The Dick Show - Episode 215 - Dick on Generation NARC

Episode Date: July 14, 2020

Generation NARC, the Alcoholics Anonymous Auto Club, camping problems with my family, teachers don’t want to work, getting COVID or getting molested, Disney world is opening, my nephew busted sending wieners in the DMs, Women masturbating and sex, the problematic George Floyd transcripts, a nearly gay erotic story, Crippled Jesus explains his gambling system of "Downing", JLP is the anti-MLK, Scrabble's brand new bag of slurs, Bamm-Bamm's Strong Weiner, and the WHO on masks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I feel too sick. Two sick might have been the bag of popcorn. I ate might have been switching from gin to whiskey. This all bro for this morning. Thank you so much. All this morning, all this morning, yeah, and for whiskey and popcorn. I really got to stop trying to, you know, recover from the week in the last two hours

before the show. Yeah, I need to you know, recover from the week in the last two hours before the show. Yeah. I need to start on Friday, recovering from the week. Yeah, it's like a, yeah, you got to stretch a little detoxing out for, but then I don't know. I wouldn't sound the same. No, well, sound all alert. Yeah. Who wants to listen to someone who's just loving life and alert? Well, I mean, not me. Well, if you sober up, you can hate life more. Can you though? I do.

I don't think you got your help. That's what everybody says. Well, you got your help. You got your help. I don't have that right now. I feel sick. Who needs it? I'm inside.

Yeah, well, who needs it? I don't have my help. I'm dying, Sean. We're all dying. I'm dying of, I'm dying of tyranny. We're all dying. It's like a, it's like a Eastwood says and unforgiven. We all got to come and kid.

I mean, I guess he had a coming, right? We all got to come and kid. A, A, no, I can't do AA because I can't admit the, I can't do the higher power part. I tried. Yeah, they tell you, I think they tell you, you know, your higher power can be anything. It can be AA, it can be any but, I mean, it's,

it's quite right. Yeah. Well, that was, I keep inventing lower powers. That's my problem. Well, that was always, I tricked them. I always, yeah, there's, you know, have you ever gone to AA? Oops. Yeah, I've been. Yeah, you have. I have. Yeah, many times. Did you get a chip? Did this chip? No, no, chips real. As far as I know,

they are. No, I never went. I do not have a chip. Can you just walk in and say, like, hey, I've been sober for 50 years. Can I get a 50- chip today? Um. Yeah, I don't know how they would verify that. Are they cool at least? Can you 3D print your own chips at home? Well, see, am I missing the point of AA with these questions? Yeah, well, ha ha ha ha.

Look, apparently it works for a lot of people. For somebody, I don't know, for somebody like you, and I can say for sure. Oh, for sure. For sure. For sure. No, because I'm putting myself in the say for sure. For sure. For sure. No, because I'm putting myself in the same thing. Like honestly, like that higher power thing is a sticky point for a lot of people.

And also, the, I'm powerless to control it. Like, it feels that way, but it's, I don't, I don't believe that anybody is 100% powerless. See what I think, you know what I mean? That's just my own, I know. I understand that I heard a bit. I've been a few times though to answer your question. And I think it depends also on what groups you find. People, they go to some groups and they're like,

I don't identify with these people. And then they go to other groups and they're like, I need a group of sluts. These people get on the hot, they get to be sluts. everybody smokes drinks and fucks. Oh, really? Yeah, that's right. We're going to rehab is like that too, apparently.

Did you go in and say, like, hi, I'm Sean and I'm an alcoholic. Did they make you do that like fight club? No, I just sat in the back a couple of times. So I was like, yeah. No, wait, I did once. Oh, you did? Yeah, I'm Sean and I'm an alcoholic. Yeah, I did once. And then you'll go, hi, yeah. No, wait, I did once. Oh, you did? Yeah, Sean and I'm an alcoholic.

Yeah, I did once. And then you'll go, hi, Sean. Did it feel good? It didn't feel like anything. No, it felt fake. It felt fake. You gotta have a few drinks in you then. It didn't feel good.

No, it felt fake to me, not that I didn't believe I was an alcoholic, that it just seemed like a ritual to me. Like it didn't, it didn't give me, I think that's what it is. Well, yeah, but it didn't give me any negative feelings about it. Yeah. But it was just like, I was like, oh yeah, they do that. Welcome to Sunday, everyone.

And it was like the anonymous part, I guess, is that they don't know your last name, right? I guess. Well, you could give them any know your last name, right? I guess. Well, you could give them any name. Yeah. Yeah. No, sure, but it's just, I'm dick. I have a feeling that like almost everybody just gives their real first name because, yeah.

I think so too. Why wouldn't you? I think that higher power shit, I think the powerless thing. Yeah. I think a lot of their nomenclature gets a bad and dumb sounding rap because I've always interpreted it as, I have no power to control the cravings. Oh well, the liquor cravings.

Well, it better always be there. Like I'm never gonna be free of it. It's that, that's the admission that is important. Yeah. Because they don't think like that. Like people get in these mindsets of, oh I gotta, if I don't have the cravings, I'd be fine.

No, you're always gonna have the cravings. Well, the cravings, I will say they diminish greatly. If, do they? Yeah, big time. But, and if you, we'll see about that. If you pick it up again, then you'll go back to having those, you know, like, oh, yeah,

like, oh, I'm just gonna do this once. That's what I call them. Yeah, I'm just gonna do it this once, and then, you know, like for the nations. Little while, you're like, oh, yeah, you can do it again, that was pretty good. I can, you do this once. That's what I call them. Yeah, I'm just gonna do it this once and then, you know, like for the nations. Little while you're like, ah, yeah, you can do it again, that was pretty good. I can, you know, but. Oh man.

I don't know. I don't know, because I can't remember the specific verbiage that they use. I know they say that like your life has become unmanageable and you are. That sounds like me. Yeah, sure. Okay, check.

Well, to be, you know triple, and AA, AA. Yeah, well, yeah, it's how fast you can drink. Drunkenly change a tire. Yeah, yeah. You get fucking just rip, or and drunk. I'm gonna go A. Yeah, you go, you're working a NASCAR pit crew. And see if you keep out your fingers by the end of the day.

You get a chip. You get a corn chip. Corn chip. For some bean dip. You get a half. You get a corn chip. For some bean dip. You get a half cap. Here you go. I'm showing up in overalls with my fake name on there. Yeah. Drunkas is sky.

Skater. This is a quadruple. I'm skater and I like a Dorito. Hahaha. Is that a dick? Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna miss the show! It was a contest, gonna be live from around bugger deep in the hardest city of failure. I mean, how was the domestic match today? K, the $20 million man, what does America's worst?

Mexican, 65 weeks running. Joining me as always is world touring. LA-based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy? Somebody said I should add a new thing to my, oh yeah, do you remember the fake microaggression that I sent into my high schools microaggression account.

Yes. I said I was I'm a teacher and the students called me Mr. N word behind my back, but not the word just the phrase the N word. It still is the same to me though. They published it on their on their Instagram. It's so fucking dumb. This next generation is such a bunch of fucking gnarx, generation gnarx.

It's gonna go gen X, millennials, and then generation gnarx, a bunch of tattletails. That's like writing letters ever, you know what, how would we, nobody go? I mean, that sounds pretty ridiculous. That sounds like an obvious punchline. Sounds like a setup to a joke, and then like an absurdist dad is, maybe punchline humor is gone.

Like maybe there's a smaller genetic pool that has the humor gene. Oh, they're so obnoxious. Or just the, I'm fucking with you, Jean, because everybody takes everything so fucking seriously. What teacher, what teacher is filling out this form, saying they got called Mr. N-word, the phrase. Yeah, the phrase, Yeah the phrase not the word That's the kicker T phrase as we call it. We can't say it anymore. It's the T phrase. Oh

Generation NARC that's what they are That's what we're gonna do. Oh, this new world's open, but they're not taking enough precautions Online someone listen to me. I'm not getting I NARC therefore I am my There's no world's open, but they're not taking enough precautions. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no kids nowadays about that because like not again dude you don't want to be a snitch you don't be a snark like that was a hate you that was a bad thing just like the school yard or whatever the school kind of regulated itself like oh he's a fucking mark I'm telling you man the teachers they you remember when we were kids how they like they

promoted this idea of writing letters causes change like well if you write you're a congressman or well you write, you write the big company, and that promotes change. Eventually, turns out that you can only change bullshit things with letter writing, right? But they kept ramping that up. Well, no, not letter writing.

Now you got to make a big stink about it online. Now you need a petition. Like every generation gets this increased, increased, increased, increased levels of activism that they have doing. Is that thing working okay? Yeah, it's working fine. Activism that they have to engage in to be a part of society.

But is it, well, it's more noticeable to other people engage in activism, because nobody knows if you write a letter back in, but like people do know if you make a huge stink online, right? But it's just, is it just to the other people? I mean, how much are people caring? I know things can blow up quicker. I hope I don't get called Mr. N. Word again. That's all I.

Well, it's a dark period in your life. Dick, that was a, you know. Oh, I get it. Yeah, I get it. I should have ended it with that. And the worst thing is I'm not even black. They still would have published it. I know.

They're still fucking would have published it. Oh, how ignorant of them. Oh, how ignorant they couldn't even tell the difference between somebody from the Middle East and somebody, you know, like, that's the defining characteristic of this generation. They want other people to be getting in trouble. They don't want the thing not to have happened.

They want you to get in trouble for something. Yeah, I never thought of it. Something like that. It's so fucked up. Like when we were kids, it's fucked up, please. You're gonna get in trouble. Now you didn't do shit. His mom comes storming over.

Like whatever beef we had, we all know mom is the bad guy. Yeah, we all know it I will I will I will I will defend to the death you're right to disobey your mother even though I may not agree with the things you're doing Oh boy, I'm charged up this week. You think you think living under A tyranny is bad enough until you go camping with your family. Oh, see what the original tyranny. You got to talk about that. You realize the whole system exists just because of this original failure. Well, you know, it's scalable. Yeah.

It's Sean, you don't realize how these people are living when you've been away for so long. Yeah, you go, when did you start doing this? What the fuck are you doing? I swear it wasn't like this when I was here. Maybe it was though. I had a full on argument about turning the generator in an RV on so we could enjoy nice hot showers. This is a, this is a, this is an initiative that I had

to create and defend with shouting. Turn the fucking generator on. These are words coming out of my mouth. What do you mean? Turn it while we turn it on and it must not be working. Yeah, I know that it's, it's a generator. I promise you that it works. Like as it was, didn't make hot water immediately. Because they didn't want it to work. Oh. Why? I don't know. For the life of me, I don't know.

I don't know. These are the things you learn about yourself and your family when you are pushed together and quarantined locked in a chamber with them, locked in a campsite with them for any extended amount of time. When you sit there wondering at night, why has made what makes me different in my mind? Why am I not willing to just take ice water showers?

Because I don't want to run a generator. Is it the, it can't possibly be the expense? We can't run the generator. They charge for hours. How much are they charging for propane? What did you guys do? You rented? My parents rented an RV.

Okay, they don't, my mom wants a shower, I think. They want to show you a real toilet. I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but my God, the resistance, the resistance to simple luxuries like warm showers are lost on these people. Yeah.

And I don't understand it. Well, second day too, you mean to tell me that we could have been taking hot showers this entire time and you guys just didn't do it? No, it's too loud. We don't want to bother everyone with the, with turning a generator on. But you're not, you're not, you're not backpacking and you're not even, you're not even tent camping.

Like this is like, flick a switch. This is just going and parking a vehicle in a really nice looking area. So you might as well just enjoy. It's not like, what do you think you're fucking cheating by? What are you gonna, if you're in like a, you're in like a $80,000 fucking vehicle that's, are you gonna guilt them if they turn their generator on to have a shower

as God int as they paid to have? Are you gonna be angry at them for being too loud? It's like the brand new cake. Nobody wants to cut, you see, everybody, every generator would fire up if somebody would just, would just cut the first slice. So all you wanna do is cut the first slice, and then it's like, who cares?

Then everybody's like, oh, thank God, they did that. We didn't wanna be the assholes, but man, this fucking ice water shower sucks ass. Water is coming from two miles under the earth in the deepest cold storage of Bass Lake being pumped up to the shower. It's about 46 degrees. 46 degrees.

Ice cubes are shooting out of it. My balls have descended, has risen into my body. Yeah. I'm saying, turn it, turn it on. Turn it on. No. No, actually, I find it refreshing.

I find it refreshing. My sister's in there, taking a cold shower out of spite. And I'm so cold that you can't control your breathing. You're like, like, like a prison movie. Can I spray it down? Yeah.

Yeah. Gentlemen, you've both been to county, I presume. Like, if you guys think, if you guys think I'm letting my girlfriend shower in ice cold water, you're out of your fucking minds. Did you guys, it was, did you rented a motor home? Hey did. We just camped.

Yeah. We just camped. Wait, you took, you got tense and went somewhere else? No, we camped behind, we camped behind the motor home. That was a whole other thing. There happened to be at the end of the cul-de-sac of motor home, cul-de-sac of motor homes where there was a street light there to warn.

It's hilarious. It's like you went and parked in someone's neighborhood. It was like camping on the goddamn street. I swear to God. It was like a fucking junior high school across the fence. You know, were you guys just in a neighborhood and they told you you were going to see? I almost didn't go because I'm like, I know RV parks, I know they're slimy. I don't want to go to an RV park,

but I would like to spend time with my family. Stupid, stupid, stupid. So you really got a drink last. Sean, oh yeah. Well, I was drinking nonstop. Yeah, once you realize you were with your family. You know, my brother-in-law was driving the RV. Yeah.

The whole way up. Oh, he was. He stayed at exactly 65 miles an hour in the truck lane for four hours, the entire way up. Really? I've never seen anything like it in my life. He's probably never a size on the dot. Never driven one of those before.

He's a criss-cross control. I guess not. Yeah. 65. Yeah. 65. Yeah. Unreal. Hmm. Like we're spot on.

65 with an empty bike rack in the back. My father dumped all of the bikes in the back of my truck because he didn't want his to get scuffed, I assume. I have no idea why I would leave the bike rack open. So you took the other way up. You took your, oh yeah, I'm always, you know me. Exactly, I don't want to be able to piece out at any moment or stop or whatever.

Do whatever I want. Yeah, that's very important to me. Actually, it is on a long road trip like that. It's like, there's a group that does everything by consensus that takes fucking hours and hours. It's like, you know what, I'm gonna fucking meet you there. I'm out. Because I'm a man behind that's my motto.

You know what, figured out, I don't care. Like I don't care what you decide. So we get there and there is a cliff that were part, nice, a nice beautiful, beautiful cliff that were parked at our spots on. Yeah, was a set up our tent on the other side of the street. Other side of the street light. Yeah, there was a nice view of the mini mall.

Cliff right after the street light. Yeah, there was a nice view of the mini mall. Yeah, Cliff right after the street light. There was a street light there that I think was the brightest light on earth. It's flipped on. We get into bed, it flicks on and it felt like a fucking alien abduction. Yeah. Chining down, I don't know what that is.

Holy shit, is that a goblin? Is that a gar? Is it a gar? It's an alligator gar. Oh, yeah, speaking of fishing, my father decides to bring, go ahead, rotate that for you. My dad brings, that's a big one. My dad brings about eight fishing poles at a tackle box, the size of a cooler, to go fish because he suspects there will be fishing to be done in this lake.

So we go out at noon. You know, it's the synthesis of everyone's activities that really is what destroys the family vacation. I want to go out on the boat. I want to go, it's everybody, I want to do this, I want to do this, I want to do this. Let's combine them all. No. Yeah, that's not.

So we end up, nobody gets what they want. We end up pontooning with eight fishing rods sticking out of the boat. Oh god, yeah. In the middle of a pack of jet skis. Oh, no. This is not. What did you guys have jet skis too, or waver on? No, it's the lakes full of them.

It's a party lake. Oh, man. That's, because you guys were up in like a nice area. You're getting up around your osymity, right? Yeah. See, that, I can't, if I go up there, I go all the way to like the higher lakes, you know, in like the eastern Sierra's because there's not going to be any jet skis. There's not going to be like if I looks like that, it's got to get the jets.

Jet skis are fun though. No, they are fun, but I don't know. Maybe it's just because I don't party anymore, but I'd rather go, yeah, I don't know, man. There's something about, there's something about that's okay in like a desert lake. Yeah. Oh man, there's something about, there's something about that's okay in like a desert lake. But like all of a sudden I see that like this really pretty area and the mountains are snow-capped or whatever

and just like then fucking lake flees are buzzing all over the fucking place, you know? I woke up at one in the morning, it's like oh surely this light will turn off at 10 or something like that. Wake up at one 30 in the morning with a tractor beam. Can you hear it buzzing? No, thank God.

Oh, okay. A tractor beam shining down, I thought it was, I thought it was noon. It's like, oh, wow, I still feel pretty drunk for having slept until noon. Check the phone, oh, no, it's 1.30 in the fucking morning. Okay. Oh, that's right. Great. So glad they put this here.

So glad they would leave this on all night as well. Everyone in the mini-home must be in the freezing-ass cold. Many home must be loving it. Turn the generator. How big was the motor? The boys refused to shower. Thank God. And thus they turned the generator on.

Yeah. Piping is not a shower. They don't want to do it. They don't want to do it. They don't want to do it. They're not a shower anyway. So it's like any excuse, right? Yeah.

Fuck this. They know they're negotiating power. Yeah. They can simply, no. Yeah, no. We're not showering if it's cold. And you know what? I mean, we may go back on the tooth brushing thing too. Yeah. I may have lost it.

Yeah, I may have lost it. I might have done a shitty job in there, but because of water, it's too fucking cold to brush my teeth even. I'm worried they might crack and fall out. Yeah. Turn the fucking generator on. Yeah.

Uh, here's what else makes me rage about. Can't be posting these, are these dickheads? Yeah. Turn the fucking generator on. Yeah. Uh, here's what else makes me rage about camping. Who is posting these are these deck heads? The size of that fucking guard. I think they're just Googling. Yeah, that could be. You can't show Sean a picture of fish. It's too distracting for you. I know. It's true. Um, camping chairs. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't know why we do this to ourselves. Right. With these scoliosis inducing camping chairs, the ones that fold out that are canvas or whatever, that accordion together. Yes. The four posed camping chairs. Right.

Yeah. We're like an accordion. Yeah, they have like the rows are the devil. They're like the scissor, you know, what I, you know, they're yeah, cross so you can accordion them out. So they should be completely banned. Yeah, they're extremely uncomfortable. Most, you feel like a little child. You feel like a dog scraping your asshole on the driveway, sitting in them. It seems weird, but sometimes sitting on them at a 45 degree angle is more comfortable

than if you sit in them correctly. Yes, and it feels womanly though. I don't know. Have your arm all your leg all propped up your arm over the back. But for some reason, it's like fatal attraction. Yeah. Or basic instinct, whichever one you want. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a basic instinct. They're unsitable. Everyone has them. Fatal attraction was when it was. When it was. Fatal attraction was when it was... Fatal attraction was when a trans woman goes after Michael Douglas, I think.

Is it? Oh, no wait, that was Glenn Close. Let me see. Oh yeah, here's the other one that makes me, oh, you look like you got a little burnt. That's the other. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know that I got a little burnt.

Yeah. There's no need. There's no need to do what you're doing. I'm aware that I did not apply sunscreen, and I was outside, and the sun does this. It hurts. It's happened before. Fucking hurts.

I'm not pleased with it. I was hoping that it would not happen. I go, eh, you know, I mean, I've got some kind of a base. And, you know, I mean, I've got some kind of a base. And, you know, I'm half Mexican. You know, I might get away with this for, you know, an hour. It's like, no, you pretty much are fucked after about 20 minutes. I know. Yeah.

I'm aware that I got a little burnt today. Yeah. What do you, what do you want to say to me right now? Yeah. That you're not saying. Right. Is it, I told you so. Is that why this is leading into or coming out of?

Depends what the conversation was before. Hey, you're gonna put on sunscreen? It's like you got a little burnt today, idiot. Yeah, right. Uh huh. I know. I wish you did, to be honest. Then you wouldn't be telling me about looking a little burnt.

Cause you'd be in your own, you'd be paying attention to yourself. That's what it would be. No, no sun burnt motherfucker ever comes up to you and you look like you got a little sun today, because they are in a world of pain themselves. They're hoping no one will notice how stupid they were. Like, oh, you really tied one on last night from some sober cocksucker, just sitting there with a big dumb grin on his face, feeling great. Yeah. You look like you really tied one on last night from some sober cocksucker who's sitting there with a big dumb grin on his face,

feeling great. Yeah. You look like you really tied one on it. I got up at 615, went for a nice run. For her run today. I got a run to the bathroom. I ran to the bathroom throwing up all the way, trying not to shit myself.

How are you? Ha ha ha. Look like you got a little sun today. Fuck you. No shit I did. I was hoping that I would be evaporated like a vampire. That's why I got so much sun. Okay, let's see here what I got here.

Oh, teachers don't want to go back to work. Is that a surprise? No. No, no, no. What a shocker. L-A-U-S-D. I got the figures here. Ooh, honey, can I have a soda like Sean? I don't want to be left out.

I had the figures here. And I satisfying crack. I think it was the L.A. Teachers Union voted 85%. Yeah, that they should stay closed. 83% said they should not be open because it's hitting us hard to think we may not be back with our students this fall. Is it really?

Well, that's one of permanent vacation. You fucking, baby, you fucking bitches. Yeah, I don't know that you have to necessarily put that. I'm cynical. I just, I don't believe, I don't believe the majority of teachers love their job. I think some of them do. I think some of them honestly like to teach

and they don't let certain kids bother them and they do it for the kids who want to learn. But I think a lot of them probably don't love their job. I think that 83% of these people don't want to work and that the remaining 17% are probably pedophiles who are. Hahaha. I'm upset that their access to children has been revoked. Oh boy.

From them. I just, I love it. I love reading their statement because they talk about how, we know this is hard, so many of us blah, blah, but safety must come first, along with a commitment to focus on strengthening distance learning, you know the US Department of Education says one in 10 students will be sexually abused

in public schools. Really? Yeah. Do you think the odds of that are higher or lower than any kids dying of COVID, which is sitting around, I don't know, 0.001% mortality rate for children. Yeah, I will be a bit... Safety of the kids is the safety of the fucking kids really what's at stake here? They say safety of the kids are just safety of everybody in jail.

Oh, that's a good question. Maybe it's just them. Retire than you old bags. There's no fucking way any of you know how to use, I, half of you don't know how to, half of you can't even describe what Zoom is. And the other half of you are too stupid to use that I fucking know you are. Retire, get the hell out of there. Let's some of the other chicks in there to teach you old brods.

You had how much time to find a husband, so you don't need this fucking job anymore, go home. Ah, we get, yeah, we got down to it. Go turn on a generator. Cut turn on a fucking generator. It makes too much noise. Why? Why do you have it then?

How packed was this RV park? Was it packed? Packed. So then you, then what do you, then what do you, then you go, how far from the lake is it? Pretty close, you could walk down to the lake. Okay, so you walk down to the lake

and rent a pontoon, go to a room, or a little aluminum boat. Can you go like, you know, you can go fishing, obviously, and stuff, right? You can go fishing, I don't know if you can catch anything. What's called bass lake, right? That's what part of the misnomer. Yeah.

Okay. Should be called ass lake. Oh. Or maybe they meant maybe it's base lake like a, you know, like a always out in my musicians. I don't know, like fish. It's no fish. What do you mean bass? Where'd you get that idea?

So my friend of mine referred to, oh yeah, the teachers, if Disney World is opening, you're going fucking back. You can't stop Disney World. Well, they're trying to cancel Disney World is opening, you're going fucking back. You can't stop Disney World. They're trying to cancel Disney World for opening back again. You ever looked into the eyes of an insane person and seen the cute, the little mouse, the little pink mouse deep in the heart of their pupils.

It is a fucking religion. Their pupils look like a silhouette of the Mickey ears. Yeah, when they wake up in the morning, they hear, they hear the theme, the, the, the, the new thing. They're fucking insane for it. You're not gonna stop them. Close me down. I don't think so, bitch. Oh, thank God. I've never, I've never loved Disney, Disney more.

I've always hated them. I hate the land. I hate the movies. I hate the fans. Hate everything about it. Hate the dollars, but God damn it. If they open up, you're never gonna fucking stop them. Yeah, you're gonna be the biggest, biggest Disney fan on earth. That's right, Disney's exercising their constitutional rights. Fuck go ahead, try to shut them down.

Yeah. Try to talk one shit out of going to Disneyland. See how that works out for you. Yeah. You're going back to fucking work teachers. Fuck you. Put some alcears on and find the 17% of teachers who voted to go back and lock them up. Yeah, take a look at their hard drives.

Nothing can make them go, nothing can make teachers go to work. Nothing. Nothing can make them work. It was always crazy. Some of my teachers go to work, nothing. Nothing can make them work. It was always crazy. Some of my teachers in high school, like the older ones who had been there forever, they would just save up their vacation days and they just kept rolling over and rolling over.

They were gone about three days a week. Oh yeah. You know, they would, they'd teach like Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Yeah. And then all of a sudden there'd be a sub. It'd be like, oh, what are you doing? No, I was just like playing golf or I was just, you know, they don't even, I mean, I guess if the system allows for it,

fucking, hey, man. Yeah. How could you not take that? How would you not? Friend of mine called this whole COVID thing a great white fright. Headens. Great white fright.

That's funny. Yeah, he came over, he's a Mexican guy. He came over and talked, he was camping for like a month. He came over and talked about how some of his roommates or his friends are reacting to it, like the level of extreme caution, I guess you want to call it. Yeah. I mean, white people, when it comes to the news, kind of have the, they almost have the, the market cornered on fear. It's definitely, yeah.

I know exactly what he said. It seems like white people. Yeah, most of the time, it's also because our furthest breaks out by it. Mostly white people in the country too. Is there? Not for long, I think so, but. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Yeah. It's the people, yeah, there's always people who live in very, very safe suburbs, like all of a sudden, it's like, you know, are you okay? I heard, you know, the riots are 16 miles from your house. Did you mark yourself safe? Yeah. Well, you better get some guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You better get two safes too, because you got kids in the home. You need to save a trick safe, that you write guns on it. Decorate to a safe. And then another safe that you write homework. Well, she's a bit of vitamins, but not the good ones.

You put the osteoporosis set. Well, you put the gun safe inside the homework safe. And so yeah, then you have to, you have to really want to get to it. Okay. Oh God, you know, the funny thing, Bam Bam created a superhero character. Yeah.

You know, my little snuff you. What's it called like poop boy or something? Strong weiner. Strong weiner. So he tells the story. It's either a poop or weiner. It tells these stories about strong weiner. Strong weiner.

We have to get over things. Just pull vaults. Yeah. And then he got busted for sending weiner messages to 80s girl on Animal Crossing. He always sends her like presence that he buys. And he writes weiner or poop or googoo Gaga. And we were making fun of him for my sister, Comtuch. What?

You are sending weiner messages to girls on uh... no no that's got to stop only this one you're only allowed to send weener messages to be already got busted thick picking well he could be canceled it uh-huh for what is he for yeah he already got canceled yeah i mean it could be if it gets to the wrong person sees it let's see here um hum. Gisling and Maxwell got arrested. Yeah. Did you know that? Yes.

Does she have live cam on her by chance? I have no idea. All right, let's let's write 30 bucks. Yeah, you know. GoPro could sponsor it. Wouldn't it be great if they just tweeted out, hey, we'll send, we'll send you a free GoPro. You can just put in that cell.

The last one of us could check it out. Yeah. Should you do it, okay? She's fine, okay. Oh, there's two guys from Halliburton in there that are looking to kill her. Guys, go, wait those guys up, go check on her. So with Epstein, he wasn't checked on every half hour

by two people, they allegedly fell asleep, two cameras malfunction and a third, and a two cameras malfunctioned and a third one, the footage was deemed unusable. Oh, I see. That's what I, that was the last thing that I kind of read the whole synopsis on. I think that's all accurate, but are you, that's insane. It's what you call, it's insane. Unbelievable.

Yes, I don't believe that. Right. That's, it's a conspiracy to theory to think that he wasn't killed. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. I've heard, I've heard of some more believable stories about a guy texting a girl and it's his dick.

Oh, well, and he actually what happened was I was sleeping and I accidentally took a picture of my hard dick and then sent it to the predictive text while I was sleeping, just said all these erotic things because I love you so much. I mean, it knows that I would be texting that usually. That's more believable. I know. I know. It's like one of those things, you get more and more information, you get more and more

information. The more and more information, usually that debunks conspiratorial type. In this, it only... It's like, well, yeah, obviously he... Obviously, he was killed. We need... We're a strong weiner when we need him. She's got...

She said... Somebody said she's got two US politicians with child sex tapes. Yeah. Um, so cops will, if they like think you're kind of looking a little goofy, they search your entire car for weed or whatever. Yeah. So we've got two politicians with child sex tapes and they can't all go on a lie detector like today.

Okay. Uh, is she talking about you? Let's just see, I mean, I know this is admissible and court. I just kind of want to see it. Yeah. I just kind of want to see who gets the know in the, oh, no, but anybody could fall. Okay, I understand, not admissible, but let's just see it.

Let's just, I just want to see your face when you get asked the question. That's it, because she says, she says there's two. Somebody says there's fucking two. There's, they got something on everybody. Deutsche Bank. I'm all into banks now because of my experience with banks and mastercard. Oh yeah, you've been working on that this week.

Yeah, I actually have been. If you didn't listen to the bonus episode, what was that? Patreon.com slash I actually have been. If you didn't listen to the bonus episode, what was that? Patreon.com slash the Dix show. If you didn't listen to the bonus episode, this is what, this is my best estimation of what happened. Mastercard reached out to the bank, BMO Harris, and told them that somebody I know, entities,

entities that I associate with, business-wise, didn't say it did something illegal. And BMO Harris and their infinite wisdom accidentally, I think, released to my sales contact at the bank that they, they with the help of MasterCard conducted an investigation and found that entities I associated with were doing illegal activity. Yeah. Okay. I don't know if they were at the level of Epstein or if they were pirating episodes of South

Park because the episodes got pulled from Hulu, which by the way, is the greatest arguments in favor of piracy have come with this constant Netflix Hulu swapping HBO Max. It's all the contracts come. Yeah. They shift these subscriptions from one to the next. So you have to go sink yourself into an $8 a month money pit for the rest of your fucking life until your card expires. You mother fuckers.

I thought I'm gonna delete all of my pirated shit because I can just forever use my girlfriend's hulu account to have access to these shows. Imagine all the terabytes of data I would save. Wrong. Right. Fuck you. Right. I'm going back to doing it my way. Um, what was I talking about?

Oh yeah. So, MasterCard tells the bank that entities I associate with are doing something illegal. Yeah. So, the bank adds me to the match list, right? Right. Because the banks can only add you or take you off. Um, so I'd say that to the bank, what did I do that's right? Right. Because the banks can only add you or take you off. So I say the bank, what did I do that's illegal?

What the fuck are you talking about? Don't you want to tell me what it is? So I can call the police or turn myself in. Right. Is someone getting raped? Shhh, should I stop it? Should I call strongweener to involve himself in this illegal activity that's happening?

Right. What the fuck? What the fuck am I supposed to do about this? Right. Who's doing the illegal shit? Just tell me so I can call the police. Yeah. They say, no, you know what? That's proprietary.

That's private information. We're not going to give you any more information. That's all master card told us. I said, well, can you take me off the list? No. Because you did something illegal. But you don't know what it is. Well, they told us. I said, well, can you take me off the list? No, because you did something illegal, but you don't know what it is. Well, they told us that you did something illegal. You didn't do anything.

They said someone you were a associate. Someone I know. Yeah. I said, okay, so you added me the list because I know somebody that did something illegal. You don't know what that is. So you can't take me off because I can't prove that I didn't do what you don't know.

They're accusing me of amazing, amazing, amazing system. So I'm trying to figure out what I can do. I mean, everybody's been sending me very helpful Google searches. Lawyers all want 10, 12, 15 grand to get started. To not guarantee anything. Right, yeah, I mean, yeah, I know. To sell their services indefinitely. Do you really want to start sinking five figures

into some other lawsuit type of thing? I mean, I just want to write a letter. Like, yeah. Fuckin' tell me what I did. Then I found out the same exact thing happened at Andrew Torba of GAB. You remember that guy? Yeah, but yeah.

Same fucking exact thing, something illegal and the bank added him to the list in the same exact way. It took him six months and 12 grand, but he eventually got off of it. Oh really? And then he got added to Visa's list. So it's the same, I mean, but that's just as bad, right? It's exactly, it's identical.

It's fucking identical. So then technically could you do business with Mastercard? No, so if you're on bank, because no acquiring bank, So then technically could you do business with master card? No. So if you're on bank, because no acquiring bank, the bank that you have to go to, to do your part and make sure you're good on both, you have to be good on both.

Because if you're not, they will get their services canceled from that card. If they service you and you're on that list, the card will say no. So in order to protect any capital investment that they have, they have to aggressively deny anyone who's on that list, even though they didn't put you on, even though the company didn't know investigation at all. Anyway, Jesus. I probably overegged the pudding, but Deutsche Bank settles for 150 million for trafficking

kids. It's shocking. What? For their role in Epstein's kid trafficking, cause we're talking about Gisling Maxwell. And here's the chilling part to me. Also noted, this is what they got hit for. 150 million bucks to bank nothing. Not even real to them. 100, no, that's nothing. No, you're right, it's not even real. Yeah, it's not even real to that. 100 if you know that's nothing. No, you're right.

It's not even real. It's not even real to that. It's not real. Yeah. Also noted were Epstein's periodic, suspicious cash withdrawals in total more than $800,000 over approximately four years. This is a billionaire, right? There were two.

Yeah, yeah. $1,000, nothing. Yeah. The department said, these transactions included payments to people who were publicly alleged to have been Epstein's co-conspirators and sexually abusing young women and settlements totaling more than $7 million and payments to law firms of more than $6 million for what appears to have been legal expenses of Mr. Epstein and his co-conspirators. So they find a bank $150 million because they didn't stop a child predator who the government

already convicted of child-prediting and let him off with nothing. Right. Right. They tell the bank, you know what, we're finding you because he paid his lawyers using your bank and you should have been able, you should have known. Yeah. You should have done something. Yeah. Well, wait, didn't you guys just say, ah, the fucking FBI who can do a lot more than us. You had all the evidence multiple women coming forward and saying he fucked me, he abused

me and he made me do this and you didn't stop him but somehow this is our fucking fault because somebody he was paying may have, because he was paying his fucking lawyers. Of course, of course, of course, it's definitely your fault because then it's not us. It's not, everybody's, I mean, it can't be us. So it's gotta be someone else. It's not fucking insane. The expectations, if you put, if you put any kind of child predation in front of it,

you could get away with anything. Yeah, well, we can't, teachers aren't going back to work. Kids children, you gotta think of the children. Well, sure. I'm actually thinking of the children and that's we can't. Teachers aren't going back to work. Kids children. You gotta think of the children. Well, sure. I'm actually thinking of the children and that's why I don't want you to go back to work. Look, we gotta get in there. Every different group is used as a pawn by someone,

to get what they want. Yeah. Okay, let's see what else I got here. Maybe something funny here. I hate driving incident. You wanna see about that? A hate driving incident, like road rage, road hate. Oh, I'll let you be the judge.

This is a chilling example of a hate driving incident. And then I've got some, oh God, I gotta talk about the George Floyd transcripts, too. Did you read those? No. Of George Floyd getting arrested? No, I didn't. One of his associates that the cops are talking to

and the transcript. His associate like friends. I think a woman that he's there with. George Floyd was there with other people. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm reading it right. It's difficult to comprehend at some point, it's like 80 pages long.

Mm-hmm. She says she can't spell George. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that's the kind of thing you have to deal with when you're a cop, I guess. People can't spell George George. Yeah.

Here we go. Hate, hate, hate, hate, driving, blah, blah. West Vancouver police to investigate tire marks on LGP, a little bit of, crosswalk as a gesture of hate. Look at this, hateful, look at this. Look at what's happened here.

Oh my God, they painted an LG, a little bit of crosswalk, a rainbow crosswalk, and someone, some hateful, probably Trump voter supporter has left a tire mark across the crosswalk of peace, of acceptance. Can you believe that? Oh, no, the police video shows a black vehicle that is suspecting of leaving tire marks across a portion of the Pride Crosswalk at the intersection. So I just fucking... Look at the footage of him. And actually they have footage of this individual.

Yeah. Oh my God. Making a... What is that, that's a right turn. He's making a very aggressive, or hateful right turn. He'll rub it right over the, do you wanna see the video? Of course. I don't know if it's safe to show this, actually, on YouTube or wherever you happen to be watching this and since it's clearly an act of pure hatred.

Oh man, like, okay, yeah, show it, show it. Okay, is there sound? No, there's no sound. Oh, look at him, look at him. Look at him recklessly speeding off over the crosswalk. Let's see, dude again. You didn't see it? No, I did, I didn't. You must be full of hate yourself.

There he is, there he is in the back right there. Here you go, I was making a right turn. Ah, unbelievable that he would do. Unbelievable, I hope they find him and kill him. Didn't even look that fast. I couldn't even see a tie. I mean, like, is there smoke from the tire? No, it's not even a peel out.

Oh God. You can tell he's, I suspect he's a look about a supporter just based on the way he did not peel out in that, based on the way he's driving that Mustang or whatever it is. Maybe he had just ran over some like freshly paved road, you know? I mean, are they actually looking for, I mean,

nobody's actually looking for that. The police department is now investigating the incident. Yeah, they're not. With Kevin, with what's C.S. Constable? Kevin Goodmerfield telling 1130 that the person chose to leave a gesture of hate on a crosswalk that stands for the exact opposite. We've had nothing but support from the community. Guys following the installation of the crosswalk guys.

Generation Nark. This is, oh, what do you think about that? It's just, it's, I don't know if it's, I think it's just funny. That's all I feel. It's just, it's the whole thing is just funny to me. Yeah. Because I know nobody's been victimized here. Oh, how?

No, you know what I mean? That's, come on. Nobody, it's simple. I mean, it was like, it was like two 16 year olds like giggling to each other, most likely. I think he actually did that on purpose. Peeled out on purpose. If. If he did. like it was like two 16 year olds like giggling to each other. Most likely. I think he actually did that on purpose, peeled out on purpose. If.

If he did. If he did. It's a dangerous game you're playing. Yeah. It's like it's, give me a break. Yeah. They literally, people want to see, you know, the devil sitting there, you know, and he's got, he's got, you know, he's got, he's got a couple of, you know, transgender

kids tied up in the back. And he's going to ritually sacrifice them or something. You know, I'm like, I'm going to talk them out of transitioning. That's what he's going to do. I don't know. Yeah, it's just, come on. Come on. Here's another good one.

I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure I got a band from UCB for saying something like this, but I guess, I guess maybe it's just the way I said it. Well, listen, that's not really a joke. None of this is a joke because, yeah, that's what you say versus how you say it, how you say something carries basically all the way. Yeah, hold on, I'm trying to, I don't know why my, where my ad blocker went. I fucked something up. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Honey, can I grab, I gotta tell here. Oh, no. Oh, no. We'll, cut them off. The key to safety on college campuses this fall is students willpower to avoid parties.

I think this is COVID-based, is it? Michigan college campuses are going to look very different this fall. People be wearing masks. Some buildings will be closed. Officials are urging adaptability and conscientiousness, but a lack of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Trying to find a line when our prime, okay, everybody's worried.

People wanna see each other and hang out, but they're gonna have to learn to do it in different ways. Oh, overall number of cases and deaths by age group. Okay, so 1% under 40 of deaths, sounds pretty horrible. I think that means that living in Detroit, if you're young, is more dangerous than getting this disease. Well, yeah, Detroit ain't Detroit ain't been nice for a while. It's been about 12 years or so. I can't find the line. So what are they say? Some about sex, right?

No, it's it's it, it's, it's, if you don't wanna get hurt, then don't, then don't behave recklessly and don't go to a party. You're gonna have to protect yourself. victim blaming. Yeah, which I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure that that's,

it's very similar to what I said. Right. Except it was getting penetrated by a cock instead of an unwanted virus. Yeah. I guess that's cool now though. It must have been something about me personally. There was that.

I don't know. I don't know. What do you think about that? I'm gonna read some comments then. Here's the cool. Oh yeah, here's the George Floyd transcript. Oh, okay. So he spends, according to the transcript,

it's really remarkable the transcript too, because you know both sides are gonna get exactly what they want out of it. Oh, like he spends the entire, he doesn't comply one time. Yeah. He spends, he spends the entire altercation with the police not getting in the car, not doing what they say, even immediately, not putting his hands up, put your hands in the wheel,

put your hands in the wheel, man. No, just no. I'm just doing whatever I want. Like, okay, genius. I see what you're doing. I see what you mean, both sides are gonna get exactly what they want. They'll be like, oh, well then, yeah.

I mean, what do you do with them? What do you expect? He's unreasonable. He's not doing what they tell them to do. The simplest fucking thing, it's not like it's difficult. Like that one guy that got shot, where they're having him pull his pants up and do his hand in a circle over his head. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We saw formulas with his other hand. Castro. Maybe I don't remember. Put your hands, put your hands where I can see them. Put your hands where I can see up on the, you know, pick which whatever one is your favorite. He spends the entire time pre-arrest talking about how he can't breathe the entire time. Yeah. I can't breathe. Man, we're not even touching you. I can't, I just can't breathe. Just in a general state of anxiety.

I can't breathe. Yeah, right. I can't breathe. Then it continues saying the same thing, but it's on the other side, you've got, let me see if I actually, I found this, right? I set it up so I could find it easily.

On the other side, you've got the cops saying him, well, you're not listening to us, so we're not gonna listen to you. Yeah, okay. That's quite a, are you guys not? Do people just usually just get arrested and they love it? Is that what happens normally? Yeah, don't you, you're not used to this kind of behavior

from standards should be different than the, you know, than Joe Q, fucking who doesn't really want to be arrested. Are we paying you extra for the zingers? Do you get a tip for that one when you go back to the station? Do you fill out a form like one super zinger that I got him with? Do I get 20 bucks for that?

Yeah. Oh, I deleted that tweet, damn it. Let me scroll down and find it. Yes. Yeah, well, we're just, yeah, he started it. Exactly. And this one, this guy, all right, hopefully Park's sitting on the car. They were, he was acting real shady,

like something's in there. So already, they're, he was acting real shady, like something's in there. So already, they're trying to find more things to get him in trouble with. Like, well, look, is this have anything to do? You guys are not supposed to show up and have any excuse to rifle through some of the shit. Oh, that's the thing.

To find drugs. Remember, we were, the cop that we've both known for a long time. Yeah. He said, look, if I want to get in your car, I'm getting in your car. Yeah. Like, he said, look, if I want to get in your car, I'm getting in your car. Yeah, like that's how it works. They can, a million reasons could be had

for why they had to search the car. Was he want to get in your car, they're getting in your car. Was he high on something? At the same cop, I'm assuming so. I believe so. We found a pipe. Well, I mean, you guys, you got it.

You got to get in there. He might be doing something that 60% of the country does illegally. We got to stop this menace. And then the, yeah, that was the other one. But the, I think the whole point that both sides misses, this guy tried to spend a fake $20 bill and he's getting arrested for it. This is, that's insane. Yeah. You're talking about complying with guys who are trying to arrest you for doing, like,

if you're not complying with not dangling a baby over a balcony or being in the middle of a rape, I could understand. Oh, well, that's, yeah, that's kind of a big deal. Or in the act of committing violence right but having failed having failed to spend a counterfeit twenty i don't think is necessary to involve hwai five o no uh... trying to stop something that can be stopped by a highlighter

uh... not actually that that bill's no good. So, I mean, I don't know. I've just, this pen has just, this $3 pen has just stopped this fucking crime. That's where it was over. And then it became, then it became the mod squad trying to find additional crimes to fuck this guy over while they were arresting him for something that I don't give a shit about No one fucking cares about a moron trying to spend money to spend counterfeit money trying to get stuff for free at a store They can easily just stolen it from up. How you doing? I'm taking this

I know people forget the yeah, like the counterfeit it was a counterfeit 20 like that. Yeah You fucking crazy saying that the cops get involved in that at all. Yeah. Um, I hope the next door has one of those pens or else we're in big trouble of lose, of, of, of the menace of George Floyd scamming convenient stores out of six, out of gums and, of packs of gum and cigarettes.

He might have not even known. Who the fuck, I don't know, fucking where he got that? Or bitch, he was, it doesn't spell his fucking name. It doesn't even matter. That's why, like, they don't, nobody needs to canonize him either. You know what I mean? Like, that's an idiot. It's undermining, it doesn't matter.

He could be a piece of crap. It still doesn't make what they did. And they're not supposed to kill somebody for that. I just saw the response of while he wasn't complying. Like motherfucker, he's, I don't want him to comply with those guys who are just trying to put him in comfort so they can rifle through his fucking car to find things that all of us do every day.

Yeah. But, you know, that's not the way everybody. Yeah, it's funny, it's funny. Stuff like that is gonna change some people's opinions. Yeah, like, yeah, I don't, I don't really understand that. Neither. Looking at the big, looking at the bigger picture, but here's some comments where you,

oh, me and Khalifa got shut down. Oh yeah, from Twitter. Oh really? Yeah, that picture's always, she's always talking about how like she got taken advantage of by the porn system. Well, no, I'm sure that's probably fucking true, like eight billion other chicks.

Yeah, I mean, I mean, they can't seem to get their shit. It's still a business, like the same reason I fail it, everything else, the business aspect of it. Oh God. I don't think they're suddenly getting duped out of it. Not son, I know what I mean. No. Like, okay, good luck. Go, go start on your own and don't sign away any of the rights to your stuff and see how well. Like, there's a reason you didn't

do that. Yeah, because there's a system that can care. Pipeline in place. Like, yeah, I mean, they, right, it's why like, uh, it's, well, you need a record label. Um, so she's been saying over and over that she only made like 13 grand or 20 grand or something like that. I heard that. Yeah, right. So, um, porn hub finally outed her. Oh, I don't know why I'm gonna ask the grand with her. I just hate it. You bring her up a lot. Because she's always talking about how what a big scam the industry is, like, like, that somehow, did anybody think that you couldn't be taking advantage

of in that industry? Like, exactly. Does anybody, it's like, no, you, at this point, dumb slut, you, everyone knows that. Everyone fucking knows that, but they're gonna try to get as much out of you and pay you as little as possible. Like, yeah, that's, it's called entertainment.

Yeah. Don't, Simon, don't tell us that it's not like normal and that it's cool while you're raking in the dough and then the second you get out, say like, oh, you know what, it's just a bunch of human traffickers and blah, blah, blah. Like, oh, fuck you. Me, I received an excess. This is what Bang Bros says. Me, I received an excess of $178,000 from Bang Bros. and its affiliated entities alone. We have no idea how much she made with the other three adult brands that she performed.

So that was just from that, yeah. Yeah, so fuck her. That's, I guess, is my... So you got that? Okay. Dog mom bullshit. Hey, Dick, your recent rant on dog moms reminded me of an experience I had a few years ago.

What makes me a rage are these bullshit emotional support dogs, which these broken husks of female empowerment tend to be attached to, especially egregious are the dogs which way more than some of these harpies. I was taking my dog outside my house to use the bathroom when lo and behold, there was this diminutive woman with a 100 plus pound rot wiler on the other side of the street on a leash. She was completely overwhelmed picking flowers or something else. When her dog lunged towards my dog and began to violently attack him, fortunately, we were

able to separate the two, but it involved multiple neighbors. Yeah. And if you bite on my arm, after the ambulance ride to the ER, getting patched up and my dog getting taken to the vet for emergency surgery, I find out later that this beast of an animal was her emotional support dog. Yeah, amazing. And to this day, I believe all people that have had such animals are emotionally stunted children that cannot function in an adult society. I do wish that we could take back that emotional support dog meme. Well, it's gone. The whole thing is gone crazy where people are buying those, you know, the fake vests.

It's just people who want to bring their dogs everywhere they go. Man, on an airplane, in their lap at a restaurant, and there's a guy with an emotional support alligator, there's a guy with a duck, there's a, you know, I mean, I'm going to have an emotional support mistress. How about that? Let's see. That's the original emotional support animal. It's a support rod.

Yeah. She doesn't talk at all. That's why I have this. I mean, that's not a big deal. Is it? I saw dogs in Home Depot yesterday. Yeah. Was slinging around like two by fours and shit, you know, when you're in Home Depot, you're trying to balance a jenga set of sticks and shit on the cart. On the cart, yeah. These things are sticking out everywhere.

You're trying not to stab human beings. And these chicks are bringing, they're lugging their fucking dogs around in the aisle, taking up the entire thing. Yeah. It's really annoying. I hope that someone at Forklift drops a palette of wood on one and they revise that policy

because there should not be any dogs at home depot. Probably smells is shit like the dogs are freaking out. Well, I mean, but unless it's literally a dog that is trained for, you know, because there are like those working dogs, those, you know, assistance dogs, that's a whole different animal, so to speak. Those are, those keep you from getting hit by cars. Yeah. Those will knock the phone off the, you know,

they will alert somebody if you pass out from a diabetic episode or something like that. I mean, I'm not talking about those. I'm talking about the ones that are, how many of those do you think exist? Well, a lot fewer than dogs you see in public. These chicks weren't even prepared to be in Home Depot. Yeah.

They're walking, standing in the middle of fucking aisle. Yeah. Not even knowing what the line is. They don't even have the app installed. God damn, there shouldn't even be women working at Home Depot. It's hard enough to get help there. But then you find a little Latina, you know. Yeah.

I have a feeling the turnover, the employee turnover at Home Depot is staggering. I would love to see the Matt versus women. There's one guy at every Home Depot that knows where anything is. And then there's a bunch of fat chicks. There is only like one or two people who have been there long enough to know everything

about the store. They're like the magic person if you find them. Mm-hmm. You go to the average woman at Home Depot, where's the wood? I don't think we sell that. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Anyway, sorry to hear about new project too.

If you ever ran for president, I hope that one of your platforms includes the destruction of the Federal Reserve and shirtless Saturdays for all beautiful women. Whoa, wow. I should put together my presidential. That's a one to punch. Just let people pay taxes in Bitcoin. That's it. Okay.

That's what Henry the eighth did. Got rid of the bit. Bye bye, bank. Pay taxes in tally sticks. Sticks, literal sticks. Yeah. Yeah, he took sticks, cut them in half, kept one half, and paid for debts of the crown with the other half of the stick.

Here you go. He put little notches, he'd take a stick. I think it was Henry VIII. Put notches in them, three notches. That's worth 300 crowns, whatever. He cut it in half. Pay. So that was his currency.

Yeah, his fiat currency. Was it back then? Who's back by? Yeah, by the half. Pay. So that was his currency. Yeah. His Fiat currency. Was it back by? Yeah. Who's back by? Yeah, by the way. Right. Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah. Right. Here you go. People go. All right. I could use pay this. It's from him. I'll take taxes in that because you can't counterfeit them, right?

Oh, okay. Yeah, that fits. That's the stick. You know, organic. Same thing as Bitcoin. Can't Can't be counter-fitted. People take it. Well, that's the whole point is that it can't be counter-fitted, right? Yeah. I mean, that it's... Yeah.

Easy. I already done it. This is from Special Agent Richard Head. Maddox has embraced one of my number one rage. Retarded human trafficking conspiracy theories. Oh, God. Have you seen these? No, what a fucking great from him? These idiots think that

Here it started when some dumb brought on Twitter claimed that expensive cabinets on Wayfair are a front for human trafficking. What is this fucking pizza gate shit like The problem is that these broke-ass mother fuckers do not know how much furniture costs. They all think it comes from IKEA or their parents. God, there's always some fucking complete whack job who just associates two ridiculously different things and just connects the...

Apparently this is... It's enough traction for Maddox to embrace it. And fucking crayon. Never mind that these cabinets are made of expensive metal. It costs hundreds of dollars per pound or that the supposedly female names attached to them include feminine classics as Shamist and Dante or that almost every item on wavefair has a human name. So they think that because these cabinets are so expensive,

people are suspecting that they're selling people in the cabinet. It's from Wayfair. They all have the same product, but different names, all female names, and they're priced at 10 to 15,000 more than the cabinet sold. So they think that the cabinet sold elsewhere. So they think that wayfare, the company, is selling children in $14,000 cabinets, and that the tell is nice for these cabinets. I mean, that's a reason that's how much expensive furniture cause. Yeah, I mean, that's a big, it must be a big like a, what, armor or something or storage cabinet.

Oh, okay. And their tell is that they have a little name, a name. Yeah. And then they've matched them up. Here comes, let's see, they've matched them up to missing children. Oh, the names of my God. So, you're mad at crazy. And I'm sure you're right the first time too. No last names. Those first names. Missing children anonymous. Oh man, where's, oh here's Maddox's thing. I think I put it through a, I put it into the archive because I can't see.

So he's jumped on this? Yeah. Archived. I know. because I can't see. So he's jumped on this? Yeah. archive.io. That's though it's that complicated. It's a traffic children. Yeah. This fucking world. Maddox.

So I went down this way, fair. He spelled it wrong, I think. Yeah, idiot. We spelled it I R F A R. I think. Okay. Maybe I'm the idiot. So I went down this Wayfair rabbit hole

and decided to search other sites for similar cabinets. I found one on Granger.com with model, and then he's got the model number. When I searched the index with SourceUS, this is like, he's doing a series investigation about. I know. I know. When I searched the index with source USA added to the string, I found similar results to the wave fair cabinet search. Oh, one out of three. Oh, man, what an investigation. So either, either, either this is some way to illicitly traffic children spelled with the wrong version of

traffic, fucking moron, or it could be a coincidence that these model numbers happen to bring up various blogs and pictures of children. Though clicking on one of these photos, USA, Ro, and Pick brings up some very disturbing photos. You're searching for child porn on the index there, bud. At the very least, the index seems to be a search engine that will return results that child sex traffickers would be looking for.

It's disturbing to say the least. Oh, God, what an embecile. Mr. Cardboard Box Nightstand wasn't able to immediately identify that as retarded and decided to investigate and concluded that he's not sure it's a conspiracy, but it's disturbing. That an obscure search engine result returned a couple of pictures of kids when he searched random strings that they use his item IDs on the furniture. Vote up conspiracy dipshits, yes, definitely.

Well, we need strong weiner on the case. He yells at two and he's jumping in the water. Strong, he sees himself as strong weiner. I'm sure, no, of course. We know. Mitchell, hey, to listening back to the uncucked episodes, besides sounding like a massive retard who doesn't understand subtlety or analogies,

the last of the uncucked bonus episodes went up. Yeah, I wonder how different they are. who doesn't understand subtlety or analogies. The last of the uncucked bonus episodes went up. Yeah, I wonder how different they are. They are different. Yeah. Yeah, they have a different feel to them than this show. I don't think people can stand listening to Maddox anymore. I mean, how different they are versus the ones he put out.

I mean, the cut first of the uncooked. I don't know. I don't know. I never a-beed them with, you know, how much time was actually cut out. I mean, either, I don't know if Antoids is- A little bit here in the audience. Yeah, I know, the cut first of the uncut. I don't know. I don't know. I never a-beed them with, you know, how much time was actually cut out. Me either. I don't know if Antoids is- A little bit here in the audience.

Yeah, I know, I know. I didn't even, yeah, you're right. I didn't even compare the length. Yeah. Um, who doesn't understand subtlety or analogies. He's also way worse at math than you. I find you constantly speeding up any answer while he fumbles around trying to prove his point with math.

Yeah, because he would, he'd cut that out, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. I never thought about that. Yeah. Then you dismissively solve his problem for him so you can move on to the next topic. Something entertaining. To show just so the show can move on, which he doesn't understand. Yours in McAfee, Mitch.

Show, I think. Which, um, this one's from, uh, what's this guy's name? Brother Brigham. You're Mormon listener. Good afternoon, brother Brigham. Brother Brigham. It's a different Mormon. Is it? Yeah.

Call me brother Bingham. Brigham. Brigham. Sorry. Yeah. Bingham. Brother Bingham. Brother Bingham.

I'm a Mormon listener as well, and I had a few points of contention with the points my brother in the faith brought a few weeks ago. Oh, that'd be cool if you could call everyone like my brother. Well, that's what they do. Yeah, brother, brother, brother. That's pretty cool. Sister.

This person seemed to think, Mormon fight, is that what we're gonna have? Yeah, Mormon fight. Oh no. This person seemed to think, probably very dignified. Well, like lawyers, my brother doesn't understand how he's displeasing the Lord with his behavior. If he would, he wouldn't be do it.

If he did understand that, he wouldn't be doing it. This person seemed to think he could impose his life choices and morals on others. He seems to be forgetting that one of the principles taught by Joseph Smith, the founder of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, was to teach, they always have to say that every time they say anything.

Yeah. Was to teach correct principles and let the people govern themselves. So him trying to come on the show and guilt people into a celibate lifestyle is counter to God's plan for us. Didn't capitalize God there, that's wrong. You can't force, I think that's going a little, I don't think that guy was trying to guilt people into.

He said that he was using very judgmental language saying saying that it's, um, that it's sex is not special to me like it is to him. I mean, you know, maybe he says, well, some for some of us or some people, you know, that's what heaven is like. Count me out. People going around pass progressively judging you. And I'll, you know, no thanks. I'll pass.

I didn't read as much into it is, you know, he also He's not talking about you. He also complained about how Yeah, greatly offended me. He was talking about me. He also complained about how Wokenness is keeping him from getting a date To this I say work on yourself. I was almost 31 before I got married And I had been a virgin up until my wedding night. Wow. Dang. I can't even imagine that.

I was focused on finding the right girl when I was a real piece of shit guy. You can't control others, but you can control your own thoughts, words, and deeds. As to his complaints about Sean's subtle Mormon jokes, see above, worry about yourself. If you don't like the jokes, don't listen. So it's early yours and go fuck yourself, brother,

Brigham. Brother Brigham. If the other guy has a problem with that time, here in New York, what's Brigham's self? Was Brigham young the last person to be named Brigham? No, where his offspring or something? I mean, how, Brigham? Is that considered?

Well, it's a very Mormon name, I mean, because he was considered like kind of a big name. Like if you were Mormon and he said, oh, I named my son, Brigham, would people go, oh man, you're really tasteless. Yeah, that's a profit. Yeah. Okay, buddy. Yeah, I don't know. I mean,

I'm in pressure. There's probably some descendants of his that had the name, but I'm trying to think, like, are there any, you know, eight-year-old briggums? Gotta be. I mean, it's just what a strange name. Okay, do you want to hear about this guy who went gay for fun? Yeah.

I could play the the theme song too Oh, yeah, sorry Get your puke bags ready no Bump Here it is Is this the harmful opinions one? Well, fuck it. Oh. The dick show presents.

That's the original guy. E-Lock stories from real men. Fucking blew it! God damn it. All right, here you go. This went, went, Goldilocks. So this, hey, dick, I went for it. Gotta say, it was not exactly what I had planned out.

So the story is this. I decided to go out and see what the gay life is like. I went out to this local gay bar near my town. It had great reviews and seemed like a nice place. You're just curious one day. Yeah, why not? So I just wanna see what it's about. We all should be like this guy.

Give it a shot. I mean, I mean, how much worse could it be? I don't even, I'm just kind of amazed at that. I mean, what an open guy. Yeah, yeah, fuck it. I put on the good does. Whatever. I mean, how many guys do you,

how many guys do you think are bisexual? Probably a lot more than register. Yeah, I don't know that it's, I don't know that it's as much as women. Yeah, but I don't know if that's a, I don't know if that's like a gender, like a biological thing. I don't know if that's like a biological thing

or if it's more like a, you know, yeah, I don't know. Okay, I put on the good duds and I get all nice because I figured I'm gonna try to fuck a guy. I wanna do it right and clean. Yeah, he's really, I got another stats for you by the way. Women who use pornography more frequently tend to have better sexual outcomes. Really?

Yeah, I found this study that says that are sexual outcomes. Women who masturbate with porn Yeah, get off more easily. Oh, oh women who don't yeah is the reverse for guys How about that? Yeah, so guys who overuse it it makes it hard a more difficult and women who overuse it It makes it easier for them to come Yeah, cuz I mean yeah if you're using porn and then you're with your chick, you're like, blah, blah.

I mean, it's gross. Oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, send it back. Delete, delete. Makes sense. It's surprising, though. So four play, just throw on some pornography and go, you know, go play a game. Well, I mean, no, it's the surprising game. The surprising part is the her part. Yeah. Yeah. I go to the bar and as soon as I walk

in, it's not what I expected. I guess you could say I'm a bigot because I expected the stereotype of it being a rave with shitty Britney Spears covers and flashing lights that make me wish I was an epileptic. So I don't have to live long after witnessing that site. Well, you went there, motherfucker. It was just a normal bar. Guy's drinking beers, playing pool and shit. Normal things you'd see at a bar, but that's what I get for being retarded. I go to the bar, order a beer and decide to chill out.

Not even two minutes later, this guy approached me and started talking to me. Wow. Now, when I first heard his voice, I thought it was a woman. Gerviest shit I have ever heard in my life. I don't even think I've heard an actual woman sound as feminine as this was. It was insane.

Wow. Told me his name was Luke and we chat and have a good time for a while. Didn't look bad. A little dirty blonde haired kid who looked like he wanted to stay healthy. Almost like one of those California vegan joggers. I don't think he's using that as a slur.

Who give you energy stones as a gift in order to calm and balance your energy or some shit. Yeah, that's pretty accurate of some people in California. This guy's got to be gay. That's a long description. Yeah, and man, well, I mean, clearly he's open to finding out what he likes. Mm-mm-mm-mm. But overall not a bad looking guy.

Pretty handsome, and he was apparently there a lot, because he never saw me before. I told him how I'm actually new to the whole dude scene. So he asked what I'm into. Tonight's my first night. Now with women, I'm what you'd call a top. I'm dominant in bed, and I like to have control over things. Order girls around, stuff like that.

He seemed to love that and told me about how he loved to be tied up and blindfolded while being fucked. This is, can you believe how easy this is? Well, yeah, because gay guys are guys. God, right? Talking women, not Japan in the ass. Now, normally with a woman, that would clearly entice me. I'm not gonna lie, a dude saying that while looking at me,

like a fat girl looks at a cake, was not exactly a normal feeling. I'm okay. What is the level of boredom? Yeah. It's kind of subjecting himself to. Yeah. It gave me butterflies. I got nervous and everything. Huh. How would you feel in that situation? Well, I would note

it depends on the guy. I can't picture it. I mean, I guess I'm just not that curious. You know what I mean? Like, that's not. I've never gone, huh. You know it'd be fun to try. But after a couple of hours and drinking and joking, and at this point I'm nice and tipsy, and he asked me if I wanted to go to his place, I leave with him and go to his apartment, and we automatically start getting into it.

We kiss for a while, and he starts to caress me and everything. And whisper it into my ear, do what you want to me. Oh man, I hate that. Oh, to whatever you want to me. Like no, pressure's on me. Fish kit, you're, don't worry. This is an evocation for you. Do whatever you want to me.

Yeah, lazy. Why don't you do whatever you want to yourself? Yeah, lazy. Why don't you do whatever you want to yourself? How about that? Take some responsibility. Do whatever you want to me. Oh yeah, what a thrill. Oh. Hahaha.

Hahaha. I fucking hate that line. Oh, just take me. Uh. To. I'll drop you off. Now, I don't know about you, To... I'll drop you off. Now I don't know about you, but when I'm drunk, I get even more dominant than I usually am.

I push him down onto his knees, and as you would expect, he started to blow me. Now here's where everything starts going downhill. I don't know if this guy was new to sucking dick, or if he felt like making me feel like shit, but I've never felt so much use of teeth during a blowjob in my life. I felt like some fucking idiot.

It was a micro aggression. I felt a neck. He must, he must want me to feel like a homophobe. Put those toy chattering dentures into someone's mouth and told me to fuck it. Oh, it felt like. That's something. Okay. It was like trying to stick my dick

into a wet cheese grater. Now I'm not having a fun time. Ha ha dude, this whole gay thing is for the birds. Now I'm not gonna get the allure. Glad I found out. Now I'm not having a fun time and we both can feel how I'm starting to soften up a little. Let's try to get away from his teeth. Well, you know, I mean, yeah, I, I mean,

because how annoying women are. He's bisexual clearly, right? I mean, yeah, I mean, cause I'm annoying women are. He's bisexual clearly, right? I mean, I guess. Yeah. He started to get upset and looked like he wanted to move on. I picked him up and told him that I wanted to fuck him now and threw him onto his couch. He looked back at me and said,

oh, you get it, big daddy. Is that doing anything for you? No, not on the couch. It's $2,500. I want you in me now. I like being called daddy sometimes, but when he said it, it felt like looking at a handicapped guy who fell out of a wheelchair.

Oh, that's stupid, that's not very erotic. What? Like you want to go and help him, but at the same time you want to close your eyes and get past it because it's sad. He goes into doggie and I walk up behind him and start smacking his ass. He starts moaning, but clearly he's over exaggerating

the feminine voice at this point, almost as if he's trying to make me more comfortable with fucking a guy. After like five ass smacks in him moaning, I go to pull down his pants and it was like an Osama midget got shoved up this guy's ass. Oh my god. I gotta get back out. That's when shit got real. Oh my god.

It told you. That's when shit got real. I might throw up. I might throw up. I might throw up. Oh, man. And like a dog who hasn't been to the groomer in a while, his hair managed to catch what, oh, apparently appeared to be every piece of shit that he could force out. No, no, no, no way.

No way. Like a soft sort of machine that's buttered and spit at the end. And the smell that emanates from his ass was like I took a first class ticket to India during public shit time in the street. What the? I don't know what you're talking about there.

Fuck. Now I'm not usually wanting to get sick, seeing or smelling some foul things, but when I saw this and the smell wafed towards my nose, I couldn't take it. I threw up all over his asshole. I hadn't eaten anything while at the bar. So it was just the beers I had to smell some foul things, but when I saw this and the smell wafed towards my nose, I couldn't take it. I threw up all over his asshole. I hadn't eaten anything while at the bar. So it was just the beers I had before we left.

Is this fucking for real? I don't know. Then the best thing happened, and basically his girl voice turned deep and he turned around and started screaming at me, asking why I just threw up all over him. When he got done, we just sat there for a second. He told me he was gonna shower and I should just leave all in all not the worst thing I've experienced four out of ten There you go. We think about that

He's not curious Where's cripple Jesus I want to talk to him. Yeah, what Where's cripple Jesus? I wanna talk to him. Hey, what's up, cripple Jesus? Dad, what's up? How you doing? How you doing, buddy? Yeah.

You're man. I've been going crazy in the lockdown. I haven't been able to gamble. I just went to the casino and they didn't even have poker. So I had to lose all my money on roulette. I didn't know you were a gambler. I didn't know you were a gambler. Why are you such a gambler?

Why are you like gambling so much? I want poker because I have the strategy that I use. I probably talked about this before, but I like the strategy I use. I probably talked about this before, but I with a strategy I use, yeah, called downing. And I call it downing because I basically act like a retard on purpose. And then this strategy might work. Collaborate play with will call my bat no matter how big it is. And then at the end of the

hand, a retard just took 400 hours. So wait a minute. You will don't call your bat no matter what, because they think you're retarded, but you're only bidding when you have good stuff. Is that right? So they don't fault usually they'd see a big bad and I got full. It's too rich for my blood, but because you're acting like a retarded person, like, yeah. Right, because I draw on my life. So I don't gamble too much.

Forget to pay my blinds. Usually it works out. That's a great strategy. That's probably the only gambling strategy I've ever had that I believe works. Yeah, but it's crazy. I even went to the casino and I told them that I can't breathe in the mask because I have a medical condition and they were still odd me about it.

They still made you wear it. Yeah. Yeah, and it's it's hard as fuck man. And I have glasses so when I'm trying to breathe. Oh yeah, fucks up. Yeah, yeah, so He looked extra retarded. But he's rich. Yeah. Hey, how's this rolling out of there with how's your mom's boyfriend doing?

I heard I heard that Jesse Lee Petersen got you to forgive your mother and go return to your father. What was that all about? And all kinds of stuff. Was that all bullshit? I was watching a lot of Jesse and I, I'm going to get an apartment on campus this year because he made a lot of sense talking about you should move out of your mom's house when you turn 18. Oh wow.

If there is a campus this year, there is, but they're going to push all my classes to Zoom, which you were spot on with the Zoom thing, by the way, because half of the classes are just teaching these rumors how Zoom works. Oh, they're so bad. That they let them persist. I mean, there's tons of teachers, that young teachers that can't get work because all these old bags are sitting around

just you're going, yeah, accruing their sick days. They can't get work because all these old bags are sitting around just and you're crueing, yeah, accruing their sick days. Because they can't get rid of them. They got to pay them out to get rid of them. Right. And they don't know the first thing about, they don't even have fucking email accounts. Now I've had a business teacher who had a platform. Amazing. Doesn't even own an iPhone.

So it is crazy. who had a flip phone. Amazing. Doesn't even own an iPhone. So it is crazy. Do you have time for a story? Because Sean talking about AA and made me think about it. So this was years ago when I was in high school. My mom basically took me to a cripple for alcohol for cripples for alcohol is

It was like a support group for Cripples where they would basically say hi my name is whatever and then they Is he allowed to use that term? I don't think so he is We're not. So, it's my end word. I can say it. I know. I can even use the hard peep I want to.

I can't. Ah. OK, so what was that? What was the AA? Oh, it was terrible. This one girl that sticked out, it was this fat golf chick who had like fish nuts on her arms and that weird, bowl piercing that the Wes Beams get. And she was sitting there talking about how a guy opening the door for her was micro aggression. She had to go cry about it.

What was wrong with her? Different. Well, she didn't wheelchair her. I can't remember what she said, but it just made me crazy because I did. I never I've never wanted to do, and my life was being a first baseman. And I can't do that because I'm in a wheelchair. No, that's the one position you can do. Actually, first base doesn't have to move at all. It's the least mobile position on the, all you need is a broom with a glove on the end of it that somebody could ratchet strap to the back of your chair And then you just yell at people for bad throws. Well, yeah, work at first basement

Do you work on picking short hops and you're you know? Yeah, are you right handed or left handed? I'm I'm left handed What you're supposed to be yeah, you'd be a great first baseman. But it's just, it's why nobody likes cripples. I know, I know my role is not really relevant in the circle anymore, but I can remember him talking about Angel Rogan, how nobody likes cripples, because all they do is bitch about how they can't do stuff because they're in a wheelchair

and that's exactly what it is. That's why when people, even when I was in the Virgin Contest, right, people constantly came after me and said, hey, you should try to fuck a girl that's in a wheelchair. And I'm like, man, you know how, it's like when the bitch's already.

Like black men who don't like women. Yeah, my problem. Back at to me from a woman, because that's what the date would be. Oh, yeah, you don't want to hear all of your own cripple problems or your own handicap problems coming back at you from. That's a good point. You know, it's not something that I, you want to feel special about, but, you know,

you want to give your experience and feel like it's new, right? I mean, yeah, you just, you, you, you, you, you'd resent the person. You shouldn't be, you shouldn't be shamed into like dating one of your own, right? Fucking false. This is your pool, you stay in your pool because, you know, those things, I mean, while there's plenty of,

there's plenty of, you're going after, you know, able bodied chicks when there's plenty of disabled chicks who are not getting any. Don't worry, they're all handicapped in some way. Yeah, and that's like, you can't even, if we were gonna do something down the road, she couldn't even make me bake them because she can't reach the stove.

So like, what? How's going to get down the road to? So you went, how many of those woke, um, handicap and anonymous meetings support groups that you go to? I went to one and, uh, I told my mom that I hated it. And I, I never went back to one. You know, I never wished that I had a way. I do some more than in that moment. So I could just get off and walk away from these people.

You called in when Destiny was in here, didn't you? What was your joke that you wrote the short bus to school, but you've never seen a bigger retarded person than Destiny? You've never heard a bigger retarded person than Destiny? Yeah, this guy is absolutely brain dead. He made the death test that shit and their diaper, what can tell you. So that was hard to do. Yeah. How's your love life going? No, I haven't been doing much because of the whole corona thing. But I do hope to get back in the quads when things open up.

Because like you, I also have stripper withdraw. It's real. It's, I'm losing it, man. I need my emotional support stripper. Yeah. Fast. She doesn't say anything. Fast.

Don't talk. When you open your mouth, beat beat better come out of it All right me with anything make you rage recently It really the mask thing Yeah, it's me a rage. I I thought the medical condition. I thought that would work But it seems to be that these robo cops, they don't care what is going on with you.

So they're fucking insane. By the way, I found a, a who meta analysis that they published in 2019, where they found that, they found that hand washing for an influenza pandemic, they took, they took a collection of studies and compiled the meta analysis. It's a meta analysis, yeah, it's handwashing doesn't work. No effect. And they phrased it in a really interesting way. I'll see if I can pull it up. They're saying like soap breaks the,

breaks the bubble or whatever for this one. They're saying that true, however, in the meta analysis, it did not stop transmission. So while they said it's mechanically effective at how it's being sold, but it did not prevent the spread. Interesting. Handwashing didn't work?

Of an influenza. Yeah, masks didn't work. And sterilizing surfaces didn't work. None of those three things, and they recommend doing it because in their scientific language, doesn't cause any harm. Well, they recommend doing it because in their scientific language, doesn't cause any harm. Well, they recommend doing it even though they say

the science shows for that. It has no effect, but we still recommend doing it because what's the worst that can happen? Well, is it a different, is it a different, I mean, it's a different virus, right? So it's a different influenza virus. Well, I mean, I don't know. They're, they both parked their cars on the lawn.

You know? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Here, I wrote it down because I was so shocked, I was so shocked at the manipulative way they phrased it. Although RCTs have not found that hand hygiene is effective in reducing transmission, what's RCT? But I think that means the, that's the study, the nature of the study.

Laboratory confirmed influenza specifically. Mechanistic studies have shown that hand hygiene can remove the influenza virus from the hand. So that's like you're talking about. Right, right, right. It breaks the mechanisms. But the study says it doesn't work. But, you know, are the theory? Yeah. I, are, then that begs a question where the studies properly conducted. Well, begs the question. I mean, like, because if you, if you, beg the question, yeah, but if you know, well, but if you know that it mechanically works, then what's going on? Statistics.

Yeah. Practicality is why is it, why is it not spreading? Why is it not preventing the spread? You know, like it just,, I wanna know these answers. I mean, I know that the science says it doesn't. So, but they took, they took a study of, they made a study out of studies. Yeah, so where do the studies come from?

Where do they, you know what I'm saying? They listed, it's 2019. Yeah, no, it just happened. No, these are all things that for me to be comfortable with something like, I would have to know that, you know. I understand. Faced mask worn by asymptomatic people are conditionally recommended and severe epidemics

or pandemics to reduce transmission in the community. Disposable surgical masks are recommended to be worn at all times by symptomatic individuals when in contact, although there is no evidence that this is effective in reducing transmission, can you believe they would, although there is no evidence that this is effective in reducing transmission, there is mechanistic plausibility for the potential effectiveness of this measure.

So they're not even sure, like they're sure about the mechanistic effectiveness, no, no, with the, with the soap. It's only, this is, this is the only mask, right? It's only face, that I was drawing the distinction. Yeah. It's only plausible. It seems like it could work. Yeah. Well, that T-shirt could stop a bullet. I mean, it seems like mechanistically it would be possible, but we have a variety of studies that it does so. But we still recommend doing it. Go ahead. You know what's funny about the numbers

is that we're at like 19 or something per deaths. And I'm pretty sure more people in Detroit are gonna die from drive-by shootings. Yeah, we were talking about that. Yeah, well Detroit, more kids will get molested in school than they're gonna get COVID. Yeah, we were talking about that. Yeah. Well, Detroit. Yeah. More kids will get molested in school than they're going to get COVID. Yeah. Or die of COVID for sure. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Another thing to, um, when a black guy said he couldn't breathe, we had riots and everybody burned down buildings. But when a cripple guy, yeah, when a cripple guy says he can't breathe in a mask, it's all too bad. You don't care about people. So yeah, because you're walking away from the poker table with too much money rolling.

Yeah, rolling away. Yeah, I don't see. I don't see different. I don't see, you know, handy. I don't see a draw distinction there. I would give anything to see you when I when I met crippled Jesus. I thought he was six four. Oh, yeah. How tall are you? That's just how I presented and I stretch you out. How tall are you, crippled Jesus, I thought he was six four. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How tall are you? That's just how I presented myself. I stretch you out how tall are you crippled Jesus? I'm I'm five eight which is funny because I can't even stand up, but I'm taller than Michael Bloomberg. You should put six feet on your tender profile because chicks have no you know, they're looking to you like I don't know Maybe he's got six feet. You know, I, I started putting swipe right if you want free rides. And that works pretty well.

Oh, that's, that's funny. That is funny. All right. Get out of here. Curvels, do I, did I, is anything else to ask him about finding Jesus? Yeah. Are you into Jesus now? Did I hear that right?

Yeah. So the way I look at it, I had a different view on God or a different life. Yeah, I was like, fuck God, forgiving me this. But then I realized that there's so many advantages to it that as I got smarter, I've learned in real life and it's kind of a superpower so I have to give credit to God for that. Credit to God and in living color.

It was a handyman remember that? Oh yeah handy. Do you know about handyman from the up up in the way and then you fall out the window? Yeah. Do you know about handyman from in living color? No, that was before my time. Yeah, out the window. Yeah. Do you know about handyman from in living color? No, that was before my time.

Yeah, I enjoy it. Maybe. The show doesn't date very well. It doesn't. Some of some of this gets due, but yeah. All right, well, I'm glad that you're, I'm glad that you were giving God some credit. He hasn't been given enough.

Yeah. All right, crippled. He's get out of here. See you. See you. good luck at the poker table Don't don't play roulette roulette as a fucked game black jet count cards It was it was fucked because I couldn't play any of it I went there with the so-and-tension of playing poker. Yeah Couldn't do it because the corona which is bullshit really because the corona, which is bullshit, really, because the MGM casino, they just have sneeze guards

in between each seat. So you could do that. But. How much do you lose a poker? How much money are you putting into poker every week, you think? So I haven't been able to in like five months because my room closed down,

because they couldn't afford to stay open. It's also a bar too. Yeah. But how much money though? Yeah, where do you get this money? Yeah? Well, I Again, like the length the American taxpayers. Yeah, because That's where my disability check goes, but I'm actually pretty good at it it. I was able to put 900 bucks into my car. All right. So you're making money? Yeah, downing really works and I would say if you're getting into poker, even if you don't have a wheelchair just buy one and pretend you're retarded. That's the future of the sport, Sean. Yeah, so much of people pretending to be retarded. That's the future of the sport, Sean. Yeah.

So much of people pretending to be retarded. It's the new PED. I think it's the best actor. Get out of here. Oh, God. Yeah. Everybody's trying to out. Crowley, you're trying to get the poker table.

Edward Jackson wanted to call into. Are you there? Are you there, and where Jackson? Oh, once I got it on push to talk, let me change that real quick. Yeah, change it real quick. I got some advice questions too. Let me go through these. I got it.

I fixed it, shit, bro. All right, what did you want to talk to me about and where Jackson? Thank you for trying to get crippled Jesus off the roulette Game that is a fucked game. Oh, is that we did an episode of my podcast and he basically went over that and I was like bro What do you mean play roulette? That's just watching some bitch spin the thing and then you just you just bet on the color Hey, I'm a fuck this shit

Yeah, I'm trying to do dick is we need to He don't want to learn the math, you know, I mean I'm not to do this is we need to, you don't wanna learn the math. You know what I mean? I'm not saying, you know, he literally went, and I think JLP, like, unironically, as someone who's mixed, I feel like, and I say this on my podcast, and I say it here, bro, I think that it has been a long time

since we've had a great man in the fight for equality, because people have gone too far. Right. And I think JLP, I don't want to stress this or say this in a way that might get me canceled, but I think he is the new Martin Luther King. I mean, I don't think JLP would be happy about that comparison to you. I mean, I understand what you're saying. And I think if he saw it as like, you know, I understand what you're saying. And if you saw it, I think if you saw it as like, I understand what you're saying.

But I don't want to say it that way. Cause I view JLP as someone who is just like me. Right. And I mean, he truly knows what it's about. I just still want to mean, I don't feel like I got a quantify it like that. Just let the quote speak for itself. You know what I mean? I don't feel like I got a quantifier like that. Just let the close people. So, you know what I mean? I do love, I love listening.

I want to play this of him on Pierce Morgan. This is a jail page, I just do Peterson, you know, he got himself on Pierce Morgan talking about Black Lives Matter. It's pretty funny. Let me play. Have you seen this in Jackson? Oh, no. Let me play it. You can this, Edward Jackson? Oh, no. Let me play it.

You just call me Isaac by the way. I said, oh, I'm sorry, Isaac. Your handle said the other thing. Wait a minute, Isaac. Are you in Florida? Yeah. Oh, shit, man. I long out with this guy.

Yeah, this, yeah. Who did you? You met me, right? I don't think I got to meet you, but I mean, I emailed you and shit. Oh, really good story about, like, you know, because I say like Sean on email, I say he was my honorary nigga, like, you know, you got that him where past and it like, you tell me about that one that one black dude, like, you know, you snuck some popcorn in,

like you hit it in some chicks purse. And then like, yeah, yeah, the black dude said that's the niggas shit I've ever seen. Like, that's the most black thing I've ever seen in Burbank. Yeah. But no, I thought you weren't at the Vegas show. It was another Isaac. This is a dangerous game you're playing right now, Sean. No, no, it was another Isaac who was a mixed guy from like Miami.

Oh, really? Yeah. Damn it. I mean, it must have been because I mean, I'm in Bum-A-S Jacksonville, bro. Oh, shit. All right, then no, different guy. Yeah.

Okay, here's the JLP thing. All right. Then no different, different guy. Okay. Here's the JLP thing he's talking about. Black Lives Matter. The KKK was an evil organization, just like Black Lives Matter. Black Lives Matter is a far left liberal radical, agitated organization founded by a bunch of Black Lives me as a homosexual. She can't believe her honestly being a part of my life.

I've never heard him talk before. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What is wrong with the way he has like a hair lip, right? Something, yeah, his palette's fucked up. You know, Cliff palette, I also think that he, um, he actually like in his, it got exacerbated because he he um, he actually stopped like a radical group. I think it was in like 2007. You can look it up. What do you do? Terrorists from like raping a bunch of white women on like a bus.

Did you really? For real? And he got, he got beat the shit out of her in the face and it's like, no shit. I didn't know that. It's amazing. Life is stranger than fiction sometimes. Okay, here it continues. You see the look on this woman's like she's shocked that he's saying it's a left wing, extreme leftist agitating organization.

So black lives mat like the capital, right? Yeah, right. Like the actual organization. Yeah. Where if you donate to, it goes straight to act blue. Everything that people donate to goes it goes straight to Act Blue. Everything that people donate to goes straight into a political action committee that is trying to get Biden elected.

It doesn't go to any black causes at all. Huh. Mr. Pearson, you're now descending into extremely unpleasant and frankly, vile rhetoric. Why do you think this is appropriate to say this on national television? But what you just said is completely unacceptable. Or to think it. Or to think it. You're talking to a black guy who grew up during Jim Crow criticizing the co, criticizing the co-opting of a black lives, of black lives matter. The racial, the group that said Terry Cruz isn't black because he said it might be an issue if they, you know, get extreme with

things. It's, yeah, it's crazy to hear that moralizing to someone who's literally just saying what that entity is. To a black guy who grew up during Jim Crowell from, he. He's from Montgomery, Alabama. He's an he from Pierce Morgan, the whitest British mother who's whiter than James Bond. Condescending to Jesse Lee Peterson about the vialness of what he's talking about. And his fucking bitch co-host saying it's wrong that he even thinks it. Uh, it's shocking, shocking to see. I'll play the rest of it and I, and I,

I said, go, we wouldn't get a response from him, but we cut his microphone because he was spewing some pleasant stuff. So, you know, we don't mind having a proper debate, but we don't mind having a proper debate

about this when it descends into rampant homophobia. You don't get to say anymore on the phone, right? Homophobia. You've been homophobia. What did he say? Do we hear any of that?

Cause he said it was created by Lesby and I think, he played it again. Or organization just like Black Lives Matter. Black Lives Matter is a four left liberal radical and legal organization founded by the Black Lives Matter as homosexuals and radicals and radicals. He sounded like, okay, wait, wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait exactly what I said. Like, I think it's like ridiculous, but that's the kind of shit that like,

that's why like literally I have anyone on on my podcast. I mean, I'm irrelevant, but I actually was like, hey, I wanna get JFG on. You know what? I wanna get, I wanna get Richard Spencer on, fuck it. Then I actually like kind of, I kinda heard some things from a speech and I was like,

whoa, Rich, well, I mean, you got a tone going, wait, Rich, I don't know if I can back you on that, I don't know, that kind of ended. It was like watching like, you know, a train crash and slow motion. I was like, ooh, I can't really, I don't think the end word pass is going to save you on that one. Yeah, the more Richard Spencer talks, I think the more, less people would feel threatened by him or a white supremacy in general.

That's what I meant. Like, yeah, I mean, if you have him on, like, it kind of, like, because people like to dehumanize now. Yeah. I mean, ironically, they like to, you know, a bunch of white people appears Morgan wants to dehumanize a black man who's speaking out against, like, in my opinion, I don't think black lives matter gives a fuck about black lives at all. Well, the organization doesn't give any money to it. I don't know where your money where your mouth is. I don't know anything about like the political organization. Like what the, I don't know who's steering it.

I don't know what like, you know, it seems like it's either, it seems like it's disorganized as a far like what the aside from we don't want people killing black people for no reason. What else is there that goes along with it? Hold on. I don't know. I don't know. But to me, the things that they do are like, I feel like that's like kind of a cop out

when they say, oh, we just don't like, because I mean, look at the demands list, right? That shit was, I feel like if I do a podcast and it's set to her, these motherfuckers blow me out of the water. I'm just like, I'm done, bro. Wow. I know. Yeah. Seriously. I can't get it. Like, I mean, I forgot who said it, but I mean, if you look at like, who, you know, like black on black violence, you know, there are a lot more deaths there than like cops killing blacks. There's a lot of white on white violence.

There's a lot of, you know, people who, you know, are trying to see something very far off in the distance, killing other people who are trying to see things very far off in the distance. And knowing that, just to see them act the way that they do, it makes it very clear that they don't, if they don't care about those, I don't think they care about what. I don't think they care about what it really does.

You know what I mean? Not like that, I'm just saying, if that much black on black is happening, and no one wants to address it, they just want like some political recourse. Yeah. How can you say that black lives matter in your movement? I don't think it's possible to care about black lives in the scope that they're trying to do.

You've got a national organization that claims to promote black lives, whatever it happens to be, at that level and at that size, like at a national level, the bigger your organization grows, the less it can do. Do you know what I mean? Like it can do big, broad things, but you're talking about the George Floyd transcript

that I was going over earlier. You've got a cop who is actively trying to find shit on this guy to punish him more. Like, that's a big, that's a big fucking problem for that guy. Yeah. But how can you, how are you going to fix that nationally besides doing things that we don't want to do, like repealing drug laws?

Every single drug law, every single one, including the very first ones around opium, were promoted. Yeah. We're promoted as, we're promoted with racial overtone. And disproportionately, yeah. Because they always punish the version that minorities do. Opium was made illegal, but lawdnum, and all the white people just were not.

That's medicinal. That's what crack is, like versions of crack are illegal. Cocaine is not. Now you got opiates to shit like Dave Chappelle said, you know in the what's the Ohio and he's like I see a lot of sleep yeah sure sure and it the people want they won't admit it they just won't admit that like yeah you because you don't you you did it you did exactly what they're saying you do but you still won't stop the drugs because you, because everyone in America has been heard by an addict and they will not admit, they will not admit that it wasn't

they want to blame them forever for their addiction. Like, you hurt me, my dad hurt me, boyfriend hurt me, somebody, fuck them. It's never going to be, the country is not ready to say, you know what, we're all getting fucking high and we need to deal with this in a way that is not just vilifying the drugs and the anger and the person who did it. We cannot keep sending people to prison for this shit. It's our fault. It's all of our fucking fault. It's all of our fault.

We're all a pain in the ass and that's why everybody's loaded all the fucking time. Yeah, because this is miserable. I agree. I agree, you know, it's definitely more on the government. I'm trying to, you know, get away from that accountability as I take like another adderoll and drink another beer and do that baby boy speed bar. I mentioned on Twitter. I mean, I do, I'm not going to lie. I do it a lot. But I really do think that like BLM like, the extremes of it, I think they really do want

like people with kneel. But they love people who are like, what would you call like those white people who are like, they want the power people that are like, oh, we need to just like not talk. And we need to listen. And I'm like, damn, how many masks do you put on a date? Like, you sound real complacent about like, you know, someone having a pain, that's different do you put on a date? Like, it's not a real complacent about like,

you know, someone having a pain, it's different than you telling you to shut up and then you just like lick their boot. Yeah. It's like those people like, I mean, look up a thing called anti-racism to quote, anti-racism because not being racist isn't enough. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

I mean, like what? It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, well, at least it'll all be over when Trump either loses or wins, right? Just like last time. Yeah, no, I mean, Sean, I also wanted to come on because I feel like I feel like I'm sorry, but like you last episode you was like, I don't want to argue with you about it, but I do think that dick is on to something with certain things on coronavirus. But that one episode where you had like that champion kickboxer who like literally understands

everything about women who was, he was just like, you just gotta like get online and abuse them and then they'll love you. Yeah. That's just true. But as someone who's mixed and this is my personal experience, I can't, you know, some people will be like, that's not how it is, but I take a S-Tala Primoxilid, I take Lexan Pro.

Yeah. I get no, I had no side effects and every day after I started to do it. I remember your email. Yeah. Yeah, yeah get no, I had no side effects and every day after I remember, I remember your email. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I woke up feeling like I didn't, I could actually get out of bed. Yeah, I mean, like it is, for me, it's a, it worked well for you. Change.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I mean, well, I mean, good. That's right. I totally remember we've emailed a few times, I think. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I think that like trying to discredit that

by like knowing something like that, I think that's like a, that's not a good idea. I'm just like, hold on, unless you got like treatment resistant depression, which that's looks, I mean. Wait, I'm not trying to discredit it. No, no, no, no, I mean, sometimes I felt like the guy was, because he, you know, he said, he said like, oh yeah, Andrew Tate.

Yeah, although he said a lot of things. Well, he said, I don't think they work, or maybe they do. And then he went on to something else, but I mean, he's right. Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't ultimately offended by that, but no, that's, I mean, I'm glad that's working for you and you're not getting, you know, side effects and stuff.

I mean, that's, you mean, the whole point is to, if you're going to, if you're going that route to take as little as possible and work on it in other ways too, so you don't, because generally, at some point, you'll have some side effects. But, you know, I'm gonna get out of here. I'm gonna read this advice. And I just wanna say real quick,

and I'd be white history month from jail. Just just say. Dick, I mean, you can just about me, but you know, I mean, not you. I have to. You've got an in-work. You both got in-work pass. So do you. He can't be the only person that can be the only organization that can give an inward pass is MasterCard. It's not you. Oh boy. I'll talk to them about that, bro. Yeah, go talk to them about it. My Twitter is about to get deleted, but I'll talk to them about it. Yeah, go talk to them about it. My Twitter is about to get deleted But I'll talk to them about that. Yeah

Okay, thank you Isaac. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good talking with you That's the shame they took away there They took away the black people's power to give the inward pass put it in the hands of master card and Jack Dorsey What do you think about that, Sean? Let's do some advice, maybe one advice. Mm-hmm. My ex is a conniving bitch. This guy says, when is D-Stick?

I'm an unmotivated man in my early 20s. Until recently, I have done fuck all with my life since finishing high school. My lenient parents allowed me to do absolutely nothing for two years. Oh, so they're fault. Until finally making me get a job. Do I, can you think of any other reason why America is so anti-drug other than wanting to vilify the addicts in their life? I can't.

You know, well, he's got to be illegal. You know, I mean, you're fucking their lives up. Like for whatever reason, like drugs scare a lot of people. Yeah, they do. Because of what other people do with them or drugs in the latter. Or same thing, lotters illegal. Well, people are throwing their lives away. Like you know a gambler, don't you?

Since then, I have been wage-cuckin' it at a shitty KFC for almost two years as a cook. Fucking sucks. Cooking for the colonel, but it was there I connected with a girl for the first time in my life. Yeah, she's backstage, but work in the fryer, KFC. She's nearly three years younger than me. As you might have guessed, I'm socially inept,

and as we got along more and more at work, she pursued me. Oh, that's a bad sign. After not picking up on her signals for a while, I finally asked her out and I was in my first ever relationship. It was a huge confidence booster and I probably never felt better in my life than those first couple of months of dating her.

For Dick, she does in fact have double d's. All right, I don't know how tall she is, but we're probably just under five, six. I don't care about that. Not fit, but still thin, kind of pale and his brown hair, which she, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, double d's, you've got it right there. The part here that matters is that since meeting her,

my life has improved, albeit very little, I got my driver's license, bought a car, not her, bought a car and was taking steps to better my life. This girl and me eventually grew to find we could not function together and after countless fights we broke up. Oh no, it was mutual. And although we no longer talked,

I felt there were no hard feelings. My ex has just recently gotten me fired from my shitty job. There were hard feelings. By showing text to our manager about me doing shit at work. I shouldn't have. And they had to let me go. She did this a whole two months after we broke up.

And after pretending to be nice to me, still talking occasionally. And after we tried to remain as friends, which didn't work out, why would you remain as how many fucking times do I have to stay? Don't be friends with your ex. It's psychotic.

If she wants to, she's psychotic. If you want to, you're a psychotic. Never. Never. And if you are and it works, you would have no compulsion to correct me on this because you know it's fucking true. Nobody wants to hear, well, it worked for me.

If you say, well, it worked for me, I promise you it didn't. Because if you knew that it did work for you, you would know how sick and deranged it usually is. So if you're doing it, you sick, if you have a compulsion to defend yourself doing it, you sick, if you want to do it, you sick, it always fucks things up. There is no reason to have female friends, not especially when you fuck them, none.

No reason to be friends with your ex, other than being a total psycho that still wants that fix. There's plenty of new people out there. She did this after she had just left a few days before and she got word that she was going to be let go herself because she was finally being caught. Taking you down with me. For her rampant stealing and she secured full time hours at her other job.

Yeah, well he did this. Oh, what a bitch. Wow. Man, never trusted him, never, never give him your name. I'm going back to school in September and was just about to leave anyways, but now I have a termination on my employment record thanks to this stupid cut.

In the two months since separating, I have been working out and eating better, but over the last week I have lost motivation to do that much. Oh my God. My head hasn't cleared just yet and I'm flowing with rage. I would send cat treats laced with antifreeze to this idiot's house. What do you think she's gonna eat them?

But I'm sure she's stupid enough not to question where they came from and feed them to her cats. Man, you got to knock this shit off. You got to knock this thinking off, man. Just friends. Now you're friends with women. Now we're talking about having revenge on them. Oh boy, that friendship must have been real fucking healthy. It's just eating you, dude.

But there's no way I could get away with it. Although they easily get away with it. I mean, come on. That would burn your ass for a little while if somebody got you fired months after the fact. Yes, it would still burn my ass. Dick, how can I harvest all this hatred in my system? Work out.

Work out more, you motherfucker. I wanna improve myself while I have no obligations. Hey, here's a secret. You never have to have obligations. Oh, they're just all in your mind, man. I don't know if I should. That is true. Yeah. You know, it's, live it is. You know, pressure is, you know, basically 100% self, yeah. You know, it's just for what you're expected to do. What people are expected to do. What and like that create, I'm going to do that. that creates a lot of anxiety and 99.99% of people But there is dick

That's a deal you're making with the devil Yeah, I don't know if I should get myself out there and follow your advice by doing things I hate to meet women I actually I mean do you want to meet women? Then that's good advice. Going to that guy, you could go to a nice gay bar and give it a shot, like the other gentleman who wrote it. Right, exactly. I live in a small city. There isn't much around here to do

and I've never used Tinder or anything like that. Why not? You got all these, you don't need permission to do this shit. Just do it. No one fucking cares. Use, there's a ton of guys always say, oh, I've never even tried those apps. Try them.

They're dog shit. Just give it a shot. Really are any of them good? Well, they're good if you're Keon. Oh, you're good looking. Yeah, okay. Do one. Do one of those apps and say,

I'm six foot three and a lawyer. Just for fun. No, you know what? If you want to talk to chicks, yeah, just do it. Say no more. And then show up as yourself and just say, you know what, I fucking lied.

Yeah. But you sunk all this time into say, you know what, I fucking lied. But you sunk all this time into it so you're probably gonna stick around, dummy, because that's how gambling works. That's why lottery's illegal. So sit down and have a fucking drink and get used to the fact that I'm 5'8. Sorry, sucks, but I'm sure you're a liar as well.

I have very few friends and near no experience talking to women. How can I crush these feelings of worthlessness? Oh, why would you wanna do that? You are, you have no job, you have no money, you barely have a car. Perhaps your, perhaps God is trying to tell you something with these feelings of worthlessness.

Perhaps the way around feeling worthless is not to crush the feelings, but to be worth something. That you can look at and say, oh, I didn't get fucked over by this total psycho chick. Just fucked me over and I fucked myself over by doing a bunch of shit. By trusting her, which I fucking shouldn't have. So now you're, now you've learned some things and now you can use that as motivation. Right? I mean, and then you'll probably those worthless feelings, once you're worth something, should

kind of take care of themselves. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe they'll never go away, but maybe you can't crush them at all. Maybe it's like all the other. Well, alcoholic shit we're talking about. You got no power over it. Well, raise it.

And there's, well, there's, that's another, that's not bad advice either. What you know, it doesn't mean you have to listen to them and live your life accordingly. Yeah. You know that they're there, but it's like, that doesn't mean that I can't do stuff. Yeah, try to fill the time. Maybe the feelings are right.

All right, everybody, this is Benedict Show, patreon.com slash the Dix Show. I got a subscribe star too. I've been working on a Bitcoin patron alternative. I had Coinbase, I had something set up, but people don't trust Coinbase, and they shouldn't. Coinbase is fucked as well.

So I'm setting up a private Bitcoin server. Maybe I'll do it this week, I don't know. This is, you wanna, oh this is the sexy Sean song. I don't think we've heard this one. Do we have to? Yeah, we do have to. Let's see next Tuesday. Oh my god. Right? This is by the grand wazoo. It's like Frank Sampa. Yeah. What is going on here?

Do you know this real song? No, is this a zapis song? Should be a parody of zapis songs. I don't know this one. I have been in you by zapis. Frank's apple. I've got big gaps in my zapis knowledge. Yeah, I think zapis did too.

I thought that we would never... We'd never forever... We'd never forever... We'd never forever... You... I'm so confused. You're on the same day. I have been in love with you. I've been in a few

In every way you want me to Yes you know it's true This is like very like he had songs like this on the first record I am, yeah I might have been He would do like real 50s kind of things And that's baby funny lyrics. I don't know. Baby, so what's the difference there?

Is this worse than the K-Sex story? We just should have been the music over it. R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R Very good. Okay. Very good. Thank you. Thank you, Grand Wazoo.

Thank you very much. All right. Let's get some voicemails in here. Oh, yeah. Here's one. Here's one you like. Hey, Sean. I just found out Scrabble is

banning 263 bigoted words, but they won't tell me what they are. Oh no, I don't think I can come up with 263 bigoted words. Mastercard. All I'm going to think about. Wow. I tried looking for the list.

This is like them putting all those words in my head, right? Yes. Fuck. 260? Yeah. Fuck. 260? Yeah. How many was that? Let me find, I wrote that down. I mean, I really, you know,

some of them are gonna be laughable. 236 slurs. Yeah, all of a sudden, they're not words anymore. They just don't want it to count. They don't want anybody to get points. But 236 is that what it is? Yeah, I don't, man to count. They don't want anybody to get points. But 230 is to head in life. 230, 6 is that what it is? Yeah. I don't, man, I mean, Carl, if I have seven words you can't say, right?

Yeah, sure. I could, if I'd dug deep, I could probably get you, I could get you 60 slurs maybe. Yeah, I mean, how? 70, I've got some deep cuts. You know what I mean? I love language. Right. Well, you could rip off like the first like 30, and then it would be slower and slower and slower to come up with more. Yeah.

And tell it would happen about once every like 15 minutes before you'd give up. Just, is slurs against women? Well, does that, that's a very good idea to you with 1000, though, that's not, that's too many. Right? Yeah. I don't know. Against what defines a slur and against what?

They should give you double, that's now like a landing on free parking. You get all that money and that's like a home rule. That's not in the official rules. Right, right. Double word score for slurs. If they release that list, that's gonna be automatic quintuple word score for slurs if they release that list that's gonna be automatic automatic quintuple word score because slurs don't have there's no slurs with cues or there is some z

well there's slurs with cues oh yeah well i mean so okay alright okay so double man that's a that's a lot of points if you're good for that word they have to release the list because otherwise how do you know If you're going for that word, they have to release the list because otherwise, how do you know what you get credit for or not?

So I loaded up the guy's statement, the CEO of like the national organization of Scrabble players. That's who did this. And it is probably the one of the most tone death statements I've ever read. I'll read some of it here while it's entertaining at least. Dear NASPA members, that's the North American Scrabble Players Association of Scrabble Players. I spent the last weekend pouring over more than 1,000 heartfelt responses to our poll

on what to do with the problem of offensive slurs and our community's most important publication, the NASPA word list. Okay, so that's what Scrabble players use, the NASPA word list. I guess, some kind of a governing body that kind of has acceptable set of rules that everybody abides by, so they know it's a level playing field. Is that the. Yeah. So that's a lot of things that are not available. So that's a lot of things that are not available.

So that's a lot of things that are not available. So that's a lot of things that are not available. So that's a lot of things that are not available. So that's a lot of things that are not available. So that's a lot of things that are not available. So that's a lot of things that are not available. So that's a lot of things that are not available. So that's a lot of things that are not available.

So that's a lot of things that are not available. So that's a lot of things that are not available. Well, try these out. Yeah, there we go. Okay, let's try, let's try a top 10, we'll say, of words, oops, that one's not in. Okay, how about that? Oops, that one's not in. How about this one, Sean? This is a favorite.

That one's not the J, the J slur. We'll call them. Okay. Let's try the F slur. Okay. The F slurs in. Yeah. That could mean a bundle of sticks. Yeah. Where the yeah, I know it wasn't in. Okay. Oh, great. Now these are my search history. Fuck. I'm now I have to never drop a, not I can never go search its capital sheet. Okay, how about if you have one of these in your armor, that's a valid word. Okay. So that's probably, you think that's what they took out? I don't know. I mean, that is, that word is still used as a, you know, a weak point in armor or something. But if we're going 230 slurs,

then that's- Then we're gonna have to include some things that have multiple meanings. Yes, like the F- I'm sure nobody's talking about bundles of sticks. No, although cigarettes? Sikarettes. Ooh, wow.

What a d- What a weird, is a dangerous game. Well, this is, yeah. North American versus, I mean, you know, then maybe the, you know, Europe has their own rules. So, Kant isn't in there. Huh.

Huh. Okay, what about single mom? Is that, no, that's not in there. Oh. All right, well, I can't find him. What to do with the problem of offensive slurs? They ranged from, this is what the guy is, the CEO of this organization is saying, about the heartfelt responses. They ranged from white supremacist screeds to naive expressions of faith in the fundamental goodness of all people. So that's, they're

taking that out too. Yeah. The CEO says that the responses to his poll ranged from white supremacists were playing Scrabble. Yeah, who are interested in that? And they're pissed at him. And then the, I mean, I doubt, I kind of doubt that they're white supremacists, to be honest. I don't know. Why?

Just because they're playing Scrabble. I just, I don't see a guy with like a clan hooded home who really values the national North American Scrabble players association. That much to comment on. I mean, you know, I think maybe he's just trying to vilify people who say, no, it's stupid. Don't. I mean, he's talking about, yeah, maybe a slim chance they do, but who knows? Naive expressions of faith in the fundamental goodness of all people. Oh, wow. Yeah. I fuck you.

What's this guy's name? John Chu. Some members threaten to leave the association. Well, just do it. Single word was removed. Others threaten. Just do. Others threaten to leave the association if any offensive words remained. Well, what about fat?

Did they take that out? Well, stupid. That's dumb, stupid. Well, Jackass, you stupid, stinky moron. What's got to these words in? Well, with kids shows and stuff, they oftentimes S&P will come back and they go, we don't say stupid in this show, you know, or anything like that. They use some things.

I don't say dumb. Dinky, fat, idiot. You duck-assed. Are those words in there still? Duck-assed. There were a lot of good and bad arguments on both sides. What a prick, fuck you. Should we be wasting time on words when deeds were called for?

Does someone who is not Jewish have the right to defend Jews from anti-Semitic language? It's like a child wrote this, or someone who is mixed race like me. Oh, okay. Have any say where racial slurs are concerned? What about dated slurs that might only cause offense to our oldest members?

Like what? The J, the J word? I mean, yeah, there's the lower case J word. That's an old slur. Yeah, there's some old slurs that, yeah, that, some people. Like Gran Turismo. A lot of people like.

Gran Turino, excuse me. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's some old slurs. Grass skirt, that's a Gran Turismo. A lot of people went to Toronto, excuse me. Oh yeah, yeah. He's an old slur. Grass skirt, that's a pretty old slur. Did we not already deal with all of this in 1994? Oh great, great time for comedy. Jack, yes. How can we, how can we in this day tell prospective members

that they can only play with us if they accept that offensive slurs have no meaning when played on a board. Uh, well, that's how. That's how you do it. Oh, well, they're just, you know, where it's at. They exist. You get them with, we get them with points.

Maybe don't, maybe don't play them. If you don't want the points that bad. If the youth of Scrabble are our future, no. Then why do we haze them by making them memorized lists of offensive words? Is this happening? They're memorizing the Scrabble list? If a word is so offensive that it can only be referred to by its initial, well, no, it's because you get fired if you say it.

That's why, because monsters like you are never satisfied with, no, it's because you get fired if you say it. That's why, because monsters like you are never satisfied with, you know, you can control people and you get off on it. Does that not indicate that all it retains its meaning in all context? How can we say words have no meaning when the meanings are there for anyone who holds down their finger on a word and scrabble go? Well, I mean, words have meanings. That's pretty much how we understand each other. That's pretty much their definition.

Yeah. What's a word? Much of sounds like it's down. It means something. So it does meaning? Yeah. I learned a lot about our community in the past weeks. We have a lot of racists.

And we have a lot of bleeding heart liberals. Those are equal. Racists of bleeding heart liberals. Those are equal. Racists and bleeding heart liberals. We have people of every color, every side of the debate. Somehow we have managed to set all that aside when we meet over Scrabble Boards. It's what I love about the game.

Oh God, okay, I'm gonna go straight to the end. Here's my favorite line. Removing, as people have said across the spectrum of responses, removing slurs is the very least we can do to make our association more inclusive. That's absolutely true. It is the very least you can do

because it's nothing. All right, next one. Fuck's grabble. Hey, Dave, I forgot to mention quick, forgot to mention something in my last voicemail. Okay. But to any guys wondering, chicks love being quiz on random shit. It's true. They can't answer it. And they stuck at it. In the last problem, that's something to grow like about. I did the plan. It's question, the worst question. That's some sort of like about, I did the plan's question, the worst question.

And she was loving it the whole time. She like couldn't even have the planets and super-emophonic on the worst stuff, but it was a fun time. It would be a, would recommend as a conversation and answer. But yeah, that's a safety. And they do love being quizzed on stuff.

I hate it. Like riddles and quizzes. Oh, fuck, don't ask me that shit. I don't care about that. I don't want you, what's the worst, the best thing that could happen is I get it right. Yeah, the not fucking up, no thanks. Pass.

Okay. So I have a story I told and people have gone off and believed the story. But I used to live in South LA in the Watts area. Yep. And my landlord who was a live-in landlord, he had this, you know, two house property, like, you know, seven rooms. And he lived in one of the rooms and there's a lot of people living there. Anyway, we had a mocking bird out in the tree oh god and it was the kind that shan was gripping about it was so annoying it was right outside my bedroom window and

but it was annoying i was annoying the neighborhood and we just couldn't sleep so one time i went out there to go throw like rocks at the tree to be able to treat within and i was going out there here comes the landlord and his pajamas with a gun and i would like to know what what what the hell's going on it's like i'm just gonna go pop some off in the tree you know what you know i'm not gonna kill it just gonna scare it away yeah what do you mean you guys should have a neighborhood like in this neighborhood and like in his what the bullet comes back down you know

and can kill someone else. He's like barely awake, you know. So I talked him out of it. If I hadn't done under the throw rocks at the mockingbird, I wouldn't have caught my landlord with the fucking gun. How does that go in a private? I got I got I agree with my question. And what's that? Yeah, that's a bird that wants to have a hell. You just really wish you wish more than the mocking bird that he got late. The square gun came in. Oh, have you used it? No, going to fill a vinegar. No, I just going to take a water is going to do it. Just take like a big thing. So yeah, what do you think? It's rain. This thing, this thing shoots 70 feet, dick.

It's one of those pool ones. Okay, you have to 70 feet. It's going to be, it's not gonna be like the diameter of a garden hose, but it's gonna, I mean, all right, I'm hoping it kills him if I get a direct hit. Me too. But definitely, from what I've heard, you might have to do it a couple nights,

but they will leave. Okay. Let me know how that works out next week. All right. All right. My range is nosebleed. Mm. Yeah.

I try to do something good for myself, you know. I start working out a little bit, but on the floor. I actually decided to clean myself. I get in the shower, blood in the tub. That's what you want. In my own business, doing nothing, blood all over myself. Oh. Yes, so people get nosebleeds really easy. Fucking bullshacks.

Well, maybe it's, you got to find the advantages. Like, cripple Jesus said he's grateful to God now. Yeah. For what God did to him. Maybe God, you got to find the positives. Having nosebleeds, like that. Yeah, what could you... Maybe God, you got to find the positives. Having nose bleeds, like that. Yeah, what could you tell women that you're on your period, I guess, identify with, I don't

know how. It's a good in. Oh, I know what it's like to bleed for five days and not die. I get nose bleeds all the time. Right. Try it. Try your own version of that. Oh, here's a nice comment about you, Sean. Oh, yeah. Hey, there's actually a voicemail for Sean. Sean, I love you, man. You are the reason that I can continue to listen to the show. You are the line that you that get drawn between dick and sanity. What the hell? You are the reason that this show remains respectable. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. And I don't think anyone else on the planet could do

it as well as you. So thank you for being the voice of the reason. What a kiss, yes. Yeah. Things that may be for you, it's true. We all appreciate you for it. Wow. All right. Go fuck yourself, guys.

Thank you. I'm glad the show's entertaining. What an idiot. Why would he leave that for me knowing that I go through it? Yeah, I was buried. I think fuck you. Well, it's an idiot. I played it to show how dumb

that is to do. So everyone would see how dumb that that guy is. I appreciate it. Here's another, then there was another one that was critical of you. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a fair and balanced. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Hey, fucking asshole. What? Oh, Sean don't all right so shondole did his heels in he sees everybody else taking their use in childless information he said oh maybe that's true yeah yeah like when dick ended up a stabs about the coronavirus shondole says oh wow so many are interesting maybe there's something to do oh no wait he doesn't he dicks his heels and blood and I've ever fucking wound in my life when shondole where is this fucking apology how many weeks is it gonna take?

Hey, go fuck yourself. Well, talk about not doing any research. I look at all kinds of stuff. Yeah, that was CNN and NBC. No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't, no. I go check things out. I find fact check sites. I find various ones. Yeah, I mean fact check sites, I find various ones.

Yeah, I mean, I want to see what in what context was this story written in. Dig my heels in. I don't know if she has, man, that's another idiot as well. Just a little, little, little light, little light on the facts or light on the information, which, which I like. So an example would be, would be nice. Jesus Christ. Digging his heels in.

Thank you for listening to. Digging his heels in again. Thank you for listening to it. Funny. Hey, I can't, I got a question. Okay. So in light of all the Chris DeLias, I'm kind of looking at it. I don't 100% agree with you, I'm kind of looking at it.

I don't 100% agree with you. I think you was looking for under-aged girls, you know, and I think that's what he's specifically looking for. And I thought, you know, that's kind of, kind of tell me, I was, didn't make a big deal about it, but I said something to my wife. And the whole thing about that is, my wife says that I was doing the exact same thing. When in reality I was 20, she was 17. Oh, pedophile. But she let me think she was 18. Doesn't matter.

Until I actually got admitted to that she was 17 several months into our relationship. I continued to talk to her. I visited her even though she was seventeen several months into our relationship i continue to talk to her i visited her even though she was state away uh... it's up there if she was in the wrong state that i've been able to pedophile knowing that she was seventeen and that i shouldn't feel

any kind of way and i have to disavow this pedophile uh... calling out. I don't call him. I don't have that. The same. I really don't. Because I was led to beliefs. She was one thing. And plus we were very close in age. Just wanted to get your thoughts on it. Not making too much sense. Just woke up. Thank you. Yeah, I think it'd be.

Well, let's see. They're legal or it's not. And I think women fuck around with consent, like women fuck around with ages to try to screw over celebrities. Like you tell me a 17 year old, oh, so 17 year old can pick what college they're going to, but it doesn't know that some 40 year old man's trying to fuck them. Okay. Yes. Wow. Is it 17-year-olds able to enter into a million-dollar contract that

will follow them for the rest of their lives, but they can't be trusted to DM with guys on Instagram. Okay. Can a 17-year-old sign a contract like that? Well, you're applying to school at 17. Yeah, I mean, 16. But I mean, what you're entering into. Well, but I mean, for like, if you student loans or anything, doesn't like a legal adult have to sign with you. Yeah, but it's yours. It's true.

You get, we'll turn 18. You'll be paying that debt off with your social security. I think that the people have used this, like 17 year old, 16 to 17 year old chicks, and I don't know, guy celebrities DMing them. I have no fucking idea what they are. They just use it as a weapon to cancel them.

Yeah, I guess, yeah, like legally the line is drawn at 18. So somebody who's, except you can drive at 16. No, I know, but I mean like as illegal, like they're not a minor, you know, at 17, at 17 and 364 days, they're still a minor. Just because Hollywood, it's just because it's 18 and Hollywood, everyone thinks it's 18. Yeah, but if Hollywood was based in Indiana, I'd be like, oh, 14, yeah, 15, that's the reason.

Yeah, age of consent is different in different states, but yeah, I'm just not, I'm concerned about actual kids, not teenagers and especially not, especially not teenage hose on Instagram. I see that. I'm just not fucking, I'm not fucking worried about it. So I, and, and if you gave that explanation, oh, I was, I was 20 and she was 17. People would not want to listen. People would not give you any benefit of the doubt for that. The same people that are trying to destroy guys like Chris Delia, who said, as we showed,

like as soon as he found out, oh, you're under 18. Oh, goodbye. Yeah. All right, later. And then the guy brought up more cases of that, which I haven't looked into. I mean, yeah. The same people who were trying to take him down would not want to listen to your explanation

of how you showed up to your 17 year old crush's work and then later married her. They say you, they would say you fucking groomed her. Oh, no, no, no. There is definitely a contingency that says that. Yeah. You know, it's like, as far as I'm concerned, like looking back, you're both fucking kids.

Yeah. I mean, like a 20 year old dude and a 17 year old chick who lies about being 18, which why would a 20 year old not believe her? Like what are you, what are you supposed to do? Like that's not the same thing as the more, you know, that's not the same thing as the more, that's not the same thing. Yeah.

Okay, as what we should be critical of, I'm just tired, I'm so tired of, when there's so many real pedophiles around, I'm so fucking tired of people using it wrong. Oh, you're 17 year old, what pedophile? We talked about the, the pedophile, the creep, know, of words and terms. I'm more in compasses,

in compasses things that it was never supposed to encompass and doesn't really accurately describe. I'm more weirded out than by the people who so hate pedophiles. Oh yeah. Constantly, then I am by whatever, whatever DMs are going on. Like those are the people I'm kind of weirded out by. Like why are you so aggro?

Yeah. Why are you so aggressive about your hatred of pedophiles within the mistaken belief that it will somehow make them easier to catch? Like we know where they are. They're hanging around kids. Whenever there is kids, that's where they're gonna be. Like the matter isn't that we don't hate them enough.

You know how dummies, all those pedophiles that are arrested living in a cabin alone in the woods. Yeah, I fucking hate them. They belong to, they belong to be shot into the sun and in a volcano in the hot as part of like, hating them more does not make them easier to, you understand that, right? Like the problem is in a universal acceptance of pedophiles.

It's that they're extremely difficult to catch because they adopt behavior that they see people like you doing. Well, yeah, I hate pedophiles too. Oh, that guy turned out to be a pedophile. How could we possibly see that coming? I was a girl in a chat. I was casually seeing a 21 year old when I was 15. We pretended I was 19.

I mean, yeah, so kill him. Throw him in jail. Here's Andrew from Eugene, Oregon. There you go. There you go. What makes me rage is people who don't love America for its flaws. Like, can't we have any fuzz? Maybe it was bad or unfair or unsportsmanly. is people who don't love america for a spot like that we've got that he you know maybe with

batter unfair and sportsman like the week we thought of war against the net but we should have sportsman like you know it's like the great can is what do you expect yeah we didn't want to fight sure it sucks i mean they had slaves and they made of americans but the problem they had slaves literally I mean, they had slaves, didn't they? Native Americans. They had slaves, literally. Didn't they take over to other tribes and slave them? I think so.

I think the land they just gave, that ethno state that they just set up in Oklahoma, the Indian one. I think that tribe had slaves. I don't know. It's a very interesting reading. Look at that. Me too, yeah. Which I think it's funny that they did,

that they took away Oklahoma. Like yeah, Congress did fuck them over. They had the history of that is so weird. The guy's marrying Indian chicks and then just taking the land piece by piece, taking it over. Yeah. I mean, it'll be funny to see it shaking out.

We built a country because we were so religiously up our own assets. If we decided to fuck you, fuck you, boss, that's fucking Catholics, we're gonna go through our own thing. We're gonna carve out a new country. I don't have a fucking rock. It's bested with barbarians.

And we're going to call on our own. And we're going to have a great time with Blackjack and Hookers. And you know what? We were stupid. We actually made it work. It's fucking amazing to me. It's amazing to me. And you know, that's actually a flaw.

I find with you. And all you're crying about aian caliphate now i know that i don't know who you are i don't know who you are the person that the course uh... that always with the dead man i'm at the state that i didn't want to bring up your personal i'm going to say

i know that would be totally gets a Christian caliphate and would also you have hyperbolic enough to say Christian caliphate and I get it right through hyperbolic millions of people. Bill, you know, for all our flaws and where we came from, like, yeah, you know, when we created a country, we would say about we lost weight like voting. Yeah. And gun rights, because we didn't think you people were actually actually people but we've learned something and for all the fucking flaws

is it a little is your life not great it had a better view we've had my family came from from scalded that's where it's where all my living is confirmed that like in phrase scalded well we're reason over the french

but i think of myself for all of my poverty and at the failure in mediocrity and terrible lot life i might i might be mone having the lot that being a a pocket scott's person in twenty twenty

i came to fishing with a nice what what are you doing oh god oh this is proamerica yeah i see black america yeah it's a great place

and it's not that we're not perfect i wish people would learn to just to just accept us it accepted for what for what it is we we like that it used to be something to go fast we go with stupid and we go right for the fucking growth yeah no there's just mistakes it's like really easy to solve systemic mistakes that we needed that would be great if they were fixed and they're not and it ruined the country and they're easily identifiable.

All right, everybody, see you next Tuesday. So yeah, he ran out of time, I guess, I don't know. Did you think he made it his point? I got his point. Yeah. Could be worse. Love America for its flaws. Sounds like, sounds like being in a,

what I got out of that was America, still better than Scotland. If you can't handle America, it's worse. You don't deserve it. That's what I heard. Okay. Sounds like a fat chick. Trying to do per way into a relationship.

Yeah, fat is out of the scrabble dictionary. It's gotta be. Probably. That's the most, that is the most hateful slur we have. Fat. Yeah. I think so. Yeah.

You can't say that one. You can only use the pH version. Oh God. Is Patriot out of Scrabble? Fred says. Oh, I don't think so. I don't think they pulled jogger out of there. Are they going to re-update?

Oh God. Why was Jewish go to? The guys go to. What? The guy, the CEO said, does a Jewish person deserve to sit on a table? Well, he said that and then he said, do I as a mixed race person? There was a few things in there, I think, right?

What race do you think he was mixed? If it's Asian, that he's making, he's overplaying his hand. If he's like white in Asian, if he's not some kind of a darker race, then he's overplaying that in that instance. Could be. Is there a lot of like anti-Semitic scrabbling going on? I think anytime you get people together, there's always the fucking jokesters. People, because seriously, people like, people want to do like naughty things in ways they won't get in trouble for.

Is Jew in there still? Look what I said. That's the name of... No, I mean, I don't see why it wouldn't be. Wow. What about the cigarettes? Ones, the bundle of sticks. That's not in there. I thought it was. I thought you found it. Oh, that was just a scrap of addiction here. I don't know if that's the same list. I don't know.

Well, until they fucking publish a list, I guess it's all just conjecture. So, now we're going to have to match it up with the other list to see what was removed. 236. Somehow if a comedian did that, wouldn't have the same ring to it as the 730 words, right? It'd be like the Big Mac song. Remember that song? Yeah. Two double beef patties. Two all beef patty special sauce. Let us, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. I need that list. You need to hear it right off by that micro machines man.

Right. Do a cameo. From the loop. All right everybody. All right, see ya.