The Dick Show - Episode 234 - Dick on Black Santa

Episode Date: November 24, 2020

Black Santa's backstory, steak big leaguers, humidors, a pro-life death penalty, new forever curfews, smoking in a non-smoking area, the new Animaniacs has no nurse, stepping on sap, The Great Reset, men wearing dresses, n-word rock, fisherpeople, a cheat pass for your wife, the misery divide, women on women in science, the furry art game, and more stories from prison; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Why have I been punishing myself with an 11 o'clock show? I don't know. I don't know, years. Because I set an alarm for this show. Yeah, well I started getting ready at like eight. Why do I do that? Why don't I just move it to noon? Well, when do you actually get out of bed?

About 10, 45. That's what I thought. Yeah. But I got to get up to do notes and stuff. Do you do notes like the morning before? It's morning of. Oh yeah. You can't.

Do you ever have like an idea or something and do it? I mean, do you ever just, you're a fun yourself jotting down things or? I jot, man. Yeah, you're a jot like a motherfucker. I always know that about you. I just jot. It's a jotter.

Real jotter. Sometimes I'll jot it on anything. I'll write it on like a window. Yeah. So there's all kinds of weird shit all over my you. I just jot. It's a jutter, real jutter. Sometimes I'll jot it on anything. I'll write it on like a window. Yeah. So there's all kinds of weird shit all over my house. Don't forget. And you're like, what the fuck did this mean? And then I'll, but I'll remember what it is.

Yeah, I have so much chatting. What the hell is milk crate? What the hell is a milk steak? Yeah. What did I call myself this word? What the? Oh man, I made some, I made some mistakes last night. I'm gonna tell you.

You made some mistakes? Did you really? Stakes. Oh you made some. Did you say mistakes? Yeah. Oh yeah. That sounds good.

I made a couple inch on a quarter thick prime rib eye. Right? Prime rib eye. Yeah. Does that make more? Tell me how you did it. Uh, well, how you did it. Well, I left them out.

Okay, get up to kind of room temperature. Oh, yeah. Before you cook them, you left them out. Did you let them age at all? Did you make them? No, no, no, fresh salt, fresh pepper. Okay. Right?

Good. Pretty liberal. Okay. Right? Good. Pretty liberal. Okay. Let that sit on there for about 20 minutes, half an hour or so before they went on, pulled a little bit. You can see a little bit of moisture pooling at the top. All right, all right. In the meantime, I made some Yukon Gold potatoes that I cut in half, right?

Olive oil, I seasoned them, granulated garlic, smoked paprika, cayenne pepper, salt. All right. These go on the grill too. Wow. I also made some... cayenne pepper. Yeah, yeah.

Asparagus. You're not gonna overpower your meat, your meat flavor with cayenne pepper? No, no, no, no. For the potatoes. Potato, okay, I'm sorry. Only for the potatoes. They're like seasoned potatoes.

Okay. Asparagus. Get the kind of the thicker one so they hold up to the heat. You put them in a ziplock bag. You put olive oil, balsamic vinegar, a little bit of soy sauce for salt. I'm gonna jot this down. Fresh pepper and lemon juice.

Can you say pepper? Yeah. Okay. And they all have a little different cooking times, but man, that, that steak it had the char on the outside. None of the gray shit before you get to the middle. Medium rare fucking perfectly. Really? You would have looked at if you, if that was 50 bucks a plate, you would have raved about it. It was, it was some of the best steak I ever made. It was 100. I'd be raving about

it. Maybe. But I need to, I'm not going to rave for no $50 stake for free. Well, I mean, I'm trying to keep it into it, you know, it was, it came out good. I was pretty, I'll pay you $80 for it. I need pretty pretty pleased with my self. I have to pay $80 for a stake in eight months. I'm starting to feel like I know it's true, right? I mean, all I want to do is grill. They're saying right now, you know what?

I'll tell you one thing that makes me a raise this week. Big leaguer, steak big leagers. That will, you'd post a picture of your food. First of all, you shouldn't be doing that. You should never be posting a picture of your food, but then I agree with that entirely. So the people taking the steak pictures and big leagging the steak, like, ah, well, this is,

nah, you've fucked it all up. You've clearly fucked it all. Don't be your dad. No, I don't carry. There is a lot of... There is a lot of... To the son. Leave that shit behind.

Just let the people enjoy the steak that they made. The fact that they're posting a picture of it means they don't really know what they're doing. Some people like, no, like, reverse sear is a big thing. They don't see it after you cook reverse sear is a big thing. Then you see her daft, do you cook it? Yes. Oh man. Yeah.

I'm doing this thing called drunken cooking. Right. Right. I run frozen steaks under the tap at 200 degrees. And then when I remember that I started doing that, I throw them on the grill, which I start then, which I started at that moment because I didn't plan properly. And then you come to when the smoke alarm goes off. Yeah. Drunken killing. Great. You then you come to when the smoke alarm goes off. Yeah, that's great.

That's great. Great. You remember you grab it on the way out, all the way through. You evacuate the stakes from your house. I can take a, I can take a, a 12 ounce filet and reduce it to a four ounce hockey puck. You've never seen the amount that what I can do to a stake.

No, that can be done. Fuck and stake big leagues. No, this is what you do. You got to do it. No, it's you motherfucker. Look, there's people like what they like. They're different. There's some hints that I found helpful,

but it's not, I don't think there's a one size fits all for the meat. I don't know where the size is. If it comes out and it's eatable, I thank God. Because I cannot concentrate on, I don't know what it is, I cannot concentrate on the steak. Like, I'll get it there and I think, well, it's almost there,

I'll just throw it on for another 10 seconds. 10 seconds ruined. Everything. Well, I have to, I mean, it's like that. I use a time it, you know, so it's like, yeah, I thought you were supposed to just wing it. I mean, a good chef, then you just wing everything. You don't read ingredients.

Yeah, think about the ingredients. You just wing it. One thing that seemed to help me was cooking it longer on the first side than the second side. I do that. I do that. Boom. You know what I've been getting into lately?

I think you learned how to do this stuff at 40 cigars. So check this shit out. Have I complained about this? When you used to have a humidor, like this is... Oh me? When anybody did. Oh yeah.

I got my rock-a-man gave me a humidor for being the best man in his wedding. It's divorced by the way. And it had this, it came with like this moisture detecting device that looked like something, it looked like an antique sailing equipment that it came with. Yeah. Like a temperature thing, a fucking moisture thing because you got to keep cigars. God, cigars are like babies. If you're not attending to them every 10 minutes, they just die. They dry up and they're unsmokable, just like babies. That's a big cigar.

Yeah, they're on the right. Big cigar wants you to think that. Yeah. Cubans cigars, actually, you can just leave them outside. That's why they don't want to import them. Because they're kind of humid in Cuba. Well, they bring it with them. You can just leave them on the porch.

You could stick them on a cactus. They're expensive because each one comes with its own built-in humidor. That's what they don't want you to know. Did I start broadcasting this already? I got it. The humidor, it would come with, now I'm doing back in time rages because this, I've just overcome this.

And it's changed my life. This is what I'm building up to. It came with an old nautical dials and a system by which you had to gauge the hydrogenation of your cigars to keep them remotely smokeable. You had to get distilled, distilled water, and put it in a sponge that went inside of a plastic sarcophagus that looked like a child's magic trick. Because you know, on minerals in the water is what I'm talking about. No.

Why would you want any minerals in your water? And then this would Velcro on the inside of the humidor, which had to be kept. So I tried my hardest at what, 19, 20, to keep this infernal contraption going so I could keep my vicious cigar habit at 20. The 20 is the age when you get more flasks than you could ever know what to do with. And you would have to get sophisticated. Yeah, you can't even legally drink it, but you have a lot of flasks with your name on them. And you're living the gentleman's lifestyle, right?

You've got, you've got, you've got a closed pile up the side of your room that looks like a dog run that the dog's been running back and forth and kicking clothes up. You've got a half pipe of dirty clothes on the side of a road in like fucking upstate New York. The closer you pile against the wall, they just get higher and higher. You've got a snow plow. You've got a half pipe in your room and your queen bed that's probably used and has no headboard.

But if you're lucky, you've got a $40 mattress frame that clanks together from sit and sleep. You've got a half pipe of clothes on one side of the room and a half pipe of garbage. But God, you've got all, you've got your sophisticated humidor for all the fucking intelligent conversations you're going to be having with years ago that you could, you could never just go down to the cigar store and get one of you out. I need to have them right now. Yeah.

You don't understand. I'm an entrepreneur. And for forms. Yeah, exactly. And the priorities are in order. What do you smoke? What do you smoke? I've got a pump.

I mean, nobody. I've got a Neutrophoensis here. I got a vol. This is a cohebe here. And Macanudo. Macanudo as a punch. El Rey Domundo. And I will ever.

I would try my tribal cigar. Fucking hardest. Yeah. But then of course, just like the the bit the crypto story I told in the bonus episode Which is up at that was fun patreon dot dick or patreon dot com slash the dick show that oh you like that story where I lost 50 grand You thought that was fine. Did you I don't know if you story. I don't know if you said the amount. Well, it said that token went up to $50 while I was playing jack off. And I don't know if you actually committed around.

How much you put into that guy. That other guy lost half a million dollars. So that makes me feel better. If other people suffer more than I suffered because of their stupidity, then it's not. We need that, we need that guy this time. Like Santa, why is your better than branding? Yeah. of their stupidity, then it's, but I, we need that, we need that guy this time. Like Santa, why is your better than branding?

Santa needs a rebranding from like, ho ho ho, I'm fat to fuck yourself. The biggest fuck up on earth. Like I'm Santa, I fucked up again. So where kids, everybody's too broke now to get anything they wanted. Nobody, they're asking, you know, kids ask for ponies, right? Right. Now they're not even asking for my little, yeah. Now you're getting a drawing. You're getting a drunken drawing of a horse. Dad put together at three in the morning while he was cruising want ads on Christmas Eve. You can't even know what like a stick horse is. But he can't get, but he can't get

any because he can't get a, because he's still testing positive for COVID three weeks later. We can't get a job. So Santa is just a big, you give all the shitty presence to the kids. Well, that's Santa. He's a gigantic fuck up. Yeah. The guy has all the opportunities in the world, but he fucks up and streams on Twitch as Mrs. Clause every night to 30 or 40 people. Yeah. So, so wait, but you were saying we need somebody who's like worse this time of

year. So is there somebody worse than Santa? Is that where you're going with this? No, I was going to my humidor. Okay. But we do need a worse than Santa. But no, should I just start the song or? Just keep going. 10 minute gold open. The humidor that I would work. And I remember it, I opened it up one day and it was like, the price is right sound. Sound was like, oh, fuck, I forgot my cigars. Oh, my collection of five or six cigars that I had. For some reason, been hoarding and compiling.

Like, I have a mental disease because I think I do have that mental hoarding and compiling like I have a mental disease because I think I do have that mental hoarding disease. Okay. And I fought for 20 years to try to not, that's why you see nothing in my house. I think a lot of people have a little bit of that capacity. I would have that too. I have the leg.

And finally, I get so fed up, I will just throw away like boxes, basically unopened. Everything's got to go. I'm like, I unopened. Everything's gotta go. I'm like, I have a minute, I gotta go. I don't even care what's in here. Like, exactly. I've thrown out so many books, I've thrown out every year book I ever had. Like, what am I?

Like, what the hell do I care? Why was I tricked into buying this? Right. I can remember moving from one apartment to somewhere else, it was just like, yep, this is really heavy and really annoying and the dumpster is like right out in the parking lot. That's gonna go.

Do you remember when we threw away a whole house? Yeah. God, that was the greatest feeling. And then we threw away a piano. I know. We drove, shot and I drove to the dump. We lived together for God knows how long cycling in roommates and we throw away a piano. I know. We drove, Sean and I drove to the dump. We lived together for God knows how long cycling in roommates and we had just amassed this house full of garbage.

Yeah. And we independently took our lives. It was like the Brady bunch, but it was nine squares of crap that we had amassed together. We rented a, you hauled a trailer, right? We rented a trailer and we put it on my truck and we filled this there. My dad was there.

Yeah. And my dad out of our entire, and our like friends would give us furniture. Sure, of course. Like you guys, this is your go to the dump. You guys are classy guys. That's how you got a humidor up there. Why don't you take this antique chest?

You can do something with that. And our friend would say like, you know what, I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna set it up in the entryway and I'm gonna put all of of my venom action figures in it. So have a nice conversation. And we said, well, I said, yeah, that sounds great. Yeah.

Of course, every part of that. Yeah. I like it. Don't care. That's right. So we rented a trailer and filled it up. And I were cabertossing shit. We cabertossed a full on antique, like that chest that I'm talking about into the city

dump, the landfill where all the skulls are going around and the dump trucks are lined up. They just said the dozers are pushing big piles and that was awesome. Toy Story 3. I shot put a computer monitor. Yeah. The, the, the, the dozers are pushing big piles and yeah, that was awesome. Like toy story. I shot put a computer monitor. Yeah. You're not supposed to throw those away. But it was, it was so much fun to see one of those like 80s fucking full depth monitors.

You know, the only thing you've heard is, you know, was green type and organ, and organ trails. I looked at so much. You know why they don't want to throw a monitor just crunched because it's fun. Because everything is really fun. Yes. Yeah. Everything you've ever looked at is stored in the monitor. So they take them to special reclamation centers

and extract everything you've ever seen for purposes of blackmail and parallel construction. Is this like true? Is this like how they, yeah. Is this like how they used to look into the eyes of a murder victim and see the last image that they saw? Wild Wild West, you mean what do you mean? So you can see who killed you?

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it was, no, it wasn't true, but yes, the experts, I bet. People did that, experts. People did that. Well, in like experts, a couple of podunk towns that happened in order to, in order to to, uh, experts on podunk, to not interrupt, in order to rip up a couple of podunk towns that happened in order to in order to to uh, experts on podunk to know to the rough up a couple black people. That's what that image is really dark. Yeah.

Let's see here. We have an eroded. Yeah. He definitely did it. That's what's in her. Yeah. That's what's in her. So it's in a virus.

You know what I love? Uh, the Supreme Court this week, sentence to guide a death. Right? Like they didn't let him, any is, I mean he seems to be a murder and a remultable rapist, right? Yeah, it seems to me like they made the right call, but you know, I'm not God. So I don't know 100%. Well, that's the thing. Yeah. Like, we've also fucked up a couple. Well, I know. Like, I know. Yes. Half the country thinks that that computer machines and fraud is

electing the wrong guy president. So I'm just saying like, it's been known to happen where fuck ups have got it's I guess the irony to me is that the pro life half of the Supreme Court has turned down a guy's appeal to not be executed by the state. I just find it in. I find it. You know, it's not full proof. You know, you just keep them locked up. He can't be. He's completely with you on that. I'm only knowing that really wants it to be 100%. Like, you can't get it 100% guys.

That's the thing. And that's after coming to that, that's why I am absolutely for the death penalty for everyone. Not in cases where it cannot be wrong. Well, that doesn't exist. Well, okay, say there's video evidence of him doing it. It's a deep fake. Okay.

He's got a twin. He's got a evil twin. And he says, I did this. He turns himself in like Kevin Spacey and it's interrogated into it like Brendan Dassy. Right out in the middle, I want every, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, I'm like, I'm making a huge experiment here by the way. It's like, okay. There are very few cases if anywhere that actually happens.

So it's like, yeah, you can be wrong. So it's like, yes. Oh, you got to do it, be wrong once. And we've been wrong a lot. It's happened. Yeah, it's happened. I just find it ironic. That's all. Yeah, yeah, dead. A lot. I just find it ironic.

That's all. Yeah, dead. Like, what about that? I get the sound. Like, I'm like, no. That guy did that. Yeah sure. He deserves to be tortured to death.

But we got to make sure that he fucking did it. Because there's no duo versus it's the only thing you can't. You can't, you'll never give somebody their time back. Yeah. Like, you fucked up their life. But that's the one thing that is as final as it gets. I feel like you should have like an unlimited bank account. If you, because you see these stories of people getting out of prison from being wrongfully accused

and they get like 40 bucks, they get like a gift card, they like stand there subway and the meal. And the meal. Oh, 40 bucks on a meal. Very good. Yeah, I feel like they should just and the muo frequent. Oh, 40 bucks on a muo. Very good. Yeah, I feel like they should just have an unlimited bank account. Yeah. How much could you really spend?

How about never having to pay taxes again? Yeah. Never having to pay taxes again that. That's this way you guys could just do that, right? The rest of your life is on us. Because we fucked up anyway, that humidor. I opened the box, the humidor. And it was like prices, right, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

because all my cigars had burst like blue flowers. The fucking hydro meter had fallen off because it was so dry that the, that the sticky part of the velcro had peeled off of it. Everything is just desiccated. And hot. And I said, I said, what the fuck is, what am I doing here? What the hell am I doing? So then I quit after that, right? 20 years I quit. Some dickheads do like cigars. I think it was a tech sub.

And they don't cost cancer. Did you know that? There's no like definitive link between cigars and cancer. Yeah, they know that. Well, they's no definitive link between cigars and cancer. Yeah, they know that. Well, they think they, some people really chew on them, which, if you got a strong cigar, I'm going to moke them in my ass because I was so worried about getting mouth cancer. Right. And it's just a colon cancer.

Well, I can take, I can do what they call it. Exactly. I get it. What do I need to process it for? True you're going to say? I was going to say, there's some people who chew, you're kind of chew on them. You know, I really get a lot of that in the, I mean, it could conceivably lead to like mouth cancer or tongue cancer.

Really? But yeah, you don't. You soak in eating chicks out and everyone's all about that. Everyone's always making a big deal about that. HPV, right? I mean, yeah. That's what I, that's what I saw in the news. I mean, you know, it's

dangerous. You should slap a warning label on that shit. Probably. Stay away from this. Probably. It's bad for you. It smells like that because it's bad for you. That's what it's. Not juicy as they would, as they would want you to think from the pants, from the pants, right? The warning label on the pants. right? Those pants are actually very dangerous. Right, they're encouraging you and younger men to dig into that area. I risk high risk activity that can result in a fatal disease. A fatal cancer that will make your face look all fucked up.

There's the nobles shit. They gotta like take out, you're like your jaw or your tongue or yeah. Yeah, that's not good. The Dixho pint classes, which are, I think still are still on sale. They're gonna be a couple of years left. They had to have warning labels on the bottom

that say some things in this product may cause cancer for California. Like California made it so every thing produced has to have a label on it that says it will contain chemicals known to the state of California, which are like cause cancer. Water or whatever. Glass particles, molecules have been known to cause cancer. That shit needs to be on vaginas.

I don't see why not. If little boys are getting their dicks chopped off, their four skins chopped off by these butchers, then little girls need some kind of warning label on there or adult women when they're 18. I don't want to think about any kind of underage. I was going to just say that. Yeah. When they're 18, you got to go every day, you got to start applying a label there that says, do not cancer in this vagina. Tattoos. No, I don't want it.

Because then they'll make it, they'll own it. It'll be like cursive and- Yeah, they'll fuck it out. You're right, things like, yeah. Just a nice sticker thing. All right, here we go. Presenting. Hey.

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Hello, Dick. Hey, thanks for not killing yourself, but he's saying that. Yeah. Wow, we're on lockdown again. I guess I talked all about that on the bonus episode. I think to get into it anymore. Tampa.dick.show is your location for all Tampa related purchases. I'm going to put a discord link in there so people can meet up and share rooms and

carpool and stuff like that. Tampa.dick.show, it's going to be a shit show. It's now that we're finally sinking into it. Ralph and Merch and those guys. No, it's going to be a shit show. Now that we're finally sinking into it, Ralph and Merch and those guys, it's going to be a shit show. It probably is going to have the most, you know, associates of the show and personalities of any of them, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. Well, maybe it's going to be a good time. Maybe Juan Jacobson could come. Maybe if you have a mustache, you

could show up. Exactly. Like I got an email, you know, you get the emails. I get the emails. Some of them just hit you like where it's like they talk about certain things on the show and like, how much the show means. Yeah. And I really, it just made me, I was, no, I always appreciate those, but it wasn't like one of those, it wasn't like one of those, it was just like, hey, like just love it. Like you, you know, love, look forward to love it. Like you've been, you know, look forward to this,

all this kind of stuff. You know, no sob story, no I was gonna kill myself. No sob story. Whatever, you know. But, no, sometimes it's just nice to go like, hey, to just your reminder, like people really do identify with the show and like it. And I got me thinking, my next thought was like,

man, you know, when I hear things like that, it makes me really glad that we do live shows. And I realized how much that I do that I even though I'm an introvert really. Yeah. And they wear me out just mentally because it's just your, your on talk for so long. Talk for so long. You do. I'm always not you, you. Yes. Yes. That's right. Me. But I'm like, I'm happy to do it because you do. It's just a good reminder of that people still love the show and that yeah, and that like it means something and that they spend money to come out. Like it's always a good reminder for me. So I'm always happy to do it. And I'm sorry that

I will not be at this one. Oh, you're making a big mistake. And so are you with, you don't go, God, it's the truth being being everybody being quarantined is really, we went out with some friends the other day. And just being dicking around with people like there was like five people, five people we hadn't met before. I'm talking around talking to them, you know, making body jokes, testing the limits, spilling beers, such like that. Just go to a restaurant or a bar. Well, you know, making body jokes, testing the limits, spilling beers, such like that. It's just going to a restaurant or a bar. Well, we started, oh, get this. Okay.

We started at a bar. I don't know how much of the country is 10 p.m. lockdown now under Marshall Law, since it's back. You know that it's 10 p.m. Yeah. A lot of places, not just California. And some place in Michigan is, if you try to see your family, they're going to find you with thousand bucks.

There's something like that. Well, they see you, if they see you with friends, you're fine. Well, Canada has had incredible fines. Canada. I would like to fund a DARPA initiative for the USA to grow a giant cock and fuck Canada up their ass. What is that? What are they?

Number one, what are they doing? And they put that slur or not found, PM of theirs, Justin Trudeau, on TV talking about, talking directly about the great reset. And this is, this is the fucking, it's the most fucking wild shit I've ever seen. Article after article for a week straight talking about how the great reset is a far right conspiracy.

And then he just comes right out and says it with a straight face. We're like, what the fuck are you talking about? What do you say? He said it was time for the great reset and to get reset, like we got to get, oh, change the nature of our economy when we get it started and pay more attention. Yes. On fucking video on a live stream. I mean, it is the, it is the, uh, uh, I've never said the bald face, the bald face misrepresentation

of what people are worried about in the great reset versus a guy who just comes out and says, yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna evolve, if Canada evolved people, Justin Trudeau evolved people who has absolutely nothing to do with it. No events to Canada, but just not that, just not that, first of all, you're all locked down. Secondly, there's just not that much buying power. I don't want some Trudeau blackface video. And he did blackface, didn't he?

Aladdin's not even black. It's the weird stuff. He was a ladded of that. Yeah, he was like a sultan. When I saw that, he's not even black. So it's all so awful. Of course he did. Of course he did.

I just moved on. I was like, yeah, Justin Trudeau in black face. Okay, that's human door. By the way, the fix for the human door is these fucking packs that keep the human door at the exact temperature you want man? It's unreal. It says on the back 72% I drop in the You know box it's like it fucking stays 72 forever my cigars. I have a whole collection of cigars now Then I'm gonna smoke the fuck out of it's unreal. It's like a 20 year fucking sliver and extracted out of my brain like that

Episode a star trick. I'm gonna fill up a whole fucking ball of brainworms. It feels incredible. I wonder when those came out. Thank you, kids. Thank you for whoever sent that to me. I think it was a 686 attacks up. Oh my God. Oh, that they're not that old. Yeah, as far as like that goes, because they've had the like the desiccant, you know, the desipacks or whatever that whole moisture, obviously, like out of the air. But this is the opposite. And it keeps it exactly to it. And you can pile it up. And then you can fill the whole fucking box up with them.

It's so, it's a may, it changed my life. I'm gonna die. That's the last thing I think, oh, those fucking packs, put me. God, please, please, please, please, please, please. Please stay good forever. Don't you fucking touch them. Ah!

Yeah, bury me with that box. Burry me with a pack, fill up my coffin with those. Shuffle bunches, I was up my asshole. Yes, fill up my, fill up my coffins. So I stay humid and 72 humidity for all of eternity with those fucking till I try out like a little wafer. What are we talking about? Santa Claus, I believe.

Yeah, Santa Claus. You on Nordstrom's has a, you have a decent size here, but or it's all right. You got, like a, you know, you got stuff. Got a divider? I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know what I, I don't know what I have in there. Man, I don't know, I can't be remembering that shit. What is gonna go out of the back of my head now? I'm worried about new information, pushing out old shit that I need.

So I try not to learn anything anymore. I can see that. Only right-wing conspiracies that will make me upset for the show. That's the only valuable knowledge to me anymore because I can monetize it. Everything else is garbage. This is it.

You know, it's so funny. I was, and it. Everything else is garbage. This is it. You know, it's so funny. I was, and it's exactly what you thought. Yes. Yeah. Here's exactly what, like, no, it's perfect. It's, if there's one thing you know how to do, it's monetize a personality. I fucking told you that I, okay. We went out, we went out for, after the curfew was like started, we went out at, I don't

know, it was seven o'clock or something like that, just enough to, what are these guys saying? Tampa Bay shoelicker. Oh, God. Yeah, I get the shoelicker to call in. Blacklight's calling in with a furry art game that he's come up with. They've come up with. That they've come up with. We go out to eat and to get some drinks in before the, before the,

because you know, now that there's a curfew, you have to, as soon as you're out of work, you have to start drinking like you're at a fret party. If you're gonna get, if you're gonna get the job done, before you go home, you gotta go out immediately. I mean, home is boring.

So they've got to drink by yourself. They've made you have some kind of a problem. Yeah, mean, home is boring. So they got to drink by yourself and make you have some kind of a problem. Yeah, now we're done. No one's, we've got a moratorium on admitting problems for it until the lockdown's over. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Because people are just doing what they kind of need to do. It may cause them problems down the road. But I'm all like people are reset.. We're gonna reset everyone's liver. At the corner, the cornerstone of everybody's being is survival. You do whatever you have to do to survive.

Yeah, we're in that now. We're in the end game. We're in the end stage right now. Fourth industrial revolution. Hand stage terminal dancer, terminal cancer in America and capitalism as all. They have these tables spread out all over the place on sidewalk down there Where's the stonetown? No, this is down the street. This is like an eagle rock

This is right down the street in my house. It's really bougie neighborhood Well, I know yeah, you know down there like they've took if you walk fucking hipsters man They've taken it taken there just it's it's like creeping virus. It's like not anymore like creeping death and they're just, it's like creeping virus. It's like, not anymore, it's like creeping death. They've turned the, they've turned a smog check center into a smog check bar where you can go in and get your car smog checked by an app. Yeah, and the horseradish are served

on plates of broken glass, you know, like really like hip shit, right? But then one step too far and you're at a tienda, where you're looking at, wow, there's a lot of red dresses and he shit, right? But then one step too far and you're at a tienda, where you're looking at, wow, there's a lot of red dresses and he's like, oh, pretty big. Pretty big. They've got these tables all over. But I fucking not walk by a farm with that shit on

is what I'm saying. There may be a bull that fucking curiosity gets the better of them. And you end up either fucked or fucked if you know what I mean I'm a fat women dress like that. That's all I Don't they wear I can you turn can you hit that top switch to turn the fridge in there off? Why don't they just why don't hop why don't fat women wear clothes that just have pictures of skinny women on them? Oh, you know just you know

Think about some thought I know so fucking selfish right? Yeah, you got your mask on you know, think about something. So fucking selfish, right? You got your mask on, but what about the rest of this? Right, come on. Right, right, give me, if I have to look at a, at a, at a, you know, at a tent, walking down the street, and I should, right, give me some wallpaper.

At least sell an ad. Put a beer ad on all of this. There you go, yeah. There's a still, we still have those, right? We go to this bar and it's all outside. Yeah, right now in the beautiful asphalt with cars and buses driving by, pumping methane into your face while you're trying to enjoy it.

Covering monoxide. Chad and of course, the pavement hasn't been leveled one time, even when they poured it, they somehow made it support it at a slope. Everything's fucked up. That's all cracked, of course made it support it at a slope. Everything's fucked up. That's all all cracked, of course, because they fucked up the mix. Every single fucking one is cracked.

So the table is like riding a goddamn surfboard all night. Not one fucking chair works. So maddening. They couldn't just they couldn't they couldn't for $400, put some cinder blocks down, put some plie, even it out, put some fucking plywood on top of it and set the table there. Yeah, yeah. Even though it's been going on for eight months,

they couldn't do that. Whatever, that's fine. So I said, hey, I ordered a drink. Oh, yeah, that's great. I'll take whiskey as much as he got. You can just pour a little bit out for the next guy. I don't even want a model. I don't even want to know what a drink,

like a drink, drink costs in places like that, any more in LA. Oh, I have no idea. I don't think they changed their prices like a drink, drink costs in places like that anymore in LA. Oh, I have no idea. I don't think they changed their prices either. Really? Which is bizarre. Not why you're the opposite. Like, okay, scotch on the rocks.

Like, is that like, is that like 12 bucks? Yeah. 14 bucks. I actually know it. I don't know. I haven't looked it. I haven't looked it a receipt in God knows how long. There's one thing you've got to the road.

The road's a show. It's got to be like 22 bucks for fucking, yeah. One, love it in a glass. Yeah. There's one thing you've got to the road. The road's a bit. It's gotta be like 22 bucks for fucking, yeah, and love it in a glass. That's bullshit though. This fucking Tampa show, God bless them. And the venue's been great for letting us do it. Yeah, yeah. And for, you know, responding to lunatics,

where they should be responding to. But fucks shit with terrorists. The fucking Airbnb is a grip, the theater is a grip. Like, oh my, is it at what point the tickets are a shitload? Like at what point? There's a lot more than you would think. They're like normal. Like at what point is anything affected?

At what point is anything besides John Q. Every man affected by any of this shit? It's unbelievable. Yeah. Anyway, I say to the guy, say to the gentleman at the bar, like, oh, yeah, it's cool. Is it cool if I smoke out here, smoke cigarettes, you know, because I'm wearing a track suit. I like to look the part. Yeah.

And he goes, oh, yeah, sorry, no. Like, what do you mean at this point? What do you mean, sorry. You mean I can't, I can't sit outside and smoke a cigarette on the street. I'm pretty sure I was able to do that before your bar became the street. I know. So is it at what? Can you draw, can you please draw a line where it's legal for me to where you're not going

to hassle me? I'm fucking sure that the police are not gonna hassle me for smoking on this dilapidated shit. Yeah, that you have here is an excuse. I don't, like I don't like people smoking around me only cause it gets, cause it, you know, clothes, smell, all that kind of stuff. I don't think I'm gonna get cancer

if I stand next to somebody smoking for a while. In this case, no, that's all bullshit too. I would have, I would have no problem with somebody on the street during COVID. He's saying it's illegal. Whatever, I've just fucking looked the other way like it's, what do you think he's going to do like smoke for three hours? I mean, you know, he's going to have one and put it away for a while and then like,

I'm sorry. What do you mean no, sorry? I don't know that. Do you mean no sorry? Do you know that? Do you actually know that or are you just airing on the side of me not getting? Is it just, is this just the tyranny of one guy like always passing it fucking down? I don't know.

I smoked anyway, but I did hide it behind a street lamp. Every time you look at it, I'm fucking 40 years old and I'm hiding cigarettes. I know. I would be more brazen as a child. Sure, check this out. Wap, wap, wap, wap, fillin' up this liquor with water. Fuck you, but now, now, okay, what else do I have here?

Stepping and sap, that may, that may be. Oh yeah. Yeah, stepping in, that's a pain in the ass. And even when it's sort of tacky on the bottom of your shoes, it'll still go like, every time you walk, right, you can hear it just, you know, that little sticky. And these girls stepped in some sap. Yeah.

I said, I fuck you, you should've been paying attention. You got it on your sock. Now you got it in your truck. Yeah, and then I took one step and she goes, watch out for that sap. I said, bitch, I know. No, I'm talking. Please, because you stepped in it. No, I didn't. Yeah, and then I took one step, and she goes, watch out for that sap. I said, bitch, I know. No, I'm talking about it. She goes, you stepped in it.

No, I didn't. Please, I am sap. She goes, oh yeah, why don't you take a little lap? So I go, fuck. Take a step, try to go extra slow, you know? Oh, fuck, all right, here we go. And I lift my shoe up. Yeah, I'm like, no, I didn't,

that was me making that noise. Yeah, that was a bone, that was my ankle popping because I'm so old. Right, right, that wasn't any sap. Yeah, fuck. Gotta get rid of it, Sean. I watched the new Animaniacs in Notice Day severe lack of enormous tits. I don't know.

Oh, I mean, how many have you seen? One and a half. One and a half, yeah. I quit when Pinking the Brain were in Medieval Times and I thought, how is this, how is this, how is the second episode? They've already violated the constructs of these characters. They are genetically engineered mice who have been corrupted, corrupted by the biomedical, industrial, complex into taking over the world. They are a metaphor for their own creators. Now they're just food in medieval times.

That doesn't make, there's no fucking allegory here, guys. Who fucking, who wrote this? Who wrote this? I'm gonna present chance of woman wrote this. Is that? No, they just like, it was just like, we're in the medieval times now. And this is, we're just rats in the medieval times. And now we want to take over the world, but in medieval times.

Uh, uh, well, he always wants to take over the world because he has been, by, because he's been genetically engineered by, by, was there a time machine involved? No, they just started there. Oh, it's just never. And it's dragons. I can't, I can't, I can't do this. Keep going. I just can't keep going. What? Keep, No, they just started there. I was just never done. There's dragons. I can't. Yeah, I can't do this. Keep going. I just can't. Keep going.

What? Keep watching. Keep watching. Yeah, because I got to skip that. No, no. I think the Trump one was funny. I thought, and I, you know, I loved Trump. Yeah, I recorded a ton of those episodes.

Did you really? Yeah. All right, I'll keep watching this for you. I remember remembering scripts and all that kind of stuff. It was, it's, it was like, Tits is got some really clever shit in there. The no tits? The no big tits.

The no hello, no. Yes, Tits. I haven't seen the original series in a while. I don't know, give it a, give it a few more for me and give me your, give it a handsome pornography playing. I remember laughing a lot. I'll watch it. That show is very sexually charged.

There's one, all about how like Ben Franklin was a dickhead. Okay. It's funny. Okay. Does he have big, does his wife have big tits? I don't know. I haven't seen the finished animation. All right.

But you know, like a lot of people, oh, Ben Franklin did this. Ben Franklin did that. It's like, yeah, Ben Franklin said he did this and said he did that. We didn't really do that stuff. A lot of stuff. Yeah, it was not necessarily him, but he was like, all there to. Well, I mean, you know, I don't know. He was, he was, he was all, he was all, he was, he wouldn't, he wouldn't tell someone otherwise who thought he, it's like, it's like, it's a big, big, big shot. Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.

Yeah. One of those. With all of his, like, farmers on the neck of quotes that he put together. Poor Richards on the neck. Oh, yeah. What did I say? The farmers on the neck? No, that's the good one.

Poor Richards on the neck. Yeah, he seems like a real 40 day work week or a, well, I mean, I won't call myself a genius, but you can you people do yeah people say that i'm probably the smartest founding father and stuff like that fuck been franklin um if you're so smart why are you dead let's see here uh... nords trums is sold out of white santa what out of white Santa. What? Nordstrom has black Santa's that you can... Did you know about black Santa?

Yeah. I mean, how do you explain black Santa to your little kids if you are black? Like, I really want to know that because when you see like, Gumby going around, there's not like a, if you saw as a kid, black Gumby and then there's like another color, Gumby going around, there's not like a, if you saw as a kid, black Gumby,

and then there's like another color of Gumby, you would say, well, that's a different guy. Yeah, a different character, right? And then they say, well, that's Gumby too. Well, it's obviously not Gumby, because he's fucking black or blue or whatever. Yeah. White. Is this brother? Yeah.

Is this brother? Is it a bad guy? Right. Is it a better Gumby? What's this guy's story? And your parents are saying, well, that's Gumby as well. So Gumby just changes colors. Yeah. No.

No. That's always Gumby. Right. Oh, okay. Where is this guy always Gumby? What the fuck is that? Which one is on the TV show Gumby is green though? Yeah.

So where the fuck is this other Gumby that has only, is this like a Mexican knockoff Gumby? That you're trying to play off on me? Does the other Santa give better Christmas presents? Then the black one that you guys are saying is the same, even though it's obviously, it's not the one on the Coke. Yeah. So what's going on here?

Barbie is not sometimes black Barbie, it's another guy the one on the Coke. Yeah. So what's going on here? Yeah. Barbie is not sometimes black Barbie. It's another guy that they got who's like Kipper or Kinesha or something. Well, they, yeah, they fleshed out the Barbie world. It's just, yeah, it's basics. Yeah. So when you prop up, when you have a store like Nordstroms with a black version of Santa, what is the story?

How do you, as a kid, I'm saying, how do you rectify in your mind the sudden appearance of a different ethnicity of Santa Claus? What is the, what's the explanation? I don't know. You don't know. No, I don't know. I've never had to explain to any black children I have.

Well, you know, why Santa is black. As if they don't have enough trouble already. Now you're springing on the black parents here. Go ahead and explain black Santa if you can. Let's violate the conception of Santa for your children only. Because you're going to be aggressively sold this. This is what they have in the store. You have to make, oh, you gotta see this shit.

Here, I want you to see what Santa is like for the children this year. I see. Oh, so it's, okay. This may look like a preposterous Sam Hyde bit, but I promise you that it's actually reality. That's always truth is, yeah. Let me see if I can pull this up.

Display capture eight. Yeah, here we go. Oh yeah, that's smooth. That's smooth. Okay, Shiny, take a look at this. That's Prusha, I'm saying Cabela. This is fast pro shops Santa X is here. Look at this blue side. Look at this bulletproof blue side between Santa and the children. We imagine Santa's wonderland. They've reimagined Santa's wonderland. Thanks to our magic Santa. It's like a museum. They're taking your fucking temperature.

The elves are. Are you fucking insane? I thought we're going to check out Black Santa. This isn't Black Santa. This is just COVID Santa. They're spring off to COVID clause. This is COVID clause. Yeah.

Wait in line like you're in a concentration camp and Ray Finkel's the mayor. Can you believe that shit? Ray Finkel. Finkel's the mayor of the concentration camp. So what do you think about that? Lucite, I mean, bulletproof, like you're going to a bank in a shitty neighborhood.

I've never known any kid who wanted to talk to Santa that bad. Really? Did you remember it being, oh, to go through all that rig and all and wave Santa from behind glass, like he's been captured by the people that took, that killed ET. Yeah. Right. I don't know. Uh, how, how does a black guy, how did he get to the North Pole?

How what's the backstory there? Oh, boy. Did he just up and say, I'm going to go to the North Pole? They said the North was the, where the freedom was. And one of them just kept on going. And he went, he went on going. The freest, he's the freest black man on earth. I'm sold.

Okay, good. Santa's now black. Yeah, I won't have it any other way. Right. I'm sick of white. See, I'm sick of the Coke Santa. Who would have more motivation than to get the fuck out of the South where wherever selfie came from?

Could be Southern Canada. He goes, I better get the fuck up there to be safe. Uh, yeah, he's a shith. Well, these big furry things are fucking white. What the fuck? What the fuck up there to be safe. Yeah, he's a shizz. Well, he's big furry things are fucking white. What the fuck? What the fuck? He's been oppressed by whiteness. Yeah.

Yeah, he's the freest man and also the most oppressed by whiteness with horrible blizzards and bears and stuff. Oh man, and all of his elves are white, I guess. I mean, Asian. That hasn't Chinese. I don't know. Probably, they're probably, they're probably, they're probably all kinds of races. I just look, I look at the check-in thing for the movies for a long time. They're like the elves. You see, you'll see like a mix, right? Like Santa's always white, but the elves can be whatever. Whatever. Yeah. I guess so. I guess there would be a mix of those guys. There's plenty of black appointments though for black Santa. So they guess, I guess they hired the wrong amount at Nordstroms for white Santa and

black Santa. So the white Santa's are sold out. Yeah. So if you're a parent, you want to take your kid to see Santa to see what they might want for Christmas, you know, like yeah, that's the whole point. Is it take them to the store and then the kid says what they want and you go by the, it's a scam. I know.

Yeah. So you have to take them to see Black. So poor Black Santa is, doesn't have a child in his lap. Yeah. There's a non-use, little bit of a resource allocation, mishap, I think happened in.

I mean, it's so funny to me. Well, I like it when they come with this half-baked idea of what they think they want to do, and it just points out like, oh, this is embarrassing. Yeah. Oh, that's the great reset. Yeah. That's what they're doing.

Oh, let's see here. Oh, I've got some quotes about the great reset for you from the world economic forum, which all, all big politicians and big money guys are involved in. Tell me about the great reset. The only thing I've looked at that is it's a big conspiracy theory Or the same people who brought you you know All of them. Yeah, I didn't know I've known about this for a while I brought in parts of I've brought in Articles from the world economic forum for a while, but it's basically a group of supervillains

Okay articles from the world economic form for a while, but it's basically a group of super villains. Who are going to maintain their wealth and strangle hold over the American economy, over the first world economy, by bleeding it over into the second and third world economies. And are doing everything they can to track every resource on the planet through some form of digital ID and control it with a series of incentives made possible by digital currencies so that they can maintain the threading the needle so that they can thread the needle of economic dependency that allows that enables their tremendous wealth over the rest of us. needle of economic dependency that allows that enables their tremendous wealth over the rest of us. That's my definition, but they actually have a...

It's pretty good definition. I mean, if you're trying to articulate a concept, I mean, I get it. That sounds pretty reasonable, right? I get it. I mean, it was well explained. If you have trillions of dollars, that's something you might wanna do, right?

I'm like, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I think at some point, altruism and total control over every aspect of everyone's lives are the same, right? Like how do you stop climate change? You just control every single person on the planet and how they manufacture things

and what resources are available. Well, I subscribe to the, like to the, kind of the philosophy that there is no actual such thing as altruism. Okay, so there we go. I don't need to convince you. Yeah. Here, I brought in some quotes. This was the agency or this was the organization that said, you'll own nothing in the future and you'll be happy. Do you remember that one?

We're out of rent all our software and shit like, you know, well, you're going to be renting food, I think soon enough. Oh, I'll give it back in a different form. Yeah, they'll take you up on that. Yeah, I know, because I'll, right. Here is the guy fuel or something. Every country from the United States to China must participate in every industry, from oil and gas, and also tech must be transformed.

In short, we need a great reset of capitalism. This is Klaus Schwab, the gentleman in charge of it. Klaus, he sounds like, he might implement a plan. He dresses like a super fun too. A guy named Klaus. Yeah, he may, yeah. Yeah, he may have some other fashion to get things done. So I can see that.

Well, he needs his correct paper sign. Do you have your papers? This is what he looks like. He's not could evil looking enough. No, wait till you see what he wears. He wears like weird dress things. Not these things. I was talking with his hands a lot.

Yeah, see? That's pretty first. That's the third rikey right there. Look, he's got his hands like this together. Oh, none of these are evil enough. Let me see if I've got any more clothes from them. Little bit, he's got kind of the, you know, if he shaved his head entirely,

he's got the little fuzz or, oh yeah, he's, I don't know, man, yeah, he's suspect. Yeah, Shroff said that all aspects of our societies and economies must be revamped from education to social contracts. Don't know about that one. I mean, they're kind of working on that one anyway, right? Yeah.

Did you see the men can't wear a dress? Hoopla? No. What's... It's really aggravating. Some dumb celebrity was taking pictures and a dress and some stupid article, some stupid magazine wrote. Think I've heard an article about it. Let me see, who was it, Henry somebody?

Man wearing a dress. What was he saying with it? So he's saying that the masculinity is not, he's just saying that, like imagine the dumbest thing you could say is a man wearing a dress, trying to get attention from a bunch of stupid ugly women. Yeah. Oh, it just doesn't even matter.

Are they pro-it or men wearing dresses? Yeah. Yes. Women love that shit. Okay. But of course, the right wing cannot resist. The right wing, of course, who is more obsessed with looks and aesthetics and them defining your identity, then I think the left or at least just as much.

Like if you go to those rallies that I went to, the stop the steel rally and all this vote shit, there are always guys who are dressed up like they're playing Halloween. And they're looking like a paramilitary group. Oh, right. With all the fucking guns. Oh no, a lot of people want to play soldier. Oh, lots of them do. And they're obsessed with looking like a man

while their money's getting stolen out from Monday. It's so aggravating to see. Let me see if I can find the quote. Real men. This idea of being a real man has been packaged and sold for decades. Oh, God yeah. For maybe even like the whole concept of war

could not exist if guys were not convinced that abstract concepts where you lose and somebody else wins and not your family. Just this large group that has no, that has no, no actual limit, no definition. Yes. Is somehow integral to your madness is for sure has been convincing guys to fuck themselves over for hundreds of years and it makes me so sick every time I see it. It's true. Vogue magazine's new cover, which has British pop star Harry Styles wearing dresses.

So this Candace Owens has bring back manly men. There's no society that can survive without strong men. The East knows this. In the West, the steady feminization of our men at the same time that Marxism is being taught to our children is not a coincidence. Bring back manly men. I see bring back manly men and then the next fucking page. I see some moron selling a holistic beard growth formula. Like this is something you need to have to be a man.

Is it the ability to grow a fucking beard, like a Viking? Yeah, one, I would be highly suspect that that actually works. It does so far. Yeah. And two, it's like, you know, your biology allows you to grow a beard. Some people grow a better one than others, obviously.

And it doesn't, it's like the most useless thing you could ever have. I guess so. Yeah. Fucking dumb beer. It is, it means absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing. But shit like this is pumped down, is pumped into everybody's eyes and pumped down their throat every fucking,

well, you can't do, that doesn't, no, that doesn't make you a man. You can't be wearing a dress on this cuff. Are you fucking, are you kidding me? Yeah. Wow, maybe everybody is gender fluid. What do you, oh yeah. I mean, if the right is so worried about people like,

that's like, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, whoa, whoa, I mean if the if the right is so worried about people like yeah, exactly. Yeah Oh, whoa, whoa, I don't want to do it where address like are you guys let me clue you guys in on something You are one single chromosome away from being a woman. So I don't think if you are worried that a dress is gonna tip you over the line You're probably fucking right I don't know. Yeah, just go ahead and suck a dick. I know you want to. I know you want to. I know you want to.

Just do it. Fuck your dad. All right, let me see. Did I tell anybody to call in? It's already one, 55. We're having a good time. I know. We're having a really good time.

Black light, I did tell you to call in. Let me get to you in a minute. We talked to him before, right? Yeah, I told Chris the Kiwis around. Ohlight, I did tell you to call in. Let me get, let me get to you in a minute. We talked to him before, right? Yeah, I told, let me see if Chris the Kiwis are around. Oh, God, please. He said he wanted to call in today, but I don't have. Yeah. I don't, it says a lot of things. It depends on whether you've, uh, you've offended him or not by something you probably haven't done by not responding to him. And the, I responded to him in the manner, you know, in which he, he deserves. He's a good step to being communicated with.

He wanted another apology. I just think of being very rude, Dick, that let's see here. The fourth industrial revolution is having an impact not just on our economies, but also our societies and personal lives. How can we maximize the benefits of technology but avoid all potential risks? Good luck, we. Good luck, yeah. Yeah. When you hear that potential risk, there's always the but avoid all potential risks. Good luck, we?

Good luck, yeah. Yeah. When you hear that, all potential risks, there's always the fucking law of unintended consequences. Like, nobody foresees all the shit that happens. Like, oh, God, in hindsight, it just sounds like a,

it sounds like a nanny state to me when I hear it. We've got to avoid all potential risks. Oh, I don't want, I don't want to avoid any of them. So I, the only way you're going to make me do that is to make it illegal. This will lead to a fusion of our physical, digital, and biological identities. Clouse. Isn't that horrifying? This is all clouse.

Yes. This is, this is the, what is called a conspiracy theory. I got some reading to do. It's fuck, he's got a whole book on it. Let me, shaping the future of the fourth industrial revolution is what it's called. As capabilities in this area prove the temptation for law enforcement agencies. This time we got to do it right. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. As capabilities in this area improve the temptation for law enforcement agencies and courts to use techniques to determine the likelihood of criminal activity assess guilt are even possibly retrieve memories directly from people's brains will increase even crossing a national border might one day involve a detailed brain scan to assess an individual's security risk what the fuck part is a conspiracy that

this is a conspiracy then? This is from a fucking book. Is he saying too that like that's something to be guarded against? No, this is saying it's good. It's a goal. Yeah, even crossing a border might involve a detailed brain scan to it. No. I would expect like a regular person would be like and we need to make sure that it does not happen.

But this is again, this is the group that is meeting together with the same guys who are saying, we need to have a freedom pass in the UK. You need to get tested twice for COVID every week. And if you do test negative, you get a freedom pass and you can live life normally. Yeah. This is the people who are saying, well, you need, we need to have some kind of medical vaccination record for you to go to a concert., well, we need to have some kind of medical vaccination record for you to go to a concert.

That's what we need right away. The fourth industrial revolution technologies will not stop at becoming part of the physical world around us. They will become part of us. Right, Swab. The fantastic. Glows. And fucking fantastic.

Chris says he's not there. Damn, black lives ready to go. All right, let me get through some comments. I had a bunch of other stuff too here. Yeah. It's one of those episodes where I just wanna read everything I wrote down. Cheat pass.

How about that? Cheat pass? That's what your wife wants for Christmas, Sean. Yeah. What do you think about that? Wife wants for Christmas. Is it's our women forming a kind of a group of, you know, talking about cheap passes?

I guess why men should give their wives a cheap pass? This Christmas. Wow. When I told my husband I was interviewing a writer who thinks men should give their wives a cheat pass this Christmas. I understand. He had some questions. How would the wife find someone suitable for the occasion he wondered? That was his question.

What an idiot. We were talking in the end. You know what, go ahead. Just want you to be safe. I just want you to make sure you don't beat anybody in a non-public area. The fuck is going on? I don't know. Here is a boulder was removed because it was racist. That's too bad.

This boulder got canceled. Rock bottom. Bouldered to be removed after students complained it is racist. Let's get the rock out of here. It says what a large rock in the rock out of here. It says. What a large rock in the campus of Wisconsin, Madison, university is to be removed after the students union they're declared that it is racist.

Not content with removing the statues of people. Oh, because of what it's called. Oh, the rock used to be called N word head. Yeah. This was in the 20s. And it, yeah. And it, because does it look, I can't even really see what it looks like. That's what it looks like.

I guess it, I mean. What? I wouldn't use, I don't, that's not the first thing that came to mind. I don't, I don't see it. So it was called N-word head in the fucking 20s, 100 years ago. Yeah. So it's gonna be dug up and destroyed, I guess. This rock?

How much is that gonna cost? It's just, it's just, you know, the man is in his moving forward and I plan to remove a boulder. They're gonna fucking dig up this rock and destroy it because it used to be called the N-word head. Yeah. They're gonna commit money.

By the way, this is a university that rakes in money from the federal government in the form of student loans, stores it in endowments that are used to, that are used to fund venture capitalist firms who disrupt industries by holding them hostage with fees. Like they take over local, local food industries and say you're giving us 20% of every order. We're also going to market it to non-black owned, so you're fucked. Just shake down. And they, and this is, this is mom. And then they're going to take that, they're going to take the tax money from those people

that they just put out of business to fund this. But the rock was referred to at least once after it was dug out of the hill as a, and right. So actually, I don't know what word they're saying. But commonly used to start in the 19, in the 1920s to describe any large dark rock. So because some kids on campus called it that,

it's not like there's a plaque on it that says, and word, bad. Yeah, no, it's called Chamberlain Rock or something like that. I just read that. Are you fucking kidding me? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. Does that mean?

None of you, if you're offended by that and that is any type of a priority of yours, you are not going to make it through life. No, yes, they are. That's the great reset. I don't want them to. That's the great reset. Anybody in the middle is going to be, they're going to take the global economies of the world

and even them out. So everybody in the middle of the US is going to get closer to the world. I am entering you to walk in front of a bus, please. Now they want to pay for that. I have to pay to keep them up. I don't care. At least I won't have to deal with them. Deaf leopard famously posited in their 92 summer one hit.

Let's get the rock out of here. Oh, okay. So we're losing a bit of rock history. They just said it. Wait, nobody was, nobody was listening to deaf leopard 92. Everybody's listening to the grunge. Good point. Let's see here. The BBC today replaced Fisherman, who was only a matter of time.

Fisher people. Yeah, they're fucking, hey, get the workers to open the fucking personhole cover and go down and check out what's wrong with the sewer. Wait, disposal system, please. Yeah. The BBC style guide says, men should be left out of job descriptions unless only males are involved.

No, what do you, well, that's fluid, that's a change. It's an ever evolving definition as well, right? Oh, yeah. that's fluid. That's a change that's never evolving definition as well, right? Oh, yeah. That's right. I don't know. All right. Replaces Fisherman, Fisherman with,

always count on us to, Fisher people to take. That's a mouthful. Fisher people, Fisher people, Fisher people, Fisher people, Fisher people, Fisher people. Oh, these fucking Fisher people. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So many Fisher people. God damn, Fisher people. Fisher people. Fisher people. All these fucking Fisher people. Yeah. It's too many Fisher people.

God damn Fisher people. That's a clumsy word. No shit. Yeah. How did all the fish get, how did the ocean get denuded to fish, all the Fisher people? Yeah. Couldn't have stopped fishing them.

That'll be something I was like, oh no, men did this. What's your, men raped the ocean. Yeah, fishermen. All of a sudden they're gonna be fishermen. What is your partner, what is your life partner do? Oh, he's a, they're a fisher people. Yeah. Oh, I'm about done.

I'm about done. I'm about to be able to. I'm close to, rap. I'm close to rapping. Me out done. I'm out done. I'm out done. I'm close to rapping. I'm close to rapping. Me from human cells. This will be, what a fun technology this is. Scientists create meat. No block, fuck off.

From human body cells and blood. This group of scientists have such an unusual project want to draw public attention to the problem of killing animals. I know they grew. Oh, okay. I know there's been lab grown meat, and like they said, it was terrible.

You know, as they tried to cook down, I said it was fucking awful. Like the texture's all wrong. It's had no exercise, you know? I mean, I think it's like it is wrong to kill. Here, people feel so guilty about killing animals that we had to invent God to tell us that it's okay. Like that's how fucked up mankind's relationship

with killing sentient creatures to live, which we don't really have to do, but kinda want to do, right? That's how much internalized guilt we have over it from as a species. We had to say that God told us specifically that he put animals here for us to kill to absolve our own guilt. Like is that? I always thought that was so funny.

The longest time. The longest time. If it's obvious. Old Testament, obviously, you needed sacrifices. Yeah. And you're supposed to give, usually I think you're supposed to give the purist of the young, you know, like the purist young lamb, the, you know, right? when that, what was like, that was part of Kane and Abel, was it not? I, uh, Kane kind of gave him a shitty one and he's so favor because he gave the, you know,

that's right. Youngest, most pure lamb is half. Okay. So they're cultured and human meat. That's cool. Cool. I'm good with that. Here's a misery index.

This is probably the most vivid evidence of emiseration that I've ever seen says this guy, the X-lamission last divide. Yeah. And happiness in the United States, 1977. We're talking about it for a while. Since the recession, it's just really gone, we're just plummeted down.

Yeah, how we view our lives and how happy we are is so far below so many other countries. It's crazy. No, no, this is just within our own country. Oh, no, I know. I know, but I'm saying that too, you know. I know. It is fucking stressful to live, you know.

Well, because everything, all the money that you're, all the value that you're creating is being stolen. I mean, it's always, it's all going to insurance companies. And yeah, I know student loans. We're going to happiness index. So this is, what does that say at the top? Oh, this is a bachelor's degree. So people who have a bachelor's degree has stayed exactly the same

for 50 years. I've stayed exactly the same happiness, but if you don't have a bachelor's degree, you went from two of happiness to what? I don't know. No, you went from 2.2 or 2.25 down to... I don't know what that means, too. I mean, who fucking knows? It's going down.

I know that one of them is not going down. Yeah, exactly. The look is more severe than I don't know. You know, maybe the difference between 2.5 and 2.2 is huge. Then it doesn't sound huge, but then you look at it and it's like, yeah, that feels right. Looks like people who have degrees who are part of the class of people who could get undergraduate degrees are happy.

And if you are like a regular guy with a blue collar job or a show in a restaurant, it's just fucking, it's just, it's just tightening the screw. And this goes through 2016, right? Yeah. It looks like, but oh, it's got to have fallen off a fucking cliff after 2020. Yeah. And also, I mean, I would think that even people with just BAs, like that, they'd have to start going down too, wouldn't they? I mean, it doesn't, that doesn't show that. But I mean, I don't know what this is my point with the whole great, great reset. Like they're in a class of people that will always be propped up. Like the, the idea that,

I guess, the idea that student loans, it's like we talk about we talk about college agree is not really being like worth anything anymore. But they are part of your class. That's true. If you that's true. I mean there's a there is a class of people we're not going to college is not an option. Like if you don't go to college you better be some kind of a super genius. Yeah. It's going to start Microsoft or else you're fucking going and you're fucking around and drinking. You're going to fucking Yale and I don't wanna hear another word about it.

Exactly. Which is, it is a, okay. Like the fact that we're even talking about student loans at all over cancer debt, over medical debt, we talked about over car. Like anybody who has a car loan is using it to do presumably to do small business loans. Like there are so many other debts

that we have in this country that are obscene to just the sheer amount of homeless people and medically, medically, informed people in their fucking brain that just can't live. The idea that we would ever approach student loans is the next type of debt that needs to be quote, forgiven, even though it's all the same.

You just pay, you just make new bonds and sell them well, and then there, that's the debt canceled. No, it's great. You're right. You're right. You're right. The amount of just people who are poor, you're right.

Lifting just priorities are insane. Like you said, if somebody has a car loan, chances are, if you're using it, they're going to and from work. They're not going to and from the drag strip to see if they're fucking, if they're new fucking equal length headers, fucking improve their improve their fucking trap speed at the end of a quarter mile. And if you explain to them that bailing, it's because the people who are suffering from the student loan crisis are the most entitled, dumbest, most selfish people on the fucking

planet. And those, that is that graph. The happiness that has never changed in those people, because they are so violent and self-entitled as to destroy a rock. Like I'm just sitting there imagining how much money it costs to dismantle a rock that offends you on behalf of someone else versus just giving the fucking

throwing the money in the middle of the street and seeing who's who wants to fight for it more. It's so indicative of how obscenely entitled and sick the people are who want to cancel student debt. It's not the problem next up to solve. No, which is why they're so happy because they're so they're so horrible. And this plummeting line is the people who just want to fear shake who are looking and going, the fuck guys really need to get rid of that rock. They're the ones saying like, well, you know,

I'm not saying anything inward. I'm delivering your fucking, you know, if you let me, I'll just kind of, I'll dig under the rock and and kinda live there. I mean, let's trick the starfish. At least I have a roof. Uh, all right, let's read some, let's read some comments. They won't play Black Light's game. And I don't know if I might have told somebody else to call in too. I don't know. No Chris. I get to hear Tim pitching about the great Tim pool bitching about the great reset.

Um, I've been talking about the great Tim pool, bitching about the great reset. I've been talking about the great reset for years, man. Hey, Nick, short of age. My rage is people suddenly saying that correcting grammar is a sign of white privilege. For fuck's sake, I just want to make sure I'm reading the incredibly convoluted instructions correctly, and there are syntax errors that make it confusing. They're the ones that assuming that all black people

and poor people have trouble reading to stupid to realize it. Affluent white people write bad emails, that's it. Not only do these people bring race into it, they're calling them stupid from Robert. Yeah, that's true. How about that? Hey, Dick, this paper published in Nature, read prestigious ass journal, I know what nature

is, alleges that women mentors generate less productive women scientists compared to their male mentors. Senior scientists mentoring a bunch of women also compromise their own scientific output at 8% compared to mentoring men. That's pretty funny. Let me see if I can pull up this little study. He links to it. I have a sciencee Twitter timeline, and to a person, everyone is losing their minds.

Every chick scientist is tripping over themselves to tell the world that they think their own anecdotes trump this analysis of three million data points. Yeah, this is some rich irony. Yeah, that's great. We're different. You know, we're different. We're different. And there are some, and you're going to be, there's going to be some that are on a far

end of the spectrum that be, there may be some overlap. Yeah. But I don't know why this really, it doesn't surprise me just in, I've done nothing scientific to back that up, just observing. Just a negotiation between early career, informal mentorship and academic collaborations in junior author performance. We studied three million pro de jay pairs and survey a random sample verifying that their relationship involves some kind of mentorship.

So they analyzed the output of women on women mentors versus men on women mentors and find that the women produce less at 18%. Okay, here's, see if this tracks for you. Okay. I just thought of something. You learn to tie a fishing knot or like a new fishing knot. I don't know a bunch of fucking knots, but like when I used to fish more, if somebody shows you a knot, it's probably another guy.

Yes. They say, okay, here it is, like blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, now the next time, next one you tie your own, I'm not your girlfriend. Right. Now, the women, now imagine that in science. No, but women, I think are much more likely to help and not want somebody to do something wrong if they can help steer it.

It's a difference between, you know, it's a, they call it like a lawnmower parenting. Yeah. Just clear all the fucking obstructions out of the, you know what I mean? Oh, I see. So it's, they don't, so to me, women by nature, I think, are much more nurturing, much more like harpies about fairness, you know, wanting everybody to be okay. Thank you feel bad about yourself.

I don't know, man. It just, it just seems like it tracks for me. They also, women also lie. If you don't wear your jacket, go outside, you're going to get sick. There's no science. They think that, though. They don't know anything that's going on. Let's see if I can open some of these quotes.

Raise your hand. Oh, God, yeah. So all of the female scientists are saying raise your hand if you had a female mentor and you know that they contributed to your impact as a scholar. Yeah, that's their response to. Here's a scientific study that says this happened. They read that because they read that as,

you're all worthless in this field. You know what I mean? They just, they broadstruck so it's like, well that's not, like, oh, my experience. Of course, it's not everybody's experience. Jesus Christ. Uh, yeah. This chick accuses the two female authors of being sexist

and calls women in STEM awesome. And. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, so the two, the authors of the paper are both female. You know what you want to do? Well, yeah. But you know what you want to do? Well, you know what you want to, you know what you should do is like point out a flaw

in the methodology or something like. Just get them kicked out of school. Just that's the, that's what we're at. That's how you want, if you want to be taken seriously, you're never gonna be taken, hey women, you're never gonna be taken seriously, chew on that.

I love seeing the support for women scientists mentors, but I feel a little concerned with how female and woman are used interchangeably in the conversation. I'm a dude. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you better calm down. You better calm down asking questions like that. I don't know. I'm concerned. I love seeing support for women scientists mentors, but you know what? I'm feeling a little concerned with how the words female and women. I love seeing women in science, but I'm concerned with how female and women are used interchangeably. I don't know. You guys might want to check on that when you're doing your math. When you're doing your mathematical study, you might want to check on that when you're doing your math. When you're doing your mathematical study,

you might want to check on how you're interchangeably using you woman in female. Well, and I don't know how your whole, how you're using math seems very entitled to me. Yeah. Certain things have to mean something if you're trying to find answers. Like everyone has to agree that like this means this.

Yeah, I think the only question they're trying to answer is who's paying off my student loans. Okay. That's the only question on the table anymore. As Kukumachi says, Dick was right, Dick was 100% right about there being an expert in that murder case I wrote about. The prosecution had DNA. You remember we talked about that? Yes, that's what I looked at that. It overturned it. Yeah, because like, yeah, dental imprints is bullshit. Like the prosecutor. Well, there's just too much. Yeah. The prosecution had DNA and hair from the killer on the body of the murdered woman, but didn't think to check it because their expert bite mark specialist was so sure that bite marks were exactly like fingerprints

Even after several other experts said he was full of shit to the court. They still denied Yeah, and the convicted man an appeal a glad other Expert said he was full shit It wasn't until the state actually decided to test the DNA that they'd found that caught the real killer and let the original convicted man out nearly 10 years later. Wow. That is like fucking that got even get the death penalty because all the pro life people would snuff his ass right out. That shit is fucking that's is so fucking infuriating. Yeah, it is. That's just like you have it right here. You have it right here. Right here. You guys doing.

And then other people said, no, no, no, no, that's not foolproof. Well, you already convicted on the yeah, says it on our, it says it on our thing here that we can't just go do it again. We got to he's got to go peel, then we could do it. 10 years later, Indian men in Bigmouth, Pedro says, Indian men learn British English because their country was an English colony for so long. Even English people use different words

on a day-to-day basis than Americans. English people say something is lovely, while Americans might say something is nifty or cool. Nifty, I don't know about nifty. Brits say a girl is fit and Americans say she's hot, start learning about other cultures before you condemn everyone for not speaking the same janky vocabulary. I don't know if we can condemn. Here you go. Indian men, Indian men can't speak with shit. How about that? I don't care what culture they learned it from. They're all way too confident in everything and their ability to speak and they're, and you can prove it with their ability to speak to women.

Go look at how many bobs and vagines they've seen. I don't know where they've learned it, but they need to dial it. They need to take the confidence in speaking English from an 11 down to a two. Cause that's how they sound. At least Indian guys don't add the words fuck or fucking after every second or third word in a sentence. The Indians? I don't know, maybe.

That's my rage this week. People who say fuck or fucking after every fucking word for fuck's sake, good addiction area. I usually edit it. When I read people's emails, I usually just don't say fuck, or they say it. Really?

Yeah. It's way too much. They type fuck in their emails that much, because I understand how that's like a, you know, like saying like, or you know. Yeah, I'll edit it out. On another note, I bet the guy that called in whining about big mouth, sexualizing children

loves South Park and has conveniently glossed over every episode of South Park that does something similar, like when butters becomes a pimp or when Cartman puts his balls in butters mouth. That's true. Did you put his balls in or dick in? His dick. Yeah. I don't see a lot of people complaining about South Park sexualizing children.

Yeah. Do you? No. Isn't that odd? I guess it's just a... Well, maybe they're getting around to it. Maybe they're going to get big mouth first and then they're going to go, well, you know, South Park too. Who's big mouth? It's just a show. It's a adult show. That's right. I was in the, yeah. I was not here that week. I think we talked about, it's what? Unlike adult swim or something? No, no, no. Netflix. Big mouth.

Yeah. I don't know anything about it. Other than it's a show, and morons complain about it, because they have nothing better to do, because they can't stop their own vote from being perverted by voting machines that we've known are faulty and hackable for. 10 years, 20 years, 17 years, and still done nothing about it. Okay, who did I say could call in?

Blacklight. Hey, Blacklight, what do you got? Hey, as your name. Yeah, what do you got for us? Okay, so I have a fun new game show that I just, up, it's called The Price Is Fur, where the dollar and values are inflated and saw a half the women is fur, where the dollar and values are inflated and so are half the women.

Oh, okay. So the idea is I am going to post a picture of some furry art that I have found trolling around on the internet. You guys get to guess how much someone cost and I censored out all the bad stuff. So it's not going to be anything bad. So I'm guessing how much furry art caught. I can't wait to see how smug the redditors are about playing a game that is visual in some way,

even though we can explain it perfectly. I know that. Yeah. Oh, that can never leave a new picture, better, but huh? All right, let's see it on a fucking podcast. Jesus, you're pretty funny. Here is the first one that I found.

All right. It's currently in general right now. Yep, we've got a, by the way, you can see the video at patreon.com slash the dick show. So it's not our fault if you're not looking at this. Well, there you go. This is a good excuse to get people signed up for the Patreon.

I'm glad to help you get more money deck. Thank you. Okay, so you've got a, what is the species of this? Look, some kind of fox or a... It's like a fox or a wolf or something. Yeah. Okay. It's a fox or a wolf.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. It's a fox or a wolf and she's on her knees and pulling at a G string in a seductive way. I see. It's kind of sketched out. Like you can tell that it was done very quickly. The fingers weren't even completed. It looks less done than those caricatures that you get for like $30, $40 and Venice Beach.

I make sure the color in really dark the nipple tape though. Oh, that was that you? Did you? No, no, no, it came my way. Okay. okay. So this game is guess how much this cost to get commissioned, right? The thing with this is that this is considered a your character here. So you pay the amount the artist wants you to pay, and they will put your character in that pose. What do you mean? We'll be covered in later. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

So this is the example. This is the example of what the pose will look like. Okay, so show me the one that somebody paid for. It'll look better than that. Yeah, we'll look. Yeah, look further though. Let me give you an example of that artist's work. No, no, send me the one that we're guessing on.

This one, I think. Where the hell is that one? Uh-oh. Yeah, here's an example like the quality of their work. Send me the one that we're, something we're guessing on. We're doing a series, I think. We're get this is not the one we're guessing on. We're just send me the one that we're guessing on. No, I think we are guessing on this one, but, but we're supposed to be on that. How would someone pay for that? So we're actually paid for that. There is picture that we're looking at, but we're supposed to project the colored in version or this black light. Let's see. I said, I'm gonna send me the

one that we're fucking guessing on. That's let me get it. Okay, there. Okay. All right, all right. Okay. So that pose with that quality. This, no, this is the picture we're guessing. Sean. All right. This one, right? Am I right on that? Yes. This, no, this is the picture we're guessing. Sean. All right. This one, right? Am I right on that? Yes, I'm fine. Well, yeah, it doesn't matter to pose. Okay, so the pose is not the same.

All right. Um, I don't know. That seems like a competent drawing, I guess. What is this? Like a, um, but it's a fetish or an identity, identity, fet, whatever. Your character, yeah. People are gonna want, people are gonna pay money for these things because there's a big enough demand out there and I'll bet there's not a huge supply necessarily.

There's a huge supply. No, there's a huge of artists. Yeah. But, I mean, I guess there, I guess an artist will do anything for money. Like that, so there's totally unremarkable, like any other kind of drawing that I've ever seen. Why wouldn't you, so I'm just,

it's the inverse then. It's so much for that. I would pay, I could see paying probably, I could see paying 400 bucks. Oh really? There's something like that. I was gonna say 125. 125, I might go, I might go down to 200.

Okay, you guys ready for the number? Yeah. From real please. It is of $5,850. Oh! Oh! What? How big is it?

Yes. Is it a billboard? No, it's not. It's a 566 by 850 pixel picture. What, $5,000? For almost six. Is the artist famous? I mean, they're famous in the furry community

for charging an arm and a fucking leg for this shit. How hard would it be to work out to the furry? Is black light a furry? Black light's for you. Look at my avatar, Sean. Yes, I am. I don't look at avatars. I have the told not to do that. Ever since the, I am. I don't look at avatars. I have no-

I told not to do that. Ever since the Q&A. I don't look at avatars. Hahaha. $5,000. Who the fuck paid for this? Wow. I had some horny furry.

That was really excited for the art. It's like a raccoon that's looking back over their shoulder and they don't even have very big tits. You can get big tits for five grand, like a pink bra and a pink pair of underwear and a tail, I guess, coming out of the underwear and the feet. You can see the feet. I know that's a thing. Man, all right, let's do the other one.

Okay, I have another one that I have censored very badly. Okay. Very independent. Very independent. In that picture. Okay, wait, I'm gonna put the censored version on the TV screen, so everybody could see it, but then send me the nonsense. Wait, what the fuck is this?

Okay, it's some kind of a goo, a jelly, a, an animal made out of goo. And there's a big tail. What is it, an armadillo? Like a goo armadillo? I don't know what it is. It does kind of look like an armadillo, doesn't it? But we have it.

What the? Sorry. And by the way, Dick, I am sending you the uncensored right now on your front of the message. Okay. Let me see if I can pull that out without fucking up. How much is it? Okay, Sean, that's what the...

You can see that all the... Oh, the sensor down there is a huge cock about the same size as the thing. I think the artistry on this one is not quite as well developed as the other one, I would say. It looks like they put, they put a lot of work into the cock for sure. What do you think, Sean? What would you pay for this? I would pay nothing for this, but free is too much. But somebody would pay 15, I'll go 1500. I'm still way low. You're gonna go 1500. I was 1500 because I was so shocked at the first one. I would pay less because this one doesn't have a background. So I'd probably think I would

think I think 60 bucks. This is why I love this game. If there's no fucking way no, it could be how much could be could be seven thousand dollars could be ten Oh, no one knows and the answer for this one is 680 Wow, okay, well, so I mean that's closer than reasonable. Yeah, all right all right Okay, and here I go for the last one. Yeah, okay What the fuck is that? All right, it's a weird tiger demon. It looks like it's got talons. It's got large talons.

It's blue and it's probably not any. It's a trochus. It's got a maple leaf and some kind of military insignia, shoulder pads. Is that a maple? Is that a pot leaf? It looks a red pot leaf? Well, I don't know why it's, but it's, the maple leaf looks a little different.

Oh, you're right. And then it's got like a tail that seems to have the entire moon in the tail. Right, it has, it has, clearly had no dental work done, no orthodontics of any type. And then there's some kind of a sphere. The teeth look like they could never be together. I would, I would play modeling.

I think 30 bucks for this. I don't know about you. Oh, well, just, I'll go 125. You're gonna go 125. I mean, it's got other like, I don't know because somebody, because because it doesn't correlate with any type of, of, it's so individual dependent

that it's worth it to a certain person. That's the wild card. What do you, what would you pay for this? Nothing. What do you think? I can't say nothing. What would you think it would be an appropriate amount to pay for this?

Like 50 bucks? 50 bucks, okay. I mean, or less if I thought the costume was cool, I don't know. Looks pretty cool, I guess. A little insignia on it. There were some drama involved with this one, so I could tell.

Okay. The winning bid for this one was $25,000. What? Yes. From, like, it's got to be a famous person in the community, too, right? 25 grand. That's from what I can tell the person made a fucking down payment of $9,000. They had to wait three months and then they got this rushed picture.

Oh, so this was not what it was supposed to be. Oh, how? From what I can tell, I bet it's amazing, isn't it? Some of the media fucking down payment of a used car from like 2010 with 50,000 miles on it for that. How is this shit $25,000? A down payment on a house is what someone paid for that. Oh my God, and were they pissed? This is what they got?

They were going to say yes, they were, which is why it's funny. It's got to be all over the. Oh my God. This is why why aren't all artists drawing furry shit? How is there this much money? I have a question for you. Okay. I see more depressed.

The great reset or the facts, someone paid 25,000 for that. I don't know why all artists aren't trying this. Right. That is fucking crazy, man. Okay, well, we were off, but I guess we were closest to that goo monster one. Do you commission artwork? Are you into that?

Every now and then, but I don't do the bids or anything. I just go up to the artist and say, I want to get this. This is what I have. Okay, we can work on it. The most I ever knew he was like 60 bucks. I'm not dropping a few grand for a fucking picture of a dick. Yeah, yeah.

You seem kind of practical as as furries go, right? I mean, how do they get this money? You got to enjoy things within your means, you know? Then again, I dropped like $6,000 on a table revolver. So I'm not one to talk about stupid purchases. Oh, yeah. What's your character? Or what's your, oh, I mean, what do you call it?

Is that offensive? What's your first son? Oh, yeah. Oh my god, Dick knows what a fucking first son is. I know with much rather not getting to my own autism today. Thank you very much. I'm just picturing a secret. I'm actually that's the test. I'm picturing what kind of animal shoots a gun. They all shoot guns. That's a very lovely picture. I'm sure I'm sure I'm for son. There is a higher sub community of Nazi first for fuck's

sake. I believe it. I believe it. I guess it's the style. There was a huge hub of like a few years ago when Furr Affinity decided to a virtue signal and get rid of all the Nazi furs. And then Nazi furs decided that we don't want communist furs on Furr Affinity and it was a giant cluster of furs. Did you say furtue signal? Or did I miss it? Furtue.

Oh, furtue signal in. Yeah, furtue. I thought he was being really fun to just slip and run right in there. If you, if that's catch is on and you are the guy who invented a virtue signaling, that would be that would be the most funniest thing I'd ever seen in my life. Yeah. What do you, virtue signaling? What do you think about that, Black? Have you ever heard that before? Take it and run with it. I've never, I've never heard that before, but I'm sure some crazy lefty furry has said that before. First shoe signaling.

Well, this is a great game. I'm really derpied. I'm going to go start drawing today. Yeah. I can sell some $25,000. Whatever that. You don't want to get involved with the artists. Remember the drama that happened a few months ago with everybody.

I'm sure Hayes and Cruze are still pissed off at you. I don't know why. All right, Blacklight, thank you for this game, dude. I know from having a nice day, guys. Wait, do you have any examples of like $10 ones that people pay for? I think I might have, because I wanted to go with the big numbers just because you guys are talking about the great reset and really try to get you guys super depressed. But I have this one.

This is some kind of funny, a little like with fat bunny, with retardedly huge tits and weird legs that don't really get hurt. I think I can have a mic drinking a pinia colada, I guess, in a bar through how much was this? From what I can tell someone feel like 15 bucks for that. Yeah. Okay, they got a deal.

That's worth, I would pay 25 bucks for that. Sean 15. That's a deal. That's a deal. That's a deal. All right, all right, Blacklight, get out of here. See ya. Let's go from. Maybe I have to server me.

Okay. Did I tell anybody else to call in? I know I told a prison guy to call in. Oh yeah. But he's really hard to. I love prison stories. Get on track. Let me see if he's on Twitter.

Tell him again. I could listen to just prison stories and stuff like that every week. Me too. I would never get bored. I think he got the... Times backwards. It's the most remarkable thing how many times

you will tell someone the time and then they do the math the wrong way. Oh, yeah, if it's like a different time zone. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, one of the prison guys is here. Where? Adam from Houston. How you doing, man? Oh, I'm doing well. Dick, how about yourself? Pretty fucking good, man. Just making my plans for the great reset, trying to hoard as much as I can. Or maybe get away from everybody else. I got some advice to the EGLE Helper's major. Sounds like what everybody else is doing around here.

People are like, oh no, the truck drivers are going to go on strike. Horde fucking toilet paper again. Yeah, I did that. I entered as much as possible and cleaned out the local target. Good for you. Yeah. Just injecting money under the economy. Yeah, they're real giver. I went to my storage unit and found my old prison ID.

I'll get a picture of it and I'll put it in the chat whenever we get done talking about it. I wasn't prepared for it. But man, in my prison ID, I am beat the fuck up because man, I fought the law, law one. Yeah. All right, I'm gonna piss of me off, man. I'm gonna read some advice and help us out. And then I don't know, tell us a prison story

to make up for this other prison guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need to show up here. I don't know where I'm going to. Isaiah says, hey, dick, keep your care to read this. I want some advice. I'm 21 living with my parents and have a dead end job. Well, that's amazing. I'm working towards improving my life,

but progress is slow. I tried to get into the tech industry, but all those jobs require college or being a charming manipulator. I am autistic and mentally blind, and that makes things difficult. How did you fake being normal. How did you fake being normal? How did you fake being normal and improve your life?

I mean, stop saying that you're autistic and mentally blind and shit like that. That seems like such a big crutch. Like guys are least coming women with, oh, I'm autistic, I'm too much of a spur. Like just stop, I think a lot of people, I think a lot of people say that who have never been diagnosed with anything.

I think it's just like a new thing. It's just a crutch to get away. I'm such a spaz. I'm such a spaz. It's like, yeah, I don't know that like there's everybody who says they're autistic is autistic. I don't know. I don't know. Make a list of all the things that anyone has ever said is annoying and then never fucking

do them. There you go. Start there. said is annoying and then never fucking do them. Start there. Stop talking too loud. Don't do that. Always talking about yourself. Don't do that. Listen more than you speak. It's like if you were autistic, you can put this shit together and learn how to function

in the normal world. Throw a bunch of just like slightly open match boxes on the floor and. And then see if you're under 10 seconds, if you can count them, then I'll believe you. Here's what you do. You walk up to somebody, you just mend, so you seem kind of autistic. No, no, stop talking about what's wrong with you. Stop talking about what's wrong with you,

mentally, physically, just never do it. And that's what people remove. It's like, oh, maybe, you know, it's like, oh, because I'm, you know, I'm such, because I'm kind of dumb, you know, it's like, maybe he is kind of dumb. Self-deprecating, oh, maybe, you know, it's like, oh, cause I'm, you know, I'm such, cause I'm, I'm kind of dumb, you know, it's like, maybe he is kind of dumb. Self-deprecating is like, well, you know, that might not have been the right route.

Not running into people you've just meant and saying, I'm so fucking stupid, that I can't, like that's not something, okay. It's like, okay, no, yeah, yeah, I know. I've got, you know, we've all seen that. And it's not, there's nothing you can do about it. Just just the phrasing saying, how did you pretend to be normal? Everybody's pretending to be normal because being normal isn't.

Yeah, we're all just trying to get by. Like, you just fucking, you just drove by and called dick autistic. Well, I'm not autistic. Totally. I am normal. No, look, look, it's engineering, man. If you're a, I got an engineer's mindset, kind of autistic in a way,

because you actually depend, shit the work. Yeah, seeing how things, seeing how things are put together, seeing how things work and having a compulsion to figure out how they work, everyone really hates. I have to start, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know. That's people have opinions and they have, they have opinions that they're very committed to and yet they do not, they're not aware of the overwhelming amount of evidence that says no human being can possibly put together the consequences of a system this size and make any rational decision about the outputs of it. It's preposterous.

Okay, let's see, can't get a woman out of my head. Hey, Dick, I'm in a pretty weird spot. I've never felt so controlled slash broken by a woman. There was, I don't think that's very weird. There was this girl I was in love with in high school. She liked me too, but I guess I waited too long and she started liking my best friend. I pretended I didn't care and encouraged her to date him.

Oh, long move. Could you imagine that, right? Like a guy talking to a girl. I've seen chumps do it. Perpetual chumps in, Jerome. That doesn't make any sense. The whole point is to play the game better. I mean, that's some real fucking five D chess right there

trying to hit the double secret reverse on it. It's like a Sid Hartha move like, you know, I want you to, I want you to fuck my way. Come on, you know, painful, painful. I encouraged her to date him all while remaining close friends with her while they got closer. Oh, the God. What are you doing? You're making yourself a medics. She started dating him,

which sent me into a pretty deep depression. I still liked her a lot. I was a pussy and basically told my friend to ask her out. Oh my God. Oh God, can you imagine that? Are you looking at customs? I just saw something pop up. Full customs, Zorgola auction.

Goddamn, for sure. They dated through high school and college and are now engaged. Ha ha ha. Mm hmm. I'm 24 now and I have been over it for a while, still friends with them. Antel.

But she recently posted all of her journal entries from high school on a private blog. She gave me the URL for and she's like, I really like going, yeah, right? It's going to be like she totally out of thing for him. And he wouldn't do anything about it. Sick bitch. Why would she she wants to get out of her wedding? Right? They're engaged. Yeah. She wants to get rescued from that wedding. Again, I thought I was over it, but the most recent post details how right at the point where I told her I was over it, I wasn't and told her to date my friend. She was falling in love with me and I killed it. You know what? What has any said so far?

What has any said? What hasn't he told me? How much he works out? No. How big are her tits? Right, you get three paragraphs in and you don't tell me how big her tits are. You're making a lot of mistakes. They all have to do with thinking about you.

I could easily have had her, and I just handed her to my best friend. Yep. I feel like such a cuck, such a, see I edited it out of fuck there. I feel like such a cuck, such a pussy. I don't want a dater. Wait, what?

Yeah, what do you mean you don't want a dater? I want a dater. Every guy wants to date every woman in an alternate reality. That's the whole fucking point of testosterone, don't lie. I don't want a date? I want a date. Every guy wants a date, every woman, and an alternate reality. That's the whole fucking point of testosterone, don't lie. I don't want a date, but I don't know why she is sharing this with me. She is about to fucking marry him.

All I can think about is how depressed I was at the time, and I just gave her up. None of my relationships with women have been good since. I'm so down on my... Yeah, get used to that. Yeah, no. No shit. Dino might drop in, Marty.

Get used to dating single moms. I'm so down on my chances of finding a normal person to be with. Yeah, he already thinks it's passed him by. It's high school, man. If you don't, if you don't get married in high school, you're, you're done. That's it.

I mean, what, what's the, the, the flip side of this that he ends up with a chick that's totally all right, fucking hitting someone with a drive by four years later to see if they could fuck up their emotions? Do you really want to deal with this bitch? Yes, they're all like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm, I'm so down on my chances of finding a normal person to be with that I'm about to become a priest.

Oh, don't do that. I'm a pretty devout Catholic. I don't even know what advice I'm looking for. I just felt like I finally got to a place where I knew what I wanted to do. And this chick throws me into a mental craze. Ah! Not the first time she has done something like this. We did shrooms together not too long ago. What the fuck kind of relation?

What the fuck kind of marriage? This poor guy, your friend, that she's obviously using as a proxy for you and you're letting her. Real fucking great friend. Well, he's talking, think about joining the priesthood so that he puts up a fucking, he's in another, you're gonna bring another god. Well, no, no, no, I can't, I can't pursue this. It's God's fault. It's literally like, it's like leaving the planet. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? To put some distance, it's like leaving the planet. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's like the ultimate distance.

I'm going into a dimension of celibacy. I think that part of the reason. That's how uncomfortable he is. I think that part of the reason she did this is because I stopped hanging out with her one on one. It just felt wrong considering she is marrying a close friend. Yeah, it's everything that you're doing here is wrong. How many times have you ever...

He had plenty of opportunities to fuck this bitch. He just didn't. He still does. Yeah, how many times have you texted 80s, girl, Sean? You guys just talk and hang out. Ever? That a normal thing. Unless it was about you, never.

Never. Fucking never. He's Catholic. Just fucking hit it. You know, go say some fucking prayer to absolve yourself of your sins. Boom. Yes.

You might have to burn some bridges, whatever you can build more. I don't know. I guess I just wanted to say this to someone. You can just tell me to stop being a pussy. There isn't a ton of advice to give. Love, hogee. This is all legit. This is the blog she created.

The links to her fucking blog, man, don't be sending that blog to anybody. There's not a ton of advice to give. Don't be a priest over a woman. Just go fuck her. Fuck up their wedding. What do you want this guy to be married to some chick who's emotionally leading on another guy for the rest of his fucking life? He can do better.

You could both do better, but at least get it out of your system. You can always do better. You can always do better, but at least get it out of your system. You could always do better. You could always do fucking better. But just like, but he's, yes, but he's not gonna do that. Do that thing that nobody does where they're like, like, you know, do they have, are there any objections to this union? You can stay in the middle. I still love her.

Do that. Right on the move. In a set of a movie, bitches love movie. They love it. Pull up and you're convertible. Get a nice old falcon. pull up in front of their shitty window and do the banging on the, what is that from banging on the window at the top? What is that from?

Fucking airplane or something. Mrs. from the graduate. I've objected this fucking wedding. I actually, I think I was at a wedding where they didn't do that anymore. They don't say that if anybody objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace. Yeah. People get licked up a little before and go, you know, do it. God, damn it. Do it. Don't just sit on it forever. Do something. Do something or else nothing will ever happen to you. Stop being a stop being boring. Has nothing to do with being

a pussy. Stop thinking about your fucking emotions. Stop reading or fucking journal and just say something about it, but Yeah, I do regret do Do something more than failure you will never regret feeling never you will only ever regret not doing anything You will never in your life give a fuck about the things you messed up never trust me. I've messed up them all I don't care about any of them. Yeah. The things that I think about at night are the times that I've found an email address written on a fucking Starbucks wrapper that I didn't find out about until months later when I was like 19. That's the shit you regret.

This shit will eat you for the rest of your life. You will worship God. You will be as dedicated to God as anybody was ever dedicated to a woman in your fucking life, but it will be a lie, because this is what it's about Fucker and get it over with don't blame God for this shit Okay, and he has done enough I've done enough if you and if you don't do it don't you fucking ever send me a message again like that Do we have any stories, Adam from Houston? Oh, oh man. Yeah. So I went to my storage and I got my old prison ID,

because on my prison ID, I am beat the fuck up. And right before I went to prison coming out of county jail, I fought the law. And these people have really pissed me off, man, because you're in this weird limbo area where you're in jail, but you've been sentenced. So you're just waiting to catch a bus to get the fuck out of there. And at this point, nothing's going to follow you. You could do some of the most ridiculous shit. And none of the cases are going to follow you to prison.

It's a separate system. Wait a minute. What do you mean you could do ridiculous shit and none of it will fall? You're in county and then you're going to... Yeah, I'm going to prison. Let's say I just hauled off and beat the ever living dog shit out of somebody. Okay. Well, I mean, yeah, they'll, they'll take away my fucking commissary while I'm in jail. But as soon as I get to prison, hey, clean slate. New, right. New program. I see. Okay.

Cool system. So I get to, I get to my pot and when I was like in hold over waiting to catch the bus and this place is fucking filthy, which is weird. Pretty much in every pod, there's at least one or two clean freaks that at least keep it so that it's manageable. Oh my God. That's this one. So somebody in prison keeps it clean. Like somebody in there, they're fucking insufferable. But yes, they do. God, that's hilarious. There's hoarders too.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they have to shake the whole unit down every year and they'll, you'd be amazed at the shit that people won't throw away. They'll have like a whole fucking foot locker full of like old coffee bags and shit like that. That's the main no sense. Yeah. Wow.

My brother-in-law is like a real clean guy. Like he has to clean the whole downstairs every night. And my sister's like me. He's slobbed. He's old paper towel. Like we have this thing where you can't, I don't know if it's a Mexican thing or it's just us. Like you use paper towel and then you leave it on the counter

to because it has parts of it that are still unused, I guess. I don't know what this compulsion is, but both of us do it. Yeah. I can imagine that being a very useful and prison, a guy who just compulsively cleans everything. Anyway. Well, there's no paper towels. You have to use toilet paper for everything.

Oh, really? Oh, yeah, I've made rope out of toilet paper, all sorts of shit. They don't give you paper, why are the paper towels too dangerous? I don't know. It's because fuck you, it's prison. Like they love just not letting you have shit. It's like they get off on that type of crowd. I believe it.

So I get to this fucking pod and it's filthy. And so whenever they turn the lights off, you're supposed to just stay in your rack. And I'm up like sweeping the floors and shit because I can't walk around barefooted in the pod, which normally it's clean enough that you could and not just have the bottoms of your feet turned fucking black. And so I'm up sweeping and one of the guards sees me and she's giving me shit.

I'm like, look, I'm just up cleaning. And she fucking throws my ass in the hole over this because I don't immediately go and suck her dick or some shit. You know, because you're dealing with fucking the Kmart version of cops, they got cloth badges. If cops are Coca Cola, these CEOs are Dr. Thunder. I mean, you're making real 75 IQ plays here. The whole, the solitary confinement, she throws you in just because you're sweeping.

Oh, shit. What is that? What's solitary actually like? Fucking awful actually. No rooms. No, rooms. You can, people are meant to be around people. And if you have like no contact at all, it really fucks with you.

Like, I was in there like 20 something days before I went to prison. I had to wait. I had to wait 10 days to even ghostly disciplinary. So that whole time, I'm just in there. And there's other people there. There were like yelling back and forth to one another. You can get a washcloth and you can drain the water out of your toilet. And then the pipe is empty behind that thing. And someone else will do the same thing and you can yell into the pipe.

That's fucking hilarious. Of course it is. Wow. So, but we're shooting lines back and forth between one and other two because they have nail clippers. You bust your nail clipper in half and there's like a little piece at the bottom that's like a loop and you tie some thread to it and you put it the ground, and you put your thumb on it really hard, and flick it across the ground. And then another guy will have something that's similar

that has like a little staple on the end of it, and he'll catch your line, so that he can have a line going back and forth between yourself. And then you can like put notes on the line, or what do you put on it? Well, I borrowed his book. So I borrowed a book called The Bakers Boy.

And the one of the CEOs there saw us do it. And he gave a shit. And I wouldn't see disciplinary. And then they go and take all my shit. Like I have no commissary, nothing. The only thing they can't take for me is my Bible and my, my toiletries and shit like all my hygiene. Yeah. But I will I know, I forget this guard had said something stupid and I fucking hit a joke on him that made everybody there laugh at him and it made him his feelings. And it was like, you know what, you're going to give that book back to that guy right now. Like, no, no, I'm not doing that man. It's like, don't make me come in there and get it.

Like come and get it then, motherfucker. And so he went to go get the key. And by the time he gets back, I already have my sheet tied to the door and it's tied to like the ceiling light. I'm just like leaning against it. He's going to get gunpests now. So wait, the doors, which ways do the doors open? And they swing out. So you have your head sheet tied to the handle that's tied to your ceiling light.

Okay, so this door is their bar, right? They're, they're, they're barged doors, but there's like this fucking chicken wire like, like real solid chicken wire that goes around on the outside of it. So you like can't throw things out of the cell. Okay. And I have it tied to the bar that's like behind the chicken wire. And, but he could, he went to his desk and got a razor blade and was trying to squeeze it through the hard chicken wire to cut the fucking line. So while I saw him doing that shit, I went and got my bed spread that like covered,

like I got my sheet and then I got the case that covers my mat and then I had my sheet. It was tied to my table, my bed, and the ceiling light. And I was leaning across the whole thing. And then I fucking clogged the sink and started flooding the cell. And I fucking ate it in there with wet boxers over my face. What do you mean you tore the sink off? And it just started, the water just started gushing.

I jammed the toilet sink. I got jammed a bunch of shit in the sink and turned it on. And so I'm flooded myself. Okay. And I put a bunch of fucking shampoo on the ground so it's a fucking slip and slide. That's good. Yeah. So you just did this just to put shampoo on yourself so you're hard to grab.

Yeah. No, I didn't do that. But I hadn't seen Bronson at then. Then like I'm watching that movie. When I saw this dude, I was like, shut, but I hadn't seen Bronson at them. I'm watching that movie when I saw this dude, but like, shut your fucking mouth, you fuck, I'm like, yeah, yeah, I get that. Because these motherfuckers, they just fuck with you all the time. And you got nothing. And you can only push a man so far before you're like,

do you know what? Let's fucking do this shit. Yeah. So they have to go, they're like, don't make me get all the other people. Like, go fucking get them. Go fucking get them. And so they go and grab the dude that's out in the hallway and they can't get this shit open. They got two dudes trying to yank this door open. I'm just leaning across this shit. I'm like, man, I can do this shit all day. That's great. You can keep them from coming into yourself. That's got to be a nice feeling where you have to know.

But then they went and got the lieutenant and they fucking suit it up. They fucking turtle squatted my ass. So they got the dudes in my right gear. And they got eight guys, right? And they got two dudes on the front. They're all holding on the bars, trying to pull this shit open.

And everybody's holding on to their shoulders on the back. So you got like eight dudes trying to pull this shit open. And they're starting to like stretch the sheets and shit. And in the middle of one of the, they were coming in, I was like, oh shit. So I tied two socks on the thing too. So I got my foot on the fucking door jam and I'm like, I got my hands wrapped around these socks

and I'm just fucking pulling as hard as I can to keep this door closed. And then the lieutenant just starts fucking spray and mace and this fucking thing. So he's not helping me directly. Yeah, he's over at joke. He's me in the face because I got, yeah, I got wet boxers on my face. So it's not hitting me directly.

But I'm exerting myself and you can only go so hard so long. Yeah. So eventually I'm like, all right guys, you fucking got it. And I just get to the middle of the room and I get on my knees and put my hands behind my head. And as soon as they get the door open open the dude with the fucking like plexiglass shield is runs in there and bam fucking shield bashes me under the ground and then it just commands to fucking whooping my fucking ass. Drag my ass out of there. How long did you think you could hold them off for? Was there a thought like that where you like what were you thinking about an in game like every second? Yeah. Oh no. You know they're getting it. Yeah.

Okay. Oh yeah. I mean there are you can go hard against these people, but they're a system that never stops going hard. Like you can't you just can't do it forever. Right. Yeah. So I'm not done yet. These motherfuckers have pissed me off. So, but I let them take me. They go when they throw me in like super solitary. They got a little hallway that has four cells in it. And that's like the the suicide watch. Like there's people that are like fucking insane

and they won't stop making noise. They got a throw them in the dark hallway where they're not bothering other people. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay. So that you were in solitary already and then they sent, how long were you in solitary when this fight happened? About 20 days 21 days something like that. God damn. Okay. So then they move you to solitary. All right.

Yes, I'm in there. You have your own shower in there, but I'm in there but naked and they they have to give me a mat so they gave me a mat. And that's all I got. to give me a mat so they gave me a mat. And that's all I got. So I fucking turned the shit, the hot water at the shower on as much as I can and I steamed this fucking room out. And it starts bubbling up the paint. And I got a little Nick started on the paint. And I fucking peeled off half the paint in the cell. So if you like, if you look in the cell, it looks totally fine. But if you get in the back corner of the cell and look at the door, half the fucking paint is gone. Cool. Cool.

Yeah. He's like a husky locked in an apartment. Yeah, he really is. Just choose a drywall out. There goes the past four. Well, I did get the drywall out of this place too, because the shower was like a fucking fiberglass shower thing. I got a crack start in the shower, I ripped all the fiberglass off the wall and ripped off

all the fucking, I ripped off all the dry wall that was behind the, the fucking shit. And they had just screwed the fucking shower head into the fucking dry wall behind the fiberglass. It's not even in the fucking mortar at all. So I unscrewed the shower head and now I got a little piece of pipe and a fucking solid metal shower head. And I'm just, bam, bam, bam, just smashing on this fucking door. And this shit is fucking loud. Like they can't ignore that. And are you surprised? Or the guy gonna fight?

Eventually, they eventually they get the hot guard to come call my ass down. So she's like, look, well, you just fucking calm down. I'm like, maybe, do you want this? I mean, you guys are just making me mad all the time. I wish it stopped. And she's like, yeah, yeah. So I just slide the thing over to her. And literally that day, I was on a bus going to prison. They wanted my ass fucking out of there. What did you go to prison for?

Two cases of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, one with a bodily injury, and a legal weapons charges what I was charged with. I was actually convicted of aggravated assault with a bodily injury, and I got 14 years for it. And how much of that time did you do? I did five before I was able to parole out. Yeah. And this is how long, like, you sound like a pretty young guy still. Well, prison preserves you, but so I was, um, let me think. So I got arrested in 2010. I got out of prison in 2015. Yeah.

And so, you know, I've been, I've been on my best behavior ever since I got out, not trying to go back to prison. That's the fucking sucked. Yeah. Uh, did you fucking either hot guards while you were in there? No, that's a rumor. There are no hot guards. Oh, that's too bad.

Like, at best, what happens is you're just completely removed from women, so it starts fucking with your perception as shit. It's like you're always 10 beers in all the time. Someone that's an actual like four, all of a sudden looks like a fucking eight. And on top of that, all these fucking scumbag grimy guys will not stop fucking trying to talk to this bitch. Like some guys just can't be stopped. Yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. What about like visiting guys? Believe it or not. I actually, while I was in prison,

I didn't have any marks against me. So all my good time was like, I didn't have any demarrants against me, nothing. So you got all out of your system in county. Yeah. Fucking 20 days in solitary. That's good. It's like the, you know, it's like the minor leagues, you know, you do all your, yeah, then you go up and you're a total pro. You're a model citizen. What about like writing to like prison pen pals, writing to girls on the outside? Oh, that's such a fucking hustle.

That so there's so many fucking lonely brods out there that on top of that, there's like chicks that are incredibly insecure and they know where their man is. He's in fucking prison. And they know that at least he's not around fucking like fucking around with other bitches or something. And so they have like the right inmate thing. Yeah. And they'll be guys that have like eight chicks on the line. And they're getting all to send them commentary. Um, they can get commentary money. Yeah. And he's telling them all that he loves them

that they're going to get married and that they're going to start a family and And then right to eight chicks. Oh, that's fucking great Uh And do they come in and like visit them too? Are they allowed to do that? Some can yeah, and actually sometimes they'll they'll try to get they'll try to find some chick to get her on the line and get They'll try to get married in prison. You can actually do that, but there is no conjugal visits or anything like that. Like you'll be able to like sit across a table from somebody for an hour once a week.

Good nightmare. Cut that in half, maybe half hour. I think that's good. Right? How much can you talk about your day? You know, there's a lot of shit that happens in there that's just drastically different than everywhere else. And there's a lot of things that become normal that are farthest thing from it. Because you're surrounded by people that are like a lot of these CEOs, they act like fucking angry farmers

that want to stomp on a chicken because their wife disrespects them or something. I mean, a lot of these people are incredibly sadistic. Like it's, it's actually pretty fucked up and sad. Yeah, the whole thing is fucked up and sad. He said that, brother. Yeah. All right, man. Do you got anything that makes you a rage? Adam, I do, I probably do some voicemails. Yeah, I got some that makes me a rage, getting punished for my own competence. Yeah. There's being, there's being essential and then there's like really being essential. So when this COVID should start to kick and off, man, in my machine shop, they fucking fire down till like anybody that was fucking dead weight, they fucking dropped them.

But then they furloughed a shitload of people and they went to like a real skeleton crew. But I'm on that skeleton crew. And I do a bunch of specialty jobs and shit like that. Things that I'm the only one that knows how to do it. So I couldn't get time off. I like it would disrupt workflow. And they're trying to give me shit because I need to like a day off from time to time. I was like, can I, can I, can I please get furloughed? I would like to place some sea of thieves and go pirate some motherfuckers assholes, but no, I can't get, I can't get away for a fucking shit. It seems like the more competent I get, the more they expect me to get more work out of me. It always do is just incentivizing me to fucking

slack off all the time. So like, I don't get fucking resentful from everybody else. The fucking sucks at their job. It's still meaning. We got to keep him because he can do the hardest work. Plus he can do the work that these other fuckers, we're doing anyway. We're doing anyway. Somehow, somehow they always find a way to hit the people who can work, congratulate themselves at the same time. Yeah.

And then they basically want to me to start training myself on a bunch of other shit. So basically I was constantly training myself to steal other people's jobs. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and then they basically want to me to start training myself on a bunch of other shit. So basically I was constantly training myself to steal other people's jobs. Yeah. Yeah. You know, now I got a lot of people's jobs. So I got a lot of leverage. So I mean, they're a guess there's a bit of a bright side to it. Um, well, at least you get to pay tax, more taxes on it.

So how that's for everybody's artwork. Oh, all right. All right, man. Thank you for calling in. I love your prison stories. Yep. Good story. Do you want anything to plug? Anytime.

Do you want to plug anything? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So do you remember Dylan from the NFHC crew? Yeah. So they're getting close to one of their Patreon goals. If they hit one of their Patreon goals and they stay there for two months straight, he's going to get a tattoo of pizza slice is like a teardrop on his face.

And you know what? I really, yeah, on his face. And you know what? I encourage bad life choices. Yeah. What's their goal? So their goal is $500 a month. They're creeping up on it.

It's like 300 and some change that they're at right now. He's going to get a pizza slice tattooed on his face for $300 like a, like a tear drop. For a five, if they get to 500 bucks a month and they stay there for two months, then he's going to get a pizza sliced tattooed tear drop on his face. Okay, what's the Patreon? It's patreon.com slash NFHC podcast and if you sign up for their Patreon, you can also hear the bonus episodes that I do with Dave once a month. Well, I'm sure Alan would love it if that happened. So if you want to contribute to this pizza to your drop,

why pizza? Because this guy murders pizza. I mean, I also really love fucking shitty jokes. Okay. Yeah. All right. We'll do it. See what we can do. Thank you, Adam. All right. We'll do it and see what we can do. Thank you, Adam.

That would have a good one today. Hey, too, have a good one. Pizza on the face tattoo. Jesus Christ. There we go. Okay. I have animal corners and I have voice mails. Which one would you like to do?

Sean, how long have we been going? Two hours. I'm gonna save the animal corners for next time. All right, everybody. This is my next show, Patreon. This is the Dix show, page on our website. So Dix show Tampa dot dick dot show. I'll see you next Tuesday. That's a wild card. 25 grand for the eye. It's not even the art of it, though.

Well, no, no, it's all what it's worth to that individual because it's not everybody wants that. How is that weird fucking... The market's, you know, it's weird. How is that weird dragon or whatever worth 25 grand to anybody's sight unseen? That is just preposterous. Oh, go like animal quarter, finally. And look.

Uh, maybe when we're done with boys and girls, let's see how we feel. You know what else I think is funny? Here's another graph that I have. Uh huh. Here's how people voted, right? Yeah. I'm gonna bring it up on the thing here.

Here's how people voted, right? Yeah. I'm gonna bring it up on the thing here. It is red and blue, obviously. Yeah, sure. Hard to see at that size, but whatever. So here is how people voted by most important issue, right? Here's climate change, 88% Democrat, 11% Republicans, that is their most important issue.

Abortion, 90% Republican, so it swaps, right? They are both claiming that future lives are their primary, isn't that funny? Yeah, that's good. This is funny. I know, it is, it is. Not if it matters because the only thing you should ever be voting on

is the economy and freedom of your economy, but no one will vote for that. Well, the freedom of economy kind of unlocks a lot of other things that are probably, you know, that are probably for your benefit. Yeah. You know, like no taxes and no federal reserve and these kinds of things. You know like no taxes and no federal reserve and these kinds of things Okay God fucking damn it dick Sit near walking around you know big dick all of a sudden I show up at work today, you know working retail and I see this cute little Latino of the badass walking around. I'm like, oh god damn it. Latinx She walks up to me and says, excuse me, miss. Excuse me, miss. I fucking damn it. Oh, the time I thought, hey, lots of good amount of weight, not fat no more.

Yeah. Yeah. You look like a woman. You look pretty happy about this. No. You're a mess. What do you look like? Fucking snort enough. Got it some big old titties. Protein powder and creatine to give me a fucking aneurysm. Were you wearing a dress perhaps? No, but I mean, excuse me, miss. You've seen fat guys with tits.

You still know their guys from the days. Not always. From the fat, she walk up him, somehow or from the side. Man, I don't know. Maybe he was wearing lipstick. Maybe he had just kissed a lady. And he was wearing lipstick. Just came off.

Yeah, I don't know, but it happened. Wow, that sucks. Maybe she was blind. The Latin X woman that came up and she just airs on the side of Miss because she has a really terrible stutter and she was airs on the side of Miss because or she's always the chance really terrible stutter and she was trying to say mister but it didn't come out for another 45 seconds. Yeah.

Excuse me. Miss miss miss miss yeah. Sure. That's probably what happens her. Yeah. Sorry that you look like a woman. Oh Jesus. Hey, they and big Brian.

Here's what makes me a rage. Shitty apartments. No, I don't know if you can hear it in the background at the moment, but many often talk about life. I've talked about this. I'm not even bothered. My neighbors are city and the apartment floors are worse. No. Never mind. Don't even bother. My neighbors are city and the apartment floors are worse. Yeah.

Never mind. I fucked it up. If you hold on, when you're done, you can press to delete. I'm pretty sure. Oh, really? Yeah, I think that's how it works. So what makes me rage is how women just can't admit that they're perfect sometimes. Like, they'll use the term kink, but they'll mostly use the term white style if they talk about being into some things remotely weird. Yeah. It's like, I'm met these girls through that life, which is like a fetish site, but they won't call it a fetish.

They'll be like, oh yeah, I'm into like a DDLV lifestyle. Lifestyle. I'm into the it a fetish. They'll be like, oh yeah, I'm into like a DVLV lifestyle. Lifestyle. I'm into the SNM, like a space. Like, just a big earl. Like, there's like, I'm getting interested. They'll tell you about how. Like, it's a coffee table magazine or something. They're like, they like to dress up like a six year old girl

and call their boyfriend daddy. And it's like, yeah, I do this because it has therapeutic problems. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Understand myself and overcome past problems. Right. Bitch, you want to get fucked by your dad. There's nothing wrong with that.

I'm a weirdo too. No, you're a weirdo. You're not some fucking neuroscientist who's developing a new brain. Yeah, there's a lot of whatever connection. She's an idiot. You're a fucking pervert. I'm into the getting spit in in my mouth lifestyle.

That's a new lifestyle that I'm picking up. I'm into the lifestyle of don't look at me while we're having sex, look over there. Right, that's just the lifestyle that I'm into sexually. I don't know about you. I'm into the banging hot chicks lifestyle. I've gotten really into that lifestyle recently. The playboy lifestyle.

Well, you know, I don't want people to get the wrong idea and think that I'm a playboy with fat chicks. Kind of a negative cut. Right. I'm into the fucking skinny chicks lifestyle recently. Just kind of working. I'm working through my own issues, my own body issues, and toxic masculinity issues by, I only like having sex with hot chicks.

I will have sex with fat chicks. Sometimes I regress a little bit. Yeah, but then my lifestyle, you understand, is hot chicks only the waist, the hip ratio. I like it to exist lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the lifestyle I'm into. I'm into the not really spending too much money

on a date lifestyle. That too. That's just, I'm working through my own things with the, learn to financially plan better. Yeah, I'm trying to learn how to financially plan better lifestyle. For a kid, so yeah, I just, you know,

I don't talk about Disneyland lifestyle. That's what I'm into. Never talk about it. Good., don't talk about Disneyland lifestyle. That's what I'm into. Never talk about it. Good. Try not to talk very much lifestyle. That's the lifestyle that I'm into. Yeah. Hey, Dick, it's Mass League from Ohio.

Currently, Governor DeWine, the Governor of Ohio, has instituted a 10 o'clock curfew. So it's like a sign-all people and restaurants. It is a 10 p.m. to five a.m. curfew. Basically, Marshall fucking law. And I work in a restaurant slash I'm a bartender. So, you know, my money is made by one-adient from 10 to 2 a.m. So all my money is gone now because this motherfucker wants to just shout out.

What do you think, man? I mean, my dad again, arbitrary or really? You're not going to own anything anyway. You're a fucking rage this week, dude. Yeah. Have a good day, Sean. I love you. Dick, go fuck yourself.

I love you too. Have a drink. What do you need any money for? You're not, what are you going to buy? You don't need to buy anything, just rent it. We're all gonna move beyond our own brains and live in the fucking cloud. Thank God.

Collectiveizing our bullshit, India and China are gonna be run on windmills. They're gonna spin around in the sky and generate unlimited energy. What do you need any money for? Stop the people that are smugly commenting on the 10 o'clock lockdowns because everybody's making the joke like, oh yeah, because coronavirus goes to sleep at 10 o'clock, right?

Yeah, sure. But we all know the real reason because people go out and have fun and yeah, the real the real real reason is that people will go out and have fun. Nothing bad will happen to them. And then everybody else will see them having fun and doing their own shit and the control will start to break down. Have a lot of fun. That's the real reason.

Too much fun. But then the alternative, that's the big brain reason, the slightly, the, the, the, the slightly below big brain reason, which, which I like to call the huge retards, because this is the dumbest group. This is the dumbest group all the way at the bottom where people think the earth is flat. That's not the dumbest group because they don't understand science. They're working with what they have. This group right here, right below the best, is the worst.

Is the dumbest? Well, because of the, what do you call it, like they're soft moroc. Yes. They're the ones with degrees they can't pay off, which makes them the dumbest people in America. They know enough to be dangerous. The car loan is worth more than the political science degree loan,

because it can actually be used for something. The polyside degree was the, I met my husband in college degree that we're all now paying for. We're all now paying so a bunch of privileged cons could meet a husband that that was. I like how it goes to win. Because that's what it's fucking for. If women didn't get a missed group, they sell college to men to men because of women acting like whrors in college. The college experience is entirely based on easy access to young women that are protected from older men who have money.

That's what the entire college experience is defined by. That is like what you think of. Oh yeah, college years college, but you're horrors party. Excuse me. Yeah. Exploring themselves. What the hell was I saying? Oh, yeah, the slight, the shit take is, well, you know, they're shutting down at 10 because that's when social distance people get drunk and they aren't, they can't socially distance as much.

That's what they're not telling you. Like, no, we, if they told us that everyone would lose their fucking minds, they'd just say nothing. We should have done 10. Try your own conclusions. Figure it out yourself. We're not going to say it. Here we go.

Hey, Dick, hello, Dickheads. I just wanted to call in and give a suggestion. I've been hearing a lot of reviews and well, I've been hearing a lot of issues on the Dick show about people having depression and you know there there's these twenty to thirty-year-old men they can't figure out what to do they don't work out they uh... they don't have anyone in their lives and i have been

and uh... i've just into you is not working out or getting a real private get over it to prove to my friends they've been proven to help with with the president's shoes and people. They never stop.

Shroom people never get more stuff. Shroom people, you win them into shrooms, how are they aggressive with shrooms? I like that. I like that. I do shrooms. And they're way different than like, they're not the same people who do acid.

No, people with acid, they won't. They don't really tell you. I don't think. I might experience with acid people. It would be like, do you want some acid right now? No. I've got it. The people who, who I know who would do both a lot, they would always say the shrooms was fucking crazier.

They're like, oh, no, no, no, no, you can control the acid. Yeah. Like the shrooms, like don't do that, you know? Shrooms people are, yeah, they will come at you. If I would rather be, I would like to see a shrooms person and a Jehovah's Witness or a Mormon square off on who can be more aggressive. Oh, there. Believe system.

Interesting. I'm not knocking it, but that's the way it is. Yeah, if it were a for some people, that's just what it just works. It's such a good time on some people love fucking weed. Sometimes some people didn't really work for not a good time. Yeah, I'm going to be that aggressive with alcohol. Maybe. Yeah. All right. Good. Good call.

Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. This is Isla. I'm a fucking organ. I guess now. But, uh, anyone who's a work of the episodes where you talk about how the little Irishman had a, yes, his common court testing. I can tell you what those are really talking about. Because when I was in high school, I'd be just started to call my court testing. And they were going to have everyone take like the high school common core standardized test. It was like three days of testing. It was insane.

But since I took the SAT as a sophomore, I could use that score to prove like, hey, I can fucking add using my fingers and toes. I'm not retarded. So I just signed a little form that said, okay, I'm going to use my SAG scores as like the proof that I need all the benchmarks. And that way, don't take this three days, talk with tests. Well, then I have like every goddamn teacher and even the principal, it's a really, it was a really small school, talking to like, oh, that, we really appreciate the test.

I think I just take the test anyway. I don't have to. I don't have to. I don't have to. I don't have to. But we just like, it's just good practice. take the test anyway for I bring up the best bring up the curve please I don't have to but we just like it's just good practice you could just come in on Saturday

I'm what do you got for me? I need the benchmarks why do you want me to take the test? Get them in the fucking face I want them to admit it the more here

throw some past the comic or text the better it looks for the school for it's more of a likely to get funding that way. Yeah, it's like we get some reason they make all they get to take the test. It's not the meat, the benchmarks. It's not they can get more money. They can go fuck around with it. I'm not the implication was that the benchmarks are tied to their fun, but all right,

bother. It's a complete way to time. I love the show. Yeah. So yeah, if I could just go back and do it all over again, Sean, I would never go to school. I would just leave. I would make my parents beat my ass before I would ever step foot in a school. Not one day would be of my childhood.

You could have spent in a fucking school. You could have definitely used some of that. You'd end up at the North Pole. You'll free us with the freeest man on earth. Black Santa. Yeah. I want his story. Yeah. He's not bad, Santa.

That's what kids are gonna think. No, he's not. No. He's just a, he's a free Santa. He's a Santa from a different side of the tracks. His backstory is, he was a, well, he was a slave and the sound or something like that. Yeah. And he heard the beginning of America. Freedom was in the North, freedom and opportunity.

And he heard about Santa. He heard about a guy named Santa, but it was all discolored. Right. The image he saw. And it was black. And he was like, oh, that's, but he went further north. And he started to see other black people. And he was afraid that maybe

there was a place where he could be freer. Yeah. And he said, I must not have been everyone here is a slave still. I must not be north enough. Right. And he kept going up through Saskatchewan. I don't know if that's right place. I mean, it's a problem to Canada. Toronto. Yeah. Toronto. Up through Greenland. People are still slaves here. I mean, all the a province of Canada. Toronto. Yeah. Toronto. Top through Greenland. People are still slaves here. I mean, we're all the way over. We ended up in Russia.

What the hell? Yeah. Not going there. Yeah. Yeah. So he just stayed at the North Pole. Yeah. Making toys.

Okay. Here's a good one. Yo, Dick. What's up? Considering as you are an appreciator of the pits in the Titzvarsass question, I am, if you've never discussed the fact that women can think themselves bigger breasts. Oh, really? Like, it's a whole field of research.

There's like studies titled, like, breast enlargement through visual imagery and hypnosis, where two female volunteers ranging in age from 19 to 54 were asked to practice self-hypnosis and visual imagery in an attempt to enlarge the breasts. All subjects had some enlargement. Is that not insane? It's like, it is insane. Why aren't your boobs bigger? Come on. Like, there's no if you want to have small pits anymore.

They're lying. I'm not sure that's what that, they're fucking lying. They're all on their periods or something. They're lying about it. They're lying about it because they're women. I appreciate the enthusiasm though. Hey, always nice to, you know, maybe a branch of research you hadn't heard before investigating.

I think he could have taken longer to get in the beginning. Okay. Now, this part, like I like a little bit more in you window than what I got. Right. So the beginning part. Yeah. Oh, shit. I just deleted it. Yeah.

See how short that was? Yo, it's Dick. Here it comes. Considering as you are an appreciator of the hits in the two, to blew it too soon, seeing as how your appreciator of, you know, the finer shall we say the more prodigious, shapeular, more vertically appealing, so the how they are, the eye line enhancing, yeah, I like a good 20, 30 seconds of that. It's good. Give me a little bit of foreplay.

I'm not just popped it. You like tips like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, crass. Here's Vito's mom. Oh. A little bit. This is the Vito's mom calling. Hi, Sean.

Hi. I just want to say a proud I am of my little boy supporting Joe Biden. Oh, boy. Yeah. I knew where he's to. Well, um, Vito for Christmas. supporting Jill Biden. I knew where he's to well. Um, Fido Foccoslisty, so why your Jill Biden blue color game cube? Uh-huh. Because, uh, honey, I haven't probably

finding that. And also you're, uh, you're your lonely pop anime cartoons. Oh, I'm not sure where to find those. I know you're angry about that because they're banned in Australia. Well, anyway, I'm not sure where the finals are. I know you're angry about that because they're band in Australia. Well, anyway, I'm so proud of you, Vito. And thank you for continuing the family's heritage of voting, boonu, momma. So it was a nice lady. France band, Hentai too.

Really? Tell us what's gone on here. What's going on here? It's called the Great Reset. No more drawings. No more drawings of women. Yeah, but that seems like a, doesn't it seem like a,

seems like a right wing thing, doesn't it? Isn't this all on the heels of children? No, isn't it all on the heels of, of like QD type stuff? So saying, oh, they can be drawn. Oh, they might be young. Oh, they might be, I don't know. I mean, I think it's, I, yeah, yes, yes, it's right wing. But I just see the authority versus authoritarian versus the role part. It's so it's hilarious that you can just appeal to both of them back and forth. Okay.

I don't. We're going to give poor people a bunch of money. Don't worry. We're going to give the military is way more money. We're gonna crack down. There's gonna be no more racism online. Guys, don't worry, we're not gonna have any drawings of any children on earth. Yeah. Don't worry about it.

Are you guys, are you just so fucking dumb that you can't tell you're getting played back and forth? Yes, is the answer? Yeah. Uh, let's do one more. Yeah, it's a contradiction here. Here's a make-a-mayor raid that all of our parking spots are slowly being taken over by the curbside service shit because the fucking COVID, another way COVID is fucking us all. Yeah. Anyway, fuck her out. fucking coven another way coven is fucking us all yeah anyway fuck her out. Oh, and you need six feet between your cars. My car is going to infect you. Yeah, curbside pickup. Yeah. My car will infect you.

Okay. All right. All right. Goodbye, everyone. Thank you. Thank you.