase you to ski too much. I just wanted to make it look like a little bit like old school shitty. Kind of like one of those old VGA kind of dust games. Right.

Okay, well, I'm going to keep playing where HalliCalfway threw. to do a death match only multivari for short birds of death match madness. We believe it played for a while in the office or played to place it back to shape your own disgusting body head. It's like a deadly game of broken. We're lucky and skill combined with the termity outcome of your confrontation. That comes through good. confrontation that I'm stupid As we speak the game is 95% done and I need your help funding it I need to find a soundtrack of the game which will be likely composed by the killing floor to my straw Sigurd junk jensen also need the funding for the steamworks implementation and release of the game

Only buddy on the visual 100 dollars, but not the last important for the Steamworks implementation and release of the game. Only about the individual $100. But not the last thing important for the reason this game is won the 8th. Mark! As well, you can also find the rest of the other things that might be necessary to your project. Like professional voice actors or visual co-workers, console releases. Oh wow! Money choices yours. Will you be a coward and let demon kind of run your society with their evil deeds?

Or will you fund the tech starter? And see human time. Again, thanks for your support. This is JMA Sanya. All right, there you go. The hamster game. Um, 95% done, huh? Yeah, actually done. I didn't listen to him in a moment or something.

I believe you. Well, good luck, man. I don't know. Sean, what do you think? Joey, what do you think about this game? I'm sorry. I like zone down. Yeah, zone down.

Come on, come on, come on. That's all right. How much do you really think you're going to get? Not sure. I had just started having my first blutches for around one, I had a 21, you know, there's just something. You have to give, you have to get a full grander if you get nothing, right? Yeah, what's that? If you don't get full grand, you don't get anything, right?

Oh, there's like a kick start. It's like an old or no't get four grand, you don't get anything. Oh, it's like a church church weight. It says all or no. Well, no, really. It's just basically for the soundtrack, but I don't get the soundtrack if it doesn't get funded. So, well, good luck to you. Either way, I'm cool. I could easily pay out this steamworks thing with my day-to-day top salary, but I mean,

we'll be way better if you've had a cigarette on chance since soundtrack on it. And I hate one thing I hate about using this kind of a DNA, TNG kind of music is that I feel like I'm fucking stealing it. If I feel it's wrong and I feel like if I wanted a soundtrack for a game, at least I wouldn't be fucking stealing it. I will be paying someone else to compose it. Well, that's that's my thing. Okay. Well, good luck. I don't think you're going to hit that $5,000 funding gold though, to be honest with you. I think you might be using the I think you might be using the free soundtrack.

Well, maybe I guess, but I don't know. I better hope it gets funny or something. I, I, I, well, hold on to your money and. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Get out of here, Jamie. Have, thank you for your policy. I see it. By the way, see you. Okay.

Oh, well, there you go. Sure. Remember the toilet is not a buffet. Ha, ha, ha. All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday. This is, this is, we will cook you. Let's see.

Okay. Fuck it. I was gonna read Maddox's article. He wrote an article about Bob Dylan. I really wanted to read that with you. Maybe we'll do it next week. Yeah, okay. He didn't do April Fools this year.

No. That's, you know what? That's been a great part of COVID. No corporate April Fools jokes. Yeah, I know. I that's been a great part of COVID. No corporate April fools jokes. I hate April fools. It's so corny and annoying and cheap. Oh yeah, and there's none of it. The only good thing that ever come out of it was Rick Roll.

Did that come out of April fools? I think so. It was a prank by YouTube. YouTube did a prank, I think. Huh. Everybody got Rick Roll. It's had something do a Batman. The Batman movies at the time.

I think they pretended the Batman movie was like uploaded. It's coming back to me and it was like you click on it and then you get re-rolled. I think that was it. I don't know where that came from. All right, this is, we will cut you by 2020. Here you go. Thanks, everybody.

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What makes me a rage is women's suggestions to fix any problem. I'm not saying they're wrong. Okay, they're not all wrong, I'm sure. But I've never encountered a correct one. I hurt my back. I hurt my back. That's it. Real bad. And I finally got to the point. You know what I'm talking about where you finally go. Okay, enough. This is what's going on.

I finally reached that point. It just so happened to be in a room full of people. Every single woman. Can you guess what the women suggested just to get? Pete Pag. Stretch it. You guessed chiropractor? That's right. Everything was at...

You couldn't even do it. Because you're not a woman. Because you're not a woman. You got down. Because they're not essential. Because they're open. They're open. and their business is booming is everybody's walking for the first they're sitting. Just like massage therapy for all these things that will bring out all the toxins and all that. No, you just want to massage. You just want somebody to rub

back. You want some impact or a skin. Don't, don't lie, you don't have to lie to kick it. Yeah, from what I've seen, it's more dangerous. Yeah, it's, those are the only things that they've actually been able to show is that there's a slight risk of really bad shit happening to you. Really hurting like an inflamed son. It wasn't it like a scam artist invented Kaira. Oh, really? Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely true't it like a scam artist invented Kaira. Oh really? Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Absolutely true. In the late 1800s, I think. 1800s, I believe so, yeah. The link been going on since then? Yeah, wow. Something like that, yeah. It was like, and then the next generation like distanced themselves from him,

but yeah, there was a guy who was an absolute scam artist. It was like a salesman. Yeah, that was like a salesman. He, I was like a snake, you know, he's in oil. Yeah, here we go. Two more. The big question. What makes me a rage?

It's when you're online on Reddit or on social media, when you see people typing where they have each word that they appear to you after each word so that they can emphasize some sort of stupid point. It's like how a lot of Mark waits. It's like hand clapping between words. Worst day ever. It doesn't really come off very strong.

It's very to dance. It's like when you see a person typing that, you know, this isn't the type of thing. Don't try to control how I'm reading this. You just want to seem like the tough part of the internet. I love respect. People a lot more. It's a place if using all caps. Because again, you know that you're yelling.

It just looks better. I would admire you, that I don't think they could find all caps now by five best donation points. If it's really that important, I wanna see these papers with 10 exclamation points and you know that it's really a big deal on this headlight is really important. I think we need more of that to be more

as blessed as you did. We gotta just do Mexican, upside down exclamation point to beginning. I'm down for that. I like that idea. I always thought that was smart. Just the punch of two. Like, just, it gives you a little warning.

Yeah, that's what's gonna be. Kira, it's gonna be emphatic. You don't wanna get to the end and then, oh, yeah, oh, should I should've read that? Oh, the fuck out of my house. Yeah. Yeah, he's right. That period, that clapping shit is so fucking annoying.

They're giving themselves an applause for, it's like a signal for a stupid chick to just come out and droves. Oh, queen. It is funny how you can pinpoint certain common behaviors that you can definitely associate with stupidity. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you would you up everybody else i know who does that stupid to be it yeah okay last one this is from did you know hey big it's big you bro sorry i miss the two hundred that the code anyways right about the corona virus and how people are gonna go fucking insane sitting inside their houses for months like all these people who are not essential workers who are kind of indoors who don't have internet careers like we do are a conception

of how to make money that way what the fuck are they gonna do is gonna have to look at lolly porn well here's what the government needs to do they need to put these people to work by making one of those survey websites you know the ones I'm talking about the why not to the Dictantue for fucking, you know, you get like 30 cents a day for clicking on like a thousand ads and fucking watching weird videos and playing games on some stupid website. Just make one like for the government and make that actually now the only way we collect taxes from now on.

This is better than gambling. It's a thousand times more addictive they'll just get people on survey website i like it on the economy so good idea did you know there you go thanks and what do you think do surveys all at least make them do something sure sit around doing surveys uh... we got some presence here hey dick myself and several of the kittnessy cabin boys had booked a rival airbnb to tanner's party house and we had been throwing ribs back and forth with tanner riley and their boys.

Our ace in the sleeve was a set of custom t-shirts for our art crew with art commission from He-He silly comics and closed as one for you and He-He since, unfortunately, I thought this one was for you, Sean. I guess it's for me. Thanks for the snacks and go fuck yourself Justin Mayn. Let's see here. We got this shirt. Bug.

What is that? We're fuck off. We're full. Pretty good. Do you know he, he, silly? Joey. Adult. She's an artist. She's a, she's a, she's a band artist,

right wing artist. She's really fucking funny. Luke's got a stand for anything? I don't know. Back off. Something other cabin boys on. Oh, thanks, guys. We've also got this.

Somebody sent this in, but it was was from Amazon so there's no note Oh my god, there's fucking Georgia sharks Maddox had these so ML the Maddox is landlord listed his house and they put pictures of his existing room up on the list thing I have a lot of it. Yeah, yeah that and he's on the wall. Those are them. It's great white sharks amazing So I got to hang these up. Obviously, I'm not going to put them in my bedroom. I wouldn't. Come on.

I wouldn't, you know, you should learn from others mistakes. Yeah. I definitely wouldn't keep them. That's great. Thank you. I guess I lost the tag. Whoever sent this, thank you very much. I'll get them up as quickly as possible.

Last one's Mo from Milwaukee, who sent me some gunstacles? Gunstacles? Yeah, do you know what, have you ever seen me say that? Oh, God. There, you put them on your AR-15, I believe, to hold your... I think I know those on my Instagram, but then they're, yeah.

That's fucking hilarious. So they put that on there and then they just hang testicles for your AR-15. Ah, cool. And then they just hang testicles for your AR 15. That's cool. So this is what it does up there. Happy 200th episode. If you want to fulfill the promise of a road rage of Shaboygan or want to settle for Milwaukee,

let me know. Settle for Milwaukee. Oh, little shots fired. That would be fun. Is there? OK, let me get this banner out. I didn't open this in advance, so I hope it isn't just the N word oh boy I get giant good. Oh, yeah last time

Oh, all right, what the hell is this? Oh God. I know what this is. You'll remember, you might know who this is, Sean. I don't think I do. Do? Yeah. This is... That's what I thought. It's a big vinyl. I'll hold it up and you guess who it is.

I'll reveal it inch by inch. You don't know. Wait a minute. That's not him. Is that... Was Perry? No. I thought it was Gustavo Dutamel.

It does look like Dutamel. Why? Oh, it's the LA Phil. No, I was like god that looks like he actually crossed my mind for one second I'm like why the fuck would that have anything to do with I don't know if they've stolen or what oh shit is that a fucking banner for yeah I think they got it I think they stole it yeah that's who's the same that was used at the

that's it oh my god it's faded yet that's awesome i don't know where we're going to put this one that's awesome thank you uh... those are the things that i see on like the street yes yeah ill-a fill

yeah because he's the yeah he's signed a big contract i mean he's going to be the conductor the l.a. filford someone thought. I mean he's gonna be the conductor the LA Phil for someone thought it What this was LA Phil the man? Right, uh that I was his name who just came to town was like who's this LA Phil guy? Thank you. Why right like you know like Texas red or something, you know, but it's like LA Phil Well, I mean you got a fucking nine foot banner draped all over you.

Thanks guys. Thank you, Joey. Thank you. No problem.