The Dick Show - Episode 207 - Dick on Premature Celebrations

Episode Date: May 19, 2020

I am confronted for not wearing a mask, Screwy Louie comes in to talk about the virgin contest, MC Jarbo talks about his new album, "Chronicles of a Cuck", Poe's Law, the white trash cycle, deer-kin, fat moms, the mental patients who run the world, how to be a finance, an army of contact tracers, The Fed starts buying ETFs, the THOT Patroler, the new Black Cat, sick health officials, and how to make a non-racist AI; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

You ever have one of those days where you try to remember when the last day was that you didn't drink and then you stopped because the game isn't fun anymore. Yeah. I didn't, yeah, yesterday, oh yeah, day before yesterday, yeah, for sure. No, they're right. Day before, yeah, I didn't drink the day before that, didn't, yeah, you did. Oh, okay, this game isn't funny more. Yeah, I didn't drink as much the day before that.

Yeah, you did, that's when you started. Oh, yeah. I remember. I remember I'm thinking I'll ask you. Yeah. If you can remember one of five. One of five, you're doing okay. One of five. You gotta go back Saturday.

One out of five. One out of five. Thursday, Wednesday, that Tuesday's a maybe. A strong, a soft maybe. Maybe I don't wanna look into evidence for. Not even a hard maybe. Not even a hard maybe. Not even a hard maybe.

That's, yeah, that's a please let me go. That's unfortunate. Yeah, tell me about it. Well, that's the celebration day. When I post the episode every Tuesday. Oh, yeah, restart the clock. That's right. Celebrate, time to celebrate. day when I post the episode every Tuesday. Oh, yeah. Restart the clock. That's right. Celebrate.

Time to celebrate. It's 10 in the morning. Time to pick new Twitter fights or whatever you do. Whatever you do these days. Have you been talking that? No. No, I wouldn't miss very much. Oh, really?

This last week was more eventful. Last week was more eventful. Yeah. Last week was the eventful. Yeah. Last week was the peak of, you fighting with that PPP guy or whatever? Well, I've been trying to, but he won't call it. PPP. PPP.

Yeah, PPP. PPP, three P's. Not one of them stands for penis. Yeah. Pussy, pussy, um, he's funny, but he won't call it. I don't know. He seems content with just getting his streams struck down by compulsively using gamer language, like the F-slaur,

the N-slaur, the K-slaur. Because he just, he doesn't understand why, either, apparently, huh? It's, you know. I don't know if it's part of the bit or what? I find it very engineering though. Well, I love the sound of his voice. You might give people too much credit saying things like,

bit, like he might just do that. Like so many things, the word bit and troll has been diluted to a mere grunting. Yeah, like all words. True. Oh, now we're using this to describe pretty much whatever. Yeah, popular usage for better or worse, usually for worse,

changes the specificity of word meanings. Yeah, adoption has never improved anything. Yeah, only diluted in any way. I've got some big, I've got big blue balls this week. You do. We all just go right into that. Yeah, why not? We got Louis and Studio too. Wow, that's hot. YouTube is up. Yeah, of course it is. Yeah. What's up? You want to get new? You love to get into, you got it? It's a show! Where is the contest?

Come to your life, or a mountain bunker deep in the hardest city of the figure in my house, stick, my asses, and AK, the $20 million man for America's worst Mexican, 57. Weeks running with me as always is world touring LA-based comedian, Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, dick.

How you doing, man? You feeling a little beat down by life, returning back from this endless summer vacation that is quarantine, you're feeling a little born down, beat down, that knows I am. Yeah. I mean, I've been doing remote sessions, so I feel almost like it's somewhat back to normal for me. So I've been going in the studio and, you know, recording something about it, something

about this creep, something about this creeping depression is getting worse. And every congratulations if you're not living in comi fornia outside of l.a. or new york and you can get back to your life of drinking and hooring and behaving inappropriately with married women but for the for the coast specifically we empathize with you we are similarly locked up and indefinitely uh... that that's how it is the rest of the country's open up and we're fucked. Yeah, I'm not sure.

I know some states are. Yeah, I don't know where. I don't where the most. I know Michigan was pretty restrictive. They've lifted a lot, haven't they? Yeah. People are sending me pictures of them sitting in a bar drinking.

And I'm like, really, there's some bars open and stuff. All over the place. They're going nuts. Yeah. They're going nuts. Yeah. They're going nuts. I got to get out of here. We're thinking of just leaving. I can't fucking turn it up. It'd be pretty good.

It'd be a pretty good bit for the show. Yeah, that's my, one of my bits is I'm insane. I'm like, yeah, yeah. Well, go travel around. You know, that's all. I'll hold the fort down here and you can travel around and we'll find out, you know, we'll find your, your many adventures with inappropriate things with, you know, probably married women across America.

That's the tour. You want to live in America. You want to live in my house and pretend to be me while I'm gone. You can have a little tape on mustache. Can I wear your bathrobes? Yeah, I have the multiple. I bet you do. I have multiple bathrobes.

Yeah, I've been multiple. I bet you do. I have multiple bathrobes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I have big blue balls. YouTube is still waiting. What do you mean YouTube is still waiting? Oh, the fucking go live thing didn't work. Thank you, Riley. Thank you for texting me, you motherfucker. There, there, now I sit.

You got sound in there? Okay, cool. Yeah, sound. Louie is in here. Louie, Louie is in there. Okay, cool. That sound. Louis is in here. Louis, screwy Louis is in here. The big man, the big man with big news. One of the virgins. How long did it, when is the first time we met you on the show,

Sean, can you enable his mic for just a moment? When is the first time we were introduced to you and your antics and your past and your horrible, horrible problem? So the first time you guys admit me was at Vegas, actually. When was that? That was, oh God, that would have been in a long time. You're a go.

A lot of you're a go. July, June. 10 months ago. Yeah. Brought up on stage because of his, it does seem like longer because every day is a thousand years. Yeah. Under lockdown.

That was when we met you as one of the three virgins, right? Yeah. Yeah. Um, under lockdown. That was when we met you as one of the three virgins. Yep. Right. Yeah. You, Tray and men and men and fuck face and fuck face. Right. Tray, we know, got the seal, the deal. He did. He did. The go month or two ago. Tray is the unknown of the three. He's, he's the quiet beetle. Yeah. You know, as it were, we don't know the, we don't know all that much about Tray. Do we know? Although he was the toxic mean game of shit though. Does beetle. Yeah. You know, as it were, we don't know the, we don't know all that much about tray, do we? No, I don't think so. Although he was the toxic mean game of shit though. Does he?

Yeah. So he's a real ball buster when it comes to men. Oh, I don't know how he speaks to women. He probably sends them all sorts of simpering texts about how they make him feel. I don't know, he got a real. He got a real. Beta, beta male, not like me.

Suck my cock, bitch, that's the only thing I ever text. Anything else is lie. Then that's when, so you were our three virgins. Trey, as we know, got laid. I think he bought a hooker. I didn't even ask if it was a man or a woman. He could have been, he could have bought a male hooker. And people had problems with it, right?

He's still a virgin. It's like, no, no, he isn't. He bought some people, some people buy a political position. Some people do a grassroots thing and work their way, like the end result is the end result. Yeah, it's just DLC for your life. Yeah, I didn't earn this, whatever the old fashioned way. You know, this is the oldest fashioned way.

Actually, this is the return to tradition. All of you fucking trad wing nuts with your weird ideas about women and family. This is the, this is paleo tradition. I fuck hores. That's what I do. You and your weird marriage and all these other things are this new, fangled thing. I'm old school traditional.

Okay, so Louis, you have a big announcement to make too. You are virgin number two to cross the finish line. You got laid. Yes, I am. You did it. He was virgin number two. We're virgin number two. Yeah. Um, do you have better pants now? So this whole thing doesn't have to happen. I actually look what good came out of it though.

Those pants actually do not like the zipper doesn't work. And I literally cannot wear those pants anymore. Now that you've gotten laid, you can't wear pants anymore. Are you changed? Well, they're like different. You lost a flash drive, right? Is that what happens? That's what I happen with those pants.

Do you feel different? I do feel different. I feel a lot more confident. Yes, Goddamn right. Just be true. Yeah. Because when I look at the divergence and I look at the discord

and I look at what I see people talk about online and stuff, it seems to me that there is like, there's this question of, oh, can I get laid? And until it happens, you don't know. But now, like, there's no question about it. Like, yeah, I can do it. I know for sure. And it happens once. It happens again.

Yeah, that's right. So look at all this. Look at how wise and he is. Look at you. You're with the wisdom. Look at you. You're with the wisdom. This is the smartest you'll ever feel and you're so right. So look at all this, look at how wise and he is. Look at this. Look at you. You have something with wisdom. This is the smartest you'll ever feel and you're so right. He's so relaxed.

He's got the wisdom of the ages. He instantly became a sage of many years. You know, Aidey's girl says, so she's been talking to him and trying to help him out. And she said, I can't believe this. She asked, Louis, so are you gonna talk to her again? Now that you've fucked this chick, are you gonna tell me,

he goes, we'll see. I can't believe this shit. You guys instantly turn into you. The second you get laid, you instantly turn into this. What the fuck? Well, you guys shouldn't put out so easily, I guess. I don't know.

All right, get out of here. Come back in, come back in later so we can talk about it. I gotta talk about my big blue balls. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations to everyone else for being that much closer to a lost episode. That's right.

That's right. Matt, Matt, get your fucking act together. Matt, fuck face. Get your fuck stop digging around on the internet. Go out and go out and conquer like you're supposed to. You can pull that off if you do what you're doing. Louis breaking things off of the,

how the fuck did you break that off of the table? I don't know. It's probably ready to go. You know, you remember when Bird and Riley were here in my house? Yeah. Not only did Bird spill an entire like tumbler of water about a foot tall, at least it was water. And then he spilled a beer.

He went right back into the, okay. I think, you know that old parable about Job, not believing in God and Satan is like, I could convince this guy to not believe in God anymore. Right, so he just did all kinds of horrible shit to him. I mean, I think Satan was not bringing his A game that day. Who else's a guy, his job and his family?

That's not gonna do it. Well, he talked, didn't God do it to him? Well, God does everything. Oh, you're the minister. Am I right? Remembrance correctly. He wasn't gonna get on the mic and explain it to me. It was like, well, he only loves you

because he has all these things. He's on the pic of everything good. Shit up. So the way the story goes is that Satan went to God and he was like, yo bro, like this, yo man, right? Is this like how they tell it in black church? Is this, no, this is not a virgin church. No, this is how I tell it because I like talking about the Bible that way.

I think it's way more fun. You are a minister. Yeah, yeah. So he's like, yo, that's your man, right? Like, how about I come over there and do some to him and he's like, what go ahead ain't gonna happen? And so, what is it he like? I think he kills his wife.

Yeah. He gives him like some sort of horrible plague that causes boils. He kills all of his children, destroys his house. Yeah, the house crushes all the people, don't they? Or is it two separate things? I don't know, but it's ironic things I don't know but it's ironic does God throw some irony in there that his own house crushes his kids to I

I wish God is that kind of sense of humor yeah I don't remember how they died but at the end of it Job is like yeah I still believe in God and say can like oh well yeah actually thanks all those people are really annoying to me so I believe I double believe in God and say, I'm like, oh, well, man. Yeah, actually thanks. All those people were really annoying to me. So I believe, I double-e believe in God now. No, even more wonderful things are happening. Okay, get out of here. My point was, that is not, that is not the A game of trying to get someone

to renounce God. I'll tell you what would have done it because it happened to me. We were 80s growing, I go for a walk every day now. That's why I look red like a tomato. Like my father. You do a pretty good color actually. Yeah, I've been walking every day

because I need some, I try to stack my day with activities to delay the drinking. Yeah, so I get up every day and I really, I have been drinking so fucking much that I feel it in my bones. Like it is, it is fucking, it feels like my bones are rotting. It's, it, this is locked down as fucking is literally killing me.

By that time my lungs were aching for boos. So I go for a walk every day because the only thing it helps, that's the only thing that helps my back. And the other day, he's growl, he says, oh, I'm going to exercise too. Why don't you wake up early? I figure I'll give her a thrill, right? Yeah. Well, let's go for a walk together. This would be big, big couples time, right?

Yeah. We've all, we got caught up in this doggy dog world of having and internet feuds and doxing and what have you. Let's just go for a walk and chill in the morning, right? You got to, you have to take your girlfriend out for a walk sometimes, Sean. That's what I'm saying. Right. People might call it sipping, but that's what you have to do. Sometimes they go, or they go, Kindle crazy. Mm-hmm.

They start clawing at the walls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They start decorating. Right. It's their version of clawing. Like, I gotta just hang pictures. I'll fucking day over here. All right, you're gonna, we need to go,

you wanna go for a walk? You wanna go for a walk? Yeah, they get zucosis. So start pacing back and forth in the same room and turning around and going to the same corner and then getting up and pacing back and forth. You do the tigers? It's a zoo. Like if like any, yeah, anything in the name, zoo coasters, they coasters.

Just zoo coasters, you know, but the, yeah, it's, it was first, first actually studied in women who don't get taken for walks out of the house as it turns out, it's really weird. Oh, there's 10 seconds of your life. You'll never get back. Go ahead. get taken for walks out of the house as it turns out it's really weird. Oh, there's 10 seconds of your life. You'll never get back. Go ahead. So we have to go early because she's doing the remote teaching, right, in the morning. So we have to go. And I like to go to nice early. My early is about 10, 10 in the morning, 11 in the morning, sometimes two in the in the afternoon. Her morning starts much sooner than that. So I dragged my fat ass out of bed and we go for this walk. And there's all these people out in the morning and they have this stupid

and sick compulsion to say hello everybody. Oh, good morning. I know. Good morning to you. Yeah. Oh, good morning to you. Oh, good morning. Hey, good morning to you over like, I'm guys, I'm sucking wind over here. Yeah, you're looking at them with like one-eye half open. Yeah. This like Popeye with arthritis, staggering down the fucking street. This American flag bandian is not decorative. It's a load bearing bandian that I'm wearing here.

Please don't bother me, but you get used to it. I guess that's what you, that's the culture you are. That's the culture that we're in. So we get through the walk. We're going up one particularly hard bit at the end. The whole walk is downhill, except for the last 10%, and then it's direct, like an, like an ink and pyramid steps, 45 degrees straight uphill. And she's got, as we remember from episode one,

she's got the legs to go all the way up like the 80s beards, that's where the name came from. So she's taking strides like a spider. Yeah, like a, you know, good one of those daddy long legs spiders, just want like slender man, and I'm built more like a fat ass So I'm crawling up. I'm you trying to use climbing Pittards or pitons or whatever they're called to climb up the asphalt. Yeah, praying for a fun praying for a hard attack

Right, I clear my search history every day before I go on that walk Just in case I said a timer if I'm not back in an hour, everything catches on fire. Nothing wrong with being prepared. And we get halfway up, we get halfway up this long incline. And there's a man coming from the other way, it looks like a man, I don't know, I don't want to misgender anybody.

Who says what I think is, good morning. Mm-hmm. Says I'm online. I hang out. So probably the first time he's spoken that day too. That happens sometimes where he like, oh, fuck off. You know, you can't see what I'm, I don't care.

Look at me. Yeah, don't just, don't look at us. Just look at me. Yeah, don't just don't look at us Just look at me and then there's a rooster. I be talked to Yeah, there's a rooster that crows. Oh, yeah, and I turned to my girlfriend and I say that was weird wasn't it Who the fuck would have why would you want a rooster? Yeah, that's weird, isn't it? I know one lives across the street for my girlfriend's house or used to why yeah, yeah, and a cry would you want whenever it wants Like just whenever why would you introduce used to. Why, yeah, yeah. And across what you want, whenever it wants. Like just whenever. Why would you introduce this to the world? Yeah.

So I say that's weird, right? And she goes, what that guy said? He said, what do you mean? What did he say? And he said, he said, you two should be wearing masks. Oh, that wasn't good morning. Yeah. And I said, that's what I said. What did you, that guy right there?

So I turn around because I, I can't let Sean. Give me a break, like, he was probably on the other side of the street, right? He's like, he's, these people, women wearing hazmat suits are crossing the street. I feel like a black guy. Now I know what it's like. Yeah, exactly.

I'm sure he knows exactly. Cops are eyeing me at all times. Cops are treating me like I'm actively committing a crime. Women are jumping across the street and glaring at me, tripping over the snow. He spilled water on his pants and now he knows what Katrina was like. I came home from that walk and watched Roots and the new one.

And the new one. Wasn't there a new one? Didn't they reboot Roots? Roots too, the revenge. Yeah. I don't know, except everyone's a woman in Roots too. Oh. I'm so rich. It's about hair dye. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know except everyone's a woman in roots too. Oh, I so roots. It's about hair dye. Yeah. Yeah. So I say, you gotta be, you gotta be

kidding me. Yeah. I turn around and he's gone. Like an apparition. Yeah, he was there just around to say, I mean, already in my head is like the three stooges of things to say, you know, tell him about my house and how I was the homecoming king and various other things I could throw at him. Oh, you think we should wear masks? You know, that's a nice one, give it to me. Yeah.

Let me have that one. You big mouth fuck. What the hell is, what does it matter with you? We're out in the open air. I know. There is two or three people around for miles you two should be wearing masks first of all don't don't ever tell my girlfriend what you think she should be doing in front of me tell me that I should be wearing a mask but you two that is fucking that is fighting words anywhere around the universe. You probably tried to tell you, but you heard good morning. I didn't, yeah, I didn't hear shit.

She goes, oh yeah, you said you too should be wearing mask. You gotta be fucking kidding me. There is not a civilization in the universe where it is acceptable for a guy to tell someone else's girlfriend what she should be doing. My man, you are opening up a Pandora's box, the likes of which for you have no fucking idea what's going on here in my day. If you have a problem with what I'm doing, tell me but keep, keep, keep her the fuck out of it

from my sake, please. Until you've seen my recycling bin, you don't know what goes on in my day. You should be wearing a mask. You see these empty bottles. This guy is walking, this guy is jogging around town, breathing in his own exhaust at all times because the TV told him to do so and he's so sure that this is, he's so sure about this that it's become his job to tell, to start a completely unnecessary confrontation with someone who looks like they're

melting in real time who has no fucking idea who he's talking to. It could be any you could be talking to a complete psychopath. You should be wearing a mask. Could be. I'm going to be wearing you in a couple of seconds. What in the where in the fuck do you get off? Starting this totally unnecessary. Let me see your stock portfolio.

Are we throwing around tips now? Let me see what you're doing with your fucking life. I don't put a mask on until I go into a place that where they have to like a store. They go, you have to have a mask to come on here. Okay, the mask comes on. Walking around outside. No, absolutely not.

Walking around outside. No, there's nobody you run into. That is the test that God should have to, oh yeah, I'll bring my A game here. I'm gonna put a bunch of gnarkin carons around this guy's life to constantly harp on him for a totally arbitrary and unnecessary roles. We're out in the goddamn open air.

Miles in any either direction. It's probably the safest you'll be. Walking around with people. Fruity little clay. Climb. Touching trees everywhere. Or you know what I mean? There's no door knobs.

There's a, yeah, I would guess just out, kind of spaced away from people. It's probably the safest you'll be. You should be wearing a mask. You're wearing a mask though. How the, why don't you wear two masks then? You fucking moron. How do you think it works?

So now I have to, now I'm compelled to wake up early every day and walk that same route just to meet that guy again by myself. Is that what you've been doing? Yes. That's funny. Because I can't go at my normal time. 10.

Now I have to wake up at her time. Now I'm stuck going for a walk with my girlfriend every day. Just on the off chance that I encounter whatever the male version of Karen is. Fucking narc. Todd. These fucking narc's, man. This whole thing has completely soured me on people.

Yeah, well, I can't shake it. This whole thing has completely soured me on people. Yeah, well, I can't shake it. I just fucking can't. Now there is an initiative to power a COVID contact distancing NARC center. That's the future. Is pulling in and training, the people who are now unemployed because of the government and has nothing to do with the virus, bringing them in, training them on how to narc and then set up an automated, narcing system for the most obnoxious people in the country to make

barely more than whatever is the permanent minimum wage. Yeah. Yeah. I know you know you get your neighbor to turn on your neighbor. Yeah. That's now, now, now, Joe, now what do you think? Oh, I don't, now I only believe in the devil. Oh, yeah. This comes back to Joe. Now I only, I've been told to wear that guy told me to wear a fucking mask. Half of the country is itching to knock on everybody else. Fuck, the fucking government has passed a no warrant, a no warrant surveillance for your fucking

web history. No, no, no, no. I'm done believing. I'm done having any inherent goodness and all I haven't looked, I haven't looked into that, but wasn't that, wasn't that to defeat something in the Patriot Act or was that a new power given to the push was to defeat something in the Patriot Act or was that a new power given to the the the push was to defeat something in the renewal right that didn't pass because Bernie didn't show up Yeah, uh, yeah, they must they missed it by one vote and that motherfucker couldn't show up to work

uh, I Don't know man. Maybe this whole communism thing that's based on not showing up to work is a problem. Oh, you mean this, well, maybe I didn't feel like working that day, yeah. You know, we see it, bud. We see it. So now I've gotta go running every day. Meanwhile, man, 26 collapses after jogging

for two and a half miles while wearing a face mask. Did you see about that? No, some, I mean, it's... It's breathing in carbon monoxide. That's gotta be happening all the time. I can't take it, I get in my car. After doing this job, I tear it off. I know, I know.

Yeah, it jogging with a fucking mask. I see people jog while driving. Yeah, oh god. Oh, no, you don't, fucking mask. I see people jog all driving. Yeah, oh god. Oh, don't, you don't, don't be wearing your mask in your cars, you fucking, you see them driving around. It's insane. It's totally fucking insane.

Let me see here. Great new bonus episode out this week with Carl, from who these podcasts. Those are so fun. I just, I realized what a great idea for a show that really is because I'll show. Yeah, because I don't, I don't listen to other podcasts. So it's like, you forget. And I know it's like, oh, yeah, most of her dog shit, of course. And there's like a very, you know, there's a fraction of a percent of a, of a percent that are legitimately good and engaging and intriguing. But you have this whole thing where so many people think what they have to say is interesting

to anybody else. And it's like you go, wow, it's like a real study in what people think about themselves and the level of self-reflection and introspection. And it's fascinating to me. It is, it's a great show. Yeah. There is that what you're saying, there's this like just belief,

not that they will be able to say interesting when the time something interesting when the time comes You know how they so extraordinary that people believe this and yet have no evidence that this is true You know what they say when you're when you're training for something like a diss I mean I I assume it could be fighting it could be you just Whatever and something that takes a lot of practice to become proficient in. Yeah. Like your first time under the gun, like in competition, you will fail to the lowest level of your training. Oh, right. Yeah. Like the pressure is going to get you. Like you will, there is a certain like inherent muscle memory that you will, you'll be better than

a straight beginner, but you will not be you on your best day. Right. And that's what people think. Oh, when the light comes on, I just turn into somebody else. It's like, no, you probably don't. But there are people like recording it alone in their houses. I know. Just nonsense. I think that how it's made bit that I was doing.

We were reviewing mad at this fucking funny. God, I wish I had a clip. But If anybody's got a clip of it in there, please post and I'll play a little bit of it. We review Maddox's book, Fuck Whales. We review excerpts from it. And it's completely devoid of any humor. It really is. It's, I mean, you said it's like, it is a cry for help.

It's like a nihilistic. Yeah. There's so many jokes that are dependent on either suicide or Maddox, like stopping himself from having been born. We're a lot of weird non jokes. That kind of like sick desperate jokes that people who are under an incredible amount of stress

tell, all said with like all the personality desperate jokes that people who are under an incredible amount of stress tell. All said with all the personality and push of wallpaper paste. Yeah, it's just, so I was playing the how it's made theme under it because it's all like, he describes making a cupcake, like he describes the surface area of a cupcake over and over and over and over and it sounds it sounds so fucking fine. I buy the book, buy his book, download it, I don't know how you download stuff but go do it.

It's a great listen because it's so bad. It's so incredibly bad. And I bet more people listen to us making fun of it than actually listen to his audio book. I would take that bet any day. Yeah. Okay, let's see what else I got here. The thought hunter, I don't know what you think about this, Sean. Let me pull up these messages. This guy is, this is funny to me for so many reasons.

And I want to talk about why this gentleman, by the name of Professor Will Helm, I was trying to get him to call in, but then he got banned from Twitter for, for, you know, there was reason. That was flame out too quickly. He creates, he goes undercover as a simp. Undercover simp. And gets women's only fans, nudes, or whatever they are, and then sends them to their parents.

Hahaha! Exactly! I mean, that's the current, that's the only reaction. It's just so, it's so funny. It's, it's so, so mean. If you're not doing anything, if you don't think you're doing anything wrong, then then well, that's exactly why I think it's so funny

I know parents won't fucking understand shit, but it's like, you know, I mean, it's funny. It's funny So here's Matt, here's Maddox's take a point. And I just don't care. Yeah, here's Maddox's take You should turn it around. You should fucking then just fucking blame them. You know what I mean? Well, it's like, Senator, and then they get all pissed off. It's like, where the fuck do you get off, mom and dad? Yeah, you caused this. Yeah. Here are the reasons that I'm doing this.

Maddox's take is check out these tough, check out those tough guy harassing people. Oh, that's his type, okay. Check out this tough guy, harassing people, trying to make a living, trying to make a living. And this is where it gets funny. Because all I see is this idea that like sex, have you seen sex work is real work? It was a meeting nonsense. Yeah, they're trying to say that sex work is like,

well, there's nothing really inherently wrong with it. It's just the way they are choosing to make money. And meanwhile, every, meanwhile, the other half of the internet who does not think they can rewrite morality, like a rewrite subjective morality in their heads to compensate for their failings in life, in life, in spirit. Look at it and say, okay, well, we found a way to put that to the test, right? Oh, there's nothing wrong with it?

It's just work. Okay, well, we're gonna tell your parents. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, if you have the choice to not be a repugnant shit stain on the boxers of humanity, Why would you choose not to be? Let me, let me, let me, you choose not to. Let me read you some of this guy's stuff.

He created an undercover simp account. And let's just say these women are about to learn a lesson about participating in online sex work, abolish sex work. I mean, he's in crazy, right? He's an insane person. All I know is that he's funny. Yeah. Working on my second sex work.

There's certain things that I can't just, that I can't go. Yeah, you're a total victim. Oh yeah. There's just certain things. There's a lot of things where I can't. It's like, yeah, that's fucked up, man. But it's like this one, I don't know, man. Like that's, but it's like this one.

I don't know, man, I just don't have any sympathy for it really. It's like, you're doing what you choose to do. Which one is the woman? Well, yeah, that they're getting, yeah, the guys like outing them to their parents. I just like, like my funny says it's like an eight or a nine at least and like my sympathy is like under a one, you know? Yeah, it's like, working on my,

I think this is what he, This is what he tells these women. I'm horrified. I don't, here's the info on your mother. Here's the, my father. I'm horrified. I don't want to live anymore. I was already suicidal before this.

Oh yeah, I'm sure you were. My heart is beating out of my chest. I'm about to literally kill myself. My anxiety can't take this. Now delete your comments and I'll chill. I want you to do better and be better. Suicide isn't the answer. I can help you leave sex work and turn your life around.

So will he really follow through? Will he not tell the parents of a, I don't know. I did you and you can, I did you and you can do it too. You're beautiful without taking your clothes off for creepers, fight for a better life. Yeah, I kind of feel like, if he's serious like about this, about like how I'm just

actually just teaching you a lesson. He's even more psychopathic than I thought. I think he's like a religious guy. Maybe. Like super religious and he's like a religious guy, maybe. Like super religious and he's trying to stop sex workers by telling their parents what they're doing. And my thinking is, well, yeah, if there was like, if I saw a guy dealing drugs,

we're not wearing a mask, we're not wearing a mask, I would sure want, like if I knew a stripper and I knew their parents, I would feel like, hey, your daughter is stripper now, by the way. You might wanna, I mean, you might wanna do something about it. Cause it's shitty life. Yeah, and I'm sure if you guys are aware of that or not.

Here's the info on your father, your church is something. I will share your pics and videos with your family and church. And you know, it's a matter of time before I find out where you work. Oh, yeah, I can't cut sign that one. Exactly. That's he's going to too many. It's like extortion, right? Yeah, that's extortion. Not you don't go after the job.

Fuck your family. Tell them whatever you want. In your next video, get on your knees and beg me not to expose you. I want you to beg like you've never begged before. I'll see. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he's getting... Delete all your online sexual content, all of it. I have all the info I need.

It's your choice. There you go. I don't know. What do you think about that? What do you think about that? It's funny and then it's... How funny depends on where he's taking it. I guess.

I'm trying to figure him out. He's like a fire and brimstone preacher. Yeah, right right I don't know preachers with snakes. Yeah Maybe he's maybe he's out there safe and soul always love it when one of those motherfuckers gets bit by a rattlesnake and dies The people healing guys. Yeah, the serpent handlers. Yeah, it's me too. That's always good Let's see what else here. I've got, oh, I've got moron. I've got moron racist AI. I think there will come a,

you know the singularity, have you heard of that? Yeah, we've talked about it. Where computers can start programming themselves. Yeah. And then there's no more need for human intervention because they just, that's it. That's the explosion of artificial intelligence. I think there's no more need for human intervention because they just they're that's it That's the explosion of artificial intelligence. I think there's another singularity approaching where we will have spent more time

training artificial intelligence to not be racist Then we have actually put time into programming artificial intelligence. I thought it was interesting that robot originally, it means slave, right? Right. Yeah. Here is the article that made. And people were upset that this robot was white in that one case where it was shown or whatever. Yeah.

I don't know if it's Japanese robot or Facebook announces a $100,000 project to detect hateful memes. The company's created 10,000 hateful customized memes as a data set for the challenge. Oh, that's interesting. That's quite a folder. They created 10,000 hate memes to train their computer. In order for AI to become a more effective tool for detecting hate speech, it must be able to understand content the way people do, holistically. When viewing a

meme, for example, we don't think about the words and photo independently. We understand the combined meaning together. This is extremely challenging for machines because it means they can't just analyze the text and image separately. They must combine these different modalities and understand how the meaning changes when they are presented together. Here's the, here's why I think it's funny, because you can't train a computer to make jokes. That computer can't make jokes.

We don't have any computers that can write jokes. Not that I'm aware of. Funny bot, right? It's a funny joke for you. I can't do that. So we've decided to skip over that. And now we're, now we're working on training computers too, not only to not be funny, but then to persecute the funny.

Yeah. Then figure out how to, how to misunderstand the content of the joke, right? Like it's not enough. Because that's what's going to happen. I mean, it's not like it, it's not gonna even get the intention. Or at first. Yeah, like, it has to understand the joke.

Like, it has to understand the meme. Yeah. It's such a sophisticated degree that could identify them. And then they have to now give it a motive to specifically misunderstand it and call it hate speech. Like, the level of jumping, I guess maybe that's why to specifically misunderstand it and call it hate speech. The level of jumping, I guess maybe that's why they only dumped $100,000 into it to shut people up.

Yeah, which really isn't a large amount of money. But the idea that you can take artificial intelligence which doesn't exist at all right now, nothing. They can't do anything. Look at a grid, identify features, whatever. Taking that to making jokes and then making the additional leap to misunderstand, to completely understand the joke

as it was intended, which I know these motherfuckers do and then misinterpret it on purpose. They have to basically, here's another one I was gonna bring in. They have to create this. This is a, this is a member of Twitch's trust and safety team. Do you know what trust and safety means? Well, I mean, yeah, I'm aware of the words and how they're traditionally used, but I don't know.

You know, it might be an untraditional definition. Right, trust and safety. I mean, you know. It might be an untraditional definition for you. Trust and safety. I mean, you know, people tend to put very, you know, very nice and just kind of, you know, milk toast, you know, titles to very nefarious entities. Yeah. The better the title, the worse. Yeah, it's like, oh, it's, look at this. It's just, it's harmless.

It's a nice guy squad. Yeah. This is a nice guy squad. Yeah. This is a member of the trust and safety team. These people are responsible for killing accounts. Sure. Sure. Sure. Which in and of itself is a remarkable job for somebody to want to have. I want to be part of the crew that just kills accounts for no reason. Yeah, it's always weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. reason. Yeah, it's always that people's lives. Like, already you have a severe mental problem.

If that's your goal, if that's a goal of yours in life. Yeah, because you're doing it because you're just kind of projecting yourself out there. Yeah. There are these people probably where, I don't know, your bullied or whatever, you know, whatever shit they have, growing up, whatever's happened to them in their life. However, they think,, however they got there, they're gonna be like, I'm offended by that. That hurts my feelings, that hurts.

So it's just gonna be, it's not going to be objective really in the slightest. It can't be. No, you gotta, you gotta person in there. Here is a member of their trust and safety team who I believe is a dear kin. Have you heard of that term? Is this like a furry?

No. Because furries have the suits, and they identify with those mascot suits. This is someone reading this, believes to be a dear and even performs a ritual to be even more in tune with their dear spirit. Okay, so. So this is a, I don't know how to gender this person or dear because they are a, they're born biological man transitioned to a woman, I think, I'm getting this right.

In this particular case? Yes. A man, a biological man who transitioned to a woman. So that's trans woman. But then they identify as a deer. So you think that's a gel, right. Then they identify as a deer. So you think that's a joe, right? Yeah. Okay, except they're presenting with antlers.

Female deers don't have antlers. Right. So that would be a male, be a buck. Yes, okay, so it's a trans female buck identifying individual. Sure. Trans female buckemale buck. Yeah. Trans-female buck.

A multi-trans buck. I think I have that right. I don't know. Okay, well this is a clip of that one. I'm having a deer gasm on. So in my spare time, I go out to my yard. In my spare time, I go out to my yard and I transfer out and my yard, in my spare time I go out to my yard and I, and I, I transfer out, and I, and I eat grass.

And I just launch it because it helps me feel like in tune with my beer cell. Running the internet, these people. With this person as in charge of killing a cow. Yeah, yeah, for fuck's sake. Oh, so Facebook with that. I wish I wish I was, I wish I was so much older. Like dead, right? Like stuff, so I would only have like, yeah, a few years left.

I could say or do whatever I wanted with no repercussions and then just fucking shit on everyone on my way out. I have too long to live, Dick. That's who's in charge of getting your account, of preserving your account online. Here is the... Look at these fucking... Oh, this is this? That's where is that one person or is that... Yes, that's one person speaking of who's in charge of what.

This is going to be a real black episode today, a real dark episode, no offense, Louis. This is going to be a, I don't know why that all of this is coming to a head now for me. Maybe it's the end of the corona lockdown, blues, but there is just so much fucking sickness. Well, I think it's, you know, in the world, kind of extreme situations, really kind of a, you know, elicit extreme behavior in people. I think like if you have that tendency, like under pressure, you kind of find out some things

about people that you don't, when everything's going fine, you don't see. Yeah. You know, so it's like they get agitated easily or they lash out or something like that. I mean, it's, everybody's emotions are fucking on like 9.8, you know, and like just a little bit, it goes, it goes prompt critical.

I think that, that, that Newsom knows that about California and needs there to be a crisis here to get federal aid. Like people say that that's a conspiracy, but LA has always been ready to blow up at any moment. These are the. LA has blown up. Yeah, many. And it's always over. It's always over dumb shit. It's always over cops fucking up. Like there's one thing you can rely on. It's that's a cop. It's a cop. It that's like, cops will fucking overstep at some point because they have to, because they have to enforce everything. Yeah.

And by the way, the fucking mask laws are one of the most racist things I have ever fucking, like I have seen evolve in real time. So if you're an illegal alien in LA, I don't wear a mask. I don't wear a mask on my outside because I can't be fucked with it, right? If a cop wants to give me a ticket for not wearing a mask, then fucking please bring it on.

I drive too fucking fast. I smoke weed when it was illegal. Occasionally I drink outside. I'm not wearing a fucking mask. Write me the fucking ticket. All right, the odds that I get into an altercation with the policeman, the results in a fucking fine, I'm perfectly able to withstand this, all right?

That's in my levels of risk tolerance. But imagine if you're an illegal immigrant. Right. You get stopped by a cop for not wearing a mask, you're fucking, that's it man, you're impounded. You're going home. Your family's fucked. I'm grand to get out of the deportation prison. I'm guessing. To make sure your family eats, go ahead. I'm guessing they're going home. Yeah. Your family's fucked. I'm grand to get out of the deportation prison

to make sure your family eats. Go ahead. I'm guessing they're wearing masks. They are. So they're walking from home depot to home on the side of the freeway with this fucking suffocating mask on. Like we were sitting there, we were driving to 7-Eleven to buy a PlayStation 4 controller.

So I could continue being an irresponsible drunk fat fuck yesterday because the store was out of them. I see these Mexican dudes wearing their thrift shop special, you know, the Mexican starter pack, right? Stripe shirt that was manufactured in the 80s and jeans that could withstand an atomic invasion. Right? You know this, you know that set up.

I'm trying to picture it. And they've all got these fucking masks on and I'm like, there is no way. They want, like there is no fucking way. These guys want to wear masks more than I do, but they have to. They fucking have to because if any, they're totally exposed. They give a reason. Yeah, they, they're totally exposed to every, they have to be They fucking have to because if any, they're totally exposed. They give a reason. Yeah, they're totally exposed to every, they have to be out there every day,

subjecting themselves to infection, at a rate that would staggers that is astronomical compared to me. And they still have to wear the fucking mask when they walk home because if they get any attention from the cops, they're going straight home. They're going straight home.

They're going straight back. It's massively racist, enough to piss me off and have to say it. Anyway, these are the health officials in charge of our health. This one looks like Skeletor. Yeah. You can see, I believe that's California. Health official. John, yeah, she's not looking too good.

Health official. Probably, yeah. I's not looking too good. Health official. Probably, yeah. I don't know who this one is. This was a, this is another trans. I think this is the Philly, Philly health official. Look at those hands. Oh, why? What are you saying? What's wrong with those hands?

What do you think is odd about those hands? I mean, they could, like, crush a lobster, you know, between two fingers. You think so? Yeah. She's a strong woman. Yeah. You're saying, right? Pennsylvania, health secretary, this bitch goes on the radio to talk about the goings-on

of the lockdown and public health, the host accidentally mischenders. Oh, no, and that's all it's all about. So she's, she gone. Quits. Well, accidentally, and he said, I'm sorry, I mean, I don't know how, I don't know how she sounds. Obviously you look at her, you can obviously see

that she's a woman. I don't know how she fucking sounds, but the second, the fucking second, the wrong pronoun comes out, go. Oh, that's it. I don't have to stand here. I don't have to sit on this toilet and take this abuse. Instantly it was like they did that on on purpose and they're a bigot. Just fucking insane.

The level of insanity that is running our day-to-day lives. You're in a public position and that's how your skin thickness, you gotta be fucking kidding me. You're fucking around with a series another one. This is another public health official. That's gotta be fucking kidding me. Uh, you're fucking around with us. Here is another one. This is a, this is another public health official. That's gotta be photoshopped. No, she looks like a, she looks like an antagonist and married with children.

Oh my God. Uh, just gigantic. Good, lore. Jowel's bigger than the head. This is Jowel over here. I draw mine straight down in the Jowel over here. Juts out, you've got a muffin top on the top of your fucking neck.

Her neck is wider than her head. Public health official. Yeah, Lord. This guy's right there too. Yeah, there you go. Public health officials. Yeah, that's, you know. Oh yeah, here's, this is what the woman looked like

when he was a man. There you go. Well, good times. Let me see what else I've got here. Yeah, web browsing warrant. We talked about that one. Thanks, Bernie. Good job. The deer person.

Yeah, talked about that. Going nibbling on... Contender greens in his yard to get in touch with his deer self Fucking deer people Does he ever just go out and like she don't fuck up a attack bigoted? Oh, that's a shit. Oh, it is a she Yeah, that's a while are you referring to the she the person or the the deer because he let's have horns Yeah, fucking does don't right no he the deer That's what I meant.

He just, he ever go out and just like, uh, rarip on his hind legs and just stomp people to death who approach him in the wrong way and get hit by a car. Yeah. Is that like the role play that happens in the bedroom there?

Run into him. He's on the, she's on the ground. Uh, then Bill Gates wants to block out the sun. I don't know if you heard about that. Uh's on the ground. Then Bill Gates wants to block out the sun. I don't know if you heard about that. I did not. That's one that kind of snuck by. I don't know if people aren't paying attention

to the right sources. Could dimming the sun save the earth? Bill Gates wants to know if that's the daily mail. I'm sure that's not sensationalized or anything. That's what his fucking project is. He wants to block out the sun. Yeah. It wants to seed cloud machines to block out the sun.

The plan sounds like science fiction. Well, we've been, you know, cloud seed for been doing that for years. This is specifically to block out the sun. There you go. $3 million. Test known as the stratospheric controlled perturbation experiment would use a high altitude balloon

to raise around two kilograms of calcium carbonate dust the size of a bag of flour into the atmosphere. 12 miles. Wow. All that size of a bag of flour. I just kind of want to see it done. Don't worry, it will be done. We'll be blocking out of the sun within our lifetimes.

Is the fucking Highlander is coming true? We are going to have, I mean, you know I like it cooler. Oh, you do. Yeah. Well, I hope that's what happens. Yeah, you know, I mean, kind of only get one shot to find out, don't you? I hope it doesn't just shred the ozone layer

and then we're all irradiated immediately. Like, wow, a lot more cancer, but. No. Yeah. We were on our way out anyway. At least the women are less comfortable. At least a little colder for you. Okay, let me see here.

Who's calling in, Riley? Louis, get over here. Let's hear about your first time. I'm too fucking upset today. I need some. I need some good news. It's too much. It's too much.

That guy with the mask comment just put me in such a foul mood all week. Well, I know you're in a foul mood because like you didn't catch it in time. That's why you're in a foul mood. like you didn't catch it in time. That's why you're in a foul mood. You pull that, yeah, pull that towards you. Yeah. All right, man.

So you got laid. Yes, finally. Finally. Okay. So position, position was it in? Um, and you want to set it up for it? No, I need to know, I need to know like, pulp fiction. The headline and then I get to the story. Well, that's the thing.

I did not insert into her vagina at all. Wait, wait, wait, what? What? Because I thought blow jobs counted. No! Wait a minute, what? Are you serious? Yes, that's not what a virgin is.

A pussy, having sex with a woman in her vagina oh this is louis no flowchops don't count you mother fucker what because it's it's still sex no everyone the virgin server said oral counted they don't know what the virgin I know the people who are in charge of it said so Who's in charge of it? The guy who's it's uh and Riley they They Riley get your ass in here Riley did you say that that counted? Riley so big set up What do you mean blow jobs counted?

I need not say that I have no idea where you're getting this from Lou. What do you mean blow jobs counted? I need not say that. I have no idea where you're getting this from, Lou. Oh, why do you think he said that, Louie? I could have said. Your phone's buzzing too. Pick it up or put it on something. Oh yeah, I just think somebody was watching this. Do you?

Oh my God. Really? They're probably in there taking advice for people like CJ who paid for sex and think that they're not virgin. They're not virgin. They're not virgin. They're not virgin. They're not think that they're not virgin. They're not. They're not. We all pay for sex. You might have heard.

You can't run them. Get away with that. Get away with one of them. Everybody pays for sex. Some people pay the shenanigans now because he paid for sex. So now it's blow jobs. If you get them on your own are the same. Welcome. Lumi just appointed me so much.

See, there has to be a clear definition. There has to be a clear definition. She why I asked verse, John. Yeah. Question my questioning, but we got to the bottom of it real quick. I guess so. So you got a blow job. Yeah.

I mean, honey, did you hear this? I mean, good. Good. It's great. That's a good step. We call that third base, motherfucker. Have you ever heard that, that term? I don't know what the base is being taken.

I could lie. You're going to listen to, uh, uh, runs the logistics of the discord. Oh, right. Who is, uh, is he in here right now? He's right now runs the logistics of the logistics. He's not in there. He's not in there. Yeah, is he in here right now? He's right now. He's the logistics. He's not in there. He's not in there. Yeah. Is he in here right here?

Is he in here right now, Riley? Uh, he's not listening. I don't think, but he's in the server. Okay. Well, invite him on. I would love to hear this explanation. You know, invite him on so you can explain to you why he's telling your versions that blow jobs count.

Louis. Dick. Somebody should tell your parents. the blood jobs count. Louis. Dick, somebody should tell your parents. I feel like I've ruined everything. Oh no, it's much better this way. Oh no. Oh God. What about a hand job?

Is that? Oh yeah. I mean, well, okay. I mean, do you know that's not sex, right? I mean, I wouldn't consider that, like if you got a hand job, you're not a virgin. I would still consider that, even though it is technically sex, but if you put it in a cyber sex,

is that, no, that's not, I would not say cyber sex, that's not sex. Right. I just thought that if you put it into the girl then it counted. No! You have to fuck her! Oh, you have sex with her! Jesus, dude.

What do you think, Sean? No, that's the definition. That's the definition of version. Yeah. Because it's like, I mean, what kind of like, you know, did she give a lick? Did she put it in her mouth? Did she not in her mouth?

Oh, I just opened her mouth and put it on without contact. Well, no, she put it in her mouth, she sucked on it. Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry that this came out this way. I know. Oh my god. This is so disappointing. Not for me. Not for you guys. Dude. Boy, we really, that was really blind, wasn't it? We got blindsided. I can't believe you'd perpetrate this lie. I'm Sean and I in the audience. I'm lied to by whom. Oh, I thought you had to know that that might not be true.

No, I really thought it did. Why? It's just no one contested it. But like in life, isn't there? I mean, you're a Bible guy too, so what about like all the Bible? Well, in the Bible, no, no, because in the Bible, if you even thought about having sex with a woman, it's considered adultery. It's in your mind, right?

So I mean, that's like my baseline for adultery. That's why doing it doesn't matter. Oh, God. You're in the clear. You already thought about it. I mean, by that logic, yeah. You've already, right. Wait, so your whole life, Have you thought this about virginity? That it's oral sex too? Well, yeah. I mean, if you coming from like that background,

I mean, I could completely see that. It's just that these mother fuckers, this Gordon motherfuckers, where do you live? You got a bunch of, you got multiple Satan's in there going, oh no. Oh no. They don't think that in there going. Oh, no. They don't think that, do they?

I have no idea. I don't know how to gauge what the other versions would like. Let me get, let me get Poe in here is where Poe, what's your username? Poe's law. Oh, he posed a lot from Twitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're right here. Poe's, there's a lot of caps. I see a lot of people typing in there.

There he is. Pose-Law, how you doing, man? I'm doing good. Are you listening to this nonsense? Well, I'm actually in the middle of a final, but I'm still here anyway. Well, we've got a, we've got what we thought was going to be the coronation of a former virgin here in the studio, Screwy-Lewy, who came in with a lot of swagger today and big talk about how he's not a virgin anymore.

Steadies going to the gallows. Steadies going to the gallows. Basically. Because he thought that, will you tell him what he thought? Yeah, I thought that oral sex would be considered losing your virginity. What do you think, Paul? It's not count. It is not count. That is not count. Yeah. Like sure it's a, it's a type, but it doesn't, it's not, it doesn't count.

You, I'm sorry. That's just, that's just how it is. I'm sorry. Even though I agree. I totally agree. But even though basically you're right there, like the act you, you're very close to fucking her. Like, if she's gonna do that, then she's probably gonna do. I mean, that's probably gonna do. Girl, though, doesn't it?

Cause she's a sick for nothing. It does, but it, but it's, with most people, it's probably very close to like the mindset, but it doesn't, you have to have a clear delineation. And that's like, it's not, like, I'm not saying it's bad or anything, I'm actually a very it's a very like there's no shame in it but it's not no it's bad to me I thought that I won and I have not my day is

ruined I drove down here what a consolation prize is an accomplished I feel like I made it to the moon and I'm'm back on Earth. I crashed landed. That's what it sounds like. The entire time. They built the sound set. I'm on the Apollo. That's what happened. You got it burned up on the pad?

Yeah, the testing. Oh my God, dude. One of the Gemini testing, wherever they burned up the astronauts when they were doing. Oh yeah, yeah. Well, gosh, Po, welcome to the show. What kind of final are you doing right now? Oh, nutrition final.

I'm nutrition. As it's online, I'm basically just, you know, I'm barely paying attention to it. So you got banned again from Twitter? I did get banned. It's really funny. Every time I get to 17K, Twitter just slaps me out of there. This is real weird.

Start your profiles getting too high. Yeah, that was happening to me about 12,000. And I just decided I would not be funny anymore. Like, I can't. I'm so fucking tired of rebuilding those accounts. Like, the funny thing is the funny thing. Like, the first time, when my account started blowing up, I was like, you know what?

Fine, whatever. People won't leave no matter what I do. I'm just gonna roll with it and just give them whatever they want. Yeah. And so I hit like 17K in like two months. And then Twitter was like, no, we're not having this. Yeah.

My other account, I went from like 1.5K to 17K in like three months. And I was like, I was really feeling a good mood. I was like, you know what? Sure, my house is flooded. Sure, I'm kind of stuck in a hotel for a bit. Sure, I just, my switch got destroyed by water damage. But you know what? Seven things came out of that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that very same day. It's just, ugh. Gone. That's such a shitty feeling. Joey Salad's got his account, Nuke too. Yeah, I mean, Trump got fucking censored.

Did you see that? Does they hit or deleted a Michelle Malkin video that Trump tweeted? I'm like, wow, man, you guys got some fucking balls on you. Thank God there's not two of him. I don't know. I hope he does something about it eventually, but he seems to only want to do things at some point. He seems to only want to keep his eye on things.

Like, what do you really do? Like, what? I mean, it's a private company. Well, the CDA, the Communications Decency Act, Section 230, prevents, legally prevents you from being able to sue private companies for their moderation decisions online. And that is a protection that no other private company in the US has. Like you can sue Denny's for discriminating against you

for any reason, and that will affect how they treat people. You cannot sue, YouTube, Twitter, or any of these people for how they discriminate. And the nature, like America is built on lawsuits that are lawsuits of harm, suing for how you were harmed. All of our entire culture, our entire legal system is built on the idea of suing for harm and every business runs knowing that they could be sued for harm. So I think that if he revoked that, but they won't.

I mean, they won't. That alone would change the face, would change the face of the internet overnight. It really would. If they thought they could get sued for shit, Alex Jones has Alex Jones, look at all the money he could sue for. You guys fucked my whole empire. I'm suing you for $100 million. Go ahead, Paul. If I could sue Twitter, I would, oh my God, I would be on a right now. I would be on Twitter's ass like right now. Yeah. Yeah.

So CDA230 prevents you, me, Roger Stone, prevents us all from suing them based on their moderation, which they may be totally meritless, but you get 10,000 lawsuits coming your way. You are firing the deerkin that work for you that's costing you to defend yourself. You're like, okay, all the fucking mental patients here, the trans, bucks, trans, you are firing the deer kin that work for you that's costing you to defend yourself. You're like, okay, all the fucking mental patients here, the trans, bucks, trans, female, bucks, whatever, you're all fucking gone. Because let me guess, they're gonna be a little sensitive

and they're going, yeah, you guys remove a lot of people. It's not gonna be 10,000 losses, maybe like a lot of people will combine their losses into one, but individually, it will be up in like the like the high Hundred thousands of millions Yeah, I'm sure people who've been messed up on Twitter. Yeah Anyway, fuck Twitter. How are you doing, man? Give me some good news because Louis just giving me the worst news I've ever maybe heard in my life. Oh good news good news. Um

Well I have a good hotel room. I guess. Yeah. Hey, you bunker down. Are you bunker down for COVID? Pretty much like my house is flooded right now. Oh, shit. Yeah. How did that happen?

Um, apparently the second floor bathroom was just leaking. And we just, we one day we were in the base and we looked up and like, wow, that's a lot of water. Oh, shit. Yeah. And also, yeah, our fridge was also leaking, which also made the basement leak more. So we also didn't know that. And then also our yard is flooded for some reason.

We don't even know what that's about. Yeah. Um, you want to talk to me uh, I mean, we could just start with your username, Pose Law. Oh, yeah. Oh, Pose Law. Give us a background. Give us a background of you for everybody who's listening. I know, I know Louie's a fan, but give everybody else a background. If you can. Okay. Still, um, on Twitter, I'm Pose Law. I'm basically, um on Twitter on post law. I'm basically I Just post whatever it comes to mind and whatever I find what I'm just like scrolling through for channel lively and

Usually like this stuff But I was a lot of people and it just makes me laugh about how People react to it like I started when um Like the main post lot this came about because some people were like, we don't know if you're joking or serious when you say the things you do. Yeah. I just went with that. I just chose to ask my new name. Before I was just undead scrub. So, really, I only started posting the way I did back in November 2019, where I had

a really bad flu. I just felt so sick and I was like, you know what? I feel really sick. I want to make other people feel bad so I can laugh at their pain. So I just started posting the worst videos I could find it from 4chan. Yeah, it's really, it really is a sickness, isn't it? Like getting fucked around, there is just no way

to get back at people. I feel like shit. So you're gonna feel like shit. Yeah, you guys have fucking twisted the screw too many times and the only way to get back at you is to make you confused and feel bad. That niggling feeling of just crappiness and confusion that sticks in your mind like a sliver that you can't shake

all day, you have to like, I I don't know was that guy being thrill or am I am I the idiot here? Yeah, I'm trying to work it out Yeah, that's what we're left with just to been trained to be a bunch of assholes Fuckface says to ask you about she Hulk Look I'm also a bit of a comics fan or I used to be before, you know, Marvel and DC just started making me hate them. Yeah. But I posted a bunch about shehulk and about, if you know recent shehulk has gone from basically, um, an Amazon to like, like an ogre from Harry Potter.

It's just, it's just really weird. Okay. And yeah, and the whole reason, the whole reason it started was because there's this one writer at Marvel who wanted to use the Hulk for this story, this avenger story. And the writer, the executives were like, no, you can't use him. He's dead right now. Use somebody else. So you're like, you know what? I'm just going to take she Hulk and just make her the Hulk and give no reason for it. Yeah.

Did you see the new black cat? This one pissed me off. I saw that. Okay. Sean, look at this. This is what, I don't know if you're familiar with Spider-Man or any of the guys around that, but this is a little bit.

This is like one of the chicks characters. One of the really hot ones. Can I just buy her man, growing up? This is the one that you'd beat off to. This is what she used to look like. That's pretty much true, yeah. This is what she used to look like, right? Yeah, sure.

Wow, I could jerk off to that twice. Look at that. I could get a blowjob from her and I'd love to get a blowjob. That would count as losing your virginity. I could do it. That would make as losing your virginity Okay, so for some reason they have turned this beautiful woman into this for some reason Why why are we this is turning kids game more than two duct tails dads with I'm with got I'm with game A guy like they they made her hips wider than her shoulders like and that's definitely done on purpose

Oh, this is they changed her into a woman that you encourage to keep her clothes on doing like she's got this like Terrible posture like really dumpy. It almost looks like she's like trying to stick her gut out Guns they highlight they put her in something that highlights her fucking gun. Look at this. She's got handwarming pockets just to stick her fucking gunt out like Yosemite Sam. This is what you have to beat off with if you're a kid. Hey, mom, can we go down to Spider-Man?

So I can pick up, I'm watching. That's just really just, it's just unattractive all the way around. Yeah. Why are they doing this, Poes Law? Well, this is just the Marvel Spider. It's just this show on Disney Channel or whatever. And basically all their designs are terrible and completely uninspired. Just make the characters look horrible, basically.

Yeah. Yeah, they do. Mission accomplished. And really, just Marvel in general, their whole design, like, influence seems to be take everything that basically straight white guys would like and make it into something that their new gender fluid readers would be interested in, but they never are. Hmm. Do gender fluid people want to see this shit? Do gender fluid people want to see this shit? You have to ask a gender fluid person.

It's a really loud about it. I want to put on Twitter. I just can't imagine any human wanting, like, it's like, I don't know, you look at like old Renaissance paintings and there's a beauty to them and then they're, then you went through, you go through period, but they were all great until you get through like the pop art phases, like the Picasso. As soon as women start appreciating art, it turns into shit.

Like that's when you get the mateese. I was just kinda saying, why is he fucking sucks, man? I agree. Fucking sucks, it looks like shit. I'm not an art, I am not an art expert. I just, I know what I like, and I've actually been, you have too, I think, to the mateese museum. Yeah. I just, I know what I like and I've actually been,

you have to, I think, to the Matisse museum. Yeah. I think it's a, I think it's a niece. And I'm like, why the fuck did anybody like this guy? It just looks like shit. I feel the same way about James Joyce. His writing? Yeah, you mean?

Yeah. I haven't read any. Not since high school anyway It's as soon as women get in they started appreciating on the nonsense parts of it that they can project themselves into and the story behind it And then the guys the fucking simps come along and start induct and start adopting that mindset to prop up What is horror what is a hortotrosius art? Which is this? Well, we're looking at right now that you can't beat off to.

I can beat off to a Gainesboro any day of the week. Like if somebody drew you that and they're like, I'm working on it, it wasn't, it wasn't backed by Marvel or DC or any known producer of comics, like would you, and you were an exec or something, would you go, would you take any kind were an exec or something, would you go, would you take any kind of chance on that show? Would you think anything about that is good or worthy of,

like being seen by the general public? I fucking super here. You would literally be like, this guy has no talent. Yeah, go, go sort of have no talent. Yeah, go make like good. Well, when you're not with DC or Marvel, you're art has to be on a very, that's true. Sure.

Really good. Like, you can give, I don't like any random artist in Marvel a chance, and they'll do whatever. But if you want, if you're an image or dark horse, and you give them like terrible art, they're like, nobody's going to read this. Nobody's going to want this. Yeah.

Yeah. Except you did have the, there was a while ago, like 2017, where the GI Joe comics went super woke and like nobody liked it. It was just weird. Thank God for Japan. There's just only gonna be Hentai in the future because Japan doesn't give a fuck. You know what I mean?

This is, you can't, like I don't even want to look at this again. I don't know why I still have it up. There, and now we're talking. All right, post-it, what makes you a rage, man? Tell us what makes me rage, what makes you rage? Uh, basically everything that Twitter is doing right now, everything's put us doing right now, the whole Twitch nonsense with that deer girl. What is that shit?

How many other deer so they have working there? It's, and apparently she's not just weird. She's also apparently mean to people who even slightly disagree with her, even people are gaming team or whatever. Yeah, I did see that. Well these are, I mean, I guess these are the, when people say that Mexicans are doing the jobs that Americans don't want to do, I guess these are the jobs that they think Americans want to do.

Sit around pretending to be a deer. Maybe so. Narcking on people online. God. All right, the vote shot is harmful. I saw that too. Voice chat is harmful because it necessarily targets marginalized people. Marginalized people. Basically, they're saying that if you're not a straight white male, you're scared of

how your voice sounds. I mean, I can't tell you're black from your voice. Wait, I do find and voice chat. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's the, why is it bad? Did not want to pick up on like a dialect or like a, what's. Yeah, but they're like,

cause they sound like buffalo bell. Right, right, male with a good voice. You might be scared to speak and voice chat or have others judge your voice. It's also possibly referencing trans people to. It's a whole thing. Because somehow, somehow the people on the internet are able to, science doesn't know how they're able to do this, but they're able to identify trans women through only the power

of the voice. And I don't know if there's any studies on that. I don't know if these people are trained in hate, perhaps, that gives them this unique ability to identify trans women based solely on their voice, but that's what's happening. You really, like, you're also, especially with people having terrible mics anyway, you really couldn't tell. All you know is, oh, that guy has a high pitch voice or whatever. That's the best of you can go. Yeah. That's what you've said is just very hateful.

That guy has a high pitch voice. Here is what, here's the real reason why. This is an article titled, these places make non-athletic girls, oh, using an adblock or fuck off. A woman went to a Pilates class, I guess, a mom. These places make non-athletic girls feel awful. Mom, 40, breaks down in tears and leaves a fitness class early after the fit quote, fit and attractive women made her feel like a quote failure. Journalist John Kowaliams made a New Year's resolution

to improve her fitness, little late to be cashin' in that resolution, isn't it? Fat fuck, she joined an exercise class but fled the gym in tears after feeling intimidated. So this is just fit people, fit people on their own are offensive. Just a debt they exist is offensive. Do you remember what happened when a Dell lost weight?

When Twitter started hearing, oh, a Dell lost weight. All the hippos got very upset. We had a Dell. A woman literally wrote an article that said, oh, seeing, I was in bed and all my friends just sent me messages about a Dell losing weight. And my first thought was, what kind of boring life

do you all live where that is like the first thing you talk about is delusing weight. And my first thought was, what kind of boring life do you all live with that is like the first thing you talk about is when you wake up. There was a second thing they did. The first thing was like order tubs and tubs of ice cream. And apparently she said a delusing weight made fat women like me feel horrible. And I'm like, good, you should never feel good. Never. This person should wake up every day feeling lousy.

Look at what they're capable of. The mom of three said she felt like a failure and wishes she had persevered. I bet her husband wishes she had too. Her honesty prompted others to share their own stories. Now what happened to her? You know, was she like in her life? No, I mean-

She was molested. Just like did all these fit attractive women come up? Is like, what are you doing in here, fatty? It's like high school. Yeah, like what? I mean, I mean, that didn't even happen in high school. Did she just look at people who are in much better shape and more attractive than her and just couldn't take it, couldn't take, you know, being faced with reality?

I think we have a planet fitness problem here where like people see like fit people exercising and seeing that they're not fit and they're exercising, they feel worse about it. So like a planet fitness is this thing called the lump alarm. I don't know if you've heard about it. Say it again, say it slower. Planet fitness has this thing called the lump alarm. Lump alarm? Yeah.

The lump alarm. Okay. I thought? Joe, yeah, the lump alarm. Okay. I thought it was a joke. I thought it was just in commercials. But apparently if you go to like the wait section and like start going at it and like grunting and like dropping weights, someone will hit the alarm and it basically tells you stop doing that. Yeah.

Okay. It basically designed to make you feel like if you're getting a workout, you're the bad guy. Well, those people are pretty fucking annoying. I don't want if you grunt or like exhale on the thing, but there's a point. Yeah. Look, up until like I was 300 pounds in January. And he literally had a plan of fitness with my trainer. I was using the weights. Someone hit the lung alarm on me. And I was like really me. What were you doing?

Yeah. I was doing squats with a barbell. Yeah, squats will do it. You could be allowed doing some squats, right? Yeah, you can, but I mean, you know, I don't know. There's a there's a point. And it's like everybody knows that point. Yeah. Most people make that. I was a fucking bell who gives a shit. Ring it. Ring it all day. I don't fucking care. Here's if you here's what she said. If you follow my stories, you will know that I fled a gym in today and tears. I sat in my car sobbing for almost an hour before I could drive home.

This person is, this person should be thrown in jail. That's fucking psychotic. I went to the gym and then sat in my car and cried for an hour before I could fucking drive. And then I posted it on the internet. That was that's what I'm the post. The internet. It's it's so busy. Why do you want to? Okay, writing about it is one thing, but you it's it's it's there's something wrong when you just want to post you have the presence of mind. You're so fucking emotionally destroyed that you need to sit there and and film it and then post it. Look at this shit. This is our video. That's not what fucking people do

who actually want to work through their problems. Maybe she could work out enough to uncross those eyes. Look at that. Something's going on. It's all kind of stick-mins. There you go. And you just got banned again. She's a part-time Instagram, mummy blogger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Sick people. Sick people. Sick people sick people. All right, let me let me read some of these. Let me read some of these comments. What do you think? Oh, I don't know. What I'm going to miss the most because I have a friend who knows some people at

Twitter and she actually asked them, is there any chances guy can get into the count back and they were like like did he put on sensitive That's sensitive thing and she was like no like well this guy's not getting his account back Yeah, no never never and she asked him like can you tell me what he did and they're like we we honestly can't yeah We already banned himself So what Well, what's your new one man and then I'm gonna get going to get out of here. Living scribe. Living scribe. Okay.

Living scribe. All right. Go do your, go do your fucking fitness exam. Your Mike's a little fucky as well, but. Yeah, I'm trying to get a better one. Get a better one. Get a yeti. Yeah.

You got to blow it up. I might. He hasn't arrived yet. Are we getting refunds? Amazon stock prices through the roof. Are we getting prime refunds for all this fucking time? Where is that? We can sue them by the way.

Thank God, thank God all companies aren't protected from all lawsuits from everything. We can remedy that one. All right, Paul, get out of here. Thank you. It's good talking to you, man. See ya. You too.

Don't be so crazy. Back to your final doom and gloom everywhere. I'm just reading this article. With the fat woman. Absolutely nothing happened to her. Nothing happened to her. Nobody said anything. Nobody did anything.

Nobody looked at her way and laughed. She's going to the fucking gym, man. She saw people interacting and making jokes about oh, the Christmas break and all that kind of stuff. And then she fell out of her, out of depth, uncomfortable, and then cried and walked out. That's what happened. The shocking thing is that the,

that will just understand that. Like the shocking thing about that is you hear that a woman did that and your first thought is like, oh, it sounds about right. Like, well, you know, this is not a, like, not to me, that's surprising. To you, that's surprising.

Yeah, not to me. Like, if I hear about a woman who took all of her clothes off and ran around the street and shit in a pumpkin, shit in like a McDonald's pumpkin happy meal, then you're surprised. I think, wow, I can't believe that someone did that. That would be me. Yeah, usually. This, wow, I can't believe that someone did that. That would be me. Yeah, usually.

This, I'm like, yeah, that sounds about right. Hey, Dick, funny story of getting fucked over. Using a throwaway email for reasons. I've been dirt poor, pretty much my entire life, living with my sister and single mother until I was 19. Even though I was poor as hell, I'm good looking and smooth talking enough to supplement my depression with a high sex drive and sex addiction.

Doctors' words, not mine. Wow, you could get a doctor to say you have a sex addiction. If it's that 19, kind of compulsive behavior and stuff, I mean, you can act with almost anything like with that addict, that thing, that thing. It's like it's... Was that your first blowjob? What did you think? I thought it was pretty nice.

How did it end? I mean, I finished in a mouth. Oh, no. It's fine. I mean, this should fill you with confidence. Well, like it, dude, it's good. I mean, you should, but also it should make you want to, yeah, be a better man.

You'll get there, yeah, you'll get there. But also, sometimes you have to know the rules of the game before you announce you're the winner. Well, do you know what I mean? I get exactly what you're saying. It's your immature celebrating. I thought the rules. I thought I understood the rules.

I thought I followed them. I thought I won and I did not do that. But don't, you know, but you've got to tell me. It's a little suck dick like it's nothing. That's why we have the... It's not, you can't discount what you did do. You did something great. You can't, but I still didn't win.

So it doesn't matter. I'm not a, listen, I'm not, I don't, I, again, I still feel really good about myself. Yeah. It's just I didn't win and I thought I won. Yeah. You still talking to this chick? Dude, I just messaged her. It's you messaging back.

I'm gonna find out. It says that she's offline right now. What are you talking about? You said I wouldn't Dude, I just messaged her. Is she messaging you back? I'm gonna find out. It says that she's offline right now. What are you talking about? You said I wouldn't learn if I got a big job. Ah! You lied to me. Ah! No.

Did you expect this at all? No. Oh my God. And I feel like I've disappointed everybody. Well, you have. Oh my God. Everyone, what was I talking about like two weeks ago? And I said, absolutely nothing. You can take for guaranteed. Like for sure. Oh my God. Remember, what was I talking about like two weeks ago when I said absolutely nothing,

you can take for guaranteed, like for sure. You have to ask people, I know. Just down to the assumptions are dangerous, 100% of the time. Yeah, like when you say you did that, do you mean you? Yeah, no, actually, I don't like, okay. Well, thanks. I'm now 24, okay.

With a degree in astrophysics, I recently had a big breakthrough. I started a career where I'm making 24 with a degree in astrophysics. I recently had a big breakthrough. I started a career where I'm making nearly six figures. I can't say what I'm doing for legal reasons, but the income alone is enough to make me enjoy the job. Good looking, high sex drive, addiction. Yeah, so okay, wow. Good job.

I wonder how that could go wrong. About five weeks ago in one of my manic sex hungry episodes. Really? People are talking like this, like sex addictions and they have mania sex hungry episodes. Isn't that just like being over? I think that's him saying, you know, sex hungry. I banged a six out of 10 with decent cans,

but a disappointing ass cut to today. The broad tells me she's pregnant and the baby is most likely mine. In my panic, I tell her we can get the abortion and I'll pay for it. No problem. That's good framing already. He says the abortion, saying that it's definitely happening. Very good. Good afternoon.

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Can't escape. Yeah. If the cycle continues, now you've got some other broke ass, oh, with a single mom, with a kid. She's like, you're getting off, you're getting off cheap.. She's like, you're getting off cheap. Oh, if it is yours, you're getting off way cheap.

Oh, there's no way she would let him, there's no way she would let this guy go. Six out of 10, get those claws in you, man. Oh boy, boy, boy. You got to propose to her. Lean into it hard. I love you. Snuff your life out before it begins.

No, no, no, no, I love you. Let's get married. Just know that was not the right time for the baby. It's the Hail begins. No, no, no, I love you. Let's get married. Just now, that was not the right time. It's the Hail Mary. It's the Hail Mary. Yeah, no, no, totally. Shoot, you're done. Yeah.

Right. No, you're right. Second, you're right. I want to have kids with you all that kind of stuff. I would love to have kids with you all that kind of stuff. But just right now, it's not the right time. I'm just getting underway and I don't feel like I'm as stable as I want to. Let's just, you know, you will make a lot more money

if you agree in the future. If you just delay this a little bit for me, I love you. Yep, you're beautiful. Say that, you get live. You get live. And then you leave town, leave the state, leave the whatever, leave the planet, horrible advice. Jamie says on Nazis being unfunny and boring,

needing to hold barn dances in Hutonanis, George Lincoln Rockwell used to hold what he called hate ananas. Yeah. And when the freedom riders were doing their love bus, he drove a hate bus around the city. He picked up whatever passengers wanted to ride. Huh.

Yeah, I was not a rat about. Huh. Yeah, I was really happy. I was really happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Race and voting habits, alternative explanation. Did you hear us talking about race and voting habits? Oh yeah. What do you think about that, dude? It's all cultural, but yeah. Black people absolutely 100% vote a certain way.

And okay, because there is, I like to think of it that there are politics, there are Democrats, there are Republicans, and then there's black people. Black people are not a part of a party. Black people are their own party. We have our own beliefs, and they make no sense at all. Like, we'll only vote for Democrats, but absolutely none of us would give the government our guns. So, there's like this weird mix-up, up like back and forth between like the two parties.

You're looking at their main partners. Well, and like black people, like what's, what's a lot of, I think a lot of black people stands on like, on like gay marriage and stuff. Like not as good as you. Like super like fucking hard, hard hard right on that right? I mean Lord. Yeah did not make man to be with man a screw. He's not going to the religious background too. So dude every black person is really like and that's like a part of the it's a part of the culture. Yeah. You're there is no gay like it you're you're either straight or you're not. You just momentarily confused, temporarily confused.

Or you're a rapper. You know what? Well, okay, like rappers who went out by gun, like people don't talk about easy. He was gay? No, he's well, I mean, well, he died of AIDS, right? Oh, well. That's not going out right.

Well, yeah, but how many people, I mean, compared to like Biggie and Tupac and, right, I mean, yeah, it's just, I don't know, like unless you're keeping it on the down low, people are not okay with gay, like at all. I guess my point is you talk about race and culture and it seems like the chicken and the egg, like, well, okay, I understand that the culture influences

your decisions, but what, but you made the culture. So which was okay, I understand that the culture influences your decisions, but you made the cultures, so which was first, how can you pull the two apart? Well, Mexicans park in the front yard, black people have bench presses in the front yard. Like what, what is the sort of poor, what is I've seen white trash do that too? White trash have a big fat woman in a key pool in the front yard. That's how they do it. I know like geneticists, like that conversation last week, geneticists would have pissed their pants

in their entire wardrobe laughing at that. Oh, please. It's, I mean, the whole phenotypic like genetic thing is like geneticists have known that that's ridiculous since like the 70s. Wait, what? Population genetics. Like where you go. You're aware that the difference that we just saw iss. Wait, what? Population genetics. Like where you go.

You're aware that the difference that we just saw is an accepted identity, right? That you're, these people are also some in support of that. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's, we're talking, we're talking geneticists. Yeah, yeah, not chronologists. What were you saying? Oh, that's it.

Oh, okay. Here is voting habits and alternative explanation. Here is the alternative explanation for, let me see here. No, no, no, there's one I want. Oh, here it is, Tim heard. Arguing shot about HPD, the nuclear family, racial preferences.

You remember when we were talking about how white people prefer nuclear family and everywhere else, they want big, everybody lives in the same roof. Yeah, I don't know. Is it everywhere else? Well, I mean, I don't know. Is it everywhere else? Well, I mean, I don't know. Seems like something you might already know,

but you might find this interesting. TLDR, white people have a genetic predisposition to nuclear families and there's robust research on this. I don't know if that's true. The thing is, I don't know either. Look, I've been sent some research on some things and it takes, like, it's always so funny because some of the stuff that's really out there,

it takes like two seconds to debunk. Well, here's people don't want it, people don't want to do it. They're afraid what they might find. Yeah, like 5G. They'll understand that 5G is causing all of this. Look up the Hage-No-Line, he says. So this is some kind of line in Europe.

People inside these lines get married later, have fewer children and live in nuclear families, traditionally. Hage-no-ly. Okay. People outside these lines, marry earlier, have more children and live in extended families.

And here's the reason why he's saying. The widely believed explanation for this is that the lines are the approximate boundary of Roman Catholicism and that the Roman Catholic Church was unique in that it banned cousin marriage. Yeah. So you've got a thousand more of years of a eugenics program perpetrated by the Roman Catholic Church that bred out cousin fucking. Does that make sense?

The hypothesis is that the clannishness is an inbuilt human tendency, but the Catholic Church ban on cousin marriage was a 1,000 year de facto eugenics program that bred clandishness out of people. I mean, I could see that. So you get, yeah, it's part of population genetics, and then you get like the, you get a bottleneck like that, when like a, when a, when a, usually that's when a large portion of a population is just kind of wiped out.

Yeah, and then this, this made them more atomistic, individualistic, and this is thought to explain why Western Europe is historically basically the only place in the world that doesn't think socialism is good. I don't know about that. I mean, that's interesting. It's like a church could have a pretty heavy hand

when it comes to. When they rule for a thousand years, I mean, you can do it. You can change a lot of things in that length of time under threat of death. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's kind of the ultimate, you know, it's of time. Under threat of death. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's kind of the ultimate, you know, it's like, oh, you're not alive anymore.

So, you know. Um, let me keep an eye on the chat, see if anybody else. Riley, let me know if anybody else is supposed to call in. I've had too much disappointment for today. Mm-hmm. Here's some advice, 3D Easy, Chick won't shut up about her ex,

Hey Dick and Sean. I made think serious with a 34D cutie a little month over a month ago. Things are going great, but she seems to have an obsession with looping just about every conversation we have to something involving the guy she dated before me. Oh my God, these women granted they were together for three years. Don't you fucking defend her ass to me. Oh my God. These women granted they were together for three years. Don't you fucking defend her as to me. Mother fucker. You're thinking this. You put that into words. Hey, you got

it. You want to go go talk to a therapist or something about this shit. Don't bring this shit to me. Ever. Don't you ever I'm going to tell you once nicely. Hey, don't be talking about your. If you're we're in a relationship going forward, I don't, you know what? I, yeah, that's not my fucking deal. Talk to your friends. Talk to your friends about this shit. Talk to me.

Talk to your therapist, talk to fucking whatever. I'm out. Yeah, deal with that shit on your own. That's not for me to fucking sort through. Granted, they were together for three years and it's always something bad she has to say. But God damn, I'm at the point where I don't, where I know more about this asshole than I do about her. Do I bring up that it's annoying as fuck? Yes. Yeah. Or do I just keep on tuning it out and pondering over whether

to kill him? No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, that turned quickly. Her or myself, whenever she starts rattling on, and hope she gives it a rest. No, no, no, cause you're just gonna get more and more pissed off. Like you're just, no, just say, look, you're not talking, we're not talking about this anymore. Like talk about it with anyone other than me.

Women's brains are broken. They have no fucking idea, they have the machine. I have research on that. They have no fucking idea what to do with them. It's just turning non-stop. And it grabs the first thing that it knows and starts to have this thing in their head that makes them talk compulsively all the time.

So they grab whatever they've got and run it through the Play-Doh Fun Factory that is their mouth. And whatever it was comes out non-stop. You've got to help, you've got to help. If you want, if you want to pretend like, if you want to act like you have any balls, look, I'm tired of hearing about your fucking boyfriend.

Every time you want to talk about him, say something nice about me instead. There you go. Now you've got some, like, playing with tinker toys in your mind. Now you have something to work with because I know you can't, I know I'm not gonna explain why this is rude to you.

Because if that ever worked, women wouldn't be what fat women wouldn't be walking around in sweatpants that are too tight carrying dogs and little purses. So I fucking know you guys don't understand what rude is. Try that. Just try it. Try it for me for a week, see how it goes.

Harry can of worms, hey Dickenshawn. I've been chatting with someone I met online around the beginning of the shelter in place. She's nice, good looking, decent canned situation. And it's clear that if we weren't doing all this distancing, she would have spent the night a couple of times already. I wonder what would have happened in that night, Louis, what do you think? Because of the distancing, we've only sent pictures and done video chats, where we've never really seen each other without some amount of video compression

slash smoothing. That's a bit odd, isn't it? Yeah, he's worried that like, you know, that she's the greatest fucking artist in the world over there, right? She's got a budget of a huge budget movie to make herself look way better than she is. Well, you know, video compression, it does kind of smooth skin over.

I mean, I don't know what it is. Yeah, I mean, I've seen people look good and people look terrible. Recently, she sent a pick and I could see she doesn't shave under her arms. Oh, boy. Yeah. Okay. A little weird, but not the worst thing in the world. I could live with that. I don't know about that. Yeah. I mean, that's a, that's definitely a sleep. I'm sure some cultures, that's fine. I mean, yeah, I don't wanna see hair under a chick's arms. I really don't.

I think that would be, I don't think I could do that. It's too fucking gross, man. Yeah. I don't lie, I don't like my armpits. Yeah. I could live with that. She had said multiple times that she loves body hair. I just assumed she meant on guys.

I mentioned it after, I mentioned it after she sent the pick and she laughed and said that her leg hair, sometimes rivals guys look too. Why am I? Why am I? Yeah, that, there's some weirdness going on there. Yeah, that's there's some weirdness going on there. What's your media like rubbing Rogaine all over her face? Trying to be ready for yeah, like trying to grow a beard.

Would you immediately turn me off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She says she hasn't shaved in years. What everywhere? I guess. Oh, dude. What the? I hear a fucking German shepherd.

What are you talking about, man? Come on, respect yourself. You can be better than this. She said she hasn't shaved in years. So now I'm wondering how much video compression had hidden from me. I think you have your answer. She seems great. You're other than that. Other than she looks like a fast guile.

Call me fucking shallow or whatever, but like, yeah, that's a huge turn off. But now I've been conditioned to like women who don't have hairy pits or hairy legs. Is that cultural? Do you think, is that in your DNA or is that cultural, Sean? Cultural. You think it's cultural? Have you grew up with chicks just hairy all the big, hairy legs? You did. Probably.

But now I just keep imagining her with a dude's legs, which ruins my entire image of her. Yeah. She really wants to meet up at some point, but now I don't know. Am I just an idiot? Should I just deal with it? Could you imagine blowing a load on a chick's legs

and it's like all in her hair? Oh, God. So gross. That is just, yeah. I want her leg hair and she's like against your... Well, like she fucking fainted on it. She brush it, dude. She breathes up against you like, you know, in the night and you're like, oh fuck it's a spider.

What if you're going down on her and her fucking hairy ass legs are on the back of your... Oh! Like tickling the inside of your ears. I don't like this story. I don't like this either, yeah. Should I just deal with it? I mean, you're going to. I know that you're going to.

You're riding this because you are definitely going to fuck her because you already put in the time. So just do it. God. I imagine trying to convince her to shave her legs is probably just gonna end poorly. No, you could trick her into it. Probably.

I could trick anybody in it. Tell her it's for like, L.SS or, you know, everybody's doing it. Yeah, my mom's doing this charity for ALS where you shave your legs. Right, for, and then I give you 30 bucks. For dogs with pattern baldness, you know, or something. You put it in a baggy and then you're on your head for like the cancer patients, but yeah, yeah,

you shave all your hair off your legs for just dog, dog, alopecia. Give her a massage and put an air in the massage lotion. It starts to burn. Just get in there real quick. Oh God, poor guy, so. Glavin, glavin, glavin glumbles. So as I've got a favor to ask. It's kind of advice, it's kind of a request.

I'm getting out of the liberal bastion called High School this year, graduating in about a week. I was wondering if you would be able to mention it on the show. There you go. I'm joining the military here soon, and that's the life plan that I've got. No colleges in my sites. I've got a pretty good deal with them. 20 grand as a signing bonus.

Pay for housing and free. Hydraff pick. Yeah. Free in-state tuition. I just don't know what the fuck to do with my life, aside from the military. The male side of my family has been engrossed in the military.

My dad is in the Navy. My dad is in the Navy. My brother is in the Air Force, not family business, which is what I'm doing. My brother-in-law is in the Marines. You got them all covered on my phone. Wow. I don't see military as my entire life career, but I don't know what the hell I'll do

after my four or six years in the military. Well, I mean, you might find out that you're in, you know, like you like intelligence or say you could, you know, maybe go on a security or something afterwards. There's lots of shit, lots of doors that might open up. By- Six years in the military.

I'm 18 currently. What should I do in six years? Wow. I don't even have these kinds of plans. I have a feeling. I have a feeling that you'll, all of a sudden, you'll see opportunities where you don't see now. He's probably thinking, oh, I get trained to be a soldier

and like, that's what do I do if I don't stay in the military and train other soldiers or whatever. Here's what you do. Find out what your dad likes about what he, in his life, and then just try to do it better than him and rub it in his face. Just concentrate on doing that. Whatever he's most awards or whatever military awards, just try to get more in the name. Serious or not, serious advice is perfectly fine and I'm fine

with you using my name. Thanks. I don't know how reassuring it is to have a sane person in my ear every week. Yes, I really do. Yeah, I really fucking, because you turned this show off, you got fucking deer people pretending to eat grass and paying their tits and banning you. Banning you from you. You got the health department advisor who won't do an interview about a global pandemic on your radio station if you accidentally call them the wrong pronoun. And they can't do a sit-up either. Can't do a sit-up.

Maybe they have never done one. You've got people duping other people into thinking that a blowjob means you're not a virgin anymore. Just to clear that up, uh, was not the person who told me that. There was someone else in the virgin server called R-Girl who co-signed that.

And they posted pictures. R-Girl? Yeah. It's this otherigned that. And they posted pictures. Our girl? Yeah, it's this other black guy. Oh, okay. Yeah, not a girl. He's giving me, no, he's giving me good advice. So. We got black dudes posing as girls.

Black on black crimes. Yeah, happening in real time on our virgin server. Look at the kid escape it. That's everywhere. Oh, Louis, I'm sorry. Me too. Oh, I should have worked out better for you. Stinky masks is, hey, Louis, I'm sorry. Me too. I wish today had worked out better for you. Stinky masks is, hey, Dick,

L.A. college student here who is now realized that I'm being financially sotomized and by the entire world. Yep, that's true. Your insurance rant and currency Bitcoin stuff was really fucking eye-opening. I've been trying to learn more, but I haven't found where to start.

Any suggestions on how to become a money artist? Oh God, I didn't even mention it. You remember how when McAfee called in, I said that the Fed would start buying ETFs, and that's what I'm afraid of. They fucking announced that they were gonna start doing it. Yeah, totally under the radar, nobody said anything. They said aside like $80 billion to multiply by 10 and start buying corporate

bond ETFs, which are also traded on the stock exchange. So there you go. Meet your new biggest debt holders in America, the Federal Reserve. I can't wait till they start munking around with the fucking stock market. I don't know. I don't know how to, I don't know how to tell people to get better with money. They just don't know. People in general just don't know fucking anything about what their money is doing. Like, what would you, what would you say they do? Get a background on like how the monetary

system in the United States works. Do they need that? Start with what affects you. Okay. And then go out, learn about every, like if you have a paycheck, go look at every single thing you're getting raped on. Yeah. And find out exactly where it's going. Right.

And that because you can, I mean, you can invest a ton of time just learning how the payroll tax works and how that's fucking you. Yeah. And why it's fucking you? Yeah, you can invest a ton of time just learning how the payroll tax works and how that's fucking you. Yeah. And why it's fucking you? Yeah, you can. And when it started and the things that were fucked already, because pretty much everything, I was telling it, but how do you, how do you, well, there's some things that you just can't, you can't rectify.

Oh, you can't fix any of it. Yeah. You can't fix any. Which is why I've gotten very depressed looking at that kind of stuff. I go, oh my god, it's set up to where you have no recourse. Yeah. This is taken from you and there is no way, no matter how clever you are, to fix it.

Yeah, and they set it up so not even is it taken from you, but it's taken from the people who would give you something to begin with. Like they've incentivized not you to be raped. They've incentivized people who you do business with to rape you. And then the people who do business with them to rape you, like the amount of layers of abstraction between you getting raped and who's actually doing the rape is start there. Yeah.

Follow it back and don't however you think it works, it doesn't work that way. Every time you jump to an assumption, like, well, I bet they do that for this. It's completely complicated. It's always more complicated so they can hide what they're doing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there's always more steps. The only person, Abraham Lincoln,

is probably the only time where it actually made sense when he decided the green, have you heard of greenbacks? Yeah. So greenbacks were specifically because Abraham Lincoln in order to pay for the war said, I'm just gonna print money. What the fuck, I'm just gonna make my own money,

fuck the banks, I'm the government, I don't need a borrow fucking money. I just print it, every dollar I print brings all the currency down a little bit. That's the tax. If I double the amount of currency and circulation, I just taxed everybody. I don't need a fucking bank to do that. I'm just going to do it.

That's the last time that it made sense. And then every other thing, then the bankers came in and they came in and lobbied and shut that down. They said, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not going to do that. You got killed. Surprise, surprise. Shut that down. He said, we're, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's like, man, yeah, start with fucking effect you. Find out where your money's going. That's, that's good. That's good. Then you, at least you can make smart moves about what your money's doing. That's what I would say to do. Are we done with advice? Maybe we're done. I see

here. Yeah, I think so. Who wanted to call in? Critical, cynical, and belez belez terrible. Oh, MacJarbo! Where's fucking what's Jarbo the Hut, right? Jarbo, what's up, man? Oh, it's got a banky him. Yeah, I can hear you. You're the MC Jarbo guy. I am, yes. Oh, God, your stuff is fucking amazing, man. Thank you, man. Thank you. This is MC Jarvo, who has somehow created a version of Monday and Matt that he can make talk and say what everyone and sing and rap. It's incredible. And all I think every time I hear something is like how much work went into this.

Dude, can I play one of your songs to get people hooked and then you tell us about how it's made? Of course. What one can I play one of your songs to get people hooked and then you tell us about how it's made? Of course. What, what one should I play on here? Let's see here. How about 1488? Is this one aliens? Aliens. Okay. And you've got a new album out where can people go to get that? It's mcjobo.com. mcjobo.com. You actually play one from the last week. See, that should be a lesson every time. I wanted to come on, I wanted to come on last week, but to be

honest, band camp did that same thing that they did with Fatsmas and just banned me. So I had no, no way to sell it. I had, you know, I saw that. I fucking saw that. Okay, here's MC jarbo with aliens. You can get his new album,

which is Monday and Matt rapping. Here's aliens. Here you go. his new album which is Monday in Matt Rapping. Here's Aliens, here you go, at MCDrarbo.com. 1488 Bitch. Dic Masterson made a video about me. Motherfucker. Dalmy Paisos had a video about me. Motherfucker.

Well, hey, guess what? I made a beautiful song about you, Ali. Let's talk about Mexicans. Filthy fucking savages, they come and steal your packages, and inflict aggravated damages. So how's there just with these rates? I don't know what the average is. For rape, probably as high as the number of underage Mexican marriages,

as tragic as it may seem, they're just keeping up with tradition, keeping up with religion, keeping their children up in the mission-dairy position, I you you had a whole lot of good issues and listen, you still don't know what the fuck you've been missing. I mean I don't know this from personal experience right there, just guessing. Kidding, kidding. Maybe that's why I pay so much. Look at kid, this room emery is a 14,000 of them sitting on a stick.

Bagged doesn't offend me, it's actually pretty good English, coming from a stick. Dog, change your feet. I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog. Then sitting on a stick bag it doesn't offend me is actually pretty good English coming from a sticky dog You can't see my dog picking it over the fuck a brittle Chuck Oh, that ain't right dog now. I'm gonna have to get my whip dog. That's not a card I don't mean a vehicle sitting dog after all would I want to make it be their fearful Let's talk about Mexicans and all those shitty states next to them But hey, Mexico or Chile. It's all the same kind of shit dog I don't care if you have to resort to 20 pesos a day from your fucking mom, I ain't giving you shit, dog.

I don't know why you don't know, I don't know why I need you, just to burn chop up the fucking animals. I don't know why you don't know, I love the horns. You can't move you, just to burn chop up the fucking aliens. We get back to work, hey, we get back to work. And animals, I don't know why you don't know. You better not do that, you go right. Let's talk about Mexicans, the ones that show so much negligence, the type of dick, just wipe a ditch, just to say that they had sex with them. This guy calls you a cuck, pizza at a hut, says that I suck dick.

You really think that I give 1% of a fuck? Well listen up, dick, you might be worth $22,000 a month with psycho-path. I think I did the math. Yeah, that's a lot of tax. Why are you running your mouth, running up to me and giving me hugs? It bid condit, gone. Erasing me, in front of my friends while trying to get rid of this dick coin. It goes, talk about Mexicans that steam the ass crack whenever you stand next to them I'm getting laughed at by a man who has never worked his heart in my life

Stay out of something like this together And with this white dude, stay out of the business between me and the people I've lied to I don't know why you don't know I am mean you're just a bunch of motherfucking animals I don't know why you don't know To do the need just to burn chop-butter fucking aliens Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You belong to Mexico You don't get no goddamn fucking mercy You don't deserve mercy You don't shit on a planet on Greenbaw

You make a money on Greenbaw He tried something with me He'll fucking good, make you feel like a big fucking man You belong to Mexico They're fucking dickless assholes I can rap on, fuck you You belong to Mexico You're fucking dickless asshole You're fucking dickless asshole I'm fucking brain bald Fuck you You're fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking You belong to Mexico. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Imagine it, it's a di di di. Oh, wow.

Whole album. Whole album. It's all that good, too. How do you do that, MC Jarbo? Ah, it's a lot of tedious editing. Yeah, it is. It's the, yeah, that's what it is, but I mean, I think, I think what comes out is worth it.

Oh, yeah, they're hysterical. You really just hand edit all of those, all of Delirics and not like all of them. Yeah, it's all, it's all, there's no other way to do it. No, it's not AI or anything like that. Wow. It's all, it's clipped. It's all clipped from his stuff, obviously, it helps that he's got so much shit that he's said. So the more, the more, you know, the more he's said,

the more natural I can make it sound. But yeah, it's all clipped. Are you software to help me find the samples? But yeah, it's a thing to do. So do you have like a transcriber and then you search for the logs to look for the clip? It just seems like, it seems like an unimaginable amount of work. TDS. Yeah. It like an unimaginable amount of work.

TDS. Yeah. It is. It is a lot of work. Yeah. I built the software to do it. No, it's just basically downloaded his entire channel. Just let me search through his whole channel. Does it? Does it help you pull the clips out to the software that you brought. I love it. You just to make fun of that. Yeah. Yeah. And tired software. Yeah. Just just for that one, just for that one purpose.

Uh, could could this software be used for any other purpose other than making fun of Matt? Like, can you run anybody through it? Yeah, I did, I did. I dobs. I think you played it. Oh, God, that's right. You did.

Right. Are you the only one that has access to this software? I did the, I did eye dubs. I think he played it. Oh God, that's right. You did. Right. Are you the only one that has access to this software? Yeah, I'm the only one that's there. It's everyone keeps asking me to release it. And I, oh, no way. I lose my ads, man. Yeah, it's like when, not for free.

No, no, no, definitely not for free. That's fucking incredible, man. You did the same thing for, you did videos of just him talking too, didn't you? Just Matt talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how I started. It was just it was the honest Matt show. Yeah. So, you know, just if you could just picture Matt, if I were what I tried to do was kind

of see what he would say if he was brutally honest for once in his life. Yeah. And just just from that kind of went into making it on a beat and then basically started it out and ended up with a whole album full of songs. So, where are you Australian? Where are you at? No, no, no, British, British. British, okay.

So we have too many Australian music guys in the show as it is. Well, if you had made it to Australia, you would have recognized the accent. You know what? Have you listened to their album yet still? Who's the hard man working on it? Yeah, it's really constipated. It's your favorite song on it. They're top to bottom.

It's like an old record. That's like that. You know, back when the people made great albums. Yeah. Not just a couple catchy singles. Did you like that song where you talk about your shirt? It's not on there. Okay.

All right. Not talking about my shirt. All right. That checks out. I'll get you one of these. Sean. Well, what's been the response? Have you talked to Matt as Matt message to you at all about this?

No, no, he hasn't spoken with me directly. I don't think he ever would. He was on some other stream. What was it? The gun stream, something like that. And he had used bro up, you know, he brought me up and he basically said that he has some respect for the music, but he wouldn't care if I killed myself. So are you kidding me?

This is great. Matt's such an idiot. He should have gone for the second he released his reporting history showing that he's been flagging everybody who made fun of him. He should have just leaned into it big time. So yeah, you're goddamn right. I fuck you. Fuck everybody.

Fuck Tommy Pesos. I'll flag you again. You can't fucking stop me. I'm the bolder kid. He can even take the character. I mean, he's not talented enough to wrap up. He can even take the character that I mean, he's not talented enough to rap, but he could even take the character that I've created and run with it. Like it's just there on a plate.

Like he's not doing anything with it. Yeah. And he, from all his old content, it seems like he likes on the nose racism. Like it seems like with his poly the polar bear thing and all his weird comments. It seems like this is right up his alley. Yeah. He should have just- I don't know what it is about, Matt, because you can tell he wants to say these things,

but he's either too shit scared or he doesn't, he's scared that his audience again will reject it. I mean, he doesn't have an audience and he was so- I don't know what the deal is with that. Well, what's next for you? Well, everyone keeps asking me to press the album because I can't release it. I mean, I've obviously released it digitally,

but I wanted to do it through Spotify, iTunes, and Amazon, and they're giving me a lot of grief. Ah, yeah. The dear people on charge are not letting me. Yeah, get his music right? They were okay. They were okay with with it at first and then it's a physical medium Put my girlfriend's daughter on there which made it made on there somehow and since then they just they're rejecting everything I'm uploading everything

I don't know. I want to press it I know it's wanna press it. I know it's limited run, and I'm probably gonna end up with tons of copies sitting around, but. Oh yeah, shipping is a bitch man. Take it from me, and you can't put as much on it. You wanna press it onto an LP?

Yeah, I'm thinking to do it. I'm thinking to do a double LP, like do the next album, and then release both of them, 20 minutes aside. Yeah. So, yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm playing with the idea. I don't want to say definitively, yes or no, because I don't want to let anyone down. A lot more people care for with those, be careful with that inventory.

Oh, yeah, I have to figure out a way to kind of arrange the logistics of that because it's, it's easy. Yeah. Well, what, you have a question, Sean? You're going to ask him. No, no, I just wanted to, you know, know how he goes through the process, but I mean, it's, it's kind of what I thought, except for the fact that he does have something fucking while I was content, but I don't know any other way to do that other than to just sit there and edit and tune.

You could do anybody like this. You could get any newscaster, Cuomo, Biden, you could have Trump. You could hook anybody up to this machine you have. Just about anybody. It works better when all the content is pretty much similar in style. There's no interleaved clips of other people because obviously the software can't detect who's speaking. Let's address the timestamp. God, that's funny. What makes you a rage, man? To be honest, right now, I mean, two things, the fact that I can launch this album the way I wanted it to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to say that anybody's life is takes precedence over anyone else, but this is, it just pisses me off.

Yeah, that's what I can do to make the call. Well, it's like, everybody, the whole, no, you can't wait till there's like a vaccine or something. Everybody, the world is going to have to assume an element of risk. You're not, you gotta start finding ways to work. Yeah. We have the flu. Yeah, we do.

This isn't any different. No, it is. It's worse, but it's not different. It's still a virus. It's not. Exactly. I mean, we have this thing already. It's not like we just, oh my God, we have viruses now.

We have had it forever. Hold on, I got a good stat for you on that one. Oh, I can't wait. It is adjusted lives lost. So this is, where's this peach from? This is from CDC, this is from CDC, motherfucker. Is it? Yes.

Data.cdc, okay, this is the, so you say somebody dies, right? Like how much life did they have left? That's a good measure of how much was lost. Because the old people are dying. Yeah, so if the average life expectancy is 80, and you died at 80, how many years do we lose zero? If you died at five, we lost 75 years. So this is the adjusted amount of lives lost. This is the normal flu.

You've got seven, 700,000 lost lives a year. Adjusted life, lost life is 8,8500, all right? Because of the, because of the old people, the old people. COVID, COVID has 615,000. Is that last right now? That's excuse me.

Years. Flu, flu years lost. Yeah. 700, let me start over. Flu deaths, 84,000. Okay. All right. That's from, that's this, this year.

I don't, because we know that we need to, yeah, check it, check it again. This is February 1st to May 13th. I don't know what season this was. We have flu in them. Yeah, flu flu plus pneumonia. Well, okay, look, and they're specifically not counting COVID pneumonia in this flu plus pneumonia category. But yeah, flu is a virus.

Nomonia is a bacteria. Yeah, but you die, you get killed by pneumonia when you have the flu. If you're sick with the flu, you get killed by the pneumonia. Yeah, it's like AIDS. It's not an AIDS death, but it is an AIDS death. No, I know. And like, coronavirus is a contributing factor because like, would they have gotten gone in the hospital if the, you know, yeah, and because one of the big fears of being

in a hospital is contracting pneumonia. Yeah, that's why nobody's going to get in there, fucking cancer, their boob scanning things right now. 84,000 deaths, 670,000 years lost, adjusted lives lost, 8500. Does that make sense to you? Adjusted lives lost. Because out of all of those deaths,

they were all on death's door already. So the total number of like, if you count the average lifespan, because they're older. Yeah. COVID, 80,000 deaths, years, 615 adjusted live loss, 770,000. So every time they throw that fucking giant number at you. According to the years lost, it's like 7,000 people that get killed. We're not talking about this swath of car accidents. No, like the main earners and their home out of their prime. No, it's not, it's people in fucking nursing homes.

Yeah. Which, sorry, but you guys fucked us over planning. So I don't really feel too bad about it. Anyway, pretty interesting graph. What were you going to say, Matt? MC Jorbo, you anything else? Just the whole thing. I'll just not be able to work and what that's going to bring for us in the next 20 years.

It's going to be great. Don't worry, the government has plenty of opportunities for you in the ratting sector. You can go to the trained to track your neighbors and rat them out if they're not social distancing enough. Here's Ellen from New Zealand sent me an update on what's going on there. They can go into your house now without a warrant to see if you're social distancing correctly. Are they on lockdown there?

Are they like fuck yeah? I thought they had it because it's like, you know, it's islands, right? Yeah. I thought they were doing really well. They are. And yet the government has still somehow managed to take all of their rights away from them. Controversial new coronavirus law has been passed. In New Zealand there? Yeah. Level two in New Zealand is fucked.

I just stopped at a KFC on my way home from work. There's a security guard there. I have to sign in with my full name, address, email, and phone number to get some fried chicken. Oh, man. I have to sign in with all of my details on a COVID registry app every day when I go to work. The real crime there is eating KFC.

Yeah, it is. My partner is a contractor, so he has to do the same thing at every business he goes to. So you have to report where you're going everywhere, wherever you go. Security guards, do it the old fashioned way through my cell phone.

Yeah, don't bother me with this shit. Yeah, they said this will continue for up to two years until they can get everything back under control. Yeah, there you go. All right, MC jarbo. Go to MC jarbo.com to get this album. I love it. Thanks for calling in, man. Thank you, Dick. Cheers. Yeah. Have a good one. Um, it's good stuff. It is. Louis. Go play in traffic. Sorry. Sorry about today. Better luck.

Next time. Uh, I believe in you still. Do you have anything you want to say? I believe in a more. I believe in you more now. I believe in a more. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I feel like for me, the whole virgin contest thing so far has just been like, it's been more

about the things that I've done along the way. Because it's just like, the real sex was the, the real sex was the friends that we made all along the way. All right, well, maybe next week you'll have a better update. Yeah. Next week, week after, I really don't think it'll take that much longer. Okay. Me either.

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This is the blow job of new websites. It's a sad fucking day when boomers and Trump supporters are more anti-government than the second wave of punk rockers. Yeah, I think he's talking about, did you see Axel come out and shit on Trump? No, I did not. Really? It's really hip and cool to want your government doing a lot of stuff to these people. Very, very hip, very cool. Hey, Dave, what's up, man? So I'm just calling in to talk a little bit about coronavirus in hospitals.

I'm a lead supply tech at a hospital here in the well will say the Eastern or yeah the Eastern side of the United States. I'm a working supply and shit and there's a lot of people saying like oh you know like the PPE supply is drastically low there's no PPE supply. But the fucker I just ordered eight skids Of masks for our hospital that'll be here in like two days So uh, that's what it sounds like this fucking false narrative that there's no ppe when I am able to order yeah Fuck load the masks gowns workload of masks, gowns, those, one of the fuck the space shields that we have. Another thing about these hospitals being like overcrowded and shit, do a hospital

has seen nobody. We've had, it has been dead almost for like two months. So like, and the reason I'm wearing all these masks is because everybody in the hospital has to wear one, visitors, fucking people coming in, other companies coming in to drop off shit, everybody has to wear one of these fucking things. And you know, so yeah, that whole shit about fucking mask speed and PPE and like desperately low on resources, I just, I don't think that, I don't think that's true at all. I've had no issues. I mean certainly not in his case and I'm just shit for our hospital. So

Yeah, man. I don't know. I don't know where they're getting that shit, but yeah Don't think anyone knows where they're getting it Thank you for calling uh... really a rage it's a it's a guy that came in like money and money like that but

it's a randville work but your track you get a bunch of borderline and

the works but not against the woman I love I don't think he's doing even debating that he would Andrew But like if that's the lifestyle you want to fucking lead like that shit is fucking it old quick You got to bust you with all those fucking hose and their whole problem. Well fucking stress you out and fucking leave your money I mean if he's tried it then what was I said or I'm a guy making millions like that's not a fucking very Letable lifestyle is not a livable lifestyle me I'm a family man I like to bang rocks together

That's my that's a real honest man I know what he's saying but it's like I'm trying to fucking be perfectly happy with it yeah because it's like and it could be perfectly happy with it it's awesome course of course and some people like that have a four-on-one-k that can move by fifty percent over the course of three months on one of the guy You know, some people do. Better, you know, some of that shit works, but I was fucking

holding back and all that threading. Like, that's not good. Like, you just got to fucking. That's not the quality pussy. No, it's like a number game. Eventually, it's a good one and you'll learn that guy's fucking shicks that are crazy. What a retard. Like, you know, fucking, they say butterflies are sliding bolts. I mean, maybe, you know, fucking bitch, they butterflies are sliding bolts. So figure it out better than that guy. I mean, maybe, you know, I could do it.

I could be that guy. I'm two seconds. I could treat, I could treat women like shit. That's, but I don't want to. I don't want to. I like to leave, I like to live a nice, predictable life with multiple global economic recessions. I like to go to work.

I like my work to buy my health insurance. I like co-propayments, actually. Can't get enough. I can't get enough. I give you your co-propayment. I stay on it on purpose. That Andrew tape guy, you know, it sounds cool. What he's talking about driving cool cars,

fucking lots of chicks, saying whatever he wants, engaging in kickboxing tournaments, laughing and smiling, me, I don't, that's a lifestyle that I'm not about. I like frowning. American Gothic, that's me. You don't have to, you know, he's taking a lot of shit.

And it's like, I would listen to him speak like I can actually take advice or take him seriously. I'm like a couple of things. It would be like fighting and then getting chicks to fuck you. Like that's it. But like, as far as like depression, coronavirus, any of that, I just go like, he just doesn't know anything.

Like who cares? Like, it says it to piss people off. Like it's so fun to make all the depressos go insane. I mean, I don't think that's why he says it. I think he has that's what he thinks, but like, it's, I don't think he's engineered that way. Like, I just think that's what he thinks. So it's like, but you don't have to, like, you don't have to believe it.

There's like a mountain of people who you should probably like, oh, look, okay, what do they say about this? What do they say about this? It's like he shouldn't, Andrew shouldn't be able to derail your whole thinking on a subject. That's the fucking point. Yeah, but it's like, but people got to, but people got to catch themselves on that shit. And like, just take a breath.

Just my ideology is just take a breath. You messed it all up. just take a breath. Just my ideology is take a breath. You messed it all up. Just take a breath. See, I, that's not how you get the quality women. The way you get quality women is by buying them flowers and delayed waiting for them, being honest with them and up front so they get to know the real you. You can lie like that.

You can lie all, you can fuck tons of women, but they're all crazy. I like dating a man, a woman's body with a man in the brain. That's what I, that's what I prefer. How about a deer? A deer. What a deer in the brain. Do you like that kind of lifestyle?

That's fine. That's fine. That deer, deer in the brain, you could have a nice house with a white picket fence and you would never ever ever need to buy a lawnmower Save and money that's a lifestyle I can co-sign. Oh, yeah this lifestyle of being an international playboy. Give me some deers. That's good for some men. Yeah me I like mayonnaise on bread Thank you for the call and then uh... me i like mayonnaise and on bread uh...

thank you for the call he did you know what happened with her all time this but now he uh... got caught by white jeez non-er she bust in the room with a gun to his head load of gun safety off all that good shit well interested judges press on her nothing on him

well uh... Wow, he gets arrested, got his press on her, nothing on him. Well, just let's do an NFL podcast because, and they're actually discussing, could this affect his contract? His contract? Why would this affect his contract Yeah, bust it in with a gun and threaten to shoot him in the head. And that was wrong. Yeah, I'm not even blaming her. I mean, she's mad. So, you know, whatever. But really, is it going to affect his contract, his money? Come on, man. Yeah, well, I wouldn't.

I mean, he's there. He probably did something wrong. You know, when is a chick ever totally lost her mind and had something insane? The NFL reason. The NFL's been pretty forgiving all in all about, You know, when is a chick ever totally lost her mind and had something insane? The NFL reason. The NFL's been pretty forgiving all in all about, you know, people getting caught up in scandal. So it's like, you know, and he, yeah, he was the one who, he, he was the one who might have

been killed in that situation. And I, I, when did men get so fucking dumb that they're saying, they're sitting on TV? Oh, how could this, how could this how could this crazy bitch? Well, I expect this. You got it, but you got to realize like, you know, professional people with, with, you know, radio shows and stuff. Yeah. You have to, they create content. I mean, that's the ones who are good at it. But you make, you make anything controversial. Yeah. No, I mean, Sean, that's a lifestyle for some people, but I like like good honest content. Yeah, that's what you like Yes, naturally

See here, okay Hey, they come calling in with new rage, okay It's a thing that's been going on for a little while and it's not going away any fucking time soon It's all this fucking virtue signaling that's going on about the coronavirus. I'll see people post on Snapchat, on Instagram. Ridiculous things like they'll find funny little ways, funny ways to say like oh, a social distance, this where you should maintain social distance things as they at home.

It's such a fucking obvious thing to stay. While I personally disagree with that, I agree with you that they should just open up again. But it's an easy thing to say to tell your friends, like, oh, look, I've got the right opinion on this. Let Let me give you a little hot cake guys. I think pedophiles are bad I think murder is not good. Ah and also I think Coronavirus is not good. Those are my very Hot takes my very structured hot takes very reason I'm good anybody say this for man I'm very brave for saying it. Yes, you are.

Yeah, that's that's just fucking annoying. I'm sick of seeing it. I'm sick of hearing social distancing shelter at home kind of went away. Okay. But yeah, it's a fucking Instagram. I'm saying.

I'm fucking in. I'm so glad I don't spend time online. Like it. Yeah. I don't spend time online. In social media. I'm online all the time. I read somewhere that six feet thing is based on bogus science from the 30s. It's an arbitrary amount and they disproved it.

We're running with it. Do you know what, here's something funny about that. I heard a radio spout. This is probably like a month and a half, two months ago. And this, I don't know, this is for, this is definitely for women. It has to be. I'm listening.

To understand, to understand what six feet is, they said, picture two large dogs standing into it. I shit you not, I almost crashed the fucking car when I heard it. To imagine what six feet is picture two large dogs standing in to end. We're measuring things in dogs. I couldn't fucking believe it, Dick. Is that not the craziest shit you've heard? I'm putting that right into not safe for women. I mean, you know, three cubits in a span I would think they would use before.

Are we real systems? No, we use a dog-based measure system. Right, system. Like, how big was it? Like about two and a half dogs. A couple of rescue pits. You know what I mean, right? How happy were you?

Oh, like, three dogs, happy, three or four dogs. New a new dog that I've never seen before. That's how happy I was. Right. And you know, the ANZ has been replaced by the the Mike Vic measurements. This car I'll get you, this car I'll get you 50 miles to the dog.

Yeah. Two large dogs. Two large dogs. And to end. Awesome. Yeah. Two large dogs. Two large dogs. And to end. Awesome. Um, yeah. One big period. That's how far away. How far away is six feet?

Well, imagine that you're having your period and walking. That is about the amount. How the f-? How? Just how? How are we supposed to exist with these people? All right, everybody, see you next Tuesday. See ya.

Large dogs. You believe that?