The Dick Show - Episode 206 - Dick on Legacy Issues

Episode Date: May 12, 2020

My drunken, multi-stream meltdown, the New Project 2 Mafia and Sean the Capo, fake white nationalism, returning shopping carts, Screwy Louie has a date, Null calls in to talk kids, legacies, and the burning trash fire I dumped in his lap, Maddox is pretending to be a cowboy for some reason, Chris the Kiwi has a busy weekend, Mersh from Revenge of the Cis talks about strip clubs, and how to keep your wife busy at home; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Live show. Oh, I've never got about that. There's so much shit that happened as we guys honestly can't remember it all. Real mafia, the mafia crew is in the house. Who's the mafia crew? The new project to mafia. Oh, basically I have all the bad guys in my pocket

because I control the spice. I control the finances, Sean. No, I know. You know about you too, you as well are in my pocket. Yeah, sure, because I could decide to do a horrible job and mess the show up and that would affect your income. Yeah, although inarguable, what I've just said is inarguable.

Although you messing the show up might result in some people going, eh, I like it more. So there you go. You've just disproved the theory of the mafia. There we go. Go live. Hey everybody. Ban all the idiots today and there. Would you, Eric? If you didn't hear me, Eric, ban all the idiots in there

today. Would you just un-wrench, Clay? Take care of them. Ah, okay, that's live. Good, good, good, good, good, good. Do it live. I don't think this, no, that's not a stream key. All right. You never know what you can't show. It's a very cutthroat world. We've, we're a, it's a post fun prank world that we live in. Yeah. Banks are no longer fun. Well, they're trying to kill your dog or have sent you to jail. That's the legitimate, legitimate pranks. Yes. I thought you just meant like, you're not allowed to do them anymore. Like what used to be funny is not funny. But now, no, they just funny. They've just upped the ante. I guess you call it that people. It's not fun.

It's not funny. No, no, no, that's, this has been, it's been going toward that. That's, I think that's why honestly, when I read Maddox's letter, the breakup letter, yeah, I think that's why it was so well received because it was just a funny prank. Like it's just a harmless prank. Yeah, it's silly. No, the greatest harm that it causes is embarrassment. And it gets you slightly. No, I know.

And it's like, that's why people are back to their lives. But yeah, it's not turning someone's dog inside out. Right. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's hilarious, prank. We're going to show up and gut your dog. And then we're going to we're going to dress your wife up as when your dog's skin. And you're going to be like, Oh my God. Really quick aside, my uncle told me a story. They

when his his boys were smaller, you know, they had a family cat. Yeah. And they come home one day and there's a shoe box on the front porch. Ooh. And apparently the cat had gotten into the neighbors yard or something, the dog had gotten a hold of it and just tore it to shit. Yeah. So the guy thinking he would be like,

well here, let me put your cat in a coffin. In a box, just so you have the, you know, I'll like leave a note, what happened or whatever. And of course, like the kids run up. What's in the box? Like immediately. Wee! Wee!

Yeah. You say, went over the neighbor's house, she's like, what the fuck were you thinking? You couldn't have kept that and told me when you saw me. So my kids found this. There's their cat, their beloved cat. Whip, ripped to shit, yeah. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

I can see that in the note just blowing away. Yeah, there you go. I'll just put a little, I'll just put a lot of lickedness the back of this. That'll fix this, right, Adam? What the fuck? The fuck were you thinking? I get his thought, you know, but like it's what makes it

unfortunate. Yeah. I understand what you were thinking. What's the fuck is wrong with you that you wouldn't give it a second thought? Yes. Measure twice. Right. Think, think one step beyond, I'll give them their cat back.

Now, how might this go wrong? How might this go wrong? Just give me one differential right up top. Yeah. How might it give me two ways it might go wrong? Yeah. Survey says. Then see if you it might go wrong? Yeah, surveys. Then see if you see if you still wanna do it. Pranks.

Pranks can't have them. People don't do them anymore. Yeah, no, people aren't, it's not that you can't have them. It's that they're not pranks anymore. It's just like, they're just things. It's just sick. Air acts of terrorism.

That's what pranks are. So what do you have to grow? Expense upon this. Are you got to see it? Oh no, I mean, I was just in general. In general. Oh, you're going to, you're going to fucking jail that. Oh, I know.

Jesus Christ. You're going to lose your job. I got to find a jail in real life. Oh, my, my meme, my, my, my meme. I, but this is, yo, yo, yo, yo. I mean, I understand why this happens because not everybody is going to have the same, you know, views on what is a joke, what is a prank, and how to keep it out of real life.

It's so intertwined now. It's like, I said this a while ago, somebody causes too much trouble at somebody's job and they get fired. One of those people is going to kill that fucking part because it's like, you don't understand how everybody else thinks. You know what, we got so carried away last week, I didn't even show you this picture. Oh my God, Sean, you got it. You got to see this.

You know the store shopped at Dick.show, right? Yeah, I do. You know how I sell those go fuck yourself on autistic shirts? Yes. Oh, sell quite a lot of those. Let me show you. I got a new model for one right here. I'm gonna pull this up.

I think I'm gonna get her name right, by Resence. By Resence. Let me see here on Twitter. She sent these beautiful pictures in. I've got to scroll back quite a while. I don't know why these aren't saved as the background of my phone, to be honest,

because it's taking me a long time to scroll back to see them. All right, well, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, maybe Instagram would have been better. Oh, there we go. My God. I'm bringing that up on the video. My great Googley, mugally.

Wow, wow, look at those cans. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't even have cans, doesn't that justice? Oh my God, look at those cans. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't even have cans, does that justice? Oh my God, look at those, watermelons, my goodness. Here's the other one. Oh, a little too much face in this one for the likes of me, but hey, you whatever gets you going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wow. Shop.dick.show, that's where you can pick that up. I don't mean the girl either, I wish you could get that there, but you can't, the shirt. Maybe she can call in and hock some shirts. I don't know, I don't want to ruin it. Oh yeah, you know what I mean? You know how I am.

I don't see that when I didn't know. Okay, pranks, someone sent it, maybe I'll just start the show. Okay. Presenting. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.ing. Hey. Hey. Hey.

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Hey. Welcome to the day you want to get in here. You got it especially. Yo. It was a contest. Come to your life from Mount Munker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Nick Mashlin, aka the $20 million man. Voter to America's worst Mexican, 56 weeks running. Joining me is always this world's world's world's world's world's world's world's world's

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Yeah, you've been on fire. I have. People are saying that, yeah. Oh really, when I get why he's a world touring comedian, he Yeah, you've been on fire. Oh yeah, people are saying that, yeah. Oh really? I get why he's a world touring comedian. He's so, he's on fire. Okay, well, that's, I won't argue with the, with the, with the genius of public opinion.

Yeah, I mean, it's wild last, I've been giggling and giggling and giggling all week until my giggler was sore. There is so much giggling going on. I have been accused of being, I have been accused this week of being not a white supremacist, I think. Oh, this fat weirdo.

How disappointing. That's what he said. Yeah. Like, will do your fans know that? Nick knows I don't know. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. Hence the giggling.

Hence the giggling. No, what if you know, what if you're a white supremacist? Oh, maybe that no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stream. Yeah, I'm a white supremacist, like Jesse Lee Peterson. I was on Nick's stream arguing with someone who was just a gem, a gentleman by the name of PPP. Okay. 400 pounds and about 500 of that is autism. Oh boy. He came up with this with a grand conspiracy that I am the dawn of the internet shit Lord Mafia

because I run new project to and that's why everyone that's why everyone is my friend because they that's why no one will ever say anything bad about me because I I control their payment costs. That's right. People say bad shit about you all the time. I know. He does he mean a new project to?

I don't know. No one knows. It's any called you all the time. I know. He does he mean on new project too? I don't know. No one knows. And he called you a K-PO. He said you are my K-PO, a K-PO? K-PO, yeah. Like a cat like yeah, like I'm a Canadian, so he fucked, I think his accent fucked it up. I thought it was K-PO as well.

Yeah, well, the only thing that's not Bofia, right? It's a cat. You're a captain, you're a cat, you're like, you're the captain of my internet, Mafia. And you're going around pulsing. Flagging things that are critical of me, of me, which is, I mean, I guess you can start with my own show. Does he know that one?

Does he know that I spend zero hours of my day doing anything like that? And that guy has a flip phone. That guy, that guy, without knowing I don't have a flip phone, but it ain't, you know what I mean? That's a prop, that's just a case that you bring in. You got that used iPhone off eBay, it's broken. No, it is a six. It's like you get a five.

It's like a six year old phone. It's like I'm current. That's a six. Yeah, oh you should have told me I would have driven you my eight. I gave it to my mom. What are they up to? 10. X or whatever. I gave it to my mom. What are they up to? 10. X or whatever.

Yeah, they actually started over. They went to X and then went X2. X, they're back up at X, they're at XXX now. Oh, okay, sure. I don't know what I believe you're not. A fat guy, by the way, I was chewing ice and you didn't catch it a second ago. What, I just, I heard you heard that.

You heard it was your bottle there, quick draw. Well, I'm, you know, it's me blowing you into a false sense of security Quick draw Maddocks Matt this if they don't end lockdown We're all gonna go insane. Well look because we're doing it piece by piece. We're going insane a little bit a little bit Little by little every day. Well, here's the thing

Lockdown lockdown is over. Yeah, whether they whether they've told us that or. Again, I go out the hoax of the time. Yes, the hoax. I go out all the time. And just when they said, oh, we're moving to phase two or whatever now, curbside pickup, dude, on Friday, driving over in the studio, groups just walking around. Look, because here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing with the hot. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine.

Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine.

Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine.

Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. Quarantine. committing. Because unless they're legitimately enforced with severe consequences, people will only go so far. If this thing had a 50% mortality rate, people would be staying the fuck home. But since it's not, chances are you're going to be just fine. People are like, well, I'll bin the rules. I'll go out. So it's like, this is pretty much society going. The guy who designed the model got caught breaking quarantine. To go fuck his mistress. Well, that guy, you know that guy, you know that guy was like a physicist. Like, I don't know why.

I mean, he was fit, he was a fitness dick in that ass. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That guy, you know, there's multiple models and like a dozen organizations doing this. I don't know why people go to that Washington guy. Like that guy has a long, I think it's funny with us. Yes, he has a long history.

He did say he had it already. Well, that doesn't work for him. Yeah, okay. He did bear, but like I get his thinking, but no, you can't do that. It is thinking too much. Look how he looks. Look at that ass right now. Yeah, today I need that pussy today.

Look how it looks. You dickhead? Yeah. It's for everybody else and not you. Christ. I had some, I had a stats for what you're talking about that I thought was kind of funny. Hold on. Yeah, it's out.

People kind of feel it out. They go, well, they're not shooting us in the street or rounding us up in a fucking bus and taking us to jail. So they say, we can do this. All the retards are out having fun. I want to have fun. All the chemtrails, people's are out pro test

thing having fun. I want to have some fucking fun. So I mean, in effect, to me, it's in Southern California, it looks, it's pretty much, it's pretty much over. So, open the bars back up. Goddamn it. I can't find this. Let me find this survey.

Here we go. Here we go. This is a gap between Republicans and Democrats on, in battleground states, on activities they think are safe to do right now. This is so funny that this could be delineated on such, such extreme ways on party lines. Do you think it's safe to go back outside? Here's the graph part that I was looking for. In your opinion, are the following activities safe?

What is this from, too? Frank Lutz, I should ask this. I'm a pollster. And I was a fucking survey, you know. All right. Do you think it's safe to attend a large sporting environment? 20% of Democrats say yes, 70% of Republicans, uh, take a flight, 60% of Republicans, 26% of Democrats.

It gets all the way up to go, go shopping. Republicans say 33% say it's safe. Democrats say 50, it flips. Yeah, that's so weird. Fucking dumb. That's so weird. Going to a NASCAR really absolutely saved the fumes are gonna protect me. Absolutely that same. Wow. Go to a co-go to a package get absolutely they need to reopen the NFL. So what are the go shopping? Do you want to go shopping with your wife?

That's not safe at all. Go to a hair or nail salon. Those are damn near identical. So that's only with a women answering. And they're, because it's equally important for Democrats and Republicans to get their hair did and their nails did. Right.

That's so funny. You're absolutely right. Stay in a hotel. Get the fuck away from your husband or wife. Dead even. Yeah, stay in a hotel. Yeah the fuck away from your husband or wife, dead even. Yeah, yeah, stay in a hotel, yeah. Yeah, I gotta get outta here. That is so funny.

That is so funny. Those two are more telling than anything else on that graph. Yeah, you're right. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny stuff everybody, but what was I saying? Oh, the, the, the, the, No, I was saying something after the prank, wasn't I?

The mafia, I already saying something after the prank. Wasn't I? The mafia, I already covered that. Yes. I'm a capo. Maddox is a cowboy now. That's what I was saying. Speaking of, speaking of whatever you were saying, Maddox is decided to become a cowboy in the middle of all this.

Like a legit cowboy. He wears a, he goes on Twitch and uses like a face app of like a computer, like one of those puppy things that broads always have on their Tinder or whatever, a Snapchat. He uses a Snapchat filter and he's dressed himself up like a cowboy. And he sits there, Maddox sits there talking to people as a pretend cowboy and letting them name his saloon, his pretend saloon. Oh, but, no, this is just right. I'm, that is just, that is just there for the picking.

Oh, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, name his saloon. It doesn't get any better than that. Yeah, he sits there and he has a little wheel. God damn it, give me, let me find a picture. Oh, what does he call himself? and he has a little wheel. God damn it, give me, let me find a picture. Oh. What does he call himself? Oxmad. What?

Oxmad the cowboy. Oh, oh, here I see what he did. So he sits in this, he sits with this music playing all day and this is cowboy outfit, like a late night bit that nobody kind of wants Like groucho marks in a cowboy hat It goes fucking eyebrows and he doesn't swear cuz he doesn't cuz he's saying that Cowboys do

Oh John cult 72 says what would you say? Now I can't read all these words, John Colt. It's like, it's definitely safe. Someone said they wanted to freak you wrong, hard and passionate like a romance novel. Boy, that sounds awfully soft. Sounds real soft. This is all he should do from now on. I know, I love it.

I absolutely love it. I hope it's all he does. I even like his voice better. Yeah, he can't keep it up for the whole stream. I know I can hear it in there, but yeah. Okay, but the prank. So someone sent, this is what, this is the problem with pranks these days. Okay, the problem with pranks these days,

these fucking kids swatting. They said they tried to send pizza. I got an email this morning said, someone has sent you a bunch of pizzas for delivery. From I got an email from pizza hut saying your order of a bunch of pizzas will arrive at noon. Really? I thought, why would you go through all the trouble of ordering prank pizzas to me and

then email me the receipts like put my email in. First of all, they got the wrong house. So the family next door gets a bunch of pizzas and they don't because they're cash. So they're going to say no, fuck off. It's new. Not only did they fuck up the address of the house, but then they put my email in on the confirmation to alert me of my own prank before it happens.

Yeah. Thinking, what is the measure of retardation that's going on? That's ridiculous. So you can go, oh, maybe I did. Oh, thanks for reminding me. I guess I did. I must have forgotten I ordered pizza.

How would, how would this be, how does this prank work? It's supposed to send it back to you. So you, you put in your email or put in no email at all. You don't call them. Yeah. Oh, by the way, there's a, don't walk through that door. There's a bucket of water right there. Exactly.

You will get very wet. And you'll look like an idiot. Oh, thanks. I won over there. Exactly. You will get very wet. And you'll look like an idiot. Oh, thanks. I won't do that then. That's the state of pranks today. Jesus. Getting so excited. You blow it.

Pour all this spaghetti all over. Yeah. So I was accused of being a white supremacist on Nick Rikita's stream, which I think is maybe one of my funniest the funniest streams I've ever been on made in front of a fat guy for an hour. Well, you know, I mean, I saw what you did I saw what you did with very limited time and they're in the in the protest out there with the Oh, I have a video of the Pikachu woman. Do you want to see that? I realize I'm showing a lot of videos.

So we're gonna do that. Pikachu face woman. Did you bring her up? Yeah, you know, when I was arguing with bird, with bird and I were at the protest, arguing with those people and bird. My favorite part was just, oh, shut the fuck up. I need to.

That's just so fucking. Shut up, you dumb bitch. Okay, watch her on the so adamantly wrong guy. I know. She comes over on the, she comes over behind the guy. Watch her approach. I'm telling you, I'm telling you. Punch me in the face, John Mornat.

What? Oh, look at her face. That's great. And then watch, she runs right, that's the And then watch, she runs right to the face. And then she runs right to the police. Oh my God. I can't believe that. This is outrageous.

Oh, I can't believe that. Oh. Accused of being a white supremacist and then called a filthy Mexican gardener. A happy mother's day. A filthy Mexican gardener. Yeah, that's day. A filthy Mexican gardener. Yeah, that was the, by the way, you are one step away from just parking your truck anywhere on your property.

That thing is at a fucking 45 degree angle. That's cool, isn't it? No. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, it could just be anywhere the next time I come. It, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I give you that. Partially. Happy Mother's Day to all the dog mommies. Oh yeah, right. Is that's what the day is about? If you're a man and you're going through the day and you've heard for a baby or for a grand baby,

at least one time, I'm very deeply sorry. Please don't kill yourself even though I know it's the only answer to your problems. We're just too many women. Because those kind of problems are just gonna keep happening. Yeah. You know, very few things ever get pulled back.

Yeah. And that's not one of them. That will never be pulled back. And I think that we'll be clapping for the nurses and the doctors at 8 p.m. or whatever it is for probably the rest of time. Longer than in game. What's end game? The Avengers.

Oh, we're still clapping for that. They're gonna meet. It's one day, a superhero movie will come out that is so bad and it will collide with the 8 p.m. clapping they'll get wrapped up and it will just be a perfect storm of clapping and applause and hooting that never ends like the big red spot on Jupiter. Oh, that's what it's going to be.

Yeah. Every, it's every day. I start getting a pit in my stomach at about 7.45. Where are you, where are you, where are you here clapping? I can't escape it. I tried. I locked myself in the closet and put earplugs in and I can't fucking I can't get away from it It's like the tell tale hard are are

Are people on your street going outside and clapping? Yes, actually this is actually happening. It's not happening by you No, oh God every fucking night You can hear them warming up for it really getting their clapping gloves on I would have been there in their kitchen with the window open so they can begin prime form when they go out on the driveway. They do. This does seem like a, and then they're hooking up. This does seem like, to each other.

Really. Wow. What does seem like? It does seem like a neighborhood where a lot of people obnoxious white people. Yeah, well yeah, and they all kind of know each other. Yeah. It's kind of neighborhoody, isn't it?

Yeah, Bernie Sanders thing's still hanging from 2016. I know, I know. I'm with her shit still out there. Yeah, it's like just, have you forgotten about it? Or are you, I don't really get it. It's like just take it out. Take it out, it's faded. You can barely read it.

It doesn't have anything to do with reality at the present time. I know, it's just like a testament to a weird obsession. It's like you're ripping off labels. No, it's like, what do you do? It's fucking Miss Havasham. She's still wearing the fucking wedding dress. Yeah, and yet up and down the street, that's what there is here.

Yeah, just like the clapping. It's gonna be four years from now, and it'll still be fucking doing it. I think that I need to start doing like a 3 a.m. AC DC to honor the UPS men who don't seem to be getting any love as everybody's ramping up the insanity for their death rates. The UPS guys are like, well, wait a minute. So you guys are too, you guys are so freaked out, but I have to bring you like the, the, the, the home crafting kit

that you ordered off Amazon. Where's the, where's the, people's finicky allowance of death, of the risk of death is always, always fucking fascinating to me. Yeah, what a way that we, the way that we accept death in exchange for inconvenience, wholesale. And society is absolutely split.

Like every single person in America has extra money that they could use literally saving lives. This here, this dollar I have purified water. And where on the other side of the world, people are just getting raped and murdered when they go looking for water yeah dying of diarrhea or what like because we middle ages shit well we don't you know we don't relate to it when it's really fucking far away that's over the it's you don't have a fit you don't put a face to it yeah I can't believe these guys are so dangerous wanting to go outside and go to bars in this pandemic

I need to order I need to order a DVD of basekitt ball to calm myself down. It better show up in two days. Somebody better walk to my fucking house and deliver it for me. Those cops have to go out and stop all these protesters. I pay their fucking salary. Basically, you're just risking their lives. Everyone inherently is selfish and self-centered

to an extent, some people more than others, They're lives. Everyone inherently is selfish and self-centered. Yeah. To an extent, some people more than others, but it's like, until it impacts you or yours, people don't really think about it. Ah, it's wild. Yeah, it is. There's a lot of really interesting, because I think people are interesting.

When it, it's like that's, there's a lot. Interesting like a, Jesus shaped stain in your underpants. Like that kind of interest. Well, I mean, that's still, how did that, that looks amazing. Yeah, that's disgusting. Yeah. Well, the Pope hasn't gotten me, gotten back to me on that one. Yeah, I sent it in the mail a long time ago.

I don't know if it was intercepted in transit or not, but like I, I really think that blood stain in my underwear of, of Jesus Christ our Redeemer, uh-huh, should be looked at seriously. Uh-huh. I really think that bloodstain in my underwear of a Christ our Redeemer. Uh-huh. Should be looked at seriously. Uh-huh. Um, so I'm going to get up at three in the morning and do back in black for all the UPS men every morning.

I was going to say everybody thinks everybody feels about that. Just pump it through speakers in the driveway. Yeah. Is there any, is there any more badass, like opening chords to a fucking rock song than that played at about 110 DB? No, there's no. It's just the fucking heaviest thing ever. That first down beat, it's like Jesus, fuck man.

It's like somebody dropped a fucking hundred ton stone on your head. I know. Here's something else that makes me erase. My face mask is too small for my face and head, surprising as that may be, and it makes me look very ugly. And weird 80s girls face mask fits her like a human being and covers up her face.

So she looks like a video games character, like the Mortal Kombat girls who are hot, and all you can see is the eyes that are sexy, and you can't see the mouth, which is the bane of your existence as a man is the mouth of the woman. So you cover that shit up and she can't see the mouth, which is the bane of your existence as a man is the mouth of the woman. So you cover that shit up and she gets infinitely hotter right away.

Have you noticed, have you noticed, chicks walking around and you're like, I bet that chick is really hot, like under the, under the mask. What I said in Japan, I've seen that a lot. I'm like, I saw a, I think she worked, I was in Costco the other day. And there was like, I think she was Indian.

This she looked like she was from over there. And like, great body, like beautiful eyes and everything like that. And I'm like, I'm convinced I'm like, this is the hottest chick I've ever fucking seen. If she takes that mask off. I have no idea. Dude, she could take the mask off and look like a fucking rake.

You know, like, I don't know, but in my mind, I wish they would wear them at home. Islam is all right about a lot of things. It's the mystery, maybe. Um, let's see what else I got here. So my parents got their social security checks or their, their, their Trump bucks. They did, isn't that nice?

Mm-hmm. Um, everything a good thing. Whatever keeps your father, security checks. Are there their their Trump bucks? They did. Isn't that nice? Good thing. Whatever keeps your father, whatever keeps your father in batteries. My mom's wanted to have several in the garage. My mom, my mother's mom who's in the, who's in the retirement home and has, has so much dementia. Oh really? Yeah. She's, she's going backwards in time. Oh, man. Well, that's what they do. Yeah, I mean, they got her Trump bucks. Wow, the three of you, the three of you clowns. And she says, thanks FDR. Thanks FDR.

It's about time. I need to write him a nice letter. I need to cancel my tennis club appointment with FDR. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what else makes me rich. I watch this Mr. Rogers documentary. I don't know, I don't think this is relevant or whatever, but it's not COVID, so it's a good welcome to leave.

I watch this Mr. Rogers documentary, which was a great movie, but they kept saying the same thing that I hear about the Skoddam kids shows a lot and it always annoys me when they bring up, it's like, hey, great guy, great guy, oh, great guy, look at how kind he is, look at how much he wants to help kids. Plus, plus, he talks about really deep,

scary issues with the kids, like death. I think, why have you guys decided that this is such a good thing for some TV clown to be talking to millions of children? Why do you, first of all, why do you think kids don't know about this already? And why do you think this butt fuck idiot talking about it on his daytime television children's show is something that you're at home going oh I go the goldfish is dead wow I'm fucking Nietzsche all the sudden now thank you you've prevented all the mat you prevented all the school shootings from happening by introducing the concept

of death with a bunch of fucking puppets I was gonna they'll learn they'll figure it out on their own like everybody else I don't need mr. Rogers going around softly talking about death to a bunch. One, two, three, ABC. Start there. Let's keep the existentialism for college. You fucking knit wits. Like, I don't understand why this is just accepted to be a good thing. Well, is he just talking about death being part of life?

Yeah. Yeah, he's right. Oh, wow. Oh, thanks for telling the kids. You know, I had this conversation with my brother when my nieces were like, you know, I don't know, they were probably like three or something. Yeah, because I have thoughts that I never,

you know, can I never give a thought about, like, when do kids learn about death? I mean, like, I don't remember. You don't. No, no, I about death? I mean, I don't remember. You don't. No, I don't remember that. No, I don't remember. So it's like, he's like, no, they know. And I can't remember exactly.

And then they played cemetery for a little while. Yeah. Because there's a cemetery near their house. You drive by, so it's like, oh, okay. And they know that you live a long time. And so it's interesting. And I don't know, I would love to know how parents tell their kids about death or is it something where they're like,

it's usually like a pet or something. Like it's interesting to me because I don't know, because I don't remember. I don't remember how. I've seen it. I don't remember either. I've seen my sister deal with her kids. Really?

Yeah, you were there for when she talked to me. Now she retolded to me. Oh, how did that go? I mean, it was sad, because the kids like, oh, I don't want you to go. I don't want you to die. She's like, well, it's not going to happen for very, very long time. Well, don't keep doing that.

Don't masturbate. And then you can't see me in heaven after I do that. Right. You keep doing that. I'm going to go sooner. And it'll be your fault. I don't know why it annoys me so much that this, that the fucking, that the muppets talking about Mr. Hooper's death is like the 9-11 for children.

That happened? Yeah. When did Mr. Hooper die? The real life guy died. Well, I'm sure, but they brought in Keenan from SNL or something. I don't think they've, they've gentrified Sesame Street. They got fucking Whole Foods in Sesame Street. Gotcha.

Gotcha. Cause the ghetto got two violence. So Sesame Street pivoted to the right. Got it. Got it. I don't know why it makes me rage exactly. I always thought that I'd Barkley should have been a pit bull. What do you mean?

Barkley the dog, he was like a big ol' shag. He was like an orange and white, old English sheep dog looking thing. Oh my god, that's the last thing we need. More pit bulls for dogs, moms, on Mother's Day. I'm shopping, do you return shopping carts? If it's close, how close? Like if you accidentally roll the shopping cart into it? No, just like a cross, just across the aisle, I'm parked in.

Okay, here's, this is a, this is a little item I read on the internet. The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing to return the shopping cart as easy, convenient task. They're saying it's the litmus test for good people for life. Yeah, to return the shopping cart. I don't know if that's your best example. I really don't. Convenient task in one which we all recognize

is the correct appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. You know, anytime someone uses objectively, they're usually objectively an asshole. Have you noticed that about people? Yeah, because it's, yeah. As soon as they throw in objectively, they could fuck right off. There are no, because it's an yeah, yeah. As soon as they throw in objectively, they could fuck right off.

There are no, because it's an assumption that they cannot be wrong. Like it's like, you, that it cannot be argued. It's like a weird assumption about morality. It's objectively wrong. Like there's nothing objectively wrong. There are no situations other than dire emergencies. Uh-huh, well, I'm late for Starbucks.

In which a person is not able to return their card, simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping card. Therefore, the shopping card presents itself as the apex, oh blah, blah, blah. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with the law. Jesus, boy, it's really black or white, isn't it?

The shopping card is what determines whether a person to do what is right by threatening them with the law is that's why it's really uh... it's really black or white as in it the shopping cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society uh... i don't know not only do i not return those motherfucking cards yeah but i have been to other people's cars i'd tip them over yeah to parking i'll take the card i don't care roll and put it on its side next to someone's car so that no one else parks there and dings their doors. Hey, you're right, you're looking out. The idea that a shopping car... That's paying it forward.

It's giving, it's basically leaving it out is creating a job for that the giant supermarket consortium conglomeration will have to pay and disenfranchised individual to come pick up carts because they haven't robotized them into cleaning themselves up. Do you understand how it's basically being robbing hood? As soon as a roomba and a shopping cart breed,

a lot of people are out of jobs. A lot of people are out of jobs. Those things are gonna find their way back right to the front of the store. It's gonna be a massacre. It's gonna be a bloodbath for the unions. It's welfare and I will be God damned if I'm going to be lectured and moralized soon by a bunch of carons who get off, who just who are there at home organizing drawers.

Those are the people who put shopping carts back. No one, no one in a sane frame of mind has ever thought about putting the shopping cart back because those corrals are an obvious trick to trick you into wasting it just like they're the same, the people who put shopping carts back are the same ones who anticipate the survey from customer service lines and then fill out the survey because they want to do right by the idiot who helped them out on the phone earlier. Do you empty your fast food tray and put it in a trash can?

Yeah, I do too. I do that. Only to help people who want to sit down. Yeah. Only. Okay, yeah. Only. Yep.

That's another one kind of an assimilar is. Because it's gross, it's food. Yeah, shopping carts not gross. You just a catching part over it. Actually, it's probably more convenient for someone to just hop out and grab the cart in the parking lot instead of having to go to the fucking line. I've done that.

Yeah, I've done that. It's like, oh, this one's right here. I'll drive around, look for a shopping cart that's out. Awesome. Park there, boom. There you go. Got it. I don't have to dick around, fucking wrestling with carts,

trying to delodge them as they're just slumping each other into a rush. So lock like dogs fucking fucking get over yourselves. Try find something better than shopping cards. To feel better than everyone else. Yeah, that's not a good example. Fuck you. Let's see what else I got here.

Because the consequences of leaving one out like are not bad. That's not a judge of morality. No. Adele lost weight and Fatties lost their minds. Yeah, you see that? A little bit. Oh, fat brads.

Yeah. They just never leave you alone. She was one of, they lost another one. They lost, this is very, it's very common. She's an entertainment. She's in entertainment and she's, you know, she's not gonna lose any talent. I see that Adele is trending

because people are saying how gorgeous she is and she lost weight. Y'all, we've been over this. Your weight doesn't determine your beauty. Your appearance doesn't determine your appearance. It doesn't determine your... The number on a scale doesn't make you worthy or unworthy. My goodness must be hard to be a fat chick.

Oh yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. A third of America will not get vaccinated. You can say, you're interested in that at all Sean.

Yeah, is it a poll? Is it a, yeah, another poll? I guess, I'm tired of vaccinations. And a new survey of artists. Would you get vaccinated? Honestly. Well, I don't, when's it gonna come out? Like when's it gonna,

what if it was out like in a couple months? A couple months? It's not a video game, you know, even those they get wrong. Yeah, I do it. Yeah. You do it. I think so. I think I might say I would do it, but then ultimately I would just forget.

I get around to it. Like I always say I'll do traffic school, but I never do. Mm-hmm. I just end then I look and it's like, oh, that was off your record for two years. Yeah, you can't remember. Yeah, okay. I don't know.

30% of adults said they had no plans to get vaccinated. Again, I think because it's not, because for most people, the risk of serious implications is very, very low. So I think people are just like, I don't even think these are necessarily anti-vaxxers or anything like that. They're just like, like, I don't get the flu shot. You know, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,

I just don't, I just don't, and then they always say don't get it, because old people need to go get it and they'll run out. Well, I know, remember that. I mean, I don't, but I'm sure that, I'm sure, maybe that's happened in bad flu seasons. I, yeah, I don't know. I just, it's not something that I think about a lot. Americans between 18 and 24 were the least likely to get vaccinated with only 60% saying they'd get the chance. And that makes perfect sense,

because at that age, you're like, oh, I'm a van, I gotta get a new money. Or just, you just don't think like, you don't think about your own mortality, or anything like that. And really, in most cases, you shouldn't. You're probably very healthy at that age. Men were more likely than women to say they'd get the shot, of course, because women

are reckless and stupid and read insane stories on things. Because they're women are all going to go just do candles in burn sage and shit. Democrats were more likely than Republican. 50% of participants said they would respect the choice of people who chose not to be inoculated. Oh, that's a pretty important percentage. I pray to God. It doesn't fall to 49% because then we're all getting microchipped. I mean, what is respect the choice mean, too? That means they're not going to send Bill Gates over with a butt plug with your vaccination records

to shove up your ass that you legally can't remove. God, there you go, little science for you. Sean, I just can't get over Maddox's Cowboy's in it. Wow, that's great. Let's see here. So you're a white supremacist, not a white supremacist because that would be bad. No So you're a white supremacist. Not a white supremacist, because that would be bad. No, I'm the white supremacist.

Oh, you're the white supremacist. I'm not the white supremacist. Oh good, okay. You've been accused of being a white supremacist. White supremacist. And also not being. Of not being. Oh, yeah, which is very disappointing to somebody, I guess.

And then also you're a filthy Mexican gardener. Yeah, that's what I was accused of being on Nick Riccita's stream. Well, you know, I mean, a person can be many things. Hey, let's read, it's not a white supremacist and also a filthy Mexican gardener. And he's came from two different people. Oh, this came from the same thing, guy. Oh, okay.

Okay, well. Hey, Dick, I did what Andrew Tate said on the show with women. I was listening to the show last week and Andrew Tate was talking about how he would call women he wanted to fuck cheaters just to get their emotional investment into him. I wanted to test this out. So what I did was add like a hundred random girls on Snapchat and send them a picture with

my face calling them a cheating whore. Wow. I wanted to test to see what these random girls would say. The one girl really got riled up and even threatened to call the cops on me. That's a hilarious prank. After threatening to hire a hitman to come kill me, the funniest part was after 30 minutes of constant energy buildup, I just stopped replying

and she sent me a picture of herself and then proceeded to add me as a friend to Snapchat. Here's my three minutes of the screenshots. Wow, what a fucking ace, What an ace move that is insanity. Fuck with them. Don't even she doesn't even know him. I got it. Have more of this guy. Um, Hey, Dick, I had gone to this, uh, massage parlor a couple of times and banged the girls there once

advice on this. I end up getting concerned that maybe they were trafficked and look for bruises or needle tracks. Now he's right. Now he feels good about himself. They're propaganda worked on this poor man. All that sex trafficking propaganda work to guilt him out of enjoying. Well, he's got a transactional sex. He's got to, right. He's got to keep doing follow-up visits now. Now it's, now it's, Now it's important. I ended up getting concerned that maybe they were being trafficked and looking for bruises and needle tracks and end up not being able to continue.

Does that mean he loses his erection? Well, yeah, that's feel weirded out by this. Does this count as rape? It's a rape of you by the mainstream media for filling your head with these trafficking. Oh, boy. this trafficking hysterical. So he's in there inspecting his hooker, who's more like a dog, like lifting up their tail and shit at the Westminster Kennel Club.

Yeah. Got any needles in there that I can get any track marks in that. Yeah, what's going on? Where's your do-claw yet? Yeah, let me take a look at then. Um, wow. I don't know if I have any advice for you, Sir. What's going on? What does your do claw at? Yeah, let me take a look at then. Wow, I don't know if I have any advice for you, sir. See if you can pound through it. You know, make it an investigation

and then that's kind of what we're thinking. Yeah, you don't see anything. She's, she's probably, if you don't see any bruises or needle marks, she's probably there because she really loves her job. So don't yeah, guilt. I didn't feel it. I guess the I mean is the What's the what's the difference between trafficking and not isn't it still kind of rape basically?

Like it's not like there's it's not like she really wants to be there. Yeah. You're paying the fucker either way, even if it's her choice. Yeah. She still needs the money. Yeah. She probably, probably rather be doing something else, I'd guess. Probably. Yeah. I don't know, man.

Don't think about it too hard. That's where you mess that. Pikachu Gums is, hey Dick and Sean, I've noticed from listening to the uncooked episodes that I talk like made off. A stuttering F-slaur. What, who's that? This is Pikachu gum. A stuttering F-slaur that has trouble getting his thoughts out in a coherent way. Oh, he realizes that he talks like that. Yeah. Okay.

Any advice to improve my situation would be helpful. Thanks and go fuck yourself. Do you have any advice on... I talk to myself all the time. Yeah, so we can't express himself, is that what you just have trouble getting is well? He sounds like a stuttering F-slur He says oh well Like always getting tripped up Do you talk to yourself? I mean I have I talk I do all day in fact that's been the loudest blower

Yeah, so much so that I fuck I fuck it up in public and have to pretend like I'm singing. I was singing a song. Like I'll say something like, dude, dude, yeah. That's been the hardest part of the lockdown is I can't talk to myself at all anymore. So the thoughts they just start fermenting in my head and going more and more insane by the day. Try that. Works for me. I've done that ever since I could drive.

Yeah. That was the best part of being able to drive for the first time as I could just talk to myself in the little sound booths. Yeah. That's not bad. Yeah. Do that. And think about, how about you think about really what you all want to articulate and then

just say it and see how it comes out versus you kind of forming your thoughts as you're speaking. Yeah. Or don't say what you want to say at all. Just tell people what they want to hear. That is a- Sometimes that's easier. Yeah.

Justin says, some of us won our own mansion in Arizona. I already go to the gym and fuck women. So maybe you have some spare time to talk more about your crypto interests and other alternative financial strategies in the age of collapsing petro dollar. The chain link white paper was a great read. Man, you know what I love? You know what I love in this,

in this wild period of quantitative easing is all of the people who create Bitcoin accounts and stock market accounts and then immediately start complaining about all the losses they've endured because they decided to dump whatever amount of cash they have directly into Bitcoin in a panicked mess Yeah, to try and ride some wave that they can't possibly explain to you Yeah, yeah, suddenly freaking out that in a day they've lost 10% let me ask you a question. Oh my fucking god, man Who fucking cares you do you think you knowing nothing about something and going into it because like some smart people, you know, like had some success with this

and talked about it, like do you honestly think that you deserve a good outcome? Why would you think you would deserve a good outcome? Just immediately it's like, oh, I have a divine right to this happened in the last housing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, oh, I have a divine right to this happened in the last housing. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. It was like, I mean, my house is just, it's gonna be worth

$20,000 more. Next month, I'll just fucking have it re-appraised and pull out some more equity. I just, it's gonna go up forever. That's what you do, it's my house and your entire. Like, what are people thinking? Oh, I just lost, I just lost 12%. Oh man, it's fucking rough, right?

Guys like you and me, right? We live on the edge. No, it is not rough. We are not the same. What did you, you should be thinking God that you're only out half of your money with the amount of, with the amount of patience and discipline you put into this.

Yeah, Right. People's fortunes are built on you. Yeah. People like you who just dump in. Yeah. Oh shit, I'm, it's something's happening. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. People just, yes, spaghetti it out there when it's like, this is a new hot thing.

I gotta get it, you know, but it's like, you gotta take the time to fucking understand it. You gotta understand what you're doing and why you're doing it. Go slow, it's not gambling. Yeah, I don't know, maybe this is boring or whatever, but I'm thinking, obviously I'm just a thought popped into my mind. If I'm gonna mic up a drum kit, right?

I've learned about different types of mics via research and also the collective experience of many generations of people who record audio. So if I know I'm going for like a certain drum sound, I don't get there by accident. Like my engineering, it's not a function of chance. Now I could just willy-nilly, somebody could walk in that room and through just sheer kind of dumb luck, put mics in the right place,

and maybe get a, you know, it's a subjective thing, maybe get a fucking drum sound where somebody goes, God, that fucking rocks, like everything, you know, it's sweet to bore a little bit, but it's like, let them wait a month and then have them do it again. It's like, you don't, you don't, you got there lucky once, but it's a chance thing.

And you need to know some basic things so you can repeat yourself. Stop treating this shit like it's a casino. It's not a casino. Bitcoin is not a lottery. Go slowly. Go fucking slow and stop complaining. Yeah, after you've been in it for a minute.

Nobody wants to hear about it. I know, I know, yeah, you're right. Oh, I just got it, oh man. Oh. You deserve it. That's what, whatever happened, you deserved it. Fucking dick is my nard. That's what he said. Hey, dick, long time friend. I know you my nard. That's what you say.

Hey, dick, long time friend. I know you're busy, but I have a quick question. Oh, why do you sugarcoat all your opinions with progressive rhetoric? I think I'm being called not a white supremacist again. Yeah. Well, there's gonna be a progressive rhetoric. There's gonna be, there's gonna be,

there is going to be opinions.. There is going to be opinions. Yeah. There's going to be people on on all sides who you never do enough for. You know what I mean? You you couldn't be right wing enough for this guy. I don't feel you don't feel bad enough. We're making fun of you. You don't feel bad enough. Sorry guys. I could punch these jokes up for you if you want. Yeah. I felt bad for a very long time. I don't know what to tell you. Occasional lip service to black women's shit on them, regardless of the situation. I guess.

All day, anytime. If you can't know what, dude, like, what kind of thinking is that? I don't know. It's called, it's called faith. It's called like blind faith. It's a religion. What do you want me to go,

what do you want me to do more oppressing of black people? Is that what? Yeah. And then slip anti-immigrant rhetoric into your laissez-faire capitalist audiences' worldview and then promote on your platform radically anti-progressive activists who seek to advance racial cleansing through authoritarian immigration control. Did you get that?

Yeah. You weren't too much word salad for me. cleansing through authoritarian immigration control. Did you get that? Yeah, too much word salad for me. See, he's saying you're playing both sides. Playing. I don't know. Oh, wow. Seems kind of weird to me. Well, that's not a surprise, sir.

In fact, the way you act on your platform makes much more sense to me if I look at it as a political tactic rather than a guy on a podcast who just happens to think the way you do Remarkable, I don't know. I don't know what most of that means Who seek to advance racial cleansing through authoritarian immigration support these guys? I mean, I don't know, guys, I've always, I've said this for my whole life. If you guys, if you wanna be, if you wanna be Mr. Right-Wing, if you wanna, if you wanna,

if you wanna live the David Duke life, like if you want a white ethno state, like you keep fucking saying, you better start being funny or about it. Like this kind of shit that I get is so, nobody wants to be associated with you, not because of your radical ideas, but because you're so fucking boring.

That's why. Like the reason, the reason there are so few Nazis and KKK members in the US is because they're fucking nerds. It's not because, it's not because there's everyone's so tolerant and progressive. It's because you talk for a couple minutes and everyone goes, oh God, give me,

I mean, those guys are having a gay pride parade. Seems like fun, I'm gonna go hang out over there. Nobody really gives a fuck that much of what your message is, they just wanna have a good time. So live it, I mean, have a barn dance, have a hootin' nanny. Leave the message for second, you fucking idiots. Um, not that. I don't know how to help these. Well, I don't know. Yeah. I don't want to help them. No. I don't want to help them because as we found out, it's amazing that you're, you're so, you're,

you're incredibly, uh, we're running out. You're incredibly liberal and far too tolerant this week. I mean, you have been accused of being not a white supremacist. You will only admit to being a white supremist. You have not worked hard enough for that extra syllable, my friend. As we have found out, the second you idiot's getting control, you want to make porn a crime and ban drinking. So guess what? Yeah. Whatever you, whatever you want to do,

I fucking hate because it ends in the two things that I need to live. It's so crazy how the religious righteous exploded out of nowhere. All these mental patients talking about porn and masturbation. Like man, fuck, go fucking mind your own business. Go learn one fucking thing about,

go buy some cryptocurrency. You jackass spend your time doing literally anything else. Ah. Richard, pumpkin's in clear. You know what makes me rage right now or YouTube comments. All the ones of the same thing and they're all thinking their comedians because a hundred people like their stupid generic jokes. Some of their comedy gold is nobody. Hey, want to see someone get their dick flattened.

Hold my beer. Oh god, I like beer less because of that phrase. Yeah, hold my beer. Hold my beer. Oh God, I like beer less because of that phrase. Yeah, hold my beer. Hold my beer. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Um, I'm about to end this man's career. Go fuck yourself.

There you go. Mighty one. Merch was gonna call in. Merch from Revenge of the Sys is calling in. No, what is that? That's a podcast, Sean. Yeah, Revenge of the Sys. So it's Revenge of the Sys.

Is it like IS? Yeah, no, but is it like, you know, like straight rights or just this guy's palin around guys palin around okay Here's and here's another any star wars focus on it at all. Is it just a is it just a pun? That's kind of what I think is just a pun. I hope I hope so anyway Chris Chris Hitchens this guy sends me also insane emails. Let's ramp up to Chris the Kiwi's recent text. Yeah. Dick, why do you keep saying swallow bleach

with regard to what Trump says when he actually said inject the disinfectant? One sounds ridiculous. The other sounds like a retarded man. Represent him correctly. Sorry, sir. Also, I loathe that your interaction with those fuck-twat, right-wing right wing dip shits those are your boys man

The Republicans are absolutely full of ignorant fearful belligerent assholes looking for people to blame I live in Appalachia. I meet those same exact NPCs every day when I leave the house There no one worth fighting with or for and their views aren't well thought out or constructed like yours. They let their towns fall into disrepair because they keep believing people like you ardently protest, positing to them that if they just vote Republican harder or keep voting a straight red ticket, the coal mines will come back and the companies will return and prosper or some new old America will. Why does crazy people always write like this?

I don't know. Isn't that odd? Like a computer should be able to tell that this is crazy, right? I don't know. I mean, it just seems like his, like obviously he's pretty far left. Yeah, I suppose so. New old, he knows me all the time. I mean, I'm not getting the amount of crazy.

Oh, you mean that you are, I mean, I get, like I've heard those viewpoints. Sure. Or some new old America will come back for them and bring them into the now over the next year. Shit got, oh, whoops, whoops, whoops. Page three. Future, some of them are waking up

starting to vote blue and the communities are improving and progressing past their once inevitable abject poverty and absurd educations. Come take a trip out east to the coast here sometime. I'd love to show you around and show you what boring red actually gets you. I'd be more than happy too.

Well, there you go. We have a very diverse audience. That's good. Red and left. I think that's good. Here's some text that Chris the Kiwi sent. Do you wanna read those? Yes, I do.

Okay. Let me get, let me see. If it's merch here, I'll bring him on. I just love reading embarrassing text messages. Oh, Josh is here. Oh, Joshy boy. Oh, put it on. Okay.

Josh, are you there? Hi. Hi. Hi, how are you doing? What's happening? Oh, well this week's kind of a suck bass. Oh no, it's suck bass for you. What happened?

What? What's up, Dennis? No, why? I've been eating all the shit in the world. Thanks a lot. Dick, you're fucking in text messages. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, I'm out of the loop.

Why have you been eating shit? I don't think you're running your screen for me. Are you unaware of the happening? Yeah, Sean doesn't know anything this time. No, I don't know shit about this. No, Jamie Lynn Hughes lost her mind and trapped all these salacious texts between her and I and everyone is, everyone is ripping on Josh for, um, for covering for it. Josh is like, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. It was, it was like 10 different people join the forum just to demand, like, you know, they, they take my handles, I get notifications,

demand that I move Dicks thread from one area, because there's a multi-meet thread from one area of the forum to another as a tacit endorsement of a restateless alignment for Dick. And it's like, I don't really decide this kind of thing. I'm not like Trump with executive orders. I'm not like a bureaucrat. Sean, they're talking about where my thread is on an internet message board. Like, I love Kiwi Far. Sean, they're talking about where my thread is on an internet message board.

Like, I love Kiwi Farms, but we're talking about a tag on an internet message. They're getting very, very serious. They're getting activated by this. Yeah. All men are getting activated. Wow. The accusation is literally that because I did not move his thread to the board for, you know, where people like Ethan Ralph and

Nick Ricotta, and even my, the internet thread is, I'm protecting him from this criticism. And it's just like, it's, it's, you know, at first I thought it was like from a place of good faith, but over time, over time, no, it's just people trying to annoy the fuck out of me. Yeah. Wait, can't they attack him no matter where his message is? Yes. Oh, yeah, absolutely. It was in the food board. So that you can, it's protecting, you're protecting him by not moving it into a place where

they can get access to him more easily. No, no, no, no, no, the access is identical. It's just an angle. It's just an angle. That's what I know. That's what I'm saying, right? Yeah. Like, why it's why it's insane.

And then they said that I was like suppressing it, so you couldn't find it. And it was because it was called like Dick Mastersons, possessive, the Dick show. And if you just search Dick Masterson because of how the search thing works. The possessive is included as part of the word master sense.

So they couldn't find it. I've changed it now because I'm over it, but yeah, it's just bizarre. And the accusation is that, oh, the big thing that they keep harping on is that in order to get paid, I have to fill out a $1099, which includes either your social security number

or your lawyer and education number. Yeah. I mean, on your corporation, like most people have an, I assume you have an LLC. I have an LLC. I mean, I'm like four. Because I, because I, when I get bin from something, I reregister.

I've got an ad at the internet LLC. I've got low-cal LLC. I've got like eight different things LLC in Wyoming. I've never been to Wyoming. It costs $50 to get an LLC in Wyoming. I've never been to Wyoming. It costs $50 to get an LLC in Wyoming. Yeah, you can agree. And you can agree to that. That's cheap.

I mean, the crazy thing is that these people think Patreon is more responsible with your shit than like these, they're giving, they would freely let you give your information over to Google or anybody else who's running payments, but because of some weird thought process about me, it's like, no, Dix, Dix actually gonna use it for bad reasons. Like, you guys, the other companies fucking hate you. They fucking hate you.

Well, they're giving your data to more dangerous people. Yeah. Because here's the thing, is that they're saying that because D Dick has access to this information and he can he can download it at any time. Obviously, because he needs it for tax. It's 10.99. Yeah. But the thought is, oh, he can extort you for that.

And it's like, that's two different felonies at once. Yeah. In her state, extortion, and that's also mishandling a financial and a privileged financial information. There's like massive crime. Really different. You completely different ruin your life crimes at once. That's the term to suppress text messages from an extra old friend, like two years ago.

And I just just appreciate that I want everyone to know about anyway. Right. Well, you didn't point out because I saw you choke. I sent you that fucking manics thing of the cowboy. You didn't point out that he was reading your, your, your, your, your love letters. Oh God. Oh, Maddox's thing.

I don't think he's doing that. I got some internet search in the day. Yeah, you do. I basically have kickstarted me personally. I kick started internet blood sports 2.0. Wow. That's what happened. And it spiraled out of control from Ralph's stream to Nick stream to this this very bizarre two man tag team match of two two people I've never heard of who are who are at least as autistic as Maddox But 10 times is excited about it the ppp guy or and his buddy like I love them. You love them my favorites. I love I unironically love them

I got once in did a video years ago called neat hog day Yeah, if you've ever watched my stream. I usually, especially before, I used to watch these cooking videos from this English woman called Day. Well, her son happens to be like a complete fucking loser and he vlogs, like he records his day every day, but his day every day is the exact same fucking thing. It's like a 90's nails song, like personified. And Godwinson did a video called Neat Hog Day about Lee and it is a very profound and cerebral experience that I would suggest to anyone. I'm gonna fan him and

PPP is- Wait, but that wasn't- I thought that wasn't Godwinson. It was like Leo the tiger or something or Leo the retard, the sod guy. Oh, that guy. Yeah, that's a computer. He's like a gamer gate loser. Yeah, that was the guy I'm talking about. It's in time. PPP and they're these ultra-crisht Christians who are the ones who accused me of being the internet shit lord, mafia boss. And you are my K-po, Sean.

Yes. Anyway, that's what happened. And Ralph's gonna fight somebody in the ring again. Is it? Yeah, something like that. Okay, this needs to happen because, okay, they're trying, they're being very jocular about it, but I very sincerely hope that it happens. This is like a repeat of last time. Yeah, it's probably never going to happen, but PPP is like 19 years old. He's like very young. He's like 350 pounds, he's six foot four and he was a football player or soccer player.

So he claims, but I can believe it. I mean, I guess I don't know. I have no reason to doubt him. Yeah. Ralph is like 35 foot four and 250 pounds. So I said, like, because they were making fun of me, like, oh, you get $1900 a month on your project, too. That's my, that's my stake. If Ralph shows up to this fight and does at least one, one round with PPP, I will give him an entire month of my salary. You'll get Ralph. And you think Ralph is the underdog in the sky just hit him in the balls immediately

just like the money I'm like crack him in the nuts I know the Andrew and Drew Galata just fucking first but if you get one nut shot just violated it doesn't matter if you have a career walk out bam I'm in bitch no you just like, go out there, like square up, drop to one knee, and throw the hardest straight of your life

directly into the nuts. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Uh, yeah. I feel bad for each other. And I'm very excited. Everyone's very critical of your integrity and they shouldn't be. I know, right.

I know what we can do. I lose no matter what I do. I try, right? I can do, I lose. No matter what I do, I try to appease everyone. It just never works. Josh text me because how did this other guy, one of the other, one of the other internet bad guys, just like, well, how did he have your phone number? And I'm like, Josh, you run the biggest site

of people's phone numbers. What are you talking about? How did he have my phone number? Everybody, it's you. You host everybody's private shit, what are you talking about? How did he have my phone number? It's you, you host everybody's private shit. What are you talking about? Well, because, okay, that's the big thing. Is this guy is talking about? It was like, he, I can't think,

like eight-off Hitler would probably be a worse person, the better person to have associated with your brand. Wow. Because this guy has no reading in quality. And he sent Dick a text message in the middle of his livestream with her case, like, hey, let me go and Dick started vowsing for him, like, hey, let's get Hitler on.

I'm gonna get it wrong. This is not really improved this stream. And Nick's like the history of Hitler on. Right. And then the fat guy is making fun of it. Like, you really don't want to hit Laurent, so you're gonna fuck this up for you. And Dick's like, no, we gotta get

head Laurent right fucking now. This is a great idea. I'm at four years at that point. Sure. Uh. And then as soon as he gets one, he starts lying, he's like, oh, I wrote a new project too. And I know all the vulnerabilities of it.

And it's like, here's Dick's address. And it's like, you fucking idiot. You idiot. What is my address? Come on, man, everyone knows my fucking address. What are you talking about? I spent out there multiple times now. You could have just ignored the text.

Everything would be fine. Try and shout out to you. You know what I like to see a shitshow? You know me? Come on, I'm always gonna do that. You gotta stop me. Somebody's gotta stop me. I tried to to I think I

sent you a text during the stream like don't let Hitler on you said you said to me on signal that was the problem I don't I'm trained I on when I'm drunk I don't check signal I go straight to tags okay next time I'll go straight for the the NSA backdoor SNS to let you know don't do not associate with it all I think I think I'll be fine I think it'll be fine if the Chinese get a hold of SNS to let you know, do not associate with Adolf Hitler. I think it'll be fine. I think it'll be fine if the Chinese get a hold of that one. Chinese.

Oh, we got him on this one. From my Huawei. Yeah. So what do you think? What do you feel about everything today? What do you think? You got any Corona opinions or anything that makes you a rage in general? I feel better because that tag team stream that went on last night was just like it deflated all their

Oh god But you know how medicare is the opposite of me. Yeah, I'll sit there and calmly talk to people who are retarded Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't understand them or trying to make his points now That's tough. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah, that's tough because a lot of times you're just running into a like a mental wall. I just like fat jokes. That's all I care about is making people go insane and start saying insane shit. Yes.

I know. Go ahead, Josh. But his like, okay, he's one of the internet bad guys. They have their weaknesses and their strengths, right? PPP's thing is that- So funny. He's like a big gumball, right? And he gets dirty and he rolls around in the dirt

and he spreads his ainess on live streams. He doesn't give a fuck. That's his strength. So you try to get dirty with him and it doesn't work. You start yelling and calling him fat and stuff and he just gets all puffed up and excited and happy and rolls with it. Yeah, Jim knows this and when he's trying to say like, well Jim, here's my concern. Here's what I'm thinking. He's really hoping for Jim to go back and say it was shut the fuck up fat ass because they may

Can start rumbling. Yeah, Jim is going, oh, I'm not concerned about that. That's normal. That's okay. He just goes, oh, I'm not concerned about that. That's normal. That's okay. And they were like fucking muppets, Sean. Like there's this big butterbeen mother bugger who's throwing all this concern at Mr. Medaker. And then there's this weird soft-talking effeminate guy who calls him James.

He's like, James, if I could just, like, that feels like he's Biden, like he's cidling behind him the whole time, trying to whisper into his ear. James, if I could just, if I could just, but if I could just, I'd just, like, James, if you's biting, like he's cittling behind him the whole time, trying to whisper into his ear. James, if I could just, but if I could just add to James, if you could just, funny stuff. I don't know, you gotta see it, I guess.

Maybe it's not funny for everybody. There was a point where he was trying to get the best part of it, well, there's two best parts. I like the part where PPP had to explicitly ask him to endorse that he won that Rikita live frame, like twice. He had to ask him explicitly, Jim, did I win this? Did I win this, Jim? Would you say that I won? And Jim was like, yeah, I guess Dick said that you

won. So they're, yeah, go for it. And then he explicitly asked that Jim call Ralph Gay, what she did. And then, and then with Leo, the best part with that was he's like, I think you know what I'm talking about with your role and the 9-11 that the internet. No, I have no fucking idea. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm the internet. This is so insane.

Game regained was the 9-11 of the internet. Who were the terrorists? Who were like the jihadis in the airplane? Who were the people in the building? I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was jam. Oh, Jim jam video. Yeah, yeah. There we go. Yeah. Oh God. It's been the funniest week in my life, I think.

You say that a lot these days. It's been even funny. I know. I know. More insane than it was last year. You're fucking mine. I think I lose in it. You're starting to lose the grip.

Yeah. Every one of you. The quarantine. I've let go. I've let go completely. Freefall. Well, thank you for running cover for me. No, you know, checks in the mail. Check in the mail.

Oh, okay, my rage, whether I did, I might have brought this in the last time I was on, but it's worth repeating. The every day at 8 p.m., the people are protesting together by coming out and banging pots and pans together at 8 p.m. every fucking day for the people to demonstrate.

Wait, that's a protestor, that's a thank you to the heroes. It's a protest of the government, I think, because the economy shut down. You know, the certain people who have like a million dollars in the fucking bank to keep things going. But Dick's in the war,

when you go out and do shit. Dix and 8 p.m. here it's to celebrate the doctors. Yeah, no, we haven't done. We have to give a fuck about them. If I've been some cop in the shit going on the first week, but now everyone's banging pots and pans, they're not happy. That's annoying.

It's loud. I'm gonna do my own count. If I heard too much pots and pans banging, I would just be like, no, it's cool. Go ahead, open everything. Yeah, I don't wanna hear that. Okay, good. I'm gonna do that.

Well, the things are opening. Yeah, and because I guess, because the protest fucking were guys, like I can't fucking, this is awful. It's just open it, let them die. They wanna die, let them die, because I can't take this shit. The thing's open up, and I get accustomed to this,

because the curfew here has been like five a in Serbia from five p.m. to like seven a.m. the following morning and then on the weekend it closed at five p.m. Friday and opened seven a.m. Monday. Wow. So you have to get you have to get your shit because you won't be able to order takeout or anything when everything's closed on the weekend. So on Friday, I thought, oh, I'll just order out because everything's open now. No, I got an email from the Department of State

saying that because of demonstrations against the government, everything's closed over the weekend. So I was like, I was like, I was in pain, I can't cook your food. Yeah, my dinner to save me over this epidemic that Dick has unleashed on me

Bread and pesto and a can of beans It's like you're eating and you're bummed out London building in the world God thanks dick. They just got a swarm after him. My God. God damn it. I got the worst fucking heartburn of my life. A hundred percent fat and protein diet. I have no, I have nothing to mop it up with. I'm sorry. All right, get out of here. I hope you have a better week this week. I try not to do anything else. Yeah, right? I was going to say don't you help me hand on that. Don't drink and get in on any more streams. Little fucking gathered in the sassons

after me. I'm going to get a fucking Croatian. That's like asking to hold this breath for 72 hours. I was going to do it was like one o'clock yesterday and I said, oh honey, I think I'm gonna do some acid and she goes, you know, there's kind of a lot happening on the internet, maybe you should wait this one. Maybe you should just give it a miss for today. So that's what I'm gonna do. That's what she got the black eye.

Not, yeah, not four hours, not three hours later, right when it would have kicked in was this insane medicar autism match that I called into the Ralph retort and was giving live commentary on it's so fucking funny to me. But I say people been giving 80s girl shit and stuff. Well, that's your that's your voice of reason. That's why you keep her around, right?

Oh, she's wonderful. Uh, yeah, that is, well, that in more is why I keep her around. Now, everyone can build their own case now. All right, see you, Josh. See you. Yep, take me there. Where's Merch?

Let me get Merch in here. What's up, man? What's up, Merch? Hey, what's going on? Is this where we come to shield you? Yes. Run interference. Yeah, did you get the check?

Check's on the man. Okay, cool. Yeah, I just wanted to make sure it's too. I didn't want everybody to know that this is all just a front for Scientology. Oh, God. He said it out loud. I saw you say that. Are they still around?

How are they doing? Yeah, they're still around, of course. They're still around. Yeah, but we're still looking for David Miskevic's wife, I think. Oh, yeah, I remember that. I got these. Are you familiar with Chris the Kiwi, Merch? Yes.

Yes. Okay. He's a, wasn't he like a virgin until recently? I don't, no, I don't know. I think he's doing better than our virgins, actually. Oh, I know. Like I know he sees hookers and he has for a long time. I think he actually had a girlfriend at one point.

And that can't out. Right. I mean, if you go and just get it out of your system, like if you go to a restaurant, it doesn't knock out like you still ate. Yeah, you fucked her. That is it. You probably had a better experience than people who did not go to the deal who did it normally.

Well, you didn't fuck another virgin. Yeah, that's true. I was gonna read these texts that Chris sent Peach before it gets too late. If everybody can see them on the stream, it is, he says, hi. When were these sent over months? Okay. Over the course of months. Oh, this year just sent them to me last night. Hi. Peach never says anything, by the way. Yeah. Chris says, Hi, do you need help? I can give it to you. Okay.

A sheltered workshop perhaps to safely work on your talents and emotions. Fuck is he talking about? Oh. Top of, oops. Oh Jesus Christ. Look at this fucking guy. A sheltered workshop perhaps to safely work on your talents and emotions.

He's talking about like workshoping material. I don't know what kind of talents and emotions Peach has that she needs to work on with him. Top of morning, he says, this is next month. Yep, top of morning, fuck you. Good. Same day. Yeah, hi Peach, how are you doing? I'm thinking of you. I just wanted to say thank you for helping mehuh. Good. Same day. Yeah. Hi, Peach. How are you doing? I'm thinking of you. I just wanted to

say thank you for helping me out last time. I think you changed my life. You are very nice and lovely. Mm-hmm. I love you and I'm thinking of you. Uh-huh. I want to walk the streets with you, baby. Jesus. He's still active. He's still around. Anyway, Merch, what's going on, man? How's your mother's day? I can't leave it alone. It's it's going. Yeah, Royce senses a polygies. He actually had to go do mother's day stuff and I was like, haha, my mom's dead. So I guess it be on the dick show. So I got, you know, who's got that? I think the virus has kept a lot as saved a lot of guys from having to go do mother's day. I'm banned because I went to the protest. Yeah, yeah. So my sister called me up.

The day I was going, almost crying saying, oh, so I guess you're picking your country over your family. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? So this is the, you know, they're gonna have to open eventually, right? Like, it's not your country over your family. Like, what does it even mean? She thinks it sounds like you're going to fight

in a civil war or something. Yeah, I was going to Vietnam. Yeah, I guess you're picking your country over your family. What does that even mean? I that confused you. Does she agree that then and shutting down is bad or? Oh God, I try not to ask my family their opinions on anything because I love them and I don't want to hear them and I'd like to keep it that way. Yeah, that, you know what? That's an okay stance to take. We say it's like, you got a lot of qualities I really like. Yeah, I don't, I don't need to, if you dig hard enough, you're going to find something

about everybody that you're just like, God, I got it about them. I got it about them. Yeah, you're right. I don't think I really discuss any of that stuff when I go back to New York. It's pretty much just, you know, like they even have like some cops in my family that are just like, you know, basically like blind racist cops. They always think the cops side in the news. And I'm always like, yeah, yeah, I know you shouldn't have been.

Oh, absolutely. You from stand out at that hour? Absolutely. Oh, I wish. No. No, Queens. Oh, Queens, yeah. Yeah.

No, stand out. It's Pete Davidson country. Hmm. Um, did you, what is that new cop thing? Somebody got shot this, this dude, this black guy got shot for, but maybe he was going into a house under construction or something. I got to see the big, those guys were cops. No, there was guys.

Yeah, I got to do it. I got to do it. Like a citizen's arrest. I'm like, citizens are out of chasing. I mean, I guess. I don't know. Yeah. How does this sit? There's already, there's already a ton of people running interference for this guy and just being like, well, you know that guy, he didn't have jogging shoes on and he had a hammer on him.

Like clearly, they should have shot this man dead in the street. It's hilarious listening to the mental gymnastics. Yeah. Wow. Have those guys done any citizens arrests before? Have you ever thought in your mind that you're going to like the idea of doing a citizen's arrest? No. It's a small town thing, I guess, maybe. Yeah, probably. As a Cernovich was saying that it's more of a small town issue because you guy going into another small town and everybody's on edge and they fuck like fuck this guy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. There was some get together like a think of Miami and it was like a bunch of E.C.L.

up grifty types that were all there. And I think Jacob was there. And if I remember correctly, Royce and I wanted to go, uh, Citizens of Rest Jacob, well, that would be a good bit. And then we realized that, you know, Citizens are trying to, trying to zip tie a Jewish guy in the middle of Palm Beach County is probably not, wasn't going to work our way. Well, especially when he's bustin' jokes all the time. It'd be really hard if you'd be laughing so hard, if you'd have to get the zip ties on, you know. It's, um... Oh God, what was I going to say? I forgot. The guy with the, oh, it's the, these one off like shootings and shit,

I'm burnt out of. Even with the terror that Joe Biden's sex assault thing, I just don't fucking care. Like, it's like, oh, they're not covering it, could you believe that they're not covering it? Yeah, we know cuz no one fucking cares no cuz no one cares about these one-off

acts of violence that happen on completely others another side of the country and i just obvious political spins either way non-fucking cares i'm a i don't care whatever it whatever it turns out i don't give a shit bad good i don't ever want the fucking bad guy, I'm sure there's a million of them all over the place. Well, you know what the problem with that was with Tara Reed

is she should have tried to sit us in the rest of Joe Biden. Hmm. Yeah. That would have been doing her kegol. She could have got a Chinese handcuffs, you know. It's still be attached, you know, and then we catch him in the act. Look what he's doing.

So what do you think about Bloodsports 2, IBS 2, Mersh? I don't know. I mean, I feel like with the iced tea is the DJ and Turbo, and I think we'll be all right. No, I like it. I like Ralph doing it personally because maybe just because I like Ralph, just to find him to be more likeable. If he's just, you know, because I remember when Tonka did it, it was a lot of just eating pain pills and not being there.

I think Ralph could probably add a little bit more to that, but I'm not saying like it. I just, I don't know, it just seems like eventually the spurgs come out of the woodwork and everybody starts getting docksed and, you know, their girlfriend's nude start getting leaked. And, you know, it's just always ends up going around. I don't like it. Yeah, it always ends up getting fucked up. Like, it always turns into flash banging dogs and swatting and fucking up your car. Yeah, like, can I just come on and you make fun of my hairline and my lazy eye and my

shitty show. And then we move on. Yeah. No, it's whoever takes it the the most personally is gonna up the up the stakes It's really fucking weird. Listen to an hour of some kid last time going I won't take to admit all right You have everyone's dogs you have everyone's dogs and Josh from Kiwi Farms and all these other guys are protecting you And I'm like wait what is going on? He's just shouting. And that guy, that's the kind of guy that's going to end up flesh banging a dog.

Or just banging a dog. Or banging a dog. May you agree? Let me see, I got more text from Chris the Kiwi. Sean, you want to see these? I do, because they just get progressively more insane. I'm not sure how to explain it. This is he sending it to...

Yeah, who's he sending this to? He's sending it to Laura Lee. Laura Lee. Laura Lee. Laura Lee. Yeah. So wait, this guy, because I've seen you tweet about him before. So he's obviously like, it's just like a listener or former listener.

Yeah. So he knew about me from menorbetterthanwomen.com, which he thinks is 100% real. These guys are the best. better than women dot com which he thinks is a hundred percent real uh... these guys the best yeah and he wrote in he wrote in at the very first time i talked to him he wrote me an email saying that he had a prison pen pal who's a woman that he wanted to marry and that she was uh... she was acting like a bitch because she wanted him to

pay for her email access in prison and it was fifteen dollars15. He's like, he's like a, he's like severely autistic mixed with like borderline personality disorder. Yeah. And it's homicidal rage. Yeah. And the horniness of a 13 year old boy. Oh, this is great. So it seems like from these messages so far, you just one of those girls that guys look like basically right. So, oh, hey, how are messages so far, I used to just one of those girls that guys basically writes like, oh, hey, how are you? Hey, I really like your artwork, you're cool. And then immediately it's you fucking cunt. Yes, exactly like that.

Okay, this guy already knows this guy. Oh, cut your tits off. Yeah, that's good too, it's all cut your tits off. He said we had this playmate, or this playboy, I think she was a playmate, Veronica. The news, Veronica LaVaria was in here, who's now into the, on the Q-train. She's all about info wars. Veronica.

She just tweets info wars shit all day about the pandemic. Chris found her on Twitter and sent her three messages within the span of an hour. Hi, XXX, and fuck you. Yes. Nice. All right. Nice story in three parts you. Yes. Nice. All right. Nice story in three parts in one hour. It's nice.

And I don't I think it was on his time. He's in Australia. So she was on the opposite end of the world. I had no chance to read any of that. Yeah, well, he ever would have. I'm not sure how to explain it. He says, I think having a high libido has the end goal to procreate. I love that he used procreate. I have a high libido has the end goal to procreate. I love that he used procreate.

I have a high libido regardless. If the other person was capable of having children, but it would be a bonus. Well, I guess. Oh, wow. Okay. So this is the kind of guy that has definitely used the expression sexual market value before, right? Yeah.

If he hasn't, he should teach him. He just found out about Cuck. So he calls everyone a Cuck no matter what. Yeah, he needs to find these things. There's the autism part, but he, yeah, as soon as you have to, you can get him to use anything you want by just making him aware that phrases like this exist. Yeah, you don't seem to be messaging me much.

I'm not happy with the way I'm being treated, messed with. It's cruel what you're doing. Yeah, no response. So if I don't hear an explanation, I'll block you in an hour. Uh-huh. I love these, I love these. I love the always have a timer on it.

Like it's a Bond movie. Yeah. Got it. If I, if I don't get a response, you've got one hour, Mr. Bond, to tell me, to send me your, you have one hour to send me a suitcase full of Krugerrands, Mr. Bond. full of gruger hands, Mr. Bond.

This send me your nudes, Mr. Bond. Um, I'm upset. Why are you doing this? Not cool. Uh, you're giving, you're not giving me the attention. I just want an explanation. I'm overwhelmed. I want to kill myself.

Oh, yeah. That's where he always goes. Yeah. Uh, I'm thinking of following. Oh, no, no, no. I think I missed some. Oh, God, I, I think I missed, oh, God, I missed a bunch. Oh, really? Like if I've been doing, yeah. I don't know. I really wish they would just like legalize these little pods or whatever now that they have in the Netherlands.

Like we really need to make suicide. Just one of these like common, uh, common, it's like getting skin tags removed because I feel like that would like help to not create situations like this where people think that I'm threatening to kill themselves as dramatic. It should be like going to buy a slurpee. I think so. I'm going to kill myself. All right. Yeah.

Later, man. And you should be able to have like a carnival barker trying to talk people into doing it the whole time. Like works that. I've got you down. Why don't you get on over to talk people into doing it. The whole time like works that life got you down. Why don't you get on over here and step into this suicide? You're like, actually, it's not that bad. They're, it might get better.

Yeah, I'll still get to die at the end anyway. So why kill myself now? It's like, well, I don't know. I'm feeling pretty bad. I'm just spinners. Yeah. Like outside the Liberty Tax Service, you just have somebody else. I kill you, I kill you. have somebody to sketch you a Liberty.

It's got a- And we're clown signs there. It's the cure for all the nails you right over here. Like, well, I do wanna kill myself, but I don't know about right now. It's like, trust me, we've got a exclusive video in there from Kanye West, it's an exclusive music video that we show you

right before the gas comes in. It's a great, you'll love it. Like, I can an exclusive music video that we show you right before the gas comes in, right? It's a great, you'll love it. I can't say no to that. I really want to see this video. The cast has signed spin a job. The problem is they can't be dressed like the grim reaper and that robe is so hot. In the middle of summertime, you're just spinning a sign dressed like the grim reaper. If I don't hear an explanation, I'll block you in an hour. I'm upset. Why are you doing this? I know you're avoiding me intentionally because in an hour. I'm upset. Why are you doing this? I know you're avoiding me intentionally because you're posting and I'm the last person on your mind.

It's pretty, by the way, this is just some woman. She hasn't responded period to any of these because you're posting and I'm the last person on your mind. It's pretty obvious. Fuck you. You're not sincere or honest. It's just not on and I've had enough. So I'm blocking you in an hour if I don't

get an explanation there. Not cool. You're upsetting me very much. So what do you want to do? By the way, he sent me an email that I need to sleep with one eye open and then he's going to see me very soon. No really. No really.

Yeah, okay. So what do you want to do with this? I don't deserve this. Exclamation mark X, right? Was it something I said is the next thing he writes? I'm going to take an overdose. Oh, God. That's, he's in rare form right here. It's because he got blocked by me.

I'm not being treated fairly. You're not giving me the attention. I just want an explanation what I've done because it just reinforces what Cameron Clark thought about you all along. PS and I deserve to be happy and not experience your emotional abuse and be accepted by someone. You're making me feel extremely upset.

Look at this. You're making me feel extremely upset and overwhelmed. It's a lunatic. I want to kill myself. I'm thinking of following through with it. You're completely ignoring me, and I can't stand life anymore. I want to really...

All you can do is ignore me. My mental health is so bad. And then he sends her a screenshot of the last time she wrote him, which she just said, no, it's okay. I assume she's fucking with him. You stop messaging me at this point. I'm feeling very confused.

I'm suffering enough. I feel like I'm trapped in a bubble and I can't come out. Aren't those song lyrics? Probably. Can you get out of it? and I can't come out. Aren't those song lyrics? Probably. Can you get out of it? And I can't come out. I want to cry. And he's got six crying emojis.

Oh, yeah, he's very upset. Can you please explain why you're ignoring me? I want to know why. So next time I'm aware this has been the second time. I thought I was special to you compared to anyone else. And it hurts. It's making me obsessive to and I feel like crying. Oh my God.

Sean, I think there's too many of these. How much does he do? Did you get a dozen broken bottles put in your snatch? Okay, and next one. And he sends her rape me by Nirvana. Jesus. How's your smelly pussy today from all those Muslim Arabs low, were they Jordanians or ISIS?

Oh boy Chris. Wait, are you kidding? I thought you were just making up this stuff at the end. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, know. Do you got any quarantine, uh, raise man? Who me personally? Yeah. Yeah. This has been months and I can't do this anymore. And I, I, I, I personally, uh, we've been getting beat up for months. I know we had a very similar stance to you. Um, but this has to, this has to end like we, we had so many gigs canceled. We're supposed to do skankfest this year. And all this other shit. And just canceled, just everything canceled, canceled.

So we were finally hitting our stride. And yeah, this is killing me, man. I can't do this anymore. I'm actually willing to die at this point. I feel like that's the worst of it than fine. I think Southern California, it's effectively over. Like we had that big show. We're not gonna get to go to a bar anytime soon,

but it's like, but people are out. It's a soft close of the quarantine. You can see it out there. All the shit that got canceled is really so fucked up. The shows that Merch is talking about, all the money laid out for him, it's just like, we're gonna have to catch everything's gonna be crammed into the summer to just try to catch up. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's gonna hurt a lot of people trying to do live events because

there's gonna be a lot of competition. And again, everybody like you said is gonna try to get all their shit out in three months. And it's gonna be, there's just gonna be too many options. I mean, Florida, hopefully, we'll open up and you guys should do something in Florida. This place is wild. Between the street drugs and the women, it's, I mean, it's definitely always worth visiting. We were talking, me and Aidesgirl were talking about doing like a, just go on the road for a month after this shit because I don't want to be in my fucking house anymore. Yeah. We're going to wings across America tour. I mean, we're thinking something similar. We're like, what

towns are opening up first because they deserve money anyway. Yeah, exactly. Uh, oh, maybe we could figure that out. That would be fun as hell. Um, yes, it's killing us. We had something to wrestle many a weekend too that we were supposed to do. We were supposed to do like some live podcast from one of those shows and canceled everything just can't like, I could feel it as it was

starting to wind up and little things were getting shut down. I was like, this isn't good. And then it was like, no, I'm a fellow, no NBA this year. I'm like, oh, no, no, no. If these things are getting canceled, then our dumbed stupid shitty podcasts are getting canceled. Yeah. They canceled Burning Man, which I was really surprised. It is really late in the year, right? Yeah, they canceled Burning Man and they didn't refund our tickets right away because they wanted to set up a system. This is one of the scum of your things that I've seen from it.

And everyone is super understanding and I don't know why. They set up, they didn't give refunds right away because they wanted to build a system so that people could choose to donate back some of their ticket fee just to keep the event going. And by event, they mean of course, like all these, all these auxiliary projects and stupid shit. And I'm over here thinking like, the audacity of you guys to not give this huge amount

of money back like during the time when there's whatever 30 million people unemployed is not only pretty fucked up, like it's pretty audacious to delay it at all, let alone a month and then suggest that you can try to guilt people into giving them money. So what the fuck are, what is this? Yeah, it's, it's, they can't hand over that. Buddy, I know so many guys who, they got pay cuts across the board, like 10, 15, 20 percent, a lot of my friends just got pay cuts across the board. Meanwhile, I know for a fact,

their companies qualify for the PPP loans, which means their bosses have gotten incredible amounts of money through the PPP program that all you have to do is prove that you kept people employed with who are now just pocketing that money. So it's like, Guy makes whatever $100,000 a year, he gets, he gets, he gets Docs 20% of his salary because of the virus.

That just doesn't come back after the fact, you know, it's still on you to claw that money back out of your boss. Meanwhile, the guys in charge are taking that two and a half months salary of that 100 grand, which is like $27,000 and just fucking pocketing it. Like that was, the idea that companies are able to delay firing with some fucking loan is so stupid and naive. Companies are just, they're just going to shut down. They're going to take money.

They're going to keep paying for whatever it is and then just shut the fuck down. It's so dumb. It's so dumb to me. Yeah, the gross thing too is like the no refunds thing. And like you brought that up, people running Burning Man have more than enough to issue refunds where, you know, to his credit, Louis J. Gomez,

they're doing skank fest. He refunded every single person and guest digital and then, you know, Legion of Skanks. You know, they're big, but they're not burning man big. Like they're not, you know, just sitting on mountains of cash big and they had to issue all these refunds. Yeah. It's, it's, it's the people with the conscience of the people with smaller businesses that are giving money back and actually going like, hey, you know, hopefully here next year. Whatever, on my business, but most of these bigger companies

like you said, yeah, just pocket it and pair bonuses out and if the company folds, the company folds. Yeah. Here, I'm going to read some advice. You want to make fun of people with us, asking stick to questions. I love it. Getting some married advice. This is Luke from Canada. Hey, Dick Luke from Canada here. I'm getting married in under two months. Oh man, sorry buddy.

I've known her for nine years and we get along well enough and she'll do all this shit I want to do with me. Like probably play hearthstone or, I don't know, but I've never lived with a significant other before, because although my parents are super Christian, I like having them in my life, and I'm not interested in getting disowned by them, which is what would happen if they ever caught wind

of me living with a girl. Living in sin. Oh, wow. Did he say he isn't, so he's engaged. I mean, they're gonna get married in two months and it's still living in sin. Wow, that is one hell of a fucking hardcore Christian upbringing. Your parents are exhausting.

Right. How do we do to these kids? This amount of pressure. It's such a severe thing. Like, give me a chance. That would be, oh, you got to get married and start living together at the same time. What would they say if I'm assuming that he's fucked her?

Like, I mean, what would they, I don't know. Do they think he hasn't? I don't know. There's people who didn't know Liberace was gay. Like, is Liberace was gay? So in less than two months, I'll be trying it out for the first time. I'm a long time listener, and I've learned that there's no need to really express how I feel about things to a woman. That's true. This works great in practice, but I'm wondering if there's any other advice you can give me. For reference, my goal is for living with her,

not to become so unbearable that I either get a divorce or go to Greenland. How do I manage living with the insanity that is a woman? Thanks and go fuck yourself, Luke from Canada. Wow, that's a good question. But he already thinks that she has some insane character risk.

Well, he's right. But yeah, but why would a lot of guys would go into that blind because she's so great. She's so, yeah, but he already has an inkling having never lived with a woman before that this one in particular is going to cause problems. Mercy, you live with a girlfriend or a wife? Not currently, but yeah, I mean, I have lived with plenty of girlfriends. You have to do that first. Like, he has to realize, like, even for her sake, you guys have to live together for

a little bit. He just said, I've never lived with a girlfriend. That's a, you know, he might be unbearable. He doesn't know this yet. Like, you guys have to do at least a month or two together because, you know, that's that morning, bad bathroom routine is a big part of that right there. If you can't get through that, I'd rather find out before I'm married.

We have two separate bathrooms here. I think that helps a lot. You have to live with the person. You just do. And three words, get a maid. Go stop resisting. If you have to live by the Bible, if you have to endure all the worst parts of the Bible, like not being able to live together until you're married,

at least, except at least run with the best parts too, like that whole obey shit and your wife's supposed to listen to you. Isn't that, why would you take only the bad parts? And not the man is always right parts. Right, does that make sense? It seems like all the insane Christian rules also have rules to make them work in your favor.

They also make up these weird rules, like honor your parents and all this other crap. But I don't remember anything in the Bible about, you're not allowed to both be on a lease in a shitty apartment uh... if you're wondering why i'm getting married in the first place because i want some kids and she gives me confidence that with her is their mom all turn out oak they'll turn out okay and not be ugly either i mean well there you go all just not some puts some kids into her don't even worry about the don't even test it out.

Just go all the way right away. And for God's sake, find stuff for her to do at your house. Get her, whatever she's got to do, get her on board, get her some hobbies to do at home so she stays busy. You're gonna have a project room? Yeah, oh God yeah. Oh God yeah. Of course. You'd have to trick them into going into their project room. Yeah. Oh God, yeah. Of course.

You'd have to trick them into going into their crafting room. You put little bits of string and staplers and glue guns and stuff to lead them on a trail into the project room. Encourages them and continue doing hobbies they hate. No, you always loved pottery. No, come on, you can't give up on it now. I wait for my playing video game. I wait my girlfriend up with several Pinterest photos every day of crafts that other women

have made on the internet. I was like, wow, look at how cool this is that she did this. And get her animal piercing. I was saying that to her, you go, what? Now, now you're going to give up on your dreams now while I'm playing Rust. You can't be like, you can't give up on your dreams in a couple hours. Come on. You can do this, stick to it. Give it another chance. Hey, Dick and Sean, please don't read my name. I'm in the middle of a divorce,

and last night was sexting my coworker. Oh, all right, I hope you gave her some good lines. Trust me, I would have gone for it, but having the kid for the night in the middle of quarantine world, divorce comes with that, and the whole set of other issues. Regardless, she wants to make it real now and we agreed to get together, get high, and have sex.

The first chance we get, they got an agreement. That's good. You need that. So I'm going in. There's your consent. How do I avoid awkwardness or drama at work? Oh, well, maybe her. That's how. I see her several times a

week, but she is far from relationship material. The canned situation is an A cup maybe B. I wanted to keep my standards higher. She's a 6.5 out of 10. And I am depressed. I am a depressed dad right now in my early 30ss who's only known one girl for 10 years. You're about to be a depressed unemployed dad with this attitude. Thanks, John. What do you think, Sean? Depressed dad going after a while. Well, he's really only worried about awkwardness. He seems like he's bored about the awkwardness first, right? The. The six and a half. I mean, who cares? Like, you're not, I mean, as far as that, if she's like a six and a half,

and you thought, wanna keep your standards higher, throw that shit out the window. Stair, just like you mean. Just in that case. In that case, it's like, you wanna hook up, you've been with your wife forever, like, who cares about that? But the awkwardness, I mean, I don't know,

how much do you have to see or at work? Did you get fired? Probably get her fired. That's when you're done banging or put a bunch of weird photos on her phone, reporter to HR that you found all these, that she's been sexting a coworker and then deny everything, delete it all from you.

I think close to that, but a little bit in reverse here doing it backwards. You got to get her fired before you, Falker, then you're guaranteed. Oh, that's way better than it was. You go out. So what you do is, if she's coming on to you now, if like Dick said, you show the text now, and then really like, go, look, I'm not interested in you. You're just a coworker.

Yeah. Then go to HR and go, look, this woman, woman, she's persisting, whatever, get her fired. Those reports are anonymous. So she's never going to know you. Unless she hasn't been, she has no dirt in you. Oh, you lost your job, so you want to go grab some dinner, a couple drinks, talk about it. It's good point. It's good advice, Sean.

Except for if she's only done it to him, then she's going to know it was him who got her fired. Well, that proves how insane she is. You tell HR that you're scared and you want to do it anonymously. You don't feel safe there. Yeah. Yeah. You can get a raise. Hold on.

I'm going to bring on Louis. Screwy, Louis, one of the virgins show, Mersh. And he's got a date lined up. Oh, good. Hey, Louis, there. Yeah, I'm here. Can you hear me? Yeah, what's up?

So what's going on with you in your tenderino? Oh hey, so I went and I found this girl. I'll call her Miss Jackson. And we had done like, we had done two facetimes and we had our first date last week. Oh no, I Invited her over to my house to make some pizza and she agreed and she also She also said that she's bringing alcohol

You're in man This up I believe it. I believe it was so we're like what she what she was like, oh, what alcohols you like dude I I literally down my pants It was safe I don't start to keep the actual dabbing in front of her down to it. Oh, yeah, dude. I have listen Like I've been kicking the whole time down to four a night For the abs and night I think you'll be alright anything after that

I have like, I have made sure to be as chill as possible around here. She doesn't really know I'm excited. Yeah. You've been, and 80s girls told me you've been hitting her up for advice during this whole thing I found this out a couple days ago. Has she been giving you good advice at all? 80s girl is, she gave me the advice of bringing a blanket and going to a park and it was good because it was like a park that she's, she's lived around her whole life,

but she's never been there. So it's like this whole discovery thing, like oh my God, like you know, like he helps me find new things in this place that I've been in my whole life, like wow, or at least that's how I kind of think about it maybe possibly. She can see that way. Does she know you're a virgin? Absolutely not. Oh man, good. Do you have like, do you have a bunch of berry white cute up for the day? Do you have a bang mix going? I am gonna put on a bunch of low fi hip-hop, like just really, really slow stuff, like no lyrics, very smooth.

Okay. And I'll just, I got like a four hour mix of that and I'll just have that play on shuffle. Okay, are you gonna be live texting my girlfriend while everything is going down? I wanna know the moment you're inside of her. Mm-hmm. Ha, ha, ha.

You know what, if you're big serious, I could drive that. I'm always big serious, I could drive that. I'm always being serious, that's my problem. Let's, I'm so invested in your Virginia. I mean, maybe he should look at a walk before he runs. Tray, Tray got laid, remember? Tray, there are three virgins who've got to be knocked out before he shares the bonus episode.

And then you get two lost episodes. Tray got knocked out, Louis, there's no way Louis could, there's no way Louis could fuck this out. Yeah, you know, I mean, it sounds like he's, he's in. She's just don't drink too much. What kind of alcohol do you want? Yeah. Not only come over to his place to make pizza,

but what kind of alcohol do you want? I mean, she drinks something clear. She's down so that she doesn't know how much you're drinking because the last thing a woman wants to do is see that you're drinking You're drinking less than her Yeah, you know what I mean? Don't get too fucked up. So drink like a don't let her get too fucked up because that's the other

Disaster outcome. Yeah. Yes If you got something clear you could dump it out and put more water in there and she'll be none the wiser But you can't do that with brown liquor because then it looks like, you know, someone, it looks like piss instead of an actual drink. And I'll tell you this, if she shows up with booze and also breaks out coke, you're dubble in. No way. There's no way to mess that up.

He's from a, he's from a conservative Christian family. I don't know how much, you know, how much blow he's been around. What does she look like? I'm not saying you have to do it, but if she breaks some out, you're totally getting late. It's going to be an easy, peasy night. She is a thick black woman. All right. So she probably is. So cool Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okayy Elliott. Okay, not like hype Williams era. No. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. I like it. Okay. Are you got it, man? All right. It's all on you. All right. Good luck. Thank you. Fuck her hard. And then soft like a romance novel. Tense up. This is how you're going to be remembered the rest of your life. Yeah. I'm doing a public service here. It's really commendable. Thank you. I think so too. I've stopped more school shooters than personally than anybody else by getting these guys

late. All right. Good, good, good luck, Louis, because he's worked hard at this. He's been putting in the time. I get the emails. Oh, what is it? I need more. I love the way they identify these women like it's a fishing spot. I feel like I've so I found this girl and I think she's all mine. I don't think anyone else knows about it. Hold on. I got I got to mod someone in YouTube. Oh, really? Yes. What's going on? Oh my God, the YouTube chats are out of control.

This place needs cleaning. I don't know, we never pay attention to the YouTube. Yeah, it's really not worth it. Left to its own devices. I mean, I don't know, I don't understand the motivation for it, but oh Ralph is there. Let me get Ralph on. I think he's there.

I'm not even in the chat room, but I can imagine. Well, I don't even know. Somebody says you, you need to do something about it. And I kind of don't understand why, but whatever. It's fun to band people. They get so pissed off. Well, it's also, you know, it's like, I did watch your guys stream with that, with the PPP guy, which by the way, that probably was the highlight of my week. When it's not exhausting, it is very funny at certain times. But yeah, the whole thing about I have to do the same thing. There's just certain people in our chat that they pull the whole, but I thought you were

about freedom of speech. And you're like, wait, I am, but if you're just going to say the same thing 500 times over and over again to drown everyone out, I can't have you here. They think freedom of speech applies to you, like you can go into a pizza hut and just it's smearing your shit all over the walls of the lobby and screaming the word rape over and over again. It's like, no, they're going to ask you to leave. Yeah, it's like, it's not so much,

it's not so much freedom of speech that I'm about. It's more of like freedom of commerce. Like, I don't want you to get banned and prevented from being on these advertising platforms because of what you said. It's not the, like, I don't think you should just go around. I mean, I don't care if you call me a hypocrite either for starters.

That's not like a big gotcha. Like, oh, you're contributing to your principles. Like, yeah, I don't really, I mean, I don't know so much that I want to be called someone who's principled, so you're kind of telling me something I'm glad to hear. But the idea that being an asshole in a chat or that being blocked on Twitter is some kind of free speech violation. And in every part of it. That we were given by God's.

It's God, God promised me that I could be not blocked by Trump. Yeah. Like, well, no, if you keep tagging somebody every day, they're going to go, oh my God, it's fucking guy again. But there's a reason why they have nice restaurants where you can't bring your kids Like, well, no, if you keep tagging somebody every day, they're going to go, oh my God, it's fucking guy again. But there's a reason why they have nice restaurants where you can't bring your kids and you can't bring people to be loud and obnoxious and you'll be thrown out. I mean, you can, like, you just, there's not a freedom of speech of talking to one guy.

Like that's not what freedom of speech doesn't mean you that everyone that one specific person needs to listen to you, that's called being a stalker. Like that's like following someone around constant restraining orders are made for that purpose. No, you're right. It's like following your ex-wife around and going like, I took a job and being like, oh, what else? You don't believe in freedom of speech? You don't believe in freedom of speech. And I like, we broke up three years ago. You can't show up to my job and start yelling. Oh, you're not a free speech absolutist. I guess not, man.

I don't know what to tell you. You got any wild breakup stories? Oh, you know, guys, I mean, in particular, I've had, I don't think I've ever had a good breakup in my lifetime. Like I've had, I've had women, oh, I actually just did find out recently that a girl that I was dating after my, my ex wife is now, why don't she's currently doing porn, but she did porn. And just accidentally came across her thumbnail like a week ago. And I never would have imagined that of all the ex-girlfriends I've had to this one would ever do porn. But it was, yeah, it was, it was one of those where I actually

like had to take my dick out of my hand. And I just kind of like just had a moment where you're like, ah, like a kind of full bad for a first second. Like, you know, I don't care whatever, but it's just like, that like white nighting for it. It's just anybody you've ever known that you don't really have any hatred for and you just picture that lifestyle. And you're like, ah, feel bad for it. You came across the thumbnail when you were on your own.

Just doing your own pornography. She was a really nice sweet girl, and I thought she'd grow up to do some kind of nice sweet thing in life. And then I come across a video of her knocking down bowling pins with her piss, and I'm like, that's the, that's how I expected from you, young lady. Oh, my God. Yeah. Have you looked for any more?

Just out of curiosity. Well, there's three I know of now. Okay. Well, there's one that I hooked up with when I worked in Miami and I was a strip club DJ and I knew she was in porn so that doesn't really. That's not like a, oh no, she did. And then there was another one that was my door girl there, Miami, that was just our door girl who's like, I'm going to become a porn star.

And that was like her thing. And she did eventually actually get into porn. And she actually did pretty well for herself. But this third one was just a shocker, man. Have you ever get a chance to look at Pocahontas Jones? It's a terrible name. It sounds like a black exploitation flick where they're trying to save an Indian reservation. But it's a real poor name and it was disturbing. That's your ex?

That's not? Yeah. I'm looking at him right now. Oh, she does look sweet. Yeah, I did have to tell you, man, I tell you for a summer, like when she was 18 and a day, and was did not act like this. So, wow.

That was. And then there's a alley mac and then there's the door girl that I used to be friends with Pennypacks. Yeah. But that's, that was probably the weirdest recent one I can think of, but yeah, I've had all kinds of, that women leave me for like another comedian. I'm, you know, good friends another comedian, I'm good friends with. I know somebody that happened to, they just go on a podcast.

This was like 10 years ago and then you're like, all right, that's good. What was it like as a strip club DJ? That sounds pretty wild. My audience hates it. It's becoming an ongoing gag now where I'm not even allowed to talk about it. It's apparently, we have, I guess we have some people that are like, oh, more

strip club stories and I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry, I worked there for 10 years. Most people don't have those. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean, it depends, like my favorite strip club is to work out with the, kind of the urban ones. Let's always kind of have more of my cup of tea. So the more of a hood rat spot, it was the more fun I usually have. Why is that you trade in them for years? I managed

a couple for years. I was like, no shit, youngest GM in a typical club history, I think. You got to tell some of those stories that this is a fresh audience to bore with your strip club stories. I love them. Me too. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, Jesus, I mean, yeah, like I said, I've just been doing it a long time. So I mean, I've dated them, which is horrible. Shared fucking flop house apartments with some of them, or just to sell drugs out of. Like yeah, I do kind of miss those days sometimes, but, you know, in 36 now,

some really, really grateful to the not be around that shit anymore. Yeah, right. Because it will wear on you. Yeah. What was the, what was living with strippers like in the flop house? Well, yeah, we had an apartment next to, I think it was crossed from what was called the Kettle Diner in North Carolina. And it was, it was just a place for various bikers

and strippers to basically take a nap after the accident doing coke. It was just one of those shit apartments that I think was like section eight housing pretty much. I think we're probably the only people paying to live in an apartment in that building. And yeah, dude, it starts to get old, man. You just, you wanna go there for like a nap in your own apartment and there's just like

people still up doing coke and for the afternoon. And you're like, if you guys, anyone in here been to bed yet and you don't know anybody there. So yeah, as you get older, this podcasting thing is much nicer. I like this not going out shit. Yeah. It's funny. You like the poor girls like Ali Mac was another one that I hooked up with and who literally just disappeared one day. And I was like, oh man, that's kind

of scary. There's certain people in certain lifestyles that once they just stop posting on Facebook, you're like, yeah, a person's probably dead. That's it. Or they got a, or they got a husband and got out of the, how many of the, how many of the strippers did you know who married a guy that they met at the club? Well, you were there. That doesn't happen like in the rich areas though. That happens more in military towns.

They'll marry some E3. And then they do it for like the free medical and they go live in base housing. Like I'd say probably military guys marrying more strippers than the rich dudes do. That's fine. Rich dudes just come down here and friend them for a couple hours and leave. Those guys have the right idea. You mentioned the urban strip clubs.

I was with my friend coach a while ago and they had a no, they had no track suit policy or no jumpsuit policy. Uh, so we didn't, we didn't know that, you know, that's just something he was, he was wearing to be a jackass that they, and the guy, they have to go get the manager to get special approval for him to come in with his track suit. Uh, the manager comes out and takes one look at him like a split. No time at all. It goes, yeah, he's fine.

I go, this is just like a black guy. Yes, it's no black guys in tracks. That is the oldest trick in the strip club book. So what you do is you people go, oh, no, no, no, we don't, we don't discriminate. Everybody's allowed in here. But we do enforce a strict address code and a musical format and that's what they do. So like, yeah, like every strip club owner is real gold tells.

And they'll be like, oh, you can't just throw them out. So he do is you go up to him, be like, oh, hey, man, you gotta know the track suits, man. And like the problem is, yeah, they'll be like somebody like you and about. What about that guy? He's got a track suit on and you're like, fine, two-shave black guys. And then you go upstairs and you tell the DJ to just start playing every kind of like gay, pop music and rock music they can until they leave.

I swear to God. So I've got every street governor in America, doesn't it? Yeah, every single one of them and the ones that go, oh, no, man, I'm totally cool. I'm down with the hip hop, though, telling you they all despise black people. It's, it's pretty fucked up. And then some of them just approve their not racist. They open up a separate, which that that shows how racist you're not. They always open up like a separate black strip club in the area. Separate, they can always be like, you're on or I'm not a racist look. I've got this black strip. I've got a whole place for them down the street.

For them. That's the group they're not racist. We call it the quarters, you know, the, what do you have, do you ever have any break up any huge fights there or do you old, any weird stalkers? Like, do you ever have any break up any huge fights there or do you old any weird stalkers? Like so you must know a ton of guys like Chris the Kiwi who are hanging out after the club. Yeah, right.

Looking to get, looking to get phone numbers or something like that. Yeah, you kind of need to go no lingering. Lingeries are the fucking, I would rather deal with guys that are like having a huge brawl in the club at 11 o'clock at night because at least they're not linked like lingers are the worst Yeah, it's getting rid of them takes forever and yeah, there's a lot of that hole like His alice a still here

It's that's not a real name you got to go home, right? You got to go home you know? Because there is a lot of those like, yo, no, she was really cool and I felt like a connection. And it's like, of course you did. Yeah, that's a huge idea. Yeah, so you gotta go. I can't imagine people doing that in any other entertainment work. Like you wouldn't stand after a bill per show and be like, you know, just feel like I'm out. Because I was open like, you know, we could go get some food

Yeah, that's true. What about what about the biggest strip or mess that you encountered and all this like the biggest train wreck We had a girl Take a shit in the trash can of the dress room Despite the fact that there was a digger camera right in the dressing room and a sign that's like, okay, you're on camera. Just, just, just took a dump right in the trash can in the dressing room. Instead of, was a bathroom occupant. And there was another chick who was, who went to jail and she was banging her lawyer. And I guess getting other strippers to like use this lawyer to represent him. The lawyer was coming in and he got disbarred because he was filming a porno with his

cell phone camera while you're using a turning client for English and he was just going to the intercarriage in rooms and give him percuss sets and then they'd like blow him and he would tape it. And then like I guess he was putting them up on porn hub or something like that. Sure. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Florida is a lot of illegal.

I'm telling you, Florida is great. You got any tips for talking strippers down from their asking price for the boys listening? Yeah. Do you know what I'm going to weekend? You know, don't go if it's not busy, point that out. Okay. That always helps us feel like, look, the guy's not a lot of people in here right now. But if you really want a bank for your buck, don't go to Teddy bars.

Asian massage parlors all day. You go to fucking, if you go out on like dollar a day tonight, you go to an Applebee's, couple dollar a day, go to the Asian massage joint, I'm telling you, you can have like a $500 night for $250 bucks. All I really want to do is hear more strip clips or reason. I don't know about you, Sean. But that's, I'm endlessly entertained by that entire. It's a really crazy scene. Like, you get the people who are there by themselves, like all the time,

they're creepy, like he's talking about, those ones who are loiter. Yeah. You guys, you gotta be like four or five or six different, like distinct personality types. Yeah, I would think. I was friends with some strippers in Hollywood and I would hang out with them for just a tiny bit. And then I was out and that was exhausting. I'm sure. Um, but that was just the name.

They just go, go, go go go. They're just constantly eating drugs and get like they'll be up for three, three and a half days at a time. I can't do that. Even when I was young, I couldn't do that. I'd be like, hey, this was fun. Six a.m. I'd be like, well, you guys can, they just kind of spin off like a tornado in any direction. They really do. They just got to have to jump out of the tornado at some point and be like, all right, well, I'm head and home and the tornado will just move on independent of you. And then they disappear. Yeah.

Long periods of time. I like, where did you go? Where did what the hell was going on? I think I think I know what was actually going on. And then in 12 hours, you'll see them update their Facebook status and you'll be like, how do they get to Daytona Beach already? Yeah. Yeah. It's insane. It'll be happening throughout the Facebook status and you'll be like, how did they get to Daytona beach already? Yeah. It's insane. It'll be up there across the state. And you'll be coming getting up from a nap going, how does she get to Daytona? Yeah.

Good night. Well, shit, man, does anything make you a rage that you want to get into? I mean, the internet does. Yeah, what about it? All these internet followings, I think are all getting kind of gay. Yeah, what about it? All these internet followings, I think they're all getting kinda gay. Yeah, yeah, I think so too. And I include mine in that.

So if you're one of my people and you're listening to this, I'm fucking tired of you people too. Frankly, just all of them. What's so real about this? It's perfect in some people's eyes and that's just been killing me lately. Yeah. There's been a lot of moralizing, more and more coming out.

The longer Trump's president, I guess, I don't know, but it's fucking weird to see. Yeah, we've got, under the point where people, like, they will just come out and go, this man's cheating on his wife. And you're like, yeah. I'm a comedian. I used to be a club DJ. that will just come out and go, this man's cheating on his wife. And you're like, yeah. I'm a comedian, I used to be a strip club DJ. Why is this a big deal? I don't understand this.

It's, and like the amount of men who are online talking about how important it is to have a kid and have kids in a family, it's like, motherfucker, you don't have a wife and kids. What are you even, like what are you talking about? It's all some kind's like, motherfucker, you don't have a wife and kids. What are you even, like, what are you talking about? It's all kind of like, death cult, where you're trying to trick other men into having families, so you can feel like, where the fuck, where the fuck do you even get this? See, that's all, it's never in my life. It's all just noise to

me. That's why I stay away from it. I just feel it's, it's weird to see. I'm not interested in what anybody like that has to say. It's weird to see I'm not interested in what anybody like I see it grow out of nothing though these guys who are like yo bro, you know what's you know what's cool Having families and having kids. It's all about legacy, bro You got to work on your legacy like man you fucking dying rot in the ground What are you talking about? We haven't had Doug to nape on lately, right? He's got a he has to call up occasionally and make sure you're thinking about, yeah. I didn't know you better have some kids, Dick. I never, I don't remember this as a kid.

Like I remember rock stars acting like lunatics and everybody going like, that's funny. And like, you know what, I sex tapes coming out and I was like, oh wow, that was awesome, that that happened. But now it's become this really fucking weird, really weird new Christian right. I don't know what to make of it. Is that what you're talking about, Mersh?

Yeah, we've had a lot of those people sort of give up on our show because, I mean, we've been saying that for years. I've told people back in 2016, 2017, there were a lot of these all-righty kind of guys giving out some really dangerous advice at the time and same thing was like start a family right now. I'm not a cup of white girl and I'm like that white girl's dad's in jail and she has a crippling opiate habit. Yeah. You're a ruffer, like telling somebody to start a family right now at 22 when they're

a ruffer with a heroin problem is really not sound advice. And I'm like, get your life together, work on yourself, build a business first, have like get an income going, get some things like the basics up and running. And then you can worry about like, hey, you know, and sure, if you knock up some chick along the way and you'll love her or whatever and you decide to keep it, that's cool. But they told a lot of young guys to just set out and worry about starting a white family. But where in the fucking hills to that palletias, to one of my fucking pillheads, that's not

any kind of future. It's going to more fucked up people. You got to start on an opiate addiction, Frank. You got to start off fentanyl addiction franchise and then you move to another town when that doesn't work. Like, this, this sign a contract that lasts you the rest of your fucking life and sink another sentient human into it

because it's what, because Nick Fletez says it's the right move. Like, because, because a 21 year old kid says it's the secret to happiness. Like are you guys fucking insane? Did you not watch everything made in the 60s? Like nobody, we already tried this system. If you look at the guys who actually have a wife and family,

this like white utopia that you're going after, look at that and love and imagine what you think it is and then picture the opposite of that with the amount of work That those two full blown adults put into making that happen. That is it is the most it is the biggest lottery That they have won like Nick Rikita and his wife amazing family amazing couple Making the decision that you are gonna have that will not affect the likelihood that you fucking have that You know what i'm saying? none this is no judgment of anybody's relationship, but just saying that's what i want is not gonna make that fucking happen

no, there's some steps in between divorce court, family court, addiction centers, alcohol alcoholism suicide pods are full of people who wanted to live that dream stop fucking saying that it's important for guys to focus on this at their prime earning potential it trash me fucking insane like i don't question them on it is like yeah i I mean I get it, but if you're a as Merch says a roof or an appalachia That is still working on that's still working on paying off two grand and student loans That brings home a six pack every night and then thinks about driving to get more a wife is not the answer to your problems A kid has never been the answer to any problem

facing the history of the world. Not to a relationship, not to anything. Especially not the answer of what does the meaning of life, it's not to pop out a kid. Do it. No, there is something to be said about it. Yeah. And if that's a goal for somebody,

I'd like to have a kid and a family someday. But, you know, the beauty of being a guy is, you know, you can pull that shit off of the zero hour when you're like 68 years old. Yeah. Larry King style and still having non-retarded kids. So we have some more time in the game. Yeah. But when people just tell people to no, go out and do it now.

Oh, you got yourself a girlfriend. You'll go out and knock her up tonight. You're like, you don't have any kind of backup. You've no plan for this. You have nothing in the world. He's going to have neck tattoos. He's going to talk like riff raff and he's going to come home and then go, yo, yo, dad, yo, dad, yo, what's up, dad? And you're going to go, what happened to my kid? And you know, oh, yeah, you know what? Maybe I shouldn't have been a 19 year old heroin addict rufa who had a kid, because now he's talking like the kid, he's talking like this, black side despise so much.

So I see these guys, every time I see a guy saying, I think what is wrong with you? Why are you, you're trying to sell me a timeshare? I know what I'm being sold a fucking timeshare. Like what if I have a wife and kids, you're going to split it with me. Is that the, do you need to talk 10 guys into it? Yeah, you got me into this. Shut the mind your own fucking business with this shit. Oh, anyway, um, Merch, thanks for falling in on Mother's Day. Oh, no, of course

man. Thank you so much for having me. And yeah, we'll get, we'll do it with Royce another time. Like I said, his mom's still alive. Fucking. So we have to do this thing. Yeah, I hear that. It's a good. So come on, you guys are great. And when this opens up, let's do, I don't know.

Let's do a, we're definitely coming to Florida. So maybe we do. I'm telling you, but Tampa's where it's that. Oh, Tampa's where it's that. Telling you. That'd be great. But yeah, man, let us know. And yeah, thank you so much for that. Oh, Tampa's where it's that. Telling you. That'd be great. But yeah, man, let us know. And yeah, thank you so much for having me today, man, really.

Yeah, but I'll plug your stuff. I don't want to fuck it up. Yeah, at Terrasburg, all one word on Twitter, and yeah, Revenge of the Sys and Nightwave Radio on YouTube. Do you live? All right. Cool, man. Thank you so much, man.

Yeah, come back on some time. Oh, anytime. Yeah, for sure, man. Thank you so much, man. Have a good one. Come back on some time. Oh, anytime. Yeah, for sure, man. Thank you. Later. Later. Oh, thanks for helping.

I like that guy. I like him too. Like they have a great show. Him and Royce. Well, yeah, he's super, I don't know. He seems super grounded, like reasonable. Like, I don't know. Like he thinks about stuff.

I don't know. I don't know what his program, I don't know what his podcast is like. stuff. I don't know. I don't know what his program, I don't know what his podcast is like. The next time somebody tells me to have a kid, I'm gonna go off like a little league parent. You're an empire. And pop them right in the fucking mouth. Right.

I'm so tired of being told by men that I need, that a marriage in kids is what you need to violently accelerate your life toward. Or your life is not complete. I get, I try to get to 3 p.m. every day without drinking. Let me start there. Right. Before I start introducing, yeah, but see,

and you know that. Yeah. That is a huge delineation between some of these other people and you. You go, maybe, maybe this isn't a great idea if this is what I'm focused on right now. Oh, God. I don't even, I don't understand where it came from where men started doing this from. Let me play a song. Did I have anybody else?

Aim to call in. Oh, Josh, Josh has opinions on it. Yeah, there you are. Josh, what's your, I see you reeing in there. I can, I can tell you very succinctly why people are suddenly talking like this. Okay, because the aging, especially in places like Germany, the aging population can no longer work

and they didn't have any fucking kids. So now they have to replace the missing demographic with a working age population and who's going to do that? People from Poland, people from Turkey, people from the Middle East and from Africa and from Asia, they all come in and then they replace that population. People who are afraid of that demographic change of people, the boomers and their kids not having kids because they're your age and they don't want to have kids. Nobody your age wants to have fucking kids. So, because they were told by television that being the worst thing that could ever happen to you

is having to take care of a fucking kid. I remember every television show, every movie I ever saw was just like, don't ever have a fucking kid. It's a nightmare. Like three men and a baby. Yeah, right? Yeah. And then, so they didn't, they just didn't have kids. Well now it's like, oh, fuck, we don't have any workforce. Let's import everyone from Mexico. Everyone comes over from Mexico.

And then they vote very specifically for, like on racial borders, they vote overwhelmingly for specific policies that disadvantage the country. So the people saying, have fucking kids, are the people saying we need more people who believe in this ideology and the usually those people believe that the ideology is racially based. A white ass state. People who come up with the constitution.

We need a white ass state. They just believe that ideology is downstream from race. The people who are brown want socialism and the people who are white want egalitarianism. I got a stats for you on that. Hold on, I brought it in. I saw it this week. This is US general population versus all Hispanics. This is a survey. Would you rather have a smaller government providing fewer services or a bigger government providing more services. Does that make sense, Sean? Yeah. US general population, smaller government, fewer services, 48%. A bigger government, 41%. So the US general population wants smaller government. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's only 1% left over. All Hispanics.

What did it wait? I know. There like 8% left over isn't there? No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Oh, they want, oh yeah, I'm sorry, you're right. So 10% of people don't have an answer. All Hispanics, smaller government, 19%, larger government, more services, 75%. Is that, that's shocking.

It's even worse with the black population and native populations. It's way worse with that. The only people who vote white are Asians. They're cool. We can set up as many fucking China towns as we want and things won't change very much. It's very specifically the black and Latinos who do not vote who want socialism. Why, they've been courted by one party, right? I mean, I don't know. Maybe they're just like that.

I don't know. Well, that's the argument. But here's the thing. There's like that. They're ideologically racially predisposed to a certain way. I don't know about that. I dance. I like dancing. I'm a Mexican guy. I like dancing. I like it. I like showing off and going, you know, like, you know, back in the, like, you know that the, like Democrats and Republicans basically used to be flip-flop. No, that's not true. It is true.

That's not true. No, it is. It is. It is. It's, that's a myth. No, it's not a myth. I'll bring it in next time. I know. I have research to do this.

No, I'm sure you do. You're genetically predisposed to having chickens in your house. What are you going to say? No, I was going to say that. They flibbed. Well, the Republican Party courted the Southern Democrats who felt disillusioned by them jumping on board civil rights and voting and all that. It's like the reconstruction.

Well, it's called the Southern strategy. Yeah, no, you're talking about LBJ. They'll have those and words even before. Yeah, but I mean, like said, I'll have those and voting Democrat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, I have read that. I don't know if that's yeah, but it's it's it's yeah, it's you know, I think that parties parties court, particular people. Okay. So you're saying that they've been courting Mexicans and black people.

Okay, let's just focus on Mexicans because we can talk about Mexicans because I'm Mexican. We can't talk about black people. I guess the last tyrone comes back on. I'm a black. You are? Then you can talk about black people as much as you want. So this is the next part,

this is part two of that survey. Hispanics by generation. Yeah, here's the area. 12% of first generation Hispanics want a smaller government. And then it's... 81% of first generation. So those are the people who just got to the country. Right.

No, and then of course it drops by how long you've been here. Second generation. 22% want smaller government. Third generation. 36%. So the longer you've been here, the more you don't want immigrants to come. So the less government you want.

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So the less government you want. So the less government you want. So the less government you want. So the less government you want. So the less government you want. culturally maybe that's what I mean I don't think there's anything in DNA but where does culture come from then? Like women's culture comes from their DNA, like they talk about stupid shit and their obsessed with themselves and dogs that comes from their fucking DNA, right? Well, that's a, if you want to talk about like they're more nurturing, more stuff like that. Stupid, I already said.

Yeah, okay, okay. No, yeah, culturally is. I'm just saying, you could, yeah. I mean, if anybody okay. No, yeah, culturally is. I'm just saying, sure, you could, yeah. I mean, if anybody ever says anything like that, is anything that you can say about DNA and race, you can say about gender, but people will not let you say about race. Like every time anybody says something about race and genes,

I will immediately just substitute women and all of a sudden it's, well, you know, yeah, but it's like the genes are different. Well, they are, but you know that you have a, you're closer genetically to a sub-Saharan African than they better fucking watch your man. They are to an aborigini in Australia. I believe that. That's true. Like that, you got to understand that the genes are like, it's the science, so it's so much less delineated than people wanna think. No, it's literally black and white.

I disagree. It's great. No, no. Literally the color of your skin is a result of the, is the result of the environment in which, in which your race grew up. Oh, no. Yeah. And which is the direct impact on the culture you create

and the genetic dispositions you have to survive and flourish in that environment. That's what I'm saying. And that has a real impact. And that might have a real impact in the way people react to what the government's role should be in society. Like they might. And to counter your statistic about generations, by the way people react to what the government's role should be in society. Like they might.

And to counter your statistic about generations, by the way, the joggers, though 90% for farmers. These are alt-right terms. I just just about, yeah, the joggers area, I think he's, I have to explain this stuff. Joggers, are these like white suburbanites? No, it's based off an incident where someone who was allegedly jogging got shot by a police officer. So, it's different than what I've had.

I don't know how to word this delicately, but you know who, you know what, whatever the fuck, 90% vote Democrat. And nothing changes that. Doesn't matter who the candidates are, I think when Obama was running, it went up obviously a little bit. But even then, it's still very consistent. Well, I don't think people know anything. I don't think the average American voter is educated at all.

But you don't think there's any kind of genetic component to the way people view, like government to me, the idea of government is a spiritual thing that people just believe it's right. Like, I want this, the idea of government is a spiritual thing that people just believe it's right. Like, I want, this is my idea of government, and this is what I want to see in the world. It's, I think it's so ingrained in someone that... A genetic thing? No, I don't.

Yeah, I don't think so. It's so deeply cultural that is... Cultural, and, you know, I mean, I don't know that you can hard connect those lines. I really don't. The more... Here's an alternative by the way. I think that a lot of the Europeans who wanted more egalitarianism, who wanted more

self-control over their own destiny left Europe for America. That's why there's such a diverse... I thought about that. Things that have happened. It's not a point. Well, it is an interesting point. We are, we are kind of descendants of people willing to take a lot of chances who are not,

they were restless at, they didn't, you know what I mean? And I want to go to the other two. And I'm going to see Mother of Christ will be able to get on the boat. No, you're right. You're right. I've thought about that for years too. It's, we are like, and that's what you see. We, America has some kind of extreme behavior.

I know they've all done everything does, but I know what you're in ultra-totting. And from the south though, there's a byproduct of the Hispanic colonizers and the indigenous. So it's a completely different lineage that's coming in. Yeah, and it's very, it's scary to me because if you look at the demographics of Texas, it's very close to flipping Democrat. And it flips Democrat it'll be entirely because of new people

born in southern Texas and then once that happens there will never be another Republican president yeah the Democratic Party will then rule as a one party I think it's I think it's literally like a kind of a generation like when people get there they come over they're like oh we're you know this is like a household. I don't think people think that much. I think it's like Democrats equal good. Republicans equal bad. They want to deport you. They want to put you in. It's like, it's so, it's so simplistic. I think, well, whoever gets you more shit. Right. Right. Who was buying your votes with more should. Yeah. And they both do it now, even if you're not doing that.

No, I think I honestly, what was the quote? But I think that American politics and the American voter, I think they're jackasses worshipping jackals. Yeah. Like that's, I can't remember who said that, but it's how I think about most people who have such strong opinions on who to vote for. I just don't think you can discount the racial components of government.

I really don't think you can. Well, I think they're playing race. What do you mean? I think the parties play race. You know what I mean? I think. So if I said races like in general, statistically have different preferences over the size of

the families that they want to have or even the family units that they're comfortable with. Be it a factor of culture or genetics, like the way they're living situation, how they want to live. I would say that that is also, that also has a racial component to it. You know, like the desire to have a nuclear family is something that I think is largely white. You don't think that's, well, what about like, what about like nuclear family?

What like Filipinos and like, none of nuclear family is your all on your own. Like it's just mom, dad, mom, dad, brother, sister, they got a dog and the white picket fence and they're their own, what a nuclear family. Well, that's what, but all families who live under the same roof are nuclear. That's what nuclear family is.

That's your immediate family. Now, man, some cultures have like everybody lives at home. Graham lives their most Asian families. Oh, I get it. Yes. Stinted family. That's different. Right, right.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. And I'm saying that's not, you can't say that something is important is family, it does not have some kind of genetic, it does not have some kind of racial component to it. It's terms of preferences. Well, I don't think you can say that it does though. Like it's not, that's a, you know what I mean?

That's like a logical fallacy. If you can't prove this, then it does mean this. I mean, you're talking about, you're talking about, well, okay, prove the fucking stats, prove it. If you want actual science, the stats, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no There's, yeah, sure, but that doesn't mean that's what it's attributed. You can't go, that's attributed to race. That's what the hypothesis that you can falsify, that's the science. There's way too many for it. No, that's literally science.

If I dropped his ball over and over and falsify it, if I drop it in, it doesn't fall. There's no issue with sociology in particular where 90% of studies can't be reproduced. It's called the reproduction crisis. It's any kind of thing about how 50% of people, 70% of people that's all for hurts. Because you can't narrow down to ones that are edible. You can do like twin studies and stuff like that. That helps. Yeah, that helps.

Well, I don't know. That helps. So that's why I think it's way more about that's why guys are about- That's why thousands of years of tradition and culture and all that kind of stuff. Like that's the, I don't know if it grew out from, I don't think there you can clearly delineate stuff because the, wait, you can't clearly do it. But I mean, the more I read, the more I read about genetics

and DNA and stuff, like it's fucking wild how mixed up it all is. Yeah. It really is. Oh, somebody posted this. I want to get back to the kids thing, actually, that's what I wanted to talk about. Oh, yeah. So that's why everybody's got to have kids. Yeah.

To keep Texas red. To keep Texas red. To keep Texas red. To keep Texas red. The talking heads, the Fuentes people, what they're concerned about is the demographics and how that plays into the electoral. Yeah. But in general, I have a life philosophy. I've thought about it for a, I've sat alone in my comfortable chair dwelling on the meaning of life for many, many hours or years. While you're

not protecting me online. Yeah, we're right now while you're not protecting me. You could spend those hours protecting me from being made. He and Pesto and beans. What are you doing over there? Yeah. Well, I'll sit and eat my pasta up and think about the meeting of life. It's very stimulating. Why? It's it. Would you get a job? I just think that in the most egoistic sense possible, the entire reason why any of us are here is because people fucked and had kids.

Right. And no matter what your contribution to society is, you can be Hitler, you can be Louis Pastia, you can be the guys that figured out how to make nitrogen for fertilizer and basically solve the world hunger at the time. You can be any of those people with any numbers of great scientific contributions, but those contributions would eventually be discovered by someone else eventually. It just so happened to be those people.

But a kid of yours is always going to be a broader dinosaur. Yeah, and I think time will erode everything, but if you have enough kids, and they have enough kids, yeah, you've passed that test. I can hear my dad laughing from his house at this right now. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Why?

Why? What is the humor? The idea of passing things on and passing things down is so foreign to me. I don't know how to identify with even the thought of it. I know, I'm with you. But this is, I just don't care. This is your selfishness. How do you, I get it.

Wait a minute, what's more selfish than wanting to live forever, which is what you're talking about doing. I'm good, waiting to like a lot. Just burn all my shit, I don't care. I don't know. Wait, so yeah, Josh, you do want kids. Eventually, yeah. I mean, you think it's like, yeah.

My life is a bit turbulent at the moment. Yeah, no, I understand. I understand. And you know, you're one of those people who thinks, so you probably kind of want to be prepared. Like, we're talking a merch, right? I mean, it's like, I just go ahead and knock some, brought up.

Yeah, you're trying to kick them in here, and you're gonna have it, you know, but. But all this legacy stuff. I just think, you know, you're trying to kick them. Yeah, but all this legacy stuff. I just think, you know, whenever you talk to people who have kids, they all love their kids. They all talk like my grandma, my grandfather, you know, love their kids and their grandkids, even me, even though they don't talk to me much because I'm estranged from everyone. I think they still like me. You're really a stranger from your whole family? Oh yeah, no. My aunt, they like, they don't talk to each other anymore. Why? Because my, my special friend basically started doing deep fakes of her in porn and tried to ruin her law business and she had to go to England to sue him and shut him up.

Yeah, it's like everything up. Wow. Yeah. I'm a terrible person. I mean, I'm just, I'm not saying that all reproduction is successful. You just have to, I mean, you do have to think about yourself, I guess, but- I mean, reproduction has led us to where we are now. So how are we doing? How can we judge the world as it is now? Because that's how we got here.

I just think that, well, it's better than not exist because the people who aren't done, this is that Josh. No, because I think that smart people are too fucking nice. They're too willing to give up what they have for these weird, lofty concepts of society. Oh, I know. It's like not for some kids. All the dumb ones have to be selfish. You can't put other people ahead of you because they'll never put you ahead of them.

Yeah, yeah. Well, they don't even think of you. They don't think of you, your family, and then everybody else comes after. Yeah, and I agree with you. And when I say your family, I mean you and yours, not your fucking grandma, not your cousin, fuck them. Right, my cousins great.

Your nuclear family. Your family, that's right. Get out of here, go back to your pasta. See you later. See ya. Like, he's really pissed about having to eat that shit while he deals with you. That's the worst. He couldn't get his fucking food for the weekend because it's closed from Friday at 5

or whatever and then it was, oh great. Yeah, then he's got to deal with my shit. Deal with you eating fucking pesto out of a jar, probably. Fucking, bread that's stale is shit by Saturday evening. Oh man, I feel bad for the guy. a jar probably. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, wait a minute. What? You know, the king of the moon wanted, hey, king of the moon, what did you want to talk about? Just feels like I'm being talked into fighting another war. Yeah, with all this, like he's saying, like it's about demographics. So you need to have white babies.

I know. It sounds like you're asking me to sacrifice for my country. And I mean, I kind of, at a time someone says that, I just think they should fuck off. Right, I'll be fine. It's not really reciprocated. Yeah. I'll do a lot. I'll do fine in the dystopia, in the brown dystopia that's coming, where there's never a Republican again. Yeah. I'll do fine. You know what? That's funny. You continue stealing and raping then. Yeah. That's why because it's all, it's you'll figure it out. Yeah. It's a gangster's paradise. Yeah. That's what basically is it's all, you'll figure it out. Yeah, it's a gangster's paradise. That's what basically is gonna happen,

where the money is milked, is squeezed out of everyone's, is the stones in their head for the rest of the time, I'll be all right, I'll deal with it. King of the Moon, what, the mask firing story? What? Which one is that? The mask firing story. I know, I'm gonna play a song,

and we'll do voice mails, and I'll see, give me a TLDR. Oh, you got fired for refusing to wear a mask. Can you hear about that? King of the Moon? Let's see. I guess. I'll get a mile to play a song first. Oh, there he is, the King of the Moon.

Hey, what's up, King of the Moon? Hello, okay, everybody. This has been the Dick's Show. Page of Rina Conf slash the Dick's Show. I'll see you next Tuesday. This is by My Room Records. It's called Night Singing. I guess he made this about 80s girl. Let's see with this. Ooh, wow, that's loud. I got it. You know what 80s girl does. Have I told you this? She sings in her sleep. She sings in her sleep. I like this already. I like this already.

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Well, it's so manly. I can't. Wow. It's like... I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you.

Is that you? Doing Stevie Nicks. Yeah. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you.

I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at. That was great. Thank you, my room records. I didn't get to plug the hard men working hard again at the beginning of the show. Which I wanted to do with their Chinese virus song. I listened to that 10 times last week. So fucking good. All right. Killed King of the Moon, where'd you go?

I'm right here. Oh, there you go. I'm gonna keep you the most stinking go before I jumped in with my dumb voice. Thank you for that. You got fired for not wearing a mask. What the hell happened to you? Yeah, they started there.

I live all the biggest problems. I live in New York, but I live in Buffalo. And it's or, you know, subject. You think you're subject to New York, but I live in Buffalo. And it's, you know, subject. You think you're subject to New York City, holy shit. We have so many dumb rules that we get dropped on us by that horrible place. How'd you get fired? They started testing the doorways,

making everybody come in and take a temperature, and then they finally ordered everybody to wear a mask and I honestly I just see it is wearing like a muzzle, which is why the fucking governor doesn't even wear a mask. Where do you work? Yeah, where do you work? What do you do? I fix copiers.

You fix copiers? Yeah, I fix copiers. I fix copiers. I fix copiers. Yeah. Okay. I fix copier prayer guy comes in with a little bag and pull up your yeah. Yeah, I hate those fucking masks.

I mean, hot. And it feels like you're just breathing a swamp. It fucking sucks. Yeah, no, I know. I hate it. I know one else is like all the people telling us to wear them aren't wearing them. Like that's why Trump won't do it because he's, you know, he knows it's a pitch move. It makes it look like a giant pussy.

do it because he's, you know, he knows it's a pitch move, makes it look like a giant pussy. You know, I read, I read something this week that said in New York, two thirds of the COVID patients in the hospitals were under lockdown. So they were quarantined and they still got it because, you know, you go get food, you talk to somebody, it's on surfaces forever, stuff, eating their fingers and stuff. The virus is as they say, maybe the lockdown makes no sense, aren't we all just gonna get sick when we're done being lockdown?

Yeah, and they said at the beginning, they made symptomatic, so that the numbers work out for them, nevermind. Yeah, so what did you, what did they say when you weren't, when you wouldn't wear the mask like sign-failed? Who wouldn't wear the mask? Who's not wearing the mask? The security guard is like, I just said, well, that looked like the data for how many

people are getting sick and how many deaths we have. Yeah. The CDC data, we're at the exact number of deaths that were projected before the year started. Like, we're not, there's no raise in death toll. And I said, I'm not gonna do this for something that has no like empirical backing. I think it's just kind of like tyranny. And I don't want to leave you a black mirror episode.

Wait a minute, I had a good one. There was an ex-Google engineer looked at the computer model. So you know the model that everyone's going off of? Well, yeah, they keep getting closer. What's that model? What's that, King of the Moon? Are you talking about the model for that guy

invented over in England that ended up fucking his tender date? Yeah, so for instance, I don't even know why people are putting stock into it. Because it's scary. That's why. Yeah, but he's been, no other model, no other model, no other,

no other entity doing it. You got like Los Alamos, you got like, these guys have a, they have a great track record of these things. So they released the code for this one. Yeah. And I read through these ex Googlers analysis of it. She uncovered like this, it's hard to translate

into non-programming terms, but it's 450 different parameters, as she says, which are single floats, which is just a percentage. So, zero to one is what that is. 450 different percentages that you can put into the system that are not based on anything in reality, that are not based on any studies themselves. According to her.

Well, according to the model, there's no comments on anything, there's no citations on any of the numbers. You can run it again and get wildly different numbers. The model itself, the code is not thread safe. So you run it on anything with multiple processors and the threads, like the working threads that calculate, affect each other's data. The random number seating is all off.

Like it matters what in what order they fire. It's just like basically garbage. Like it's like, if you've ever been in, well, which is probably why you're seeing every other model or place who's doing it, end up much more similar. Well, what do you mean? What do you mean?

Different. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, this one. Yeah, no, because you know, there's like, there's MIT, there's the Los Alamos. They're, I've trying to think of the other institutions that are doing stuff. So yeah, I don't even.

Here's just a list of the insane variables they have. So they can do only like 100 times and just pick the scariest one. Yeah, pretty much. Like these are all just guesses. I mean, yeah, I, it's insane. I'm not getting into whether this thing's of, of, of, of hoax or not. I've gone round around.

I don't know if it's a good idea. It's just bad, yet horrible. Look, horrible. Guess what? Here's what I'll say. That guy has a, you would, you would know that and I wouldn't, but, uh, because I don't know, come on a program. I'll tell you, here's, here's the thing.

Here's the thing. The only thing I'll say on that is that he has a, quite a long track record of kind of putting out garbage. Like I said, he wasn't a, he wasn't a virologist, he wasn't a epidemiologist. He was a physicist who like transferred over into this stuff and he seems like a dipshit, frankly. Like I know that, why are we going with those models? We're not, well, you know, because. Why are we going with those models? We're not supporting you.

You know. Well, no, because they're not going with just his model. I think here's, you want me to get like, you want me to get cynical? I want me to get cynical. Yeah, go ahead. I think that people who want to say that it's a hoax quote his model all the time, so they can go nowhere near this many people died. And I think the White House is going with his model to go, here's how many people we

saved. Yeah, that's great. You know what I'm saying? Well, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, All these other institutions doing this. Yeah. I think you're right. I think they are saying, look at how many people we saved.

Of course. No, they don't. You spin it, you spin it to make it for you. All right, King of the Moon. So you got fired for now wearing your mask. Yeah, no, I just, I think everything's gotten insane. We literally live in like a Black Mirror episode. I think so too.

I think so. Three months ago, you have to fucking take your territory doors like you're in fucking China China and it's kind of crazy right now like that that part alone just blows my mind. And I thought the news just started to praise like China and Singapore for like how oh they really got on top of this my really fucking everybody. I really keep it under real. I really nailed it. Oh you should see what you should see their response to Islam. They really crack down on that one too.

They kind of have one solution for everything. I don't know if you guys realize that, whether it's manufacturing, religion, culture, or deadly viruses, it's lock everyone in prison. I think I'll say you would be there. That'd be so safe though. I know. All right, get out of here, King of the Moon.

Thanks. Good to see you. I'll plug my podcast real quick. Yeah, go ahead. And I got so much time on board. Yeah, so it's okay here. We're doing like a current news and, you know, conspiracy theory podcast.

It's that stuff. I can't imagine that. I like it. It's like, good. And you're talking about how we didn't go to the moon? Eventually, I'll probably say that for July for the anniversary of another, yet another year it was not going to the moon. What's that?

What have you talked about thus far? Well, we've been stuck on Corona quite a bit because I have a lot of Bill Gates and his fucking psychotic. Are you saying Veronica LaVaria is wrong, Sean? I would never say that she is wrong. That's what I thought. Even when she's wrong, she's right. That's what I thought.

Okay. All right, goodbye, King of the moon. What's the call? Okay, hear me out. Okay, hear me out. Well, the ad dot com slash okay. Say it again. I interrupt to do stop pop dot com slash okay.

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Because everybody's getting fatter in their houses. I think he's talking about all of the nonsense surrounding me, all of the internet. Oh, it's not. It's gamergate, two point, oh, it's fattergate. Okay. Everyone's fatter. That's the internet. Oh, it's night's gamer gate 2.0 is fatter gate. Okay, everyone's fatter. That's the joke. Got it. He's making it. Got it. He's got a hair rage for you know. This boring teen stuff got everybody looking a little scruffy. My wife asked me to cut her hair. Oh, I expressly said that this was a bad idea yes and that i didn't really feel comfortable doing this but i thought i would do it anyway what am i gonna tell her no

a were the fun and that so of course i think i can't help and he's really like their buddy so upset that like she she gave me pretty much immediately after and i'm sitting here wondering but why did they just fuck it up more

what was the last half of her hair well at least that's not the only one that's gonna love you without stupid haircut you know aren't you a luxia have me i really could have increased my uh... my worthiness in her eyes by making her look like uh... some kind of four-foot tall oolipa i don't know jeff jeth daniel's from dumb and dumb give her that hair some kind of four foot tall of Galupa, I don't know. Jeff Daniels from Dumber. Dumber. Give her that hair.

I think I got you. Well, it's like his version of an acid attack. You're now known. We'll love you except me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. God, what kind of wife is asking her husband to cut her hair? A desperate one.

Well, you saw this. And you said that down about the hair and the Republicans and the Democrats think basically the same on the hair and nail salon safety. Yeah, we got to get these. Because it's like, oh, shit. No, you see, you see like super racist white women, hug and black women. If they both meet up at the nail salon, you know, what does that wife look like? I don't know.

I cannot, I've never in my life. What I think of a woman going, honey, could you cut my hair? Like, what a horrible thing to, what a horrible thing to do to a man. Yeah, I mean, it's a hair. I have no idea how that shit works. And she really, what kinds of different layers? I'm six feet tall. I can't see shit.

You're just, you're walking into a trap and you see it every step of the way. It's just not gonna go well. You got a hairdresser's four feet tall. She's look right. I love it with that fucking hair and we even worse. What if you do a good job? Oh God forbid God forbid she looks good that you're gonna have to do that forever And then there's pressure the next time you didn't know know what you were doing. As I said about learning technique and studying and things, you got there by dumb luck. Now you gotta repeat it. It's like that Mickey story where he kills seven flies

in one stroke. Yes, yes, yes. Have me cut a piece of paper. Have me cut out something on paper first. Yeah. Oh, you want me to cut your hair? Here, I'm gonna cut out this gingerbread man. Warrr, it looks like shit. Yeah, Oh, you want me to cut your hair? Here, I'm going to cut out this gingerbread man. War.

War. It looks like shit. Yeah. Don't come at me. Yeah, I got right. Anything to cut ever again. Steadiest of rock. Yeah, but I shoot with this one.

You know, they couldn't make that movie today, Sean. Every time, every time Blazing Saddles comes up, you have to talk about how they couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. And then you've got to pat yourself on the back. They couldn't make Blazing Saddles comes up, you have to talk about how they couldn't make blazing saddles today. And then you've got to pat yourself on the back. They couldn't make blazing saddles today. And then you look around and see if anybody says why. Isn't and they're a pod person. Then you kill them. Right. Because only that's an alien like blade runner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, to find out whether they're right in the reboot. It's just me going, you know, if we watch blazing saddles and then I say to the replicant, you know, they couldn't make that

movie today. Right. And if they don't go, they don't understand. A knowing, yeah, right. They don't go, you're right, they couldn't make that movie today. Right. They go, what do you mean? They're trying to figure out like pop. That's a good test. Good test. Oh God Good test Maybe you're right about culture not being genetically related. Maybe it's just how to be as annoying as possible. That's what sticks Okay, here's one And this you don't make marriage Let me go back a little bit

You said that how women don't have a concept of a way of sound terrible. You know, whatever you like, in the object direction, in doing out the room. Is the phone in the mail? How does that be in that here, and they're going forward, for the way? Yeah.

No, that's already been something that this is now for years. I got to give it all the time. But now, what's made it even fucking worse, as I've been on our side, they're sounding curious, well, maybe if I didn't ask, we have to wear. I know! I'm fucking it! We're even more thinking of in the neighborhood. I was almost bit to see her pee themselves, and they're looking at it because they're speaking very quietly. And I was like, I can't think and hear them speak of bitch. Stand in.

Uh, walking ahead of you and don't turn to next L.A. road rage. Whenever that happens. Women women might as well with this mask shit. Women might as well be walking around with socks in their mouths. I can't fucking here. We went to pick up some food yesterday. Yeah.

And the guy asked for bags. And then I hear him say, A's girl said something and he said, what? And I was like, oh, honey, this mask thing is like, I'm, sir, please let me apologize for you having to ask what it's said. We're not used to the masks yet. And she's got a whole problem with the volume already. You know, sorry to have to put you through that. The easiest, the easiest, you know, frequencies to eliminate are the highs. They don't go through really anything. Like our upper mids and highs give us clarity and location. That's why you have two, it's a different arrival times at your ears.

Low frequencies are almost omnidirectional. So you, that's why. That's why I'm saying it's genetic. So what I'm saying is, by covering your mouth, you don't get the clarity, and you also don't necessarily know, you can't pick out quite as easily where it's coming from. Yeah.

So it could be like, what was that person over there, and you just hear this, or so you're not getting any kind of diction, you're not getting the location. You got a mask on yeah hey dick hey Sean hey Christian from Texas what's up making me a rage this week is

people that watch joe rogan podcast and then like think that there's some kind of super intellectual like i have a friend that yeah watch joe rogan thing with Edward Snowden. And he just keeps running. He's like really weird talking points about geopolitics.

And I was like, dude, I'm going to be honest with you. I really don't care about any of that. I don't care about what's going on in Poland and Turkey. Don't really give a shit. I understand what you're saying. The words you're saying, they seem pretty intuitive to me. You don't need to tell me that. He goes, well, what do you mean you're not interested in geopolitics? If you're not interested in geopolitics, what do you do in man? Man, I can't work on my own shit.

You're gonna use to for some reason i gotta go to school and i have a job also and now with the lock down to do the fine time somehow to also do nothing during all this i really give a fuck about whole and why so many people give a fuck about politics

i don't know here uh... i can this was a common you literally cannot change what's happening in Poland you cannot change what's happening in Poland or turkey there is absolutely nothing you can do about that

and why bother isn't coming from a man evasion say man from a guy who's but can financing a Mercedes that you can't afford and will

and he listens to the show but you know it's about you go fuck yourself what about the fact that car, man. Well, what about Paul and it sounds like, well, let Germany take Paul and.

Yeah. It sounds like a, it sounds like the guy just got interested in something that was on Rogan's podcast. Like it just like peaked his interest. And so he, you know how people just, they wanna just like preach to the, you know, their friends. The kids learn about dinosaurs. Like, I just, Uncle, you know about, you know, their friends. The kids learn about dinosaurs.

Like, I just, Uncle, you know about, I know. You know, tell you about this dinosaur. Like, yeah, go ahead and then they're, they're 50 and they're like, hey, I just learned about Poland. Let me tell you about 50. Like, man, fuck off. I listen to you. Somebody listen to you shit about dinosaurs.

Was that not good enough for you? Yeah, I was in, you had, you had five years to talk about this shit. No one cares. Have you ever listened to Rogan? Yeah, I don't know that I've ever listened to a whole podcast, but I've caught him on YouTube and stuff where they break it down and blah, blah, blah, blah.

But yeah, I think he's a good, I like his interviews when he has really interesting people on, like I won't click on it if it's not a gas too, I think might be interesting or something, but I was shocked. I listened to him on it if it's not a guess to I think is like might be interesting or something, but yeah. I was shocked. I listened to him on the Alex Schoenstein and that was it. I've never listened to him before that.

I was shocked at how retarded he sounded. Oh, yeah, was he? Yeah, he sounded. Well, the last time I heard him was like the man show, era. So when I heard him now, I was, did he do the, he did the reboot of the man show. Oh, he did. He didn't do it. I didn't even see it. Yeah. Now listening to him now, like did the reboot of the mansion. Oh, he did. I didn't even see it. Yeah.

Now listening to him now, he looked like a toe and it looks like he's all twisted up in his body. I was shocked. I was expected a little more clarity. He sounded punchy. He sounded punchy. You know? I don't know.

There's ones that I've seen where he was. He had a guy on who was, he was talking about basically that everything can be everything like your gender confl- like and it was like, and Rogan with a very, you know, like a layman's knowledge of, you know, he does have, you know, some stuff, it was just like he was just asking questions and like the guy couldn't handle it. He's like, somehow he started to leap that it's like, you must be wanting to discriminate against people who want to identify as a woman. Who is like, no, I'm just telling you, there were no differences between men and women.

All answers were right. Nobody actually knows anything. And it was like, the guy was highly educated. But it was like, but his, just kind of like his, I don't know, personal fears or agenda, you know, was like front and center. And he was trying to justify that with his education. And Rogan just kind of like asked questions

and the guy just looked worse and worse and worse. And I was like, that was a really fucking good interview. I get this I have this weird image of all the jock guys. Like when Rogan was a super jock and all about MMA. Yeah. Well, there is. I mean, he's still a, you know, an announcer and all that kind of stays. Yeah, but he was in your face before when he was on Fear Factor. Yeah, he was like 25 or 30 and so I just imagine him going around with a bunch of like mussely guys all the time his whole life. They were all like, that's the crew, like the muscle boys, the muscle dummies who were

all about what kind of like protein refinements they can make to their workout supplements. Yeah, you know, the crew I'm talking about. And then Joe Rogan, they got old, Joe Rogan got old, and now he's like an intellectual muscle dummy. You know, he's like, all right, now we're going to flex our brain muscles and talk about other dimension. Here's the PMT. The only thing that I ever heard about Joe Rogan, because I didn't, you know, I didn't, it wasn't, I started to see him again. I remember Fear Factor, but I remember starting to see him again a lot

when I started watching MMA. So I was like, oh, this is like what he's doing now. I knew he was a kickboxer and all that kind of stuff. And, but I had always heard people say, they're like, you know, that guy's really smart. Like, if you ever talked to him, and like, I never, I never thought that. I was, I was like, oh, I didn't know he had that side to him because I, it was like fear factor.

He was a host, whatever. So, but apparently, like, he's had that reputation. People have said that they're like, no, dude, that guy, no shit. Yeah, he seems smart. Yeah. I don't know. It's fun. He's the smartest guy fucking ever. I find that culture silly, like funny. Yeah, okay. Now it's all like instead of lifting weights and maximizing gains, now it's like, we've got to maximize our human experience.

That's, yeah. Bro, it's alphabane. Same flex, same weird flexing. Yeah. Like, yo, man, you got to deconstructivize the Polish experience. That's what I'm here to do. I heard this interesting bit on Rogan.

God, man. He's more mellow than that. But the fear on time. I know he's mellow, like if, like he's, that's being doped, like he's having a stroke, but he's stone 24, seven. Yeah, like he's constantly stoneed. Yeah.

Okay, here we go. Hey, Deick, patient. Hey, what's up? What's up, man? You don't know mixing your rage. I'm gonna tell you. All right. My daughter and I are getting braces at the exact same time because now that I'm Mr. Moneybags, I can fuck it. Oh, it's hard. What? Bitch. Yeah, she's scared. So it has a good and loving father. I tell her, you know what? we're in together. I tell you what pumpkin.

I will let since we're doing this together at the same time I will let you choose the color of both of our bands. Oh We do manage will do this this whole thing together and she's so excited. We go in to get our rubber bands and the little wires replaced. I go in first, let you guys, what color do you want? And I said, well, that's up to my daughter. She looks at my daughter, dead in the eyes, and says, the color of the month is rainbow. Oh my God.

Maybe it's a little bit too much faith in the system. Oh, but your daughter didn't even fuck you. It's the My daughter goes. Yeah, we're doing that. We're doing rainbow. Oh, no, she puts the bands on My daughter's turn to sit in the chair That guy's just whipping out their dicks at him on the street opening Everything's coming along. We'll see you in two months. Oh Her bands he band goes oh no we're just checking her

so now i'm walking around looking like i thought that unicorns dick for two months and the worst part is my daughter look we get in the car my eyes i see them you know it really thinks that and i think she's gonna say that you look like a F-Sler

Good well pumpkin she was I noticed when she was putting those in she didn't even do a pattern It's all just kind of whatever I look in the mirror There's no sense of it. So not only do I look like I sucked a unicorn's dick. It's just a mad artistic rainbow. And they I called and they won't fucking change it to say that's cosmetic. We're not gonna do that. No, just break on to your idiot. Don't tell the truth. So he's talking about the rubber bands. See,'t even think they did like the bonded brackets with the, like I thought we thought everything was kind of like in vis-align. And vis-align's more expensive.

Well, I know, but I think they do it for kids. I kind of thought, well, yeah, but what about him? Well, I mean, I don't know. I don't understand the choices that I just, I kind of thought that everybody, everybody had kind of gone to that sort of as old. Yeah, that kind of system. It's more expensive. Well, I'm sure I always knew it was.

I just thought it had come that far to where it's like, okay, everybody makes that. I think it's like two grand. When I went and got, I had to get my jaw, my face cut open. Why did they do it? I think you were fucked up. Where did they do the cutting? Yeah. Right here, you can? Where did they do the cutting?

Right here, you can feel it behind the brackets. Okay, show him, I never even asked you. No, I remember. My mouth used to be, my nose was back. My face was from a five millimeters back that way. You look slightly different than you used to. Like you can tell, it was a noticeable, but subtle change. So that's a good ball ball before.

And my jaw line kept growing and got all fucked up because I was grinding my teeth and they put this stupid, they put this orthodontious shit on there that fucked my teeth all up. I don't work forever. And they're like, oh yeah, your teeth are fucked. Your jaw's all fucked up and kept growing. You look like Leno.

So they had to do the, the the braces first to line the teeth up first before they cut the jaw open at my nose from ear to ear basically. That's the front of my face. Like, how do they get no fucking lot? Because when I went in for the surgery, they tried my lips open like the predator. Okay, okay. What? No, okay.

Because I was like, okay, because I was like, you have no scars on you. I was like, they're going through the wrong. So they pull my lip open like the predator and then they cut, there's a scar along my teeth line. They cut into that and then they pull that face up even more. And then they start through with a dremel, put a thing in, crank the that and then they pulled that face up even more. Yeah, so they can get on the rod through with a dremel, put a thing in, crank the thing and then bracketed it back in.

Yeah, wow. With the plates. I can feel the plates. No shit. Anyway, when I went in first to get, God, that was years ago now. Yeah, that was before the biggest problem. Yeah.

When I went in to get that, the braces before that, they have to line the teeth up before they do this. They move the, yeah. They said, oh yeah, well, here's the braces and you gotta wear them for this long. Like, sorry, it really sucks. And I said, can you do in vis-a-line? I don't wanna, like, you can pop them out.

I've had braces before, I don't want it. They cut your mouth all up and you look like an asshole. Oh God, they really, yeah. Yeah. People are putting rainbows shit in their mouth. You know, I think badly popped the invisalign's out and see, because, well, it's really expensive. It's a lot more expensive.

So, well, how much? Cause I'll find out. And then she comes back, it goes, it's $1,500. I think, are you fucking, you were gonna let me, you were gonna let me get the crummy kind over $1,500? Like, not to, well, I mean, not to brag, but I would go get a credit card today if I didn't have this money.

Just to make sure you could, yeah. Yeah, are you a fucking idiot? Why would you, why would you stick me? Why would you stick anyone? You're telling me everybody who comes in here and comes out with braces is over, you don't give them the option. Well, like, yeah.

You have to go look it up. You, yeah, you should be telling, regardless of how much money you think they have, you should be saying, this is this much and this is this much. And let them make a choice. Again, the more information you have. How much more expensive?

I don't even know. 10 grand? Yeah. 20? 15. Yeah. $1,100. Yeah.

Horace, actually. Yeah. Horace, actually. Yeah. That's what happened there. Jesus. No pattern. The bitch doesn't remember Roy G. Biv. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't the first thought.

Yeah. Put my put a rainbow. It's not a fucking rainbow if there's not a pattern. Is it? No. Just a mess. No. The pattern of the month is rainbow.

A rainbow doesn't mean a bunch of colors. It's a specific fucking phenomenon. That always looks exactly the same. Right. No, it looks like he wants to, he's got a rain blow in there. He goes and tells the wrong part of town. No, man. There's a gelato, Jerry.

He's pissed. I gotta say, this might be be this episode might be where I stopped listening. You have this guy on here talking about the coronavirus and the joke and then talking about antidepressants. The keep-boxers. Yeah. With completely false fucking perceptions of what they are. I know I know. Who cares? I know. We're the guy saying we didn't land on the moon. It was before I got into the presence, but I feel more even killed.

That changed me one bit. Sean, I'm still the same asshole in many ways. I know, I know, Yarr. So am I. It's like, you can't say it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll tell you if there's a little bit, bit push back but you're fucking agreeing with this. Like 100% full stop like the coronavirus is serious and now it's a hoax. Oh, this, this

fucking like like trying to make your rain better because you got double the shit hand chemically. They're supposed to be drinking on antidepressants like this guy clearly I don't feel good every day but it helps even me out uh... you are you supposed to be drinking this much and i did presence and the label does it say drink as much as you want while you're doing this

now it's not a you know it's not a good idea not recommended not not to drink to excess but no i believe you know, I get we said, I've said this stuff on the on the show where it's like, here's the, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I do. I'm taking it. And it's, it's whenever I'm going to make an analogy, I think people's perception of them is that you have, you have a, a good athlete taking performance enhancing drugs. What they are is a prosthetic leg.

It's not as good as the real thing. Oscar Pistorius, you run faster. But you got to shot it looking like a wife. But you got to shot it looking normal wearing jeans. That's what it fucking is. And you need to smuggle boots. Believe me, they don't take your problems away. It's the best results are in the anti-depressants

if you need them with therapy. Because what is taking a pill, what is taking a pill teach you? Nothing. And this is nothing about yourself. At this point, I think if I went out into the middle of the desert and put my bucket over my head to dampen the sound, And I whispered very quietly, one person on the earth who's taking antidepressants doesn't need to be.

Yeah. There would be a mob. There would hear a thunderous heard of fatsoes who are getting the most exercise they've ever gotten in their life by running out to tell me that their personal relationship with drugs is something that I don't know anything about. I don't know. Oh, you know what I'm doing, you know what I'm doing? Well, yeah, all of them, like I heard,

like a thunderous herd of people who want you to know about their fucking identities. So badly. Just knowing what I know and what I've done and things like that, I would go use as, I would put the drugs as the last resort, really. I would try to take care of it in multiple other ways. If you can't.

Like other drugs. For example. Like other drugs. Like an illicit drugs. But they can, for the right people, I'm sure they are for the right price. I'm sure they're very overprescribed. You know, under the right conditions, I think they're an incredibly useful tool that's been useful for me in order to have kind of a little more of a stable jumping off point.

But believe me, you can, you can feel terrible. You can feel, you can feel terrible, you can feel, you can feel all the, I have no new emotions. I want to see like a fat Albert episode where he goes to the doctor and has prescribed anti-dipresence. We're fat Albert. Yeah. I need it.

I need this out here. Well, that's because of the Cosby kids. There's one of the things that I'm able to weigh in. I mean, fat Albert, fat Albert, I'm taking anti-depressants would most likely get, in turn into double morbidly obese Albert. Because that's one of the fucking, that's just one of the many lovely side effects that people get from anti-depressants. There's a, there's a ton of them. All right, here we go. Maybe this is, maybe with two more.

No. Hey, Dick, I, uh. I'm a delivery driver for UPS. So I haven't had any time off during this whole pandemic. No, definitely not. I'm working more. It's like Christmas. I'm working in six days a week, which is fine because if nothing else is going on, I might as well work more and make it some extra money.

But my rage is that I'm working so much. And then I come home and I go on Twitter, I go on Facebook or whatever. And all these people are fucking complaining that if anything's opened up, but we're all gonna die. Everybody's gonna die. But it's gonna catch us there. They're gonna die.

Yeah. So I'm just saying, the fear is, it's fine to do that. It's fine for this guy. It's fine for this guy to die. And deliver them their dumb shit, their dumb crazy order up. I know, because they can't find anything. You're right. You're right. I can find some of that Navy because they can't put out risk. It's almost like they're okay with making one might

Just stay at home. Well fuck me. I can die right yeah, and way go fuck your Yeah, you're essential. So if you could yeah, how in you know, people's lives are it's an inverse relationship between you know people's Lives and how inconvenienced somebody is or how you're right I mean, it's like we're shutting it down. We're not shutting down Amazon. I'm yeah, I'm really this is really That's I really need this right now your life dwindling dwindling dwindling and importance people can't go out there Gonna die Yeah, I need my shit. I need my I need my Chinese food for the fourth time this week. Right. What about me?

Mm-hmm. One more. This is a peep, the PPP is the guy who said I was not a white supremacist. Yeah, right. He was, he made me a man. I'm upset about it. Was that the, I think he wanted me to let my followers know that you are not a white supremacist.

You're a big fat phony. Well, I mean, I don't, he said, if I, he asked if I support a white ethno state and I said, I love Israel. I don't know what, I mean, I don't wanna tell. I don't wanna tell. I mean, I don't live there. I want you, if you fat, if you fat idiots

can figure out how to make your own little ethno state go for it, but you guys kinda can't But you guys can't really keep anything going. I think this is an impression of him that somebody said. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, I did world-fettest Canadian PTP. People talking about that. See, a comedian? I've got a rage for you, buddy.

You're so old. You're so old, man. You're doing Canadian. You need to say sorry for being a top over you on the potato flamethrower. Oh, I forget my youthful shutdown. Oh, yeah, little Chicago in there. So he calls into Nick's check. He calls in to Nick's dream to argue with me. Sorry. And I don't call it a debate because I think debating is stupid. If, I mean, it's entertaining debates. I mean, for people not in them, usually.

Maybe. I don't think so. I like arguing and shouting matches and calling people fat, like that kind of interactions. Well, I don't really like debates. I don't watch them. All right, well, I'll go with you on that. I mean, we know if I did a show and you did a show, you would make more money than my show would. Let's say, let's say that we do know what I'm going to take people to debate show. Yeah.

Where they debated people. And one of us had a show about arguing and shouting and making fun of fat people. Okay. Okay. I think we know which one we might know which one would win. I agree with you. So he comes on Nick's show, immediately starts dropping F slurs. PPP. Yeah. Oh boy. And like, you can't, you will get immediately, like what YouTube, like what are you doing?

Why are you, why do you, yeah. And then, man, fights every battle. Every fucking battle. About five hours, he says that Nick should embrace that because he's a free, like these guys use free speech. Absolute, it's like, it means just torch your life. So you say the F-slar. Free speech is not about the N word.

It's not, that's, it's really not. I just, it's about criticizing the government. Like, I can't, the floor is important, but it's not nearly as important as the idea. And it really, like, that's what I, I really try to deal with what is. I get the like, idealistic arguments, you should be able to say any word

and have zero repercussions happen to you. I know that is truly, I mean, I don't even know if I agree with that. Well, I mean, but that was you and me argued about that a lot. But I mean, I'm saying like, I get, I understand the concept, but like it's, you're dealing with other people with who all have different issues and triggers

or whatever you wanna say. I'm just dealing, I try to deal in the real world. And, you know, maybe just don't fight this one little battle so that you can comment on the bigger things. Like I'm not upset that people get kicked off YouTube for hate speech, I'm upset that you can't sue YouTube for it. Yeah, okay. Because that's a right.

That's the right, the right to free speech comes from the court and the suit. It doesn't come from not being able to say the N word. Like it comes from your right under the freedom of economic association or whatever, right to pursue happy. It comes from that. You need to be able to seek for dress. That's what is, that's what is the core of this, not the N word.

So anyway, he comes in dropping F-slurs all because he can't control himself. Obviously he's 400 pounds. Obviously he can't control himself, right? Good point. And then not five hours later, his own YouTube channel gets nuked for, I don't, no one knows why, except for him.

Well, I mean, Josh clearly was running some kind of a scam. It was me. Another thing I did while I was passed out drunk, I was able to rally my capos, you, to delete some fat idiots YouTube channel. I always think people think that you're much more, I don't know, prolifics, not the right word, but you're much more hands-on all the time, sitting in it in the back cave.

And you are, it's like, no, he's fucking wasted on the couch right now watching somebody's twitch stream. He's not fucking with your channel. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching.

I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. So he goes in like he's such a spaz. He goes and immediately gets his own account torched and then immediately starts complaining that other people are doing like, man, what are you talking about? You can't keep it together for 10 minutes.

Just you can make this real easy. Don't drop the F's. Stop. 10 times in the first 38 seconds. Like that's get to the bigger picture you know that you're doing it too. Yeah well. He's a real friend. That was his big moment going a big stream.

Yeah. It made fun of for being fat for a huge hour off. It's such a dick off. A key for the social security in the house is on the new project too. Oh God. You can just say story for all that That'd be great if that Paul is you be by Monday. I'm gonna drown my All the apologize Everyone knows how good I am at apologizing. I apologize. Yes, you are right. All right. Maybe one more holy shit

I even have one more do you know I want to play them all Maybe one more holy shit. I even have one more do you know I want to play them all Mass oh here we go back to basics Hey guys, I gotta rage for you. So Doesn't work to stand next to a guy at a urinal right? Yes, there's more there's more things I stopped that I stopped at quite free one and they've got a pillar with four urinals on each of the four sides, with no walls. So, that's a word problem. The next two guys, oh you got to look at me. I, and of course, his jokes flopped and then it's if he's lucky. What the hell kind of you know, that's even worse than when if you got a stand at the back

Because the other ones are all broken because those are the ones that people use so now you're staring at a pillar With your sides exposed with your flanks open. Oh, and you have no idea you got your hands on your junk There's a You're not here and some back it just walk up and Steer, you're not here. Frank so I'm back. I just walk up and I have a gander. And I wouldn't even know he was coming. No, I didn't take today.

Vulnerable, at least put a drop in so we can all stand. Shank me while I was taking a piss. Anyway, thank you guys. Yeah, I know there are some weird, there are some weird, urinal situations designed by a psychopath. Well, I've had women that were, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the

world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the

world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world, I had a lot of fun with the world and it was a giant circle. Yeah, I fucking circle with like water coming down like so you're literally like and there's a thing kind of in the middle But you're fucking weird pissing at each other like I mean or just like I don't you know, I like your hands are just getting coated Fucking weird. Yeah, who the fuck got this was a good idea who needed to innovate in this game It's like somebody lied their way into being the architect for even the for a bathroom. Even the trough. I understand, but I've seen that ring pisser. Be so weird. Just put a bucket on the ground. It's so weird. Bucked. Have you been to October fest? Did we start Beerfest. Oh yeah. So October Fest, they got these, they got these, it feels like you're getting loaded up

onto a train to Auschwitz. When you go to the bathroom there, it's so tight and so efficient. So did it Munich? Yeah, that'd be a dog out. Well, get in there, you get in and you load up, like you're in a sci-fi movie and they're and you're just being born out of like a chamber The way it's so it's perfect. Yeah, there's no exposure. It's all individual urine. I your rhinos

Well, they are they are so fucking efficient. It's beautiful. No, there the simplistic elegances is it's I love German cars for that reason like it's like it fucking it's it functions so beautifully Yeah, and that's John not you know microphones are like that too German people that have a long Long history of well, I don't you know what maybe maybe maybe there was a yeah, maybe those um, what do you call it? German? No, what do we call it? No, what are the people used to say like Lindbergh was one What's the genetic superiority that fuck? What's the term? What's the term? It's racism. Yeah, well, was that the term you're looking for? What term are you looking for? It was, uh, oh god, it's on the tip of my tongue. It was like in the early kind of night, early, early 1900s. No, no, no, no, no, not for knowledge. You got to admit, somebody's gonna have it.

What do you call it? I don't know. Are you Korean? No, you'll know in a second. It's like a pseudo-scientific term for, you know, it's during people's, oh god, I don't even feel it. This is a pump that don't. This is, you're having a stroke right now.

I think I am. What do you, what's the point? No, it's on the tip of my tongue. Okay. Oh, fuck it, I don't know. You don't know it. What was the point of Lindbergh? Eugenics.

There you go. Thank you. Yeah, Eugenics. That was worth it, people, wasn't it? It actually was. God. See, that's how I know we've been going three and a half hours. That's how I know my brain is done.

All right, goodbye, everybody. Goodbye. It works so well up to that point. Oh, wow. That was. How's the chat? Let me talk to the chat for a second. I see a lot of people.

What's up? Fuck Dick, he has a tiny face. Oh, man. Who's in there? Moderate? Get, get, get, get, get, get, get. get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get We're dealing with people who will order fake pizzas to the wrong house and then email you their seat as a prank That's that's a pretty fucking stupid prank We need a better class of villains. Yeah, not impressive. Yeah, I Know that you'll like that one dick used that epic come back

Themself that epic come back to himself. People are making fake accounts of my name. Oh good. Yeah, staring out. Somebody's doing that with me. Downvotes. It's really weird. I wonder who it is.

How many pizza parlors? Oh God. The Medicare PPP fight was so funny. It was so fucking funny. We should have Medicare on. I would love to. Did you talk to him a long time ago, right? Why do you ban people? Because they're annoying.

What do you mean? Why do you ban people? I don't. Nobody talks to me. No, that guy. No, I know. Why do you ban me? Why did you ban me? I was just speaking truth to me. No, that guy. No, I know. Why do you ban me? Why did you ban me? I was just speaking truth to power.

Mm-hmm. Am I under arrest? No, you're doing it in an annoying manner, I guess. I don't know. I've definitely don involved in this stuff. It's really, I mean, it is entertaining to me unless it goes too far. I don't want things to go.

I don't want fucking people to get seriously fucked with where it's dangerous or costs somebody their job or cut. I mean, well, everybody knows the playbook that they always run on me. It's make, make fun of Dick. Make fun of Dick, that doesn't work. Yeah. Because you're not as good as at making fun of me as I am. Well, and you mean that's the whole. You also don't respond to a lot of the things that would get other people to stop.

Yeah. Oh, here. I got, I got. Yeah. I mean, that was kind of a good joke, but here's how I would have done it. And I also don't care. I also don't care. Like you guys are, you guys are using phrases that, um, I don't think I even used when I was a kid, like alpha and Chad, like, I'm four years old. Yeah. I know. Yeah. This is, uh, I don't give a fuck about the alpha beta dichotomy. I know. I think it's funny when Jesse Lee Peterson does it because he's being an animal. Well, it's also funny because so many animal groups,

like that doesn't, like the alpha can be a female. You know what I like? Like the hyenas. The female's have penis. Happens and cats happens in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in families too. Uh, like a lot of it. That's part of it.

Yeah, it's, it's just funny. Like they don't even know what they're saying a lot of the time. But then it's always, it's hit me, that making fun of them didn't work. Whoops. So let's moralize. Actually, actually, it's that you're a bad person. Actually, you have a rape list. Actually all these things and you're a thief and a criminal.

Like, okay, that doesn't work. Well, actually he's boring. It's not funny. It's just so that doesn't work. Well, that's the one that's got to get to you. Yeah, right? It should. Boring.

Boring. I'll dare you. And then it's, well, none of that worked. So let's get his girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every fucking time. Right. Oh, I fucking want, I wonder where this one's going.

I wonder where this round is going. Every fucking time. Yep. Yeah. Well, to be continued. Yeah, to be. Hey guys, I'm trying to romanticize a woman. Should I tell her my eyes hurt and then call her an angel?

Well, I mean, yes, you should start there. What did you plan on telling her about your mastery of the blade? About your geopolitical positions? I've gotten bad news for you spaghetti boys. PPP is the kind of person who enters a video chat and immediately turns off, Oh, yeah, the fact I did that. He turned off the webcam or something. Yeah. Yeah. He came in looking

like King Hippo and then shut off the feed real quick. So, oh, did you, oh, you're, you're blacking out the screen. You got to sit back. I think I was the new manuma guy. Scoot back. You're too close to the, I see nothing but black. The camera can't focus. Yeah. Aren't you meant to be comedians, see? It's supposed, that's a version of your boring. I have never identified myself once as a comedian.

That's just all you're doing. Exactly, the last thing I consider myself as a comedian. Oh God. It's sad to me that you guys are, you can do better than this. You can learn. You can do better. Go home and think about what you've done. Think about what you've done.

You forget. I've had, you forget how long I've been on the internet. 2005, taking a threat, like I've heard you're on the internet. These things built before that, though. Oh, 2005 was never better than I'm sure you're going to pass words. You've had small dick. You've had 15 years of every insult they can hurt. When I say make me feel something, I fucking mean it. Did you take that heat from Spurgs frantically mashing on their keyboards, then fucking with me while I'm working outside?

It's, oh, thank you, Dick, for, thank you, Dick, that you take the heat from Spurgs, frantically mashing on it. Well, it's funny. It's entertainment. These guys are doing this for free. When you cut a promo with Ralph for the PPP fight? Yeah, sure. If it's really happening,

we've all been on the internet this long. You have not been on the internet in the same way I have. No, that's just fucking haven't. Yeah, that's the, I mean, right. Some people have been on the internet for 15 years as a lightning rod. And other people have been active on the internet in talking forums and all that kind of stuff.

It's like, yeah, it's friends. It's not, it's just, it's not the same thing. It can't be the same thing. No. That's why we are all here. I've been, I've been using it since 96. Yeah. Well, I know, it's so have you, right?

I mean, Oh, no, he's even, I don't, right? I mean, I've been on it. We had the same experience then. Yeah, you're right. You also had thousands of people telling you you have a small dick and you can't get laid constantly. You're right. All right, I gotta go to the store.

Oh yeah, okay, bye, bye, bye. Bye everyone. Alright, I gotta go to the store. Oh yeah, okay, bye, bye, bye. Bye everyone.