The Dick Show - Episode 208 - Dick on Cuck Throat

Episode Date: May 26, 2020

Maddox changes his voice to call Keemstar a Nazi, Digibro transitions to Digi-Nee and it is not a bit, the Libertarian debates, the future fights of sex robots, Ralph and Null have a big fight and then attempt to apologize, the cam wh*re controversy continues, Vito's new Star Wars video is out, Screw Louie is back to Square One in The Virgin Contest, some advice for a busty Israeli with a butter face, taking things too seriously, my nose job, Sean doesn't like Rand Paul, and the real Dick Show four-year anniversary; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. St. Jude, that famous Jewish sherry. You'll see. You'll see. Oh my God. I'm in the dark. I don't know why God is so good to me. You got, that's a shit eating grin.

If I, I've seen a lot of shit eating grins out of dick in my days, that's a shit eating grin. I don't know why God gives me so much, and other men so little. Well, I don't know why he does this. It's best just to acknowledge it, and then go out into the world and have fun. Enjoy.

Use his bounty of gifts. Why God, why do you do this to me? Take it so excited. Why does my cup run us over? It's so much! And you fuck over other people, so badly! And you give them nothing in the brains department, especially! Well, why do you let them do such stupid things over and over and over and over?

For your own, for your amusement and pocket book. Ha ha ha. Actually, we just start. Well, I mean, I guess, we gotta get right into it. There's nothing in it. There's a lot of context. There's a lot of context. How have we started?

What's the context that matters is that Maddox is retarded. And he'll never stop. He'll never stop. The context is I was right again. I'm once again. I am vindicated. Can you bump me down to tiny Vichon?

Oh my God, really? Yeah, yeah, thank you. No, no, no, on the thing. Vito was with us again. Hello, put the difference if you can. Uh-huh. Ready? Always with us again. Hello, split the difference if you can. Yeah. Welcome to the egg you want to get you love to get you got it. It's a show where everything's

a contest. Come to your life around Bunker deep in the hood of the city. Feel like I got me a hosting mansion. Okay, the $20 million man! America's worst Mexican 58 weeks running. You know what, that makes this the anniversary episode, the true anniversary episode 208. That's four years of this show, I believe. Oh yeah. Celebrated. We tried to celebrate in 200, but as you know, the plague, the plague of fear shut down the

economy so we were not able to do that. But here we are today at 208 and wouldn't you know it? After four, as if on schedule. Schedule. Our favorite idiot, our favorite imbecile, has decided to help us celebrate our four years in broadcasting by continuing to run his head into the wall of failure. It's not a live show, but it's the next best thing.

He just won't stop. He won't stop. He won't fucking stop. I was blown away when I heard it. I was blown away to that good. I could not believe it. It's too good to that good. I could not believe it. Yes. It's too good because I was, I love not knowing shit.

I love staying off of this stuff. No, it's not going on. You're so good it is. People thought I was crazy. Everybody thought I was crazy and I was right because again, I was right again. They said there's no way. Dick is imagining things. He's crazy. They were

gaslighting me because you were you were dealing with him in ways that everybody else didn't see business wise like all this kind of stuff where it's like oh yeah no he's fucking insane. He's insane. I'm not the crazy one. I'm not the paranoid one, because I'm right. Once again, I am proven to be right. Oh, be crazy. He's fucking, he's fucking his Heather S. He's faking it. He's fucking faking it.

That's crazy. It makes it in court. Yeah. I'm fucking vindicated again. And they were right to distrust me. Because I just go ahead. No, I was gonna say, that's just because somebody is not trustworthy, doesn't mean they're wrong all the time.

They were right to distrust me because I distrusted me. I distrusted me, I said, there's no way. You started to doubt, you started to have doubts. I said, there's no way. There's no way. This is the problem that I always have when I said, there's no way. You started to doubt, you started to have doubts. I said, there's no way. This is the no way. This is the problem that I always have when I say, no, you don't understand what he's done. There's proof.

And they're like, there's no fucking way. Like, how could you must have done something? It's like, oh no, no, this is, I'm asking a lot. I'm asking a lot for you to go through all this stuff, but it's all documented, it's all there, it's all provable. I said, there's no way this you to go through all this stuff, but it's all documented. It's all there. It's all provable. I said, there's no way this. And even if you're right, this can't possibly be proven.

You're just gonna look like an idiot saying it. What I heard in my way, I feel like I recognized the voice. And I thought about taking the audio and like messing with it. And I'm like, whatever, it's always the time. Okay, let's rewind a little. Sean, how would you, if you were to disguise someone's voice, say, if someone was going into the witness, the Dickless Protection program, like they were afraid of me and wanted to talk, should about me online, but didn't want to be recognized for their very nasally specific voice.

How would you disguise a voice? As an audio smith engineer. Okay, well, here's the thing. This is the difference between my friends and Maddox's friends. Okay, back in the day. My friends know how to do things. Back in the day, like if you watch like, you know,

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they did because now we have the stuff right I would run it through multiple plugins to disguise the voice as much as possible so somebody could not easily reverse engineer it like let's pitch it up and octave. You'd have to make it like almost computerized voice kind of thing. Well, I've actually never, okay, never thought about that. There's a million plug-in vocoters, you know, things like that. It really optimizes. This is what happened.

Yeah. This is what happened. I'm going to try to make the context as efficient as possible because this is about a battle between YouTube Titans and I don't give a fuck about them and nobody else does. All right. That's where this begins. This online stuff, the more stories that come out, it's just the WWE. It kind of is.

It's a shame that people don't get that and try to treat it like it's real. Like there's real heat. Like there's real heat that people are like, oh, Ralph's gonna, this is gonna end Ralph. It's like, you can't end a guy who does a podcast. It's not really how it works. As long as you're responding, you're in the game. That's what people wanna see.

That's what Matt is doing. It's so fun. I'm waiting for the undertaker to come up from the underneath the mat, pull somebody down. So you might have heard of these names you might not doesn't matter You had one guy's named Keem star and the other guys named Ethan Klein. They both have I've heard of Ethan Ethan Klein you have heard of one I have because I think it's only from probably being mentioned on the show I have no idea of who he is what he does does. So they represent the two sides of the culture

war that are currently going on. It's from what I can see. From what I can see, both are duplicitous, both engage in both knowingly tell falsehoods or at least are willing to spread them despite the size of their audience. But they represent two different sides of America. One being, one being that there's things like hate speech

and you have a duty and toxicity as a problem, Ethan Klein being this side. And Keemstar being on the side of, the exercise of speech is a right. It's an important one, exercising expression is right. It's actions and words mean different things. And you can see these, this battle playing out all over America right now. Sure. It's this, the Trump versus the FBI, me versus Maddox, and now Kim Star versus this guy Ethan Klein, H3H3. We're both huge millions of subscribers, whatever.

I don't watch millions of dollars. Millions of dollars. I can't even believe these people exist. Like I've never watched any of that big YouTube shit. I've watched your video obviously, Vito. Oh, well thank you, sir. The rise of Skywalker. YouTube.com slash Vito, watch my rise of Skywalker review.

Is a cinematic video. The only good YouTube content. Rise of Skywalker is a cinematic failure. I love when you do J.J. and you cut his mouth out and go, that meant talk to him. I love that bit. Take the old cone and a thing where you put your mouth over the celebrity's mouth.

Yeah, that's technically a 60s cartoon thing. I mean, it's a technique that existed, but it is always funny. So, no one has digital plugins for that kind of stuff. Yeah, they can reverse engineer and see who it really is. So, Peter, tell me if I've lost you so far with this duality of culture. No, no, no, I see. Ethan Klein is well represented.

He chooses Keemstar of basically murdering, of basically causing the suicide of another big YouTuber. Oh, that's what happened recently. Who's that guy named Edica who killed himself? That's Miss Elizabeth. Yeah, that's Miss Elizabeth. Okay. Okay, so in terms of,

She's the one who killed her. She's the one who killed her. She's the one who killed her. China or what if China actually did kill herself? Did China kill herself? Miss Elizabeth, oh, D. I just died. I think she killed herself. Anyway, sorry, getting bogged down. Did you try to kill yourself? Miss Elizabeth O.D. I just died. You know, I think she killed herself.

Anyway, sorry, getting bogged down in the details of your 80s wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're getting bogged down in the immaturity of your manhood, your man-child fantasies of wrestling. Let me get, that's what popular now, the never run. I wish it was the old days. With adults.

I think it's only popular with adults. Yeah, I know. Oh no, yeah. It's definitely, yeah. I could see like a 30 year old, I had 13 kids. I had 13 kids and guys, you gotta watch Stone Cold, man. I know, very smart of playing Fortnite, they don't care.

Okay, so Ethan Klein accuses Keem Star of the suicide of another guy inexplicably and then says he's gotta be taken off the internet because of his hate and toxicity. And they start going after each other's sponsors and what happened. Oh yeah, okay. That's where he goes. Everybody hates each other, hold on, let me.

Yeah, well to be fair, Ethan did bring up a Keemstar's sponsor, G Fuel, the Energy Gamer Drink mix. The Energy Gamer drink mix? Sean, especially formulated for gamers, it is sped exactly one of the. This is the world that f**king assholes are fighting over. You can no longer obtain Keemstar's official candy flavor. It has been dis-came-powered fuel.

So. Oh god, somebody please drop a bomb on us. Keemstar never went after Ethan's sponsors. That's because he's for his audience. It's for boating to do this. It's not a job. Yeah, Blinch mob going after sponsors is not a job. Blinch mob, you are perfectly, I believe,

and I think it's a scumbag move, but the nature of sponsorship is one that you should be encouraged to voice your opinion towards sponsors. And it's, I think it's used. It's like calling your job and trying to get you fired. Your job has absolutely nothing to do with your opinions online. That's a very, that's a totally different beast than going after people's sponsors. What you're saying, where is a sponsor is literally a blind person with your views. So yeah, to say, to say that it's unacceptable is extremely disingenuous.

It is the nature of sponsorship that promotes exactly the environment now. It's definitely not the same thing as going to the top. Now, if the sponsor cancels you for bullshit, fuck them. I also think that you should make them pay with whatever you can do, which is usually nothing. Right. You know, all these boycotts are usually dogs should, except for the, what was the chicken restaurant, Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-A, right? Yeah. I mean, I think they're doing just fine. Yeah. All in all. All the game people really showed them, what for, lovins around the fucking block. But it's funny because everybody

loves Chick-fil-A. Yeah, no, I know, that's the thing. If you love your game water, your sugar game enhancing water that much, you should probably keep on willing to stand by your principles anyway. It's like the new slim gym. Who's somebody, one of them's endorsing slim gym instead of macho man. So, the a lot of wrestler references to that. So these clowns get up, end up, getting each other's sponsors killed left and right.

Yeah, they're both. Yeah, they're both. Everybody's, all the fans are now pulling out old gamer words. Echlor, Echlor, Echlor, Echlor right here. Old Spice here. Check this out. Well, you know what, a lot of people. So, both fan bases are emailing everybody.

So, somebody made a video. God, somebody made a video trying to say that Kim Star is a racist. And I'm gonna play a little bit of, what was this guy's name? Yo mama. Some other ass clown with five million subscribers. I don't know who's, I don't know who's subscribed to this shit. It's like, it's racist, but just like alt-right and associating with Nazism and all sorts of things.

And he's got one of my jokes of the century on here, from a kill stream appearance. You're one of the white nationalists. Sean, I enter the ring. Somebody calls all stingdown from the raft. Right, right. He's got a red and black face beat now. Exactly.

I don't want to be a Ric Flair actually. Mexican white nationalist Here comes the next nature boy dick masters and we got to involve him He's not really involved in this, but if anybody's looking for a bad guy Looking for the nature boy dick masters and he oh he does he does gross terrible things to women He does gross terrible things to people. He's one of the worst. He's the worst, biracial, sexually deviant, white nationalist. The world has ever known.

They pull one of my quotes from the kill stream where I'm asking Onision if he would call a pedophile the N word, which I think is also a valid thing. You drink a lot on these, right? On this one I was on acid. This is the interview. By the way, that does seem more like an acid thing than a junk thing, right? I accidentally did acid. I accidentally did a bunch of acid.

Before it started. Yeah, not realizing you were gonna go on. Yeah, before O'Neesey agreed to be on the show. So hours later, I'm fucking, I'm high as fuck sweating bullets with my bathrobe tight around my waist, completely naked, like watching, trying to listen to what's going on and watching the letters move around on the screen while I'm talking to Onisi and who just like, I think it's hilarious that he treats women like shit and abuses his and like like is a, in general, fuck weird fuck,

but like listening to him talk, I just got this sick feeling like, oh God, like this person is really vile. I like this audio. We've got some audio from this. Yeah, so they played it, they're playing it again and using it to attack, Kim, sorry.

But I think, I think you could call a pedophile the N word. I think there's, I mean, I wouldn't do it on air. I wouldn't do it long while I was being recorded, but I don't think their pedophilia is related in a mid-tang. But it's just to hurt. The word is just to hurt, right? I think there's a little way to get hurt them

without dragging them. Yeah, but that way is really easy. That's true. They made that up. But if that's true. They may have. If it's, but if he's white, yeah, if he was white, that doesn't matter. If he's white, it's not, I would think the pedophile would hurt more.

Right. If you're not. But he is a pedophile. Yeah. Why would he hurt by, be hurt by being called something that he is? Well, right? I mean, maybe he doesn't want other people

to know that he is. Like, I think that's actually the core of the, of the hurt with the N word, right? I mean, maybe he doesn't want other people to know that he is. Like, I think that's actually the core of the hurt with the N word, right? Like, you're not- You're not worthless, and you hear it, and he's thinking, that's not me. Like, that makes me so angry that you would call me something I'm fucking not. You call someone a pet file and they're like, well, yeah, I mean, yeah. Like, people call me a massageist. Who?

I don't know. Oh, yeah. I think it's Marvin inner dialogue. Who are these people? Well, I am I mean, yeah, like people call me a massage. That. I don't know. Oh, yeah, I think it's more of an inner dialogue. I'm like, well, I am a pedophile. He's got me there. I don't know, Sean, I'm full of shit. Regardless, it was a joke. 19, six seconds, the first man is thing he said. Okay, so here's the line.

I'm going to try to find, here, I'm going to play a little bit of this video for you. I don't know where, okay, here's the setup to this guy. This just breathless beta new male. These are words I'm saying right now that will probably be illegal to say in the future beta new male, because they're just substitutions of other words we had that were no longer allowed to say on my mind.

Just like, he's Andre the Jaina? Yes. Andre the Jaina, he's a pride Jesus, I guess you could call him. He's the one making this video. No, I'm saying I just heard that, we're just hearing himself starting. That's Keemstar, who's talking?

This is a recording of me. Okay, into a can, yeah, from the 1920s. Me and Keemstar and O'Ne started on ECN on the kill stream. And it's only, this is only to set the context. Okay, because the good bits coming. Getting his turn, girlfriend, when she was very young, possibly before she was at the legal age. And she was a fan of it.

I think you want to skip it. She was 12 or 14, is one of her friends. That's the first time you've ever had a date. So it seems like a very similar situation is going on Possibly over with you see here, you hear me nice for years Yeah, where's the Why's talking about Repsion being a Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here's me

I have outrage culture in the right direction. You need to stop abusing the fucking word pedophile and actually use it in the How we need to tell a pedophile right to their face that they are one. See that's me basically calling him right you get it You get that fun. That's on acid Sean. I do that. No man that level of satire while on hallucinogens unbelievable Well, you need to fucking have some powers to that word so you don't fucking that's why you don't say the end word Wait, what well so you keep it for powerful I have no fucking clue what I just would you call a pedophile the inward? Honestly, it's appropriate. Yeah, I'm Really need to take a step back here. So this is the guy. This is this is the this is pride Jesus who's trying to set everyone up as an alt-right

Agitator and oh basically using that clip to say that it's a racist podcast Yeah, that's like a very clear joke. He's trying to say that we're racist because we would call a pedophile the end of it. Yeah, right, yeah. Right, right. I think black people would cuss on that. I think Jesse Jackson might agree with me

that you could call a pedophile the end word. And I think if it was a racist podcast, you would have just used the end word, you know? Well, there's that. The fact that you have the decorum to a okay, here's now here is the you want to go to where it says yeah, far more so see it now this guy says he contacted I'll just let him say it himself and you can watch with us Sean. This video, um, but nope, Uh-uh.

Something else happened. I had put out a bunch of fueliers. I had sent out some messages. I said, hey, I want up-to-date information on Kim Star. And then I got two fools that would change everything. You know this about these people. You know these are white naturalists. You know these are racist people.

And he's regularly associating himself with this. Right. I don't like people requested to remain anonymous. His pattern. white naturalists, you know, these are racist people and he's regularly associating himself with it. Right. Right. Right. People request it to remain anonymous. His pattern and I mean that journalism has journalism integrity integrity. Integrity.

Journalism. Journalistic. There we go. There we go. That's what most journalists should do. We have good sources. Yeah. You should protect them.

It's been told to me. Okay. So former associate, thank you for letting me record this. Former associate, that's defamation. You can give an opinion on someone, but if you say this is a person who has secret inside knowledge of a guy like a former associate and that's where he's speaking from,

and that's a lie, and you do it on purpose, that's fucking defamation. Surprise, surprise. We were able to pick up a couple of things in that $380 million lawsuit. Surprise, surprise. We were able to pick up a couple of things and that $380 million lawsuit. Here you go. Call real quick.

Can you just repeat back to me what you just said? Because I've heard this from somebody else earlier. Yeah. And you're the second person to say this. And I will give out your identity or anything. I'll mask it, but can you just repeat to me what you just said a moment ago? Oh, yeah, fuck down. There's something that a lot of people don't know about Kim Star and that's that he is

affiliated with a lot of really shady underground. All right, white naturalists. That's a sentence. Fine. And he does it mostly through under the guys. And he said that like 12 times. Yeah, but he does a skillshoom show where they regularly host the whole of the show. Yeah, that's semi-s White Nationalists and Holocaust and Ires. And it seems to be a constant theme on the show.

And Keemstar has been on several shows with some of these White Nationalists, including Richard Spencer to coin the term alt-right. Richard Spencer is an American. That was key. No idea what Richard Spencer looked like. That was key. No, you know what? Richard Spencer looked like. He looks like a nerd for his acting.

Was he ever actually on a stream with Richard Spencer? I don't think so. So that's another lie. Now, if you don't know what the alt-right movement is, here in it, he explained it to you. I think when people hear alt-right movement, they think Nazis. And that's somewhat true.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not accusing Kim started being a Nazi. Oh, that would be crazy. It would be in the alt-right movement and not being a Nazi. Yeah. And even then, you know, like all the black people and Jews who are in it. I really don't understand why people on Twitter call their people out. I'm going to skip forward to the more anonymous deep, deep throat, cuckthroat.

So this guy disguised his voice. Maddox is. Yeah. It's obviously Maddox, right? Yeah. Yeah, the way that he, he garbles his words, that clipped, well, that one sentence really gives it away where he's starting some really shady underground. Yeah, I mean, he writes like that, he talks like that.

If you were doing like a secret anonymous call, wouldn't you, like, he has a cowboy character, why didn't he talk like his cowboy character? Oh, yeah, why didn't he do some sort of voice or slow it down? Why didn't he go to WikiHow and and read how to he continues the anonymous source continues Or just type this all into like a speech to tell you to him for fucking up his voice. He should As recently as of this Here we go. Here we go. It's 2019. There are no Nazis. Who's that the fucking Patrick Warburton? He does a Patrick Warburton voice and That's the only reason he's popular.

It seems to me. He was the guy who organized that and Team Star is regularly going on these shows. However, what I am saying is that Richard Spencer, a neo-Nazi, is a regular guy. There we go. Here we go. Here's where he, Matt talks about the heel stream. Remember that one that rafted for charity and it got his account shut down. He raised $26,000. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Here's Matt. He's take on

that. All three. All right. They tried to do a charity stream for a sandwich. Children's Hospital. It's a hospital that you know has a lot of Jewish backing and what the hell does that mean? children's hospital. It's a hospital that has a lot of Jewish backing and what the hell does that mean?

A hospital that has a lot of Jewish backing name. That's it. It's not a band. It sounds like Jude, you know, like the Juden, right? It's Jewish. That's therefore. He is same. You could hear him fumbling for the connection too. Yeah. He was trying to look Jewish back at you. You know, you know, the religion where that's full of saints. Jews. That's guys at the synagogue. That's a Jew.

He's talking about saints over and over. Yeah, they just have some, that's a plethora of saints all those patron Jewish saints right when you go to heaven as a Jew you get to meet Saint Peter Yeah, who re who reattaches your foreskin to rejoin you with it in heaven I gotta hear that again. Is it just, is it anti-Semitic? To say it has Jewish backing? I think, well, it depends what he's gonna follow it here. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you say that's got a lot of Jewish backing

or a lot of Jewish people on the board, and this guy say, like, you know, I mean, I think what comes next. Okay, I think you're right then, and not anti-Semitic. He's just trying to... He's just trying to... He's just trying to... Yeah.

That's a little bit, you know, has a lot of, Jewish backing, and the included rich experts are on that stream, and Kim started appeared on the stream to supposedly raise money for this charity, and... That's what I knew. Just supposedly, supposedly. Supposedably. Yeah.

Oh, did he say supposedly? Yeah, here. I'll let you hear it again That's what I knew He says he says that a lot. Yeah, supposedly ways, but supposedly. Oh my god. You're right. Yeah, so I heard that and I said It's him. Yeah, I can't believe like why is he getting involved in this bullshit? There's nothing to do with him So I said nah, I'm not gonna fuck, you're crazy. You're being crazy. You're hallucinating it.

There's no way, there's no way. I was gonna just let it die. But then 80s girl walked in the door. She was in San Diego for a couple of days to see her mom and her friends. She walks in the door and just goes, it's him. And I said, all right. That's right.

All right. I'm not in with it. Yep. Here I'll play the rest of it and then I'll talk and then I'll show you. And the turn, the turn, it turned it down. There's no, no, no, thanks for no thanks. We don't need your money. We don't want your money. Like it or not, $26,000 really isn't the huge number we're making. But it's not. And he knows this about these people.

And you can argue whether it shows racist to the cows come home, you can call them a Nazi, you don't have to call them a Nazi. It's really whatever you want. But at the end of the day, he was reading the show for Maddox. Yeah, I think so. Okay, so I go on the kill stream and say that's Maddox. It's obviously Maddox. Yeah, and everybody says no. Yeah, there's no way.

Why would he? Here is somebody ran it through a very simple pitch detector. This is what it sounds like now. Pretty stream for a St. Duce. I'm trying to do a charity stream for a St. Duce. Shalebin's hospital. It's a hospital that has a lot of Jewish backing. And you pitch it up like a lot of different stuff.

Maybe that didn't happen. No thing to him. He started appeared on the stream. Oh my god. I do it's backing and you pitch it up like a little different something maybe that thing to him came start appeared on the stream. Oh my god. He's turning it down. No, thanks, but no thanks. We don't need your money. We don't want your money. Maybe you went on and tried to downplay the racist angle and say, oh, it's just a misunderstanding

and what is he doing? It's just a little charity stream that we did, but it's not. And he regularly, he knows this about these people. And they called him former associate. He's literally never met or talked to Keem Star ever. No, he's a former associate of mine. Yeah, that's it. He's not even a former associate of the kill stream

because he's never been on there either. He's gonna sue that Jesus guy. Ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, for his best friend, baby. Oh, that's reaching. That is reaching. Okay. The junk tar dog. Who was the worst, just the bam bam bigalow? The showed warrior. The showed warrior. Well, that's what he's up to.

We got to get somebody to someone's erasist. Last one, last one. I'm right here. I'm right. I know who's a rake. Go ahead. Brutus the Eft slur beefcock. Thank you.

I like it. I was blown away. Because honestly, when I listened to that video, I was like, oh man, maybe I should like download it and mess with the audio to it. And I'm like, I'm not gonna know who it is it's the way it's all the time. There's no way.

That's insane. It's insane. What assumed it was somebody keemstar like new like some rando guy who like worked for his organization or something He's tattling on racists and disguising his voice so he can still hide behind that I've never said anything publicly shit or worse yet

Worse yet Trusting other people to disguise his voice Oh, don't worry buddy. I'm a journalist. I'm a big time journalist. I'll say, can you do it? Yeah, I mean, there's no difference in, you know, set in the knowledge of, you know, so it's like, well, you're just a sucker

if you pay somebody to do that. That's the worst part is this dude being like, I'm a journalist now. His channel is literally, he just makes animated yo mama jokes. That guy we just watched. He has like four million subscribers and it's just all animated Yo Mama jokes.

And then is this like a new thing he started doing where he's like, I'm gonna expose the alt-right on my Yo Mama joke channel? What is the, what are these guys saying? It's so bizarre. What are you guys, and Discord? What are you saying? Does Discord not work?

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I am sorry. Rylee, why don't you text me? Sorry everybody, I am sorry. Ha ha ha ha ha. Riley, why don't you text me? I saw excellent connection on YouTube and I'm like, oh it's good. Excellent. Oh, I'm sorry guys. Yeah, I, guys text please, please, please, please,

I'm sorry. Okay, let me get, let me get somebody in here. I paid $20 for this. I'm sorry, man. I'll upload it. I'll upload it as soon as we're done. I mean, we're still, we're still covering the tail end of this, I think. All my wrestler jokes.

Oh, well, they're all recorded. They're just going to be like, they're not going to be a little, it's not the same, is it? It's not the same. It's this goddamn layout change. I know. I have's this goddamn layout change. I know. I have the new YouTube layout change.

You've done a lot of... You've just been hit start and it would start and now... That's, are you sure you want to start? They took away the bad. That's the problem. It used to say streaming bad. Right. So you would know that it was good.

Oh, well. You've done a lot of terrible things. I've done a lot of terrible. Let me bring on Ralph, just for a moment. Ralph, are you there? Please God, tell me something is going right. Anybody there? Hello, hello.

Hey, there he, okay, so it's fucking working finally. Yeah. All right, well Ralph, you've missed a story of a lifetime. There was 40 minutes of me talking about Maddox's ultimate blunder. To no one. To no one to no one But we heard laughter in our heads. Oh God

What is going on what is united these autistic forces across three fronts to fight in the awarda We're going all the way up to the White House all because because of my cock. My cock has jumpstarted a thousand spurgs, has launched a thousand spurgs that has... Just think of where we've come. We had the text messages. That seems like a year ago now. We had to then come in and start the text message thing. And then we had a couple of weeks of autism with Fraudwinson and Ashley there.

And then it rolled right into Keemstar versus Ethan Klein, which then bizarrely rolled into the Maddox reveal, which I did not see coming on Friday have to say. Man, I felt like an asshole saying it, I just felt like I was being paranoid and crazy, but it is just so obvious. And it was crazy, the number of people who listen to the show, the biggest problem, who knew it instantly.

They're like, yeah, I've listened to hundreds of hours of that guy talk. I know him, pitch shifted or not. All he had to do was calm down and speak clearly, you know? Or just change your throat, your voice a little bit. I mean, I guess he thought he was in the clear, you know what I mean? I was a change or something. I wanted words to avoid this. Four little words, supposedly. He thought he was in the clear, you know what I mean? I was a change or something. I'm not worried. I'm worried to avoid this.

Four little words, supposedly. Supposedly. Supposedly. Supposedly. Man, it's supposedly. Yeah. You just fuck up the same words all the time. All the fucking time, if Manit had written it out,

you would have still written supposedly. Well, you know, for all intensive purposes dick. Oh God Josh is there. Do you want to talk to Null's there? Do you want to talk to Null? No, no, no, no, are you there? Hi Yeah, your audio is fucked on discord, but it's whatever I I crank up the 200% so that's what it's, whatever. This is horrible. That's 100 more, isn't it?

This is horrible for me. Yeah. You're not doing it in real time. Is the YouTube audience saying in real time, yeah? They said YouTube sounds okay. It's the same, it's getting it from the same source. No, no, what is happening? What is happening to us?

What is happening to our alliance? We're being torn asunder. Everyone's going insane because they're all cooped up. I've been practicing for my entire life, so I'm unaffected, but everyone else is horribly degraded, but. I really think that inside. I think that's true. Did you say that Ralph was going to be sacrificed?

I didn't watch the stream because for some reason I'm not getting notifications of any of your stuff anymore. I don't know why. I don't know if that's intentional or if I'm just a retard, both are equally plausible when it comes to YouTube. But yeah, no, I made a reference to,

I've been making a reference to the South Park episode. There's that episode where Britney Spears is basically photographed to death. Like she tries to blow her brains out and they bring her back and they keep photographing her. And the joke is that they have to sacrifice her for the harvest. Oh my God.

If we have to sacrifice Ralph for the corn, you know, whatever, that's just going to be it. This really pissy fucking DM, like you, you sir, will be sacrificed long before me. Exactly, true. By the way, first off, he makes this analogy on a show and then he goes, I'm not joking, this is not a joke. I'm dead serious, Ralph needs to be sacrificed. So I can stop being picked on by my own board

every single day and they can stop calling me a child molester again, every single day. So he's trying to turn the heat back on me. Then he goes like a woman and leaks the damn juice discord because that's the kind of duty it is. So you know, I mean, that's Josh for you, I don't know what to say. Very, very eloquent, being called a child molester by my own board, so you don't have to accuse me of being a child molester, but you can throw it out there without reading it.

I think that's what a woman does. I didn't say that. Many people are saying that, but I'm not one of them. Is this for really fucking weirder joining from your circles, yes, or repeating? Is that right? OK. Yes.

OK. OK. Hey, you guys are both on the side of hate here. That's not about this. I don't know. I'm not calling this true. Child molesters, though. What is this?

There is just way too much accusations of people being child. There's more accusations of people being child molesters. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying.

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I sent the same exact tweets out in public, except for the part where I said Kiwi Farms was being mocked. That was the only part I left out in the post. That's why I posted them. Let me say this, I said the DMs first and then I put the tweets out. And it's still fucking womanly to share DMs regardless and then I put the tweets out. And it's still fucking womanly to share DMs regardless.

That's a bitch thing. Obviously, it's not true. That's not true. I have shared them on occasion when they're called for, when Sargon tried to say a lie about the setup, I shared those DMs. That's a different story. Or if somebody's giving me permission to share,

yeah, I have, you can't show another situation otherwise. Listen, keep your promise on the gig you from shooting that's not accurate. So I hope I wouldn't share anything in public, which is why I posted them because I thought it was funny that you set it on in Twitter and then you also DM them directly to me. That's why it was funny. I do agree that Sharon Dems is a bitch move. Yeah. Yeah. I unless you really are pushed to it, you know, which is I do agree that Sharon Dems is a bitch move. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you really are pushed to it. Which is, I don't know.

Actually, it's not. I just told you, there was a difference between the statements. Why did you share them? What's the point of sharing them other than to throw heat off yourself? Throw heat on myself. The people you're on to, they're settled down.

If there's angry, I don't have it. Oh, come on. You realize that that board you're entitled down if there's angry I don't have it. Oh, come on Yeah, you realize that that board you're talking about is like maybe five to ten percent traffic I could delete it right now and that wouldn't affect me We'll go delete them No, I'm sure you would want to that would have some some positive implications for you Not really. I mean I made a thousand dollars last week. I'm doing pretty good You know, I always do that. It's so gross. Like whenever people make you use your stuff. I don't care

about your approval, Josh. I think sharing Lollikon on the internet and making a big stand about, you know, spreading child pornography like materials are pretty gross. So I think you're pretty gross. You have another two or the most. I have a mentally handicapped alcoholic slurring child pornography at me in a livestream. Mentally handicapped. Like covers like a lot of, you know. A lot of issues. Your whole entire family disowned you. Mine didn't disowned me.

So, your family's dead because they drink themselves to death like you're living. No, no, no. Because that was girls. It's not women that you got in state because they drink themselves to death like you know. No, no, no. No, I really didn't. Josh, you know I love you. You know, I'm just busting balls with Kiwi Farms. I knew that he would be really aggressive because he's like, I'll be on the dick show tomorrow where you going to be. I'll show up because that's the reason we're time.

Ralph, stop interrupting. My point is Josh is a punk bitch and I'll say that Oh my gosh DMs like a like a fucking whore and yeah, I'll say that in public Well, that is whatever having recently gotten told him I'm in DMs. I'm I cut ties with this I was trying to say a certain word I'm You mean the ties where you basically built your fucking stream off my stream? And when you can't even talk with your same little book before you sound like it's probably because you were a

Lesson as a child that's what's up. No, no, no, no, no. That's what they said on the on the stream. When you talk like that's because you got Melissa as a child. I think there might be something to that, but I don't know. People smarter than me. You'll have to have to answer. Oh, that's an interesting theory.

I assure you, I am very unmolested. Oh, good. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm very unmolested. Oh. Well, good. No, please don't. I remain unmolested. Please don't share anything happens. It's not your fault.

Please don't share any deans for me. It's just like it's such a weird thing to go to. It's like, you rape children and also your child for all so you were raped because you sound weird. And you're a false flagger. You're a false flagger. You've been flagging. You have a God, I'm so sick of that. The false flagging accusations have gone to fucking spawn.

The charges that are thrown out at me on your site every single fucking day to be quite honest with you. So, like what? He's a drunk. He's called you a child pornography Ralph. Not that one, no, but the false flagging. They said I use my cripple brother

to get a house yesterday, I saw that. Just fake shit every single day. I mean, yeah, but the false flagging. They said I use my cripple brother to get a house yesterday. I saw that just fake shit every single day. I mean, yeah, they did do. There's a couple of a logs on there who are trying to prove, I don't know why, that my girlfriend is a camor based on, they have invented. Like they go through and find random people and say that it's her.

It's really baffling. There's a lot of girlfriend or aaffling. There are a lot of �re and her series going on. What Josh? Are we not? Isn't a Ralph's new girlfriend of Campmore from do you live? No, actually my girlfriend's the

managing editor of my website now. I know you're not going to get some of that. You can't even derive sexual pleasure from intercourse or anything else. So much fucked up porn in your life that you can't even derive sexual pleasure from intercourse or anything else I'm just fucked up born in your life that you can't even get off to a woman's touch I mean, that's those are things you said in public

So I really wouldn't go down the the women's heel I've never said about watching fucked up foreign, but okay, it is difficult to take a long time I'll give you that I'm not gonna talk about my personal life because I'm not a moron But you want to bring mine up, yeah, okay? All of this is because you got it scorned. By Fraudwinson and Ashley and you're sad about it and you're sad that you've been getting made fun of

by your own board. You should have turned back on me. And that's fine. I mean, I think I was having sex with Miss Elizabeth. That's not the worst. Guys, guys, we're taking the cage, gentlemen. We can do to bring to some togetherness. I understand, age, man.

No, you've done enough. Oh, I actually thought I didn't know that there was so much animosity. I love it. Until like two days ago, because I said I was gonna turn around from the corn by step. Creepy, I'm kidding. There is, there is.

No, you have to admit it. No, we have the clip. That's not what he said. I have the clip. is it that's not what he said I have clip he's trying to minimize what he said he's not saying that he would turn you into corn here's turning the whiskey what did I say Ralph I knew that we would sacrifice you to the gods to turn you into corn that seems reasonable yeah I, here's the clip. I mean, I'm pretty sure that that wasn't serious. I'll play it if you post the clip in the chat.

I said it. Oh, I said it in DMs. Okay, I can play it from there. Ralph. Okay, here you go. Just the audio. Ralph says 1000 viewers all week and 2k. Almost 2 1500 viewer streams, but there's a ton of momentum against me question mark not seeing it tbh

ppp and godwin some failed Kiwi farms is openly being mocked etc But we shall see what makes me laugh is right now on you to that is small Ralph was that it? Small. Ralph, was that it? I don't know if he sent the right clip. Yeah, I don't think so. There's furious typing. There's a lot of typing going on.

Oh, sorry, I'm playing a space station 13. Oh, oh, oh. Did Ralph, is he still there? We have no Ralph. I think he dropped out. He might have muted himself. He might have muted himself. Oh, I'm still here.

Yeah, I have a slip muted. I don't think he's the wrong clip. I'll put it in the, I'll put it in the have muted himself. Oh, I'm still here. Yeah, I'm still muted. I don't think he's the wrong clip. I'll put it in the chat. I'll put it in the chat. Okay, here. I'll try it again. This is such a good anniversary episode. Everybody's mad at everyone.

Happy anniversary. Thank you. Thank you. When is the Kiwi Farms anniversary? Really long, I guess. Oh, I hear we got here. Here we go. Okay.

PPP1 on gaining more fans, I guess. I mean, I mean, okay. PPP-1 on gaining more fans, I guess. I mean, I mean, okay, I don't dislike Ralph, but I do, I'm in a place and I'm not being ironic, where I think it may be time to sacrifice Ralph to the corn. We have to sacrifice Ralph, Ethan Ralph, to the gods so that the corn will be a Bannalfall harvest this year. Because I think he has so much bad blood with all these people who fucking hate him, that it may be the only solution. We have to

sacrifice Ethan Ralph for the harvest. Josh! I think I think it's I couldn't hear it. What did I say? I don't know. I did I did it. I didn't want in predicting that Jim would dial out a new project too which is Dick Masterson's Patreon alternative and I was completely wrong I guess. So he's he's gonna be getting to that. He's gonna say. You were wrong about your project too it not occur yeah. He's been wrong about everything. Alright, alright, alright, that's enough of that. That's a long clip. Well, gosh, guys, I thought you were just kind of kidding around.

I can see that's not the case though. I don't have anything against him. And what usually happens is that Ralph gets mad at me for something. And then I just kind of ignore it. And then he comes around like after a little while. Yeah, Ralph Do you think there's a chance of that happening? I don't see it happening dick. I really don't We'll see, you know, maybe if he apologizes for being treacherous and sharing the end To do the gay YouTube and a relationship

Josh would you would you apologize for being treacherous for any treachery that you've done? I do feel bad for sharing deems. It's not something I usually do. I just woke up out of my space station 13 super and I saw my deems and like that is silly. So I posted them because it was funny. Yeah. And I guess that was a grave mistake on my part. Well, you know, God damn well, how that usually goes.

Sharing DMS. Yeah. So look, that's a little admission. That's it, like if you had a cup of coffee and to do over, you probably wouldn't do it, right? Right. Only because I just don't like to share DMS. You don't like the precedent.

You don't like the precedent. Yeah. You can just speak privately if you're just worried about everybody sharing your DMS at all time. I mean, I don't know. Maybe I You don't like the precedent. Yeah. Because you can just speak privately if you're just worried about everybody sharing your DMs at all time. I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'd take it a little bit more serious, because with writing and the shows and stuff,

I have to have some type of trust with people that I talk to offline anyway. You're all with me. It's more like, I need the users in my site to have a sort of absolute confidence in me. Because if they can't trust me to handle their shit, then I'm just fucked, right? Nobody will give me their credit card

to feel as a buy T-shirts and shit with if they don't trust me. Well, I was more just bemused about the whole thing until I saw that you shared the DMs. And then I was like, what is, this guy, I didn't think that part was funny. Yeah, they're fine. All right. The corn and stuff, I do think you shared the DMs and then I was like, what is, you know, this guy, I didn't think that part was funny. I they're fine. All right. Yeah, the corn and stuff,

I do think he kind of minimized, because if you listen to the clip, you should have say, I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I think this is like, it does say you need to be careful about it. I was just joking, but if you listen to the clip,

you would at least say, I'm not joking. I mean, there is a lot of mind-and-relish Ralph's hate on Kiwi joking. I'm there is a lot of mindless Ralph's hate on Kiwi farms. Like there is a lot of little slacking shit definition of literal when the sacrifice Ralph and the client you like to accuse the gods. No, you want to know how to suck it when I heard it. I heard it as basically dick should disown Ralph.

All these people should disown Ralph so we can just get back to being gay on Kiwi farms together. I mean, that's how I read it. Like, everybody needs to distance themselves from Ralph, just so I won't have problems on Kiwi Farms. Like, that's all I know. My point was that I just see a lot of animosity growing disproportionately to positivity in regards to the show. We didn't play the whole clip, but it sounded to me as being sarcastic. I don't think- A little bit. Truly wants to sacrifice you in any way. Well, I know we didn't want to kill you

But even so I don't think he wants to destroy you either, you know Well, I didn't think he was even saying that he wanted to destroy me I think what he was saying is what it happened. Ralph's kind of an album. You know, I mean that's kind of hot to good But I don't know It was the DM's that kind of pissed me off and that you know what I mean? That's kind of hot ticket, but I don't know. It was the DMs that kind of pissed me off. And that I think is fair, and I hope Josh will find a way to make it right.

OK, you know, you shouldn't be leaking those DMs. Back up, back up. I appreciate all the good feelings, and I like the positivity going on here. But Ralph kind of called me a child pornography from child molestered, child molested, like 30 years old. You know what? You said a lot of things about my family and all that too

That's all in balance Wow, I never accused you of being a child molester I said a lot of the people, okay, actually She said a lot of things about my family and all that too I'm so sorry that you have spread Pito You're the old pro bad child for my I don't know Ralph, would you apologize for the implication of

If he gives the real apology then I will give a real apology as well. That's not how apologies work You can't now you're being a woman. I'm holding hostage now. You have to give it from your heart You have to spread your arms. I know I don't know of him molesting and children I need to apologize for Bringing up That is the worst However Very good all right boys. That's an apology

I would admit I do not know the names of the children I don't know, like a... I would admit, I do not know the names of the children. And that is as much as I am willing to say. We were all gonna be hanging out and partying if it wasn't for this goddamn virus. All three of us, Joe. No, it's coming in. We were all gonna have a good time together.

Right, not hell of a corn harvest. Leaky out, we're all gonna harvest corn together and pal around and now we're accusing each other of being child molesters. That's right, we're not gonna have had a crazy, I remember being in Knoxville and talking to him a little for about an hour and a half and trying to get streaming to let him keep,

you know, keep him on the air. And there's been so much shit going, that seems like a million years ago, but that was just a year and a half ago. So yeah, I don't know, man, it's been crazy. Well, I'm willing to let it go. I was just mostly miffed about the DMs. I would be miffed about that too.

I will never share your guys DMs, I promise. Especially says, I mean, look, you've been on the show so many times, I don't know, it just felt a little like, you know, I may say we don't have any ties, not we don't have official ties, but it just felt like, wow, I'm doing a great job. I'm doing great. He had so I, all right.

So that was my issue. All right, Ralph, what is, is there anything making you rage besides the child monsters that you want to get off the test? You know what makes me, Ray, oh, wow, you know, I knew I was coming on here. I guess, I know, because I didn't have one ready. Fuck, what makes me rage? You know what makes me rage? I'm glad you asked you first. Oh, I know, because I didn't have one ready. Fuck.

What makes me rage? Huh, you know what makes me rage? I've been having to wear this mask. I know Dick, you probably don't even wear the fucking mask when you go out. But it's so hot under fucking neat the mask. So hot. And I have to keep taking it all the multiple times

while I'm out. Then if it's humid outside, just fucking forget it. And it's just driving me crazy. Yeah. It just swelled builds up. And if you have a beer too, it's like, little bead, let's sweat. I was noticing that earlier.

Fucking flying mushrooms in this beard store. Oh, not really. You know, usually I don't have to wear a fucking mask. So I guess that would be my little, it's just many ways there. It's like, it has the weird mix of flesh and plastic that it smells like formaldehyde. Like it's not my breath.

It's something gross and chemical. I tear it off when I get in my, like if I do have to go to the store because they won't let you in now. There's multiple security guards with rifles in LA to pick you off if you're not wearing one. Shoot masks on your face. Mine is a woman's from Japan.

So we got our masks, we went to Japan coincidentally, because we were sick. I think we had it then, but that's why we have these masks. So mine is made for a Japanese woman. So it's very tiny. And it still covers my face, because of my tiny face. So I'm going around looking like I have a little band-aid in the middle of my mouth, and that there's nothing going on. But I do like that you can walk around with your mouth hanging open under there,

like a mouth breather. And you have to, because you can't fucking breathe in them. But that's about it. All right Ralph, get out of here. Thank you for calling in. Oh, also toilet seat, so says hello Sean. They wanted me to say that.

I don't know what that is all about, but I'll say that. I'll say that. I'll say that. Thank you guys. Ralph, thank you for providing a platform. I'll say that. Thank you guys. I'll appreciate it. Thank you for providing a platform.

Thank you for doing everything that you did. We had the happy ending and we had hot fire, spending it each other as well. So you got best of both worlds there. Thank you for keeping the kill stream going despite all the hardships that you've enjoyed. I love it. Well, thank you. Hopefully we don't get sacrificed anytime soon, but you never know. You guys have a good one.

Yeah. No, no, you know, I You guys have a good one. Yeah. No, no, you know, I think you're a champion of free speech, right? And then you provide one of the most necessary services in our culture right now. Is that, you know, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that.

But you need to learn a lesson. You need to stop arguing with people. Because it's a bad look. I've learned in my time the back and forth and the pettinism is a bad look. Are you arguing? Who should dick argue with these? I'm arguing with Kiwi Fondes. This is what Dick has been doing.

This is how he spends his quarantine. He takes string caps of posts on the forum and then takes it to Twitter and then responds on that. And then someone on the forum takes a string cap on his tweet. That's funny. On the phone. What do you do you not think that there is there is too many Kiwis who actually unironically think they are the internet hate machine. I think there's a little too much I studied the blade going on and that on on some of those

on the other thing. There. A lot of people. Anybody on No Q. You follow them to seriously. Yeah, a little bit. I you know I love the site. I love the doc. I love when they document things. I love when they watch from afar. But I think there's a I think there's some attention horrors on there who are not funny.

And the only way to get attention. What? Sorry, Joshua. I'm the only way to counter that. It's to take the screen caps of all. I'm the only way to counter that. It's to take the screencaps of all their posts so that they are emboldened and they're in efforts.

And then they step. What business are you in, motherfucker? I'm in the attention business. Isn't he providing them with entertainment? Isn't he? You're banishing these people? Oh, here's the thing. Like celebrate.

I've done this before where I've told like low cows like, look, excuse me. Excuse me? Oh, oh. Listen, let me finish. Let me finish. I would sit there and I would tell them, okay, you are doing this and if you want to stop getting trolled, you should stop doing this. And I've always maintained, despite protests from other people, I shouldn't warn them or help them at all, that a true low cow will ignore, even when it's given to them,

even when it's good advice. So I stand here today as an innocent person giving you good advice and whatever happens after that. Take it early to the guy. I heard you were a child molester. So certain people said, that certain people said, so therefore. It's, look, I appreciate the advice.

I think that a lot of people need to lighten up and realize that a lot of this is in good fun. And that if I didn't have a Patreon, I wouldn't even have a Twitter. It's fun, it's fun. There is, it is, it is, the idea that Kiwis cannot be mocked is a little too prissy for me to subscribe to. Are you gonna just join the forum? Ah! So they're offended that I'm notissy for me to subscribe to. You can just join the forum.

So they're offended that I'm not using their site to do it. That's complicated. And I don't feel like explaining it. Oh, maybe one day. I'll explain it. Oh, what makes you rich? Oh, okay. This, this is kind of boring and technical, but it's very present in my life right now.

My lease, the family where I'm living right now in Serbia once they're placed back by the night. The European commission or committee or whatever has passed this policy that most countries in the EU have adopted that they're gonna reopen their borders to tourism on the 15th. So I am gonna try to zerg rush the European border and get in a week early.

And if I am not let in, I'm completely fucked. So all the different countries opening and closing and shit at different times is really, really, really fucking me over. Because if that doesn't work, I might have to take a flight to Luxembourg, which is already open and get a hotel there for a week so I can fly into a different country. That is the situation of...

It's a command of Mr. So just be glad that you're just trying to get out of your house because we're trying to cross borders. You're completely and totally fucked. I'm trying to get... Yeah, I'm trying to get out of the state. I think that the governor of California and the mayor and mayor of our city are holding LA specifically hostage to get bailout money. Cause the state is in like two trillion, maybe three trillion dollars of debt.

Like all the pensions are at risk. And so, I think the faulting is shut. Yeah, I think they are trying to instigate a crisis which LA riots when we win world championships. We love riots, okay? LA is check but the cops like new cop cars, because the blakers won and the fucking fan. It's get punished when we win championships.

It is a city that is ready to erupt at any moment because it's just full of pure evil. So I think they're trying to, I think they're trying, every type of evil too. Institutional to i think they're trying every type of evil to institutionalize homeless criminal every element of evil i think they're trying to instigate a crisis to get the national guard involved or to get federal money in some kind of way i got to get the fuck out of here okay i have two questions you follow questions that you throw it on number one we'll just real quick uh what state would you move to would it be texas Don't know Montana go to Montana. That's what everyone said

It's fucking beautiful. Nobody gives a shit. What's going on up there? Actually, people is kind of iffy because they put all the nuclear silos there So in the world war with nooks Montana gets nook the fuck out Actually, probably Utah because of the no bigamy laws. So they said still. Oh, you want multiple lives. What was your next question? Did you get a nose job speaking of LA evil? No, I'm curious. If I got a nose job, I need my money back. Is that the new people speculating? Is that the rumor on the farms? Yeah, there's pictures of your your your book photo and your nose is very different than them. I see you're not done growing too.

I saw the guys on the farms were ripping on me for being Ace Ventura on Halloween in high school. It was the middle of the 90s. Every single mother every single kid in America wanted to be ace Ventura. Yeah. No, I did not get a nose job. I have had skull, like my, my upper jaw was moved. I had orthodontic corrective surgery where my upper jaw was moved forward a couple of years ago and my face changed a little bit. Yeah, like subtly, like noticeably, but subtly. Yeah, but no, no cosmetic surgery. Like, apnea or something, sleep apnea. I think I know still have. I think they're joyful. Apnea.

Oh really? This was because my lower jaw had continued growing, like macromastyab for your face. So my teeth were all pointing backwards and I was grinding them one by one until they were dying. It's pretty, it's pretty, it's everything back to test.

Right. Right. Does it answer your question? It does. It's a elaborate excuse for your nose. Thank you. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test.

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I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I'm gonna have to test. I didn't know those guys would attack each other. Yeah, me neither. Look what you do.

Wow, that was really really intense. Your mouth was very upset. Uh, uh, Lowell Cowell, they're fine. They're changed the definition. Oh, you don't include you. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, you change the, uh, I changed the word gender to mean whatever you want. Now they've changed it to mean just person that I hate.

Uh, here it is. It's called like Spartacus, likeacus, like at the end or who, who was a Spartac, he couldn't control his army anymore, right? Like they were just like straight bloodthirsty. They're like, no, we're gonna keep fighting. I think that's true. I think that's true. I just don't like those guys fighting

because I think they're both heroic individuals. Yeah, well. With flaws, alcoholism and incorrectness, you know. Pat a failure as a flaw, of course. I don't, well, Pat a flaw. Now I'm just gonna run with, here was something that made me rage, and I gotta get Digi Bro on.

I've the libertarian debate. I know you guys watched the libertarian debate. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Tuned right in. No, of course not. Who the fuck would watch the libertarian debates? They, first of all, I noticed that none of them had a prepared answer for what do you do

about people who want free money? What do you do about people who want free stuff? That is the stumper. That is the one stumping question that you ask any libertarian candidate and they start going, they have no answer for this concept of people wanting free shit. Remarkable to see them one by one. So what do you do about people who want free money? How do you tell them to vote for you?

Like you guys, not when you say that, you mean people who want like social programs and stuff like that or entitlements? Yeah. And why would they vote for you when everybody else is offering them this? Yes. Yeah. And why would they vote for you when everybody else is offering them this? Yes. Yeah. They spend so much time arguing with each other over licensed toasters that they are completely completely completely detached to the problems of all of most of America. Right. So insane to watch the second thing that made me rage about it was every single one of them cried about not getting enough time.

It is so cringeworthy to see debate opponents get on there. And the first thing they say is some limp-dicked joke about how they're not giving them enough attention. I was beginning to think you forgot about me. How long is the debate like that? Because I have to go through the whole ideology of libertarian. There's always a, there's always like a Democrat or a Republican president that presidential candidate that does it too.

Hello, I didn't think you were gonna, I didn't think you knew I was still here. Like shut the fuck up and answer the question. You've attention. Oh, you fucking cry, baby. She, because you're not saying shit, that's interesting. Right. That's why. And also the same shit to say is everybody else.

Dude, you're, you're, you know, uh, polling at 0.2% like calm down. It's such a waste. Yeah. What do you have to say about this? Well, you're not talking to me enough. Okay, next. Out. Inject.

Gone. Did you watch the whole libertarian debate? I watched a lot of it. How long was it? I don't remember. How many candidates do they have? I don't remember. I've been all said exactly the same.

No, except for Firm and Supreme. Who was great and intelligent and funny. He said he was gonna call in next. Did he wear the boot? I don't think he had the boot on. I don't think he had the boot on. Like a suit or what? He was wearing a suit.

He was giving, like he's a really smart guy. Yeah, I think he, yeah. He gives, the other one sounds like robots. Like they'll give answers like, well, I'm right down the party line, but he gives real human being real well thought out answers to everything, why he thinks it, why it's important, and why it will never stick.

Like he's very up front. He knows, yeah, this is never gonna, it's like no one takes a seriously. That's why I wear the boot. Anyway, let me see, what else do I, I had a women versus sex robot survey. We rightly says that a vermin won New Hampshire. Oh, by 240.

So is he gonna win the whole nomination for that party? I don't know. It doesn't really matter, but hey. No, Joe Jorgensen won. Oh, okay. Somebody who no one cares about that. Yeah, I have no idea who that is. I got a women versus sex robots survey.

This I thought was funny, because I think it's true. I think we've been celebrating prematurely with our sex robots. Oh yeah, the future's coming, baby. Well, here is a stark reminder of the ferocious Here is a stark reminder of the fairer sexes, stranglehold on our cocks, that we will have to deal with in the future.

Men, here's this article is titled, men incorrectly believe their female partners would be okay with them having a futuristic sex robot. And the first thing I did was get pissed off. Oh, no, I'm like, oh fuck you bitch, these are sex robots. Why the first thing I did was get pissed off. Yeah. Like, oh fuck you bitch, these are sex robots. Why wouldn't you let us? Oh, right.

Of course, yeah. You wouldn't, all your power has disappeared overnight. And they're just so jealous and shitty. Like how many guys have to deal with getting there? Like how many guys have a secret Instagram account that they use to look at the Titty Hose, the thoughts on Instagram that they don't let their wife or girlfriend see,

because they don't wanna fucking deal with it. Oh well yeah, I'm sure a ton. A ton. Imagine that this woman's reaction to you bringing home a life-size porn star, and then building a wing on the other house. Don't go in there. That is her room.

You're doing it now. That's my place. That is for Samantha 0-0-1 only. Here are some of the clips from the research was inspired in parts of the science fiction series like West World. These works of art are great at blah blah blah. Ethical dilemmas.

I always skip when I read ethical dilemma because I don't care about them. Another way to put this is, here we go. Oh yeah, and a study, 160 females, 104, 15 males, so not that many, but still funny. Read a short story about a highly realistic robot designed purely for either sex or platonic love

before completing a questionnaire, regarding how they would react if their partner owned and used such a robot and how they think their partner would react. They found several significant differences. Men were more likely than women to agree with statements like, I hope this type of robot is developed in the future. And I look forward to the development and launch of this type of robot. What a surprise.

On the other hand, women were more likely than men to agree with statements such as this kind of robot would evoke strong feelings of jealousy in me. And here's the kicker. I would like my partner to get rid of this robot. It's, it's, it's the lamp in, was it a Christmas story? Yeah, it's the major award. You've always been jealous of that lamp. You've always hated that lamp.

It's he was. Yeah. This is what we're gonna have to deal with. Yeah. There will be men who cannot have fantasy sex robots because it makes their girlfriend jealous. A lot of men. That's what the future will be.

It's me, they're me, they're the robot. You fucking bitch, it's a computer. It's a computer, it's silicon, and I, then you're totally right. I totally understand what you're saying, but fuck you. Fuck you for taking this away from me. Fuck all women for this survey, and what they're going to do to my,

the future generations of men, fuck them for what they haven't even done yet for doing this. I think there's, I think the solution is going to be there's going to just be robot brothels where you go, you bang it out with your feet. You have to hide it. Yeah, you have to hide it. So you're based in the brothels, it will probably be actual women because they'll be cheaper than this X robot.

Yeah, I mean, to be fair. I mean, that is what we should have at this point anyway, but the fucking it's... Robots makes it okay than robots. Insanity around sex. Yeah. In general, that they would be, that they would not want you to have this, these chicks are the ones buying a, buying a vibrator of the month club that they happily joke about. Always talking about dick size, but they have

the second, the second we give one up on them, we don't even have it yet. And they're taking it away already. I would want my partner to get rid of that sex robot. Fuck you. It's going to be weird because I think a lot of single guys are going to buy the robot. And then how do you start dating from there? Yeah. When do you drop that one on?

I don't know. And what if you go in those girlfriends and say, no, it's okay, but you know, she's not really okay with it. Well, when do you drop that one on? And what if you go in on those girlfriends, it's like, no, it's okay, but you know, she's not really okay with it. Well, that's fine. That's the best you can get. Yeah, at some point, it's a get. Well, you just worried at some point,

you're gonna have that talk like, you're really gonna get rid of a Melissa. It's like the diaper guy. Yeah, you really gotta stop doing this around me. I mean, you know, I'm, I around me. I mean, you know, I'm, I mean, God, I wish you could stop that. What did you drop that on her like after they got married or she knew before? Wait, it's always too late. He said late.

He said it with, yeah, once he's hooked, he's got a sunk cost fallacy going. That's very good. He had a kid probably and probably he's got multiple kids, right? Two. fallacy going that's very good kid probably and probably got multiple kids right to uh more surprisingly in the survey was the question both men and women erroneously expect their heterosexual partners to share their intuition about sex robots that's a mistake yeah so women are thinking that men would anticipate their jealousy of a fucking computer pussy that That's, this is the level that we're at. Oh, what would your husband think about this?

I think he would agree with me that the sex robot is actually very inappropriate. Oh yeah, said no man ever, you fucking idiot. Man expect women to be cool with them getting one. These guys are idiots. Right. While women expect men to dislike them having one. Both are wrong according to our data. It's a complicated future and store for the human race. Very small sample, but I think it probably would it like, it's be, I think it's

be probably women probably dead on how they are probably dead dead on. You're gonna have to put it in like wife mode where they act like a Vicky robot. Like beep boop. Yeah, yeah. Like, are you not jealous of this? Look at her. Look at her. She's even talking real emotions or anything.

And then as soon as the wife leaves, it's like super intelligent. Perfect partner mode. I'm a forted divorce court where they're like, all right, can we bring the sex robot in now? Did it give some testimony? Oh, maybe George should have tried that. What?

IMA former associate. Yeah, honestly. There was that supposedly. IMA. God. Oh, yeah, it's on my sex robot to connect to my PlayStation. I want Sony to make them. There's all sorts of stuff you could do.

Why do we not have pornographic video games? We're adults. Shouldn't a PlayStation have something? They exist. They're just so bad. They're so bad. We live in the future. There should be triple A pornographic video games.

I mean, how long can that take? I mean, it's... Well, remember, like, in the 90s where you would be triple a pornographic video games. I mean, how long can that take? I mean, it's, well, remember like in the 90s, where you would be guaranteed a flash of tits in a movie. Right? I'm a listen man, perfect example. Oh, sorry, oh, Martin, I'm so excited.

Yeah, boom, tits, boom, tits like yes, that has been totally revoked. In fact, did you see that Netflix edited out the scene and back to the future? Two with Ula-la, the magazine? They edited the, they edited that scene to hide the cover. But Disney is editing a lot of their stuff, like that they put out, like because so many families are watching at home now,

they're like sanitizing like whatever might be offensive in the slightest. It's really fucking lame because people are like paying or expecting to watch the theatrical release of a film, you know, and like they're not getting it. I mean, when did this come out? I remember seeing this when I was eight years old and that Ula Losh shit was like one of the most iconic lines in movies. Like that.

Right. Ula Loh, Ula Loh, what the hell is this, Ula Loh? What's funny is I watched back to the Future 2 on Netflix, and when that scene came up, I'm like, I thought he said something about the magazine. Like, and then I was like, Oh, did I, was that like, you know, stri- whatever that effect is?

Were you in there? Yeah, I'm like, oh, did I just imagine that? I thought he like, remarked. Now, what I heard though is that Netflix didn't edit it. It's that they were provided the wrong copy. The movie like an edited for TV version from Universal. I don't know.

Do you believe that? I don't know. I don't know. But as I said, like, well, it should be pretty fucking easy to fix, right? They got a wrong 4K version made for TV, high res version. Okay. At least you can fucking airplane versions.

Well, I see the new version then. How long does it take to get that one up there? Well, that's what I mean. I think they have replaced it now because everybody made a fuss. But Disney has also been, yeah, like he said, what's that movie with Tom Hanks and like a mermaid? Splash. Splash.

Did you see the scene? You know, there's a scene where she goes back into the ocean and you see her ass. Oh God, have you seen that, Sean? Well, I mean, I've seen the movie. Have you seen what they did to it? No. Okay, look at this.

Splash. So you can see her butt when she's walking back into the ocean. Yeah. Disney Plus edited it. Look at the hair that they added. That's terrible. Thanks a lot for all the pop-ups, guys. Yeah, I mean, you saw it.

Yeah, I did. She's got images in. Yeah. Yeah, they added this terrible. It's not even good Like, what I could have done a better job minutes. Yeah, she looks like cousin it This is what they've is she looks like a sass squad. Yeah. Yeah That's terrible. It looks even worse in motion. It's giving guys. Yeah, it's awful. They're getting give guys a weird They're giving kids a weird phobia, a weird hang up about sex by doing this, not showing them any, it's like not going out of their way to hide a butt.

Although, I guess pornography is easier to get than it, but I guess that's what the much more problem with it. They're like splitting your brain up into either just hardcore sex with weird wild fetish shit and nothing, like absolutely no sexualization at all. It is super bizarre, yeah, that kids are being exposed to so much and now we're trying to hide it more to compensate, which doesn't make any sense.

Do you know that Omega website where you can just basically, it's like ChatRollet where you can web cam with anybody. I finally, for the yesterday I was just bored out of my mind. You know what, I've never tried that. I want to see what it is. And it was literally like 70% guys jerking off and immediately like click out when they saw my face.

But then we connect with someone else and it's like a 10 year old kid. And I'm like, these 10 year old kids are on the same thing as me. They're all seeing guys jerking off. There's not like like it's just there and they're very surprised to like wow an actual person who is just jerking off in front of me i'm like a are you a pedophile

that i mean that's what i felt like the i got really upset every time it was a kid i'm like i don't want to talk to twelve year olds is this the only thing that's on here uh... let me see what i got one more thing and then i want to get did you on read some read some comments and do some fun stuff. I had the CDC recommended way to handle schools. When they reopened, did you see this, Sean? Speaking of kids, let me see if I can pull this up.

I know we talked about COVID a lot and people are sick of it. Yeah, everybody's sick of the debate. But here is the, this one I thought just sucks to do to kids, because there's a, Rand Paul posted that it's less than a one in a million chance of dying. I know. And you know, he's just a doctor who had the disease. So what does he know? Rand Paul's access to the best experts in the world, And he's just a doctor who had the disease. So what does he know?

And he had a rampal of access to the best experts in the world. Because he's a senator. Rand Paul's also a dipshit. Oh god. How? How? Because that guy, there's so much partisan hackery going on on both fucking sides. It's fucking, it's, I don't know, man, like that guy.

Why are you a million, though? Kids. But now they're finding that it can el I don't know, man, like that guy, like a million, though, kids, that guy just, but now they're finding that they, that it, it can elicit some autoimmune fucking disease, like similar to like Kawasaki. Shit, like it turns out they're not untouched. Like it's, so now you're saying that the virus is a pedophile. It touches kids. See them see the frame. It's a Japanese motor cycle.

I don't understand Kawasaki is touching children this makes no such a see where masks over the age of two you're gonna put you're gonna make kids go to school and fucking masks

I mean by the way seat belt laws every time I bitch about seat belt laws some shithead always chimed in with well you know it's keeps you safer

keeps you safe but then you don't need the law then. Like this is, it's what common sense. It's common sense. You should put a seatbelt on. But you don't need to make it, you don't need to involve the law ever.

Just because it's a good idea. Like that's what worries me about this mask shit is because it's a good idea, it's somewhat safer always. It's one in a million chance that you might get it and you good idea, it's somewhat safer always. It's one in a million chance that you might get it and you might die from it. We're gonna start making you wear the masks. I thought you were gonna bring up the fact

that there's no seat belts on school buses. So why are we pretending that we care about this? Aren't they putting, don't they put them in now? Do they? I think they did because of course, that was always where I went to. It's like we never fucking had I don't know the ladies girl might know I mean I mean probably I don't know if her kids

get fucking bust to school or not but I mean that's I think they I think I think I think my niece is I think they fucking have seep out it's seep out after a million because I'm not sure but I think they do yeah because they never did We were up and running around. Yeah, it was great. Throwing back people's backpacks out windows. Yeah, we would bring pine cones into the school bus just to throw them at people. Yeah, I mean, no, everything went on at school bus.

And there was like phases of dicking around trends on the bus. Like, oh man, we'd finally get like, okay, we got pulled over. Oh, there's too much the throwing is over. Yeah, there's the throwing is over. Yeah, the throwing is over. Now we're gonna try to draw on the backs of people's necks. Check it out, guys. I figured out this great new thing.

We're all gonna get in on. All the fun school bus games. We're masks over the age of two. That's horrifying. That's fucking horrifying to me. No sharing any items or supplies. No sharing. That's the best thing to teach kids, isn't it?

Sharing is no longer caring. Sharing kills. Sharing kills people. Ha ha ha ha. What a lesson. I love it. Sharing will get you killed. Desks six feet apart.

Yeah. Yeah. Facing the same way. One child per seat on the school bus. So that you don't have to be six feet apart on the school bus And skip Rose. How are you gonna get kids to school? What? Install sneeze guards when you can't be six feet apart fucking sneeze guards Well, have you seen the pictures of the like Chinese schools where all the kids are like separated by plastic and shit? Oh god, it's just amazing, people are flying all over the place

on planes that are packed just like usual. St. tweeting video of it saying how they're literally shaking, but they didn't get off the fucking plane, right? Physical barriers between sinks and the bathroom, only pre-packages boxes or bags of food instead of cafeteria food. So processed food only. We're already shoveling poison down their throats.

Pre-packages, pre-package boxes. No field trips, assemblies, or external organizations. Same children stay with the same staff all day, stagger arrival, blah, blah, blah, blah, possible. If possible, daily health and temperature checks and several rules about cleaning. Well, they're gonna have a lot of time and they're gonna be having more fun at home. Yeah. Just keep them at home.

What do you, who cares? I don't see how, exactly. I don't see how homeschooling is not, doesn't take off. We have the time. I think it'll take off. I think it'll take off after this. Because I've been telling 80s girl, you gotta kind of prepare for contraction and education

after this or like something. I've been telling everybody that, this is going to affect what your job in some way. Yeah, a lot of things will change, maybe more or less permanently, I think, after this, some things will not. But, yeah, if education, you could be right. Cars, people are going to start defaulting on their car.

You're going to be cheap fucking cars. Left and right. Come on, housing market. Oh, yeah, that's definitely. I'm giving you some old man's mansion. Just take it. Let's see if Digi Bros. Around.

Hey, Digi, you there? I'm there. There. There he is. Are she? What? Is it Digi? Digi Nei?

Digi Brom? Digi Hoh? Digi Nei. Digi Hoh would be. All right, man. Something happened in the last couple of weeks. What's going on? Please tell us what's going.

Nei. Nei is the Japanese word for cis. So rather than, you know, you know, did you bro, did you? I cis. But did you cis sounds like shit? So did you? Ney. I'm an anime person, so it makes sense.

Are you transitioning for real? I am. Where'd you go? You are seriously? I am doing it. I thought, is this a bit? This is not a bit. Riff a real. You're getting the hormones. It's what I'm hearing. Foe real. Okay. I haven't started any hormones. I've only just started really researching that

because I kind of avoided it for the last decade or so. Uh, you know, uh, so I'm still figuring out where, how fast this transitioning is happening, but it's definitely happening. I thought it was a bit at first because you are, you've really committed to the bit. You are, I mean, you're a committed to the bit. Pretty hard for the last 14 years of being a man. So I am definitely good at committing to a fucking bit.

Tell me more. Now the bit is falling away. Now the reality is taking it. So I am definitely good at committing to a fucking bit. Tell me more. Now the bit is falling away. Now the reality is taking a transition. You're, um, yeah. Did you, did you, Ne? Did you name? Okay. What has happened? What, what made you decide? Okay, Mon. Um, it was making the neuro typing chart, uh, because nobody looked at the New York Times for them. No, they looked at the New York Times for them. The New York Times, you're the new general. The New York Times, you're the new general. Well, you know, me making it myself was essentially the chart came out of me coming to understand the concept of emotional intelligence.

The idea that like you can know something without being able to explain it. And I think my whole life, I've always been obsessed with this idea that I have to be able to explain myself. Like, nobody understands me. I don't understand the disconnect I have with other people. So I have to figure out, how do I make other people understand the way I see myself? Okay.

And after attempting to do this for a very long time, I've gotten, I mean, I got to the point where I could make something like that neuro typing chart, you know? Something that even in the eyes of someone like you who I think is somebody who understands people very well, you saw this as a chart that seems to understand people very well.

I must be a person who understands people very well, right? So why is it so difficult for other people to understand me? People always consider me this very confusing internet personality, like even though I show my whole life to everybody and I'm always insisting that I'm like the most honest person, but I also always insist that you can't know everything about me, because there's something that's fake.

And my brother once described me as the way I talk about myself is though everything I'm doing is happening to somebody else. Like when I come out and say like, oh I like looking at little girls getting fucked or whatever on your show. That's pretty rough one. Yeah, but it sounds like something that nobody would possibly say about themselves. Right? Well, imagine if you viewed yourself as a separate entity that's basically just puppeting

your actions. I think I do that. I mean, this body I don't really see as my own, so therefore it's just a flesh puppet to do it as I please. I'm already not satisfied with it in any way. So who cares what it looks like? Just throw a beard on it, throw some sunglasses. My aesthetic, I think, is largely couched in, like, when I'm clean, shave, and I see myself

as an ugly woman, like, because I've been fat since I, let me hear it, dick. I'm going to show you a picture of me when I was 12 and this is gonna probably tie a lot of threads for you. I'll tell you how long have you known this? I've known this. Yeah, how long have you known, well, I guess you just said he saw himself as a girl. That's a girl, man. That was you as a kid.

That's me when I was 12. Wow. Wow, yeah, you do look like a girl. Yeah. And so I looked like that my whole life until I was 14 and Everybody insisted I was a girl, but because I you know have a dick I categorically considered myself a boy so my view on it was everyone else is wrong and for my whole childhood

Like from when I started school until when I went to puberty I hated girls like I avoided girls I wanted nothing to do with them. I was like girl suck, everything to do with girls, I don't want anything to do with fit. Even though at the same time, I like wished I could turn into a girl so that I could just be with my guy friends and not have to deal with girls, you know. So like, wow. Okay, hold on, hold on, I'm showing everybody, because I didn't, I thought you were fucking around and like doing McDonald, yeah, I do it in the normal McDonald bit, I'm showing everybody because I didn't I thought you were fucking around and like doing I'm McDonald Yeah, I do in the normal

McDonald bit of I'm gonna be a woman now just to I like veto you know, I'll never do that bit Yeah, I legal am a woman in the state of California. Yes Getting out numbered by brawds How did you do that? I don't know you just go to the DMV and ask for a form It's like two two things on the form. I almost did that What the hell is going on if I't know, you just go to the DMV and ask for a form. It's like two things on the form. I almost did that. What the hell is going on? If I get arrested, I get to go to Lady Jail.

Do you know how much better Lady Jail is than Man Jail? It's full of women. You want to be blocked up with women? Yeah. No, thank you. I'd rather be raped. I'll take the better. You still get raped in the rape.

You still get raped in Lady Jail. I'll get raped in the rape. I'm going to be raped in the rape. That sounds like fun. Yeah, that would be great. Okay, so raped and blatant. That sounds like fun. Yeah, that would be great. Okay, so I didn't think you were, like I thought you were fucking around

until I saw this picture of you where you, I get, did your wife do your makeup? Yes. Okay, you shave. She did it for a video. She has a channel called Pansu Party and she did a video of doing my makeup for the first time,

because I've never done makeup before because I'm, you know, when you think you're going to like something so you don't do it, that's the kind of mentality I've had. Oh, yeah. Exactly what they said. Yeah. Or meth. One of these days. One of these days.

I'll get a ring on to it. I keep thinking. I'm like, it must be. Maybe some meth will motivate me to try heroin finally. Yeah, that's, I got to do it must be. Maybe some meth will motivate me to try heroin finally. Yeah, that's, we gotta do it in steps. And the more successful I get, the more afraid of it I am. Yeah, right?

The more throw their lives away for it, must be great. Yeah, right? Must be worth it. It must be the greatest feeling ever. Maybe I'll just do a little bit and then show my resolve by not doing anymore. To prove to my suspect, I have no power over. I always do this thought experiment where I'm like,

well, if I locked myself in a room with a bunch of letters from my pre-Heroan self, like, hey, man, you're just gonna try it once and that's it. Then you could resist, right? Yeah, I mean, it's not so, it's like, you can go a day without masturbating, right? Yeah. I'm just worried the second you do the heroin,

you rip up all those notes from yourself. You're like, I never thought this. No, no turning back. Let me get, if I'm reading this right, you still, your sexual preference is not going to change. No, I mean, if I go, it's possible if I undergo HRT, I'll become bisexual. That's like a thing that happened. Does HRT make you bisexual? I've never heard of that. Well, HRT is by the hormone, they're making a placement therapy.

So whatever you're putting in, right? Well, what it starts, it's two steps. You have the anti-endrogens which make you lose your boy traits, or stop your testosterone, and then you take estrogen so that your body convinces itself it's a woman. And that'll make you like your skin gets soft, you stop growing body hair, you grow breasts.

You leave loads off things. Yeah. Yeah. Your hair starts growing back apparently. I was like, shit, can I get something out? Uh-huh. Have you ever, obviously, maybe this is a dumb question, have you tried like going through therapy to not do this?

Um. Because I to not do this? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. If he really bothers him, if he bothers you, if he tried to go to therapy, or if he's like this feel like this is what I really should have been doing, just think about it like an engineer. If it's something different, like let's try to address, like you try to fix the bug and not account for it.

You know what I mean? Like just engineer thinking. No, I can't. Yeah. I get it. But what if he, what if it's not a bug? Right. Right.

Right. Go ahead, did you? Um, anyway, sorry, I was really okay. It does feel like a jumping into the pool two feet first kind of thing. Like how much thought have you put into this? Like how quickly did you go from? Sounds like 14 years. I'm a man to, I might be a woman to,

I'm definitely a woman. Okay, the thing about it is I am 28. I am not a zoomer. I did not grow up in the trans culture of the internet. I grew up in a different internet. I got on the internet when I was 11. I couldn't relate to anybody in real life. I moved constantly as a kid. I was always weird, never fit in, never knew why, never had a concrete reason. It wasn't until I went through puberty that because of the fact that I

grew shitloads of body hair and got fat, I was like, really shook because I'd always been like the shortest kid in every class. I had super long hair, very effeminate. People mistook me for a girl all the time. I hated that because I just thought they were categorically wrong. But once I looked like a man, I was like, this is completely wrong.

Like I'm not supposed to look this way, I'm supposed to look the way I did before. And I've never been able was like, this is completely wrong. Like, I'm not supposed to look this way. I'm supposed to look the way I did before. And I've never been able to like completely identify with being the way I look until I did see therapy and got on medication. And that was when I was 20. So I was just depressed and suicidal from when I was 14 to 20 non-stop,

just hated myself, hated my life, hated school, wanted to drop out, wanted to go make movies, but I had no motivation to actually work because I just was fucking trapped in my mind, depressed, shitty fucking life. I sought therapy when I was 20 and they put me on what's it called? Well, butren. Sean, have you had any experience with that one? Yeah, I know, I know. I know. I know.

I'm a woman. You feel like a woman too. Sean's a bup, I, um, bup proapreon. Yeah, that's a generic. I'm taking that right now. Yeah. It's a well-butrened woman. You're next. Oh, God. No, no, no. I guess a big old Tissley. Well, we got to give you your number. The medications have been fuck with me, man. I just got back out. I hope that's all right. Did you brood your anime do this to you? Did anime turn into... Oh, come on.

No, no. I like anime. Leave anime, because this is a weird thing, because people keep saying the anime to Femboy pipeline, it's the opposite. It's the Femboy to anime pipeline. Anime is full of the feminine men. That's why I liked it as a kid.

That's why you were drawn to it. Okay. Right, I looked like a little girl, like the early animated break the West, like Dragon Ball Z, I did not relate to it all. It was a bunch of big muscular dudes. I felt nothing watching that show. I related, I wore glasses as a kid. So I always looked for glasses wearing characters, smart characters. They'll love that class of anime. Scooby-Doo. Well, because I saw my, I was rejected. I hated girls as a kid.

Remember, so like, you know, you know, you can't be super fat. So lovely. My mom kept making fun of me, because she would always go, you want to kiss that, say the moon. And I was like, no, say the moon's for girls. Ehh. So, you know, I was very, very in protest of girlness

because of these issues, I think. But, you know, in my teens is when it was like, now I'm obsessed with girls' girls, it's the only thing I care about. And like, this is also, and look, the trans community is very anti-Lollicon. And so I know that- I think everybody-

I'm a huge sir. I think they're necessarily unique in that. Everyone except the anime community who all think that everyone who, in the anime community, not being a lollicon means you're just a huge pussy. Like everybody sees you as a clown if you don't, if you can't lollic. But anyway, you know, in the, yeah, in the trans community, I only found out about the trans community because I became famous as a my little pony reviewer, which is how the huge trans contingent to it.

And my audience at the time was 55% female by YouTube metrics. Who knows how many of those were born female, how many were trans, whatever the case. I had a huge trans audience, tons of trans connections, but this was after I had already been medicated, already kind of silenced my emotions. Like, for me, have you been off? For me, once the last time you were off medication. I only took it for a year and a half, and I just kind of, the way I would put it is, I'm a bit of a psycho-not.

I'm a big time, like, I want to try all the drugs, I want to try all the different things, I like to put myself in different states of mind, learn how that state of mind works, and then try to access it without all the drugs. I want to try all the different things. I like to put myself in different states of mind, learn how that state of mind works, and then try to access it without needing the drug. So for me, it was like, after being on the drug for a year and a half, I just understood like what it was doing to me and chose to live that way.

So like, I just kind of silenced my emotions. And as I became a content creator, the difficulty for me was that like I wanted to be, I wanted to make art, I want to do the things I like and like communicate how I really feel, but I don't know how to make myself relatable to people. So what I did was just study other people's art and analyze it. I spent like the last seven years analyzing art obsessively, got really good at it, got to a point where people are like, wow, you can help me figure out my own life.

And I'm like, if I can help you figure out your life, why can't I help me figure out my life? Until I get to this point, we're finally, like once I understood, okay, you should not, don't try to justify every single emotion you have. Like, even if you don't have an explanation for why you feel that way, it doesn't mean you don't feel that way.

And if you felt that way for so long, don't you think it's time to admit that that feeling is more true than any fact you could apply to it? You know what I mean? They're two different things. Right, it's kind of what we were talking about in the last show. I mean, it's a pretty remarkable decision to be honest. Like, yeah, I wouldn't believe it. But it doesn't seem like, it doesn't seem like as sudden

as it initially. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like 14 years of going like, this is not, this is uncomfortable. It doesn't seem like it doesn't seem right. We're in a global group. We're in a global group. Let me put it that way.

And I've always been very, very manipulative. And it's funny because my name, my, so my name, that's what you knew. So Munky was the man in your, in their relationship with him. Is that what you say? Oh yeah. I think Munky's gay and he wants to fuck me. But how, how quick was this revelation?

Was it just like overnight? You're like, oh, it all makes sense. You know, you know that all the girls, Munky fucks are look like men They're all like flat as a board. Oh I saw this A man oh she does she's a chick what does she know? My actual my name that my mom gave me is Conrad, which means honest counselor.

And when I was a kid, I was like, I want to live up to this name. I want to be a counselor to other people, you know? And so, but like, it was like, I have to counsel other people in order to do it to myself. I mean, I have to get my real name used to getting it to myself. I mean, I have to do it to get right off. You know, my dad picked that one. Uh, go ahead. Keep going. He tried to spell it.

Tax, but he got fucked up. I'm not the wrong key. That's all funny. Yeah, well, I finished that train of thought. So if you have any other questions, I do want to talk about the weak arms and that shit that happened earlier because that was fucking great.

Okay, think about that. I'm stunned more than anything. I have so many questions but I feel like I already know the answer. So are you doing HRT? You're gonna grow tits and stuff like that? I probably will start it at some point. I mean, I've only started learning about it.

I'm a very cautious person if you can't tell. Are you gonna learn it? I'm gonna answer the big question. Are you gonna do anything to your dick? No. No, I'm not fine with it. I got no more questions. Are you gonna put inspiring things on your Instagram?

Post all the time, like Lacey does. That's what my Twitter has been for like three days. It has nothing but aphorisms and like fucking life is getting. Are people reaching out and they're like, I want to do this, like I'm struggling with the shit too? I mean, that was already the case because like again, I've had ties to the trans community the whole, like I've been a big time trans ally, you know, the thing is that they, I think a big part of my inability to come out was that I fucking

hate the trans community because of all the SJW shit. I was like the first anti SJW because I found out about it before anybody else because I was in the fucking community. Well, it's like that deerkin bitch. Like that, like you're insane. That's another to do with your mental. No, no, you're a big it if you make fun of the deer people, Dick. Yeah, that's the deer community.

Yeah, that's back to that. It's like people take all these giant, complicated mental issues and then, and they manifest the same way. They say, well, they're the same. No, they're not the same. Seeing a lot of people argue that the furries are an LGBT subculture. So if you make fun of furries, you hate gay people.

There's a lot of stretches being made. Okay. What were you saying about hating trans people, DeGini? DeGini. Well, not that I hate trans people. I love trans people, but I hated the community as it grew into this like this. You can't say anything logical at all. You know?

Like, it's just like, we can do this and still be logical. Like we can do it. Like if we are logical, we'll prove it to the other side. Like if we can show them that this stuff does make sense, then they'll accept it, you know, but they have to understand it. Like not all of them will accept it.

Obviously a lot of them are just as emotional and retarded, but like, you know, someone like you is a rational person. You clearly, you know, you've had obviously trans people on your show. You have trans friends. I know that you're somebody who understands it and, you know, is your free speech advocate, you're not anti-trans, you know not anti-trads, you know? And that's why I like your show. I like people like you or Ralph who are not, you know.

I mean, the level that I have to not hate it, you know? The level that I have to get to to judge some shit that someone does is just insurmountable to me. For a lot of why? Yeah, I just like, if you're doing something that doesn't affect me, I don't fucking. I am not, it's not that I don't fucking, I am not, it's not that I don't care and I secretly think anything.

It's just like, it has nothing to fucking do with you. Yeah, I'm just, I literally do not care what you do. Yeah, if it doesn't affect me or hurts somebody else, it works out for you. Yeah, that's it. Exactly. But I think people get, I don't have the energy to hate a group or something like that.

Like I just don't. Yeah, except for St. Jude's, I have plenty of energy to hate. Well, it's like watching this, watching this whole COVID thing happen in real time. I was talking, talking to Keon about this last night. This came over. I had some, we had some cigars. We did boy things outside. Did you, did you know, you wouldn't know anything about that? Boy things outside. Did you know you would know anything about that? Boy things outside. Talk about politics, cross-stream,

stalks, smoking cigars. And, and, and, I think so. Getting all your medical data from a fucking off of all of this. Well, you have to remember, you have to remember, Dick, I may be a woman by a basketball lesbian. So I still have some. With multiple male practice suits,

you still share something with the male community. I can't believe you're only going to be on rampal. Go ahead. I think there's something in the fact that Dick has always insisted that like Lesbians are the people he relates to the most. And like, I think that I resonate with that strongly personally. Yeah. And my wife does as well.

She says, I am Dick Masters in often. So. I get that. God, like Lesbians, like I've met, they can just hang. Like they just fucking, I don't pretend to fuck dick. I just want to make sure that's clear. You should. Because I realized that that's what it sounded like I was saying.

Oh, nice. Nice. I really forgot what I was talking about. Oh yeah, watching this whole lockdown too. Watching everybody collectively root for the lockdown and embrace it so readily, I think Keon made this point that there's this undercurrent, this feeling

of what I'm doing with my life doesn't matter. What I'm saying, why not just stay home? Like it's authentic. All of my pursuits in life have been so destroyed by the way the system is set up, monetarily, institutionally, like the various levels of, it's exposed how meaningless a lot of our lives are. And that's why so many people are just like, well, yeah, fine, lock us up. Yeah, I don't care.

I mean, it's true to that. It's just the soul, the, the mega city oneness of it, where incarceration and incarceration and welfare are nearly identical. That's the point that people miss in a judge's red, which is a great satire, is that the difference between being locked up and living your life in like that, in sub-subsidized on mega city one credits

is virtually identical. Yeah, because everything is illegal. You get fed in prison. Yeah. You get fucking watch the TV. Yeah, no, just can't leave. But in the Mega City One, you could leave and get killed. It was, it was, you're still paid the same and you still live in the same government-provided box.

Yeah. Anyway, that's why I just have such a hard time judging people for shiggas. It's like, man, do you realize how fucking depressed we are globally? Like, this doesn't fucking matter. I mean, I hadn't thought about that right now until now, this idea that people have been working their butt to the bone to keep a roof over their head. Now, it's like, yeah, you didn't need to do that.

We can just print money. It was a lot of junk. Honestly, like, I think there's a lot of reasons to lock down as bullshit, but it was a huge help for me. I don't think I could have come out at a different time because there's been a lot of people talking about how like everyone's kind of regressing to their childhood during this lockdown. It's like people are alone, they're trapped at their thoughts

they're like recontextualizing their lives, like thinking about why they ended up where they are and shit. And- Ordering alcohol delivery. Oh shit. And in their- Ordering alcohol delivery. Oh god. And my alcoholism is out of control. I got to focus the-

Or pouring more of their emotions out onto the internet and everything. And for me, that's just how I've lived my life forever. I've been a fucking heaky comrade. You know, I've been locked, I've been on lockdown forever. Because I've never, you know, I'm a big hunter. Because I've never, you know, I'm a big hunter Thompson guy, girl. I'm getting this gender myself more than anybody else. It's very difficult. But as a big hunter Thompson fan,

I've always had the fear and loathing in spades. What I lack is the love. I don't love people enough. I fear and loathe almost everybody, so I've been on lockdown forever. Now that everybody's on lockdown, I'm like, hey, you're all afraid now. You're all wearing masks in public.

You're all fucking dressing weird and uncounted, not taking care of yourselves. Now I can be the one to guide all of you to the light. I will be true to myself. Teach all of you how to do it. You'll come out of this better people. So that's what I'm hoping to achieve. That's where you hit him with the lollicon.

Is that when you introduced them to the world of lollicon? Are you prepared for fat chicks to think that you're hotter than them and to come after you for that? Oh boy, you know that's gonna happen. I mean, so far, so far there's been some, you know, I definitely passed

more than some people because I already am very effeminate. I have always been complimented for like my extremely long eyelashes, nails that naturally look manicured. I think I just have a lot of estrogen in me already, but for me acting more feminine is actually easier. It's like, now that I'm not contained, why contain it? That's my new motto, why contain it? That's been my motto ever since the coronavirus started. I'm saying it.

I like it. Well, why contain it? Good luck. My answer for everything now. Although, I mean, I think you're going to have a lot more of allies on this than the Lollicon thing. So, yeah. The thing is, okay, look.

Does this recontextualize the Lollicon at all? Like, does this, no. It's a good question. This was always the context of the Lollicon, because the whole point of it is that that's what I used to look like. I looked like a Lollie. Like, if you like that. Like, do you want to ban your younger self?

Of course. Wow. What I'm saying, do you like that, you're younger self. Of course. Wow. I'm saying, do you identify as the lolly con getting railed? Most, most lolly, I mean, there's a very classical quote from a lolly artist where he said, like, I am the little girl getting raped by society. Right. Is that is how you are? Yeah. So for me, like the little girl, right? I'm the little girl. Society is the big monster destroying my con. There it is. All right. We've heard enough from the

dummy. To talk about that fucking that that kiwi farm stuff, though, because I too go ahead. I do have been in do a quick to kiwi farms. Do a quicker, though, because we got it. I'm going to do some advice and some comments too.

I really disagree with Josh's mindset that you shouldn't like interact with the farms. Here's a problem with kiwi farms, that they don't understand. They are all low cows. Posting on kiwi farms makes you a low cow. You are what you eat, you know, these people, they are the cows and it's fucking hilarious because they, like you said, they think they're bad asses, no one else cares. Only the farms cares about the farms.

Like they say to the internet, things that you are the biggest retards in the fucking world. They think it's the cringest thing in the fucking planet. So like, they have nothing on you. They can't do anything. If you talk about them off the farms, the only way they have anything on you is if you post on the farm that is the cringest thing anyone can do is to post on the farms and most of the people posting on the farms are fucking creators under alt and so Pantsuit Party and I in collaboration created a video called Content Cunt that's's on the Pantee Party channel. It's Content Cunt, a journey in self-awareness in which we break down a certain Kiwi Farms

poster who was trying to turn Pantee into a low cow. We break down the overwhelming evidence that it is a fellow creator under an alt. It's an e thought a famous a famous up in our institute. Who shows her pussy for $4,000 on Patreon every month. So that's good stuff. I really love the farms, but whenever anybody

starts referring to themself as us, my my my spiky spiky spiky sense starts going off. You really why not why not why not fight against fighting sputts since starts going up with the fight. Oh, is it? Are you really? Why not? Why not? Why not fuck with the like it's not attacking. It's posting a tweet.

Like you guys some of you really need to check your blade at the door. Oh, don't fuck with us. Why you gonna? Where's the jokes? I'm gonna clarify that this is Dick's opinion and I have no problem with Kiwi Farms. I love that you guys are all great. I love easily me alone. I love the one.

I love the site. I think it's funny. I think it's funny to make fun of people. I think it's funny to talk shit. No amount of weirdness is ever going to change my opinion on that. I have to clarify, because I know they're gonna bring this up on the farms, that yes, I did, myself, post on the farms as myself, out myself, participate in the conversation about me coming out, because I don't care how cringe I am, because there's nothing

more cringed than caring about how cringe something is. That's beautiful, that's very true. Put that on a, well, now that you're a woman, you can knit that into one of those, you know, what do you call it, needle points. I am actually really an expert at, yeah, I really hope you. I am actually learning to sell. I think because I want to make my own plan. I hope you lean into the being a woman like, I'm the biggest female anime create, like

warded over all their shit, like they fucked over women's sports, but do it's all the stuff that they like. I'm the most. Well, did you, Nate? The implication is that I am the big sister of the anime community because Nate is Japanese for big sister. You know, bro was already meant to imply I was a big brother because I am an eldest sibling. Well, as a fellow transgender woman, welcome to the community.

Not right. Get out of here. Get out of here. Good luck. Good luck. I peace. Although I don't think you're going to need welcome to the community. Get out of here. Get out of here. More for me. Good luck. Good luck. I don't think you're going to need it to be honest. Wow.

He's not turning the dick inside out. We don't like his head on his shoulder. Or her head on her shoulder. He's shit going on this week. A lot of just episodes is insane. Yeah, I think I'd lock down over. Real quick, I'll put this in there. My sister called me up the other day,

turns out we're Jewish. Really? Really? That makes a lot of sense. Best day of my life. How are you Jewish? The Spanish Jews were one of the 30 families on the list who were forcibly converted during the Inquisition.

You were forcibly converted. Our ancestors were forcibly converted. So technically I can get Spanish citizenship because of this revelation. position. You were forcibly converted. Our ancestors were forcibly converted. So technically I can get Spanish citizenship because of this revelation. Wow. I can just apply for it as a Jewish woman. As a Jewish woman. As a Jewish woman.

Here's one from Glenn. Hey thanks, man. As usual, Sean and you were smart as, oh, this was the guy who I said, find something that your dad has pried in and then just try to beat him at it. Yeah. So you have your life goals. Your advice is perfect and telling me to be better than my dad will give me plenty of ammo against him.

Yeah good good good. Screwy Louie. Oh boy. Oh. Operation. He is here. Operation we be back in back in black baby revolutions. Hey Dick just wanted to let you know I got a response from that girl

After sending her some sappy message I channeled the spirit your simptex and it worked she said something about us not being a good match Because she'd asked me what I was looking for and I told her I wanted a relationship when she was here. Oh Man, oh man, oh man. Ffff. Does anybody who was coming to visit him? What? This chick came over, sucked his dick.

He thought that man, he wasn't a virgin anymore and he was a bad guy. Oh, it was the guy who thought he won the version contest. Yeah. My heart was breaking. He got oral sex because she said, fuck you. Ha. Ha.

Uh, I'm pretty, you never, you can. But he got oral. So what? He's saying that now she's done with him? Sounds, well, it you can. I got a oral, so what? He's saying that now she's done with them? Sounds, well, it sounds like it's an rough, I mean, he's scarier. Yeah, it kind of sounds like that. Because women, they ask you questions. Mm.

How dare they? Yeah, and you have to delay your answer and tell you know what they want. Like if they say, what are you looking for, you're like, man, I'm looking for where you got those shoes because they're so great. And you look like you've lost weight recently. You're looking phenomenal.

What are you looking for? And say, I'm looking for a husband. And then you say, will you marry me? Yeah, you gotta get the answer from them. You cannot ever answer first, because it's always, I don't even know. I think any either answer is wrong. To be honest, like I think women that she doesn't know

what she's wants until you press her on it. Yeah. I think they just ask you shit, because they want you to ask them. Right. And giving an answer, I don't know. Any answer would be wrong. Any answer is wrong.

Yeah, non-committal is. Yeah. What are you looking for? I'm looking for just to tap that ass and get out of here. The most you should say is, I don't know. I'm looking to have a good time with somebody who knows how to have a laugh. Something just so generic and stupid. Say always lie. Yeah. And not an answer, just distract them. Jingle your keys. No, I'm like, oh, shit, I got a text. President Trump is calling me right now. I'm looking for this. I'm looking for someone who will believe my lies.

I'm pretty sure I can get her to FaceTime with me tomorrow and I'll try to convince her to come over, meet at a hotel or something. Wow, Ballsy. FaceTime a good move? I don't know. And this one by her. It's so weird in here. I don't know what you do.

We talked about it next time, last time we were together. I'm pretty sure I can talk her into it by reminding her of how hard she came and the fact that she came second is dick, that's amazing. And the fact that she brought up a next time when she was here last time. Any advice is greatly appreciated here. You gotta keep yourself interesting, man.

You gotta fuck with her. You gotta hold on. Don't bring up whatever she said prior, because then it sounds like you're like recording thing she said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't be like, well, last time you were here, you said we had a really good time.

Yeah, that's none of that. That's creepy. Stay in the moment. She's looking for excitement and you give her some excitement. You know, like Andrew Tate's style. What the fuck is that? It's a comer. You ever seen that guy before?

No. This guy with half, he jerks off all the time. That's why he's like that. I see. People are asking how she can't even suck in your dick. How did she come sucking his dick? What is he talking about? Riley, am I forgetting anything?

Well, yeah, he left that out. He left that out. Did she get off on sucking his dick? Oh, I made that part out. Oh, okay. Oh, it's exciting. Don't be a weird lawyer and read back a statement to where it's not gonna help.

Is he coming on? Oh, he fingered her. Louis. Oh, okay. You got something you want to ask him? No, no, no, no, I thought you said he was coming on. Oh, you said he was in there. Yeah, he's in there.

He's in there. I got some advice here. This is from Dirt Pursumurf. Hey, quick question. What's it mean when a girl gives you one word responses and seems like a very boring person in general, then drunk text me her tits, but ghosts after I tell her to come over.

Well, it means she's insane, but that's pretty normal. They just want attention from texting their tits, right? I mean, the, yeah, if you got to fuck with her hard, if you stop before the tits, a one word, she's like, she doesn't fucking care about you at all. Like it's one step removed from like, not responding. And then then she gets drunk and text her tits. Yeah. Fuck with her. Always fuck if you're not getting what you want. Radically different game. Mix it up. Mix it up completely. If you're not getting what you want, radically different game. Do it, Andrew Tate style.

What were you going to say, Vito? I was going to say just, you know, keep negging her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'd be like, Oh, I'll picture your sets. Okay. I've seen better. I've seen these. Yeah. Yeah. Here's speaking of the letter of think that she's she's given you some grand gift or something. Yeah, and don't be honest. Be someone else. There you go.

The Andrew Tate. This is from Dickless in Tel Aviv. Dick, I'm a 30 year old woman with a serious case of Butterface. I'm 5'7, 36 H. That's big. Yeah, because like, the 30, yeah. So she just has huge tits on like a rock and body. It sounds like right?

Wow. Yeah, that's crazy. A serious case of 40. I mean, if she was like 44-H, you'd be like, yeah, 44-H club. Yeah, that's something I can do. With a man jaw, and then bovine, and an Ashkenazi nose. Oh. Yeah. I like those noses.

I don't know how much you, I'm finding, it's really weird what you're a true, yeah. Everything's changed. How can I improve my value on the sexual marketplace? Yours and Moses, Dickless and Tel Aviv. Well, we live in a permanent face mask. Yeah, permanent face mask. Because you always like, you always imagine what's underneath to be hotter. Yeah, like Roger Rabbit that ugly version of Jessica rabbit.

You could see the tits. Get them in there with the tits with enough time. Mm-hmm. Make them you keep the COVID mask on for safety. Right. And then after you get them to blow enough time on you, they won't want to bail. Cause it's on cost fallacy. You ripped that thing off and hit him with the schnauz. And you don't even notice it. What do you think? I'd say it's there for a pick by the way. I'd say these days, those YouTube makeup tutorials now, not to sound like a woman, but the ugliest ladies, I know, transform themselves into goddesses and you go,

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I just wonder how, you know, how, after you other make a sign, there is a face. How better could it be? I mean, you know, I don't know. How bad can a face be for God's sake? No, I mean, she might not, she might be hypercritical. How bad would a face have to be for you to get, oh, I don't think think I don't think you could

you could probably put my dad's face on there like a fixed win and I'd be okay with it. If Edward James almost had 36 H-tits, I would consider it. Oh, no. Those pot marks on God. I'd lick that that wet orange sack. Oh, burlap bag. I would kiss his mustache. Oh, baby, it's so beautiful.

In the right light, man. The text I would send to Edward James Olmuzz. He had 30 fixed-aged tints. You consider it, John, you would. That is all kinds of wrong. What are these men doing in Tel Aviv that they've made this woman feel so insecure about face? A face. Well, find guys that you're not just insecure about it

and then blames that for like maybe not dating or not, you know what I mean? See if you wear, cut a hole. Just like, oh, it's obviously my face. Cut holes in a bag, put it on your head and see if, walk around and see if guys even notice. See if they ask you, why aren't you wearing that bag on your head? Oh.

Should you do one more. Sure. Are you Riley, am I missing anybody in there? I don't think so. Somebody was trying to call in, but I don't know. I like how Riley is the guest Wrangler. He is. He's the man.

I think Vito might be canceled. Oh, people are telling me that I should your canceled. What, your canceled? What did you say that pissed people? Oh, people are telling me that I should your cancel. What, your cancel? You on stuff too. What did you say that pissed you? Oh, I was saying that what do you call it? That it's okay if your girlfriend does only fans.

Oh, okay. All right. I see why they wanted me to do this. Can I bring up the, what exactly did you say? There's a dumb tweet. Well, I'll be the judge of that. All right. Yeah.

Uh, I said, I said specifically, I'll be the judge of that. Yeah. I said specifically, you get to rail her and then she buys you PlayStation games, right? And that's a good, yeah, yeah. She subsidizes your video game collection. With sexuality. But she uses her sexuality to buy you toys. So how do you know she's gonna hear you toy? Here's the thing.

For I am with questions. Okay, I see what happened. All gonna hear you toy? Here's the thing. I have questions. Okay, I see what happened. All right, go ahead. Here's the thing. Would you, if you could make money by selling pictures of your dick, would you do it? No. Why not? I don't want to interact. I don't want to have to flirt with gay men to eat. Okay, so you're saying, so the problem. That's a good answer. gay men to eat. Okay, so you're saying, so the problem, that's a good answer. I just don't, I don't like dealing with, so the problem of the interaction, but if you're known a guy who would be gay for pay, like there's, I mean, because there are like, I can't do that.

I think I could have done it before, before 30 pounds ago. But if you didn't have to interact with anybody, it was literally just like pornography, like selling pictures of your dick, and you could make like free money doing it, you would still be a, you never have to talk to anybody. It's just literally you had a site and you said, here's pictures of your dick, and you could make like free money doing it, you would still be a, you never have to talk to anybody. It's just literally you had a site, and you said, here's pictures of my dick, give me $20. I feel like you got to sell it somewhat though. Where does it exist?

Where you just don't see, there's a lot of dicks online. Yeah, there's a lot of dicks, don't you have to dress it up, make a story out of it, and give a little something of yourself a little bow time. I put myself into my art, So if I'm selling dick pics, I'm gonna put myself into those pics. There's gonna be me. You're not just getting some random shockingly accurate

paintings, because you called it. But all these are like personality. That's not really them. They're playing a character. Well, there's a danger in playing a character. Moisturbing a character. Yes, dangerous play a character. You can internalize that character.

You're not gonna find the tweet. I tweet way too much. That's why you're gonna find that. Okay, it's a dangerous play, a character. You can internalize that character. You're not going to find the tweet. I tweet way too much. That's why you're going to find it. Okay, just tell me your position then. I don't like using people's arguments. I don't commit to that tweet. There was a bit. He wants PlayStation games.

I was trolling a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Sure. But if a girl told me, you know, I had an only fans at one point. At one point. I'm not going to be like, oh, you're a ruined woman. Which is what a lot of people are arguing. I'm not gonna be like, oh, you're a ruined woman. Which is what a lot of people are arguing.

I'm gonna be like, that sounds fun. I hope you made a lot of money doing it and didn't get weirdly connected to any of these creepos who paid for it. Yeah. You know, this argument that any girl who's any ever done that online is like a ruined woman or whatever, I'm like, no, man, I would do the same

fucking thing if I wanted money. That's not what I'm saying. But I would marry, he'd tell me it's not gonna heartbeat. I wouldn't even make her, shit, I'm like, no, man, I would do the same fucking thing if I wanted money. But I would marry, he'd tell me it's not going to heartbeat. I wouldn't even make her, shit, I might even test to stick with her if she still did porn. I don't know what I can't honestly tell you that I would put my foot, but tell me, there's that. Right.

The gang bangs, the Bukkaki's got a style. We're married now. Well, there's the whole like it emotionally, it feels right. Yeah. I mean, this was in response to the guy who was literally blackmailing. He was paying for people's only fans. That's hilarious. No, it is not.

That is so fuck dude. Oh, it's fucked, that's why it's so funny. I am not okay with that. What? When he was paying for people's only fans and then sending them to his parents. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Why not?

It's because that's unreasonable. Why not? It's worse. Because that's unreasonable. But you're okay with it. So then why should they be ashamed of something? I mean, if I'm okay with it, why do I have to subject my parents to it? Let's say my parents hated the idea of Arctic fishermen. Can I?

And I really want to be an Arctic fisherman. Okay. Am I not allowed, is it bad of me to maintain a pleasant relationship with my parents where I do not tell them that I go fishing in the Arctic? Do I have, can I only take a job that they specifically would approve of? No, but if someone told your parents that you were being an Arctic fisherman, do you think you'd be as offended?

I would be pissed off if they knew that my parents would disapprove of my profession. Do you think that's reasonable though? Do you think what you're, the analogy to making is unreasonable? I think it is unreasonable. Specifically try to ruin someone's relationship with their parents. Knowing that the parents might have different moral values

based on their chosen line of work. Yeah. My reaction was to laugh like crazy. And then, but like, I would never do that. Like, it's never, whatever you saw my sister to strip club, would you tell me? No. Oh, man.

I would have, if you saw her and didn't tell me, I would be pissed at that. If there was a person, I probably would. I would hope so. Okay, but that's different. Who's babysitting her two kids? She's, yeah. That's a personal strip club in the world.

I just can't imagine. This guy has no interaction with these women or their life. He has no real entry. He's trying to make it sound like, oh, I'm trying to make your life better. Yeah. You know, he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we went like, oh, no, it doesn't matter, or like, you know, because it was like, stuff with the jobs and stuff, you know what I'm saying?

Like, okay, now I want you to send me a video begging my forgiveness and telling me, you'll never do porn again. Not okay. Not okay. Not okay. Not okay, sure. So, look, it's even creepier.

It's crazy. It's crazy, if he's honest. If he really wants that. If a girlfriend who is sexting other guys for money, yeah, that would be like, I don't like that, please stop. Yeah, if he really wants that. A girlfriend who is sexting other guys for money, yeah, I'd be like, eh, I like that, please stop. If she was a porn star and not having relationships with guys, I'd still be like, I mean, I don't want to fucking other guys.

If she was doing lesbian porn, I'd be like, yeah, all right, cool, whatever. Who cares about, right? If she's getting like, other fucking chicks. First guys are blowing loads inside her. Okay, I was not a phase. Yeah, right.

But again, if a girl has done it only fans, and like in the past, because she was in high school, Jesus Christ college, and wanted some money or something, I mean, yeah, it seems like a perfectly reasonable way for a young woman with an attractive body to make some money. You're not a woman for doing it. No, I guess there's a,

well, there's a little bit of a needle threading going on where one side is saying sex work is basically the same as being a lawyer. Yeah, obviously false. Obviously false. No, I'm not saying that. And then the other side, it's like, well, you know, they're the same and then the other side is like, well, we need to get all these horse together and throw them in a volcano. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I'm going to strip clubs, but I also know that they're probably a beat, like they don't want to be there. I like pornography. The idea of women love it. Love it. Well, that's the thing is like everybody's like, I like it. I love it. I see these guys and they're like, the existence of only fans is going to ruin women forever.

And I'm like, it's just kind kinda making the more interested in being sexual creatures. Women were already ruined. Yeah, for the internet came along. They weren't any good before the internet came along. They're gonna take their clothes off willingly. Let's, why is this bad? I don't understand. Because it's morally depraved.

And it's no morality. Nobody cares. And your God is dead. He doesn't give a shit about any of this. No, my God's woman. Oh, okay. No, never said, my God is dead. He doesn't give a shit about any of this. No, my God's a woman. Okay, no, never. Don't say my God is a lot. You got a lot.

The great a lot. Okay. Well, they'll show you. We'll show you a boy. That's what's going to bring down the show. But it's not good though, because it's, there's, because they're being taught to sell it.

I think it emotionally destroys women who go through the porn industry. Like I think it's significantly negative. I think people are destroyed by who go through the porn industry. I think it's significantly negative. I think people are destroyed by going to, yeah. I think part of getting destroyed by the porn industry is that they don't control the means of production and they are being manipulated. No, I think it's, whereas here they have the control to stop or start whenever they want what kind of content they want to do.

I think that because they have that power, it's going to be far less damaging than an actual, where you're basically at the whim of the cre... Whatever you want, the producer. I think that the sale of sex at all is compromised, intimate relationship that ruins people. I think it's... You're saying it damages the intimacy of actual relations with someone you care about. is intimate, intimate relationship that ruins people. I think it, you're saying it damages the intimacy of actual relations with someone you care

about. Yeah, I think it's, I agree that it's harmful to people. I don't know, man. Do you think there's degrees though? Yes, of course. I'm sure some people are fine with it. Yeah, yeah. I think that's the same argument though, it's just saying pornography in general does the

same thing that we shouldn't look at porn. Well, and whoa, I'm gonna look at it. Okay. But you're not gonna let it affect your intimacy levels. Is what you're saying? I mean, it does. Like the proud boys store, but the proud boys whole deal was stopped drinking off. Right.

And that'll fix a lot of your issues. I mean, it's not, I don't think it's going to be insane. Yeah. Like, I mean, the worst for them. Do you know what I mean? No, no. Are we the proud boys? Are they still a thing or are you inventing?

I there are times when I will specifically not jerk off, so I will hammer my girlfriend when she gets home. And that's totally reasonable. I think it's, I think it's disingenuous to deny that there is a morally degrading effect of ubiquitous sex work in pornography in general, But you get stuck in the trap of having to say it to protect it. Like do you know what I mean? People get stuck in these traps of having to lie about truth to protect the thing from getting taken away.

Because we have to wear masks, like you can say, yeah, it's dangerous not to wear a mask. Yeah. But as soon as you say that, they'll say, well, actually it's mandatory. He's like, well, wait a minute, if I didn't know that, I wouldn't agree with you on the fucking thing in the first place. Well, yeah, that's the problem is it comes down to a freedom issue of,

well, you don't want to take people's freedom away. But they do. Right. Well, all the time. So how permissive can you be without limiting people's? Yeah. A billion, you know. I don't know, man, if a girl had an only fans, it limiting people's? Yeah, a billion. I don't know, man, if a girl hadn't only fans,

it'd be like, cool, show me. What do you got on there? It really just honestly depends on how big her tits are. I mean, that's the 36h. Come on, that's the truth of this debate. Well, would you be okay? Well, how hot is she? You got, you're missing a cake component.

She's also an entrepreneur. I mean, that sounds like a valuable partner. She knows how to make money. Okay, everybody, this has been the dictionary. I think that's, I think that's all we got for today. We've been on forever. So much, I'm gonna get shit about this for weeks, by the way. Oh, here we go.

Here's, here's where James almost with 30 seconds. I'm down. No way. You just got to do it. If you, come on. You just cover up the face, put a bag over there. Sean, look at this. Are you not into this?

No, I'm not into that. I would buy him wings. Look at the fucking tattoo. Look at the fucking tattoo. That's beautiful. I'm not even that. Good God. I, yay, yay, me, like you.

Women, you need to find yourself a man who looks at you. Like we're looking at Edward James Olmos's giant tits with abject horror. Okay, that's her good look on him. Yeah. Honey, what do you thumbs up? But yeah. There you go. Smash your passes.

Is that the game that they play on the coast? That's the matter. Oh my goodness. Look at that. Vavum. All right, everybody. This is this is not Maddox by Kendall and Hyde. He really cranked this, turned this one around in a hurry, huh?

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I am anonymous. Oh. He's really just gonna try and ignore this, huh? Yeah, and his cowboy streams. Is that what he's, he hasn't, he hasn't said anything. No, no. Just totally can ignore this. Come on. Here is Maddox's audio. streams. Is that what he's he hasn't uh he hasn't said anything. No, no, just totally I can ignore this. Come on. Here is here is here's Maddox's audio being fixed with a

DS and Nintendo DS. Yeah, that was the best. Really? Simple. Yeah, here. Look, you see this toy, this fucking Nintendo DS handheld. Yeah. It's really low audio, sadly. Yeah, here you go. No, here I'll print it. Oh, this is going to be a lot of trouble, but it's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be like a jam. It's a jam.

It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream.

It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to be a lot of stream. It's going to hospital was Jewish backing. Classic Jewish hospital, St. Jude's. So they wanted the white supremacists to have more money? Is that, because the thing that bothers me so much about that is people explaining why the charity would have refused the money. Yeah. Like would you shut the fuck, what are you running PR for that? Well, you know, the thing is it would endanger all the money

that they get from other people. That's why they turned it down. Why? Like, you don't, you think that they couldn't craft a PR statement that would shield them from that? Like, not say anything about it at all. Yeah. I think if you just take the $26,000 and say nothing. Yeah, it's such a small, it's so small. Like people think they build these little mole hills up into mountains before anything even happens. And it's like, you said it, it's like, why don't we ask the parents, whether like their child

would, you know, what could you use that? That's the PR statement. Yeah, like it's like, we would love to refund it, but quite frankly, it's saving lives. Yes, it would be unethical for us to refund it there's you can always you can always Get a better moral stance exactly. That's right PR is about and if they're the highest moral stance is we're saving lives Or is it killing pedophiles or just put a statement out that says when you give us money We do not examine anything about you. That's not the point of what we do

Appreciate contributions. I appreciate contributions. We appreciate any contributions, and accepting a contribution does not endorsement of who gave it to us. Is she to just say, look, would you call a pedophile the N word? Or what? Yeah, there you go.

Here. I ain't classic. You guys will debate that for a minute. Yeah, they're added to their regular questionnaire. Kinda brought in so much I barely did any of it. Save it. Fuck me. Shalom, they say added to their regular questionnaire. God, I brought in so much. I barely did any of it. Save it. Fuck me. Shalom, they say, Vita.

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna have my sister setting up Italian citizenship and we might get Spanish citizenship as well if we want it. That's cool. I got a picture of that chick. She is not fat. Dickless and Tel Aviv. Ooh, mama.

Ooh, oh yeah. I'm not gonna let you guys speak ill of a beautiful woman like that. No, I don't think because 36. You know what I mean? That's the right, yeah, it just goes on your head. If it, like I said, I mean, the chicks aged could be 44. Yeah. That's a bruiser.

Who's in there today? Well, there's a lot of people in there today. How long until the dick versus Vito wore too far left. That's serious. He used to do. When did I say, when did I say too far? When you said, oh, probably when you said it's okay to harass women by sending their photos to their fathers.

I mean, I don't know if it's okay. It's funny. Ah, too much. Too much. Something can be both. Something can be both. Something can be both. We're in this fucking, we're in this binary world. I mean, my first reaction was to lack.

I can understand. Because it's so fucking absurd. I understand, yes. I understand why someone would find it funny. Well, I also don't see like why, I could also see that, hugely negatively impacting their lives. Do you think that if they're okay

with it, they should be okay with their parents being okay with it? I don't think they should. I just don't, like, it's not a job. It's obviously not just a regular job. Like comparing, making, first of all, I think analogies in general are terrible arguments. Usually, yeah, because they don't really, that's gotta be a good analogy.

Like, as often as they don't really line up, analogies are great for explaining to something new to someone, but as soon as you explain what's happening, the analogies are just like emotional frameworks that you already have built into your head and trick you into agreeing with. And you have to take each case by case basis. Yeah, it has to almost stand alone.

I don't, so let's remove his intent entirely. He's taken something that you're doing and alerting your parents to it. I don't really believe in the parent paradigm. Like they don't have influence over you. You're an adult. They're not to sound like Maddox, but you're an independent person. Yeah, but you can't take the human relationship element out of it. And when it comes to the human relationship, I probably support it.

Like I would want someone to tell me if my kid was, yeah, let me get you in a thought experiment. What if somebody was hanging out at a lot of gay clubs and someone sent photos to their parents saying, did you know your son is gay? Again, I'm like, they're an adult. Yeah. Yeah, that's something that you're doing.

Well, you would not think that the person who did that would be like, kind of fucked up. Well, I think the guy is fucking a maniac. Right. Yeah, I think he's fucking wild. What if our parents were a big huge hole Or what if his parents were a huge hole? Homophobic family. And he had a high position like at his father's company.

He's like, get the fuck out. Like you're out of everything. What if your parent, and you knew that it could lead to him being disowned by his homophobic family? Yeah, I just can't. I don't know why I can't co-sign anything that is based in hypotheticals. Like the intent of it. I just don't see what, I don't know.

What do you gain from that exchange of outing somebody? On some hypotheticals, you know we're gonna happen. Like I mean, it's like, yeah. It's not far fetched. You're a psycho. You're getting an ego boosts. Like you're, well, it seems like you just want to harm someone, right?

There's no other me. I don't know. It's not for me to say. I mean, I guess this guy thinks he's helping them find Jesus or something. And as soon as you start saying his intentions matter, all he has to do is show that it has worked to be a good thing for some people and you've lost. Like if you say what you're doing is wrong because of what might happen, all he has to do is say, well, I did it to this girl and she got out of sex work.

Therefore, you're argument. That's just getting out of sex work is good. Well, but you've, well, that's his initial claim though. Getting out of sex work is good. I'm gonna stop it. Yeah. So telling him, yeah, on the surface, that's kind of what he's saying, right?

Yeah. So as soon as you say, he's making the assumption that sex work is bad. So from his point of view, he's done a service to these women. And obviously from my point of view, I think sex work is fine. So what he's doing is awful.

So yeah, we can agree that we don't agree on the morality of sex work. But then what is the, I guess, I don't know, man, I don't think is that complicated. You just fucked up asshole. Why are you doing that? If you will agree with that, why are you even going back and forth on it? What are you trying to justify about the behavior? Because you have to reserve the right for him to do something like this. I think it I think it highlights a massive hypocrisy that is damaging to women. I think it highlights

this undercurrent of lies that people tell about the nature of the sex industry and sex work in general. Yeah. That's why I think it's funny. Because I see people like Maddox tweet was, he's trying to interfere with someone's livelihood. That's not what's happening here.

That's not what he's doing. He's trying to save a soul. Right. He's doing it for Jesus. You don't need to twist his argument. Yeah. Just to prove that he's a jerk, he's still a jerk. Jesus would say you're a fucking jerk. But the need for people to twist what he's doing to fit their version of what sex work

is, is what I find so much more entertaining than what he's actually doing. I can't even fucking ruin some hose life or whatever. Maybe it doesn't. I don't know. Fucker parents. I don't know, man. I've known some people who are sex workers and I wouldn't find any reason to tell their parents about it. It seems fucked up. Well, you're not a fucked up. You're not a weird fucked up. I'm not a Christ warrior trying to save the souls now. And if they came into being, they said, this is happened to me. I'm not gonna go, well, that's what you dumb cunt.

I'd be like, oh, that's really, that's so, I don't think it's what anyone deserves. I mean, I don't understand your stance at this point. I don't think I'd ever deserve it, but if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. Johnny Carson. Well, yeah, I guess, what are you gonna do? What's like, what's the,

you're gonna tell people who do that that you're an asshole and we don't like having your own. But it's hilarious. And he's, and that's the right, that's right. That's why he's fighting both of you right now. I can't judge the guy I'm laughing at. I can't find anything wrong with it. I don't find it, I just don't find it hilarious.

I don't see anything wrong with it. I don't find it. I just don't find it hilarious. I don't see the joke in it. Yeah, I mean, I guess. It seems really mean to me. Wow, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's what I find. I mean, just somebody, I, okay, I think it's fun to be mean to people who deserve it. I don't think they deserve it in any way.

I don't think they've, and that's where I think the thing is, that's the line. You said, a lot of people think having an only fans means you've done something wrong. Yeah, you're fucking with guys' emotions to make money. You're, wow. You're done. Uh, uh pay rent because they're camping money, aggressively simping money to some bitch who doesn't care about them.

If you misrepresent the situation, it's like any business transaction. You need to be upfront about the terms and services, whatever. But you can't. Yes, you can, because you're dealing with horny guys. Okay, and if they make assumptions about the business transaction,

they aren't explicitly stated anywhere anywhere, is their personal responsibility? Right, exactly. Well, I don't feel bad for them either. The guys that gave all their money to Pokemon, I think that's funny, they deserve it too. But then I see an only fan's chick who's getting told who's getting told onto her fucking parents,

and yeah, you fucking deserve that too. Fuck you both. No where on any of these pages does it say, if you give me money, it will end with me fucking. Oh, it's like, no, God damn damn well that that's what they're getting paid to give the impression of a relationship well it doesn't say it when I go to the strip club there's no implicit thing when the stripper says yeah I like you oh you're so hot it's fucking I love grinding on your dick if you're so much of an idiot that you think that that's not part of the show.

The fire beware. Says that nowhere says I'm not gonna send your pictures to your parents then. You just send the show me the fuck and if we're in the strippers pictures through our parents, if we're playing the game, if we're playing the game of nowhere, does it say, then we're playing it all the way through the end.

Okay, nowhere does it say we're gonna fuck. Am I okay? No, where does it say that I'm not gonna buy your pictures to send to your fucking parents? Oh, I'm offended. Well, I'm fucking offended that you're leading all these fucking simpsons and I'm training them for cash I don't you bitch I don't think see all right I've paid for some only fans and I've here here we go but I just really put on the free I ripped the photos that I want and then I'm done I'll try to talk to the girl yeah I go this chicks hot how much is it five bucks yeah all right and then I rip all the pictures and videos and I'm done with it. Yeah. Yeah. You found out he was Jewish

Like I was just right there. I found out I was Jewish. I'm like it all makes sense That's why we get this is why we get thrown in with Richard Spencer Shawn your fucking constant my Anti-Semitic jokes. I don't know who I got. My grandfather was a Romanian Jew. But I think it's an assumption that all these guys are signing up to only fans are like the simp, whatever. I think a lot of guys are just like, if I give this chick five bucks, she's gonna keep making fucked up videos of her,

grinding on a piece of bologna or whatever the fuck they're into. That's not the nature of addiction. 80% of your business in a advice industry is powered by addicts. It's like liquor, gambling, and I took it to church. And I took it to church. And I took it to church. And I took it to church.

Oh, they're addicted to that fantasy that coming back, like, oh, yeah, I need to, I don't know man. I've never had that. I just want to see chicks getting naked and do weird things to themselves. Don't worry, they'll never stop because they're attention-horses. Yeah, which is great.

I'll pay five bucks for it. If that means they make more of it, I don't see the issue. If you can send their pictures to their parents, all fucking day, they're never gonna stop. Because they're fucking hos. All right, man. Don't worry about it. If I'm a simp because I pay for pornography, then.

So be it. No, you're not a simp. Not every guy who does it, but you know they exist. And you know they're being praised on. They're the problem, not the girls, man. It's a show. You're paying problem, not the girls, man. It's a show. You're paying entry to the circus. It doesn't mean the fucking circus master's going to blow you afterwards. Okay. Might any depends on the circus. We're a country

who thinks that one in a million, we're a country that thinks they're all going to get a one in a million disease and kill them. So we're living under house. We're a country of lottery players. There's always a chance., like you're saying there's a chance. I don't know. I know it's the same with all this shit though. Oh, all that. Are you a mod for any of the Cam girls? No. I'm just I've never I've never paid for Cam girl. I don't understand that. You can make them say goofy stuff. I don't want to deal with that. Oh, yeah. You've talked about this for years. Yeah. It's like Romanian, chicks, you like big noses. Yeah.

All right. Give them 10 cents. I don't deal with that. That's too weird. Really? Yeah, no, I don't want to like talk to, but he's type. It makes you feel bad.

It's something weird about it. Really? Yeah. What? Well see, but other people have the exact opposite. Yeah, I love it. I would just think it's hilarious. It would be like cringey for some reason, you know.

Sure. I mean, I guess I could watch it. I wouldn't want to like type to them. It might be a little more well adjusted than some people out there. Yeah, I don't know. Put your bitch, put your hand in your mouth. Like I said, I only tried that chat rule

that thing yesterday for the first time ever. Oh yeah. I'm always worried about voice chat too. Like people are always like, hey, can you get them a voice chat on the discord? And I'm like, I hate that. I don't wanna touch it. I'm gonna catch me back up and then they're playing on it to me.

Oh yeah. I really don't wanna interact with people who I like know, you know. Interacting with strangers feels weird to me. I see. It might be an anxiety kind of thing. I'd rather it like a stranger. I like the paywall. I like to paywall. I like to pretend she's my girlfriend.

I don't want to talk to her. I just want to pretend. So like a real girlfriend. Yeah, exactly. All right. Goodbye, everybody. Can't talk that. See ya.

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