The Dick Show - Episode 213 - Dick on Something Awful

Episode Date: June 30, 2020

New Project 2 is globally blacklisted by MasterCard, Lowtax is falsely accused of domestic assault and resigns from Something Awful, voice actors unite to get attention, how Mormon love is better than your love, Nick Rekieta talks Twitch thot lawsuits, the secret of sales, the erasure of history, the NASCAR of nooses, and the show has gone off the rails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

This is what I'm, this is what I'm trying to avoid. I spent, we're watching Caddy's Shack last night. I don't think 80's girl had seen it. How does that, no, I haven't, I've seen that movie probably 50 times, but not in the last few years. How does it date? It's like it was made yesterday. Okay, it is, except, it's still that, that's why,

because except for the college, except there's two things that don't, the college parts, yes. Okay, like he's saving up for college in a cookie jar. Yeah, like $10, he's pulling out and he's like, oh, put that back in your college fund, like motherfucker, that will buy a pencil in college. What are you talking about? That and that stupid little Marcy Darcy look and check

for no reason with the Scottish accent? Right? No, she's okay. She holds up. Well, no, but I mean, what's she even doing there? Like, oh, maybe I'm pregnant. Maybe I'm, oh, I'm not. Okay. Great. Whatever. Who cares? Shope. Show me Bill Murray jacking off at the ball washer. Yeah. And the part where Chevy Chase is trying to fuck that girl. Yeah. Cause you don't really know how old she is. And she fucks Danny, who you know is 17. Yeah. So where how old is she exactly? Cause she's like a, she's like a socialite brat from Manhattan kind of, right? Yeah. But I, I always got the impression that she was like 20-ish. Let's hope.

That was the impression I always got. I was still a little odd. Yeah. It is funny, the whole priest thing, like all of Murray's ad-libs about looping for the Dolly Lama. Yeah, that was an ad-lib. That, I don't know how much of that was I do know the whole Cinderella boy thing was ad lib

I believe that he writes about that's like his whole thing in life is Cinderella story and talking in the Cinderella boy see I thought that Mad Cux was doing Bill Murray when I first heard him he probably is because that's probably got a little bit of Bill Murray in there It's exactly What he sounds like. And did you know that Bill Murray and Chevy Chase had a fist fight in the backstage of Saturday Live before that movie? Oh, yeah. They hated each other. That's why they only have one scene where Bill Murray told Chevy Chase to go fuck his wife because she needs it. Oh, yeah. Well, uh, Chevy Chase is the one, I know many people just, you know, being an entertainment who have worked with Chevy Chase, been around Chevy Chase. Yeah. He is the only person in Hollywood who you will not hear a good word about. He is an asshole, a peer par excellence. He has the same head as my dad.

When they both got old, they both get that giant oval shaped head. Because he used to not, his head wasn't quite as oval before, but yeah, that's, he is a legendary asshole. Like, both Chevy Chase and my dad is like, you put a bean bag on a man and put a face on that bean bag. Yeah. That's their head. What I was trying to avoid with this show is how I spent the entirety of Caddy Shack last night

writing the fucking volume knob on the stereo to balance it between, yeah, no, those big crushing, I don't even know what was the soundtrack for that movie. It was not how I did the Danger Zone. It was Caddy Kenny Loggins. Kenny Loggins to ride between Kenny Loggins in these whispering lines of dialogue.

Come on, man. I had the TV up at 100. I'm spending the entire movie just adjusting speakers. It was, they were, none of that stuff was ever mixed right for this format. Yeah, they're, yeah, it's, well, I remember watching the usual suspects on DVD. Mm-hmm.

And it was like the dialogue was about half of what it should have been. It's aggravating. You need a center channel. Man, that'll watch shit. It's aggravating. Oh, that's my fucking phone. Well, now you output so many different,

you output so many different stems and stuff for, you know, for the different formats and the down mixing is better. Okay. Let's do a show today. Okay. That's what we're doing. Oh man.

Here we have a show. Oh no. Maybe this will be the end of shows. Oh yeah. Everyone is always so much more invested in these things I am. Well, that makes sense. Eee-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Come to you from a coming you from a mountain bunker deep in the whole city of failure. I'm your host, Doug Mastik. Okay, the $20 million man voted America's worst Mexican. 63 weeks running joining me as always is world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer.

What's up, buddy? Good morning. Oh, man, a good morning to you, sir. A week of highs and lows in domestic assaults. Wow. And shilling, shilling, shilling all the while. I've got a new shirt up at the store. I don't know if you've seen this one, Sean. Criminalize, sobriety at shop.dickshow.

Oh, that's funny. Shop.dick.show. Look at this. Look at this guy. Look at this beer bottle. He's all fucked up. How'd off the presses? Did you come up with that last week?

I came up with it. I came up with it. I came up with it. I came up with that. Fuck your lifestyle. My lifestyle's criminalized. You. My lifestyle's criminalized. You're fucking lifestyle's criminalized. There's more of us than there is of you.

You go to church today, man. I hope it's to molest young boys. If not, if you're going there to live a sober, a sober and a st- A st- A sober life of acedism, I'm afraid you're gonna just go straight to jail. Give it to you.

Give it to you. What do you think bit of, give me a little bit of, what do you think about that, Sean? No, that's, it all depends, it all depends who's in power. We're gonna be in power. If you're in power, then you know what? I mean, I have no choice. I don't really feel like I'm going to jail, so I guess I'm off the wagon.

You can't do better drink or you better learn how to look like you're drinking. Right, and I've never been much of an actor so it's method method is my method yeah I just I drink it again wow do some heroin while you're at it uh it's criminalized sobriety up there shop shop dot dick dot show limited time very limited time uh we've got the crossover episode because we don't know how long the show is gonna go

yeah it might be over this might be be the one. They got me. Yeah. They got me. This is what I'm hearing. Oh, you heard about it. So it must be big. Well, I mean, they got me. Just from what you said, you've hinted at things.

Oh, my God. They're a little pretty show stuff. So, I'm so pissed. I'm so pissed off. I'm so gutted and pissed off. You're gonna get into it now? I may be, I will. I don't know. You're gonna get into it now? Maybe I will. I got some stuff that makes me rich.

All right. The crossover episode with Carl. I wish his name was Carl Winslow. So we could always call it. With Carl from Who Are These Podcasts, where we do a crossover bonus episode, where we review a podcast, we did La La Luscious, the drag queen from the snack of the twin cities.

The snack of the twin cities, yeah, that's. With more self-help than you would, it will help you into being sick again. The amount of self-help, this snack size. I guess so far it's a loop. Yeah, it gets me back in. I have to where you started. I need that fix.

I need, I need to, I need you to twist, I need you to tell me a conundrum about life. Please, I need a fix. I'm gonna start shooting, I don't get it. I need that hit of dopamine. I'm at my worst. Can you help me at my best? Give me platitudes or give me death.

Yeah, give me platitudes or give me, you can get that at patreon.com slash the Dukeshow. Those are a lot of fun. They are a lot of fun. We do Max's book of course We do a couple chapters and Max book. Yeah, where it's my it's it's it's my favorite really fun. It's It's really fun because you're you're just getting a peek into the mind It's like he's you know read in read in his own words is just something different. You want, yeah, because there's no way to really put your own spin on it.

You just, in my wildest dreams, I would want Maddox to write material and then read it for me to dissect and make fun of and he's done it. He's written 50 chapters and fuck whales that we go through three chapters at a time about and pick through every joke. Was this funny?

Yeah. What is wrong with this joke? Right. What happened? What is he really trying to say? Where did he mess this up? Yeah. Where did every?

I was sort of worried that we were like getting low in material with that. And then you point, you looked at it and you pointed out that we have, like there wasn't much left. More than twice as much as what we've done so far. Yeah. Yeah. We're a third of the way through, and it's been four months.

Yeah. I love it. Check it out. Patreon.com slash the Dixho. Speaking of when you can only be at patreon.com slash the Dixho because new project too has been taken out behind the wood shed by MasterCard, MasterCard, Old Yeller, and had a slug put through the back of its neck.

Dad after 18 months, I have the Howard Stern music in my head that goes, duh, duh. You remember that when they play with something sad always happen? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Duh, duh, duh. All of a sudden I'm thinking that, you know, remember the incredible Hulk, but it's close. It's similar.

It's 18 months of processing over $110,000 paid out in total and MasterCard said it's no more? It's the... I don't know quite how to express. I don't know quite how to sum it up, what happened with new project too. So I'll go and say what, like what their reasons, get into all that.

Well, do you, do you want, is it interesting to people? I mean, this is because people, I'm interested. like what their reasons get into all that. Well, do you, do you want, is it interesting to people? I mean, this is because people, I'm interested. Because as I always say, so sales works by letting you fill in the gaps on your own. Okay. You've got a beer can on TV and a bunch of hot bitches. How does that happen?

Well, you fill it in, Sarah. Well, you know, is a beer woman, your mind will fill in the gaps. Yeah, they don't even show you drinking the beer because I can't do that. Right? It's like it's implied you drink the beer and then you're the logic inclusion. Yeah, leads you to, and that's why people

tolerate the system that we're in because they fill in the gaps themselves. Like, oh, I bet I know how this goes. Massive credit card companies are always sending me offers. They must want me. I'm in control. I can pick. Oh, oh, I bet I know how this goes. Massive credit card companies are always sending me offers. They must want me. I'm in control. I can pick. Oh, who's got the best offer for me?

1% back? I'm afraid that's not enough. I need 2% back. I'll take it. You have pleased me. Now I shall call your 800 number and scream at an Indian. They work for us. They work for us, but they don't.

No, they do not. No. You, all of us, he, she, Zer, Zim, everybody celebrating homosexual month, everybody not celebrating homosexual month, everybody aggressively not celebrating it. Everybody using pronouns, ignoring pronouns, not using pronouns, black lives, white lives, blue lives, all of them, yellow lives, Simpson lives, everybody is a machine that turns oil into debt to these people. That's who's in control. That's why this is interesting.

And it is because people, and I am the only person who has gone through it from soup to nuts, from mouth to asshole, and been shit out the other end. I am the only person who can tell you how it works from A to Z, from ants to AIDS. And I will do so whenever you want, because this one, the control over our commerce, the control over our economy, the control over the freedom of our commerce, the control over our economy, the control over the freedom of our commerce, is slowly destroying the fabric of America. On both sides, not the conservative side,

not the right, not the left, but everybody. It's bigger than that. We are all living under this machine of debt that enslaves us from before we're born till long after we're dead. Well, MasterCard, do you think about like our dollars are fucking tax credits? Yeah, I mean, it's like, literally, they're tax notes. Literally, they're a debt. And every step in this process, and I appreciate the suggestions, I appreciate the suggestions, even though I may sometimes have a sarcastic word about the suggestions of what I should do.

It is only because of my frustration at the system itself and that your suggestions are correct because you think the system makes sense and it doesn't. It doesn't. Yeah. It works in reverse. Yeah. Mastercard put me on the match list. Well, I was put on the match list.

Okay, start telling me what match list is. The match list is a global black list. Okay. For credit card processing. If you're on it, you cannot process credit cards. I mean, actually, let me bring it up. Let me read you some of the things that are on the match list. Yes, yes, I want to know what's on the match list.

Why someone gets put on the match list. Yes, yes, I want to know what's on the match list. Why someone gets put on the match list? I found out on Monday. Because if it's because they're afraid of public outcry, everybody is overestimating that basically. Now keep in mind, I can go, I can get 10 Gs at the bank. I can buy thousands, hundreds of thousands in cryptocurrency and send it to Iran.

I can walk down the street and buy a slave, buy a trafficked human with a briefcase of cash. Okay, there is no limit to what evil can be done with money. It's preposterous. It's doubly so. And the Patriot Act puts this onus of this on the banks and the financial institutions that empower these tribes.

That empower these, whoops, these merchant accounts. Here is the list. Laundering. Oh, wow. That's pretty serious. Excessive chargebacks. Yeah, that's excessive fraud. Fraud conviction.

Okay. Bankruptcy, excessive fraud. Fraud conviction. Okay. Bankruptcy, liquidation, insolvency. And here's the, now, now, keep in mind. This is the magic one. If you're on the list, offshore bank accounts will process you. If you're on the list, if you're on this list, guilty of those things, they will still process for you. So you know what, you're a bad guy,

we're a bad guy, we're just gonna take a cut of you. we're gonna take to the tune of 10, 15% of your money. I see. Except they will process you. It's the bad guy penalty. It's bad guy penalty. Yeah, bad guy, you do a little bit of fraud. That's okay, you do what you do to get by. It's okay, it's a rough time, it's a doggy dog world.

Some people gotta go to loan sharks. Except for one, except for one code on that list. Yeah. Guess which one it is. Violation of standards. I think that's the best way to get a job. I think that's the best way to get a job. I think that's the best way to get a job.

I think that's the best way to get a job. I think that's the best way to get a job. I think that's the best way to get a job. I think that's the best way to get a job. I think that's the best way to get a job. except for one, except for one code on that list. Yeah. Guess which one it is. Violation of standards. Yeah, that's me. Wow. Global, he's done.

Out, done, no more. Start a new LLC, why? What is the, whoever put me on? What's the, we have, I have to name a standard. I am hunted. Oh, you wanna hear, you wanna hear the the it's just full of it's full of irony Yeah, every single level every single single banker saying I've never seen this. I've never seen this happen This has never happened to me before my dick just my banking dick just doesn't work. Wow never happen to be talk to my guy

Talk to my talk to my guy. He'll get you in okay. What's up, man? I got man. I got you And so I'm gonna to get you so good. Look, I'm going to refer you to these people, and you're going to refer me to a larger bank, and they're going to ask other bankers. Yeah, but they're all good. You know, they're good. It happens. It works for me all the time.

Hey, they said, no, sorry. What was all the sales about, then, man? You get any specifics? Last girl I talked to on the phone says, I mean, I said, well, what's standard? She goes, I mean, good luck. The book is so big. Yeah. Look at that. Oh, the joke. Hey, lady. I mean, I know that that's funny for you, but it's I'm the one on the list. So maybe give it a shot. What's your best guess? What could But Sean, it is a world where everyone is doing something illegal or we have traded our law for terms of service.

Everyone is doing something illegal at all times because with the birth of the internet, the federal government, the federal reserve did not create a currency that could be traded online. So MasterCard picked up the slack. So we live in their world. They control, they control your ability to engage in commerce online. And if they say no, and they are compelled

to proactively censor, because if they don't, the system of certifications that you have to lay out 10, 100, a million, $3 million, $5 million to run your business under will be destroyed with a click of a button by some 35 year old risk manager who works in a black box in a corporate call center that is designed so that you can never access them. This is the state. This is the state of commerce and on earth, specifically in America.

So it applies to me in the death of New Project II. That's their standards and practices department, so to speak. And they just go, anytime they smell anything that could potentially be a lawsuit or a, or violation of the Patriot Act, of the Patriot Act prohibits you from money laundering, any of these crimes, they can't stop you with normal money, any of those crimes, it's on them to stop, and they say,

well, we're not cops, what are you talking about? We're not a stop any of that shit, we got to hire, we're trying to compete in business. We're gonna have time to enforce the law that you're fuckin' job. Yeah. Deplaiform one by one. Discover card knocked me off a chase,

Bank of America at the same time. The first Republican China will not handle my processing because of COVID, they say they're not doing travel, subscription, or furniture, sales. God knows why. They're on the future. Well, not handle my processing because of COVID, they say they're not doing travel, subscription or furniture, sales, God knows why. They're in the future. You know who the fuck knows? We'll try and even be there, huh?

Yeah, will it even exist? That's what happened. I believe this time, there is this lunatic that follows null around. Yeah. And wherever null goes, they email, maybe I should read his thing. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I don't know. I believe people are interested in this stuff because it's a peak into, most people know so little about just how finance works and just how our economy works and how the monetary system works. And like, I don't know. Like, I don't know, but I've studied some.

But we know it's reporting works. And it's always fucking terrifying. Yeah. Like, wait, wait, that can't be, that can't be right. Like, why would you? Like, why would you? $1 billion a year, the credit cards make in processing, fees and all of this shit's 3% off the top.

Every single transaction, they're falling in 3% Google. I think only Google only makes like 50, what's Google's revenue? But they're the idea that anybody's forcing master card to do anything. So I just do a lawyer's look. I don't understand that. I talk to a lawyer who specializes in match list

and he goes, oh yeah, okay, he goes, well, I gotta tell you, it's gonna be 10 grand to start. I mean, just to talk to me any further than what we're doing now is 10 grand and no guarantees, no guarantees. And to be honest with you, I'll tell you straight up, you're so small time that I don't think anyone's even going to notice. They're just going to. You said this about SEO, I think one time where you said the good news is it's expensive expensive the bad news is it doesn't always work Yeah, yeah He's so I got so I got off the phone with one bank. He said well

We can't do it because you know money laundering money laundering. You think I'm money laundering? $10,000 yeah, what are you insane? Yeah, I could carry that sure I Could I would send somebody in Monerova, what are you talking about money laundering $100? The fuck is wrong with you? Who's money laundering $100? Why am I, why am I subject to your reason? Why am I carrying, why are you the albatross?

Why is your mind, your rational mind, that we have to have labels on cigarettes, we have to put labels on toys that say don't swallow, don't swallow this, because you could, this is a choking hazard. Why is someone who a choking hazard is already danger to shackling me in this? Yeah.

Why am I dancing to you at your speed? Why am I dancing to your tune? This is preposterous, I'm not blundering money. I'm not blundering a $10,000 here and there. You idiot. I was like talking about, oh yeah, this guy, Matthew. I guess his name is Sam. Samuel Collins would Smith.

He threatens my Patreon. He says, if I don't disavow Josh, no. Is he on Kiwi Farms or something? I don't know. I don't know this guy. Samuel Collingwood Smith, Matthew Hopkins, I don't know. He's got three names. I got to involve the FBI.

I might take him seriously. Yeah, right. He's got three names. Yeah. This is how he closes. He writes about how he hates Josh. This is Tannul. This is a post he made, and he post-coresponded with MasterCard. Yeah.

So I assume this is what did it. But keep in mind, me and a lot of people on New Project 2 are just hunted all the time. Yeah. I mean, my lives, we always say, like, I'm paranoid, but then it turns out, Maddox did call the live show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? You're right, multiple times, and it turns out Maddox did call the live show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right.

Multiple times. And it turns out that he wasn't paranoid. Doesn't mean they're not out to get you. It turns out he was emailing Patreon non-stop for three months trying to get my account pulled and that he was the disguised voice. Like, because he's so hard to explain to people, I'm not crazy. Right. Because most people have never dealt with anyone mentally like that who will go that

having their girlfriend call your girlfriend school to get like this is the level of it's good. It's good that most people probably question that because it's like good. That means there are a little more well adjusted than somebody like that. Yes. are a little more well adjusted than somebody like that. Yes, but that's why I've said this before. It's basically impossible to explain it where I go, wait, $300 million. How could, because the initial thought is, well, he must have done something. We need strip clubs to be open again.

Yeah, I can't survive. If hospitals are open, strip clubs have got to be open again. Yeah, I can't survive. If hospitals are open, strip clubs have got to be open. Just put them in a hijab. I don't care. We're in a script. Stripping nurses. Put the nurses in there, like dancing. Sticking.

Put them, take them to Dames and Games downtown. Let them do. I know they're not getting paid. Say it's a COVID bailout. We got to keep the strip clubs going. Give the money straight to me. I will distribute it. I'm not gonna be picky.

Yeah, morale booster. I'm not gonna be a morale booster influx of web shit, you'll just have like fucking dollar bills will just be coming out. Yes, your hands will shooting out and not- With a stop. Yeah, like a blur. We need it. I need it.

We need, if strip clubs don't open by the time the summer's over, yeah, I'm gonna kill myself. Okay. I'm gonna say, all right. Are you buying the shirt at least? Yes, I will buy my own shirt. Yeah, the final insult, I had to buy my own fucking shirt.

Have you seen that shirt? At the store. At the master card. What, hang in there? It's got the hang in there, kidding on it, the great. It's called the, I'm done, dude, sure. It's great. I mean, that's great.

No, he's bought it yet. Yeah, if that's too size, then we bought it. Well, what the hell, man? I thought we were in on this joke together. Come on. Sometimes you probably lose the presence of mind when you're like, but you owe me. Yeah. That's true. So you should really feel guilty on the way out if you don't do it.

Just go to the computer, type in, I'm done, dude. Shop.dick.show. Search, done, dude. Dude, I want someone to buy it and not kill themselves. Well, that's the well like leave a note and everything and then like call in and like a year you know like that's well that's what my you know secret hope is this is this guy Matthew Hopkins has he it's an insane rant about I mean he doesn't know what he's talking about he's talking about certifications and blah blah blah new project who is secure as fuck. I didn't store any financial data,

it was all through authorize.net. Terms service were acceptable. I went through a Terms and Service generator, paid for it. Talking about new project two. Yeah, and it's because of you. And it's because of you. And it's because of you.

And it's because Josh is on his radar. I guess, I guess he hates him. I mean, the funny thing is, is Ralph and I have both been arguing with Josh. Yeah. I like Josh. arguing with Josh. Yeah. I like Josh. I like him. Yeah. I think he's making, I made some mistakes with Kiwi Farms and let the, you know, and the

guy across the little cows and internet famous kind of, they're not the same and these people are not, you know, that's not your core customer. But who am I to say? How about a run of business? Yeah. I don't even have a fucking business anymore. Here's how he closes it. Right now Dick has his 20,000 a month Patreon.

If he likes it, he should reflect carefully and urgently on these matters starting now. If Twitter's moderately powerful, expensive London lawyers know better than to test me, perhaps Dick needs to consider how he feels about me. I recommend fear. I think that's extortion. I said, not?

How is that not a crime? How is George Floyd killed for trying to pass off a counterfeit 20? That's a 20? That's a threat. How do you, yeah. Pretty wild. Yeah.

So I'm on the list. So what about Visa? Well, Visa doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah, one of them says you're out, you're out. Yeah, it I'm on the list. What about Visa? Well, Visa doesn't matter. Yeah, one of them says you're out, you're out. Yeah, that's it. Right. LLC, LLC, Shell Games and all the shit, that's no way to run a business.

Yeah, can't run a fucking business like that. I can't tell people to trust me with their creativity when I'm doing shady shit behind this. This is not the way you do it. Yeah. So I'm gonna go on an overnight drunk it in 10 days. I'm gonna find the shark that ate my friend and I'm gonna destroy it.

Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm fucking, I don't have, I fucking hate the banks. I fucking hate the banks. I hate them. More than anything, any more than anything I've ever hated in my life, I'll figure out a way out of this. I don't care what, I don't care.

It's not, we can't use credit cards anymore. And in four years, the federal reserve conveniently in four years, when guess who is no longer gonna be president, they're releasing their fed now system that they've been cooking up for 10 years, which is 10 years too late. Because all of Europe runs on a, on a, on a, instantaneous settlement system through banking cards. You know, here's credit cards. Oh yeah, yeah,aneous settlement system with through banking cards.

Now, he's credit cards. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They use instant bank cards. Yeah, sure. The US doesn't have that because they were, because they were number one, because they were asleep at the wheel and because they've been making $150 billion a year.

The same banks that are in charge of the governing board of the federal reserve that is responsible for creating a digital currency has been making $ hundred and fifty billion a year off of debts and fees every year since they should have started this to doing this in the first place. I don't know, should be out in 40 years, but we'll see. But right now that's the state of the, that's the state of the, of the union. That's the state of new project too. I appreciate everybody who, Dave Rubin messaged me last week.

Dave Rubin. So you remember when Sargon got killed, when Sargon got banned from Patreon, he threw a big fit about it. Okay. Like, oh, this is censorship, political censorship. And I thought at the time like something right here, Yeah. Some's not right because they banned you and didn't even make a statement about it. They don't give a shit.

Yeah. When you make political statements, you're all over, look at this. We're getting rid of this, hey, right? Yeah, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, and they boop, they boop, they boop, they boop, they, but they didn't care. It was just some woman that banned them.

Somebody secretly recorded a conversation with Patreon where they said, well, you know, maybe if you had an apology, maybe, but they didn't give a shit. Yeah. That's not seem weird to anybody else. Seems weird to me. Seems like a lot of grandstanding on one side and a lot of like, I don't even know you exist

on the other side. That's odd, yeah. That's when I started this. And at the same time, Ruben and Peterson said, we're gonna do a all speech free thing. They said they were gonna do what I did. Yeah. And then somehow never happened.

Somehow Peterson got addicted to Benzo. Yeah, his daughter turned into a ho online. Yeah, has he surfaced anywhere? Mm-hmm. So Ruben messages me this week saying, Hey, I'd love you to check out this thing. We finally put it together speech free plays. Local locals dot something I go there.

And it's just like a blog, but there's no monetization you bring yourself. You have to put your own account in. Oh, so this is not, this is fucking, the whole point was the monetization you idiot. Yeah. This is nothing what you've built. It's nothing.

You did nothing. All that big talk. All that big fucking talk. I hope you feel stupid now. I hope everybody knows now. Who's ready to talk and who's ready to actually get shit done and make good moves.

Right here. Still surviving, Sean. Yep, after all these years. I'm sorry to everybody who lost money in it, which did month of no processing. That's a lot of money. I brought another stuff to talk about, too. You got any more questions? No, I'll probably come up with some.

You probably come up with some. Maybe. Let me see here. What makes me rage is found production art in video games. Okay, I'm not following yet. Okay, I imagine if you will, I'm gonna explain it to you in a way that found production art in video games.

You're not even like Easter eggs, right? I mean, it's not an Easter egg because it's not enjoyable at all. Oh, it is. Imagine if you will, you're playing the Super Mario brothers in 1980. What were you playing it in 1985? I mean, I think they're out around there. Right. You do played it, right? Oh, of course. Oh, totally. Okay. You're jumping along. You see a question box, right? You're a little Mario. Oh man, I'm on World 7. This is the furthest I've ever got in my young hot young life. I need, I've got only no guys left.

I gotta get this, I hope there's a mushroom in this treasure box. And you hit the treasure box and out comes a little, a little, a little piece of poop emoji. You're like, what the hell? And you grab that and it pops up and says, oh, a little, a little piece of poop emoji. You're like, what the hell, and you grab that, and it pops up and says, oh, this is, this is an early level design. Here's a picture of an early level design. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Why is, have a picture of an early level design from Mir Hordeaux, Katamati, who gives a shit? They are littered. Modern games are littered with this shit. Early production, oh hey, check this out. Actually you've unlocked secret production art of the level of, this is a production,

this is an early production card of Gambit. Who's sitting in a chair? Who would give a fuck about that? Nobody. This is designers, these fucking designers, and art designers who should all be replaced by Koreans showing you their baby pictures. Yeah.

That you cannot skip. You see a nice fat glowing treasure box. You think, oh man, this is already a grindy game. This Marvel Alliance game or any other game that's already a grindy game. I can feel the grinds sinking in grind is when you have to do tasks repetitively that you don't want to do to build your stats up so you can yeah because you're not good enough at the game. The more you have to

you have to do because everything is grinding is already a grindy game. Thank God I can get through it. I just need this little bonus orb and I can get through it and you hit it open and it's a fucking production still. Yeah. It's a bad. Oh look, it's John Carmack's baby photo. Man, fuck you. Yeah, I don't know why anyone would give a double the price.

Take this shit out. That's for the people who worked on the game and that's it. Put it in. Put it in the credits. Put it online. It's like, go ahead. It's like, you know, in this happens that a lot of Western sets, you know,

all the prop makers and people, you know, people who build those things. Yeah. Like oftentimes those stores get named after people on the, they're like, oh, we'll call it, you know what I mean? Like it's just like, I'd be funny to call it like Martins, you know, whatever, something like that.

So it's, you know, it's just little ways for them to point out. It's like, oh, that's cool call it like Martins, you know, whatever, something like that. So it's, you know, they do that. It's just little ways for them to point out. It's like, oh, that's cool. And like nobody knows, but it doesn't hurt anything. And it doesn't drive anybody crazy. Yeah. Like naming a library after a local politician. Yeah.

Black Lives Matter Boulevard, like, yeah, okay. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. You guys want BLM Boulevard? BLM Boulevard. And the left. Whatever you guys want. BLM. BLM. BLM.

MLK. I mean, what is a fight over that? And you know where I love looking at high resolution artwork on a television. Yeah. That's my favorite way to enjoy high resolution digital artwork. I say, I'm going to kick back today and relax and go through the extras screen on my Smash Brothers game and look at some of the stunning production art.

Instead of just like production art.com, who gives a Smash Nintendo.com slash who gives a shit dot smash brothers dot com put it there. And all of the assholes the the you and then all the developers can send their family the link and they can all look at it together printed out put it on the fridge so that you guys can enjoy it take it out of the game for God's sake take it out of the treasure box. Yeah, because you think you're getting something useful

out of it. It's supposed to be. Yeah, what you think you're getting something useful out of it. You're supposed to be. Yeah. What a cock tease. That's something that made me really. Yeah, I can, yeah. Yeah, because you're like, oh, that's so fucking lame. It's a sick trick. You know, in strip clubs, we open,

the chicks are gonna be falling off the ceiling because they won't, I hadn't remember how to do it. Oh, you know what, that's up. They're gonna fly around, shoot off the thing. You're probably right. You definitely definitely want to be there opening week. I'm giving out my squat rack too. That's also, I don't know if that makes me a rage so much. It makes me a depressed. Just giving, I can't do it. I'm never gonna do it again. Well, I just guess it. Fuckin' shoulders are fucked up. Everything's fucked up. Yeah.

I'm gonna replace it with a nice hobby bench. A hobby bench. It's an old man. One of those old man trays that you pull out, you know? Yeah. I'm gonna have a little, like, an old pencil sharpener. Oh, the old, yeah. What's the crank?

The hand crank pencil sharpener. Yeah. I'm gonna have an old fishing rod over. I'm gonna take an old man's smell and put it in there. Get a big mouth, Billy Bass. Two, that's two, yeah. Yeah, that's two, yeah. That's two, yeah.

I'll have a box, a big mouth, Billy Bass box, that I'll put in there. I'll have a tray of old, those rotary photographs. You know, that you put in the carousel. Yeah. A squat rack's gotta go. It's gonna be, I might cry. Yeah. I mean in the carousel. Yeah. Quattracks gotta go. It's gonna be, I might cry. Yeah.

I mean, the squat rack goes. Oh, I gotta get rid of it though. Just the seeing it there. Too many memories. Too many memories. Yeah. The squat rack. You know, you don't want to be.

All those dips that we did together. Ta-da. All those dips. Yeah. All the deadlifting that we did together. Oh. Number again, squat rack. I'm a band man. I'm a rubber band man.

Gotcha. I'm a rubber band man, me and Tom Brady. We do a resistance bands. Gotcha. Me and Tom Brady probably do Zell too. Probably, we do a resistance band's training. That we do, squat, squat racks. Mm.

No, that's for children. For the kids. That's for the kids. Kids. That's for hanging clothes. Yeah. Yeah. That's what's happening in my world, Sean. Well, you might be buying that shirt. Let me see what I, well, yeah. The presidential campaigns are really, I signed up for their lists. What? Presidential campaign lists. I signed up for both of them just to see what they send, Trump and Biden.

Yeah, sure. Man, they just shake you down for money all day. Oh, yeah, sure. You say, oh, yeah, share, but no, that's, I mean, I don't, I haven't subscribed to any of that, and all I get are ads on YouTube. It's the most predatory begging I have ever seen. Yeah.

Like you've limited time to get on Trump or Biden's V.I. They're exactly the same. They just cut and paste. Limited time to get on this list, you know. We hit you up, we didn't hear back. Four words, every dirty trick in the book to shake you down. And not one of them is like, not one of them is asking for number one,

donations to anything worthwhile. It's just a donation, it's a constant donation shake down for big media companies. I hear, don't, would you like to donate 10, 20, or $100 to CBS today? Because that's where this money is, like all of this money is going straight to a giant media conglomerate. Not a single dollar goes into anything anyone who deserves money.

No kids are being helped, no homeless people. They're, I mean, $2.5 billion, they're pulling in in donations and it's not going anywhere but into the pockets of CNN, CBS, and be like the big media companies. YouTube is horrifying all day, every day. And we're gonna vote for one of these motherfuckers, either one, this is how they're spending their fucking time. Hey, can I get some money? It's not for me, it's for CBS. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. All, come on, come on, come on, come on. You got money. All this, all this shows me, you know, new project too,

this kind of stuff. Oops. What? Well, I crunched ice. Oh, who cares? I don't wanna get shot with this square bottle. I forgot about it. It's gonna, it's gonna come out.

It's gonna come out probably for various reasons. But all this, you know, I almost hate to say this, but I mean, it shows you that we, the people, have lost the war. Now we just have battles. Yeah, battles. Yeah, but they're meaning us. The war's been decided. Yeah, I love who did that guy's not all the voice actors. Then this week in stupid, did you see the Cleveland guy? The voice actor decided he's not going to voice Cleveland anymore because it should be a black guy. Cleveland that show's not a family guy.

Oh, if he comes back. No, he's back. After the Cleveland show's over, the character went back to Tom. Oh, if he comes back. No, he's back. After the Cleveland show's over, the character went back to Tom. Oh, I had heard that a long time ago. Oh, really? He said something like that. Yeah.

Maybe it's just making the rounds again, but. Maybe. I just think it's so, every time one of these things comes out, I think it's so funny, because black people said, you know, we'd love a little bit of police reform. Maybe no knock, maybe no knock,

maybe no knock serving no knock warrants is not a good idea. Maybe police unions have a little too much power and incentive to keep bad cops on. Well, maybe the war on drugs is a little bit... I've heard, I've heard some, a lot of people. Yeah. No, I've heard some, some high ups that, you know, in various police forces like bend over backwards to the excuse fucking some of these cops. The union. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like to teachers union. The teachers union is to empower the good ones. No, it's to protect the bad one. Yeah. In California, the nurses are the, yeah, the nurses unions very powerful. The teachers union is very powerful. Yeah. And like the service workers. Yeah. The whole thing cracks me up because it goes, here I'm black people right, like,

hey, can we just get a little bit of police reform to you? Like, well, actually, the police shoot white people more. Hey, let's get some little bit of police reform for them too. How about that? I didn't know that. Didn't want to speak up half of white people. All I know is what I'm, I know is what I'm about.

Right. I'm just saying a lot of black people getting, what's happening to them? Reform for them too. Sounds like a white people. All I know is what I'm about. I'm just saying a lot of black people getting what's happening to them, reform for them too. Sounds like a win win. Everybody wants to take things away. We have to commit so many crimes. Hey, I don't like those. I don't like the guys committing all the crimes. I'm just like a guy trying not to do, do you get get shot by anyone? Yeah. I just think maybe no knock warrants, maybe, maybe, you're ceasing property forever with what, what is civil for, maybe civil effort, asset for a venture, maybe, maybe cash money bail or whatever it is that 75% of people remain in prison because they can't afford to bail.

Maybe that's kind of, I don't know, let's take a look, take a look at this stuff. All I know is, seems like people are suffering, maybe not necessarily getting shot. You got me on that one, shooting, justified, body cams, increased shooting. Yeah, you got that, maybe just a little bit, maybe just a little bit of police form. Get a brother get some police form? Yeah, surely, surely you would agree

that every once in a while would be nice to reform the police. Yeah, yes. Could I get a buy in from that? Tell you what, tell you what we're gonna do. It's like pond stars. You know what, best I could do is, we're gonna let a black guy voice Cleveland Brown on Family Guy. All right, how's that?

Well, nah, not really. Just wanted a little bit of police reform. Tell you what, the Dixie chicks are just gonna go by the chicks now. Lady Antibellum is gonna go by Lady A word. Now, we're not talking about gone with the wind. Gone, what do you think? How about that?

How about that? No, it's just with the ordinary black person who's like me in every possible way. How does that suit you? Yeah. Well, it's not the same thing. Everything. You know what, I hear what you're saying.

I hear what you're saying. We're gonna create a lawless autonomous zone in the middle of one of the biggest cities in America. How about that? How does that, how about that? That's all I ever wanted. All I ever wanted is a lawless zone of rape and violence. Thank you.

Thanks very much for that. Thanks for what about the police? Just what I had in mind. Yeah, who? Chaz is over. Yeah. Lasted lessaz is over. Yeah. Lasted, last time, then Burning Man? More rapes than Burning Man.

Really? Yeah. Burning Man only has like five rapes over here. How about that? I wonder how many are unconscious. Oh, what? What? Are you mean men who are unconscious being raped at Burning Man?

That's what, of course, what did you think? I mean, find out, find it, come with me. I will never fucking set foot in Burnham. That just sounds like my idea of fucking hell. Let's see, here we go. So it's a go worse time ever. Face masks for white people only. What?

Let me go through all these racially charged. They're so funny to me. I'll go through all these racially charged laws and goings-ons. I think because I don't really have a race. So it's funnier to me because I can't engage in it in any way. Do you know what I mean? Does that make sense?

Well, because you're like, I don't feel white. I don't feel Mexican. You just feel like, well, it's like a mush. Yeah, okay. I mean, yeah, sure. People like, people make jokes about Mexicans, I don't feel anything. People make jokes about white., I don't feel anything. I could see how you would.

Well, that's the thing. My dad feels differently with the Mexican jokes. You think so? Probably. Because it's like, they're talking about his mom, like the cleaning line of accent is his mother. Exactly. Yeah, but that's like, it doesn't affect me.

That's true. A racist professor gets a promotion. Let me see here. This should, this is probably gonna help. Professor who declared white lives don't matter has been given a promotion to help. Thanks to everyone who wrote to Twitter, the ludicrous band has been lifted. She said white lives don't matter. That's what she said. And I'm delighted to share with you that last night Cambridge promoted me to a full professorship. The hate males and threats are coming nonstop.

But why would you like? Cambridge cops are following up. Why would you say why? Where's our original? Can we see her original? Like, oh, she said it like there it is. I'll say it again. White lives don't matter as white as white lives as white lives. As what? Well, this seems pretty unambiguous, doesn't it? White lives don't matter. But what the fuck is like, I want to hear it explained. Like what that-

What do you want to hear explained about that? Because that second sentence, I want to know what that means. It has to mean something. I don't think it's white lives. I don't think it changes anything. Yeah, sure. Well, it must have been compelling because you got a promotion out of it. She's this.

Here's the NASCAR news that finally came out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Well, she got, it must have been compelling because you got a promotion out of the she's this. Here's the NASCAR news that finally came out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know all about that. Yeah. There you go. I think the problem with this news is that people don't understand that a thing has to be done a certain way or it's not a thing. Like a news is tied specifically to serve the function of hanging someone until they're dead. It's not a knot that you would just... A noose is not a noose because it looks like that. It's a noose because it's a tool to use to kill you. It's like calling a squirt gun a gun. That's not a gun. you've got a model of a, of a gun there. This is just, this is a nut that somebody tied in a garage door.

It's been there forever. Maybe, October 2019, I think, and it was, and, uh, yeah, they showed, you know, the FBI did their investigation. The problem was, they would figure it out quickly. That's a garage. That's a garage door. That's a good answer. I think it's a good answer. I think it's a good answer. I think it's a good answer. I think it's a good answer.

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I think it's a good answer. I think it's a good answer. I think it's a good answer. I think it's a good answer. I think it's a good answer. I think it's a good answer. I think Wallace I think is the last name. Yeah, they're even sought he got shown a picture later. Yeah Yeah, it's And you know what? Here's check this out. Yeah Even if you want to go super far of course, there's no way that it was that he was not targeted in any way And they didn't they had no idea no idea

And the idea he would be assigned the number four garage, the week before, from a thing that was sitting there in 2019. So, I mean, forget that. He was not targeted. There was nothing reason. But it's like, if you're fucking around, like, if you're fucking around back then,

you're part of the crew or whatever, it's like, oh, let me see if I could tie a noose. Even if you did it like that and you were fucking around like on a lark, it's like, oh, cool, I didn't know. How do you do that? I don't know how you do that. Was the noose invented specifically for black people?

Like did it not exist before slave. No, no, of course it existed. Of course it existed, yeah. Yeah, of course it existed. But it was just the fact that NASCAR just tripped over themselves to come out and oh yeah, I don't think so. Oh, it's like, oh, it's not what we thought it was at all. There was no, I mean, wasn't targeted.

He was, you know, calm down. Why would you want it to be? The FBI has completed its investigation. Uh, the FBI, blah, blah, blah. The garage door pull rope fashioned like a news. It wasn't fashion, it wasn't fashion like a news though. Wasn't, just drop it. Wasn't a news.

It was just a rope. Whoops, we fucked up and thought a rope was a news. As soon as you see things wound around, like the rope, like the coils of rope. Yeah. It just, you know, it evokes like a news image in people's minds, I think. Idiots.

Yeah, well, I mean, there's fishing knots that look like that. Like it's like, you don't think that's, because it's not a rope. Well, then the whole thing blew over, right? But I watched, Bob was interviewed with Don Lemon and he called the people who would, he called a lot of people in NASCAR and I think in society, large, simple-minded,

for not being able to, he's like, yeah, well, a lot of simple-minded people, that will wait, hold up. Nothing watches, nothing happened though. What about, and he's like, oh, you know, it's big relief, everybody came together and that's good. Okay, so they got a lot of publicity. You got, I mean, you obviously both benefited from this, whatever you wanna call it, hoax, hate crime hoax.

Well, what about that comment about everyone being simple-minded? And isn't it, where did that go? Well, I mean, it turns out it was enough, like I don't say anything's a hoax that gets investigated. You know what I mean? Cause like otherwise, like if you, yeah, but they're still maintaining that it was

news-fashioned, that's fucking, that language. Well, that language is very charged otherwise, like if you... Yeah, but they're still maintaining that it was news-fashioned. That's fucking, that language is very charged. That language is charged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It should've been charged from the beginning. They never should've made a statement about it. Oh, absolutely. They just wanted to go to a bunch of,

Hey, hey, hey, hey, well, hey, they're the timing. Yeah, yeah. We are very, the timing. Oh yeah, no, 100% you're right. Hey, it was, yeah, it was, I had to look up what it was. All they had to do, yeah, all they had to do

was like have a few people take a look at it and go, oh no, they were using that for the doors. They're like the, see? Yeah, see how it doesn't go like a news. And I don't know, I don't know what another, I don't know what other door pulled. It looked like, I mean, is that a common thing? I mean, obviously it can't be that common

or that guy or that guy. It's like, well, it's likely, it's likely that they had a rope on it and that somebody who knew how to tie knots made a stable knot that would last forever and looks nice. Exactly. Unfortunately, it's likely that extreme competence caused this. Yeah, because it has lasted, it seems to be,

it's not a knot that some jet that I would have tied, all of my sweat pants are on these fucking knots that I can't undo. You see guys tie knots with one hand, they'll throw it around a thing and slow mo and doop. Yeah, noose-like is very charged. Yeah, Twitch, I wanna talk about, maybe the Twitch lawsuit and then we gotta get low tax. Okay.

He's calling in. Oh, I wanted to talk about Mia Khalifa too and gay stoplights. Is low tax there? Let me see if he's here first. Is he in the chat arena? Yes, he's here. Okay, low tax is here.

We got to talk to him about his horrible, about these horrible things that are happening to him. Do you want to talk, yeah, new Twitch lawsuit is completely wild. Eric Estavilo is back. He's filed a string of cases against game publishers and he's suing Twitch for $25 million in damages for exposing him to overly suggestive

and sexual content from various female streamers. What do they cause him to do? Oh, he goes into it. Here's the three examples of how Twitch's titalizing algorithms have supposedly harmed him. The plaintiff had purchased a fleshlight, previously, which went largely unused until Twitch. Mr. Esteveo began using this device

while he watches female Twitch streamers. Yeah. And often ends up chafing his penis every day. This is a lawsuit with the device. Making it extremely painful and constant, which ends up causing redness. You know where police should serve a no-knock warrant? So this guy?

This guy. No, he's a hero. He's a heightened situation. He's a fucking hero. Everybody's shitting on this guy. He's a fucking hero. Because if I have to go through the lawsuit I've ever fucking heard,

if I have to go through endless suit I've ever fucking heard. If I have to go through endless bullshit, then they should do. Then they should too. I'm just kidding. There's no way those big, titty hoes on Twitch should be able to paint them. They're doing fucking full on.

So I had to go to the spice channel and wait to see a titty. I had to wait till my parents were gone and steal playboys out of my dad's bathroom and set up an elaborate system, so I would place it back exactly because for some reason I thought my dad was like me and could remember exactly where the playboys were positioned.

So I was like, Indiana Jones is a kid with like a highlights magazine putting it in in the exact spot. So it would be even resting against the magazine holder. And I would go, you know, all right, all right, all right, check this out. Okay, then I would go back out here the garage. One, I would go, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Hey, my name is your dad doesn't jack off to goofis and gallant. Probably did.

If I have to go, if I have to show my ID for cough syrup, yeah, mother fucking twitch is getting shut the fuck down. See, you just fucked you. How about some reform? Yeah, reform is a criminalized sobriety, sure. I'm at the end. Have you looked at hits in the last 10 seconds? Well, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to either show you some tits or write you up, sir.

Yeah, that'll be 40 bucks. Get some tits on that phone. Better do it. That'll be an entire day of minimum wage labor. You ever think about that? How outrageous speeding tickets are? Yeah. The federal minimum wage is seven bucks,

but the price of a speeding ticket is like $300. How many, so that's like an entire week of your life that you're paying. Fucking, it's just outrageous. Okay, making it extremely painful and constant, which ends up causing redness and mild infections at the tip. God, was that necessary?

Since I was at the tip necessary. Right. I'm totally, why? Why? At the tip. Now I have to picture it. His cock. I mean, at the tip.

At the tip. At the tip. At the tip. Att it. His cock. I mean, prove it that he posts an appendix. Attachment, fucking shit. Evidence bags. Evidence 32. Since the flashlight is electrical and also vibrates, the plaintiff therefore often has to use Neosporin on his tip. This is real. Yeah.

You're not as real. Look, don't you see how it looks like a lawsuit? Like look at the lines. That's how a lawsuit looks. Half of me thinks that you're just adding at the tip. This is, this says it right there. Can you not read? Well, I can't see that far away.

Man, I have incredible eyes. No, I kind of can't. If you turn it toward me, I can. I can see the plaintiff, yeah. Milden, in fact, the plaintiff therefore often has to use Neosporin on his tip. Yeah, I see it. Why wouldn't they put like on his member or something

on his genitals, not on his tip? Yeah, I mean, I guess they want you to, you know, identify with the, with the problem. It's like, are they going to talk about like stuff on the shaft, you know, I mean, like abrasions on the shaft. Is that court room required appropriate, you know, courtesone cream on the tip, yeah, his tip, whatever, you know, wouldn't it be the tip, like fight club, it's not your deal, though, though, though, the vibrator. Yeah, like what? The tip. I think the tip.

Well, because they're talking about a dick, I know it's his dick, but you're talking about the penis. Yeah, the tip. Not anyone's tip. Right. Uh, two or B, the plaintiff often stays up for hours, staring at the breasts of girl streamers. Now he's got glaucoma,

which ends up damaging his retina. Oh god damn it! Oh god damn it! Are you fucking making his eyes bloodshot for days? Eye drops do nothing, goggles do nothing to hide his shame from his parents. And he is often questioned by people he comes into contact with.

Why is so, why his eyes are so bloodshot and red, which leads to further embarrassment and isolation? Oh my, fucking god. So why, did this get fought? Like how quick does this get thrown at? Why doesn't Twitch have a, you must watch responsibly. That's all I'm saying. Why isn't it, why doesn't it say you must watch responsibly?

Oh, you can't, sorry, we can't service you, sorry, we can't process your thousand dollar donation to Pokemon because we'd be held liable. Bars cut you off if you're way too drunk, even if you're screaming at them, they say, that's it, not serving you anymore, because of our liability. Right. Where the fuck is Jeff Bezos' liability? The plaintiff, kids can't smoke cigarettes.

The plaintiff once ejaculated onto his PC monitor, causing a short circuit and a small fire within this. This is God of this cannot be real. I don't know. Where is this from? What is it? What's going on here? That's what he says.

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I got him. You got him? Yeah, sure. All right. Are you there? I'm in general. Is that where I'm supposed to be? You're in the right place.

Yeah, we can hear you. You're on the show. Welcome to the program. It's been a while. Long time. Yeah. The internet has exasperated that time period somewhat lately. Yeah.

What's going to stretch that out? What amazing things have been happening in your life since the last time we talked to you. Yeah, I mean, first of all, I just have to admit that I went through like one of the literal worst weeks of my life. Yeah. Because I lost my entire website job

in 22 years of doing shit on the internet to a single drunk bipolar woman. What do you now wait? What do you mean lost your job? Give people, because not everybody knows what you are. Well, before again to that, I got to say that the good news is for this, is that, and I want to share this first. Can I like to ask you a personal question, Dick? First? Sure, I can't stop you.

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Are you ready for that, Sean? I am now. Have you ever worn cargo shorts in your life? No, I would love to see you wearing cargo shorts. No, I'm not sure. Cool pair of cargo shorts that make the ladies say, wow, they, I mean, they do have a lot of pockets though, don't they? You're pretty handy. Okay, so now that you've paid the bills, what else is going on in your life?

I had another line written. I was going to ask you if you had Husky children, your family, and then say, because if you deal, you'll be having some real hot toddies this summer. Oh, yeah. Okay. No, I don't have any Husky kids in the family. Yeah. Husky.

Yeah. My nephews are cut. They got abs. Yeah. It really pisses me off, to be honest, for your sister. Yeah. Yeah. It's not from her husband.

No. Okay. Low tax. What's going on? I don't know. Where do I start? I mean, it's like the lost your price and dulcet one thing on Facebook. Hold on, hold on. You lost your side.

You are the owner of something awful. Maybe the oldest forum on the internet. I remember it from years and years and years ago. You're on the internet before there was an internet. There's like words, but they are just floating in the ether. But then once the internet was formed, the words went on it. Yeah. And you charge membership for this.

How much money were you making on that side? It's a several million billion dollars. Okay. Well, that's a lot. And that's the stuff. And you've turned over. Did you give it up? What I'm suffering from right now is the internet outrage machine. Yeah. The internet outrage culture that has been just like as Mike Nelson describes at a fire tornado. Um, yeah, it's, uh, here's the thing, I've got a, uh, you know,

anybody can accuse you of anything? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Well, like, say your first wife accused you of assaulting her. All right. I would assume that a lot of ex-wives would do that, to be honest. Yeah. I would assume a lot of them ex wives would do that, to be honest. Yeah,

because I would assume a lot of them are telling the truth and that they probably did their share of domestic violence too. Well, yeah, I was being honest. The thing, we have this building. They're like usually white. They have pillars. There's people in there called judges and lawyers and that's where they settle these things. and lawyers, and that's where they settle these things. And you know, when like, an ex-wife doesn't show up for that date, it usually gets thrown out. You're ex-wife, you got to kiss. You want to mark that on your calendar, like when you go to court for saying that somebody

assaulted you, you can't just sleep through it. She claimed to happen, and then she wanted to to do over and the judge was like, no. And so it's thrown out obviously because nothing happened and she slept through it. And let me get people into this. What's your lot of people into this story, uh, presently. So I'm reading, I'm looking at the very first post. So you were, you were intimately involved, involved with a woman named Logan Day. Is that right? Yeah. Well, I'm moving into that literally. Okay. You're totally. Go ahead.

Um, that, uh, you know, and so my second wife, because I make bad decisions, I'll admit that, and I make a lot of them repeatedly. Uh second wife, you know, that's obviously she, I'm not gonna go into too much for that, but she claimed the same thing because she did not have immigration status. She was an illegal immigrant and the Violence Against Women's Act allows you to stay in the country

and have your visa expinated. Really? Sorry. The Violence Against Women Act allows if you're seeking a green card in the US, allows you to expedite your green card? Yes. You just have to say your spouse eats you. Does that sound true?

And they don't look into that. They just, it sounds like a big opportunity. We've bovied everything. It's all backed up now. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. So it's not going to be looked at until next year. What's one little lie in a divorce? It's exactly. And so when we went into court, the judge asked her point blank, did he ever physically or emotionally abuse you? And she said, no, but one time he stood over me and told me

to punch him in the face. Oh, wow. So that was dismissed. I don't even know what that means. That was dismissed. And then, yeah, yeah, we're moving on to this one. And I got to admit, I mean, she was in Logan. This is your current one.

This is your current one. Yeah, Logan Day. This is when you're talking about now. I'm trying to keep all your ex one. For people. Yeah, Logan day. This is when you're talking about now. I'm trying to keep all your ex-wives. You're like George straight. Trying to keep all my exes living. Yeah, George straight makes, makes with George Kastanza.

Yeah. Okay, so Logan. Yeah, yeah. And so I mean, she's an awesome person. She, and this is going to get really awesome. She, this is gonna get me to do. She's really awesome. This is why you're making these mistakes. Yeah. This is coming out of your mouth right now.

You're gonna be, God dammit. No, I admit I'm an idiot. But she, you know, like I said, I'm still stick by this is that when she wasn't drinking, she's an awesome person. But when she starts drinking, and you mix that with anti-psychotics, bad things happen. Now, you're a resident expert on all medical, mental drugs and stuff. I'm true.

I'm not, but you should not be mixing alcohol. You should not be mixing large amounts of alcohol with any of that stuff. Even me? You can handle all kinds of things in my brain. Maybe. I mean, yeah, if there's one person. But no, not a good idea. Okay, so she's on anti-psychotics. So good start.

And an alcoholic, okay. And the thing is, I've spoken to people who know her in real life and they're all backing me up, but they're afraid to post anything publicly because they will be immediately taken down. I've noticed this theme of like taking down, like these people say, even when I said I was going to have you on the show, because I'm interested in this. I'm interested in the thematic elements as well,

just the accusation and the trial, the conviction without trial by the public courts. But when I said I was gonna bring you on, these people started chirping like you have no idea. You're in for a world of pain. You guys, we're gonna talk to each other. What are you talking about? What world of pain?

What are you guys, you're gonna make fun of? You already hate me. I'm already a white nationalist racist, you know. Yeah, go down the list. Trust me, you're spending Disney dollars at a Caesar's spout list over here. I don't fucking care. That's what they warned me about this dead,

you know, concerning the optics. They said for the optics, everything probably don't want to be on the racist MRA show for the optics. Yeah. I didn't listen to the optics so well. So yeah. Let me just read Logan posted about you. This is a woman you were close to. This is what she posted on Facebook and this is what started the whole thing. I think then correct me if I'm wrong. I think this is what started the whole rich Kionka. That's you. This is and this is what Logan says beats women multiple times and then lies to the cops about it. Please don't give him money. Just send it to his estranged daughters instead.

She lists your daughters. I'm not gonna do that. The money you give him, he spends on leasing a 2020 Nissan GTR. That's a sweet car. That's a nice car. That's a nice car. And buying gourmet cookies at Goldbelly. Okay.

Yeah. He beats women and uses your money to buy gourmet cookies and lease a 2020 Nissan GTR. What do you have to say about these accusations? I use my left hand to eat the cookies while my right hand beats the women. Okay, it's close. here. No, I'm not. He is not a channel. Not in your wheelhouse, is it? Okay. Here's the thing. I, you know, and this is what I started off with, you know, if you're found not guilty of something in the court of law, traditionally in the real world, people see that you have

been found not guilty in the court of law about something. Not anymore. Okay. I mean, it's, you know, the number guilty in the court of law about something. Not anymore. I mean, the number one equals the number one. You can't really. So anyways, but on the internet, allegations are much more important than anything the court of law can say. Because according to the internet, I'm some like evil, super hero genius who can sneak up in a club, a woman to death, and then go through the legal system and get it thrown out with this slick lawyer and his dazzling, stunning feats of fireworks

and light shows that will leave you speechless. Yeah. Afterwards, he's rolling on cookies. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, shit, sorry, I accidentally hit another page. She also says, got backhanded onto the ground. She tagged you on this on Facebook, got backhanded onto the ground and feared for my safety due to a literal grown man standing over me,

but still sleeping. As opposed to a you sleeping. Walking, what? Wait, were you sleeping in this? No, no, no, no, she, okay, got backhanded onto the ground. So she got backhanded onto the ground and feared for my safety, due to a literal grown man standing over me,

but still sleeping. Okay, so you, she's saying, you backhanded her off her feet onto the ground and then stood over her, but you were still sleeping in a hotel despite qualifying as a tenant under Missouri law. You know, I mean, you know chicks are serious when they start throwing around legal statutes

of their right to not be kicked out of your house, right, Sean? That's when you know it's a serious accusation. Not I feared for my life. If I grabbed the nearest weapon I could and I ran out and also Missouri, and he has a marmic in his house and state law means that you can't keep a marmic as a domestic. Oh yeah, that sounds pretty.

Anyone will talk to a lawyer in the morning, good night. Okay, so what happened? What happened was she was trying, she was upstairs, okay, okay, now I've got to go way back here as I have degenerative disc syndrome, or disease, I'm sorry, which means that my spine is collapsing. The discs between it have been hurting and aided in my neck and broken Mars. That's frankly also in spondylitis or something.

I was asking you, that's where they fuse. I was asking if you were like, mic Mars and cool, but you have some kind of lamer version of mic Mars in spines. I have to have everything. You know, this way, straight to because the discs in between your vertebrae compress over time and they dry out and they compress so you lose height that way most people. So there's incredibly painful spinal problem you have.

Well, yeah, and they, I've got permanent nerve damage on the left side of my body from doctors not being able to diagnose it in time. So like I literally collapsed after the left side of my nervous system went out once and I just fell to the ground, it took them to the ER, got about $90,000 bill for that. And they did an MRI and they said, yeah, you're discerb breaking,

pushing against your nerves. And so they had to take them out, remove them, weld them back together, weld my spine back together and everything. And the thing is that you can't stop the gender of disc disease, you can just delay it and they do that with epidurals.

Right. And so I was in so much pain and I told her this because she wanted to take care of me, we were friends then and everything. She was cool and shit because she swore she stopped drinking. And she offered. They will do that. Was that, they will do that.

Yeah, yeah. And so she offered to come down, take care of me. I'm like, yeah, that'd be awesome. But I got to tell you, I'm not going to be much fun. I'm going to be stuck in bed because I'm incredible pain. And I won't be, that's just all that your mind consumes when you've got nerve damage, just throbbing, non-stop through your system. It sucks dick to put it very, very gently.

But I was stuck there and she was helping me with everything. And stuff was great. But then like the day before she started, the day before it's going to actually get the epidural, she started drinking upstairs and I didn't even know it. And I can tell when she's been drinking because there's a lot of slurring of the words. Yeah. We always think we get, well, until you get to be a certain age, you think you can hide it and you just can't at all.

You stink of it. I know. You can hear the liquor talking. Yeah. Yeah. And so she was trying to get in your argument with me. I'm just like, I'm not going to do this. I need to go to bed.

Good night. And so I turned off my phone and went to bed, which is what I said I was doing. And I guess I missed the next 20 text messages from her getting matter and matter. And then I was woken up by somebody punching me in the spine, like literally. Because I was laying on my side.

And if you've got a nervous problem and if you've got a nervous problem, if you've got a nervous system problem, and you know, the gender of this disease, when you get punched in the spine, you know it. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like, wow, is there a spider web I walked into? What's on my arm? It's like, holy shit, I was punched in the fucking spine.

And so anyways, I jumped out of bed, holy shit, I was punched in the fucking spine. And so anyways, I jumped out of bed, I slipped, and I pushed into her, and I fell into a children's desk. And that was me back handing her, apparently. Stumbling out of bed. I mean, the back hand, isn't even a purposeful back hand, doesn't sound unreasonable if you're waking, if you're getting woken up by someone hammering your spine, to be honest, like, it's not really, you're not fucking thinking about what's going on.

No, it's not. I don't need to hold Mr. McGill. I slipped on a rolling pin and then, you know what I mean, John? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And I don't even know where the stairs, like stairs like I this was the first time I heard that actual comment read all the way through. I knew something about stairs. I thought it was a joke because

you know, I've got this old, you know, the the pusher and shover robots and the lifetime network of oh, he fell down the stairs when the woman removes her dark sunglasses, and the other woman sees her black eye. That was a joke, but I don't think so. Guess it. So then what's happened? There's a struggle or she's. I hope. Okay, this is, I guess when I was standing over her still sleeping somehow.

I guess I went back to bed after falling into the desk or whatever. Okay. I called the police on her, and she then went back to bed after falling into the desk or whatever. Okay. I called the police on her and she then began screaming, he's raping me, he's raping me, helping me. I'm just like, okay, I got the operator on the other line and said, sir, can you get out of that room and go to another one?

And I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to. And so, now, low tax,, this one paid for my epidural. I got a question for you. Didn't, one of your ex-wives, weren't you involved in a domestic assault case where your wife was taken out of the house by the police? Yes, she assaulted me. Again, I called the police on her,

which one was that? She was moved from the house. Wife number two. Yes. Now, in my, as far as I know, if a woman gets taken away from the house, that is, the cops had to see something pretty fucking compelling. Like I hear, yeah, live here from cops. I hear from couples. Cops show up. Oh yeah. Guys gone. Policies. No matter what he said. She said is guys gone going to the drunk tank. Because even if he's going to put her through a wall, even if he doesn't get arrested,

they usually want the guy to leave anyway. Even if it's like they don't make her leave, they make the guy, it's like, never do they take the woman. Go get a hotel. So to separate yourself from this, that tells me something. We're not sure what happened, but that tells me, I mean, that tells me something. I hate to be a part of it. She admitted that she punched me in the head and I hit the ground.

This again, that also tells me something. These two women scheduled it right around where I got all my surgeries because this was really close to when I got my two discs pulled. She hit me in the head. I fell down. My head hit the ground. It was a wood floor. And so I was out for like a couple of seconds.

And that was like the first time I ever knocked out, including Ouvabole. And so I like, I didn't even remember her hitting me until I read her statement to the police that she made. Okay. So the cops are telling you to get to your pan room. That has been a stab. I've been the victim of, yeah. Like Jennifer Lopez, panic room.

Yeah. You see that? Except low taxes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, to bring us back to that point. I've heard some wild cargo shorts from JC Penny. My uski boy. They said, sir, can you go to another room? We can't understand you. I'm like, yeah. And so I'm, again, half a sleep having been punched in my spinal nerve bone muscle system. After falling into a children's desk, I run into the bathroom and I lock

the door and bathrooms have the shittiest locks. Like if you're running from somebody, just a pro tip here, don't try the lock in the bathroom. I think it's a good, yeah. Oscar Pistorius proved that right. So you try to get, you try to pull the, stop and gunshot it all. As long as his wife's name, uh, Reva, Reva, teen camp or something. You try to pull a Reva scheme camp. And Logan's putting on her blades chase after you, like the terminated the T221000. Yeah. And so she, yeah, she, uh, she plowed through that door like Jack Nicholson. Really? Yeah, yeah, she punched her, kicked open the door. Yes, Logan again, like Wolverine.

Yeah. Okay. And so, and she's just screaming, he's raping me on the right, which is weird because it must have been like a mobile rape or something like that because I'm trying to get the hell away from her. Is this, is this call? Is this not only one call public? I don't know.

Did they make them public? Well, they always play them on the news record. We got, I was recording her to let her know in the morning like how she's been acting when she's drunk because she's not aware of it. She blacks out the moments she starts drinking. That's the whole thing about it. And, but in the end, I do that as soon as 911 is called.

So I didn't get that reported. I've got experience with it like in my circles. What? Psycho woman, blacking out and they have no idea what they're doing. Oh, yeah, like, you know, women who hit guys and get the cops called and they, we'll do. One time this, yeah, one time this person got, got, like, hog tied and pepper sprayed by the

cops, which I would have paid to see. Yeah. Yeah, I would have, I would have loved to have seen that. Oh. Just, he's just a full on psycho and she, you know, she's done it numerous times. Yeah. She's not around anymore, but that, yeah, it's like she's dead. No, no, no, no, she's not dead. Been closer a couple times. She's not around, like she's just, anyway, not to piggyback on that. Okay, so Logan pounds through the door, like, Jack Nicholson, Nicholas, Nicholson, Nicholson, Nicholson like Jack Nicholson Nicholas Nicholson Nicholson. Nicholson.

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Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. me while I was bedridden because my parents can come over due to COVID. My mom has a weakened immune system because she has leukemia. Obviously they couldn't take care of me. Yeah. But she, she agreed to. So that's why she flew down there at that time. Yeah. Um, so anyways, I got to run out of the bathroom. I run to my office. I lock the door and I finally get the 911 call through,

and I explain everything that's happening. They separate her for the heart. While you're raping her, you're doing all this? Yeah, amazing. Wow. And again, she claims that that event did not happen, and it's like, okay, let's apply simple logic here. You have shown, and you have proven that And it's like, okay, let's apply simple logic here.

You have shown, and you have proven that when alcohol mixes with anti-psychotic medication, it creates a different person and one who does not remember anything. Like literally, you're drinking remember anything that you've done. Were you drinking it all? But somehow she remembers

some things now. The things that have been reinforced by the Kiwi Farms people because I know what they do. What did they do? What did they do? They told her that she's a

victim and that they gave her some important resources and help for her journey and all this, you know, because Kiwi Farm supports women, obviously, actually. I have number one thing on their agenda. It's late. Yeah. Well, I hope she gets help. I do hope she takes advantage of the resources, the non-legal resources that are available to her. Yeah, I mean, I wish I hope I get help first. Why?

Because everybody turned on me, you know, because all it took, you avoid logic here. You just say, oh, well, two other women accused him of assaulting him. Let me assaulting them. Let me see that. Let me find that Kiwi Farms. I think I have her post on Kiwi Farms. It's, it's, what was that email we got sent to?

Yeah, I'll bring that up in a minute. It's, hey guys, it's Boge and Lay, young lady here using my favorite pseudonym. You gifted me. So it's, I mean, it's already unhinged. Hope you are somewhat present, pleasant about my presence here. I'm sequestering a curry fave, but I'm no stranger to what this form is about.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Anyways, I've been in str- I mean, it's just, it's way too long. It's got too much fil too much filler crap to read. He's a very peaceful person. Always has been, she's talking about you. Unfortunately, when I rose him, I was too forceful in my hysteria. What the fuck does that mean?

Well, she punched him in the spine. It sounds like. He missed, he missed, he missed, took my rousing as slamming him on his cervical discs. Okay, so you did it. Yeah, which are the central point of his pain, which was not at all intentional. I would never, never purposefully harm a person.

Well, okay, so you harmed him. I mean, just, yeah, you're, right. You're niggling over the purposeful part. Yeah, yes it says. Anybody who has ever known me has known that I am not a violent person. Everyone who says that is violent. But he felt unsafe, which is deeply unfortunate, and I certainly don't blame him since he was roused awake very suddenly.

Okay, so you've already rewritten it into it. Has it kind of been written to what has gone on? Yes, she's changing the words in real time so she can use different, so she can refer to the same violent acts as different things. Well, yeah. Now the period in which I felt I had been backhanded, this was unfortunately my word to describe it. So, okay, so she's saying that's lie.

It was actually explained to me afterward that Rich had awoken after rousing him an attempted distance up, all right. She also said this, this is the, she said this about you, I think, I've done a terrible thing, and I'm ruining a person's life who's very important to me.

I accused Rich Kiyanka of physically harming me, but that's not the truth. I've been having issues with panic attacks lately, usually brought on by drinking. And now they're saying, oh, she's afraid to, she's walking it back because, because she's afraid of him. Yeah, she's afraid of him. Oh my god.

I got admitted, again, I never read any of that because I- Oh, you haven't heard this? Yeah, hold on. Well, no, I refuse to go to Kiwi Farms for anything. I'm not gonna read any of that stuff there. It's a fun site. It's such a fun site. Why would you?

Oh, yeah, I love it. It just kind of helped take away, you know, 22 years of my life. It's awesome. Oh, grandma is still alive in LA in LA County. Uh oh, Sean, she might be, she might be coming out here here. I'm going to finish it with her. Am I completely missing this or does this sound like a good thing? She said, I mean, that we're not a good thing because people are already pissed. I know, people are already pissed, but hold on, I i'm gonna read something that's even going to that's going to make you think even more that's a good thing uh which i shouldn't be doing with my book bipolar medications when i thought he backhanded me what had really happened was i

had been trying to rouse him from sleep and he has he tried to get up i was accidentally pushed to the floor so basically you turned something completely normal into salt. He lied. He's awakened out of a sleep, a dead sleep, thinks he's being attacked. This is according to the story. She's basically black out on anti-psychotics and bullets because that's what she does after sinning later. After sinning 25 increasingly agitated text messages.

Do you have those texts, by the way? You guys do. Oh, let me check those out. Um, last night he didn't punch me in the eye. I had actually fallen down the stairs and didn't tell the police. It wasn't him. I'm making sure. I'm falling down the stairs drunk.

Yeah. Then I fall down the stairs and didn't tell the police it wasn't him. I'm going to fall down the stairs drunk. Yeah. Falling down the stairs drunk. I just, the falling down the stairs is like the stereotypical. Yeah, I fell. I fell down the stairs a couple of times drunk. That was wrong. No, it was evil. It wasn't wrong.

You purposefully misrepresented an either an accident or a normal scuffle or your own drunken behavior as an act as the worst thing. Well, because we know when a man could do to you, when it's a man and a woman, you know where the bias is by any outsider immediately. And you did it to ruin his career so that he wouldn't kick you out of his house. You did the worst thing you could do. It's not wrong. It's evil. And everyone who participates in this, everyone on the forum, everyone on something awful who continues to participate in it is similarly evil. For the record, he called police both times because he was afraid of me harming him even though I never would or have I lied When I said he beats women and lies about it I want to blame it on being drunk and not remembering anything

But really it's just that I'm a horrible person and a liar. I need help I wanted to get help for my drinking, but I don't know who to turn to If you think these are the actions of a terrible, terrible person to say these lies about a man who has a lot to lose, then you're right. I'm sorry. I plan to start AA soon and every single goon, but especially rich, will be on my reparations list. I'm sorry, and I'm ashamed now. Tell me that that helped that made everything go away, right? Yeah, that's what it's like.

But it's like, it worked perfectly your plan. Yeah. You know, I didn't have any problems after that. Oh, wait, wait, actually, that was 100% incorrect. It fucked up my entire life. Because the internet hate squad, the outrage mobs came by and said, oh no, you're actually a victim, those things didn't happen.

Gas like gas like gas like gas like gas like gas like I hate that fucking word. Me too. It is so overused. You know, there are things that happen to people that actually happen to people that other people can say without it being gaslighting. It's a description of fucking events. Yeah, I know. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only sane person on earth. Yeah. Me too. Well, I'm in this, I don't know. I mean, but everything, you know, everybody always wants to believe the worst in everybody. And the lynch mob formed the virtual lynch mob and the pigs.

So forks and torches. Why are you kicked out of your forum then? Unless your whole life work. What's everybody on there? I mean, like was like go we're all going to red it We're gonna go we're we're gonna make off site forums, and I'm just like okay, well on one hand I have a guy who is actively willing to buy the site for you know, it will Cheap for what it is but enough for me to start actually doing something

else. I don't know what the fuck I can do since some college dropout with no experience in anything except kind of masturbating on the internet. You could have an only fan. That's about that. You're qualified to have an only fan. That's about it. You're qualified to have an only fans. Yeah, after into the the the chubby people. Yeah, I think 200s. I think I'm looking at the text here from that night.

I see you. Let's see. She's this is I've said good night four times tonight. Is that where is that where this event started? I believe so. I don't remember which one, because they're all kind of like a hazy mishmash of just whatever. She says, like I was mostly talking about how I'm insane

and I don't understand why you like me at all. Oh, fuck you too. Hope we can reconcile at some point within the next millennia, but I'll just be sitting in this living room until then. Is that before the, is that before the application? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no emotional relationship, okay, so completely ignored. But I've accepted being alone and occasionally smelling your body odor as sufficient replacements. So in the meantime, I don't think the word fuck

is so awful considering I wake up every morning wanting to end my own life. Okay, Sean, I'd appreciate if you stopped cursing at me. Oh yeah, you make me want, I want to smell you so bad that I think about killing myself. So that's I think fuck, so I think cursing is okay. Oh yeah, you make me want, I want to smell you so bad that I think about killing myself. Yeah. So that's I think fucking so I think cursing is okay. Yeah. Okay. Sounds reasonable. Good night. You say, that's gonna piss her off a lot. Coward, she says. I didn't want anything to do with it. I wasn't so much nerve pain. I was the day away from getting my epidural. I was the day

away from retiring. One day away from retiring. So you didn't get my epidural. I was a day away from retiring. One day away from retiring. So you didn't get that epidural. So you're in an incredible amount of pain right now. No, I would not. Yeah, this was the night before I was getting the epidural. I couldn't even, I didn't want to move my body because I got into a position that caused the least

amount of pain. It's like with my arms straight pointing to the left. And it's a ridiculous thing. Okay, here's the continuation of that. Stop cursing at me. I want to come myself, fuck you. Yeah. Good night.

Coward. I'm not even a trophy to you. I just make sure you have Gatorade. What? She's talking about serving Gatorade. She's talking about a Gatorade. That? She's talking about serving Gatorade. That's nice. Nice. It's some kind of a weird sports analogy. No, she's getting him Gatorade because he's sick.

I know. I know. It's literal. But it's like a trophy like a... Yeah, I see all you say. You're the star quarterback. I'm just a water girl. With a water boy. They two owe. They two owe for you, love Jax. She would come in and dump a thing of gatorade on him every day.

Yeah. While he was, were he living beating his biggest wife? You feel like a winner. You feel like a winner. You're getting the gatorade shower. I wish you found me. I mean, from the 50 meter dash away from women

into the bathroom. Yeah. I wish you found me a vastus door locker. I'm not even a trophy to you. I just make sure you have gatorade. Okay. That's pretty disjointed. Yeah. I wish for the people, it's like the, you know, the Billy Bass fish it would sing and

move like you get a trophy that gives you gatorade. Yeah. I wish for the people, it's like the, you know, the Billy Bass fish, it would sing and move. Like you get a trophy that gives you gatorade. Yeah, sounds cool. Two things in one, man. I wish you found me attractive at least sideways face. Oh, it's like army of darkness. You found me beautiful, long. I'm pretty sure that's when I was sleeping.

I, oh yeah, there's no responses. I mean, it goes on forever. Yeah, okay, I wish that good night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish some entity would just strike me dead right here. We're like, while I stand, where I stand. Huh, what kind of entity? Do you think?

Some sort of entity? Gay or H. The gay or H. Gay or H. Ferry? Offer rocker. Yeah, this is wild. It sucks when you're just like, ha ha, you're just like,

ha ha, you dumb cunt, fuck you because it hurts bad every single god damn time. Well, you're not saying that. She's saying that. She's herself. Yeah, no, you don't. I don't know where she's from. Sean, it sucks when you call me,

when you call me a racist, small dick asshole. You stupid jerk. That's what she's hearing when he says, what do you want for breakfast? Yeah, she's hearing her dad say that. Your suffering is not like mine when I'm alone and want to die. Low-tax, what are you fucking getting yourself involved with here?

Uh, that's the single white female. That's crazy. I really feel compelled to go to the hospital. Why don't you be my friend right now? There's no responses to any of these. You're lucky. You're lucky that you have a spine condition or at least people care, unlike for me.

I've heard Chick say that. You're lucky this bad thing's happening to you because people are being supportive of you and no one's being supportive of me right now. Right. You have gotten help every time you needed it while I have had to beg for it. She's probably driven everyone away from her. Yeah. Yeah. She probably doesn't have contact with her. Exactly. With her family. No, that's right.

This is my sane person. No, you can only, you can't let them fucking drag you down if they're this crits like, hey, you gotta, you gotta fucking go. I gotta cut off contact with you because you're going to cause nothing but this. Yeah. And then she's got, man, there's a bunch of back and forth where she's asking to begging to stay,

calling you, sir a whole bunch of times. What the fuck? That was the weirdest thing. She came downstairs and like, this was the second time, the second day. She, because, you know, I was like, we were, okay, the first night, after all that stuff I called the cops,

and then my mom, you know, had to drive me to get the epidural because obviously she was kicked out of the house and hotel and so my mom had to drive me to get the epidural and then drive me back and then get me into bed because it takes recovery from an epidural. It's like shit, especially when they're plugging it into every disc to pump you full steroids. Oh, damn it.

It's not enjoyable. Women who have epidurals are already heroes during childbirth. So I'm all for, I mean, it's not enjoyable things. So here's the next day. You have a key to come, and we're on the level of, you can come back here, but you still, while I arrange to get a plane ticket for you out of here, yeah, okay, if you,

so I'm not gonna just like throw her out of the house. You should. And I thought, yeah, you should. Yeah, yeah, I should have, but she's not gonna do that. No, he's not me. Yeah. I'm dumb. I'm dumb.

You can't do much. Well, yeah. Yeah. I'm just gullible. But yeah, anyways, I'm like I said, okay. If everybody wants love. Yeah. You want love, everybody wants love. Yeah, yeah, no, that is true. I mean, that's sad, but who wants to be in pain by them fucking selves? And you're not making the best, I guess, decisions or when you're in nerve pain, maybe I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know what it boils down to a lot of things. I know I've got responsibility for, I mean, at least my choices that I've made, but I can. This is victim mentality. This is what you are exhibiting, what they tell victims not to do. Blame themselves for this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no How's that? Okay. All right. I'll take it. You're saying he's excusing that behavior.

You're rationalizing it. No, no, I'm not excusing it. No. I mean, there's no reason to physically assault somebody. There's no reason for it in a relationship. Yeah. The boxing ring, that's different. Here's another choice one from the text. The next day, you have a key to the house,

you can come over and get the rest of your stuff whenever you like, assuming you are sober. You do not come downstairs and you do not attempt to instigate any physical contact with me. Sounds pretty, that's a low text. Her response, can we talk about this? Oh, no. No, I don't have this? Oh, no.

I don't have a car to get anywhere. I'll get you an Uber. Do you not love me anymore? Can you please leave me on the data plan until I get back to Salt Lake City so I don't get stranded anywhere? Oh my God. You gotta be fucking kidding me man.

So I mean, all this shit. All the forum is still in revolt after all of that. That's what I just don't understand. That's like, those people, because I can't be wrong. They're perpetuating a piece knee jerk reaction and it's like he's evil and fuck you know what? I'm not going to look at any of this because I'm afraid I'll see something that that conflicts with what I felt so strongly at first women are they need protection. Yeah, well, this one. Yeah, and you're talking about victim mentality.

I mean, when you choose to drink alcohol, and you're on anti-psychotic medication, and you have been told repeatedly by various people throughout your relationship, that you get blackout drunk and do things that you would not normally drunk and do things that you would not normally do and become very violent. Are you a victim because you chose to begin drinking? I mean, it's a serious addiction.

But it's an addiction, but I did not know that she was addicted. Yeah, that makes sense. Because she stopped. And so I was just like, okay, well, I've done that before. I've stopped drinking the past before. I really haven't drank much in like a year now. But it's just that I thought the same thing. And when somebody's upstairs and you're a mobile downstairs,

you can't like, you just assume that they're not drinking, I guess, but. Okay, I was just wondering, sir, she says, stop calling me, sir, he says. Yeah, well, my boundaries actually, pretty fucking clear request. What other rules should I know about you? Oh, man, I don't know how to call you.

Simple request, stop calling me sir, it's weird, it's weirding me out. I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what to call you, I don't know what to call you like. Bitch, fucking stop, stop, stop what you're doing. You don't need to call me anything, I know who you're talking to. I call you sir because you are an authority

and if I don't call you the right word, then maybe I am in trouble. What do I call you? When have I ever got. And if I don't call you the right word, then maybe I am in trouble. What do I call you? When have I ever got, you're playing right into our games. When have I ever gotten mad at you for calling me the wrong word? She's insane. I don't know, but I'm afraid that if I say the wrong word now,

I will say low. That's the word. You are low, okay? Please don't harm or penalize me for it. I'm trying to be good. What the, yeah. Whoo! Boy. I'm trying to be good. What the, yeah. Woo boy. Well, you really fucked up your life this time, low tax. I'm not taking the victim mentality.

Somebody else did it. Yeah, go, okay, good point. I know somebody posted, it wasn't me. Somebody posted these calls you have. Yeah, it was just so well. I honestly don't feel comfortable playing that. No, somebody posted, it wasn't me, somebody posted these calls you have. Yeah, it was just so good. I don't honestly feel comfortable playing that. No, I know, I just want to be pretty.

You know, I don't want to get involved. I'll be honest with you, I don't want to get involved. I haven't heard them. I see that I have it either. Some Kiwis told me about it, but I don't want to, because this seems cut and dry. Uh-oh. Yeah.

Like you're just getting railroaded by people who are who are who are enabling abuse from someone who has a severe Someone who has a severe chemical dependency that needs help for it and is lashing out because she's terrified and they're Enabling this abuse because they have long standing resentments towards you that they want to that they want to take out on you and hurt you with It seems like there's a lot of evidence that we've heard today for, I mean, cut and dry. It's evil. And the result here is that she's going to continue drinking because she's the victim. And she now believes that she's the victim because I did, I gaslit, gas-like, whatever, and the abuse actually did happen after it didn't after it did

after it didn't all this stuff. And she's going to keep drinking alcohol because now she knows it was nothing that happened with her fault. She was the victim. Well, what's the timeline on this? When did all these statements from her come out, which should exonerate you essentially? Yeah. How long ago? All of this was over two days, I think, spanning on last Monday and Tuesday. Last Monday and Tuesday. So it's been less than a week. And you're

not seeing any people going like, Hey, have you guys seen this? Does this change your opinion at all? No, because everybody's afraid. Everybody is afraid of saying anything that could sound like they're blaming the victim or that they're, you know, the fire tornado will hit them. Jesus. Yeah, that's true. So, I've got so many people who behind the scenes have said, yeah, we support you, we're scared to death of saying anything in public,

but you've got our support, man. We know that, you know, allegations are just allegations. We know other courts, some are blah, blah, blah. She doesn't seem say blah, blah, blah. I've talked to people who know her in real life. And they've said, yep, that's exactly what happens. She's got an ex who's scared to death of her because she punched them in the face after getting drunk

and he like refuses to accept an apology from her. Good, but he, it's the exact same thing that happened to him. I just wish these people would have told me about this first. And I asked one of them, I'm just like, why didn't you warn me of this? You knew that, you know, she was coming over and he goes, I was fooled too. I thought she was, you know, she gave me a heads up, man. I want to give it a heads up on that one. It wasn't just me. That was like fooled by it. Like her friends too fell for it. Well people always very different

around their friends and they are in relationships. I don't know why that's not commonly accepted. Like you have to tell so many people that like, well yeah, because they're your friend, you're not like a manifestation of their parents. That's obviously they're different around you. You just, they're peers. Right.

If they wanna work out weird psychosexual shift in the childhood, they're gonna do it to the person they're different around you. You're just, they're peers. Right. If they want to work out weird psychosexual shift in the childhood, they're going to do it to the person they're fucking. Duh. And also, I'd like to point out that, you know, all of this started with her being physical to me. Yeah. She admitted it. Yeah. I mean, that was like one of the, I guess, I don't know what the timeline is,

because again, I don't that was like one of the I guess I don't know what the timeline is because again I don't read key reef farms. I don't know when she made that post But you know and now they call it back. I mean she doesn't even call it like they call it back saying gaslight and gaslight You didn't mean any of it gaslight and gaslighting because they know exactly what happened It's funny. You're kind of stuck in this, you're stuck between two warring houses because everybody hates all of the liberals you have on something awful. Yes, they do, like Kiwi Farm.

A lot of people, they despise something awful because it's, I mean, it's as left as it gets, right? There's, I mean, I don't know, I'm not speaking out of that. I'm like a humorist. Furries, Trump, trans super pro super liberal as much as Kiwi Farms as I would say the opposite of that. Yeah. So they fucking despise that house. So they're glad to see you fall. Kiwi Farms,

happy to see you fall. And to be honest, it's funny. What's happening? It's funny. Give a shout out to the mommy because they played a good game. It's been 22 years and they did. They finally got me. I thought I was ungetable, but they did it. They're ahead. And they're right in saying that it's like, this is their sense of humor. Take a chick who's unstable, wind her up, keep it, get him going.

See what else you can get at him. And I've, but and your forum is the same. They're, they're, they're keyed up to get justice for someone. They don't know for whom, but they know, they know that there's justice out there. Justice for juicy. And then it needs to be got. And then I need to be kicked off.

But the thing is like, it's like they, the people in my forums now, obviously I have a little disagreement with them. Yeah. Again, they are the vocal minority, but it's still whipped Now, obviously, I have a little disagreement with them. Again, they are the vocal minority, but it's still whipped into a frenzy. Well, they're allowed us. To a degree, I mean, if people have not been following every single aspect of this,

they won't know what's happening. And you know how people can present things. You know how people can completely manipulate the system by presenting things in a way that makes the person that they don't like look a little unfavorable. Yeah, well everybody is. There's no lawsuit, right? I mean, this is all, the problem is,

in my mind is everybody is a little bit guilty. You know, when it comes to anything domestic, everybody's a little big. You can find some guilt to hold over somebody's head. Like everybody's wrong, you know, somebody said yes. Somebody sent me low tax texting his kid and it's like, oh man, that's, that's rough. But what are you going to do? Like the Alec Baldwin, like disgusting little pig. They sent me a picture, they sent me a screenshot of you texting one of your kids. They said it was. I don't, I didn't bother to check.

I don't know if it was true. That's off topic. I know what that is, so I can't address that. All I'm saying is they could find bad things. I was like, that's news to me. Oh my God. Can you find out things anywhere? Yeah, can you imagine just having your worst moments

made public? That's the show and then your worst moments made public? That's a show. My worst moment. That's my life. That's it, yeah. It's just nobody, you would hate everyone on earth would look like the biggest piece of shit. Recording my parents screaming at me is a kick.

Can you imagine that be the new wave of kids that are recording their fucking parents screaming at them. That's out of control and putting it online. That's reality. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Get your parents taken away by the secret police. Well, it's a self-park. Yeah.

My parents molestered me. I think, I think you get your site back. The people on there have to take a look at those texts in the same way. It's not about getting the site back at this point. It's about, do I, I obviously have differences of opinion with a lot of people on my site. And there's not going to be a change. I'm not going to change what I say and what I believe happened.

And they're obviously not going to say what, they're not going to change what they believe happened even though they have no experience in it. They know in their minds what actually did happen. I don't understand the digging and it's more prevalent today than I've ever seen it. Just more the digging of the heels in and then just ignoring data to the to the contrary over and over and over and over again. Like it's I don't I literally do not understand it anymore.

I can relate to it because I remember what that was like, but I don't, I literally do not understand it anymore. I can relate to it because I remember what that was like, but I don't understand, I don't understand still doing it and maybe that's just me getting older and going like, oh yeah, I was wrong. Yeah. Like, but. No, that's exactly what it is. I guess it is.

At some point I go up. The more you get, the more you're just like, eh, you chill out over life. You start to realize like what's important and stuff like that. You don't have the timer energy for all the moral outrage on the internet. Even if you do, hopefully you're like, I jumped the gun on that,

like because this is totally, this, it ends up, there's all this data saying that's not what happened and that was just one person story and it's like you, what are you gonna, you know, it's like a cultural. It's the, it's the, there's a mountain of forensic evidence and all this kind of stuff, oh Jay, but what, you know what? It's just two, you got a frame, oh Jay. A frame, oh Jay, what you know what? It's just we got a frame

OJ frame. Oh, just too fucking good. It's just too good. They caught Mark Furman saying the N word on tape. Forget about forensic evidence and the end word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Clearly you hear that? Yeah. Wipe the way. Game over. You know that. those are the rules of engagement.

It's probably our parents fault. What? For building this system where you can't be wrong. I mean, you can still, yeah, I messed it up. Whoops. It's not a value instilled in us. There's no incentive to be wrong. It's just the internet isn't fun anymore, you know?

Yeah. All right, low tax. I hope this works out for you. Well, thank you. I appreciate it. But again, like I was saying, it's not like I'm losing my site. I mean, there's like, if I were to stay there, yeah, a bunch of people would leave the community would probably fall apart. Something like that. Because, you know, the left hates me, the right hates me, everybody hates me, it doesn't matter what group you are. You're an inner group, hate me.

And so I was, I'm choosing to kind of step down. So at least the community, that over 22 years has been there, you know, at least that survives. I mean, I'm going to pass it on to somebody else. Hopefully that will all work out, but, you know, at least the community will still be there. And it won't be obviously since I disagree with a lot of things that they say, it won't be associated with me because...

Is it possible you're overre the mass exodus chances I mean I I don't know your site or the people on it so I mean but I mean I think they are unapology well but my patreon is gone down from about eight thousand dollars to like less than a thousand I believe so I think that it actually is a majority of people based off that data. God damn. God damn. Yeah, that sucks. Oh, that bitch did you dirty?

You're not paying Alamoney or anything, too. Are you talking about the other? They're paying child support. And they measure it when you're at your peak and they don't change it. That's how, that's how Alamoney works, right, low tax? I think you can go back to court and petition it. You didn't even call it Almoni anymore, it's maintenance. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my goodness. Sorry, George Strauss, all my exes drive a Lexus. I would love to talk to you about divorce court sometimes. That is a fucking mess, but I have no frame of reference. I have no experience with it, just other than book reading. So, not to sound like the racist MRA you are, but the court system is highly stacked against the man. And there is a huge, huge, huge fight there for when a man's in court with a woman

and family court, but yeah, we can get to that another day. Yeah, yeah, that'll have to be another day. That's a huge topic. Um, yeah, I appreciate calling in, man. What's that? Yeah. I said, thank you for having me on.

I really appreciate it. It's, I know it's not going to change anybody's minds, you know, because everybody heads post, you know what? Post your evidence, go offline for a week, see what happens. Well, I have already sent everything and people, I mean, when people make up their mind on the internet, that's the world. And that's, I mean, the entire world view,

it won't change, you know that. People who hate you are going to continue hating you. Yeah. And they'll get angry or they're not for people to change their minds. They get angry or more dedicated. Yeah, they're insane. People were saying, yeah, just wait a while, you know.

And I'm just like, no, I guess I'm not doing this for the people who hate me. They're still going to hate me. You know of that, Dick. Yeah. And I'm just like, so I'm going to do what I feel is right and what I feel like doing, not what I'm afraid other people who hate me want me to do. Right.

I see. I agree with you. I take back my, I take back my comment. You're right. It's all good. It's all good. I mean, I don't have business. I'm unemployed and something awful is kind of dead, but that's all good.

Well, maybe Trump will cut you another check if you promised to vote for him. Maybe Trump will forgive my IRS debt. Maybe. They're taking Woodrow Wilson off of stuff because he was a racist. Did you see that? Yeah, well, I knew that I think his alma mater, they took down whatever statue or tribute to him. They took that down like three or four years ago.

Oh, did they? Yeah, racism? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, because it was, yeah. Let's take down the IRS. That's who started it. Yeah. Which I will send.

And Federal Reserve. It's the same right at the same time. That's racist institution. Mm-hmm. Starting every statue down, racism will be solved. It's like if you pick them up. That's all the little quest items, you know, the little trinkets and games,

then you get like, you unlock things. You unlock racism solved if we get every statue down. If we get all the gates, all the gates are optics and none of it's about the substance of the actual infrastructure of the problem. I thought about what you said the other week where it's a systems problem. Yeah, like that's what it is. Yeah.

Just like the court system is incentivized to punish men to force court. So it is. It's a system's broken. It's to prove your innocence. We've got to put signs on all the statues. Like pull this down if you are to support racism. Pull this statue down to support racism. And it just makes a fart sound.

Pull the statue. Hook all the statues up to the sewer lines so that when you pull them down, it's that's shit all over. That's very funny. Or just move them on top of buildings, right? Like move all the statues on top of areas that are too high to be climbed safely. Yeah. You know, like build them up.

So like, oh, you guys got that one. Good job. You want that down. Yeah. How about you, a little communist ladders? I see you've cobbled together. You've stacked your MacBooks high enough to reach that statue. Take off the heads of the statues and replace them with popular feminist poets.

Yeah, or put George make another statue of George Floyd behind all the racist statues drilling them in the butt. Like licking them into ear? Jesus. Whispering like, you know, racial positivity, lover. I think we could do that. That's what black people wanted, right? That fixed everything. Yeah, that was that was the guy's wanted. I was listening.

I was listening 100% and I promise. That's what I heard. All right, low tax, get out of here. Good luck. Good luck with your back. Good luck with my life. Thank you. Have a good one. Oh, you too, later. Oh boy. Good God. Good boy, boy, boy. What a fucking mess. Oh, God. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is he still there? Low tax, low tax. He's still there. Yeah. Hey, what about giving null the site?

Oh, yeah. That's revenge. Null wants to, what about you guys do a wife swap with your sites? You take over Kiwi farms and null takes over something awful. I hope he takes over a painful disease. Oh, no, is he here? You don't like null? Is null here? I'm not a fan. You're not a few farms. No

Okay, hold on you says he's you want to talk to him? Not really not really would you talk to him? I would I I'm in a pain I don't know everyone has history. All right get out of here Bye-bye. Yeah, it's gonna be funny though. It's null there. I Don't know I don't see him. Oh. Null is in the chat. He was having a rough time the last time we talked to him too, I think.

Yeah, he was. Okay, let me get to some comments. Man, the fucking internet can fuck your life up. Yeah, it fucks your brains up too. I know. Brains not meant to. No, it's the, we're not, we're not ready for what we've unleashed upon ourselves.

I mean, look, you can have, in your mind, you can have a handful of things going at all times. You go back to your caveman, whatever, 10,000 years ago, you've got it. I got to eat, I got to have my shelter, I got to protect myself. And I got to plan for the future, and I got to plan for the long term future, and I have my shelter, I gotta protect myself. And I gotta plan for the future, and I gotta plan for the long-term future,

and I gotta fuck, right? This is what our mind can handle, is these tasks. But now that we don't have to handle them, those slots still exist, and there's a maximum number of those slots that can be filled with garbage that you pull off TV. It's like the Gilligan's Island. You've got slots in your mind for the movie star Ginger, the millionaire, his wife, his skipper and Gilligan and the professor.

That's it. That's what you've got. And then media, media, large scale media has become, has become brutally efficient at filling those spots in your mind. Like, okay, we got a Gilligan over here, we got the professor, we've got Elon Musk as the professor, we've got the movie star, Big Fat ass Kim Kardashian or something. It's got a slot for every of the skippers, your dad, we're gonna fill that with Jordan Peterson,

whatever your flavor is. And you're going to be stacked all day, every day with these thoughts that you have no control over as long as you're engaged in the internet or a TV or a mass media in some way. And it will prevent you from thinking about anything else. And as they do that, they tear down history from under your feet so that if for a second you unplug and you look around to try to reorient yourself, you find nothing.

You find nothing but you find nothing but dogma. You find no actual history, you find no actual values or culture, you find only what exists in the present, the permanent present, the permanent present that we live in forever. Being rewritten in real time, not even rewritten in real time, but forced constantly on you. This is because of this, this is because of this,

these statues are because of this. Like, can you think, I have a niggling doubt that that's not how it happened. I don't really, I remember learning about this sometime long ago. That's why I value history a lot. Here I'm always, but people adopt that as their identity because they hear someone like you who does, and they say, well, I meet always, but people adopt that as their identity because they hear someone like you who does

and they say, well, I meet you and that's why I'm gonna talk about that's part of what I value. But I've always been interested in it, but I just, I think it's useful to know what happened and why and so you can see things. I just, I don't see any, any value placed on certain things that used to, that used to be considered valuable and more importantly, useful. Yeah. Nick is here, by the way. Oh, yeah. Let's talk to Nick. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Low tax was very low. I can't believe how low he was. Yeah, all right. Cause he'd been beaten by women. Jesus, did you hear that? No. Oh God, low tax is having a rough time. You know how much he loves beating women, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you heard about doesn't when you really get down to it. Yeah, I mean, that's why there's laws against it, Sean. Right. That's the fucking great. So I have some, they can't, what are they gonna do? Bye, back. Good luck.

That's why Nick has so many kids. This wife was like, you gotta, you gotta hit something else. I am not fucking gonna stand around here and get hit every day. One way or another lady, you're taking a pounding. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Nick, it's been a while. We can do it your way or we can do it my way.

I'm teasing. Lady Rackets says, I don't know. Lady Rackets would probably hit back. Yeah. She was. She's wiry. I'm sorry about new project too. I know you lost a lot of money on that.

Yeah. How dare you use son of a bitch. Yeah. How to consider a little amount of dough. Sean. Yeah. Oh, very bad, very bad. I did ask you to call in.

We were talking about, I think we were talking about new project to this week. And I, yeah, we were talking about that. And we were talking about just the banking system in general. Oh, God. It's likely, it's mostly what you said in your message that you tweeted out the other day.

Yeah. It's how these companies are forced to comply because of the payment processors. Yeah. It's layers and layers and layers of obfuscation. It's all protected by trade secret. You know, why they banned someone? Well, that's a business trade secret.

So you don't even get to know why, because then you might tell other companies how we decide to ban them. It's ridiculous. Can't do that. So make another bank, but the bank, even Credit Union's partner with larger payment processors that control the entire industry, and they have to pay such ungodly amounts of money to maintain their certifications, which is like basic encryption, that they always get busted not doing anyway. So they spend this ungodly amount of money and once they're in for the million, they have to do whatever you want.

They have to try to satisfy you at all times to maintain their good standing with you, the processor. God. Start a bank, doesn't matter. There's no effective alternative. There's not one that exists. No, there's really not. Yeah, it's absolutely crazy to think that you can't build it because to build it, you need access to the ACH network, which is controlled by, which is the automated clearinghouse. If you don't know, that's

where banks do end of day processing. That's how your money gets from bank A to bank B. And that's why your checks get processed overnight now, rather than taking a week of being mailed out to some idiot and then a bunch of weird money changing hands. It's all done through the ACH network of which MasterCards member and all of, there's something like 10 banks. And if you don't follow every single rule to the letter, they can just cut you out. And if you're, it doesn't matter what size bank you are, it doesn't matter.

And they won't take a while. Yeah. Oh, they're forbidden. They're policy actually is they're forbidden to tell you. Trade secret. Why? Yeah. If you get anybody on the phone, yeah, keep going Nick.

Well, and if you're, if you're cut off, I don't know how much history people want on this, but if you remember your, your depression era, history on banking, they have federal reserve was created largely due to the bank runs that were happening in the teens and then into the 20s. And they created a federal reserve minimum, that minimum physical cash needed to have on hand based on your overall deposit. The reserve requirements, right? Right. And no one, well, no one can consistently say how much cash they'll have on hand. So, and it's a little bit weird now because it's all numbers. It's all numbers. The numbers in a computer. Right. It's all numbers in a computer, but they're still required to maintain some sort of percentage. And if they're, if they don't have it, if they

don't have the right numbers in column A, they do an overnight borrowing from another bank who has a surplus because the way people move money, you can never tell it's not predictable enough. So if you don't have access to the ACH network, you don't have access to correct any deficiencies in your overnight fed rate and you get shut down by the fed. I think they removed that. I think the fed, because of COVID, removed the reserve requirement. Didn't they move it down to zero?

I don't know. I don't know. It's the funniest thing because while banks are shutting down my ability to do business, every single bank I've ever talked to is hitting me up about their private banking service. You really need to get, because we can give you that word private. Rates are cut. We can give you that word private. Rights are cut. We can give you a rate as low as 3%. I'm like, motherfucker, the fed rate zero.

Well, fuck you getting, were you getting 3% of the loan? Like, well, it's based on LIBOR, which is just a lies, is lies, and we stuck BOR on it, and that's your rate. Okay. Thanks. Thanks a lot. The LIBOR rate is that overnight, that's that overnight lending rate. Okay. Okay. Thanks. Thanks a lot. The last rate is that overnight, that's that overnight lending rate.

Yeah. Is what that is. And yeah, that's how banks make almost all of their money off of your money is by hoping they come to an excess and then lend it overnight to another bank and make just billions on the pennies that you're not using. It's great.

Start another bank, go to a credit union, it's all worthless. I know everybody, that's there. But go to Europe, but do you need an European bank? I talk to a bank in LinkedInstein. I'll funnel us into the same thing, right? Yes, essentially. That's the, yeah. I stayed up until like two in the morning

and called a bank and LinkedInstein and got their, got the closest thing to English they got. And I said, yeah, hey, I've got an, I've got an APS in Denmark. It said, yeah, hey, I've got an APS in Denmark. It's an LLC, but Denmark, I got an APS in Denmark. They'll allow you to do that for a thousand bucks. Can you guys, can I do processing through? Lichtenstein bank laws won't even let, they won't even admit that you,

they can't legally say that you're a client that you have an account there. The only thing they do in Lichtenstein is banking. So they have, it's money. Modern. I mean, you know, whatever. And they said, no, we now we can't do processing for you because we farm it out.

To okay, I see. So if I sold, if I sold people I could bank with you, right? They're fine with that. But I can't your your VIPA customer. Can't take money for my subscription. Okay, got it. Oh, thanks a lot for that. I don't know, Nick, I'm gonna take a run at that ACH stuff.

I was drinking all night and thinking about what to do. I'm gonna take a run at that ACH stuff and see what I can do. But I have a feeling the credit card companies are gonna start buying AC ACH Fin data, financial data, startups, and incorporating them into their terms of services and bringing them into their little fiefdoms and slowly using them. If you control the flow of all money, why would you stop controlling the flow of all money?

That's why there's a small problem with the crypto solution. Crypto kind of works, if you could get every individual remembering that most of the internet are just normal people who don't know anything about how crypto works. If you could get everybody to do wallet to wallet direct transfers, sure, that would be great, but there's not a convenient system for your average customer to do that. So, and they'll stop you if there is. They will stop letting you buy crypto. Yeah, and they're already moving, I've said it a hundred times, they've already got the patents on how to turn Fiat currency into crypto at the point of sale or back and forth. And so they're, they've already figured it out. Yeah. They already know how crypto

is going to work. And they're, they're going to mold it into how they want crypto to work, at least for a long time, at least for a long time. Yeah. They eventually overcome it. But crypto people are, they're big on like topple the establishment, but I think more reasonably, they're going to watch their system get incorporated by the federal reserve and turn into something slightly better than what we have, but not what they want. That's very easy for the government to just take over Bitcoin. They're going to make it illegal or they'll just buy all the, Amazon will just own all the miners. And that's it.

Anyway. Eagle or they'll just buy all the Amazon will just own all the miners. And that's it. Anyway, I thought Epstein was trying to own all the miners for a while. Oh, God, by the way, this came up. Never mind. Let's talk about this Twitch lawsuit. Did you see that? Yeah. So that guy is hilarious. yeah, it is. It's incredibly funny. I still have my doubts. You think he ejaculated on his PC monitor, causing a short circuit and a small fire within the electrical system, causing his apartment to blast.

I don't believe the fire part. Is he still using a C.R. key monitor? It's amazing. I mean, like, there's, there's no way he jizz fired an LED. I know. How far was he was he trying to rep his the tip, his tip on the screen? He spilled water on it, trying to get that taken care of too in the lawsuit. I swear to God, he's taking that. Definitely going to win. Yeah.

I swear to God, he's taking that from a red letter media thing. Yeah, where they was my. Oh, sorry, go ahead. Where Mr. Plink it was jerking off and he jizzed he came so hard that it shattered his TV and then it was like a hose of jizz that they kept spraying at it as a joke. Oh my god. Uh, the I I loved. I loved all three of his his damages that he suffered, but I think yeah, I keep coming back to he was compelled to stare at tits for so long. His retinas burned out.

Amazing. What do you look, man? I've stared at a lot of tits before. My retinas never bled, but I'm with it. This man needs this man needs to win. He's right in that it's impossible to get away from. If you go on Twitch to just watch Nick playing some video games, there's the tips right there. He got damn it. You got me again. Now I got to go watch these. Now I got an infection in my tip. God, it's

a vicious cycle of promoting these. The Uber successful e-thought. Yeah. Yeah. Man, it's over. It's over. It's over. You're gonna talk results, that's right. Everybody keeps going to them. Yeah, they really are. Let me see, we got LAP, oh, I like to this response.

I'm gonna go, you wanna read some comments, Nick, and advice? Sure. With me. I think that'd be a nice little palette cleanser. Yeah. Good God. Dustin says, just had an all hands with our new director, 250 people, including all of

middle management. The first five minutes of one hour where the female admin trying to figure out how to start a slideshow and PowerPoint. The next 20 were our mighty director telling us about her rescue dog and how much she loves going to her vacation home and skiing with her grandkids. Well, totally relatable. Boomers need to check the fuck out. How do you do that? Totally relatable. Yeah. Everybody's so happy for you. Losing fellow entry-level employees. When I was at my vacation home in the out skiing. Yeah, that's great. So really, we're all just so happy for you.

We have such a great leader, so in touch with us. And then the one asshole in the corner's raising his hands, like, look, I've just been trying to get Friday off for the past two weeks. Can I do that please? To go to a doctor's appointment. Can I get on my her possible ass cancer? My health insurance is still fucked up.

Can you like, can you just look at that please? Can you call the guy? Oh, that's a HR. A HR, yeah. They'll tell you about their doctor, you don't worry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry, you're not gonna miss any dog stories. Right, they got one for you.

Hey, to call me Kay if you read this, I'm a Mormon. So when I heard you and Sean talking about abstinence in episode two, uh, 12, it, like it was crazy. I wanted to chime in. I don't think it's that crazy. Oh, talking about abstinence, like it was crazy. I wanted to chime in. I don't think it's that crazy to abstain from meaningless, oh, judgmental, meaningless sexual encounters and the hopes of obtaining a more intimate relationship later on. I know you may be different, but for a lot of people, sex has a very powerful emotional, sex has very powerful emotional spiritual aspects that are better expressed in long term committed

relationships. Sean, did they teach you how to judge, how to aggressively judge people preemptively in Mormon school or something? Did you go to, is it in the, is that what the book of Mormon is all about? No, but like you can have, have your, if that's what you think, then then don't listen to me. I'm just saying. Why is it important that I,

yeah, don't listen to me. Who cares? Like by stocks to go up. Yeah. Only mayor. Only fuck the woman that you marry and have a wonderful life and it's very special and emotional. Great got it. No. No rest of us. Yeah. I mean, what about low tax? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean, sure. Sure. Now he's saying that's more powerfully expressed or you know what, blah, blah, blah. Well, he doesn't actually know because he hasn't done the reverse. Yeah. So, you know, you know, good, Shaji. But yeah, I mean, by all means, man, if that's what you,

yeah, means don't fucking he checks, go for it. Yeah. It's just, it's just not a thing that it's you're kind of, I think you'll end up, I think you'll probably end up better off if you have at least a little bit of experience. Okay. I do. It just makes sense to me. But, you know.

Nick, what did you have to say about that? I've heard the, you know me, I'm a hardcore conservative Bible thumping Christian always. But, and I think there's a lot of value. If you're able to win the jackpot and abstain until marriage because you don't marry it like 40, but you marry early. And you, which Mormons generally do. Yeah.

Right, which is, which is great if that works out for you. But I just wanna address the idea that sex has some magical spiritual meaning. Yeah, what am I, a burning man, pretending to listen to a chick? If you abstain until you're like 25 or 30 or 35, then yeah, it probably does because what you built up in your mind could never come to fruition as far as what you've made that.

For a lot of people, sex has a very powerful, emotional spiritual aspects that are better expressed. Oh yeah, like all the rats fucking outside of my house, are they having a deep spiritual connection to each other? Is that? I mean, it's, it's hard before the horse, right? Because sure, if you abstain and you only have sex with your, with your life partner ever, and you, it's a very meaningful experience.

Well, then yeah, sure, it's got this big emotional, uh, uh, metaphysical attachment. And you decided the hands of everything. But if you're just banging what else am I going to do? It does that if you're not a virgin as well. It can still be special. Because it's an emotional connection to it. That's right. Yeah. The sex doesn't create that emotional connection. It's just enhanced by it.

Yeah. So does acid. Like what? I don't like what is this nonsense. I don't like my favorite dessert any less because I've eaten other desserts that I like, but they're not the best. I mean, I still like my favorite fucking dessert.

You may be different, but any less. But for a lot of people sex is actually special. Okay. Okay. Look, I mean, yeah. Okay, I get, you know, it's more special for me than you actually. I have more, it's more meaningful, yeah, okay, that's, I get, I get, you know, it's special for me than you actually. I have more, it's more meaningful, more meaningful for me.

His upbringing is, that's what he would think. Yeah, that's what he would think. Because it was, because someone told you to save that. It's a justification. Yeah, he doesn't just know, I mean, he doesn't know, but sure, and you know what, it doesn't, doesn't hurt me, however you think. Like, were you in your basement cooking up these ideas

in like a chemistry lab using math and then, oh, well, there you go. I've mathematically proved it to myself that sex is only meaningful and powerful because I haven't had it and I refuse to have it until I'm married. Done. No, it's because you fucking heard your parents tell you it.

You dick. But I totally agree with you. I was talking to Randy. He's on the dating apps. I probably shouldn't tell the story. Yeah. Oh, you mentioned it, I think, right? Randy says, is it normal for chicks to talk about

like marriage and kids? Like so early when you're dating them? Like, Randy, how old, does he think he's younger than he is? That's what I said. I'm like, Randy, man, you should be worried about chicks. Not, if I was a chick, that would bring that up. Day fucking one. And I would never put out until I was married.

I'd be like, hey, are we getting married or what? I'm wasting, you're not that fucking entertaining to me. To be honest, I could go watch the office all night long, but I'm sitting here, getting bored of you and your small dick listening to your bullshit about work. Where's this going? What's going on? You're not that fucking entertaining. I got an entertainment device in my hand that meets you in 10 out of 10 tests. And then you get punched in the back in the middle of the night. But I totally agree

with you on your point about women needing to follow biblical teachings too for marriage to be worth it for men. Huh. Yeah. A woke ideology is starting to seep into my church's culture. Really? And it's driving me nuts. He's a steering wheel in his pants. Mm. It's a pirate. Oh, it's driving me nuts.

Isn't that the joke? I'm like, yeah. The pirate. Because women are being indoctrinated to believes they have no responsibilities towards men while men are still expected to behave the same way as before. Oh, I see. If you have any questions about Mormons, let me know. You're actually supposed to say members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Yeah. Mormon was a prophet. We're doing a rebranding, although it's not catching on because it's hard to say. PS. Well, people just, it's always been a sling. I mean, it's the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The book says Mormon on it. The book of Mormon does.

Mormons. Yeah. That's what it says on it. Mormon. Mormon was a prophet. I might be the only one who understands. PS, I might be the only one who understands, P.S. I might be the only one who understands Sean's subtle Mormon jokes, but they still hurt.

Keep going on those, Sean. Do I say subtle Mormon jokes? I think so, yeah. Really? Nick, you hate Mormons, right? Like, the jokes are always the polygamy, which hasn't been practiced in forever. Tell me.

I hate Mormons until I saw the Book of Mormon, the Broadway show, and then I love them from then on. It was, I love it. Fantastic, and I can only assume that it is a 100% accurate depiction. Yeah. I love that they took out an ad. The actual church took out an ad

in the Book of Mormon playbook when I saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, seen here. That's great. You've seen the show now read the book. Yeah, that's great. You've seen the show now read the book. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

Oh, State of the show, here we go. I like hate mail. Well, you know, within reason. Yeah. Too much of it, I wouldn't like that. I'm on set in a while. State of the show, hey, Dick, longtime listener here, nothing special.

I'm gonna get right into it. And say the show is really going off the deep end. Oh no, oh no, and I'm just one listener and maybe I'm a vocal minority or maybe I'm saying something other people agree with. Who knows? Trying to get pandering status by calling himself a minority. Got it.

Good point. Good point. But when you are almost victim blaming in the case of the underage girls in the Chris D'Elia story The line between comedy and commentary is kind of blurred Yeah, it's life is life is a bunch of gray area man. By the way, let me sing in. I'm trying to remember what that was I'll show you Shawnee Well, I remember, yeah. Chick-Post say, Chick-Post an email conversation that she had

with the comedian, Chris D'Elia, right? And her email to him was Chris, Kamala where he says, how about we meet up and make out? And that's what he said. And she said, Chris, I'm 16. And everybody went ape shit.

Oh, how could he do, how could he be praying on? It's poor girl or like that, right? Well, about a week later, Chris leaked the other half of that conversation. Can you imagine what his response was? Oh shit, he says, I thought you were at my show period. Gotta be 18 for that at least. My bad bye.

Yeah. Can you believe the well evil again what a monster can women I'm gonna come in industry you withhold all the information you things can look completely different yeah why would someone why would a woman do that why would a woman withhold that he said oh shit I thought you were from my show you have to be 18 to be at my show at least usually 21. My bad bye. Yeah.

Not any kind of even like call me when you're 18. My bad bye. Even with typos, meaning he was frantically, I could kick it out of you. We have to keep your eyes coming. They're coming. Shit. We have to protect these women who would then go on

to lie for fame online. We have, there's no more precious resource in America than teenage girls who lie to get attention from famous men and then who hold all this communication secret and use half of it to destroy their lives when they are then of age and no longer valuable. It's so fucked up. It's so important that we protect this resource. It's, yeah, it's just the whole fucking man. It's so fucked up. It's so important that we protect this resource. It's just the whole fucking man. It's the way people are raised by all the exposure to just what's value in society.

And then you can just turn that into weapons. You can weaponize it. It's fucked up. It's like the, you know, the creations end up eating their makers. Yeah. I don't know if that makes sense, but it grows. A woman wrote Frankenstein, probably a woman very much like this. Yeah. So this is why you go ahead, Nick. Did you guys notice that women were off the radar for too long? Yes. Because, because black people took over.

Yes, and suddenly there's the biggest wave of me to bullshit. Yes, I didn't notice that. Tricky told me to stop getting attention. I did too. I noticed that gay people also at the beginning of the month said, you know what, we're totally about black lives matter. We're going to step back and let Black Lives Matter do its thing. And then everyone's like, cool, yeah, get out of here.

And they said, and then the next week was like, oh, okay, so, but also, let's get back to gay people. This is homosexual month. We gotta get back to us. They had their month, that was February. Now we have ours. Yeah. You know, Jesse Lee Petersen wants to make July

white history month. You said that. I mean, he's the funniest, funniest fucking guy. He's the second funniest man in the world. Jesse Lee Petersen. Oh, he's great. Okay. So this guy who wrote in, it says, the show is going off the deep end says that I was

victim blaming in the case of this underage girl who withheld evidence that Chris D'Elia, the second he found out she was 18, said goodbye, and then she used the first half where he didn't know, and she represented herself as someone who was at his show in order to put so that's my bad, my bad, my bad. Now you make a good point about how these girls have responsibility in responding. But this is also a 40 year old man who knows he's not allowed to make sexual advances on underage girls. So here, look at this man, you're dead wrong.

You're dead wrong about that, aren't you? You're dead fucking wrong! And for fuck's sake, you're calling children horrors. No, not a child, teenage girl. I think you can call it teenage girl. I know a lot of 16 girls, too. Well, yeah, sure. Sure, it depends what state they're in now.

California know. But Indiana. Oh boy. Well, I just mean you call it, they're high school girls, you know, fucking other high school dudes or children's, what state you're in. I don't know anything about that in California.

What, two underage people? I don't know about, I'm not, I can't even picture it. In California, what state is that legal for me to picture it? I don't know. You should, you, you should. Don't you remember being in high school? No.

Okay. I'm going home. You know what? My high school created a like microaggression Instagram. What? Well, you mean late way after your time. They're that word you're going to say today. Today, today. Yeah? Well, you mean way after your time, they're that word you're gonna say today. Today, today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, come on, let me pull it up. Instagram.com slash shades of, shades of VHS. So they take random submissions of racial microaggressions and microaggressions that happen on campus and then they post them. Oh, good.

So they're shaming high school students in a way that is permanent that will possibly track with them for the rest of their lives. Yes. And then they post shades of VHS. I submitted one, but they didn't post it yet. I, you know, I can't imagine why they might not post yours. I was a teacher at Valencia High School. Oh my God. I can't imagine why they might not pose to us.

I was a teacher at Valencia High School. Oh my God. And the white kids would all call me Mr. N word, not the word, but the actual phrase N word. Yeah, that's right. And they... Yeah, I wouldn't expect to see that up there. Even though, here's's one even though theater is supposed to be a safe space VHS theater is filled with bigotry Makes me want to quit sometimes makes them want to quit the theater

No, rough theater problem So please don't did you nick did you see the girls Rough theater crowd. It's not pleased though. Did you, Nick, did you see the girls basketball players? I figured out what college is threatened to quit. Unless. Why are they trying to save the school money and just financial straights? Yeah, hold on, let me find it. Let me find who it was.

Women's basketball, women's, women's, women's. And I was watching, I was watching a YouTube video. And it's this series on how they're trying to do the pros versus Joe's thing, but with WMBA players. Yeah. Yeah. So they got a WMBA player to teach a scrub from his couch that she could beat him one-on-one and he ended up beating her.

Oh, that's always funny. Whoops. Cristiano May. This is from the, I don't know what, Kansas State, Kansas State University. And because of this guy, Jaden McNeil made some kind of dumb joke. I mean, I don't know. It doesn't matter to me if it's jokes or if it's flat out hate speech, it's no difference. And I think you're, I think people who defend jokes are just, are, are hurting their cause. Do you know what I mean? Because whether,

as soon as you say, it's a joke, it's like, well, okay, now, subjectively, if they don't think it's funny, now it's hate speech. Like you've just, yeah, you just, you've just given up the point that speech can be hateful. And it's, and it's all be protected. Well, that's what's, and that's what's, I think more dangerous online than in person. Because like if you're around, like you may have a mixed group of friends and you make that joke, they all know that's a joke.

Yeah. You know their sense as a humor. They all think it's funny. Even if something, even if somebody takes offense to it, they're more likely to say like, man, that's fucked up. But here, well, but my point is, if you say it's just a joke, you're part of the problem. Because it's the, all speech should be defended. It's not just the, it's not allowable because it's a joke. It's because it was said because it's not actions. That's why. Yeah, yeah. I understand that. Yeah. Go ahead, Nick.

This morning, I read the exact example of this and it's a news story. There's a guy up in Seattle who owns like 12 restaurants, very some famous chef, world traveler, blah, blah, brings in chefs from all over the world to his restaurants. And during the chaz bullshit, his food trucks got vandalized. And so he offered money to find out information about who vandalized them. He was talking about performing a vigilante squat of restaurant tours, which that was funny in and of itself. But walking the street going meat cleavers. No with, with, with these little pellet guns that fire out pepper spray pellets. I go, like peppercorns.

Yeah. Yeah. But, but so that was, that was, that was his plan. Parmesan. And then this trans, trans person goes ahead and posts something about him having to deal with it and Ozzy losing too much money and makes some jokes about him. And then he retaliates basically. And the people who follow him like docs this trans person and posted their, her license

plate number or something like that. And then he now has to step down from his restaurant, even though this person was provoking him. And the excuse was, well, mine were jokes. I mean, that was the exact, the exact thing. Mine were jokes, so it was okay. But his speech was way too far. Yeah. It's not, that's. Yeah, that's a losing proposition. Well, it was just a joke. Uh-uh, you just lost. Don't ever say it.

Don't ever fucking say it. Due to, this is what this girl says, Christiana May, due to recent insensitivity from Kansas state students collectively as black student capital black. Collective, are they happy yet? We just want a little police reform. Well, we've capital capital black. Collective. Are they happy yet? We just want a little police reform. Well, we've capitalized black.

I mean, surely that's better than police reform. Yeah, I know. You guys aren't asking for enough. Police reform, we could do that whenever. Let's get black capitalized. We got to get, we got to get Cleveland voiced by a black guy. We've got to get rid of Aunt Yamima. We could do police reform whenever, whenever.

We now that we're all together, we need to focus on the real shit. Right, yeah, Jesus. This is what I've been saying for you. There's problems that are too big to fix. So we, they're not too big to fix. All you have to do is defund the unions. But we, yeah, that's defund unions. Stop, no knock ones. That's a lot that. Not that. Not that. Not that.

Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that.

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Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. to how much they, to how much they want to stop crime. Like yeah, we got to have no knock runs. Oh, so those criminals are gonna get away. Yeah.

Man, who fucking cares? They're all getting away all the time. Yeah. Collectively as black student athletes, we will no longer accept these types of actions. This is a college student. Can't fucking wipe her shit. Look at this.

What was the recent insensitivity? Let me see. Jaden McNeil. What did you know what he said, Nick? I think I read it, but it was no. I don't remember what he said, but it was something, I think it was pretty innocuous. Jaden McNeil. I can't immediately find it, so I'm sure it was. Oh, he said congratulations, congratulations to George Floyd for being drug free for an entire month. Oh, shit. That's not pretty brutal joke. That's not true because he's full of formaldehyde. That's not true. I mean, that's, that's an absolutely tasteless joke. But bad jokes are fine. Like bad jokes are allowed. It's okay. They are.

They are. People have to have people have a shitty joke. But so what is, what is the, I guess, what is this? This is, this is no longer, except these kinds of actions. If we do not see any change, we will not play or participate in any donor or recruiting events. Oh, you know what I found in the pocketbook? You know what I find so great about this? But is that just one guy who said that? I mean, that's it students like you, are they getting, they're feeling like they're getting this

from all sides? Didn't you see that see that high school Instagram account with all those stories? This is all kinds of. No, I mean, jokes being said all the time. Yeah, I guess so. Especially against women. Ooh, boy.

What I love about this is these dumb athletes can't band together to get paid. Like the schools make asked millions of dollars off of their talent and then shit them out the back with a polyside degree that's worth nothing. No, I know. And these problems that they'll have for the rest of their lives and these, that rest of their lives and these morons can band together over a tweet, but they can't band together to make a single dollar because they're so fucking stupid.

Well, they're changing the rules on that, though. Some school, they're, they're, you're gonna see, you're gonna see, especially like foot, well, we'll see. They have to realize that the biggest, that the biggest sports subsidize all the other sports because they all lose money. So like football, football is why you have. You have. Football is why you have a water polo team.

Yeah. That's the title. Yeah. Because you can't give less money to other genders. A policy created against racism that will expel any student that openly displays racism on all platforms such as social media, school, Aggieville, and sporting events. Jesus Christ, man, it's like a fucking... It was just a student.

It wasn't faculty. It was just a student at the fucking school who makes a joke and they're like, what, he's gotta go. Oh, collective, oh. We also need to see student. Jaden McNeill received strong consequences for insensitive actions. If any of these actions are not taken, it's a promise that we will not play. Good. Go fuck yourselves. Go fuck away. What can play Tiddly Winks in a crack alley? If any of these actions are not taken period. Yeah. It's a promise that Vito corrected it. Due to the Vito did a red line through the whole thing.

Yeah. We also need to see student, yeah. Okay. Stop paying the cheerleaders to do the football or some work, I guess. Let me get back to this guy who says we've gone off the, gone off the rear. He's still going? Oh, yeah. You show a video on your show of a black guy beating the shit out of a macy's employee.

Yeah, I did. It's pretty wild. Because everybody defended it by saying, well, he must have said the word, you know, the only thing that I, you know, I read afterwards was just Macy said that it was unprovoked. Yeah. That's, I haven't heard any new information that's come to light. But look, I mean, if he said a word, though, he should be, he should be beaten. Oh, I don't care about. Oh, no, I got that. But it's like, that's it. That is in people's minds. Oh, yeah, sure. about, oh no, I got that. But it's like, that's it. That is in people's minds.

Oh yeah, sure. It's the people who have a problem with. I don't care about that guy doing gymnastics and macy's, doing CrossFit, beating the hell out of people. Yeah, everybody else is defense. And I agree with you, you can't be beating the shit out of people because of a perceived slight from a word. But weren't you calling for people to beat the shit out

of people for stealing hats last year? I doubt that. Oh, stealing hats. I think some people, I remember that. I think some people don't quite get when you're joking versus when you're, you know, wait a minute. If you're grabbing a hat, that's fucking assault. Yeah, yeah, I guess I guess Nick would be right. Sing. And then and then and then and then. That's on you cracker motherfucker. That's not assault. It's protected hate speeches protected by the first. I mean, you're fucking a hat.

All right, let's go, buddy. Give me that. Fuck, give me my fucking property back. Yeah. What are you? What are you supposed to do? Jackass, but weren't you. Yes, go for it.

Get your hat. Get your part. Remember that conversation. And it was funny. I'm just saying it comes off like you're showcasing black people as violent. Whoa. I think he's reading a lot into that. Wow. I'm pretty sure from the start of this, it's this has been a lot more pro reform and rights and shit than it's been. I lost a lot of followers for saying that systemic racism exists. Well, you can be blind to, you can be willfully ignorant to stuff when it's, so what do you call affirmative action then?

Systemic racism. That's what it is. Yeah. Racial, certain racial. I think people have the problem with the, people have the problem with the term racist because they think the, and I have a problem with the phrase systemic racism, recognizing the concept is a thing that does happen. But it doesn't, there, people want racism to be individual animus.

Yeah. Systemic racism isn't based on some individual like, we're going to get the black people. That's not how it works out. So, some people have a problem with that phrasing, I think, but I think a lot of people could agree that there's, there's different treatment of people based on their, on their skin color. There just is. Let's call it systemic different treatment of people based on their skin color. Whatever you want to call it. Is that okay? Is that okay for you fucking snowflakes? The don't like systemic racism? It just comes off, but when a fucking Maga Hat gets taken off someone's head,

oh, rules are out the door. Well, because it's assault, man. It's fucking stealing property. You make fun of the autonomous zones, which is fine, whatever. They're a pipe dream. I don't think they're feasible. You don't think it's feasible to violently take over several city blocks of a downtown metropolitan area and

enforce it with a rapper and grow six crops for 50 people. You don't think that's feasible? It's sustainable. The garden was taken down. It was taken down by the man. But you praised the... We never even knew her fruits. But you praised the Bundy Ranch standoffs. Yes, because it's public land. It's a big fucking difference. So like, which is it? It's taking over land and claiming it for yourself.

Good. Somebody that needs everything to be real simple, good, evil, black, white, good, bad. Yeah, and the bunny ranch about the fact that they, this family had been grazing that land for something like a hundred years. Yeah. And then they tried to implement a back taxation that would have cost them $2 million.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's also about the fact that the federal government took over an ungodly amount of the American West and Southwest and never handed it over. Like they have, they have discussed the federal government makes claim to a sick amount of land in the West. They have no right to. Yeah. Montana, it's north of 80% of Montana.

Wow. It's owned by the federal government. It's like, what, what are you, what are you going to do? There's acres and acres of land that people can use and you can't, you can't buy it. Yeah. Actually behind my house, there's 1900 acres of land that is owned by the, by the U.S. government. Yeah.

It's like, well, can I just buy like another acre or two? Yeah, I'm going to have more backyard coin. We need it. We need it. He's going to populate it all with children one day. You take really predictable stances on everything, which is fine. You're entitled to your views and it's a year's show. But you've really blurred the line between a satirical comedy show and a right-wing political

commentary podcast. If that's what you want to be, that's fine. It's your show. But I really missed the days where you made actual comedy and used non-PC attitude to make funny content. Like a Christmas album out of spite. That was Asterios' initiative. I don't think that worked out well for him in the-

Or fucking with Maddox. Now every week it's just right- wing commentary. I know there's a loud vocal minority that dominates your Collins and subreddits, but it really seems to represent what your show is about. I'm sure you don't care about one listener, but it's getting really hard to keep tuning in. I just want the show to go back to his roots. Right wing commentary about being anti big banking anti police and in favor of reforming systemic racism. You're the worst white right winger. I'm sorry buddy. I'm sorry. The show's not going the way you want it to go. I'm real sorry. Well Nick, I appreciate you calling in. Did you hear any of low tax call?

No, I didn't. I was, I slept in today. Good for you. I woke up right before calling in. Oh, good. It's just streaming all hours of the day. If you got, if you can sleep like half the day, and you, I do not consider that a waste of day at all.

Sometimes just like, oh, yeah, I don't want to do shit. I'll be on my phone. I'll go back to sleep for a little bit, wake up, get on my phone, maybe not off another time. Jerk off. Yeah, maybe I'll even finish. I'll just go halfway there. Cause I know I have time later.

Just put some Nios born on my tip. Oh, wait for that. He wasn't a heat. God, that fucking guy. Nick, they should have warnings, shouldn't they? Shouldn't all those Twitch girls be forced to put warnings on their tits, like on the packs of cigarettes? Yeah, just slap a label on it, says, warning if you're staring at this, the skin on your dick might fall off from serious masturbation.

Yeah, yeah, these tits are smaller than they appear on this stream. There you go. These tits are smaller than they appear on this stream. There you go. These tits are more annoying than you. Are you sure you want to donate $5,000 to Pokemon? She doesn't deserve it. Yes or no. Are you really sure? The only reason you're giving me money is because you wouldn't actually put up with

my shit in real life. Yes or no. Check this box. That would be right over a nipple. Here's a picture of the last guy, Pokey main bang. Are you sure you'd like to continue with this donation? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, why not? Why not?

I got to do all kinds of shit with my stuff. Knock these hose down. All right, Nick, get out of here. Yeah, I can. Did you guys say it later? Thanks for having me. Yeah, yeah. Peace. Oh, okay. What time is it?

I've been going a long time. Yeah, I've got some advice. Almost coming up on three hours. Oh, God. All right. Oh, my God. Look at that cool. You want to do voicemails or advice?

Let's do voicemails. Yeah. I'm going to go to the bathroom first. All right. I'm going to grab a coke. Okay. All right, everybody. This is the Dick Show Patreon.com slash the Dick Show, because that gonna grab a Coke. Okay. All right, everybody, this is MooddickShow, patreon.com slash the Dicks Show,

because that's all there is. It's remarkable. Yeah. You know, they have the same VC firm as MasterCard. MasterCard's an investor in the VC bank that owns a stake in Patreon. Is that right? Yeah.

It all just channels down to people don't want to support Patreon because of the, whatever, what they see is political censorship, but it's not. And yet they have MasterCard in the pocket. Yeah. I have MasterCard. Yeah. It's no escape from it. There's no escape. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. All right, everybody. Patreon.com slash the Dix show. See you next Tuesday. This is, this is the hard men working hard with tears on NP2, I believe it's a remix. I'm actually pretty depressed about it. All right, don't blame you.

I remember getting the little booklet of welcome to your merchant account from Chase for the first time. Yeah, not gonna stack of them. Stack of, you know. Booklets. Yeah, it's first time, yeah, not gonna stack of them. Stack of, you know. But what's... Yeah, it's... First one was special, the rest of them.

It's trying to beat that. By almost every single financial institution in the world from operating a merchant account for a minimum of five years. Would it be this case? I'm interrupting. It's like trying to beat... It's like trying to beat it. It's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall.

I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall.

I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I'm not saying it's like trying to beat a wall. I know something, something, John's done. I feel like I really need to stress the importance of that last line. Whatever this happens, Dick, don't forget. Okay? Would you hold my hand? If I saw you on Patreon. Would you help me stand?

Using the shitty out. I guess I'll say See you Tuesday Cause I know I just can't stay Here on the entire fucking internet apparently. Oh. Hard been working hard. They never comm slash R H M W M. They never disappoint. And yet you haven't listened to their album.

Oh, I have. Oh, you listen to the Dixia album? Yeah, we've been over this, right? You're talking about the, you know, you got me with, tried to get me with the V-net question. Yeah. Yeah. You listen to that? Oh yeah. You went over it?

What's that? The court song and all that stuff. We went over it, right? What? When the fuck did we talk about this? I don't have to talk about it again. All right, we got to do a bonus episode on Wednesday, I think. It's gonna be late this month, but there's a coral episode coming out today, so.

Yes. So you got, so you got that. You got that, which is nice? Yeah. So you got that going for me, which is nice. There we go. Little catty shack, bring it full side. Yeah, I'm used to use virtue signaling, your dumbass dog with a little far right talking points

every week, but for you to spend fucking 30 minutes sitting over not something poor fucking downplaying the fact that a 40 fucking year old man is I think same guy is that kind of predator towards a bunch of six year old girls same guy yeah 30 minutes bitching about you grow them what they're doing when they're fucking 16, which not only does it just ignore into the fucking world, but they have poor reasoning skills. And you just brush all that shit aside to be able to cover up for the dumbass who's fucking dreaming these girls. And he could be coming back around to them at 17, I think they're going to18 because he knows what he's doing is wrong. And I can't believe he'd sit here and just fucking do that for 30 goddamn minutes. You're a goddamn fucking idiot.

I guess I should have seen it earlier because you think I'm with that goddamn bastard loser fucking Ethan Ralph fucking fucking. Can't wait to go to the Greenland because that will dance on his fucking grave. I can't wait until it goes to Greenland, because I will dance on this fucking grade. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, I don't know,

maybe like 16 year old girls who are lying about their age and talking to celebrities are kind of like low on my list of shit to get mad about when wholesale rape of children is happening in public schools and churches. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, sir. How many things are you remembering

to get mad about every day? Because that's just, it doesn't even fucking rank for me. Yeah. 16 year old, horrors, sneaking their way into guys DMs. Hey, I saw you at a show. Oh, cool.

I've no ability to tell how old you are. I don't even know if you're a chick, to be honest. Well, that's, yeah, that's always been the thing about, you can be whoever you want. I'm 16. Oh, bye, fuck off, bye. Well, that's mine. That's right. As it, I guess, as it turns out, that's how it went.

The day you on Musk builds a rocket to Mars that runs off of teenage girls, I'll start worrying about what they're doing online. But until then, they're on their fucking own. Where you gonna say, no, nothing. Hey, Dick, Rob from Huntington Beach. I'm in a little bit of a quandary. My girlfriend's in the market for some new tips.

And she wants a D. Which is cool but no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no anything you can give me to change from out about the size. You greatly appreciate it. Thank you. I've always heard from women that they wish they went bigger. Really? Yeah. Find those girls and put her, find them like, oh, wow, it's crazy that we saw you at this Panera Bread. And why don't you have lunch with them?

You know, work it out in advance. Yeah. To go there. Find ones who they will, I've only heard from women that they wish they went bigger. I know someone who got them and then did go bigger. Oh yeah. Yeah, so obviously that holds true for her.

Find that. I wish I got the bigger ones the first time. Find that from women. Cause the fake ones don't look as big somehow. Hmm. Like even if you go, even if you go, whatever size you think you're going, Because the fake ones don't look as big somehow. Like even if you go, even if you go, whatever size you think you're going, they seem a little bit smaller because of the shape,

and I don't know why it is, but that's just the way it is. It's like shrinking the wash. Yeah. I don't, I'm trying to think of something funny for this guy. Yeah, I don't know, that's your category. I don't know. Oh, your category. I don't know. Oh, well, you know, you're a lot of you're a lot of misfire. Everyone's on a lot of getter.

A two two little of everything start working work it in subtly. Oh, that's funny. You know, get your time and it's like a little tiny dime. I like barely see it. Don't you wish you had a whole bag of corn nuts? Get her a bag of corn half of them. Yeah, that's a seal. Don't you wish you had a whole bag of corn nuts? Good or a bag of corn? Half of them, yeah, that's a sealant. Cut it, empty most of them out, and just reseal it.

Don't say anything. Don't say anything, just subtly. That's pretty fun. That's pretty fun. What we call gas lighting. This is actual gas lighting, gas light the fuck out of her. Is this smaller than normal? No, they've always been like this.

That's awesome. What are you talking about? Bagged chips, cut it, empty amount, reseal it. Are you growing or your hands grow? You have acro megaly? Are your hands growing? Are you saying you wish a little more? Yeah.

You want a little more? Try to, you know, try to take some salt peaters. So your erection doesn't get all the way going. Oh, you want a little more of that? So the one she's primed when the doctor's, so how big did you want to, a more? Yeah, bigger, you want a little more of that? So the one she's primed when the doctor's, so how big did you want more? Yeah, bigger, whatever it is, bigger.

Under, take a ho-ho or a cake and shave it all, get her a hamburger and shave it all around and cut out the middle and just basically go through very elaborate steps. Yeah, right, to psychologically condition her and thinking it's not enough. And see how that works out for you. You pulled it out of the last minute.

Hey, Dick. I just just did a check-in from South Florida. I hope you could give you an update on how coronavirus was going over here with the reopening and everything. The state just mandated the bars can't really serve alcohol. The fandal in ones are doing weren't allowed to be open. So many people, people of young people, I guess, quote, quote, fail, few social distance or whatever. That's a crime. I just cases in young people like 15 to 24,

jumped up 600%. How much did the testing go up? You just didn't stop. Even during the quarantine, we didn't stop. We didn't stop. Yeah, no. Yeah. You know, I tried, I tried to, you know, just like stay inside and better myself, but like I snapped,

started sneaking down to my enemy and making him get in before the 10th year of curfew, and just everybody had the nightclub into the day of my condos. Yeah, it's nothing. 10 person parties, not hard to do if you just manage. It's just a time year amount of people to manage the guy's real ratio and stuff, you know? So, when they reopened, when we reopened, I found a fancy Halloween restaurant that had

flushed itself into a crazy past nightclub at night. Since the actual nightclub was served alcohol, they don't have the plausibleows of the night ability of serving food uh... to also be out below the serval call totally not just looking on it all right all right all right we have a good for you sir uh... yes uh... second wave so let me get this straight depends on the the yeah politicians told all the

young people to go out protest i mean some said yeah well they marched with them On the politicians told all the young people to go out and protest. I mean, some did. Yeah. Well, they marched with them. Yeah, they did. Democrats. But the rates were going up before the protests. Testing was going up.

No, testing was going up. They ran up the testing by 300 times. They ran up the testing, but also the positive infection rates were going up. They weren't maintaining the same. So it was testing. No. So you're saying, a higher, even with the testing, there's a higher percentage of positive tests.

Look at the deaths. This is Florida deaths, exactly the same. Well, yeah, but deaths are, you can be positive and not die. But who cares about being positive? If you're not, if you live, who gives a shit? Because- Don't worry about deaths, right? Because you might infect somebody else. But the deaths are the same. Look, California deaths under 100. All right, I'm worried about deaths right because you might infect somebody else, but the deaths are the same look

California deaths under 100 all right. I'm talking. It's a hot three eight hours Plus not starting COVID conversation with you. That's we're worried about deaths, right? Yeah, I mean Yes, we're worried about deaths Yes, has anybody been like, remember in China, how they're doing those videos of people like convulsing and shaking? No.

You don't remember that? No, I don't. Before, when this hoax was being sold on people and China, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. When China was selling this hoax internally, because it's a totalitarian dictatorship and they wanted to clean up internally and throw up a bunch of people in concentration camps,

which they have. Which they do have. Well, they do. Yeah. And they've always been able to come up with a reason. A reason? Sure. So a guy like walking down the street and then having like a conibction fit and a seizure

because he's got COVID. You never saw those videos. No. Dude, okay. When when when should we go look? Well, probably when you were busy watching Trump getting impeached. Because when Trump was getting impeachedached China was telling its people that Covid is I have a bunch of seizures and then you diarrhea shoots out of your mouth and then you die

that's not really what happened and China said we got a locks of shit down China said you got it and then they started locking political dissidents in their apartments remember that and rounding people up in a van. Yeah. And hazmat suits. Rounding up people who, because of COVID, and hazmat suits, political dissidents. Yeah, rounds of people up. That's what China does. They lie all the time.

Yeah, they have concentration camps. Yeah, they do Nazis, right? I can't believe the entire rest of the world believe their lie. And they are, and they are acting exactly accordingly. And then everybody in America said, look what's going on in China. These people are like, oh, I don't want to do that. I don't do that. Look down. Look at how long there's down.

Where's all the seizures happening? I haven't seen one white people last seizures. There's no seizures, I know. Gavin Newsom just closed all the bars again. Is that right? Oh, that's good. Texas is doing that. Ah, Texas.

Texas shot up like a fucking the deaths. The, and, uh, well, here, you're gonna, you know, you know, you're gonna, you're gonna, this is all like two to three weeks behind. The death rate, right? No, yeah, I'd be there. Look, no, because it's's, because what happens is, it obviously takes two weeks,

when you die, it takes two to three weeks or so for your death to count, for them to do the paperwork. Like, so this, the desk you're seeing today, that's a great, as of like two weeks ago. Oh, why would they need to do that paperwork? To get money,

because they can't run a hospital during a lockdown. Oh, God. Do you have any more voicemails? Okay. Let's see here. He saw the title. No. I've fixed nails before and they've been kind of autistic.

I don't know. Wrong. I've fixed nails before and they been kind of on this sick thought world My ring blood Was the sound wave from Transform It feels really good. What better was last night? I was in my girlfriend. Oh, dude or sorry my friend and Sound waves girlfriend O.D. Yeah, I guess I can't make out what he's saying though. I don't know. He's like, inner John Cubes,

or inner John Cubes. Maybe she needed more inner John. Yeah. Maybe she ODE, then I heard John. I heard about ODE, ex-girlfriend, something like that. Is that his former's or ODE, ODE on inner John? I bender, jacking on. I have no idea what he's saying.

Sir, you need to call in with a real phone if you're gonna tell us that your girlfriend Odeed, okay? Please I mean I'd love I would like to hear the story, but yeah Well make the race today are fucking variety tax, okay? Well, it's a perfectly good idea to have like a variety of different options if you don't want to drink the same thing 6-6-12 Okay, but they always have shitty However, they always have to at least have one to two awful fucking flavors, right? good idea that i think i have a variety of different options if you don't want to drink the same thing six six to twelve but there was a shitties however they always have to at least have one to two awful fucking flavor right yeah

wake long last year in line both ship very suddenly craft group you're both ship uh... more often you think you escaped as fucking crazy valentine's day like If you think he escaped this fucking crazy Valentine's Day, like hard variety, candy

path of like chocolate toothpaste and then once you'll need to hide for a minute, but no, you go into the big boy adult world and then keep fucking doing it. It's bullshit. Take care guys. It's racist. So yeah, it's racist chocolate with that toothpaste in it. I like that. I like that. Is'm just shocked like that. I'm shocked like that. I'm shocked like that. I'm shocked like that. I'm shocked like that.

Is there a toothpaste flavored beer? That would be fun. That would be fun. Did you bring to parties? I bet that would taste good. A mint beer? I was just thinking that. All of a sudden it has anybody, you know, little mint.

I mean, they have like, there's... I'll bet there is one. A mint beer? I'll bet somebody's done it. Let's look. Look, yeah, I, this is something that I have to know the answer to right now. Mint beer.

Mint beer. Nauti, it's a stout. I guess it would have to be stout. It could, yeah, it'd be like kind of a chocolatey because they're kind of toasted. They're kind of, they're kind of chocolatey. Mint chocolate stout. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Okay. I'll bet it's, I need like a menthol. I'll bet it's pretty good. I bet it is too. I mean, I bet it's not something you would want to drink regularly. No, not only like too, but third one's always a mistake. Okay, let's try this one. Hey, Decaixion, my rage today,

and I know this one might seem a little bit harped on already with similar topics, but I think it needs to be addressed. Okay. My rage is nerd culture, or at least nerd acceptance. Mm, okay. That needs to be fucking snipped in the bud immediately, or at least 10,15 fucking years ago. Geeks are nerds.

I can't stand nerd acceptance. Being a nerds fucking cool, I know this is trying to try to, like, four years ago, this probably be a more relevant topic, but listening to Maddox in the uncut solutions episodes makes me want to shove every single person with every scrawny fucking loser into a locker for given the world i can't handle people talk about you need to be

you know it's important to the new bellicinno it's not fucking important for the average person to know about fucking science no no need to know fucking anything as long as i don't fucking drive and somewhat coherently speak they're fucking fine and they're like honestly do we i don't believe that bullying happen it just goes to the one picking on the ones of the litter i don't believe that anymore i truly believe that the point that every cliche of life

the murder the quiet kid getting bullied was because he completely fucking deserved it for me in the intractable little fucking prep. Because now that everyone thinks science is fucking cool, like we've already talked about the I freaking love science science, Facebook pages, like that. Like no, people are fucking insufferable. Absolutely insufferable.

That's why they had their own spaces, but it came to like B&D and we're fucking internet chat room. We even revenge of the boys you know we make that movie and we can just pop it off of it now we have to constantly listen to every single person talk about like why their little fields is important and why it fucking matters i get it i was at a fucking stupid point that i was a point extra to in high school now it's insufferable dropping out of college and lifting weights of the best fucking thing that ever happened to me

i know i was just gonna say that i live i'm a left every we even left everyone is not that that's got to be the greatest me of the century this bullshit is still going fucking stop i mean i know i have bothers and so much it is annoying like accountability in life doing the right thing i would have shown you a fucking locker give them a frilly give them a new jibba whatever he's fucking deserve to put

it back in their fucking place yeah shut up nerds this uncle reko from the point of dynamite this fucking way drink milk drink milk yeah we're being drink milk or whatever fuck bitches at least that stopping a fucking like self sucking lose your loser creep?

Yeah, take care guys. See yeah, that was a hell of a call Drink milk. It's really worked up about that drink milk lift weights Get coronavirus drop out. That's cool. Yeah, that's what all that. Yeah, that's what all people are doing nerds geeks Not welcome get in a locker So what makes me a raid is one people start to tell you a story that they've told you before you know Maybe they're a boomer. Maybe they Maybe they've been concussed too many times Yeah, I've been there

But I tell you a story to start to tell you that you heard before and you say, oh yeah, the one that this and this happens. I don't know where you cut your foot off. I heard it. In the U-Haul truck. Yeah. And then they continue. And then this and this and it continue to tell you the story.

I was trying to tell you nicely. When you're trying to be nice. I know. I know. I was a great story. You told me this one in Christmas and this hat. That should be the end of it. Right. But it's not. But they have a compulsion to finish the pocket story it's like what are

you doing to me what are you doing yeah I gave you on what are we doing I told you I like the story it's just you and me for you it's you're gonna tell anyway because there's not even a new person here what I mean it's like a it's like a blue ball thing it's can you just can you just go do that in the bathroom go talk to the mirror or they'll call a fucking boy. Go for the bath. Go for the bath. What is that?

I don't know, but it exists. Oh yeah, I heard this one that. Oh yeah, the one about the, oh yeah, okay, and then he found it. So I wasn't sure if I told you that or not. Yeah, cause you know, on the next conversation. Cause I went in and then I did, oh man, what's going on, man?

Yeah. Stop watch. We gotta have some kind of like cryptography, stop, like you're wasting my time. All right, you wanna keep going? Yeah. You're on the clock. Go ahead, this costing you. I'm sucking this money right out of your crypto wallet.

Are you agreed to? Not bad, not bad. All right, everybody. All right. See you soon. See you Wednesday, I guess. See ya. Who agreed to? Not bad, not bad.

All right, everybody. See you soon. See you Wednesday, I guess. See ya.