The Dick Show - Episode 211 - Dick on Criminalizing Sobriety

Episode Date: June 16, 2020

Racist systems, Vermin Supreme calls in, faking your death, shaving your ugly face, Aydin talks about Karen syndrome, exercising while fat, anxiety dreams about the show, what Ralph is known for: clean living, salads, and emotional restraint, Kian is too good at Magic, my wife is sending nudes, the CHAZ, dental police, and a guy who won't stop talking about his childhood; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!

Two minutes early, thanks Tristan. Thanks for that compliment. Oh man. Remember this day, remember this day. My face feels so blocked up. Good, like a shave. Oh no, I'm weird. Feel like a little girl.

Mwah. What possessed you? I just got sick of it. Sick of seeing the same face. The same face. The lockdown beard that I've been having, all the gray, yeah, that's where it goes first.

You know what I'll be honest, I was thinking that I was not seeing how fat I really was because I had a beard. So I said, I'm not gonna let myself hide behind my fat hiding beard. You pulled the veil, yeah. So I said, I'm not going to let myself hide behind my fat hiding beard. You pulled the veil. Yeah. So I was behind the curtain. Yeah. Were you like surprised either way? Yes, because I when you when I shave for the first time every time I find myself horrifically ugly. Like, is it so different? Well, it's different number one and the ugliness. That's all. That's all so big part of it.

Do these pants make me look fat? No, your fat ass makes you look fat. Your face looks ugly as well. Yeah. I feel like I'm like a ugly, like a Joan Rivers, like just stretched my raises all stretch, like, oh god, why did you do this again? You have to start talking like her.

Oh God. Yeah. I mean, yeah, that fucking raspy voice. Johnny, yeah. Jihani Carson! Yeah, that's all. No one will get those jokes anymore. Who's Johnny Carson?

Yeah. I saw that Rick and Morty did Johnny Carson. Yeah, man, who are you joking? I mean, honestly, we barely remember Johnny Carson. Rick and Morty? That's what I call him. Mourney. Mourney.

Rick and Mourney. Why Mourney? I don't know, Sean. My point was, every time I do it, I hate it, but I feel like it's necessary because Pilates is opening up this week. Yeah, I just... Friday, thank God!

Oh, thank Jesus! No, thank God I can see another woman Do you think I'm a Oh, in my life, oh Lord, oh my praise Jesus I see one more woman's ass One man, a man is not meant to survive looking at only one woman's ass for months at a time It's worse than jail actually I'd rather be in prison and have zero women's asses

is better than one, only one. Yep. Oh, it's open. How crowded do you think it'll be? Bloddies? Yeah. Already sold out. So people have just sold out instantly.

We got it. And it's kind of what was announced. Yeah. Before it was announced, we found it on the sign-up thing and signed up before it was announced. Friday. And then I'm going to lose, I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose 20 pounds in about 24 hours. Yeah.

Ralph's coming over, so that should be no problem. We should have no. Why would it be? Nothing to do, but clean living, salad eating, and exercise. That's it. Ralph's going to be next up. Yeah. but clean living, salad eating, and exercise. That's it. Ralph's gonna be next. Yeah, there's one thing I know about Ralph, it's clean living, eating salads responsibly.

You don't wanna overdo it on the salad. That maybe I give myself and give it a brush of dressing. Measured approaches. I read whatever the back of the bottle of the dressing says, I cut that in half. Oh, you do. That's how I eat a salad. If it says that you need a teaspoon of dressing,

Oh, I chop that shit. I need half a teaspoon of dressing. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, Guy Fieri. You don't need to be in flavor town. You're just responsibly eating calories and giving myself a little, I'm actually doing it for the sauce.

Yeah. I don't want the sauce to feel unappreciated. That's it. You're like just like I could just waste you, willy nilly all over my- How much weight did you put on during quarantine? Nuggets, um, maybe one or two? Oh, you sick.

Here's the thing though. You sickin' me. More fat, less muscle. Oh, shut the fuck up, it's a shift. I finally got, yeah. But I finally got a bench. I mean, I've been working out as much as I can with like whatever I'm here.

Dude, I've gone and fucking, I've gone and at work, I've sat there and curled fucking starboard mic stands. Thank you. You're like, prison? Yeah, you're working out with audio equipment on the job. Well, it's wrong. Like after because it's like you got to do something. And after I still at work though, right?

Whatever I'm there. We got heavy equipment. What do you want? It's like prison, Marshall stacks. I didn't think about there are Marshall cabinets in the, yeah. Of course. That's funny. I think those heavy mic stands, the circular ones

that they have at churches, not the flimsy ones. Triangular. They're trying, yeah, they can hold anything. It's your work workout that you're doing these days, prison shot. Like what, well, no, but see, now I've got adjustable, I've got adjustable dumbbells and a bench.

Yeah. Oh, that shit finally came. So now it's, now I can do, you can do a set of adjustable dumbbells. You can do pretty fucking much everything. You can pretend to do pretty much every exercise with adjustable dumbbells. You can though. Yeah, you can. I know. I know. Yeah. You can imagine all the circuit and Olympic weightlifting you'll do just with the low low pride, whatever they cost on Amazon. Right. It's a, it's a fortune in imagination. I'm not gonna, you

know, it's like a lottery ticket. I'm not gonna get it, you know. It's like a lottery ticket. I'm not gonna do everything, but what I'm saying is now I can honestly work out at home. Oh, oh, yeah, cause yeah, okay. Congratulations. Thank you. You want a squat rack?

I've used it once. Have you really? No, you know what happened? At the very beginning of the quarantine, I fucked up my shoulders so bad that I have not been able to pick it up. Yeah. It's been, it's been horrible. Shoulders are the fucking, this my left one's been off and on for like 20 years.

I realize that like technique is so fucking important too. Like you can't, if it's got to be fucking back, like, you're not putting pressure on those. It's just, I'm over it. I don't know, man. I like, I'm fine with being this ugly now. I like, I mean, I like a in trouble. It's just, I'm over it. I don't know, man. I like, I'm fine with being this ugly now. I like, I mean, I like a muscular man. I like working out. Yeah, I'm not sure. I like working out. It's one of the only things in my life

that like I haven't taken anything to the extreme with it. Like I'm perfectly fine in moderation with working out. I don't go crazy, I don't not do it, you know? That's true. You do. I don't go crazy. I don't not do it. You know, you do. Yeah, I do way too much. I can't believe you're working out at the studio. Has anybody caught you? Oh, yeah, I tell people about it. Oh, yeah, it's always good for a laugh. They're like, yeah, those are pretty fucking happy.

You're circuit. Oh, no, but you would be surprised. You would be surprised what you find in a fully closet. Oh, you have fully stuff at work? Oh, yeah. Yeah, one of the stages, one of the rooms has a fully pit like celery and stuff. Ch-ch-ch it's got a million things in the closet. You know, to every night be pretty good at that. Yeah, you probably would be.

Do you think that would, do you think we could do that? Go to your fully room and me do a movie? A-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- mouth though. You open up the floor, you got gravel, you got water, you got sand. Oh wow. Oh yeah. Alright, let's start the show. That's a long cold open. Been a long week though. Yeah. Ah, been a long week. You measure your benchmarks and like, Mike's. Yeah. Yeah! Welcome to the air, you want to get in the new video? You got it? The show! I was going to be live around the market even the hardest to see.

I mean, I was taking a match to the AK, the $20 million man. America's worst Mexican 61. Weeks running, joining me as always is world touring LA-based comedians. Sean, the audio engineer. Hello, dude. What's up, buddy? I had a bad dream that I fucked up the intro. I don't know why I was so panicked.

Like, I don't know why, like you know, you dream like you're in high school and you're making it. That's a weird anxiety dream for you. Yeah. Like, you just, we just started over. If I fuck it up like that bad, but I just, I had the panic was setting in. Yeah, I've, no, the anxiety dream, the weirdness of the anxiety dreams I get over this show, that's

my real life. Yes. When it regularly does not work and falls apart and people fail to call in and there's just an ocean of technical issues. And it doesn't, the show always comes off anyway. It's just always, if you put it out anyway. At least, at least we're not pretending to be a banana online, which is what Maddox is doing for four out three, four hours at a time.

He's doing this and he's coming to be a banana. He's a tall boy. He's a banana. That's what he's doing. He's just kind of come apart. Oh God. Ralph is coming in tomorrow. That's what I hear.

That's going gonna be fucking fantastic as we talked about in the cold open. He's having, he has been like, he's been having some amazing shows. Big guests, well big guests for us, you know. It's all relative. I don't wanna, you know, I don't wanna make it, I don't wanna cut down his accomplishments,

but Jesse Lee Peterson, I think is going to come in to the studio here while he's here. Is he here? JLP? Yeah, he has a church here. Oh, I didn't know that. Absolutely. 80s girl wants to try to get through. The only thing she wants is for Jesse Lee Peterson to take a picture with her hamster. And not her, that's not a euphemism. Yeah, she just has this weird desire to get Jesse Lee Peterson. Because it'd be one of those like so random things like,

I don't know. I don't ask. Here's Neil Tudison with them. She wants like, yeah, I just like, why? Why? Why did you want this? Yeah. Because it's funny.

Yeah. I'm girl. I like dumb things. Like, okay. I found this out too yesterday, which I'm so tickled by. The don't taze me, bro. Do you remember that guy? I do.

Yeah. He fucking follows me on Twitter and is a fan of the show. You're kidding me. No, Vito, I got into, you know, all this police nonsense, which by the way, we had, we had eight minutes of silence for black people for injustice last week. I would, I seriously would like, I would like all black people to take a minute of silence to thank me, to thank white people, to thank white people for the Netflix black collections promotion going on on Netflix right now.

Okay. I think. Okay. I think I'm just promoting the shit out of stuff like it's like all you guys i know i know i think it's i think it's a big deal quite frankly it's a big deal and i think that all black people also uh... quite of all everyone ever everyone all netflix users including the chinese ones uh... a bit of gratitude for showcasing their fucking films okay showcasing because fucking films. Okay. Because that's what's in the collection. That's what they really, who fucking knows?

Oh, really? Spike Lee, Spike Lee, Spike Lee, Spike Lee, Spike Lee, Spike Lee, I don't know. No, Tyler Perry. I watched, I think I watched one of them. Yeah. It was, they took a Simpson's episode and blackified it. It was a bunch of,

Really? Yeah, it was a bunch of, I watched that. I watched it on mute. I was playing magic with Randy and Keanu 80 80's girl, we watched it on mute. You didn't wanna hear the voices? I don't really like voices, they're so dist... Nails on a chalkboard to me. Oh, really?

People in movies, yeah. And they're like, Oh, acting. I gotta f**k up the f**k up. I can't voices. I don't like voices. I get what they're saying. Like, I watch the movie on mute

and I kinda know what's going on. Yeah. Well, it's kinda fun to make up your own kind of story or, you know, not your own story, but your own dialogue. That's fun. Which by the key on is, a monster, Keyon is so good at magic

because not any fun to play with him. Oh really? Oh, because he's like a lawyer and he's not drinking now, I guess. Really? He came all over. It's like a chess master of magic. Well, it's impossible to say, because I'm drunk.

He really is. He's like, he's reading the cards. He's like reading my cards too. And I'm like, man, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, He's also a lawyer, yeah, and you know, a good one and incredibly smart. So it's too fucking good at magic. I can't enjoy any, I can't play video games because my nephews are too good. Oh, no, and

beat me all the time. Can't play, man. I can only play magic now with my girlfriend. I can't play with Keon because he's too good. Oh, my point was I think we listened, we spent a week listening to Black people and we figured out that all they wanted is for Black movies to be shoved in everyone's face. And I think with all, I think we're just owed a little, a thank you, a note, a nice thank you note. It doesn't have to be right away, but I think, but it would be nice. Look, look at there, you go on Netflix, you see it right there.

What, I mean, suggested watching. Is that not what all the celebrities got together and took responsibility? Once the responsibility is taken, no one else can take it. You can't take it again. Probably not. You know, that makes no sense. Right.

I've got it all figured out. Just a nice thank you. Maybe you ought to thank every white person. Find one white person. Thank you for sitting through that interstitial intro on Netflix when you wanted to go watch the office. Thank you for sitting there during that pop up and saying and choosing between,

yes, I want to see the Black Lives Matters collection on Netflix or or option two, no, I'm a racist. Yeah. I would like, no, I would like to go racistly watch the office for the 17th time. Yeah. I always felt you. I always feel a little bit bad clicking that button. But no, I'm a, yeah, I want to go racistly. Let me watch the office. I don't really feel that way, but I mean, you're painting me into a corner here. Would you like to enjoy togetherness in the Black Lives Matter's movie collection on Netflix that caters to China that has a concentration camp of a million Muslim Wiggers featuring white girls?

Why would you like to? That is still some of the most disturbing. Can you fucking imagine this them as white girls? I just look and I just go, what this doesn't look right at all. Look, we got rid of gone with the wind. What more do you want? What more do you people want? I hate gone with the wind, but we got rid of it. You want to suck the marrow out of my bones? Can you imagine? can you fucking imagine a black person? You know what, thanks. Thanks for putting, thanks for getting rid of it.

Thanks a lot. That was really high on my priority list. Oh, no more Confederate flag at NASCAR. Thanks a lot. Yeah. Thanks so much for doing that. Oh, you have been listening. You really have been listening. You're really have been listening.

Thanks. It fixed everything. I have a question about that. Can I have a white flag that I write Confederate flag on it? I mean, I just like doing bad things. If somebody tells me that I can't do something, I want to do it. Even if I don't want to do it, I want to do it. If somebody says brush your teeth, I go, fuck you.

I'm not, I like my breasts, fucking stinking, like, licker. You probably could do that. You probably could do that. I sure. Well, only, only because probably it wouldn't draw much attention. I think so for the people who, who would, well, and then there's you. I can't, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not the right, it's not the flag. It's not the flag we have to worry about in this case Is it ever was it ever the fucking flag that we had to worry about no? What if I have a red flag and my friend has a clear flag like he gets Like a shower like the things that you teach kids what how colors are made You know and you like us. If I have a red piece of construction paper and I go to a NASCAR event and my friend has one of those overhead projector slide things that teachers write on,

you know, back in the 90s when I did that. And he makes the Dixie stars and stripes and then we go and we sit right next, we sit one behind the other at an NASCAR and then I hold my red my red construction paper up and he holds his Clear thing up don't think that's not gonna happen that a Confederate flag I mean people are gonna try to do that because there's because there's black people gonna know I think go What the fuck is going on? I've seen a lot of ingredients I get a lot of that guy out yeah are all of the black people in NASCAR gonna go, what the hell, wait a minute, excuse me, excuse me.

That is, excuse me, this is what I care about most in my life. This six layered flag that these retarded assholes have constructed. This is a really interesting thing. The whole Confederate flag thing and the South to me. It's been interesting to be for a long time ever since ever since it all of a sudden Duke's a hazard was taken off the air. Now I grew up watching Duke's a hazard. I know we never got a thank you for that. I love Duke's a hazard. I mean, never in my mind

I'm not even fucking white. But yeah, I never for once thought that show was racist, but I also wasn't in those circles. And it just didn't occur. I was like, oh, that's a, that's a Southern thing. That's a Confederate flag. Oh, they're from the South. Like, okay, like just went right, you know, over my head. I would have never. I know about race.

I got from chronic and snoop doggy. Like everything I know about race, I learned from gangster rap in the 90s. I bought, I bought solo-silum CDs and Snoop Dogg CDs. Yeah. And I had to super white and super black. learn from gangster rap in the nineties so but i but so less i don't see these and snoop dog see you and i have to super white and super black and i fucking hit the snoop cd the explicit advisory thing under the sole asylum album when i went up to ring them up that's what that's where i learned about raise

here this this dumb bitch is never gonna they're never they're never gonna know that i've snuck this gigantic Here, this dumb bitch is never gonna, they're never gonna know that I've snuck this gigantic, hit-selling album full of explicit lyrics on another one. To another one. And The Chronic, right? Oh, man, that was a two-pack. That was my two-pack starter kit.

I've heard those records. And to be the biggest. So many fucking times it's insane. To hard-fine chronic anymore. Because the original label, like fucked Dr. Dre over and then went out of business. So it's hard to find chronic anymore. Because the original label, like fucked Dr. Dre over and then went out of business. So it's hard to find the original album. That's why they redid it, I think.

Well, his chronic 2000 was... Yeah, but that's not the only... It's a different record, but... I want to listen to the chronic. Yeah. That's what I fucking want. That's what I remember. I don't want to reboot. I don't want anything with 2000 in it,

except for Conan's 2000 sketch. But hang on, what were you saying? The Confederate flag thing, I honestly want somebody to explain to me like from the South, like what, because the first thing you go to, it's like, oh, it's a symbol of racism. Too easy, right?

Like you just go, okay, it's, that's, I mean, when you want to dismiss something, I mean, it's supposed to do it the monuments, the flags, everything. Yeah. No, they go, well, it's Southern pride. Now, it's also, but that represents a country that doesn't exist, right? I mean, but no, it doesn't.

I would think that, like, I would think you'd want to like rep your state. You know what I mean? Like, you're damn proud to be from like Alabama and that would be, but is it like a Southern chronically? Our past has this shared experience. I honestly want to know why it's a really big deal. Well, which way? What do you have up?

No, to give up like the like why? Because some people, some people feel, I think about the Confederate flag, you know, about as strongly as that. I don't like being told to give shit up. Yes, that's it. That's America 101. Now there's that too.

If you give something up, you better bring the US Army with you, because I'm not gonna fucking do it. Whatever it is. Well, there's the, and there's the contingency. Tell me more about that vaccine. I'm all over it. How much is it? Oh, I have to get it.

No, I don't want it. I don't want it. Before you make me do that. Right. And I know it never fucking ends. I understand that too. It never ends. It's, I'm curious though, like what the,

because it's real easy to sit outside of the self and go like, yeah, it's just, they're just racists who do it. Like, is it just, is it an identity thing? Yeah, I don't know. We could ask Ralph when he gets here. He might be a very good explanation. I'm genuinely curious. Yeah.

Fuck, what was I saying about some stupid joke? Oh yeah, can you have a flag that has a white flag, but then like a no smoking and a cross through it and then a Confederate flag inside that. With a cross out. Yeah, like no smoking. Yeah, you're right. Right, Confederate flag.

Yeah, yeah. Is that all right? I mean, maybe so. I don't know. Oh yeah, look at that. Is that really? That's Arkansas's flag. Is that really the state flag of Arkansas?

Looks dumb, so probably. But you see what they've done. It's a, yeah, they've flopped it around. It is, they say. It is a, it is a rhombus or a rhomboid diamond shape, a horizontal blue thing with the stars in the middle. I mean, how many fucking things can you do with a flag? So only so many ways you can arrange stars and stripes.

Yeah. Oh, this one, you fucking nailed it. And the American one is the dumbest one too. It's slightly too much, slightly too much autism. Anyway, the don't taste me bro thing. I found this out because I was arguing with V veto online saying that, look, if you try to tase a cop, if you try to tase any American citizen, you are going to get shot. Like that's, this is a, I'm not, if you try to tase a cop, I at least think cops have

the same rights as regular citizens. And if you come at someone with a taser, they should be able to kill your ass. Tasers are not non-lethal, they are less lethal. I mean, it's number one. If you've got a heart condition, you gotta, yeah. If you're doing this, I'm not fucking pausing at bullet time max pain style and assessing the threat of this fucking weapon

that you're slapping leather down on me. Is it a sandwich? Is it a,? Is it a... What do we get? What do we have there? What is this motion at all? No, you're done. That's it.

If you miss, you can miss three, four, five times. The more times that you take a shot and miss, the more you deserve to get shot for it. So I said, I said this can more concisely than that, obviously. And who chimes in? He goes, hey, I actually think I, as the, as the foremost authority on tasing, I, I agree with Dick that it is, it is less lethal. It's not nonlethaled and that they should, people should have the right to respond. It's not harmless.

No. And I quit cheering off. It's a fucking don't taste me for. Oh, damn. That's not harmless. No. And I quit cheering off. It's a fucking don't taste me for all of you. Oh, damn. That's fucking hilarious. Let me see here. What makes me rage?

We got Aiden Paladins calling in. Vermin Supreme is definitely calling in. He told me this morning, a criminalized sobriety. That was what I wanted to do today. Oh, okay. Criminalized. I'm tired of arguing for the legalization of drugs. Yeah. Which we all do. Oh, drunk. Overwhelming majority. the legalization of drugs. Yeah.

Which we all do. Oh, drunk. Overwhelming majority, all of America does drugs. Throw liquor in there and I think you're going to start, I think you're going to start hitting 80, 90 percent, even though they all think they're better than the other ones. Yeah. And what tipped me off on this one is the chat. Have you heard of the Capitol Hill autonomous zone?

Yeah. Okay. Have you seen the garden? I haven't seen the garden, but no, I know the food stands. No, no, no, let me show you the garden. You're gonna love this, Sean. Oh, you're gonna love these brave communists with their garden.

It's always been like the hipster area. Yeah, I don't know if you'd call these people hipsters. Well, you know, they're, well, they're dirty or probably. They're definitely filthy. Here's the Capitol Hill autonomous. So in Seattle, they've taken over a block. They took over a police station and they declared a, they declared a tyrannical state of six blocks

in the middle of, in the middle of Seattle and this is their Garden that they planted you'll notice the mint leaves the soil looks like if somebody somebody looted some grow mulch or something Well, you've got about a half inch of soil on top of what appears to be cardboard boxes. Oh, is that oh arranged in a ring? Oh, I see Yeah, and then you've got all the plants that are still in their plastic containers from the nursery there. Set on top of the soil in the baking sun, I'm supposed to grow through the holes in the bottom of the, I don't know what's going on.

Well, you want to put it in a pocket of ground for it to do that. On top of the ground like a table. No. It's not supposed to grow down and then out on like an adventure. No. You know that. I know that. And it really boggles the mind what these people do or do not know about.

Don't you think that maybe they planted that afterwards? Oh no, this has been, it's still like this. It was like, it was set up like this days ago. It is still like this. And now the plants are dying because they're in the baking sun all day, not getting water. You guys. Yeah. So that's what's happening in the Capitol Hill, autonomous zone. Why did I bring that up? I forget why I brought that up. You wait, you were going to do forced sobriety. So the, their demands are insane. Most of them are insane. You see where they're coming from, but you know, this is their execution on all things, these people, the Capitol Hill.

They got some of them have the right idea, but like always, the execution is what's failing. And in their list of demands, they had one specifically, which was legalized weed. And my thinking was, what, where the fuck do you get off as an autonomous and article state demanding, all your demanding of the federal government, a list of about a hundred things, right? I mean, this is like B Arthur, Naked, and Major League Baseball helmets full of pudding here.

Level, you're talking about. That's an airhead's reference. There is no- I did not kill that. The possible way you're getting any of this shit, but you yourselves have to find your own cause as being legalizing weed only. You pretentious mother fuckers,

because you think they should go further? All of it. You're an autonomous collective of anarchists. Now, where do you get off drawing a line between weed and heroin? What the fuck are you guys talking about? And of course, of course, I take this argument anywhere else,

and there is still, still in in 2020 still as we're faced with mass as we're faced with impending hyperinflation the gutting of our middle class um guys built wanting to build a wall and surrounding all of America there is still plenty of people who will argue that the league that the legalization of drugs is good and not based originally and not a system of legalizing immorality that creates a systemically racist plague of incarceration that hits black America way worse than white America. Yeah. It's fucking infuriating.

I'm so tired of arguing for the legalization of drugs and I'm going one more. We're negotiating, we're doing the art of the deal here. Now, criminalize sobriety. You're walking a little straight, sir. I'm going to have to have you blow into this. You got any medication on you, sir? Could you double the dose? You got a second. You got something on you into this. You got any medication on you, sir? Could you double the dose? You got it something on you?

Yeah. You got some rope, you got a roach clip at least. I'm gonna need to see something, sir. I'm throwing you fucking ass in jail. What are you a narc? What are you? What are you a narc? I just got back from, I just got back from

a spinoff. Like, hey, do this rail right here. Like, it's been class. That's the biker gang. Yeah, yeah, spin class. Let's go, man. I'm gonna need just I'm gonna need you to say the alphabet Forward for me or I'm taking your ass in a BCD up. That's it Yeah, suspicious of I as soon as the cars drive themselves. Hopefully a little better than that dudes did

That's it criminalize sobri. Because the arguing for the legalization is not fucking working. There's too many petty tyrants in this country who wanna play sim city with other people's lives. And they can't tell the difference between things you do to yourself and the exertion of force and violence on other people, which is the only reason we have the police,

to stop you from doing the government's job, which is the exercise of force on somebody else. Everything else, nothing to do with the police. Smoking, drinking, smoking, whatever you want, shooting up, whatever you want, and entering any kind of contract you can imagine with of your own volition has nothing to do with someone else exerting force on you.

That's the government's job. It will always be the government's job because they have a monopoly on force. So, whole fucking point. And it's the only time cops should ever get involved. So, I'm saying from now on, criminalized sobriety. I'm tired of arguing the legalization of drugs. Yeah. People are too fucking

concerned from the old radical. Yeah. Yeah. Criminalized sobriety. Well, that's it. You're gonna have to check in. Well, people's you don't have to check in by sending a drunk text to your ex every couple of hours or else we're sending a guy out for you. Well, here's the thing. Drugs are illegal, right? I mean, by and large, drugs are illegal everywhere in the United States, right? Elicit substances.

Yeah. Now, I've watched my family, my extended family, like destroy their lives with drugs in alcohol and all that kind of stuff. And that being illegal didn't stop any of it. That's the thing. I mean, it's they still you destroyed the relationship with their kids. Yeah. Made themselves fucking bankrupt. I mean, this is I'm talking, you know, my family starts, it just creeps out. It's it's it's infected all the way through. So it's like the tanning family.

Yeah, all the way back to Buford Mad Dog, yeah. Exactly, exactly. But it's like, that didn't stop, that didn't stop anybody, anybody, and it's like you said, you do, drug, drugs are not a victimless crime because you have kids, but you're doing it to yourself. It's being a big fat fuck. You're doing it to yourself.

Yeah. It's just being an idiot. Well, watching too much TV, if we're playing the sim city game, if we're playing Sims, I would, you guys, I really love to get in there and start pulling some levers. I don't think you're going to like it. Yeah. Yeah, you don't, I don't know that drugs being illegal stops people really in any way from, if they're gonna get fucked up, they're gonna get fucked up.

So this is what really makes me raise this week. But it does put people in jail. And on the other, it does put four times when we black people in. And it does get cops killed. Yeah. This is what black people in it. And it does get cops killed. Yeah. This is, this is what bothers me about it. You say people on the right,

the people who are anti, the people who are authoritarian are on the right. This is the way it is, right? In these ways, morality, oh yeah, yeah, no, no, the entire gay stuff is always morality. What is the morality, sex and drugs, sex drugs and rock and roll?

That's just, I don't know. If you need that prove to you, then I don't have time for that. These, this same side, the right, if you say trans woman, they know exactly what you mean. Yeah. You know exactly what you mean. You say trans women are women. They go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck are you talking about?

With that modifier is very important. The modifier is very important and it gives the word it modifies a tremendously different definition. And if you deviate from that, they will crack down on you with all their fury, with all their artistic fury and definitive fury and their dictionaries and their studies and their science. Gary and definitive fury and their dictionaries and their studies and their science, but you throw a modifier in front of racism like systemic and all of a sudden all that thinking goes straight out the fucking window. Systemic racism, I'm not racist.

Do you see the modifier there in front of it? Means it's the means it's the result of disproportionate negative effects as a result of a fucking system that was built. That's what it means. It's important. It's as important as the trans thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Completely unable to understand it, though. A wholesale. Holesale. Partly by everyone. I think people understand kind of what they want to understand. Yeah, I think just, I mean, kind of as a blanket statement. I mean, I think, people go, oh, I can't do this.

I can't do, it's like you haven't really tried. Give it a shot. Give it a shot. You really haven't tried for whatever reason, like your knee jerk reaction is like, oh no. I gotta get, I gotta get Aiden in here. Oh, okay, just kind enough to call in about Karen's. Aiden, are you there?

I have plenty more to say about systems. I know you do. Cause it's a fucking engineering problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a systems problem. It's got a racism problem. It's a fucking systems problem. Put the engineers in charge of it.

Everybody else, if you're not an engineer and you're trying to address a systems problem, you just whack in the side of the box. Well, is this going to work? Maybe turn the racism on and off again. That work. Ah, shit. Black people are still going to jail for drug crimes. But how did we turn it on and off again? Shut the cops down, bring them back. Maybe that'll do it. Didn't work. Ah, huh. Maybe if we throw a bunch of black movies on Netflix, they can't bypass, will that work? No, because it's not a racism problem, it is a system problem.

Thought for sure that one would work. Sure that one would work. That was the one that was the A-sub might sleeve. Maybe it's the router. Try that, we tried giving out some more. Did you turn on the modem and the router, the different order? Let me call colleges, we try giving out some more. You turn on the like the modem and the router, the different order. Let me call colleges.

Maybe they can let some more, maybe they can let some more minority students in and pay for it. Did that work? No, sorry, router seems to be working fine. But I'm afraid the system is still racist. Hi, Edin. Hey guys. How are you?

I'm good. I'm also enjoying watching the trash fire that is the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. Isn't it great? Well, today, I don't know if you saw it, there was some guy who walked into one of the gardens carrying two big sticks and he was dancing around like they were lightsabers. Oh, yeah. They just had no idea what to do about it. the gardens carrying two big sticks and he was dancing around like they were lightsabers. They just had no idea what to do about it. Nice. That was Matthew McConaughey.

Yeah. Yeah. Did you see the warlord? Yeah. I don't know. No, no, this dude, this red glare. Just works. Razz something, he declared himself to be the police

of the autonomous zone. Oh, I see. So he just goes around kicking people's ass. Yeah, something. Well, see, that's a thing. See, that's the problem with anarchy is you have to enforce it. So they call the cops. Obviously, you have order, don't you?

They call the cops on. And they say, well, that's the Capitol Hill autonomous zone. That's their problem. We don't service that area. Aiden, do you want to talk about your lockdown experience? You were telling me a little bit about it, and it sounded fucking crazy. I mean, I haven't really experienced the lockdown too much except for the fact that I was in the hospital for most of it.

No shit. Yeah. But I couldn't, so basically, I was in the hospital for unrelated stuff, so it was kind of weird there, though, because I don't live in the US anymore, So it's different here, but like right now, I can't leave. I live in the UK, and it's completely shut down. There's no flights. So I couldn't go back to the US if I wanted to. They shut it down hard again.

Like still shut down? They up to it. Until August 31st. Oh my God. Really? And what do you guys have like six people who with coronavirus, right now? They got further population, they got hit. 60, what are we talking?

65, fine. So what was, you got stuck in the hospital, you got quarantined in the hospital. Pretty much, yeah, because you know, I didn't have it or anything, but it was still like, well, now the hospital's on quarantine. So you go in, you don't come out. God damn.

And nobody can come in and see you. Do you have internet? No, I couldn't. No one could come in and see me in the internet sucked. Well, are you still in there? No, no, no, no. I got out like about a month ago, but it was terrible. I was in there for three months, essentially.

Holy shit. I went in like, just right at March. So it was like, I was in there for three months, essentially. Holy shit. I went in there. I went lambs escape, you know. The old stand-by. I guess like a one flew over the cookies nest, how does it stop? Just break the window. Ty bed sheets again. What can you pick up a radiator though? I don't know how big you are. I don't know how big you are. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think there were any radiators in there. What about just running? Could you just make a break for it out the front door? Three months. There's so many people and it's like oh and they had it was cordoned off too because like there was a COVID hot zone and then I wasn't in there obviously but

so the hospital was all broken down into pieces and yeah I don't think I could have escaped if I wanted Oh man I don't think I could take three months. Air vents? Yeah what about air vents like die hard Oh man, I don't think I could take three months. Air vents? Yeah, what about air vents? Like die hard. I mean, the problem is that like I was having trouble like walking so it would have been, I would have had like hobbled down the whole.

Oh, you were really sick. Aside from, yeah, it was like really sick. I was really fucked up. All right. Well, nice break. I could have tried, you know, just I could have gotten on my walker and like hobbled down but I think they would have caught me.

Okay, well, let's talk about your video. I watched some of it. I couldn't watch the whole thing. It's like 45 minutes long. Yeah. You have a shitload of studies about the psychology of carons. Oh, that's not as fascinating. Yeah, I mean, basically what it is,

is it's psychological entitlement, which is pretty much what you think it is. Entitlement and narcissism are related but distinct variables. So, narcissism is thinking all about the self and being preoccupied with the self. Entitlement is being preoccupied with others. Oh, they're doing this. I don't like that because they're doing this thing that I don't like. Or they have something that I don't have.

It's all about other people. In terms of the correlates to it. It's all about other people. In terms of the correlates to it, it's all over the place, but it is a little different in women. And particularly, it's a lot of hatred of other women. Really? I've seen that. Yeah.

That's where a significant amount of entitlement shows up. Is women's hatred of other women? Well, I mean, it's just something that's different for women and men because women and men are about equally as likely to be entitled. It just presents differently. And there's women a lot of times that means I don't like other women and I see that a lot of being very caddy. Yeah.

I think that's a pin of it. There's also a strong relationship with serious mental health disorders, which I think that's a pin of it. There's also a strong relationship with serious mental health disorders, which I think is some of the more insane kind of alphers. But part of that also is because probably that carons or people who have this psychological entitlement, the caron mentality, will put on a show if they think they're being watched. So they'll particularly act out. And that's why I think whenever there's a camera on them, they tend to just...

Really? What do you mean they put on a show when they think they're being watched? Like how scientifically do you know that? What was the study? The way that they did it in the studies is they had, basically, them finish these little mazes, you know, on a piece of paper.

Yeah. And in one condition, they said, we're gonna watch you finish the maze and we're gonna time you and we're gonna look you not, you why you of paper. And in one condition, they said, we're going to watch you finish the maze and we're going to time you and we're looking at you while you do it. And then in the other condition, they didn't say anything about being watched. And when they thought they were being watched, they finished the mazes really quickly. And when they didn't think they were being watched, they didn't really care. It's essentially because it's this performative thing of showing, I guess, in that case, how

good you are, because you feel entitled to things. So, in pretty good in the case of that study, where they were going to pay you, and they didn't say anything about whether or not you'd be paid more. But certainly, I'm sure that the entire people think they deserve more. So just study, for example. They found entitled people will literally take candy from babies. Yeah. What's the study of that one? people will literally take candy from babies. Yeah. What's the study of that one?

They had a jar of candy on the table and they had people fill out an unrelated survey. And then they said, you can take a piece of candy from the jar before you go to leave. Right. And it said, take a piece and then they measured how much candy the people took. And it said that the candy was for the child psychology lab. So you're taking it from a kid eventually. Like you know. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny.

So the entitled people would take the candy from a baby if they were told they were being watched or if they were not told they were being watched. No, that was a different study. But basically just the entire people, they would, they didn't necessarily take more candy, but they would just kind of wear assholes, like they would not, like they knocked over the cell phone, and they just left candy wrappers on the table. So they necessarily take more,

but they just didn't care either. And it's, how did they know they were entitled before, like, how do you correlate that with being in people being entitled? Or is that just you give them and so one of the things that's on the the survey they fill up beforehand is the psychological entitlement inventory which is just going to so kind of wish that would be public like every imagine everybody you meet oh this is what your answer

this is what you answer for that survey fuck you know it's it's it's basically like, I mean, in that you can find those things like that. And type in cycle or, yeah, entitled, psychological entitlement. I mean, for everybody, just stamp it right in their head. Well, these people may have to, if I can't do heroin,

you better be taking this fucking psychological test so I can tell if you're a content or not. I think society is fucking right with entitled people. Yeah. Oh yeah. It has gone up over time. Yeah.

How much? It indicated that's, oh, like just straight up, like triple since the 1960s. Yeah, it's probably at like 99. Yeah, and a half percent at this point, probably, what is the percentage of entitled people? It wasn't a general percentage. It was just the way that what I looked at it just

basically said that since they first started measuring it, which was in not the 60s, I'm sorry, the 1980s, since they first started measuring it, it had skyrocketed from that, which was like three times as much as it had been in the 80s. And they don't really know why the guess that I saw was entitled parenting or entitled parenting, excuse me, this permissive parenting style that basically are very coddling and saying, you know, you're a special star, you're a special snowflake. Yeah, you know that. You think that's why parents, I mean, that's a pretty big,

because they would have had to all change at once. I always like trying to find the technological reason for something before anything. It's going to be multiple factors too. Right. But yeah, that's so easy. So these are the cases, it's a bunch of things and not just one. Yeah, it would be nice and it would be great if it was nice and clean and we could get it down to one, but you almost never can. One entitled person. Well, yes, that too. Yeah, just just you just sitting on the Well, yes, that too. Yeah, just you.

Just sitting in the, yeah. But these entitled people, Aiden, these are the people who feel entitled to do things that they don't allow others to do, right? Like they're different, they're special, they're like, that's okay for me. Right. Like a good example is the benevolent sexism stuff. And like I said, they don't tend to, women who are high in entitlement don't tend to like other women.

Oh yeah. I want to ask. How does it manifest differently? You said it manifest if it's about equal. The entitlement traits are equal in women. Yeah, men and women tend to score about evenly. Okay, but how do they manifest? So in women like I said, they tend to not really like other women for the most part

They're not on board with feminism unless they think it benefits them and along with that is that Entitled women are all for something called benevolent sexism, which is a really just scientific way of saying sipping So they're all on board with with the sipping as long as they're getting something out of it positive than They're on board with benevolent sexism. So it's called what's benevolent sexism like cramming women into everything I guess it's a it's a it's just a fancy way of saying simping they want men to bend over and you know Play Kate them and give them everything. Oh, constantly. So that's benevolent sexism. It's called, they say sexism, but that connotes the negative. But really it just means over what, like being the white knight towards them.

Yeah. Well, we're changing words now. They can mean whatever you want. Did you see that the dictionary changed the word racism? Change the definition of the word racism? No, I'm not surprised. Oh, you didn't see that the dictionary changed the word racism? Changed the definition of the word racism? No, I'm not surprised. Oh, you didn't see that? You didn't see that?

You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that?

You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? You didn't see that? a little girl wrote and wrote in our college student or something. A belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits

and capital and capacities, and that racial difference is produced an inherent superiority of any particular race. That's what it said. But Mitchum, this girl said that the definition was too simple and could be used by people to overlook broader issues of racial inequality and emailed the company demanding change. We have other words for that.

Why? Why use other words when you can just say with the words you know, and have them mean whatever you want. Like what you just read, I'm like, is that the new one? I agree, that's a good deal. That's the good one. Here's idiots, here's idiots email our explanation.

I basically told them already, already, you know, not to ever listen to this person. Miriam Webster wrote, I basically told them, yeah, no, no, this is what the girl said. I know, I know. I basically told them, oh man, I basically told them they need to include that there is systemic oppression on people. It's not just I don't like someone, it's a systemic oppression for a certain group of people, Mitchem told the outlet. So that's what they're adding.

Oh, I guess. Okay. On to it. Oh, wait, I didn't see this actually because I think that the new definition includes a recursive loop, like the definition includes the word racism. That sounds right. Yeah. Which would make any definition completely worthless.

Yeah, that's dumb. Let's just get rid of the dictionary. Turn down the statues. Take all statues, Melt them down. Take all the all the dictionary books. Anything that means anything that means anything. All the history blazing saddles, which couldn't be made today. Put it in a fucking museum and then burn the museum down.

Did you already talk about how many things they remove from Netflix? Oh, no, please do. How many things they remove from Netflix? Oh, no, please do. Oh, okay. So they've removed the entirety of the mighty bush from Netflix because of one episode that has... Do you remember it's the show with Old Greg? I think that's the thing that's the first one I own for. Yeah, sketch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch-catch I guess you could say has Blackface in it, but he's supposed to be like a jazz musician and he's got it's black and then it has like white

Skeleton makeup on top of it. So I thought that's what they were going for more than Blackface whole show is gone now What else did they get rid of? There's another show as well. I'm trying to think of it League of gentlemen, which is another British show also there's a character that's in blackface sort of in that called the papalazaro. And for that, the whole show has gone now. And then they removed the episode of always sunny that had like some blackface in it. Oh, when D won blackface, I don't think it's all that one. Yeah, I'm surprised we can still say blackface anymore.

Yeah. I'm surprised we can still say blackface anymore. Gonna be the B word. See, like you're gonna have to say, you know, you did a bad thing. Yeah, you did a bad thing. Yeah, there's a lack of judgment and skin tone choice. Magic the gathering band a bunch of cards. Let me pull that out.

Yeah, that, the gathering band a bunch of cards. Let me pull that out. Yeah, that's pretty terrible. No, you mean about like, you know, they didn't like the way certain like elves were depicted or something or like, it's actually kind of funny. It's worse, it's so bad. They actually don't like the fact that there's white and black magic.

That's all it is. Okay, so here's the magic, God. Oh, God. Can we give thank you? I think we're doing so much for black people every day banning cards that'll play whitey bush did they play white christmas anymore are they not i'm gonna be racist snow inherently racist are they not uh... are the but do the black people are they not getting these press releases that were doing these things for them that must be why cuz we're making such incredible strides

for the black people by banning magic cards. Every time something like this, like a big social kind of movement happens, everybody talks about how communication is the key. Communication, communication. We don't want communication, because as soon as somebody communicates something like another point of view and it's like No, we can have a dialogue about this. It's not kill him. Kind of a fucking if you have a dialogue about this shit

You lose your job You don't talk about you want to talk about race relations? No, I like having health insurance. No thanks. I'll pass Did you watch did you watch the Black Lives Matter collection on Netflix? No comment, because I want my kids to have fucking health insurance, that has to be provided by the employer, because the government stopped companies from giving raises during World War II. So they started offering benefits. That's why, held by the balls in every possible respect,

because of the fucking government. The answer to that is like, no, I've already seen those movies. started offering benefits. That's why, held by the balls in every possible respect because of the fucking government. The answer to that is like, no, I've already seen those movies. I've already seen, I've memorized them. Hold on, let me respond to the vermin. Why would I've already seen those movies? Okay, they banned crusade. All white creatures get plus one, plus one.

They don't, you don't know that there's not black eyes under this night's armor. I don't, I mean, you don't know. there's not black eyes under this night's armor. I Don't I mean you don't know you don't see any skin anywhere. This could be Plenty of armies were this could be prison labor that they've Co-opted in some ways is obviously some sort of a brutal dictatorship monarchy There's another one cleanse all black creatures. It's the deck is black. If colors, manna, like a graveyard, like Ed Grailand Poe. I mean, I guess you could argue that the black is zombies and necrosis and darkness and death, and white is paladins and lifegain, and so white is good and black is bad.

But black is a really strong color. I mean, white is too. Every color has strong decks. Yeah. White can also mean death, though. Yeah. I mean, who's more likely to get a white escalade, right? Is it going to be am I as long as we're associating colors with them?

Here's a good one. Stone throwing devils. Does it have the gold package? Of course it does. Stone. Okay. The stone throwing devils one is you have to ask who thought that was racist and they had to like already be thinking racist thoughts to even because you have to call it the

devil. I've never used this slur. It's on it. There's demons, pink demons, little pink demons throwing stones. It's called stone. I've never ever heard the phrase stone throwing devils used, used period. No, in a racial capacity. No, I mean, either. Okay, and I interrupted your, your Karen stuff. What was the most compelling thing that you found about Karen's? I mean, really just overall, which is that...

How can we stop it? Or how do you stop it? Again, that would have to go back into why it's happening in the first place. And the only thing that I really found that went precisely into entitlement was the over-parenting thing, the permissive parenting. But other than that, and the fact that it's been going up

over time, now interestingly, it doesn't seem to be political because I would have thought, you know, maybe this leans more left, but it doesn't. It actually leans pretty much in the center. People on the right end of the left can be this way. I 100% agree with that. People forget because Trump is so funny and cool. They forget what a bunch of cockbags, the right has been for like the last 40 fucking years

or 60 years. Sure. And in terms of authoritarianism and being like, you can't do that. Like the right to certainly been that way. And in certain instances as well, it's just the left is so what the authoritarian right now, but it's more, you know, pression. But yeah, it doesn't seem to be political and that people of either side are bound to make sense.

It's a authoritarian. It's a authoritarian, a weird way to like, like, you know, you say that there's, you'll say it's a man's, we're like men are in charge of the world, right? You could say that. Let's just say that I said that. This is a thing that I think men are in charge of the world. But it's not true, it's not true for kids,

women run your world. A woman is telling you what to eat, what to wear. A woman is talking to you all day. You're seeking a woman's approval because dad's at work, this happened for a lot for a lot of kids. You're going to school, a woman's in charge. A woman is telling you you're a piece of shit. A woman is grading all your assignments.

A woman is sending you to the principal's office, which is probably a man, and he's gonna send you back to class. But the point is, you deal your entire world is run by women. It's not, it's a matriarchy. It's a matriarchy until you're making, until you're making $150,000 a year, your life, for most people, they get through college, dominated by women, and bullshit, and social sciences, and title nine exemptions and weird conversations about consent and constant judgment, constant judgment and trying to appease women to get laid. This is the entire beginning of your life,

but if you can crawl out of the gynecrasie, you will experience what is very really a patriarchy. And then you never have to think about them again You never what never wants for the rest of your life if you can escape it. Well, you think gee I hope that woman thinks positively of me. You will just never think about it And in the same way, why did I start talking about this because you Always We were so close to the we we're so close to driving,

straight down the lane. Damn it. He reached from the back seat and pulled it into the weeds again. And the same way it's right and left, like you go online and the tech companies that run the internet are so extremely and offensively left. They control, they dominate the entire conversation, but in real life,

in real life, in many places it's the opposite, where it's the right who has an incredible amount of control on what people are doing, which is why all that Kentucky gay marriage shit was so shocking to half the country. He's like, what the hell, where are these attitudes? We're having pride parades every day. Mandatory, you have to go to them. What do you guys mean that you can't get gay married in half of the country? Anyway, everybody bases reality based on where they live.

It's what they're used to. But in mass media, the internet mass media is controlled by the left. So we all have this weird assumption that it is. Go ahead, Aiden. Sorry. It's authoritarianism, right? And that can go right or left. There can be authoritarianism on either side. That isn't necessarily to one political side of the aisle. The authoritarian right doesn't want you to do drugs. Doesn't want you to have fun and be authoritarian left. Also doesn't want you to have fun. But it's fine. Criminalizing their sobriety. Super can play at that game. Don't want you to not do drugs, actually. You're going straight to fucking jail.

And actually, the, Karen, the entitlement thing, entitlement was related to authoritarian attitudes, which makes a lot of sense, because it's the same thing of, you know, I don't, well, I've seen some of the ones with the masks where some of them are getting mad about the masks, and then some of them don't think they should have to wear it. It seems to be all part of that of being entitled

to something more than what other people are. So if they say you have to wear the mask, there's something called psychological reactants which actually we're kind of talking about before. Yeah, it's dick. What, when I said, when someone tells you to do something, you're immediate response is to do the opposite. Yeah, I'll do it and then tell them I didn't.

Yeah, him. Did you take your vitamins and dick sent, yeah. I took them, but I'll say no, the opposite. Yeah, I'll do it and then tell them I didn't. Yeah, him. Did you take your vitamins and I took them, but I'll say no, the dexan bro, I want you to go the rest of the day thinking that I didn't do it, right? No, I did do it. Right, even though I, yeah. Do you wear your seatbelt,

and I've never worn a seatbelt in my life? I always wear seatbelts. It's not a stupid. What? Anyway, okay, Aiden, I think Vermin, oh no, we still got a cup. I think Vermin's going to call in, but I thank you for calling in. I got to watch the rest of your video.

I love the stats. Did you get to the part where I put you in a wig? No. Okay. What time code is that? Wait a minute. And who can tell the difference? Okay, well, there's a part where I'm talking about how women don't like other women and I used a clip from the

Manor better than women but where it's What part is it? Oh, what's the difference between the alimony thing? You're just paying for the hoardally. Yeah. Oh God I gotta get rid of that. Hmm. Get rid of that alimony Sean Get rid of child support payments too. Boom. Mm. Done.

Under the poverty line. Why, what are you talking about? Nope. We have child support payment. The government is enforcing this. Well, except the child support, the child support, it's the right of the child. To your money?

Yes. To support. That's a lot of sub-dick. That's if I'm judge, judge it. Boom. Put this mom in dick sucking class. EPS, done. Next, next case.

Sorry, you're gonna have to not go to Pilates. You've got another class to go to. Oh, you're not sucking dick? That's illegal now. And along with sobriety, a non-sodamy is illegal. You go in a fucking jail bitch. You better learn how to suck dick.

You guys, see how you fucking like it. See how you like having your lifestyles legalized. Fucking abdicated upon. You fucking treacherous bitches. All right. I didn't get that. I'm having to wrap it down. Do you feel better after the hospital?

Oh yeah, I'm getting there. You know, it's like a one. Good. Thanks. All right, thank you. See you later. Glad you're out of the hospital. Uh, I got this graph.

I just can't, okay, so boomers had privilege, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Cause houses were cheaper. They were the original me generation what they've been called it. Yeah. Except the last generation before the downturn.

Here's an interesting graph. I said, I'm able to talk about it afterwards. Because the response I always get for any time I say black people have a rough deal statistically is, well, if you just have kids, when you're married, if you just don't have kids and you're married and have a job, you stay above the poverty line. That's what all statistics say. Yeah.

You just have to have to stop having kids out of wedlock. Stop having kids out of wedlock. All right, well, I mean, thank God for the birth control pill or I would probably have about 50 kids out of wedlock. Here is a statistic of percentage of children born to unwed mothers. And what's interesting to me is not the black one that skyrockets, like you go back to 1960,

black was about 20% and skyrockets up to 72%. But also that every race did. Look, like look at this. So Hispanic in the span of 30 years doubles, the unwed, the children born to unwed mother, everybody did. Yeah, all is down at 5% in 1960, and it's up at 40% here. White was down at 3% in 1960,

and it's 30% here. It's like, do you guys, I know that you love these stats, but you only seem to love them when they work for whatever, because you know that if you admit there's a problem, they will take everything from you, everything. I think that's what I was getting at with Aiden. When you're going through school, as soon as you start applying for colleges

and your first job to get you on your feet, it is massively and aggressively skewed pro-minority and against white men. And every single initiative is directed explicitly at lowering your opportunities and raising everyone else's opportunities. It doesn't matter if it's raising them to equality or what, they are specifically designed

to limit your opportunities and raise everyone else's. So to say, to admit that any of this is true, is you're incentivized to not because of all of the programs designed to screw you over specifically. Does that make sense? Yeah, you're just not the way the rest of the world works. No, no, no, no, no, no, which is unfortunate.

It's unfortunate. The incentive to lie is an unfortunate one. Most of the world works. No, no, no? We're gonna actually get him the vermin support. God, I think so. Come on, baby. I'm all amped up today because I didn't drink last night. That's a problem. Oh, check, check, check, check. Man, it's already right here.

Going to jail, man. Shit, give me a beer. Again, you're gonna need something. You better get sideways right quick. Legalized drugs? Nah, we're criminalizing sobriety. Yeah. Just the last time you You have to dick. Yeah, I don't know

Well, you've got you have the right to an attorney. You have a right to a dick suck an attorney Or we could just take care of it right here any dicks you have not sucked will you be used against you in a court of law How do you like that? I want to say the lineup for that. Do you want to see? Ha ha ha ha. Ah. Uh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Hello. Hello, sir. Mr. McMaster is in. Yes. You are right, Mr. Vermins Supreme. Welcome to the program. Thank you so much for calling in.

Thank you very much. Are we on video? Are we on audio only? We can do audio only. If you have a video and you would like to put your beautiful face, Thank you so much for calling in. Thank you very much. Are we on video? Are we on audio only? We can do audio only. If you have a video and you would like to put your beautiful face and your beautiful boot on screen.

Oh, I do. I don't mind it. I just want to know. So whether I should turn it on or not, you know how it is. Let's do it. Yes, I do. Well, I have flew in new fangles technology that all your kids are using all the time.

You know what? You're right. Thank you for calling me a kid, but you're using it better than most, too. We're both pushing 40 here. We're pushing 40 here. We're pushing 40 here. We're pushing 40 here.

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Mass incarceration in the prison state and All that bullshit and the Warren drugs and the Patriot you would think you'd have it a little bit more together I for an evil bastard like that, but no. Yeah, I want my evil to be smart. I want like Lex Luther. I want a supervillain with some intelligence and style. I don't want to tell you a little bit of smoothness.

I want Trump perhaps. You know, I mean, come on. If you're going to give us an insane fucking war, Lord, please do it right. I want Biff Tannen. I want evil Biff Tannen as president, not a confused old man. Okay, vermin to, to, to, to, fuck jokes up. Yeah. To introduce you to the listeners of this show, you are, you are, you were a contender for the libertarian party president, candidate for president. I understand the election, the, the primary just happened and you did not

win, but you are an iconic. Thank you, thank you for phrasing it in such a way because it is indeed a fact that I never lose. Yeah, I may not win, but I never lose. And you should keep that in mind always. As you can tell, I like him by just that phrasing and would second me ordinarily. I like you on every point.

But you are. Success, success is a term that one should define for oneself. You should not define your own success by how other people define success. And my success has been defined by how I am successful. And this was indeed a very successful election year on a number of different fronts. Yes. Why would you say now you You wear a boot on your head.

Everyone knows you as the boot guy. That's generally a fact. It's true. As you can see, if you can see it, that I do in fact wear a rubber boot on my head, not at all times though, but of course, that's the illusion that people like to take away. And that's an illusion that was something that I had to fight against during this election year, of course. I felt I was being typecast by my own meminess and my own success as a meme.

And it's a satirical candidate, promoting zombie power, free ponies and secret dental police, all these things. I'm on board with all three. Yeah. And of course, you know, it is, that are those are the things, you know, the glitter bombing, the boot, the dozen neckties. These are the things that have brought me to this level of notoriety. Obviously, I've been running for president, if you will, for close to 30 years.

And ultimately, utilizing such absurdist messaging and not being afraid to play the fool in order to illuminate the political farce that we have existing. And yes, that alone brought me to this crazy level, by just being a mother fucking goofball and not being afraid to get in the faces of all these other real politicians and real candidates and getting in front of all the riot police over the years and all that stuff. But it is a successful communication strategy

that I have developed that has allowed me to develop this very broad fan base across the political spectrum in this social media reach and fan base or however you want to identify it as, but it got to a point where I was able to make a legitimate offer of my services as a candidate to the Libertarian party. And that in itself is a very strange point to find myself in my pretend career, if you will. Well, it's remarkable. I watched part of the Libertarian debate. And I'm, I'm, I'm, I should be able to build a nuclear device in my garage, kind of libertarian. Like, as extreme as it gets. Yes. But I'm not an idiot.

You, you desp- Well, I don't- Wait, wait, that's all I heard. You displayed a, in my opinion, you were, as far as your satire, guys, ridiculous as your satire goes, you have an incredible ability to explain the libertarian ideology and even the practicality of it that I don't think your other the other candidates did.

Like I was so impressed by your reasonably, your reasonable expressions of what the libertarian philosophy is. I was surprised by it. I mean, I know you as the book guy, but listen to you talk. You're obviously extremely intelligent when it comes to politics. Thanks for bringing more of this to the book. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. Brewer. You're kind words.

Yeah. And it was an incredible, incredible year. I mean, it was over a year and a half ago, probably close to two that, you know, that certain libertarians and my campaign manager at Desiree Lindsay or the woman who became my campaign manager were reaching out to me asking me if I wanted to run a more serious campaign and it was something that I had never done before. I was quite happy to you know get all of my points across and using my first amendment speech to say ridiculous things that had really harsh truths behind them

And I really had to weigh the that possible now I've never been afraid to you know talk about what I really do or feel or or I'm trying to accomplish it That's always been true if you watch any Long-form interviews for the past 30 years or any of the major media they they tend to get it and I'm happy to Deliver the exposition behind it. But this was very, very different in fact, in that I almost, it wasn't developing a new character. It was not becoming a new character, but in essence, it was a new character. It was like serious fucking vermin.

It was very serious. It was very serious. That balance between funny and serious. The funny satire that have made me so beloved and this more serious shit that was trying to get me the nomination of the LP. So a lot of it was, I attended so many state conventions, I took participated in so many debates and just finding that balance that would keep people happy and, you know, in tune with my character, if you will, or the part of myself that I'm known for on the

Internet and why I have you. And a more serious, I try, attempting to be more serious spokesman, articulating more serious libertarian positions. And that was a very interesting space for me to be. I mean, right now I'm not running for anything, so it doesn't really matter too much. I try and be politic as always. But, you know, now I'm free to talk out my ass. Whereas, you know, on stage during the debate,

I would find myself talking out my ass. Like, oh goodness, there's a question, I'm not really sure what the answer is, but let me start moving my lips and talking out my ass and see if I can reasonably answer the question. And I was surprised that more often than not, was pretty successful. Of course, I was representing the LP platform pre-religiously, because I felt that was the thing that somebody who was running for that sort of position needed to be upfront about. I'm representing a political party, and this is what they stand for. And that's what they stand for.

And so, I got a little criticism here and there for reading directly from the platform. Oh, did you? That's funny. Yeah, I mean, my take was that these debates, you had like seven different candidates answering the same question as in a libertarian fashion as much as they could without saying the same thing. And I would always realize that, well, wait a minute, the answer to this question is right here. It's in the platform.

And so I would read the relevant platform. Yeah, do you want the answer? Or do you want people fucking focus on the wrong things with debates? Yeah, well, I love that I mean brings he brings you with the answer who has the best answer? He brings you with the meme and then he hits you with the hard truths Which I was so let me go over some of your your platform Your policies you have a free pony for everyone in America. That's one of them. Yes, sir.

It is a free pony for all Americans program. It is, of course, a jobs creation program that will create lots and lots of jobs in the equine related industries and will have ripple effects across the economy. Of course, it will be a pony based economy. Now, once again, not everybody understands the basics of a pony-based economy, but essentially, it's as follows. Once we have achieved universal pony ownership, we will have equity in the pony, so we own, because when you own something, you have equity in that thing that you own, that you possess. And so, therefore,

if you have equity in something, it's more than likely that you will be able to borrow against it. You'll be able to use it as collateral on it debt. So yes, we're using the Universal Pony ownership program to create a class of pony based debt. Now the important thing to understand about debt is that it's an integral part of the economy. It's essentially another currency in a way. I mean, you can buy, you can sell it, the entire economy and banking industries are predicated upon it. The government is, the trillion is the dollar in debt, people own that debt. So people buy and sell debt all the time. And so essentially, yes, we're going to be creating a pony debt bubble in the economy.

And it's going to be a really big bubble. And as you know, in an economy when there is a bubble is a great thing because everybody is in on it. Oh, still in his defining. Try to think it's happening. Everybody's making money. It's incredible. Now, unfortunately, many bubbles burst.

But this pony based debt bubble is going to be a little bit different in that. It is going to be steel belted and reinforced and last forever. Oh wow. Is there going to be an international pony fund just in case other countries or you can't compete with us? Well, we'll wrap. Yeah, so of course, I mean, well, we'll deliver them by pony drones, but we will of course

have the, what is it called, that the federal pony reserve? Yes, well there be any, well there be any fractional, there be any fractional requirements if you're going to be using your ponies for debt financing or lending out some quantitative pony easements.

Sure, there could be some troubled pony asset release. There could be AAA pony junk bonds. I mean, there's a lot of possibilities. I mean, we'll be able to bring in the smartest and the brightest and the bestest minds from all of the Ivy League university schools to come up with all sorts of incredible opaque, hard to understand, imaginary in essence, financial instruments that you

will be able to buy and bank will be able to buy and sell to each other. And that sounds stupid, right, Sean? Yeah. Okay, the zombie-powered future. How can I get, what is that? Can you describe that? Isn't that the present? Well, once again, of course, I am the only candidate who's been promising for many years

uh... of uh... total uh... zombie apocalypse apocalypse awareness uh... program and uh... preparedness and so those are very important here to your issues and of course ultimately uh... they have been uh... used by the cdc has uh... uh... a zombie preparedness uh... uh... page on their, website, and so it has been taken very seriously. But I believe I'm the one who has pushed forth the initiative the longest. Of course, it involves harnessing the awesome power of zombies in addition to utilizing them for as an energy source. So by utilizing the latest and giant hamster wheel technology,

which of course we're still working on scaling up. Don't reinvent the wheel. Don't be able to create energy that is so efficient and green because zombies have this green issue that will ultimately be too cheap to meter. So there is that. Your meters are going to be running backwards in fact. Oh, that's incredible. You'll get checks. Any idea how much is this going to cost more or less than the green new deal?

Any idea? Well, of course, I've been promoting this sort of combination of zombie power and the pony power, of course, using the methane gas in order to create energy also. So it's a several-pronged program, and ultimately I believe it will be considerably cheaper than the new green deal cost estimates. Where do we get zombies? Where do we get the zombies? You capture them. Now once they get a course, and they're on their way, don't you worry about that?

I think I've seen a few. You think COVID was bad. No, wait until the zombies are going to be my stories. I also, I really liked your gun trade up program. You hear a lot about the purpose ofam is that i take your guns away and give you better ones and crack what about the people who don't have guns on the guns do you uh... no i don't have any

that what about it it's essentially it it's a completely completely the doable program and i don't know that we're it really takes is to take is to give the people who have the best of the mull slightly better ones and then everything else with a hand down so we just handing them down here giving your gun i was pretty good but it's better than yours

and so it's it yes it is a voluntary uh... gun redistribution program of course trickle-back trickle-down gun economics gun economics i like it uh... what's your favorite initiative like they're also fucking funny what's your favorite one your favorite policy well i like the fact that you know you know some of them have been have really

taken off and and jumped into the zeitgeist of america the free ponies uh... you know i started rep and that one around 08 and, you know, introduced it on the national stage, 2012. And then by 2016, it was used common place as a phrase to describe exactly what I was intending to be, you know, government giveaway programs and Indian Bernie Sanders, AOC, getting accused of free ponies, free college.

So I think that was a very successful, I think the mandatory toothbrushing law has always been near and dear to my heart. That's been one of my longest running plans. What is that one mandatory to? Is it exactly like it sounds? Well, once again, it's a pun-related uh... bit that uh... but i did introduce in the twenty twelve uh... present estimate where i glitter blonde randall tarry and it goes a little something

like this gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation of ours for long enough and must be stopped for too long our country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay in spirit and in thizers. A country's future depends on its ability to bite back. We can no longer be a nation indentured. Our very salvation is at stake. So let us bite the bullet, brace ourselves as we cross over to the bridge work into the 23rd century. May we become a sea of shining smiling, smiling, shining,

shining, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, faces from sea to shining sea. Now friends, don't be fooled by false teeth profits. This mandatory toothbrush and law is not about the secret dental police kicking down your door at 3 a.m. to make sure that you and your family have brushed, no, it is not. It is not about the dental reeducation centers.

It is not about the preventative dental maintenance detention facilities. It is not about the government issue toothpaste containing an addictive yet harmless substance it is not even about the dna gene splicing create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairy enforcers no friends this mandatory tooth brushing law is really about strong teeth for strong america thank you i like i've heard the brain uh...

uh... so you you had you've had a lot of interactions with libertarians over the last what uh... probably your whole life but very recently over the last year what would you what was your what was your take away from them like what the hell what the hell can libertarians do to win some of these rights back it seems like we're beset on two sides by only erosion um... trump biden blot right left they only seem to put the only seem to be motivated by taking rights away what can libertarians do to stop it or to get some of these things to catch

on like it's just i don't think liberty libertarian philosophy of lecture everybody until they understand shit that they don't already is working what is your what is your take on the libertarian platform well i think the carly the people are on the streets uh... doing it i think the people are uh... are fed up and had enough of the police state and the police brutality and the police and punty on murdering citizens and the excessive force and the pentagon to the police pipeline. And it seems to me that things have really reached a tipping point that the government has pushed their agenda so far and so hard and have relied so much on the

enforcement big stick instead of the the carrot portion that the anger that the vast majority of Americans are experiencing are really spilling out. And I think it is incumbent upon libertarians to make people understand that we are absolutely on their side and that we have been on the forefront of these issues. I mean, it seems that the libertarian party and libertarians in general are often fighting against what these perceived stereotypes.

I mean, I've been seeing tweet after tweet is like, oh, where are the libertarians on this issue? Oh, why? They're all accusing the libertarians of being bootlickers as supporting the police. I got called the bootlicker way too many times this month. What the fuck are you talking about? My understanding of libertarianism is, like, kind of the furthest thing from bootlicking. Yeah, that's why you got it on your head.

I mean, there's such misconceptions and, you know, I was under these misconceptions for many years too. It took me many years to really fully overcome my misconceptions and stereotypes and prejudices. Now, where was that? What were your misconceptions? What's the deal with libertarians? Much of selfish bastards got mine.

Fuck you. No compassion, no love. It's a reason it's the oh eight. One of my go to lines was libertarians have no soul. And that was my belief at the time. Of course, I come up from the left anarchist perspective. my go-to lines, libertarians have no soul. That was my belief at the time. Of course, you know, I come up from the left anarchist perspective, and I'm still a left anarchist libertarian or rainbow libertarians I prefer, just saying the word left has these

connotations. But slowly and surely, it was working up a new hamster because I do a lot of my presidential campaigning up in the up in the Granite State and of course they have a whole slew of libertarians up there the free state project in White Haview and in 2012 I was our campaign headquarters was a room that we were renting out from this woman Chris Chris, a friend of mine, and she's a libertarian with the Free State project, and she had been involved. She was in an accident and found herself unable to walk, and so she's in wheelchair. And her libertarian community came together, pulled together, and helped her stand again, so to speak. They helped her create a job in the project and make sure that she got through her crisis, but then got through, you know,

continue on and become a fine, contributing, memory, et cetera. And so I said, wow, okay, there is compassion. There is love in this community. And, you know, the more that I knew and the more people that I met, the more that I found this to be true. And so, you know, I was softened up on it.

Right? I think a lot of people are at that. That's great. Is that scalable? Well, yeah, it is. So libertarians, whenever they suggest removing government programs, they're always responsible for explaining how to help all of the people that are being helped by it, but never credited for the harm that it causes, right?

Like you watch the debate and they'll say, well then, if you wanna get rid of entitlements, what do you do to all the millions of people who are on food stamps, libertarian? What's your answer to that? It's like, man, you're asking, you're asking kind of a mouthful. Like, how about instead of just erase it, we just take it back a little

bit at a time and see how we can unwind it. Or step it down or promote victory gardens or you're, you know, if we have to preach, you know, self-reliance, we have to, you know, offer concrete suggestions. Yeah, you know, Yeah, it's an unfair gotcha game. It is unfair. It's an unfair gotcha game, really. I got you to like the police. I was real happy to get to a point because I always felt, and one of the reasons, one of the things of my journey towards libertarianism was my distaste for the reliance on charity.

And that was because of my understanding of the word charity to imply the sort of top down, throw some paintings at the homeless person. Interesting. And that always sort of stuck in my craw because I sort of come up on Karpakian and mutual aid and people helping people out of necessity and out of want and out of need.

And I felt very strongly that mutual aid was a more sustainable model where we're also become more interconnected and helping one another achieve our own and individual greatness, if you will. And but I was always afraid to bring that into libertarians, even give them that magic magic phrase that meant so much to me. And this past year, I have found myself as part of my campaign and can't see actively

promoting it so hard and trying to introduce the concept into the libertarian party and the love and the compassion and really hammering home that the things that are very important to me, you know, once again, scalable. I don't know. But it's more about descaling. It's more about descaling the society at large, you know descaling the the system to the point where what we do can make that much more impact Yeah So I felt really good about that the this election year

I think it was one of my successes and one of my successes of course was just you know introducing a libertarian party to a whole generation of young people who follow me, who probably pooped Libertarian Party, and just the fact that I was affiliated or identified or working with the party, I think it caused a lot of people to really take a first or second glance at it and try and re-contextualize, sort of re-figured out. Well, nobody who's that funny can be completely wrong. Like, you look at your antics and I think people have this kind of gutter, this visceral reaction.

Like, he's doing, like, he must know something because that's funny. Like, I know I like what's going on there, so I'm going to listen more in a way that like Gary Johnson couldn't, four, it for eight years ago where he got kind of a national stage and didn't know where Aleppo was. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, I think it was my potential can't see. I mean, it just had so much insane potential quite frankly. I mean, I, it seemed like we were picking up a lot of momentum.

And most of the momentum that I was picking up was outside of the party You know those last couple weeks when we released those all those ads out there the dance vault had put out They people were just so incredibly pumped you could feel the electricity even over the internet, you know, yeah, and It would have been an amazing thing to be able to continue and uh bring all those people along uh to the libertarian party and with the libertarian party and and continue pushing forth the ideas. Now on the plus side once again another one of our great successes um

was the inclusion of spiked Cohen uh my vice presidential pick. Oh yeah i read about that uh why Why is an amazing libertarian communicator and he doesn't mind being a goofball and you know, he brought so much to my ticket and he has such wide respect across the party and it's very unfortunate that he's been attacked on such stupid shit as nipple gate or a wav have you you have a cabinet yet do you have your cabinet already picked up plea i'm i'm what i'm saying is please put me in charge of the federal reserve

i'm death proof i'll bring it down the pony reserve the pony reserve you mean uh... yeah put me in charge of that so i can dismantle the current one and do it into the pony reserve and he stopped eating ponies and i can't be killed that's my only qualification for this job is i can i can dismantle the fed and a jipsy a demon put a curse i made a deal and with the devil and i cannot be assassinated in any way and that is that is the only thing required of someone

put in a position where they can dismantle the federal reserve that is the one quality that is the one qualification that you need you cannot be killed right. That is a mighty anything. Yeah. It's a gift of immortality, but it's a curse also. It's a curse. What do you, you're an anarchist. What do you think of the Ches?

What do you think of the Capitol Hill, a ton of stone? Oh, I think it's great anytime that the people can take over any spot and make it independent and run their own show and show people how they would like to see it. I think it happens more often than one thinks. Maybe not on that scale with such notoriety, but obviously in different cities across the country, there have been essentially autonomous known as where the people have had a lot of say. I'm thinking Detroit, in a lot of places

where people have taken over abandoned lots and turned them into community gardens and things of that nature or the Heidelberg project where the artist just took over all these abandoned houses and turned them into just amazing artworks. Yeah, me too. It's a city down by Palm Springs. Isn't there an Indio?

No, no, no. Well, it's a place in the low desert that's basically just kind of like a clam city. Yeah, I think that's a north. Oh, yeah, Slap City is out. No, it really has made me happy to see like politically I'm you know I'm against probably a lot of the things that those and they all they all they all let's be honest they all would fucking despise me like probably every a lot of people in there would absolutely despise me and have a pony's yeah but after three months of having the lockdown

boot shoved down my throat like actually just seeing people resist the police in a is significant way enough to drive them from their little precious police precinct. It's been so satisfying. And I hope they keep it up forever. Oh, it's a beautiful, beautiful thing. And I hope they continue. And it seems to be continuing.

And there's a lot of pressure on. And when they took the polls, it showed that the public supported burning police stations more so than they supported either the duopoly candidates or the fact that such outrageous radical activity seems to have immediate support. Yeah, support. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like, okay, you know, Atlanta, boom, they killed that dude in the Wendy's and boom, the not only does the Wendy's go up in flame, but the chief of police resigns in the office was fired. So I think the powers that be are definitely taking some heed to what is going on. And it could very well be a long hot summer. I mean, these things boil up from time to time. And a lot of times they turn into a larger movements for social change and can only be tapped down by co-opting them or throwing some token reforms out.

Yeah, I hope that it does mean to lead to something significant, but I'm always worried, like when people start fixing to fix things, I get worried because they made the system in the first place. I think you guys have been fixing Iraq for 20 years. In so many ways, just leaving it alone as bad as it is, as like the devil you know to me. But maybe I'm just too cynical at this point. Perhaps. Yeah, perhaps. What do you think you do?

I mean, it's a huge monster. I mean, what we are against, what we as a huge race have in terms of challenges, you know, for the longest time, I was like, oh, well, what's it going to be? The environmental collapse or is it going to be the government clamped down? And then I was like, whoa, it's a curveball. Holy shit, it's a pandemic. And then I'll sit on top of the pandemic. It's like, oh, we're all home. And then, oh, geez, whoa, it's a curve ball, holy shit, it's a pandemic. And then all of a sudden, on top of the pandemic, it's like, oh, we're all home and then,

oh, geez, now they're murdering, now people are getting so pissed that fucking blows up and things change. I mean, I've always been impressed with what a stable society America has been when you look at a lot of countries that were stable for a long time. And then it just took a little spark

to really turn shit really crazy. Yeah, it did. And we'll see how it goes. I mean, I lean towards preferring more nonviolent revolutions, but I don't have much saying in that matter, right? I mean, I do when the shit hits the fan, it's the fan. Yeah, you can always count on the police to screw up.

Unfortunately, the more pressurized everything gets, you know some cops somewhere is gonna fuck up oh it's insane the the the ridiculous random amounts of excessive force and violence that they've been captured on video by the police against protesters I that's a thing I mean what the fuck are they thinking the first member the the US Constitution gives us the right to assemble and peacefully freedom of speech, peaceably, peaceably, peaceably. I mean, there's been a lot of violence captured on video from people at the protest, too, to put it in context. Oh, yes. Yeah. Once again, the people are primarily peacefully,

they're participating in the government for redress of grievances and the only representative of the government that is proper to them are riot police yeah yes that's just that's the thing and what you get really is well you got so in l.a. i went to the right i got shot twice with one of those dumb little cylinders those plastic cylinders they shoot uh... and then you entire riots, you've got Karsetti, the mayor, in his 10 million dollar mansion, giving these speeches in like a bunker at a podium, completely out of touch.

It was, it was, it was demented. As they send out the, as they send out the riots squad, where we still have memories of 92. Everybody in LA remembers what happens when the police go out to meet protesters or whomever. And that's our grievance. We have a grievance specifically against the police. And we are petitioning the police

of our grievance against the police. And how do they respond while we are attempting to petition them? With a stuffed head. A red dress. By shooting you out of us and spray and pepper spray on us. respond while we are attempting to petition that stuff and hate. Realtime. I can shut out us and spray and tap us. And you know, it's not a surprise.

The police, nine times out of 10, are the agents that are starting the riots. They're provoking it. And once again, people throw a little shit here and there, but whatever, that should happens. I mean, they're on video, go arrest them. Did they get any of the guys breaking windows or anything like that? We got them on video. Yeah, but I'm going to please supposedly this professional forest acting in a professional

capacity, and they are using the color of their professional authority to totally fuck people up. Yeah. Fucked up. Yeah. Fucked up. Free the ponies. Free the ponies. It's crazy seeing how young the cops are. Yeah.

You go look eye to eye with the riot cops. I'm like, man, you're like, you don't belong here. It is crazy. Yeah, as you get older, you're like, oh, you're a fucking, you're a kid. You should be home playing Call of Duty on your parents' health insurance. You don't need to be out here. You don't need to be out here your parents' health insurance. You don't need to be out here. You don't need to be out here kicking these people's ass. You don't understand what's going on.

But it's their job description to take the abuse. I mean, verbal abuse. I mean, people have the right to be rowdy. They have the right to be angry. They can be as expressive as an expressive crowd without crossing over into a mob or you know, I mean, there's a lot of expression that is completely protected, but the police are so threatened by it and then they tend to overreact. It's a... Well, we shove all of our fears on them, you know,

anything, anything that suburban moms don't want the kids doing, the police have to take care of it. So we've been moralizing, we've been abdicating or illegalizing amorality for hundreds of, or a hundred years. It's, it's all on them. It's a, that's a hardest, that's, that's, I couldn't do that job. No. I couldn't be a cop and not fuck up ever. Oh, no. I know.

Yeah. You guys want me to do what? With what gear? Take military gear and stop, stop somebody from shoplifting. I'm, I'm, you want to call me over a $20 counterfeit bill when the Fed just printed $6 trillion? Like, okay, I'm gonna show up and I, you better hope I don't have a bad day.

Yeah. That's why when I'm on the streets, I'm often preaching the word of cornstarch to the officers. You get a lot of those riot cops out there and they're doing 12 hour shifts in the sun and they got hot and sweaty and they start to chafen. You know, you start getting itchy and burning down there around the fall. And let me tell you this, a chafing cop is a dangerous cop. And you're a guy that we could reduce police violence

simply by making sure that they're not chafing literally yeah i think so too that's a good idea it's the worst bread ever uh... what i ask you this one what what is changed in your lifetime what has it been like watching uh... i don't know your lifetime in politics and as a performance artist to see a performance artist as a president now i mean what has it been what's the change been like for you to see slowly happen over the decades? Of course, you know, I've there's an argument that I helped pave the way for for Mr. Trump by introducing the whole level of absurdity and irreverence to politics. So perhaps the ground is a little bit softened for that. But I think it's just part of the uh... devil d evolution of uh... of society society to cohesion not that that's necessarily a bad thing hopefully will be

uh... replaced with with something i think you know i i come from a time uh... from before the the internet was invented and i think that uh... itself is really uh... fractured society on a lot of levels and allowed a lot of uh... uh... people who generally just disagreed before to be able to cement their disagreement. I agree. 300% with everything you said.

Dissecreted, a much more vicious fashion. Yes. And be subject to a lot of so many different conflicting types of narratives of propaganda. Whereas once upon a time there was only three television networks that were sharing essentially the narrative that was being presented to the people. So it was easier for people to be on the same page, although there was still certainly a lot of vehement disagreements, but they weren't so easily manipulated perhaps. Yeah, I was there on person. They were in person. That's a big deal. No, everything you just said the last three minutes, I'm completely on board with starting

with the de-evolution of society and some of the causes for that. It's really unfortunate. I think. I mean, but like you said, hopefully it'll be replaced with something or... Something worse. I'm a cynical guy and I tend to look, I tend to not expect a whole lot. Like I've, he's got his book, I pony. There you go.

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I got one last question for you, Brianse, everybody. When you go to the bathroom, when you take a piss, do you go through your fly or do you pull the waistband of your pants down and put your dick over your pants? Generally, I zip down my fly. I will say that there has been occasion where I have buttons that have the pants, pants with buttons for fly, if you have those. Yes, yes, yes. Hate them.

I think that adds a slightly different dimension where it's almost easier to fucking just slip down the waistband, piss over it. Okay. That is exactly the answer I gave waistband, piss over it. Okay. That is exactly the answer I gave. Yes. Yes. We're together on that one. And finally, I guess what makes you a rage, what makes you a little thing or big thing

or what just pisses you off more than anything else recently or. That's a picture of my head in a jar in the future. Yeah. That's, I of my head in a jar in the future. Yeah, that's I can yeah, I can see that dictator for life. You can get it. I pony the book dot com. I pony the book dot com. You know, it really makes my crank way. I come so close to being the president's nominee for the libertarian party. to be in the presidential nominee for the libertarian party.

And don't quite get it. But really, I think injustice really upsets me. I'm gonna give you like a Miss America answer. Please do. Did know what really upsets me in justice. When the police can murder black people with impunity that really upsets me. And a majority of Americans too it would seem. Yeah, yeah. There's a nuance missing from this conversation where it seems like a lot of people don't understand

that black people don't want violent criminals running around. It's just the non-violent ones that they don't want violent criminals running around it's just the non-violent ones that they don't want shot like they want they want the bad guys stopped by police it's all the not bad guys that they have a problem with because every time i bring another like all there is a little shitload crime happening to get out no one's complaining about stopping that crime

they're complaining about punishing people who are not criminals. I think that comes to the, you know, collective punishment in the eyes of the police. It's their prejudice and it's just stereotype because some black people are criminals, all black people are criminals or potential criminals because somebody might have a gun, they are all my have guns and not only might they have guns and be peaceful gun owners. Well, they should have guns. Yeah, right. And it's part of it too, which the left flux with that too, like, oh, you get, you guys and not only might they have guns and be peaceful gun owner well they should have guns yeah part of it too which the left flux with that too like all you get you guys just want guns that

they're dangerous but no everybody should be in lockstep they are they are you're fucking right and you should have them out of up of killings that have a curbi legally possessing uh... individuals has been outrocious to yeah where's like where people that people in the upper office are i have a i do have a gun i'm a legal gun owner boom they're fucking shot dead you know yeah

uh... offered at the wall marty with the baby gun or to me arise with it with a pretend gun but you know both of those were in uh... open carry states and they were both murdered in cold blood without a opportunity to drop their weapon you know. I guess it's easy it's easy to highlight all the mistakes of both sides for people you know you can pick which sides what you want to highlight and that's the narrative you make.

Yeah I agree with you saying. I know about what I know mine. Hey, yeah. Fuck well. FTP. That's all cops are bastards. Hard to disagree with. Oh, Vermin, thank you very much for calling in. Are you running again next time? Oh, well,

here's the thing. Yes, I've got, I've formed an exploratory committee to look into having a exploratory committee about having an exploratory committee. Okay. But yes, no, the fact of the matter is I am now have, I've dropped back and punted because you know, I made many pledges throughout the election year that i would not run an independent campaign against the uh... nominee who is of course yo jorgensen yeah for president and uh... so instead i am currently seeking the gop nomination okay you better get a lot funnier

now i love you i think you're funny but trump's another level uh... that's true he's a funny guy in a very demented six-hour away uh... so that's what i think i'll also be seeking the uh... the dnc uh... nomination to and what that allows me to do is continue to use my five two seven pack and so i can still fund raise and i can still spend it. I'm still technically running. Okay, and I can still fuck with the Dewa police. And still cross promote with the Libertarian party.

So there's that. Please check out VerminSuppreme2020.com. VerminSuppreme2020.com is still my active campaign page. If you will, it's got my site where you can buy all sorts of the VerminSuppreme merchandise. You can join the VerminSuppreme fan club for a nominal monthly you can buy all sorts of the Vermin Supreme merchandise. You can join the Vermin Supreme fan club for a nominal monthly fee and get all sorts of exciting due dads. Like I say, got the book, check out the documentary, who is VerminSupreme.com?

Who is Vermin Supreme? It's on Vimeo. It's a documentary. I guess it came out around 2014, but it's a pretty solid movie that you can watch if you like movies and like watching movies. That's definitely one of them. A lot of vermin, a pre-minute, a lot of funny shit.

Check out my YouTube channel at vermin supreme on Twitter at the real, the real vermin supreme, I think on TikTok. Jesus, I got it. TikTok. Oh yeah, you're actually on TikTok. i've got a hundred and forty thousand followers on tiktok and over like two million uh... hits on the tag on my tags uh... so yeah super famous uh... in the in the tiktok kid community and uh... even though i ignore doing content for them a lot

uh... so many of the shit out of it everybody oh wait i have one very important question uh... i know a lot. I know so many of the shit out of everybody. Oh wait, I have one very important question. A person who I know said that the perfect libertarian government is a homeowners association. He said that a homeowners association is what libertarians want for their government because it's so, and I quote, small... what do you think about that sure i mean any sort of voluntary uh... collective uh... of individuals uh... coming together to uh... accomplish whatever goals uh... that they want to accomplish without interference from the government well that said no no not not voluntary like they you you have to yes for

you have to have them if you move into that neighborhood. You are voluntarily agreeing to a set of laws. I mean, we live in a society and that's sort of what we sort of all do, right? Okay. He's going to be happy to hear that. I told him he's an idiot. That's just additional government on top of your government that is not libertarian, but he's a mid-semite. I'm not saying it is libertarian, but I'm saying it's acceptable in a libertarian framework

in that it's a small, that's true. Tain community that is, and it's a contract by their own rules that they've made up in the side to enforce how they want to enforce. That's true. And ultimately it's voluntarily

because you don't have to join that, you don't have to live there, you don't have to buy into that particular community. That's true. I owe him an apology then for coming back to that. That's my take at least. Okay, where else can we find you? Tick-tock.

It seems like you don't like it. I think there's an Instagram, Vermin Supreme from President on Facebook, Vermin Supreme from President has got a blue check mark to it. There's Vermin Supreme, it's dank meme stash on the Facebook. Oh, on YouTube, check out Vermin Supreme. I think somehow I got my name back on that one, oh on YouTube, check out Verman Supreme, I think somehow I got my name back on that one. So that's cool. You're easy to find.

Well, the tricky thing is a lot of people use my name also. Yeah. Oh, okay. So it's going to write, right? Right. Maybe it's, yeah, yeah. Hey, can I? Yeah, I mean, it's like I can only imagine how many people

who receive my emails by accident or how much email I don't get because it's going to Some other permits of frames at or some I don't know. Yeah, well You're an interesting guy and your name is still more appetizing than anything on a Taco Bell menu Well, thank you. Thank you. It's been a pleasure and remember together We will ride our ponies into a zombie-powered future. I can't wait Thank you, man. Hey, man. All right. Have a good one. Take care. Have a beautiful day. You'd see later. Look at that background Where is he? Oh, that's peaceful. It's very nice. That's a sweet home. It's great. It's got great audio too. He doesn't have great audio Thank you. Thank you. Yes

It was it's an audio implant. It's a little microchip. Must be the zombie on the wheel. Plant it in the, yes. CIA device. There you go. That's a vermin supreme. Well, fucking weighing in on the HOA.

What an interesting guy, man. What a, what a, what a, what a, what, what? He's, he's really can't just rattle off, can't he? He ran circles around everybody else. I mean, yeah, just speaking, I don't know why they've ever had a loss, it just flows. I don't know why he didn't get elected. That is exactly the person you need.

I know. Running the party, not somebody who's taking it seriously, because nobody takes it seriously. Do not try to convince them that it's serious. But just how he satirically, but he's highlighting issues. It's like, like you said earlier, it's like, yeah, because that sounds stupid, right?

It's like, yeah, because that's how it is. That's how I said, like I could explain that to a child. Pony based economy. Oh nice, and we're gonna give everybody one. You could borrow against it. It's a debt based currency. How silly. That's how money works.

Yeah. I'd like to thank you card from black people for not using the end with the A sound at the end because I was raised by Snoop. So that's what I think is cool. That's where I learned it. I learned it for watching Snoop. Dad, oh man, the nomatics and apology for the HOA, I guess, although I don't think partial. I don't think that Maddox meant that as eloquently as they are. No, sophisticated is that? No, he literally meant the number of people.

I don't agree with Vermine either that you can choose to live there. Oh, well, it depends who control, what, what if that's the only place where there are houses? Yeah, that's like, there's other things that you should also be able to say, okay, but I don't want to just ex me out of all your activities then, which you cannot do. Yeah, right, that's true. There's no competing government in an HOA.

Right. This is why libertarians always lose. You get sucked into these purity tests that are totally relevant, no one fucking cares. Yeah, yeah. Carnage Haydick. I was listening to an episode you recorded about a month ago mentioning some works of poetry from William Blake

and Charles Bukowski. I wasn't taught much about poetry growing up, so I don't really know where to get started. I having read some of your recommendations gave me new interest. I realized there's many genres, but I'm not too familiar with the poetic works in general. Do you have a favorite poet time period? You would recommend just basically whatever's popular.

And if you hear somebody mention a poet on a movie, go start there because then when it comes up in conversation, you will be able to blow everyone out and look smart. Yes. Nobody wants to hear about a poet that they didn't already hear. That is a perfect answer. Church of Failure, success story, living life via the Dix show, before knowing about it. Hey, Dickenshawne, I just wanted to let your audience know that there's hope for all of them being on a dry spell from 17 to 20 years old, I moved into an apartment with two girls.

Whoa. One had amazing cans, and the other sucked dick, like she was a Dyson vacuum. I know this because within two weeks of living there, I was fucking them both to the chagrin of the other. For the next two years, there wasn't a woman walking into the apartment who I didn't engage in either a threesome or singles sex with. Wow.

Wow. That guy, man. That guy was living. Raging. He's writing this email to get help other people. That's to give hope to people. Yeah, to brag about. No, no, no, no. Yeah. You know what? I mean, he doesn't even need to do. Just go ahead and brag guys. I want good with it. I want to give all you fucking losers some help.

You see that shit over there? I fucked the shit out of her. No big deal. Just why don't you guys feel better? I hope you guys feel better about your fucking losers' selves. I'm out. I'm not gonna shit on him at all for that. I'm five, nine, and a bit on the chubby and hairy side for a guy. Wow.

That's pretty hairy. Okay. I didn't make six figures a year, even on a guy. What are you, for a bear? For a, I mean, I just like for a lot. Okay. I didn't make six figures a year, or even on a guy, what do you mean, for a bear? For a, I mean, I just like for a guy.

I'm a bit hairy for a woman. Yeah, lightweight, what? Yeah. Okay. I didn't make six figures a year, even on a car for the majority of the stay in this apartment. Wow, man, what a fucking,

real man's in setup you got there. 10 years later, I'm happily married with three kids, own a house and two cars. I hate my job, but that's why they call it a job. I only sent this in to give your versions and young audience some hope. You can get as much pussy as you can handle with enough liquor, right?

Fake charisma and a bit of ingenuity. Keep your heads held high and understand that they want you to lie to them and then slam them. That's absolutely true. Go fuck yourselves. I'll expect my wings in the mail, you bitch. Okay, let's do some advice. Yeah.

Vermin finally called in. What a victory. That was awesome. That was worth it. Totally worth it. Very smart guy. Can I grab a coke? Yeah, honey, can you bring us coax, please?

Ma my love mom Riley delivered. I don't think she heard Let's go better yell again. Yeah, screwy Louie. Do you feel screwy Louie? Do you feel helped by that guys? I probably feel stressed. I feel restitations of all of his rampant threesomes and single sex every woman who came through the door. You feel that? The threes of hope and your bones do, yeah. If the Netflix black collection didn't do it for you, and this guy's story of all the

sex he had didn't do it for you, I just don't know what you want. I don't know what you want. If those two things didn't help you, there's just a black virgin. What what he's left for me to do. There's just no pleasing some people, dick. Yeah, here I'll go get coax. I got to go the bathroom anyway. My correspondence. My correspondence, mom. Did Louis say if he was, if he felt good about that or not? If that made him feel better? Why not?

When cops kill, when cops kill an innocent guy. When cops kill. Yeah, when cops kill an innocent man. Right. It's racism. Tonight on Fox. But when they kill a guilty man, no, it's not, suddenly it's not racism anymore, right?

Is that... Well, I mean, because, well, because what supersedes that is them giving him reason to, yeah, well, I mean, like, you know, shooting at you with your own taser. Yeah, then you got killed. Yeah, they're not, they're not all the same. And then they burnt down a Wendy's, which is probably owned by a franchisee, yeah,

who probably lives in that community. Yeah. So it's probably black. I mean, they burned a black guy's Wendy's down, which is black guy gets drunk, passes out in his car, maybe to stop a DUI. Maybe he just fell asleep in his car, gets woken up, tries to take a cop's taser, shoots at him with it, gets killed, response, burned down a Wendy's. All right, well, you kind of made this conversation a little more, well, it's a little more nuance to it now. Yeah. Well, yeah.

I don't know, I don't know of the cop fucked up here. Who cares if he's shot while he was running away? He already tried to shoot a cop with a semi-lethal weapon. What do you want? Do you want him to get away? I would love if society had more guys that tried to taste cops running around. Fuck that would be great. Sign me the fuck up.

Did the cop know that he had the cops taser? Yes, it was. We have the cops as far as I heard it. Who the fuck knows? Scooby-lose says that's not helpful at all. Yeah. I didn't think so, but that's too bad. Maybe this advice will be helpful.

I mean, it's one thing to say like, don't do a crime and then you won't get in trouble with the police, right? Well, that's dumb because we all do crimes all the time. Yeah. We're all doing drug crimes all the fucking time while speeding all the time while not wearing seat belts all the time. And also, it's possible not to do anything and have a situation arise. Exactly.

That's much less, much less likely. Sure. But it happens. It's another thing to say, well, as long as you don't try to taste the police, then you've got no, like, no, that fuck you. If you try to, if you try to taste the police, you take, if you try to taste anybody, you got what was coming to you. I don't care what it was.

I say you upped the ante yourself from nothing. I mean, yeah, that's... Can I try, then you put a woman in there, everybody's mind suddenly changes. I try to taste a woman, kill him, fucking kill him. Yeah, I know, it is funny how just these little, I mean, you change one variable and everybody's opinion kind of shifts massively.

Yeah, there's no white privilege. Okay, is there boomer privilege? We yeah, because statistically, yeah. Okay, well, I've found what that math. Dear Dickenshawn, help me bang this chick. I'm writing to you today in the hopes that you can advise me on how to bang this raven-haired enchantress with what I'm guessing to be 32 seas

and what I know to be a fantastic ass. Whoa, nice. We've been acquaintances for a while. She used to date one of my friends and I've had boners for her ever since she came on the radar. She's been dating this open mic comedian for a couple of years now, no offense, John. That's what she says.

And in the past few months, we opened out comedian, what a loser. She's complained to me about living at his place and that since COVID, he has not looked for a job. Last week while drinking, he's a fucking open mic comedian. Yeah, he's got it. It's the saddest thing in show business. Yeah

Probably in life because like that no job that Mike you just replace with a mop Mm-hmm if you're lucky. Yeah Last week while drinking and shooting hoops. I slipped and she held my lower back and trapezoidal areas respect respectively She held my lower back and trapezoidal areas, respectably. That's like, what? He slipped while he was drinking and shooting hoops and she held his lower back and trapezoidal areas. What, stop him from falling or what the fuck?

Who knows? This is like, she's giving me the signal. Yeah. I mean, hanging around you while you're drinking is the signal. When they don't hang around, guys who are drinking that they don't want to fuck us. Fuck us, they're assholes. Yeah, because they're assholes.

How do I broach the delicate subject of wanting to bang her until the cops are called for a noise complaint? Please help this socially retarded 30-something. Grab her in the trap, Azoyd's. Grab her traps. Yeah. Do some mutual trap, trap grabs. Tell her you have a new CrossFit workout. Yeah, do some mutual trap trap grabs. Tell her you have a new crossfit workout. Yeah.

Where you hook your arms. That's the right. That's the traps, right? And then do squats. Yeah. Inch closer. Mm-hmm. Take off the pants for fitness reasons. Yeah, yeah, sure. Fitness flexibility. Yeah, fitness. There you go. Now you're in. It's a good joke. Not bad at all. Make a joke about fucking her. That's what they're for. You just look at her in the eyes when you're making the joke and then you'll know. Maddie, a girl wants to talk about my feelings more. Sucker. It's a trap. So there's a girl I've been seeing. Things are going pretty well. She's cute, smaller, be cup cans on a petite frame

and killer ass, and we get along great. She knows how to take a joke, and she's the first girl I've dated who doesn't break down if we go a day or two without texting. There's one problem. She won't stop trying to get me to open up about my shitty childhood. I won't sugarcoat it. My childhood sucked. Here goes opening up to me.

Did I ask for this shit? I don't want you to open up about your childhood. You already summed it up. Shitty childhood. Give me your whole fucking life story. What am I? Your girlfriend over here? I don't fucking care about this shit. I won't sugarcoat it.

You don't have to coat it at all. You already said it. Shitty childhood. Great. So it was bad. Not bad, shitty. Okay. Right.

I won't sugarcoat it. My childhood sucked. Here we fucking go. Head cancer when I was 14. Oh, God. Dad died when I was 14. Oh, oh God. Dad died when I was 17. Won't fucking stop this guy. Dumping his emotions out.

Anyone that will listen, like a fucking live journal. Neighborhood was filled with drugs and gang violence. Blah, and he says blah, blah, blah, blah. Three times, fucking, constant, constant, emotional manipulation. The way I see it, that's all behind me. Oh God, now we gotta hear about his whole journey. Okay. What a fucking nightmare this guy.

I'm doing pretty all right these days. And I don't see the point in dwelling on a bunch of crap that happened 10 years ago. Apparently she disagrees. Yeah, because she's bored in quarantine. So she wants you to entertain her with a nice titillating story about a redemption that involves her. Choose your, choose, tell me about how I saved you from depression.

Do it again. This time. Do it again. Tell me again how I, how you couldn't imagine your life without me. And you were just a wreck with more flair Yes Give me a pony this time describe my hair. Yeah, as you would a woman you have not fucked Describe me again. Tell me the look on your mother's face as the Ravenherd beauty. I am

Count like the count one Beauty I am. Count like the count. One, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, describe the, just text your mother right now, then tell her how much I mean to you. And let me see it. Do it again, but get, get a more of a pass of a, be more passive aggressive about do what I say immediately. Last few nights we've hung out.

She's been reading me the riot act, calling me emotionally stunted. Oh, fuck you. And telling me I need to be more open with my feelings. I think she wants to find something wrong with me so she can fix it. Could be, but she's barking up the wrong tree. Well, could be. I mean, the other way around, we're going about it, how you need to do this, you need to do that is exactly the wrong way to go about that. So there's that.

Open up with your fucking feelings. Don't you know that I'm practically a therapist? Yeah, that's, yeah. Don't you know that my ability to fix you determines how fucked up I am. There's nothing in my childhood left to fix. I've already dealt with all that crap. I thought about making up, I mean clearly not,

you just couldn't stop talking about it up here. I thought about making up something and pretending to get all weepy over it, just to throw her a bone, no, do not cry. You gotta be, it's like, you gotta be like Denzel Washington and Malcolm X. This is a struggle. Struggle idea with every day. It's like, you gotta be like Denzel Washington and Malcolm X. This is a struggle.

Struggle ideal with every day. I didn't see that movie, but it popped up on the thing. Then I realized I'd rather shoot my dick off than spend an evening pretending to cry over fake bullshit. How do I deal with this? She's been harping on this emotion crap for about a week now. I don't know what she wants from me.

She wants to brag about her friends that she's banging someone from a fuck who has a fucked up childhood. Like that's what you're just a story to her. She wants to take that story and then parade it around to her friends. Oh, look at this fuck. Look at how valuable this guy is.

Look at how fucked up he is. Look what I did for him. What, yeah, why did he, why did she start doing this? Yeah. He talks about a week. Like I'd love to know, you know, what precipitated that. Yeah, what happened in that week? Sure, if something new comes up, I'll probably talk to her about it.

But I'm not gonna sit here and pretend to be in a soap opera because she decides she's bored things and go fuck yourself. And you got any advice for this guy? You know what? Well, it's not like it's not, shouldn't be up to her. Like it's, she could encourage that, but like to say like you need to do this,

like to start putting, like that's the wrong way to do it. And like if he is really under her, then if he's already dealt with it, then there's really nothing to say. If he wants to, then he should. You should be able to talk to her, but it's not anything that should be forced from either side at all. Anytime she starts talking like this,

start telling her stories of movies, like the main character, just see how LeFar you can get with a straight face. That's why I was born in a, an evaporation farm. I'll call this. It was a poor black child. Born a poor black child. That's why I was born in an evaporation farm. I called it. It was a poor black child. Born a poor black child.

I was born in Vienna. Have you seen the jerk? That's your tip. In Austria, my dad was really strict with the piano. Yeah. Made me perform for the court. Yeah. Very, probably you would kick the shit out of me.

You know, one day the empire sent troops in to kill my family. So I went, we went to a local, but mix it, see how far you can get, mix it up. And she'll probably stop asking. Yeah. I've shame. After she repeats the story to a bunch of people, and they say, yeah, they're like one of their boyfriends is there. He's like, that's that's Raiders of the last time. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. That's what you believe all this happened to him. That's Indiana Jones too. Your boyfriend wasn't a small Asian boy who helped an archaeologist recover the remains of Nair Hatchie. I mean, how do you know? I mean, honestly, I was a small Asian boy. I met a foreigner in a poker game.

I saved his life. He's a professor at Princeton. Archaeology professor. Let's see one more. Drume says, I need advice for my girlfriend. Advice on my girlfriend. Oh no, this one's better. Advice, wife sending nudes.

Hey Dickenshawn, love the show. I was hoping you'd bring this one in. See how this one. Love the show, looking for advice. I'll cut to the chase. I caught my wife sending nudes to a dudes. I gave her an ultimatum and she chose me. Months later, I caught her sending nudes to a new dudes. This time, I didn't say shit about it,

but she knows I know and locked me out of her phone. I live in a state with a state home order, so I thought banging a hot blonde with de-cups was better than being alone in a one bedroom apartment. Now that things are reopening, but she's the hot blonde with de-c apartment. I mean, now that things are reopening, what she's the hot blonde with deacups? I guess, so he's a damper, right? Is wife, now that things are reopening, should I try and find younger and hotter? I haven't dated in 10 years

and the thought of hooking up post me too, and social distancing is terrifying. Everybody says that me too is like a big deal for hooking up. I don't see who fucking cares. I don't know, man. Like, I don't know how the other states are. California, I mean, I hear that shit all the time.

Do you? Yeah, although it's died down a little bit. I mean, guys, it doesn't make a family reason to not try and fuck chicks though. Like, also true. Also true. I've never heard it from a woman. I only hear it from guys who don't wanna try to get laid.

Like, ooh, man, I really don't, I've heard those kind of stories from women. Or I'm like, that was just a move. Like, that guy just made a move. Like, that's not, you know. No, I don't know, I have no idea. I mean, like, mid-30s will chicks in their mid 20s find me gross. If you're poor, yeah.

Well, just lie about how much money, lie about how much money you have. So wait, I found a study on that home. Put you have a ton of money in your humble, bumble, profile, whatever it is, and then never be honest about it. That's all you have to do. You have very rich, millionaire, what I've heard it a lot of money from your parents,

but you like to live humbly, just like Prince William or whoever it is. Harry? Prince Harry. The one who kind of renounced the... Yeah, and there's nothing gross about me. Start with that. And here's my wife's nudes.

So yeah, yeah, that too. There you go. My wife's hot, right? Should I stay and work it out or start over at 30 something? No, work it. Like thanks, Richard Leakes. She doesn't respect you. I don't think you have the option of that one, man.

Yeah, I mean, she's not sorry. She didn't learn any lesson. She did it again. Yeah. She doesn't really care. She didn't learn any lesson. She didn't, she did it again. Yeah. She doesn't really care. You don't have a show. You cannot, you can- She's already checked out.

She's checked out a long time ago, I think. Yeah. I don't know how, can you get revenge on this chick? In some way. Pose as a guy. Yeah. Meet up with that other guy, maybe hand her off, get her married as quickly as possible,

so you cut down on that alimony. I guess. Yeah, I mean, I got nothing. I get the, I get the, oh, god, dating, like after that many years. How long has he made? Well, it's just 10 years he hasn't, he's been out of the,

so it's like, walk, man, let's like, in some ways, you know, you're like, did the world pass me by? He's only 30s younger than us? 30s, yeah, he's a 30s, yeah. No, but I mean, 30s, no, it chicks in their 20s still, look, it's not till you turn 40s. Just say you have a lot of money.

That's all you have to do. I have, put it right in the bio. I have a lot of money. That's all you have to do. I have put it right in the bio. I have a lot of money. Yeah. Done. Doesn't want to attract the wrong kind of girls. They're all like that. Nobody would, no girls, you know, go,

oh, I definitely don't like him. Just helps you, man. Oh yeah, fake, the fake, the fake in your own death guy. Where's, what's his name? Cross McNull. Hey, Cross McNull, what's up? You think this guy should fake his own death?

I mean, it worked out pretty well for me. Yeah, what did you do? Are you still dead? Yeah, I'm still lost in the like, for all saucy rains. Awesome friends. Oh, more to battlefield. I think we talked about this, the French.

We read your email, didn't we? Have we talked to him once before too? Sean realized that was me, but you didn't. I have something like that. Yeah, yeah, whatever way that I'm right. Yes. Have we talked to him before on the show? You talked to me for a brief thing during the rap and fire during the episode 200. Oh, I remember that. Okay. How did you, how didaking your death work out? Did the the woman ever find out? No, no idea. I mean she lives like 40 50 minutes away from me another city. I never go to so there's no chance I mean good thing she always stays there. I Mean I followed macapies advice and gave her a fake name How long were you guys dating before you faked your death?

Well, so we did once and it went pretty well, but I mean, there were red flag throughout the entire relationship and then I just kind of thought of what do you mean in a relationship? You dated one time? You went out one time? No, no, we went out for a couple of times over like three months. Three months. You had to fake a death for three months? No, no, I fake my death after we got back together. Okay, go through it for a third date. Go through it slower. How many times you dated for three months and then what? Okay, we dated for three months and then I just I go to her. You go to her? Yeah.

I mean, it was good advice. So I just go to her. Yeah. Okay. But then like I said, my original email, I got to like, it might as well settle for someone. I mean, at least someone likes me. So you got back together? Yeah, I did the whole, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to go to and everything. And I mean, we got that together for how long? About another two months. Okay, so we're in five months in the whole right now. Yeah. Yeah. And I just like to tell you that I should have like ducked out of this probably within the first two dates.

Yeah. Because one of those red flags she started playing up was she told me she loved me after the second date. Yep. Yeah. Okay. What was she like? What was her what was the extent of her derangement? Man, she would go on about like all her best or past boyfriends all the time. And she just wouldn't stop talking to him and being like, oh, my exes were abusive or except like that. And like she said that she dated a guy

that was a potential serial killer or something. I've heard that. Yeah. Your vibrator's going off, Sarah. Sorry. Yeah, those are red flags. Yeah. So anytime women've been say anything that displeases me is a red flag. That's my rule. I know. I don't like that. That's a red.

That's something must be wrong with you. Okay. So when did you, you, so you obviously weighed the decision between breaking up ghosting and then option three, which is faking your own death? Is that what happened? Well, I mean, I thought the idea, ghosting, and then option three, which is faking your own death. Is that what happened? Well, I mean, I thought the idea, I mean, pretty soon, 200 is going to be coming up. I could just tell her that I'm winning a fake contest for writing contest to go and study some blazing Europe for like three months. And I think I don't think a long distance

relationship would work. It's nicer for you if I'd just break this off now. Okay. She's like, oh, I don't mind. I don't mind that. Yeah. Yeah. Talk when you talk every day. Yeah, but then you said think of death might as well go for it. So I did. I combined it too. This is so I told her I'm going to thing and then once I'm there I'm gonna die. Yeah, I've cancer but as we all know, Rotary didn't happen. So in the end I'm with her at the airport and I say my goodbyes and I walk into the airport not actually gonna leave because obviously I had to get to my flight. See you it's still into the airport. Yeah, I'm gonna make it look my flight. See you, it's still into the airport. Yeah.

Kind of make it look real. Where did you go, like to the bathroom? And just wait a little bit. I just went and hung out at one of the restaurants for like an hour and a half until like, I had a buddy of mine out in a car like near the departure gate, and he had a B&I. It was so funny.

Which gone after 10 minutes of her being gone, I just went out B&I. It's just so funny. Which is gone after 10 minutes of her being gone, I just went out to my buddy, Karne, he drove me home. What if you got stuck in traffic, and you end up like somehow like, oh, right next door. Let me explain. Yeah, then I wouldn't have actually had to kill myself. Yeah, okay, so your buddy picks you up and takes you home,

and when do you start enacting the fake death plan? Well, I mean, I first text your email and her like over the course of about a week. And then I just stop. Oh, pretending that you were in, pretending that you were in another place. Yeah, okay, pretending I'm in France. It's working.

Okay. Are you on the dating apps at this point? Because in your mind, you're already broken up. Like, are you dating new people already while you're doing this? I mean, I eventually gotta follow up to this. I've been wanting to tell you guys. Okay.

And it's really funny. Okay. But after about two weeks of not talking to her, I have my friend who I know in another server who is French. And I pay him about 50 euros to call her act like a French cop and tell her that they found some stuff of mine just out. They got turned in and they're trying to find me, but they can't.

How did they get her? Why would they call your girlfriend? Is that French policy? Hey, you call the wife, call the mistress. Yeah, yeah. Like, she is not that bright, okay? She wanted to be, she wanted to be a writer for CW. She is not that bright.

What show? What was the favorite show? She wanted to, she wanted to make her own show. I don't know. I got to make my own CW show. That never. No shoot for the stars. Perfectly catchers what I'm all about. The themes they discuss Gilmore girls. Okay. But so done with that. She I give them another 50 later on to call her back and just say they don't found me they're declaring me missing and that's just about where I left it. So basically I'm pursuing dead the point in her mind and we don't live anywhere close enough that you'll ever see me or anything and I give her a fake name. So I mean while she's she spent her entire savings to try to find you

Check it out. Yeah I'm not gonna rest until you're home. She's in France right now. I'm a big magnifying glass. Yeah So the funny thing is the the follow-up which is probably about, this all happened like after, like when word went to under was what happened in the funeral and everything. And about two weeks ago, I hooked up with a girl that I just randomly met on the apps and I'm over at her place and when I'm like looking around after everything I see a picture of her and the girl I just faked I thought I was going there. Oh

No way are you lying to us now? I Got nothing again from lying to people in the internet. Oh Why would someone lie on the internet? I'm gonna say what the hell are you doing online? Wow. So what was the picture of? Just them at a lake. I mean, this is Arkansas. All we do is go to lakes. Okay. So are you still dating that girl? Did you tell her anything about it? No, I wasn't even dating her. Just like one off thing. They just factored.

Okay. Did you leave any like clues to keep the mystery alive with the other girl? Like, no, I've never put way too much effort and a hundred euros into this. Not a lot of it. But over a kid myself. I don't think I could resist. Yeah.

The friend, like, oh man, you got to do something. You got to plant some seeds. That's wild, man. You got to lose 50 pounds and I'll come back and tell her I'm my long life twin or something. Twin. Yeah. Hey, remember that girl? My twin brother was dating her. Yeah I go out to dinner and talk about losing your brother who is you

This could be quite the real life novel if he you know if he wants to invest, you know a few more euro and get a Three-Soviet why not you already just. Who had him as twin brother and the girl? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about yourself? I feel fine. It's funny.

Good. It is funny. It's funny. I mean, the thing is, I wouldn't say it's the worst thing because when I first came dating her before, I broke with the first time. She was into anything I wanted, which was really great to hear. Like she'd do whatever outfit her. Yeah. Uh oh. I think there you are. I mean, she was really heavy on like,

if you ever break up with me, I think I'm, I don't think I could believe anymore. It's like great. Yeah. Psycho. Super. Thank you for playing crazy psycho. I mean the second time is when she told me, oh yeah, I like to like play with chalk and I am a little like I like being a like little kid to relieve like stress. It's like oh god. It's even with this. Yeah, she's fucked up. You made a series of good choices. Yeah, I would rarely say that faking your death would be a great move. This was definitely a great move. 100 bucks, no problem.

Yep. Easy out. Yep. Captain Carl says, why not? Just break up with her. Oh, what a poor nice. Have you been listening? All right, man.

Did you record any of it? The French cops? No, unfortunately I didn't. A lot of this would play it like trying to cover my trail at the same time. So, all right, get out of here. Thank you for calling me. I'll wait. Can I tell you what, make me reach, though?

Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Okay, I got probably the gayest rage ever in the most because of what this month is. It's gay pride month. Which is, yeah, which is the fact I hate the fact that it seems like every single and you guys probably will feel with it because you guys aren't gay, obviously. But anytime I'm on Twitter, I'm looking at like the guys who are posting like the ethos guys who are like, uh, dressing like sailor outfits or whatever. And like, the, the guy like an eight inch or down there,

and my only thought is like, you're wasting so much of your potential. Oh, with other guys. Yeah. Yeah. No, I love seeing gay guys with huge dogs, because I'm like, half no woman is ever gonna feel that gigantic dog.

Good. I'm glad about that. Spoil them. Yeah, fuck with them. Yeah. Before we kick me, can I show a friend of mine's like art real quick? I'm sure.

What do you mean show it? It's not going to be an eight inch don. Is it? No, no, no, no, show them. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think. You can find her at Wendigo creation, that's W-E-N-D-I-G-O creation.

On Twitter, you also find that on Facebook and on DeviantArt. Okay, Wendigo creation, let me make sure this isn't some kind of fuckery. Wendigo creation. All right. Whoa, cool. Demonic, All right. Whoa, cool. Dnemonic. All right. Well, thanks for calling, buddy. Thanks for doing. Thank you for having me. If anything ever happens, I may have got a lot story. If anything ever happens, I'll let you get to know. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. I hope

you get caught because that would be funny too. Oh, man. Stay dead. Stay dead, my friend. I'll try. Goodbye. See you guys. What a lunatic. Yeah, well, she sounds like a proper psycho. So I think actually that was probably the most reasonable thing he could have done. You know what the bad thing is though? She'll show up at his house. Every guy that she dates from now on is going to have to hear that fucking story from

her side. I know. That's why it's even funnier. Every fucking guy. I know. That's why it's even funnier. It's every fucking guy. Yeah. All the guys I did were assholes in Boba and then the last guy I did, he was gonna, he was it. He was the one.

And he died. God damn, they will not, there are some chicks who will just every fucking year on the anniversary. This is my friend and he's like, gosh, will you fucking grow up? Take a day off of social media today. Here's some chalk. Go do something.

So eat this chalk. Go draw a line around someone. Here it is. Let's see, I got a song maybe. I don't think so actually. Sean Jam, we heard that one. Is anybody ever song in the Discord? Open Discord suggestions.

Is that a good idea? No, it's not. Jewish banking. Uh, uh, not Maddox. Oh, wait, block them downvoted. I don't think I played that one. Uh, it doesn't sound familiar. No, no, no.

It's a, it's a kindle and hide one. Oh, we talked about gone with the wind being canceled. Yeah. Yeah. You know that the woman, Hattie McDanielDaniel was the first black woman to win an Oscar for that movie? I I think I did know that. I'm trying to remember it. They deleted it on her birthday. No way. Sorry. If the clan like wanted to do something that was, I mean, wouldn't that be their move? All right, here's what we're going to do, boys. We're going to. So the

Gone with the Wind, that movie's all about how the first half is all about the arrogance of the Annabelle and South and how they're, they're so unprepared for what their extravagance and opulence and their inherent brutality of their regime is doing to the lower class. The second half of Gone With The Wind is all about them suffering the consequences of it. They're all dirt poor now, but they have to kind of pull together and create the styles we know it. We've got to eradicate that lesson.

We do not want, and the woman in it won an Academy Award. Let's get rid of it, boys. Round up the posse. Get all our flags up and let's delete Gone With The wind on that day. We need to pull that lesson out. We don't want anybody learning the lesson of Gone with the wind. Gotta get rid of it. What a long con. It's a fucking dumb. And who was it that said to pull it? I swear to God, it was a black director, I think. on with the wind

uh... the long battle over gone with the wind com with the wind by the way most important lesson in cinema once the woman comes back to you fuck you bitch i'm done with your ass i'm going back to the whole house it was john ridley oh yeah screenwriter of twelve years of slave said it was problematic. Yeah, I think maybe you didn't get it then, idiot.

If you think it was problematic because this theme of gone with the wind is that Scarlet O'Hara is cut. And so was the South. And they learned it the hard way. All right, here's blocked and downvoted by Kendall and I. Gather around the campfire you ding-ding. Dober, namescage cowboy, your real straight shooter. I wrangle retards and lasso losers.

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Thank you, thank you, Ken Dylan ks cowboy a theme for chaos cowboy the fucking twitter people on your that a fucking quality of play this shit about abolishing the police who's gonna keep your house to believe in a call me bitch on the police is about as effective as calling your mom when somebody knocks on your door the only thing that keeps a suburb safe are guns and castle lots.

That's it. And what castle lots? Somebody breaks in and they're walking around in your house. You're going to call the police. Police are going to show up. They're going to make the perimeter. Meanwhile, the person inside of the house can be fucking everything you own until they run out the back and escape.

And then the police are going to be there to write a fucking report. Like second amendment, people bitching about the police not being there. The answer is, get a fucking gun. That's the fucking solution. That's the fucking thing. It's maddening. If you're in Canada, it's the same thing.

People, cops keep us safe. Hmm, think guns keep us safe. Hmm, I think guns keep us safe. Thinking that they keep it as safe from the cops too, by the way. Shit, guns. Better bring more than the taser to a gun fight. Yeah, I saw, there was some Air Force Colonel that got armed Air Force Colonel,

that got subdued by a regular guy at one of these riots. Got it taken away from guns. Oh, really? Yeah. It's like, well, there you go. Guys are always saying that, how mighty the US Army is, but got one of them. My sister got a gun safe.

Oh, really? Mm-hmm. She's finally allowed to have guns in the house. Her husband is. After all the riots. Yeah. It's got to have an effect. There's got to be people who were anti-gun before who are now

at least accepting of the idea that they're necessary. Yeah, you as evil as they may be. It's never a bad idea to, like, to learn about them, to learn how to, you know, demystify a lot of stuff. And then yeah, get a gun safe, get a, so it's impossible to get in, except for you and your husband, they're not, they're not these inherently evil things. Oh, you had a feeling in your stomach

that the existence of 9-1-1 didn't fix, huh? Wow. Because it takes more, because it takes more than 10 seconds. You might wanna, that the existence of 9-1-1 didn't fix, huh? Yeah. Because it takes more, because it takes more than 10 seconds. You might wanna, you might think, imagine the idea of having a gun, and it made that feeling go away.

Ah, yeah, about that. It's just, it's just in case, like for those people, they're not probably gonna become, you know, enthusiasts or anything. They're just, it's like, just, it's, it's, it's your, it's your ace in the hole. They're just got, it's like, just, it's, it's, it's your, it's your ace in the hole.

Hopefully there will be, hopefully they will shut their mouths. The next time guns come up and they feel the need to say how they shouldn't have one in the home or tell their opinions on them to other people. Hopefully they'll just shut the fuck up. Next time that happens. That would be nice. Well, people have short memories.

They do have short memories. Very short. Hey, that's Sean. Yo, what's up? Fucking rage for you man. Yeah. Tell me how I ain't been banging the right brawls. I figured out that the yoga fucking brits bitches taking grab their angles. Taking grab their angles. Yeah, I'm told 28 All the other bros just don't be getting it. They're not doing enough Yeah, he's seeing the bathroom. I don't know Yoga doing yoga right now The bitches, okay, Okay. The banging before.

Been noticed shit. And now I do, and now I'm gonna be demanding. Cause the older classes, good that's fresh. That's right man. Stretching. Yep. Yeah man. And those pants. Those pants.

Good God. All right buddy, that's enough of you. Thank you. Well now he knows. Now he knows. Good. You can't, you know, you can't, you can't unsee it. You can't live his life in ignorance. No, no, no, no, no, it's been, yeah, he's the blindfolds off. Hey man, you see how, all right, the, the old guy who got pushed over by the cops. Did you see that fucking trick about how it looked like he was going to use RFD? Did you see that censored to fucking scan their ship?

I don't know. It might be interesting to you. Did you see that? It's debunked. It's debunked. There's no fucking scanner like that that what that's I can. I saw that shit. No, that he was going to shoot some ray into their jamming their shit. No, not a ray, but like using NFC or Bluetooth connect to their equipment. Well, you jam the receiving station. Well, not jamming, but to connect and to get any information from their equipment, to either connect to it, to get a stream from it, or to connect to it in any way.

I don't know. Did you watch the video? Yeah, I watched it. We watched it. No, no, no, no, no. There's a new one from a different angle that they, here, I'll just play it. Let me see if I can find it. I don't know. I'm going to look into that. I mean, you can, in our, you can connect devices,

where NFC exists. Like that's a, that's an Apple technology. Let me just anybody have that video. I saw it. I know it. I know what that guy's talking about. What was his name? Uh, old man. Yeah. The old guy we watched right?

Pushed scanner. Trump's conspiracy. That's probably not it. Does anybody have that video in chat? The video of that old man doing all the scanning, the scanning shit. Old man, protesters, scanning police equipment. Oh, that was his name.

Yeah, that's where I, you know, it's on some dumb site. Yeah, I'll bet it is. But it's weird. It's going to be on, it's on YouTube, I just don't know where the link is. You're having trouble finding one to say it's true. I just want to see the video. I don't care about YouTube. Okay, watch this and tell me this is not weird behavior.

Oh, the whole thing's weird behavior. Well, specifically, because this guy's like, he is an out agitator. Like, he says he avoids, he protests specifically to hate hate cops go to these all the time brags about dodging Arrests all kinds of shit. Here's his slow mo walking up to the cops and getting his shit in their face here He's got his phone in his right hand. He's holding it up. He's got to riot helmet for no reason now. He's taking the camera and holding it up, he's got to riot helmet for no reason. Now he's taking the camera and waving it all over them. Look, putting it right next to them in ways that's not good for video,

putting it over their equipment. It's weird. Now he's moving it over his other equipment on the left side before they shove him. That's weird as fuck. It's weird. Yeah. I think it's shoved over.

It's weird as fuck. Here, I'm gonna mute it. So it doesn't sound like a... Whatever, it's not like I'm being raped. Look at this shit, man. What's he stabbing at it? This is so, he's like, put it like you're scanning a... Yeah, it's weird.

Well, you're filming stuff. You hold the camera out to get as much as possible. You do not jab at somebody's stomach where all their equipment is. Another jab moving it down. He sees the other guy. And he's tries to jab one last time at it. Very weird. Yeah.

Well, he was scanning it to black it out exactly like Trump said. I don't know what he's doing, but it's weird. I've never seen anything like that. You know what, the funny thing is probably both him and Trump think they know what he's doing and they think the same thing, but it has nothing to do with technology that they're doing. Like, he's just an old guy with a phone doing this, thinking that he's jamming it and Trump sees an old man doing it and thinks he's jamming it.

I know what he's doing, but it has absolutely nothing to do. Nothing to do with the re- with how it works. The mechanics. That's funny. That's what I think. That's funny. That might actually be right. So he's like, I'm gonna go jam, they're fucking shit.

And he takes his phone out and does something to it and nothing. Because I know, I had my speakers on my desktop one time, and my phone was there and it went, ee-e-e-e-e-e. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Got to jam these guys. I had my speakers on my desktop one time and my phone was there and it went Got to jam these guys and Trump season is like that motherfucker. I know exactly I know I was listening to my computer speakers. I know what it does. He's jamming it. Got to get it out. That's funny Okay, see here Hey dick, you know it makes me a rage. Maybe you've just got the same notification that I got. But I just opened up my Netflix

and I got this notification from Netflix telling me, you know, how much they think Black Lives Matter. And then they give me a choice here. I can view this collection of documentaries about black people or black people get paid for view on those movies or did they already own that content cuz it's your seems like they're selling it is you know doing something for the black community but they already on the content then what exactly who's benefiting from this

raflex uh... continue on to home i know that you have told her mining my data because what internet based company isn't yeah why are you putting me in this position i know you guys aren't racist you know i've watched

plenty of things from in a lot of things on Netflix from foreign languages and lots of movies with very well written characters played by competent black actors. I know you guys are racist. You don't have to tell me. But why are you putting me in the position where I have to say no. Let me see what you got here. Of these crappy, probably crappy documentaries about black people. I mean, they've got to go into my home page.

The five-bonding is crappy. Some fucking list is being erased because I just wanted to go watch, you know, fucking dexterous. I'm shit. It's ridiculous. Also, how self-absorbed do you have to be to think that, you know, when the police do some bad shit?

I know. And my first thought is, oh, geez, I wonder if these faces, or corporations are also racist. Maybe I should stop giving them my money. It's, it's all so transparent, except for the customer, which is women. Women make 80% of purchasing decisions, and 90% of women say that advertisers do not understand them. Welcome to the internet.

There you go. Why are they doing that? Well, I'll tell you again. 80% of the purchasing decisions, 90% say advertisers don't understand, and that's why. So everybody's got a cater to it. And see what else I got here. Hey, Jack, wow.

Wow. You know what I'm making a rich, man, let me tell you something, when your supervisor is not that good at his job, all right? So you try to help him out gently. You give him a little nudge here and there say, hey, this is what I'm noticing right you know that's that's what it got right and then the blue collar line of work don't get me wrong so when

fucking captain and to me on their forklifts are racking up seven extra total reference it's already wrapped and ready to be loaded and shipped I'm not trying to run anybody I I'm trying to fucking hell. God damn it. You're black on white who gets a shit. All right, go fuck yourself. Wow, Jesus. Getting a lot out of control.

Here reminds me of that guy. Remember the movie City Slickers? Yeah. When that, it's like, bring your like, parent to your dad comes in and talks about his job or whatever. He sells air. Yeah, he sells air but looks like the construction worker. So I say, and this stupid bitch comes out,

I say, hey, you stupid bitch, get out of there. All of a sudden this big goddamn crane falls on her legs and she's like, oh, my legs, my legs. No, shit, your legs, you stupid bitch. You got a 3,000 pound crane on you ass. That's the, that's the guy reminds me reminds me of oh yeah and don't do drugs okay maybe a couple more hey dickershawns hey

so Susan makes me a rage is these restaurants then they're open I went through restaurant with my friend and they had these menu rules and they told me that if it's been down, they're like, oh, you have to scan a QR code and then use the menu on the website. And I love them. It's like, dude, I'm really fucking tired. It's like just give me a piece of paper, you know, or whatever. People, they were like, oh, you know, we're trying to be safe.

It's like how how you being safe you know i'd even know mexican restaurants and probably the t-shirt Friday years before all this time you know they would use a uh... what a classic menu and it's wiped out with a lot of people because no one wants to have like wing wing juice and beer and she all over their menu but they think that they're saving lives yes using by making me pull up a qr code scanner

the scanner website to look at a menu what the hell it's i'm just gonna do that in my book to do reets you know you can be fucking money that's why they're stupid yeah here is the uh... here's where we ended on the shutdown. Now that it's winding down and everybody is getting ready to feel dumb. The Washington Post headline shutdowns prevented 60 million coronavirus infections. Wow, that's a lot of lives we saved. Oh, what a fucking headline.

Shut down, prevented 60 million coronavirus, and then some more words. What a amazing. Thank you. Thanks for getting this out to the people before they started feeling stupid. Shut down's prevented 60 million coronavirus infections. And 300 million in China, Jesus Christ.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The funny part of it is, I think they go out of their way to say that it's not necessary to shut down schools. This is just the beginning of the epidemic. The guy said, we're very far from herd immunity just the beginning. So you thought that was, if you thought that was bad, get ready for more to come.

The economic, the timing is crucial. The study found small delays and implementing shutdowns can lead to dramatically different health outcomes. I'm trying to find the kids part. One striking finding. Yeah. This is what we call the prestige. All right.

Yeah. That's a good movie. Yeah. Really good movie. So the shutdowns were all saved 60 million lives. Even though the headline doesn't say that, that's what it's saying saved 60 million lives however One striking finding you can take I've heard yeah school closures by the way. Yeah, this is just people have just put this together for fun One striking finding school closures did not show a significant effect

Yeah, I've Reading something about that the other day too. Wrecking the economy? That was valid. We saved 60 million lives. Okay, so you can do that whenever? Yeah, well then schools have to stay closed, right? Well, actually, we also found that closing schools does nothing.

Ha-ha-ha! Oh, I see. So all of your businesses get to keep going. The army didn't shut down. Did you shut down? You kept paying all of your guys. It's just us that can't do any more money. Do any more business. Schools, cops, army, they all get to keep going.

You say all the government people get to keep doing, we just can't spend money on each other's shit. They'll thank you. So glad headline. Our schools are going back. Are they gonna put kids back in schools? Oh yeah. They're already open.

Schools are already open. Really kids are at the end of the year. And not in LA. Yeah, but yeah, country wide. I know my niece of school is not gonna do it. I mean, I'd be interested to see how many schools reopen. By the way, this article is brought to you by the number one beneficiary of the lockdown.

Jeff Bezos. He owns the post, doesn't he? Yeah. Watching posts. So the Washington Post is telling you that not only did the shutdown save lives, but it was just the beginning, the same company that is the sole beneficiary for shutting down

every local business in the country. He should be fucking hanged for this. That is outrageous. That's why Washington Post is not one I go to for, you know, to fact check things, to do anything like that because it's like, well, it's, I mean, it's kind of a conflict of interest. You think? Yeah, I mean, is it? Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a conflict of interest. You think? Yeah, I mean, is it, yeah, I think even call it a conflict of interest anymore. It's in just the United States of Amazon.

You could buy the entire country with 20% down. It's amazing. And no one says shit, not one riot, not one autonomous hill zone is happening inside of an Amazon fulfillment center. You guys are making gardens in the middle of a park. I see your Amazon. I'm not fucking Amazon center.

I can't see everything. Amazon trucks around. How many Amazon trucks have you seen? Only. I have only seen Amazon trucks. Crazy. These dark blue trucks, right? Yeah.

Or the Vans. So there you go. There's the shake down. Hot down. Hot down. All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday. See ya.

I gotta go pick up a couch. Oh yeah. Do you need any help on that? Check out Craig's list. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

See, that's how you know you're an adult. Oh, wait. Oh yeah, can you guys help me move? Have some fucking decent scene. Actually, you're in timeout for a month for that. Have some fucking decent scene. Oh, you're in timeout for a month for that. I have some fucking decent scene. Oh, fucking talk to me again. Please.

You're a fucking 40 year old man for fuck's sake. I have to stretch to get out of bed. No doubt. Well, just think it only gets worse. Yeah. See ya. you