The Dick Show - Episode 209 - Dick on the LA Riots

Episode Date: June 2, 2020

My coverage on the street of the LA riots, giving Sean smooches, a failure to launch, Johnny and Coach in studio, an argument with Null about CDA 230 protections, Nick Rekieta's 3PM breakfast, a guy pretending to be a girl on OnlyFans, a guy whose wife was pulling in 9k on OnlyFans, death by self-driving car, and first-hand Antifa antics; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh, God, Sean, just turn your fucking computer on. What is? He's all excited about Source Connect. Oh, it's no problem. It sounds great. It's no problem. Like, well, you're not in studios, so that's the problem. Yeah. Like, it's an empty chair, like Clint Eastwood. Yeah, Source Connect is only for if you're at the studio. No, other problems than that? No, it's great. All right. Well, does it start on time? Yeah, source connect is only for if you're at the studio.

No other problems than that. No, it's great. All right, well, does it start on time? No. Apparently not. Oh, I heard something. Coach is here. Sean is later than coach.

Wow. Jesus Christ. A true rarity to see coach. Later than coach. Coach grew up on CP time. Yeah. Fucking a later than coach unreal. Coach, come on in here.

Have a seat. We're live, just FYI. Have a seat so we can get your mic levels. We're still waiting on Sean, who does not want to come in and apparently cannot load his computer on time. Link to video and email is 404ing for me. Anyone else? Go into the show links, the live stream links channel.

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It'll be fucking perfect. It'll be fucking perfect, Johnny. Nothing to worry about. It's, we use it every day. Absolutely nothing will go wrong. That's why I tell everyone all of our gears of piece of shit, because I'm like, that way if it doesn't work, it's all good.

This is a professional setup we have here. There's no way anything can go wrong. Okay, it's five minutes to the episode. Are you ready? It's all been torn apart. I don's five minutes to the episode. Are you ready? It's all been torn apart. I don't know what to do. How are you doing? What happened to your face?

What happened to your face? You got like a big gash, like a mishet, like a... Oh yeah, cancer. You have cancer? Can you turn him up a little bit, Charlie? Skin cancer? Yeah. Is it terminal?

No. You really, you have skin cancer in your face? That's what's going on there. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's fucked up. That's what's going on there. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's fucked up. They told me it would be a small scar. You look like somebody took a hatchet to your face.

Yeah. You look like a guy on the border of Nicaragua and Costa Rica. It's got a big old gun. I don't know the name of. Yeah. It's pretty sweet. That's a big scar, man. Maybe bump him down a little bit because he's getting a lot of bleed over for me. Pretty sweet. That's a big scar, man.

Maybe bump him down a little bit, because he's getting a lot of bleed over for me. Wow, that sucks. Yeah. Is it gonna go away? You don't seem happy about it. No. I'm not.

How long have you had that scar? I think a couple of months now. I mean, it's only been healing for a couple of months, but... Oh my God, I haven't seen you had that scar? Um, I think a couple of months now, I mean, it's only been healing for a couple of months, but oh my God, I haven't seen you in that long. Yeah, yeah, it's been a while. Oh, wow. I'm not gonna have the camera on you. Yeah, good.

Cause I don't wanna scare people with that scar. That's always the point, not having it on me. What you glad you came to the day coach? Yeah. Hahaha. Do you remember when I was gonna get that fate, when I got that face surgery? Yeah, yeah, that's what I get for the day coach? Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember when I was gonna get that face surgery? Yeah, yeah. That's what I get for that.

Yeah, that's what you get for that. That's a sick person. And I said, well, I hope it doesn't fuck up my face. They showed me the pictures of people who got it. And they actually all looked a little bit better after where it's because their face wasn't all like deformed and weird. It was more normal. And coach says, well, of course,'re going to show you the good ones.

Can you believe what type of sick person? I don't know. What type of sick person? Let's say that. I don't know, but that's what you get. That's a shot. We're waiting on fucking Sean. Fucking amazing. What the fuck? What is Sean doing?

Riley, if you see him in there, just unmute him. Sean doesn't want, if Sean doesn't want, he doesn't want to work today. That's why he saw the writers going crazy and stealing Louis Vuitton bags. He says, well, I don't want to work. Fuck this. That's true. That's... I'm staying home. Alright.

Let's start the show. Presenting... Oh Yeah Welcome to day you want to get you to you love dig you got it at the show or is the contest Come to your life room. I'm bunker deep in the heart of the city. Feel you got me hosting match this city that's on fire Yes, yeah, fuck it up. Many Apple is bitch. We got we got writers here too They said I was never gonna happen Johnny. They told me I was the idiot It's never gonna have said over and over and over for weeks They crank up the pressure. They pull up they put on the pressure

They keep the economy locked down to get that sweet sweet money and all it will take is one cop to fuck up because they always fuck up because it's impossible not to fuck up as a cop. And then it's papayam race war. Race war. $3 trillion. Give me that money. Trump, listen to me hand over that money. $20 million man. America is worse than Mexican, 59 weeks running, joining me because Sean does not want to come in and get the coup is Johnny the audio engineer with the coup.

With the coup. Do you have the coup? Oh, you're coup free and coach, my life coach. What up, buddy? Welcome to the show, how you doing? Are you all right? You seem pissed off. I'm all right.

Oh no, that's not a man who's all right? You seem pissed off. Come on. Oh, no, that's not, that's not a man who's all right. The city is burning. This is a celebration. The city is burning. The sharp Trump has walked into the temple and flipped over the tables of the money changers. CDA 230 is going down. Antifa is going down. Louis Vuitton is getting cleaned out. Starbucks are on fire. Yeah, I really don't have much. I should do those things. That's going to fall if you, if you do that again, you don't have sympathy for sympathy for what things? The Louis Vuitton store. Oh, you don't have sympathy for Louis Vuitton. No, no. I thought that was my favorite part.

I see, and all those people get those free dumb expensive bags. By the armload. Yeah. Running a night one, it was a fat woman waddling into target and wriggling out with a two, two bedtime lamps and they got, they all got home and watched the news footage and saw everybody making fun of them for stealing gummy bears and legos. They was, wait a minute. What the fuck are we doing, looting? What are we doing down?

Why are we storming the courthouse? I don't want to steal my own DUI records. Let's go to Beverly Hills, man. Fuck this. What are we doing? I was surprised that they didn't have bigger pushback. Who in Beverly Hills? Me too, actually.

I was like, man, those guys, those guys are gonna call, they're, they're pleased, they're different than downtown police. Downtown police kind of have like a quid pro, quo Clarisse arrangement going on with the criminals. Beverly Hills doesn't, they haven't seen a criminal in Beverly Hills in 30 years. Yeah. They don't know.

Just an animal to them. I went to the riot. Did you guys see my riot? Oh, yeah, very cool. What an incredible riot. Vito's on the phone too, so we can talk to him. If Sean ever bothers to show up, we'll talk to him about it as well.

It was wild. Wild time, and I think it was the last, I think that was the moment the fun ended at the riot. Which part? When I went. Oh, yeah. The next day, you could feel the shit. Oh part when I went? Oh yeah. The next day, you could feel the shit. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

The next day was about looting. I wanted to go back the next day. I mean, after getting shot twice by the police and running around like a 20 year old, the next day I was on more enough flexorill to turn a horse into glue and bourbon. So I was not fit to go anywhere last night, but I really wanted to go down there. And if I'm honest with myself, it's because I just wanted to steal Louis Vuitton bags

and get in on the boosting of all this stuff that you're only allowed to look at through a window for your entire life. Yeah. Are you having any rights now by you, coach? Yeah, it was pretty lively. I didn't see anything on my street. I mean, I live in a suburb, but you can hear, you could hear a lot of shit going down.

Let me talk to, let me bring Vito in here so we can talk about, hey Vito, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. You hear me? Yeah, how you doing, man? Were you sore as fuck after that ride? Yeah, I am. Are you sore too?

I was a mess yesterday. I got up, like usual, I wake up in the morning and I spend about an hour and a half on Twitter and then I get up to go to the bathroom when I think I'm about to piss the bed and I could not fucking move. I felt like I had Chinese foot bindings on my feet. I'm out.

It was crazy. I was like, oh, I should go back out into the protest and then as the day went on, I'm like, I can't walk Just cuz the adrenaline or what Yeah, I'm an old man, I guess I'm like, oh this sucks. So how old are you Vito? I'm in my 30s. So I am 39 39 I'm in my 30s, but not really. It's all part of the game.

You can't tell people your age on the entertainment industry. What? What a, of your old woman. Yeah, you got to play the game. What do you call it? That sounds like something of 36 year old man would say. So I mean, I weigh way more than you though. Like I think my problem is my way, but hey, it was a good workout, you know?

Oh, yeah. I saw people making fun of you for not crossing that I beam. Yeah. I mean, look, I get that it seems like I'm a pussy, but like I just knew I would have held everybody else up. I get like a vertigo really easy. And I was just like, yeah, I mean, I don't want to be a shit bag that's like slowly crossing that thing is everyone's

throwing a burier across it. I mean, not, and not to be a dick, but if I couldn't see my feet, I would not want to cross that thing either. It was, yeah, that's, that's part. It was about, so like, it was wet out. So like the more people went across, it was getting like the, the, the beam was getting more slick. Yeah. Everyone was sweating and all the chicks were so wet. They were leaving the slime trail going across. I don't know. I was like, I don't know. Calculated decision. There's probably another way out. And I did find another way out. So let me walk people through it. And then we'll get to the Ibeam. The Ibeam thing was my favorite part of the ride. I had a great time. I don't know, but did you have a good time at the riots?

I had a great time, man. That's why I want to go back out. There's something going on in Long Beach at three. I might try to head out. I think it's turning. I don't think you want to try to recreate that moment. I think the sentiment is turning. It's very possible.

I think people see guys like us having too much fun. They're like, oh, cops just waste them. Just go in there with rubber bullets. Actually throw some real bullets in the mix. We don't care about those people. Just when we never have and never will. So just kill them or not whatever. Just do what you do what you guys are paid to do. And you enjoy it. I consider myself, you know, press when I'm there because I don't, I don't break anything. I'm just there to see what's going on, you know? Yeah, they arrested the press though.

They arrested CNN. Yeah, well, once they declared an illegal assembly are in trouble. Sure. But I think if you're just running around, you're like, look man, I didn't break anything. I'm just here. Yeah.

Oh, I was thinking do. So this is what happened. I've been, we've been watching the kill coverage all all week for the riots because they've got pretty good spread of what's Whatever stream is you know they hop back and forth between streams if if a guy with a chain saw shows up They'll go show him or if a guy steals a horse they'll go show him Yeah, I got you stealing a horse wow Like a little nazx Yeah, it's stealing fucking horses now I see the guy just stealin' all the hoars. Wow. Like a little Nas X.

Yeah, he's stealing fuckin' horses now. So we were watching the kill stream. And Vito's on the kill stream talking about talking about going to the riots. And I'm here drinking just the perfect amount of drunk with Randy and Avis growing, said, hey, will you drive us to the riots? That could be fun as shit, right?

You're not going, obviously, because you're a real person. But me and Vita, we're not real people, which is internet people. We don't really exist. No one cares about us. Well, you drive us to the right. Yeah. So I call in, challenge, put him in a spot where he will look like a bitch if he says no, publicly.

Yeah. Oh, dude, I was totally down. Like, literally my only reason I didn't want to go was I was like, where am I going to park? Like, how am I going to get down the road? I don't know how highways were blocked up. So having someone to drive us down was perfect. Yes, yes it was. So we drive, we pick Vito up, we go downtown, and it's kind of hard to tell where the riots are going.

80s girls cousin was at the riots, burning cop cars and stuff I assume. So we try to get info from him on where the best rioting spot is. But the cops have, they have this really wild formation that was crazy to see where it's like a video game. Like you can imagine it from a bird's eye view, because downtown is all grids. The cops will block off one street and then they inch closer on all sides until there's enough for them to make a leap and block off like a whole area and block off the three-way, the four-way intersection to close it in in one direction.

Does that make sense? Again, they're strategically planning this out to close it in in one direction. Does that make sense? Like, you can, they're like strategically planning this out to kind of box everybody in and cut off the flow to keep people from getting into the riot and also keep the rioters from getting out. So they can pin them in in single blocks and then arrest them, right? Fucking hey. Meanwhile, and it's slowly degenerating too. We got there right before it peaked and the cops started pressing back. So we get there. And the first thing I notice is that the cops are all so much smaller and younger and more womanly than I, like not womanly in like a emasculating way, like literal women.

They've got women with, with Billy clubs and masks out there and I'm thinking you gotta be fucking, like I'm not, I realize I am, I am overestimating my physical ability at all times, but you guys need to get a lot bigger than this. Do you guys work out? Like this is, you're, and you're looking at them and they're like, they're fucking shaking.

Like they're just, and these were the ones that were way out on City Hall where there's just a congregation of people kind of loitering around and filming them. And they're just staring back, like Buckingham Palace Guards who are vegetarian versions of Buckingham Palace Guards. They're staring back and you're like, man, I don't, I see you, I look in your eyes

and I don't think you're, I think maybe you signed up for a job that you're not ready to do here, bud. Right. And especially the women are like constantly backing up. Um, I don't know if you thought that you don't. I mean, if they get on, I keep seeing like videos of like female cops getting knocked to the ground and all the male cops are like, oh, god damn it. And they got her run.

They got to pick them up and keep them going. So I said, okay, there's action going on here somewhere. You can hear the, you can hear the bombs going off, whatever whose ever side is throwing these bombs and you can see wherever the helicopter is is circling, that's gotta be where it's going on. So I take us on to an expedition to find where the source of the mayhem is,

source of the American dream. We circle around, we talk to, hitting on hot chicks the entire way and there was a bunch of them. We circle around and find the main spot of the riot where it's like the resistance group in the matrix, hot, slapily dressed, mostly, what do you think the racial makeup of that mob was? It was probably most Mexican, it was probably half Mexican in black.

It was the way you think downtown would be. And then a contingent of white people that after having seen it with my own two eyes, I can 100% say that they're imported white antifa terrorists, a lot of them, who are there specifically to direct the riot and provide support and encouragement to the violent aspects of it only. And not try to keep the rioters safe, not try to keep the protesters safe, but specifically to encourage the looting and the violence and the rioting

in a way that the rioters wouldn't have been able to do on their own. And I will explain that more. Vito, did you get that impression as well? Uh, I didn't get the sense that there was like organization behind it. Yeah. I mean, there was clearly like antifacute, they would prepare it to break some windows and it came. Right.

But you were like closer to the front. So maybe that's where they were positioning themselves to throw and orchestrate that stuff. Yeah. Although as I pointed out to you later, I think the looting and the rioting was, was, I think the front line was where everybody's fucking with the cops, but the crazy like break and windows and stuff was farther away from the cops because that's where people get bolder. Yeah. But yeah, I wasn't really trying to pay attention to who was doing what.

I mean, I saw people, I saw people, all different colors going nuts. Yeah. I don't know. I think there was one Asian there and we brought them there, Randy. Did you see people getting like pulled over the line and arrested? I don't know. I think there was one Asian there and we brought him there, Randy. Did you see people getting like pulled over the line and arrested? I wanted to know. No, I saw a homeless guy who didn't know what was going on. Get rolled over by the police like a sleeping bag. Like they came up on him and kind of rolled him because they didn't want to let him. For some reason, they don't want to let him get behind him. So they just

kept rolling him like, Joe is still like, like he was in there and is flying down. It's like, what the fuck do you want me to do? And like, yeah, get him, get him, let's get rolling him until he wins. So we get there and Vito stays back, like you said, and I'm right to the front. Like, I got to see, I want to get,

I want to get hit by a cop, right? I got, this is my last time I can make a riot. 10 years, when this, 10, 20 years, and this happens again, I'll be too fucking old. I can't come to a riot. I'm gonna make the best of this riot while I still got it. So I go straight to the front

where the people are holding up their hands and saying he can't breathe and stuff like that. By the way, I'm streaming on, calling into the kill stream the entire time. Like Ruby Rod, right? Screaming about, oh, the cops. So they're all lined up, right? And then you can see they've had enough, they've now they've, this is as far back as they

can go. So they're starting to push back now. And they're going through one by one. And as they do it, they've all got these nerf looking guns, like they've got real looking guns, but they have neon paints all over them, like green neon paint. So they look like laser tag guns or nerf guns. And I imagine it's so you can see

that they're shooting at you. And for some reason, these motherfuckers are always, like instantly when they pull up, I don't know why, but they see me and go right on me. And I don't think they wanna hit you in the face, so they're always aiming at your nuts. So everywhere you go, it's like a penalty kick and soccer, everywhere I'm running, that's a very fun of the police.

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Or are they just designed to scare you? I don't know. I saw some people showing their their wounds and yeah, like on Twitter, but I was like, I think they're supposed to sting or something. They're definitely supposed to steal. It's really like it didn't seem seem like anybody was getting hurt by him as far as I so. I didn't hurt when I got shot.

When I got shot once in the back, like in the shoulder blade and once in the face. Jesus. The one on the face bounced off and one of the white kids grabbed it. He's like, man, this is the one that hit your face. Fucking all right, man, give it over. Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Zoom in're baseball. But the whole time it was so fucking weird because the cops are like, the women cops are tripping over, excuse me, no, women cops are like tripping over each other and like, follow, like they can't, they can't fucking stand up as they're advancing on you. There's so much adrenaline in there. Eventually they, eventually they, oh, okay, then the peppers spray started. So the big cloud of peppers were happening.

You could taste it all over your, you know, coach. Yeah, you can taste it all over your face. Like this weird chemical mix, and people started falling back and out of nowhere, this guy, one of the antifa guys, and I swear to God, you know them instantly. Like, you always see on the news how antifa's this dangerous element there and their encouraging violence or whatever. And I always kind of thought, like, you don't need to, you don't need to encourage these people. I remember 92.

I remember riots. Antifa wasn't there when the Lakers won the World Championships and started telling them to, oh, you guys should flip over cop cars. They got, they got to figure it out on their own. Yeah. You don't need to tell them what, what, what's getting shit for free is like, like, you don't need to, no one needs to be told that it's fun to torture Starbucks, fuck Starbucks, right?

Fuck white people, fuck society. And I'm right, I've been told to wear a mask one too many, about 50 too many times in the last two months to have any compassion for anything that someone considers a community. I fuck you. You guys, you guys, you guys collectively fucked the entire country.

You put more, you put more mom and pop at a business than any riot ever could have. You have been fucking over this class of people specifically for 60 years. I feel absolutely no sympathy about your fucking community getting burned down to the ground because realistically speaking, nothing that whoever gets killed by a cop is never getting any justice, they're never changing shit. And you and everybody who's caused this situation directly is going to sit at home tomorrow and wonder whether or not drugs,

how illegal drugs should be. Like, oh well, I just don't want my kids taking drugs. So if you cops can just go into the inner city and arrest as many black people as possible who are dealing drugs, then maybe my little Timmy or Johnny will not do them anymore. They get arrested four times more for the exact fucking same thing that everybody in the country does all day every day. Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, and I'm just talking about the illegal ones Yeah, the legal ones when you walk to your doctor and get for free You also enjoy as a white person you think a lot of ghetto-ass motherfuckers are walking to their GP and getting a bucket full of

Afexor, I don't think so yeah So don't even don't even fucking start with this sanctimonious Oh, these don't these people know that they're wrecking their community. Do you motherfuckers know that every time you make a law that you cannot enforce equally on everyone? You are wrecking your, you are wrecking their community. You fucking think that for one second. If you had the amount of interactions with the police, you who are the same laws do as the inner city you'd be any fucking different. Every time there's an interaction with a cop there's a risk of getting shot lower the

interactions with the police petty crimes bucket drug crimes bucket domestic violence bucket you don't need any cop involvement. I forgot what do you guys think of that? I agree. No, man, I'm with you, man. When the protesters burn small, locally owned businesses, yeah, fuck that. But if it's a Starbucks, man, it's corporately owned. And you're right, they have put all the little businesses out on the streets.

Yeah, the government did that. All of the people who are afraid of getting a hoax virus that turned out to be nothing much worse than the flu, all of the people who've been sitting back telling the government that they need to protect them from their imaginations, fucking cause this. They cause this by making people live according to their imaginations.

So you know what? Fuck it. Here's this is you forgot to imagine this one, didn't you? You forgot to imagine what happens when you fuck over the, when you fuck over the entire country. They get pissed off and start smashing shit. The cops are, the cops aren't there to protect Louis Vuitton or your fucking property. That's on you. Um, you don't wonder how much of the protests are due to just the coronavirus anxiety being

like, we might be economically fucked, you know. There's a lot of that in there, where people are like, well, let's just make some noise and see what happens. What are you going to say? I don't think you can just keep enforced. I don't think people think we should be illegal, most people. And it's like you just can't continue to enforce a dumb shit on people who are just like, don't even think something should be illegal.

It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm a big proponent of, you know, I think that obviously like you said at the beginning, cops are going to fuck up, right? But what's the reaction to it? I mean, everyone seemed to be in agreement on this. Was anyone like, and how many people were defending what happened, but he's still arrested. Like what?

There are people who there are people who are saying he didn't actually die. Like they're like, oh, well, the corner didn't like, are you guys fucking insane? Is that really? Is that what it's like? Yes. Yes. To Fawn, Mollinou said it. He's like, oh, there you go. They found that he didn't die of his fixation. Like, man, that's the thing is they're like, oh, he had pre-existing health conditions. And I'm like, so are you telling me that if you had just stood on that street corner, he would have died naturally. Yeah.

Yeah. He was just hanging out. He was just going to die that day and the cops happened to put him down right before he died. Just bad luck. Like Groundhogs Day, that guy's going to die no matter what. Cop just happened to show up at the wrong time. Anyway, I forget what I, oh, the tear gas.

So the tear gas hits. And all of a sudden, there's an angel of water appears with a prepackaged arrowhead water pack. And he starts giving it out to people who are like crying and screaming. I walk over because I'm thirsty, because I'm drunk also, and grab a water from. He's like, oh, that's for your eyes.

I'm gonna fuck you, I'm fucking thirsty. And then he disappears. He disappears once again into the night. I take a cup, I go about 10 feet further, and there's a city bus, because now we're further, the cops have dispersed everyone because of the pepper spray.

I go about 10 feet further, and you can hear me doing this on the kill stream live. Like I'm narrating and saying that the cops are spraying gay juice at everyone to turn everyone gay and these sorts of things. I take a couple of steps further and there's a city bus there and the mob starts attacking the city bus, right? Like pounding on it because fuck the city. Fuck the fuck the buses, right?

And this dude, again, another white guy who just, you get the sense that they don't belong. And it's hard to describe because they're not, the only way I could figure it is they're not focused on what is happening right in front of them. They're focusing on where to go next. So they're going through these motions. They're going through these motions mechanically

and methodically. This guy, the guy handing out water, like he's handing out water on autopilot and he's looking for what to do next. Like you see people in like, like you see athletes behave like this. Like they're doing, like they're running with a, they're, you know, they're running with a football,

but they're looking to see like the situational awareness of like what to do, what am I doing next? What's my next move? And the other people in the mob are not behaving like this. The protesters are not behaving like this because they're just saying, this is what I'm all about right now. Like I'm holding my fucking hands,

I'm about to get shot by police. The guy stops everybody from attacking the bus driver and then as he points them over at other places, the mob, the rioters, like he's just commanding them to go direct their violence in other ways, which is easy to like, they're all charged up, it's easy to do. And as he does, this is swarm of other white people come over and just with military precision tag it, the all cops are bastards, shit, and all these other, all these other slogans,

I don't, I didn't, I looked it up after the fact, I didn't know with, but they like swarm Hagget, the all cops are bastards shit and all these other, all these other slogans. I didn't, I looked it up after the fact, I didn't know it, but they like swarm and shh, shh, and then they're gone. Oh man, this is weird. So I go up to the guy, again, all in the kill stream, I go up to the guy, what's the, what's going on here?

What are you, what are you doing here? Cause that was, that was real weird, right? You saw, and he's, he says, oh, I'm from Philadelphia. And I said, what are you doing here? And I think he switched and realized that he's not talking to like another one of his white guys. He's like, oh, I'm from Los Angeles. He said, he says, no, I live in Los Angeles. I'm like, whoa, no. People don't say they live in Los Angeles. Like, you say more park westwood echo part, like you don't say they live in Los Angeles. Like you say, more park, westward, echo park. Like you don't say, what are you doing here?

Are you also don't say Philadelphia first? Yeah, right of it. Like why? Why did you say that? That's a lot more suspect. I mean, are you being paid to be here? He's like, yeah, man, yeah, George Soros paid me to be here. And I was like, okay, hold up.

Is that true though? Like, because I know people have a hard time lying. People in general will not lie. If that no matter how much it benefits them, they just won't do it, because they're pussy's. All right. And I'm like, what, but is that true? Are you being paid to be here?

And he's more sarcastic answers. And I'm like, look, bro, I start following him and he's wearing like this weird, some kind of auto workers shirt or some kind of union shirt. I'm like, hey, man, like I'm accusing you of something. It's odd that you're reacting in the way you are. Like, it's really odd that you're not offended by this or that you're trying to defend your set.

Like, you're just, so then I, as I'm walking away from the cops, I see these same guys dressed exactly the same. They're either all in black with hoodies like they all have the same kind of look. This guy goes by an upscale restaurant. Nobody's at nobody's looking at and he walks through with, I guess a hammer and just walks really quickly and goes, bash, bash, bash, bash to all the windows. And as soon as he does it, all the looters run in and start fucking up the place. But there was, there was, they had no interest in doing that before he did that.

And even afterwards, when they saw the windows were smashed, the, the rioters, some of the braver ones start picking up like, like parking cones and trash cans and trying to break more windows, like walking up and smashing the windows, but they can't because they're not, they don't have the tools to do it. But just watching that, watching the guy directing people for what to destroy, watching the guy smash deliberately smashing windows and then do nothing, just walk away. It was surreal to suddenly understand the scope of how antifa influences these, these violent or nonviolent protests. Like, I don't want to, I sound like I'm defending the rioters, but because, you know, there's

a difference between just raw emotion, you know, and a group of people doing fucked up things versus a coordinated attack. I mean, there's a difference there. Yeah. And then you see like all the pallets of bricks that are on stand by, like, wait a minute, what the fuck is going on here? Jesus. No, did you see, I saw a video clip of this whole staging area that cops just rolled into

and like smashed it, had all these, this milk and this water. Exactly. Exactly like a staging area for, I mean, they have this, it's an operation for them. Yeah. So I guess Trump declared him a terrorist organization today, which is- Oh, really? Yeah, just a couple, just a little bit ago, like listen to that on Twitter. I don't think he's made it official. I mean, I think that's just one of the things where, yeah, but you couple, just a little bit ago. Like listen now on Twitter. A lot of that on Twitter, I don't think he's made it official.

I mean, I think I think that's just one of the things where, yeah, but you, there's a process, isn't there? I mean, he's using the word, he's identifying them. Yeah. That's more than I've seen from any other journalist or anything. Ah, so the cops, after that, I think Vito and I ran into each other again. Well, I kept seeing you, but you kept being like, all right, I'm going back to the front. I'm like, okay, man.

Yeah, I was trying to get footage of the, you know, the looting and stuff because I think that's the craziest part. And people don't typically do that in front of the cops because then the cops charge at them, you know? Yeah. There was a ton of hot chicks there too. It's just sucks because everyone's calling me a pussy. They're like, why don't you go with thick?

I'm like, I wanted to see the looting, man. Also, I didn't want to get arrested because 550, you know what they said? 550 people got arrested. I heard that. I saw you treat that. Which makes no sense to me because I didn't see anybody getting arrested. But I wonder if a rumour early on in the night, we saw stuff, but we weren't over there. Yeah. I wonder if they started arresting people and then they just gave up at a certain point. Um, yeah, maybe, or maybe we didn't see them because they boxed them into those little blocks.

The little, yeah, maybe they just arrest a block of people here. So, uh, I saw one of your comments on your video. I was going through the live feed because you had like a couple thousand people watching the live stream. I know the kill stream had similarly, uh, somebody said at that moment when we were crossing the I beam, they said, don't follow Dick, that guy is high out of his mind. So the cops corral us into this single block and the protesters tear a gate down for a construction site to escape. And the way to escape is an Ibeam that's over the chasm, the foundation of a skyscraper. Like the

way they build skyscrapers is they make giant holes and then they giant square holes and then they build scaffolding in eye beams over them. I guess one wasn't, is under construction and at that stage, so they tear down the gates going into the scaffolding area and people are one by one walking across these high beams, which is, I'm going to just say it's a thousand feet down and there's molten lava in the bottom.

This guy with a bicycle comes over and this guy with a bike comes over and he goes, oh, can I go in front of you? And I was like, absolutely. If you fall with that bicycle, I definitely want to see that. So go ahead and hop in front of me. I get on and cross, you know, on the phone the whole time. And then that was the last time I saw Vito. But Vito, you said some old security guard opened the gate to a parking structure to let you. Yeah, so you didn't see down the other alleyway, but there was a, well, you saw if you went right,

there was like another long alleyway. And at the end of it was just a big gate. And some people were able to get over it, but it was like you had to be a nimble motherfucker to get over that thing. So I was like, well, we're trapped here. And then there were cops blocked in the alley. And I'm like, all right, well, I don't think there's any out. I was all prepared to do my, you know, retarded moron routine. I just go, I'm confused. Can I go please? I don't know what's happy. Yeah, I don't know that luckily they're rolling homeless people are like, you're so

scared. It's so funny. I don't know if I'm going to work. Guys, like, yeah, what? Oh man, just let him sleep there. He's not having to get up. Yeah, yeah. He's such a bitch. Man. Luckily, yeah, some security guard, just like, I guess for like a local, the parking garage

that was connected to the alley, he just opened a door and he's like, go up these stairs and we're run. We're like, all right, man. Thank you. I checked and I saw that door open. I was like, you know, down the alley from it. I'm like, oh, shit, go. I just sprinted for that thing before he closed it. I'm like, oh shit, go. I just are sprinted for that thing before he closed it.

So we get through and then you, the cops started to do it again. The more separated you get, the more vulnerable you are to getting arrested, at least in my mind. You can feel them start, you can feel the cops start having time to think. You're like, oh, uh, so I mean, me and a bunch of other bad guys just kind of started doing that bad guy gallop. We're like, oh, so I mean, me and a bunch of other bad guys just kind of started doing that bad guy gallop. We're like, all right, I'm going to get out of here. And we ran through a parking lot to a side street where there was traffic and that's where 80s girl picked us up afterwards. But it was a fun riot.

What was your, do you have any highlights for the riot video? I mean, going back through the footage, watching the Starbucks get destroyed was great. When they broke into the liquor store and everybody was grabbing bottles who I'm, that was until one dude grabbed six bottles wanting it three in each hand. I was like, this guy is quite a connoisseur. He's except. And they tried to give me one and I was disappointed because I'm like, I have to take one. I'm an accomplice on video.

Yeah. I can get three wine tonight. Yeah. Yeah, just watching people break into stuff breaking windows. I Mean, you know, obviously disavow, but you can't look away. It's craziness. Yeah, my point is, you know, the the Fed pumped out money to save Wall Street. Why didn't they show up? Why didn't they send a couple money printers downtown or to Minneapolis and just keep printing money until people go home?

It clearly doesn't mean anything. Like the money clearly doesn't mean anything. By the way, the ultimate irony is that George Floyd, I think that a whole arrest started because he tried to spend a counterfeit $100 bill. Yeah, really. Is it a check or something? Which, I don't even, I don't know if they even confirmed that it was fake, but a whole arrest started because he tried to spend a counterfeit $100 bill. Yeah. Or like a check or something, which not even I don't know if Dave and confirmed that it was fake, but that's what he was being accused of. So while the Fed is printing six trillion dollars, one black guy, one poor black guy tries

to spend, tries to spend $100 that he doesn't have. And it kick starts a race war. Yeah. You get killed for that. I don't know how to do $100 that he doesn't have and it kick starts a race war. Yeah, you get killed for that. You got a lot of to do. $100. Only if you print a couple trillion, that's leave. Have you written a check for a trillion dollars?

We would all, everyone would still be locked up in their homes where they deserve to be. Yes, someone's saying 20 bucks. I think it was even less. Oh, is it 20? Who countervots 20s? No, it was like a check or something. I think it wasn't money, I don't think.

No, it wasn't check. I don't think. No, it was a check. I don't know. Oh, man. That's fucking crazy. Jesus. That's great. Elon Musk puts men into orbit and we're all talking about. Isn't that, that was very interesting.

Same day. They just docked with the space station at the same time that Antifa was declared a terrorist organization. Man, that, that, you want society to be like Star Trek or at least I do. And it's, it's like, now we're not there yet. Which part of Star Trek the where all pedophiles have a star Trek trying in their house somewhere. Cop told me that every single

pet of all the rest of the years living together exploring space. That's living together exploring space. That's the dream. Exploring space, man, what do you think is in space that's so interesting? I always want to know, what the fuck do you, motherfuckers think is so interesting in space? It's just an interesting.

It's just an interesting. And then we go build something interesting. Take over, they're super-earth-shoot. You wanna look up the super-earth? Who the fuck cares about super-earth? What do you think is gonna be on super-earth? Super-vomore video videos like you haven't played Imagine having entirely new continents to fill with stuff. There's probably cool stuff on the super

You could fill this one with shit. You know how much empty space there is in the US Go to Africa. You want to build shit so badly. Yeah all of Bakersfield You think you just think that we're gonna find a civilization like ours and there's going to be a whole history of new video games to play. That's it. I know that's the real reason. We could find a civilization, man. It's very possible there's other life out there.

Well, still the same as people. Yeah, like, there's just going to get more of the same life here. And I don't want to know any of them. I don't want me no dumb alien. That's great. I would punch an alien right in his face. If an alien landed downtown, I would go downtown to punch him right in his fucking smug ass face,

I'd say, take you and then I would make up a slur for aliens right on the spot. Everyone would call them there. That the second we find the aliens, some new form of space racism will start space is Space is a what the fuck do you think's gonna be the alien so look you got a planet of advanced civilization, right? Which ones are the ones that are gonna be on the spaceship coming to earth the fucking nerds That's what's all the cool aliens are gonna be back home

Partying doing space Aliens are gonna be back home, partying, doing space-trax, doing space-weed, doing alien video games, and fucking chicks, and the fucking space-nurs. Waking crystals and putting them in their foreheads. Aliens are gay, that's what I'm saying. Spaces-gay. God.

What? Yeah, you're right. Let's just burn all the space shuttles and just fucking do drugs until we all die. Yeah. All right, well, Vito, do you have anything else to say about the riots? I'm just a lot of space shuttles and just fucking do drugs until we all die. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, Vito, do you have anything else to say about the riots?

I don't know, man. I'm, I'm, do you think things are like too out of control now? Do you think they need to stop? I'll tell you what, it's not, well, what do you mean stop? I mean, like, should people stop breaking stuff? I think that has the point been made. Well, what was the point in your eyes? The point I think was, fix the cops or we're going to keep breaking stuff.

No, I mean, you can't fix the cops. I think that's the target of fix the cops. And I think that's the problem. As long as the cops are a manifestation, as long as the cops exist to protect white people from what they're afraid of, then you can't fix it because they're just going to be afraid of everything. Right. So that's why everybody, like who's like, they're going too far. I'm like, I don't know, man, I think, I think you really got to put the fear of God

and somebody. Rest in peace, Chris Dorner. I think you got to tell the rich people, look, man, know you want to protect all your stuff, but at any point we can go nuts and break all of it. So you got to treat us right? Um, they don't though, because there's so many miles between the ghetto and the suburbs and the suburbs are armed to the fucking teeth. So you say we got to get into the suburbs. Who's we? Uh, I am the suburbs man.

I don't want that I would, I would like it. I mean, it would be nice, but it's not going to happen because there's I think there's so many people do not respect the very basics of liberty and autonomy in. I don't think it's going to happen this time around, but I think if this keeps happening, they don't reform some, it's going to start right back up again. You said you said you think people are they's going to start right back up again. You said, you said you think people are, they're going to start going into the suburbs. I think very possibly. Yeah. I think they would. I think that's the ultimate. Totally different type of things. I mean, they started moving towards Beverly Hills. I mean, first we started

downtown. Who cares about downtown? Yeah. You know, they started breaking all the rich people's stores and all of a sudden, they're like, okay, now we gotta curfew the entire city. The suburbs is the middle people. They don't give a fuck. Yeah, I mean, it's gonna be a totally different type of resistance. Every other, every fifth house is armed. They're defending their family and home.

That's different. I don't give a fuck about a Louis Vuitton store. Yeah, the rich, rich people are all insured poor people. You just destroy your ship. The government will build you new ship. They'll build you all up. They'll build you more low income housing. They'll get it done immediately

and they'll pay big money contractors to do it. Rich people, they'll just, rich people will actually pat themselves on the back for it. Louis Vuitton will make an ad campaign where you can come to their store and buy money and they will throw nickels at poor black people for every handbag you sell and they'll all pat themselves on the back for it. You go for the middle class, you go for the suburbs, they have, they have shit to lose and they will fucking kill you if you try to take it.

Go, I mean, go for it. Go into the suburbs. See how I'm not, I'm not going to be able to run line, but if they start, if they start moving that way, I'm not going to be, you know, tutting, I'm shaking my finger. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not tutting anyone. I'm just telling you what's going to happen. The second, the second you set foot into Valencia, it's getting chopped off. Well, supposedly, I mean, this is a country where the right to bear arms. Who knows, man? You know what needs to happen, though? If you really want to affect change is, you got

to turn some of these cops to your side. You got to find a police department that's like, you know what? These guys got the right idea. Well, the other year, we're going to get anything. There are a decent number of them. And there's a lot of cops talking about, you know, you can have one in 10 cops who's like a Rambo. Yeah. It's really tough to be like, hey, calm down, buddy. Yeah. It's like, yeah.

You just immediately get fucking what the fuck did the fuck out of here? What do you mean? So you got to buy themselves are basically powerless in this situation. But if you get some splinter fit action of the military, or some police department on your side, and all of a sudden shit starts changing, you know? No, well, I'm saying like the guys who are standing around while the guy has his knee in his neck, yeah, they can't go over and be like, Hey, hey, put your knee on his back or something. Oh, yeah, I can't even quite, it can't even turn around a question.

I see. That's a, that's a, that's a big, I don't know how you change that. I, zero hands have to make less shit illegal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Spending a $20 counterfeit $20 bill doesn't hurt anybody. It hurts. You just burned down trillions of dollars over a $20 bill. So come talk to me about what should be illegal. Stealing legos and I shouldn't be illegal.

They got it. Right. The guy a ticket or something, man. Well, male you would really got to do something about it. We got your face on camera. We're going to male you a, we're going to Amazon. We'll male you a receipt for the Lego. You just stole. Yeah. Yeah.

Basically, I'm playing the footage of the Ibeam right now, Vito. I see. Yeah. At least I got good footage of you. I wouldn't have got that if I was following. That's true. And this is at youtube.com slash V veto. What a, it was such a fun energy to be live streaming on the kill stream. And Jesse Lee Peterson and Cernovich are retweeting those. Cool. Amazing. And then vetoes on the other side, like doing protest coverage. He's got 200,000 subscribers. It felt like a moment. Like it's very fun. Yeah. Well, that's why I want to get back out there, man. We had, I had like 3000 people watching at some point. Oh, you want to get blame them? Cause I was like, dude, it's, it's crazy watching this stuff.

I'm surprised like more people aren't streaming it. Man, I was, until I saw, you saw your tweet, dick. I had no clue. There was even Ryan L.A. Oh, yeah. No, geez. I mean, and then, and, and I'm usually, I want to tell you, Vito, I'm usually don't care about like a choosy beggars, but, geez, a fucking Christ,

people complaining about the video you're doing in the middle of a riot, get fucked. I mean, believe. Yeah, I'm kind of nifty about all of that. Get off your ass and go film it yourself. Get down on the riot. Like, let me be the fat kid who doesn't run up and punch a cop.

I'm believe, like, please, let me have that. I love that Brackish water point where it's like all the dick fans and the Vito fans that have got it, Vito tweeted out after that. I am not dick master since cameraman. Yeah. Go get more dick to it. Dude, dick to it's not why I'm there.

It's all like that. He's got a hot jigs. He's got a shout out shout out to the balls. The cops are pointing guns at balls. Go get that. No, there's literally kids like, why is dick master since cameraman, He's got a shadow shot in the balls. The cops are pointing guns at balls. Go get that. No, there's blood here. Like why is Dick Masterson's camera man? That's what you're pussy.

I'm like, he's our man. He's fucking camera man. I have my own thing, man. I'm out there. Okay, I'm gonna play this. It's on the video feed. Patreon.com slash the Vitt, to Dick's show, you get the video for a dollar.

People don't know that. I always find, but here is the lead up to the Walking the plank moment downtown. So there is, there, there is, you can see they've torn apart the gates. There's me. So there's the beam.

There's bike man, bike man, there's the bike man. There's the bike man.. So there's the beam. There's bike man, bike man. They're front of you. There's the bike man. People are walking across the beam. There, coach, what do you think? That's probably about two miles long. Easily could be six, 700 feet down, full of molten lava. You can't really see it in this picture.

Yeah, yeah, the lava was a big problem. Very treacherous. He got it. I'm talking on the phone. Goofing around a little bit, doing kind of a walk. I don't know how much it's going around. You just have to go hands up and our key picture. And it's great. I'm just going to get you in the street. Yeah. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street.

I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street.

I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street.

I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. I'm going to get you in the street. going across there. Uh, me too, but it didn't happen. There was a chick with pink hair who had huge cans. They just saw the back of, uh, I was talking to her, but then the cops started shooting at me. So, okay, you only got the back of her and now I agree with these guys. Bad, bad camera work. I mean, I didn't realize how bad the camera work. No, no, I'm joking.

I'm joking. She's got these high-waisted jeans. I fucking hate that look, man. It's so popular. Like, come on, bitch, give me some low ride to get normal riders in there Maybe she got a crummy ass though I'm gonna see if I can do this I'm gonna have to put the fucking camera down look at all the look at all these chats just flying by

Very cool The chat's just flying by. Very cool. I'm stricased. Lo-tee. Lo-tee. Vito is dead. Vito dick crossed. Just don't look down, bro.

That's what they're trying to get him so full. Oh, my God. Oh, I see you. Oh. Honestly, I just do want to hold everybody. I see you. I see you. I see you.

I see you. I see you. I see you. I see you., see you. Oh. Oh. Honestly, I just didn't want to hold everybody up because I knew I would have been slow too. I'm most nice of you. I'm going to fuck it up. Hey.

Walk the plank. Wow. Yeah, there you go. That's a more accurate representation of it. That's probably 20 feet, 30 feet down. You definitely die or break your leg if you fall. You definitely break a bone or two, yeah. Oh, I'm not having a good time.

I'm not getting that bad. I'm not getting that bad. Yeah, I can run that bone. Yeah, definitely. I do a barrel roll, I said. Not for wheeling. It's easy. You have to try.

Unsubscribe. I made my decision. I'll live with it. You made a good decision. Okay. Any final thoughts? I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try.

I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try.

I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try. I'm going to have to try. I'm okay. I made my decision. I'll live with it. You made a good decision. Okay. Any final thoughts? Vito, coach, you have any question for Vito? No, no, good job, man. Good job, man. Hey, yeah, good. Good. Next time, I think that I was a little disappointed in the quality of the footage,

but I don't know if people didn't seem to complain about it, but that was my first time I was streaming from my phone. So if we go out for more, hopefully, I got a new software and it'll look nicer. I'm, I'm worried that the fun is now gone. And you can feel, you got to feel the sentiment. Like now people want these guys shot. Yeah, no, you guys nailed it that night. Yeah, we nailed it that night.

All right, buddy. All guys nailed it that night. Yeah, we nailed it that night. All right, buddy. All right, thanks for that. YouTube.com slash a veto, check out all that riot footage. Yeah, okay, see ya. Thank you, thank you for going. He's gone, is that Sean? Yo, can you hear me?

Yeah, barely, he's sound like shit. Yeah, no shit, because I'm talking into a fucking computer in this fucking closet I'm'm in trying to get decent internet What happened here's full what happened here full your what is it? Untrickable fucking source connect now. I can't even think foolproof what happened here foolproof system in your studio Remotely, it'll be just the same as thing here I know that you well if you remember, one of us wanted to test yesterday, because I had to do it in a room that we don't work in. I thought, I mean, with the testing have

helped it not be torn apart today. Well, yeah, I could have done it last night. Oh, I see. So it's, it's my fault that you showed up at the last minute and, and discovered that it was all disconnected. No, no, no, no. I was here an hour early. In an hour, you couldn't get it fixed? No, dude. I was on the phone with the tech four times. Well, thanks for joining us. It's not a control. It's the perfect system of video-c.

Yeah. Did you hear any of the stories? I sent you a source connect now. Invite. If you want to try it. Okay, let's give it a shot. Give it a any of the stories? I sent you a source connect now in fight. If you want to try it. Okay. Let's give it a shot. Give it a shot. Why not? No, no. Sounds great.

I was right. I took five minutes. It took five minutes to fucking on my end to fix. Did it not? Maybe you should have done your part early. If that's what you needed to do, oh, dick.

Can you turn him up, please, Johnny? Why is this so much better? It's source connect. It's like a system specifically designed for fidelity. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it came up and, uh, shit, I'm here on myself bad. Oh, boy. Uh, well, if you just hear yourself, we don't, we don't have any problems.

Yeah, I don't either. Okay. Great. What did you, did you hear any of the Riot story? No, I heard none of the Riot story. I was, uh, I don't either. Okay. Great. Did you hear any of the Riot story? No, I heard none of the Riot story. I was, I was writing here. I mean, I've, I've got shit strewn all over the place. It's fucking insane.

What is this dancing pug? That's a new thing, the dancing pug. Everyone loves it. Who's there? Coach and Fido? Yeah, no, coach and Johnny are here. Fuck you, Sean. Yeah, fuck was wondering who's there coaching video. Yeah, no coach and Johnny are here. Fuck you, Sean. Yeah, fuck you, man. Oh, yeah, fuck, fuck all y'all. Fuck this place. I'm going to I'm right. I'm burning this place to the ground. Steel some good stuff. That was my mistake. The right. I ain't get any. All I got was

this lousy bullet that I got shot with. Yeah, steal that. That's just gave it to you. The cops gifted me this souvenir bullet from the riot. It's like being fed with a slingshot. Yeah. Yeah. Here. Have a churro. Let me look and see what some other funny stuff I got on here.

The autism horse was stolen. Did you guys see that? Here is the autism horse in Minneapolis in Louisville. There's some horse made out of autism. That they got, that's like an art piece. And then here it is on the strap to the top of somebody's car. Where is it? You motherfucker.

There it is. There it is. I want to look at that. I can take a picture. You can see someone. There it is. It's a piece of shit. Jesus. It someone. There it is. She's... It's strapped to the top of somebody's car driving down the stairs.

It's totally the worst. That's the one down down down. I don't think it goes that way. Somebody's sitting at home. Right? I'm gonna take that. You remember that autism horse? I've had my eye on that bitch for years.

I'm taking, that thing's mine. That's gonna be in my bedroom forever. The off the puzzle piece, it's a sculpture of a horse that has rainbow colored puzzle pieces all over it. Why is it the autism horse? Because that's what it's meant to promote. Autism awareness. Oh, I think that's why it's so funny to me.

Just a handful of tiny rocks. What does it look like? It looks like a sculpture of a horse, except it's painted with puzzle pieces that are rainbow-colored. So they call it the autism horse and somebody put it on top of their car and drove away with it. Everybody was busy burning targets to the ground. I think he's got like a colored puzzle piece like a cape and outfit to go with it. Autism man.

This is the one that finally brought his theme together at home. All of his puzzle piece, pair of an alien like animal crossing. He dected his throne. Oh man. So much of it is so funny to me for that reason. Like oh, you pretentious ass motherf fuckers and your art pieces fuck you. The one of one piece. Why would you not want it?

I'm taking it. It's rare. Fuck you, make a new one, fuck you. Let me see what else I got here. There's the eye beam. The mayor of, is this Minneapolis? Let's see here. Did you see the mayor giving his speeches?

Oh my God, this guy. He's gonna flop you. What a joke. It's gonna be interesting. The next election, you know, because when everything's hunky-dory, you're like, oh, that guy's cute. Let me elect him. He's sweet.

And then it's like such a fun BFF that I could have. That's like, oh shit. When something happens and you need this guy to do something, get the fuck out of here. Part of it that's so wild, like Vito is saying, it's gonna move into the suburbs or whatever, but it only happens in Democrat cities, right? Because you guys, like you are dumb.

You have dumb policies and you're elect these people, like these people are now, these mayors and governors are now just playing chicken with Trump about murdering the criminals, right? Like they all want Trump to do it. And he's like, no, fuck you. You guys, I could let him go crazy. He just tweeted this morning.

He was like, I hope they ask for help. It's just, Go ahead, Joe. How curiously how many large cities are Republican are like super conservative? None. Like FEMA. That's what I mean. Yeah. No, they all as soon as they get to a certain size or whatever, they all go Democrat. Are they all are? I don't know. Here is the mayor of, is this Minneapolis mayor, Frey? Yeah. The radical leftist in a week, mayor. Yeah.

And he's standing with his foot back like he's being kissed by Prince Charming. Even the way he stands is so effeminate. He's wearing the tightest, he's wearing pants so tight that he can't speak in his correct voice. Things under control and I have a year i can't stand back and watch this happen to a great american city uh... bob either the very weak radical lefayette jake of fried gif is act together and

bring the city under control or i will send in the national garden get the job done right that was the first yeah let me say this weakness is the refusing to take responsibility for your own actions weakness is pointing your finger at somebody else during a time of crisis that'll trump knows nothing about the strength of Minneapolis we We are strong as hell. Is this a difficult time period?

Yes, we better be damn sure that we're gonna be this. We better be damn sure. The softest knock. We're gonna ow. Probably windstaffer that. I got some people who are gonna call in. You wanna do some advice? Oh God, I didn't tell the pranking story either.

I don't even know if I should tell the story. So last night, speaking of the riots, last night I was on flexorol and bourbon all day. Okay, so as I said, I'm an old man and I woke up hobbling to the bathroom like a decrepit old man. Just every muscle in my body was aching because I was climbing on structures,

trying to look cool, standing straight up the entire night, which I can't do. I sit in the chair of my whole life. And I woke up, there was a knock on the door, an 80s girl woke me up like there's someone here. And I thought, okay, here we go. I don't know. It's the door to door bin gay salesman.

Well, that's what I, that was my first thought because there's so many salesmen that come to my house. Yeah, yeah, there really is. Either they come to my house for like solar sales, fiber optics, somebody, and they always come late at night after dinner to sell you. It's really, it's unfortunate, but they drop them off here because I live in a place that is always on the verge

of being gentrified or ungentrified. You know where, you know, you really do. You drive down the street where I live. It's beautiful. The views are beautiful. It's nice and isolated. It's the only place it's tolerable to live in LA, in my opinion. But it is always on the precipice of going into a slum, again, into a crime-ridden slum, or into an opulent gentrified into it. It's

always on the verge of being old Sesame Street or new Sesame Street. Well, it depends on the market. Yeah, it depends on how much money the Fed is printing. Well, yeah, I mean, a lot of those neighborhoods when they get priced out of places where they want to go and then they gentrify the outside neighborhoods or the surrounding neighborhoods. Yeah, which is why you remember a couple months, like a half a year ago when a stereo's called it a mansion,

which is why we were ripping on him. So it's a reasonable house in a nice area. It's not a fun mansion, a stereo's complex. Which is where you want to buy. You want to buy an okay house in a fantastic area. Unless the globe, unless the entire universe shuts down, in which case, there you go back into Old Sesame Street. Well, they still got to climb up the hill to get your ass.

That's the point. That's why it's safe up here because all the crime is in theory stays at the bottom of the hill. But as you know, 80s girls car was stolen out of the front. Would you go downhill? What? You go downhill. Yeah, I go downhill the right way.

I go down sometimes too. I come back up. As you know, 80s girls car was stolen out of the driveway. So it's not like I have security cameras for crime, not for fun. We get a knock on the door. It's not that late, but I'm out of it. And since the riot started,

since the Minneapolis riot started, since the first mob off of the 110 where the cop ran over that guy, where the cop James fields that guy, who by the way is in prison for 400 years on something that is now. But two lives. Yeah. Six life sentences for something that the cops are doing multiple times a day now. As soon as that happened, I said,

all right, we're moving to Defcon 4. I got my two shotguns loaded them, put one in the bedroom and one in the living room. And I loaded my revolver and I keep it, I move it back and forth, go down to bed, bring your revolver down to bed. Watch this Indian Jones whip. I got my Indian Jones whip.

And I have my rape whistle. I keep my rape whistle around my neck at all times. You know, just in case, like this is a neighborhood where a lot of the houses have bars on them still from when this area was crime-ridden. Over where God free lives, like there's, the cops don't come out here because it's so far away and they're more busy in the areas around me. So we get a knock that's pretty late. I think, all right, well hopefully it's just a,

hopefully it's just a guy trying to sell me a gamer fuel, a G-fuel, gamer, gamer drink with electrolytes in it or something like that. So I grabbed a revolver as I always do, go and answer the door in the same way I've opened the door for 10 years. Put my foot on the, this is from growing, this is from living in Hollywood. For seven years, always open the door the same way. Foot behind the door, knee behind the door, wait behind the foot, open it up, lean your head out, what's going on, right?

What are you laughing? I don't know. Oh yeah. What's going on? And it's two guys, two skinny looking guys that I'm thinking, all right, so when people hit your house, they check to see if you're there first. Like this is crime 101.

They'll go by earlier in the day and do something that a person who is at home will undo if they see that it's been messed with. Like they'll shut off your water, they'll come just knocked, they'll throw a trash can behind your car, they'll do something, they'll move something so that they can come back in later and see if they come back later and see if you're there or not. So if you don't answer the door, you set yourself up for later in my mind. This is what I'm

thinking. So I said, all right, open the door, got in hand. What's going on? And the sky goes, the sky says something, something, something, and he holds that his hand and she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's a riot happening right now. I'm not, whatever you got, I don't know you, whatever you got I don't want. And he goes, oh yeah, elbow bump, no man. What is going on?

Like, all right. And he says, then he calls me an F-sler. What? Yeah. And he's like, oh yeah, you're a, and then he's laughing, he says it. And I was like, oh yeah, you're a, and then he's laughing. He says it and I'm like, oh God, it's the internet.

It's internet people. Oh. Okay. Internet people, very funny. Very funny. So I shut the door and walk away. I'm like, guys, give me a heads up. If you're gonna do any pranks

while there's a riot going on, 10 miles, five miles away from my house. Just give me a, give me a heads up so I know not to come to the door with a loaded firearm. Next time. I understand, I understand that messing with dad is fun, but give me a fucking heads up so we don't get an Andy Worsky situation over here. Please for the love of God. That was my prank story. That was uncalled for.

Speaking of pranks, did you try that barbecue sauce? No, why? Okay, good. Give me the backstory on that. Honey, will you grab one of those barbecue sauces? Oh, man. Somebody sent this in. So we've started on your counter for like two weeks.

I know. I don't open it. My girlfriend's starting to bitch at me that it's there. It's like, what are you gonna do with this barbecue sauce? Throw it away. Throw it away. Why, what is it? So the guy who makes it is this fat Christian fuck

who has had two strokes. He is, Johnny. Over. Fuck him. He's had two strokes over the course of his like 10 years on YouTube. Okay. And he deserves it then.

Right. And then every time shit happens to him, he's like, oh, it was because of energy drinks. And like, oh, God will heal my arm if I keep praying and all this shit. And he's like, he either undercocks everything or he burns everything.

Okay. And on multiple videos, he's eating raw pork or raw chicken, just straight on camera. And he's like, oh, this is so great. You know, he's like, he wants to be a food network star. So bad. But you can see the decline in his channel over the years. So somebody sent me this.

It says, the best Jamaican jerk sauce. And it's seen on cooking with Jack on YouTube. Right. YouTube.com slash Jack attack spelled with one T69. Keep that jerk sauce to himself. It's four gallons. Well, what is this a gallon? I mean, this is an industrial cleaning agent bottle. Keep that. Keep that. Keep that. Keep that. Keep that. Keep that. Keep that. Keep that.

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Yeah, anything he touches is fucking foul. Really? You might get salmonelle buzzing. You might get a stroke. I could do that. You might have to pray about it then you'll have to- You killed it any moment, Johnny. That's true.

You wouldn't eat this barbecue sauce if I made you some burgers? You might get teen pray about that. You killed it any moment, Johnny. That's true. That's how I, you know, you wouldn't eat this barbecue sauce if I made you some burgers? You might get teen pregnancy. Yeah. Oh, God. All right. Let's bring in some goofy stuff or maybe do some advice. Coach, what do you think about what? You want to do some advice here?

Sure. I've got some collars. This guy, a guy who made his, a guy who pretends to be a woman on only fans and humiliates, has talks to guys who have small penis, humiliation fetishes. Jesus. And then a guy, are you here? Is the small penis guy here? Catfish Joe. What a way to be known. Okay. I know you're the small penis guy. Let's talk to him. Catfish Joe. Meet the diaper guy.

You're muted, man. I'm mute yourself. The edge. Okay, here's the advice. Coach. Okay. Hello. Catfish Joe, are you there? Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, you sound good. So you're the small penis guy. Is that? Yes.

I know. I'm the small penis guy, yeah. What and can you can you explain to us? Sean, can you hear him first of all? Yeah, I can hear him. Okay. Can you explain to us exactly what you do? Catfish show? Right. He started around sort of like six years ago. I am a little bit of backstory. I wrote some books about five six years years ago in the erotic kind of niche. Okay. I wanted to place sort of advertise those books. So sorry, your connection is really bad. Is there anything you can do about it?

Yeah, peace. It's all robot. Come by the house. Yeah, come over. Come get some barricades. Give me a secret knock or something. So I know it's not someone who's casing joints and stealing cars. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shoot first, ask questions later. Is that any improvement? Say something else. Hello, can you hear me? A little bit, yeah, what'd you do? Sorry. I've switched from Wi-Fi to mobile data. Oh, that's an improvement.

So tell me what you do. Tell us what you do on the internet, Kevish, Joe. What I do on the internet is basically I use Tumblr to kind of, well, on there I'm a woman named, well, actually I better not say what my name is on there. Sure. Yeah. And originally I started to advertise these books that I wrote, but it turns out that well, first of all, I advertised as a man and I got absolutely no zero interactions whatsoever.

And then all of a sudden, I changed my profile picture to a woman and within sort of a few weeks, so thousands of followers who wanted to talk to me. So you wrote, you wrote erotic books and nobody wanted anything to do with them as a guy. So you changed your profile to a woman and then everybody started following you wanted to read your erotic books. Yeah, I got one retweet, whatever it is, whatever the equivalent is in some book. Yeah, suddenly we get three days out, hundreds of followers and I messed around it. Okay. Okay. Six thousand. That's a man.

Okay. And then what happened? What did that turn into? Yeah. First, first of all, I thought this would be a good opportunity to advertise the books and get a rule, to some sort of that. Uh-huh. It turns out it was much easier to just exploit these guys for money, you know,

the way the sales can just, you know, prop up non-competitive. Okay. So what do you do now? Well, if you see here, sort of an average, average week of what I would do, they will message me and say, hey, do you want to like, sex or exchange new pictures or something? And I'll say, yeah, sure, but not for free. That's kind of my opening line. And I say, sure how much? And I'll say, you, sure, but not for free. That's kind of my opening line. And I'll say, sure, how much? And I'll say, you saw $100, $100, like one error at all.

And the first half of it, no one's going to go up with that error. It's just going to be ridiculous. Sure enough, loads of them. I'm just calling them straight away. And I'll say, yeah, instantly, yeah, watch your paypal, yeah, I'm doing it. So yeah, then it goes from there. A lot of the guys on there are sort of they have their own fetishes that they want. So there's like

always be sort of pregnancy fetishes and sort of dirty socks that you're not going to share. So you just have to kind of work that into the conversation. And then it goes from there. And on average, I say we're going to get $100 an hour each. That's not even the best part. That's not the best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part. The best part I call this like two years ago, it's just gonna be Indian guys in a call center Googling shit. No, are they expecting to be talking to a woman though? You're not gonna believe this as well, but I don't do anymore. I get a friend to do it for me.

So I've kind of outsourced this work now. Oh, fucking guy. Fucking guy. Yeah, that's fantastic. That's not even the best. How many guys do you have giving you this money? On average, I've got around 30 regular zool cell. And you kind of get sort of the ad hoc people every, say,

one or two a week or so. Yeah. But there's a range 30 guys that want the same thing, sort of every week, they'll message me saying, oh, can you do sort of an hour sessions? And you tell them they have a small dick. That's one of them. Oh, that's that's what that's probably the most common one amazingly.

I think he's making more than you. How much are you making telling guys they have a small day sending pictures of their dicks? Yes, they do, but luckily, a tumbler of because most of it's not pretty much all of it's done through Tumblr. It senses the pictures so I can enjoy that dish without being gay. No, don't have to look at that. It's fantastic. Yeah, SPH is it's been known.

He's one of those common ones and I've never, when someone first asked me for it, I've never heard of it. He's about to fuck this thing. So I quickly heard of it. Yeah. You see what the fuck is this thing? So I quickly Googled it. It was like, yeah, sure, all of that, no problem. So I just thought up a load of insults and yeah, I just thought a type of way. And now I've got so many kind of blinds.

So I just kind of think about it. And I just think, I've got a bunch of smart comments and I'm like, I'm a best-talk. The whole difference with small dick insults and I just sort of paste them into the conversation. Oh, it's fantastic. And then you get up. I think we should become business in the future. How much money do you make every month? Every month.

Every month, it's around $2,000 a month, probably. It's not like a full-time thing, but under this as my, I've got a sort of a normal, I'm a freelancer as well. Are you? Yeah. You're a jack of the way. Are you ever worried? Are you ever worried that telling guys about their small penises is going to eclipse your regular day job money?

I would like you to get to that point. I mean, that's the actual dream. You're going to have to run just on the system. That's the dream for them. Can you get, like, can you do Andrew Tate, except get a bunch of guys involved in this? Like, you know, Andrew Tate's dealing with women who are not as good at doing things as men. You could probably train a bunch of dudes to do exactly what you're doing and take a cut, right?

Yeah. Well, that's pretty much what I do now. I've got a source to my friend. So I don't have to do that anymore. You've heard of American dreams, this is the British dream. There's a British dream. There's other things as well. It's not just sort of talking to guys that you can get money from. Okay. I realized if I created an Amazon wishlist, I can get just free shit. So in my profile it says donate to my wishlist or whatever it says. They'll go on there and they'll just buy me crap. They send it to me and then I just sell it on. You're gonna love this because this is the kind of thing that you would do. I think if you had this kind of job, what I did on my wish list was I put my own books on there. So I bought quite books.

I got the wrongs from the book and then I got the actual physical copy of the book. You can just grab a book again. So it's just like, put do you talk about? I see how it's fantastic. But I really want this book, the real money winner. How many guys do you think are doing this? Have you ever met one? Like, oh, you're doing that? Do you have guys with a conference of like small?

Well, I think there's quite a few. I say there's a few other people on Tumblr that do these. Funnily enough, a few weeks ago, I think I's quite a, well, not quite a few. I say there's a few other people on top of all of the do this. Okay. Funnily enough, a few weeks ago, I think I came into contact with one because they message me pretending to be a woman and asking me for some kind of like, you know, virtual sex and stuff. And then what you can just tell by the writing stuff that that's not what you just know it's a dude.

Yeah. It's kind of the same right as I was me. Oh my god. And I sort of went in a pition, I thought, this is just two straight guys. I'm on the sides of the world. We can do each other, tending to be women. I thought, fuck this is gay. So I can't take a step back at that point. Well, the women, the only fans women have a lot to compete with. They got the, they got the project melody, the computer that's kicking their ass.

And now they have men coming after. They were like, real woman. How easy would be to actually like, you know, serious cash? Because if you actually pick my pictures of myself and there and stuff. Yeah, but your brains aren't right. If you're a real woman, that's the problem. You're dealing, your, your, your self is your own worst enemy of your actual woman on only fan. Yeah.

Here we go. Yeah. Absolutely. Riley says the next caller has an only fan story. You know, let's get him in here. Maybe hit. Oh, that's, that's great, Katfish. So do you have any, um, have you, did you, were you ever caught? Uh, that's kind of what I mean, word of it. I thought someone at some point is going to catch me out on this. No, they never have. There was a guy that claimed to have been someone who was a little more up to me, but I've got a picture of a, of a, of a, some

woman I've been with in set. Yeah. And I used to use my proper picture. Yeah. And I got some guy claiming to work in the same office as her. So whoever this woman is, she's doing that conversation. Actually, I've got to work in here. All congratulations on all your success. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for calling in. No problem. Give it.

I don't. You've got it all figured out. You've got it all figured out. Okay. Get out of here. Who's the next guy? Who's the next guy who had the only fan story? Derek.

All right. Derek Gouli, only fans story, Derek? All right. Mm-hmm. Derek Gouli, right? Yeah, Derek Gouli. Derek, you there? Yeah, it was going on, Derek. What's up, man? So I think I've read the, I think I brought your post in.

Let me see what you said here. It was to Vito. You said, this was your post on Reddit. I'm the widower with the GoFundMe from a few months ago. My wife was a camgirl and had only fans. I remember your wife she was hot too. I'd call in if anyone cares to hear from firsthand knowledge. Vito is a complete moron.

You am hooked already. Dick is spot on about the girls leading on simps. They know they're doing it too. Nobody that sends any notable amount of money is right in the head. The girls aren't continuing to make porn vids because you send them a measly $10 video. They keep doing it because SIMPs send them hundreds of dollars per month and want constant attention. If they tried talking to her too much, she would ignore them until they sent more money.

Oh my God. And it's not uncommon that all your SIMP money is going straight into her boyfriend's bank account. The entire thing was my idea too. I convinced her because she wouldn't get a job. Sex work is not real work. It's extortion. Ask me anything. Wow. Yeah, but does anybody think that they're not leading these guys on? Well, yeah, plenty of does anybody think that they're not leading these guys on? Well, yeah, plenty of them do think that.

Yeah, but Jesus Christ. Okay, Derek, walk us through this. How did it go from get a job to do only fans? Well, it started, we had just bought a house and she quit her job like two days later. Oh, that's a bull move, why was that? Because they got the house. Don't need to work anymore.

I'm optimistic. Work is not safe for women. I found out people don't need to work. I guess, I don't know. But at any rate, I tried talking to her a few months later about getting a job and she broke down crying. So basically I told her how much money these hose make. She wasn't, she wasn't into it at first. Took a little convincing at the folder,

the top women are making, you know, at the time it was like $400,000 a year. Yeah. And I guess that, that got her interested. Doesn't have to leave the house. Would it be like, would it be full nudes or just talking to them or what? Oh, yeah. No, she was a Cam girl on MFC.

I don't know if you're familiar. Oh, I'm very familiar with MFC. I've dumped at least $20 into MFC. You've been extorted. Yeah. Uh-oh. Do we lose them? All right, let's do some advice. I think Uh-oh. Do we lose him? All right.

Let's do some advice. I think we lost the Derek. No, I'm still here. Oh, there you are. Where'd you go? Where'd you go? He was leading us on. He's a nice person.

Do we have to run our credit card or something to get you back? Okay. So how much did she make on my free cans? In her first month, she made $9,000 uh, working maybe half a month. Oh my God, nine grand. Oh yeah. Oh no wonder you needed to go fun me.

That's amazing out of how many guys? Oh, I didn't keep track a lot. A lot of guys like that hundreds that I mean what was the Nightly like on her good night. She would have you know six to eight hundred viewers at once. Wow Wow What was it rated? Rx triple X I guess triple X triple X Well, it depends on how much money they gave it started out G and would progress based on how much money

They give up. Wow. Did she make more money than you? Oh? Yeah, oh my god. Actually my job for like 10 months and she was making some of you lost the bread winner. Oh my god This is heartbreaking What was the what was the emotional impact of it? Because that's what everybody's always complaining about. Like this is a degradation of society, blah, blah, blah, blah. Her emotional impact? Yeah, either one, both.

Yeah, mine was non, but I guess, I don't know, it wasn't that bad. We had a great relationship. You know, we didn't fight very much. I don't know, I didn't that bad. We had a great relationship. You know, we didn't fight very much. I don't know, I didn't really have any complaints about it. As far as I could tell, maybe I'm not the best at reading women's emotions, but she seemed kind. They don't even know what the fuck they're thinking. Yeah.

So I don't think it was, I mean, how the case of the house that wasn't too much of a degradation of society from my point of view. They just, Riley, I think, just posted, is this your, is this your, is this your former wife right here, this picture? Uh, yeah, that's her. Oh my God. She is hot as fuck. Look at what does that tell you?

If he wants to put her Twitter in there, it's got all the links. Her, her only fans is still up if, uh, if anybody's interested. Uh, here, let me, if anybody's interested. Uh, here, let me, let me open this. Jesus, man. Oh, yeah, that's dark, man. This makes me wish I would have given more to your own, do your go fund me. That's fucking horrible. Yeah. Oh, definitely sucks. I can see why she made nine grand a month. So what was her interaction with these guys who are dumping in tons of money? How much would they dump in and how would she lead them on?

Well, there was only a few guys that were like real persistent about messaging, you know, messaging and sending money monthly. One guy would send, you know, $500 a month plus buy her shit off her wish list all the time on Amazon. And she'd talk to him maybe a couple of times a week, something like that. What do you think, coach? Most of the money came from either at first MFC, only fans was a new thing. But most of it came from MFC, just her live streaming, you know, like Twitch, but with her tits out. I've got the Miss Amarist, she's called.

I got it pulled up on the feed. Well, actually, I'm going to have to prove these and make sure they're not nude. No, they're not. They got fire things on. Yeah, everything, everything on Twitter is censored. Of course. Okay. Because only fans is was this her first time any doing anything like this or with her face publicly. Yeah. Yeah.

Before that, she worked at best by in the geek squad. Wow. Wow. Closet closet freak. Yeah. What she was to your credit, Dick. She was raped when she was 14. So it does show that most women that do this are mentally damaged. Yeah, that happens. That'll happen. Well, shit, man. Did you, I don't know, I was reading your, I thought it was interesting

on your thing. He said, I was right and V was wrong that they, you definitely lead guys on for tons of money. Sure. I would help her out. I think he was debating that because women aren't very good at it. They aren't very good at anything really. So I would help her out leading these guys on. Kind of like a catfish Joe there.

Wow. A catfish still around, man. Would you call yourself a pimp? Do you see yourself as a pimp? Um, I guess, I guess I don't know really a better definition for it, but sure an internet pimp I guess. Wait, I got to bring Ralph in if he's there. I see him going, wait, laughing my ass off.

She died this fucking show Ralph. Ralph, did you not know that? No, I didn't, no, I missed the first part. I'm like, why did they break up? Did somebody poach her from the only fans or what happened? I didn't hear the part that she died. I just messaged Riley. What the fuck?

God, the ultimate pen. What is this show you're doing today? I hang in the middle of the last second. She died in a horrifying car wreck, actually. Yeah, actually, I do want to say that her death, her death is a direct result of Elon Musk, because it was in a Tesla on autopilot stuff. No, it was.

No way. Yeah, so Elon Musk killed my wife. Oh my God. He ate. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Elon Musk, I retain brand of myself for real.

Um, Derek, what happened with the Tesla? She was in a Tesla when it happened? Yeah, I mean, we both worked in the Tesla. And it was self-driving. Yes. And what happened? Uh, I don't totally know. I don't have any memory from about 45 minutes

before the crash and like a full week afterwards But I ran into a we ran into a fire truck that was parked in the middle of the freeway, so And the Tesla didn't see it. Yeah, I didn't see it just ran straight into it Are you still in this? Yeah, I've got some lawyers working on some stuff. Yeah, wow Mr. fucking fire it's all it would only be worse if it missed literally the broad side of a barn. Yeah. How come we haven't heard about this? Like, how much of this is going on?

This is why Elon Musk did the space launch to distract from this beautiful cam horror that he killed. Wow. There's a picture of her in front of the Tesla. Oh my God. Oh my God. That is shocking. Mr. Oh my God. God. That is shocking. Mr. Fucking Fire engine.

I can't hold on. He bought me a Tesla. It's like posing with a grizzly bear. She's posing with one of those sleeping tigers. Oh my God. What about the last message? Is that the last message she's put on only fans? I might have put it out.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. One last message. Oh, Jesus. I mean, you know, like in the sad part as people are gonna be happy about this because they don't like these men getting taken advantage of or what they see as men getting taken advantage of, right?

You know what I mean? I didn't get any negative feedback or response or anything to it. It was all heartfelt messages. Yeah. Well, I feel bad for you. This is the last one that you put out. Oh, yeah.

The last one you put out is after her, her death by fire engine. Oh my God. Well, buddy, how long were you married? We were married about two and a half years. We've been together like five years. Oh, God. I think I'm too depressed to continue to continue with this interview. I appreciate the perspective, though, but Elon Musk kills a beautiful Cam girl, the prime of her life.

I think that's the important headlight here. I'm sitting in the middle of the road. Yeah, it's really the fireman that did this. They could pull over the they could pull over the shoulder, but they like the attention so much they just leave it in the middle of the road. Apparently she was much better off than I was. No broken bones or anything. It was a.

We're trauma to the heart. God. What? Fuck, man. Well, you got anything dumb that makes you a rage? Being in a small town and not getting to participate in riots, I guess? Yeah. You got to move to a Democrat.

You got to move to a Democrat stronghold. That's where all the riots be at. Yeah, I'm in Arizona. It's not going to happen. Oh, yeah. All right, buddy. Have a good one. I wish you the bad. I'd rather be on dick. Yeah, Oh, yeah. All right, buddy. Have a good one. I wish you the best.

I'd rather me on dick. Yeah, see you, buddy. Oh, brutal. Did I just hear? Oh, I thought having shit talked about my face scar was gonna be the low point of the show. Joe, you got a face scar? He looks like, who's that guy's name Johnny 26?

I don't know how old. Coach, that's a bunch of cool dudes. Yeah. Well, your sky would look a lot cooler if it was like down the middle of your eye. I know, maybe I'll just bump it up, you know, start a new one on top, make it look like it's a continuation scar. Yeah, put it on. I like it's a continuation scar. Yeah, put it on.

I like it. What happened? You got skin cancer removed. Oh, really? Yeah. All right, Ralph, do you have any, I don't want to take up your time. You've been doing seven hour streams non-stop and they've been incredible. Do you have any thoughts on the riot that you want to share?

Oh, I was just going to say, yeah, I just, I've had a, I was just sitting there listening to that. I didn't know she was dead. I guess I'll have to honor her memory later on after we get off the show, but you know, I almost told that while he was here, but I felt too bad to say it while he was still here. So I'll let him go. Oh man.

It seems like he was taking this drive. He's gotten over whatever is creepy. He's happened a while ago. He seemed a little bit like a psychopath. Oh my goodness. There we go, the judging starts. Oh yeah. Would you be able to do that?

How would he be there? I don't know. I would be able to. You're asking for it. You're asking for it if you do that. But the riots, yeah, I mean, it's just been nonstop coverage. What do we, somebody figured it out? Let's see, I don't know, like 18 hours or something that we've done on these riots.

It's just been an incredible riot dick reporting live from LA. The other night was amazing too. So yeah, I mean, I hate to say I've had fun covering it, but it sucks to see, you know, your country getting fucked up like that, but it's to see, you know, your country getting fucked up like that. But it's been great for me personally. But it's tough to see it. So I don't know. We'll see tonight.

We're keeping our eyes on it. I don't think it doesn't look like much is happening today. So I think I might get a night off finally. It's been crazy covering it four days in a row. So yeah, everybody's home right now. It's still before, you know, the riders wake up at a nice of 5 30 p.m. every day. So it'll probably be a while to see if it's going to start up again. Yeah, we won't know until about seven probably. Yeah, what's going to go on there? But yeah, man, thanks for having me on real quick. And what a show today.

I have to say. Oh, great. I'm fucking serious. Have a good one. I'm liable. You have to stream that live, do you live.tv slash the Ralph or Torch? Great show. Thank you, sir.

See ya. Oh, goodness. We didn't even talk about 230. How amazing is that? The Trumps pitting all the social media giants against one another to keep their legal immunities for the d for the evil things that they say and edit online. The happiest fucking is the happiest fucking thing that's ever happened to me finally we're finally going to get to sue those motherfuckers for fucking with us are for fucking with our fucking with our accounts. are fucking with our accounts. Yeah. They finally have to run a business the same way every other business in America is run in constant fear of lawsuits.

Welcome to the party, pal. You guys aren't going to have a bunch of extra money left over for these trust and safety divisions that go around making up problems that don't exist. Are you? Because you got to be worried about getting fucking sued. What, Sean? Have you not, have you, are you jizzing in your pants prematurely again?

What do you mean? Why? You know that executive order is basically like a public fit, right? He could have just told bar to request the FCC, hey, look into this to see if they're doing it fairly. But like he can't do anything with that executive order. He can't change the law only Congress can.

Sean, you don't fucking the first date. Yeah, what do you mean telling the FCC to get involved? The FCC doesn't go back to Congress. They do their own sheet. Exactly. And they can tell him to pound sand if they want. Well, he appointed the guy in charge of it. What it's just his own people what to do. There's fun and argue. And the courts can ignore it too, but I see the fuck on the first date thing. That's what I'm here for. Yeah, I just want to come on and argue with it.

I know exactly. No, I just think that I think dick thinks like poof, this is what happens. Do I sound like a retarded person to you? That's a poof, that's what happens. Yes. He waits forever until the right moment and then starts a gala if that he's been building for years. It's always what he does.

Always. Sean, do you think he leaves cards around too? Do you believe that? I miss that, cards around. Yeah, like cards like shopping cards. You think he just leaves them around? Do you believe that? I do. Oh, yeah. No, I'll like shopping cards. You think he just leaves them around? You think you believe that thing too? Oh yeah.

No, get in here. I know he does. No, where are you at? If he repills this section 230, I'm gone. No, I know. I'm just gone. I'm fucking out of here. There goes key reform.

I can get sued into. You're going to get sued underground if you don't. Oh yeah. I'll time it. I'll time it so that everything goes down like as he's signing it. So people will check immediately after they hear the news and it's gone. And I'll leave a manifesto up.

That's my own worries. But the problem is that 230 just says, as long as you're a publisher, you're protected. The thing is they're not publishers because they're censoring, right? Yeah. So the point is that the issue is that people want recourse to sue these companies, but instead of just making a new law that is a tort that says if you get banned from these

large platforms unfairly, you can sue them for it. Yeah. People think, oh, well, we'll just fuck them in some weird Alvant guard way. It's like, like I said, I remember from the forum, I said, it's like if Starbucks is a chain decided, we're not gonna let black people buy coffee at our store. The legal. So instead of just making it so that black people can sue Starbucks for being kicked out of the store

on grounds of race, they said, well, we're gonna regulate all food and drink stores as hospitals and just a spider mall. It's like it's the most weird crazy shit possible. It's retarded. I think you're thinking about it completely backwards. Because if you get kicked out of a place, you can sue them no matter what.

Like if you get kicked out of a place, you can say, You can sue Twitter no matter what. No, you cannot. You're actually gonna get money for it. Is, is, is, thrown out of court. If you try to sue for getting banned, it is not you are not allowed to take that lawsuit to court and say, I am getting I am suing Twitter for getting kicked off. They'll say 230 done. Right. Right. But they'll file a, I forget the name of a bill. You'll have it removed the same

as if you sue a Starbucks for throwing you out for no reason. No, there's no one to say that we have no one to say that. There's no one to say that we have no one to say that. There is nothing that the court can point at and say you're not allowed to sue Starbucks for discriminating on your racial class and race is a protected class in California just like your political ideologies. This is why I just want to fucking kill myself

because I can't make people understand that 230 protects everybody on the internet from having something, someone else posted on their fucking website come back to make them eat shit. And it's like what you're asking for is a tort to sue these companies for kicking you off of them. You want new laws and you want a way to sue them that section 230 has nothing to do with. Yes, it does. It's a spite act.

No, absolutely not. You should, if you support free speech, the first place to seek redress based on speech or based on the violation of speech or the effects of your speech is court. If you have the government say you're not allowed to sue based on damages of speech or censoring speech, then you do not have any protection over speech. That is not what 230 does. Yes, it does.

It protects people from getting sued based on stifling or promoting speech that they don't agree with. And their moderation is a good thing. It does not. Yes, if fucking does. 230 protects companies from shit that things other people say on their planet. No, it protects against the lawsuits not not against what people so it protects them against the law so what people say think of it like this 230 specifically has a hole for for intellectual property

Right, if someone posts intellectual property that belongs to a third party on YouTube, for instance, in their movie review, Disney can file a DMCA to YouTube saying, take down our movie footage in this movie review or we'll sue you. And that's because 230 has an explicit provision saying it does not cover intellectual property law. Without 230, even defamation will have that power. You can tell YouTube that this video defames me, and if you don't take it down, I will sue you. That is the entire point of 230. It has nothing to do with the opposite.

They remove content. It doesn't have anything to do with you not having a recourse against them. You don't have recourse against them because there's no law saying that you do. Why? Do you think you should be immune? No, it does not insulate people from banning people.

Of course not, but it lets you sue because you did. Why do you think any company should be protected from lawsuits? I bet you money. If you want to, I'll bet you $10,000. That if you go to court and you tell that court, you were banned off Twitter and you want money for it. They will not say section 230.

They will say you failed to state a claim because there's no fucking law in any state on the federal level where you can sue for being banned off a website. You cannot do 30 protections if you don't have a fucking claim because there's no fucking claim in any book of government

in this fucking country. If you want a claim, the legislation should be a new fucking claim with damages your own for it. You are not making any sense. If you are banned from Apple, Twitter, you to if you're banned from all the big companies on the same day like Alex Jones was, you can absolutely go to court and say these companies are working together in concert to number one silence my freedom of speech and number two destroy my business you can absolutely say that in court and they will listen without 230 to 30 protects them from that protected to 30 protects that from their

moderation no it protects them from exactly what we're talking about. Yes, it does. No, because not. Yes, it does. It's not. Oh, go ahead. All it does is protects the company from defamation charges and other torts of that kind. It has nothing to do with the moderation policies.

I thought the point with 230 was that they can't get sued for something they allow to be published. It's also the opposite. It's also the, they can't get sued for posting it and they can't get sued for something they allow to be published. It's also the opposite. It's also the, they can't get sued for posting it and they can't get sued for the moderation they do to stop you from posting it. The section that you're referring to, 230 C, says that even if they do delete something, it does not mean that they are the publisher of the works, they don't delete. That's all it says.

I'm pulling it up right now. It's for sure. It's not to says. I'm pulling it up right now. It's not to have something on your site. Someone has, someone has to have to have to have to have to. No, I've been reading this. And it does seem like it gets misinterpreted. There's two different parts to it, just from my layman's understanding of it.

And it's been, a lot of the precedent has been set by this one fourth circuit judge. And it's kind of, everything's followed suit after that. Do you know about that? No, not specifically. Well, dynamite drop in, Marty. So what are you saying, John? No, I'm saying I've heard both arguments, the one that null is making and the one that

you're making and I don't know what it really is. I know it says I've read it many times. I've read it many times and I've been talking what it really is. I know it's supposed to be. All it says, I've read it many times. I've read it many times and I've been talking about it for years. Is Nick here? All it does. Is it says, I don't see him in chat. All it says is that if you run a website,

you're not liable for what's post on it. And even if you do remove something from the site, you're not automatically a publisher of the things that you decided to keep. That's all it says. Why do you think you should not be a publisher of the things that you decided to keep. That's all it says. Why do you think you should not be held liable for things on your website if you're curating your website? Because of someone I can't be a great list.

Because of the affirmative is not true. I'm not white listing what people say. I'm not a newspaper, an elder or chief of a newspaper saying, okay, this post is good, this post is good, this post is good. I'm just saying that this post can't be allowed. If I'm editing posts, if I'm making editorializations and headlines and stuff, and instances

where you do editorialize posts, they have ruled in favor of no section 230 coverage for that site. It has to be a very... You want is a new claim. You want a new course of action that you can file for being improperly discharged from a new claim. You want a new course of action that you can file for being improperly discharged from a large forum.

That's what you're asking for. This should be really easy. Has someone has to have had their case thrown out because of 2.30, right, Dick? Yeah, I tell Nick to call it. Somebody tell Nick to call it. Let me text him right now. It's the fail.

There's no claim. You can't sue someone if they haven't injured you. You don't think that's injured? You don't think that's injured? You don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured. You don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured,

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you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, you don't think that's injured, proven in the Vic Lasagna case, that's not too fucking easy. You want a new claim saying that these sites can't do that. Even if 230 was repealed, you still can't fucking sue them for banning you, because guess what? They didn't break the fucking law banning you. In fact, now, because they don't have that protection,

they're even more justified in banning you, because they have to be super mega sure that every single thing on their site is not illegal and not the famed to worry. Okay, next calling it. If you repeal this section of the law, and I'm only clarified, people saying that they just need to enforce the laws, it's written our fucking retards

because there's no claim in section 230. It's an implicit protection. It is not a claim. There's no law there, there's no criminal action there. It's just you are insulated from the damages that other people do as a consequence of you running a service. There is no claim in it. I understand that part. I understand that you're liable for defamation. People commit on your website. I'm waiting for Nick. Now I need to Nick to give us the scoop on two three. I mean, but Dick, do you know of someone who's had their lawsuit thrown out because of

two thirty? Um, isn't a senator recently sued for something? I mean, no, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, that'd be an easy, like, if it's just theoretically, might get your case thrown out. That seems. And once you lose it, you'll never get it back. You'll never get it back.

You'll be like the Patriot Act. Doesn't even matter if it's on a timer. you'll never get it back. You'll never get it back. It'll be like the Patriot Act. Doesn't even matter if it's on a timer. You'll never get it back. And there's no other country you can run to because guess what? If I hosted my fucking site out of Estonia or Russia, I could still be sued for what's won in the U.S. Not lose my fucking bank accounts. And they fucking sees my domain names when they press that claim against cloud player

or whatever. It was like, out there was a lot bigger lawyers than you though. I mean, you, I could see how they would rub you out, whatever. It was like, it's not a lot bigger lawyers than you though. I mean, you, I could see how they would rub you out, but. It's also hard to edit. It's also hard to edit. It's also hard to edit. It's also hard to edit. It's also hard to edit.

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I'm like guys claiming that Alex Jones case got thrown out because of 230. Alex Jones case was thrown out specifically because of 230. Is Nick here? Nick you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up buddy?

So we have questions about the 230 protection. I'm saying that, I'm saying that, I'm here. Hey, what's up? So we have we have questions about the 230 protection I'm saying that I'm saying that I'm what's on. Oh I hate this fucking country and I hate everyone who lives in it because they're all fucking retard Yeah, cuz something's about to affect you. That's why you hated Nullis saying Nullis saying hot meat kettle and Nullis saying that it only 230 only protects you for defamation posted on your platform. And I'm saying that 230 also protects big tech companies from getting sued for the moderation

decisions that they do on their platform, specifically de-platforming Alex Jones and people like him who are out because of their political affiliation. Can you please, as a lawyer, tell us what exactly 230 protects and doesn't protect? Uh, 230 technically protects websites from all civil liability, resulting from their, uh, from their moderation policies at all. Okay. So in, thank you. It would be the answer for me both and, yeah, both. I mean, that's what the, that's the text. Don't tell him that because you're wrong. Are you arguing with a lawyer now, huh? Yes.

Yes. What he's saying is that if you get banned from a platform, you can't sue because of 230 and that's not true. You can't sue because you get banned because there's no fucking cling to it. There's no tort. They have damages. Yes, I know that. That's not true. You can't sue because you get banned because there's no fucking cling to it. There's no tort. They have damages. Yes, I know that. That's not true though. I mean, you can definitely be injured by being banned from a service, but two thirty wouldn't insulate that. Yeah, it would. It protects from any independent tort resulting from the moderation. Hey, no, read less of the forum and read a fucking book. How about that?

No, no, no, I mean, it's upkitting. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. What instance has that ever happened? And what do they claim? I don't know which instance it would ever happen, but I could give you hypothetical, for example, if Patreon removes someone, right? Like Patreon removes Dick tomorrow because of some sort of moderation policy. Dick could certainly- Mr. Cardin v is a card force them to, which is all- No, I'm talking about a different thing, different than that. But let's say that people decided

to bombard someone with a white supremacy directly to Patreon, not through an intermediary bank company, which admittedly is the majority of these types of de-platformers. But if they were to do it due to their content moderation policy, Dick would definitely have a lawsuit against them for one torsious interference of contract with every one of his Patreon, for example. And that's a theory that's actually been used against Indiegogo, as well as Patreon in the case of Owen Benjamin, although their arbitration policies prevent

it from going directly to District Court, you have to go through arbitration first. So, the Torsches Center Fierens theory is a new one, and the arbitration policy is going to fuck them in the long run because now they have to pay up front because of a new one and the arbitration policy is going to fuck them in the long run because now they have to pay up front because of a new California statute. But I'm getting on with it in the weeds here. I saw that. Can I just explain that one because it's really funny. Yeah.

California law changed it so that if I sue, if Patreon kills me, they have just interfered with my business with 4,200 patrons. So if I sue them over it, because of their arbitration policy, Patreon has to upfront the money to arbitrate each one of those relationships individually. So if I sue them, they have to immediately up front like 20 million in cash.

Jesus. Yeah. So you have to get a comparable number of patrons to join the suit, but it's basically 200 bucks a pop on the customer side and then like 25 grand a pop on the on Patreon side. So that is certainly a claim and Patreon, if they're not arbitrating, could use Section 230 to insulate them from independent torts. But I will say, because it's in this text of the statute, for independent torts from

the people, not from the person affected. Let's see, hold on. No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be held liable on account of any action voluntarily taken in good faith through restrict access or to availability of material that the provider or user considers to be obscene, ludeless, serious, filthy, excessively violent harassing or otherwise objectionable, whether or not such material is constitutionally protected or any action taken to enable or make available information to information content providers or others, the technical means to restrict access to material described in paragraph one.

So any action voluntarily taken to restrict the access as long as it's taken in good faith, they cannot be held liable. It's a blanket civil liability protection. And that's, I think that's where the disconnect that like you and I have over 230 is because what you, I want to be clear on a lot of your statements recently, I completely agree with you on your treatment of 230.

You talking about the overwhelming, what was that? You talking about null right now. Yeah, yeah. And the overwhelming majority of cases are going to be where 230 is a good thing. And I have no faith in politicians to effectively fix this. So I'm largely on your side with saying that we need 230 to stay in place. But I do want to be clear that it is read as a blanket restriction and an affirmative defense to any liability for any action that would result from the taking of access away from someone from their website.

And there are theories of liability available to that, you know, loss of economic prospects, you know, loss of income direct economic damages, stuff like that. It's all there. It's possible. We just don't hear about it very often. Can I assume because they made their frogs gay? My Sue over the making the frogs gay that they do, the moderation decisions. Yes. Good.

Yeah. Sue over making frogs gay. That would be great. Sorry. But no, it's just the problem with it is that the reason we don't hear about these lawsuits is because they know they'll lose. Yeah. I mean, that's at the end of the day. Nick, no, let me just say this.

I also don't want the internet and you specifically to be sunk and destroyed by frivolous defamation lawsuits. I mean, the entire, okay, my dad owned restaurants, when I half of the time I was growing up, that's the last thing he did before he retired is he owned a bunch of restaurants. And him dealing with people threatening to sue and suing over nothing, like spilling coffee on themselves,

and I'm not talking about the famous case. I'm talking about just normal. Their hamburgers were undercooked. I got food poisoning. I slipped and fell in your restaurant. I'm gonna sue you. Was it, it was relentless. Every fucking week or day somebody would come shake him down.

But because of that, he had, and every restaurant has this insurance against exactly that kind of legal shakedown. As much as I don't want the internet to get admired in this eternal process of frivolous lawsuits, I do want speech, I do want people to have the ability to seek compensation for harm that has fallen to them either because of speech or because their own speech was silenced.

And I care about that much more than the industry of legal insurance that will spring up around the complete revocal of 230 which will not happen. I think it will only apply to the big guys Twitter, Google and Facebook because they're political enemies of Donald Trump and the current people in charge of the FCC. That is what I think it will most reasonably happen, that it will be the big guys who get their coverage stripped away, who don't need it. And guys like you will be left alone. And then I want you to say your piece in full, but I understand you completely.

And I want to give you my reasonable take on what I think will happen and what I think will benefit the internet. Go ahead. Well, I don't think they'll fix it. I think it'd be like that in a tralibate, really just repealed it. And people will wake up the next angle. Ha ha, Reddit, you know, the internet's down. The Reddit's still up. So you can keep complaining about Trump. Nothing's changed. But it'll it'll take it'll take a couple of years before people feel it. And I will be gone by

them. Um, I just think I just think that it's a completely doomed prospect. You see it specifically with I see what Nick is saying with um, uh, section C2 and A, B underneath. Also, a lot of people are talking about they're being a cut off for like 10 million. If you have gross revenue, a 10 million, it only applies to you. You know, I made a post about it. The Holly Act is the one that says something like 30 million US users, 300 million global users, 500 million annually. Problem is still you can leave 230 exactly how it is and just regulate the payment

network and you would have competition overnight. Well, then we have to be under the Patriot Act. Right? I'm sorry. What do you have to specifically? I mentioned in my post, I said that very specifically, Title III of the USA Patriot Act has to be changed so that the money laundering regulations are not so strict so that banks don't have to worry about domestic problems as much. And they need to change it so that payment networks are regulated so that they are required to allow legal businesses to conduct business on their networks. Because right now, MasterCard and VisaCard control, I want to say like 90% of all, almost 90% of

all international transactions conducted on the internet are handled via the network. So it's not even just power projection within the United States. You can't go anywhere in the world. And do business without MasterCard and VisaCard letting you. So that would be the step. But if Trump suggested that, his brains would be blown out the next day. Yeah. And blame.

The crazy thing about that, I was arguing with my buddy Ty on my show on Friday about that. I was like, well, what if the banks just defund Congress and refuse to process the payments of Congress or US appropriations. He's like, no, they'd seize them in a minute. It's like, sees what? It's a payment processing network. You can't just seize it and it's also global.

And explaining that type of stuff to people is really, really difficult. But yes, we have to get equality and banking as a thing. Like, we have to go back to being... People don't even know, like, imagine this. This is something that could happen, and that would have been completely legal. If during the 2016 election, MasterCard and VisaCard said that Trump's a racist, we don't support him, and we're taking all Trump companies off of MasterCard and VisaCard. So if you went to book a hotel from, you hotel from the Trump hotels, after that, you'd have to show up

with cash or check in person to go out there. And that would be completely legal. And there's no recourse against it because it's a public company. That just so happens to control almost every financial transaction only. And you can't convince boomers of that. They don't get it. They think the government could stop it. Yeah.

No, anybody, if anybody tried to stop it, they'd be dead. Maybe like JFK, they just die. Everyone that they know would die instantly. So I mean, I think I don't know. I guess a lot of Tesla and things you could probably take out. C2, I don't think it would affect me. I agree with you on the payment stuff, man. If Trump can manage, if Trump manages to make

a US cryptocurrency or even a US credit card, he will be, have been the greatest living human. Well, I think Josh is right, though. The people, there's great powers that wanna be able to manipulate the currency. Yeah. They are not going to let go of that power. You know what?

Join them. Hey, you know what? We'll let you keep manipulating. You can print as much US Disney dollars as you want, but we're putting it in the form of an eBT card. And we're giving it to every single citizen. We're going to control your creds and we're giving it to everybody because the money doesn't mean anything anymore.

And we just want you to have the ability to spend it and not be beholden to master card and visa. I think you can pitch it like that. That's the entire challenge. And what's funny is that now I've noticed that they're regulating Bitcoin more across the world. Well, here's, okay, here I got a doomsday scenario for you here. If Iran gets into Bitcoin mining, which they are, they've committed to Bitcoin because they need to be able to send illegal money around all their terrorists. Shit, the Pentagon is either going to make Bitcoin illegal or it's going to invest in Bitcoin to stop a mining gap from happening, which means they're going to pay Amazon to control

Bitcoin. That's the future is either the Fed controls a cryptocurrency or Amazon does. And I can't, I don't know which one I want more. Or which one I want more. We can get the great state of Israel to nuke their Bitcoin mining facility as hard as they hope so. I hope so.

God bless Israel. God bless the United States of America. And that order isn't already a bunch, a huge portion of the Bitcoin mining done by a handful of either. No. No, or yeah, it shifts though. Okay. There's a balance to it that is going to be upset if Iran starts dumping money into it. Can they even get processors?

I'm sending them. They asked me. I just sent them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Should be a sport.

Yeah. Shifting right over. All right, guys, do you have any. Thank you so much, Nick, for calling. And I hate having bad information on the show. I appreciate your perspective as well. I mean, you don't read all information. I get it fast. That being said, no, no problem. I'm going to go back to eating my breakfast because it's breakfast time at 3 p.m. What are you eating? Bloody

Mary fried eggs, breakfast sausages, and broccoli. How are the riots close to you? No, they're like a hundred miles away. Broccoli. So I'm pretty insulated. So if you were a chick, you could take credit for the riots happening right down the street and make some Facebook posts about how. Exactly. Did you see my right? I've gotten, I've gotten so many people asking me, like, are you okay? You saved them? Like, yeah, man, there's nothing around here. Nobody cares. Did you see my riot coverage on the kill stream? I saw a little bit of it.

I heard you got hit by a couple bean bag. Yeah, there are these little foam things. I'm holding them up right up now. Rubber. Yeah, rubber. How is that for you? It's fun actually. We're having a good time.

It's like paintball. I bet. Yeah. I talk to Nick like he's my dad, like seeking his approval. That's good son. Next time. Yeah, I talk to Nick like he's my dad like seeking his approval. That's good son next time. I'll yeah next time try and do some good while you're out there. My dad I texted my dad about the riot and he's I texted my whole like family text thread.

I was like oh yeah, I was at the riot. It was really fun. I said goes yeah, but you were on like the periphery like what a sucker. I got shot twice by the police. Where fuck was your ass what are you talking about the periphery fuck you I'm you know what now I hope they do come to the suburbs I know if you shot a rifle at your age and with your problems your fucking retinas would detach I'll be there at the frontline house this for the fucking periphery bitch anyway well it's my pleasure to call in man and no we got to talk about this more because I've got questions on how they could fix it.

I have no faith in them to fix it appropriately, but I think it's worth a discussion on how to start to carve out some of this stuff. My thought is you can regulate the banks if you incentivize them to be regulated and give them an excuse. Kind of like what Dick was talking about when Sargon got tossed is all they need is the excuse. So if you give Mathricard the excuse to do business with everybody through the guys of regulation that they have to, maybe that would be the way to do it.

Like an executive order. I think if anyone even tried, they just killed them. Like on Ironically, I think if anyone proposed legislation, they would get found out to be like a child molester with like a secret sex agent. And they're, all their next of kin would be dead. Did a mysterious plane accident and shit, I mean, they'd kill them. No, you've gotten to the insurance companies. You've gotten too dark. No. You've gotten too dark over there in Serbia, wherever you are you are also why wouldn't they want to be told they have to take everyone's money That's it. I mean the insurance is literally worthless

You're talking about a multi trillion dollar network that controls every cash or online transaction across the entire world What so they like being able of $40,000 a year mean to them means absolutely nothing 3% of 40 million dollars a year means absolutely nothing. 3% of $40 million a year means absolutely nothing to them. The political damage that a dissident website advertising against their interests does is worth way more than 3% of whatever their cash transactions are. They would much rather those people just be bankrupt. I think Cernivich needs to take the null pill over there eating black pills like he's cool, but null is over here dropping real nihilistic pills. All right, Nick get out of here. Thank you. Wait a minute.

Well, shit, no, I thought I was sad about the cam girl getting killed in a car accident. It's way worse. Self-driving Tesla, but now I'm even sadder. Yeah, no, there's no there's no way to like real event. It's just over. They'll touch 2.30 and they'll ruin it. And there's not really, I mean, I've spent years and years looking for countries to host shit in. That's not the U.S. I've read the Constitution of Sir and Omega trying to find precisely what country would be the best place to relocate to long-term, and I was just like,

no, that's just the U.S. I got the answer for you, but it's right of section two, 30, it affects, it'll jeopardize freedom of speech across the entire world. The entire world will be poorer after this bill is fucked with. And it will be fucked with. Well, I got good news for you. We're in space now, motherfucker.

That's where we're going. We're sending Kiwi Farms up to space. What are they going to do? Go to Mars and shut you off, man. They can't go to Mars. You got to trust them. All joking aside, trust in Elon Musk rocket to get their safe. Yeah.

The cars can't even drive. Yeah. You'll be all right, man. You sound rough. Oh, this week's been bad. Like I've got quarters all level, so high I can fill in my bones now. Wow, man.

I'm sorry that NP2 is momentarily down, but I'll get it back up. No, that's fine. That's not it. That's not it. Well, I feel bad for you. I feel I'm sad when Nullis said, No, you want some of this cooking

with Jack Barber Qsau? No, God. It's not like just being in the lamp. Kill by a kill budget. All right. All the things that would be the best. That would be the most apropos. Death by Jacksauce.

I hope you feel better, man. It'll be okay. They're only gonna fuck over. It's just Trump. He's just fucking with Facebook and those guys. It'll be okay. I promise. All right. Bye, man. Thank you for calling in. Oh, boy. Oh, man, that was rough. That was rough. Um, started off with real fun stuff like riding, yeah. Stealing, getting shot. Let's do some advice and then let's get the hell out of here. This is from manual.

What should I do next? Hey, Dick Manuel, Manuel from California. And I have a question about an Mexican. Are you sure? This is manual from California. And I have a question about an online relationship. So recently I've been introduced, you know, he's Mexican, that's how they talk. So recently, so recently I've been introduced to someone online and her and I get along

together really well. I've basically never been in a real life relationship and I'm a virgin at 20. He's probably talking to the small dick humiliation guy. We're going to allow really well. Oh, small penis man. I don't meet anyone IRL and even when I do meet people, I make things weird fast, but recently I've been talking for hours at a time

to someone who lives in the Netherlands. Oh, come on man. Oh no. How do I reach these kids? Come on man, it's been, it's quite the distance. Oh, you think I thought things were going well and she seemed into me, but today she told me she's trans. Oh, from which to which, whatever.

It matters, it matters, Sean. Emails titled, what should I do next? Yeah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm shocked that this has to be asked. So I'm really curious what the Where is he located? Um, queer bill, he says a town called queerville, California. I really enjoy talking with her and would like to pursue something in the future, but not if she's serious about transitioning. Or being 9,000 miles away.

Oh, wait, so she, it is an actual she, she's gonna transition to a dude. Who fucking knows? Who fucking knows? Well, he might be able to talk her out of it if it's still a she. That sounds like a great way to start a relationship. Talking a guy of,

talking someone out of their trash. How did you guys meet? I actually talked to it over transition. Now, it's just two men. What would you want to be the outcome of that? She's 17 if that helps. Okay, I pedophile then. Uh, she's this.

What do you think I should do? Should I just play occasionally with them or really go for it? Thanks, Benesh, uh, show. Been a fan of the show for a long time and hope to hear you back from you. Well, you should transition. Yeah, just to say the same thing.

Yeah. If you're really good friends, you know. If you're in it together, you should probably be changed. Like in tattoos. Yeah, put your money where your mouth is. Put your mouth where your money is in this case. Oh, my. It's like friendship rings, right?

Like engagement rings. You're gonna transition, bitch, I'm a transition right where I, bitch, I'm a transition right or a dude. I'm a transition right along with you. I'm gonna, you should transition into a man, actually. Because, get an extra penis.

Get her penis and put it on you. Oh. Keep it warm for her in case she wants to be a romantic about it. Bitch, give me that penis. Put it on my penis. I'll have a double the size penis, and it's warm for you in case you ever need to back.

Or do you too, the old one too, you can go double D.P. or ask. The fact that you're even thinking about this, that there's anything going on here, means you really need to just get out more. But that's illegal. Yeah, no shit, really. This whole quarantine has made a lot of men gay.

Sean is one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Motherfucker, man, this industry is, they're the fear is greatly outsized to the risk. What industry is that? We all know that. Yeah.

The source connect industry. Yeah. It's gonna be fine. It works. No, it's broken. Can you bump Sean up? Oh, we do this. He's so low. Okay, here's the one.

Yeah, just just on our end. You're so much quieter than discord. Gotcha. Hey, Dick TLDR. You're too weak if you behave. I don't even know what that means. TLDR caught her cheating. Want to make things work with us, okay?

Then just forget about it. It's pretty easy. Need advice, long time listener here, not sure if this is show worthy, if so, just call me anonymous, okay. Hey Dickenshawn, a week ago, I caught my wife cheating on me with her coworker. When I confronted her about it,

she said it had been going on since Feb, and it was because she felt neglected, which is true. She wanted someone to spend time with and during the day to share her problems with and who would open up and share in return. That's false, don't fall for her lies. And she just wanted that dick. And instead, I was on the PC playing games.

For what, it's worth, I also felt neglected by her. Oh boy, because it was very difficult for us to get physically intimate, even before this incident. Since she confides in her coworkers, I guess this guy who, by the way, is the joeiest F F slur imaginable. Oh man, if you get cheated on, you want it to be big, big motherfucker, right? Like, oh wow, that guy fucks.

If you see games, right? I can see it. Chicks are like that too. Like if they see you and the new girl you're dating is ugly as fuck, they're pissed. They're so pissed. I guess this guy managed to take advantage of that. I was pissed off as one would be, but I was willing to forgive and try to forget, maybe that makes me a simp. I'm certainly not alpha. But something also didn't seem right to just cast aside someone

I've shared 15 years of my life with. She told me she felt guilty and ashamed and that she'll eventually need to find someone to go to be alone somewhere, to go to be alone and think for a while. I don't think her thinking is really going to help. Whenever I hear somebody say they need to think about things, I'm like, yeah, your thinking is what brought you to this moment. Perhaps you thinking is not the answer. They've already thought about it. It's a done deal, yeah. Yeah, she feels confused and conflicted, which says she still has feelings for the guy. She hasn't completely given up on me either.

Over the week though, I've tried to do small things like kiss, hug, talk with her. I'll do it. Kissy smooch. Bitch are you? Just a little bit. You cheated on me, 15. How about this? Are we good now?

That's good. Little smoochy smooch. Faces it every time. Just give that bitch a little. Set your set a timer every five minutes. Give that little bitch a smooch. That's problem solved. There you go. He answered his own. He answered it.

Yeah, there you go. Give her a smooch. He said, what should I do? Time that shit out. It's smooch smooch. And she says that while she appreciates the effort, it feels overwhelming after not having had that for a while, and that it feels awkward and uncomfortable. Probably not smooching them the correct way. It's your technique. You gotta come in behind like a shark.

Snake. Pfft. Pfft. Tiny, just little kisses. That is so disturbing to hear audio only of that. There's some truck driver in his car, like truck truck in a cross country. Lizard and Vee goes,

smooth, smooth, smooth. I have terrible visuals right now. I love this stuff. Why would you call him? Dick nibbling the back of coaches neck. Somebody's making his kid listen to over the first time. My nephews are uncovering the show and giving his opinion. Oh my god.

Smooth, smooth, smooth. Like kiss from my eyes on the ears. Let's just choose a random time, random. No. People were always like, what's the show about? I'm like, give you a little smooch. Don't let you do it. As what's the dick show about?

A little smooch. A little smooch. Also, when I confronted her in the beginning, I had the sick feeling of needing to know the physical details. Oh, she told me that she was able to get wet easily with him. Oh, what are you doing, man?

What are you doing? Date number one, a girl says, well, I was born and I say, Zoop, stop right there. Your life started when you met me and that's it. And when we're done, that's when it ends. I never hear from you again, bitch. Sick, sick people. They're always trying to test them. They're resolved. I think I think guys are like that. Yeah, I think so too. They want to physically test their might to see when it fails and they emotionally want to test their

emotional might and they realize, oh, God, there's nothing there. Nothing there. I can't build it either. I can't commit to a red shrimp. There's no protein powder on earth that will make me not wanna see a dick in her mouth in my mind. But has had a problem with that, with me for years. Oh, she gets wet easily, but she's had a problem

with that for me for years. Oh, man. How about when you first got together? Yeah, good question. I asked if she was able to come with him. Oh, Jesus Christ. Why would you do that to yourself? Just move on.

Be like, okay, cool. How powerful were your orgasms? What is this come taste better than mine? Oh, shit. It's come taste better than mine. When you taste my come, do you think about how his come and it tastes better? What are you doing, man?

I don't know, I don't know. Do his smooches, do his smooches, give your goosebumps, give you more goosebumps than mine. Shot. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. See, this is what the show was like. Not all this depressing shit. I don't know why, never heard of it. $1 again. I asked if she was able to come with him. She said yes.

Oh, she's lying. Yeah, probably lying. Good point. lying about all this. Getting wet, having orgasms, get out of here. They don't even know. Big doughy too. They don't even know. Big doughy doughy stuff. They don't even know when they're wet, really.

Oh, what's the question? What is the fucking question? We're getting there. I asked if she ever came with me, she said no. 15 years. He's asking this question. He's got a step as fucking game of Jesus Christ. We're stop caring.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's the fuck on. She's come or what? No? Well, you fucked that up too. You go fuck up a bowl of cereal for me. Knowing that.

Knowing that. And the spurning of my emotional efforts now are gut-wrenching. No shit. I don't plan on going to Greenland and her conflicting emotions means she still feels something for me. So in a weird way, I see this as a positive and have some hope. All right. Ooh.

But as a hell of a thing to hang your hope on, man. But as a man with no one to talk to about this except her, well there that's a fuck up. I need advice. Dick's always been pretty wise about women. That's true. And always seems to know what to say and do. My knowledge is unquestionable. My my intentions are. That's the issue. I'm starting right. I'm starting to work out now. I've put it off for a while and the hate in my heart is a great motivator and keeps me from thinking about revenge. Oh, you don't want to think about revenge, man. Revenge, that's simp shit. You go to jail for a woman. That's a big time simp move. Well, he could fuck

her guy. Maybe he'll come. He could fuck the guy who she cheated on with. Yeah, make him come give him a video games. Checkmate, whatever. Checkmate. Prost the fucking jam it in. There I win bitch. Whapp him on the back of the head. Give him a smooch. There you go. Take a shot of it. Take a fucking phone shot. Those come gutters, like the shield. Bitch. I win. I'm the dominant alpha now. I want to win her back, but not scare her off. Don't want to be a Maddox. Well, okay. But I feel I have to show initiative and do something I worry that if she does take some time alone She might feel like not wanting to come back to me. Okay, that's full on psycho I don't want her to I don't want her to have time alone because then she might not want to be with me

He's asking this advice like he's been dating her for six weeks They've been together like 15 years doesn't he know? They've been together at all Well, right good point. Does years. Doesn't he know? They've been together at all. Well, right, good point. Does he say, oh, old, he is? No. He doesn't. He's gotta be, he's gotta be old.

Because if he's older than 13, they've probably been together since they were teenagers. This is what it sounds like. I mean, how do you have this little experience with not making chicks calm, not asking these insane questions? Probably his high school sweethearts that just got married.

Right, right. Oh, they're married. Didn't you say that? married. Right, right. Oh, they're married. Didn't you say that? Yeah, I think so. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Classic guy not listening. Oh. Oh.

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He's thinking about this guy more than she is probably. No, she's it. Jesus Christ. No, man, do the opposite of everything you want to do, the opposite. If you want her to stick around so you can't go think, you say bitch, I want you to go think about everything wrong that you've done to me in the last 15 years. Go fucking think about that shit. I don't want to see you again.

I'll tell you when I want to fucking see you again. You got to turn the table somehow because I mean being in that position, it's just like, oh, dude, like what are you doing? This dude's just gonna torture himself. Yeah. All I do know is that you can't tell a woman to do anything. I have to make her feel it and want it herself. What do I do? I'm willing to put in any effort it takes.

Sorry for the long rambling email. At the time of writing, I start a new job in three days and haven't even given it a single thought this week. That sounds sappy for me, but it's like nothing in the world matters except for her. Okay, so you take that, just say the opposite. It's all you have to do. Never say anything you actually think again,

just say the opposite, type the opposite, live the opposite. That's what you need here, buddy. You got 15 years of bad decisions of taking you into this moment. It can't get any worse. No, it cannot get any fucking worse for you. Fuck on. Do the fuck in the cost fallacy.

Sunkiac exactly, sunk cost fallacy. The Maddox fucked up with the gambler's fallacy, sunk cost fallacy, the more time you put into it, the more important it is. Don't do not win her back. Do not try to win her back. She is the one who fucked up. Go get some back. Do not try to win her back. She is the one who fucked up. Go get some money. Get some fucking money for your ass. Get some fucking money. Talk to some of these small dick motherfuckers online. Pretend to be a bitch. If you send

them a hundred bucks, get going, man. No, don't, don't dawdle because you are going to, at any moment, you're self driving car, get hit a fire engine on the freeway. You're dead. What a metaphor. All right boys, I think that's about done for today coach. What do you think just a couple more smooches before we go? No, I'm really round out the rest of it. I'm gonna play this song to get rid of us. This is a song called Jewish backing.

Mm. Oh god. I want to give like your identity or backing. Mm. Oh god. By bag of sh- I want to make- Did I like your identity or anything? I'll mask it. See you next Tuesday, patreon.com-slash.

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Okay, let's see some voicemails. Oh, God. I have a solution for you. Okay, well, it's not faculty me. My an old roommate of mine came up with this. He's a good body of mine. He's pretty smart. Anyway, I wouldn't even give a name. We're in the middle of a race. What a asshole. Right. With the George Floyd thing and the Christopher Mitchell thing and all this bullshit going on. It's crazy. So how are white

guys like you supposed to differentiate yourself from all the white guys who aren't supporting the black yourself from all the white guys who aren't supporting the black people from like the clan members and the police officers and all the other reasons. There's what you do. Black face. Okay. That way you just blend right in.

Smooches. All right. Congratulations. It was a big victory. That was his friend All right. Congratulations. Hey, that was his friends idea. Blackface to own the. Wow, lips. Yeah. Okay. Hey, you're smiling calling a point out something little minor

observation about the deer can trans woman. It's also a buck. Mm-hmm. And you're trying to refer to it as a he what as a deer you know you know like trans women they can stop a penis so I get to trans deer can can still have buck horns somehow like they got like you know like shallow plastic or some shit there you go I don't know about that you see that deer kin yeah yeah the antlers means it's a ministry or moderator yeah yeah but it's a me and a streamer moderator.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a book that identifies as a doe. I see his point. Yeah, no, it's good. But she didn't say that, he didn't say that specifically. But then I found out that reindeer, both sexes have horns. Huh. So maybe if she identifies as a reindeer, then it's still she.

Was that, I had a question off topic, or similar vein of the diaper. There's nothing off topic from a deerkin moderating Twitch. Yeah, it is kind of exciting. Where do we go? What was the post I saw about someone being a diaper, some chick who threw a Molotov cocktail was also into diapers? Yes.

ABDL lifestyle. One of them called in a couple weeks ago. They wear diapers, it's not sexual, but it's also very sexual. And these pictures were public, obviously, if someone found these very quickly. Yeah, wow. They do a similar kind of DOM, like financial shit

where they charge guys to call them and have like babies and stuff like that. But it looked like a party almost that they were like, just all had diapers. Yeah, that's of course that's a party man. It's cool. You don't dip it up. When you go to the bathroom, like a chump, a chud.

Fucking idiot. You don't shit your diaper over there. You don't just shit in your diaper, where it's convenient. Around other people. Oh, okay. You can admit it. That stays in the bedroom.

Here we go. Not in the dining room. I jerk off with out lotion, but I also do not move the skin up and down. It's my dick, so I have a light enough touch just the right amount of groove to move my hand up and down without fighting fighting the whole thing out like without the need for Loub. And I use some soap in a shower. Okay. You've Loub occasionally, but it's more like a symphony, like your hand job blow job analogy. Changing it up. What the right of it. You know, the smooch has had me at half-chub and that just

ruined the whole thing. Just ruined it. Uh, Guy calls in says he jerks off without, without breaking the hold of his hand on his penis skin. And he uses the skin itself to jerk off. And he ignores the head entirely, cantilians. That's where I bet Chris the Kiwi jerks off correctly. That's a whole separate. Chris the Kiwi wrote me and said that he wants me to broker the deal between him and cantilians.

He's filling left out now. The no stop. I was just going to ask you when is he coming back? He's got to have about a week or two left in him of not being on the show yeah Hey Hey Sean So I've got a rage for this week. Look at female and cop and It's a rage every week spent by this one and take it or it's pretty bad

Okay, but then I've got work Okay. Fuckin'. Stop it, work. Drive my goddamn truck. Making goddamn $20 an hour. And a Tesla hit it. Fuckin' bitch. You tried to fight me. Take down my mirror. Your saw's out my bumper.

How am I? The fuck? I haunt my horn atter. Fuckin' air horn. Why the fuck? You just keep goin'. And so, all right, I'm. I hold my horn at her, fucking air horn. Why would a fuck is keep going? And so, all right, I'm 15-half a bumper in my mirror, it's gone, I got a pullover.

Can't fucking see the pullover, so I don't have a goddamn mirror, and I can't look behind me, so I'm going to goddamn dim my truck. And so it takes me a while to go over, this is long gone. So now I gotta call it up. I Call the cops. They're like, oh, we'll look for some temple finder though. A fucking all the whole 45 minutes later after I spent 45 minutes by hammer beating on my fucking near-mouth to get it straight again. I get it all there an hour away in a different town and they have pulled over and they want me to drive my fucking happy ass an hour out of my way. Go give a reporter some shit. Oh thanks. Cool. And I got it. It's fucking, I love my drive drive, just like my livelihood.

I drive my happy app all the way out there, and I pull over, and there sits there, and they're like, oh, well, it doesn't damage us a little too bad, so we're not going to write a report. You just get a insurance, and then fight with our insurance company over it. And fucking I drove my happy ass two hours out of my way. Two hours that I had to work extra tonight. The fucking and goddamn have a cop to tell me oh I don't want to fill out paperwork. So thanks for coming. I can just send you a picture on your cell phone of this bitch of insurance. or coming, I can just send you a picture on your cell phone of a bigger insurance. All right. Yeah.

Wrestling piece again, Chris Dorner. Yeah, that's what the riots are about. Constantly getting, I had the take of, well, this honor, the memory of George Floyd, like motherfucker, are you fucking kidding me? You think we're all worried about the ghost of George Floyd coming in, giving us fucking speeding tickets from going 42 and a 35?

Suck my cock! No one gives a fuck about George Floyd. We fucking hate the government and we hate you. That's why this riot's happening. Get it into your fucking head. Uh, do these guys not realize? Don't they know they're doing it to their own neighborhood? They're doing it to their own community. Don't they even know this? Uh, do these they'll realize that stealing Nike's and Louis Vuitton's out of ransacked stores is bad for their community.

That's the real, that's the problem. Don't forget about the lamps. Then the lamps. Jesus. They're doing it to their own community. Hey, Dakeshawn. What's up? Just how about Bonero Man, you saw him? Bonero Man got piped. Yeah, that. K. Sean. What's up? Just how about Bonero, man? You saw him?

Bonero, man got piped. Yeah. That was rough. He blew him out. He tried a Bonero to the wrong. She's up to a piped fight. Oh, God. It was a legalist like he thought he was going to be, whoop, whoop.

He took him like a half hour to get the arrow up there. Yeah. What are you doing? Me too, and man. It does. You'd be like an elf from Lord of the Rings. Yeah. What, how about the guy with the sword? The Gimli.

I saw that sword guy. So did you see the full clip though? What happened before he started charging? Like, like Braveheart? They were throwing rocks at him. Sure. He wasn't doing shit. And he finally hit his breaking point.

Oh, why was he there? And he has a Twitter account. And he fest up to, he's like, oh, by the way, this is me guys. And people were asking, what the fuck are you thinking? And he's like, oh, by the way, this is me guys and people are asking what the fuck are you thinking? And he's like, and it wasn't just this morning. It wasn't his bar either. It was just a bar. They were like, yeah, he just decided to go Balls out with a sword at a bar. He liked so he's answering questions bar that much And he's like, you know she gonna get the excuse. Yeah, and then he's like, yeah, it wasn't the best idea. Okay

You know, he's just like, yeah. He's like, the guy that got cold cock and like slumped into the ground, right? Yeah, killed, yeah. God, I want that autism horse. I need to know. Maybe there's a black market for like stolen art or the tour for it.

I want that horse. I want that autism horse. Okay, sex robots. Hey, D.K. Sean, I was a sitting on company time and listening to the recent episode and you were talking about the sex robot and you're absolutely fucking right. What makes me rage, man, are these women

who in relationships and the life who shamed their man for like masturbating or getting all the bullshit. I've been in relationships where I've been shamed for like, for jerking off on my own or even getting like, I think I think one time I got like a fleshlight and shit and fleshlight and shit. You think? No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know. I know. I should like that because... Did you see what women have done to this man? They've traumatized him. He can't even say with a straight face that he got a fleshlight. I think one time I got a fleshlight and shit. What did he say, shame? What was that?

That women have shamed him for jerking off on his own. That's weird. One time I got a... I maybe have got a fleshlight and shit. Maybe. What the fuck are you... Allegedly? God damn. Like, maybe you got it or maybe have got a fleshlight and shit. Maybe. What the fuck are you doing allegedly? God damn, like maybe you got it or maybe it was a fleshlight. Oh, I know.

Maybe it was a roll of tantchetta. It was actually an asshole light. It was a different check. I'm a man. It was actually a different. Peter North's asshole fleshlight. She was a real pissed about it. Be a man.

God damn it. Just say I got a fleshlight. I didn't think I maybe got a fleshlight and shit. I got fucking fleshlight. Fuck you. Who lag one? Maybe I got a fleshlight and shit. What's it to you? Second hand. Yeah. Close. I don't know. Fucking why not? And I got like shame for it. You know, I see women all the time. They say like shit on men for getting these sort of fucking things and granted me. They look weird and shit shit but no one's looking back and on.

We're gonna look weird. When women get this dildo, you know, that's just basically a dick, you know, shame them and being crazy. You horny slut, you're gonna deal with a kid getting enough dick right here, fucking you. Dildos and all this hurts itself, bot plugs, all sorts of shit. You know, those mug and butt plugs. Anything, take that back bitch, throw it away. Like a sex tour over all it's sheened on. And your point about the fucking cyber or the sex dolls

is exactly that too. Granted, those dolls are fucking kind of creepy, you know, because they're just, they have emotionless, like, you kind of face in all that shit. She's like a real woman. Seriously, man, like I would fully feel you right there. With a woman is getting pissed that they're die,

you know, for masturbating and all that shit. It's because like you said, they have no other purpose than just for sex. Well, they're no good for anything than just a fucking hole and they're getting pissed off. Oh boy, you're fighting for sex. Well, no good for anything. Just a fucking hole and they're getting pissed off. Oh boy. You're fighting for it. I wouldn't say women are good at sex. Is that guys out? He's saying that that's what their value is in. I don't know about that. Well, why is he making like, just go jerk off?

Like, you don't got to tell everybody about it. Look at all these fucking dildos you got, bitch. Like just go jerk off. Like you don't gotta tell everybody about it. Look how he's fucking deal those you got, bitch. I should see him smoke him all at the same, let's cram all those deals those that you're pussy right now. Do you feel like these fucking deals those that you got? I'm gonna be over here with my fucking flashlight. All I want, I'm gonna walk around with a belt

attached to this flashlight, hanging off of my dick. I got a flashlight that looks exactly like Brittany Venti. I put googly eyes on both sides of it, pointing the opposite side of the screen. She's in the hospital right now, don't laugh at that. Do you have something to say, coach? No. What do you think that guy should do? I'm very confused at the shame part.

Yeah. Yeah. A woman's making him feel ashamed to jerk off by himself. Yeah. How does she know? You know, like, why are you making such a big, like just go jargher? Why? Why isn't, and he's not the one that feels, should feel ashamed that he needs a fleshlight.

I mean, does he just want it in addition to his girl or is girl not giving it up regular enough? What do you think? Based on your word, hat. I mean, it could be either, you know, it mixes it up, but I don't know. Well, good luck, sir. Get the fuck off the internet. Get her to work the fleshlight.

Yeah, get her to work the fleshlight. I mean, it's a problem. It's a problem, I know. Get Get her to work the flashlight. Yeah, get her to work the flashlight. I mean, it's a problem. It's a problem, I know. Get those arms to work. Tell her, why don't you put those fucking flabby chicken arms you got there to work there with some of these curls. Some of these, some of these six inch curls

that I want you to be doing. Bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm in the original shickway. I'm in the original shickway. Flashlight that I got. Okay. Hey, jokes. So I think I solved the big world problem and it's going to surprise you. It's going to piss you off at first, but I really need you to hear me out.

The solution that we should implement and get everybody on the planet to agree to is outlying guns. We could just only allow people to use single shot like dust muckets like from the Napoleonic era. Think about it, it would be perfect. It would be perfect. A lot of everybody that haven't done this because if you can get off your shot and kill someone, right, props to you, but then we cannot finally let military get back to killing each other for the killing innocent civilians Think back to the Napoleonic Wars, you know, it was like you killed 500 of my guys

Jolly good show old man and then they don't that would allow them to like to feed the feet and Everyone would have their dick like just broke off from me and like oh, yeah We we went to war and it would get that out of everybody's system Mm-hmm if the gang started using it, they could still have derived buys that wouldn't be a problem. You'd just need a couple more cars. Muskits and the horse. Good luck hitting one of them to kill somebody by accident. And then it's just perfect.

It's the optimal solution. So everybody should be for muskets. Pro muskets to solve gun violence. I'm down with that. I get a cannon, right? Because they had that in. Yeah. I could put a cannon in the back of my truck,

just drive around loaded cannon. On the roof. I need to go. Yeah. I'm for a lot of things. Well, I have that. I'm for a lot of things just that are impossible. It's crazy that people just don't know

that in the war, cannons were brought by private citizens. Yeah. I think you guys just don't know that. Wow, at the time they just had muskets. No, they cannons. They had like full battleships, literally battleships. Yeah. I blame women, teachers.

I was thinking that, uh, what if that guy, that Las Vegas shooter, who's shooting down on that, what if he had a can in the house? Jesus. Yeah. Take all fucking cannonball rolling through it. Coachella or with stage coach. What the founding fathers knew about that when they wrote the second amendment. If you're going to operate it, you have to dress period appropriate too.

So you got a bunch of black guys dressed in a low rider cruising around avenging gang with the wigs on and yeah, red coats, spit bloods, revolution, revolutionary for crypts. Whole thing. Snoop Dogg and a tilted fucking pirate hat thing going through. I guess back then the only time you had a crowd that big was if you were fighting anyway. So they didn't have to worry about it.

Well, if there's a pride parade or something. Like Irish pride. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Man, I'm disappointed in all the three percenters during this riot. What do they think is going to happen to overthrow the government, that they're all going to have a fucking Zoom call or a meeting and then get together and start, no, it's when all

the drags revolt, that's when you take it over and go burn the federal reserve down. My brother was all ready to go to the riots and then he realized that they were riding for the wrong reasons. Yeah, all those 3% guys, all the two, it was 3% to overstate the government. Well, do you think Thomas Jefferson was the first one on the scene

or do you think it was a bunch of Irish immigrants burning shit down and then they just kind of took it from there? Right, but whatever. I had a good time. Irish immigrants burning shit down and then they just kind of took it from there. Right. But whatever. I had a good time. I just have a little bit of an autistic thought because I was watching this thing, Chris Hadfield's son talking about, was it like the lion dog sculptures in Okinawa and he was

saying, like, oh yeah, oh yeah, it being everywhere, even though it's almost every Asian culture has a Lion dog. Like, he said like the fact of it being everywhere is it's losing, it's like, I guess, culture identity. And it just got me thinking, amongst like, definitely the whole cultural appropriation and all this

other shit. But here's something I really like want to ponder in everything that I've been thinking for a long time, you know, me like a lot of other people my age, you know, like the 20s, you know, in our 20s, we start off kind of liberal, you know, definitely around like Bush era and really made a push for like kind of liberalism, you know, of spreading a culture, you know, not by voting, but, you know, just by talking about it. I see all sorts of shit, you know. But then, when so fucking far, and it's like just constantly like shaming of other people, and then now the right wing, which used to be, you know, like the authoritarian one,

is actually more so forgiving and understanding. So here's my main question, you know, and I've been trying to figure this out. It's just that, are people happier as a Republican, as a libertarian, neither side? Yes. That's a fact. As a Democrat area, like on the left. I read, yeah, right? No, they do these studies all the time. Yeah, and not because of the ideology necessarily, but they just, they don't live in the city.

City fucks us. Yeah, that's a good point too. City's fucking dog shit. That's where the riots happen. Cause everyone sucks. Fucking sucks. Fucking sucks. I think that may be a huge factor in that.

I'd not even to gloss over that. Cause the cities are fucking pressure cookers, man. Well, what's crazy about the cities to me is that all of their policies are designed to keep the city artificially packed with people like all the rent subsidies. So New York, huge corona outbreak, cramming, cramming geriatrics and nursing homes on purpose to keep, to, who have, who are infected, cramming them back in there. It's like you guys have spent decades instituting policies like rent control that keeps your city more populated than it should be. Like if rent was, I think 50% of dwellings in New York are in some kind of either rent control or subsidation or I forget what they call it.

It's rent control is 2%, but then buildings that have their rent affected in some way by the government is 50%. So once you start pricing people out, they have to move. Fucking let it happen. You got too many people in your city. L.A. too. One of the biggest issues is people don't like moving nowadays.

They won't just pick up and move. Yeah. I don't understand the protection of keeping, I don't understand it. Oh yes, just to keep power. Yeah. Keep people around, okay. I never thought about it.

Keep the tax revenue coming in. But they don't, if you're getting your house subsidized, you're not what taxes? Businesses. Because then you get like Amazon fulfillment centers, set up right around the corner, you get federal subsidies for all the Medicare and all that shit coming in. I'd love to see a breakdown of that. Just, this is my theory.

I'd love to see a breakdown. You're probably right. Yeah, I'm a good, I have a good criminal mind. I don't know what these guys are up to. And they're doing this shit that they do. All right, last one. Hey, Dick, you know what makes me a rage? After the whole thing with Vito talking about whether it's okay to out someone who hasn't only fans and now people on Reddit are bitching the his analogy to out in someone who's gay

everything is so far into the weed it's a really simple thing don't talk with the with the strangers personal life it's really that simple these these linked gotcha of like

your sentence bad but your reaction you're saying it isn't bad but your reaction shows the society has a problem with it. Oh, God, it's like who give they fuck? Why are you spending so much time on this? You're fucking with the person. Funny. That's it. Don't do it. You can do it, but it's wrong. You don't need to start digging into morality further than that. Everyone, please, just shut shut the fuck up about it. Cause I'm tired of hearing about it. It's so stupid. He's not going to like to talk to yourself. I like this guy. Yeah. I figured you might. All right, Sean, do you have any closing statements

from your, your bunker? No, not really. Okay. I just going gonna get the smooches, more smooches. Thanks for coming. Give me whatever you want. That's what I really wanna say. I wanna leave you all with smooches. So fucking gross. Is that Dick doing that all the time? No, it's Johnny.

Seriously? Yeah. Johnny, tell the truth. Yeah, it's me. Yeah, it's me. Yeah, okay. That's good. You can kiss and talk at the same time. It's not me because it's happening at the same time

while I'm talking. See, it's definitely not me. I couldn't be smooching at the same time. You fucked it up. That was not essential. Not even close to essential is when Dick was doing it. That was like a big, like a horse-smacking eating up to me. Yeah, you kiss your mother with those lips, Johnny. Those horse lips that you have. All right. Goodbye, everyone. See