The Dick Show - Episode 222 - Dick on The Malarkey-archy

Episode Date: September 1, 2020

Breaking my foot while camping, declaring girlfriend bankruptcy, risking your life for low financing, the sports of riots and political theater, bravely running away, I am Jesus, Carl gets on meds, ToS acceptable memories, Black Panther dies and I don't care, Empire shuts down, 6% of COVID deaths, sister brain surgery, what types of guns to get, and Captain Insano getting kicked out of Walmart for farting; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Did you keep the gun in the vegetable drawer? Is that where you keep your gun? That's the Rihoma kept it, wasn't it? Wasn't it? I mean, we had the gun episode. Is that something else? I don't know. I don't fucking know.

I try not to keep my guns in the same town as me. Okay, why is that? It's easier if you need to go to a different town and use a gun if you just already have it in a different town. Oh, you're talking about Kyle. Isn't everyone? Kyle the saint.

Kyle the saint. Sean, one child is out there living the dreams of millions of men. Put one, someone finally did it. They put themselves in a self-defense situation. Can you believe it? They're a hero. They put themselves in a self-defense situation. It's like a fireman that starts fires.

Someone, somebody finally went and did it. Yeah. Everybody threatens to put themselves in a self-defense situation. But somebody, a hero, a young man, a hero, actually went and did it. Seems like it. Oh, it seems like it. What do you mean, and did it. Seems like it. Oh, it seems like it. What do you mean, seems like it. Do you even know what I'm talking about?

Yeah. You do this time. Yeah, I do. I'm so fucking out of it. I'm so out of it. I had my own burning man up in Tahoe. I can't announce stuff like that anymore because people come, I don't know.

They'll come right, a pedophile in my house. Oh, God, really? I can't announce stuff like that anymore because people come, I don't know. They'll come right petafile in my house. Oh God, really? I don't want to become pop-up around here. You know, I'm forgotten about the LA. I don't want someone to write petafile in my house and then everybody's like, hey, we gotta get that guy in on this. No, it's not working.

Not a place you want to be popular. No big hob knobs and some turning down. Having to come up with excuses where I can't go to Brian Singer's parties. Oh, go ahead. Do you know what I mean? I don't want the last thing I need. Yeah, that's the last thing I need.

I stopped going to Brian Singer's parties. He does weird shit, right? He does weird shit. He does weird stuff. He definitely does. Dan Schneider. Dan Schneidley. Yeah, what does he do?

Kyle is living at 17 years old. He has done the impossible. He has put himself in a self-defense situation. All of these guys have been talking about doing it for years and he finally went and did it. Living the dream. Yeah. Living the dream.

Well, he's just made a whole lot of middle aged people reassess their life choices. What life choices are those do you think? Though that they didn't do it, you always regret what you don't do. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I just too late for me.

How come I never, how come I never went and defended an auto parts dealership or whatever an auto of used car lot? Right. That could have been me. I could have been a contender. I could have been a bum instead of a bum. Which is what I am instead of a bum. Yeah. Could have been me, I could have been a contender. I could have been a bum instead of a bum.

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Welcome to dig you want dig you need to dig you, you got it, it's a show, where is the contest, can we live? From the mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure, I'm your host, Dick Majerson. The $20 million man voted America's worst Mexican 72 weeks running. Joining me is always this world touring LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up buddy, thank you for not killing yourself in this.

Oh, yeah. Thank you all for not doing the same. Thank you for not putting yourself in a self-defense type situation. If you consider it for a moment, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you for not doing it. Yeah, you don't have to.

Now you don't have to do it, because someone did it for you. Thank God. Thank God you don't have to do it. Somebody did it for you. I went, I did my own Burning Man as I told you before the show started that I can't announce. I can't say stuff like that anymore

because somebody will show it. Someone will order me a bunch of pizzas while I'm gone. No, I see. Show up my door. By the way, guess who? You know who got on medication? Anti-Skits Afrinia medication. Anti-Skits Afrinia?

Yeah. Oh, there you are, the caller. Yeah. Who said who I said specifically, you need to get on anti schizophrenia. Well, it's a doctor and it seems like it. So basically, I, when I saved another guy's life, just right over here. And do I ask for any thanks for it?

You know what, no, called in. Do I ever say I am basically like I have the Jesus hair and I may not have the abs. I almost did let's just go say I said dick actually he finally admitted that he thinks he's Jesus when when Bell said you can judge a man by the company he keeps and you said what's that about Jesus yeah holy shit dick actually thinks he's Jesus he came on set it I've already done the fouls route. So now it's just time for Jesus. That's what your story is about, Sean.

If you're writing some kind of other story where you're, I don't know, what's your, who are you and your story? Pete Best. Yeah. Yeah. You got past up on. Yeah.

You're at the Asterisks and Rock History. No. I'm Jesus's dad. God? Yeah. Or the cuck. The more mature Jesus. Oh, I see.

Yeah. The guy trying to spit. You think Joseph was ever there in his ear like, hey, why don't you try a little bit? Oh, no, try to toss in this one out. No, Joseph. I'm going to cut God the father right here. Oh, God the father. Yeah.

Okay. You know, it's funny, the temple that they have for Jesus. No, I can say Jesus Christ and you go, and in Jerusalem was like a repurposed temple to Venus. The Stats goddess. Well, Christianity just took it over. They're like, yeah, Jesus is now. But they do that from everything.

Yeah, I thought that was funny. Yeah, the whole of them took it. No, it's borrowed from everything. No, it's borrowed from everything. Right, why the slut? I don't know. Like the way it looked. So I went off the grid for a week and my God, my God, is it impossible? I come back from being off grid, where I crippled myself in the wilderness. Oh, good.

If you ever need to feel like a bigger, worthless piece of shit in your life, go on a camping trip, go out into the middle of nowhere and cripple yourself. You have become whatever you think about yourself has just been completely invalidated. You will watch your friends and loved ones act as though you are no longer a part, act as though you are no longer there. Yeah, you're another, you're a 50 pound pack. You're dead. You're a ghost.

This is, I mean, this is as close as you can get to living in caveman times, right? Being off, at least carrying a tent around, like they probably did in caveman times, having to go to Vans to buy firewood. Yeah, that's just like caveman times. They had to make sure that they hit REI before it closed at nine before they went off

on a camping trip. I fucked up my foot so bad on night one that I could not put any weight on it. Oh God, this is the first night. On the first night, and man, I had this tits set up on the river, on the silver creek, up in Tahoe, this beautiful set up, I lugged all of the silver creek, up in Tahoe, this beautiful setup,

I lugged all of this shit down, set it all up, and now I spent the entire week hobbling around on crutches in the middle of the woods, going like negative, negative two miles an hour to get anywhere. God. Relying on my girlfriend to get everything, and which I'm just, I'm just racking up.

I'm wondering on a bad mood. It was the most horrible off the grid experience. I'm racking up the girlfriend points like the IOUs. I'm working myself into an amount of girlfriend debt that I can never, I like to have the rest of 2020. I like to have, I'm gonna declare girlfriend bankruptcy. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's it, we're done. I mean, I'm too far in debt

I'm too far indebted to you wait seven years and then yes, we need to break up I'm gonna declare girlfriend bankruptcy and then in seven years we can start dating again when all of this Oh, thank you. Me. You're gonna get another girlfriend. I'll yeah, I'll do that I'll get another credit card in the meantime I like the points on this one. I want to return to it, but there is just, I have too much debt. I have, I mean, when you have to ask your girlfriend to go to the car to get your Norkau for this third time. Yeah.

Today, what's the good car? I don't even, I mean, so you haven't shit in a week. You know what I was downing them on purpose. So I would have to hobble to the bathroom. Yeah, right. Like I got, I feel the shit brewing. I mean, you are, I mean, you are,

with enough speed to tighten this shit ball. I have in my stomach. So I can get home. I felt, I felt like a ghost. Everyone was having fun. Here, this was the, this is, my having fun. Here, this is my nightmare happened. This happened to me. I couldn't help at all pack up the stuff,

like the tent and roll all the stuff up. That sounds like a dream. Well, you'd think so. But then afterwards, 80s girl packed it all up, put it in the truck and she, we got in the truck and she said to me, you know, I've always wondered if I could do it all by myself.

And now I know that I can and I thought That's it No, no, you can't you hold on. I'm gonna go back there and find something you fucked up I tied it all down. I tied it down. There's no fucking way you would have tied it down correctly Boy, that's, that's wrong. This was a vacation for me. This was my fucking vacation.

I'm gonna take a week off to look at the, look at the size of my arms. This is from hauling my fat ass around on crutches for an entire week on drugs. Yeah. This, you don't kind of work out that is to get this hippopotamus to get soda pop a bald bull

around a campsite all weekend. You're out in the woods. Out in the woods in Tahoe. God sounds nice. You're right? Try it with no legs. Yeah, well that's it. Triple Jesus style camping.

What a fucking nightmare. Always, always half empty. Always half empty.'s it. Triple Jesus style camping. What a fucking nightmare. Always, always half empty. Always half empty. Try it. No, it doesn't sound fun. Everyone's running around playing grab ass. I'm sitting there like Bart Simpson in that episode of that they're doing the Alfred Hitchcock one.

I don't know what it is. Out the rear window or something like that. The rear window, your door. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy Stewart. Oh, fucking nightmare. Fucking nightmare. And then what do I do?

I come back into reality and I see that one of the numbers on the phone clock of doom has changed to everyone's, everyone's all pissed off about something else. And I think, are you fucking, like, I could have come, what the, what does it matter? What, why is everybody so pissed off about yet another thing that doesn't I couldn't even engage with it I'm like are you fuck are you guys fucking serious again again again? What happened are we not talking about cuties anymore? It's just some other new shit some other new horse shit

What is it now A young hero put himself in a self-defense situation. I thought about, I thought things were talking about you. This show is my self-defense situation that I put myself in. That's what it seems like lately. Yeah, I have been losing a lot of followers. Is that right?

On Twitter. How's the Patreon? Patreon's still good. Okay, good. I've been losing a lot of followers on Twitter with people like Kill All Pettos and white, white something in their username a lot of, well, I've been called, I've been parenthesisied a lot on Twitter.

I don't know, I'm sorry to lose everybody, but if I'm gonna lose anybody, I hope it's somebody with murder in their username or something about white nationalism and no offense. Speaking of the ethno state, the Black Panther actor died. You know, famous for portraying a ethno state, no immigration, famous for portraying Trump's America, Wakanda, isolationist nation

that does not take any immigration and thrives by having a homogenous society dedicated to the same ideals living under a monarch. Is that what the lesson you're supposed to take from that movie? I think we were supposed to get woke. Woke? I think so. I just, we need like a magic spell.

Base wall. Just was the lesson of that movie. In general. That's all I heard. I heard black, but I finally saw it and I was really underwhelmed. Me too. I saw it on a plane. I was like, I was dumb.

As soon as I saw those rhinoceros is running around and a bunch of bitch just doing karate on it. I don't remember a whole lot from it. Do you remember the individuals that were jumping around screaming like a certain animal that I won't even mention because I'm afraid to imitating a certain type of animal that you not just related to.

You don't recall that scene. That's like, you're not allowed to recall. You're not allowed to recall anything like what you just said. I certainly do not. The captain of the plane, I was watching on the plane on the way home from Abu Dhabi. The captain came out and covered my eyes. Like I was a child and a sex scene was coming up. Yeah.

During that scene, when they were hooting and doing whatever they were doing, I don't know how to describe it. I just know that it was pro, whatever they were trying to go at. I don't know. Oh, look, I think out of respect, we should have a 100 year moratorium on Marvel movies. Now that that guy has died, does that seem reasonable to you? Yeah, people are here in the studio, by the way, Riley.

What do you think about that? Oh, yeah, that's a great idea. Evil Riley is wearing a go-toe now. Yeah, it's like the Spock mirror mirror. And a cape. And a cape. Why do you have a cape on? Uh, it's just what I wear now. Okay. So what you know that I'm better than most people. Okay. I want them to assume it and they do. Because you're wearing a cape. Right. There has to be something special about me and wearing a cape. You know, me and my man were sitting on thrones all weekend and I do think people were listening through our school. Right. They're

just listening to bean bags. And everyone else had to sit on a tarp. And it's like we had an ultimate authority, even with my foot broken as it was. But yeah, the Black Panther, it's another one of those weird racist woke movies where they exclude all Black people that aren't from like the slums of New York. Because Killmonger's whole thing, the main villain,

he just wanted Wakanda to help the Black people from his neighborhood that he grew up in. Racist. Yeah. Like just those ones, not all that. Black Kansas said no. Absolutely not. Yeah.

He's like, no, we would want to help everybody. We need a wall. We need to. Right now everybody. Yeah. It's going to be a big, beautiful wall. I don't know. I think of the end to Chala Caves

and just let's the resources be used by the rest of the world, like the bad guy wanted anyway, which is a good moral Well, that's what he said. Yeah, he's like yet not an isolationist anymore, right? Yeah, yeah It's time to share our Money on black Panther 2 why cuz they're gonna put a woman as the black Panther because they're obviously gonna put a woman That's a black man. Of course. Yeah. Oh man I think he was wondering the cancer is so hard.

Does that guy got to beat this cancer? Are they're gonna put a woman in black Panther 2 and I just can't, I can't. Well, it'll probably be a sister, right? It'll probably be that a coi-a chick, I think. The love interest to beats everybody up. Oh man. Sean, don't ever put a woman in charge of this show.

If I die from ass cancer, please don't put a woman. Don't let them do it. Why would I do that? It might happen. John, put yourself in a self-defense situation. Yeah, to prevent that from happening. I'll do that. Use one of these dildos or shotgun or something. Or put yourself in a self-defense situation.

Go clean graffiti at your church or whatever. Yeah. Whatever he was cleaning the graffiti. Yeah. Then grab a gun from a garbage can that you found on the way to the Chuck the spray paint bottle that I just graffiti with. Do the graffiti first. Yeah, yeah.

See, there's like a little tips of him throughout the night. People are finding he's running around doing menial tasks and they're like, look, he's a savior. He took a bucket towards a burning building. I think I am getting too old for this shit. Just a waste. Because it building. I think I am getting too old for this shit. Just a waste of it. Because it's, I think it is. You know what people talk about the patriarchy?

You know what it really is? You know what it really is, depressing us? What's it? The Malarkey Arkey. Oh. You are, you're definitely too old. That's a fucking dad joke. That's definitely, it's the Malarkey Arkey.

You got 40 looming. I think it's here. That's the Milwaukee Archie. You got 40 looming. I think it's here. It's the Malarkey Archie. I think you don't know when your birthday is. I think it's already happened because you don't make those jokes up 40. The Malarkey Archie. That's when shit is the Malarkey Archie.

Malarkey. It's not a patriarchy or a matriarchy that we, I'm totally, I'm unified field steering this shit. All right. I'm going pure quantum this shit. Okay. All right. I'm going pure, I'm going pure quantum mechanics for our problems. It's the Malarkey Arkey. That's the problem.

That is what's suppressing us all and it's getting worse every day. You think like the Scientologists are right? I hope they're right. Yeah, I really do. I hope they're right. I hope they have a big cache of, of Tim Pools bucket food that he sells.

He sells bucket food? Yeah, he sells like Doomsday prep food. Do you remember that guy who called in and was like a respectable journalist? I know Tim Poole is. Yeah. Well, he sells buckets of food. Like, he sells buckets of guinea pig food for you to eat after whatever happens to kill society.

Well, buy your Tim Poole food bucket, a food. Tim Poole food bucket. a food. Tim Pull food bucket. Here's something to be aware of. So, it's your cowboy hat. He has a beanie that's also a cowboy hat. No. He wears a 10 gallon hat, he puts a beanie on top of it. And then he says, come on in to Tim Pull,

I got a bucket O food for you. The commies are taking over. Yeah. You get your bucket of Tim Pull bucket O food. Nice. Malarkey Arkey. You're making over. You get your bucket of Tim Poole Bucket O'Food. Nice. Malarkey Arkey. You know I'm going to look hard. That's part of the Malarkey Arkey.

He sells buckets of food. Yeah. Did I lead you wrong on Talcom X last week? That was pretty good. I've been living with that one this week. So I think maybe I am getting too old for this shit because I see a 17 year old Fuckin' executing people in the street like he's uh like he's uh death wish and I'm like

No! No god no someone please get this someone please get this kid out of here. What has happened? What the fuck is happening? Don't let this don't let this child be in the street fucking Executing fuck be part being part of a political ad. This is the riots the riots you understand are a political ad They're not real any one anyone can choose to end them at any time. Trump can send in the National Guard at any time.

The governors can send in the National Guard at any time. The mayor can send in the National Guard at any time. The sheriffs can send in the National Guard at any time. The National Guard can send in the national guard at any time because it's an army they can do whatever they want and miraculously a legal reason to do so will appear oh well you're trying the instruction act yeah so that's totally fine it's totally fine well you know it's got it's it's insane to me that anyone is committed it's and now we've got now we've got the,

what is the, which is the failings? Is it the Roman failings or the Grecian failings? It's the Roman failings. Roman failings. We've got a Chevy commercial rolling into Portland with Trump, we've got organic ads on both sides being created in real time. Because advertising doesn't work, it's influenced our entire lives. ads on both sides being created in real time because

advertising doesn't work. It's influenced our entire lives. And I'm watching these riots thinking, are these people fighting for what color of M&M is going into the package? Like I've seen this type of fervor before. Yes, sure. Is it the green one? Is it the purple one? I really wanted the purple one to go in. Remember when the M&Ms were picking a new flavor and you call in to vote. I don't, man, purple just seems weird in a package. That's why I wanted it into less than everyone's M&M experience. Yeah. What we make it worse. A green. Green. Oh, green was the sticks from the fucking beginning because they made the green all sexy. Yeah, it's a good green. It's true. Oh, I started getting'm gonna hear somebody call written houses a fucking hero

17 17 I'm begging I'm begging you don't risk your life for a car dealership. I'm fucking begging you don't Don't whatever you do If you're getting mugged hand it over that's when whatever you do, if you're getting mugged, hand it over. That's when, give me what you got. Here you go, man. Here you fucking go. I don't wanna be dead.

I cannot believe these people. So they seem to be stuck in a state of denial that the contest, but the contest of gunplay between a man and another man is not a complete crap shoot. You're talking about a guy facing multiple gunned adversaries. The fact that you escape with your life from that is a fucking miracle. It's such a miracle that we would make a movie about it. There is nothing about this. It's insanity. It is an insane sickness from a country that pushes young men to kill themselves for ideals and we have done so since day fucking one. It is a it is a sickness that we can't

set that we can't shake because the most deranged of us are also the loudest and I fucking hate it. Yeah, the first sense the first second I heard about it, I thought, well, where, where is his dad? For God's sake, where is this kid's dad? Somebody grab him with a hook like laughing and yank him off out of this mob, which is just a political ad for degenerates and malcontents to murder each other and burn down the cities that have scorned them and also raise them. This is a society built, there's all symptoms of a progen. No, it's a, we're fucked as a society. All this is just a, just symptoms. He's a hero.

He's a hero. Go do it then. Go risk your life. Trade him. If he goes to prison for the rest of his life, for 10 years, three years, swap him. Do the face off. Volunteer, cut your face off, swap him with him and go serve out your time.

It's absolutely, if you're gonna, Shana, if you're gonna risk your life for a business, yeah, make it at least yours. Oh, yeah, there's that. Make sure it's not a car dealership, the most predatory business that wants to save it. I'm going down to save the payday loans. Hey, mom, check it out.

I'm locked and loaded. I'm going to be three percent. Yeah, 23 percent interest. 23 percent interest. The great people for, yeah. This is my community. My community is all about predatory financing and new cars.

I'm gonna go down there and lock the love. I'm a predatory financeer. My dad was a predatory financeer. His dad was a predatory financeer. I can't fucking believe it. People have forgotten that the riots are a scam. I think they're actually buying into it. I don't know.

There's nothing happening. I've been all across the country two or three times since July 4th, and I've been downtown Dallas. I've been to downtown Portland in Seattle. We were in Portland last week, the day after the riots there, and we went and checked out the damage. It's two or three blocks. These local communities, it's not real.

It's definitely six hours of one night of people breaking shit used in four minute increments on the news for weeks. None of it's real. It's just not as bad as it seems i thought i don't know i don't know about this and i can't stress it enough i've been there nothing's happening yeah that it's just a bunch of real blocks that you can tell they marched up for six hours breaking stuff and they were police barricades on either side like they're always are

the police can stop it you don't need the national guard is on the right here we go carlo Dan, what makes him a hero? Is it extraordinary? You are, you are mind, you are mind fucking, you are fucking with a child's brain. You are, you are, he's not done. You are programming a fucking child. And other children like him. That's my fucking problem with it. Stay home. Stay away from the ad. We've say away from the fucking, the political ad that's rampaging over several blocks and a bunch of cities that deserve to be burned down all of la all of portland every one of these democrat cities deserves to be burned up fucking ground and if you don't think so if you think a bunch of kids should risk their lives defending them

start sending them checks because that's their plan A when all of this fails is to take your money to rebuild all of their shit. What are you going to say, Sean? Well, I was going to say, you talk about I'm being young and you know, 17, we talked about why do they want, you know, people in the army as soon as they're legal adults. It's not because they make the best soldiers. It's because their fucking brains are not done to think about potential consequences. They'll go in and do shit that like when you're 25,

maybe in your athletic prime, you're like, fuck that, no way, I'm fucking retarded. You're fucking, what's in that for me? What's in it for me? Are you still repossessing cars at your auto dealership when this is done? Oh, that's just, oh, I see, boy, we gotta, okay, so that's when the altruism ends, got it.

He's, I mean, if you support him, go do it. There's plenty of space, go do it. Lot of car dealerships. Shop run in your mouth, go do it. To do it simple as that. Put your ass where your mouth is. Oh, let me see here, Bill and Ted three. I watched about 10 minutes of that.

It's out? Yeah, it's out. Oh, I didn't even know it was out. Yeah, how that worked out for you. Sean, there was seven women talking by the time I dropped out of that flick. Yeah, at 10 minutes in. 10 minutes in.

Seven women talking. Do they have like, they still have wives and kids and stuff? Is that a nag? They're wives. Are they in the future where their music changes society? Do they follow that storyline? Yeah, but their music didn't do shit. It didn't.

It just failed. And then they spent their whatever last 20 years getting nagged by their wives. And what do they have to do to you remember when the second one where they escaped from hell? Yeah, actually didn't know. I don't even know if I saw the entire the entire second one. The movie opens with Bill and Ted in marriage therapy with their wives.

Oh really? I never wanted to see ever. You made it 10 minutes. I made it 10 minutes. I made it until the girl version of Bill and Ted, who act like they have, I don't know, a bad kind of autism.

They act like they're doing an impression of Bill and chicks doing an impression of Bill and Ted from the 80s. It was just painful. Sounds like it. Shicks doing an impression of Bill and Ted from the 80s. It was just painful. Sounds like it. It was horrible. Don't watch it. It was a chick.

Yet another chick wanted. I want to put myself in a situation. See how far you can make it. See how far you can swatch your childhood identities, your childhood replacement of your production of yourself, get nagged to death by women. Not by two chicks, an marriage therapist, who's also a chick,

and then they go into, they immediately go from getting nagged to death by their wives and a woman that they're paying to nag them to death to the future where a council of seven women nag them to death also in the future. Jesus. That was it. That was it for me. And no George Carlin.

A hologram of George Carlin. You're kidding. Yeah. That they retconned. I can't tell if you're if you're lying or not. Because it sounds so horrible. Yeah. Yeah. No.

I'm not lying. Really? That's the movie. It's that bad. Is Napoleon in it? if you're lying or not. Because it sounds so horrible. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not lying. Really? That's the movie. It's that bad. Is Napoleon in it? I don't know. I think that if Napoleon was in it.

I don't think so. Oh. I think like Babe Ruth, I didn't watch far enough to see what historical people were in it. I think like Babe Ruth and a monk or something like that. I just, I couldn't do it. They went so far, so great. No, they went so far as to change the gender of their babies.

They trans, the baby, Bill and Ted, who were boys. If you remember, when they came back from the future with their ZZ top beard and all, and playing good, remember that in the second one? No, I didn't see a future. I knew I didn't see the whole second one. That was great with death. No, I've seen scenes from it.

I'm a station. I think scenes from it? I think I've seen parts of it. It's that movie's over 20 years old, isn't it? Yeah. I know I haven't seen the whole thing then. They come back from the future with little baby Bill and Ted on them

that they named each other their names. They're boys. That are boys. Yeah, that are boys. And now, well, if they named Bill and Ted on them that they named each other their names that are boys that are boys. Yeah, that are boys. And now, well, if they named Bill and Ted 20 years ago, I would guess that they would be boys. Yeah. Well, guess what? They're chicks because there's one thing because there's one thing that humanity needs to unite us. And it's fucking women demonstrating their hilarious comedy chops. Seeing how much of assholes they could act like on movies and on film at all times to unite all of humanity. That's what I fucking need more than anything is women acting like they're at a fucking brunch baby shower.

It was so every line, every line makes me sick. And I don't think it's just me. I don't think as a man, I think if they hooked up Elon Musk's new bullshit thing, the neural brain thing, the thing that he ripped off from Rick and Morty yet again, because Elon Musk's entire life is trying to get his dick sucked by Justin Rollieland or whatever that guy's name is.

His new Rick Morty's mind blower invention. So let's you save memories and live other people's minds. Here's the feature. You get your dog shit implant, Elon Musk's neural link implant. And then you can subscribe via only fans to a fat chick taking a dump every day and get that downloaded into your head. That's actually probably exactly what we would do with it. That's it.

That's about right. You want to fuck a chick with huge cans? No. I'm afraid that all of them are, they've all been re-mogrified to be fat using our terms of service. Yeah. Acceptance algorithm. I'm sorry. You can fuck Bill or Ted.

Those are your choices. The chicks from the movie. No, surprise they were scaling Alex Winter and I'll take it. I'll take sure. As long as they don't tell me, they're going to be stop in the middle of the coitus and tell me to watch their new movie. Yeah.

And call you the Eftzler. And call me the Eftzler. Oh, Carlos stained. Carlo danger is really talking about how he's been into prison. He's using the Eftsler. Oh my goodness. Carlo. If Kyle's a here. Well, I mean, if Kyle's a hero, man, go, I hope you're paying for his fucking legal defense. If you think so, I just don't really, I don't really want an America where we're using child soldiers to kill

the other half. And we're celebrating and it doesn't matter anymore that violence exists. It just matters who dies because that's what's happening. Oh, they were communists. They're communists aren't people. Like, I mean, if you guys want to go down that line, I don't think you like where it ends. No, we're number one on the chopping block is hate speechers.

Number one, always on the chopping block. I saw somebody say that, well, he killed a domestic abuser. And a pedophile. He shot a domestic abuser and a pedophile like, are you guys? I don't know. Because they looked him up. They had records, two of the guys he shot. Is that right? Yeah.

I mean, so did 9-11. Like that wiped out a lot of ped files. I mean, what are you, it's not, I mean, you're missing the big picture. How can you defend? How can you defend? How can you, how can you defend? Like, oh, well, he has a right to bear arms and a self-defense

and an as it's written in the constitution. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, 100% he's within his rights. Absolutely. If guys walking around, he will get charged for that misdemeanor for carrying a weapon underage. Well, you know, I just don't think that. That'll stick, right?

I think absolutely walk wherever you want, carry guns, somebody's fucks you, lay them out, okay? Just the idea that this, this idea that is happening to me and that it's happening because he's defending a fucking auto, a fucking car dealership, it's just really profoundly sad. That's why I say, it's just stupid. It's fucking, don't do it, don't fucking do it, stay home man. Stay home, let them beat themselves to death,

and then when the election's over, they'll call in the national, I don't know, I'm taking a lot of heat for it though. I guess I just don't get heroism. Maybe that's it. I mean, just like, nothing's happening. The whole country is talking about one guy in conflict with three other guys. Like how bad are the riots?

How fucking bad are they? Four people in the world. One guy. This isn't, what's that movie? Gangs of New York. Right. People are getting buttured in this street. Like, no, just three guys in the world.

Three guys in the world. Three guys in the world. Yeah, just one guy in the world. No, no, no, no. guy's got shot. The whole country is talking about it. It doesn't make, well, the online part of the country. I've also come to realize that nobody cares about anything on the internet because most people are like, Sean, or more detached than Sean. Just traveling through the country and working with these venues and stuff. There's artists who will live in a town and have an entire career

and never use Twitter or something. People just don't care. I love the internet, but I use it for things that, like, it's a use- It's a photography, right? It's a research tool for porn. That, and then- Find drugs?

No, and then, no. Oh, oh my God! Empire folded up shop. The online drug marketplace folded up shop and took billions and bit going really billions took them years to establish trust after this little bro Did it fucking van? I mean you're talking about drug dealers who had five grand 1050 grand in escrow fucking gone into the night who knows knows why it happened, but oh my fucking God. What a win for the feds. Amazing. Wow. Absolutely brutal.

Why you think the TSA steals money? Not even close. They're there. They're bush league. They're not allowed to pay for his legal defense. They took down all the crowd. So send him a check. I mean, if he's a fucking hero, how much of a hero is he that you need your credit card to pay for his legal fund? Drive across the country. He did it for you. Drive across the country. You fucking lazy war hawks. Write him a check and give it, give it to his mom. Come fuck, I'm, I don't know, but I'm betting. It's just a mom around. Write him a big fucking check and give it to her. Ugh. Ugh. This is a very weird show.

Is it? Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry, Sean. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. I came back in reality.

I came back in reality. I came back in reality. I got it right on time. I'm trying open-handed smack. Let's see what else I have here. Mm-hmm. I got a COVID thing for you. Oh, good.

The CDC changed the deaths this week to say that only 6% of the 153,000 deaths, it's like 150,000. Number was higher, it was like 180. Oh, 180. I have the link it was like 180. Oh, 180. I have the link I can pull in at this moment. That only 6% had COVID and the only COVID, and that the other 94% had two to three other serious illnesses

and the overwhelming majority were of the very advanced age. So about 10,000 people had only COVID. And they died. Where you go? No, that's not. Well, no, but that's what I want to give. That report to my boss. I'll tell you that much.

Well, here you go. About 10,000, about 6% had only COVID. What do you think about that? I think you are old for 2020. I've never seen somebody, I've never seen somebody swing and miss this many times. Oh really? 6%.

That's about what I said in the beginning that 5,000 people would die. Yeah, like that. Virus is alone can kill you. Yeah, most of the time, because it's an immune system response. Your body goes after the virus, but then it starts damaging good cells and stuff. So virus alone can kill you. Most of the time, because it's an immune system response, body goes after the virus, but then it starts damaging good cells and stuff.

So virus alone can kill you, but it's almost, it almost always weakens you to where something else gets you. So it's the whole, what is it, the Floyd thing? You know, it's like, well, you know, he had some health problems and stuff like that. Yeah, but the guy knelt on his fucking neck for eight and a half minutes.

You tell me he would have died right there? Yeah. George Floyd was totally murdered. Just a couple of nanograms. That's not the best. Six percent of the deaths was, the COVID was the only cause mentioned for deaths with conditions or causes in addition

to COVID on average. There were 2.6 additional conditions or causes per death. I don't know, that's kind of a lot. Well, 94%. Well, how many of them were communist or pedophiles? How many, well, when are we gonna get the stats on that? How many, how many think you could whack that number down by what do you mean, if, if, if? Say, if 64% had other stuff in there.

Well, that's how virus is killed. Oh, okay. I don't know, it just seems like. So virus is killed for the most part. They take a lot. That's how you get a virus and then you worry about getting a bacterial infection like pneumonia.

Yeah. Which you wouldn't have gotten, had you not had the fucking virus? Oh, let me see here. Let's see what else I got here To do time. Oh my god. It's 11.45 already. We started about five minutes later, didn't we did we so Which is pretty good for multiple computer Failures it is got a compulsory vaccine link got a compulsory vaccine link. Oh, a million, a hundred million will go into extreme poverty around the

world. The COVID-19 pandemic could push up to 100 million people, 100 million. 100% of 100 million. That's a 100% of 100 million. A table. That's like a mouth. That's a mouth. People that we did this to, or the bitter existence of living on just a dollar, 90 a day. Well, you know, for just a dollar a day, you can feed a hungry child.

Don't you remember those ads? Was that for just a dollar a day? Did she ever cite a source on that, Sally's brothers? I don't know. Wow, a hundred million people, over a six percent of a hundred and eighty thousand. That seems like kind of a, seems like a lot. Seems like a lot.

Uh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Are you ready to admit that this was a, no. This was an overreaction yet. By the way, did you see that LA released guidelines on when we were gonna reopen? It was one.

It should be soon. No, no, no, totally no. It should be soon. There were four of the five things met and they wanna get the testing numbers. No, no. 100, 200 per 100,000. And they're going down.

Hold on, hold on. But that's the limited release. That's not completely open. L.A. reopen. Amazing. Guidelines. Yeah, you got to see this because on the guidelines, there is no guidelines for complete reopen.

If you look at the, it's like summary opening, a little bit more, a little bit more, and a little bit more. There's no, there's no, there's no way to qualify for a complete reopen. There's no endic, I don't think there's one thing you've brought in on COVID that hasn't been fucked in some way. Look, there's always, it's like, there's always something when you go back and listen to it. It's, it's funny. You get called out in emails, you get called out on the chat.

I only get out in emails. You get call that on the chat. I only get praised in emails It's like that's not what that said that's not what that meant Even one of those people know dick. I'm looking hold on. I'm looking for the graphic They really speak a few weeks ago a few weeks ago what we were talking about that We were talking about a SARS vaccine. Yeah, what about that tell me that. In the 90s, I think you mean 2002, right? That could have been. Yeah, like early 2000s, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so we're talking about the same thing, right? Yeah, they had like 40 million people took it. They gave them, there was no SARS vaccine. No, no, no, no, no. No, you want me to look it up during the middle of a fucking show? Yeah, we went, we lab mice. That's as far as we went. 27 people got SARS in the United States, zero died. They never did a vaccine.

I remember it on the news. They, what I thought, I remember hearing about a vaccine, turns out it was back in 1955 called the Cutter Incident. Cutter Laboratories made a polio vaccine. They have three Laboratories were given the formula to, to, um, Jonas Salk's formula. Well, they didn't inactivate the, the virus properly. And it gave, it paralyzed a couple hundred kids. And I think it killed killed 15 and that was where all this came from. Let me see if anybody has it in there. Yeah, I'm going to. Now I watched the news on it. Yeah. I think you dreamt of anybody has. I did not. 40 million people did not take a SARS virus and no 4,000 died. They never had it. I tried to search for it, but now the only thing comes up is COVID stuff.

You tried to tell me that the cold you would test positive for COVID. Yeah, that's true. And then you know, I don't know. I mean, Casey at the bat has nothing on you. FDA admits that vaccine injury. I can't look it up while we're doing the show. I don't, somebody look it up. You're not in the chat.

Go ahead. It was six million actually. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dick, I will give you, okay, blacklight, do you actually post the article? Are you saying Sean is right? No, I know that the US, I know that they gave us the wrong, I know that they gave us the one that wasn't tested.

I don't remember what the disease is, what it was. I'm Sean is right. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm sure that that happened in the 50s. Toilet, what's the one I'm talking about? That one. That one. A bunch of Jewish stuff.

All right, go ahead. I derailed. You don't remember the name. Nobody comes. Please. And I mean, I got to say, regardless of the numbers on it, like going to all these places in middle America, I mean, actually from Florida to to coma, Washington and back, like three times, nobody cares. A bunch of people care that other people have said they're supposed to care about this. Like I've grilled people from Seattle to fucking Dallas. Like they don't care, but the news cares.

Nobody knows people who've died from COVID. It's just so small. Tell Sean Hyde from the toilet. You have some animal facts from Sean. Hmm. You gotta do the animal corner. No, no, I know that. No, it's not people you know.

It was H1N1. H1N1. H1N1? That's the swine flu. I'll come back with some. Go for it. I'll come back with some studies for you next week, Sean. Good. H1N1, blah, blah, blah, blah.

IEI, IE. We have any callers. What a fucking halter. Yeah, let me, if anybody wants to call in not about this shit, let me know the silent sex. Don't worry, I'll cut it out. AstraZeneca exempt from vaccine lawsuits. Yeah.

Is that one here? That doesn't spell disaster for you. This is a unique situation where a company simply cannot take the risk. If in four years the vaccine is showing side effects as rude dober, a member of Astra's senior executive team told Reuters, what could possibly go wrong with that? This is not a situation, this is a unique situation where a company simply cannot take the risk.

If in four years the vaccine is showing, so they're not going to do it. So they have exemption from the vaccine liability claims in most countries. Because they can't take the risk for a bad for the governments have given them exemption. Yeah. From like immunity from any pending losses. Yes, and then the government is also making the vaccines mandatory. Yeah. Well, that's, there's a lobby.

That's, that's a huge problem. That's a huge fucking problem. All right, let me see if I got any comments. I didn't want to talk about Elon Musk too, but fuck it. Well, he's fun to shit on, isn't he though? Yeah, he's got a brain. He's such a little fucking, he's such a winy. He takes everything that we thought would be cool as kids.

Yes, so we're a kids. And pretends to invent it. That's what his deal is. Anything that you thought was cool when you were a kid. Like everybody goes to the, went to the bank as a kid and saw those old nomadic tubes. I thought, well, I'm cool to ride around in those. And he says, I invented it.

And he gets a billion dollars and nothing happens. Like, oh, what about a ton, that would be cool if cars were like a tunnel. You could go into the city, check it out, I invented it. And it gets a billion dollars and nothing happens. Like, oh, what about a ton, oh, be cool of cars, we're like a tunnel. You could go into the city, check it out, I got that. I'll take another billion dollars. We're like a tunnel. Like a suburb? No, for your car.

Oh, for your car. You don't have to get out and deal with people pissing on you and trying to sell you individual bags of chips that are not supposed to be resold. Ha, ha, ha. You want to put yourself in a self-defense situation, do it for guys who are breaking up variety packs of chips that are taking them away from moms, putting them in their school lunches.

What's the difference? That's an atrocity. Kyle's a hero for supporting his community. I'm going to go on Amazon and order everything that I need, but God bless this boy for risking his life for supporting. In fact, I'm gonna order him, I'm gonna order an Amazon gift bag for him and have it shipped directly to him in prison. Because nobody who's innocent has ever gone to prison,

but he's a fucking hero and God damn you, Dick, forever speaking ill about someone. You really getting that much shit for it? Yeah, well, again, I mean, it's the loudest, remember. Yeah. I'm getting that much shit for it. Yeah. Well, again I mean the loudest remember. Yeah, I'm sure that's not the representative of the people have bought into this idea that we need to like make a fucking stand like it's a zombie movie against what is ostensibly a political ad that can be put down at any moment with a phone call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. It's fucking crazy to me.

Oh, let Orrin call in about his sister, she's dying. Okay. That oughta brighten things up. Oh, good. It's that kind of show. Orrin, what's going on, man? I'm gonna read these comments, but just sit around there and chime in if you want.

Then we'll talk to you. Fat except, are you there? Huh? What? Is he there? You in if you want. Then we'll talk to you. Fat except are you there? Huh? What? Is he there? You're muted, bud. There you go. Here you go. Here and I'm a boy.

You trying to go. Okay. Yes, just to be clear, she's not dying, but it's kind of dire. What is kind of, she's kind of dying? I'm kind of dying. We're all kind of. She's kind of, the situation is kind of dire. Okay. Sorry. What is kind of dire in it? Hey, we're not going to make fun of him yet. She has a cyst in her brain, which means she needs

major brain surgery. It's causing fluid buildup around their putting pressure on it, making it so that she can't work. She is an excruciating pain. I work. I think I believe the pressure on somebody who wants another woman not working. I'll tell you that. My sister has a lot more wrong with her brain right now than most women.

So, for a hospital boy, you take a shot at your sister. What's the, what's the goal? She actually loves it. She loves it. That's keeping her going. How much does she listen? No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, out though. So we got to save this. We got to save this girl. That's even better fun. Yeah, he says that like it's a bad thing. I know. It's like, oh, what's going to fucking Scooby-Doo over here? I will be the tent pole that holds any lesbian relationship together. Um, what's her gofund me at? Okay, let me post it in chat. And how much money does she need? Did you just assume there was a gofund?

Whatever people are willing, I got the goal set for $1,000 right now. Whatever people are willing to donate, just a little bit help is going to go to helping with living expenses and what they're doing. $1,000, that's going to get a bag of saline. What even ambulance is that? What are you talking about? I'm just, whatever, like, it can go over that. I'm just, I haven't said it something, just start $1,000.

It's dangerous. Just because you don't even have to lose the money. Right. Okay, brain surgery for Lauren with all the dashes and then brain surgery for Lauren organized by Caleb Reed. Oh, man. So what happens if you don't treat it? Do you turn into a communist? It's a, it's a system. Not a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's not a tumor, but it is caught. There's a lot of fluid. It's getting worse.

There's problems with the spinal cord because it's towards the back. And all right. If we, if we assume that if it's not treated, that she's not going to make it, well, it is operable. It's just taking forever because of fucking COVID slowing everything down when it comes to scheduling. Maybe we could shrink Kyle Rittenhouse to the size we could get the technology from Elon Musk to shrink Go in the house and regulate the can't the self in a Self-offensive situation. Yeah, there is something wrong with the brain. There's like just

I Ask this woman the picture on the go fund me that's a 20 year old photo. Oh, you're on side. She she's 35. But that picture is of her. It's like she's eight. I try to ask my sister, my other sister and my grandmother for a picture a photo a good looking photo of her that's recent. Uh-huh. None of these women can supply it with me. She's eight. I know she's eight thirty five. And that photo, she's thirty five. But she's like, you know, a kid in that photo.

It's the only one I had because my grandmother doesn't have any photos because you lost them all in the flood. So, you know, Oh, God. What are you supposed to do there at least? You lost all your photos of your sister in a flood. He Houston? Is that where else flooded?

Houston area. Oh, God. Oh, really? The cheaters. your photos of your sister in a flood. He Houston? Is that where else flooded? Houston area. Oh, God. Oh, really? The cheaters. Yeah, we can't see cancer. Oh, boy. What?

You lost all of your photos in the Houston flood? Yeah. I lost a lot of shit in the Houston flood. Oh, my God. I'm reading the thing. I have recently found out my sister Lauren has a sister brain that is possibly causing a slow bleed.

The pressure from the fluid forming around it is causing severe pain, incapacitating dizziness and impairing her ability to work and care for herself. This is like Bill and Ted III, sounds like. While operable, the financial toll is already mounting and the recovery will take months at least. You'll require major surgery possible multiple on both her spine and incitement.

Oh my God, man. I've read somewhere. Sean will doubt this stat, like he doubts all my stats, but it's like, well, because he give me reason to. You don't think the guy, I'm gonna find that fucking stat. Oh, government got sued big time for releasing an untested vaccine. Not the tested one. Okay.

Can you say we're asking why we're looking at a picture of an eight year old and cracking jokes about pedos because, you know, talk about. She looks much older than eight there. You better be careful with that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like an early teenager or something. How old do you think that is? I don't know. I'm like no, I'm not sure.

She is still in the photo. The point is I asked her and my sister for photos. I know they have recent photos over, but my sister's like, I don't think it was always look bad. And then my other sister said, oh yeah, sure, I'll get you a photo of that. It's like, okay, let me get this straight.

I've never shows up. Let me get this straight. You're saying I wanna do a fundraiser to help with your brain surgery for an audience that is predominantly male. And to do this, I want to put like a hot, like a pretty looking woman on because obviously that's going to shake the money tree

more than anything else. Like a pretty girl. Like let's save this fucking pretty girl's brain. She's got some kind of side smiling tendencies, right? Decent Rack. And your family fucks you over with a picture of a little girl. I had to take that myself. Marketing the only one in this fucking house.

Marketing. I just, I'm trying, my sister doesn't want to take a photo of herself because she looks bad because she had to shave part of her head because because biopsy. Um, yeah, she could be like Billy Eilish though, that's hard. And there's no older ones because nobody's taking older ones in like past five years. Nobody has a fucking picture of this woman. So this is a phone I don't know why.

I don't know why. Maybe she's a vampire. Maybe. That's what explain it. All right, Lauren. Good luck. I'll plug it again at the, and I'll put it in the, in the right up, but, uh, fucking, I appreciate that immensely.

Whatever, whatever you can give would help a lot. Brain surgery for Lauren, you know, they shut down Kyle's go fund me. So if you, whatever you were going to donate to kiles legal defense, just it's just easier to I don't think those are the same people Don't put an LGBT Look a bit of spin on it. Yeah, I don't know that the people who are gonna donate to Kyle are gonna donate to this cause. Well, you know, I don't know That's just you know, that's just me. Let me see here. I'm sure you two Kent aliens He's a he's a good guy.

Yeah, he is. Screams even more than you do, Dick, but he's a good guy. Does he scream more than Dick does? That's impossible. Every time I go, I've literally never been in a voice call with him where he doesn't scream. Huh.

I didn't know that. Let me, let me fix your face. He's mad about a lot. The lockdown's getting to a man. Lockdown's getting all of us, man. We're all starting to live out these weird death wish fantasies and like turning people who are fellow Americans into like statistics and boogie men.

It's fucking, it's fucking insane. Yeah, it's really insane. I think we've lost, I think we've lost connection with other people or seeing other people as humans quite a long time ago. Some years at this point, years. Oh yeah. Okay, Lauren, get out of here.

I'm gonna read some comments. Oh, well, all right. Does you have anything that makes you a rage? Well, you are the picture. The whole thing. Let's say the picture. Oh, well, that's part of it. Yeah, just women asking,

well, why do you need the photo? Then having to go explain it to them. You do all this work, say, this is why this is why this is why could you just give me a recent photo? No, you have it to me. The three women, how are you women? Two in their 30s. They don't have pictures. All they do is take pictures.

All they do is take pictures. Yeah, right. Yeah, which is their fucking food. Every woman, it's just like, hey, will you text me those? I lift one off of Facebook, but I don't have a Facebook and face and Zuckerberg once my ID and he's not fucking getting that This point not even a particular good point. They know everything, but I don't want to make it easy It's just unprinciple like a face. It's like clearly a photo of a hung photo in their home Yeah, cuz it looks like it's it looks like it's like clearly a photo of a hung photo in their home. Yeah.

Yeah. Because it looks like it's, it looks like it's like late 70s. You know what I mean? That's like what it looks like on screen anyway. There was a, there was a photo album with a dozen pictures taken around for 10 years and gone. We don't, we don't even know where it went. Actually, the flood.

Yeah, it's gone. Feet of water in the time. What did you lose? Did you lose your entire house in the flood? We lost the entire first floor, which had a lot of things on it. It's two story luckily. So we were able to do. You think you could have like,

I have a, you could not. The first floor out and then make it a one story or what? How do you lose the entire first floor? I mean, you, the floor, you mean how do you lose the first floor? No, I mean, you lose all the shit at it. But like, yeah, you, I mean, it's still a What do you mean had you lose the first look? I mean, you lose all the shit at it, but like, yeah. You, I mean, it's still a structure, correct? Probably not.

It's all exaggerated and fucked up. All the woods destroyed. It took six months to get this place to actually dry out so we could actually start rebuilding in it. Well, that's a long time. Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, it's not a single story house now. Yeah.

Do you think that Kyle, you're a trill and the wall is have shown up and shot at the flood to keep it away from you? Do you think he could aerate the drywall? I mean, okay, look, listen, listen, you don't want to get mold in there. People defending their houses from a fire with a garden hose. Dumb, we make fun of them, right? People try, go protesting on the freeway, getting hit by a car.

Dumb, we make fun of them. Guy's showing up to defend a fucking auto dealer with a Batman utility belt. Hero. Hero, semper fire brother. Yeah. Well, if only more people could be, if only more people could do their duty

to protect Chevy's forts across this great country and use cars and low APR financing. I'd be proud of my son, showed up next to the inflatable gorilla at the local and his local community. I love this Car dealer center and defend our God given rights to be pretent to have access to predator financing my brother I'm gonna raise my children American way. This is the American dream Kyle Kyle right now. He is legal. It's legal. God I hope he doesn't go to jail, but please don't do it. All right, buddy. Get out of here. Get out of here. Thank you. I hope she's okay.

This is a weird episode, isn't it? Yeah We need weird episodes. Yeah, we do again Captain Insano. What do you want hold on let me get Captain Insano in here? Honey? Can I have another diet code? Please, what's the schizzer front of? No, no, I don't think so. No, A's gets a friend of that, not like the other guy. Oh, he's A's gets a friend of that guy, yeah. I thought I thought it. Oh, really?

What does Blacklight want to talk about? Captain Insano, I don't see you in here, dog. Address the allegations about the state of my front lawn. My front lawn look is great today, doesn't it? Yeah, looks fun. I'm Mexican, bro. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what to tell you. The sun's hot.

Grass dies. Half Mexican. I'm Mexican into my front yard and I'm white in the back. Frank Hasel is a hero. I agree with that. Captain Insano, are you in the chatter where there you are? What do you wanna talk about, man?

He's under cantilians? No, he's not, they're lying. Thank you, baby. Under cantilians, he's like under cantilians dick or he's under cantilians, dick. All right, there you are. Okay, let's say. So I went into Walmart the other day

and saw this cute girl and uh I was trying to I was trying to get her number but uh how did you do that? what was your approach I just walk up to her and I was like hey what's going on you know she was with her family and stuff like it was like sake of her hey what's going on? I was like, stormy, yeah.

That's hilarious. So I mean, I'll hear girls, cause I moved to the Ohio Valley now. So I mean, girls are pretty easy. So you go up, you can pretty much hit on anybody and they'll let you talk to them. So I was just asking her some questions and stuff. Like what? She asked me the questions. Like what were you asking her? Well, I was asking her like, like, how you should wait for your own work? You're stuff like that. Yeah. You know, and, and then I ended up having, I got croned, so I ended up starting farting.

And are you see, is this a real story? Yes. This is a story of how you got kicked out of Walmart? Yes. Okay. Alright, so you talked to the girl in front of a family and you started farting Uncontrollably. Yes, really uncontrollably Create the sound of the farts. Yeah, no, how big a farts were there. What's going on over there? Oh there are bad

What's going on? So what's going on? I'm going. Oh, you're fucking them up. There's a lot of guy for a little bit. Go ahead. Okay, so So I end up farting a couple of times and they're like are you okay buddy? Yeah, I was like and I'm like I don't know what's going on I was like oh, that's you. It's a get out of here. I was like, I want to see you again. And then I keep on trying to, but the girl keeps on texting me. Because like, how did you get her number? How did you get her number? I'm kind of in, now, what? How did you get her number before the farting?

Yeah. Okay. And then we're, so we're sitting there texting our issues like, I'm sorry, but yeah, you can't be around us. I was like, okay. And I was like, so I went around and was shopping. But her dad, for some reason, kept on getting angry because he kept on smelling fartful over the Walmart and thought that I was following them trying to try to harass his daughter. So we called the cops.

First man convicted of using his story. Crohn's is a weapon. It better not be. I mean, like God, I hope it is. And then. So then, so then when while H2O, I was, so then while I was in the, in the Walmart, they brought security to come, to come look at me. And I'm like, Ammo belt full of lice all. I was like, I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm doing wrong here. And the dad was just getting angrier and angrier. And so the dad was there. It was too weird to make out.

They just thought it was funny. They were laughing the whole time. But it was just, it was like, but the, yeah, the cops were like, yeah, we're, we're gonna remove you from the store because you're disturbing the piece with bars. So, no Fumar. No Fumar. Yeah, no Fumar. So that, they were like, just come back again later another time But I'm not glad you're ready to control your crones, is it? How do you control crones? You have to watch what you eat

with everything, right? Yeah, yeah, you gotta eat There's a lot of like any frozen food. You can't really eat that. When certain greens are bad for you. So, with that, it just causes indigestion and stuff. How do you get crons? Can you give it to somebody else? No, I don't know exactly. I think it's just it's an autoimmune disorder. I don't know how I have so many disorders.

I mean, I have a scutzo effective and then, and then, okay. And then, Crohn's, so. Oh, wow. Okay, so you were at Walmart and you walked up to, what did the girl look like? How big were her tits? Let's start there. She was, I can say she was about mid 20s, she was a stacked blonde stacked blue eyes. Oh wow.

All right, okay. So you talked to her in front of her entire family while they're shopping at the Walmart. As you do. Yeah, as you do. You get her number and then you start farting. So the dad kicks you out. So dad tells you to go away and the girl tells you to go away.

Then you're texting the girl while you're still at Walmart and the dad thinks that you're stalking them because he keeps smelling farts. So he calls security and the police and security comes and kicks you out of Walmart and tells you to come back when you've done farting. The police are Walmart security. Which one kicked you out? The police are Walmart security. They have their own police security.

They have Walmart does have security. Are you still talking to this girl? Yeah, I'm gonna say yeah, out here in West Virginia is like I'm on the in the high of Valley. It's like a written, municipal West Virginia. They have Walmart security. So are you still talking to this girl? Yeah, she actually, yeah, she's so she's a,

she's interested, she's a, she's interested so whatever. And that's great. I can't, I really am shocked. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy.

You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy. You're like a bad boy favor. Sounds like a real real real piece of work, right?

Yeah, I don't know what the deal is. That is so I'll figure that out over time, but probably can fuck it out of her. I mean, take care of all her daddy problems, I guess. I mean, Jesus. Yep. The versions have no excuse. Right.

This is what you're dealing with. Fuckin' pig pen fart cloud, you're carrying around Walmart. Getting in check, the floor. Has this happened to you a lot in public? And is it a surprise? Is it a surprise to you when it happens? No, I do get removed from things in public

because I do, like, there's times that I'll just not control myself and I'll get hostile, verbally hostile with people. But the thing is, I haven't been kicked out of like two or three stores, but it's not like it's a common occurrence. Do you get kicked out for farting or for not being on your schizophrenia medication? You take your medication, right? That's good. Oh yeah, I take my medication everyday. I take my medication everyday.

Good. I mean, you sound like you're normal. My, I was saying, no, one time when I was in, when I lived in Minneapolis, I got, somebody was harassing me about they're not being food while I was working in a felt in a deli and I told him to fuck off because I was having a hallucination situation and I was not able to control myself and he started and he started hassling me and I was like and he's like oh you fuck off and I was like, and he's like, oh, he's like, oh, you fuck off.

And I was like, no, dude, I was like, dude, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm not having a good day. He's like, he's like, you tell me to fuck off. I was like, and then at a certain point, to the point that I was like, he's having a controversial, absolutely terrible check for you if you want. But if you tell me to fuck off, I'm just like, it's a high number of controversial athletes. I was like, check for you if you want. But if you tell me to book off,

I'm just like, it's a medical thing, man. I just kinda can't help it. It's a defense mechanism. Are you chewing on a couple of retainers right now? Like a turtle going in the shell. No, I have a nervous tick where I'll link the back of my gums. All right, captain St. O's, thank you very much.

Please tell me if you fuck that girl. Good luck. Yeah, I'll let you know. All right, thanks, buddy. Yep. Yep, bye. Hi. Hi.

Hi. The fuck is going on. That was a great story. The fuck is going on. You got to kick that out of a Walmart, but pardon. Yeah, how are the ring cells just how? How? You know what?

That guy, yeah? That guy skits a frinic, has uncontrollable farting. And still goes for it. That guy's a fucking hero. That guy's a hero. That guy is a fucking hero. That guy's a hero. I wish I could is a fucking hero. That's where he knows this about. He knows this about himself. And he does it anyway. God damn man. He has more

confidence than me. No shit. That guy is a fucking hero. If I had a fart and I'm talking to a girl in Walmart, I'd be like, you know what? I'll get the next one. And right over a family. Yeah. So they're good. If you had a camera on his head, you'd get a thousand I don't even know how to do it. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm like, I took a two-hour training course from my university, hidden in the roles, were some great ways to reduce size-ism, microaggressions, see-attached image. Smooches, Matt. Here is, I see it doesn't load.

Great. Maybe it will load in this. Yeah, here we go. People of all sizes, make sure your space has a variety of seating options, including sturdy, armless chairs for larger people. Is this for like a business guideline or something? For a two-hour training course for university on how to be more fat except it's for playing

on your events. And seating options for people of different heights. Oh yeah. Do you see a lot of like different heighted? Yeah. Bird, you're very tall. Have you ever, like, have you ever found a couple inches here or there? Right. No, they fucked all people. They have all the advantages anyway.

Yeah. So it's like, oh no, but, you know, make sure there are writing surfaces that are not attached to the chair so that people of different sizes can fit. And so don't use like the school desks with a little table. Half a lump. Yeah, fat tets, well, place some space between the chairs to give people more room and include open spaces in different areas. So people using scooters and wheelchairs can navigate it.

They throw in like an actual one with all the fat stuff. Like so people using fat scooters and wheelchairs. Because if you're using a wheelchair, you probably need it. You can't make fun of this. So people using fat scooters and wheelchairs, because if you're a wheelchari, you probably need it. You can't make fun of this. A scooter, you probably should stop eating. Use body positive language and create a body positive zone.

Interrupt diet talk and body shaming based on height and weight. Oh, hi, so, height and weight. Don't, if you see anybody making fun of somebody who's like six or just three, make sure and high and way, don't, if you see anybody making fun of somebody who's like six or just three, make sure, and anybody who's like 700 pounds, but definitely if they're making being made fun of for being too tall.

What if somebody's just, so you're supposed to not let two people have a diet conversation because there's a fucking island sitting next to them? That's like, you're supposed to get in there and be pro, what the fuck, man? Be respectful when talking about topics involving body image, avoid assumptions that people are unhappy with their body size that everyone wants to be different than they currently are.

Encourage people. I saw that. I saw a black woman and a white woman doing like a togetherness thing. Yeah. But it said like, what did it say something, not diets? It was like riots, not diets.

Oh my God. And this white niche where you're going, you couldn't tell, I thought her head was on backwards. Like the front of her knees looked like the back of her knees. Oh, gee, oh. That was the white girl. Wow.

That's a good description. It was weird. Like you know when they're so, like you can't, to the cabbage patch on. That's right. And you're like, man, I don't see elbows, I just see dents. On those sides. You could flop that, you could flip that around,

and then you know, when I can tell. Be respectful. Front butts, the whole thing. Buts on either side. Be respectful when, yeah, encourage people to remember that weight and health are different things, despite stereotypes to the contrary. There's a correlation there.

Oh, John, I'm in the peak physical condition, right? I've never been better. Well, you're not morbidly obese. The fatter I get, the healthier I feel. No, I'm medically morbidly obese. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Obeasts and morbidly obese are different things,

but I think they're lower than you think. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Obeasts and morbidly obese are different things. Well, I think they're lower than you think. No, only 220 and I think it counts. Obeasts has a BMI thing. Once you're a hundred pounds over, you're medically morbidly obese. Really? Let's see, how tall are you, Riley? I'm 57 on Tinder. No, you're obese.

But you're not morbidly obese. Here, hold on, this is a chart. Am I morbidly obese. Hold on, this is a chart. Am I morbidly obese? Can you guys see it? Hi, 5, 7, is it your 2.30? You're 2.30, 5, 7. That's obese.

Oh yeah, you're just, I'm almost, you're getting into the red zone, but really there buddy. You're closer to morbid than you are not. I'm so close to healthy you buddy. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there.

You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there.

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You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. You're in there. Remember that all to a point remember that all forms of travel don't work equally well for all people For example walking Throwing these pigs on a donkey Oh boy tall people and higher that not without it going the legs playing out like in a cartoon Higher weight people may have discomfort when flying No, people and higher weight people. Oh, I see I Can't believe they're starting to throw in height too. Well, yeah, that must have taken to take that class.

All right, good. Good, good. School tracking students to fight COVID. Hey, Dick, obviously I'd appreciate if you keep my name out of this. I already sent this info to Nick. All right, man, just get to the meat here. I was wondering if you'd be interested in talking

about my college, Albian College, where's wiring its students to install an app that tracks them 24-7. And if we don't have the location on it all times, we can be called for a judiciary hearing. Alongside that, we have a permitted business list. And entering any business, not permitted permitted will also result in a similar Judiciary process and our key cards being shut off my god. I don't like I don't like them tracking you You know in Melbourne. I think they got drones tracking you around now really yeah, and they're doing mandatory back They've already announced they're doing mandatory vaccines. I think amazing. I got it somewhere There's some other shit associated with this,

including two security breaches with the app that resulted in a random tech news site finding every student's COVID test results and a small petition by a handful of parents. Oh, that's great, with more signatures than the entire student body. But if you're interested in talking about colleges tracking people and taking their money,

I can send you both of those links. I think I get the point. I don't know if this would be funny or not But I imagine Sean would have to agree the COVID combating has gone too far here I don't want people yeah, I'd They know you don't like that. No, don't like it. I'd love to hear you rage about paying a business to control your movements with a tracking device I mean if you if you go to school this year, and you just like upload whatever to Twitch, if you just Twitch yourself reading what you're supposed to be doing in college,

like you're doing a video game, that's a free $50,000 education, right? I mean, is that not true? That's what class is now. I don't know. Oligo on porn fucking up your brain. Hey, Jack, I just wanted to say that cantillians guy is a cunt. Oh, wow. He's always come out swinging at five years old.

I was cross dressing in my sister's lingerie by eight. I was watching bondage porn by 10. I was humping my cock against a water jet in a hot tub. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think that's pretty normal. Yeah. By 12 shoving a toothbrush up my ass. I don't know about that one. Kids are psychopaths.

Well, not less it's a practical joke on your brother or something. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. Matters if you're getting off to it, right? Yeah. That's what Ted Bundy said. I think that's where all that sounds like. Sounds like he said.

Sounds like something he would have said. They're just as perverse as adults, but they don't have the tools for it. Blurrp, fuck Bluetooth. What makes me rage Bluetooth, I sent Snapchat to my friends about how I sent a Snapchat to my friends. How funny it would be if that Kyle guy shot up 50 Antifa's. I don't think that would be funny.

And somehow my phone linked to a Bluetooth speaker in the living room. Me trying to replay what I had just said through my phone, he's trying to smell his own shit there, sending a hilarious joke to his friends, and then listening to it. Let me just check out what I said here. I bet it's hilarious.

Me trying to replay what I said through my phone, while my parents were hearing me rant about killing commies in the other room. My dad came in saying, Mom and I just heard a bit of that conversation. And now I'm probably gonna have a two hour chat with me tomorrow about my radical beliefs. I'd be less embarrassed that I sent a video of me jerking off

and sending it to a chick or playing porn for fuck's sake But now it had to be me embracing hate crimes to my friends. Fuck, fuck Bluetooth Make everything wired again. Yeah, that's pretty funny Mom and dad the implication is he rewatches himself jerk off Do you send them to women? Oh, I just don't send videos of my dick to women. You said start, it's fun. It's fantastic. Give it a little risk. Put a little risk out there.

Hey Dick and Sean, I've been a listener to the show since the biggest problem days, and I have been a Patreon-y for about two years now. I'm drunk. I wanted to share a quick story about humiliation and failure. Now, I am known by no means a virgin, but I am the next worst thing, five, seven, because of my life. Sorry about that, Riley. Hey, luckily I'm not five, seven, right guys? That's all you ought to do.

Because of my height, I took Mad Cux's advice and I put, I'm being sued for $400 million asking me about it as my Tinder bio to get a few extra matches. Most recently, I started talking to the smoking hot red head, C cup tits, but a fantastic ass, whose main intention was to get a quick fuck. Mm-mm.

The only problem was that she looked about an hour away and was coming into town about a week later. Bet you took quite confetti. I think maybe I would think that sucks to get both Crohn's and Skitzo, whatever. But then I think maybe the Skitzo helps you deal with the Crohn's. Maybe, but you know, you do that kind of confidence, right? Because you don't see reality. Well, no, but he, I mean, he answered questions coherently.

I mean, it sounds like the, you know, the medication. He didn't seem like he was giving strange answers or anything like that. I mean, I think he knows what's going on and what he deals with. Nako, please get Ash on the news, babe, as quickly as possible. Go tweet at her. Tell her to. Go for it, everybody. Um, uh, t-t- about an hour away and was coming into town about a week later. So I figured all I needed to do was keep her entertained

for about five days. This led to all night sexting sessions. Her sending me a bunch of nudes and us sending each other guitar covers of our favorite songs. Wow, Sean, that's a young love in COVID. The problem started when she joked that quarantine

was like a 19th century war, keeping us apart, to which I choked back that I'd write her a wartime letter. And then it went back. It was a man, we're talking about, which she thought was cute and funny. Two days after I sent it, about the time I imagined she received the letter, she started acting weird and eventually ghosted me.

The only thing I can imagine. What? I got it. Yeah, I hope he sent the letter. Oh, send the letter. Please send the, he didn't send the letter. Send the letter. Mino from Montreal, send that fucking letter.

We'll read it next week. About the time she started acting weird and eventually ghosted me. The only thing I can imagine that caused this was that she found my letter cringe inducing and immediately found someone else. Did he say anything about how my biggest takeaway from all this and my rage this week

is that no matter how cool artsy interesting a girl is, her main intention will always be to try and convince you to do something humiliating. Thank you for not killing yourself and dick of fuck yourself. I don't know about that. We have to see this letter. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Meno from Montreal, send your letter, please. Robert says, laughing my ass off at hoes being mad that only fans reduce their tip cap because that actress scammed a shitload of people for millions of dollars and couldn't process all their refunds in time. Please ridicule some of the retarded tweets

from triggered sex workers on there. Man, every time I think only fans can't get more disgusting, I look at some of the... But still pretty new. Yeah, I mean, you've got, I mean, you've got bitches that are shaped like a tombstone with a Lego head on top promoting their nudes at $9 a pop.

It is fucking great. Did you see what Bella thorn did? Yes. I heard about it. It seems to be, Riley, you might know better than me. It looks like she said you can pick up one of my nudes on my only fans and she got like a million dollars

and she didn't post any nudes. So everyone did charge back. A lot of people did chargebacks and got pissed off. So only fans had to limit the amount you could tip to $100 permanently. And they changed from like a net seven to a net 30. So you get paid out every month instead of every week. Yeah. And pretty much every whore on the internet,

fucking despises Bellathorn now. Bellathorn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucked it all up. Which is hilarious because like the fact that they're mad about not being able to give more than $100 to me shows how predatory that entire system is. Like it's not the like pay pay-tracks, you know, it's five bucks, 10 bucks. It's like a normal amount that you give for entertainment. But only fans is, they're pissed about not getting 500,000. They're pissed about not being able to take advantage of the mentally challenged men.

Yeah. It's not a product, it's just the casino model. They want you to spend as much money in as short a time as possible, and then they move on to the next category. Yeah, it's crazy. She's like Jesus of only fans. She just went down into hell and destroyed it.

She's trying to apologize. Right now, she's trying to do her apology toward, but her sister is actually being a huge bitch about things and is less famous than her. But now she's gonna get blamed for what her sister's saying. And her sister's like, make it fun of only fans' hoes. What's her eyes?

What's her... Bellathorns, I wanna read some of their responses. It's probably just that. Bellathorn, yeah. It's almost like they think she's competing with their customer base, which isn't the case. She brought a bunch of new customers to only fans because she's Bellethorn.

Sure. And all these women in their applies, you're like, if you really cared about sex work, you'd give us your money. I saw that too. Oh, you'd give us some of your million bucks. Right. You're stealing from us.

No, new customer base. Then why'd you lie about the type of content you were providing in charge 200 bucks to view that one short clip? What you did was scam our customers, fucking customers, and ruin a good profitable platform for all the real sex workers who do this for a living.

And then, they're salted the earth. They're so pissed off. You need to put in the work to make up for this. Donate to sex worker run organizations. Okay. That's. Yeah, that's the you made a race a statement. You've got to get educated, make some donations to the right group.

You need to read these books. make some donations to the right group. We need to read these books. Uh, actively and actively campaign for decriminalization against the marginalization of sex workers on payment platforms. Yeah, go for it. Now here we go, here we get to the, here's all tons of fun. Rose, something, my only fans has real nudity on it

for only $8 sub now, free messaging and no, pay-per-view videos, rose decush. Yeah, my God. Only $8 for that's 30 cents a ton. Where can you get a deal like that? But on only fans. Holy shit, I thought her arm was her ass. Like, I thought she was laying down.

Yeah. It's actually, this is a Voltron of women. This is a woman curled up on her side with her leg. Yeah Amazing, she's got a tattoo of This is the Rosetta stone. She's got tattooed on her wrist right here the entire thing look at this Look at the amount of fabric that's in this fucking G string. I know. I know look at this Yeah, she was supposed to make a million dollars My turn This is this ringworm over here on her ass. I don't know

Her ass are they are those this is how those are ass cheeks are those fucking two moons from Saturn Those are ass cheeks or those fucking two moons from Saturn. Oh God, I wonder if she has crons. What do you think about? Dude, that would be measured in kilotons if she has fucking crones. This is a wedding cake pattern on her underpants. That's the last thing I wanna think about when seeing this giant white whale.

Let's see what else we've got here. If there's any others, shamelessly posting there, oh here's, I guess that girl's kind of cute. Chloe Midnight, sure, all right. That's what she can buy for eight bucks. I was at the new standard, everybody's trying to be eight dollars. Eight bucks, yeah.

Oh, this one, is she cute? Yeah, she's kinda cute. No ass, but, you know, I'll take none over, right, two over, over, over, over, over, 50, over all of it. Yeah. Um, I don't see the asses on that chick. I don't see many other funny ones.

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And it was high. Annabelle. Annabelle Red. All right. That's what I'm talking about. I hope I don't have this pulled up on the screen. I don't think you do. Annabelle Red will come back to you.

599? You can't afford to think about it. I can't afford not to. I have to think about that. I can't afford not to. I have to think about that one. Okay. Chris Primers says Kyle, well nobody will mourn the death of Communists in perverts. Yes, they will.

I don't know. Okay. I don't know. We should just kill all the pedophiles. Yeah. Let's come We get a figure out who they are We can just ask them on Twitter if they'll respond to a poll Yeah, if they say yes, then you just kill them kill them. There we go

Let's put that plan into action The crux seems to be centered around the boys age I mean it sucks because because your brain isn't formed until you're 25. I don't really, if I was, what are my nephews wanted to go defend an auto dealership, I would take them and tie them up into basement. I'm like, yeah, man, that's just not happening.

Yeah, right. I understand. You see the picture of his mom who went with him, his mom who took him, stressed like a 3% larger too. Oh, if that was really her. Yeah, what? Oh, they don't know if it was, there's a report like a 3% larger too. Oh, if that was really her. Yeah. No, they don't know if it was, there's a report that their mom was there too.

Yeah, the mom seemed to have taken him and is dressed like a two- I don't know why I feel bad for this kid. I don't feel bad for the people getting hit by cars. Well, it's just bad for two A. It's really bad for two A. He's already breaking a gun law and this is just gonna paint the other side

into a more extreme frenzy to get rid of. I don't feel bad because it hurts my politics. I feel bad that he seems like a nice kid. Yeah. The crook seems to be centered around the boy's age. If it wasn't him, it could have been anybody else or not. If a 35-year-old had gotten into a gun fight over an auto dealership that he didn't own, I would think it's hilarious.

I'll put it that way. Hmm. What about, do you think so? Do you agree with me? That it would be hilarious? I mean, hilarious in like a pathetic way, I guess. Why do you care this way? Right, right.

Yeah, go for it. Don't let them, they'll never take the gorilla. They'll never take my wacky wavy inflatable arms like two men. Stay with me, my brothers. We must not let this wall fall. They're like, bam, you lad, liabla, liabla.

Be a funny movie. If instead of protecting something that matters, like the movie is built around protecting like a grocery store, we're a fucking car dealership. We got our murder porn, it was a good fat. I liked Andy's memes, Andy's a great meme. Nine, how do you long time listener the way back to the biggest prominent universe?

Please stay afloat and keep taking my money as long as you can. Thanks, Neen. Nine. Looks like you were right about mandatory vaccinations for COVID. I'm in VA and our health commissioner is looking to do this. For the record, I had planned to give vaccinated on my own once a proven vaccine is released, but I absolutely disagree with making it mandatory. Well, don't worry, buddy. It won't be proven when it's mandatory. A link's to it here. Yikes.

Let's see, Travis Keeho. Oh, Sean's animal corner. You wanna do some of these? Yeah. Tell me if I did one of these with you. Hey, Sean. You're the horny toad one, the horn toad. Do you know that otters sleep floating on their backs

and hold hands so they don't float away from each other. We didn't we talk about that? We did that one. I think we did. I didn't know about the hand holding. I didn't know that. I don't think so, but they do, they will put their babies in like a little kelp

and stuff while they go down and die for fish. They put them on their backs. I know why they sleep on their backs. You didn't know about the hand holding thing though. I don't think I did. You got stumped. All right. That was a partial.

Bill, what do you mean it's a partial? You didn't know it's a fact. Well, hand holding, it's two things. They sleep on their backs and they put the hand, you didn't know, okay, so you knew that they sleep on their backs, but you know. I know they slept on their backs and I know that they put their babies in, in kelp beds so they don't float away,

and they're not as buoyant as the adults, so they. Okay, you get a half point in. Bill Bill says, the high racks, did you know this? The high racks is a small herbivorous mammal that lives in Africa. It looks like a rodent, but its closest living relative is actually the elephant. You knew that. Yeah, high racks, yeah. but its closest living relative is actually the elephant.

Yeah, you knew that. Yeah, high ranks, yeah. I thought for sure there was no way you would know that. I don't know why I always, I used to say like, I used to say like high drops like the cookie. Yeah, I would always fuck that up. That checks out. Okay, I think that's enough comments for now. Guy writes in about dance studios too.

Tyler from Dance Studio, hey Dick, note about the dance studios you and Sean were talking about this week. I have no interest in watching that cuties movie, but if the point of the movie is even somewhat related to what you suspect they hit the nail in the head, I practically grew up in a dance studio. My parents own a large dance studio

that has won one of the major national championships every year for 15 years. Wow. I cannot imagine a less sexualized place where girls are half naked. I thought working the front desk in high school would be a dream gig to pick up the high school dancers, but I was very wrong. Even as young as eight, they treat it like a sport and get screamed at for hours about their toe placements. Any interference that they are doing some form of sexual performance would be wholly on the viewer as they do not see it that way.

Handsome Sean couldn't have picked up one of these girls after two hours of them getting called a lazy bitch for not jumping high enough. Ironically, the ass shaking stuff, the ass shaking and stuff only happens when the girls are young or at the collegiate level. The former because they can't do much technical stuff, so are essentially just doing choreographed popular moves, the latter because they're expected to do a half-time show at ball games when not competing and fans don't give a fuck if they hit their triple

turns. I don't know the point of this email being right about things in a funny way. Go fuck yourself. Thanks buddy. Yeah. I think maybe I'm immune to it because I have a younger sister. Oh. So I'm like, yeah, I know what they're fucking doing. Yeah, stump shit that I don't care about.

Um, okay. You want to do some advice and then? Yeah, yeah, sure. Hit the road. Yeah. Let me see what's going on in here. I asked what does, or you are, you were already on. Every time I see like, what did I do in all caps?

I have to know what, what did I do? Uh, I can't read that. No. Why do you guys want black light to call in? What does he want to talk about? What do they want to talk about? The shooting? Okay, maybe in a little bit.

I don't want to cram so much shooting shit together. Hey, Dick, should I fuck, I want some advice, should I fuck my former co-workers, girlfriend? Yes. Yeah. I recently joined a disco. Can I even read this now?

I don't know, I can all cut it. I recently joined a discord with an old co-worker of mine. His girlfriend and a few of, I can't read this now. I already fucked them over. You had to wait and toss it into like, another set of advice letters. So nobody's gonna read another advice letter. I'm gonna skip that one.

Hey Dick, should I fuck my former coworker's girlfriend? Long time listen, or first time writer, I recently joined a discord with an old coworker of mine, his girlfriend and a few of his friends. I joined video calls with them, and his girlfriend starts flirting with me hard. Wow, this goes on for a few nights, and she DMs me her tits.

Oh, they look to be about B-cups if I had to guess, and she says she wants my dick. She starts telling me that her boyfriend isn't giving her the supply of vitamin D. She craves, and he is very emotionally distant with her. She's smoking hot, and my penis wants me to do it. But another part of me thinks it's a bad idea, and I'd love some advice on how to proceed. Probably his vagina, do you think, is it a bad idea?

It's like the devil and the angel. Yeah. I wrote this, the devil is the vagina. I wrote this on my phone, so I apologize for any spelling mistakes or grammatical errors. Thanks, a million for not killing yourself. P.S. go fuck yourself. Steven. What do you think?

Just naming all kinds of things now? I mean, that's not his real name. I just made that up to throw everything out. Oh, good, good. But now it's ruined. That's a made-shon. I'll cut that up to throw. Oh, good, good, good. But now that's ruined. That's a major shun. I'll cut that too. Yeah.

Yeah, do it, man. Why the hell would you? Why would you not? Yeah. Why would you leave your buddy with this? This horrible duplicitous moment. Is it his buddy? Somebody, you know.

Just a former coworker, I think. Why would you leave a man with this duplicitous devil? That's DMing dudes about their supply of vitamin D. You owe it. Yeah, that's what Kyle do. He would get in there and he would pack. He would pick up a gun on the way after cleaning up some graffiti.

He'd get in there and he'd mow it down. Tell you think? Probably. Question from Big Brian. Dearest Dick, I'm going to law school next fall. What's the fastest way to go full-surnovitch black pill? If your suggestion is to get falsely accused of rape, don't worry, I've already had my ex falsely claim I assaulted her.

A step ahead of the curve? Big Brian. PS, I've been listening to the show since June, started at the beginning, so I wouldn't miss any references. I'm about 60 episodes and really enjoying it. Oh, you're at the sweet spot then. God, advice on how to get blackpilled. Can you do that? I don't know.

Is that possible? What do you smoke a lot of cigarettes? Smoke a lot of cigarettes. If you haven't seen the egg white video, watch that because he kind of lays out what black pill is. So what is black pill? Just nihilism? Well, it's like, yeah, just nihilism, but you know, in cell nihilism. In cell nihilism?

Like far than that. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, nothing ever really pans out the way you want it to. Just try to do stuff. That's the quickest way to get blackpilled. You just travel around, like look at the country. You'll hate everything. You do anything.

You don't. Just do stuff. Go places, meet people. So it's like shared disillusionment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, then I've been blackpilled since I was like four. Most of us have been blackpilled forever, yeah, then I've been blackpillets since I was like four. Most of us have been blackpillets forever, yeah. Yeah.

Then the way to reverse it is to just spend time with people you already know talking about things that you agree with. And then as soon as you want to, as soon as you want to blackpill yourself, go go go experience everyone else. Try to do anything. Try to do anything and watch them eat it out from under you.

That's how to do it. All right, everybody, let me see if Blacklight wants to do anything. Yeah, try to do anything and watch them eat it out from under you That's how to do it. All right everybody Let me see if black light wants to come in black light. Do you want to call in? There he is. Yeah Yeah Yeah, we hear you. Yeah, you're good What do you got? Today you have fun doing the editing first episode today? Oh, it's not that bad Did you call it a fun of that guy? What the chewing on his retainers tiny bit because I had a listen to fucking smack us less every five minutes But why do you fucking care how old Kyle is he 17 in most places to the round the world?

That's a fucking adult. Why do you care so much for the kids age? It's not an adult in his own brain. Your brain doesn't stop developing in you, you're 25. I don't, but that doesn't mean you don't know right from wrong at the same time. I fucking cheering me on, I told you my story last year about me chewing those two Christian dudes. Well, because they came to abduct you in the middle of the night.

Oh, that's you. You wasted them. Oh, because they came to abduct you in the middle of the night. Oh, that's you. We used to them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He had his teeth. The guys came after him and one of the shot at him and another one bashes him with a fucking skateboard. That's not self defense. Of course, it's self defense. I'm happy that he killed people trying to attack him, but I don't want him there in the first place. Like, I think this, I think that kids are getting talked into putting kids and people are getting talked into putting themselves in danger for what is political theater.

And I hate that. I hate that men are whipped up. The governor's goddamn cuck. The police got told to stand down. Trump can't do anything because the federal government doesn't have that ability to do that. Yes, they, Trump can, Trump can send in the National Guard at any time. All he has to do is say, hey, hey, US Army, army go in there and stop this but it will look so bad for him

that'll cost them votes like all of this on both sides is just i don't want to do anything because it will cost me votes the trump side is the people's pawns the federal government is abusing its power what is the way that again say it again you're fine with the federal government just being able to abuse its power and completely override the state's got the state right? Bro, I think Trump should have stopped. I think Trump should have sued the states for locking everybody down for COVID. Like I think that was unconstitutional and if I mean if I was president I would say that's fucking unconstitutional.

I'm taking it to the Supreme Court to stop all this shit on day one and I don't care if it cost me the re-election. Like that's what he should have done as If he says okay, so Santa Clarita, right where I grew up Very very red very red. Yeah, they had the National Guard there just at the suggestion that there might be riots The mayor said bring them in National Guard showed up. That's what happened. Yeah, that's what happens in Republican in Republican strontal I didn't know they had in National Guard showed up. That's what happened. Yeah, that's what happens in Republican in Republican strontal I didn't know they had the National Guard I happen to near and so on where I'm Jake your Logan Paul went the The government's like no, you're not fucking having a shit where I live. Yeah, and he called the guard

Yeah, but then what do you do when your governor and your mayor say oh no, we want the protests We want the riots and I kind of have to say Trump we want the protest, we want the riots. And I kind of have to say Trump's doing the smart thing here by not probably his hand too much. Yeah. And the fucking news to have Biden come out in charge. No, four to eight years. I fucking don't. Um, what you do is you realize that it's not the mayor and the governor.

It's all of the sick people you live with. It's, it's, it's the 70% of people that you live with in LA for me in California who have this weird self-harm agenda where they want to prostrate themselves for an angry mob that is also them, like they want to bend over and be fucked. It isn't the governor that's doing this, it's the governor doing this through the power of the people. Like he's exercising their will. If it was a problem for me, if I lived in LA,

if I lived in downtown and had a business downtown, I'd have been planning for this since day fucking one because I know that I know how sick the city is. I know how sick... That's what Kyle did when he went out there. He went out there because his boss asked him, hey, can you give me a hand defending my fucking property? For what this is I mean this is my advice since day one of this show fuck you pay me You want me to like you want me to risk my life like I'm a fucking black ops?

Haliburian agent Fucking job. Guess what if his boss is fucking job burns down, you don't have a fucking job anymore. Bro, do not risk your life for your job. In fact, do a shitty job. Do a shitty job until they pay you to do a better one. Never, never risk your life for your job. Don't even spend your weekend on your job. Never think about it. Think about your own shit. You know that I've been consistent about this. The kids grew up there, the kids lives there. Kenosha's less than 20 minutes from where he lived. People keep saying that he crossed the lines. Where the fucking kid lives is less than 20 minutes.

That's like be saying, I crossed the lines to go over to Jersey and I can physically walk across the fucking border. Kenosha looks like it was destroyed by an atomic bomb. If you are gonna risk your life for something, do not, do not piss it into an ocean of piss. That is what I'm saying. He did absolutely nothing to stop the destruction

that's going on in there, but he's being cheered on as though he did the right thing when the outcome was luck. He fought off three guys with one fucking gun, anything could have gone wrong. Anything could have gone wrong at him for any moment and he'd be fucking dead or or worse crippled like this is not this is not the kind of america that i want does that make sense how else do you fight it if your governor saying no when i can do anything fighting it is an illusion you cannot affect the outcome of an of a wild and

angry mob it is all this you cannot affect the outcome of an of a wild and angry mob it is all this is all political theater that can end in a moment. If the mob hears hey three people got shot by a fucking kid and might stop morphing going out there and doing it too. No they're holding rallies about how a white supremacist is executing their brothers in the street and they need more to show up. That's not how fuck it war does war is not stopped by death. It's only it's only exacerbated by it. They're holding rallies over where they were killed saying we need more of our we need more people without

parents to show up and fight in the street like a bunch of silly nilies. They were doing that before. So what the hell do you want us to do in this situation? That's pretend that all of a sudden your neighborhood is now in the middle of a fucking right because you live in LA, which is stupid by the way. What would you do? Is guy there? You have a fucking group of people outside your house saying, oh, hey, this is where Dick Masterson lives. That's fucking good because you're a Trump supporter in LA. And you call the cops and the cops say, oh, fuck you. Sorry, we can't get you. If there was, first of all,

if there was an armed mob approaching my house, they're gonna have the leg day of a lifetime because I live about, I live about a mile straight up a mountain. By the time they get here, they're not gonna be able to stand. First of all, secondly, if there was a mob descending on my house, I would booby trap this fucking thing

like it's home alone and I would be out of town. I would be gone. There is no, there is no, there is no thing or possession on earth that would possess me to risk my life for it, none. Family only and then maybe. Only have to track you down again. How many times do you say, okay, I'm just gonna retreat

and let them win this one time. Maybe the next time I'll stop them. At some point, you have to put your foot down and say, no, fuck off. No, no, no, no, that's part of being the contest between man and steer is uncertain. There is no reason, there is no reason to get into a gun fight over any of this shit that will go away. The second the election is over. There's been a hundred fucking days. It that will go away. The second the election is over. There's, it's been a hundred fucking days,

it's not going away. Yep. So then why risk your life for it? I mean, it's literally not going away. You're not gonna stop it. It sucks to hear, but there is no stopping it. It's been a hundred fucking days. You know how I feel about someone having to do something, right?

Yeah, I know, I've been listening to you for a year now well what do you think it happened like he's going to be the william wallis of the three percent and they're going to band together and do what at this point something has to be done thirty two people are dead thirty three now after that one guy got fucking executed in portland last night millions of dollars in property.

Billions. It's not just property. It's people's lives. People's entire, everything that they work for, gone in an instant. And then you have the left being a bunch of fucking retard saying, oh, they have insurance. Insurance doesn't cover most of this shit. I know. I'm finding a reason not to.

I'm fucking insurrection policy. I know. I know. I'm not betting on insurance. But you're never going to convince me to risk your life for I mean, if this was like, I mean, listen, the reality is is I am Mel Gibson in the Patriot. That's me. Let the house burn. Don't let the kids go fight in this war. Just stop. Just stop and let them let them do whatever they want There's no reason to risk it. I mean that's what like this this argument has been played out for thousands of years He jumped into it when they kidnapped his son. That's what it took like that is literally what it took It wasn't a fucking house that got burned down or the stupid one percent tax or whatever it was

It's that they took as fucking family. That's what it would take. And I hope everybody holds themselves so that's standard. We already have people executing people just because of red hat they were. It's not even a fucking mega hat, it's a red hat. I know. I understand. I'm just saying stay home and live through it because it will when this... How books is all you have? And I burying all this from toilet by the way Thank you toilet. What do you do? What do you mean what else do you do?

You have you can't just Eventually they will come for you. You can't just say I'm gonna run away this one time I don't have the luxury running away. I don't have a million dollar podcast I can't just uproot my entire life and move somewhere else. What am I supposed to do if they come for me? Am I just supposed to lay down and say, oh, there goes my entire house, there goes my car. No, you run. Fuck me. It goes my job too. Yeah, run. Always run. It's, it's, you can't run when you're dead.

And then what happens when they come to that place? Run again. You can run, you can run for a long, long time. You can run forever. I promise. I'm gonna fuck it, catch the end of it and then I go, what, turn it on themselves. I will, you're, like you're acting like this is a zombie invasion, but it's just a political ad.

Like all of this is, the COVID, COVID is just a scam to roll up the wealth of the country. And these, these riots are highly politicized ads. Everything is highly politicized. Yeah, you've got the Biden side is saying, look at how hard we're resisting this fascist. Like Trump caused the fashionists. It's whipping people up.

It's fucking bad news, man. Do you honestly think they're going to turn on their side and say, oh, no more riots? No, I still eat duck bites. was going to have balls to do that. I think there will be riots forever because the middle class was destroyed by COVID. Like, I said that on day one, the middle class has been destroyed years ago. No, no, no, no, it's been, it's been decimate. Like Sean, if you remember, the middle class was decimated by the recession. It was Sean 2008. Yeah, yeah, I agree with you. It's been it's been fucked.

It's been fucked increasingly, but they did it so bad this time that I don't think it's recoverable. If you will remember on day one, on day one of COVID, I said, if they lock us down, there's going to be 20 million people out of work. One cop will fuck up and kill a black guy. And then we will have riots forever. I said that on this fucking show and it is happening. It will never end. These people are never going to get jobs. This Amazon now owns the country.

Amazon Apple Microsoft, the Fang stocks own the United States. There is going to be a contingent of father there's gonna be a contingent of fatherless men that fight for the rest of the existence of this country. You cannot stop it because you cannot bring the wealth back into this country, it just won't happen. So for God's sakes, live and survive somewhere where you can. Like that is the only, it's the, there's always about survival.

You're having the, you're having the catch 22 argument. I am, here's my question. But the old Italian guy. Yeah, this is an old man's argument. Why do we have to give it up again when they come again? At some point, you can't run away anymore. You don't have time to build it up and to keep destroying it. Man, it's over and over again. And spread your ass and say, Oh, yeah, just jam it in deeper please. I'm not going to run this time. Oh, no, no, no, no.

You have to fucking stand up to these people and stop them. You lure them in and then you hit them with the crones and then you make them fall in love with you. Then you have a... I'll just get Captain Sano to start farting at them really badly. Yeah. So you know how much cock you have to take up your ass

to be successful in life. Like I really, I mean, this kid, this kid doesn't own anything or have anything. If you're gonna own a business in this country, you are fucked every single day. So deeply that it will make these riots seem like nothing to you. The amount of workers comp and theft and hurdles you have to jump. I've got workers composition is the same as someone throwing a fucking Molotov cocktail

through my window. What's the difference? It's money. It's work as compensation is for people getting, people faking getting injured on your property, at your business. Like the amount of fucked you have to give will make this riot seem like fucking nothing to you. And it's like that all the way up.

It's like that all the way up. I promise you, if you are upset like this and you think that and you think that there's like an avenue where you can be a success and not have to deal with getting raped every single day of your life and keep dreaming. That is not how the world works.

All the way down to the fucking fabric of our currency. I have something to say right now then. Okay. Both of those things are happening right now anyway. You're getting fucked both ways. So why not try and stop at least one of them from happening? You can't! You cannot stop it!

You can one guy with one guy, I mean, I think everybody's seen too much fucking Rambo. Actually, you cannot stop this! It's been engineered. The recovery is back in the LA right to 192. It's in the system. They didn't stop anything. Those guys, they still got buildings for getting burned down.

Those guys, God bless, you know what? Maybe. Maybe. Then do it. Go be William Wallace and protect the, protect the Cardiolierships. I don't know what you want me to say. Don't make the kids do it. Don't make the kids do it.

Don't make the kids do it. Don't make the kids do it. Don't make the kids do it. Don't make the kids do it. Keep them at home. I don't want to. I made him do it. He chose to do it himself. He's 17.

You can't, you mean literally you cannot choose when you're 17. You can't choose to sign a contract because your fucking brain's not developed yet and everybody knows it. Over Christ's sakes. Who the fuck cares? I can't, now you're 21. You can't smoke. You can't drink.

There's a bunch of night can't do it because you're 21, now you're eight. Who the fuck do you care with? The legal agents. You're 17. I think it's more than smart enough to realize, hey, maybe I should go and try to do something to help. I care about the age because I think that people together can manipulate young people into doing things

they wouldn't otherwise do. Like I think that running army ads during football games should be illegal if smoking is illegal. Like, you know what I mean? Like I think they should all be able to do it. But if we're saying that smoking ads are illegal, but McDonald's ads are not and army ads are not, I got a big fucking problem with that because both of them are brainwashing kids. So then, would you say you're on the side of a casio cortes who was against like the army advertising and the fucking the call duty game?

If it was on, if you can't, if you can't advertise cigarettes and liquor, you damn sure shouldn't be allowed to advertise the army. And I personally don't want my tax dollars being paid to advertise fucking military adventurism to children. I don't like that. I don't want to fucking pay for it. And I have to or else I'll get shot. So where's the mob?

Where is this mob that everyone's so fucking concerned about? If it's not that one. If it's not the daily rape I'm enduring from my money getting used for shit that I fucking hate, that's the mob I'm worried about, not people burning down auto zones. Well, then how about I'm asking, where the fuck is my tax tax going to our paying the police to just sit on their ass and I fucking do anything?

Well, you're gonna have to take that up with your mayor, because that's who's doing that. I live with a mayor that's Republican, so he actually, you know, is gonna do that shit because I move to a place. Well, then there you go. You can run after all, Blacklight. you ran to a place that supports your values. I mean then fuck Yeah, I first my first moved out I Live in if I live in the fucking heavily Republican area anyone I would when I moved here with my mom when I was like two years old. Yeah

So you lucked out then. I don't know. What do you want me to say? It sounds like running is working fine for you. It will work fine for me. Okay. Do you have anything else? We've been yelling at each other for a while. Well, I mean, I think sometimes you need at least a decent yelling match to make the show kind of interesting. I agree with you. Thank you for calling and I appreciate you. Well done. Thank you for not killing yourself. I guess. I'm Black. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Get out of here. It'll be okay. Don't worry If I have something else, we'll have something else to think about next. Well, that's true It's just that's true. What the fuck do you want me to ask thick about the skating routine? What do you mean? Oh my my fancy pants skating routine I remember my foot's hurt. I can't do it right now It's injured. I have a doctor's note. I have an x-ray. Right.

Get out of here. Get out of here. Everybody is so concerned about everyone else and everything. And I was like, you gotta take care of yourself. Most of you have minimum wage jobs that you think is worth protecting for society. Well, don't do that.

Doesn't make sense. Don't do that for God's sake. Okay, everybody, this has been the Dixia. Sean, do you have any comments on that? No, I kind of enjoyed listening to that, though. Me too. Blacklight's an interesting man. Yeah.

He's killed, he's tasted blood before. How's he? Yeah, well, though, it's trolling him right. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good. He's abducted, he killed him with his grandpa. Grandpa's got him. Grandpa's got him.

Yeah. I mean, fuck, man, he's think. Awesome. Yeah. Wow, did. Awesome. Didn't want that to happen to five. Yeah, yeah. I mean, fuck, man, you think? Awesome, yeah. Whew, wow, did, awesome. Didn't want that to happen to anybody. Fuck that one up. Black light to hero. Black light to hero.

Black light to hero. All right, everybody, this is the Dixia. PageN.com slash the Dixia Dixia. I'll show you a scenic Tuesday. Presenting Dixia. Dixia. Dixia. Dixia.

Dixia. How's your rap's worth? He's great. Great. What's up, man? Dude, I like your shit. I like your voice. Thank you. I was compared to rock him in Eric Beatt on this rap tour. Just in my rhyme style and kind of the way I deliver stuff.

Yeah, but... You're laid back like that. Yeah. Yeah, you have that voice like H. Sean Benjamin, or wherever I hear his voice is, I just like his voice. Yeah, sure distinct. Yeah, really unique. Yeah, really unique.

Okay, let's do a couple of these and then Sean, we got to do a bonus episode this week too. We do. We do. We do. Although we are one ahead. By the way, I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

Somebody counted it up and read it. We are technically one ahead. I remember couple of months, but then maybe, maybe you, you did put two out a couple of a month, because we're thinking the next month, but then yeah, whatever. Okay. Good, good for you guys. Good for you guys. Hey, Dick, let me tell you what makes me a rage. It adds for shit, you're already bought. So we've long since lost the war on not having targeted ads. At some point they know I'm going to need whatever the fuck I've already bought or whatever the fuck I was looking at. But there's so advanced those targeted ads that surely you think somewhere they have a little fucking input where it says, this is person at all recently by this, check yes or no.

If yes, don't show me that shit. Show me in like two weeks something, I don't know. Or if it's something that lasts longer, that I won't need to replace right away. About a base recently, I don't need to replace right away about a base recently I don't need another fucking base of the exact same model. I mean you get something in guitar center you do get about a million ads. I love God. Yeah.

It just gets very fucking not that it's fucking based. It's reminding you. I don't need to see it again. I'll see it when it gets here. That's basically it though. I'll go fuck yourself. John. Yes. I love you. I love you too. Okay. I'm sending. Stop giving me ads. Not a stuff I already have. Yeah.

It's sending. Well, but you know, you bought a base. You know, it's just reminding you, you know, that you own it. Well, you got a P base, right? You have everybody needs a P base. Then you might want something that's like, you know, maybe maybe for like a modern set of something that's, you got a P base, right? You have everybody needs a P base. Then you might want something that's like, you know, maybe, maybe for like a modern set of something. Oh, I see. Something that's, you know. What would that be? You'd play, well, I don't know. I mean, like even like something like a music man stingray

or something, little act of electronics. Are you writing these ads? Then something's over there. I don't know. I mean, you know, is that you? Look, drummers have lots of different snare drums, right? Yeah. They're your color, you know?

You got different symbols. I don't know if that's acceptable. Use of that word. What? Color. Yeah, it's your palette. It's your color, it's your total palette. That's better.

What did I say? Oh, your color. Oh, your color. Yeah, you said the same word. Sorry. You're shade. Saying this. Oh, that's way worse.

You're insulting the memory of black Panther like that? No. They're gonna put a woman in there, right? It's gonna be back, black Panther is. They're gonna butcher whatever half of the movie he's filmed into being an origin story. Did he own their lady? Yeah, you've got half.

Oh, they're gonna John Candy. Yes, he is. Oh, God, I was wondering the how much they shot for things. The other one was 2018. Yeah, they're gonna John Candy. Yes, he is. Oh, God. I was wondering the how much they shot for things. The other one was 2018. Yeah, they're filming. Oh, they're gonna put his face on like a body double. I think they were talking about, it was gonna be released in like 2022.

Yeah. So I wonder, I mean, moratorium. No more Marvel movies out of respect. Yeah. You see that Marvel movie that you're shitting on his grave. You know, that's a good angle. And there's grave shitting on it. That's a good angle. His last tweet was in support of Kamala Harris, by the way, one of the worst most imprisoning cops in our country. You

just want to throw that. I don't know. There. Here you go. Hey, Dick and Sean. Hey, this is Rex Dexton. You know, makes me a religiously fucking TLDR. It's like, especially when people say it, it's like, oh, I have this stupid little story for you. And then if you didn't read it, if you didn't't click on it, and you want to read my two paragraphs here at the bottom, I'm just going to tell you what it's all about. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't

care about your, your cuckold story. I don't care about whatever to, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't care about whatever to, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't care about whatever to, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't care about your, your cuckold story. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't care about your, your cuckold story. I don't, I don't, I don't care about whatever to, I don't care about whatever to, I don't care about whatever to, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't care about your, your cuckold story.

I don't care about whatever to, I don't care about whatever to, I don't care about your cuckold story. I don't care about whatever to, I don't care about your, I don't care about your, I don't care about whatever to, I don't care about your, I don't care about your, I don't care about your, I don't, I don't care about your, if you're in the first place, I'm not going to just scroll down and look at the TLDR. TLDR is what like the required data. They do put it in the end. They put the top. Yeah, I always put it at the top. Then I'll see if I want more details. I need a conclusion of whatever stupid thought you had. Yeah, Google should do that.

So if it did a thing, you know how it has to go. I've seen people do that. And it strikes me as, like, as odd. I mean, it's in a good way, but it's just like, oh, they did that there. Yeah. Google should summarize it for you. Like, just try it. Take this mess of you. Yeah. Run it through a fucking computer, please.

Yeah. Can't take it. Okay. I'm going to get a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit mess of you. Run it through a fucking computer, please. Yeah, yeah. Can't take it. Okay, here we go. Hey, Dick and Sean, I'm stuck. Did you this? Hey, more complaining. Oh, God, you usually make me rage. Office bitches cannot give yes or no answers. I ask give yes or no answers.

I ask you yes or no question and I can't I can't get a yes or a no. I'll get a yes and here's why we need to do this and this and here's what you shut the fuck up. Shut up. I said, did I ask you why? Don't tell me why. Did I say give me a yes or no? I'm not bad, yeah. Tell me yes or no. Okay, next question, I'm sorry, I didn't interrupt you. I didn't say yes or no. No, you don't.

No, you fucking don't. Shut up. God. So you've got to call in and leave voicemails like that. So we doesn't do that in the office. Yeah. So fucking on edge. You have to arrest you for that.

Yeah, that's the riots are sports, right? Well, I mean, sports tried to be more rioty by putting those dumb slogans on them and like, you know, like the NBA, they said, yeah, sure. Who was it? The Bucks who said we opt out of playing the playoff game? Well, they were just not a forfeit somehow. I don't know how that is. Yeah.

Because it's a delay. Well, because everybody else, That was part of the thing where I think LeBron has taken some heat about speaking up during the meeting like, Hey, like you guys kind of forced us into all this. There was no plan. There was no plan. Right. And then people are shitting on LeBron. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shitting on LeBron, who's done more for fucking black communities and stuff than any player in the NBA bar none. And he's done millions for Chinese communities than any player in the NBA. Right. And he rightly should be called out on that.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, he, he claimed up when it came to that because there's like a billion dollars in business being done in, in, in China, but as far as that's called getting fucked. Hey LeBron, you know that shit, you know how you like support everyone thinks you're cool and you support people. We're gonna need you to go out and say fuck everyone in China. He doesn't in the United States, but it's like, hey, yeah, you're that's called getting fucked at every level. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, that's how it works. Yep. And if he didn't do Yeah, that's how it works. Yep. And if he didn't do that, he'd be a fucking idiot. Yeah, that's why you're going what an idiot. That's why he's so out of you, fuck over. Uh, yeah, it's one of the hard lessons of life that no matter what level you rise to, you're getting fucked in some way. And all right'm here we go

okay this ought to be a good one hey dick hay shan it's peaches the lucky walker here again oh cool now i have a silly little rage this week my rage is people who get upset when you make jokes about your own life or girlfriend whoa i want to make whatever jokes i want do you have to be to get upset when someone makes fun of their own wife? That's a newer thing.

They need to make fun of their fucking broad. The wife needs it. They're not to be able to deal with them. Or else they go crazy around a woman like that 24-7, just maybe 6 out of 7 days a week. Take a one day break. You still need to make fun of them because they're fucking annoying. They're hard to live with. I'm sorry that you've never been late fun of them because they're fucking annoying. That's hard to live with.

I'm sorry that you've never been late or never touched another girl in your life. I'm gonna make fun of my broad. Now fuck off. Good. You always go fuck yourself. They don't really care. They just like,

I want a classy. Like pretending that they care. Go fuck yourself. Go ruin your own relationship. Fuck you. You idiot. Right. Go fucking, go ruin your own relationship, fuck you. You idiot. Go fucking, go don't treat your love pillow with respect. You fucking nerd, no that's just mean.

I'm with black Twitter, if you're not beating your girlfriend, you don't even love her. Because you don't trust her. You don't trust her to not call all the cops on you. Interesting. That's a black Twitter's all about. Oh wow. Yeah, lots of black women believe this. They's a black Twitter's all about. Oh wow. That's a black woman believe this?

Like they're mad as opposed to them. Yeah. I love them. I hate the pre-demon world. I hate the old turds, get the ass true. Is that fucking true? Yeah, of course. Oh my god.

Yeah. Michael Jackson is great because of his dad beating him. People think that. Yeah. You're probably not fucking wrong. Yeah. Maddox really thought that. Like you thought he was kidding when he's that,

about that kid beating ship, but he got 100%. Right, thought it. Well, yeah, I think that's right. All right, there you go. Hey, Deck, I'm calling in regards to the pedophile, Lollicon. Oh, good, good. And here's the test you can give people.

Okay. Which is worse, one terabyte of loli con porn? For a lot, three images, three child pornography. And if they don't answer, three images of child pornography, then they are a fucking idiot. Wait, which way did he go? No, he said the real, the real, the real people are worse. Which one is the real, because they're not in drawings. What do you want to see an infinite amount or one real one? Oh, yeah, the infinite amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably, really, just like obvious.

Yeah, it, oh, you don't say? Obviously, so they don't have the same mental impact. So maybe the people looking at it doesn't have the same, oh, I mean, you know, still though still though from from Fucking Milwaukee Archie. Oh the Milwaukee Archie. It's what we're living in now people when people can't answer Yes or no questions or either or yeah, I refuse to participate in this hypothetical like yeah, Milwaukee Archie I think congratulations. You're contributing to the Milwaukee Archie with your horse shit Okay, hey I get a hierarchy I think congratulations you're contributing to the hierarchy with your horseshit Okay

I think I'll be about as wife my wife I guess she's been reading all this stuff about Biden wanting to abandon ARs and take all our guns away and everything. And I've seen that she comes downstairs. She looks in the eyes. First time she's ever said, I want you to spend money on you. And she, I, I, I'm sure, could you some money? She says, Hey, be by an AR. I'm going to be a little bit more in the future. I'm going to be a little bit more

in the future. I'm going to be a little bit more in the future. I'm going to be a little bit more in the future. I'm going to be a little bit more in the future. I'm going to be a little bit more

in the future. I'm going to be a little bit more Wow. 300 blackout. That way. That way it's my home fomper. It's my designated man killer. Hey, anybody ever comes in the house? Got shotguns and everything. But when they end in case I need to defend any auto dealerships in the area. Well, you want. So I just don't understand.

I'm getting that nice holographic site. Oh, nice, nice. and then I get a 16 inch 5.5.6 just like every man needs Yeah, it's my long range. She hasn't hit the fence, but I see it flying my way over there I know what that that and you know fucking kiosk I know reach out and have any lottery there is a book load of taxes She asks me do I get oh, man, okay, so how much was that? 7,200

the now you don't have right now the case that's why not every time the America has a down there fucking expensive expensive if you want them right Anyhow makes me rage. I get the green light only to find out I was looking at the wrong signal Got him didn't you funny? Kinds are expensive and I threw out on the internet what gun should I get? Oh, God

I got a title wave. I'm so sorting through it. Yeah, well, it's easy to spend somebody else's money, too Well, I want this is what I would get if I had Dick's money, which is cool. But then there's like so many of them. Oh man, all these questions are coming in. I can't do that. I just want to want to show up. I'll just, I should just trust my con show.

I need to have a gun consult with my con show or maybe I'll do like a queer guy thing, I'll take five guys, five guys, Eric Wong, my con show, Guns Beer Freedom, Life Coach, and maybe a sexy lady to round out the bunch. No, she's got a shoot. Do you know like a type of porn is like chicks shooting in their asses? Yeah, a type of porn is chicks shooting and it's slow mo of their asses. Yeah, I'm shooting really sexy. Yeah, yeah guys. I'll be checking that out later.

That's fun. A type of porn is chicks shooting and it's slow-mo of their asses jiggling. Oh, I believe it. I believe it that shit. I don't know if only fans has that, that's what I'll do. Well, it's got, I mean,

after shooting in their bedroom, queer gun for the queer guy is what we'll call it. Queer queer for the queer. Just, everywhere. It's like a smurfs. Everything is smurfs. Respectfully. Respectfully. Okay, one more, one more. Sure, this one. Hey, Vick show. This is a kid from rural Wisconsin. Yeah. Yeah. Plays that last black dude got cop fucked up and shot

of black dude. Which one? The average is fucking pussy shit. Riders. I'm looking up on my uh... cop talk to the shot of what which one is what you what's the ship writers i'm looking up on my face book and i'm seeing all kinds of stories that i'll be out plan protests going on in my downtown not even two miles from my house there people coming in from other states they're talking about to make in this town norther than to know some of the guy out it'll fucking brag about seeing some do get their ass kicked by cops and get a rubber bullet shot at me. Oh yeah,

oh, I'd be the fucking best. I just- I'm just listening in on this. And then, apparently the cops or some hicks or something said, if you guys come here, if you guys come to the city, you're not going back home the same night. you guys come here if you guys come to the city you're not going back home same night uh... uh... right uh... what kind of right is that

ruin is good time uh... come on i don't know why it's played by the rules what it's he's going to get the rascals in public by cop it seems like you'd be more interesting than doing fuck all yeah locked down a fucking board, world sconson. The fuck do we have here, but she's?

Huh, god fucking damn it. Put years. Pussy. Yes, Ryan. Pussy. Yes, Ryan. She'll have a phone with the cops. Yeah, have a good time. Oh, no. Get your face. You take in repercussions. You know, Kyle will make a fine soldier and when he turns 18, that's all I know. That could happen. It could just do that. Bye everybody. See you later.