The Dick Show - Episode 204 - Dick on Wiener Crossing

Episode Date: April 28, 2020

I can't find my Nintendo DS, Vito brings in a card game, I apologize to Chris the Kiwi, homeschooling, Digibro's categorizes everyone in The Dick Show, Doc Rieux has stories from the ER, Crippled Jesus' mom's boyfriend drops a hot beat, Japan is better than the US, Tifa vs. Aerith, pedophiles, pedophiles, pedophiles, and Reactor, Tim Pool's brother, is a gold-bricking douchebag who got kicked out of the band; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

It's my new favorite thing. What? Have you seen the puddle of mud cover of Nirvana's about a girl? It's been out for a couple of... What is it? It's just, it's my fucking favorite thing. Is it a song? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is it your favorite thing all of a sudden? Because it's just, it's just so funny. Oh, I think I saw them do hurt, maybe. I don't know. Oh, really? It's just, oh, are they funny? What I saw, they were just trying really hard at something.

Oh no, it's so god awful, you just, it's bad. It's fucking priceless. I love it so much. Are they trying to be bad or are they just, no, they're just really earnestly bad. Yeah. Somebody sent me this. Oh, it just, it makes me fucking laugh every time.

Let's find it. Yeah, just YouTube, puddle of mud. I mean, get mud which one? About a girl. About a girl. It's on serious, I think. I mean, there's a part where the guitar player is like laughing, like, because it's so bad.

Just, yeah, oh, god, I love it. It's like a shreds video. Free. Free. Free. Seven in your life. Oh god, you should have turned it down a little bit. Time, time!

Oh, the flip-dew! Keep up, save me of you! You can tell he plays guitar like he has no wrist. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this guy, he's laughing. He's fucking laughing. He's different than he is. Yeah The note he hits the note he hits when he comes back from the solar

Priceless Where's the solo right here? It's yeah, he's gonna it's short, but people send me Don't look at the camera. No, the drummer won't even look up I love this so much. Don't look at the camera. No, the drummer won't even look up. Somebody sent me this to cover, and I thought they were like, I don't like to pass judgment on whatever people are listening to. But I remember watching this going,

this is just awful. These guys were signed by the great scout of talent Fred Durst. So, you know, one of the great animals in the business of nursing. This is an shit though. You mastered the music industry and then he went on to this great, this great, this daughter. I love it so much.

Oh God. Can he not hit that note? And he's just covering for it. I don't know what he's fucking doing. I don't know what he's doing. Well, there goes my monetization. I hope everybody enjoyed that. That makes me fucking laugh so hard. I got sent that song and I'm like, is this, you want this version of this cover? I don't think so. It's one of those things where it's like, is this a, is it, are you trolling me or? That sounds like that was their first time playing that song. Is it possible? You go on serious? It's like, ah, let's just, let's just rock it.

I know, but let's rock it out we can do it I think that no he's probably done that song for a long time or wanted to do that song for a long time and nobody in the band has The heart to tell him that he can't do it Oh, man. It's so fucking awesome. It's so good. Oh, man. I miss being in a band. It's so good.

Oh, God. I guess podcasts of the new, like that was basically the biggest problem as the band disassembled. It's the same. It's all the same. I guess. You know, you remember Tim Poole, the guy that journalist that called in?

Yes. So he, his brother reactor, who is a tool? I met himle, the guy that journalist that called in. Yes. So his brother reactor, who is a tool? I met him at that. But to a like, that guy's a tool. He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, you look at that guy and go, that guy's a fucking tool.

But at least he puts it out there. That guy, this guy, this guy, this guy's a bottle of mud guy. Yeah, he's screaming like a retarded person. But at least he's putting all of his extra chromosomes out there. Tim Poole's brother, Tim Poole's react there as like kind of like a mumbly. You know like in the, I don't know if the word, I don't know if I can say the word, a white rapper.

We all know what I'm talking about. The guy, the not the front man in the white rap ensemble, the white rap core ensemble. The guy who's in the back just kind of getting the cables together like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Not even like that, he's not even like a hype man. the white rap core ensemble. The guy who's in the back just kind of getting the cables together. Like, well, well, well, well, well. Not even like the, he's not even like a hype man. Yeah, no hype to him at all.

That's right. No hype to him. The white hype man. No hype. The great white, no hype. That's a reactor. He's a bitch. He's a bitch.

Okay. So it's different than a douche. Yeah. Yeah. I think maybe he's both. Could be. And then there's guys, he talks like, he. I think maybe he's both. Could be. And then there's guys, he talks like a teacher in Charlie Brown.

Then there's guys, then there's guys who are just, cunts. He's not a kind. That's more like me. I think that's a fucking cunt. I'm a, like the American usage, not the fucking, not the British one that where you like you call your buddies, you know?

Yeah, I was like, God, that guy's a cunt. You fucking cunt. I would be a mix of a douchebag and a cunt. Reactors, a douchebag, and what did I say the other one was? And a bitch. And a bitch. That's the different Pokemon guys we've got here. You have to feed them different things, don't you? Or train.

They train differently. Yeah, you feed one with attention and hatred, and you feed the other with constant compliments Attention like all yourself funny. They're so good at everything. It was so good what you did there So he just poisoned to me. Yeah, compliments like that to me like I know You told me one time if if you ever give me a compliment you stop listening for the next 30 seconds Yeah, I'm trying to talk you out of it. I just like, I don't respect your judgment. You're giving me compliments.

Right. Right. Because it's a scam. It's a scam. Because everything I grew up, I grew up like, you know, smart kid. Yeah. So you get adults telling you how smart you are. No, I got the same thing.

And then they'll go, then they will immediately go on to prove what a dumb asshole they are like Oh, you're so smart. Yeah, you know what I can trust your mom. Here's some other things I think I disagree with those Yeah, so what was the smart thing then just you just telling everybody like oh, yeah I think I think he's smart too because I'm smart. Yeah, right. I I did see it. I see it. Fuck you. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. It's funny. Oh, yeah. A reactor. There's a great cold open shot. Oh, yeah. Right from the beginning. I thought about the interview. I was the video right from there. The entire way. Great cold open.

It's just one of my favorite things. The shreds things too. I remember when you mean you found that. That guy. Well, the first thing I realized was that you have to be really good to do that. Like he's a legit good guitar player. Yeah. Like you have to, in order to, because it's like, that's exactly what it looks like. You almost go, how could he be? And then there's a million poor imitations, but it's like, that's exactly like, how could

that not be what's coming out? The shreds for people who don't know is this guy who overdubs St. Sanders. St. Sanders was his st. Sanders. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's his channel. Yeah, he's like Swedish or Finnish or something like he would overdub atrocious, atrociously executed and solos over famous guitar riff. Sometimes vocals, sometimes drums too,

and audience, audience, audience, sounds, and there's one that's like the Paco classical guitar, or Flamenco guitar one, or classical guitar one, is just fucking priceless. Well, there's so funny, you see, you know, I mean, I don't know, like, he would go for runs and intentionally fuck them up.

Like, here's my big run that I'm gearing up for. I mean, I'm like, fuck tough and out of time. Well, it's like, it's like dubbing and matching the love flat perfectly. Or, you know, ADRing, it's like, how could he not be, how could he not be playing that? And the composition was so humorously bad. That's what the pretenders didn't get. It's like, it's not that he's bad. It's that you can see what he was trying to get. It's the notes that he didn't hit. It's like

shass. He'll play like the most cliche licks, like really poorly. And it's just yeah. And then go for one. And then the audience will start applauding, you know, like he's just and it's like he's fretting out there. It's like, it's a reactor, reactor. It's so good. Reactor accuses brother Tim Poole of stealing a bunch of money. Talk about bringing your deadbeat brother, your family members along for a ride. Like everybody understands a fucking deadbeat.

You know Tim Poole, right? Yeah. Political journalist, all kinds of stuff, right? Put together guy. He's a man of, right. He's a man of, he's been, he's bonafide. He had the, he called in here and admitted he was wrong. He was like, that's, whoo!

He's, he's, wow! It's fine in my, whatever you want. That's, hey. His deadbeat brother, I guess, they started this company subverse. I don't even know how I got into this topic. They started, they started this dumb company called Subverse because everybody, everybody, when they do dumb company called Subverse because everybody,

everybody, when they do anything online to any degree of success, always wants to start a network. Like, as soon as everybody wants to be McDonald's, as soon as they get anything out there, they're like, you know what, I need to franchise, I need to get other people working for me, user generated content. That's what I'm all about. I need to take my brain, put it in a jar, and get it out to as many people as possible. And it's like, we need a timpool experience on every street corner. I'm the Starbucks of home journalism. Meanwhile, they're building an inverted pyramid

balanced on a toothpick. Yeah. It's a blow from a fucking, you know, from falling over. You guys need to fuck up more. You need to do more, never in my mind if I thought I need to, what I need to do is grow the dick show brand.

I need to put me, I need to be an on every TV in America. We need a whole dick show genre. It's gonna be dick, this dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Yeah, right. I need to sell a brand of yogurt and Shabbata bread like are you guys? F**k n**ts. What are you talking about in network? Who are you? I was going to your stupid website to look at your network or whatever dog shit you have. Settle down Martha Stewart. Yeah, it's all the right all the right wing voices are together under one roof. Bgark. Yeah. What? No one is going here for this!

No one! Whatever! Make sure you're goddamn good at what you do. Try not to drown! What you do, try not to drown! Just try to keep your head above water. That's what the game is. Freer!

Freer! Freer! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, I'm gonna, oh. Bonus episode, the bonus episode is out today. Oh yeah yeah. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So you got the Sunday Sunday. I like Friday. I like a Friday bonus release. Yeah, that's normally Saturday. Yeah, Sunday Well, it's like a shit in the face to all the fans support the show it Confedient time for yesterday. I mean, maybe they had it out by noon What happened and the video guy has to go wait you headed up by noon when I had it uploaded by like noon yesterday

Oh, I got shit face in my parents. Oh Sun Saturday is my day. So I see I have to take a seat I had it uploaded by like noon yesterday. Oh, I got shit face in my parents house. Oh. Oh. Saturday is my day, shall I say? I have to take a seat. I have to take a seat. It's so important. If you're gonna be an entrepreneur, it's so. I see when I texted you.

It's so important to take a day off. Otherwise, you burn out. That's another, have you heard those guys? Have you looked at me when I'm talking to you? Have you heard the guys have you look at me when I'm talking to you have you heard the guy 149 I I got drunk at my parents house in the pool It was like going back into that's pretty nice. Oh god, but a hundred degrees up there Huh, I was playing throw balls at the boys

Bouncing them off we were doing a game of impromptu basketball in the pool. Oh, making up rules It was a real it it was beautiful, beautiful day. Yep. Make up rules so you can break them. Yeah, it's just like turning a doll into a mask. Well, one of my niece's favorite things is to change the rules in the middle of the game. Like only for her, exactly.

If she can manipulate the system, she is totally in on it. Just lean into that. They say, no, like, she, if she can manipulate the system, she is totally in on it. Just, they lean into that. They say, like, no, that counts. It's like, you know what, you're right here, this counts too. This counts for two points. And then they, they start, they get so excited at the, that, they just like cheating in general.

It doesn't matter if it benefits them. They just like violating procedures. And the other one, the other one yelled at the rule breaker, she's like, just go, you're not gonna follow your rules anyway. I was like, yeah, you're right. You know what, I'll get, oh yeah, and I got, I have what makes me rage about my little nephew too. So, reactor and Tim pool have this dumb thing called subversive. Like that's their news story whenever.

And Tim's got all these like people journalists. Oh, now we're right. Now we have our own magazine. I don't know why. I don't know what compels people to want to all be McDonald's. As soon as they get anything, it's like, well, I need to be, I need to be a brand. Well, that's how sports is now, too.

Yes. It's, it's really like they literally, it's like about the brand. Like while these kids are in high school, it's just a different thing. I drink. I drink. I drink who was that? Kershaw.

I drink Kershaw brand. I see. That's what I'm about. And I use Kershaw underpants. I am. Is Sammy Kershaw? Is that isn't it? Clayton Kershaw.

Clayton Kershaw. I use I am all Kershaw from head to toe. Do you think sports is gonna come back after this? Yeah, pandemic. Sure. You think so? Absolutely. I see people talking about like draft and stuff and like,

oh man, no it's about this guys. It's gonna, there's people are getting used to stuff. People are getting used to not seeing sports. Like it's like a relationship. Your relationship, if you break up, you got to clear that month, that first month of not talking, and those chemical structures in your brain

have broken the fuck down. You no longer are in love. You could see that person on the street and give it a miss. You know what I mean? You get through a month, two months, six months, you're like, oh, fuck that bitch. I never need to see her again. It's like, it's gotta be like that with sports too.

I think people, I think sports will come back just fine. I think people are clamoring for it. Clamoring. Yeah, I do. You probably run in more masculine circles than me. I only run in circles where people are debating who is their waifu, Tifa or Arith. Those are my circles.

It's clearly Arith, isn't it? Oh, I'm gonna fucking strangle you! I don't know. Is that the wrong answer? Is it Tifa? Shut up. Don't use their names like that. Don't even say it.

I don't. Tifa disgusting. Eric, shut up. They sound like really bad old testament characters. I mean, I think they're intended to. So, I'm honest. Yeah. There's like a biblical angle in that game.

I'm talking about the Final Fantasy game. Oh, yeah, I see. I think the one girl is supposed to be like an angel of the, it's weird to see that Japanese come up with Christian iconography. It's weird to see the right answer is Jesse. Jesse is a hoe. You would, you would like Jesse, fuckface. You, the most available Jesse is one of the characters

in the game who comes on, who comes on like a drunken prom date or fuck off I see yeah, uh? Okay, fine you face would like Jesse because she is thirsty as if fucking as a desert missing the rain That bitch fuck face. Yeah, he he remember the last episode where I told him to put it on the line with that girl Yeah, he did yeah, she said no Hey good news Yeah, good news. Yeah. Good. That's the best possible scenario. No, you know, that's the best ending.

That's the S plus ending. I really had a crush on this girl and I wasted all this time talking to her. And I finally asked her if she reciprocated my feeling. She has a boyfriend, by the way. Don't know why I would go for hard mode immediately, but I did. I asked her if she reciprocated my feelings, she has a boyfriend, by the way, don't know why I would go for hard mode immediately, but I did. I asked her if she reciprocated my feelings and if she would want to, by the way, why would you want to date a bitch who is using you

as an emotional vampire who already has a fucking boyfriend? This is not a rational woman, even on their scale. Even on their scale, that's bad. Well, you learn something, I would think. I learned something. There you go. The best case scenario is you get a no. People think it's a yes, they want the movie riding off into the sunset together.

It's the wrong metaphor. Mm-hmm. With a woman happily ever after is the right one. But the best possible response, hey, I really have, I've got a huge crush on you. What do you think about me? No, I don't like you at all. Oh, great. That's the best possible answer.

That's better than yes. No, he doesn't have to talk to her at all. He's not, she doesn't, she can't dump on him. Yeah. Believe me, Matt, you missed, you missed six years of deteriorating returns on that. And now you're free to do whatever you want. Congratulations, I'm sorry, I didn't work out for you though. Okay, so reactor says that Tim Pohl stole all this money from him for a venture that they

did. Yeah. And it's all this LLC stuff. Tim Pohl, Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl.

Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Tim Pohl. Reactor the deadbeat that nobody reactor that no one gives a fuck about 10 versus 10 pool to bona fide Influencer right why would his brother have any money? Well because his brother got all these funds to do this What this website that they're doing so he could write here? So I I know I know a deadbeat family scam artist when I see one Yeah, I know a gold brick or when I see one so I'm like oh really? I've been making fun of him. They blocked me of course, and he's bitching about all this,

like, well, it's an LLC, and it's a business, and you can't, like, motherfucker, it's a band. Yeah, it's a band. You could get anything out of the band. That's it. Call it an LLC, call it whatever you want. You got kicked out of the band because you have no value.

If you did, you're not the right fit band because you have no value. If you did, you're not to right fit and you have no fucking value. That's why you got kicked out of the band. Go fuck yourself. I don't know why I told that long ass story. And then he went on the kill stream and started talking shit about me. That's why you told that long ass story. I didn't figure this one out. I got kicked out of the man. I made it by your fucking band. Yeah! Welcome to Dick. You're on Dickie, you need to.

You got it. But show wherever's the contest coming to you live from Mount Bunker, deep in the heart of Sydney. I'm the host, Dick Masterson, aka the $20 million man. America's worst Mexican 54 weeks running. Joining me is always as well touring LA-based comedian. Shonny audio engineer. Hello, Dick.

What's up, buddy? If we're gonna think we're on speed or something today, this is- I am fired up today. I know, well, no, I know, we're all hopped up. It's this, I don't know, I get wired every time I come in here. You do now. I do, I see the only time you see people. Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

I had the perfect mix of getting drunk at noon, sobering up at eight or whatever, having that delicious night time hangover, which is unfair. Yeah, it sucks. Unfucking fair. Because, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't want to feel your worst going to bed.

Oh, it's weird. It's weird. You have too much of a headache to even use your phone. You can't even jerk, if you jerk off for too long, your head starts pounding, like, I gotta put this cock away. Yeah, yeah But by the time three rolls around four rolls around when you mellow out of it

Oh, man, you could bring this chip to carve that a wood You have a hard and fast mind that is ready to deal with anything that Modsron life can throw at you and you're doing it on lockdowns Audio issues Lockdowns, audio issues, video problems, guys getting bonus episodes to you in an untimely manner. Oh my God, guys not checking their fucking phones until 10 hours later. It's gotta go to the video guy. He's always gotta delay.

He knocks those out, he's quick. He fucked me as well then. He's stupid, still disappointed. No, he's quick, I'm surprised how quick he can do things. I think he works for Romanian TV. Yeah, I think he's basically like, because you know, we do it, ask backwards. You know, I mean, like, what does that mean?

Well, we do it, ask backwards. We don't get your ass in here. Because we end up, I edit the audio first, and then he syncs the picture to that. Yeah, but audio is more important for us. No, I know, and he's really good at it. He finds that he compares it to the... What's up, you know?

Okay, you know what, you've come in at it. He finds that he compares it to the other seat. What's up, you know? Okay, you know what, you've come in at a perfect time because I'm about to complain about something that you probably have expertise in. Okay. Grab your cans. Well, you don't give a shit about expertise. You think your fucking modelers are experts?

I don't know if I'm an expert in anything. Yeah, you're probably an expert on this. Okay, modelers, get out of here with the fucking modelers. Uh, I got a lot for your ass. What is it? What is it today? What is it today? I'm, oh, by the way, right before we came in here,

they found in Italy that the coronavirus is on air pollution. What did I say? Day number one on air pollution. They're all gonna get it. It's in the fucking air. I'm like Alex Jones. I'm the modern day Alex Jones. They've been saying that forever.

They're trying to be saying that. Yeah, so what? So I was right once again. I love it. I love it if like if people this fucking thing, are we gonna get off on this? Do I wanna get off on this? What?

This fucking talk is so much fucking this ignorant and proud of it. Shit is fucking pissing. I'm not ignorant. You said on the bonus episode that you never think I'm talking about you In general people seem to be hanging out on the stupid corners of the internet and coming to retarded fucking conclusions Did you see they got if they're not right a hundred percent of the time if they throw away I had to revise throw him away You get mother fucker You're supposed to revise shit No

They're not fucking just, they haven't studied this for a decade You fucking dipshit I was right God damn it man You had it right from day one and you never had a change I said a woman caused it That turned out to be true A woman pangolin

No, no, it's came from a lab Patient zero was a woman Bullshit She gave it to her boyfriend It came from a lab Bullshit A woman pangolin. No, no, it's came from a lab patient zero was a woman Yeah, she gave it to her boyfriend. It came from a lab. Bull shit a woman caught. I don't know No, I'm afterwards. Oh Your 80,000 fucking flu turned out to be false. I advise my statement Yeah, I should be you should be praising me for revising my statement Yeah, it was the highest flu death total in 40 plus years. So it's still a flu.

Yeah, but let's put a little fucking context in it. Well, the context. First death in the... That's usually like 40,000? Something like that, but we're like in the mid 50s and it's been less than three months. Ah, so like, how's the fat bads gonna go then? What do you think it'll get to?

Oh, I don't know, I'm just saying 1,000. You were arguing, so it's the flu. How come none of you guys can give me a quote on numbers? I want real numbers. It's still a good deal. Yeah, I don't know. What do you think? I'm not a scientist.

Oh, I was like, you're not a scientist. No, I have no information about what's going on. This fucking like, you know, like that's, I'm able to, I'm able to figure it out as good as they are. My chances are just as good. It's like, motherfuckerer look can okay conductors and medical professionals are can they be influenced by pharmaceutical? Abs of fucking loo Lee

That's the infallible crew are the infallible absolutely not But if you get cancer are you going to the fucking doctor? Are you going to see a raky fucking specialist? Oh man. Yeah, maybe both why not? She hands I'm not be fucking specialists. Oh man, yeah. Maybe both. Why not? Why not? Why not? Edge my bets. Pack, I've got to get a double. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I know that. Yes, I do. I know. That's my problem. As soon as you have, as soon as you start so funny,

as soon as you start violating the constitution, I need you to prove every step of your work, every single fucking step. Well, I don't want it. It's another one. No, that's called court. That's why court exists. You have to prove it in court. Yeah. You can't just go. Now well, uh, that's it's dangerous. We're lacking you down. That constitution issue has been shown in court

a number of times. So did internment camps just because it was in the Supreme Court. Doesn't mean that it's just a launch to do it forever. It's Kim Jong-U, whatever your name is. The new one's okay. It's different. Here's a different, why is it different? It's different. Why? Because it involves multiple amendments. And the word, like the word expressly is written.

It's expressly. Expressly. It's wrestling like cashier. Look, it's, they are completely, they're laughing because you got what you want and you're still mad. I can't I can't go to Strip, I don't want to be locked out of it. I'm exiled. You love it. You love that. We're locked down. Are you kidding me? I'm going crazy. Why do you think I come in here and you're in the ice cream every day? Boot flavored coffee that you might want some later. Oh, buddy.

I'm just saying you're saying what I'm just saying you don't know what you're talking about because you're a little I'm just saying you're saying what I'm just saying you don't know what you're talking about your little constitutional scholar now because I read constitutional scholars There's many articles on the constitution. Yeah, that you don't that. Yeah, I have it on you a Constitution. I'm listening to who are constitution Kids of Harvard law all these people don't shred on me. God. The heads of Harvard law. Oh, you mean Harvard, the school that law, that gots to pre-empt make homeschooling illegal? You mean that learning institution, when people are illegal? When people don't tap it for you, you think he's gonna help you?

You said it was a winning match. When people, when people don't have any facts, they do three things. They fucking ridicule. They attack the credibility and they fucking and they and they misrepresent or lie about facts. That shit is going on all over the God damn place. Did you see that? Did you see that Trump wants you to inject lysol to get your caron of Irish? I bet you believe that he wants that. Yeah, I'm just, I suggested we should look into it to be fair. Oh, I got a breath. Man, you've been trying to fight,

that you've been saying that he said what we should look into was right. Yeah, nobody disagreed with that part. Yeah. That light could kill it. The disinfectant part. No, the actual, the ones that they stick in your body. And then the company,

I don't know what he was talking about. Well, who's talking knows what he's talking about. The last thing I want is the medical plague is for number one is for the federal government to do anything at all. Right. I want to support the states as well. I want the states to do a little more like I want that to be a 99% a one percent situation where the states have the resources and figure out what to do and the federal government

just kind of sits it out. Maybe they kind of look long-term. I'm like, I wonder what we could do internationally to make us less violent. There's supposed to be, I'm trying to. This has to be there for backup. Yeah, this whole thing has been like, that's a good shrump. Please tell us what to do next. We can't do anything without you.

Yeah. Like, that's the last thing I voted for him. I don't think I said to do this. Nobody's waited in California for him. I don't think I do this. Nobody's waited in California for him to say anything or do anything. Well, Mo. Well, yeah, quote, flat out said, I'm talking about, I'm talking about California. Oh, new sums fucking done what he, whatever he felt was right. Yeah, didn't he lock it down like before? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, not for sanity. Not for our sanity.

No, it didn't work. Locked down didn't do anything. It didn sanity. No, it didn't work locked down didn't do anything No, I don't even a graph. There's no This is what I'm talking about Alex Jones Oh for so many Except this drawings of grounds up and down there's no amount of reason that you cannot prove things didn't work. Well, it helped.

So you just have to buy into the, you know what? Okay, I guess I will have to prove that it doesn't work. All right. Impossible, but you guys need it. So I'll go ahead and do it for you. So you can print this out. So you can print my graphs on a pillow,

on a love pillow, and hug them while you go to sleep. And I, here's the fucking thing about, about all this stupid ass shit that's going on with regard to how people are thinking. They're coming up with wild ass conspiracies. I have a rage. Wild ass conspiracies, it's not just the information you find. It's what you have to overlook. When you get the more information that's added to things,

the more all of a sudden you go oh well that makes sense Yeah, but people find what they fucking they want to see and then ignore the fucking rest It's like yeah, it's dude. It's stupidity cowardice or fucking or or laziness or combination of all three do you want to see my graphs or not? It sounds like you're afraid of them. It sounds like you're afraid of my I want to see it. God not? Sounds like you're afraid of them. It sounds like you're afraid of my graph. Oh no, I gotta see it. God. Hold on.

Let me bring out my graphs. So fucking aggravated. Why? Why are you aggravated? You got what you want. I didn't want it. I don't understand. Who do you think is misrepresenting anything anyway?

I'm talking about people online. People like ever just like how many stupid things people you know or you see say yeah it's come on. Okay. See all these great things. Okay, here we go. Lockdowns. I don't think I've yelled this much ever.

Lockdowns have definitely my mother. Maybe my mother. Probably yelled this much of my mother. Have you really? I don't know if I've ever yelled it out. I've got kicked out. Maybe my mother I'm at a probably yelled this much of my mother Have you really? I know if I've ever yelled out I mean How would you like to relive that moment In virtual reality

Relive it every day I have a last memory like spot Hold on before I would look this graph who is this guy? Somebody stupid invented disease I'm not a little memory for trauma. Hold on, before I would look at this graph, who is this guy? This is what I'm talking about. This is all I've done. It's all I've done. It's all I've done. It's all I've done. It's all I've done.

He invented disease. That's him. Lime and expand. Lime and expand. His name is Lime and Stonsky. Look, he's giving a Lutheran husband, the neither of those are scientists. He's giving a talk about it. The public, how much do you want?

What was he giving us a qualification? We're just giving it a call about it. I don't know. A you want what was you taking as a qualification? I don't know Public dance background made my math background Lutheran Kentucky and economist. He sent me economist. Okay. Come on Look at he's got sixteen thousand followers Look at this lock down me.down. I don't really know. This is hand. It's really does.

No, is that not it? Oh, no, no. Oh, it's showing lockdown and then it's still spiked. I have a yeah, basically saying that if if the lockdown had an effect, we should have seen the effects after when we the drop rate after when we saw the drop rate. It doesn't matter. It's too serious. Those classic Lutheran economists.

Hey, man. Did you like it? I'm like yelling. I'm like yelling. It's too serious. Those classic Lutheran economists. Hey, man, I do like it. I'm like yelling. I'm like yelling. I'm like yelling. I feel like I'm asleep well. It makes me a rage. I got my little nephew, BamBam, this flash card that you could put for his Nintendo DS,

his dad uncovered Nintendo DS that he had in the attic a long time ago. He's like, kid, what is the kiss? Yeah, what is the steam punk invention? He doesn't know any difference. He's just jealous of the switch all the time. It's kind of like 15 years old at this point. I think so.

Yeah, he's so, he's an active hater. He hates animal crossing. He called me just to tell me how lame it is and that I'm dumb for playing it and that it should be called quote, weiner crossing because it sucks so badly. Oh my god. This is the four-year-old nephew. And I said, okay, thanks, buddy.

And he's walking around the house and expanding on this idea. He's like, yeah, yeah. It sucks. It's actually should be called weiner butthole crossing. Right. You got anything else for me? And he's like, yeah, hold up. Hold up.

It's at his height as he's walking around, escaping his mom with the phone. So they got him, they found an Nintendo DS so just as he has something to hold. And I got him all hyped up for this flash card that I loaded all the games on, downloaded the operating system onto, loaded like 10,000 games on it.

So man, you can't wait for this. I was gonna, I was gonna test it before I gave it to him, but I gave my Nintendo DS to somebody and I cannot remember who. I've hit up all the usual suspects, but none of them have it. So that is driving me insane. Like I can't rest until I get,

find out that Rosebud. It's at George's. No, I'm fucking with you. Oh you asshole. Oh. So I got him this beautiful little card that I can't test. I show up at the house yesterday after having hyped it up for two weeks, yeah, fuck it in, fucking red screen. Absolutely nothing I can do can fix it.

Do you think it's the card is broken? No, it's all this Chinese shit. It's all of this. It is always Chinese operating systems. It's all this Chinese shit. It's all, it is always Chinese operating systems. It's all this Chinese shit having ripped off other Chinese shit to sell you the same product for pennies more on sites that, on sites that looked out of date 10 years ago that I can't decipher. There's no, they make piracy so hard that it's worth just buying the actual games.

Yeah, yeah. And I've disappointed this little boy. Boy, that's rough. Oh, it is. That's rough. It is. All I wanted to do was illegally pirate thousands of games for the child and the look on his face.

So you fucked it up. I don't understand. You promised me the world and have delivered nothing. So you're taking it back and you just get a little more cynical. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna fix it and go, no, but, you know, I mean, you didn't bring a working one. So between the two of us, my record is at least 0 and 0. And yours is 0 and 1.

It makes more sense to leave it with me. So now I've got this busted little chip of failure that I can't test and that cannot figure out. If you have any advice. Well, you should have told me I could have brought a DS over. First of all, I didn't think about it. Yeah, second of all, I might even have like an extra flash card that I could just give you. This fucking guy, he's got, Vito's got like

a storage container, a video. Yeah, I have an absurd amount of video games right now. Do you have like every system ever made? I don't, I don't, are you wearing a PlayStation head? I am wearing a PlayStation head. Yeah, there have an absurd amount of video games right now. Do you have like every system ever made? I don't, I don't get you wearing a PlayStation hat. I am wearing a PlayStation hat. Yeah, there you go. Okay. I don't deal with like pre-Attari stuff,

just because it's not fun. That'd be a Tarded. Intellivision, yeah, there's nothing there. The games aren't fun. But anything from like Nintendo on, I'm pretty much into except for like really obscure stuff. Like a turbo graphics, I don't have any of those. What's, oh, I got a bunch of those.

What's the first system ever? I've ever gotten two. That's awesome. I have a little hand on of those. What's up? I got a bunch of those. What's the first stuff you ever got? That's awesome. I have a little hand over the handle. What's the first system you can remember? I can remember playing. Yeah. I remember having a Commodore 64.

Yeah. I remember those. I guess you did. I guess you could play games on. I mean, that's wasn't a game in computer only. I mean, it was just computer. Yeah. Yeah. The 2600 was the Atari, it was just really a pro. Yeah. I remember the 2600 was the Atari 2600 was the first one I can remember.

Yeah, with all the different controllers. I think so. No, I was the one that just had the joystick with one button. That was the Atari 2600. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you played like, you Billy pole position. Uh, yeah, I believe it was any like, drove a fucking pixel fucking pixel around the two smaller pixels. I have a really bad version of a, yeah, I did have a couple of ataris.

I have one of the original ones, the heavy sixer weighs more than the other ones. And it's actually made like money with that video game stuff that you do. I got a whole. Yeah. Well, now, so what happened with my buddy had a game store in Massachusetts. And they he had to move to a smaller location. And he's like, and he's a terrible businessman. So he went, I'll sell you all my video games for $1,000.

And I was like, you have like 30 Nintendo 64s. That alone I can flip for like $1,000. He's like, I don't care. Just get it away from you. But now I've moved it and my house is just full of game systems. I'm trying to fix up and flip. That sounds like the movie that we watched, we enrolf in a bunch of people

watched this movie called That Feel When No Girlfriend. Is that on Amazon? That's the one we're in. That's the one we're in. It's our name. It's WNOGF. We're naming hacked up meme titles, right? I mean, that's, I hate it already.

You posted about that and I wanted to watch it. Where did you watch it? We talked, Cernovich, knew the director. So the director gave us a screen of the copy. Cause it's not up yet. No, it comes out Monday. It's not up tomorrow. It'll come up tomorrow.

It's gonna be free on Amazon or do you have to pay? I don't know. What's it about? It's about, it just interviews these guys who don't have a girlfriend and, and Eggie is in it. Yeah.'s about it just interviews these guys who don't have a girlfriend and Eggie is in it. Yeah, surprisingly. It's one of the guys who doesn't have a girlfriend and But are they can like considered in cells or is that what it is? I guess so. They're like an internet community together, right? Yeah, it's a good chance.

You know, I didn't I thought it would be a lot funnier than it was. Oh, I think no, I just more it's just more sad. Oh, no Yeah, it's just like sad. I don't know. Yeah, it's just like, it really made me want to kill myself. Going these, watching these guys go through life, like you got one guy who wears his shirts buttoned all the way up and wears a crucifix jewelry and works out in khakis. Like they'd film him in a gym doing squats in his khaki pants. And then there's this guy from Texas who squats and khakis.

If you start to sweat, that's going to get embarrassing. I'm like, you can't work out. It's just a worst thing to have. Why would you wear the most delicate material? This is how they live their lives. And you remember the guy who called in about getting all his guns confiscated with the red flag law? Because he posted about wanting to shoot all women

or something like that. Oh yeah. So that's when there was the standoff or is that a different guy? That is a different guy. He was in it for a little bit. I thought it would be a lot funnier than it was. So I hope he's the commentary's funny,

because it's depressing otherwise. I don't know if it was made to make them look like assholes, or if it was made for people who think in cells or this dangerous subculture instead of just like bunch of losers. Well look, if you, I'm gonna, I'm gonna judge it based on not having seen it at all, but I'm gonna say if you don't know, that's not good direction. Yeah. Because that's, and then you have to have a point of view in a document.

Exactly. Yeah, there's no way that's well done. If you're like, well, is it about this? Is it about this? Like, no, it should be a little more clear. And then I found out afterwards that the director is a woman. So the person interviewing the, I rest my case. Yeah.

The person interviewing the in-cells is a woman. I'm like, wait a minute, that totally, that's completely skew what they want us. Yeah, they don't know what act in front of a woman. Hey, women, what do you mean you were sent a woman to their brother? Do they hate women? They're terrified. I don't think they hate women any more than the rest of us.

I think they just don't understand how to express that. Was there like some in-cell talk though, like modern society has made women afraid of intimacy? You know what? That keep us at arms lying... That has been bugging me a lot recently. What, the idea that's... This trad wife pushback shit that I'm seeing. Yeah. Like, I saw some...

I saw, I hear it, I see people saying that like the, oh, the trad, the traditional way is the way to go because these chicks are horrors. We're hot. They're what you can't, they're, I saw some bitch say, I like her too. I don't mean any disrespect by that. Just a woman, nothing more than usual. Say, the horse in a daring term, or the bitch is.

Oh, oh, bitch is. Yeah, because I'm cool. So I use it in a cool way. Look at, this chick says, well, these only fans girls are offering you the appearance, like there'll be emotional support, like you'll have an emotional connection, not like a real girl. And I'm like, wait, sorry, I was with you on the, they're tricking you into having an emotional connection to get money out of you, like the only fans whores who are trying to

sell you this idea of having emotional connection. But then you tried to say that women who are not on only fans are having a genuine emotional connection and I said, uh, what? Yeah. Where's that happening? Who says that? One of the guys are doing that. A woman said this.

Oh, the guys are saying it too. Like the cold documentary. And there's this whole subculture of people that are admired in this belief that somehow a woman, it's like real Dante's in Ferno. And of course, of course there's women out there who use the shit out of do. It's like all of them, right? Like, this is not unique to the show.

I'm not gonna say all, but I think my dad's probably married a couple of them. Like, yeah. That's the other one too. It's the same guys who are saying, oh, this degeneracy, it's degeneracy. This degeneracy doesn't work. Motherfucker, have you gone to family court?

That is that's traditional family court which exists to protect children from family court exists. The CPS services exists to protect children from traditional marriage. That's what it doesn't exist to protect anyone from polyamory. It exists to protect kids from traditional marriage. That's what it doesn't exist to protect anyone from polyamory. It exists to protect kids from mom and dad. So why don't you take that trans wife shit

and not to truth and shut up. Christ asks for me with that. Oh, that's over the line. Ramadan cream motherfucker. Oh, Mukalaka Shiki. It's Ramadan right now, did you? Is it? Ramadan cream is, I say,

Merry Christmas and Ramadan. Oh, are there rules for Ramadan? Yeah. Ramadan Kareem is how you say, Mary Christmas in Ramadan. Are there rules for Ramadan? Are you not allowed to drink? Do you celebrate Christmas? You're not allowed to, when I was in, I was in Abu Dhabi for Ramadan. Yeah. My man tricked me into coming to visit him

during that time. Yeah. Is he still there? He's still there. They're under lockdown. They're spraying the, like they're under proper Islam. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh,. Is like for real. Yeah. Like you need a license to he had to get a license, a Christian license to drink there. Wow. Yeah. Um, how do you get liquor there? You can go buy it. There's bars.

Yeah. There's this guy. He looks, he's got like a beard and he wears a white robe and everything. And you bring him some water like it's a little speakeasy and then he gives you the wine back and that's how the Christians get drunk in Abu Dhabi It's the only way, but you got a knock and say the password. It is. I don't know if this is a goo for not What it's no it's odd it feels odd G1 I don't want to win but why the man in the, why does Jesus and have a beard, Divi? Well, look at all those paint, you know,

the white Jesus that like a lot of people, you know, see the white Jesus, the best one. Yeah, he needs to be updated. Yeah. A tribal band. Oh nice. Oh, Glee's, Joe Glee's. Yeah.

Yeah. So you can't, you can't eat on the street. You can't eat, and while the sun is up. So during Ramadan. So their cab drivers are running on insulin by the time sun, by the time sundown hits. Like they are fritzing out, driving around like lunatics. You can't drink anything where anyone can see you.

So all of the restaurants and stuff have, like Starbucks have shutters all over. And you can't eat it in the restaurant. And all the water fountains like at the gym have a changing thing around them. So you have to go behind those rules. How does that, how do those rules get made up? You couldn't like crack open a fucking bottle of water

and drink it and thought it would be so bad. How does this stupid ass shit get started? The Jewish ones I get because they're all for safety. They were. Yeah, they were. Most of them. Yeah, like, kind of like your kids dick off is not super safe. Help to greatly. Yeah, when are you going to stop that? I don't know. Never coming. Me and Mrs. Off. Yeah, after Jews want to do it, what are we going to stop that? I don't know. Never coming in. Me and Mrs. Ophor. Yeah, I have to choose one. I do. What are you going to do?

But they trick everybody else into doing it too. Oh, that's the bat. Yeah, we got to stop that. That doesn't make any sense. I forget what I was talking about. Oh, yeah, the tradwife thing. Yeah. That's been driving me.

It's been really driving me crazy to see our wonderful horrors being looked down upon by women who think they're better than them. I think they have more to offer than tits writing your face for money. It's just weird the focus on that specific thing, the only fans or whatever the hell. Yeah, I'm always like, I'm like, dude, you don't go into a strip club and yell at the strippers, so what do you care? Like it's the same thing. Are you testing strip clubs. Yeah, now DeGenerate and they try to make an argument that this is worse and I'm like it's the same fucking thing guys fool themselves into thinking

They have a connection with the stripper, too. Yeah, absolutely and you know what they do like Yeah, you can fuck strippers. Yeah, they're just normal chicks. Well, they're really fucked up chicks. They're just like regular chicks. I know, yeah. But there's just as many fucked up chicks. I'm not arguing. That are working at Michaels.

Yeah. That are working on a poll. I'm frankly, I'm tired of it. I'm tired of, I don't want to call them sex workers because I think that's pejorative. But I'm tired of our naked sisters, our degenerate sisters, professional cocktails, and pleasures, getting slagged by these bitches who don't want to show, by these bitches who are getting encroached upon on their territory, and want to pretend economy of attention, who are finally getting outclassed in this modern world of tit painting

on Twitch. Who want to say their brand of emotional manipulation is somehow more pure? Exactly. Exactly. A much more clean cut financial transaction. Yeah. Yeah. That their level of abstraction that they've added to this process of long-term happiness

or whatever, whatever. They're the life insurance salesman of titillation. Oh, if you want a bond, you need a real woman. That will give you a bond forever. This is just a fleeting emotion of bond. The high I can give you will last you the rest of your life. Oh yeah, what's the return on that sheet?

What you're gonna give a check $5 a month or half your stuff at the end of it? Exactly. I'll just stick with $5 a month. I your stuff at the end of it. Exactly. I'll just stick with $5 a month. I got speaking of odd projections. I got, I'm, the guy came over to put solar on the roof. Oh yeah.

I guess they're given big money back or something. Yeah, they're rebates and stuff, right? So the world is awashin' money right now. Yeah. I thought solar wasn't trouble because oil costs nothing. Is that what's going on? Well, I mean, well, to find trouble. Well, just because what's the point of installing solar if you can get oil for negative dollars

to your house. So then they just, yeah, they increased the amount of the rebates until it works out. Okay. Well, because so the energy company, reason energy is so expensive in California is just because of the energy company. No. Like they just throttle it arbitrarily to jack up the prices. So they only have to get us, like if you go in the Midwest, there's no reason energy

should be more. This much more in California than it is in Indiana or something like that. But it's just, so all they have to do is beat the California utilities, which are so insane anyway. But this guy comes in. Well, it's like, it's called shadow pricing. Yeah, just put it just a little below, right? It's like, it's still cheaper.

This dude bro comes in to show me how much money I would save on solar. And of course, they can't just give you a figure right away like they have to walk through their hole. The sales pitch and they have to ask you for a glass of water because they know reciprocity is like a real sales tactic and you're whatever percent more likely to buy in if they do that

and this extended courtship, like all right, all right. He sits down and shows me the graph, he's like, okay, so. That's what they do on only fans too. Yeah, ask you to buy a glass of water. Yeah, or just, you know, can you believe it? All the only fans too. Yeah, I just you know. Can you believe it? All the only fans hate? It's it's just unprope, disproportionate, you know. Yeah. It's just the new pet project. And the only

reason is because it's the gamers, you know, because it's like connected to Twitch and the weird way and stuff. Yeah. So once all the gamer YouTube guys start being like, oh, there's a new drama thing we can rally everybody against. It seems like they're also jealous. Like the guys playing on Twitch are thinking that the naked girls are stealing their money kind of. It's like, I'm not like in the mood for either watching Call of Duty or seeing a chick painter tits. It's pretty much, you guys aren't competing for the same dollar.

The worst part is this guy, yeah, he's's like I'm working so hard playing Call of Duty eight hours a day And this girl isn't working nearly as hard and like dude. You just this is whatever It's not either of you or a real job either shut the fuck up. Yeah Hmm, I forget I was gonna say you were gonna talk about solar man. Oh, yeah Solar man comes in and he says, he says, okay, well here's the deal. With energy increasing as the way it does, it goes up 4% every year.

So in 30 years, you'll have paid $50,000. Oh, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be alive. Do you give this presentation to people on this street? There's like 70 year olds here. What the fuck are you talking about?

This sales routine of 30 years down the road. Oh, so it's not a 50 grand. That's like a car, man. Wow. Ah, I forget why I started talking about that. Don't you think prostitution would clean up a lot of this only fans, Malarkey? Like legalizing prostitution?

Yeah. I mean, I just wanna to legalize consensual crime, whatever people want to do with their bodies. How is that what that's called? That's what I've heard. That's what I refer to it as. Because it's still a crime. Well, it's a crime, but you're like drug dealing. As long as a drug dealer doesn't misrepresent

what are you selling? It's the same argument I make with these only fans people. They're like, they're leading guys on because the guys think they're gonna get to have sex with them. And I'm like, in anywhere in the terms and conditions as to say, if you donate X dollars, I will fuck you. They're like, well, no, and I'm like, the no crime has been committed.

No product was misrepresented. How do you think advertising, how does anybody think advertising works? Like, why is the car, why is it so polished? Why is everybody having a good time when they're drinking instead of just staring at the fucking wall or staring down at the bar thinking of all the fuck-ups They had a really smashing things. Yeah, what do you mean there? Of course they're selling you. Of course they're selling you happiness. That's how it works.

It's all part of the show. Yeah, let me turn this on. By the way, Vermin Supreme canceled. Oh, well, so we got nothing. I know, that sucks. Although I think crippled Jesus wanted to call him. Good, he should. Maybe Jiggy Bro. I'm calling him. Let me, can somebody hit up Jiggy Bro and ask if he wants to call him about his graph thing? Did he cancel as a matter of schedule? Or, like, I don't want to do your stupid show.

He said he had something, something came up. He said, when he had a permanent... He had a Supreme up too, so busy. Yeah. Maybe he's boot blue out. Yeah Gotta get my boot fixed Let's see here icebreakers and meetings make me a rage you guys doing any meetings these days No, you don't have to zoom anybody. No, my mom's doing my mom's doing book club on zoom now. Oh really? Yeah

I must say she says they they're too cheap to pay for the pro version, so they time it. So they, so they stop doing it before their hour or 45 minutes runs. But they have to put, okay, why they have to time it, she couldn't explain, but they've only got 45 minutes. I talked to the doctor on Zoom, that was kind of weird. How did that go? Sorry. I was just like, can you just refuel this medication? So what's the history of the medication? I'm like, it doesn't matter, just literally. You have to shut your own finger up your ass.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I don't know if I'm getting it. Yeah, just go a little deeper. I think you're getting there. See, oh, this was, I think you're way too young for prostate exam. Oh, that made my day.

Yeah. Dr. Strollin' you. I'm not even a real doctor. Oh, this was your way to a young for prostate exam. Oh, that made my day. Doctors, I'm not even a real doctor. Yeah, I just had to act this stream. Men should go to the mayor of Osaka in Japan says men should go grocery shopping during a pandemic because women take too long. Less exposure efficiency. They can just say whatever they want.'s the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is.

That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is.

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That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. TV and a politician just says with a flat face. Doesn't Trump do that? Yeah, and he gets shit for it all the time. He does, but is this mayor getting shit? I don't know. Oh, probably. It's funny. It's different kind of shit. A couple years ago, there was a Japanese politician who there was like a bunch of rapes happening.

And he's like, well, at least somebody's trying to get the birth rate up. Wow. Yeah, people were not happy about that. Oh, yeah. I had this to say on TreadWife2. Yeah. Who's that? Oh about that. Um, oh yeah. I had this to say on Treadwife 2. Yep. Who's that? Oh, it's Chris the Kiwi.

He wanted to call in. That would be nice. Call him a drama. What's been going on with that drama? He's turned to, he's trying to tell people to contact 80s girls school. So I wanted to talk to him briefly, but not yet. The Treadwife's, the Treadwife's are the ones

who caused prohibition. Let's not forget, while we're going around slamming all the only fans' hose and listening to women try to tell us that their version of emotional manipulation is better because it lasts longer, let's not forget that all of these hose caused prohibition. That's their they're in game. It wasn't, they're in game, the trad wife in game is not to give you a loving relationship that you can cherish,

like it's some kind of fucking Disney movie. It's to end everything that you enjoy in life because it competes with them. The Death of Our Fun. Yeah, starting with only fans, progressing through to having a night to yourself, going through video games, your fun friend, they want to get rid of that right away and ending in the elimination of alcohol. So, they just think of while you're jumping on with these titty streamers with no cleavage,

trying to simp for the tradwife, just remember where they've taken us so far, which is the Mafia. That's what the TradWife Service Potyal Board organized crime in the United States, which we have never escaped from. The beginning and the normalization of the restriction of drugs. That's the TradWife contribution to the world and nothing else. They were big in like the temperance movement, right? Yeah. Yeah. They started it. Yeah. They carried it through. They continue to this day

trying their evil machinations to lure men away from away from honest to goodness away from honest vices. Well, you know what? Like like mad. We've talked about mad, right? Mothers against drunk driving. Yeah, you know,, like, like mad, we've talked about mad, right? I'm out of this against drunk driving. Yeah, you know, like the founder, the founder bailed out like a few years into it. She's like, I don't,

I just don't want people to drink and drive. She's like, you got hijacked and it became like a complete banning of alcohol. Yeah. She's like, I just don't want people to drink it. She's like, I don't want a ban alcohol. She's like, I don't want to take your kids. I'm out of there.

Here's another fun one, another stats for you that I encountered online. It goes thusly. If you meet a liberal female under 30, there is more than a 50% chance that she will have been diagnosed with a mental health disorder. This is a chart.

I don't know, maybe this is interesting for people or helpful for them. Anytime I've been mental disorders, I'm in. Yeah, this was the survey. Has a doctor or other healthcare provider ever told you that you have a mental health condition, percent yes. Very liberal. Mm-hmm.

Non-whites are 20%, white is 40%, and then as you go from very liberal to very conservative, the minorities stay the same. Yeah, pretty much. Like 19, 15, 14, 13, 15, 38 and 26 are pretty big numbers. Yeah, but the white goes from 40%, 38%, 40% down to 15%. So more than than double so white white is this women?

I guess is it both? I think it's both, yeah. Oh, I didn't even see that. This might just be women. Let me click on the study. So if you're will say, yeah, I was the pros white, yeah, he just says white liberals. White liberals.

What? No, it's not to have a mental health condition. It's to report having been diagnosed with a mental health condition. Right. So it's possible that conservatives don't go to mental health providers as much or don't ask their doctor to look into that sort of thing.

I mean, you definitely grow up in different ways. Right. What do I think of conservatives? I don't think of like, I need to see if I have depression and anxiety. Okay. I'm going to pull myself up on my bootstrap. So, give me the liquor. So that's, and me the bottle.

So does that mean that there is a stigma on it or not? Because it sounds like you're arguing that conservatives are just as bad as liberals. I would say that they probably have mental health issues. Oh, you think so? Yeah, they might not get them diagnosed as much. Okay. Go take, get a diagnosis. You don't think that it maybe drives

some of their political ideology. What, mental illness? Yeah, mental illness. I think mental illness drives all political ideology at this point. All right, here's another one I saw. Speaking of mental illness, dear liberal snowflake dudes with big cocks in my area.

This is a woman, liberal woman, I guess. Start taking your vitamins, hydrating, and doing endurance training. After the lockdown ends, I plan on sucking and fucking you until you collapse. Nice. Here's a picture of what, it's an insult who are the snowflake white dudes

against things like racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, and letting people die because businesses make money is more important than people's lives. They are my people. So if you're a liberal snowflake guy, you better start getting ready. Yeah, suck your dick. If you want to treat you to suck your dick, this is what she looks like, by the way. Oh, why?

Not great. Get ready. No, that's what you're doing. Get ready for that. Get ready. No, that's right. Get ready for that. Load your tranquilizer guns. Okay, here is.

I wanted to bring this in last week, but I didn't get a chance to. Here is the, did you read the Harvard home school thing? Sean, or maybe? No, I didn't. Pretty shocking. Yeah. So they're making a, they're lobbying for, to keep them Sean, no, I didn't. Pretty shocking. Yeah. So they're making a, they're lobbying for, to keep them very rich.

They're lobbying for some reason, for some fucking reason, that I cannot understand other than just bold, bald faced desire to control children. I mean, maybe they want to make homeschooling preemptively illegal is what I get from this or at least, that's their, that's their wish. Yeah. They'll settle for just continuing to stigmatize it for no reason. The risk of homeschooling. So when, when you say they want to make it completely illegal. Yeah. Yeah. That's one of their recommendations. Fun Harvard. Is it? Yeah. There's some terrible ass teachers, you know, in the public schools,

like our... Yeah, they're rapists. They're rape children. Our school system, our school system, they're rape. Right. Our school system ain't great. And I have no doubt that a lot of kids

would benefit from homeschooling. And then I think that some of them would just get nothing. Like I mean nothing. Having do they get something, do you think those kids would get something from school? I would guess, well, they'd be fucking probably made to do things. They'd have some kind of structure,

some kind of, you know, what I mean, like it's, they'd have something, but it's like, it's whether it's overall better or worse, I don't know, I know kids who are homeschooled, some were totally fine, smart. You know, like a lot of kids were really, really smart. And then like some were just complete misfits. But I've seen it both ways.

I've seen a lot of misfits come out of public school as well. Well, yeah. All the homeschool kids I ever met were like goobers, but they were smart goobers. Are you saying homeschooled? She says. Well, I think once they get out of the Home School environment and start participating more around other people they figure it out pretty quick well I think there's also a misconception that home schooling is like you sitting at home with parents

yeah yeah when it's really like a collectivized communal school like they'll all pull resources and hire a teacher and bring to school or church usually. I think that's what Nick Rokita does. I think, I don't know, I've never asked him specifically. I'm schooled kids now account for roughly three to four percent of school-aged children in the US, a number equivalent to those attending charter schools and larger than the number currently in parochial schools.

Elizabeth Bartlett, Wassar Steen, public interest professor of law and faculty director at the Law School's Child Advocacy Program sees risks for children and society in homeschooling and recommends a presumptive ban on the practice. I can't even wrap my mind around this person, like ultimate Karen. This is the boss of Karen. Nothing, no, again, no. Prison of preemptive ban.

I mean, this is just intermediate. No intermediary steps to make sure that it's maybe, oh, we've violated all those already. That's what that says to me. Oh, you guys have finally led us to the point where you're ready to ban it. I always come back to the, I would think there'd be,

I would think there'd be some people with some counter points to that. Well, they all sound like, look at the constitution. I know that that's not a good enough argument for a lot of people. Like, look, why don't you guys stop playing Sims with society and just worry about the shit that you see every day instead of like,

instead of trying to imagine this grand vision of society that you think you can twist dials and get a better effect. Every dial you twist, you're killing people. That sounds completely out of touch. It's not real. Yeah, it's unrealistic. It's not a, you know,

recognize a position that was weird. That you have to send your kid to school, you know me too I always thought that was like shouldn't you constitutionally? It's your fucking kid. Yeah, I'm gonna raise them to be dumb as a rocks It's your right. It's your right. I mean I gotta educate your kid. I like I like people to be educated I don't want to deal with I don't know how you can But it's cool. Do you think and do you think it actually educate kids or would they just pick up whatever like like here's Here's my problem with it. There's no control to prove whether or not the kid would just naturally learn enough being exposed to their Community that they need to know within their community versus forcing them into a federalized

Institution that teaches them and that teaches them information that is either Completely worthless or unretainable. Yeah taught by women who are only there as a form of institution that teaches them, that teaches them information that is either completely worthless or unretainable taught by women who are only there as a form of welfare. Right. And don't have only fans accounts. Don't have only fans accounts. No, no, you're right. You're right.

You're right. There is no control for just raised by kind of, you know, you'll just figure it out. I mean, you know, I don't know. I would just off the top of my head, I would think that it has to teach, it teaches some kind of structure or discipline. Discipline. Like not, but look at how fat everybody is.

Yeah, well, I think they're learning discipline at all. They'll teach health very well in their school students. That's kind of, they don't. I think teaching kids math early on kind of helps the brain pathways in certain ways. I think so too. They get more logical. Yeah. I think there's some studies on that, that if you don't learn math early on kind of helps the brain pathways in certain ways make it more logical. Yeah.

Yeah. I think there's some studies on that that if you don't learn math early on, you just. So after I remember, I never bothered to look this up. I'm remembering it now. So I hope it's true. But I heard somewhere that after slavery,

the literacy rate went from like nothing to 50%. You've mentioned that before. And it's all basically. that's all homeschool. Like they didn't have, there wasn't a bunch of more house college didn't suddenly spring out. Well, you mean, you mean in the, in the black community? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The black community wants the slaves for free.

They instantly taught their kids how to read and write to a tune to the tune of 50%. Yeah, yeah, that's how committed parents are. Like, no, no, I know because most of their kids do want the best for their kids. I believe that, you know, like it's no, that's a good point. It's because it's like you got no shot in this. You're already black, right? I mean, like, I mean, I don't think they had that yet. They didn't have black self-victimization. You probably not well. Self-victimization, you know, well That's like I mean their king invented that

Yeah, yeah, I think the people who are a life of bondage identified I think we're the victims in this situation But yeah, I'm sure you bet your ass in the heart. Oh Lord I'm sure they taught their kids to read, taught them whatever they could, I'll bet. Home schooling, she says, not only violates the child's right to a meaningful education, and they're meaningful as a very- There's a fucking, very fucked, very burby edge coming from Harvard of all places.

No, is she at Harvard, this lady? She's writing in Harvard magazine. Law school's child advocacy program at Westerstein or something. Yeah, okay. I don't know who this lady? She's writing in Harvard magazine. Law School's Child Advocacy Program at Waxorstein or something. Yeah, okay. I don't know who this lady is. So the woman for Harvard is writing about this other, this public interest professor of law and faculty director of the Law School's Child Advocacy Program.

Which I have no idea what that is, but. So she's a lawyer who works in child the child advocacy program. Yeah. I'm almost afraid to look, what advocacy program. Yeah. I'm almost afraid to look into what happens at family court. Like I know divorce court enough to know that it's a giant scam, like to pop it's all the crazy from you.

That's why family court's got to be 10 times as fucked. Dude. Yeah. Parents, and when family split up, man, parents become fucking horrible people because they almost never think about the kids because they're so fucking wrapped up in their own insanity. Yeah. They use the kids as pawns that, you know, it's like,

Yeah. It's like a, it's like liar liar. Yeah. That's pretty much a documentary right there. So this, you see this, give them to me, they're mine. You see this drawing on the top. Yeah. The kids running, all the kids, all the institutionalized given to me, they're mine. You see this drawing on the top? Yeah. The kids running all the kids,

all the, all the institutionalized public school kids are running around outside. Well, look at the, yeah. And the home schooler is in a prison of books. By the way, the first version of this, isn't that good though? I mean, they're big, they're big, they're big, they're big, well, right? I mean, they're in a prison of books.

How could you not learn? Yeah. Also, aren't we supposed to stay inside anyway? All those children are getting sick. Yeah, they also only go for like two hours a day. Don't they homeschool kids or something like that? I don't know. I don't know.

These kids are running around. I actually looked it up. You can run your homeschool however you want. Yeah. All you have to do is register with the government that you have a school. And then it's like, yeah, they don't check in. And that's, you know, fun. So I guess you can do whatever you want. Yeah, they don't check in. That's, you know, huh?

So I guess you can do whatever you want with your kid. You just have to register with the state the name of a fake school. I only bring it up because this arithmetic was spelled wrong the first time I loaded this article. Oh, really? Yeah, it was. It's still the arithmetic.

Oh, let me see what else this bitch is saying. Meaningful education. Oh, yeah, home schooling, she says, not only violates children's is saying, meaningful education. Oh yeah, homeschooling, she says, not only violates children's rights to a meaningful education, and they're right to be protected from potential. They're right, a child's right to be protected from potential child abuse.

Yeah, that never happens in the home. She's saying, Oh, we're at school, yeah. She's saying that they need kids need to be taken away from parents to make sure them from possible child abuse at home by schools. Hey, look, the parents, they're going to talk you into quote unquote falling down the stairs a lot and they're going to hit you whenever you're not at school. I've talked about my pedophile principal in the show at least once, right? Yeah.

Globe-trodden. How many people did he save? How many kids did he save? How many kids did he save? There's a website that tracks his movements and how many kids he's didled over the years. Yeah. How many?

At least it does, and he says, it's pretty good. And his kid went crazy because he was probably abusing his kid and his kid became a murderer and is in jail now. Oh, wow. You have such an interesting town and is in jail now. Oh, no. Yeah. You have such an interesting town. Yeah, no, it's awful. Wait, where are you from?

Amherst, Massachusetts. That's right. It's like, anytime you hear those weird, liberal stories, like, did you hear about a Hampshire college refused to fly the American flag anymore? And that was a big thing. Yeah. On like Veterans Day so much of Veterans protested. And I'm always like, oh, yeah, I grew up there.

It's a hell. Just put that there. They like that. It's put the fucking logo. It's just, it's the epicenter of like, if you, it's, it's a lot of like professors, because you know what it is? There's so many colleges in that town.

You have Amherst College, UMass, and the local's go to them. Mount Holyoke. So it's all university professors are like, you know, on the town councils and running the know. Yeah. So it's all university professors are like, you know, on the town councils and running the stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

So they got these super idealistic, super idealistic, remote from society ideas that are, yeah. Right. Yeah, that's fucking weird. Yeah, that's a, that's a, uh, nobody being in the real world for any length of time is a bad way to run things. Nothing gets done. Uh, I'm sure.

We have to protect and they're right to be protected from potential child abuse, but may keep them from contributing positively to a democratic society. I don't even understand that. Yeah, what is that? Isn't all aren't all contributions to a democratic society necessarily positive or is there either, they're either all positive or there's no such thing. I just don't understand why it would be more negative of a contribution if you're homeschooled. Yeah.

And let your homeschool is one of those crazy militias that are telling you to kill the government, but that's democratic. That's part of democracy as well. That's part of democracy as well. I'm 100% sure that they were hoping for a second revolution when they wrote the document. We have essentially unregulated regime in the area of homeschooling. Kind of loaded words. It is.

What a fucking bitch. All 50 states have laws that make education compulsory in state constitutions and share right to education. But if you look at the legal regime covering homeschooling, there are very few requirements that parents do anything. I don't know how much of this is interesting. I just, I found it, well, brazen. No, I'm with suggest the preemptive banning of, especially, because you've, everybody's gotta see right now

with all the kids at home, that they're not learning shit. That school has nothing to do with education and everything to do with keeping both parents working. Well, I mean, you would see this, I mean, being that 80s girls a teacher, right? I mean, I remember school. No, but I'm talking about school. Well, I mean, but like she's teaching from home,

I mean, you can kind of get a sense. I doubt you're not drinking a dead day. I lock it, I have six doors in between me and the home. I mean, you can kind of get a sense. I doubt you're drinking a death day. I lock it. I have six doors in between me and home. Maybe you don't see it in her. I have nothing. I have no experience in what she does. I don't know how efficient it is, but like,

and I know from my nephew's stuff. Yeah. I mean, they're just home. They can easily be getting the same. Given the water drawing, the job. Yeah, that's the, all I'm saying is, if you're sitting in front of a computer, getting getting lectured to for two hours a day, what is the point of all of the rest of it?

If that number, it was only 3% we're homeschooling. If that number does, if that 3% doesn't jump up to, I don't know, 50% when all of this is done, it's gonna be so disappointing. I get the problem. His parents don't have the time, you know? I think that's the biggest problem for homeschooling and so I don't know, I don't have time to teach a kid math. Well, the way that it's the way that it's currently set up with my parents working.

By my video. Yeah, by a video. Go watch your math tape, Mickey. Teachers gotta open up only fans. They can talk to them directly, paint their tits and teach math at the same time. Children should grow up exposed to democratic values, ideas about non-discrimination

and tolerance of other people's viewpoints. So it's this, it's losing, like it is, this woman's idea, her working knowledge is that unless kids are instructed to constantly, that they need to do things like non-discriminate, that they need to tolerate and be non-discriminatory, the second, the control over their minds is loosened, they will instantly go back to being intolerant

and discriminatory, which is probably true, but to see it stated so plainly, like this is, we need to have a preemptive ban on parents teaching their kids how to think because it undermines our tolerance initiatives, is fucking sickening, to see that they're even aware of it, but they've internalized it as a good thing. I guess that's my problem.

That's what makes me a rage about it deep down. Now, what do you think about what you're saying about there should be better checks on homeschooling, like the parents should have to submit their curriculum or issue certain tests or whatever? I don't think any of these morons should have anything to do with how people are raising their kids.

Right. Well, it's American, we'll free them. Yeah. Just do it. The one, if you want your kid to work in a coal mine, he's going to work in that goddamn coal mine. Yeah. Or, you know what, parents, if you want whatever you want your kid to do, they're not going

to do. You want them to work in a coal mine, they're going to move to Hollywood and become an actor. They're going to get a sex change and join a boy band. That's what's going to happen. The people, not if they get the black lung. The people who care most about kids are the parents, de facto, even if they're abusing the shit out of them, they're going to care more about some fucking cop that gets sent over to protect them. I trust the parents over anybody. I'll put it that way.

Most of the time, yeah. Yeah. No, I, some parents talk. Of course, but I do, I do believe they overwhelmingly parents want what's best for their kids. Yeah. I don't have to talk of course but i i do i do uh... believe they overwhelmingly parents want what's best for their kids yeah uh... i don't think getting involved is going to make it any better as she goes on and on i think uh... i think an overwhelming majority of legislators and if they looked at this situation would conclude that something ought to be done why i disagree all right

i don't know i'm with you on that. Wild. Wild stuff in the world of hot-done. Yeah. You weren't here for the puddle of mud video, were you? No, was there some mud? Were we down with the mud? No, it was just, have you seen that video?

Is there a new one? No. Well, it's just that one. Then covering Nirvana's about a girl. All right. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let me read some of these comments. Makes me crack up every time I think about it.

I don't see if it did you browse in there. Uh-huh. What's a Kiwi doing? Oh, he was going to, I told him to call in so I could apologize to him, but I'll have him call. What'd you do? I blocked him. Again?

Yeah. I'll tell you. We just had a nice discussion last week. I know! I know, and then he turned into an asshole. Well, I want to work it out with him. I told him not to, you know, with the hooker or whatever, he's trying to make into a housewife. Just see if I'm trying to encourage him to just like slow his

roll, just sit and think about things. Just let it, you know, see if you're still, see if you're still think the same way the next day. Don't just talk about tit-slashing and, you know, whatever. I mean, I'm talking about tit-slashing. That's what he does, he goes fucking crazy.

He goes, he has a very upset that I blocked him. I'm sure. He's been going on a real tear. Paul Denters says, hey, to ask, but I've got a sizable amount in Bitcoin. Whoa, at least what I a sizable amount in Bitcoin. Whoa, at least what I consider sizable, don't you don't broadcast that shit, man.

Was just wondering what your thoughts are. Keep it long term or wait for a spike sell. I honestly have no idea how high it can go. What do you think about Bitcoin investing, Vito? What should this guy do? Paul, I think at this point, I don't think people are looking to open up Bitcoin accepting establishments in the near future.

You don't think cash gonna be king for a while? This last time you used cash. I haven't been to an ATM today. It was the first day in a million years. You used credit card, right? No, I used actual cash because my wallet's over there. No, but normally, normally I use credit card. Yeah, that's the average person to debit but normally. Normally, I use credit card. Yes, that's every percent of the time.

Yeah. But it's tied to cash. Um, is it? Well, it's, if it's a debit card, I don't know. I don't know, man. Oh, yeah, good just amount is moved. I mean, the number is... Bitcoin's about debit cards.

It comes right out of your account. No, I use credit. Well, okay, no. But I have it tied up so it gets paid immediately. So it's basically a debit card. Yeah. Well, I would just say, I mean, Bitcoin's an investment, right? I think there's just more exciting investments to make right now

with this stock market going nuts. Oh, what do you recommend doing? Wait for it to crash again and then buy Roku and buy Roku streamer streaming stuff. Okay. I think by Amazon. I think we're I think we're do for another. People are not realizing like all this talk about oh it's gonna be reopened and like yeah in two months and I'm like no, everything's going back down. Do you know how hard it is to get women to go out? And like, I have not heard, I have heard maybe one or two women

complain about the lockdown. But otherwise, they've got an excuse to stay home, an excuse to post Instagram stories of themselves on hikes and excuse to be on the phone all fucking night and excuse to never look presentable and pup like, this is their, this their, this new normal. There's a woman's dream. I have not heard them.

I've not heard even one complain about the lockdown since it started. And I think after the starts, it will be like pulling teeth to get them to leave their homes after this. Good fucking luck. I think the guys are the same though. We're just playing video games,

sitting in our boxer shorts. I'm happy. Me too. Yeah, well, sitting in our box or shorts. I'm happy. You think me too. Yeah, well, I'm a happy two. I'm a good idea. No, I'm going insane too. Yeah. So I come over here and I just get fucking amped up.

How can you be going insane to you? Have Final Fantasy VII Remake? I've been doing nothing. I had to put a limit on it. Oh really? Just played 24 hours a day. It's pretty good. Yeah.

It's a great game. I'm so pissed that they split it up. They had to. It would not it would be financially stupid for them not to. They would lose money. That's true. I was talking to somebody about it. He said, like, oh, I like the way they've really fleshed it out more because now I cared about Jesse and Biggs. Right. Guys, like, I don't really why I didn't need to care about that. Some people are really into stories, aren't they? Like, with these games?

I think it's less about the story and they just like the, like, they like pretending that more is, more story is better. Like, you need a net, the first game needed a netted her. It had been trimmed down and instead of doing that, they just made it three times the size. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like it.

Changing it to Japanese made it, made it good though. Really, you weren't enjoying the voice acting, I saw. The voice was, who's, I don't even know who's doing those. The black guy, who's the size of the house. Sound deal with that. Ridiculous. He literally is doing a Mr. T impression. Yeah.

Someone told me at some point in the game, he says, quit it with all the jibba jibba. And I'm like, is that really in there? That's awful. Yeah. The main guy sounds boring, cloud. Yeah. And Tifa sounds like an old lady. So I was like, no, like a middle aged, Tifa sounds like an old white lady.

Like sounds like the one who's ending homeschooling. Is she not an old white lady? No, she's not an old one. No, she's an an old white lady. I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never found, that's probably why I like this. Tifa or Harris, which is the, the perfect old friend. Oh, it's obvious, that's obvious.

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who sells flowers and thinks that'll pay the bills? Yeah, not that. Oh, yeah, Bitcoin. Well, if it's as soon as it becomes cheaper than credit cards, people use that. I mean, would you sit on Bitcoin as an end? Because he could turn it into cash, and be done with it, and be like,

this is how much I made. I think people don't really understand the scope of printing free money. But I think if you're looking for a short term investment, if you're looking to make more, I would take a risk on the market at this point. Yeah, I don't gamble for money. Well then, sit on your Bitcoin or turn into cash.

But you think Bitcoin, I guess you's asking, Bitcoin gonna double. I don't think, oh, I think it'll be a lot more than that. I don't think people truly, I don't think people mathematically understand the consequences of printing infinite money. As soon as we are done spending our way out of this depression, which is now clocking in at $6 trillion, so I don't know how far that's going to need to go, maybe $7, $8,

$10, $12 trillion. When this is over, that's when we get to start printing money to print out student loan debts. That's when we get to start printing money. That's when we get to start saving the auto loan industry, which is going to start absolutely fucking crashing. The student loan industry, that's when we get to start bailing out all debt industries. All debt industries. I think that at some point, now that interest rates are negative, I think, did they announce that they finally announced that they're going to go negative, so they

will start stealing cash out of your savings account, basically. Now that they no longer have to separate their reserve accounts because the fractional reserve amount is Zippo. I think that we're getting into a position where either want the next crisis catastrophe or if God forbid, we have two at the same time. Right. We're finally going to get that beautiful hockey stick graft that they saw at the at the end of the German currency. I don't see a way out of it.

I don't I don't see a way out of it. But even if they manage to stretch it out, even if they manage to stretch it out into a nice, what's that, the murder horn from the Simpsons, even then there's only ever going to be 21 million bitcoins. There's, oh, that's it. There's only ever gonna be 21 million. So I just mathematically, I don't see how, I don't, I don't, they'll make it illegal. It is a resource, yeah.

They'll make it illegal. They'll start giving subsidies in the form of credits for Amazon. Like why give out UBI when you can just give Amazon tax right off for month for, for, take so they can divvy it out directly to shareholders. Why give out UBI? Just, you know where you can spend it wall martin amazon there's no more mom and pops now they were destroyed by the lock down but it's a bit of a

it's gonna send us amazon gift cards amazon amazon will be able to write that shit off why would why would the government send you a check when they can just give amazon credits so you can have a face you can have a space you can have face books crypto you can have walmart scripto amazon scripto to get shit delivered directly to your house money will go you will never see a dollar again you'll only see credit you only see corp privatized corporate credits there's still only gonna be twenty one

million bitcoins still have to have to have to people who don't work will never even touch they will never see they will never see any amount of wealth ever again for for the rest of the country as soon as as soon as we get locked into the credit system that as you know you saw the bailout the one that was rejected the fed was directly asking to be able to print my to have digital money right. Um that's what I think will happen but keep it secret because I'm a little bit more in hiding. I had to hide it.

I had to hide it. Don't tell him what you have. It's gonna be as illegal as weed soon enough. Evan says, hey, Dick, what percentage of kids do you think are masturbating during class now that it's being taught online? Probably a lot. I would be.

Yeah. Yeah. If you're alone in your bedroom and no one's got the, anything to see. He's thinking about that you got that one I mean kids are jerking it right now. You could record a loop of yourself For your webcam because they all got webcams now in class So you do a loop of yourself pipe it put it through

Like what was that movie? What where they did a web did a loop of a recording? Oh, yeah, they do that. I know? Where they did a loop of a recording. Oh, yeah, they did that in a couple different. Like a Heist movie. Oceans 11. Oceans 11, yeah, it was probably the big one. Did you ever jerk off in school? No, I didn't, did you?

At least once, yeah. Where? Just in like the bathroom. Like you hopped out a class? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not like during a class. Not in class. Not in class, no.

I should have tried it. Was it fun? It was whatever. Not in class. Not in class, no. I should have tried it. Was it fun? It was whatever. It was whatever. Grace, let's see, read this on the show if you please. Hey, Dickenshawne, I've written you before. I'm going to tell you what makes me a rage. It's nothing new.

Nurses, I'm a travel nurse that works contracts with possibilities of contract renewal. But I'm in a specialty that's not considered COVID critical in the epicenter. We still have patients with COVID that we take care of. So I started my contract before she'd hit the fan in NYC and was asked if I would consider renewing to start another contract and accept it. This past week, a travel nurse was canceled without notice.

And although it made me worry about my own contract, I didn't feel bad for her because she was a cunt. Hmm. I'm bringing out, I'm finishing out my contract and no longer signing another because the hospital is on a hiring freeze. That's too bad. Which brings me to why nurses make me rage. I don't feel like a hero or that we are heroes because if nurses weren't getting lured in with three to $4,000 a weekly to be a frontliner, I wouldn't be in this situation where I might have a long gap in between contracts. More mercenary than hero. Yeah.

I saw somebody say when you get called a hero, it means we're gonna let you die. Yeah, that's a little ego boost before you succumb to the illness. Yeah, cops are heroes. Well, it's because we need you to go fight drug lords because we made this black market. I don't want to, but you're a hero.

Yeah, I am a hero. You got to go to Afghanistan. Why? Because you're a hero. That's why. Can I get some new body armor? Oh, man, hero wouldn't say so. Yeah.

So skilled like that. Currently, there's only a handful of jobs across the country paying shit in my specialty. Shouldn't there be a lot more first responder deaths? If the virus is so deadly? It's not super deadly. Oh, it's not now. Well, not to most first responders are not.

That's not gonna happen. It's just not taking the questions. It's definitely the elderly most elderly people. You don't have a lot of elderly frontline healthcare workers. You know what I'm saying? Did you see Cuomo made nursing homes take in COVID people? What? Oh, that's a bad idea.

He said, no, no, he said specifically that they're under a legal obligation to take in nurse, they're under a legal obligation to take them in because that's what they get paid for. So they should be able to care for COVID people. And if they can't, then they should kick them out of their homes and forfeit the money. So of course the homes were like, well,

we should probably check on this. We should probably check on this story. Hold on, hold on. You're saying they have to accept new people in the system? They have to accept them back from the hospital. Okay. Well, but if they're, if they're out of the hospital,

well, I bet if back from the hospital, if they're back from the hospital, they're back from the hospital if they're back from the hospital would they wouldn't they wouldn't they keep them there until they're not sick? You'd think that's not what happened. No Nursing hall no Here is the rule and that is the regulation and then they have to comply with it and the regulation is basic common sense You can't provide adequate care. You can't have the patient and your facility. And that's your basic fiduciary obligation. I would say ethical obligation. And it's also your legal obligation. If you can't provide adequate

care, the person must be transferred. If you have COVID people, they have to be quarantined, they have to have separate staff, that's the rule. If you can't do it, we'll put them in a facility that can do it. That's the rule. Now, when the person gets transferred, then they lose a patient, they lose that revenue, I understand. But the relationship is, the contract is,

you have this resident, you get paid, you must provide adequate care. That was a little unclear. Oh, you think? Let's say, can't properly quarantine with separate staffers. It's required to move them to another facility. That can. Or ask the State Department of Health to arrange a transfer.

Yeah. It sounds like he's saying that if you can't, you have to get rid of them, but you're gonna lose money if you do that. And you're not allowed, when they asked to put them on that boat, they said no. Yeah, I don't know what to do what that boat is. Uh, to bet that train didn't hit it because we could have found out what it was inside. I don't know, boy. That dude, I had all the red eyes. Let's talk to Kiwi. Oh, yes, please.

It's okay, Colin. Okay, we're ready. And then on to talk to Dizzy Bro and read some of these. Okay, we're ready. Cuomo, I always see as like Al Pacino. Yeah, you just gotta have that look. A little bit. I mean, just the,

did that sound like absolutely under no circumstances? Are we putting COVID people back in their nursing homes? Did that sound like that sound like absolutely under no circumstances? Are we putting COVID people in nursing, in back in their nursing homes? Did that sound like that? No. Because I can't go to bars because that's, that's the case, right? Well, there are care facilities though. Shouldn't they be able to handle something like that? No one in the US or in the world is able to handle this.

Of course, we've been told. Of course. Yeah, well, all right. I can't go to a bar because the world can't handle this. And he's always, yeah, it's always, it's always, I have to care. I have to care about it. Chris, are you there?

Hold on, hold on. What the, did it, did it? I have to care, because it affects me. I did. Yeah, hey, Chris, what's that? Hey, I'm not good. I'm not good. Hey, why are you on Twitter telling people

to call my girlfriend's school? Hmm, Twitter. Yeah, why are you on Twitter? Hey, you fat retarded fuck. Why are you on Twitter telling people to call my girlfriend's school? Or write to them? Hopefully you see.

Is this a full of jay? Hey, retard, listen to me. Why are you on Twitter telling people to call my girlfriend school and write to her school? I kept this one under his head. Why? Why? Oh, man.

I thought that was a pretty good apology. Scared her mom. What did you think? So that's what he did. Yeah. God damn, why would he do that? I mean, I thought that was a pretty good apology. He's carrying them on. What did you think? So that's what he did. Yeah. God damn, why would he do that? I mean, I know why, because he's fucking insane. Oh, again, let's see.

Oh, Ron, what did you fat sell? What did you say he was about to apologize? What did you black him for? I told him I was gonna apologize to call in today. Oh yeah, that's it. Cause he sent me this email that said he has friends and he's gonna be seeing me soon. Oh yeah, here.

I don't think he's picking up. Chris, answer your phone. Oh yeah, he said I'll be seeing you around. I have friends who have friends who have friends. So he's the mafia. This is the autistic mafia. So he's aware of social circles. I said call him to the show I wanna apologize.

I'll try and be like, people have friends who have friends who have friends that's not unique. Those people might even know other people. As a column of the show, I wanna apologize. I'll try and be like, People have friends, they have friends who have friends, that's not unique. No. No. Those people might even know other people. Well, let's maybe he'll pick up now. I don't think so. Come on, Chris.

I think your apology was too fervent. Oh, Doc, Doc, where are you? He's here. Let's talk to Digi Bro and then we'll talk to Doc. Yeah, I'd like to talk to you. Hey, Digi Bro, you here? Yo, what is going on? What's up, man?

How you doing? I was fucking mad and it's also I'm still hearing that you doing? I was fucking madness also. I'm still hearing that I got to go and I'm giving them one more chance to pick up his phone. I do want to apologize. I don't be here if it happens You're really scared of my I guess I did hear a god My apologies always start with listen you fat retarding fuck All right, did you browse, you did this video. Yeah, that you called your magnum opus. Yeah, do you still feel that way?

I mean, not that video in particular, but I would say this project as a whole is a continual building of all the shit that I've been thinking about forever. It was a really cool video. I'm gonna explain it briefly to Sean. I watched it twice. Me and A.D.'s girl watched it in a really intriguing video. Did you, bro, is like, he knows as much about anime

as you know about rock music or classic rock, Sean. So an incredible amount, or maybe animals. I don't know which one. But he said, you threw out all that Myers-Briggs shit, right? Did you, bro? and you made your own personality? Is this, did you make this or did you just plot it? I created this. I would describe it as, it's not a personality chart,

but a neuro typing chart, basically categorizing the way is that people think. Yeah, it's like horoscopes for men, so it's actually valuable. Yeah. So the team is, this game is a result of just studying autism obsessively for years by way of participating in autism for years and trying to figure out, like, decode autism basically.

Like what is it? And I had this idea before of the spectrum that basically there were these different levels of autism based on how distant you get from thinking like other people. Are you autistic? Are you autistic? I mean, I've never been diagnosed with anything like that. So I would say that no, I don't think I would be diagnosed with autism. But part of the purpose of this chart is kind of to redefine the way we think about autism

and different stuff like that, because of the fact that it can manifest in a lot of different ways. Like as somebody who hangs out with lots of different autistic people, they're all different kinds of autistic if you know what I mean. So with this chart, I'm trying to kind of get closer to an understanding of what different types of things are autism, or also dyslexia. Because something that came up as I was researching autism was this idea that people with autism had shorter, neuro pathways or something, and that people with dyslexia had longer ones.

This is just a thing I heard that didn't make any sense in particular. But the idea that it was positing was that autistic people tend to focus on details, dyslexia people tend to focus on the big picture. And I thought, well, okay, let's break it down and think of it as everybody's on a spectrum of either being more of a big picture thinker or more of a detail thinker, as well as being either somebody who thinks in a very linear train of thought, like, you know, just you're always experiencing yourself in the current moment, not really thinking about other shit at the same time or having like a bunch of stuff going on in your head.

Whereas there's other people who are more lateral, who have more of a mind cloud as we'll put it. By the way, these graphs are pinned in the discord. I'm trying to find the graph you did of everybody on the Dix show. This is, I know that's people interested. It's pinned up. Yeah, I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding.

I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to be understanding. I'm going to summarize it very briefly. You've got two axes. Oh, you've pinned it in the discord. Yeah, which channel? The general general channel. It's pinned. Yes, it's pinned by Riley. Okay, there it is. I got it. I got it. I got

it. All right, open original. Hey, I'm on there. And there's also a clean chart in there. Pinned as well. If you want to be able to read it. I'm telling Chris the Kiwi, I'll apologize if he calls in right now. I'll apologize if you call in right now. Oh yeah, somebody said I have to place Kiwi on the chart because he's not on there. And I'm thinking I'm leaning towards like pure instinct because that seems to be what he operates on. That's probably correct. And initially I was unsure because a lot of what we consider autism tends to be people

who are very lateral thinkers who I think that the more you sort of sit in a mind cloud as opposed to experiencing the current moment, the harder it is for you to relate to other people and the more complicated your worldview and sense of self becomes, it's the more disassociated you become for yourself. Because you spend a lot of time kind of not living in the moment, living as a meta version of yourself. Somebody who sees themselves in terms of arcs,

like in terms of where you were at different points as opposed to like literally that moment. So I think that how do you know how do you talk like this? Like why do you have all this information at your disposal? You got a tis tick. You got a school thing. I think if I've been getting paid for six years to do nothing but think and make videos

about my thoughts. So, you know, so what am I looking at when I see that dick is more lateral? Okay, wait, I mean, this is, here's the axis, familiar, just listening. It's the Y axis, the up down goes lateral to linear. So if you think in lateral ways, that's the mind cloud that you're talking about, did you bro? You're at the top and then at the very end, other end of the spectrum is thinking linearly, which is like, what would be an example

of linear thinking? If you are somebody who like, let's say you're watching a movie and if anybody says anything, you immediately have to tell them to shush because you cannot concentrate on the movie and real life at the same time. Oh, okay. All right. And then for the X-axis, you've got lexical on the far left and impressionist on the far right. Explain those.

Yeah, explain those two. So this is the harder one to explain. And I hope that Sean will be able to help me because I think you're a very impressionistic thinker. Huh. I'm not quite sure I understand. So the way that I understand Chris has me, Chris says you big pussy blocking me. That's what he said.

I'm not Chris. I'm not the pussy. I'm not the one who chickened out of the call. Just call in. I'm not the pussy. You chickened out of the call. Everyone is laughing at you. Call in. Call in if you want to defend yourself. Yeah, he's just been sniping dick for the last five minutes. Okay, did you bro, please continue lexical and rational so so all right Let's think about the way that that that animals I actually do We have did you bro. Can you hear did you bro?

Hello, can you hear did you bro Chris Chris? Chris you can't hear him. Okay, you just kind of talk to us then. How come you, was there some kind of technical problem? Your phone cut out. Now I just hugged up because I thought it was an apology. Did you get scared? That was, I was apologizing, but you ran away because you got scared. Someone hijacked your keyboard.

I don't like a fine apology to me. So what's up? I want to know why you got scared and ran off. What happened? I don't know, because I thought you were going to abuse me. Abuse you? Like a little girl? And you needed to run away from the mean words like that?

You're the pussy, you're the one you'd block being on Twitter. Well, yeah, I've always blocked people who use anyone's real name because I don't want that I don't want that Information to seem like it suggests casual to throw around Surely you know that you don't understand that how am I playing dumb I blocked you on purpose I Plucked you on purpose doing that. How's that dumb? You're just being a second ISO. How's that dumb then am I dumb or an asshole? How's it dumb? Because you're dumb you pathetic. I'm pathetic. Peach saliva made you cry on a stream. I have never cried on a stream. How am I pathetic?

Did you cry because peach saliva made fun of you? Do you like millions of people's Did you cry because peach saliva made fun of you did peach saliva make you cry Did you make millions of it? Did peach make you cry? Did you make people suffer out of making your millions? That's what I want to know what you mean It's not made millions. I've only made one million dollars Well 20 million you make people suffer out of $20 million.

I got the $20 million figure from the lawsuit. That's how much I was sued for. You make your millions out of making people miserable. That's how you make your money. He's got you there. What's wrong with that? Everything is totally wrong. Oh yeah.

So is that why you posted my girlfriend's information and told people to email her school? It should like that, yeah. You know, you know exactly why I did it. I didn't have to tell you. I explained it to me. Explain it to me. I didn't do it.

I'm asking you to. I'm asking you to before you start crying again. I don't have to. Explain it. Why did you do it? Because you got blocked? You got so upset that you got blocked you started immediately trying to fuck with other people. Is that it? Hey, what's your court case for you're what's your court case for what's your fucking court case for? What's your court case for Chris? a dumbass what's your court case for Chris you dumb mother fucker yours your court case for you stuttering prick what's in form this is my apology i'm i'm sorry i'm sorry that you're so weak you immediately after resort to trying to hurt other people because you get you can't get

attention how's that for an apology go and go a wake off christie you're the one who's so all get back here you fucking bitch get back here i don't think he's coming back back here actually yes he probably he's a bit too Chris

i'll let him call in again okay did, did you, bro, I'm sorry. I interrupt you. He wants to apologize. Yeah, I'll tell him that. He wants to apologize. Peach wants to... You really hit him with like the soulburn there at the end. He's like summarized his whole fucking problem in one go there.

Anyway, so, yeah, impressionism, so the way that animals think is through instinct, right? They don't literally have words in their brain. They understand things through, you know, the perceptions they've picked up over time. And they don't have to like logically think through things in order to act. They act based on what they think they know.

And obviously the development of logic and our ability to be more lexical has allowed us to build civilization. However, if you are somebody who only ever thinks of things in terms of the rules, in terms of knowledge that already exists, then that definitely is having no imagination, not being able to take risks, not being able to make decisions in the heat of the moment. And so, I think that as we grow up, I think basically each of us has a brain schema we're born with that's already somewhere on this chart. But through development and through not only changing the way that you think,

but also just imitating the way that other people think or trying to put yourself into mindsets different from your own. You know, you can change the way that, kind of damn it's fucking... Oh, you're fine. Well, you've got... Let me overwear drawer. Anyway, yeah, like, so the, I think that as you develop you'll start to change a little bit and go in different directions or at least learn how to like imitate those ways of thinking. But I think that, so a new way that I've kind of evolved this map to help people to place

themselves on it is, I'll put this in the discord, the heat map. So basically the idea of this heat map is that you could put like a green circle around the area where you kind of sometimes feel like you're in that mindset in certain situations. But then you would have like going down to like the smallest, reddest point in the middle is like this is how I feel most of the time. You know, and that would be your neurotype. Does you think this is more interesting than that Myers-Briggs shit?

Like I took that Myers-Briggs thing and it just felt like, it felt like a, a horoscope to me. Like I read the other ones and I'm like, yeah, I guess I also say, if you take it on different days, you get completely different Myers-Briggs doors. And that's the problem with the other. It's, I know it's bullshit. I think the problem with the Myers-Briggs test is that it comes from it at a prescriptive instead of descriptive angle where it tells you like, okay, based on the way that you act,

here's who you are, but like you can change the way you act and you know, you might not be thinking about all the different situations that you engage in and stuff when you take that test. So like, you know, I've taken it and had mine change over time. And both definitions when I read them were close enough that I was like, well, either of these could have described me just as easily. With this thing that I've built here, it's less about trying to say, oh, I think this and therefore I am this person.

It's more about how do I generally approach things? And, you know, I think it's interesting. Okay, so you've, I've got the one pulled up where it's everybody on there and just so people at home can follow along. Guys, like Hampshire you got on here. At the top left, which is very lexical and very lateral. So he, that calculator. So the lexical and very lateral. So he's that calculator.

So the lexicality means he's like very literal. Like he thinks in words. Very literal, very particular about the word choices, where if you say something inaccurate about what he's doing, he feels the need to correct you because he needs you to understand it exactly the way he understands it. And I am much closer to that side. I am very literal, but I also, I understand that I am that way. And so I make it a joke where when people are sarcastic,

I just kind of agree with the sarcasm. I just kind of roll into it. And it can confuse people because they're like, oh, I was being sarcastic. I know. Or I take it for granted that everything is sarcastic because I just don't understand. So I think that's the more human calculator way of thinking is like you want things to be precisely defined. And then you've, okay, so you've got Hampshire, he's very, he's very lateral, but then Sargon, you have very lexical and very linear. Yes, so that would be my middle,

well originally I called him middle managers, somebody who was one, wrote an impassioned argument to change the name to bookkeepers. These are people who, like because of the lack of lateral thought, they're kind of like traps in what they know in the moment and like what they've already thought about. Like Sorgon can't debate at all. He is. And he also miserably awful. I mean, when he said that Jim, when he said

that Mr. Medi-Ker was a groomer, like, he seemed to say that with a straight face, like, it was going to trick people. Like, what are you talking about? Child grooming, man, what are you talking about? So he's not sugar-grooming. And can't like think on his feet. He can't extrapolate new ideas. Yeah, he has typical things like imagining that things are different than his preconceived notion of what it was going to be when he went into it. You know, so it's like, like, if he starts arguing in SJW, he already thinks he knows their platform and like, he's

just so unwilling to listen that he looks like he'll fucking moron with people. And he just doesn't listen. If they bring up his information, he didn't have, he literally cannot process it. Chris, the key, he says, I make my millions out of other people's suffering. And that's totally wrong. Goodbye. I hope you, I hope your girlfriend dies along with you. That's how much I dislike you both in a car crash or whatever. It will be too good for you. I have reported another girl.

So discuss that on your show. Call in, pussy. Yeah. When he said, I hope you're going to car crash and that pops up in the little sky bubble. I'm sorry, did you broke it as you're talking? I'm like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. He won't call any too much of a bitch to call everyone is saying. Everyone is saying.

I'm telling a diet of car crash. Everyone is saying you are too afraid to call in. We want to hear him, you know, contemplate how else you guys might die that would be entertaining. You have the balls to tell him that he's going to die in a fucking car crash. Just tell it to him. Yeah. And you'll get what's coming to you from you.

I'm going to say from you. Okay. So then you've got Sam Hyde, who's extremely impressionist and extremely lateral. Yeah. So, so, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, I consider Sean in this category is hating the words that come out of their own mouths. It's the feeling that you've deleted a whole problem because you hate the words going out of your mouth. Hypercritical, that kind of stuff. Like you know that specifically.

Go ahead, did you, bro? It's that it's, I guess I would put it that you understand something, but you don't know how to put it into a satisfying set of words that will convey the idea. Whereas you do understand it, you get it. You know what you're trying to say. You just can't say it. That's why I'm always... That's why I'm always interested in it. If I can write something down, if I have a minute, I can articulate much better in... Because I also do try to use that thought you were so dissatisfied with it. I've been watching Trump on TV.

Trump here is. Trump is a, I put him into the pure instinct category as, although I might, he might be more of an impressionist because he's a little lateral, but it's, it's really that he reacts to the way he feels about the statements he hears. Yeah. but it's really that he reacts to the way he feels about the statements he hears, and he puts that feeling back out. And it confuses the shit out of like, like, the lexical people who literally look at him

as like, he is retarded, like, he can't speak. And it's like, it's not that he can't speak. Like, communicating with some of the men. He's only addressing the emotions. He is not addressing the logic at all because he doesn't care about the logic. And there's this amazing Trump quote, where he said,

I realized it was deep to be shallow, it was a very deep experience for me. Like that he didn't have to justify himself for his decisions to be good, basically. So he's like, he's like, that sounds right. I'll just do what I know is the decisions. And I'll, if there is a justification, I'll find it later. That's the decisions and I'll, you know, if there is a justification, I'll find it later, you know.

That's, I think I said, remember way back when we did that debate with Asisterios about before the election and we asked each other, what would they hate most? My thing was, he probably hates explaining himself to people more than anything. Trump. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean, Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean though, like, I mean, I'm okay at articulating things,

but it's not always the most graceful, the words don't, the exact, because I like precise words, and like I'll search for them. And you practice as well. Yeah, but you're absolutely right. I am much more satisfied if I can put down just a logical, yeah.

But you also, like you deleted your problem on the old show because it was the act of having to explain shit in words, it was so painful. Because you know there was the hypercredit, it's the hypercredit, yeah, it's the perfectionism. Yeah, I think that people, when you're more like six, go ahead. Oh, I was gonna say, sorry, I was gonna say,

when you're raised by perfectionists, you take that on and then you become a harsher critic than they ever could be. Cause they do it to themselves. Maybe. Yeah, no, it's kind of how it works. All right, did you bro, what are you gonna say? Yeah, I'll tell you that like for me personally,

all the videos I've made about this, people have pointed out there's a slant that I'm like very pro-impressionism and kind of anti-lexical thought. And the reason being that I think that there is so much more that we have not codified in like scientific knowledge than there is stuff that we have, that to like limit yourself to what is understood or what you already can explain is just retarded. Like, you literally can't make decisions that way that are going to be meaningful. There's this push for, and they call it science.

There's this push for being, I think, in your terms for being hyper-lexical and that's necessarily better than impressionistic. But really, like Destiny is, the whole argument I had with Destiny was in terms of this graph, electrical versus impressionistic way of interpreting what people are saying. Just because you're gonna tell you, this is a generational disconnect thing because I think that millennials just worship lexical thinking. Yeah. Our generation grew up with like sciences the way. Only trust the numbers,

only trust the statistics. And it's like, but the statistics tell so little of the story. Yeah. And they can you they can be used to completely skew and change the story. Sure they can. Everybody who's sharing statistics with you has a cause to do that. Yeah. So like trusting statistics is is in my opinion, just not a good eye. Like you need to know the statistics that exist, but like you also need to be looking at it like one of the other possibilities. What can be, like because the opposite of what you think is true.

Right, it's what you're overlooking. Yeah, maybe liberals don't have mental illness. I think impressionists understand this better. Sorry. I think impressionists understand this better because of the fact that they don't try to hold on. Here's what makes me laugh about that stuff, right? It's because it says liberals have more mental illness, but the liberal response is, well,

conservatives do too, they're just not getting checked out. It's like, wait a minute. I thought it wasn't a stigma, but now you guys are taking the argument of, it is bad, but conservatives are just as bad. Also, it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad to have a minute and all this. Go ahead, did you, bro, I'm sorry.

I do agree with you about that. I don't see the trees. I didn't know what the hell you were talking about. But yeah, I think that people who don't try to necessarily put everything they have into words, I think they have a tendency to get frustrated and see themselves as like, dumber because of the fact that they can't explain things. Whereas to me, it's like your ability to understand nuance and to understand what people are saying even when they're not precise with their words

is like a superpower to me, you know, because I suck at that. I, I have, I need you to explain further. I need more words. I need more precise words. And like, it's, it's, especially interesting to me, listening to you guys talk because Dick, I put you basically like right in the center between lexical and impressionistic, just a little bit more lexical side. Yeah, I saw that. I'm a bit close to the center though. I think it was a little bit cooler. That's good or bad. Okay, let me go let me go through some of the things

right in the middle. No, it's. I can't really see if I'm I see this is very interesting. Pugetios is right next to you. This is a little more electrical. Not as balanced as me. I love that you said Spagetios. I'm so on a TV though. that is the case. Like being in the middle is being balanced.

All the people who are in the middle of the graph are the most reasonable, like, you're talking about junk is the most reasonable though. No, no, no, no, this is completely, that's completely bunk. You know, I don't believe in this. I put it there, that, that, that, that, that, that, you put Doug to the table directly below Vita.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I, you know, wait a minute. The center is no longer as appealing as it was. I think it's accurate. I think it's accurate. I think it's a horrible distortion of this. There's a difference between being like logical to your own rule set and like, you know, like somebody who's religious, like he is following logic. He's just following the logic of somebody else's logic. like he is following logic. He's just following logic.

Oh, yeah. Somebody else is. Yeah. Well, right. But he also is like following rules. Business and art equally. Yeah, I think that's another. That's another reason. I wouldn't put it in entire like people who are more impressionistic are fucking terrible at the business end of doing art usually. You know, like they're more, they're better to have like someone corral them and like, you know, tell them what they are doing well. Because they don't know what they're doing well. This is Andy Worsky on the impressionist. You've got Andy Worsky and the cake boss, both all the way impressionist.

Is that, is that all the way up here? Yeah, it's interesting, yes. Yeah, and Larry. Where's Larry, Larry's right there, yeah, okay. Yeah. This is the time okay. Yeah, this is the right after the extreme The

Square you do not want to be in it soon. Who's so who's all in there? Larry Warzky cake boss crippled Jesus newsgirls Jamie and Lacey are counting. Thank you. It was pretty close and let us Jones is in there as well So Sean is in Sean is in the same category as Maddox, kind of impressionist and more like I said, this is total bullshit. Well, as I, if you, if you watched my video on it, I explained that like no matter what category you're in, it does not affect your IQ. I'm not a fan of IQ.

I'm not a fan of participation trophy or your, don't give me a participation trophy and tell me I won. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's your participation trophy. I'm fucking with you. It's, it's really, really dumb, you know, and like, so his way of thinking, I don't think he understands, like, uh, he think he's very lexical. I think he's hyper lexical, but he doesn't understand himself. No, no. I actually wrote a thing about him.

I could just read you my little write-up. It's like a page and a half if you want. Watching his video about, I mean, is it double spaced? Go ahead, Vido. Watching Maddox's video about Cux was like a guy speaking so confidently about something where you're like, I mean, dude, you don't understand what is coming out of your mouth. Like a swarm of geese that goes, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock.

How is this thing different from watching porn? What are you talking about? It's different in somebody's way, everywhere. Oh, they're not remotely the same. Oh, shit, the hammer. That's your reasonable, reason that's a matter of He's not a matter of what helped me to develop this this this duel This whole act is making great content for other people

He is Because I discovered that you can be both autistic and dyslexic at the same time and as soon as I found that out I was like, oh that's Maddox Maddox is both autistic and dyslexic at the same time. And as soon as I found that out, it's like, oh, that's Maddox. Maddox is both autistic and dyslexic. He can't read and he's fucking out of control. Now, how do you, how, where does dyslexia come into this? Because all of a sudden, it was like, you threw that in at the beginning, you throw that in now. Okay. So you, and how does that plot you on the, on the graph here. So dyslexia is related to impressionism and essentially when I originally made this my intention was like, I know that. No, and I think that. Yeah, it's just I don't know. Everybody in all of these categories develops ways to do

the things that other people can do naturally. So like if you are somebody who, let's say, that you read very easily, and you as a kid, all you wanna do is read books because it's the easiest way for you to get information. If you're somebody who doesn't like reading books when you're a kid, you think it's like really hard, but then eventually you find a way to read. That would be like an impressionistic person learning to do something that comes naturally to a lexical person,

but you found your own way. And it could be that the way you develop is even better than their way. And so like, I really want to emphasize this why this is not a personality chart. No, I think in that I would have been much different if you would probably... I would have been on this chart 10 years ago. Probably. What do you mean? What would you have been different in?

Well, because it would have been, I wouldn't have talked about the same things. I would have liked him. I can't do you for that long. His impression, his impression of me, I think would be very different. No, I think, I've known you almost my whole life. I think this is dead on. No, some things, some things, but you have a feeling right now

that there's something inaccurate that you're trying to express. That's why I think you always, you belong right here on the side. No, the, the over, you know, you're right with regard to that. Yeah. Um, I could see myself in previous years being more lexical, more inflexible about which way do you think you've drifted, John? Yeah. Well, obviously there's only one way to drift. Now you could go, oh, I mean, I could, I think it's funny that you find Aiden Paladin show interesting when she's on the show and you guys are basically at like a polar opposite ends, which makes me,

which is just like a, I'm sure some kind of a fallacy or bias, but it's interesting. I think that almost always people seek someone who is on, like whatever you're looking for in someone, it's the fact that they are to the left or right of you basically. You either want somebody who is more logical or more emotional than yourself based on what you think you need. I've seen a lot of people who, there are couples who are on polar opposite sides of the chart because they bring each other closer to the middle. They make each other able to be more emotional or able to be more rational.

Well, nobody wants to date themselves. I mean, nobody. Yeah, dummy, and that's, you know, that's not good for anybody. I like to meet in Cernivature right next to each other. That's good company. We're like the bashers. You guys are in the,

like you're close to the fascinator area is people who really develop a such a facade of a character that nobody really knows what the fuck they're really up to. Like Joey Salad is the one person I really put up there because that guy is extremely guarded. There is no sense of, if there is a real him, no one has seen it. You're in that realm, but you show more of your real self than somebody who's like that. I agree with that.

You've got Ralph, yeah, I agree with that too. You've got Ralph in the, what is this externalist? I think I went through this with a lady's girl and we decided she was right on top of Ralph basically. Nice. Oh, Vito Grosovitch. What is that category? What is that category?

They're all for Ethan Ralph along. Yeah, originally I had called it room brighteners, but that was like a bit too specific of a personality so I changed it to externalist. But yeah, basically like somebody who is a more emotional thinker overall, but they are pretty capable of translating what they're thinking and feeling. People who are not all the way on the right, they don't necessarily struggle with words, but they are more likely to keep quiet and to listen to other people and then find something to say.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Both of them do know. I love this. So people who are in that particular category, like I also had originally called that the pop stars category because just like that's for people who they have a persona, like

in order to have like a persona, you kind of have to be a little bit lateral because you have to like divorce from yourself a little bit. It's not the natural you. It's a performance you're putting on. That is a. Tell it becomes the natural you. Yeah. Yeah. And the only way.

That happens. They're right next to McCaffee. They have to. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. For linear people, they would have to encapsulate that person wholly in order to become them. Like they would have to not, like method acting basically.

You'd have to do that. Whereas like somebody who's, you know, thinking more laterally can be outside themselves while performing a character, you know, you, there's the you in your mind, the you that you're doing. And I think that people who are very emotional, but can express it well enough that people can get it. They are just a comforting presence because they don't hold you to any kind of standard. You don't feel like you have to be

lexical around these people, but they also can understand you and can talk to you without being struggling to get the words out. So I think they just have the easiest time with social interaction. And when you get a little bit more lateral, you get into the overseer's category. And those people are like, they have a little harder time because they, they're spending a lot of time in the head. Absolutely. Well, it's really, I enjoy listening to this.

It's no sensitive, but at the same time, he's able to control what you say and think. Like, he's like really neat. He says he doesn't listen to the show anymore because he couldn't be part of a community that he couldn't influence. And people are like, what the fuck are you doing? That's kind of the same. Well, you know, you get the whole, you know, like George thinks he can control people's reactions and thoughts and all that kind of stuff. And that's the,

you know, that's the great fallacy is that they don't have your script. Yeah. Are you better be a lot better at what you're doing? And then how you're doing? Yeah. I wish if to make this not go on too long, I could just read this Maddox thing. Hold on. I just want to say I love this because I found it so interesting because you're basically, you're categorizing people in two, in two very, two very useful, uh, heuristics, right? Like the amount, the, the lexicality of your thinking and the impression that I would have been pissed that I didn't come up with that immediately.

And the lateral, the lateralness and the linearness of their thinking also, which is easy to learn, which is easy to see in people, and it's free of judgment also. Like you can't, people's extroversion, introversion, generosity, self-absorbed, and stuff like that is very difficult to accurately ascertain, but these four qualities, or these two qualities are very easy to learn quickly.

That's true. And the way you've set up this grid would make it so much easier to learn what to expect from them. Yeah, no matter what they say. As opposed to the introvert. Because like, yeah, I'm an introvert. I'm an introvert. But I learned at a very young age to act like, and I've got like, I've always been, I've been great in social situations. Like, that's, I've been, it's, but it's been for a lot. Big, huge part of my life, an act. I was miserable almost every second of it,

and now I enjoy it more, but it is, it's weird, it's one of those skills that you learn to, you know, to not let, yeah, to do, it's useful. I'm just like, for size more, because it's useful. Okay, what were you gonna say, did you, bro? We's trying to be useful. He's like, for size 40s there. Because it's useful. Okay, what were you gonna say, Digi Bro? You're going to be just...

I just, you know, you're a bit more linearity than me, allows you to like describe the benefits of this chart, perfectly in ways I couldn't have done so succinctly. But yeah, that's exactly my goal of it. Well, I'm not in the middle of it too. Like, Digi's got, what is it, a two hour video where you're going through like, fucking anime after anime that I knew maybe two of the characters of?

Their IQs, why they can rank. It's an arrest thing. I mean, that video is as much fun as it is. Like, I've made that in like a day. Like, it's just like guesswork back of the brain. Like, a lot of people criticize my IQ scores. The IQ didn't matter. It was just to make, basically basically I just wanted to make the point

that any IQ could be at any of these neurotypes. Any of these people can do any job that is just an important learning how to do it. Is when you guess the fake characters IQs and explain why the low IQ ones, how they manifest these compulsions, that was the most interesting part. I didn't even fucking know any of them.

I have a question. So the top right is, I need like four more videos explaining like all the concepts and more depth and stuff just for people who didn't like get it from that one. So Dick, I don't know if you know this, but new type that's a, that's an anime where that's from Gundam. What does it mean? It is a certain class of Dick's.

It means literally exactly what I've implied. It means on my graph. What are you saying? So an Omaro score as a new type? What the hell? I think that the idea is not exactly like a good character. I want to know what the fuck is going on here. I'm sure there's plenty of Gundam fans in your audience. In Gundam, guys, the new guys wrote in. Nice. Go ahead, did you? I'll forget about it. I'll just read this retarget.

No, I was going to say that. What was he? Where's Digi Bros? Digi Bros next to me at the quick thing. I'm in the Amazon. I'm right here. I'm close to hyperlaxical, very, very lateral. I'm most closely relate to the harmful opinionslaxical, very, very lateral. I'm a most closely relate to

harmful opinions and porcelain as people who've called into your show for sure. And Peach is the Peach and Mr. Medicare, my mumkey johns and Carl from who he's podcasting all in. Oh wait, they're kind of split up, but they're all next to each other. It feels right. Indeed, as the true centrist of the group. Yeah, love it. That's like straddling beloved. Everyone hates Jack.

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They're so hot. You can't remember the most recent thing you've been getting the balls busted for. There was a good one recently, but now... Go ahead, did you? Read your notes. Yeah, while realize I'd be better served to make my own video about Gundam, go ahead, did you? Read your description. Yeah, well I realize that'd be better served to me

in my own video about Gundam. So we'll just talk about Maddox. Oh, it was defending Tudafilia. That was a problem for people. Oh my God, me too. Yeah. I know, you bring it up because Dizzy Bro is calling in. We gotta talk about Badavelia.

This, like everybody thumping their chest about how much they hate pedophiles is so fucking obnoxious. Like, it's, it's basically, it's a form of virtue signaling to be like, for the pedophile was here, I'd shoot him in the fucking head. I'm like, make him fuck with me because he wants to fuck kids and I being leaving an adult, he would hate it. And then I'd kill him. And then I'd kill myself and go to hell because that's Immortal Sin and I'd fuck him in hell. First, I might take him out to a nice dinner.

Yeah, maybe a little wine. Like it's fine to hate the idea of pedophilia, but it's such a performative weird thing to talk about. How you're going to kill him and that makes you more of a kid. Okay, okay, settle down now. I hate pedophile. Me too. Yeah, that doesn't make you unique in any way.

It's the Indian officer. Not as much as me. I like it so much. I don't think we all do. Being as on the AIMC armchair psychologists in the room, I'm going to go ahead and say that I think that those people tend to be the ones who are repressing those thoughts the hardest. I think so too.

I'm like, if anybody talks about, if anybody talks about pedophiles and feels good about it in your mind, I don't want my kids around them. Like, I don't care that you have a theory that everybody in culture is the most upset about people who have just crossed the line they wouldn't cross themselves. Like, like anybody who's like standing at the line like wishing they could cross the line,

anybody who they see go just pass that line, that's who they hate more than anybody else. Because they're like, I have the courage to not step over the line. What's your name? No, no, no, no, no, no, or it's a mirror. It's a mirror. Yeah, seeing somebody step across the line that they wish they could cross.

And then it's like, well, why didn't it? You know, it's like a, you're sure I guess you do. Yeah, you do. I want to read my daughter. It's like all the people. I can be for good things. It's like all the people. What he said, he said, definitely,

but he files again. He is. I'm not a file. I was like, again, that's good. There are it. It's like all the people what he said to finish the files again The But then like lawyers you literally defend bed of files love bed of files I just also don't fantasize about taking a shotgun of the bag of their head for some reason They're probably I heart Petos I've seen it on his on his on his on his electric car. A weird hard on.

Ibred, no, he would have a hybrid's both. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. It's like the people that are breaking quarantine, everybody freaking out. He's like, well, I don't get to do that. Yeah. Like we gotta keep these people home or else I'll go,

or they can't do their own risk. Because if I don't, I decide to go out, I might be injured by them deciding to go out. There's some of that. It's the people who know in their heart that they should just go outside, but they're so convinced, I know. I can't go against the CDC regulations.

It would be in the rules. And they want to fuck kids. Like rules. Yeah. Or court rule followers. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was the other thing about it,

being a pedophile. It's not a crime. The exacting on pedophilia is crime. It's a crime and then everyone's dog piling on me. I'm like, oh, you mean, you don't realize why I might have a, like I might have a dog in the fight of thought crimes being illegal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think maybe me, you're telling, I know she's telling everybody else

that they're overreacting, but you're talking to a guy who is no longer has a bank, because of thought crimes. Like, right. Anybody has an issue with this, it's, okay, go ahead, is you, bro, sorry, keeping her up to you. I'm gonna read you, read to our new types. I wanna talk a bit about what it looks like to be a low IQ new type,

I talking about Maddox. Impressionistic thinkers tend to conconclusions based on the impressions that they get, and then to seek lexical information, which justifies their impressions. Meanwhile, lexical thinkers tend to seek information and then to extrapolate impression from that information. Dick Masterson is a somewhat lexical,

very lateral thinker who is interested in hearing the impressions of other people so that he can compare it to his own cache of data and try to help them to develop their impressions into something logical, as is the format of most of the calls that he takes on the show. When more lexical thinkers come on.

He is more likely to take in their data while ribbing them with sarcasm and off-the-wall suggestions about the things they're saying to add levity into the conversation with them. Maddix is an extremely impressionistic, imaginative thinker, which is what made so much of his early humor work. He would bring in statistics in purely parodical contexts and deliberately juxtapose that information against his wacky claims about the world. Impressionistic ideas always need to be dressed up in a comedic way in order for people to

swallow them, as it isn't necessarily worthwhile to discuss unverifiable claims until they've been sorted into a more laxical context. Impression spread best by being memorable, which is most easily achieved either by striking fear and anger into the audience or by making them laugh. In some sense, Maddox was often right, but never correct. And his problem developed when he couldn't identify

the difference. He began to think that he was always naturally correct and just needed to prove it by finding the data which backs it up. However, he is a bad plan. I sure. Law suit, that was the lawsuit. He really got fucked over and he tried to prove it. Yeah, but can't prove it legally. You can only prove it

emotionally, which is so good. It's so good. Exactly. Finding data. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. However, he is so inept at interpreting data or understanding how to categorically recognize worthwhile data from worthless data. This is where IQ comes in that in any kind of semi-serious, lexical argument, he is completely destroyed. Moreover, Maddox's inability to recognize this discordance is a result of the same thing, which presents him from even being right much of the time, is incredibly low IQ. Maddox is developmentally disabled, easily diagnosable of autism, dyslexia,

and narcissistic personality disorder, but I posit that the last thing can be corrected through recognition and attempting to chain. Ah. Medics's internet past is often painted as some kind of golden age, in spite of the fact that his blog was always extremely controversial, not just for its edginess,

as he would have you believe, but because of his head-ass takes that no one agreed with, like half the time. In the old days of the internet, you would often have certain posts that blew up completely individually while other stuff you wrote was ignored or shit on. There's a reason he always extensively policed his comments and always hid his metadata and metrics in order to protect the crafted image of a guy who's always right. So he always did the blatant proof of how often he's wrong. If you ever read, if all you ever read was alphabet of manliness, you could maybe convince yourself that

Maddox was extremely dedicated to a self-aware character, well with all the wings and nods he gives. But anyone who actually read his website back in the day knew he was serious. In fact, in the early days of the biggest problem in the universe, the biggest surprise to many fans was how humanly he presented himself, always name dropping and talking about exciting things he did in LA. There has been a bit from Dick. It's more likely that Maddox is pulling from an extremely limited pool of often repeated stories by a man who spends most of his time sucking shit at Dark Souls and seeing no

difference at all between the second game and the other two. Well, that's just a man needs. That's just regurgitating my propaganda. Yeah, that seemed a little, I don't know if that belongs in a scientific journal, Digital Brothers, maybe. Who made me editorializing going on. Medics is very bad at art souls, and the fact that he thinks the second game is good

means that he is retarded. The man needs to accept that no one's ever going to think he's funny again until he does nothing but videos like the cricket one or makes arguments like the springs one from that one glorious brief period where medics was fully embracing the way he naturally thinks and was completely fucking hilarious. And all you impressionist out there, stop trying to justify yourself lexically because no one gives a shit at all.

Any intelligent person knows that words are an evil authoritarian cancer that only exists to please the dumbest people on earth. Comedy and art is a way that are used every time. That's true. Would you say Maddox's problem is that he wants to be seen as smart. Well, he absolutely does. Yeah. Yeah.

It's crucial to him that he's a very intelligent man. Even him. He has internalized and retells the story of failing to get a degree. As it makes him more smart to have done that. Yes. So by failing the test, he smartly recognized that he would never past and smartly dropped out so that he could smartly demonstrate his skill without the hindrance of a degree. Right. He's beyond everything.

On everything. Well, that seemed to be the theme of his recent videos, like their lectures about how stupid you are. Yeah. Which I guess is always going of been this game is writing, but it doesn't come from a sarcastic place of like, oh yeah. It comes from a, no, I'm actually brilliant,

which he is not. Because you like Stark's old too. Thank you so much for this wonderful chart and for putting everyone on it. I can't believe that you put everyone on this thing. By the way, Dominic, I mean, I just went down the list on the, you know, on the rage. It is a rage. Dominic Paces.

Yeah, don't minimize what you did. You're, you're a genius and should be recognized as science. Perfectly, sir. Thank, thank you. Dominic Paces is right under Sean. Very all the way on the right. I really think like it seems like Sean, the people I put around Sean are people who, Sean seems to find especially funny Like I think they just speak to him his sense of humor because dad Sean's always saying Domey pesos is like the funniest motherfucker in the world Yeah, just cuz he's like a little imp I see him. I don't want to ever know what he looks like The car gesture that's true. Yeah, that would be too lexical for you. I don't imagine in my head

Coach and madcucks are all the way up in an annoying people area on the top. Ah, funny. It's very cool. Thank you, man. Thank you for calling in too and explaining it. Sorry, I had to press the key. This is a little ruin it with all of these things. No, that was the best way it could have gone.

I'm glad it wasn't just drive fucking chart shit for like an hour. And where do we watch the video if you want to see the full break? Oh, yeah. Go to my channel. DigiBro on YouTube. If you want to see the full break? Oh, yeah, go to my channel. DigiBro on YouTube. If you want to hear more of my fucking, my more impressionistic side where I go off about

what I think is really going on in the world. Listen to art so far, so it's whirling Dervish podcasts. There are 14 episodes. It's like, it's like if the Dix show is just the rant segment at the start and it was just Dick. And also he was a millennial and talking out of his ass all the time. Well, I guess that's not different than so. Yeah. Just without Sean. I mean, did you burn YouTube? I will check it out.

Have a good one. Peace letter. Later. Peace. Peace. It's a muterino. Quite a discussion. A lot to take in there. Yeah. Yeah. How the fuck does he know? That was cool. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that.

I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more concerned about that. I'm gonna be a little bit more sensitive about that. God telling me that he took that online IQ test was a dumb thing. But they didn't have any pop culture in it.

Yeah, so I scored a really low. You're reading us weekly. What do you, did he pay to take like a real IQ test? He's to do it first. He's taken a real IQ test. I haven't either. I'm a little like, I don't want to deal with that knowledge. No, it's not important.

No. You're never going to get a good number out of it. Yeah, you'll just be like, I'm not as smart as this person. Yeah. You just have to be smart enough. Let's, I want to talk to Doc. Doc, let me know if you have to run soon.

I'll get you on before I do this advice stuff. I know crippled Jesus said he wanted to call him, but I don't see him in there. crippled Jesus. Yeah, if you could, okay, Doc, let's get you on, let's get you on quick. I know you got some. Sure, you got lives to save. Yeah, if you could, okay, Doc, let's get you on, let's get you on quick. I know you got some. Sure, you got lives to save.

Doc, are you there? Hey, how's it going? What's up, man? You sound terrific. Oh, wonderful. How you doing? Hey, I'm good. How are you?

Hey, did you, did you see that, did you see that picture of all the superheroes bowing down to the doctors? Oh, God. I'm going to bow down on the ball of stephe's son. Are you serious? You didn't see that picture? I saw them. I'm gonna bow down on the phone. That's a good. Are you serious? You didn't see that picture? I saw the, no, I didn't see that picture.

Oh, dude, I'm gonna show it to you right now. Hold on, let me get a real doctor in a real front lineers reaction to this, to this wonderful tribute to your heroism. I saw that on Twitter and I think the caption was like, are we unable to articulate these ideas without some stupid pop culture bullshit? Yeah, without that's well said Without comparing people to other characters or whatever. This is not good. Hold on I think jet bat posted it in the discord. Oh, yeah, yeah, you got it. So that's you see Superman and Wonder Woman is talking

He said Superman and Wonder Woman is doctor Manhattan. I know. Well, that's what he said. Why is the dumbest walking? So unconcerned with the realm of man. Yes, the mighty nurses. So what do you think? How does this make you feel? Is it healthcare worker in hero? How does this image make you feel?

I just make me feel like a hero. Yeah, it's wonderful. It's wonderful that I have all these people thinking that I'm a hero well, you know, just fuck you pay me. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we'll get around to that when you're done saving the lives. No, no. We'll get around to the best. You know, just the you get to call people heroes and then dispose of them how you want. Yeah. We've done it with war veterans forever, haven't we? Yeah.

Good work here, O'Anne. Got it in the money to buy you a new leg. So what's going on? I wanted you to call in to tell some of your, like, insane doctors, like, you know what's going on. You're always sending me these hilarious, I don't know what you call them, but it's like reasons people are checked in.

Oh, those are, it's exactly, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's fucking hilarious that. It's just fucking hilarious. Yeah, what are some of those? What is this one I said you last night that the, so the patient checks in and it's like 12 at night for dust mites coming out of my eyes,

nose, stool, skin, mouth, and cuticles started a month ago and now getting worse. What? Just might. So like microscopic organisms couldn't get around to it. Yeah. Yeah, just yesterday, you know, that was when we needed to evaluate it in the middle of the night.

This is one of my personal favorites. And it's not as funny as it sounds until you think about the situation. So this guy was here for a psychiatric evaluation. And his chief complaint when the cops brought him in was he stated He owns all the Taco Bell restaurants in the United States and he was not allowed to get money from one of his stores. Okay. Okay. So the cops It doesn't sound that right right. It doesn't sound that funny except for the story the cop told was this guy's literally yelling at this like Poor 17 year old chick that he owns all these Taco Bells in this Taco Bell screaming at her to give him all the money because he owns the restaurants and it's like 17 year old girl is just like beside herself like sir you don't own the

restaurants like this isn't how this works. He's like I own them all I own you give me the body. I'm giving back to you, Batchett, you're fired. Oh my God, give me out your tail. Exactly. Um, dust, how many people do you think believe that dust mites are like, like, there's a lot of people that think 5G is like scrambling your brains. You know, a lot. A lot of you can't do.

Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust mites was a new one for me. Dust mites. Let me scroll up here. More gelatin sitting to this one. Dust mites like visible, Not to the naked eye. They're super tiny. Yeah, right. And they're everywhere.

Yeah, right. But you saw them coming out of every or this. So technically they're right. Yeah, right. I mean, they're on you all the time, right? What's the prescription to deal with some the guy's dust mites? Shotgun home.

He's like, oh, that's enough medicine. It's a day. Yeah, no time for It's like, well, that's enough medicine for today. Yeah, no time for this. Wait, so what's going on? What are you seeing with COVID and all that kind of stuff? Am I right yet? I think that's all that's important, right? Yeah, that's all that's important.

Can I go to strip club yet? I would say so. I don't think you should ever not go to a strip club. Oh, no, you're telling me. He's a doctor. Yeah, I'm a doctor's note. But he has a DO. I was a DO.

Just fucking on the page. It's a red-headed stepchild. Right. No, I think that things are still controlled. I would say for the most part, but I don't know how we get out of this situation. So, I've kind of related it to like a fire. There's only a few ways to make a fire go out, right?

So, one is you pour water on it and that's going to be like your vaccines or herd immunity, which we're nowhere close to. So, the other way is to put all the fire or all the wood in, just let the whole thing burn up and people are going to die and over on the system, whatever, and then it'll go out. Or take these all wood out. Yeah. whatever, and then it'll go out. Or take the lead oxygen. Or take the lead oxygen. Or take the lead oxygen.

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Or take the lead oxygen. Or take the lead oxygen. Or take the lead oxygen. Or take the lead oxygen. Or still tons of fuel to be put back into it. So you've done this half ass lock down, you know, lock down and I don't, I don't, I don't see how you get out of it now. There's still so many, I get positives back every day. So it's still here. No more measures. Those people are just, well, lucky for you, Doc, I do know how to take care of it. Me and all the people protesting, no exactly how to wrap this lock down up.

Is there a protest coming up? They're happening all the time. There's only how to wrap this locked down up. Is there a protest coming up? They're happening all the time. There's only got to go with one in Wisconsin, a Madison, it looks like tens of thousands of people out. It's hot old next to each other. I got to figure out what the next California one is because I'll go and film. So do you expect this to go through the summer,

whatever, I mean, they're all talking about, it's gonna hit in the fall again, Do you expect this to go through the summer, whatever? I mean, they're all talking about, it's gonna hit in the fall again. Or the, you know, so this is, this slow burn thing is gonna just keep going and keep going. Yeah. Oh man. I think it's here's gonna need to be kind of like

just manageable, but I don't see a resolution to it because of the way they're handling it. I don't have the answer for it, but I just, I don't see how we get out of this. That's the problem. Dr. Did you see, did you see that there was a video about it, but specifically LA released their antibody numbers and they were saying that so many people have it. Like the mortality dropped down to a, the mortality dropped down to flu levels based on how many, based on the percentage of positive results they got back

from the antibody test when they applied it to a significant population of the people at large. Like not people who were in the hospital or who came in for treatment, just the numbers like a blower. Is it like a couple, do they think like a couple hundred thousand or something like that? Yeah, it was like, I don't know,

we have like, there might be millions of people already have this. So the numbers like fell in LA, specifically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They talked about it and that was, I think that was Stanford. I think it was Stanford. I don't know, Doc, did you see that? I did not, but I think it was still a,

it was a very, it was like two or four percent, I think of the population. Yeah. I don't know how they, I think, of the population. Yeah. I don't know how they, if they extrapolate that out or what. Can you have it? I think they would have to, right? Well, no, we have the data. No problem.

You're absolutely right. How many people are walking around every day, subclinically, with this, they are going to build an antibodies and then you can work towards your herd immunity. But I'm sure that there are tens, if not hundreds of thousands more in the United States that have it or have had it and they're just not in the hospital or not getting tested because they're not available. Yeah, okay, this one, the USC one that I found estimates that 4% of the countries adult population already has the antibodies. But you got to get a little hell of a lot more than that, right? Well, I want to say herd immunity is right around 85 or 90% of the population is when

you get herd immunity. So this is saying 55 times the number of people have it, blah, blah, blah, blah, I don't know. So you can have it and not have any symptoms. Yes, yes, yes. And then 20% or so I think is subclinical. And then it'll just pass and you'll not even know you've had it. Or killed, you know, a bunch of you might have very minor symptoms, you know,

that you would just relate to allergies, which is growing right now. Right. Like other things like that. Yeah. I had like a weird sore throat like a couple weeks ago and I was like, am I getting it? And then I just kind of pass. Yeah. That allergies are really bad.

And so you choose things keep coming out. Like there's something called COVID toes that one of the dogs was talking about the other day. And I'm like, okay, that's new. You know, there's so many things. Oh, is it? It's GI. Oh, it's a sore throat. Oh, if it's pink, I owe it's a headache. And it just keeps, it just seems to be everything. I heard that once you beat COVID, that you have to fight a robot version of COVID. Yeah. I have my uncle works for you. I think it's for me.

Yeah, it's for me. Rovid. All right, do you have, you got any funny ER stories? Oh, yeah, yeah, so here's, this lady was in her 60s. This is, this is just her chief complaint, and then I'll tell one of my favorite ER stories. So her chief complaint was there are swastikas in my butthole and somebody needs to get them out I actually had to image her because I had to see if there were actually swastikas in her butthole Just like that. You just go fishing for it. You know, maybe was anything in her butthole or no?

No, no she was just not how old for it. You know, maybe, was anything in her butthole or no? No, no, she was just not tall. How old was she? How big were her tits? Not existing in 65. Oh, she was non-existently old, 65. Was anything in her butthole? No, nothing in the butthole.

Not that I found, and I didn't go fishing. Are you, do you pull things out of buttholes? Are you one of those doctors? Are you a citizen? We use with pulling things out of buttholes? Are you one of those doctors? Do you assist with pulling things out of the hole? What's that? Do you assist in pulling things out of buttholes? Yeah, so that's probably one of my favorite stories as far as the funny ones go for for you guys here. So this is probably like two or three years ago. This guy checks in and and his buddy comes in and checks him in and they're like, hey, can you come to the ambulance doors in the back, my buddy can't walk in, et cetera, et cetera.

So the nurses go get him and put him into a room. And I go to see this guy and he's on all fours on his hands and knees on the cart with a blanket over him. And the tail. And the tail. What the actual fuck. Okay, and it looks like he has a tail. Okay.

Oh, and I went, I go, what brings you into see me today, my man? And it's like three in the morning or something. And he's like, well, you're never going to believe this. Yes. And I go, hold it thought,, I'd pull the stool out, sat down, cross my leg and go, go ahead. And so he starts his story, goes, all right. So I was in my bedroom.

I'm like, uh-huh, uh-huh. And he's like, and I was cleaning my trophy case. Right, right, of course. And he's like, and I was up on like a little step stool. I was like, yeah, uh-huh, makes sense. You know, gotta get up high. Hucilli Jerry. Exactly. And he's like, I clean those top trophies. And he's

like, right? And so he's like, and I step back off the stool, the step stool lost my balance missing the stair. And this happened. And he pulls up the sheet and he has a bowling pin in his ass hole. Oh, we have to the flare. Oh, I had to what?. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

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Oh my God. So, I think, so what happened? And he goes, yeah, I missed a step and fell right back. Oh, my God. Oh, that's just a bad luck. Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one. Million to one shot right up the ass.

Yeah. So you're the ass man. You should play the lottery. Yeah. That's one hell of a lot. I was like, no, no Nobody knows. Is bowling trophy? Yeah, bowling pin collection just happens to be directly next to it. Yeah.

Yeah. Right next to that damn step stool that he missed. Who has a bowling pin out of house? Yeah, quick question. How did you get it out? Gave him a little bit of out of hand and pulled. Oh, wow. Did it make a sound? Yeah, did it pop Gave him a little bit of out of hand and pulled. Oh wow. Did it make a sound?

Yeah, did it pop. Yeah, a little bit. Did you tell him to open his mouth? So it. I'm like, am I allowed to do that? Thank you. Thank you, my chair. Level out the pressure in there.

Oh god. Oh god. We get crap like that all the time. I had a priest drive from a different state. Wait, did you take, did you take a, did you take a, the current disaster? Yeah. I care it. No, that guy didn't do any imaging on, because that's a funny extra. I think you can tell though. I don't think you need to see anything else.

It's funny. You're an extra. Yeah, it's all blue. Pauling, right. You're out of skeleton Jek do you have your do you have your phone so I can send that Um crack pipe into vagina to you. Oh, yeah, yeah, what? What about this priest? Why do you get a carrot up his ass? Oh? Yeah, so this priest came in all and he drove from a different state

Yeah and he drove from a different state. And yeah, different state. Oops, I got to get out of town. I don't like anyone looking at straight up, a straight up like, you know, what are like the 10 inch long carrots, all the way up his ass, he had a good view of our. You can fit something that, I mean, yeah, I guess. They had to fucking operate. Dude, the ass is apparently just an endless

cavern of really some crannies. Yeah, I don't get stuff just lost up there. How did you get the care of rule number one? Oh, that guy that guy got you had to go to surgery. Really? There was no other way to fish it out. Can reach in there. Like stick some force up the butthole or something was like a was like a wheat a boys guy to attach to it or anything. No, luckily. But yeah, sometimes you have to you once you get past that sphincter, you can do like a force up to like open it, but you sometimes they have to go to the OR is the only way to get things out of our.

The OR is your sphincter. I need to know this information like how deep do you get to the couple of them, but like the one, but the one that gets people trapped is right when you get passed the inside finger right inside the actual anus itself. When it goes around the bend, it went. You fucked? Yeah. Well, not at the round the bend, but the surgeons will do really funny stuff to do when they pull out dildos and things.

They'll send it to pathology to have them take a sample of it. It would be something other than a big gildo or something like that. And like the pathology reports are hilarious. How do you sew in that a laugh? Yeah, so to get out of it, it's to cut into the taint or like, how do you get inside a bathroom in your asshole? It's different approaches for different things. I mean, depends on where it's actually located, how far up it is, those type of things.

It seems like it would be hard to do any of that. So a butthole back up. What have you went too far? Yeah. So that thing up into a play tough unfactory. Could it, could you have waited? It's a carrot. Could you have waited for it to like any ever? Could you have waited for the carrot to like fall apart in the rot? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't picture. Wow. These sent. Yeah. So the X-rays are always hilarious. Yeah. I mean, doctors, EER docs, especially paramedics and cops have the fucking most insane stories. Yeah. They're so funny. Here. Jacob, I'll send you another one that I had the other day. That was pretty gross.

This is more fun than COVID. I'll see you. I'll see you in all this. Ah! I'm gonna have to throw you out. Fuck you. Why can't I like a, what is that? Oh my, there is it.

It's like a railroads bike through a fucking foot. Yeah. Oh my God. Anybody can guess what that is. Is that a sword? Well, I got his guess with the actual like, a piton is that is through this guy's foot, you mean? Yes, yes.

I got a look at it better, but you want to look at it better? Well, okay, it has. Do you need me to reset it? It has. No, no, I hold my thumb on. I know how to save picks for a long time on Snapchat, Doc. Nice. It is a guy's foot and there is some kind of a gigantic spike

going through it. It kind of looks like it has a sword hilt, a very tiny hilt at the top of it, but it's obvious. I don't think that's a sword in any way. Is that a section of like gate or fencing that like slammed down? Monica, keep looking, Sean.

It does look like it has a sword hilt, but it's also like a camping like that. That's an important piece. That little hilt is a connector of some sort. I'll give you that. Okay. Oh, is that like a spike for a, not for a tent? No.

No, I mean, that's like it, it's like a two foot, maybe two and a half foot. Huge. Iron spike, why would it be through his fucking foot? I don't know. Was he the Pintra and Jackhammer? Oh, oh my God, dude. There's somebody's Jackhammer in the way, wow, it bounces up.

Go straight through your frickin foot. There's a shoe. So somebody had to take cover that shoe. Well, and they had to take apart the jacket. He's like, he scalples because they kept going doll, trying to cut through his leather boot. Yeah. It was probably a steel toe boot too.

And it was, things are missed the front of the, it went right, right over the place. Right over the place. Steel part, far, just just in front of it onto the foot, like just missed the steel. Did he lose this foot? He lost some of those toes. Some of the toe foot. Some of the sport about this is the foreman comes in with the guy, obviously. Yeah. Yeah.

We're still in a orthopedic surgery. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You're getting a little robot start over from the best part. Find your signal. All right, let me try this. Better. Okay. Yeah, that's better. All right. So the best part is we're signal. All right, let me try this. Better. Yeah, that's better. All right, so the best part is we're in there

with like the orthopedic surgeon, we're all looking at it, and the form in comes in, you go, so you guys gonna take that out, and the surgeon's like, well, yeah. And he goes, yeah, can I get that back? Those pins are kind of expensive. And the patients like, dude, what the fuck? I think you weighed a little bit before you asked.

Yeah. How much are they? I think you weighed a little bit before you asked. Yeah. How much are they? I have no idea. I got 100 to $200 bucks. I've got over his foot. Jackhammer, pins, driver, price. Let's see how much this guy's being an asshole of war. Well, they're like units.

It's $100. You have $800. Oh my god. I've never looked at how much it was. He should have put it right through his fucking face. You're not like the shopper in the hospital, you motherfucker. Yeah, 100 bucks.

That sounds about right. $65. Is that the whole piece? Yeah, look, it doesn't have the bit on the end though. You might have to also buy the end. But even so, it's not gonna be more than 200 bucks. Here you can get a whole set for 20 bucks. I I mean maybe it's an industrial one and they're more But whatever he's not paying for it in asshole here. We go 15 bucks

Like Yeah Gotta get that back though. Kitches did. I'm so glad you guys looked that up just now. That's a good money. That's the rule so much, man. I'll get rid of nothing, but I don't have to. I don't trouble for no bringing the equipment back on time.

Oh, all right. I'm pasting it in the chat. What a nightmare, man. Areas. Oh, I'm sorry. God imagine the people you have to deal with. That's in the pain of just breaking every bone in that foot is it just rips through you.

Oh, that's crazy. So when it hits that hard, it damages the nerves all at the same time. Should you feel something? Yeah, that's actually not, well, he did, but I mean, it wasn't as painful as you would expect it to be. Yeah, that's, well, I was wondering if you're just immediately in shock and you're like,

hmm, big thing sticking out of my foot. Well, that's why I was wondering if you're just immediately in shock and you're like, hmm, big things sticking out of my foot. That's not right. Yeah. I dropped, I dropped a ladder on my face yesterday. I think it was yesterday. Who can tell? Because yeah, I knocked that. Because I wasn't drinking. I usually, I set up the ladder to go on the roof while I'm drinking, but I pulled it out and I,

there's all kinds of weeds in the front yard now. So they're like retarding my movement. And the latter caught one and started tipping and it hits that momentum point, you know, or it's like, what is that reading? I'm gonna have to stop this, but I can't, everything's all fucked up. I was like, it's worth it.

It was either my car or my face. And that was the last, like, you made the right choice. I made the right choice. Yeah, I'm like, I'm fucking, I'm gonna go with the face. I think God is not broken. Well, that's the problem. You were drinking.

If you were drinking, you don't get hurt. Because I concentrate. I'm not thinking about other shit. Anyway, you focus. Yeah, you focus. That's why people are such better drivers. Yeah. Doc, what do you think about all the

nurse TikTok videos? Are you? I haven't watched any of them. Oh, yeah. Again, just something that I could just care. All of this hype about all this like the clapping for us, the one thing that really kills me is all the people on Facebook.

They're like, oh, I'm on the front line. I can't stay home. I'm a nurse. I'm like, just go to do your job, please. Like, you're free McDonald's meal? They get free McDonald's? Yeah, if. You're free McDonald's meal. Did you get free McDonald's? Yeah, if you go to the McDonald's drive-through, they have like on the menu, it's a, you know,

if you're a frontline worker, show your ID. I get, well, it's only free if your insurance will pay for the cost of a bypass surgery. So, I mean, I don't know. That's a part about this. I love like people in masks in their cars pulling the mask as I to smoke a fucking cigarette like Give me a break now you're

Anybody who wears a mask in their car by themselves can stay home after the fucking quarantine ends to yeah, yeah, you and society Yeah, yep All right, you get any more stories or what makes you a rage? I would say what makes me a rage today is people who don't go through the yellow light, the car in front of you, after you decided you were already going to blow the yellow light, but they stopped forcing you to stop as well. Chicken shit, yeah. That is a rookie move in L.A. man.

You got to go. Oh, I've lost my shit entirely on like a carload of fucking kids, I think, from like Iowa in Hollywood. They just, they did not understand the fucking pull out. And then when they'll, you know, you're not gonna get to go when it's green, when it turns yellow, you go. Yeah, they don't understand that. That is.

Your wife's in medicine too, isn't she? Yeah, she's an emergency trauma physician too. Oh my god. What a power couple? Both pulling your a thud a butthole Superman and Wonder Woman. Yeah Just compare notes at the end of the day praise be to you proud heroes Fuck what was I? Great X-ray for you. Yes. Yes, please Sunday coming to you right now Hey, how's your sliver deck going?

Were you building a magic deck last time we talked? Yeah, I still haven't finished it yet. Okay. Oh, this one's a little bit erotic. You can see the boobies. It's an X-ray. Okay, what a... Here, there's a detail in this picture, this X-ray of a woman's chest. She's got a

little something special. You might notice there, Sean, something odd that seems to be out of place in a human anatomy. Oh, God. It's not inside of this guilt. No, no, not inside. No. So she's got heart-to- not inside. No, so she's got hard, she's gonna pour things. No, no. No. And radiology always tried to like turf everything. They never like make a good diagnosis. So that I think they said like foreign bodies

noted to the bilateral chest, most likely nipple rings. As vague as possible. Do you think any of that? She didn't take that job. Exactly, it was vagus balls. And it's probably a bitch to get them back in, right? I had nipple rings, he's on school.

I don't know why. Well, I have never had nipple rings. I don't know. I can't get them. It wasn't good. It's nothing. You get to add to the pleasure or something? No, not for a man.

You ever tried Jackhammer? You ever tried Jackhammer? Yeah, you ever tried Jackhammer? You ever tried Jackhammer? Three-year nipples. All right, Doc, get out of here. Thank you. Thank you for the three-year nipples. Thank you. I'll take care. See you, man. No, three or nipples. All right, Doc, get out of here. Thank you. Thank you for the story. Thank you guys.

Take care. Yeah. See you, man. No, they didn't enhance. Well, I think I've heard girls say they like the enhanced sensitivity of it. Yeah. Maybe for guys, it's not a thing. I think a nipple shit is not really a western thing.

Like, in all of what I've noticed. I don't want anyone touching my nipples to be fair. No, do you should get into it? No. That's good stuff. What I've noticed is in all the Hitomi Tanaka pornos, she goes straight for the nipples right away. So I started thinking maybe this is like a western women,

because western women are all about their own pleasure. Whereas maybe this is not, maybe in Japan, where everything is better. That it's more where everything is better that it's more I don't know everything is everything is better. Everything is better. Everything. Don't be stupid. Should we just listen to voice miss I brought in this advice but I don't know let's just

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I remember we were talking about your into card games. Oh, yeah, I am. This is a game Star Realms. Star Realms. It's a mighty popular that I'm actually, I don't talk about it too much, because I don't want that on the DL. No, well, whatever.

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So, what is your other Star Wars review? It's like 9 million views, isn't it? 9 million, yeah, it's a- It's basically a house. It, yeah, it's a, it's basically a house. It, yeah, what do you call it? It's the number one piece of last Jedi criticism in the world. It most viewed, so like, oh, Disney really must hate me. Yeah, it has nine million views.

And people hate, they use, they hate, some people love me and some people, of course, now are like, how did you hate that movie? It has black people and Asian women in it. Yeah. You just hate diversity. I'm like, no, shitty star wars movie. Yeah, yeah.

It's got nothing to do with the races of the people. Um, yeah, it has weirdly cast me as certain people are convinced I'm an agent of the alt rights because I don't like Star Wars. It's weird. All those freaks like Star Wars more than I ever did. I had some British newspaper, not the Guardian, but the telegraph. Sure. They cited me and they're like, you know, they're talking about my video and they're like,

these trolls just hate women. And I'm like, no I don't. I spent not a very good movie. I spent multiple episodes talking about my obsession with Tifa. Yeah. It's not a woman thing. And like other movie critiques I've done, I like talk about how filmmakers do bad

by their female characters and don't represent them well. And you know, but it's just easy to be like, everyone who hates Stauwys is a nilati. Oh man. It's an easy way to write people off. Yeah. So you did that video. Yeah, I did not know it was going to be popular when I made it.

It's called what? It's a complete cinematic failure, right? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what?

It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It's called what? It is just as bad in a different way. It's very interesting.

As I put it, J.J. Abrams was like, is the stupid kid who just wants to smash action figures together? And Ryan Johnson is like the fanciful kid who wants to take the action figures and make them kiss each other and put on ballgowns. And both of those things are bad. Yeah.

And the way they are, and it is just interesting to see the difference in how utterly stupid both of them are. Cribble, I'm gonna mute you for for one minute so your audio doesn't bleed. How are you doing? By the way. Hey, what's up, buddy? I got the song for you. Oh, yeah.

So can you set up the song? I want to keep talking to you about this. But can you tell everybody what this song is about and give it a little background? So yeah, last weekend, Coach Dumpfuck came over. And that's the guy who's dating your mom. Yeah, yeah, that's my co-name form. Mm-hmm. Yeah, subtle.

That's the real name of the show. She's right here. Do you wanna talk to her? Your mom is here? Your mom is here? Yeah, she's here. Sean, do you wanna talk to her? I don't wanna talk to her before we, what should we do?

Should we talk to her first? I love curvil Jesus mom. I know. Whatever you want to do. Let's hear the song first. They're, they're lasers coming out of my eyes. I can't see it right now. I can feel that burning burning a hole in your son.

Yes. We miss you very much. Now what is this, what is this coach that you're that you're currently They do is an awesome guy I don't know I'm not sure why he hates on him. I don't know But he's an awesome guy. He's well. I have a lot of fun with them and he's uh, he's super sexy and That's good. Do you find this sexy and he's very fun. He's like the travel and he's like,

he's a really great guy. Yeah, like Sushi too, Sushi and travel. Oh yes. So what do you think about his musicianship? I know we're about to hear a song that he's written. Is it a romantic song? Is it, what kind of, is it an anthem? Do you know anything about this?

It's just found out with me. No, he has, he has like a program and he just makes beats and stuff. So he, I, he just, you know, he's just learning how to do all this stuff like over this past year and now that we're on this restrictions, he's just been playing around with stuff and he came over and he and I sat around

and had some cocktails and made a song. And it's fun. It was fun. It's fun. It's not bad. I listened to it. You know, Sean is a professional audio musician. And you'll be able to know professional ass hole at this point.

Can you paste? Can you post it in the general? And is it? Okay. Have you heard Cam's nickname for him? It's not a very nice one. Hence the lasers. He's not a coach anyway.

He's a PE. He's a paper 8 PE teacher and personal trainer. And he can't tell us about his abs. I don't know. Oh, does he have abs? That's low. Yes. I'm just kidding.

What kind of like an eight pack or a six pack? What are we talking about? Nobody's got an eight pack at this point. My sister has an eight pack. She looks like, she looks like she had to go nuts. She's an eight pack. We went swimming yesterday. My sister takes her top off and it was like,

I felt like the fattest person in the world. You've never seen, like, there's no body fat on this bitch. I don't know what you're never gonna deal with. She's like, yeah. She's just a tiger moms could be white, I bitch. I don't know what I'm never gonna deal with. She's just a tiger mom's could be white, I guess. I don't know how. Okay, here is the song. Okay, cripple Jesus mom, here. We let's get your, well you've already heard it, right?

It's called Nurse's Redemption by the PE teacher. by the PE teacher. Alright, very, very, very sectioned hit. I feel like I'm in a western. I'm a man with regrets. Oh, I'm a tough one. I do. Maybe I'm wearing some leather, all leather pants, leather jacket like the undertaker.

Was this done on a keyboard or was it point and click like with a mouse on a MIDI track? I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure. Quick. Yeah. Wow. Do I hear another voice? Besides cams? His mom was talking. I thought I hear another voice? Besides, cams?

His mom was talking to his family. I thought I heard another man's voice. Does he sing on this? No, no, it's just a jam. It's just a jam. That flute, man. Slammon. Shade. This makes Shade sound like shit. Shit A. shit a that's what shit a that's what they should

Is there any backstory for this song crippled Jesus mom? No, we were just sitting around and we just started playing like with around with different loops and stuff and put it together And it was it was fun. It was super fun. It sounds fun. And you said this is a good job. You should do more of these. I think so.

No. You should not do more. I think there's a potential. No, I think this is good. All the hits are this good. Yeah, yeah. Couple Jesus, you're being this good. Yeah, yeah. Creeple Jesus, you're being very selfish.

Very, you're being very judgmental, Creeple Jesus. When that flute came in, I was... Take my breath away. It's like my favorite parts of lethal weapon. Yeah, lethal weapon field to end all straight holes. Yeah, and it really holds cop. It's all my favorite parts of the 80s and 90s if you can get that puddle a mud guy To put some lyrics over this

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That's pretty. He's a baby mammal. He's a baby mammal. He likes to go to the big, he caught the dog. He's not going out with him before. Yeah, he's actually a dog like a female. He cut the dog. Yeah, that's true. He's got a good point.

What is that with the talking to the dog thing? That's pretty odd. He just thinks she's, we have a punctual hour. So she's got like this crazy look, right? She's got a stout body. She's got a curly tail on her shoulder head. So it sounds like a little pig. Yeah. Yeah. She's just very cute and sweet in an odd way. And he just, he gets a kick out of her.

That's all. Oh man. He just talks to her. He calls me. He'll talk to her too. He talks to the dog on the phone. Yeah, I was fine with that and tell me. That's amazing.

I was like, hey, I was I was fine with that Like I was like hey, I love dogs. I think dogs are fucking awesome You know call I don't want to talk to my girlfriend's dog on the phone He's like let me see what she's doing Dick I think I think he cares more about the dog And your mom Street I think he cares more about the dog I've seen your mom I never see no dog that could be that interesting Well, he's working it good for him

As long as you're both happy I really just wish he wouldn't try to explain to me that he's smart She could just say that she's dating a man more. Oh, no, Mimbo. Mimbo. Mimbo. Mimbo. He's a Mimbo. He's not smart. Was he a trainer of PE teachers? He has a master's degree. What's his master's degree in P and what? In history. Oh, in history. Oh, history. Classic. Very expensive. A great thing to be a teacher. Yeah. Well, what are you guys? Maybe you guys need to do like some

father-son bonding or something like that or the bed. I have a catch or something. Sean, weren't you? Oh, wait. Sean was offering to be crippled Jesus is step dead. Crippled Jesus mom. What do you think about that? He's got some abs probably under his shirt shong would never talk to the dog

i don't know we don't talk about girlfriend shong would never talk to the dog no i don't even i wouldn't even see the dog uh... you disagree would you talk to crippled his adoptive talk to the i'd say hi if I was at the house. I Wouldn't ask to face time with the dog See that put a puppy on the fucking dog on the screen

It's more like forest gum sounding. Oh scum sounding. Oh, Jesus. Not Jesus. Not Jesus. But, Yeah. Lemme see that. No. Uh,

I see the puppy. Sorry. I see the puppy in the dog. I see your dog. I see your dog there. Place. That's the dog. That's the good looking puppy to the park.

I like dogs. It's not like that at all. The song is not that bad. Lieutenant. Hey, I think it's got promise. It's great for what it is. Keep at it. Wonderful. I don't know about this talking to dogs thing though. That's a little message. Does he write notes to the dog too? What do you read? What do you read? If you wrote a note from the dog, what do you like? Okay. That's a little. Well, that's it. Well, here's the question.

Here's the question. Here's the question. If you guys are still- You already think he's off his rack or for talking to the dog for five minutes. Here's a question. They started a Facebook page for the dog. Oh my god. Okay, there it is.

That answer my question. That answer my question. That means that he will give people gifts from the dog. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's just okay, they're into my question. They're into my question. That means that he will give people gifts from the dog. No. No. Right, no. No, yeah, you're right, you're right.

My nurse actually is with my aunt. She said to me, she said, like, what the fuck, why did I get a friend request? From the dog. No. No. No, no, no. Does, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have it. I'm a friend request. I mean, my hamster has an Instagram, but that's totally

different. That's show related. I post pictures of my cats. I don't give them their own page. Uh, all right. I believe I believe he also had t-shirts. Are you kidding me? That's probably a way.

What? Okay, now it's actually getting to be. I thought this was like a fun joke. I'm kidding me. That's probably a way. What? Okay, now it's actually getting to be... I thought this was like a fun joke. This sounds like he sure is. Sure, it's not a teacher. Sure, it's not a teacher. It's free to us.

So it is the dog. The dog's face is like super imposed on a slough hanging from a tree. So he says multi-media editing as well as producing beads. Photoshop and it's very talented. Crviju Lee Lurpin, you sound just jealous. All right. I gotta go. I can I can post the Facebook and the chat. You can just be a post-traumatic. Yes. Go go. Yeah. Okay. Go play outside. You seem like you have too much energy. Yeah, you got too much energy You gotta give this all run around the track

You gotta give this guy another chance Well not stand that's rough. Oh baby talk That's rough. Oh baby. Talk. All right, buddy. He's growing pot, especially for cam and stuff. Like he's for his pain and not good weed. I might have three. Yeah. Good weed. Don't look gift pot in the mouth. Come on. It's not legal over there. If you were my kid, I beat you in your 30s. It is legal. He's just growling it for you. I'm not going to turn down free drugs, but it's not like course manure. It's like civet coffee. Do you have any tips on dealing with a stepdad?

Sean? Have you ever had to, have you ever been in the other shoes? No, because I was older. You were older. I was older when my mom remarried and stuff. If you're a stepdad's giving you free weed, I think you're doing fine.

Yeah. Yeah. But he talks to the dog. Talk to the dog. Yeah, you gotta take the good with the bed. All right. All right, dog. Yeah, you gotta take the good with the bed. All right, all right everybody. So yeah.

Okay, I'm gonna have fun with the fight. You're about to have. Bye. They sound like they're doing well under quarantine. This is from the Rogers, okay. So you still on? Yeah, I think so. So next time I come in, I'll try to bring up Star Wars.

Oh, fuck, sorry. What were you gonna say? I was gonna say next time I come in,'ll try to bring up Star Wars. Oh fuck, sorry. What were you gonna say? I was gonna say next time I come in I'll bring up Star Wars earlier. We can talk about it. Let's just watch one of them. We should watch one of them in recording commentary track. Yeah, commentary. I was thinking about that on the way over.

I'll do that. You can do that? That'd be fun. Alright, when you guys want to do it, we can do this week. Yeah. Just watch it on mute or some subtitles on. Yeah, if you guys can set up the audio or whatever. Yeah.

Do you want a film that I could bring a camera? Oh, no, because everybody, so we do the commentary tracks where you just record the audio and mute it and then people can watch it along with the movie. That's what we've done a bunch of times. We could do an old one or a new one, I don't know. Yeah, we just don't send out the audio to, yeah, that's just for, yeah.

Well, it'd be good to watch one of the new trilogy because it's easier to goof on, I think. For sure. Okay, let's watch this. Because I haven't seen the last Jedi. Oh, you haven't. Wait, did you see last Jedi or no? So you haven't seen the last two?

I think so. You saw Forza Wakin's. Yeah. And the last one is from Skywalker. Or is it Skywalker? Is that the one? The Skywalker is the most recent one. So let's see the one where she actually hangs out

on the island with Luke Skywalker. Is that the one where works the most recent one? Yeah. Okay. Let's do the one where she actually hangs out on the island with Luke Skywalker. Is that the song I want to resmilking tits? Then you did see, yeah, that was last year. I don't remember any of it. All right. Yeah. It's well it's hard to remember it. No, totally. They're utterly forgettable. Yeah. But the most recent one is Rises Sky Walker. So it's on the side. Let's do that one. And you just did the video on that one too. I'm about to finish the video on that. Are you burned out? We could do something. Oh, no, no, no. I can't. Okay, okay. Talk about this stupid crap all day. It's so out? We could do something on that. Oh no, no, no, I can't. Okay, okay, okay. Talk about this stupid crap all day.

It's so fast. I love talking about it because it's like watching. It makes no sense. Yeah. Yeah. All of the production choices are so uncinnical. Like it's like you guys should be behaving like a cynical corporate conglomerate making good choices and you've just only made bad choices.

Yeah, it's, I'm, frankly pretty amazed and surprised that Disney has fucked the movies up this bad. Yeah. You would think that... You would think that paying like four billion for the rights? They're truly mediocre at best. Yeah. All right, everybody.

This is the next show. This is, I don't know if, I don't even know what this, I don't know if this is a song for the show. Maybe we'll just end it on crippled Jesus' mom's boyfriends song. Why not? Yeah, why not? See you everybody. See you next Tuesday.