The Dick Show - Episode 235 - Dick on Big Simpin'

Episode Date: December 1, 2020

Asians are white, Dominion is in a bad headspace, Unthanksgiving, ten million diversity jobs in college, COVID-scented candles, free tampons, movies that train dads not to work, dog psychics, a QUEER license, banging your girlfriend in her dad's pyjamas, a Dick Show Christmas album, and a Pokimane super simp calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I don't know. Now we're, now it's infected discord. No, they can't keep it up though. I don't know why, but only YouTube can keep it up. That's like their thing. Layton, gay, like, gay. I don't know why. Calling from the discord.

Yeah, you got to call it from the discord. You guys, is this going to be better than that? Yeah. Be better than that. Discords, but man, discord's got pornography. Look at this. At any moment, I can try my luck and click on the general not safe for work tab in the Patreon discord.

That's a big ass. All right. All right. Another big, somebody's in here posting big asses. Okay. Then there's some kind of woman in a gimp suit and it looks like gigantic dildos, ballistic dildos, like comical dildos. This is a big cartoon subway sandwich, okay?

Then you get a chick with a really horrible boob job. Right. It's a crap. I can't understand how this is important. And there's a guys and guys, just about you know. All right. Well, and then I don't know. That's probably Cantillians actually

that somebody just posted in there. Oh, God. I'm not muted. I know I'm not muted. Am I muted? Let's see. No, I'm not muted. I know I'm not muted. Am I muted? Let's see. No, not muted. Not muted, but that means you're muted. Yep. Anytime, fucks around with the audio, instant mute to Reno. When you're recording, you know, animation, and you're recording a cast of voice actors, there's always the, you know, they're reading're recording a cast of voice actors. Yeah.

There's always the, you know, they're reading the script at the same time, right? So it's they're running, no, they're running scenes. No, so it's like all of a sudden, if there's a, you know, if it's silent, it's your line. That's the, you know what I mean? It's like, if it's, if you're the one with it, it's like, well, who's line it? It's yours, it's yours. It's yours. Go.

Oh, Hollywood. Oh, Hollywood. Oh, I don't even know where to start today. Usually I like to have a theme for the show. I want you to write a biblical theme. A biblical question for the weak theme. I don't know if I really, I don't know if I have that today. I'm gonna get biblical today. Let's see.

Well, I always have something. It feels like an old testament. You know, I always have something to tie it together, to tie the room together. You do, something. You're good at that. Whether it's venture communism or me too, or sometimes it's just fat women,

sometimes it's just fat women, although I don't know this week. It's a week of un-thanksgiving. I'm on board with un-thanksgiving. I think you just figured it out. I'm on, I'm a hundred percent in on un-thanksgiving. I'm on board with un-thanksgiving. I think you just figured it out. I'm on 100% in on un-thanksgiving. Yeah. I am over.

I am over the friends and family cope. Oh God was I seething all week. So what's important is friends and family? No, it's fucking not. That's not what's important. You fucking pussy. It depends who your friends and who your family are. You fucking copartists. That's not what that's not what's important. You fucking pussy. It depends who your friends and who your family are. You fucking co-partis.

That's not what's important. So much of what people say is just like a... By the way, the people that don't have those or rationalizations for why, you know, it's like... It's the ultimate like, well, look on the brights. It's that everything happens for a reason. Yeah, everything happens for a reason. That's the... That's that everything happens for a reason. Yeah, everything happens for a reason. Like that's the, yeah, that's the, everything happens for a reason for the right. Well, what's important is friends and family. No, it's fucking not. And I, and

I got news for you, pal, the people who don't have those are having an especially rough time. They don't need all you, they don't know that need all you tread. Reminding that all over, reminding everyone how fucking happy you are. Go be with them then. Go go go watch, click together and realize how fucking important every second of your lives is. Yeah. Well, like we watch Jingle all the way with Vito, right? Yeah. And I am convinced now that our that our childhoods were spent indoctrinating us against the idea of work, like every single, fucking, more liar liar, jingle all the way. Every moment is the same dad.

Same dad who had a job. Jesus God. Looking on the big account. Who came home when it was dark outside? Oh yeah, that was his big sin. Oh no, that was my dad, that was his big sin. Oh, no, that was my dad that was never home, especially when I was when I was young, like pre teenager. Yeah. Oh, no, he never came home when it was light out. My dad worked two jobs from when I was when

I was a young man, we're going job before that, but then he was getting into something else. So he had to do that. It's sure work at night. Sure. I didn't see him for a while. Yep. I'd wake up and been a little some little drinker night. Sure. I didn't see him for a while. Yep. I'd wake up and been some little trinket on the counter. We're all right. Well, you know, I understood as a kid. Yeah.

It doesn't, this shit doesn't appear out of nowhere. No, I had that. I would. I had that too. It was definitely like I knew that my dad worked really hard as a little kid. Like I knew it wasn't, I knew it wasn't fucking around, you know? But they fucking scrambled our brains,

they tried to scramble our brains, they scrambled many, they scrambled women's brains. I know that. I fucking know that, all right, let me start the show. I don't even, un-thanks giving. That's what I was talking about. Thankless giving. No, they're calling it un-thanksgiving.

Oh, I didn't know what to think. Demet either. Until it suddenly appeared. Yeah. Yeah. How welcome to the egg. You want to get new, do you love your egg? You get it.

It's a show, it's a contest. Give me a life for a mountain, it's a heart of the city of failure. I mean, how sick, Masanade gave the $20 million man. But America's Wires max again, 85 weeks running. Joining me as always is world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick.

What's up, buddy? Thank you, Dr. Killing yourself. And welcome to another very unhealthy show. Yes. A very, very unhealthy show. I'm feeling particularly unhealthy. Yeah. God, I'm feeling particularly unhealthy and ramped up.

We too. You too? I'm just, you know, I'm tired. I'm tired of just the same. You know, I'm feeling particularly unhealthy and ramped up. You too. I'm just, you know, I'm tired. I'm tired of just the same. I'm tired of you. You know what it is? Everybody's tired. You know what it is? I didn't see how this quarantine coming into the holidays would feel. I didn't. I was so used to the new, the new normal. I'll never accept that because in the scheme of thing, it's like the 1918 pandemic, people went back to shaking hands and hugging. I mean, it's the only thing I'm kind of hanging on to. I mean, guys, come on here. It's gonna, they didn't shut shit down for Black Friday.

You think it's maybe about something else? It's super here up in here. I'm starting to feel Italian. That's the way I argue now about him as an Italian ex person. Hey, oh, way, oh, way. I'm out of stats. I'm out of reason, I'm out of logic, I'm out of shouting, I'm just reduced purely

to an Italian ex person. Get out of here. Oh, get out. You're locked on. Restaurants are shut down. Forget about it. Oh, whoa, hey, oh, that's the only way to argue anymore. I saw Rand Paul.

I just don't even anymore. I can't even deal with it. Just anymore. Everybody's, it's, oh, forget about it. It's, it's, forget about it. That's, you think that's a good Italian accent? Forget about it, forget about it. Forget about it.

That's how they do it in New York. Forget about that? Forget about it, forget about it. Forget about it. That's how they do it in New York. Forget about that. Hey you, forget about it. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. That's a spicy meatball.

That is a spicy meatball. That's my, whoa, forget about it. Yeah. Perfect. That's the only way I'm addiction anymore. It's the diction. Yeah, it is. Yeah.

I know I used to work for, you know, I've worked for a couple of Italians, but one of my earliest jobs is New York Italian in Syria. No, but he used to say, you weren't going to pizza store. It was instead of, did you eat yet? It was gee yet? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jeet. I saw Vito post something about Italian X people. Italian calling Italian, why calling Italian X people white as racist. What the hell is this? What the hell is this? This is a Vito sentiment. No, I know.

This is a sentiment that he was posting and saying, what the fuck is this? What's Italian X? I don't know. What's Latin X? What is it? What's women with X in the middle? I don't know. Like a fucking, there's, that's right, right?

Women, WYPH, MEA, here's something for you. So glad I don't know this. Here's something for you. I think Scotland has free tampons now. They voted to do free tampons. Is my getting that right? Yeah. Is that Scotland that voted to do free tampons?

It's all the men are cramming them up their houses. I'd like 10 million free tampons, please. I'm going to drain the whole ocean. I'm going to drain, it's called Fouse Two, Fouse Daughters Giant Period. I'm going to drain the person. Fouse Two, this time it's a woman. For at two, this time it's a woman. Every sequel, Fouse Two, Colin, this time it's a woman. Right. Every sequel, Fouls II, Colin, this time it's a woman.

I'd like all of your tampons. I'm gonna drain, I'm gonna, I own the coastline. I own the infotessimally small line between the coast and the ocean that shall belong to me. That's my master plan. This is just the plot of Fouls to everyone. And then I'm slowly gonna drain it with free tampons. So they're, I own the entire face of the world then

because it's all drained, right? That's the, that was the deal that Fouls made. That's not fleas, huh? Italian X people. So we just did the jingle all the way, movie with Fido. That was a lot of fun. So somebody said calling Italians white people, calling them white is racist, which I thought, okay, so black people are capitalized. Right. Well, it's, that's, that's, that's a weird thing

because like Italian, if you're from, if you're they black, what are they? Well, the, the Italians. Well, look, the Moore's conquered Sicily, right? I've seen true romance. But it's true. I know where this speech is going. I mean, they are, they are different. They are different. I mean, they're really dark and kind of swar the Italians. And then there's like, you know, the greatest mountaineer of all time, right?

Reinhold Messner. Of course, I know the greatest mountaineer of all time. What does he sound like he is? Reinhold Messner. German. Yeah, he's Italian. He's Italian? Yeah, he was in the North. There's a, you know,

what about the North Boy RD? Yeah, he's... Chef Boy RD? He's from a... He's not Italian. No, he was a American. He has... That's French, they're speaking.

And no, these children aren't French. They're American. They're American. Does everybody have that? Yeah. If there was a brand of cigarettes that just had that on their ad, I would smoke the shit out of cigarettes, muzzly cigarettes. Oh, baby.

It's like some Italians are very white. You know, they have the jeans coming from elsewhere. I'd say it's definitely a different thing, but- Black people are capitalized, black people. Which I see everywhere. Yeah. Everybody's doing it. Everybody did it. They went through with it.

People couldn't do there and there and there, but they can capitalize your blacks right away. Then and then. Yeah, they can't do then, then further, further. They can't stop saying basically, literally, but they can capitalize your blacks where your Mexicans are Latin X's. Asians are white now. Did you know that? No. Oh yeah, they pulled Asians out of like the stats for who's... Is this like the racial draft from Chepell Shots? From like 15 years ago?

That's real. Yeah. Asians are now white. Let me see if I can find that. I'm getting distracted. This is how important it is that like, Asians are white. Don't see color. It's like, let's just dwell on it.

Let's dwell on every tiny difference and make sure we categorize. Yeah, because that's counter to what you want. You claim you want to do. You fucking idiots. School Districts reclassify Asian students as white. Dude, they're success. Oh.

What the fuck? Who did it? I mean, it's a district. Forget about it. And this is in Washington. Yeah, Washington, I guess they did. Because of their success. They wanted to show that people of not whites

were doing badly on their studies or something. I don't know. And Asians were kind of messing that up. I know Jews, I know Jews are whites, because I see them all the time, saying as a white man, we really need to end the problem of whiteness. Yeah.

You'll see this appear from time to time. I'm not even sure I'm allowed to say that. But Italians, I guess, are not, not why I don't know anymore. Unthanksgiving, yeah. Here's something you might not have known. Did you know the story of Thanksgiving? This is probably late, because Thanksgiving was last week.

But I mean, I know the story that I learned in school, which is that the Indians saved, gave them all this food and shit. Yeah, I showed them how to plant shit with putting a little fish in there for fertilizer. You know what, the reality is? What is it? Well, they, well, they fucking all died, didn't they?

I mean, they went from communal property rights where this council decided what they planned to private property so people could like, you know, like a capitalism figured out. Yeah. And they never ran out of food again. Fucking capitalism. Oh, literally private property. I'm thinking of another winter. No, private after three years of nearly starving to death. Oh, literally private property. I'm thinking of another winter. No, after three years of nearly starving to death, they switched to private property. And

that would be whole. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't be whole. They had all the toilet paper they could dream. They have. I never, I never set there and really looked up the like I knew that the thanks giving the school, you know, the school story, thanksgiving. Thanksgiving, it's like, yeah, that couldn't be the case. Like, knowing history that happened after that. Like I do, if some Indians coming in on my Thanksgiving day and trying to show me how to grow food in front of my wife, I'm killing his ass. Right.

That's, I mean, there's no sorts of organizations using Henselma, using huge complicated words. No way, Those are other different Indians. Yeah. Yes. Right. Exactly. Free tampons in Scotland. Why not to struck me? What's the big is there? It just struck me. Why is that like giving is that it's like giving a drugs in like a Vancouver to junkies. It's a big win for, you know, no woman should be denied a fucking tampon to soak up all of her excess blood that she's got shooting all over the place, right? During her three weeks a month, that she's doing.

She's trying. You mean, like in case they can't afford it or they just like, yeah, or just they shouldn't have to pay for it. That's the big win. And I just, the only thought that a critty is, why isn't toilet paper free then? Because everybody's got, you shit more than you, shh, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

Right. Why isn't the toilet paper free? I assume even trans, everybody needs toilet paper. Women need, often women need an entire role every time they go to the bathroom. Almost people need it. Almost people definitely use it. They can, you can use it to clean up messes in the kitchen. If you're really, you can't do that with a tampon. You can't be out there scrubbing a bunch of screwdriver off your, out of your carpet

with a fucking tampon. No. Toilet paper though. What? Equally, almost, it's more equally used than tampons. Sure, amongst the genders. Of course it is. Yeah.

But that's okay. That's okay, I'm happy. I'm happy about that. Did you report anyone for Thanksgiving? Did you report anyone having a, no, having even, I went down the street recording everyone. No, there was a big party across the street, but it's a, no, having even, I went down the street, reporting everyone. There was a big party across the street, but it's like, no, I'm just,

I went downtown to the projects and just peeped in everyone. Just, I'd like to restore these guys. Right, exactly. And also, they fit a description. So you might want to sense, you know, Holla, man, just, you know, have, you know,

put them in the lineup. There are chances are, chances are, a lot of these guys did some of these guys are eating illegally. You got to get over here and arrest these guys. Right. Oregon governor Kate Browner just people to call the cops on COVID rule breakers. Look, this is no different than what happens if there's a party down the street and it's keeping everyone awake. What do neighbors do? They call law enforcement because it's too noisy. I don't know. Yeah, it's probably bad neighbors do that. It's just like that. It's a violation of the noise ordinance.

Honestly, they shouldn't have to. It's about saving lives. It's about saving lives and protecting our fellow. I can't get on board with calling the cops for almost anything. Okay. Thank you. You're on board with that one, good. Let me see here. A Holocaust Memorial adds a George Floyd section.

What? A Holocaust Memorial? A Holocaust Memorial? A Holocaust Museum. In the city where he was killed? Let me see. Let me see. I just thought I thought

that was kind of funny. Or in the city where he died due to pre-existing conditions. Oh God. I can't take it with those guys. I can't fucking take it. Holocaust, museum and George, where is this? Where is this? The death of George Floyd. This is in Florida. Inside the Holocaust Center, Madeline, you'll be able to see some of the faces of those who have worn the death of George Floyd. A black man who died in police custody in Minneapolis on Memorial Day. His death.

Oh, and the Holocaust Museum. They got there's going to be Jewish groups that are happening. Oh And the Holocaust Museum They got There's gonna be two Scripts that are happening Yeah, 11.6 I'm just skipping around people and powerful blah blah blah

These are the shows 45 strangers Each of them sharing their own message To the world Is that what do you think what's the play there? You get the kids in these kids are these kids are really hating on the police. Let's get them in here. And then on the way out, ah, you learn a little bit, learn a little bit more about the Holocaust.

You know, the survey says 23% of you think that the Jews caused it. So, ah, maybe we get you in. We get you in for the George. You come for the George, you stay for the Hitler. How about that? How does that sound? I don't know, thought it was funny.

Yeah. Go ahead. No thought it was funny. Yeah. Go ahead. No, that's wild. Yeah, that's wild. I'm sure there are Jewish groups up in arms about that. Yeah, yeah. Because I've seen that before. Holocaust Museum trying to add, actually shit.

No, no, I've seen, I mean, there was, they had a big problem. Some Jewish groups had a big problem with Armenians calling theirs the Holocaust. Oh, yeah. With Turkey, yeah, where they were, they were, it was such, it was like, we have to be known as the Holocaust. Like, you can call it the Armenian genocide or the Armenian Holocaust, but you are not, you know, it was like this whole thing. They actually wanted this basically, you know, set in stone like the holocaust refers

to the Jewish Holocaust. And it's like, I've heard Jewish groups have a problem with the phrase, how much does this cost? Get it? Cause it's that's one of the best jokes that has ever been told on this show. I can't even laugh. It's moving on. I'm stunned.

This is a pet psychic. Here we go. Pet psychic. Pet psychic says that Joe Biden's dogs major in champ told her they're excited to live in the White House and also that their master would be a great president who clicks on this by the daily fucking beast. Another article about Joe Biden's fucking dogs. Meanwhile, I know what gets clicked.

Meanwhile, you have the most anomalous data sets in the history of the fucking world being crammed through Supreme Court by partisan, by partisan elected legislators and judges and, uh, uh, and we've learned, and that's relegated to a warning on Rand Paul's account. Meanwhile, the world's, we're learning about Joe, the pretend mind reading of Joe Biden's fucking dogs. They're excited. Did you see, I wouldn't have guessed that. He's getting a cat too, I heard.

How do I know that? How is any algorithm? Because you spend way too much time online. My phone alerts me to this shit. It just pops up news that I don't want in the morning. Every fucking morning, how would you like to know about this psychic that learned about Joe Biden's dogs? You're fucking moron. There are like thousands of people who have viewed this, right? Of course. The fact that they're all over the goddamn. It's all over the goddamn

news. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't think I'm going to make it. I'm not going to make it. I don't think I'm going to it. I don't think I'm gonna make it. I'm really fucking not. 2021 just seems so far away. I'm one lottery ticket away from just being a super villain. I can't anymore. Oh, no, no. I just fucking can't.

Yeah. I can't take it. I can't take the evoting nonsense. It's really, it's a bridge too fucking far. Like to see these goddamns, to see the defense of these goddamn machines. From people whose solution to fix their internet is to unplug and plug in their fucking router. Well, it does work. You know, sometimes you just have to restart.

Oh, man, you know what happened to me? I'll tell you what makes me rich this week. I lost a hard drive. Yeah. Oh, man, you know what happened to me? I'll tell you what makes me rich as we, I lost a hard drive. Yeah. Yeah, I lost a hard drive. I lost it all my time. I lost it all my time.

Or it dies. Dizzle's out. I tried to watch South Park with all my, because it got moved from one service to another one to show that everyone is sunk in an ever lasting cycle of signing up for the trial package to getting about it and being stuck with $10 for the rest of their fucking life. What they count on, of course, you should go to patreon.com slash the dick.

So see the video speaking of it. You're right. You're jingle all the way to the gift that keeps on giving. Um, it mo, South Park moved, so I said, fuck, I gotta go back to my torrents. Yeah, so for my torrents, this is drives dead. No, drives not found. You gotta be fucking shitting me. Go downstairs. Oh, great. this drives, hey, no problem. I've been paying for this wonderful backup service for like four years, backplays. I've been paying for it for four fucking years, right? So I go on, speaking of things you've forgotten about.

Yeah, so you were in there. You were accessing the one, of course not, and I never lost the drive before. How did I need access? This thing's been humming away in the background. The one thing, the one amount of proactive thinking that I've got. Sure, sure, sure.

To play and having worried about my heart at all, having worried about it in my liver, anything on the inside of my body, my mental health is out the window, but I protected my fucking data. That's the one thing that I got. That's him, because I got that shit on purpose. Right.

I don't care what you, I don't care if it's six folders of downloads from laptops that I've had and lost over the years that are just compiled directly impossible to short through. I don't care if it's 500 gigabytes of pornography that can easily be react that I've never used anyway. It's kind of a great example of just, you know, most Americans priorities, isn't it? I know there's a guy going to the doctor like, there't know, I probably should get that. Fuck, it's gonna cost me a bunch of money.

Oh, fuck it, fucking South Park. Oh, fuck me, man. It's speaking of looking gone. Go on, fucking another bunch of money. I got, you remember how I fucked up my foot, camping in Tahoe and lived like a half crippled person for the whole week, masculating myself, just feeling myself getting fatter the whole week,

not being able to join in any of the merriment. Yeah. Having to just look at guys, losing a husky, walking, yeah, my girlfriend chasing down a dog that I lost. Sure. I went to that going for that. I went to that small clinic up there to get the x-ray. The guy said, the guy said, well, give me your insurance then, you know, if they don't, whatever they don't pay for, I'll just send you bill for it. Sorry, I can't use your insurance. Let me guess, they didn't pay for a thing.

I know what they didn't. I said, that is not an outwork. Here's a bill for $900 for an X-ray. For a fucking X-ray. So, $900. I had my, I think I might have said this on the show. If I go into my doctor and pay him cash for an X-ray, like a just a regular chest X-ray, it's $55.

If it goes through network or insurance, it's $850. So I could have just given him cash. It's the same X-ray. God, yeah, the machine just, the machine just sits there doing nothing. When I'm not there. That's how fucked up it is. And he got like 10%. That's what they covered.

So the total amount he got was a hundred bucks. Now I'm writing a $900 bill to the fucking insurance company that I know they didn't pay him. Right. Anyway. Isn't it wonderful? It's wonderful.

So I go to download my wonderful backup that I've been aching for a data failure to happen so that I could justify having to serve it. I go to log in there. I see my drives, A, B, C, oh, what E? Missing. Oh no. What the hell is this? Conveniently the one that all your South Park episodes are on.

And who knows what else? That's the worst thing about it. Who knows what else? Because when you go to need something else, that's also going to be where all your best Hitomi stuff is. It is. It was. It was actually the latest and greatest. So I go to Texas, or hey, what's up guys? And he goes, oh, that drive's been missing for a year. We don't have. Do you? It's gone. Been missing for a year. Because actually none of your drives

have been backing up because that one's been missing. So it's just, it's just an all or nothing, like that's the way your system is set up. So if it's unplugged, it's just shot. Everything else, nothing. That's retarded. Oh, fucking, a phenomenal, fucking phenomenal. What a service.

So I sat down here for about 20 hours and pieced through it to get it back. Oh, drive-wanker thing, you know. Oh, that's, yeah. Yeah, I was talking about that. It's a lot of fun. It was an un-thanksgiving. I'm fully on board with un-thanksgiving.

Sure. Why not? Fully on board with it. Let me see. Was I talking about something else before I started talking about that? Oh, you were talking about a lot of things. I got an offensive license plate that's making me a rage here.

No, it doesn't make you happy. Oh, I tricked me. It tricked me, Sean. You see, if I see offensive license plate, I think Dick Masterson is gonna be happy. You know, I tried to be happy about this. You know, I tried to get no fat chicks when I was a teenager, right? Yeah, I never said that.

I tried to get it backwards. As they said, no fat chicks was that. And I tried to get it backwards. As they said, no, fat chicks was flagged. Right. I tried to get it by the way, tampa.dick.show. Available now. Still, I think that's shows in the can two weeks. So get your tickets now. Boy, people are just really looking for anything

to be outraged about. This lawsuit was filed because a guy, I thought, oh, thank God. Finally, someone's saying something for the sake of liberty, right? We can get whatever you want. Any license plate. You don't like it, don't. The license plate's easy.

Fuck you. Find a different way to, you know, assign people random fines for something that everyone is doing just to pad your police budget. It's fuck you. Find another reason to randomly pull people over and arrest them for something that everybody is doing. Yeah. Okay. The case again, Sierra, was a guy, one of the people who filed the suit as a gay man who owns a record company called Queer Folks Records. Yeah. He was originally told that he couldn't get a license plate saying

Yeah, he was originally told that he couldn't get a license plate saying Q, E, E, R. How do you pronounce that? Some quay or quay or because it was an insult. Yeah. So he couldn't get the plate, because it was an insult. And then he says, yeah, but I'm quay are. Yeah. They sued in the judge said, yeah, you know what? You're right. You should be able to have it. And I said, load a great. I'm loading up on. Well, you know what, you're right. You should be able to have it. And I said, well, it's great. I'm, I'm loading up on, well, right. Now, now, now I'm loading up on words. Now, now a straight guy, because you, you're supposed to apply the same rules.

Oh, yeah. I am a retard. Right. Sure. It's not offensive to me to be called that. I mean, yeah. I'm an asshole at least. I am, I identify with no fattishics.

But the judge added, he did say the DMV could probably be permitted to deny plates that are, for instance, obscene, profane or contain hate speech. Yeah. Because here's the kicker, because they fall outside of First Amendment protections. Well, but hate speech is protected by the First Amendment. None of those are protected by the First Amendment. Yeah, I don't know. What were the other ones?

Obsinity, yeah, sure. Profanity and hate speech are all. Sure. They're all definitely protected by the First Amendment. Yeah, they absolutely are. So you can get queer. Yeah. You can drive around with a license you can get queer. Yeah.

You can drive around with a license plate that says queer. Yeah. But I can't get no fat chicks. Quarer. Quarer. You can drive around with a car that says queer on it. Yeah. What is that, what is that all about?

Well, kind of complicated, but it may be driving around no fat chicks. Oh, God forbid. God forbid someone wants to fight the obesity epidemic in this country. God forbid somebody wants to keep women healthy, especially chicks in the humanitarian. Oh, a girl sees that, she's got, maybe this guy, he's pretty cool.

He's got a cool look and track. Oh, my packin' an extra 10. Damn, I would really love to fuck that guy. He seems so self-confident. But he's got this no fat chicks. Maybe I should avoid being, I don't even have to say that I am fat, but maybe I'm cruising for a losing over here.

Am I good enough? No. Right. The answer. Right. So, there you go. Yeah, I remember that. I guess I could get queer too.

Yeah. I bet you can't get no queers. I would want that obviously, but queers, excuse me, how many letters is that? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Yeah, you could get, I bet you could not get, not, not. I bet you can't get no. Yeah, I don't think they'll give you that.

Right. Yeah. Oh, what a, what a, what a fucking amazing system we have here. Yeah, because they fall outside the first amendment. I don't think I don't think you've looked into any, any history of of obscenity and and court cases or then. What's it for then? I mean, they want. What's it honestly for? If it does not those three things and what the fuck, why would it be right at the top? Yeah, what did they possibly have to make a statement that binding against if it wasn't those three fucking things Jesus Christ

Yeah, that's the whole point was that free speech has to be near absolute for it to work Let's see here poor kids and young kids getting stupider, fucked over the worst with digital, with distance schooling. That's pretty funny. Fuck them, good. Let me see if I have a summary that I can read.

The trend of more failing, well, this will be fun. Failing grades spike in Virginia's largest school system is online learning gap merges nation wide. Oh, wow. What a surprise. No. Did you see Fnucci says that kids can't transmit the disease to each other very much either. No, no, I didn't. I said that this week. A report on student grades from one of the nation's largest school districts. Blah, blah, blah, experts of one. I said that this week. A report on student grades from one of the nation's largest school districts. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Experts of one. Now evidence of poor achievement in virtual classroom

just beginning to emerge nationwide in the independent school district in Houston. More than 40% of students are earning failing grades and at least two of their classes. Do you think that like, I wonder what the absenteeism is? I mean, 100%. Well, but I mean,

nobody's in school. Well, no, no, no, no, but I mean, you know what, like some of the poor kids or whatever, I don't know, like are they left to their own devices to get on and go to school? Cause like mom and dad are both at work. Are you ever a problem? People's house full of assholes screaming in the background of your one bedroom, a mom's one bedroom apartment in the city. Yeah, yeah versus a bunch of kids who are in the secondary library for a dad's office.

I'm sure that it is a problem. Uh, let's see here. Let me get to the meat of this. Children who were middleing are poor students suddenly began earning more failing marks, including classes. They had not- I like how they say earning. Yeah, earning. He earned a failing grade.

Historically, I guess he's performing. Students are seeing an explosion of C's, D's and F's this semester far more than what have been expected on their pattern of achievement. I bet they're getting their asses kicked a lot more too. Results indicate a widening gap between students who are previously performing satisfactorily in those on performing in. Students perform well, blah, blah, blah. I'm trying to find the rich part.

Students must take virtual school seriously. Oh, yeah. Well, they're kids. It's hard to get them to do what they're supposed to do if they're not in an area where they have no other choice, you know, like in school, right? The apparent consequences of this is a demonstrated a fresh by the Fairfax statistics are confirming fears about how pandemic is driving an equity gap in American education that maybe prove impossible to close.

Well, we got it in the, we got it in the, the, you know, the, the wealth gap or the income gap, we got it in the, in the kid, kid brains gap. Fairfax's data shows that children who are engaged and care deeply about school, children in stable home situations, Are you probably doing just fine? Whose parents have sufficient resources will stay engaged in an online environment while

children whose temperament, socioeconomic status, or home situation have historically barred them from academic achievement, will slip further. Yeah, further behind. So you're already walking up a steep hill. Let's just, let's just make it from, you know, from 50 degrees to 65 degrees and see if you don't slide down every now and again. Fuck you, you voted for it.

No, fuck you. You all got together, you got together and used dumb brains to go vote and you voted for dumb solutions, you fucking deserve it. Fuck them kids, that's what you get. Too bad, but that's what you fucking get. Let's see here. Times up the charity. Took all the money. You know that, Times up charity.

I've heard of it. Hollywood's Times up set up to fight sexual harassment with Reese Witherspones. Oh, God. Amy Schumer, Bri Larson and other luminaries on its board spent most of their donations on executive salaries and only a fraction of them. It was like that red thing for Africa or whatever. Was that for AIDS? Oh, it was AIDS Day, I think so, but.

I mean, AIDS Day. It was something like 7% of the money got to where it was supposed to be. Bona was all that kind of shit. Yeah. What a, what a, what a racket. What a fucking racket. The organization, which is comprised of the Times Up Foundation and Times Up Now raised

four million, three and a half million bucks, but spent one and a half million on salaries and only 300,000 on legal defense funds for people who would experience sexual harassment. Oh, that's too bad. Well, at least some of you made some. At least morons were separated from their money. That's all I care about. At least if you were stupid enough to give money to this charity, you now have less money to go support something that would be artificially, that would have an artificial, that would have

an idiot demand using your money. That's all the best thing that you're going to lose the one way or another. Well, the best thing that you can hope for is that morons take all their money and put it in the lottery. Because then they can't go into it to hurt you. Yeah. Because then they can't use it to prop up things like Marvel movies. I understand.

Or, you know, like crappy tasting beer or, that crummy music that you don't wanna hear anymore, like just take the morons money, the people with horrible days and light it on fucking fire. Give it to all the charities, give it to Black Lives Matter. Give it to the media in the form of political donations.

Oh, let me see what else I got here. Oh, some moment of Zen. Oh, Bitcoin's racist. Oh. Yeah. Okay. They're coming on that. Really?

Yeah, Bitcoin is racist. Talk to me about Bitcoin being racist. Do they have a section in the one of the Holocaust museums now? Yeah, they're getting in the, one of the Holocaust museums now? Yeah, they're getting a section in one of the Holocaust museums. Story about coin base being racist came up. Coin base that's like made it possible for regular people to buy Bitcoin and escape the hyper inflating US dollar.

Right, race, it is the future of the economy. Brandon Wus is the coin base story. He's noturprising. Because libertarianism is an inherently racist ideology. Wow, it just doesn't reject, it doesn't just reject the science that shows white supremacy is the root of unequal outcomes for black people.

Oh, she didn't capitalize black. Libertarianism also abrogates all moral responsibility to address it. Libertarianism is therogates all moral responsibility to address it. Libertarianism is the same as climate change denial. We have ample science that shows the economic worldview is not true. And libertarianism is just used to ignore it, living in a fantasy instead. I've noticed a lot of people going on libertarianism.

Yeah, they're painting a really broad stroke. Libertarianism really, to to me does seem like a like almost more of a spectrum than anything else. Yeah. I don't know. Obviously it is. Yeah. Like there's all the weirdo's on one who are like, okay, dude. But yeah, I know. I mean, there's some of us that just think a lot of people have a lot of libertarian ideas that people don't want like a microchip installed in their cock. That's probably, if someone said to do that, you'd be like, no, that's what they would say. I don't want to.

So there you go. There you go. The turmoil over black lives matter and political speech at Coinbase. Yeah, it seems like they're trying to make a... Oh my God. George Floyd and the lead sentence there. Yeah. It seems like they're trying to make coin base.

It seems like they're trying to cancel coin base. And this is directly after Manuchin requested the coin base holds your ID for tracking, like, track what you're transacting online. Oh. It's pretty sure. Is that what makes it racist? I think as they're looking for, they're looking for a call. You know what? Honestly, any, any developers, any software developers, is just going to have racism

because they can't, because they see patterns and it's say the pattern and they express them, sounds very clumsily and don't understand that you can't do that. Right. You just can't express patterns. Even artificial intelligence has to be trained to not say, to not identify racial patterns when it spots them. It's just, you can't do it. Now, you can go back and figure out why those patterns exist, but to just, to just look

at data and then say them, you're going to be, you're going to, no, you're going to be called a racist every time. It doesn't, it doesn't mean that that's what you believe, or that's like, it's saying like, here, this, analyze this, it's, this is what it is. Yeah. It is what it is. Yeah.

Coin basics. Yeah. You're making it racist. Oh yeah. I love this because if all the workloads think that cryptocurrency is racist, they're not gonna buy any. And they're gonna be stuck, they're gonna be broke forever. So I really hope it catches on. I kinda wanna encourage it.

So it's like yeah, 100%. We're going to very racist. But it seems like a move to take it over. If Biden gets in his anti-racist task force online, this seems like exactly the kind of thing that would trigger a take over. Here is, there's a funny one for you. This is the director of engineering at GitHub

talking about the STEM gap. Yeah. Do you know what the STEM gap is? Well, I mean, I can imagine. You can imagine. Yeah, sure. So this is between male and female. Yeah, that's the one.

I don't know if you could see this on the thing here. Yeah, I can see it. She's showing, I guess she's showing off her chops, her code chops here, but she's showing off her codes here, but she's got some pseudo code that says, this is the director of software engineering. I mean, ordinarily, I would never comment on someone's race or gender,

but she is a black capital B black woman. There's a director of software engineering at GitHub, one of the largest code repositories on a facial year. And you do know something about code, if I'm not... I mean, I know what is a code and what's not. You're not fluent in visual basic, right? That's...

Right. You know, that's... I see it on TV. I don't go quite so far as to say, like, oh, enhanced. That's preposterous. I just keep it to myself. She's got a little bit of code here for you. To look at it. She says, yeah, I don't know.

It just says, try if gender does not equal male, chance of STEM job equals 24%. If ethnicity does not equal white and ethnicity does not equal Asian, chance of STEM job equals 5%. And then she's got this. Fucking Asians. Yeah. Yeah. They're white now though. And then she's got this. Fucking Asians. Yeah.

Yeah. They're right now though. And then she's got this thing that says accept because of their performance on tests and things, right? Is that what they basically tested in? Oh, man. How fucked is that? You guys accept.

Except then she's got an exception here. It says accept. Logging error. This is the STEM gap. Return return chance of a STEM gap. So, I don't know if this will be funny to people who don't know any code, but this is complete nonsense. What she's posted here is passing it off as code.

But try means if something fucks up in here, it gets booted out to the exception here, like in case of errors, in case there's like here, it gets booted out to the exception here. Like in case of it errors, in case there's like an impossibility, then it kicks it down to the next formula. You understand that one. You have a non-coder, you understand it in two seconds. Nothing in here could fail.

Nothing. Try a chance of STEM, 24% chance of STEM if you're not wide and not Asian is fact. So in nowhere is there a, in nowhere is it defined the chance if you're a man or a white man or an Asian man? This error would never be thrown. So in fact, the only time that a chance of stem job would be returned is if you were a woman and not white and not Asian. Oh, that's what I'm recording. and if you were a woman and not white and not Asian. That's what I'm recording to this, you've got zero percent chance.

Yeah, I don't know. Gotcha. Well, this is the director of fucking engineering. Yeah. They should have cast this shit off. They should have called you. They should have. You're right.

They should have called me. Let me see what else I got here. Have you been watching the dominion stuff, the e-voting? No, no, no, I haven't. It's shameful. Yeah. Jets connected to the internet, leaves no trace, uploaded, sticking to USB,

move files around, like, oh, I gotta look at it. I gotta delve into that. So, they got, they got, you hear, I'll tell you how you know they're guilty. They got called in to testify or something from Philadelphia. Who did? Good dominion. And their response was dominion is, dominion is the company that owns our democracy, owns

our voting system. Yeah. Well, I've seen a few different names of like license that so they are in an appelines like, but I mean like yes and yes Election hearing systems and some no smart something or other like that yeah Because dominion was a monopoly mm-hmm Government made them license their technology to the other systems from yeah, I don't know how The same fucking system. Yeah same system connected to the internet that leaves no trace of how you vote.

Or there can be program to leave no trace or rank the votes as they come in. They were asked to come testify and their statement was that the implications from the conspiracies, from the conspiracies that there was fraud has led to stalking harassment and death threats against their staffers, which they have reported to authorities. And they're seeking more information from law enforcement. So this is a company that you understand wanted to control a process that is the only thing that keeps us from murdering each other, right? The very abstract social contract we have with one another

that one side gets power over that, it is a concerted effort at all at once for everyone to exercise their will with the caveat that even if it's slightly more, even if one side is only one more person wants their side to win, that's the one we're all going with. And this is the only thing that keeps us

from killing each other, that keeps those two sides from murdering each other at any moment. This is a process where in some countries in fact it is going back and forth tipping back and forth over the edge of uh... a military coup to democracy to military coup and back and forth it is the most it is the uh... most violent the most precarious process we have that must be uh... that's uh... that's for which the integrity must be preserved to an almost to a religious degree.

In fact, more, if there's malfeasance at church, we will let that slide because God can forgive you. But if the voting process is molested or altered and perverted in any way, God will not forgive you, right? This is this process and the request of, hey, can you guys come in and answer some questions or maybe we're seeing a little bit of fuckery? One of your employees is on a conference call

talking about guaranteeing Trump won't win and that he made sure of it. Can you guys come in and answer a couple of fucking questions? Or how about how fast your machine's process and where exactly we can find them and why they're all using the same fucking encryption key. Can you come in and tell us why there's a rating, a ranked voting algorithm even in the fucking machine and how we might find out if it's being used, we find out that and their response is to This sacred process in America is we're getting death threats.

You fucking think you're getting harassment and stalking. Do fucking think where you not prepared for this shit, the Maddox defense of I was in a bad head space. No, I can't come answer your questions because what? Quite frankly, quite frankly, you guys are just being a little bit rude about it. Actually, there's no need for all this. There's no need for all this, all these death threats we're getting, all these death threats. We can possibly come in and answer your questions. Let's seem a little odd to anybody else, like a fucking cop out.

Maybe they go to their place. I mean, just go up to the doorstep. There's, I mean, there's, just, you know, just, just get to what you want to get place. Maybe you just can't just chop up the doors. There's I mean, there's just, you know, just just get to what you want to get to. What do you mean? Okay, we'll bend over backwards for you. One way or another, like we'll just get, we'll just make it easy for you to answer the questions. Like, oh, because then you can still get the answers. Will we? that's what we, yeah. What you like the thing, right? Just take excuses away when you want to find out answers,

just remove the excuses, tell, yeah. I mean, it's anytime I see anybody say stalking harassment and death threats, I think they're lying. Oh, that fucking, I've heard that shit before. I mean, they're harassing me. Yeah, well. I mean, I asked, they're harassing me. Yeah, well, yeah, and then, they're harassing me. And that control, you guys,

why did the control democracy, you better have fucking planned this through. I don't think in all cases, but yeah, we both know of a case where, yeah, it's, because you know, it wants to cry victim. Yeah, a lot of people do. Let me see what else I have here. Oh, man. Predicting lockdown breakers. This is a nice, this is a nice news of what's to come.

A private firm has signed lucrative deals with local authorities in the UK to garner data. So now I predict who is likely to break lockdown. Called from council records includes family debt levels, living arrangements and school absences, predicting if you're gonna, predicting if you're gonna break lockdown so they can purchase a cop or a CCTV, CCTV camera or a nest in the case of America, right outside of your fucking home. Yeah, no, that's, that's frightening shit. This is so far being, it's so far beyond public health.

Yeah, yeah. You can't even remember what it was, You can't even remember what it was for. You can't even remember what it was for in the first place. They will just know every single thing about us. If they really, if they don't already, it sure seems like they know more and more every time you look into that. There has got to be a metric,

which shows exactly how much time needs to have passed before people forget what things were like in the before and before time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like people don't remember what it was like to not have a smartphone. Yeah. I mean, I do.

I mean, I do. But like, how much longer? Yeah, but you don't believe in witches. This is, I'm talking about regular people who don't even understand calories. Yeah. I don't know why I'm so fucking fat. I just drink three frappuccinos every day.

Right. That's liquid. You can do that. There's gotta be a measure of how much time has to pass. And I suspect we're closing in on it. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Like one season where you have to start explaining why you should be able to meet up for Christmastor Thanksgiving

or why you should be able to leave the house is coming. Yeah. Let's see here, diverse ofrats. Oh, that's a good one that was making me arrange. Is that a new political party? Uh, yeah. Ohio State now employs more than 100 diverse accrats at a cost of more than $10 million a year, which is equal to in-state tuition for a thousand students. It's irrelevant because we're going to be paying this bill shortly. Um, these are the diverse accrats employed by, whoa, at least as big and then I thought it would be. Fucking Twitter man.

Brought to you by the people to remove boulders. Yeah. We just, we invent technology and then use it for the dumbest stuff. We always focus on the dumbest stuff. We always focus on the dumbest stuff. It's like our fucking monkey brains are just not, we're not bright enough to use what we have. It's made of folks. It's made of folks on what we have. Seeing people argue against, like argue to protect

those voting machines is just heartbreaking. It's like you guys, I mean, most of you are the same ones that supported Bernie and he got straight up robbed. I think the super delegates are a system to just decide, well, that's who runs. Right. Right. Yeah. The super delegates on the Democrat side, they have those.

So it's like, yeah, I know she won against the will of the people. We're going to, this is, why do you not think they wouldn't do that on a technological scale? Like, why do you not think that would, why would you defend this process that is so blatantly engineered for fraud and know, I don't know, it defies belief that it is sheer incompetence that would have caused these machines to be set up this way, the domain machines are. Executive Director, Office of Diversity, Inclusion, Program Director, Institute for the study of race and ethnicity director office of diversity includes there's three of directors of the office of diversity inclusion on each making 90 grand yeah bro

i mean so if any i mean you're talking about a college system that is inflated by free loans uh... that turned out to not be worth their investment, right? If people can't pay back a loan, then it wasn't worth your investment. Like if I want to put a giant pair of things on my car, and I take a loan out from the bank, I'd like $50,000 to put a giant pair of tits on my car. What's your return going to be on that? How are you?

Well, how your loans do? Can you pay it off? No, because I didn't make any money with giant tits on my car. I thought I would. Exactly. So if you get a better off putting giant tits on you, yes, that could have made some money with that. Correct.

So because they cannot pay back these loans, we have to start saying, well, why are they so expensive? And where's that money going? Here it fucking is. Exactly. Assistant Director, campus office of diversity, research specialist, institute for the study of race and ethnicity, diversity and inclusion advisor, talent management, assistant director, office of diversity inclusion, executive communication, specialist office of diversity

inclusion, program manager, college of engineering, diversity and outreach. Look at this shit. It's probably 200 fucking people. See, this is all $10 million a year. It's all optics because by these people being here, it's fucking all the people they allegedly want to help. Yeah. With that money's going somewhere. Yeah, it's exactly. That's the thing. It's like you're $10 million. You don't think some of the, some of the people who, you know, you're supposed to be representing and, right, and, and, and, and, and, the people who, you know, you're supposed to be representing

and, right, and, and, and aiding and, you know, getting into college or doing whatever I mean, because I'm assuming that's all about to pay for this. It's all about opportunity for, like, the disadvantage or the disenfranchised. Yes. Holy shit, you guys. Pro, it's all, it's just a thing about it. Could you think you could cut that down a little bit? Maybe, maybe throw some of that money where it's kind of, you know, needed.

I shocking. Shocking to see anyway. All right. There we go. Maybe cut it all down. So maybe those loans are worth it. Coincosing on fucking race for 10 seconds if you could. Oh, God, I saw this great thing about COVID.

So somebody did a, somebody did a, a doctor, did a study on the deaths, deaths per year, and found that they didn't change. So COVID spiked, right? Killed a bunch of people, but these overall deaths didn't change. So you mean, in just in the US? I mean, is that what they're doing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the US. Yeah. So because they so they went through a shoot in their family. So they went through and looked at all the other causes of diseases and found causes of death like heart attack and stuff like that. Because they know that old people died about the same. Everybody died about the same. But they found that heart attacks increased, plummeted. Heart attacks, let me find what where it was. Heart disease, respiratory diseases, influenza and pneumonia, all fell.

The three deaths analysis, even the sudden decline in deaths is observed for all other causes. The trend is contrary to the pattern observed in all previous years. So see here how every year the heart attacks and stuff spike, except for COVID year. Yeah, which are those? Here's COVID. Yeah, but where is where the heart attacks spiking? Well, right here around this time, I around see what is this this over a year? Oh, yeah, so this is like this yearly. Yeah, I don't know.

Well that one looks like fairly similar doesn't it? This one a couple peaks back. Well few peaks back. Yeah, yeah, that's something like that. And there See here. Their premise was that obviously these deaths are being attributed to COVID, a lot of them. They're being misclassified as, I mean, this is a doctor saying this. This is just their hypothesis, right? Yeah, for writing the paper.

But the thing is, we've been over that, it's a contributing factor. Organ failure due to, you wouldn't have had that had you not had COVID, but they're missing this. They heard, I mean, they're, they're, they're hypothesis is the heart attacks causing it because there are less heart attacks killing people. They try less of less of heart attack, respiratory infection pneumonia, less of those are getting coded, and a shitload of COVIDs are getting coded, right? So they're saying possibly they're getting mislabeled as COVID, which is fine, whatever, I don't care.

If they, yeah. But the funny thing that I thought was they removed it, this, whatever it is, the medical journal, removed it from the site because it was being used to spread misinformation about COVID. So not that the study could even exist, but that it had to be wiped from the earth. Let me try, let me try to find it for you. I mean, I'm always assuming there's more to this because I read you, you can read their

state because I mean, every time that I do, there is more to it. Here. It's like, oh, well, that's editors note. After they published this one, it's a Brotter attention that the coverage of Genevieve Breanne's presentation, COVID deaths, a look at US data. Oh, dude, that's horrible. That's been used. It's a woman.

I know. Probably wrong, then. Be careful. What an idiot. Just be careful. It has been used to support dangerous inaccuracies that minimize the impact of the pandemic. When we're living under fucking martial law, like, how could there be, how can you get more, how could the reaction be any more extreme than it is right now? How? What is left to take? Honestly, what the fuck is left to take? I can't go outside without a mask. 20% of people are on,

there's 20 million people that are unemployed. All local restaurants and businesses are shut the fuck down. What is left to take? How is it possible to overplay it any more than it is? But they still had to take it down. It's shocking to me that they would still take it down with this giant statement about how wildly dangerous it is

to publish the idea that, hey, maybe there's not so many because some heart attacks are getting covered as COVID is COVID. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure if that's true or not, but I mean, it's, it was just a hypothesis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Maybe, exactly. Well, here's going back to a few weeks ago, this is why the media will publish anything that will get a click, you know, as we know. When we were talking to Nick a few weeks ago, remember he brought up the Sturgis rally? Yeah.

And like that article that said, like it could be 250,000 like spreading. Yeah. Which we know is like that seems, said, like it could be 250,000, like spreading. Which we know is like that seems insane, right? Well, it's like, oh, we contact Trace, and it was like a hundred. Well, what he said was correct. I think it was between 102, 29 at that time. Now, it's grown a lot, but it's not ever going to be 250,000.

But then he said, like anybody could know anything after like eight months. They've been studying it for like eight months. And that's a perfect example of missing, and he's a busy guy. He's got more to do than somebody like me. Nick. Oh, Nick?

What do you mean? Well, because here's the other 90% of that iceberg. What do you mean? Well, because here's the other 90% of that iceberg. It was done by the department of labor and economics from San Diego State University using cell phone data. There's no doctors on that. They were immediately, that was immediately condemned by any epidemic, epidemiologist.

He's got a treason. Oh, they're still tracking that. Oh, they're still tracking that. It's going, they're seeing spikes in South and North Dakota as the people went home. But it's a, of course, they were said, the first thing anybody with any background in it said was like, that's preposterous.

You don't have data to support that. And they said, they said, we use cell phone records and we stand by a thing. It was done by the Department of Labor and Economics for people from there. So it's like, but the fact that that made it into news is fucking wild. You know, I'm just saying. Yeah. So they, you know, they have a problem with them pulling this down. And so they should not be exclusive and understanding. No, if there's, if there is, is clear data that says, here's what's left out.

Here's why, here's why this is not an accurate conclusion. That's just that's retracted. Look at this retracted by the news. I don't know. I think that's a little odd. I have to look into it. I think it's a little strange to just see a data with a giant warning like a pack of cigarettes across it.

Yeah, I mean, you know, I have to look at what are all the other countries doing? What's everybody doing? I don't know. Everybody's locked down. I don't know. That's what they're doing. Maybe this guy stood me up.

Who? The Simp guy. Oh no. I wanna talk to that guy. He's discord the usual way. Now read comments and see if he responds. Do we have another caller? How many read comments do you have?

I think somebody else wanted to call in too. I'm not sure. Hey, who else did I say to call in? Anybody? I know I told the grandma zoo to call into. I'm not sure. Hey, who else did I say to call in? Anybody? Look, I know I told the Grand Wah Zoo to call in, but, uh, I don't know, people have a very, uh, people have a very hard time with like, times. Oh, yeah. Say like two PMPS.

You're like, well, that's, you're saying that's like this time for me. What's, oh, man, I can't, I just can't. Uh, yeah, the, the whole... Oh man, I can't, I just can't. Yeah, the whole time zones is tough for people. Is Japan God forbid if it's fucking Arizona or Hawaii? People never figure that shit out. More people died from suicide last month than from COVID in all of 2020. And women have been impacted the most.

Wait, suicide, where? In Japan. Oh, in Japan? Yeah, they got a the most. What suicide, where? Japan. Oh, in Japan. Yeah, they got a lot of Japan suicide. Well, Japan knocked it, they knocked it out fucking quick. Oh, I think they're back on lockdown. Oh, but I see, because they're turned out they're feared and go away. So well, they also, they're also kind of suicidied.

Aren't they? We have a little suicide. A little suicide. Let me see. Keep trying the Wi-Fi. Is our Wi-Fi fucked today? I don't know. Let me see if people are there complaining. Or Wi-Fi is fucked.

I mean, everybody's getting everything right now. Now that everybody's working from home, they're putting caps on it. Yeah. So you have to pay for the business plan. Yeah. Even though, God, they're putting caps on it. Yeah. So you have to pay for the business plan. Yeah. Even though, God, man, there's always a, there's always an opportunist.

No reason to cap it. Doesn't take any more of the diamonds. Fucking king of the world. Amazon is, how many businesses have they put out? Oh, dude, it's like millions. No, I know. I mean, it's like a, it's like millions. No, I know. I mean, it's like a significant percentage of restaurants,

which are hilariously, hilariously restaurants are, restaurants are like the easiest business for people with no education to get into. People who are not smart, have no education. Like people come out of prison. They're familiar rated restaurants as fucking crazy too In the first year. Yeah, true.

But if you're paying 10 cents a can too much for tomatoes, you go out of business. That's true. So now we've got restaurants that are not only under the thumb of like GrubHub, you have to pay mafia payoffs of 20% 25% to GrubHub. Now it's illegal to run them.

I don't know. I don't know how many they put out of business. All of them. That's going to be all. Yeah. A lot. I had this rich kid communist thing to bring into it. Pissed me off. Oh. There's not any funny news this week. No, there's nothing. It's really not. That's not I haven't found any funny news in this year. Last week was funny news. Was there? Yeah, there's a lot of funny news. What do we do last week? Last week was like Fisher people, here I'll tell you.

Oh yeah, Kevin McCallister. Fisher people. And four years working on boats, I only knew one female fisherman. She ended up sleeping with most of the crew and it culminated with a pitched fist fight in a trailer park. Boy, I bet she was a looker.

There are multiple reasons. Captain's looked like a fucking Ling cod. Don't usually hire women for that job. Somebody post a picture of a Ling cod. Someone post a picture of a Ling cod, please. This motherfucker, this motherfucker bailed on me. He's probably sipping for, sipping for Pokemon right now or something like that.

Stringer Isaac, I come sick of nice people, just get over yourselves and admit your shit stinks. You don't get special passes to be an asshole and pretend it's worse when someone else does the same. Nice people or that's what he's sick of. Nice people. I don't know if a nice people are the ones who think their shit don't stink.

I don't know. You're an ass and we all know it. Even worse are the people who pressure each other not to say anything about it because apparently shit doesn't stink. You're an ass and we all know it, even worse, the people who pressure each other, not to say anything about it, because apparently shit doesn't stink. He really likes that euphemism. I don't know if he, I think he doesn't stink. He might have stayed up too late writing that one. That's one, that's one of those phrases where people think you're shaming. Yeah, it's kind of, it's a little crass. Yeah, you don't have anything for me. You don't have the droids you're looking for.

Yeah, go away. Opinions are like assholes, stop. Right, right. No, no, thank you. Also, not to be confused with excuses are like assholes. If I could just get two or three people in my life that got that, I would be grateful. Well, good luck.

Philbert B says, since COVID, the overall ratings of scented candles went down on Amazon. Either all the scented candles factories have been suffering quality control issues over the last six months or a bunch of carons didn't realize they lost their sense of smell to the COVID. That's kind of funny. Want to see that graph? Yeah. Interesting. Well, that's kind of funny. I want to see that graph. Yeah. Interesting. Well, that's what's, there's some people who got it at the beginning and don't have their smell or taste

back. Yeah. And then some people's, you know, comes back over time, some people's comes back, you know, more or less immediately after they're, they resolve. Here's the bad reviews for scented candles. Here's been COVID hit in here. These fucking candles, these candles don't smell at all. That's a pretty, uh, that's a pretty solid line. Right? Right? He is one good graph. Yeah, that's, that's, I mean, that's good. I started about September on good fucking graph. That's funny. Uh, that's funny. Let me see if you like this graph. Okay, this is a graph of the four counties that's basically won the presidential election.

This is the size of the vote that came in and the margin of the vote that came in. You know what I mean? Like percentage for Biden versus percentage from Trump. Yeah, there they are. Overall, or was this based on time or was it size? So this is ratio, ratio and size, like ratio for Biden and size of the amount that came in, the dump. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You're gonna have to explain this. Like the size of the amount of votes that came in, 100,000, 150,000, and then their ratio for which candidate. So if they were like 96% for Biden, but in those counties. Yeah, in those counties. Well, I would imagine there are probably strong Democrat counties anyway, right?

I mean, it seems just kind of impossible. Like these, that there's our way the fuck over. What county, that's for Trump? No, these are for Biden. So these are the, all the ones that came in after they stopped counting in the middle of the night, then these four blips showed up. Like, oh, all right. Well, I don't know about that one, chief. Here's, here's based on time. What is the male invo, because you know, they are counting the male invotes like that was like that. But I see that.

That's the thing. Like that was something that I thought about. I was like that, the, the, the leads changing like in the morning, that was totally predictable. Well, totally, that's exactly what I thought would happen. Everybody was predictable. Everybody came in in the middle of the night. It was freaking out. As they, as they count, no, a lot of it kept the next morning was when it started to

eat in and then the next day. No, no, no, no, no, these came in at precisely, these came in at precise times. Oh, and this is when they, they came in at, I can't comment on that. It was three in the morning, one in the morning. It was not surprising to me in the slightest that all of a sudden you were going to see it shift to blue as they started to count all the absentee and mail in ballots and things like that. Well, this is a shift.

This is just a dot. This is one like this guy. That's not, you know, say, oh,, that's pretty odd, that that would happen. Well, this guy doesn't look odd, just that he's way over here. No, maybe I'm missing the picture on this. Well, on the X-axis, it is the number of votes. Okay, then on the Y-axis,

it is the ratio of which candidate they're for. So you would expect- Oh, so over the ratio. As the ratio climbs, you would expect the number to drop. Like Like it's unusual to have both of them at the same time. Is that when they like released the, when they had counted them and then released that information? Yeah. Yeah.

And this is when it was done. And all four of them were the ones that as they were giving updates. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Here is, okay, perhaps this one will, perhaps this one will be more persuasive for you, this graph. This is the percentile of, this is the, this is the percentile of like, of probability of this happening.

So this is most of the, most of the distribution is under this like 90% likely 95% 99% likely and then here's these four way way up here. I don't know. I kind of want to take a look at I'd just say, well maybe take a look at those guys, see if there's, see what's going on there. Well, what's the harm in asking, like I don't have a problem with it? Oh, people do. Like I mean, you're probably gonna get answers. I mean, it's probably not gonna change anything,

but like I just want to, I would love to, if things are way out of the ordinary, I know this is a different year too, but then you probably have answers. You think so, right? Yeah, I mean, and if you don't, you're guilty. I mean, there should be, I give you, you can't prove that that's right. You're fucking guilty. Well, no, you have to prove, look, the way that it works,

it's not, it's not liable in England. It's not a liable case in England where the defense has the burden of proof. So you think you have to prove fraud? Oh, I think that most states have legislation that says that, that you cannot see, because there's nothing in the constitution that says like the, the electoral college has to listen to the will of the people from the states.

Yeah. But most states have that without compelling evidence of fraud or something else. Like, but that's not compelling to you. Well, it certainly invites questions. So then if I say, hey, can I see the data for this and you say, I'm getting too many death threats, I'm say, hey, can I see the data for this and you say, I'm getting too many death threats, I'm not.

No, that would be like suspicious, right? I mean, yeah, I would raise my suspicion. You say, let me see the original dose. Let me see the original votes for this. So we can count them and they said, we shredded them. But yeah. And then you said, well, the law says you have to hold them for two years and say, wow, we didn't.

Whoops. Then you would say That's fraud right. I know some machine some machines. There's no paper trail some machines there Some machines there is a paper trail that's I would say I would like me out go Well, I would like there to I would like there to be a paper trail for all of that if you went to the bank And you said I had a hundred thousand dollars in the bank. Where is it? He said, I know you don't so well Where's the paper where's the then where did it go? Show me a paper trail for all of that. If you went to the bank and you said, I had a hundred thousand dollars in the bank, where is it? And they said, I know you don't. So where is the paper, where is the, then where did it go?

Show me the paper trail. I was like, we deleted it. Yeah. Then you would say, you stole my fucking money. I hate you. Yeah. Yeah. I guess.

I definitely, yeah. I definitely want to, how do you prove that then? How do you prove it? Like, while we don't, we didn't keep any of that stuff. I don't have it. Messed up. I don't have it. Messed up. I don't know.

Can you look at the coding or can you look at the coding? The coding's fucked. You know more than I do. Every expert comes in. The coding's totally fucked. Well, it's the coding. It's able to be, it's able to be used fraudulently. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Why would it allow that if the purpose wasn't to do that? Yeah. I don't know. I just want to know what the definition of fraud is for people. Philly B, oh yeah. Let's see here.

Hey, Deck, a tip for bad storytellers. Big Brian here, for the longest time I was absolute garbage at telling stories. This guy just not show up. Damn it. God dammit. Pokemon, Simp. Pokemon, Simp. Not there.

Uh, big Brian, here's the longest time I was absolute garbage at telling stories. I had things I wanted to share, but when I did, my friends looked at me with the same amount of respect they would for a plank of wood. I had some advice for chronically bad, I have some advice for chronically bad story tellers. Follow these three steps, judgment, delivery, resolution. First decide if what you're going to share is actually worth sharing.

Is it funny and insightful or interesting? Right, don't be John Candy and Plains, Trans and Automobiles. Oh, God. Consider your audience here. Second, have I always said this? Just stop. In the middle of whatever you're saying,

just stop and see if anyone asks you to finish. Well, that's not a bad idea. Yeah. And then if you're finding that nine times out of ten, they're not sharing. Don't start. Yeah, don't stop. Maybe you're a better listener. Me? No, I mean, no, that person. Maybe that could be the conclusion that, maybe I'll have a better listener than a storyteller. Yeah. Second, work on how fast or slow you speak, as well as the inflection in your voice.

This is where the Dixho has helped been helpful to me. Before listening, I sounded as excited as a trip to the DMV in standstill traffic. So he would just talk like, what's that guy's name? Right, that comedian. Oh, Stephen Wright, yeah. Now I can raise my voice to capture the listener's attention

and speak softly when I want them to listen in. Step two A, oh my goodness. Ampethyze, but your audience, try to relate not to specific experiences, but general emotions that everyone can understand and has felt like boredom, self-doubt, or frustration. Final step, resolve things in a way that captures the point, but doesn't take forever to get to.

You need to have the theme or message in mind from the beginning. You need to know where you're going and don't just hope you arrive eventually. I hope this helps bad storytellers. I've listened to the show and I'm currently close to episode 120 Oh my goodness, he's way back. Thanks for all the laughs. Hi Sean all the best big friend

Hey dick. Just listen to the episode Learning something. Yeah, he is Just listen the episode was excited to hear this you're right. My name is Mariah like the singer She was an animal factor. I think Sean gets double points for this one because the other three whales displayed in the museum Yeah There was a little blue whale. I forgot. I looked that up. I was talking about a different a different leaking whale. That's so funny. She brought that up. Okay. Our sperm whale, a baby blue whale, baby blue whale. That's the one that I knew about. I didn't know about the other ones. And a North Atlantic right whale. Vito asked how much oil drips,

and I'm not sure how often they changed out the collection container, but it did frequently drip on visitors and the floor and it smelled terrible. I'm sure. Not sure if you're interested in the additional info, but just passing it on in case. Thank you.

It's about good work. Sean, I love him. Oh, I love you too. I love you. I love you. You don't know what she looks like. I love you. Even more for following that up, reminding me that I indeed am right. Really bad news. Oh, judge reverses his order. An hour or so later, Fulton County and Democrats can wipe their dominion machines. A judge ordered that these counties can wipe their dominion machines, their e-voting

machines. What county? Uh, Fulton and Fulton, that Fulton County. So what do you need? Like what could be a non-frogulent reason to wipe the information from a fucking voting machine? Does it have anything to, I mean, could they say that it has anything to do with voter security? No.

It's illegal in most cities. You have to hold the ballots in case, to audit them. It's the government. It's the most safe place in the US government protection. What reason could they possibly have other than fraud? I don't know. We gotta let us wipe these fraud? I don't know. We got to let

us wipe these machines. Why? You know, yeah, just in case I'm missing all the time. I couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you. I guess my my my your threshold for fraud is just going off. Yeah. These fucking machines have just been a curse on democracy for so long. And it's shameful to see people, because it leaves the door open to not trust a system. Like that in order for it to work, people have to trust the system, right? Yeah. So people are as bad as you let them be. Well, that's just the way people are.

Yeah, well, a certain faction will, yes, you're right. There's always gonna be a percentage that push the rules or break the rules and see who's see how far they can go. Most people won't, but there's always gonna be those people kind of pushing the, it's like corporate tax laws. They're just gonna do whatever, there's no loopholes.

They're just gonna do whatever the law says. Right. And then if they, if they, if they're writing the laws, yeah, and it's a, they're pushing enough money to defend themselves, the government won't go after them. Right. Right.

That's the law. If you have, if you have a system set up where you can just delete all the votes people are going to cheat. Yeah, fucker. What are you thinking? There's always yeah, they're yeah, scared to you. Yeah, I don't look like that with dots all in the middle of the fucking map with one

dot that six inches away for that's a cock away from the others. Uh, here's an erotic story. This might call everybody down. Yeah. The Dixho presents the judge originally ordered an injunction to stop them from wiping the data. And then an hour later said, I never mind, you could wipe it. I wonder what changed. Death threats. Probably death threats. I mean, how fucking hard is it? Hey, buddy, we're gonna we're gonna fuck the election over for you if you just bring our machines in. We'll just push it in your direction a little bit. Okay, just, even if it's a pain in it,

just do it to shut people up. Just do what? If there's nothing to hide, there's a lot to hide. Because the whole point is it's supposed to be as transparent to process as it can be Yeah, and it might be a bunch of like a small minority yelling and screaming and just you know like whatever, but it's Like citizens you're supposed to have faith in the system that it works and that

You're and that your vote matters even that fucking really doesn't. But I don't know how people rectify that in their minds. It's like just, oh, you could delete it. Oh, why? Why would you, oh, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what that is. I think you're cheating on me. Can I see your phone?

Hold up, I need to go wipe it. I need to go wipe everything on my phone. What the hell, you know, I mean, he didn't, I couldn't catch him. Just the damn, this thing, he just wiped his phone. I didn't find anything on my phone. I'm really fast. Well, you know, I mean, he didn't, I couldn't catch him. Just the damnedest thing. He just wiped his phone. I didn't find anything on it afterwards. I got a lot to look up.

I got a lot to read about. Go read all of the mainstream media's coverage of voting machines in the last four years leading up to election day and don't read any after. That'll give you a pretty clear picture of what's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I, I like to, I mean, I try to stay away just from the media.

Yeah. Like in general, I try to look at, you know, fact sites that talk to the people who wrote them, programmed them, the history of the machines, like where they just, and now I always try to go back. And then it's like, well, who is this person and who is what kind of projects has he been involved in in the past? Does he represent this type of, you know what I mean? Like I'm trying to, I'm trying to get back to the people behind the technology.

And well, you can watch it hacked in real time. Like they do, they take the machines, they buy old ones off eBay and just stick it in, hack them over the internet. Like there's a bunch of examples on YouTube before people hack in them and say, well, there you go. Hey, Dick and Sean, don't say my name.

In the last episode of Voice Caller, talked about girls being perverts and their kinks awoken a repressed memory from my first serious relationship when I was 18. My girlfriend was a knockout with mythical, double D-tits, wow. And wanted to do everything in bed, needless to say, as a horny late bloomer at 18,

Jesus Christ, teen. I was more than happy with this situation. One day we were at her parents' house, but everyone was out. She had the idea to have sex on her parents' bed. Man, I fucking hate the places that chicks make you fuck them in. Always uncomfortable, always out in public where you're having to, I'm worrying about this fucking erection here that I got,

because you don't look like, because you don't look like a 2D woman. And you're having me fuck you in like an alley or in your parents bed, homeless person shopping cart, a homeless person shopping cart, God. I wasn't 100% comfortable with this as I was shit scared of her dad.

As I am pretty sure he tried to kill me more than once. Pretty sure? Pretty sure? Whatever. Beg some questions. It does. My horny teenage brain hushed this and we went into her parents bedroom.

Before we even kissed or anything, she sprung up the idea to do something sexy and asked me to close my eyes. I could hear her rustling around for some clothes. And when I opened my eyes, I could see she laid out some male pajamas. Oh no. It's gonna wear as dad's pajamas. Dude, this chick is wild.

Like, I mean, she wants to fuck her dad, right? I mean, we're probably has. Uh, it was her dad's PJs. Oh god. And she wanted me to wear them and do her while wearing them. Oh God. And get her like pussy juice all over the fly and the. Oh God.

Oh Christ. I need list to say. I mean, that's a big nah, right? I don't need needless to say. I mean, that's a big na, right? I mean, I'll do it. Like put on your fucking dad's pajamas. Not putting on, I'm not putting on somebody else's father's pajamas. I know you, I know you don't have a problem.

Of course you'll do it. You wear your dad's underwear. Yeah, I'll do it. I'm okay. Whatever. Right. I just put that in the bag. Like, all right, now you got, now you owe me something. Yeah, I'll do it. I don't care. Whatever. Right. I just put that in the bag. Like, all right.

Now you got, now you owe me something. Yeah. Needless to say, this is immensely messed up. I wish I could say I was a strong man and refused her insane request, but I was 18. Well, don't be ashamed of that. It was the scariest lay of my life. You know, it's lay, it's foggy. How it went.

And before you ask, no, she didn't wear her mom's PJs. We only did this once because I did everything in my power to not go to her house. Ever again. That. Looking back at it, I think the most messed up thing about the whole thing is that I am a very white guy. And my girlfriend and her whole family are a hundred percent Asian, including

her dad, which in hindsight adds a whole new layer of what they were. Wait, wait, wait, he's white. She's their Asian. Yeah. Oh, that's especially some parents that ain't okay. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. That's girls are fucked. Yeah. There is. There is somewhere that is it. Yeah. That is not. They won't even acknowledge you. Some cultures, depending on how you know, God, that's dirty. This little girl is doing her dad over by putting her white boyfriend. And that's, that's, wow. No, he's, he sleeps in. Yeah, he's right about that, that whole other dimension. I've known, yeah, I've known people in those kind of relationships, like multiple, it's like,

those tits though. Oh, yeah, no, her parents won't even look at me. No idea what she's up to now. She cheated on me a year later on surprise. And I never looked back. Thanks for the great show go fuck yourselves PS you don't have to read this on the show But I appreciate trying to filter out the amount of fucks and emails. I hate how many podcasts say fucking fuck Show as a crutch crutch word makes it hard to listen on speakers in case my kids are within a year shot I hope your kids enjoy the fucking story look they know the words I think I probably teach you a couple words the kids are within a year shot. I hope your kids enjoy the fucking story. Look, they know the words.

I think I probably teach you a couple words. Oh, really good. I can't believe that asshole just bailed. God damn. I wanted that, I wanted that call. He's it. What about stuff with Kiwi Chris? Oh, he's done. He's done.

He's too retarded. He's done for now. Yeah, I think he's done for good. He just can't keep, he can't keep He's done. He's too retarded. He's done for now. Yeah, he's, I think he's done for good. He just can't keep, he can't keep track of anything. Really? Um, it's unfortunate. It's been a, it's been a minute since we've talked to him. Did I, did I, did wasu here?

Did he, oh, there he is. Oh, really? Yeah, well, sorry, I'm late. Sorry, I'm late. Sorry, I'm late. Ha, ha, ha. Uh, what's the ep in, buddy. Uh, you don't want to do now?

He has to be punished. No, he's gonna do stuff about his album. Hey, Dick, I need some advice. I'm a supervisor at a factory, and I had a married couple working for me a couple of years. The wife, 32 Triple D's, wow! Had to quit for health reasons a while back. So they spend 24-7 together. two triple D's, wow, had to quit for health reasons a while back.

So they spend 24 seven together. It's a married couple who works together. Locked and I assume lives together. Oh, it's unnatural. You need at least, you need at least, it's not eat 25 hours a part every day. Yeah, at least. No, it's not healthy to spend 24 seven together. No, it's not healthy to spend 24, seven together. It's just not.

It's not. I don't think any relationship expert would argue with that. No. Wife had to quit for health reasons a while back, but the husband kept working. Good guy, hard worker, but he quit today and I found out he's getting a divorce. Oh, so of course I immediately hit the wife up with the classic concerned

friend routine. Radar goes up. I've had a crush on this girl for years. So my question is, how do I transition this to some rebound sex without looking like the biggest piece of shit ever? Why would you want? Why is that? First of all, I don't know if you have that choice. You are, you are a huge piece of shit. Right. What do you mean the biggest piece of shit ever? Well, he wants somebody to rub. He wants somebody to like kind of rubber stamp it.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Why would you be a piece of shit? Well, she has a choice. You owe this fucking guy like he's an American. What do you guys, Marines? And we took an oath to protect the sanctity of relationships and pros before, what kind, why would you be a piece of shit?

Appendants are like assholes, pros before hose. We spilled the same blood in the same mud. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing, you're doing it. I didn't watch my buddies die face down on the mud. You're doing the last thing he needs. You're not wrong, Walter.

You're just an asshole. The last thing he needs. You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole. The last thing he needs is some psycho X, obsessing about him. Trust me. Um, maybe he, he left the internet that guy that weirdo. Oh, well, I mean, what did he write? He wrote seriously done with the internet. It's a driving factor of my unhappiness. Oh, God. I mean, I believe that. Yeah. Just, uh, damn it. Just don't talk about her. Look, God. I mean, I believe that. Yeah, just, uh, damn, just don't talk about her. Look, all women care about is being distracted from things. They don't, they don't care about any relationship they've ever been in. If you don't care about, they don't care about the fed. Yeah, they don't. And that makes everybody. They're like goldfish. They don't care about any relationship ever.

They don't want to talk about it. They have nothing to talk about. They have absolutely nothing to talk about, but how wrong, and anything it's how wrong they were and the specifics of relate, the relationship don't matter. They could have not even been in a breakup and that's still relevant. How wrong were you today? Let's talk about that. All they want to do is be distracted. That's it. So have a whatever distraction that she wants and as close as you can

relate it to your cock, go for it. Right. I mean, that's, you know, come over and look at my, I got a new dog. I got this new dog come over and then she comes over. Oh, it ran away. Oh my god. I got hit by a fucking car right in front of me. Come over. I get the worst thing that ever, it's way worse than anything that happened. You, I've got so much more pain in me. Oh God.

So glad I've never dated those girls. Which girls? What girls do that kind of shit? Um, Hey, how do I understand there are numerous examples? Hey, dick, how, uh, how do I know of a married? Do you have any advice for this guy? How he should bang this, this girl that he, um, dress up as their husband, try to be as

familiar as possible. And right, sneak into his house, steal his pajamas. So you smell like him, his pajamas. That will, yeah. Oh, well, yeah, let's go talk on the bed. Yeah, find him. See if you can trade, trick him into trading clothes with you. So you still smell like, so his better mounds are all over you. I shit my underwear. Can I borrow yours? How are you underwear real fast? Be a bro. Come on. Right. Come on. I'm not gonna go fuck your wife. I'm already out of socks.

I already shit myself three times today. COVID, I haven't been able to do my laundry. Can we just swap clothes really fast? Yeah. I wanna get you something nice. Can we just swap clothes really fast? Okay. And then wear his clothes on a date with her.

Figure out some reasons. So she will smell him on your nose and what and her body, her brain will start ovulating or whatever happens. Maybe she's really pissed at him though. She's like, disgusting. They don't, they're always pissed, Sean. They can't, it's just the smell. At the fed.

They pissed at the fed. They bundle your condolences and cause of all female anger. That's why I can fed. Ferd! You get a, you get a hoodie. If you get a hoodie, you're where it wants. As a man, if you have a girlfriend, any hoodie you buy, instantly gone. You wear it one time?

Oh, you mean because why? Because it's, yeah, it's like a blanket that's soaked in your stench and your chemicals. And they can't, women can't drop it. Like they can't, all they care about is smelling you on your clothes. So just get a hold of his clothes, sneak in, go over there to hang out,

and while he's not looking, go in the dirty hamper, grab a shirt. Not one at the bottom, because it's probably worse. It's been sitting on the top. Yeah, it's like a compost pile. That's been, you know what I mean? It's ready to burst into flames.

Or maybe it work out if you can work out with them. Swipe is gym bag and maybe rub it on yourself. Okay. Hey, I need a dictip. How do I know if a married woman is into me? Oh, wow. Hey, Deck, if you read this on the show, please don't use my name. This is a different guy with a different married woman.

Yeah. I work with a married couple. What's this? It's another guy at the same place. Probably. There's a woman that I've known for about five years. She's five-one with a great ass and thighs. The canned situation is mediocre, but acceptable.

Okay. Medi-occa! We've always been friendly acquaintances being in the same friend circles, but over the past year and a half, we've been hanging out much more frequently and texting often. Oh, wow. Just you and her?

I guess. Oh, she's, yeah, come on. Yeah. She has an easy government job and is working from home currently with not much work to do. Yeah. On multiple occasions.

Oh, go figure, government. Not much work to do. On multiple occasions, occasions. Go figure government. Not much work to do. On multiple occasions, she's played hooky for a few hours, even spent the entire day to hang out with me. What the fuck do you want more do you need? Does he know the husband? Like what's the, does the husband know about this? A woman has ever hung out with me. I had to set snares in the front. I have to put, take us to Disneyland on a fishing reel. Right. Throw them down the street and reel them in like this.

For the past six months, I have been growing increasingly infatuated with her. Jesus Christ. Six months. Yeah. I think about her constantly and we'll do anything for her attention and approval. Oh boy. Well, maybe she's a lesbian. That would be good for you.

Yeah, run for a twist. I have even been undergoing physiological changes. And the past week has kicked, is he becoming a werewolf? And the past week has kicked into overdrive, and I am constantly flooded with dopamine and adrenaline. I am always full of energy, require very little recovery time after intense workouts, barely need to sleep or eat, but also never feel tired to the contrary. I am hyper alert for six months.

No, he's had been over the past week. I can run. That's been going on. What the hell? I can run. That's been going on. What the hell? I can run faster and farther. Have you been participating in any drug trials, like clinical trials? He's like the $6 million man, or what? They're making him captain America.

That's woman's love. He's made me run faster and farther. Just his own fantasy. I haven't elevated his own body temperature. Yeah, his own fantasy. I'm an elevated body temperature. Yeah, his own fantasy. I love it a body temperature. She's not this good. I'm starting to wake up.

I'm starting to wake up. I'm starting to wait for like a punchline after all this. She's not any pervally here. She's married, she's hanging out with a guy who's actively has a crush on her and is using her as a fucking workout supplement. She's a fucking hoe. Sorry to ruin your fast running.

Oh man. An elevated body temperature. I feel like I'm on... Now he's like, thanks, Dick. Now I get winded going up the stairs. I feel like I'm on some kind of game... I've gained 45 pounds since last week. This would be great, but the problem is she's married. She ain't that married.

She's a fucking doesn't seem like it. She dated, then lived with her husband for about three to four years and married him last year. Regardless like it. She dated, then lived with her husband for about three to four years and married him last year. Regardless of her marital status, I have decided to tell her how I feel without any kind of delusion that she will reciprocate. I just need to get it out there so I can work through these feelings that are driving me to insanity. Oh, man. And give up your creatine. Yeah. People pay big bucks for this kind of work. That's right.

Exactly. He's got superpowers. Usually unrequited pussy makes you depressed. Right. But this guy has become like, well, but he's thinking super desperately. He doesn't know if it's unrequited yet or not. He's not says he's under no delusions. Well, he says that.

He says that. Maybe that. That's the point. Yeah. Sometimes you don't, sometimes your brain does things that you don't anticipate. Or that's exactly what it is, great. Though I'm sure this will alter the nature

of our friendship somewhat, I'm also certain that she will be understanding. They have little surprise you in that regard. The thing that bothers me is if she also feels any attraction towards me, even if she can't or won't act on it. She has picked up a lot of my mannerisms and expressions, goes out of her way to make time to hang out, while sometimes giving me small gifts, like some of her favorite tea.

out of her way to make time to hang out. Well, sometimes give me small gifts like some of her favorite tea. And it's also, and it's also tried me, tried to get me to perform acts of strengths on a few occasions while she watches or does she just see him as like toe, does she see him as like safe? Or does she think he has Down syndrome? Like does she think he's possibly quayar? Does she think he's like, he should have a helmet? Like is she having him do axis strength? Like, oh, good job. Very good. You lifted that whole thing.

You wanna apply yourself. You lifted that tire all by yourself. I think all of these except the last one can be explained by her considering me a close friend. Man, women don't have men as close friends. What the fuck are you talking about? But I really don't know for sure. I got, do you only women friends?

No. I do you know how often I talk to them? Once a year maybe. Yeah. Well, may say, Happy birthday. Can you believe this shit that's going on? I can't, you know, I guess.

I was your kid. That was a great Instagram picture. Looks great. I guess I do from like old jobs. I mean, hanging out every day, skipping working. It's been over a year since I talked to the one that I'm even thinking of right now. There's a couple, you know, slip in there, but I really don't know for sure. I'd appreciate any insights you can give on how I can figure out how she feels about

me. Well, I mean, yeah, thanks. Love the show and go fuck yourself. You're in a relationship with the you're dating this girl. I mean, yes, the new that's the news for you. Yeah, you're already dating right this fucking. Those are the cheating hoe. Yeah, his brain is is there. Yeah. Let's see here. Is that... Where is he? Where is he? Where is my man? Oh, here he is.

Here he is. There he is. I know what's wrong. I figured it out. You figured it out. Yeah, I've been here for like 15 minutes. All right. What is your name here?

Chain? Is that how I say it? Chain. It's Shane. All right. Yeah, it's Shane. What is your name here? Chain? Is that how I say it? Chain? It's Chain. All right. Chain. Chain, you got, you were highlighted recently as a, God, I don't even know, is it offensive

for you? A sim, a super sim for, what is her name? Poke main? Is that this woman? Oh, yeah. Poke main. You're right. Now, this is a real woman? Yes, it's a real woman. All right this woman? Yeah. Poke man. That's right. Uh, now, is a real woman? Yes, it's a real woman. All right, just

I check it out. I never know. So I mean, who knows? Okay. Well, I never do. I know I know I know. I know I know. Really. That's true. It could be a tuba. You guys could just be some random ass voices. That's true, too. Okay. So tell everybody what you are and, uh, what happened to you, what Kim started to. Okay. Um, I'm Shane. Uh, I Work at a factory like 12-hour days Six days a week. Yeah. This is a support group. Yeah, I think and the port group

No, go ahead No, I'm just fucking excited dude. I don't give a fuck. So what are you in love with Pokemon? You're simple for Pokemon and like e-girls. Is that what the deal is? I want to say so much in love or like going crazy over stupid shit. I got blasted by Game Star because I was showing support during her hard time. Okay, what was her hard time?

Hey, this person right here, Leman Saki. Awesome. The one post I posted, that's the one thing that he has that has like, oh, he's a sim. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Did he post it right now? Okay, this is, yeah, let me see.

So this is what you said to this good. Now this is an e-girl who like she sits on Twitch all day and like just look at. So I'll give a small little explanation. There's Twitch streamer. Okay. And occasionally, I'll go in and watch Pokemon. Okay. Um, generally I watch offline TV, which is a whole group of streamers. So I don't really only watch Pokemon. I watch the whole group, fucking Scarra toast, fucking Michael Reeves, Lily Pichu, yes, E-girl, but I mean, I mean, I mostly watch like Michael Reeves. So wait, what are you doing? You watch Pokemon?

Like, what does she do when you're watching her that you like? What is it about this in the same time? I actually haven't watched the stream in quite a while because I'm pissed off about the among us bullshit that's going on. I can't stand that fucking game. Okay.

So I haven't watched any streams in like, the only stream I've seen was the one where she was talking about the nonsense with Fed. So. And you you came to her defense and that's what that's why everyone's making fun of you just because it wasn't it wasn't even her defense. I was supporting one of her friends Arya Saki, which is another one of her friends in the

support group that she has and her dreamer friend. Okay, here we go. I found it. It says, it says, a strong consolidarity. If we continue to stand by her, you're talking about Pokemon. It'll be easier for her faster, nearly 30 plus hours of no sleep when she streamed earlier. And I imagine not so much after that.

I'm glad she has great friends like yourself. And you're saying that to another woman, another like e-girl that is perfect. I guess you could consider it that way, yeah. But I mean, what does that have anything to do with the fact that it's literally support for somebody and somebody is, you know, getting completely blasted on the internet for, yes, there's drama. There's drama.

But at the same time, it's like, okay, so I'm getting blasted for supporting somebody, supporting somebody else. Right. What happened to her? What's the background now? What is this in support of? Yeah, what's it in support of? There's a lot of drama back in like March or April, one of the group members of offline TV,

Fedmeister was kicked out for sexually harassing two members of the group. Okay. And as far as I can tell, it's, she put out a statement back in, back when it first started. And now a couple, like a week ago, I want to say not even a week ago, there was a leak to document with a bunch of clips clips screenshots. Sorry, I'm trying to, I'm trying to recollect my thoughts. You're fine. Because I didn't think I would have to, I didn't think that I would have to tell everyone the fucking drama. Everyone

should have done this reading. I'm exactly you don't know me. You said, so this is Lorena, Laura, Lorena Laura, you said if I, she said if I were a God or God is what offers would you leave at my shrine and you said so much, uh, little Mimi statues hand carved handwritten poems. Handwritten poem, handwritten poems. I got something to perform here in a little bit if you want to hear it. Actually, that would be better than me trying. That would be better than me trying. That would be better than me trying

to describe the fucking drama. Handwritten poems. This is your replying to this girl online. Handwritten poems carved in stone to be kept for centuries. I'm a good poet too. A little bed and pillow to help guide you to have more rest and recuperation for how much you're carrying so many people. Your backs strong. Can you explain? Can you explain the missing? I'm limited by tweets. And if you take a look at my Twitter history, I haven't really been on Twitter for that long. Yeah. The best thing I can say is, let's see. There's nothing really.

You say it says it all right in the tweet. What do you talk about? What do you mean? What do you mean? The corpus behind actually posting it? Yeah, what do you think she's going to do? We're supporting a streamer. Yeah, like do you think I, oh, she do you think she's going to read that in like,

and like, I don't give a like if she reads it or not? That's the thing is I don't go fuck but you would like her to right like you would like her to read that and go I go I would like a handwritten matter you realize she has over like what six million fucking Twitter followers the chances of her reading it are so low that it doesn't really matter. So, something what's the point? You just kind of that. If she had read it, if she had, it would be a single light in the garbage

that's being spread around her. So, why wouldn't I want to stand out a single little light? But you know the comments, you know the comments, right? Where it's fucking. He makes more than that. that was single little light but you know the comments you know the comments right where he makes him make them out sick as fuck yes yes it is fucking very unhealthy so why what's unhealthy me or her no the internet the comments the very this show is very unhealthy yeah so much yeah little Mimi statues hand carved hand carved. So they're not store bought handwritten poem. Why would I? Why would I buy a store bought fake ass cat? Who wants a who want the

little piece of plastic, but at a fucking shrine? Well, I mean, whether you hand carved or buy it at the thing, you had a car. What would you have it? What would you want your viewers to put in a shrine for yourself? Just liquor. Yeah, I'll go for the view. Lick liquor and money. Okay, I can understand. Nobody else can have it. Do you give these women money? Do you ever like, you know, some kind of like, I've given FedMester $100 the day that he shattered their window when trying to build a trampoline. He was trying to build a trampoline and he fucking hit the spring and it flew into the fucking window.

Shattered it. Tough brain. So I gave $100. That's my stir. And the only other money I've spent online for like streaming or YouTubers is Team Trees. Mr. Beast. I donated $100 for 100 trees. So. Okay. So you don't give any money to these girls.

No, I subscribed recently to Peter Park, Gear Park Live, trying to send out my song to all of them. Because honestly, it's like they should hear it. And on top of that, they should hear what I want to tell you guys here if I ever get to it. Ha ha ha. Did you, so were you up for 30 hours supporting Pokemon? No, no, no.

No, no. That's what you can say. If you look at the tweet, right under it, the biggest thing that's right under it is, if you read the tweet, it's fucking, she had said in her live stream that she had been 30 plus hours. So I was like, oh, okay, that's fucked up. Why, of course, because the fucking leaked document. But... What is it about Pokemon and these girls that you like so much? What draws you to them?

What is it about Pokemon in these girls that you like so much which draws you to them. It's. I'm gonna start by saying why do you consider me only a sim. I don't only follow girls I don't only watch girls. Why do you like these girls? The content that that that gets watched. I know. But you're talking about hand carving and statue. I like.

You're talking about like hand carving poetry and rocks and stuff for them, though. So it seems like you kind of liked them on a romantic level. Wouldn't you might you say that? No, maybe if I was, maybe if I was to coming to pair a social tendencies, maybe, but I mean, would you send that to a lot of fuckbox stuff in this world? And if somebody doesn't try to be the guiding light to bring joy and happiness to other people, then what's the

point? What's the point? We just want to make more fucking hate. And just trust. I would like to do that. I mean, maybe for some topics, like politics and stuff, but when it comes to people's lives and like even even in the instance where keemstar is attacking me, yeah, nearly everybody was attacking me. And it's like I was going through the comments, what you shouldn't do, which I've heard many times. Okay, I'm going through the comments. And there's a couple of people in there that are like, oh, maybe I don't watch her and she said in her stream, she had been up 30 plus hours.

So I was like, cool. There's people who actually can read what is going on and understand, okay, simple English. So you're not attracted to these? I'm limited to what, 120 limit character on a tweet. Too many. Too many. I haven't tweeted. I haven't tweeted an actual tweet like anything

in fucking years. So wait, what, so you're not romantically interested in it. By the way, what would you say to Kim Star? If you're a little guy and he's attacking you for calling you a son. I said, for care. I mean, he doesn't have to do anything, honestly. Yeah.

He's just going to sit there and continue fucking attacking people at random. Yeah. But I mean, I'd say prepare. He's probably overcompensating for something. Right. I got more music coming. Uh, he's, do you think he's started overcompensating for something attacking you in such a way, calling you a sim? Do you think he started over compensating for something attacking you in such a way calling you a simp you think I think it's more business.

There's a lot of drama his whole thing is what drama there I've never actually watched came star but as far as I understand his business is to attack people based on the drama that's going on on the internet and celebrities and personal figures and people that people look up to, they want to stir the pot and give people to continue to attack them or divide people. It's a terrible way to make a living. It's a terrible way to make a living. It's a quick honest content. Everybody's calling you a Simp.

I don't know why they're calling you a Simp and Chad, by the way. So wait, are you? I'm welcome. I don't know why they're calling you a simp and chat by the way, okay? Okay, so wait are you are you I've welcome it honestly it it's good. It's good actually Why is it going on? I posted at 2 a.m. last night the sim At 2 a.m. on his on keen stars post, Okay. I have a song coming out probably in the next couple days where it's called Simp. I wonder, I wonder what it'll be. Hmm. Are you going to dedicate it to Pokemon or one of these girls? No, no, no, no. Because she, they like Simps, right? Like they said, it's like, I've already got it written

I literally all I'm waiting for is to fucking record it. I have the video made already I'm just waiting to record it. What's the video? I was trying to record it. Yeah You can figure that out if fucking it's a tweet Oh to tweet the video well It's a tweet. Oh, it's a tweet? The video? Well, the main picture for like the album cover or whatever, whatever you call it, where you have the single cover. It's the tweet that I tweeted that I just told you about to a, okay, so you get the simp and it's like in the Simpsons text or whatever.

I don't fucking know. So you're not romantically into these girls. I don't know why you keep bringing that up because I can't imagine talking to a woman for another reason. Well, because it doesn't seem like the top two between you and send to a guy. There's there's there's interest in a celebrity figure which every person First in a celebrity figure, which every person has celebrity figures that they have interested in. And there's the unhealthy stuff that you consider me to have where it's like, he's a stalker. He's going to go and do all types of work. I'm not quoting you.

I'm quoting people from the tweets. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. It's like, why are these people so interested? Well, actually, I'm going to answer my own question. Okay. It's because they want to stir the pot and they want to continue to just spread hate

and fucking, it's, yeah, we hate attention horrors. I fucking hate attention horrors. I really hate the parasocial armies of orbiters and simps that women craft for themselves by doing nothing more than cocteasing and existing. I fucking hate it. I'm in the crew. I would say yes. And from what I have seen from Pokemon, she doesn't do that. She is generally more laid back. She doesn't fucking spread her keep cleavage on the fucking stream.

She doesn't look at me. She's looking at me, sure, that they're close. Little to no-lood stuff, unless it's content that happens to get shown on her stream. So it's like it's not even she's not like okay, there's a linity or fucking I don't even fucking know. Do you know them all? All these other girls that fucking are only there for cock teasing and fucking trying to get all these guys to give them money for free because

oh she shows a little cleavage or something like what? There I'm showing Sean a picture of Pokemane right now with her foot with her feet up. Right. I see it. You see, you can you can clip anything at any time. There you go. Just because she happened to throw up a fucking foot. That last one that she looks like, that's over like two years old. So you're, would you date, would you go on a date with these girls?

Like, well, you're, I mean, you don't send, like, I'm gonna write you poems on etched them into rocks to men. Right? That's my question. It's dependent on the person. And if you're speaking in metaphors or not, because I'm speaking literally.

You're not going to ever send me in. Yeah, go ahead. She's a female. Everyone has fucking instinctual fucking bullshit, but on top of that, it's like to men. It's dependent on who the person is. Are they a good friend? Is there a reason to fucking spend the time to sit there and fucking carve out little fucking, you know, poems or whatever the fuck.

Have you done that? Have you, have you, have you carved out poems? You think I've carved you think I've carved something into stone that is a fucking a poem. So are you, are you physically attracted to Pokemon? You could metaphorically say I have by the the fucking song that I posted It's a little bit farther up. I mean the internet's known right. It's there forever Somebody heard it. Yeah, so you're not attracted to Pokemon Yes, actually I am you are Yes, actually I am. You are. I will gladly say you're trying to bring up this narrative that I'm this huge sin.

You're out there. I understand. To get if you're attracted to this woman or not. Thank you for playing along. I will play along where I understand it's like part of the narrative. If you had money, would you give it to her? If you had any money, would you get, what do you think about guys who give money to these thoughts?

No, I'm the insit, I make like over $800 a week. Why would I give her money? I don't, she makes probably six digits. It's almost 40,000 units. You make, she makes probably six digits. Yeah, I think so. So it's like, why would I have to give her money? I'm trying to fucking support myself. So who is your favorite? Like, my favorite porn stars are not

the most popular. I like the ones that are more attainable. Like, who are your favorite e-girls? Favorite e-girls? Yeah. Probably all of the people in offline TV and friends. Offline friends. Okay. So So Pokemon, there's Bakure, but there's also Peter Park and Michael Reeves, or yeah, I don't know where he is. I don't know what you're about guys that you're into. I only care about what I was saying. I don't have this fucking problem

that everyone seems to have. I've seen them pull in on your own time. I'm part of fucking some weird ass thing where I'm made to look like a simp and then instantly I'm, oh, you have this huge problem. You only simple, but all the girls, you only simple, but all the girls. No. You just want to tell them nice things to counteract all the toxicity online. Okay. Because it's fucking toxic. Okay.

If I was being, if I was being barraged by fucking constant, constant toxicity, and then out of the blue, oh, there's a little nice ass, little tweet where he's saying, aw, he would have no meaning to that. Yeah, yeah, it's super. Super sorry. At the same time. Okay. If you're being called a synth by everybody, and people are like, oh, he can't read. Team star doesn't know how to read. Obviously, he's saying Pokemon was up for fucking 30 plus hours.

I don't know. I tuned in for the stream for 10 minutes because I was watching a miskiff stream. But even I understand she was the one who was up for 30 plus hours. Do you have do you have any indication that these girls have like waited through all the toxicity and found one of your comments and like noticed it in some way. Do you have any indication of that? No, is there a reason to do that? I mean, the happen that for most people, the chance that they do see it. It just sounds a lot like a prayer to me. That's about it. It's what alarms me.

I just, you could say that. But you could say that. I find it alarming because it's a living fucking person that you're defying. Yeah. Just, I'm just curious. Just curious. Okay, you had a song.

You had a song. You have anything to say to all the, I don't know, to all the people. You had a song. What do you have? Do you have anything to say to all the, I don't know, to all the people who are hating on you? I know you know, people like, they're calling you pathetic and goes out to all. Yeah. I was out there. Can I, can I read the poetry that I had written? Absolutely. Yes. I will. And so I, okay, deliver it to to Pokemon in case she listens to the show or this clip. Right. Tell it.

Tell her you're delivering it or whoever, whomever it's for whoever it is. Okay. All of you guys, Iman, fucking Ray, anyone, fucking Ivan, fucking Lily, okay, Scar, scar toast it doesn't really matter Mike Michael I see you okay not the guys make it on now I don't give a fuck about who it is I don't only watch girl let him do this all right go ahead just just go ahead and listen fuck it okay I'm gonna preface it by saying, I wrote this over the last few days, and actually over the last few days, I've been writing other stuff,

so I wrote this like two days ago, and haven't had a chance to memorize it, or write in any breaths. So there might be a few hiccups, just because you know, I haven't had time to memorize it, or anything. So forgive me. Okay, she might be listening.

There you go. It doesn't really matter Okay, this, I mean, she might be listening. There you go. It doesn't really matter who's listening. I mean, shit. You want them to listen to them? The fucking time. Okay. People be listening all the time. Okay.

I'll start. Manipulation on both ends, different perspective shown related to the relationship. So, threats that Poke and Fed had dated, debated and led to nameless or maybe pretend and hated, berated, or lone friends risk, taken with force that sent in praying. From what I can tell, one member fell and another one felt the pain or vice versa, because

I'm certain a bond deserved the space. Thankfully, there was an intervention mentioning her strength of face and time and time that gained more patience. The changes were too delayed It placed them in a predicament replaced the line a little bit trying to keep it hidden rip the intimate life We're living a light delivered a fight seemingly out of place. Remember and now is great how to make anything hiding pain Frowns and hate has found its way out Brown and drowned away the loudness sounded great on announced a loud to stay Then in the following days remained about the same then out at camp

On wanted touching awful lucky something stopped him clutching a barn had gotten an apology announced a loud mistake, then in the following days remained about the same, then out it came unwanted touching. Awful, lucky, something stopped him clutching and Vaan had gotten an apology, but Fed claimed he was too drunk, you know, and known surrounding the situation, it remains only between them to take it further the way he heard it, the main cause of destruction. As we've seen many times, their fights had taken their lives, plenty of streams and anything live, they would scream at threatened their lives. So instead of a and anything live, they would scream at threatened their lives. So instead of a vahn spending your time with Fed, she spent it online, which led to a man and everyone else seeking to find another new hire.

But with everything going on behind the scenes with Fed and a vahn, nobody had an idea of what was really going on. So when a man had supposedly tried to get her fired, it was because she lacked the knowledge of the night that kept her locked inside her room, not knowing what to do or how could she face the problem or continue working hard when her her okay sorry and continue working hard when her own nightmare was a part of her responsibilities, the constant feeling deep inside that he could possibly

be reaching for a lot more than a bond. Who would have thought that Lily Peachable was another victim caught and one of her most distraught moments upon when the news had dropped for him to cross simple boundaries while her motions were all lost. His response was not one of who deeply cared for how she ought to be treated, being in pieces. It's completely demoness sought to feed on broken heart. It's over the top way deeper than thought. Okay, with that in your brain, let's return to the start where Fed claimed to be in a relationship with Pokerman. He claimed that they were close and had felt she was leading a man, but the pages only showed a fraction of what was going on. Surely

he must have felt pretty close to post-showed more than a lot, but if someone finally could closely, it's the same with Lily and Abon. How, being with her, did he find it appropriate to decide, to inappropriately touch on both? She's the only one on his mind. It's in the screenshots he provided if you've rather reading private conversations that frankly don't show a proper timeline, maybe take in not a context,

he had said it painted her mainly psychotic while not even considering how she had felt in the slightest. Is that it? That's the end. That's the end. Wow. That's a lot of fucking work. You're gonna carve that into stone. That's a lot of work. I mean, what it's in stone now. Wow. Hello, does that take you? Um, it probably took like an hour and a half to two hours. Oh, wow. Uh, that's

spitting bars. They're saying in the chat. Riley says it just needs a beat. I can't, I can't see the chat. Right. Thank God. Everybody calls in. Reads the fucking chat and I hate it. Thank you for not doing that. Thank you for respecting the show. Uh, Riley is a producer, a hip hop producer. He says it just needs a beat. I'm sure someone will add one. Um, I'm sure on what do you think? You're a musician, obviously. I was impressed that the reading that he was incredible. They worked that hard. Yeah. Well, like I said, I only spent two hours and I didn't have time to memorize it or write it in the actual press. So I was there. If it was to an actual

beat, I would have to rewrite it a little bit. Okay. I, you know, the way that people recorded, they just fucking, they come in at certain times instead of breathing sometimes. I, you could feel it though. Like I said, I wish I never listened to that. So I guess there's a very constructive. All right. What was it? Tell me your dad. Tell me your dad is not better. I can re-listen to it to actually be able to hear everything I said. I think it's a couple of lessons and try to catch up on what I was actually talking about. I hope all those people listen to it. Poke Maine and Ray and Lily, all the girls. I don't give a fuck if the guys listen to it.

Actually, I would prefer if a bond and Lily listened to it. If Fed heard it, I wouldn't be pissed because I mean fuck Fed. Is it a woman? Hold on, where can I see these women? What's her like Twitter? At Ivani? Ivani? I just see like a little Japanese. Maybe I spelled it wrong. So the Asian guy, how do you spell it? Yeah, Asian girl. How do you, honey?

YB, oh, that was an IE. YV, oh, and IE, I just spelled it totally. Yeah, literally. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fucking streamers. You learn people's names, mass bleak. I get it. Oh, but fucking streamers, you learn people's names. Mass bleak. I see you.

Oh, that bitch is hot. All right. What's the other one? Yeah. Fuck Pokemon. That girl's hot. Lily Pachu. Hi, spell that.

Well, you can see them all in this picture that just got posted in the chat. I'll clear a scar in toast. Hi, spell Lily. Pachu. Uh, L Y L I L Y P I C H U. in the chat. Except for Scarra and toast. Hey, Spell Lilly. Peach you. L.Y. L.I. L.Y. P.I.

C.H.U. All right, let's see here. Ah, it's just a fucking anime. Avatar. So she's trying to. Is that her? Yeah, she ran. She just recently got a.

One of those things. It's like a face tracker at or something. And she I think she drew the art herself. Face trance like some random ass anime picture. I think it's art that she drew. All right. Here I'm going to put the other one. I don't actually know. All right. Let's try to get Yvonne. Yvonne, you don't listen to it. Right. That's the goal. Then pit him against each. Get them gentlemen. Actually. Yeah. All right It was Shane, right? Is that how you say your name? Yeah, Shane. Yeah. Thanks for calling in. Let's see what we can do with that song I really do want to get I have a feeling that other shows might play your song. I don't know

Right kind of a thought. I wouldn't be the super I wouldn't be surprised especially after what happened with Keemstar Yeah, and on top of that's like, I had to drop a fucking diss track the night of because I'm like, dude, he's blasting me. So I stayed up probably like six or seven hours later than I would have wanted to. And then fucking, I was like, dude, I'm fucking tired. You dropped a diss track? It's time to go to sleep. It's time to go to sleep.

I named it tired. Took a picture on my fucking bed. He accused me of being up for 30 plus hours. So it's like it fucking worked. And it's amazing that there's an unemployment problem in this country. We have such dedicated, motivated men out there. I would agree.

That's a lot of work. All right, buddy. Get out of here. Do you have anything that makes you rage? Anything that makes me rage. Yeah. Unwarned toxicity. Fucking the dealing with Donald Trump and his fucking blatant lying to the public and

then the people eating it up and believing it. Yeah. I hate that shit. I fucking want it. I want these people to get fucking educated. Go to college. Learn how to tell when somebody's lying blatantly to the fucking want it. I want these people to get fucking educated, go to college, learn how to tell when somebody's lying, blatantly to the fucking entire government, fucking the entire fucking US population, and then they wonder why I fucking Biden won.

I do. I do wonder. What do you think Trump's biggest lie? Everyone I don't even pay attention. I don't listen to Donald Trump anymore because it's like, dude, it's not worth it. He's fucking sits there and tries to lie and he's so good at talking and seeming confident that it's easy for other people to believe him. But how do you know he's lying if you don't know what he lied about? It doesn't matter anymore. He's the fucking lame duck.

It's like, I don't go fuck. Okay. All right. Well, I'm sure a lot of people agree with you. All right. Shane, get out of here. All right. All right. That's a good one. You guys, you guys have a nice night. I fucking thank you. I'll probably listen a little bit. I want you to, I really want you to fuck that girl, Yvonne. You can too. You can. Don't ever, no, no dream is too big. No dream is too high. You just have to accept it. You have to say to yourself I want to fuck you have to say out loud. I want to fuck Ivani. I Do I do not want to have any sexual

Relations with anyone on offline TV unless it was an actual relationship and the chances of that happening is slim to none There's a chance there's a chance Slim to none there's a chance. There's a chance. No point slim to none. There's a chance. You think there's a chance, yes? You agree with me. Did you hear what I just said? I would not want to have any sexual relations with a blind buddy unless anybody, unless there's actual like deep rooted connections between the people between me and the other person.

Don't you think that happens to be, if it happens to be Vaughan, like, what the fuck? Why are you trying to get me to say that I want to have, I'm not even going to say that. I just want you to embrace your base and do higher. Don't you think they would be attracted to your poetry? Don't you think they would be attracted to your sensitivity and your poetry? Don't you think a woman would like that? Like you're clearly putting it on display for them. I'm sure plenty of women would like that.

She might hear that. But it's, it doesn't matter about that stuff. What matters is the ability to have conversations with them and the world problems, how to solve them. Oh, solving problems. And the message. Oh, boy, you're in for, have you ever had a girlfriend before? Uh, yeah, one for two years. It was a match. Oh boy, you're in for, do you ever had a girlfriend before? Yeah, one for two years. It was a whole relationship.

Yeah, that's more like an indication, no communication, no communication. Fucking, I learned a lot over the last couple of years. So which was what? Keep your women online. Were there easier to handle? No, learn how to talk, fucking learn how to express your feelings, learn how to fucking both be wanted and not be wanted because obviously there's some weird ass power play pushing pole bullshit that fucking... With women? Yeah, here off a black, you hear off a black mirror and fucking it's fucking ridiculous.

That's the only thing I fucking know about relationships is fucking, they got weird ass, push pole, fucking power play, fucking. You're talking about the piercing and it's like, what do you, what do you, what do you talk about power play? Push bullshit. Power play, trying to be an alpha. And then when you come up across, when you're an alpha, and then you come up across an alpha female, it's constant fighting trying to decide who's going to be the person that makes the decision. Was that your last relationship? You were an alpha male and she's an alpha female.

I was actually, I was a complete outcast, so I was probably a complete mystery. And I don't know why. She was super clingy. I'm not going to call her like bad, because she was really nice. She was nice. She was nice. She was very supportive, but at the same time, we didn't have a lot of connection. We have a lot of connection with Ivani. No. I mean, I don't, maybe, I'm not gonna say yes because I mean Everyone wants me to say oh he's a sick. I don't see why it's so big say that I want to fuck a hot girl Why is that such a problem? Oh, yeah, that bitch is hot. I would love to fuck cuz I say it because I say it

And then it gets put on team stars fucking it's we're doing whatever it's we're doing you would not want to say it He's willing to keep his options open right I mean he's he's not willing to not say it would you say it if you're alone position that I got to choose whoever I wanted I would choose hoki main and not for as long as I would want I would want to make sure, okay, can we actually be friends? Before you make it come? Before you make it come? Can we? No. I don't give a fuck about any of the sex. Fuck that shit. Fuck you know, that

doesn't matter. I'm worried about how could we affect people? Okay, she's a big influencer. There's a bunch of people being influenced exactly by what I'm saying. How can I, as a person, make sure that they take what I hear, or take what I say and apply it to their lives and make themselves better people? So you don't care if Pokemon comes. Is that what you're saying? You wouldn't care if Pokemon if Pokemon came

If it came to that type of situation. Yes, I would care you at the same time you would make her come I'm not in that I'm not in that predicament. I'm not in that predicament. I'm at home right now I'm fucking I just performed a Fucking piece of fucking artwork the fucking dick of this fucking piece of fucking artwork. Prediccum, you gotta go back and read it from a real pickle three four five ten times. Do you even understand the awful over here? Scary. You gotta fucking.

You gotta make Pokemon come. I saw that. What's the dick of it? Well, this is the only thing you can talk about is how you want. You want me to say. I'm just curious. I want Pokemon to come. Well, what the fuck?

No, what? It's a nice thing. It's a nice thing. You know, it's nice to want women to come. If you're not in that predicament. No, it's nice if you're in a relationship with them. No. It's not nice.

Or if you're in some type of what friend who is that if it's type of thing. It's nice to want them to come. But at the same time, if you're not in type of what friend you would say that that's the nice to walk them to home but at the same time the Duke was not in the relationship if you're if you're just some random ass person on the fucking street fucking you walk by

Pokemon oh I want you to make you come right now right now you're the stalker type of person you're the stalker type person what about sending them to the perfects I'm not fucking you think that's you think I'm gonna send you a

bunch of poetry that you wrote on the internet? I just put a poetry on the internet. That's true. I don't know how many people are watching. I've seen fucking things that say multiple thousands of people. That means all these thousands of people heard it. Yeah. So they're probably to share it. And then boom, it's all really in stone. I'm going to see, I'm going to see this, I'm going to see this on YouTube in a couple of weeks or whatever the fuck however long it takes you to take this audio clip and put it on YouTube. Yeah, it's already up there. But like, yo, I can clip this and be like, Hey, look at what I fucking perform. Yeah, it's in stone. It's

fucking carved in stone. So you'd pick Pokemon if you were going to date any of them. Pokemon, Pokemon. Uh, actually, if you want to be precise, it's Pokemon. Pokemon is a mom, Pokemon, but everyone calls it Pokemon. So that's where you can spell them. Yeah. Oh, it's a portmanteau.

So you would say Pokemon, like, oh, Pokemon, suck my cock. Like, that's how you have to talk to her. If you're in bed with her, take it Pokemon. That would be weird as fuck. What would be a date? What would be your ideal date with Pokemon? What would be my ideal date? Yeah, yeah, to not have to deal with bullshit.

People like you trying to do reactions out of people. It's literally what you know. That's the point of the show. It's the point of the show. So I mean, hey, ideal date, anything. I could describe my ideal date with you, honey. Being able to talk to somebody, I mean, it doesn't have to be mine. It's to be anybody. Okay, with anybody, perfect date with anybody. No, Pokemon. The street.

So you're able to go to a fucking, going to go into a park, fucking doing anything. Technic. I don't give a fuck. Would you want to? Random ass shit. Would you want to stream with her and watch your stream?

You see that? You see that memes on Facebook and stuff. Sorry to You seem like a bad meme on Facebook and stuff. Sorry to interrupt. You see those memes on Facebook and stuff where it's like, the best date, we just pulled into McDonald's or whatever. Do you call this a date and they just have McDonald's? For some people, yeah, that's a date. So you grew up fucking poor.

For some people, a date is like going to a five star fucking hotel, fucking eating a restaurant, eating at all the restaurants, and fucking all this bullshit that you got to spend money on and it's like there's no reason. So you take Pokemon to McDonald's. There's plenty. No. Where would you take Pokemon? I don't actually I don't see why not why not.

I mean fuck it. What do you think she would order? You can go anywhere to do anything, to talk about anything. So why would you go to a five star restaurant to fucking talk about the same shit that you're going to talk about at McDonald's? Because it's like nicer and the tables don't, they don't have that smell of Iraq so all over the place and you can kind of like set the mood and relax a little bit when people are six feet away from you eating instead of right behind you pulling on your hair

Yeah, well I'm also I've also grew up poor so there's no reason fucking grew up dirt poor So there's no reason for me to even have any idea of what a five star or even a four star restaurant I don't know would you get a Pokemon? Would you get Pokemon happy meals and spot would you get Pokemon, would you get Pokemon, the Happy Meals? Would you get Pokemon Happy Meal toy? You know you could throw 50 cents and get a Happy Meal toy on the side. I could surprise you.

I could be weird and throw some sexual insinuations. We're gonna flange it. Yeah, I'd give her a Happy Meal, but that was an sexual insinuation. I was asking. I'd give her a happy meal Works Yeah, that was the first thing that came to my mind

Say that I want sexual relations would you give it a hot Would you give it a hot beef? Or a lemon, or fucking lily even, or fucking stew. There's other people I can bring up too. There's fucking, there's, there's, there's a quarter jade. There's fucking. Yeah, but which one do you want to fuck the most? There's fucking, there's, there's, uh, who else? Stop her, McMuffin.

Hey, Leslie, Leslie's there. I could say that I want to have no. Would you get her a bacon? No. Would you get her a mix sausage, extra sausage? Well, that wasn't funny. Actually, they don't do breakfast all day anymore. I was surprised to learn that.

I know, man. Last like a month, I got so fucking pissed off. I was coming back. I was coming back from burning dick. And I swear to God, there was some kind of national athletic campaign. Greasy McDonald's breakfast. It's great, right?

You wanted it. I was like a half hour late. You got to be fucking kidding me with this shit. All right, so you'd take Pokemon to McDonald's. You would not get her a happy meal. You don't care if she comes. That anything else. You can you can take it however you want and the other people can take it however they want. I think it's funny that you know it's the same situation. It's the same situation that happened

with Keemstar and all the people that that brought him here is fucking they read it and they they they take it and they're like oh they don't they don't understand the actual meaning behind what's going on. Yeah. So it's like oh we got to make fun of them. We got to make fun of them. They take it and they either like, oh, they don't understand the actual meaning behind what's going on. So it's like, oh, we got to make fun of them. We got to make fun of them. That's the whole thing. Do you think you would treat her well better than other men in the past have treated her?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know her. I don't know her. You want her all the time, though? You want her all the time, though? We see a percentage. We see a percentage of who she is.

And on top of that, she's putting on a fucking show. It's a show. She's not sitting there only being herself. It's a fucking show. Have you ever DMed her? It's the same thing with any streamer. No. Well, you're not on Twitter.

What have you DMed her on? Random ass shit. What do you mean random ass shit? I'll pull up some fucking, I will show you. I'm not gonna show you, I'll fucking... What did you, yeah, what did you random ass DM her on? Good morning, what's thinking about you? Hope you have a great day.

Wonder what you'll stream today. I'm heading back to sleep. I can go, I have to go to work later. Uh, what did I say? I said, okay, good morning. Hope you have a wonderful day. I haven't had much time to think about you today, but spend it being productive. Though that's not to say I didn't think about you. It's really I really hope you're okay and had enough time off from streaming before. All trees lose their leaves for the winter, but come back strong and healthy come this spring.

This is considering, okay, she took like a month, almost over a month break, a couple months ago. And I wanted to, you know, she, she seemed sad. So, you thought telling her that you were thinking about her, would she or her up? Why not? I don't know. She has a huge support group. So it's like, why not? Why not? I think it's nice. I don't know if you could, you should tell her that I haven't had as much time to think about you like I normally do. That's kind of like, um, bad news, right? Like you led with Colin now. I'm gonna talk not gonna talk about anything. I'm gonna talk about anything. All right, all right, Shane, I appreciate you calling in and taking your time. I think you are treated very unfairly on that.

And we had a nice ass conversation. You should call in again. You should call in again. Honestly, honestly. Call in again. You should call in again. Yeah, I was calling again sometime. I think everyone will like you, honestly.

And if you ever have any topics that you want to talk about and you send it to me, I would be gladly, I messed up my words. I will fix that statement. I would gladly come on the show again. I want to talk about you. I want to talk about you. How much I want to fuck her. That's what I want to talk about.

I want to talk about my ideal day. It was then that you'll send me a key on the next time you want me on the show. Okay. All right. Goodbye. You want have a good one. Whatever. No, no, no, no, no, no, he will, he will, he will. He will.

All right, see ya. See ya. Same, good bye. Wow. What a guy. Who, Nelly. I hope people enjoy that. They did.

I did. I certainly did. I hope people enjoy that. They did. I did. I certainly did. Yeah, it's fascinating. Fascinating. I know I'm gonna go DM me. I'm a lot of questions. Good morning. A lot of questions.

The answered questions. Good morning. Good questions of his own. I haven't had as much time to think about you as I right and I apologize for that I apologize for that right. All right. You want to do Sean's animal corner, then we'll talk to the wazoo guy. Yes, okay Sean's animal corner Okay, thank you. Nice.

This is from Justin. I'm happy with the form Stump the Sean, which I pitched to you back in the day, has finally taken it. Works better this way. Yes, because you're very smart. You're very smart. Very smart. Shut up.

I'll print this out, put it on the fridge for you. Thank you. So, but send me an invoice. He got any fucked up the form. DeShon, no, it's not DeShon. The second fastest land animal on earth is the North American prong-hormed antelope. Did you know that? No. I couldn't say that with second.

Seconds to the second. Yeah. So Sean and Dickheads, that's one for Dickheads. Yeah. How fast does it go? I don't know. A hundred. No.

It's definitely not a hundred. A hundred feet per... Maybe a hundred kilometers. For 20 minutes. That's what it says. Yeah. Does the male and female bears are called boars and sounds? Did you know that?

I do that. It's obvious. That was a dumb question, Justin. Noah says, did you know leopard slugs fuck by descending on a rope of slime and rubbing their penises together. No leopard slugs? Leopard slugs.

No. All right, you got that one, no, got them. Luke, hey, Dick and Sean, I put the animal corner stuff up top, so not to waste your time, the lame sincere stuff is at the bottom. That's good, that's a good way to do it. Best way to do it, not include the lame.

See, see, yeah.ter Ants are some of the only species other than humans who have been observed farming. They do this by vomiting a special substance that is a fungus. I knew that. I knew that. I did know that. Obviously knew that. Luke. Birds closest living relatives are the crocodilians. Did you know that? I did know that. You did know that. Luke, Luke, Luke, this is amateur hour. You're closest living relatives. Yeah.

In World War II, Polish soldiers purchased a bear cub and named him Watzek. He served as an unofficial mascot for their company. Eventually to get Rations for him, he was officially enlisted at the rank of private. And during the Battle of Monte Casino loaded crates of artillery ammunition on trucks. This service got him promoted to Corporal after the war he spent his time in a British zoo, where old members of his company would sneak him cigarettes,

which the bear would gladly smoke. Did you know that? I have not heard of this bear. I don't know about that one. I know that there's been bears and animals and things that have mascots and yeah. I don't know about the Polish smoking bear. I don't know about that one either. Okay, you're tied. You need a tiebreaker.

Here's, he's got one more. Sure. Platypus' are mammals due to the presence of mammary glands, but they do not have a nipple. Yeah, it kind of just seeps out, doesn't it? Wait. Instead, they secrete milk through their belly. In the same way that we sweat,

they also have bioflorescent pelts. Did you know that? It sounded like you did. Well, not entirely. I didn't know it was like through their belly. I thought it was kind of where mammaries normally would be, which I guess in some animals, like it does go along the belly.

They're like in rows. I don't know, is it just one place it comes out? I knew that they didn't like have nipples. But getting milk in their mouth on the belly. Yeah, I knew that it. I'd read that somewhere where it just seeps out, but I can't tell you about the pelts. Bioluminescent. Yeah. No. Okay. That he wins then. Yeah.

He's stumped. Yeah. Here's the here's the stuff that he's put at the end. I just wanted to thank you guys and the whole Dix show crew for some of the most entertaining two to three hours of my weeks, five to six hours on bonus episode of weeks or crossover weeks. I found the show after watching the easy, peasy video on Manics, and I've followed ever since. In fact, not long after starting to listen to the show, I lost my virginity.

So thanks for that. Wow. Nice. You really made the Patreon subscription worth it for that. I'm a senior at the only part I'd prefer be, Ope. Okay. All right. Here it's only part I'd prefer be OPE. Okay. Alright. Guys, put, put, put, you don't want the next sentence, Rad.

Like, it's like the inverted punctuation in Spanish. Like, that's a good thing. The sentence you're going to read is going to be exciting. Okay, all right, well, I'll cut that, but. I prefer that to be left out if you read it. All right, all right, buddy, you got it. You think as you read ahead a little more than maybe. I don't know.

The show's in the moment. Yeah, I agree. It's in the moment. Okay, Grand Wazoo, are you in there? Late ass. Late ass. Late ass. Are you there?

Yeah, man. Hey, what's up, guys? How you doing? What can we do for you today? I'm doing good, sorry about being late, you know. That's okay. That's a last minute. Well, heirs. What can we do for you?

What are you up to? Well, I just posted my first single for the Dixiel Christmas album I'm planning to make. You want me to talk about that a little bit? Yes, you're making a Dixiel Christmas album? Yes. Oh, what's it called? A dick show, a Christmas album.

It's called The Grand Wazoo's Christmas Cali-Kazoo. Okay, the grant hold on, the grand wazoo. Christmas. You know why I write things down, by the way? Not like a zoo. I whenever people are talking on the show. What? Because I feel like if you go through it too fast,

people can't remember it, like who are listening. So I was trying to write it down and then say it. I don't know. The grandma's is Christmas call a kazoo. Yes, that's what's gonna be cool. It's just have a dot com or anything like that. No, but I did set up a band camp. I was having some issues with band camps.

So I uploaded the first single on SoundCloud. I'll be releasing a single every Sunday of Advent up to Christmas morning. I'll be releasing the whole thing. Really? Oh, wow. Okay, where's that's the plan? Where can I go play it right now?

Now, you're the guy who showed up at Burning Dick like at two in the morning on the last day and destroyed your mom's car, right? Yeah. Don't. Very good. That, right? Yeah. Very good. That's right. Yeah. That was me.

You were going to go wake, dick up. Yeah, you were going to go knock on my tent, right? Oh, I kind of like, I was 90% joking, but 10% of me just wanted to just inflict the pain on somebody else. No, that's not right. Somebody else. You've made it. Honestly, I was so fed up by everything. And the word of direct

my oh my god. It was a disaster. It was a fun disaster, but goddamn. Yeah, my car is still all fucked up. Is it? Yeah, it's got all the plastic parts have that shitty desert out by burn all of them. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. I gotta wash it again. Okay, what do I go to to play the first single? Okay, so I sent you a DM and I sent you an email with the SoundCloud link. All right. Well, where is it at Bandcamp?

Oh, I'm Bandcamp. I'm on there as the Grand Was Zoo. Yeah, the Grand Was Zoo dot bandcamp.com. Okay. But I'm having a little bit of problems with a band camp right now. Okay. There's this like dumb feature where you have to upload an image that's this size and I keep downloading images that are that size and it's not, it's just being all fucked up

right now. So it's just on SoundCloud. Okay. It's beginning to look a lot like Dixmas. Should I play the whole thing? I'll play a little bit of it and then get people to go. Go listen to the other side. I do encourage you to listen to the whole thing, though, because it's quite a trip. I spent all morning editing it and doing the final touches. I think everyone

will like it a lot. Okay. It's beginning to look a lot like Dixmas. Here we go. It's better than the Whitney. Better than, is it Whitney Houston or or Maya Kerry that I just went a lot for Christmas. And Mariah Carey did the Christmas. It's Christmas. It's been such a good 50s. It's beginning to look like Christmas. Okay. All right, here we go.

Here we go. Music Yeah, yeah. Very laid back Christmas song. Yeah. What is the chat chat? What is the chat there? I got the American scene Burn it through the ground with children crying the flags to no Sight down It's be getting it's banger mass blinks as Fire I never stood But fire

I've never been harder I told you, feel like it Dancing up is the natural So with the boat that goes The girls that will talk and will go for a walk And another way they will never put out No, the bad of it is a hard way To pull the stride

Yeah Okay Get into the life Electric It only gets better, I'll say that much Way It does And this is, did you play these instruments?

Yeah, for the most part. You did. Yeah, and I simple a lot of my instruments. I was really on my way. Okay. With a chorus of yourself. Oh, yeah, that's all me. And the one thing that brings them down

Tritachi home The zoo says I hate this thank you Polite of us is a friend of mine sex friend of mine a sex break? Sacks. Oh, sex That's not a sex That's your guitar, okay. Yeah That's what they call an art break the breakdown Just put something to tell put like, just put some on it. You're good.

You're good. This is the first one you saw? Something that brings them. Yeah, this is the first one. And you're gonna do one every day. You will. Every, every Sunday of Advent. Every Sunday of Advent, okay.

All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's the one finalist. Looks like a big, the crescendo here right now. Okay, it's gonna be a wild ending I can see it That's like the cacophony it's a day in the life by the Beatles exactly New York is going for

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was some, it's not the Beatles exactly. I'm kind of confused by a lot of like, you were telling. I could have got guard composers. Okay. I don't know if thought he's as familiar with Edgar Verez and like a Vabre.

And not Vabre and so much in this part, but my biggest musical influence is Frank Zepa as you could probably tell. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Yeah, it's not only like the rock and roll part, but also like his class. Yeah, the very good classical influence.

And he was also very into like a lot of the sound concrete shit when they were just like messing around doing a lot of like bips and bleeps and all the weird sound design shit. And then he'd do the 50 stuff too. Yeah, you would. He would do like to do up. He would do like to do up.

But in his own way, it's like musical sensations to him. Or one conducting an orchestra and two, singing perfect do-up harmony. Yeah, go cry on somebody else's shoulder. All right, I'm gonna read some of the comments from people. Bitter Brian says, this is what autism sounds like. Whoa, I guess that's one interpretation of the song.

That's one interpretation you can have. Rabbit says high production cringe. I don't know about that. He's probably jealous too. Oh, bitter, that's just bitter Brian. He's coming up with these This guy says nickel back is better than the Beatles. Well, I'm looking forward to it. I like Zappa sure I know my dad likes Zappa. Yeah, it's a pen. It's not all of it's good

But I mean bag of Schmidt says I was just going to say it needs a guitar solo as a joke and there it goes That was like that I call it. It's like a digital guitar solo right in the middle. It's like a Vernon Reads solo on Cult of Personality. You know, live in color where it's like, it sounds like what would be, it sounds like if you played guitar with an outboard motor from a boat. Oh, okay.

You know, yeah, it's just like this thing. You can't tell if it's retarded or brilliant. Yeah. But you know it. Yeah. Johnson Brown. So I'd be out of comment to that. My guitar playing is also very influenced by Frank's app.

Like one thing I did to kind of train myself is I would learn a Frank's app is so is by ear. And that was a very difficult task. If you look up a song, Black Nack, can I learn a bunch of riffs from that? And one of the interesting things about Frank Zapp is playing, he uses a lot of traditional pentatonic scales, but like, wow, weird fucked up rhythms. Like, he would space like 14 notes in a span of two,

or like five notes in a span of two beats. All this like, just different. No, his brain just is different. I mean, it's just a really interesting sound to me because like it sounds like the most basic thing but it just constantly adapts. It just constantly adapts

and I always get the feeling like I haven't heard enough of this guitar playing. Like I always felt like I need to hear more of it. So, Sean, how can you know that? You don't have a music podcast. You should do that. You could do a really easy music podcast.

Yeah, and I know. I could do a lot of easy things. And that I don't do. Now do the easiest, lowest effort. Hey, Sean, I'll invite you to play on this album if you're down. Really? You want to play on this album?

I mean, like I'll say yes, and then I won't do it. I can't believe you didn't do it. Oh, I can't believe you didn't do it. Sean, for the Dictionary. I'll be there. Me too. That was pitiful. Kind of like Sinatra, but better Johnson Browns. That's great.

All right. I love Jordan Air. I'll play it. Send me one next week. I'll play it at the end of the show. Graham was you. Sorry about your mom's car again. I want to say a few more things.

Okay. I'll have an open invitation for anyone with musical talent beyond this album. Kimmy up on Instagram as a Grand Lazoube 42 or on Discord. So I'm looking for people beyond this. I'm looking for a lot of musical talent. And yeah, I'll take anyone. Okay, there you go.

Anybody interested in it? Grand Lazou, he'll take anyone. If I could have this album, have like Ethan Ralph PPP and Banana Dogs. I'll fucking take it. Oh, well, they'll probably be interested. You could probably trick Banana Docs into doing a track on it. Well, you could definitely trick him in a lot of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You get Trump and Hillary's. Banana Docs impression. Maybe I'll get him for that. All right, but he gets drunk and he'll read the anecdotes impression. Maybe I'll get him for that. All right, buddy.

No, we gotta get an adox. All right, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Okay, this is Suitcase music. This guy I think is gonna be the opener in Tampa. Oh, yeah. This is Anna Kisperian and company Love Dick Masters. And he's done a remix.

He's a big DJ apparently. Here you go. See you next Tuesday, everybody. Patreon. Here you go. See you next Tuesday everybody. Patreon.com slash Dic.com. Show Patreon.com slash Dic. So see you next Tuesday. Oh my god, that's right. I was on this show a long time ago. That was a long time ago. Tell me right now that you truly believe you are smarter, better and we're qualified than the Lord of Pity to be in any type of position.

Oh, I don't know what you've done. You're gonna be in the government? Yeah, I think I would be more qualified, yes. When I think I would be. Yeah, no, absolutely. I'm offended by the Democratic mindset number one. So yeah, I would do. I sound like a kid. No, no, no. Oh, yeah.

Imagine, Dick, now you believe in the best way to attract. Now you believe in the best way to attract women. Now, now, now, you believe in the best way to attract women. Now, you believe in the best way to attract women is to be showin' this thing. The best way to attract women is to treat a mic rap. Women are like that. It's in every room. It's not very big.

Every woman at the store, you always have some guys. It's better than the other. Okay, listen. Try it on. Try yourself. Guys know it. You give a woman anything she wants. You're gonna take it.

I'm glad that I got you. You know, I know you for the rest of your life. But you make her come back. Me too. The more you're not going to be interested. See if you can attainable. They're losing her. It's a good thing playing a little hard to get, but being straight out, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, Lucener Oh

This is not how you get anyone anyone who says, you're talking shit? Shame. Oh, shame. The same. The same. It's different. Different ways to the same. You get some girls. Maybe not your precious Pokemon. Yeah, maybe not girls he wants. Yeah.

Maybe not your e-girls. How you get some girls though. Many paths to the same point. Yeah. All right. You want to do one voice mailer too? Yeah, one or two. Got this a long one.

I know, that guy is so fun to talk to. Well, I know, I'm fascinated. I want to do a show with him. He even performed. Yeah. Like that, you know, you didn't read the chat. He's a natural. Totally. I, I wonder where else he's gonna,

I wonder if Ralph will have him on. Yo, why does everybody treat, fucking nightmare before Christmas as a Christmas movie? I don't fucking understand that shit. Clearly about Halloween. They're in Halloween town and everything. They even like try to fight off the Santa Claus, you know, like, want to be or whatever. You, you know, of course, is like Halloween. But the whole fucking thing is Halloween. Why the fuck is everybody like think it's like a fucking Christmas

movie, man? Sandi's motherfuckers. It's the same thing with like playing Strange and Honorable Beals that is like, you know, Thanksgiving film. Now, granted that's an amazing fucking film. It's like everybody should watch it. It's not really a Thanksgiving film. It's just a great comedy with anything.

Thanksgiving is not even a focal point for that. The wife is a huge concert, the whole fucking film. And just like, you being delayed in another state, how I'm there. You know, and the poor ass Steve Martin has to be long for hours like this. That John Candy who's a fucking god in the film. or you know, and like, Horace, Steve Martin has to meet Lone Throwlers, like this stedge on Candy, who's a fucking god in the film.

But yeah, I mean, like, I don't understand it. Like, these holiday films. Would you write poetry to John Candy? You know, they're not really holiday. The same thing with like a die-hard being a Christmas movie. Christmas song. Christmas song. Really, all that Christmas event again, you know,

the other Christmas films that we have Fuck you guys, they're pretty gay dude like no Anyway, just fuck yourself also. I hate that song last Christmas. Don't ever fucking play that I Sorry, I had a girl I broke up with her right after story. I had a girl I broke up with her right after her Christmas party. It's just playing that song to me telling me best of favorite Christmas. I broke up with her and then she tried to get back together with me the next year. That's what you did in it. Yeah. What did it come?

That's what you got to do when you're breaking up with a chick. Hey, can you play your favorite What it come Did you got to do when you're breaking up with a chick? Hey, can you play your favorite song for a second? Okay, now we got to have a talk right we're done Alan X guy doesn't have to deal with that shit Okay, let's see here Hey dick so I work at a gap station So I have a number of rages, but I'm focused on just one today. So I was outside sleeping. I work graveyard.

Outside sleeping a lot, keeping everything nice and clean. I like the trash on the floor. And it's also my job to clean that shit up. I sleep a lot. Start the shit away. Come inside. Not even five minutes later, I go back outside and take out the fucking trash. And this was like four in the morning, mind you.

What do I see when I get outside on the floor? A possum. Oh damn. It's like, where was the possum? Are you fucking kidding me? There is like four different trash can throughout the fucking premises I don't like seeing trash on the fucking floor. It looks like I heard a homeless people just migrated through here. Yeah, all right Picture shut up

It's not that hard. Yeah, you know what I Like that the guy he knows he he's gotta go out and sweep. He takes pride in his job. It's like, God damn it. I picked that up. Cause I give a shit, cause it looks bad. It's my job. Can't even throw their shit away.

How fucking hard is it? And then you're in those places where there's nowhere to throw it away. Like, come on, you guys can't put a trash can. Why? Just give me one. That was kind of a- That was a trash can at why? Just give me one. That was kind of a trash can. That was one of the things that struck me about London

was like in a, you know, water-loo station at the time, because the IRA was still doing shit around that time. Remember we were there, there were no trash cans there. Yeah, that's right. Because it put bombs in the trash can. So you gotta hang onto your trash and throw it away somewhere else. Japan was like that, not one single trash can all over.

Really? Because nobody eats. Or so nobody eats or smokes or drinks anything in the street when they're walking around. They go to a place. They walk around the smoking. No shit. Yeah, it's really good.

God, it's the whole country spotless. Hmm. Do one more? Yeah, one more. Hey, Dick, I'm strung on the floor right now. It's fucking dang-gain. I saw a billboard from McDonald's. It shows like a helping hand holding a fucking potato.

And it said, French fries grow out of the ground. Yeah. Like, as if that were true, first of all, no, they don't. It's a fucking potato as he showed in the picture. And also, French fries is like one of the unhealthiest fucking thing you've all got to have planet. Build a trans-factor, fuck destroy your heart, and make the fat out of the ground.

You feel like you're dying from COVID. The fuck is wrong with them. You fuck out here, the dogs. Something you, everything in your menu has sugar in it doesn't fuck. French fries grow right out of the ground. It's toasted. These fries are right out of the ground.

French fry patches. They're basically like a salad that just grows out of the ground. Growing the Midwest. Yeah, right out there. It's probably good for you. What do you eat? It's not chemicals. It's an else.

French fries. French fries. America that you're eating. Yeah, sure. Why isn't that shit illegal? Hmm. Contributes to go anywhere. It's a middle health. Yeah, sure. Why isn't that shit illegal? Contributes to go anywhere. It's a mill health. I can't breathe.

I can't breathe illegally on people. Or else I'm going to jail. How come? How come all these fat fucks? How come women can eat can drink Doritos? I can't go to a bar. How come that? Blenderly in a slurry.

It's like they're, it's their shake. Why come that is? Jamba juice with fucking Nacho cheese Doritos. Why come that is, with fucking nacho cheese Doritos. Why come? They shut down the strip club, shut down the gyms, but women could just go load up on fucking calories all day every day. They could sit in, drink out of a fuck, they could drink women could sit at home and drink out of a fucking paper towel tube into a vat of m-ca-f-a coffee that's 50% fucking sugar, but I can't go to a bar. You should carve that rant into stone.

Yeah. I'm gonna send that to Yvonne. Yo, bitch, why come, I, why come, I can't go, how come you can go to McDonald's all you want and eat yourself to death, eat yourself into a cardiac arrest by the time you're 45, but I can't walk, fucking,

I can't walk outside without wearing a underpants on my face, which is very unhealthy by the way. Very unhealthy, haven't had many studies back on what exactly that does to people, breathing their own fucking musk in all day. Duh, does the face not good, it's not fucking good, I'll tell you that much. You see Jordan Peterson's back. No, you wrote another book.

Daddy? What he's been doing? He really? Guys, people are really lined up to see how they live their lives according to that guy again. All right, well, okay. All right, bye everybody. See ya.

All right, bye everybody. See ya.