The Dick Show - Episode 205 - Dick on Multiple Women

Episode Date: May 5, 2020

Bird and I are accused of being Antifa at a freedom protest, Andrew Tate Calls in to talk kickboxing and cam whoring, The Little Irishman draws all over his brother, Maddox calls me a rapist and a pedophile, what happened to health insurance, debts and liabilities outgrow assets, men's entitlement, women's ingratitude, the Hard Men Working Hard create a chart-topper, and dealing with LGBT parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Why will I do? Okay, okay. Andrew Tates calling in. My God. Not with the silly stuff. I don't want to cock T's you though, Sean. Oh. Oh, nice. You don't want to withhold my tease you though, Sean. Oh, oh nice to meet you. I don't wanna withhold my love from you, Sean.

Oh good. Cause you'll go insane. Right. Just like all these other people. Yeah, I'll open so many social media accounts. You have no idea. I will just, I'll become the most prolific social media author in the world.

John might know something that will actually embarrass me. Yeah. You know what? If I ever did, I've probably long since put that out on my mind. I go like, well, he's unembarisable. So like, now, like, even if that thing did have teeth, now it's like, everything in my mind is like, no, it's all gums. Yeah.

Nothing like it. He's outgrown it. Yeah, so he won't care. There's nothing to even bring up. You go, people underestimate, like the Dr. Phil thing is a joke. People underestimate the resolve of someone who goes on international television

and says all lesbians are faking it and women are horrors. You want to understand what you want to say, you want to experience shame and you want to experience a singularity of being exposed for something, give that a shot. And then come back and talk to me about what's embarrassing in your piddly little life.

Someone who's afraid that, oh, I can't tell my parents, I'm gay. Yeah. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum What would they did my kick a bit me out? I hate you dick. I hate you. I'm talking about had Who's had that little prick that called in and said and said that I and said that mint that what Riley lived in a Meth house or something oh oh yeah This again I would I would be I would be embarrassed by this. That's a hell of an impersonation. Now I don't want to remember what he actually sounds like.

No one cares. Just like that, right? That's the thing. I never think of you at all. Yeah. Only when I'm entertaining people for money. Do I think of you? That's the difference between me. Mm-hmm. And you.

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America's worst, worst, absolutely most worst Mexican. 55 weeks running, I draw wives, I'm coming for them with my Latin charms. Terrible. Terrible, abyssable. Shining me as always is world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello dick.

Hey, what's up buddy? This is hot off the wire. I told you right before we walked in. I don't know cock teasing. My yeah, no cock teasing. If I ever saw something that would make me want to have kids without question, this is it. My sister wakes me up with this text. I never saw something that would make me want to have kids without question. This is it.

My sister wakes me up with this text. Apparently, the little Irishman convinced his little brother that he could make him look like a video game, like his favorite video game character with a sharpie. Which shot immediately to the top of his list of things he wants to be. As soon as he heard that what you can do that Sign me up For fuck sake The Irishman my seven-year-old nephew I read-headed seven year old nephew who skinned his pink.

So pure evil. Yeah, pure evil. Yeah, there's a little prick, very, very smart and a little prick has convinced his younger brother, BamBam, that he can make him look like his favorite video game character, who is I guess Terry from SMAT, my sister, I said, well, who was it? She goes, Terry, I don't know who that is and I said well I know it's smash brothers yeah Oh my god the angry eyebrows

Crying crying because he's she said they were quiet for too long. So she went up and checked. They see him frantically trying to scrub off with a sharpie. He's trying to get him off. Yeah, that shit's got to wear off. This sharpie possible. Drew in a burnt-sized, like a muppet. Right.

Like he tripped and fell on two black caterpillars. And then if you look at his hands, they drew gloves onto his back. Here it gets better. He drew sideburns onto him like Elvis. I love how thoroughly he colored in everything. It's sad that you're gonna look great, man. Yeah, no, I'm like gonna look. You're gonna look great, man. I like how he looks perfectly even and solid.

Oh, man. You're good, exact. You're gonna look. You said Terry, right? I got you, fam. This is gonna look brilliant. You're gonna look amazing. It makes you wish that school was back in session.

You have to go deal with that. It really does. Oh, that's fucking funny. Have you ever done anything like that? My sister and I were too far apart. We got my, she's a girl. It feels weird. You don't pick on a girl the same way, you know? For whatever reason, I can remember being a little kid. I was, my brother was with me. We were all playing in this, you know, big kind of a, you know, rack room or junk room room or whatever we had. Yeah had, all the shit in there.

And the power went out and it was getting like dust. I remember that for some reason and we convinced my younger sister to cut her hair. The smallest one or the second one? No, no, second smallest one. That's better. That's right. Yeah. I don't know how old she was.

I mean, she was like talking but pretty, pretty young and we're like, she's like, do it. We should do it. And then she did it. We're like, we's like, do it, we should do it. And then she did it. And we're like, yeah, it looks pretty. Keep going. Keep going. Yeah, and by the time, you know, I mean, by the time, by the time, and then she defended it to my mom.

Oh no. Oh yeah, cause she was like, this was the same one who just stood in the driveway at my grandma's house flipping off my dad because she didn't wanna come. She was like four years old or something like that. She didn't wanna come in for dinner. It's like, it's time to go.

She goes, you see this daddy. You see this? My grandmother's favorite story. She just stood there defiantly in the fucking yard. Just flipping, yeah. You see this daddy? Did you teach her that? What, yeah, yeah, yeah.

One of us, because we're all about three years apart. We're all about three years apart. Mama's boy. I was probably eight or nine. My brother was probably six or seven. She was probably four, something like that. But yeah, that was the same one. She cut her hair off and then she was just,

she was defiant to my, like, no, it looks pretty. Why are moms so pissed at little girls for cutting their hair? I like that's a thing. That's a real thing. You're a little girl, you cut your hair, your mom goes fucking ballistic. Yeah, my- What is your, what is your problem? It's my hair.

Yeah. What? Get your own fucking hair, you old spencer. Yeah. What the hell would you suck my bone marrow out of me if it would give you another year of youth? Where the oh Sean? Damn it. What a mess you've just got you.

Do you want to take a moment and you've just spilled hot coffee in your lap? I totally did. I was so hot. I was so I was so hopped up to add to the conversation. I didn't finish drinking. You've been an incredible co host the last couple weeks. Oh, have I? Yeah. Oh, really-host the last couple weeks. Oh, have I? Yeah.

Oh, really? You really earned that watch. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I can't wait to get it sized. Oh, man. It's driving me nuts. I think about that watch every now and you're like,

come on, we just fucking open up. So if you can get the goddamn watch sized. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Speaking of spilling, we've got a new spilling record in the house. I went to the protest. the L.A. protest. Where was that? There was one downtown, an extra city hall.

Did you see any of the pictures? I've seen the Orange County ones. The Orange County ones are massive. Yeah, I mean, the Huntington Beach one, it makes sense to know because it's a goddamn beach, right? Nobody wants to go protest. Yeah. It's the middle of downtown city.

Well, the thing about the, the thing about the orange county is like, it's so funny, because if you're from Southern California, like, you know that orange county is the people who are out doing that kind of stuff. Yeah. It's a bunch of soccer moms doing what stuff? Like, like, if you saw them, they're all a bunch of carons. of carons like I take people more seriously if they didn't look like that it's orange kind of so I thought it was a bunch of young people who wanted to party. Uh, there's always some of that because again that was close to the beach but it's like

orange County I always look at orange County. I'm like, yeah, you fucking little insulated fucking soccer moms. They're all privileged people. Sean came from the ghetto. They are the definition of the kind of little hungry child. It's just funny. The Leonavale ghetto. Yeah, that's a kid gun in your hand. You could hunger in your belly. Yeah, you could get a gun in your hand.

You're in your own way. Not this sheltered O.C. The hard streets. This is Valencia, California. Yeah. It's, you're just a little, it's LA's just a little bit different. Yeah, I was surprised so many people came out to the downtown one. Oh yeah.

Cause LA is so lazy. Well, yeah. No, nobody wants to do anything. But there was a lot of, there was a lot of hot chicks there. Surprisingly. Were there protesting for free speech, I guess. Well, they're surprising. Getting out of the house anyway.

Kind of the house. Yeah, getting some sun. I instantly, well, I was there with Riley. Riley came in for it. Bird, bird, his buddy came in for it. Men's came in for it. Yeah, I figured out Riley was waiting that I would protest and they drove the drone online.

No, Vito is at home editing his rise of Skywalker and nerd inventory. Can you just get it out by this? I'm so hateful for him. Well, he was saying he wanted to get out and go to one, right? Yeah, but he's got to get that video done. Well, he's got to get his internal. He's got to tell tomorrow his misogyny that he has toward

is what drives him to hate those films. This is what the, oh, right, is compelling him. Right. This is what I'm inside. And finish those. So finish his nerdumentary that he's making, Rise of Skywalker a complete cinematic failure.

I can't wait, so we did the Rise of Skywalker, Rise of Cockblocker documentary. It was fun. Dictation. Yeah. And he talked a little bit about the last video he did, the last Jedi is a complete cinematic failure. Do you remember that?

The amount of money that that guy has made had nine million views. That's amazing. The amount of money that guy has made on one fucking like take down video. Well, in like YouTube staggering. It's hard to make money on YouTube, isn't it? Oh yeah.

You literally have to have millions of views to make anything. Yeah, people try for 10 years now. They don't make a dollar. Yeah. But he's got a magic touch. He really does, because he's so centrist, I think. I want to see, well, there's one thing to, yeah, to appeal to a wine number of people,

but it's for women. Yeah, right, that's what makes them so. That's what makes them so focused and smart. It's like the, you know, it's like, yeah, you know, you can, you can lost my hatred for women. No matter what country you're in, you can shit on women. Yeah, that's the one the, you know, it's like, you know, you can, you can, you can lost my hatred for women. No matter what country you're in, you can shit on women. Yeah. That's the one thing, you know, the lesson, the lesson of American history X is that racism

is cured by exposure to other racism. Right. However, more exposure to women will only make you hate them more. That's what funny. That's the difference between sexism and racism. Right. Um, he's doing that's doing that was a blast. You can get that commentary track on patreon.com slash the dick show.

Like you can get all the commentary tracks. I know I don't plug that enough and I should. There's a shitload of bonus content up there this month. If you're bored in the quarantine and I know you are. So we go to the, I go to the protest with bird and Riley. And they, Riley is wearing an Israel flag. It's a cape, you know, of course. As a cape, as a cape.

Good. Good for Riley. And bird has this sign that says drink bleach for free speech or something. Very good, very good. That's the correct response, right? Solaris. What I've noticed is if that's your response to something you're doing,

a fourth of people are gonna be angry. Like three out of four people will laugh. Yeah. One out of four people will be angry. There it is. There's this sign right there. I drink the bleach for free speech. That's fucking I don't. Again, we talk about the humor, the humor gene.

Like there's something missing. Yeah. Yeah, there really is. There's something missing because I don't see how it that's fucking hilarious. I'm going to get I'm going to let everybody see it. There we go. There we go. Drink bleach for free speech. Cover that up. Very cool. So very funny. So, you know, not 30 minutes into the rally or so,

this big fat ass comes up to us and starts accusing us of, accuses bird of being Antifa. So, because he's in a black shirt. Because he's skinny. and he has long hair and he's wearing like a shirt and he goes, whoo, me? Why? What do you, because of my hair?

Like, and now it's, now this is not a question. We're being racially profile, right? Like, yeah, wait a minute. You're accusing me of being Antifa because of the way I look. What the fuck is that? Fuck you. So he goes, the guy starts,

this big fat ass says, I used to be a professional poker player. So I know, I know when people are bullshitting when I see them. Was it coach? Yeah, right? That sounds like, no, no, it wasn't coach. I was a guy of the same build, slightly fat or Derek.

So then his, so then his little wife, oh not a lot of them. And next to him and starts barking at us and I'm like, oh, well, I gotta get this on tape, right? This is hilarious. Yeah. I got the recording of it. Oh, me, I'll play it a little bit

after Andrew Tate calls in. How did he, didn't that explanation go pretty quickly? I mean, wouldn't that have been? No, because I know, like I'm not ant he got out. No, I'm not Antifa. Matter of fact, I hate those fuckers. No, I hate those. He said explicitly, I'm not wearing a mask.

That's how you know I'm not Antifa. And the guy goes, no, I know. No, I know. Listen, then him and his fucking wife. I've seen a lot of the profiling crime shows. Yeah, I know exactly what's going on here. That's what Antifa would say. So bird looks at me and it's like,

it's because I have long hair, isn't it? I said, I fucking think so. So then I get in the guy's face. I see it as, I get in his face. Cause now I'm like, well, you're, you're, I'm more, you are as much as I cared about ending the lockdown and protesting tyranny, I care way more about fools and pitting them.

Because you are the, whatever side you're on politically, you are the eternal, you are the eternal enemy of reason. You, you big fat ass who's now barking at my friend here for making wild accusations and trying to nipple rub in the street. Give me a break. So I get in his face. That should be a very, that should be like a five-second conversation. Yeah, you're in Tifa.

Oh, fucking Tifa. Yeah. Then the guys started going, these guys are posters. These guys are posters. Fucking Tifa. Fucking, so we started going, yeah, fucking Tifa. Yeah, exactly, fucking Tifa. That's why they're not here because of no idea.

No idea. Good idea, buddy. Why they aren't here resisting fascism, I don't know. Maybe no one's paying their bills because whoever was paying their bills is enjoying the lockdown. Maybe banks are raking down two to three percent on every PPP loan they give out

and that's why they didn't limit it to actually small businesses and gave it out to everyone instead. Maybe that's why. Maybe George Soros is making ass loads of money tanking yet another currency. Maybe that's why. Maybe all these things.

Maybe giant companies are gobbling up mom and pop stores. Maybe the new normal is to be inside forever and rely on Amazon for everything. rely on Amazon to arrange your marriage. It was bad to happen sooner or later. Maybe that's why Amazon stock is skyrocketing. Maybe that's why there is saying, you know, maybe that's why

that we're not seeing them anymore. You fat moron anyway. His wife comes over who's of course fatter than he is. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lordy, you gotta just grab these people. But man, the man is not good enough for me. I need like what they're wearing.

I need like, I need grooming habits. I need them if they wore the same size. That was my opener. And I said, whoa, that's nice. I said, look, another one. Are you guys twins? Do you wear the same size clothes? He's got the, I'm gonna buy a Harley for my retirement

for when the kids go to college, go T. You know that go T that big fat white guys have retirement for when the kids go to college, go T. You know that go T that big fat white guys have? The second a kids go to college, babe, I'm gonna buy Harley, babe, and me and you, babe, we're gonna tour the country. Well, he's trying to, he's trying to give his jawline or something some definition, I would think, being super fat.

Like that's why you grow like a framed, something on your face to frame a little bit. King Hibba with a go T. That's what he looked like. Oh good, King Hibba with a go T. And his wife looked face to frame a little with a goatee. That's what he looked like. Oh, good. King hippo with a goatee. And his wife looked like King hippo without a goatee. And they had two little miss and two little rugrats, two little shipbirds with him. Yeah.

One of the kids gets and get tries to join in on the on the two minute eight. Oh boy. Which is, it's like Walmart, uh, Walmart dropped them off on their Walmart short bus, I think, to get to the protest. Okay. I got, I got a, I got, to get to the protest. Okay. I got a picture now. Anyway, so bird invariably, inevitably, inexorably calls the man an F-sler because he's,

because he's, because bird has probably been attacked for looking like a representative of the, of the trans community for his entire life. Just look at him. Yeah. You know, that guy doesn't escape it. He's not, but that's the reality of this cruel world that we're in, right? You got any beef with this guy,

you're immediately going there. So, bird calls, bird calls the guy an Epsilon, while I'm asking his wife, if the children just followed him around or if they're orbiting around her. A woman, a plate somebody somebody taped this, I hope. I did. I got six minutes of it on tape.

I'll play it at the end of the show. A black woman at the conservative protest against tyranny. Yeah. Here over here's Bird calling him the Eft Slur and makes a beeline for the police. Because she hears a magical word that she's offended by. calling him the eft slur and makes a b-line for the police. Mm-hmm. Because she hears a magical word that she's offended by. She runs over to the police and points over at us

and says those guys. So she gets tased immediately. You wish, right? Well, I mean, I wish that they would. Oh, sorry. I've seen some, I've seen some a little extra effort on people who are not white by the cops on some videos recently. So I figured, you know, she gets sprayed or tased.

Well, she went to the wrong cop then. Oh, gotcha. She went to the cop who is a mist, mist of understanding. She went to the Mr. Rogers of policemen. Oh, boy. Those guys, officer, those guys are saying hateful words over there. I love how you do the, the Maddox voice. Yeah. For that. That's a skinny black girl. Officer, those guys are saying hateful words over there. I love how you do the Maddox voice.

Yeah. For that. Just skinny black girl. The other voice doesn't fit. So he's kind of, he walks over and I see him coming away a mile away because I've been in a lot of nipple rubbing fights with ask with clowns at bars and don't want to do anything. The last thing they want to deal with is two nipple rubbing muscle dummies. Nobody wants two of them, but I try to give that big smile.

I'm like, look, I'm booking with the guy. You know I can stop. You know I'm not gonna stop because you know he deserves it. You know that to the cop. Yeah. When he comes over, I'm like, what's that, man? What's cool with the fucking guys? And he comes over and I shit you guys.

You guys are on the same side. Come on now. Yeah. Then you just stop and walk. So then. You guys are on the same side. Come on now. Yeah. Then you just stop and walk. So then I start going to the guy because she's like, that's, uh, this is a couple whose wife regularly says he's not worth it. He's not, he's not worth it. He's not just walk away. Just walk away. He's not worth it. He's not worth it. Uh, and I go, listen to your wife, sir. Sir, you do what your wife tells you to do, sir. Listen to your wife, sir. Listen to your wife, he's like frozen like a magical spell.

Like, I want to walk away, but he doesn't, yeah. But I don't, what's gonna be worse? I'd listen to your wife, listen to your fat wife, sir. Right. If anybody else told me, I would do it. Right. I was listening, but Bert is telling him to punch him in the fucking face. Punch me in my fucking face.

If you think I'm antifa. Anyway, I we leave and it turned out this guy Sam Tripoli, who is a comedian, a conspiracy guy for the Joe Rogan show, like he's associated with that crew, like Eddie Bravo. I think he has a show. He has a show. He's someone of notes in the podcasting world, I suppose, in the athletic podcasting world. That's a separate genre. That's being too fit.

I'm the most fit you could be without going too far. Right. They're a little too fit, I think. He has taken a picture of man Bird screaming at the protesters and labeled us as lizard people who are there to disrupt the process. So I start getting a lot of sense actually. I start getting all these texts from people

who, because the guy is popular, he's more popular than me, right? Like, is this you? And that's, let me show you this picture. I'll put it up on the stream. This is what was shot of Bird and I arguing with the fact couple that we're not in fact Antifa members. Oh my God, that's fucking, that's a great shot. It's a great picture.

He deleted it. Ralph got us both to call into the Ralph Retort, which was a great, which was just keeps getting weirder and great broadcast. It's getting so getting weirder and great broadcast. It's getting so much weirder. There's a good time, though. No good. Long as you had a good time.

Well, that's what I, that is how I measure it. It is? Yes, I do. That was it was said with all sincerity. But then Sam did the remarkable thing. Sam tripply that guy did something really, truly remarkable that you rarely see. We see it about once a year.

He said, oh, I'm sorry I didn't know that and deleted his tweet, my bad. Didn't know what. Didn't know that we were not, in fact, lizard people that we were doing. That's annoyingly. But he takes your word for it. That'll happen when you get 100 people

on the internet saying like, oh man, you got the wrong guy. I see. Okay, well, you know, he didn't have his special glasses that day where he could identify scales, you know what I mean? Like it's, he said he would call it and he seemed pretty funny. He seemed like a hoot.

I would love to talk to that guy. Yeah, right? I love it. I love love to talk to that guy. Yeah, right? I love, I love conspiracy guys. It's fascinating. Here is the, it's fascinating and also infuriating. There's bird trying to be as condescending as possible. Yeah, that's a pretty condescending look.

He's wearing a Marboro man in the middle of, in the middle of spring in LA. He's wearing a Marboro man in the middle of in the middle of spring and LA. He's wearing a Marboro man sheep skin jacket Yeah, I said that look but this yeah, see doing he's like yeah, like it that's I've got I've got a road rage shirt of myself I guess you do that's it that's the first thing I noticed and that's what everybody in the comments is like this Antifa motherfucker. He's wearing a $3,000 watch with a picture of his, like, you guys really will just believe anything. And now I'm thinking, why don't, that's a good bit.

Yeah. Go to pretend to be Antifa. And typically. Yeah. Just like a matter of the women, but trolling these conservative guys anyway. Somebody's had to do that, right? I mean, like, I don't know.

I mean, those people who try to infiltrate them, I would think, like PETA tries to infiltrate animal adoptions and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, so they can kill them at home. So they can steer, they can just, you know, change the mind, fuck the people, like steal their dogs and stuff. Yeah, we're just poison. They just get people to, you know, like these, you know, they try to get people to poison them. Yeah, then they, I think they start talking too much and then somebody sniffs them out and has them hauled off. Oh, oh, like project veritas, level undercover with that kind of stuff. Oh, God, it's already 1130. It is. Let's see, Tate, Andrew Tate was going to call in. Uh-huh. He's quite an interesting character. Yeah. As all of the sex, Andrew Tate was gonna call in. Uh huh. He's quite an interesting character. Yeah.

Has all of the sex. Andro Tate is another man who's vilified and punished for having all of the sex. Yeah. I wanna hear more about how he gets. Well, yeah, I mean, let's talk about all of the sex. Okay. Total liabilities and debt for the US is now greater

than the assets per family in the US. So, about that, I think that happened this week. So, if we all gave all of our monies to the government, we'd still owe, if everybody, we just handed all the companies, all the wealth over, we'd still owe money. So I don't know, maybe you take that, think about that for a minute. You know what else but struck me about the protest too,

is when the whole drink bleach thing that Trump said to drink bleach, that Trump said to drink bleach. You heard of that? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I've heard of it. And then he's a bad guy for saying drink bleach. Yeah. And then that woman, it turned out that couple who did it and the guy died. It turned out that she killed him and just blamed it on Trump. Is that the drink, the fish cleaner? Well, she put, yeah, it turns out, right? I hadn't followed up on that. It was weird. It was odd, right?

It was odd from the, yeah. And then the media, the news like, oh, Trump did this. They drank it. Trump did it. They drank it. Trump did it. Well, it turned out it was homicide.

It wasn't even the right chemical. No, no, that was your first clue. Yeah. But then I'm thinking, well, the only reason I know that he said that is because you guys keep saying that he says that. Yeah. How is that over and over and over?

I hear the news saying some shit, a guy said that he didn't say, and they know full well that half of their people are an amount of their people are going to believe the guy they're saying said something. Oh no, yeah. Is that not wildly reckless to anybody else? I got it. Every Trump said to drink bleach. He didn't say that.

He didn't say that. He didn't say that. But everything is everything that everybody puts out there in a loud voice is wildly reckless these days. I mean, that's, I'm just, because I'm looking at some of these people at the protest and they're talking about, it's like they're protesting tyranny and the end, I have a problem with. Oh no, I'm just, because I'm looking at some of these people at the protests and they're talking about, it's like they're protesting tyranny and, and the end, I have a problem with.

Oh no, I know. Well, this was, remember Occupy Wall Street? Yeah. My brother was working in the financial district. Yeah, he was working down there. Yeah, like down there. And he said it's like, okay, well, it immediately, it had no center at all.

It immediately came, like this guy is against factory farms. This guy is, you know, wearing a tin foil hat. This guy is like, it's just a bunch of fucking derelicts and castoffs and people wouldn't find a man where to go. Like, there was, so it had no focus at all. So, like, I get what you're saying about the end. It's like the end is actually probably your number one. Yeah, it really is.

It's like you're just out here to try to get that Kim trails shit through, aren't you? You don't really understand what. Like you got a woman running to the cops because she heard the F-slur. Right, I know that you don't, I know that you're not inside of freedom. Trying to get, trying to have, trying to increase

the interactions with police over some words you heard. Yeah. I don't think so. You're on the wrong side. What do you think the cops gonna do? Taze us, I guess. I mean, what, like honestly, like what I get, I don't know.

Pull our pants down. Call you enough, Spank our butts. See how's it feel. Hi, this is a, the caning is illegal in the US. So we send a cop to you who calls you an F-slam in front of your kids. That's the new version of corporal punishment. I got some other stuff that makes me a rage today.

I hung a TV in my garage. Oh, I finished Final Fantasy II. I wanna talk about health insurance as well, because I don't think people know enough about that. I hung a TV in the garage because I got so bored. So now I just need to set up more living spaces. That's all you can do when you're stuck at home during your lockdown. It's set up additional living spaces. Right, some area of your house or property has to be novel for a while. Yeah. All right.

I'm bored of this room. I'm going to go set up a cell in the garage. I'm going to put a TV in there, get some shelves, and then when I'm done with that, I'll move to a shed in the yard and set that up as a living space. I can have many alternative living spaces in my house. The scene at Best Buy is now, I don't know if you've shopped for anything there. No, you drive in. I mean, not in years.

And it's all cordoned off as though, it's all cordoned off as though there's a zombie attack, even though LA, you know, there's been what, hundreds of deaths. No, I think it's over, I think it's over. Is it over a thousand? I think it's, you know what? We can like, we can,

I wanna say it's like two, but I could be wrong. Two deaths? No, no, no, no, two thousand? I think it's, you know what? We can like, I wanna say it's like two, but I could be wrong. Two deaths? No, no, no, no, two thousand. I could be wrong. I don't know. I can't remember. I didn't, let's see.

Let me give it a look real quick to date this show. We've had, peak resort. That's the 19th of April. Death's per day. What's the here? Should be May 2nd, right? Total, there's a total, here we go. 2000 deaths, you're right.

Okay, 2100, yeah. 2000 deaths, up 40 million, so not that bad. Are we 40 million or 20 million? California's 40. Oh, 40, 40, no, you're right, 20 million in like the greater LA area. Yeah, how's the I was wondering? Well, because the census came.

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, the census came. I threw it away. Well, because the census came. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. The census came. I threw it away. I always throw away the census. Yeah. Cause fuck you. And 80s girl got it out. And she saw it and got it out. Cause it says in big letters it's illegal not to fill this out.

So it opens it up and I'm like, what do you know what? I wasn't joking. That wasn't a bit I was doing. If you did the same thing with the jewelry summons, I did that. Yeah. I don't know. Government doesn't tell me what to do. If enough people did that, right? If enough people did that, we'd have a population zero.

A representation in Congress would go down. A number. We'd lose one extra Congressman, right? Yeah. So that's where I'm wondering how many people have to die from this so that we lose, what's a numbers game? We lose one or two guys. That's good.

Anyway, you go into Best Buy and it's set up like, it's set up like there's a zombie invasion. There's everything's cordoned off and roped off and you have to park. You have to park your car six feet away from the other car next to you. There's no going into the store anymore. Seriously? Yes, you park in your car, you order your shit on your phone, you park your car and the spaces,

they filled them up with piles of sand so that you cannot physically put your car too close to another car and you're instructed to pop your trunk and a guy comes a guy in a fucking mask, a 20 year old, a 20 year old who can go die for the country but who can't drink or smoke or vape because it's harmful to kids. Trolley's out of television or whatever and loads it into your trunk with his COVID mask on. That's the protocol now for parking.

That's insane. That's fucking most insane shit. I thought I would never see this in America. That's insane. It's mind blowing. All roped off with his printed signs. So nobody goes in the store. Nobody.

You're not even, you can't even interact with the guy. Wow. He will sit, he sits away like the children of the corn, watching you open your trunk, and then getting back in your car so he can wheel over, and then fucking advance sterilize the cart that he brought you over your shit in. It's fucking madness.

Fucking madness. Meanwhile, 10 miles away, you've got 1,000 people out screaming about Kim Trails and 5G. Yeah. How about you, did you see a lot of those? Oh, tons. Yeah, tons, tons. Yeah.

Let's see what else I got here. That was the, oh yeah, health insurance. People didn't, I feel like it's my responsibility to tell people how that works a little bit. So what I find is everybody thinks they know how something works because that's how it should work. Oh yeah. But when an actuality does not work like that,

like no, they hit a, they snuck a scam in there. Well yeah, we've talked about the group numbers and things, right? Like traditional insurance. So here's where, here's, we've talked about the group numbers and things, right? Like traditional insurance. So here's where, here's why we've got 30 million people out of work or whatever that number is. Half of people about have health insurance through work. We've got, we've got about 9 million,

7 million people who are now no health insurance, right? They're gonna die. Bad, I got bad news for you. Some of those people are gonna die. A lot of those people are gonna have serious long-term health effects as they didn't go to the doctor for. A Some of those people are gonna die. A lot of those people are gonna have serious long-term health effects as they didn't go to the doctor for. A lot of those people are just living in pain. That's the nature of not having health insurance.

You don't go to the doctor. You don't get something caught early enough and you fucking die. That's what happens. Well, yeah, you certainly weigh that against. You weigh cost. Like, if you get one cobra, you get that email that says, or that letter that says,

this is how much your cobra payments are to continue your healthcare. It's about $10,000 a day and you think, what the fuck happened? I know. I remember the first time I got one of those, what do you mean? What is this?

How can I abort myself at this age? This is, I can't live like this. So do you know, Rose, Roosevelt during World War II, 1943, said, everything's, all prices are frozen. Similar kind of shit that we do now. We got to stop inflation, everything's frozen. Nothing can increase and no increase in salaries, nothing. There's no, we're gonna pause the economy.

We're gonna try to pause the economy, right? Just like we're doing now pause the economy. We're going to try to pause the economy, right? Just like we're doing now. It's not working. And in order to get employees at that time, as they can't give them more money, they give them benefits, which is where you give you health insurance. Right. There's a World War II relic that we have to deal with, that now, seven to nine million

people have to deal with. And he says, and so they say, well, we can't give you more money. Is that all that's uninsured? Nine million? It's only that. I mean, who knows? Yeah, I was just new. This is numbers from like a week ago that I got.

Let me make sure I got it right. I don't know. I just say, yeah, a lot of people suddenly out of insurance. Somehow I thought it would be more. Well, you got 30 million people out of a job. So people so companies say, all right, we're gonna give you benefits. And the IRS in their infinite wisdom says,

we're gonna let you write off those benefits that you give to people. No, you can't do that. And you can't write off food that you give to employees. You can write, I mean, if you give them lunch every day like a cafeteria, you can write that off, but you can't write, you can't do that, you can't write off food that you give to employees. I mean, if you give them lunch every day, like a cafeteria, you can write that off, but you can't write, you can't write shit off that they use it home, right?

You can't write off, you can't buy them a car and say, we're writing the whole thing. If you gotta amortize it over a long time, like it's got, it has a lot of strict requirements. They said, yeah, you write it all off. Write the whole thing off. So they've created a world wherein they created the world wherein now, where let me read these, I got to stats for you about these. The average cost for premiums for

single coverage is seven grand, $7,000 a year for single, single coverage, $20,000 for family coverage. The average amount it employees actually pay mm-hmm 1200 for single coverage 6000 for family coverage. So, just so, because I have to have this argument all the time with people, just so we're all in the same page, whatever company is paying to employ you, that money is yours. That is money that they've set aside to pay for you. Whatever it happens to be,

whatever they happen to spend it on, if they're spending some of it for health insurance, if they're spending some of it for payroll tax, if they're spending it some of it, they're spending some of it for to shut your wife up. It doesn't matter. That money is all yours that they've allotted for you because they can write it off. They can spend they can spend it on your health insurance, write that off and give you less. Right? You're following so far, because I feel like I have to explain this

to way too many people. Money that you could have used to get it yourself, but now you can't because you have to now forgo the amount of money they're already paying for you that they cannot write off because if they give it to you in cash, they can't write that off. Yeah, well, they've artificially suppressed wages, right? I mean, that's part of it.

And they've made it impossible for you to compete with them to buy your own insurance such that if you ever leave that job, you are gambling with your life and your family's life just to quit. It is the most insane, and it is the least talked about issue when it comes to healthcare, and the most destructive force on people's health right now, the ability for them to simply write off massive plans that they don't give a fuck about. This is, you would never let your company cut your hair. Like we're, you might. Yeah.

I don't have to turn you to that. Yeah. You wouldn't let them buy your car. That's an interesting point. You wouldn't let them pick your meals, even if they could write them all off. You wouldn't let them pick your vacation. You know what happens when you let your employer

pick your Friday night, mandatory company bowling. And that's what healthcare is right now. Because the big customers are the giant insurance groups that are paid for by whatever overwhelming percentage of companies give their employees healthcare who have to go with it. Because of the massive amount of money, they will be giving away if they said, no, I'm going to get it myself. Okay. Well, have fun with that. I mean, we got to, we kind of pay, we got our own thing negotiating here, but if you're

going to do it yourself, have fun with it. It is so fucked. Oh, yeah. It's so fucked and I don't know, I know it's never going to change. Of the big things that could be easily changed, that would never be one of them because there's so much money involved in it. Well, yeah, that's the, I definitely have the disillusioned attitude with so much of that stuff because the more you find out about it, the bigger bummer it is.

It really is. Oh, like, real, like, what a fucking, oh, so okay, so it's set up that way. Yeah, very good, good work, you guys. Oh, you guys would be paying me an extra. No recourse for me. So you guys, let me get this straight. You guys pay, you fuck me again, Kastanza.

You guys pay an extra 20k that would have been mine that you've allotted to me. And you're controlling my access to my family's health. I don't think so. Just give it to me. Just give me the fucking money. So I can float it. Ah, we can't, cause we can,

we kinda have this thing going. Yeah, we got this thing that works better for us. I don't know, you know, now you're being a problem. Yeah. They reverse that one thing. Problem goes away overnight in my opinion, but I don't know, maybe Vermin Supreme gets elected. It'll put me in charge of that.

It bums me out more that people don't understand why it's like that. Well, yeah, for long as everybody knows how you're getting, as long as you can look me in the eye and say, we know we were fucking you with this. Yeah. Okay. I can deal with that.

I understand that you, I understand that you have to fuck me. Well, it takes a lot of, I mean, it takes some time and research to go back and that's why I love history. I love it because there's so many things that have happened, will happen again, history repeats itself inevitably. It just does. And if you know how things,

it never stops. It never stops. Yeah, if you know how things are stopped, it never stops. If you know how things came to be, at least maybe you can go in with your eyes open a little more. You're probably gonna get fucked. So gonna get fucked. At least know how. At least know why.

Oh, here's a good one. Reports claim this is an article. Reports claim that LGBT parents suffer homophobic abuse from children during lockdown from their own children. Say that again. LGBT parents are suffering homophobic abuse from their children during lockdown. Really? Yeah. Tolerance has not been passed down during quarantine. According to a report, LGBT parents are suffering from homophobic and transphobic abuse

from their children. Mm-hmm. So it's stuck, this is like a wrong shock moment. I'm not stuck in here with you, because they're stuck in here with me, you fucking have slur. Because when you're agitated, it's a pressure cooker. Everybody's in a pressure cooker You will go with what you know will hurt their feelings. Can you imagine so it's I remember ripping on my dad for being fat and bald when he Is my age, you know, I was probably as fat and bald as he was when I was ripping him and him at 40

Can you imagine if he was a if he was like trans? 40. Can you imagine if he was a, if he was like trans and you imagine a child that your parents are trans or whatever, like the amount of ammo that you would have on them. Oh, yeah. Why don't you go suck, dance cock, you dumb motherfucker. Why don't you go take it up the ass, you stupid prick. You gay bitch as children and teenagers, teenagers. This is the real peril of being an LGBT parent. Is that your kids become teenagers? That's not gay. Imagine this.

Oh no, you'll be okay. You got a little Alex Peak, you got a little Nick Fuentes at home. Yeah. What's the absolute worst? What up, Epps Lurz? Teenagers are, teenagers are vicious little narcissists. I feel bad for them. Yeah. Can you imagine being some lesbian couple you adopted a little African boy make your life complete and then 14 years later he's calling you a tuna muncher or something.

Yeah. I'm the man. Fucking why do you blew out devil tuna munch and bitch? Everybody's been so worried about the kids getting indoctrinated. They forgot about the pain of the LGBTs that are adopting them. Well, that's what you get. As children and teenagers remain cooped up, their frustrations are acted out on their parents. Yep. Lashing out.

They needed to put this in gloves in a manifestly homophobic and transphobic manner. Yeah, that'll happen with those kids. Okay, because they don't have public school to go to where they can rip on. They can get it out of their system. Yeah. I mean, it's obviously they're fucking frustrated as shit, but you know what? You, you, you know, you, you, oh funny, but you have to, you gotta, you gotta know, you gotta know raising kids is fucking hard. Like they, they are not going to do,

they are going to defy you openly. Like it's got it like you gotta, you gotta deal with this. It's just like being called fat and bald or whatever. For a man, I feel like you would, you know, okay, yeah. Well, you got me. I remember calling my dad fat and bald, but then you go through your life dealing with all your LGBT shit, finally get the rights to adopt a kid or whatever. That kid just becomes your worst fucking hype. Yeah. Like, no

kid is nicer. They're parents. No, no. If you give it, yeah, fucking none. And they're gonna exploit any opening they have. And that's it. The imitations that you would do of your parents. Oh wow. The kids of the LGBTs now are at home. Ooh.

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No. Oh bummer. Bummer. Oh boy. Well, spokesperson for the, look a bit as charity. Look a bit of foundation, explain that they're trapped in the house, cooped up and haven't got anyone to let their frustrations out on.

Look a bit really. Yeah. They need to send around like a Santa like a tooth fairy, goes door to door to the, look a bit as, and like, let's the kids get out there aggression. Yeah. Okay. Oh, thank's the kids get out there aggression. Yeah. Okay, oh thank God, the tooth fairy's here. Go call them what you've been calling me for the last hour and a half.

Yeah. Consequently, tooth fairy, it would be the tooth fairy when the truth fairy. Yeah. Consequently, Ligabita parents have begun, Ligabita tired of saying it. That's funny. Consequently, Lig at what parents have begun

to blame themselves. Look at what I'm for the continued abuse under lockdown. Oh yeah, well, they're fucking kids. Did Trump do it? No, no, that's the, it's good. Better start believing in God, so you have someone to blame. It's whose fault it is. It's fucking kids are gonna do that.

Under the best of circumstances, they're gonna fucking defy and rail against. And you know what I mean? But it's like, you have a bigger target than most. Most of their friends have different parents. They have a, you know, so it's like, you just, you gotta know that it comes with the territory and raising kids, like they're fighting a two front war.

I'm not saying society on one side and then at home, they're right, I'm saying they're kids. It was seeing my family again for the first time over Easter. I feel like a Don Rickles going in there like, oh, you mother-buggers forgot what it's like. Bam, bam, bam, bam. You're all on notice. Consequently, League of Bit of Parents have begin to blame themselves,

which the spokesperson, Rachel Ellis signals as it's something I'm seeing more and more of in the past month. Other middle aged members of the League of Bit of Community also reported discrimination during the global pandemic. Oh, wow. Following the repair. From their kids. I guess. I don't know. Our kids were mean to scream. Anyone's a tea and the other one's not and they're like discriminating against the tea one. I don't know. I'm just guessing. Following the report of Liga Beta, Liga Beta parents suffering abuse at the hands of their children. The article goes on to

address other discrimination and oh yeah. Now i'm sure there's just so much discrimination going on during the pandemic i will there's got to be a guess over all there is probably going to be less discrimination going on during the nextions that's what i mean and like everybody at the very it's like okay like i have to go to the store once in a while like you're not looking at fucking, oh, look at those, look at those two.

Like, you're coming to the store. Like, like, nobody's thinking about anything other than themselves. It's like, too, coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store.

Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. Coming into the store. gonna be complaining about this shit as the country starving to death.

Cause the food chain, the food supply is getting, is slowly whittling down. You keep saying that, I don't see it. So I brought an article in, cause I'm 100% sure of it. Just logistically, if you think about it, if just thinking about it, the amount of, you cannot significantly change consumption

and think that the supply will just catch up. Like consuming less does not mean that you have plenty when you have a system as intricate as the United States food supply. You're right. Yeah, I do. Shipments will go bad at different rates in tighter crops will be lost. Like they don't just cut, it's not like a recipe

where you just kind of cut it by half. Here is, here's from Tyson Foods. Obviously Tyson Foods has a motive to spread this hysteria, though. Preface that. They're obviously the CEO of Tyson Foods would have a monetary incentive to spread this type of hysterical fear mongering.

Let me pull it up here. Yeah, they're the biggest in the world. The chairman of Tyson's foods is warning that millions of pounds of meat will disappear from the national and the food chain supply as the coronavirus outbreak forces food processing plants to shutter. The food supply chain is breaking. John Tyson wrote in a full-page ad published in Sunday in the New York Times. So that was when I was saying that.

The Washington Post and the Arkansas, Arkansas, how do you, I've never said that out loud. Democrat, because there will be limited supply of our products available in grocery stores, and till we are able to reopen our facilities that are currently closed. He wrote in the advertisement, which was also published as a blog post on the company's website. There you go. I mean, I just don't see how it's not.

You can see it. If you go to the store, you will see empty shelves. Never in America have I seen empty shelves before in my life. Yeah, I've been going to a store that's done pretty. I think it's because not that many people probably go to it. Yeah. Like I know people are like, ah, you know, I go to this Ralph's or whatever and it's, but-

That's where all the look-up at his shop. Oh, that's what I'm going to go there. But the, yeah, the store that I go to, it's been really consistent. And it was down for a while, but then they keep restocking things that had been out. But I get the larger picture though. Um, let me see if I've got any other funny ones.

I teach at Oxford, but I don't want it to win the coronavirus vaccine race. Oh, another doozy. No good. Cause it would promote whiteness. No, no, white man, serious. Is that what's going on? Yeah, white girl.

Of course, white girl wrote it. No. No, black people aren't this racist? No, only white, only white liberals would ever come up with this take. I don't want Oxford to create the coronavirus vaccine as if it's a guarantee. Yeah. As if it's just a guarantee that something that doesn't exist will be invented.

On principle probably. Yeah. I stand for my principles. Oh, no, your lives don't matter. It's, you know, as long as the right principles win. I don't want to save, I don't want to save your life, you know, compromising any principles. We, we're getting used to seeing Boris Johnson, she just goes over politicians. The answer is he's the only one that didn't go to Oxford. Oxford, that symbol of British excellence, producing the finest minds in the world.

And if this week's news is anything to go by, leading the race to develop a vaccine against the coronavirus. Surely I should be proud, but I'm not. Not only proud, but hopefully excited, blah, blah, blah. I'm worried that it will be used to fulfill its political patriotic function as proof of British excellence. Okay. I'm trying to pull anything from this.

Yeah. I think I have insanity. It is certainly insanity. Okay, let's see. I don't know how it doesn't just automatically make sense to people that you would never let the company you work for by your shit. You would never let them handle the mortgage negotiation of your house. You'd never let them do these.

You would never let them control a significant amount of your life, especially if you knew how much it was costing you. Yeah. Like, oh, it's costing me 20 grand? It's costing me 20 grand? Yeah, it's going to only benefit them. Yeah. Anytime there's like a middleman.

Yeah. Never, never, never, never. One, one, co-bropa-payment should shock you into never making that choice. Yeah. How long are you gonna be at that job? Well as soon as you, oh no, I was just joking. Thank you, thank you though. I was joking about the Red Bull.

Oh. Oh, I'll try calling it. Why not? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, Dude, dude. I hear something. Is this Mr. Andrew Tate? It is, sir. I'm trying to sort my camera out. Oh yeah, sure. You want me to call me back when you got assorted?

No rush. No problem. I should. This hopefully should fix it one second. Butter bar. This is some great dead air worth every penny. Oh, settle down. That's your time to go take a piss. Go take a piss and, you know, I don't know, and kill yourself.

Erry, that's a little much. See, there you go. There you go. Here you go. Turn on your... Hey, what's up, man? Let me pull up your video on my end so everyone can see your handsome face. Let me off. Oh, my God. No. Now, we don't do video just as a bandwidth thing,

but you're coming through great. Mm-hmm. Cool. We record it. Right, can you hear me a little bit better with these? I think so, yeah. Can you hear us, okay? Yeah, I hear you perfectly.

It's the internet handshake. You have to ask if you can hear each other. How are you doing my brother? Thank you for calling in. Yeah, man, I'm doing good. I'm surviving. You know how it is trying to stay alive out here in this crazy imaginary virus.

Yeah, it is. We're running from a mat. Yet again, for the, I don't know how many at the time in my lifetime, we are all cowering in fear of everyone's imagination. That's pretty much it, man. I've slowly come to the realization that the virus is not real. Not really at all. That conclusion. Really. So I believe there is a virus, and I believe it's out there. I just don't believe it's deadly, and I think they're manipulating the numbers of people who died. That's already been proven, or saying people died of COVID, when they died of other things.

And it's basically just the common cold coupled up with the power of people who died, that's already been proven, or saying people died of COVID, when they died of other things. And it's basically just a common cold coupled up with a paragraph, this is what I believe. But the so the way hold on, you're talking to Sean. Sean, I got to introduce you. This is your second to Sean, the audio engineer. He is, he is as attractive as you, unlike me, I am more fat and ugly, but Sean is a very attractive man, so maybe you guys could bond over that. Sean, you were saying, I was like, I'm sure I can't fight like him. No one can. That's why he's the man. So maybe you guys could bond over that Sean. You were saying, oh I was like, I'm sure I can't fight like him. No one can. That's why he's the man. What were you saying? Well, I'm saying, you know, they've basically shut the whole world down. So

what? Yeah. Imagine it's a stretch for me to go there where it's, is it a giant worldwide conspiracy to shut all the economies down to explain on that. Yeah, I don't think it has to be as big of a conspiracy as you think. I think you just need to realize that those, I mean, I don't believe there really is such a big shadowy cabal that sit in me and make all these plans, etc. But I do understand that the people who are really in charge of the world, economies don't bother them. Economies are for poor people. Like if you're really in charge of the world, economies don't bother them. Economies are for poor people.

Like if you're really in charge of the world, you don't need money, you control everything, you print money on demand, you have all the food and water and air, people are always gonna come back to you, you can print unlimited money. What you're always looking for is more control and more power. So if there's a move you can make that's gonna give you

more power at the expense of an economy, you don't give a shit because you're above economies, you control economies. You control economies. You create money from thin air anyway. So I think that there is a lot going on that they're not telling us. Absolutely. I think the virus is not deadly at all. I think it's just a common cold.

I think that the more and more we see that the numbers are manipulated in regards to deaths and those kinds of things, it's just fishy. It's definitely not 5G. There definitely is a virus. But I just think the whole thing is. It's just fishy. It's definitely not 5G. There definitely is a virus. But I just think the whole world is a virus. No, no, no, no, 5G. No, fuck, bye. Okay, good.

5G is great. No, on 5G. No, I agree with you. I've been pretty vocal about that. As soon as the lockdown started, I thought, oh, well, that's, I don't care about the virus anymore at all. I care about the tyranny part only. Yeah, I think that I think it's just an enormous stretch.

But people like, okay, do you listen to top 40 music? Me, no. Sean, do you? Never, right? No, no. General sucks, right? Yeah, well. People collectively got together and said that music is good.

So if you want, if you want to know what people can collectively decide is the right course of action to do, just go look at everything that's popular and realize how much you hate it. So like, oh, these people have no fucking idea what they're doing. They're just terrified. Anyway, I don't want to talk about the virus.

Wait, how is it? Are you in lockdown in Romania? Yeah, so Romania's got strict lockdowns. We can't go out the house without paperwork. If that paperwork's saying where you're going, it's on the street. So it's crazy. Are you locked up with a bunch of chicks over there?

That goes out with just forges for paperwork and pays bribes. You can bribe away out of it. It's just corrupt. It's just stupid. The whole thing is stupid. Well, you can die. You can, you can always bribe your way out of any,

that's the world over. Yeah. Are you locked up? You don't apply to certain people for sure. Are you locked down with a bunch of chicks over there, like Kim Jong-Un and his 2000 lady pleasure squad? She's slightly less than 2000, you know, slightly less, but I'm all right. Slightly less than 2000. Your Instagram is incredible. Yeah. Yeah. Let me, I'm pulling it up right now so Sean can see. There's one of your fat, what, I mean, cars that I don't

know, I don't know what they are, but they look awesome. And you've got hot chicks all over the place. What? Yeah, I've got two Instagrams. I've got cobrote at cobrote. Yeah. And I've also, I've also got one at Tate limited TATLTD. Yeah. And Tate limited is more girls and cobrote is me trying to behave a little bit. Trying. Tate, say it again. Tate LTD. I'm gonna type it now And you can see I must be behaving a little bit less Tate LTD Oh my my my how did you get so lucky?

Well, I don't know is it luck? No, I don't know Look at this oh Yeah, no, no. Look at this. Oh. Oh, yeah. No, it's not luck. No, it's not luck. I was in the industry, so I don't know if you guys know, but for a while I ran a webcam company. Yeah. Yeah, so I was kind of on the money side of it all.

So that was just a bonus. Having the chicks around was kind of a bonus, but I was really hit up for the money. How was running the webcam company? I've heard of that, but what was your experience like? How the hell did you get into that? Yeah, it's a really long story. I was kickboxer, I was world champion,

but kickboxing is not like boxing, so I had some money, but not a lot of money. Yeah, I lost a bunch of money in the casino, I was broke, I was sitting around thinking, I need to make some money, how can I make money? And I was literally sitting there just thinking, how can I make money? I can't think of anything to do.

My next fight's three months away, but I started writing down all the assets I had. I thought, let me write down the assets I had. Let me see where my position is. And when I was writing things down, like I wrote down that, you know, a bunch of crap, my car, I could fight, blah, blah. And then I wrote down,

I had like eight girlfriends. And I had all these girls from all around the world where I My car, I could fight, blah, blah. And then I wrote down, I had like eight girlfriends. And I had all these girls from all around the world where I'd travel and I'd fight and I'd fuck a ring girl. And I'd just keep her with my girlfriend. And they all thought I was some big millionaire. So, all these chicks are like around the world. They thought, oh, I've been loved with the world champion. He's in London one day.

He's gonna fly me to London. And we're gonna be together. And all this, they all thought I was rich. And reals broke. Yeah. Well, you got that accent too, so you sound like a prince, right? This guy is living this day I thought I was rich, real broke. Yeah. Well you got that accent too so you sound like a prince, right? Yeah, I got it.

Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it. I can play, I can play rich. You know, I can play the game. So anyway, so I thought, you know what, I thought well, what can I do with the girls? I'm not gonna put them on the track. You know, guerrilla pin bin. I can't open a stripcobs, that takes too much money. And then I kind of was while I was looking up things, I kind, you know, Gorilla Pimpin. I can't, I can't open a stripcobs that takes too much money.

And then I kind of was, while I was looking up things, I kind of discovered this webcam thing. And I didn't know it was even real. I couldn't believe it was real. And I thought, okay, girl, so on webcam talks to guys. I was trying to look for a chat line. He just, Phil landed in money. He was, he was looking for it. Why didn't you think it was real? What year was this? And why didn't you think it was real? Yeah, so this is about five, six years ago. So the webcam thing was quite new. And to me, before I was in the industry,

the idea of a man paying money to sit and talk to a girl on webcam when porn was free was alien to me. Yeah. I couldn't, I was just like, why would they do that? Now that I've been in the industry for a while, I understand it a lot more. And I understand it's about the personal interaction, it's about the friendships,

and they really like the girls of person. But at the time, I understand it a lot more and I understand it's about the personal direction, it's about the friendships and they really like the girls of person. At the time I was like, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Go ahead. So I was trying to start a chat line and then I ended up flying six girls in on the same day, sat and rolled down at the table. This is a true story.

They're all like, who fucks this bitch? I didn't know about each other. I sat there and said, look, here's the plan, you're all gonna come live with me and we're gonna run a cam company, and then four of them got back on planes and blocked me and never spoke to me again, two stayed. And that was kind of the beginning of the cam company.

And within three or four years, I was turned over a couple million dollars a year and paid money, that was it. What was this all in the same house? All these chicks doing cam shit all day for you? Yeah, so there's a whole bunch of stories never ending. So it's like a tapestry. money that was it. Was this all in the same house? All these chicks doing cam shit all day for you? Yeah, so there's a whole bunch of stories never ending. So, you know, it's like a tapestry.

I can go on forever. So we still have a bunch of them. Oh, no, Andrew, please do. This is, I mean, this is like, they are describing it. If it was, it was your life instead of the 72 virgin things, I'd be flying planes into the World Trade Center right now. This is a fantasy describing it. It sounds better than it is like every time you're about to. Hang on, we got the file in. It sounds cooler than it is like everything in life because I was truly,

I think the reason I was so successful is I was not blinded by the pussy. I was really truly. I wanted money. I needed money. I was about the money. So these two girls stayed. We were staying to share the apartment. They both stayed in my bed. I fucked them both. That lasted for about three weeks to one of them. They got in a hard, they were going to argue with each other. One of them ran away. I found a replacement pretty quickly because then I just started saying, okay, well now I need to date girls to get girls to work for me. So I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to get girls to look, I'm not trying to get girls to love, I need them to work. But then I also worked out, it was much easier to get them to work if they loved

me. So it kind of became like, you know, like James Vaughn, like, get them to love me and shit. And then be like, okay, you can quit your job and work for me, baby. And it's kind of how it went. And I built a little bit of an empire in England. And then what happened was, I think is the first time I'm gonna say this public. So this is the world exclusive for your podcast. So one girl, I had at my peak, I had a lot of girls, I ended up trying to go official with it

and get like a management structure and stuff. And that was a huge mistake. MLM. You tried to get the girls on MLM, structure is we're gonna be together. Yeahructures, we're gonna do a scam, well, every time you got enough to fuck them, you got to fuck their money too, right? Sometimes every company has to downsize.

You've got to cut some, you got to trim some fat and tighten up where you can. Can you have a reward system, like banana stickers? I have a lot of shit. Yeah, so basically, what I tried to do is, I learned the hard way that it's better to have special forces than have an army, but I tried to have an army. So like, I'd put any bitch on it.

I don't care if you're a pig. I don't give a fuck. Any girl who said they'll do it, they'll do it. So I go to the point where I had four premises, 75 girls all working on cam. But, just by the way. Just by the way. Just just numbers.

Yeah. The problem is, when I started the business, I was moa, because the basic structure was, the girls would make bunch of money. I'd keep all the money and give them a little bit. That was the basic structure. So I could do that. Well, I think that's the business strategy. That's the business.

How much would you give them? Can you give us an idea of how much money you were pulling on? Because I've seen you tweet shit about guys sending your girls like a thousand bucks, five thousand bucks in cash, just as a one off. And I know how desperate guys are. What kind of turnover were you talking and what kind of percentage would you give the girls? Okay, so my best girl would do about $40,000 a month. Oh my god. I'm doing the wrong gender. Maybe and how much is it 14 or 40 40? Oh Christ. Jesus. And I give her $1,000 a week. $1,000. Okay, so that's generous. I mean, that's a $1,000. She gives $1 thousand dollars a week. I keep a thousand dollars. Okay, so that's generous. I mean that's a

thousand two thousand dollars a week. She gets free rent. She ain't got worry about nothing I if I travel or we travel I pay for everything whatever but three thousand dollars a month. I'm keeping Wow, and that was your best girl. What was your worst? Well, bro, I had some I had some zero girls. I'm on that. I had plenty of zero girls. But an average girl will do maybe nine or 10,000 a month. And I'm like, damn, dude, that's incredible. So they're all on only fans right now, turning. Yeah, I've got girls on only fans right now still.

And if I was him, I would just quit fighting altogether and just get like as fat as possible and just keep, just sit on the couch and just like how do you have these women fit me grapes and you look like he looked like he'd nism bot yes yeah what's the why do you stay so fighting that's actually I do retire from fighting is that right because you're a young guy you're still I mean you're still fighting age yeah I am yeah so I was I was about 27 and I thought you know what I've got four world titles and you know what if I if I give up fighting and focus 100% on this This can make me very very wealthy. Oh, I have retired. I retired from fighting

I came back this year and I just fought and won by two to three and a half year gap from fighting I retired Almost four and a half year gap to focus on getting girls to work on webcam. So it's like the focus of my life well, yeah, I Had a question for you. You said the two girls were sleeping in your bed logistically, how did you work that out? Were you in the middle? Did you make one sleep on the foot of the bed, like a dog?

How did you logistically figure that? Do you have a larger than average bed? I mean, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, sleep on your back. And so it might be neutral, you know, so I had to learn to sleep on my back. And then also it's really hot in between two girls. I don't know, like it's very, very hot, very quick. And then you can't move the covers because the cover is too comfortable. Two comforters. Oh, how did you solve that? I just, what could you do?

You know, open the window and just try and come enough to sleep. It's just, it is. But the struggle is actually very comfortable. Give it's struggling. It's actually very comfortable. Give this a shot. It'll change your life to comfortors. Cause the reason you get so cooked in the middle is that the one comforter goes everybody and it focuses all the body heat on you.

Two comfortors, you throw one under one arm, throw a leg under the other one, you're set. You can regulate your body temperature just by sticking limbs inside. See, see why I need to do a long time ago, bro. I was thinking about, I was thinking if I do two covers, I'm gonna have problems like, cause I kept rolling over my sleep,

I'm gonna end up under one set of covers of one chick and it's gonna be headache. Because why I ended up doing is my basic philosophy for the cam business was just to become a completely unreasonable dictator. So like if I woke up in the morning in a girl high natu and she was giving me shit, I'd just start packing the stuff and throwing out the door.

I didn't have time. I was sleeping in the evening arguments. Yeah. And that worked a lot, but the turnover of chicks was high. So I had always had chicks coming and going. Because they'd test me and I had a problem. Mostly coming. Yeah.

Call their bluff. But yeah. So the very, the very, started very to carry on the story, the very short version is I had a girl, when I tried the big business, it didn't work because the main way I motivated the girls was with attention and through love for me and not money.

And when you had 75 girls, you can't do that. So you try and motivate them with money and that doesn't work. Because then they think, well, why am I giving him a cut at all? Yeah. And then it gets a problem. And then even though there's a lot more to web camming

than you think, any girl can't just set up. It was a big technical side, it was a huge motivational side. There's a bunch of work I actually genuinely did. So I'd have girls who were making less than 10,000 a month. And at the point when I had all those girls, they were keeping 7,000 a month of it. So they were getting a lot of it. They quit, leave, but without me to help them

and set their shows up. They couldn't do shit back. And also, they'd make nothing. They'd be 3, but without me to help them and set their shows on. They couldn't do shes back and also they'd make nothing. They'd be three thousand a month. Yeah. So they, they, they, and then they'd ask to come back. I couldn't have them back so it's bad in front of the other girls. So I know these girls are like self-savitarizing and all this crazy crap. So I cut it down to my five best girls and I bought a new penthouse and I thought,

okay, my five best girls, my new penthouse, everything's going to be fine. And I spent loads of money on new computers, new setups, everyone had their own set, everything was beautiful. Anyway, girls got to fight one day when I wasn't in the house. I came in, you get a six cents for this. I could come in the house and I could smell

the girls have been fighting. I just walked in and be like, you know, you just come in like, you know, you see like a movie and the good guy knows the bad guys around the corner. It's like a dog when a dog goes through the trash and you come in and you see that look movie and the bad the good guy knows the bad guys around the corner. It's like a dog when it When a dog goes through the trash and you come in and you see that look on the dogs face like I know you Facts I know you fucked that's something. Yeah, yeah, uh-huh So I could I could smell the words of fight anyway, and two of the girls were really really drunk and

One of the girls was really really drunk drunk way too much and start throwing up So when she started throwing up, I said listen clean up like and she was actually quite a cool person in general. She wasn't an idiot. I just just drunk way too much. So I was like, clean up. She was, I'm not cleaning up. We have a cleaner, but a lot of said, the cleaner comes Monday. It's Friday night. Clean up, we sick. And it was you who didn't listen to me. So I packed her stuff, threw it up the door. She left, fired her on the spot. The other four girls work. Everything was okay. And then she started texting me saying, hey, you own me my wages, and I'm not gonna pay you your wages, because you threw up all of my house,

so I'm not paying you. So there's all these texts, so let's go back and forth me saying, I'm not gonna pay her. And then about two and a half months later, five o'clock in the morning, my house was rated by police. And she went to the police and said,

I was forcing her to work. I'm looking. Backstabbing. Yeah. And they took all my computers, all my phones, they took everything, they put me in a cell for four, eight hours while they searched the house, they released me on bail with all these charges,

and then when they went through my phone and laptop, they found other stuff like dumb shit, like making a video while driving and all the stupid things, not paying taxes on a yard sale garbage, 11 new charges, and basically I'd spend a quarter of a million million on legal fees to stay out of you. So that kind of... She's a point.

They fucking backstab you. You let them live in your house, feed them, worry, try to work on that, try to get their fucking businesses going, and then they turn around and backstab you because they don't know how good they had it. It's always how it is. They just get a wild hair. What have we learned about entitlements?

Fuck women, that's what we've learned. So, but you're back, you got through that, you're okay now. Yeah, I got through it, everything. And that's the main reason I moved to Romania, because then it was, why did you move to Romania? And I realized through my experience of the legal system that in the Western legal systems, whether England, America, any of them, if a girl says something, she needs zero proof, she needs zero evidence,

all she needs to do is say it. Any, and you have to defend yourself. You've ever interacted with any of them. You can go to the police and say, he did this. Do you have any evidence? No. No. And they'll fuck your life up.

They will come and they will arrest you and they'll put you on bail and they will search your stuff and go through your phone, go through your personal life, and find new things to charge you with. It's insanity, and I thought I can't live under this system anymore, so I had to move somewhere with common sense rules, so I moved and I had friends here, it's running up here.

I like the way that sounds. It's like, it's in, you know, in American, probably England too, it also matters who they're accusing. Like a guy like you who just looks powerful that everybody's jealous of, that guys in the system who are part of the system would be jealous of, instant belief. Anything they can do to get a woman against you, therefore it- Well, you nailed it.

You just nailed it. Because before this experience with the police, I thought the police were a non-partial entity. But it turns out, they're actually just a bunch of bitter hate-filled Loser dorks because Legitimate they when they went through my phone and saw all the girls and the parties in the land But they literally thought this motherfucker's having too much fun. Yeah, exactly. It's too much fun He must be guilty of something There's a just kind of raised charges on me. I believe it

And they only need one like in an entire police station You only need one of that guy entire police station you only need one of that guy who will make it his obsession to fuck with you and everything you can do it it's exactly that it's too much fun I say it all the fucking time man I've got so much I've got some this is a real meeting of the mind show how did you I want to know about your fight career like your first fights and how you got into that, because that shit is just the mental part of getting into the ring for the first time or letting, like everybody says, you know, everybody's got a game plan until you get hit for the first time.

The mental component of that, I think, is always underrated. And I always want to know more about it. Like, you can't get hit in the ring. And then like, time out, time out, time out, I got to think about it. It's just a continuing onslaught of punishments from someone who wants to kill you. Right. And you've got to deal with, don't panic. Don't panic.

And because if you panic, you're done. Yeah. You're done. That's it. You just fall up and could you talk a little about that, like your first fight and your the mental aspect of the training that you also do, like physically, obviously. You're a dominant player. You're right.

Fightin's crazy, man, and I don't think normal people fight. I don't think any normal person fights. If you look at the best fight, it was in the world, they're all a bit kooky, you know, I guess it's hard. I don't think it's a normal thing to want to do. And there's reasons why it's not normal. One, because of the risk involved, but two, it's actually a very shit career path. Yeah. The majority of fighters make no money. Like, it's like it's like being a model. You can name four or five supermodels, but the rest of them are complete nobody's. And you're never

going to mention them and you're never going to know who they are. and there's a whole bunch of fighters who are better than the ones we know But because they can't pull a crowd they don't get the chance because it's all money at the end of the day Yeah, you can't pull it out. It doesn't matter how good you are So it's a real you know, it's a real crap career path And it's so much energy and it's an entire lifestyle you give to something which in 99% of cases is never gonna reward you Financially at least yeah, you know, so I mean I started it because when I was young style you give to something which in 99% of cases is never going to reward you financially at least. You know, so I mean, I started it because when I was young, my father was a chess master,

my father was a grandmaster of chess, so I was being bred and I was being raised to be a chess master. So when I was young, that's interesting. Yeah, all I did was play chess for like six hours a day. So I was a chess player and then when my mother and father split up when I was 10 and I moved to England with my mom and I came to England and there was no chess team. In America there's chess in the schools and there's all this like, just want to ship programs, you can go to University of College for free through chess all this ship and England

is no chess. No one knows. So I lost my dad, so I lost my coach, so I thought what can replace chess. And to me fighting in chess are quite similar. It's a one-on-one sport, there's no luck involved. It takes a long effort. It's brutal one way or another. Yeah. And I just saw the similarities. And I thought, okay, well, plus another thing about it for me is I've always thought most sports are bullshit. Yeah.

You know, you put a ball in a net. Who cares? Yeah. You can just. Personally, I've always hated the team aspect. Like it's you telling your story in the part that I identify with is the discipline at a young age. I think people, people maybe you're guys in their 20s and 30s just lack, lack this discipline that has been ingrained in some kids and not others. Like my dad raised, when I was a kid, it was sports or nothing.

You're practicing for hours every day. This is what you're doing. I can't stand sports because I fucking hate team activities. I hate having, I hate relying on people. I hate winning as a group. I like singular, I like singular. You know, I like to be my own, I like to, I like to, I like to repal the rewards,

and I like to rely only on myself. But it's the same discipline. It's the same level of discipline that I think people either live or die on. So it's funny to hear you say that. You kind of went the opposite way. Like you had a real mental discipline as a child, but it turned into, it sounds like it turned

into your fighting career as a result. Yeah, but to me, you know, it's just hours of day I have to dedicate to something, but it turned into, it sounds like it turned into your fighting career. As an adult. Yeah, but to me, you know, it's just hours a day, I have to dedicate to something, and you know, you take 100% responsibility for it, and like in chess, it doesn't matter what happens, it doesn't matter how small the mistake, but if you lose at some point, you fucked up,

at some point in the game, you made a mistake. It's impossible to play a game perfectly. And fighting is the same, right? How good you are, there are gaps in our weaknesses. And you can get ahead and you can get hurt. So I was just accustomed to it. And when I was kind of thinking of something to replace it, the idea of putting a ball in a net didn't appeal to me.

Whereas I thought, if I learned to fight, at least I get to carry it around with me everywhere I go for the rest of my life. He's always aviated. Yeah, always in your pocket. Now, why kickboxing? Did you start, as opposed to any, I mean, you know, boxing, MMA came later, right? Well, that's a good question, because if I could do my career again, I probably would have

done boxing because I was exceptionally good at kickboxing, and I never really made that much money. I mean, I was four time world champion. And the most I've ever made for a fight was like 40 grand, which is a lot, but if you're fighting twice a year, you're not gonna die. No, no, no, it's a tough way to make an okay living, right? Yeah, very tough. Is it still like that?

40 grand for a world champ fight? God, that's so low. Yeah, so this is kickboxing, because kickboxing is not boxing, you know? Kickboxing is the underworld. Kickboxing is not regulated. Kickboxing is just for drug dealers in fucking Russia to longer money and look at in front of people. Kickboxing is not regulated. Kickboxing is just for drug dealers in fucking Russia to longer money and look in front of people.

Kickboxing is not like boxing with a control board and all this crap and TV rights. There's none of the money in it. So, I'm... Van Damro in there. I chose kickboxing because I basically googled in my town, I googled no rules fighting. I typed no rules fighting.

I was only like, I was about 16, I remember. And this is like early days of even Google, because I'm an old man now, 33. But what come up was a gym called Storm Gym and I went there and it was three Bosnian men, that was it, the whole gym. And one of them, my instructor, he said, can you fight? And I said, well, yeah, I've done a bit of boxing and he knocked me clean asleep in my first episode. Yeah. And it wasn't even a fight gym, it was just these three, you know, Yugoslav Warvets, who used to just me up and fight every day.

It wasn't even like a traditional gym, just these dudes would fight. And I'd start going there. And yeah, I had six cage fights, I won four, I lost one on points and one was, I broke my hand in the first round. But at the time, MMA was quite new, the kickbox was quite new and I was, I broke my hand in the first round. But at the time, MMA was quite new. The kickbox was quite new and I was offered two contracts.

One was an MMA contract, one was a kickbox and contract and the kickbox and one paid more. So I followed the money. So I should have, I could have gone MMA maybe, but I ended up doing kickboxing for a while and then, because what it was, discovered the cam thing and blah, blah, blah, blah. And now I'm here in Romania with a bunch of other businesses.

So, the cam thing's fucking great businesses. So, it's so obvious that you have this gift of pissing people off with everything that you do. You know what I mean? Well, he's an easy-going guy. He's an easy-going guy. He makes it look too easy, I think, as part of the problem. Because you can tell by just his posture, he's just kicked back. Like it's like, yeah, like, you know, I mean,

it takes work, it takes, but, you know, you can also be kind of chill. And that really has got to fire people up. Oh, yeah. I think it's the easiest way to annoy somebody. It's just to be very, very plausible achievements. Yeah, oh, a million dollars, yeah. A million dollars, ain't much.

Like you can say that to people though, it's gonna piss them off. Because we all know what it is. It's a kind of thing, all rich people. It's kind of something I realize, all people with money do. They all, they all, there's something very offensive rich people do. And they, one of them, the first thing they say is that, oh, well, money isn't happiness. It's like, you have money. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's the first thing I do. That's ultra offensive to poor people. I think it's offensive to tell people

who can't pay their bills and money is happiness. No, shit. And the second thing to do that's ultra offensive to poor people i think it's offensive to tell people you can't pay their bills on money is happiness no shit and the second thing they go oh yeah well you know it's not that much money or i'm not that rich and i just think it's very offensive and annoying and when i was broke when people when rich people i knew used to do that it pissed me off sure so now that i have money people like andre you have ten supercars and i'm like oh yeah you know i guess you know but what's your favorite supercar

um i thought you choose man choosing your favorite woman they're all a little different now it's hard to pick they're all bad in different ways i understand you know you're getting more content do you have like any really scary fight moments i would love to uh... i used to i used to box in college just like in a parking lot, stupid stuff. No, nowhere, nowhere even near the level of anybody who seriously trains for it. So I love hearing about the experience in the ring from people who take it seriously like yourself. Do you have any momentous, frightening moments or triumphant moments? Yeah, so so fighting fighting as a whole is scary

Like the whole idea that it doesn't matter how good you are how many times you fight is extremely scary That's what they'll say scary thing to do and it controls your entire mind because if you're if you have a fight coming up It's all you think about until the fight day controls that you're blocking off huge sections of your life Where you're concerned with one thing and one thing only the training, the preparation, and winning this fight. And I've seen four people die in the ring. I've badly hurt a guy and he needed one of those big, you know, those big male face cages. Like people get hurt, it's not a joke, especially when you go to Russia or Macedonia or Albania, these places to fight, they don't give a shit to happen to you. You're just circus. You're the circus, aren't you?

Circus, right? So, we've been jumping in that quick. It is scary, and I've got a bunch of stories, but I think it was kind of coolest about my entire fight career, is I just went to a bunch of places I would have never gone any other way, and I met a whole bunch of dodgy characters,

like my links here in Romania were made through fighting. I've been to Cheshnia, and you're in Cheshnia. I've been to Cheshnia. And you're in Cheshnia. I've been around all the gangsters. Everyone's got AK-47s and they're all doing cocaine and the hookers everywhere. And you've just won your fight. And you kind of look around and say,

what the fuck? I would never be here any other way. Because the one thing that bad guys like is fighters. Bad guys like being on the champion. And so like, even if you're on the ball. Why do you think that is? what do you think that is? Why do you think that is? It's a mutual image, isn't it?

Yeah, it's a good image. I'm the big mobster and I hang around with the big mean fight. And they just go together. And fighting combat sports, it's the ultimate sport. It's like, really, it's like, I love boxing. And they, you know, they call it the sweet science. And it is because it's a beautiful fucking thing. Like when it's done well and it's also as brutal as you can get. So it's just like improv comedy. It's a very beautiful thing when it's done well.

And it can be nasty when it goes wrong. It can be nasty. Yeah, that's basically it. So I've had a whole bunch of stories and I've done some cool shit. I'm very happy with my career, but I can tell you some, I'll tell you a very quick one. I was in Macedonia for a tournament, and me and my friend, we were out one night, and we were talking to these two Macedonian chicks, and this little dude started running his mouth to my friend,

and my friend, who's a fight, was well through him over a table. So they got a fight, through him over a table. Anyway, we left, and before we even got up, I grabbed my guy and we got the club. It's a lip-brow. We're in Macedonia. We don't know who's who. Can you stop fucking around? Yeah, let's just go home.

Yeah. So we went home and went to sleep. Anyway, next morning, I'm having my breakfast. These two dudes come over to me and they said, oh, hello, it's like, hello, we go. We're here to kill your friend. I swear to God, I'm eating my breakfast, also. Right this way.

Oh, my God. What did they look like? The guys who came to, like, were they bigger than you? Like, look kind of good. I was running around, I mean my breakfast also. Right this way. Oh my God. What did they look like? The guys who came to, like, were they bigger than you? Like, look how good. They were about, they were about my size, typical Russian kind of stocky. You did exactly what you'd imagined like from a movie.

Yeah, okay. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And I was eating my breakfast, I said, what? They said, we, and they were, what was actually scary about is how calm they were and how much knowledge they knew. They were like, because they knew the whole situation. They go, we, and they were, what was actually scary about is how calm they were and how much knowledge they knew.

They were like, because they knew the whole situation, they go, we've seen the camera, you did not do anything. It wasn't you, but your friend threw my cousin and we were here to kill your friend. We know you two are together, so you need to tell us his room where we're going to kill you. I mean, I'm just kind of like, well, I'll text him. What are you thinking at that time? Like, are you weighing your own life compared to your friends? And they're like, man, I gotta make some just hard decisions in the next couple seconds.

Yeah, it was weird because they were so calm. And one thing you do to learn a fight is a poker face. So I was also trying, but my very best to be uninterested. Do you not mean I was very much like, sure, I'll text him. Yeah, one second. Sure, guys, I'm reasonable him. Yeah one second sure guys I'm reasonable to yeah, yeah

So I texted him Kieran Karen is like what so there's two guys here center here to kill you He replies LOL like no not lol There's he do you hear to kill you legit so and the owner of this tournament organized with this tournament was a Dutch guy And I know he was I won't say his name, but he was hugely man this whole tournament was bullshit He was moving cocaine from Albania to Holland. Oh, the whole tournament was bullshit. So he was connected big time with the Macedonians. So when he came down by coincidence, I said to him, I went over to him and said, look,

these two dudes are here to kill Kirin because what happened, that's not going to do. And he called his Macedonian guy and his Macedonian guy came and they all sat around the table and they had this big argument, this big discussion of Macedonian. The meantime, Kirin's worked out real and is sitting in his room, texting me every three minutes. Donian guy and his Macedonian guy came and they all sat around the table and they had this big arc of this big discussion Macedonian the meantime Keerings worked out real to sit in his room text me every three minutes. They're still there. They're still there I just go to shit himself and I think they gave him like eight or nine thousand dollars in the left but Yeah, that was the fight that was my fight career and then afterwards Keer was just like

Oops, we went out again the same night, but I went to a much a crazy place his and crazy things like that happened That was almost more crazy than the than the fight career itself because the fight career is just a whole bunch of hard work A whole bunch of nervous nights. Yeah, and then a whole bunch of islands, you know, but the stuff that goes on around it's kind of cool I love that it's a front for laundering money that is All I really want is like it's all a big scam, but money around Who is a shit about kickboxing? I've no one. I mean, people are like lining up to everybody has so much room in their life for combat sports and boxing and UFC and WWE are always going to win out over kickboxing.

How you put WWE in that category? Well, I mean, because I want to, for entertainment, you're absolutely right. I mean, it's a segue into, I don't think anything sums it up from Andrew other than this tweet, this bunch of tweets he wrote, it's shitting on Star Wars, where you said, like, I don't like Star Wars. I forget how you said it, but it's like, I don't, I fuck women, I don't like Star Wars. The Star Wars thing started, because people kept saying to me, I've never seen the Star Wars movie in my life. Yeah, don't ever, they're dumb. The star worst thing started because people kept saying to me I've never seen a story

Yeah, don't ever they're dumb. Yeah, okay, I imagine you'd be dumb because why I already know about the in a in a in a plant in a on a planet far far away Long time ago. Yeah, but there's but there's humans is stupid They were wondering but cost you on they look like you in this bullshit and there's gay robots. That's all you need to know Every time I say I've never seen a star Wars movie people say to me all you're missing out and I always reply well on a kickbox and we'll champion millionaire you're missing out. Yeah, you ain't done fuck you, I don't care about your movie and I tweeted that and I upset the dorks and it went viral. No, it's came from yeah you really did the most dangerous fighters of all yeah, what Yeah. What do you think about men these days? I want to talk about your approach to women because you're banging ring girls, you're making women fall in love with you is how you put it.

I don't know, you're probably not aware with this, but there's a virgin contest in this show. I got a bunch of guys who listen to the show who are virgins and they want to lose their virginity, but they don't know how. And I've been trying to help them slowly, but surely along their path to take what is rightfully theirs, what God put on this planet for them to enjoy.

Kickboxing is the answer. Yeah, less video, okay, less comic books, more pussy, more taking what you want. How do you approach women, both in your personal life and your business life, although they seem kind of intertwined and, um, yeah, they are a bunch of twine. But, you know, every, there's a lot of things about women that everybody already knows, and there's a lot of stereotypes that are absolutely true. And women are, I believe that just as much as men are in competition with each other,

women are in constant competition with each other. And what they want is, they want a guy they can show off to other girls. They want a guy they can brag about. That's the basis of it. So if other girls, the more girls want you, the more girls are going to want you. And this is like the spiral, isn't it? So it's super easy at the top and it's super hard at the bottom.

It's a positive feedback loop. Yeah. The more girls play, like so, I mean, interested in if we go to the club here in Romania, we go to the club, we will bring 10 girls minimum and we will do that because we'll end up with more girls because all the other girls in the club are like,

these two dudes, all those hot chicks, who are these guys? like and it's it's just a nature females during quizive and they kind of like the idea of men are in demand this is just how it goes so the more women you have every guy knows it when you go a girlfriend it's easy to cheat and as soon as you're single you can't find a thing to fop it's just the way it is this is the way the world works so how can how can a regular guy do that? Other guys can't bring in world championship belts and supercars and camhors. How does a regular guy put this in?

Cause I agree with you that making yourself, it's not even making yourself look great to her. It's making her think that she could stack you up against her friends that is even more valuable. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it is. There's a whole bunch of boring answers you up against your friends that is even more valuable. Exactly. That's exactly what it is. There's a whole bunch of boring answers about improving yourself as a person, self-development and all that.

Which is bullshit. Yeah. I mean, but that's one side of it. But I think another side of it is you just need to be also, you need to be uncompromising and you need to be uncompromising in a very positive way. So, like I always say to people, I've never been in the friend zone in my life. And the reason I've never been in the friend zone in my life is because I'm very clear by my intentions. I think you're beautiful.

Oh, we're friends, we're not, because I think you're beautiful, and I wanna have sex with you. So, are you coming on a date with me or not? No, okay, good bye. And I think that a lot of the biggest mistakes guys make is they don't believe they can be affirmative as a man without coming across as an asshole

or coming across as a jerk or coming across creepy You can be just be affirmative to who you are and be confident with who you are and be clear about your intentions and they'll be fine and And I actually have a there's a whole bunch of guys who come to me and I and I try and teach them about girls and stuff and that kind of thing And I don't really consider myself a pickup artist as such. I don't Try and get as many girls as possible. What I was always trying to do is get girls' fault completely head over heels and love with me. So I kind of feel like my expertise. You text them things, like, I'll buy you wings, stuff like that. So how do you get them to fall in love with you?

It's kind of like a gradual process. So I kind of have some tests and some milestones. So wait, let me tell you this before you say it, because you can please correct me. But a guy in high school, this guy who fucked a lot of chicks in high school because he was older than everybody, and he looked like a man in high school.

Yeah. I don't know how this came up. For some reason I was talking to high school and he's like, look man, I was really young kid, he goes, look, you just gotta make them stop thinking about, stop thinking about what you want, you've got to make them want it. Everything you do should be focused on driving them nuts, like getting that pussy going, so they want it, and just getting their circuits, like getting them in the red all the time.

That's what you need to do. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I agree with him. My view on it is this, women are absolutely emotional. And what I've learned is, it's better for a woman to even hate you than feel nothing. Because women live in an emotional world, and they want constant drama.

Look at keeping up the Kardashians. Look at the shit they watch. They want constant drama. They want constant interaction and attention. So what I would always try my best to do is I'd try and make girls very, very happy. And then I'd try and piss them off as much as I possibly could. And the emotional roller coaster of it just made me such an entertaining individual that I was very hard to replace me.

Because they'd say, oh, I want a normal guy. And then they get a normal guy and like, this is fucking boring. So I would always, so you could do anything you want to a woman except for. So I would literally do, yeah, I'd arrange dates and not turn up or I'd accuse her of cheating with absolutely zero basis and start throwing her shot at the door for no reason. Or I'd fuck her best friend or anything, anything's just bigger, furiously angry because women are controlled by emotions. So she's furiously angry at you

you are still the only man she's thinking about yeah so yeah you know like one way or another and obviously there's a line I'm not saying be a dickhead but I'm saying you just need to understand that you need to always give a female emotion with her positive one or a negative one there's always and there's always clever and interesting ways to do it I still do that now so it's like I was one of my ex-girlfriends about three years ago. She's fucking smoking hot. She's on that take-limited page. There's me in a Lambo and she's sitting next to me. She's got blonde hair, green eyes. And I, I've been smoked for about two and a half years. So I text her today and it's like, what do you say after two and a half years? So my opening line was, I just messaged her, I said, I'm tired of you cheating on me. And she's like,

I know, I know you're talking other men. We're supposed to be and said, I'm tired of you cheating on me. And she's like, I know you're talking other men. We're supposed to be together forever. I'm tired of this. You're fucking crazy. I haven't seen you two and a half years. You're crazy. But if I just stick to the, you're a bad girl. You're cheating.

It's all your fault. You're the reason we broke up. She ends up getting so annoyed and pissed off, sending me these pages and pages of text. But that's better than not messaging me at all. And before you know it, you can get fucked again. That's just how it goes. So I kind of like prod him all the time. That was kind of my tactic, you know?

It's like a gambler, like a gambling addict. The more they dump into the machine, the more they have to dump into the machine. And like, well, I texted this guy, this giant thing, and he hasn't seen it my way yet so I'm going to send him another 10 pages re-explaining myself that what he needs to do is yeah they do that. And that's another thing you can do with women is you attack the morality because most women like the idea of being even though we live in the modern world and women you know

there's a lot of girls to say it's cool to be sluts and stuff. The reality is a lot of girls like to see themselves as a good girl. Oh yeah. So everything is a guy's fault. Everything they did is something a guy tricked them. Some mean devil tricked them into doing. Yeah.

So I'll just say look, I thought you were, I'll say that kind of shit at the time. Oh, I thought you were a serious girl, but it seems like you're not the kind of girl for relationship. I can't believe you cheated on me. And she'll be like, what the fuck? I haven't seen you in two years. What are you talking about? But but but but then she has to defend her morality as an individual. Sure. Oh, yeah. So now she has to work.

That's a great thing. It's hard to convince me that that she didn't cheat and that, you know, even though I've just completely made it up, but I know it's just complete bullshit. But you know, it's kind of like if someone's going to sit and talk too long enough, it'll get your way. She's going to keep texting me. She's going to get fucked. Yeah. No other way. She's gonna keep texting me, she's gonna get fucked. You know, well the way I do it. There's a guy who called in last week, he's a, you know, we got a lot of characters who call into the show, his name's Matt Fuckface,

and he's been in the friend zone with this chick that he wants to bang. Who's had a boyfriend this whole time, but it's some kind of like long distance shit. And last week he floated the, I wanna be more than friends thing where they're obviously didn't work out because it was not, it was not a, it wasn't an offer you can, you can, it was an offer you can refuse. I'll put it that way. There's nothing fun about

it. I think what you're saying is, if I can put it into real life terms, non superstar terms, if he would have said something like, how dare you lead me on all these months? He might have been shot. He might have been shot. Yeah, absolutely. Stick it on her. Just say, you know what? I, you know, I, I don't even do it from a different angle. Go ahead.

I'd say something like, you know what? I think the way you act towards me is very unfair to your boyfriend. Yeah. And she go, what do you mean? We're just friends. We're not just friends. I can tell by the way you talk to me sometimes.

I don't think it's right. I thought you were a good person, but you know what? I can see what you're trying to do. I'll just wanna let you know this friendship's over. Yeah. I'd be telling her she walks me when she doesn't. I'll be messing with her head so much. She'll be sitting there like,

what the fuck is motherfucker? Because if you perplex them, then you're interesting. You have to be interesting. Guys are not interesting to women. You have to imagine from the second you're 15, 16, and you're hot, you have some of the most successful rich men in the world blowing up your instagram

there are a lot of the prevent them from doing that that's how much of yeah and they still try so the the point is that men even the most interesting out of there the richest men they're not interesting so how do you become interesting as a man well why is a video game interesting because there's a degree of difficulty to it mm-hmm so all of my women are constantly saying, Andrew, you're crazy. And I am deliberately obtusely, there's a part of me that just doesn't make sense.

And that perplexity is what keeps them interested. So if I was a guy, I would have turned around to her and said, you know what, you have a long distance boyfriend, you shouldn't be hang around with me. Now, I don't like the way you talk. It's some of the way you talk back at tell. I think you're cheating on him. I don't like the way you do. I just accuse her of being a cheater and a bad person. Tell her she wants me when she doesn't. And then just stop texting back big conversation. Then call her 2am and hang up quickly

so she doesn't answer and then she text me next time. Right? Why did you call? And then I'll text you. Don't text me. I didn't call you. I just said, I'll call you. Don't even mean, bitch.

Yeah. I call girls deliberately. I don't know what you think, Steve, what did you want? I didn't call you. I don't send me the screenshot. Here it is, miss call. That's not fake. That's not a call.

Why would you fake that? Why would you fake that call to me? Because you want my attention, that badly? Just fuck with your head. So they just like, what the fuck? I'm afraid you know what they just suck things. It's kind of how it goes. What do you think about that, Sean?

You see these skills that men weren't born with? They need to hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some men were. Because you do have to write this story in real time, like the Kardashians, all this drama shit that women are into, they have story writers that construct the perfect roller coaster

of up and down, love, and hate, and anger, and confusion. And you've got to write, if you want any success with women, you have to write that in real time with them. You have to be interesting. So even like, I want another lesson I have, because I've got cobertate.com and not to do a plug or anything, but on my website. I have some coaching and I teach guys to get girls to do it.

So I had one guy who came to me and he says, oh, I'm struggling to get girls to do it. And one of my rules is I never tell girls what my job is, ever. And even now, I own a few different businesses, but all the girls are with me, have no idea how I actually make money. Yeah.

And the reason I don't care about my job is it's not because of the webcam thing, it's because of the huge level of mystery it adds. Yeah. And two, it gives me absolute flexibility. So like, if they come and they see I've got a little bit of money, they go, what's your job? And I say, I'll tell you when we're together a while,

I'll tell you. And they can't stand it. You know what a woman's like, we say, I'll tell you something, oh, I can't tell you. They can't tell you. They have to know. They have to know.

They have crazy. And they'll be laying in bed and they go, are you a hitman? They start thinking you're a assassin or you're fucking at Esco bar and all this crazy stuff. And anybody can do that. Any guy that I gotta go do a thing, I can't tell you what it is. He could leave the country for a while. Their imagination will run rampant. I mean, the guys listening to this show could just say, like, I gotta go do a thing.

I can't tell you about it. And they're still gonna wonder. Like, you don't have to be James Bond, the guys listening to this show, could you say like, oh, I got to go do the thing. I can't tell you about it. And they're still going to wonder. Like, you don't have to be James Bond, the Romanian, and James British James Bond over here. And that helps loads as well for your flexibility. So I've had girls where I fuck them and I'm bored of them. And it's like 10, 30, whatever.

I say, you know, I got to go to work. What work? Yeah, I got to go to work. So I got to go return some video. I told you, I tell you, I can't tell you. I've got to go to work. So you stay here, you get new work. So I'm going to go return some video. I'll tell you I can't tell you I've got to work so you you stay here you're new. We'll go home. All right. Okay, it's a new verb on I'll just stay home and do nothing. So I'll just say I go to work. I said one more trick I guess this I guess the only because let's talk about money and girls quickly because please when you have loads of money you

get girls and and that's part true but it's not entirely true. Yeah. The only the only thing money gives you is it gives you the spontaneity that you can turn off. Like if I have a bitch in California, I can go there or I can fly her here. Like that kind of thing. Yeah, I'm in trouble. You know, the shame of money is you'll see guys

with a ton of money and they've got some, like they've got some young girl who's hot, but kind of retarded and you're like, man, you kind of gave it away too easy. So this girl, you could be doing that regularly. Like, you could be, you know, she's got you as a pet now. That she's parading around her friends like, look at this kill that I've got.

Don't, there's a better way than what you're doing. And this is going to end in a mess for you, but anyway, what were you gonna say? Yeah, guys need to even be more careful, especially in the West. That's happened to mean stuff. And I know those are guys with money who struggle with girls and they just take an advantage of

and get ripped off and all this crap. So it doesn't help, you've gotta be careful with it, but it does give you some spontaneity advantage But besides that girls are really just interested in what girls just want to be interested girls Just want to have fun if you're interesting enough You're gonna be fine with her without money But one of my tricks I do with money. I do this all the time So when I was last in London I had three girls to see and I only had one night to do it

So I thought they're all used to work for me. See, I kind of got this thing where if I could fuck them every once in a while just keeping that little bit hard work and I enjoy it. Do you know what I mean? They might be happy. But if I like a few more from their life, they're always a little bit, oh, Angela. This is the mindset that you need to have. It kind of makes me happy. You want to do this. So I had three X's in London. I'm in London for one night.

So it's like, how am I going to do this? So I booked three different hotels. I booked one at like six o'clock, one at like 10 o'clock. And then I told the other one I had to work late. And I'd get her like 11.30. Oh, anyway. I over ran, shit's getting out of control by me, man. So I.

He's like, Kermit backstage at the Muppet Show try to keep everything on schedule Yeah, it's kind of like that and so I've got I've got two tricks I use one is I have regeneric Videos on my phone of like me in a car parking lot Just me in my car like fluting up the phone and phone and a second car parking lot and it doesn't make me sense I've got those on my phone yeah yeah yeah the other trick is a pile of money so what I do is all the first girl I thought she's in the hotel she thinks I'm spending the night with her oh I got to go to work okay

so I leave second night and second go do the same thing I'll go to work second go starts going crazy you always do this you never come back roll and I'm always I'm not gonna come back so I'm going to the third girl so I go to work. Second goal starts going crazy. You always do this. You never come back. Well, and I'm always I'm not going to come back. I'm going to the third girl. So I go to the third girl there. When I wake up to go piss at like 3.30 a.m I upload this video of me in a car park in the dark at 3.30 3.00 a.m And doesn't make any sense. I'm like, okay, that's weird. It's because they check your story. So I upload that I go piss I go back to sleep. So next morning I finish with the girl, I go to back to the other two girls, the rhythm, and obviously I walk in, they're going crazy.

You left me, you always do this, you just came on my face and walked out, but I was working. For me 12 times. I was, yeah. For me 12. I was working. And they're like, yeah, I saw in your story,

what are you doing anyway? And here's the way to shut women up for it. Okay. What I do is, I reach into my pocket. This is James Bond. I reach my pocket. I pull out, let's say, 20 grand. I throw it on the bed and I say, count that and take it a show. And then I go take a shower and I come out and they've got it on piles. They've counted all out. And between the video on the Instagram and the pile of money, they've assumed you've done some big mafia crazy scaring things. And they shut and they shut up and like, oh, I'm sorry

I just worry about you. It's 20, it's 20,000. Sorry, bitch. Thanks. Thanks. So you can do that fucking other girl. You can do that as a regular guy. You just load all your action figures in a bag and throw them on the bed and say, sort these out. Sort these by year, I'm gonna go take a shower. Sort these by eBay price. Let me see that, that's an unopened lightsaber. Yeah, try to think of that.

Man, Andrew, I really love talking to you. Thank you for calling in. Yeah, absolutely, bro. Yeah, do you have any favor, what's your best? I mean, I got two more questions for you. What's your best, what's your best most debauch night of sexual, of sexual deviancy? What is your favorite, what is your favorite hedonistic night

that you've ever lived, you've seen, you've seen the top of the mountain. I'm sure you've got stories that will turn our dicks inside out, but what was your favorite one? So, okay, so at the peak of my webcam business, I got to the point where I would only be having sex to reward the girls who may be most money. Because what happened was the girls are working off for money, they're working to please me because they love me, so they're working for attention, but I have too many girls,

so if you only have half an hour per day per girl to spend time with the girl, so you were probably not. Was this on the SATs for scumbags? Yes, it's an entry run train. It's on through. How do you focus as much attention as possible into half an hour? Yeah. You fuck.

Yeah. So it's not to the point like some days I'd legit wake up and I had to fuck like eight girls. I'm not trying to brag. I'm not trying to brag at all because I'm telling you is genuinely not pleasant. It's genuinely like, oh man, you don't want to, you kind of got, because if you fuck one, but not the others, the one to get fucked is going to tell them all. Oh yeah, oh, fuck you, fuck me. No, you have to. You got to kind of fuck them all.

Yeah, and if one comes, you're in big trouble and the other, do you, you're a chess guy as a kid, do you find that having more to do in sex is it makes it a significantly different experience and like easier somehow? I don't know how to phrase it, but having more to do at the same time. Yeah, so the thing is with the cam companies,

this change might be one sex massively because everyone has this dream of freesoms. I fucking hate having sex in more than one girl at a time. It's a fuck, there's legs everywhere, pain in the ass. It's more work for me. Back for it, it's just work. Trying to come from the end of the freesome or a force that is not, back for it. It's just work. Trying to come find me over free,

some of the force that is not appealing to me anymore. It's just work. So like when you answer your question, what my night of debauchery is, my whole perspective of sex has changed. So there's been times I've had six girls in my hotel room. And I walk in and I just, because I've got to get drunk or something.

I walk in and if I'm drunk, then my real fantasy comes out a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy.

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Did you have, I, I heard this from somewhere, is this true? Did you have Jordan Peterson's daughter living with you? Okay. So. Okay, I heard that from somewhere. I didn't know. She was, she wasn't living with me.

She came to visit me in Romania. Okay. All right. Do you know what's happening with him? Everyone was worried about him. I mean, everyone who's, this is this show. I you know what's happening with him? Everyone was worried about him. I mean everyone who's this is this show I do know what's happening with him So I don't want to say any more than what she said publicly. I think she's already said this publicly

So he's he's having he's he started taking on anti-anxiety drug when his wife got ill and then he's really struggling to come off the drug He's the driver's fucking this head Yeah, and and I was kind of saying to Michaela, because she came out to visit me and we would have to tell a story about what happened. Narrowman can come to Narrow in conclusions. But I was kind of like, you know. Cheeseburgers? Yeah.

They watch the house together. I say, I'm a fan of your father. He's a good guy, but you're preaching mental toughness and then you're taking an ant, you're at a drug to change your mind when things get hard in life. And I'm super against that as an individual. I'm super against like anti-depressants and things.

I know some people say they help them and they work. Maybe they do, but the idea of taking a pill that changes the way my mind works is scary to me. I think it's all, it's always better to have your own mind as it is before you start taking fucking pills. And that's what's happened to Peterson now. He can't come off these pills and And he's a complete massive suicidal.

He's all completely fucked up. So it's like, yeah, but I don't know why he started taking him in the first place. Like just, yeah, life gets hard and bad things happen. But you just have to have that kind of frame where you deal with it and that is what it is, you know? Yeah, that's kind of. I had that opinion too, like, yeah, man,

I mean, we're, I feel bad that you're addicted to these things, but you've been telling people how to change their lives and it's kind of fucked that this is, like, it's a little bit, fuck that you've done. Because he has an education, he has an education in how you should deal with things in a healthy manner,

and he should have the tools, and I'm not, you know, I'm not in his head. He should be telling people, I'm not in his head. Yeah, that's my point. Yeah, I see a hit on the right there. There's a thing in this long sand tour, and she was like,

oh, but he's really struggling. Me and her wife. It's fine. Because my point was, yeah, there's this thing and it's about saying to her and she was like, oh, but he's really struggling and me It's semi-argument because my point was listen, there is no there is no person alive You mean anyone else who's gonna enjoy a life without any kind of hardship everyone. We love is gonna die No, we're gonna die first like what did a real world and and the reality of the human condition is that I Were not designed to be permanently happy I think this is one of the biggest problems with the world nowadays is that I were not designed to be permanently happy. I think this is one of the biggest problems

with the world nowadays, is that everyone has this idea that they should be happy with. I fucking think so too. It's really, it's the high you get when you fucking destroy something. Like in my, in the internet line of work, when you make a fool of someone on the internet for the whole internet to see,

that is the high that I call happiness and life is spent and life is spent in the valleys in between. Well, or you demonetize the last one, but it is there is no feeling like it and I do not wait for it or want it. You realize it with liquor and drugs, but that's what I need. As you get older, you do realize that happiness comes in, you know, nobody walks around just happy all the time. There's like there's stress. There's heart and shit. Some people do. Yeah, no, it comes in little, it comes in, nobody walks around just happy all the time. There's like there's stress that's hard to shit. Some people do.

Yeah, no, it comes in little bits. It comes in, and you just hope that you have the presence of mind to enjoy it when it's there, and not sabotaging. And acknowledge it or not sabotaging, right? Exactly, there's no light without dark, there's no joy without pain. That's a good thing. You can't be happy all the time, or happy doesn't mean anything. So when people message me, oh, no joy without pain. That's a trick to make him permanent. You can't be happy all the time.

We're happy, there's nothing. So when people message me, oh, I'm not happy. I say, well, who the fuck said you should be happy anyway? You're a dickhead, you're a dickhead. I wouldn't be happy either if I was you. Well, what's it gonna do with anything? This whole idea that you should be permanently happy is false and that's why people end up on these drugs

because they, I don't understand why I'm not happy because you're not supposed to be happy all of the time. Welcome to the real world or a human is perfectly fine to get pissed off, but you should just deal with it as an adult. And that's really a big Western thing like out here in Eastern Europe and stuff. No one takes that crap.

Like the whole idea of it, it just, it doesn't exist at all. And when you try to explain how many people in the Western Medicaid themselves are basically no reason, they don't believe you. They're like, what? Why? Well, unhappy, why? Because of their job, reason, they don't believe you. They're like, what? Why? Well, unhappy. Why?

Because of their job, well, everyone has stress at work. I'm like, yeah, I know. But, you know, it's just a different mindset. So, yeah, and he's now a horror story of it. Because like you said, he's built up all the tools, and he's started taking them, and now he's trying to his own risks, so crazy. What was he taking?

Events? I can't remember the name of the drug. I don't know anything. I actually don't know. Oh,'s no anti-anxiety drug. Oh, really no anti-anxiety drug. And this is another thing I was talking to Michaela about, because she was talking about all these other difficulties. She was very, very specific with her conditions,

like anxiety and this kind of disorder and that kind of anxiety disorder. She was very, very specific. And I was telling her a story. So she, because her and her father vandalized the mind so much, they think they understand it to her a story. So she, because her and her father vandalized the mind so much, they think they understand it to such a point. And it reminded me of a story when I was a fighter,

the other guy at the gym who was as good as me, he went to university to study osteopathia or something. And when he started learning a lot more about the human body, every time he'd get hurt, he'd start saying, ah, I've damaged, he'd be very specific with what he's damaged and all this shit. And I was like, bro, the old you, which is the only one, you get hurt and you just fight. You can't block down. Now you know what it is. And you're being very specific about it. And now you're like adjusting your training to not hurt this tendon. And it's like

the more you stand in it, the bigger of a pussy you become. Does that make sense? Yeah, it does make sense. It does make sense. It's like giving the pain a personality. It's like giving your hardships. It's like creating a monster out of something that was just part of life. Well, and people giving it a personality. It's everybody's got a little hypochondriac in them too.

So if you give it, you start getting real specific with things, then it does. It opens a door to you, kind of almost your brain's manifesting those things. And you do feel like shit. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, I understand. And that's my point.

She was so specific with her father in his condition. They were so specific as I looked, the way you're even talking about this or making it worse. My mental conditions are, I feel good, I feel bad. Like, you don't need to dig into the bad for 20 years. Like, well, who gives a shit? You're happy with it, you know?

It's like this. It's like this. And I think they made it worse for themselves by going down that route. And now he's a complete mess and they completely fucked it up. Yeah. And it is what it is.

But I tried to have a little bit of sympathy, but she was very unhappy with my point of view on all. But I just tried to explain to her, look, you know, it's in there in self-analysing, and he took a very specific drug because of this very specific type of anxiety, blah, blah, blah. Look at the message in. So it's like this idea that if you name,

like if you name the demon, this is old idea that people have, I think it's like Catholic. Like if you name the demon, it's to control them, right? Like this idea that people, I think this is either an old early Catholic thing or a cop-tick thing where we, we must name this demon to maybe it's a Hebrew thing and then you control them. It's like naming these problems. People are all about control, aren't they, Dick? This compulsion we have to name the fears that we have with something concrete in order to control them It just becomes an obsession with people

On my first ever Twitter account the first time I ever went truly viral because I'm on my ninth account now So I'm in dance on my first ever one cobertate where I was verified I said Depression wasn't real and it went fucking nuts. You can do that. Yeah, you can you can Google cobertate depression isn't real It's still all over the internet. And all the A-listers came after me. Everyone from Game of Thrones came after me. All the Captain America Colby and Dickhead. Everyone came after me.

And my point was misunderstood. My point was very simple. Feeling depressed is real. Being depressed is real. But the idea that depression, this disease that strikes from the sky and how perfect your life is and it gets in your brain No matter what and will destroy you. I don't believe in it and and and when everyone got very offended by that And I said look just very some of what you said about naming I said if you don't believe in ghosts

You can't be haunted by a ghost if I go to a haunted house and and there's a bump in the night I'm gonna think it's wind and I'm gonna go back to sleep if I believe in ghosts I'm gonna be running around the house scared, getting exorcist, looking for a ghost, panicking. But if you don't believe in ghosts, the bump in the night doesn't mean anything. And that was my point, because I don't believe in clinical depression.

When I'm sad, it never crosses my mind for a second I won't get better, because I'm not believing. It's also offensive. It's offensive that people would try to affect your coping mechanisms for depression with their own like they cannot let your mechanism for dealing with mental health exist because it interferes with theirs. To me, that is the, like if you say depression, I'm like,

yes it is, yes it is. Well the fucker maybe he's saying that because that's how he deals with life. Shut the fuck up. That doesn't, right. Why does that, why does that threat, you can go, oh, well, I don't, I don't care what he says. Like, he's not somebody I would listen to on that. Just let it be. Like, it's, why does it threaten you so much? Yeah. And this is the interesting thing about it.

Because I, and this is where it came, because my inbox blew up, I had like 30,000 DMs and what happened was the reason people defend depression so vigorously is because it's their shield for their failure. I'm shocked. Well, fat and lonely because I'm depressed. Yeah. And I say, no, you're depressed because you're fat and lonely.

Well, look, here's the thing. Everybody's got that everybody has, if you know there's a problem, everybody's got a responsibility to themselves to, like, there are no adult victims in that way. Like whatever you need to do on that, we've tricked to fall in love with those. Those are all victims. But yeah, you need to, whatever your childhood was, whatever,

it's your responsibility to figure that stuff out. In whatever way that you need to do that, but it's not, you can't use that as a shield forever. And this is the exact thing, because I offended the world, but I was actually trying to be, I was trying to be, I was trying to help people in my own way,

because when I was getting these DMs and people, and they're saying, no, depression is real, I'm depressed, and they were trying very hard to convince me. I would just reply and say, why would I adopt thinking of someone who's so miserable? Like, why are you trying to make me think like you you seem literally miserable? I'm happy.

Like, well, why am I going to check your mental model on the world? Like, you know, if depression is really this big evil disease, then maybe you should just try for two days, just try my methods. Where do you have to go? Where do you have to go? Just accept that.

You know, you're going to have to get up and just pretend to hang with there and get on with life. Just try that as opposed to popping pills and sitting in your room, listening to fucking suicide music. Just try it, but they wouldn't try it. And the reason they a lot of people won't is because it's their identity, isn't it?

It's not that. I'm depressed, it's their identity. I mean, water boys, some people do that, they hang onto the, or like this makes me, I mean, even an artist and stuff like this makes me, I mean, even a, you know, artist and stuff like that will do, you know, it makes me deep. It makes me, they do, they pain has a purpose. So I'll pass it. Yeah. Yeah. It can, you can definitely, you can definitely fall into that. Yeah. Look, man, I don't, I don't want to get too

far into depression because I like thinking about you fucking six hot chicks at the same time. That's depressing me. Is it? I think when I still think in my mind, when I get to be his age, I could enjoy that. I'm like, from what, six, seven years older than Andrew? I still have that thing like, oh, you know, that's a big suit, that's a big cool celebrity. When I get to be his age, I'll be that's like,

you're like, motherfucker, you're gonna be saying that when you're 80. Yeah. Man, Romania has such fucking hot chicks to is it really like that over there yeah so wrote so all of these senior is not just romania so that the romania you can't yes

yeah with women women prioritize their looks above all else and and i don't think i don't think it's a genetic thing so much because people say all the genetically i don't think it's a genetic thing so much because people say oh they're genetically I don't think it's that I think if a girl has nice long hair. She wears high heels. She goes to the gym She's a perfect manicure and she's done a full face of makeup. I mean how ugly can you be? Like if you got fake kits you're slim you got heels on you got a dress on you got manicure

You got nice long blonde hair and pair of sunglasses. It's put together. Girls hot. Yeah. You know, so, but when I go to the West, I realize girls don't try. They don't try at all. They don't have manicures. They don't think that being preez is important as having a fucking opinion, which we don't care about. And, and, and, and it's true.

And, and they think, oh, I don't need to be that pretty because I've got a degree in gender studies. No one cares. We're uninterested in their shape. And over here, they just understand my value as a woman comes from my beauty and they try very, very hard to look beautiful. Whereas in the West, women don't think that way so much anymore. And that's all it is.

It's just an effort thing. Here, they make effort and in the West, they really don't in comparison. That's the difference. So if you walk through Shocking Mow here, every girl being heels. It was like, I went to Israel. It was like my way to Israel. It was uncomfortable to what it is in LA. Yeah. There were so beautiful and slim and like this together.

This is LA we're talking about. Yeah. So I mean, it's, yeah. LA is just a crap shoot. Like you go to the wrong, I mean, it's different levels of, it's varying levels of slap. Yeah. All over the city. All right, man, I'm not going gonna take up any more of your time.

I really appreciate you calling in. If you're ever in LA, please, God, bring your hair and into the studio, that would be absolutely incredible. I see what I could do. I could bring a couple for sure, and I'm gonna be in LA at the end of the year, so. Oh shit, I will stalk you and hit you up like one of these women that loves you.

I do wanna know, when you take a piss, do you put your dick over your waistband or do you put it through your fly? That's something I ask everybody. I put it over my waistband. God damn it, all right, that makes me the bitch on that one. And what makes you a rage? And you're just personally any petty problem that you have?

What's just something annoying that makes you a rage? Yeah, that's a good question. I'm kinda zen nowadays, man. I'm trying not to get to annoyed at the world. You know, I try to live at the same state of semi-annoyance and not let it get it too much at control. I'm pretty happy. I'm a pretty happy balance to the visual. It's hard to do that when you get all the noise fucking everywhere. Media, all this kind of stuff. To media attention. No, just whip you up and, no, no. So you're not reading the media.

I know this is hard to do. And that's what his goal is, but I kind of really do believe, in so many ways I've given up on the world, and I mean that in a positive way, like I've given up, like I'm not. If you really think that Trump is a racist, fine. I've kind of given up on it,

because I'm pro-Trump, but I have all these opinions, I've upset people, but I realize that they're not gonna listen. No, so is that. So is that. That is what it is. And it's just like, I'm like, I get that.

Yeah, put the wall up. You just gave every family in America $64,000 of new debt. Like who gives a fuck at this point? I kind of look at it the same way. It's like, what can I fucking do? Let me just live my life. I know. And that's the thing, if you only concern yourself

with things you can directly control, you stop caring about politics instantly. Because it's complete garbage. I mean, it's a complete waste of time. You take control of everything. I don't care about anything. I'm a climate change. I don't give a fuck, because I can't fix it.

If I stop driving cars by myself, it ain't gonna change a thing. So I'm gonna drive my cars and I don't care if everyone dies Everyone dies. It's just like whatever. I'm like that 99% you you use a nice carbon to fuck the same bitches in the same place That's what I'm doing to stop climate change. He's an environmentalist fire meddlers You fuck them together at the same spot and you know driving I like that I in fact I'm gonna be going to be going to Stockholm in a few days. I'm going to try and find Greta for my YouTube channel I'm sure I won't find her. I'm gonna try. Oh God. This could go badly.

Yeah, I'm going to stop him and if I find her, I promise. I promise that's what I'm gonna tell her. On the left. She's old enough to know the realities of the world. I'll offer her a spin. I'll offer her a chance at the ring. I mean, she ain't really, she ain't really not to stand with, but that'd be a good one to have a little ring. You're gonna get some emails. Yeah, well, people,

people are gonna love that one. Find that little sex doll of her if you can't find her. God, have you seen that thing? Yeah. All right. There's a Greta sex doll. Yeah, somebody in,

I don't, I think it was either Japan or Australia made a look alike sex doll of Gre, somebody in, I don't, I think it was either Japan or Australia made a look alike sex doll of Greta Thumburgs. Cause they got, they've got a thriving doll brothel industry in both of those places. Yes. More every day. Why you got a brilliant. Well, thank you a lot for calling him in. Thanks brother. Wish you the best, have a good one. Keep on pissing people off. Keep on having fun.

I'd see you. Cobra Tate. Cobra Tate.com. The character, he's a really likable guy. Yeah, he is. Obviously, I disagree strongly with, but it's what am I gonna do, jump in and, well, what do you have to say now that you,

now that he's off, you're talking shit about? Well, no, no, no, no, because we're gonna be, we'll be fighting about depression, fighting about depression. Oh, I understand his point, but I would, I would guess, I think most people have never seen real depression, like real depression. It's, yeah, but they're not talking about that.

We're not talking about real depression. You understand? He's talking about clinical depression. Well, okay. Keep, stay your thing then. I was gonna say, it's, they don't, people like that, they don't even, they don't even look human.

I don't know how else to say it. That's a, you know, but like it doesn't, I just take that for what it is. Oh, he's a funny guy, like boxing, all that kind of stuff. Okay, he doesn't know about that. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible he meant people who are hitting him up

on Twitter saying, I'm 700 pounds and I'm depressed. Correct. And I probably was talking about that. Yes, I agree with it. Yeah, I agree with a lot of that. But question that I forgot to ask him about the COVID thing, actually. Is it, he doesn't think the virus is real?

Well, yeah, I mean, and that's silly too. Well, he said it's just a cold. Well, the numbers in LA suggests that the mortality rate is similar to the flu, but the antibody tests that are coming out now, people are getting tested to see who had it. It's going to, everything's going to go, everything's going to go way down. I mean, the number is going to be down there. It'll probably be going to have some explaining to do then, Lucy.

I don't, I don't think so. Why? Because of the, because of the number that it's killed in the, in the length of time. But here's my, oh, I disagree strongly with that. Here's my question. Well, I don't think it's, I mean, 50,000 people is not in the, 62, 62 is not enough to shut down the entire economy. 62, you know, see what it's, I think if somebody had come out and said, it's going to kill 62, people would have revolted. Like, I think everyone got tricked into thinking millions would die, and that's just not proven.

Well, it's, but it's still very, very new. That's the thing. But millions of people didn't die, and they're not going to. It would be impossible at this point. It's not gonna be million, no, it's not gonna be millions of people. I don't know, is it gonna be, you know,

but it's, it's going up. 100,000? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, but you know, they just raised it. They know that it's $1,000. $1,000? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, but you know, they just raised it. They just raised it. They just know that it's shut down the economy.

Yeah. I know. People had a number in their head. Yeah. I think they're going to be very dissatisfied with that number turned out to be. Quite possibly. Especially in California, especially in Idaho,

you know, will not New York. Yeah, we'll see too, with if there's a spike with people opening up things. You know what I mean? You can't stop that. Well, I mean, stop a virus. No, no, no, but I mean, it was far as a social distancing

and then everybody, see, I think new some fucked up, I don't want to get too often to the weeds, but as soon as he said, we're looking at ways to start reopening the economy and stages, because I go out all the time. What did you think of that guy? Okay. As soon as a, I saw you shaking the time. What did you think of that guy?

As soon as I, I saw you shaking your head. What a life. What a life. What a life. But as soon as I saw, as soon as I heard that, that's gonna change his life.

Yeah, actually he'll be like, get this guy told me, I call it in this spot, guys. He's right, sticking on. Yeah. Well, it's a good idea, actually, because you don't have to use all of each one. Always thinking. Thermodynamics. Thermodynamics, that's a good idea actually because you don't have to use all of each one Always thinking about dynamics thermodynamics. That's the big red dynamics, but the

What was I gonna say? Denusum fucking news some yeah as soon because I go out you know go to the studio pretty much every day. Yeah Instantly it looked like it looked like there were like 10 Keenens in year is going on it like the grass everybody started was like well the worst is over so I'd be interested to see well but that's you're also a part of that to what he said instead of maybe he was saying that because you can see people are starting to unwind and say like nah fuck you it's funny because it was like but dick it was like night and day on the root of my all of a sudden and then in the in the in the few days after I was like, but dick, it was like night and day on the route of my all of a sudden, and then in the few days

after I was like, wow, man, like everybody's like, okay, but forget about that. My one question, my question would be, why this year for the worldwide shutdown of every Trump? Because he's getting elected again. No, not in America, the whole world. Well, okay. The whole world, stop. Everybody looks at things like in America, we're seeing, I'll, the whole world. Well, okay. The whole world, stop.

Everybody looks at things like in America, we're saying, I'll do the whole world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So China devastated, right? Oh, yeah, well, you know that. China instantly devastated because they're doing shady shit. They can't do anything right. Well, their numbers have got to be like nobody believes that

as Trump studies, all right? I do or don't. It doesn't matter to me. You've got a huge, you've got a plague that is let loose in China. Once again, where all the plagues originate, you've got a plague that tears through China. Yeah.

Decimates and decimates their lower class, which they have in abundance. Very different, very different societal makeup than America, right? You've got 30 million people in China living in a fucking cave. Yeah. Did you know that? Living in a goddamn ground. Yeah. You read about it, you said, America, right? You've got 30 million people in China living in a fucking cave. Did you know that? Living in a goddamn ground.

Yeah, they read about it. They said, oh, it's cultural. It's not fucking cultural. People are living on slabs of cement in China. They're living in a hole in the ground, like a fucking mere cat. Yeah. They never, ever, ever, China never makes the right call.

Never. They fuck up. They fuck up everything that they do. The Chinese government is threading the needle so thin with their economy that the slightest, the slightest perturbation of it will absolutely destroy it. The mechanisms that they use to fix the currency are such a delicate balance between their enormous middle class and their gigantic slave class that they cannot have a single fuck up.

So of course, they make the extreme authoritarian rule decision shut down the whole economy. Same time, Russia and whatever, OPEC, see this is a chance to get one over on the others, oil market share. Say, oh shit, I'm gonna drop prices big time, because all of Russia's exports was like 30% of their energy export is oil. Huge amount of their economy is oil. The entire Middle East is dependent on oil. They say, oh, now is our chance to fuck up.

Now's our chance to get in on the oil game. So now you have two countries participating in the quote unquote hoax because you've got China who's who has to do this. They have to lock everything down because if they fuck up their country's gone. The ruling the people who control everybody at the end of a gun are gone. Meanwhile, you've got Italy that's going around having hug a giant hug a Chinese person day to prove we're not racist. Importing motherfuckers directly from Wuhan.

That was the dumbest thing out of the entire. It's not a it's not a hoax, but it is a series of it is a series of commitments that countries have made in their own best interests that all culminated in the destruction of the US economy. That is what I mean, that is the hoax at a big picture level. It is, but it's the world, it's the world's economy. It's every country's economy. And they all made fucked up choices.

That's, yeah, I, that's what I'm telling you. I think that's, I think, and I mean, I'm gonna cut down choices because of Trump. Because the media hates Trump. That's what I'm saying. I think there's a, you got a lot to prove on this. Like that's the extraordinary claims require some extraordinary proof.

And it's like, yeah, it's a disease that they, who knows how deadly it is. Or gonna know. What, yeah, yeah, at some point, you know, but it's gonna go. It's gonna be less than people thought. It's gonna go right through. I don't know, they just, the White House was just like, no, no, it's gonna go. It's gonna be less than people thought. It's gonna go right through. I don't know, the White House was just like,

no, no, it's gonna be more. Well, I personally don't need the federal government to do shit. I don't need Trump guessing. Like, I could talk to my dad about what he thinks about it and get the exact same response from Trump. Like, you read some headlines today. You know, absolutely fucking nothing about this.

Trump has no background to make any decision about it at all. Of course. I don't know why they put him on TV, asking him questions that fucking nobody knows. Is that right? At least of all, he can't even make a good guess. No. Like why are you asking him what kids should be doing

with their money? Ask him what people, Trump knows money, ask him what landlords should be doing, ask him what millennials should be doing with their $1,200. Ask him what he thinks about fucking crypto. Ask him what he knows about which is business every fucking time, but they ask him shit to make him look dumb and then spin it out of control on TV.

Um, I don't know. This is off on a tangent though, I guess. I don't know. I mean, well, you know, I don't know. You know what I think. I mean, I think I think it's like being safe. I think it's exactly, I think it's... I think it's... I think you like being safe. I think it's exactly what... I think it's exactly what I mean.

Like, well, let's just lock everything down and see what happens. I don't even, I'm not making any money. I don't, what I'm saying is, like there's no part of this that is a hoax. Like that's, they're just, they're just isn't. Some people consider predictions. is a hoax. Like that's, they're just, they're just isn't. Some people consider predictions. Some people consider predictions when they are at a level

that is so far off, there is some amount of betrayal behind their must, some people consider predictions that are significantly far off to be a betrayal and therefore a hoax. Like the fact that the media is, okay, the bleach thing, the fact that the media is playing up this bleach thing is a hoax. But the fact that the media is promoting studies that are not transparent, that you cannot see what's gone into the study, the fact that the media is promoting these predictions as though

they are the only voice in the conversation. I'm not listening to the media, but you're not, but everybody else, you're not everybody else. Yeah. People are fucking nuts. No, I know. They're going to the two, man. I understand. That's the hoax that they understand.

I understand. Okay. Yeah. Okay. People are not good at expressing themselves. They just, in their gut, they're like, this something's not right here. This is fuck, why would they think, why would a governor, why would this governor say

that we need to do that? They think, why are we told not to wear masks and now we're told to wear masks? That doesn't make sense. Well, here's the thing though, because they didn't know they were going back and forth on how communicable it is in the air. Like, you can get more, here's the,

you can get more. And that's mind reading. You can do the in the air. Like, you can get more, here's the thing, you can get more. And that's mind reading. You can do the same thing they're doing. You can get more information and then make a more, and then make a more educated decision. Like, you are supposed to be revising this all the time. That's the thing. That's not how people see it.

That's definitely not how I see it. You don't, where you never air on, well, you don't need masks, give them to medical professionals, like, nope, that's a fucking lie. I believe I'm being lied to right now. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna continue wearing the mask. I think you're trying to fuck with people.

Possibly. Yeah, possibly. I'm just saying that it's not everything is contagious. One way or another is everything else. You know what I mean? Some might be more. Some might be more. Some is more hiding the deaths. How many percentage of deaths in California

are from nursing homes? If I don't hear that number now, I assume you're keeping this information from me on purpose because it's very relevant. Oh yes. 50% of the deaths are from nursing homes, then this is an egregious violation of reason. I've been seeing some deaths from nursing homes

in like other countries and stuff, and it's very, very high. But you don't know what it is from California, do you? I have to look. That's what I call a hoax. I have to look. I hear about Trump telling people they need flashlights stuck up their ass and to drink bleach,

but I don't know how many deaths are from nursing homes. That's why people like me call it a hoax. You're like, you fucking guys, this is important information that you're just not saying. Yeah, more breakdown only gives you a better picture of it. Yeah, and like the nursing networks against them. I'm gonna look, I was reading about nursing homes yesterday and what it is.

All right, let me read some of these fucking silly emails, Sean. What do you guys wanna say? No, no, that's about it. Okay. Um, see what I've got here. Three out of four. Oh, I've got advice to, we all just do the advice.

Hey, Dick, this is Sam. This is from Sam H. I'm writing this while we're under martial law. So hopefully by the time you read this, the economy will be opened up. Nope, sorry, but if not, I found out that the Wuhan unemployment program pays double when I make it my current job. And I'm wondering if I should take advantage

of the extra money and invest the extra $1,200 a month in Bitcoin before the value of the dollar. Craftships, I figure I'd end up having more money even if I'm unemployed. Would it be better to have a job or should I gamble on Bitcoin being more valuable than the dollar post and then he has a slur flu? Man, you got some pretty extreme options there. If I was... If I were...

If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I... If I were... If I were... If I... If I were... If I... If I were... If I were... If I... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I... If I were... If I were... If I were... If I... If I were... If I... If I were... If I... If I were... If I... If I... If I... If I were... If I... If I... If I... If I... If I... If I were... If I... If I... options there. The slur flu. I see a lot of people unemployment is more than what they're making at work. That should tell you how fucked up shit is. Yeah, it really does. At the wages. I read a stat. I mean, it could be true, maybe not, but it was just, it was interesting. I can't remember where I read it, and that's what worries me a little bit, but it does matter. It does make sense, since like 1978 or 1979,

99% of the country has seen a 35% increase in wages. Oh, we see that again. That's how much it's gone up. Just wages have gone up? Yeah, they make about 35% more through now. Where that's since when? In the last how many years, 78, 78, since 1978, 79?

That's not a lot. No, and 1%, 278%. That still should be more. But isn't that crazy, The disparity. Yeah. I have to really, but I have to look into that. Take that with a take that with a salt shaker. No, what that said. It was that matches every single study I've ever read. That's yeah. Like that the it didn't seem weird. I hate that I kind of ran and I didn't look at, you know, they always throw in that one percent, too. Like it's just like they're just taking it

for some reason. Well, this is where your money's going to the top. I was like, no, we're just shipping it overseas. Yeah, I've seen stuff like that too. It's miserable. I remember I brought in that white space chart. The white slice, just getting thinner and thinner. Yeah.

No, you're right. It does coincide. All the kind of parallel type studies or whatever. It's all saying that Yeah, well, I don't know, bud Fuck it. Take the unemployment. How much how long is unemployment now? Four months Quit your job get fired get fired learn French. All you got to do to get fires not so off. Yeah, right? Yeah I they'll I think they'll extend it for a long time on employment. Now that they got the money machine warmed up,

I think so. They stopped. Yeah. This from Mickey Pickles, Hey, Dick Advice, I need advice. This is kind of long. So if you never read this, that's okay. You made it longer with that sentence. I have fuck all to do at the moment.

I flew to Florida to spend the weekend with a girl I've known for many years. We have always had a mutual interest in each other, but have been in a relationship with other people. For most of the time, we've known each other. So nothing ever has come of it emotionally cheating on both of them. The last month or so, building up to this trip, we have been texting a lot of feelings. Things, oh, feeling things out. And obviously decided a weekend together in a BNB was a good idea. Oh, man, feeling things out. And obviously decided a weekend together in

a BNB was a good idea. Oh, man, how did you fuck this up? I don't live in Florida, but she does. So I booked a trip there mid-COVID mind you with some pretty high hopes. First day is done and everything was going great. It seemed like we spent a lot of time walking around this little beach, got dinner. We were in bed watching TV, still talking it like 1 a.m. But nothing really progressed past that. Is it? It's this outside progressed, like, oh, if I just wait, something will happen. Maybe my dad will come in and put my dick in her. Yeah. What the fuck are you waiting for? Yeah. I know. A comet, some kind of a horny plague. Do you want a roofie? Roofier it's a comet. Some kind of a horny plague. Do you want a roofier, roofier?

You have to... What the fuck do you need? Well, you have to start thinking, you have to start thinking like, I'm involved. You know what I mean? Not like something will happen. This kind of nebulous...

Something, nothing happened. Well, you didn't do anything. Right, that's why. That's right. I don't live in Florida, but she does so I booked a true. Oh, yeah, I I feel like I can read situations pretty well. That's not the issue. You don't need you don't need to read shit to make moves on a girl In fact, it helps if you can't Because sometimes don't give you the wrong signal

And it didn't seem like she was too into anything beyond what we were doing at this point in the trip. I've been sober for almost two years. So unfortunately, I don't have alcohol on my side this time, which raises the difficulty 10 fold. No, no, it does not. That's hard mode. Well, it, no, but if you come to rely on alcohol because you have, you, you've got crippling,

you know what I mean? Like you're just some to blame. It's because I'm not drinking that I didn't make a move. Okay. No, but well, no, but people drink to make moves. Well, this might actually be like that's sure. I guess. Yeah, because you're you fucking blaming it. No, but you know no, you don't, you're using it as a tool. Yeah. That's what you're doing. This might, that was a smart then. That's, yeah. Let me pull out my make out beer.

Yeah, I mean, it's, that's, people, there's, I'm socially awkward. Oh, I'm a lot more comfortable in a drinking. Yeah. Like, that's 101. This might actually be the issue here for me. Oh, oh, he's got it. Oh, good. here for me. Oh, oh, oh. He's got it. Oh, good idea.

Well, see. Anyways, at 1 a.m., I'm kind of resigning to the idea that we're just going to fall asleep and wake up tomorrow, and I'll just keep slow playing it to see how it goes. What the fuck are you doing? Andrew Tate's going to fuck this bitch. That's what's going to happen. He's doing it now. He's doing, he's texting her right now.

He's on a plane. He's on a plane. Asking her why she's cheating. Yeah. We were having a great time and maybe she just wants to take it slow. I don't know. You better figure it the fuck out. It seems weird to me because I could have sworn

we were on the same page about what this weekend was. There's a fucking entitled is that? Well, with that, I get a sworn we were on the same page of me in my mind. What the fuck does that mean? And in my mind, in her mind, he's thinking, she's thinking this, and I'm also thinking this,

so what the fuck? I'm watching anime. Watch, open your mouth. Open your goddamn mouth. Use your hands. Feel your way. Not much later though, she started saying she didn't bring anything with her to stay over

and mentions walking home. Her apartment is a 15 minute walk and walking back in the morning. I'm obviously pretty pissed at yourself, I hope, not at her, not because I'm getting laid, not because I'm not getting laid necessarily, although I'm a man, so there's a little of that. But because why did I book this ridiculous romantic place to stay that has things she wanted like a spa tub? Oh, buddy.

If she was not even going to stay in it because you acted like a bitch, that's why. She wanted a romantic man, not a romantic tub. This isn't a typical first date situation. Yes, it is. I didn't really even think it was possible to bomb this. She knows who I am. Who are you? Are you a writer? Is he a writer?

Who is anyone? Yeah. She knows who I am. Yeah. What are you? A guy who doesn't make moves? That's who you are. Did you know that? No. Right. What I look like. Oh, you know, that's what women, that's what that's top on their list of what is sexually attractive to them is what you fucking look like That's why you always see these insanely hot chicks with also with also beautiful men Every fucking time 10 out of 10 times what I look like that's what chicks are reading those romance novels for yeah,, right. What guys look like and what I'm like, but here we are and it feels like a complete failure on day one. Anyway, I walk her home and it's kind of romantic. At least I'm trying to tell myself this.

I mean, are you being wrong? It's not really for you. And I'm trying to convince myself, maybe she wants it to be like a normal first date. I'll try to kiss her when we get there and are saying goodbye. We get there, the hug comes. Then the look, it feels like she kind of leans back so I don't go for it and just walk back to the room alone. I feel it necessary to mention here again that we get along phenomenally. Why? I've known her for a long time. We laugh a lot and never skip a beat conversation wise. It would

probably be easy to assume I fucked something up by having no game. And maybe I did. I don't know, but it didn't seem like it until I was walking her home. Oh boy, at this point, how do I reach these kids? I have no idea how to read the situation, which is why I'm writing you like any sane person would do. I'm in the room now. It's 9.45 in the morning and I just woke up. I'm trying to decide I got this today. I've got this, I'm trying to decide how to approach today.

So I bring anything up about us hooking up, make a TED talk, make a PowerPoint presentation about how you had the understanding that she had the understanding that hooking up would happen once you got there. Do I bring anything up about us hooking up and try to talk about it directly? You wanna know why?

Andrew Tate has six girls and some guys have none because of this shit. And this is shit is going to get worse in the future. Maybe it would be a good icebreaker. We are working, we are working with limited time. You are not we. There's no we in this. Do I just trudge on and keep working on it? Did I slow play this too much and miss a window of opportunity or something? Well, you did. You know, I know this guy's selfish. He didn't tell me how bigger tits were.

That's how I know. You're only thinking about you and not thinking about her mind or your happiness. I mean, if you're going to ride into, I mean, do I ignore her for an entire day and just do my own thing? Oh, yeah, go out and have fun by yourself and floor the, go to a retirement community. I feel, it feels like a total rejection, which I'm not gonna lie. Does suck, you didn't make any moves. Right.

Yeah. You didn't do anything. Yeah. How could you disappoint a woman like this? Fly all the way out there, get her a hot tub and then just send her home. We made this wonderful steak for you, sir. Get a good look at it, take a picture,

put her on your Instagram, I'm gonna throw it away now. Thanks for participating. I thought you had the understanding that it would be eaten at some point. Didn't get eaten, I don't know. A lot of assumptions, a lot of assumptions. And yeah, you have to do stuff. Anything other than some kind of intimacy is a failure.

Well, no shit. I have lowered the bar, given how the first day went. Oh my god. So now you're expecting nothing of, so expect something of yourself, not of her. You entitled fuck. You have to bring it. Yeah, you do to bring it. You do, you do. Expect more from yourself, not less from, not less in general,

or do it doesn't matter, someone else will pick her up, someone else will fuck her tomorrow, because you fucked up. It's got all this shit in her brain, getting hyped up for the romantic weekend, wanting to dump that giant second wanting to jump dump that giant that giant feast of sexuality onto somebody and because you didn't make a move the first guy that hits on her in a bar is going to get it picture that picture

pages that bill cosby but I think spending an entire second day on it and failing again is a greater failure than might be worth it. Think how fucking home the world is fucking the world is full of people who quit right away. Imagine imagine being afraid of failing twice. You already failed once. What the fuck does it matter if you fail again? It doesn't feel worse. You failed yourself. You failed in the situation, but you didn't. Like you failed through just not doing a thing. Real failure, you know, would be is a better thing than that. I could take the rejection. Yeah.

Yeah. What if she says no? Right. That is a much better failure than inactivity. At least, you know, as they go down swinging as they say. I mean, if you go down swinging, take a cut. Or two, God damn, stop thinking about yourself. Yeah, get out of your...

God gave you this mind to warp and prevert and gear up and abuse and titillate, thrill, disappoint, accuse. It's a machine right in front of you that you have to prepare to get fucked. Well, don't do it. Learn how to not turn that machine on yourself. Yeah. Thinking about, what if I fail again? Can I take it?

What the fuck are you talking about? Let me know if you have any insight. Stop thinking about yourself. I feel like I need to keep things simple when I can make them complicated. Even a one liner. Yes, you might save me here. Yeah. You do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Beautiful. You look very beautiful. Yeah. You look very beautiful. Come here. I need I need to kiss you. I need to kiss you. You look very beautiful. Yeah. You look very beautiful. Come here, I need to kiss you.

I need to kiss you. You look very beautiful. I need to kiss you. Warm up for the night. Let's have a nice, let's have a real romantic. First one was a bit of a, that was a flop. I got in my head, but I gotta, you're just so sexy.

But like the, just you, I love you. Just kiss a mind. It sounds, it's so simple, but for him obviously, it's not easy, but it really is as simple as that. But you gotta mean it's just kisser. It's crazy simple. Stab at her breasts with your hand. Even a one-liner might save me here.

You're so beautiful. You're so beautiful. It's so, it's been so great. Last night it was great to put your, to know that you're so much better in person than you were online. It's so nice to put a face so beautiful with the personality that I've come to develop feelings for. And I'm compelled. My density has popped me to you. I'm compelled to kiss you before this. And I'm sorry, I can't.

Density has brought me to... From perspective, I'm 34 and she is 29. Get out of here, get out of here. Yes, get out of here. Is he a virgin? Oh, I don't know. I mean, he's riding like he is. Oh, Ouch.

Well, no, I mean, whatever. I mean, he's riding like he is. Oh, Ouch. Well, no, I mean, but whatever. I mean, he's just, that's the kind of thing that we hear from Virgins, you know? I see very entitled, Women's Day Men are Entitled. I don't know what the fuck they're talking about because they're stupid. But this is what they mean. He's thinking about his own emotions, not seeing what he can get out of somebody else by turning them into a sexual toy. I'm just saying sexual toy.

If he were to just, if he were to kiss her, he would probably, the next thought through his mind after she probably kisses him back, he would be like, oh God, that was easy. That was easy. That was easy. That was way, how did I get here? Here's what you do.

You said one very simple move. You build a trap in your hotel, prop the door open, and put a note that says come in. And then you have a trap that so she trips out of her clothes, like one thing at a time, and then you lay behind the bed so that she's falling like one of those machines.

What are they machines? The RoboShow machines, what are they called? I don't know. Rombly machines. It's a guy. It's a guy's name, like the dominoes and all those things. The fuck are those machines called? What the fuck are those machines called?

Someone please help me with this. Oh, Rube Goldberg machine. Oh, because you're talking about over, you were talking like a robot or something. Like a robot's involved too. And then the robot positions her hips, just a very complicated as complicated as possible. More than you're making it actually.

You're not making it complicated enough. Right. You should have some kind of a machine that makes her kiss you, touches your penis so that nobody is at fault, nobody's embarrassed because that's what's most important in life is not being embarrassed. God forbid you have to live in a pure ecstasy for a year, six months on, six months off, six months on, and then you get embarrassed. Yeah.

Oh no, I've been embarrassed. Be a fucking man. All right. I'm surprised people still write me for advice after all the advice that I get. Well, yeah, but I honestly think, be a fucking man! I honestly believe at the end of the day a lot of it is good.

Good advice? Yeah, because it's told poorly, yeah. Well, no, told in an entertaining manner. I mean, I don't think all of it, but like, you know, a good of the vast majority is 99%. 99% you're saying. On it's honestly, it's simple. And people do need simple.

I need simple. Yeah, you do. I'm a guy who needs, who complicates things. I've learned not to do that so much. Don't make it more than it is. Why is my dad calling? Let me see what he wants. I see that too.

I'm going to accept it. Hey, dad, you're on the air right now. Oh, great. Do you have any comments on. Hey dad, you're on the air right now. Oh great Do you have any do you have any comments on lockdown? How are you and mom handling lockdown? Well, since I've been retired for a long time, you hear the fucking tone in his voice. He's already annoying. Yeah, okay Yeah, it's kind of just normal except that I can't go to the grocery store is often. That's all is often how often do you go to the grocery store three times a day three times a week Oh Instacards has taken the place of my grocery shopping. Yeah

Do you think it's you Sean was saying that the whole thing is a hoax do you agree? I'm not saying the whole thing Again showing your out of Tunis thank you. Yeah yeah that is not a hoax dick says it's a hoax well it's partially a hoax i mean the media loves it the quality of attention of course yeah i don't read the media hey do you know who uh... do you know who and your tape is he just called in

no no uh... what do you think about what do you think about a guy being embarrassed about getting rejected by a woman? He's flown out to Florida to try to hook up with this girl he's been talking to for years and he's too embarrassed about getting rejected to make a move on her. What do you think about that?

Oh man, you're some tea in his diet. He's what? Tea? Yeah, testosterone. Oh, tea in his diet. He's a what he yeah, testosterone. Oh, tea in his Like mr. T Blinds you to all your in fat your fallabilities and let you go forward. Oh Must have a lot of testosterone as nature intended Being a chicken shit, you know, yes, he's being a chicken shit

Do you have anything that makes you a rage recently and how is the battery situation working out in your car? We're all very concerned about that speaking speaking speaking of out of touch So here's a problem I have a car that haven't driven for two months So you're driving has turned into shit at your age and when I go out on the road at all It's like I'm all starting all over again. Oh my. With how many replacement eyes do you have? What set of eyes are you on? Just 10. Just 10. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird to drive now, right? Oh God. Like Tom Cruise

and Minority Report. I just got some new ones. No, it's just I'm what I'm afraid of is everybody else is in the same boat I'm in and they're driving too. No, it's just that I'm what I'm afraid of is everybody else is in the same boat I'm in a new driving too. Oh, everybody else is the problem. Like usual. Yeah. Exactly. My driving is as questionable as it is,

it's still better than everybody else's. Uh huh. I know, I can't think of anything else to ask my dad. Well, no, he called you. Oh, yeah, what did you, you wanted to talk to me about the house, right? Yeah, we closed it. Amazing.

I just got to, I just got to notice and one, let you know. All right, I don't want to talk to people about that. Okay. I'm trying, yeah, okay. Good to talk to you. Goodbye. Bye. I should've asked him if he wanted any wings.

Oh, that fucking guy. Okay, here's another one for you. This is from Harlow P-Nuts. Hey, Dick. X-Virgin here. Oh, great. Aren't we all X-Virgins? I mean, except those that...

Oh, yeah, okay. So recently, I was... What happened to the computer? Oh, it does that if I scrolled. So recently I was at my local anime club. Oh boy. I started hanging out with this girl. Wow.

He's gonna have to prove. He's not a virgin anymore after I heard that. She's pretty strange because she doesn't go to college at all and also hates anime. I don't know if that's strange. Hate anime. She's a stay-at-home recluse who only comes to the club because she thought no one would make fun of her for extremely wacky Japanese Lolita fashion.

Do you know what that is, Sean? Lolita fashion, Japanese Lolita fashion. Yeah, I think so. What is it? It's like young girls, right? No, underage girls. I think. Isn't it like, you know, like a Lolita, right?

Ah. Jailbait. No, I think Lolita fashion for Japanese is like they wear all kinds of frilly shit and stuff. Let me pull it up. Oh, cause it's like baby dolls. Oh, okay. Well, that kind of goes in with that, I think.

I think, yeah, I think, yeah, like super elaborate. Okay, all right. I got it. I got it. Yeah, like dolls that you play with. Okay. Little girls play with. But it also means they're all skinny as fuck. Yeah. Okay. She was right, of course, so she came over to my house to watch a movie

and being an autistic spaz, she starts fiddling around on my computer. She saw that I watched a ContraPoints video and started making fun of me. I don't know what that is. I think that's a liberal thing. I knew she was a forechanner based on how she talked. Really? Saying meme words like a cumer, boomer, based, et cetera. Is forecham the only place you can get those kind of words that key somebody else in?

That you are a forechanner? I suppose it is. That's wild. But when she started talking about her beliefs, I found out that she was essentially a Nazi. Oh, she's, she hates Jews. Well, is in favor of a white ethno state. Wow, okay.

Even though she's half Peruvian. Well, you know, the good half, I guess. She's crazy. She also told me that she is a radical feminist. She thinks the people, wow, this bitch needs a lot of attention. A lot of attention. She is a radical feminist. She thinks the people who run porn should be killed on mass.

Okay, try it. Everyone who's so anti-porn, just try doing your, try all of your little genocides. You fucking losers. Oh, the porn industry is an exploitant of an exploits woman. Fucking simping for the absolute trash. of porn industry is an exploitant of an exploit's women. Buck and simping for the, simping for absolute trash.

Try it. She also believes in Santa, Bigfoot, Ferries and basically every conspiracy theory. For reference, she is 21. Talking to her has been hilariously entertaining. Yeah. For some reason, she felt comfortable telling me that all this has made me promise not to tell anyone in the anime club about she hates teaselers and black men.

Oh, gosh. A lot to know about this guy. She has got, she has, you know. Hey, I saw, she is really eclectic. You know what, what a personality. Oh my God, so special. Tell me more about the, oh yeah, what is your opinion on that? Sounds really edgy.

Wow, and you don't like Disneyland. So if I wanted to take you there right now, you'd say what? That's what I thought, bitch. She also confirmed a lot of stuff you say about women. For example, she's told me that she hates the idea of having sex with men and would prefer to not ever experience it. What? What the fuck is going on?

Can you imagine thinking women have personalities and beliefs like this? Like fuck is going, you imagine thinking women have personalities and beliefs like this? Like fuck is going up and dumb bitch. She's out of her fucking mind. Just shut the fuck up and suck my cock. Though she wants a husband really bad. Oh, so remarkably that is consistent. Oh, wow, really? So I think she's convinced she's feeling you out for how, oh, she's really bad

So she's convinced she'll have to put up with it once she told me you needed to tell her she's the worst person ever Thought it shut the fuck up. She once told me she hopes her husband will just drug her So she won't have to be conscious while it happens. Oh my god. Jesus. What a special what a special lady is Did you come up with that one all on your own? I bet you have weird fetishes too. She has more mental illness than I can count on one hand. I don't think so actually. This is all carefully crafted. She hates, tell her that.

It'll drive her insane. You're not this mentally drained, you're just pretending to be because you fetishize it. So just act normal, you fucking, just act normal, act normal or fuck off. Just be normal. Just be normal, shut the fuck up. And not just maintain for just a,

for god damn minute. Put on yoga pants and put on Shania Twain and shut the fuck up. She has more mental, she hates sex, lie, but she told me she's fantasized about BDSM since she was young because she's a control freak and the people who are so much of her control freaks. I just thought I'd share

but my experience with this real life encounter with an internet on an artist. Honestly, she's pretty great. Yeah, put on a leash, literally, literally and figuratively. Yeah, she's done it. All right, a leash thing. She is all right, everybody. figuratively. Yeah, she's there on the leash thing. She is all right, everybody. I don't know, we've been going a long time.

We haven't been actually. We're coming up on three. Anybody in the discord? Oh, I want a chat. Oh, Dick's transfer, Dick's transfer and bird is still in there, CJ left. You mean the, yeah. Oh God, do you want to watch that video?

What, yeah, I do. The one that I taped. I do. It's about seven minutes. We can end the show and then watch it on the way out. How about that? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Cantillians is there.

Mm. Oh, they've had some hilarious corona responses. What's that? In the army. What do you mean? Because they're just, in the army, you have to like, the officers have to go on Zoom calls with their guys every day and make sure they're

in their beds and shit. Oh, the call calls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Make sure they're making their beds. Dumb army stuff.

What are they gonna do if they're just all like, just in bed at like noon? You know, because they can't, it's like, they're not there to, oh yeah. Yeah, it's just like sticking around. I don't know. So we feel like getting up today. Well, you're gonna have to yell at yourself.

Yeah. Don't you mute me. Yeah. Private, right? They have to go to classes outside because coronavirus is killed by the sun. I mean, that's true, isch, isn't it? Maybe true. I saw that the reenfection shit turned out to be lies fake news. Yeah, the reenfection

thing. Oh, what is, wow, really, you mean something fucked up? And that explains that? Oh, yeah, I'm kind of super mutant virus. Oh, wow. This is why I don't, I'm not reading, you know, the media. They have to have formations six feet apart from each other. Oh God, here's one that I saw. This is from the cops have been, the cops and nurses have been bending over backwards

to make me hate them during this whole thing. Look at this one. Here is the New York police department tweeted this gem out. Some people may disagree, but transporting ziplock bags of marijuana and a digital scale in your backpack does not make you an essential traveler

in the eyes of the transit police. Oh, they're so sassy. Yeah, this is what they're worried about. The subway, which is a plague vector, like which is basically the ooze and Ghostbusters 2, that they've got people sneezing and coughing and touching each other all day on, hopping a turn style while doing so,

didn't help either. Nice grab by our district one team. Talk about weed, which is legal in a lot of the country. So they're basically just kind of like, it's like a, it's like a, I'm really cool. Sort of humble brag. Yeah, nice grab. Nice grab. This dip shit. Yeah, by this, found this dip shit. Look at these fucking morons. This is their drug,

district one drug squad. Look at them posing like they're the mod squad. I know. I know. Fucking assholes. I know. This bitch in the back. So like, which one's the hacker? Yeah. Which one's the which one's the one's got the street smarts. Yeah. Which one's got all the connects and distant and district one. Yeah. By the way, this is how fucking stupid these New York cops are. This dumb motherfucker has the mask under his nose. Yeah, that's not. Front of virus gets into your nose.

Yeah. Way to go idiot. Yeah. Boys and blue are out there protecting us. They let all the prisoners out, not Martin Screly somehow though. He doesn't get to come out of jail even though he's probably the one person who should be fielding all the questions that Trump gets about biotechnology.

We've got these heroes here. Okay, I'm about to upload that pose. It is funny. It looks like the fucking mod squad. And they're all, I thought, why are they like in a flying V like this? Because they're social distancing in the picture. Yeah. All right, I'm gonna play this song first. This is the Hard Men Working Hard.

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In response to recent independent inquiries into the origins of the virus, the Chinese Ministry of Health, we quoted a saying, Like the Atlantic. I ran their trap again. We turn now to Chinese ambassador Chang from the official statement of Sympathies Oh! Mr. Brown Knight, why don't you come to my office? Oh, I said yes! So bad in the past five nights! This is over! Oh! We love it! I told you I'm not a woman, you American dumb

But I'm a hundred million miles from your back man's heart Every good man Mr. G.K. Every small make a virus throw away With a death frame on Oh! Mr. B. Face by my side On the fire test, he did it every good price And the thing for buying now, hit the money,

Who cost the money? You get the virus to flee, trying to very song And America wrong, so no problem, I'm not mad for that, I'm not mad for that Who is selling this? I'm not mad for that, I'm not mad for that You want how you lose, that small detail And the world, you don't wanna talk

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Come so frapp like which China boot Do you know like China, so I pursue me What the diamonds, babe? I'll buy your dying ones and pay them off I'm a house of family care Who I, at least one state is suing China, right? I don't know I think I'll pay back your four-relief for not today's cream

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It wouldn't send from my phone. Oh my God. Hard men working hard. What's it called? It should just be a movie. Oh, I think Maddox is implying I'm a pedophile as well. The gay ops are continuing. I feel like Maddox is trying to be a...

Oh, well, what's funnier? I forgot about that. Hold on, let me try to find it. Maddox is trying to, you know, Maddox who's never mentioned me publicly and tries to stay above it. You remember that guy? Vagley.

Yeah. The guy who's never publicly responded to anything because he's above petty drama and just wants to get on with his life of making podcasts. Right. Whatever he's doing. This is what he's,

this is the new round of gay operie that he's engaged in. Here it is. Here's the text that was leaked. Maddox says to me, or says to somebody, I know who it is, but I'm not going to say. During the old podcast, Dick once told me he matched with some girl in high school. He said she was in Pomona. I asked him if she was 18.

He said, uh, dot, dot, dot, yeah. And I still busted his balls for it, thinking he actually wouldn't because still, dot, dot, dot. I don't really understand. He yet, yet I still busted his balls for it, thinking he actually wouldn't because still, what is he saying it wouldn't do? I don't know.

Okay. Anyway, anyway, one day, he was running late because he was driving back from Pomona. I asked him if he did. Is he saying, is he saying, is he saying fuck to her? Yeah, that's what it is. Is that when he did? I think that's the implication here. I asked if he, this is a man who's so embarrassed

about his sexuality that he can't even say the word sex or fuck, he can't speak like a man. I asked him if he did, he just deflected. So who knows? Who knows? While that's the old, yeah. That could be a statutory rapist. Questions? And now I've got questions. I've grown from could be a statutory rapist. Questions? Now, I mean, I've got questions.

I've grown from rapist to rapist. Now, possibly lying in implication here. I don't know, is this, one of these goddamn things doable or eventually, God damn it. I don't know. I think I still got one good story packed away about him. Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Yeah, maybe one, maybe one, let's see. Okay, let me pull up this video. We can go out on that. All right. I didn't chew any ice today, by the way. No, you didn't. No. Not even very good lately.

I haven't had to reach for that squirt bottle at all. Fucking HVEC Kodak fuck you. Open with VLC. Mm-hmm. Ow. How am I, Brad? Why are we crud? Fuck you. Open with VLC. Mm-hmm. How am I, Brad? Why are we crud? Yeah, because you're antif...

You're the... Okay, here's the guy who said, I kinda came in a little late, but maybe it's still funny. You guys be the judge. You can't unwatch it. Well, I'm already kind of, yeah. I like this guy already.

This is the guy who accosted us. Yeah. Who called us frauds? Mm-hmm. Pretty accurate, right? Yeah. My description of him. accosted us. Yeah. Who called us frauds. Pretty accurate, right? Yeah. My description of him. All right, here you go. Now, how am I, Fred? Why are we frauds? Yeah, because you're antifa. You're the priority antifa. You're causing inflating for no reason.

Where are you here with them? Why am I here with him? I want to open the government up. What do you mean? Why am I here? I want to open the government to you. Tell us more why am I here? I want to open the government to Tell us more about being in poker. You're gonna be how are you used to be a poker player? Interviewing Rolling sign are you mad? What was your big? Sign 4 8 24 positive for one second

You're gonna create a sign? Don't leave money if you play 4-8, 2-4, 4-8. Pause it for one second. 16-32, what'd you play in poker? Yeah, I'll see. What? He's right in one thing, is that, no matter where you go, you're gonna look like you're there to fuck with somebody.

I have. So like, he's gonna be like. I'm with the government. He's gonna, he looks like he's gonna be fucking with somebody. Therefore, he must be on the opposite side as me because I'm very serious. Yeah, I guess be on the opposite side as me because I'm very serious. Yeah, I guess so. You're right. That's what you need. My vuggers need to learn how to do this with style.

You want to play me hands up? Hands up in poker? No, I want to know more about your poker career. What was your poker career? What was your big win? What's your career? What was your big blindage in play? What table did you play at? That's what you're playing at. That's a good game to answer. What's your brother heart? You're a pussy.

Hey, Scott. There he goes. There he goes. He's a good one. Punch me. Punch me. You're a good one. There's birdies talking to you.

I mean, I was a jump. I'm not trying to fight everyone. I'm here with you. Punch me if you can. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop your dumbledore. There's a wife. Look at the size of her. You walked up here and it used me being antifa. When I'm just here to get a tear. What's wrong with my son? What's wrong with my son? Stop. Stop.

Night you. We're done with your opinion. Why are you here? No. That's why you worked up on our briefcase. I'm going to stand right here. It comes to cops. You doing this and ready your kids? Yeah, you're going to be shit. Break up right now, okay? I look, I'm lazy here. Can you do this? I'm going to be shit. I'm going to be shit. I'm going to be shit.

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I'm going to be shit. I'm going to be shit. I'm going to be shit. I'm going to be shit. I'm going to be shit. right here it comes the cops yeah you doing this and ready your case right now okay I'm late here oh boy oh lady you're not too ladies man you're gonna put your good standing here standing here they came up sir listen. Sir, listen to your wife. Listen to your wife, sir. Oh my god. It's not as a troublemaker. Listen to your wife, sir.

Listen to your wife. Listen to your wife. Listen to your wife, sir. Listen to your wife. Oh my god. Listen to your wife. You are absolutely infuriating. Listen to your wife.

I'm not infuriating. Listen to your wife. I'm not infuriating. I'm not infuriating. I'm not infuriating. I'm not infuriating. I'm not infuriating. I'm infuriating. Oh, listen to your wife, sir. Go. You guys are fakers. These guys are fakers. Oh

You guys are fakers these guys are fakers These guys are traitors We're wrong holding a gun in my hand. Why do you start with a sign? I'm trying to make you look bad. What do you read? This is a sign I love. Yeah, open your goddamn eyes and read the hand. I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I Oh

That's that guy Sam This was like order to which I You guys are like trash get out of here. It says a fucking woman who sucks down three packs of men falls a day You guys are just pissed that hometown buffet is closed I know that's what I'm saying they're famous. You guys said it to you guys are gonna start fight Get out of here. Your voice sounds like a fucking car that needs a brave job. Is this children orbiting around you or do they just follow you? Right. I'm trying to try to trouble.

He talks about a woman like that. We just start here. Fucking Tifa. Who talks about women like that, son? Fucking Tifa. Fucking Tifa. Not as satisfying as they thought probably agree fuck and Tifa We're literally here to protest.

Those guys are just very overweight. They're very overweight. You've probably been putting on pounds since a lockdown party Fakers Found That was not nice and I'm and I'm supposed to you ladies shut your fucking mouth Yeah, well anyway, and I'm supposed to have any faith whatsoever in humanity We're just open the goddamn economy. We're so fucked. All right. Goodbye everybody God Buy your wings see Don't be that guy

Bye, you wings. See ya. Don't be that guy.