The Dick Show - Episode 226 - Dick on No-Knock Knock Jokes

Episode Date: September 29, 2020

My Ruth Bader Gonesburg shirt is removed for hate speech, I shave to not look fat, Old Sean, the X-Men Genesis game, flavored creamer, a memorial push-up contest, no-knock warrants, Canceling Netflix for better reasons, J.P. Morgan busted for laundering a billion dollars, Encyclopedia Dramatica gets sued, and how to trick your girlfriend into more oral sex; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh, Medicare, man, is that guy okay? Medicare has some kind of a lymphoma, large cell. Who has what? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, really. Mm-hmm. Is he, uh, what's the prognosis? I don't know. I think he's got like five years. I've been looking at fucking people are posting fucking tit pictures. And then I see my name. I have audio.

I know I can't get, I gotta get rid of that. Can't have it. Can't have it. Can't have that. I heard you said, you said his name twice. And then I had to really think back. I'm like, fuck, who did he say? As I was a teds. Yeah, well, yeah, And then I just, I'm distracted by what's going on

over there. I don't know what's going on. Oh, God. I am on no sleep. I swear to fuck. I have to medically drink. Yeah, sleep. I'm on no, but no drinks, no sleep. Every time, no fun, no fun, just watching Gray's Anatomy. That watching Gray's Anatomy. I've never watched Gray's Anatomy. I'm joking. Are they still making that show? That thing's had to be going 20 years. Did they even make that show? I don't know. They just like, I figured it just like kind of happens. Does anybody act? They just kind of roll in and like turn the cameras on and then the chicks walk around while they're getting, they're at craft service, just getting coffee and talking

and then just that's the show. Yeah. A little bit of editing. And I don't know what it is. So, I mean, it's a, it's a doctor show. I know that much or it's in whatever the nurses are they doctors are they who fucking knows man. I don't know.

It's graze anatomy. I just remember that, yeah, that that it's been around as long as I can remember. It's like a soap opera. Is it? No, I mean, well, it's like, is that what it is? Days of our lives and Grey's Anatomy, you don't know what's been running longer. Uh, I want to get out. Yeah.

Let's get really into soap operas or wrestling. I wish they would bring back superpowers and wrestling. I can't really into wrestling. I wish there was a guy that shot like and go really into wrestling. And I can do a second time. Can't just, it seems to take itself so seriously. Does it?

I just get this bad feeling that it does. I don't know, man. I don't know. I haven't been in it since, and to it since I was a kid. Yeah, but I mean, there's, there's a certain age when you're a kid where you think it's fucking badass and you know it's fake,

but like you're still awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Bro. Is they do that anymore? Tear shirts off? Is that happen? They, I think there are a lot more like soap opera story lines,

aren't they? It's a lot more relationship. Ah. You know, like who's cheating on who? Because they got all the hate that. And they got the women. I can't do women in wrestling. Really even if they're fucking smoking hot.

They're not so. Not some of those chicks are hot. Not to me. Some of them are. Too much of a power. Too much of, oh. Too much like stomping around like horses. No, thank you. You want, you want Elizabeth?

Is that what you want? That's the most masculine I want. Where she's like totally just, she's a complete possession and like Randy Savage. What are you saying? Well, no, like a pair of manager. Apparently, he was really like that too. Yeah. Savage was like crazy. Crazy fucking. Yeah, savage was crazy. Crazy fucking, yeah.

He's crazy. It went from guys who were crazy to guys who were like actors. That's the problem. It went from coaked out, mainly to running out actors. Well, to run it out actors. To actors who went to acting school and then learned how to do crap, like it's all of work. The original guys were fucking crazy.

They're crazy. You had to be, because there was no money in it. No, no, as soon as the money came, yeah, give me a break. Right, it was Vince McMahon's father really, and then Vince took it to a whole new level. But, no, you're right, it was all regional, completely regional. We're still talking about the glory days.

This is the worst kind of wrestling talk. I don't know, I mean, it's fascinating because you're right. They were kind of crazy because there was no money in it. And like I say fake, hey, they're still fucking throw, that stuff is still fucking brutal. You can't tell them, I mean, those guys, there's no wonder they're all hooked on fucking pain pills and shit like that. And they all die young because that's fucking a brutal excuse. That's just because it's choreographed.

Don't mean it don't hurt. Yeah. Um, did you, did you watch that WrestleMania with no crowd at the very beginning of COVID? Uh, no, I heard people talking about it. When they're one way it was like in a cemetery or something like that, it looked like a, it looked like a CW show, like a bad fight from Supergirl. Really? It was a cut staged wrestling fight.

Was he Undertaker in it? Yeah. At like 65 years old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and it was like props. Rick Flair is like, it just looked so fucking stupid.

Yeah. Yeah. So stupid. Yeah. Yeah. So stupid. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't actually see any of it. Okay. Are we going to do this show? Oh, no.

This is going to be, this is, we're going to really hammer today's show. Really? Yeah. What do you mean? I mean, from the beginning to the end, it will be a full sprint for the show today, because I have so much energy. Yeah, you don't know if you like that. I don't know.

I don't believe you. You feel like you better buckle in. You better buckle up, buttercup, because that's what it's going to be. It's pucker up, buttercup. I know you're trying to make an army of darkness. Does he say buckle up? Pucker up, buttercup is Ferris Bueller's day off. Oh, is it?

Yeah. When he thinks he's talking to Ferris Bueller, but he's talking to Cameron, who's impersonating Sergeant George Peterson, Chicago police. Yeah. Mine is when he cuts the evil ash off the cat trebuchet. Army of darkness? Yeah, buckle up. That's what it's like. You're going for a ride. is when he cuts the evil ash off from cat trebuchet. Army of darkness. Yeah, buckle up.

That's what you're going for a ride. That's it. And the guy out of nowhere, his head, the top of his head comes off and he does a cartoonish. Woo! Yeah. No reason. I love that scene when the other head's growing out of him.

And like he's like running and then one of them, they stop and one of them house and then he just punches them in the face. Yeah, the fake one. Oh, fucking funny. Oh, hey, it's the opposite actually. Maybe we're going to have a remember when episode, remember? Yeah. That's going to be, that's for real going to be a podcast when we're like, of course,

we're going to be, we're going to be intolerable with that. Oh, my god. Every decade is going to get worse and worse. Remember with member berries. Oh yeah. For sure. God. No, I'm like, I'm already bad. I always should on the boomers. I already make outdated references. Dude, you become that. Not even that, but like the entirety of packaged culture is just going to be an endless self referent, like an endless reference to ourselves way worse than boomers ever did. Like they make us celebrate their Christmas every year.

We're rolling out stranger, like Cobra Kai, we're starting to just basically roll out a gray goo of nostalgia over onto everything. And total takeover. Saying it, telling each other that it's good that we're watching Ralph Machio train his child, chain, whatever, Johnny guys, other son, like what the fuck am I watching here? Miyagi Do Karate use car lots? What?

I love it. I love it. Do you think it's because we've given up earlier in life than like the boomers did who were like, they were like, you know, making money, fucking, making all kinds of regulations. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all that kind of stuff. Making money, man. And they're going in and then when they're like, then when they're like 50, 60, 70, they're

like, looking back and now we're like, it's totally fucked. God, I wish I was 12 years old again. I just remakes. I think there's something in Nintendo again, please. I think there's something to that that we're always doing it in like our 30s. 100%. Yeah, just tell me another fucking Nintendo. Man, no, speaking of Nintendo, Speaking of Nintendo, presented it. I have, I have complaints about the Nintendo. Okay. About me, I guess. Sprint starts now. Don't talk over the intro.

Yeah! Hey, welcome to the Egg You Ain't Ain America's. Why is Mexican 76 weeks running? From blue. Joining me as always is world-tuning LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Jack. What's up, buddy? Thank you, never not killing yourself.

Man, I used to try to be that Micro Machines guy. That's what I wanted to be. It's fast talker. That's the only thing I ever wanted to be in life was that guy. I believe you. I wish 60 minutes would run a 30 second piece about made being in the fast talking contest

with these two other bozos. Were you in a fast talking contest? No, but that was what they, that's the piece they ran on him. Oh, really? And I watched and I was like, man, I wish that was me. Baseball, 10 out of watch athletes,

just go, that's good for them. That's good for them. Their lives are probably personal hells. I just wanna be that guy that talks really fast. Yeah, why not? That's it. I'm gonna get into that. Now that we're in quarantine,

I'm gonna start, that's gonna be my quarantine project. I'm sure there's many training videos on how to do that, how to get your diction, like things to say, like how to get your dick in. Yeah, now we're talking. Now we're talking. Now we're talking, by the way, Florida wide open. Mersh hit me up on the Twitter Graham and said, why, he said it's as if COVID never even existed.

Wide open clubs, bars, streets, people throwing up in each other's mouths. Incredible wide open. That's where I want to be wide The fuck open I'm merged here. I'm her she called in a couple times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think it's I don't know Do I put together a super show there? Do we do road rage? Unmasked bug chasers. Do we do one there? Bug chasers bug chasers everyone's? Bug chasers. Bug chasers, everyone's getting the woo, everybody was woof, blue fighting.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Road rage Tampa. Woof, blue, blue, blue. Oh, woof, blue. I'm insane, I'm chipping at my fucking bits. To get out there, I said to 80s girl, Merch says it's wide open, everything is good. Let's go right to fuck now.

And I said, you shut your mouth. Don't you fucking put pressure on me. What do you think? Wide open. Oh boy. Wide the fuck open. Maybe we do a funeral there on the bayou in Tampa. Ooh, Tampa's in the bayou.

We did a bonus episode. That's up at patreon.com. Yeah. So that's the Dixia. That was fun. More and more descent into madness with a... Just spray, I thought that was a good invention, maybe sleep on it, it's not such a good... Yeah, I had this fucking hair.

Banana docs. Oh, banana, oh god. His meltdown video is so funny. What would you do if you found out your girlfriend was... We're gonna just... We're gonna lose her shit's a shit entirely of a big I'll complete meltdown You got a fucking meltdown.

Yeah, I guess you would. They all fucking melt down and just end up on top of a building with some weapons and People are upset that Florida's open, man. Fuck you. Fuck you. You guys had months. Fuck you. Everybody's sweet and spine.

Florida's been down to zero deaths. Fuck off. Florida's been a Florida set records and shit. I think everybody who's gonna have COVID in Florida has probably already had COVID. Shut the fuck up. I got back to global warming. You fucks. I think they've got a lot of Florida's done as bad as they can.

It's not gonna matter at this point. Yeah, we're done. We're done. We're fucking done. It's over. Fuck you. I think that's, what happened here? Why do you have scratches on the side of your head?

I do, I? Yeah, on, yeah, your left side. Oh my God. I feel like I look horrible. You have like two fucking claw marks. Because people are sending me the stupid, that fat app that app that you make people fat in. I don't know that one.

Yeah, there's an app. It uses AI. I'm still mailing from the one where you makes people black. Yeah, that was, that one was good. Another one. Same app. Look here, this one, it made you old. Look at this.

This is you. This is you when you're 60 years old. Let me pull that up on the screen. Yeah, I'm the most interesting man in the world. Yeah, you look fantastic. I love it. I don't look good at all. They made you look old and good, and I just look fat as fuck. So I've been clawing at my face subconsciously like a cutter. Oh, dude, if a fucking you could tell me that I would, I guarantee you to look like that, I'd take it right now. That's what, that's, it's using computers to tell you what you're going to

look like. Yeah. Artificial intelligence. Even age your shirt. Look at how sloppy and saggy your shirt is. As long as I get the dildo. Oh, no, that's your regular shirt. It didn't age the dildo either.

This stupid app that I got to make everyone black, where's your old picture? I don't know. You don't get off this easily. I deleted it. Oh, really? If anybody has my old picture, please post it in there. Not. Don't make Lucy wild old. You motherfuckers. These fucking apps, man. These stupid old and fat apps, and then they just make you fatter and fatter and fatter until you look like you're going to explode. That's the joke. I'm going to have to adopt an accent if I look like that. Are you? Oh yeah.

So I got this app to make myself black. Yeah, it'll be the total antithesis of I'll be like, I'm from Barcelona. Just walk around like a doc as sexy older Sean. Yeah, just like, but I won't say anything until the right time. Oh, like right when you get a woman into bed. Right, and then say that and then just bring it on. Break her out.

I've got this fucking hair. It's driving me insane. I shaved my face because I felt so fat. Everyone made me feel so fat by fattening and refattening my face. Like a giant bloated dead pig. I look like John from the pizza johns, the guy that said the N word. Papa John. Papa, I look like Papa pizza john., the guy that said the n-word, Papa John, Papa, I look like Papa

pizza john. I'm so sweaty. They make a, they just make you fatter and fatter until you think that it's gonna look dumb because they've refatin' you again. But every fucking time it just makes you look fatter. Does anybody, does anybody have it in there? Me flow. That's where I look like fatter. I look fucking disgusting. That is, that is a disgusting person. Damn, do you look like a fucking cartel member? I look awful. Look at that. This is a computer telling me that. Look at that. It's like, Kiser so's a fucked-arty laying. Absolutely disgusting. Where's the old one? There's an old one or two, right? I don't want to look at this shit holy shit see that's this is how bad I look as any other ethnicity than white

Disgusting I'm supposed to be a white guy. Yeah, I look good as an old white guy. This is your payback I shave my face like well how much time do I have? I have even as ugly as my face is right now. I kill yourself now. Good God, I mean, really? And that's, if that's anywhere in the cards. Ooh, man, that's rough. I don't even know how you're doing the show today. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get so much Botox. Yeah, I'm gonna have a Vat of Botox.

There you go. Every day, I'm gonna have a coffee at Botox. Yeah, it's disgusting. It's disgusting. It's disgusting and here comes the kicker because of the stupid trial period of the app, once again, I fucking saw it coming for three days. I had to uninstall this app and stop it from butt fucking me for $20 for the privilege

of turning myself black or fat because it's in a case maybe because it's not automatically fucking wake up. Hey, don't you have to fucking you got to put like a card in or something? Don't you? Connects right to your Apple. Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple,

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fucking package it. Nobody's going to, nobody's going to, uh, to send it back. Yeah. They go, I, you know what? It didn't work. It was $29. Who the fuck cares? And they make a I can't do it. Nobody's going to send it back. They go, you know what, it didn't work. It was $29 who the fuck cares and they make a fucking mint just based on people's laziness. I got this goddamn hair on my lip that just keeps poking at the other one. Yeah, because I haven't shaved in so long.

I've had that. It's driving me insane. So I'm having to say, pee's differently to keep it out of my face. Who's what else makes me rage? Yeah. So I'm having to say P's differently to keep it out of my face. Here's what else makes me rage. Yeah. So I've got this emulator speaking of Nintendo. Yes, yes, speaking of the emulator.

Randy comes over, we get a little licked up and we start going, we start getting through the emulator trying to play the old stuff, the old stuff, right? Randy says, you know, you know a game, I fucking hated it as a kid and I said X-Men. The Genesis X-Men game and he said, yeah. That's the worst. Why did you know that about it?

Because it's the worst. Because everyone thought they were getting the side scrolling X-Men game, Sega Genesis. Sega Genesis. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. Everyone thought they were getting the side scrolling one

and then you opened it up at home and it was this bullshit jumping over platforms, falling into space, monkey shit game that was impossible, impossible. Never even got past the first level in that game. As a kid sitting there for hours, trying to play one goddamn level, guys dropping up, up, there it goes.

I got second only to the Ninja Turtles, the game. Too hard, if it's two- And then second away you've got know Super Mario 2, I think. Well, in terms of disappointments, X-Men, the game. No, Simpsons is number three. The Bob, the Simpsons game that everyone thought they were getting the other three games, everyone. Cause we're stupid.

And the parents weren't paying attention. Yeah. So what, you're saying Super Mario 2 is the worst of all time? I left that out of the list. Now, that's further down on the list now, because actually I actually had fun in that gym because it was easy.

So we load, I said, you know what, Randy, we're gonna do it. We're gonna beat that game tonight. Now that we're an adult men. Yeah, right. And we can take a run at this. This is gonna be like taking candy from little babies. Yeah, this is gonna be such a jo-

we're gonna feel so stupid for having been so bad at this game as children. Yeah. This is going to be such a jo- We're going to feel so stupid for having been so bad at this game as children. Yeah. And we're going to see levels that we paid for as kids and worked hard to play for and see. Yeah. We're going to see that all in their splendorous. Gene Gray's top, her outfit is going to fall off at the end of this game. They'll be in such awe of your prowess

on a game that you're finally gonna get your money's worth and then some outfit explode full nudity. Okay. Oh, it's gonna be great. So we loaded up. I shit you not. Randy doesn't even make it to the first boss because he sucks at video games, like I've said many times.

Does he even make it to Japan? See, I never believe that he was Japanese. Yeah, I, he doesn't even make it to the first boss. I get one swing as Wolverine instantly killed. Really? So what? We're just as bad as, just as bad as ever. We're just as bad.

And it's not like you, not even two level players anymore. Yeah. Can't even beat the first guy. Fuck nostalgia. And it's not like you. I'm Can't even beat the first guy. Fuck nostalgia. And it's not like you go on on easy mode from now on. And it's not like you haven't been playing video games. I mean, like you had my reflexes are like a fucking, yeah.

I'm in driving drunk. Yeah, I mean, such bullshit. All these years later, I'm still unworthy as a gamer. I'm still, I'm still not a two level gamer. Has anybody beaten that game? Nobody don't even, don't write in if you have beat it. It's impossible. Yeah.

Birds are, birds have decided that my car is a sex doll, I guess, or a toy of theirs. They are perched up every day. These birds are perched up attacking my car. The rear view mirror or something? Like they think it's a trick or they think it's a pedophile or something. They just will not leave it.

So it gets worse and worse every day. They're dive bombing my precious car. So what the rear view? They're hitting the window, trying to... The window and like the rubber, the seal around the window and like the rear view mirror They're just attacking you relentlessly and then purchasing up another scratchy shit the rear view mirror The sign here. Okay. Yeah, what if I'm packing it. Yeah, what the fuck?

What do you do about that? I don't know. I mean like it's there It's weird that certain birds just discovered it now. It is weird. What are they? What kind of birds are they? I don't know. Fucking just birds. Yeah, I don't know.

They're horrible. Let's see what else I got here. I got flavored creamers. Oh, man. You think that having a girlfriend or wife means that you get maybe a grace period on your coffee creamer, but it turns out that what it means is when you're out, you get to enjoy her hazelnut creamer, or almond oil creamer.

Almond oil creamer. Which is absolutely disgusting, which might as well be the same thing as dumping suntan lotion into your coffee in the morning. And waking up with the taste of, you know, that taste of chemical sleep that you get in your mouth when you wake up and your tongue is all numb. We've talked about this before, right?

When you have it, that could have very taste in your mouth. No, I don't get the metallic. It's like having that in your mouth. Described it like that. And then getting a big glass of coffee full of a worst tasting chemical in your mouth. You want to go back to sleep so you can get that chemical taste back in your mouth. You get a fucking coffee out of your mouth.

That's what it's like. That's what all of you virgins have to look forward to when you finally get yourself a girlfriend to live in, not a multiplication of resources. Just what you thought you had made worse. Oh, we think about that one. Well, so is there no regular, like half and half, or regular creamer in the house? No, just use water.

Just use water? These are apple juice, it would taste better. Did you happen to see RBG's funeral? No. You didn't see the gentleman who did three pushups? No. In remembrance of RBG's funeral? No. You didn't see the gentleman who did three pushups? No. In remembrance of RBG. Sean, you didn't see that beautiful display. No, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, have, what? This is real. This really happened in a real thing in the government

that takes itself seriously. A fucking guy walked up to a casket and did three push-ups in remembrance. No. Ah, ah, ah. Are you fucking, I'm out. You're out? You don't think that's kind of retarded?

There it is. There he is. There he is, that's her trainer, who broader in every day to get some pushups out of this cantankarous old bat. What are people like, does everybody, that's like a version of like a weird version of like a hot take or something. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's just somebody's got to say something or do something that is like different or just different.

Everybody just wants to fucking stand out. Everybody just wants to be special. Look, look at the, look at the song, there he comes. Here comes Charles Atlas here, I'm paying my respects quietly. Hi everybody, check this out. I'm just gonna do three push-ups,

while all the guard is standing there with their guns, looking at a box with a flag over it. There we go, I've respectfully done my push-ups, feeling a bit stupid now, as I walk away. Look at how I have my papers. Hey, I'm gonna do some push-ups in there. You think I should leave these papers behind? You know, you know, like, you know, have my papers. Hey, I'm gonna do some pushups in there. You think I should leave these papers behind? You know, like, you can hear it, like,

how loud the echoes of the shoes are on that hard floor. I mean, do you know how funny it would have been if he had just like farted on the third one? You would have heard that so fucking loud and there would have been no way to explain it away. It's like, yep, that was a fart. What is this? What is that? What is this?

RBG's funeral. I don't know. I'm gonna do it some push-ups. Yeah. Was there a point where you said, man, maybe I feel a little bit dumb doing this. Maybe I shouldn't do this, actually. That's the problem.

Nobody says that. Hey, bud, just wanna let you know what you're doing is. Pretty dumb. It's dumb. It's really dumb. Is this to like, so everybody knows that like you guys had like a like a trainer relationship of I guess so. And then they took my RBG, my God's brick of T-shirt off of the store.

They did? Yeah. That's hilarious. A guy at Teespring wrote me one of the guys. This is a little much. No, no, no. So they said it was at first. They said it was sold out. No, it's first. They said it was intellectual property. What? I don't know. So I said, what the fuck are you talking about? I promise you, I typed that in word. There's no intellectual property. And they said, actually, it's hate speech. And I said, okay. And a guy who works in the, like the inside, I'm gonna engineer there. Yeah.

Wrote me and said that he looked into it. Yeah. And said that the... They just don't want to fight. It had been marked hate speech three separate times internally. Oh. They got so, three employees got so pissed off that they went and marked it. Right. Right. You never seen that. Never quite seen that.

Oh, okay. Let me see what else I got here. Honestly, that's, that's hardly the worst thing I've seen on a t-shirt. Ruth Bada Gonsberg. Give me a fucking break. Like, it's, you're doing push-ups on a dead body. You think that's a lot more respectful than my, it's God's Berg joke, it's in poor taste.

It's the do push-ups on a corpse. Yeah, like, no, the shirt is in poor taste. It's not hate speech. Why don't you just dig a rass up, stick your arm up, or stick your arm up a rass ago? Don't, don't, don't, don't repeat me on a Supreme Court. Don't give fucking George any ideas.

He's gonna have versus Wayne, I love a bookings. He's gonna have a fucking RBG fucking puppet you know, on the next one and he's gonna have sex with banana docs or something. I hope he does. I really like his content. I hope he keeps doing it. I do too.

Instead of like getting a job, like you would do when you're 40s is a man. And moving to Utah. I have no keeps doing it. I do too. Instead of like getting a job, like you would do when you're 40s is a man, and moving to Utah. I have no future and entertainment. Going back to Utah, getting a job, and like maybe meeting a nice girl, and saying like, oh, you know, I used to have a little internet thing.

It's kind of cool, but some mistakes. Just kind of outgrew it. I outgrew it. I outgrew it. Sure. I learned a lot. Now I'm ready to, you know, be here. Yeah. Blah blah blah blah. But I'm ready to be here. Yeah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. But we know that's not gonna happen though. So, I guess we'll just have to enjoy. Here's the most important content. I support his content. I do too. It makes for great bonus segments. I wish I could pay him to give interviews once a month

and pretend to be an expert on something. That was another priceless, priceless piece of work. Okay, I've got some stuff on. Yeah, I've got some film maker. Here's what also makes me, I got some stuff on the Brianna Taylor thing. I don't know. I actually looked up real things. Yeah.

I remember I had some questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I brought in actual stats for you, Sean, and research. Okay. Actual research. Awesome. I spent, it's like a full length feature film that I spent putting this stuff together from.

I'm all ears. So it came from the entire note. So the entire reason that Taylor's upset, should be upsetting at all is because of the no knock warrant the cost it. Yeah, right? It doesn't, I don't care if any cops go to jail or don't go to jail because it doesn't fucking stop anything.

Like it's not them that did it. It's the system that did it. It's having a system that has no knock warrants. Yes. If you have a policy around your house of not putting caps on things or like putting full glass of pouring everything all the way to the top, you're going to have spills.

It doesn't matter if you yell at the person who spilled them, just stop. Yeah, that's not leaving the fucking caps That's just the end result of a policy of filling your yeah, your milk to the very top Yeah, you're almond oil to the very top and hang the cops don't care But it's not gonna help anything. Yeah, it's true. Here's where the no-knock warrants come from they were a construction of the Nixon Administration that sounds about right not, and not even the politician, not even anyone important created them.

A staffer, a 28 year old senate staffer who came up with the idea, who became a campaign aid, came up with the idea. To stop, to only stop drugs. It was only part of the war on drugs. So the only reason it exists is because a 28 year old said, hey, you know, it'd be awesome. If cops just busted into houses.

So do they not have to say, you know, police open up like two said, do they have to announce that? Yeah, but you're it's in the middle of the night. No, no, I know. I know that they don't have to give really any warning, right? I mean, there's no way relevant. There's no waiting for someone to get up, turn the light on and to the door.

I'm like, that's kind of how I think they are. I don't know if that's, you know, my friend got rated by the FBI, the guy lives on the street. Yeah. And he was saying that because he's been arrested by the FBI a couple of times. Yeah.

He said that he fucking doing it. Just a guy trying to make, you know, I know. I know. Like, I, and like you're thinking it's like, oh, he's some like sleazy whatever. He's like 80 fucking years old. Yeah.

He's really is not, I don't wanna say he's not a bad guy. He's not a bad guy. No, I'm not saying he's not doing, I don't know if you should be doing, but, no, he's probably, yeah, for exactly. He's trying to see what he can get away with, I'm sure, but like, I have had, like, I've spent hours with the guy, like, have great conversations. I feel like if you're getting people to invest for millions of dollars, then whatever

you tell them is on them, you know, like they're, they're, they're not obviously trying to, they're trying to, they're trying to get more than they understand. I don't know. I tell people to buy Bitcoin or Chainlink and then they get pissed that it drops by some around. It's like, you don't know anything about it in the first place. Why are you mad? You didn't do, you don't want to do any work.

You just want a bunch of free money. He said that, I don't know what he's gotten in trouble for, but I don't know either. I'm going to say I don't know either. I know what he, he's got trouble in the past. You got to trouble in the past. You don't know anything, right? No. No. He's, he did, he did a. I know what he, he's not in the past. He's not in jail or anything, right? No. No.

He did, he did a stint and what he calls the diesel treatment where before, before the internet, they would send you from federal penitentiary to federal penitentiary on a diesel train to keep you from your lawyer. Cause you could, Oh yeah.

Yeah, so you couldn't plan your defense so they would ship you around from place to place, constantly to fuck with your ability to communicate. By the way, this is the kind of, this is the organization that is in charge of us, right? This was what they really do. Yeah, that's a, right, you have the right to an attorney, you have the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, we have a ship you have. Well, but we found a lune- We found a lube hole. I mean, you're, you're, you're guys gonna have to catch a flight. Exactly. So, he said that because he's so familiar with the FBI, he went down to the office and said, Hey, I know you guys are thinking about bringing me in. Yeah. Just let me know.

I'll come in. Yeah. I'm, it makes this easy. Yeah. Just let me know when I'll come in because last time you guys did this you fucked at my house Yeah, like you we don't need this. We don't need it. You fucked at my house You terrified my wife right cuz you guys are assholes just help just page me and I'll come in Send a guy. It's send a guy out call me and I'll come out and come in yeah, and they're like well

We'll see what we can do. We don't know yeah five a.m and come in. Yeah. And they're like, well, we'll see what we can do. We don't know. We're stuck. Yeah. Five a.m. Bam! In comes the FBI. Same shit that happened to him last time. Right? Throwing all of his shit all over. So he says to me, there was a 500 raids or something like that that the FBI did. How many of those did you think they did exactly like mine? And I said, no, you know, a couple and he goes, 500 of them. Yeah. Every single one. And it's exactly like this. Every single fucking one. They do in the exact same way. Let me read you. So that holds true. We're talking

F.B. on the right now. Now we're talking cops. But also, yeah, police departments, sheriff's department, that kind of stuff. It's one of the big, the guy says he regretted it. The A who came up with it. So he's just one of the biggest mistakes in his political career. Like the woman who started mad. Oh, does she? Well, she left. Remember, I mean, she left it. She didn't want because it became a temporary. It became a alcohol should be a legal thing. And she was like, no, I just don't want people to be too drunk and drive like. She drunk. Yeah. Well, I mean, she didn't want to take away alcohol. She just wanted people drunk driving. That was the only thing. Yeah, you can have a little

bit anyway, not to derail. But yeah see I brought in some actual stats for it to So they ended the federally they ended up repealing it. Well, look at how fast that you know escalates a situation obviously Because correct me if I'm wrong But what I know was that they were looking for somebody else, right? Yeah, her like an old boyfriend or acquaintance who was using that as a As address so people think that they they just busted in the wrong house. They didn't bust in the wrong house, right? I mean, they busted in a house. They were there address.

He was using for whatever, right? So, and then the guy, her boyfriend woke up as you would, was paying, took a shot, right? And then, and then they fucking fucking empty their guns into the building. So that is what happened, right? Okay. Let me see if I can read the, they ended up repealing the federal no knock rate law a few years later and then it came back in the 80s and it was still it was still for drugs. It has always been about drugs the entire time. You remember when we were talking about it? I know I like if it's like, well, what kind of, what kind of, what kind of a suspect are we talking about? On average, eight to 10 cases per year, where a completely innocent person is killed, the guy says,

and another 20 or 30, where someone may have had drugs in the house is killed. Yeah. So we've got, we've got 30 to 40 executions by the police, right? You know how many executions there are in the US? Like actual death penalty executions? Oh, like 20. Oh, is there, I was surprised there's actually that many. I guess what they're, yeah, 20. Yeah. So we've got, yeah. Just with no nox. We have double the amount of executions by the state as going through that whole rigmarole years and appeals and bullshit, just a judge going, oh, I heard you're saying that's where he lives? And he's got one of the cases I found was $50 a month that the guy had, but because there

was kids there, he's like, yeah, no, no, no, no, you got to get in there and get, no, no, no, we got to get those kids away from that math head. Go ahead. here you go. Execution, sign. It's insane. Yeah, I mean, all cops falsifying documents, wrong address, just completely fabricated statements to get these, no.

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, we know that people don't wanna get in trouble. And if you have like a, like a close fraternity like that with the unions involved too, it's like, I mean, they're gonna, they're gonna protect their own. I'm sure this, you know, cops lying under oath has happened all the time. But, you know, backing each other's statements up, because like you know, I mean, you kind of you fuck up, like pretty soon after, like, oh Jesus Christ. Okay, well, he took us, yeah.

I don't understand it at all. I don't understand the people who think that there's any validity to it. Just know that you're backing something, a 28 year old kid came up with, cause he just support to get weed off the streets or hair or everybody just bit on it. Like, that's a great idea.

No, not warrants. Oh, yeah. So you're saying cops can just barrel into your house and arrest you, right? Yeah. Well, that while I'm calling it no knock, no knock warrants. I got shit. It's warranted. Okay.

Well, I mean, sure. Well, it's been, why not? They have a warrant, right? That's what the piece of paper is, what gives you the right to barrel into somebody's house. Literally, yes. It's just a piece of paper that they said, you know what, we're gonna start having a piece of paper

that says you can do something that would be, you know, reprehensible in any other. Yes, this is against. And any other circumstance, and at every point before today, this now is, this evil is totally legal. There you go. Go kill a bunch.

Go kill twice as many people as the state does through due process every year. Have fun. Here's another one. Here's another one for you. Shiny boy. I actually did research this time. I'm impressed.

Thanks. This is hunger in America, especially for children. Yeah. I know how much everyone is worried about children and their safety. Yeah. But somehow I didn't see a lot of outrage about this one. Hunger in America because a lot of kids get their meals

from school, right? It's part of it. Yeah. Hunger America, especially for children, is skyrocketed during COVID-19 data shows. The number of children who do not have enough to eat is soared in the pandemic, according to the Census Bureau

and the Agriculture Department. Triple, the level of hunger in the US households is almost tripled between 2019 and August of this year. 3.7% of households report they sometimes are often did not have enough to eat. Fuck! Enough to eat is a relative term too in America, because I mean, is it?

I'm just making a fucking fat ass joke, you know? Yeah, right? You know, you never have to eat. Yeah. Meanwhile, let's see, August showed the 10% of households that they sometimes or did not have enough to eat within the past seven days.

Yeah. Levels of food insecurity in black and Latino households, Latino are significantly higher at 19 and 17%. Yeah. Compared to seven and 20% of black and Latino households don't have enough food. Five million, five million school-aged kids. There you go. I only, I only mentioned it because you got, I mean, I don't have enough food. Five million, five million school-aged kids. There you go.

I only mention it because you got, I mean, I don't know. I guess the good news is these kids are too hungry to be dancing around, right? These kids, no. You don't want kids dancing around? No, no, no, we don't want any kids as long as the kids are dancing around. I was a little slow on that one.

Is there just starving to death? That's fine. That's fine. Hard to be sexy when you're starving to death. Hard to be sexy when you're starving. Hard to be sexy when you're stomachs growling. Right? The fucking priorities.

The fucking priorities in the virtue signaling on the right are so fucked up. I know, we tell, yeah, yeah. I'm hungry. Well, why don't you put a, why don't you put a longer shirt on? Why don't you put some pants on? And then we'll see what we can do about getting new sandwitch. Throw you a bread roll.

Throw you a bread roll, you stupid, growth in three some years, 31% of US food supply at the retail and consumer level. Oh yeah, here's the funny part. In recent years, 31% of the food supply at the retail and consumer level has been thrown away. And one way or another, that translates to 133 billion pounds of food. It's it, it's incredible. You know, again, third, I quote, Carl, I quote, Carl and all the time, because this is almost twice as much as what the government spends on all

of its food programs combined. Twice. Twice as much food right in the trash. Well, that's, you know, he said, this has got to be the only country where some people are digging in the dumpster for a peach pit and other people eat a nice meal and puke it up intentionally. Oh, God. It drives me insane.

Here's, here's something I actually want to cancel Netflix for. Oh. Netflix has decided to promote, I don't know, women. Or just, we have a female Sherlock. There's a female everything. Yeah, I know. You know, that's what, no matter how good you do as a guy, no matter what you do as a man, there was a woman around you somewhere that they can make a angry looking statue of.

Behind every great man. There's a woman he's trying to run away from. That's why he was so driven. Yeah. Motivated. Motivated. Highly motivated. Why'd you cure cancer? I just had to get out of so driven. Yeah. Motivated. Motivated. Highly motivated. Why'd you care cancer?

I just had to get out of the house. I could just fucking know what else to do. Family anymore. Inspired by Sherlock Holmes' sister, Anola Holmes, we installed statues and cities around the UK celebrating the real-life sisters of famous figures whose prestigious achievements have been overshadowed in the history books by their more widely known brothers.

Here's the, look at this. I don't know why this is so annoying. I mean, I realize I'm just doing their marketing campaign. But what? What? Fucking annoying. Just the look at her. Look at this, look at how annoying the statue is.

That fucking scowling hands on the hips look. It's just like the statue they put next to the bull on Wall Street. But wait, so this is fiction. Yeah. Is that, that shouldn't be lost on anybody. Now, so they're fiction. Honoring a fictional woman, detective with a fictional sister.

Yeah, I guess. Because he was such a great historical figure. Sherlock Holmes, who's not real. Right. He's not a real person. That's stunning to me. They did it again. Why don't you do it with real people?

Look, they did it all over. So they took all these statues of famous men. Francis Dickens was a talented pianist. And then they put the same angry, frumpy-looking chick, it's like just mad dogging him. These guys can't even get rest when they're dead. Or they don't exist. Again, same thing.

Poet Tom is Hardy's sister. Oh, you fucking annoying chicks. Here's another one. Weird. This is just weird. No, no. Priorities to me. Priorities. Oh, here's one about racism. Oh, good. Racism has cost 16 trillion dollars. Yeah. hold that up. America could have been $16 trillion richer if not for inequities and education, housing, wages, and business investment

between black and white Americans over the past 20 years. Wow, that's a lot. Racism has cost us a lot of money. Can you believe that? The study released this week by City Group is the latest body of research that attempts to quantify the economic impact of systemic racism. City Group derived that it's figure by estimating that black workers have lost 100 billion

in potential wages over the past two decades because they couldn't get a college degree. Oh, I see. Couldn't get a degree. The housing market lost 200 billion in sales because black applicants couldn't get a college degree. Oh, I see. Couldn't get a degree. The housing market lost 200 billion in sales because black applicants couldn't get, oh, I couldn't get home loans. Couldn't get them. That's been the problem the last 20 years

is not enough home loans, right? That's been the problem according to the bank. Yeah, yeah. According to the bank, which by the way, got busted for a billion dollars and money laundering last week. Oh, no. JP Morgan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The guys that canceled, the guys that canceled three of my accounts for money laundering. For a billion dollars. Over $300 transactions, like brand new account that I started. Just me. Right. $300 transaction. Money, we think you're gambling or money laundering or your accounts closed. They've been letting one of the biggest crime syndicates in Russia transfer money to the

some money, laundry their money to the tune of $1 billion over the last two years. Guess you missed that one, guys. Yeah. Good job. Way to go. You took care of me, though. Right. Good stuff.

Yeah. What's more, good stuff. Yeah. What's more, the US could have five trillion in GD in gross domestic product over the next five years if those gaps and others were closed today. Mm-hmm. Oh, well, we got to hook black people up to the mortgage machine, I guess. The lawn machine just closed the gaps.

Yeah, as long as, as long as, as long as black people have as much debt for stupid shit that they don't need, like college degrees that are totally worthless and insanely overpriced homes that they take out, that they'll take out the most affordable 45 year mortgage on that you can, that you can see. Right. That's what we need to fix. Wealth inequality in America is to increase the amount of debt

that black people have. Yeah, settle them with, right? You don't have enough problems. Yeah. They need, they need college loans and home loans. Yeah. Fantastic. Okay.

Good shit. I've got, let me see if I've got anything else here. I'll read some comments. Okay. Good shit. I've got. Let me see if I've got anything else here. I'll read some comments. Cool. The okay Boomer girl. Oh. Do you know her? No, after I know her.

I laughed at her. I mean, I just like you knew who she was. Well, no, because I just, okay. Okay, Boomer, like I know what that is. You know what I mean? She's like a hot chick that did this dumb dance for Bernie. Yeah. You, because I just, okay. Okay, boomer. Like I know what that is. You know what I mean? She's like a hot chick that did this dumb dance for Bernie. You know, hot chicks for Bernie. Yeah.

There was two of them or three of them or something. Right. Do that a hashtag. Yeah. A bunch of pigs came out. The okay, Nico girl is now sponsored by, I don't know if you can see this from over there. Rocket, is that rocket lending?

Sponsored by rocket lending. Rocket lending. Chipotle. Rocket mortgage. Yeah, so this is, I hear them. For resisting capitalism, the Bernie, the Bernie people,

the Bernie bitches are resisting capitalism by teaming up with rocket mortgage, cash app and Chipotle to bring you politically woke ass entities. That's what you're getting. Nothing of substance, just ass entities, because you got no way, you got no way to meet an actual girl and have anything resembling a human relationship. But we've tarted up this thought and plastered her with ads and sponsorships so that you can at least displace, you can at least live this idea that you're missing something through the consumption of her vapid content.

They're you can graduate the brand. Brought to you by Chipotle. Brought to you by fucking Carl's Jr. And in case you forget to eat, then you've got, you've got oh Chipotle I think I'll go to Chipotle Yeah, yeah in case you forget to pay your mortgage your 45-year mortgage. We'll deduct it out of your food salad Get a burrito fucking so armed to death Yeah, this fucking it's corporate sponsorships. It's things have just gotten so goddamn dumb Here is just so Just so dumb.

Everything is dumb. Here's the Portland police. It's great for my invention. Gispray, buckets of rocks and condoms. Portland police officers recovered these buckets of rocks and condoms full of unknown liquid. Okay. These are the mostly peaceful protests. I don't know about you,

but if I see, um, want some kind of blood substance in the fuck is in that, I don't even want to know. Would you want to go to this? No, it's seem peaceful to you. Does this look like the makings of a peaceful protest to you? Well, I mean, condoms full of what looks like it. Well, the hood like substance. Whoever is around those, I would say does not have peaceful intentions. I don't think so. No, that's, I don't wanna be near that.

I don't wanna be anywhere near this. I think maybe if you are peaceful, maybe just stay home. If you've got blood-filled condoms floating around. Blood and like, what the fuck is that? Maybe it's just like, oh, it's just a vinaigrette salad dressing. You just got to shake it up. Because it looks like oil and fucking baby wine vinegar.

Yeah, you poke a hole in it and then they give you communist salads. Yeah, you just got to shake it up. No, then it looks like salad dressing. Pretty nasty, man. Yeah, no, thanks. Let me see. I think that's something on the pill. Mm-hmm.

Racism over missed orders. Oh, God. Missed orders? You mean like, oh, it's just anything now. Well, everything's racism. People miss your order at like jack in the box. I know. Fucking racism. Here's some martial law. I know how much we love that. Oh yeah. Oh, Ohio football mom tased and arrested for not wearing a mask at the game.

Alicia Kitt's drove an hour and a half from something to something to watch her son's football game. There's her getting tased, I guess. For not wearing a mask. There's no reason to tase someone and arrest them for not wearing a mask. Yeah, there she goes. Don't tase me, bro! Is that the taser?

I hear it, yeah. Look at this, that she's sitting in the stands, watching her son's game, the cops are there in a mask, poing at her, like they're fighting over a cheap TV on physical Friday, dragging her out of the pictures. It's that's Christ. What the fuck is wrong with you indeed? This is over a mess.

Kids crying. It's not. Where's the taser coming? Oh my God. Oh my God. He's a guy there. Can you fucking believe this man? You just look at this guy just sitting there watching.

Just fucking sitting there watching Where's Kyle written house now he should be coming in guns blazing blah blah blah blah blah blah blah See in jail. I mean you would watch that happen right you I would probably just watch it happen Yeah, what are you gonna do? Kill a cop? No Unbelievable Is that security That's what they're saying now this as the officer. Well, is this security officer? I mean, I don't know I don't know Running toward the Logan officer. They're not even sure

I don't know I don't know running toward the Logan opposite they're not even sure they're not even they're talking about that right now to the process the Logan police department there's the taser I can't believe it cheers going on in the background. Nobody else is going up. You mean the softball cheers? Like the sports cheers? Yeah. Two, four, six, eight.

Who do we appreciate? Now this says it was a cop. Yeah, because I said Logan Police Department, right? Yeah. Logan, Logan, is that Utah? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Logan police department to climb to comments sent an inquiry now she's

dragging her off. Is that a guy? I was who Matt. Is that a black guy? Yeah yeah yeah. Right guys. We're up here. We've done just how many times together. You can't negotiate your way to that sweetie. Oh's bullshit. Oh, here comes another.

I'm a bad rannock-off right there. That's a rannock-off. I can't believe that. It's just wild to see the other people sitting there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doing nothing. Yeah, I don't fucking know. I mean, the whole thing is fucking hilarious to me.

I would probably throw a drink at him. I just, I think I could get away with that. I'm just way past the point of giving a fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You didn't do anything if you saw that? No. No. That not even say like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chill out.

Hey, what's going on over there? So fucking chill that fucking bitch out. So she doesn't get tased. You know what's coming? You know what's coming? The tays. You know what's coming? It's always the tays that's coming. They're not gonna act like they're not gonna act rationally.

So just give me a reason. You know what I would say? What's up? Hey, there's a rape going on over there. Yeah. Are they wearing masks? there's a rape going on over there. Yeah. Are they wearing masks? There's a rape off. Two guys, there's two guys, there's a guy raping a horse in the back, neither of them

are wearing masks. Come on, come on man. Come on. The horse goes, this is a guy raping a horse back there. Let's go. So you got to, I could think my way out of it. Right. And you get over there and off.

I fucking swear that guy was raping a horse right there. And the horse, the horse is 12 years old. Yeah. Which is a grown up horse. Yeah. I don't know if you knew that. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's well into middle age.

And you say, well, how do you know it was, and I say, well, I mean, I did tell him, well, fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Oh, right. To the guy. So one could think, God, there's got to be a way to trick cops out of like, if you say there's a rape going on over there, they have to stop arresting the not mask person, right? They have to at least think that they should give a glance to, yeah. Yeah. If you came up and you were like, what if I attempted to rape my girlfriend right there, right in front of them? Well, I mean, I would think they would have to stop and then they would have to stop, right? Focus on you. Let's ask odd guy. Hey, odd guy, are you there?

stop right focus on you let's let me let's ask let's ask odd guy hey odd guy are you there hey what's up hey what's going on man hey what what would you do if you saw a cop teasing a woman at a at a sporting event how would you try to subdue that situation I would put my firm on her and see if it charges thanks for calling in. Thank you for that. What do you think you'll do? Well, I came on to show to talk about how Encyclopedia Jamaica is being sued yet again. Oh, no. You're, uh, your audio is clicking a little bit.

I'm clicking. Am I too loud? Yeah, if you turn, uh, weird. Yeah, turn down the gain on your side. Turn down. It's clipping. Yeah. Okay.

We can do a lot of booster much. Yeah, that's good. And I'll boost it here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had it up all too high. It's still popping a little bit.

What the fuck? That could be a digital thing, but I think. Okay, fuck it. Let's just go tell me about the lawsuit. I got fucking isotope shit. I'll put it in one of my right. Sean can fix it now. Okay. Make it better of them. All right, Sean can fix it now. Okay.

Make it better. Okay. All right. So we're being sued yet again by a fine gentleman named Kevin Mann. He had sent us a legal document informing us that we are being sued because we called him bald and a manlit and told him and said about him that he is envious of black people for having superior genetics. All of which he did, first of all, he is bald. He is very obsessed with being bald. We are not lying about that. He will admit himself that he

is bald. He has admitted that he is envious of black people. He has admitted to jerking off with his sisters underwear. All of these things are things that he has sold online. Oh no, no, no, wait a minute. All right, what's, I don't know if I want the bald explanation of the sisters underway explanation. John, which one do you want to hear about? Am I going to get canceled if I say pick the wrong one? I got sisters underwear then. way explanation, John, which one do you want to hear about? Am I going to get canceled if I say pick the wrong one? Sisters underwear that.

Why did he say that? There was a post we found on the internet, where he goes into detail about how as a teenager, he got caught by his parents, jerking off, completely naked in the living room using his sisters underwear. Why do you get completely naked? What? Why do you get completely naked? Like he clearly thought they'd be gone, you know, for longer or something.

He completely thought they'd be gone. So he went into the living room, took his clothes completely off, his coat store in different parts of the house, and then his mom walks in. And there's like, there's like an entire post going over this story. You know what? I can even read it to you real quick if I can find it. I need that. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I forgot the the side is down right now. We're having a technical difficulty. Well, if someone wants to, I was on Nick's show a few days ago, they can go check it out.

He read it out to everyone. It was pretty entertaining. So this person is very mad at us. He threatens to sue us on irregular basis, but this time he up and done it. He has sent us the warning, the notice that he is, he is suing us definitely this time. There's some choice quotes of the lawsuit in the lawsuit. How much is he suing you for him? He is suing us for $15,000. Nick speculates that is because he didn't want it to go to small claims court. So that is the limit to go to a, I don't remember what is the court that's hired in small claims court. Yeah. Yeah. So that is why he is, by the way, a few months ago he threatened to sue me also and I told

him that Nick is my lawyer. Of course, it's not true. And he went and started harassing and threatening him in DMs. So he is clearly a, so I should expect, yeah, I should expect to be said then great. Okay, I'm sure Nick appreciates that Wonderful. I was one thing I know about lawyers. They love being told that they're representing people who get into trouble all the time Whether or not, right? Oh, yes, he informed Nick that Nick is also also going to jail because he'll read the exact quote I have it here. Okay. There's a DM. He explains to him that, there we go. Here we are. There's a string of things.

Okay. So Nick explains to him that he has to serve him if he wants to to sue Nick or whatever he wants. And then that was the exact quote. We're showing a picture of fat Sean right now. They ran Sean through the fat filter about six to see. That's the morbidly obese filter. That's you.

That's going to be a obese filter. That's the, I think they must have run it through three times. Okay, fuck you guys. What a guy, what do you say? So I found the exact wording he informs Nick. You have ties to anonymous hacking is terrorism. And then he blocked Nick. Why did he tell the story about his sister's underpants? There was a thread on the internet where people were explaining about awkward situations when they have been caught jerking off and he felt it necessary to tell the entire story

of how he used to jerk off with his sister's panties in the living room, completely naked and his pants were in another room. You don't have to be completely accurate when you put your pants in another row. I don't know. You put your pants on one leg. Like always, I don't even take my pants all the way off for sex. I keep them looped around one ankle so that when it's done, I could find them easily not hunt around in the dark like an animal. That's a rookie move. The story is living wars by the way. After his mom caught him jerking off, she called him over and took him to the laundry room and asked him to please not jerk off the sister's underpants.

She gave him a bottle of lube. Ah! She gave him a bottle of lube and then she showed him a collection of constrained clothing that she had found in the laundry. Yeah, the show The Constain looked like Texas. There's got to be like go ahead And I'm gonna hold on. I have a link to the actual document. He sent us and I'm going to

Read to you some of the quotes he felt necessary To put in the actual lawsuit. Okay. Here we go. Where is it, where did I put it? They gotta have like a Amazon should just send all 12 year old boys, like here's some loob and like some panties don't go stealing panties.

Government issued, government Amazon issued, lotion panties, flashlight. You'll think me later package. But you know what, if Amazon issued lotion, panties, flashlight. You'll think me later package, but you know what? If they did that, everyone would call Jeff Bezos a pedophile. Well, of course. So, sorry, kids. So, sorry, kids. The via drone.

Yeah. I like the loop drone. I like the drone to shoot a loop at my penis. That would be even better. Direct delivery. Like a, that's a guy would do it. Mechanical. Here's a great, that he, so I said, here's some quotes from the article on his

psychedipedial drug, that he put in this fucking lawsuit that he sent to a judge. This is a fucking legal document. Here's it. I'm going to read this. I'm going to embarrass themselves on the greatest stage possible by putting everything in it. Yeah. You don't need a psychedipedial drug. I'm going to host it now because the federal government has it. You don't need encyclopedia dramatic or to host it now, because the federal government has said. Right. Yeah.

Okay, so I'm reading it. Kevin Mannell, so known by the user name Kevin Buzamjak and Buzamjak, can be best described as an alpha manlet and king of the rape face trademark. Proudling his way through various hair loss forums, Kevin quickly established himself as a mighty F word.

I'm not sure if you're okay with me saying that on your show. No, absolutely. No, absolutely. Okay, Brian Nishink, his quote unquote wisdom about various anti-bonding drugs, ask him about the conspiracy against finaster side, women and their secret rape hunger, how teenagers make the best lay and most importantly, fitness advice.

Perhaps most hilarious thing we here at ED managed to figure out was that despite his fitness regiment bulking him to strength plus 18, he enries the physique of black Mahogany sun gods. So much so. That's how we call black people black Mahogany sun gods so much so that's how we call black people black Mahogany sun gods Good don't much so that it wasn't hard to figure out that he gets off on the cook However, none of that is compared to the insetuous Lawy loving confessions that Kevin hilariously left sprinkle about the internet Brinkles that we're here at ED

left, sprinkled about the internet, brinkles that we are here at ED, right when I'm asleep, consumed. That is an actual thing he put in the illegal document. That's great. That's very well written. I mean, that's what ED is not a noun for, you know. We are very well written. Master scribes.

Yeah. People, several of these, and the worst part of it, all of these are meant to prove something that is in the lawsuit, but each quote does not correspond with what he is trying to prove. It's just, it seems like he just grabbed random things from the article and just threw them into the into the lawsuit. Now, not really proving anything, just, hey, hey, John, look, they called me a cuck.

So familiar? Yeah. Sounds familiar. Yeah, it does. Who's his lawyer? I'm lawyer? Probably got a good deal. Who's his lawyer? Do you know? That's the amazing part. As bad as this fucking thing is, me and Nick looked it up and his lawyer is the head of the state bar of Nevada. Never, never, never. So bad. Really? Is he lying? No way.

It's one of the, the head of the bars intern, I guess, actually wrote this thing. Wow. Her name is on the actual document, but he hired a really expensive lawyer and he got this garbage back. Oh my God. Is there no penalty for that? Like lawyers can just do with shitty jobs they want. I guess, yeah, I can do whatever they want. We are currently discussing what to do about this.

We are judging our options. One option, and you know what, I'm not going to discuss our legal strategy, but one option, we are discussing, we are debating what to do, depending on what would be funny. As our current, our current options are contempt of court. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. And suing it and suing him back for $10,000.

That's funny. So that we were deciding which one to go with. Why is it suing him back for $10,000? Why is the $10,000 funny? The number isn't funny to me is it suing him back for $10,000? Why is the $10,000 funny? What's funny about that? The number isn't funny to me, but suing him back is funny. Just suing him back for, yeah.

Yeah. There's a specific thing we could sue him back for $10,000. It's a possibility. What could you sue for for $10,000? I don't want to discuss our legal strategy. But can you use open, I don't want to discuss our common strategy. But I don't want to discuss our comedy strategy. But that would be in a different court, wouldn't it?

Yeah, what it? And it's, I, I don't get into it. You want to get into it, okay? I like that. We have been advised by our lawyer and that to, we have, we actually haven't been advised, but I think it's better if I don't bring it up any more than I already have.

Okay, well, email this show. Suim back, yes. Suim back. see for the show. So I'm back. Yes. So yeah, we're going to send back. Okay. So that's we're going to zoom right back. But our original, our original strategy was to have a communally edited document that our admin intended to

give to the court if we pay him enough money. And when we were writing it very quickly, the document ended up containing a picture of Ralph's gun. Oh, no. No. Yeah, we felt like the judge might want to see that. I don't know why someone just added it.

Nobody wants to see that. No. Oh, no, no. We color corrected it to make him purple. So it's a lot more, a lot prettier. Oh, no, no, no, we color corrected it to make him purple. So it's a lot more a lot prettier. Oh, no. A guy, what can we do to bring everyone back together? What can we do to end this fussing in a few?

That's my goal for 2021. I got me this morning. I didn't do anything. I just, I didn't even, he called me a life-ruination troll. I am very nice. I have never life-ruination troll. I am very nice. I have never life-ruinated anyone. What did I do? You know, all we can do on the subject.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, Nick, you'd be interesting in knowing this a few days ago, I have received an important email, an urgent email regarding you. Oh, no. Someone felt the need to fucking send me on me read this thing out. No, I don't want you to read it out. I don't even have anything regarding me. I do.

No, it's very fun. Listen, it's not funny because you're you're going to find this entertaining. This guy can send me these verbose emails that I did not solicit. There's a Christopher Kiway. Yeah. This guy keeps sending me these fucking emails and I've told him in the past that shut the fuck up. I don't care about this, but he thinks I'm being friendly, so he keeps sending them

to me. So here's the last one I've got. Okay. All right. First, it says urgent in all caps with arrows pointing it to it and seven exclamation marks on either side. Sounds like a Trump campaign finance email. Yeah, there is something that must, oh no, no, there is something

that must talk about. So there's a title in the title. Dear odd guy, this is how he starts with his email to be. Dear odd guy, in this letter, I'm not going to be all ask, he already is. I need to address something serious. A certain individual has just recently lost a lot of respect because of recent events that have played out during the course of the coronavirus mid-March to now. The man I am talking about is Dick Masterson.

Since the lockdown, he has shown himself to be a massive law count. I believe that it is something that needs to be addressed by the bureaucrats. And it's like a piece of matter. Is that is he going through the proper channels? Is that the? Did you send him the forms that he needs to fill out? I'm like, he's nominating you for Free, a guy for your consideration.

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The letter continues. I'm sorry if it's short or unspecified. It is 12 30 AM or 24m. or 24.30. 0.30. I don't need this. Military time. Military time.

And his mind is writing an email to you and explaining that it's midnight in both regular time and military time. So you understand, just so in case you use either system you need to understand that it's midnight for me and I'm tired because it's if I mean I'm sitting here riding the female and it's midnight but I don't know if he's on 25 hour time or 12 hour time so I'm just gonna explain my I'm playing it's safe and give him both this is the mind let's say he explains why he did this I don't know what time it is in New Jersey or Israel or whatever the fuck you live.

I spent the last few years randomly convincing people that I live in New Jersey. Yeah, smart, funny. I don't know why I do that. I just randomly do that. As soon as you get done reading this email, he is giving me a fucking time frame here. As soon as you get done reading this email, please contact me back. So this is my ocean.

Ah. Ah. Whether you have more questions or just want me to elaborate, I do not. Dick Master some betrayed the laws. Oh, no. And now, yeah. And now you and your ED bureaucrat friends as guardians of the laws must decide

his fate. Again, contact me back as soon as you can. From I'm not going to read his user name, but he ends the email insisting I contact him back urgently. You know what? I got an email, I got a DM of someone that sounds exactly like what you're saying threatening me with exactly what they did. It was just exactly what you're describing. I was just going to say that too. Better dick.

No, the 2430. That's 2430. Oh, yeah, it's it's OO30, right? Yeah. Well, I got, you know, I throw myself on the mercy of the court. That's I did those things. I said those things. What can I say? I'm not sure what he expects me to do. Like there's a guy on the forum that a few days ago went on a five day meth bench and refused to go to sleep and eventually ended up in the hospital because he believed

his neighbor was spying on him and trying to report him to the police were having child porn on his computer. That's what happened when you were on benders like that. He either has it or he imagines that in his meth binge that the neighbor intends to report him for it Huh, and he and he ended up in the hospital and we didn't try to help him or anything We encouraged him to sure fucking kill himself and we were just happy that he took a five-day break from his Several-year-long campaign of spamming our forum with gay porn Yeah, what he what does he expect me to do about

you? I don't give a shit about anything. I don't know. There's a lot of giving a shit going around. And I have not been sucked into its momentum, but I think a lot of people have. What can we do? I want to bring everyone back together again. You know that about me. It's kidnapping. Kidnappings. Okay. If Trump can get peace in the Middle East, then for God's sake, we can get a couple shit lords back together again. How does kidnap? How does that? How's that going to get people back together? I mean, like, you know, they'll be physically together again. It's it's a start to kidnap the two people and then let the things all that won't the high stress of the situation

will make a bond happen. Two-layered bond episode and just locked them together in the, in the youth center. All right. Yeah. Well, that, that, the gang, youth center, the crypts and the bloods. That tracks. Yeah. We can do that.

We can do that. We can do that. We can do that. Logic, logic tracks. You get your most, is Mossad? Is that the CIA for Israel? I actually don't know what it is. Yeah. The Mossad is like the, yeah. Okay, you get your most odd guys,

and I'll get my Latin Kings guys, and we'll see what we can do. I don't know if those are equivalents, but who are you closest to? You get them. Geez, who's a Jew? Are there any, I'll kidnap. I mean, yeah.

Yeah, okay, kidnap me. I mean, he's a lawyer close enough. You could lure him in if you're Jewish tricks honorary. Yeah. He's a lawyer close enough. I can't wait to hear about how this lawsuit goes. Yeah, I'm pumping another one of our admins goes to jail. That would be the fourth one.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, we get to do a lot. Usually our solution is just to ignore it and do nothing. This guy, let's say I think, yeah, the last time I remember someone suing us was a couple of years ago, when both one of our admins and one of Kiwi Farms admins were sued together by the same guy, and they both just didn't show up in court.

He won, but today's stay, they've never paid him. They earned $10,000 and they're not going to pay. He doesn't know who they are or where they live. But they don't mind. Same admin. Let me tell you another funny story. That same admin, there was once a lawyer trying to sue us because she believed that she had been told by God to do it and that we were sent by the devil.

And that same admin spents, Edmunds, spent several years pretending to be her friend and occasionally flirting with her. And in the end, she wrote a book where she accused him of giving her post-traumatic stress disorder. Who always, she wrote a book about it? Like a real belay. She wrote a book. Stupid ebook. I think it's maybe an ebook. I'm not sure where to get it, but yeah, apparently he shows us a paragraph from the book where she accuses him of giving her PTSD. Oh God. That's so funny to think of that all the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatic are real

people and that they do and that they live up to everything that I want them to be. Yeah. You know, I love these stories. I'm mentally retarded. I am sick of them. They keep calling me a hike. I said I want you to help me. No, you can't say that. You can't say that. Yeah, I'm a hike, so I can say hike. Okay, that's the rule. I can also make Holocaust jokes. By the way, knock knock. Nope.

I'm not here. I'm not home. Nobody here. Nobody here. Nobody here. Nobody here. Nobody here. Nobody here.

Nobody here. Nobody here. We're here with the ADL. Welcome to the ADL. How can I help you? By the way, our site is currently down, but the forum is still online. So if you would like to be physically and emotionally abused, you can feel free to join in. We promise, let me feel these bastards. They made a rating on the form.

You know, there's a like and it's just like they made a rating that just says, oh, you've a and they raise every single thing I can say with all day. They've been doing this to me for years. That's following. Yeah, that's money. You know what, I have feeling that I've used up my time, but before I go, I will read you one last quote from Encyclopedia Germanic that is on the lawsuit because I enjoy doing this. Okay, please do.

So not only is Kevin a person with deep developmental and sexual issues, he is also a confirmed kitty fiddler and a fan of keeping it in the family. This would explain his creepy pre-election towards teenage girls, as only teenage girls would be dumb enough to fuck Kevin and not a big black, cashews looking mother fucker who is obviously genetically superior to Kevin Mandlett in every which way. I just I just want to I mean it's not even that bad like I don't that's not even no. He just doesn't like it when we invite that he's worse than black people.

Yeah, what an odd what an odd guy I guess. He is the ball this man on earth. He is very bald and he always complains about being bald on every website. He has a whip. Yeah, you know, just just look up Kevin Man on YouTube. I will. If you're losing your hair. Okay.

Okay. Thank you, odd guy. I wish I wish I wish new project too could have helped could have made encyclopedias dramatic as some money, but I have a feeling it would have went down even faster. And you guys had ever gotten on. Yeah. Sorry, sorry for being trouble makers.

Okay. All right, talk to you later. Bye, buddy. Good luck. Have fun. I know you will. Thank you. Okay, Jesus Christ. It's got to be the fucking biggest collective of fucking derelicts and on that board.

I know you said it all. It said they live up to everything that you just imagined they would be. Yeah. Jesus. Isaac Stanger. Hey, how bad of an idea would it be to do a hunger strike to protest racism, asking for a friend? Absolutely. I think all women, all women should be do a hunger strike to protest racism? Asking for a friend. Absolutely, I think all women should be doing a hunger strike

instead of doing diversity things at work, instead of turning your profile pictures black and white because I know you love to show off. You all got to get on hunger strikes, start with the chips and the desserts and the fast food. Start striking there because those are big companies and they will feel at first, their racism is the most prevalent and poignant

because they have the furthest reach. Because they have the furthest reach. So you wanna strike McDonald's, you wanna hunger strike KFC, you wanna hunger strike the big chain restaurants, then you're gonna move down to what you're buying at Whole Foods. You gotta strike at Whole Foods,

then you're gonna move down to even healthy foods. You get yourself like a Ralph's, whatever. Even those, you're gonna not eat those. Obviously, you're not eating tweaking and candy bars and stuff like that. Big brands that are all over the world, perpetrating racism all over the world. Sure. If you're not on a hunger strike, then you don't care about racism.

That's the bottom line. Tim Johnson, thanks for not killing yourself, I think. Tim Johnson, what makes me erase this week is hard, when hardcore liberals turn 100% bootlicker when someone gets tased for not wearing a mask. Yep. Also, what makes me a rage is being unable to have a decent argument with people

without someone getting completely ass blasted with their feelings and not being able to discuss politics or anything going on in society like an adult. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They get so emotionally invested in things, they'll never be able to discuss politics or anything going on in society like an adult. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so emotionally invested in things. They'll never be able to relate white people to,

white people arguing over the strife of black people. And I will literally re-enargument instead of talk about it. Yeah, thanks for not killing yourself. I hear you. Like the whole woke thing, like woke is like a term that, you know, like, it is. Like white girls made up, right? I mean, or white, you know, younger white people made up. Yeah. But it's, it sounds, I mean, it's old to them for sure.

Yeah, but it sounds like something like, like a black person would say, right? Yeah, I guess they didn't take that, didn't they? But like, I was thinking, I was thinking, yeah, okay, so there's that. But I was thinking about this. I don't think that it's, I honestly, I don't know that it's possible for a white person to be woke. And I'll tell you why. Oh.

Oh? Because being woke, if it just means being aware that all this shit is going on, and that not everybody's treated the same, okay, that's one thing, but I think they take it to mean like, I'm with you, I'm one of you, I'm one of, like you can't be, I'll tell you,

you know who can be woke? Who can be woke is a black person who has lived like in a very, I don't know, like an insulated community who is lived like in a very, I don't know, like an insulated community or kind of like in a bubble or whatever, and then they move to a city where, and they get treated like a black person gets treated. By certain things.

Like the country mouse and the city mouse, but then it's almost like people. That's almost like holy fuck. Like I didn't, like this never touched in my little hamlet that I grew up in where, oh, I see what you're saying. I'm saying that because your skin doesn't change, The location, it's like you get out in the real world then you're like, holy fuck, like I'm being treated like a second-class citizen. We're like

a white person can it never that never happens in America. I don't think a white woman can even understand what it's like to be a human being. If we before being honest. Well, I mean, you know, or an adult human being. Jake, sure, I was going to go through the drive-through, we thought I'd wear a mask. Why not? The poor teenager at the first window actually said to me, thanks for wearing a mask. Most people don't.

First time I ever tried it, I got such positive feedback. Well, my mind's made up. The kids said most people aren't wearing a mask, so I'm not gonna wear one either. Oh, good, and you learned a lesson. Let's see what else we got here. Matt Kluv said, my close friend had herpes and he killed himself.

God damn, because he was addicted to heroin. And he was addicted to heroin because he liked drugs. They make you feel good, especially in a world where so many things make you feel bad. He cleaned up his act and moved to California and went to this fancy rehab. He was clean for six months. Then the back street boy reunion tour happened

and he decided to move back home to be with his family to wait out the plague, the COVID plague. Unfortunately his old friends caught Wendy who's back in town, they brought him some boy. He says, is that what you call heroin now? I don't know, I don't know. I just slanked. One last time he thought, did the amount he always used to do?

Well, this boy had a much bigger dick than he was used to and his tolerance was way down. Turns out he woke up dead. Dead is fuck. I think wasps may have tried to lay eggs in his scrotum, but this has yet to be confirmed. So Kung Flu, Kung Flu drove my friend O.D. who had herpes. That's a shame. Kung Flu fighting, road rage, Tampa, Kung Flu fighting.

That's what we're gonna call it. I mean, in a Bruce Lee thing, right? Crazy. Chaffa, chaffa. Do you wanna do animal corners? Do you have room? Do you have it in you? Yeah.

Why the hell? People really love these animals. Do they really? Yeah. See, I think I'll get stumped a lot. And yet you don't. Oh, no, I have. I have.

Let's see. Kyle Huffman, did you know that growth limitation genes in lions come from the female lion? So if you cross a male lion with a female tiger to make a ligar, it will just keep growing bigger until it dies. Did you know that? I, okay. I know that the ligar is the largest cat you can make.

Okay. I did not know that they had indeterminate growth. I didn't know that they kept growing. I know that they're bigger than either of their parents. That'd be a stump. I say that. I don't know, man. Okay.

Call that a middle then. I don't even know if that's true. I do know that they're the biggest cat hybrid you can make. Okay, well. I don't even know if that's true. I do know that they're the biggest, they're the biggest cat hybrid you can make. Okay, well, I don't know if it's true either. But keep growing till it dies. Oh, that's what you're questioning. That's what I'm questioning. Yeah, that'd be pretty big.

Maybe it like asymptotically keeps growing. Well, the surface area of volume is, you know, like tube is the job. You know, snakes will keep growing. They do grow slower over time, but that, okay. I don't know about that, but if you're talking Liger, bigger, Wyatt grows bigger, I knew that. Okay. I'm gonna give that to you.

I'll give that to you. Yeah, I'll give that to you. Look at that, fucker. That's a Liger. That's gigantic. Yeah. All right, you guys, in your pictures, it's too much. Actually, a Liger. That's gigantic. Yeah. All right. You guys you guys and your pictures. It's too much Actually, I can't do this one either

Aaron Eastler says skunks won't spray unless they are able to stand on their hind legs. Did you know that no? Whoa, that's a stump then what is that true though? I don't know Well, I don't know. I don't have it in my protocol for to check it Unless it can stand on their hind legs. Yeah. Why would they do that? No, I mean, if that's true, I did not know that. Skunks stand on hind legs.

This is a on their front legs. Look at that, fucker. He's doing a. Yeah. It doesn't say anything about that. Body position. I like, if this is a fucking fake news fact, then fuck you for ruining the integrity of this game. Chris Hyde, Sean, did you know that some tropical birds rub their horn beak thing on their ass gland to color it a bright color? Did you know that? No. Okay. To color it a bright color. To color the bill of, I guess the horn. Okay. To color the bill. I guess. The horn.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's do some advice. And then I think guys are going to call in about the Kentucky meetup. They sent me a video where they're doing a drive-by scooter shooting. It looked pretty funny. What?

What the hell is that? Some kind of a penis? Hey, who's calling? Oh, look at this. Look at this face. There he is. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

It's Clemenza from the Godfather. That's awful. Leave the gun, take the canole. That's what I'm talking about. See, they ran that through three times like they did me too. I hope they ran it through more than that. Two and a half. Like a hundred.

That is a very, very, very disgusting picture of me on the video. That's Patreon.com slash. That's why I said, who does that look like? It looks like a corpse. That looks awful of me. Honey, don't look at that. Look away from that. I don't want you associating that with my face at all. Oh, shame on you. I do want all of you. I need a Coke. Yeah.

Get a Coke. Will you grab me one too? Oh, I was going to be on such a tank. Go ahead. All right. This is, let's do some advice here. Just a little bit. Okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Huh. And those are testicles. Yeah. Oh my, that's so funny to me.

I know. I made her watch that episode just so I could do that. That voice around the house. Okay. This is from Sabin. Hey, Deconchon. Long time listener here. Please don't read my last name on here.

Thanks. Oh, yeah. Anyhow, I'm searching for advice on living with getting rid of depression. I was hoping you guys could help me out. For some reason, I have depression and it sucks. Let me guess. I want to guess why. Do you want to guess why?

I was going to say that I have a guess. Well, I was going to say that he's maybe he's always had it. Oh, that's your guess? One of the things that he's like, I don't know why. Yeah, it's just I've always, here's my guess. Okay. Doesn't work out. Okay.

Lives mom and dad, doesn't have a job, doesn't have hobbies. That's my checklist. It could be, but let's see if he's got to do those things. Let's see if he didn't use to, you know what I mean? Because the way that I felt the same my entire life. There was never a point at which I have all those things. What's that? Yes. So I can't help you. Yeah. I can only help you if you don't do those things. For some reason, I have depression and sex. My life is pretty good. I'm only 19 and I own two of my dream cars. Whoa. Jesus. Two of them. What are, I mean, I even have a dream car at 19.

Either black truck, either he's done very, very well or he needs to shoot higher. 19 and I own two of my dream cars. What's your, I mean, that's, is he gonna be in an actual car, like a Funko Pop? I mean, dream car would,

that would be like, you know, people, that's, those are like, you know, like a million dollars. I, that's, that's, most people, most people are those are like, you know, like a million dollars. Like, that's, that's most people, most people are gonna shoot for the, like a long, most people are gonna, Guini Kuntosh. That was my dream car as a kid.

That was the micro machine. Even though that was like a late, late, late, late, early, early, I mean, people are talking like the, you know, like a Bugatti or something or like a new McLaren or something. We didn't have those then. We only had the Kuntosh. I know.

I'm learning Japanese and I'm doing very well at it. Okay, well, there goes my hobby. Okay. All right. And my parents are great and take me on trips all the time. That would give me severe depression. I would kill them. If my parents took me on trips all the time, what's all the time?

You guys could do family vacations and shit like that? Once, a twice a year. That's a lot. That's all the time. Yeah. I don't know, I better cut back on that. That's a lot. That's all the time. Yeah. I don't know. I better cut back on that. That's a lot.

But anytime I can feel great, anytime I can be feeling great, and in an instant, I'll break down and feel awful. It usually happens when I think I've let somebody down or caused somebody an inconvenience, even if it's not true. So you don't like to disappoint. Before I know it, I'll feel totally normal. I bounce back and forth a few times an hour, an hour sometimes,

bounce back and forth a few times an hour. But most of the time, I'm not too bad. I've learned to not let it consume me. At this time last year, I was suicidal and depressed 24-7. And I'd cut the shit out of my arms a few times a week, a male cutter. Wow.

The more rare. Here we have a male cutter and he's home environment. Right. Looking at his dream cons. Right. On the internet. So having trouble concentrating. There he is, he's going to have nice lectures.

He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, I'm not doing that. I'm a terrible person out of them. I'm not doing that. I'm a terrible person out of them. With his exacto knife and he sees you can see the glint in his eye. Here he goes. I'm like, Hitori Hansel's steel at the ready. I was right there. He cut himself with his prime javiny steel.

As if you're going to do something, do it, you know, do it right. Anything worth doing, do it now and she's worth doing well. Oh, yeah. That's how it goes. Anything worth doing is worth doing. We're doing immediately. I think I mean, we're doing right is worth doing well. Oh, that's how it goes. Anything worth doing is worth doing it. We're doing immediately. I think I mean, we're doing right. Is we're doing well? We're doing cheaply. As the past is wrong with this god damn world. Knock knock. I'm not home. No one's home. That's the best joke that's ever been told ever on any podcast ever. solicitors being a Jewish joke snuck knock no no one's home. No As of the cup past couple of months. I've been good, but that can change it anytime and I don't want it to Well tough titties. It's gonna. I still live with my parents. Okay. He's he's 19 like that's not like

That's not like 29 when you have had 10 years to go, it's got two dream cars to live in. Yeah, living was a good idea. I still live with my parents, but I plan to move out. Despite this 70% of my time is spent alone. Yeah. I don't mind.

I used to feel lonely now, but I value my time alone because I find that's when I get things done and do my best. Problem solving. Well, it sounds like you got kind of a big problem that's not getting solved here, bud. Well, yeah, it sounds like he's, you know, like he's, it goes through periods of it. And then it gets, so he does at least identify a normal. And he seems to identify normal as being okay.

Yeah, too late to fix when you're in it. I also hide my thoughts, feelings, hobbies, opinion, and interests from anybody who doesn't already know me really well. Basically, everybody except my parents and two or three good friends, even then, they don't know a ton about those things. I'm terrified to ask anybody for help.

I've considered therapy. Yeah. But I haven't followed through on it last year. I was part of Zoloft, but never took it consistently. Yeah. Well, then they got no chance of don't take it at all. Yeah, that's right. No, don't.

I decided to take the whole bottle. What? No. Doesn't really say that. Yes. Buddy, don't fuck around with that shit. Don't fuck. Do it. Not when you feel like it. And yeah, I'm gonna he fledger this shit. Give me a bottle. Don't, don't, cut it out. Don't go on it. Don't go on it and suddenly stop.

I'm feeling great. I'm done with these dumb bills. So I don't know that meds are the answer. See above. We're going to call that meds. But I'm willing to give it a serious try now. I didn't get the meds from a psychiatrist directly. My school called an ambulance on me after someone saw my arms

and they took me to some crisis aversion place. Oh, that was nice of them to force you into it. That's another story though. But the school also kicked me out right after that. Apparently, I was a danger to everyone around me. They didn't want to be liable for you doing anything crazy, you know. How fucking awesome is that? Oh, you got some cuts. Whoa, you better get to this liable for you doing anything crazy. How fucking awesome is that? You got some cuts?

Whoa, you better get to this psych ward and you are. Kicked out of school and you are ostracized from all your friends and anyone you might know at the school. Yeah, because that'll help. Should I seek a therapist's psychiatrist? Sure. Should I work out? Yes.

I eat fast food nearly every day. Don't do that. And continue to weigh over 130 pounds. You can be malnourished even if you are underweight. And continue to weigh only 130 pounds. We're saying he's eating fast food, but he's claiming he's healthy because he says skinny. Well, I mean, not how it fucking works.

He's also 19. You're not getting any fucking good. You're not getting any good nutrition out of that shit for the most part. Your brain is dying. Yeah, and getting insulin shock every fucking day. And you're, you're 19. You can do that shit and still, you know what I mean?

You can not, it will kill you. No, I'm up your head as far as your weight goes. Yeah. I mean, that's why he's like, oh, I must be okay because I still, it's like, yeah, try that shit at 29. Should I find a prostitute that suits my tastes? I'm a virgin by the way. I just don't care about sex or trying to find a girlfriend.

Well, that sounds like depression. It's unimportant to me right now. That sounds like depression. Well, give a shot. Just for fun. That's what we're doing. A new thing called just fun. Just for fun.

It's called just for fun. Give it a shot. Try it. Just for fun. It's called just for fun, give it a shot. Try it. Try it. Try it. You might like it. You know what, try it.

I promise you you won't like it. Get a girlfriend. I swear to God, if you like it, you'll be the first guy in the history of the world who did so. Give it a shot, just for fun. I didn't mean to write a novel here, but I'm glad I said all this, even if I'm throwing a message in a bottle off to nowhere. Thanks for making my Tuesday worth looking forward to Sabin. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,

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Fuck it. That's why it's easy to not know people because you can have dumb ideas. Yeah, that's, that's, because if you're doing anything, that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how they work. Yeah. That is more does not make them work. If you're going to do that, just drink.

I mean, it's safer than downing a whole bottle of hot sauce. Yeah, it's safer. Yeah. Here's the, I'll do one more. Acidicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicic Yeah, I think I see the problem already. You can't spell blowjob. You're first to it as a blow jibber. You're what? You're first to it as a blow jibber. Yeah, right. No.

Unlike a good deal, I mean, suckless in Seattle. It's not getting a six-sector thing. Unlike a good deal of the guys that ride in, my problem is not finding girls or getting laid. It's more of a specific problem. I've been with my current girl for about two years, and there's honestly very little to complain about. She's got great perky sea cups, which I'd prefer over huge saggy ones,

being that I'm an ass man, which she has in spades. She's great to be around. We don't argue, and she gives fantastic head. Herein lies my problem. Without going into too much detail, some traumatic things happened while she was younger, and she's not too keen on giving blow jobs too often. Um, that's odd. Usually, they go the other way. blowing blow jobs too often. That's odd.

Usually they go the other way. I've gotten enough to know her's are the best I've ever had by a great margin, but there are few and far between. Whoa. The usual advice of manipulation and coercion would probably work better or be easier to stomach if she was the kind of girl that just didn't do it because she didn't like to. Given what has happened to her in the past, I doubt that would be helpful in the long run.

I bet she was in a, she was probably in one of those hot dog eating contests. You know, came up one short to Joey Chessna. Yeah. Her dad probably was like, this is our family thing. You're gonna eat the trainer to eat hot dogs every day. Eat like 50 hot dogs a day before school. Good God. Just the weiner's feeling of the weiner's going in her mouth.

It's traumatic. That's probably what he's talking about. Keep in mind I like this girl, and would prefer not to do any more damage. Oh, good luck. Let me know what you guys think. Cheers, go fuck yourself in extra smooches for Sean, coach cake.

This one's all you. This is a very easy problem. Yeah, if I figured. Yeah. You need to find a hypnotist. This is just, this is a very simple problem. It's got to be hypnotized out of her. It can be your friend.

It doesn't have to be like a licensed hypnotist or whatever, just rent a spot in a mini mall. Drive her there, sit down, do the thing like this because it's just a made up thing in her head. Yeah, okay. I mean, I don. Yeah, okay. I mean, I don't know, man. Ah.

I think the hypnotizing would work. Let me try to think of something funnier for that. For this poor guy. Look at that. That is fucking absolutely revolting. Absolutely revolting. They're doing, I know, they've gone, they've fucking run a muck. Fat girls. Oh, wow. I look like as a young Latino, a young Latino. Now they're now they're youngifying. This is disgusting. Reverse. You can stack, compete your traumas. If you have a, I've noticed in the woman world that a greater trauma will conquer, will

take over the traumas. So if you just make up a story that you had a trauma in your childhood that was worse and gave you a fear of not getting your dick sucked, that's something that's communicating with her on her level. Like you're being comforting and supportive, but what she really needs is a, it needs to be an amount. It's couples therapy.

It's, yeah, that's what couples therapy is. You go in there and the therapist tricks your partner into you getting what you want. You just have to be straightforward with the therapist about it in advance. I mean, either one of those, either way, you're. Either one of those, either way you're going to an office and someone is pretending to help you and they're not. That's the way to get around this.

I don't know, man. You got to wake something up. As far as I'm concerned, the animal desire in everybody conquers everything eventually. And it's not, well, it's just there, it's there on some level. Get in there. Don't call it a blow jibber to her face. Yeah, that's something up in there. Knock something, knock something around. I don't want to call you, I don't want to say you're not a good lover, but I can give it a shot.

Get it going. All right, everybody, who is, Brapp, did you want to call in? Oh, wait for Brapp, I'll read you these guys. Mox says, my rage, simple solutions offered to obviously complex problems. Yeah, we're right, everybody's got that. Quotes, all you need to do, it's simple,

just if we just did X, if you know, we all just voted for a third party candidate in the two party system, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. Yeah, no, I know. It's good, Rage. Jay Rainer, adults who have a weird obsession with Disney. There are some people who are a weirder every year, man, like really obsessed. It was weird to me as, man. Like really obsessed.

It was weird to me as a teenager as fucking bizarre now. Yeah. Stammer hand, and it's even otter the more stuff they own. Yeah. The more stuff Disney owns, it just becomes like,

oh, you like entertainment? Yeah. Okay. You really love, you got to be, you really love like the idea of enjoyment, okay, you got a favorite Disney character me yeah Donald Duck me too. Yeah, I mean not even don't even have to think about it Because I think he hates being here

He does it's fucking great. He's such and he's such an asshole Who wanted to call in about Kentucky? I had a stammer hammers, I had a cyst grow in my dick and it ballooned up, but I had to go to the ER. I shower before work and after every day, they told me it was herpes and didn't believe me when I said I didn't think it was.

They put me on valve tracks, said I had to be careful next time. Wait, wait, wait, some guy is doctors, I think. It popped, I had to drain it. Two months later, I had to get it cut for $1,000. I had seven stitches and the doctor said I'd be okay for sexual activity after 10 days. On the 10th day, I tried having sex with my girlfriend

and it ripped open again. No! The doctor said it was because I got circumcised wrong. Yeah. Thanks, guys. Jesus. Spurglock homes, crafting systems in single-player games, killing 50 turtles so I can get three shells

I need to make some shield, it's just busy work. Either put the shield in the chest or have an NPC sell it to me or something. I get why multiplayer games would have it so they can have an economy, but there is no point in doing it if I'm playing by myself. No, shit, man.

I fucking hate crafting in single-player games. Jetbat is calling in. All right. Jetbat, what do you want to say about the Kentucky meetup? How you doing? Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. I get to hear from you guys.

What's up, bud? Hey, what's up, bud? So I have for you a video of our highlight of the magical Kentucky meetup. I'm gonna go ahead and post it in general. I think it'll set the tone nicely. Okay, I'll play it. Is this when you guys are doing the drive buys? So drive buys?

I'm gonna include in this one. I can get that clip specifically for you. All right, is this? Is this the shit? Okay, the execution of Cantillian's is of your friend. Obviously, I need to preface this. This is just a joke. What you guys are doing, right?

Well, I mean, he has committed some serious crimes. Just say yes, just say yes. Yes, yes, you're right. Thank you We here by sentence cantillians to yeah For buying chain link a stupid price selling it and it even stupider price He will pay you guys are dressed up like brave hard ISIS people Chris the key. We will drink his blood and you've got cantillians face on a sex doll

Well, you guys are surrounding him with weapons and kilts and Roman armor and stuff like that Roman Legion armor Here you go, but you're also playing the Braveheart, me. cantilians face on it. This is very morbid. Yeah. All right. Oh, here we go. I don't know if I can play it. I don't know if I can play it. Why did you guys do this to cantilians?

Because it's cold. And he's fat and he deserves it. And now you're burning it. That's... Why did you guys do this to cantilians? Yeah, what's going on? And he's fat and he deserves it. And now you're burning it. Okay.

Guys burning in F-A-G. Okay. What a thorough job. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were in love with this guy The sex doll is hotter than I thought it would be I thought those blow-up sex dolls like I've only seen the one with the arms like this You know that are a lot bigger tits than I thought it would have. Okay, all right, there you go. So that happened. What else you got from the Kentucky?

It was a magical weekend. We came from all across the country. We got sloshed and when we did all kinds of crossword puzzles together. Oh. And we camped out from the stars. It was beautiful. The meme magic was real. And of course, this was the same weekend of Ruth Bader Gunsberg. So we were all extremely

married the entire time. And it's just some push ups. Yeah, did you guys go any push ups and remembrance? There were some push ups. In fact, I think we did some honorary pull ups in addition to this. Oh, yeah. Well, go in the extra mile. I would like everyone who comes to my funeral to do 3,000 push ups and remembrance of me. So you can see if you need more funerals the next week, right?

Somebody's gonna kill over. Three, three thousand. If I can kill people at my funeral. The most push ups anyone can do, you got to do them one at a time at my funeral. Whoever does the last one gets all of my money. Oh. That's how it's gonna go.

Right, so start training now. That's a lot of, you know what I mean? One, and you're gonna be competing with kids, guys you're a junior who are 30 years younger than, and you don't know, they could be 10, they could be 30 in their prime. Right. You're still gonna wanna compete with them.

That's what I want. Okay, what else, Jeff, Ed? So it was the first night, or rather it was the second night, the last night. We all went pretty hard in the paint and drinking. And I ended up puking my soul out that night, but thankfully the fellow dickheads took care of me. They talked to me in. They held my hair as my soul left my body. night, but thankfully the fellow dickheads took care of me. They talked to me in, they held

my hair as my soul left my body. And they talked to me with a beautiful anime body pillow. Let me see. Birdberg as seen on the kill stream, he brought his George Floyd toy, he allowed me to struggle with it. What George Floyd toy? No. Well, so, Spurberg owns a limited edition collectible doll of George Floyd in honor of his memory of course.

What kind of a doll? We would never, it's like a little stuff to doll like a beanie baby that looks like George Floyd. Okay, can you fuck it? If you cut the holes in the right place, it's not built to be had sex, it's just a George Floyd doll. Okay. That's right. There's a George Floyd toy only in honor and remembrance of.

There it is. There it is. Just a vow. That's cool. I don't want to know those. Don't sell those anymore. So apparently, Spurberg probably knows the full story on this, but I think it's some Russian dude that just makes these and he sells them, I think, for $35 a pop on the internet.

So I'm like the four-storey right there. All right, you got anything else? So probably the most interesting part of that besides bringing that dirty rap scaling Contillions to justice was we actually do have a lurid story of sexuality and coming of age. Okay. How old? So as we all drifted to our tents one of the evenings, Butter bar and Brapp, they cuddled next to each other for warmth in the cold, Kentucky atmosphere. And- Is it two men?

Yes, two men, two, right? Beautiful men in their prime cuddling up next to each other in the cold. Are they gay or they're just doing a experimenting or what? Well, I think after the experiment now we know we know the answer now. Are they actually gay? The dick so I think that's our verdict now. So the dick show brings a lot of gay people together. Does.

There's a yeah, it's as there's a lot of gay hookups at road rages and shit like that. And now that the entire world is turning into the Christian right now that now that we've elected now the next Supreme Court woman is like basically is going to decide whatever God tells her to decide. Is there's got to be somewhere safe for all the gay people? What does this see you're posting in here?

I don't know. They're both in the military. Okay. So Butterbar and what's the other one? You're okay. Butterbar and Brapp are glorious hosts in Kentucky. Oh, okay. They were culling up to each other.

And one thing just kind of leads to another and it ended with Brapp's dick in Butterbar's mouth. And something. Really? I hope he's telling the truth. Are you telling the truth? Yes, I's telling the truth. Are you telling the truth? Yes, I'm telling the truth. Butter bar might still be here if you want to get his take.

No, I don't want to hear about it. I'm starting a weapon and starting his car. Wow, all right. Do you know? I do. I do. Butter bar was very complimentary of a wrap after the whole encounter. Cool. Good for you guys. Well, so actually, Brabs here in the chat, you wanted me to remind you that Butterbar

was, he wrote in before to the Dixho about how he was going to potentially hang out with like a trans lady was going to be his younger mom or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. I remember this. Okay, yeah, it's a butt of ours here as well. Yeah, he's corroborating. Well, I'll read that next week. I have been wanting to read that. Here is a, here's some footage from the meet up that when you guys sent me of you doing

a drive by on a scooter. It looks like a lot of fun. Watch this. You guys on a scooter, gas powered scooter on Moringe. Yeah, a little on Moringe. Looks ridiculous. Looks like a little child's toy, but it's gas powered, you hear it.

He's loading a handgun. Now he's scooting off. Scooting off without a care in the world. And now he's taking aim, shooting in some cans, kind of losing it there a little bit at the end. Oh, it's good clean fun. That sounds like fun. Jokes and good clean debates.

That's what it's all about, Sean. Right. All right, Jack back. You got anything that makes you a rage? Oh, I got a fucking rage for you, Dick. Fucking like a many a man, Tinder makes me a rage. But for one particular reason. So this was a couple months ago at the height of quarantine,

we're all locking down. I'm trying to do my part. I'm trying to simp for grandma, save all the old folks. I don't want to goof on everybody. So I'm staying inside, I'm going to bars. So I said, okay, let me try a safer approach to meeting girls Okay, so I'll go on Tinder go on the dating apps and if I go on a date with a girl it'll just be We'll go outside or something. You know, I'm trying to limit my contact with different people to the same frame

Okay, so After a while of trying on Tinder because the average man on Tinder does not have a great time typically. No I finally get a date and it goes pretty well does not have a great time, typically. No. I finally get a date and it goes pretty well. I had a fun time. I think the girl had a fun time and then fast forward to maybe about a week later, I log into Tinder, I'm banned. Tinder has banned me for some reason.

And I'm bewildered by this because I was like, what? So here's the thing, like any of these big tech platforms, they have like no moderation, no customer support. So I'd ask Tinder, it's like, why the fuck was I banned? It's just no response. Did you have guns or anything like that? Did you have guns or like manga and your thing?

My profile was very vanilla, very, very polite. I've been polite with all the girls I've talked to on. How weird. On Tinder. And so what did she do? I mean, that was my first suspicion was like, what did she say? I misread the situation because of autism. And like she thought, oh, this guy is horrific. I hated every moment of this. Yeah. I don't think that was the case.

I think there's more. It's what actually happened. Okay. So being the boys in the in the discord, I would stream my Tinder to the boys in the discord just for she's in grins. That's it. That's what happened. Okay. So being the boys in the discord, I would stream my Tinder to the boys in the discord just for shits and grins. That's it. That's what happened.

Yes. Big business what happened. So plenty of the time my stream is- My stream is all- You know, you're the guy who can actually see the girls' personal information on Tinder. Yeah. They would see like phone numbers and shit. So I think one of the assholes started like texting one of the girls and that's probably

without doing it. Yeah. I mean, just everything that you're doing doing, obviously that's why you got all of it. It wasn't anything. Good job. Very funny. Yeah, because the fucking Tinder, I said, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck you.

I'm going to bars again. Just trying to be fucking safe. Try to protect the grandmas and you're stopping me. So now going out, I'm looking at very dry abs as possible, season, King Everywhere. Okay, good, good, go, good. All right, thank you, Jebac, get out of here. I'm doing this.

I have one last thing. No, not the car crash. I mean, you got in a car crash, I know. That's enough. I need to get, I need to get that all out of here. All right, goodbye. Thank you, tech. Thank you, Sean.

You got in a car crash, Sean. What, in Kentucky? Yes, tech. Thank you, Sean. Good for yourself. They got on a car crash, Sean. What? In Kentucky? Yes, there was a horrific car crash. Really? A couple of, you don't want to talk about it for some reason. A couple of people were getting killed. No, I just want a place of voicemail.

Oh, fine. Okay. They got pulled over by, you got pulled over by narcos. After the car crash, did anyone go to jail? Did anybody have sex? Did anyone have, did anyone get their dick sucked there? That's all I care about. Have orange hot.

We'll do it. Oh, fuckface Matt says it was him talking to the girls on the tender. Really? Is that his name now? George Uncle Wingo, Mungo. Yeah. So, fuckface Matt was sitting there watching the stream

and he reached out to every single girl that was on the 10th or stream. It's immediately fucking him over. Ah. Almost went to jail. That's not enough. Anyway, I spend the Dixiel, Patreon.com slash the Dixiel, Dictat Show.

This is Likker and Horrors by C.S. What is his name? By the Grand Wasil. He says, here's a song about Sean getting railed by three different men. Oh, wonderful. It's a Likker and Horrors cover. Likker and Horrors.

See you next year, Dan. Likker and Horrors. Likker and Horrors. Where's Cove? See you next year's amp. I did all those girls up. Yeah, hey. Why'd you put the numbers up? What'd you want me to do? I did all those girls up. Yeah, hey, just put the numbers up. What do you want me to do?

Kind of like it. And this is just an actual cover though. I'm gonna play something else. That's it. Before we do the song that you'd love. And if it's not about Sean here, I'm good. And that's it. That's not about Sean. I got another one for you that's actually...

Miss leading headline. Yeah, Miss leading headline. This is from my room records. Oh, it's his tribute to Ruth later Gonsberg. Adding it on. Ruth, now it's going to be Ruth Less, later Gonsberg. It's getting longer and longer. He says, Cancer in the end.

Goodbye, RBG. Do you see that person who said we can't say ACB for the new girl? Because it did... Good bye, R.B.G. And Ruins the memory of R.G.B. You knew it all, you had the chance to get to you Before a lecture day this long This is absolutely tasteless. The crowd out of the wood were

To say how all you never want Is for the people on election day To vote out Donald Trump And it seems to me You lived your life on a neck romances bread Tricks, tricks, blood, falling sails And in a quailer And a love the feeling of watching

These white women's tears The cancer took you long before Oh wow, absolutely You talk per taste What's it? Oh Yeah Yeah Goodbye, I'll be cheap Couldn't make it for the boys in the end.

All you'll be what a grateful is legislating from the bed. Even when you die, they'll forget the things you did like pushing him and then to man and killing millions of little kids And it seems to me Cancer in the Didn't know the joy it had bring me We didn't. I didn't know. And I can't stop myself from laughing at all the bitter bails

And the heart's generic, it's no match for all A bunch of faulty sad. Ha, ha, ha, ha! This is the greatest cover that has ever been on the show. We have a hurt for him in a little while. This might be better than Cucks in the Wind. Maybe. Maybe. Good bye RGB. Gonna sell the bunch of stupid shirts.

Coloring books and frilly lays to sink the coloring books and frilly lays To sink the coloring books Fucking idiots with your coloring books It's fucked by idiots From the young man in the 33rd state Who sees people appraising you Who've never heard your name And it seems to me You live your life on a never-man's express

Drinking children's blood, holding sayances In your literally laugh And I love a feeling of watching these white women's tears The cancer took you long before The dark pronounced today Oh God And us, serenades Not for

A bunch of fun to say I had no idea how happy it would make me. I just think about it. That was a, that was very well done. That was a beautiful tribute. Whether you, whether you agree with the message or find it in poor taste or love every second of it, you cannot say that that wasn't extremely well done. Yeah, the musicianship. That's a, that was, that was very professional, sir.

Well done. Beautifully done. I agree for more than those reasons. Hey, guys, the mighty plane thing here, and I got to ask you, what the fuck is the deal with fat bitches with Janke and toes all wearing flip-flops? I mean, seriously, look at that. It's like an over-inflated balloon with five-lul Vienna sausages sticking out of it and fucking half eaten three-dose stuck on the ends of them.

Fucking gross, man. Fucking gross. fucking half eaten three those stuck on the ends of them the fucking gross man fucking gross a disgusting description that how many diabetic ulcers are festering and it just don't look down just don't look down because that yeah okay you can't wait for that fucking train wrecked once you see that little

for bread with five little tiki all like no one fight over one tig, you cannot look the fuck away. This is the one case where I would argue in favor of wearing socks with flip-flops, with some fucking socks on them feet. If not some real shoes, I know them feet are so fucking fat, you can't put real shoes on, which is why you wear and flip-flops and you'll a fucking winter in the first place.

Okay, very good. How do that shit up? Fucking gross. Fucking gross. That's what I get for actually going into the lobby of a fucking fast food place. Yeah, that's probably true at this point. We need to get these women in that we need to get fat women in those like hoof covers that they have for horses to keep their ankles warm. Just put it like a little apron. Yeah. That goes right under your knee or whatever you do. Right, right, right.

So it hangs down. So we don't have to see that shit. Just kind of covered it's like a surrounding. Gross. And abrasions and go everything that goes with it. Yeah, because they're, you know, they're, they're moving around way too much weight. Things are collapsing. Things are creating, getting callus that shouldn't be callus. I've been watching a lot of my 600 pound life. You like that show huh? Just the best show.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, over there going, ah, ah, ah, ah, man, it's the best show. I just need to see what people are. Yeah, that's wild shit. They all have the same story. Well, yeah, every time. Yeah, you know, and they'll act like they just figured it out for the first time.

Well, you know, I eat because that's how I deal with them, you know, my problem. Yeah. Well, they are figuring it out for the first time. I doubt it. Then how, how have they gone through, like, how the trope has been around? How did they sit there with a straight face

and tell the same fucking story? I don't think they're a wife. Well, you know, he really has to make changes. Or else, it's done. It's done for me. Like, how have you not seen somebody say this exact speech a million fucking times? People, a lot of people think that it's somehow

they're different well i'm here to support them but you know i don't think you can do it yeah i want to be the i want to be the sport so i can reach to the sky so that doctor fell crossed with the gerry sign fell he hated so much what's a deal six hundred pound people

well i just uh... i don't want to disappoint doctor now yeah that's lose weight. Oh, man. I didn't lose weight. Yeah. Oh, I feel, I didn't stick to the diet. What makes me fucking rage is the abundance of these no-bakes, recipes, brownies, and cakes and shit. Yeah.

I can learn how to bake just bake it. You don't pump. No, but you make it. You have a bake. Make it a no bake steak tonight. Just bake it. So making a no bake cookies. Bake the fucking cookies.

There's two. It correctly. There's an acceptable. That's just much what you've made. Well, a no bake cheesecake is a legitimate thing, but like cakes and other things and primes and stuff. No, there's stuff we've talking about. We've talked about.

You have to fucking bake them. There's fucking chemistry that's involved. I got a no bake. You lazy shit. You lazy shit. I got a no bake cookie. It's what it is. It's just a bunch of brown sugar and goo.

And I mush it into a big ball and we take fists out of it. Right. Like we're in hell. Yeah. Like a big hit. God damn it. Yeah, son of a bitch. Okay.

Let's see here. Oh yeah, that's a good one. Hey, Dave, K-Shod. Hey. Today my rage is the hot, chicken work. Yeah, I'mary. Hey, um, today my rage is a hot chicken work. Yeah, no, no, did you get married? The worst thing like I'm a manager of my job and I have to like watch people who come into the door. And then there's the hot chick. Mm-hmm. Oh, I've noticed lately. It's very, very sad, very, very, I rage-inducing. I just want, you know, you want to tell her like, hey, can you like hit the gym, but like, you can't.

You left your car door open. You left your trunk open. You might want to go back and check that out. Coming in. And then I've seen that happen. Her belly's gone a little bit. Yeah, like many times. And now that chick is so fucking hot.

After COVID, it's gonna be, whoa, coming back to work. No, God, no, oh, oh, no. Gowdge my eyes out. With the pitchfork you've been using to feed yourself these last six. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Hey, Dick. This is Jared from Winnipeg, Canada. Fantastic. Cool. Over here. You know, makes me a fucking rage. What? These people who suddenly have morals in a soul when they get paid to have the n-word set on their super chats and shit

and then go so you can have it happen to people can get their taken away and put them in foster home him and i've dealt with foster home i wouldn't wish that she don't anyone fuck these people man

what the hell is wrong with them? Everybody's the happy crit about anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I trust you. I trust you. I trust you. Yeah. Go fuck yourself there. Love you Sean. Love you too. But yeah. Nobody tweeted the kid starving article, I guess. Should have made a more incendiary. Nobody tweeted the kid starving article, I guess. Should have made a more incendiary piece about it. Well, I mean, he's talking about these guys.

Yeah. No, no, but that's catching on. What, that kind of moral, moral crusade. Yeah, it's really catching on. Well, no, I know, but he's talking about, yeah, people who have to, you know, end words set on their streams, get more a yeah, it's really well. No, I know, but he's probably a people who have to, you know, and word set on their streams get more. Yeah. Yeah. It's freaking me out, man.

You know, it makes me a rage stick. It's that driving around saying all these flags that have masked for over a week now, over a spade of goddamn Ginsburnt, with a fucking guy named Christ cares, the Supreme Court justice. Well, what fucking these flags that have now? Nobody did it for Scalia or Christ. Yeah, they didn't at all. You know what's, that's a nice voicemail. Right to the point.

I agree with them. Done. And you know what? Like, I've seen stories like those Scalia and Ginsburg, like, they seem to genuinely like each other. They were ideologically opposed and they, like would choose to hang out or have lunch there or like whatever.

Like it was like, people want to, he's on the right, she's on the left. There we go, there are genemies, you know, but it was like, I mean, no, but people somehow, yeah, nobody, half massed, no, nobody did that for everything they decide, controls the entire world. Why would they have a bad day in their whole fucking lives?

They can do whatever they want. Every day, they can make hundreds of millions of people, just do whatever they want. Can't even, I can't even comprehend having a bad day. Ah, you know, yeah, take it away. Ah, fuck them. Take it, health insurance. Yeah, there you go, everybody has health care.

Whatever. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Let's go to happy hour. Sounds like something you would say. Yeah, it's like getting there. They don't give a fuck. Oh, none of them. Fuck and fly them.

I would like to, whenever a politician dies, except for a home man, Rand Paul had that stroke on TV. I woke up in the morning. Ah! Almost got Rand Paul. Did you see that? Wait, Rand Paul. Rand Paul. Yeah, yeah, yeah., no, Ron Paul. Ron Paul.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had that stroke on television. I haven't seen it. Some kind of minor stroke. He like starts short circling like Nancy Pelosi in the middle. He just drops her Biden and he just drops it. Yeah, he had some kind of like some kind of low grade stroke. It has a different name.

Oh wow. But it was like minor stroke. Yeah. Whoo. I'm about my own. It's like, no, yeah, I can't go. They got can't go until, either until feather reserve or Bitcoin wins can't go before that.

I would like, when a politician dies, to take a flag pole and put an additional flag pole on top of it and then fly it at double mass, I'm so fucking happy that you're dead. No matter how good you are, you didn't do enough. You didn't do enough for me. You didn't do enough for the people

that you represent, fuck you. Berri, you upside down and fly flags at double height today. What do you think of that idea? Totally on board. Okay, let's see here. Totally on board. Hey, big, this is anonymous source. Oh yeah.

You know, it makes me a fucking rage when your work decides to take down a funny t-shirt because of hate speech before you get to even put in an order. Oh, yeah, limited edition, man. Extremely limited. Can you believe that? Take it down instantly. Yeah. It's fagged.

Two more. An exhibition. What the fuck is the deal with lane peakers? What I mean is like when you're in a traffic jam and you're on like two miles an hour and well, take for example right this time I'm using it there's an old man behind me who's like halfway in the other like everyone's at the same time I was going real fucking slow and the other

lane's clear the old man's fucking you is behind me just have to know what's going on up ahead well let's go let's make sure we're not the problem yeah or else. Yeah, perhaps you're gonna really push that. That another old band, you were kind of watching cause, because you in the middle lane, as a builder, and it is like, everyone just needs like this is compulsive need to know what the fuck is going on in front of them. And they just can't control themselves. It's like, I mean, I know you haven't gotten church in a while, but it's like, if you're in church and there's a noise in the

back of a church, everyone has to hear the fuck around. What? What's that noise? Nobody knows. Nobody knows just any amount of self-restraint or like imagination of what the fuck is happening up ahead. Oh, just passing this up. That's what happened in Christchurch. I guess I'm Apple. I always have in the back. Nobody turn around. That'll be Doc. It's so rich. Apple. It doesn't see both and just smelling running out of gas. There's nothing.

Uh, those guys. I gave them the bad guy in the end. So I'm not waiting by turn. I waited to see. It just, it only became to get a little fucking patient. And it's all kind of behind me. Instacredification society. All right. Love you guys. That was a guy's last thought.

And all of, and call, and call him by, like, I'm not going to turn around because I am, I am more supremely involved. Patients gets you killed. Yeah. Man, having the this long in the traffic thing on Google is life changing. Yeah.

It's like you're gonna be in traffic for 24 minutes. Cool, I don't care at all. Now that you know. Yeah. It's the sitting in there without that meter. Yeah, without you insane. Knowing when it breaks up. And then that's how Christchurch has happened.

Okay, one more. One more. when it breaks up. And then that's how Christ Church has happened. Okay, one more. One more. Let's do Andrew from Eugene. You know, I see a lot of people complaining about loyalty. Like, you should make fun of Dick. You shouldn't make fun of me. You should be loyal.

Who's not making fun of Dick? Good-assured. Yeah. Incredibly misplaced. You know, like loyalty is a real thing that's important. So like your family. No. Your real friends and life.

No. People you care about in your experiences, and you just look up and up for it. You're fucking online. Like your government. I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I never heard you say that to me.

So I'm not going to play that at at your feet people have been saying it about you About me You know if you if you are gonna have a child with this chick Oh, Ralph's a Ralph and pregnant it is growing The definition loyalty on the tape it's nothing to be with perhaps That would be great. That would be hilarious. Yeah. I almost tweeted. I almost tweeted the day. Be that discarded or something. That's a good thing in life. It's good to have loyalty. I have people loyal to you. I mean, I guess. What do you mean?

It sounds pretty down. It sounds a little sad about loyalty. Loyalty and, well, you know, make good decisions, I guess. There's a list of the time. Try. That's pretty much it. Try to learn from the decisions that didn't turn out so well. Yeah, maybe figure out why that maybe loyalty won't always play out for you. Yeah, hope that it

turns out as the right sum of the time, right, probably won't. Yeah, might not. I guess it's good. I don't know. Friends, family. It's all subject to change. But remember to make money. Always remember to make money. Because you need it. You need the money. Whether it's unfortunately. And remember to keep score based on money.

Sure, who made the right decisions? Well, who ended up with the money? Who's making money from this? Right, because they're making the correct decisions. They're the better people. Always remember, always remember, always remember that if it comes down to who's making the right decisions, the person who ended up with the money made the right decisions.

Almost always. I like the almost. More. The person who ended up with more might have made better. The person who ended up with none did not make good decisions. Did not. I'm not gonna nickel and dime about more.

You're turning into a boomer as we speak. Well, you know, just remember it's entertainment. Keep that in mind. It's supposed to be. That's right. It's supposed to be. God dammit. It's supposed to get attention. Right.

As long as you're making money, if you're getting attention for free, that's bad. Yes. Too much attention for free. Right. Not good. Monatized attention. That's right. We have that value collectively. So take that little lesson and go for it. That's my thought. Go forth in your daily lives this week. If you're going to get attention, get paid for it. Get paid for it. Yes. I don't know. I kind of, I'm kind of happy for him. For who? Ralph. Yeah. For what? I mean, almost tweeted. How about baby

Ruth? Right? That's it. Because RBG died immediately after he posted the ultrasound. I said, how about baby Ruth? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It works on a couple of levels. Yeah. You know, baby Ruth, right? Right. Well, it's a good strong name.

The candy bar. The lady is after the famous Riga Baga. Yeah. I'm just saying. Right. Just make sure. Our lady is after the famous Riga Boga. Yeah, I'm just saying. Right. Just make sure, yeah. I don't know, just make sure to get the kid really fat. That kid's happened. Yeah.

I don't know. All right. What are you gonna say? Good bye everybody. See ya. See ya next Tuesday. Thank you. Thank you.