The Dick Show - Episode 243 - Dick on Space Boobs

Episode Date: January 26, 2021

Boobs on Star Trek, ruining Tupperware, erasing women, heckling news anchors and appealing to the humorless, women vs. serial killers, sitting in a loss, language on the suicide hotline, Amazon vs. mail-in ballots, child porn on Twitter, the Milo show, a Flat Earther calls in, Crippled Jesus vs. admin, a pee jar virgin, and overworking Kegels; all that and more this month on The Dick Show!

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I have no idea. I'm a very low information. They seem to person. I don't know. They seem to be running themselves, right? I mean, I think we kind of go, we have China. We have bases there.

I mean, you know, I think it's, do we, I think there's a big US military presence there, like always has, it's a, yeah, it's a strategic, you know, islands or Philippines, there's multiple islands, isn't there? Don't you, don't you dare start shooting on football from cantilians? What am I, what am I, What have I got to say about football? Uh, it's so high.

Fucking love football. How about that? I used to watch tons of football. Is it really? Yeah, and I mean, this is years ago, and I just, I don't know why, but I just lost interest in it. The kneeling.

No, I didn't care if you have shit about that. No, I honestly just kind of just got out of it. When did you lose interest in it? Some years ago, I think I should about that. No, I honestly just kind of just got out of it. When did you lose interest in it? Yeah, some years ago. I was just like, I just don't want to watch a football game. I feel that way about music. I was listening to some music was running the other day.

Yeah. Walking. I say running. What's walking sounds a little. You were moving forward. I was moving in a way. It was a controlled fall of some kind. Yeah, yeah, you kept just catching yourself every time.

You know what's crazy about it, up here, we, it basically is the mountains, right? Yeah, you're part of the Santa Monica mountain range, actually, even though you're way over east. Goes up and down, there's not a soul around. These guys will, these men are wearing masks, running around by themselves. I don't understand that.

And that's how tours. I've always,. I don't understand that. I'm not tortures. I've always, and I've always read that it's like, if you're exercising like that, don't do that. What are you doing? Your chances of what the fuck is a matter with you? It's so minute that you're out there in the open air. Yeah, I know.

I see a lot of people doing that, and I just don't understand it. You got couples out. I understand if you're like 80 years old or something. But young men running by me. No, it's, yeah. Hasks on. No.

Buddy, what are you doing? Do you have you ever drank a beer outside? Have you ever drank a beer in a, or smoked a cigarette in a non-drinking or smoking area in your life? No. Like what is it like in your head that you say, oh, do you go out?

Oh, I forgot my mask. Better go back and get it. Just keep it in your pocket in case you have to like duck into a liquor store or something. Yeah. You do not need to. There's no liquor stores around. It is the, oh no, you. Why it outdoors?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, not here. Yeah, you've oh no, you're wide outdoors. Yeah, no up here. Yeah, you've got no, especially around the back. There's not even any houses. Yeah, you're a hundred percent residential here with a school, I think, right? There's a school and a wine. On the other side, somewhere. Yeah.

And the Christian, what's the, what's the, it's kind of like a retreat or what do they call it? The elevator's into it. No, the thing what's the, what's the, it's kind of like a retreat or what do they call it? The L version into it. No, the thing over by the school, the fellowship, the self center, the Harry Krishnas, the self, the self realization, the self realization, not that everyone knows where I live already, but that is. Well, you're not, but you're not there.

That's on the clear. I don't live in the, I don't live in the retreat. That's on the other side. The kids call that the B by yourself center. That's how they remember to, that's funny. The B by yourself center. Yeah. Elvis was into that.

There, I know a couple of people, a guy used to own a studio who was, who was into that. I wasn't, who never talked about it. But George, well, he was in. Harrison into that. Well, he was into, I don't think it was, I don't think it was that in particular. I never talked about it. I never talked about it. I never talked about it. I never talked about it. I never talked about it. I never talked about it. I never talked about it. I never talked about it.

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Like how do you sit there and with a serious leaf face, do all like, ha, ha, like, oh, Jesus. Oh, yes, praise. I think that's a common element. That's something that we have in common. It's that's part of why we're friends. Yeah. Is that kind of somewhere it's like, what the fuck are you doing?

Like, wait, this is a joke, right? Okay, you're in on the joke. I'm in on the joke. Wait, I don't think these people are in on the joke. What are you guys thinking? I don't know. Do you use it at home? Just looking for, yeah, people look for answers or what fulfillment every way.

I mean, answers are at the bottom of this glass. Let me tell you. You know, I mean, someone drank them before I could write them down. Yeah, they were in there to try it again. You got to keep finding the bottom of the glass. You know what the answer is? Pyrex. Well, Pyrex? Yeah. That's? Pyrex. Well, Pyrex?

Yeah. That's the answer to everything. Everything. All your problems. Yeah. Pyrex. I don't even know man. I destroyed.

Here's what makes me a rage. I destroyed two. Okay. When you buy new Tupperware, because I live with a what is essentially a serial killer's collection of Tupperwares, just various heads and body parts that are mismatched, crammed, crammed into a cupboard. Next to the stove that is entirely useless. And every time I get a new disposable one for my parents, or something like, oh, you've

got to take this, here you fat fuck, you've got to take home some leftovers. That's how middle-aged men get Tupperware because their family or their mother in particular sends them home with a bunch of cranberries. That's why biting a raced you in a bitch in a disposable Tupperware that's not really disposable. So you keep well, is it or isn't it? Well, I've not thrown one away. No, because they're actually day on it. Just throw me away. Well, no, well, they're disposable because they don't give a fuck whether they get them back. They're somewhere they'll give you. They're like, hey, I need this back.

Make sure I get this back. Well, those are just like, ah, fuck, wrote it off. So to me, that's disposable, although you obviously can use them over again. And single fucking time. It's like the traveling salesman problem, which is, remember that Maddox episode we did where he talked about unsolvable or NPP equations and nevermind. Every time I go in it's bottom up. Now I have to shift through every lid that I have to find one that, and then you find one. This has got to be, this I'm fucking sure this is the right lid. It's got the same make and brand, but it just doesn't quite fit. Did it get warped somewhere garbage garbage? Yeah. And

so I get so oh, here's the lid. Well, let me go get it out of the trash again out of the 40 pieces of jumper wear. I have one work. So I said, fuck this. I'm getting rid of all of these and I'm buying them on Amazon. I'm getting good grown up topperware. I'm getting rid of all of these and I'm buying them on Amazon. I'm getting good, grown up, topperware. I'm never giving any away. I don't care. I just throw the food away. Well, yeah, you're not going to send people home with, oh, here's some food.

Why don't you take some food home and some, as a memento of our adventure together and eating this food. Go down to self-realization fellowship and just pack it in. Just go be by yourself. The day you start sending people home, you go, Sean, where's some chicken leftovers? You're some chicken leg and some mashed potatoes. That's so funny.

Do you like to eat this tomorrow to remember our experience together? I can never see you doing that ever. No, ever, no. Yeah, just not going to happen. You know, I went to the be by yourself center by the way. Didn't they give me a sun lip? Ever. No. Ever. No. Yeah. Just not going to happen. You know, I went to the B by yourself center, by the way. Didn't they give me a sudden lip?

Did you run? Yeah, we used to go there all the time. We used to play magic there. Really? Yeah, spread out of blanket. Because like it says, like visitors welcome, right? Like anybody can go in. Yeah, and they're not assholes.

It's probably the only place on earth where I've been kicked out of and I was actually treated respectfully and they did not call me sir They did not call me sir and that's how I fucking knew I was being treated like a human being because yeah sir sir What yeah when you hear sir, it's because I know goddamn well that I'm not a sir. Yeah, you're doing something that somebody doesn't appreciate Someone wants to introduce me as their boss and quotes and I was like what is the quote? Yeah, my boss. This is my boss like no, I am that's funny. Um, that's funny They kicked they kicked us out because it was closing time. Oh, that's why. They closed the yard. I don't know why. I don't know why all these religious places. This is to do their child sacrifice in private.

Why is it that every religious place? You're not in the club. Like shouldn't all the homeless people be there? What is your purpose, I guess? It just never mind. Yeah. Okay. Hmm.

Never mind. You know what I realized something today? Yeah, you did. This is gonna blow your ass completely off. Yeah. Okay. Hmm. Never mind. You know what I realized something today? Yeah, you did. This is gonna blow your ass completely off. Oh, good. Okay. You know how everybody says the left can't meme? Cause they just have those giant,

but the right memes. And I always say, yeah, let me know the left can't be because their memes are laws. Like gun control is a meme from the left. These are like reproductive rights. That's a meme from the left. Yeah, it's because it's because the right cannot help themselves. Memes are based on pointing out hypocrisies and

absurdities, right? Jokes are based on on absurdities. General. Yeah, yeah. A lot of the time shaking. Why the chicken crossed the road to go fuck your mom. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. See, the old absurdity got all that was crazy. That didn't freak me out. We finished each other's moms So the right cannot they can't they can't stop pointing out absurdities This is what I'm saying and that's why their memes are funny because they're addicted to pointing out absurd, oh, absurd, absurd, absurd, absurd. They would rather point out an absurdity than win an election, than win any power. They're, they can't step away

from it. It's like Wiley Coyote in the bird's seat or the road runner in the bird's seat. They see birds, they have to sit there and eat it all like vampires counting. They have to do it. They're compelled to point out absurdities. They can't just ignore it. They can't ignore it and make friends and win. The left, contrary wise, must embrace absurdities. And I will use gender identity as an example of one of such absurdities that the trans women are women, right?

Yeah. You say everybody's like, well, I mean, I don't know about. I understand what you're saying, but it's not the same. Yeah, you know? Sure. Okay. But they have to embrace that absurdity. And when you have embraced an absurdity, you will defend it to the fucking death. Well, yes, you can make a joke with an absurdity, but once you have incorporated something absurd into your mind, you will defend that notion until you're fucking dead, and that's why they always win.

I don't think... Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I don't support you decide, by the way. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I don't support you decide by the way. Oh yeah!

How welcome to the egg. You want to get rid of you? You want to get rid of you? You got it at the show. That's a contest going to be live from Mountain Bunker. Even the hardest city you failure in your house, Dick Mashnik, the $20 million man. But America's worst,

Max again, 90, three weeks running, joining me is always his world touring LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up buddy, thank you for not killing yourself. Yes. You everyone for joining us on this very, very unhealthy show.

Oh yeah. What was I talking about? It's such a good mood today. I'm almost euphoric and manic. I have been since biting was declared emperor. Yeah, I know I'm in a pretty good mood too. You're in a pretty good mood. I think so.

I saw this is gonna really talk about, talk about life's special moments that come to you. And then I'm gonna get back to whatever story I was telling before the intro. This is Sean, a buried treasure. special moments that come to you. And then I'm gonna get back to whatever story I was telling before the intro. I, this is Sean, a buried treasure. I was watching Star Trek the next generation last night. It was a coach, a KS, Scarface.

And I saw there is on of one of the worst episodes of Star Trek, you can see in high-def Dianitroy's nipples. Oh yeah. In bed, in a space-def, Janet Troy's nipples. Oh yeah. In bed, in a space negligee, in a negligee that she's wearing. I'm talking. Am I the only one who thinks the discoloration's really?

Shape-edge, nothing, nothing better than nude. Better than nude. And this is, this is something we would have seen as kids on the little, the old CRTs or whatever, the projection screens and the resolution would have been complete garbage, but remastered in high depth, you can see double nip in two separate shots.

I think it was called, it was something we think she was on a dream. It was the episode right after there was space fish flying around, but oh my God, I wanna send that memory back in time. And it's everything you thought it would be. Really? Send it back to my cell. It's everything, crushers, tits.

I'm still working on. I haven't, I need to pay closer attention now. I only woke up for a moment to see this screen. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jesus, it woke you out of a stupor. Yes. You're like, titty detector went off, you're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Think about her voice. Yeah. She kind of does. The aliens. She doesn't really hit, she has kind of a very soft, you know, asses and things like that.

Like, yeah, kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I highly recommend you, how often are you not, how often are you not disappointed by and the shot from that tit angle? Yeah. Were they look extra bit, you know, she's spectacular. Oh, man, nothing disappointing about those nipples.

You got me know, you let me know. You should tell the, you should say the episode. Well, I fucking, I forgot it. It's the one right after the one with the fish because I was watching a bunch in a row. Oh, God. It's the one right after the ones with the space fish and see somebody, somebody put in a chat please.

Somebody please put it in the chat or everyone's gonna blow their mind. Everyone's gonna blow their brains out at home if I don't say it. What was I what was I talking about the be by yourself center? Yeah, you were kicked out of it or a Tupperware Tupperware the Tupperware I finally got myself a nice set of Tupperware's right? Yeah, sure and of course and they arrive but they arrive in these packs of these they arrive in these Russian nesting doll packs that are that are preposterously useless you get one one you get one gigantic tupperware that i guess you're putting i don't i don't even know up uh... uh... you're

filling it with rice to feed an entire king's and gira or so rice putting or so i don't know but it's about this big three gallons gallons. Okay, I'll never use that. This is just gonna sit on a one that's slightly smaller than that equally useless, one perfect size, one perfect size. I could put leftovers in this one, no matter if it's meat or if it's dessert or if it's an helpful collection of Tupperwares

that are about big enough for a human toe to put in that can't not imagine. What are those small ones about? I don't know. Why do they make them and stick you like, what the fuck is so hard about just making a normal size Tupperware? Here's my two teaspoons of candy yams.

Oh great. So I ordered a second edition of one of these just so I could have two useful pieces of Tupperware. Where the rest away. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, size ones for my humidor to put my cigars in so they wouldn't dry out with the pack, right? The bovita pack. Put them in a piece of jumper wear because the dickhead said it's better than a it's better than a humidor. Okay, that sucks. It's gonna look like shit, but whatever. Put them in

there. So I say, well, that one's ruined, right? That I'm never getting that cigar smell is never getting out of there. That's what the, yeah, cigar smells will follow you to death and beyond. And the other piece of jumper wear, I left, I stupidly put in the microwave with the top on. Oh. Yeah, melted it. Yeah. So now it's all etched in with gross discolorations

all around the inside. So in one, in the span of two days, I ruin the only good jumper wears that I'm back to zero. Now I'm back to using tubs like this big to put a half of a sandwich in and a scoop of mashed potatoes and putting it in the fridge like it's a museum piece. I'll say that, it's like an art installation.

Yeah, here you go. You see they're on opposite sides and, God, that's funny. Oh, okay. We got a, a flat earth they're calling in. Should be very entertaining. I love the flat earth guys. I've never talked to one at length.

Well, let's do it today. I have a lot of questions. Okay, let's see what makes me rage this week. Women are, women are erased. Did you hear finally? It's about time. Did you hear that? No, no.

Women got erased. Women are erased. Yes, they're erased. Okay. They're biting the race to them. Really? They're erased. Okay. They're biting erase them. Really? They're done. Over.

They're done. Absolutely done. We mean all women? All women. They've been raised. They're used to be men. No, yes. They're raised too.

What if a men who have become women? They're gone. They're gone. They don't revert back to being men. No, no, they're gone. He went through and erased them one by one. Just like that. From the Social Security Office, he went in there and said, delete. You're all gone. They don't revert back to being men. No, no, they're gone. He went through and erased them one by one, just like that. From the social security office,

he went in there and said, delete, you're all gone. Mm-hmm. Yeah, how about that? I don't know. Oh, their protections are gone. All the athletes, women's athletics are gone. I don't even, good.

Well, every single one of these moves only makes me happy now. I can't explain why. What's the so to tell me about it Title 9 protections saying the sex was removed and basically sex was removed and replaced with gender identity And all and all I see everything federal so prison, you know federal workplace It's title 9 Gender identity. It's all gender identity. It's a brave new world.

Yeah. That we're entering into as women you and I, as women that we're entering into. There's brave new world. There's just some things. Number one, that they don't need to be fixed. They're not inherently discriminatory in that way. Sometimes it's just useful information Not everything somehow and I've said this before somewhere in our society. There's a, there's a a significant

Movement that says that anything that is different is bad Different equals bad to them. No, different is just different. It's different. No, it's got it We got it. We can only have two. So we got to get rid of women. If I didn't know, and Biden was going to ruin, uh, women's, call it women's sports out voted for him. I wouldn't be honest. So you just said, you know what? We're, I'm going to fuck women's sports up. Really? You're not recoverable. You're like in college and shit. Yeah. The only reason I'm looking to destroy that shit is that you know what? Fucking Biden, you, you got it. I'm riding with Biden. The only reason I'm fucking destroy that shit. You know what fucking Biden you got it. I'm riding the biting the only reason that

Women's sports in college basically existed all is because they're offset by the men's sports that make money Yeah, I'm softball and volleyball I think right because Actually, I'm surprised about volleyball, but softball there are some really yeah, I mean that it would actually make money Maybe doesn't I know softball, but yeah, I mean you know, I mean you that it would actually make money. Maybe it doesn't, I know softwares. But yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, USC football pays for fucking everything else to exist. Oh God, why, why is that, why don't we, why do we have, why is everything got to be connected?

Why do college sport, why is everything backwards and interconnected in such a way that small changes, small changes at the highest levels have these rippling effects that destroy people, that people train for their whole lives and then is completely useless and pointless. Why did we do that? Poor foul. Why the fuck did we do that? Poor foul and fox.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. She missed out. She did. She could have been in contender. Yeah. Instead of a bomb, which is what she is. See if she'd been, she'd born born too early. If she'd been born now going up through the ranks, she'd been a world class. Right. School crotch. Yeah. Can you imagine what it's gonna, that's great.

That's really fantastic. Let's see what else I got here. Yeah, man, it's just fucking silly. Are you think? What's silly about that? See what I mean? You can't help but point out the sillyness, but imagine if you had to, if you believed that,

even for a moment, you defended to the death. Well, I'll tell you, it's, nobody can admit, admit they're wrong, but it's a certain age. It's I found because basically everybody that I talk to is normally they're like my age, maybe a little older, a lot of the people, and they're not those people. No. Even if they are pretty far left, they're still not those people because they remember,

it's like, that's not something to get upset about. That's funny. That's fucking funny. There's other stuff that they identify as very liberal on, but the whole thing, they like, yeah, the jokes fly all the time. It's silly. It's silly, hold on. I'm trying to find the notes today I didn't pull them up. I don't know why this I'm out of sorts today. I don't know why I got too much rest I think don't know

Star Trek TNG Troy's nipples first two lines. Niplage. All right. What was I talking about Something about with something about women getting erased, right? Yes, you did. Women are erased. They're all gone. Good, that's too bad. We'll miss them.

We'll miss them. Here's a fucker right in the pussy. Let me find that. Who, what? This is, I'm going to call this the age of Pearl clutching. Uh-huh, okay. Because it gets worse, it gets worse by the week. Here is Sean, tell me if you've heard of this one,

fuck her right in the pussy. Have you heard of that? Yes, I have. Pretty funny, right? Yeah, I mean, I, I don't know. Are you allowed to say that it's funny? Because it is. Well, I mean, yeah, but where did that come from?

It's just something that Asshole say, they scream when newscasters are doing stuff. Wait a minute. Dude, did that come from James Winston, the quarterback when he was in college? I don't know. Or did that predate? I think there's a video of him doing it. Oh, is there?

Yeah. Here I'm in it. Which was like, yeah, is it going to impact his draft status and all that? I don't know. I think I'm right. You think you're right. But I don't know that it came from him, but I think that was, it's been around for years now, right?

Yeah. When anybody sees somebody doing a newscast, they scream, fuck her right in the pussy on the background. Okay. Here's one such of these instances if you'd like to listen. I'm sure I would. Yeah. Here's a nice-looking woman doing her broadcast, right? And then here, do you see this car on the background driving up? Here you yeah was their main goal yet there were some household barely audible yeah now she's having a breakdown right about to cry What's their main goal? Yeah, they're who's the most successful. Totally, totally unnecessary reaction on her part

to have what is obviously a breakdown. Because a historical breakdown over a super joke. I've seen stuff happen to newscasters or reporters like that before and they never responded like that. Spon, there was a stupid joke, something snarky or whatever, like yeah. Okay, she looks like she feels like she was almost attacked. This is her response, by the way.

I don't know, I don't know who she works for. I don't care. This is not funny and it's not cool. As much as I'd like to say it doesn't bother me, it does. It makes me feel like shit. They just, especially as V, as VJ, who is always alone, especially as it makes me feel like shit. They just, especially as VJ, who is always alone, especially as what is that vagina hever, who's always alone.

This still happens to female reporters everywhere and it needs to stop. It needs to stop. It's like you can't have people screaming fuck her right in the pussy while I'm trying to do my serious reporting. It's like a stupid't have people screaming fuck her right in the pussy while I'm just doing serious reporting It's like a stupid kid thing to do. It's not at it's not about her Here's they saw long hair and they went we're gonna do it. Okay. Look they're doing a newscast over there Here's where it gets here's where it gets crazy. This is the waterloo regional police. This is the fucking police, okay? We're sorry to see this, her name.

It's completely unacceptable. As this other guy, as the chief of police says, the links to the chief of police, we'll be looking into this matter. We're going to be fucking the police are going to be looking into who said fuck her right in the pussy behind their dumb news broadcast are you fucking kidding me sadly no we're gonna be looking into this that's what we're gonna be doing we've solved all of the child getting children getting beaten by the race to women so there's no violence happening against women we're gonna be looking into who's going around town, leaning out their car and screaming fuck her right in the pussy. Yeah.

We're going to get right on it. No woman should ever have to have to be humiliated like that doing their dumb news broadcast ever again. If that was a guy, they would have, they would have driven by and yelled something stupid. They always yell that. They always yell fuck right in the pussy. Oh, whether it's a woman or a man, because it's just to be on the fucking news. It's just to say something so stupid on the new, where else are you going to fuck? They could say it worse, you know, she made it 100% about her. They don't know her. They won't, they don't even know she is. They're not even going to look her up. It was just like, Hey, something, there's a reporter over there doing a newscast.

That's circle the block. That's circle the block. God, dude, it's, there's got to be a way. Local police can find some footage of that car from the street and get a license plate. That should be out of your mind five seconds after it happens. Christ, I'm really sorry. You have to put us up with babies. Oh, a couple of brain surgeons there. Anyway, you know, obviously that's hilarious. Obviously, what they've just done is hilarious because you're not allowed to say that on the news.

And it's so childish. It's not like there. I'm sorry, you have to put up with babies who probably think they are men yelling comments like that. What universe is this? This is the people by the way, this is the people that you're trying to argue with that jokes are okay and somehow different than hate speech. No, I know.

These people, you convinced this, this fucking pencil dick that there is a such thing as a joke and I will give you a Daniel Webster cigar. Yeah. I'm really yelling who think they are men. Please don't let it get you down. that there is a such thing as a joke and i will give you a daniel webster cigar yeah i'm really who who yelling who think they are men please don't let it get you down you're doing an amazing job three glasses smiley vases hope you can pull the plate number from that from the film and file a complaint with what what what what fucking what system don't I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts.

I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts.

I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts.

I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. I'm working in shifts. for that. You're telling me, you're telling me that you're surprised the two sides of this country cannot get together on anything when you have people alerting the police and wanting to hunt you down for saying fuck a ride in the pussy on a fucking news broadcast that only boomers watch. It's insane. It's fucking insane. It's insane. The idea of co-existing with people like this is absolutely preposterous. Yeah.

I just, I'll never get it. I mean, I, I, I wonder, it's so threatening to them. I sat there looking at this for hours thinking, what the fuck is wrong with these, what happened to these people? Looking at the feed. For this. I wonder if men ever think how unsafe this makes women feel. Do women feel.

Do women feel unsafe going to the police? Because I'm saying that guy yelled fucker right in the pussy behind me. And what is an op, a meme that every journalist knows, a guy screamed out fucker right in the pussy. And the police first response is we're looking into it. That makes women feel unsafe. How the fuck do you think it makes me feel? Yeah, what if it was an accident? What if I was just yelling? Fuck around in the

was in those words happened to randomly come together. It's just sick today. Christopher, the victim of harassment, harassment, the amount of sexual harassment, universally that women put up with is beyond sickening. Fuck you. Fuck the amount of tolerance that we must exhibit every day, every day, to live with these people, just defies belief that a man has enough energy

to go through his day and tolerate these people and actually willfully climb into bed and go to sleep and not just drop dead midway through the day from exhaustion for dealing with these humorless, humorless decks is, every day is a fucking miracle. There's just a movement among certain people that they take everything is about them.

That's harassment. That's sexual harassment. Everything is about them. They think it's aimed right at them, so it's super personal and super threatening. They don't understand just what that is. With the layer of being in the public eye, it's intensified from comments on the blah, blah, blah.

Needs to stop. Absolutely disgusting. The hurt in your eyes cannot be denied. I'm right in the pussy. That's gonna be illegal. I just don't know. That's gonna be illegal. I just don't know. That's gonna be illegal. The town with some little,

it's like pretty small town probably, right? I mean, let's see. If the fucking chief of police weighs in like immediately, where, yeah, where is this fucking place? Waterloo, Waterloo, where? I don't know. Digital evidence can be submitted via,

and then he gives, oh yeah, here it is. It's in Canada. Oh, Waterloo Regional. Yeah, it looks like.ca. It looks like Canada. You can submit your evidence. You can submit your evidence. Whatever you do, don't fuck her right in the pussy.

Don't ever. Don't do that. Don't yell that. Okay, what else do I have to do? What if they yelled like something, you know, positive or neutral? Erase women. Like that?

Yeah. You think that would be over, that would go over well? I don't know. Then they might see it for like the absurdity that it is and not take it so personally. 1.4 million excess deaths over the next 15 years from the COVID lockdowns for the overall population, the increase in death rate following COVID-19 pandemic implies a staggering .89 and to 1.4 million excess deaths over the next 15 to 20 years. Oh, that's cool.

Uh, while the coronavirus had led to virtually no excess deaths in the younger age in the younger age cohorts. You fucking watch your ass. I got all that. Okay. That's not what I'm going to argue that in the younger age groups, virtually no excess. Oh no, it's for younger age groups, it's nothing. Yeah, very, very getoverable. However, it is the younger strata of society that are most impacted by the economic shutdowns

that have resulted in tens of millions of unemployed millennials saying that'll be to 1.4. I mean, 1. Oh, the boomers got us again. They really got us again. They locked downs. Oh, 1.4 million. Million.

I mean, I don't know how they arrived at that number, but I guarantee you, I guarantee you, it's not going to be fewer excesses. I guess fewer. No, it's at least one. There's a lot of people's lives who are, are, you know, essentially ruined or make it very difficult to come back.

Yeah, man, it's... And here I am, I'm busier than I've been in years. Oh, I saw. And you know, like, oh God, I just, I don't have, I haven't had a day off in over a month, but I never, I never, I'm not ever complaining about it. Right. Because fucking, hey, man, there's people who have owned restaurants

for 15 years, 20 years, done. How do you pick that Yeah. It's how you pick that up. If you have to hire your people back at a $15 minimum, one, I mean, that's another thing audited, by the way. Well, throw that on top of that. It's, it's, it's, it's bad. It's really bad. A lot of people have just fucking gotten just the train is off the rails into a fucking ravine. And I don't know how you get it back out. Uh, you don't. You'd Amazon could do it. Do you see the Amazon decided to help shipping vaccines out on an

auguration day? Uh, you'd hate, you know, we'll help you. Yeah. Yeah. That a little, they couldn't help like the day before or last. No, no, yeah. Yeah. Cause, by the way, when it's ready, we're going to help out.

Yeah. Because we know, I mean, we know that the US, yeah, we know that the governments can't do it. That's why we exist. Yeah. They couldn't jump in before. No. Is it not like how off, I guess the answer is I think all the asses at once.

I think they've rightfully caught flat for that. But yeah, you have the day of the day the biting comes in. Hey, well guys, we're going to help. We just want you to know that we got that big smiley face, gonna be full of vaccines for you and yours. Yeah. We know you're not worried about it. It's just your fucking parents that are concerned about it. Everybody should look at that and go, yeah, you're your fuckers.

You literally, you withheld something that could help people. Oh, wait, and then they they they found a lawsuit to stop to stop to stop mail in voting for their for their unionization. Did you see that? Oh God, that's that's just too funny because the workers are trying to unionize her. Yeah. And they said, and because COVID workers said, well, we're going to do mail in voting to see if we're unionizing and that's that said, well, no, it's mail because mail in voting is fucked. They don't want, yeah, they don't, they don't want to, you're shooting it all.

Yeah, sure. Well, no, we're not gonna have mail-in voting for unions because we call it your ethics. It's not even consistency. Mail-in voting is right with fraud, as we all know. Where the fuck was this? Where the fuck has this been for three, four months?

No shit. Oh, no fucking shit No shit. Oh well. No fucking shit it is. And you're just talking about one union. Hold on, let me see if I can find it. Mail in union. Oh God, I laughed my ass off reading this. Amazon urging halt to union mail in votes.

So why is that? Why would you guys be concerned about mail in votes? Whether or not the union, the siding, this is there. Uh, that, oh, God, the National Labor Relations Board. Uh, fuck that Biden fired Trumps on day one, which is, uh, I've read it, never been done. They usually let them serve out their term. And then the new guy comes in, day one, fucking gone. And this is what he was in charge of, national the national labor relations board. Ha ha. More

hilarious coincidences. Vote among the company's best summer warehouse workers on whether to unionize. Siding, it's one warehouse. Yeah. Okay. Siding specific warehouse. Serious and systemic flaws with the board with the board process for conducting the vote amid the COVID-19 pandemic. I don't know. The board is funny. It is funny. A male in election among the best summer facilities nearly 6,000 employees on whether

to form a union in the filing. They said they argued for a stay in the election citing serious and systemic flaws. 6,000 people can't mail in vote according to Amazon. Because it's serious systemic flaws six thousand people can't mail in vote according to amazon because they don't serious systemic flaws they don't want that they're watching to post on the entire build up to the election on mail and voting you fucking frauds that's just a reason that's just a reason they they i don't think they believe that for a second they just don't i they just saying it yeah well there's of course they're saying it so they don't believe there's a serious and systemic flaws with mail and voting they're just saying, they're, of course, they're saying it. So they don't believe there's a serious and systemic flaws with mail-in voting.

They're just saying that. They're trying to stop by any means necessary the unionization. If it wasn't that, it would be something else. They say, well, in person, if it had to be in person, it's too dangerous. They literally just want to push it off the track. Okay. Here's something, here's something I found also. Did you see that Army Hammer's text, this psycho, American psycho? Oh, no. He's an actor, I guess. Yeah, yeah, I know

who he is. I don't know anything about him. He like, again, he's outed for being a straight man, sending chicks, bunch of lascivious messes. It's a damn shame. It is a damn shame. Look at him. Handsome, talented. Here, his the kind of stuff he was sending to this girl. You just live to obey and be my slave. I will own you. That's my soul, my brain, my spirit, my body. Won't you come and be my property till you die? I want to cut off one of your toes and keep it with me in my pocket. So I always have a piece of you in my possession.

Question mark. Go back to that. That was not a question. If I wanted to cut off one of your toes and keep it with me in my pocket, so I always had a piece of you in my possession. That was not a question. Yeah, would that be okay? I hopped up on Vats all the time.

He's, yeah. Geez. Geez. Okay, so this is the party. He admits he's drunk. He said he's fine. He was drunk. I decided to do.

Drunk texting is, you know, you know, but he can be held liable for that. Just text, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, see what they want, right? Right. See what ever you want. Oh, sorry, the fuck are in the pussy guys who drove by if they were drunk.

At least get them on drunk driving. Right. Guys probably drunk driving. Sorry, they were drunk. The guy, that guy's car was hacked. That's why that happened. That's right. That's gonna be my excuse for everything. Hack, my hat was hacked. Yeah, my top of where was hacked. My top of where, my car was hacked. That's why that happened. That's right. That's gonna be my excuse for everything. Hack was hacked. Yeah, my jumper wear was hacked. My jumper wear, my microwave was hacked.

Right. Why'd you lose that audio? My pants were hacked. Right. I would have never been stupid enough to put the jumper wear with the lid on and the microwave. Oh, man. And it's all bubbly and fucked now. So I've got a cigar. It's released a bunch of chemicals in your. Yeah. I need to think about that. Dick Shrinketing chemicals. I I don't even know I'm mixing with the vaccine chemicals Which I know I'm gonna inevitably have to take it. I say no, but yeah, I'm not gonna be able to fucking travel Fnuchee says well, you're not doing it's not mandatory, but you know if you want to use a toilet the toilet It's gonna have to scan your card and that's a private company doing that for all toilets It's kind of needles coming out of the seat.

You're taking your fucking vaccine app to use the toilet or else it'll have a layer of fucking force field over it. I decide when you eat, he's telling her, when you sleep, when you, that's probably said shit, when you use the bathroom. Why did it say, why did he say it twice then? When everything, when you fuck, oh, well, that's normal. Aren't you, if you're in a relationship with someone,

you're pretty much deciding when they fuck, right? That's not outlandish. Just a vowel. What? No, I mean, you get a veto power at least. Yeah. But Congress can override the veto. Promise.

Promise. Fucking promise. You don't get to think about anything except doing what I say. Did they take out her responses? Or is he just... She's probably egging it on. Yeah, you could cut all my toes off. I hate them.

I hate my toes. I got this crooked one. You cut that one off first, right? Right. That's how she talks. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put on your keychain. Okay, so here's the funniest part. This is the funniest part of this.

So this guy's obviously like a psychopath, right? He's obviously Patrick Baton. He's born a billionaire. So he probably sees us as like animals. Yes, I mean, he should. He should. He doesn't know, he has no common bond. No. He I mean, he should. He should. He should. He said no, he has no, no common bond. No, he's sweating, looking fat, no, having to, you know, doing, having a crappy tupper, he's never

looked for Tupper in his life. He has no experiences in common with a person. Doesn't know what, yeah, Tupper where it is. Yeah, he has whatever he wants, right? Right. Total Patrick Bateman, Psycho talking about shopping. He can say, he can say, he can say, fucker in the pussy and there's a line outside of his door. Yeah. Yeah. To get fucked in their pussy. And he's like, that's just a meme. Right.

Yeah. So all the red flags in the world, here's the next set, but I want to talk. He says, I feel like the same way you are on the side of the slave spectrum. I am on the other side of the master spectrum and I can't ever imagine another slave. So he wants a special slave. And then her commentary is he literally had multiple slaves when he said this. So in the context of, right. So he has, so he is a slave owner.

Yes. Yeah. In the context of being romantically involved with a violent psychopath, right? As we have here, her primary concern is that he has other slaves. So she could never be his one and only slave. She's upset about that. It's not the, it's not the violence, it's not the psychopathy or the violence. It's that he has other slaves. Do you think they found?

This is women. Do you think they found each other or something or like they do have that in common, like the master slave relationship? Yes. Yeah. It's like they're both okay with it. Of course.

Yeah, right. But, but he's got other, this is the problem. I got, once you to see all these sex. Oh wow, he's psycho. No, no, no, no, no. Well that's he's a liar. He's doing this without the girls. I just wanna call attention to that.

That's the problem. Yes. In my brain, woman brain. That fucked. Literally had multiple slaves. Okay. Did this just come out? These are hilarious. Yeah, they are pretty funny. Oh yeah, generally, yeah. Literally had multiple slaves. Okay. Did this just come out? These are hilarious.

Yeah, they are pretty funny. Oh yeah, generally, yeah. Yeah. Pretty close. Awesome. It's awesome. Alrighty, boy. Let's see what I have here. Vaccines based on race. Oh, Twitter's throwing up Revenge Child porn.

I don't know if that's very funny. What? Twitter. Twitter failed to remove a bunch of revenge, child porn that somebody posted. They revenge? What is revenge, child porn? Like, pictures of some kid naked, people bullies were putting it online,

like they do with cantilians, except this person is under age. How is that, I don't understand like the revenge? Well, there's revenge is just that they don't want it. That's what it's called. If you don't want it out, it's revenge porn. Okay. That's what it is.

That's the name for it. Against that person. Mm-hmm. Yeah. No, I understand that. Like, making pictures of you and I post it online. I know. You didn't like that.

That's what they're. But they're underage. What is that? They're upset at an underage kid and putting the picture. It's themselves had pictures taken of them. Oh Underage and they're put up and they file the things and take it. This is by the way a week after a week after Parler was wiped off the face of the earth for no reason In concert all the big tech companies working together to remove them completely from the face of the earth and also telling their competitor competitors alleged competitors not to host them.

Yeah, it is a word for that. It's called collusion. Yeah, I think Microsoft and Apple got in trouble for it some years ago. The next week, Twitter gets the next week, it becomes, it is reported that Twitter has failed to remove someone's own personal revenge child porn from their side. Not a fucking peep. Porn hub wiped off the earth. Parlor wiped off the earth. Twitter.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing because they're a private company and they can do whatever they want. I don't know, man. Let's see, I got some suicide stats for you. and do whatever they want, John. I don't know, man. Let's see, I got some suicide stats for you. Oh, okay. The suicide watch, the sky post and the suicide watch reddit. I'm overdosing again, goodbye retards.

All right, here's the response. Please don't, also don't use the R word. Oh my, oh my. Microsoft is file the patent that would allow the company to digitally revive deceased loved ones as chat bots using the individual's images, voice data, social media posts, electronic images and more. Are you excited?

I think I saw that on like a sci-fi show. Yeah, I don't know, man. Black Mirror. Well, it's not Black Mirror. It seems like a Black Mirror episode. Black Mirror? Yep, the tech giant has raised the possibility of creating an AI-based chatbot.

That would be built upon the profile of creating an AI-based chatbot that would you build upon the profile of a person, which includes their images, voice data, social media posts, electronic messages, other types of personal information. It's understood that the chatbot would then be able to simulate human conversation through voice commands and or text chats. Are you excited for how that broken piece of shit will be a function of or feature of our lives in the future. Yeah.

Yeah. A chatbot of your dead grandma that doesn't really work because it never does because they can't make one of a living person. They can't make one remotely resembling a human in any way and that it's the most frustrating fucking thing in the world to encounter a chat support thing that is trying to trick you into thinking it's not just a surge that's giving you a bunch of crappy results that never fucking work. You know what the most fucked thing is about that?

They will sanitize how grandma or great grandma talks. Grandma, what do you think about Italians? Yeah, she won't, I know. I know. I think they're great. Yeah, she's talking about Christopher Columbus. She won't say anything. Yeah, well, the Oriental's next door.

You'll never hear that. It's like, that's not my grandma. I didn't even realize that, right? She didn't know that that's not what we say now. But like, that's what she said, you know? Like, that's how she does it. It's like, who's gonna think that's their grandmother? Those horrors, you mean?

Is it gonna pop? Is it gonna let loose any of those? Yeah, those horrors, you mean? Is it gonna pop? Is it gonna let loose any of those? Yeah. Those horrors you mean? Right, yeah. Yeah, you know. However, Microsoft has taken the concept of step further. Am I suggesting that a 2D or a 3D model of a specific person could potentially be created using images

and depth information of video data and individual to be? Yeah, I mean, okay, we get it. You're gonna make dead people. And it's gonna be, and it's gonna suck. It's just gonna suck. And all it takes is for one person to buy one. You know, of all everyone at the funeral, 300 people at funeral,

if only one person wants in on this, even as for a laugh, it's gonna get made. Like I said, on it all, right? I guess. God damn, oh, that's cool get made. I got it all, right? I guess. God damn. Oh, that's cool. Stupid. Harvard University students circulate a petition that seeks to revoke degrees from President Trump's aides and supporters who attended the institution.

How about that? Who gives up? Who gives a fuck? No, man. Just... I like this one. Yeah. Give us a fuck. No, man. I like this one. Yeah. This one is the UK government's offering, anyone who tests positive for coronavirus

could soon receive a one-off payment of 500 pounds in a government move to persuade more people to get a test and self-isolate after a positive test. So if you get tested positive for Corona, so they'll get thousand bucks. Hey, 500 pounds, right? Well, does that not have an obvious implication? Shouldn't everybody's gonna try to go out again?

Right, right? Yeah, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea. Do it. Double it. Make it a thousand pounds.

Then it'll really be incentivized to get tested. Hmm. God damn. 500 pounds goes a long way. What would you not, what would you not do for 500 pounds? Let's put it that way. He's getting a little sick. They don't play scenarios out to the end, do they?

It's a silly man. This is a silly, crazy. Isn't it crazy? What a silly shit this week. Oh man, because it's over. This is an empire into decline now. Oh, he has on Milo's show this week. Yeah.

I'm just Milo these days. He's okay. You know what I found funny? Everybody's very resistant to get federated, to get into the federated space. Or even really, even talked about that with him. Yeah. I said, you know, as you as the first person who's ever canceled, like you should really look into it. He was at the forefront of, yeah.

Yeah, you're patient zero, man. You're the beginning. You were the beginning of it. And Trump was the last one. And, you're patients zero, man. You're the beginning, you were the beginning of it, and Trump was the last one. And now we just all live in prison. It's so difficult, I found this with new project too, as well, that it's difficult to convince people that not having like one thing

is might be a good idea. Maybe just give it a shot. I can give it. You don't wait for another one. There's never going to be, there are no competitors to big tech. That's bad. There is no such thing as a competitor to these companies. Yeah, that's a bad thing. Yeah, because they are funded by venture communists, they are funded by venture communism, which just takes money from government subsidized entities

like university endowments and insurance floats, which are guaranteed by law. I don't even care about that. I just care that there's no alternative. But I'm describing that there cannot be. Because everything that these companies were based on is built as the government. Yeah.

What you're saying is there needs to be a competitor to the government that doesn't exist. They're the fucking same. Yeah. They will never be. Yeah. But I don't, maybe it's just the way I pitch it. I don't know.

Hard to get people interested. Paypeg.org, by the way, if you want to get federated. I also got a hate mail. I was on the Ralph Rattort talking about it. PayPig.org, by the way, if you want to get federated. I also got a hate mail. I was on the Ralph Rattort talking about it. Mm-hmm. And God, some people are very attached to their inwards. The mere suggestion that getting on new platforms, alternative platforms like Bitshoot or federated space

or anything and immediately vomiting what can easily be perceived as hate speech is somehow a detriment to the cause, really upsets people. As though they're entitled to just go wherever they want and make complete assholes of themselves and you, working entirely against the cause, working entirely against the purpose of alternative sites at every point. I've never gotten hate mail. Yeah. From appearances like that, this was a first and shocking to me. The idea that the idea that someone that there could possibly be a suggestion, that you're making it more difficult by compulsively spewing out what can easily be identified as hate as hate speech and you know this.

You fucking know this as though this is the last as though this is the most important. So I know issue right. Yeah, no, I know I know this is it's it's it's it's been like this with some people it's like. Short-sided it is, let me see. I don't know, man. I had the audacity to suggest not using the nword on paypig.org. Go use it on any of the other ones.

Go around and try another one where they do it all the time. God, you're such a fucking sell out. I know, I don't believe it. Some of the guy who wrote me, Guy who wrote me a email said that I'm pulling the ladder up on future comedians. Oh, you're doing that I'm successful. I'm pulling the ladder up because I say,

you're roguing him. I'm like, are you, like, did you just hear that on TV and incorporate it into your stupid view of the world? Because you're a fucking odd. Yeah, it's a very odd, you know, expression. Yeah. I mean, I get it, but I don't think that's something that he would have just made up.

It because he heard that from someone. Well, obviously, because he's using it against a stupid idea. Yeah. Hello, hello, hello. I can't hear him. The R word, Haley Deegan, had to go to sensitivity training for I think saying The R word, Haley Deegan, had to go to sensitivity training for, I think, saying the R word,

NASCAR. Can't say the R word. Oh, NASCAR driver. NASCAR? Yeah. You can't say retard in NASCAR. I guess. Well, you have to go to sensitivity training afterwards.

Wow. You have to get sensitive credits. You have to buy them like carbon credits. Yeah. NASCAR requires Haley Deegan to take sensitivity training. A bunch of retards turned and left for 500 miles. You have to buy them like carbon credits. Yeah. And ask car requires Hayley Deegan to take sensitivity to it. A bunch of retards turned and left for 500 piles. Earlier tonight, here's her statement.

Earlier tonight, I used an insensitive word online. They made her go to, it shouldn't that cancel out? I mean, like, women can use retards. That's like black people saying the N word. Yeah. It's their word. Oh, yeah. I mean, it was inappropriate slang

and a stupid thing to do. Oh, you could say stupid, but you can't say. Yeah, well, yeah. So, all right, David, can you hear us? I don't know, I don't think I haven't muted. Check, check, check. Yeah, I did. Check, check, check.

There you are. Hey, so it check. Hey, how did that work? What the hell happened there? Thank you for sticking with us. No, Bob, you guys are not talking to each other on Skype. I'm the only one on Skype. Is that what's going on? Yeah, we're in studio. Yeah, so you just had the wrong output selected.

That's right. I'm glad that we fixed it. Please, you are a pre-imident flat-earther. Can you please describe yourself for the audience? I always butchered. I can't sell anything as Milo told me. I'm a guy that has questioned what we've been told, and that's how you become a flat-earther. Your flat-earther is crazy.

When people suggested it to me, I banned them from our social media for being so stupid. But then I was forced to look and I went in with a biased mind to disprove flat earth and prove the globe. And because there's a million reasons and that the earth is a globe and none of them hold up when you look at them. Okay, none. Walk me through that.

We had a guy, there is a fan of the show who called in and said that he also thought the earth was flat. I don't think I convinced him that it was round either, Sean. No, I don't think he would. No. I personally, I believe in the flat holocaust theory. I don't know if you've ever held up.

Okay, go ahead, walk us through your process. There's a bad, it's dangerous conspiracy. So let me, let me keep your interest. You guys know what Bitcoin is, right? Mm-hmm. Do we? I'm offering, I'm offering a free Bitcoin for anybody that takes my flat earth app challenge and can supply just one proof of the globe.

And I give you a free Bitcoin. Oh, so we'll talk about this later. So let me, a free Bitcoin is like 40 grand. It's gonna be more than that very soon. So you watch. Well, who decides whether it's proof or not, well, who decides whether it's proof or not? Yeah, who decides whether it's proof?

Well, I'll just show you that it's not proof and therefore you'll see. I mean, there'll be no argument. And somebody's not getting a bit going about this, Sean. There you go. Is that proof? I just dropped a pen proving that gravity exists. Is that is that proof? You prove that buoyancy and density exist and that there's that, is that will you prove that buoyancy and density exist? And that there's something that that is

still a little to down and I can do I can explain how that works with electrical magnetism, but you can't explain it with gravity because gravity is just a theory. Okay, walk us through how you just prove to the globe. You have it, right? All right. The way I just proved the globe is I got rid of the notion that the earth

is a pancake floating in space. Okay. I got rid of the notion that the earth is a pancake floating in space. Okay. I got rid of the notion that the gravity is because the earth is rising at 9.8 meters per second, like the flatter society will tell you. I got rid of the notion, I got rid of the ridiculous belief that we live on a rock ball spinning in a vacuum with water and air on the outside of that ball, which breaks every law of thermodynamics. Then I answered, what is the flat earth? And the flat earth is this.

Just think of what is a pond or a puddle is the low spot in the land where the water accumulates and the edge of the puddle is the land that's higher than the water. We'll expand that to a lake. A lake is just a big puddle and the edge of the lake isn't the edge of a pancake. It's the edge of the lake where the water is higher than the land. And put some islands in that lake, put a magnetic pole in the middle of that net lake, and now you have a lake that you can circumnavigate east and west because there's circles around the center north point.

Okay. And if you go away from the center in any direction, away from the center, whether you're going at 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock, nine o'clock away from the center. Four thirty. That's that's sound clock two o'clock, three o'clock rock. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. When you get to the edge of the lake, you're not at the edge of the pancake. You're at the edge of the lake and there's land. Okay. And how far does that land go? Well, that land is called Antarctica. It's off limits to us. And Antarctica appears to be bigger than all of the oceans and all of the continents combined. Wait, wait, what do you mean? Antarctica's bigger. First of all, what do you mean off limits?

I thought there's lots of people. Where's Santa then? Not Antarctica. Is that what? Santa's at the North Pole. He's at the North Pole. Oh, I see. And the Arctic. Okay. So Antarktica is off limits to people, but there's people there. There's like a science, wait, I know somebody who's been to that lab. I mean, lots of people, there's lots of people I go there, lots of people. Yeah. What about them?

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and they'll bring you a couple miles outwards south. Yeah. And they'll show you a ceremony, a poll, and they'll tell you it's a South Pole, but you can't confirm it because GPS doesn't work and neither do compasses. They don't? GPS doesn't work. Before you get to see, nobody, since 1957, with the Antarctic Treaty was formed, is allowed to independently explore Antarctica. No person, no corporation, and they can't even question the treaty until the year 2041. What about the science lab? What about the March of the Penguins? Wasn't that in the South Pole? Wasn't that an Antarctica? The March of the Penguins. There are penguins in Antarctica, but they don't go to the center

and huddle in a big thing like they show us. That's just that movie. Yeah, no, that, no, that was done in Antarctica, but it's a shoreline. But then Antarctica is cold, but the main purpose of that movie was one to make you love penguins and think that we need to protect them. But the main reason was to make you never want to go to Antarctica because it's too freaking cold. Okay. So otherwise, people would want to go to Antarctica and blah, so are you saying that Antarctica

is like an ice wall? I've heard that that Antarctica is like this ice wall that's all around the flat earth. Right? It's not, well, so the ice wall makes you think of Game of Thrones and then Game of Thrones is controlling your mind with, you know, the little guy saying he wants to piss off the edge of the earth off the wall. Okay. It's not the edge of the earth.

Antarctica is the highest land on earth. It is the shoreline that surrounds the world oceans. It's way bigger than all of the rest of the known earth combined. It's literally the shoreline. If you go to Antarctica, the land is 100 feet over your head or the top of the ice. It's 100 or 200 feet over your head. It's the highest land on earth.

We live in the Antarctic basin. Large bodies of water at rest lay flat. So my question to you, and it's measurably, testably, provably flat. And so my question to you, and it's measurably, testably, provably flat. And so my question to you is, how many stretches of flat ocean does it take to make a sphere? Three. You're right.

You're right, it is three. Very good, very good. Wait, is that, were you messing around? Is that, because you're doing around? Okay, yeah. There are how many flat lines you put in a row, they don't make a sphere. Oh, well, what's past the ice then?? Like what's the flat earth sitting in? Right.

A flat space. So the way the way I just write again, anything beyond anything that's over our heads that we can't reach and anything beyond the shoreline of Antarctica is speculation. But I believe that there is a dome surrounding our earth, holding us separating the waters from above, from the waters below. Okay. And where did that, where did the dome come from? God. So this is, this is where it gets to this thing. Yeah. Before I discovered that the earth was not a spinning ball. I was a nihilistic atheist, the best way to describe me. I'm here for myself. This is it. We're random accidents that evolved into humans. That was it. I live on a spinning spec flying through an infinite universe. There's

nothing I can do about it. And that's where I can take us out at any time. We're going to run out of dinosaur juice to run our cars. So therefore, you know, you live a little selfishly. I wasn't that selfish, but then when I did the research and I found out, wow, that's not where we live. We live in the center of creation and this place is intelligently designed. Therefore, you have to not assume you have to know without any doubt that there is a creator. Who's the creator? Where did the creator come from? What

are why? Those are all questions that we could ask forever. God made the plan. You don't have the answers to that. I don't. But the place is intelligently designed. that's why they do the sia up because they don't want us in a situation where we can where we can't deny the existence of a creator because if everybody woke up tomorrow, they would take back their power.

They would realize that nobody has dominion over you. They'd stop following these crazy rules that have been cast upon us especially in the last year and the last century. But all of that is to, it's to de-power us, to keep us in fear and to separate us. They divided us up by countries,

and they divide the countries up by states. And they divide that up by political parties and sports teams and sexes and genders. Now they're dividing the genders, and now they're dividing us, the dividing families. You can't have your kids come visit you or whatever. You can't go see grandma, then you can't hug anybody. You can't look at anyone's face.

They're literally dehumanizing us. What about the moon? Is that round? Sure, looks round, doesn't it? Yeah. Let me ask you a question. You guys are in a studio. You have any lights in the ceiling?

Yeah. We got a couple lights. So look at those lights. Carefully look at those lights and tell me what shape the floor is. What shape the floor is? What do you mean? Like lights on the floor? I think there's too many lights, but they're probably going to be an oval.

What I'm saying is, I don't care what shape the moon is, there's nothing to do with the shape of the floor of our Earth. Now, the moon looks like a sphere, but it doesn't act like a sphere. It doesn't light up like a sphere being lit by a single source light to sun, because when it's a full moon, it's equally lit, edge to edge. When you're lighting a sphere, there's shading. You have a hotspot in the middle, and then it would fade out towards the edges, but that's not what we see when we look at it, especially through a super zoom camera.

It is emitting its own light. And the problem is when we go into a new moon, the moon completely disappears for almost two full days and nobody has been able to see it. What's happening during those two days, are they recharging the moon? Well, that's not a bad, you know, if you understood what the moon was, that's really a smart, smart question. But the, the, Let's assume the moon,

the moon on the sun that we see don't act like physical objects. Yeah. Act more like reflections within the earth system. So is that part of the dome then? And it's being lit? Yeah, is it a thing? The moon?

So yeah, what is the moon? Yeah, that's a great question and nobody knows, but the moon affects women's reproductive cycles. The moon certainly does. It does a lot of crazy stuff, right? So what is the moon? You know that moon light, when you magnify it, gets colder on like sunlight that gets hotter.

No, that's not. Yeah. When you magnify moonlight, it doesn't get colder. What do you mean? No, it doesn't. It's light. No, I haven't done it. That's not how light works.

Even a light from an incandescent bulb, if you focus it, it gets hotter. It puts meat out under a full moon. Under moonlight, it will, it'll start decaying much faster than under sunlight, which will purify and sterilize it. The moon light makes it rancid and decay. Wait, what is, where is that? What do you mean the moonlight makes meat decay? Yeah, look it up, look it up.

I'm telling you, you can do this experiment yourself. This is stuff that were never taught in school. Will you taught that Antarctica is the highest land on earth? No, I was not taught this. Did mountains in Antarctica higher than Everest? No, is there anywhere where any of this is valid? I know that moonlight thing is not true. I know that focusing moonlight does not make it colder.

How do you know that? Because all light works the same. It's all the same photons over the entire universe. If you focus them, they get hotter. So do you know that the sun isn't even hot? Okay, how hot is the sun? Do you know that the capital of Portugal is Lisbon? Yeah. How is the sun? The sun is more like a focus point of energy. It's electric

in nature and it's causing daylight by fluorescing the gases in the sky and the dome. The sky is mostly nitrogen. Nitrogen fluoresces blue. And when the sun moves near it, just like a Tesla coil moving near a fluorescent bulb, it'll turn on. And that's how we have daylight and sunlight, sunlight's direct from the sun. But then, yeah, but how do you know any of this? Like how do you know all of that fluorescence?

We can do experiments and show you the exact, we can make the same lights in the sky with electricity that the sun does. And then if you look at the, you go to the top of Everest, why is it so cold up there? You're closer to the sun, you're higher up. And the answer is because the sun only heats up the gases with the, it's electric. So the electricity makes the gases move faster. And therefore they're hotter.

And there's the air is thinner up there. The hottest points on earth are like in Death Valley, which are the lowest points on earth with the most amount of dense gas. Well, the equator. It's pretty hot. You know what's funny? I was in the solar power business and solar power is very interesting because all the scientists have no idea how the fuck it works.

They just know that they make up the story about, you know, the photon hits a boron molecule and the boron molecule jumps out and creates a current. This is how it works. They just know that they make up the story about, you know, the photon hits a boron molecule and a boron molecule jumps out and creates a current. This is how it works. Yeah. The solar panels collect the electricity that's coming straight from the sun and put it into currents. What are you saying? How did they make? How did they even invent solar panels if they don't understand how photons were? There's an accident. I'll tell you how, because that came from, I believe it came from a previous knowledge from advanced civilizations that were here in the 1800s. In the 1800s. 1800s?

1800s, not like Egyptians. I mean, the Egyptians, the Tesla, you know, he had all of that information. So they don't understand how solar panels work. If you put two house plants, one in front of a fire, the sun, and one in front of a fluorescent light, one of them is going to shrivel up and the other one is going to grow. Because one of them is collecting the electricity from that light. Well, there's like nutrients in the sunlight, right? Vitamin D is the sun.

Vitamin D is the energy. The sun, the only forces in this world are electric and magnetic, which are brother and sister. What about gravity? What about gravity? What about gravity? So gravity is a theory. Nildegraze Tyson himself says he doesn't know what it is.

And every experiment done to prove mass, subtracts mass has failed. No, no, no, no. They're one of the first gravity experiments. Oh, God, I forget who it was. They hung two gigantic iron balls in a bar. The Cavendish experiment. And it was, the Cavendish experiment was so flawed that even a globe scientist laughs at it.

So you're saying if I do that experiment, two gigantic iron balls and hang them in a bar, I could use my own balls and showed that they had attraction that I would get a Bitcoin. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. All right, but we have to call it the opposite. What about the snipers using the query Alice effect when they're shooting? The rotation of the earth, they have to, if they're shooting like a mile, they have to adjust

how they shoot. One dick, one thing at a time. Okay. Okay. One question at a time. Okay. So gravity is a theory and as a matter of fact, they say that to make up dark matter on dark energy because it makes up 96% of gravity and the reason is it has to exist or

gravity couldn't be real, therefore it has to exist. It's never been seen, it's never measured, but it has to be there. And their gravity model still doesn't work. What does work though is that the earth is measurably, testably, scientifically, provably, electric has a negative charge to it. The entire earth does have a negative charge to it. That negative charge establishes a weak attraction. It'll track things to it. Do you go into a room with an ironizer?

It'll turn all of the dust in the air positively charged and it'll all fall to the ground because it increases its attraction to the earth. And then you can vacuum it up or at least your wife can. And then you got me with that one. I figured it was coming. And then so that establishes down and then buoyancy and density sort of everything else out of. I had a basketball and dropped it through the air over a swimming bowl.

It would fall through the air because it's denser than the air and it would sit on top of the water because it's less dense than the water. And that's exactly how it works. And it's testable-proofable. You ever see those density in four-hole triangles? So there's no gravity. You're saying there's no force in gravity. It's just a natural magnetism buoyancy and density.

You ever see those triangles made out of tinfoil that they electrify and they float up in the air? They're not turning off the ground as a hat. They're just changing the negative charge to it. We've done experiments where we take a metal plate and we charge it with a vantigraft generator and it pulls things up and away from the earth, electrically, non-gravitational. What about that? Did you see the behind the curve movie of the Flatters movie? It's a deception.

It was edited horribly, and the experiment at the end with Jaren and the laser, everybody there said that it didn't prove anything. When in fact, it did kind of, we did know one of the results was, how's that possible? The earth is curved. But they edited it, and they hid, they hid two seconds later after they cut. We brought the light down again and we could see it, right? The reason we couldn't see it the first time is because there was trees in the way that we didn't even know we're there, right?

I don't know. I saw it. I mean, you can see a movie about a fake love story with just fake information in it. And then they were supposed to give us all of the filming. We allowed them to film it because it's really a pain in the ass to do those experiments. But they said they would film it for us. And they agreed to give us all the footage. And then after the movie came out, they're like, no, we can't give you the footage.

They never even made it to the other. The producers just lie. They always lie. They did that to me and Dr. Phil too. They sold out as what they did. It's a total deceptive hit to make you laugh at flat earth. When in fact, you know, if the, here's the best proof that you guys have that a flat earther prove the curve. Are you kidding me? Yeah. It's a dumbest thing ever. Okay, wait a minute. How come you guys don't take

a weather balloon and put a GoPro on it and just send it up into space so you can see that the Earth is flat. Right, so that you're assuming that we haven't done that and you're also assuming that a GoPro is the camera that you would use. A GoPro has a fish eye lens and that's the problem. If you look at Felix Baumgarten, he did two jumps before the Red Bull Space Jump. He did two jumps, practice jumps, and before the one that they aired, and they weren't using GoPro's,

and the horizon was flat and at eye level. So, the one that did on television, they used a GoPro, and it showed this big curved earth, right? Well, if you look at it, it's showing over a third of the earth, and it's all New Mexico. Everything it's showing is New Mexico.

And the other problem with the windmill jump is... It was a big thing. In the earth, this spinning eastward at a thousand miles per hour, like they tell us, he should have landed three thousand miles out into the ocean in the west, but he landed east of where he took off. So somehow he outrun the spin of the earth while floating in space. It's very fast. He's a fast guy. Yeah. Can you briefly talk about kind of your background? I'm not sure how old you are, but kind of,

you go to school. Did you? I went to college. I got a business degree. I took four years of astronomy, which is pseudoscience. And basically, the more educated you are in astronomy, the dumber you are because it's all indoctrination. And the people that become the astronomers and the teachers are the ones that can memorize

and regurgitate the Rockefeller funded indoctrination material the best. So again, saying that what's your education, that some of the smartest people in this world all dropped out of college. I didn't drop my son. It's not like that college, too. So again, saying that, you know, what's your education, that some of the smartest people in this world all dropped out of college. I didn't drop my son. I'm really, it's dropped out of college too. Yeah, I'm just, I'm curious. And then how long has this, you're kind of passionate?

Yeah, yeah, been up exactly. When did you first start having doubts and then start doing your experiments and researching? I just, I wanna know how long this has kinda been going on and what the progression has been like. When I first learned about it, I mean, I banned people from our social media from that.

10 years ago, five years ago. Six years ago. Six or seven years ago, come around there, lustrak. Yeah, yeah. And so I started the Flat Earth podcast. And then, before I was on many radio shows, I would just be explaining to small groups of people,

even just one-on-one. And I was like, you know what, I wish I had that little model of it, so I created an app. And I just had it on test flight on my iPhone. And I would show it to people and I'd be like, oh, that's how it works. I was like, hey, this is pretty good.

And everyone said, hey, where can I get that app? So I actually published it. And for the last two and a half years, I've been making it better and better. I've put tens of thousands of dollars into it now. And I sell it. And the reason is, because Google is hiding the information. If you go on YouTube and say flat earth videos, you're going to get, there's hundreds of videos going up every day of garbage, of

chills, and stupid stuff. They're just literally crapping in the punch bowl so much that it's a sewer, and you can't find any of the real information. But the app, every day, it shows you how seasons work, how time zones work, how everything works. And on the app, there's a featured video every day, and what I say is, take the Bitcoin Flat Earth app challenge. Watch the featured video every day for two weeks. There's short ones during the week, longer ones on the weekends. And after that two weeks, if you think you have one proof

of the globe, make sure you hit the question mark first. So you go to the frequently asked question page. There's the top 21 questions. Your question will probably be in there. You click that and up comes a playlist of videos that Google will hide from you. Okay. That they don't want you to see.

And then when you see those, you realize that your question was childish and that you don't have any proof of the role. I'm getting a bit caught. I have a question. I have a rhetorical or experiment question for you. What if I went to Antarctica and I got a weather balloon and put like a, put a thing in the weather balloon and set it up and then timed how long it took

the weather balloon to circumnavigate the globe at the South Pole because it would be way less than at the equator, right? Does that experiment make sense? I mean, you want to just do that in the North. You have a better chance to do that in the equator, right? Is that experiment that makes sense? I mean, why don't you just do that in the North? You have a better chance at doing that in the North, but you won't be able to. One, you're not allowed to. Two. What if I did though? What if I did? Yeah, but what if I made you three feet taller?

Remember, what if I went down there? What if I went down to the South Pole, launched a weather balloon and it came back in like an hour and a half? Would that prove it? I'll say that I'll give you the, I'll give you five bitcoins. How's that? If I do that, yeah, 100%. All right.

Because once you go there, you're not going to be able to go. So it's a strong and argument. It's a dumbest, it's pointless. It's an experiment. It's an experiment. It's an experiment. If I can go to the South Pole, launch a weather balloon and then it only takes, what if I can?

All right. Go for a resourceful guy. It's true. I'm going to save you a lot of time. Get the app. and then it only takes what if I can? All right, go on. Go on. I'm going to save you a lot of time. Get the app, hit the what about Antarctica button, and then you'll understand how you can't. Okay, I'm out of quest. Just chat, have any questions? They're asking what about people

who sail around the world? Well, so East and West are circles. So if you, it's imagine a North Pole at the center of the world lake. You sit down, you have your compass, your needle points towards the center. So now look at that compass and you want to head east. You're going to leave New York. You're heading east. Well, you're just going to stare at your compass and you're going to have to keep correcting

to the left because you need that needle to point towards the north. So you're going to circle all the way around the lake and you're going to come right back to California and to New York and you are dead reckoning east the entire way. That does not prove the earth is flat because it works the same on a globe, right? Yeah. I think it's it. Yeah. West is the same. We have to keep correcting to the north. Now, if the earth was a globe in the southern hemisphere, you'd have to correct to the north. Now, if the earth was a globe in the southern hemisphere,

you'd have to correct to the south, but ships captains, Navy ship captains have all reported that they always have to correct to the north, okay? That proves that the earth is flat right there. Can'tillians wants me to ask you about time cube.

Oh yeah, that's a good question. Are there any conspiracies you don't believe in? Like 5G, nanobots, more gallons disease, are you four again? I don't believe those. Like 5G, nanobots, more gallons disease. Are you four? I can't believe those. I can't believe those.

I can't believe those. I can't believe those. I can't believe those. Whatever the hell that is. I don't know what it is either. It's probably something, some kind of inside homosexual reference that can't believe. Probably. There's probably, yeah, I'm sure the stuff that I don't believe, but, um,

crippled Jesus asks if you want to use his handicapped parking plate because he says you need it more than he does. Creple Jesus says. So what you'll notice is the people that are going to challenge it never have a single proof. They only have insults and I know I love it for that reason because here's why honestly I love Flat Earth theory because people believe it and they can't prove why they believe it. So they can't read immediately.

That's an incorrect statement right there. We can see too far. We can measurably see too far. We know what the globe math is for curvature and we can see things that should be a mile below the curvature. You know, submarines can see other submarines at 100 miles away when there should be 6000 feet of earth in between them, but somehow their sonar knows to go over that homfident bounce back on the other submarine. There's Navy captains that with pinpoint, pencil thin lasers can light up other ships 100 miles away. 6,600 feet of a hump of water should be in between them, but somehow they can see

those ships. They want to know also how this works, how do women react to this? How do women react to flatters? There's tons of women in flatter. Go check out current bees, channel. Tons of women in flatter, if you say. Yeah, all right. It's an unmind resource.

Yes. So just the comments that you're going to get on the in the chat and on the comments, the ones that make fun of Flat Earth have no proof of the bill. They're immature. They're immature. They don't know either way, but they, but they're, they're, they're, they're, they just don't, they, they, they were kind of like I was, I made fun of it too. But then I was, of course, to look, I actually just ignored it because I was like the dumbest

thing ever. Why would I even bother? Yeah. But if you want to understand it, you have to try to debunk it and you have to try to debunk it, not by Googling it because Google is just going to tire your brain out with nonsense. So this guy says he has a PhD wants to talk to you. I don't know if you'll be able to hear him though because you're on Skype. Let me see if it will work. Hey, Exodus, can you hear me? Yeah. Okay. Ex addition, I mean, can you hear him, David?

No, but you can be like, it's a message you want. No, it's not as fun. That's not our story. Skype always does that. There's, all right, David, does anything make you a rage? By the way, does any of this flat earth stuff explain why women are so annoying?

Yeah, it actually does, but you have to get the app to figure that out. There's a thing, you just click the wire women so annoying button in the app. Yeah. And it's got a whole playlist of videos in there. Oh, I see. Does anything make you a rage that's not global,

global related? Oh, what do you mean to make me rage? Like, we have sex. Yeah, I'm sure that make you have sex. I don't get upset about anything. You get to make life amazing. I mean, we are in this amazing time right now with all of this stuff going on. And it's amazing. I mean, we are in this amazing time right now with all of this stuff going on.

And it's amazing to be awake and the people that are awake along this journey are amazing people. We just had a conference in South Carolina in October, was in October. Yeah, back in October, it was so many awake aware people. You're not talking about sports or weather or politics. It was just about reality and it's going faster. You can believe there's 11 million flat earthers in Brazil. Okay, they did a survey and they came up with 11 million people, don't believe we live on a globe. I saw there's like seven or eight percent of people who aren't sure that we're on a

globe. Yeah. Well, that's good. That's a start and it's more, it's increasing exponentially. Yeah. There's so many good flatter. They're trying to squash it. Obama mentioned flat earth a half a dozen times in his speeches.

He mentioned the flatter society. Why is he doing that? He's trying to drive people to the disinformation. All right, David. Thank you. Thank you for calling in. Good luck. I see people downloading your app right now, but thank you very much for calling in. Good luck with your quest to defeat NASA. Well, NASA, that's the easiest one to defeat. Just hit the, hit the NASA button on the, on the app and then you'll see the whole deception. And every single one of them is by itself is enough to know that we didn't go to the

moon. Well, what are we about to moon rocks? Are they just fake? Well, go look it up, say, moon rock turns out to be petrified wood. There's a moon rock that we sold to another country and they tested it for insurance rates and it's petrified what? Yeah, I think that guy just made up the story of getting a moon rock though. Like I think that was a politician who said the US can be this moon rock.

How cool am I? Vote for me. They look at for moon rocks in Antarctica, right? I don't know. That's the NASA says that they could find moon rocks in Antarctica. Just petrified. It turns out. All right. All right, David. All Antarctica. Just petrified British. It turns out. All right.

All right, David. I got it. I got it. Thank you for going in. Goodbye. See you. Uh, what do you think, Sean? That was fucking amazing and I want more.

I know. I got an answer for everything. Well, yeah. Yeah, it's for everything. I mean, it's Cavendish experiment. It was bullshit. Sure. Oh, I can do that weather balloon though. Yeah, I know.

Cause that's what rock man did. Yeah. I'm gonna call in some favors. I was just gonna say you gotta call a rock man. Yeah. Call in some things. That's why they experiment down there. Yeah.

Cause it's cheaper than going into space. You throw a weather balloon, 50,000 feet, space like. Right. Okay, motherfucker. Yeah. Let's see if I can test the ass. Yeah, I know, space like. Right. Okay, motherfucker. Yeah. Let's see if I can test the rest. Yeah, I know, I'm not sure.

But then they always find a way to ease the lad as an insurance company. No, because he's the indicator of what is legit or not. So that's, there's that. What if I put a camera on it and send it around? If you better not, no GoPro. No GoPro. What if I have to?

You're just using it. It's big, big camera is just trying to prove the round earth conspiracy. What if I take him, that guy, David, put him in a lawn chair, put some weather balloons on it, send him up, send him around and, Artica. No, somehow you get above, it warps your eyes, you know, to a, ah, maugain fever. I do like it though, because it makes people so angry that they have no reason why they think the earth is round.

Like they like, yeah, you know, pictures and stuff. Yeah. Ah, I don't know. Magenfeeb just started my own power washing company and with $15 minimum wage, I can afford to train no one. Yeah. Well, fuck me, I guess. Good thing I work hard enough for four people. That's great, right? Yeah

Gradulations. Oh cool. I could hire some employee. Oh, I can't hire an employee. I can hire one. Yeah cool Hope he likes hope he likes working 90 hours a week. Yeah, I guess I'll just go get a job at Amazon Streamer says banana docs puking on live, banana docs puking on live stream. Banana docs puked on live stream? Really? What do you guys? He's boozing the whole time. Yeah, hey, I fucked up the capture

using clips on Twitch. Maddox Band being made that stream subscriber only. I had no idea that was a public feature because I'm an idiot. Oh, okay. Well, if anybody has footage of banana docs throwing up, please send it to me because we're going to do a bonus episode this week. John Turner, hey, you may remember a few months ago I sent in a joke email about mask mandates.

If one mask protects people, it stands to reason that two is even better. Therefore a mask, a mandate requiring only one, a mandate requiring only one mask is irresponsible and dangerous. Well, check this shit out. New York Times, double masking COVID, quoting from the article, two masks are the new mask. No, I'm not doing two masks. I'm not doing too much. You're not, well, I think that too far.

Big mask wants to sell fucking masks. See, like people laugh at the flat earth guy, but then this is front, this is New York Times, two masks. Are you guys fucking, are you fucking with me? How do you expect people not to believe the earth is? How do you expect people to believe anything you say ever if you're coming out with this shit? You got to wear two masks in Antarctica.

Double masking is a sensible and easy way to lower your risk when you have to spend more time around others in a taxi on a train or plane or at an inauguration. Oh my God, kill me. Fucking kill me. One big advantage of double masking that I've found is that it creates a better fit and closes the gaps. Is it just like an editorial article or something?

Are there any others? Well, is there exists any other type of... It just sounds like a guy who's like a featured columnist, you know? You think this is a guy? Well, good point. I don't know. God. I like layering my masks when I walk the dog

or exercise outdoors. Yeah, right. I wear a regular mask to comply with area mask rules. When I want more protection for short errands, I wear a better mask. When I'm in a taxi or on a train, I feel like an anifoable man. Yeah, really fucking does.

I don't know, man. I had to kind of a funny survey stats for you. Let me find it. Let me find it. Oh yeah, this is a funny survey. Here you go, Sean. Most Americans can agree on one thing. The biggest threat to America is other people.

Here is the survey. Most Americans believe the biggest threat to the American way of life is other people in the country and domestic enemies to a percentage of other people. So they gave everybody this survey. Yeah, what do you see as the biggest threat to the American way of life? Yeah, but they're all really close, aren't they?

They're all virtually the same. Yeah. Here's the ranking number one. Sure. The biggest threat to the American way of life is other people in America and domestic enemies. US adults, 54% Democrats, 53% independence, 57% Republicans, 56%. So pretty much most people, most people think other people

in America are the biggest threat to the American way of life. Perfect. Foreign countries and military threats overseas, only 8%, 4% all single digits Republicans, 13% idiots, more than Democrats for the natural world, like weather viruses and natural disasters, only 17%, 25%, 14% of the difference. Yeah. Wow. Viruses and other natural, and then finally, economic similarities there.

It looks like, yeah, there's a couple little tweaks. No, no, it's just which. Yeah. What's the biggest threat to America? Other Americans. Yeah. It's the biggest. I I have to say, I guess I agree with that. Yeah. That's funny. Hard not to. Right. It is funny. People have a lot of ideas and when they get highly motivated, it causes problems. Yeah, it really does. Happy to be living in clown world where a stupid joke becomes a reality. Go fuck yourself, John. Jake Fancy, I don't want to make this too long at an email and I won't, but me and a girl just watch two episodes of the most recent bonus content and we laughed our asses right off listening

to the play-by-play breakdowns of the Maddox scenes. I can't believe how accurately I predicted what was lying in store in the bonus content. All I had to do was give her a bit of a background on how big of a cuck-mattox is and off to the races. Yeah. Yeah. Common issue among spreading extended dick, but not insurmountable within five minutes. And tonight's proof.

Oh, thanks, Jake. Let's see here. Bart Simpson. Uh-huh. Hey, Dick. I hope you and Sean are doing well. I'd call in with this rage by living Canada. and my phone plan charges extra for calls to the US. Oh, I'm not sure what to call this rage, but I under I, but it started when I read this article a few weeks ago

about masturbation. You probably heard of this before, but apparent furious masturbation. And probably rage, rage induced. You've probably heard this before, but apparently if you jerk off too much and too hard, your dick can become desensitized and you won't be able to come. You get like a callous dick, apparently. Do you hear that? People saying that? Well, you gotta stop jerking off so much. If you're, that's like the whole proud boy's thing.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, the only jerk off if a woman gives you permission. My first thought when I read this article was great, what's even the point of a relationship then. So on top of doing shit, I hate just to meet women and listening to them talk. You're telling me that sometimes sex isn't even good enough to make you come.

Clearly, this is just a worse deal. Clearly, this is just a worse deal than masturbation. I'm a mid-twenties virgin, by the way. But it gets worse. What's the solution to this problem? Just don't jerk off for a while. This is when I fully realize that everyone in a relationship is getting scammed. The advice is the equivalent of a fat broad telling you if you don't look at so many hot women, you'd find me attractive. That is what they say. You see? He's right. That's true. Well, I may be fat than an appealing to boot, but if you didn't look at so many hot girls, you would find me more attractive.

I don't know if that's the solution. It is a solution, it's not the only one. It's just another case of women trying to stunt the competition instead of actually working to overcome it. Here's a better solution, women need to start doing kegels. That's gonna be my first question on any date from now on. I'm measuring my grip strength, and if you're a vagina isn't even close to that number, we're done talking.

Oh, wow. That's trouble. Also, I'm buying one of those grip trainer things. So you bitches better start in those exercises pronto. Oh, okay, okay, well. Pete, got some ideas? Oh, that was Bart Simpson. Let's see what else I got here. Tim Hurray, that was one of the most interesting

and funniest episodes yet. Funny guest with good stories in cripple Jesus being the funniest I've ever heard him be. Me too. Also, I'm probably one of the funniest I've ever heard him be. Me too. Also, I'm probably one of the fucking hilarious that like listening to you rant about politics. So let's keep that going especially now. Thanks for not killing yourself.

cripple Jesus has an update. God, he was funny. Is he in here? Oh, what the hell is that? Well, he has to be in here because he was talking about he needs a, he's gonna give away his handicap placard. What kind of fucking ass hole this king shit. Yeah, stop doing that. Born to smile. Cripple Jesus. Are you in? Yeah, there you are. He's in here. All right. Hey, Cripple Jesus,

you there? I'm near it. Now you're there now. I hear you. What's up, buddy? Can you hear me? All right. Yeah. What your, I saw you had an update. Yeah, so after what I, after what I said in that first class, she wrote an email to her superior saying that I was disruptive and that's full of swander pretty much because for those that don't know how Zoom works, they mute you. Yes. And they have to unmute you to let you talk. It's just like discord. So I will be meeting with her boss on Monday. Really? And I have recordings and this week she kicks me out of my class because my webcam was broken and she deleted my paper on failing Fox.

You wrote a paper on fail on failing Fox. Yeah. Yeah, because we have what they call a discussion board. OK. And so the question was, why is it important? Oh, no, it it was would society be better if we didn't differentiate the physical differences between men and women and I basically said we already do that and we live in a societal health and I cited the failing parts for it. Because that was basically a guy just swapping the woman around with the dick. Yeah. Was that your paper? Or did

you church an apple? Yeah. Screen shot of the paper. I can put it in this course. I got your email from whoever's in charge of that department. I'm writing to you because I'm concerned about certain actions you took. You indicated forcefully to the entire class that you believe women's oppression to be a joke and laughable. How I'll see it. Is it not hilarious that crippled Jesus of all people is being lectured about oppression

by a class of like college girls? Like all college debt exists because everyone wants to fuck college girls. Like that's the entire college experience. While I'm in here, I have the email that I wrote back to her superior that triggered the meeting. Okay.

This week. All right. Sean, do you want to see that? I'm glad in there. Yeah, I do. Okay. The teacher's assumption that my language was somehow threatening and menacing as she stated in the email, reinforces ableisterio types that I have been dealing with my whole life.

Oh, you don't appreciate the judgment stereotypes that I have been dealing with my whole life. I appreciate the judgment, discrimination that I'm receiving. You're real. That's that furthermore. Oh, the idea that I interrupted the class is untrue. If you rewatch the Zoom session, you will see the professor calling me in requests that I unmute myself.

She then asked why join the course, a question I answered with 100% honesty, and I see it in no way. Said in a threatening or disruptive manner, I can't control how she or anyone else's perceives my opinion. But I can't tell you is there no ill intent behind them. I mean shouldn't they try to convince you? How do they, yeah, how do they combat that? Just with force. Well, that was pretty much because I have video over kicking me out of the quiet. Yeah. So I'm not really going to do a lot of talking because I spent my time compiling evidence not just for like podcasts because you know I plan to record the class and send a little

bit into Carl. Oh good. Yeah good. gonna do an excellent night. Oh, good. Yeah, good, good. Great. All right. Well, banned from stairs and Zoom meetings now. Good luck. Good luck. I, yeah, I found the paper too.

If you want to read that one, it's not really long. Okay, I'll read it a little bit. Posted. Your behavior yesterday was both disrespectful and intimidating. Timminating. Timminating. Yeah.

I think that's the first time ever a cripple has been called intimidating. So I'm somewhat of a trail breather. Do you have like a box of glove? You push the envelope. Yeah, just a bright. If there was a man's head in a jar, he would be intimidating. I guess so. As you're not allowed. Just the total redefinition of all words.

Yes. I put the paper in there. I don't know if you've caught it. I see it. It's a little, we're already headed towards the abolishment of physical sexual differences. And it's a terrible sight. You can't go anywhere in public without seeing people who can't be identified as either gender. Ten years from now, the idea of masculinity and femininity will be shamed out of existence so much that the sight of a sexually and

drudgenous gray blob won't even be noticeable to you. Quite possibly the most disgusting case of ignoring sexual differences is the career of foul and fox for this started, who started his career, or started their career as a male UFC fighter with a one five win loss record. I didn't know that. God, that's much worse. Yeah, fought as a man.

Fought as a man. Tired of getting beat by superior male fought. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty, that's obviously makes sense. All right, cripple Jesus, good luck. Yeah, I will update you guys on it. For sure. Cool, be careful out there. They always win.

Oh, I have a good one, you guys. All right, see ya, man. See ya. Let's see, mute. I don't know how I mute him. Well, he really is a fucker, you guys. Yeah, all right, see ya, man. See ya. I see a mute. I don't know how I mute him. Well, he really is a fucker, isn't he? It's great. Furthermore, it's fucking great.

Yeah, furthermore. He says he's good at this. He's good at this. Because he's actually oppressed. Yeah, he has all kinds of things that he, yeah. All kinds. Oh God, God you want some advisor in erotic story What last erotic story made me want a barf. How's this one? Have you ever skimmed it? No, I didn't really skim it

What's the writing look like all right? Let's do the erotic story. I think I'll be good I'm gonna do some advice Berger is't there. Why you guys keep saying kings? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you're saying. Ah, all right, hey, Dick, this is my erotic story

about how I lost my virginity. It's a happy story, okay? I graduated high school holding on to my V-card because I believed my first time was supposed to be romantic and special. Is that, where are guys getting that? Uh, this is a guy? Yeah.

Okay. Just couldn't, yeah, you know. Have you ever thought that? No. Have you ever thought that any time should be romantic or special? I'm not particularly. No. Guys, what are you doing?

What are you watching the notebook every day? And like, what do you do? What the fuck are you doing? Romantic and special. What do you think, what do you think, what do you think it's for? I mean, sex is for. Well, depending on how you're raised,

you get told all kinds of stuff and you just kind of, you push, believe it. Well, sure, because why would the people who, you know, you're looking up to who are around you, who are raising you, why would they lie? And once it's in my who, you know, you're looking up to who are around you who are raising you? Why would they lie? And once it's in my head, you can't get rid of it. That's when guys say stupid stuff like, oh, I would die for you. Like what? I would put, I mean, I would, I would try to get you out like I would use my foot. I would kick you out of the way of a knife-wielding lunatic. Right. But like what are you talking about?

of a knife-wielding lunatic. Right, but what are you talking about? The 40-year-old virgin came out a few years before, so I eventually, so eventually I decided I needed to lose my virginity before I turned 19, or else I might never lose it. While attending Community College, a friend of mine was attending a large university five hours away.

He tells me there's a classmate of his that he thinks I would like. So he gives me her number and I contact her. We talk for a few weeks and she invites me to come stay with her for the weekend. I tell her I'm a virgin and she says, that's fine. She has been with plenty of virgins before. How many's plenty, you think?

I don't know. I've told him and told you I've been with plenty of engineers. How do you think? I don't know. This was what he... I mean, it sounds like she's fucking, like she's fucking a lot to me. It does. Plenty of virgins.

I'm assuming that there's, you know, plenty of others as well. Oh, yeah. Yeah, if she's fucked enough guys to come across five virgins. She's 19 though. I'd thought. Yeah, okay, well then that would be very hard. And that would be for us to come across a virgin. Sure.

In that age group, yeah. That makes sense. This was weeks away from my 19th birthday, so I jumped at the chance. I drove five hours to meet her at her college, and she took me from, and she took me to her dorm room. After an hour or so, we started making out and the clothes started coming off.

She had pierced beacups with little tattoos scattered here and there across her body. It was great. That's just great. Yeah. I've scattered around. The randomness, it's like, boy, you don't, I will verse.

You don't fucking think about anything. You can really look at, it just go, you just, this was a spur of the moment decision as were the other 13. And my friend just got a tattoo kit. You got all the classics. You got all the classics from every year. You got the, you got the dandelion turning into birds flying away.

You've got a Bible verse over here. It's like a time capsule of tattoos that you've got garage tattoos. I wasn't a fan of the tattoos, but I was a fan of receiving a blowjob from her. She goes down on me for a bit and I'm not enjoying it because I feel the need to piss. She tells me the bathroom is down the hall. I tell her I'm nervous about being seen and also didn't want to put my clothes back on. Were they in a dorm or something? Or like, I guess.

Yeah. We're gonna do. She offers for me to piss in an empty bottle instead. Okay. I piss and we go back to the into her top bunk bed. After some more fooling around, she says she's ready. She gets me a condom and I attempt to slip it in. My dick just isn't getting hard. We do what we can to get it going, but I just can't get it up. Oh, because of all that weird piss stuff that you're just doing.

I'm bummed out and she says not to worry about it. She can just jerk me off. Later that night, we try again and actually have sex. We proceed to fuck like rabbits, the remaining days on there. I also keep pissing in bottles. I don't remember how many bottles, but I do remember making a joke

that we might need to buy more soda or water, so I can have more empty bottles to piss in. As I leave to go home, I ask to help her clean up, including my piss bottles. She tells me not to worry about it, so I don't. We continue talking after, and I even made a second trip to see her. We move on with our lives and remain friends on Facebook. Months go by, and she posts a picture of her and her roommate holding piss bottles after cleaning out her dorm room.

I privately messaged her and asked if those were mine. She responded with no. That's my tale of losing my virginity to someone who has a piss bottle fetish. Yeah. You've been listening to neurotic stories from real men. Oh, it's Talon's does. Say dick.

Good lord. I have a problem that I'm wondering if you can give advice on. I'm a premature ejaculator and it kills my confidence at times. Luckily, I'm able to mostly satisfy my wife through four play. But when I come after a few seconds of penetration, I can't help but feel that it's a lack lust, that it's lack lustre for her. There are times when I can keep it up afterwards and go for round two.

Oh my God. Yeah, but that's like a real, like I wonder what percentage of men have that? Because that's like a mature ejaculation, like 100%. That's funny. Probably a lot. I don't know, because I mean, don't think it should be.

Right in there. Okay. I got shit to do. Thinking about emails. What could I be doing? Probably better than this. Well, that should hold you off. Yeah, but then you go the other way.

And he's like, ah, fuck. I think I thunk myself out of it. Yeah. I got to think of things again. Oh, I thought too far. There are times I can keep it up afterwards and go for round two, but more often than not, it's just a few seconds and then I'm limp.

I hope you have some advice because it keeps me up. Just embrace it. Fuck it. What's the fucking deal, man? What kind of advice do you give? You just go with it. Look, I'ma Look I'm a one I'm gonna plug it in and then fucking blow it like I'm like I'm lubricant like I'm refilling a zip-o

Well the butane tank that's it. I got one in me bitch. What happened? Well like strap on and get ready to get ready to explode What happens if you try what happens if you try it again like, you know, in like 20 minutes later or something? So don't live up to these women have created unrealistic standards of getting dick. That's what the problem is. They, they've women have blimps on their Cosmo magazine now. They've taken it back. You have to do the same for your sexual performance should be zero. And if you get anything more than that, it's a win.

Do I stop expecting yourself to be, stop putting these insane, insane expectations on your performance in bed? You got it in, what more do you want? You should have been ready, it's her fucking fault. You should have been ready to blow at a moment's notice. So her fault, yes to all of that, but I'm also wondering, like medically, can that be treated?

Premature ejaculation. Yeah, is there something, I mean, if I don't know how it dicks work, what do you mean? You're talking about your chemicals? Calis dick, you know? Just try to callus up your data. I'd say a little Santa time.

I could get a little little little drop, a leather strap and nail, like a razor one. Yeah, a little Santa time. Get a little little little strap, a leather strap and then raise the strap. Put your dick on it. Drop that bag. That's right. Yeah, I don't know. Try any of those. Maybe double, put two masks, double masks.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Two condoms. I don't know. I think it's like that gel that makes you numb. But it's just too much work. Is it a physical thing or is it a mental thing or is it both? How could it be a physical thing? It's got to be mental.

I don't know. To some degree. I would think so if it's every time. I don't know. Just run with it for like a month and see it. Make it normal. Why fight it? Why fight it?

Why fight what God gave you? This is a gift. What does that you have? You can get on there? Oh, you get on with yourself. I'm fucking amazing getting railed all day. Did you say what she says about it? No.

I mean, I assume you had sex before you were married and she married you. Yeah. Maybe she's got better stuff to do. Maybe she don't get, maybe she's just not that into it too. And that's like your relationship works on, you know, other levels. And she's like, yeah, whatever, you know, I don't have to, no, I don't have to take another shower or, you know, fuck my hair up or anything. I don't know.

Can you stand there? I don't. Yeah. Like a, like an animal. I don't know. I don't know. Can you stand there? I don't. Yeah. Like an animal. Somebody's like staying in the, you know, downstairs. I'm like, hey, can you come look at this? Yeah, just give me 30 seconds.

So you can go even faster. Cut down your time, speedrun it. Maybe putting that extra pressure on yourself will make you hold out. Yeah. Like you, thinking that your failure is getting you off. So flip it around, you know, yeah, I'm doing it. I'm going to go for even less time. I'm fucking you saying bolt clock me. Yeah. Okay. You, you start when you feel, you know, give her a stopwatch.

Try to beat your high score for lowest time. Did he rose? I don't know, man. Don't use my name. He took, I need some advice. My sister moved away when she was a teen to live with our dad.

While there she was abused heavily by my dad's wife and her kids. Oh boy, great. My dad is a huge pussy. So his wife managed to convince him to cut off all contact with her. Oh man. Oh, that's some piece of work.

She does, working there. So she's been in a relationship for the last 10 or so years with a deadbeat pothead and just scrapes by. Lately, she's been talking about how she's being gang stocked and people are trying to poison her. For real? Or just, she's insane. She's insane. No one's trying to poison anyone.

It sure doesn't, yeah. That's like a, that's medieval, like, Napoleon was poisoned. Yeah, I've never thought, you know, that somebody was, that sounds very paranoid, doesn't it? It's easy to not be poisoned also. Yeah. I can just go get your own food.

Right. Typical psychosis, although I don't doubt she's being treated badly up there. My first instinct is to get her to move back to our town. So we, my mom, brother and I, can help her get on her feet. Oh, wow. That's optimistic. But I'm can help her get on her feet. Oh, wow, that's optimistic.

But I'm scared the delusions won't stop. I don't trust medications to fix the problem. Well, maybe a second opinion on that. Lithium does a lot of fixing. What else can I do to help her function as a normal human being? Oh boy, what do you think about that one, Sean? I would rethink the helping. I would read, I would, if she really has a, like a, you know,

a disorder, like a, some kind of mental illness, I would rethink the medication thing. Yeah. I would rethink that strongly. Maybe poison, try to put lithium in her food. Actually, actually, I don't know if that's being poisoned. Lithium's a problem.

So get a dog, dude. Stabilizer, I mean, she, who knows she maybe, you know, gets a friendiker or something where, you know. Yeah, like that guy who came to the house was, he got on meds. Yeah. I don't know what convinced him to do it.

I think everybody in the chat convinced him to do it. Yeah, I mean, you know, there are things that can absolutely help you stay in touch with reality. I got Instagrams, get her to move back into town. So me, my brother, my fuck, hot. Sounds like so much fucking work. Well, it's a sister. Okay, I'll tell you what you do.

Put a time limit on the amount of time that you're gonna dedicate to this. And then when that is over, put a time limit on the amount of time you're not gonna dedicate to this. And then when that is over, put a time limit on the amount of time you're not gonna dedicate to it. Give yourself some boundary, I'm gonna try to help for this amount of time really hard and I'm not gonna worry about myself. We're gonna get it, we're gonna fix it.

Oh, well, there you go, time. You said, ultimately, I mean, you said March 30th, you said March 23rd, you're gonna stop. So stop, do your own shit now. Yeah. I mean, if she is a, you know, basic, you know, basically independent human being. Yeah.

Like she doesn't need food, rot, turn, so I mean, you can, ultimately, then she does have some choice. And, you know, what happens to her life? So if she, if she, you're not gonna convince, if she thinks she's okay, she's okay, then you're not going to probably convince her otherwise. Most likely. Take your word for it. All right. Did we have, I have some animal stuff. I got voice mails. We didn't do voice mails last. No, we didn't. Did we? Let me see. Spurg was trolling people in a... Uh, bunny outfit.

Is that what this is? Awesome. A bite in with a bunny outfit. This is a bunny that you have. You're dressed in a bunny suit. You're dressed in a furry bunny suit. Right now. And you're simulating sex with a George Floyd stuff the animal figurine. Pure

very tasteless. Is that what are you? Where is he? Spareg, what are you? Yes, I'm here. Hey, what did you do here? This is your Easter Bunny extravaganza. Yeah, this is this is my new show. I do an omega-string now. Oh, okay, what is please explain all of that for Sean? Well, um, essentially, I bought this giant George Floyd plushie that's about, uh, it's almost six feet tall, and it weighs about 13 pounds, and I've, it's spent about $500 on it. Good, good. George Floyd thing. Yeah. All right. Yeah. It's a handmade George Floyd that costed about $500, and I was just like sitting in VC and I was like, you know what?

Would be pretty funny if I went on a megal with this thing and I started streaming it and it was like the funniest thing ever So I've just been doing that lately. Okay, hold on. I'm trying to get I'm trying to get this display capture working so I can actually show the video and it's not it's not working trying to get this display capture working so I can actually show the video and it's not it's not working. Yeah, I know. It's all the computers been fucking up all day today. Did you have to commission this plushie? No, actually, someone on a Russian, someone who lives in Russia just does this. Okay.

They just mate plushies of George Floyd and sell them. And Really? Oh, yeah, yeah. They sell them from a website called George Floyd Toys Official.com. Okay. And they originally advertised on Instagram and I just thought it was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.

So I bought one immediately and then when they released the live size one about a month ago, I was like, well, I know it's $500, but I have to get that. Wow. It's really frustrating me that this OBS won't play this video. You know, let me fix this on doing next week. Sorry. I don't know why it's been doing this all day. I'll just reboot it. Probably will fix it, but I can't do it over streaming. You this all day. I'll just, it's probably, I'll just reboot it. Probably will fix it, but I can't do it over streaming. You might have some more video for next week too.

Yeah, that's true. All right, man. Call back next week if you're around. Sorry about that. Yeah, sure, I'll do that. All right, bye for now. Bye. All right, everybody. This is the Dix show, PageRunaq Conf slash the Dix show. See you next Tuesday. Let's do, let's play a song and then do some voicemails, Sean.

If I can have that hard men working hard song in my head for the e-girls one. Hours. And even then the next day when I mixed it again for hours. I don't know why, I like that one. It's a great song. Let's see what else they have. This is feeding time. Oh wow. I don't have this one. Feeding time by the hard men working hard.

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No, no, fuck up to the club, we gotta never think you want, not document or fame Does your winning songs, hey staff, it's a rally, could you ever think you said? I don't never wanna leave, I don't wanna know the way I don't threat this is it But the serotoner took one click for it It's a never-ending cry Oh shit, it's legit, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up See, I'm back, said a lick You will feel a fucking pain

I can't wait to be a good boy I'm just still now, I'm just enjoying I want it all, I want to feel the fight Complete with you I'm your choice, I can't hold it in no more Don't be shy, don't be coy. Stay with you, what to be destroyed. Ah!

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$500 too. Some people will go a long way for a joke. I mean, man. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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This is how look at how much attention girls put into wrapping things. I know It gets less for me every year. Less work. Well, it should. I put in you. I can't believe it. Less work from her to you. No, less work that I put into making things presentable for people. I think I just handed over to these girls, present in the Amazon box during Christmas.

Do you think I hope you like these TBS? I do the same thing. Here's your Amazon Fox. Hard and working hard. I hope you like these TDS spoons. I'm sorry, it's taking me forever to send this blame COVID. Also, I hope you enjoy your pink chocolate, you flaming F-slur.

Jesus. Thanks for being a rage, especially in this current climate. Go fuck yourself. Hearts, Ellen, PS, fuck, grandma. Oh, she's got a little banana docks. Banana docks was the greatest thing to come out of 2020. Yeah, I really love that he exists.

Let's see here. Here we go. I knew there was a tie-in. Look at this. It was an animal fact for me. Oh, look, I have a giraffe. I have a giraffe. Yeah.

I have a giraffe. Okay. Let's see here. Oh yeah. Let's see.. Oh, yeah. Oh, stand, well, stand, dick show. Sort of stand. Very cool. Thank you. Well, okay. Well, if he doesn't stand, he doesn't stand. No, he can't. Action figures that don't stand up, man. Okay. Action figures that do not stand up because their shit is all warped. Let's hear it. Dearest Sean, did you know that a male

giraffe will headbutt the female in the bladder continuously until she urinates? He then tastes the pee, and that helps him determine whether she is ovulating since some more whittakers. This flavor is fucking sick, lots of love, Ellen. Thank you, Ellen. I didn't know about the bladder.

The back there, bladder? No, I didn't know about the headbutting in the bladder. To find out, I knew that animals, some animals taste piss to find out, you know, if the females ready, but no, you got me on that one. But I won anyway, because I got the, I got the fucking sea salt, uh, caramel, like brittle chocolate, which I love. This is from Alex Clark. Hey, I hope you like the criss, Christmas gift. Oh, sorry, buddy. I'm a little late.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, it's an Earthworm Gym lunchbox. Oh, damn. With 24 megs of action. Is that like when it was originally, look at a metal lunchbox? I could put my hogs in here.

That's cool, a shit. And my pornogue and my mom's Victoria's Secret catalog when she gets the new one and throws. You gotta eye that one in the mail. When the Victoria's Secret one comes in, you know the one upstairs is going in the garbage. So you gotta keep an eye on that garbage. Right.

So swoop it out. I say scavenger out. That's what you're gonna do. That's what I'm gonna keep in here. Victoria's Secret and drawings of penises. I'm gonna draw penises compulsively and store them in this later. Right, right, you gotta keep them in one place. secret and drawings of panises. I'm going to draw panises compulsively and store them in this like right. You got to keep them in one place. Thank you very much, guys. That's pretty cool. There's a giant one giant box here. Let me play some voicemails

first. So just opening presents. Hey, Jason. Here's a mix of me, Rage. Fat people thinking that they look good with like facial hair or stuff. They always have like the worst fucking facial hair I ever see. It's always these fat YouTubers who can't properly grow a beard or they have shitty cyber and shit. Probably their hair is all fucking messy and shit. They all fit. There's never been like a good looking fat guy or anything like that, you know, that, you know, had actually good hair or fucking facial hair. It always looks horrible and they always look sad as well, like they're on a drink of crime

when the head and the neutral face. Anyway, it's just fucked yourself. Really? Well, if they look fatter, if they shave, they can't win. Yeah, you know, they're trying to, maybe, you know, have some definition to their face. Like, you know, they think they're juggling you. I don't know.

Like if they shaved, if they just shaved the middle, maybe you would think they're skinny, right? Yeah, maybe. Spatial hair is just as much makeup as men can get away with to trick you into thinking they have a chin and a skinny your face. Maybe so. You know, like wearing vertical stripes or whatever.

Don't take that away from the poor fat guys. They're doing their best. Here's another one. Hey, Dick. Yes. Oh man, I'm asking this guy a question. This TA, because I've been in the university for far too long. And I'm asking questions, hey, am I doing this correctly? I only have the steps I'm doing it. And then he has the gall to tell me and he man not high school You gotta think to you man. Fuck you man. You how about that? Big sponsor like an advice. You gotta just like in gun

I can see from a mile away and you're telling me if not high school Listen, I didn't go to high school. I'm gonna drop out. I don't give a shit about high. Just answer my goddamn question. Say yes or say no. Don't fucking tell me. Oh, you go to think to yourself. You go to think to yourself. Yeah, I hate that shit. No. Guess what? No. As I do. All right. You can ask advice for ask a question. Bounce an idea of. You can ask advice or ask a question, bounce an idea off. Put it down every university. No, in Minecraft. In Minecraft.

If I did, it was like hell. It's not, this isn't high school. We're just doing experiments that we already know the outcomes for. It's more like preschool. Yeah, this isn't this picture. This isn't high school. This is just keeping you an adolescent from getting into the real world. Yeah, this isn't high school. This is just keeping you an adolescent

from getting into the real world. Yeah, this isn't high school. You pay to be here, okay? That's why you pay for this attitude that I'm giving you right now. Just do the, this isn't high school. You have to, why do I have to take this slab? Well, for credits, you know, so that you're well-rounded.

Oh, I see. Can we do an experiment on if that's true? We're not, God, fucking damn it. You're coming in nice, honey. Oh, I see. Can we do an experiment on if that's true or not? God, fucking damn it. Sure. You're having a knife, honey. You're opening that with an Allen wrench. You know, he times have open boxes with an Allen wrench and embarrassingly. Oh, I'm out of time.

Just you always seem to have one handy. Is that because they ship them and everything? But that's true. You know, that's true. You got one good knife. They all end up in the same place. Oh, yeah, scissors. Yeah, I could use scissors. That's an acceptable. Let me just really jam this in here. Yeah, excellent Okay, here we go. Hey, Dick, I shone you know, it makes me a raid. Oh, but you go with slantigs house

And Happening is you get your big sack and then when you're about to start fucking her she starts fucking crying about her fiance friendship and that would have been a half hour away from really so good of drive. You know, they share and they're in her bitch until you can actually fucking sober up enough that you can take your ass home. Oh, good. Driving in the city anyway. That's one of the rare instances where I recommend drunk driving. I'm just kidding.

No, it's smart. Yeah, it's smart. Smart for wait until you. When you got to get out of your slam pig's house, who's crying? God. Oh, this is for you to Sean. Really, you've been holding out on me?

I guess, it doesn't say who it's to. Did you know that these packing peanuts are eatable? The ones I'm holding right now? Sean, are you gonna read it out loud? me? I guess. It doesn't say who it's to. Did you know that these packing peanuts are eatable? The ones I'm holding right now. Sean, you gotta read it out loud. No, I will. So, Rabio show. I was gonna stare at it. Yeah, I was just expecting.

I was listening to you. Here, I guess. And the only person who references back to the future as much as I do, your cousin, Marvin, your cousin, Marvin, Barry, Matt from Minnesota. Yo, Chuck, this is your cousin. Your cousin Marvin, your cousin Marvin Barry, you know that new sound you're looking for?

Well listen to this. I'm gonna play a teeth talk while you're opening that up. Hey, Deh-Hashon, you're all Bell D.P. I got it. Yeah. I got it. Gather around the fire. Have your lady pull you glass of scotch. It's time for a little tooth talk. OK.

See, I was born with one little prop, a two narrow with a face. And in fifth grade, the dentist wanting to avoid braces told my parents, hey, we can avoid that whole performance. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We did play it. Man, what the fuck is that? What the fuck did that got send you? It's the fuck is it's the car.

It's it's back to the future. Is it not the coolest thing? Look at it. He's got it. He's gonna make that. I'll pair I guess. It's like a dire. Oh, look at that. Diorama on a, um, a wood.

A piece of wood. There's dock up on the top. Is it crooked a little bit? You gotta get those packing peanuts out from not for the front. Shit, I hope I didn't fucking off the and then hold it up in front of your head. Yeah.

What was this guy's name? Matt. Matt from Minnesota. Matt from Minnesota. Oh my God. Oh wait a minute fuck it smush It's smushing. There's one packing peanut left under it the house came off a little bit But it's not this isn't a butt Sanchez level screw up under what here. Yeah, you know, I take your time afterwards I'm gonna. We're just cram it down. That's fine. There you go. That is that That is fucking cool. That's cool as shit.

Wait a minute. Dude, there's a switch. So the switch enables a Christmas tree. He had to have made that. I would think so. County, the county courthouse. Yeah. Save the clock tower.

Yeah, he had to have made that. Oh my God. That's fucking awesome. That is. That is so cool. Thank you. Kervinant teeth behind his canines. My parents being level 99 coin grabbing Jews.

Whoa. Well, fast forward to adult BP, crooked teeth, can't even bite through a piece of pizza. Still needs braces. You see those bite through a piece of pizza. It still needs braces. You see those gaps, they never filled in. So I had four, 60 thigh gaps all up in the mouth. So it's an adult, 36. I finally said, fuck it.

Let's go get braces. Well, it's a problem with teeth talking. These thoughts didn't notice when I was a child. It's the fact that I had too narrow of a face so I need a palette expander by those bones. Fused together which is why I did not get in line by the way. Those bones had already fused together becoming one solid unit of bone out of the palette. So what they had to do is they had to put braces or a turnbuckle all up in McGrill. I can't bolt it with little.

This is a trouble. If I finish this other people are going to come in there to the talk series and I want that. You know what I mean? It's just never ends. Sorry, D.P. Someone will have a hand growing out of their teeth. Well, you're never going to believe this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, Dick, a real question time. This is a little genuine question, not just trying to bust your balls or anything. But you say like, so you just played the eGirl's deserved a die song. And you say some people might, you know, not, not you know this is a joke and i don't know if you're making a joke about that it's not a joke or yes you're saying

people might not understand that it's a joke but let's go with that one so explain what the joke is like there's no plan words there's no pun it's not a reference to anything it's just it's just really saying that people you don't like deserve to die. That's true. People I don't like deserve to do. I think it's because it's so absurd. I don't, I am missing the joke. I don't get what's funny about that.

Yeah, that's funny. Just replace people are like that. People with anybody and, well, no. You're just saying someone deserves to die because I don't like them. That's the joke. That's the joke. He's just described it. It's so absurd.

It's so, if you're up close over the top. It's so absurd. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top.

If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. If you're up close over the top. just hate them that much. I'm not going to, I mean, I'm not going to criticize other people's jokes, but that's the joke. If you're looking for a joke in that, if you need it, describe that's the, what do you think the joke is? And that's, that, that it's a song that is singing about wanting to kill e-girls because everyone fucking hates them because they,

they rep, I mean, they really are. There is very little that, there is very little that demonstrates materially and absolutely the complete loss of masculinity in our, in modern culture that has accelerated to a degree that we can't, we can't even wrap our minds around other than fucking e-girls who have 10,000s, tens of thousands of men at their disposal constantly. The hypergamy that our culture is screaming toward the monetization of sexuality by gigantic corporations that will not let us respond to it in any rational way, which is one of, of, of rage and vitriol online that they also buy in the same, the, in the other hand, are letting teenagers, super chat or, or whatever the Twitch version

is, give bits to adult women who are just on video painting their fucking dits. That's what they're selling to kids and teenagers online. That all distilled into a song that is rhyming and wrapping the different methods of murdering e-girls. That's the joke. If there is a joke, it is the absurdity of that, combining that, that impotent rage that we have, combining with a, the methods, the different retarded methods that you're going to use to murder e-girls in Minecraft.

They're never going to do, but that is, that's the joke, is I see it anyway. I mean, people won't get that. It's a hell of an answer. That's a, I don't, yeah. You can easily see how if you can't say fucker in the pussy, if you don't see that, if you don't think that's funny, you're definitely not gonna get e-girls deserve a bullet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh yeah, again, it's tomorrow. That's great, I order it now at 3 in the morning. I get my computer master to the fuck I want. And then you realize, it's 2 in the fucking morning at the way to hold wake up, I get my computer master to the fuck I want. And then realize, two in the fucking morning, at the way to hold fucking day, just to get my thing. Total bullshit. Wow. Hopefully you lose your mind.

You have to wait the whole day. You have to wait the whole day, really. That is rough. Can't wait till we just have replicators. Like Star Trek bringing you back to Deanna Troy's Tits. That's right. Did anybody find that episode? I couldn't, I mean, I could not believe it.

What I was seeing. Oh, and they're great. Okay. She was chunky the first season. I think they, they, what she, yeah. She slimmed down definitely. She lost a substantial amount of weight.

Isn't that amazing? They could still have fat chicks in space? They still found a way to fucking... She was carrying a few extra for sure. A lot of their way up. I noticed that they glammed her up a bit. We're made of dilithium. If you be as fat as you want,

we could schlep your ass around the universe. Warp, warp nine. Oh, actually, well, you know, Karen, warp eight and a half because of you. Thanks a lot. All right. Here we go. Hey, Dick and Sean, hey, John from Indiana here. Here's what makes me a rage. I own fucking stinginess. Here's the thing. I've got like eight paper towel rolls in my house. Those mega rolls, those thick double ply paper towels. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to make a lot of messes, dude. Why am I so fucking stingy when I use them? I can have a better experience if I use two or three, but I just keep grabbing them. I'm going to tell one, one, one. Use the whole roll. I've been a pro-roll at all the mess. Many paper towels as I want for like four years now.

Why am I so fucking stingy about using them? No, Old habits. Were you broken by more and I have 20. Hmm. But then you run out. You should probably cut, cut them even smaller. Hmm. Like, you know how they did half size paper towels?

I hate those. I fucking hate those. I take those. I always cut them in half and then use that. I've raged on that before, I think. How could you hate those? I take those. I always cut them in half and then use that. I've raged on that before, I think. How could you hate those? Just use two. Well, I always do. But I don't want them to accidentally tear where that stupid useless perforation is. I make messes like a man makes a mess. Oh, okay. I don't spill like a little gipsy. I don't even

spill. You don't drink. How do you even have any spills? Because I eat voraciously, I ravenously, there's a lot of hot sauce going on. You know you use napkins, you use paper towels, and you eat food. Yeah. Oh God. That's why, wait, wait, you don't have napkins in your house?

Paper, no, I prefer the fucking paper towels. Like I said, when you're eating food on your face, you prefer a roughly human paper towel as opposed to what, or like a roughly human crappy ass napkins. They're much softer. Do you use paper towels in your ass when you take a shit? No, I do not wipe paper towels. No, I do not. Let's see here. Dude, fuck liberal memes, man. Uh oh. I mean, we already know that we're these like huge wall attacks

on this crinship, but you know, stupid Bernie, this Bernie meme, they get everywhere, you know, even black Sabbath puts it. And what is it? Oh, Bernie fucking, you know, literally upset, you know, sitting in his chair and everything and then he, oh, he has like, didn't and now they just put it everywhere. He's like it over it like hey you remember the guy that we we campaigned so hard and raised millions of dollars for you know to people we to work country isn't it cute that he's all you know this stuff sitting there you know like a great pistot face. He is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is a funny, he is. There is no greater oxymoron than a smart liberal because you can't be that. Ha, ha, ha.

You know, I thought was money. Recently, all the conservatives people are like, well, what's important now is family and friends and God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's God. Well, that's, yeah, sure. Pretty, I mean, don't pin it on God. She's got enough pressure on it. It's got enough pressure on him already.

Like does everything have to be a cope? Does everything, you have to, like the modern man must accelerate from failure to acceptance in like in nanoseconds. Yeah, like if you spend any time in introspection, then this is a, this is not avert, then this is a vice too fast. Yeah. Oh, we lost. What we got got. I mean, I just love family. I love my family so much. I just fucking love my family so much. That's all that's important. All those politics, I'm like, just sit in your loss for a minute.

Does it have to immediately bring fucking God into it? Yeah. And his cue was done. Oh, trust the plan, trust the plan. Like, Scott now, now we're trusting God's plan. Well, that plan, that plan was no good. Well, God's got a better plan, better plan bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad Because it's unpleasant. It is a come done. It's unpleasant. People don't like to sit with unpleasant thoughts. I like I'm I like God. Yeah, I have God. I like God I'm a family God's my guy. I thought like your family wasn't

Important before. Yes, what has changed right that now it's an oh now it's all about God and family now. Okay. It's a very It's like a very zealot Like mindset. Yeah, it's so fun they're so confused they're so fucking confused it's great love to see it uh... one more yeah one more hey this is adam florida calling what really makes me a rage is the fact that the fucking inauguration

has become an open mic fucking day for sixteen year old poets. Next, next is fucking Donald Trump runs again and wins. He's probably gonna have a fucking comedian so Logan give a solid 30 minutes about how Joe Biden is a fucking corpse walking around and Kamala is probably a lesbian disguise.

Turn it, just turn it into a fucking show. He's doing what you do. You know what? Yeah. There's something else. I didn't talk about inauguration at all. The all of a start now. I gotta go to work.

Do you really? Yeah, I really do. The cold bear, the fucking cold bear post of, I don't have any glow in me. That's the ultimate glow. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't have any glow. No, he's the biggest's the biggest glotter.

The biggest glotter. Yeah. These fucking comedians who are going for applause with every time, like, do you guys forget how to make a fucking joke? What do you, they've pulled the ladder up, Dick. Ah, yeah. They have. I don't have any glow in me. This is just a big, I'm show even above. I have so much glow that it's collapsed into itself. Like a fucking singularity. I'm humble as fuck. I'm so fucking humble than me. Yeah. Nobody's the most humble guy is me. No, he's definitely he's he's pretty damn pompous. Fucking assholes.

All right. Fucking sons of bitches. Thank you. See ya. All right, fucking sons of bitches. I see everybody. Thank you, see ya.